https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=ClydewarrenCWCki - User contributions [en]2026-06-06T10:09:23ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.37.6https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=JenkinsJinkies&diff=137576JenkinsJinkies2011-03-24T10:27:13Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>'''Junior Jenkins''', alias '''JenkinsJinkies''' (born c. [[1996]]) was Chris's [[Disguises|trollsona]] from [[May 2010|May]] to [[August 2010]].<br />
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==CWCki==<br />
[[image:Fatjenkins.jpg|thumb|The great <s>Cobra Commander</s> JenkinsJinkies]]<br />
JenkinsJinkies began as another [[CWCki]] account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his [[PS3]] wasn't a bug in [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked]], a bait page made by [[Clyde]]. It was [[fail|quickly discovered]] that JenkinsJinkies was Chris, and [[Trollin Train|appropriate action]] was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|talk page]], and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two. <br />
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{{quote|I lost my young virginity with a [[Merried Seinor Comic|Seinor]] [[Kellie Andes|Cheerleader]]; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an [[ED|Anon]], I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the [[Laughs Under Lucricities|LULZ]] off of him.|JenkinsJinkies, the 14 year old [[homos|sodomite]] who had gay sex at the age of 7 and lost his [[virgin|virginity]] to a High School student beforehand. Who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Ct.|across the street]] from Chris.}}<br />
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As JenkinsJinkies Chris created the bizarre [[Coffee Place]] page, an article which originally started off as a reported sighting of Chris in [[Burger King]] but quickly devolved into a rant against [[Amanda]], a part time [[Manajerk|manager]] who seemingly irked Chris by not treating himself, [[Bob]] and other [[Merried Seinor Comic|"seinors"]] with the adequate respect Chris thought she should. How JenkinsJinkies was able to know all this information about Amanda after one visit, and why he would care if she mistreated Bob or not was never to be explained by Chris.<br />
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Chris believed playing a troll who was [[Chris and Reality|legitimately]] afraid of Chris's wrath would totally convince [[Clyde Cash]] himself that he was legit. He also unsuccessfully tried to scare the trolls into thinking he was plotting to hunt them down, one by one. Several [[/cwc/|lesser]] trolls believed they were the first ones to realize that JenkinsJinkies was Chris, and blew the whistle every now and again, but such leaks were uncommon and generally most trolls played along.<br />
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==Trollin Train==<br />
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As the trolls began to tug on JenkinsJinkies's marionette strings, a [[Trollin Train|trolling forum]] entirely dedicated to making Chris paranoid was established. Despite all posts, members and threads being only a few days old, Chris was [[Naive|completely convinced]] that it was the official trolling hub, where all the nefarious plots made against him were conceived.<br />
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As if it weren't obvious enough that Junior Jenkins was Chris, he also went out of his way to praise Chris for his ingenious schemes for halting the trolls' wicked plans and/or dissuade the trolls from even trying - often combining the two themes into the same post.<br />
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{{quote|I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.|JuniorJenkins, [[#Damn! (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:42 am)|Trollin Train]].}}<br />
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Junior Jenkins also had run-ins with the ghosts of [[Patti Chandler]] and seven year old Christopher Chandler as Chris inexplicably believed that trolls would be frightened by these events. They were not, and Jenkins was roundly mocked.<br />
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In another memorable event, Jenkins unsubtly asked for the numbers of the hookers [[Bryan Bash]] sent to Chris's house because Chris wanted sexy time.<br />
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==PS3 Destruction==<br />
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Trolling Train's most significant achievement came about when [[Surfshack Tito]] offered a number of "bounties" for achievements in trolling Chris, including a US$9,001 reward for anyone who could smash Chris's [[PS3]]. Due to a misinterpretation of Tito's criteria, Chris thought he could get the reward if ''he'' did the smashing and simply had Junior claim to witness it. The rest [[PS3#Destruction|is history]].<br />
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Though Chris [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|did not]] receive the $9,001, he managed to raise the money to buy a new PS3 over the course of a few days.<br />
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==The End==<br />
Chris decided to drop the JenkinsJinkies persona after his last post on TrollingTrain about witnessing Chris destroying his PS3. It was later revealed after the leaking of the [[Jackie Emails]] that Chris dropped the act in fear that when the police raided the Trolling Train Forums they would mistake him for a troll, and subsequently [[Chris and the Law|arrest him]]. Since it's now likely Chris has completely forgotten about his time as JJ, the TrollingTrain forum has became inactive and all information has been freely published to the [[CWCki]].<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Trollin Train]]<br />
*[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]]<br />
*[[Disguises]]<br />
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{{stub}}<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan]]<br />
[[Category:Chris's alter egos]]</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=JenkinsJinkies&diff=137532JenkinsJinkies2011-03-23T11:27:56Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>'''Junior Jenkins''', alias '''JenkinsJinkies''' (born c. [[1996]]) was Chris's [[Disguises|trollsona]] from [[May 2010|May]] to [[August 2010]].<br />
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==CWCki==<br />
[[image:Fatjenkins.jpg|thumb|The great <s>Cobra Commander</s> JenkinsJinkies]]<br />
JenkinsJinkies began as another [[CWCki]] account, made by Chris to confirm that the antenna he had removed from his [[PS3]] wasn't a bug in [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked]], a bait page made by [[Clyde]]. It was [[fail|quickly discovered]] that JenkinsJinkies was Chris, and [[Trollin Train|appropriate action]] was taken soon afterwards. Clyde contacted Chris through JenkinsJinkies' [[User talk:JenkinsJinkies|talk page]], and it resulted in a short correspondence between the two. <br />
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{{quote|I lost my young virginity with a [[Merried Seinor Comic|Seinor]] [[Kellie Andes|Cheerleader]]; her [[china]] was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an [[ED|Anon]], I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the [[Laughs Under Lucricities|LULZ]] off of him.|JenkinsJinkies, the 14 year old [[homos|sodomite]] who had gay sex at the age of 7 and lost his [[virgin|virginity]] to a High School student beforehand. Who also lives directly [[14 Branchland Ct.|across the street]] from Chris.}}<br />
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Chris believed playing a troll who was [[Chris and Reality|legitimately]] afraid of Chris's wrath would totally convince [[Clyde Cash]] himself that he was legit. He also unsuccessfully tried to scare the trolls into thinking he was plotting to hunt them down, one by one. Several [[/cwc/|lesser]] trolls believed they were the first ones to realize that JenkinsJinkies was Chris, and blew the whistle every now and again, but such leaks were uncommon and generally most trolls played along.<br />
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==Trollin Train==<br />
<br />
As the trolls began to tug on JenkinsJinkies's marionette strings, a [[Trollin Train|trolling forum]] entirely dedicated to making Chris paranoid was established. Despite all posts, members and threads being only a few days old, Chris was [[Naive|completely convinced]] that it was the official trolling hub, where all the nefarious plots made against him were conceived.<br />
<br />
As if it weren't obvious enough that Junior Jenkins was Chris, he also went out of his way to praise Chris for his ingenious schemes for halting the trolls' wicked plans and/or dissuade the trolls from even trying - often combining the two themes into the same post.<br />
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{{quote|I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.|JuniorJenkins, [[#Damn! (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:42 am)|Trollin Train]].}}<br />
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Junior Jenkins also had run-ins with the ghosts of [[Patti Chandler]] and seven year old Christopher Chandler as Chris inexplicably believed that trolls would be frightened by these events. They were not, and Jenkins was roundly mocked.<br />
<br />
In another memorable event, Jenkins unsubtly asked for the numbers of the hookers [[Bryan Bash]] sent to Chris's house because Chris wanted sexy time.<br />
<br />
==PS3 Destruction==<br />
<br />
Trolling Train's most significant achievement came about when [[Surfshack Tito]] offered a number of "bounties" for achievements in trolling Chris, including a US$9,001 reward for anyone who could smash Chris's [[PS3]]. Due to a misinterpretation of Tito's criteria, Chris thought he could get the reward if ''he'' did the smashing and simply had Junior claim to witness it. The rest [[PS3#Destruction|is history]].<br />
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Though Chris [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|did not]] receive the $9,001, he managed to raise the money to buy a new PS3 over the course of a few days.<br />
<br />
==The End==<br />
Chris decided to drop the JenkinsJinkies persona after his last post on TrollingTrain about witnessing Chris destroying his PS3. It was later revealed after the leaking of the [[Jackie Emails]] that Chris dropped the act in fear that when the police raided the Trolling Train Forums they would mistake him for a troll, and subsequently [[Chris and the Law|arrest him]]. Since it's now likely Chris has completely forgotten about his time as JJ, the TrollingTrain forum has became inactive and all information has been freely published to the [[CWCki]].<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Trollin Train]]<br />
*[[JenkinsJinkiesCwckiApplication.MOV]]<br />
*[[Disguises]]<br />
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{{stub}}<br />
[[Category:Chris-chan]]<br />
[[Category:Chris's alter egos]]</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut&diff=121975DayOut2010-10-26T13:36:35Z<p>Clydewarren: /* At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange */</p>
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<div>The '''DayOut''' videos are a series of nine videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]], which show the rare sight of Chris's fat ass outdoors. He takes us on a trip around [[Ruckersville]] and shows us such wonderful places as a [[McDonald's]], a [[Wal-Mart]], and a [[Burger King]]! Can you feel the excitement? <br />
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[[File:Oil_Change_due_4-5-09.jpg|thumb|Chris' absurdly overdue oil change]]<br />
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His [[Son-chu|trusty steed]] shows mechanical issues throughout the videos: an ungodly rattling sound is emitted from the engine at every stop light while idling. According to the oil-change sticker on the front windshield, his next scheduled oil change is for 5 [[April 2009]] — nineteen months ''before'' this video was made — or at 259,963 miles.<br />
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There are no less than three items hanging from his rear-view mirror blocking his view — a tacky, faded plastic [[America]]n flag, an [[Cherokian|Indian]] Head air freshener and a custom-made [[Sonichu]] air freshener — and a [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] doll superglued to the car's dashboard. Chris did, however, have the common knowledge to remove the giant handicapped placard from his view.<br />
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Chris holds the camera ''while driving,'' panning it from left to right to focus on whatever building he's talking about. This distraction is in addition to all the items floating in front of him while his station wagon becomes as cluttered as his [[house]]. It's a miracle he didn't get in an accident.<br />
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==DayOut1==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AMCxX5SjvFc}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Wigwam]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].<br />
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[''[[The Creepy Stare|Creepy Sex Look]]'']<br />
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==DayOut2==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
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And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
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There is the new McDonald's, small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
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Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is. <br />
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And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.<br />
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==DayOut3==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut4|DayOut4]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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This here is the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]] that my father, goes to ever- practically every morning for breakfast and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes.<br />
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I am not a [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. And I am [[obesity|not that big]], though I can stand to lose a [[A Workout|few pounds]].<br />
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==DayOut4==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
And next on our drive-by tour is our, is the local Food Lion, where my family and I would get most of our food, especially when they're on sale. <br />
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Sometimes we get our food from the ah, new Wal-mart. But it depends, but it depends on where the prices, or which one has lower prices. Cause most likely, over at Wal-mart, their food items are not on sale. [[Autism|They're usually on, quote on quote, roll-backs.]]<br />
==DayOut5==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut4|DayOut4]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut6|DayOut6]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
[''[[Son-Chu]] rattles loudly in the background'']<br />
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Next up! Next up, in our drive by tour, we are in the For- we are in the ''shopsss'' of Forest ''Lakesss''. Where we have the, uh, [[Target|Tar-get]]? Where I sometimes walk around in? They have a comparable selec-SHIN... possibly prices lower than Wal-Mart sometimes, but not all da tiiime.<br />
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Also in this neckinawoods we have a Five Guys Restauraaant, a Quiz-nooos, I think there's a Subway roun'nyeaaar... uhhm. Paah... a Sakura-s, but then t'... An a'course one of the eh-many Gamestops, TGIFridays (a TGIFridays over there, za Gamestop here). And! Around-a corner over here, there's a Harris Deeter! Right over, there! <br />
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I'm stuck behind-a vehicle. <br />
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Anyway, a 'arrir Deeter, right over... there!<br />
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I'll save the film, and we'll pick up we're at the next stop.<br />
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==DayOut6==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut7]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[small pan around, the Handicap Sticker is prominent for a bit]<br />
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Chris: An-a-and in a panoramic sort of view from a standpoint, this here is Fashion Square Shopping Center, at least the front of it. Where there are a great number of stores in there, You have a whole bunch-a buildin' stores, but the choolest ones gotta I, I would say gotta be Sears, Belk, JCPenny. Uhhh yes there is a Gamestop in there, an' a Spencers, and a Toys 'R' Us Express. Which actually gives good appeal back to the um, back to the shopping center, because they lost some of-they lost that PO when they closed the Kaybee Toy Store that used to be in there. And they will be openin' up a new book store soon to replace the one they had before.<br />
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[pans camera to his face]<br />
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On the way over here, a few other note-kit-notable locations. Where um, the Sears Club and the Wal-Mart next to the Doubletree Hotel. On the right side outgoing south, as well as Rio Hill Shopping Center with a Lowe's, a Chik-Fil-A, a Kroger's, Crutchfield, and Atlas Comic Book Store. And also, an IHOP, which my parents sometimes go to for dinner. Or lunch. I dunno. Its just one of those times. And also, there's uh, also up the road just a little bit, there's a Toys-R-Us. Up the road...northwise. And there are other places, of which uh, we'll be taken note of. Ah, also up the road some more, is a K-Mart and a Big Lots...a Burger King around there. And of course there are shops at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, which, I probably admit, there's another...Gamestop over there as well. But there's also a Barnes & Noble, as well as a...Fed-Ex/Kinkos, and a Harris Teeter and another Kroger's go over there (unintelligible). Bunch'a good stores over there. Shenanigans, and...that other store that's to it. Forget its name...I'll be waylaying(?) other locations short in just'a little bit. Stay tuned.<br />
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==DayOut7==<br />
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| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut6|DayOut6]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
Coming up in just a little bit, we will be ah, passing by an old playground I used to play at quite often, which includes a wading pool. <br />
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I- I mean, I mean when I was ah li- just an itty bitty thing, I thought it was a swimming pool. I mean, I guess to really call it a swimming pool it would need to be deeper.<br />
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Anyway we're going to drive-by now.<br />
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Take a look at the pool there, you can tell it needs to be deeper. <br />
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There's the old playground. They need to update that, it's a bit rusty. Update the playground fixtures.<br />
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Stay tuned on our next stop to be coming up eventually.<br />
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But also, I would like to note another fine landmark, another fine landmark around here. A little known place called [[McIntire Park]]. <br />
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I mean, I don't know, I mean, I don't know if that playground I just pointed out kind of is McIntire Park, or part of it. But it's next to it anyway.<br />
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And there's a playground over at McIntire Park also, nowadays. <br />
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==DayOut8==<br />
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| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut7|DayOut7]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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Anyway, uh, on our next drop by we're just gonna get a few little glimpses of the Downtown Mall. Y'all have seen it before as I have ah, recorded it mainly, to that, considerably [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkour]] thing. You know I guess you couldn't really care for the Parkour I, I mean, I tried, you know, I did try on that.<br />
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Now I'm stopped at a traffic light here.<br />
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C'mon. Come on.<br />
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Anyway jus- just a few peeks down the few alleys of the uh, downtown mall area. Just a few peeks here and there.<br />
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Ugh. Looks like we got the, ah, Albemarle Charlottesville Spirit Walk coming up. <br />
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If you want to do this step by step that's your luxury and you're welcome to do that. I'm just going to put myself in here at the parking garage. So I'll check in at the next destination.<br />
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==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==<br />
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| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
| next = [[WeighIn]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
Pretty much on this final segment of this, uh, tour around Charlottesvile, and, uh, some of my fun favorite choice places, we can drive down the t- down the corner, and the [[UVA]], the University of Virginia, just coming up on the corner. <br />
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Don't forget traffic folks, because, you know, red lights, they do come up.<br />
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Green change, change you stupid light. Red light turn green. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmm. (Sigh). Better yet, green light turn yellow. Nnnnnn-now. Now. Right now. Oh, it happened. Go figure sun reflections and everything.<br />
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Anyway I don't really have much ah, particular of what's in the corner, but there is a Baja Bean. Did go to a Baja Bean that was across, that's across from the Wal-mart in Charlottesville, a little while back. Don't go there as much. But, yeah that's one place anyway.<br />
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UVA medical, medical centre and hospital areas down to the left there. Which is, ah you can make the left turn to get there from here. Going about West-ward. <br />
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Hey, little truck from Texas. He's a long way from home.<br />
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Dududududu, red light turn green. Red light turn green. C'mon. Red light turn green. Red light turn green, green, green. Red light turn green. There you go.<br />
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Anyway just, ah, enjoy what's on the ah, corner along the right side of the building as we drive by. (Chris belches loudly)<br />
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Cause essentially it's just whatever. I know that ah, there's a, I think there's a Plan Nine on the corner now, or at least there used to be. There's a Plan Nine over by where Circuit City used to be as well. I'd go around Circuit City once about now there once in a while, while it was open. There's a Baja Bean. And unfortunately they had to close up their shops too. Circuit City, there's one left, come find us. Yeah, all the way up, probably in Canada. Toronto Canada. Or, better yet. You don't have to travel as far, for some of our good deals you can go to our website which, is still up. Even though our stores are closed we have an online store and our one location in Toronto Canada. Circuit City, were service is state of the art, or [[Chris and Remorse|at least was]], no it's like seemingly out of date. The old plug socket, that went into the pavement.<br />
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Everybody wants to sing the song. <br />
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And a few calls of ah, rape around here lately. What's kinda sad, really. But, y'know, at least the citizens are more aware. <br />
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And I'll just, ah turn into my left now where you can see some of the Campus buildings. So the buildings of the ah, University of Virginia. The Campus grounds and all that. Don't know much about 'em except for, my father was first on the race, on the WTJU here one year when they were doing the jazz marathon in 1989. I remembered the year at random just now. Please forgive the reflective sunlight.<br />
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Ahh, the University of Virginia. The University in the city of which it was founded by Mr Thomas Jefferson and the winners, the, in the statue in front of that building. I believe there's a postcard with that image on there as well.<br />
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Hmmm,give you a little bit more, tour of the ah, grounds, and then I'll have to wrap this up because I'm running ou- I'm running low on memory. <br />
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[[Ghostbusters|There's something strange,]] in your head, who you gonna call, [[Random Access Humour|Mr Fred.]] He wets the bed. What are you gonna do when Mr Fred wets the bed? Ewww. Oh I say here's a bad host. It's a ghost. Who you gonna call? Another ghost! To get rid of the first ghost. I mean especially if it's a boy ghost, you call a girl ghost. Or, otherwise you call- uh can't make a left turn here. Otherwise if it's a girl ghost you call a boy ghost, anyway you call another ghost to get rid of the first ghost. Can't make a left turn here. <br />
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Anyway, there's another step down there and ah, tennis courts over there and, I don't know, there's a soccer field around the corner there. And that pretty much wraps it up here. <br />
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This has been a, fun little tour on a day out with me. Thank you very much, and have a go-<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:DayOut&diff=121973Talk:DayOut2010-10-26T13:30:58Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>Not sure why there isn't a DayOut 4-7. Also the my face is not fucking orange or whatever is the last part to this series. weird title but whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
* I think 4-7 may still be processing on Youtube. Either that or uploading so many videos at once has screwed up a few uploads. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 15:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
** If someone who has the power to can merge all the other DayOut pages with this one, that'd be awesome. ~~This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!<br />
::*I'm more curious about what that horrible rattling in the last video is whenever he comes to a stop. Anyone here particularly knowledgeable about cars? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:29, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
** Didn't he say something to the effect of his muffler being fucked? The sound is that of a bum muffler. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::*If his car is standard it could be him not clutching correctly..gear grinder. It could be a number of things really though, loose muffler, bad transmission...it's very noticeable when he he speeds up from first gear or goes into it gearing down...so regardless of auto/stan transmission my bet is that his first gear sucks ass, it's not a bum muffler though, it would be a lot louder while he was driving if it was.<br />
--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:42, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::It's an automatic, like most Americunt cars. Chris can't drive a manual - DA STRESS will be too much for him. Also, Number 5 is up. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:14, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
Quick question, is anyone transcribing the last one? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:45, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::I found a frame of video that captured the sticker on his windshield that tells him when he is supposed to have his oil changed. It says "4-5-09". --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' <sup>O-Qua Tangin Wann</sup>]]<br />
* I would, but got midterm tomorrow, so only taking a break from studying. Whoever does, do have some notes for you to make in the italics: chris impatience with the red lights, and his 'casting' to have it change at his whim, the hospital mention could note how Chris may be a terminal resident in the near future, try to see if you can decipher the number on the below-mentioned handicap sticker.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:37, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::*I think it's 1545074. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 21:58, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Is there anywhere here that explains why they would have a handicap parking sign? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:52, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Virgin-yahh's one of the few states where being "high-fucntionign autistic" counts the same as having a missing limb, or cancer, so Chris gets special parking.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:12, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Just put up a rough transcription to the remaining DayOut videos. It may not be 100% accurate though, I struggled to understand Chris on some occasions. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 06:30, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
== "At least my face..." ==<br />
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Possible [[Clyde Cash]] reference? What could possibly cause that title to be given to the last video? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:30, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Pointless, ineffective insult or reference to his awful cosplay, perhaps? --[[User:Eniggy|The Big Lenigski]] 21:35, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Breaks==<br />
His breaks make a concerning tapping noise when he makes a full stop, particularly in "At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange". Either the pads have a glaze from the cold and him making unusually soft stops, or it's something completely different because I don't know shit about cars... If the former, than it's not a big deal... --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 22:16, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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*That wasn't his "brakes" it was his muffler, along with not taking care of his car like I should do as well. He needs a tune-up because my car shakes & hesitates when I stop or idle. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 04:01, 26 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:DayOut&diff=121972Talk:DayOut2010-10-26T13:30:39Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>Not sure why there isn't a DayOut 4-7. Also the my face is not fucking orange or whatever is the last part to this series. weird title but whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
* I think 4-7 may still be processing on Youtube. Either that or uploading so many videos at once has screwed up a few uploads. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 15:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
** If someone who has the power to can merge all the other DayOut pages with this one, that'd be awesome. ~~This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 15:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!<br />
::*I'm more curious about what that horrible rattling in the last video is whenever he comes to a stop. Anyone here particularly knowledgeable about cars? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:29, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
** Didn't he say something to the effect of his muffler being fucked? The sound is that of a bum muffler. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 16:39, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::*If his car is standard it could be him not clutching correctly..gear grinder. It could be a number of things really though, loose muffler, bad transmission...it's very noticeable when he he speeds up from first gear or goes into it gearing down...so regardless of auto/stan transmission my bet is that his first gear sucks ass, it's not a bum muffler though, it would be a lot louder while he was driving if it was.<br />
--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:42, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::It's an automatic, like most Americunt cars. Chris can't drive a manual - DA STRESS will be too much for him. Also, Number 5 is up. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:14, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
Quick question, is anyone transcribing the last one? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 16:45, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::I found a frame of video that captured the sticker on his windshield that tells him when he is supposed to have his oil changed. It says "4-5-09". --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' <sup>O-Qua Tangin Wann</sup>]]<br />
* I would, but got midterm tomorrow, so only taking a break from studying. Whoever does, do have some notes for you to make in the italics: chris impatience with the red lights, and his 'casting' to have it change at his whim, the hospital mention could note how Chris may be a terminal resident in the near future, try to see if you can decipher the number on the below-mentioned handicap sticker.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:37, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::*I think it's 1545074. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 21:58, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
Is there anywhere here that explains why they would have a handicap parking sign? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:52, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Virgin-yahh's one of the few states where being "high-fucntionign autistic" counts the same as having a missing limb, or cancer, so Chris gets special parking.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 18:12, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
Just put up a rough transcription to the remaining DayOut videos. It may not be 100% accurate though, I struggled to understand Chris on some occasions. <br />
== "At least my face..." ==<br />
<br />
Possible [[Clyde Cash]] reference? What could possibly cause that title to be given to the last video? --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:30, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Pointless, ineffective insult or reference to his awful cosplay, perhaps? --[[User:Eniggy|The Big Lenigski]] 21:35, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
<br />
==Breaks==<br />
His breaks make a concerning tapping noise when he makes a full stop, particularly in "At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange". Either the pads have a glaze from the cold and him making unusually soft stops, or it's something completely different because I don't know shit about cars... If the former, than it's not a big deal... --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 22:16, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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*That wasn't his "brakes" it was his muffler, along with not taking care of his car like I should do as well. He needs a tune-up because my car shakes & hesitates when I stop or idle. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 04:01, 26 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut&diff=121971DayOut2010-10-26T13:26:58Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>The '''DayOut''' videos are a series of nine videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]], which show the rare sight of Chris's fat ass outdoors. He takes us on a trip around [[Ruckersville]] and shows us such wonderful places as a [[McDonald's]], a [[Wal-Mart]], and a [[Burger King]]! Can you feel the excitement? <br />
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[[File:Oil_Change_due_4-5-09.jpg|thumb|Chris' absurdly overdue oil change]]<br />
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His [[Son-chu|trusty steed]] shows mechanical issues throughout the videos: an ungodly rattling sound is emitted from the engine at every stop light while idling. According to the oil-change sticker on the front windshield, his next scheduled oil change is for 5 [[April 2009]] — nineteen months ''before'' this video was made — or at 259,963 miles.<br />
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There are no less than three items hanging from his rear-view mirror blocking his view — a tacky, faded plastic [[America]]n flag, an [[Cherokian|Indian]] Head air freshener and a custom-made [[Sonichu]] air freshener — and a [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] doll superglued to the car's dashboard. Chris did, however, have the common knowledge to remove the giant handicapped placard from his view.<br />
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Chris holds the camera ''while driving,'' panning it from left to right to focus on whatever building he's talking about. This distraction is in addition to all the items floating in front of him while his station wagon becomes as cluttered as his [[house]]. It's a miracle he didn't get in an accident.<br />
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==DayOut1==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].<br />
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[''[[The Creepy Stare|Creepy Sex Look]]'']<br />
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==DayOut2==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
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Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is. <br />
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And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.<br />
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==DayOut3==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
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| next = [[DayOut#DayOut4|DayOut4]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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This here is the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]] that my father, goes to ever- practically every morning for breakfast and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes.<br />
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I am not a [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. And I am [[obesity|not that big]], though I can stand to lose a [[A Workout|few pounds]].<br />
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==DayOut4==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
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| next = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
And next on our drive-by tour is our, is the local Food Lion, where my family and I would get most of our food, especially when they're on sale. <br />
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Sometimes we get our food from the ah, new Wal-mart. But it depends, but it depends on where the prices, or which one has lower prices. Cause most likely, over at Wal-mart, their food items are not on sale. [[Autism|They're usually on, quote on quote, roll-backs.]]<br />
==DayOut5==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut4|DayOut4]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut6|DayOut6]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
[''[[Son-Chu]] rattles loudly in the background'']<br />
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Next up! Next up, in our drive by tour, we are in the For- we are in the ''shopsss'' of Forest ''Lakesss''. Where we have the, uh, [[Target|Tar-get]]? Where I sometimes walk around in? They have a comparable selec-SHIN... possibly prices lower than Wal-Mart sometimes, but not all da tiiime.<br />
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Also in this neckinawoods we have a Five Guys Restauraaant, a Quiz-nooos, I think there's a Subway roun'nyeaaar... uhhm. Paah... a Sakura-s, but then t'... An a'course one of the eh-many Gamestops, TGIFridays (a TGIFridays over there, za Gamestop here). And! Around-a corner over here, there's a Harris Deeter! Right over, there! <br />
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I'm stuck behind-a vehicle. <br />
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Anyway, a 'arrir Deeter, right over... there!<br />
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I'll save the film, and we'll pick up we're at the next stop.<br />
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==DayOut6==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut7]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[small pan around, the Handicap Sticker is prominent for a bit]<br />
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Chris: An-a-and in a panoramic sort of view from a standpoint, this here is Fashion Square Shopping Center, at least the front of it. Where there are a great number of stores in there, You have a whole bunch-a buildin' stores, but the choolest ones gotta I, I would say gotta be Sears, Belk, JCPenny. Uhhh yes there is a Gamestop in there, an' a Spencers, and a Toys 'R' Us Express. Which actually gives good appeal back to the um, back to the shopping center, because they lost some of-they lost that PO when they closed the Kaybee Toy Store that used to be in there. And they will be openin' up a new book store soon to replace the one they had before.<br />
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[pans camera to his face]<br />
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On the way over here, a few other note-kit-notable locations. Where um, the Sears Club and the Wal-Mart next to the Doubletree Hotel. On the right side outgoing south, as well as Rio Hill Shopping Center with a Lowe's, a Chik-Fil-A, a Kroger's, Crutchfield, and Atlas Comic Book Store. And also, an IHOP, which my parents sometimes go to for dinner. Or lunch. I dunno. Its just one of those times. And also, there's uh, also up the road just a little bit, there's a Toys-R-Us. Up the road...northwise. And there are other places, of which uh, we'll be taken note of. Ah, also up the road some more, is a K-Mart and a Big Lots...a Burger King around there. And of course there are shops at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, which, I probably admit, there's another...Gamestop over there as well. But there's also a Barnes & Noble, as well as a...Fed-Ex/Kinkos, and a Harris Teeter and another Kroger's go over there (unintelligible). Bunch'a good stores over there. Shenanigans, and...that other store that's to it. Forget its name...I'll be waylaying(?) other locations short in just'a little bit. Stay tuned.<br />
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==DayOut7==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
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| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
Coming up in just a little bit, we will be ah, passing by an old playground I used to play at quite often, which includes a wading pool. <br />
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I- I mean, I mean when I was ah li- just an itty bitty thing, I thought it was a swimming pool. I mean, I guess to really call it a swimming pool it would need to be deeper.<br />
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Anyway we're going to drive-by now.<br />
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Take a look at the pool there, you can tell it needs to be deeper. <br />
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There's the old playground. They need to update that, it's a bit rusty. Update the playground fixtures.<br />
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Stay tuned on our next stop to be coming up eventually.<br />
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But also, I would like to note another fine landmark, another fine landmark around here. A little known place called [[McIntire Park]]. <br />
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I mean, I don't know, I mean, I don't know if that playground I just pointed out kind of is McIntire Park, or part of it. But it's next to it anyway.<br />
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And there's a playground over at McIntire Park also, nowadays. <br />
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==DayOut8==<br />
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| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut7|DayOut7]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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Anyway, uh, on our next drop by we're just gonna get a few little glimpses of the Downtown Mall. Y'all have seen it before as I have ah, recorded it mainly, to that, considerably [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkour]] thing. You know I guess you couldn't really care for the Parkour I, I mean, I tried, you know, I did try on that.<br />
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Now I'm stopped at a traffic light here.<br />
<br />
C'mon. Come on.<br />
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Anyway jus- just a few peeks down the few alleys of the uh, downtown mall area. Just a few peeks here and there.<br />
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Ugh. Looks like we got the, ah, Albemarle Charlottesville Spirit Walk coming up. <br />
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If you want to do this step by step that's your luxury and you're welcome to do that. I'm just going to put myself in here at the parking garage. So I'll check in at the next destination.<br />
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==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==<br />
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| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
| next = [[WeighIn]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
Pretty much on this final segment of this, uh, tour around Charlottesvile, and, uh, some of my fun favorite choice places, we can drive down the t- down the corner, and the UVA, the University of Virginia, coming up on the corner. <br />
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Don't forget traffic folks, because, you know, red lights, they do come up.<br />
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Green change, change you stupid light. Red light turn green. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmm. (Sigh). Better yet, green light turn yellow. Nnnnnn-now. Now. Right now. Oh, it happened. Go figure sun reflections and everything.<br />
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Anyway I don't really have much ah, particular of what's in the corner, but there is a Baja Bean. Did go to a Baja Bean that was across, that's across from the Wal-mart in Charlottesville, a little while back. Don't go there as much. But, yeah that's one place anyway.<br />
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UVA medical, medical centre and hospital areas down to the left there. Which is, ah you can make the left turn to get there from here. Going about West-ward. <br />
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Hey, little truck from Texas. He's a long way from home.<br />
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Dududududu, red light turn green. Red light turn green. C'mon. Red light turn green. Red light turn green, green, green. Red light turn green. There you go.<br />
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Anyway just, ah, enjoy what's on the ah, corner along the right side of the building as we drive by. (Chris belches loudly)<br />
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Cause essentially it's just whatever. I know that ah, there's a, I think there's a Plan Nine on the corner now, or at least there used to be. There's a Plan Nine over by where Circuit City used to be as well. I'd go around Circuit City once about now there once in a while, while it was open. There's a Baja Bean. And unfortunately they had to close up their shops too. Circuit City, there's one left, come find us. Yeah, all the way up, probably in Canada. Toronto Canada. Or, better yet. You don't have to travel as far, for some of our good deals you can go to our website which, is still up. Even though our stores are closed we have an online store and our one location in Toronto Canada. Circuit City, were service is state of the art, or [[Chris and Remorse|at least was]], no it's like seemingly out of date. The old plug socket, that went into the pavement.<br />
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Everybody wants to sing the song. <br />
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And a few calls of ah, rape around here lately. What's kinda sad, really. But, y'know, at least the citizens are more aware. <br />
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And I'll just, ah turn into my left now where you can see some of the Campus buildings. So the buildings of the ah, University of Virginia. The Campus grounds and all that. Don't know much about 'em except for, my father was first on the race, on the WTJU here one year when they were doing the jazz marathon in 1989. I remembered the year at random just now. Please forgive the reflective sunlight.<br />
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Ahh, the University of Virginia. The University in the city of which it was founded by Mr Thomas Jefferson and the winners, the, in the statue in front of that building. I believe there's a postcard with that image on there as well.<br />
<br />
Hmmm,give you a little bit more, tour of the ah, grounds, and then I'll have to wrap this up because I'm running ou- I'm running low on memory. <br />
<br />
There's something strange, in your head, who you gonna call, Mr Fred. He wets the bed. What are you gonna do when Mr Fred wets the bed? Ewww. Oh I say here's a bad host. It's a ghost. Who you gonna call? Another ghost! To get rid of the first ghost. I mean especially if it's a boy ghost, you call a girl ghost. Or, otherwise you call- uh can't make a left turn here. Otherwise if it's a girl ghost you call a boy ghost, anyway you call another ghost to get rid of the first ghost. Can't make a left turn here. <br />
<br />
Anyway, there's another step down there and ah, tennis courts over there and, I don't know, there's a soccer field around the corner there. And that pretty much wraps it up here. <br />
<br />
This has been a, fun little tour on a day out with me. Thank you very much, and have a go-<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut&diff=121965DayOut2010-10-26T13:18:13Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>The '''DayOut''' videos are a series of nine videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]], which show the rare sight of Chris's fat ass outdoors. He takes us on a trip around [[Ruckersville]] and shows us such wonderful places as a [[McDonald's]], a [[Wal-Mart]], and a [[Burger King]]! Can you feel the excitement? <br />
<br />
[[File:Oil_Change_due_4-5-09.jpg|thumb|Chris' absurdly overdue oil change]]<br />
<br />
His [[Son-chu|trusty steed]] shows mechanical issues throughout the videos: an ungodly rattling sound is emitted from the engine at every stop light while idling. According to the oil-change sticker on the front windshield, his next scheduled oil change is for 5 [[April 2009]] — nineteen months ''before'' this video was made — or at 259,963 miles.<br />
<br />
There are no less than three items hanging from his rear-view mirror blocking his view — a tacky, faded plastic [[America]]n flag, an [[Cherokian|Indian]] Head air freshener and a custom-made [[Sonichu]] air freshener — and a [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] doll superglued to the car's dashboard. Chris did, however, have the common knowledge to remove the giant handicapped placard from his view.<br />
<br />
Chris holds the camera ''while driving,'' panning it from left to right to focus on whatever building he's talking about. This distraction is in addition to all the items floating in front of him while his station wagon becomes as cluttered as his [[house]]. It's a miracle he didn't get in an accident.<br />
<br />
==DayOut1==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AMCxX5SjvFc}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Wigwam]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].<br />
<br />
[''[[The Creepy Stare|Creepy Sex Look]]'']<br />
<br />
==DayOut2==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
<br />
Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is. <br />
<br />
And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.<br />
<br />
==DayOut3==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut3<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KofndtgaAjk}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut4|DayOut4]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
This here is the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]] that my father, goes to ever- practically every morning for breakfast and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes.<br />
<br />
I am not a [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. And I am [[obesity|not that big]], though I can stand to lose a [[A Workout|few pounds]].<br />
<br />
==DayOut4==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut4<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mhfxK6RY97A}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
And next on our drive-by tour is our, is the local Food Lion, where my family and I would get most of our food, especially when they're on sale. <br />
<br />
Sometimes we get our food from the ah, new Wal-mart. But it depends, but it depends on where the prices, or which one has lower prices. Cause most likely, over at Wal-mart, their food items are not on sale. [[Autism|They're usually on, quote on quote, roll-backs.]]<br />
==DayOut5==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut5<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4QLOg1D38pE}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut4|DayOut4]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut6|DayOut6]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[''[[Son-Chu]] rattles loudly in the background'']<br />
<br />
Next up! Next up, in our drive by tour, we are in the For- we are in the ''shopsss'' of Forest ''Lakesss''. Where we have the, uh, [[Target|Tar-get]]? Where I sometimes walk around in? They have a comparable selec-SHIN... possibly prices lower than Wal-Mart sometimes, but not all da tiiime.<br />
<br />
Also in this neckinawoods we have a Five Guys Restauraaant, a Quiz-nooos, I think there's a Subway roun'nyeaaar... uhhm. Paah... a Sakura-s, but then t'... An a'course one of the eh-many Gamestops, TGIFridays (a TGIFridays over there, za Gamestop here). And! Around-a corner over here, there's a Harris Deeter! Right over, there! <br />
<br />
I'm stuck behind-a vehicle. <br />
<br />
Anyway, a 'arrir Deeter, right over... there!<br />
<br />
I'll save the film, and we'll pick up we're at the next stop.<br />
<br />
==DayOut6==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut6<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MvRyWYC_8yU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut7]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[small pan around, the Handicap Sticker is prominent for a bit]<br />
<br />
Chris: An-a-and in a panoramic sort of view from a standpoint, this here is Fashion Square Shopping Center, at least the front of it. Where there are a great number of stores in there, You have a whole bunch-a buildin' stores, but the choolest ones gotta I, I would say gotta be Sears, Belk, JCPenny. Uhhh yes there is a Gamestop in there, an' a Spencers, and a Toys 'R' Us Express. Which actually gives good appeal back to the um, back to the shopping center, because they lost some of-they lost that PO when they closed the Kaybee Toy Store that used to be in there. And they will be openin' up a new book store soon to replace the one they had before.<br />
<br />
[pans camera to his face]<br />
<br />
On the way over here, a few other note-kit-notable locations. Where um, the Sears Club and the Wal-Mart next to the Doubletree Hotel. On the right side outgoing south, as well as Rio Hill Shopping Center with a Lowe's, a Chik-Fil-A, a Kroger's, Crutchfield, and Atlas Comic Book Store. And also, an IHOP, which my parents sometimes go to for dinner. Or lunch. I dunno. Its just one of those times. And also, there's uh, also up the road just a little bit, there's a Toys-R-Us. Up the road...northwise. And there are other places, of which uh, we'll be taken note of. Ah, also up the road some more, is a K-Mart and a Big Lots...a Burger King around there. And of course there are shops at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, which, I probably admit, there's another...Gamestop over there as well. But there's also a Barnes & Noble, as well as a...Fed-Ex/Kinkos, and a Harris Teeter and another Kroger's go over there (unintelligible). Bunch'a good stores over there. Shenanigans, and...that other store that's to it. Forget its name...I'll be waylaying(?) other locations short in just'a little bit. Stay tuned.<br />
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{{Transcription}}<br />
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==DayOut7==<br />
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| name = DayOut7<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|HI_HcGwsQIk}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut6|DayOut6]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
Coming up in just a little bit, we will be ah, passing by an old playground I used to play at quite often, which includes a wading pool. <br />
<br />
I- I mean, I mean when I was ah li- just an itty bitty thing, I thought it was a swimming pool. I mean, I guess to really call it a swimming pool it would need to be deeper.<br />
<br />
Anyway we're going to drive-by now.<br />
<br />
Take a look at the pool there, you can tell it needs to be deeper. <br />
<br />
There's the old playground. They need to update that, it's a bit rusty. Update the playground fixtures.<br />
<br />
Stay tuned on our next stop to be coming up eventually.<br />
<br />
But also, I would like to note another fine landmark, another fine landmark around here. A little known place called [[McIntire Park]]. <br />
<br />
I mean, I don't know, I mean, I don't know if that playground I just pointed out kind of is McIntire Park, or part of it. But it's next to it anyway.<br />
<br />
And there's a playground over at McIntire Park also, nowadays. <br />
<br />
<br />
==DayOut8==<br />
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| name = DayOut8<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|zkSTURU3QLw}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut7|DayOut7]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
Anyway, uh, on our next drop by we're just gonna get a few little glimpses of the Downtown Mall. Y'all have seen it before as I have ah, recorded it mainly, to that, considerably [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkour]] thing. You know I guess you couldn't really care for the Parkour I, I mean, I tried, you know, I did try on that.<br />
<br />
Now I'm stopped at a traffic light here.<br />
<br />
C'mon. Come on.<br />
<br />
Anyway jus- just a few peeks down the few alleys of the uh, downtown mall area. Just a few peeks here and there.<br />
<br />
Ugh. Looks like we got the, ah, Albemarle Charlottesville Spirit Walk coming up. <br />
<br />
If you want to do this step by step that's your luxury and you're welcome to do that. I'm just going to put myself in here at the parking garage. So I'll check in at the next destination.<br />
<br />
==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==<br />
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| name = At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|x8HEUj-l-mw}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
| next = [[WeighIn]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
Pretty much on this final segment of this, uh, tour around Charlottesvile, and, uh, some of my fun favorite choice places, we can drive down the t- down the corner, and the UVA, the University of Virginia, coming up on the corner. <br />
<br />
Don't forget traffic folks, because, you know, red lights, they do come up.<br />
<br />
Green change, change you stupid light. Red light turn green. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmm. (Sigh). Better yet, green light turn yellow. Nnnnnn-now. Now. Right now. Oh, it happened. Go figure sun reflections and everything.<br />
<br />
Anyway I don't really have much ah, particular of what's in the corner, but there is a Baja Bean. Did go to a Baja Bean that was across, that's across from the Wal-mart in Charlottesville, a little while back. Don't go there as much. But, yeah that's one place anyway.<br />
<br />
UVA medical, medical centre and hospital areas down to the left there. Which is, ah you can make the left turn to get there from here. Going about West-ward. <br />
<br />
Hey, little truck from Texas. He's a long way from home.<br />
<br />
Dududududu, red light turn green. Red light turn green. C'mon. Red light turn green. Red light turn green, green, green. Red light turn green. There you go.<br />
<br />
Anyway just, ah, enjoy what's on the ah, corner along the right side of the building as we drive by. (Chris belches loudly)<br />
<br />
Cause essentially it's just whatever. I know that ah, there's a, I think there's a Plan Nine on the corner now, or at least there used to be. There's a Plan Nine over by where Circuit City used to be as well. I'd go around Circuit City once about now there once in a while, while it was open. There's a Baja Bean. And unfortunately they had to close up their shops too. Circuit City, there's one left, come find us. Yeah, all the way up, probably in Canada. Toronto Canada. Or, better yet. You don't have to travel as far, for some of our good deals you can go to our website which, is still up. Even though our stores are closed we have an online store and our one location in Toronto Canada. Circuit City, were service is state of the art, or [[Chris and Remorse|at least was]], no it's like seemingly out of date. The old plug socket, that went into the pavement.<br />
<br />
Everybody wants to sing the song. <br />
<br />
And a few calls of ah, rape around here lately. What's kinda sad, really. But, y'know, at least the citizens are more aware. <br />
<br />
And I'll just, ah turn into my left now where you can see some of the Campus buildings. So the buildings of the ah, University of Virginia. The Campus grounds and all that. Don't know much about 'em except for, my father was first on the race, on the WTJU here one year when they were doing the jazz marathon in 1989. I remembered the year at random just now. Please forgive the reflective sunlight.<br />
<br />
Ahh, the University of Virginia. The University in the city of which it was founded by Mr Thomas Jefferson and the winners, the, in the statue in front of that building. I believe there's a postcard with that image on there as well.<br />
<br />
Hmmm,give you a little bit more, tour of the ah, grounds, and then I'll have to wrap this up because I'm running ou- I'm running low on memory. <br />
<br />
There's something strange, in your head, who you gonna call, Mr Fred. He wets the bed. What are you gonna do when Mr Fred wets the bed? Ewww. Oh I say here's a bad host. It's a ghost. Who you gonna call? Another ghost! To get rid of the first ghost. I mean especially if it's a boy ghost, you call a girl ghost. Or, otherwise you call- uh can't make a left turn here. Otherwise if it's a girl ghost you call a boy ghost, anyway you call another ghost to get rid of the first ghost. Can't make a left turn here. <br />
<br />
Anyway, there's another step down there and ah, tennis courts over there and, I don't know, there's a soccer field around the corner there. And that pretty much wraps it up here. <br />
<br />
This has been a, fun little tour on a day out with me. Thank you very much, and have a go-<br />
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<br />
{{transcription}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut&diff=121936DayOut2010-10-26T11:43:59Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>The '''DayOut''' videos are a series of nine videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]], which show the rare sight of Chris's fat ass outdoors. He takes us on a trip around [[Ruckersville]] and shows us such wonderful places as a [[McDonald's]], a [[Wal-Mart]], and a [[Burger King]]! Can you feel the excitement? <br />
<br />
[[File:Oil_Change_due_4-5-09.jpg|thumb|Chris' absurdly overdue oil change]]<br />
<br />
His [[Son-chu|trusty steed]] shows mechanical issues throughout the videos: an ungodly rattling sound is emitted from the engine at every stop light while idling. According to the oil-change sticker on the front windshield, his next scheduled oil change is for 5 [[April 2009]] — nineteen months ''before'' this video was made — or at 259,963 miles.<br />
<br />
There are no less than three items hanging from his rear-view mirror blocking his view — a tacky, faded plastic [[America]]n flag, an [[Cherokian|Indian]] Head air freshener and a custom-made [[Sonichu]] air freshener — and a [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] doll superglued to the car's dashboard. Chris did, however, have the common knowledge to remove the giant handicapped placard from his view.<br />
<br />
Chris holds the camera ''while driving,'' panning it from left to right to focus on whatever building he's talking about. This distraction is in addition to all the items floating in front of him while his station wagon becomes as cluttered as his [[house]]. It's a miracle he didn't get in an accident.<br />
<br />
==DayOut1==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AMCxX5SjvFc}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Wigwam]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].<br />
<br />
[''[[The Creepy Stare|Creepy Sex Look]]'']<br />
<br />
==DayOut2==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
<br />
Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is. <br />
<br />
And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.<br />
<br />
==DayOut3==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut3<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KofndtgaAjk}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut4|DayOut4]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
This here is the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]] that my father, goes to ever- practically every morning for breakfast and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes.<br />
<br />
I am not a [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. And I am [[obesity|not that big]], though I can stand to lose a few pounds.<br />
<br />
==DayOut4==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut4<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mhfxK6RY97A}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
And next on our drive-by tour is our, is the local Food Lion, where my family and I would get most of our food, especially when they're on sale. <br />
<br />
Sometimes we get our food from the ah, new Wal-mart. But it depends, but it depends on where the prices, or which one has lower prices. Cause most likely, over at Wal-mart, their food items are not on sale. [[Autism|They're usually on, quote on quote, roll-backs.]]<br />
==DayOut5==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut5<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4QLOg1D38pE}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut4|DayOut4]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut6|DayOut6]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[''[[Son-Chu]] rattles loudly in the background'']<br />
<br />
Next up! Next up, in our drive by tour, we are in the For- we are in the ''shopsss'' of Forest ''Lakesss''. Where we have the, uh, [[Target|Tar-get]]? Where I sometimes walk around in? They have a comparable selec-SHIN... possibly prices lower than Wal-Mart sometimes, but not all da tiiime. <br />
<br />
Also in this neckinawoods we have a Five Guys Restauraaant, a Quiz-nooos, I think there's a Subway roun'nyeaaar... uhhm. Paah... a Sakura-s, but then t'... An a'course one of the eh-many Gamestops, TGIFridays (a TGIFridays over there, za Gamestop here). And! Around-a corner over here, there's a Harris Deeter! Right over, there! <br />
<br />
I'm stuck behind-a vehicle. <br />
<br />
Anyway, a 'arrir Deeter, right over... there! <br />
<br />
I'll save the film, and we'll pick up we're at the next stop.<br />
<br />
==DayOut6==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut6<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MvRyWYC_8yU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut7]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
[small pan around, the Handicap Sticker is prominent for a bit]<br />
<br />
Chris: An-a-and in a panoramic sort of view from a standpoint, this here is Fashion Square Shopping Center, at least the front of it. Where there are a great number of stores in there, You have a whole bunch-a buildin' stores, but the choolest ones gotta I, I would say gotta be Sears, Belk, JCPenny. Uhhh yes there is a Gamestop in there, an' a Spencers, and a Toys 'R' Us Express. Which actually gives good appeal back to the um, back to the shopping center, because they lost some of-they lost that PO when they closed the Kaybee Toy Store that used to be in there. And they will be openin' up a new book store soon to replace the one they had before.<br />
<br />
[pans camera to his face]<br />
<br />
On the way over here, a few other note-kit-notable locations. Where um, the Sears Club and the Wal-Mart next to the Doubletree Hotel. On the right side outgoing south, as well as Rio Hill Shopping Center with a Lowe's, a Chik-Fil-A, a Kroger's, Crutchfield, and Atlas Comic Book Store. And also, an IHOP, which my parents sometimes go to for dinner. Or lunch. I dunno. Its just one of those times. And also, there's uh, also up the road just a little bit, there's a Toys-R-Us. Up the road...northwise. And there are other places, of which uh, we'll be taken note of. Ah, also up the road some more, is a K-Mart and a Big Lots...a Burger King around there. And of course there are shops at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, which, I probably admit, there's another...Gamestop over there as well. But there's also a Barnes & Noble, as well as a...Fed-Ex/Kinkos, and a Harris Teeter and another Kroger's go over there (unintelligible). Bunch'a good stores over there. Shenanigans, and...that other store that's to it. Forget its name...I'll be waylaying(?) other locations short in just'a little bit. Stay tuned.<br />
<br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
<br />
==DayOut7==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut7<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|HI_HcGwsQIk}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut6|DayOut6]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
Coming up in just a little bit, we will be ah, passing by an old playground I used to play at quite often, which includes a wading pool. <br />
<br />
I- I mean, I mean when I was ah li- just an itty bitty thing, I thought it was a swimming pool. I mean, I guess to really call it a swimming pool it would need to be deeper.<br />
<br />
Anyway we're going to drive-by now.<br />
<br />
Take a look at the pool there, you can tell it needs to be deeper. <br />
<br />
There's the old playground. They need to update that, it's a bit rusty. Update the playground fixtures.<br />
<br />
Stay tuned on our next stop to be coming up eventually.<br />
<br />
But also, I would like to note another fine landmark, another fine landmark around here. A little known place called [[McIntire Park]]. <br />
<br />
I mean, I don't know, I mean, I don't know if that playground I just pointed out kind of is McIntire Park, or part of it. But it's next to it anyway.<br />
<br />
And there's a playground over at McIntire Park also, nowadays. <br />
<br />
<br />
==DayOut8==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = DayOut8<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|zkSTURU3QLw}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut7|DayOut7]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
Anyway, uh, on our next drop by we're just gonna get a few little glimpses of the Downtown Mall. Y'all have seen it before as I have ah, recorded it mainly, to that, considerably [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkour]] thing. You know I guess you couldn't really care for the Parkour I, I mean, I tried, you know, I did try on that.<br />
<br />
Now I'm stopped at a traffic light here.<br />
<br />
C'mon. Come on.<br />
<br />
Anyway jus- just a few peeks down the few alleys of the uh, downtown mall area. Just a few peeks here and there.<br />
<br />
Ugh. Looks like we got the, ah, Albemarle Charlottesville Spirit Walk coming up. <br />
<br />
If you want to do this step by step that's your luxury and you're welcome to do that. I'm just going to put myself in here at the parking garage. So I'll check in at the next destination.<br />
<br />
==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|x8HEUj-l-mw}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
| next = [[WeighIn]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
Pretty much on this final segment of this, uh, tour around Charlottesvile, and, uh, some of my fun favorite choice places, we can drive down the t- down the corner, and the UVA, the University of Virginia, coming up on the corner. <br />
Don't forget traffic slopes, because, you know, red lights, they do come up.{{transcription}}<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Wigwam]]|nextlink=[[WeighIn]]}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut&diff=121925DayOut2010-10-26T11:13:23Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
<hr />
<div>The '''DayOut''' videos are a series of seven videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]], which show the rare sight of Chris's fat ass outdoors. He takes us on a trip around [[Ruckersville]] and shows us such wonderful places as a [[McDonald's]], a [[Wal-Mart]], and a [[Burger King]]! Can you feel the excitement? <br />
<br />
[[File:Oil_Change_due_4-5-09.jpg|thumb|Chris' absurdly overdue oil change]]<br />
<br />
His [[Son-chu|trusty steed]] shows mechanical issues throughout the videos: an ungodly rattling sound is emitted from the engine at every stop light while idling. According to the oil-change sticker on the front windshield, his next scheduled oil change is for 5 [[April 2009]] — nineteen months ''before'' this video was made — or at 259,963 miles.<br />
<br />
There are no less than three items hanging from his rear-view mirror blocking his view — a tacky, faded plastic [[America]]n flag, an [[Cherokian|Indian]] Head air freshener and a custom-made [[Sonichu]] air freshener — and a [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] doll superglued to the car's dashboard. Chris did, however, have the common knowledge to remove the giant handicapped placard from his view.<br />
<br />
Chris holds the camera ''while driving,'' panning it from left to right to focus on whatever building he's talking about. This distraction is in addition to all the items floating in front of him while his station wagon becomes as cluttered as his [[house]]. It's a miracle he didn't get in an accident.<br />
<br />
==DayOut1==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AMCxX5SjvFc}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Wigwam]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].<br />
<br />
[''[[The Creepy Stare|Creepy Sex Look]]'']<br />
<br />
==DayOut2==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
<br />
Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is. <br />
<br />
And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.<br />
<br />
==DayOut3==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout3<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KofndtgaAjk}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}, {{Rumors|text}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut4|DayOut4]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
This here is the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]] that my father, goes to ever- practically every morning for breakfast and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes.<br />
<br />
I am not a [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. And I am [[obesity|not that big]], though I can stand to lose a few pounds.<br />
<br />
==DayOut4==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout4<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mhfxK6RY97A}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
And next on our drive-by tour is our, is the local Food Lion, where my family and I would get most of our food, especially when they're on sale. <br />
<br />
Sometimes we get our food from the ah, new Wal-mart. But it depends, but it depends on where the prices, or which one has lower prices. Cause most likely, over at Wal-mart, their food items are not on sale. [[Autism|They're usually on, quote on quote, roll-backs.]]<br />
==DayOut5==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout5<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4QLOg1D38pE}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut4|DayOut4]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut6|DayOut6]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
[''[[Son-Chu]] rattles loudly in the background'']<br />
<br />
Next up! Next up, in our drive by tour, we are in the For- we are in the ''shopsss'' of Forest ''Lakesss''. Where we have the, uh, [[Target|Tar-get]]? Where I sometimes walk around in? They have a comparable selec-SHIN... possibly prices lower than Wal-Mart sometimes, but not all da tiiime. <br />
<br />
Also in this neckinawoods we have a Five Guys Restauraaant, a Quiz-nooos, I think there's a Subway roun'nyeaaar... uhhm. Paah... a Sakura-s, but then t'... An a'course one of the eh-many Gamestops, TGIFridays (a TGIFridays over there, za Gamestop here). And! Around-a corner over here, there's a Harris Deeter! Right over, there! <br />
<br />
I'm stuck behind-a vehicle. <br />
<br />
Anyway, a 'arrir Deeter, right over... there! <br />
<br />
I'll save the film, and we'll pick up we're at the next stop.<br />
<br />
==DayOut6==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout6<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|MvRyWYC_8yU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
[small pan around, the Handicap Sticker is prominent for a bit]<br />
<br />
Chris: An-a-and in a panoramic sort of view from a standpoint, this here is Fashion Square Shopping Center, at least the front of it. Where there are a great number of stores in there, You have a whole bunch-a buildin' stores, but the choolest ones gotta I, I would say gotta be Sears, Belk, JCPenny. Uhhh yes there is a Gamestop in there, an' a Spencers, and a Toys 'R' Us Express. Which actually gives good appeal back to the um, back to the shopping center, because they lost some of-they lost that PO when they closed the Kaybee Toy Store that used to be in there. And they will be openin' up a new book store soon to replace the one they had before.<br />
<br />
[pans camera to his face]<br />
<br />
On the way over here, a few other note-kit-notable locations. Where um, the Sears Club and the Wal-Mart next to the Doubletree Hotel. On the right side outgoing south, as well as Rio Hill Shopping Center with a Lowe's, a Chik-Fil-A, a Kroger's, Crutchfield, and Atlas Comic Book Store. And also, an IHOP, which my parents sometimes go to for dinner. Or lunch. I dunno. Its just one of those times. And also, there's uh, also up the road just a little bit, there's a Toys-R-Us. Up the road...northwise. And there are other places, of which uh, we'll be taken note of. Ah, also up the road some more, is a K-Mart and a Big Lots...a Burger King around there. And of course there are shops at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, which, I probably admit, there's another...Gamestop over there as well. But there's also a Barnes & Noble, as well as a...Fed-Ex/Kinkos, and a Harris Teeter and another Kroger's go over there (unintelligible). Bunch'a good stores over there. Shenanigans, and...that other store that's to it. Forget its name...I'll be waylaying(?) other locations short in just'a little bit. Stay tuned.<br />
<br />
{{Transcription}}<br />
<br />
==DayOut8==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout8<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|zkSTURU3QLw}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
Anyway, uh, on our next drop by we're just gonna get a few little glimpses of the Downtown Mall. Y'all have seen it before as I have ah, recorded it mainly, to that, considerably [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkour]] thing. You know I guess you couldn't really care for the Parkour I, I mean, I tried, you know, I did try on that.<br />
<br />
Now I'm stopped at a traffic light here.<br />
<br />
C'mon. Come on.<br />
<br />
Anyway jus- just a few peeks down the few alleys of the uh, downtown mall area. Just a few peeks here and there.<br />
<br />
Ugh. Looks like we got the, ah, Albemarle Charlottesville Spirit Walk coming up. <br />
<br />
If you want to do this step by step that's your luxury and you're welcome to do that. I'm just going to put myself in here at the parking garage. So I'll check in at the next destination.<br />
<br />
==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|x8HEUj-l-mw}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}<br />
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}<br />
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
| next = [[WeighIn]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
Pretty much on this final segment of this, uh, tour around Charlottesvile, and, uh, some of my fun favorite choice places, we can drive down the t- down the corner, and the UVA, the University of Virginia, coming up on the corner. <br />
Don't forget traffic slopes, because, you know, red lights, they do come up.{{transcription}}<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Wigwam]]|nextlink=[[WeighIn]]}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut&diff=121692DayOut2010-10-25T22:36:28Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''DayOut''' is a series of videos showing off the rare sight of Chris Chan's fat ass outdoors. He takes us on a trip around Ruckersville and shows us such wonderful places as a McDonald's, a Wal-Mart, and a Burger King! Can you feel the excitement?<br />
<br />
==DayOut1==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AMCxX5SjvFc}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[Wigwam]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Transcription====<br />
<br />
'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].<br />
<br />
==DayOut2==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
====Transcription====<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
<br />
Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is. <br />
<br />
And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.<br />
<br />
==DayOut3==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout3<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KofndtgaAjk}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Transcription====<br />
<br />
This here is the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]] that my father, goes to ever- practically every morning for breakfast and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes.<br />
<br />
I am not a [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. And I am not that big, though I can stand to lose a few pounds.<br />
<br />
==DayOut8==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout8<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|zkSTURU3QLw}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Transcription====<br />
<br />
Any way uh, on our next drop by we're just gonna get a few little glimpses of the Downtown Mall. Y'all have seen it before as I have ah, recorded it mainly, to that, considerably [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkour]] thing. You know I guess you couldn't really care for the Parkour I, I mean I tried, you know, I did try on that.<br />
<br />
Now I'm stopped at a traffic light here.<br />
<br />
C'mon. Come on.<br />
<br />
Anyway jus- just a few peaks down the few alleys of the uh, downtown mall area. Just a few peaks here and there.<br />
<br />
Ugh. Looks like we got the ah old mall Charlottesville Spirit Walk coming up. <br />
<br />
If you want to do this step by step that's your luxury and you're welcome to do that. I'm just going to put myself in here at the parking garage. So I'll check in at the next destination.<br />
<br />
==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|x8HEUj-l-mw}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
| next = [[WeighIn]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Transcription====<br />
<br />
{{transcription}}<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Wigwam]]|nextlink=[[WeighIn]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut&diff=121685DayOut2010-10-25T22:30:23Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''DayOut''' is a series of videos showing off the rare sight of Chris Chan's fat ass outdoors. He takes us on a trip around Ruckersville and shows us such wonderful places as a McDonald's, a Wal-Mart, and a Burger King! Can you feel the excitement?<br />
<br />
==DayOut1==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AMCxX5SjvFc}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[Wigwam]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Transcription====<br />
<br />
'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].<br />
<br />
==DayOut2==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
====Transcription====<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
<br />
Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is. <br />
<br />
And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.<br />
<br />
==DayOut3==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout3<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KofndtgaAjk}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Transcription====<br />
<br />
This here is the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]] that my father, goes to ever- practically every morning for breakfast and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes.<br />
<br />
I am not a [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. And I am not that big, though I can stand to lose a few pounds.<br />
<br />
==DayOut8==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout8<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|zkSTURU3QLw}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Transcription====<br />
<br />
{{transcription}}<br />
<br />
Any way uh, on our next drop by we're just gonna get a few little glimpses of the Downtown Mall. Y'all have seen it before as I have ah, recorded it mainly, to that, considerably Parkour thing. You know I guess you couldn't really care for the Parkour I, I mean I tried, you know, I did try on that.<br />
<br />
Now I'm stopped at a traffic light here.<br />
<br />
C'mon. Come on.<br />
<br />
==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|x8HEUj-l-mw}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
| next = [[WeighIn]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
====Transcription====<br />
<br />
{{transcription}}<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Wigwam]]|nextlink=[[WeighIn]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut&diff=121672DayOut2010-10-25T22:25:04Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>'''DayOut''' is a series of videos showing off the rare sight of Chris Chan's fat ass outdoors. He takes us on a trip around Ruckersville and shows us such wonderful places as a McDonald's, a Wal-Mart, and a Burger King! Can you feel the excitement?<br />
<br />
==DayOut1==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AMCxX5SjvFc}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[Wigwam]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].<br />
<br />
==DayOut2==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
<br />
Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is. <br />
<br />
And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.<br />
<br />
==DayOut3==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout3<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KofndtgaAjk}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
<br />
This here is the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]] that my father, goes to ever- practically every morning for breakfast and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes.<br />
<br />
I am not a [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. And I am not that big, though I can stand to lose a few pounds.<br />
<br />
==DayOut8==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout8<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|zkSTURU3QLw}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut#At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
<br />
{{transcription}}<br />
<br />
==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|x8HEUj-l-mw}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut8|DayOut8]]<br />
| next = [[WeighIn]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
<br />
{{transcription}}</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:DayOut&diff=121662Talk:DayOut2010-10-25T22:18:36Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>Not sure why there isn't a DayOut 4-7. Also the my face is not fucking orange or whatever is the last part to this series. weird title but whatever. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 15:11, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
* I think 4-7 may still be processing on Youtube. Either that or uploading so many videos at once has screwed up a few uploads. --[[User:Clydewarren|Clydewarren]] 15:18, 25 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=FullHouse&diff=121645FullHouse2010-10-25T22:11:36Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = FullHouse<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Gv2ed1EfSG4}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[Previous]]<br />
| next = [[Current]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut&diff=121643DayOut2010-10-25T22:10:56Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>'''DayOut''' is a series of videos showing off the rare sight of Chris Chan's fat ass outdoors. He takes us on a trip around Ruckersville and shows us such wonderful places as a McDonald's, a Wal-Mart, and a Burger King! Can you feel the excitement?<br />
<br />
==DayOut1==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AMCxX5SjvFc}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[Wigwam]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut2]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].<br />
<br />
==DayOut2==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[Current]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
<br />
Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is. <br />
<br />
And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut&diff=121637DayOut2010-10-25T22:06:44Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''DayOut''' is a series of videos showing off the rare sight of Chris Chan's fat ass outdoors. He takes us on a trip around Ruckersville and shows us such wonderful places as a McDonald's, a Wal-Mart, and a Burger King! Can you feel the excitement?<br />
<br />
==DayOut1==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AMCxX5SjvFc}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[Wigwam]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut2]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcript ==<br />
'''''Hello''''', today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']], here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].<br />
<br />
==DayOut2==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[Current]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
==Transcript==<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in extenture [''sic''], though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
<br />
Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is. <br />
<br />
And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut2&diff=121630DayOut22010-10-25T22:04:56Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>'''DayOut2''' is a video where Chris drives by [[McDonald's]] and [[Wal-Mart]], then complains about the drive-thru at McDonald's.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[Current]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go North to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new McDonalds that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in extenture, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to go through the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
<br />
Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is. <br />
<br />
And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]], that my father goes to sometimes.</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut2&diff=121625DayOut22010-10-25T22:02:52Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>'''DayOut2''' is a video where Chris drives by [[McDonald's]] and [[Wal-Mart]], then complains about the drive-thru at McDonald's.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[Current]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go North to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new McDonalds that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in extenture, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to go through the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
<br />
Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is. <br />
<br />
And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the Burger King, that my father goes to sometimes.</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut2&diff=121620DayOut22010-10-25T22:02:05Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>'''DayOut2''' is a video where Chris drives by [[McDonald's]] and [[Wal-Mart]], then complains about the drive-thru at McDonald's.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[Current]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go North to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new McDonalds that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in extenture, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to go through the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane out of here, around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a whole 180.<br />
<br />
Other than that, the Wal-mart is just fine the way it is.</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut2&diff=121615DayOut22010-10-25T21:59:53Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>'''DayOut2''' is a video where Chris drives by [[McDonald's]] and [[Wal-Mart]], then complains about the drive-thru at McDonald's.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[Current]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go North to [[Ruckersville]]. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new McDonalds that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-mart]] that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.<br />
<br />
There is the new McDonald's, small in extenture, though it can stand to improvement, because you basically have to go around the building twice just to get to the drive-thru!</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=WeighIn&diff=121611WeighIn2010-10-25T21:58:39Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = WeighIn<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|og-3s0n91Ys}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[Previous]]<br />
| next = [[Current]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
<br />
Here is the official way in on Sunday, September twenty- October 24th 2010.<br />
<br />
If I can stay still long enough.<br />
<br />
Hmmm.<br />
<br />
Anyway it says 216. Currently I'm 216 pounds.</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=WeighIn&diff=121609WeighIn2010-10-25T21:58:28Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = WeighIn<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|og-3s0n91Ys}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[Previous]]<br />
| next = [[Current]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
Here is the official way in on Sunday, September twenty- October 24th 2010.<br />
<br />
If I can stay still long enough.<br />
<br />
Hmmm.<br />
<br />
Anyway it says 216. Currently I'm 216 pounds.</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut2&diff=121592DayOut22010-10-25T21:50:19Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>'''DayOut2''' is a video where Chris drives by [[McDonald's]] and [[Wal-Mart]], then compalins about the drive-thru at McDonald's.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[Current]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go North to Ruckersville. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new McDonalds that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new Wal-mart that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=DayOut2&diff=121591DayOut22010-10-25T21:49:55Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>'''DayOut2''' is a video where Chris drives by [[McDonald's]] and [[Wal-Mart]], then compalins about the drive-thru at McDonald's.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout2<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Yoo3v6EsPPY}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[DayOut1]]<br />
| next = [[Current]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
'''Transcript'''<br />
<br />
And, ah, coming up on, first on our trip we take a- as we go North to Ruckersville. <br />
<br />
And right over to our right, we see the new McDonalds that has been built recently, lets get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new Wal-mart that has been constructed, that has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in their, it's practically super-size.</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Punchy_and_Layla%27s_Dance_In_The_Dark&diff=112294Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark2010-09-05T14:45:37Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>'''"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"''' is Chris's tribute for [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]], to the tune of [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen's |Bruce Springsteen's]] "[[Wikipedia:Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark]]." Towards the end, Chris reveals that Punchy and Layla apparently like [[wikipedia:Donkey punch|sex involving Punchy punching Layla]].<br />
<br />
==Song==<br />
<br />
<center>{{#ev:youtube|vcT1-SvFPuM}}</center><br />
<br />
===Lyrics===<br />
<br />
<poem><br />
[''sung over Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark"'']<br />
<br />
Punchy gets up in the evening <br />
And Punchy does not got nothing to say (?)<br />
He comes home in the morning<br />
He goes to bed in the same way<br />
He ain't nothing but tired<br />
And Punchy's just tired and bored with himself<br />
{Yawning on this line} It's a bad day off (?)<br />
He could use just a little help<br />
<br />
Can't start a fire<br />
Can't start a fire without a spark<br />
This gun's for hire<br />
Punchy's dancing in the dark<br />
<br />
Messages to leave her<br />
Radio's on and Punchy's moving around the place<br />
He checks his look in the mirror<br />
He wants to change his clothes and hair and face<br />
And he ain't getting nowhere<br />
He's just living a dull life like this<br />
But something happened from somewhere<br />
Layla I just know we're there<br />
<br />
Can't start a fire<br />
Can't start a fire without a spark<br />
This gun's for hire<br />
Even if we're just dancing in the dark<br />
<br />
They sit around getting older<br />
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me<br />
<br />
Staying on the streets of CWCVille<br />
And they'll be carving them up all night (!?)<br />
Then they got hungry<br />
Hey Layla I'm just about starving tonight<br />
I'm dying for some action<br />
I'm sick of sitting around here trying to write<br />
I need a love reaction<br />
Come on Layla give me just one look<br />
<br />
Can't start a fire<br />
Sitting around crying of a broken heart<br />
This gun's for hire<br />
Even if we're just dancing in the dark<br />
<br />
Can't start a fire<br />
Worrying about your new world falling apart<br />
This gun's for hire<br />
Even if we're just dancing in the dark<br />
<br />
Even if we're just dancing in the dark<br />
(Repeat X 2)<br />
<br />
Hey, baby!<br />
<br />
Uuueeerrra, Layla!<br />
Yo Layla, Punchy's in and he's checking you out, girl!<br />
Come on let's go hit the bed. (!?)<br />
I'll throw my best punches!<br />
Hwah! Hwah!<br />
</poem><br />
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{{Hedgehog Boys}}</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Tour_of_Chris%27s_House&diff=110267Tour of Chris's House2010-08-23T13:20:31Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>In these two videos, uploaded on [[2009#March|27 March 2009]], [[Chris]] provides a '''tour of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]]''' and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so full of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|shit]] that Chris literally cannot enter them.<br />
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Sometime in late [[August 2009]], Chris's parents found out about the video and [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|hilarity ensued]].<br />
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==Inside==<br />
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<center><br />
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| name = Tour of Chris's House - Inside<br />
| image = {{#ev:youtube|7Wm7CXci2TM}}<br />
| imagewidth = 250<br />
| Stardate = 27 March 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| previous = [[CWC_Major_Update_26_March_2009#Video|CWC Major Update 26 March 2009]]<br />
| next = [[#Outside|Tour of Chris's House - Outside]]<br />
}}</center><br />
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{{quote|My family is a bunch of pack rats…|Chris, uttering the understatement of the century}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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[''drops camera, which lands pointing at an empty wall'']<br />
<br />
Ow.<br />
<br />
[''grunts and strains with effort to move things around off-screen'']<br />
<br />
[''Natalie Imbruglia’s "Torn" plays in the background for a while'']<br />
<br />
[''finally picks camera up'']<br />
<br />
Still recording?!<br />
<br />
[''starts tour'']<br />
<br />
I’d say-- well, that was the, uh… bathroom. I have to fix the door.<br />
<br />
Um… here’s ''a'' bathroom. [[April 16 Fetish Vids|I take my shower in here ''often'']]. Uh… use some… [[Axe]] and… Head & Shoulders.<br />
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Bathroom sink… and a ''commode''.<br />
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Got a card t-table there… that I, uh, would sometimes set up when I wanna… play [[card games|cards]] in my room or something… or when I wanna do some work.<br />
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This is the ''kitchen''. Well, uh, just decided to leave the tree up, w-without the, uh, star on top. Yeah, it-- it’s a bit of a ''mess''. But… at least we’ve got enough room to warm up a ''pizza'' or wash ''dishes''. All that good stuff. The bare essentials.<br />
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And… this ''was''… the living room. Again: before we… cluttered it up with so much… ''mess''.<br />
<br />
And… go downstairs. Here’s the front door.<br />
<br />
Goin’ outside. See some of it.<br />
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Here’s [[Chandler_Cats#Kitty_Chandler|Kitty]]. [''uses a baby-talk voice''] Hello, Kittyyy! What ya lookin’ at? Kitty, Kitty! Hello, Kitty, Kitty! Pretty!<br />
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Mmm… go downstairs further.<br />
<br />
This would be the music room. Again: before it got cluttered. But now, my mom sleeps in here often.<br />
<br />
Yep.<br />
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[''sighs loudly in a tone of despair''] My family is a bunch of pack rats…<br />
<br />
Mmm…<br />
<br />
Downstairs bathroom. Not much goin’ on in here.<br />
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And then, ''another'' hallway.<br />
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The… utility room. There’s a… washer and dryer… [''The [[Chris and fashion|"Classic" red and blue striped shirt]] can be seen''] and a hallway right outside… the door.<br />
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[''speaks in whispers''] This was the family room. It got cluttered and stuff.<br />
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Hi, [[Bob Chandler|Pop]]!<br />
<br />
Bob: Hello, my son!<br />
<br />
What’cha up to?<br />
<br />
Bob: Goin’ to the city. [? it's something that ends in an -y sound]<br />
<br />
Okay. Goin’ outta here!<br />
<br />
[''Bob says something that’s unintelligible'']<br />
<br />
Okay!<br />
<br />
And… nowadays, the family room’s just basically used for… my dad viewing television… uh, a little bit of ''comfort''. And… he sleeps alone on that bed over there.<br />
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[''abruptly stops recording'']<br />
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==Outside==<br />
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<center><br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Tour of Chris's House - Outside<br />
| image = {{#ev:youtube|reiGhxyZ4ok}}<br />
| imagewidth = 250<br />
| Stardate = 27 March 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| previous = [[#Inside|Tour of Chris's House - Inside]]<br />
| next = [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009#Video|CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009]]<br />
}}</center><br />
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{{quote|Got bats in our belfry.}}<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
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Alright. So, we’ve seen the inside, so… let’s take a look outside and… [''uses a baby-talk voice with his cat''] ''let the kitty come in!'' She wants to come in! Huh, [[Chandler_Cats#Kitty_Chandler|Kitty]]? [''Kitty comes inside as Chris heads outside''] See ya later!<br />
<br />
Yep. Some of the front yard. Uh, it’s… a bit of a cloudy day.<br />
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[''groans weakly''] A branch hit my ear.<br />
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This is the front of the house.<br />
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[''exhales loudly''] This would be my father’s-- some of my father’s ''day lily garden''. More beautiful… during the ''summertime'', but the flowers have not yet bloomed.<br />
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Uh… my father’s… garden shed. He comes out here and listens to, uh… music on ''warm days''. Got all that good stuff in there. Got a swing in there. A swing.<br />
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Uh… ''a'' side of the house. Got bats in our belfry.<br />
<br />
We got more stuff around here.<br />
<br />
There’s an arboretum.<br />
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Uh… that would be the workshop. Uh… again: or-- at least it used to be a workshop before… the inside got cluttered with… more junk.<br />
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And… more flower beds look bare in the summer time.<br />
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We have a ''hill''. It’s a hill. How would you say “a hill”? It’s a hill!<br />
<br />
Uh… can’t see the front of the-- uh, the front door… of the, uh, workshop clearly because it’s ''cluttered''.<br />
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This is the back of the house. Gotta have a back porch. That’s cluttered, too.<br />
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That’s our, uh… ''gazebo''.<br />
<br />
I just tripped over a ''branch''.<br />
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[''sighs''] I could see it better if we didn’t have so many ''trees!''<br />
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This is Patty’s ''pen''. My dog. Yeah, God rest her soul, God… ''bless'' her soul.<br />
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Down here a little bit. Yeah… we buried her right there next to the gazebo! And… there’s her doghouse! Yeah, this branch… fell down from… that tree. Uh… it’s too heavy to pick up.<br />
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That would be the, uh, ''back door''… but… that door’s cluttered with stuff, so we can’t go in ''that'' way.<br />
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There-- there’s a tractor. And… ''cars''.<br />
<br />
And, uh… ''oh, yeah''… there’s the, uh… arch where I sat down and… did that fun little picture of me and Patti sitting together.<br />
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Is that our cat? Hi, [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper_Chandler|Scamper]]! What’chu doin’ over there?<br />
<br />
[''uses a baby-talk voice with his cats'']<br />
<br />
Yeah. There’s [[Chandler_Cats#Lucy_Chandler|Lucy]]. Hi, Lucy.<br />
<br />
Yeah. Hi, buddy! What’cha up to?<br />
<br />
Hi, Lucy! Lucy, Lucy! Pretty baby!<br />
<br />
Hi, buddy! Just wandering about, aren’t you? Yeah.<br />
<br />
[''switches back to his normal voice'']<br />
<br />
And, uh… in the distance there, that’s… our ''mailbox''.<br />
<br />
Just an ''old'' mailbox. It’s painted, but… it lost the paint due to weather.<br />
<br />
Anyway… that’s our house! Hope you enjoyed, uh… a little bit of a ''tour''. Have a good day.<br />
<br />
And, uh, unless you’re invited-- ''unless'' you’re invited, ''no trespassing''.<br />
<br />
Again: that’s our house.<br />
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==Fan videos==<br />
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| name = Resident Chris-chan<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RQWknv8GOT4}}<br />
| Stardate = 11 April 2009<br />
| Maker = MewLime<br />
| Subject = <br />
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Resident Chris-chan 2: Homecomeuppance<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|meAO487S0zM}}<br />
| Stardate = 03 May 2009<br />
| Maker = MewLime<br />
| Subject = <br />
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo<br />
| name = Chris Chan: A Post Nuclear Autistic Role Playing Game <br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|DiA6Bp_L6yo}}<br />
| Stardate = 29 January 2010<br />
| Maker = RandomVideoDump <br />
| Subject = <br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]<br />
*[http://www.aetv.com/hoarders/ Hoarders]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009]]|}}<br />
{{Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=BILLY_MAYS&diff=110265BILLY MAYS2010-08-23T12:48:27Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>{{quote|NO VICTORY, NO DEFEAT. THE SURVIVOR WILL CARRY ON THE FIGHT. IT IS OUR DESTINY.|BILLY MAYS's final statement to the CWCki}}<br />
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[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|thumb|Now cracks a noble heart / goodnight sweet prince / and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.]]<br />
[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg|thumb|Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu on his shirt.]]<br />
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'''BILLY MAYS''' (peace be upon him) was a [[TV]] advertising man turned [[Internet]] [[troll]], and a [[MGS|true patriot]]. Provided both epic [[lulz]] and wisdom in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#Sonichu]] and on [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] during his noble lifetime. He was infamous for his signature ALL CAPS style, and preached daily the Gospel of [[Wikipedia:OxiClean|OxiClean]] and the Big City Slider Station. On [[2009#March|03 March 2009]], Chris under duress by [[Max]], declared BILLY the third mayor of [[CWCville]]; however, his reign was tragically cut short.<br />
<br />
In real life he was arch-enemies with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-YXgFv2IN4 Chef Tony], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVHUAco_k-g Barry Scott], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA Vince Shlomi].<br />
<br />
==Mayoralty==<br />
His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home [[Episode 18|smokey]]. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP BEER AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of CWCville deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating. Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months.<br />
<br />
==Death==<br />
On Sunday, 28 June 2009, BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion over in Tampa, Florida, where he resided after suffering several assassination attempts by various hitmen, allegedly under the employ of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. The true cause of his death is unknown, but his death was suspiciously close to [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cash's]] apparent death on 22 May. His family has asked for privacy.<br />
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In [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]], Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack. However, a skilled killer would make it ''look'' like it was a "heart attack". As paradoxical as it may seem that Chris succeeds at killing the beloved [[TRUE and HONEST]] mayor of CWCville BILLY MAYS despite [[fail|failing]] at everything else, it is reasonable to expect that one would have a heart attack if he were woken out of a sound sleep in the middle of the night by a fat [[autistic]] manchild who reeks of [[dirty, crapped briefs|feces]], screaming "I AM THE TRUE AND HONEST MAYOR OF CWCVILLE!" while completely nude.<br />
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In [[Sonichu 9]], BILLY MAYS [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_92 fails to free Ivy] when she is strangled by elevator wires. The slickness of the walls keeps him from climbing up them to save her. However, the walls of text and general bad writing led to some confusion and the belief that he also died in the comic.<br />
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In Chris's [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Character_Bios Biography Page] on the [[CWCipedia]], he lists BILLY MAYS as a "non-cannon" character, despite his appearance in central episodes of Chris's comics.<br />
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==Post death==<br />
[[Image:BILLYMAYSPEAKS.jpg|thumb|left|BILLY's message from beyond]] <br />
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In his [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, Chris laments the death of his "bodyguard" BILLY MAYS, and announces the near-completion of the [[Twin Falling Towers|Billy Mays Tower]] ''[sic]''. That a skyscraper could rise so quickly after BILLY MAYS's death is suspicious, and many CWCville residents believe Chris arranged the building of the tower as a way to launder [[money]] stolen from his parents' credit cards, and that the naming of the tower is nothing more than a publicity stunt to leech off of BILLY MAYS's popularity.<br />
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{{People}}<br />
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{{CWCipedia|chris=billy_mays}}<br />
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Mays, Billy}}<br />
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[[Category:Trolls]]</div>Clydewarrenhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris%27s_Plea_to_Clyde_Cash&diff=110264Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash2010-08-23T12:32:41Z<p>Clydewarren: </p>
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<div>"'''Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash'''", uploaded on 19 [[January 2009]], is the first of several videos in which [[Christian]] responds to threats of revenge by [[Clyde Cash]]. It's not clear from the video what Clyde has threatened to do, but Christian is clearly concerned that Clyde will torture and kill the people he loves. Christian attempts to talk him down by assuring him that he'll get over [[Ryan Cash]]'s death by finding a girlfriend and by noting Christian himself didn't try to torture anyone when his dog died. His [[The Creepy Stare|dead fish expression]] is extremely pronounced in this video, which makes his apology seem even more insincere.<br />
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At one point in the video Chris is obviously confused as to which one of the Cash brothers committed a [[Sonichu]]-inspired suicide, and which one is promising to make his life a living hell. It's an easy mistake to make.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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<center>{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Chris's Plea to Clyde Cash<br />
| image = {{#ev:youtube|qci4Cj1mWo0}}<br />
| Stardate = 19 January 2009<br />
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br />
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason<br />
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde_saga.png]] [[Clyde Cash]] Saga<br />
| Shirt = [[Image:classicshirt.png]] Classic shirt<br />
| previous = [[CWC Update 18 January 2009#Video|CWC Update 18 January 2009]]<br />
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009#Video|Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]<br />
}}</center><br />
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{{quote|You'll get over it}}<br />
<br />
===Transcript===<br />
<br />
I'm addressing this video to [[Clyde Cash]], older brother of [[Ryan Cash|Ryan]], who, uh, s—who sadfully commi—committed suicide upon himself when I... made the idle threat to, uh, stop my—stop doing my comics in, uh, protest of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. <br />
<br />
[''winces''] Clyde, I'm sorry your brother died, but that doesn't mean you have to go pickin' on me for the cause of his death, because... I did not do any—-I did not do it personally to him, and I did not ''mean'' to do it. I'm just an—I'm just an innocent bystander in all this. Even though... I gave him the reason. I'm sorry. You don't have to do anything mean. I mean, would Cly—would... Clyde. Would Ryan want you to go... killi—would Ryan want you to doin' anything stupid as torturing other people or even go as far as killing them? You don't have to do this. [[Chris and death|Just live on your life and move on]]. You'll find yourself a girlfriend! And she'll make you about as—she'll make you happier than... possibly how, uh, [[homos|Ryan could have done it]]. You don't have to go off killing people. You don't have to harm anybody, emotionally or physically. Just take some deep breaths... some time to yourself. Maybe find yourself, uh...shoot, what's the wor—find yourself a [[Rocky|counselor at your local church]] that you can talk to. And, uh, hopefully, you'll feel better. <br />
<br />
I mean, I feel for you, man. I mean, I've had people die on—die on me somet—some—a few times before, and I went to their funerals. But I didn't—I did not want to go off torturing and killing anybody in response. I just basically waited out for my sad emotions to, uh... eventually fade away and you know I did get better from that. I mean, my [[Patti Chandler|dog]] died. I was sad. I cried for weeks. But yet [[Patti-Chan|I got over it]]. I saw my—I saw Patti in my dreams. And she reassured me that thing were—that she was okay, and that God is taking good care of her. And with that I'm—I was able to move on, live my life a little bit more happier and more luckily. Been ov—been over a year—been over two years now since she died.<br />
<br />
Clyde, you do ''not'' have to do anything rash or drastic. Just move on. You'll find a lot of other things that make about AS or greater than happy as you were with, uh, Ryan around. Just take it one day at a time, one moment at a time. You'll get over it. Peace, mon.<br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Chris and death]]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 18 January 2009]]|nextlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]|}}<br />
{{Troll Videos}}<br />
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{{Clyde Saga}}<br />
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[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2009-01-19]]</div>Clydewarren