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Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-04-19T00:14:29Z

Clydec: you know how we keep saying the chris ed article sucks. stop.

'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (aka '''ED'''), shut down in favor of its successor, a sanitized [[wikipedia:Know Your Meme|Know Your Meme]] [http://ohinternet.com/ clone], was home to the Chris-chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].

==Chris on ED==

Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos, claiming it is filled with "VICIOUS [[lies|LIES]] AND SLANDER."

After a considerable amount of trolling and bitching and uploading hideous pornographic images, including the disastrous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

After the late summer of [[2008]], Chris largely gave up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]], however. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your [[Fail|prawns]] to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page==

[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]

For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. Furthermore, the [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction:

{{quote|MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.| Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008}}

{{quote|I say we just delete it. Along with the archives | Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008}}

{{quote|Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008}}

==1 April 2009==

[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]

On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.|ED, in a rare case of moralfaggotry.}}

Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.

==Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica==

''See also [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''

Chris tried to use ED to muster his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. <ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</s></ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

==Chris and ED==

{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article today<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview</s></ref>}}

For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation (such as Chris attempting to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]), but was cleaned out various times.

Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a general picture of Chris that is less biased than ED (emphasis on "less"), and TV Tropes describes CWCki as being "''more accurate and slightly more SFW''" than ED.<ref>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu</ref>

As for Chris himself, the ED page STILL bothered him. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in December 2009 and updated afterward, is dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it's all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS.

==Oh Internet!==
On 14 April 2011, ED changed over to [http://ohinternet.com/ Oh Internet!], a more safe-for-work wiki. Needless to say, summaries of [http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Chris] and [http://ohinternet.com/Sonichu Sonichu] are available here.

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==

*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[User:Lime/Sonichu TV Tropes Article|TVTropes]] - The original article, before it was locked and edited.

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]
*<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan The True and Honest "Chris-chan" article]</s>
*<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]</s>
*[http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet! article (SFW!)]

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Template:Quote of the now

2011-04-09T00:50:28Z

Clydec:

{{quote|I am [[Homos|Tomgirl]].| [[PSN]]}}

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User talk:Acousticvirgin

2011-04-01T07:32:00Z

Clydec: /* LBP update */

Thank you for transcribing the Lar's Call. You did an amazing job. I know other people helped too, but wow you did a lot of it. -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 02:33, 19 November 2010 (PST)

I love the Chores page. Excellent work. Thanks for the laughs![[User:Draygoon|Draygoon]] 05:00, 2 January 2011 (PST)

Thanks for recording those LBP2 levels, those are....something else to say the least. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 09:29, 13 February 2011 (PST)

== chris's littlepigblanket reviews ==

here are some reviews and comments chris has left for other people on LBP2. i'll just post the ones that i think are funny. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 16:45, 28 February 2011 (PST)

''H4H & Trolls (a video where some guy complains about the LBP community)''
{{quotebox|I AM with you. I have been a victim of Trolls for about three years. I talk about them some within my Autsm Tutorial 6-Part Animation here on

LBP2. }}
{{quotebox|Repetition is not good in this sense, amigo. Take my advice and go further into Troll Talk; talk about how to Take Them Down,ignoring them and

such. Plus, try adding dfferent scenearies and 3D Layer backgrounds and foregrounds as you see fit. Take my 6-Part Animation for examples. }}

''Sonichu: Collectors Level''
{{quotebox|Stupid! I do not atone for anyone who wants my characters and world destroyed. >:( }}

''someone told chris his levels aren't great and offered to help him do better. chris responded:''
{{quotebox|Thanks, but no thanks. I work alone, and you Will see a new Sonichu Level soon enough from me. My Autism Tutorial is Great and Artistic. }}

''Majorkira's Sonichu Sackbot Store''
{{quotebox|These are Pitiful and Poor Copies. [DENIED] }}

''Sonichu: the good version''
{{quotebox|And now, itemized opinions from the Original Creator of Sonichu: A) The Jerkops, and Slaweel Ryam, are NOT Sonichu's main Adversaries; Graduon

and his Minions are. B) Paintballs against a Painted Character are a bad idea; the character loses his color. C) I agree with everyone else, your attempt at

a level was fair, but it does lack the finess Only I can offer and deliver. Questions may be left in my Profile's Comment Box. Have a good and safe day. }}

''this was chris's witty retort to a few people who left him negative reviews:''
{{quotebox|How about I remove my brain and soul, get infected with a Zombie Virus, and you and I can start off as true equals? }}

Sonichu: the good version
{{quotebox|And now, itemized opinions from the Original Creator of Sonichu: A) The Jerkops, and Slaweel Ryam, are NOT Sonichu's main Adversaries; Graduon and his Minions are. B) Paintballs against a Painted Character are a bad idea; the character loses his color. C) I agree with everyone else, your attempt at a level was fair, but it does lack the finess Only I can offer and deliver. Questions may be left in my Profile's Comment Box. Have a good and safe day.}} Seem's like his ego is still intact.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 18:46, 28 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey you ==

Nice work on the Kacey calls page, keep it up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:11, 7 March 2011 (PST)

== LBP update ==

chris hasn't played lbp2 much lately because he was disappointed by the lack of praise he receieved for his autism tutorial, but he briefly returned to post this comment on a level called "Tomboy Costume":
{{quotebox|Hey, do not forget about us Tomgirls. :) }}
heh
[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 01:39, 23 March 2011 (PDT)

That factoid can definitely be incorporated somewhere, though I guess Chris's gender identity issues aren't too new.... I'm glad the tutorials failed, too. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 11:09, 23 March 2011 (PDT)

*Tomgirl update: now he has changed the quote in his PSN profile thing from the long-standing "I No Socialize Online", to... "'''I am Tomgirl.'''" :) [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 23:36, 31 March 2011 (PDT)

**chris got a sex change. confirmed. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 00:32, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Clydec

2011-04-01T02:40:51Z

Clydec: /* An apology */

Previously on User Talk:<br/>
[[User: Clydec/Archive 1]]
[[User: Clydec/Archive 2]]
[[User: Clydec/Archive 3]]

you are all faggots -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:49, 4 February 2011 (PST)

----
I got it from a friend living in VA, while we were chatting through MSN, I thought it was fake at first, but took it upon myself and compared the handwriting, it seemed legit enough, so after you asked me, I asked him where he got it, he said he found it taped to a wal-mart display case, and asked if he could take it, the wal-mart cashier said yes, so he did, and scanned it.-LyleProto

*thank you. because i had another unconfirmed report from someone who sent me an e-mail who said they found it at some store but didn't have a scanner. I have a feeling Chris made a bunch of these...for some fucking reason. thanks again -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:32, 3 March 2011 (PST)

==An apology==
Clyde, I got the joke about finding the pink. I was too seethed in anger to get it and for that, I apologize. You are welcome to pinkify the wiki as you wish and proceed with your humble attempt at humor.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:19, 31 March 2011 (PDT)

the real joke was that the pink was everywhere all along (there wasn't an inside joke it's loosely connected but not even) but fuck it i don't care -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 19:20, 31 March 2011 (PDT)

okay here's a better idea -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 19:40, 31 March 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Clydec

2011-04-01T02:20:40Z

Clydec: /* An apology */

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2011-04-01T02:03:09Z

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User:Clydec/Help Find the Pink

2011-04-01T01:38:21Z

Clydec: Created page with "Please leave all the tips about the missing pink here. If we can find it, we will save the world."

Please leave all the tips about the missing pink here.

If we can find it, we will save the world.

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2011-04-01T01:37:47Z

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Talk:Best Buy

2011-03-05T05:32:23Z

Clydec: /* update */

Working on the table of purchases--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:48, 22 September 2010 (PDT)

Does anyone know what the Child SKU means?? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:14, 22 September 2010 (PDT)

Investigating [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 18:16, 22 September 2010 (PDT)
: It's just for Best Buy's internal stock system. It stands for Stock Keeping Unit. Since the free PSN cards seem to have different barcodes/item numbers, they class the free $10 cards as a "Child" of the normal chargeable ones - which means they are linked to each other for stock tracking purposes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:29, 22 September 2010 (PDT)
::The $0.00 PSN cards are the activation codes being used, not free cards. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:46, 22 September 2010 (PDT)
:::I mentioned that in IRC, but I based it off my experience at Staples. Can anyone confirm that? [[User:BigDan|BigDan]] 20:17, 22 September 2010 (PDT)
::::Trust me, it makes a whole lot more sense than Chris getting freebies. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:19, 22 September 2010 (PDT)

==I added the total==
He spent $564.72 on bestbuy shit so far on the year of 2009, you can double check [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 20:25, 22 September 2010 (PDT)
:Works for me, and if I got all the numbers right in the purchase list - the total for everything is $1041.66. Pretty much done for now on this, got most of the stuff sorted. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:24, 22 September 2010 (PDT)

==Just Noticed Something==

Out of silly curiosity, I totaled up how many dollars Chris spent on those PSN cards. Up until March, it was a surprising 200 dollars. Compared to the 3400+ he spent on the PSN altogether, that's under a tenth of his purchases. Which begs the question: why bother? As you can see, Chris has the credit card power to purchase stuff off of PSN, so why would he go through the trouble of getting PSN cards?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:42, 22 September 2010 (PDT)
:Don't those things have store mark-up and sales tax too? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 20:48, 22 September 2010 (PDT)
::No. $10 cards cost $10 and give $10 of credit. Extra tax may apply in some states. Chris probably maxxed out his credit cards that were linked to his PSN account, or he was also buying cards from other stores. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:22, 22 September 2010 (PDT)

==Gas Chris Wasted==

Technically, doesn't his mother pay for his gas? I know he admitted this in a mumble chat, so shouldn't the title actually be "Gas Chris made his mother pay for"? --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 05:39, 23 September 2010 (PDT)
:Eh, his mother may have funded it - but it was Chris who actually drove his car to waste it. We might perhaps reword the label for the total he spent, but the section heading seems pretty apt I think. To be honest, if Barb is paying for his gas - she should know he's pretty much going to waste all of it anyway. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:22, 23 September 2010 (PDT)
:: Point taken --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:08, 23 September 2010 (PDT)

== update ==
http://www.mediafire.com/?6qb6pn9w4w646pg found on 789chan -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:48, 4 March 2011 (PST)
*someone update this -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 21:32, 4 March 2011 (PST)

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2011-03-04T22:48:47Z

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hey where did you get that autism picture thing? -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:56, 24 February 2011 (PST)

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hey where did you get that autism picture thing? -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:56, 24 February 2011 (PST)

Asperchu

2011-02-24T02:21:06Z

Clydec: happy 2011

[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''

'''''Asperchu''''' is a comic series created by [[Alec Benson Leary]] of [[Wikipedia:Eden Prairie, Minnesota|Eden Prairie, Minnesota]]<ref>[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas]]</ref>. His deft [[art]]work, [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
[[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu]] for DA]]
While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]]<ref>[[Mailbag 32]]</ref>, there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger's]], for some reason.

==Chris on Asperchu==
{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Asperger syndrome]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.<ref>[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]</ref> Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.<ref>[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]</ref> This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.

Since the ''Asperchu'' saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky art". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a "kids' comic". As for the low resolution and blocky art, the artwork is done through an art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking ''Mona Lisa''. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses.]]
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''Moon-Pals''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos<ref>[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.

The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of [[Wikipedia:2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti]], because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.

Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site recently set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.

Eventually on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.

===The 19 January Demands===
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER" and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==
In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).

On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the "Asperpedia Four."

[[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> but Chris did not honor his promise.

==Phone calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.

==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==

{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}

Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris would involve Alec, along with Mao, Sean and Evan, in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a rather one-sided trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself also joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic," after which he helps fry him to a crisp and breaks all of Mao's bones using telekinesis. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is used as target practice by [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]] and [[Allison]].

During this brutality, Chris also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologized]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.

==''Sonichu Revolution''==
When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics.

Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. Also, while he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.

===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===
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==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]
Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu]] shooting <s>Chris</s> [[Ian]] in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a "[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]". Chris claimed that he won't let the ad get to him, but as anyone who has heard a lulzcow claim this before knows, this implies that he could possibly be one good push away from an explosion. Either that, or he failed to grasp this ad like the [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] ad parody.

[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, fucking awesome. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually lead to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].

[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]

Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris has yet to respond to this, most likely because he's too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].

[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]

Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Ian Brandon Anderson's final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.

==External links==
* [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia] - Asperchu's very own Wiki
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]
* [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on thecomicseries]

[[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]
[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]

User:Clydec/dumbqa

2011-02-23T07:30:16Z

Clydec:

I ALREADY DID THIS SHIT ON LEGI0N I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY FUCK YOU GUYS

== Q AND A HERE ==
start here:

Why do you not return my calls?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 15:00, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*because i have caller id -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:02, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Do you regret/wish you hadn't done something during your time trolling Chris? [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 18:43, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* i dunno -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:48, 9 February 2011 (PST)

How does it feel to be responsible for the drought according to legi0n?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 18:50, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* yeah i know. i totally caused it. feels good man -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]]

I read somewhere on ED that you're involved in at least one other trolling scheme. How does the manchild compare to trolling other lulcows? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:15, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* chris is dead. people need to learn to move on. chris was just something a bit bigger and probably got out of hand imo -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Is it difficult balancing trolling with fighting for freedom in China? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 20:35, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*I think someone's been listening to Guns n' Roses "Chinese Democracy" album. --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:11, 10, February 2011 (EST)
**Shut up. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:52, 11 February 2011 (PST)
** this is how i fight for freedom. once i expose american failures to the public, i will destroy america's status as superpower. duh -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)
***You rock, good sir. Or should I say "That Clyde is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns Americunts and doesnt afraid of anything..."? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
**** shut the fuck up -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Hey Clyde. I've always been curious, what is your favorite video game(s), and favorite video game console(s)? --[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:19, 10 February 2011 (EST)
* super mario galaxy 2 goty all years -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening and how many wraths to the nearest molton? [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:35, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* 7 -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

If you could go back in time and change one major historical event, what would it be and why? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 08:01, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* hitler's suicide. he had a lot more to accomplish. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Question from Ivy: "I am taller than you. Will you go back to China and do the taller surgery thing to be taller than me someday?" --[[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 12:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* "PS- Even in Heaven, I am taller than you." --[[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 12:36, 10 February 2011 (PST)
** fuck you -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Where did you very first discover Chris? Was it on /v/ or /b/? Also, what was the first move you made to troll Chris? I know Medic takes alot of the credit for the early days of CWC trolling, did he really have a big effect or was most of it handed to him? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 17:25, 10 February 2011 (PST)
*/v/ and medic did jack shit. the only person of note who did anything was evan. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

What is love? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 19:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* love -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Do you and the PVCC cabal really have Chris's email, voicemail, etc. under surveillance to protect against white knights and overly noobish trolls? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* no but i have his ps3 if that counts -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

You wouldn't happen to know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, would you?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:08, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* because it's full of fucking sugar and kids love that shit -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:46, 11 February 2011 (PST)

I have 2 questions actually... 1) What's the meaning of life? and 2) Why did you decide to start trolling Chris of all people? (not that I'm complaining) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:37, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* 1. because -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)
* 2. bcuz i was naive and young back then. those were the days my friend. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Is the PVCC kind of boring? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 23:17, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* if you're looking for chris shit, super boringo. there's like one user who keeps annoying everyone about chris shit and everyone's like shut up we're talking about donkey kong country returns now and he's like but wait can't we and we're like SHUT THE FUCK UP CHRIST and we lock his topics because that's how we fucking roll seriously it's like a stupid generic message board now the only reason we couldn't want to let people in is because it is a small tight knit community or smoething and really if you wanted to join you'd have been in #sonichu and we chillin with us and we'd let you in because that's the type of person we'd want in that community who shares the same interests and feelings you know because we got that same type of emotional connection but not in a gay way dude but like friendship like in that game mortal kombat you know -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

You are crazy. Agreed?--[[User:WeirdGuy|WeirdGuy]]
*fuck off -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Chinese Democracy the album sucked. Does this lower the bar for actual democracy in China? [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 17:00, 12 February 2011 (PST)
*chinese people don't even listen to rock and roll. they only listen to classical mozart. or else -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:02, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Is it true that there have been several people who have used the moniker "Clyde Cash" throughout the trolling of Chris, and you are in fact the third such person to do so? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:02, 18 February 2011 (PST)
*yeah, there's plenty of people pretending to be me. well, clyde. not me. i'm awesome. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:46, 21 February 2011 (PST)
*On a scale of 1 to 10, how silly would you consider yourself? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:08, 21 February, 2011 (EST)
** 29 -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:46, 21 February 2011 (PST)

Do you have any plans for Chris' birthday? Not you-know-who...I mean you in particular. I was thinking about buying a shitty toy gun and shooting at a dartboard with a picture of his face taped to it. Totally wholesome. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:46, 22 February 2011 (PST)
*SHUT UP VIVALAASPIE -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:28, 22 February 2011 (PST)

What do you consider your greatest achievement, Chris-related or otherwise?[[User:ProtoAuthor|ProtoAuthor]] 16:44, 22 February 2011 (PST)
*aren't you in irc, ask me in there. also don't fucking care. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:28, 22 February 2011 (PST)

Did you every have any sort of direct contact with Rocky Shoemaker? --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:18, 22 February 2011 (PST)
* no, well technically because we all have her e-mail -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:28, 22 February 2011 (PST)

==Math Questions go here==
[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:32, 11 February 2011 (PST)

User:Clydec

2011-02-23T07:29:54Z

Clydec:

User:Clydec/dumbqa

2011-02-23T07:29:51Z

Clydec: Created page with "== Q AND A HERE == start here: Why do you not return my calls?SurfShackTito 15:00, 9 February 2011 (PST) *because i have caller id -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]..."

== Q AND A HERE ==
start here:

Why do you not return my calls?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 15:00, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*because i have caller id -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:02, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Do you regret/wish you hadn't done something during your time trolling Chris? [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 18:43, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* i dunno -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:48, 9 February 2011 (PST)

How does it feel to be responsible for the drought according to legi0n?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 18:50, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* yeah i know. i totally caused it. feels good man -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]]

I read somewhere on ED that you're involved in at least one other trolling scheme. How does the manchild compare to trolling other lulcows? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:15, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* chris is dead. people need to learn to move on. chris was just something a bit bigger and probably got out of hand imo -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Is it difficult balancing trolling with fighting for freedom in China? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 20:35, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*I think someone's been listening to Guns n' Roses "Chinese Democracy" album. --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:11, 10, February 2011 (EST)
**Shut up. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:52, 11 February 2011 (PST)
** this is how i fight for freedom. once i expose american failures to the public, i will destroy america's status as superpower. duh -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)
***You rock, good sir. Or should I say "That Clyde is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns Americunts and doesnt afraid of anything..."? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
**** shut the fuck up -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Hey Clyde. I've always been curious, what is your favorite video game(s), and favorite video game console(s)? --[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:19, 10 February 2011 (EST)
* super mario galaxy 2 goty all years -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening and how many wraths to the nearest molton? [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:35, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* 7 -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

If you could go back in time and change one major historical event, what would it be and why? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 08:01, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* hitler's suicide. he had a lot more to accomplish. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Question from Ivy: "I am taller than you. Will you go back to China and do the taller surgery thing to be taller than me someday?" --[[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 12:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* "PS- Even in Heaven, I am taller than you." --[[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 12:36, 10 February 2011 (PST)
** fuck you -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Where did you very first discover Chris? Was it on /v/ or /b/? Also, what was the first move you made to troll Chris? I know Medic takes alot of the credit for the early days of CWC trolling, did he really have a big effect or was most of it handed to him? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 17:25, 10 February 2011 (PST)
*/v/ and medic did jack shit. the only person of note who did anything was evan. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

What is love? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 19:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* love -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Do you and the PVCC cabal really have Chris's email, voicemail, etc. under surveillance to protect against white knights and overly noobish trolls? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* no but i have his ps3 if that counts -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

You wouldn't happen to know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, would you?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:08, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* because it's full of fucking sugar and kids love that shit -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:46, 11 February 2011 (PST)

I have 2 questions actually... 1) What's the meaning of life? and 2) Why did you decide to start trolling Chris of all people? (not that I'm complaining) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:37, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* 1. because -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)
* 2. bcuz i was naive and young back then. those were the days my friend. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Is the PVCC kind of boring? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 23:17, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* if you're looking for chris shit, super boringo. there's like one user who keeps annoying everyone about chris shit and everyone's like shut up we're talking about donkey kong country returns now and he's like but wait can't we and we're like SHUT THE FUCK UP CHRIST and we lock his topics because that's how we fucking roll seriously it's like a stupid generic message board now the only reason we couldn't want to let people in is because it is a small tight knit community or smoething and really if you wanted to join you'd have been in #sonichu and we chillin with us and we'd let you in because that's the type of person we'd want in that community who shares the same interests and feelings you know because we got that same type of emotional connection but not in a gay way dude but like friendship like in that game mortal kombat you know -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

You are crazy. Agreed?--[[User:WeirdGuy|WeirdGuy]]
*fuck off -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Chinese Democracy the album sucked. Does this lower the bar for actual democracy in China? [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 17:00, 12 February 2011 (PST)
*chinese people don't even listen to rock and roll. they only listen to classical mozart. or else -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:02, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Is it true that there have been several people who have used the moniker "Clyde Cash" throughout the trolling of Chris, and you are in fact the third such person to do so? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:02, 18 February 2011 (PST)
*yeah, there's plenty of people pretending to be me. well, clyde. not me. i'm awesome. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:46, 21 February 2011 (PST)
*On a scale of 1 to 10, how silly would you consider yourself? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:08, 21 February, 2011 (EST)
** 29 -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:46, 21 February 2011 (PST)

Do you have any plans for Chris' birthday? Not you-know-who...I mean you in particular. I was thinking about buying a shitty toy gun and shooting at a dartboard with a picture of his face taped to it. Totally wholesome. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:46, 22 February 2011 (PST)
*SHUT UP VIVALAASPIE -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:28, 22 February 2011 (PST)

What do you consider your greatest achievement, Chris-related or otherwise?[[User:ProtoAuthor|ProtoAuthor]] 16:44, 22 February 2011 (PST)
*aren't you in irc, ask me in there. also don't fucking care. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:28, 22 February 2011 (PST)

Did you every have any sort of direct contact with Rocky Shoemaker? --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:18, 22 February 2011 (PST)
* no, well technically because we all have her e-mail -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:28, 22 February 2011 (PST)

==Math Questions go here==
[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:32, 11 February 2011 (PST)

User:Clydec

2011-02-23T07:28:57Z

Clydec: /* Q AND A HERE */

== I AM GOING TO OVERTHROW YOU CHAMP ==
AND KILL YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:13, 15 January 2011 (PST)
* AND RAPE YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:48, 4 February 2011 (PST)
** AND MOLEST YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 17:32, 5 February 2011 (PST)
*** YOU CAN DO ALL THAT BUT YOU CAN'T WORK ON RABBICHOSO -- [[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 17:45, 5 February 2011 (PST)
**** DAMN IT JERK -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 17:47, 5 February 2011 (PST)
Rabbichoso sucks.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:34, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== CWCki Improvement Team ==
The objective is to make the CWCki less gay.
Members:
*Delabonte

If you feel like you qualify, please put your name here:

* [[User:Ronichu]] - No idea what this is but it sounds good. Gimme a list of shit to do and I'll do it. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:42, 8 February 2011 (PST)
** Go through every article and delete stupid shit. Bad jokes. Stupid jokes. Retarded memes. Speculation. The works. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
* Well, I've already gone through and changed references of Chris's misogyny to chauvanism, since Chris is more of a chauvanist than he is a misogynist, so I'm game to play janitor on here. [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 15:00, 10 February 2011 (PST)
** I hope you're joking. That's not helping at all. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:46, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* I'll sign up... I found a minor inconsistency regarding GameSpot/Game Place. I think the new Autism transcripts might need some minor editing... but if there are more pressing needs let me know. --[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 23:11, 14 February 2011 (PST)

Make things concise. No more sperging walls of text on obscure topics. No more opinion. No more speculation. No more Ronichu. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:16, 15 February 2011 (PST)
*Also you shouldn't need us to tell you what to do. If you do you shouldn't be here. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:16, 15 February 2011 (PST)
:*Maybe it's because what you consider bad is entirely based on your personal opinion, along with Clyde's, and has no objective value. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:36, 15 February 2011 (PST)

== Q AND A HERE ==
start here:

Why do you not return my calls?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 15:00, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*because i have caller id -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:02, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Do you regret/wish you hadn't done something during your time trolling Chris? [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 18:43, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* i dunno -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:48, 9 February 2011 (PST)

How does it feel to be responsible for the drought according to legi0n?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 18:50, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* yeah i know. i totally caused it. feels good man -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]]

I read somewhere on ED that you're involved in at least one other trolling scheme. How does the manchild compare to trolling other lulcows? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:15, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* chris is dead. people need to learn to move on. chris was just something a bit bigger and probably got out of hand imo -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Is it difficult balancing trolling with fighting for freedom in China? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 20:35, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*I think someone's been listening to Guns n' Roses "Chinese Democracy" album. --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:11, 10, February 2011 (EST)
**Shut up. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:52, 11 February 2011 (PST)
** this is how i fight for freedom. once i expose american failures to the public, i will destroy america's status as superpower. duh -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)
***You rock, good sir. Or should I say "That Clyde is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns Americunts and doesnt afraid of anything..."? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
**** shut the fuck up -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Hey Clyde. I've always been curious, what is your favorite video game(s), and favorite video game console(s)? --[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:19, 10 February 2011 (EST)
* super mario galaxy 2 goty all years -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening and how many wraths to the nearest molton? [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:35, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* 7 -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

If you could go back in time and change one major historical event, what would it be and why? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 08:01, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* hitler's suicide. he had a lot more to accomplish. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Question from Ivy: "I am taller than you. Will you go back to China and do the taller surgery thing to be taller than me someday?" --[[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 12:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* "PS- Even in Heaven, I am taller than you." --[[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 12:36, 10 February 2011 (PST)
** fuck you -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Where did you very first discover Chris? Was it on /v/ or /b/? Also, what was the first move you made to troll Chris? I know Medic takes alot of the credit for the early days of CWC trolling, did he really have a big effect or was most of it handed to him? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 17:25, 10 February 2011 (PST)
*/v/ and medic did jack shit. the only person of note who did anything was evan. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

What is love? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 19:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* love -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Do you and the PVCC cabal really have Chris's email, voicemail, etc. under surveillance to protect against white knights and overly noobish trolls? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* no but i have his ps3 if that counts -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

You wouldn't happen to know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, would you?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:08, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* because it's full of fucking sugar and kids love that shit -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:46, 11 February 2011 (PST)

I have 2 questions actually... 1) What's the meaning of life? and 2) Why did you decide to start trolling Chris of all people? (not that I'm complaining) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:37, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* 1. because -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)
* 2. bcuz i was naive and young back then. those were the days my friend. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Is the PVCC kind of boring? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 23:17, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* if you're looking for chris shit, super boringo. there's like one user who keeps annoying everyone about chris shit and everyone's like shut up we're talking about donkey kong country returns now and he's like but wait can't we and we're like SHUT THE FUCK UP CHRIST and we lock his topics because that's how we fucking roll seriously it's like a stupid generic message board now the only reason we couldn't want to let people in is because it is a small tight knit community or smoething and really if you wanted to join you'd have been in #sonichu and we chillin with us and we'd let you in because that's the type of person we'd want in that community who shares the same interests and feelings you know because we got that same type of emotional connection but not in a gay way dude but like friendship like in that game mortal kombat you know -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

You are crazy. Agreed?--[[User:WeirdGuy|WeirdGuy]]
*fuck off -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Chinese Democracy the album sucked. Does this lower the bar for actual democracy in China? [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 17:00, 12 February 2011 (PST)
*chinese people don't even listen to rock and roll. they only listen to classical mozart. or else -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:02, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Is it true that there have been several people who have used the moniker "Clyde Cash" throughout the trolling of Chris, and you are in fact the third such person to do so? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:02, 18 February 2011 (PST)
*yeah, there's plenty of people pretending to be me. well, clyde. not me. i'm awesome. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:46, 21 February 2011 (PST)
*On a scale of 1 to 10, how silly would you consider yourself? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:08, 21 February, 2011 (EST)
** 29 -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:46, 21 February 2011 (PST)

Do you have any plans for Chris' birthday? Not you-know-who...I mean you in particular. I was thinking about buying a shitty toy gun and shooting at a dartboard with a picture of his face taped to it. Totally wholesome. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:46, 22 February 2011 (PST)
*SHUT UP VIVALAASPIE -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:28, 22 February 2011 (PST)

What do you consider your greatest achievement, Chris-related or otherwise?[[User:ProtoAuthor|ProtoAuthor]] 16:44, 22 February 2011 (PST)
*aren't you in irc, ask me in there. also don't fucking care. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:28, 22 February 2011 (PST)

Did you every have any sort of direct contact with Rocky Shoemaker? --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:18, 22 February 2011 (PST)
* no, well technically because we all have her e-mail -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:28, 22 February 2011 (PST)

==Math Questions go here==
[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:32, 11 February 2011 (PST)

User talk:Champthom

2011-02-22T18:43:21Z

Clydec: /* PSN Tracker */

Talk to me.

Be sure to check out the archives as well:

'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 5|5]]

==Champ tomas==

okay like i'll have all the subtitles backed up on my hd so far, did you have i have like 8gb of cwc shit on my computer? yeah i know right. so anywayyyy i have decided to credit ppl on both the caption titles (for example, "iamstraight by champthom") and the video descriptions for double the fun!!also if i can't upload the subtitles i can ask tito to. i should be fine though. [[User:Abejita Cortez|Abejita Cortez]] 19:09, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== PSN Tracker ==

I'm not sure if you're the right person to ask, but I recently got Chris to add me on the PSN.
How would I contribute to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 09:19, 22 February 2011 (PST)
*edit the psn tracker? i think anyone can edit it bro -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:42, 22 February 2011 (PST)
* http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:PSNTracker&action=edit here you go -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:43, 22 February 2011 (PST)

User talk:Champthom

2011-02-22T18:42:44Z

Clydec: /* PSN Tracker */

User:Clydec

2011-02-22T04:46:18Z

Clydec: /* Q AND A HERE */

== I AM GOING TO OVERTHROW YOU CHAMP ==
AND KILL YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:13, 15 January 2011 (PST)
* AND RAPE YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:48, 4 February 2011 (PST)
** AND MOLEST YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 17:32, 5 February 2011 (PST)
*** YOU CAN DO ALL THAT BUT YOU CAN'T WORK ON RABBICHOSO -- [[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 17:45, 5 February 2011 (PST)
**** DAMN IT JERK -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 17:47, 5 February 2011 (PST)
Rabbichoso sucks.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:34, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== CWCki Improvement Team ==
The objective is to make the CWCki less gay.
Members:
*Delabonte

If you feel like you qualify, please put your name here:

* [[User:Ronichu]] - No idea what this is but it sounds good. Gimme a list of shit to do and I'll do it. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:42, 8 February 2011 (PST)
** Go through every article and delete stupid shit. Bad jokes. Stupid jokes. Retarded memes. Speculation. The works. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
* Well, I've already gone through and changed references of Chris's misogyny to chauvanism, since Chris is more of a chauvanist than he is a misogynist, so I'm game to play janitor on here. [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 15:00, 10 February 2011 (PST)
** I hope you're joking. That's not helping at all. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:46, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* I'll sign up... I found a minor inconsistency regarding GameSpot/Game Place. I think the new Autism transcripts might need some minor editing... but if there are more pressing needs let me know. --[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 23:11, 14 February 2011 (PST)

Make things concise. No more sperging walls of text on obscure topics. No more opinion. No more speculation. No more Ronichu. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:16, 15 February 2011 (PST)
*Also you shouldn't need us to tell you what to do. If you do you shouldn't be here. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:16, 15 February 2011 (PST)
:*Maybe it's because what you consider bad is entirely based on your personal opinion, along with Clyde's, and has no objective value. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:36, 15 February 2011 (PST)

== Q AND A HERE ==
start here:

Why do you not return my calls?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 15:00, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*because i have caller id -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:02, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Do you regret/wish you hadn't done something during your time trolling Chris? [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 18:43, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* i dunno -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:48, 9 February 2011 (PST)

How does it feel to be responsible for the drought according to legi0n?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 18:50, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* yeah i know. i totally caused it. feels good man -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]]

I read somewhere on ED that you're involved in at least one other trolling scheme. How does the manchild compare to trolling other lulcows? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:15, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* chris is dead. people need to learn to move on. chris was just something a bit bigger and probably got out of hand imo -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Is it difficult balancing trolling with fighting for freedom in China? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 20:35, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*I think someone's been listening to Guns n' Roses "Chinese Democracy" album. --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:11, 10, February 2011 (EST)
**Shut up. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:52, 11 February 2011 (PST)
** this is how i fight for freedom. once i expose american failures to the public, i will destroy america's status as superpower. duh -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)
***You rock, good sir. Or should I say "That Clyde is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns Americunts and doesnt afraid of anything..."? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
**** shut the fuck up -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Hey Clyde. I've always been curious, what is your favorite video game(s), and favorite video game console(s)? --[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:19, 10 February 2011 (EST)
* super mario galaxy 2 goty all years -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening and how many wraths to the nearest molton? [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:35, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* 7 -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

If you could go back in time and change one major historical event, what would it be and why? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 08:01, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* hitler's suicide. he had a lot more to accomplish. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Question from Ivy: "I am taller than you. Will you go back to China and do the taller surgery thing to be taller than me someday?" --[[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 12:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* "PS- Even in Heaven, I am taller than you." --[[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 12:36, 10 February 2011 (PST)
** fuck you -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Where did you very first discover Chris? Was it on /v/ or /b/? Also, what was the first move you made to troll Chris? I know Medic takes alot of the credit for the early days of CWC trolling, did he really have a big effect or was most of it handed to him? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 17:25, 10 February 2011 (PST)
*/v/ and medic did jack shit. the only person of note who did anything was evan. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

What is love? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 19:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* love -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Do you and the PVCC cabal really have Chris's email, voicemail, etc. under surveillance to protect against white knights and overly noobish trolls? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* no but i have his ps3 if that counts -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

You wouldn't happen to know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, would you?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:08, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* because it's full of fucking sugar and kids love that shit -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:46, 11 February 2011 (PST)

I have 2 questions actually... 1) What's the meaning of life? and 2) Why did you decide to start trolling Chris of all people? (not that I'm complaining) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:37, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* 1. because -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)
* 2. bcuz i was naive and young back then. those were the days my friend. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Is the PVCC kind of boring? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 23:17, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* if you're looking for chris shit, super boringo. there's like one user who keeps annoying everyone about chris shit and everyone's like shut up we're talking about donkey kong country returns now and he's like but wait can't we and we're like SHUT THE FUCK UP CHRIST and we lock his topics because that's how we fucking roll seriously it's like a stupid generic message board now the only reason we couldn't want to let people in is because it is a small tight knit community or smoething and really if you wanted to join you'd have been in #sonichu and we chillin with us and we'd let you in because that's the type of person we'd want in that community who shares the same interests and feelings you know because we got that same type of emotional connection but not in a gay way dude but like friendship like in that game mortal kombat you know -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

You are crazy. Agreed?--[[User:WeirdGuy|WeirdGuy]]
*fuck off -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Chinese Democracy the album sucked. Does this lower the bar for actual democracy in China? [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 17:00, 12 February 2011 (PST)
*chinese people don't even listen to rock and roll. they only listen to classical mozart. or else -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:02, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Is it true that there have been several people who have used the moniker "Clyde Cash" throughout the trolling of Chris, and you are in fact the third such person to do so? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:02, 18 February 2011 (PST)
*yeah, there's plenty of people pretending to be me. well, clyde. not me. i'm awesome. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:46, 21 February 2011 (PST)
*On a scale of 1 to 10, how silly would you consider yourself? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:08, 21 February, 2011 (EST)
** 29 -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:46, 21 February 2011 (PST)

==Math Questions go here==
[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:32, 11 February 2011 (PST)

Talk:Ivy Q&A

2011-02-13T17:42:44Z

Clydec:

The bulk of this is coming guys, I changed the name of the project name since it's sorta in character and it's less formal. Make it pretty but don't change the essence and definitely wikify this bitch. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:23, 12 February 2011 (PST)

I also want to thank [[User:Canine|Canine]] who helped me collect the information from Ivy's ghost, Gecki and Allucard for helping process it, and of course, Ivy's ghost herself for taking time from the afterlife to impart her story on us. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:25, 12 February 2011 (PST)

*christ you people are fucking dumb with this ivy's ghost shit. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 01:00, 13 February 2011 (PST)
** if you're wondering, it's a true account GHOSTwritten by ivy's friend. heh see what i did there. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 09:42, 13 February 2011 (PST)

Talk:Ivy Q&A

2011-02-13T09:00:03Z

Clydec:

CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial

2011-02-13T08:59:09Z

Clydec: sigh he didn't make the video. he made the damn level in lbp2, just more ps3 shit

'''CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial''' is an LBP video published by Chris on the 9th of [[February 2011|February, 2011]]. In it, Chris details how to build and use a collector's case.

==Video==

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| name = CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial
| video = {{#ev:youtube|oHh9cS34wDk}}
| stardate = 12 February 2011
| subject = {{Video games|Video Games}}
| previous = [[100 2357.MOV]]
| next = Current

}}

===Transcript===

''{As Chris speaks, Sonichu's mouth moves more or less in sync}''

Hello, and welcome to the tutorial of the Collector's Case in LittleBigPlanet, originally created by Christian Weston Chandler. I'm your host, Sonichu, the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, and today we are going to tour the Collector's Case, which was originally created in LittleBigPlanet, but now being revamped, in LittleBigPlanet 2!

Back in the first LittleBigPlanet, [[Christian Weston Chandler | we]] were limited to using chains, pulleys, and Disolve Material to hide and store our prizes we either created, or collected, over da community. But now, thanks to LittleBigPlanet 2, we now have another option: the drawers!

If you recall the arcade level in LittleBigPlanet 2, which is the first level of the final zone of the game, you will notice the arcade machines, where if you play the mini-games a little bit, you would unlock a prize, which would drop from the top of the machine. That's essentially called a "drawer system". And I use that technology... similarly, here in the... LBT-- LittleBigPlanet 2 version of the Collector's Case. Originially, I was only able to offer four tools for the Collector's Case. Which were, the uh, upper, middle and lower sections, of course including the introductory one with the entrance... [something] the sets of boxes. And also the Disolve Shelves, as well as the uh... yeah, the other set, including the elevators. Which were rods, and sponges. And for da tutorial, we will be looking at, and examining... with inspection parts, with collector- of the Collector's Case, as well as the individual options available then and now.

Okay, before we go up, we'll talk about the individual parts. Disolve Parts, Dislove Shelves. Put your memorables behind these, and you can drop 'em down all at once. You can either, uh, put the bubbles in the top, or remove the front temporarily, by moving it forward and then sticking it back after you put the bubbles in place. One bubble for each square. And the shelves here, they have a thin layer on the front and a thin layer on the back. An inner-outer switch, which you- which is obvious right there, check your tutorials on that. And this box- and the bigger box, which goes into the... which these small boxes go into the bigger box. Two layers - one thin, one thick. The thinner ones will keep the, uh... will keep the shelves in place after you pull 'em outward. And of course, then again, you wanna make sure you pull the shelves- the front of the shelves- the front of the drawer outward, so you can stick your bubbles in there. Shrinking may apply, because there are no holes on top of these boxes.

Okay, so, we are in da boxes. Yep. We gonna go look at da boxes... Yep. Press a button, any button... There's a key. Pull a lever... Anything you want! It's your box! Puttin' your box together... Hold onto it, swing around, collect da bubbles! Bubbles all down... New message! Make 'em drop, drop 'em as you go. Oh and of course, you don't want the ball and chain to get in the way, to prevent the uh, shelves from opening up, or making the bubbles difficult to drop. Make sure you have a scoreboard at the end, so you can finish it up. Aaand don't let conformity get in the way, decorating's good. Look at all this fun stuff!

Take the elevator up, dun de dun de dun... And, swing around, have fun... Weeeeee! Also, a good idea - smart presentations of the items. So you know what's in the bubbles. Better idea - stickers are also good too! And of course, you should also, uh, reccomended... put the actual copy of the item IN the level. Outside of a bubble, especially if they're copy-protected. Yeah.

So anyway, that's essentially it for the, uh... stuff. So yeah. You can also back- You can also back these up onto your hard drive, or put 'em up on the internet! Do what you want! Yayyyy! Everybody have a safe dayyyy! Enjoy yourselves, and the Collector's Cases I put together for youuu! Yayyyy!

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

User:Clydec

2011-02-13T02:02:52Z

Clydec: /* Q AND A HERE */

== I AM GOING TO OVERTHROW YOU CHAMP ==
AND KILL YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:13, 15 January 2011 (PST)
* AND RAPE YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:48, 4 February 2011 (PST)
** AND MOLEST YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 17:32, 5 February 2011 (PST)
*** YOU CAN DO ALL THAT BUT YOU CAN'T WORK ON RABBICHOSO -- [[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 17:45, 5 February 2011 (PST)
**** DAMN IT JERK -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 17:47, 5 February 2011 (PST)
Rabbichoso sucks.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:34, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== CWCki Improvement Team ==
The objective is to make the CWCki less gay.
Members:
*Delabonte

If you feel like you qualify, please put your name here:

* [[User:Ronichu]] - No idea what this is but it sounds good. Gimme a list of shit to do and I'll do it. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:42, 8 February 2011 (PST)
** Go through every article and delete stupid shit. Bad jokes. Stupid jokes. Retarded memes. Speculation. The works. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
* Well, I've already gone through and changed references of Chris's misogyny to chauvanism, since Chris is more of a chauvanist than he is a misogynist, so I'm game to play janitor on here. [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 15:00, 10 February 2011 (PST)
** I hope you're joking. That's not helping at all. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:46, 11 February 2011 (PST)

== Q AND A HERE ==
start here:

Why do you not return my calls?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 15:00, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*because i have caller id -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:02, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Do you regret/wish you hadn't done something during your time trolling Chris? [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 18:43, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* i dunno -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:48, 9 February 2011 (PST)

How does it feel to be responsible for the drought according to legi0n?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 18:50, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* yeah i know. i totally caused it. feels good man -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]]

I read somewhere on ED that you're involved in at least one other trolling scheme. How does the manchild compare to trolling other lulcows? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:15, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* chris is dead. people need to learn to move on. chris was just something a bit bigger and probably got out of hand imo -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Is it difficult balancing trolling with fighting for freedom in China? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 20:35, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*I think someone's been listening to Guns n' Roses "Chinese Democracy" album. --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:11, 10, February 2011 (EST)
**Shut up. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:52, 11 February 2011 (PST)
** this is how i fight for freedom. once i expose american failures to the public, i will destroy america's status as superpower. duh -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)
***You rock, good sir. Or should I say "That Clyde is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns Americunts and doesnt afraid of anything..."? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
**** shut the fuck up -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Hey Clyde. I've always been curious, what is your favorite video game(s), and favorite video game console(s)? --[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:19, 10 February 2011 (EST)
* super mario galaxy 2 goty all years -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening and how many wraths to the nearest molton? [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:35, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* 7 -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

If you could go back in time and change one major historical event, what would it be and why? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 08:01, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* hitler's suicide. he had a lot more to accomplish. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Question from Ivy: "I am taller than you. Will you go back to China and do the taller surgery thing to be taller than me someday?" --[[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 12:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* "PS- Even in Heaven, I am taller than you." --[[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 12:36, 10 February 2011 (PST)
** fuck you -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Where did you very first discover Chris? Was it on /v/ or /b/? Also, what was the first move you made to troll Chris? I know Medic takes alot of the credit for the early days of CWC trolling, did he really have a big effect or was most of it handed to him? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 17:25, 10 February 2011 (PST)
*/v/ and medic did jack shit. the only person of note who did anything was evan. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

What is love? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 19:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* love -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Do you and the PVCC cabal really have Chris's email, voicemail, etc. under surveillance to protect against white knights and overly noobish trolls? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* no but i have his ps3 if that counts -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

You wouldn't happen to know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, would you?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:08, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* because it's full of fucking sugar and kids love that shit -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:46, 11 February 2011 (PST)

I have 2 questions actually... 1) What's the meaning of life? and 2) Why did you decide to start trolling Chris of all people? (not that I'm complaining) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:37, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* 1. because -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)
* 2. bcuz i was naive and young back then. those were the days my friend. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Is the PVCC kind of boring? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 23:17, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* if you're looking for chris shit, super boringo. there's like one user who keeps annoying everyone about chris shit and everyone's like shut up we're talking about donkey kong country returns now and he's like but wait can't we and we're like SHUT THE FUCK UP CHRIST and we lock his topics because that's how we fucking roll seriously it's like a stupid generic message board now the only reason we couldn't want to let people in is because it is a small tight knit community or smoething and really if you wanted to join you'd have been in #sonichu and we chillin with us and we'd let you in because that's the type of person we'd want in that community who shares the same interests and feelings you know because we got that same type of emotional connection but not in a gay way dude but like friendship like in that game mortal kombat you know -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

You are crazy. Agreed?--[[User:WeirdGuy|WeirdGuy]]
*fuck off -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Chinese Democracy the album sucked. Does this lower the bar for actual democracy in China? [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 17:00, 12 February 2011 (PST)
*chinese people don't even listen to rock and roll. they only listen to classical mozart. or else -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:02, 12 February 2011 (PST)

==Math Questions go here==
[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:32, 11 February 2011 (PST)

Talk:CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial

2011-02-12T23:37:55Z

Clydec:

I'll format this later unless someone else does it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:36, 12 February 2011 (PST)

oh yeah and he was found on these boards trying to pimp out his thing for a contest (before he was deleted for multiple accountz)

basically he wants the trolls to give him good ratings (somehow) and make him win the contest maybe chris thinkjs it's doensb jkldb by view count but whatever because everyone can now watch it on youtube so go fuck youself chris hahahahah

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:41zkQzsh59EJ:www.littlebignetwork.com/showthread.php/9505-For-LBN-How-to-contest+littlebignetwork+sonichu1982&hl=en&gl=us&strip=1

http://www.littlebignetwork.com/member.php/3732-Sonichu1982 -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:37, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Talk:CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial

2011-02-12T23:37:42Z

Clydec:

I'll format this later unless someone else does it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:36, 12 February 2011 (PST)

oh yeah and he was found on these boards trying to pimp out his thing for a contest (before he was deleted for multiple accountz)

basically he wants the trolls to give him good ratings (somehow) and make him win the contest maybe chris thinkjs it's doensb jkldb by view count but whatever because everyone can now watch it on youtube so go fuck youself chris hahahahah

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:41zkQzsh59EJ:www.littlebignetwork.com/showthread.php/9505-For-LBN-How-to-contest+littlebignetwork+sonichu1982&hl=en&gl=us&strip=1 -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:37, 12 February 2011 (PST)

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2011-02-12T23:33:11Z

Clydec: clyde was heer

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* 12 [[February 2011|February]]: [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial]] is recorded by some guy and put on the internet so people who dont have that shitty ass game can watch the fucking stupidest thing seriously i didn't get 3 seconds into it also fuck you champ
* 8 [[February 2011|February]]: Chris leaves a message on his ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' account begging for a change on the [[CWCki]] main page.
* 30 [[January 2011|January]]: [[Trollin Train]] is made public, along with [[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV|JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication]] and some more material involving [[JenkinsJinkies]].
* 2 December - The [[Jackie E-mails 21|final]] [[Jackie E-mails 22|email]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|exchanges]] between Chris and [[Jackie]] are released.
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CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial

2011-02-12T23:32:16Z

Clydec: Created page with "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHh9cS34wDk here some guy on youtube recorded it or something and some guy was like you should put this on the cwcki and i was like okay but fuck ..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHh9cS34wDk

here some guy on youtube recorded it or something and some guy was like you should put this on the cwcki and i was like okay but fuck actual wiki standards because standards are gay

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2011-02-12T23:31:45Z

Clydec:

{{quote|"[[True and Loyal Fanbase|(ungrateful people)]]... You All [[Chris and Health|Sicken]] Me! >:( [[Toys|Grow Up]]!!!" Hey! [[CWCki]]! Make THAT your Long-Featured Quote! And Mock ILL of my [[CWC's Collector's Case Tutorial|Collector's Case Tutorial Animation]] while you're at it! Let Me Just Be! Let Me Live!| [http://lbp.me/v/w4vcbs Chris pleading mercy to the trolls via the Little Big Planet Community]}}

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User:Clydec

2011-02-12T23:30:38Z

Clydec: /* Q AND A HERE */

== I AM GOING TO OVERTHROW YOU CHAMP ==
AND KILL YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:13, 15 January 2011 (PST)
* AND RAPE YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:48, 4 February 2011 (PST)
** AND MOLEST YOU -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 17:32, 5 February 2011 (PST)
*** YOU CAN DO ALL THAT BUT YOU CAN'T WORK ON RABBICHOSO -- [[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 17:45, 5 February 2011 (PST)
**** DAMN IT JERK -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 17:47, 5 February 2011 (PST)
Rabbichoso sucks.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:34, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== CWCki Improvement Team ==
The objective is to make the CWCki less gay.
Members:
*Delabonte

If you feel like you qualify, please put your name here:

* [[User:Ronichu]] - No idea what this is but it sounds good. Gimme a list of shit to do and I'll do it. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:42, 8 February 2011 (PST)
** Go through every article and delete stupid shit. Bad jokes. Stupid jokes. Retarded memes. Speculation. The works. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
* Well, I've already gone through and changed references of Chris's misogyny to chauvanism, since Chris is more of a chauvanist than he is a misogynist, so I'm game to play janitor on here. [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 15:00, 10 February 2011 (PST)
** I hope you're joking. That's not helping at all. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:46, 11 February 2011 (PST)

== Q AND A HERE ==
start here:

Why do you not return my calls?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 15:00, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*because i have caller id -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:02, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Do you regret/wish you hadn't done something during your time trolling Chris? [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 18:43, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* i dunno -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 18:48, 9 February 2011 (PST)

How does it feel to be responsible for the drought according to legi0n?[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 18:50, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* yeah i know. i totally caused it. feels good man -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]]

I read somewhere on ED that you're involved in at least one other trolling scheme. How does the manchild compare to trolling other lulcows? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 19:15, 9 February 2011 (PST)
* chris is dead. people need to learn to move on. chris was just something a bit bigger and probably got out of hand imo -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Is it difficult balancing trolling with fighting for freedom in China? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 20:35, 9 February 2011 (PST)
*I think someone's been listening to Guns n' Roses "Chinese Democracy" album. --[[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 02:11, 10, February 2011 (EST)
**Shut up. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:52, 11 February 2011 (PST)
** this is how i fight for freedom. once i expose american failures to the public, i will destroy america's status as superpower. duh -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)
***You rock, good sir. Or should I say "That Clyde is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns Americunts and doesnt afraid of anything..."? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
**** shut the fuck up -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Hey Clyde. I've always been curious, what is your favorite video game(s), and favorite video game console(s)? --[[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:19, 10 February 2011 (EST)
* super mario galaxy 2 goty all years -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening and how many wraths to the nearest molton? [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:35, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* 7 -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

If you could go back in time and change one major historical event, what would it be and why? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 08:01, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* hitler's suicide. he had a lot more to accomplish. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:19, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Question from Ivy: "I am taller than you. Will you go back to China and do the taller surgery thing to be taller than me someday?" --[[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 12:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* "PS- Even in Heaven, I am taller than you." --[[User:Jerk|Jerk]] 12:36, 10 February 2011 (PST)
** fuck you -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Where did you very first discover Chris? Was it on /v/ or /b/? Also, what was the first move you made to troll Chris? I know Medic takes alot of the credit for the early days of CWC trolling, did he really have a big effect or was most of it handed to him? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 17:25, 10 February 2011 (PST)
*/v/ and medic did jack shit. the only person of note who did anything was evan. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

What is love? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 19:32, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* love -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

Do you and the PVCC cabal really have Chris's email, voicemail, etc. under surveillance to protect against white knights and overly noobish trolls? [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 20:53, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* no but i have his ps3 if that counts -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 22:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)

You wouldn't happen to know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch, would you?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:08, 10 February 2011 (PST)
* because it's full of fucking sugar and kids love that shit -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:46, 11 February 2011 (PST)

I have 2 questions actually... 1) What's the meaning of life? and 2) Why did you decide to start trolling Chris of all people? (not that I'm complaining) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:37, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* 1. because -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)
* 2. bcuz i was naive and young back then. those were the days my friend. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

Is the PVCC kind of boring? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 23:17, 11 February 2011 (PST)
* if you're looking for chris shit, super boringo. there's like one user who keeps annoying everyone about chris shit and everyone's like shut up we're talking about donkey kong country returns now and he's like but wait can't we and we're like SHUT THE FUCK UP CHRIST and we lock his topics because that's how we fucking roll seriously it's like a stupid generic message board now the only reason we couldn't want to let people in is because it is a small tight knit community or smoething and really if you wanted to join you'd have been in #sonichu and we chillin with us and we'd let you in because that's the type of person we'd want in that community who shares the same interests and feelings you know because we got that same type of emotional connection but not in a gay way dude but like friendship like in that game mortal kombat you know -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

You are crazy. Agreed?--[[User:WeirdGuy|WeirdGuy]]
*fuck off -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:30, 12 February 2011 (PST)

==Math Questions go here==
[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:32, 11 February 2011 (PST)

User:Clydec

2011-02-11T19:46:43Z

Clydec: /* Q AND A HERE */

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2011-02-11T19:46:18Z

Clydec: /* CWCki Improvement Team */

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2011-02-11T06:40:52Z

Clydec: /* Q AND A HERE */

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2011-02-10T22:04:22Z

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2011-02-10T19:19:24Z

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2011-02-10T02:51:08Z

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CWCki:General

2011-02-09T23:29:57Z

Clydec:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__

{{Community Portal}}

*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]
*[[CWCki:General/Archive 2|Archive 2]]

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

== Anonymax is hereby a CWCki admin ==

Because I am far too [[stress|STRESSED]] to constantly monitor CWCki like I use to, and because the CWCki has gotten larger, I hereby dub Anonymax a CWCki admin. May he use his powers for good, not evil. If you have problems, you can all <strike>stop bothering me</strike> bring your problems to him as well.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:10, 9 November 2010 (PST)
* everyone keep bothering champthom -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 20:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== A booru for CWC-related fan art ==

Hi guys. I'm here to ask you a simple question.

There's a site out there that allows you to create a free "booru". A "booru" is an online gallery that anyone of its members can contribute to. Another "booru" feature is tagging: e.g., if you add a "rosechu" tag to all pictures featuring Rosechu; then, if you search for "rosechu", you'll find every pic with the "rosechu" tag; etc. It's quite a useful thing. Examples of "boorus": Danbooru, Gelbooru, Paheal (aka Rule 34).

I can create a booru (on the site I mentioned) for CWC-related fan art, for CWCkians to browse and contribute to. The question is, are CWCkians interested in this? That's what I want you guys to tell me.

P.S.: Btw, there's a lot of fan art pics on CWCki, and most of them aren't used in actual articles. If such a booru were to exist, all these pics could be safely deleted from the CWCki database, I reckon. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:01, 10 November 2010 (PST)

== Fan videos ==
I think we should limit the fan videos to 2 max per page, since thay are not really relevant and most of the time don't add much, take for example the "CWC fighter" page, currently it has 6 fan videos.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 11:18, 12 November 2010 (PST)

== A counter for the main page ==

Since this is like the fifth time Chris has declared he's leaving the internet forever, do you think a counter could be added to DA Update? Like the old one which counted how many days he'd missed on his page a day schedule, it could count how many days he lasts before he uploads another video. Chris doesn't tend to last too long on these things but he did go for a month and a half over the summer without a video update and it might be interesting to see if he manages to beat his previous record. [[User:Whispsonichu|Whispsonichu]] 13:34, 22 November 2010 (PST)
:That actually sounds like a pretty good idea. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 13:59, 22 November 2010 (PST)
{{:User:Anonymax/Quitcount}}
My initial idea for it. The tech for it works. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:30, 22 November 2010 (PST)

*Oh wow, that looks really good. [[User:Whispsonichu|Whispsonichu]] 15:31, 22 November 2010 (PST)

I also have another suggestion to respectfully add to this. If the site has the available bandwidth and space, why not run a streaming news ticker across the front of the page under the CWCki banner, just before the main page articles? This is for when Chris "possibly" goes a longer length of time away from the internet. Say, 50 or 100 days goes by, it could say something like; "BREAKING NEWS: Chris has been away from the internet for 100 Days Now! A NEW RECORD!". Something to that effect, but I think that would be a fun idea. Maybe throw in some random quotes as well and factoids as well, much like the "Did you Know...", but do it as a streaming ticker. --[[Chris Pickles|Chris Pickles]] 00:12, 26 2010 (EST)

== working on the Sonichu comic articles ==
They are way too fucking long. They need to be shortened down. [[Sonichu 9]] for example. I mean fuck who is actually going to read that than just watch the audiobooks or some shit? -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:40, 4 December 2010 (PST)

*I took a crack at the #9 article. I think the problem with the pages for #9 and #10 is that users were updating the article as Chris was updating the comics on CWCipedia. So the summaries read like shit because it was a bunch of people tacking their reactions everytime Chris added new pages. Hopefully [[Sonichu 9]] reads better now, even if it may not be short enough.[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 17:18, 4 December 2010 (PST)

== Chris, the Master of Disguise ==

is it worth creating a page detailing all the times chris has gone "undercover"? like the kacey call, junior jenkins, the emails where he pretended to be a teenage girl or whatever, and any time he pretended to be an "evil troll". i think his bizarre attempts to act like another person and believe he's fooling everyone provide good insight into how his mind works and how he sees the world. plus it's funny as fuck -- [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 15:53, 7 December 2010 (PST)
*I don't know. It sounds like a good idea with some potential....maybe we could make it a new addition of the Chris and Cosplay page? After all, that's what it is, in a sense.... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 20:31, 7 December 2010 (PST)
**Junior Jenkins isn't Chris jackass. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 23:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Hey, I'm lazy ==

Can someone make a PSN tracker template or some shit for the front page? Basically, people will keep an eye on Chris' PSN activities and update the template. So something like "DATE - Fatty uploaded a new cart to modnation racers. Go downvote it now!".

Or something. Whatever. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:57, 20 December 2010 (PST)
*I would refrain from using language like "fatty" and any concrete trolling plan in response but given the amount of time Chris spends on the PS3, it is worth documenting. There's a requested template award in for it.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 20 December 2010 (PST)
*If only such a template existed/was updated regularly. It would be especially useful if it were updated by someone reliable, such as Clydec. [[User:Clydec/PS3_Tracker|I guess we'll just have to keep hoping]]. (It isn't a template though. FUCKING WRITE ON HIS TALK PAGE GOD DAMN). [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:41, 20 December 2010 (PST)

== The CWCki Quality Review ==

I've gotten some complaints about the quality of the CWCki. Now I haven't really noticed anything super bad but this is something I hear from some people and I think that given the CWCki's second anniversary is coming up next week, we should have a frank open discussion about article quality and think of ways to address it.

I encourage everyone who uses the CWCki to offer their feedback so we can maintain the high quality standards we set for the CWCki.

So, I ask you all this - how is the CWCki doing? What do you think of article quality? How could it improve? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:47, 18 January 2011 (PST)

:1) I think the top priority for the CWCki in Year Three is to organize the content we already have. [[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] has been kicking ass sorting videos and saga-related content, and I think that's the sort of thing we need right now. For example, Chris was working on a ''novel'' last year, and most people probably forgot all about it, because the details are buried in the [[Wallflower E-mails]], instead of being presented in their own article. We have a lot of raw information here, and I think part of the CWCki's role should be to digest those primary sources, so a reader can get the highlights without having to pore over hours of chatlogs or sift through weeks' worth of e-mails. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 14:59, 18 January 2011 (PST)

:2) The second priority needs to be to crack down on namefaggotry going on around here. I don't object to personalizing one's user page, or using the user talk pages, but lately it feels like that's all some users do around here. The emphasis needs to be on the articles, not introducing yourself and your agenda to the community. Conversely, it annoys me when users add useless shit to articles, as if making any contribution at all increases their wiki XP or something. I'm thinking specifically of those dumb "reaction shot" images, but the same can be said for excessive piping, speculation, or anything where quality takes a back seat to quantity. In moderation, the reaction shot images could be funny, but mostly they just felt like someone was trying too hard. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 14:59, 18 January 2011 (PST)

: Just a small complaint really, (Since DethChemist already hit all the truly necessary points) but I think some further research is required on some pages. For example, the [[Zapina|Zapina article]] says (paraphrasing from memory) that while still a shitty character, Zapina hasn't really ripped off another character. I took one look at Zapina and realized that she's a transgendered version of obscure (And almost-universally disliked) [[Sonic the Hedgehog| Sonic]] character [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Charmy_Bee| Charmy Bee], with a lightbulb in her ass instead of a stinger and the head traded out for Sonichu's. (Why Chris would do this is just... I dunno, really, but it IS Chris.) Anyway, just a reminder that maybe some further research is required on some articles. [[User:DJChaos|DJChaos]] 15:18, 7 February 2011 (PST)

==JenkinsJinkies Articles==

[[Coffee Place]] and [[Amanda]] articles need to be dealt with. I'd suggest that the Coffee Place article become a subsection of [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]] and become a redirect, while the Amanda article just be deleted. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 22:30, 30 January 2011 (PST)
*Coffee Place article should be preserved as it is a historical document in its own worth. Perhaps Amanda could be incorporated into [[Burger King]]?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:08, 4 February 2011 (PST)

==Foreign languages==
While there's always work to be done on the CWCki, since there probably won't be new Chris related content for a while, I was wondering how many CWCkians are proficient in foreign languages. It may be an interesting endeavor and perhaps could work with [{TheCWCvilleLibrary]] to create subtitles for all of Chris's videos. That way, all the world can know of Chris's failings.

I think [[Spanish]] should be the first language, but I'm curious if this is feasible given the current user base. Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:08, 4 February 2011 (PST)

*I've taken French as a second language class for 7 years and I've done two French immersion courses. If it's necessary, I can do that. I'm not sure how useful it would be, though. Is it just adding subtitles to videos, or is it translating the entire wiki into a foreign language? If it's the latter, there's no point in trying. If it's the former, there are still diminishing returns. I've been to France a few times and there are very few people there who can't speak English pretty well, and most can read it even better. The only French people I've met who couldn't speak or read any English were those in Aix, and they barely even have computers there. It would be a very small group of people that this would appeal to. If anything, they should be translated to a west/east Asian or Far-East European language, as it's much less common for them to speak English. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 05:23, 5 February 2011 (PST)
*Spanish is my first language, so I could work on those subtitles if you decide you need them. [[User:Cesare|Cesare]] 14:11, 7 February 2011 (PST)

==improvement project proposal ==
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:AllPages

http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special%3AAllPages&from=%22Damian+Antaria%22%2C+PLEASE%2C+Don%27t+Leave+Me+-+I+NEED+YOU!!!&to=9+October+2009&namespace=0

Every article needs to be improved. This must be a notice on every page for people to start taking dumb shit out of articles.
Video articles should be locked once it's in its final form. If people want to make changes, they'll have to go through the talk page.
Pages need to be approved by a mod before we can move onto the next set on the AllPages Special page.

The project will start from all the non-alphabet characters.

-- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:29, 9 February 2011 (PST)

CWCki talk:Inside the Pickle Suit

2011-02-09T23:06:36Z

Clydec: /* Candidates for Future Interviews */

==Candidates for Future Interviews==
Debate future candidates for interviews and vote for them here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:37, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:How about [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]? We know Clyde posed as Miyamoto at the time, but Reggie's role has never really been explained beyond the e-mail records. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 17:51, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:I would to see [[Pandahalo]] interviewed. Chris was still obsessed with her as recent as August of last year.--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:52, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:What about [[Kacey]]? She actually met in him in real life but there's no information about that on her page. -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 21:39, 3 February 2011 (PST)

::*Not to shoot down ideas but PandaHalo is probably out of the question as she's sorta disappeared from the trolling scene, and Kacey wants nothing to do with trolling nowadays. But keep them coming.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:48, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:I like the idea of asking Emily some questions, or maybe try and find someone from Chris's past to see how he was BEFORE the trolls came into his life... like Megan (though she herself is probably out of the question considering their past... but someone like her from Chris's past). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 11:44, 4 February 2011 (PST)
::Lucas and Mimms? I've heard that they still keep in touch with PVCC, though I doubt they have anything else to add.--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 21:04, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:::There's already a [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]], is there really that much more we can learn from them? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 11:00, 9 February 2011 (PST)
:[[Alec Benson Leary]] would be a good one. Setting Asperchu aside, I think it'd be interesting to hear about what it's like trying to maintain a dialogue with Chris for up to an hour. Same goes for [[Jackie]], only with e-mail. Obviously, Jackie could get Chris's attention by being a girl, but it was still impressive how she managed to keep him going for as long as she did.--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 16:56, 4 February 2011 (PST)
* I also say Jackie (and Lars) since they're the most recent and she got him to make some bizarre videos--[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:14, 5 February 2011 (PST)

:Would Vivian Gee be available?--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 21:04, 4 February 2011 (PST)

I vote Bluespike [[User:BSD|BSD]] 22:56, 4 February 2011 (PST)
Seconded for Bluespike--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 12:52, 5 February 2011 (PST)
*But BlueSpike's always on IRC anyway. Just ask him there. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 13:59, 5 February 2011 (PST)

:I vote for Emily. Out of all of the trolls, Emily comes off as the most enigmatic to me and thus, would be interesting to get some more information on her time in the trolling foxholes. [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 16:00, 5 February 2011 (PST)

I vote for Bluespike since there are a few questions I would like to ask him. [[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 16:15, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Fuck doing Emily, I doubt she has much to say we don't already know. I don't think she'd be interesting to do a Q&A with at all. Pretty much all she did was meet up with Chris at the mall, and we have all the audio from that and her descriptions of what were happening at the time.

That said, I vote for Clyde, but I know he won't fucking do it. He's the only one out of the rest of the candidates besides Ivy that I really want to hear from. I guess a more realistic vote would be for Bluespike, but really I don't think any of them besides Clyde would have very interesting answers. The appeal of Ivy is that all the trolling she did was not really documented in meticulous detail as was with the rest of these people. Clyde has been at it since the beginning, that's the only reason I'd want him to participate. Otherwise, I don't really think there is a whole lot to ask the others. I think the Ivy Q&A will clear up a lot, but we pretty much know EVERYTHING about the rest of these trolls. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 00:37, 8 February 2011 (PST)

I cast my vote for [[Robert Simmons V]], or [[Joshua Martinez]]. They have real life testimony, and the only people who trolled him who actually had a somewhat positive view of him at one point. [[User:Jeremyorkin|Jeremyorkin]] 15:00, 8 Febuary 2011 (PST)

I'd also like to submit a vote for [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]. It was posted on /cwc/ the other day that The Man in Pickle Suit is in fact a former user from #sonichu called podmonkey, (CWCPodMonkey on YouTube), and that he is in fact the [[Magical Man]] in the Magical Man Potion, Rollin' and Trollin', and PS3 Tutorial videos. I'd like to ask him if that is true, and I'd like to see the relevant changes made to the CWCki if so. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 18:28, 8 February 2011 (PST)

I VOTE FOR DAVE CHAPPELLE AND CHAMPTHOM -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:06, 9 February 2011 (PST)

== Format ==
Just curious, would people prefer audio or text? Some trolls will opt for text but in cases where audio is possible, would you want it? There's the work involved in transcribing but I wonder if people will consider them more authentic. Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:03, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:I prefer audio. Text is one thing, but with audio you can actually hear some of the emotions involved, which makes the interview a little more interesting and, sometimes, even a little funnier. [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 16:02, 5 February 2011 (PST)

I'd love to have the questions answered in an audio and/or video format, even if Ivy didn't show her face. But I know she didn't want herself out there in regards to Chris, so it's understandable if she wants it in a simply text format. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 20:26, 7 February 2011 (PST)

== The validity of all this (or: Incharacter/Out of character) ==

This is something I really should have thought of before starting this, but I'll bring it up here and see what you all think.

Currently, for the most part and with few tiny exceptions, things on the CWCki are from Chris's point of view. As it's been said elsewhere, this wouldn't be a very interesting wiki as it would be a wiki about basement dwellers who troll Chris if we were to go with the "true" story. Thus, we tend to go with how Chris saw the events.

There is a problem with that, namely that I've seen complaints that this confuses people who aren't sure if these people are real or trolls and more or less doesn't explain what's going on to a new person well. However, being in character helps absolve any sort of liability and responsibility as we're just reporting things as Chris has described them to us through his correspondences, media, etc.

So should we even have these interviews? If so, how should we handle them? I think that any reasonably intelligent person should realize that nothing with Chris is genuine and that it might help to explain their motives and such but at the same time sorta ruins the magic and mystique behind them.

So what do you all think? Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:59, 4 February 2011 (PST)

i think this idea is fucking stupid and seriously who gives a shit. honestly, only fucking people who grasp onto this whole troll persona bullshit give a shit. if you're trying to bring life into the cwcki, stop because there will never be more life into it unless we actually fix the articles we have instead of adding more fucking bullshit on top of this. besides, this goes against all this whole CITATION NEEDED bullshit if we're going to ask people about retarded nonsense because i could say anything and fuckers would grasp onto that and take it as word of god. also bluespike is a little scamp -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:45, 4 February 2011 (PST)

:I don't hold much say at all, but personally I agree with Clyde, at least on some points. We're really very stingy with citations, and it helps so we don't make up shit, or take some random troll conversations as 'canon'. But pulling in the trolls sort of breaks that, because they could say anything they wanted, and it would be considered canon just because there's no evidence to disprove it. It's an interesting idea, but we have to consider what this means for the CWCki. If this falls through, maybe we should show a marker or something for troll words, something to keep in mind, but not fully accept due to its subjective nature? I don't think in-character shit will be a problem, Ivy could be Edarem for all we know, but as long as he's Ivy on the CWCki, and in this interview, it's all good.

Plus, fixing some articles would be good. I should really get on with helping out. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 11:33, 7 February 2011 (PST)

I think this is an awesome idea and I really hope you guys go through with it and continue after Ivy. This is just the opinion of an outsider who has followed Chris since '07 when the /v/ threads first started. And from what I see on /cwc/ this is the opinion of most of the people on the outside looking in on the sagas of CWC. I know people like Clyde and I'm sure others at the PVCC could give a fuck less, but I and many others find the "behind-the-scenes" stories as it were to be quite interesting and intriguing. I know you guys have a certain format for the CWCki, so I think this is the perfect forum to answer questions people still have about the various sagas and the trolls who made them happen. It's all old news for you guys in the know, but not so for the rest of us. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 20:31, 7 February 2011 (PST)

== seriously formality is gay just add questions on my talk page ==
i'll answer whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:02, 9 February 2011 (PST)

User:Clydec

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Clydec: /* Q AND A HERE */

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CWCki:Inside the Pickle Suit

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Clydec: /* Candidates for Future Interviews */

'''Inside the Pickle Suit''' is an ongoing [[CWCki]] project where CWCki users can ask trolls involved with Chris their side of the story in a series of interviews in order to gain information to improve CWCki articles.

The first interview will be with '''Ivy's ghost''', scheduled for 11 February 2011.

==Candidates for Future Interviews==
Difficulty - must be trolls (no [[Megan]], [[The Wallflower]], etc.).

'''Vote for next interview on the [[CWCki talk:Inside the Pickle Suit|talk page]] by 10 February 2011.'''

Some possibilities (not inclusive):

*<s>[[BlueSpike]]/Julie</s>
*[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]
*[[Emily]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus]]
*<s>[[Clyde Cash]]</s>
*<s>Panda</s>
*<s>Kacey</s>

==Rules of Engagement==
*No stupid questions (i.e. "What's your REAL name?," "Where do you REALLY live?").
*Read the relevant articles first before asking.

==Questions==
Ask your questions here. Be sure to [[Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Sign_your_comments|sign your question]] so we know who asked it.

'''Questions for Ivy are due 10 February 2011'''

Assuming that you weren't forced to abort, what was your original plan for ending the saga? Did you have anything special planned for the breakup?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:18, 3 February 2011 (PST)
* Also how did you get Chris to watch End of Evangelion and did he have any prior exposure to the series?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:42, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much contact did you have with Chris? Also, were you ever actually planning on meeting Chris like he mentions in [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|this]] video?--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:15, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much input did you have into the content Chris produced during the saga? Were the Wedding/Honeymoon Comics based on your suggestions, or did Chris come up with it on his own?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 18:27, 3 February 2011 (PST)

After the saga ended, Chris seemed uncertain about whether you were a really a troll or not. Have you ever considered re-establishing contact with him?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 21:19, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:Doesn't Chris think Ivy died? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 11:51, 4 February 2011 (PST)

::He thought PandaHalo died earlier in the year; that didn't stop him from e-mailing her once she resurfaced. Not saying it's a good idea for Ivy to do the same, I'm just wondering if Ivy ever thought about it.--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 16:39, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:*Of course Ivy's dead, that's why we're getting an interview with her ''ghost''. But that does bring about a bigger issue, which I'll discuss in a separate section.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:50, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Opinions regarding how Chris became the way he is vary from assigning him over nine thousand different mental diseases and disorders, to crediting his 'perfect storm' of behavioral issues to simply shitty parenting of an autistic kid. As one of his more dedicated trolls, what are your thoughts? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Most of the trolling aside from BlueSpike's efforts seems designed with the ultimate goal of helping Chris (eg "Get a job" is a requirement of practically all sweethearts). Do you believe this has had any effect? Can they? Following on from that, do you support BlueSpike style trolling, aka purposely inflicting as much harm on Chris as possible with no 'goal'? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:That's not really "bluespike". That was really just how blue ended it. People always gloss over all the other stuff that blue got us, most notably the "bob walks in" audio. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)
Is it true that one time when Chris called you, one of your parents (or someone pretended to be your parent) picked up the phone and told Chris off for calling all the time and so damn early in the morning? --[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:49, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Did you ever save any of the chatlogs/phone calls ect with Chris or are they lost in the Time Void forever? [[User:BSD|BSD]] 23:02, 4 February 2011 (PST)

this idea is fucking retarding i opt out. fuck you champ. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)
* edit sorry, was out celebrating chinese new years i meant to say fucking retarded. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)

::This from the same guy (or guys behind the fursona), masthead apparant of the PVCC (to which the very same USI and truly stalkerish appearance is also rightfully attributed) who had waited until things are already in a frenzy about Chris and not having everything to do with him (Jackie crap) then started giving scraps of withheld chatlogs and things that aren't even interesting and only may have been in the first place (Bluespike Skype logs, almost useless with just chattext, ect.) and made sure he got in on the CWCki "Chris And..." spergfest of the time by meaninglessly making "Television" into "Chris and Television," just to draw attention to himself and try to drive home that he is a EPIN TROL GODTEIR liek NOONE ELSEEEE, and now flips his fucking shit when there's the chance he might not get to uphold the mystique of the character and his personal army or whatever if he deigns to volunteer answers to some simple questions about what he did, why and how and if those who he considers are at his beck and call answer question that don't need to have anything to do with him. why don't you quit being such a faggot and just answer questions that people who have followed your trolling of chris for years want to know? [[User:12345|12345]] 20:03, 7 February 2011 (PST)

::: no -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:54, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Was there a point were trolling Chris stopped being fun and became a chore? As in, because he kept calling, you felt you HAD to talk to him and you HAD to keep dealing with him? A follow up question: was it your idea to end it or and outside source? -- [[User:TheMAN|TheMAN]] 03:03, 5 February 2011 (PST)

The say that a madman falling in love with you is a scarier situation than a madman wanting to kill you. Were you frightened or disturbed by any of your contacts with Chris? Or if not, were you merely amused by his bizarre methods of showing affection? --[[User:DJChaos|DJChaos]] 15:22, 5 February 2011 (PST)

Outside of what's been documented, are there any funny Chris stories you can share with us? [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 15:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

When Rocky decided to call the police, did you have any conversations with her at all? Obviously the background check on you came up with nothing, but did you have any problems at all with Rocky's meddling? - [[User:Machop|Machop]] 16:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

This one's kinda stupid, but i am a little curious. When Chris made the wedding comic the dress was ripped off from November Rain. Since Chris only listens to video game music or songs from guitar hero, chances are he never heard of that song or seen that video. Did you ever mention that you liked guns and roses/November rain, or is that some of his random accessness? --[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:10, 5 February 2011 (PST)

If you had one more time to troll Chris before you died, what else would you have done to the manchild? --[[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 18:06, 5 February 2010 (PST)

How come nobody but you guys have been able to contact Chris? Do you guys monitor his e-mail and other messages before he gets them? --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 07:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:What do you mean? People contact Chris all the time. He just doesn't respond. His phone number is everywhere. Also, he doesn't have a computer anymore and I seriously doubt he checks his email too frequently. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)
::It just seems a little odd to me that you guys have had dibs on the fat manchild for all these years now. Certainly Chrissy talks to other people as well? I don't care how lazy he is, there should also be other lottery winners from his e-mail box.... since 2007. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 14:48, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:::Who used email to communicate with him? The only major person I can think of who used email was Jackie and she contacted him from outside of email first. Anyone I'm missing? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)
::::You wanna be that way, fine, whatever. But I still think you guys checked his email and other shit to keep tabs on him. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 15:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:::::I think it's pretty much a given that they did or still do have access to his email, despite claims otherwise. Also on /cwc/ recently Tito intercepted a white knighting attempt left in Chris' cellphone voicemail by a /cwc/ user, and they prank called this guy back. Tito posted what the contents were of the message, since the guy claimed he called to troll Chris and Tito revealed it was actually a white knight attempt. That tells you they also have access to his voicemail inbox. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:30, 7 February 2011 (PST)
::::::I think it's more likely that the number the white knight texted was fake or something. I doubt anyone's doing anything illegal here. Nobody's that stupid. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:39, 7 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::Could be. Would it actually be illegal if you just figured out somebodies voicemail password or it was willingly given though? Anyway, it doesn't really matter and I don't care either way, so that's all I have to say on the matter. Looking forward to this though, I'm glad you guys decided to do it. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 15:08, 7 February 2011 (PST)
::::::It doesn't necessarily mean that someone is in his voicemail. Chris could've told someone about it. Like that's how [[User:Miela|miela]] was caught. Chris told Jackie about her. Also we run into a lot of dumb white knights when people message accounts like the CWCville library. People think they're talking to Chris and drop their info. I don't remember what happened with the person on /cwc/, but I don't think access to Chris' voicemail was necessary. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 16:09, 7 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::This happened like last month, which was awhile after Chris left the internet. This guy left a message in Chris' voicemail, then posted audio of a message he got back that was someone impersonating Chris. Tito then showed up and said it wasn't the real Chris and that he'd had someone make that call, and that this guy actually left a white knight message on Chris' phone, not a trolling message as he claimed. There was no way he told anyone about it since he'd already ragequit again. Seems pretty clear he had access to the voicemail. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 00:27, 8 February 2011 (PST)
::::::::People had brought up the "Chris told someone" theory back in that cwc thread too, and Tito pretty much confirmed that PVCC still had contact with Chris, possibly through Samantha.--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:59, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Probably a stupid question but have you ever talked to Barb or Bob on the phone? If so, How did it go?
--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:41, 6 February 2011 (PST)

How did you find out about Chris stealing his parent's credit cards for his PSN account?
--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)

When you started your trolling endeavor did you ever realize how horrifyingly obsessed Chris would become with you? Also, given how chilling it is for people to watch the videos he made for you, what was your reaction to it all? Was it scary, hilarious, or an odd mixture of the two?
[[User:OsirisLord|OsirisLord]] 00:21, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Kind of piggybacking on another user's question: If you had had the chance to meet Chris in person, how do you think the event would have progressed? Would you have attempted to follow Chris's itinerary to a certain point before suggesting different activities, ride it the whole way through, or completely hijack it? Also, judging how the date with Emily (and any other female) went, it seems that Chris's ultimate goal in meeting up with a woman is to kiss and/or bed her. Would you have been prepared for his advances? Would you have brought along a chaperon/bodyguard, or did you believe that Chris was actually pretty harmless and that you could easily deflect his moves?
-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 17:08 7 February 2011 (EST) [minor edit for grammar]

Ivy, I am curious. What was your reaction to the creeptacular videos Chris made for you, particularly "Message for Ivy" and "For my Sweetest Ivy"? Did you start to second guess your decision to help troll Chris? What was your reaction to "For my Sweetest Ivy" getting played on the radio? It seems Chris has arguably made some of his creepiest and disturbing videos during your saga, and was totally enamored with you. Was there anything different you were doing in your trolling of Chris over the phone, as he seemed to be obsessed with your more than any other "sweetheart" of any saga before or since. I only ask this since we don't have your phone calls to hear for ourselves, so I'm curious if you did anything unique to get Chris so wrapped up in you? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:26, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy's Ghost, what was it about what you did that seemed to influence Chris to draw comic and also bring the crazy out of him? Also, you seem to have been the last sweetheart to use a fursona/sonic recolor sidekicks. Would you recommend future sweethearts to do the same? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 20:23, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy, I guess this question has to do with meeting Chris, but how badly did Chris want to meet you in real life? And did Chris have any intentions of getting married with you(because of his daughter Crystal), or possibly getting a place together(If it went that far in Chris's mind)? Or did Chris just want you inside of his filthy home and having degrading "hanky-panky" in the garbage heaps of his house(because nothing says romance like rolling around in some garbage with an overweight man-child)? [[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 4:20, 8 February 2011 (EST)

:He did [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|propose]] to her, you know. Also piggybacking on Chris_Pickles' question, how did you feel about the marriage proposal? Did you tell him how crazy it was?--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:59, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Any relation to Poison Ivy? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:29, 8 February 2011 (EST)

This is an odd one, but was there, at any time, a moment when you felt a morsel of pity and/or (misguided) affection for Chris, or believed that he could be changed? (Granted, we mostly despise Chris, but there are a few times when some of us feel sorry for him and wish he could improve himself.) Do you believe Chris can redeem himself and become a somewhat functioning member of society, or is he a lost cause? For that matter, did you consider white knighting? -- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 18:11, 8 February 2011 (EST)

Your saga produced some of the most bizzare behavior from Chris. While he certainly did some weird stuff before you came along, his videos for you contained some of the most disturbing behavior he has ever shown. Among Chris's sweethearts, what made you so unique that you were able to get such strangeness out of him? Did you approach him differently? [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 01:08, 9 February 2011 (PST)
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Did you ever contact Chris through any other persona, ie via the mailbags? Also, what exactly prompted Chris to become so enamoured of you so quickly - in other words, how did you first approach him and what did you do or say which led him to produce [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 10:56, 9 February 2011 (PST)

User:Clydec

2011-02-09T22:03:05Z

Clydec:

CWCki talk:Inside the Pickle Suit

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Clydec:

==Candidates for Future Interviews==
Debate future candidates for interviews and vote for them here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:37, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:How about [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]? We know Clyde posed as Miyamoto at the time, but Reggie's role has never really been explained beyond the e-mail records. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 17:51, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:I would to see [[Pandahalo]] interviewed. Chris was still obsessed with her as recent as August of last year.--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:52, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:What about [[Kacey]]? She actually met in him in real life but there's no information about that on her page. -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 21:39, 3 February 2011 (PST)

::*Not to shoot down ideas but PandaHalo is probably out of the question as she's sorta disappeared from the trolling scene, and Kacey wants nothing to do with trolling nowadays. But keep them coming.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:48, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:I like the idea of asking Emily some questions, or maybe try and find someone from Chris's past to see how he was BEFORE the trolls came into his life... like Megan (though she herself is probably out of the question considering their past... but someone like her from Chris's past). --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 11:44, 4 February 2011 (PST)
::Lucas and Mimms? I've heard that they still keep in touch with PVCC, though I doubt they have anything else to add.--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 21:04, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:::There's already a [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]], is there really that much more we can learn from them? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 11:00, 9 February 2011 (PST)
:[[Alec Benson Leary]] would be a good one. Setting Asperchu aside, I think it'd be interesting to hear about what it's like trying to maintain a dialogue with Chris for up to an hour. Same goes for [[Jackie]], only with e-mail. Obviously, Jackie could get Chris's attention by being a girl, but it was still impressive how she managed to keep him going for as long as she did.--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 16:56, 4 February 2011 (PST)
* I also say Jackie (and Lars) since they're the most recent and she got him to make some bizarre videos--[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:14, 5 February 2011 (PST)

:Would Vivian Gee be available?--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 21:04, 4 February 2011 (PST)

I vote Bluespike [[User:BSD|BSD]] 22:56, 4 February 2011 (PST)
Seconded for Bluespike--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 12:52, 5 February 2011 (PST)
*But BlueSpike's always on IRC anyway. Just ask him there. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 13:59, 5 February 2011 (PST)

:I vote for Emily. Out of all of the trolls, Emily comes off as the most enigmatic to me and thus, would be interesting to get some more information on her time in the trolling foxholes. [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 16:00, 5 February 2011 (PST)

I vote for Bluespike since there are a few questions I would like to ask him. [[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 16:15, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Fuck doing Emily, I doubt she has much to say we don't already know. I don't think she'd be interesting to do a Q&A with at all. Pretty much all she did was meet up with Chris at the mall, and we have all the audio from that and her descriptions of what were happening at the time.

That said, I vote for Clyde, but I know he won't fucking do it. He's the only one out of the rest of the candidates besides Ivy that I really want to hear from. I guess a more realistic vote would be for Bluespike, but really I don't think any of them besides Clyde would have very interesting answers. The appeal of Ivy is that all the trolling she did was not really documented in meticulous detail as was with the rest of these people. Clyde has been at it since the beginning, that's the only reason I'd want him to participate. Otherwise, I don't really think there is a whole lot to ask the others. I think the Ivy Q&A will clear up a lot, but we pretty much know EVERYTHING about the rest of these trolls. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 00:37, 8 February 2011 (PST)

I cast my vote for [[Robert Simmons V]], or [[Joshua Martinez]]. They have real life testimony, and the only people who trolled him who actually had a somewhat positive view of him at one point. [[User:Jeremyorkin|Jeremyorkin]] 15:00, 8 Febuary 2011 (PST)

I'd also like to submit a vote for [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]. It was posted on /cwc/ the other day that The Man in Pickle Suit is in fact a former user from #sonichu called podmonkey, (CWCPodMonkey on YouTube), and that he is in fact the [[Magical Man]] in the Magical Man Potion, Rollin' and Trollin', and PS3 Tutorial videos. I'd like to ask him if that is true, and I'd like to see the relevant changes made to the CWCki if so. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 18:28, 8 February 2011 (PST)

== Format ==
Just curious, would people prefer audio or text? Some trolls will opt for text but in cases where audio is possible, would you want it? There's the work involved in transcribing but I wonder if people will consider them more authentic. Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:03, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:I prefer audio. Text is one thing, but with audio you can actually hear some of the emotions involved, which makes the interview a little more interesting and, sometimes, even a little funnier. [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 16:02, 5 February 2011 (PST)

I'd love to have the questions answered in an audio and/or video format, even if Ivy didn't show her face. But I know she didn't want herself out there in regards to Chris, so it's understandable if she wants it in a simply text format. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 20:26, 7 February 2011 (PST)

== The validity of all this (or: Incharacter/Out of character) ==

This is something I really should have thought of before starting this, but I'll bring it up here and see what you all think.

Currently, for the most part and with few tiny exceptions, things on the CWCki are from Chris's point of view. As it's been said elsewhere, this wouldn't be a very interesting wiki as it would be a wiki about basement dwellers who troll Chris if we were to go with the "true" story. Thus, we tend to go with how Chris saw the events.

There is a problem with that, namely that I've seen complaints that this confuses people who aren't sure if these people are real or trolls and more or less doesn't explain what's going on to a new person well. However, being in character helps absolve any sort of liability and responsibility as we're just reporting things as Chris has described them to us through his correspondences, media, etc.

So should we even have these interviews? If so, how should we handle them? I think that any reasonably intelligent person should realize that nothing with Chris is genuine and that it might help to explain their motives and such but at the same time sorta ruins the magic and mystique behind them.

So what do you all think? Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:59, 4 February 2011 (PST)

i think this idea is fucking stupid and seriously who gives a shit. honestly, only fucking people who grasp onto this whole troll persona bullshit give a shit. if you're trying to bring life into the cwcki, stop because there will never be more life into it unless we actually fix the articles we have instead of adding more fucking bullshit on top of this. besides, this goes against all this whole CITATION NEEDED bullshit if we're going to ask people about retarded nonsense because i could say anything and fuckers would grasp onto that and take it as word of god. also bluespike is a little scamp -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:45, 4 February 2011 (PST)

:I don't hold much say at all, but personally I agree with Clyde, at least on some points. We're really very stingy with citations, and it helps so we don't make up shit, or take some random troll conversations as 'canon'. But pulling in the trolls sort of breaks that, because they could say anything they wanted, and it would be considered canon just because there's no evidence to disprove it. It's an interesting idea, but we have to consider what this means for the CWCki. If this falls through, maybe we should show a marker or something for troll words, something to keep in mind, but not fully accept due to its subjective nature? I don't think in-character shit will be a problem, Ivy could be Edarem for all we know, but as long as he's Ivy on the CWCki, and in this interview, it's all good.

Plus, fixing some articles would be good. I should really get on with helping out. [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 11:33, 7 February 2011 (PST)

I think this is an awesome idea and I really hope you guys go through with it and continue after Ivy. This is just the opinion of an outsider who has followed Chris since '07 when the /v/ threads first started. And from what I see on /cwc/ this is the opinion of most of the people on the outside looking in on the sagas of CWC. I know people like Clyde and I'm sure others at the PVCC could give a fuck less, but I and many others find the "behind-the-scenes" stories as it were to be quite interesting and intriguing. I know you guys have a certain format for the CWCki, so I think this is the perfect forum to answer questions people still have about the various sagas and the trolls who made them happen. It's all old news for you guys in the know, but not so for the rest of us. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 20:31, 7 February 2011 (PST)

== seriously formality is gay just add questions on my talk page ==
i'll answer whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 14:02, 9 February 2011 (PST)

CWCki:Inside the Pickle Suit

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Clydec: /* Questions */

'''Inside the Pickle Suit''' is an ongoing [[CWCki]] project where CWCki users can ask trolls involved with Chris their side of the story in a series of interviews in order to gain information to improve CWCki articles.

The first interview will be with '''Ivy's ghost''', scheduled for 11 February 2011.

==Candidates for Future Interviews==
Difficulty - must be trolls (no [[Megan]], [[The Wallflower]], etc.).

'''Vote for next interview on the [[CWCki talk:Inside the Pickle Suit|talk page]] by 10 February 2011.'''

Some possibilities (not inclusive):

*[[BlueSpike]]/Julie
*[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]
*[[Emily]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus]]
*[[Clyde Cash]]

==Rules of Engagement==
*No stupid questions (i.e. "What's your REAL name?," "Where do you REALLY live?").
*Read the relevant articles first before asking.

==Questions==
Ask your questions here. Be sure to [[Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Sign_your_comments|sign your question]] so we know who asked it.

'''Questions for Ivy are due 10 February 2011'''

Assuming that you weren't forced to abort, what was your original plan for ending the saga? Did you have anything special planned for the breakup?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:18, 3 February 2011 (PST)
* Also how did you get Chris to watch End of Evangelion and did he have any prior exposure to the series?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:42, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much contact did you have with Chris? Also, were you ever actually planning on meeting Chris like he mentions in [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|this]] video?--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:15, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much input did you have into the content Chris produced during the saga? Were the Wedding/Honeymoon Comics based on your suggestions, or did Chris come up with it on his own?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 18:27, 3 February 2011 (PST)

After the saga ended, Chris seemed uncertain about whether you were a really a troll or not. Have you ever considered re-establishing contact with him?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 21:19, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:Doesn't Chris think Ivy died? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 11:51, 4 February 2011 (PST)

::He thought PandaHalo died earlier in the year; that didn't stop him from e-mailing her once she resurfaced. Not saying it's a good idea for Ivy to do the same, I'm just wondering if Ivy ever thought about it.--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 16:39, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:*Of course Ivy's dead, that's why we're getting an interview with her ''ghost''. But that does bring about a bigger issue, which I'll discuss in a separate section.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:50, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Opinions regarding how Chris became the way he is vary from assigning him over nine thousand different mental diseases and disorders, to crediting his 'perfect storm' of behavioral issues to simply shitty parenting of an autistic kid. As one of his more dedicated trolls, what are your thoughts? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Most of the trolling aside from BlueSpike's efforts seems designed with the ultimate goal of helping Chris (eg "Get a job" is a requirement of practically all sweethearts). Do you believe this has had any effect? Can they? Following on from that, do you support BlueSpike style trolling, aka purposely inflicting as much harm on Chris as possible with no 'goal'? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:That's not really "bluespike". That was really just how blue ended it. People always gloss over all the other stuff that blue got us, most notably the "bob walks in" audio. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)
Is it true that one time when Chris called you, one of your parents (or someone pretended to be your parent) picked up the phone and told Chris off for calling all the time and so damn early in the morning? --[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:49, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Did you ever save any of the chatlogs/phone calls ect with Chris or are they lost in the Time Void forever? [[User:BSD|BSD]] 23:02, 4 February 2011 (PST)

this idea is fucking retarding i opt out. fuck you champ. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)
* edit sorry, was out celebrating chinese new years i meant to say fucking retarded. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)

::This from the same guy (or guys behind the fursona), masthead apparant of the PVCC (to which the very same USI and truly stalkerish appearance is also rightfully attributed) who had waited until things are already in a frenzy about Chris and not having everything to do with him (Jackie crap) then started giving scraps of withheld chatlogs and things that aren't even interesting and only may have been in the first place (Bluespike Skype logs, almost useless with just chattext, ect.) and made sure he got in on the CWCki "Chris And..." spergfest of the time by meaninglessly making "Television" into "Chris and Television," just to draw attention to himself and try to drive home that he is a EPIN TROL GODTEIR liek NOONE ELSEEEE, and now flips his fucking shit when there's the chance he might not get to uphold the mystique of the character and his personal army or whatever if he deigns to volunteer answers to some simple questions about what he did, why and how and if those who he considers are at his beck and call answer question that don't need to have anything to do with him. why don't you quit being such a faggot and just answer questions that people who have followed your trolling of chris for years want to know? [[User:12345|12345]] 20:03, 7 February 2011 (PST)

::: no -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:54, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Was there a point were trolling Chris stopped being fun and became a chore? As in, because he kept calling, you felt you HAD to talk to him and you HAD to keep dealing with him? A follow up question: was it your idea to end it or and outside source? -- [[User:TheMAN|TheMAN]] 03:03, 5 February 2011 (PST)

The say that a madman falling in love with you is a scarier situation than a madman wanting to kill you. Were you frightened or disturbed by any of your contacts with Chris? Or if not, were you merely amused by his bizarre methods of showing affection? --[[User:DJChaos|DJChaos]] 15:22, 5 February 2011 (PST)

Outside of what's been documented, are there any funny Chris stories you can share with us? [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 15:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

When Rocky decided to call the police, did you have any conversations with her at all? Obviously the background check on you came up with nothing, but did you have any problems at all with Rocky's meddling? - [[User:Machop|Machop]] 16:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

This one's kinda stupid, but i am a little curious. When Chris made the wedding comic the dress was ripped off from November Rain. Since Chris only listens to video game music or songs from guitar hero, chances are he never heard of that song or seen that video. Did you ever mention that you liked guns and roses/November rain, or is that some of his random accessness? --[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:10, 5 February 2011 (PST)

If you had one more time to troll Chris before you died, what else would you have done to the manchild? --[[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 18:06, 5 February 2010 (PST)

How come nobody but you guys have been able to contact Chris? Do you guys monitor his e-mail and other messages before he gets them? --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 07:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:What do you mean? People contact Chris all the time. He just doesn't respond. His phone number is everywhere. Also, he doesn't have a computer anymore and I seriously doubt he checks his email too frequently. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)
::It just seems a little odd to me that you guys have had dibs on the fat manchild for all these years now. Certainly Chrissy talks to other people as well? I don't care how lazy he is, there should also be other lottery winners from his e-mail box.... since 2007. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 14:48, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:::Who used email to communicate with him? The only major person I can think of who used email was Jackie and she contacted him from outside of email first. Anyone I'm missing? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)
::::You wanna be that way, fine, whatever. But I still think you guys checked his email and other shit to keep tabs on him. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 15:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:::::I think it's pretty much a given that they did or still do have access to his email, despite claims otherwise. Also on /cwc/ recently Tito intercepted a white knighting attempt left in Chris' cellphone voicemail by a /cwc/ user, and they prank called this guy back. Tito posted what the contents were of the message, since the guy claimed he called to troll Chris and Tito revealed it was actually a white knight attempt. That tells you they also have access to his voicemail inbox. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:30, 7 February 2011 (PST)
::::::I think it's more likely that the number the white knight texted was fake or something. I doubt anyone's doing anything illegal here. Nobody's that stupid. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:39, 7 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::Could be. Would it actually be illegal if you just figured out somebodies voicemail password or it was willingly given though? Anyway, it doesn't really matter and I don't care either way, so that's all I have to say on the matter. Looking forward to this though, I'm glad you guys decided to do it. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 15:08, 7 February 2011 (PST)
::::::It doesn't necessarily mean that someone is in his voicemail. Chris could've told someone about it. Like that's how [[User:Miela|miela]] was caught. Chris told Jackie about her. Also we run into a lot of dumb white knights when people message accounts like the CWCville library. People think they're talking to Chris and drop their info. I don't remember what happened with the person on /cwc/, but I don't think access to Chris' voicemail was necessary. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 16:09, 7 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::This happened like last month, which was awhile after Chris left the internet. This guy left a message in Chris' voicemail, then posted audio of a message he got back that was someone impersonating Chris. Tito then showed up and said it wasn't the real Chris and that he'd had someone make that call, and that this guy actually left a white knight message on Chris' phone, not a trolling message as he claimed. There was no way he told anyone about it since he'd already ragequit again. Seems pretty clear he had access to the voicemail. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 00:27, 8 February 2011 (PST)
::::::::People had brought up the "Chris told someone" theory back in that cwc thread too, and Tito pretty much confirmed that PVCC still had contact with Chris, possibly through Samantha.--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:59, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Probably a stupid question but have you ever talked to Barb or Bob on the phone? If so, How did it go?
--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:41, 6 February 2011 (PST)

How did you find out about Chris stealing his parent's credit cards for his PSN account?
--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)

When you started your trolling endeavor did you ever realize how horrifyingly obsessed Chris would become with you? Also, given how chilling it is for people to watch the videos he made for you, what was your reaction to it all? Was it scary, hilarious, or an odd mixture of the two?
[[User:OsirisLord|OsirisLord]] 00:21, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Kind of piggybacking on another user's question: If you had had the chance to meet Chris in person, how do you think the event would have progressed? Would you have attempted to follow Chris's itinerary to a certain point before suggesting different activities, ride it the whole way through, or completely hijack it? Also, judging how the date with Emily (and any other female) went, it seems that Chris's ultimate goal in meeting up with a woman is to kiss and/or bed her. Would you have been prepared for his advances? Would you have brought along a chaperon/bodyguard, or did you believe that Chris was actually pretty harmless and that you could easily deflect his moves?
-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 17:08 7 February 2011 (EST) [minor edit for grammar]

Ivy, I am curious. What was your reaction to the creeptacular videos Chris made for you, particularly "Message for Ivy" and "For my Sweetest Ivy"? Did you start to second guess your decision to help troll Chris? What was your reaction to "For my Sweetest Ivy" getting played on the radio? It seems Chris has arguably made some of his creepiest and disturbing videos during your saga, and was totally enamored with you. Was there anything different you were doing in your trolling of Chris over the phone, as he seemed to be obsessed with your more than any other "sweetheart" of any saga before or since. I only ask this since we don't have your phone calls to hear for ourselves, so I'm curious if you did anything unique to get Chris so wrapped up in you? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:26, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy's Ghost, what was it about what you did that seemed to influence Chris to draw comic and also bring the crazy out of him? Also, you seem to have been the last sweetheart to use a fursona/sonic recolor sidekicks. Would you recommend future sweethearts to do the same? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 20:23, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy, I guess this question has to do with meeting Chris, but how badly did Chris want to meet you in real life? And did Chris have any intentions of getting married with you(because of his daughter Crystal), or possibly getting a place together(If it went that far in Chris's mind)? Or did Chris just want you inside of his filthy home and having degrading "hanky-panky" in the garbage heaps of his house(because nothing says romance like rolling around in some garbage with an overweight man-child)? [[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 4:20, 8 February 2011 (EST)

:He did [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|propose]] to her, you know. Also piggybacking on Chris_Pickles' question, how did you feel about the marriage proposal? Did you tell him how crazy it was?--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:59, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Any relation to Poison Ivy? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:29, 8 February 2011 (EST)

This is an odd one, but was there, at any time, a moment when you felt a morsel of pity and/or (misguided) affection for Chris, or believed that he could be changed? (Granted, we mostly despise Chris, but there are a few times when some of us feel sorry for him and wish he could improve himself.) Do you believe Chris can redeem himself and become a somewhat functioning member of society, or is he a lost cause? For that matter, did you consider white knighting? -- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 18:11, 8 February 2011 (EST)

Your saga produced some of the most bizzare behavior from Chris. While he certainly did some weird stuff before you came along, his videos for you contained some of the most disturbing behavior he has ever shown. Among Chris's sweethearts, what made you so unique that you were able to get such strangeness out of him? Did you approach him differently? [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 01:08, 9 February 2011 (PST)
[[Category:CWCki projects]]

Did you ever contact Chris through any other persona, ie via the mailbags? Also, what exactly prompted Chris to become so enamoured of you so quickly - in other words, how did you first approach him and what did you do or say which led him to produce [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 10:56, 9 February 2011 (PST)

User:Clydec

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Clydec: /* CWCki Improvement Team */

User:Clydec

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Clydec: /* CWCki Improvement Team */

User:Clydec

2011-02-08T18:42:02Z

Clydec: