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CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-09T15:50:18Z

CompyRex:

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'''CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013''' is a video uploaded on 5 November [[2013]]. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] holds the camera while Chris guides the viewer around a [[Lego]] version of [[Manchester High School]]. Hilariously, Chris made this nostalgic video just days before discovering that his high school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him and weren't really his friends.
This is the first video uploaded on [[Youtube]] by Chris personally since [[August 2011]]
==Video==
{{Quotebox|It took me over thirty hours in a whole week, but I built a full size school building, based from the Lego Friends animated Series (on the Lego Channel on [[YouTube]]). Fully inspired from [[Manchester High School|my High School]] and my fondest memories there, as well as the Best Ever Lego Set, Heartlake High School and "[[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls" movie. It is built, stud-to-stud scale, as shown in episode three of the animated series, where it is shown from one corner to the back and its left. Let's go back to school.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tEvrhZoASDs}}
| stardate = 5 November [[2013]]
| subject = [[Lego]], [[High school]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga = {{Tomgirl}} [[Tomgirl]]
| shirt = Black Extra Life T-shirt
| other =
| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris is seated in what appears to be a public restaurant. His hair is shoulder length and he is wearing a long sleeved lime-green top with a black Extra Life t-shirt over the top. The aspect ratio of the video is unusual and the video appears to warp, possibly as the result of Youtube's anti-shake feature.'']

Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville]], Virginia. And I here to ([[Speech impediment|stumbles over words]]) about to present something very fantastical that I have worked over three hours on-- over 30 hours on from October 18 to October 25, 2013... (camera pans left) this lovely high school. Stud to scud size scale replica of what is seen in the 3rd episode of the LEGO Friends series available on the LEGO Channel on [[YouTube]]. Dedicated to the high school I went to, [[Manchester High]]. [[Manchester_High#Go_Lancers.21|Go Lancers]].

''[To the camera person]''[[Narcissism#Unwarranted_self-importance|All right, put it back onto me now]].

Yeah and er I'll tell you about how I did-I did- I'll tell you more about this, I was inspired to do this starting from last August when the Friends High School came out. Now this thing was built with eight of these sets: a Summer Riding Camp, Olivia's House, one Café, two of Stephanie's Dance Classes, and a whole bunch of improvising from my parts. The building of this is dedicated to Manchester High School in Midlothian, Virginia.

And which on that note, I was further inspired for my high school from the [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls movie. I mean, tell you, that's a really great movie, available on Blu-Ray, DVD, and digital copy.

My senior yearbook, yep.

Anyway, so now we're going to take a tour of the inside of this-- what did I just knock over? Oh.

It also, yeah, just Lego Friends, just a little plug in for the Lego Company, pretty much
and the Lego Movie, coming out in February 2014, and I'm standing right here at the
entrance.

Yay! I mean Lego (stumbles over words) take an idea from your competitors at least.

We're going to go inside the school building, this thing is literally the three story
height. (Unintelligible)

Oh, there goes the basketball hoop, put those to the side.

Ah, shoot, oh well, no problem, I'll collect the pieces later.

Anyway, welcome to Man- welcome to this High- welcome to this High School. We've got
expansive hallways and staircases. There's the cafeteria, and here's the lunch table,
pretty much where which I used to sit with my High School Gal-Pals, [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]] and [[Galpal#Sarah_Anne_Bevel|Sarah]].
And, she's taking my place there for the moment.

And look who we have here, a (unintelligible)that's-what-she-said [[JERKS|douchebag]], flirting with
[[Star Wars|Ahsoka]]. And look, Michaelangelo's eating a pizza! Nomnomnomnomnom. And Venus de Milo is
practising her cheerleading moves.

Here's the principle, the Infomaniac from Lego Island, not in any way corresponding or
whatever to acting and past Principal Mr Peter Koste. And there's [[Bob Chandler|my Dad]], negotiating with
the Principal, because, that's one way to make friends in High School, [[Chris and negotiation|negotiation]].

And here is the home economics class.

There's the music.

And here is the Gym, complete with treadmill, a bunch of yoga mats, a weight machine, 2 ex- 2exercise bikes,
basketballs and boyfriend-girlfriend gym teachers, and there's the showers that they gotta
hit plus the bathroom right net to it, and the locker rooms where cheerleaders are hanging
out plus this little boy, apparently he can't sit down because the wedgie he got was so
uncomfortable.

Yes the Manchester High School spirit is all the rage around this- all the rage around
here and the stair case literally goes up!

Doo doo de dup! Ba-bump ba-bump, that works. Thank you.

And now we go up to the second floor, zoom in on the hallway, the hallway.
Here [[Transformers|Bumblebee Prime]] is monitoring the hallways.
We have ourselves an expensive library, look, somebody left a book behind, and we got whole bunches of
books everywhere.

Right here we've got the computer lab, somebody printed out something, and the
teacher's teaching the class. And here's my [[Lego|original mini-figure]], taking- taking a class
with my other gal-pal [[Galpal#Miranda_Joyce_Mitchell|Miranda]], right there.

And right here, you can call this a study hall or detention, but [[Megan Schroeder|a certain someone from
my more recent years is in detention]], at the moment.

Hmm, well I did not secure the second floor to the bottom because I didn't want to do that just yet.

Anyway this is the science classroom with, clearly, the French character Miss Stevens.
[[Kellie Andes|Kelly's]] taking this class, looking through the telescope, and, oh right here next door,
here's another science class, featuring Dr Emmett Brown! "Marty! 2 plus 2 is 4!
E=Mc squared! And the flux capacitor makes the DeLorean into a time machine! Pay
attention, boy!" "Yeah, Doc."

And the English classroom, my Mother is teaching it, and they're talking about
Abraham Lincoln. " 4 score and 7 years ago". I forget how the rest goes. What are you trying to do?
Cheat off your partner for a test?

And there's a janitor's closet.

And here's a dance studio.

We got all the supporting columns, I mean, the only problem I have is, definite on
the second floor here, some of the bigger plates are warped so they don't tend to stay
in place. Well, I don't know what Lego can do to improve that.

Then we go up to the third- topmost floor, where we have arts and crafts, with the craft
making- dress making over here. Globe making.

And the arts, with painting and everything. Complete with balcony, and then we zoom out for
the whole roof top where, once in a while, everyone can have rooftop parties. "Tonight,
tonight, there's a party on the rooftop tonight, tonight"

And what do you expect, each of the High School sets came with an owl. [[Random-access humor|"Hoo hoo" You, that's
who!]]

Zoom out and see the whole thing again.

So anyway yes, I, Christian Weston Chandler, dedicate the construction of this entire school
building to my Man- to my Manchester High School in Midlothian Virginia, not to be confused
with Manchester England, or any other high school with the same name within the United
States of America.

"Yip yip yip"

Thank you very much and have a good day!

{{
succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[You're Always Pretty]]|nextlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Current]]}}

CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-09T15:38:53Z

CompyRex:

{{taxpayermoney}}
'''CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013''' is a video uploaded on 5 November [[2013]]. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] holds the camera while Chris guides the viewer around a [[Lego]] version of [[Manchester High School]]. Hilariously, Chris made this nostalgic video just days before discovering that his high school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him and weren't really his friends.
This is the first video uploaded on [[Youtube]] by Chris personally since [[August 2011]]
==Video==
{{Quotebox|It took me over thirty hours in a whole week, but I built a full size school building, based from the Lego Friends animated Series (on the Lego Channel on [[YouTube]]). Fully inspired from [[Manchester High School|my High School]] and my fondest memories there, as well as the Best Ever Lego Set, Heartlake High School and "[[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls" movie. It is built, stud-to-stud scale, as shown in episode three of the animated series, where it is shown from one corner to the back and its left. Let's go back to school.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tEvrhZoASDs}}
| stardate = 5 November [[2013]]
| subject = [[Lego]], [[High school]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga = {{Tomgirl}} [[Tomgirl]]
| shirt = Black Extra Life T-shirt
| other =
| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===

{{Transcription}}

Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville]], Virginia. And I here to ([[Speech impediment|stumbles over words]]) about to present something very fantastical that I have worked over three hours on-- over 30 hours on from October 18 to October 25, 2013... (camera pans left) this lovely high school. Stud to scud size scale replica of what is seen in the 3rd episode of the LEGO Friends series available on the LEGO Channel on [[YouTube]]. Dedicated to the high school I went to, [[Manchester High]]. [[Manchester_High#Go_Lancers.21|Go Lancers]].

[[Narcissism#Unwarranted_self-importance|All right, put it back onto me now]].

Yeah and er I'll tell you about how I did-I did- I'll tell you more about this, I was inspired to do this starting from last August when the Friends High School came out. Now this thing was built with eight of these sets: a Summer Riding Camp, Olivia's House, one Café, two of Stephanie's Dance Classes, and a whole bunch of improvising from my parts. The building of this is dedicated to Manchester High School in Midlothian, Virginia.

And which on that note, I was further inspired for my high school from the [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls movie. I mean, tell you, that's a really great movie, available on Blu-Ray, DVD, and digital copy.

My senior yearbook, yep.

Anyway, so now we're going to take a tour of the inside of this-- what did I just knock over? Oh.

It also, yeah, just Lego Friends, just a little plug in for the Lego Company, pretty much
and the Lego Movie, coming out in February 2014, and I'm standing right here at the
entrance.

Yay! I mean Lego (stumbles over words) take an idea from your competitors at least.

We're going to go inside the school building, this thing is literally the three story
height. (Unintelligible)

Oh, there goes the basketball hoop, put those to the side.

Ah, shoot, oh well, no problem, I'll collect the pieces later.

Anyway, welcome to Man- welcome to this High- welcome to this High School. We've got
expansive hallways and staircases. There's the cafeteria, and here's the lunch table,
pretty much where which I used to sit with my High School Gal-Pals, [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]] and [[Galpal#Sarah_Anne_Bevel|Sarah]].
And, she's taking my place there for the moment.

And look who we have here, a (unintelligible)that's-what-she-said [[JERKS|douchebag]], flirting with
[[Star Wars|Ahsoka]]. And look, Michaelangelo's eating a pizza! Nomnomnomnomnom. And Venus de Milo is
practising her cheerleading moves.

Here's the principle, the Infomaniac from Lego Island, not in any way corresponding or
whatever to acting and past Principal Mr Peter Koste. And there's [[Bob Chandler|my Dad]], negotiating with
the Principal, because, that's one way to make friends in High School, [[Chris and negotiation|negotiation]].

And here is the home economics class.

There's the music.

And here is the Gym, complete with treadmill, a bunch of yoga mats, a weight machine, 2 ex- 2exercise bikes,
basketballs and boyfriend-girlfriend gym teachers, and there's the showers that they gotta
hit plus the bathroom right net to it, and the locker rooms where cheerleaders are hanging
out plus this little boy, apparently he can't sit down because the wedgie he got was so
uncomfortable.

Yes the Manchester High School spirit is all the rage around this- all the rage around
here and the stair case literally goes up!

Doo doo de dup! Ba-bump ba-bump, that works. Thank you.

And now we go up to the second floor, zoom in on the hallway, the hallway.
Here [[Transformers|Bumblebee Prime]] is monitoring the hallways.
We have ourselves an expensive library, look, somebody left a book behind, and we got whole bunches of
books everywhere.

Right here we've got the computer lab, somebody printed out something, and the
teacher's teaching the class. And here's my [[Lego|original mini-figure]], taking- taking a class
with my other gal-pal [[Galpal#Miranda_Joyce_Mitchell|Miranda]], right there.

And right here, you can call this a study hall or detention, but [[Megan Schroeder|a certain someone from
my more recent years is in detention]], at the moment.

Hmm, well I did not secure the second floor to the bottom because I didn't want to do that just yet.

Anyway this is the science classroom with, clearly, the French character Miss Stevens.
[[Kellie Andes|Kelly's]] taking this class, looking through the telescope, and, oh right here next door,
here's another science class, featuring Dr Emmett Brown! "Marty! 2 plus 2 is 4!
E=Mc squared! And the flux capacitor makes the DeLorean into a time machine! Pay
attention, boy!" "Yeah, Doc."

And the English classroom, my Mother is teaching it, and they're talking about
Abraham Lincoln. " 4 score and 7 years ago". I forget how the rest goes. What are you trying to do?
Cheat off your partner for a test?

And there's a janitor's closet.

And here's a dance studio.

We got all the supporting columns, I mean, the only problem I have is, definite on
the second floor here, some of the bigger plates are warped so they don't tend to stay
in place. Well, I don't know what Lego can do to improve that.

Then we go up to the third- topmost floor, where we have arts and crafts, with the craft
making- dress making over here. Globe making.

And the arts, with painting and everything. Complete with balcony, and then we zoom out for
the whole roof top where, once in a while, everyone can have rooftop parties. "Tonight,
tonight, there's a party on the rooftop tonight, tonight"

And what do you expect, each of the High School sets came with an owl. [[Random-access humor|"Hoo hoo" You, that's
who!]]

Zoom out and see the whole thing again.

So anyway yes, I, Christian Weston Chandler, dedicate the construction of this entire school
building to my Man- to my Manchester High School in Midlothian Virginia, not to be confused
with Manchester England, or any other high school with the same name within the United
States of America.

"Yip yip yip"

Thank you very much and have a good day!

{{
succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[You're Always Pretty]]|nextlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Current]]}}

CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-09T15:21:20Z

CompyRex:

{{taxpayermoney}}
'''CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013''' is a video uploaded on 5 November [[2013]]. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] holds the camera while Chris guides the viewer around a [[Lego]] version of [[Manchester High School]]. Hilariously, Chris made this nostalgic video just days before discovering that his high school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him and weren't really his friends.
This is the first video uploaded on [[Youtube]] by Chris personally since [[August 2011]]
==Video==
{{Quotebox|It took me over thirty hours in a whole week, but I built a full size school building, based from the Lego Friends animated Series (on the Lego Channel on [[YouTube]]). Fully inspired from [[Manchester High School|my High School]] and my fondest memories there, as well as the Best Ever Lego Set, Heartlake High School and "[[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls" movie. It is built, stud-to-stud scale, as shown in episode three of the animated series, where it is shown from one corner to the back and its left. Let's go back to school.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tEvrhZoASDs}}
| stardate = 5 November [[2013]]
| subject = [[Lego]], [[High school]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga = {{Tomgirl}} [[Tomgirl]]
| shirt = Black Extra Life T-shirt
| other =
| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===

{{Transcription}}

Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville]], Virginia. And I here to ([[Speech impediment|stumbles over words]]) about to present something very fantastical that I have worked over three hours on-- over 30 hours on from October 18 to October 25, 2013... (camera pans left) this lovely high school. Stud to scud size scale replica of what is seen in the 3rd episode of the LEGO Friends series available on the LEGO Channel on [[YouTube]]. Dedicated to the high school I went to, [[Manchester High]]. Go Lancers.

All right, put it back onto me now.

Yeah and er I'll tell you about how I did-I did- I'll tell you more about this, I was inspired to do this starting from last August when the Friends High School came out. Now this thing was built with eight of these sets: a Summer Riding Camp, Olivia's House, one Café, two of Stephanie's Dance Classes, and a whole bunch of improvising from my parts. The building of this is dedicated to Manchester High School in Midlothian, Virginia.

And which on that note, I was further inspired for my high school from the [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls movie. I mean, tell you, that's a really great movie, available on Blu-Ray, DVD, and digital copy.

My senior yearbook, yep.

Anyway, so now we're going to take a tour of the inside of this-- what did I just knock over? Oh.

It also, yeah, just Lego Friends, just a little plug in for the Lego Company, pretty much
and the Lego Movie, coming out in February 2014, and I'm standing right here at the
entrance.

Yay! I mean Lego (stumbles over words) take an idea from your competitors at least.

We're going to go inside the school building, this thing is literally the three story
height. (Unintelligible)

Oh, there goes the basketball hoop, put those to the side.

Ah, shoot, oh well, no problem, I'll collect the pieces later.

Anyway, welcome to Man- welcome to this High- welcome to this High School. We've got
expansive hallways and staircases. There's the cafeteria, and here's the lunch table,
pretty much where which I used to sit with my High School Gal-Pals, [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]] and [[Galpal#Sarah_Anne_Bevel|Sarah]].
And, she's taking my place there for the moment.

And look who we have here, a (unintelligible)that's-what-she-said douchebag, flirting with
Ashoka. And look, Michaelangelo's eating a pizza! Nomnomnomnomnom. And Venus de Milo is
practising her cheerleading moves.

Here's the principle, the infomaniac from Lego Island, not in any way corresponding or
whatever to acting and past Principal Mr Peter Koste. And there's my Dad, negotiating with
the Principal, because, that's one way to make friends in High School, negotiation.

And here is the home economics class.

There's the music.

And here is the Gym, complete with treadmill, a bunch of yoga mats, a weight machine, 2 ex- 2exercise bikes,
basketballs and boyfriend-girlfriend gym teachers, and there's the showers that they gotta
hit plus the bathroom right net to it, and the locker rooms where cheerleaders are hanging
out plus this little boy, apparently he can't sit down because the wedgie he got was so
uncomfortable.

Yes the Manchester High School spirit is all the rage around this- all the rage around
here and the stair case literally goes up!

Doo doo de dup! Ba-bump ba-bump, that works. Thank you.

And now we go up to the second floor, zoom in on the hallway, the hallway.
Here Bumblebee Prime is monitoring the hallways.
We have ourselves an expensive library, look, somebody left a book behind, and we got whole bunches of
books everywhere.

Right here we've got the computer lab, somebody printed out something, and the
teacher's teaching the class. And here's my original mini-figure, taking- taking a class
with my other gal-pal Miranda, right there.

And right here, you can call this a study hall or detention, but a certain someone from
my more recent years is in detention, at the moment.

Hmm, well I did not secure the second floor to the bottom because I didn't want to do that just yet.

Anyway this is the science classroom with, clearly, the French character Miss Stevens.
[[Kellie Andes|Kelly's]] taking this class, looking through the telescope, and, oh right here next door,
here's another science class, featuring Dr Emmett Brown! "Marty! 2 plus 2 is 4!
E=Mc squared! And the flux capacitor makes the DeLorean into a time machine! Pay
attention, boy!" "Yeah, Doc."

And the English classroom, my Mother is teaching it, and they're talking about
Abraham Lincoln. " 4 score and 7 years ago". I forget how the rest goes. What are you trying to do?
Cheat off your partner for a test?

And there's a janitor's closet.

And here's a dance studio.

We got all the supporting columns, I mean, the only problem I have is, definite on
the second floor here, some of the bigger plates are warped so they don't tend to stay
in place. Well, I don't know what Lego can do to improve that.

Then we go up to the third- topmost floor, where we have arts and crafts, with the craft
making- dress making over here. Globe making.

And the arts, with painting and everything. Complete with balcony, and then we zoom out for
the whole roof top where, once in a while, everyone can have rooftop parties. "Tonight,
tonight, there's a party on the rooftop tonight, tonight"

And what do you expect, each of the High School sets came with an owl. [[Random-access humor|"Hoo hoo" You, that's
who!]]

Zoom out and see the whole thing again.

So anyway yes, I, Christian Weston Chandler, dedicate the construction of this entire school
building to my Man- to my Manchester High School in Midlothian Virginia, not to be confused
with Manchester England, or any other high school with the same name within the United
States of America.

"Yip yip yip"

Thank you very much and have a good day!

{{
succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[You're Always Pretty]]|nextlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Current]]}}

CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-09T15:16:06Z

CompyRex:

{{taxpayermoney}}
'''CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013''' is a video uploaded on 5 November [[2013]]. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] holds the camera while Chris guides the viewer around a [[Lego]] version of [[Manchester High School]]. Hilariously, Chris made this nostalgic video just days before discovering that his high school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him and weren't really his friends.
This is the first video uploaded on [[Youtube]] by Chris personally since [[August 2011]]
==Video==
{{Quotebox|It took me over thirty hours in a whole week, but I built a full size school building, based from the Lego Friends animated Series (on the Lego Channel on [[YouTube]]). Fully inspired from [[Manchester High School|my High School]] and my fondest memories there, as well as the Best Ever Lego Set, Heartlake High School and "[[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls" movie. It is built, stud-to-stud scale, as shown in episode three of the animated series, where it is shown from one corner to the back and its left. Let's go back to school.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tEvrhZoASDs}}
| stardate = 5 November [[2013]]
| subject = [[Lego]], [[High school]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga = {{Tomgirl}} [[Tomgirl]]
| shirt = Black Extra Life T-shirt
| other =
| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===

{{Transcription}}

Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville]], Virginia. And I here to ([[Speech impediment|stumbles over words]]) about to present something very fantastical that I have worked over three hours on-- over 30 hours on from October 18 to October 25, 2013... (camera pans left) this lovely high school. Stud to scud size scale replica of what is seen in the 3rd episode of the LEGO Friends series available on the LEGO Channel on [[YouTube]]. Dedicated to the high school I went to, [[Manchester High]]. Go Lancers.

All right, put it back onto me now.

Yeah and er I'll tell you about how I did-I did- I'll tell you more about this, I was inspired to do this starting from last August when the Friends High School came out. Now this thing was built with eight of these sets: a Summer Riding Camp, Olivia's House, one Café, two of Stephanie's Dance Classes, and a whole bunch of improvising from my parts. The building of this is dedicated to Manchester High School in Midlothian, Virginia.

And which on that note, I was further inspired for my high school from the [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls movie. I mean, tell you, that's a really great movie, available on Blu-Ray, DVD, and digital copy.

My senior yearbook, yep.

Anyway, so now we're going to take a tour of the inside of this-- what did I just knock over? Oh.

It also, yeah, just Lego Friends, just a little plug in for the Lego Company, pretty much
and the Lego Movie, coming out in February 2014, and I'm standing right here at the
entrance.

Yay! I mean Lego (stumbles over words) take an idea from your competitors at least.

We're going to go inside the school building, this thing is literally the three story
height. (Unintelligible)

Oh, there goes the basketball hoop, put those to the side.

Ah, shoot, oh well, no problem, I'll collect the pieces later.

Anyway, welcome to Man- welcome to this High- welcome to this High School. We've got
expansive hallways and staircases. There's the cafeteria, and here's the lunch table,
pretty much where which I used to sit with my High School Gal-Pals, Tiffany and Sarah.
And, she's taking my place there for the moment.

And look who we have here, a (unintelligible)that's-what-she-said douchebag, flirting with
Ashoka. And look, Michaelangelo's eating a pizza! Nomnomnomnomnom. And Venus de Milo is
practising her cheerleading moves.

Here's the principle, the infomaniac from Lego Island, not in any way corresponding or
whatever to acting and past Principal Mr Peter Koste. And there's my Dad, negotiating with
the Principal, because, that's one way to make friends in High School, negotiation.

And here is the home economics class.

There's the music.

And here is the Gym, complete with treadmill, a bunch of yoga mats, a weight machine, 2 ex- 2exercise bikes,
basketballs and boyfriend-girlfriend gym teachers, and there's the showers that they gotta
hit plus the bathroom right net to it, and the locker rooms where cheerleaders are hanging
out plus this little boy, apparently he can't sit down because the wedgie he got was so
uncomfortable.

Yes the Manchester High School spirit is all the rage around this- all the rage around
here and the stair case literally goes up!

Doo doo de dup! Ba-bump ba-bump, that works. Thank you.

And now we go up to the second floor, zoom in on the hallway, the hallway.
Here Bumblebee Prime is monitoring the hallways.
We have ourselves an expensive library, look, somebody left a book behind, and we got whole bunches of
books everywhere.

Right here we've got the computer lab, somebody printed out something, and the
teacher's teaching the class. And here's my original mini-figure, taking- taking a class
with my other gal-pal Miranda, right there.

And right here, you can call this a study hall or detention, but a certain someone from
my more recent years is in detention, at the moment.

Hmm, well I did not secure the second floor to the bottom because I didn't want to do that just yet.

Anyway this is the science classroom with, clearly, the French character Miss Stevens.
Kelly's taking this class, looking through the telescope, and, oh right here next door,
here's another science class, featuring Dr Emmett Brown! "Marty! 2 plus 2 is 4!
E=Mc squared! And the flux capacitor makes the DeLorean into a time machine! Pay
attention, boy!" "Yeah, Doc."

And the English classroom, my Mother is teaching it, and they're talking about
Abraham Lincoln. " 4 score and 7 years ago". I forget how the rest goes. What are you trying to do?
Cheat off your partner for a test?

And there's a janitor's closet.

And here's a dance studio.

We got all the supporting columns, I mean, the only problem I have is, definite on
the second floor here, some of the bigger plates are warped so they don't tend to stay
in place. Well, I don't know what Lego can do to improve that.

Then we go up to the third- topmost floor, where we have arts and crafts, with the craft
making- dress making over here. Globe making.

And the arts, with painting and everything. Complete with balcony, and then we zoom out for
the whole roof top where, once in a while, everyone can have rooftop parties. "Tonight,
tonight, there's a party on the rooftop tonight, tonight"

And what do you expect, each of the High School sets came with an owl. [[Random-access humor|"Hoo hoo" You, that's
who!]]

Zoom out and see the whole thing again.

So anyway yes, I, Christian Weston Chandler, dedicate the construction of this entire school
building to my Man- to my Manchester High School in Midlothian Virginia, not to be confused
with Manchester England, or any other high school with the same name within the United
States of America.

"Yip yip yip"

Thank you very much and have a good day!

{{
succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[You're Always Pretty]]|nextlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Current]]}}

CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-06T21:30:35Z

CompyRex:

{{taxpayermoney}}
'''CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013''' is a video uploaded on 5 November [[2013]]. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] holds the camera while Chris guides the viewer around a [[Lego]] version of [[Manchester High School]]. Hilariously, Chris made this nostalgic video just days before discovering that his high school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him and weren't really his friends.

==Video==
{{Quotebox|It took me over thirty hours in a whole week, but I built a full size school building, based from the Lego Friends animated Series (on the Lego Channel on [[YouTube]]). Fully inspired from [[Manchester High School|my High School]] and my fondest memories there, as well as the Best Ever Lego Set, Heartlake High School and "[[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls" movie. It is built, stud-to-stud scale, as shown in episode three of the animated series, where it is shown from one corner to the back and its left. Let's go back to school.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tEvrhZoASDs}}
| stardate = 5 November [[2013]]
| subject = [[Lego]], [[High school]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga = {{Tomgirl}} [[Tomgirl]]
| shirt = Black Extra Life T-shirt
| other =
| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===

{{Transcription}}

Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville]], Virginia. And I here to ([[Speech impediment|stumbles over words]]) about to present something very fantastical that I have worked over three hours on-- over 30 hours on from October 18 to October 25, 2013... (camera pans left) this lovely high school. Stud to scud size scale replica of what is seen in the 3rd episode of the LEGO Friends series available on the LEGO Channel on [[YouTube]]. Dedicated to the high school I went to, [[Manchester High]]. Go Lancers.

All right, put it back onto me now.

Yeah and er I'll tell you about how I did-I did- I'll tell you more about this, I was inspired to do this starting from last August when the Friends High School came out. Now this thing was built with eight of these sets: a Summer Riding Camp, Olivia's House, one Café, two of Stephanie's Dance Classes, and a whole bunch of improvising from my parts. The building of this is dedicated to Manchester High School in Midlothian, Virginia.

And which on that note, I was further inspired for my high school from the [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls movie. I mean, tell you, that's a really great movie, available on Blu-Ray, DVD, and digital copy.

My senior yearbook, yep.

Anyway, so now we're going to take a tour of the inside of this-- what did I just knock over? Oh.

It also, yeah, just Lego Friends, just a little plug in for the Lego Company, pretty much
and the Lego Movie, coming out in February 2014, and I'm standing right here at the
entrance.

Yay! I mean Lego (stumbles over words) take an idea from your competitors at least.

We're going to go inside the school building, this thing is literally the three story
height. (Unintelligible)

Oh, there goes the basketball hoop, put those to the side.

Ah, shoot, oh well, no problem, I'll collect the pieces later.

Anyway, welcome to Man- welcome to this High- welcome to this High School. We've got
expansive hallways and staircases. There's the cafeteria, and here's the lunch table,
pretty much where which I used to sit with my High School Gal-Pals, Tiffany and Sarah.
And, she's taking my place there for the moment.

And look who we have here, a (unintelligible)that's-what-she-said douchebag, flirting with
Ashoka. And look, Michaelangelo's eating a pizza! Nomnomnomnomnom. And Venus de Milo is
practising her cheerleading moves.

Here's the principle, the infomaniac from Lego Island, not in any way corresponding or
whatever to acting and past Principal Mr Peter Koste. And there's my Dad, negotiating with
the Principal, because, that's one way to make friends in High School, negotiation.

And here is the home economics class.

There's the music.

And here is the Gym, complete with treadmill, a bunch of yoga mats, a weight machine, 2 ex- 2exercise bikes,
basketballs and boyfriend-girlfriend gym teachers, and there's the showers that they gotta
hit plus the bathroom right net to it, and the locker rooms where cheerleaders are hanging
out plus this little boy, apparently he can't sit down because the wedgie he got was so
uncomfortable.

Yes the Manchester High School spirit is all the rage around this- all the rage around
here and the stair case literally goes up!

Doo doo de dup! Ba-bump ba-bump, that works. Thank you.

And now we go up to the second floor, zoom in on the hallway, the hallway.
Here Bumblebee Prime is monitoring the hallways.
We have ourselves an expensive library, look, somebody left a book behind, and we got whole bunches of
books everywhere.

Right here we've got the computer lab, somebody printed out something, and the
teacher's teaching the class. And here's my original mini-figure, taking- taking a class
with my other gal-pal Miranda, right there.

And right here, you can call this a study hall or detention, but a certain someone from
my more recent years is in detention, at the moment.

Hmm, well I did not secure the second floor to the bottom because I didn't want to do that just yet.

Anyway this is the science classroom with, clearly, the French character Miss Stevens.
Kelly's taking this class, looking through the telescope, and, oh right here next door,
here's another science class, featuring Dr Emmett Brown! "Marty! 2 plus 2 is 4!
E=Mc squared! And the flux capacitor makes the DeLorean into a time machine! Pay
attention, boy!" "Yeah, Doc."

And the English classroom, my Mother is teaching it, and they're talking about
Abraham Lincoln. " 4 score and 7 years ago". I forget how the rest goes. What are you trying to do?
Cheat off your partner for a test?

And there's a janitor's closet.

And here's a dance studio.

We got all the supporting columns, I mean, the only problem I have is, definite on
the second floor here, some of the bigger plates are warped so they don't tend to stay
in place. Well, I don't know what Lego can do to improve that.

Then we go up to the third- topmost floor, where we have arts and crafts, with the craft
making- dress making over here. Globe making.

And the arts, with painting and everything. Complete with balcony, and then we zoom out for
the whole roof top where, once in a while, everyone can have rooftop parties. "Tonight,
tonight, there's a party on the rooftop tonight, tonight"

And what do you expect, each of the High School sets came with an owl. "Hoo hoo" You, that's
who!

Zoom out and see the whole thing again.

So anyway yes, I, Christian Weston Chandler, dedicate the construction of this entire school
building to my Man- to my Manchester High School in Midlothian Virginia, not to be confused
with Manchester England, or any other high school with the same name within the United
States of America.

"Yip yip yip"

Thank you very much and have a good day!

{{
succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[You're Always Pretty]]|nextlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Current]]}}

CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-06T21:06:32Z

CompyRex:

{{taxpayermoney}}
'''CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013''' is a video uploaded on 5 November [[2013]]. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] holds the camera while Chris guides the viewer around a [[Lego]] version of [[Manchester High School]]. Hilariously, Chris made this nostalgic video just days before discovering that his high school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him and weren't really his friends.

==Video==
{{Quotebox|It took me over thirty hours in a whole week, but I built a full size school building, based from the Lego Friends animated Series (on the Lego Channel on [[YouTube]]). Fully inspired from [[Manchester High School|my High School]] and my fondest memories there, as well as the Best Ever Lego Set, Heartlake High School and "[[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls" movie. It is built, stud-to-stud scale, as shown in episode three of the animated series, where it is shown from one corner to the back and its left. Let's go back to school.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tEvrhZoASDs}}
| stardate = 5 November [[2013]]
| subject = [[Lego]], [[High school]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga = {{Tomgirl}} [[Tomgirl]]
| shirt = Black Extra Life T-shirt
| other =
| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===

{{Transcription}}

Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville]], Virginia. And I here to ([[Speech impediment|stumbles over words]]) about to present something very fantastical that I have worked over three hours on-- over 30 hours on from October 18 to October 25, 2013... (camera pans left) this lovely high school. Stud to scud size scale replica of what is seen in the 3rd episode of the LEGO Friends series available on the LEGO Channel on [[YouTube]]. Dedicated to the high school I went to, [[Manchester High]]. Go Lancers.

All right, put it back onto me now.

Yeah, and I'll-- I'll tell you more about this. I was inspired to do this starting from last August when the Friends high school came out. Now this thing was built with eight of these sets: a summer riding camp, Olivia's house, one café, two of Stephanie's dance classes, and a whole bunch of improvising from my parts. The building of this is dedicated to Manchester High School in Midlothian, Virginia.

And which on that note, I was further inspired for my high school from the [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls movie. I mean, tell you, that's a really great movie, available on Blu-Ray, DVD, and digital copy.

My senior yearbook, yep.

Anyway, so now we're going to take a tour of the inside of this-- what did I just knock over? Oh.

It also, yeah, just Lego Friends, just a little plug in for the Lego Company, pretty much
and the Lego Movie, coming out in February 2014, and I'm standing right here at the
entrance.

Yay! I mean Lego (stumbles over words) take an idea from your competitors at least.

We're going to go inside the school building, this thing is literally the three story
height. (Unintelligible)

Oh, there goes the basketball hoop, put those to the side.

Ah, shoot, oh well, no problem, I'll collect the pieces later.

Anyway, welcome to Man- welcome to this High- welcome to this High School. We've got
expansive hallways and staircases. There's the cafeteria, and here's the lunch table,
pretty much where which I used to sit with my High School Gal-Pals, Tiffany and Sarah.
And, she's taking my place there for the moment.

And look who we have here, a (unintelligible)that's-what-she-said douchebag, flirting with
Ashoka. And look, Michaelangelo's eating a pizza! Nomnomnomnomnom. And Venus de Milo is
practising her cheerleading moves.

Here's the principle, the infomaniac from Lego Island, not in any way corresponding or
whatever to acting and past Principal Mr Peter Koste. And there's my Dad, negotiating with
the Principal, because, that's one way to make fiends in HIgh School, negotiation.

And here is the home economics class.

There's the music.

And here is the Gym, complete with treadmill, a bunch of yoga mats, a weight machine, 2 ex- 2exercise bikes,
basketballs and boyfriend-girlfriend gym teachers, and there;s the showers that they gotta
hit plus the bathroom right net to it, and the locker rooms where cheerleaders are hanging
out plus this little boy, apparently he can't sit down because the wedgie he got was so
uncomfortable.

Yes the Manchester High School spirit is all the rage around this- all the rage around
here and the stair case literally goes up!

Doo doo de dup! Ba-bump ba-bump, that works. Thank you.

And now we go up to the second floor, zoom in on the hallway, the hallway.
Here Bumblebee Prime is monitoring the hallways.
We have ourselves an expensive library, look, somebody left a book behind, and we got whole bunches of
books everywhere.

Right here we've got the computer lab, somebody printed out something, and the
teacher's teaching the class. And here's my original mini-figure, taking- taking a class
with my other gal-pal Miranda, right there.

And right here, you can call this a study hall or detention, but a certain someone from
my more recent years is in detention, at the moment.

Hmm, well I did not secure the second floor to the bottom because I didn't want to do that just yet.

Anyway this is the science classroom with, clearly, the French character Miss Stevens.
Kelly's taking this class, looking through the telescope, and, oh right here next door,
here's another science class, featuring Dr Emmett Brown! "Marty! 2 plus 2 is 4!
E=Mc squared! And the flux capacitor makes the DeLorean into a time machine! Pay
attention, boy!" "Yeah, Doc."

And the English classroom, my Mother is teaching it, and they're talking about
Abraham Lincoln. " 4 score and 7 years ago". I forget how the rest goes. What are you trying to do?
Cheat off your partner for a test?

And there's a janitor's closet.

And here's a dance studio.

We got all the supporting columns, I mean, the only problem I have is, definite on
the second floor here, some of the bigger plates are warped so they don't tend to stay
in place. Well, I don't know what Lego can do to improve that.

Then we go up to the third- topmost floor.

{{
succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[You're Always Pretty]]|nextlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Current]]}}

CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-06T20:57:49Z

CompyRex:

{{taxpayermoney}}
'''CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013''' is a video uploaded on 5 November [[2013]]. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] holds the camera while Chris guides the viewer around a [[Lego]] version of [[Manchester High School]]. Hilariously, Chris made this nostalgic video just days before discovering that his high school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him and weren't really his friends.

==Video==
{{Quotebox|It took me over thirty hours in a whole week, but I built a full size school building, based from the Lego Friends animated Series (on the Lego Channel on [[YouTube]]). Fully inspired from [[Manchester High School|my High School]] and my fondest memories there, as well as the Best Ever Lego Set, Heartlake High School and "[[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls" movie. It is built, stud-to-stud scale, as shown in episode three of the animated series, where it is shown from one corner to the back and its left. Let's go back to school.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tEvrhZoASDs}}
| stardate = 5 November [[2013]]
| subject = [[Lego]], [[High school]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga = {{Tomgirl}} [[Tomgirl]]
| shirt = Black Extra Life T-shirt
| other =
| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===

{{Transcription}}

Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville]], Virginia. And I here to ([[Speech impediment|stumbles over words]]) about to present something very fantastical that I have worked over three hours on-- over 30 hours on from October 18 to October 25, 2013... (camera pans left) this lovely high school. Stud to scud size scale replica of what is seen in the 3rd episode of the LEGO Friends series available on the LEGO Channel on [[YouTube]]. Dedicated to the high school I went to, [[Manchester High]]. Go Lancers.

All right, put it back onto me now.

Yeah, and I'll-- I'll tell you more about this. I was inspired to do this starting from last August when the Friends high school came out. Now this thing was built with eight of these sets: a summer riding camp, Olivia's house, one café, two of Stephanie's dance classes, and a whole bunch of improvising from my parts. The building of this is dedicated to Manchester High School in Midlothian, Virginia.

And which on that note, I was further inspired for my high school from the [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls movie. I mean, tell you, that's a really great movie, available on Blu-Ray, DVD, and digital copy.

My senior yearbook, yep.

Anyway, so now we're going to take a tour of the inside of this-- what did I just knock over? Oh.

It also, yeah, just Lego Friends, just a little plug in for the Lego Company, pretty much
and the Lego Movie, coming out in February 2014, and I'm standing right here at the
entrance.

Yay! I mean Lego (stumbles over words) take an idea from your competitors at least.

We're going to go inside the school building, this thing is literally the three story
height. (Unintelligible)

Oh, there goes the basketball hoop, put those to the side.

Ah, shoot, oh well, no problem, I'll collect the pieces later.

Anyway, welcome to Man- welcome to this High- welcome to this High School. We've got
expansive hallways and staircases. There's the cafeteria, and here's the lunch table,
pretty much where which I used to sit with my High School Gal-Pals, Tiffany and Sarah.
And, she's taking my place there for the moment.

And look who we have here, a (unintelligible)that's-what-she-said douchebag, flirting with
Ashoka. And look, Michaelangelo's eating a pizza! Nomnomnomnomnom. And Venus de Milo is
practising her cheerleading moves.

Complete with treadmill, a bunch of yoga mats, a weight machine, 2 ex- 2exercise bikes,
basketballs and boyfriend-girlfriend gym teachers, and there;s the showers that they gotta
hit plus the bathroom right net to it, and the locker rooms where cheerleaders are hanging
out plus this little boy, apparently he can't sit down because the wedgie he got was so
uncomfortable.

Yes the Manchester High School spirit is all the rage around this- all the rage around
here and the stair case literally goes up!

Doo doo de dup! Ba-bump ba-bump, that works. Thank you.

And now we go up to the second floor, zoom in on the hallway, the hallway.
Here Bumblebee Prime is monitoring the hallways.
We have ourselves an expensive library, look, somebody left a book behind, and we got whole bunches of
books everywhere.

Right here we've got the computer lab, somebody printed out something, and the
teacher's teaching the class. And here's my original mini-figure, taking- taking a class
with my other gal-pal Miranda, right there.

And right here, you can call this a study hall or detention, but a certain someone from
my more recent years is in detention, at the moment.

Hmm, well I did not secure the second floor to the bottom because I didn't want to do that just yet.

Anyway this is the science classroom with, clearly, the French character Miss Stevens.
Kelly's taking this class, looking through the telescope, and, oh right here next door,
here's another science class, featuring Dr Emmett Brown! "Marty! 2 plus 2 is 4!
E=Mc squared! And the flux capacitor makes the DeLorean into a time machine! Pay
attention, boy!" "Yeah, Doc."

And the English classroom, my Mother is teaching it, and they're talking about
Abraham Lincoln. " 4 score and 7 years ago". I forget how the rest goes. What are you trying to do?
Cheat off your partner for a test?

And there's a janitor's closet.

And here's a dance studio.

We got all the supporting columns, I mean, the only problem I have is, definite on
the second floor here, some of the bigger plates are warped so they don't tend to stay
in place. Well, I don't know what Lego can do to improve that.

Then we go up to the third- topmost floor.

{{
succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[You're Always Pretty]]|nextlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Current]]}}

CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-06T20:44:07Z

CompyRex: /* Transcript */

'''CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013''' is a video uploaded on 5 November [[2013]]. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] holds the camera while Chris guides the viewer around a [[Lego]] version of [[Manchester High School]]. Hilariously, Chris made this nostalgic video just days before discovering that his high school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him and weren't really his friends.

==Video==
{{Quotebox|It took me over thirty hours in a whole week, but I built a full size school building, based from the Lego Friends animated Series (on the Lego Channel on [[YouTube]]). Fully inspired from [[Manchester High School|my High School]] and my fondest memories there, as well as the Best Ever Lego Set, Heartlake High School and "[[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls" movie. It is built, stud-to-stud scale, as shown in episode three of the animated series, where it is shown from one corner to the back and its left. Let's go back to school.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tEvrhZoASDs}}
| stardate = 5 November [[2013]]
| subject = [[Lego]], [[High school]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga = {{Tomgirl}} [[Tomgirl]]
| shirt = Black Extra Life T-shirt
| other =
| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===

{{Transcription}}

Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville]], Virginia. And I here to ([[Speech impediment|stumbles over words]]) about to present something very fantastical that I have worked over three hours on-- over 30 hours on from October 18 to October 25, 2013... (camera pans left) this lovely high school. Stud to scud size scale replica of what is seen in the 3rd episode of the LEGO Friends series available on the LEGO Channel on [[YouTube]]. Dedicated to the high school I went to, [[Manchester High]]. Go Lancers.

All right, put it back onto me now.

Yeah, and I'll-- I'll tell you more about this. I was inspired to do this starting from last August when the Friends high school came out. Now this thing was built with eight of these sets: a summer riding camp, Olivia's house, one café, two of Stephanie's dance classes, and a whole bunch of improvising from my parts. The building of this is dedicated to Manchester High School in Midlothian, Virginia.

And which on that note, I was further inspired for my high school from the [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls movie. I mean, tell you, that's a really great movie, available on Blu-Ray, DVD, and digital copy.

My senior yearbook, yep.

Anyway, so now we're going to take a tour of the inside of this-- what did I just knock over? Oh.

It also, yeah, just Lego Friends, just a little plug in for the Lego Company, pretty much
and the Lego Movie, coming out in February 2014, and I'm standing right here at the
entrance.

Complete with treadmill, a bunch of yoga mats, a weight machine, 2 ex- 2exercise bikes,
basketballs and boyfriend-girlfriend gym teachers, and there;s the showers that they gotta
hit plus the bathroom right net to it, and the locker rooms where cheerleaders are hanging
out plus this little boy, apparently he can't sit down because the wedgie he got was so
uncomfortable.

Yes the Manchester High School spirit is all the rage around this- all the rage around
here and the stair case literally goes up!

Doo doo de dup! Ba-bump ba-bump, that works. Thank you.

And now we go up to the second floor, zoom in on the hallway, the hallway.
Here Bumblebee Prime is monitoring the hallways.
We have ourselves an expensive library, look, somebody left a book behind, and we got whole bunches of
books everywhere.

Right here we've got the computer lab, somebody printed out something, and the
teacher's teaching the class. And here's my original mini-figure, taking- taking a class
with my other gal-pal Miranda, right there.

And right here, you can call this a study hall or detention, but a certain someone from
my more recent years is in detention, at the moment.

Hmm, well I did not secure the second floor to the bottom because I didn't want to do that just yet.

Anyway this is the science classroom with, clearly, the French character Miss Stevens.
Kelly's taking this class, looking through the telescope, and, oh right here next door,
here's another science class, featuring Dr Emmett Brown! "Marty! 2 plus 2 is 4!
E=Mc squared! And the flux capacitor makes the DeLorean into a time machine! Pay
attention, boy!" "Yeah, Doc."

And the English classroom, my Mother is teaching it, and they're talking about
Abraham Lincoln. " 4 score and 7 years ago". I forget how the rest goes. What are you trying to do?
Cheat off your partner for a test?

And there's a janitor's closet.

And here's a dance studio.

We got all the supporting columns, I mean, the only problem I have is, definite on
the second floor here, some of the bigger plates are warped so they don't tend to stay
in place. Well, I don't know what Lego can do to improve that.

Then we go up to the third- topmost floor.

{{
succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[You're Always Pretty]]|nextlink=[[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Current]]}}

CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-06T20:42:02Z

CompyRex:

'''CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013''' is a video uploaded on 5 November [[2013]]. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] holds the camera while Chris guides the viewer around a [[Lego]] version of [[Manchester High School]]. Hilariously, Chris made this nostalgic video just days before discovering that his high school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him and weren't really his friends.

==Video==
{{Quotebox|It took me over thirty hours in a whole week, but I built a full size school building, based from the Lego Friends animated Series (on the Lego Channel on [[YouTube]]). Fully inspired from [[Manchester High School|my High School]] and my fondest memories there, as well as the Best Ever Lego Set, Heartlake High School and "[[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls" movie. It is built, stud-to-stud scale, as shown in episode three of the animated series, where it is shown from one corner to the back and its left. Let's go back to school.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tEvrhZoASDs}}
| stardate = 5 November [[2013]]
| subject = [[Lego]], [[High school]]
| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga = {{Tomgirl}} [[Tomgirl]]
| shirt = Black Extra Life T-shirt
| other =
| previous = [[You're Always Pretty]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===

{{Transcription}}

Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville]], Virginia. And I here to ([[Speech impediment|stumbles over words]]) about to present something very fantastical that I have worked over three hours on-- over 30 hours on from October 18 to October 25, 2013... (camera pans left) this lovely high school. Stud to scud size scale replica of what is seen in the 3rd episode of the LEGO Friends series available on the LEGO Channel on [[YouTube]]. Dedicated to the high school I went to, [[Manchester High]]. Go Lancers.

All right, put it back onto me now.

Yeah, and I'll-- I'll tell you more about this. I was inspired to do this starting from last August when the Friends high school came out. Now this thing was built with eight of these sets: a summer riding camp, Olivia's house, one café, two of Stephanie's dance classes, and a whole bunch of improvising from my parts. The building of this is dedicated to Manchester High School in Midlothian, Virginia.

And which on that note, I was further inspired for my high school from the [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls movie. I mean, tell you, that's a really great movie, available on Blu-Ray, DVD, and digital copy.

My senior yearbook, yep.

Anyway, so now we're going to take a tour of the inside of this-- what did I just knock over? Oh.

It also, yeah, just Lego Friends, just a little plug in for the Lego Company, pretty much
and the Lego Movie, coming out in February 2014, and I'm standing right here at the
entrance.

Complete with treadmill, a bunch of yoga mats, a weight machine, 2 ex- 2exercise bikes,
basketballs and boyfriend-girlfriend gym teachers, and there;s the showers that they gotta
hit plus the bathroom right net to it, and the locker rooms where cheerleaders are hanging
out plus this little boy, apparently he can't sit down because the wedgie he got was so
uncomfortable.

Yes the Manchester High School spirit is all the rage around this- all the rage around
here and the stair case literally goes up!

Doo doo de dup! Ba-bump ba-bump, that works. Thank you.

And now we go up to the second floor, zoom in on the hallway, the hallway.
Here Bumblebee Prime is monitoring the hallways.
We have ourselves an expensive library, look, somebody left a book behind, and we got whole bunches of
books everywhere.

Right here we've got the computer lab, somebody printed out something, and the
teacher's teaching the class. And here's my original mini-figure, taking- taking a class
with my other gal-pal Miranda, right there.

And right here, you can call this a study hall or detention, but a certain someone from
my more recent years is in detention, at the moment.

Hmmm, well I did not secure the second floor to the bottom because I ddn't want to do that
just yet.

Anyway this is the science classroom with, clearly, the French character Miss Stevens.
Kelly's taking this class, looking through the telescope, and, oh right here next door,
here's another science class, featuring Dr Emmett Brown! "Marty! 2 plus 2 is 4!
E=Mc squared! And the flux capacitor makes the DeLorean into a time machine! Pay
attention, boy!" "Yeah, Doc."

And the English classroom, my Mother is teaching it, and they're talking about
Abraham Lincoln. " 4 score and 7 years ago". I forget how the rest goes. What are you trying to do?
Cheat off your partner for a test?

And there's a janitor's closet.

And here's a dance studio.

We got all the supporting columns, I mean, the only problem I have is, definite on
the second floor here, some of the bigger plates are warped so they don't tend to stay
in place. Well, I don't know what Lego can do to improve that.

Then we go up to the third- topmost floor.

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CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-06T20:33:14Z

CompyRex:

'''CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013''' is a video uploaded on 5 November [[2013]]. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] holds the camera while Chris guides the viewer around a [[Lego]] version of [[Manchester High School]]. Hilariously, Chris made this nostalgic video just days before discovering that his high school [[gal-pals]] were only pitying him and weren't really his friends.

==Video==
{{Quotebox|It took me over thirty hours in a whole week, but I built a full size school building, based from the Lego Friends animated Series (on the Lego Channel on [[YouTube]]). Fully inspired from [[Manchester High School|my High School]] and my fondest memories there, as well as the Best Ever Lego Set, Heartlake High School and "[[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls" movie. It is built, stud-to-stud scale, as shown in episode three of the animated series, where it is shown from one corner to the back and its left. Let's go back to school.}}

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| style = {{Reason}} Reason
| saga = {{Tomgirl}} [[Tomgirl]]
| shirt = Black Extra Life T-shirt
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=== Transcript ===

{{Transcription}}

Hello, my name is Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville]], Virginia. And I here to ([[Speech impediment|stumbles over words]]) about to present something very fantastical that I have worked over three hours on-- over 30 hours on from October 18 to October 25, 2013... (camera pans left) this lovely high school. Stud to scud size scale replica of what is seen in the 3rd episode of the LEGO Friends series available on the LEGO Channel on [[YouTube]]. Dedicated to the high school I went to, [[Manchester High]]. Go Lancers.

All right, put it back onto me now.

Yeah, and I'll-- I'll tell you more about this. I was inspired to do this starting from last August when the Friends high school came out. Now this thing was built with eight of these sets: a summer riding camp, Olivia's house, one café, two of Stephanie's dance classes, and a whole bunch of improvising from my parts. The building of this is dedicated to Manchester High School in Midlothian, Virginia.

And which on that note, I was further inspired for my high school from the [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls movie. I mean, tell you, that's a really great movie, available on Blu-Ray, DVD, and digital copy.

My senior yearbook, yep.

Anyway, so now we're going to take a tour of the inside of this-- what did I just knock over? Oh.

It also, yeah, just Lego Friends, just a little plug in for the Lego Company, pretty much
and the Lego Movie, coming out in February 2014, and I'm standing right here at the
entrance.

Complete with treadmill, a bunch of yoga mats, a weight machine, 2 ex- 2exercise bikes,
basketballs and boyfriend-girlfriend gym teachers, and there;s the showers that they gotta
hit plus the bathroom right net to it, and the locker rooms where cheerleaders are hanging
out plus this little boy, apparently he can't sit down because the wedgie he got was so
uncomfortable.

Yes the Manchester High School spirit is all the rage around this- all the rage around
here and the stair case literally goes up!

Doo doo de dup! Ba-bump ba-bump, that works. Thank you.

And now we go up to the second floor, zoom in on the hallway, the hallway.
Here Bumblebee Prime is monitoring the hallways.
We have ourselves an expensive library, look, somebody left a book behind, and we got whole bunches of
books everywhere.

Right here we've got the computer lab, somebody printed out something, and the
teacher's teaching the class. And here's my original mini-figure, taking- taking a class
with my other gal-pal Miranda, right there.

And right here, you can call this a study hall or detention, but a certain someone from
my more recent years is in detention, at the moment.

Hmmm, well I did not secure the second floor to the bottom because I ddn't want to do that
just yet.

Anyway this is the science classroom with, clearly, the French character Miss Stevens.
Kelly's taking this class, looking through the telescope, and, oh right here next door,
here's another science class, featuring Dr Emmett Brown! "Marty! 2 plus 2 is 4!
E=Mc squared! And the flux capacitor makes the DeLorean into a time machine! Pay
attention, boy!" "Yeah, Doc."

And the English classroom, my Mother is teaching it,

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CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-06T20:17:54Z

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CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-06T20:13:41Z

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CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013

2013-11-06T20:08:33Z

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2013-08-06T20:06:37Z

CompyRex:

{{quote|One of my [[Clover_and_Snoopy|pups]] just peed, and look how it came out. Shaped like a [[Sweetheart|girl]].|A new [[Facebook]] post by [[Chris]].}}
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JERKS

2013-08-06T02:02:05Z

CompyRex:

[[Image:140-AJerk.jpg|thumb|Chris even divides his [[trading card game]] monsters into JERKS and females.]]
[[File:141-JerksLoiteringLot.jpg|thumb|Jerks like to loiter around public areas harassing people. Which Chris would [[Love Quest|never]] [[The GAMe PLACe|do]].]]
{{Quote|Always remember: Others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win, unless you hate them. And then, you destroy yourself.|[[wikipedia:Richard Nixon|Richard Nixon]]}}

{{Quote|Well, I do not like the majority of the male population regardless. The straight ones take the women away. The damn [[homo]] males not only [tried to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit [[Troll]]/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and [[Sonichu]] as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.|Chris, in a [[Facebook]] post}}
'''JERK''' is [[Chris's]] term for men in general, including those who are not [[niggos]], [[homos]], or [[jerkops]]. The canonical definition is "a MAN, other than myself, CWC, and my father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr.]]"<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref>

For example, Chris labeled every single one of his male [[MySpace]] friends as a jerk in his personal list. A few "respectable males" are apparently exempt from jerk status, such as [[George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama]] (and possibly [[Congrats, Jack Black|Jack Black]]).

One reason is the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]].

==Use as a denominator==
Although he has defined the term "jerk" to mean all men save him and his father, the usage of the term seems to apply to any person who gets in the way of Chris doing something that he wants to do. If Chris wants [[china]] and can't get it because the object of his affection has a significant other, that significant other is a jerk. Chris wanted to win the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], but [[Adam Stackhouse]] got in the way, therefore he is a jerk — allegedly because he broke the rules of the contest and used music, actually because he spoiled Chris's plans for sex with [[Megan Schroeder]]. Whether your intention was to obstruct Chris's efforts or not, you are a jerk for presenting a barrier to his goal.

Even being more talented than Chris, or more socially well-adjusted (no great feat, considering Chris) is enough to make one a jerk in [[The Creepy Stare|Chris's eyes]]. Men with girlfriends did not specifically intend to cock-block Chris; they only did what well-adjusted people do and asked out a girl they liked. Adam Stackhouse simply made a good video for a competition he wanted to win and had no intention of thwarting an autistic's plans to seduce his best friend (again, the ''PaRappa'' Showdown). In Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|self-centered]] way of thinking, though, they were all out to get him.

==Use as a prefix/suffix==
Chris derides certain professions by using "jerk" as a prefix (as with [[jerkop]]) or a suffix (as with [[manajerk]]). The addition of the prefix/suffix comes from their actions which, again, prevented Chris from getting what he wanted. Never mind the fact that managers and police officers are simply doing their job when they stop creepy patrons from [[Attraction sign|soliciting members of the public for sex]]. They have obstructed his quest for [[china]] and so are jerks. Due to [[Chris and the Law|repeated encounters]] with these professions, Chris has taken to describing any member of their ranks as a jerk.

==Varying usage==
Despite the fact that Chris has openly declared that '''all''' men are jerks, in practice he doesn't seem to automatically apply the term to every man he meets. [[Robert Simmons V]] was held in some regard before he turned troll against Chris. [[Joseph Herring]] was considered a high school friend (although Chris drew him as an ugly, zit-scarred freak in his comic). Chris considered [[Joshua Martinez]] a friend (though he still tried to get [[ED]] to ruin him) as long as he thought Josh would help him score some china. John Schroeder, [[Megan]]'s brother, was even the main character in one of Chris's fake [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|video games]]. Once again, however, that was probably a side-effect of Chris's lust for Megan.

==Chris as the embodiment of JERK==
[[wikipedia|Wiktionary]] defines a [[wiktionary:jerk|jerk]] as "a person with [[Chris and anger|unlikable]] or [[Chris and his Ego|obnoxious]] [[Chris and race|qualities]] and [[Women's rights|behavior]], [[Death threats|typically]] [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|mean]], [[Christian Love Day (video)|self-centered]] or [[List of places that have banned Chris|disagreeable]], and [[Honor roll|often not very intelligent]]." Ironically, or perhaps better put, [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritically]], Chris's actions make him more deserving of the term "jerk" than most people he applies it to.

==The list of males Chris doesn't hate==
The most recent version of T.L.O.M.C.D.H. was provided in [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|Chris's annotations to his ED article]]. There it goes as follows:
# [[Chris]] himself
# [[Bob Chandler|His father]]
# "[[Santa Clause]]" [sic]
# [[Jesus]]
# [[God]]
# [[Barack Obama|The President of the United States]]
# [[Molvanîa|All the World Leaders]]
# ALL male acquaintances and friends, past and present.

However, in the same [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|annotations]], Chris confusingly states that his [[noviophobia]] is "Out-Of-Date". He goes on to say that he only hates trolls and "da haytahs" now, but also states that he is cool with the "Hating 99% of the World's Men" theory. In any case, the list is at least applicable to ''some'' point in Chris's biography, even if he [[Lies|"got over it."]]

==Sources==
<references />

{{Not_Jerks}}
{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]][[Category:Things Chris hates]]

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2013-06-30T23:38:56Z

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== Official Thoughts of Various Trolls about Vince Vaughn: ==

[[Asperchu|Alec]]: "He's a douchebag who always plays the same exact character in every film - a guy who hasn't slept in three nights and who is annoyed and cynical about everything. Still, I liked Old School.

For the record, I hate Will Farrell way worse."

[[Kacey]]: "vince vaughn. I liked him when he was in a lot of things. I don't really get to see a lot of movies/tv shows though."

[[Anna_McLerran|Anna]]: "I have a suspicion that Vince Vaghn is another trolling name like Clyde Cash or Ivy or Kim so I'm going to abstain from answering"

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RIP BOB

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2013-04-21T04:14:51Z

CompyRex:

{{quote|I AM MY OWN FREE BITCH!|[[Facebook]] picture, 20 April 2013}}
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Chris and cameras

2013-04-20T13:22:04Z

CompyRex: /* Lighting */ Fixed wording

{{quote|Q: Why do so many of your videos have a greenish-yellow tinge?<br/>A: It's one of the flaws in recording with Sony's EyeCreate Program (a downloadable Playstation 3 Application that requires the [[PSEye|Playstation Eye Camera]]); THEY NEED TO FIX THE PROGRAM, not only of that tint from Lack Of Some Light, but the Audio/Video skips that seems to occur during recording.|[[Common Questions|Chris, believing it's all in the equipment]]}}
{{quote|Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.|[[Talk:Coffee Place#Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama.|Chris]], trying to troll us as JenkinsJinkies. Like we wouldn't know what tinted windows actually do to your photographs.}}
[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|left|You can totally make out the face.]]
[[Image:camerawork2.png|thumb|Chris is real good at hiding his failures.]]
Chris's approach to '''camerawork''' of all kinds is rather abysmal, whether we're talking about still photography or video work. Despite years and years of constant and obviously enthusiastic photography and home video making, Chris hasn't learned anything beyond the basics of this craft. Actually, the way he still routinely fucks up things proves that he is handling cameras far ''worse'' than your Average Joe... and as we've seen from what Chris has done to his [[PSEye]], "bad camera handling" can be interpreted in two ways.

Chris's video production efforts have been hindered by the fact that, despite [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|years of practice]], Chris doesn't know anything about cinematography. He's oblivious to several common sense ideas like "if you want to see anything at all, light the scene properly." Something that should be remembered when considering the poor quality of the results is that Chris [[Brutal Legend|never even checks his videos]] before uploading them.

Note that not every failure in Chris's cinematography can be attributed solely to Chris; it's obvious that in some cases where he's in front of the camera he has gotten help that goes beyond merely using a camera timer or doing heavy-handed editing. Yet, he still fancies that he's in creative control of the situation, which just proves that he just doesn't see any mistakes in his pet projects no matter how obvious they are. If you end up as [[Mailbag 43#...Well, this is disturbing!|Great Director Chandler]]'s cameraman, he won't complain about your lack of talent (nor compliment you if you outdo him), unless you fail to draw Rosechu's tail correctly.

== Framing the shots ==
[[Image:Gibson.jpg|thumb|Excellently centered image, with a delightful backdrop.]]

Chris assumes that if he can see the lens, then everything can be seen by the lens. He has no idea what it means to be in the focus of a shot, and is constantly standing way out of center, or is putting shit way too close to the camera, so that you can't even tell what the fuck you're looking at most of the time. When handling the camerawork directly, Chris often attempts to experiment with the camera's positioning without properly considering what his audience will see, and as such we are on the receiving end of masterpieces like the [[Videobooks]] and [[Sonichu's Edge]]. Additionally, his lack of proper equipment or controlled co-ordination tends to weigh down such endeavors with constant shaking, or disorienting angles.

== Focus ==

Chris relies extensively on autofocus. Autofocus usually works with a slight delay and it usually can't focus on subjects that are too close to the camera. Many cameras have specific autofocus mode or require manual focus for [[wikipedia:macro photography|macro photography]].

Chris's attempts at using manual focus, as evidenced in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (probably shot with a 35mm SLR camera from the school), have resulted in some rather blurry shots.
{{-}}
== Lighting ==
[[File:0779-CWCREAR.JPG|thumb|right|Chris's clueless flash photography is one reason why we know so little about his room and so much about his wardrobe and skin conditions.]]
Most of Chris's [[YouTube]] videos have been lit completely wrong. Plainly put: If you're making videos indoors, ''you've got to turn the room lights on''; human brains can automatically adjust to different color temperatures, but film and video cameras either lack the automata to handle this, or are constantly struggling in bad lighting conditions to figure out what's going on. Chris assumes that if there's enough natural light coming in for him to see anything at all, then the video is lit properly. As a result, many of Chris's indoor video shots have a distinct yellow tint. Of course, it also doesn't help that he has never heard of [[wikipedia:Color balance|White Balance]].

Many of Chris's photographs, as in the Scrapbook and [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], have been shot against light (i.e., camera facing the light source). This usually leaves the subjects in shadow and obscures the details.

Chris also commits a common novice mistake in thinking that camera flash completely negates the need for proper lighting (a [[naïve]] view of "if it's day, everything is OK, but if it's night or you're indoors, then just use the flash"). In fact, flash will highlight the front of the scene, but it can also over-expose the shot if the subject is too close to the camera. If the background is unlit, it adds a very big contrast and stark shadows.

== Post-production ==

As inept as he is at video production, he's equally bad at post-production as well. A good example of this is whenever he needs to put text on the screen during his videos. Even the simplest video editing software allows people to easily put text on the screen and make it so that anyone watching the video can read it, whether it's changing the color of the font or adding a drop shadow. Chris doesn't do this, opting instead to write the text on a piece of paper and film it with his camera. Probably the best example of this is seen in [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|the infamous July 10th messages]] in which, at the start of each of the videos, he films a piece of paper with a YouTube username while informing us that the video we're about to see is addressed to the user whose name is written. In one of the videos, he has a message below the username that, because he never bothers to focus the camera, is completely unreadable. This wouldn't be a problem if he could just use software to add text to the video.

He did once use video editing software to add text and effects, in his [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|entry in the PaRappa The Rapper contest]] that the no-good [[Adam Stackhouse]] ended up winning. The result is the video makes even less sense than it did without the use of editing software. The effects added to the video are all stock effects, most of which make no sense in the context of the video. For example, in one part, Chris has a graphic that reads "Birthday Boy" on the screen, even though the video had nothing to do with his birthday. One can argue, though, that this was his attempt at [[random access humor]] and that it's not supposed to make sense.

This is not to say he can't edit, because there are a couple of music videos that show that he can, indeed, put shots together in a way that the video conveys a message that it's supposed to. This is present in his music videos for [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holdin' Out For a Hero]] and [[CWC "Boyfriend"|Boyfriend]]. Of course, they both suck, but the fact that he can at least put shots together proves that, if he could just learn how to use editing software for more than just putting shots together, he could be a filmmaker. Then again, he never learns.

When the video is uploaded to YouTube, most of the time Chris doesn't bother to name it. And when he does, he leaves the .MOV extension in the video title, suggesting that his videos are uploaded in the Quick Time format. Obviously, he wouldn't bother using any of his [[monthly tugboat]] purchasing a Mac when there are better things to [[Chris and money|spend your tax dollars]] on. Whether the computer in the kitchen has software that exports to Quick Time or his camera uses SD cards or other flash memory in a way that he can simply upload the video from the memory is a mystery.

In [[Some Favored Comedians]], Chris, in an attempt to insert clips for comparison, records the TV screen. Most people would think that ''actually editing the clips in'' might be a far more sensible strategy, as these shows are potentially available in digital format. Recording things off the TV screen without extra preparation often results in a completely unwatchable picture, and this is no exception.

In [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]], Chris uses very obvious and clumsy jump cuts to disguise the fact that he missed the camera when he first tried to throw a tape dispenser at it.

==Animation==

Chris used to make stop-motion [[Lego]] animations, which were shot with the [[wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera]] and transferred to video tape (and eventually the [[DVD]]) using [[wikipedia:Super Game Boy|Super Game Boy]]. The main problem with these animations was the grainy picture quality and lack of post-processing editing (there are very visible breaks in the animation). As such, it's very difficult to make sense of what's going on in these animations.

Later on, Chris started doing Lego "animations" with a regular video camera. [[A Sonichu Day]] and [[PlayingHouse]] are good examples of this. These efforts are all wrecked by being out of focus, and Chris's hands blocking the view most of the time when anything worthwhile happens. Nowadays, creating stop motion animations is fairly trivial with just about any digital camera and video editing software, but this is probably way out of Chris's technical competence, not to even mention his lack of patience.

==Other photography failures==

[[A Week With Christian Chandler]] includes a bunch of black-and-white photographs that were apparently done as part of a photography course. The photographs themselves are probably shot on 35mm SLRs, with manual iris and focus, and considering how many problems Chris nowadays has with digital cameras with ''automatic'' exposure control and focus, the results are not entirely unexpected.

Unlike color photography, black-and-white film and prints are easy to develop without complicated processes and overly expensive chemicals, so letting kids develop their own photos in school makes sense. However, failure is never too far away; Chris's report is almost a complete collection of common black-and-white photo development newbie mistakes. Most prints are over- or underexposed, resulting in an overly dark or overly light print. Some have edges or corners underexposed, and one even has an underexposed band going through the image, which means that someone in the darkroom didn't quite grasp the idea of "not putting anything between the enlarger's head and the paper while the print is exposed". Some have smudges and fingerprints in resulting prints, owing to handling photographic paper with wet or dirty hands before putting it in an enlarger. One has visible dust, for the same reason.

The photos in the report, as well as some older photos, particularly the ones in the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)#C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics.|slideshow]], have visible striping on them. This is likely due to the images being rescans of inkjet-printed photos.

==See also==
*[[Youtube]]
*[[List of videos]]
*[[Captain's Log]]
*[[PSEye]]

{{Chris and}}

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User:CompyRex

2013-03-03T04:58:37Z

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== Official Thoughts of Various Trolls about Vince Vaughn: ==

[[Asperchu|Alec]]: "He's a douchebag who always plays the same exact character in every film - a guy who hasn't slept in three nights and who is annoyed and cynical about everything. Still, I liked Old School.

For the record, I hate Will Farrell way worse."

[[Kacey]]: "vince vaughn. I liked him when he was in a lot of things. I don't really get to see a lot of movies/tv shows though."

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RIP BOB

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2013-02-22T20:26:57Z

CompyRex:

{{quote|Fuck off, fuck-face.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], in a new [[Facebook]] private message.}}
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2013-02-22T20:25:59Z

CompyRex: Apologies if the old quote was more sufficient.

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2013-01-30T04:53:02Z

CompyRex:

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User talk:Lumber

2012-11-07T15:52:51Z

CompyRex:

==Contact me==
In case you haven't noticed, the forums have been taken down. I'm trying to get the staff back together via e-mail, so contact me @ CWCkiForums@gmail.com. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:17, 7 November 2012 (PST)
:I email you. What's going on? --[[User:Lumber|Lumber]] 07:24, 7 November 2012 (PST)
::I emailed you as well. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 07:52, 7 November 2012 (PST)

User talk:Freecell

2012-11-07T02:12:43Z

CompyRex:

{{ArchiveTalk|Freecell|Archive1}}

It's from there's something about mary, the fat retard who searches for his baseball in front of a high school. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 03:58, 29 January 2011 (PST)

Fuck you --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 04:36, 30 January 2011 (PST)

==wtf==

you need to calm the fuck down and find something else to do with your time. CWCki - serious business. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:32, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey buddy ==

You seem to really care a lot about banning people. Does this make you feel powerful? Does it give you a rush? Just wonderin'. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)
: Just wonderin' but do you even LOOK at who he bans? It's usually for the best because it's normally someone who vandalized stuff or was being a totally jackass. Sorry if I'm butting into an issue I'm not suppose to be a part of, but this is just how I see it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:20, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:This is not about who he bans, it's more the spergy satisfaction he seems to get out of it. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 06:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:Now, I'm not criticizing your work or anything, I know you do shit that no one else wants to do, but let me put it this way: your overall style comes over as banhappy. It might be that because I've only read certain posts by you my opinion is somehow colored, or something, but I guess having a 300 word text on your userpage about exactly who you're going to ban isn't helping for one. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:55, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:To me you're still the Hitler of CwCki admins. Go enjoy your thousand year reich. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)
:You and Megan should get together, so that you can spend more time on hanky panky and less time on BANNING PEOPLE! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

== Dudleystephen ==

This guy just joined and is advertising a workout product on his userpage. Just giving you a heads-up.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:21, 16 February 2011 (PST)
:Well, that's somewhat embarrassing. I guess I need to learn not to do this when I just wake up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:27, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== Captions ==

Nice work on the captions, Abuelita finally got around to adding them. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:42, 17 February 2011 (PST)
:Thanks. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:43, 17 February 2011 (PST)

thanks dude--[[User:CorinaLives|CorinaLives]] 08:25, 23 February 2011 (PST)

== the newly leaked Kacey call ==
The call I posted a transcript of is real, but I appreciate your doubts, it means you're doing your job. This is mainly here because I wanted to make sure that I had down the format. Way back when, this phone call (before Kacey and CWC first met) and another (after Kacey and CWC) were leaked on /cwc/. This was a long time ago and I was just waiting for them to leak so I wrote up the transcripts. To tell the truth, they both seem to be long lost someplace on my main computer, but luckily they're still on another one I use frequently. Its been far too long and I was looking for someone to help leak them on the wiki, that person is you I guess, because I'm not sure the best way to integrate these 2 calls. Sometime tomorrow I'll get the calls up on line and the transcript to the second call, if you want, you can move them where they need to go. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 23:00, 28 February 2011 (PST)

==Just a quick question==
I noticed something. When I'm logged in the userbox subcategories are there, but when I'm not logged in there not there. Is there a reason for this? Its not a ''big deal'', but I just want to make sure the subcategories are viewable to all users, and not just me.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:17, 3 March 2011 (PST)

==RE: Sign Posts==
I had already figured out how to do so. Thanks
--[[User:Miryag1|Diavna ----- diavna@gmail.com]] 14:07, 6 March 2011 (PST)

== the beavis and butthead thing ==

Well I kinda understand that, but from what I've seen around the site, a lot of articles make, what can mostly just be called specualtion, about Chris' psyche, in regards to different situations and elements of his life. Just thought I was doing the same thing. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:58, 18 April 2011 (PDT)

:*Well, maybe the CWCki should have like a template thing that says ''WARNING: This section contains heavy speculation that hasn't really been confirmed to be true'' or something like that. I mean, let's say Chris is really done. He finally crashed into slumber for the last time. Then what? I mean, if all the CWCki does is archive only the facts of what we know, then that's a goal that can be easily reached and then what? the CWCki stays unchanged until someone finally stops paying for the domain? Speculation on Chris and why he does the things he does is what drives the CWC community, so I doubt that eliminating speculation from the biggest CWC related site would be a good idea. Then again, I guess I could just write my own speculation things on pages under my own userpage. i dunno. just think about it. glad i could help. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 04:40, 19 April 2011 (PDT)
::* The CWCki doesn't have a template like that because if we allowed unchecked speculation the servers wouldn't be able to handle the strain or something. Not to mention the article quality would drop. Putting speculation on your own userpage is a terrible idea and an excelent way to piss people off, by the way. That's how Offshore got started, people started sperging on their userpages and it gave the CWCki latency issues. There is a difference between sperging and offering acceptable speculation, look at what was left in the Beavis and Butthead article and use that as a good example. --MoarLurk
:::*Not Trying to barge in, but I think the Speculation Warning would be a fantastic idea. --[[User:Ctahu|Ctahu]] 19:00, 19 April 2011 (PDT)

== Get with me ==

My contact info is on my user page, it's nothing bad, just have an idea to bounce off you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:21, 22 April 2011 (PDT)

== Hey ==
Thanks for cleaning up the rewrites. Also the welcome message. I added in some references. Hope it's a bit better now. --[[User:Obligatory|Obligatory]] 10:41, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

==Freecell old boy==
I have an exciting proposition for you. I understand you're busy but get back to me when you get a chance.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:26, 11 May 2011 (PDT)

== Hey (again) ==
Obligatory here. (I'm retarded with passwords). I saw the awful state of the scattered articles about the clusterfuck of retconned characters in Sonichu 10 and tried to merge them into a single page. This is my attempt [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]]. Before I post anything I'd like you to look over it and make sure it's appropriate first, and feel free to edit it or put in tags if you feel references are needed anywhere. I'd like it to be in perfect condition before I put the page up. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:16, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Sure do. The merged page is a combination of the [[Basement Rosechus]] page, [[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]]. I've only really removed stuff which was just a repeat of stuff already in the page, or else shit jokes and irreleveant information. I removed a section about fan works based on the Asper-Combo for instance, because that's all stupid bullshit, and a few random jabs at Chris made for no reason. I think the main meat of the articles are still there, but I might have missed some things. I added a lot of my own material as well, a lot of it being rewritten versions of things in the original articles. Check it all out and send me a message back if you think it's alright and after you've made any changes you feel are appropriate. Sorry I won't be on again for a while. I'm only on here two or three days a week, so you may have to wait a bit for me to respond again. Thanks again man. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 13:08, 13 May 2011 (PDT)

Hey, thanks for checking it over and everything. I just updated the image of Mitch and I added another image to put the quote that was in paranthesis (sorry if that's mispelt). Now everything's done I'm gonna ask Champ to have a look at it. Cya soon. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:12, 17 May 2011 (PDT)

How do I do that????????

==Thanks bro==
For picking up the slack with the revisions, I thought I got all of them but I missed a few. Thanks man.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:45, 26 May 2011 (PDT)

Its Armageddon, I forgot to sign my post... I use mediawiki so much I shouldn't though
[[User:New user|New user]] 21:36, 27 May 2011 (PDT)

== About the PSN comment ==
(ps2crazed)

I dont have any proof, it may have happened a few days ago, but I was only informed of the PSN comment change today, chris had not signed in for 6 days before today, so I don't assume he could have made the change then. I have no proof, feel free to remove the post if you wish to do so, do you know where the video of the day went? Someone must have removed it or something.

Oh sorry, but yes, I have no proof on the exact date of the psn change, but he hadnt been on for 6 days before, so I assumed it was that day.

[[User:Ps2crazed|Ps2crazed]] 15:27, 7 June 2011 (PDT)

== Freecell, I choose you! ==
I rewrote the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] article [[User:Old meme/Sandbox|here]] as a merging of it and the articles on both [[Prower]] and [[Armoraxe]]. I thought I'd want to show it to you again to make sure it's all up to scratch before I bother Champ about submitting it. You think you can work your magic on this one too? Oh, and if you happen to notice that the images of Crackder, Punislav and the S.A.V.s are missing from the gallery of plagiarism, you don't need to add those back in. I intentionally took those out because I plan to make an equivalent article for the quote unquote "evil" transformers too. And yes, I do have no life. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 15:11, 21 June 2011 (PDT)
*And now the article for the evil robots is done too. That felt a lot faster than the first one. It's a merging of [[Decepti-Clone]], [[Crackder]] and [[Jerkop Punislav]] and is located [[User:Old meme/Sandbox 2|here]]. On the off chance you don't die of boredom, message me once you've made your corrections. Thanks in advance for this man. Very much appreciated. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 19:37, 21 June 2011 (PDT)
*'KAY MAN. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:49, 22 June 2011 (PDT)

==Yo mang==
Hit me up on AIM, I'll be on in the evenings the rest of the week.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:51, 14 July 2011 (PDT)

== Youdonttellmewhattodo ==

This guy's been blanking pages. Ban his ass.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:10, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

I would say that this could be Chris, but I don't think he has computer access. He can access the internet via the PS3, though.--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 20:21, 17 July 2011 (PDT)

*This has been happening alot recently. I'm still not a pro at wiki, so how does one undo a revision, other than copying and pasting EVERYTHING that used to be there? I'm on cwcki alot so I can help out if I see it happening [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 09:21, 18 July 2011 (PDT)
** I had to fix some of the ones this guy vandalized. You just go to the revision history and click the (undo) at the end of this revision in the list. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 14:29, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

*I think you have to be an admin to do that.--[[User:Rena-kun|others > ;0; ;0; ;0; ^-^ < Rena-kun (me)]] 13:12, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

::CompyRex is right. A jerkop or greater also gets the rollback button, which is like the undo button but it reverts edits in a single click, rather than having to go through the edit page. Everyone has the undo button, though.[http://awesomescreenshot.com/0c4gujc89] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:33, 18 July 2011 (PDT)

== Contact me ==

We need to speak. I'll be free tomorrow (26 July) from 7:30 a.m. - noon or after 8 p.m. EST. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:06, 25 July 2011 (PDT)

== Screenshot works I hope... ==

I did it...I think. [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Screen_shot_2011-08-10_at_10.01.05_PM.png] The "title" is really long and weird, hope you can change it if necessary because I have no idea how.... Feel free to censor anything that needs to be censored. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:15, 10 August 2011 (PDT)

== Not to be a nuisance, but... ==

How did you get music to play on your userpage?--[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 15:00, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

== Deletion ==

I believe this[[File:Klingon.jpg|thumb]] needs to be burnt at the stake. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 17:38, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
:Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it because the image isn't "vandalism" per se. I'm sure Champ will oblige when he sees it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 17:43, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
::I cant figure out what its supposed to be a drawing of... Do you know? Also... I saw that this guy vandelized the main page... What did he do exactly? Sorry im just curious... --[[User:Cupcake299|Cupcake299]] 17:51, 22 August 2011 (PDT)
:::[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&curid=4207&diff=145221&oldid=143723 Nothing much.] Also, no idea. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 18:02, 22 August 2011 (PDT)

== Thanks for the quick reply ==

I appreciate your fast reply, and welcoming to the cwc wiki! I might not be able to contribute a whole lot, as i'm typing from an ipod touch and it's a nightmare to correct typos or do much of anything, but i'll try to use any constructive ideas to help out.

[[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 18:43, 31 August 2011 (PDT)

== Dude ==

If someone pulls shit like Hitlar did, you can reasonably ban them, albeit for a short period of time. Just don't abuse it, because frankly I don't feel like monitoring stupid shit like that.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:53, 3 September 2011 (PDT)

== Work is vanishing again. ==

I did a good few hours transcripting Kacey call 14 and for some reason It logged me out and when I pressed save it told me that only users, admins and chris (lol) could edit this page and it deleted all my work again (why the fuck does it do that anyway?) I tryed pressing back which brought me back to the edit screen which still had all my work deleted...

Is the anyway I can retrieve my work?
Im guessing no, but just in case...
-[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 08:40, 4 September 2011 (PDT)

== hey man, I can you please bring my page back up? ==

Id like to be put under trolls. so people know I hate that fat bastard chris. I know i fucked up badly on it, can you correct it...im kinda busy working on ways to keep him off the web.
edit: oh...thanks man!

== I haz a sad... ==

You deleted my comment. Sad face. :(
- LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON

Edit:
Thank you sir, I shall do that from now on.
[[User:LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON|LORDCOCKWORTHINGTON]] 16:01, 15 October 2011 (PDT)

== Mighty fine work, Lou ==

I saw what you did with the Sonic the Hedgehog page, Christ almighty, that was a mess before you fixed it. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 22 October 2011 (PDT)
:I don't do as much as I used to, but when I come across articles like that one I just can't help myself. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 09:36, 22 October 2011 (PDT)

== Yo ==

Hi, been following Chris since '08 but decided I wanted to help out.

Can you point me in the direction of anything that needs doing?

I'd do some editing but I'm kinda new to all this and don't want to shit up any pages.

[[User:Ulterior]] 04:10 28 Oct 2011

== it's over 9000 ==

meow comeon thats not vandalism, it was a page siting references to the very popular meme "It's over 9000" i saw that it had occurred a few times and wanted that fact documented.

Kinda hoping that the theme would catch on and we future interactions moew chris would keep it in mind. until over 9000 was actually over 9000 meow. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Slimz|Slimz]] ([[User talk:Slimz|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Slimz|contribs]]) </span></small>

== The forums ==

I think I might have deleted you on accident, I was fiddling around with making lists of users but I think I deleted you in the process. In any case, if you can't log back in, sign up again and I'll make you an admin again. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:45, 20 November 2011 (PST)

== Signing your comments ==

Dude, you gotta sign your comments, it's four tildas (~) in a row, no idea what's going on with this "unsigned comment" bullshit. I expect more from jerkops man, you're totally killing me here.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:59, 29 November 2011 (PST)

== sorry ==

I was lerking and it looked legit --[[User:HeticBrangs|HeticBrangs]] 00:00, 30 January 2012 (PST)

what I said about Kendrick james kingrey being a troll is not bullshit though, i only stated he tried to say that he was as great as clyde cash but instead just a casual troll who wanted to cause damage to chris and become anonymous. Im currently finding more info on him

== Please acknowledge what you have said. ==

''"On a similar note, leaving things open for the reader to interpret is important. That's why articles don't outright insult Chris, even when he's clearly wrong. It may just be me, but I feel that calling 'her' "twisted" or using words like "interrogating" is biased, even if it is correct. So that's why I did that."''

I think [[Fail|this article]] sums up what the CWCki thinks about people insulting, or drawing their own conclusions about Chris. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 11:24, 3 March 2012 (PST)
:I'd say [[Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Try_to_aim_for_NPOV|this one]] does. I've tried to fix up the Fail article a couple times now. Not every article lives up to expectations. Maybe that I wasn't able to fix the Fail article makes me guilty of tu quoque, but I don't think that the existence of a bad article justifies the behavior that made it bad in the first place. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 12:01, 3 March 2012 (PST)

== been a long time ==

Ok so i was ban months ago from the message board. and then i tried a few times to get around the ban, and i was re-ban. I could have spoofed my IP and done it again but i decided to behave. I have been a contributor here on the wiki for a while now and i would love to be able to post on the boards again. is it possible that you or champ could lift that ban?[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:58, 16 May 2012 (PDT)(look i even signed my post)
:I guess you should ask Champ. I'm not the guy who banned you, after all. Sorry about the delayed reply, I was studying for an exam. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 05:01, 17 May 2012 (PDT)
*No. Besides, you started your own message board, isn't that good enough for you? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 18 May 2012 (PDT)
**i abandon that months ago. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 11:32, 21 May 2012 (PDT)
*** Still here editing and behaving nicely, would still like legitimate access to the message boards restored. have not attempted to get past the bans (though my IP address has changed since then and it would not be difficult)[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 07:57, 7 August 2012 (PDT)

==Removing an Account==

Hey. I'm not sure who to go to to help out with this but I'd like to have all my User contributions rolled back and purged from whatever records you keep. Whether this means permanently banning me or otherwise, I'm not worried. See, I'm over the Sonichu thing and kind of don't want my username associated with it. It's somewhat embarrassing. (Is it possible to just change my username so in that it appears in the history of the wiki as somebody else? I'm convinced there's bots and shit to do this, but I don't know). [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 23:58, 18 May 2012 (PDT)
:I'm effectively just a regular user who can ban vandals. I honestly wouldn't know anything about that. I'd imagine Anonymax could get a bot to change all your talk page posts to say something else, and your account could be deleted, but I can't do either of those things. I'm sure Champ or Anonymax would be able to help more. Sorry that all I can do is redirect you. <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 01:35, 19 May 2012 (PDT)
*Heyo, I looked into this but I'm afraid there's not much I can do. I've tried asking Cogs to install a Rename user extension but she's concerned that adding more extensions to MediaWiki will make it less stable (which is why he used to go down all the time). Best I can do for you is delete your user page. If it's any consolation, you have a pretty generic user name and googling it mostly comes up with the definition of "Nullity" which is an actual term. I totally sympathize with you, I've thought about getting my username changed but like I said, not much we can do. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:13, 20 May 2012 (PDT)
:*I forgot to mention that the only way to totally purge your name from the databases would be to manually delete it but [[User:Canine|Canine]] has told me before that it's easy to fuck things up that way and it wouldn't be hard to screw up the entire CWCki in the process. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:18, 20 May 2012 (PDT)
*Hey Champ. If you could remove my user pages that'd be great. I'd hold back on banning me on the off chance that Cogs changes his mind, though. Thanks
== Hi! ==

Thanks for fixing my crappy userboxes. It was too complicated! I'm [[Slow in the mind]]. --[[User:EvilCecil4th|EvilCecil4th]] 01:33, 7 June 2012 (PDT)

==CWCisSupremeLord here==
I agree with the revisions you made to my edits and would like to say thanks. Concerning the BlueSpike page however, I changed it because when it said that his voice is a "''particularly'' unconvincing falsetto" it implied that he had a masculine voice that sounded especially absurd when trying to impersonate a female. He has a very boyish voice that sounds effeminate even taking into account he was only 13 at the time. I agree that I was to verbose in getting that point across, so I'm going to simply remove the word "particularly". --[[User:CWCisSupremeLord|CWCisSupremeLord]] 16:29, 3 July 2012 (PDT)
:k <small><span class="autosigned">—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) </span></small> 20:10, 3 July 2012 (PDT)

== About the Edit to my User page ==

It's fine. Thanks for reverting the edit. --[[User:KataclysmKat|KataclysmKat]] 1:38, 13 July 2012 (Central)

== CWCKI Forum Account Problem ==
My account is Mittlizer, but it won't let me change my password to log in (I forgot my password, haven't logged on in a while due to work) and it says that both emails I use are bogus, but I'm sure I used one of them to log on, anything you can do to help me? --[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 21:32, 12 September 2012 (PDT)

== Forums are offline ==
It looks like something bad might have happened to them.[[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 18:12, 6 November 2012 (PST)

User talk:Champthom

2012-11-07T02:11:06Z

CompyRex:

Talk to me.

Be sure to check out the archives as well:

'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 5|5]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 6|6]]

== Champ, I mean it now ==
When I come on here and see that people like [[User talk:Steve Landcleamer|this mouthbreather]] have been fucking with pages while being told not to and spamming pictures of furry porn that we for some reason allow on here, and yet I have the power to neither delete the image or ban the sperg, it cuts me deep. I'm on here often enough and I've already contributed a lot to the wiki. Can you throw some Jerkop powers my way so I can sort this shit out in future? We don't have nearly enough active mods and this place seems to have this kind of shit all the time. I mean this seriously Champ, I think the CWCki could benefit a lot from more Jerkops. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:09, 20 April 2012 (PDT)
:Before you answer him, Champ, keep in mind that I've also been here a long time and am also actively contributing; so if you decided to give Old meme jerkop rights, I sure would appreciate receiving them as well. Just saying. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 09:24, 20 April 2012 (PDT)

*You both make good points. Could you point out the furry image though, the only image I've seen by him is that picture of Chris ejaculating on Anna's face, which I've incidentally deleted because I don't think it really improves the Anna article. Anyways, about quality in general - I've discussed this issue with Anonymax, and this goes for the both of you, that as regular users you have all the tools needed to improve the quality of the CWCki. If there's an incidence such as an edit war going on, you're welcome to ask any of the admins to step in to resolve the issue. For these reasons, I don't think it's needed to add more jerkops or admins for these reasons. However, if it ever got out of control, then I would consider making someone a quality control jerkop to enforce quality standards. However, I think for the most part you all have the tools you need, just keep making good edits and reverting shit like you have been doing and I think that should be sufficient.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:11, 20 April 2012 (PDT)
**He's probably talking about [[:Image:Sonichu.jpg|this picture]], which was spammed on [[CWCki:Privacy policy]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:46, 20 April 2012 (PDT)

== Deletion of Fail; Effects ==

Would it be necessary to organize a project of some kind to remove red "fail" pipes from pages across the CWCki? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 11:27, 23 April 2012 (PDT)
*[http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:WhatLinksHere/Fail&limit=500 Here they all are]. Clean them at your leisure. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 11:57, 23 April 2012 (PDT)
:[[User:Anonybot|Anonybot]] is working on it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:41, 23 April 2012 (PDT)

Fail article deleted, stupid page names corrected, Champ finally got around to deleting the furry porn. It's been a good week. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:39, 24 April 2012 (PDT)
*At least SOMEONE is happy.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:18, 25 April 2012 (PDT)

==Why did you delete the article on Kim?==
She is as notable as any of the gal pals, and all the info IS public, coming from the Kacey calls.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 23:03, 4 May 2012 (PDT)
*How do you know the Kim from the Kacey calls is the same Kim Wilson? Kim is a fairly common name. You're also assuming a lot of things, like Kim is ScarletSanctum when you have no proof of that, and you're including a lot of things that are rumors like how some apology video was because Kim was upset. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:04, 4 May 2012 (PDT)

*1. Chris states her name is Kim Wilson in one of the Kacey calls.
*2. ScarletSanctum is Kim's youtube handle, as stated in [[SingStar Challenge]].
*3. Chris addresses in that video that he upset Kim and Kacey with the previous video.

And if the name was an issue why not just redirect the page to "Kim"?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 23:17, 4 May 2012 (PDT)
*How do you know that ScarletSanctum is Kim? Does Chris explicitly mention it? Also does Chris specifically say Kim in that video in that it upset her? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:23, 4 May 2012 (PDT)

Chris does explicitly mention it. Look at this dialouge in [[Kacey Call 1]]:
*Chris: Yeah. So you know uh, Kim, you know uh, how she, uh, yeah you know, uh, Kim, I actually heard that Kim and her friend Logan actually live in the Charlton area close to the downtown mall, you know? So if you ever wanted to look her up and, you know, just talk to her, you know, find about more about the impostor for me, or you know, see what her opinion of me is on the Internet from her point of view...
*Kacey: Oh, you want me to do some undercover stuff? Chris, that is so sweet of you! You know how much I wanted to get involved.
*Chris: Oh yeah, sure. You know that ScarletSanctum account? That's hers.
*Kacey: Okay, no, I will totally, totally message her. It's Kim Woods, you said?
*Chris: No, Kim Wilson. Totally. Message her, talk to her all about me.

As far as making the video in response to offending Kim, he also implicitly states this:

"Uh, I dedicate this video to uh, Logan. Boyfriend of my gal-pal, Kim. Yeah, anyway uh, I've--I just wanted to uh, apologize for uh...offending you in anyway"

He could also be referring to offending Logan, but either way why through the baby out with the bathwater?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 23:35, 4 May 2012 (PDT)
*Let me think about it. In the meantime, I've made a [[User:Steve Landcleamer/Kim|subpage]] for you in the meantime.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:39, 4 May 2012 (PDT)

So is there any hold up or is the page good to go? I've answered all your questions and it seems to meet all the requirements.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:32, 5 May 2012 (PDT)
*Don't you think it might be a little bit imprudent to make a page about Kim?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:58, 5 May 2012 (PDT)

*Why would it be imprudent? All the information is public and sourced. All the other gal pals have pages, so what would the problem be?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 18:37, 5 May 2012 (PDT)

*Well?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 20:39, 7 May 2012 (PDT)
*Good God, first learn some patience, this isn't a life and death issue. Second of all, let me put it this way - in your own words, the supposed Kim calls are unreleased. Why do you think that is?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:18, 8 May 2012 (PDT)

Because "she"'s obviously still trying to troll Chris. Regardless, that's beside the point, while the calls haven't been released, all the information in the article has. You initially deleted it under the guise that is was "Not notable, not based on public information", but we both know that that's clearly not the cause. My page seemed to meet all the guidelines, so based on Cwicki guidelines, what is objectionable about it?

I'm sorry if I seem impatient, I just find this quelling of already public information to be pretty ridiculous and counter productive to the CWCki.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 14:43, 8 May 2012 (PDT)
*Based on my discussions with Canine and Anonymax, I have decided to restore the article. Remember, the CWCki is form Chris's POV so Kim isn't a troll, she has not publicly declared herself to be a troll to Chris. I'd also avoid posting on /cwc/ and CWCki Forums when you make an article on a delicate topic like this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:09, 11 May 2012 (PDT)

===If I may step in and say a piece===
I know I may not be towing the party line by saying this Champ, but Land has a point here. This is all information that was technically on the wiki anyway, just in out of the way places. Personally, I have no problem with covering things up for trolling purposes, because I understand the need to do so and I'm not one to whine about dang dirty stonecutters, but we have information on Kim here already. I don't care which side of the fence you're on Champ, I'll just go with what you say, but you've got to at least be consistent. Either allow the article outright, or if you object to some of the content in the article being made public, censor it and then allow the censored version to be posted. Your decision is final and no-one would be able to stop you, so I don't know what you're worried about. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:22, 9 May 2012 (PDT)
*True, I realize this, but the issue is that there's a good reason that Kim doesn't already have an article, mostly for [[A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Privacy|privacy reasons]] which is indeed already covered. I'm trying to convey that subtly. Remember, Chris reads the CWCki, and loose lips sink ships. I don't think "we" released the Kacey calls, Canine tells me it was all dropped by Liquid's twin brother so it's not like we were able to filter through everything to see if anything was objectionable.

:This is a difficult decision and I need to discuss it with Canine a bit more, unfortunately we have conflicting schedules so I'll try and catch him tonight.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:31, 9 May 2012 (PDT)

==Chris's POV==
*Thank you for restoring the Kim article. I am wondering something concerning what you said about the cwicki supposed to be from Chris's point of view. Why do articles like [[Obesity]] state that Chris is fat? He's said multiple times that he does not think he is. There are lots of other examples like this.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 17:07, 11 May 2012 (PDT)

[[Chris and reality]] would be the best example of this.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 18:13, 11 May 2012 (PDT)
::We go by what Chris thinks/says unless we have decent evidence to the contrary. With his obesity, we have more than enough evidence to support this. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 12 May 2012 (PDT)

==Permanently Banned from Message Board==
I really don't understand this at all. Please respond to the email I sent you.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 16:21, 6 May 2012 (PDT)

Never mind one of the other mods took care of this.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 20:39, 7 May 2012 (PDT)

I have a similar problem and would like to be unbanned. [[User:Negi Springfield|Negi Springfield]] 23:23, 9 July 2012 (PDT)
*I'm guessing you got banned for being a sperglord, but what's your username?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:12, 10 July 2012 (PDT)
I was banned due to 789chan having a thread on me during one of their CWC dry spells. I went by Negi Springfield, so not much different from what I'm using right now. [[User:Negi Springfield|Negi Springfield]] 17:01, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

I would also like to be unbanned from the message board. [[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 00:29, 7 August 2012 (PDT)
*You've had two threads about you on /cwc/ plus you've sperged about your "comic." No, you're not getting unbanned.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 7 August 2012 (PDT)

There was never a single warning I had received from any board moderator regarding personal attacks or violating message board policy. If my posts were so terrible, it only stands to reason that your moderators would have jumped in. Aren’t they the watchdogs of the message board?

What exactly is your justification for permanently banning people who have been mentioned on 789Chan? [[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 07:22, 8 August 2012 (PDT)
*There is a clear rule about over sperging and if there's a /cwc/ thread about you, odds are you've sperged too much. My moderators are often too lax when it comes to this sort of thing, which is why I step in. I don't need to warn you, you should know better, if you have autism that you choose not to treat that is not my fault. And my rationale? If you've got a thread about you on /cwc/, me banning you is the least of your concerns. In fact, I am doing a favor by preventing you from digging yourself deeper in a hole. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:42, 8 August 2012 (PDT)

Champ this is right from the CWCki about “Sperging”
“The CWCki forums highly recommended place to discuss anything about Chris to your heart's content. This board was created in response to the growing demand for a place where people could discuss anything without fear of violating CWCki's strict talk page policies”

As far as sperging about my comic that was in reference to critiquing Chris’ art style

I mentioned there were open source graphics programs such as GIMP that were completely free to download. I brought up the fact that he could spend a little bit of his tugboat on reference works with royalty free manga stock images and copyright would not be an issue.

As for a few of the other topics that I started that probably sperged?
Are we being unfair to Chris in judging him?
Would you hire Chris if he was genuinely seeking employment?
Do you think that Chris and Barbara were intimate with each other?
If Chris decided to charge $250 for a for two day visit at his house and a no holds barred interview, would you take him up on it?

The board moderator(s) that I observed that wanted to put in their two cents worth joined right in on the debates: They had no issues with this. You mentioned the board moderators were too lax. I disagree. They were doing their job.

Let me share something with you: When that thread started about me around the beginning of January on 789chan and I was permanently banned: I monitored that thread every day. They went back and looked at my posts. Do you want to know what their reaction was?

They were baffled on why I was being banned. They didn’t bust my chops because of what I posted in the forum. What got the thread off the ground was a personal attack on 789Chan over a Beiber troll on my YouTube channel that came back and bit me in the ass. Was it a moment of stupidity that I regretted? Yup.

Have I been brought up twice on 789Chan? No. I’d say 5 to 10 times is more of a realistic estimate. It wasn’t sperging that brought me up on 789Chan. It was curiosity about my YouTube channel (which has been around for years) and more recently my website. [[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 20:31, 8 August 2012 (PDT)
*Why do you want to go back on the forum so bad? It's kinda sad that you're going to all this trouble. Seriously, move on dude, talk about Chris on /cwc/, see how that goes. Hell, go to [[User:Slimz|Slimz's]] forum. Or start your own. Why do you want to go back on the forum so much? The point is that you give us unwanted attention and I have enough trouble maintaining the forum's reputation as it is.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:15, 9 August 2012 (PDT)
'''NOTE''' slimz forum is no longer active, never really was. Slimz would like to be reinstated in the forums as well :) i have bene here editing for a while ban was like a year ago. [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 13:14, 9 August 2012 (PDT)
*Most of your edits are shit, plus what you do here has no bearing on the forums. You are the reason why everyone on /cwc/ thinks we're all A-Logs, there is no fucking way you're going back on the forum. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:35, 9 August 2012 (PDT)

I just took off my last reply. I'm not going to worry about this anymore. Do whatever you want. [[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 22:46, 10 August 2012 (PDT)
*What was the username you had on the forum? I've thought about it and I think I might just let you back on.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:14, 11 August 2012 (PDT)

My username was Kengel1021 [[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 16:04, 18 August 2012 (PDT)

Thank you Champ. I am not sure what the policy for reentry is upon a ban lift under these circumstances so I have registered a new account(YippoBlippo)for the forums.--[[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 16:23, 9 September 2012 (PDT)

== Comms ==

I'm on IRC a lot and today is my day off work so if you're around so am I! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:19, 11 May 2012 (PDT)

== can I help? ==
Hey I have a capture card that does 720p,1800p,ect and wanted to know if I could use it to help (lbp videos,screen shots) does anything need to be rerecorded? also I'm moving soon so if you could say something in the next week or so (before I have to pack my computer up) that would be great. [[User:Blaziken|Blaziken]] 09:14, 1 June 2012 (PDT)
* Sorry it took a day to get back to you, just had to think as I do appreciate your gumption. To be honest though, I can't think of anything in particular, BUT that's just to the best of my knowledge. Head over to [[CWCki:General|the community portal]] and ask there, there might be some people to have some ideas. Just do me one teensy favor - be sure to sign your posts (that's four ~ in a row) so we know who you are when you post. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:29, 30 May 2012 (PDT)
* thanks! [[User:Blaziken|Blaziken]] 09:14, 1 June 2012 (PDT)

==Bruce Johnson==
The Bruce Johnson thing is real. I don't even care about the PVCC anymore. I just want you to know I'm not making up what I added to the cwicki. Would you like a wider screenshot of the facebook convo?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 19:26, 20 June 2012 (PDT)
*How do you know it's the real Bruce Johnson? Or rather, why should we trust you? I could easily have made a Bruce Johnson account to fool you. Even if it is real, do we really need it? All it boils down to is Johnson saying he's not a pedophile contrary to what Chris said. Is this really a startling revelation, that Chris said something negative about someone and it's not true? Do we really need to confirm this, in light of Chris's history? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:36, 20 June 2012 (PDT)
*'Sup bitches, guess who's back? Champy, thought I'd drop in to tell you that under the "no shit is too minor" policy, (which you should really get rid of if it enrages you so), we do indeed need to confirm everything if possible. That said this is still probably bullshit, and confirming this still isn't your job. If you want my two cents, give Landcleamer a chance to convince you of its authenticity at least. I'm sure you have high standards for what you'd accept as convincing proof, so either someone else will go out of their way to contribute something valid, or he can fail to do so and you can say no again. Worst case scenario, Steve Landcleamer turns out to be the weenest of ween trolls and goes through a lot of work to convince you of something fairly inconsequential that can be removed if it later turns out to be fake anyway. The way I see it, this isn't a real problem for you either way. Let the monkey dance. Also, your insulting summaries were hilarious. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 02:12, 21 June 2012 (PDT)
:*I forgot to add in the summary that our friend Steve here wanted to be let into PVCC on the basis of this "startling" revelation. As I've said before, "no shit is too minor" should mean that we don't overlook things, not that we need to get third party confirmation on everything. Anyone who's familiar with Chris knows that his memory isn't totally accurate and he's been known to bullshit. Given that Chris has called Michael Synder a Jew, does this mean we have to contact Michael Synder and confirm whether or not he is a Jew? Do we need to contact Mary Lee Walsh to make sure she's not in fact secretly a witch planning on banning true love from Virginia? It should be pretty obvious that Johnson probably isn't a pedophile, and what does his admission of not being a pedophile say? He could be lying for all we know, I'm not saying he's a pedophile, he probably isn't, but his admission of not being a pedophile shouldn't be startling. I mean, did you expect him to say "Chris got me, I'm a kiddy piddler, I love little boys and molesting them as they sit on my lap and I do horrible profane things to them." Of course the answer is "no," why do we need to have confirmation of this?
::As I've said before, I don't like people bothering Chris tangentially related to Chris about stuff. I think having known Chris is punishment enough, it doesn't help to have epic ween trolls like Steve here think they're gonna get into PVCC on the basis of harassing these people and asking them for information about Chris. I think it's pretty damn weird and spergy to do this, that is to contact people with tangential relations to Chris and ask them details about Chris. Someone on the CWCki Forums is like "No, it's not weird, it's just like liking any celebrity like the Kardashians." Here's the thing - I don't think celebrity magazines are hunting down the lady who served one of those Kardashian people coffee and doing a full length interview. It's bizarre, I would be weirded out if some person went up to and wanted me to tell them everything I know about some person I vaguely remember from years ago.
::This isn't exactly someone who served Chris coffee, it's a major figure in Christory.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 15:43, 23 June 2012 (PDT)
::Burden of proof is on Steve and he's on shakey ground. I don't trust him one bit. I don't like having things that could very easily be false on the CWCki because it hurts our reputation and people already distrust the CWCki as it is, I don't need to give them more reason to distrust it. I don't want to give people an incentive to make up fake bullshit and post it on the CWCki with the thought they'll be declared an epic ween troll for getting "new" "content" and that they'll get into PVCC and that mommy and daddy will finally love them because they'll no longer be wastes of human flesh.
::You have to REALLY convince me here, Steve. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:18, 21 June 2012 (PDT)
::*Hey, no objections from me. Steve wants to dig up trivial information to try and get into PVCC, that's his business. It's not like it would at all harm the CWCki to put up a single quote from the man if it does turn out to be true. Though really, you need to do something about the abundance of ween trolls trying to get into PVCC, or even just normal idiots desperately begging for it, like 16BitAlex. Maybe the guys in the forum itself or on IRC get a good laugh out of them, but I personally just get depressed when I see people like Stevey-boy cluttering the CWCki recent changes, desperately pursuing some unattainable goal by making bullshit edits and whining as hard as possible on talk pages. It wastes your time, it wastes mine, it's rather sad, and it's not even entertaining enough for the guys on /cwc/ to get more than a single thread from it. All in all, a pathetic affair for all involved. I would suggest temp-banning Pipecleaner if he continues to make a nuisance of himself after this, under your "Drama whoring" clause. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:13, 21 June 2012 (PDT)
::*Champ, you have my email. This might be a dumb idea on my part, but I'm willing to give you the facebook login information so you can see the message for yourself. I'm willing to trust you to not fuck with the account, just to go into the private messages and verify the authenticity. After that can I be allowed back to the cwicki forum, under the understanding that I'll never ask to join the PVCC again?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 07:50, 21 June 2012 (PDT)
::*I think /cwc/ has made a good point, a point I have, is that - what did you expect him to say? Of course he's going to say he didn't molest Chris, even if he did molest Chris he's not going to admit it to some stranger. So having him say that he didn't do it isn't saying much, because either way he'll deny it and that really doesn't add anything to the discussion. And like I said, given Chris's background, we know he exaggerates things, and that his recollection of events aren't always the most reliable, do we need to actually get confirmation of this?
:::Ignoring the issue you wanted to get into PVCC, I don't see what it really adds to the discussion. I also don't want to encourage people to hassle people connected to Chris to get information.
:::If people feel like it absolutely, positively must remain in the article, I'd say something like "From a Facebook message purportedly from Bruce Johnson..." or something like that so people can interpret it however they please. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:38, 22 June 2012 (PDT)
::*Alright, can we keep it in under that wording?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 06:34, 22 June 2012 (PDT)
::* How do we even know it was from Bruce anyway? I'm not doubting Steve Landcleamer has a message on his facebook, I'm 100% sure that if anyone where to get onto his facebook they would find said message...I'm doubting that it's Bruce. People have been faking to be people Chris knows for quite a while (like Megan), this wouldn't be a first.--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 09:10, 22 June 2012 (PDT)
::*Why would someone make an entire fake facebook account full of pictures and friends, on the random change that years after its creation someone recognizes them as Chris Chan's old principal, just so they can dish out false information? If that was the case surely they wouldn't have just said that Chris is a liar and insane.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 10:43, 22 June 2012 (PDT)
::*May I ask a question? Even if you did successfully contact Chris's old principal, why was the only thing you could ask "R u pedo lol?". The big questions about Chris's time at NGE are "Why was he sent to the principal?", "Why exactly did they record his screams, was it because he was a repeat offender?", "Why was he transferred there from Greene County Primary?", and "Were the principal's lap incident and scream recording incident the same incident?". Any of those would be worth adding to the CWCki, and it would have cleared away most of the fog surrounding the event. Instead you asked for information that everyone already knew. It's like you stumbled into a garden containing hundreds of delicious alien fruits and came back with a half-eaten ordinary banana.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 15:00, 22 June 2012 (PDT)
:::Firstly, if you read the screenshot, you'll see I did ask him what really went down with Chris being sent to his office and having his screams recorded. All Johnson says is Chris is liar. Secondly I figured asking private information out of the blue about a former student would get no answer, by connecting it to the fact that Chris is getting sued by Snyder (who he also claimed was a pedophile), the message comes across as a concerned citizen looking out for Mr. Johnson, rather than some creep obsessed with Chris, and thus got a reply.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 13:56, 23 June 2012 (PDT)
::*I would also add that just because the Facebook profile is full of pictures and friends doesn't mean it isn't fake. It could just be a -really- good fake. The kind of fake that leaves no obvious evidence that makes it easy to discern as a fake. As to why someone would have done it, stranger and less tactically sound things have happened, enough that I can conceive of and not be surprised by someone doing it for exactly the reasons you mentioned, regardless of the lack of point in doing so. -[[User:Perpetual Lurker|Perpetual Lurker]] 15:17, 22 June 2012 (PDT)
:::I will be happy to provide you a link to the facebook page, along with it's postings dating years back, and you still tell me this is can all be chalked up to an elaborate troll scheme.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 15:43, 23 June 2012 (PDT)
:::*You don't need to. I checked the page in its entirety (at least as much as I had access to) before I posted here, and did again before posting this. I think this is more of a difference of opinion than anything: the factors that convince you that it is real (profile in existence since 2008, existence of friends and wall posts, etc), don't automatically convince me. Like 4Macie said, if this is a fake, it is hardly the first time someone has done it. I'll also reiterate my opinion that a -really- good fake will not have any obvious signs that it is a fake. I'm not saying that the profile is fake, just that there isn't any compelling evidence that it isn't. My official position is that it exists, and people more savvy and/or more connected than I can verify the truth of it all if they choose to. Whether it is or it isn't, I'm inclined to agree with Champthom in that Bruce Johnson not being a pedophile is hardly an earth-shattering surprise. At best, it's just (allegedly) confirming something everybody but Chris already believed to be true. -[[User:Perpetual Lurker|Perpetual Lurker]] 17:51, 23 June 2012 (PDT)
::*Does anyone object to keeping this info under the wording Champ suggested, "From a Facebook message purportedly from Bruce Johnson..."? --[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 15:43, 23 June 2012 (PDT)
:::*I don't think we should put it on here at all until Champthom is convinced it's real. Also; epic ween, brah.. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 03:33, 25 June 2012 (PDT)

===My thoughts===
I think the wrong focus here is whether it's indeed real or not. Supposedly this Facebook profile has been around a while, has plenty of photos, etc. What motive is there for someone to go into such detail and for what purposes? It's pretty easy why someone would want to impersonate someone like Megan or someone Chris knew from high school - so Chris will see these people, decide to talk to them, and they'd then be able to troll Chris. What purpose is there for someone faking Bruce Johnson? Why would Chris decide to contact Bruce Johnson? I can only really imagine Chris deciding 1) to look up Johnson and 2) taking the effort to contact him mostly to say something like "You molested me you pedofork!" and mind you, Chris is pretty lazy so he wouldn't go to that much hassle. So we have to possibilities - 1) someone has planned since 2008 to troll Chris and has created a believable Facebook profile, all for the motive of trolling Chris or 2) it's actually Bruce Johnson. Occam's razor would suggest the latter.

I think the real issue here is - how can we be sure it's real or not? There's no way of knowing whether this is real or not. Are we supposed to take Steve's word for it? What's to stop other people from making similar claims? People love making shit up about Chris and using that as a way to get attention for themselves or in Steve's case, to try and get into PVCC. The CWCki was designed purposely to separate truth and fact and that's why I take this sort of thing seriously, namely that I don't like things of dubious origins to be cited as facts on here.

But also, let's consider - why the hell is this so damn important? I mean, it's just Steve saying "Chris says you're a pedophile" and Johnson says "No I'm not." Is that really startling? Will this totally change the way we look at Chris's claim? You know what? Even if he was a pedophile, do you really expect him to admit to a strange he molested children? So his confession says nothing really. I think that a reader of the CWCki should be familiar with Chris's track record with memory in that he tends to remember things in his favor (like that he was a Pokemon gym leader vs. Lucas and Mimms's claim that he only did it one time when all the regular people were out), plus that [[Wikipedia:Repressed_memory|repressed memories]] in general can be dubious and that it's very easy to construct pseudo-memories. Let's be VERY generous and let's say that Chris was indeed molested by Bruce Johnson. Does this really excuse his homophobia? I'd say no. True, it'd be a more valid reason than thinking that you can "turn" gay but I think that really only justifies not liking one particular gay person. Let's say a black person robs me - does this justify me being racist to all black people? No, that'd be silly, just because one particular black person harmed me doesn't mean I should hate blacks as a groups. Same thing applies to Chris and gays.

Side note - Steve, don't break up one of my posts, because it looks like you wrote that whole bit when I in fact did.

In regards to your comment, you're right, this isn't like someone serving coffee - it's much weirder. It's more like if a complete stranger approached you on the street and asked you about the guy who sat two seats in back of you in English class and demanding you tell them every single detail about them. No, Chris isn't a celebrity, he's our bizarre obsession and we need to be honest with ourselves, it's sorta weird. If it wasn't for trolling, Chris would be an ordinary, dull person, albeit with some eccentricities but just an ordinary person who you might look at a few extra seconds if you were to pass him by but not a celebrity by normal standards. If you think it's normal to contact people who vaguely know people from ages ago and ask them for every single detail about said person, they'd probably think you're some sort of stalker or there's something mental with you.

So should we have this tidbit on the article? Like I said, I don't think it really adds anything. If it's generating this much furious debate, I don't think it'd be wise to include it. This isn't about me not being convinced, it's about not convincing the CWCki community as a whole. Like I said, I don't think we're losing out on anything major here.

Those are my thoughts at least. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:20, 25 June 2012 (PDT)

Why not include it? Isn't there an inherent interest to here Johnson's response even though it is what we'd assume it would be? It can only make an article stronger. Take for example a New York Times article about an alleged criminal, it will always make a note that they contacted the accused, even if the person simply replies with a refusal to comment.

Including Johnson's comments in the article helps verify what people suspect about Chris (he made this incident up). Isn't further information/confirmation better than none?

As far as proving the facebook message was not some photoshop, I'm still offering Champ access to the acount so that I can prove I am not doctoring things (and if I was wouldn't you expect the details to be a lot juicier?)--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 17:41, 25 June 2012 (PDT)
::: Seriously, why are you trying so hard for this? I'm pretty sure anyone who reads what Chris thinks about Bruce would naturally assume that Bruce didn't actually touch Chris inappropriately and that Chris's screams were not recorded for Bruce's amusement... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:15, 25 June 2012 (PDT)
:::I've already explained myself. What is the harm in including it?--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 06:46, 26 June 2012 (PDT)

So would you like the account info? I'd like to definitively prove that this is real and move on.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 17:26, 27 June 2012 (PDT)

* I don't think anyone doubts that you received the message, the uncertainty lies in whether the account you received it from is genuine which cannot be proved by someone logging into your FB account. And also whether it's important enough to go on the CWCki anyway. [[User:Samboy|Samboy]] 02:07, 28 June 2012 (PDT)

The what's wrong with the wording Champ suggested, "From a Facebook message purportedly from Bruce Johnson..."? We've already established that there's an incredibly slim chance that it's a fake account, and this would reflect that small margin of error.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 06:41, 28 June 2012 (PDT)

* Ehhhh ... I'm still inclined to basically agree with Champ in the respect that this isn't really all that important and we're not losing out on anything major by not including it. I too also wonder why you're so insistent on this. Is this really so important that it's been worth the eight days of discussion thus far? That it's worth giving your Facebook info to someone to prove the authenticity of a point that is almost unanimously considered too minor to really be worth the effort? Which to me, I might add, seems an awful lot like something -Chris- would do, or would have done in the past. Honestly, the more you insist on having this put in the CWCki, the more skeptical I am and the more I feel that, for you, this is less about documenting things related to Chris and more about trying to boost your cred and adding more contributions to your credit. Or, like Champ already pointed out, trying to get into PVCC. Near as I can figure, the only one who is determined to see this in the CWCki is you. --[[User:Perpetual Lurker|Perpetual Lurker]] 12:52, 28 June 2012 (PDT)
**This. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 05:39, 29 June 2012 (PDT)

*Alright fine, you don't want it, I'll stop pushing it. Champ can you let me back on the message board? I didn't violate any rules and it's been two weeks already.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 20:05, 29 June 2012 (PDT)
:*You broke the rule about being a sperg. If you wanna go talk about Chris, why not try /cwc/? I'm sure they'll love you there.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:45, 29 June 2012 (PDT)
:*That's okay I'm content without being a member of either and just editing the cwicki.--[[User:Steve Landcleamer|Steve Landcleamer]] 19:08, 30 June 2012 (PDT)

====Help me out.====

I want to put this up as the video of the now but I'm not sure how. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r868reAYD4&feature=g-u-u[[User:Blaziken|Blaziken]]

== Ban [[User:Ireece1|this fag]] ==
You won't make me a mod, so get on it. Reason is vandalism. Check his user contributions. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 09:23, 31 August 2012 (PDT)
*Not seeing it, all he did was say that 789chan was down (it's not anymore). Not sure what you're talking about.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:35, 31 August 2012 (PDT)
*He implied a permanent closure when there was none. So my mistake, not vandalism. Inserting false information into pages. Still ban him. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 12:05, 31 August 2012 (PDT)
:*/cwc/ was down for a while and had a domain parking site in its place, it'd be easy to assume it's closed. A hasty assumption, but not inserting false information. Just revert since it's not the case and move on.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:01, 31 August 2012 (PDT)
::* *stress sigh* Fine. I'll let it go this time. But I still believe you're not nearly harsh enough. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 08:53, 2 September 2012 (PDT)

== banned ==

My IP is permabanned on the CWCki forum...this was the reason: "Multiple Ban Evasions - Keep Your Cool :) " I was told to come here and grovel before you.

== Missed a pic ==

[[http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Hello.jpg]]

The vandal from earlier uploaded Goatse here as well. [[User:Cleaner|Cleaner]] 07:49, 17 September 2012 (PDT)

^ Ditto. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 00:05, 22 September 2012 (PDT)

== New Article ==

What do you think? Ready for prime time? [[User:Lumber/Chris and brand loyalty]]. --[[User:Lumber|Lumber]] 11:30, 1 October 2012 (PDT)

== New Article ==

What do you think? Ready for prime time? [[User:Lumber/Brand Loyalty]]. --[[User:Lumber|Lumber]] 11:32, 1 October 2012 (PDT)
*I was going to say, I'm usually reluctant to add another "Chris and..." article as I think they tend to be too speculatory at times. But I think this is a decent topic, as I've seen Chris's brand loyalty brought up from time to time on forums, though usually it's some component of it (like "Why is Chris so dedicated to Sonic?") and it's been a while since we've had an article of this caliber written. It's not perfect, but then again I don't think any article on the site is perfect. It looks like you did your homework, as did the other people who contributed to the article. So why the hell not? Go for it, dude. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:21, 2 October 2012 (PDT)

== Ban Evasion ==

Ban Evasion for What???? I had over 100 posts and had been here for more than a month. I posted in the Cwcki forum inquiring about posting on the General Forum and Smoked Daddy sent me a link to the General Forum to make a formal request. Smoked Daddy approved my request and I was initially able to post in the General Forum. I sent a message to Smoked Daddy saying the problem was resolved.

Because Smoked Daddy was new and somewhat unfamiliar with the technical side of this of the CWCki, the General Forum denied me access after replying to one thread and was no longer able to post. I sent another message to Smoked Daddy informing him that I still had a problem posting in the General Forum. I tried to log in to the forums this morning and saw I was permanently banned. -[[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 06:52, 22 October 2012 (PDT)
*You've been banned before, you know why I banned you before, you don't ban evade on my forum (i.e. sign up for a new account). Take it like a man instead of ban evading like a pussy. I don't care if Smokedaddy was okay with it, you've been banned before and you're still banned, don't think you're that clever. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:55, 22 October 2012 (PDT)

Clever about what Champ? Are you implying there was some sort of subterfuge when I registered a new account? I registered a new account '''after''' you lifted the ban (from the 789chan controversy) to avoid any more controversy with my old name on the forum.

I openly stated this right on your userpage under the topic "Permanent Ban". It's still there and was there ever since registered the new account. You must have known I was the same person I registered with the same name, same address, same birthdate and the same hyperlink to my webpage.
This was right on my profile. Surely you check your userpage on regular basis.

On second thought: If it makes you feel better thinking I conspired against you, go ahead and enjoy your forum -[[User:Kengel1021|Kengel1021]] 10:55, 23 October 2012 (PDT)

== ban evasion? ==

I'm confused as to why I'm banned from the forum. I never tried to register another name or anything. I wasn't a trouble maker and never had to be warned.

== Forums are offline ==

It looks like something bad might have happened to them.[[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 18:11, 6 November 2012 (PST)

User talk:CompyRex

2012-10-15T03:46:10Z

CompyRex:

What vandalism? I just thought my description would be more accurate.
*Please sign your posts. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 20:46, 14 October 2012 (PDT)

==Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia==
Playing it cool involves leaving the CWCki article alone, the only reason anyone was able to edit it was because the protection reached its limit and it was unlocked automatically. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 21:08, 29 July 2011 (PDT)
*Understood, thanks for telling me. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 21:10, 29 July 2011 (PDT)
*No worries. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 23:02, 29 July 2011 (PDT)

==August 2011==
the quotations have a hidden meaning please dont remove them k thanks --[[User:ToastyDaMosty|ToastyDaMosty]]
*Understood, no problem. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 20:10, 8 August 2011 (PDT)

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2012-10-15T03:31:21Z

CompyRex: fixing jcrowleys absentminded vandalism

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User:CompyRex

2012-07-13T04:02:07Z

CompyRex:

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{{Hex-Box}}{{Black}}{{GrammarNazi}}{{Transcriber}}{{ClydeCash}}{{krapplefag}}{{Americunt}}

</div>
[[Image:TimeVoid.jpg]]

== Official Thoughts of Various Trolls about Vince Vaughn: ==

[[Asperchu|Alec]]: "He's a douchebag who always plays the same exact character in every film - a guy who hasn't slept in three nights and who is annoyed and cynical about everything. Still, I liked Old School.

For the record, I hate Will Farrell way worse."

[[Kacey]]: ""vince vaughn. I liked him when he was in a lot of things. I don't really get to see a lot of movies/tv shows though.""

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|K7cTKaArahA}}
| Stardate = March 30, 2011
| Maker = CompyRex
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
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RIP BOB

User:CompyRex

2012-07-13T03:57:26Z

CompyRex:

<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358x;">
{{Hex-Box}}{{Black}}{{GrammarNazi}}{{Transcriber}}{{ClydeCash}}{{krapplefag}}{{Americunt}}

</div>
[[Image:TimeVoid.jpg]]

Official Thoughts of Various Trolls about Vince Vaughn:

Alec: "He's a douchebag who always plays the same exact character in every film - a guy who hasn't slept in three nights and who is annoyed and cynical about everything. Still, I liked Old School.

For the record, I hate Will Farrell way worse."

Kacey: ""vince vaughn. I liked him when he was in a lot of things. I don't really get to see a lot of movies/tv shows though.""

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| name = Chris-Chan Did 9/11
| video = {{#ev:youtube|K7cTKaArahA}}
| Stardate = March 30, 2011
| Maker = CompyRex
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}</center>

RIP BOB

You're Always Pretty

2012-02-26T02:55:47Z

CompyRex:

'''You're Always Pretty''' (leaked as '''hyigybybbhgy''') is a video Chris took of his [[Barb]] eating at [[McDonalds]] while making small talk and exchanging strange compliments . It is the first of it's kind; an extremely candid look at Chris's mother, who has not yet appeared in his [[YouTube]] videos. The video was leaked on 25 [[February 2012]].

==Video==

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| name = You're Always Pretty
| video = {{#ev:youtube|aUG3rVfilH4}}
| stardate =
| subject = Food
| style =
| saga = {{Tomgirl}}
| shirt = Not visible
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

=== Transcript ===

[Barb and Chris sit at a table eating fast food. Chris has apparently just brought out his camera and set it down.]

Chris: All. (?)

Barb: [Laughing] So you got your digital camera?

Chris: Mm yeah. Just a little something there..

Barb: Who- who're you gonna take pictures of?

Chris: Uuh.. Just you.. 'Cause I love you!

Barb: [Laughing] Oh, okay.

Chris: Yeah.. Yeah.. So, you having fun today? Are we having fun right now?

Barb: I'm eating.

Chris: Mmm'kay. Y'know, you're very pretty. You're ''always'' pretty!

Barb: Thank you.. [Inaudible].

Chris: Hm? What? Yeah. The shirt I picked out from the Goodwill the 'udder day. Yeah. [[Chris and Music|I'm free as a bird! And this bird you cannot change!]]

Barb: Enjoy your food.

Chris: Yes.

==See also==

{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]

November 2011

2011-11-05T03:49:18Z

CompyRex: Consistency

'''November 2011''' will likely be a quiet month. Judging by [[Chris|Chris']] lack of recent activity, the [[Calling Out]] saga might be over, aborted or postponed. Chris may still be mourning [[Bob|his father]]. It will likely be part of a string of very quiet, uneventful months in late 2011, the previous ones being [[September 2011|September]] and [[October 2011|October]].

==Events==

4 November - Purported Photos of [[Michael Snyder]] are Released.

List of toys

2011-11-02T01:38:45Z

CompyRex:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{Quality}}
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|400px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]].]]

Chris has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in [[Chris's room|his room]]; this page lists them. Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Daughter|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>

==[[Lego]]==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$123'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling [[anime]] freaks to Lego. which made it the perfect theme for Chris.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic| Doc Ock's [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

===Total===
Assuming recommended retail prices (RRP) the total comes to at least:
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Total'''
|$515
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Transformers: Generation One===
[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$100 (median)
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|}
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''212'''
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''323'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|}

===''Transformers: Dark of [[the Moon]]''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$24'''
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}
===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

==Total==
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Optimus Prime '''
|'''$874 (at least)'''
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls and men worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italiacs are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (Educait)
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-)
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest)
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (Ty Game)
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (BoottomBeck)
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (Honeysumerah and Modest Manna)
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (Cheroki-Chan)
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (Linnhadey and Federico)
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Grand Total==
And this isn't even counting all the crap we can't see or are unable to catalogue....
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Grand Total'''
|'''$1,739
|}

==References==
<references/>

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2011-11-02T01:36:49Z

CompyRex:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{Quality}}
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|400px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]].]]

Chris has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in [[Chris's room|his room]]; this page lists them. Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Daughter|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>

==[[Lego]]==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$123'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling [[anime]] freaks to Lego. which made it the perfect theme for Chris.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic| Doc Ock's [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

===Total===
Assuming recommended retail prices (RRP) the total comes to at least:
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Total'''
|$515
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Transformers: Generation One===
[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$100 (median)
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|}
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''212'''
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Thunderclash
|$8 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''323'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|}

===''Transformers: Dark of [[the Moon]]''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$24'''
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}
===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

==Total==
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Optimus Prime '''
|'''$874 (at least)'''
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls and men worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italiacs are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (Educait)
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-)
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest)
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (Ty Game)
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (BoottomBeck)
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (Honeysumerah and Modest Manna)
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (Cheroki-Chan)
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (Linnhadey and Federico)
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Grand Total==
And this isn't even counting all the crap we can't see or are unable to catalogue....
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Grand Total'''
|'''$1,739
|}

==References==
<references/>

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2011-11-02T01:35:22Z

CompyRex:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{Quality}}
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|400px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]].]]

Chris has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in [[Chris's room|his room]]; this page lists them. Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Daughter|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>

==[[Lego]]==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$123'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling [[anime]] freaks to Lego. which made it the perfect theme for Chris.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic| Doc Ock's [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

===Total===
Assuming recommended retail prices (RRP) the total comes to at least:
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Total'''
|$515
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Transformers: Generation One===
[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$100 (median)
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|}

|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|}
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}
===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''212'''
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Thunderclash
|$8 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''323'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|}

===''Transformers: Dark of [[the Moon]]''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$24'''
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}
===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

==Total==
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Optimus Prime '''
|'''$874 (at least)'''
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls and men worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italiacs are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (Educait)
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-)
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest)
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (Ty Game)
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (BoottomBeck)
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (Honeysumerah and Modest Manna)
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (Cheroki-Chan)
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (Linnhadey and Federico)
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Grand Total==
And this isn't even counting all the crap we can't see or are unable to catalogue....
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Grand Total'''
|'''$1,739
|}

==References==
<references/>

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2011-10-30T03:34:58Z

CompyRex:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{Quality}}
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|400px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]].]]

Chris has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in [[Chris's room|his room]]; this page lists them. Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Daughter|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>

==[[Lego]]==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$123'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling [[anime]] freaks to Lego. which made it the perfect theme for Chris.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1''[[Merried Seinor Comic| Doc Ock's [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

===Total===
Assuming recommended retail prices (RRP) the total comes to at least:
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Total'''
|$515
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush

===Figures===

Jazwares [[Tails]]

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]

ReSaurus [[Rose]]

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island [[Shadow]]

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Transformers: Generation One===
[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$100 (median)
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|}
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}
===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''212'''
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Thunderclash
|$8 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''323'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|}

===''Transformers: Dark of [[the Moon]]''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$24'''
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}
===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

==Total==
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Optimus Prime '''
|'''$874 (at least)'''
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls and men worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italiacs are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (Educait)
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-)
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest)
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (Ty Game)
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (BoottomBeck)
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (Honeysumerah and Modest Manna)
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (Cheroki-Chan)
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (Linnhadey and Federico)
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Grand Total==
And this isn't even counting all the crap we can't see or are unable to catalogue....
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Grand Total'''
|'''$1,739
|}

==References==
<references/>

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2011-10-09T15:27:02Z

CompyRex: Bunch of autistics 'round here...

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{Quality}}
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|400px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]].]]

Chris has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in [[Chris's room|his room]]; this page lists them. Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Daughter|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>

==[[Lego]]==

===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776-1'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' Hospital
|$50
|-
|''6337-1'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240-1'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$123'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling [[anime]] freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712-1'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881-1'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097-1'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975-1'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===Spider-Man===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856-1'' Doc Ock's Hideout
|$50
|}

===Star Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' Tie Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106-1'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

===Total===
Assuming recommended retail prices (RRP) the total comes to at least:
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Total'''
|$515
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern Knuckles plush

===Figures===

Jazwares Tails

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the Cat

ReSaurus Rose

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island Dr Eggman

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island Shadow

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Transformers Generation One===
[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75–$125 from an online retailer.
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$100 (median)
|}

===Transformers Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|}
Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)

===Transformers Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}
===Transformers Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''212'''
|}

===Transformers Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''12'''
|}

===Transformers Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Override
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Thunderclash
|$8 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|$'''323'''
|}

===Transformers (2007 Movie)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|}

===Transformers Dark of the Moon===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$24'''
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|}
===Transformers Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|}

===Transformers Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

==Total==
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Optimus Prime '''
|'''$874 (at least)'''
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls and men worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italiacs are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (Educait)
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-)
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest)
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (Ty Game)
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (BoottomBeck)
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (Honeysumerah and Modest Manna)
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (Cheroki-Chan)
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (Linnhadey and Federico)
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Grand Total==
And this isn't even counting all the crap we can't see or are unable to catalogue....
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Grand Total'''
|'''$1739
|}

==References==
<references/>

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

Duck

2011-09-26T02:05:31Z

CompyRex:

{{Incomplete}}
{{Honest}}
[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and his duck in the comics. Traced for authenticity<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Comics]]</ref>]]
[[Image:Duck_edited.jpg|thumb|left]]

{{quote|ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp.|Chris, on his duck.<ref>[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3]]</ref>}}

{{quote|MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!|Chris, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]}}

'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s own penis. (The genitalia of other males, and [[Silvana|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickles]].) This neologism was originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick", but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

==Chris and his duck==
[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Indeed a monster.]]
[[Image:BentDuck.jpg|thumb|right|Another example of a bent duck]]
Chris's penis is bent at a [[Nudes|horrifying 45° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease|Peyronie's disease]], or that he did it to himself by [[mass debating]] improperly, resulting in what's known medically as a [[Wikipedia:Fractured penis|fractured penis]]. In any case, [[sex]] would be a painful experience for him.

Chris proudly claims his penis is six inches (15 cm) long.<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref> He even [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_the_CWCki#8_May.2C_03:09_-_03:16|edited]] the CWCki at one point to remove a bit of piping that suggested otherwise. His claim appears highly unlikely, however, even if he measured both segments. From the looks of it, especially with the bend, Chris's cock is smaller than average. He has attempted to enlarge it with [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

Knowing that Chris is a pathological liar, he's probably just trying to impress "da ladiez," and is overcompensating. On the off-chance that Chris is indeed not lying, he still proves that having a big penis isn't everything.

Chris at least understands that his penis is of no more than average size, and he apparently regrets this fact. In [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png|an e-mail]] to [[Evan]] during their feud over [[Simonla Rosechu]], he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: "There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you."

Toward the very end of his [[Jackie E-mails 23|communications with Jackie]], Chris claimed that his penis has grown larger and straightened itself out since it was last photographed for public consumption. Determining the likelihood of this occurrence will be left as an exercise for the reader. however, in one of the recently (as of 29 April 2011) leaked [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] [[:File:TG20.jpg|images]] his penis is still visibly [[lie|bent]].

Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his [[Wikipedia:pubic hair|pubic hair]]. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case, it just exposes even more ghostly pale skin.

In a [[Cwcsicle|video]] made sometime in the winter of 2008-2009, Chris nearly gave his duck frostbite by sticking it in snow for 15 minutes.

==References by Chris==
[[Image:1256079873949.jpg|thumb|Anatomical analysis of the duck.]]
*One of the annotations from [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]] is "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"
*In his final [[SingStar_Challenge#Video_11|SingStar Challenge]] song, "Smell Yo Dick" (as chosen by [[CChanSonichuCWC]]), he attempts to circumvent his own rules about not changing lyrics by saying ''duck'' instead of ''dick.''
*Chris occasionally forgoes substituting the word "duck" for "dick" when he is talking dirty with a gal-pal (such as in one of the [[Kacey]] chats) or angry (in one of the [[White Knight emails]], he referred to how trolls made fanart featuring [[Rosechu]] with "an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, DICK!!!!!!!")
*In an [[IRC (24 October 2008)|IRC chat]] from October 2008, Chris said, concerning [[Jimmy Hill]], "I hope he loses his duck." This is an unusual example of Chris using "duck" to refer to a penis not his own.

==Sauces==
<references />

==See also==
* [[Nudes]]
* [[Pickle]]
* [[Comeuppance]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

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2011-09-25T03:35:29Z

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What video is this from? [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 20:35, 24 September 2011 (PDT)

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2011-09-25T03:34:42Z

CompyRex: Blanked the page

File:Rapey Stare.jpg

2011-09-25T03:34:28Z

CompyRex:

What video is this from? [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 20:34, 24 September 2011 (PDT)

User talk:IwegalBadnik

2011-09-11T03:56:45Z

CompyRex:

i'm so calling the cops on you nigger --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 09:55, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==Sept. 6==
Righto, didn't catch that error. Thanks. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 20:56, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

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2011-09-11T03:29:46Z

CompyRex: For Bob...

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User:CompyRex

2011-09-11T02:28:12Z

CompyRex:

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RIP BOB

Christopher Paul Whitney reveal

2011-08-30T20:58:29Z

CompyRex:

'''Christopher Paul Whitney reveal''' is a video uploaded by CWCvilleProductions on 30 [[August 2011]], and part of the [[Calling Out]] series. In this video, Chris deflates the big fat balloon of [[Alec Benson Leary]] a day ahead of schedule.

Chris-chan reveals the real face behind Asperchu then proceeds to spend the remainder of the video mocking Alec by [[Random Access Humor|beatboxing]], eating pizza, and [[Chris and Hypocrisy|calling Alec fat]].

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| name = Christopher Paul Whitney reveal
| video = {{#ev:youtube|s8wuTuzw-84}}
| stardate = 30 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Asperchu|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Response to ADF]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===

'Tis another fine day -- for REVEALING -- 'cuz I have not heard 'nything from ''[applies pedo-glasses]'' Alec Benson Leary, also known as Christopher, annnnnd the due date has been reached! It is time for total...rev-yellation! ''[Chris spins the camera to show Alec's profile on the TV]''

Alec Benson Leary. His real name is Christopher Paul [[Obesity|"Fat Man"]] Whit-neeyyy! From Antonio Tetsas- San Antonio, Texas. Age: 36. [[Chris_and_money#But_wait.2C_Chris_isn.27t_employed.21|Unemployed and on welfare!]] His interest include: hot tubbing, [[video games]], retirement, [[Hex Box|Xbox]], folk music, theft and frauuud, milk, comics and dip. Aannnnd (operatic) ''eating onliiiiine!''

He's responsible for Asperchu, asperpedia, and all mockings and slanders associated, and copyright infringement, upon my own characters of sonichu and--and asperchu somewhere else. He also has ties wit da Game Place, do-nay-shuns...and what not.

Yeah. He's that famous, hot-tubbin' fat man on youtube, makin' mud...and eating online! And recently, he ate a whole block a cheese! ([[Homos|Gay]] voice) ''A whole block of cheeeeeeese!''

''[Chris mimes using turntables for a couple of seconds while beatboxing]'' Awh-Awh--Awh--shidonzi! Awh-Awh--Awh--shidonzi! Awh-Awh--Awh--shidonzi! Aw, yeah! Awh-Shidonzi! Awh-Awh--Awh--shidonzi! Aw, yeah!

And now for the salt on the wound! [[SpaghettiRoutine|I will be eating online! For the once-time, this time!]] To be enjoyed! Ha-haa! We have here a cheese-stuffed [[Chris_and_health#Nutrition|microwaveable pepperoni pizza!]] [[Recycling|And a can of ''tea!'']] Let the feast begin!

''[Chris devours the pizza, munching on it for a minute before holding up the remains to the camera]'' Cheesy goodness, within the crust! ''[Chris eats the rest, cleans his hands with a paper towel and drinks the tea]'' Mmm, that was ''good!'' ''[Chris repeats the incomprehensible beatboxing segment]''

[[Obesity#Denial|One big difference! He's ''fat!'' Iiiiii'm thin]]!

And believe it or not, he's even fatter than [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]! Of which, he has met the deadline, with his apology video, and left the internet for good, so nothing else will be revealed about him! So live in peace, Master Tito! But, Christopher Paul, your big fat balloon has been deflated! ''[Chris mimes a balloon being popped]'' Stay tuned.

==Sauces==

<references/>

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Calling Out

2011-08-24T04:28:29Z

CompyRex:

'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of [[videos]] [[Chris]] uploaded between 6-23 [[August 2011]], following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].

These videos showcase Chris's [[Tomgirl]] look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent. [[Chris and cinematography|Chris's camerawork]] in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, [[Barbara|Cloverfield]]-like viewing experience.

== Calling Out "Tito" - Don ==
In this video, also known as '''101 2461''', Chris announces his return to the [[Internet]]. He claims to have information regarding the true identity of various trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka "Don"). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of a photograph of what he claims is the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.

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| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}, {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[100 2357.MOV]]
| next = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Easily trolled by annnyooooneee.jpg|thumb|"... They could be easily trolled back by aaanyone." Intimidated?]]
[''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right'']

Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. [[Chris and Ego|Y'all should know me by now]], if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] and the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric hedgehog Pokemon]]. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a [[My Little Pony|TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series]]... it is not meant to be taken otherwise in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|any adulterous forms]].

[''Jerks camera around more'']

And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate [[Chris and negotiation|negotiations]] and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years... in the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have ''information'' of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first [[Chris and English|among chopping block]] I would like to ensue, [[Surfshack Tito|'''Surfshack Tito''']]... or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total [[Obesity|fat person]], but [[Random Access Humor|he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison]]. In fact, with his looks, he could be a [[Inos|Rasta]] Buddha! And I show you only a fragment of the [[speech impediment|pho-to-graph]]. [''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']

Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review- reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, [[Chris and negotiation|YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS]]! And they are listed as such....

I want you to come forward with- come forward with your participation in, uh, [[PlayStation Network]] hackings... directly to [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a ''live video'', unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option that you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to... Sony and [[Chris and english|mess up]] for hacking into the PlayStation Network at all, [[Chris and Reality|'cause I know you are responsible for that]].

And also, I would you to, in that- within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my [[Gal pal|ex-girlfriend]] Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me... and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my... past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or [[Megan|ill tidings]] between people. ''(Pauses)'' And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.

But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would like- also like you to set to-send me via U.S. Mail, ''ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH''. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long, small white... envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ''ALL'' of the -cre-''ALL'' of the pages on the website known as the [[CWCki]] that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well. And lastly, from this point, after you have done these things, I would like you, ''Don'' of ''Michigan'', to leave me, my life, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my [[SonichuBabies|friends]] ''alone''. To be, for the rest of our lives, in peace.

I leave that up to you [[Speech Impediment|Surussshack Tito]]. Expect another video in the near fu- in the near future of another troll that I am well aware of. Thank you.

== Tito's official response ==
In a clear attempt to meet Chris's demands, Tito produced a video in which he explains what lengths he is prepared to go to in order to prevent Chris from releasing his personal information. This video was acknowledged by Chris the following day.
==== Video ====
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| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]
| maker = Surfshack Tito
| subject = Response to Chris's Demands
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{{quote|This is official, true, and honest.}}

===== Transcript =====
Heh, hey, little cuz, uh, or, uh, [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] if you prefer. It's me, uh, Tito, or Don, um. Listen man, I got some sand in the [[Navy|potato salad]] this time; you caught me, cuz. I- I admit it. I sold the security files of [[Sony|Sony]] to the hackers and I'll, uh I'll get you the money! I'll get you the thousand dollars, and the interest! Just don't- just don't release that video, eh with the picture of me, just don't do anymore, man! I'll, uh, I'll do anything, I'll be your [[Niggos|slave]] for a whole week if I have to. I got people after me, I can't have them finding out who I am, just, just be a cuz, man, and-and-and- and don't let me down. I won't let you down.

== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
In this video, Chris calls out Thorg (aka "Jeremy", aka [[CWCki]] user [[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]]) and again sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents. Despite his interest in [[Tomgirl|appearing and acting like a woman]], Chris demands that Thorg let the people of New York City know that he likes [[China|China]].

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Fh0p9WXRDc}}
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
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| next = [[#Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"]]
}}

===Transcript===
Hello, once again, the Internet! I have returned with another troll, cyberbull-y, that I am ware- aware of who he is in real life. I br- I called to your attention Master Thorg, T-H-O-R-G, or as he [is] known in real life, Jeremy, within Canada.

He is a pizza-faced [[Chris and Religion|atheist]]. You can find him possibly in a video game store. I leave the specifics disclosed at this time. And, here is a sample of ''his'' [[Speech Impediment|pho-to-graph]].

[''Chris points the camera to the television showing half the face of a man. He then returns the camera to him.'']

Now, Jeremy, let's you and I [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|talk business]] now. My demands are as follows:

Because I know and well awa- and I [am] well aware that you have Photoshopped me into that damned [[:File:Gaybar.png|gay bar]] and uploaded it- have it- you had it uploaded upon the [[20_December_2009#One_of_these_things_is_not_like_the_others|billboards]] in New York City within some time ago. I would like you to make a public apology with your face, you may blur your face out as well, but I would like the statement to follow it:

"That you are- that it is a correction that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am [[Homos|STRAIGHT]], and I have never ever been in a damned gay bar ''ever.''"

And I want that uploaded among the New York City billboards, and I want them left up there for one whole week, from one Sunday to the following Saturday. One, whole, week. Seven. days.

And that I- and also within the statements I would like you to know that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am an [[Chris and anger|all-around good-natured person]], and that I am to be treated and respected as a normal person. I am not a bad person; I do not like to be treated or thought of as a bad person, as I have been made out to be within the [[Trolls|trolls]], including yourself, Jeremy, within your [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|smearing]] and hate campaigns of my name.

My next demand: I would like you to remove all of your pages as well from the CWCki, including every last page and image that you have put up there talking about the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|Tomboy/Tomgirl forum of Virginia]]. Remove them all, as well as your contributions to any pages. And then beyond that after having completed all that, I would like you as well to leave me, my life, my family, and my friends, alone, and at peace, to live our lives respectively as well. I'll leave you all with that. Stay tuned for another revealed troll... or slightly revealed, as I am ON THE PAYBACK! [''laughs maniacally'']

I win.

== Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" ==
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands, lest [[jerkops|the authorities]] intervene: 31 August, 2011.

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| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]
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| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
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| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
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| next = [[#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Jerks around the camera and makes a wide-eyed, blank face'']

I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- [[Surfshack Tito|Surfshack Tito]] and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will b- each be trolled by your own trolls, and the [[Jerkops|police]] will catch up with you.

So, each of you. Meet my demands. Before August 31st... 2011.

[''Fumbles with the camera again, [[Chris and cinematography|almost dropping it]]'']

== Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher ==
Three days later, Chris posted a fourth video, calling out [[Alec Benson Leary]]. He's dropped the request for money and billboards, but now demands that Alec, Tito and Thorg [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]]. He later delivers tirade concerning the [[GAMe PLACe]] and its owner, which culminates in accusing [[Michael Snyder]] of being a child molester. Chris's [[speech impediment|poor speaking skills]] are quite prevalent in this video, as he repeats the words "essentially" and "associated" numerous times. He also manages to repeat the ever-classic "My mommy- my family" line from one of his [[For My Sweetest Ivy|videos for Ivy]].

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| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
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| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}
| previous = [[#Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
| next = [[It's not that cold]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
Hello, again, once again. I am here to make another [[trolls|troll]] [[speech impediment|esspos]]e as I have found anudder one amongst the bunch... the bunches! The one called [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Learec- Leary]] is not who he appears to be, and certainly is NOT an original creator of [[Asperchu|Asperchu]]. In fact, he is not even [[Aspergers|AsPERGIAN]]! He does not have Aspergers, and he’s another [[Chris|fatty]] [[Barbara|fat]] [[Robert Chandler|fat]] [[Sammy|fat]] [[Hambeast|fat]]... [[Desi|fat]]. Aaand just le—and I do NOT have a script. I have notes.

[''Holds up a piece of lined paper and a piece of red construction paper'']

I have notes and I form my own script. Anyway, he also has ties with the, uh, [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby]] place of which he makes donaations, of wid- which I have another esspose about the Game Place. First, here is his closeup.

[''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']

Now let’s talk... oh yeah, his real name is Christopher. So, [[Homos|Cha-ris]], let’s talk business now. What I would like from you… is essentially a live video apology for all the wrongs you have done to me over the [[Internet|innernet]] including the [[Chris and Copyright|copyright infringement on my Sonichu]] with your CHEAP, poor excuse for a 9-year-old... Asperchu, you immature [[JERKS|jerk]]! And then, I want you to leave the internet for good, and leave me and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|my mom—and my family]]... and friends at peace.

Also, on that note, I wish to make a correction to my demands with [[Surfshack Tito|Don]] and Jeremy. Essentially I have lear- Essentially I have learned from my esteemed colleague associates that [[Chris and the Law|apparently it is extortion]] to request [[Spanish|mucho dinero]], plus the billboard is no longer in effect. So therefore, I essentially still want Don to come forward with his video to Sony and to me publicly apologizing and everything, and the same goes to Jeremy. Public video apology, and both of y’all have to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my family and friends at peace.

Anyway, going back to, uh, Christopher… by the way, I know you’re in Texas. You’re in Texas, you [[Obesity|fatty fat fat]]! He has been donating to the troll cause and such over at The PLACE! The [[The GAMe PLACe|game and hobby place]] of which we are fully aware of and have grown to love and such, but there is more to THE PLACE, and its three associated stores located only within [[Virginia|Virginia]], and I know from cold hard facts... including facts from a Hook article back in August of [[2002|2002]], that... the four stores, their owner, a one Mr. Robert Lightburn... is... a [[Pedofork|child molester]], and convicted sex offender in Illinois.

And think about this! The place in [[Charlottesville|Charlottesville]] is located right across from a school, and it is owned by a child molester! Parents! Children! Associated families! I don’t think you would want anyone who is a minor, or [[Chris and Reality|even under the age of ten]] to go into such a place that is owned by a child molester, and I am sure that in association, even though he is married, [[Michael Snyder]] has his own child molestation skeleton [[Homos|in his closet]]! He probably even molested his own daughter for all I know! I do not have concrete facts, so therefore that is just theory until I am corrected. But the point is the place is owned by a child molester, and nobody should ever, ever go into that place again… and it should be closed down for good! And that’s all I have for this video right now. Stay tuned for another [[slow-in-the-minds|Trroll ess-especial twirl esspose]].

== Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
In this video, also known as '''101 2466''', Chris accepts [[Surfshack_Tito_(troll)#Tito.27s_official_response_to_Chris|Tito's attempt to meet his demands]], while Thorg appears to have made no such efforts yet. Chris is still awaiting the money he demanded (apparently forgetting that in the last video he admitted that blackmail was a felony), and another part of Jeremy's face and part of another photo Chris has obtained of him are shown to viewers.

This video also shows us that Chris now has two piercings on each ear. It was previously believed he had two on his right ear and only one on his left.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Nn4u9b_hJk}}
| stardate = 10 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Green tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}
| previous = [[It's not that cold]]
| next = [[Correction of EX relationship status]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:Miss duh dadline.jpg|thumb|but miss the deadline...]]
[[File:CheckYourPriv.jpg|thumb|Y'all best remember to check your privileges, ya hear?]]
Well, it seems I have gotten a well-wise response to my recent videos...from [[Surfshack Tito|master Don]], of which I will now respond to as [[speech impediment|sutss]]. You d-you made a wise descision, Don. I am-as long as I get the money before the end of the month, I will withhold the photographs and the other information. I can promise you that, but miss the deadline... ''[widens his eyes and stares into the camera]'' and you certainly don't have to be my slave for a week. I mean, aside from the [[Niggos|slave laws]] and everything. ''[shakes head and sighs]''

Anyway, apparently I have learned from my esteemed colleague that Thorg, master Jeremy, is still not convinced I mean businesss. Well, just to show you, Jeremy, that I mean businesss, I'm going to reveal a little bit more about you.

Here is a closeup--another closeup of that pho-to-graph zoomed in on your pizza face! ''[looks off-camera at the picture and zooms in on a different part]'' Excuse me a moment. ''[whispers]'' alright, ''[mumbles, as air conditioner gets louder]'' as well as a zoom-in on a possibly more current, or possibly previous pho-to-graph of yourself. Aaand, I'm gonna reveal a couple of random tidbits about you from my notes!

Once again, Jeremy lives in Can-a-da...and he likes the typical geeky things, without being stereotypical, of course, and not offending anyone of the sort, because I am considerably one myself, because I like [[Pokemon|Pokemon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh!]], and all- and [[My Little Pony|that sort]]. Apparently, uh, he is a LARPer. Live action role playing! As it was portrayed in that episode of [[Wikipedia:The Tester|The Tester]]!

''[begins to speak in a high-pitched, singsongy voice]''

"Oh, look at me, I'm [[Chris and English|trollicking]] about! We are going to be warriors and whatnot! Yay, we won the things! [[Chris and Reality|And then we're future cops, sent being- mall-for future mall cops]]! Mall cops of the future! La, la la, la la, la la! We're LARPing about! LARP LARP LARP LARP! LARP. LAAAARP. LARP! Lorp."

And we know that the atheist does not like [[Chris and Hypocrisy#"I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance|having his mind changed]] about [[GodJesus|God]]. I mean, I gotta tell you, man, God is all-powerful. How do you think the [[speech impediment|Earss]] was created aside from the big bang? Who had to put the big bang together? God! And I know from my bible ''[shows bible]'', my hand on it, that between him and [[GodJesus|Jesus]], they're pretty powerful! They're pretty powerful individuals... and I believe in them. They have- I mean, Jesus has done a lot with his miracles before he had to [[Obesity|weigh]] the cross, which I just [[Chris and his Ego|empathize]] with him on that,i mean.

''[closes eyes and inhales through teeth]'' it's like I can feel the thorns that were drug-that were drudge, plowed through his hands and his feet! [[Fail|Thorn of crowns]]. Mm. Empathy is a powerful thing.

But...I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have God or Jesus at my-by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists...are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer...I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!

You have until August 31st to reply and follow my demands of admitting...your wrongdoings, and making the public apologies via [[YouTube|YouTube]] video, as I am a-well aware, as I have made note, but apparently the billboard is no longer an option. Anyway, between the YouTube public apology, and leaving the internet alone, AND leaving me, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my friends at peace, that is what I demand of you, master Jeremy. ''[air conditioner gets louder]''

Your move. 'Cause if you're not, fulfill- if you don't don't respond by the 31st, [''[[death threats|snaps fingers and widens his eyes]]''] I mean business. Check your privileges!

== Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya ==

Chris, [[Homo|lipstick and all]], threatens [[Jack Thaddeus]]. Unlike his reveal on [[Thorg]], Chris becomes two-faced as he accepts Jack's desire to be a transvestite and seek gender reassignment surgery, yet he attacks Jack because he chases after guys. Like the reveal on Thorg, Chris wants to see him trolled not so much out of a tit-for-tat desire for revenge, but rather because Chris found out he was [[homos]]exual. Interestingly, Chris gives Jack ten extra days to come up with his apology video and to leave the Internet.

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| name = Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya
| video = {{#ev:youtube|w1SN9Jl-DTk}}
| stardate = 16 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}
| previous = [[Kaka Makeup Basics]]
| next = [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]]
}}
{{quote|Blackmailing me to hump your Playstation 3 causing great embarassment, to sing "It's okay to be gay", and he Posted disgusting advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:BI.jpg|thumb|The one time you wish he was wearing DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.]]
[''Chris sits down and sighs.''] Good day. I felt that it's appropriate to dress in my feminine attire as I- as you can see fits. [''He stretches out one leg, trying to show off his ass.''] Because I am definite calling out one Jack Thaddeusss, and we happen to share ''[He lifts his leg and rests it on his knee, giving the camera a buffalo shot.]'' some similar common interests, a few of which. Like, uh, yes, we can- we- we do accept the adj- we both accept the adjective of being called trannies, esscept for him, he's, uhh, he's just went through a whole-- the whole gender-changing operation. Yep. Lopping off his [[Pickle|dick]] and puttin' on the ol'... an' gettin' it tucked in. I am not- I would never chop- I would never do that to- [[Homos#Fear of becoming a homo|I would never do that.]] Go and have a sex change operation. I'm proud to be a male, and I'm even more proud to be a [[tomgirl]].
[[File:Spanking2.jpg|thumb|"I like to get smacked by my woman."]]
And we both like to cross-dress, yes. And we both are into [[April 16 Fetish Vids|femdom]], which is a female domination. Oh, yeah. ''[creepy chuckle]'' I like to get smacked by [[Ivy|my woman]]. Mmm... yes.

Except for, uh, I would definitely s- put against, uh, Misher Jack, or, as is real name is said in de title of this video, which I will say in a moment. Uhh, in the pro- in the- in his- in his case of him, uh, having his operation and going through it, I feel that he would defi'itely '''not''' be considered any at all a woman- a woman whatsoever. He just only fashionably ''[raises his hands]'' looks like a woman, with the parts and whatnot, except he does not have- essept he would not have a uterus, and he would have no repoductive[sic] organs. I mean, I want to have [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]] someday. Obviously, he don't. ''[Gives a disgusted look.]''

And, uh, also my associate dat gave me the information on him, he- pretty much, uh, he pretty much is plain out callin' him a tomgirl, but you know what? He's not a tomgirl at all. He's just a full-blown [[Homos|gay]]. ''[Stares into space, then looks down at his clipboard.]''

Anyway, gettin' back on topic, uh, his name is, uh, Ahu-viya, which, uh, it is spelled at the title of this video. Hmm, he is in Pennsylvania, and, uh, I have pretty much just gave a few descriptions of him, uh, yeah. He definitely appreciates his... [[homos]]eshual culture as it is. I mean, yeah. Everybody- everybody who hates- everybody who is a ho- who is a homophobe, ''[drops his leg down and sits upright]'' go ahead and call him on it. Call Ahuviya a God-dang homo.

[''moans with a derp voice, imitating Ahuviya''] Homo! I like to be a homo! [[Slow in the minds|He-he durr-hurr bluh bleh bleh!]] Eeeeoooouh! [''shakes his head with his tongue sticking out, then blows a raspberry'']

Yeah. But, of course, the, uh- my demands are simple, as they ha' been recently. I want Mr Ha- Ahuviya to make the public apologies for all the things he have done a- he has done against me. ''[Quieter voice.]'' Shoot, I forgot to write 'em down. But he knows what he did! Among which, uh, he has, uh, pestured me, and, uh, [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|on]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|the]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|phone]], and uh, [[Chris humps his PS3|blackmailed me into]] [[It's UGH!|doin' a few things]]. Yeah, I'll in from th- get those stats in and, uh, if he doesn't, uh, I might add them to the description of this video, after I wri- after I write 'em down.

Hmph. Anyway, 25-year-old Ahuviya, homooooo! Pretty much it. ''[Swings his leg back up to rest on his knee.]'' We do agree on being cross-dressersss. Although, I must also admit, um, ''[to himself]''I should have access to that actually, uh, yeah. [''Grabs his [[PS3]] controller''] Just give me oooone moment. [''Boots up his PS3''] Yeah, I think this is it. Whoops. [''puts controller in both hands''] I think actually did... save it on here... Huhhh, zoom in, I only want a but of a free sample.

[''Grabs his camera shakily.''] For thisss, as usuaw... hmm, I gotta get a little clossse here, because I don't have zoom-in functions on the Cross-Video bar Photo Viewer...

[''Cue a bright yellow light''] Closer the picture. [''Shows a close-up of a man's chin.''] Yeah. Anyway, he just does a bad- [[Chris and hypocrisy|he just does a terrible job in cross- quote-unquote "cross-dressing," because I mean, look at that stubble on his face!]] [''Smacks his hand on the camera lens.'']

[''Uncovers to show his arm, then the camera pans over his messy room.''] And then look at me all over. I take the time to shave myself. [''Close-up of his bare thigh, then slaps it.''] Smooth. ''[He slaps his ass.]''

[''He jerks up the camera back to his face.''] So yeah. Ahuviya... make your apology video, leave the Internet, leave me and my family and my friends at peace. You have... uhh, lemme see... [''He checks his calender, counting under his breath.]'' ''One, two three...'' Yeah. You have until the tenth of [[September 2011|September of this year]] to upload your video of apology for all the wrongs you have done to me which I list in the description a li'l later. Good day.

== Re-Calling Ahuvia ==

On 23 August 2011, Chris made another video calling out Jack Thaddeus once more. As the time ticks down, Chris reveals more information about him, including the fact that he was a Communist, spewing patriotic crap that would have fit in more with the [[wikipedia:McCarthy Hearings|McCarthy Hearings]] than today. Incidentally, he further proves his ignorance by [[Honor roll|confusing communism and fascism]]. Like his previous Jack Thaddeus/ADF video, it was removed for hate speech.

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| stardate = 23 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Mix 107.5 Shirt
| previous = [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]]
| next = [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

{{Transcription}}

== Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David ==
Chris, still high on victory, turns his attention to [[BlueSpike]], believing him to be the cause of the prank phone calls of people shouting out "JULAAAAAAAAAAY!" and calling him [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]. His reasoning for going after BlueSpike also seemed to be more towards his condition of Asperger's and the fact that he has no job, likes big rooms and is a gamer, despite the fact that BlueSpike would be about 15-16 at the time and would be unable to really get a stable job, unlike someone we know who'd be able to get a job but doesn't want to.

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| name = Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David
| video = {{#ev:youtube|uEMFYldLCUM}}
| stardate = 23 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Mix 107.5 Shirt
| previous = [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]
| next = [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[[File:Toht.jpg|thumb|Chris looked at the ark.]]

''[Chris puts his hand to his mouth and clears his throat.]'' JUUULAYYYYYY! JUUUULAAYY! IT'S IAN BRANDON ANDERSON! ''[He waves his hands while saying this]'' JUUULLLAY! ''[incomprehensible retarded noises here, up to...]'' Ian Brandon Anderson. JUUUUULLAYYY! *pfffffttt* ''[blows raspberry while flipping the bird]'' And that's who we are calling out next. The, uh, person who posed-pretended to be an adult woman but yet was a little, uh, little brat. Al...-he was also known as his alias Max, and Bluespike, but his real name is... ''[hits pad of paper offscreen]'' David!

And he lives in... ''[hits pad again]'' California! Don't know that much about his age, but he's at least thirteen years old. And guess what... he is confirmed to have... ''[dramatic lean forward]'' assburgers! And I don't care much for aspergians, and I do not care to be associated with, erm, an... and I do not accept the ''[makes quote-marks hand gesture]'' scientific fact that autism is linked to assburgers at any time. I would quote myself as to what I said in the esstra part of my Little Big Planet 2 animation, but I don't remember the words at this point.

''[picks up camera and turns around, with it facing the back of the room]''

Except that it definitely sounds like a bad kind of cow meat. And of course he was responsible for dat Julie fiasco and making me drive all the way to Cleveland, Ohioooo! And cutting up, one of the, cutting up the second medal, and ''[sounding like Popeye?] Shoving it up my ass.'' And... he likes ''[dramatic gesture]'' big rooms! And he has no job! And he is also a gamer. Here is a close up, featured from his photograph!

''[Chris turns the camera around to face the TV]''

''[high pitched]'' Look at his buck teeth! ''[normal again]'' Or at least the gap between his teeth. That's a biiiig gap! Look at how big that gap is! Huh? Gap! Teeth! Buck teeth? Perhaps. But definitely a gap.

''[Chris turns the camera back towards himself while spinning around]''

And, Mr. David, you have until September 15th to come up with the apology video, and leave me and my family and my friends at peace, oh, and also in your apology video tell everyone to stop making phonecalls to me that say ''[retarded hand waving again]'' JUUULLAAAAY! JUUULLLAAAYYY! And get rid... make sure that no-one ever calls me Ian Brandon Anderson ever again, because, ''[fast]'' thatisnotmyname! ''[long pause]'' You have until September 15th. JUUUULLLLAAAY- ''[cuts out]''

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Talk:Gratitude for a good person in N.C.

2011-08-24T04:22:33Z

CompyRex:

To the surprise of no one probably, Chris is still buying toys, as seen with the new Transformers Skids and Mudflap behind him. [[User:CompyRex|CompyRex]] 21:22, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Gratitude for a good person in N.C.

2011-08-24T04:22:23Z

CompyRex: Created page with "To the surprise of no one probably, Chris is still buying toys, as seen with the new Transformers Skids and Mudflap behind him."

To the surprise of no one probably, Chris is still buying toys, as seen with the new Transformers Skids and Mudflap behind him.

List of toys

2011-08-24T01:26:19Z

CompyRex:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{Quality}}
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|250px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]].]]

Chris has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in [[Chris's room|his room]]; this page lists them. Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Daughter|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>

==[[Lego]]==

===Alpha Team===

6776-1 Ogel Control Center

===City/Town===

7892 Hospital

6337-1 Fast Track Finish

6517 Water Jet

7240-1 Fire Station

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling [[anime]] freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]

7700 Stealth Hunter

7701 Grand Titan

7712-1 Supernova

7703 Fire Vulture

===Make and Create===

4881-1 Robo Platoon

4097-1: Mini Robots

===Ninja===

6093 Flying Ninja Fortress

===Space===

6949 Robo-Guardian

6975-1 Alien Avenger

===Spider-Man===

4856-1 Doc Ock's Hideout

===Star Wars===

Two 7146 Tie Fighters

7106-1 Droid Escape

===Western===

6755 [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern Knuckles plush

===Figures===

Jazwares Tails

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the Cat

ReSaurus Rose

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island Dr Eggman

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island Shadow

==[[Transformers]]==

===Transformers Generation One===

[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer.

===Transformers Generation Two===

Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)

===Transformers Beast Wars===

Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)

===Transformers Beast Machines===

Scavenger ($7-10)

===Transformers Armada===

Jetfire w/ Comettor ($25-30)

Megatron w/ Leader-1 ($25-30)

Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug ($50)

Overload w/ Rollout($25-30)

Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise ($10-12)

Unicron w/ Dead End ($50)

===Transformers Cybertron===

Evac ($25-$30)

Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)

Hot Shot ($10-12)

Jetfire ($20-25)

Megatron ($40-50)

Overhaul ($5-8)

Override ($10-12)

Primus ($50)

Red Alert ($10-12)

Scourge ($25-$30)

Sideways ($10-$12)

Soundwave ($20-25)

Thunderclash ($6-8)

Unicron ($10-$12)

Vector Prime ($25-30)

===Transformers (2007 Movie)===

Optimus Prime ($40-50)

===Transformers Dark of the Moon===

[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] ($10-12)

[[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ($10-12)

===Anniversary Editions===

20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)

===Transformers Alternators===

Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck--$20-25 at retail)

===Transformers Heroes of Cybertron===

Bumblebee ($3-5)

==[[My Little Pony]]==

Cutie Keen Bean ($10) --> Crystal

Exclusive Lolligiggle ($20)--> Educait

Favorite Friends Rarity the Unircorn Pony Figure ($20)--> Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-

Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony ($20) X 3 --> Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest

Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy ($20) --> Ty Game

Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony (set of two $50) --> Bee-Riana (He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)

Sweetberry Diva Pose ($20) --> BoottomBeck

Sweet Breeze Pose ($20) X 2 --> Honeysumerah and Modest Manna

Seaspray Pose ($20) --> Cheroki-Chan

Beachberry Pose ($20) X 2 --> Linnhadey and Federico

==[[Power Rangers]]==

Wild Force Predazord ($50)

==References==
<references/>

{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

List of toys

2011-08-24T01:25:16Z

CompyRex:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{Quality}}
[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|250px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]].]]

Chris has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in [[Chris's room|his room]]; this page lists them. Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Daughter|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>

==[[Lego]]==

===Alpha Team===

6776-1 Ogel Control Center

===City/Town===

7892 Hospital

6337-1 Fast Track Finish

6517 Water Jet

7240-1 Fire Station

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling [[anime]] freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]

7700 Stealth Hunter

7701 Grand Titan

7712-1 Supernova

7703 Fire Vulture

===Make and Create===

4881-1 Robo Platoon

4097-1: Mini Robots

===Ninja===

6093 Flying Ninja Fortress

===Space===

6949 Robo-Guardian

6975-1 Alien Avenger

===Spider-Man===

4856-1 Doc Ock's Hideout

===Star Wars===

Two 7146 Tie Fighters

7106-1 Droid Escape

===Western===

6755 [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern Knuckles plush

===Figures===

Jazwares Tails

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the Cat

ReSaurus Rose

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island Dr Eggman

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island Shadow

==[[Transformers]]==

===Transformers Generation One===

[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer.

===Transformers Generation Two===

Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)

===Transformers Beast Wars===

Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)

===Transformers Beast Machines===

Scavenger ($7-10)

===Transformers Armada===

Jetfire w/ Comettor ($25-30)

Megatron w/ Leader-1 ($25-30)

Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug ($50)

Overload w/ Rollout($25-30)

Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise ($10-12)

Unicron w/ Dead End ($50)

===Transformers Cybertron===

Evac ($25-$30)

Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)

Hot Shot ($10-12)

Jetfire ($20-25)

Megatron ($40-50)

Overhaul ($5-8)

Override ($10-12)

Primus ($50)

Red Alert ($10-12)

Scourge ($25-$30)

Sideways ($10-$12)

Soundwave ($20-25)

Thunderclash ($6-8)

Unicron ($10-$12)

Vector Prime ($25-30)

===Transformers (2007 Movie)===

Optimus Prime ($40-50)

===Transformers Dark of the Moon===

[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]][[August 2011|August]]($10-12)
[[Chris and race|Mudflap]]($10-12)

===Anniversary Editions===

20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)

===Transformers Alternators===

Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck--$20-25 at retail)

===Transformers Heroes of Cybertron===

Bumblebee ($3-5)

==[[My Little Pony]]==

Cutie Keen Bean ($10) --> Crystal

Exclusive Lolligiggle ($20)--> Educait

Favorite Friends Rarity the Unircorn Pony Figure ($20)--> Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-

Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony ($20) X 3 --> Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest

Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy ($20) --> Ty Game

Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony (set of two $50) --> Bee-Riana (He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)

Sweetberry Diva Pose ($20) --> BoottomBeck

Sweet Breeze Pose ($20) X 2 --> Honeysumerah and Modest Manna

Seaspray Pose ($20) --> Cheroki-Chan

Beachberry Pose ($20) X 2 --> Linnhadey and Federico

==[[Power Rangers]]==

Wild Force Predazord ($50)

==References==
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List of toys

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[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|250px|CWC's main use of plastic crap is either decorating his [[room]] with it [[sex toys|or shoving it up his ass]].]]

Chris has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in [[Chris's room|his room]]; this page lists them. Chris has claimed that he is holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Daughter|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>

==[[Lego]]==

===Alpha Team===

6776-1 Ogel Control Center

===City/Town===

7892 Hospital

6337-1 Fast Track Finish

6517 Water Jet

7240-1 Fire Station

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|Exo-Force was created to attract basement dwelling [[anime]] freaks to Lego which made it the perfect theme for Chris ]]

7700 Stealth Hunter

7701 Grand Titan

7712-1 Supernova

7703 Fire Vulture

===Make and Create===

4881-1 Robo Platoon

4097-1: Mini Robots

===Ninja===

6093 Flying Ninja Fortress

===Space===

6949 Robo-Guardian

6975-1 Alien Avenger

===Spider-Man===

4856-1 Doc Ock's Hideout

===Star Wars===

Two 7146 Tie Fighters

7106-1 Droid Escape

===Western===

6755 [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==

===Plush===

Great Eastern Sonic plush

Great Eastern Knuckles plush

===Figures===

Jazwares Tails

ReSaurus Sonic

ReSaurus Knuckles

ReSaurus Tails

ReSaurus Big the Cat

ReSaurus Rose

Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter

Toy Island Dr Eggman

Toy Island Sonic

Toy Island Shadow

==[[Transformers]]==

===Transformers Generation One===

[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] (seen in "CWC is Angry"). Note: this is the Japanese reissue edition. Probably $75-$125 from an online retailer.

===Transformers Generation Two===

Optimus Prime ($30 at initial retail, probably more if Chris bought it from the secondary market)

===Transformers Beast Wars===

Transmetal Optimus Primal ($15-20)

===Transformers Beast Machines===

Scavenger ($7-10)

===Transformers Armada===

Jetfire w/ Comettor ($25-30)

Megatron w/ Leader-1 ($25-30)

Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug ($50)

Overload w/ Rollout($25-30)

Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise ($10-12)

Unicron w/ Dead End ($50)

===Transformers Cybertron===

Evac ($25-$30)

Cybertron Defense Hot Shot ($10-$12)

Hot Shot ($10-12)

Jetfire ($20-25)

Megatron ($40-50)

Overhaul ($5-8)

Override ($10-12)

Primus ($50)

Red Alert ($10-12)

Scourge ($25-$30)

Sideways ($10-$12)

Soundwave ($20-25)

Thunderclash ($6-8)

Unicron ($10-$12)

Vector Prime ($25-30)

===Transformers (2007 Movie)===

Optimus Prime ($40-50)

===Transformers Dark of the Moon===

[[Slow in the Minds|Skids]]($10-12)
[[Chris and Racism|Mudflap]]($10-12)

===Anniversary Editions===

20th Anniversary Optimus Prime ($30-$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)

===Transformers Alternators===

Optimus Prime (Ford pickup truck--$20-25 at retail)

===Transformers Heroes of Cybertron===

Bumblebee ($3-5)

==[[My Little Pony]]==

Cutie Keen Bean ($10) --> Crystal

Exclusive Lolligiggle ($20)--> Educait

Favorite Friends Rarity the Unircorn Pony Figure ($20)--> Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-

Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony ($20) X 3 --> Camo-Flage, Mimmbo Boruto and Squall Metal Alchemest

Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy ($20) --> Ty Game

Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony (set of two $50) --> Bee-Riana (He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)

Sweetberry Diva Pose ($20) --> BoottomBeck

Sweet Breeze Pose ($20) X 2 --> Honeysumerah and Modest Manna

Seaspray Pose ($20) --> Cheroki-Chan

Beachberry Pose ($20) X 2 --> Linnhadey and Federico

==[[Power Rangers]]==

Wild Force Predazord ($50)

==References==
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{{Lists}}

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