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Address to and for the Brony Analysts and Artists

2019-02-11T19:30:17Z

Cjmaca: /* Transcript */

{{Incomplete}}
'''Address to and for the Brony Analysts and Artists''' was uploaded on 8 [[February 2019]] and was the first video since his second privatization of his [[Twitter]] account. [[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!|Like the previous video]], Chris throws a tantrum begging the [[TF2 Analysis]] teams to unblock him and shifts the blame on the trolls. After receiving nothing but mockery from the trolls and other observers, the video was quickly deleted, along with the previous video.
==Video==
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===Description===
Please, consider NOT Closing Me Out; we can help each other in support and kindness. I am sincere, direct and honest about that, y’all.

===Transcript===

[Stress sigh] Hello, everybody, Christine Chandler comin’ to you live from home once again, and [waves at camera] this just can’t wait, this gotta be shared while it’s fresh in my mind, but [sighs] . . . I actually--there’s actually a lot in common, uh, between I and those amongst the Brony Analysts, [adjusts medallion] and . . . I just feel like I need to get this off my, get this off of my mind, ‘cause I, shoot, have been trolled, I have been cyberbullied since [holding up fingers for each number] 2007! All right? [Stress sigh] And, y’all didn’t come onto the innernet until, like, a few years later. I know, there’s a wikia, called Secret Rift wikia, uh, some of y’all--I mean, look it up, just right dere. But aside from that, I know, I got a basic glimpse of [taps the side of his head] each of you from . . . I’ve seen–in amongst your videos and your Twitter and whatever . . . [stress sighs, wags finger at camera] uh, well, like for one obvious example, gonna use your OCs to [waves at camera again] name--to pretty much name errybody, yeah, Lightning Bliss’s creator, you know, Lightning Bliss, yeah, so Blissy, yeah, listen. [Voice cracks slightly] You think you’ve got the problems with handling the harshness, [he mimes being stabbed as he speaks] dose comments going in and in and in and in and in at you like a knife stabbin’ at you, just banging banging [throws himself back against the wall while pounding on his chest and making spitting noises] ‘n you’re the one that--[grunts violently while performing a double Claw of Fail and displaying a comically angry expression] I’ve been there! I’ve been there! [While pulling on his hair] I’ve reacted just as badly, if not worse, so much catharsisisss, it’s all bent up at me and everything.

Mm, speaking of that, uh, [stress sigh] den, just, the–the Fiery Joker [?], nyeah, he’s got followers that go out all Pikmin-style and just attack anybody that he [voice cracks] talks about. Well, all the haters and harassers, all those damn frickin’ bugbears that I have, well, they’re doing the same thing as they did for you, Fiery Joker. They did. And I’ve been there, and they’ve done that . . . [throws his arms out in exasperation] everywhere! [He trills like a sick elephant, then resumes speaking in a whiny tone] Dey jus’ wanna attack me everywhere. [Starts pulling on his hair again] And I know a lot of y’all can relate to this, well--the . . . my brain is trying to fry up on me because I’m on no sleep right now, but anyway [long stress sigh] Even Mad Munchkin, I mean, the hate hate hate, and how he stands so much of it, like a . . . Stonewall Jackson, Rock of Gibraltar, what have you. And then you can only take so much [mimes stabbing himself again] from the haters ‘n harassers, ‘n everything, da . . . [he seems to lose his train of thought for a moment] just [unintelligible], ‘n it tears you up, it tears your creativity, it tears your inspiration, [his voice goes shrill and he starts slapping himself on the forehead] it tore my inspiration too many times to count, and it threw me into years of depression! [Stress sighs/trills, then sighs again and facepalms]

This . . . [stress sigh], y’all know who you are . . . I mean, even, uh, Jasper Pie, you break the fourth wall, and it’s--I break the fourth wall, and we’re funny, we’re tomico {comical?} we take things with a laugh sometimes, we can–we can’t stand being annoyed [holds his hand up to his ear like a phone, begins imitating a troll in a snotty high-pitched voice] Oh, look, a pizza [unintelligible, drops voice to a grunting bass] delivering pizza to a false address and nobody’s gonna pay for it, well you know what, just send the pizzas my way! [Deteriorates into incoherent growling, then sighs and clutches his hair] And I’ve got my problems with life at home as well, with . . . [elephant trill] oh, being pinned on the floor in da fourth grade, ‘n losing--leaving my friends behind at graduat--school graduation, having a very terrible time in college here ‘n there, and being banned from places, being liked by some, hated by a bunch, and den just wondering what–how many is really shining bright. [While gesticulating wildly] Are they light of good, or are they darkness of hate? And it just grinds me uuup! [Grunts and whines in a shrill tone] And you all--we could actually be supporting each other! We could--and you know, just supporting each other in kindness, I mean, like, you know, I’ve been there--you should lis--like, I’ve heard your story, now here’s my story. I’ve been there, and I’ve been there on the innernet even longer than Silver Quill! And he’s older than I am, by a few years still!

[Pulls at his hair again and stress sighs] And y’all wanna block me, because of my reputation? Well, think about this a moment: [voice cracks] I’ve been where each of you have in combination. One’s been dealt hatred and can’t--just wants to etsplode everything, and react. I’ve–that’s one aspect. Pikmin-like followers that wanna target everybody else that they talk about, pfft, that’s anurr’ one, mm, prank calls and being deceived, blackmailed ‘n everything. [Sighs, then points at camera and assumes a lecturing tone] This is a hard look in the mirror, just listening to me right now, talking about the problems that . . . [goes shrill again] we actually have in common with each other, dat we could actually be friends over, [hits his hand on a paint can while gesturing] we could actually be supportive to each other, like a support group or something! [Pulls at his hair and tosses his head back, sighing] I mean, shoe were on the other foot, [points at camera with fore and middle fingers and thumb extended] I banned y’all, each of y’all, for . . . your repu--for your . . . very bad infamy! And den y’all want--den y’all just want to try and make it up for me because [covers his eyes with one hand and waves his other hand at the camera] I don’t wanna be caught up in all y’all’s shenanigans ‘n everything, because I don’t want to get caught up in your past behaviors that just put a worse stain on your face [uncovers face and waves hand at the camera again] that any of y’all–any of those haters ‘n harassers ‘n bugbears will ever throw upon you in the worst ways, and [points at himself for emphasis] I have been there! [In a comical growl] I have been there! [In a shrill howl] I have been there!

[Continuing in a shrill whine] And I just wanna be supportive and kind to each and every one of you! I want to help each of you with my histories, my sharings, ‘n we could help each other! Doesn’t that make sense?! [Stress sighs and clutches his hair again] Okay, well, look, I’m not asking y’all to unblock me on Twitter, but at least listen to what I am telling you, right now! [In a petulant tone, while flinging his fists around like a child throwing a tantrum] I have learned from my past mistakes ‘n everything, n’ I–aside from the recent catharsism that I did after--eeh, after Mad Munchkin blocked me . . . that was the last straw on my back right there. [Flips his hair and throws his head back, as if striking a pose] Why can’t we all just . . . get along on the fact that we’re similar? Because y’all have your share of bad reputations, and I’ve got . . . all y’all’s bad reputations bulked up into me. All right? [His voice becomes increasingly shrill as he continues] You’ve been there, I’ve been there, you’ve been there, I’ve been there, you’ve been there, I’ve been there again! [Elephant trill] C’mon, just . . . [heavy stress sigh] And I’ve gotten stronger over the years of having to cope with all that ‘n ignoring all that star--crap. And even I break. I’m just as fragile as each of y’all. So, just saying . . . at least take into consideration, ‘cause I really do want to be able . . . [touches fingers to temples] to . . . be like supportive and kind to each and every one of you, ‘cause you’ll find out on the innernet even though it’s not widely spreeead, I have learned from my past mistakes, and TooManyGames and what happened there. ‘N I actually behaved at the recent Bronycon, very much! [Stares blankly around the room for a few seconds with a mournful expression before refocusing on the camera] Okay? Just . . . I’m so disorganized in response to that, but I think y’all get my point. We’re all in the same yacht [pronounces the silent ‘ch’, so that it sounds like ‘yawkt’] size boat, of the fact that we got s--all this, all these trolling hater harassing problems ‘n things. [Slaps his forehead a few times and performs a Claw of Fail, then sighs. Background music is clearly audible.] Well, if it means anything at least, after y’all listened to all--listened to me go on from my heart [thumps chest for emphasis], my soul, my being ‘n everything, just, simply, thank you all for listening. [Turns off camera]

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Address to and for the Brony Analysts and Artists

2019-02-11T19:29:13Z

Cjmaca: /* Transcript */

{{Incomplete}}
'''Address to and for the Brony Analysts and Artists''' was uploaded on 8 [[February 2019]] and was the first video since his second privatization of his [[Twitter]] account. [[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!|Like the previous video]], Chris throws a tantrum begging the [[TF2 Analysis]] teams to unblock him and shifts the blame on the trolls. After receiving nothing but mockery from the trolls and other observers, the video was quickly deleted, along with the previous video.
==Video==
{{tardrage}}
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===Description===
Please, consider NOT Closing Me Out; we can help each other in support and kindness. I am sincere, direct and honest about that, y’all.

===Transcript===
{{transcript}}

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2019]]
[Stress sigh] Hello, everybody, Christine Chandler comin’ to you live from home once again, and [waves at camera] this just can’t wait, this gotta be shared while it’s fresh in my mind, but [sighs] . . . I actually--there’s actually a lot in common, uh, between I and those amongst the Brony Analysts, [adjusts medallion] and . . . I just feel like I need to get this off my, get this off of my mind, ‘cause I, shoot, have been trolled, I have been cyberbullied since [holding up fingers for each number] 2007! All right? [Stress sigh] And, y’all didn’t come onto the innernet until, like, a few years later. I know, there’s a wikia, called Secret Rift wikia, uh, some of y’all--I mean, look it up, just right dere. But aside from that, I know, I got a basic glimpse of [taps the side of his head] each of you from . . . I’ve seen–in amongst your videos and your Twitter and whatever . . . [stress sighs, wags finger at camera] uh, well, like for one obvious example, gonna use your OCs to [waves at camera again] name--to pretty much name errybody, yeah, Lightning Bliss’s creator, you know, Lightning Bliss, yeah, so Blissy, yeah, listen. [Voice cracks slightly] You think you’ve got the problems with handling the harshness, [he mimes being stabbed as he speaks] dose comments going in and in and in and in and in at you like a knife stabbin’ at you, just banging banging [throws himself back against the wall while pounding on his chest and making spitting noises] ‘n you’re the one that--[grunts violently while performing a double Claw of Fail and displaying a comically angry expression] I’ve been there! I’ve been there! [While pulling on his hair] I’ve reacted just as badly, if not worse, so much catharsisisss, it’s all bent up at me and everything.

Mm, speaking of that, uh, [stress sigh] den, just, the–the Fiery Joker [?], nyeah, he’s got followers that go out all Pikmin-style and just attack anybody that he [voice cracks] talks about. Well, all the haters and harassers, all those damn frickin’ bugbears that I have, well, they’re doing the same thing as they did for you, Fiery Joker. They did. And I’ve been there, and they’ve done that . . . [throws his arms out in exasperation] everywhere! [He trills like a sick elephant, then resumes speaking in a whiny tone] Dey jus’ wanna attack me everywhere. [Starts pulling on his hair again] And I know a lot of y’all can relate to this, well--the . . . my brain is trying to fry up on me because I’m on no sleep right now, but anyway [long stress sigh] Even Mad Munchkin, I mean, the hate hate hate, and how he stands so much of it, like a . . . Stonewall Jackson, Rock of Gibraltar, what have you. And then you can only take so much [mimes stabbing himself again] from the haters ‘n harassers, ‘n everything, da . . . [he seems to lose his train of thought for a moment] just [unintelligible], ‘n it tears you up, it tears your creativity, it tears your inspiration, [his voice goes shrill and he starts slapping himself on the forehead] it tore my inspiration too many times to count, and it threw me into years of depression! [Stress sighs/trills, then sighs again and facepalms]

This . . . [stress sigh], y’all know who you are . . . I mean, even, uh, Jasper Pie, you break the fourth wall, and it’s--I break the fourth wall, and we’re funny, we’re tomico {comical?} we take things with a laugh sometimes, we can–we can’t stand being annoyed [holds his hand up to his ear like a phone, begins imitating a troll in a snotty high-pitched voice] Oh, look, a pizza [unintelligible, drops voice to a grunting bass] delivering pizza to a false address and nobody’s gonna pay for it, well you know what, just send the pizzas my way! [Deteriorates into incoherent growling, then sighs and clutches his hair] And I’ve got my problems with life at home as well, with . . . [elephant trill] oh, being pinned on the floor in da fourth grade, ‘n losing--leaving my friends behind at graduat--school graduation, having a very terrible time in college here ‘n there, and being banned from places, being liked by some, hated by a bunch, and den just wondering what–how many is really shining bright. [While gesticulating wildly] Are they light of good, or are they darkness of hate? And it just grinds me uuup! [Grunts and whines in a shrill tone] And you all--we could actually be supporting each other! We could--and you know, just supporting each other in kindness, I mean, like, you know, I’ve been there--you should lis--like, I’ve heard your story, now here’s my story. I’ve been there, and I’ve been there on the innernet even longer than Silver Quill! And he’s older than I am, by a few years still!

[Pulls at his hair again and stress sighs] And y’all wanna block me, because of my reputation? Well, think about this a moment: [voice cracks] I’ve been where each of you have in combination. One’s been dealt hatred and can’t--just wants to etsplode everything, and react. I’ve–that’s one aspect. Pikmin-like followers that wanna target everybody else that they talk about, pfft, that’s anurr’ one, mm, prank calls and being deceived, blackmailed ‘n everything. [Sighs, then points at camera and assumes a lecturing tone] This is a hard look in the mirror, just listening to me right now, talking about the problems that . . . [goes shrill again] we actually have in common with each other, dat we could actually be friends over, [hits his hand on a paint can while gesturing] we could actually be supportive to each other, like a support group or something! [Pulls at his hair and tosses his head back, sighing] I mean, shoe were on the other foot, [points at camera with fore and middle fingers and thumb extended] I banned y’all, each of y’all, for . . . your repu--for your . . . very bad infamy! And den y’all want--den y’all just want to try and make it up for me because [covers his eyes with one hand and waves his other hand at the camera] I don’t wanna be caught up in all y’all’s shenanigans ‘n everything, because I don’t want to get caught up in your past behaviors that just put a worse stain on your face [uncovers face and waves hand at the camera again] that any of y’all–any of those haters ‘n harassers ‘n bugbears will ever throw upon you in the worst ways, and [points at himself for emphasis] I have been there! [In a comical growl] I have been there! [In a shrill howl] I have been there!

[Continuing in a shrill whine] And I just wanna be supportive and kind to each and every one of you! I want to help each of you with my histories, my sharings, ‘n we could help each other! Doesn’t that make sense?! [Stress sighs and clutches his hair again] Okay, well, look, I’m not asking y’all to unblock me on Twitter, but at least listen to what I am telling you, right now! [In a petulant tone, while flinging his fists around like a child throwing a tantrum] I have learned from my past mistakes ‘n everything, n’ I–aside from the recent catharsism that I did after--eeh, after Mad Munchkin blocked me . . . that was the last straw on my back right there. [Flips his hair and throws his head back, as if striking a pose] Why can’t we all just . . . get along on the fact that we’re similar? Because y’all have your share of bad reputations, and I’ve got . . . all y’all’s bad reputations bulked up into me. All right? [His voice becomes increasingly shrill as he continues] You’ve been there, I’ve been there, you’ve been there, I’ve been there, you’ve been there, I’ve been there again! [Elephant trill] C’mon, just . . . [heavy stress sigh] And I’ve gotten stronger over the years of having to cope with all that ‘n ignoring all that star--crap. And even I break. I’m just as fragile as each of y’all. So, just saying . . . at least take into consideration, ‘cause I really do want to be able . . . [touches fingers to temples] to . . . be like supportive and kind to each and every one of you, ‘cause you’ll find out on the innernet even though it’s not widely spreeead, I have learned from my past mistakes, and TooManyGames and what happened there. ‘N I actually behaved at the recent Bronycon, very much! [Stares blankly around the room for a few seconds with a mournful expression before refocusing on the camera] Okay? Just . . . I’m so disorganized in response to that, but I think y’all get my point. We’re all in the same yacht [pronounces the silent ‘ch’, so that it sounds like ‘yawkt’] size boat, of the fact that we got s--all this, all these trolling hater harassing problems ‘n things. [Slaps his forehead a few times and performs a Claw of Fail, then sighs. Background music is clearly audible.] Well, if it means anything at least, after y’all listened to all--listened to me go on from my heart [thumps chest for emphasis], my soul, my being ‘n everything, just, simply, thank you all for listening. [Turns off camera]

Walking to the post office

2018-08-05T13:44:20Z

Cjmaca: /* Transcript */

[[File:Chris's route.jpeg|thumb|350px|Chris actually getting some exercise.]] On 30 July 2018, Chris tweeted a series of videos of himself walking to his local post office.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1024067176251228160</ref> He requested his true and loyal fanbase to edit them together in a compliation to the song “I’m Walkin’” by Fats Domino. Using landmarks and street signs in Chris's videos, the exact walking route he took can reasonably be inferred. The entire trek was nearly three hours long as Chris walked 8 miles [12.9 km] to and from his destination.

According to his Fitbit, Chris accumulated 23,000 steps on this day. If true, it means he had walked just under 11 miles [17.7 km]<ref>https://www.convertunits.com/from/steps/to/miles</ref>in total—which is quite possibly the [[Chris and health|most exercise]] Chris has gotten in years.

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[[File:Junction of Spring Hill and Cedar Grove.jpeg|thumb|100px|Junction of Spring Hill and Cedar Grove.]]
[[File:Chris's Fitbit.png|thumb|100px|Chris's Fitbit displaying his step count.]]
</center>

==Walking to the post office==
Notably, Chris smugly scoffs at drivers for not being able to appreciate the overgrown roadside like he can by walking (as opposed to driving); referring to them as "spoiled children". Chris finds a run-over stray dog, referring to it as "Street Pizza". Chris also points out the garage where he dropped off Son-Chu.

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| stardate = 30 [[July 2018]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = BronyCon Shirt
| previous = [[Waiting for the tow truck]]
| next = [[Walking to the post office#Chris at the post office|Chris at the post office]]
}}

===Transcript===

0:00 - 0:16
'' I'm walkin'. Yes indeed I'm walkin'. By you and me, I'm walkin.
Na-na-na na na na na na, dada-bum bada-bum bada-bum bada-bum.
I'm walkin'. Yes indeed I'm walkin.' By you and me, I'm walkin.
Na-na-na na na na na na-sigh. ''

0:59
''Belch''

1:45
''Belch''

2:09
'' Still walkin'. ''

4:11 - 4:17
''Walkin', you get to enjoy the scenery more than just drivin' on by. Spoiled children''

5:59
'' Hey lil' doggy. (sad groan) ''
6:13
'' Hmm. Did that thing have a tag I wonder?''
6:20 - 6:25
'' Okay I'm just checkin' at the neck... Doesn't have a tag. ''
6:30 - 6:41
'' (sad groan)...Poor little animals just get turned in to StreetPizza. And that's where my car's been hangin' out thar.
While the radiator had a hole in it!

6:45 - 6;59
'' I'm singin' in the rain, jsut singin' in the rain. What a glorious feeling and I'm haaappy again. Yaaaay!!! ''

7:04 - 7:15
''It's raining, it's pouring, I'm enjoying it! In my face! In my faaaace! Yay!!''

==Chris at the post office==
Chris, though high-spirited, appears tired with heavy bags under his eyes, having finally arrived at the post office. He apparently mails out fan merchandise and picks up a package for himself.

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| stardate = 30 [[July 2018]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}, {{Marketing|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
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| previous = [[Walking to the post office#Walking to the post office|Walking to the post office]]
| next = [[Walking to the post office#Walking back|Walking back]]
}}

===Transcript===

“''Hey everybody guess what. I made it to the post office at the quarter at the four. Pm!''

''It started raining when I was about half way through, but I made it.

I'm wet, I'm alive, ima enjoyin' the hi-drayson.”
(Chris mispronounces hydration while adjusting his sonichu medallion, before awkwardly falling silent for a brief moment)

“''So, I'm shippin' a bunch of autographed photos out and I got a 'portan'(important) package ta pick up.''”(video ends)

'''Note:'''
At the time of this videos upload to twitter,
Chris was selling “self-designed Autograph Cards” on Ebay for the “low price” of $24.99 with autograph, or $9.99 for just the card with no autograph.

There was also a unique “CHASE VARIANT” of the card for $50:00 in which Chris references “the pickle” and something Chris calls “BadBear”, which sold earlier that same day.

It is likely this is what Chris was bringing to the post office.

==Walking back==
Two brief videos of Chris walking back home.

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|MTYVG33Xres}}
| stardate = 30 [[July 2018]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}, {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = BronyCon Shirt
| previous = [[Walking to the post office#Chris at the post office|Chris at the post office]]
| next = [[Walking to the post office#Chris is back home|Chris is back home]]
}}

===Transcript===

==Chris is back home==
Chris returns triumphantly home. Lauding his accomplishment of this mild athletic feat, he shows off his tattered shoes and reminiscences about BronyCon. He also reveals that he stopped at Taco Bell on his way back.

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| name = Chris Chan Home 07302018
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| subject = {{Power|text}}, {{Convention|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = BronyCon Shirt
| previous = [[Walking to the post office#Walking back|Walking back]]
| next = [[Shoe Colouring#Intro|Intro to Shoe Colouring]]
}}

===Transcript===

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{{Power videos}}

== Sources ==
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Walking to the post office

2018-08-02T23:41:24Z

Cjmaca: /* Transcript */

User:Cjmaca

2018-08-02T14:13:58Z

Cjmaca:

I wouldn't not call myself a Christorian, as i am simply not versed fully in what it requires of me to be on. I am how ever doing my best to learn, and I will be doing my best to contribute here as best I can, within the rules of conduct for a christorian.

I have just made my first additions to the Cwciki(August 2), and did my very best to format my additions correctly and place them in the right places.

I am passionate about christory but i plan to keep any additions completely objective.

When i've gotten more comfortable with using the sight I'll make my profile look a little better, it's years since i've done anything with any sort of wiki so i'm not familiarized with things yet.

One plan i have, which won't take place on the Cwciki itself, will be to undergo the work of a '''Chirs-Restorian'''.
I want to use my knowledge of sound engineering and visual mastering, to perhaps clear pieces of audio or video from christory in order to gain more clarity on what's being said in currently unintelligible audio.

I have recently purchased an autograph from Chris-chan(july30)
which i plan to open in a video which i will upload to youtube and link here for anyones interest.

User:Cjmaca

2018-08-02T07:11:19Z

Cjmaca: Created page with "I wouldn't not call myself a Christorian, as i am simply not versed fully in what it requires of me to be on. I am how ever doing my best to learn, and I will be doing my best..."

I wouldn't not call myself a Christorian, as i am simply not versed fully in what it requires of me to be on. I am how ever doing my best to learn, and I will be doing my best to contribute here as best I can, within the rules of conduct for a christorian.

I have just made my first additions to the Cwciki, and did my very best to format my additions correctly and place them in the right places.

I am passionate about christory but i plan to keep any additions completely objective.

When i've gotten more comfortable with using the sight I'll make my profile look a little better, it's years since i've done anything with any sort of wiki so i'm not familiarized with things yet.

One plan i have, which won't take place on the Cwciki itself, will be to undergo the work of a Chirs-Restorian.
I want to use my knowledge of sound engineering and visual mastering, to perhaps clear pieces of audio or video from christory in order to gain more clarity on what's being said in currently unintelligible audio.

2018 Sales Listings

2018-08-02T06:20:37Z

Cjmaca: /* July */

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This page lists the stuff Chris offered for sale in [[2018]]. In addition, he also sold Sonichu comics printed through [[Lulu]] via [[Patreon]].

{| class="wikitable"
|Month
|Sales (based on when item was listed)
|-
|January
|$850
|-
|February
|$390
|-
|March
|$625
|-
|April
|$2,265
|}

==January==
===Pokemon binders===
{{see also|C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth}}

====Chris Chan’s Very First Pokemon Card With Companion Autographed Nintendo Power====
*Listed: 31 [[January 2018]], as Buy It Now
*Price: $150, free shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I’m selling off my old Pokémon TCG Card Collection to help with my mother’s dental work. This is the Very First Pokemon Card I Ever got, a Base Set Charmeleon that came with my copy of Volume 118 Of [[Nintendo Power]] Magazine. What you see is what you get; see my [[YouTube]] video, “C-Log 01312018” for further details. This is Personally Certified and Verified; it will be shipped in a bubble envelope. The Magazine is personally autographed, and complete with the original address label from when I received it in February, [[1999]].

Thank You.

International Shipping is okay with this listing.}}

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====Collection Of Old Promo Pokemon Cards From Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $200, $3.50 Standard shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I am selling my old [[Pokémon]] Card Collection for my mother’s dental work. This is my Promo Card Binder, with various Promo Cards, and extra bonuses. See [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|my YouTube video, “C-Log 01312018”]] for further details; what you see is what you get. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

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====lot of 150+ old rare pokemon cards from Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $700, $5.15 Standard shipping
*Reduced to $500 on 3 February

*Sold: 3 February

{{quotebox|From me, personally, here is more than 150 of my old Pokémon TCG Cards and Bonus items. The Binder, Card pages and sleeves are included; what you see is what you get. All of them are Real; the collection goes up to Legendary Collection Expansion.

I am selling this to help with my mother’s needed dental work. See my video on YouTube “C-Log 01312018” for more details.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

==February==
===Binder of UFS cards===
*Listed: 3 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $300, $10 Standard shipping
*Sold: 7 February 2018 for $150, $10 Standard shipping

{{quotebox|

Hi, Again! I have more Cards to sell, this time of Universal Fighting Series ([[Soulcalibur]], [[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter]], Tekken and [[Wikipedia:Darkstalkers|Darkstalkers]]); more funds for [[Barb|my mother]]’s dental work and other related expenses. This binder has More than 200 Cards Included; what you see is what you get, and more; All Real Cards. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No International Shipping with this binder.}}

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===Trashed [[Sonichu 14]] pages===
*Listed: 22 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100

*Sold: 22 February

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Christine Chandler here with yet another Special Offer! I accidentally spilled some acrylic paint onto my book 14 cover and page drawings. I shall trace and redraw them, but I am selling the stained art, complete with certificate of authenticity. Real Collectable! :)}}

===Pile of bootleg games===
[[File:FakeEmerald.jpg|thumb|150px]]
Pokemon LeafGreen
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now (6 available)
*Price: $20.29 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: all copies

Pokemon Emerald
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20.00 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: 27 February

{{quotebox|Selling a few copies of Pokémon LeafGreen that I was gifted some time ago. They all have been checked and passed for full functionalities, and any past save data was erased from each of them. To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. :)}}

[[File:Lucas Williams gifted Chris 25 bootleg video games.png|thumb|150px]]
''Note: Chris acquired the games from a [[ween]] who was gullible enough to believe that Chris needed money for grocery bills during the Financhu Crisis and thus sent him a set of 25 Pokemon games to resell. Chris found the package in the hoard two years later.''

''it should also be noted that Chris claimed each game was "checked and passed", and save data had been erased. He may be fully aware that some (or all) of the games are bootlegs''

==March==
===Sailor Moon ticket===
[[File:SailorMoonTickets.png|thumb|150px]]

*Listed 6 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $15, free shipping
*Chris cancelled the auction on 20 March, three days after the show.

{{quotebox|Ticket For Sailor Moon The Musical At Alamo Drafthouse Theater

Winchester, VA, USA

I was going to see this movie with my friends, but we found a theater closer to our location that will also be showing it. And I can’t get a refund for this ticket; purchased it online. It is for Row 4, Seat 1; this is an awesome show. Please help me out. Full ticket will be sent via private message after sale. Thank you.}}

''Note: The show is for 17 March, yet Chris set the eBay listing to end on 5 April. Chris had purchased an aisle seat and the seat next to it was still available, putting into question Chris's claim about wanting to see the show with friends. It's very possible he met [[Gal Pal|someone]] who was also going to the show but had a closer seat, even though some places, if the seating is open, may allow goers to take a closer seat. He also says he will be going to a showing closer to Ruckersville, even though all current locations for the musical are only slightly closer/way farther than Winchester, meaning Chris will drive 1.5-2 hours just to see a screening (not live) of a Sailor Moon show''

''It should also be noted that only two seats at this time (3-10, 6:52 PM CST) are taken that are "closer" to the stage- Row 2 seats 8 and 9- even though all the seats are the exact same price of 15 dollars. It should also be noted its far away from other people- the front row and the handicap row behind are clear''

{{clear}}

===Cole's comic collection===
{{see also|Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)}}

*Listed: 14 March, eBay
*Sold:

{| class="wikitable"
|Issue sold
|Price
|-
|DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
|$15
|-
|DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
|$20
|-
|Army at War #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #273
|$10
|-
|Rima, the Jungle Girl #1
|$20
|-
|Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
|$20
|-
|Shazam! #1
|$50
|-
|DC Tor The Caveman #1
|$10
|-
|Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1
|$30
|-
|Beowulf #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #289
|$15
|-
|Stalker #1
|$10
|-
|Man-Bat #1
|$10
|-
|Claw The Unconquered #1
|$10
|-
|Blitzkrieg #1
|$25
|-
|Dynamic Classics #1
|$10
|-
|DC Man-Bat #2
|$10
|-
|Battle Classics #1
|$10
|-
|Shade, the Changing Man #5
|$10
|-
|Star Hunters #1
|$10
|-
|DC Secret Origins #1
|$15
|-
|The Shadow #1
|$15
|-
|Secret Society of Super-Villains #1
|$15
|-
|Sherlock Holmes #1
|$15
|Total
|$375
|}

''Issues starting from Blitzkrieg #1 were sold in April.''

{{collapsible
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Shazam! #1 (Feb 1973, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
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Secret Society of Super-Villains #1 (May-Jun 1976, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition #8 Giant Holiday Grab-Bag 1975
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Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1 DC #F-6
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Marvel Treasury Edition #9 Giant Superhero Team-Up
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Shade, the Changing Man #1 (Jun-Jul 1977, DC)
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Batman #273 (Mar 1976, DC)
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Sherlock Holmes #1 (Sep-Oct 1975, DC)
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Shade, the Changing Man #5 (Feb-Mar 1978, DC)
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DC The Sandman #1
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DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
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Batman #289 (Jul 1977, DC)
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DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
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DC Man-Bat #2 1976
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Battle Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Dynamic Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Rima, the Jungle Girl #1 (Apr-May 1974, DC)
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The Shadow #1 (Oct-Nov 1973, DC)
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Man-Bat #1 (Dec 1975-Jan 1976, DC)
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DC Secret Origins #1
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Claw The Unconquered #1 VG+ Chan Origin and 1st Appearance Claw Sword & Sorcery
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DC Tor The Caveman #1
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Star Hunters #1 (Oct-Nov 1977, DC)
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DC Strange Sports #1
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Stalker #1 (Jun-Jul 1975, DC)
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Beowulf #1 (Apr-May 1975, DC)
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Blitzkrieg #1 (Jan-Feb 1976, DC)
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}}

===Lot of 17 PS2 games===
*Listed: 15 March, on Facebook Marketplace
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|[[File:Lot of PS2 games for $200.jpg ‎|200px]]

Love little stack of PS2 games, featuring Inuyasha, Transformers, Sonic Mega Collection Plus, PaRappa 2, Taiko Drum Master, Crash Tag Team Racing, Kingdom Hearts, ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro-Am, Aeon Flux, The Guy Game, Family Guy, Rygar, DDR Extreme, Klonoa 2, Tekken TAG Tournament, Movile Suit Gundam and Dark Cloud. Not selling Individually or breaking the lot; not taking lower than the asking price.}}

===Pokéwalker===
*Listed: 22 March
*Price: $100, $3.50 shipping
*Sold: 23 March

{{quotebox|[[File:Pokewalker ebay 2018.jpg‎|200px]]

[[Pokéwalker of Fail|S-Chu Ball Custom-painted Pokewalker NEW BATTERY Pokemon DS Heartgold SoulSilver]]

Owned And Used By Christine Weston Chandler

Hey, y’all. This is my own PokeWalker with custom painting on the front to make it look like an S-Chu Ball from my “Sonichu” book series. There is no game included, but it still has a Spikey-Ear Pichu on it. Its battery has just been replaced. My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope. A Lovely One-Of-A-Kind Item from Myself, the Author and Chronicler of Sonichu, personally. Complete with attached KK Slider Charm.

Even without a HeartGold or SoulSilver game, this item is still fun to play the mini-games with.}}

===Game Boy w/ Tetris===
*Listed: 27 March
*Price: $150
*Sold: 27 March

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler Nintendo Game Boy Launch Edition Gray Handheld System

Yet another TREASURE to Fully Enjoy; owned by me since 1989, auotographed, (batteries will not be included in shipment), and complete with the very same copy of TETRIS it came packaged with. It Was a Christmas Present. It will be shipped in a small box. And Personal Certificate Of Authenticity WILL Be included. For IMMEDIATE SALE. Thank You.}}

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==April==
===More of Cole's stuff===
====Rocket illustration poster====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s Model Flight Rocket Sequence Project Poster

A Lovely Poster written and drawn by Cole and his partner in school. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====School papers, awards====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200. Reduced to $150 on 6 April. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.
*Sold: 17 April

{{quotebox|Assortment Of Cole Smithey’s School Papers And Such

A collection of Cole Smithey’s handwritten reports, short stories and other things. What you see is what you get. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====KISS folder====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200
*Reduced to $150 on 6 April
*Sold on 7 April

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s KISS Folder With KISS Memorabilia

Collection of assorted KISS Memorabilia and drawings from and owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====September 1976 Disney Magazine====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $50. Lowered to $25 on 14 April.
{{quotebox|Vintage Disney September 1976 Magazine, owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====Lot of 28 Army at War comics====
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $280. Reduced to $200 on 9 April. Lowered to $150 on 14 April, again to $100 on 21 April.
*Sold: 25 April

{{quotebox|This is all of the remaining “Army At War” Comic Books owned by Joseph Cole Smithey; 28 books in all. This is a LOT Sale; No Individual Book sales will happen from this listing, whatsoever. Books included are Numbers 295, 327, 313, 312, 277, 278, 279, 280, 281, 282, 283, 286, 290, 291, 292, 239, 238, 294, 265, 293, 274, 275, 276, 270, 240, 241, 273, 266, and 253. Each and every book is legitimate as they were all purchased back in the 1970’s, comes in a comic book bag and cardboard backing, and an individual Certificate of Authenticity for each of them signed by our mother and I. For Immediate Sale. Thank you.}}

===Art 101 Building Artist Set MISP===
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $20
{{quotebox|What you see is what you get in this Art Set; Mint I’m Sealed Package.}}

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===Custom Wiimote===
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 9 April
*Sold: 13 April

{{quotebox|Christine Chandler’s wiimote with motion plus and nunchuck- Custom Painted

Personally owned and painted by me, this is my [[Wiimote]] with attachable joystick for cross pad, USB rechargeable battery, Motion Plus attachment, silicone cozy, Nunchuck and Nunchuck Caddy attachment. And a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included as well.}}

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===Lesbian pride flag===
*Listed: 10 April
*Price: $100
*Sold: 10 April

{{quotebox|Lesbian Pride Flag, Owned By Christine Weston Chandler

My Lesbian Pride Flag; I’ve owned and displayed this flag proudly for a more than a couple of years now. Complete with fresh autograph on the edge. Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the flag, and it will be shipped, folded, in a sealed bubble envelope.}}

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===Korean church Bible===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $200
*Chris cancelled the listing after realizing he did not have another copy of the Bible.

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler’s NIV Compact Thinline Bible 1996 Leather Bound Cover

With Prayer Pouch And Rock Symbolizing God-Foundation

Personally presented to me by the reverend of the Korean Cannan Church in 2000 for my High School Graduation. This Bible has seen a number of reads and visits to the church with me. Also included with the Bible is a Prayer Pouch and a Rock of God, given to me years later by Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church. With my old name, and my present name in personal Autograph, with a personal Certificate of Authenticity to be included as well. This will totally be a lovely collectible and reference to Christianity for anyone.}}

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===Teal hair color===
[[File:Hair color Overtone.jpg|thumb|200px]]

*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25, 5 available. Lowered to $15 on 15 April.
*All sold by 21 April

{{quotebox|I am totally changing my [[hair]] colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results.}}

===Transformers===
Chris originally offered these to have his signatures. He then removed them and took new photos for the listings, following fan feedback that the signatures were devaluing the toys<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>

====Commemorative - Series IV, Prowl====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 15 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Soundwave====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 18 April

====G1 - Blaster====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Sandstorm====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====G1 Breakdown====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25
*Sold: 15 April

====G1 Octane====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====G1 - Astrotrain====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 23 April

====G1 Battletrap====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 27 April

====Heroes Of Cybertron Megatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====Cybertron Galvatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.

====Animated Grimlock====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.

====Armada Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 27 April

====Beast Wars Transmetals Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====Cybertron Vector Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Armada Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Siverbolt====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Tracks====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Crosshairs====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Sureshot====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Sideswipe====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Jazz====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 22 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Tarantulas====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Rattrap====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Kup====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====G2 Inferno====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Jetfire====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50
*Sold: 22 April

====G2 Megatron====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Pretender Bumblebee====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====Animated Sentinel Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $20

====G1 Motormaster====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====Animated Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
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===Rare Vintage Bandai Gobots Combiner Puzzler 100% Complete===
*Listed: 13 April, relisted on 12 June
*Price: $100, slashed to $45 when relisted

{{quotebox|This is my Complete Six-Piece Combiner from GoBots: Puzzler; a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the set. Face has been missing from police car bot for years.}}
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===[[Amnyfest Ring]]===
*listed: 14 April
*Price: $1,000, then raised to $10,000. The next morning, he halved it to $5,000, then set it back to $1,000.
*Shipping: $5
*Chris cancelled the listing on 15 April. Ebay notes the action as, "This listing was ended by the seller because the item is no longer available." During a [[Twitch]] stream on 17 April, Chris mentioned that he had sold the ring off-site and had thus pulled the listing.

{{quotebox|Here you are, AN Ultimate Collectible: my Class Ring. Made from white gold, housing an Amethyst birth stone with a galaxy cut on top and a rainbow cut on the bottom for visual effect (or what’s left of one), with my initials engraved inside the ring. Custom made by Herriff Jones jewelry. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity. Ring size: 7.<ref>http://archive.is/kgXSp The Amnyfest ring listing</ref>}}

On Twitter, a fan advised, "Don't sell that, Chris... It's the source of your power!." Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, the ring is not the source of my power. My power source is inside me, behind where my Medallion hangs over. Yet, I still require my Medallion, so the ring is for sale.}}

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===Wii U fit meter===
*Listed: 18 April
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|[[File:Wii U fit meter.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This is my personal Wii U Fit Meter, Complete with my own Mii saved onto it; no game required for a wear on your waistline or bra to measure and count the number of steps you’ve taken. Follow in my steps for More than 10,000 Speed-Walking steps per day. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity from me, Christine Weston Chandler.

Act NOW on buying my Fit Meter, and get a Bonus: the last bottle of Teal Overtone I emptied, Autographed.}}

===Lot of 32 porn drawings===
*Listed: 23 April<ref>https://archive.fo/HlhRt</ref>
*Price: $1,000
*Sold: 24 April<ref>http://archive.is/KAUen</ref>
*The original listing had been pulled within a few hours, apparently due to reports as eBay does not allow people to sell pornography drawings (unless put in the correct categories, which Chris did not do).

However, on 24 April, a fan on Twitter, @FFEMemberLukas, expressed interest in buying the art:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I can’t relist them; eBay is against that. I sent you a direct message, Lukas.}}

Lukas insisted on a working link, so Chris then quietly relisted the drawings as "Artsfor lukas," and it quickly sold. Lukas gave credit to Twitter user @wxlfdxg for giving him ideas on buying the set.

The listing included the cut-up remains of [[shecameforcwc]]. Note how most of the art is censored as well (including Chris's man-nips)

{{quotebox|I am selling off, as a lot, all 32 of my past and recently-drawn porn drawings I drew personally over the years, including all of the pieces of the torn up “She Came For CWC” drawing in an envelope. Go ahead, you Pervs! You know you Want to pay Large for this lot directly from me. No Certificate of Authenticity will be included, because All of these drawings only bring me feeling ashamed of myself from my past. No Negotiations and No Returns.}}

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==May==
===Extra Sonichu license plate===
*Listed: 2 May
*Price: $350
*Sold: 2 May, but listing then removed from EBay.

{{quotebox|[[File:Sonichu license plate for sale.jpg |thumb|200px]]
Virginia “Sonichu” License plate -Christine Weston Chandler

This is an extra Virginia-State “Sonichu” License Plate of mine. I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones. Anyway, this one is autographed and complete with Certificate of Authenticity.}}

===Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler ===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $500
*Chris cancelled the listing on 9 May for unknown reasons. He later put the listing back up the same day. Chris once again took the listing down on 11 May.
{{quotebox|Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!

*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication.}}

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===Apple iPhone 6s - 64GB - Silver (Unlocked) Christine Weston Chandler’s===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $350, later slashed to $300 the next day, slashed to $250 on 20 May, then to $100 on 31 May
*Sold: 31 May, for $100. Buyer was Joshua Moon, owner of Kiwi Farms, who [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/null-blog-unboxing-a-new-iphone.44008/unread made a thread on the unboxing].

{{quotebox|I just managed to upgrade my iPhone from 6s to 8s for free, so I cleared out and I am selling the old one. It is Silver with 64GB capacity and Siri, complete with New, from the new package, stereo earbuds, USB to Lightning Pin Cable and USB Wall Charger. Also, a personally used durable casing for the iPhone. Autographed on the back, personally.

**Pre-Loaded with matching Wallpapers for Lock and Home Screens in the Photos section, and a Certificate of Authenticity will be included.}}

==June==
===Nine cards from [[The Wall of Originals]]===
*Listed: 12 June
*Price: $100
*Sold: 12 June

{{quotebox|This is a set of Sonichu cards I made and printed in February, 2004. The set comes as shown, complete with trading card page (A personal Certificate of Authenticity for the set will be included).}}

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===Autographed Johnny Cash photo===
[[File:Johnny Cash autographed photo.jpg|thumb|200px]]

*Listed: 18 June
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|JOHNNY CASH (1932-2003): 8x10" color photo hand-autographed by one of the most influential music stars of the 20th century. Just an outstanding huge smiling pose of the legendary Man In Black. This is in about very good condition.

My mother, Barbara Chandler, went to his concert while he was in Charlottesville, VA in 1985; she enjoyed his music a lot. And she found this photo recently while going through the boxes; she gave me consent to sell it. This makes an Awesome Collectible and Treasure, so Buy It Now, Please!

Thank You.}}

Chris later tweeted that the sale was meant to help fund his trip to [[TooManyGames]]:

{{quotebox|Sale of the Johnny Cash photo will also go towards my trip. Please, Help Me, so J can see y’all in Pennsylvania this weekend! 😃}}

He also mentioned an extra detail and offered to include a certificate of authenticity (that the Chandlers owned it):

{{quotebox|It was learned that my mother went to his concert in 1985. Also, Buy Now, and you also get a personal Certificate of Authenticity that states this photo belonged to us.}}

===JULAY! autograph===
[[File:JULAY! autograph.jpg ‎|thumb|200px]]

On 18 June, a Twitter ween, @bizzarnage, tweeted, in regards to Chris's [[autographed photos]]:

{{quoteboxred|I'll pay $75 if you make it out to JULLAAAYYY}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I’m waiting.}}

Two days later, Chris decided to go through with offering such an autograph (doubling the price).

*Listed: 20 June
*Price: $150
*Sold for $75, on 20 June.

{{quotebox|VERY LIMITED EDITION “JULAY!” Variant Chris Chan Autographed Photo

ONLY ONE, THIS ONE, WILL EVER have me Personally write that darned Meme Word on it. Buy It Now for Your Collection. You know you want to, and you Must!}}

After listing, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|@bizzarnage has been Infinite-Triple-Dog Dared to Buy It Now.}}

When the listing sold, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|Unfortunately, @bizzarnage totally Missed The Boat now.}}

===TMG 2015 signed poster===
[[File:2015 TMG poster.jpg|thumb|200px]]

A fan donated the poster to Chris for him to sell<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010066483941126144</ref>. Note that this is not the year at which Chris had attended [[TooManyGames]].

*Listed: 21 June
*Price: $299.99
*Sold for $200 on 25 June.

{{quotebox|TMG 2015 Youtuber signed poster; Alphaomegasin, Game Chasers, Chris Chan + MORE

Up for sale is a Too Many Games 2015 poster signed by a gang of famous Youtubers!

Includes signatures by:

- Bill (AlphaOmegaSin)

-Billy and Jay (Game Chasers)

- Johnny Millennium (The Happy Console Gamer)

- Shane Luis (Rerez)

And

-Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (me) }}

===Sonichu standee===
[[File:Sonichu_standee_2.jpg|thumb|200px]]

*Listed: 25 June, on Mercari. Cancelled and moved to Ebay on 27 June.
*Price: $299.99
*Sold on 27 June

*Another one listed on 11 July

Chris had brought a Sonichu standee to [[TooManyGames]].

After the con, he tweeted:
{{quotebox|Hey, Everyone. I still have the extra Sonichu Standee, and it is personally Autographed, and a Certificate if Authenticity WILL be included! Only One is available, so if you would love to display this in your neck of the woods, come buy it now!}}

Listing description:
{{quotebox|Now, for a (very) limited time, ZAP TO THE EXTREME with a limited edition Sonichu Standee, with my personal signature on it.

These are made of coroplast, a waterproof material (think lawn signs) and include a stand base for display.}}

==July==
===Framed Chris [[autographed photos]]===
[[File:CWC raking in the cash.png|thumb|150px|Chris raking in the cash on sales of his autograph.]]

Originally sold on Mercari, Chris transferred the remaining stock to ebay.

*Listed: 1 July, twelve available, with three bonus Sonichu stickers for each
*Price: $50
*All 12 were sold within a week

*10 more were listed on 10 July

{{quotebox|[[File:CWC autographed photos 2018.jpg|thumb|left|150px]]

ZAP IT UP TO THE EXTREME! And get your limited Christian (Christine) Chandler signed photos!

This listing is for 1 Signed Photograph and Frame.

These are an excellent piece to display in any game room!

Measurements are 8 x 10 and will ship in a black frame. (And yes these will ship out on time.

[[File:CWC Sonichu sticker.jpg|thumb|150px|left]]

*These will each be signed as “Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu”; signed as “Christopher”, “Christian” or “Chris Chan” is optional upon request. Be Sure to make the request in the Note upon Checkout.

Guaranteed to be shipped out on the following day from checkout.

Bonus will include Three Sonichu Stickers with each purchase.

Thank you!}}

===TooManyGames Autographed Poster - Chris Chan And YouTubers===
*Listed: 6 July
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|[[File:TooManyGames Autographed Poster - Chris Chan And YouTubers.jpg|thumb|150px]]

Here is a 2015 TooManyGames Poster, but this one is one I purchased this year, and had autographed by other YouTube Celebs, as well as myself, Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.}}

===extra large throw blanket===
{{main|My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW.}}

*Listed: 6 July
*Price: $200
*Sold: 15 July

{{quotebox|[[File:Extra large blanket.jpg|thumb|150px]]

Four times larger than in the provided photo, this blanket is hand-stitched and homemade. My mother and I don’t know who made it. But she wants to sell it and wants and needs the money. Looks to fit a King Size Bed, or better.}}

===Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Sweetheart Search Meme
*Listed: 10 July
*Price: $100

{{quotebox|[[File:CWC autograph sweetheart search.jpg|thumb|200px]]

Enjoy it for yourself, as only One will ever be signed like this: my photo with the “One Girlfriend, Please” quote, written by myself, complete with personal signature.

Zappin’ It Up, and Laughing the Past Off.}}

===[[Attraction Sign]] replicas===
*Listed: 10 July, 10 available
*Price: $59.99 each

{{quotebox|[[File:Attraction Sign replica listing.jpg|thumb|200px]]

Now for Sale, poster size replica of the old Girlfriend Attraction Sign (to be used ONLY for personal entertainment only; Not for actually attracting anyone).

The posters will be ready for shipment shortly after the last weekend of July, 2017, and they should be shipped around or on the 30th.

Limited Quantity, so Order Yours Now to relive a portion of the old Sweetheart Search days.

The poster is 11”X17” }}

===CHASE VARIANT Chris Chan Autograph Card - Pickle And BadBear===

*Listed: 17 July 1 Available
*Price: $50
*Sold: 30 July

{{quotebox| [[File:CHASE VARIANT Chris Chan Autograph Card Pickle And BadBear.jpg|thumb|200px]]
This ONE Autograph Card is the ONLY ONE I will ever
reference with those quotes from the memes. }}

==References==
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2018-08-02T06:12:48Z

Cjmaca: Ebay sale from July 30 2018. Chris's Autograph '' Christine W. Chandler''. The Item description on ebay read ''This ONE Autograph Card is the ONLY ONE I will ever reference with those quotes from the memes.'' This is a variant of one of Chris's ''s...

Ebay sale from July 30 2018.

Chris's Autograph '' Christine W. Chandler''.

The Item description on ebay read
''This ONE Autograph Card is the ONLY ONE I will ever reference with those quotes from the memes.''

This is a variant of one of Chris's ''self-designed Autograph Cards''.
In which Chris has added addition text to the card, which references the pickle, and what he calls BadBear, who according to the text is ''hunting for widole bunnies''.

EBay

2018-08-02T05:38:20Z

Cjmaca: /* 2018 listings */

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[[Image:Etc_ebay_bid.PNG|thumb|A small overview of Chris's purchases on eBay.]]
[[Image:Etc_ebay_win.PNG|thumb|Moar.]]
{{quote|I recived an empty envelope.|Feedback on a bootleg Pokémon game Chris sold in March 2018.}}

'''eBay''' is an online auction site frequented by [[Chris]] since May [[2001]]. He has often purchased and sold stuff there.

==Chris as a buyer==
Chris bought a number of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' action figures from the site. His many eBay purchases helped Chris accumulate a debt of $2,000 on his credit card.

During the [[Megan Saga]], [[Megan]] often got Chris to buy her stuff — pictures of World War II [[CWCville|Wehrmacht]] soldiers, [[anime]] CDs, ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' paraphernalia — from eBay, probably because she didn't have a credit card herself. In an email from 2007, Megan revealed the nature of the transactions, offering to repay Chris with "cash and or unneeded goodies",<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007#Another email from the "Seriously Stop Fucking Touching Me" collection]]</ref> though it seems in some cases Chris would buy things as gifts for her.

According to his feedback history as of 31 [[March 2010]], he spent $12.97 on ''[[God of War]] III'' The Forgotten Warrior Skin Code for PS3 and $9.99 for a ''God of War III'' Apollo In Game Skin Code. On 1 September 2010, he spent ''$30'' on a [[ModNation Racers]] Ratchet & Clank Mod. To put that in perspective, he could have bought the PSP version of ''ModNation Racers'' with that money, which he already did.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback">[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true eBay Feedback Profile for jesusguidesme2]</ref> The Ratchet & Clank Mod was later released on the [[PSN]] for merely $2.<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/11/09/playstation-store-update-164/ PlayStation Store Update - PlayStation.Blog, 9 Nov 2010]</ref> Most recently, however, Chris purchased a ''Lego Friends'' promotional display stand for $30.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback"/> ''Lego Friends'' is a series of Lego aimed at preteen girls, as evidenced by its general kiddiness and ease of assembly.

After being MIA on eBay for 2 years, he came back in late 2012 as a seller. A new noteworthy feedback was the Skylanders Giants Wii Bundle Pack plus Bonus, which he sold for $165.

Immediately after listing and successfully selling various drawings (including the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]]) and multiple [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos]] in early July 2014, Chris bought several Lego minifig parts on eBay.<ref name="cwc ebay feedback"/>

In 2015, Chris has shown himself to be an avid consumer of Amiibo, which he buys from eBay scalpers at around $30 a pop. Chris seems to be going for a complete collection of Amiibo. In spite of the implied financial troubles that come with legal difficulties and having your home rebuilt from the Ground-Up, [[trolls]] noted that Chris bought a $30 [[Lego]] minifigure and hundreds of dollars in [[Lego]] sets; the typical spending spree for Chris ends in about $600 of tugboat being forked over to various eBayers in exchange for second-hand toys.

In 2016, Chris switched his interests from Amiibos to Transformers, spending hundreds of dollars on acquiring new figures, despite being neck-deep in the [[Financhu Crisis]].

On 8 September 2016, he spent $62.64 to buy a ''Titans Returns: Optimus Prime'' figure. He left feedback on the item, stating, "It was opened, and it was missing one wheel." Oddly, he still rated the transaction positive<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-644#post-1783606</ref>.

==Chris as a seller==
[[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|Notice the wonderful pile of dishes. Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house?]]

===History===
Since late [[2008]], when the Chris-Chan phenomenon became more widely known, people used Chris's eBay account as a means to troll him. They would bid on his auction, not pay, and then leave lulzy negative feedback.

Early in [[2009]], Chris tried to stop this form of trolling by changing his eBay name to "[[Chris and religion|jesusguidesme2]]", and deleting information from his account. It didn't work. The account went dormant in [[September 2010]], but became active again around [[August 2012]].

On 22 [[June 2015]], Chris opened a second, concurrent eBay account, "pristinechristine1982." In his Facebook [[June 2015 Facebook Posts#New eBay Account|announcement]], he explained that this was "to start fresh on my selling limits and all." It is not clear how eBay would feel about this tactic if they were aware of it. At any rate, he has bought items and sold autographed photos, [[medallions]], and [[Amiibo]] through this account with no trouble yet.

On 2 [[September 2015]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was moving from eBay to [[Etsy]] because it is "easier" and "better" than eBay. After losing his Etsy shop in [[June 2016]]<ref>[[Etsy#Shop Closure]]</ref>, Chris returned to eBay as a seller, listing Pokemon cards in [[July 2016]].

===2008-2013 listings===
{{main|2008-2013 Sales Listings}}
Around [[September 2009]], Chris, in a rare display of monetary wisdom, sold two of his awful [[Gitar of Fail|guitars]]. While not the autistic magnum opus we know as that [[Gitar of Fail]], "[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|Meatwad's Shredwad]]" shows off Chris's disregard for [[Parody|copyright]] and his fail art in one fell stroke. It's perfectly okay for Chris to sell his crappy fake ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' merch, but none of those slanderous [[trolls]] can do [[Chris and hypocrisy|''the exact same goddamn thing'']] with [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] products. He also sold his Gibson model controller, which was covered in stickers. Someone purchased both controllers for a ridiculous $90.99, plus $6 for shipping.

He also sold a [[Transformers|Bumblebee 2008 Concept Camaro]] claiming that it was unopened, which wasn't true.

On 18 September 2013, Chris returned to eBay and tried to sell the "kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete" collection for $65.

===2014-2015 listings===
{{main|2014-2015 Sales Listings}}
*Bob's Straduarius Violin
*Model plane kit
*Original Drawings
*Autographed Photos
*Commissions
*Jazz Marathon CDs
*Medallions
*Sonichu Amiibo

===2016 listings===
{{main|2016 Sales Listings}}
*Christian Weston Chandler's Birthday Pikachu Sweepstakes Winner Card
*Base Set Charizard Holo, No Shadow
*Error Misprinted Jungle Electrode, First Edition
*Aladdin VHS Black Diamond The Classics

===2017 listings===
{{main|2017 Sales Listings}}
*Bob's stamp collection
*Chris's stamp album
*Sonic Totem
*Sonichu drawings from 2014
*The Classic shirt

===2018 listings===
{{main|2018 Sales Listings}}
*Chris Chan’s Very First Pokemon Card With Companion Autographed Nintendo Power
*Collection Of Old Promo Pokemon Cards From Chris Chan, Herself
*lot of 150+ old rare pokemon cards from Chris Chan, Herself
*Binder of UFS cards
*Trashed Sonichu 14 pages
*Pile of bootleg games
*Sailor Moon ticket
*Cole's comic collection
*Pokéwalker
*Game Boy w/ Tetris
*Cole's stuff (old homework, awards, KISS memorabilia)
*Art 101 set
*[[Wiimote]]
*Lesbian pride flag
*Korean church Bible
*Teal [[hair]] dye bottle
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Amnyfest Ring]]
*Wii U fit meter
*lot of 32 porn drawings, including pieces of [[shecameforcwc]]
*Extra Sonichu license plate
*Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler
*Apple iPhone 6s
*Nine cards from [[The Wall of Originals]]
*Autographed Johnny Cash photo
*JULAY! autograph
*TMG 2015 signed poster
*Sonichu standee
*Framed Chris autographed photos
*TooManyGames Autographed Poster - Chris Chan And YouTubers
*Extra large throw blanket
*Chris Chan Autograph Card - Just The card
*Chris Chan Autograph Card - WITH Autograph
*CHASE VARIANT Chris Chan Autograph Card - Pickle And BadBear

==See also==
*[[Craigslist]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://myworld.ebay.com/jesusguidesme2 Chris's first account]
*[http://www.ebay.com/usr/pristinechristine1982 Chris's new account]
*[http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=jesusguidesme2&ftab=AllFeedback&myworld=true His feedback]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?kdhtoczdlxi Stuff Chris auctioned]--DELETED

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