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		<title>April 2025</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''April''' will be the fourth month of [[2025]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notable events==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 April'''&lt;br /&gt;
**Chris uploads [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
**A new photograph of Chris in [[Finland]] is posted to [[Kiwi Farms]], marking Chris's fourth known trip to the country.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sightings (2025)#Pasila, Helsinki, Finland]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Notably, [[Flutter]] is seemingly missing.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''11 April''' - The fifth episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'' is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars interviewing Chris at various locations. This episode is notable for revealing new information about the [[Jail Saga]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''' 12 April''' - Chris's Uncle, and the widow of Aunt Corrina, Raymond Inge dies at age 89&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April''' - Chris uploads [[Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Activity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chats===&lt;br /&gt;
None yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Posts===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[April 2025 social media posts]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Sightings===&lt;br /&gt;
None yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Videos===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{References}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>April 2025</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''April''' will be the fourth month of [[2025]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notable events==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 April'''&lt;br /&gt;
**Chris uploads [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
**A new photograph of Chris in [[Finland]] is posted to [[Kiwi Farms]], marking Chris's fourth known trip to the country.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sightings (2025)#Pasila, Helsinki, Finland]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Notably, [[Flutter]] is seemingly missing.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''11 April''' - The fifth episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'' is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars interviewing Chris at various locations. This episode is notable for revealing new information about the [[Jail Saga]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''' 12 April'''- Chris's Uncle, and the widow of Aunt Corrina, Raymond Inge dies at age 89&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April''' - Chris uploads [[Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Activity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chats===&lt;br /&gt;
None yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Posts===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[April 2025 social media posts]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Sightings===&lt;br /&gt;
None yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Videos===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{References}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>April 2025</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{ongoing}}&lt;br /&gt;
'''April''' will be the fourth month of [[2025]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Notable events==&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 April'''&lt;br /&gt;
**Chris uploads [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave]].&lt;br /&gt;
**A new photograph of Chris in [[Finland]] is posted to [[Kiwi Farms]], marking Chris's fourth known trip to the country.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sightings (2025)#Pasila, Helsinki, Finland]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Notably, [[Flutter]] is seemingly missing.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''11 April''' - The fifth episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]'' is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars interviewing Chris at various locations. This episode is notable for revealing new information about the [[Jail Saga]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''' 12 April'''- Chris's Uncle, and the widow of Aunt Corrina, Raymond Inge dies at age 89&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April''' - Chris uploads [[Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Activity==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chats===&lt;br /&gt;
None yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Posts===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[April 2025 social media posts]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Sightings===&lt;br /&gt;
None yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Videos===&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{References}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Minor Family Members</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off.|Chris, 2011&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jon Carey, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Chris]] has '''many family members''' whom he or his parents have mentioned but who are not important enough to constitute their own articles. Those who do not reside at [[14 Branchland Court]] generally lead relatively normal lives. Few of these relatives are still on speaking terms with Chris or [[Barb]], but many of them were a presence in Chris's earlier life. This article aims to chronicle all such relatives mentioned by Chris and his parents directly or indirectly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris had little to no contact with his family members as of late and it's unlikely they want anything to do with him ever since his [[Affair with Mother |affair with his own mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Family members who died prior to the birth of Chris can be found on the [[Chandler Family Tree]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chandler Side==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Patricia Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:patharley.png|right|thumb|150px|Patricia Harley, 1954]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Patricia Faye Harley''' (born 20 November 1935), is [[Bob Chandler]]'s first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and Alan.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 at a Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Alan Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|Dr. David Alan Chandler.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:David Amiibo.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Alan as a [[Jerkop]], in Amiibo form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' (born 28 November 1961 in Roanoke, Virginia)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FamilyTreeTitle&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-chandler-x6gx6 Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is an [[Wikipedia:ophthalmologist|ophthalmologist]] in [[Richmond]], Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of [[Bob Chandler]] and Bob's ex-wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Both Bob and Chris call him by his middle name. Alan's wife's name is Kimberly.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alan went to high school in [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]],&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;richmondeye.com&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; earned a B.A. degree in [[biology]] from [[University of Virginia]] in [[1984]] and earned Doctor of Medicine degree in medicine at [[Wikipedia:VCU_School_of_Medicine|Virginia Commonwealth University School of Medicine]] in 1988. He later completed internship in Internal Medicine from {{w|Eastern Virginia Medical School}} in Norfolk and was also trained at {{w|Washington Hospital Center}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wellness.com/dir/2474208/ophthalmologist/va/glen-allen/david-chandler-richmond-eye-associates-md]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.linkedin.com/in/alan-chandler-78851a52/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.doximity.com/cv/david-chandler-md-5cc07999&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He donated $1,000 to the [[George W. Bush|Republican Party]] between May 2007 and September 2008,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/david-chandler.asp?cycle=08]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; showing that he agrees with his father on politics if nothing else. He specializes in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;richmondeye.com&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January [[2004]] and learned then that Alan had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making Chris a (half-)uncle and Bob a grandfather. [[Honor roll|Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWC's Diary|Diary]] entry:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [''sic''], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my [[Pedo-glasses|current frames]]. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to Alan's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next-door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and Squinkies toys with a &amp;quot;display&amp;quot; from Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike Carol, Alan attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], Chris called Alan out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware or ignorant of the fact that, being a practicing eye doctor, Alan probably had more important things to focus on, and that Alan likely has little history with Barb which would inspire him to visit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Carol Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Carol Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Carol [[Amiibo]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 9 July 1964 in [[wikipedia: Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]], Virginia)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FamilyTreeTitle&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late [[Bob Chandler]] and his first wife Patricia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Chris, Carol is a Math &amp;quot;[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]&amp;quot; [sic] and &amp;quot;wiz.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chandler Family Tree]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She is known to have won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the [[University of Virginia]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20121116162715/http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia] (archive from 16 Nov 2012)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later, in 1988, she graduated [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]] with a B.A. degree in Mathematics from University of Virginia. She had been accepted for advanced studies by 4 universities in northeastern US and another university in Toronto; she chose to study at {{w|Stony Brook University}} from Long Island, New York.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C#Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She later earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the [[Savannah]] messages that she did not attend his funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In [[November 2015]], Chris made a [[YouTube]] [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. &amp;quot;Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father&amp;quot;, he wrote in the video description. &amp;quot;There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us&amp;quot;. He posted an image of a Carol [[Amiibo]] on [[Facebook]], depicting her as a heartless [[Janekop]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Wayne Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to include in the slideshow but could not due to not having photos of them. One of those people was an uncle on Bob's side called Wayne.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Wayne's full name is apparently ''' William Wayne Chandler''' (born 18 January 1955), and he is in fact a half-uncle of Chris's rather than a full uncle. Little is known about him, but the fact that Chris mentioned him alone among Bob's eight half-siblings suggests that they had some kind of relationship. According to his mother Dorothy's obituary, Wayne was living in Florida at the time of her death in 2015.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Relatives in North Carolina===&lt;br /&gt;
In his [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris from 1987]], Bob mentioned that his father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Sr. (1906-77), like himself and Barb, had children through a second marriage, who at the time resided near [[Wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]]. Robert Sr.'s second wife was Dorothy Julie Chandler (née Wolfe, 1924-2015). The couple had eight surviving children, including Wayne Chandler, as well as many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. As of 2023, six of the children are still living.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/theeagle/name/betty-chandler-obituary?id=19075005&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.kentforestlawn.com/tributes/Joan-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Five of the children still lived in North Carolina, while one lives in Florida.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Relatives in Oklahoma===&lt;br /&gt;
Over the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he had a cousin in [[wikipedia:Tulsa, Oklahoma|Tulsa, Oklahoma]] and &amp;quot;a lot of [[Cherokee]] relatives&amp;quot; living in the state as well.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. The cousin is most likely ''' John James Hood, Sr.''' (1923-2021).  Virtually nothing is known about them, and there is no indication that any of these relatives ever interacted with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Weston Side==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|'''E'''very '''S'''ketch is '''C'''leansed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''L'''ovely waves of '''B'''arley oats&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''H'''ow '''M'''edia '''W'''orks|Acrostic invented by Chris to remember the birth order of the Weston kids: Edna, Stanley, [[Aunt Corrina|Corina]], Leroy, [[Barbara]], [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet]], Madeline, [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne]].&amp;lt;ref name=haiku&amp;gt;[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Weston Haiku]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Jonathan Carey===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris's cousin?]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jonathan Bailey Carey'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&amp;amp;MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (born 21 September 1987) is Chris's first cousin once removed and [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grandson. Chris attended his wedding in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]] on the weekend of 27-28 June [[2009]], the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically died. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Raymond Inge===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Raymond Boyd Inge''' (1935 to 2025) was Chris's step-uncle, the second husband and widower of [[Aunt Corrina]], and the step-grandfather of Jonathan Carey.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chrischantrueandhonestfamilytree-jpg.999302/ Chris's extended family tree]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the stepbrother-in-law of [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her great-nephew.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Wayne Weston===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Curtis Wayne Weston''' (born 1 April 1950)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#149&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Barbara's youngest brother and Chris's uncle. He is mentioned in Chris's [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November 2021 letter]] to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] as one of Barb's relatives who offered her assistance after her car accident. He is mentioned again in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]], where Chris reveals that he, like Harriet and Tom, lives in the Richmond suburbs. As of Corrina's death, Harriet and Wayne are Barb's only surviving siblings.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:WayneWeston.png|left|thumb|200px|Wayne Weston, 1969]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other aunts and uncles===&lt;br /&gt;
In addition to Corrina, Harriet and Wayne, Barbara has four other siblings, all deceased: '''Edna''' (1927–1995), '''Stanley''' (1932–1983), '''Leroy''' (1937–1998) and '''Madeline''' (1944–1982).&amp;lt;ref name=haiku&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://i.imgur.com/QU17d7V.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Little is known about their relationships with Chris, although Chris does seem to have been acquainted with Leroy's wife and son (see below).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Careys and Westons===&lt;br /&gt;
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD but could not  due to not having pictures of them. Along with Jonathan Carey and Wayne Chandler, the list included Joseph Carey, Beverly Carey, Joey Carey, Matthew Carey, Leroy and Ruby Weston and somebody just called &amp;quot;Van&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; '''Joseph Edward Carey, Sr.''' (1956–2022)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituaries/?id=576&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was Corrina's son and Jonathan Carey's father. '''Beverly Carey''' (née '''Bailey''') (1963-2024)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.sovanow.com/articles/beverly-bailey-carey/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Joseph's wife and Jonathan's mother. Joey is probably '''Joseph Edward Carey, Jr.''', the son of Joseph Sr. and Beverly. Matthew may be '''Daniel Matthew Carey''', another son of Joseph and Beverly. '''Van Wade Carey''' is Joseph's brother. Leroy is probably '''Leroy Lewis Weston, Jr.''', the son of Barbara's deceased older brother Leroy (see above). '''Ruby Weston''' (née '''Puryear''') (1939-2018)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.blileys.com/obituaries/Ruby-Puryear-Weston?obId=7614658&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Leroy Jr.'s mother and Leroy Sr.'s widow.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's [[Facebook]] profile lists Beverly and Joe as cousins. Van Carey is an amateur genealogist who has provided the world with information on his and Chris's ancestors.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603044555/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d152.html#P152&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170514160558/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Joey, Matthew and Jonathan are also mentioned in Chris's 2002 [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa Claus]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Cousin Madeline and her sister===&lt;br /&gt;
For [[Christmas]] [[2001]], Chris burned a CD for his cousin Madeline entitled ''Sing-A-Longs For Madeline''. He also kept a copy of the CD for himself, which he put up for sale on [[Cwclight]] in [[September 2024]] for $100. In the description of the CD, Chris reveals that Madeline was younger than him and that the last he had heard of her she was still living at home with her family in either Red Oak or Chesterfield.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Madeline is also mentioned in Chris's [[2002]] [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa Claus]], along with her sister, who is not named.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:0578-CWCAndMadeline.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:0579-ChristianAndMadeline.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:MadelineInChair.png&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Unnamed autistic cousin===&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[autism papers]], Chris has a severely autistic cousin on his [[Barbara Chandler|mother's]] side. Nothing more is known about this cousin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Unnamed genealogist cousin===&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Rental House Tour]] Barb mentions that she has a cousin who shares her delusions about the [[Daniel Weston|Weston family history]] and &amp;quot;put together a pilgrimage&amp;quot; related to it. [[Catherine]] and Al cut her off before she could tell them where they went.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp Dr. Chandler's profile] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aunt Corrina]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cole Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Savannah Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Minor_Family_Members&amp;diff=337066</id>
		<title>Minor Family Members</title>
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		<updated>2025-04-17T20:56:04Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off.|Chris, 2011&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jon Carey, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Chris]] has '''many family members''' whom he or his parents have mentioned but who are not important enough to constitute their own articles. Those who do not reside at [[14 Branchland Court]] generally lead relatively normal lives. Few of these relatives are still on speaking terms with Chris or [[Barb]], but many of them were a presence in Chris's earlier life. This article aims to chronicle all such relatives mentioned by Chris and his parents directly or indirectly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris had little to no contact with his family members as of late and it's unlikely they want anything to do with him ever since his [[Affair with Mother |affair with his own mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Family members who died prior to the birth of Chris can be found on the [[Chandler Family Tree]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chandler Side==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Patricia Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:patharley.png|right|thumb|150px|Patricia Harley, 1954]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Patricia Faye Harley''' (born 20 November 1935), is [[Bob Chandler]]'s first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and Alan.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 at a Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Alan Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|Dr. David Alan Chandler.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:David Amiibo.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Alan as a [[Jerkop]], in Amiibo form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' (born 28 November 1961 in Roanoke, Virginia)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FamilyTreeTitle&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-chandler-x6gx6 Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is an [[Wikipedia:ophthalmologist|ophthalmologist]] in [[Richmond]], Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of [[Bob Chandler]] and Bob's ex-wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Both Bob and Chris call him by his middle name. Alan's wife's name is Kimberly.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alan went to high school in [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]],&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;richmondeye.com&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; earned a B.A. degree in [[biology]] from [[University of Virginia]] in [[1984]] and earned Doctor of Medicine degree in medicine at [[Wikipedia:VCU_School_of_Medicine|Virginia Commonwealth University School of Medicine]] in 1988. He later completed internship in Internal Medicine from {{w|Eastern Virginia Medical School}} in Norfolk and was also trained at {{w|Washington Hospital Center}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wellness.com/dir/2474208/ophthalmologist/va/glen-allen/david-chandler-richmond-eye-associates-md]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.linkedin.com/in/alan-chandler-78851a52/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.doximity.com/cv/david-chandler-md-5cc07999&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He donated $1,000 to the [[George W. Bush|Republican Party]] between May 2007 and September 2008,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/david-chandler.asp?cycle=08]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; showing that he agrees with his father on politics if nothing else. He specializes in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;richmondeye.com&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January [[2004]] and learned then that Alan had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making Chris a (half-)uncle and Bob a grandfather. [[Honor roll|Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[CWC's Diary|Diary]] entry:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [''sic''], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my [[Pedo-glasses|current frames]]. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to Alan's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next-door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and Squinkies toys with a &amp;quot;display&amp;quot; from Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike Carol, Alan attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], Chris called Alan out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware or ignorant of the fact that, being a practicing eye doctor, Alan probably had more important things to focus on, and that Alan likely has little history with Barb which would inspire him to visit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Carol Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Carol Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Carol [[Amiibo]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 9 July 1964 in [[wikipedia: Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]], Virginia)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FamilyTreeTitle&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late [[Bob Chandler]] and his first wife Patricia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Chris, Carol is a Math &amp;quot;[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]&amp;quot; [sic] and &amp;quot;wiz.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chandler Family Tree]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She is known to have won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the [[University of Virginia]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20121116162715/http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia] (archive from 16 Nov 2012)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later, in 1988, she graduated [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]] with a B.A. degree in Mathematics from University of Virginia. She had been accepted for advanced studies by 4 universities in northeastern US and another university in Toronto; she chose to study at {{w|Stony Brook University}} from Long Island, New York.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C#Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She later earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the [[Savannah]] messages that she did not attend his funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In [[November 2015]], Chris made a [[YouTube]] [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. &amp;quot;Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father&amp;quot;, he wrote in the video description. &amp;quot;There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us&amp;quot;. He posted an image of a Carol [[Amiibo]] on [[Facebook]], depicting her as a heartless [[Janekop]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Wayne Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to include in the slideshow but could not due to not having photos of them. One of those people was an uncle on Bob's side called Wayne.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Wayne's full name is apparently ''' William Wayne Chandler''' (born 18 January 1955), and he is in fact a half-uncle of Chris's rather than a full uncle. Little is known about him, but the fact that Chris mentioned him alone among Bob's eight half-siblings suggests that they had some kind of relationship. According to his mother Dorothy's obituary, Wayne was living in Florida at the time of her death in 2015.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Relatives in North Carolina===&lt;br /&gt;
In his [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris from 1987]], Bob mentioned that his father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Sr. (1906-77), like himself and Barb, had children through a second marriage, who at the time resided near [[Wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]]. Robert Sr.'s second wife was Dorothy Julie Chandler (née Wolfe, 1924-2015). The couple had eight surviving children, including Wayne Chandler, as well as many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. As of 2023, six of the children are still living.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/theeagle/name/betty-chandler-obituary?id=19075005&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.kentforestlawn.com/tributes/Joan-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Five of the children still lived in North Carolina, while one lives in Florida.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Relatives in Oklahoma===&lt;br /&gt;
Over the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he had a cousin in [[wikipedia:Tulsa, Oklahoma|Tulsa, Oklahoma]] and &amp;quot;a lot of [[Cherokee]] relatives&amp;quot; living in the state as well.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. The cousin is most likely ''' John James Hood, Sr.''' (1923-2021).  Virtually nothing is known about them, and there is no indication that any of these relatives ever interacted with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Weston Side==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|'''E'''very '''S'''ketch is '''C'''leansed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''L'''ovely waves of '''B'''arley oats&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''H'''ow '''M'''edia '''W'''orks|Acrostic invented by Chris to remember the birth order of the Weston kids: Edna, Stanley, [[Aunt Corrina|Corina]], Leroy, [[Barbara]], [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet]], Madeline, [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne]].&amp;lt;ref name=haiku&amp;gt;[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Weston Haiku]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Jonathan Carey===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris's cousin?]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jonathan Bailey Carey'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&amp;amp;MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (born 21 September 1987) is Chris's first cousin once removed and [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grandson. Chris attended his wedding in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]] on the weekend of 27-28 June [[2009]], the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically died. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Raymond Inge===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Raymond Inge''' (1935 to 2025) was Chris's step-uncle, the second husband and widower of [[Aunt Corrina]], and the step-grandfather of Jonathan Carey.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chrischantrueandhonestfamilytree-jpg.999302/ Chris's extended family tree]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the stepbrother-in-law of [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her great-nephew.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Wayne Weston===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Curtis Wayne Weston''' (born 1 April 1950)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#149&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Barbara's youngest brother and Chris's uncle. He is mentioned in Chris's [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November 2021 letter]] to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] as one of Barb's relatives who offered her assistance after her car accident. He is mentioned again in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]], where Chris reveals that he, like Harriet and Tom, lives in the Richmond suburbs. As of Corrina's death, Harriet and Wayne are Barb's only surviving siblings.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:WayneWeston.png|left|thumb|200px|Wayne Weston, 1969]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other aunts and uncles===&lt;br /&gt;
In addition to Corrina, Harriet and Wayne, Barbara has four other siblings, all deceased: '''Edna''' (1927–1995), '''Stanley''' (1932–1983), '''Leroy''' (1937–1998) and '''Madeline''' (1944–1982).&amp;lt;ref name=haiku&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://i.imgur.com/QU17d7V.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Little is known about their relationships with Chris, although Chris does seem to have been acquainted with Leroy's wife and son (see below).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Other Careys and Westons===&lt;br /&gt;
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD but could not  due to not having pictures of them. Along with Jonathan Carey and Wayne Chandler, the list included Joseph Carey, Beverly Carey, Joey Carey, Matthew Carey, Leroy and Ruby Weston and somebody just called &amp;quot;Van&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; '''Joseph Edward Carey, Sr.''' (1956–2022)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituaries/?id=576&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was Corrina's son and Jonathan Carey's father. '''Beverly Carey''' (née '''Bailey''') (1963-2024)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.sovanow.com/articles/beverly-bailey-carey/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Joseph's wife and Jonathan's mother. Joey is probably '''Joseph Edward Carey, Jr.''', the son of Joseph Sr. and Beverly. Matthew may be '''Daniel Matthew Carey''', another son of Joseph and Beverly. '''Van Wade Carey''' is Joseph's brother. Leroy is probably '''Leroy Lewis Weston, Jr.''', the son of Barbara's deceased older brother Leroy (see above). '''Ruby Weston''' (née '''Puryear''') (1939-2018)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.blileys.com/obituaries/Ruby-Puryear-Weston?obId=7614658&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Leroy Jr.'s mother and Leroy Sr.'s widow.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's [[Facebook]] profile lists Beverly and Joe as cousins. Van Carey is an amateur genealogist who has provided the world with information on his and Chris's ancestors.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603044555/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d152.html#P152&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170514160558/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Joey, Matthew and Jonathan are also mentioned in Chris's 2002 [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa Claus]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Cousin Madeline and her sister===&lt;br /&gt;
For [[Christmas]] [[2001]], Chris burned a CD for his cousin Madeline entitled ''Sing-A-Longs For Madeline''. He also kept a copy of the CD for himself, which he put up for sale on [[Cwclight]] in [[September 2024]] for $100. In the description of the CD, Chris reveals that Madeline was younger than him and that the last he had heard of her she was still living at home with her family in either Red Oak or Chesterfield.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Madeline is also mentioned in Chris's [[2002]] [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa Claus]], along with her sister, who is not named.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:0578-CWCAndMadeline.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:0579-ChristianAndMadeline.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:MadelineInChair.png&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Unnamed autistic cousin===&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[autism papers]], Chris has a severely autistic cousin on his [[Barbara Chandler|mother's]] side. Nothing more is known about this cousin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Unnamed genealogist cousin===&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Rental House Tour]] Barb mentions that she has a cousin who shares her delusions about the [[Daniel Weston|Weston family history]] and &amp;quot;put together a pilgrimage&amp;quot; related to it. [[Catherine]] and Al cut her off before she could tell them where they went.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp Dr. Chandler's profile] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aunt Corrina]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cole Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Savannah Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Minor_Family_Members&amp;diff=337065</id>
		<title>Minor Family Members</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Minor_Family_Members&amp;diff=337065"/>
		<updated>2025-04-17T20:55:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cilria2: Raymond is deceased now&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off.|Chris, 2011&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jon Carey, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Chris]] has '''many family members''' whom he or his parents have mentioned but who are not important enough to constitute their own articles. Those who do not reside at [[14 Branchland Court]] generally lead relatively normal lives. Few of these relatives are still on speaking terms with Chris or [[Barb]], but many of them were a presence in Chris's earlier life. This article aims to chronicle all such relatives mentioned by Chris and his parents directly or indirectly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris had little to no contact with his family members as of late and it's unlikely they want anything to do with him ever since his [[Affair with Mother |affair with his own mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Family members who died prior to the birth of Chris can be found on the [[Chandler Family Tree]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chandler Side==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Patricia Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:patharley.png|right|thumb|150px|Patricia Harley, 1954]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Patricia Faye Harley''' (born 20 November 1935), is [[Bob Chandler]]'s first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and Alan.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 at a Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Alan Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|Dr. David Alan Chandler.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:David Amiibo.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Alan as a [[Jerkop]], in Amiibo form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' (born 28 November 1961 in Roanoke, Virginia)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FamilyTreeTitle&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-chandler-x6gx6 Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is an [[Wikipedia:ophthalmologist|ophthalmologist]] in [[Richmond]], Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of [[Bob Chandler]] and Bob's ex-wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Both Bob and Chris call him by his middle name. Alan's wife's name is Kimberly.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Alan went to high school in [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]],&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;richmondeye.com&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; earned a B.A. degree in [[biology]] from [[University of Virginia]] in [[1984]] and earned Doctor of Medicine degree in medicine at [[Wikipedia:VCU_School_of_Medicine|Virginia Commonwealth University School of Medicine]] in 1988. He later completed internship in Internal Medicine from {{w|Eastern Virginia Medical School}} in Norfolk and was also trained at {{w|Washington Hospital Center}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wellness.com/dir/2474208/ophthalmologist/va/glen-allen/david-chandler-richmond-eye-associates-md]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.linkedin.com/in/alan-chandler-78851a52/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.doximity.com/cv/david-chandler-md-5cc07999&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He donated $1,000 to the [[George W. Bush|Republican Party]] between May 2007 and September 2008,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/david-chandler.asp?cycle=08]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; showing that he agrees with his father on politics if nothing else. He specializes in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;richmondeye.com&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January [[2004]] and learned then that Alan had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making Chris a (half-)uncle and Bob a grandfather. [[Honor roll|Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[CWC's Diary|Diary]] entry:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [''sic''], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my [[Pedo-glasses|current frames]]. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
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One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to Alan's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next-door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and Squinkies toys with a &amp;quot;display&amp;quot; from Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike Carol, Alan attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], Chris called Alan out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware or ignorant of the fact that, being a practicing eye doctor, Alan probably had more important things to focus on, and that Alan likely has little history with Barb which would inspire him to visit.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Carol Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Carol Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Carol [[Amiibo]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 9 July 1964 in [[wikipedia: Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]], Virginia)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FamilyTreeTitle&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late [[Bob Chandler]] and his first wife Patricia.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Carol is a Math &amp;quot;[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]&amp;quot; [sic] and &amp;quot;wiz.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chandler Family Tree]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She is known to have won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the [[University of Virginia]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20121116162715/http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia] (archive from 16 Nov 2012)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later, in 1988, she graduated [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]] with a B.A. degree in Mathematics from University of Virginia. She had been accepted for advanced studies by 4 universities in northeastern US and another university in Toronto; she chose to study at {{w|Stony Brook University}} from Long Island, New York.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C#Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She later earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the [[Savannah]] messages that she did not attend his funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In [[November 2015]], Chris made a [[YouTube]] [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. &amp;quot;Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father&amp;quot;, he wrote in the video description. &amp;quot;There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us&amp;quot;. He posted an image of a Carol [[Amiibo]] on [[Facebook]], depicting her as a heartless [[Janekop]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wayne Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to include in the slideshow but could not due to not having photos of them. One of those people was an uncle on Bob's side called Wayne.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Wayne's full name is apparently ''' William Wayne Chandler''' (born 18 January 1955), and he is in fact a half-uncle of Chris's rather than a full uncle. Little is known about him, but the fact that Chris mentioned him alone among Bob's eight half-siblings suggests that they had some kind of relationship. According to his mother Dorothy's obituary, Wayne was living in Florida at the time of her death in 2015.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relatives in North Carolina===&lt;br /&gt;
In his [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris from 1987]], Bob mentioned that his father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Sr. (1906-77), like himself and Barb, had children through a second marriage, who at the time resided near [[Wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]]. Robert Sr.'s second wife was Dorothy Julie Chandler (née Wolfe, 1924-2015). The couple had eight surviving children, including Wayne Chandler, as well as many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. As of 2023, six of the children are still living.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/theeagle/name/betty-chandler-obituary?id=19075005&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.kentforestlawn.com/tributes/Joan-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Five of the children still lived in North Carolina, while one lives in Florida.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relatives in Oklahoma===&lt;br /&gt;
Over the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he had a cousin in [[wikipedia:Tulsa, Oklahoma|Tulsa, Oklahoma]] and &amp;quot;a lot of [[Cherokee]] relatives&amp;quot; living in the state as well.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. The cousin is most likely ''' John James Hood, Sr.''' (1923-2021).  Virtually nothing is known about them, and there is no indication that any of these relatives ever interacted with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Weston Side==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|'''E'''very '''S'''ketch is '''C'''leansed&lt;br /&gt;
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'''L'''ovely waves of '''B'''arley oats&lt;br /&gt;
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'''H'''ow '''M'''edia '''W'''orks|Acrostic invented by Chris to remember the birth order of the Weston kids: Edna, Stanley, [[Aunt Corrina|Corina]], Leroy, [[Barbara]], [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet]], Madeline, [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne]].&amp;lt;ref name=haiku&amp;gt;[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Weston Haiku]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Jonathan Carey===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris's cousin?]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jonathan Bailey Carey'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&amp;amp;MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (born 21 September 1987) is Chris's first cousin once removed and [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grandson. Chris attended his wedding in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]] on the weekend of 27-28 June [[2009]], the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically died. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Raymond Inge===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Raymond Inge''' (July 31th, 1935 to April 12th, 2025) was Chris's step-uncle, the second husband and widower of [[Aunt Corrina]], and the step-grandfather of Jonathan Carey.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chrischantrueandhonestfamilytree-jpg.999302/ Chris's extended family tree]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the stepbrother-in-law of [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her great-nephew.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wayne Weston===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Curtis Wayne Weston''' (born 1 April 1950)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#149&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Barbara's youngest brother and Chris's uncle. He is mentioned in Chris's [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November 2021 letter]] to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] as one of Barb's relatives who offered her assistance after her car accident. He is mentioned again in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]], where Chris reveals that he, like Harriet and Tom, lives in the Richmond suburbs. As of Corrina's death, Harriet and Wayne are Barb's only surviving siblings.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:WayneWeston.png|left|thumb|200px|Wayne Weston, 1969]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other aunts and uncles===&lt;br /&gt;
In addition to Corrina, Harriet and Wayne, Barbara has four other siblings, all deceased: '''Edna''' (1927–1995), '''Stanley''' (1932–1983), '''Leroy''' (1937–1998) and '''Madeline''' (1944–1982).&amp;lt;ref name=haiku&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://i.imgur.com/QU17d7V.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Little is known about their relationships with Chris, although Chris does seem to have been acquainted with Leroy's wife and son (see below).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Careys and Westons===&lt;br /&gt;
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD but could not  due to not having pictures of them. Along with Jonathan Carey and Wayne Chandler, the list included Joseph Carey, Beverly Carey, Joey Carey, Matthew Carey, Leroy and Ruby Weston and somebody just called &amp;quot;Van&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; '''Joseph Edward Carey, Sr.''' (1956–2022)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituaries/?id=576&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was Corrina's son and Jonathan Carey's father. '''Beverly Carey''' (née '''Bailey''') (1963-2024)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.sovanow.com/articles/beverly-bailey-carey/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Joseph's wife and Jonathan's mother. Joey is probably '''Joseph Edward Carey, Jr.''', the son of Joseph Sr. and Beverly. Matthew may be '''Daniel Matthew Carey''', another son of Joseph and Beverly. '''Van Wade Carey''' is Joseph's brother. Leroy is probably '''Leroy Lewis Weston, Jr.''', the son of Barbara's deceased older brother Leroy (see above). '''Ruby Weston''' (née '''Puryear''') (1939-2018)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.blileys.com/obituaries/Ruby-Puryear-Weston?obId=7614658&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Leroy Jr.'s mother and Leroy Sr.'s widow.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's [[Facebook]] profile lists Beverly and Joe as cousins. Van Carey is an amateur genealogist who has provided the world with information on his and Chris's ancestors.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603044555/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d152.html#P152&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170514160558/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Joey, Matthew and Jonathan are also mentioned in Chris's 2002 [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa Claus]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Cousin Madeline and her sister===&lt;br /&gt;
For [[Christmas]] [[2001]], Chris burned a CD for his cousin Madeline entitled ''Sing-A-Longs For Madeline''. He also kept a copy of the CD for himself, which he put up for sale on [[Cwclight]] in [[September 2024]] for $100. In the description of the CD, Chris reveals that Madeline was younger than him and that the last he had heard of her she was still living at home with her family in either Red Oak or Chesterfield.&lt;br /&gt;
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Madeline is also mentioned in Chris's [[2002]] [[Chris in the media#Daily Progress|Letter to Santa Claus]], along with her sister, who is not named.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:0578-CWCAndMadeline.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:0579-ChristianAndMadeline.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:MadelineInChair.png&lt;br /&gt;
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===Unnamed autistic cousin===&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[autism papers]], Chris has a severely autistic cousin on his [[Barbara Chandler|mother's]] side. Nothing more is known about this cousin.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Unnamed genealogist cousin===&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Rental House Tour]] Barb mentions that she has a cousin who shares her delusions about the [[Daniel Weston|Weston family history]] and &amp;quot;put together a pilgrimage&amp;quot; related to it. [[Catherine]] and Al cut her off before she could tell them where they went.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp Dr. Chandler's profile] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aunt Corrina]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cole Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Savannah Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.&amp;lt;ref name=LoudNoise&amp;gt;[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.&lt;br /&gt;
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|imagesize = 250&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases    = Bob&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Bobby&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Mr. C&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Robertchu&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|day      = 4&lt;br /&gt;
|month    = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|year     = 1927&lt;br /&gt;
|deathday = 6&lt;br /&gt;
|deathmonth = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|deathyear = 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|gender    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|nationality    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|race    = White&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|religion    = Protestant (Methodist)&lt;br /&gt;
|label8    = Height&lt;br /&gt;
|ft    = 5&lt;br /&gt;
|in    = 7.5&lt;br /&gt;
|spouse    = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)&lt;br /&gt;
|children   = Dr. David Alan Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Carol Suzanne Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)&lt;br /&gt;
|grandchildren   = [[Savannah Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|father   = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)&lt;br /&gt;
|mother   = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)&lt;br /&gt;
|education   = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]])&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation   = Military communications&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Engineer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Inventor&lt;br /&gt;
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Robert &amp;quot;Bob&amp;quot; Franklin Chandler Jr.'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His nickname, &amp;quot;The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack,&amp;quot; came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite being estranged from his other children, and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; stem from his influence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObitarchive&amp;quot;&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than &amp;quot;Mr. C&amp;quot; ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Prank calls]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was the only child of Robert &amp;quot;Bob&amp;quot; Franklin Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; – 27 December 1977&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; – 10 May 1945&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), a Texan housewife.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob in army uniform, 1946]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob has said that he was, &amp;quot;...interested in the world,&amp;quot; around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 4#Bob's record collection]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a &amp;quot;Bobby Chandler&amp;quot; in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Bob recounted a reckless decision he made during his time in the Army after returning from Korea for the Christmas holiday in 1947. He hitchhiked to New York City, where he stayed for two weeks before running out of money, and then had to figure out how to get back to Fort Monmouth.. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&amp;amp;mtch=11&amp;amp;tf=F&amp;amp;q=Chandler&amp;amp;bc=&amp;amp;sort=24996%2520desc&amp;amp;rpp=10&amp;amp;pg=4&amp;amp;rid=8565331&amp;amp;rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Figuring he'd get &amp;quot;swallowed up&amp;quot; at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and played French horn for the band and orchestra there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Meet&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Career===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as &amp;quot;tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for four years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. Initially, he was working with the radar systems in test-planning automatic test equipment. With Western Electric, Bob and his co-worker filed a patent for electrical terminal block in 1955, which was published in 1959.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US2884613A/en&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives. &lt;br /&gt;
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He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} &amp;quot;...might not have arrived so soon,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics. &lt;br /&gt;
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Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; and a vehicle logging system.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; that were used in plastic water container molding machines.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60 after 31 years of service for General Electric.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that &amp;quot;I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob himself was proud of his, &amp;quot;...natural inclination for logic,&amp;quot; although he was, &amp;quot;...inundated,&amp;quot; by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===World consciousness===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.&lt;br /&gt;
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Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Previous family===&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 29 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Barbara===&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; in Richmond&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).&amp;lt;ref name=godbear&amp;gt;[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &amp;quot;She chased him down the hallway,&amp;quot; though Barb has disputed this.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, &amp;quot;...acting out as a couple of drunken losers.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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They got married in 1980,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, &amp;quot;...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; &amp;quot;...when that fuck Bob finally drops,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Meet&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the &amp;quot;dreaming studio.&amp;quot; Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob had difficulties understanding Chris' [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely due to his antiquated view of the Mental Health system. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in a Chesterfield County so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression, that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob hired [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to babysit Chris in a misguided attempt to socialize Chris. He let Chris believe they were legit friends, when they were only in it for their own gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like &amp;quot;love,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;support,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;gratitude,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;willingness to help.&amp;quot; Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Church&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Church audio]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Noble&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem &amp;quot;petty&amp;quot; in comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's &amp;quot;Family Bonding&amp;quot; shirt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|&amp;quot;a hell of a lot nicer&amp;quot;]] and &amp;quot;has done a lot better than&amp;quot; the troll calling him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris got his now obsolete [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work like any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].&lt;br /&gt;
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He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a &amp;quot;fag&amp;quot;, even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|[[File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|200px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#HappyFathersDay&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.&amp;lt;ref name=godbear&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also had friends in Australia,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Czechoslovakian friends in late 1970s, who were illegal immigrants escaping Czechoslovakia. Chris said Bob and Barb enjoyed conversing and drinking {{w|Slivovitz}} with them and that Bob would drive to Maryland to buy Slivovitz.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Regina_e-mails#Random-access_humor_demonstration]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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From his father's second marriage, Bob had, &amp;quot;...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Later life, poor health and death==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has &amp;quot;died&amp;quot; several times, and Chris says that Bob, &amp;quot;...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it.&amp;quot; In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for &amp;quot;congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}&amp;quot;. Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.&lt;br /&gt;
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A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, &amp;quot;He is doing much better, thank you.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, &amp;quot;Yes, my father is healthy and safe.&amp;quot; Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was &amp;quot;alive and well&amp;quot;. Chris was, at least, half right.&lt;br /&gt;
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A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer of some description.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 23 April 2011, in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|&amp;quot;feet-bloatings&amp;quot;]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read &amp;quot;Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the &amp;quot;Black Tape&amp;quot; by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cause of death==&lt;br /&gt;
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case), Chris's actions stemmed purely from selfishness and egotism – business as usual.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a &amp;quot;Loud Noise.&amp;quot; He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=LoudNoise&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Obituary==&lt;br /&gt;
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric. &lt;br /&gt;
* The location of the memorial service, &amp;quot;to follow on a later date&amp;quot;, at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.&lt;br /&gt;
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Original text===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==In memoriam==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah|granddaughter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for moulding Chris into the person he is today.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Robertchu}}&lt;br /&gt;
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During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris believed that Bob had been reincarnated into [[CWCville]] as a half-Sonichu named &amp;quot;[[Robertchu]]&amp;quot;. He has maintained belief in this since, and sometimes substitutes the Robertchu name when speaking about Bob as a person.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
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===In ''Sonichu''===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chandlers &amp;amp; Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|&amp;quot;Spring Break, 2008&amp;quot;]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|&amp;quot;Date Ed&amp;quot;]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received &amp;quot;Robert&amp;quot; dolls, while boys received &amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a &amp;quot;family photo&amp;quot; alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, &amp;quot;...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am,&amp;quot; shortly before his passing in 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as &amp;quot;Gallop Crush&amp;quot;, appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Mayors of CWCville}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===As a toy===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing&lt;br /&gt;
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===Audio and video===&lt;br /&gt;
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In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.&lt;br /&gt;
File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.&lt;br /&gt;
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0062-NewChristian&amp;amp;Dad.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob&amp;amp;BarbMay2000.png|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bob_80th.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan tributes==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Bob&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|cyMoams7EMw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = TheSevenRiders&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = ''[[Metal Gear]]''&lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Tribute to Bob Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ajEN2zrY8cQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 11 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = 8x13Wolf&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = RIP Bob Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tyoboaDCJ0s}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = furnacewoodsband &lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{GreeneSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{BearsteinSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JulieSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmilySaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{IvySaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Family Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Greatest Generation]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan&amp;diff=330920</id>
		<title>Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan</title>
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According to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], he has at least one '''Cherokee ancestor''', about whom he assuredly knows nothing.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[War Paint Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris was making the early issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], he decided to establish a backstory for why he had the power to transform into a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|super powered fursona]]. He hit the [[wigwam]], and eventually came up with an &amp;quot;[[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient Native American prophecy]]&amp;quot; as his explanation. This gave him the opportunity to talk about his alleged cultural background in the comic. Being that he knew nothing about real Cherokee (and even less about his ancestor specifically) he instead decided to just make up his own version of the Cherokee and his ancestor, and assumed it was true to life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lead to the creation of the bizarre &amp;quot;[[Cherokian Clan]]&amp;quot; featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic. Since Chris was making up the whole thing, he also declared his fictional ancestor to be the [[Chris and his ego|leader of the entire Cherokee nation]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Actual Cherokee Ancestor ==&lt;br /&gt;
''' Polly &amp;quot;Cherokee Mother&amp;quot; Cherokee'''  (abt 1703 to 1790) was the 7th great-grandmother of Chris and Chris's actual Native American Ancestor, she was the wife of Joshua Odum (1700 to 1745) and had one daughter Melissa Talivia Odum.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/tree/person/details/GNGQ-97J&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The line of descent is as follows.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Polly Cherokee (1703 to 1790) - &amp;gt; Melissa Talivia Odum (1720 to unknown) - &amp;gt; Mary Brigman (1755 to 1822) - &amp;gt; Druscilla Dearman (1778 to 1870) - &amp;gt; Curtis Teer (1807 to 1886) - &amp;gt; William Teer (1837 to 1919) - &amp;gt; Mary Frances Teer (1873 to 1914) - &amp;gt; Jean Hollomon (1906 to 1945) - &amp;gt; Robert F. Chandler Jr (1927 to 2011) - &amp;gt; Christian Weston Chandler (1982 - )&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
It is explained that the Cherokee and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans were at war in the ancient past over both the [[Cherokian Crown]] and the [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]], the Ancestor's wife. However, the two clans would later ally to fight off [[Count Graduon]], a new evil who first came to power around that time. They sealed him away, but their power of prophecy told them that he would come back one day. They then set up safeguards, such as the transformation powers, so that the three of them (the Leader, the Queen and the [[Wasabi Rival]]) could eventually destroy him in present day [[CWCville]]. Hundreds of years later, the king of the Cherokee Clan would be reincarnated as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]. His present day self would go on to fulfill the prophecy with his queen and rival, guided by an avatar of his ancient alter ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The character is never given a name, and so Chris only ever refers to him as &amp;quot;Ancestor&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Role in the comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;|Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancient leader appeared only very briefly in Episode 7 of ''Sonichu #2''. His only purpose here is to explain to Chris that he is his reincarnation, tell him the evil [[Count Graduon]] is coming back, and ask if he's a bad enough dude to stop him. Chris gets his powers then and there and pisses off to go train with Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears once again in ''Sonichu #4'', acting as the resident Deus Ex Machina in Sub-Episode 5 of that issue. He randomly pops into Chris's head as he's getting the shit kicked out of him by [[W-M-Manajerk]], and tells Chris that he can use the [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to bring his imaginary twin sister, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] into being. Chris does so, and the ancestor dissappears again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 8: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears one last time in the series after that, in the final Sub-Episode of ''Sonichu #4''. When Chris is about to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]] at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], the Ancestor appears in his head to encourage him, telling him to focus and remember all the friends he made during his [[Love Quest]], as if he were a supporting character from a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|children's anime]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Saturday morning cartoon]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This tactic fails not due to the realization that Chris's Love Quest has accomplished nothing, but rather because Chris was actually so [[stressed|badly beaten]] by that point that [[Honest|he couldn't even remember a single friend]] he'd made on the Love Quest so far. No, not even his [[Myspace]] friends. The Ancestor then suggests that he call upon the ancestral spirits for a morality boost, and surprisingly, this DOES work. Apparently ancient Native American spirits are interchangeable with [[Care Bears]]. Chris then transforms, beats up an old woman, and the Ancestor disappears into the aether once more, never to be mentioned again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Given his frequent appearances in Sub-Episodes, it is reasonable to assume that the Ancestor was once meant to be a recurring character, but for one reason or another (perhaps under pressure from his mother), Chris abandoned the concept after he abandoned Sub-Episodes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Appearance==&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Christian is in fact the reincarnation of this figure, which apparently explains the many dreams and visions in which the ancestor reveals new anchuent powers for Christian to use to fight [[Jerkops|mall security]]. As Chris [[Chris and race|didn't care enough]] to research the culture he is allegedly descended from, the ancestor looks absolutely nothing like a genuine Cherokee, being a white child-like man. Judging by the size of his head, he appears to be encephalitic. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Befitting his status as a Native American chieftain, he is always depicted wearing a gold and purple, vaguely Greco-Roman-looking breastplate (with [[Homos|sculpted abs]]) and the coveted [[Cherokian crown]], items of metallurgy that the Cherokee did not possess. All this supports the theory that Chris just knows jack shit about actual Cherokees and their culture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris and reincarnation ==&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris is said to be the reincarnation of the Ancient leader,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and several references are made to &amp;quot;previous lives&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_11&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; several factors seem to contradict the idea. For one thing, none of the supposed reincarnations of the ancient Native Americans seem to have any memory of their previous lives after the prophecy is fulfilled, and none of them really seem to see their ancient alter egos as iterations of themselves. Sarah refers to the Ancient leader when told about him by the Queen of the Cherokian Clan as &amp;quot;your husband&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_13&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; even though he should technically be her husband too if she were a reincarnation. Also note that Chris and friends seem to hold actual conversations with the ancient Native Americans, even though they were supposed to be long dead. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tl;dr: Chris probably doesn't know what &amp;quot;reincarnation&amp;quot; means.&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cherokian Clan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wasabi Clan]] &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan&amp;diff=330919</id>
		<title>Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan&amp;diff=330919"/>
		<updated>2025-01-16T19:12:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cilria2: fixing it&lt;/p&gt;
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| Human&lt;br /&gt;
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According to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], he has at least one '''Cherokee ancestor''', about whom he assuredly knows nothing.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[War Paint Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris was making the early issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], he decided to establish a backstory for why he had the power to transform into a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|super powered fursona]]. He hit the [[wigwam]], and eventually came up with an &amp;quot;[[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient Native American prophecy]]&amp;quot; as his explanation. This gave him the opportunity to talk about his alleged cultural background in the comic. Being that he knew nothing about real Cherokee (and even less about his ancestor specifically) he instead decided to just make up his own version of the Cherokee and his ancestor, and assumed it was true to life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lead to the creation of the bizarre &amp;quot;[[Cherokian Clan]]&amp;quot; featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic. Since Chris was making up the whole thing, he also declared his fictional ancestor to be the [[Chris and his ego|leader of the entire Cherokee nation]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Actual Cherokee Ancestor ==&lt;br /&gt;
''' Polly &amp;quot;Cherokee Mother&amp;quot; Cherokee'''  (abt 1703 to 1790) was the 7th great-grandmother of Chris and Chris's actual Native American Ancestor, she was the wife of Joshua Odum (1700 to 1745) and had one daughter Melissa Talivia Odum. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/tree/person/details/GNGQ-97J&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The line of descent is as follows.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Polly Cherokee (1703 to 1790) - &amp;gt; Melissa Talivia Odum (1720 to unknown) - &amp;gt; Mary Brigman (1755 to 1822) - &amp;gt; Druscilla Dearman (1778 to 1870) - &amp;gt; Curtis Teer (1807 to 1886) - &amp;gt; William Teer (1837 to 1919) - &amp;gt; Mary Frances Teer (1873 to 1914) - &amp;gt; Jean Hollomon (1906 to 1945) - &amp;gt; Robert F. Chandler Jr (1927 to 2011) - &amp;gt; Christian Weston Chandler (1982 - )&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
It is explained that the Cherokee and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans were at war in the ancient past over both the [[Cherokian Crown]] and the [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]], the Ancestor's wife. However, the two clans would later ally to fight off [[Count Graduon]], a new evil who first came to power around that time. They sealed him away, but their power of prophecy told them that he would come back one day. They then set up safeguards, such as the transformation powers, so that the three of them (the Leader, the Queen and the [[Wasabi Rival]]) could eventually destroy him in present day [[CWCville]]. Hundreds of years later, the king of the Cherokee Clan would be reincarnated as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]. His present day self would go on to fulfill the prophecy with his queen and rival, guided by an avatar of his ancient alter ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The character is never given a name, and so Chris only ever refers to him as &amp;quot;Ancestor&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Role in the comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;|Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancient leader appeared only very briefly in Episode 7 of ''Sonichu #2''. His only purpose here is to explain to Chris that he is his reincarnation, tell him the evil [[Count Graduon]] is coming back, and ask if he's a bad enough dude to stop him. Chris gets his powers then and there and pisses off to go train with Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears once again in ''Sonichu #4'', acting as the resident Deus Ex Machina in Sub-Episode 5 of that issue. He randomly pops into Chris's head as he's getting the shit kicked out of him by [[W-M-Manajerk]], and tells Chris that he can use the [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to bring his imaginary twin sister, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] into being. Chris does so, and the ancestor dissappears again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 8: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears one last time in the series after that, in the final Sub-Episode of ''Sonichu #4''. When Chris is about to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]] at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], the Ancestor appears in his head to encourage him, telling him to focus and remember all the friends he made during his [[Love Quest]], as if he were a supporting character from a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|children's anime]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Saturday morning cartoon]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This tactic fails not due to the realization that Chris's Love Quest has accomplished nothing, but rather because Chris was actually so [[stressed|badly beaten]] by that point that [[Honest|he couldn't even remember a single friend]] he'd made on the Love Quest so far. No, not even his [[Myspace]] friends. The Ancestor then suggests that he call upon the ancestral spirits for a morality boost, and surprisingly, this DOES work. Apparently ancient Native American spirits are interchangeable with [[Care Bears]]. Chris then transforms, beats up an old woman, and the Ancestor disappears into the aether once more, never to be mentioned again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Given his frequent appearances in Sub-Episodes, it is reasonable to assume that the Ancestor was once meant to be a recurring character, but for one reason or another (perhaps under pressure from his mother), Chris abandoned the concept after he abandoned Sub-Episodes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Appearance==&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Christian is in fact the reincarnation of this figure, which apparently explains the many dreams and visions in which the ancestor reveals new anchuent powers for Christian to use to fight [[Jerkops|mall security]]. As Chris [[Chris and race|didn't care enough]] to research the culture he is allegedly descended from, the ancestor looks absolutely nothing like a genuine Cherokee, being a white child-like man. Judging by the size of his head, he appears to be encephalitic. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Befitting his status as a Native American chieftain, he is always depicted wearing a gold and purple, vaguely Greco-Roman-looking breastplate (with [[Homos|sculpted abs]]) and the coveted [[Cherokian crown]], items of metallurgy that the Cherokee did not possess. All this supports the theory that Chris just knows jack shit about actual Cherokees and their culture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris and reincarnation ==&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris is said to be the reincarnation of the Ancient leader,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and several references are made to &amp;quot;previous lives&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_11&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; several factors seem to contradict the idea. For one thing, none of the supposed reincarnations of the ancient Native Americans seem to have any memory of their previous lives after the prophecy is fulfilled, and none of them really seem to see their ancient alter egos as iterations of themselves. Sarah refers to the Ancient leader when told about him by the Queen of the Cherokian Clan as &amp;quot;your husband&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_13&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; even though he should technically be her husband too if she were a reincarnation. Also note that Chris and friends seem to hold actual conversations with the ancient Native Americans, even though they were supposed to be long dead. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tl;dr: Chris probably doesn't know what &amp;quot;reincarnation&amp;quot; means.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cherokian Clan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wasabi Clan]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan&amp;diff=330918</id>
		<title>Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan</title>
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| Human&lt;br /&gt;
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According to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], he has at least one '''Cherokee ancestor''', about whom he assuredly knows nothing.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[War Paint Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris was making the early issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], he decided to establish a backstory for why he had the power to transform into a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|super powered fursona]]. He hit the [[wigwam]], and eventually came up with an &amp;quot;[[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient Native American prophecy]]&amp;quot; as his explanation. This gave him the opportunity to talk about his alleged cultural background in the comic. Being that he knew nothing about real Cherokee (and even less about his ancestor specifically) he instead decided to just make up his own version of the Cherokee and his ancestor, and assumed it was true to life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lead to the creation of the bizarre &amp;quot;[[Cherokian Clan]]&amp;quot; featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic. Since Chris was making up the whole thing, he also declared his fictional ancestor to be the [[Chris and his ego|leader of the entire Cherokee nation]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Actual Cherokee Ancestor ==&lt;br /&gt;
''' Polly &amp;quot;Cherokee Mother&amp;quot; Cherokee'''  (abt 1703 to 1790) was the 7th great-grandmother of Chris and Chris's actual Native American Ancestor, she was the wife of Joshua Odum (1700 to 1745) and had one daughter Melissa Talivia Odum. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/tree/person/details/GNGQ-97J&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The line of descent is as follows.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Polly Cherokee (1703 to 1790) - &amp;gt; Melissa Talivia Odum (1720 to unknown) - &amp;gt; Mary Brigman (1755 to 1822) - &amp;gt; Druscilla Dearman (1778 to 1870) - &amp;gt; Curtis Teer (1807 to 1886) - &amp;gt; William Teer (1837 to 1919) - &amp;gt; Mary Frances Teer (1873 to 1914) - &amp;gt; Jean Hollomon (1906 to 1945) - &amp;gt; Robert F. Chandler Jr (1927 to 2011) - &amp;gt; Christian Weston Chandler (1982 - )&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
It is explained that the Cherokee and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans were at war in the ancient past over both the [[Cherokian Crown]] and the [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]], the Ancestor's wife. However, the two clans would later ally to fight off [[Count Graduon]], a new evil who first came to power around that time. They sealed him away, but their power of prophecy told them that he would come back one day. They then set up safeguards, such as the transformation powers, so that the three of them (the Leader, the Queen and the [[Wasabi Rival]]) could eventually destroy him in present day [[CWCville]]. Hundreds of years later, the king of the Cherokee Clan would be reincarnated as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]. His present day self would go on to fulfill the prophecy with his queen and rival, guided by an avatar of his ancient alter ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The character is never given a name, and so Chris only ever refers to him as &amp;quot;Ancestor&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Role in the comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;|Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancient leader appeared only very briefly in Episode 7 of ''Sonichu #2''. His only purpose here is to explain to Chris that he is his reincarnation, tell him the evil [[Count Graduon]] is coming back, and ask if he's a bad enough dude to stop him. Chris gets his powers then and there and pisses off to go train with Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears once again in ''Sonichu #4'', acting as the resident Deus Ex Machina in Sub-Episode 5 of that issue. He randomly pops into Chris's head as he's getting the shit kicked out of him by [[W-M-Manajerk]], and tells Chris that he can use the [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to bring his imaginary twin sister, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] into being. Chris does so, and the ancestor dissappears again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 8: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears one last time in the series after that, in the final Sub-Episode of ''Sonichu #4''. When Chris is about to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]] at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], the Ancestor appears in his head to encourage him, telling him to focus and remember all the friends he made during his [[Love Quest]], as if he were a supporting character from a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|children's anime]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Saturday morning cartoon]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This tactic fails not due to the realization that Chris's Love Quest has accomplished nothing, but rather because Chris was actually so [[stressed|badly beaten]] by that point that [[Honest|he couldn't even remember a single friend]] he'd made on the Love Quest so far. No, not even his [[Myspace]] friends. The Ancestor then suggests that he call upon the ancestral spirits for a morality boost, and surprisingly, this DOES work. Apparently ancient Native American spirits are interchangeable with [[Care Bears]]. Chris then transforms, beats up an old woman, and the Ancestor disappears into the aether once more, never to be mentioned again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Given his frequent appearances in Sub-Episodes, it is reasonable to assume that the Ancestor was once meant to be a recurring character, but for one reason or another (perhaps under pressure from his mother), Chris abandoned the concept after he abandoned Sub-Episodes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Appearance==&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Christian is in fact the reincarnation of this figure, which apparently explains the many dreams and visions in which the ancestor reveals new anchuent powers for Christian to use to fight [[Jerkops|mall security]]. As Chris [[Chris and race|didn't care enough]] to research the culture he is allegedly descended from, the ancestor looks absolutely nothing like a genuine Cherokee, being a white child-like man. Judging by the size of his head, he appears to be encephalitic. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Befitting his status as a Native American chieftain, he is always depicted wearing a gold and purple, vaguely Greco-Roman-looking breastplate (with [[Homos|sculpted abs]]) and the coveted [[Cherokian crown]], items of metallurgy that the Cherokee did not possess. All this supports the theory that Chris just knows jack shit about actual Cherokees and their culture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris and reincarnation ==&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris is said to be the reincarnation of the Ancient leader,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and several references are made to &amp;quot;previous lives&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_11&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; several factors seem to contradict the idea. For one thing, none of the supposed reincarnations of the ancient Native Americans seem to have any memory of their previous lives after the prophecy is fulfilled, and none of them really seem to see their ancient alter egos as iterations of themselves. Sarah refers to the Ancient leader when told about him by the Queen of the Cherokian Clan as &amp;quot;your husband&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_13&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; even though he should technically be her husband too if she were a reincarnation. Also note that Chris and friends seem to hold actual conversations with the ancient Native Americans, even though they were supposed to be long dead. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tl;dr: Chris probably doesn't know what &amp;quot;reincarnation&amp;quot; means.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cherokian Clan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wasabi Clan]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan&amp;diff=330917</id>
		<title>Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan&amp;diff=330917"/>
		<updated>2025-01-16T19:03:07Z</updated>

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| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| N/A &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| Male&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Human&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], he has at least one '''Cherokee ancestor''', about whom he assuredly knows nothing.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[War Paint Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris was making the early issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], he decided to establish a backstory for why he had the power to transform into a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|super powered fursona]]. He hit the [[wigwam]], and eventually came up with an &amp;quot;[[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient Native American prophecy]]&amp;quot; as his explanation. This gave him the opportunity to talk about his alleged cultural background in the comic. Being that he knew nothing about real Cherokee (and even less about his ancestor specifically) he instead decided to just make up his own version of the Cherokee and his ancestor, and assumed it was true to life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lead to the creation of the bizarre &amp;quot;[[Cherokian Clan]]&amp;quot; featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic. Since Chris was making up the whole thing, he also declared his fictional ancestor to be the [[Chris and his ego|leader of the entire Cherokee nation]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Actual Cherokee Ancestor ==&lt;br /&gt;
''' Polly &amp;quot;Cherokee Mother&amp;quot; Cherokee'''  (abt 1703 to 1790) was the 7th great-grandmother of Chris and Chris's actual Native American Ancestor, she was the wife of Joshua Odum (1700 to 1745) and had one daughter Melissa Talivia Odum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The line of descent is as follows.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Polly Cherokee (1703 to 1790) - &amp;gt; Melissa Talivia Odum (1720 to unknown) - &amp;gt; Mary Brigman (1755 to 1822) - &amp;gt; Druscilla Dearman (1778 to 1870) - &amp;gt; Curtis Teer (1807 to 1886) - &amp;gt; William Teer (1837 to 1919) - &amp;gt; Mary Frances Teer (1873 to 1914) - &amp;gt; Jean Hollomon (1906 to 1945) - &amp;gt; Robert F. Chandler Jr (1927 to 2011) - &amp;gt; Christian Weston Chandler (1982 - )&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
It is explained that the Cherokee and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans were at war in the ancient past over both the [[Cherokian Crown]] and the [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]], the Ancestor's wife. However, the two clans would later ally to fight off [[Count Graduon]], a new evil who first came to power around that time. They sealed him away, but their power of prophecy told them that he would come back one day. They then set up safeguards, such as the transformation powers, so that the three of them (the Leader, the Queen and the [[Wasabi Rival]]) could eventually destroy him in present day [[CWCville]]. Hundreds of years later, the king of the Cherokee Clan would be reincarnated as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]. His present day self would go on to fulfill the prophecy with his queen and rival, guided by an avatar of his ancient alter ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The character is never given a name, and so Chris only ever refers to him as &amp;quot;Ancestor&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Role in the comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;|Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancient leader appeared only very briefly in Episode 7 of ''Sonichu #2''. His only purpose here is to explain to Chris that he is his reincarnation, tell him the evil [[Count Graduon]] is coming back, and ask if he's a bad enough dude to stop him. Chris gets his powers then and there and pisses off to go train with Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears once again in ''Sonichu #4'', acting as the resident Deus Ex Machina in Sub-Episode 5 of that issue. He randomly pops into Chris's head as he's getting the shit kicked out of him by [[W-M-Manajerk]], and tells Chris that he can use the [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to bring his imaginary twin sister, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] into being. Chris does so, and the ancestor dissappears again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 8: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears one last time in the series after that, in the final Sub-Episode of ''Sonichu #4''. When Chris is about to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]] at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], the Ancestor appears in his head to encourage him, telling him to focus and remember all the friends he made during his [[Love Quest]], as if he were a supporting character from a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|children's anime]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Saturday morning cartoon]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This tactic fails not due to the realization that Chris's Love Quest has accomplished nothing, but rather because Chris was actually so [[stressed|badly beaten]] by that point that [[Honest|he couldn't even remember a single friend]] he'd made on the Love Quest so far. No, not even his [[Myspace]] friends. The Ancestor then suggests that he call upon the ancestral spirits for a morality boost, and surprisingly, this DOES work. Apparently ancient Native American spirits are interchangeable with [[Care Bears]]. Chris then transforms, beats up an old woman, and the Ancestor disappears into the aether once more, never to be mentioned again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Given his frequent appearances in Sub-Episodes, it is reasonable to assume that the Ancestor was once meant to be a recurring character, but for one reason or another (perhaps under pressure from his mother), Chris abandoned the concept after he abandoned Sub-Episodes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Appearance==&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Christian is in fact the reincarnation of this figure, which apparently explains the many dreams and visions in which the ancestor reveals new anchuent powers for Christian to use to fight [[Jerkops|mall security]]. As Chris [[Chris and race|didn't care enough]] to research the culture he is allegedly descended from, the ancestor looks absolutely nothing like a genuine Cherokee, being a white child-like man. Judging by the size of his head, he appears to be encephalitic. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Befitting his status as a Native American chieftain, he is always depicted wearing a gold and purple, vaguely Greco-Roman-looking breastplate (with [[Homos|sculpted abs]]) and the coveted [[Cherokian crown]], items of metallurgy that the Cherokee did not possess. All this supports the theory that Chris just knows jack shit about actual Cherokees and their culture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris and reincarnation ==&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris is said to be the reincarnation of the Ancient leader,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and several references are made to &amp;quot;previous lives&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_11&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; several factors seem to contradict the idea. For one thing, none of the supposed reincarnations of the ancient Native Americans seem to have any memory of their previous lives after the prophecy is fulfilled, and none of them really seem to see their ancient alter egos as iterations of themselves. Sarah refers to the Ancient leader when told about him by the Queen of the Cherokian Clan as &amp;quot;your husband&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_13&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; even though he should technically be her husband too if she were a reincarnation. Also note that Chris and friends seem to hold actual conversations with the ancient Native Americans, even though they were supposed to be long dead. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tl;dr: Chris probably doesn't know what &amp;quot;reincarnation&amp;quot; means.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cherokian Clan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wasabi Clan]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan&amp;diff=330916</id>
		<title>Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan&amp;diff=330916"/>
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
| '''Date of birth'''&lt;br /&gt;
| N/A &lt;br /&gt;
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| Male&lt;br /&gt;
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| N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| Human&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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According to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], he has at least one '''Cherokee ancestor''', about whom he assuredly knows nothing.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[War Paint Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris was making the early issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], he decided to establish a backstory for why he had the power to transform into a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|super powered fursona]]. He hit the [[wigwam]], and eventually came up with an &amp;quot;[[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient Native American prophecy]]&amp;quot; as his explanation. This gave him the opportunity to talk about his alleged cultural background in the comic. Being that he knew nothing about real Cherokee (and even less about his ancestor specifically) he instead decided to just make up his own version of the Cherokee and his ancestor, and assumed it was true to life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lead to the creation of the bizarre &amp;quot;[[Cherokian Clan]]&amp;quot; featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic. Since Chris was making up the whole thing, he also declared his fictional ancestor to be the [[Chris and his ego|leader of the entire Cherokee nation]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Actual Cherokee Ancestor ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Polly &amp;quot;Cherokee Mother&amp;quot; Cherokee'''  (abt 1703 to 1790) was the 7th great-grandmother of Chris and Chris's actual Native American Ancestor, she was the wife of Joshua Odum (1700 to 1745) and had one daughter Melissa Talivia Odum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The line of descent is as follows&lt;br /&gt;
Polly Cherokee (1703 to 1790) - &amp;gt; Melissa Talivia Odum (1720 to unknown) - &amp;gt; Mary Brigman (1755 to 1822) - &amp;gt; Druscilla Dearman (1778 to 1870) - &amp;gt; Curtis Teer (1807 to 1886) - &amp;gt; William Teer (1837 to 1919) - &amp;gt; Mary Frances Teer (1873 to 1914) - &amp;gt; Jean Hollomon (1906 to 1945) - &amp;gt; Robert F. Chandler Jr (1927 to 2011) - &amp;gt; Christian Weston Chandler (1982 - )&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
It is explained that the Cherokee and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans were at war in the ancient past over both the [[Cherokian Crown]] and the [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]], the Ancestor's wife. However, the two clans would later ally to fight off [[Count Graduon]], a new evil who first came to power around that time. They sealed him away, but their power of prophecy told them that he would come back one day. They then set up safeguards, such as the transformation powers, so that the three of them (the Leader, the Queen and the [[Wasabi Rival]]) could eventually destroy him in present day [[CWCville]]. Hundreds of years later, the king of the Cherokee Clan would be reincarnated as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]. His present day self would go on to fulfill the prophecy with his queen and rival, guided by an avatar of his ancient alter ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The character is never given a name, and so Chris only ever refers to him as &amp;quot;Ancestor&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Role in the comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;|Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancient leader appeared only very briefly in Episode 7 of ''Sonichu #2''. His only purpose here is to explain to Chris that he is his reincarnation, tell him the evil [[Count Graduon]] is coming back, and ask if he's a bad enough dude to stop him. Chris gets his powers then and there and pisses off to go train with Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears once again in ''Sonichu #4'', acting as the resident Deus Ex Machina in Sub-Episode 5 of that issue. He randomly pops into Chris's head as he's getting the shit kicked out of him by [[W-M-Manajerk]], and tells Chris that he can use the [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to bring his imaginary twin sister, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] into being. Chris does so, and the ancestor dissappears again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 8: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears one last time in the series after that, in the final Sub-Episode of ''Sonichu #4''. When Chris is about to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]] at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], the Ancestor appears in his head to encourage him, telling him to focus and remember all the friends he made during his [[Love Quest]], as if he were a supporting character from a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|children's anime]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Saturday morning cartoon]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This tactic fails not due to the realization that Chris's Love Quest has accomplished nothing, but rather because Chris was actually so [[stressed|badly beaten]] by that point that [[Honest|he couldn't even remember a single friend]] he'd made on the Love Quest so far. No, not even his [[Myspace]] friends. The Ancestor then suggests that he call upon the ancestral spirits for a morality boost, and surprisingly, this DOES work. Apparently ancient Native American spirits are interchangeable with [[Care Bears]]. Chris then transforms, beats up an old woman, and the Ancestor disappears into the aether once more, never to be mentioned again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Given his frequent appearances in Sub-Episodes, it is reasonable to assume that the Ancestor was once meant to be a recurring character, but for one reason or another (perhaps under pressure from his mother), Chris abandoned the concept after he abandoned Sub-Episodes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Appearance==&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Christian is in fact the reincarnation of this figure, which apparently explains the many dreams and visions in which the ancestor reveals new anchuent powers for Christian to use to fight [[Jerkops|mall security]]. As Chris [[Chris and race|didn't care enough]] to research the culture he is allegedly descended from, the ancestor looks absolutely nothing like a genuine Cherokee, being a white child-like man. Judging by the size of his head, he appears to be encephalitic. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Befitting his status as a Native American chieftain, he is always depicted wearing a gold and purple, vaguely Greco-Roman-looking breastplate (with [[Homos|sculpted abs]]) and the coveted [[Cherokian crown]], items of metallurgy that the Cherokee did not possess. All this supports the theory that Chris just knows jack shit about actual Cherokees and their culture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris and reincarnation ==&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris is said to be the reincarnation of the Ancient leader,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and several references are made to &amp;quot;previous lives&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_11&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; several factors seem to contradict the idea. For one thing, none of the supposed reincarnations of the ancient Native Americans seem to have any memory of their previous lives after the prophecy is fulfilled, and none of them really seem to see their ancient alter egos as iterations of themselves. Sarah refers to the Ancient leader when told about him by the Queen of the Cherokian Clan as &amp;quot;your husband&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_13&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; even though he should technically be her husband too if she were a reincarnation. Also note that Chris and friends seem to hold actual conversations with the ancient Native Americans, even though they were supposed to be long dead. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tl;dr: Chris probably doesn't know what &amp;quot;reincarnation&amp;quot; means.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cherokian Clan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wasabi Clan]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan&amp;diff=330915</id>
		<title>Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan</title>
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		<updated>2025-01-16T19:00:13Z</updated>

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| Human&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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According to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], he has at least one '''Cherokee ancestor''', about whom he assuredly knows nothing.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[War Paint Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris was making the early issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], he decided to establish a backstory for why he had the power to transform into a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|super powered fursona]]. He hit the [[wigwam]], and eventually came up with an &amp;quot;[[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient Native American prophecy]]&amp;quot; as his explanation. This gave him the opportunity to talk about his alleged cultural background in the comic. Being that he knew nothing about real Cherokee (and even less about his ancestor specifically) he instead decided to just make up his own version of the Cherokee and his ancestor, and assumed it was true to life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lead to the creation of the bizarre &amp;quot;[[Cherokian Clan]]&amp;quot; featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic. Since Chris was making up the whole thing, he also declared his fictional ancestor to be the [[Chris and his ego|leader of the entire Cherokee nation]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Actual Cherokee Ancestor ==&lt;br /&gt;
'''Polly &amp;quot;Cherokee Mother&amp;quot; Cherokee'''  (abt 1703 to 1790) was the 7th great-grandmother of Chris and Chris's actual Native American Ancestor, she was the wife of Joshua Odum (1700 to 1745) and had one daughter Melissa Talivia Odum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The line of descent is as follows&lt;br /&gt;
Polly Cherokee - &amp;gt; Melissa Talivia Odum - &amp;gt; Mary Brigman - &amp;gt; Druscilla Dearman - &amp;gt; Curtis Teer - &amp;gt; William Teer - &amp;gt; Mary Frances Teer - &amp;gt; Jean Hollomon - &amp;gt; Robert F. Chandler Jr - &amp;gt; Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
It is explained that the Cherokee and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans were at war in the ancient past over both the [[Cherokian Crown]] and the [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]], the Ancestor's wife. However, the two clans would later ally to fight off [[Count Graduon]], a new evil who first came to power around that time. They sealed him away, but their power of prophecy told them that he would come back one day. They then set up safeguards, such as the transformation powers, so that the three of them (the Leader, the Queen and the [[Wasabi Rival]]) could eventually destroy him in present day [[CWCville]]. Hundreds of years later, the king of the Cherokee Clan would be reincarnated as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]. His present day self would go on to fulfill the prophecy with his queen and rival, guided by an avatar of his ancient alter ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The character is never given a name, and so Chris only ever refers to him as &amp;quot;Ancestor&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Role in the comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;|Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancient leader appeared only very briefly in Episode 7 of ''Sonichu #2''. His only purpose here is to explain to Chris that he is his reincarnation, tell him the evil [[Count Graduon]] is coming back, and ask if he's a bad enough dude to stop him. Chris gets his powers then and there and pisses off to go train with Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears once again in ''Sonichu #4'', acting as the resident Deus Ex Machina in Sub-Episode 5 of that issue. He randomly pops into Chris's head as he's getting the shit kicked out of him by [[W-M-Manajerk]], and tells Chris that he can use the [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to bring his imaginary twin sister, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] into being. Chris does so, and the ancestor dissappears again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 8: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears one last time in the series after that, in the final Sub-Episode of ''Sonichu #4''. When Chris is about to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]] at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], the Ancestor appears in his head to encourage him, telling him to focus and remember all the friends he made during his [[Love Quest]], as if he were a supporting character from a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|children's anime]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Saturday morning cartoon]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This tactic fails not due to the realization that Chris's Love Quest has accomplished nothing, but rather because Chris was actually so [[stressed|badly beaten]] by that point that [[Honest|he couldn't even remember a single friend]] he'd made on the Love Quest so far. No, not even his [[Myspace]] friends. The Ancestor then suggests that he call upon the ancestral spirits for a morality boost, and surprisingly, this DOES work. Apparently ancient Native American spirits are interchangeable with [[Care Bears]]. Chris then transforms, beats up an old woman, and the Ancestor disappears into the aether once more, never to be mentioned again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Given his frequent appearances in Sub-Episodes, it is reasonable to assume that the Ancestor was once meant to be a recurring character, but for one reason or another (perhaps under pressure from his mother), Chris abandoned the concept after he abandoned Sub-Episodes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Appearance==&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Christian is in fact the reincarnation of this figure, which apparently explains the many dreams and visions in which the ancestor reveals new anchuent powers for Christian to use to fight [[Jerkops|mall security]]. As Chris [[Chris and race|didn't care enough]] to research the culture he is allegedly descended from, the ancestor looks absolutely nothing like a genuine Cherokee, being a white child-like man. Judging by the size of his head, he appears to be encephalitic. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Befitting his status as a Native American chieftain, he is always depicted wearing a gold and purple, vaguely Greco-Roman-looking breastplate (with [[Homos|sculpted abs]]) and the coveted [[Cherokian crown]], items of metallurgy that the Cherokee did not possess. All this supports the theory that Chris just knows jack shit about actual Cherokees and their culture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris and reincarnation ==&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris is said to be the reincarnation of the Ancient leader,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and several references are made to &amp;quot;previous lives&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_11&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; several factors seem to contradict the idea. For one thing, none of the supposed reincarnations of the ancient Native Americans seem to have any memory of their previous lives after the prophecy is fulfilled, and none of them really seem to see their ancient alter egos as iterations of themselves. Sarah refers to the Ancient leader when told about him by the Queen of the Cherokian Clan as &amp;quot;your husband&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_13&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; even though he should technically be her husband too if she were a reincarnation. Also note that Chris and friends seem to hold actual conversations with the ancient Native Americans, even though they were supposed to be long dead. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tl;dr: Chris probably doesn't know what &amp;quot;reincarnation&amp;quot; means.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cherokian Clan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wasabi Clan]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan&amp;diff=330914</id>
		<title>Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan&amp;diff=330914"/>
		<updated>2025-01-16T18:59:55Z</updated>

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| N/A&lt;br /&gt;
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| '''Species'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Human&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], he has at least one '''Cherokee ancestor''', about whom he assuredly knows nothing.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[War Paint Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris was making the early issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], he decided to establish a backstory for why he had the power to transform into a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|super powered fursona]]. He hit the [[wigwam]], and eventually came up with an &amp;quot;[[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient Native American prophecy]]&amp;quot; as his explanation. This gave him the opportunity to talk about his alleged cultural background in the comic. Being that he knew nothing about real Cherokee (and even less about his ancestor specifically) he instead decided to just make up his own version of the Cherokee and his ancestor, and assumed it was true to life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lead to the creation of the bizarre &amp;quot;[[Cherokian Clan]]&amp;quot; featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic. Since Chris was making up the whole thing, he also declared his fictional ancestor to be the [[Chris and his ego|leader of the entire Cherokee nation]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Actual Cherokee Ancestor ==&lt;br /&gt;
**Polly &amp;quot;Cherokee Mother&amp;quot; Cherokee**  (abt 1703 to 1790) was the 7th great-grandmother of Chris and Chris's actual Native American Ancestor, she was the wife of Joshua Odum (1700 to 1745) and had one daughter Melissa Talivia Odum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The line of descent is as follows&lt;br /&gt;
Polly Cherokee - &amp;gt; Melissa Talivia Odum - &amp;gt; Mary Brigman - &amp;gt; Druscilla Dearman - &amp;gt; Curtis Teer - &amp;gt; William Teer - &amp;gt; Mary Frances Teer - &amp;gt; Jean Hollomon - &amp;gt; Robert F. Chandler Jr - &amp;gt; Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
It is explained that the Cherokee and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans were at war in the ancient past over both the [[Cherokian Crown]] and the [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]], the Ancestor's wife. However, the two clans would later ally to fight off [[Count Graduon]], a new evil who first came to power around that time. They sealed him away, but their power of prophecy told them that he would come back one day. They then set up safeguards, such as the transformation powers, so that the three of them (the Leader, the Queen and the [[Wasabi Rival]]) could eventually destroy him in present day [[CWCville]]. Hundreds of years later, the king of the Cherokee Clan would be reincarnated as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]. His present day self would go on to fulfill the prophecy with his queen and rival, guided by an avatar of his ancient alter ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The character is never given a name, and so Chris only ever refers to him as &amp;quot;Ancestor&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Role in the comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;|Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancient leader appeared only very briefly in Episode 7 of ''Sonichu #2''. His only purpose here is to explain to Chris that he is his reincarnation, tell him the evil [[Count Graduon]] is coming back, and ask if he's a bad enough dude to stop him. Chris gets his powers then and there and pisses off to go train with Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears once again in ''Sonichu #4'', acting as the resident Deus Ex Machina in Sub-Episode 5 of that issue. He randomly pops into Chris's head as he's getting the shit kicked out of him by [[W-M-Manajerk]], and tells Chris that he can use the [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to bring his imaginary twin sister, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] into being. Chris does so, and the ancestor dissappears again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 8: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears one last time in the series after that, in the final Sub-Episode of ''Sonichu #4''. When Chris is about to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]] at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], the Ancestor appears in his head to encourage him, telling him to focus and remember all the friends he made during his [[Love Quest]], as if he were a supporting character from a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|children's anime]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Saturday morning cartoon]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This tactic fails not due to the realization that Chris's Love Quest has accomplished nothing, but rather because Chris was actually so [[stressed|badly beaten]] by that point that [[Honest|he couldn't even remember a single friend]] he'd made on the Love Quest so far. No, not even his [[Myspace]] friends. The Ancestor then suggests that he call upon the ancestral spirits for a morality boost, and surprisingly, this DOES work. Apparently ancient Native American spirits are interchangeable with [[Care Bears]]. Chris then transforms, beats up an old woman, and the Ancestor disappears into the aether once more, never to be mentioned again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Given his frequent appearances in Sub-Episodes, it is reasonable to assume that the Ancestor was once meant to be a recurring character, but for one reason or another (perhaps under pressure from his mother), Chris abandoned the concept after he abandoned Sub-Episodes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Appearance==&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Christian is in fact the reincarnation of this figure, which apparently explains the many dreams and visions in which the ancestor reveals new anchuent powers for Christian to use to fight [[Jerkops|mall security]]. As Chris [[Chris and race|didn't care enough]] to research the culture he is allegedly descended from, the ancestor looks absolutely nothing like a genuine Cherokee, being a white child-like man. Judging by the size of his head, he appears to be encephalitic. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Befitting his status as a Native American chieftain, he is always depicted wearing a gold and purple, vaguely Greco-Roman-looking breastplate (with [[Homos|sculpted abs]]) and the coveted [[Cherokian crown]], items of metallurgy that the Cherokee did not possess. All this supports the theory that Chris just knows jack shit about actual Cherokees and their culture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris and reincarnation ==&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris is said to be the reincarnation of the Ancient leader,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and several references are made to &amp;quot;previous lives&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_11&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; several factors seem to contradict the idea. For one thing, none of the supposed reincarnations of the ancient Native Americans seem to have any memory of their previous lives after the prophecy is fulfilled, and none of them really seem to see their ancient alter egos as iterations of themselves. Sarah refers to the Ancient leader when told about him by the Queen of the Cherokian Clan as &amp;quot;your husband&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_13&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; even though he should technically be her husband too if she were a reincarnation. Also note that Chris and friends seem to hold actual conversations with the ancient Native Americans, even though they were supposed to be long dead. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tl;dr: Chris probably doesn't know what &amp;quot;reincarnation&amp;quot; means.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cherokian Clan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wasabi Clan]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Ancient_leader_of_the_Cherokee_Clan&amp;diff=330913</id>
		<title>Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan</title>
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| Human&lt;br /&gt;
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According to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], he has at least one '''Cherokee ancestor''', about whom he assuredly knows nothing.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[War Paint Video]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; When Chris was making the early issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], he decided to establish a backstory for why he had the power to transform into a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|super powered fursona]]. He hit the [[wigwam]], and eventually came up with an &amp;quot;[[Anchuent Prophecy|ancient Native American prophecy]]&amp;quot; as his explanation. This gave him the opportunity to talk about his alleged cultural background in the comic. Being that he knew nothing about real Cherokee (and even less about his ancestor specifically) he instead decided to just make up his own version of the Cherokee and his ancestor, and assumed it was true to life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This lead to the creation of the bizarre &amp;quot;[[Cherokian Clan]]&amp;quot; featured in the ''Sonichu'' comic. Since Chris was making up the whole thing, he also declared his fictional ancestor to be the [[Chris and his ego|leader of the entire Cherokee nation]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Actual Cherokee Ancestor ==&lt;br /&gt;
***Polly &amp;quot;Cherokee Mother&amp;quot; Cherokee**  (abt 1703 to 1790) was the 7th great-grandmother of Chris and Chris's actual Native American Ancestor, she was the wife of Joshua Odum (1700 to 1745) and had one daughter Melissa Talivia Odum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The line of descent is as follows&lt;br /&gt;
Polly Cherokee - &amp;gt; Melissa Talivia Odum - &amp;gt; Mary Brigman - &amp;gt; Druscilla Dearman - &amp;gt; Curtis Teer - &amp;gt; William Teer - &amp;gt; Mary Frances Teer - &amp;gt; Jean Hollomon - &amp;gt; Robert F. Chandler Jr - &amp;gt; Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Character ==&lt;br /&gt;
It is explained that the Cherokee and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans were at war in the ancient past over both the [[Cherokian Crown]] and the [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan]], the Ancestor's wife. However, the two clans would later ally to fight off [[Count Graduon]], a new evil who first came to power around that time. They sealed him away, but their power of prophecy told them that he would come back one day. They then set up safeguards, such as the transformation powers, so that the three of them (the Leader, the Queen and the [[Wasabi Rival]]) could eventually destroy him in present day [[CWCville]]. Hundreds of years later, the king of the Cherokee Clan would be reincarnated as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]. His present day self would go on to fulfill the prophecy with his queen and rival, guided by an avatar of his ancient alter ego.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The character is never given a name, and so Chris only ever refers to him as &amp;quot;Ancestor&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Role in the comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;|Sonichu in &amp;quot;Anchuent Prophecy&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancient leader appeared only very briefly in Episode 7 of ''Sonichu #2''. His only purpose here is to explain to Chris that he is his reincarnation, tell him the evil [[Count Graduon]] is coming back, and ask if he's a bad enough dude to stop him. Chris gets his powers then and there and pisses off to go train with Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;McAttack Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears once again in ''Sonichu #4'', acting as the resident Deus Ex Machina in Sub-Episode 5 of that issue. He randomly pops into Chris's head as he's getting the shit kicked out of him by [[W-M-Manajerk]], and tells Chris that he can use the [[Heart Torch of Fail]] to bring his imaginary twin sister, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] into being. Chris does so, and the ancestor dissappears again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 8: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;|Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Off-Target Part 2&amp;quot;]] ===&lt;br /&gt;
The Ancestor appears one last time in the series after that, in the final Sub-Episode of ''Sonichu #4''. When Chris is about to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh]] at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], the Ancestor appears in his head to encourage him, telling him to focus and remember all the friends he made during his [[Love Quest]], as if he were a supporting character from a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|children's anime]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Saturday morning cartoon]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This tactic fails not due to the realization that Chris's Love Quest has accomplished nothing, but rather because Chris was actually so [[stressed|badly beaten]] by that point that [[Honest|he couldn't even remember a single friend]] he'd made on the Love Quest so far. No, not even his [[Myspace]] friends. The Ancestor then suggests that he call upon the ancestral spirits for a morality boost, and surprisingly, this DOES work. Apparently ancient Native American spirits are interchangeable with [[Care Bears]]. Chris then transforms, beats up an old woman, and the Ancestor disappears into the aether once more, never to be mentioned again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Given his frequent appearances in Sub-Episodes, it is reasonable to assume that the Ancestor was once meant to be a recurring character, but for one reason or another (perhaps under pressure from his mother), Chris abandoned the concept after he abandoned Sub-Episodes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Appearance==&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Christian is in fact the reincarnation of this figure, which apparently explains the many dreams and visions in which the ancestor reveals new anchuent powers for Christian to use to fight [[Jerkops|mall security]]. As Chris [[Chris and race|didn't care enough]] to research the culture he is allegedly descended from, the ancestor looks absolutely nothing like a genuine Cherokee, being a white child-like man. Judging by the size of his head, he appears to be encephalitic. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Befitting his status as a Native American chieftain, he is always depicted wearing a gold and purple, vaguely Greco-Roman-looking breastplate (with [[Homos|sculpted abs]]) and the coveted [[Cherokian crown]], items of metallurgy that the Cherokee did not possess. All this supports the theory that Chris just knows jack shit about actual Cherokees and their culture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris and reincarnation ==&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris is said to be the reincarnation of the Ancient leader,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and several references are made to &amp;quot;previous lives&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_11&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; several factors seem to contradict the idea. For one thing, none of the supposed reincarnations of the ancient Native Americans seem to have any memory of their previous lives after the prophecy is fulfilled, and none of them really seem to see their ancient alter egos as iterations of themselves. Sarah refers to the Ancient leader when told about him by the Queen of the Cherokian Clan as &amp;quot;your husband&amp;quot;,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_2/Page_13&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; even though he should technically be her husband too if she were a reincarnation. Also note that Chris and friends seem to hold actual conversations with the ancient Native Americans, even though they were supposed to be long dead. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tl;dr: Chris probably doesn't know what &amp;quot;reincarnation&amp;quot; means.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cherokian Clan]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wasabi Clan]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:NightcoreSwift004&amp;diff=330792</id>
		<title>User talk:NightcoreSwift004</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:NightcoreSwift004&amp;diff=330792"/>
		<updated>2025-01-02T14:55:46Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;== Slideshow ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Are those pics from the slideshow new? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:25, 11 May 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah they are from slideshow, sadly with poor quality and dark pics but it's the least I could find. [[User:NightcoreSwift004|NightcoreSwift004]] ([[User talk:NightcoreSwift004|talk]]) 3:54 AM, 12 May 2023 (GMT+1)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Your question ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I answered your question at [[Talk:Chandler_Family_Tree]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Mangolover887|Mangolover887]] ([[User talk:Mangolover887|talk]]) 07:46, 7 February 2024 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Activity  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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You haven't been active on Discord for about a week, have you been on a break?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm glad you are still active, I was starting to get kind of worried about you...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Cilria2|Cilria2]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:NightcoreSwift004&amp;diff=330791</id>
		<title>User talk:NightcoreSwift004</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:NightcoreSwift004&amp;diff=330791"/>
		<updated>2025-01-02T14:53:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cilria2: /* Activity  */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Slideshow ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Are those pics from the slideshow new? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 15:25, 11 May 2023 (EDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah they are from slideshow, sadly with poor quality and dark pics but it's the least I could find. [[User:NightcoreSwift004|NightcoreSwift004]] ([[User talk:NightcoreSwift004|talk]]) 3:54 AM, 12 May 2023 (GMT+1)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Your question ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I answered your question at [[Talk:Chandler_Family_Tree]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Mangolover887|Mangolover887]] ([[User talk:Mangolover887|talk]]) 07:46, 7 February 2024 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Activity  ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You haven't been active on Discord for about a week, have you been on a break?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm glad you are still active, I was starting to get kind of worried about you...&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Minor_Family_Members&amp;diff=330535</id>
		<title>Minor Family Members</title>
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		<updated>2024-12-11T13:28:58Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off.|Chris, 2011&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jon Carey, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Chris]] has '''many family members''' whom he or his parents have mentioned but who are not important enough to constitute their own articles. Those who do not reside at [[14 Branchland Court]] generally lead relatively normal lives. Few of these relatives are still on speaking terms with Chris or [[Barb]], but many of them were a presence in Chris's earlier life. This article aims to chronicle all such relatives mentioned by Chris and his parents directly or indirectly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris had little to no contact with his family members as of late and it's unlikely they want anything to do with him ever since his [[Affair with Mother |affair with his own mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Long-deceased family members can be found on the [[Chandler Family Tree]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chandler Side==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Patricia Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:patharley.png|right|thumb|150px|Patricia Harley, 1954]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Patricia Faye Harley''' (born 20 November 1935), is [[Bob Chandler]]'s first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and Alan.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 at a Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Alan Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|Dr. David Alan Chandler.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:David Amiibo.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Alan as a [[Jerkop]], in Amiibo form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' (born 28 November 1961 in Roanoke, Virginia)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FamilyTreeTitle&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-chandler-x6gx6 Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is an [[Wikipedia:ophthalmologist|ophthalmologist]] in [[Richmond]], Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of [[Bob Chandler]] and Bob's ex-wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Both Bob and Chris call him by his middle name. Alan's wife's name is Kimberly.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alan went to high school in [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]],&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;richmondeye.com&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; earned a B.A. degree in [[biology]] from [[University of Virginia]] in [[1984]] and earned Doctor of Medicine degree in medicine at [[Wikipedia:VCU_School_of_Medicine|Virginia Commonwealth University School of Medicine]] in 1988. He later completed internship in Internal Medicine from {{w|Eastern Virginia Medical School}} in Norfolk and was also trained at {{w|Washington Hospital Center}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wellness.com/dir/2474208/ophthalmologist/va/glen-allen/david-chandler-richmond-eye-associates-md]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.linkedin.com/in/alan-chandler-78851a52/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.doximity.com/cv/david-chandler-md-5cc07999&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He donated $1,000 to the [[George W. Bush|Republican Party]] between May 2007 and September 2008,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/david-chandler.asp?cycle=08]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; showing that he agrees with his father on politics if nothing else. He specializes in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;richmondeye.com&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January [[2004]] and learned then that Alan had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making Chris a (half-)uncle and Bob a grandfather. [[Honor roll|Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWC's Diary|Diary]] entry:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [''sic''], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my [[Pedo-glasses|current frames]]. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
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One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to Alan's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next-door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and Squinkies toys with a &amp;quot;display&amp;quot; from Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unlike Carol, Alan attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], Chris called Alan out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware or ignorant of the fact that, being a practicing eye doctor, Alan probably had more important things to focus on, and that Alan likely has little history with Barb which would inspire him to visit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Carol Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Carol Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Carol [[Amiibo]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 9 July 1964 in [[wikipedia: Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]], Virginia)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FamilyTreeTitle&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late [[Bob Chandler]] and his first wife Patricia.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Carol is a Math &amp;quot;[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]&amp;quot; [sic] and &amp;quot;wiz.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chandler Family Tree]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She is known to have won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the [[University of Virginia]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20121116162715/http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia] (archive from 16 Nov 2012)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later, in 1988, she graduated [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]] with a B.A. degree in Mathematics from University of Virginia. She had been accepted for advanced studies by 4 universities in northeastern US and another university in Toronto; she chose to study at {{w|Stony Brook University}} from Long Island, New York.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C#Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She later earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the [[Savannah]] messages that she did not attend his funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In [[November 2015]], Chris made a [[YouTube]] [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. &amp;quot;Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father&amp;quot;, he wrote in the video description. &amp;quot;There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us&amp;quot;. He posted an image of a Carol [[Amiibo]] on [[Facebook]], depicting her as a heartless [[Janekop]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wayne Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to include in the slideshow but could not due to not having photos of them. One of those people was an uncle (actually a half-uncle) on Bob's side called Wayne.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, He is most likely ''' William Wayne Chandler''' (born January 18th, 1955), little is known about him, but the fact that Chris mentioned him alone among Bob's eight half-siblings suggests that they had some kind of relationship. According to his mother Dorothy's obituary, Wayne was living in Florida at the time of her death in 2015.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relatives in North Carolina===&lt;br /&gt;
In his [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris from 1987]], Bob mentioned that his father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Sr. (1906-77), like himself and Barb, had children through a second marriage, who at the time resided near [[Wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]]. Robert Sr.'s second wife was Dorothy Julie Chandler (née Wolfe, 1924-2015). The couple had eight surviving children, including Wayne Chandler, as well as many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. As of 2023, six of the children are still living.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/theeagle/name/betty-chandler-obituary?id=19075005&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.kentforestlawn.com/tributes/Joan-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Five of the children still lived in North Carolina, while one lives in Florida.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relatives in Oklahoma===&lt;br /&gt;
Over the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he had a cousin in [[wikipedia:Tulsa, Oklahoma|Tulsa, Oklahoma]] and &amp;quot;a lot of [[Cherokee]] relatives&amp;quot; living in the state as well.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, That relative is most likely''' John James Hood, Sr.''' (1923 to 2021), little is known but the fact that he is mentioned suggests at least some of kind of relationship.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Weston Side==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|'''E'''very '''S'''ketch is '''C'''leansed&lt;br /&gt;
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'''L'''ovely waves of '''B'''arley oats&lt;br /&gt;
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'''H'''ow '''M'''edia '''W'''orks|Acrostic invented by Chris to remember the birth order of the Weston kids: Edna, Stanley, [[Aunt Corrina|Corina]], Leroy, [[Barbara]], [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet]], Madeline, [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne]].&amp;lt;ref name=haiku&amp;gt;[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Weston Haiku]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Jonathan Carey===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris's cousin?]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jonathan Bailey Carey'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&amp;amp;MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (born 21 September 1987) is Chris's first cousin once removed and [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grandson. Chris attended his wedding in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]] on the weekend of 27-28 June [[2009]], the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically died. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Raymond Inge===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Raymond Inge''' is Chris's step-uncle, the second husband and widower of [[Aunt Corrina]], and the step-grandfather of Jonathan Carey.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chrischantrueandhonestfamilytree-jpg.999302/ Chris's extended family tree]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the stepbrother-in-law of [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her great-nephew.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wayne Weston===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Curtis Wayne Weston''' (born 1 April 1950)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#149&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Barbara's youngest brother and Chris's uncle. He is mentioned in Chris's [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November 2021 letter]] to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] as one of Barb's relatives who offered her assistance after her car accident. He is mentioned again in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]], where Chris reveals that he, like Harriet and Tom, lives in the Richmond suburbs. As of Corrina's death, Harriet and Wayne are Barb's only surviving siblings.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:WayneWeston.png|left|thumb|200px|Wayne Weston, 1969]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other aunts and uncles===&lt;br /&gt;
In addition to Corrina, Harriet and Wayne, Barbara has four other siblings, all deceased: '''Edna''' (1927–1995), '''Stanley''' (1932–1983), '''Leroy''' (1937–1998) and '''Madeline''' (1944–1982).&amp;lt;ref name=haiku&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://i.imgur.com/QU17d7V.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Little is known about their relationships with Chris, although Chris does seem to have been acquainted with Leroy's wife and son (see below).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Careys and Westons===&lt;br /&gt;
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD but could not  due to not having pictures of them. Along with Jonathan Carey and Wayne Chandler, the list included Joseph Carey, Beverly Carey, Joey Carey, Matthew Carey, Leroy and Ruby Weston and somebody just called &amp;quot;Van&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; '''Joseph Edward Carey, Sr.''' (1956–2022)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituaries/?id=576&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was Corrina's son and Jonathan Carey's father. '''Beverly Carey''' (née '''Bailey''') (1963-2024)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.sovanow.com/articles/beverly-bailey-carey/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Joseph's wife and Jonathan's mother. Joey is probably '''Joseph Edward Carey, Jr.''', the son of Joseph Sr. and Beverly. Matthew may be '''Daniel Matthew Carey''', another son of Joseph and Beverly. '''Van Wade Carey''' is Joseph's brother. Leroy is probably '''Leroy Lewis Weston, Jr.''', the son of Barbara's deceased older brother Leroy (see above). '''Ruby Weston''' (née '''Puryear''') (1939-2018)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.blileys.com/obituaries/Ruby-Puryear-Weston?obId=7614658&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Leroy Jr.'s mother and Leroy Sr.'s widow.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's [[Facebook]] profile lists Beverly and Joe as cousins. Van Carey is an amateur genealogist who has provided the world with information on his and Chris's ancestors.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603044555/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d152.html#P152&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170514160558/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Unnamed autistic cousin===&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[autism papers]], Chris has a severely autistic cousin on his [[Barbara Chandler|mother's]] side. Nothing more is known about this cousin.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Unnamed genealogist cousin===&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Rental House Tour]] Barb mentions that she has a cousin who shares her delusions about the [[Daniel Weston|Weston family history]] and &amp;quot;put together a pilgrimage&amp;quot; related to it. [[Catherine]] and Al cut her off before she could tell them where they went.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp Dr. Chandler's profile] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aunt Corrina]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cole Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Savannah Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off.|Chris, 2011&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jon Carey, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Chris]] has '''many family members''' whom he or his parents have mentioned but who are not important enough to constitute their own articles. Those who do not reside at [[14 Branchland Court]] generally lead relatively normal lives. Few of these relatives are still on speaking terms with Chris or [[Barb]], but many of them were a presence in Chris's earlier life. This article aims to chronicle all such relatives mentioned by Chris and his parents directly or indirectly.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris had little to no contact with his family members as of late and it's unlikely they want anything to do with him ever since his [[Affair with Mother |affair with his own mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Long-deceased family members can be found on the [[Chandler Family Tree]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chandler Side==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Patricia Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:patharley.png|right|thumb|150px|Patricia Harley, 1954]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Patricia Faye Harley''' (born 20 November 1935), is [[Bob Chandler]]'s first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and Alan.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 at a Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Alan Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|Dr. David Alan Chandler.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:David Amiibo.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Alan as a [[Jerkop]], in Amiibo form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' (born 28 November 1961 in Roanoke, Virginia)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FamilyTreeTitle&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-chandler-x6gx6 Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is an [[Wikipedia:ophthalmologist|ophthalmologist]] in [[Richmond]], Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of [[Bob Chandler]] and Bob's ex-wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Both Bob and Chris call him by his middle name. Alan's wife's name is Kimberly.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Alan went to high school in [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]],&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;richmondeye.com&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; earned a B.A. degree in [[biology]] from [[University of Virginia]] in [[1984]] and earned Doctor of Medicine degree in medicine at [[Wikipedia:VCU_School_of_Medicine|Virginia Commonwealth University School of Medicine]] in 1988. He later completed internship in Internal Medicine from {{w|Eastern Virginia Medical School}} in Norfolk and was also trained at {{w|Washington Hospital Center}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wellness.com/dir/2474208/ophthalmologist/va/glen-allen/david-chandler-richmond-eye-associates-md]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.linkedin.com/in/alan-chandler-78851a52/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.doximity.com/cv/david-chandler-md-5cc07999&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He donated $1,000 to the [[George W. Bush|Republican Party]] between May 2007 and September 2008,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/david-chandler.asp?cycle=08]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; showing that he agrees with his father on politics if nothing else. He specializes in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;richmondeye.com&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January [[2004]] and learned then that Alan had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making Chris a (half-)uncle and Bob a grandfather. [[Honor roll|Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[CWC's Diary|Diary]] entry:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [''sic''], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my [[Pedo-glasses|current frames]]. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
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One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to Alan's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next-door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and Squinkies toys with a &amp;quot;display&amp;quot; from Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike Carol, Alan attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], Chris called Alan out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware or ignorant of the fact that, being a practicing eye doctor, Alan probably had more important things to focus on, and that Alan likely has little history with Barb which would inspire him to visit.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Carol Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Carol Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Carol [[Amiibo]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 9 July 1964 in [[wikipedia: Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]], Virginia)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FamilyTreeTitle&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late [[Bob Chandler]] and his first wife Patricia.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Carol is a Math &amp;quot;[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]&amp;quot; [sic] and &amp;quot;wiz.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chandler Family Tree]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She is known to have won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the [[University of Virginia]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20121116162715/http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia] (archive from 16 Nov 2012)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later, in 1988, she graduated [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]] with a B.A. degree in Mathematics from University of Virginia. She had been accepted for advanced studies by 4 universities in northeastern US and another university in Toronto; she chose to study at {{w|Stony Brook University}} from Long Island, New York.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C#Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She later earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the [[Savannah]] messages that she did not attend his funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In [[November 2015]], Chris made a [[YouTube]] [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. &amp;quot;Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father&amp;quot;, he wrote in the video description. &amp;quot;There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us&amp;quot;. He posted an image of a Carol [[Amiibo]] on [[Facebook]], depicting her as a heartless [[Janekop]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wayne Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to include in the slideshow but could not due to not having photos of them. One of those people was an uncle (actually a half-uncle) on Bob's side called Wayne.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, He is most likely ''' William Wayne Chandler''' (born January 18th, 1955), little is known about him, but the fact that Chris mentioned him alone among Bob's eight half-siblings suggests that they had some kind of relationship. According to his mother Dorothy's obituary, Wayne was living in Florida at the time of her death in 2015.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relatives in North Carolina===&lt;br /&gt;
In his [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris from 1987]], Bob mentioned that his father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Sr. (1906-77), like himself and Barb, had children through a second marriage, who at the time resided near [[Wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]]. Robert Sr.'s second wife was Dorothy Julie Chandler (née Wolfe, 1924-2015). The couple had eight surviving children, including Wayne Chandler, as well as many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. As of 2023, six of the children are still living.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/theeagle/name/betty-chandler-obituary?id=19075005&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.kentforestlawn.com/tributes/Joan-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Five of the children still lived in North Carolina, while one lives in Florida.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relatives in Oklahoma===&lt;br /&gt;
Over the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he had a cousin in [[wikipedia:Tulsa, Oklahoma|Tulsa, Oklahoma]] and &amp;quot;a lot of [[Cherokee]] relatives&amp;quot; living in the state as well.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; the relative is most likely''' John James Hood Sr''' (1923 to 2021), little is known but the fact that he is mentioned suggests at least some of kind of relationship.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Weston Side==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|'''E'''very '''S'''ketch is '''C'''leansed&lt;br /&gt;
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'''L'''ovely waves of '''B'''arley oats&lt;br /&gt;
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'''H'''ow '''M'''edia '''W'''orks|Acrostic invented by Chris to remember the birth order of the Weston kids: Edna, Stanley, [[Aunt Corrina|Corina]], Leroy, [[Barbara]], [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet]], Madeline, [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne]].&amp;lt;ref name=haiku&amp;gt;[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Weston Haiku]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Jonathan Carey===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris's cousin?]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jonathan Bailey Carey'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&amp;amp;MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (born 21 September 1987) is Chris's first cousin once removed and [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grandson. Chris attended his wedding in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]] on the weekend of 27-28 June [[2009]], the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically died. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Raymond Inge===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Raymond Inge''' is Chris's step-uncle, the second husband and widower of [[Aunt Corrina]], and the step-grandfather of Jonathan Carey.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chrischantrueandhonestfamilytree-jpg.999302/ Chris's extended family tree]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the stepbrother-in-law of [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her great-nephew.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wayne Weston===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Curtis Wayne Weston''' (born 1 April 1950)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#149&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Barbara's youngest brother and Chris's uncle. He is mentioned in Chris's [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November 2021 letter]] to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] as one of Barb's relatives who offered her assistance after her car accident. He is mentioned again in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]], where Chris reveals that he, like Harriet and Tom, lives in the Richmond suburbs. As of Corrina's death, Harriet and Wayne are Barb's only surviving siblings.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:WayneWeston.png|left|thumb|200px|Wayne Weston, 1969]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other aunts and uncles===&lt;br /&gt;
In addition to Corrina, Harriet and Wayne, Barbara has four other siblings, all deceased: '''Edna''' (1927–1995), '''Stanley''' (1932–1983), '''Leroy''' (1937–1998) and '''Madeline''' (1944–1982).&amp;lt;ref name=haiku&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://i.imgur.com/QU17d7V.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Little is known about their relationships with Chris, although Chris does seem to have been acquainted with Leroy's wife and son (see below).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Careys and Westons===&lt;br /&gt;
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD but could not  due to not having pictures of them. Along with Jonathan Carey and Wayne Chandler, the list included Joseph Carey, Beverly Carey, Joey Carey, Matthew Carey, Leroy and Ruby Weston and somebody just called &amp;quot;Van&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; '''Joseph Edward Carey, Sr.''' (1956–2022)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituaries/?id=576&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was Corrina's son and Jonathan Carey's father. '''Beverly Carey''' (née '''Bailey''') (1963-2024)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.sovanow.com/articles/beverly-bailey-carey/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Joseph's wife and Jonathan's mother. Joey is probably '''Joseph Edward Carey, Jr.''', the son of Joseph Sr. and Beverly. Matthew may be '''Daniel Matthew Carey''', another son of Joseph and Beverly. '''Van Wade Carey''' is Joseph's brother. Leroy is probably '''Leroy Lewis Weston, Jr.''', the son of Barbara's deceased older brother Leroy (see above). '''Ruby Weston''' (née '''Puryear''') (1939-2018)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.blileys.com/obituaries/Ruby-Puryear-Weston?obId=7614658&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Leroy Jr.'s mother and Leroy Sr.'s widow.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's [[Facebook]] profile lists Beverly and Joe as cousins. Van Carey is an amateur genealogist who has provided the world with information on his and Chris's ancestors.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603044555/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d152.html#P152&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170514160558/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Unnamed autistic cousin===&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[autism papers]], Chris has a severely autistic cousin on his [[Barbara Chandler|mother's]] side. Nothing more is known about this cousin.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Unnamed genealogist cousin===&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Rental House Tour]] Barb mentions that she has a cousin who shares her delusions about the [[Daniel Weston|Weston family history]] and &amp;quot;put together a pilgrimage&amp;quot; related to it. [[Catherine]] and Al cut her off before she could tell them where they went.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp Dr. Chandler's profile] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aunt Corrina]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cole Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Savannah Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Minor_Family_Members&amp;diff=330533</id>
		<title>Minor Family Members</title>
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		<updated>2024-12-11T13:26:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cilria2: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Quote|mom and dad's relatives gave us constant cold shoulders, thinking they're royalty, when really they're no better off.|Chris, 2011&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris june2009 cousin wedding photo 1.jpg|thumb|right|It's a Chandler family reunion! From bottom left, clockwise: Uncle Raymond, Cousin Jon Carey, [[Christian]], [[Bob]], and everyone's favorite, [[Yawning Squirtle]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Chris]] has '''many family members''' whom he or his parents have mentioned but who are not important enough to constitute their own articles. Those who do not reside at [[14 Branchland Court]] generally lead relatively normal lives. Few of these relatives are still on speaking terms with Chris or [[Barb]], but many of them were a presence in Chris's earlier life. This article aims to chronicle all such relatives mentioned by Chris and his parents directly or indirectly.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris had little to no contact with his family members as of late and it's unlikely they want anything to do with him ever since his [[Affair with Mother |affair with his own mother]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Long-deceased family members can be found on the [[Chandler Family Tree]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chandler Side==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Patricia Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:patharley.png|right|thumb|150px|Patricia Harley, 1954]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Patricia Faye Harley''' (born 20 November 1935), is [[Bob Chandler]]'s first wife, a native Floridian and the mother of Drs. Carol and Alan.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She and Bob married at the respective ages of 20 and 29 on 29 September 1956 at a Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, and divorced on 28 January 1980 after a year-long separation. She was still alive at the time of Bob's death.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Alan Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Davidchandler.jpg|right|thumb|Dr. David Alan Chandler.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:David Amiibo.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Alan as a [[Jerkop]], in Amiibo form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dr. David Alan Chandler''' (born 28 November 1961 in Roanoke, Virginia)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FamilyTreeTitle&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-david-chandler-x6gx6 Dr. David A. Chandler, MD - Mechanicsville, VA - Ophthalmology | Healthgrades.com]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is an [[Wikipedia:ophthalmologist|ophthalmologist]] in [[Richmond]], Glen Allen and Mechanicsville, Virginia, son of [[Bob Chandler]] and Bob's ex-wife Patricia, and older half-brother to Chris. Both Bob and Chris call him by his middle name. Alan's wife's name is Kimberly.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Alan went to high school in [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]],&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;richmondeye.com&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp D. Alan Chandler on Richmond Eye Associates site] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; earned a B.A. degree in [[biology]] from [[University of Virginia]] in [[1984]] and earned Doctor of Medicine degree in medicine at [[Wikipedia:VCU_School_of_Medicine|Virginia Commonwealth University School of Medicine]] in 1988. He later completed internship in Internal Medicine from {{w|Eastern Virginia Medical School}} in Norfolk and was also trained at {{w|Washington Hospital Center}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.wellness.com/dir/2474208/ophthalmologist/va/glen-allen/david-chandler-richmond-eye-associates-md]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.linkedin.com/in/alan-chandler-78851a52/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.doximity.com/cv/david-chandler-md-5cc07999&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He donated $1,000 to the [[George W. Bush|Republican Party]] between May 2007 and September 2008,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/david-chandler.asp?cycle=08]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; showing that he agrees with his father on politics if nothing else. He specializes in small incision cataract extraction with lens implant, medical and surgical management of glaucoma, and the diagnosis and treatment of diabetic eye disease.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;richmondeye.com&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris had an eye exam with him on 6 January [[2004]] and learned then that Alan had a daughter by the name of [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], making Chris a (half-)uncle and Bob a grandfather. [[Honor roll|Chris also falsely claimed it made Barb a grandmother.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[CWC's Diary|Diary]] entry:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|'''January 6:''' Today, I had an appointment with my optometrist [''sic''], and big half-brother, Dr. David Alan Chandler, for an Eye-Exam. I needed new lenses, but I can keep my [[Pedo-glasses|current frames]]. But apparently, he has an 8-year-old daughter, Savannah. So for about 8 years, I’ve been an uncle and didn’t know it. Of course, this also makes my parents into grandparents as well. Needless to say, we were happy to know about that.|Christian Weston Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
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One weekend Chris and Bob traveled to Alan's house to visit his family. The family was not at home, so Chris and Bob left gifts with the next-door neighbors to give to them; an angel for Savannah from Bob and Squinkies toys with a &amp;quot;display&amp;quot; from Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Unlike Carol, Alan attended Bob's funeral. At the funeral Chris presented him with further gifts to give to Savannah.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]], Chris called Alan out on not visiting Barb, seemingly unaware or ignorant of the fact that, being a practicing eye doctor, Alan probably had more important things to focus on, and that Alan likely has little history with Barb which would inspire him to visit.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Carol Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Carol Amiibo.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Carol [[Amiibo]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Dr. Carol Suzanne Chandler''' (born 9 July 1964 in [[wikipedia: Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]], Virginia)&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FamilyTreeTitle&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Chris's half-sister and daughter of the late [[Bob Chandler]] and his first wife Patricia.&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Carol is a Math &amp;quot;[[Chris and English#Spelling|Geinus]]&amp;quot; [sic] and &amp;quot;wiz.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chandler Family Tree]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She is known to have won the [[1980s#1988|1988]] Mathematics Department McShane Prize at the [[University of Virginia]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20121116162715/http://artsandsciences.virginia.edu/mathematics/newsevents/awards/index.html Department of Mathematics, University of Virginia] (archive from 16 Nov 2012)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Carol attended [[Providence Middle School]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Later, in 1988, she graduated [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]] with a B.A. degree in Mathematics from University of Virginia. She had been accepted for advanced studies by 4 universities in northeastern US and another university in Toronto; she chose to study at {{w|Stony Brook University}} from Long Island, New York.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog_09042017_-_Mister_C#Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She later earned a Ph.D. and is or was working for the federal government in Washington, D.C.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. She and Bob seemed to have a negative or distant relationship, as it was implied in the [[Savannah]] messages that she did not attend his funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In [[November 2015]], Chris made a [[YouTube]] [[Family Needs to appreciate Family|video]] in which he and his allies beat up Carol and other family members in Super Smash Bros. &amp;quot;Alan and Carol, you two have never really appreciated our Father&amp;quot;, he wrote in the video description. &amp;quot;There WAS Time for you two to share time with him before his passing, but NO, you all have been selfish and caught up in your own lives that HE gave to us&amp;quot;. He posted an image of a Carol [[Amiibo]] on [[Facebook]], depicting her as a heartless [[Janekop]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wayne Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to include in the slideshow but could not due to not having photos of them. One of those people was an uncle (actually a half-uncle) on Bob's side called Wayne.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, He is most likely ''' William Wayne Chandler''' (born January 18th, 1955), little is known about him, but the fact that Chris mentioned him alone among Bob's eight half-siblings suggests that they had some kind of relationship. According to his mother Dorothy's obituary, Wayne was living in Florida at the time of her death in 2015.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relatives in North Carolina===&lt;br /&gt;
In his [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris from 1987]], Bob mentioned that his father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Sr. (1906-77), like himself and Barb, had children through a second marriage, who at the time resided near [[Wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]]. Robert Sr.'s second wife was Dorothy Julie Chandler (née Wolfe, 1924-2015). The couple had eight surviving children, including Wayne Chandler, as well as many grandchildren and great-grandchildren. As of 2023, six of the children are still living.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/theeagle/name/betty-chandler-obituary?id=19075005&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.kentforestlawn.com/tributes/Joan-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Five of the children still lived in North Carolina, while one lives in Florida.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Relatives in Oklahoma===&lt;br /&gt;
Over the course of two prank calls Bob mentioned that he had a cousin in [[wikipedia:Tulsa, Oklahoma|Tulsa, Oklahoma]] and &amp;quot;a lot of [[Cherokee]] relatives&amp;quot; living in the state as well.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Nothing else is known about them. The relative is most probably ''' John James Hood Sr (1923 to 2021)'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==Weston Side==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|'''E'''very '''S'''ketch is '''C'''leansed&lt;br /&gt;
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'''L'''ovely waves of '''B'''arley oats&lt;br /&gt;
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'''H'''ow '''M'''edia '''W'''orks|Acrostic invented by Chris to remember the birth order of the Weston kids: Edna, Stanley, [[Aunt Corrina|Corina]], Leroy, [[Barbara]], [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet]], Madeline, [[Minor Family Members#Wayne Weston|Wayne]].&amp;lt;ref name=haiku&amp;gt;[[The Knights of CWC chats (July 2021)#Weston Haiku]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Jonathan Carey===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:JohnKerry.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Chris's cousin?]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Jonathan Bailey Carey'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituary.aspx?MemberId=55269&amp;amp;MName=Corrina%20Weston%20Carey%20Inge&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (born 21 September 1987) is Chris's first cousin once removed and [[Aunt Corrina]]'s grandson. Chris attended his wedding in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]] on the weekend of 27-28 June [[2009]], the same weekend on which [[BILLY MAYS]] tragically died. According to Chris, his presence at the wedding is proof that he did not murder Billy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Raymond Inge===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Raymond Inge''' is Chris's step-uncle, the second husband and widower of [[Aunt Corrina]], and the step-grandfather of Jonathan Carey.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chrischantrueandhonestfamilytree-jpg.999302/ Chris's extended family tree]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Uncle Raymond can be contacted as a witness to Chris at Jonathan's wedding. Raymond is the stepbrother-in-law of [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]], making Jonathan her great-nephew.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wayne Weston===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Curtis Wayne Weston''' (born 1 April 1950)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#149&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Barbara's youngest brother and Chris's uncle. He is mentioned in Chris's [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November 2021 letter]] to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] as one of Barb's relatives who offered her assistance after her car accident. He is mentioned again in [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]], where Chris reveals that he, like Harriet and Tom, lives in the Richmond suburbs. As of Corrina's death, Harriet and Wayne are Barb's only surviving siblings.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:WayneWeston.png|left|thumb|200px|Wayne Weston, 1969]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other aunts and uncles===&lt;br /&gt;
In addition to Corrina, Harriet and Wayne, Barbara has four other siblings, all deceased: '''Edna''' (1927–1995), '''Stanley''' (1932–1983), '''Leroy''' (1937–1998) and '''Madeline''' (1944–1982).&amp;lt;ref name=haiku&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://i.imgur.com/QU17d7V.png&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Little is known about their relationships with Chris, although Chris does seem to have been acquainted with Leroy's wife and son (see below).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other Careys and Westons===&lt;br /&gt;
A copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]] that was sent to a troll included a list of people whom Chris wanted to present in the DVD but could not  due to not having pictures of them. Along with Jonathan Carey and Wayne Chandler, the list included Joseph Carey, Beverly Carey, Joey Carey, Matthew Carey, Leroy and Ruby Weston and somebody just called &amp;quot;Van&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Chrispaper2.jpg|Chrispaper2.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; '''Joseph Edward Carey, Sr.''' (1956–2022)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.woodfuneralservice.com/obituaries/?id=576&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was Corrina's son and Jonathan Carey's father. '''Beverly Carey''' (née '''Bailey''') (1963-2024)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.sovanow.com/articles/beverly-bailey-carey/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Joseph's wife and Jonathan's mother. Joey is probably '''Joseph Edward Carey, Jr.''', the son of Joseph Sr. and Beverly. Matthew may be '''Daniel Matthew Carey''', another son of Joseph and Beverly. '''Van Wade Carey''' is Joseph's brother. Leroy is probably '''Leroy Lewis Weston, Jr.''', the son of Barbara's deceased older brother Leroy (see above). '''Ruby Weston''' (née '''Puryear''') (1939-2018)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.blileys.com/obituaries/Ruby-Puryear-Weston?obId=7614658&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; is Leroy Jr.'s mother and Leroy Sr.'s widow.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's [[Facebook]] profile lists Beverly and Joe as cousins. Van Carey is an amateur genealogist who has provided the world with information on his and Chris's ancestors.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603044555/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d152.html#P152&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170514160558/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Unnamed autistic cousin===&lt;br /&gt;
According to the [[autism papers]], Chris has a severely autistic cousin on his [[Barbara Chandler|mother's]] side. Nothing more is known about this cousin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Unnamed genealogist cousin===&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Rental House Tour]] Barb mentions that she has a cousin who shares her delusions about the [[Daniel Weston|Weston family history]] and &amp;quot;put together a pilgrimage&amp;quot; related to it. [[Catherine]] and Al cut her off before she could tell them where they went.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== External links ==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20131102235159/http://richmondeye.com/physician_profile_chandler.asp Dr. Chandler's profile] (archive from 2 Nov 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aunt Corrina]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cole Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Savannah Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Date_with_Emily&amp;diff=328580</id>
		<title>Date with Emily</title>
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		<updated>2024-10-20T18:58:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cilria2: He says &amp;quot;brothers&amp;quot; not realtives&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Emily date.png|thumb|250px|Bob, Chris, and Emily (face censored) at the food court.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On 19 [[March 2009]], [[Chris]] went on '''his first [[dating|date]] ever''', with a [[troll]] called [[Emily]]. For posterity's sake, the event was recorded, and is now presented in text format for your enjoyment here.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris brought his father [[Bob]] along for the date. Amusingly, it is Bob who leads much of the conversations throughout; he and Emily share lengthy and fairly interesting discussions about his past, retirement, and other life aspects, while Chris is relegated to various attempts at interrupting and the occasional aside. An hour or so later, Emily and Chris leave on their own - and it is at that point where [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] spirits her away from Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
* The trolls worry about a possible appearance by [[Snorlax|Barb]], wire Emily with a microphone and run a mic check.&lt;br /&gt;
* Emily talks to [[Bob]], ignores Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob recites his work history, from serving in the army to retirement. Chris talks a grand total of 9 times, but gets ignored.&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob goes on at length about being retired. Chris tries to interrupt on multiple occasions, and fails every single time.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris reveals his favorite artist is [[Britney Spears]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob discusses his patchy medical history.&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob points out that Chris doesn't pay that much attention to him, Chris struggles to find an explanation for why.&lt;br /&gt;
* Finally, Chris gets a whole minute in which to talk. The [[Amnyfest Ring]] makes an appearance.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris asks why [[University of Virginia|UVA]] doesn't have a [[Sonichu Girls]] chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris brings up his [[Heterochromia|pink-eye]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob goes back to his health problems.&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob and Chris mention their [[Cherokee]] heritage.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris flirts.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris fails at flirting.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris does the infamous [[Donald Duck]] impression. Emily wonders if that was the same impression that scared the child at [[Wendy's]], and Chris awkwardly claims he wasn't scared, just tired.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris talks about ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and compares Emily to a character from the live-action adaptation, ''Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon''. Emily asks Chris about how he feels about the [[Homos|trans and gay characters]] in the final season; Chris awkwardly tries to weasel out of the question.&lt;br /&gt;
* Emily and Chris leave Bob and go out into the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris brings up winning the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes|Sonic competition]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Emily tries to be discreet about going to the bathroom. Chris announces she's on her period.&lt;br /&gt;
* Emily attempts to escape.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Man]] arrives and saves Emily. A random passerby, seemingly baffled by the strange scene, stops to complement Pickle Man's costume and asks why he's dressed like that, and whether it's for an advertisement. When the Pickle Man explains that he's just doing it because he's bored, the passerby is sufficiently impressed and continues on their way, but not before Chris tries to explain that he was being haunted by the Pickle Man.&lt;br /&gt;
* Pickle Man suggests that all three go to watch ''Watchmen''; Chris expresses hesitance and apprehension while Emily agrees with the idea, much to Chris's protests.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris gives up trying to make any sort of defense against the Pickle Man's logic.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris tries to kiss Emily goodbye, without her consent.&lt;br /&gt;
* Emily makes good her escape and goes home with the Pickle Man. Chris's final words to them are, &amp;quot;HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cast==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; – Misshapen, autistic manchild, his disgusting nature seeps into the very recording of his voice.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; - Queen of [[trolls]], she risks both life and limb on a plunge into the heart of darkness.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; – Robert Chandler, the proud [[Internet]] lumberjack. Possible love interest to Emily, though he is apparently nothing more than a slave to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; – Brave and daring hero, he protects Emily from certain peril.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; - A whiz kid, his high-tech know-how keeps the group online.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; - &amp;quot;Emily's friend&amp;quot;, her mission is to capture video of the event.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
This short clip, recording by Camwhore, is the only known footage of the date.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Date with Emily (Video)&lt;br /&gt;
| ytid           = kaLvsLHTsOw&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 19 [[March 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Comedy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Emily|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{ClassicShirt|text}} {{SafetyParka|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CWC_Update_18_March_2009_More_Updated#Director.27s_Cut|CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated - Director's Cut]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Audio==&lt;br /&gt;
This contains the full audio of the date, from Emily's POV.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Audiofile&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Date with Emily (Audio)&lt;br /&gt;
| audio           = {{#ev:youtube|n0mLPSHWdZc}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 19 [[March 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| featuring      = [[Chris]], [[Emily]], [[Bob]], [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| saga           = {{Emily|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| other          = {{Leaked|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
=== Overture (0:00:00–0:03:13) ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ThongMic.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's impression of what Emily is wearing.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... lock it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you wearing a [[Butt garments|thong]]? With a-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That better be fuckin' ''tight''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's tight.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That may pop out while you're walking around, while you're like-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I should be like-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Or a robotic [[China|vagina]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Say &amp;quot;It's my [[Sex toys|vibrator]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's one of those things that you see taped to those- those hentai-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, the thing is, Chris- if you said that to Chris, he would squeal.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] Ungh, ungh, ungh, ungh! Okay, if he gets, like, ''way'' too close to me, I'm just gonna be like- get my chair farther away.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I really like your [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] Maybe Barb- Barbara can come.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Apparently, she doesn't leave the house anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'm just [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There- there are [[Obesity|Barb candidates]] ''everywhere''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, no, no, no, no, no. But- but in all actuality, there should be no [[Barb]]; if there ''is'' Barb, I will [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit myself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If there is Barb, we're- we're done.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We're not showing up.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;You brought your mommy?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I should be like, &amp;quot;No– just put that shit in the bag, and we're not doing anything today.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you can call him and be like &amp;quot;You owe me a ''dire'' apology, and you're the… jack-off-&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No– I'm sure I'm gonna yell at him, and make him ''cry''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I'm gonna be like &amp;quot;Oh– I live in [[Clyde]]'s playboy mansion now.&amp;quot; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No– even better!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [aside] I'm waiting. I'm ''part'' of Clyde's playboy mansion.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm the janitor.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''all laugh loudly'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay– let's go see if he's there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''You'' go see if he's there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''No!'' 'Cause- 'cause it's-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible (but about &amp;quot;a girl&amp;quot;)]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'Cause I'm gonna make it like an entrance, like… ''&amp;quot;Hiii!&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did he say where [''inaudible, presumably &amp;quot;where he'll park his car&amp;quot;, judging by Camwhore's response'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No. Like, he wants to be- he wants to meet in front of [[Chick-fil-A]], so…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Figures! But the ''general'' idea would be you park near where you wanna… go.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What if that [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [aside] [inaudible] Do you see those pile of balloons right there? Swear to God: it looks like a [[Pickle|penis]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The balloons. Right here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh… [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a fuckin' penis. &lt;br /&gt;
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[pause]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nope.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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[pause]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sighs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sighs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[pause]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There's that ugly bitch that looks like [[Wikipedia:Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story|Hamster Girl]]… at [[Coffee Place|Starbucks]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She ''looks'' like Hamster Girl.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Which'' one looks like Hamster Girl?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right there. The only one that you can see working?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– over at Starbucks? You should see her with that hair off.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, no, no. She looks like Hamster Girl. [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm telling you: you should see her with that [[hair] off!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– she don't have no hair?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– she has a fake-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She has fake hair, or… she has no hair… or the hair back like this.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yeah– I knew that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I was gonna say: I don't- I guess she dyed her hair blond. 'Cause I remember seeing her with some ugly, strange-colored hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Target acquired (0:03:13–0:04:43)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There he is!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shut up!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''startled''] What?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can see a [''inaudible''] jacket.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh my God! [''jokingly''] Eject! Oh my God!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is your jacket on? [''unintelligible''] Put your jacket on. Are you ready?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I'm ready. [''laughs nervously''] This is gonna be my best acting moment ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He can't see my face before I suit up.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– go, like, look, 'cause he has to sit down first.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000099&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Frosty:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He'll realize later: that's what it was.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#FF6EC7&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Camwhore:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't feel bad.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Hopefully, he, like, won't come, like, around and- [''inaudibly interrupted''] Huh? I don't have my phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh my God...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If this goes all smoothly, I should get, like…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible] Where do I sit… to, like, watch [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, there's some ''benches'', like… by the tables. [abruptly] Oh! Oh! Oh, no.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Where do I go?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay– there's some benches, like, ''nearby''…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, just sit and watch him [''unintelligible''] till you need to go change or whatever.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. Well, I- I started the- I [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay. I'll [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''exhales loudly''] Yeah. Or just, like… kinda walk around and see if you can… see us.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Green Mile (0:04:44–0:05:19)===&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Emily's footfalls can be heard as she marches off to meet the manchild.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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===Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Hi!'' &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello! Emily?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! I'm Emily. So nice to meet you!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hi, Emily. This is my father, Robert.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hello. [pause] I've started [[Rosechu|shopping]] a little bit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're from West Virgina?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... I used to live here for a while, but then, I-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''abruptly''] Hey!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But then, I moved to-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Autism|Cute hat!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I thought you might like it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs contentedly'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You go to school over there?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– [[Wikipedia:West Virginia University|University of West Virginia]]. My friend, uh, wanted to go to school there, and she's my best friend, so I have to… go with her everywhere! [''laughs nervously'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That sounds like the best way to do things!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Hey, Emily– you mind, uh, a photo of you and me together? &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sure!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What are you taking?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm doing journalism.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Journalism.''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Journalism?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah! You wanna be a writer!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! [''giggles''] I did a lot- &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He has a… [[Cole Smithey|''half-brother'']] who's- who lives in New York City… and, uh, does ''freelance'' writing and show reviews and things… for newspapers and magazines. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is it- does he love it? &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I ''guess''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''giggles again'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I haven't talked to him in years…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah… &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can't this dang camera to work!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– that's- I worked at, uh- I'm an engineer… and engineers [[Chris and English|never learn how to spell]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think very logically, but I-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Shoot! I got bad batteries in the [[Chris and camerawork|camera]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''disappointed''] Oh... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If I would- if I would ''write'' anything, half the words would be phonetically rather than the way we're… ''supposed'' to do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I got along fine… writing stuff… on my ''word'' processor… when I had a ''spell'' checker.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Without that, I'm [''unintelligible, but clearly self-deprecating''] [''laughs heartily'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did you like doing engineering?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well... I- I had a real ''u-''nique situation…&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Look, uh… I'm- I'm really old.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay– to start with: I'm 81. And, uh, I came along ''before'' [[Wikipedia:Transistor|transistors]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Not- not all the solid-state stuff we have now, but even before ''transistors''… when we had [[Wikipedia:Vacuum tube|vacuum tubes]]. I, uh... got drafted after World War II. That's how old. But, uh... then, they put me in the Signal Corps, and they knew things I didn't know. They taught me how to install valve systems and switchboards and telephone poles. So, I found out: yeah– I'm pretty good at that. So, when I got out– 'course that was in [[Pre-1980#1947|1947]]– I found out- now, I know that we had a depression on our hands; I didn't know it then. You couldn't get a job, so, I thought &amp;quot;Well, I got the G.I. Bill. I'll go to school.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– now, it's really hard to become an engineer.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– now, ya- I, uh- I went to… a state teaching college to start with, 'cause I had the philosophy that if I went to a big school I'd be just… swallowed up.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, I went to a small school and took Pre-Engineering for two years, and that was the best thing ''I'' ever did, 'cause I wound up, uh- well, I got- I got through my two years of Pre-Engineering in small classes. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And also, I loved [[music]], and I was in [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|the band]] and everything. And I got in the symphony orchestra… and learned a lot about music while I was up there too. And then, I went to Auburn, and then [''unintelligible''] talk about getting swallowed up!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Then, at that time, Auburn- which now has what: 30,000 students, or something? Auburn had about 5,000 students. I got my Engineering degree. And then, when I got out, I said &amp;quot;Well, I'll, uh... I can do anything with relays and telephones and valve systems, and that sort of thing. I'm gonna work for {{w|Western Electric}}.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That seems logical, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [suddenly offended somehow] Hey!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because they make, uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You- no– you listen to my father… because he's somethin'! Because I get some of my intelligence from ''him''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Chris and reality|Especially my ''technological'' intelligence.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But anyway, I, uh- I went to work for them for four years, and, uh... at that point in time… Uh, this is even ''before'' the Atlas missile… the ICBM.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''laughs nervously'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Before'' the Korean War… and, uh- but, I- I found out they were building ''radar'' systems. Well, that was fine, but also, they had lots of government money, so they wanted some automatic test equipment. At that time, ''nothing'' was automatic. They ''had'' none!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, that's what ''I'' went and built, that kinda stuff, what I learned in the army, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, I started working with the first automatic test equipment that we ever made. And then, [[Wikipedia:General Electric|GE]] heard about it… and they came down to, I was in Winston-Salem, in North Carolina. And- so, GE came down; they offered me a job… up in upstate New York. Cold country in Utica.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then, uh... I went down to build some automatic test equipment for the ICBM [''unintelligible''] [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Intercontinental Ballistic Missile]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nobody knows how, 'cause we haven't done it before.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We'd done some of this automatic test equipment down here. &amp;quot;Why don't you come up there?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Well, okay!&amp;quot; So, I went up there for three years and helped develop the, uh, automatic… equipment… for testing the missiles, and… all the guidance systems, and things… in the [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But- but I got- I was a soldier, true and tried, 'cause I was born in Texas and raised in Alabama.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then, I was in North Carolina first. And then, I hit upstate New York, and I froze to death. [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] Yeah, that must be really different! [''laughs again'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, after three years, I said &amp;quot;I'm going back to somethin' [''unintelligible'']&amp;quot; Well, GE- I didn't know it then, but I had a real, natural ''draw''… to the mountains.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I knew about Roanoke, since I'd been in, uh, [''unintelligible''] So, I wanted to come back to Roanoke, and GE had a plant there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And… their plant specialized in industrial automation. Except they didn't done any ''automation'' yet. They were just industrial-controlled.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, I finagled a transfer back to Roanoke, and… I got there just at the time when they were startin'… to make… any kind of automation controls for engines.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, I got into what they call &amp;quot;a new business area&amp;quot;. And I got to do ''all'' the great things. All my- I- I really had it right. I was in the right places at the right time. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because I am very ''[[Autism|logically]]-''inclined.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That doesn't really happen nowadays, with the economy…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– and I- I'm a logician.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oddly enough, I never learned how a transistor even works… on records. But I ''use'' 'em all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I use 'em. I'm retired now, a long time. But… when I started out with this group, and the first thing we got into was trying to automate a steel mill… for rolling [''unintelligible''] steel for your cars.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, we did that. And then, I got into… how to roll papers so you could get Kleenex.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''giggles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, of course, y'know, he's the guy that designed the controls for all the plastic water machines, so without him at this time, you couldn't have the plastic for your glasses.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And- and then- then, I got into- I was in the new business area where we could do the first one… and then, somebody else would take over and do the others. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And- and then, I got into managing a paper mill. But then, I got into the… industry of- of, uh, like phone lines, warehousing, automatic transition, like BART: [[Homos|Bay Area]] Rapid Transit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Automatic railroads and all that kind of stuff. Automated a bunch of that. Then, I got into automating a bunch of mine [unintelligible] around the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You've been through a lot!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then, I went to automating tanker ships, so you could run 'em from the bridge and have nobody downstairs.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Just someone else involved-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Want some water?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, uh... then, uh- then, um, I got into… I developed a system and I found out that there was very few people like me in the world that had this natural… inclination… for logic. You know, like [[Wikipedia:Logic gate|the ANDs, and ORs, and the what-ifs, and the what-if-nots]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then, I developed a system… which is called [''inaudible''] that stands for- it's an acronym.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hardware-oriented [[2000|Y2K]] pile of junk!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Similar fortune… was in… ''hardware''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, everybody– I got [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What this enables-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible, but clearly addressing Emily'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''giggles''] Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What this enables everybody to do- and me, too, but I was lazy…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Was to write down on- on paper– and design on paper from the start– a sequence of parallel lines. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And up to that point, nobody had a way of writin' it down on paper. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''half-stifles a genuine laugh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And they ''still'' don't, really! [unintelligible] &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But that [unintelligible] to mind, horse and buggy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Elevator-type system that's over a 5,000&amp;amp;nbsp;ft. hole!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Then, I got into, uh, designing… ''scooter'' machines, which fused all the plastic around wires, and things like that…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Scooters. And then, I got into... die-cast machines… and the machines automating ''them''. They make things like carburetors, and [[My Coke Rewards|cans]], and whatever. And then, I got into ''plastics''… and even the ''plastics'' were [unintelligible] automating their machines. In the process, I ended up with about… ''two'' patents [unintelligible] in ''my'' name that ''they'' own. And all this… dumb stuff. And I saw the first 2-liter Coke bottle…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Come off the line in New England.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [unintelligible] on it, and all these [''unintelligible''] microvalves, and ''doors'', and- and, um... ''shutters'', and [[Kimmi|stuff like that made out of plastic]]. All this stuff we got plastic.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] in your frames! &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep! [''giggles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Including, uh, [[Sex toys|Tupperware]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can't… go without Tupperware…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, then [''unintelligible''] ''finalized'' and- and perfected, basically, this [''unintelligible''] process…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Of design and documentation. [''unintelligible''] It came time for me to retire. And so, I did! [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, now, I'm ''un-''indated with all this stuff I did, and I don't know whether I did the world a good thing or not.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think you did!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But I can't-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You did a lot of things.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can't spell the word &amp;quot;[[cat]]&amp;quot; without a 'K' in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, yeah, well, y'know, [[Chris and his ego|I'm proud of him anyway]], for his accompliment- accom-''plish-''ments. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He's got a ''half-''brother who's a doctor.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''His'' son.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Oh...'' okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And he's got a- and I have a daughter, who is his- his half-sister… that's a… [[Wikipedia:Phi Beta Kappa Society|Phi Beta Kappa]] outta UVA Atlantic.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Oh...'' [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She's workin' for the federal government, and she's got a Ph.D. now. She's working somewhere for the federal government. All these [[Autism|math people]]… I dunno.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not very good at math. [''giggles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not that-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's why-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm good at ''logic'', but not at math.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But ''I'm'' good at math!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He's not good at math when it comes to managing [[money]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey– look! Hey– look it! I have… ''your'' plastic lid on it!&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris chuckles and Emily laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We've been working with him, now, for 27 years.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It was a challenge. ''Most'' of the time, I've been retired, so I could stay home.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... usually, if you're not very good at math, you're really good at writing, which is why I'm going for journalism.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– well, I, um... I did- I do alright with writing as long as I got a spell checker. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I just, uh- I- but I enjoyed my life. It- it, uh- it- I had… things; I had- I had opportunities that most people don’t get.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I got to see all this stuff now.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That’s good. I hope that, like, y'know, I can travel around the world and, y'know... write up- do some journalism, like, overseas.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I’ve been to [[PandaHalo|Australia]], and I’ve been to Korea, and I've been to [[Anne Boleyn|England]]. ''Most'' people [''unintelligible''] to see 'em, but [''unintelligible''] I've never seen, 'cause they work too good.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, it- it was interesting. [pause] I wish I could get- find out what ''Christian's'' really good- well, he’s pretty good in [[Art|drawing]]…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And writing.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– he- she should know; she- you’ve- you should know; you've seen a bunch of [[Chris and art|my artwork]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! It’s really good! All my- all my friends like it, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Chris and copyright|He’s ''creative'']]… but he’s, um... I- I guess you know he’s- [[autism|he's high-functioning autistic]]… and, um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; At six, he couldn’t even ''talk''… but he was… ''programming'' [unintelligible] on his computer: his [[Wikipedia:Commodore International|Commodore]] computer…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Wikipedia:Commodore 64|Commodore 64]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] Which was his first little-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh! I don’t know very many- much about computers! [''giggles''] Sorry! [''giggles some more'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You’ve probably got a laptop, with a word processor, don't ya?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''reluctantly''] Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Yeah– but you-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now, we've- we- we’ve brought him a long way.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It’s been interesting.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... well, that’s a little piece for you- that you can, uh, write about, if you want to.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! That- that would be interesting.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Anyway, you- anyway, you came all the way here from, uh, VCU? Or did you make a few stops along the way?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No– I came all the way from VCU. Um... like, a lot of my fr- uh, friends over at VCU? They're into the whole Sonichu thing, but there’s a lot more… uh, like, I guess &amp;quot;[[Sonichu Girls]]&amp;quot;…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Up in, uh, the University of West Virginia. And we… k- we kinda do, like, a newsletter-type thing every week.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wow.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But this is in one of my favorite spots in the country.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''responding belatedly to Emily''] I commend you for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] little trees on West Avenue.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have you heard of West Avenue?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know where West Avenue is?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– a little bit; I don’t… really go in that area.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They're at the end of VCU, then?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''laughs politely''] I don’t know that area very well.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It’s- it's a street of, uh, townhouses. And it's about three blocks long. And it’s got a second name called &amp;quot;Stork Alley&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And every spring, they have a &amp;quot;Stork Alley Rally&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh? Oh…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; At the same time, they have the Easter parade over on Monument Avenue.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I’ve never seen it before, but my friends tell me about it. But I’m usually stuck in, y'know… college.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– but- but I was only in Richmond… um… 1975 through 1980. And then, I got married to ''his'' mother. And, um... ''he'' was born, and then, we got transferred over here; I worked for GE. And we lived in Chesterfield County… but I ''love'' West Avenue; that’s my favorite spot.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I call it &amp;quot;Sesame Street&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that’s… [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because they call it &amp;quot;Stork Alley&amp;quot;, 'cause there’s so many kids.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I- I- I love the Virginian area.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; His ''mother''… was raised– but you wouldn’t believe it– she- she was raised in a [''unintelligible''] home. And one that's [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Right there on, um… I can’t think of the name of that street: the one that goes right in front of the [[Burger King]]… down at… VCU.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don’t know what… streets really are-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, again- but that is a street that goes right in front of Burger King…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And right down the street from there is where… ''his'' mother lived for about twenty years and raised [[Cole Smithey|her first son]]. And he’s got a lot of ties to the family, too; he just doesn’t like me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh... do you guys have a big family?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, uh, we’ve got- we've got ''my'' son, and my daughter. You- my son’s in [[Richmond]], and my daughter’s in Washington.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then, we’ve got ''her'' son, who's in New York. And then, there’s the three of us.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– Schiflett's a really big family.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– we got… two- really, two separate families.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... but it’s not as big as [[Wikipedia:The Brady Bunch|The Brady Bunch]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No… it isn't.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But we- we- we enjoy it, and I- I have- uh, I grow flowers. And... I don’t have to worry about… makin' a livin' anymore…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; With [[Monthly tugboat|Social Security]], and... the GE pension. And GE's good and sound… fortunately!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, uh... I- I grow day lilies. I’ve gotten my yard full of [''unintelligible'']. And in the middle, I’ve got a, um... well, about fifteen-foot plastic greenhouse.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Except… inside this greenhouse, it’s different.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Inside this greenhouse, there’s ''plastic'' flowers.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– ''plastic'' flowers?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A ''swing''… and, uh, all my ''stereo'' stuff, and, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– but he’s got ''real'' flowers in his garden.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Oh, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– the day lilies are real, in the garden; but inside here, it’s all flat.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– day lilies bloom about once a year, during- dur- about ''once''-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In the summer.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This- this summer.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There- there's also that-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then, they stay that way for about a month or so. It’s a beautiful garden.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, I can imagine!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I’ve got about 15,000 healthy-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''dreamily/creepily''] ''Imagine!'' &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I- I love all the music from- from Dixieland to Big Band to [unintelligible].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Raise me on music, he did!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''giggles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And- and musicals. And soundtracks.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, what’s ''your'' favorite artist?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, my favorite artist? Well, he didn’t raise me on it, but, y'know, my favorite ss- uh... ''singer'' is [[Britney Spears]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Britney Spears?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, uh, he's got all- uh, mine are all back from the '40s, and '30s, and '20s, and-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And he’s into… more ''modern'' pop music?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Although… I guess if I had to pick a ''classic'' favorite, it would have to be ''[[Niggos|Satchmo']]'.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Satchmo&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Wikipedia:Louis Armstrong|Louis Armstrong]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And- but I've got him all these big ''classics'' now-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''does terrible Satchmo impression''] &amp;quot;Ten feet off the ground! Ba-doom-ba-bam-bow. [''Worst attempt at scatting ever'']&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''imitates trumpet melody'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''giggles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I couldn't ''afford'' it when it came out. All the European records were [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I couldn't ''afford'' it when they came out, 'cause they were ten, twelve dollars a piece, then, but now, you can get 'em at [[Chris and fashion|Goodwill and Salvation Army]]…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well like-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A ''quarter'' to ''fifty'' cents apiece.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''feigning enthusiastic agreement''] Yeah! [''laughs weakly'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Thousands'' of them now!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And inside, uh, I found out that inside this, um… um… ''greenhouse''…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's got a ''dome'' ceiling… which gives it the ca- ''cathedral'' kind of [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well... I found this ''great'' stereo system at, uh- in the [[1970s]], at Goodwill… and put ''it'' out there… along with the swing.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And... if you turn the volume up, then that music just sounds like it’s the hall where they ''recorded'' it! Ah– it's great! Goin' out there and swingin' with my music for hours on end!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs heartily'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That must be really relaxing!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, yeah– it's a nice life!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If I didn't have to worry about ''him'', I'd be in ''great'' shape!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs sympathetically'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs nervously''] [unintelligible] But he's been- still been in… good shape all his [unintelligible, seems like gibberish] I mean, he's been in- he's been through, uh, ''three'' triple- ''two'' triple-bypasses?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I was supposed to ''die'' in 1980.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, no! What happened?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In fact, I ''did''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What happened?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I [[Tobacky|smoked]] too much…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, um... I worked for GE.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I did [[Barbara|all this dumb stuff I shouldn't have]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah- but yeah– he- but yes– uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; God let him survive!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I had a couple [[Heart level|heart attacks]], and...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''responding to Chris''] Yeah– [[Chris|for]] [[Burger King|a]] [[Barbara|reason]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And he's got a [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|pacemaker]] now!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... I- I've been through- I lived through a [[Wikipedia:Triple bypass|triple-bypass]] in [[1980]] when they were brand new.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs nervously'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And survived that… so, [[Chris and death|I've only died a couple times!]] And then, I got- I got through that. Then, ''he'' came along.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey! He come-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then, I- I got retired…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– hey– he's the one that's b- that has seen the light, but did not actually go ''to'' it…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A ''number'' of times.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I had ''another'' triple-bypass in [[1992|'92]]… And I died a couple times that [''unintelligible''] And that was at Chippenham, over in Chester County.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
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===Memories of High School (0:25:30–0:26:12)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, uh... when I was over there with him, I- I put him to school through, uh, ''Chesterfield'' County's school system.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, they're the best in the country…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; For- for schools, ''I'' think.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And- and, um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Manchester High]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''uninterested''] Oh, really?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Then, um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's my birthstone: [[Amnyfest Ring|amnyfest]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And the ''side'' of it… What does it say: &amp;quot;Lancers&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is that- wait– is that your mascot?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Then…what's on the other side? &amp;quot;[[2000]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes... that's my class and coat'a arms.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Manchester High School]]. And look at the jewel! It's a galaxy cut on top, and a [[rainbow]] on the bottom. If you look at- in the ring-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you see-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I see it!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you see the rainbow?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [[speech impediment|Well, anyway, like, y'know,]] I guess that's enough- y'know, that's enough talk from ''him''. Uh... you were gonna ask…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Aww...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Me'' something?&lt;br /&gt;
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===The &amp;quot;Sonichu Girls&amp;quot; Club (0:26:13–0:29:01)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now, I wanna find out about these… ''Sonichu'' Girls!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] Sonichu Girls?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'Cause I didn't know about them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– didn't… Chris tell you about them?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No– he doesn't- no– he doesn't normally- he doesn't… ''tell'' me much about them, so... See– he's a- he- he and his mother [[Biological clock|stay up all night]]… and I stay up all day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... actually reminds me more- actually, we're more- sometimes, you stay up in the day; sometimes, you stay up in the night.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, you've got, like, ''mixed''… like, sleep schedules, I guess?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Yeah''... my mom- and my- my mom picked up my bad biological- my messed-up [[biological clock]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She stays up all night! But anyway... I- I- yeah– I found out about 'em from… I guess, when you called on the phone…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh! [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And- and left a message.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– it's a pretty big fanbase. Um... there's actually about- about 30-some girls… at University of West Virginia who, like, are part of the fan club.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then, there's- I mean, there's, uh, plenty of others, like, around the world, too, that- we talk to… um, on the forums that we have?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do- you got one here in UVA?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know… [''giggles''] I don't have very many friends at UVA.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely''] That's why I heard- that's why.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; VCU's [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. They're a lot more laid-back over there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Well, they're in the sand! How else could you be?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'Cause in the sand, you have to be laid-back.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'know, I was curious about this- this club…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I- I didn't know he even knew about it! ''I'' didn't know about it. I think it's great!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey– I've been on the [[IRC|Internet chat]]! And plus, y'know...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Y'know, certain-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Plus [[medallion|the ''medallion'']], Christian!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He's got this yellow medallion with Sonichu on it…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! Why- why aren't you wearing your… [''suddenly concerned''] m- medallion?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... I just believe I expressed that, uh... in a video on, uh, [[YouTube]]? But I- I, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I might've missed that; I'm not sure.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– um... I'd rather not say in front of- I'd rather not say in front of ''Father''… but, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There's a lot of things he doesn't tell me; he doesn't share things with me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Oh''... [''laughs nervously'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [whispering] If I told him [[Julie Reveals Herself|why]], he'd have ''another'' heart attack…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, no! [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Whatever.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! [''laughs politely again'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... But I mean, y'know… think of it this way: at least you don't have another face that you have- you don't- it saves you one face to have to look at!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... [''laughs nervously'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– and look at 'em, y'know: they're ashually ''[[Heterochromia|green-blue]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I see it!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– pink eye in that eye, and then, uh, the prescribed eye drops changed the pigment!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wow... I didn't know that… could happen! [''laughs nervously'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm. ''Yeah''... looks like you kinda, like, uh, have green-brown eyes yourself?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I thought they were just plain brown! [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– it's just that- y'know, it's- the angle of the light kinda gave it a little bit of a greenish tint…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] might be blue...&lt;br /&gt;
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===Emily isn't hungry (0:29:02–0:29:58)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... but ''anyway'', uh… you came all the way from VCU; uh... you hungry?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– no, I'm not hungry. I ate on the way here, really.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– you-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Stopped at, like, a rest stop. Got some vending m- [''laughs nervously''] vending machine snacks… and that's it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Oh.'' That's good. That's good; uh... ''Father'' was thinkin' about, like- was gonna get us ''spaghetti'', and, uh... [''truly flustered''] we wanna sh- we wanna split it be- he was gonna split it between me, and, uh... I'm gonna split mine with you…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, no… I'm not hungry. Thank you, though!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [weakly] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We usually split a [[SpaghettiRoutine|spaghetti]], 'cause I- I can't eat it all!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Yeah''... it's a really big bowl for him…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really… ''whoop!''&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Emily laughs and Chris chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's not as big as I'd like… y'know... it's bigger!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No… [''giggles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Let's see… well, Dad– why don't you go get your spaghetti?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you want some?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No. I'm- I'm not hungry. Thank you, though…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... we could get you some ''water''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No– I'm not thirsty, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm. Okay– well, go ahead and get your sh- go ahead and get the spaghetti, Father.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bob's health problems revisited (0:29:59–0:32:11)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I got one other thing I was gonna tell you about…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Since we've talked about it: on that, uh... I've died about five times now. The last time, I was at [[Golden Corral]]. The restaurant?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And… my mom was there with him.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles''] I just… hit the floor!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, no!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No– not really; uh... he was- uh, he was pullin' out his credit c- not really &amp;quot;hit the floor&amp;quot;, but… he was pullin' out his, uh, credit card?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And he would've… hit a- he was standing in front of, like, the cash register, and there was a bar railing there; the bar rail was there. If he- if my mom wasn't there to catch him…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; His- like his guardian angel, he would'a hit the bar and would've been… worse…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would've been worse off!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, wow...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But anyway, uh, now, I've got a pacemaker.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wow. [''laughs nervously'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– and ''that's'' when he got his pacemaker.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I guess that won't happen in, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But I- I think the real reason why I survived all those attacks… which I think I'm ''proud'' of…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know about you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''He's'' proud of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''I'm'' proud of it. I don't know whether ''he'' is or not.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm proud of him, for it!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But I'm, um- I found out a few years ago- about… 10 or 15 years ago…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That I was… at least one-fourth [[Cherokee]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– so, that makes me an eighth… Cherokee.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, I figured that- and then, I checked back all my father's… brothers, they all lived the way up to be up in their 80s, and 90s, and even over ''100'' sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Dang! [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I figured: well, that's why I keep bouncin' back from this.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This ain't [[September 2011|my time]] yet.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– either that or, uh, God's lettin' him stick around for my… c- for ''my'' case.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Somebody's gotta look out for him!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh... [''laughs nervously'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''cackles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''cackles almost identically'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Somebody's gotta pay the bills!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs nervously again'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah… okay, Dad, uh... you s- alright, Dad-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now- now, I'm dismissed, so I can go eat.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh... [''laughs nervously yet again'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well… not really &amp;quot;dismissed&amp;quot;, because… y'know, I'm [[Obesity|a little hungry myself]]… So… [''laughs nervously''] y'know, Dad, please go get the spaghetti and the bread.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You sure you don't want something?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I'm sure. Thank you for asking, though.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– y'know, I was concerned, myself.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I'll let you two talk… mainly to save the table…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] Yeah…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs heartily''] Then, I'll come back, and… If you don't mind us eatin' in front of you!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You better tell me more about this club you've got!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Bob walks away'']&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris fails at flirting (0:32:12–0:36:48)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm. Yeah– y'know, you- uh... I must say you look ''good''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, y'know, you are the first, uh, female Sonichu fan to have actually come a long distance to see me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– well, it's not that far! I’m sure, like, maybe some of the girls from VCU would come down sometime: like, maybe during s- uh... summer break.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– but I mean, at least all the way from, uh, West Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, that’s farther than VCU, I'm sure.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! [''laughs politely''] We might take a road trip down here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [in a sing-song voice] &amp;quot;Take a road trip! It's a little road trip!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm. [''does terrifying [[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck impression]]''] &amp;quot;And this is my [[duck]] talk! This is, uh, Donald Duck!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs in disbelief''] [almost fearful] Is that the one that scared that child?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... at the-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; At [[Wendy's|Wendy’s]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don’t know how that’s scary.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No– not- not- no– not- really scary; y'see, he was ''tired''…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Oh''... okay. So, you…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But it makes a lot of children smile, ‘cause they’re familiar with that D- classic Disney character.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Yeah''... you mi- you don’t mind if I t- if I, uh, have my hand on your shoulder?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, not for too long…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles''] &amp;quot;Not for too long&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Okay''... not- not for too long…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay [''incredibly creepily'']...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs nervously'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm. [''chuckles again''] This is like- wow– I finally… get, like, this… beautiful girl in front of me…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely''] Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And she's like- and she actually got to know ''me''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [weakly] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Just, like, y'know, uh... Yeah. So… what’s your- what's the reason you need ''your'' [[glasses]] for? I’m ''near-''sighted myself.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I’m nearsighted, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don’t have very good eyes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles''] It's like, y'know, [[The Creepy Stare|we’re close, so it's like, y'know, we don’t need glasses to see each other]]…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do we?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm... no– it's still blurry…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Yeah''... Mmm. How do you look without that hat? I mean, I want- I'd like to see the, uh…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I- I like this hat. My hair doesn’t look good today.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Your hair doesn’t look good today? Are you sure?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I’m sure. [''laughs nervously'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How’s my [[hair]] look?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It looks good!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm. Looks good. [''chuckles''] Boy– I've had it sleepin' against ''pillows''… and I took a shower before I went- before I went to- um, crashing on the… couch.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [slightly disgusted] Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– but I put on some, uh, bod- body s- some [[Axe|Axe body spray]] before I left. Do you like that smell?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– it depends on which one it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, which one is it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I believe it's, uh... it's called &amp;quot;Proximity&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– I ''really'' like the choc- the new chocolate one.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– the, uh, &amp;quot;[[Niggos|Dark Temptation]]&amp;quot;…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Yeah.''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– I was running low on that can anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh... okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's like I- if I- if I- if we- if we was [[Third date|hookin' up]], I would've gotten more of that!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[Note: Chris both stutters ''and'' laughs through &amp;quot;if we was hookin' up&amp;quot;, so it's not at all clear that Emily realizes what she's laughing at.]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sighs''] But seriously, though: you ''are'' cute.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm. ''Mmm''... Yeah– I like- I like this- I like this- I like the get-up you’re wearing. It's like you're- you c- you straight- came straight from, uh... the, uh, ''[[Wikipedia:Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon|PGSM]]''… show.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, yeah... [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's the live-action ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I’ve seen some of the episodes for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I’ve got the entire series-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Saved to my [[PlayStation 3]], including the, uh, wedding episode.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– I don’t… think I’ve… seen that one… so…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's, like, the very- it's, like, a very special ''last'' episode.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''in a strange, baby-like voice''] You actually get to see ''[http://sailormoon.wikia.com/wiki/Usagi_Tsukino Usagi]''… [''back to his normal voice''] and, uh- aww, shoot– I forget his name, but, y'know...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... Mamoru?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– Samoru. That’s it; ''you'' got it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You ''got'' it!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You got it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– I used to be a really big fan of ''Sailor Moon''. Well, I still am; I’m just not as big of a fan as… nowadays.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Did you see [''unintelligible''] entire [[anime]] series?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, I haven’t seen the ''last'' season.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– [[Wikipedia:List of Sailor Moon Sailor Stars episodes|''Sailor Stars'']].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Yeah''... 'cause it didn’t come out in America, 'cause they’re, like, afraid of the [[Silvana Rosechu|transsexuals]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles''] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs nervously'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... Yeah– I kn- I know that. But I ''have'' that on, uh- I have that on ''[[DVD]]''-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, y'know, with J- Japanese audio and [[English]] subtitles.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How do you feel about that? Like, the [[Tomgirl pictures|transsexuals]] and… the [[Wikipedia:Sailor Starlights|Sailor Starlights]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Does it, like, make you uncomfortable, or… would you-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Would you have minded if, like, it came out, and the TV showed just, like, [[Pedofork|little kids]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um... ''Yeah''... [''pitiful''] I don’t have much of an opinion…&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Emily and Chris both laugh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's kind of a… sketchy subject, there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– it's, uh- it's… [''in a British accent''] ''itchy''…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''pause, laughs nervously'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– but you can sketch a lot in your, uh... journalism, don't ya?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Well, I m- I mean, we don’t draw a lot; we just… We do, like, the little outlines, and then, we start writing.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay– well, I mean, you- I mean, you sketch your ''letters''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I bet you sketch your signature pretty… don’t you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No– I thinks it's, uh- it's just basically a buncha' scribbles.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris and Emily both laugh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Eh... a lot of people would say that about their signatures, I’m sure.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I mean, some people just, like, put an 'X' for their signature, and that’s it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Ah''... but not you. You put…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; An 'E' and… an 'S', basically. [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh- uh, an S?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– Emily Schiflett.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– ''that’s'' your last name!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Schiflett&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– my middle name’s [[Julie|Jul]][[Kacey|ia]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''&amp;quot;Julia&amp;quot;!''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Yeah.''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Emily Julia Schiflett&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [weakly] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Flows nicely, doesn’t it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's beautiful!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Aww... thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; D- do you dot your I in &amp;quot;Julia&amp;quot; with a heart?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No... [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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===Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)===&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Bob comes back'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sighs''] Alright, Dad– uh, I'll let you, uh, divvy up the spaghetti onto my plate.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I get to divvy it up!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wow! Christian– I don't know… I tell you, my ''treat'' to finally come down here! I love their spaghetti!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Oh''... really? I don't think- I've only had their pizza there… before…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– the, um- all the spaghetti places in town are [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|too expensive]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My favorite, though, is, um, Olive Garden.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''Oh.''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– b- but-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But they don't have one here!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But they should have one here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ''I'' think they should.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [weakly] Yeah…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You ever been to an Olive Garden?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-mmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm. Well, yeah– it's a good place to, uh, get, uh, spaghetti.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I- I've actually- yeah– y'know, I was there with my father… when- the few times we visited, uh, Olive Garden.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– a good place to get, uh, spaghetti; really good. [pause] And also, we've been to the, uh, few, uh, nearly- to the ''other'' nearly [[Speech impediment|esstinct]], uh, restaurants: y'know, like [[wikipedia:Shoney's|Shoney's]] and WesterN SizzliN.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh– I haven't seen a Shoney's around in a ''while!''&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There's one in Chesterfield Count- there's a bun—there's a few in the Richmond area…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And one over close to VCU!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh! Really? I didn't see it! [''laughs politely''] Of course, I'm- I'm usually not looking for them, so…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– we even ha- yeah– we even- at- at home, somewhere, we even have a t- we even have the- the [[Li'l Chris|teddy bear]]: the &amp;quot;Shoney Bear&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The Shoney Bear?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– it's- that was their mascot.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I mean, if you look it up- if you look up &amp;quot;Shon&amp;quot;- if you- I'm sure if you Googled &amp;quot;Shoney's&amp;quot;, you'd, uh... find their mascot being the teddy-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Being the bear.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''in a somewhat cutesy voice''] &amp;quot;Bein' the bear in the shirt…&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [unintelligible] &amp;quot;to… wan- to wan- to… gawk- to ''gander'' at!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Christian– they got lots of juice!&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris chuckles and Emily laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, ''you'' can have it…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't need to, uh, [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|''slobber'' all over myself]]… Especially in front of my, uh, &amp;quot;[[Gal-pal|lady friend]]&amp;quot;, here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''laughs politely''] Aww...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Duck|Do ya need a little bit more?]] [long pause] You can deal ''without''…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah– he doesn't usually eat the bread, so, uh, I'll take his- so, [[Obesity|I take his breadsticks]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm gonna go get some more water.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll be right back.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [unintelligible] share with him.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs politely]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I share with my wife. [unintelligible] She had to stay home today.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Does she do anything for a living or is she retired as well?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She's retired. She used to be a secretary. She worked for uh, General Power.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know, our nice power company, whatever they're called now... Dominion?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And uh, she worked for, um,[[Wikipedia:Circuit City|Circuit City]] for a while before she retired.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well good thing she's gone- she got out of Circuit City before they started going downhill.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well they were going downhill [unintelligible] retired.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh really?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, [''unintelligible''] got retirement. She didn't retire 'til, a couple- three years ago. She's younger than I am... everybody is!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But she's younger than I am, but uh [pause] [unintelligible] she uh worked [''Chris comes back''] She loves that band there, over there. I like the band there. She loves that. Grey Street. Grey Street. [''a Dave Matthews Band [[parody|tribute]]'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you know where Grey Street is over there? Do you uh, Do you know where the Burger King is over there by BP is?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles''] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible, Emily is laughing as he says it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The [[Burger King]] is on Price Street.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I-I'm an engineer [''unintelligible''] uh, Main, uh, what you would call Main Street.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; VCU is all back in [pause] all back in here like this,&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] and downtown Richmond is this way.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [says something about [[Pokémon]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He loooves Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, we used to come down here for the Pokémon League or uh [''unintelligible''] Yeah, I remember that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well VCU is-is you is-is here. Well all around in here, they're everywhere, but fifth Avenue is over there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And Grey Street is three blocks, all the way through there like this where the lower side of VCU is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And they got all their little restaurants and their little stores and things like that and they're all along Grey Street.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And where his mother lived for about twenty years was right about here... On Grey Street.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, by the way you know I have eaten with uh, chopsticks before.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; See there?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That may be kind of hard with a fork and a knife. [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Heh heh heh hey that's close enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can't...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well while we were over there in Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sorry, are you a little bit [[Ching Chong|Chinese or Asian or Japanese]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nuh-uh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think it's just from wearin' glasses.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I think it's just the glasses... And the dark hair. [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My best friend over there was Reverend Chen of the Korean Church.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And this is in Chesterfield County.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. And he was from [[Wikipedia:Seoul|Seoul]], Korea, and I was in Seoul for about a year. Went in about the time he was born.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But he was my best friend over there, and I used to spend talking with and talking to. Because he was really interested in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmhm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I'm really world oriented, and my favorite institution is the United Nations.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think they're the answer to everything we got in this world... but... [''delayed pause''] We went to the Korean church while we were over there in Chesterfield County when he was in school. I tell you, that's where picked up the chopsticks.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [Starts talking but is cut off by Chris.]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They gave me, they gave me [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|my Bible]] that I used in my Sundays- days... when I graduated from [[High School]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is it part, like, in the other language? Or-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; and &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, only English, okay. I know there's some that have like two different languages in it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it's a [[Honor roll|King England- It's a King England Bible]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And what they do in the Church, they-they [trails off quietly]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; King's English, whatever it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''still quiet, hard to hear''] ...Korean.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's all Korean language, except for a few of 'em. And then they had like, a wireless [''unintelligible''], those little earphones, where you could hear the translation.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It was kind of neat, I-I enjoyed it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, everybody was able to bring their own food and we'd get to sample it for uh-, and we'd get to have a nice lunch meal every Sunday there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] You like [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|spicy food]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I like- I like spicy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What I was gonna say, uh, [[Wikipedia:Kimchi|kimchi]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Go away, you know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] Too spicy for you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it's too spicy for me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sounding it out''] Kim-chi, hm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, uh, like they told me if anything that's red, forget it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Except your spaghetti sauce, right Dad?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They didn't have spaghetti sauce, no they watched that to me, they gave me that more bland stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. [''chuckles'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I even-I-I-I even had my own special fork.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If it was me I can handle spicy, seriously, I can even probably even handle the kid-the kid- the kimchi, what he said.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's- that's-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can't handle spicy food that well, it upsets my stomach.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I like jalapeño a little bit&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [chuckles]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -a little jalapeño. I love [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hah, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''something more about jalapeños, followed by silence''] Yeah, they told me anything that was red, don't pick it up.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''laughs politely'']&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bob on World News (0:44:47–0:51:00)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I miss Reverend Chen, he was- he was really interested in learning about the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And he didn't have much of a chance-[''hard to hear''] and we- we'd sit there and talk, at [[McDonald's]]- &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; every morning, for 2 to 3 hours, and just go through ''[[Wikipedia:The Washington Post|The Washington Post]]'', page by page, you know, just learning about the world&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good. I wish I could, like, pick up the newspaper and read more. I mean I pick up, like, our [[:File:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|school newspaper]] and that's about it, but I mean when it comes to world events I read some of the articles, but I mean some of them I just can't get into.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it's a new thing on TV.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; At least we have it here on Comcast... I don't know what you have though.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not sure what-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not sure what-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, it's a program on public television, it's really a station here, we have three different stations, [''unintelligible''] and one of them's called World News. [''says call sign''], World News.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't think we have that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, they uh-they have uh English translations of everything on it, but they have programs that originate all over the world. [unintelligible] So you see how [[Molvanîa|the rest of the world]] looks at [[United States of America|the U.S.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So you see what they're saying about us and what's going on over there. Half the time I find out things that are happening in the United States, that somebody in Germany or [[Molvanîa|Russia]] or [[China]] or in [[Anime|Japan]]-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs] That's always nice.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that's one of my my favorite stations, and they have it here. I-it's a public radio sponsored thing, but it's called World View.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; W.V.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think my school has that, I'm not sure, I might have not never noticed or anything like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well they might have it, because it's very educational.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I like watching Discovery Channel.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I watch Discovery, and World Discovery Science, and World History, and-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah there's lots to see on TV. In fact, uh, I can give you a tip that you can pass along. Christian thought of it. He came up with it, believe it or not. He taught himself to read. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh he could really read, by turning on the closed captions on the TV.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wow, that's-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's go-that's clever!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I keep telling everybody I know including all these learning Ph.D.'s, and psychologists,&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And everybody, you know [''unintelligible''] you got a kid that's [[Autism|all wired up]], [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Turn on the closed captions, [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] and they learn how to read!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;But they won't listen to me, I'm just an 81 year old fogey!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But he came up with-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you know they'll come up with it and someone else will take the credit for it later on.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] I don't think it really matters, but he came up with it &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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[Bob fades into background noise]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...I thought it was such a phenomenally good idea. [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well he-he's got a photographic memory.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But I think those were the [[autism]] a little bit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I got an audio memory too. [''apparently they were talking about him'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Cause he can, you ever heard of, um ''Mario World''?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [chuckles]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chimes in to correct, [[Autism|sounds a bit upset]]''] He's talking about ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario World|Super Mario World]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well in three days, he-he [''unintelligible stuttering''] killed [[Wikipedia:Bowser|King Koopa]]. I can't get off of ''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi's Island|Yoshi's Island]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] I'm not very good at those games either. [''more laughing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The reason he is, is cause he can remember all those different moves.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's like taking a picture, [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] I reckon I wanna know about that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'll tell you one thing, you've got pretty face. [''not a mistake'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Aww, thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She looks like [[Wikipedia:Marcie|Margie]], doesn't she?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She looks like Margie.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What you mean the ''[[Peanuts]]'' character Margie?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know Margie?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs again'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh...no. [''cuts off Bob with more laughter from Emily''] No, I'd say if anything she uh, wait a minute I'm trying to...I'm trying to figure it out. Um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She doesn't look like Peppermint Patty.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I'd say, uh, you compare when-when tied up there, you look more like, uh Rei from PGSM.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, [pause] she's one of my favorite characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You like [[Wikipedia:Sailor Mars|Sailor Mars]], [''lame voice''] Flame Sniper!&lt;br /&gt;
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[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who's your favorite character?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Um, with the exception of uh Usagi and [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Chibi-Usa]]. I like, uh, Ami.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Any particular reason, like?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [chuckle] Well, I don't know it's just like you know&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Cause she's smart?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And uh also, I think it's, I think also it's the blue hair, I'm not sure.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you like blue?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, blue is my favorite color, what's your favorite color?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I like [[Pickle|green]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You like green. I guess you like Jupiter.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, sort of. [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''apparently doing a horrendous impression of [[Wikipedia:Sailor Jupiter|Sailor Jupiter]]''] Jupi-tahhh!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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[''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [clears throat] [to Bob]You know, if you uhh, if uhh, you moved, uh, the car, you'd- you'd be all right by yourself at this point, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I been takin' care of myself for eighty-one years!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] Aww.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, it's like, uhh you know, if you, uhh, don't feel like sitting around any more, we can go, uhh, walk and talk.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't want to leave him by himself. I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He's all right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Will you be here at the mall very much longer, or...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I dunno.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, if he's here by the time we get back, he'll be here for that much longer.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can stick around, but I'm slow.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, he's slow.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I like to eat slow, [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|I don't gobble my food]] [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Bear Band (0:51:01–0:55:23)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -enjoy it, savor it-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know I taste my food and savor it as well. At least my first bite.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''laughs''] [''unintelligible''] Even faster than you!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; After that it's [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah but by the way, you know it's on one of my shirts. It's on [[Chris and fashion|my favorite]] shirt, you know, the one I draw myself in often.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, OK.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I felt it was appropriate for uh, being my first female [[Sonichu]] fan...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''interrupts with a laugh''] Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ... have come a long distance.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Thank you. Anyway, where do you want to walk off to?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, you know, uh, anywhere in the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; All those exciting things around the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, doesn't look... [[Duck|it's not very big]]. [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I have. I wish it was two story, like Regency Square.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Where's that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's in Chest'field County.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, it's not in [''???'']...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs over Bob'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...County. It's close [''inaudible''] It's across the river.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{anchor|Christopher}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] ...That's that big shopping center over in north, north-west side of Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh. I've never heard of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:BearsteinbyChris.jpg|right|thumb|Regency Square Bear Band]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and it has a Bear Band there... that's uh, where I got...that's where I learned about &amp;quot;Christian&amp;quot; and got my name changed from &amp;quot;Christopher&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;Christian.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How come none of your fans know about it?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; For one I didn't share it arou- didn't talk about it very much.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When he was born... I was too chicken to name him &amp;quot;Christian.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wow.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I was too... so I named him &amp;quot;Christopher.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But I really wanted to name him &amp;quot;Christian.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And so, when he was... what? Seven or eight years old...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...we were over at Regency Square...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I think his photo...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...at [[Christmas]] time. And they had this automated Bear Band.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like... they had bear characters that were playing instruments, and one of them was conducting and singing.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And...but underneath there was this old man fella talking, and he had a camera, so he could see who he was talking to. And he [''inaudible''] talking with that Bear.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And he was, um... well, we saw he was British, or had a British accent anyway. But he was talking to Christopher. And he asked Chris-he asked uh, Chris his name. He said &amp;quot;Christopher,&amp;quot; but he misunderstood.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And he thought he said Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So he started calling him Christian.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Over there... at the mall.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Guess he liked that, and uh, so later we got- later we got... later we did all the paperwork.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Made it official, changed it from-from &amp;quot;Christopher&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;Christian.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well at least he got the name that you wanted to give him.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah I know. But...and then Christian came along with later and confided in me like he does sometimes...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [awkward laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...sometimes, that he had so much- too many [[stress|problems]] here in [[Greene County]], north of here where we live.&lt;br /&gt;
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[loud cough, probably Chris]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's a little small county 'n rural. Got... maybe 10,000 people in there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's about ten... yeah, about ten miles up the road.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, uh... he had so much trouble over the school system there. They tried to put him in an institution for years. For years I fought 'em in court.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I kept winning and winning and winning, but finally I took him to Richmond to go to school...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...to get him away from...them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I spent seven years over there with him in a townhouse while his mother was working over here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, um...anyway, he confided in me one day after we changed his name.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He was all, &amp;quot;I really wanted to change my name to uh, to be a Christian as a new life in Chesterfield County...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We left Christopher over there with those people in Greene County.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but then here's the [unintelligible] I thought...I real-I realized, uh, later after we came back to our [[Ruckersville]] home here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh...yeah, um...after we came back I started hearing Christopher, like you know, Christopher Thorndyke from ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'', at least.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's like... it's like- like you know...at the same time it's like th-those...it's like the past spirit of Christopher saying [''high-pitched voice''] &amp;quot;You should change your name!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Anyway, we're still... we're still back in the same house, you know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] programmed... I had an interesting life...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris's card game history (0:55:24–0:59:24)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] Now I can play around... [''Chris talks over him'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Well actually, uh, also you know, [''inaudible; possibly 'brace yourself for the history of how it originally started'.''] [coughs] In Chesterfield County in 1998.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; In the February [[1998|'98]] issue of ''[[Nintendo Power]]'', uh... they had the p- the had the uh, they had the Char- they had the Charmeleon Pokémon card from the first base set.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Two months...yeah, like a month or two after that, over by the [[Books-A-Million]] I signed up for the Pok... I uh, with...uh...within that time I uh learned to play the game after I picked up some cards from the deck. Then I went to the Poké- I started going to the Pokémon league over there, at the Books-a-Million.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob or possibly a bystander:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh my god.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Then we moved back to Ruckersville, uh, been around, uh, went to Pokemon League over at, uh, [[Toys|Toys &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; Us]], then uh [''inaudible, sounds like &amp;quot;The End&amp;quot;.'], and uh, finally over at [[The Game Place|The, uh, Game Place]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But then they [[Banned|kicked me out]], uh, last... June of last year.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Was that at the Toys &amp;quot;R&amp;quot; Us or, uh, the End...?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, they don't...they don't do that anymore [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You could always, like, go back to those places, I mean, maybe they've...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...got other [[card games]] that you can play.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well [clears throat] I think why- also why one of the reasons why I decided to go back to playing ''[[Eye of Judgment]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm going to the online tournament that's like starting today.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you gonna...are you joining? Or...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it's basically all I have to do is go online and play against...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...oh... uh... against opponents like around the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. Nothing hard. [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You play him, you'll probably win.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, if I get... if I get within the top 100 I win the free promo cards they're off- offering.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, what do you... what do you get if you win like first place, do you know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A title.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A title? [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep. A title. If I don't go-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Why don't-no money or anything like that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, but...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...you know, at least I get the free promo cards.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I'd-I'd just as soon get the cards than the title, but if I get the title, then that's just plain dumb luck right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|that one time]] you won what, $500 worth of stuff?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yeah, I-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yeah, uh, four hunnerdollar gamecar- [[GameStop]] gift card from that ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' gift card.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yeah! I voted for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] You're welcome.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But he won.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I mean I shared it with my church's congre-my church congregation.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well what did you spend your portion... did you spend some of it on yourself?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, yeah, I spent it on myself. I got some [[Wii]] games for myself, ''Country Music'' and ''[[RuleCWC|Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, you were popular at the church.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You gave...you gave about 10 or 15 games away, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, no, it wasn't-it wasn't like 10 or 15, I'd say it's more like, uh, five or eight.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Five or eight.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but you know the top three, you know, the uh... three of the children over there, they uh, they requested from me, they appre-they appreciated it so much they gave me... made this little tree for me and little ah-ah-ah branches...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And put like the... they put like fun little ornaments, like you know, like you know twist-tie- you know, twist-ties...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...and the uh... shoot, what is it?... pipe cleaner.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm. Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''unintelligible''] pipe cleaner, paper butterflies, pa-paper hearts and pa- uh, used paper clips...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...and wrote their names on the... on the card there. It was... a nice little gesture.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; For, you know, appreciation and the fact that I was shar-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that was very nice for you to do that and for them to thank you like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How about sending me a copy of your publication... of your [[Sonichu Girls]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What was that again?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; About sending me a copy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I might join. I guess I'd have to change my...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -[[Tomgirl|gender]], wouldn't I?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How would you feel about your dad being a Sonichu Girl?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He could be a... he could be an honorary Sonichu Guy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How about that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, that'll work.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You gotta tell me what's going on.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You don't know what's going on.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's basically girl chatter amongst the four of us, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Girls (0:59:26–1:05:21)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I like to see the girls talk. I listened to girls talk a lot back in high school because I have my wide circle of [[gal-pal]]s...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...between my high-school years and also my elementary-school years. And also I didn't live my young life. In my neighborhood I was pretty much the only guy in the neighborhood.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs] Well then, lucky for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[JERKS|All the other guys]] are jealous.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''pause''] Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; My favorite girl, I guess, on the TV – aside from your mother, who's not on TV – my favorite girl.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Wikipedia:Shirley Temple|Shirley Temple]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, that was back when I was a kid [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, but [[Pedofork|you do like Shirley Temple a lot]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And uh, uh this is one that's on uh... MSNBC if you watch that. On the NBC Money channel.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Name is [[Wikipedia:Erin Burnett|Erin Burnett]]. She is a smart girl. She hosts a lot of it. She's been...already been to Russia and Asia already. She must be...no more than 25? She is very smart. She impresses me, she's a really smart girl. Not a brunette, [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know about [''inaudible'']. [[Kacey|Flakey blondes]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you like blondes?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I like blondes. But, you know, it's so... [[Women's rights|that's so stereotypical]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...to call 'em flakey cause they're not all flakey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, they're not. No way.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Like you know Pamela Anderson is very smart. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...just to name one at least. She wrote the book, ''Star''.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [[Wikipedia:Paris Hilton|Paris Hilton]] also wrote a book, too.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Have you ever read that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No I no-I haven't even heard of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, yeah. She wrote her own book.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's cool. [''pause''] I think Britney Spears wrote a book too, didn't she?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [[Britney Spears]] is really smart. Even though people like, diss her blah blah blah saying, but she's pretty intelligent.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. So anyway, there you go. Three blondes, right there, that are sexified [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmm... I guess that's why he would be uh, he would-it's one reason he was attracted to my mom, is she reminds him of Marcie, you know?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I guess she kind of turned him off being Marcie-ish,&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; being a Marcie type yourself. I mean...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She looked like [[Wikipedia:Elizabeth Taylor|Liz Taylor]] then.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Everybody thought she was Liz Taylor.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. By the way, uh Emily, how old did you say you were again?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm nineteen.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nineteen.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I started hi- I started college.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, you started college as a journalist.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Something I'd like- I don't want to really, you know, go for a degree where, you know, I won't be happy with it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''pause'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] No, you keep writing...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Then you look at it, and put it down for a day or two.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Then you decide [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There's a... in my creative writing class what we do sometimes is that we write one line each day for a story, and just, every day we just write a different line, and eventually like after maybe a month or two, you know, it's supposed to be a story.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] But then, you pick it up and lay it down, you pick it up and look at it again...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...and each time you little minute corrections.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mild corrections. But that's the way to do it. And if you don't try, you don't-you don't gain nothing [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You gotta keep trying. You know, you don't give up... who knows, some [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|crazy bear]] might come along and call you &amp;quot;Christian.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] What?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] silly bear might come along and call you &amp;quot;Christian,&amp;quot; right?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. [''pause''] No, I don't think so. I don't think a-I don't think a British bear could confuse &amp;quot;Emily&amp;quot;...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I don't-there's no other name that really sounds like Emily.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible] there was a writer named [[Wikipedia:Emily Dickinson|Emily]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Virgin with rage|Emily Dickinson]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, Emily Dickinson.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I couldn't even remember...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|I just slipped]]- [[Semen|it just came up]]. That was the only Emily I could think of who was a writer at the time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There's probably a lot of Emilys I'm sure.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; His mother keeps tellin' me- [''Chris talks over him'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; His mother keeps tellin' me I got more dibs though [''unintelligible''].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Emily Julia Schifflet.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's her full name, Dad.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is it Schifflet?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; and &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; simultaneously: Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well now I want you to know something. If you were in Greene County, they'd welcome you with open arms.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because Schifflet... and what's the other name up there? Uh, two- two names basically in Greene County. One of 'em's Schifflet, and... Marks, is the other one&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And it was Marks, or Schifflet your native tongue.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Betcha got lotsa relatives up there and don't even know it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I have a lot of, um, a lot of family, but I don't know most of them. I stick with my parents and maybe a few aunts.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Where do they live?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What was that again?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, where do your parents live?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, they live up in West Virginia too. They moved up there as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; They moved up there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mhm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] wild wonderful weather.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, they don't have...they-they wanna let me go on my own, really. [''pause''] [''Chris talks over her'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You took a big step.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't trust them, either.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] we've been to a lot of parks. I keep telling him now that he's young and I'm old, and why don't he take me to [[McIntire Park|the park]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He-he won't do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''clears throat'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Listen to him.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I think it ought to be ['inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''high-pitched''] Do you agree with that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I spent twenty-seven years of my life with you, why can't you spend twenty-seven years of your life with me?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Basketball and a fateful trip (1:05:23–1:14:22)===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Because, [''unintelligible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not gonna live that long, I know.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''awkward laugh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I spend time with you, Dad. Like I spend time with you now when you [''inaudible''] wanted to meet Emily. Before uh, you know, when you leave, uh, leave-leave us alone and let us do our talking.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wanna go home and watch some [[Bionic|basketball]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's something to do right there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. And I'll see what's goin' on...[''inaudible''] the [[Wikipedia:National Collegiate Athletic Association|NCAA]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't watch a lot of sports, really.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] You don't watch that either?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't really watch sports. I mean, I sometimes will with some of my friends, but I can't really get into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, and I was actually a manager-slash-waterboy in my freshman year of Man-at [[Manchester High School]]'s varsity basketball team.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Were you good at it? Did you say you were- you played basketball?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, a little bit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you good?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'm fair.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, you know I was...I-pl-...y-you know my freshman year I manager and waterboy for the varsity basketball team.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''P.A. system faintly in background'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Good, cause I think I'm gonna go home.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, dad, well you have a safe trip.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You can do whatever you want, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Whatever time Emily wants to spend with you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I can't stay too much longer. I have to get going back to co-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Headin' back to West Virginia tonight?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You are, huh? What is the drive... four-hour, five-hour drive?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; About five-hour drive.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm a little too old for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''short laugh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, especially since I was young enough for takin' [''stammers''] the eight-hour round trip total drive.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He-he drove to Cleveland and back on the same day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I...vaguely heard about that. What-what happened?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He got stupid and drove up there to try to meet [[Julie|somebody]] and they weren't there. He took off and we didn't even know about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I left them a note.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, OK.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But, uh, he got up there and got back, same day. I can't imagine driving... I can't even fly to Cleveland and fly back in the same day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] Di-did you have a good drive at least? Was it...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...relaxing a little bit?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, if you went-he went up from here over to pick up the Interstate 81, and he went up and picked up the Pennsylvania Turnpike...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...and he went up and picked up the Ohio Turnpike... and locked himself out of his car.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; How did you lock yourself out of your car?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I had my keys in there at the t-toll booth.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh? How did you get them out? You had to call like the locksmith or something?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, fortunately, uh, one of the uh, people at-people over at that toll booth had [[Wikipedia:American Automobile Association|AAA]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, OK. So they were able to help you out.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] mother [''inaudible''] cross the street [''inaudible''], and here he is at the Ohio state line.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; W-we didn't sleep very well that day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I can imagine.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Finally he got home, about three o'clock in the morning, and he left at, what...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Five-thirty.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Six o-Six o'clock in the morning?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Five-thirty.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] find anybody till we came back.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, at least I didn't get killed.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. I think I [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] We were worried about that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hm-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I had money for gas and food.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He's never driven over fifty miles out of town before.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well that was an adventure for me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] Bet that was an experience.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep. But I had my [[PSP]] with me to play uh, music on the trip. I had a novel with uh, long driving. Recently [''unintelligible''] paradise.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Fortunately, he was checking in with us on his cell phone, every once in a while so we could [''inaudible''] [[money]]...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, so you knew he was going to O-Ohio.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; He left us a note.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...detailed note.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; With maps and everything.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; A copy of the map...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...I got from Mapquest.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; When he left... you'll never believe it, when he left home he had about ten dollars in his pocket.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I had-I had forty.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I had forty dollars. I had forty dollars plus ten dollars in my pocket. Forty dollars came from my birthday money.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That wouldn't even-that wouldn't even take care of the toll [''inaudible''] turnpike.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I didn't expect that toll to be eleven dollars, on the first round!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Really? Eleven dollars for a toll booth?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. Th-th-they give you a card at one checkpoint, then when you get to the next checkpoint, depending on the distance-depending on uh, how far it was from that checkpoint...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, OK.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...from one tollbooth to the next.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wherever you get off, then you gotta pay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, OK.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You'd never been-never been on a toll road before.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''talks over Bob''] Yeah that was a new ex-that was something new for me to learn.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've never had to pay for a toll booth with about a dollar. [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well you can get on and fill it out, and drive all the way to the Ohio line.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Pittsburgh. I guess they charge you twenty, twenty-five dollars for that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Dang.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But he got on in the middle, in a place called [[Wikipedia:Breezewood, Pennsylvania|Breezewood]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You've probably heard of Breezewood. It's up there... just-just northeast of uh, West Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And, uh, yeah and you go to Breezewood and hang a left. I thought he-I thought he was up here in the valley.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Couple hundred miles away and then he was at the Ohio state line.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''short laugh'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That was some day for us. We were a little worried. Then he-then he started back. We were led to believe that he was about three hundred -about two hundred miles away.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Turns out he was just outside of Ohio, Cleveland, when he called.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; At least you were able to get back safely.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know how he did it. Three o'clock in the morning, I'd have been numb. I wouldn't have been able to.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm sure [''inaudible''] at night.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well I got bet-I got [[Pedo-Glasses|better eyesight]] than he does.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] mine keeps going downhill, little bit at a time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Thing called old age and [[David Alan Chandler|glaucoma]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, plus consi-plus considering [[video games]]... training, a lot of video game time I've logged in over my lifetime.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And uh, see going through the many types of, like, games, playing [[ModNation Racers|racing]], and RPG...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...and all, and the [[Sonichu Adventure|adventures]] and all that...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But it's like, it's only helpful when you have the directions from Mapquest, and uh, you can uh, find a world map of the uh, east-of the we-of the eastern coast of the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Which is really Virginia. And uh, Ohio in the road I was- the route I was taking, it was directed from that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Which I highlighted with a blue marker.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I have to admit, I did something just about as dumb when I was a kid.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, you did something dumb?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah I did. Well, I'd already been to Korea and back. When I was in Korea, like I said, before the Korean War.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I'd always spent my time with the army, well I was in school.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I had a friend that was in Auburn, down in Alabama, way down there, you know.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And um, I had a friend [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; ...in the Army. So, [[Christmas]] break, Christmas time, right. I didn't have anywhere to go. I decided to hitchhike.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah. While I was in the Army, I spent nine months in New York anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I went to Fort [''???''] and I'd gone up to New York City every weekend. But, for about nine months, well I knew the place like the back of my hand.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Mm-hmm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No wonder I was risky enough to take a- I was adventurous enough to take such a trip.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Semen|I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him]] while he was taking that trip!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, so dumb me, I thought I could hitchhike to-to [[Clyde Cash|New Jersey]]...now this was like the middle of December.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Warm in Alabama but not in New Jersey.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I got there, and then I had to stay a couple weeks-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''interrupting''] And by the way you know...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -then I ran out of money-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You know that-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -and then I had to try to-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; -find-to fi-to get back to my way home.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Just to let you know, uh, went up to Cleveland, uh, Cleveland was kind of like, uh, run down. I thought, Jersey probably looks better.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; By comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I've done [[Barbara|dumb things]] too.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''talking over and interrupting Bob''] There you go. He went to a bad town...he went to a bad slummy [[Honor roll|town called Jersey,]] I went to a bad slummy town called Cleveland.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I've been to Cleveland too, I know Cleveland well.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, well...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I me-I me-I mean he took the stupid long trip to Jersey, I took the stupid long trip to see Cleveland.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And I was hitchhiking, and you were in the car. It was different. It used to be safe to walk.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And you can't even hitchhike places today.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Nowadays you can't do that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I wouldn't even try to thumb a ride if I was, like, drunk down the side of the road!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, you don't know who's gonna stop! [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, I'll see you later. You have a good trip.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Don't go to sleep. If you get sleepy, pull over.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK, don't worry, I will.&lt;br /&gt;
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===A walk to remember (1:14:23–1:21:43)===&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris and Emily awkwardly leave Bob who continues to ramble as they clomp off through the mall.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#545454&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Bob:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Take care.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright come on, Emily, let's, let's walk…&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Bob babbles on about sending something.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... okay, you can show me around the mall…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay! Here's our… heights… You… you come to just about my uh, eyeline.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''nervous tittering'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[''They walk quietly for a moment as Chris mutters something quietly.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sigh''] So where you li… where do you usually like to go shopping at when you're at a shopping center?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''impatiently''] [[Rosechu|Clothes stores]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, uh, they have a number of clothing stores in, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; …a J.C. Penney and a Sears, among other places that uh, more name brands…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah a lot of the stores here are, if you take a look, take a look at the prices and they're pretty expensive.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... Yeah... but, you know, they used to ha- they used to have a KB [[Toys]] here and I- that's where I did my- ten thous- dol... [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes|my thousand dollar shopping spree]] I won, uh... back in, uh... the... Sonic, the Adventures- around the ''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog''?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That sweepstakes, you might have remembered me talking about that…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; …you might remember that, uh, news clip…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah! [[DVD|I've seen-I've seen it.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris nervously takes a few steps.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Wow.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're like… I'm sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''nervous laughter'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm just kinda fascinated like… you're just pleasant- it's like… a character from ''PGSM'' or somebody else came all the way from Japan- just leapt out of my television!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''nervous laughter''] No I'm definitely all American.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're all American.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'm an all American.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay- so it's just- it's just your eyes that are deshe- [[Chris and English|decepting]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... [''shameless subject change''] So what's your favorite store here?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah it's, it's- currently, since they took away the toy store- uh- either- I think it's- I would say it's mostly GameStop, but I also go to the bookstore or Sears, or even the Spencer's that's down on the other side of the mall. And they used to have an FYE here, which was a Suncoast before- before- they all merged and became an FYE, but then they closed that to make the next [''unintelligible''] business here.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What's down the other way… cause I've been… I came down this way, but I haven't been down that way.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, we'll go down that way! Alright. I hope- Hope you don't mind me sticking around your left side…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''bravely''] Oh that's [laughs] Okay, that's fine!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''chuckles''] [[Megan|I mean, I guess I should keep my hands to myself and behave, right?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, you should probably do that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean, I'm just trying to be friendly.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''nervous laughter'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Megan|But, you know, not- but you know I'm respectful- touch you gently on the shoulder or the back-]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''vomitously''] Yeah…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean at least I'm not that guy from ''[[Anime|Inuyasha]]'' that... [''chucklingly''] always tries to [[Homos|go for the bum]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''vomitously''] Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Heh-heh, that's funny. Always get slapped in the face, he does.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I forget his name, I think it's Mamoru, or something like that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... it's [[Wikipedia:List of Inuyasha characters#Miroku|Miroku]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''talking over her''] Do you watch ''Inuyasha''? Yeah, Miroku, that was it, you hi- you actually hit it on the head right there…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Emily awkwardly walks several steps.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [delaying] Is that the… food court there?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah that's basically the food court.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; OK...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah it use- it used to have McDonald's here-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; …soooo many years ago across from the GameStop there, back when it was called Babbage's…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And then between them and Suncoast was FuncoLand and Software Etc. and they all merged into a Ga- they all merged into GameStop.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh... never heard about that…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... I'm sh- I'm sh- I'm sure you must've at least noticed those game stores back in your youth-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... I play video games sometimes, but not very often...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Salesman:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE HARAAGARALABHGH.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, no thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No thank you! Yeah... right over- see- where that PacSun, that's where PacSun used to be, where I met [[Anna McLerran]]-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh yeah... I've… I've heard of her as well…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is she still around?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No she, uh- moved to uh, Utah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Utah…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; She's a Mormon. I later found that out after I met her. But we cam- but we- but we could became good friends and I gave her, uh, you know, gave her a going away/birthday party before she left for Utah…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh-huh!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; On her twentieth birthday… and actually her- actual- and actually her friends, uh, her friends and I got together and put together the party. [''emphatically''] I k- I bought the cake.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, that's nice of you… and… there was also Megan. Do you still keep in contact with her?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah uh... no, not-no-n-n-not... haven't been in touch with her for a long time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ever since she moved to another state.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh... did she move to Utah too?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, no, I don't think she moved to Utah, I don't even remember where she moved to.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; But you know, sometimes, uh, y'know... sometimes I dream I'm back- [''unintelligible''] I'm back in uh, Manchester High, you know, I get to see all my- all my old s- c- all my old friends… there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sometimes I even see [[Megan]] and [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|John]] in there… John's her brother…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, okay...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Can you believe that, attending Manchester High like I was back then,&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [small laughter]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; …but yet they never went- they never been- they never been to Manchester High, neither of them. Isn't that… kinda funny?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''slightly sarcastically''] Yeah... that is kinda funny!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... FYE was over there…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh... I guess it's becoming a LensCrafters?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I guess… anyway here's the Spencer's.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; If you like looking at the, uh, naughty stuff-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [quickly] No, I'm not into that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Not yet anyway! [laughs]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [nervous laughter]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Ah, but you might. But you know, it's mostly humorous, anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... well... doesn't look like there's anything down here…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... not much… not much to look at. The- the toy store was around here in this neck of the woods…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh... well I gotta get going soon, it's gonna be a long drive!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Long drive…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well I hope, uh, you at least, uh, keep the memories, uh , we've shared…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I'll walk you to your car, if you want…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I'll probably have to go to the bathroom first… [[Women's rights|it's that time of the month]]…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, when you're on your, uh, period…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... [''nervous laughter'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, you know, aside from the, uh, first time, uh, meeting, this first meeting, uh, how do you feel about me? In general…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're a really nice guy!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Thank you…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know why like, people pick on you and all that…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, they should get to know me in person…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I mean I'm a gentleman, I behave… behave…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''steering the beast''] Have you been into any of these stores over here?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Meet the Pickle (1:21:44–1:25:29)===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pickleman emily.png|thumb|150px|The Pickle Man makes his move.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, remember that we'd meet up right here? Uh, yeah, so, um, you wouldn't want to go see ''Watchmen'', would you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh... no.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I haven't seen that movie.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''shocked''] Uh... any particular reason why you're dressed up like that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Not in particular.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Come on, Emily.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey, hey, maybe the lady wants to go with me. Huh, ya want to go see ''Watchmen''? Lots of, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [gloating] Why, what's wrong?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''At this point, you can hear &amp;quot;Whenever You Need Somebody&amp;quot; by [[Chris Chan Update 24 September 2008|Rick Astley]] playing over the mall speakers in the background.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The man in the [[pickle]] suit… a- it's apparent this guy's amongst the… [[trolls]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; 'Scuse me?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What's a tro...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Passerby:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Sir--sir, what ''are'' you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm a pickle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Passerby:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're a ''pickle!'' I love pickles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah? Pickles are pretty cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Passerby:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And who are you advertising with?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm not really advertising.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Passerby:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're just dressed up as a pickle?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Just bored.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Dressed as a pickle to HAUNT ME.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Excuse me? I don't even know you.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Passerby:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You're just bored?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yep!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [questioningly] You don't even know me… are you sure… have you-do you have [[Internet]] access?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Lots of people have Internet access.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you know [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I do not.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Do you know about [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No, I do not. [''turning to Emily''] Want to go see ''Watchmen''?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''stress sighs''] No, no, no, she's with-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; …she's h- she's headed over to- she's heading back to her home town.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, ''Watchmen'' would be pretty cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, it would be pretty cool!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, alright, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Let's go see it!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, cool.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''to Emily as they turn to leave together''] You've probably seen ''Watchmen'' [''he refers to the novel''], haven't you?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''answering the question meant for Emily as he is clearly left behind''] I've heard of ''Watchmen''…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs at Chris'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah!&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Rick Astley is audible in the background again'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible, but clearly saying something to the effect that he doesn't like the Pickle Man'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''gloating''] What's wrong with him?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; SOMETHING. You like pickles?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah... I do not like pickles.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No pickles?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; And also particularly a guy in a pickle suit who tricked me on the Internet pretending that he was [[Blanca]]!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There's nothing wrong with him!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Who's Blanca?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''[[stress sigh]]s/grunts'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; There's nothing wrong with him! See, he's a nice guy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Well, alright. [''small voiced, stressed as he moves closer to Emily'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I-I think you're making the lady a little-uncomfortable there, Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''stress sighs''] I'm sorry, Emily.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; It's ok... I think I have… to go to the bathroom now…&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, go change my tampon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh boy. [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible''] …but I guess I do now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''attempting to brush him off''] OK, well it was nice meeting you… maybe we'll talk online or something.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah well… I kinda… [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''as they continue trying to walk away''] Well, we're going to go now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah well…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm going to the bathroom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, uh, either of- [''to Pickle Man''] you're not going where she's going…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uh, we're- we're leaving together.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Are you with her?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Now we are. We're going to go see ''Watchmen''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; No! N- no! She's going b- you gotta go back to West Virginia, don't you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; We're going to go see ''Watchmen'' first.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm kinda- just- gonna- ''Watchmen'' is not that long of a movie. [''Note: ''Watchmen'' is about 3 hours long.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''suddenly concerned for Emily''] Yeah, but you got a five-hour drive!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''dismissively''] It'll be okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[footsteps]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hmmm.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Going this way?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom. Tampon time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Pickle Man asks Chris a question]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Uhhhhhh... no.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''The Pickle Man and Chris indistinctly carry on a short dialogue. The Pickle Man seems to be asking Chris why he is following along, and Chris replies.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm just staying close to my friends...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, see ya!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Hiding out in the bathroom (1:25:29–1:29:34)===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''There is a long lacuna as Emily hides from Chris in the bathroom.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Passerby:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [inaudible]...[[Chris and fashion|very fashionable looking]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, thank you!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#000000&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Passerby:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; The mall should pay you for walking around.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Another long silence as Emily finally leaves the bathroom.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===A precious farewell (1:29:35–1:31:10)===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Pickleman web.jpg|thumb|150px|The Pickle Man tricked Chris again.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, you ready to go?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, my car's that way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, her car's… Your car's [''inaudible''] didn't you?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah, so did I.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh, you did?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Which Belk?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Tha- that way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh... I'm over there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh. [''continues walking alongside Pickle Man and Emily'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Chris… you don't need to walk me to my car.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okaaay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; This is… Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; So, you have yourself a safe trip back to uhh... West Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh... [''feigning cheerfulness''] okay! I might call you on Skype later.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay, you take care.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; You too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Hey… [''attempts to hug and kiss Emily'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''tries to avoid Chris''] No…N-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''talks over Emily''] I-I was gonna kiss... just on the cheek...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Overlaps with Chris''] N-no... no thank you! [''nervous laughter''] No thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''gives up''] Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, see you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, well you take care, be safe.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Alright, you too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Pickle Man and Emily walk away from Chris.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#4682B4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [yelling from a distance] HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''There is laughter from Pickle Man and Emily.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughing''] Mission accomplished!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Is he gone yet?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I don't know, let me look behind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Oh no he's leaving... I'm so sorry, I'm so so sorry. I'm so sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's okay! [''inaudible''] worse than me…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm so sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; That's okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''inaudible'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay... [''inaudible''] man in the pickle suit?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughing, says something about Clyde Cash'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''laughs''] Wait there… there's Frosty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Looks like he's gone now. I'm gonna go tell him what happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#009900&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Pickle Man:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CD5555&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Emily:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''presumably walking to see Frosty''] Yes! Still recording!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.mediafire.com/download/cp60dr0bpnwt6g6/Operation+Picklesuit+VIRGINia.wav Full audio]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://archive.org/details/operation-picklesuit-virginia The Full Audio on the Internet Archive]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmilySaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Historical Documents]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Emily Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Michael Snyder</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cilria2: added his birthdate&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Protip|It goes without saying that, despite Chris's mistaken beliefs, Michael Snyder is not Jewish, either in ethnicity or in faith.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than [[Borb|your fossilized parents]] could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child [[Creepy stare|creeping out]] all the other [[Pokémon|pokemon]] kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and contests|unsportsmanlike]] punk.|Michael Snyder, responding to Chris's [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Michael Snyder&lt;br /&gt;
| image = HNI 0022-cropped.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| size = 250px&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Michael John Snyder&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|day      = 29&lt;br /&gt;
|month    = 7&lt;br /&gt;
|year     = 1956&lt;br /&gt;
| aliases = Mike&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;TheRcholic&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|&amp;quot;Jew!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
| gender = [[MALE]]&lt;br /&gt;
| nationality = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
| race = White&lt;br /&gt;
| religion = Judaism (according to Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
| occupation = [[Manajerk]], [[The GAMe PLACe]] (to 2011)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Owner, Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (2011-2014)&lt;br /&gt;
| saga = {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Michael John &amp;quot;Mike&amp;quot; Snyder''' (Hebrew: מִיכָאֵל ג'ון „מייק“ שניידר) is one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s many enemies. He was the [[manajerk|manager]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]] (later known as Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys), a [[video games|game]] and [[Toys|hobby]] store that was in [[Charlottesville]]. Chris regularly caused trouble at the PLACe and was eventually permabanned in June [[2008]]. Based on his surname, Chris came to the incorrect conclusion that Snyder was Jewish; in actuality, &amp;quot;Snyder&amp;quot; is actually an Americanized version of either the Dutch surname &amp;quot;Snijder,&amp;quot; the German surname &amp;quot;Schneider,&amp;quot; or the Slavic surname &amp;quot;Šnajdr&amp;quot; (all of which translate to &amp;quot;tailor&amp;quot; in their respective languages).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=snyder Ancestry.com]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to his [[Naïve|misguided]] belief that he had genuine friends at the PLACe, Chris developed a burning hatred for Snyder over the years, describing him as a &amp;quot;bastard,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a &amp;quot;[[JERKS|jerk]],&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a &amp;quot;pigheaded, stubborn Jew,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;quot;cold-hearted and mean,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a &amp;quot;sonofabitch,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[May 2013 Facebook Posts|I have had more freedom when my father was alive]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and &amp;quot;[[pedofork|CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Damn Michael Snyder]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In June 2010, Chris had a [[Son-Chu|run-in]] with Snyder when he tried to take his picture at the PLACe, and on [[28 October 2011]] both Barb and Chris committed a more serious attack on him for which they were both convicted. [[Law|Legal]] punishment as well as the store's eventual closing have done nothing to check Chris's [[anger|rage]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being a major antagonist in Chris's eyes, Snyder was spared from being adapted into a Sonichu counterpart villain. This might have been because he didn't threaten the [[Love Quest]] or, more likely, [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu went on hiatus]] some time before Chris began developing further antipathy towards the store manager.&lt;br /&gt;
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__TOC__&lt;br /&gt;
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==At the GAMe PLACe==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, [[List of places that have banned Chris|Permanently]], After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.|[[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Chris, being his usual humble self.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's behavior at the GAMe PLACe offended the store's management in a number of ways. He slacked off on his (supposed) duty as a Pokémon gym leader, scared the children he played card games with, picked fights with other players, and let his [[race|racism]] and [[homos|homophobia]] shine. He also took his video game consoles into the store and hogged the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang [[Britney Spears]] songs during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]], and much more.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In April 2008, Chris's behavior got him a two-week ban from the store.&lt;br /&gt;
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The trigger for his permanent ban on 6 June [[2008]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;This date is arrived at by an analysis of Chris's letters to Katie Bay, Blanca, and his Game Place friends. Mimms' claim that the permanent ban took place in August does not hold up.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was a shouting match with a black kid. It was on that day that Mike permanently banned Chris from the store; although, as Mimms claimed, he &amp;quot;was looking for any reason to ban him at this point.&amp;quot; Michael himself later recalled in a response to one of Chris's videos, &amp;quot;I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even [[2000|10 years ago]] you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene County Conspiracy#Michael Snyder's reply]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Predictably, Chris did his best to appeal his permaban. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce rejoinder by his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication was that Chris would never be allowed back into the store.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Years of hatred==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville… [[Destruction Of Chris's House|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris|[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], February 2011}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Snider.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's impression of Michael Snyder with spider-like (and stereotypically Jewish, apropos of Chris's anti-Semitic outburst) attributes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|right|thumb||Chris at war with Michael.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has given many different explanations for why he was banned, but has never believed it was justified. In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris claimed that he had been thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. It was in this month, according to Chris, that Michael Snyder forced him to stop hogging the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of kids to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry, and snatched a card box to write &amp;quot;Michael Snyder Loves the 'F' out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]&amp;quot; on it. This so-called &amp;quot;Wii incident,&amp;quot; Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw which precipitated the ban. This account is [[List of Chris's Lies|almost certainly false]]; apart from contradicting Mimms' more objective account, Chris predictably tried to paint himself as getting one up on Snyder, and assumed that Mike would know or care who Mary was.&lt;br /&gt;
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On another occasion, however, Chris claimed that &amp;quot;Michael was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sydney Kirsch]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In December 2013, his explanation was, &amp;quot;he has his hangups against me (still has them); he's either frightened or angry at me for the one or two times I let out a loud shout when there was too much going on at the time and I couldn't take it anymore.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; At other times, he has assumed that Mike is prejudiced against autistic individuals, and had discriminated against him. In any case, while Chris has sometimes admitted that he caused some small problems, he has not felt that they justified a permanent ban, and he blames Snyder's overreaction on an irrational hatred.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even worse, from Chris's perspective, Michael refused to accept his numerous apologies and lift the ban. In March 2009, Chris made a clearly self-serving [[YouTube]] video apology to Michael and asked to be readmitted to the PLACe. The following month he tried again, posting an apology on the sidebar of another video. Yet again in October 2010, Chris made a bogus YouTube apology in order to look better to his [[Jackie|girlfriend]]. None of them had any effect. On 12 April 2010, Chris trespassed to pay a personal visit to Michael at the PLACe, and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|tried to apologize]] in an attempt to get the ban lifted. Michael said no. Chris quickly dissolved into fury, [[South Park|yelling &amp;quot;Jew&amp;quot;]] as an insult and flipping him off. Michael attempted to get the fuzz, but by the time they got there Chris had already scrammed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unable to comprehend Michael's actions, Chris came to suspect that some greater conspiracy was at work. As the organized trolling of Chris shifted into high gear, Chris wondered if Michael was somehow behind it all. &amp;quot;What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!!,&amp;quot; he asked in July 2009. In May 2010, he put forth the theory that Greene County, Virginia school board officials had persuaded Michael to ban him, for no other reason than to make his life miserable. Perhaps because of this conspiratorial mindset, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion that Michael was Jewish on account of his last name. In [[100 2178|his May 2010 video]], Chris called Michael &amp;quot;GOD-DAMN, GREEDY... SNYDER,&amp;quot; seeming to restrain himself from calling Snyder a &amp;quot;greedy Jew.&amp;quot; In fact, &amp;quot;Schneider&amp;quot; is a German surname meaning &amp;quot;tailor&amp;quot; (and &amp;quot;Snyder&amp;quot; [or &amp;quot;Sneijder&amp;quot;] descends from the Dutch word for &amp;quot;cutter&amp;quot;). While some Eastern European and Russian Jews might have wound up with the name by anglicizing &amp;quot;Shnaider&amp;quot; (Шнайдер) or &amp;quot;Sznajder,&amp;quot; it doesn't necessarily denote Jewish heritage at all. The bottom line is that Michael is not Jewish.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Matthew Noble call|A phone call]] on 10 August 2010 indicated that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] (and, presumably, Barb as well) shared Chris's idea of the GAMe PLACe as Troll Central:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Mike's been [[Kick the Autistic|persecuting him]] for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In [[Wikipedia:Madison, Virginia|Madison]] or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it... Mike and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob. Oh, Bob.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[6 June 2010]], Chris had a [[Reeb|beer]], then drove to the PLACe to make a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]] out of Mike's picture. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. Two [[jerkops|police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas. At that moment Michael appeared on YouTube and commented &amp;quot;Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He [[Pedofork|took pictures of my daughter]] and tried to run me over with [[Son-Chu|his car]]. They witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.&amp;quot; The officers listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken. To present his side of the story, Chris posted an incredibly delusional [[6 June 2010|video]] in which he claimed that Michael had jumped on top of his hood and shouted, &amp;quot;YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!&amp;quot; He admitted to trying to flee from the police, and saw nothing wrong with his actions. Chris told a very similar fanciful story of [[26 December 2014|another assault]] four years later. Chris didn't tell his parents about this incident.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's hatred of Michael only grew. He began to insinuate that Michael was a child molester based on no evidence whatsoever.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Calling Out &amp;quot;Alec Benson Leary&amp;quot; - Christopher]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also assumed that Michael was a violent maniac. While making plans to visit the store in April 2010, Chris wrote, &amp;quot;I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On another occasion he said that he was so afraid of Mike that he did not want to confront him while &amp;quot;unarmed&amp;quot; and alone.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Ironically, Chris himself has on many occasions expressed violent urges against Michael, whether it was telling [[Lars]] that he would shoot Michael if he had a gun,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Lars Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; or wishing that the PLACe would burn down with Mike inside.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Shit gets real==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|28 October 2011}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I Pray that someone else Will plant a bomb in the Game and Hobby PLACe and Blow The Whole Damn Store Up! It does not Deserve to EVER have &amp;quot;C-Ville&amp;quot; in its name above its accursed, sullied, Hellfire Entrance and Doors! Death to Michael Snyder too.&lt;br /&gt;
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That Bastard, among Bastards, Ruined and Destroyed my Life, Emotions, and Being!|Chris, while facing a charge for [[28 October 2011|running Snyder over with his car]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Hellfire entrance and doors]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[28 October 2011]], just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened &amp;quot;Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys,&amp;quot; newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a [[Jerkop|law enforcement official]]. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.&lt;br /&gt;
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The plea bargain hearing was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a &amp;quot;thieving liar&amp;quot; '''in court''' (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[This is how the Trial went|First-hand report by Cyan and Indigo]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The hatred continues==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I hate Snyder with a passion for destroying my life the way he did.|Chris following the plea bargain hearing.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 30.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Snyder. He shakes this container and holds it upside down to torture him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris learned nothing from this run-in with the law, and his anger towards Michael intensified. As with the previous run-in, Chris related an extremely distorted account of the incident immediately after the fact. &amp;quot;Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls.&amp;quot; What's more, according to Chris, Mike had set a &amp;quot;trap&amp;quot; by posting a sign saying that there was a &amp;quot;new owner,&amp;quot; inducing him and his mother to enter the store. Chris has never deviated from this interpretation. The fact that Michael actually won the court case shocked Chris, and he saw this as a theft by Michael. &lt;br /&gt;
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As Chris continued to dwell on these issues, he came up with a new conspiracy to explain his original ban. In this version, [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] had recruited Michael into a conspiracy to destroy his life. Just as Chris and his parents had been coming close to discovering this Game PLACe conspiracy in 2008, Michael had banned him. Furthermore, as part of the &amp;quot;trap&amp;quot; Michael had laid on 28 October 2011, he had bribed the police to beat him up and falsify their reports. By September 2013, he regarded Michael, Megan and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as some sort of axis of evil, &amp;quot;the Top Three Fiends and Enemies of my lifetime; the ones who actually have Devastated my Heart, my Soul, my Reputation Online AND in Person/Real Life, my Emotions, AND my Life in General all-around.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claimed that he randomly encountered Snyder in public some time in August 2013:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|WTH... The same [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at [[List of restaurants#Sheetz|Sheetz]] in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and threatened me with &amp;quot;Relax, I'm not going to hurt you&amp;quot; in my face at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate [sic] his own &amp;quot;restraining order.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris clearly interpreted Mike's calming words as a threat. He also displayed his characteristic ignorance of [[Chris and the law|the law]] - Chris was required to keep away from Snyder, not vice versa. This is Snyder's last known interaction in regards to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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By June 2014, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys had been closed for unknown reasons. Chris took some comfort from this, assuming that Michael's &amp;quot;get-rich-quick scheme&amp;quot; of filing the civil suit had somehow failed.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Medallions|The Mr. Smith Situation]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Whether Michael succumbed to Chris's curses, emigrated to Israel, or met some other fate is unclear and due to chris not saying anything recent about him, we may never know.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of August 2017, Chris not only still believes Mike Snyder set him up, but also blames him for [[Chris and money|blowing all of Bob's pension]] during the [[This is how the Trial went|2012 plea bargain hearing]]. Because [[Chris and reality|&amp;quot;Mike rubbing his legs against Chris's car&amp;quot; is somehow to blame]], as opposed to hiring an [[Rob Bell|expensive lawyer]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Chris still blames Snyder for everything]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Snyder's YouTube Comments==&lt;br /&gt;
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Mike had a YouTube account, ''TheRcholic'', which he used to comment on some of Chris's videos.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20130408132328/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=u_p6bShW97Y&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|If any of you have a; problem with me, you can call me anytime at 1-301-693-0794.&lt;br /&gt;
I am happy to take you on.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|I have﻿ been told I have no recourse for any of his actions, and his encouraging people to harass me. Turnabout is fair play??}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|By, the way, he was reading from a script he had written on a piece of paper.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|By the way, I'm not Jewish, but the last name is German, originally Schneider. He uses Jew because [[Niggos|Black and Nigger]] almost got him seriously hurt.﻿ He uses the word like a curse word.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|I want to thank all my fans for their calls supporting me, and feel he needs﻿ to stay home and get your calls. His phone number in the book is 434-990-0198. Happy dialing,&lt;br /&gt;
Mike&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Elvis has left the building}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of 2008, and nothing has sunken into that clown head of his.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In response to another comment 'I think inbreeding is partly to﻿ blame also'&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|No, the current thinking is his mother had fossilized﻿ eggs, and his father's sperm were in a walker, plus drinking heavily during the pregnancy didn't help. Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After the events of 4 [[June 2010]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On the [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Signed,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
That goddamn Michael Snyder}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[6 June 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic Archive of the YouTube account]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{GamePlaceSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{SecondExile}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Protip|It goes without saying that, despite Chris's mistaken beliefs, Michael Snyder is not Jewish, either in ethnicity or in faith.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than [[Borb|your fossilized parents]] could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child [[Creepy stare|creeping out]] all the other [[Pokémon|pokemon]] kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and contests|unsportsmanlike]] punk.|Michael Snyder, responding to Chris's [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Michael Snyder&lt;br /&gt;
| image = HNI 0022-cropped.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| size = 250px&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Michael John Snyder&lt;br /&gt;
| aliases = Mike&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;TheRcholic&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|&amp;quot;Jew!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
| gender = [[MALE]]&lt;br /&gt;
| nationality = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
| race = White&lt;br /&gt;
| religion = Judaism (according to Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
| occupation = [[Manajerk]], [[The GAMe PLACe]] (to 2011)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Owner, Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (2011-2014)&lt;br /&gt;
| saga = {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Michael John &amp;quot;Mike&amp;quot; Snyder''' (Hebrew: מִיכָאֵל ג'ון „מייק“ שניידר) is one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s many enemies. He was the [[manajerk|manager]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]] (later known as Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys), a [[video games|game]] and [[Toys|hobby]] store that was in [[Charlottesville]]. Chris regularly caused trouble at the PLACe and was eventually permabanned in June [[2008]]. Based on his surname, Chris came to the incorrect conclusion that Snyder was Jewish; in actuality, &amp;quot;Snyder&amp;quot; is actually an Americanized version of either the Dutch surname &amp;quot;Snijder,&amp;quot; the German surname &amp;quot;Schneider,&amp;quot; or the Slavic surname &amp;quot;Šnajdr&amp;quot; (all of which translate to &amp;quot;tailor&amp;quot; in their respective languages).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=snyder Ancestry.com]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to his [[Naïve|misguided]] belief that he had genuine friends at the PLACe, Chris developed a burning hatred for Snyder over the years, describing him as a &amp;quot;bastard,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a &amp;quot;[[JERKS|jerk]],&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a &amp;quot;pigheaded, stubborn Jew,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;quot;cold-hearted and mean,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a &amp;quot;sonofabitch,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[May 2013 Facebook Posts|I have had more freedom when my father was alive]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and &amp;quot;[[pedofork|CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Damn Michael Snyder]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In June 2010, Chris had a [[Son-Chu|run-in]] with Snyder when he tried to take his picture at the PLACe, and on [[28 October 2011]] both Barb and Chris committed a more serious attack on him for which they were both convicted. [[Law|Legal]] punishment as well as the store's eventual closing have done nothing to check Chris's [[anger|rage]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite being a major antagonist in Chris's eyes, Snyder was spared from being adapted into a Sonichu counterpart villain. This might have been because he didn't threaten the [[Love Quest]] or, more likely, [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu went on hiatus]] some time before Chris began developing further antipathy towards the store manager.&lt;br /&gt;
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==At the GAMe PLACe==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, [[List of places that have banned Chris|Permanently]], After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.|[[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Chris, being his usual humble self.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's behavior at the GAMe PLACe offended the store's management in a number of ways. He slacked off on his (supposed) duty as a Pokémon gym leader, scared the children he played card games with, picked fights with other players, and let his [[race|racism]] and [[homos|homophobia]] shine. He also took his video game consoles into the store and hogged the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang [[Britney Spears]] songs during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]], and much more.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In April 2008, Chris's behavior got him a two-week ban from the store.&lt;br /&gt;
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The trigger for his permanent ban on 6 June [[2008]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;This date is arrived at by an analysis of Chris's letters to Katie Bay, Blanca, and his Game Place friends. Mimms' claim that the permanent ban took place in August does not hold up.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was a shouting match with a black kid. It was on that day that Mike permanently banned Chris from the store; although, as Mimms claimed, he &amp;quot;was looking for any reason to ban him at this point.&amp;quot; Michael himself later recalled in a response to one of Chris's videos, &amp;quot;I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even [[2000|10 years ago]] you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene County Conspiracy#Michael Snyder's reply]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Predictably, Chris did his best to appeal his permaban. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce rejoinder by his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication was that Chris would never be allowed back into the store.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Years of hatred==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville… [[Destruction Of Chris's House|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris|[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], February 2011}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Snider.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's impression of Michael Snyder with spider-like (and stereotypically Jewish, apropos of Chris's anti-Semitic outburst) attributes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|right|thumb||Chris at war with Michael.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has given many different explanations for why he was banned, but has never believed it was justified. In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris claimed that he had been thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. It was in this month, according to Chris, that Michael Snyder forced him to stop hogging the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of kids to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry, and snatched a card box to write &amp;quot;Michael Snyder Loves the 'F' out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]&amp;quot; on it. This so-called &amp;quot;Wii incident,&amp;quot; Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw which precipitated the ban. This account is [[List of Chris's Lies|almost certainly false]]; apart from contradicting Mimms' more objective account, Chris predictably tried to paint himself as getting one up on Snyder, and assumed that Mike would know or care who Mary was.&lt;br /&gt;
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On another occasion, however, Chris claimed that &amp;quot;Michael was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sydney Kirsch]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In December 2013, his explanation was, &amp;quot;he has his hangups against me (still has them); he's either frightened or angry at me for the one or two times I let out a loud shout when there was too much going on at the time and I couldn't take it anymore.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; At other times, he has assumed that Mike is prejudiced against autistic individuals, and had discriminated against him. In any case, while Chris has sometimes admitted that he caused some small problems, he has not felt that they justified a permanent ban, and he blames Snyder's overreaction on an irrational hatred.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even worse, from Chris's perspective, Michael refused to accept his numerous apologies and lift the ban. In March 2009, Chris made a clearly self-serving [[YouTube]] video apology to Michael and asked to be readmitted to the PLACe. The following month he tried again, posting an apology on the sidebar of another video. Yet again in October 2010, Chris made a bogus YouTube apology in order to look better to his [[Jackie|girlfriend]]. None of them had any effect. On 12 April 2010, Chris trespassed to pay a personal visit to Michael at the PLACe, and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|tried to apologize]] in an attempt to get the ban lifted. Michael said no. Chris quickly dissolved into fury, [[South Park|yelling &amp;quot;Jew&amp;quot;]] as an insult and flipping him off. Michael attempted to get the fuzz, but by the time they got there Chris had already scrammed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unable to comprehend Michael's actions, Chris came to suspect that some greater conspiracy was at work. As the organized trolling of Chris shifted into high gear, Chris wondered if Michael was somehow behind it all. &amp;quot;What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!!,&amp;quot; he asked in July 2009. In May 2010, he put forth the theory that Greene County, Virginia school board officials had persuaded Michael to ban him, for no other reason than to make his life miserable. Perhaps because of this conspiratorial mindset, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion that Michael was Jewish on account of his last name. In [[100 2178|his May 2010 video]], Chris called Michael &amp;quot;GOD-DAMN, GREEDY... SNYDER,&amp;quot; seeming to restrain himself from calling Snyder a &amp;quot;greedy Jew.&amp;quot; In fact, &amp;quot;Schneider&amp;quot; is a German surname meaning &amp;quot;tailor&amp;quot; (and &amp;quot;Snyder&amp;quot; [or &amp;quot;Sneijder&amp;quot;] descends from the Dutch word for &amp;quot;cutter&amp;quot;). While some Eastern European and Russian Jews might have wound up with the name by anglicizing &amp;quot;Shnaider&amp;quot; (Шнайдер) or &amp;quot;Sznajder,&amp;quot; it doesn't necessarily denote Jewish heritage at all. The bottom line is that Michael is not Jewish.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Matthew Noble call|A phone call]] on 10 August 2010 indicated that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] (and, presumably, Barb as well) shared Chris's idea of the GAMe PLACe as Troll Central:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Mike's been [[Kick the Autistic|persecuting him]] for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In [[Wikipedia:Madison, Virginia|Madison]] or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it... Mike and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob. Oh, Bob.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[6 June 2010]], Chris had a [[Reeb|beer]], then drove to the PLACe to make a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]] out of Mike's picture. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. Two [[jerkops|police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas. At that moment Michael appeared on YouTube and commented &amp;quot;Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He [[Pedofork|took pictures of my daughter]] and tried to run me over with [[Son-Chu|his car]]. They witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.&amp;quot; The officers listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken. To present his side of the story, Chris posted an incredibly delusional [[6 June 2010|video]] in which he claimed that Michael had jumped on top of his hood and shouted, &amp;quot;YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!&amp;quot; He admitted to trying to flee from the police, and saw nothing wrong with his actions. Chris told a very similar fanciful story of [[26 December 2014|another assault]] four years later. Chris didn't tell his parents about this incident.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's hatred of Michael only grew. He began to insinuate that Michael was a child molester based on no evidence whatsoever.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Calling Out &amp;quot;Alec Benson Leary&amp;quot; - Christopher]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also assumed that Michael was a violent maniac. While making plans to visit the store in April 2010, Chris wrote, &amp;quot;I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On another occasion he said that he was so afraid of Mike that he did not want to confront him while &amp;quot;unarmed&amp;quot; and alone.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Ironically, Chris himself has on many occasions expressed violent urges against Michael, whether it was telling [[Lars]] that he would shoot Michael if he had a gun,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Lars Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; or wishing that the PLACe would burn down with Mike inside.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Shit gets real==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|28 October 2011}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I Pray that someone else Will plant a bomb in the Game and Hobby PLACe and Blow The Whole Damn Store Up! It does not Deserve to EVER have &amp;quot;C-Ville&amp;quot; in its name above its accursed, sullied, Hellfire Entrance and Doors! Death to Michael Snyder too.&lt;br /&gt;
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That Bastard, among Bastards, Ruined and Destroyed my Life, Emotions, and Being!|Chris, while facing a charge for [[28 October 2011|running Snyder over with his car]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Hellfire entrance and doors]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[28 October 2011]], just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened &amp;quot;Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys,&amp;quot; newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a [[Jerkop|law enforcement official]]. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.&lt;br /&gt;
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The plea bargain hearing was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a &amp;quot;thieving liar&amp;quot; '''in court''' (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[This is how the Trial went|First-hand report by Cyan and Indigo]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The hatred continues==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I hate Snyder with a passion for destroying my life the way he did.|Chris following the plea bargain hearing.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 30.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Snyder. He shakes this container and holds it upside down to torture him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris learned nothing from this run-in with the law, and his anger towards Michael intensified. As with the previous run-in, Chris related an extremely distorted account of the incident immediately after the fact. &amp;quot;Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls.&amp;quot; What's more, according to Chris, Mike had set a &amp;quot;trap&amp;quot; by posting a sign saying that there was a &amp;quot;new owner,&amp;quot; inducing him and his mother to enter the store. Chris has never deviated from this interpretation. The fact that Michael actually won the court case shocked Chris, and he saw this as a theft by Michael. &lt;br /&gt;
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As Chris continued to dwell on these issues, he came up with a new conspiracy to explain his original ban. In this version, [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] had recruited Michael into a conspiracy to destroy his life. Just as Chris and his parents had been coming close to discovering this Game PLACe conspiracy in 2008, Michael had banned him. Furthermore, as part of the &amp;quot;trap&amp;quot; Michael had laid on 28 October 2011, he had bribed the police to beat him up and falsify their reports. By September 2013, he regarded Michael, Megan and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as some sort of axis of evil, &amp;quot;the Top Three Fiends and Enemies of my lifetime; the ones who actually have Devastated my Heart, my Soul, my Reputation Online AND in Person/Real Life, my Emotions, AND my Life in General all-around.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claimed that he randomly encountered Snyder in public some time in August 2013:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|WTH... The same [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at [[List of restaurants#Sheetz|Sheetz]] in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and threatened me with &amp;quot;Relax, I'm not going to hurt you&amp;quot; in my face at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate [sic] his own &amp;quot;restraining order.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris clearly interpreted Mike's calming words as a threat. He also displayed his characteristic ignorance of [[Chris and the law|the law]] - Chris was required to keep away from Snyder, not vice versa. This is Snyder's last known interaction in regards to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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By June 2014, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys had been closed for unknown reasons. Chris took some comfort from this, assuming that Michael's &amp;quot;get-rich-quick scheme&amp;quot; of filing the civil suit had somehow failed.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Medallions|The Mr. Smith Situation]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Whether Michael succumbed to Chris's curses, emigrated to Israel, or met some other fate is unclear and due to chris not saying anything recent about him, we may never know.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of August 2017, Chris not only still believes Mike Snyder set him up, but also blames him for [[Chris and money|blowing all of Bob's pension]] during the [[This is how the Trial went|2012 plea bargain hearing]]. Because [[Chris and reality|&amp;quot;Mike rubbing his legs against Chris's car&amp;quot; is somehow to blame]], as opposed to hiring an [[Rob Bell|expensive lawyer]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Chris still blames Snyder for everything]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Snyder's YouTube Comments==&lt;br /&gt;
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Mike had a YouTube account, ''TheRcholic'', which he used to comment on some of Chris's videos.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20130408132328/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=u_p6bShW97Y&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|If any of you have a; problem with me, you can call me anytime at 1-301-693-0794.&lt;br /&gt;
I am happy to take you on.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|I have﻿ been told I have no recourse for any of his actions, and his encouraging people to harass me. Turnabout is fair play??}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|By, the way, he was reading from a script he had written on a piece of paper.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|By the way, I'm not Jewish, but the last name is German, originally Schneider. He uses Jew because [[Niggos|Black and Nigger]] almost got him seriously hurt.﻿ He uses the word like a curse word.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|I want to thank all my fans for their calls supporting me, and feel he needs﻿ to stay home and get your calls. His phone number in the book is 434-990-0198. Happy dialing,&lt;br /&gt;
Mike&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Elvis has left the building}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of 2008, and nothing has sunken into that clown head of his.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In response to another comment 'I think inbreeding is partly to﻿ blame also'&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|No, the current thinking is his mother had fossilized﻿ eggs, and his father's sperm were in a walker, plus drinking heavily during the pregnancy didn't help. Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After the events of 4 [[June 2010]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On the [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Signed,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
That goddamn Michael Snyder}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[6 June 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic Archive of the YouTube account]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{GamePlaceSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{SecondExile}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Protip|It goes without saying that, despite Chris's mistaken beliefs, Michael Snyder is not Jewish, either in ethnicity or in faith.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than [[Borb|your fossilized parents]] could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child [[Creepy stare|creeping out]] all the other [[Pokémon|pokemon]] kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and contests|unsportsmanlike]] punk.|Michael Snyder, responding to Chris's [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Michael Snyder&lt;br /&gt;
| image = HNI 0022-cropped.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| size = 250px&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Michael John Snyder&lt;br /&gt;
| birth = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
| year  = 1956&lt;br /&gt;
| aliases = Mike&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;TheRcholic&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|&amp;quot;Jew!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
| gender = [[MALE]]&lt;br /&gt;
| nationality = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
| race = White&lt;br /&gt;
| religion = Judaism (according to Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
| occupation = [[Manajerk]], [[The GAMe PLACe]] (to 2011)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Owner, Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (2011-2014)&lt;br /&gt;
| saga = {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Michael John &amp;quot;Mike&amp;quot; Snyder''' (Hebrew: מִיכָאֵל ג'ון „מייק“ שניידר) is one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s many enemies. He was the [[manajerk|manager]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]] (later known as Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys), a [[video games|game]] and [[Toys|hobby]] store that was in [[Charlottesville]]. Chris regularly caused trouble at the PLACe and was eventually permabanned in June [[2008]]. Based on his surname, Chris came to the incorrect conclusion that Snyder was Jewish; in actuality, &amp;quot;Snyder&amp;quot; is actually an Americanized version of either the Dutch surname &amp;quot;Snijder,&amp;quot; the German surname &amp;quot;Schneider,&amp;quot; or the Slavic surname &amp;quot;Šnajdr&amp;quot; (all of which translate to &amp;quot;tailor&amp;quot; in their respective languages).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=snyder Ancestry.com]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to his [[Naïve|misguided]] belief that he had genuine friends at the PLACe, Chris developed a burning hatred for Snyder over the years, describing him as a &amp;quot;bastard,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a &amp;quot;[[JERKS|jerk]],&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a &amp;quot;pigheaded, stubborn Jew,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;quot;cold-hearted and mean,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a &amp;quot;sonofabitch,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[May 2013 Facebook Posts|I have had more freedom when my father was alive]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and &amp;quot;[[pedofork|CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Damn Michael Snyder]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In June 2010, Chris had a [[Son-Chu|run-in]] with Snyder when he tried to take his picture at the PLACe, and on [[28 October 2011]] both Barb and Chris committed a more serious attack on him for which they were both convicted. [[Law|Legal]] punishment as well as the store's eventual closing have done nothing to check Chris's [[anger|rage]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite being a major antagonist in Chris's eyes, Snyder was spared from being adapted into a Sonichu counterpart villain. This might have been because he didn't threaten the [[Love Quest]] or, more likely, [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu went on hiatus]] some time before Chris began developing further antipathy towards the store manager.&lt;br /&gt;
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==At the GAMe PLACe==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, [[List of places that have banned Chris|Permanently]], After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.|[[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Chris, being his usual humble self.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's behavior at the GAMe PLACe offended the store's management in a number of ways. He slacked off on his (supposed) duty as a Pokémon gym leader, scared the children he played card games with, picked fights with other players, and let his [[race|racism]] and [[homos|homophobia]] shine. He also took his video game consoles into the store and hogged the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang [[Britney Spears]] songs during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]], and much more.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In April 2008, Chris's behavior got him a two-week ban from the store.&lt;br /&gt;
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The trigger for his permanent ban on 6 June [[2008]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;This date is arrived at by an analysis of Chris's letters to Katie Bay, Blanca, and his Game Place friends. Mimms' claim that the permanent ban took place in August does not hold up.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was a shouting match with a black kid. It was on that day that Mike permanently banned Chris from the store; although, as Mimms claimed, he &amp;quot;was looking for any reason to ban him at this point.&amp;quot; Michael himself later recalled in a response to one of Chris's videos, &amp;quot;I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even [[2000|10 years ago]] you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene County Conspiracy#Michael Snyder's reply]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Predictably, Chris did his best to appeal his permaban. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce rejoinder by his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication was that Chris would never be allowed back into the store.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Years of hatred==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville… [[Destruction Of Chris's House|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris|[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], February 2011}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Snider.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's impression of Michael Snyder with spider-like (and stereotypically Jewish, apropos of Chris's anti-Semitic outburst) attributes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|right|thumb||Chris at war with Michael.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has given many different explanations for why he was banned, but has never believed it was justified. In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris claimed that he had been thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. It was in this month, according to Chris, that Michael Snyder forced him to stop hogging the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of kids to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry, and snatched a card box to write &amp;quot;Michael Snyder Loves the 'F' out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]&amp;quot; on it. This so-called &amp;quot;Wii incident,&amp;quot; Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw which precipitated the ban. This account is [[List of Chris's Lies|almost certainly false]]; apart from contradicting Mimms' more objective account, Chris predictably tried to paint himself as getting one up on Snyder, and assumed that Mike would know or care who Mary was.&lt;br /&gt;
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On another occasion, however, Chris claimed that &amp;quot;Michael was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sydney Kirsch]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In December 2013, his explanation was, &amp;quot;he has his hangups against me (still has them); he's either frightened or angry at me for the one or two times I let out a loud shout when there was too much going on at the time and I couldn't take it anymore.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; At other times, he has assumed that Mike is prejudiced against autistic individuals, and had discriminated against him. In any case, while Chris has sometimes admitted that he caused some small problems, he has not felt that they justified a permanent ban, and he blames Snyder's overreaction on an irrational hatred.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even worse, from Chris's perspective, Michael refused to accept his numerous apologies and lift the ban. In March 2009, Chris made a clearly self-serving [[YouTube]] video apology to Michael and asked to be readmitted to the PLACe. The following month he tried again, posting an apology on the sidebar of another video. Yet again in October 2010, Chris made a bogus YouTube apology in order to look better to his [[Jackie|girlfriend]]. None of them had any effect. On 12 April 2010, Chris trespassed to pay a personal visit to Michael at the PLACe, and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|tried to apologize]] in an attempt to get the ban lifted. Michael said no. Chris quickly dissolved into fury, [[South Park|yelling &amp;quot;Jew&amp;quot;]] as an insult and flipping him off. Michael attempted to get the fuzz, but by the time they got there Chris had already scrammed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unable to comprehend Michael's actions, Chris came to suspect that some greater conspiracy was at work. As the organized trolling of Chris shifted into high gear, Chris wondered if Michael was somehow behind it all. &amp;quot;What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!!,&amp;quot; he asked in July 2009. In May 2010, he put forth the theory that Greene County, Virginia school board officials had persuaded Michael to ban him, for no other reason than to make his life miserable. Perhaps because of this conspiratorial mindset, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion that Michael was Jewish on account of his last name. In [[100 2178|his May 2010 video]], Chris called Michael &amp;quot;GOD-DAMN, GREEDY... SNYDER,&amp;quot; seeming to restrain himself from calling Snyder a &amp;quot;greedy Jew.&amp;quot; In fact, &amp;quot;Schneider&amp;quot; is a German surname meaning &amp;quot;tailor&amp;quot; (and &amp;quot;Snyder&amp;quot; [or &amp;quot;Sneijder&amp;quot;] descends from the Dutch word for &amp;quot;cutter&amp;quot;). While some Eastern European and Russian Jews might have wound up with the name by anglicizing &amp;quot;Shnaider&amp;quot; (Шнайдер) or &amp;quot;Sznajder,&amp;quot; it doesn't necessarily denote Jewish heritage at all. The bottom line is that Michael is not Jewish.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Matthew Noble call|A phone call]] on 10 August 2010 indicated that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] (and, presumably, Barb as well) shared Chris's idea of the GAMe PLACe as Troll Central:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Mike's been [[Kick the Autistic|persecuting him]] for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In [[Wikipedia:Madison, Virginia|Madison]] or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it... Mike and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob. Oh, Bob.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[6 June 2010]], Chris had a [[Reeb|beer]], then drove to the PLACe to make a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]] out of Mike's picture. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. Two [[jerkops|police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas. At that moment Michael appeared on YouTube and commented &amp;quot;Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He [[Pedofork|took pictures of my daughter]] and tried to run me over with [[Son-Chu|his car]]. They witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.&amp;quot; The officers listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken. To present his side of the story, Chris posted an incredibly delusional [[6 June 2010|video]] in which he claimed that Michael had jumped on top of his hood and shouted, &amp;quot;YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!&amp;quot; He admitted to trying to flee from the police, and saw nothing wrong with his actions. Chris told a very similar fanciful story of [[26 December 2014|another assault]] four years later. Chris didn't tell his parents about this incident.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's hatred of Michael only grew. He began to insinuate that Michael was a child molester based on no evidence whatsoever.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Calling Out &amp;quot;Alec Benson Leary&amp;quot; - Christopher]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also assumed that Michael was a violent maniac. While making plans to visit the store in April 2010, Chris wrote, &amp;quot;I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On another occasion he said that he was so afraid of Mike that he did not want to confront him while &amp;quot;unarmed&amp;quot; and alone.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Ironically, Chris himself has on many occasions expressed violent urges against Michael, whether it was telling [[Lars]] that he would shoot Michael if he had a gun,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Lars Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; or wishing that the PLACe would burn down with Mike inside.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Shit gets real==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|28 October 2011}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I Pray that someone else Will plant a bomb in the Game and Hobby PLACe and Blow The Whole Damn Store Up! It does not Deserve to EVER have &amp;quot;C-Ville&amp;quot; in its name above its accursed, sullied, Hellfire Entrance and Doors! Death to Michael Snyder too.&lt;br /&gt;
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That Bastard, among Bastards, Ruined and Destroyed my Life, Emotions, and Being!|Chris, while facing a charge for [[28 October 2011|running Snyder over with his car]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Hellfire entrance and doors]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[28 October 2011]], just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened &amp;quot;Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys,&amp;quot; newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a [[Jerkop|law enforcement official]]. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.&lt;br /&gt;
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The plea bargain hearing was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a &amp;quot;thieving liar&amp;quot; '''in court''' (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[This is how the Trial went|First-hand report by Cyan and Indigo]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The hatred continues==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I hate Snyder with a passion for destroying my life the way he did.|Chris following the plea bargain hearing.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 30.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Snyder. He shakes this container and holds it upside down to torture him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris learned nothing from this run-in with the law, and his anger towards Michael intensified. As with the previous run-in, Chris related an extremely distorted account of the incident immediately after the fact. &amp;quot;Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls.&amp;quot; What's more, according to Chris, Mike had set a &amp;quot;trap&amp;quot; by posting a sign saying that there was a &amp;quot;new owner,&amp;quot; inducing him and his mother to enter the store. Chris has never deviated from this interpretation. The fact that Michael actually won the court case shocked Chris, and he saw this as a theft by Michael. &lt;br /&gt;
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As Chris continued to dwell on these issues, he came up with a new conspiracy to explain his original ban. In this version, [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] had recruited Michael into a conspiracy to destroy his life. Just as Chris and his parents had been coming close to discovering this Game PLACe conspiracy in 2008, Michael had banned him. Furthermore, as part of the &amp;quot;trap&amp;quot; Michael had laid on 28 October 2011, he had bribed the police to beat him up and falsify their reports. By September 2013, he regarded Michael, Megan and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as some sort of axis of evil, &amp;quot;the Top Three Fiends and Enemies of my lifetime; the ones who actually have Devastated my Heart, my Soul, my Reputation Online AND in Person/Real Life, my Emotions, AND my Life in General all-around.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claimed that he randomly encountered Snyder in public some time in August 2013:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|WTH... The same [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at [[List of restaurants#Sheetz|Sheetz]] in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and threatened me with &amp;quot;Relax, I'm not going to hurt you&amp;quot; in my face at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate [sic] his own &amp;quot;restraining order.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris clearly interpreted Mike's calming words as a threat. He also displayed his characteristic ignorance of [[Chris and the law|the law]] - Chris was required to keep away from Snyder, not vice versa. This is Snyder's last known interaction in regards to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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By June 2014, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys had been closed for unknown reasons. Chris took some comfort from this, assuming that Michael's &amp;quot;get-rich-quick scheme&amp;quot; of filing the civil suit had somehow failed.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Medallions|The Mr. Smith Situation]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Whether Michael succumbed to Chris's curses, emigrated to Israel, or met some other fate is unclear and due to chris not saying anything recent about him, we may never know.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of August 2017, Chris not only still believes Mike Snyder set him up, but also blames him for [[Chris and money|blowing all of Bob's pension]] during the [[This is how the Trial went|2012 plea bargain hearing]]. Because [[Chris and reality|&amp;quot;Mike rubbing his legs against Chris's car&amp;quot; is somehow to blame]], as opposed to hiring an [[Rob Bell|expensive lawyer]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Chris still blames Snyder for everything]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Snyder's YouTube Comments==&lt;br /&gt;
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Mike had a YouTube account, ''TheRcholic'', which he used to comment on some of Chris's videos.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20130408132328/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=u_p6bShW97Y&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|If any of you have a; problem with me, you can call me anytime at 1-301-693-0794.&lt;br /&gt;
I am happy to take you on.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|I have﻿ been told I have no recourse for any of his actions, and his encouraging people to harass me. Turnabout is fair play??}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|By, the way, he was reading from a script he had written on a piece of paper.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|By the way, I'm not Jewish, but the last name is German, originally Schneider. He uses Jew because [[Niggos|Black and Nigger]] almost got him seriously hurt.﻿ He uses the word like a curse word.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|I want to thank all my fans for their calls supporting me, and feel he needs﻿ to stay home and get your calls. His phone number in the book is 434-990-0198. Happy dialing,&lt;br /&gt;
Mike&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Elvis has left the building}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of 2008, and nothing has sunken into that clown head of his.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In response to another comment 'I think inbreeding is partly to﻿ blame also'&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|No, the current thinking is his mother had fossilized﻿ eggs, and his father's sperm were in a walker, plus drinking heavily during the pregnancy didn't help. Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After the events of 4 [[June 2010]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On the [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Signed,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
That goddamn Michael Snyder}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[6 June 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic Archive of the YouTube account]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{GamePlaceSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{SecondExile}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Protip|It goes without saying that, despite Chris's mistaken beliefs, Michael Snyder is not Jewish, either in ethnicity or in faith.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than [[Borb|your fossilized parents]] could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child [[Creepy stare|creeping out]] all the other [[Pokémon|pokemon]] kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an [[Chris and anger|angry]], [[Chris and contests|unsportsmanlike]] punk.|Michael Snyder, responding to Chris's [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| title = Michael Snyder&lt;br /&gt;
| image = HNI 0022-cropped.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
| size = 250px&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Michael John Snyder&lt;br /&gt;
| label3 = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
| year  = 1956&lt;br /&gt;
| aliases = Mike&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;TheRcholic&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|&amp;quot;Jew!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
| gender = [[MALE]]&lt;br /&gt;
| nationality = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
| race = White&lt;br /&gt;
| religion = Judaism (according to Chris)&lt;br /&gt;
| occupation = [[Manajerk]], [[The GAMe PLACe]] (to 2011)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Owner, Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys (2011-2014)&lt;br /&gt;
| saga = {{saga|gameplace|cn}}, {{saga|secondexile|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Michael John &amp;quot;Mike&amp;quot; Snyder''' (Hebrew: מִיכָאֵל ג'ון „מייק“ שניידר) is one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s many enemies. He was the [[manajerk|manager]] of [[The GAMe PLACe]] (later known as Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys), a [[video games|game]] and [[Toys|hobby]] store that was in [[Charlottesville]]. Chris regularly caused trouble at the PLACe and was eventually permabanned in June [[2008]]. Based on his surname, Chris came to the incorrect conclusion that Snyder was Jewish; in actuality, &amp;quot;Snyder&amp;quot; is actually an Americanized version of either the Dutch surname &amp;quot;Snijder,&amp;quot; the German surname &amp;quot;Schneider,&amp;quot; or the Slavic surname &amp;quot;Šnajdr&amp;quot; (all of which translate to &amp;quot;tailor&amp;quot; in their respective languages).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=snyder Ancestry.com]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to his [[Naïve|misguided]] belief that he had genuine friends at the PLACe, Chris developed a burning hatred for Snyder over the years, describing him as a &amp;quot;bastard,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a &amp;quot;[[JERKS|jerk]],&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a &amp;quot;pigheaded, stubborn Jew,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;quot;cold-hearted and mean,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a &amp;quot;sonofabitch,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[May 2013 Facebook Posts|I have had more freedom when my father was alive]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and &amp;quot;[[pedofork|CHILDREN-FUCKING-DAMNED]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Damn Michael Snyder]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In June 2010, Chris had a [[Son-Chu|run-in]] with Snyder when he tried to take his picture at the PLACe, and on [[28 October 2011]] both Barb and Chris committed a more serious attack on him for which they were both convicted. [[Law|Legal]] punishment as well as the store's eventual closing have done nothing to check Chris's [[anger|rage]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite being a major antagonist in Chris's eyes, Snyder was spared from being adapted into a Sonichu counterpart villain. This might have been because he didn't threaten the [[Love Quest]] or, more likely, [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu went on hiatus]] some time before Chris began developing further antipathy towards the store manager.&lt;br /&gt;
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==At the GAMe PLACe==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, [[List of places that have banned Chris|Permanently]], After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.|[[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Chris, being his usual humble self.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's behavior at the GAMe PLACe offended the store's management in a number of ways. He slacked off on his (supposed) duty as a Pokémon gym leader, scared the children he played card games with, picked fights with other players, and let his [[race|racism]] and [[homos|homophobia]] shine. He also took his video game consoles into the store and hogged the shop's flat-screen TV for considerable amounts of time, loudly sang [[Britney Spears]] songs during games, pitch fits inspired by his hatred of the [[HEXBox]], and much more.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In April 2008, Chris's behavior got him a two-week ban from the store.&lt;br /&gt;
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The trigger for his permanent ban on 6 June [[2008]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;This date is arrived at by an analysis of Chris's letters to Katie Bay, Blanca, and his Game Place friends. Mimms' claim that the permanent ban took place in August does not hold up.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was a shouting match with a black kid. It was on that day that Mike permanently banned Chris from the store; although, as Mimms claimed, he &amp;quot;was looking for any reason to ban him at this point.&amp;quot; Michael himself later recalled in a response to one of Chris's videos, &amp;quot;I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even [[2000|10 years ago]] you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene County Conspiracy#Michael Snyder's reply]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Predictably, Chris did his best to appeal his permaban. He brought his parents in to argue his case with Michael Snyder, to which Michael responded by calling the [[police]]. Despite a fierce rejoinder by his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], Chris and his family failed to move either Michael or the cops, and every indication was that Chris would never be allowed back into the store.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Years of hatred==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|And I also hope that the Game and Hobby Place in Charlottesville… [[Destruction Of Chris's House|BURNS TO THE GROUND]]! ALONG WITH MICHAEL SNYDER!|Chris|[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]], February 2011}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Snider.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An artist's impression of Michael Snyder with spider-like (and stereotypically Jewish, apropos of Chris's anti-Semitic outburst) attributes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:AskMichaelSnyder.jpg|right|thumb||Chris at war with Michael.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has given many different explanations for why he was banned, but has never believed it was justified. In the [[Jackie e-mails]], Chris claimed that he had been thrown out of the store much earlier than Mimms indicates, in June 2008. It was in this month, according to Chris, that Michael Snyder forced him to stop hogging the TV for his Wii. Doing this apparently caused a number of kids to miss out on obtaining a few trade-only evolution Pokémon. Chris got angry, and snatched a card box to write &amp;quot;Michael Snyder Loves the 'F' out of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]&amp;quot; on it. This so-called &amp;quot;Wii incident,&amp;quot; Chris claimed, was Michael's last straw which precipitated the ban. This account is [[List of Chris's Lies|almost certainly false]]; apart from contradicting Mimms' more objective account, Chris predictably tried to paint himself as getting one up on Snyder, and assumed that Mike would know or care who Mary was.&lt;br /&gt;
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On another occasion, however, Chris claimed that &amp;quot;Michael was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he banned me from the store.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sydney Kirsch]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In December 2013, his explanation was, &amp;quot;he has his hangups against me (still has them); he's either frightened or angry at me for the one or two times I let out a loud shout when there was too much going on at the time and I couldn't take it anymore.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; At other times, he has assumed that Mike is prejudiced against autistic individuals, and had discriminated against him. In any case, while Chris has sometimes admitted that he caused some small problems, he has not felt that they justified a permanent ban, and he blames Snyder's overreaction on an irrational hatred.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even worse, from Chris's perspective, Michael refused to accept his numerous apologies and lift the ban. In March 2009, Chris made a clearly self-serving [[YouTube]] video apology to Michael and asked to be readmitted to the PLACe. The following month he tried again, posting an apology on the sidebar of another video. Yet again in October 2010, Chris made a bogus YouTube apology in order to look better to his [[Jackie|girlfriend]]. None of them had any effect. On 12 April 2010, Chris trespassed to pay a personal visit to Michael at the PLACe, and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|tried to apologize]] in an attempt to get the ban lifted. Michael said no. Chris quickly dissolved into fury, [[South Park|yelling &amp;quot;Jew&amp;quot;]] as an insult and flipping him off. Michael attempted to get the fuzz, but by the time they got there Chris had already scrammed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unable to comprehend Michael's actions, Chris came to suspect that some greater conspiracy was at work. As the organized trolling of Chris shifted into high gear, Chris wondered if Michael was somehow behind it all. &amp;quot;What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!!,&amp;quot; he asked in July 2009. In May 2010, he put forth the theory that Greene County, Virginia school board officials had persuaded Michael to ban him, for no other reason than to make his life miserable. Perhaps because of this conspiratorial mindset, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion that Michael was Jewish on account of his last name. In [[100 2178|his May 2010 video]], Chris called Michael &amp;quot;GOD-DAMN, GREEDY... SNYDER,&amp;quot; seeming to restrain himself from calling Snyder a &amp;quot;greedy Jew.&amp;quot; In fact, &amp;quot;Schneider&amp;quot; is a German surname meaning &amp;quot;tailor&amp;quot; (and &amp;quot;Snyder&amp;quot; [or &amp;quot;Sneijder&amp;quot;] descends from the Dutch word for &amp;quot;cutter&amp;quot;). While some Eastern European and Russian Jews might have wound up with the name by anglicizing &amp;quot;Shnaider&amp;quot; (Шнайдер) or &amp;quot;Sznajder,&amp;quot; it doesn't necessarily denote Jewish heritage at all. The bottom line is that Michael is not Jewish.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Matthew Noble call|A phone call]] on 10 August 2010 indicated that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] (and, presumably, Barb as well) shared Chris's idea of the GAMe PLACe as Troll Central:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Mike's been [[Kick the Autistic|persecuting him]] for years and I don't like Mike. I'd like to speak to the owner of the place I think lives up here, up the road from me. In [[Wikipedia:Madison, Virginia|Madison]] or somewhere. This whole thing is a setup from the very beginning with my son. Now I don- didn't like it then and I still don't like it... Mike and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are the ones that conspired together with a couple of other people- kids there that I think were [[Homos|gay]], to persecute and torment Christian for years.|Bob. Oh, Bob.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[6 June 2010]], Chris had a [[Reeb|beer]], then drove to the PLACe to make a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]] out of Mike's picture. When several people came out of the store to confront him, Chris got back in his car and attempted to flee, nearly hitting Snyder twice as he attempted to block Chris's escape. Two [[jerkops|police officers]] present at the shopping center stopped the fracas. At that moment Michael appeared on YouTube and commented &amp;quot;Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He [[Pedofork|took pictures of my daughter]] and tried to run me over with [[Son-Chu|his car]]. They witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.&amp;quot; The officers listened to both sides, and then let Chris off with a warning after making him delete the pictures he'd taken. To present his side of the story, Chris posted an incredibly delusional [[6 June 2010|video]] in which he claimed that Michael had jumped on top of his hood and shouted, &amp;quot;YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!&amp;quot; He admitted to trying to flee from the police, and saw nothing wrong with his actions. Chris told a very similar fanciful story of [[26 December 2014|another assault]] four years later. Chris didn't tell his parents about this incident.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's hatred of Michael only grew. He began to insinuate that Michael was a child molester based on no evidence whatsoever.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Calling Out &amp;quot;Alec Benson Leary&amp;quot; - Christopher]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also assumed that Michael was a violent maniac. While making plans to visit the store in April 2010, Chris wrote, &amp;quot;I pray he won't get violent; if he does, I will defend myself.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; On another occasion he said that he was so afraid of Mike that he did not want to confront him while &amp;quot;unarmed&amp;quot; and alone.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Ironically, Chris himself has on many occasions expressed violent urges against Michael, whether it was telling [[Lars]] that he would shoot Michael if he had a gun,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Lars Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; or wishing that the PLACe would burn down with Mike inside.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism Tutorial Part 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Shit gets real==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|28 October 2011}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I Pray that someone else Will plant a bomb in the Game and Hobby PLACe and Blow The Whole Damn Store Up! It does not Deserve to EVER have &amp;quot;C-Ville&amp;quot; in its name above its accursed, sullied, Hellfire Entrance and Doors! Death to Michael Snyder too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That Bastard, among Bastards, Ruined and Destroyed my Life, Emotions, and Being!|Chris, while facing a charge for [[28 October 2011|running Snyder over with his car]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Hellfire entrance and doors]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[28 October 2011]], just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened &amp;quot;Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys,&amp;quot; newly owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit the proprietor with their vehicle and injured him. They were arrested near the scene and spent a day in jail. Both faced felony charges for failure to stop after an accident, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault, and Barb had a second felony charge for assault on a [[Jerkop|law enforcement official]]. Mike filed a civil suit against them both.&lt;br /&gt;
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The plea bargain hearing was held on 10 July 2012. Despite his past history with the Chandlers, Snyder magnanimously pushed for leniency in the court case, as he did not want Chris to get a felony on his record. As part of the plea bargain, however, he apparently insisted on his medical bills being paid in full by the Chandlers. This prompted Chris to openly refer to Snyder as a &amp;quot;thieving liar&amp;quot; '''in court''' (though Snyder himself was not in attendance), showing a complete lack of gratitude to a man who had showed an amazing level of kindness considering the circumstances.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[This is how the Trial went|First-hand report by Cyan and Indigo]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In September 2013, Chris's felony charge was amended to a misdemeanor, and his sentence was suspended.&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The hatred continues==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I hate Snyder with a passion for destroying my life the way he did.|Chris following the plea bargain hearing.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 30.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's [[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Snyder. He shakes this container and holds it upside down to torture him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris learned nothing from this run-in with the law, and his anger towards Michael intensified. As with the previous run-in, Chris related an extremely distorted account of the incident immediately after the fact. &amp;quot;Mike twice made his own deliberate leg scars, rubbing his legs on our bumper, banged our hood and fell backwards; we had NOT moved our van at either instance of him faking his falls.&amp;quot; What's more, according to Chris, Mike had set a &amp;quot;trap&amp;quot; by posting a sign saying that there was a &amp;quot;new owner,&amp;quot; inducing him and his mother to enter the store. Chris has never deviated from this interpretation. The fact that Michael actually won the court case shocked Chris, and he saw this as a theft by Michael. &lt;br /&gt;
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As Chris continued to dwell on these issues, he came up with a new conspiracy to explain his original ban. In this version, [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] had recruited Michael into a conspiracy to destroy his life. Just as Chris and his parents had been coming close to discovering this Game PLACe conspiracy in 2008, Michael had banned him. Furthermore, as part of the &amp;quot;trap&amp;quot; Michael had laid on 28 October 2011, he had bribed the police to beat him up and falsify their reports. By September 2013, he regarded Michael, Megan and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as some sort of axis of evil, &amp;quot;the Top Three Fiends and Enemies of my lifetime; the ones who actually have Devastated my Heart, my Soul, my Reputation Online AND in Person/Real Life, my Emotions, AND my Life in General all-around.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris claimed that he randomly encountered Snyder in public some time in August 2013:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|WTH... The same [[Manajerks|Manajerk]] of Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys gave me the finger at [[List of restaurants#Sheetz|Sheetz]] in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], and threatened me with &amp;quot;Relax, I'm not going to hurt you&amp;quot; in my face at [[McDonald's|McDonalds]] in Ruckersville; both in the same Morning a few weeks ago. I did not respond to either at the times. He violate [sic] his own &amp;quot;restraining order.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Offline Troll/Bully]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris clearly interpreted Mike's calming words as a threat. He also displayed his characteristic ignorance of [[Chris and the law|the law]] - Chris was required to keep away from Snyder, not vice versa. This is Snyder's last known interaction in regards to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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By June 2014, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys had been closed for unknown reasons. Chris took some comfort from this, assuming that Michael's &amp;quot;get-rich-quick scheme&amp;quot; of filing the civil suit had somehow failed.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Medallions|The Mr. Smith Situation]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Whether Michael succumbed to Chris's curses, emigrated to Israel, or met some other fate is unclear and due to chris not saying anything recent about him, we may never know.&lt;br /&gt;
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As of August 2017, Chris not only still believes Mike Snyder set him up, but also blames him for [[Chris and money|blowing all of Bob's pension]] during the [[This is how the Trial went|2012 plea bargain hearing]]. Because [[Chris and reality|&amp;quot;Mike rubbing his legs against Chris's car&amp;quot; is somehow to blame]], as opposed to hiring an [[Rob Bell|expensive lawyer]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[August 2017 Facebook posts#Chris still blames Snyder for everything]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Snyder's YouTube Comments==&lt;br /&gt;
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Mike had a YouTube account, ''TheRcholic'', which he used to comment on some of Chris's videos.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20130408132328/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=u_p6bShW97Y&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|If any of you have a; problem with me, you can call me anytime at 1-301-693-0794.&lt;br /&gt;
I am happy to take you on.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|I have﻿ been told I have no recourse for any of his actions, and his encouraging people to harass me. Turnabout is fair play??}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|By, the way, he was reading from a script he had written on a piece of paper.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|By the way, I'm not Jewish, but the last name is German, originally Schneider. He uses Jew because [[Niggos|Black and Nigger]] almost got him seriously hurt.﻿ He uses the word like a curse word.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|I want to thank all my fans for their calls supporting me, and feel he needs﻿ to stay home and get your calls. His phone number in the book is 434-990-0198. Happy dialing,&lt;br /&gt;
Mike&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Elvis has left the building}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of 2008, and nothing has sunken into that clown head of his.&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In response to another comment 'I think inbreeding is partly to﻿ blame also'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|No, the current thinking is his mother had fossilized﻿ eggs, and his father's sperm were in a walker, plus drinking heavily during the pregnancy didn't help. Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After the events of 4 [[June 2010]]:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quoteboxgreen|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On the [[Greene County Conspiracy]] video:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Signed,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
That goddamn Michael Snyder}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[6 June 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[28 October 2011]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic Archive of the YouTube account]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{GamePlaceSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{SecondExile}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:Snyder, Michael}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{articleofthenow}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Manajerks]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:The GAMe PLACe]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===Before Christ===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 13.8 billion years BC''' - Chris is a resident of [[Kidasuna]].&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag&amp;gt;[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Call 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Big Bang}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 66 million years BC''' - Chris is [[Banned|exiled]] from Kidasuna to Earth.&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 3.4 million years BC''' - The Stone Age. You'd have to tell me twice.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Classical antiquity===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|200px|Jesus as depicted by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 4 BC – AD 30''' - Approximate life of [[Jesus Christ]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Medieval period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris on Merlin.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|Chris on Merlin]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 5th-6th centuries AD''' - Approximate life of the mythical British figures [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] and [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]], assuming they existed at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1220s''' Birth of Sir Robert Aguillon, father of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Aguillon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 25 Mar 1258''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]] (née Aguillon) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 29 September 1259''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1281''' Marriage of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1282''' Birth of Thomas Bardolf, the 6th great-grandfather of [[Anne Boleyn]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1283''' Birth of Margery Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1284''' Birth of William Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1286''' Death of Robert Aguillon.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1294''' Birth of Nicola Bardolf. Chris's 18th great-grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 February 1299''' Hugh Bardolf becomes Baron Bardolf via Parliment.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 20 September 1304''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 May 1323''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1389''' - King Arthur [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|commands Merlin to exile all dragons]], dividing the universe in two according to Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021#Chris's Response]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Note that Chris sees nothing wrong with placing Arthur's reign in the late Middle Ages.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1390s''' - [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] writes [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]], one of his [[wikipedia:Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]. About 600 years later it would be the subject of one of Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|high school essays]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Early modern period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|200px|Dr. William M. Teer, Bob's maternal great-grandfather and Confederate veteran.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1499 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Mary Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1501 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Anne Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1513''' - Birth of [[John Chaundeler]], Chris' 13th great-grandfather. At some point in his life (which will last until 1571), John will [[Christopher's name change|change his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of our hero's surname.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1610''' - John Chandler, Chris's direct male [[Family tree|ancestor]], arrives in [[wikipedia:Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown, Virginia]] on board the ''Hercules''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''30 April 1659''' - Birth of Robert L. Chandler, II&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1732''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration of Independence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1791''' - The 1st through the 10th [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendments]] to the United States Constitution are ratified.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1805 - Sept 1866'''- The life of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler, Chris's great-great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 January 1819''' - [[Wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Thomas Jefferson]] founded the [[University of Virginia]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''c. 1820s''' - [[Chandler Family Tree#Francis Weston|Francis Weston]], Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her direct paternal line, immigrates from England to the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1828''' - [[Western State Hospital]] admits its first patients.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 April 1832 – January 1925''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]], Chris's great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''12 April 1861 – 26 May 1865''' - The [[wikipedia:American Civil War|American Civil War]] takes place, and is fought between the Union (the [[United States]] government and the states that remain loyal to it) and the Confederacy (formed from the states that had seceded from the Union, seeking to preserve the enslavement of [[Niggos|African Americans]]). Several of Chris' ancestors (the &amp;quot;[[Chandler Family Tree#Dixiechus|Dixiechus]]&amp;quot;) fight in the civil war on the side of the Confederacy. However, despite their efforts, the Yankees [[troll]] the Confederacy out of existence in 1865.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''8 May 1861''' - The Confederate States of America names [[Richmond]] as its capital.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''1862''' - Bob's maternal great-grandfather, [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]], contracts hepatitis and suffers serious injuries (including a shattered right arm and a damaged spleen) during the American Civil War, nearly preventing all of Christory a century before it began. However, William would survive his injuries, allowing him to father Mary Francis Teer (Bob's maternal grandmother) a decade later.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''' 23 January 1871''' - Birth of Joseph Jeesie Chandler, Bob's paternal grandfather &lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1882 – January 1954''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Robert Wynn|Robert Wynn]], Barbara's maternal grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite web&lt;br /&gt;
|url     = https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862369/joseph-otto-weston&lt;br /&gt;
|website = Find a Grave&lt;br /&gt;
|title   = Joseph Otto Weston&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===1900s===&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1900s''' decade, Chris' paternal grandparents (Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon) were born - less than 2 months apart. Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston, was aged 3-13 in this decade, while his maternal grandmother had not been born yet. This is the last decade in which all of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1900s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 February 1908''' - [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] is established.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1910s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|200px|Bob's maternal grandfather, John James Hollomon, in 1910.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1910s''', Chris' youngest grandparent, Carrie Edna Wynn (Bob's mother) was born. The decade also saw the death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and daughter of Confederate Veteran [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]]. With her death, 7 of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this decade, Chris' maternal grandfather Joseph Otto Weston was aged 13-23, his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 0-8, and his paternal grandparents - Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon - were both aged 3-13.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade saw the outbreak of World War I, in which Joseph Otto Weston participated.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1910s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 December 1911''' - Birth of Elmer Thomas Rickman, Barbara's stepfather&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1914''' - Death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 July 1914 - 11 November 1918''' - [[Manchester High Leaks|World War I]]&lt;br /&gt;
**'''December 1917''' - Barbara's father, Joseph Otto Weston is drafted into the United States Army to fight in World War I. &amp;lt;ref name=Joseph&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33SQ-GYY1-NWC?i=2974&amp;amp;cc=1968530&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AK6CB-L6D&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1920s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob's birth certificate.png|thumb|200px|Bob's birth certificate]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Bob Chandler was born in the same year the [[TV]] was invented, and lived long enough for his extremely [[autistic]] [[Chris|son]] to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|scream about his house]] being on the internet for millions to see, and for him to unintentionally create one of the greatest moments in internet history.&lt;br /&gt;
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RIP Bob. It's probably good you didn't live to see [[Affair with Mother|how it all turned out.]]|spaghettimkay5795, 2023&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk&amp;amp;lc=Ugz-lQrynPZLYkCUhVd4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
The '''1920s''' saw Chris' paternal grandparents marry one another, both being aged 20 at the time of matrimony. 14 months later, they birthed Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]], who was aged 0-2 in this decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston was aged 23-33, while his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 8-18. 7 of Chris' great-grandparents lived at the start of this decade, and this number stayed stable throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1920s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Chris's birthday|24 February]] 1920''' - The German Workers' Party is renamed to the National Socialist German Workers' Party - now known as the [[Nazi]] Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1926''' - Bob's parents, Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon marry in [[Dallas]], Texas. Soon after, Robert and Jean move to Lake City, Flordia, where Robert was living at the time of the marriage.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''5 February 1927''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]] in Fort Worth, Texas &amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 September 1927''' - {{w|Philo Farnsworth}}'s image dissector camera tube transmits its first image, a simple straight line, at his laboratory in [[Cole Smithey#California (1980-96)|San Francisco]]. This is often credited as the invention of [[television]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 September 1928''' - Birth of [[Jack Dale Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===1930s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob 1938.png|thumb|400px|Bob (highlighted with a red star) alongside other students in the Mignon Methodist church, 1938.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]], 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1930s''' comprised most of Bob's childhood, who was aged 2-12 at the time. The decade saw most of Chris' remaining great-grandparents succumb to the sands of time: At the start of the decade 7 remained, but after the death of Victoria Thompson (Barbara's maternal grandmother) in 1935, Martha Headley (Bob's paternal grandmother) in 1937, Sarah Hamilton (Barbara's paternal grandmother) in 1938, and Joseph Edward Weston (Barbara's paternal grandfather) in 1939, only 3 remained. Furthermore, this is the last decade in which all of Chris' grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1930s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 July 1931''' - Birth of [[Jerry Harmon|Walter &amp;quot;Jerry&amp;quot; Harmon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''21 March 1932'''- The  {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}} occurs. Bob's great-uncles John and Rufus are killed instantly when it strikes John's farm&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933''' - Establishment of [[Nazi]] Germany.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 January 1934''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933'''- Bob's family move to Sylacauga, Alabama from Garland, Texas. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December, 1939''' - Birth of [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===1940s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|thumb|200px|Barbara as a toddler]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob Chandler 1945.png|thumb|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!|Chris on World War II, late 1990s&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1940s''' saw the birth of Chris' mother [[Barbara]], who was aged 0-8 in this decade, while Bob was aged 12-22 and graduated high school. At the start of the decade, 3 of Chris' great-grandparents were alive. After the sands of time swallowed Bob's paternal grandfather Joseph Chandler in 1947, John Hollomon and Robert Wynn - Bob and Barb's maternal grandfathers respectively - were the last men standing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, with the death of Chris' paternal grandmother Jean Hollomon in 1945, only 3 of Chris' grandparents remained.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade comprised most of World War II and saw the [[United States]]' entry into the war, with Bob's father Robert Franklin Chandler participating.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1940s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 November 1942''' - Birth of [[Joe Biden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1943''' - [[Wikipedia:Leo_Kanner|Leo Kanner]] releases a report on a group of children with similar behavior which Kanner calls early infantile autism, thus giving Autism its modern sense in English.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, Alabama.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April – 2 May 1945''' - The [[Russia|Soviet Union]] wins the [[wikipedia:Battle of Berlin|Battle of Berlin]], destroying [[Nazis|Nazi Germany]] and ending World War II in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''30 April 1945''' - Suicide of Adolf Hitler. His main assistant will later be reincarnated as [[Beel]] and troll Chris within [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mLPSHWdZc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 November 1946''' - Birth of [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Ted Bundy}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603120855/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1950s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bobauburn1951.PNG|thumb|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|thumb|Barbara in 1958.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near {{w|Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak}} {{w|Charlotte County, Virginia|Charlotte County}}. Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel. His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station. Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck. Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of [[Richmond]], and [[Aunt Corrina|Mrs. Edward Carey]] and Misses [[Barbara]] Ann, Mabel and [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston]], of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and [[Curtis Wayne Weston]], of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.|Obituary to Barbara's father&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1950s''' saw Bob (aged 22-32) graduate with a Bachelor of Electrical Engineering, and his marriage with Patricia Harley, while Barb (aged 8-18) gradually progressed through high school. At the start of the decade, 2 of Chris' great-grandparents - John Hollomon and Robert Wynn remained alive. John died in 1950, while Robert - the last man standing - died in 1952. A few years later in 1955, Barbara's father died, leaving 2 of Chris' grandparents alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Events of the 1950s ====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a BEE degree in Electrical Engineering. He then moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina for work. He is first hired as a test planning engineer for Radar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 November 1952''' - Birth of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity at the age of 27.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1955''' - Bob's father, stepmother and his first four half siblings moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1955''' - Bob and John H. Judd Jr. file a patent for an electrical terminal block.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 September 1956''' - Bob marries his first wife Patricia Harley in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1956-1960''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] while in high school.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot;&amp;gt;According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November 1956''' - Bob is transferred from Western Electric to General Electric to Utica, NY&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1957''' - Ran graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}}, in South Hill, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1957''' - Ran enters {{w|Wake Forest University}} in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1959''' - Bob and John's patent for an electrical terminal block is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1960s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JerryBarb&amp;amp;Cole.jpg|thumb|[[Jerry Harmon]] with [[Barbara]] and young [[Cole]] in late 1960s/early 1970s]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RobertChandler1960s.png|thumb|Bob around the late 1960s]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|[[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills, 2007.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1960s''', Barbara (aged 18-28) graduated Randolph-Henry High School, married Ran Coleman Yeatts, and mothered Chris' half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who was aged 0-6 in this decade. Together with Patricia Harley, Bob (aged 32-42) fathered two children: [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandmother Carrie died in 1968, leaving Robert F Chandler his sole remaining grandparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1960s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1960''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] graduates from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 March 1960''' - Birth of [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1960''' - Birth of [[Takashi Tezuka]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's suspected biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1961''' - Birth of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts at a Baptist church in Wylliesburg, Virginia; The same day, Barbara moved to Richmond to live with Yeatts.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 November 1961''' - Birth of [[David Alan Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1962''' - Bob goes on a business trip to Boston. This is presumably the furthest north Bob has ever visited in the United States&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1962''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts deserts Barbara (according to the date given on her divorce certificate).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 May 1963''' - Barbara is granted a divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1963''' - The [[Manchester High Leaks#Women's Movement notes|Equal Pay Act]] is signed into law&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 November 1963''' - Assassination of [[Manchester High Leaks#JFK Assassination|John F. Kennedy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April 1964''' - Birth of [[Michael Hirtes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 May 1964''' - [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Victoria Weston]], Chris's aunt, marries [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Thomas Eugene Ashby]].&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 July 1964''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1966''' - Jerry Harmon becomes Cole's stepfather.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 December 1966''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] files a patent for a vehicle logging system.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 April 1967''' - Birth of [[Rob Bell|Robert B. Bell III]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1967''' - [[Operation Snowball]] goes on tour for the first time. For two weeks, Jerry, Barb and four-year-old Cole travel around Virginia on a Cessna twin-engine airplane, performing magic tricks for inmates at mental hospitals. The family would do this every [[Christmas]] season for the next ten years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://newspaperarchive.com/petersburg-progress-index-nov-28-1967-p-9/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 June 1968''' - Barbara marries Jerry Harmon in Washington DC.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 August 1968''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 December 1969''' - Birth of [[Jay Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1970s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BobAndColeMeet.jpg|thumb|Chris-imitative fanart of Bob and Barbara meeting at Maddy's Pub in 1979]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.|[[April 2012 Facebook posts|Chris on Facebook]], 2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chandler_family_reunion_1975.png|thumb|Chandler Family Reunion in 1975.&lt;br /&gt;
Left to right, (first row) are Robert Sr, Dorothy, Beverly, [[Bob]], Larry, Jimmy, Frances, (second row) Ray, Jane, Joan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1970s''', Bob (aged 42-52) moved to Richmond, divorced his wife Patricia, and lost his father Robert (also Chris' last grandparent to die). Near the end of the decade, he met his future wife Barbara (who was aged 28-38 in this decade) at Matt's British Pub.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1970s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1971-1974''' - Barbara [[Saturday Night Special|nearly kills]] [[Cole]] while trying to frighten off a burglar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] is chartered.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1975''' - Bob moves to [[Richmond]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus&amp;quot; is published.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 June 1976''' - Bob and Patricia are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1976 (approx.)''' - Operation Snowball goes on tour for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob volunteers as sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in the Shockoe Slip neighborhood of Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 November 1977''' - [[Wes Iseli]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 August 1978''' - Barbara and Jerry are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1978-1979''' - [[Thorg]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; (probably Chris's mangling of Matt's British Pub).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara hears Bob sing and is smitten by him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===Before Christ===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 13.8 billion years BC''' - Chris is a resident of [[Kidasuna]].&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag&amp;gt;[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Call 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Big Bang}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 66 million years BC''' - Chris is [[Banned|exiled]] from Kidasuna to Earth.&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 3.4 million years BC''' - The Stone Age. You'd have to tell me twice.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Classical antiquity===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|200px|Jesus as depicted by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 4 BC – AD 30''' - Approximate life of [[Jesus Christ]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Medieval period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris on Merlin.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|Chris on Merlin]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 5th-6th centuries AD''' - Approximate life of the mythical British figures [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] and [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]], assuming they existed at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1220s''' Birth of Sir Robert Aguillon, father of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Aguillon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 25 Mar 1258''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]] (née Aguillon) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 29 September 1259''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1281''' Marriage of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1282''' Birth of Thomas Bardolf, the 6th great-grandfather of [[Anne Boleyn]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1283''' Birth of Margery Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1284''' Birth of William Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1286''' Death of Robert Aguillon.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1294''' Birth of Nicola Bardolf. Chris's 18th great-grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 February 1299''' Hugh Bardolf becomes Baron Bardolf via Parliment.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 20 September 1304''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 May 1323''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1389''' - King Arthur [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|commands Merlin to exile all dragons]], dividing the universe in two according to Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021#Chris's Response]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Note that Chris sees nothing wrong with placing Arthur's reign in the late Middle Ages.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1390s''' - [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] writes [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]], one of his [[wikipedia:Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]. About 600 years later it would be the subject of one of Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|high school essays]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Early modern period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|200px|Dr. William M. Teer, Bob's maternal great-grandfather and Confederate veteran.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1499 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Mary Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1501 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Anne Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1513''' - Birth of [[John Chaundeler]], Chris' 13th great-grandfather. At some point in his life (which will last until 1571), John will [[Christopher's name change|change his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of our hero's surname.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1610''' - John Chandler, Chris's direct male [[Family tree|ancestor]], arrives in [[wikipedia:Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown, Virginia]] on board the ''Hercules''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''30 April 1659''' - Birth of Robert L. Chandler, II&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1732''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration of Independence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1791''' - The 1st through the 10th [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendments]] to the United States Constitution are ratified.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1805 - Sept 1866'''- The life of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler, Chris's great-great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 January 1819''' - [[Wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Thomas Jefferson]] founded the [[University of Virginia]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''c. 1820s''' - [[Chandler Family Tree#Francis Weston|Francis Weston]], Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her direct paternal line, immigrates from England to the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1828''' - [[Western State Hospital]] admits its first patients.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 April 1832 – January 1925''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]], Chris's great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''12 April 1861 – 26 May 1865''' - The [[wikipedia:American Civil War|American Civil War]] takes place, and is fought between the Union (the [[United States]] government and the states that remain loyal to it) and the Confederacy (formed from the states that had seceded from the Union, seeking to preserve the enslavement of [[Niggos|African Americans]]). Several of Chris' ancestors (the &amp;quot;[[Chandler Family Tree#Dixiechus|Dixiechus]]&amp;quot;) fight in the civil war on the side of the Confederacy. However, despite their efforts, the Yankees [[troll]] the Confederacy out of existence in 1865.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''8 May 1861''' - The Confederate States of America names [[Richmond]] as its capital.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''1862''' - Bob's maternal great-grandfather, [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]], contracts hepatitis and suffers serious injuries (including a shattered right arm and a damaged spleen) during the American Civil War, nearly preventing all of Christory a century before it began. However, William would survive his injuries, allowing him to father Mary Francis Teer (Bob's maternal grandmother) a decade later.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''' 23 January 1871''' - Birth of Joseph Jeesie Chandler, Bob's paternal grandfather &lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1882 – January 1954''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Robert Wynn|Robert Wynn]], Barbara's maternal grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite web&lt;br /&gt;
|url     = https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862369/joseph-otto-weston&lt;br /&gt;
|website = Find a Grave&lt;br /&gt;
|title   = Joseph Otto Weston&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1900s===&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1900s''' decade, Chris' paternal grandparents (Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon) were born - less than 2 months apart. Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston, was aged 3-13 in this decade, while his maternal grandmother had not been born yet. This is the last decade in which all of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1900s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 February 1908''' - [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] is established.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1910s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|200px|Bob's maternal grandfather, John James Hollomon, in 1910.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1910s''', Chris' youngest grandparent, Carrie Edna Wynn (Bob's mother) was born. The decade also saw the death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and daughter of Confederate Veteran [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]]. With her death, 7 of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this decade, Chris' maternal grandfather Joseph Otto Weston was aged 13-23, his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 0-8, and his paternal grandparents - Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon - were both aged 3-13.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade saw the outbreak of World War I, in which Joseph Otto Weston participated.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1910s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 December 1911''' - Birth of Elmer Thomas Rickman, Barbara's stepfather&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1914''' - Death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 July 1914 - 11 November 1918''' - [[Manchester High Leaks|World War I]]&lt;br /&gt;
**'''December 1917''' - Barbara's father, Joseph Otto Weston is drafted into the United States Army to fight in World War I. &amp;lt;ref name=Joseph&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33SQ-GYY1-NWC?i=2974&amp;amp;cc=1968530&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AK6CB-L6D&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1920s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob's birth certificate.png|thumb|200px|Bob's birth certificate]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Bob Chandler was born in the same year the [[TV]] was invented, and lived long enough for his extremely [[autistic]] [[Chris|son]] to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|scream about his house]] being on the internet for millions to see, and for him to unintentionally create one of the greatest moments in internet history.&lt;br /&gt;
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RIP Bob. It's probably good you didn't live to see [[Affair with Mother|how it all turned out.]]|spaghettimkay5795, 2023&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk&amp;amp;lc=Ugz-lQrynPZLYkCUhVd4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
The '''1920s''' saw Chris' paternal grandparents marry one another, both being aged 20 at the time of matrimony. 14 months later, they birthed Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]], who was aged 0-2 in this decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston was aged 23-33, while his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 8-18. 7 of Chris' great-grandparents lived at the start of this decade, and this number stayed stable throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1920s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Chris's birthday|24 February]] 1920''' - The German Workers' Party is renamed to the National Socialist German Workers' Party - now known as the [[Nazi]] Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1926''' - Bob's parents, Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon marry in [[Dallas]], Texas. Soon after, Robert and Jean move to Lake City, Flordia, where Robert was living at the time of the marriage.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''5 February 1927''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 September 1927''' - {{w|Philo Farnsworth}}'s image dissector camera tube transmits its first image, a simple straight line, at his laboratory in [[Cole Smithey#California (1980-96)|San Francisco]]. This is often credited as the invention of [[television]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 September 1928''' - Birth of [[Jack Dale Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===1930s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob 1938.png|thumb|400px|Bob (highlighted with a red star) alongside other students in the Mignon Methodist church, 1938.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]], 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1930s''' comprised most of Bob's childhood, who was aged 2-12 at the time. The decade saw most of Chris' remaining great-grandparents succumb to the sands of time: At the start of the decade 7 remained, but after the death of Victoria Thompson (Barbara's maternal grandmother) in 1935, Martha Headley (Bob's paternal grandmother) in 1937, Sarah Hamilton (Barbara's paternal grandmother) in 1938, and Joseph Edward Weston (Barbara's paternal grandfather) in 1939, only 3 remained. Furthermore, this is the last decade in which all of Chris' grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1930s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 July 1931''' - Birth of [[Jerry Harmon|Walter &amp;quot;Jerry&amp;quot; Harmon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''21 March 1932'''- The  {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}} occurs. Bob's great-uncles John and Rufus are killed instantly when it strikes John's farm&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933''' - Establishment of [[Nazi]] Germany.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 January 1934''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933'''- Bob's family move to Sylacauga, Alabama from Garland, Texas. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December, 1939''' - Birth of [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===1940s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|thumb|200px|Barbara as a toddler]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob Chandler 1945.png|thumb|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!|Chris on World War II, late 1990s&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1940s''' saw the birth of Chris' mother [[Barbara]], who was aged 0-8 in this decade, while Bob was aged 12-22 and graduated high school. At the start of the decade, 3 of Chris' great-grandparents were alive. After the sands of time swallowed Bob's paternal grandfather Joseph Chandler in 1947, John Hollomon and Robert Wynn - Bob and Barb's maternal grandfathers respectively - were the last men standing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, with the death of Chris' paternal grandmother Jean Hollomon in 1945, only 3 of Chris' grandparents remained.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade comprised most of World War II and saw the [[United States]]' entry into the war, with Bob's father Robert Franklin Chandler participating.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1940s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 November 1942''' - Birth of [[Joe Biden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1943''' - [[Wikipedia:Leo_Kanner|Leo Kanner]] releases a report on a group of children with similar behavior which Kanner calls early infantile autism, thus giving Autism its modern sense in English.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, Alabama.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April – 2 May 1945''' - The [[Russia|Soviet Union]] wins the [[wikipedia:Battle of Berlin|Battle of Berlin]], destroying [[Nazis|Nazi Germany]] and ending World War II in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''30 April 1945''' - Suicide of Adolf Hitler. His main assistant will later be reincarnated as [[Beel]] and troll Chris within [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mLPSHWdZc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 November 1946''' - Birth of [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Ted Bundy}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603120855/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1950s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bobauburn1951.PNG|thumb|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|thumb|Barbara in 1958.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near {{w|Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak}} {{w|Charlotte County, Virginia|Charlotte County}}. Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel. His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station. Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck. Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of [[Richmond]], and [[Aunt Corrina|Mrs. Edward Carey]] and Misses [[Barbara]] Ann, Mabel and [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston]], of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and [[Curtis Wayne Weston]], of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.|Obituary to Barbara's father&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1950s''' saw Bob (aged 22-32) graduate with a Bachelor of Electrical Engineering, and his marriage with Patricia Harley, while Barb (aged 8-18) gradually progressed through high school. At the start of the decade, 2 of Chris' great-grandparents - John Hollomon and Robert Wynn remained alive. John died in 1950, while Robert - the last man standing - died in 1952. A few years later in 1955, Barbara's father died, leaving 2 of Chris' grandparents alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Events of the 1950s ====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a BEE degree in Electrical Engineering. He then moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina for work. He is first hired as a test planning engineer for Radar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 November 1952''' - Birth of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity at the age of 27.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1955''' - Bob's father, stepmother and his first four half siblings moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1955''' - Bob and John H. Judd Jr. file a patent for an electrical terminal block.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 September 1956''' - Bob marries his first wife Patricia Harley in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1956-1960''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] while in high school.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot;&amp;gt;According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November 1956''' - Bob is transferred from Western Electric to General Electric to Utica, NY&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1957''' - Ran graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}}, in South Hill, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1957''' - Ran enters {{w|Wake Forest University}} in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1959''' - Bob and John's patent for an electrical terminal block is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1960s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JerryBarb&amp;amp;Cole.jpg|thumb|[[Jerry Harmon]] with [[Barbara]] and young [[Cole]] in late 1960s/early 1970s]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RobertChandler1960s.png|thumb|Bob around the late 1960s]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|[[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills, 2007.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1960s''', Barbara (aged 18-28) graduated Randolph-Henry High School, married Ran Coleman Yeatts, and mothered Chris' half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who was aged 0-6 in this decade. Together with Patricia Harley, Bob (aged 32-42) fathered two children: [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandmother Carrie died in 1968, leaving Robert F Chandler his sole remaining grandparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1960s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1960''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] graduates from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 March 1960''' - Birth of [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1960''' - Birth of [[Takashi Tezuka]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's suspected biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1961''' - Birth of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts at a Baptist church in Wylliesburg, Virginia; The same day, Barbara moved to Richmond to live with Yeatts.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 November 1961''' - Birth of [[David Alan Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1962''' - Bob goes on a business trip to Boston. This is presumably the furthest north Bob has ever visited in the United States&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1962''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts deserts Barbara (according to the date given on her divorce certificate).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 May 1963''' - Barbara is granted a divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1963''' - The [[Manchester High Leaks#Women's Movement notes|Equal Pay Act]] is signed into law&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 November 1963''' - Assassination of [[Manchester High Leaks#JFK Assassination|John F. Kennedy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April 1964''' - Birth of [[Michael Hirtes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 May 1964''' - [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Victoria Weston]], Chris's aunt, marries [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Thomas Eugene Ashby]].&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 July 1964''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1966''' - Jerry Harmon becomes Cole's stepfather.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 December 1966''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] files a patent for a vehicle logging system.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 April 1967''' - Birth of [[Rob Bell|Robert B. Bell III]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1967''' - [[Operation Snowball]] goes on tour for the first time. For two weeks, Jerry, Barb and four-year-old Cole travel around Virginia on a Cessna twin-engine airplane, performing magic tricks for inmates at mental hospitals. The family would do this every [[Christmas]] season for the next ten years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://newspaperarchive.com/petersburg-progress-index-nov-28-1967-p-9/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 June 1968''' - Barbara marries Jerry Harmon in Washington DC.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 August 1968''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 December 1969''' - Birth of [[Jay Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1970s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BobAndColeMeet.jpg|thumb|Chris-imitative fanart of Bob and Barbara meeting at Maddy's Pub in 1979]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.|[[April 2012 Facebook posts|Chris on Facebook]], 2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chandler_family_reunion_1975.png|thumb|Chandler Family Reunion in 1975.&lt;br /&gt;
Left to right, (first row) are Robert Sr, Dorothy, Beverly, [[Bob]], Larry, Jimmy, Frances, (second row) Ray, Jane, Joan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1970s''', Bob (aged 42-52) moved to Richmond, divorced his wife Patricia, and lost his father Robert (also Chris' last grandparent to die). Near the end of the decade, he met his future wife Barbara (who was aged 28-38 in this decade) at Matt's British Pub.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1970s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1971-1974''' - Barbara [[Saturday Night Special|nearly kills]] [[Cole]] while trying to frighten off a burglar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] is chartered.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1975''' - Bob moves to [[Richmond]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus&amp;quot; is published.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 June 1976''' - Bob and Patricia are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1976 (approx.)''' - Operation Snowball goes on tour for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob volunteers as sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in the Shockoe Slip neighborhood of Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 November 1977''' - [[Wes Iseli]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 August 1978''' - Barbara and Jerry are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1978-1979''' - [[Thorg]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; (probably Chris's mangling of Matt's British Pub).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara hears Bob sing and is smitten by him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chronology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2005&amp;diff=327650</id>
		<title>2005</title>
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		<updated>2024-09-30T15:44:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cilria2: No more. since I was finally able to find it&lt;/p&gt;
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[[Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2005''', posing with a bootleg [[Lego]] set.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jerkops2004.jpg|thumb|Chris, in trouble with the [[Jerkop]]s.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Anamc.jpg|thumb|On '''29 March 2005''', [[Anna McLerran]] tells Chris that his [[Hanna|date]] was a troll.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sprung-20041214044341754.jpg|thumb|On '''5 April 2005''', Chris's letter about ''[[Sprung]]'' is featured in ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]]''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0658-ANIME513.JPG|thumb|On '''17 June 2005''', Chris went to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] [[convention]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Target Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|On '''20 July 2005''', Chris was arrested for loitering at his local [[Target]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|On '''28 July 2005''', Chris is arrested for bad driving.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|On '''5 November 2005''', Chris gets his first e-mail from [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''2005''' is the year where [[Chris]] turned 23 years old. It was, in retrospect, Chris's most productive year, largely due to the amount of free time he received upon being expelled from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|his college]]. He drew four issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], and put much emphasis and effort into his [[Love Quest]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
June and July were tumultuous, characterized by a series of fights between Chris and the local [[Jerkop|authorities]], these clashes resulting in a court hearing with the charge being dropped, and, according to Chris, severe traumatic scarring. &lt;br /&gt;
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This year also saw Chris gaining two of his most renowned friends, [[Anna McLerran]] and [[Megan Schroeder]]. The first, a Mormon PacSun employee, Chris met while [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|pacing the]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] on his Love Quest. The second, an insecure female otaku, he met playing ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' at his [[The GAMe PLACe|local game store]]. His friendship with the latter would not end happily.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of 2005==&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Unknown''' - Chris has a [[dream]] in which the Grim Reaper tells him that his father [[Bob]] will not die until [[2015]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===January===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''January 9''' - Chris sends in a letter to ''[[Nintendo Power]]'', which details how the Nintendo DS game ''[[Sprung]]'' (temporarily) helped him with his Love Quest.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''January 29''' - An &amp;quot;Abercrombie modle&amp;quot; [sic] who likes Sonic and Pokémon writes in Chris's guestbook, saying that she's seen him at the mall, but can't go up to him because the way he paces is so intimidating.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''January 29''' - Another &amp;quot;hot girl&amp;quot; writes in Chris's guestbook, saying that he is a really down to earth guy, and he can meet her if he goes to [[Chick-fil-A]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===February===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February''' - ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #7 comes out.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February 3''' - Chris registers at the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim message boards]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February 5''' - Anna writes &amp;quot;[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]&amp;quot;, an eyewitness report of Chris's Love Quest. Later, she becomes friends with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February 8''' - Chris visits Anna at PacSun. She is not pleased.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February 24''' - Chris is snowed in, and therefore can't celebrate his 23rd birthday. It is postponed to the 26th.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February 24''' - Chris records his [[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] for submission to [[Adult Swim]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February 26''' - Chris celebrates his 23rd birthday at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] with his friends and parents.&lt;br /&gt;
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===March===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''March 8''' - Chris draws a picture of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''March 15''' - Chris finishes and publishes the [[Sonichu 0|premiere issue]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''March 25''' - Chris draws [[Sonichu 0#Sub-Episode 1: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Jerkop-tastropie&amp;quot;|Sub-Episode 1]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''March 29''' - Chris is approached by [[Hanna]] at the mall. Hanna asks him out for coffee, and he is thrilled that his Love Quest has been completed. After the informal date, Anna reveals to Chris that Hanna was [[troll]]ing him. He gets Hanna to confirm the truth and shouts &amp;quot;NOOOOOOOOO!&amp;quot;. Chris writes about the incident in his [[CWC's Diary]] and adapts the story into [[Sub-Episode 2]]. Chris's outburst gets him banned from the mall (again) by [[ScotPalazzo]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''March 31'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris draws [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]].&lt;br /&gt;
** ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #8 comes out.&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris updates [[Story of My Current Days]], and renames it to ''Story of my Love Quest Days''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===April===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April''' - Chris receives a reply to a letter he sent to [[Nintendo]]. He interprets it as meaning that he needs to &amp;quot;generate hype&amp;quot; to turn Sonichu into a video game.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Blanca Emails, August 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April''' - On the Adult Swim message boards, Chris expresses anger about losing the Harvey Birdman [[contest]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April''' - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #9 comes out.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April 2''' - Chris buys the [[Megatron pistol]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] for [[Chris and money|$90]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Cwc receipt.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April 5''' - Chris's letter is featured in the March/April 2005 issue of ''Nintendo Power''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April 13''' - A [[University of Virginia]] student blogs about her sighting of Chris at Alderman Library.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April 24''' - Chris draws [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] and [[Sub-Episode 3]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===May===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''May 1''' - ''[[Family Guy]]'' is brought back for new episodes on Fox.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''May 25''' - Chris uploads [[CWC's Cool Profile]] on AOL.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===June===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''June''' - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #10 comes out. This is the final issue.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''June 17–19''' - Chris attends the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] [[convention]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''June 20'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris draws [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris is at the McDonald's in his local Wal-Mart when he is confronted by [[Merried Seinor Comic]] and [[B-Manajerk]], who call the police when he refuses to cooperate. Chris hides his [[Attraction Sign]] so he won't be accused of solicitation again, but he is kicked out of McDonald's for the day.&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris adapts this misadventure in [[Sub-Episode 4]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''June 22'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris returns to McDonald's, and has another argument with the B-Manajerk. B-Manajerk asks [[W-M-Manajerk]] to intervene, but Chris refuses to speak to all men except his father. Chris flees, flipping them off and issuing [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s, and apparently almost hits one of the [[Manajerk]]s with his car.&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris speaks to Anna, who suggests sharing his story with the press; he gives up when he cannot find a non-male to speak with at the newspaper office.&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris reports the events of June 20–22 in his diary.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''June 25''' - Chris draws [[Sub-Episode 5]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===July===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 1''' - Chris's friend Linnea posts a comment on his [[MySpace]] page saying hi.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 2''' - A friend wishes Chris a good night in a MySpace comment.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 9''' - Chris draws [[Sub-Episode 6]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 13''' - Chris's friend Linnea says thank you for the birthday present in a comment on MySpace.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 20'''&lt;br /&gt;
** At [[Get-Tar Region|Target]], Chris is confronted by Manajerks for his loitering. When Chris refuses to leave, the police are summoned, and he is physically subdued and arrested. Chris is charged with disorderly conduct and trespassing; [[Marcus Baggett]] is the arresting officer. He is released into the custody of his family before the end of the day.&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris writes in his diary about the [[stress]] of being crushed under the weight of the [[Jerkops]] and losing circulation in his hands from the handcuffs.&lt;br /&gt;
** These events would be dramatized later in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 21''' - Chris posts about the events of the previous day on [[MySpace]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 23''' - Chris draws [[Sub-Episode 7]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 28''' - Chris is arrested for &amp;quot;following too close&amp;quot; in his car. He claims that he caused an accident after a &amp;quot;math problem&amp;quot; got stuck in his head.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 29''' - Chris goes to court for the trouble he made at Target. He is not punished.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 30''' - A female friend posts a brief friendly comment on Chris's [[MySpace]] page.&lt;br /&gt;
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===August===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August''' - Chris returns to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] after his one-year suspension.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August''' - Chris and several other friends of [[Anna]] organize a surprise party for her 20th birthday, which is also a farewell party. Soon after this she moves to Utah.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#A walk to remember (1:14:23–1:21:43)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 3''' - A woman named Samantha posts a MySpace comment saying she hopes to chat with Chris soon.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 9''' - On MySpace, Chris asks a woman named [[MySpace messages|Jalena]] if she would be interested in him.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 11''' - Chris updates his MySpace profile.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 13''' - Chris flatters Jalena and says he'd like to treat her to a soda.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 14''' - Chris attempts to seal the deal of a date with Jalena.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 21''' - Jalena finally gets back to Chris and tries to brush him off. It goes right over his head.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 22''' - Chris apologizes to Jalena and hits on her again.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 25'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Jalena tells Chris directly that she's not interested in him.&lt;br /&gt;
** A woman named Mara thanks Chris for the add on [[MySpace]] and chats about the [[Commodore 64]].&lt;br /&gt;
** A fellow [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] student named [[MySpace messages|Lindsay Kaye]] asks Chris why he sent her a friend request on MySpace.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 26'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris replies to Lindsay, saying he likes her profile and that his life is going downhill.&lt;br /&gt;
** A guy named Jeremy says what's up on Chris's MySpace comments section.&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris's friend Linnea says hi on MySpace and says she hasn't seen him for a while.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 27''' - Lindsay replies to Chris and says she's optimistic about life.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 28''' - Chris tells Lindsay he'd like to meet her in person and show her his artwork. She says she'd love to.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 29''' - Chris tells Lindsay about his class schedule and says he hopes to meet her soon.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 31'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris basically tells Lindsay he's been hanging out in the PVCC lobby for two days looking for her. She gives him her schedule.&lt;br /&gt;
** A member of a band called Escaping Ellsworth shares his love for [[Sonic]] with Chris on [[MySpace]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===September===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 1''' - Chris and Lindsay struggle to work out a time to meet.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 2''' - Chris draws [[Sub-Episode 8]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 3''' - Chris asks Lindsay if they are meeting tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 4'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Lindsay says she can't make it, and Chris tries to reschedule. Lindsay wishes him good luck on his upcoming court hearing in a [[MySpace]] comment.&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] turns 78.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 5''' - Chris and Lindsay continue to thrash out a date and time to meet.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 6''' - First hearing in the case against Chris concerning his arrest on July 20. Chris and Lindsay play email tag.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 7''' - Chris waits for Lindsay at [[McDonald's]] but she doesn't show because of crossed messages.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 8''' - Chris hopes Lindsay has a good time in Florida over the weekend.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 12'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris tries again to work out a date and time to meet with Lindsay.&lt;br /&gt;
** First and last hearing in the case against Chris concerning his arrest on July 28. He is fined $30, and has to pay $56 in costs.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 14''' - Chris messages Lindsay again and asks for a reply.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 15''' - Chris tells Lindsay he feels &amp;quot;miserable&amp;quot; that they haven't been able to meet yet.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 16''' - Lindsay tells Chris she's been busy.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 17''' - Chris says he'd still like to meet Lindsay sometime.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===October===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 1''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 64.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 4''' - Second and last hearing in the case against Chris concerning his arrest on July 20 (Nolle Prosequi, not prosecuted).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 5''' - Lindsay asks Chris if she saw him in the library today. He says no and repeats that he's open to meet her.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 17''' - Chris updates his first [[MySpace]] account for the last time, after which he presumably forgot his password and created a new account.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 19''' - Members of a [[SEGA]] forum begin a three-day conversation about Chris, referencing his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] account.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://archive.md/iecZ9]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This is the earliest-known discussion of Chris before his discovery in [[2007]], &lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 25''' - Chris bids on ''Love Hina'' Storyimage Figurines on eBay.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 26''' - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2004-2006#October 2005|an e-mail]] to Nintendo, requesting to test games for them.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 27''' - Chris receives an email from Nintendo, denying his request to become a video game tester.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===November===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''November''' - A letter from Chris, whining about his Love Quest, is published in ''[[Shoujo Beat]]''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* '''November 1''' - First Megan e-mail: she asks Chris to buy her a VHS of the show ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Tintin (TV series)|The Adventures of Tintin]]''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2005-2006]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* '''November 2''' - Chris draws [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''November 8''' - Megan emails Chris about plans to meet in a park on Sunday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===December===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''December 5''' - Chris emails Megan about going to [[McDonald's]] with her and his father on Friday. He says she inspires him.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''December 20''' - Megan tells Chris she doesn't like him trying to kiss her, and she doesn't want a boyfriend. Sadly, this won't be the last time that Chris tries to make advances on her.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''December 25''' - Chris receives a Lego knock-off called Brick Police Series, Holiday M&amp;amp;Ms and ''Gumby vs. the Astrobots'' for the Game Boy Advance for Christmas.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''December 28''' - Chris sets up his first [[deviantART]] page, &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chronology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cilria2</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>2005</title>
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[[Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2005''', posing with a bootleg [[Lego]] set.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jerkops2004.jpg|thumb|Chris, in trouble with the [[Jerkop]]s.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Anamc.jpg|thumb|On '''29 March 2005''', [[Anna McLerran]] tells Chris that his [[Hanna|date]] was a troll.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Sprung-20041214044341754.jpg|thumb|On '''5 April 2005''', Chris's letter about ''[[Sprung]]'' is featured in ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]]''.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0658-ANIME513.JPG|thumb|On '''17 June 2005''', Chris went to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] [[convention]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Target Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|On '''20 July 2005''', Chris was arrested for loitering at his local [[Target]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|On '''28 July 2005''', Chris is arrested for bad driving.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|On '''5 November 2005''', Chris gets his first e-mail from [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''2005''' is the year where [[Chris]] turned 23 years old. It was, in retrospect, Chris's most productive year, largely due to the amount of free time he received upon being expelled from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|his college]]. He drew four issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], and put much emphasis and effort into his [[Love Quest]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
June and July were tumultuous, characterized by a series of fights between Chris and the local [[Jerkop|authorities]], these clashes resulting in a court hearing with the charge being dropped, and, according to Chris, severe traumatic scarring. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This year also saw Chris gaining two of his most renowned friends, [[Anna McLerran]] and [[Megan Schroeder]]. The first, a Mormon PacSun employee, Chris met while [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|pacing the]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] on his Love Quest. The second, an insecure female otaku, he met playing ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' at his [[The GAMe PLACe|local game store]]. His friendship with the latter would not end happily.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of 2005==&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Unknown''' - Chris has a [[dream]] in which the Grim Reaper tells him that his father [[Bob]] will not die until [[2015]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===January===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''January 9''' - Chris sends in a letter to ''[[Nintendo Power]]'', which details how the Nintendo DS game ''[[Sprung]]'' (temporarily) helped him with his Love Quest.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''January 29''' - An &amp;quot;Abercrombie modle&amp;quot; [sic] who likes Sonic and Pokémon writes in Chris's guestbook, saying that she's seen him at the mall, but can't go up to him because the way he paces is so intimidating.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''January 29''' - Another &amp;quot;hot girl&amp;quot; writes in Chris's guestbook, saying that he is a really down to earth guy, and he can meet her if he goes to [[Chick-fil-A]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===February===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February''' - ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #7 comes out.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February 3''' - Chris registers at the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim message boards]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February 5''' - Anna writes &amp;quot;[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]&amp;quot;, an eyewitness report of Chris's Love Quest. Later, she becomes friends with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February 8''' - Chris visits Anna at PacSun. She is not pleased.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February 24''' - Chris is snowed in, and therefore can't celebrate his 23rd birthday. It is postponed to the 26th.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February 24''' - Chris records his [[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] for submission to [[Adult Swim]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''February 26''' - Chris celebrates his 23rd birthday at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] with his friends and parents.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===March===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''March 8''' - Chris draws a picture of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''March 15''' - Chris finishes and publishes the [[Sonichu 0|premiere issue]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''March 25''' - Chris draws [[Sonichu 0#Sub-Episode 1: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;Jerkop-tastropie&amp;quot;|Sub-Episode 1]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''March 29''' - Chris is approached by [[Hanna]] at the mall. Hanna asks him out for coffee, and he is thrilled that his Love Quest has been completed. After the informal date, Anna reveals to Chris that Hanna was [[troll]]ing him. He gets Hanna to confirm the truth and shouts &amp;quot;NOOOOOOOOO!&amp;quot;. Chris writes about the incident in his [[CWC's Diary]] and adapts the story into [[Sub-Episode 2]]. Chris's outburst gets him banned from the mall (again) by [[ScotPalazzo]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''March 31'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris draws [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]].&lt;br /&gt;
** ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #8 comes out.&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris updates [[Story of My Current Days]], and renames it to ''Story of my Love Quest Days''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===April===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April''' - Chris receives a reply to a letter he sent to [[Nintendo]]. He interprets it as meaning that he needs to &amp;quot;generate hype&amp;quot; to turn Sonichu into a video game.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Blanca Emails, August 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April''' - On the Adult Swim message boards, Chris expresses anger about losing the Harvey Birdman [[contest]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April''' - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #9 comes out.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April 2''' - Chris buys the [[Megatron pistol]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] for [[Chris and money|$90]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Cwc receipt.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April 5''' - Chris's letter is featured in the March/April 2005 issue of ''Nintendo Power''.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April 13''' - A [[University of Virginia]] student blogs about her sighting of Chris at Alderman Library.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* '''April 24''' - Chris draws [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] and [[Sub-Episode 3]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===May===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''May 1''' - ''[[Family Guy]]'' is brought back for new episodes on Fox.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''May 25''' - Chris uploads [[CWC's Cool Profile]] on AOL.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===June===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''June''' - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #10 comes out. This is the final issue.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''June 17–19''' - Chris attends the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] [[convention]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''June 20'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris draws [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris is at the McDonald's in his local Wal-Mart when he is confronted by [[Merried Seinor Comic]] and [[B-Manajerk]], who call the police when he refuses to cooperate. Chris hides his [[Attraction Sign]] so he won't be accused of solicitation again, but he is kicked out of McDonald's for the day.&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris adapts this misadventure in [[Sub-Episode 4]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''June 22'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris returns to McDonald's, and has another argument with the B-Manajerk. B-Manajerk asks [[W-M-Manajerk]] to intervene, but Chris refuses to speak to all men except his father. Chris flees, flipping them off and issuing [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s, and apparently almost hits one of the [[Manajerk]]s with his car.&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris speaks to Anna, who suggests sharing his story with the press; he gives up when he cannot find a non-male to speak with at the newspaper office.&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris reports the events of June 20–22 in his diary.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''June 25''' - Chris draws [[Sub-Episode 5]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===July===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 1''' - Chris's friend Linnea posts a comment on his [[MySpace]] page saying hi.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 2''' - A friend wishes Chris a good night in a MySpace comment.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 9''' - Chris draws [[Sub-Episode 6]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 13''' - Chris's friend Linnea says thank you for the birthday present in a comment on MySpace.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 20'''&lt;br /&gt;
** At [[Get-Tar Region|Target]], Chris is confronted by Manajerks for his loitering. When Chris refuses to leave, the police are summoned, and he is physically subdued and arrested. Chris is charged with disorderly conduct and trespassing; [[Marcus Baggett]] is the arresting officer. He is released into the custody of his family before the end of the day.&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris writes in his diary about the [[stress]] of being crushed under the weight of the [[Jerkops]] and losing circulation in his hands from the handcuffs.&lt;br /&gt;
** These events would be dramatized later in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 21''' - Chris posts about the events of the previous day on [[MySpace]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 23''' - Chris draws [[Sub-Episode 7]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 28''' - Chris is arrested for &amp;quot;following too close&amp;quot; in his car. He claims that he caused an accident after a &amp;quot;math problem&amp;quot; got stuck in his head.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 29''' - Chris goes to court for the trouble he made at Target. He is not punished.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''July 30''' - A female friend posts a brief friendly comment on Chris's [[MySpace]] page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===August===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August''' - Chris returns to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] after his one-year suspension.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August''' - Chris and several other friends of [[Anna]] organize a surprise party for her 20th birthday, which is also a farewell party. Soon after this she moves to Utah.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 9]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#A walk to remember (1:14:23–1:21:43)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 3''' - A woman named Samantha posts a MySpace comment saying she hopes to chat with Chris soon.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 9''' - On MySpace, Chris asks a woman named [[MySpace messages|Jalena]] if she would be interested in him.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 11''' - Chris updates his MySpace profile.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 13''' - Chris flatters Jalena and says he'd like to treat her to a soda.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 14''' - Chris attempts to seal the deal of a date with Jalena.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 21''' - Jalena finally gets back to Chris and tries to brush him off. It goes right over his head.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 22''' - Chris apologizes to Jalena and hits on her again.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 25'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Jalena tells Chris directly that she's not interested in him.&lt;br /&gt;
** A woman named Mara thanks Chris for the add on [[MySpace]] and chats about the [[Commodore 64]].&lt;br /&gt;
** A fellow [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] student named [[MySpace messages|Lindsay Kaye]] asks Chris why he sent her a friend request on MySpace.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 26'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris replies to Lindsay, saying he likes her profile and that his life is going downhill.&lt;br /&gt;
** A guy named Jeremy says what's up on Chris's MySpace comments section.&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris's friend Linnea says hi on MySpace and says she hasn't seen him for a while.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 27''' - Lindsay replies to Chris and says she's optimistic about life.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 28''' - Chris tells Lindsay he'd like to meet her in person and show her his artwork. She says she'd love to.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 29''' - Chris tells Lindsay about his class schedule and says he hopes to meet her soon.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''August 31'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris basically tells Lindsay he's been hanging out in the PVCC lobby for two days looking for her. She gives him her schedule.&lt;br /&gt;
** A member of a band called Escaping Ellsworth shares his love for [[Sonic]] with Chris on [[MySpace]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===September===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 1''' - Chris and Lindsay struggle to work out a time to meet.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 2''' - Chris draws [[Sub-Episode 8]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 3''' - Chris asks Lindsay if they are meeting tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 4'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Lindsay says she can't make it, and Chris tries to reschedule. Lindsay wishes him good luck on his upcoming court hearing in a [[MySpace]] comment.&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] turns 78.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 5''' - Chris and Lindsay continue to thrash out a date and time to meet.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 6''' - First hearing in the case against Chris concerning his arrest on July 20. Chris and Lindsay play email tag.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 7''' - Chris waits for Lindsay at [[McDonald's]] but she doesn't show because of crossed messages.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 8''' - Chris hopes Lindsay has a good time in Florida over the weekend.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 12'''&lt;br /&gt;
** Chris tries again to work out a date and time to meet with Lindsay.&lt;br /&gt;
** First and last hearing in the case against Chris concerning his arrest on July 28. He is fined $30, and has to pay $56 in costs.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 14''' - Chris messages Lindsay again and asks for a reply.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 15''' - Chris tells Lindsay he feels &amp;quot;miserable&amp;quot; that they haven't been able to meet yet.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 16''' - Lindsay tells Chris she's been busy.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''September 17''' - Chris says he'd still like to meet Lindsay sometime.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===October===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 1''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 64.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 4''' - Second and last hearing in the case against Chris concerning his arrest on July 20 (Nolle Prosequi, not prosecuted).&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 5''' - Lindsay asks Chris if she saw him in the library today. He says no and repeats that he's open to meet her.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 17''' - Chris updates his first [[MySpace]] account for the last time, after which he presumably forgot his password and created a new account.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 19''' - Members of a [[SEGA]] forum begin a three-day conversation about Chris, referencing his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] account.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://archive.md/iecZ9]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This is the earliest-known discussion of Chris before his discovery in [[2007]], but it has been sadly [[Lost Media|lost to time]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 25''' - Chris bids on ''Love Hina'' Storyimage Figurines on eBay.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 26''' - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2004-2006#October 2005|an e-mail]] to Nintendo, requesting to test games for them.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''October 27''' - Chris receives an email from Nintendo, denying his request to become a video game tester.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===November===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''November''' - A letter from Chris, whining about his Love Quest, is published in ''[[Shoujo Beat]]''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* '''November 1''' - First Megan e-mail: she asks Chris to buy her a VHS of the show ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Tintin (TV series)|The Adventures of Tintin]]''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Megan emails, 2005-2006]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* '''November 2''' - Chris draws [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''November 8''' - Megan emails Chris about plans to meet in a park on Sunday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===December===&lt;br /&gt;
* '''December 5''' - Chris emails Megan about going to [[McDonald's]] with her and his father on Friday. He says she inspires him.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''December 20''' - Megan tells Chris she doesn't like him trying to kiss her, and she doesn't want a boyfriend. Sadly, this won't be the last time that Chris tries to make advances on her.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''December 25''' - Chris receives a Lego knock-off called Brick Police Series, Holiday M&amp;amp;Ms and ''Gumby vs. the Astrobots'' for the Game Boy Advance for Christmas.&lt;br /&gt;
* '''December 28''' - Chris sets up his first [[deviantART]] page, &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===Before Christ===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 13.8 billion years BC''' - Chris is a resident of [[Kidasuna]].&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag&amp;gt;[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Call 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Big Bang}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 66 million years BC''' - Chris is [[Banned|exiled]] from Kidasuna to Earth.&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 3.4 million years BC''' - The Stone Age. You'd have to tell me twice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Classical antiquity===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|200px|Jesus as depicted by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 4 BC – AD 30''' - Approximate life of [[Jesus Christ]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Medieval period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris on Merlin.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|Chris on Merlin]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 5th-6th centuries AD''' - Approximate life of the mythical British figures [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] and [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]], assuming they existed at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1220s''' Birth of Sir Robert Aguillon, father of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Aguillon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 25 Mar 1258''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]] (née Aguillon) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 29 September 1259''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1281''' Marriage of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1282''' Birth of Thomas Bardolf, the 6th great-grandfather of [[Anne Boleyn]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1283''' Birth of Margery Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1284''' Birth of William Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1286''' Death of Robert Aguillon.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1294''' Birth of Nicola Bardolf. Chris's 18th great-grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 February 1299''' Hugh Bardolf becomes Baron Bardolf via Parliment.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 20 September 1304''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 May 1323''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1389''' - King Arthur [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|commands Merlin to exile all dragons]], dividing the universe in two according to Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021#Chris's Response]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Note that Chris sees nothing wrong with placing Arthur's reign in the late Middle Ages.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1390s''' - [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] writes [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]], one of his [[wikipedia:Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]. About 600 years later it would be the subject of one of Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|high school essays]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Early modern period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|200px|Dr. William M. Teer, Bob's maternal great-grandfather and Confederate veteran.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1499 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Mary Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1501 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Anne Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1513''' - Birth of [[John Chaundeler]], Chris' 13th great-grandfather. At some point in his life (which will last until 1571), John will [[Christopher's name change|change his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of our hero's surname.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1610''' - John Chandler, Chris's direct male [[Family tree|ancestor]], arrives in [[wikipedia:Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown, Virginia]] on board the ''Hercules''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''30 April 1659''' - Birth of Robert L. Chandler, II&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1732''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration of Independence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1791''' - The 1st through the 10th [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendments]] to the United States Constitution are ratified.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1805 - Sept 1866'''- The life of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler, Chris's great-great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 January 1819''' - [[Wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Thomas Jefferson]] founded the [[University of Virginia]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''c. 1820s''' - [[Chandler Family Tree#Francis Weston|Francis Weston]], Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her direct paternal line, immigrates from England to the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1828''' - [[Western State Hospital]] admits its first patients.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 April 1832 – January 1925''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]], Chris's great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''12 April 1861 – 26 May 1865''' - The [[wikipedia:American Civil War|American Civil War]] takes place, and is fought between the Union (the [[United States]] government and the states that remain loyal to it) and the Confederacy (formed from the states that had seceded from the Union, seeking to preserve the enslavement of [[Niggos|African Americans]]). Several of Chris' ancestors (the &amp;quot;[[Chandler Family Tree#Dixiechus|Dixiechus]]&amp;quot;) fight in the civil war on the side of the Confederacy. However, despite their efforts, the Yankees [[troll]] the Confederacy out of existence in 1865.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''8 May 1861''' - The Confederate States of America names [[Richmond]] as its capital.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''1862''' - Bob's maternal great-grandfather, [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]], contracts hepatitis and suffers serious injuries (including a shattered right arm and a damaged spleen) during the American Civil War, nearly preventing all of Christory a century before it began. However, William would survive his injuries, allowing him to father Mary Francis Teer (Bob's maternal grandmother) a decade later.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''' 23 January 1871''' - Birth of Joseph Jeesie Chandler, Bob's paternal grandfather &lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1882 – January 1954''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Robert Wynn|Robert Wynn]], Barbara's maternal grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite web&lt;br /&gt;
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===1900s===&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1900s''' decade, Chris' paternal grandparents (Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon) were born - less than 2 months apart. Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston, was aged 3-13 in this decade, while his maternal grandmother had not been born yet. This is the last decade in which all of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1900s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 February 1908''' - [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] is established.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===1910s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|200px|Bob's maternal grandfather, John James Hollomon, in 1910.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1910s''', Chris' youngest grandparent, Carrie Edna Wynn (Bob's mother) was born. The decade also saw the death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and daughter of Confederate Veteran [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]]. With her death, 7 of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this decade, Chris' maternal grandfather Joseph Otto Weston was aged 13-23, his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 0-8, and his paternal grandparents - Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon - were both aged 3-13.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade saw the outbreak of World War I, in which Joseph Otto Weston participated.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1910s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 December 1911''' - Birth of Elmer Thomas Rickman, Barbara's stepfather&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1914''' - Death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 July 1914 - 11 November 1918''' - [[Manchester High Leaks|World War I]]&lt;br /&gt;
**'''December 1917''' - Barbara's father, Joseph Otto Weston is drafted into the United States Army to fight in World War I. &amp;lt;ref name=Joseph&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33SQ-GYY1-NWC?i=2974&amp;amp;cc=1968530&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AK6CB-L6D&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1920s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob's birth certificate.png|thumb|200px|Bob's birth certificate]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Bob Chandler was born in the same year the [[TV]] was invented, and lived long enough for his extremely [[autistic]] [[Chris|son]] to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|scream about his house]] being on the internet for millions to see, and for him to unintentionally create one of the greatest moments in internet history.&lt;br /&gt;
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RIP Bob. It's probably good you didn't live to see [[Affair with Mother|how it all turned out.]]|spaghettimkay5795, 2023&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk&amp;amp;lc=Ugz-lQrynPZLYkCUhVd4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
The '''1920s''' saw Chris' paternal grandparents marry one another, both being aged 20 at the time of matrimony. 14 months later, they birthed Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]], who was aged 0-2 in this decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston was aged 23-33, while his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 8-18. 7 of Chris' great-grandparents lived at the start of this decade, and this number stayed stable throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1920s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Chris's birthday|24 February]] 1920''' - The German Workers' Party is renamed to the National Socialist German Workers' Party - now known as the [[Nazi]] Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1926''' - Bob's parents, Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon marry in [[Dallas]], Texas.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''5 February 1927''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 September 1927''' - {{w|Philo Farnsworth}}'s image dissector camera tube transmits its first image, a simple straight line, at his laboratory in [[Cole Smithey#California (1980-96)|San Francisco]]. This is often credited as the invention of [[television]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 September 1928''' - Birth of [[Jack Dale Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===1930s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob 1938.png|thumb|400px|Bob (highlighted with a red star) alongside other students in the Mignon Methodist church, 1938.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]], 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1930s''' comprised most of Bob's childhood, who was aged 2-12 at the time. The decade saw most of Chris' remaining great-grandparents succumb to the sands of time: At the start of the decade 7 remained, but after the death of Victoria Thompson (Barbara's maternal grandmother) in 1935, Martha Headley (Bob's paternal grandmother) in 1937, Sarah Hamilton (Barbara's paternal grandmother) in 1938, and Joseph Edward Weston (Barbara's paternal grandfather) in 1939, only 3 remained. Furthermore, this is the last decade in which all of Chris' grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1930s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 July 1931''' - Birth of [[Jerry Harmon|Walter &amp;quot;Jerry&amp;quot; Harmon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''21 March 1932'''- The  {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}} occurs. Bob's great-uncles John and Rufus are killed instantly when it strikes John's farm&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933''' - Establishment of [[Nazi]] Germany.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 January 1934''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933'''- Bob's family move to Sylacauga, Alabama from Garland, Texas. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December, 1939''' - Birth of [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===1940s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|thumb|200px|Barbara as a toddler]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob Chandler 1945.png|thumb|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!|Chris on World War II, late 1990s&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1940s''' saw the birth of Chris' mother [[Barbara]], who was aged 0-8 in this decade, while Bob was aged 12-22 and graduated high school. At the start of the decade, 3 of Chris' great-grandparents were alive. After the sands of time swallowed Bob's paternal grandfather Joseph Chandler in 1947, John Hollomon and Robert Wynn - Bob and Barb's maternal grandfathers respectively - were the last men standing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, with the death of Chris' paternal grandmother Jean Hollomon in 1945, only 3 of Chris' grandparents remained.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade comprised most of World War II and saw the [[United States]]' entry into the war, with Bob's father Robert Franklin Chandler participating.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1940s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 November 1942''' - Birth of [[Joe Biden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1943''' - [[Wikipedia:Leo_Kanner|Leo Kanner]] releases a report on a group of children with similar behavior which Kanner calls early infantile autism, thus giving Autism its modern sense in English.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, Alabama.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April – 2 May 1945''' - The [[Russia|Soviet Union]] wins the [[wikipedia:Battle of Berlin|Battle of Berlin]], destroying [[Nazis|Nazi Germany]] and ending World War II in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''30 April 1945''' - Suicide of Adolf Hitler. His main assistant will later be reincarnated as [[Beel]] and troll Chris within [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mLPSHWdZc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 November 1946''' - Birth of [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Ted Bundy}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603120855/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1950s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bobauburn1951.PNG|thumb|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|thumb|Barbara in 1958.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near {{w|Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak}} {{w|Charlotte County, Virginia|Charlotte County}}. Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel. His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station. Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck. Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of [[Richmond]], and [[Aunt Corrina|Mrs. Edward Carey]] and Misses [[Barbara]] Ann, Mabel and [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston]], of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and [[Curtis Wayne Weston]], of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.|Obituary to Barbara's father&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1950s''' saw Bob (aged 22-32) graduate with a Bachelor of Electrical Engineering, and his marriage with Patricia Harley, while Barb (aged 8-18) gradually progressed through high school. At the start of the decade, 2 of Chris' great-grandparents - John Hollomon and Robert Wynn remained alive. John died in 1950, while Robert - the last man standing - died in 1952. A few years later in 1955, Barbara's father died, leaving 2 of Chris' grandparents alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Events of the 1950s ====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a BEE degree in Electrical Engineering. He then moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina for work. He is first hired as a test planning engineer for Radar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 November 1952''' - Birth of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity at the age of 27.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1955''' - Bob's father, stepmother and his first four half siblings moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1955''' - Bob and John H. Judd Jr. file a patent for an electrical terminal block.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 September 1956''' - Bob marries his first wife Patricia Harley in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1956-1960''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] while in high school.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot;&amp;gt;According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November 1956''' - Bob is transferred from Western Electric to General Electric to Utica, NY&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1957''' - Ran graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}}, in South Hill, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1957''' - Ran enters {{w|Wake Forest University}} in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1959''' - Bob and John's patent for an electrical terminal block is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1960s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JerryBarb&amp;amp;Cole.jpg|thumb|[[Jerry Harmon]] with [[Barbara]] and young [[Cole]] in late 1960s/early 1970s]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RobertChandler1960s.png|thumb|Bob around the late 1960s]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|[[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills, 2007.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1960s''', Barbara (aged 18-28) graduated Randolph-Henry High School, married Ran Coleman Yeatts, and mothered Chris' half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who was aged 0-6 in this decade. Together with Patricia Harley, Bob (aged 32-42) fathered two children: [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandmother Carrie died in 1968, leaving Robert F Chandler his sole remaining grandparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1960s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1960''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] graduates from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 March 1960''' - Birth of [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1960''' - Birth of [[Takashi Tezuka]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's suspected biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1961''' - Birth of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts at a Baptist church in Wylliesburg, Virginia; The same day, Barbara moved to Richmond to live with Yeatts.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 November 1961''' - Birth of [[David Alan Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1962''' - Bob goes on a business trip to Boston. This is presumably the furthest north Bob has ever visited in the United States&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1962''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts deserts Barbara (according to the date given on her divorce certificate).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 May 1963''' - Barbara is granted a divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1963''' - The [[Manchester High Leaks#Women's Movement notes|Equal Pay Act]] is signed into law&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 November 1963''' - Assassination of [[Manchester High Leaks#JFK Assassination|John F. Kennedy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April 1964''' - Birth of [[Michael Hirtes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 May 1964''' - [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Victoria Weston]], Chris's aunt, marries [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Thomas Eugene Ashby]].&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 July 1964''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1966''' - Jerry Harmon becomes Cole's stepfather.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 December 1966''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] files a patent for a vehicle logging system.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 April 1967''' - Birth of [[Rob Bell|Robert B. Bell III]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1967''' - [[Operation Snowball]] goes on tour for the first time. For two weeks, Jerry, Barb and four-year-old Cole travel around Virginia on a Cessna twin-engine airplane, performing magic tricks for inmates at mental hospitals. The family would do this every [[Christmas]] season for the next ten years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://newspaperarchive.com/petersburg-progress-index-nov-28-1967-p-9/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 June 1968''' - Barbara marries Jerry Harmon in Washington DC.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 August 1968''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 December 1969''' - Birth of [[Jay Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1970s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BobAndColeMeet.jpg|thumb|Chris-imitative fanart of Bob and Barbara meeting at Maddy's Pub in 1979]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.|[[April 2012 Facebook posts|Chris on Facebook]], 2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chandler_family_reunion_1975.png|thumb|Chandler Family Reunion in 1975.&lt;br /&gt;
Left to right, (first row) are Robert Sr, Dorothy, Beverly, [[Bob]], Larry, Jimmy, Frances, (second row) Ray, Jane, Joan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1970s''', Bob (aged 42-52) moved to Richmond, divorced his wife Patricia, and lost his father Robert (also Chris' last grandparent to die). Near the end of the decade, he met his future wife Barbara (who was aged 28-38 in this decade) at Matt's British Pub.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1970s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1971-1974''' - Barbara [[Saturday Night Special|nearly kills]] [[Cole]] while trying to frighten off a burglar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] is chartered.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1975''' - Bob moves to [[Richmond]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus&amp;quot; is published.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 June 1976''' - Bob and Patricia are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1976 (approx.)''' - Operation Snowball goes on tour for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob volunteers as sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in the Shockoe Slip neighborhood of Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 November 1977''' - [[Wes Iseli]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 August 1978''' - Barbara and Jerry are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1978-1979''' - [[Thorg]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; (probably Chris's mangling of Matt's British Pub).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara hears Bob sing and is smitten by him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===Before Christ===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 13.8 billion years BC''' - Chris is a resident of [[Kidasuna]].&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag&amp;gt;[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Call 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Big Bang}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 66 million years BC''' - Chris is [[Banned|exiled]] from Kidasuna to Earth.&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 3.4 million years BC''' - The Stone Age. You'd have to tell me twice.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Classical antiquity===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|200px|Jesus as depicted by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 4 BC – AD 30''' - Approximate life of [[Jesus Christ]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Medieval period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris on Merlin.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|Chris on Merlin]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 5th-6th centuries AD''' - Approximate life of the mythical British figures [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] and [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]], assuming they existed at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1220s''' Birth of Sir Robert Aguillon, father of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Aguillon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 25 Mar 1258''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]] (née Aguillon) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 29 September 1259''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1281''' Marriage of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1282''' Birth of Thomas Bardolf, the 6th great-grandfather of [[Anne Boleyn]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1283''' Birth of Margery Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1284''' Birth of William Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1286''' Death of Robert Aguillon.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1294''' Birth of Nicola Bardolf. Chris's 18th great-grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 February 1299''' Hugh Bardolf becomes Baron Bardolf via Parliment.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 20 September 1304''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 May 1323''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1389''' - King Arthur [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|commands Merlin to exile all dragons]], dividing the universe in two according to Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021#Chris's Response]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Note that Chris sees nothing wrong with placing Arthur's reign in the late Middle Ages.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1390s''' - [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] writes [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]], one of his [[wikipedia:Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]. About 600 years later it would be the subject of one of Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|high school essays]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Early modern period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|200px|Dr. William M. Teer, Bob's maternal great-grandfather and Confederate veteran.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1499 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Mary Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1501 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Anne Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1513''' - Birth of [[John Chaundeler]], Chris' 13th great-grandfather. At some point in his life (which will last until 1571), John will [[Christopher's name change|change his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of our hero's surname.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1610''' - John Chandler, Chris's direct male [[Family tree|ancestor]], arrives in [[wikipedia:Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown, Virginia]] on board the ''Hercules''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''30 April 1659''' - Birth of Robert L. Chandler, II&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1732''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration of Independence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1791''' - The 1st through the 10th [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendments]] to the United States Constitution are ratified.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1805 - Sept 1866'''- The life of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler, Chris's great-great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 January 1819''' - [[Wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Thomas Jefferson]] founded the [[University of Virginia]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''c. 1820s''' - [[Chandler Family Tree#Francis Weston|Francis Weston]], Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her direct paternal line, immigrates from England to the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1828''' - [[Western State Hospital]] admits its first patients.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 April 1832 – January 1925''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]], Chris's great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''12 April 1861 – 26 May 1865''' - The [[wikipedia:American Civil War|American Civil War]] takes place, and is fought between the Union (the [[United States]] government and the states that remain loyal to it) and the Confederacy (formed from the states that had seceded from the Union, seeking to preserve the enslavement of [[Niggos|African Americans]]). Several of Chris' ancestors (the &amp;quot;[[Chandler Family Tree#Dixiechus|Dixiechus]]&amp;quot;) fight in the civil war on the side of the Confederacy. However, despite their efforts, the Yankees [[troll]] the Confederacy out of existence in 1865.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''8 May 1861''' - The Confederate States of America names [[Richmond]] as its capital.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''1862''' - Bob's maternal great-grandfather, [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]], contracts hepatitis and suffers serious injuries (including a shattered right arm and a damaged spleen) during the American Civil War, nearly preventing all of Christory a century before it began. However, William would survive his injuries, allowing him to father Mary Francis Teer (Bob's maternal grandmother) a decade later.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''' 23 January 1871''' - Birth of Joseph Jeesie Chandler, Bob's paternal grandfather &lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1882 – January 1954''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Robert Wynn|Robert Wynn]], Barbara's maternal grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite web&lt;br /&gt;
|url     = https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862369/joseph-otto-weston&lt;br /&gt;
|website = Find a Grave&lt;br /&gt;
|title   = Joseph Otto Weston&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1900s===&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1900s''' decade, Chris' paternal grandparents (Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon) were born - less than 2 months apart. Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston, was aged 3-13 in this decade, while his maternal grandmother had not been born yet. This is the last decade in which all of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1900s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 February 1908''' - [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] is established.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1910s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|200px|Bob's maternal grandfather, John James Hollomon, in 1910.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1910s''', Chris' youngest grandparent, Carrie Edna Wynn (Bob's mother) was born. The decade also saw the death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and daughter of Confederate Veteran [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]]. With her death, 7 of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this decade, Chris' maternal grandfather Joseph Otto Weston was aged 13-23, his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 0-8, and his paternal grandparents - Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon - were both aged 3-13.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade saw the outbreak of World War I, in which Joseph Otto Weston participated.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1910s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 December 1911''' - Birth of Elmer Thomas Rickman, Barbara's stepfather&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1914''' - Death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 July 1914 - 11 November 1918''' - [[Manchester High Leaks|World War I]]&lt;br /&gt;
**'''December 1917''' - Barbara's father, Joseph Otto Weston is drafted into the United States Army to fight in World War I. &amp;lt;ref name=Joseph&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33SQ-GYY1-NWC?i=2974&amp;amp;cc=1968530&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AK6CB-L6D&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1920s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob's birth certificate.png|thumb|200px|Bob's birth certificate]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Bob Chandler was born in the same year the [[TV]] was invented, and lived long enough for his extremely [[autistic]] [[Chris|son]] to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|scream about his house]] being on the internet for millions to see, and for him to unintentionally create one of the greatest moments in internet history.&lt;br /&gt;
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RIP Bob. It's probably good you didn't live to see [[Affair with Mother|how it all turned out.]]|spaghettimkay5795, 2023&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk&amp;amp;lc=Ugz-lQrynPZLYkCUhVd4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
The '''1920s''' saw Chris' paternal grandparents marry one another, both being aged 20 at the time of matrimony. 14 months later, they birthed Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]], who was aged 0-2 in this decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston was aged 23-33, while his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 8-18. 7 of Chris' great-grandparents lived at the start of this decade, and this number stayed stable throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1920s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Chris's birthday|24 February]] 1920''' - The German Workers' Party is renamed to the National Socialist German Workers' Party - now known as the [[Nazi]] Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1926''' - Bob's parents, Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon marry in [[Dallas]], Texas.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''5 February 1927''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 September 1927''' - {{w|Philo Farnsworth}}'s image dissector camera tube transmits its first image, a simple straight line, at his laboratory in [[Cole Smithey#California (1980-96)|San Francisco]]. This is often credited as the invention of [[television]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 September 1928''' - Birth of [[Jack Dale Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===1930s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob 1938.png|thumb|400px|Bob (highlighted with a red star) alongside other students in the Mignon Methodist church, 1938.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]], 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1930s''' comprised most of Bob's childhood, who was aged 2-12 at the time. The decade saw most of Chris' remaining great-grandparents succumb to the sands of time: At the start of the decade 7 remained, but after the death of Victoria Thompson (Barbara's maternal grandmother) in 1935, Martha Headley (Bob's paternal grandmother) in 1937, Sarah Hamilton (Barbara's paternal grandmother) in 1938, and Joseph Edward Weston (Barbara's paternal grandfather) in 1939, only 3 remained. Furthermore, this is the last decade in which all of Chris' grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1930s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 July 1931''' - Birth of [[Jerry Harmon|Walter &amp;quot;Jerry&amp;quot; Harmon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''21 March 1932'''- The  {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}} occurs. Bob's great-uncles John and Rufus are killed instantly when it strikes John's farm&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933''' - Establishment of [[Nazi]] Germany.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 January 1934''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933'''- Bob's family move to Sylacauga, Alabama from Garland, Texas. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December, 1939''' - Birth of [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===1940s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|thumb|200px|Barbara as a toddler]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob Chandler 1945.png|thumb|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!|Chris on World War II, late 1990s&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1940s''' saw the birth of Chris' mother [[Barbara]], who was aged 0-8 in this decade, while Bob was aged 12-22 and graduated high school. At the start of the decade, 3 of Chris' great-grandparents were alive. After the sands of time swallowed Bob's paternal grandfather Joseph Chandler in 1947, John Hollomon and Robert Wynn - Bob and Barb's maternal grandfathers respectively - were the last men standing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, with the death of Chris' paternal grandmother Jean Hollomon in 1945, only 3 of Chris' grandparents remained.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade comprised most of World War II and saw the [[United States]]' entry into the war, with Bob's father Robert Franklin Chandler participating.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1940s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 November 1942''' - Birth of [[Joe Biden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1943''' - [[Wikipedia:Leo_Kanner|Leo Kanner]] releases a report on a group of children with similar behavior which Kanner calls early infantile autism, thus giving Autism its modern sense in English.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, Alabama.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April – 2 May 1945''' - The [[Russia|Soviet Union]] wins the [[wikipedia:Battle of Berlin|Battle of Berlin]], destroying [[Nazis|Nazi Germany]] and ending World War II in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''30 April 1945''' - Suicide of Adolf Hitler. His main assistant will later be reincarnated as [[Beel]] and troll Chris within [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mLPSHWdZc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 November 1946''' - Birth of [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Ted Bundy}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603120855/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1950s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bobauburn1951.PNG|thumb|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|thumb|Barbara in 1958.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near {{w|Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak}} {{w|Charlotte County, Virginia|Charlotte County}}. Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel. His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station. Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck. Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of [[Richmond]], and [[Aunt Corrina|Mrs. Edward Carey]] and Misses [[Barbara]] Ann, Mabel and [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston]], of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and [[Curtis Wayne Weston]], of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.|Obituary to Barbara's father&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1950s''' saw Bob (aged 22-32) graduate with a Bachelor of Electrical Engineering, and his marriage with Patricia Harley, while Barb (aged 8-18) gradually progressed through high school. At the start of the decade, 2 of Chris' great-grandparents - John Hollomon and Robert Wynn remained alive. John died in 1950, while Robert - the last man standing - died in 1952. A few years later in 1955, Barbara's father died, leaving 2 of Chris' grandparents alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Events of the 1950s ====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a BEE degree in Electrical Engineering. He then moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina for work. He is first hired as a test planning engineer for Radar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 November 1952''' - Birth of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity at the age of 27.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1955''' - Bob's father, stepmother and his first four half siblings moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1955''' - Bob and John H. Judd Jr. file a patent for an electrical terminal block.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 September 1956''' - Bob marries his first wife Patricia Harley in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1956-1960''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] while in high school.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot;&amp;gt;According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1957''' - Ran graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}}, in South Hill, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1957''' - Ran enters {{w|Wake Forest University}} in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1959''' - Bob and John's patent for an electrical terminal block is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1960s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JerryBarb&amp;amp;Cole.jpg|thumb|[[Jerry Harmon]] with [[Barbara]] and young [[Cole]] in late 1960s/early 1970s]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RobertChandler1960s.png|thumb|Bob around the late 1960s]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|[[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills, 2007.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1960s''', Barbara (aged 18-28) graduated Randolph-Henry High School, married Ran Coleman Yeatts, and mothered Chris' half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who was aged 0-6 in this decade. Together with Patricia Harley, Bob (aged 32-42) fathered two children: [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandmother Carrie died in 1968, leaving Robert F Chandler his sole remaining grandparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1960s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1960''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] graduates from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 March 1960''' - Birth of [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1960''' - Birth of [[Takashi Tezuka]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's suspected biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1961''' - Birth of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts at a Baptist church in Wylliesburg, Virginia; The same day, Barbara moved to Richmond to live with Yeatts.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 November 1961''' - Birth of [[David Alan Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1962''' - Bob goes on a business trip to Boston. This is presumably the furthest north Bob has ever visited in the United States&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1962''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts deserts Barbara (according to the date given on her divorce certificate).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 May 1963''' - Barbara is granted a divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1963''' - The [[Manchester High Leaks#Women's Movement notes|Equal Pay Act]] is signed into law&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 November 1963''' - Assassination of [[Manchester High Leaks#JFK Assassination|John F. Kennedy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April 1964''' - Birth of [[Michael Hirtes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 May 1964''' - [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Victoria Weston]], Chris's aunt, marries [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Thomas Eugene Ashby]].&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 July 1964''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1966''' - Jerry Harmon becomes Cole's stepfather.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 December 1966''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] files a patent for a vehicle logging system.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 April 1967''' - Birth of [[Rob Bell|Robert B. Bell III]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1967''' - [[Operation Snowball]] goes on tour for the first time. For two weeks, Jerry, Barb and four-year-old Cole travel around Virginia on a Cessna twin-engine airplane, performing magic tricks for inmates at mental hospitals. The family would do this every [[Christmas]] season for the next ten years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://newspaperarchive.com/petersburg-progress-index-nov-28-1967-p-9/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 June 1968''' - Barbara marries Jerry Harmon in Washington DC.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 August 1968''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 December 1969''' - Birth of [[Jay Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1970s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BobAndColeMeet.jpg|thumb|Chris-imitative fanart of Bob and Barbara meeting at Maddy's Pub in 1979]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.|[[April 2012 Facebook posts|Chris on Facebook]], 2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chandler_family_reunion_1975.png|thumb|Chandler Family Reunion in 1975.&lt;br /&gt;
Left to right, (first row) are Robert Sr, Dorothy, Beverly, [[Bob]], Larry, Jimmy, Frances, (second row) Ray, Jane, Joan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1970s''', Bob (aged 42-52) moved to Richmond, divorced his wife Patricia, and lost his father Robert (also Chris' last grandparent to die). Near the end of the decade, he met his future wife Barbara (who was aged 28-38 in this decade) at Matt's British Pub.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1970s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1971-1974''' - Barbara [[Saturday Night Special|nearly kills]] [[Cole]] while trying to frighten off a burglar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] is chartered.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1975''' - Bob moves to [[Richmond]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus&amp;quot; is published.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 June 1976''' - Bob and Patricia are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1976 (approx.)''' - Operation Snowball goes on tour for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob volunteers as sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in the Shockoe Slip neighborhood of Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 November 1977''' - [[Wes Iseli]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 August 1978''' - Barbara and Jerry are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1978-1979''' - [[Thorg]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; (probably Chris's mangling of Matt's British Pub).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara hears Bob sing and is smitten by him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.&amp;lt;ref name=LoudNoise&amp;gt;[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.&lt;br /&gt;
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|imagesize = 250&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases    = Bob&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Bobby&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Mr. C&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Robertchu&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|day      = 4&lt;br /&gt;
|month    = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|year     = 1927&lt;br /&gt;
|deathday = 6&lt;br /&gt;
|deathmonth = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|deathyear = 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|gender    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|nationality    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|race    = White&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|religion    = Protestant (Methodist)&lt;br /&gt;
|label8    = Height&lt;br /&gt;
|ft    = 5&lt;br /&gt;
|in    = 7.5&lt;br /&gt;
|spouse    = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)&lt;br /&gt;
|children   = Dr. David Alan Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Carol Suzanne Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)&lt;br /&gt;
|grandchildren   = [[Savannah Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|father   = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)&lt;br /&gt;
|mother   = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)&lt;br /&gt;
|education   = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]])&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation   = Military communications&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Engineer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Inventor&lt;br /&gt;
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Robert &amp;quot;Bob&amp;quot; Franklin Chandler Jr.'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His nickname, &amp;quot;The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack,&amp;quot; came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite being estranged from his other children, and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; stem from his influence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObitarchive&amp;quot;&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than &amp;quot;Mr. C&amp;quot; ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Prank calls]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was the only child of Robert &amp;quot;Bob&amp;quot; Franklin Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; – 27 December 1977&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; – 10 May 1945&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), a Texan housewife.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Robert Sr in 1942.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob has said that he was, &amp;quot;...interested in the world,&amp;quot; around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 4#Bob's record collection]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Service and education===&lt;br /&gt;
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A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a &amp;quot;Bobby Chandler&amp;quot; in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&amp;amp;mtch=11&amp;amp;tf=F&amp;amp;q=Chandler&amp;amp;bc=&amp;amp;sort=24996%2520desc&amp;amp;rpp=10&amp;amp;pg=4&amp;amp;rid=8565331&amp;amp;rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Figuring he'd get &amp;quot;swallowed up&amp;quot; at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and played French horn for the band and orchestra there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Meet&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Career===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as &amp;quot;tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for 40 years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives. He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} &amp;quot;...might not have arrived so soon,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; and a  vehicle logging system.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; that were used in plastic water container molding machines.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that &amp;quot;I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob himself was proud of his, &amp;quot;...natural inclination for logic,&amp;quot; although he was, &amp;quot;...inundated,&amp;quot; by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===World consciousness===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.&lt;br /&gt;
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Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Previous family===&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 25 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Barbara===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; in Richmond&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).&amp;lt;ref name=godbear&amp;gt;[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &amp;quot;She chased him down the hallway,&amp;quot; though Barb has disputed this.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, &amp;quot;...acting out as a couple of drunken losers.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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They got married in 1980,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, &amp;quot;...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Cole===&lt;br /&gt;
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; &amp;quot;...when that fuck Bob finally drops,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Meet&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the &amp;quot;dreaming studio.&amp;quot; Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob had difficulties understanding Chris' [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely due to his antiquated view of the Mental Health system. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in a Chesterfield County so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression, that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob hired [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to babysit Chris in a misguided attempt to socialize Chris. He let Chris believe they were legit friends, when they were only in it for their own gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like &amp;quot;love,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;support,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;gratitude,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;willingness to help.&amp;quot; Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Church&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Church audio]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Noble&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem &amp;quot;petty&amp;quot; in comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's &amp;quot;Family Bonding&amp;quot; shirt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|&amp;quot;a hell of a lot nicer&amp;quot;]] and &amp;quot;has done a lot better than&amp;quot; the troll calling him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris got his now obsolete [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work like any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].&lt;br /&gt;
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He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a &amp;quot;fag&amp;quot;, even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#HappyFathersDay&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.&amp;lt;ref name=godbear&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also had friends in Australia.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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From his father's second marriage, Bob had, &amp;quot;...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Later life, poor health and death==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has &amp;quot;died&amp;quot; several times, and Chris says that Bob, &amp;quot;...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it.&amp;quot; In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for &amp;quot;congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}&amp;quot;. Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.&lt;br /&gt;
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A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, &amp;quot;He is doing much better, thank you.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, &amp;quot;Yes, my father is healthy and safe.&amp;quot; Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was &amp;quot;alive and well&amp;quot;. Chris was, at least, half right.&lt;br /&gt;
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A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer of some description.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 23 April 2011, in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|&amp;quot;feet-bloatings&amp;quot;]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read &amp;quot;Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the &amp;quot;Black Tape&amp;quot; by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cause of death==&lt;br /&gt;
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case), Chris's actions stemmed purely from selfishness and egotism – business as usual.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a &amp;quot;Loud Noise.&amp;quot; He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=LoudNoise&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Obituary==&lt;br /&gt;
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric. &lt;br /&gt;
* The location of the memorial service, &amp;quot;to follow on a later date&amp;quot;, at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.&lt;br /&gt;
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Original text===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgray|&lt;br /&gt;
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==In memoriam==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah|granddaughter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for moulding Chris into the person he is today.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==&lt;br /&gt;
===Idea Guy influences===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr's and Ted Bundy's souls never went to Heaven or Hell; They both became reborn ''[...]'' as their respective Sonichu forms. ''[...]'' Mister C. and Ted also serve to help the nation of CWCville in defense, and in intellect.|[[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], page 49}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bobchu.jpeg|thumb|150px|Bob's Sonichu form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob meets Ted Bundy, Sonichu 16.JPG|Bob meets Ted Bundy in the hereafter.|thumb|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspectives of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Perhaps one of the more heinous examples of this was the Idea Guys' [[Chris and manipulation|manipulation]] of Chris's views on his own father; views which Chris has yet to abandon, despite the Idea Guys being removed from power by the [[Guard Dogs]] in mid-2018. Ideas involving Bob include: &lt;br /&gt;
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*Bob's spirit resides in CWCville, dimension [[C-197]], as a half-Sonichu named Robertchu, styled in his Sonichu form as a beaver with checkerboard fur&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122024/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1008449921387778048&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;The drawing of Robertchu was among those drawn for Idea Guy, and no references to it exist beforehand.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (a reference to his troll-given Internet Lumberjack nickname).&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bob met serial killer Ted Bundy while in CWCville and helps defend it alongside Ted.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Post-Idea Guys, Chris decided that Robertchu's fur color was really red with black ears because he found it too time-consuming to draw the checkerboard pattern.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Father's Day memorial]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Robertchu was featured as cards in Chris's homemade [[Shipfic]] expansion. In one, Chris photoshopped a photo of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] so that she is standing beside a drawing of Robertchu in his Sonichu form. The card text reads, &amp;quot;Honey, I'm Home&amp;quot; and states:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Every once in a while, Mister C runs back home to offer comfort to Barbara. Before the Dimension Merge's completion, she has missed him everyday, and found the solace and comfort when he comes by. He continues to carry a torch for her in his heart and soul while he helps to protect everyone in Cwcville and at this old temple of a house.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:RobertchuBackHome.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Robertchu as a [[Shipfic]] card.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
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===In ''Sonichu''===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chandlers &amp;amp; Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|&amp;quot;Spring Break, 2008&amp;quot;]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|&amp;quot;Date Ed&amp;quot;]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received &amp;quot;Robert&amp;quot; dolls, while boys received &amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a &amp;quot;family photo&amp;quot; alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, &amp;quot;...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am,&amp;quot; shortly before his passing in 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as &amp;quot;Gallop Crush&amp;quot;, appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Mayors of CWCville}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===As a toy===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing&lt;br /&gt;
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===Audio and video===&lt;br /&gt;
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In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.&lt;br /&gt;
File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.&lt;br /&gt;
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0062-NewChristian&amp;amp;Dad.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bob_80th.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan tributes==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Bob&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|cyMoams7EMw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = TheSevenRiders&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = ''[[Metal Gear]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Tribute to Bob Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ajEN2zrY8cQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 11 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = 8x13Wolf&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = RIP Bob Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tyoboaDCJ0s}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = furnacewoodsband &lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:''This article is about Chris's criminal offenses. For the Warrant in Debt civil offenses, see [[Debt]]. For Chris's personal views on legislation, see [[Chris and politics]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|...I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed.|Chris describing a typical skirmish with authorities.&amp;lt;ref name=kick&amp;gt;[[28 October 2011#Email?]].&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines.|Chris while awaiting legal proceedings on his [[incest]] charge.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Call - 1 November 2021]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris always keeps a watchful eye out for criminal scum who would dare [[Chris and hypocrisy|steal his already-stolen characters]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Laws''' are a set of formal rules established by a society, generally to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by [[Jerkop|law enforcement]], and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws.&lt;br /&gt;
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For [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[china]] and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed [[trolls|enemies]].&lt;br /&gt;
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As of 2018, Chris has seven misdemeanors – three from [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder with his car]], one from [[26 December 2014|macing the Yellow-Shirted Foe]], two from failing to acquire proper tags for [[Snoopy and Clover]] and one for trespassing after being banned from [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] – which resulted in him being placed on the [[Therapeutic Docket]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Virginia has a {{w|three-strikes law}} – which usually means that if someone is brought in a third time for a felony or misdemeanor, the sentence if found guilty is more severe than usual (in some states, the sentence is life in prison). The specifics of a three-strikes law vary by state, with some states having several such laws. Seeing as how Chris has never been sentenced to jail time despite several misdemeanors, he may not fall under the scope of the Virginia law. However, since the state law seems to say that third-time ''violent'' offenders will receive harsher sentencing (and Chris appears to have two – hitting Snyder and pepper-spraying a manager), this could come into play if Chris ever finds himself facing charges for a third violent offense (which, it should be noted, he is currently not as of 2022 – he has been charged with [[Affair with Mother|incest]], not rape).&lt;br /&gt;
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Ironically, in Chris's birth year of 1982, Virginia passed a law that would protect citizens from dangerous repeat offenders. Unfortunately, they could not protect [[Michael Snyder]] from being hit by a car, the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] from being pepper-sprayed, countless innocent women from being stalked and harassed, and [[Barbara Chandler]] from being fucked by her own son.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ironically enough, Chris's paternal grandfather's occupation is given as a security guard according to his death certificate &amp;lt;ref name=RobertSr&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:3Q9M-C9P2-BH61-Q?cc=1584959&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Understanding==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the [[Jerkop|police]] came in June of [[2008]], and nothing has sunken into that [[Hello, Juffalo|clown head]] of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=6odVsyr3I40]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (the video is fine, but that comment is no longer present as of Jun 2014)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Violence is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]]'s usual solution to law enforcement.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best, and dangerously [[naïve]] at worst. Chris legitimately believes trolling is illegal. He regularly threatens internet [[trolls]] with legal action and makes no distinction in severity between a troll [[Ivy Q&amp;amp;A|threatening violence]] against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the Internet. Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as [[Sign Destruction Video|threatening to murder]] [[Vivian Gee]] and her entire family because of her creating the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-President [[George W. Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even poorly attempted to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=1997405266&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (dead link as of Jun. 2014)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and has attempted to contact the former President, [[Barack Obama]], to stop people from posting gay ads on the CWCipedia. Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' should be enforced ''in real life''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, particularly when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Target]], he saw nothing wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting hanky-panky]]. Chris often remarks that his [[Virgin with rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally screaming &amp;quot;NOOOOOOO!&amp;quot; loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in &amp;quot;The Rise &amp;amp; Fall of My Heart&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Self-contradictory as ever, though, Chris's disregard of many laws does not stop him from rigidly observing others, often with completely skewed priority: In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the speed limit – while on his way to confront [[Liquid Chris]] and assault him with a [[Megatron pistol|deadly weapon]]. In a [[May 2010]] video, Chris states that he believes a man who brutally beat his girlfriend to death with his bare hands deserved twenty years in prison for his crimes, which is just twice the penalty he wants for [[Tobacky|smoking one cigarette]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[05142010]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Chris has very little respect for those who enforce the law:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, and [[List of Chris's lies|lie]] to people who are simply doing their jobs. And, of course, as any rational person would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause (or effect).&lt;br /&gt;
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The correspondence with Jackie revealed that in the hearings on the Target incident, Chris thought that his work with the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the TCG gamer|Pokémon TCG League]] let him off the hook.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie e-mails Part 2#Chris lies about The Game Place]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In reality, the court probably acquitted him either on a technicality or insufficient evidence. Chris probably mentioned the volunteer work because he believed a person's merits, no matter how unrelated, would automatically make one innocent of all charges. It is also telling that he recounted the charge as &amp;quot;Soliciting,&amp;quot; whereas the actual charge was &amp;quot;Disorderly Conduct&amp;quot;; he feels that he was only persecuted because of his [[Love Quest]] efforts, and not because he was tard raging.&lt;br /&gt;
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Of interesting note, is that contrary to Chris's [[Women's rights|general]] [[Homos|political]] [[Niggos|views]], he seems to be in favor – or at least accepting – of gun control legislation.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Whether or not he has a firm understanding of what he's saying, we'll likely never know.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, Chris seems to have a ''very'' skewed view of the idea of &amp;quot;self-defense,&amp;quot; which is exemplified with the acquisition of pepper spray. Pepper spray, like most defensive weapons, should be used as a last resort, to keep people from attacking you. As seen with the [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]], Chris uses it as a means to keep anyone he doesn't like away. Using that event as an example, the man he sprayed wasn't even near him and Chris decided to spray a quick spritz on his chest without any provocation. It got worse when, days later, he began a commotion in a [[Walmart]] using the device. To Chris, it's the ultimate troll and [[jerkop]] deterrent, when in actuality, he's waving around assault charges on a stick.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
The following is a list of incidents Chris has had with the law. This list may not be complete; in a telephone conversation with [[Ivy]] in 2009, [[Bob]] told her that Chris had in the past six or seven incidents with the law,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;amp;A#The end]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and yet this article lists only three incidents that precede 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2004===&lt;br /&gt;
On 11 September [[2004]], Chris was detained at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over several months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2005===&lt;br /&gt;
On 20 July [[2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Disorderly Conduct&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:20050720-GC05009339-00.png|Disorderly conduct charge, 20 July 2005]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and trespassing&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Trespassing&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:20050720-GC05009340-00.png|Trespassing charge, 20 July 2005]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; at Target, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After 2 hearings,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Disorderly Conduct&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Trespassing&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.&lt;br /&gt;
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5 days later, Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on 12 September 2005.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;2005 Following Too Close&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:File:20050728-GT05011195-00.png|Following too close, 28 July 2005]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2010===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's various run-ins at [[The GAMe PLACe]] have resulted in the cops being called on him a couple of times. At least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he trespassed on the property, though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 [[June 2010]], Chris made yet another pilgrimage to The GAMe PLACe. Chris was armed with his camera, and while Mike was concerned that Chris wanted pictures of his daughter for [[Mass debating|disturbing reasons]], Chris maintains that he merely wanted a picture of Mike [[Death threats|for use as]] [[CWC is Angry|a dartboard]] – still disturbing, but in entirely different ways. Chris was caught in the parking lot despite trying to run away and was questioned by the police, who made him delete the pictures he had taken and told him to quit his shit. Chris made his [[6 June 2010]] video in response to these events.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2011===&lt;br /&gt;
In a [[May 2011]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] post, Chris said that he has begun to use the ladies' restroom at his local mall while dressed in drag; he recounts an incident in which ''&amp;quot;a woman complains and tattles on me, and a [[JERK|stereotypical Brute male]] shouts me out. I felt embarassed. [sic] When in skirt, I am still gonna go to the Ladies, because there is no goin' back for me.&amp;quot;'' This supposed brute male may or may not have been with mall security.&lt;br /&gt;
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In his [[Calling Out|3 new videos]] posted after an 8-month-long hiatus from YouTube he tries to do something which some viewers of ''The Chandler Show'' believe to be blackmail. Chris admitted it by typing word ''blackmail'' in tags for last of them; however, trolls hoping for a lawsuit [[saga]] shouldn't get their hopes up, because it's unlikely any of the trolls threatened by it would want to report him, given that they've all been trying to get him back onto the internet for months and wouldn't want to drive him off again. Not to mention Chris probably doesn't have anything on them at all. Note that under Virginia law, his demands are more likely to be considered extortion (still a class five felony) rather than blackmail.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the same video, Chris also point-blank accused Mike of molesting his daughter, all while admitting that he doesn't have any concrete proof of his allegation. Given how prone he is to accuse others of slandering him (like pointing out his bad qualities that are extremely evident to everyone but Chris), Chris's accusations are very hypocritical. If Mike did want to sue Chris in civil court, he would indeed have a case against him as Chris's allegations are textbook defamation. However, it's questionable what Snyder would win in litigation, aside from a [[PlayStation 3]] and numerous children's [[toys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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On [[28 October 2011]], Chris ended up in the worst possible scenario, netting a felony charge and 2 misdemeanors in what appears to be a ''3rd'' attempt to enter the GAMe PLACe, although all charges were reduced to misdemeanors upon sentencing.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a direct result of his 28 October 2011 run-in with Michael Snyder, Chris had found both himself and [[Barb|his mother]] on the receiving end of a civil suit. Having been sentenced to community service and put under probation, and being charged with paying Snyder's medical bills, this may very well have been the first time that he has felt ramifications for his accusations and threats. However, it is much more likely that he simply [[Chris and his Ego|doesn't care]] or still feels as if he were the [[Kick the Autistic|real victim]] in all of this.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2012===&lt;br /&gt;
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On 4 [[February 2012]], it was revealed on his [[Facebook]] that Chris no longer has respect for ''any'' sort of law enforcement after the events of 28 October 2011, officially deeming everyone who upholds the law a Jerkop. At the same time, he revealed another encounter with the boys in blue that day. As he attempted to pass out fliers while at the mall, encouraging others to stay away from the GAMe PLACe, two Jerkops (or as Chris puts it, &amp;quot;a Jerkop and an accomplice&amp;quot;) approached him. Despite the officers simply wanting to talk to him and letting him know he wasn't in any trouble, Chris's paranoia kicked in and he ran. While the story Chris gives seems to hint that the officers just wanted to tell him to knock off the distribution of fliers, Chris believed otherwise, citing that one of them called out his name and making him think they wanted to post another encounter with him on the Internet. He escaped by diving into a Mitsubishi, most likely replacing the dying piece of scrap that is [[Son-Chu]], and driving off.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 12 [[April 2012]], Chris [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|announced the loss of his virginity]], giving off strong hints that he had slept with a hired prostitute. He all but [[Facebook#Hey.2C_Trollies|confirmed this]] on 1 May, when he said that he &amp;quot;found her on the backpage,&amp;quot; most likely meaning that he found it on the website Backpage.com, a Craigslist clone shut down by the FBI that also allowed solicitation of prostitutes – Chris's prostitute was codenamed [[Mia Hamm]], as seen on the website. In the state of Virginia, this constitutes a Class 1 Misdemeanor and is therefore illegal. It is unknown whether or not Chris is aware of this, but it's very likely that if he is, he simply doesn't care.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 28 April 2012, Chris revealed another incident in the mall. Before his Facebook note on 30 [[March 2012]], Chris got into a shouting match with a troll on his cell phone at the mall. The shouting did not go unnoticed, and Chris bolted once security was called in. On 25 April, Chris received a ban from the mall,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Facebook#Maniacal Laughter from Who now? Oh, wait, It Is ME! &amp;gt;8D]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; though it is unknown if it was for that incident or an incident that happened between those two dates.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 10 [[July 2012]], Chris was arraigned in court for the 28 October 2011 incident. After calling Snyder a &amp;quot;thieving liar&amp;quot; in the courtroom, Chris was sentenced to community service and put under one-year probation. He was also ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2013===&lt;br /&gt;
In September 2013, Chris committed an act of vandalism (an arrestable offense) by defacing a [[HEXbox]] One display at a Walmart but got off easy by merely just being banned from the store. Given his furious reaction to this and his track record with a certain store owner who also did the same, it remains to be seen if Chris would follow up on his threat to have his revenge. Also, much like his tantrum at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] in 2005, Chris was confronted by a jerkop at a local restaurant after scratching a woman's car with his, and screaming out loud in public. Chris claimed he was [[Chris and religion|cursing God for all his misfortune recently]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===2014===&lt;br /&gt;
On 29 [[March 2014]], a report surfaced on the [[CWCki Forums]] saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from [[Best Buy]]. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but [[Kim]] confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2014 Facebook Posts#Rumour]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On Friday, [[26 December 2014]], Chris vandalized a Sonic Boom display in GameStop in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] and was forced out due to a previous ban, but not before he attacked a staff member with pepper spray who was calling security. By the 28th, he was confirmed to be in jail. He was released on bail on Monday, 29 December.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2015===&lt;br /&gt;
Throughout most of 2015, Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after '''seven''' hearings) in October – a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2016===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Dogcourtcase2.png|Chris fined – No county dog tag 2&lt;br /&gt;
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On July 1 of this year, Chris finally paid his $541.00 fine from his 2014/2015 court hearing. His probation also appears to have ended earlier in the year in April.&lt;br /&gt;
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In August, Chris was fined $121 by Greene County for two charges, each misdemeanors, of failing to acquire dog tag and rabies licenses for his and [[Barbara]]'s dogs, [[Clover and Snoopy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In November, Chris made several death threats against President [[Pmurt|Trump]]. He is blissfully unaware that threatening the President or President-elect is one of the few restrictions on freedom of speech in America, and could land Chris with a fine and/or up to five years in prison.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2018===&lt;br /&gt;
{{see also|March 2018 trespass charge}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The manager of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] threw a damned, Late Trespassing notice against me while I was there a few weeks ago. That is all; caught me in a trap like at the [[The GAMe PLACe|PLace]], except I didn't go to freaking jail, okay?|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/recKB&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:DocketComplete.png|thumb|Charlottesville takes over the case for the Therapeutic Docket.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In March, Chris was charged with Trespass after Forbidden,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Christine Chandler Trespass After Forbidden charge, 23 March 2018.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; a misdemeanor count. The offense occurred on 23 March and was filed under the Albemarle Traffic/Criminal Court.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris repeatedly signed his name as &amp;quot;[[Chris Chan Sonichu]]&amp;quot; on court documents, despite it not being his legal name, though no action was taken by court staff on the matter.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://archive.md/aZ2DC&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was represented by a public defender. After several continuances, the court decided to direct Chris to a court-diversion program, the [[Therapeutic Docket]], for nine months as an alternative to a jail sentence. The trespass case was transferred to Charlottesville's jurisdiction on 10 July to supervise the Docket check-ins, until Chris graduated from the Docket on 23 April 2019, resulting in the court dismissing his trespass charge.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2019===&lt;br /&gt;
23 April saw the early end of Chris's [[Therapeutic Docket]] and the dismissal of his Trespassing after Forbidden charge.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris [[Trolls#Chris the troll|trolled himself]] again on 5 August, when he absent-mindedly hit someone else's vehicle with [[Son-Chu]]. [[Jerkops|Police]] soon came to him and his mother about it; [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] was more involved with the situation at hand, while Chris soothed himself by kicking the police car several times before the police left. Fortunately for Chris, he was not penalized.&amp;lt;ref name=kick&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===2021===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|he said he was dating this girl for months,m this 72 year old lady [...] he said he wanted to confess something to me and i suspected it bc he said it was illegal|[[Bella]] on Chris telling her about [[Affair with Mother|his incestuous relationship with his mother]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chess Club Chats#Bella Reacts to Incest Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's mugshot for his incest charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's second mugshot on 2 August when transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the darkest events in Christory happened in 2021, which came close to spelling the end of the tale of Chris-Chan as we knew it.&lt;br /&gt;
A series of events so controversial and massive, that they caused this very wiki to crash due to the event persistently trending on [[Twitter]] (amusingly even overtaking the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Summer_Olympics Olympic Games] for a time).&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 [[July 2021]], the [[Incest Call]], where he had casually admitted to repeatedly having sex with [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] since late June, was leaked. Chris also indicated that Barb was confused, telling him to stop at times, raising the possibility of it being [[Chris and sex#Rape|non-consensual]], especially since some have speculated that Barb may be suffering from dementia. Bella played along for several minutes, pretending to approve of Chris's new habit so she could record more information.&lt;br /&gt;
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After hundreds of people contacted the police as a result of the leaks, authorities conducted a [[welfare check]] on Barb and issued an Emergency Protective Order on Chris on the following day, essentially a temporary restraining order that would last around a week, prohibiting access to Barbara and [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] until 5 August 2021. (Chris's neighbors took care of their pets after both Chandlers were taken from their home.){{cite}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Made temporarily homeless by this turn of events, Chris decided to make matters even worse for himself by committing yet another crime; he stole $750 from Barbara's bank account to pay for hotel accommodations (and alleviate ''his negative bank balance'' at the time),{{cite}} which left him about $550 after the latter fact, before shelling out $384 for the hotel and wasting most of the remaining money on toys ([[Chris and Money|because ''of course'' he fucking did]]),{{cite}} leaving him with next to nothing yet again ($1.03 according to a Bank of America alert).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:BoA alert 1 Aug 2021.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This crime, however, would land Chris in much hotter water than the many other times he stole from his parents: after discovering what Chris had done and being lied to about it during the confrontation, Null immediately cut ties and washed his hands of Chris,{{cite}} and proceeded to shut down the GoFundMe page intended to aid him on his planned trip to [[Everfree Northwest]] ([[List of places that have banned Chris|who banned him from entry after learning about the news]]), and refunding everyone involved.{{cite}} It should be noted that Chris had intended to use some of the funds to pay back his mother once they cleared,{{cite}} but, as stated before, he took the funds without permission and in violation of the Protective Order, which is, at the very least, a strong case for a theft charge to be laid on him later.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's [[Patreon]], due to the scandal, also came under review,{{cite}} leaving many to speculate that it would most likely see deletion on top of his long-term [[Chris and negligence|neglect]] of the page and his subscribers. Sure enough, on 2 August 2021, his account was suspended, pending review - which remains until the creator logs back in.{{cite}} However, considering Chris's incarceration, it is unlikely he will be able to do so, ensuring that his account will permanently remain &amp;quot;under review.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Oddly enough ([[Chris and reality|or perhaps due to his enhanced delusions]]), Chris remained in seemingly good spirits during his arrest. &lt;br /&gt;
Despite this arrest being far more major than anything else he has previously been charged for and potentially ruining his life, Chris did not resist arrest and even disturbingly stated that being frisked by one of the [[Jerkops|officers]] [[Homos|felt good]] before being taken away.{{cite}} He also noted that the [[Dimensional Merge]] was in the process of happening, which is likely why he believed that he could weasel his way out of this somehow.{{cite}} Despite his apparent good nature, however, bodycam footage released in August 2024 showed that Chris was also quick to inform the officers that he was telepathically ordering Magi-Chan to assault them; when one jokingly responded that they didn't feel anything, Chris commanded his non-existent husband to 'punch him harder'.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's case was initially up for review on 8 [[August 2023]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 7 March 2023.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arraignment arraigned] on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 16 September, likely making matters worse by interrupting the court proceedings to beg for his toys.{{cite}} The hearing for 16 September was continued to 18 November, apparently for more time to evaluate Chris.{{cite}} During this time, he was held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail. Another continuance was then granted, with the next hearing taking place on 3 [[February 2022]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Incest Case November '21 Continuance]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Another continuance was granted to 28 [[July 2022]],{{cite}} however, Chris was [[Jail Saga#transfer|transferred]] to [[Western State Hospital]] on 28 [[February 2022]],{{cite}} for treatment of incompetency, then was returned to the jail.&lt;br /&gt;
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===2023===&lt;br /&gt;
On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was released from jail.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; For several months, his whereabouts were unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 25 [[August 2023]], Chris's case was dismissed by the court.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's lawyer, [[David Heilberg]], successfully plead for an [[autism disorder deferred disposition]].&lt;br /&gt;
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During Chris's livestream on [[The Return of Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime|26 October 2023]], he became visibly nervous when sirens unexpectedly sounded in the background, indicating that he harbors a lingering fear of being arrested again.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's parents and the law==&lt;br /&gt;
It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem:&lt;br /&gt;
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* When Chris was thrown out of the [[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Cub Scouts]] after an [[autism|unknown incident]], his parents attempted to sue the [[Wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts of America]] for [[Kick the Autistic|discrimination]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 18]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to ''sue the school for restraining him''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School#The_aftermath]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* When Barb and Bob had their absurd case against Greene County used against them, their first reaction was to run to another county.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Greene County Conspiracy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bob]] claims that a man in [[Richmond]] by the name of Jamie Dunn tried to get him thrown in jail circa [[1999]] for unknown reasons.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;amp;A#The End]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This may be part of the reason the Chandlers decided to move back to [[Ruckersville]] in [[2000]].&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] took a picture of Chris and uploaded it to the Internet, Chris's parents threatened them with legal action (but as usual never followed through).&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Snorlax]] thought she had indigestion, she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese establishment the food came from. When it turned out to be [[Wikipedia:colitis|colitis]], she dropped the subject.&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Asperchu|Alec]] [[Matthew Nobles call|called the Chandler household]] posing as [[The GAMe PLACe]] employee Matthew Nobles, Bob and Barb claimed that taking pictures of somebody without their knowledge or consent was &amp;quot;not illegal,&amp;quot; and also glossed over and/or justified Chris harassing the store after his ban. This came after threatening to sue Mimms and Lucas for doing exactly that.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Matthew Noble call&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* During that same call, Bob will not countenance the idea that an individual can be prohibited from private property, saying, &amp;quot;it's a business place,&amp;quot; which has no bearing on private property laws.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Matthew Noble call&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He and Barb also had an extremely dismissive and angry attitude towards &amp;quot;Matthew,&amp;quot; which makes one wonder how they communicated with other retail workers.&lt;br /&gt;
* On 28 October 2011, Barb was arrested for not only fleeing the scene of an accident but also felony assault on a police officer, an extremely foolish crime that a remotely sensible person would never commit due to the serious consequences attached to it (mandatory minimum of six months' imprisonment on conviction); however, the recent death of her husband, her age, her bad health and her hopeless, dependent clod of a son seem to have helped elicit her some clemency.&lt;br /&gt;
* On 10 [[July 2012]], Barb was arraigned in court for her participation in the 28 October 2011 incident. She was sentenced to community service and served two-year probation.&lt;br /&gt;
* On 2 [[August 2021]], Chris was charged with incest with Barb. He was not charged with rape, meaning that Barb may have consented to the acts or simply did not want to pursue rape charges against her own son.&lt;br /&gt;
* On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb totaled her [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|van]] when she failed to yield right-of way and got in a accident with a tractor trailer. Barb paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs the following month.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* According to [[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]], Chris has been attempting to blackmail Barb into moving out of [[14 Branchland Court]] with various crimes he claims she is guilty of. These include negligence towards her pets, abusive behavior towards Chris and her use of Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] for herself. Obviously, it is unknown if Barb is really guilty of any of these things.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chris believes the police in real life are corrupt, and sees them in the same light as he sees the Jerkops in his comic – the Jerkops act as a stand-in for police who wronged him, and are portrayed as being impostors with no legal authority (probably indicating that Chris does not recognize real policemen as legitimate authority). In light of these things, Chris has his spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], smoking and internet harassment involve physical violence, including a &amp;quot;Kick in the Teeth,&amp;quot; which Chris inexplicably portrays as a punch in the first and only of his supposed series of Q&amp;amp;A videos.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 31 [[December 2009]], Chris orated about a law he wanted to be made to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using the ad space he paid for:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already [[CWC-ism|Snail-Mailed]] President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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As one can see, Chris is seeking the direct intervention of the president of his country and beseeching him to [[Chris and reality|outlaw advertisements he doesn't like.]] Aside from the fact that Obama himself couldn't have done anything about this, the fact is that Chris was mandated by law to display the ads Jack paid to display. Chris should have written to his congressman about this rather than the president, but either way, he would have received no response.&lt;br /&gt;
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This attitude is also reflected in his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|More than a decade ago]], she put a stop to Chris [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting sex]] on her campus. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|War ensued]] and Chris received a well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his behaviour]]. Six years later, in [[2009]], Chris decided it was time to make peace. He went to her office and left her a [[:File:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|&amp;quot;Framed Hand-Drawn Apology&amp;quot;]] on her doorstep out of the blue.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Her reaction was to file a trespassing notice. Chris disastrously believed that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to the sender, he wasn't liable for it.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 26]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Thankfully, Chris didn't trespass again.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for [[JERKS|men]] to ever show their [[Reldnahc|bare chest]] (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, presumably disregarding [[women]], [[Homos|gay men]] and boxing enthusiasts), and two, he wants to [[Women's rights|force all women]] in any kind of relationship to wear rings (purely for his benefit of course), thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the aftermath of distancing himself from the Internet, Chris began to formulate a new law, the &amp;quot;Bill for Anti Online Bad-Mouthing,&amp;quot; starting with his second [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote]], [[Don'tGetTrolled!]]. The details are unknown, but Chris essentially wants to make so that online, nobody can ever speak negatively of anybody else under threat of prosecution. There do exist laws against cyber-crime and online harassment but these laws vary by country (and concern rather more serious deeds than drawing [[Rosechu]] with a dick), and so even if Chris's law were somehow implemented federally, only his fellow USA residents would be held accountable. Chris is failing to comprehend that people besides Americans use the internet, or worse, assuming the entire world can be held to the USA's laws.&lt;br /&gt;
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==In CWCville==&lt;br /&gt;
During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris was told that [[Jamsta]] Sonichu had been put on trial for molesting [[Punchy]]. Chris didn't want Jamsta to suffer in jail as he had, so he tried using his psychic powers to talk to the [[CWCville]] judge to convince him to release Jamsta, regardless of the crime he had committed. The Idea Guys informed him that the judge was unconvinced since Chris was no longer mayor, so Chris then turned his attention to the jurors. This worked but sparked a city-wide riot.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;amp;A]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==In the comic==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|right|thumb|[[CWCville]] used to have a police station, but no more.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The law, such as it is, in the comics is a horrifying totalitarianism where anybody anywhere is subject to the whims of a dictator. In CWCville, Chris is &amp;quot;mayor&amp;quot; (read: god-king) and has banned many things in his city. Smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to ten years in prison or a US$1,500 fine (which Chris [[Chris and money|considers an equally bad punishment]]). CWCville has its own currency (despite being nothing more than a small city) and why fines are levied in USD is unknown.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Importing tobacco or alcohol incurs a greater punishment than murder or rape.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Chris Chan Q&amp;amp;A 27 October 2008&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law against alcohol]] in [[June 2009]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Rosechus often congregate to &amp;quot;protest&amp;quot; for [[women's rights]]. These protests usually involve nudity and/or pornography. They campaign for basic, archaic things like eligibility to vote, suggesting Chris (or one of his predecessors) has imposed discriminating laws against women in CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is never clear whether or not CWCville is legally a part of the United States (and thus subject to its federal laws), as Chris characteristically sends mixed messages a lot – some things are distinctly American (the aforementioned USD fines, for instance. However there are {{w|Ecuador|foreign}} {{w|Zimbabwe|countries}} in the real world that use USD.), but CWCville has its currency and its own set of &amp;quot;laws,&amp;quot; the likes of which would never be permitted in a developed or even undeveloped country, even if CWCville were some sort of Vatican-like sovereign state. The only arrangement that makes even the slightest amount of sense is that CWCville is just that – a sovereign state on US soil. Chris doesn't seem to have thought this out though and believes the mayor of a town is legally entitled to act as an authoritarian dictator.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a mayor, Chris does nothing bureaucratic, ever, and makes [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the paperwork (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated &amp;quot;[[dating education|Dating Education]]&amp;quot; classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to &amp;quot;stay straight.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[List of Sonichu characters#Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] in the series and even then, they did nothing whatsoever, giving the impression that Chris and his [[Pokémon]] abominations are the only thing standing between peace and violent anarchy. However, [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] seems to reveal that there are three sets of &amp;quot;other&amp;quot; protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force (distinct from [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[jerkops]]), as well as his team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In conversation with [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris revealed that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks which he uses as a &amp;quot;Police Force,&amp;quot; and all his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] enjoy immunity from prosecution and are above the law.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Add this to the fact that Chris cannot be deposed as mayor (&amp;quot;there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections&amp;quot;) and the fact that the police and a fleet of superpowered goons obey anything Chris demands of them, and it paints a very frightening picture. According to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] mentally scans the city perimeters for any sexual acts, and reports any [[homos|homosexual]] activity to the authorities. The participants are then &amp;quot;tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Apparently in CWCville, the [[Wikipedia:Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution]] does not apply in matters of personal sexual choice, and neither does the [[wikipedia:Lawrence v. Texas|U.S. Supreme Court ruling]] finding sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even though Chris's deranged laws exist only within his city-state-country-whatever of CWCville, he exacts his deranged fury unto people whether they're actually in his jurisdiction or not. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] shows four distinct crimes committed outside of CWCville: the destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building, the murder of over one hundred alleged &amp;quot;trolls&amp;quot; in said destruction, breaking and entering, and destroying Internet files and property. There was no evidence to suggest that this act of mass murder was even investigated by the authorities, and the comic portrays this act of [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorism]] as Chris and his goons heroically defeating a gang of criminals.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris may be able to murder without being reprimanded, but of course, this doesn't apply to everyone. Following the death of [[Simonla]], the culprits ([[Alec]], [[Mao]], [[Sean]] and [[Evan]]) are subjected to a show trial, and given no defense attorney by the state (violating the [[Wikipedia:Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Sixth Amendment]]) forcing Sean to act as their lawyer despite being [[Tobacky|high as a kite]]. There is no solid evidence presented for the murder charge, aside from the Voltorb remote (which the prosecutor never tried to prove belonged to them) and wholly unreliable &amp;quot;psychic evidence&amp;quot; extracted by Magi-Chan. When they're railroaded and found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged'' (read: murdered brutally by cartoon characters), in a gross violation of the [[Wikipedia:Eighth Amendment to the United States Constitution|Eighth Amendment]] forbidding cruel and unusual punishment.&lt;br /&gt;
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Demonstrating Chris's limited understanding of trials (as his knowledge of trials stems purely from television), the kangaroo court integrates both elements of civil and criminal trials. The Asperpedia Four are not only prosecuted for murder by a [[Marvey Blaziken|state attorney]], as per a criminal trial, but also charged with defamation of character, libel, and copyright infringement (as well as several charges such as &amp;quot;profanity to the max&amp;quot; that would hold no water in an actual court) by Chris and his cohorts, as per a civil trial. Surely enough, Chris, Sonichu, and Rosechu are sitting in a benchmarked &amp;quot;PLAINTIF&amp;quot; [sic]. That both civil and criminal charges are included in one trial not only demonstrates a poor understanding of the courtroom process but is further proof that Chris considers &amp;quot;slanderous mockeries&amp;quot; and other torts on par with major crimes such as murder and assault. To add to the equation, one cannot be given a death sentence (or any sentence, for that matter) for being guilty in a civil trial, but in the Asperpedia Four trial, civil charges are the primary reason for the death sentence. In summary, the CWCville court system is a constitutional nightmare that violates multiple articles and amendments and has no concept of due process. One must wonder why it is allowed to exist within the borders of the U.S.&lt;br /&gt;
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Were it not obvious by now, any semblance of law in CWCville exists solely to further the wishes of its tyrannical (and murderous) creator god.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan video==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and copyright]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Debt]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jerkop]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Manajerks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Parody]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Therapeutic Docket]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Bob Chandler</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.&amp;lt;ref name=LoudNoise&amp;gt;[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.&lt;br /&gt;
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|imagesize = 250&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases    = Bob&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Bobby&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Mr. C&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Robertchu&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|day      = 4&lt;br /&gt;
|month    = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|year     = 1927&lt;br /&gt;
|deathday = 6&lt;br /&gt;
|deathmonth = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|deathyear = 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|gender    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|nationality    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|race    = White&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|religion    = Protestant (Methodist)&lt;br /&gt;
|label8    = Height&lt;br /&gt;
|ft    = 5&lt;br /&gt;
|in    = 7.5&lt;br /&gt;
|spouse    = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)&lt;br /&gt;
|children   = Dr. David Alan Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Carol Suzanne Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)&lt;br /&gt;
|grandchildren   = [[Savannah Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|father   = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)&lt;br /&gt;
|mother   = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)&lt;br /&gt;
|education   = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]])&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation   = Military communications&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Engineer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Inventor&lt;br /&gt;
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Robert &amp;quot;Bob&amp;quot; Franklin Chandler Jr.'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His nickname, &amp;quot;The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack,&amp;quot; came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite being estranged from his other children, and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; stem from his influence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObitarchive&amp;quot;&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than &amp;quot;Mr. C&amp;quot; ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Prank calls]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was the only child of Robert &amp;quot;Bob&amp;quot; Franklin Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; – 27 December 1977&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; – 10 May 1945&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), a Texan housewife.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob's Father in 1942.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob has said that he was, &amp;quot;...interested in the world,&amp;quot; around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 4#Bob's record collection]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Service and education===&lt;br /&gt;
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A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a &amp;quot;Bobby Chandler&amp;quot; in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&amp;amp;mtch=11&amp;amp;tf=F&amp;amp;q=Chandler&amp;amp;bc=&amp;amp;sort=24996%2520desc&amp;amp;rpp=10&amp;amp;pg=4&amp;amp;rid=8565331&amp;amp;rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Figuring he'd get &amp;quot;swallowed up&amp;quot; at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and joined the band there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Meet&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Career===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as &amp;quot;tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for 40 years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives. He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} &amp;quot;...might not have arrived so soon,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics. &lt;br /&gt;
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Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; and a  vehicle logging system.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; that were used in plastic water container molding machines.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that &amp;quot;I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob himself was proud of his, &amp;quot;...natural inclination for logic,&amp;quot; although he was, &amp;quot;...inundated,&amp;quot; by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===World consciousness===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.&lt;br /&gt;
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Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 25 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Barbara===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; in Richmond&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).&amp;lt;ref name=godbear&amp;gt;[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &amp;quot;She chased him down the hallway,&amp;quot; though Barb has disputed this.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, &amp;quot;...acting out as a couple of drunken losers.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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They got married in 1980,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, &amp;quot;...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; &amp;quot;...when that fuck Bob finally drops,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Meet&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the &amp;quot;dreaming studio.&amp;quot; Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob had difficulties understanding Chris' [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely due to his antiquated view of the Mental Health system. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in a Chesterfield County so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression, that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob hired [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to babysit Chris in a misguided attempt to socialize Chris. He let Chris believe they were legit friends, when they were only in it for their own gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like &amp;quot;love,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;support,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;gratitude,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;willingness to help.&amp;quot; Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Church&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Church audio]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Noble&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem &amp;quot;petty&amp;quot; in comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's &amp;quot;Family Bonding&amp;quot; shirt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|&amp;quot;a hell of a lot nicer&amp;quot;]] and &amp;quot;has done a lot better than&amp;quot; the troll calling him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris got his now obsolete [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work like any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].&lt;br /&gt;
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He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a &amp;quot;fag&amp;quot;, even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|[[File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|200px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#HappyFathersDay&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.&amp;lt;ref name=godbear&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also had friends in Australia.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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From his father's second marriage, Bob had, &amp;quot;...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Later life, poor health and death==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has &amp;quot;died&amp;quot; several times, and Chris says that Bob, &amp;quot;...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it.&amp;quot; In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for &amp;quot;congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}&amp;quot;. Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.&lt;br /&gt;
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A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, &amp;quot;He is doing much better, thank you.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, &amp;quot;Yes, my father is healthy and safe.&amp;quot; Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was &amp;quot;alive and well&amp;quot;. Chris was, at least, half right.&lt;br /&gt;
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A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer of some description.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 23 April 2011, in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|&amp;quot;feet-bloatings&amp;quot;]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read &amp;quot;Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the &amp;quot;Black Tape&amp;quot; by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cause of death==&lt;br /&gt;
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case), Chris's actions stemmed purely from selfishness and egotism – business as usual.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a &amp;quot;Loud Noise.&amp;quot; He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=LoudNoise&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Obituary==&lt;br /&gt;
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric. &lt;br /&gt;
* The location of the memorial service, &amp;quot;to follow on a later date&amp;quot;, at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.&lt;br /&gt;
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Original text===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgray|&lt;br /&gt;
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==In memoriam==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah|granddaughter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for moulding Chris into the person he is today.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==&lt;br /&gt;
===Idea Guy influences===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr's and Ted Bundy's souls never went to Heaven or Hell; They both became reborn ''[...]'' as their respective Sonichu forms. ''[...]'' Mister C. and Ted also serve to help the nation of CWCville in defense, and in intellect.|[[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], page 49}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bobchu.jpeg|thumb|150px|Bob's Sonichu form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob meets Ted Bundy, Sonichu 16.JPG|Bob meets Ted Bundy in the hereafter.|thumb|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspectives of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Perhaps one of the more heinous examples of this was the Idea Guys' [[Chris and manipulation|manipulation]] of Chris's views on his own father; views which Chris has yet to abandon, despite the Idea Guys being removed from power by the [[Guard Dogs]] in mid-2018. Ideas involving Bob include: &lt;br /&gt;
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*Bob's spirit resides in CWCville, dimension [[C-197]], as a half-Sonichu named Robertchu, styled in his Sonichu form as a beaver with checkerboard fur&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122024/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1008449921387778048&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;The drawing of Robertchu was among those drawn for Idea Guy, and no references to it exist beforehand.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (a reference to his troll-given Internet Lumberjack nickname).&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bob met serial killer Ted Bundy while in CWCville and helps defend it alongside Ted.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Post-Idea Guys, Chris decided that Robertchu's fur color was really red with black ears because he found it too time-consuming to draw the checkerboard pattern.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Father's Day memorial]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Robertchu was featured as cards in Chris's homemade [[Shipfic]] expansion. In one, Chris photoshopped a photo of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] so that she is standing beside a drawing of Robertchu in his Sonichu form. The card text reads, &amp;quot;Honey, I'm Home&amp;quot; and states:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Every once in a while, Mister C runs back home to offer comfort to Barbara. Before the Dimension Merge's completion, she has missed him everyday, and found the solace and comfort when he comes by. He continues to carry a torch for her in his heart and soul while he helps to protect everyone in Cwcville and at this old temple of a house.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:RobertchuBackHome.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Robertchu as a [[Shipfic]] card.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
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===In ''Sonichu''===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chandlers &amp;amp; Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|&amp;quot;Spring Break, 2008&amp;quot;]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|&amp;quot;Date Ed&amp;quot;]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received &amp;quot;Robert&amp;quot; dolls, while boys received &amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a &amp;quot;family photo&amp;quot; alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, &amp;quot;...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am,&amp;quot; shortly before his passing in 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as &amp;quot;Gallop Crush&amp;quot;, appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Mayors of CWCville}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===As a toy===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing&lt;br /&gt;
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===Audio and video===&lt;br /&gt;
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In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.&lt;br /&gt;
File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.&lt;br /&gt;
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0062-NewChristian&amp;amp;Dad.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bob_80th.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan tributes==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Bob&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|cyMoams7EMw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = TheSevenRiders&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = ''[[Metal Gear]]''&lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Tribute to Bob Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ajEN2zrY8cQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 11 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = 8x13Wolf&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = RIP Bob Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tyoboaDCJ0s}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = furnacewoodsband &lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Dead]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Bob Chandler</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.&amp;lt;ref name=LoudNoise&amp;gt;[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.&lt;br /&gt;
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|imagesize = 250&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases    = Bob&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Bobby&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Mr. C&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Robertchu&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|day      = 4&lt;br /&gt;
|month    = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|year     = 1927&lt;br /&gt;
|deathday = 6&lt;br /&gt;
|deathmonth = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|deathyear = 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|gender    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|nationality    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|race    = White&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|religion    = Protestant (Methodist)&lt;br /&gt;
|label8    = Height&lt;br /&gt;
|ft    = 5&lt;br /&gt;
|in    = 7.5&lt;br /&gt;
|spouse    = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)&lt;br /&gt;
|children   = Dr. David Alan Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Carol Suzanne Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)&lt;br /&gt;
|grandchildren   = [[Savannah Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|father   = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)&lt;br /&gt;
|mother   = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)&lt;br /&gt;
|education   = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]])&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation   = Military communications&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Engineer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Inventor&lt;br /&gt;
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Robert &amp;quot;Bob&amp;quot; Franklin Chandler Jr.'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His nickname, &amp;quot;The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack,&amp;quot; came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite being estranged from his other children, and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; stem from his influence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObitarchive&amp;quot;&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than &amp;quot;Mr. C&amp;quot; ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Prank calls]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was the only child of Robert Franklin &amp;quot;Frank&amp;quot; Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; – 27 December 1977&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; – 10 May 1945&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), a Texan housewife.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob's Father in 1942.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob has said that he was, &amp;quot;...interested in the world,&amp;quot; around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 4#Bob's record collection]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Service and education===&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!--- Provide a link to Classmates.com listing including Bobby Chandler and add as a reference, if it can be found. ---&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a &amp;quot;Bobby Chandler&amp;quot; in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&amp;amp;mtch=11&amp;amp;tf=F&amp;amp;q=Chandler&amp;amp;bc=&amp;amp;sort=24996%2520desc&amp;amp;rpp=10&amp;amp;pg=4&amp;amp;rid=8565331&amp;amp;rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Figuring he'd get &amp;quot;swallowed up&amp;quot; at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and joined the band there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Meet&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Career===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as &amp;quot;tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for 40 years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives. He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} &amp;quot;...might not have arrived so soon,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; and a  vehicle logging system.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; that were used in plastic water container molding machines.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that &amp;quot;I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob himself was proud of his, &amp;quot;...natural inclination for logic,&amp;quot; although he was, &amp;quot;...inundated,&amp;quot; by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===World consciousness===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.&lt;br /&gt;
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Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 25 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Barbara===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; in Richmond&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).&amp;lt;ref name=godbear&amp;gt;[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &amp;quot;She chased him down the hallway,&amp;quot; though Barb has disputed this.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, &amp;quot;...acting out as a couple of drunken losers.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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They got married in 1980,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, &amp;quot;...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Cole===&lt;br /&gt;
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; &amp;quot;...when that fuck Bob finally drops,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Meet&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the &amp;quot;dreaming studio.&amp;quot; Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob had difficulties understanding Chris' [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely due to his antiquated view of the Mental Health system. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in a Chesterfield County so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression, that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob hired [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to babysit Chris in a misguided attempt to socialize Chris. He let Chris believe they were legit friends, when they were only in it for their own gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like &amp;quot;love,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;support,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;gratitude,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;willingness to help.&amp;quot; Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Church&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Church audio]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Noble&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem &amp;quot;petty&amp;quot; in comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's &amp;quot;Family Bonding&amp;quot; shirt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|&amp;quot;a hell of a lot nicer&amp;quot;]] and &amp;quot;has done a lot better than&amp;quot; the troll calling him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris got his now obsolete [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work like any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].&lt;br /&gt;
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He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a &amp;quot;fag&amp;quot;, even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#HappyFathersDay&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.&amp;lt;ref name=godbear&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also had friends in Australia.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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From his father's second marriage, Bob had, &amp;quot;...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Later life, poor health and death==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has &amp;quot;died&amp;quot; several times, and Chris says that Bob, &amp;quot;...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it.&amp;quot; In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for &amp;quot;congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}&amp;quot;. Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.&lt;br /&gt;
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A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, &amp;quot;He is doing much better, thank you.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, &amp;quot;Yes, my father is healthy and safe.&amp;quot; Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was &amp;quot;alive and well&amp;quot;. Chris was, at least, half right.&lt;br /&gt;
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A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer of some description.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 23 April 2011, in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|&amp;quot;feet-bloatings&amp;quot;]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read &amp;quot;Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the &amp;quot;Black Tape&amp;quot; by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cause of death==&lt;br /&gt;
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case), Chris's actions stemmed purely from selfishness and egotism – business as usual.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a &amp;quot;Loud Noise.&amp;quot; He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=LoudNoise&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Obituary==&lt;br /&gt;
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric. &lt;br /&gt;
* The location of the memorial service, &amp;quot;to follow on a later date&amp;quot;, at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.&lt;br /&gt;
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Original text===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgray|&lt;br /&gt;
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==In memoriam==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah|granddaughter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for moulding Chris into the person he is today.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==&lt;br /&gt;
===Idea Guy influences===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr's and Ted Bundy's souls never went to Heaven or Hell; They both became reborn ''[...]'' as their respective Sonichu forms. ''[...]'' Mister C. and Ted also serve to help the nation of CWCville in defense, and in intellect.|[[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], page 49}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bobchu.jpeg|thumb|150px|Bob's Sonichu form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob meets Ted Bundy, Sonichu 16.JPG|Bob meets Ted Bundy in the hereafter.|thumb|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspectives of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Perhaps one of the more heinous examples of this was the Idea Guys' [[Chris and manipulation|manipulation]] of Chris's views on his own father; views which Chris has yet to abandon, despite the Idea Guys being removed from power by the [[Guard Dogs]] in mid-2018. Ideas involving Bob include: &lt;br /&gt;
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*Bob's spirit resides in CWCville, dimension [[C-197]], as a half-Sonichu named Robertchu, styled in his Sonichu form as a beaver with checkerboard fur&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122024/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1008449921387778048&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;The drawing of Robertchu was among those drawn for Idea Guy, and no references to it exist beforehand.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (a reference to his troll-given Internet Lumberjack nickname).&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bob met serial killer Ted Bundy while in CWCville and helps defend it alongside Ted.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Post-Idea Guys, Chris decided that Robertchu's fur color was really red with black ears because he found it too time-consuming to draw the checkerboard pattern.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Father's Day memorial]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Robertchu was featured as cards in Chris's homemade [[Shipfic]] expansion. In one, Chris photoshopped a photo of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] so that she is standing beside a drawing of Robertchu in his Sonichu form. The card text reads, &amp;quot;Honey, I'm Home&amp;quot; and states:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Every once in a while, Mister C runs back home to offer comfort to Barbara. Before the Dimension Merge's completion, she has missed him everyday, and found the solace and comfort when he comes by. He continues to carry a torch for her in his heart and soul while he helps to protect everyone in Cwcville and at this old temple of a house.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:RobertchuBackHome.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Robertchu as a [[Shipfic]] card.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
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===In ''Sonichu''===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chandlers &amp;amp; Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|&amp;quot;Spring Break, 2008&amp;quot;]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|&amp;quot;Date Ed&amp;quot;]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received &amp;quot;Robert&amp;quot; dolls, while boys received &amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a &amp;quot;family photo&amp;quot; alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, &amp;quot;...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am,&amp;quot; shortly before his passing in 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as &amp;quot;Gallop Crush&amp;quot;, appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Mayors of CWCville}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===As a toy===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing&lt;br /&gt;
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===Audio and video===&lt;br /&gt;
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In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.&lt;br /&gt;
File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.&lt;br /&gt;
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0062-NewChristian&amp;amp;Dad.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bob_80th.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fan tributes==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Bob&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|cyMoams7EMw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = TheSevenRiders&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = ''[[Metal Gear]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Tribute to Bob Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ajEN2zrY8cQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 11 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = 8x13Wolf&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
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}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = RIP Bob Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tyoboaDCJ0s}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = furnacewoodsband &lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
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| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.&amp;lt;ref name=LoudNoise&amp;gt;[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.&lt;br /&gt;
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|imagesize = 250&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases    = Bob&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Bobby&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Mr. C&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Robertchu&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|day      = 4&lt;br /&gt;
|month    = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|year     = 1927&lt;br /&gt;
|deathday = 6&lt;br /&gt;
|deathmonth = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|deathyear = 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|gender    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|nationality    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|race    = White&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|religion    = Protestant (Methodist)&lt;br /&gt;
|label8    = Height&lt;br /&gt;
|ft    = 5&lt;br /&gt;
|in    = 7.5&lt;br /&gt;
|spouse    = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)&lt;br /&gt;
|children   = Dr. David Alan Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Carol Suzanne Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)&lt;br /&gt;
|grandchildren   = [[Savannah Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|father   = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)&lt;br /&gt;
|mother   = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)&lt;br /&gt;
|education   = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]])&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation   = Military communications&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Engineer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Inventor&lt;br /&gt;
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Robert &amp;quot;Bob&amp;quot; Franklin Chandler Jr.'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His nickname, &amp;quot;The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack,&amp;quot; came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite being estranged from his other children, and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; stem from his influence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObitarchive&amp;quot;&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than &amp;quot;Mr. C&amp;quot; ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Prank calls]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was the only child of Robert Franklin &amp;quot;Frank&amp;quot; Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; – 27 December 1977&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; – 10 May 1945&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), a Texan housewife.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob's Father in 1942.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob has said that he was, &amp;quot;...interested in the world,&amp;quot; around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 4#Bob's record collection]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Service and education===&lt;br /&gt;
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A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a &amp;quot;Bobby Chandler&amp;quot; in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&amp;amp;mtch=11&amp;amp;tf=F&amp;amp;q=Chandler&amp;amp;bc=&amp;amp;sort=24996%2520desc&amp;amp;rpp=10&amp;amp;pg=4&amp;amp;rid=8565331&amp;amp;rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Figuring he'd get &amp;quot;swallowed up&amp;quot; at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and joined the band there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Meet&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Career===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as &amp;quot;tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for 40 years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives. He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} &amp;quot;...might not have arrived so soon,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; and a  vehicle logging system.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; that were used in plastic water container molding machines.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that &amp;quot;I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob himself was proud of his, &amp;quot;...natural inclination for logic,&amp;quot; although he was, &amp;quot;...inundated,&amp;quot; by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===World consciousness===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.&lt;br /&gt;
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Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Relationships==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Previous family===&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 25 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Barbara===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; in Richmond&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).&amp;lt;ref name=godbear&amp;gt;[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &amp;quot;She chased him down the hallway,&amp;quot; though Barb has disputed this.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, &amp;quot;...acting out as a couple of drunken losers.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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They got married in 1980,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, &amp;quot;...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Cole===&lt;br /&gt;
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; &amp;quot;...when that fuck Bob finally drops,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Meet&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the &amp;quot;dreaming studio.&amp;quot; Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob had difficulties understanding Chris' [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely due to his antiquated view of the Mental Health system. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in a Chesterfield County so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression, that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob hired [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to babysit Chris in a misguided attempt to socialize Chris. He let Chris believe they were legit friends, when they were only in it for their own gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like &amp;quot;love,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;support,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;gratitude,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;willingness to help.&amp;quot; Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Church&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Church audio]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Noble&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem &amp;quot;petty&amp;quot; in comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's &amp;quot;Family Bonding&amp;quot; shirt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|&amp;quot;a hell of a lot nicer&amp;quot;]] and &amp;quot;has done a lot better than&amp;quot; the troll calling him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris got his now obsolete [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work like any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].&lt;br /&gt;
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He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a &amp;quot;fag&amp;quot;, even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#HappyFathersDay&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.&amp;lt;ref name=godbear&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also had friends in Australia.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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From his father's second marriage, Bob had, &amp;quot;...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Later life, poor health and death==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has &amp;quot;died&amp;quot; several times, and Chris says that Bob, &amp;quot;...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it.&amp;quot; In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for &amp;quot;congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}&amp;quot;. Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.&lt;br /&gt;
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A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, &amp;quot;He is doing much better, thank you.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, &amp;quot;Yes, my father is healthy and safe.&amp;quot; Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was &amp;quot;alive and well&amp;quot;. Chris was, at least, half right.&lt;br /&gt;
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A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer of some description.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 23 April 2011, in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|&amp;quot;feet-bloatings&amp;quot;]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read &amp;quot;Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the &amp;quot;Black Tape&amp;quot; by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cause of death==&lt;br /&gt;
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case), Chris's actions stemmed purely from selfishness and egotism – business as usual.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a &amp;quot;Loud Noise.&amp;quot; He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=LoudNoise&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Obituary==&lt;br /&gt;
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric. &lt;br /&gt;
* The location of the memorial service, &amp;quot;to follow on a later date&amp;quot;, at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.&lt;br /&gt;
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Original text===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In memoriam==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah|granddaughter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for moulding Chris into the person he is today.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==&lt;br /&gt;
===Idea Guy influences===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr's and Ted Bundy's souls never went to Heaven or Hell; They both became reborn ''[...]'' as their respective Sonichu forms. ''[...]'' Mister C. and Ted also serve to help the nation of CWCville in defense, and in intellect.|[[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], page 49}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bobchu.jpeg|thumb|150px|Bob's Sonichu form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob meets Ted Bundy, Sonichu 16.JPG|Bob meets Ted Bundy in the hereafter.|thumb|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspectives of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Perhaps one of the more heinous examples of this was the Idea Guys' [[Chris and manipulation|manipulation]] of Chris's views on his own father; views which Chris has yet to abandon, despite the Idea Guys being removed from power by the [[Guard Dogs]] in mid-2018. Ideas involving Bob include: &lt;br /&gt;
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*Bob's spirit resides in CWCville, dimension [[C-197]], as a half-Sonichu named Robertchu, styled in his Sonichu form as a beaver with checkerboard fur&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122024/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1008449921387778048&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;The drawing of Robertchu was among those drawn for Idea Guy, and no references to it exist beforehand.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (a reference to his troll-given Internet Lumberjack nickname).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Bob met serial killer Ted Bundy while in CWCville and helps defend it alongside Ted.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Post-Idea Guys, Chris decided that Robertchu's fur color was really red with black ears because he found it too time-consuming to draw the checkerboard pattern.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Father's Day memorial]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Robertchu was featured as cards in Chris's homemade [[Shipfic]] expansion. In one, Chris photoshopped a photo of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] so that she is standing beside a drawing of Robertchu in his Sonichu form. The card text reads, &amp;quot;Honey, I'm Home&amp;quot; and states:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Every once in a while, Mister C runs back home to offer comfort to Barbara. Before the Dimension Merge's completion, she has missed him everyday, and found the solace and comfort when he comes by. He continues to carry a torch for her in his heart and soul while he helps to protect everyone in Cwcville and at this old temple of a house.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RobertchuBackHome.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Robertchu as a [[Shipfic]] card.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===In ''Sonichu''===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chandlers &amp;amp; Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|&amp;quot;Spring Break, 2008&amp;quot;]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|&amp;quot;Date Ed&amp;quot;]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received &amp;quot;Robert&amp;quot; dolls, while boys received &amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a &amp;quot;family photo&amp;quot; alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, &amp;quot;...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am,&amp;quot; shortly before his passing in 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as &amp;quot;Gallop Crush&amp;quot;, appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Mayors of CWCville}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===As a toy===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Audio and video===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:File:RobertChandler1960s.png|Bob in the late 1960s/early 1970s&lt;br /&gt;
Image:https://www.victorianvilla.com/sims-mitchell/local/yeatts/cb1/&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.&lt;br /&gt;
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0062-NewChristian&amp;amp;Dad.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bob_80th.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan tributes==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Bob&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|cyMoams7EMw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = TheSevenRiders&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = ''[[Metal Gear]]''&lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Tribute to Bob Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ajEN2zrY8cQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 11 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = 8x13Wolf&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = RIP Bob Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tyoboaDCJ0s}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = furnacewoodsband &lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{ChildhoodSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{GreeneSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{BearsteinSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JulieSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmilySaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{IvySaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Family Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Dead]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cilria2: Robert Chandler in the late 1960s and early 1970s.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Robert Chandler in the late 1960s and early 1970s.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Pre-1980</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cilria2: According to AuburnAlumni. he first worked as a test planning enginner for Radar&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===Before Christ===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 13.8 billion years BC''' - Chris is a resident of [[Kidasuna]].&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag&amp;gt;[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Call 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Big Bang}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 66 million years BC''' - Chris is [[Banned|exiled]] from Kidasuna to Earth.&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 3.4 million years BC''' - The Stone Age. You'd have to tell me twice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Classical antiquity===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|200px|Jesus as depicted by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 4 BC – AD 30''' - Approximate life of [[Jesus Christ]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Medieval period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris on Merlin.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|Chris on Merlin]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 5th-6th centuries AD''' - Approximate life of the mythical British figures [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] and [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]], assuming they existed at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1220s''' Birth of Sir Robert Aguillon, father of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Aguillon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 25 Mar 1258''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]] (née Aguillon) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 29 September 1259''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1281''' Marriage of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1282''' Birth of Thomas Bardolf, the 6th great-grandfather of [[Anne Boleyn]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1283''' Birth of Margery Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1284''' Birth of William Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1286''' Death of Robert Aguillon.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1294''' Birth of Nicola Bardolf. Chris's 18th great-grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 February 1299''' Hugh Bardolf becomes Baron Bardolf via Parliment.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 20 September 1304''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 May 1323''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1389''' - King Arthur [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|commands Merlin to exile all dragons]], dividing the universe in two according to Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021#Chris's Response]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Note that Chris sees nothing wrong with placing Arthur's reign in the late Middle Ages.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1390s''' - [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] writes [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]], one of his [[wikipedia:Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]. About 600 years later it would be the subject of one of Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|high school essays]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Early modern period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|200px|Dr. William M. Teer, Bob's maternal great-grandfather and Confederate veteran.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1499 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Mary Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1501 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Anne Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1513''' - Birth of [[John Chaundeler]], Chris' 13th great-grandfather. At some point in his life (which will last until 1571), John will [[Christopher's name change|change his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of our hero's surname.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1610''' - John Chandler, Chris's direct male [[Family tree|ancestor]], arrives in [[wikipedia:Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown, Virginia]] on board the ''Hercules''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''30 April 1659''' - Birth of Robert L. Chandler, II&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1732''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration of Independence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1791''' - The 1st through the 10th [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendments]] to the United States Constitution are ratified.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1805 - Sept 1866'''- The life of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler, Chris's great-great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 January 1819''' - [[Wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Thomas Jefferson]] founded the [[University of Virginia]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''c. 1820s''' - [[Chandler Family Tree#Francis Weston|Francis Weston]], Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her direct paternal line, immigrates from England to the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1828''' - [[Western State Hospital]] admits its first patients.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 April 1832 – January 1925''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]], Chris's great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''12 April 1861 – 26 May 1865''' - The [[wikipedia:American Civil War|American Civil War]] takes place, and is fought between the Union (the [[United States]] government and the states that remain loyal to it) and the Confederacy (formed from the states that had seceded from the Union, seeking to preserve the enslavement of [[Niggos|African Americans]]). At least two of Chris' ancestors - [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]] and [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]] - fight in the civil war on the side of the Confederacy. However, despite their efforts, the Yankees [[troll]] the Confederacy out of existence in 1865.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''8 May 1861''' - The Confederate States of America names [[Richmond]] as its capital.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''1862''' - Bob's maternal great-grandfather, [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]], contracts hepatitis and suffers serious injuries (including a shattered right arm and a damaged spleen) during the American Civil War, nearly preventing all of Christory a century before it began. However, William would survive his injuries, allowing him to father Mary Francis Teer (Bob's maternal grandmother) a decade later.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''' 23 January 1871''' - Birth of Joseph Jeesie Chandler, Bob's paternal grandfather &lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1882 – January 1954''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Robert Wynn|Robert Wynn]], Barbara's maternal grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite web&lt;br /&gt;
|url     = https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862369/joseph-otto-weston&lt;br /&gt;
|website = Find a Grave&lt;br /&gt;
|title   = Joseph Otto Weston&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1900s===&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1900s''' decade, Chris' paternal grandparents (Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon) are born - less than 2 months apart. Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston, was aged 3-13 in this decade, while his maternal grandmother had not been born yet. This is the last decade in which all of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1900s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 February 1908''' - [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] is established.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1910s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|200px|Bob's maternal grandfather, John James Hollomon, in 1910.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1910s''', Chris' youngest grandparent, Carrie Edna Wynn (Bob's mother) was born. The decade also saw the death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and daughter of Confederate Veteran [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]]. With her death, 7 of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this decade, Chris' maternal grandfather Joseph Otto Weston was aged 13-23, his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 0-8, and his paternal grandparents - Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon - were both aged 3-13.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade saw the outbreak of World War I, in which Joseph Otto Weston participated.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1910s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 December 1911''' - Birth of Elmer Thomas Rickman, Barbara's stepfather&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1914''' - Death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 July 1914 - 11 November 1918''' - [[Manchester High Leaks|World War I]]&lt;br /&gt;
**'''December 1917''' - Barbara's father, Joseph Otto Weston is drafted into the United States Army to fight in World War I. &amp;lt;ref name=Joseph&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33SQ-GYY1-NWC?i=2974&amp;amp;cc=1968530&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AK6CB-L6D&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1920s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob's birth certificate.png|thumb|200px|Bob's birth certificate]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Bob Chandler was born in the same year the [[TV]] was invented, and lived long enough for his extremely [[autistic]] [[Chris|son]] to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|scream about his house]] being on the internet for millions to see, and for him to unintentionally create one of the greatest moments in internet history.&lt;br /&gt;
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RIP Bob. It's probably good you didn't live to see [[Affair with Mother|how it all turned out.]]|spaghettimkay5795, 2023&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk&amp;amp;lc=Ugz-lQrynPZLYkCUhVd4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
The '''1920s''' saw Chris' paternal grandparents marry one another, both being aged 20 at the time of matrimony. 14 months later, they birthed Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]], who was aged 0-2 in this decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston was aged 23-33, while his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 8-18. 7 of Chris' great-grandparents lived at the start of this decade, and this number stayed stable throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1920s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Chris's birthday|24 February]] 1920''' - The German Workers' Party is renamed to the National Socialist German Workers' Party - now known as the [[Nazi]] Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1926''' - Bob's parents, Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon marry in [[Dallas]], Texas.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''5 February 1927''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 September 1927''' - {{w|Philo Farnsworth}}'s image dissector camera tube transmits its first image, a simple straight line, at his laboratory in [[Cole Smithey#California (1980-96)|San Francisco]]. This is often credited as the invention of [[television]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 September 1928''' - Birth of [[Jack Dale Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===1930s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|thumb|200px|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]], 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1930s''' comprised most of Bob's childhood, who was aged 2-12 at the time. The decade saw most of Chris' remaining great-grandparents succumb to the sands of time: At the start of the decade 7 remained, but after the death of Victoria Thompson (Barbara's maternal grandmother) in 1935, Martha Headley (Bob's paternal grandmother) in 1937, Sarah Hamilton (Barbara's paternal grandmother) in 1938, and Joseph Edward Weston (Barbara's paternal grandfather) in 1939, only 3 remained. Furthermore, this is the last decade in which all of Chris' grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1930s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 July 1931''' - Birth of [[Jerry Harmon|Walter &amp;quot;Jerry&amp;quot; Harmon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''21 March 1932'''- The  {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}} occurs. Bob's great-uncles John and Rufus are killed instantly when it strikes John's farm&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933''' - Establishment of [[Nazi]] Germany.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 January 1934''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933'''- Bob's family move to Sylacauga, Alabama from Garland, Texas. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December, 1939''' - Birth of [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===1940s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|thumb|200px|Barbara as a toddler]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|200px|Bob's father in 1942]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!|Chris on World War II, late 1990s&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1940s''' saw the birth of Chris' mother [[Barbara]], who was aged 0-8 in this decade, while Bob was aged 12-22 and graduated high school. At the start of the decade, 3 of Chris' great-grandparents were alive. After the sands of time swallowed Bob's paternal grandfather Joseph Chandler in 1947, John Hollomon and Robert Wynn - Bob and Barb's maternal grandfathers respectively - were the last men standing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, with the death of Chris' paternal grandmother Jean Hollomon in 1945, only 3 of Chris' grandparents remained.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade comprised most of World War II and saw the [[United States]]' entry into the war, with Bob's father Robert Franklin Chandler participating.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1940s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 November 1942''' - Birth of [[Joe Biden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1943''' - [[Wikipedia:Leo_Kanner|Leo Kanner]] releases a report on a group of children with similar behavior which Kanner calls early infantile autism, thus giving Autism its modern sense in English.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, Alabama.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April – 2 May 1945''' - The [[Russia|Soviet Union]] wins the [[wikipedia:Battle of Berlin|Battle of Berlin]], destroying [[Nazis|Nazi Germany]] and ending World War II in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''30 April 1945''' - Suicide of Adolf Hitler. His main assistant will later be reincarnated as [[Beel]] and troll Chris within [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mLPSHWdZc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 November 1946''' - Birth of [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Ted Bundy}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603120855/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1950s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bobauburn1951.PNG|thumb|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|thumb|Barbara in 1958.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near {{w|Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak}} {{w|Charlotte County, Virginia|Charlotte County}}. Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel. His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station. Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck. Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of [[Richmond]], and [[Aunt Corrina|Mrs. Edward Carey]] and Misses [[Barbara]] Ann, Mabel and [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston]], of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and [[Curtis Wayne Weston]], of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.|Obituary to Barbara's father&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1950s''' saw Bob (aged 22-32) graduate with a Bachelor of Electrical Engineering, and his marriage with Patricia Harley, while Barb (aged 8-18) gradually progressed through high school. At the start of the decade, 2 of Chris' great-grandparents - John Hollomon and Robert Wynn remained alive. John died in 1950, while Robert - the last man standing - died in 1952. A few years later in 1955, Barbara's father died, leaving 2 of Chris' grandparents alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Events of the 1950s ====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a BEE degree in Electrical Engineering. He then moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina for work. He is first hired as a test planning engineer for Radar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 November 1952''' - Birth of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity at the age of 27.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1955''' - Bob's father, stepmother and his first 5 half siblings moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1955''' - Bob and John H. Judd Jr. file a patent for an electrical terminal block.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 September 1956''' - Bob marries his first wife Patricia Harley in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1956-1960''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] while in high school.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot;&amp;gt;According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1957''' - Ran graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}}, in South Hill, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1957''' - Ran enters {{w|Wake Forest University}} in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1959''' - Bob and John's patent for an electrical terminal block is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1960s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JerryBarb&amp;amp;Cole.jpg|thumb|[[Jerry Harmon]] with [[Barbara]] and young [[Cole]] in late 1960s/early 1970s]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|[[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills, 2007.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1960s''', Barbara (aged 18-28) graduated Randolph-Henry High School, married Ran Coleman Yeatts, and mothered Chris' half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who was aged 0-6 in this decade. Together with Patricia Harley, Bob (aged 32-42) fathered two children: [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandmother Carrie died in 1968, leaving Robert F Chandler his sole remaining grandparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1960s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1960''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] graduates from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 March 1960''' - Birth of [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1960''' - Birth of [[Takashi Tezuka]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's suspected biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1961''' - Birth of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts at a Baptist church in Wylliesburg, Virginia; The same day, Barbara moved to Richmond to live with Yeatts.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 November 1961''' - Birth of [[David Alan Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1962''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts deserts Barbara (according to the date given on her divorce certificate).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 May 1963''' - Barbara is granted a divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1963''' - The [[Manchester High Leaks#Women's Movement notes|Equal Pay Act]] is signed into law&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 November 1963''' - Assassination of [[Manchester High Leaks#JFK Assassination|John F. Kennedy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April 1964''' - Birth of [[Michael Hirtes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 May 1964''' - [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Victoria Weston]], Chris's aunt, marries [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Thomas Eugene Ashby]].&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 July 1964''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1966''' - Jerry Harmon becomes Cole's stepfather.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 December 1966''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] files a patent for a vehicle logging system.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 April 1967''' - Birth of [[Rob Bell|Robert B. Bell III]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1967''' - [[Operation Snowball]] goes on tour for the first time. For two weeks, Jerry, Barb and four-year-old Cole travel around Virginia on a Cessna twin-engine airplane, performing magic tricks for inmates at mental hospitals. The family would do this every [[Christmas]] season for the next ten years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://newspaperarchive.com/petersburg-progress-index-nov-28-1967-p-9/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 June 1968''' - Barbara marries Jerry Harmon in Washington DC.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 August 1968''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 December 1969''' - Birth of [[Jay Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1970s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BobAndColeMeet.jpg|thumb|Chris-imitative fanart of Bob and Barbara meeting at Maddy's Pub in 1979]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.|[[April 2012 Facebook posts|Chris on Facebook]], 2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chandler_family_reunion_1975.png|thumb|Chandler Family Reunion in 1975.&lt;br /&gt;
Left to right, (first row) are Robert Sr, Dorothy, Beverly, [[Bob]], Larry, Jimmy, Frances, (second row) Ray, Jane, Joan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1970s''', Bob (aged 42-52) moved to Richmond, divorced his wife Patricia, and lost his father Robert (also Chris' last grandparent to die). Near the end of the decade, he met his future wife Barbara (who was aged 28-38 in this decade) at Matt's British Pub.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1970s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1971-1974''' - Barbara [[Saturday Night Special|nearly kills]] [[Cole]] while trying to frighten off a burglar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] is chartered.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1975''' - Bob moves to [[Richmond]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus&amp;quot; is published.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 June 1976''' - Bob and Patricia are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1976 (approx.)''' - Operation Snowball goes on tour for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob volunteers as sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in the Shockoe Slip neighborhood of Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 November 1977''' - [[Wes Iseli]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 August 1978''' - Barbara and Jerry are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1978-1979''' - [[Thorg]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; (probably Chris's mangling of Matt's British Pub).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara hears Bob sing and is smitten by him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Bob Chandler</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris, reflecting on his life prior to his father's death.&amp;lt;ref name=LoudNoise&amp;gt;[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I don't believe he ever, Mr. C, any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks.|Chris, insulting Bob's memory by claiming that [[Affair with Mother|he was better at fucking]] [[Barbara Chandler|the man's wife]] [[Chris and his ego|than he ever was]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Incest Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox Person&lt;br /&gt;
| name = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.&lt;br /&gt;
| image = Chrischansdad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
|imagesize = 250&lt;br /&gt;
|aliases    = Bob&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Bobby&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Mr. C&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey#Relationship with Barbara and Bob|Republican cur]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Robertchu&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|label3   = Date of Birth&lt;br /&gt;
|day      = 4&lt;br /&gt;
|month    = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|year     = 1927&lt;br /&gt;
|deathday = 6&lt;br /&gt;
|deathmonth = 9&lt;br /&gt;
|deathyear = 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|gender    = Male&lt;br /&gt;
|nationality    = [[United States|American]]&lt;br /&gt;
|race    = White&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Count Dankula|Half-Sonichu]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Planted by [[Idea Guys#Lingering influence|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|religion    = Protestant (Methodist)&lt;br /&gt;
|label8    = Height&lt;br /&gt;
|ft    = 5&lt;br /&gt;
|in    = 7.5&lt;br /&gt;
|spouse    = Patricia Faye Harley (1956–1980, divorce)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Ann Weston]] (1980–2011, his death)&lt;br /&gt;
|children   = Dr. David Alan Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Carol Suzanne Chandler&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Christian Weston Chandler]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)&lt;br /&gt;
|grandchildren   = [[Savannah Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
|father   = Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906–1977)&lt;br /&gt;
|mother   = Jean Hollomon (1906–1945)&lt;br /&gt;
|education   = [[wikipedia:Auburn_University|Auburn University]] ([[wikipedia:Bachelor of Electrical Engineering|BEE]])&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[wikipedia:Jacksonville_State_University|Jacksonville State University]] (did not graduate)&lt;br /&gt;
|occupation   = Military communications&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Engineer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Inventor&lt;br /&gt;
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|greene|cn}}, {{saga|bearstein|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|ivy|cn}}&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Robert &amp;quot;Bob&amp;quot; Franklin Chandler Jr.'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]] – 6 September [[2011]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20180110224343/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob Walks In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob Walks In]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His nickname, &amp;quot;The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack,&amp;quot; came from this incident, wherein he promised to cut the internet down.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite being estranged from his other children, and despised by his stepson for abusive behavior, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]] by Christorians, and – as far as Chris's own testimony can be trusted – he treated Chris better than any of his previous children. Bob had serious difficulties working with Chris's [[autism]], a disorder that he and his wife did not fully understand, but nonetheless, he had high hopes for his child in spite of the difficulties that he faced. Bob hoped to instill Chris with a variety of interests that reflected his own varied tastes, and he created The Dreaming Studio in their backyard in the hopes that they'd create things there (though, sadly, nothing of note was ever created there).&lt;br /&gt;
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Because of this, Bob's popularity stems from being somewhat concerned with Chris's foolish behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's sorry life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising his son. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb, he at least made the effort, even if his attempts were futile or harmful at worst. That being said, he also encouraged Chris to ''not'' seek employment in favor of getting [[Monthly Tugboat|welfare]], even though Chris could still hold a part-time job and receive those benefits, so he's not entirely blameless for the sorry state that his son is in today, either. Not to mention that many of [[Homos|Chris's more backward]] [[Chris and race|social perspectives]] that he had in the &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; stem from his influence.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. It seems that Chris's passion for [[Honest Content]] did not fall too far from that tree, although Bob at least had a filter that his son lacks. Whether in person or over the phone, Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone. According to Chris, he was also a strong negotiator.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The Place chats - ProjectSNT and Opuscon789#Browsing Kiwi Farms]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 6 September 2011, Bob died of complications from heart failure at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU, surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObitarchive&amp;quot;&amp;gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was survived by his wife and son, who then had to become the man of the house. Chris occasionally raked in some income through commission work, though he has never looked for a serious career. Chris initially came to terms with his father's death in a conventional, healthy way, but eventually turned to a [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism where he genuinely believed that his father was alive in [[Dimensions|another dimension]] as a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named Robertchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later in 2021, Chris would disgrace Bob's memory by repeatedly having dubiously-consensual sex with his wife in an [[Affair with Mother|incest]]-based affair, with Chris bragging that he could get Barb off better than &amp;quot;Mr. C&amp;quot; ever could. Following this incident, both were separated from the house that he maintained, with Chris jailed, Barb temporarily hospitalized before eventually returning to the residence, and the Dreaming Studio left abandoned for good.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
Bob was born on 4:15 PM at a medical arts building in {{w|Fort Worth, Texas}},&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Prank calls]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and raised in {{w|Sylacauga, Alabama}}.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Bob's work history (0:07:18–0:16:58)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He was the only child of Robert Franklin &amp;quot;Frank&amp;quot; Chandler Sr. (8 February 1906&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/103153414/robert-franklin-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328063730/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; – 27 December 1977&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328072547/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), an Alabamian insurance agent, and Jean Hollomon (28 March 1906&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5947049/jean-chandler ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328094240/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; – 10 May 1945&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20160328092829/https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8 archive])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;), a Texan housewife.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob has eight younger half-siblings on his father's side.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, a distant relative disputed his Cherokee heritage,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and his son's [[Cherokian Clan#Reality|DNA test results]] in 2018 belied any American Indian descent. It is common for white Southerners to make dubious claims to Cherokee ancestry, for a variety of historical reasons.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120042/https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/10/cherokee-blood-why-do-so-many-americans-believe-they-have-cherokee-ancestry.html Slate article]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|Bob's Father in 1942.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bob_Chandler_1945.png|thumb|right|200px|Bob Chandler (left) as a Boy Scout in 1945.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob has said that he was, &amp;quot;...interested in the world,&amp;quot; around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]; his first stamp was of {{w|Michael I of Romania}}. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; About 100 or so survived the 2014 [[house fire]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Discord Q&amp;amp;A 4#Bob's record collection]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob joined the [[wikipedia:Boy Scouts of America|Boy Scouts]], becoming an Eagle Scout and a Scoutmaster for over 20 years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Bob lost his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] at the age of 27, which would have been in 1954 or 1955.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[January 2012 Facebook Posts#February is coming up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Service and education===&lt;br /&gt;
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A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School lists a &amp;quot;Bobby Chandler&amp;quot; in the freshman class and glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in spring 1945 before matriculating at {{w|Auburn University}} as an aeronautical engineering major that autumn. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob apparently had knowledge that the Army desired,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175556/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14])&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was conscripted as a special draftee in 1946 and placed in the {{w|Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps}}. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School in {{w|Fort Monmouth}}, New Jersey, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. Serving until 1948, he was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal: his service number was 44107856.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210120633/https://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&amp;amp;mtch=11&amp;amp;tf=F&amp;amp;q=Chandler&amp;amp;bc=&amp;amp;sort=24996%2520desc&amp;amp;rpp=10&amp;amp;pg=4&amp;amp;rid=8565331&amp;amp;rlst=5136538%2C4652469%2C8564216%2C1000879%2C987835%2C4549799%2C991002%2C8565331%2C5188385%2C8565346]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Figuring he'd get &amp;quot;swallowed up&amp;quot; at a big college, Bob picked a small college, {{w|Jacksonville State Teachers College}} (now Jacksonville State University), after leaving the military. He studied pre-engineering and joined the band there for two years before returning to Auburn University, where he studied electrical engineering and graduated in 1952 with a {{w|Bachelor of Electrical Engineering}} degree.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;(page 269 of the 1952 yearbook)[https://web.archive.org/web/20170725175342/http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] {{w|G.I. Bill}}.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Meet&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Meet the Parent (0:05:20–0:07:17)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; While he was at Auburn, he was part of the band once again, was a member of {{w|Wesley Foundation}}, a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|United Methodist]] religious group; and Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Career===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A 1946 military record included Bob's occupation while he was a student as &amp;quot;tinsmith, coppersmith, and sheet metal worker&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob worked for {{w|Western Electric}} as an engineer for 40 years, where he designed a variety of electrical subsystems, including relays, telephones and valve systems. During the 1950s, he lived in [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Winston-Salem, North Carolina]], where his father and half of his half-siblings lived for the rest of their lives. He was then offered a job by [[wikipedia:General Electric|General Electric]] in [[wikipedia:Utica, New York|Utica, New York]]. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he left after three years, returning back to Winston-Salem for a few years before transferring to [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] in Southwest Virginia, where he discovered his love for the mountains. In 1975, he moved to [[Richmond]], where he worked until 1980, when he was transferred to [[Charlottesville]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an email to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the {{w|Nintendo Entertainment System|NES}} &amp;quot;...might not have arrived so soon,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983, without influence from American electronics. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; and a  vehicle logging system.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US3486009&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed controls&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://patents.google.com/patent/US3889849&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; that were used in plastic water container molding machines.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#A Word from Snorlax]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob retired in 1987 at the age of 59 or 60.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris#Open Letter - December 26th, 1987]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; His relatively early retirement may have been provoked by health problems, as he writes in his December 1987 [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letter to Chris]] that &amp;quot;I know now that I, at best, haven't much time left to share myself with you&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob himself was proud of his, &amp;quot;...natural inclination for logic,&amp;quot; although he was, &amp;quot;...inundated,&amp;quot; by all his designs and whether he did well for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===World consciousness===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob referred to himself as a {{w|Republican Party (United States)|Republican}}, and he did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in {{w|United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election}}.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; That said, he had misgivings about {{w|Bob McDonnell}}, the Republican candidate in the {{w|Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|2009 Virginia gubernatorial election}} and the ultimate winner of the election, possibly because of McDonnell's support for very strict anti-abortion laws, which made no exceptions for cases of rape or [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]]. Bob and Chris considered writing in Snoopy from ''[[Peanuts]]'' as a protest vote.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but he continued talking on the grounds that his grasp of post-Soviet geography was shaky. He apparently convinced himself that Molvanîa was the same place as the real country of {{w|Moldova}}, a former Soviet republic located near the Black Sea.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.&lt;br /&gt;
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Besides Korea, Bob also visited Australia and England at some point in his life.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Retired life (0:16:59–0:24:22)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Relationships==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Previous family===&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 25 September 1956 at a United Methodist church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/dailyprogress/name/robert-franklin-chandler-obituary?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;amp;pid=153539600&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Because of this, Chris did not know he had a niece via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]], until she was 8 years old,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more distant. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and the last they had heard was that she was working for the federal government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; David, on the other hand, did attend his father's funeral.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Savannah_chandler.png]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Barbara===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] met in 1979 at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; in Richmond&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (probably Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, where Bob was a sing-along leader in the late 1970s).&amp;lt;ref name=godbear&amp;gt;[[It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara was there with a friend and Bob was singing.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Bob claimed that Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &amp;quot;She chased him down the hallway,&amp;quot; though Barb has disputed this.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This version of events may be why Chris figured that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]'s friend Chuck McGuigan, who worked at the pub as a bartender, has a vivid memory of them, &amp;quot;...acting out as a couple of drunken losers.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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They got married in 1980,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barb later told Chris that she ultimately married Bob because, &amp;quot;...he owned [[14 Branchland Court|a house]].&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Barb and Bob did not have sex for at least two decades before Bob's passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms in the years leading up to his death.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Cole===&lt;br /&gt;
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] was nearly 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cole feels that Bob's bitterness ruined the relationship between himself and his mother. Cole said he would celebrate&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; &amp;quot;...when that fuck Bob finally drops,&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. At the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Meet&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's relationship with Chris was rather complex. While Bob was considered to be a better parent than his wife [[Barb]], he was by no means the good ol' pop-pop Chandler many thought he was. While Bob at least tried to help Chris, his attempts at doing so were either futile, misguided or even harmful to Chris in the long term.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the &amp;quot;dreaming studio.&amp;quot; Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but figured (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and can only associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob had difficulties understanding Chris' [[Autism]] and vehemently refused to get Chris the help he needed, likely due to his antiquated view of the Mental Health system. In fact, he fought tooth and nail for years to keep Chris from getting the special education he needed to cope with the real world. It was the very reason why Bob rented a second home in a Chesterfield County so Chris couldn't attend special classes that Greene County recommended. Bob was most likely under the impression, that Chris would be thrown into a lunatic asylum, lobotomized and that Chris needs to be sheltered all his life because of it, never mind his autistic [[Savannah|granddaughter]], who lives a relatively normal life.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Chris entered [[Manchester High]], Bob hired [[Gal pal|a bunch of girls]] to babysit Chris in a misguided attempt to socialize Chris. He let Chris believe they were legit friends, when they were only in it for their own gain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In [[Bob's Letters to Chris|letters]] to Chris (written when Chris was a few years old), Bob gave Chris permission to pass along his various collections onto others after inheriting them. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of the inherited stamp collection. Bob's pieces were decently priced, generally for $5 per set, though he tried to sell his own personal stamp album for $1,000.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's phobia of [[Pickle|penises]] was apparently sparked from barging into his parents' room, where Bob had a habit of sleeping nude from the waist down.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements [sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy.' The antagonism to which Chris refers was likely Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason as to why he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like &amp;quot;love,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;support,&amp;quot; &amp;quot;gratitude,&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;willingness to help.&amp;quot; Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris still ran for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Bob's occasional [[Mumble 1|frustration]] over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Church&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Church audio]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Noble&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Matthew Noble call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appeared that Bob was the source of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem &amp;quot;petty&amp;quot; in comparison.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's &amp;quot;Family Bonding&amp;quot; shirt.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Once during a phone call with a troll, Bob stated that Chris was [[Chris and anger|&amp;quot;a hell of a lot nicer&amp;quot;]] and &amp;quot;has done a lot better than&amp;quot; the troll calling him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Snake Productions Calls Bob Chandler]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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After Chris got his now obsolete [[CADD]] degree, instead of telling Chris to get to work like any other parent would, he encouraged Chris to stay home just so he could continue to get his taxpayer-funded [[tugboat]].&lt;br /&gt;
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He never seemed to get past the notion that Chris could and had already achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's emails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a &amp;quot;fag&amp;quot;, even though he indirectly contributed to it through his unbalanced approach of socializing Chris. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence of others for granted. He also got genuinely emotional while reading a letter that his father had left for him on-camera, again indicating how much he misses his father.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CLog 09042017 - Mister C]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since his passing in [[September 2011]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lives on in his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He often sees Bob in his [[dreams]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], Chris later expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;#HappyFathersDay&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt; to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20191211070743/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Incest Call]], Chris claimed he was better at [[Affair with Mother|pleasuring]] [[Barb]] than his own father. One can only imagine Bob's reaction to this news if he were still alive to bear witness to what his son has become.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite his best efforts to the contrary, Chris, his second chance at being a father, was Bob's greatest failure as a parent, even when factoring in his strained relationship with his other children.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other relationships===&lt;br /&gt;
In spite of his redneck background, Bob seems to have gotten along better with foreigners than with his own countrymen. His closest friend in Richmond was Reverend Chen of Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Date with Emily#Eating spaghetti and conversing (0:36:49–0:44:46)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and he had English friends through his involvement with Matt's British Pub.&amp;lt;ref name=godbear&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also had friends in Australia.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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From his father's second marriage, Bob had, &amp;quot;...a large number of half-brothers and sisters in... [[wikipedia:Winston-Salem, North Carolina|Salem, North Carolina]],&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Bob's Letters to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but he does not seem to have been very close with them. Bob's stepmother's obituary confirms that eight of these half-siblings were alive as of 2015.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.hufffuneralhome.com/obituary/Dorothy-Chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Prank calls#Call Bobby Chandler|Contrary to popular beliefs]], he did not have friends in the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Later life, poor health and death==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical pushcart.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lived on Social Security as well as his General Electric pension.&amp;lt;ref name = &amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to 'swing with the music' on his swing there.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Retired Life&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple-bypass operations took place first in August 1980 and at last in 1992. He had {{w|Coronary artery disease}} and wore an {{w|Artificial cardiac pacemaker|artificial pacemaker}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Autism papers#FAMILY_HISTORY:]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He apparently had several vivid near-death experiences: during [[Date with Emily#Bob's health problems (0:24:23–0:25:29)|Chris's date with]] [[Emily]], Bob tells her that he has &amp;quot;died&amp;quot; several times, and Chris says that Bob, &amp;quot;...has seen the light, but did not actually go to it.&amp;quot; In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build-up in his legs, which is symptomatic of CHF. This rapid decline in health worried him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Prank calls&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for &amp;quot;congested [sic] {{w|heart failure}}&amp;quot;. Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and [[White-Knighting|white knights]] alike wished him the very best.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Chris and his Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20201210121845/https://www.healthline.com/health/chf-life-expectancy]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naïve|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.&lt;br /&gt;
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A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, &amp;quot;He is doing much better, thank you.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, &amp;quot;Yes, my father is healthy and safe.&amp;quot; Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was &amp;quot;alive and well&amp;quot;. Chris was, at least, half right.&lt;br /&gt;
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A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer of some description.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 23 April 2011, in an email to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 29 August 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|&amp;quot;feet-bloatings&amp;quot;]].  &lt;br /&gt;
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In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12–19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read &amp;quot;Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927–2011.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It is said that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and other trolls, using the [[Jackie]] identity as a catfish, attempted to contact Chris over the phone shortly after Bob's death for unclear reasons; Chris was noted to be audibly upset as he cried throughout the conversation. While the audio was recorded and archived on what is referred to as the &amp;quot;Black Tape&amp;quot; by some Christorians, the contents of the call were never released publicly due to Chris's miserable emotional state. The trolls who participated in the call realized after the fact that it was simply too soon to try to reach out to Chris in this fashion and, for a change, opted to respect his privacy for once. The Black Tape either still exists in the hands of the trolls who participated in its creation, or it has been lost to time.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWCki Forums posts (Marvin)#The Black Tape]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's death also marked another significant change in Chris's life, as the vast majority of the trolls associated with the &amp;quot;Classic Era&amp;quot; voluntarily retired from trolling Chris, knowing that he was deeply depressed by his father's passing. Only a few of these trolls still remain active as observers on [[Kiwi Farms]], and a trolling renaissance did not begin until much later in the decade with the advent of the [[Idea Guys]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Cause of death==&lt;br /&gt;
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claimed that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case), Chris's actions stemmed purely from selfishness and egotism – business as usual.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a &amp;quot;Loud Noise.&amp;quot; He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I wish I could go back to September 5, 2011 and stop the staff from making the Loud Noise that killed my father with stressful surprise. I had more freedom when he was alive.|Chris&amp;lt;ref name=LoudNoise&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Obituary==&lt;br /&gt;
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric. &lt;br /&gt;
* The location of the memorial service, &amp;quot;to follow on a later date&amp;quot;, at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counseled Chris from.&lt;br /&gt;
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].&lt;br /&gt;
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With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris (except for the request for money at the end).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Original text===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''&lt;br /&gt;
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:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;BobObit&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==In memoriam==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville, VA|all things considered]]) who tried ([[2014 house fire|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) his best to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Date with Emily|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris, but stopped altogether in his later years, leaving Chris to his own devices.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backward]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He managed to alienate his other children enough that [[Carol Chandler|his daughter]] didn't attend his funeral or keep in touch while he was alive. He helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Chris and his ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He bailed out his son repeatedly and never really let Chris experience the [[Financhu Crisis|consequences]] of his misinformed [[Chris and money|life decisions]]. He never made any serious effort to correct his son's glaring character flaws and shortcomings, even when he [[Bob Walks In|caught him masturbating in the kitchen]]. The [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|few]] times he did intervene, it wasn't even for Chris' own benefit, but to shake off the trolls and the Health department. He also did not make any real attempt to provide for Chris's future, beyond ensuring the tugboat. He left all of his money to Barbara, who promptly wasted it all on [[Rob Bell|lawyer's fees]] – a conscientious parent would have anticipated this and put some of the money in a trust for Chris, not that Chris would've handled the money any better. Better yet, he could've given the money to his son Alan, Carol or his own [[Savannah|granddaughter]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While some like to remember Bob as a kind-hearted, albeit ignorant old man who tried his best to be a good father, others see him as a remnant of a bygone era who is responsible for moulding Chris into the person he is today.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's beliefs on Bob's afterlife==&lt;br /&gt;
===Idea Guy influences===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr's and Ted Bundy's souls never went to Heaven or Hell; They both became reborn ''[...]'' as their respective Sonichu forms. ''[...]'' Mister C. and Ted also serve to help the nation of CWCville in defense, and in intellect.|[[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], page 49}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bobchu.jpeg|thumb|150px|Bob's Sonichu form.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bob meets Ted Bundy, Sonichu 16.JPG|Bob meets Ted Bundy in the hereafter.|thumb|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspectives of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Perhaps one of the more heinous examples of this was the Idea Guys' [[Chris and manipulation|manipulation]] of Chris's views on his own father; views which Chris has yet to abandon, despite the Idea Guys being removed from power by the [[Guard Dogs]] in mid-2018. Ideas involving Bob include: &lt;br /&gt;
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*Bob's spirit resides in CWCville, dimension [[C-197]], as a half-Sonichu named Robertchu, styled in his Sonichu form as a beaver with checkerboard fur&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122024/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1008449921387778048&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;The drawing of Robertchu was among those drawn for Idea Guy, and no references to it exist beforehand.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (a reference to his troll-given Internet Lumberjack nickname).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Bob met serial killer Ted Bundy while in CWCville and helps defend it alongside Ted.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Post-Idea Guys, Chris decided that Robertchu's fur color was really red with black ears because he found it too time-consuming to draw the checkerboard pattern.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Father's Day memorial]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Robertchu was featured as cards in Chris's homemade [[Shipfic]] expansion. In one, Chris photoshopped a photo of [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] so that she is standing beside a drawing of Robertchu in his Sonichu form. The card text reads, &amp;quot;Honey, I'm Home&amp;quot; and states:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Every once in a while, Mister C runs back home to offer comfort to Barbara. Before the Dimension Merge's completion, she has missed him everyday, and found the solace and comfort when he comes by. He continues to carry a torch for her in his heart and soul while he helps to protect everyone in Cwcville and at this old temple of a house.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:RobertchuBackHome.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Robertchu as a [[Shipfic]] card.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===In ''Sonichu''===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu'' #12}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chandlers &amp;amp; Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|&amp;quot;Spring Break, 2008&amp;quot;]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|&amp;quot;Date Ed&amp;quot;]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received &amp;quot;Robert&amp;quot; dolls, while boys received &amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], photoshopped into a &amp;quot;family photo&amp;quot; alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's [[Oedipus complex]], Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later, &amp;quot;...told me he accepts and love ''[sic]'' me for who I am,&amp;quot; shortly before his passing in 2011.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as &amp;quot;Gallop Crush&amp;quot;, appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [[Idea Guy]]-written [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], Bob's spirit crosses over into CWCville where he meets and strikes up a conversation with serial killer [[Ted Bundy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Mayors of CWCville}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===As a toy===&lt;br /&gt;
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File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Audio and video===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christmas|25 December]] [[2004]]: Bob makes multiple physical appearences in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]], where he appears remarkably depressed.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]] in the [[kitchen]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church Visit|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these. He was usually sincere when talking with prank callers, providing them with true and honest information about himself and Chris, but was occasionally pushed to trolling them back, on one occasion telling a particularly obnoxious pair of trolls that he had ties to the Ku Klux Klan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College sophomore yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.&lt;br /&gt;
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's 1946 U.S. Army draftee (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's 1946 Draft card on a physical detail (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:BobPatMarriage.png|Bob and Patricia's newspaper engagement.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in the Jacksonville State Teachers University's dormitory room - 1950s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Thehell.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Christmas at the Chandlers, taken sometime during the 1980s.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.&lt;br /&gt;
File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:1993family.png|Barb, Chris and Bob in [[1993]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0062-NewChristian&amp;amp;Dad.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0090-Christmas95-5.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0091-Christmas95-6.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0473-CWC18th4.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0114-MomsBirthday97-2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:0115-MomsBirthday97-3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1997article1.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in July 1997.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1997article2.png|Bob's short brief article from Richmond Times-Dispatch in August 1997.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
File:0472-CWC18th3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bob_80th.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fan tributes==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Bob&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|cyMoams7EMw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 10 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = TheSevenRiders&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = ''[[Metal Gear]]''&lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Tribute to Bob Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|ajEN2zrY8cQ}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 11 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = 8x13Wolf&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = RIP Bob Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tyoboaDCJ0s}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 29 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = furnacewoodsband &lt;br /&gt;
| Subject        = &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Type     = &lt;br /&gt;
| Other Info     = &lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20201210122203/https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/141038783/robert-franklin-chandler Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{BearsteinSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{JulieSaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmilySaga}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===Before Christ===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 13.8 billion years BC''' - Chris is a resident of [[Kidasuna]].&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag&amp;gt;[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Call 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Big Bang}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 66 million years BC''' - Chris is [[Banned|exiled]] from Kidasuna to Earth.&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 3.4 million years BC''' - The Stone Age. You'd have to tell me twice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Classical antiquity===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|200px|Jesus as depicted by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 4 BC – AD 30''' - Approximate life of [[Jesus Christ]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Medieval period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris on Merlin.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|Chris on Merlin]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 5th-6th centuries AD''' - Approximate life of the mythical British figures [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] and [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]], assuming they existed at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1220s''' Birth of Sir Robert Aguillon, father of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Aguillon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 25 Mar 1258''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]] (née Aguillon) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 29 September 1259''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1281''' Marriage of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1282''' Birth of Thomas Bardolf, the 6th great-grandfather of [[Anne Boleyn]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1283''' Birth of Margery Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1284''' Birth of William Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1286''' Death of Robert Aguillon.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1294''' Birth of Nicola Bardolf. Chris's 18th great-grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 February 1299''' Hugh Bardolf becomes Baron Bardolf via Parliment.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 20 September 1304''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 May 1323''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1389''' - King Arthur [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|commands Merlin to exile all dragons]], dividing the universe in two according to Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021#Chris's Response]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Note that Chris sees nothing wrong with placing Arthur's reign in the late Middle Ages.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1390s''' - [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] writes [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]], one of his [[wikipedia:Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]. About 600 years later it would be the subject of one of Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|high school essays]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Early modern period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|200px|Dr. William M. Teer, Bob's maternal great-grandfather and Confederate veteran.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1499 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Mary Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1501 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Anne Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1513''' - Birth of [[John Chaundeler]], Chris' 13th great-grandfather. At some point in his life (which will last until 1571), John will [[Christopher's name change|change his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of our hero's surname.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1610''' - John Chandler, Chris's direct male [[Family tree|ancestor]], arrives in [[wikipedia:Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown, Virginia]] on board the ''Hercules''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''30 April 1659''' - Birth of Robert L. Chandler, II&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1732''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration of Independence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1791''' - The 1st through the 10th [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendments]] to the United States Constitution are ratified.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1805 - Sept 1866'''- The life of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler, Chris's great-great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 January 1819''' - [[Wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Thomas Jefferson]] founded the [[University of Virginia]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''c. 1820s''' - [[Chandler Family Tree#Francis Weston|Francis Weston]], Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her direct paternal line, immigrates from England to the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1828''' - [[Western State Hospital]] admits its first patients.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 April 1832 – January 1925''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]], Chris's great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''12 April 1861 – 26 May 1865''' - The [[wikipedia:American Civil War|American Civil War]] takes place, and is fought between the Union (the [[United States]] government and the states that remain loyal to it) and the Confederacy (formed from the states that had seceded from the Union, seeking to preserve the enslavement of [[Niggos|African Americans]]). At least two of Chris' ancestors - [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]] and [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]] - fight in the civil war on the side of the Confederacy. However, despite their efforts, the Yankees [[troll]] the Confederacy out of existence in 1865.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''8 May 1861''' - The Confederate States of America names [[Richmond]] as its capital.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''1862''' - Bob's maternal great-grandfather, [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]], contracts hepatitis and suffers serious injuries (including a shattered right arm and a damaged spleen) during the American Civil War, nearly preventing all of Christory a century before it began. However, William would survive his injuries, allowing him to father Mary Francis Teer (Bob's maternal grandmother) a decade later.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''' 23 January 1871''' - Birth of Joseph Jeesie Chandler, Bob's paternal grandfather &lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1882 – January 1954''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Robert Wynn|Robert Wynn]], Barbara's maternal grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite web&lt;br /&gt;
|url     = https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862369/joseph-otto-weston&lt;br /&gt;
|website = Find a Grave&lt;br /&gt;
|title   = Joseph Otto Weston&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1900s===&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1900s''' decade, Chris' paternal grandparents (Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon) are born - less than 2 months apart. Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston, was aged 3-13 in this decade, while his maternal grandmother had not been born yet. This is the last decade in which all of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1900s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 February 1908''' - [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] is established.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1910s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|200px|Bob's maternal grandfather, John James Hollomon, in 1910.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1910s''', Chris' youngest grandparent, Carrie Edna Wynn (Bob's mother) was born. The decade also saw the death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and daughter of Confederate Veteran [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]]. With her death, 7 of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this decade, Chris' maternal grandfather Joseph Otto Weston was aged 13-23, his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 0-8, and his paternal grandparents - Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon - were both aged 3-13.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade saw the outbreak of World War I, in which Joseph Otto Weston participated.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1910s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 December 1911''' - Birth of Elmer Thomas Rickman, Barbara's stepfather&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1914''' - Death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 July 1914 - 11 November 1918''' - [[Manchester High Leaks|World War I]]&lt;br /&gt;
**'''December 1917''' - Barbara's father, Joseph Otto Weston is drafted into the United States Army to fight in World War I. &amp;lt;ref name=Joseph&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33SQ-GYY1-NWC?i=2974&amp;amp;cc=1968530&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AK6CB-L6D&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1920s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob's birth certificate.png|thumb|200px|Bob's birth certificate]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Bob Chandler was born in the same year the [[TV]] was invented, and lived long enough for his extremely [[autistic]] [[Chris|son]] to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|scream about his house]] being on the internet for millions to see, and for him to unintentionally create one of the greatest moments in internet history.&lt;br /&gt;
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RIP Bob. It's probably good you didn't live to see [[Affair with Mother|how it all turned out.]]|spaghettimkay5795, 2023&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk&amp;amp;lc=Ugz-lQrynPZLYkCUhVd4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
The '''1920s''' saw Chris' paternal grandparents marry one another, both being aged 20 at the time of matrimony. 14 months later, they birthed Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]], who was aged 0-2 in this decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston was aged 23-33, while his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 8-18. 7 of Chris' great-grandparents lived at the start of this decade, and this number stayed stable throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1920s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Chris's birthday|24 February]] 1920''' - The German Workers' Party is renamed to the National Socialist German Workers' Party - now known as the [[Nazi]] Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1926''' - Bob's parents, Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon marry in [[Dallas]], Texas.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''5 February 1927''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 September 1927''' - {{w|Philo Farnsworth}}'s image dissector camera tube transmits its first image, a simple straight line, at his laboratory in [[Cole Smithey#California (1980-96)|San Francisco]]. This is often credited as the invention of [[television]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 September 1928''' - Birth of [[Jack Dale Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===1930s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|thumb|200px|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]], 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1930s''' comprised most of Bob's childhood, who was aged 2-12 at the time. The decade saw most of Chris' remaining great-grandparents succumb to the sands of time: At the start of the decade 7 remained, but after the death of Victoria Thompson (Barbara's maternal grandmother) in 1935, Martha Headley (Bob's paternal grandmother) in 1937, Sarah Hamilton (Barbara's paternal grandmother) in 1938, and Joseph Edward Weston (Barbara's paternal grandfather) in 1939, only 3 remained. Furthermore, this is the last decade in which all of Chris' grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1930s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 July 1931''' - Birth of [[Jerry Harmon|Walter &amp;quot;Jerry&amp;quot; Harmon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''21 March 1932'''- The  {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}} occurs. Bob's great-uncles John and Rufus are killed instantly when it strikes John's farm&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933''' - Establishment of [[Nazi]] Germany.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 January 1934''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933'''- Bob's family move to Sylacauga, Alabama from Garland, Texas. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December, 1939''' - Birth of [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===1940s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|thumb|200px|Barbara as a toddler]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|200px|Bob's father in 1942]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!|Chris on World War II, late 1990s&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1940s''' saw the birth of Chris' mother [[Barbara]], who was aged 0-8 in this decade, while Bob was aged 12-22 and graduated high school. At the start of the decade, 3 of Chris' great-grandparents were alive. After the sands of time swallowed Bob's paternal grandfather Joseph Chandler in 1948, John Hollomon and Robert Wynn - Bob and Barb's maternal grandfathers respectively - were the last men standing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, with the death of Chris' paternal grandmother Jean Hollomon in 1945, only 3 of Chris' grandparents remained.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade comprised most of World War II and saw the [[United States]]' entry into the war, with Bob's father Robert Franklin Chandler participating.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1940s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 November 1942''' - Birth of [[Joe Biden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1943''' - [[Wikipedia:Leo_Kanner|Leo Kanner]] releases a report on a group of children with similar behavior which Kanner calls early infantile autism, thus giving Autism its modern sense in English.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, Alabama.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April – 2 May 1945''' - The [[Russia|Soviet Union]] wins the [[wikipedia:Battle of Berlin|Battle of Berlin]], destroying [[Nazis|Nazi Germany]] and ending World War II in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''30 April 1945''' - Suicide of Adolf Hitler. His main assistant will later be reincarnated as [[Beel]] and troll Chris within [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mLPSHWdZc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 November 1946''' - Birth of [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Ted Bundy}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603120855/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1950s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bobauburn1951.PNG|thumb|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|thumb|Barbara in 1958.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near {{w|Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak}} {{w|Charlotte County, Virginia|Charlotte County}}. Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel. His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station. Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck. Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of [[Richmond]], and [[Aunt Corrina|Mrs. Edward Carey]] and Misses [[Barbara]] Ann, Mabel and [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston]], of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and [[Curtis Wayne Weston]], of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.|Obituary to Barbara's father&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1950s''' saw Bob (aged 22-32) graduate with a Bachelor of Electrical Engineering, and his marriage with Patricia Harley, while Barb (aged 8-18) gradually progressed through high school. At the start of the decade, 2 of Chris' great-grandparents - John Hollomon and Robert Wynn remained alive. John died in 1950, while Robert - the last man standing - died in 1952. A few years later in 1955, Barbara's father died, leaving 2 of Chris' grandparents alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Events of the 1950s ====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a BEE degree in Electrical Engineering. He then moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina for work.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 November 1952''' - Birth of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity at the age of 27.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1955''' - Bob's father, stepmother and his first 5 half siblings moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1955''' - Bob and John H. Judd Jr. file a patent for an electrical terminal block.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 September 1956''' - Bob marries his first wife Patricia Harley in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1956-1960''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] while in high school.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot;&amp;gt;According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1957''' - Ran graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}}, in South Hill, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1957''' - Ran enters {{w|Wake Forest University}} in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1959''' - Bob and John's patent for an electrical terminal block is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1960s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JerryBarb&amp;amp;Cole.jpg|thumb|[[Jerry Harmon]] with [[Barbara]] and young [[Cole]] in late 1960s/early 1970s]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|[[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills, 2007.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1960s''', Barbara (aged 18-28) graduated Randolph-Henry High School, married Ran Coleman Yeatts, and mothered Chris' half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who was aged 0-6 in this decade. Together with Patricia Harley, Bob (aged 32-42) fathered two children: [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandmother Carrie died in 1968, leaving Robert F Chandler his sole remaining grandparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1960s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1960''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] graduates from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 March 1960''' - Birth of [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1960''' - Birth of [[Takashi Tezuka]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's suspected biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1961''' - Birth of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts at a Baptist church in Wylliesburg, Virginia; The same day, Barbara moved to Richmond to live with Yeatts.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 November 1961''' - Birth of [[David Alan Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1962''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts deserts Barbara (according to the date given on her divorce certificate).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 May 1963''' - Barbara is granted a divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1963''' - The [[Manchester High Leaks#Women's Movement notes|Equal Pay Act]] is signed into law&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 November 1963''' - Assassination of [[Manchester High Leaks#JFK Assassination|John F. Kennedy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April 1964''' - Birth of [[Michael Hirtes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 May 1964''' - [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Victoria Weston]], Chris's aunt, marries [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Thomas Eugene Ashby]].&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 July 1964''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1966''' - Jerry Harmon becomes Cole's stepfather.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 December 1966''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] files a patent for a vehicle logging system.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 April 1967''' - Birth of [[Rob Bell|Robert B. Bell III]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 August 1967''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1967''' - [[Operation Snowball]] goes on tour for the first time. For two weeks, Jerry, Barb and four-year-old Cole travel around Virginia on a Cessna twin-engine airplane, performing magic tricks for inmates at mental hospitals. The family would do this every [[Christmas]] season for the next ten years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://newspaperarchive.com/petersburg-progress-index-nov-28-1967-p-9/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 June 1968''' - Barbara marries Jerry Harmon in Washington DC.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 December 1969''' - Birth of [[Jay Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1970s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BobAndColeMeet.jpg|thumb|Chris-imitative fanart of Bob and Barbara meeting at Maddy's Pub in 1979]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.|[[April 2012 Facebook posts|Chris on Facebook]], 2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chandler_family_reunion_1975.png|thumb|Chandler Family Reunion in 1975.&lt;br /&gt;
Left to right, (first row) are Robert Sr, Dorothy, Beverly, [[Bob]], Larry, Jimmy, Frances, (second row) Ray, Jane, Joan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1970s''', Bob (aged 42-52) moved to Richmond, divorced his wife Patricia, and lost his father Robert (also Chris' last grandparent to die). Near the end of the decade, he met his future wife Barbara (who was aged 28-38 in this decade) at Matt's British Pub.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1970s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1971-1974''' - Barbara [[Saturday Night Special|nearly kills]] [[Cole]] while trying to frighten off a burglar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] is chartered.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1975''' - Bob moves to [[Richmond]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus&amp;quot; is published.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 June 1976''' - Bob and Patricia are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1976 (approx.)''' - Operation Snowball goes on tour for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob volunteers as sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in the Shockoe Slip neighborhood of Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 November 1977''' - [[Wes Iseli]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 August 1978''' - Barbara and Jerry are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1978-1979''' - [[Thorg]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; (probably Chris's mangling of Matt's British Pub).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara hears Bob sing and is smitten by him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===Before Christ===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 13.8 billion years BC''' - Chris is a resident of [[Kidasuna]].&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag&amp;gt;[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Call 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Big Bang}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 66 million years BC''' - Chris is [[Banned|exiled]] from Kidasuna to Earth.&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 3.4 million years BC''' - The Stone Age. You'd have to tell me twice.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Classical antiquity===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|200px|Jesus as depicted by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 4 BC – AD 30''' - Approximate life of [[Jesus Christ]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Medieval period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris on Merlin.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|Chris on Merlin]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 5th-6th centuries AD''' - Approximate life of the mythical British figures [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] and [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]], assuming they existed at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1220s''' Birth of Sir Robert Aguillon, father of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Aguillon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 25 Mar 1258''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]] (née Aguillon) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 29 September 1259''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1281''' Marriage of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1282''' Birth of Thomas Bardolf, the 6th great-grandfather of [[Anne Boleyn]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1283''' Birth of Margery Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1284''' Birth of William Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1286''' Death of Robert Aguillon.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1294''' Birth of Nicola Bardolf. Chris's 18th great-grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 February 1299''' Hugh Bardolf becomes Baron Bardolf via Parliment.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 20 September 1304''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 May 1323''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1389''' - King Arthur [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|commands Merlin to exile all dragons]], dividing the universe in two according to Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021#Chris's Response]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Note that Chris sees nothing wrong with placing Arthur's reign in the late Middle Ages.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1390s''' - [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] writes [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]], one of his [[wikipedia:Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]. About 600 years later it would be the subject of one of Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|high school essays]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Early modern period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|200px|Dr. William M. Teer, Bob's maternal great-grandfather and Confederate veteran.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1499 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Mary Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1501 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Anne Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1513''' - Birth of [[John Chaundeler]], Chris' 13th great-grandfather. At some point in his life (which will last until 1571), John will [[Christopher's name change|change his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of our hero's surname.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1610''' - John Chandler, Chris's direct male [[Family tree|ancestor]], arrives in [[wikipedia:Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown, Virginia]] on board the ''Hercules''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''30 April 1659''' - Birth of Robert L. Chandler, II&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1732''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration of Independence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1791''' - The 1st through the 10th [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendments]] to the United States Constitution are ratified.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1805 - Sept 1866'''- The life of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler, Chris's great-great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 January 1819''' - [[Wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Thomas Jefferson]] founded the [[University of Virginia]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''c. 1820s''' - [[Chandler Family Tree#Francis Weston|Francis Weston]], Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her direct paternal line, immigrates from England to the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1828''' - [[Western State Hospital]] admits its first patients.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 April 1832 – January 1925''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]], Chris's great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''12 April 1861 – 26 May 1865''' - The [[wikipedia:American Civil War|American Civil War]] takes place, and is fought between the Union (the [[United States]] government and the states that remain loyal to it) and the Confederacy (formed from the states that had seceded from the Union, seeking to preserve the enslavement of [[Niggos|African Americans]]). At least two of Chris' ancestors - [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]] and [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]] - fight in the civil war on the side of the Confederacy. However, despite their efforts, the Yankees [[troll]] the Confederacy out of existence in 1865.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''8 May 1861''' - The Confederate States of America names [[Richmond]] as its capital.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''1862''' - Bob's maternal great-grandfather, [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]], contracts hepatitis and suffers serious injuries (including a shattered right arm and a damaged spleen) during the American Civil War, nearly preventing all of Christory a century before it began. However, William would survive his injuries, allowing him to father Mary Francis Teer (Bob's maternal grandmother) a decade later.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*''' 23 January 1871 - Birth of Joseph Jeesie Chandler, Bob's paternal grandfather &lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1882 – January 1954''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Robert Wynn|Robert Wynn]], Barbara's maternal grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite web&lt;br /&gt;
|url     = https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862369/joseph-otto-weston&lt;br /&gt;
|website = Find a Grave&lt;br /&gt;
|title   = Joseph Otto Weston&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===1900s===&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1900s''' decade, Chris' paternal grandparents (Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon) are born - less than 2 months apart. Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston, was aged 3-13 in this decade, while his maternal grandmother had not been born yet. This is the last decade in which all of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1900s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 February 1908''' - [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] is established.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1910s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|200px|Bob's maternal grandfather, John James Hollomon, in 1910.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1910s''', Chris' youngest grandparent, Carrie Edna Wynn (Bob's mother) was born. The decade also saw the death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and daughter of Confederate Veteran [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]]. With her death, 7 of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this decade, Chris' maternal grandfather Joseph Otto Weston was aged 13-23, his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 0-8, and his paternal grandparents - Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon - were both aged 3-13.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade saw the outbreak of World War I, in which Joseph Otto Weston participated.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1910s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 December 1911''' - Birth of Elmer Thomas Rickman, Barbara's stepfather&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1914''' - Death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 July 1914 - 11 November 1918''' - [[Manchester High Leaks|World War I]]&lt;br /&gt;
**'''December 1917''' - Barbara's father, Joseph Otto Weston is drafted into the United States Army to fight in World War I. &amp;lt;ref name=Joseph&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33SQ-GYY1-NWC?i=2974&amp;amp;cc=1968530&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AK6CB-L6D&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1920s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob's birth certificate.png|thumb|200px|Bob's birth certificate]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Bob Chandler was born in the same year the [[TV]] was invented, and lived long enough for his extremely [[autistic]] [[Chris|son]] to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|scream about his house]] being on the internet for millions to see, and for him to unintentionally create one of the greatest moments in internet history.&lt;br /&gt;
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RIP Bob. It's probably good you didn't live to see [[Affair with Mother|how it all turned out.]]|spaghettimkay5795, 2023&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk&amp;amp;lc=Ugz-lQrynPZLYkCUhVd4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
The '''1920s''' saw Chris' paternal grandparents marry one another, both being aged 20 at the time of matrimony. 14 months later, they birthed Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]], who was aged 0-2 in this decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston was aged 23-33, while his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 8-18. 7 of Chris' great-grandparents lived at the start of this decade, and this number stayed stable throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1920s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Chris's birthday|24 February]] 1920''' - The German Workers' Party is renamed to the National Socialist German Workers' Party - now known as the [[Nazi]] Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1926''' - Bob's parents, Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon marry in [[Dallas]], Texas.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''5 February 1927''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 September 1927''' - {{w|Philo Farnsworth}}'s image dissector camera tube transmits its first image, a simple straight line, at his laboratory in [[Cole Smithey#California (1980-96)|San Francisco]]. This is often credited as the invention of [[television]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 September 1928''' - Birth of [[Jack Dale Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===1930s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|thumb|200px|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]], 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1930s''' comprised most of Bob's childhood, who was aged 2-12 at the time. The decade saw most of Chris' remaining great-grandparents succumb to the sands of time: At the start of the decade 7 remained, but after the death of Victoria Thompson (Barbara's maternal grandmother) in 1935, Martha Headley (Bob's paternal grandmother) in 1937, Sarah Hamilton (Barbara's paternal grandmother) in 1938, and Joseph Edward Weston (Barbara's paternal grandfather) in 1939, only 3 remained. Furthermore, this is the last decade in which all of Chris' grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1930s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 July 1931''' - Birth of [[Jerry Harmon|Walter &amp;quot;Jerry&amp;quot; Harmon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''21 March 1932'''- The  {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}} occurs. Bob's great-uncles John and Rufus are killed instantly when it strikes John's farm&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933''' - Establishment of [[Nazi]] Germany.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 January 1934''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933'''- Bob's family move to Sylacauga, Alabama from Garland, Texas. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December, 1939''' - Birth of [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===1940s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|thumb|200px|Barbara as a toddler]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|200px|Bob's father in 1942]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!|Chris on World War II, late 1990s&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1940s''' saw the birth of Chris' mother [[Barbara]], who was aged 0-8 in this decade, while Bob was aged 12-22 and graduated high school. At the start of the decade, 3 of Chris' great-grandparents were alive. After the sands of time swallowed Bob's paternal grandfather Joseph Chandler in 1948, John Hollomon and Robert Wynn - Bob and Barb's maternal grandfathers respectively - were the last men standing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, with the death of Chris' paternal grandmother Jean Hollomon in 1945, only 3 of Chris' grandparents remained.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade comprised most of World War II and saw the [[United States]]' entry into the war, with Bob's father Robert Franklin Chandler participating.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1940s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 November 1942''' - Birth of [[Joe Biden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1943''' - [[Wikipedia:Leo_Kanner|Leo Kanner]] releases a report on a group of children with similar behavior which Kanner calls early infantile autism, thus giving Autism its modern sense in English.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, Alabama.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April – 2 May 1945''' - The [[Russia|Soviet Union]] wins the [[wikipedia:Battle of Berlin|Battle of Berlin]], destroying [[Nazis|Nazi Germany]] and ending World War II in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''30 April 1945''' - Suicide of Adolf Hitler. His main assistant will later be reincarnated as [[Beel]] and troll Chris within [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mLPSHWdZc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 November 1946''' - Birth of [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Ted Bundy}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603120855/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1950s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bobauburn1951.PNG|thumb|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|thumb|Barbara in 1958.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near {{w|Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak}} {{w|Charlotte County, Virginia|Charlotte County}}. Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel. His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station. Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck. Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of [[Richmond]], and [[Aunt Corrina|Mrs. Edward Carey]] and Misses [[Barbara]] Ann, Mabel and [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston]], of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and [[Curtis Wayne Weston]], of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.|Obituary to Barbara's father&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1950s''' saw Bob (aged 22-32) graduate with a Bachelor of Electrical Engineering, and his marriage with Patricia Harley, while Barb (aged 8-18) gradually progressed through high school. At the start of the decade, 2 of Chris' great-grandparents - John Hollomon and Robert Wynn remained alive. John died in 1950, while Robert - the last man standing - died in 1952. A few years later in 1955, Barbara's father died, leaving 2 of Chris' grandparents alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Events of the 1950s ====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a BEE degree in Electrical Engineering. He then moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina for work.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 November 1952''' - Birth of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity at the age of 27.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1955''' - Bob's father, stepmother and his first 5 half siblings moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1955''' - Bob and John H. Judd Jr. file a patent for an electrical terminal block.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 September 1956''' - Bob marries his first wife Patricia Harley in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1956-1960''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] while in high school.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot;&amp;gt;According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1957''' - Ran graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}}, in South Hill, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1957''' - Ran enters {{w|Wake Forest University}} in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1959''' - Bob and John's patent for an electrical terminal block is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1960s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JerryBarb&amp;amp;Cole.jpg|thumb|[[Jerry Harmon]] with [[Barbara]] and young [[Cole]] in late 1960s/early 1970s]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|[[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills, 2007.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1960s''', Barbara (aged 18-28) graduated Randolph-Henry High School, married Ran Coleman Yeatts, and mothered Chris' half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who was aged 0-6 in this decade. Together with Patricia Harley, Bob (aged 32-42) fathered two children: [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandmother Carrie died in 1968, leaving Robert F Chandler his sole remaining grandparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1960s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1960''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] graduates from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 March 1960''' - Birth of [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1960''' - Birth of [[Takashi Tezuka]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's suspected biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1961''' - Birth of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts at a Baptist church in Wylliesburg, Virginia; The same day, Barbara moved to Richmond to live with Yeatts.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 November 1961''' - Birth of [[David Alan Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1962''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts deserts Barbara (according to the date given on her divorce certificate).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 May 1963''' - Barbara is granted a divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1963''' - The [[Manchester High Leaks#Women's Movement notes|Equal Pay Act]] is signed into law&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 November 1963''' - Assassination of [[Manchester High Leaks#JFK Assassination|John F. Kennedy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April 1964''' - Birth of [[Michael Hirtes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 May 1964''' - [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Victoria Weston]], Chris's aunt, marries [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Thomas Eugene Ashby]].&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 July 1964''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1966''' - Jerry Harmon becomes Cole's stepfather.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 December 1966''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] files a patent for a vehicle logging system.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 April 1967''' - Birth of [[Rob Bell|Robert B. Bell III]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 August 1967''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1967''' - [[Operation Snowball]] goes on tour for the first time. For two weeks, Jerry, Barb and four-year-old Cole travel around Virginia on a Cessna twin-engine airplane, performing magic tricks for inmates at mental hospitals. The family would do this every [[Christmas]] season for the next ten years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://newspaperarchive.com/petersburg-progress-index-nov-28-1967-p-9/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 June 1968''' - Barbara marries Jerry Harmon in Washington DC.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 December 1969''' - Birth of [[Jay Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1970s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BobAndColeMeet.jpg|thumb|Chris-imitative fanart of Bob and Barbara meeting at Maddy's Pub in 1979]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.|[[April 2012 Facebook posts|Chris on Facebook]], 2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chandler_family_reunion_1975.png|thumb|Chandler Family Reunion in 1975.&lt;br /&gt;
Left to right, (first row) are Robert Sr, Dorothy, Beverly, [[Bob]], Larry, Jimmy, Frances, (second row) Ray, Jane, Joan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1970s''', Bob (aged 42-52) moved to Richmond, divorced his wife Patricia, and lost his father Robert (also Chris' last grandparent to die). Near the end of the decade, he met his future wife Barbara (who was aged 28-38 in this decade) at Matt's British Pub.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1970s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1971-1974''' - Barbara [[Saturday Night Special|nearly kills]] [[Cole]] while trying to frighten off a burglar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] is chartered.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1975''' - Bob moves to [[Richmond]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus&amp;quot; is published.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 June 1976''' - Bob and Patricia are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1976 (approx.)''' - Operation Snowball goes on tour for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob volunteers as sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in the Shockoe Slip neighborhood of Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 November 1977''' - [[Wes Iseli]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 August 1978''' - Barbara and Jerry are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1978-1979''' - [[Thorg]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; (probably Chris's mangling of Matt's British Pub).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara hears Bob sing and is smitten by him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chronology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cilria2: 100% confirmed they both died&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Chris's ideas about his ancestry and lineage unsurprisingly differ greatly from what is known to be true.&lt;br /&gt;
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==What Chris Actually Believes==&lt;br /&gt;
This '''Chandler Family Tree''' includes pets and people [[Chris]] ''imagines'' to be related to him:&lt;br /&gt;
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       [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Ancient leader]]                 [[Anne Boleyn]],&lt;br /&gt;
           [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|of the]]                   [[Anne Boleyn|Queen of England]]──────Mary Boleyn&lt;br /&gt;
        [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee Clan]]                      │&lt;br /&gt;
              │                           ???&lt;br /&gt;
              │                            │&lt;br /&gt;
              │                      {{w|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston,}}&lt;br /&gt;
              │                   {{w|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|1st Earl of Portland}}&lt;br /&gt;
             ???                           │&lt;br /&gt;
              │                           ???&lt;br /&gt;
              │                            │&lt;br /&gt;
              │                    [[Daniel Weston]]&lt;br /&gt;
              │                            │&lt;br /&gt;
            Robert              Jean      ???&lt;br /&gt;
           Franklin-----------Hollomon     │&lt;br /&gt;
          Chandler Sr.   │    Chandler     ├────────────────────────────────────┬─────────┬─────────────────────┐&lt;br /&gt;
                         │                 │                                    │         │                     │&lt;br /&gt;
     Patricia          [[Bob Chandler|Robert]]           [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]          Jack    Ran        [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]]    Harriett     Tom      [[Minor_Family_Members#Uncle_Raymond|Raymond]]&lt;br /&gt;
     Chandler---------[[Bob Chandler|Franklin]]------------[[Barbara Chandler|Anne]]-----------Dale or Coleman     [[Aunt Corrina|Weston]]     Ashby-----Ashby      [[Minor_Family_Members#Uncle_Raymond|Weston]]&lt;br /&gt;
                │   [[Bob Chandler|Chandler Jr.]]   │    [[Barbara Chandler|Weston]]    │   Smithey    Yeatts                                         │&lt;br /&gt;
    ┌───────────┤            ┌─────┴─────┐        │                                                             │&lt;br /&gt;
    │           │            │           │        │                                                             │&lt;br /&gt;
  [[David Alan Chandler|David]]       [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|Carol]]     [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]]     [[Chandler Cats|cats]]     [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]                                                        [[Minor_Family_Members#Jonathan_Carey|Jonathan]]&lt;br /&gt;
  [[David Alan Chandler|Alan]]       [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|Suzanne]]       [[Christian Weston Chandler|Weston]]               [[Cole Smithey|Smithey]]                                                       [[Minor_Family_Members#Jonathan_Carey|Carey]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[David Alan Chandler|Chandler]]    [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|Chandler]]     [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
    │                        │&lt;br /&gt;
    │                  ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┬───────────┬───────────┐&lt;br /&gt;
    │                  │           │           │           │           │&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Savannah]]            [[Patti Chandler|Patti]]      [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]     [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]-----[[Rosechu]]     [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Savannah|Chandler]]           [[Patti Chandler|Chandler]]     [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Weston]]              │              [[Reginald Chandler|Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
                                [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Chandler]]             │&lt;br /&gt;
                                               ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┐&lt;br /&gt;
                                               │           │           │&lt;br /&gt;
                                             [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Cerah]]     [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Christine]]     [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Robbie]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Poké Family Tree==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG|thumb|Poké Family Tree]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:456-FamilyTreeAndCar.JPG|thumb|Poké Family Tree]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris naturally drew his family tree in the form of [[Pokémon]]. He gives pilgrim hats to those on the Weston side and feathered headdresses to those on the Chandler side, both in reference to the extremely [[Daniel Weston|dubious]] [[Cherokian Clan|tales]] of Chris's heritage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Below is a transcription with the format ''Name / Date of Birth / Description / Culture and Pokemon''.&lt;br /&gt;
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; Top row&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Cole Smithey]] / born 7.24.1969 / Likes to play drums. Movie reviewer for New York Newspaper / English Pilgrim Electabuzz&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris|Christian W. Chandler]] / born 2.24.82 / Likes [[Pokemon]], [[Sonic]], and [Mario?]. 12th Grade student at [[Manchester High]] / Pikachu with Both Pilgrim and [[Cherokian Clan|Native American]] garb.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|Carol Chandler]] / born 7.7.64 in [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] / Math wiz at college. / Native American Wigglytuff&lt;br /&gt;
* [[David Alan Chandler|Allen Chandler]] [sic] / born 11.28.62 in Roanoke / ophthalmologist / Native American Alakazam&lt;br /&gt;
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; Row 2&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriett Ashby]] / born ?.?.? / Administrative Assistant. Married to Tom Ashby / English Pilgrim Clefable&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Barbara|Barbara W. Chandler]] / born ?.?.? / ??? / English Pilgrim [[Pokémon#Snorlax|Nidoqueen]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bob|Robert F. Chandler]] / born 2.9.1928 / Retired Engineer. Likes old music. / Native American Nidoking&lt;br /&gt;
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; Row 3&lt;br /&gt;
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* Carrie Edna Weston  / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Clefairy&lt;br /&gt;
* Joseph Otto Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Haunter&lt;br /&gt;
* Jean Holloman Chandler / ? / ? / Native American Vulpix&lt;br /&gt;
* Robert F. Chandler Sr. / ? / ? / Native American Farfetch’d&lt;br /&gt;
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; Row 4&lt;br /&gt;
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* Victoria Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Victreebell&lt;br /&gt;
* Robert Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Fearow&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Missingno&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Dugtrio&lt;br /&gt;
* Frances Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Jynx&lt;br /&gt;
* J Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Porygon&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Jigglypuff&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Sandslash&lt;br /&gt;
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; Row 5&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Exeggutor&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Kadabra&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Bottom row&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Hitmonlee&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Nidorina&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Persian&lt;br /&gt;
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== Actual family tree ==&lt;br /&gt;
Basic ancestry of Chris is depicted in this tree.&lt;br /&gt;
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Imaginary people removed:&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Harvey Powers updated family tree.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A full-sized family tree going back many generations [https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH can be viewed here]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.geni.com/people/Robert-Chandler-Jr/6000000004391419048 Bob's Ancestors]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Chandler-5468 Bob's Immediate Family]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.ellerfamilyassociation.com/getperson.php?personID=I141&amp;amp;tree=christian2 Chris's Maternal Grandmother]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.richmond.com/news/local/hanover/mechanicsville-local/obituaries/william-gryder/article_d1f3f188-3241-11e6-8986-bf6ec13073c1.html One of Chris's Maternal Uncles by Marriage]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable ancestors ==&lt;br /&gt;
This section lists Chris' ancestors in chronological order from most to least recent death. Ancestors who fought for the Confederate States of America are listed separately, in the &amp;quot;Dixiechu&amp;quot; section.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Robert Wynn ===&lt;br /&gt;
Barbara's maternal grandfather '''Robert Pettus Wynn''' (17 Nov 1882 - 20 Jan 1954) was allegedly a two-timing [[Alcohol|drunk]] and moonshiner who &amp;quot;failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#118&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In his death certificate, his profession is given as [[tobacco]] farmer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/238604751/robert-pettis-wynn&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== John James Hollomon === &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|right|150px|John James Hollomon in 1910]]&lt;br /&gt;
Bob's maternal grandfather '''John James Hollomon''' (3 May 1868 - 16 Mar 1950) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/10638068/john-james-hollomon]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was born in {{w|Meigs County, Tennessee}} but lived most of his later life in {{w|Wylie, Texas}}, a city and suburb in {{w|Collin County, Texas|Collin County}} and {{w|Dallas}} respectively. He was a well-known local pharmacist in the Collin county for over 50 years. He married twice in his life, first to Mary Francis Hollomon (née Teer 10th March 1872 - 3 Jul 1914), the daughter of a doctor specializing in osteopathic, whom he had 4 children including Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother. In 1915 he married Helen E. Hollomon (née Nelms 10 Apr 1893 - 29 Oct 1972) with whom he had 3 more children including Bob's half uncle Dr. John James &amp;quot;JJ&amp;quot; Hollomon Jr (1917-1992). Bob reminisces that Hollomon gave him a straight razor &amp;quot;by means of [Hollomon's] last will and testament,&amp;quot; and Bob instead broke it while using it as a screwdriver, which he later held onto this regret for decades well into his 60s because he believed Hollomon wanted him to have it as a personal item and value.&lt;br /&gt;
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Notable enough, his father was an Esquire John Richmond Hollomon (1831 - 1899), a lawyer and attorney in the Meigs County area.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/70362078/susanna-brady#:~:text=of%20her%20son%2C-,J.R.%20Hollomon%20Esq.,-of%20this%20county&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; More notable enough, his grandfather Pleasant Hollomon (1803 - 1865), served in the {{w|Tennessee House of Representatives}} in the Meigs and {{w|Rhea County, Tennessee|Rhea}} counties from 1849 to 1851. A democrat, he was a constable of the 5th Civil district of Meigs county in 1836-1839, was a deputy sheriff of Meigs in early 1840s and a deputy and tax collector in 1845.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/70361465/pleasant-hollomon&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rev. Sidney Smith Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
'''The Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler''' (1805 - September 1866) was a Baptist minister and clergyman in Alabama, he is Chris's great-great-great grandfather along his paternal line. Born in Georgia, his father died in 1816 when he was 11. he moved to Alabama in 1829 and became a Primitive Baptist Clergyman and Minster in Autauga County. He also was a slaveowner owning one female slave in the 1850 slave census&lt;br /&gt;
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He later married Mary Lucinda Walker and later fathered 12 children including Joseph and his brother Edmund, He died in September of 1866 just shortly after the end of the American Civil War. Two of his sons. James (1830-1862) and Edmund (1835-1865) would die fighting in the Civil War.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Francis Weston===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Francis Weston Sr.''' (Feb 1793 - 19 March 1838) was an English-born immigrant to the United States and a frontiersmen. He is Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her paternal line, making him Chris's maternal great-great-great-grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
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Born in {{w|Derbyshire}}, he had immigrated to [[Ohio]] by 1820 and married at {{w|Wheeling, West Virginia}} a year later to Grace Moore, an English-born American, whose parents were also an immigrants from Derbyshire. They had six out of seven children survived, the second oldest being Mary Ann Weston in 1825 and the youngest Joseph Edward &amp;quot;John&amp;quot; Weston in July 1836,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:S3HY-6Q23-PTF?i=2&amp;amp;cc=1401638&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AMXSB-9Q8 Joseph (listed as Edward Weston) with his three older siblings and mother Gracy in 1850 census)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33S7-9BS6-DF?i=8&amp;amp;cc=1473181&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AMCPH-V55 Gracy Weston (Joseph's mother) in 1860 census with her son Francis]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; all in {{w|Augusta Township, Carroll County, Ohio|Augusta Township}}. Through Joseph, Francis's surname would be carried on to [[Barbara]], which, in turn, would serve as the basis for [[Chris|our hero]]'s middle name.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/118642485/francis-weston&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to newspapers, After immigrating to Augusta Township, Francis, a frontiersmen, built a homestead house of his and his family in a wilderness place with 2 other families surrounded by wild animals and forest. The homestead house was a shanty with puncheon floor and chimney made with sticks and clay. They mentioned about the one occasion Francis was chased by wolves in a forest when coming home from buying fresh meats. Francis would pass away at age 45 in March 1838, 2 years after his youngest son Joseph was born.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a later pseudo-historical account of events by Barbara and Chris, Francis is replaced by a certain [[Daniel Weston]]. Unlike the historical Francis Weston, ''Daniel'' Weston travelled to North America in 1620 (a whole 2 centuries earlier than Francis), and has the honor of being of a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]] (whose only daughter died childless).&lt;br /&gt;
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Francis' son, Francis Weston Jr, according to newspapers, was a &amp;quot;popular&amp;quot; and successful businessman and general merchant, owning iron and furnace company, and many other successful companies at Ohio, West Virginia and Missouri with a college education to his name. Through his daughter Jane, Francis Sr is the grandfather of {{w|Pierce County, Washington}}'s Superior Court judge &amp;amp; attorney William Oscar Chapman, who at the time of admitting to {{w|Ohio State Bar Association|Ohio bar}}, was in the same group of applicants with a later president of the United States {{w|William Howard Taft}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Captain Joseph Looney === &lt;br /&gt;
W.I.P&lt;br /&gt;
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=== John Chandler and Elizabeth Lupo ===&lt;br /&gt;
Although there is no evidence that his mother's ancestors were on board the ''Mayflower'', Chris's paternal ancestors were among the first settlers of his home state of Virginia. Chris's direct male ancestor '''John Chandler''' (c. 1600-1657), a native of London, was an early settler of {{w|Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown}}, [[Virginia]], arriving in 1610 with a boat ''Hercules'', ten years before the ''Mayflower''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; John married the widow '''Elizabeth Lupo''' (née '''Bassano'''), a member of the illustrious {{w|Jeronimo Bassano|Bassano family}} of [[music|musicians]] who had been recruited from Venice by {{w|King Henry VIII}} to serve in his court (some have claimed that the Bassanos were of [[Jewish]] origin, but the jury is out). The Chandler family migrated southwest over the generations, passing through North Carolina and Georgia before settling in Alabama, Bob's home state.&lt;br /&gt;
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John Chandler is the fifth great-grandfather of the Dixiechu Joseph Chandler, and the ninth great-grandfather of Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Edward, Thomas Palmer &amp;amp; Thomas Overbury===&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks to John Chandler's grandson's wife Elizabeth Palmer, Chris's 7th great-grandmother, some Christorians did research about her ancestors. Chris has three known ancestors, two of which are Chris descendent of, and other is distantly related.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Palmer-2791&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Palmer-533&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Palmer-229&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is a descendant of his 10th great-grandfather '''{{w|Edward Palmer (d.1624)|Edward Palmer}}''' (c. 1555–1624) from {{w|Gloucestershire}}, England, a gentleman with antiquarian interests who was known for his [[Stamps|extensive collections]] such as Roman coins and is best remembered for purchasing the then unnamed {{w|Garrett Island}} in colony of Virginia (now Maryland) for his plan of establishing university at the island.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Palmer-544&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Edward had a son whom Chris is also descendant from. '''{{w|Thomas Palmer (burgess)|Thomas Palmer}}''' settled at Jamestown, Virginia on a boat ''Tyger'' with his wife Joan Jordan and 11 years old daughter Priscilla in November 1621. Shortly after their arrival at Jamestown, the Palmers were nearly killed by the [[Cherokian Clan|Powhatans]] during the {{w|Indian massacre of 1622}}, but survived by living in {{w|Jordan Point, Virginia#Jordan's Journey: Beggars Bush|Jordan's Journey}} shelter residence. Thomas was a captain in command of a company of militia from {{w|Eppes Island|Shirley Hundred Island}} and was a member of {{w|House of Burgesses}} at Jamestown on October 16, 1629.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Palmer-229&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Perhaps notably, Thomas was a first cousin of [[Chris_and_writing#Chris_as_a_poet_and_lyricist|poet]] and [[Chris_and_writing#Chris_as_an_essayist|essayist]] '''{{w|Thomas Overbury}}''' through his father's sister Mary Palmer and her husband {{w|Nicholas Overbury}}. Overbury was known for his poem, ''A Wife'', and a victim of murder by poisoning which led to a scandalous trial.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Overbury-10&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Sir James Croft === &lt;br /&gt;
Sir {{w|James Croft}} (1518- 4 September 1590) was English politician, who was Lord Deputy of Ireland, and MP for Herefordshire in the Parliament of England, He is Chris 12th great-grandfather on his parental side&lt;br /&gt;
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=== John Chaundeler ===&lt;br /&gt;
'''John Chandler''' (born '''John Chaundeler''', 1513-1571) is Chris' 13th great-grandfather. He was born in {{w|Wiltshire}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point in his life, John Chaundeler [[Christopher's name change|changed his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of Chris' surname.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-III/6000000003187854765&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, the prototype of the Chandler surname, &amp;quot;Chaundeler&amp;quot;, dates back even further to Nicholas le Chaundeler (1240 - 1272) of {{w|Normandy}}, France, Chris' 22nd great-grandfather. Nicholas le Chaundeler's father, Gilbert de L'Aigle, did not bear a similar surname.&lt;br /&gt;
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Together with Joanne (Jane) Chandler (néé unknown), John had 5 children from 1538 to 1546: First Edmund, then Nicholas, then John Jr., then Robert, and finally Henry. John's second child Nicholas (1540 - 1604) would become the great-grandfather of the aforementioned John Chandler (b. 1600), who would carry the &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot; surname to North America for our hero to inherit.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Hugh and Isabel Bardolf ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris Anne Boleyn.png|thumb|How Chris is related to Anne Boleyn.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Hugh Bardolf''' (c. 29 September 1259 - c. 20 September 1304) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and '''Isabel Bardolf''' (born '''Isabel Aguillon'''; c. 25 March 1258 - c. 28 May 1323) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, Chris' 19th great-grandparents, were a medieval English couple who married in 1281. According to a Redditor's Wikitree research in 2022, they are Chris' most recent shared ancestors with [[Anne Boleyn]] (albeit on his father's side, not his mother's): they gave birth to Thomas (Boleyn's 6th great-grandfather) in 1282, Margery around 1283, William in 1284, and Nicola (Chris' 18th great-grandmother) around 1294. This means that, although Chris is not ''descended'' from Anne Boleyn, he is indeed a distant relative. This is hardly surprising, as all humans are relatives of each other of varying distance.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/tedhwz/barb_may_not_have_been_related_to_anne_boleyn_but/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition to being the source of Chris's distant connection with Anne Boleyn, Hugh Bardolf was the first nobleman of {{w|Baron Bardolf}}, a noble title in the {{w|Peerage of England}}. His wife Isabel was a member of the {{w|Aguillon family}} (of French origin), who were feudal landowners in England. Isabel's father, Sir Robert Aguillon (c. 1226 - 15 February 1286)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-4&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, was a Sheriff of Surrey &amp;amp; Sussex County and a keeper of two castles in both counties.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hugh Bardolf's descendants unite with those of John Chandler (b. 1600) in 1700, when Robert Chandler (John's grandson, 1659 - c. 1720) and his wife Elizabeth Palmer (Hugh's 10th great-granddaughter, b. 1664) give birth to Joseph Chandler (11 Aug 1700 - 11 Oct 1764), Chris' 6th great-grandparent, in {{w|New Kent, Virginia}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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A stark contrast can be observed in the fact that Hugh's first child is the ancestor of prestigious nobility (namely an Anne Boleyn and actual queen of England, Elizabeth I), while Hugh's fourth and last child is the ancestor of our infamous protagonist.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Dixiechus ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;'''Dixiechus'''&amp;quot; is a nickname used by Christorians to describe ancestors of Chris who fought for the {{w|Confederate States of America}} during the {{w|American Civil War}}. It is a portmanteau of ''{{w|Dixie}}'' and ''[[Sonichu]]''. The first Dixiechu to be identified was Joseph Chandler, discovered by Kiwifarms user Meat Pickle on 20 December 2021. The term &amp;quot;Dixiechu&amp;quot; was proposed on the [[Official CWCki Server]] on 24 April 2024, by which point four Dixiechus had been identified.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris was asked if he may have had ancestors who fought for the Confederacy, at a time when Joseph Chandler (on his father's side) was the only known Dixiechu. In [[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022]], he denied that his father's ancestors had fought for the Confederacy, but conceded that his mother's ancestors may have done so. In 2024, Christorians discovered William Drury Thompson - a Dixiechu on the maternal side of Chris' ancestry - partially vindicating Chris' statement.&lt;br /&gt;
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In chronological order from most to least recent death, the Dixiechus include:&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Joseph Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Joseph chandler.png|thumb|right|150px|Joseph Chandler in 1911]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Joseph Chandler''' (14 April 1832 - January 1925) of {{w|Autauga County, Alabama}} is Chris's great-great-grandfather. Joseph Chandler along his paternal line enlisted in the Confederate Army as a private in May 1862. Serving in the unit {{w|38th Alabama Infantry Regiment}} at {{w|Fort Gaines, Alabama|Fort Gaines}}, he fought in the {{w|Battle of Mobile Bay}} before being paroled in April 1865 after the conclusion of the war and was later discharged in August of that year due to broken shoulder.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1487#post-10736839 A Kiwi Farms post with a record of Joseph Chandler]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nps.gov/civilwar/search-soldiers-detail.htm?soldierId=0AA5818C-DC7A-DF11-BF36-B8AC6F5D926A&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Joseph's professions after the war were farmer, shoe maker and largely a herb doctor.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://alagenealogy.com/Patriarchs/Chandler,%20Sidney%20Smith.htm#JOSEPH%20H.2%20CHANDLER&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Joseph also had a younger brother Edmund (1835 - 1865, Chris's great-great-granduncle), who also fought for the Confederacy at [https://www.familysearch.org/en/wiki/Camp_of_Instruction,_Talladega,_Alabama#:~:text=Talladega%20was%20one%20of%20two,would%20be%20obliged%20to%20enroll.| Camp of Instruction, Talladega, Alabama], died as a result during the war in 1865.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nps.gov/civilwar/search-soldiers-detail.htm?soldierId=C3A5818C-DC7A-DF11-BF36-B8AC6F5D926A&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Joseph's two younger sons John (1876 - 1932) and Rufus (1880 - 1932), both were killed on March 21, 1932 in {{w|Chilton County, Alabama|Chilton County area}}, from the {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/106731994/john-tyler_morgan-chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/26986157/rufus-sidney-chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Caleb Nelson Headley ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CalebHeadley.png|thumb|right|150px|Caleb Headley]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Caleb Nelson Headley''' (1847-1921) served as a Private in Company H of the 63rd Alabama Infantry regiment of the Confederate States Army between 1862 and 1865 during the Civil War. [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/75837037/caleb_nelson-headley][http://alagenealogy.com/Patriarchs/Mims,%20James%20new.htm]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== William Teer ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Image of William Teer. (Very likely to be authentic) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;This image was uploaded to findagrave in 2016; William Teer was not known to Christorians to be Chris' ancestor in 2016. Family trees from both 2017[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chris%27s_family_tree_up_to_his_great_great_grandparents.png] and 2019[https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH] omit the ancestry of Bob's maternal grandmother. Furthermore, his biography on rootsweb uses a similar image.[https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Bob's matrilineal great-grandfather, '''Dr. William Teer''' (March 29, 1837 - October 19, 1919), was born in {{w|Neshoba County, Mississippi}}, and grew up in {{w|Angelina County, Texas}} since he was 10 years old with his seven siblings. The family later relocated to {{w|Hopkins County, Texas|Hopkins County}} outside {{w|Cumby, Texas|Cumby}} in 1860, where he worked as a farmer before enlisting in the army for the Civil War.&lt;br /&gt;
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In October 1861, aged 24, William and his two brothers James (1830 - 1863) and Wiley (1839 - 1862), enlisted in the Confederate Army in San Antonio. Serving in the 4th Texas Cavalry Regiment, William participated in the {{w|New Mexico campaign}} under {{w|Henry Hopkins Sibley|General Sibley}}. Both of his brothers died during the war; James died at a Union prison camp in Williamsburg, Virginia, in 1863. William and Wiley fought in the battles of {{w|Battle of Valverde|Valverde}} and later to {{w|Battle of Glorietta Pass|Glorietta Pass}}, where in April 1862, Wiley was reportedly &amp;quot;lost or killed&amp;quot; and William suffered serious injuries, including a shattered right arm, a damaged spleen, and later contracting hepatitis (It might be worth reflecting how close Teer was to dying at this point - a slightly different outcome could have prevented all of Christory a century before it began). After the capture of Texas Army's supply wagons by the US Army, they retreated, leaving William and other recovering soldiers at the {{w|Santa Fe, New Mexico|Santa Fe}} hospital before shortly being captured. He was later paroled in May 1862, returning to San Antonio. Due to his injuries and disability, he was honorably discharged from his unit by General {{w|Thomas Green (general)|Thomas Green}} in September 1863 and returned to his home in Cumby, working as a farmer despite his shattered right arm.&lt;br /&gt;
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William was married four times throughout his life. In December 1862, he married Mary Frances Carraway of Alabama, who passed away in 1867. He then remarried Louisa Frances Spears of Tennesse, in 1868, but that marriage also ended early. In January 1871, he married Nancy Jane Coburn of {{w|Ashley County, Arkansas}}. From this marriage, he had seven children, including Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and the wife of John James Hollomon. After Nancy's death in 1894, William remarried to Bettie King of {{w|Mount Pleasant, Texas|Mount Pleasant}} in March 1907 at age 70, and this marriage lasted until his death in 1919.&lt;br /&gt;
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In November 1903, inspired by the nerve damage in his shattered right arm, William established himself as an {{w|osteopath}} doctor in {{w|Tyler, Texas}}, specializing in &amp;quot;Exophthalmic Goitre, Biliary Calculi (Gall Stones) Paralysis, and all Nervous Diseases.&amp;quot; He became the president of the State Association of Drugless Doctors of Texas and advocated massaging and other holistic approaches to wellness. As a doctor in Tyler, he was described as a highly respected figure, endorsed by many prominent members of the city's society. After retiring, he resided at the Texas Confederate Home in Austin before moving back to Cumby in 1918, where he later passed away in October 1919 at his youngest daughter's {{w|Miller Grove, Texas|Miller Grove}} home caused by a second paralyzing stroke.&lt;br /&gt;
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William was mentioned in a book titled &amp;quot;[https://archive.org/details/texanswhoworegra00john| Texans who Wore the Gray (1907)]&amp;quot;, written by a Confederate officer, journalist, and author Sidney Smith Johnson (1840-1910). Johnson described William as &amp;quot;a brave Confederate soldier, a man of fine education, and a Christian gentleman.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Garnder E. Shearin ===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Garnder E. Shearin'''' (1836/1837 - 28 January 1901)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://digital.ncdcr.gov/Documents/Detail/shearin-gardner-e.-warren-county/1671784&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.newspapers.com/article/the-warren-record-gardner-early-shearin/521312/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was a Confederate veteran from North Carolina. He married Martha in 1859. In May 1861, he enlisted in the Confederate army in Warren County, North Carolina, fighting in company B of North Carolina's 30th infantry regiment remaining in service until the end of the war in 1865.&lt;br /&gt;
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An obituary to him reads: &amp;quot;I was not with him in the army but learned from others, that he was a faithful soldier. My association with him since the war enables me to say I never knew a kinder hearted or monre congenial natured man. Always ready to serve a friend.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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He is ancestor of Chris via Barb's side of his ancestry.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== William Drury Thompson ===&lt;br /&gt;
'''William Drury Thompson''' (1814 - 17 May 1862) was a civil war enlistee from North Carolina, although it's unknown which side of the military force, (although there's a record suggesting he's a Confederate enlistee for North Carolina's Infantry 12th Regiment), died during his basic training in Richmond, Virginia due to illnesses, 2 months after enlisting.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/262604729/william-drury-thompson&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He is Chris' great-great-great-grandfather. More specifically, he is the paternal grandfather of the maternal grandmother of Barbara.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ancestry.com content==&lt;br /&gt;
In [[January 2017]], a distant relative of Chris posted images to Kiwi Farms, on various documents relating to the Chandler family, acquired from Ancestry.com&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interesting-info-about-chriss-family-particularly-their-parents.27521/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Bob is apparently an only child, however Barbara has five deceased siblings and several more living ones.}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Most of Chris's ancestors were [[RandomSong1|farmers]], doing tasks that Chris would find back breaking.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Chris, from what I gathered, is not 1/16 Cherokian. He is however 1/16 British and 1/8 French Canadian.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|His great great grandparent's from Northern Ireland.}}&lt;br /&gt;
The &amp;quot;Northern Irish&amp;quot; ancestor was Chris's great-great-grandmother Mary Weston (née McClintic, 31 Oct 1834 - 25 Dec 1910). Mary was born in the town of {{w|Omagh}} (whose name means &amp;quot;the [[Virgin with Rage|virgin]] plain&amp;quot; in Gaelic) in County [[niggos|Tyrone]], in what is today {{w|Northern Ireland}}. She came to the United States between 1840 and 1850, likely as a result of the {{w|Irish Potato Famine}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/22502739/joseph-mcclintock&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She settled in Augusta, Ohio, where she married Joseph &amp;quot;John&amp;quot; Edward Weston, Chris's great-great-grandfather, in 1858, who was also from Augusta. Both later settled in {{w|Clarksville, Virginia}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/24279732/mary-weston&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;French Canadian&amp;quot; ancestor was Chris's great-grandmother Sarah Ann Weston (née Hamilton, Apr 1867 - 25 Jan 1938), who was born in [[wikipedia:Huntingdon, Quebec|Huntingdon]], {{w|Quebec}} and came to Virginia with her family during the 1870s, settling near Red Oak.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35318370/sarah-jane-weston&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.ancestry.com/discoveryui-content/view/6823228286:62476&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Although the majority of Quebeckers speak French, her surname and the fact that she was born in a predominantly English-speaking part of Quebec suggest that she belonged to the province's English-speaking minority. Moreover, her paternal and maternal grandparents were all born in [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scotland]], making her of entirely Scottish descent.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/249266361/jane-hamilton&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/249027191/daniel-hamilton&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Sarah is Chris's most recent immigrant ancestor.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:RobertPettusWynnWW1Draft.jpg|Robert Wynn WW1 military draftee (1918).&lt;br /&gt;
File:JosephWW1.png|Joe Weston WW1 military draftee (1918).&lt;br /&gt;
File:RobertChandlerSrDraft.png|Bob's father's WW2 military draftee (1940).&lt;br /&gt;
File:RobertSr1940DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's father's military card on a physical detail (1940).&lt;br /&gt;
File:RobertPettusWynnOldManWW2DraftCard.jpg|Robert Wynn WW2 military draft card (1942).&lt;br /&gt;
File:RobertWynn1942DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Robert Wynn military card on a physical detail (1942).&lt;br /&gt;
File:JoeOttoWestonOldMan1942WW2DraftCard.jpg|Joe Weston WW2 military draft card (1942).&lt;br /&gt;
File:JoeWeston1942DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Joe Weston military card on a physical detail (1942).&lt;br /&gt;
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's military card draftee (1946) (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png| Bob's WW2 military card on a physical detail (1946) (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:JohnJamesHollomonObituary1950.jpeg|John James Hollomon's newspaper obituary (1950).&lt;br /&gt;
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.jpeg|1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.jpeg|1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Robert Chandler Sr.png| Bob's father with his four youngest kids (1969)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chandler family reunion 1975.png | Chandler Family Reunion (1975)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Robert f obit.jpeg| Bob's father obituary (1977)&lt;br /&gt;
File:JerryAndBarbDivorce.png|1980 1 7 - Barbara, Jerry divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.&lt;br /&gt;
Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in Jacksonville State University dormitory room - 1950s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Barbarafamilycensus1950.png|Barbara and her parents and siblings - 1950s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cole Smithey's family tree.png|Cole Smithey's family tree.&lt;br /&gt;
File:David Alan Chandler and Kimberly Fay Howard's marriage certificate.png|David Alan Chandler and Kimberly Fay Howard's marriage certificate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Savannah Chandler's family tree.png|Savannah Chandler's family tree.&lt;br /&gt;
File:2023ChrisDNATest.png|Chris's ancestry, showing him to be 100% pure cracker. [[Transgender|Also note the got-dang Y chromosome.]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Imaginary family]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minor Family Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===Before Christ===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 13.8 billion years BC''' - Chris is a resident of [[Kidasuna]].&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag&amp;gt;[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Call 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Big Bang}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 66 million years BC''' - Chris is [[Banned|exiled]] from Kidasuna to Earth.&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 3.4 million years BC''' - The Stone Age. You'd have to tell me twice.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Classical antiquity===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|200px|Jesus as depicted by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 4 BC – AD 30''' - Approximate life of [[Jesus Christ]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Medieval period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris on Merlin.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|Chris on Merlin]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 5th-6th centuries AD''' - Approximate life of the mythical British figures [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] and [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]], assuming they existed at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1220s''' Birth of Sir Robert Aguillon, father of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Aguillon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 25 Mar 1258''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]] (née Aguillon) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 29 September 1259''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1281''' Marriage of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1282''' Birth of Thomas Bardolf, the 6th great-grandfather of [[Anne Boleyn]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1283''' Birth of Margery Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1284''' Birth of William Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1286''' Death of Robert Aguillon.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1294''' Birth of Nicola Bardolf. Chris's 18th great-grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 February 1299''' Hugh Bardolf becomes Baron Bardolf via Parliment.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 20 September 1304''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 May 1323''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1389''' - King Arthur [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|commands Merlin to exile all dragons]], dividing the universe in two according to Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021#Chris's Response]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Note that Chris sees nothing wrong with placing Arthur's reign in the late Middle Ages.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1390s''' - [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] writes [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]], one of his [[wikipedia:Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]. About 600 years later it would be the subject of one of Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|high school essays]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Early modern period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|200px|Dr. William M. Teer, Bob's maternal great-grandfather and Confederate veteran.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1499 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Mary Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1501 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Anne Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1513''' - Birth of [[John Chaundeler]], Chris' 13th great-grandfather. At some point in his life (which will last until 1571), John will [[Christopher's name change|change his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of our hero's surname.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1610''' - John Chandler, Chris's direct male [[Family tree|ancestor]], arrives in [[wikipedia:Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown, Virginia]] on board the ''Hercules''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''30 April 1659''' - Birth of Robert L. Chandler, II&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1732''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration of Independence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1791''' - The 1st through the 10th [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendments]] to the United States Constitution are ratified.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1805 - Sept 1866'''- The life of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler, Chris's great-great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 January 1819''' - [[Wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Thomas Jefferson]] founded the [[University of Virginia]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''c. 1820s''' - [[Chandler Family Tree#Francis Weston|Francis Weston]], Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her direct paternal line, immigrates from England to the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1828''' - [[Western State Hospital]] admits its first patients.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 April 1832 – January 1925''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]], Chris's great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''12 April 1861 – 26 May 1865''' - The [[wikipedia:American Civil War|American Civil War]] takes place, and is fought between the Union (the [[United States]] government and the states that remain loyal to it) and the Confederacy (formed from the states that had seceded from the Union, seeking to preserve the enslavement of [[Niggos|African Americans]]). At least two of Chris' ancestors - [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]] and [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]] - fight in the civil war on the side of the Confederacy. However, despite their efforts, the Yankees [[troll]] the Confederacy out of existence in 1865.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''8 May 1861''' - The Confederate States of America names [[Richmond]] as its capital.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''1862''' - Bob's maternal great-grandfather, [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]], contracts hepatitis and suffers serious injuries (including a shattered right arm and a damaged spleen) during the American Civil War, nearly preventing all of Christory a century before it began. However, William would survive his injuries, allowing him to father Mary Francis Teer (Bob's maternal grandmother) a decade later.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1882 – January 1954''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Robert Wynn|Robert Wynn]], Barbara's maternal grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite web&lt;br /&gt;
|url     = https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862369/joseph-otto-weston&lt;br /&gt;
|website = Find a Grave&lt;br /&gt;
|title   = Joseph Otto Weston&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1900s===&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1900s''' decade, Chris' paternal grandparents (Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon) are born - less than 2 months apart. Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston, was aged 3-13 in this decade, while his maternal grandmother had not been born yet. This is the last decade in which all of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1900s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 February 1908''' - [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] is established.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1910s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|200px|Bob's maternal grandfather, John James Hollomon, in 1910.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1910s''', Chris' youngest grandparent, Carrie Edna Wynn (Bob's mother) was born. The decade also saw the death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and daughter of Confederate Veteran [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]]. With her death, 7 of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this decade, Chris' maternal grandfather Joseph Otto Weston was aged 13-23, his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 0-8, and his paternal grandparents - Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon - were both aged 3-13.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade saw the outbreak of World War I, in which Joseph Otto Weston participated.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1910s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 December 1911''' - Birth of Elmer Thomas Rickman, Barbara's stepfather&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1914''' - Death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 July 1914 - 11 November 1918''' - [[Manchester High Leaks|World War I]]&lt;br /&gt;
**'''December 1917''' - Barbara's father, Joseph Otto Weston is drafted into the United States Army to fight in World War I. &amp;lt;ref name=Joseph&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33SQ-GYY1-NWC?i=2974&amp;amp;cc=1968530&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AK6CB-L6D&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1920s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob's birth certificate.png|thumb|200px|Bob's birth certificate]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Bob Chandler was born in the same year the [[TV]] was invented, and lived long enough for his extremely [[autistic]] [[Chris|son]] to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|scream about his house]] being on the internet for millions to see, and for him to unintentionally create one of the greatest moments in internet history.&lt;br /&gt;
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RIP Bob. It's probably good you didn't live to see [[Affair with Mother|how it all turned out.]]|spaghettimkay5795, 2023&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHgBEu3OSk&amp;amp;lc=Ugz-lQrynPZLYkCUhVd4AaABAg&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
The '''1920s''' saw Chris' paternal grandparents marry one another, both being aged 20 at the time of matrimony. 14 months later, they birthed Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]], who was aged 0-2 in this decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston was aged 23-33, while his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 8-18. 7 of Chris' great-grandparents lived at the start of this decade, and this number stayed stable throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1920s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Chris's birthday|24 February]] 1920''' - The German Workers' Party is renamed to the National Socialist German Workers' Party - now known as the [[Nazi]] Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1926''' - Bob's parents, Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon marry in [[Dallas]], Texas.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''5 February 1927''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 September 1927''' - {{w|Philo Farnsworth}}'s image dissector camera tube transmits its first image, a simple straight line, at his laboratory in [[Cole Smithey#California (1980-96)|San Francisco]]. This is often credited as the invention of [[television]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 September 1928''' - Birth of [[Jack Dale Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===1930s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|thumb|200px|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]], 2009}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1930s''' comprised most of Bob's childhood, who was aged 2-12 at the time. The decade saw most of Chris' remaining great-grandparents succumb to the sands of time: At the start of the decade 7 remained, but after the death of Victoria Thompson (Barbara's maternal grandmother) in 1935, Martha Headley (Bob's paternal grandmother) in 1937, Sarah Hamilton (Barbara's paternal grandmother) in 1938, and Joseph Edward Weston (Barbara's paternal grandfather) in 1939, only 3 remained. Furthermore, this is the last decade in which all of Chris' grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1930s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 July 1931''' - Birth of [[Jerry Harmon|Walter &amp;quot;Jerry&amp;quot; Harmon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''21 March 1932'''- The  {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}} occurs. Bob's great-uncles John and Rufus are killed instantly when it strikes John's farm&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933''' - Establishment of [[Nazi]] Germany.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 January 1934''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933'''- Bob's family move to Sylacauga, Alabama from Garland, Texas. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December, 1939''' - Birth of [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===1940s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|thumb|200px|Barbara as a toddler]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|200px|Bob's father in 1942]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!|Chris on World War II, late 1990s&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1940s''' saw the birth of Chris' mother [[Barbara]], who was aged 0-8 in this decade, while Bob was aged 12-22 and graduated high school. At the start of the decade, 3 of Chris' great-grandparents were alive. After the sands of time swallowed Bob's paternal grandfather Joseph Chandler in 1948, John Hollomon and Robert Wynn - Bob and Barb's maternal grandfathers respectively - were the last men standing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, with the death of Chris' paternal grandmother Jean Hollomon in 1945, only 3 of Chris' grandparents remained.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade comprised most of World War II and saw the [[United States]]' entry into the war, with Bob's father Robert Franklin Chandler participating.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1940s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 November 1942''' - Birth of [[Joe Biden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1943''' - [[Wikipedia:Leo_Kanner|Leo Kanner]] releases a report on a group of children with similar behavior which Kanner calls early infantile autism, thus giving Autism its modern sense in English.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, Alabama.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April – 2 May 1945''' - The [[Russia|Soviet Union]] wins the [[wikipedia:Battle of Berlin|Battle of Berlin]], destroying [[Nazis|Nazi Germany]] and ending World War II in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''30 April 1945''' - Suicide of Adolf Hitler. His main assistant will later be reincarnated as [[Beel]] and troll Chris within [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mLPSHWdZc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 November 1946''' - Birth of [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Ted Bundy}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603120855/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1950s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bobauburn1951.PNG|thumb|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|thumb|Barbara in 1958.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near {{w|Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak}} {{w|Charlotte County, Virginia|Charlotte County}}. Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel. His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station. Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck. Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of [[Richmond]], and [[Aunt Corrina|Mrs. Edward Carey]] and Misses [[Barbara]] Ann, Mabel and [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston]], of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and [[Curtis Wayne Weston]], of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.|Obituary to Barbara's father&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1950s''' saw Bob (aged 22-32) graduate with a Bachelor of Electrical Engineering, and his marriage with Patricia Harley, while Barb (aged 8-18) gradually progressed through high school. At the start of the decade, 2 of Chris' great-grandparents - John Hollomon and Robert Wynn remained alive. John died in 1950, while Robert - the last man standing - died in 1952. A few years later in 1955, Barbara's father died, leaving 2 of Chris' grandparents alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Events of the 1950s ====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a BEE degree in Electrical Engineering. He then moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina for work.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 November 1952''' - Birth of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity at the age of 27.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1955''' - Bob's father, stepmother and his first 5 half siblings moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1955''' - Bob and John H. Judd Jr. file a patent for an electrical terminal block.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 September 1956''' - Bob marries his first wife Patricia Harley in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1956-1960''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] while in high school.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot;&amp;gt;According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1957''' - Ran graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}}, in South Hill, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1957''' - Ran enters {{w|Wake Forest University}} in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1959''' - Bob and John's patent for an electrical terminal block is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1960s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JerryBarb&amp;amp;Cole.jpg|thumb|[[Jerry Harmon]] with [[Barbara]] and young [[Cole]] in late 1960s/early 1970s]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|[[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills, 2007.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1960s''', Barbara (aged 18-28) graduated Randolph-Henry High School, married Ran Coleman Yeatts, and mothered Chris' half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who was aged 0-6 in this decade. Together with Patricia Harley, Bob (aged 32-42) fathered two children: [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandmother Carrie died in 1968, leaving Robert F Chandler his sole remaining grandparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1960s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1960''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] graduates from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 March 1960''' - Birth of [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1960''' - Birth of [[Takashi Tezuka]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's suspected biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1961''' - Birth of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts at a Baptist church in Wylliesburg, Virginia; The same day, Barbara moved to Richmond to live with Yeatts.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 November 1961''' - Birth of [[David Alan Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1962''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts deserts Barbara (according to the date given on her divorce certificate).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 May 1963''' - Barbara is granted a divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1963''' - The [[Manchester High Leaks#Women's Movement notes|Equal Pay Act]] is signed into law&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 November 1963''' - Assassination of [[Manchester High Leaks#JFK Assassination|John F. Kennedy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April 1964''' - Birth of [[Michael Hirtes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 May 1964''' - [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Victoria Weston]], Chris's aunt, marries [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Thomas Eugene Ashby]].&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 July 1964''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1966''' - Jerry Harmon becomes Cole's stepfather.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 December 1966''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] files a patent for a vehicle logging system.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 April 1967''' - Birth of [[Rob Bell|Robert B. Bell III]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 August 1967''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1967''' - [[Operation Snowball]] goes on tour for the first time. For two weeks, Jerry, Barb and four-year-old Cole travel around Virginia on a Cessna twin-engine airplane, performing magic tricks for inmates at mental hospitals. The family would do this every [[Christmas]] season for the next ten years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://newspaperarchive.com/petersburg-progress-index-nov-28-1967-p-9/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 June 1968''' - Barbara marries Jerry Harmon in Washington DC.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 December 1969''' - Birth of [[Jay Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1970s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BobAndColeMeet.jpg|thumb|Chris-imitative fanart of Bob and Barbara meeting at Maddy's Pub in 1979]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.|[[April 2012 Facebook posts|Chris on Facebook]], 2012}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chandler_family_reunion_1975.png|thumb|Chandler Family Reunion in 1975.&lt;br /&gt;
Left to right, (first row) are Robert Sr, Dorothy, Beverly, [[Bob]], Larry, Jimmy, Frances, (second row) Ray, Jane, Joan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1970s''', Bob (aged 42-52) moved to Richmond, divorced his wife Patricia, and lost his father Robert (also Chris' last grandparent to die). Near the end of the decade, he met his future wife Barbara (who was aged 28-38 in this decade) at Matt's British Pub.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1970s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1971-1974''' - Barbara [[Saturday Night Special|nearly kills]] [[Cole]] while trying to frighten off a burglar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] is chartered.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1975''' - Bob moves to [[Richmond]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus&amp;quot; is published.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 June 1976''' - Bob and Patricia are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1976 (approx.)''' - Operation Snowball goes on tour for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob volunteers as sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in the Shockoe Slip neighborhood of Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 November 1977''' - [[Wes Iseli]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 August 1978''' - Barbara and Jerry are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1978-1979''' - [[Thorg]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; (probably Chris's mangling of Matt's British Pub).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara hears Bob sing and is smitten by him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===Before Christ===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 13.8 billion years BC''' - Chris is a resident of [[Kidasuna]].&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag&amp;gt;[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Call 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Big Bang}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 66 million years BC''' - Chris is [[Banned|exiled]] from Kidasuna to Earth.&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 3.4 million years BC''' - The Stone Age. You'd have to tell me twice.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Classical antiquity===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|200px|Jesus as depicted by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 4 BC – AD 30''' - Approximate life of [[Jesus Christ]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Medieval period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris on Merlin.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|Chris on Merlin]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 5th-6th centuries AD''' - Approximate life of the mythical British figures [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] and [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]], assuming they existed at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1220s''' Birth of Sir Robert Aguillon, father of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Aguillon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 25 Mar 1258''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]] (née Aguillon) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 29 September 1259''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1281''' Marriage of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1282''' Birth of Thomas Bardolf, the 6th great-grandfather of [[Anne Boleyn]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1283''' Birth of Margery Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1284''' Birth of William Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1286''' Death of Robert Aguillon.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1294''' Birth of Nicola Bardolf. Chris's 18th great-grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 February 1299''' Hugh Bardolf becomes Baron Bardolf via Parliment.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 20 September 1304''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 May 1323''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1389''' - King Arthur [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|commands Merlin to exile all dragons]], dividing the universe in two according to Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021#Chris's Response]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Note that Chris sees nothing wrong with placing Arthur's reign in the late Middle Ages.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1390s''' - [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] writes [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]], one of his [[wikipedia:Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]. About 600 years later it would be the subject of one of Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|high school essays]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Early modern period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|200px|Dr. William M. Teer, Bob's maternal great-grandfather and Confederate veteran.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1499 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Mary Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1501 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Anne Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1513''' - Birth of [[John Chaundeler]], Chris' 13th great-grandfather. At some point in his life (which will last until 1571), John will [[Christopher's name change|change his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of our hero's surname.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1610''' - John Chandler, Chris's direct male [[Family tree|ancestor]], arrives in [[wikipedia:Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown, Virginia]] on board the ''Hercules''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''30 April 1659''' - Birth of Robert L. Chandler, II&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1732''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration of Independence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1791''' - The 1st through the 10th [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendments]] to the United States Constitution are ratified.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1805 - Sept 1866'''- The life of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler, Chris's great-great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 January 1819''' - [[Wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Thomas Jefferson]] founded the [[University of Virginia]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''c. 1820s''' - [[Chandler Family Tree#Francis Weston|Francis Weston]], Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her direct paternal line, immigrates from England to the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1828''' - [[Western State Hospital]] admits its first patients.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 April 1832 – January 1925''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]], Chris's great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''12 April 1861 – 26 May 1865''' - The [[wikipedia:American Civil War|American Civil War]] takes place, and is fought between the Union (the [[United States]] government and the states that remain loyal to it) and the Confederacy (formed from the states that had seceded from the Union, seeking to preserve the enslavement of [[Niggos|African Americans]]). At least two of Chris' ancestors - [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]] and [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]] - fight in the civil war on the side of the Confederacy. However, despite their efforts, the Yankees [[troll]] the Confederacy out of existence in 1865.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''8 May 1861''' - The Confederate States of America names [[Richmond]] as its capital.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''1862''' - Bob's maternal great-grandfather, [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]], contracts hepatitis and suffers serious injuries (including a shattered right arm and a damaged spleen) during the American Civil War, nearly preventing all of Christory a century before it began. However, William would survive his injuries, allowing him to father Mary Francis Teer (Bob's maternal grandmother) a decade later.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1882 – January 1954''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Robert Wynn|Robert Wynn]], Barbara's maternal grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite web&lt;br /&gt;
|url     = https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862369/joseph-otto-weston&lt;br /&gt;
|website = Find a Grave&lt;br /&gt;
|title   = Joseph Otto Weston&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===1900s===&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1900s''' decade, Chris' paternal grandparents (Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon) are born - less than 2 months apart. Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston, was aged 3-13 in this decade, while his maternal grandmother had not been born yet. This is the last decade in which all of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1900s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 February 1908''' - [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] is established.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1910s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|200px|Bob's maternal grandfather, John James Hollomon, in 1910.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1910s''', Chris' youngest grandparent, Carrie Edna Wynn (Bob's mother) was born. The decade also saw the death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and daughter of Confederate Veteran [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]]. With her death, 7 of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this decade, Chris' maternal grandfather Joseph Otto Weston was aged 13-23, his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 0-8, and his paternal grandparents - Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon - were both aged 3-13.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade saw the outbreak of World War I, in which Joseph Otto Weston participated.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1910s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 December 1911''' - Birth of Elmer Thomas Rickman, Barbara's stepfather&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1914''' - Death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 July 1914 - 11 November 1918''' - [[Manchester High Leaks|World War I]]&lt;br /&gt;
**'''December 1917''' - Barbara's father, Joseph Otto Weston is drafted into the United States Army to fight in World War I. &amp;lt;ref name=Joseph&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33SQ-GYY1-NWC?i=2974&amp;amp;cc=1968530&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AK6CB-L6D&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1920s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob's birth certificate.png|thumb|200px|Bob's birth certificate]]&lt;br /&gt;
The '''1920s''' saw Chris' paternal grandparents marry one another, both being aged 20 at the time of matrimony. 14 months later, they birthed Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]], who was aged 0-2 in this decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston was aged 23-33, while his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 8-18. 7 of Chris' great-grandparents lived at the start of this decade, and this number stayed stable throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1920s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Chris's birthday|24 February]] 1920''' - The German Workers' Party is renamed to the National Socialist German Workers' Party - now known as the [[Nazi]] Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1926''' - Bob's parents, Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon marry in Dallas, Texas.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''5 February 1927''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 September 1928''' - Birth of [[Jack Dale Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===1930s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|thumb|200px|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1930s''' comprised most of Bob's childhood, who was aged 2-12 at the time. The decade saw most of Chris' remaining great-grandparents succumb to the sands of time: At the start of the decade 7 remained, but after the death of Victoria Thompson (Barbara's maternal grandmother) in 1935, Martha Headley (Bob's paternal grandmother) in 1937, Sarah Hamilton (Barbara's paternal grandmother) in 1938, and Joseph Edward Weston (Barbara's paternal grandfather) in 1939, only 3 remained. Furthermore, this is the last decade in which all of Chris' grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1930s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 July 1931''' - Birth of [[Jerry Harmon|Walter &amp;quot;Jerry&amp;quot; Harmon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''21 March 1932'''- The  {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}} occurs. Bob's great-uncles John and Rufus are killed instantly when it strikes John's farm&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933''' - Establishment of [[Nazi]] Germany.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 January 1934''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''' Before 1935'''- Bob's family move to Sycuagula, Alabama from Dallas, Texas&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December, 1939''' - Birth of [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===1940s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|thumb|200px|Barbara as a toddler]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|200px|Bob's father in 1942]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!|Chris on World War II&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1940s''' saw the birth of Chris' mother [[Barbara]], who was aged 0-8 in this decade, while Bob was aged 12-22 and graduated high school. At the start of the decade, 3 of Chris' great-grandparents were alive. After the sands of time swallowed Bob's paternal grandfather Joseph Chandler in 1948, John Hollomon and Robert Wynn - Bob and Barb's maternal grandfathers respectively - were the last men standing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, with the death of Chris' paternal grandmother Jean Hollomon in 1945, only 3 of Chris' grandparents remained.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade comprised most of World War II and saw the [[United States]]' entry into the war, with Bob's father Robert Franklin Chandler participating.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1940s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 November 1942''' - Birth of [[Joe Biden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1943''' - [[Wikipedia:Leo_Kanner|Leo Kanner]] releases a report on a group of children with similar behavior which Kanner calls early infantile autism, thus giving Autism its modern sense in English.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, Alabama.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April – 2 May 1945''' - The [[Russia|Soviet Union]] wins the [[wikipedia:Battle of Berlin|Battle of Berlin]], destroying [[Nazis|Nazi Germany]] and ending World War II in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''30 April 1945''' - Suicide of Adolf Hitler. His main assistant will later be reincarnated as [[Beel]] and troll Chris within [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mLPSHWdZc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 November 1946''' - Birth of [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Ted Bundy}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603120855/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1950s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bobauburn1951.PNG|thumb|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|thumb|Barbara in 1958.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near {{w|Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak}} {{w|Charlotte County, Virginia|Charlotte County}}. Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel. His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station. Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck. Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of [[Richmond]], and [[Aunt Corrina|Mrs. Edward Carey]] and Misses [[Barbara]] Ann, Mabel and [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston]], of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and [[Curtis Wayne Weston]], of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.|Obituary to Barbara's father&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1950s''' saw Bob (aged 22-32) graduate with a Bachelor of Electrical Engineering, and his marriage with Patricia Harley, while Barb (aged 8-18) gradually progressed through high school. At the start of the decade, 2 of Chris' great-grandparents - John Hollomon and Robert Wynn remained alive. John died in 1950, while Robert - the last man standing - died in 1952. A few years later in 1955, Barbara's father died, leaving 2 of Chris' grandparents alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Events of the 1950s ====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a BEE degree in Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 November 1952''' - Birth of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity at the age of 27.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1955''' - Bob, his father, and his first 5 half siblings moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1955''' - Bob and John H. Judd Jr. file a patent for an electrical terminal block.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 September 1956''' - Bob marries his first wife Patricia Harley in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1956-1960''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] while in high school.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot;&amp;gt;According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1957''' - Ran graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}}, in South Hill, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1957''' - Ran enters {{w|Wake Forest University}} in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1959''' - Bob and John's patent for an electrical terminal block is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1960s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JerryBarb&amp;amp;Cole.jpg|thumb|[[Jerry Harmon]] with [[Barbara]] and young [[Cole]] in late 1960s/early 1970s]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|[[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1960s''', Barbara (aged 18-28) graduated Randolph-Henry High School, married Ran Coleman Yeatts, and mothered Chris' half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who was aged 0-6 in this decade. Together with Patricia Harley, Bob (aged 32-42) fathered two children: [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandmother Carrie died in 1968, leaving Robert F Chandler his sole remaining grandparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1960s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1960''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] graduates from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 March 1960''' - Birth of [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1960''' - Birth of [[Takashi Tezuka]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's suspected biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1961''' - Birth of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts at a Baptist church in Wylliesburg, Virginia; The same day, Barbara moved to Richmond to live with Yeatts.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 November 1961''' - Birth of [[David Alan Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1962''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts deserts Barbara (according to the date given on her divorce certificate).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 May 1963''' - Barbara is granted a divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1963''' - The [[Manchester High Leaks#Women's Movement notes|Equal Pay Act]] is signed into law&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 November 1963''' - Assassination of [[Manchester High Leaks#JFK Assassination|John F. Kennedy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April 1964''' - Birth of [[Michael Hirtes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 May 1964''' - [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Victoria Weston]], Chris's aunt, marries [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Thomas Eugene Ashby]].&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 July 1964''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1966''' - Jerry Harmon becomes Cole's stepfather.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 December 1966''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] files a patent for a vehicle logging system.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 April 1967''' - Birth of [[Rob Bell|Robert B. Bell III]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 August 1967''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1967''' - [[Operation Snowball]] goes on tour for the first time. For two weeks, Jerry, Barb and four-year-old Cole travel around Virginia on a Cessna twin-engine airplane, performing magic tricks for inmates at mental hospitals. The family would do this every [[Christmas]] season for the next ten years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://newspaperarchive.com/petersburg-progress-index-nov-28-1967-p-9/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 June 1968''' - Barbara marries Jerry Harmon in Washington DC.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 December 1969''' - Birth of [[Jay Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1970s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BobAndColeMeet.jpg|thumb|Chris-imitative fanart of Bob and Barbara meeting at Maddy's Pub in 1979]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.|[[April 2012 Facebook posts|Chris in 2012]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chandler_family_reunion_1975.png|thumb|Chandler Family Reunion in 1975.&lt;br /&gt;
Left to right, (first row) are Robert Sr, Dorothy, Beverly, [[Bob]], Larry, Jimmy, Frances, (second row) Ray, Jane, Joan.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1970s''', Bob (aged 42-52) moved to Richmond, divorced his wife Patricia, and lost his father Robert (also Chris' last grandparent to die). Near the end of the decade, he met his future wife Barbara (who was aged 28-38 in this decade) at Matt's British Pub.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1970s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1971-1974''' - Barbara [[Saturday Night Special|nearly kills]] [[Cole]] while trying to frighten off a burglar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] is chartered.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1975''' - Bob moves to [[Richmond]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus&amp;quot; is published.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 June 1976''' - Bob and Patricia are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1976 (approx.)''' - Operation Snowball goes on tour for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob volunteers as sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in the Shockoe Slip neighborhood of Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 November 1977''' - [[Wes Iseli]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 August 1978''' - Barbara and Jerry are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1978-1979''' - [[Thorg]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; (probably Chris's mangling of Matt's British Pub).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara hears Bob sing and is smitten by him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===Before Christ===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 13.8 billion years BC''' - Chris is a resident of [[Kidasuna]].&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag&amp;gt;[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Call 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Big Bang}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 66 million years BC''' - Chris is [[Banned|exiled]] from Kidasuna to Earth.&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 3.4 million years BC''' - The Stone Age. You'd have to tell me twice.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Classical antiquity===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|200px|Jesus as depicted by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 4 BC – AD 30''' - Approximate life of [[Jesus Christ]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Medieval period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris on Merlin.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|Chris on Merlin]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 5th-6th centuries AD''' - Approximate life of the mythical British figures [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] and [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]], assuming they existed at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1220s''' Birth of Sir Robert Aguillon, father of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Aguillon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 25 Mar 1258''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]] (née Aguillon) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 29 September 1259''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1281''' Marriage of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1282''' Birth of Thomas Bardolf, the 6th great-grandfather of [[Anne Boleyn]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1283''' Birth of Margery Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1284''' Birth of William Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1286''' Death of Robert Aguillon.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1294''' Birth of Nicola Bardolf. Chris's 18th great-grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 February 1299''' Hugh Bardolf becomes Baron Bardolf via Parliment.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 20 September 1304''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 May 1323''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1389''' - King Arthur [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|commands Merlin to exile all dragons]], dividing the universe in two according to Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021#Chris's Response]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Note that Chris sees nothing wrong with placing Arthur's reign in the late Middle Ages.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1390s''' - [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] writes [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]], one of his [[wikipedia:Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]. About 600 years later it would be the subject of one of Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|high school essays]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Early modern period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|200px|Dr. William M. Teer, Bob's maternal great-grandfather and Confederate veteran.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1499 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Mary Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1501 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Anne Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1513''' - Birth of [[John Chaundeler]], Chris' 13th great-grandfather. At some point in his life (which will last until 1571), John will [[Christopher's name change|change his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of our hero's surname.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1610''' - John Chandler, Chris's direct male [[Family tree|ancestor]], arrives in [[wikipedia:Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown, Virginia]] on board the ''Hercules''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''30 April 1659''' - Birth of Robert L. Chandler, II&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1732''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration of Independence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1791''' - The 1st through the 10th [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendments]] to the United States Constitution are ratified.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1805 - Sept 1866'''- The life of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler, Chris's great-great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 January 1819''' - [[Wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Thomas Jefferson]] founded the [[University of Virginia]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''c. 1820s''' - [[Chandler Family Tree#Francis Weston|Francis Weston]], Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her direct paternal line, immigrates from England to the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1828''' - [[Western State Hospital]] admits its first patients.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 April 1832 – 1923''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]], Chris's great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''12 April 1861 – 26 May 1865''' - The [[wikipedia:American Civil War|American Civil War]] takes place, and is fought between the Union (the [[United States]] government and the states that remain loyal to it) and the Confederacy (formed from the states that had seceded from the Union, seeking to preserve the enslavement of [[Niggos|African Americans]]). At least two of Chris' ancestors - [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]] and [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]] - fight in the civil war on the side of the Confederacy. However, despite their efforts, the Yankees [[troll]] the Confederacy out of existence in 1865.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''8 May 1861''' - The Confederate States of America names [[Richmond]] as its capital.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''1862''' - Bob's maternal great-grandfather, [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]], contracts hepatitis and suffers serious injuries (including a shattered right arm and a damaged spleen) during the American Civil War, nearly preventing all of Christory a century before it began. However, William would survive his injuries, allowing him to father Mary Francis Teer (Bob's maternal grandmother) a decade later.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1882 – January 1954''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Robert Wynn|Robert Wynn]], Barbara's maternal grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite web&lt;br /&gt;
|url     = https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862369/joseph-otto-weston&lt;br /&gt;
|website = Find a Grave&lt;br /&gt;
|title   = Joseph Otto Weston&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===1900s===&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1900s''' decade, Chris' paternal grandparents (Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon) are born - less than 2 months apart. Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston, was aged 3-13 in this decade, while his maternal grandmother had not been born yet. This is the last decade in which all of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1900s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 February 1908''' - [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] is established.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1910s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|200px|Bob's maternal grandfather, John James Hollomon, in 1910.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1910s''', Chris' youngest grandparent, Carrie Edna Wynn (Bob's mother) was born. The decade also saw the death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and daughter of Confederate Veteran [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]]. With her death, 7 of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this decade, Chris' maternal grandfather Joseph Otto Weston was aged 13-23, his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 0-8, and his paternal grandparents - Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon - were both aged 3-13.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade saw the outbreak of World War I, in which Joseph Otto Weston participated.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1910s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 December 1911''' - Birth of Elmer Thomas Rickman, Barbara's stepfather&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1914''' - Death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 July 1914 - 11 November 1918''' - [[Manchester High Leaks|World War I]]&lt;br /&gt;
**'''December 1917''' - Barbara's father, Joseph Otto Weston is drafted into the United States Army to fight in World War I. &amp;lt;ref name=Joseph&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33SQ-GYY1-NWC?i=2974&amp;amp;cc=1968530&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AK6CB-L6D&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1920s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob's birth certificate.png|thumb|200px|Bob's birth certificate]]&lt;br /&gt;
The '''1920s''' saw Chris' paternal grandparents marry one another, both being aged 20 at the time of matrimony. 14 months later, they birthed Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]], who was aged 0-2 in this decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston was aged 23-33, while his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 8-18. 7 of Chris' great-grandparents lived at the start of this decade, and this number stayed stable throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1920s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Chris's birthday|24 February]] 1920''' - The German Workers' Party is renamed to the National Socialist German Workers' Party - now known as the [[Nazi]] Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1926''' - Bob's parents, Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon marry in Dallas, Texas.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''5 February 1927''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 September 1928''' - Birth of [[Jack Dale Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===1930s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|thumb|200px|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1930s''' comprised most of Bob's childhood, who was aged 2-12 at the time. The decade saw most of Chris' remaining great-grandparents succumb to the sands of time: At the start of the decade 7 remained, but after the death of Victoria Thompson (Barbara's maternal grandmother) in 1935, Martha Headley (Bob's paternal grandmother) in 1937, Sarah Hamilton (Barbara's paternal grandmother) in 1938, and Joseph Edward Weston (Barbara's paternal grandfather) in 1939, only 3 remained. Furthermore, this is the last decade in which all of Chris' grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1930s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 July 1931''' - Birth of [[Jerry Harmon|Walter &amp;quot;Jerry&amp;quot; Harmon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''21 March 1932'''- The  {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}} occurs. Bob's great-uncles John and Rufus are killed instantly when it strikes John's farm&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933''' - Establishment of [[Nazi]] Germany.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 January 1934''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''' Before 1935'''- Bob's family move to Sycuagula, Alabama from Dallas, Texas&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December, 1939''' - Birth of [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===1940s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|thumb|200px|Barbara as a toddler]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|200px|Bob's father in 1942]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!|Chris on World War II&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1940s''' saw the birth of Chris' mother [[Barbara]], who was aged 0-8 in this decade, while Bob was aged 12-22 and graduated high school. At the start of the decade, 3 of Chris' great-grandparents were alive. After the sands of time swallowed Bob's paternal grandfather Joseph Chandler in 1948, John Hollomon and Robert Wynn - Bob and Barb's maternal grandfathers respectively - were the last men standing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, with the death of Chris' paternal grandmother Jean Hollomon in 1945, only 3 of Chris' grandparents remained.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade comprised most of World War II and saw the [[United States]]' entry into the war, with Bob's father Robert Franklin Chandler participating.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1940s====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 November 1942''' - Birth of [[Joe Biden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1943''' - [[Wikipedia:Leo_Kanner|Leo Kanner]] releases a report on a group of children with similar behavior which Kanner calls early infantile autism, thus giving Autism its modern sense in English.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, Alabama.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April – 2 May 1945''' - The [[Russia|Soviet Union]] wins the [[wikipedia:Battle of Berlin|Battle of Berlin]], destroying [[Nazis|Nazi Germany]] and ending World War II in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''30 April 1945''' - Suicide of Adolf Hitler. His main assistant will later be reincarnated as [[Beel]] and troll Chris within [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mLPSHWdZc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 November 1946''' - Birth of [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Ted Bundy}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603120855/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1950s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bobauburn1951.PNG|thumb|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|thumb|Barbara in 1958.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near {{w|Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak}} {{w|Charlotte County, Virginia|Charlotte County}}. Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel. His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station. Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck. Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of [[Richmond]], and [[Aunt Corrina|Mrs. Edward Carey]] and Misses [[Barbara]] Ann, Mabel and [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston]], of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and [[Curtis Wayne Weston]], of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.|Obituary to Barbara's father&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1950s''' saw Bob (aged 22-32) graduate with a Bachelor of Electrical Engineering, and his marriage with Patricia Harley, while Barb (aged 8-18) gradually progressed through high school. At the start of the decade, 2 of Chris' great-grandparents - John Hollomon and Robert Wynn remained alive. John died in 1950, while Robert - the last man standing - died in 1952. A few years later in 1955, Barbara's father died, leaving 2 of Chris' grandparents alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Events of the 1950s ====&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a BEE degree in Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 November 1952''' - Birth of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity at the age of 27.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1955''' - Bob, his father, and his first 5 half siblings moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1955''' - Bob and John H. Judd Jr. file a patent for an electrical terminal block.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 September 1956''' - Bob marries his first wife Patricia Harley in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1956-1960''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] while in high school.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot;&amp;gt;According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1957''' - Ran graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}}, in South Hill, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1957''' - Ran enters {{w|Wake Forest University}} in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1959''' - Bob and John's patent for an electrical terminal block is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1960s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JerryBarb&amp;amp;Cole.jpg|thumb|[[Jerry Harmon]] with [[Barbara]] and young [[Cole]] in late 1960s/early 1970s]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|[[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1960s''', Barbara (aged 18-28) graduated Randolph-Henry High School, married Ran Coleman Yeatts, and mothered Chris' half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who was aged 0-6 in this decade. Together with Patricia Harley, Bob (aged 32-42) fathered two children: [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandmother Carrie died in 1968, leaving Robert F Chandler his sole remaining grandparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1960s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1960''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] graduates from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 March 1960''' - Birth of [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1960''' - Birth of [[Takashi Tezuka]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's suspected biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1961''' - Birth of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts at a Baptist church in Wylliesburg, Virginia; The same day, Barbara moved to Richmond to live with Yeatts.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 November 1961''' - Birth of [[David Alan Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1962''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts deserts Barbara (according to the date given on her divorce certificate).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 May 1963''' - Barbara is granted a divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1963''' - The [[Manchester High Leaks#Women's Movement notes|Equal Pay Act]] is signed into law&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 November 1963''' - Assassination of [[Manchester High Leaks#JFK Assassination|John F. Kennedy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April 1964''' - Birth of [[Michael Hirtes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 May 1964''' - [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Victoria Weston]], Chris's aunt, marries [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Thomas Eugene Ashby]].&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 July 1964''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1966''' - Jerry Harmon becomes Cole's stepfather.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 December 1966''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] files a patent for a vehicle logging system.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 April 1967''' - Birth of [[Rob Bell|Robert B. Bell III]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 August 1967''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1967''' - [[Operation Snowball]] goes on tour for the first time. For two weeks, Jerry, Barb and four-year-old Cole travel around Virginia on a Cessna twin-engine airplane, performing magic tricks for inmates at mental hospitals. The family would do this every [[Christmas]] season for the next ten years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://newspaperarchive.com/petersburg-progress-index-nov-28-1967-p-9/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 June 1968''' - Barbara marries Jerry Harmon in Washington DC.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 December 1969''' - Birth of [[Jay Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1970s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BobAndColeMeet.jpg|thumb|Chris-imitative fanart of Bob and Barbara meeting at Maddy's Pub in 1979]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.|[[April 2012 Facebook posts|Chris in 2012]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chandler_family_reunion_1975.png|thumb|Chandler Family Reunion in 1970s]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1970s''', Bob (aged 42-52) moved to Richmond, divorced his wife Patricia, and lost his father Robert (also Chris' last grandparent to die). Near the end of the decade, he met his future wife Barbara (who was aged 28-38 in this decade) at Matt's British Pub.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1970s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1971-1974''' - Barbara [[Saturday Night Special|nearly kills]] [[Cole]] while trying to frighten off a burglar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] is chartered.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1975''' - Bob moves to [[Richmond]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus&amp;quot; is published.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 June 1976''' - Bob and Patricia are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1976 (approx.)''' - Operation Snowball goes on tour for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob volunteers as sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in the Shockoe Slip neighborhood of Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 November 1977''' - [[Wes Iseli]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 August 1978''' - Barbara and Jerry are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1978-1979''' - [[Thorg]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; (probably Chris's mangling of Matt's British Pub).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara hears Bob sing and is smitten by him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Timeline==&lt;br /&gt;
===Before Christ===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 13.8 billion years BC''' - Chris is a resident of [[Kidasuna]].&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag&amp;gt;[[KwaiiSandbag calls#Call 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Big Bang}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 66 million years BC''' - Chris is [[Banned|exiled]] from Kidasuna to Earth.&amp;lt;ref name=sandbag/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 3.4 million years BC''' - The Stone Age. You'd have to tell me twice.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Classical antiquity===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|200px|Jesus as depicted by Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 4 BC – AD 30''' - Approximate life of [[Jesus Christ]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Medieval period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris on Merlin.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|Chris on Merlin]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 5th-6th centuries AD''' - Approximate life of the mythical British figures [[wikipedia:King Arthur|King Arthur]] and [[wikipedia:Merlin|Merlin]], assuming they existed at all.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1220s''' Birth of Sir Robert Aguillon, father of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Aguillon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 25 Mar 1258''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]] (née Aguillon) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 29 September 1259''' Birth of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]]. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1281''' Marriage of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1282''' Birth of Thomas Bardolf, the 6th great-grandfather of [[Anne Boleyn]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1283''' Birth of Margery Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1284''' Birth of William Bardolf.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1286''' Death of Robert Aguillon.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1294''' Birth of Nicola Bardolf. Chris's 18th great-grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 February 1299''' Hugh Bardolf becomes Baron Bardolf via Parliment.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 20 September 1304''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Hugh Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 May 1323''' Death of [[Hugh and Isabel Bardolf|Isabel Bardolf]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1389''' - King Arthur [[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris|commands Merlin to exile all dragons]], dividing the universe in two according to Chris.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021#22 October]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021#Chris's Response]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Note that Chris sees nothing wrong with placing Arthur's reign in the late Middle Ages.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1390s''' - [[Wikipedia:Geoffrey Chaucer|Geoffrey Chaucer]] writes [[wikipedia:The Nun's Priest's Tale|The Nun's Priest's Tale]], one of his [[wikipedia:Canterbury Tales|Canterbury Tales]]. About 600 years later it would be the subject of one of Chris's [[Manchester High Leaks#Canterbury Tales Essay|high school essays]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Early modern period===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|200px|Dr. William M. Teer, Bob's maternal great-grandfather and Confederate veteran.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1499 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Mary Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1501 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]],&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Anne Boleyn}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1513''' - Birth of [[John Chaundeler]], Chris' 13th great-grandfather. At some point in his life (which will last until 1571), John will [[Christopher's name change|change his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of our hero's surname.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;KeepUp&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1610''' - John Chandler, Chris's direct male [[Family tree|ancestor]], arrives in [[wikipedia:Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown, Virginia]] on board the ''Hercules''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''30 April 1659''' - Birth of Robert L. Chandler, II&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1732''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration of Independence]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1791''' - The 1st through the 10th [[Manchester High Leaks#Amendment Timeline|Amendments]] to the United States Constitution are ratified.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1805 - Sept 1866'''- The life of Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler, Chris's great-great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 January 1819''' - [[Wikipedia:Thomas Jefferson|Thomas Jefferson]] founded the [[University of Virginia]].&lt;br /&gt;
* '''c. 1820s''' - [[Chandler Family Tree#Francis Weston|Francis Weston]], Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her direct paternal line, immigrates from England to the United States.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1828''' - [[Western State Hospital]] admits its first patients.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 April 1832 – 1923''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]], Chris's great-great-grandfather along his direct paternal line.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''12 April 1861 – 26 May 1865''' - The [[wikipedia:American Civil War|American Civil War]] takes place, and is fought between the Union (the [[United States]] government and the states that remain loyal to it) and the Confederacy (formed from the states that had seceded from the Union, seeking to preserve the enslavement of [[Niggos|African Americans]]). At least two of Chris' ancestors - [[Chandler Family Tree#Joseph Chandler|Joseph Chandler]] and [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]] - fight in the civil war on the side of the Confederacy. However, despite their efforts, the Yankees [[troll]] the Confederacy out of existence in 1865.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''8 May 1861''' - The Confederate States of America names [[Richmond]] as its capital.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''1862''' - Bob's maternal great-grandfather, [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]], contracts hepatitis and suffers serious injuries (including a shattered right arm and a damaged spleen) during the American Civil War, nearly preventing all of Christory a century before it began. However, William would survive his injuries, allowing him to father Mary Francis Teer (Bob's maternal grandmother) a decade later.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1882 – January 1954''' - The life of [[Chandler Family Tree#Robert Wynn|Robert Wynn]], Barbara's maternal grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{Cite web&lt;br /&gt;
|url     = https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862369/joseph-otto-weston&lt;br /&gt;
|website = Find a Grave&lt;br /&gt;
|title   = Joseph Otto Weston&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===1900s===&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1900s''' decade, Chris' paternal grandparents (Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon) are born - less than 2 months apart. Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston, was aged 3-13 in this decade, while his maternal grandmother had not been born yet. This is the last decade in which all of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1900s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 February 1908''' - [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]] is established.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1910s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|200px|Bob's maternal grandfather, John James Hollomon, in 1910.]]&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1910s''', Chris' youngest grandparent, Carrie Edna Wynn (Bob's mother) was born. The decade also saw the death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and daughter of Confederate Veteran [[Chandler Family Tree#William Teer|William Teer]]. With her death, 7 of Chris' great-grandparents remained alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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In this decade, Chris' maternal grandfather Joseph Otto Weston was aged 13-23, his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 0-8, and his paternal grandparents - Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon - were both aged 3-13.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade saw the outbreak of World War I, in which Joseph Otto Weston participated.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1910s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''7 December 1911''' - Birth of Elmer Thomas Rickman, Barbara's stepfather&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1914''' - Death of Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 July 1914 - 11 November 1918''' - [[Manchester High Leaks|World War I]]&lt;br /&gt;
**'''December 1917''' - Barbara's father, Joseph Otto Weston is drafted into the United States Army to fight in World War I. &amp;lt;ref name=Joseph&amp;gt;https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33SQ-GYY1-NWC?i=2974&amp;amp;cc=1968530&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AK6CB-L6D&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===1920s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob's birth certificate.png|thumb|200px|Bob's birth certificate]]&lt;br /&gt;
The '''1920s''' saw Chris' paternal grandparents marry one another, both being aged 20 at the time of matrimony. 14 months later, they birthed Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]], who was aged 0-2 in this decade.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris' maternal grandfather, Joseph Otto Weston was aged 23-33, while his maternal grandmother Carrie Edna Wynn was aged 8-18. 7 of Chris' great-grandparents lived at the start of this decade, and this number stayed stable throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1920s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''[[Chris's birthday|24 February]] 1920''' - The German Workers' Party is renamed to the National Socialist German Workers' Party - now known as the [[Nazi]] Party.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1926''' - Bob's parents, Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Hollomon marry in Dallas, Texas.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''5 February 1927''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.&amp;lt;ref name=Carrie&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170825073641/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 September 1928''' - Birth of [[Jack Dale Smithey]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===1930s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|thumb|200px|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1930s''' comprised most of Bob's childhood, who was aged 2-12 at the time. The decade saw most of Chris' remaining great-grandparents succumb to the sands of time: At the start of the decade 7 remained, but after the death of Victoria Thompson (Barbara's maternal grandmother) in 1935, Martha Headley (Bob's paternal grandmother) in 1937, Sarah Hamilton (Barbara's paternal grandmother) in 1938, and Joseph Edward Weston (Barbara's paternal grandfather) in 1939, only 3 remained. Furthermore, this is the last decade in which all of Chris' grandparents remained alive throughout.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1930s====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 July 1931''' - Birth of [[Jerry Harmon|Walter &amp;quot;Jerry&amp;quot; Harmon]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''21 March 1932'''- The  {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}} occurs. Bob's great-uncles John and Rufus are killed instantly when it strikes John's farm&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1933''' - Establishment of [[Nazi]] Germany.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 January 1934''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;br /&gt;
*''' Before 1935'''- Bob's family move to Sycuagula, Alabama from Dallas, Texas&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December, 1939''' - Birth of [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===1940s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbWhenWeWereYoungSchool1.jpg|thumb|200px|Barbara as a toddler]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Robert Sr 1942.jpeg|thumb|200px|Bob's father in 1942]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!|Chris on World War II&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1940s''' saw the birth of Chris' mother [[Barbara]], who was aged 0-8 in this decade, while Bob was aged 12-22 and graduated high school. At the start of the decade, 3 of Chris' great-grandparents were alive. After the sands of time swallowed Bob's paternal grandfather Joseph Chandler in 1948, John Hollomon and Robert Wynn - Bob and Barb's maternal grandfathers respectively - were the last men standing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Furthermore, with the death of Chris' paternal grandmother Jean Hollomon in 1945, only 3 of Chris' grandparents remained.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internationally, the decade comprised most of World War II and saw the [[United States]]' entry into the war, with Bob's father Robert Franklin Chandler participating.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1940s====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref name=HarveyPowers&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170903151241/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 November 1942''' - Birth of [[Joe Biden]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1943''' - [[Wikipedia:Leo_Kanner|Leo Kanner]] releases a report on a group of children with similar behavior which Kanner calls early infantile autism, thus giving Autism its modern sense in English.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, Alabama.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April – 2 May 1945''' - The [[Russia|Soviet Union]] wins the [[wikipedia:Battle of Berlin|Battle of Berlin]], destroying [[Nazis|Nazi Germany]] and ending World War II in Europe.&lt;br /&gt;
**'''30 April 1945''' - Suicide of Adolf Hitler. His main assistant will later be reincarnated as [[Beel]] and troll Chris within [[C-197]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mLPSHWdZc&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 November 1946''' - Birth of [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|Ted Bundy}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby&amp;gt;https://web.archive.org/web/20170603120855/http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d150.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State University in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===1950s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bobauburn1951.PNG|thumb|Bob's 1951 Auburn junior yearbook photo.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BarbaraCheerleader.jpg|thumb|Barbara in 1958.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near {{w|Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak}} {{w|Charlotte County, Virginia|Charlotte County}}. Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel. His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station. Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck. Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of [[Richmond]], and [[Aunt Corrina|Mrs. Edward Carey]] and Misses [[Barbara]] Ann, Mabel and [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Weston]], of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and [[Curtis Wayne Weston]], of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.|Obituary to Barbara's father&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{w|https://web.archive.org/web/20200603075643/http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''1950s''' saw Bob (aged 22-32) graduate with a Bachelor of Electrical Engineering, and his marriage with Patricia Harley, while Barb (aged 8-18) gradually progressed through high school. At the start of the decade, 2 of Chris' great-grandparents - John Hollomon and Robert Wynn remained alive. John died in 1950, while Robert - the last man standing - died in 1952. A few years later in 1955, Barbara's father died, leaving 2 of Chris' grandparents alive by the end of the decade.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==== Events of the 1950s ====&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a BEE degree in Electrical Engineering.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 November 1952''' - Birth of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity at the age of 27.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
*'''1955''' - Bob, his father, and his first 5 half siblings moved to Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1955''' - Bob and John H. Judd Jr. file a patent for an electrical terminal block.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://web.archive.org/web/20100421005416/http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 September 1956''' - Bob marries his first wife Patricia Harley in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1956-1960''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]] while in high school.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;FacebookVirginity&amp;quot;&amp;gt;According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Spring 1957''' - Ran graduated from {{w|Park_View_High_School_(South_Hill,_Virginia)|Park View High School}}, in South Hill, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Fall 1957''' - Ran enters {{w|Wake Forest University}} in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Father Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1959''' - Bob and John's patent for an electrical terminal block is published.&lt;br /&gt;
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===1960s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:JerryBarb&amp;amp;Cole.jpg|thumb|[[Jerry Harmon]] with [[Barbara]] and young [[Cole]] in late 1960s/early 1970s]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gamut from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|[[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills.]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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In the '''1960s''', Barbara (aged 18-28) graduated Randolph-Henry High School, married Ran Coleman Yeatts, and mothered Chris' half-brother [[Cole Smithey]], who was aged 0-6 in this decade. Together with Patricia Harley, Bob (aged 32-42) fathered two children: [[David Alan Chandler]] (b. 1961) and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] (b. 1964).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris' maternal grandmother Carrie died in 1968, leaving Robert F Chandler his sole remaining grandparent.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Events of the 1960s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1960''' - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] graduates from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''2 March 1960''' - Birth of [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 November 1960''' - Birth of [[Takashi Tezuka]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's suspected biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 March 1961''' - Birth of [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts at a Baptist church in Wylliesburg, Virginia; The same day, Barbara moved to Richmond to live with Yeatts.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 November 1961''' - Birth of [[David Alan Chandler]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 April 1962''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts deserts Barbara (according to the date given on her divorce certificate).&lt;br /&gt;
*'''15 May 1963''' - Barbara is granted a divorce. &lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 June 1963''' - The [[Manchester High Leaks#Women's Movement notes|Equal Pay Act]] is signed into law&lt;br /&gt;
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''22 November 1963''' - Assassination of [[Manchester High Leaks#JFK Assassination|John F. Kennedy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''16 April 1964''' - Birth of [[Michael Hirtes]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''29 May 1964''' - [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriet Victoria Weston]], Chris's aunt, marries [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Thomas Eugene Ashby]].&amp;lt;ref name=Ashby/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''9 July 1964''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1966''' - Jerry Harmon becomes Cole's stepfather.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.facebook.com/blendonlodge339/posts/1084760088251976&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1 December 1966''' - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] files a patent for a vehicle logging system.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 April 1967''' - Birth of [[Rob Bell|Robert B. Bell III]]&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 August 1967''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1967''' - [[Operation Snowball]] goes on tour for the first time. For two weeks, Jerry, Barb and four-year-old Cole travel around Virginia on a Cessna twin-engine airplane, performing magic tricks for inmates at mental hospitals. The family would do this every [[Christmas]] season for the next ten years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.colesmithey.com/articles/2017/09/operation-snowball-my-first-career-in-show-business.html&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://newspaperarchive.com/petersburg-progress-index-nov-28-1967-p-9/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''18 June 1968''' - Barbara marries Jerry Harmon in Washington DC.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 December 1969''' - Birth of [[Jay Z]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===1970s===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:BobAndColeMeet.jpg|thumb|Chris-imitative fanart of Bob and Barbara meeting at Maddy's Pub in 1979]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If my mom had not found my dad, and HE was lonely and old too, HE would not have lived TWO WEEKS from that faithful day in Maddy's Pub.|[[April 2012 Facebook posts|Chris in 2012]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chandler_family_reunion_1975.png|thumb|Chandler Family Reunion in 1970s&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the '''1970s''', Bob (aged 42-52) moved to Richmond, divorced his wife Patricia, and lost his father Robert (also Chris' last grandparent to die). Near the end of the decade, he met his future wife Barbara (who was aged 28-38 in this decade) at Matt's British Pub.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
====Events of the 1970s====&lt;br /&gt;
*'''c. 1971-1974''' - Barbara [[Saturday Night Special|nearly kills]] [[Cole]] while trying to frighten off a burglar.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] is chartered.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1975''' - Bob moves to [[Richmond]].&lt;br /&gt;
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a &amp;quot;Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus&amp;quot; is published.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''28 June 1976''' - Bob and Patricia are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:File:ClydesDriverlicense.jpg]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''November-December 1976 (approx.)''' - Operation Snowball goes on tour for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob volunteers as sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in the Shockoe Slip neighborhood of Richmond.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''10 November 1977''' - [[Wes Iseli]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''25 August 1978''' - Barbara and Jerry are legally separated.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1978-1979''' - [[Thorg]] is born&lt;br /&gt;
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet at &amp;quot;Maddy's Pub&amp;quot; (probably Chris's mangling of Matt's British Pub).&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Fear of the future]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Barbara hears Bob sing and is smitten by him.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chronology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chandler Family Reunion in 1975&lt;br /&gt;
known members&lt;br /&gt;
Left to right, (first row) are Robert Sr, Dorothy, Beverly, Bob, Larry, Jimmy, Frances, (second row) Ray, Jane, Joan,&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chandler Family Reunion in 1975&lt;br /&gt;
Known members&lt;br /&gt;
Left to right&lt;br /&gt;
(first row) are Robert Sr, Dorothy, Beverly, Bob, Larry, Jimmy, Frances&lt;br /&gt;
(second row) Ray, Jane, Joan,&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;Chris's ideas about his ancestry and lineage unsurprisingly differ greatly from what is known to be true.&lt;br /&gt;
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==What Chris Actually Believes==&lt;br /&gt;
This '''Chandler Family Tree''' includes pets and people [[Chris]] ''imagines'' to be related to him:&lt;br /&gt;
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       [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Ancient leader]]                 [[Anne Boleyn]],&lt;br /&gt;
           [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|of the]]                   [[Anne Boleyn|Queen of England]]──────Mary Boleyn&lt;br /&gt;
        [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee Clan]]                      │&lt;br /&gt;
              │                           ???&lt;br /&gt;
              │                            │&lt;br /&gt;
              │                      {{w|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston,}}&lt;br /&gt;
              │                   {{w|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|1st Earl of Portland}}&lt;br /&gt;
             ???                           │&lt;br /&gt;
              │                           ???&lt;br /&gt;
              │                            │&lt;br /&gt;
              │                    [[Daniel Weston]]&lt;br /&gt;
              │                            │&lt;br /&gt;
            Robert              Jean      ???&lt;br /&gt;
           Franklin-----------Hollomon     │&lt;br /&gt;
          Chandler Sr.   │    Chandler     ├────────────────────────────────────┬─────────┬─────────────────────┐&lt;br /&gt;
                         │                 │                                    │         │                     │&lt;br /&gt;
     Patricia          [[Bob Chandler|Robert]]           [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]          Jack    Ran        [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]]    Harriett     Tom      [[Minor_Family_Members#Uncle_Raymond|Raymond]]&lt;br /&gt;
     Chandler---------[[Bob Chandler|Franklin]]------------[[Barbara Chandler|Anne]]-----------Dale or Coleman     [[Aunt Corrina|Weston]]     Ashby-----Ashby      [[Minor_Family_Members#Uncle_Raymond|Weston]]&lt;br /&gt;
                │   [[Bob Chandler|Chandler Jr.]]   │    [[Barbara Chandler|Weston]]    │   Smithey    Yeatts                                         │&lt;br /&gt;
    ┌───────────┤            ┌─────┴─────┐        │                                                             │&lt;br /&gt;
    │           │            │           │        │                                                             │&lt;br /&gt;
  [[David Alan Chandler|David]]       [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|Carol]]     [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]]     [[Chandler Cats|cats]]     [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]                                                        [[Minor_Family_Members#Jonathan_Carey|Jonathan]]&lt;br /&gt;
  [[David Alan Chandler|Alan]]       [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|Suzanne]]       [[Christian Weston Chandler|Weston]]               [[Cole Smithey|Smithey]]                                                       [[Minor_Family_Members#Jonathan_Carey|Carey]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[David Alan Chandler|Chandler]]    [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|Chandler]]     [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
    │                        │&lt;br /&gt;
    │                  ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┬───────────┬───────────┐&lt;br /&gt;
    │                  │           │           │           │           │&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Savannah]]            [[Patti Chandler|Patti]]      [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]     [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]-----[[Rosechu]]     [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Savannah|Chandler]]           [[Patti Chandler|Chandler]]     [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Weston]]              │              [[Reginald Chandler|Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
                                [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Chandler]]             │&lt;br /&gt;
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                                             [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Cerah]]     [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Christine]]     [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Robbie]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Poké Family Tree==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG|thumb|Poké Family Tree]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:456-FamilyTreeAndCar.JPG|thumb|Poké Family Tree]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris naturally drew his family tree in the form of [[Pokémon]]. He gives pilgrim hats to those on the Weston side and feathered headdresses to those on the Chandler side, both in reference to the extremely [[Daniel Weston|dubious]] [[Cherokian Clan|tales]] of Chris's heritage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Below is a transcription with the format ''Name / Date of Birth / Description / Culture and Pokemon''.&lt;br /&gt;
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; Top row&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Cole Smithey]] / born 7.24.1969 / Likes to play drums. Movie reviewer for New York Newspaper / English Pilgrim Electabuzz&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Chris|Christian W. Chandler]] / born 2.24.82 / Likes [[Pokemon]], [[Sonic]], and [Mario?]. 12th Grade student at [[Manchester High]] / Pikachu with Both Pilgrim and [[Cherokian Clan|Native American]] garb.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|Carol Chandler]] / born 7.7.64 in [[wikipedia:Roanoke, Virginia|Roanoke]] / Math wiz at college. / Native American Wigglytuff&lt;br /&gt;
* [[David Alan Chandler|Allen Chandler]] [sic] / born 11.28.62 in Roanoke / ophthalmologist / Native American Alakazam&lt;br /&gt;
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; Row 2&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Harriett Ashby]] / born ?.?.? / Administrative Assistant. Married to Tom Ashby / English Pilgrim Clefable&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Barbara|Barbara W. Chandler]] / born ?.?.? / ??? / English Pilgrim [[Pokémon#Snorlax|Nidoqueen]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bob|Robert F. Chandler]] / born 2.9.1928 / Retired Engineer. Likes old music. / Native American Nidoking&lt;br /&gt;
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; Row 3&lt;br /&gt;
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* Carrie Edna Weston  / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Clefairy&lt;br /&gt;
* Joseph Otto Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Haunter&lt;br /&gt;
* Jean Holloman Chandler / ? / ? / Native American Vulpix&lt;br /&gt;
* Robert F. Chandler Sr. / ? / ? / Native American Farfetch’d&lt;br /&gt;
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; Row 4&lt;br /&gt;
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* Victoria Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Victreebell&lt;br /&gt;
* Robert Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Fearow&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Missingno&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Dugtrio&lt;br /&gt;
* Frances Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Jynx&lt;br /&gt;
* J Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Porygon&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Jigglypuff&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Sandslash&lt;br /&gt;
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; Row 5&lt;br /&gt;
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* ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Exeggutor&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Kadabra&lt;br /&gt;
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; Bottom row&lt;br /&gt;
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* ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Hitmonlee&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Nidorina&lt;br /&gt;
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Persian&lt;br /&gt;
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== Actual family tree ==&lt;br /&gt;
Basic ancestry of Chris is depicted in this tree.&lt;br /&gt;
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Imaginary people removed:&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Harvey Powers updated family tree.gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A full-sized family tree going back many generations [https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH can be viewed here]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.geni.com/people/Robert-Chandler-Jr/6000000004391419048 Bob's Ancestors]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Chandler-5468 Bob's Immediate Family]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.ellerfamilyassociation.com/getperson.php?personID=I141&amp;amp;tree=christian2 Chris's Maternal Grandmother]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.richmond.com/news/local/hanover/mechanicsville-local/obituaries/william-gryder/article_d1f3f188-3241-11e6-8986-bf6ec13073c1.html One of Chris's Maternal Uncles by Marriage]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Notable ancestors ==&lt;br /&gt;
This section lists Chris' ancestors in chronological order from most to least recent death. Ancestors who fought for the Confederate States of America are listed separately, in the &amp;quot;Dixiechu&amp;quot; section.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Robert Wynn ===&lt;br /&gt;
Barbara's maternal grandfather '''Robert Pettus Wynn''' (17 Nov 1882 - 20 Jan 1954) was allegedly a two-timing [[Alcohol|drunk]] and moonshiner who &amp;quot;failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children&amp;quot;.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/genealogy/roots/individual.html#118&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; In his death certificate, his profession is given as [[tobacco]] farmer.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/238604751/robert-pettis-wynn&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== John James Hollomon === &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:John James Hollomon.jpg|thumb|right|150px|John James Hollomon in 1910]]&lt;br /&gt;
Bob's maternal grandfather '''John James Hollomon''' (3 May 1868 - 16 Mar 1950) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/10638068/john-james-hollomon]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; was born in {{w|Meigs County, Tennessee}} but lived most of his later life in {{w|Wylie, Texas}}, a city and suburb in {{w|Collin County, Texas|Collin County}} and {{w|Dallas}} respectively. He was a well-known local pharmacist in the Collin county for over 50 years. He married twice in his life, first to Mary Francis Hollomon (née Teer 10th March 1872 - 3 Jul 1914), the daughter of a doctor specializing in osteopathic, whom he had 4 children including Jean Hollomon, Bob's mother. In 1915 he married Helen E. Hollomon (née Nelms 10 Apr 1893 - 29 Oct 1972) with whom he had 3 more children including Bob's half uncle Dr. John James &amp;quot;JJ&amp;quot; Hollomon Jr (1917-1992). Bob reminisces that Hollomon gave him a straight razor &amp;quot;by means of [Hollomon's] last will and testament,&amp;quot; and Bob instead broke it while using it as a screwdriver, which he later held onto this regret for decades well into his 60s because he believed Hollomon wanted him to have it as a personal item and value.&lt;br /&gt;
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Notable enough, his father was an Esquire John Richmond Hollomon (1831 - 1899), a lawyer and attorney in the Meigs County area.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/70362078/susanna-brady#:~:text=of%20her%20son%2C-,J.R.%20Hollomon%20Esq.,-of%20this%20county&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; More notable enough, his grandfather Pleasant Hollomon (1803 - 1865), served in the {{w|Tennessee House of Representatives}} in the Meigs and {{w|Rhea County, Tennessee|Rhea}} counties from 1849 to 1851. A democrat, he was a constable of the 5th Civil district of Meigs county in 1836-1839, was a deputy sheriff of Meigs in early 1840s and a deputy and tax collector in 1845.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/70361465/pleasant-hollomon&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rev. Sidney Smith Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
'''The Reverend Sidney Smith Chandler''' (1805 - September 1866) was a Baptist minister and clergyman in Alabama, he is Chris's great-great-great grandfather along his paternal line. Born in Georgia, his father died in 1816 when he was 11. he moved to Alabama in 1829 and became a Primitive Baptist Clergyman and Minster in Autauga County. He also was a slaveowner owning one female slave in the 1850 slave census&lt;br /&gt;
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He later married Mary Lucinda Walker and later fathered 12 children including Joseph and his brother Edmund, He died in September of 1866 just shortly after the end of the American Civil War. Two of his sons. James (1830-1862) and Edmund (1835-1865) would die fighting in the Civil War.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Francis Weston===&lt;br /&gt;
'''Francis Weston Sr.''' (Feb 1793 - 19 March 1838) was an English-born immigrant to the United States and a frontiersmen. He is Barbara's great-great-grandfather along her paternal line, making him Chris's maternal great-great-great-grandfather.&lt;br /&gt;
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Born in {{w|Derbyshire}}, he had immigrated to [[Ohio]] by 1820 and married at {{w|Wheeling, West Virginia}} a year later to Grace Moore, an English-born American, whose parents were also an immigrants from Derbyshire. They had six out of seven children survived, the second oldest being Mary Ann Weston in 1825 and the youngest Joseph Edward &amp;quot;John&amp;quot; Weston in July 1836,&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:S3HY-6Q23-PTF?i=2&amp;amp;cc=1401638&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AMXSB-9Q8 Joseph (listed as Edward Weston) with his three older siblings and mother Gracy in 1850 census)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://www.familysearch.org/ark:/61903/3:1:33S7-9BS6-DF?i=8&amp;amp;cc=1473181&amp;amp;personaUrl=%2Fark%3A%2F61903%2F1%3A1%3AMCPH-V55 Gracy Weston (Joseph's mother) in 1860 census with her son Francis]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; all in {{w|Augusta Township, Carroll County, Ohio|Augusta Township}}. Through Joseph, Francis's surname would be carried on to [[Barbara]], which, in turn, would serve as the basis for [[Chris|our hero]]'s middle name.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/118642485/francis-weston&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to newspapers, After immigrating to Augusta Township, Francis, a frontiersmen, built a homestead house of his and his family in a wilderness place with 2 other families surrounded by wild animals and forest. The homestead house was a shanty with puncheon floor and chimney made with sticks and clay. They mentioned about the one occasion Francis was chased by wolves in a forest when coming home from buying fresh meats. Francis would pass away at age 45 in March 1838, 2 years after his youngest son Joseph was born.&lt;br /&gt;
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In a later pseudo-historical account of events by Barbara and Chris, Francis is replaced by a certain [[Daniel Weston]]. Unlike the historical Francis Weston, ''Daniel'' Weston travelled to North America in 1620 (a whole 2 centuries earlier than Francis), and has the honor of being of a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]] (whose only daughter died childless).&lt;br /&gt;
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Francis' son, Francis Weston Jr, according to newspapers, was a &amp;quot;popular&amp;quot; and successful businessman and general merchant, owning iron and furnace company, and many other successful companies at Ohio, West Virginia and Missouri with a college education to his name. Through his daughter Jane, Francis Sr is the grandfather of {{w|Pierce County, Washington}}'s Superior Court judge &amp;amp; attorney William Oscar Chapman, who at the time of admitting to {{w|Ohio State Bar Association|Ohio bar}}, was in the same group of applicants with a later president of the United States {{w|William Howard Taft}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Captain Joseph Looney === &lt;br /&gt;
W.I.P&lt;br /&gt;
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=== John Chandler and Elizabeth Lupo ===&lt;br /&gt;
Although there is no evidence that his mother's ancestors were on board the ''Mayflower'', Chris's paternal ancestors were among the first settlers of his home state of Virginia. Chris's direct male ancestor '''John Chandler''' (c. 1600-1657), a native of London, was an early settler of {{w|Jamestown, Virginia|Jamestown}}, [[Virginia]], arriving in 1610 with a boat ''Hercules'', ten years before the ''Mayflower''.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-l/6000000008639070482&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; John married the widow '''Elizabeth Lupo''' (née '''Bassano'''), a member of the illustrious {{w|Jeronimo Bassano|Bassano family}} of [[music|musicians]] who had been recruited from Venice by {{w|King Henry VIII}} to serve in his court (some have claimed that the Bassanos were of [[Jewish]] origin, but the jury is out). The Chandler family migrated southwest over the generations, passing through North Carolina and Georgia before settling in Alabama, Bob's home state.&lt;br /&gt;
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John Chandler is the fifth great-grandfather of the Dixiechu Joseph Chandler, and the ninth great-grandfather of Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Edward, Thomas Palmer &amp;amp; Thomas Overbury===&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks to John Chandler's grandson's wife Elizabeth Palmer, Chris's 7th great-grandmother, some Christorians did research about her ancestors. Chris has three known ancestors, two of which are Chris descendent of, and other is distantly related.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Palmer-2791&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Palmer-533&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Palmer-229&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris is a descendant of his 10th great-grandfather '''{{w|Edward Palmer (d.1624)|Edward Palmer}}''' (c. 1555–1624) from {{w|Gloucestershire}}, England, a gentleman with antiquarian interests who was known for his [[Stamps|extensive collections]] such as Roman coins and is best remembered for purchasing the then unnamed {{w|Garrett Island}} in colony of Virginia (now Maryland) for his plan of establishing university at the island.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Palmer-544&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Edward had a son whom Chris is also descendant from. '''{{w|Thomas Palmer (burgess)|Thomas Palmer}}''' settled at Jamestown, Virginia on a boat ''Tyger'' with his wife Joan Jordan and 11 years old daughter Priscilla in November 1621. Shortly after their arrival at Jamestown, the Palmers were nearly killed by the [[Cherokian Clan|Powhatans]] during the {{w|Indian massacre of 1622}}, but survived by living in {{w|Jordan Point, Virginia#Jordan's Journey: Beggars Bush|Jordan's Journey}} shelter residence. Thomas was a captain in command of a company of militia from {{w|Eppes Island|Shirley Hundred Island}} and was a member of {{w|House of Burgesses}} at Jamestown on October 16, 1629.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Palmer-229&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Perhaps notably, Thomas was a first cousin of [[Chris_and_writing#Chris_as_a_poet_and_lyricist|poet]] and [[Chris_and_writing#Chris_as_an_essayist|essayist]] '''{{w|Thomas Overbury}}''' through his father's sister Mary Palmer and her husband {{w|Nicholas Overbury}}. Overbury was known for his poem, ''A Wife'', and a victim of murder by poisoning which led to a scandalous trial.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Overbury-10&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Sir James Croft === &lt;br /&gt;
Sir {{w|James Croft}} (1518- 4 September 1590) was English politician, who was Lord Deputy of Ireland, and MP for Herefordshire in the Parliament of England, He is Chris 12th great-grandfather on his parental side&lt;br /&gt;
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=== John Chaundeler ===&lt;br /&gt;
'''John Chandler''' (born '''John Chaundeler''', 1513-1571) is Chris' 13th great-grandfather. He was born in {{w|Wiltshire}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point in his life, John Chaundeler [[Christopher's name change|changed his surname to the similar]] &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot;, marking the origin of Chris' surname.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.geni.com/people/John-Chandler-III/6000000003187854765&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, the prototype of the Chandler surname, &amp;quot;Chaundeler&amp;quot;, dates back even further to Nicholas le Chaundeler (1240 - 1272) of {{w|Normandy}}, France, Chris' 22nd great-grandfather. Nicholas le Chaundeler's father, Gilbert de L'Aigle, did not bear a similar surname.&lt;br /&gt;
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Together with Joanne (Jane) Chandler (néé unknown), John had 5 children from 1538 to 1546: First Edmund, then Nicholas, then John Jr., then Robert, and finally Henry. John's second child Nicholas (1540 - 1604) would become the great-grandfather of the aforementioned John Chandler (b. 1600), who would carry the &amp;quot;Chandler&amp;quot; surname to North America for our hero to inherit.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Hugh and Isabel Bardolf ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris Anne Boleyn.png|thumb|How Chris is related to Anne Boleyn.]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Hugh Bardolf''' (c. 29 September 1259 - c. 20 September 1304) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Bardolf-9&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and '''Isabel Bardolf''' (born '''Isabel Aguillon'''; c. 25 March 1258 - c. 28 May 1323) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, Chris' 19th great-grandparents, were a medieval English couple who married in 1281. According to a Redditor's Wikitree research in 2022, they are Chris' most recent shared ancestors with [[Anne Boleyn]] (albeit on his father's side, not his mother's): they gave birth to Thomas (Boleyn's 6th great-grandfather) in 1282, Margery around 1283, William in 1284, and Nicola (Chris' 18th great-grandmother) around 1294. This means that, although Chris is not ''descended'' from Anne Boleyn, he is indeed a distant relative. This is hardly surprising, as all humans are relatives of each other of varying distance.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/tedhwz/barb_may_not_have_been_related_to_anne_boleyn_but/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-5&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition to being the source of Chris's distant connection with Anne Boleyn, Hugh Bardolf was the first nobleman of {{w|Baron Bardolf}}, a noble title in the {{w|Peerage of England}}. His wife Isabel was a member of the {{w|Aguillon family}} (of French origin), who were feudal landowners in England. Isabel's father, Sir Robert Aguillon (c. 1226 - 15 February 1286)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.wikitree.com/wiki/Aguillon-4&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, was a Sheriff of Surrey &amp;amp; Sussex County and a keeper of two castles in both counties.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hugh Bardolf's descendants unite with those of John Chandler (b. 1600) in 1700, when Robert Chandler (John's grandson, 1659 - c. 1720) and his wife Elizabeth Palmer (Hugh's 10th great-granddaughter, b. 1664) give birth to Joseph Chandler (11 Aug 1700 - 11 Oct 1764), Chris' 6th great-grandparent, in {{w|New Kent, Virginia}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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A stark contrast can be observed in the fact that Hugh's first child is the ancestor of prestigious nobility (namely an Anne Boleyn and actual queen of England, Elizabeth I), while Hugh's fourth and last child is the ancestor of our infamous protagonist.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Dixiechus ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;'''Dixiechus'''&amp;quot; is a nickname used by Christorians to describe ancestors of Chris who fought for the {{w|Confederate States of America}} during the {{w|American Civil War}}. It is a portmanteau of ''{{w|Dixie}}'' and ''[[Sonichu]]''. The first Dixiechu to be identified was Joseph Chandler, discovered by Kiwifarms user Meat Pickle on 20 December 2021. The term &amp;quot;Dixiechu&amp;quot; was proposed on the [[Official CWCki Server]] on 24 April 2024, by which point four Dixiechus had been identified.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the [[Jail Saga]], Chris was asked if he may have had ancestors who fought for the confederacy, at a time when Joseph Chandler (on his father's side) was the only known Dixiechu. In [[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022]], he denied that his father's ancestors had fought for the Confederacy, but conceded that his mother's ancestors may have done so. In 2024, Christorians discovered William Drury Thompson - a Dixiechu on the maternal side of Chris' ancestry - partially vindicating Chris' statement.&lt;br /&gt;
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In chronological order from most to least recent death, the Dixiechus include:&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Joseph Chandler ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Joseph chandler.png|thumb|right|150px|Joseph Chandler in 1911]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Joseph Chandler''' (14 April 1832 - January 1925) of {{w|Autauga County, Alabama}} is Chris's great-great-grandfather. Joseph Chandler along his paternal line enlisted in the Confederate Army as a private in May 1862. Serving in the unit {{w|38th Alabama Infantry Regiment}} at {{w|Fort Gaines, Alabama|Fort Gaines}}, he fought in the {{w|Battle of Mobile Bay}} before being paroled in April 1865 after the conclusion of the war and was later discharged in August of that year due to broken shoulder.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-1487#post-10736839 A Kiwi Farms post with a record of Joseph Chandler]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nps.gov/civilwar/search-soldiers-detail.htm?soldierId=0AA5818C-DC7A-DF11-BF36-B8AC6F5D926A&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Joseph's professions after the war were farmer, shoe maker and largely a herb doctor.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://alagenealogy.com/Patriarchs/Chandler,%20Sidney%20Smith.htm#JOSEPH%20H.2%20CHANDLER&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Joseph also had a younger brother Edmund (1835 - 1865, Chris's great-great-granduncle), who also fought for the Confederacy at [https://www.familysearch.org/en/wiki/Camp_of_Instruction,_Talladega,_Alabama#:~:text=Talladega%20was%20one%20of%20two,would%20be%20obliged%20to%20enroll.| Camp of Instruction, Talladega, Alabama], died as a result during the war in 1865.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.nps.gov/civilwar/search-soldiers-detail.htm?soldierId=C3A5818C-DC7A-DF11-BF36-B8AC6F5D926A&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Joseph's two younger sons John (1876 - 1932) and Rufus (1880 - 1932), both passed away on March 21, 1932 in {{w|Chilton County, Alabama|Chilton County area}}, presumably from the {{w|1932 Deep South tornado outbreak}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/106731994/john-tyler_morgan-chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/26986157/rufus-sidney-chandler&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Caleb Nelson Headley ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:CalebHeadley.png|thumb|right|150px|Caleb Headley]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Caleb Nelson Headley''' (1847-1921)&lt;br /&gt;
[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/75837037/caleb_nelson-headley]&lt;br /&gt;
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=== William Teer ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Willam Teer.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Image of William Teer. (Very likely to be authentic) &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;This image was uploaded to findagrave in 2016; William Teer was not known to Christorians to be Chris' ancestor in 2016. Family trees from both 2017[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chris%27s_family_tree_up_to_his_great_great_grandparents.png] and 2019[https://imgur.com/gallery/0BgQLyH] omit the ancestry of Bob's maternal grandmother. Furthermore, his biography on rootsweb uses a similar image.[https://freepages.rootsweb.com/~dougmay/genealogy/Wmteer.htm]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;]]&lt;br /&gt;
Bob's matrilineal great-grandfather, '''Dr. William Teer''' (March 29, 1837 - October 19, 1919), was born in {{w|Neshoba County, Mississippi}}, and grew up in {{w|Angelina County, Texas}} since he was 10 years old with his seven siblings. The family later relocated to {{w|Hopkins County, Texas|Hopkins County}} outside {{w|Cumby, Texas|Cumby}} in 1860, where he worked as a farmer before enlisting in the army for the Civil War.&lt;br /&gt;
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In October 1861, aged 24, William and his two brothers James (1830 - 1863) and Wiley (1839 - 1862), enlisted in the Confederate Army in San Antonio. Serving in the 4th Texas Cavalry Regiment, William participated in the {{w|New Mexico campaign}} under {{w|Henry Hopkins Sibley|General Sibley}}. Both of his brothers died during the war; James died at a Union prison camp in Williamsburg, Virginia, in 1863. William and Wiley fought in the battles of {{w|Battle of Valverde|Valverde}} and later to {{w|Battle of Glorietta Pass|Glorietta Pass}}, where in April 1862, Wiley was reportedly &amp;quot;lost or killed&amp;quot; and William suffered serious injuries, including a shattered right arm, a damaged spleen, and later contracting hepatitis (It might be worth reflecting how close Teer was to dying at this point - a slightly different outcome could have prevented all of Christory a century before it began). After the capture of Texas Army's supply wagons by the US Army, they retreated, leaving William and other recovering soldiers at the {{w|Santa Fe, New Mexico|Santa Fe}} hospital before shortly being captured. He was later paroled in May 1862, returning to San Antonio. Due to his injuries and disability, he was honorably discharged from his unit by General {{w|Thomas Green (general)|Thomas Green}} in September 1863 and returned to his home in Cumby, working as a farmer despite his shattered right arm.&lt;br /&gt;
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William was married four times throughout his life. In December 1862, he married Mary Frances Carraway of Alabama, who passed away in 1867. He then remarried Louisa Frances Spears of Tennesse, in 1868, but that marriage also ended early. In January 1871, he married Nancy Jane Coburn of {{w|Ashley County, Arkansas}}. From this marriage, he had seven children, including Mary Francis Teer, Bob's maternal grandmother and the wife of John James Hollomon. After Nancy's death in 1894, William remarried to Bettie King of {{w|Mount Pleasant, Texas|Mount Pleasant}} in March 1907 at age 70, and this marriage lasted until his death in 1919.&lt;br /&gt;
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In November 1903, inspired by the nerve damage in his shattered right arm, William established himself as an {{w|osteopath}} doctor in {{w|Tyler, Texas}}, specializing in &amp;quot;Exophthalmic Goitre, Biliary Calculi (Gall Stones) Paralysis, and all Nervous Diseases.&amp;quot; He became the president of the State Association of Drugless Doctors of Texas and advocated massaging and other holistic approaches to wellness. As a doctor in Tyler, he was described as a highly respected figure, endorsed by many prominent members of the city's society. After retiring, he resided at the Texas Confederate Home in Austin before moving back to Cumby in 1918, where he later passed away in October 1919 at his youngest daughter's {{w|Miller Grove, Texas|Miller Grove}} home caused by a second paralyzing stroke.&lt;br /&gt;
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William was mentioned in a book titled &amp;quot;[https://archive.org/details/texanswhoworegra00john| Texans who Wore the Gray (1907)]&amp;quot;, written by a Confederate officer, journalist, and author Sidney Smith Johnson (1840-1910). Johnson described William as &amp;quot;a brave Confederate soldier, a man of fine education, and a Christian gentleman.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== William Drury Thompson ===&lt;br /&gt;
'''William Drury Thompson''' (1814 - 17 May 1862) was a civil war enlistee from North Carolina, although it's unknown which side of the military force, (although there's a record suggesting he's a Confederate enlistee for North Carolina's Infantry 12th Regiment), died during his basic training in Richmond, Virginia due to illnesses, 2 months after enlisting.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/262604729/william-drury-thompson&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He is Chris' great-great-great-grandfather. More specifically, he is the paternal grandfather of the maternal grandmother of Barbara.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ancestry.com content==&lt;br /&gt;
In [[January 2017]], a distant relative of Chris posted images to Kiwi Farms, on various documents relating to the Chandler family, acquired from Ancestry.com&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interesting-info-about-chriss-family-particularly-their-parents.27521/&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Bob is apparently an only child, however Barbara has five deceased siblings and several more living ones.}} &lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Most of Chris's ancestors were [[RandomSong1|farmers]], doing tasks that Chris would find back breaking.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Chris, from what I gathered, is not 1/16 Cherokian. He is however 1/16 British and 1/8 French Canadian.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|His great great grandparent's from Northern Ireland.}}&lt;br /&gt;
The &amp;quot;Northern Irish&amp;quot; ancestor was Chris's great-great-grandmother Mary Weston (née McClintic, 31 Oct 1834 - 25 Dec 1910). Mary was born in the town of {{w|Omagh}} (whose name means &amp;quot;the [[Virgin with Rage|virgin]] plain&amp;quot; in Gaelic) in County [[niggos|Tyrone]], in what is today {{w|Northern Ireland}}. She came to the United States between 1840 and 1850, likely as a result of the {{w|Irish Potato Famine}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/22502739/joseph-mcclintock&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; She settled in Augusta, Ohio, where she married Joseph &amp;quot;John&amp;quot; Edward Weston, Chris's great-great-grandfather, in 1858, who was also from Augusta. Both later settled in {{w|Clarksville, Virginia}}.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/24279732/mary-weston&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The &amp;quot;French Canadian&amp;quot; ancestor was Chris's great-grandmother Sarah Jane Weston (née Hamilton, Apr 1867 - 25 Jan 1938), who was born in [[wikipedia:Huntingdon, Quebec|Huntingdon]], {{w|Quebec}} and came to Virginia with her family during the 1870s, settling near Red Oak.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35318370/sarah-jane-weston&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.ancestry.com/discoveryui-content/view/6823228286:62476&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Although the majority of Quebeckers speak French, her surname and the fact that she was born in a predominantly English-speaking part of Quebec suggest that she belonged to the province's English-speaking minority. Moreover, her paternal and maternal grandparents were all born in [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scotland]], making her of entirely Scottish descent.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/249266361/jane-hamilton&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/249027191/daniel-hamilton&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Sarah is Chris's most recent immigrant ancestor.&lt;br /&gt;
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File:RobertPettusWynnWW1Draft.jpg|Robert Wynn WW1 military draftee (1918).&lt;br /&gt;
File:JosephWW1.png|Joe Weston WW1 military draftee (1918).&lt;br /&gt;
File:RobertChandlerSrDraft.png|Bob's father's WW2 military draftee (1940).&lt;br /&gt;
File:RobertSr1940DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Bob's father's military card on a physical detail (1940).&lt;br /&gt;
File:RobertPettusWynnOldManWW2DraftCard.jpg|Robert Wynn WW2 military draft card (1942).&lt;br /&gt;
File:RobertWynn1942DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Robert Wynn military card on a physical detail (1942).&lt;br /&gt;
File:JoeOttoWestonOldMan1942WW2DraftCard.jpg|Joe Weston WW2 military draft card (1942).&lt;br /&gt;
File:JoeWeston1942DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png|Joe Weston military card on a physical detail (1942).&lt;br /&gt;
File:WW2BobChandler(badquality).jpg|Bob's military card draftee (1946) (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob1946WW2DraftCardPhysicalDetail.png| Bob's WW2 military card on a physical detail (1946) (written in 1945).&lt;br /&gt;
File:JohnJamesHollomonObituary1950.jpeg|John James Hollomon's newspaper obituary (1950).&lt;br /&gt;
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.jpeg|1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.jpeg|1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Robert Chandler Sr.png| Bob's father with his four youngest kids (1969)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chandler family reunion 1975.png | Chandler Family Reunion (1975)&lt;br /&gt;
File:Robert f obit.jpeg| Bob's father obituary (1977)&lt;br /&gt;
File:JerryAndBarbDivorce.png|1980 1 7 - Barbara, Jerry divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census.&lt;br /&gt;
Bob1950Census.jpg|Bob in Jacksonville State University dormitory room - 1950s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Barbarafamilycensus1950.png|Barbara and her parents and siblings - 1950s census.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Cole Smithey's family tree.png|Cole Smithey's family tree.&lt;br /&gt;
File:David Alan Chandler and Kimberly Fay Howard's marriage certificate.png|David Alan Chandler and Kimberly Fay Howard's marriage certificate.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Savannah Chandler's family tree.png|Savannah Chandler's family tree.&lt;br /&gt;
File:2023ChrisDNATest.png|Chris's ancestry, showing him to be 100% pure cracker. [[Transgender|Also note the got-dang Y chromosome.]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== See also ==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Imaginary family]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minor Family Members]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Fantasies}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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