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Talk:Cheerleader

2012-02-26T02:02:00Z

ConCat:

That bit with the "Rah rah ree! Kick 'em in the knee! Rah rah rut! Kick 'em in the other knee!" is from ''something,'' I just can't place what. Anyone?

I believe it's from the Proud Family. That's all a quick google search got me. Though I assume it's been around for a lot longer and Chris caught it through pop culture somewhere.[[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]]

Does it sound like he's saying "J-A-C-J-I-E", rather than J-A-C-K-I-E? Or am I just hearing things? [[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 18:02, 25 February 2012 (PST)

User:ConCat

2012-01-31T19:08:33Z

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I am a 23 year old Noble and Perfect gentleman look for a [[lies|TRUE]] and [[HONEST]] girl to build into a [[china|Sweetheart]] from the [[Pedofork|ground]] up.

Talk:Wallflower E-mails 3

2010-09-26T02:43:02Z

ConCat:

The end. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:51, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

"...not even a cheap whore would want your small dick inside her, neither would I."

OH SNAP! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:15, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Once again proving that the absolute funniest Chris moments are the times he interacts with people outside his family and the trolls, and they gradually get a look at what an incredibly awful person he is. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 09:34, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 10:30, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

That should be the new quote of the now.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 15:36, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

* I think that's an excellent idea. Or at the very least, featured on her page. That's too good to pass up. ---[[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 19:40, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Wallflower E-mails 3

2010-09-26T02:40:54Z

ConCat:

The end. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:51, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

"...not even a cheap whore would want your small dick inside her, neither would I."

OH SNAP! --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:15, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Once again proving that the absolute funniest Chris moments are the times he interacts with people outside his family and the trolls, and they gradually get a look at what an incredibly awful person he is. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 09:34, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 10:30, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

That should be the new quote of the now.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 15:36, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

* I think that's an excellent idea. ---[[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 19:40, 25 September 2010 (PDT)

CWCRockin4Way.jpg

2010-09-22T02:52:51Z

ConCat: /* See also */

[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|right|They came for CWC.]]
'''''CWCRockin4Way.jpg''''' (released officially on [[CWCipedia]] as ''CWCMenajAQuad.jpg'', because Chris really can't speak French) was a leaked image of [[Chris]] engaged in an orgy where he is penetrating a "half and half" (a possible reference to her being biracial) from behind, while fingering a blond woman and, surprisingly, a [[niggo]].

Some argue that this is the most controversial image in the CWC canon since [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. It is still ''less'' controversial in that this time, the women offended are entirely products of Chris's imagination, which is [[Things Chris has ripped off|a first]]. Of course, this doesn't really offer that much relief, especially when Chris has possibly deluded himself into thinking that these women ''are,'' in fact, real.

==Analysis==
[[Image:CWCanatomyfail.jpg|thumb|right|What the picture looks like with the 'Half and Half' removed by an amateur MS Paint user. Thus it is revealed that Chris fails harder at anatomy than does [[Wikipedia:Rob Liefeld#Criticism|Rob Liefeld]].]]
Whenever Chris attempts to do [[Rule 34]]s, he [[fail]]s in his usual spectacular fashion. Like his previous benchmark for illustrated depravity, ShecameforCWC.JPG, Chris's drawing is a truly awful piece of work:

* The "half-and-half" and Chris; there is no physical way that can happen. Even ''if'' the girl were sitting on his lap, there's no realistic way for his [[pickle]] to reach her [[china|vagina]] like that. The way it's drawn, Chris has cut himself at the waist and his duck is just ''stuck'' in there.
* Even when ignoring the obvious anatomical gaffes, the sex position and the whole ''situation'' in the picture is something that just wouldn't work in real life. This is what happens when all of your knowledge about sex comes from [[Chris and sex#Knowledge of sex and gender|pornography]].
* Both the "half-and-half" and the [[niggo]] are just not reacting at all. Compared to the blonde-haired girl, the niggo looks like she's rocking out to some music and the half-and-half is just waiting for something to happen. Considering Chris's duck, though, this is not too unrealistic.
* Once again, Chris has made sure to include both the [[medallion]] and his [[heterochromia|different-colored eyes]].
* In real life, the [[Gitar of Fail]] and Singstar microphone (?) are not, strictly speaking, ''essential'' sex toys.
* In spite of his new-found ''\m/ total hardcore death heavy Guitar Hero metal \m/'' lifestyle, there's still a portrait of [[Britney Spears]] on the wall, complete with "Oops!"
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==Appearances==
The image was first leaked to the trolling public by Bryan Bash towards the end of [[September 2009]]. Chris himself officially acknowledged the image a couple of weeks later, in his [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|10 October Captain's Log]], where he waved it about with great enthusiasm as a totem of his alleged heterosexuality. He then gave it a permanent home on [[CWCipedia]].

==Fantasy or reality?==
[[Image:CWCRockin4Gay.jpg|thumb|right|Indeed they came.]]
While it's always a dicey proposition trying to draw grand conclusions from Chris's demented rants, his comments on the image suggest that he might believe he has actually performed the acts depicted. In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|Captain's Log video]] where he gave the picture its official debut, he declares "I'm having sex with three women!" Not "I drew myself having sex with three women," or even "I'd sure have sex with three women if I ever got the chance," but "I'm having sex with three women."

It's well-established that Chris has an occasionally tenuous grasp of the distinction between [[Chris and reality|fantasy and reality]], especially with regards to the lives lead by his fictional creations. Chris may have reached a point where putting his fantasies down on paper is enough, from his point of view, to make them real. He has displayed this tendency before, when he equated [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|drawing himself experiencing various misfortunes]] to actual suffering. He at least considers the image to be indisputable proof of his straightness, fetishising it along with other random objects like his Optimus Prime toy and [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]]. In Chris's mind, the horrifying image possesses a far greater significance than your average piece of terrible, terrible artwork.
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==Gallery==
Chris is not so shallow as to be fucking three random ladies. Rather, these are members of his [[Guitar Hero]] band and they have unique names. Jody Zimmerman (the [[niggo]]) is the drummer, Zuri Alryte (the "Half-and-Half") is the singer, and Kiera Bei (the [[Britney Spears|Aryan blonde]]) is the bass player. So, yes, Chris is building his virtual harem.

<center>
<gallery>
Image:ZuriAlryte.jpg|'''Zuri Alryte''': she's "All right" because she's at least half white.
Image:KieraBei.jpg|'''Kiera Bei''': Britney's long lost twin sister?
Image:JodyZimmerman.jpg|'''Jody Zimmerman''': A sistah or a brotha? You decide.
[[File:Chris-Chan Orgy.png]]
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]] - The Captain's Log where this pic first appeared.
*[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]] - Another appearance of Chris's "rock band".
*[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] - The former state of the art in Chris-chan smut
*[[Giant Penis Comic]] - Another example of Chris's rich fantasy life
*[[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki #12:44| List of Christian's edits to the CWCki]] - "Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D"

==External links==
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Image:CWCMenajAQuad.jpg The image on CWCipedia]
[[Category:Images]]

Talk:Chris and health

2010-08-29T00:17:31Z

ConCat:

Hey we should add a "gallery of fatness" to the bottom of the page with pictures of his horrible fatness.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 19:01, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
*That's not such a bad idea, I suppose. What would be best is if you could make them show how much he has ballooned over the years. [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] 21:20, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
**That is an even better idea--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 23:09, 23 July 2009 (CEST)
*** Damn, I wish he was one of those people who took a photo of himself once a day. Then we could make an animation. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:33, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Moved the gallery of hair. --[[User:Garfield|Garfield]] 03:14, 25 July 2009 (CEST)
*Cool!--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 16:50, 29 July 2009 (CEST)

In Kacey's recollection of her date with Chris, she mentioned how he would sweat profusely just by walking. Where in the article should I add that? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:17, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== Need to do ==
*Probably move the hair to Sonichu Girls or just make a new page for it, I think it warrants its own page because it also demonstrates MEXICAN SONICHU and poor Spanish
*Also, incorporate chris's coke habits (the drink) http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?n2bjtmemyyj [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:33, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Strength? ==

Chris seems to suffer form delusions that he's really strong and a good fighter. I'd go into more depth except that I'm not really strong nor a good fighter. All I know is that he's worse at both than me. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 06:26, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

== Weird section ==

The article currently says: "''Chris has probably never had any regular exercise since leaving high school, and the lack of physical activity has contributed to his already ballooning shape. It has also left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos.''" Now, I'm not a medical professional or anything, but I'm pretty sure exercise level doesn't have much to do with skin color. The second sentence should probably be moved or at least clarified.
*No, I think that's more or less sun. Trust me, if you can get him to push carts during the summer at some Wal-Mart or whatever, his skin'll look a million times better. Of course, we're talking about Chris, who thinks item stockers in retail are "heavyweights".--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:24, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I have edited it as such:''"Since he barely leave his house and focus his time on playing videogames, his lack of exposure to the sunlight left his skin a frightening white that starkly contrasts to the dark background of his room while making videos."'' I hope it will please Mr. Anonymous... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:35, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==So when WAS the last time Chris took a shower?==
Seriously. What was the exact date of Chris's last shower? Considering how much he's divulged about his life it shouldn't be hard to aquire this information. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 13:30, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
:*It's not as simple as you think. First, Chris is not the type of camera-whore who would record this. Then, He's in [[Homos|straight]] denial about this as you can read it in the article. Personally, my out-of-nowhere guess would be once a week or when the itching would became impossible to endure. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:47, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
:** If a guy is said to be smelling like rotten watermelon or rotting fish in the sun, he's probably not even showering once a MONTH. Has anybody actually ASKED him? [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:31, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:***Do you think he would listen? Chris had learned over the years that making over-the-top claims and giving assurances of all sorts would allow him to avoid doing any action. So, if we ask him, be sure that he will repeat that he showers daily even if flies drop dead around him due to the stench. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:32, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:****I've been brushing up on my psychology and according to Professor Jean M. Twenge of San Diego University in her book "The Narcissism Epidemic" It illustrates that Narcissists are extremely fragile to criticism and with his autism and child like personality it would be no surprise if chris chan has spent several months/days without showering (just look at that brownish crust on his neck) And I imagine that even if he does he probably doesn't shower thoroughly enough to get rid of his...err aroma.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 18:01, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==Is he in danger of developing diabetes?==

Its just speculation on my part but with a 60 ounces of coke a day habit and whatever other high sugar foods he is eating combined with his obesity as well as the possible hypertension make me wonder if he is at risk. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
* It's probably very possible. I mean, the sugar content in McDonald's is high, and in even a 330ml can of Coke (11fl oz. approx.) there is about 60% of an adult's daily sugar allowance.. Maybe if we try and get information from him that we can cross-reference to a list of diabetes symptoms, such as exceptional thirst, dry mouth and frequent urination. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 17:21, 21 February 2010 (UTC)
** Could I maybe send him a letter leading him on to list any of these symptoms in operation Mailbag?[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
*** Chris is at high risk for pretty much everything that obesity can cause.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:46, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
**** Chris is at a higher risk for everything he ignores. Right now, I still think he's on a higher risk of suffering a bad case of staph infection than anything else. He got no notion of hygiene, his immune system is crushed by his lifestyle and he's living in a dump. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:31, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*****Forget staph; he's at risk for freaking leprosy. [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 08:37, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*It wouldn't be surprising if he had diabetes already. Have you seen his complexion? Early age spots are a possible sign of diabetes and that combined with the fact that he gets tired easily makes me believe that he might already have diabetes. PS I'm a newfag with wikis so I hope this works.
** Protip. Sign your comments by putting <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> at the end of your comment, so we all know you are AFK4Life. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:34, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*** The reason I suggested a letter was so that we could get a confirmation about the liklyhood of him having diabetes. Although it is probably true. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]] 10:25, 26 Febuary 2010 (UTC)
****This will fail in two distinctive ways; not only he barely take notice of the unpleasant letters in the mailbags but he's also certain that he's the living example of what a healthy man looks like. This being said, I will take great pleasure in knowing he would have to stab himself with a syringe again and again due to a disease caused by his fat ass. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:10, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***** However, considering that Chris is more interested in spending his tugboat money on video games and sex toys, it's more likely that he will fall into a diabetic coma because he didn't want to spend the money on urgent medical supplies. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:19, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
****** I will have to disagree with you on this. I am ready to bet that the moment Chris will need insulin or any other medication, not only the said medication will be brought to him freely by the glorious state of Virginia but he will also be followed by a social worker. We have to include the fact that Chris took medication before. In the [[Autism papers]], it is mentioned that he took paxil for four years. So, yes, he can follow a regiment of drugs. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:26, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

That's another thing that bothers me--why was he on Paxil? I hear that it treats two things--depression and excessive urination. Either way I want to know what prompted it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:34, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
* Interestingly enough, paxil has been known in some paitents to cause outbursts of anger: http://www.healingwell.com/community/default.aspx?f=19&m=203440
:It is mainly prescribed to treat depression, but is also occasionally prescribed to individuals who complain of extreme stress. It is possible that the lumberjack and snorlax got Chris a prescription thinking it would mellow him out, or it may be that Chris has been very depressed and the paxil was specifically prescribed to him for his depression. Considering his goals in life, and his chances of achieving them, it is quite likely (even with Chris's limited mental foresight) that he has realized that his goals are almost certainly unachievable, and thus he is depressed. [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:25, 14 June 2010 (EST)
::It is interesting to see when Chris started taking paxil. If we refer ourselves to the Autism paper (Circa 2004), it tells us that the ManChild was on that medication for the last 4 years. This bring us to the end of his High-School years and his enrolment at the PVCC. There's a possibility that it was suggested to Chris's parents to put him on meds to help him with the transition from one setting to another. After all, autistics love patterns and the loss of those patterns can cause stress and bouts of 'Tard-Rage. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:21, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

== Inability to Recognize Faces ==

I think it should be mentioned that the inability to recognize faces is a very common trait of Autism. The fact that Chris cannot recognize faces confirmed (to me) that he definitely has a form of autism before those psychiatric evaluations were released.

Also, a lack of smell-sensory is another symptom of autism. This is definitely far from the only reason that Chris never showers, and not all Autistic people lack a sense of smell, but still I thought I should mention it.(Wiki newfag here; I hope this works.) --[[User:Windyshoot|Windyshoot]] 09:02, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

At first,I read inability to recognize feces. LOL! --[[User:Kawaiidesubakachan|Kawaiidesubakachan]] 02:14, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's obesity ==

In response to to how much weight chris gained during his apearence in the pimp my ride video, someone in the talk section asked for a comparison between chris's breast and those of a big chested woman. after combining the image below i noticed that chris has gained so much weight that his man-boobs have become massive. what i'm trying to ask is if the image could be included in the chris and obesity section. [[User:MoarLurk]]
[[file:Compare.jpg|300px|right]]

:I made that image with pretty much that purpose. Also if you notice, chris's boobs are bigger.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:05, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
::I suspect that Chris has a hormonal imbalance. Even with his corpulent physique, his breasts are disproportionately large, and his nipples look like pepperonis. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:07, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
:::That's exactly what he has. This is typical of gynecomastia. [[User:Hamsterjelly|Hamsterjelly]] 06:24, 10 July 2010 (UTC)
:::The though of Chris's nipples...cannot unsee.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:14, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
::::We have pictures of them, remember? We've seen the man screwing a blow-up doll. How can his nipples be close to that disturbance? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:51, 15 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Anything involving the naked body of that man is of the deepest bowels of hell or Rhyel.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:08, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hormonal imbalance ==
i've beggining to suspect that chris suffers from hormonal imbalance, it would explain his high pitched voice and the overgrown mantits and acne at that age. Poor hygiene can explian the acne a bit. Obesity can explain the mantits, but to Chris's level, it has to be the hormones, I think he has an exess of strogen in his system.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:46, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

:*Disclaimer: I am not a doctor. ... but it could be testosterone. My understanding is that the human body can only tolerate so much testosterone; any excess is converted into estrogen (or oestrogen). Given that in addition to his [[Collosal|Collosal Chris Chan]] manboobs Chris appears to display uncontrollable bouts of anger ("Shouting loud enough to wake the dead" over a slightly overpriced cup of coffee), has great difficulty keeping his hands [[Kacey|off]] [[Megan|women]], constantly obsesses about sex and generally acts like a horny 16 year old when he's 28 seems to suggest that, perhaps, he has a large amount of testosterone in his system and the excess is being turned into estrogen. An outside observer with absolutely no idea who Chris is might even suggest steroid abuse (before anyone jumps in with 'but Chris is weak!', steroids don't make you STRONG, they're just basically horse urine which is huge amounts of testosterone. It bulks you up a great deal, but if you take steroids and don't work out, you get really fat and get huge mantits). It's times like these I wish the mailbags were still going, so we could ask Chris directly if he was taking steroids. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:01, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

==Wes Iseli==

This article mentioned an non-sourced comment from Wes Iseli about Chris's funk during his PVCC days. I know it's not an official statement, but does any one know where or who that came from? ---[[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 17:17, 28 August 2010 (PDT)

Things Chris has ripped off

2010-08-27T23:05:19Z

ConCat: /* Banjo Kazooie */

'''''Attention! This page is under construction! What you see now is a preview of the things to come. You are free to add anything you think is relevant, it will be taken into consideration when the revamping will be finished. For discussion, critique and more info, please see the [[Talk:Things Chris has ripped off|talk page]]. Thank you.'''''

{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}

[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
[[Image:191-sealSchu.jpg|thumb|Seal of Originality]]

As every Chris-chan [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he feels that he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===

*His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is just “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” with a Raichu tail.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|niggo]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired by ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie|Pokémon: The First Movie]]'' in which the character “[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]” is created from the DNA from “[[Wikipedia:Mew|Mew]]” with an evil twist.
*The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokémon===

*Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokémon]], mostly Pikachu and Raichu, combined with other Pokémon-types.
*The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
*The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed like various Pokéballs, though they also function like other items.
*[[Sonees]] are also slightly edited Pichu, with a bit of [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Chao]] mixed in.
*Moves. As if ripping off their looks wasn't enough chris also rips off their attacks such as "thunder bolt" or "sky uppercut".

''For more info, see the [[Pokémon#Plagiarism in Sonichu|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===

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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].
*Ultra Sonichu's Chaotic Remedy is a blatant copy of [[wikipedia:Patamon#MagnaAngemon|MagnaAngemon's Magna Antidote]] attack.

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
*[[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based on the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
*The Sonichu Balls, though resembling PokéBalls, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
*Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to Super Saiyan warriors, by flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
*Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT.
*[[Mypoe]] ripped off [[Punchy]]'s tail because it was a "weak spot".

===Excel Saga===

*A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appears in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokémon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
*...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
*It is also possible that Chris stole the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] from the parody "Nabehameha" from Excel Saga (which was essentially a Kamehameha attack, except shaped like an afro).

''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

*It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

*When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.

===Inuyasha===
*In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.
*Chris also has a [[Marvey Blaziken|Blaziken]] in his pokemon team named Inu Yasha, which was only revealed on the [[CWCipedia]]. It's likely that this is the same Blaziken seen training with Simonla in [[Sonichu 10]], though he is not identified by name in that comic.

===Pretty Cure===

{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chrs-Chan [sic] Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined Hedgehog powers) is stolen from this series, and even though its original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. ''Oh wait...''

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]].

===Sailor Moon===
*[[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
*The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars.
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Samurai Pizza Cats===

*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===

*[[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
*Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===

*In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===

*Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied from a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==

===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===

*Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===

*The ATHF characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0]], along with Meatwad's old catchprase, "The bun is in your mind".
*Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meatwad's toy guitar.
''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===

*[[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
*The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
*Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardized version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
*Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
*[[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===

*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===

*In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, who goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
*In [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]], Chris directly lifts a gag in which a news anchor delivers a serious professional story, then immediately jumps to excited coverage of Spring Break.
*The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."
*At the end of [[Sonichu 10]], Marvey Blaziken tells the reader that "inspiration does not have a schedule." On Family Guy, this exact phrase was spoken by New Brian during the episode "The Man with Two Brians" before he proceeds to sing about farting. Naturally, the phrase referred to New Brian fitting in writing a song (about farting) into his already-busy schedule of helping out the family.
*In Issue 11, one of the baby Rosechus is playing the Virgin Mary in a school play, she says "I'm the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it." This is said by Joe's wife in one of the Christmas episodes, where she is doing the exact same thing.
''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Futurama===

*The time travel plot of episode 16 of [[Sonichu 7]] ("Time Hogs") was stolen from the direct to DVD Futurama movie "Bender's Big Score", which the shamelessly lampshaded by the recolors in the beginning of the episode.

===Ghostbusters (Filmation)===

*Chris's ''Family-Guy''-style gag rips from ''The Non-Real Ghostbusters'' created by [[Wikipedia:Filmation|Filmation]].
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===

*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===

*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===

*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck and the Legend of Zelda, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===

:''Main Article: [[Peanuts]]

===Powerpuff Girls===
*The other half of Blake's origin was stolen from The Powerpuff Girls, as an accidental dose of a foreign chemical gives him his evilness and his blackness. This is lampshaded poorly on the cover to Black Sonichu's introductory issue.

===Ren and Stimpy===

*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "[[Chris_and_copyright|Ben & Stumpy]].")
*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Sealab 2021===

*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist."

===Smurfs===

*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (although Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===

*[[CADD Chef]] is an obvious ripoff of the character Chef.
*Beel has a strong resemblance to South Park's Satan.
''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Space Ghost Coast to Coast===

*The chant uttered by the guardian of the cave in [[Sonichu 3]] ("Anoz aelc amulp oerc ikabmol ah ah!") is one of Zorak's chants ("Lombaki Creo Plomo Pleo Zoma Ah Ah!") spelled backwards and mangled. Chris's original attempts to do spells or chants have [[fail]]ed spectacularly [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic9P93.jpg], so the stolen chant is one of his better ones.

===The Brak Show===

*In the oft-mentioned [[Random-access_humor#Random_ramblings|ED edit]], Chris included lines from [[Adult_Swim|The Brak Show]], all of them from the same episode ("The New Brak").

===Transformers===

*[[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
*Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===[[Adult Swim|Tom Goes To The Mayor]]===

*Placing the [[Mayor's Office]] inside the mall is either a reference to this or Chris having terrible priorities.

==Movies and TV shows==

===Gilligan's Island===

*Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===

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*When Darkbind Sonichu is fighting the B-Manajerk, a blow for blow copy of the 'Black Knight' sketch from The Holy Grail.
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".

''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Spaceballs===

*In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Carrie===

*Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===

*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.
*[[Silvana]]'s basic existence, back story, and partial appearance are the copied directly from a villain ([[wikipedia:Villains_in_Power_Rangers_in_Space#Astronema|Astronema]]), from ''[[wikipedia:Power_Rangers_in_Space|Power Rangers in Space]]''
*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris introduces a new song entitled ''[[Revive Zordon]]'', which displays his wish for the return of the "original" Power Rangers team.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===

*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad lines (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===

*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.
*The execution of the [[Asperpedia]] crew in [[Sonichu 10]] is performed through what equates to elaborate death traps, similar to what is seen in the Saw series. They certainly have more in common with those movies than with anything resembling actual state-sponsored executions.

===Independence Day===

*In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===The Root of All Evil===

*This Comedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===The Simpsons===

*The parts of [[Sandy Rosechu]]'s design that were not already cannibalized from Simonla were copied from Lisa Simpson.

===Lethal Weapon 2===

*The exploding toilet death of [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] was ripped off from the 1989 sequel to the 1987 film, ''Lethal Weapon'' and its infamous exploding toilet scene.

===Star Wars===

*While he hasn't ripped it off directly (yet), he once told [[Jackie]] in their e-mail exchanges that he essentially planned to make the backstory of [[Wild Sonichu]] a rip-off of the relationship between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader (Darth Vader being Luke's father turned evil, for the few of you living in caves).

===This is Spinal Tap===

*During the [[Revive Zordon]] performance, the speaker blurts out that the volume is "Cranked up to Eleven." We can only hope Chris ripped this joke off directly rather than referencing something else referencing Spinal Tap.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[China|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===

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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.
*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).
*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===

*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===

*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]].
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===

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Super Mario is a video game series conceived by [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], and has been the mascot of Nintendo for over 20 years. While Sonic has fallen into a self-induced pit of horrifying shit, probably never to escape, Mario has stayed consistently good for all this time. Despite this, Chris very much favors Sonic, as he only has a passing interest in Mario. Perhaps it's the lack of furry material to [[mass debate]] to, the complex level design and puzzles or just the fact that at one time, Mario was the rival of Sonic, probably leaving Chris with some grudge against the series. However, he has enough interest to rip it off from time to time.

*The wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 is ripped off in Sub-Episode 4, where Chris flies around with wings on his head. They are later discarded, and Chris is strangely shown flying without them.
*His concept for Sonic The Hedgehog 64, as expressed in his [[Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], is nothing more than Mario 64 with Sonic and Tails. Literally.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===

*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"
*The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"
*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles. Son-Chu ''does'' turns into a giant stage which resembles Ironheade's megastage, but rather than offer a fair fight Chris just Guitar Heroes his opponents into oblivion instantly.
*[[Simonla]] gives [[Wild Sonichu]] her lucky sharks tooth necklace, similar to when Eddie Riggs gives Ophelia his mother's shark-like tooth necklace in Brutal Legend.

===God of War===

*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

===PaRappa the Rapper===

*In preparation for the [[Revive Zordon]] performance, Sonichu puts on PaRappa's hat and becomes as flat and two-dimensional as PaRappa (not to mention his own character) is, saying "I gotta believe!"

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===

*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie. Similarly, Wild can also climb walls with relative ease, though it's not clear whether he's just a good climber or if he literally clings to walls, as Spider-Man does.

===The Incredible Hulk===

*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==Songs==

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*Everything from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums are sung over another song; this may be Chris's biggest showing of plagiarism yet, aside from [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]].
*[[Jiggliami]]'s song, "War of Love," is a ripoff of "Love Is War," a Supercell song using [[Wikipedia:Vocaloid|Miku Hatsune]] for vocals. While Blanca wrote the ripoff, Chris was more than willing to use it in [[Sonichu 8]].

===Tommy Tutone===

*The product number for [[John's Custom Gundam]] is [[Wikipedia:867-5309/Jenny|8675309]].

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardized==

While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thus bastardized.

''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardize each franchise.''

*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.

*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].

*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.

*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].

*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"

*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].

*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
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*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his Nintendo DS for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".

*'''[[wikipedia:Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde|Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde:]]''' [[Magical Man Potion]]: Chris drinks a [[Semen|magical concoction]] and transforms into an entirely different [[troll|being]], before reverting to his own self. Due to the fact that the transformation is "from [[Chris|bumbling]] to [[Liquid Chris|suave]]" rather than "from [[Chris and religion|moral]] to [[Death threats|cruel]]", as well as the extreme unlikelihood of him knowing classical Scottish literature, he probably stole the concept from [[wikipedia:The Nutty Professor|The Nutty Professor]], a derivative work of Jekyll and Hyde.

*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

*'''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]:''' Both within the comics and in his real life presentations, he uses the phrase "Captains Log" a reference to the opening of most Star Trek episodes and movies. He's never seen anything of the franchise, not even the new movie most likely, but he felt the need to rip it off anyway. That's Chris for you.

==The nutshell Version==

At this point, it's almost easier to list the beloved franchises Chris ''hasn't'' ruined.

==References==
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==See also:==

*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Things Chris has ripped off

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{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}

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As every Chris-chan [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he feels that he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===

*His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is just “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” with a Raichu tail.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|niggo]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired by ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie|Pokémon: The First Movie]]'' in which the character “[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]” is created from the DNA from “[[Wikipedia:Mew|Mew]]” with an evil twist.
*The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokémon===

*Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokémon]], mostly Pikachu and Raichu, combined with other Pokémon-types.
*The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
*The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed like various Pokéballs, though they also function like other items.
*[[Sonees]] are also slightly edited Pichu, with a bit of [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Chao]] mixed in.
*Moves. As if ripping off their looks wasn't enough chris also rips off their attacks such as "thunder bolt" or "sky uppercut".

''For more info, see the [[Pokémon#Plagiarism in Sonichu|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===

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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].
*Ultra Sonichu's Chaotic Remedy is a blatant copy of [[wikipedia:Patamon#MagnaAngemon|MagnaAngemon's Magna Antidote]] attack.

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
*[[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based on the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
*The Sonichu Balls, though resembling PokéBalls, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
*Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to Super Saiyan warriors, by flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
*Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT.
*[[Mypoe]] ripped off [[Punchy]]'s tail because it was a "weak spot".

===Excel Saga===

*A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appears in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokémon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
*...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
*It is also possible that Chris stole the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] from the parody "Nabehameha" from Excel Saga (which was essentially a Kamehameha attack, except shaped like an afro).

''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

*It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

*When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.

===Inuyasha===
*In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.
*Chris also has a [[Marvey Blaziken|Blaziken]] in his pokemon team named Inu Yasha, which was only revealed on the [[CWCipedia]]. It's likely that this is the same Blaziken seen training with Simonla in [[Sonichu 10]], though he is not identified by name in that comic.

===Pretty Cure===

{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chrs-Chan [sic] Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined Hedgehog powers) is stolen from this series, and even though its original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. ''Oh wait...''

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]].

===Sailor Moon===
*[[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
*The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars.
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Samurai Pizza Cats===

*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===

*[[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
*Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===

*In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===

*Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied from a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==

===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===

*Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===

*The ATHF characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0]], along with Meatwad's old catchprase, "The bun is in your mind".
*Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meatwad's toy guitar.
''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===

*[[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
*The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
*Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardized version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
*Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
*[[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===

*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===

*In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, who goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
*In [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]], Chris directly lifts a gag in which a news anchor delivers a serious professional story, then immediately jumps to excited coverage of Spring Break.
*The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."
*At the end of [[Sonichu 10]], Marvey Blaziken tells the reader that "inspiration does not have a schedule." On Family Guy, this exact phrase was spoken by New Brian during the episode "The Man with Two Brians" before he proceeds to sing about farting. Naturally, the phrase referred to New Brian fitting in writing a song (about farting) into his already-busy schedule of helping out the family.
*In Issue 11, one of the baby Rosechus is playing the Virgin Mary in a school play, she says "I'm the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it." This is said by Joe's wife in one of the Christmas episodes, where she is doing the exact same thing.
''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Futurama===

*The time travel plot of episode 16 of [[Sonichu 7]] ("Time Hogs") was stolen from the direct to DVD Futurama movie "Bender's Big Score", which the shamelessly lampshaded by the recolors in the beginning of the episode.

===Ghostbusters (Filmation)===

*Chris's ''Family-Guy''-style gag rips from ''The Non-Real Ghostbusters'' created by [[Wikipedia:Filmation|Filmation]].
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===

*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===

*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===

*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck and the Legend of Zelda, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===

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===Powerpuff Girls===
*The other half of Blake's origin was stolen from The Powerpuff Girls, as an accidental dose of a foreign chemical gives him his evilness and his blackness. This is lampshaded poorly on the cover to Black Sonichu's introductory issue.

===Ren and Stimpy===

*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "[[Chris_and_copyright|Ben & Stumpy]].")
*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Sealab 2021===

*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist."

===Smurfs===

*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (although Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===

*[[CADD Chef]] is an obvious ripoff of the character Chef.
*Beel has a strong resemblance to South Park's Satan.
''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Space Ghost Coast to Coast===

*The chant uttered by the guardian of the cave in [[Sonichu 3]] ("Anoz aelc amulp oerc ikabmol ah ah!") is one of Zorak's chants ("Lombaki Creo Plomo Pleo Zoma Ah Ah!") spelled backwards and mangled. Chris's original attempts to do spells or chants have [[fail]]ed spectacularly [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic9P93.jpg], so the stolen chant is one of his better ones.

===The Brak Show===

*In the oft-mentioned [[Random-access_humor#Random_ramblings|ED edit]], Chris included lines from [[Adult_Swim|The Brak Show]], all of them from the same episode ("The New Brak").

===Transformers===

*[[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
*Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===[[Adult Swim|Tom Goes To The Mayor]]===

*Placing the [[Mayor's Office]] inside the mall is either a reference to this or Chris having terrible priorities.

==Movies and TV shows==

===Gilligan's Island===

*Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===

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*When Darkbind Sonichu is fighting the B-Manajerk, a blow for blow copy of the 'Black Knight' sketch from The Holy Grail.
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".

''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Spaceballs===

*In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Carrie===

*Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===

*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.
*[[Silvana]]'s basic existence, back story, and partial appearance are the copied directly from a villain ([[wikipedia:Villains_in_Power_Rangers_in_Space#Astronema|Astronema]]), from ''[[wikipedia:Power_Rangers_in_Space|Power Rangers in Space]]''
*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris introduces a new song entitled ''[[Revive Zordon]]'', which displays his wish for the return of the "original" Power Rangers team.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===

*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad lines (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===

*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.
*The execution of the [[Asperpedia]] crew in [[Sonichu 10]] is performed through what equates to elaborate death traps, similar to what is seen in the Saw series. They certainly have more in common with those movies than with anything resembling actual state-sponsored executions.

===Independence Day===

*In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===The Root of All Evil===

*This Comedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===The Simpsons===

*The parts of [[Sandy Rosechu]]'s design that were not already cannibalized from Simonla were copied from Lisa Simpson.

===Lethal Weapon 2===

*The exploding toilet death of [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] was ripped off from the 1989 sequel to the 1987 film, ''Lethal Weapon'' and its infamous exploding toilet scene.

===Star Wars===

*While he hasn't ripped it off directly (yet), he once told [[Jackie]] in their e-mail exchanges that he essentially planned to make the backstory of [[Wild Sonichu]] a rip-off of the relationship between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader (Darth Vader being Luke's father turned evil, for the few of you living in caves).

===This is Spinal Tap===

*During the [[Revive Zordon]] performance, the speaker blurts out that the volume is "Cranked up to Eleven." We can only hope Chris ripped this joke off directly rather than referencing something else referencing Spinal Tap.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===

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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.
*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).
*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===

*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===

*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]].
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===

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Super Mario is a video game series conceived by [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], and has been the mascot of Nintendo for over 20 years. While Sonic has fallen into a self-induced pit of horrifying shit, probably never to escape, Mario has stayed consistently good for all this time. Despite this, Chris very much favors Sonic, as he only has a passing interest in Mario. Perhaps it's the lack of furry material to [[mass debate]] to, the complex level design and puzzles or just the fact that at one time, Mario was the rival of Sonic, probably leaving Chris with some grudge against the series. However, he has enough interest to rip it off from time to time.

*The wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 is ripped off in Sub-Episode 4, where Chris flies around with wings on his head. They are later discarded, and Chris is strangely shown flying without them.
*His concept for Sonic The Hedgehog 64, as expressed in his [[Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], is nothing more than Mario 64 with Sonic and Tails. Literally.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===

*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"
*The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"
*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles. Son-Chu ''does'' turns into a giant stage which resembles Ironheade's megastage, but rather than offer a fair fight Chris just Guitar Heroes his opponents into oblivion instantly.
*[[Simonla]] gives [[Wild Sonichu]] her lucky sharks tooth necklace, similar to when Eddie Riggs gives Ophelia his mother's shark-like tooth necklace in Brutal Legend.

===God of War===

*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

===PaRappa the Rapper===

*In preparation for the [[Revive Zordon]] performance, Sonichu puts on PaRappa's hat and becomes as flat and two-dimensional as PaRappa (not to mention his own character) is, saying "I gotta believe!"

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===

*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie. Similarly, Wild can also climb walls with relative ease, though it's not clear whether he's just a good climber or if he literally clings to walls, as Spider-Man does.

===The Incredible Hulk===

*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==Songs==

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*Everything from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums are sung over another song; this may be Chris's biggest showing of plagiarism yet, aside from [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]].
*[[Jiggliami]]'s song, "War of Love," is a ripoff of "Love Is War," a Supercell song using [[Wikipedia:Vocaloid|Miku Hatsune]] for vocals. While Blanca wrote the ripoff, Chris was more than willing to use it in [[Sonichu 8]].

===Tommy Tutone===

*The product number for [[John's Custom Gundam]] is [[Wikipedia:867-5309/Jenny|8675309]].

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardized==

While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thus bastardized.

''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardize each franchise.''

*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.

*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].

*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.

*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].

*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"

*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].

*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
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*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his Nintendo DS for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".

*'''[[wikipedia:Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde|Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde:]]''' [[Magical Man Potion]]: Chris drinks a [[Semen|magical concoction]] and transforms into an entirely different [[troll|being]], before reverting to his own self. Due to the fact that the transformation is "from [[Chris|bumbling]] to [[Liquid Chris|suave]]" rather than "from [[Chris and religion|moral]] to [[Death threats|cruel]]", as well as the extreme unlikelihood of him knowing classical Scottish literature, he probably stole the concept from [[wikipedia:The Nutty Professor|The Nutty Professor]], a derivative work of Jekyll and Hyde.

*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

*'''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]:''' Both within the comics and in his real life presentations, he uses the phrase "Captains Log" a reference to the opening of most Star Trek episodes and movies. He's never seen anything of the franchise, not even the new movie most likely, but he felt the need to rip it off anyway. That's Chris for you.

==The nutshell Version==

At this point, it's almost easier to list the beloved franchises Chris ''hasn't'' ruined.

==References==
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==See also:==

*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Things Chris has ripped off

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{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}

[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
[[Image:191-sealSchu.jpg|thumb|Seal of Originality]]

As every Chris-chan [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he feels that he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===

*His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is just “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” with a Raichu tail.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|niggo]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired by ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie|Pokémon: The First Movie]]'' in which the character “[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]” is created from the DNA from “[[Wikipedia:Mew|Mew]]” with an evil twist.
*The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokémon===

*Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokémon]], mostly Pikachu and Raichu, combined with other Pokémon-types.
*The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
*The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed like various Pokéballs, though they also function like other items.
*[[Sonees]] are also slightly edited Pichu, with a bit of [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Chao]] mixed in.
*Moves. As if ripping off their looks wasn't enough chris also rips off their attacks such as "thunder bolt" or "sky uppercut".

''For more info, see the [[Pokémon#Plagiarism in Sonichu|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===

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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].
*Ultra Sonichu's Chaotic Remedy is a blatant copy of [[wikipedia:Patamon#MagnaAngemon|MagnaAngemon's Magna Antidote]] attack.

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
*[[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based on the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
*The Sonichu Balls, though resembling PokéBalls, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
*Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to Super Saiyan warriors, by flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
*Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT.
*[[Mypoe]] ripped off [[Punchy]]'s tail because it was a "weak spot".

===Excel Saga===

*A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appears in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokémon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
*...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
*It is also possible that Chris stole the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] from the parody "Nabehameha" from Excel Saga (which was essentially a Kamehameha attack, except shaped like an afro).

''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

*It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

*When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.

===Inuyasha===
*In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.
*Chris also has a [[Marvey Blaziken|Blaziken]] in his pokemon team named Inu Yasha, which was only revealed on the [[CWCipedia]]. It's likely that this is the same Blaziken seen training with Simonla in [[Sonichu 10]], though he is not identified by name in that comic.

===Pretty Cure===

{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined Hedgehog powers) is stolen from this series, and even though its original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. ''Oh wait...''

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]].

===Sailor Moon===
*[[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
*The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars.
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Samurai Pizza Cats===

*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===

*[[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
*Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===

*In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===

*Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied from a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==

===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===

*Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===

*The ATHF characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0]], along with Meatwad's old catchprase, "The bun is in your mind".
*Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meatwad's toy guitar.
''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===

*[[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
*The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
*Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardized version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
*Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
*[[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===

*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===

*In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, who goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
*In [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]], Chris directly lifts a gag in which a news anchor delivers a serious professional story, then immediately jumps to excited coverage of Spring Break.
*The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."
*At the end of [[Sonichu 10]], Marvey Blaziken tells the reader that "inspiration does not have a schedule." On Family Guy, this exact phrase was spoken by New Brian during the episode "The Man with Two Brians" before he proceeds to sing about farting. Naturally, the phrase referred to New Brian fitting in writing a song (about farting) into his already-busy schedule of helping out the family.
*In Issue 11, one of the baby Rosechus is playing the Virgin Mary in a school play, she says "I'm the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it." This is said by Joe's wife in one of the Christmas episodes, where she is doing the exact same thing.
''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Futurama===

*The time travel plot of episode 16 of [[Sonichu 7]] ("Time Hogs") was stolen from the direct to DVD Futurama movie "Bender's Big Score", which the shamelessly lampshaded by the recolors in the beginning of the episode.

===Ghostbusters (Filmation)===

*Chris's ''Family-Guy''-style gag rips from ''The Non-Real Ghostbusters'' created by [[Wikipedia:Filmation|Filmation]].
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===

*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===

*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===

*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck and the Legend of Zelda, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===

:''Main Article: [[Peanuts]]

===Powerpuff Girls===
*The other half of Blake's origin was stolen from The Powerpuff Girls, as an accidental dose of a foreign chemical gives him his evilness and his blackness. This is lampshaded poorly on the cover to Black Sonichu's introductory issue.

===Ren and Stimpy===

*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "[[Chris_and_copyright|Ben & Stumpy]].")
*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Sealab 2021===

*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist."

===Smurfs===

*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (although Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===

*[[CADD Chef]] is an obvious ripoff of the character Chef.
*Beel has a strong resemblance to South Park's Satan.
''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Space Ghost Coast to Coast===

*The chant uttered by the guardian of the cave in [[Sonichu 3]] ("Anoz aelc amulp oerc ikabmol ah ah!") is one of Zorak's chants ("Lombaki Creo Plomo Pleo Zoma Ah Ah!") spelled backwards and mangled. Chris's original attempts to do spells or chants have [[fail]]ed spectacularly [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:SchuComic9P93.jpg], so the stolen chant is one of his better ones.

===The Brak Show===

*In the oft-mentioned [[Random-access_humor#Random_ramblings|ED edit]], Chris included lines from [[Adult_Swim|The Brak Show]], all of them from the same episode ("The New Brak").

===Transformers===

*[[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
*Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===[[Adult Swim|Tom Goes To The Mayor]]===

*Placing the [[Mayor's Office]] inside the mall is either a reference to this or Chris having terrible priorities.

==Movies and TV shows==

===Gilligan's Island===

*Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===

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*When Darkbind Sonichu is fighting the B-Manajerk, a blow for blow copy of the 'Black Knight' sketch from The Holy Grail.
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".

''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Spaceballs===

*In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Carrie===

*Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===

*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.
*[[Silvana]]'s basic existence, back story, and partial appearance are the copied directly from a villain ([[wikipedia:Villains_in_Power_Rangers_in_Space#Astronema|Astronema]]), from ''[[wikipedia:Power_Rangers_in_Space|Power Rangers in Space]]''
*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris introduces a new song entitled ''[[Revive Zordon]]'', which displays his wish for the return of the "original" Power Rangers team.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===

*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad lines (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===

*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.
*The execution of the [[Asperpedia]] crew in [[Sonichu 10]] is performed through what equates to elaborate death traps, similar to what is seen in the Saw series. They certainly have more in common with those movies than with anything resembling actual state-sponsored executions.

===Independence Day===

*In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===The Root of All Evil===

*This Comedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===The Simpsons===

*The parts of [[Sandy Rosechu]]'s design that were not already cannibalized from Simonla were copied from Lisa Simpson.

===Lethal Weapon 2===

*The exploding toilet death of [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] was ripped off from the 1989 sequel to the 1987 film, ''Lethal Weapon'' and its infamous exploding toilet scene.

===Star Wars===

*While he hasn't ripped it off directly (yet), he once told [[Jackie]] in their e-mail exchanges that he essentially planned to make the backstory of [[Wild Sonichu]] a rip-off of the relationship between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader (Darth Vader being Luke's father turned evil, for the few of you living in caves).

===This is Spinal Tap===

*During the [[Revive Zordon]] performance, the speaker blurts out that the volume is "Cranked up to Eleven." We can only hope Chris ripped this joke off directly rather than referencing something else referencing Spinal Tap.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===

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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.
*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).
*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===

*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===

*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]].
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===

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Super Mario is a video game series conceived by [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], and has been the mascot of Nintendo for over 20 years. While Sonic has fallen into a self-induced pit of horrifying shit, probably never to escape, Mario has stayed consistently good for all this time. Despite this, Chris very much favors Sonic, as he only has a passing interest in Mario. Perhaps it's the lack of furry material to [[mass debate]] to, the complex level design and puzzles or just the fact that at one time, Mario was the rival of Sonic, probably leaving Chris with some grudge against the series. However, he has enough interest to rip it off from time to time.

*The wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 is ripped off in Sub-Episode 4, where Chris flies around with wings on his head. They are later discarded, and Chris is strangely shown flying without them.
*His concept for Sonic The Hedgehog 64, as expressed in his [[Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], is nothing more than Mario 64 with Sonic and Tails. Literally.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===

*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"
*The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"
*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles. Son-Chu ''does'' turns into a giant stage which resembles Ironheade's megastage, but rather than offer a fair fight Chris just Guitar Heroes his opponents into oblivion instantly.
*[[Simonla]] gives [[Wild Sonichu]] her lucky sharks tooth necklace, similar to when Eddie Riggs gives Ophelia his mother's shark-like tooth necklace in Brutal Legend.

===God of War===

*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

===PaRappa the Rapper===

*In preparation for the [[Revive Zordon]] performance, Sonichu puts on PaRappa's hat and becomes as flat and two-dimensional as PaRappa (not to mention his own character) is, saying "I gotta believe!"

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===

*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie. Similarly, Wild can also climb walls with relative ease, though it's not clear whether he's just a good climber or if he literally clings to walls, as Spider-Man does.

===The Incredible Hulk===

*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==Songs==

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*Everything from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums are sung over another song; this may be Chris's biggest showing of plagiarism yet, aside from [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]].
*[[Jiggliami]]'s song, "War of Love," is a ripoff of "Love Is War," a Supercell song using [[Wikipedia:Vocaloid|Miku Hatsune]] for vocals. While Blanca wrote the ripoff, Chris was more than willing to use it in [[Sonichu 8]].

===Tommy Tutone===

*The product number for [[John's Custom Gundam]] is [[Wikipedia:867-5309/Jenny|8675309]].

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardized==

While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thus bastardized.

''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardize each franchise.''

*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.

*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].

*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.

*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].

*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"

*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].

*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
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*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his Nintendo DS for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".

*'''[[wikipedia:Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde|Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde:]]''' [[Magical Man Potion]]: Chris drinks a [[Semen|magical concoction]] and transforms into an entirely different [[troll|being]], before reverting to his own self. Due to the fact that the transformation is "from [[Chris|bumbling]] to [[Liquid Chris|suave]]" rather than "from [[Chris and religion|moral]] to [[Death threats|cruel]]", as well as the extreme unlikelihood of him knowing classical Scottish literature, he probably stole the concept from [[wikipedia:The Nutty Professor|The Nutty Professor]], a derivative work of Jekyll and Hyde.

*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

*'''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|Star Trek]]:''' Both within the comics and in his real life presentations, he uses the phrase "Captains Log" a reference to the opening of most Star Trek episodes and movies. He's never seen anything of the franchise, not even the new movie most likely, but he felt the need to rip it off anyway. That's Chris for you.

==The nutshell Version==

At this point, it's almost easier to list the beloved franchises Chris ''hasn't'' ruined.

==References==
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==See also:==

*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

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Family Guy

2010-07-01T04:27:28Z

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[[Image:Herbert (Family Guy).JPG|thumb|Chris's favorite Family Guy character, [[Pedofork|Herbert]]. ''Get your fat ass back here!'']]

''[[Family Guy]]'' is an animated sitcom known for basing most of its jokes around pop-cultural references, which is ironic considering [[Chris]] rips it off so much in his comics.

The series is also the inspiration for Chris's infamous ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' [[Sonichu_7#The_Family_Guy_.22Skitch.22|"skitch"]] that appeared in ''[[Sonichu 7]]'' and introduced the one-off appearance of his character [[Sammy]], a creation that was a mix between Chris and Peter Griffin (srsly, and you thought his mix of him and [[Sonichu]] was bad!). Chris had hoped that the creator of ''Family Guy'', [[Wikipedia:Seth MacFarlane|Seth MacFarlane]], could possibly use his sketch in a future episode, but he unfortunately didn't realize MacFarlane is quite capable of making unfunny, plagiarized, boring shit on his own.

==Influence on Chris==
[[Image:Meg 08-10-2009.jpg|thumb|Chris's declaration of intention regarding [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]].]]

Chris has variously expressed fanaticism for the series and watches it regularly. It can be inferred from this that the show's frequent use of [[random-access humor|non-sequitur, referential humor]] has bolstered Chris's belief that reproducing (or at least deriving) themes, motifs and characters from other works makes for legitimate, original art and has influenced his muddled understanding of [[parody]].

Also significant is his [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|citing of ''Family Guy'']] as material that endorses [[homos|homophobia]], having completely misinterpreted what was a not-so-subtle jab at the prejudice in a recent episode. As the series often deals with issues of bigotry and other social taboos in a manner which to most would constitute unsubtle, perhaps even ham-fisted, irony, the question is raised as to what other messages from the show Chris takes at face value.

One of the best examples of Chris's misunderstandings of the show is Chris's referencing of a scene in which Stewie quotes the Bible to prove that gay marriage is wrong, the joke being that Stewie himself is ambiguously gay, making his quoting of the Bible hypocritical. This joke obviously soared over Chris's head, and even now Chris references that scene to prove that being gay is wrong. What's even more ridiculous is the fact that Chris seems to have not heard of any specific parts of the Bible that condemn homosexuality, despite being a supposedly devout Christian his entire life, until it was spelled out in an animated comedy series.

It is notable that Seth MacFarlane holds almost the complete opposite beliefs to Chris — he is liberal, an atheist, supports gay marriage, believes in gay rights, and has hinted at drug use. The irony is nearly painful. [[Jack Thaddeus]] once purchased ad space on [[CWCipedia]] to display an ad banner announcing MacFarlane's support for gay rights; Chris was mortally offended and demanded the ad's removal.

Chris lifts lines and phrases from the show in conversation, perhaps unconsciously. He's been heard spouting the wacky phrase, "In da eaaaaggghh!", probably referring to an episode where Meg and her boyfriend take an abstinence pledge, and are discovered by Lois having ear sex. When he's angry — in the [[Father Call]], in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], in the e-mail that accompanied the [[sports bra photo series]] — Chris often declares that a person or situation "grinds his gears," which is originally one of Peter Griffin's stock sayings.

==Similarities with ''Family Guy''==
[[Image:Peter Weston Griffen.JPG|thumb|The impostor!]]

While very likely unintentional, since it is highly doubtful that Seth MacFarlane knows of Chris's existence, there are a few instances of similarity from Chris's work with ''Family Guy''.

The first few minutes of "Road to Germany," when Mort Goldman looks desperately for a bathroom, only to accidentally go into Stewie's new time machine, is strikingly similar to the ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' skitch.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic8P5.htm Ghostbusters "skitch"]</ref>

Likewise, many trolls noticed how uncanny Peter Griffin in the episode "Three Kings" was wearing a shirt very similar to one of Chris's [[Chris and fashion|trademark shirts]]. However, the shirt was originally featured in the 1986 film, [[Wikipedia:Stand by Me (film)|Stand by Me]], on which this segment of "Three Kings" was based.<ref>[http://www.breakfastclubquotes.com/images/StandByMe1.jpg TCM advert for Stand by Me]</ref>

In the episode "[[Wikipedia:Family Goy|Family Goy]]," Peter falls in love with a cardboard cutout of [[Kimmi|Kathy Ireland]] and later [[Sex tape|has sex with said cutout]].

Another episode features a plot centered around the characters making a conscious effort to treat Meg better (a point of contention Chris has always had with the series). This seems mostly coincidence, except for a sequence where Peter performs as a male stripper dressed like a police officer. His stripper name? ...[[Officer Nasty]].

==Controversy==
A majority of the show is based off its shock appeal, and has sparked several debates with parental groups over TV. Despite claiming to be a "family man", Chris believes that it is okay, even ''beneficial'', for parents to show their children ''Family Guy'' at extremely young and impressionable ages. But only under parental supervision! This is despite the show's notoriety for its onslaught of sex jokes, violence, and language. The jokes would fly right over any kid's head, yet Chris believes that kids would find the show so hilarious that they'd even quote it. Most kids would find the show uninteresting, if only for the fact that they wouldn't get ''any'' of the jokes, most of which are lewd.

==Chris and Meg==

{{Quote|Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode (I hope she has turned Eighteen by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story).|Chris, on what makes a story [[China|really good]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Family_Guy Cwcipedia page on Family Guy]</ref>}}[[Image:Chris&Meg.jpg|thumb|The depths of Chris's mind. Notice that Meg is the dominant one.]]

[[Image:ChrisChanfamilyguy.jpg|thumb|Chris's welcome page as of 9 October 2009]]
Chris has a crush on [[Meg Griffin]] (a cartoon character, for those keeping track at home). However, what Chris doesn't seem to understand is that a good portion of the show's "humor" is intended to come at the expense of Meg Griffin. She is mostly portrayed as fat, unlikeable and ugly (sound familiar?) and given very few lines in episodes. Despite her portrayal, Chris has developed feelings for her, perhaps finding a kindred spirit in another person whose only use seems to be to entertain the masses by being constantly mistreated by the world at large (that or her name just reminds him of [[Megan Schroeder|someone...]]). Although she is [[pedofork|underage]], Chris has sought porn of her, going so far as to assimilate it into his comics (see [[:Image:Chrischantraced2.jpg|here]]).

On 8 October 2009, he commented on a [[YouTube]] clip from the episode "Road to the Multiverse" depicting a hot alternate-universe Meg, lamenting that if only MacFarlane let Meg turn 18 that CWC would "be all over her sweet pussy and breasts."<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDy-LEpQapQ</ref>

It is unknown what his opinion of Meg is following all the "nasty-ass" sex she had with Jerome in Family Guy 0807 ("Jerome Is the New Black").

In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris went and inserted Meg into the comic, [[Chris and his ego|having her compliment Chris on the comic]]. In turn, Chris defends Meg's "honor" by beating up a guy who insults the two of them. He then kisses Meg, cheating on his future wife [[Lovely Weather]]. Ironically, if Meg likes Chris, this means the rest of the Griffin family hates him. However, he revealed this to be [[Silvana]] in disguise, though to what purpose remains to be seen.

==Chris's message to Seth MacFarlane==
On 05 June 2009, [[The Miscreants]] special ops agent [[Bryan Bash]] hacked into Chris's YouTube account and found a message Chris sent to ''Family Guy'' creator Seth MacFarlane, via his YouTube account.

{{quotebox|Hello Seth,

I am a long-time Family Guy Fan. I have purchased the Blu-Ray of your Calvacade; I enjoyed all but the homosexual and dick jokes (I detest the [[homos]] very strongly). For your next bunch of 50 or so videos, please do more breast and vagina jokes.

Also, in Family Guy, PLEASE give [[Meg Griffin|Megan]] more respect, because she IS VERY BEATIFUL in my perspective, and she truly deserves MORE Positive attention and less abuse. Give her an irreversable Love Potion or something yo give her the attention that she deserves for MULTIPLE SEASONS and MULTIPLE CONSISTANT episodes.

We LOVE Megan Marie Griffin.

Peace,

Christian Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu and Rosechu at http://www.cwcville.com}}

==''The Cleveland Show''==
27 September 2009 saw the debut of [[wikipedia:The Cleveland Show|''The Cleveland Show'']], a ''Family Guy'' spin-off that answered the question, "What would happen if we took a fairly bland supporting character on ''Family Guy'' and gave him his own show?" Naturally, it sounded like a solid gold idea to Chris, as he plugged the show heavily on one of his [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|Captain's Logs]]. The eager endorsement of the show by an [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|odorous]], [[muscle bra|bra]]-wearing [[The Creepy Stare|creepy-ass]] manchild is certainly much appreciated by the Fox network.

It would seem Chris may have been too hasty in his initial endorsement of the show. In a [[CWCipedia]] update on 11 December 2009, after making several idiotic points about ''Family Guy'', his analysis of ''The Cleveland Show'' consisted simply of, "I do not care for all the dick jokes." This didn't stop him from buying the show's first season through the [[PlayStation Network]], though.

In another eerie coincidence, a recent episode revolved around a sex doll named [[Kimmi]].

On 22 [[March 2010]], Chris broke [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|his vow never to use the internet again]] after thirty-six hours to [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|complain]] about changes in the show's voice acting. He would continue his whining in [[Some Favored Comedians|a video about his favorite comedians]] [[May 2010|two months later]].

==The Chrisode==
[[Image:126052012913.jpg|thumb|Leaked concept sketches made by [[Trolls|Seth MacFarlane]] himself.]]
On [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|09 December 2009]] Chris said that he'd heard rumors that Seth MacFarlane was planning on including him in a future ''Family Guy'' episode. This obviously fake news inflated [[Chris and his Ego|Chris's ego]] to [[Giant Penis Comic|gigantic proportions]], to the point where he felt the need to pitch an idea for the plot. Below is the plot currently posted on the CWCipedia.

{{quotebox|I, Christian Weston Chandler, have described the story in a nutshell in my [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 9th, 2009|recent video]]. But to reiterate (the final story will be typed up then copied/pasted onto this page), The show opens on Megan going onto the [[Cwcipedia]] on her computer in her room, reading the latest page uploaded and enjoying it. Later, she sends a message for the [[Mailbag]], asking if I could come to Quahog for their upcoming Comic Book Convention to show off my work. I respond, "[[Rape|I just may, Meg]]. ;)" Then I later drive up to Quahog in [[Son-Chu|my car]] (debatable on the destination being the Comic Con or the Griffin House), either way, the Griffins greet and welcome me. Then I break out [[Homo#Evidence that Chris is a homo|my two S-Chu Balls]], toss them and release [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]; more greetings. Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode ([[pedofork|I hope she has turned Eighteen]] by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story). For the "B" Story, Brian gets a bit [[autism|antsy]] around the [[Sonichu_0#Episode_2:_.22Genesis_of_the_Lovehogs.22|Lovehogs]]' cuddlings, and he just could not help but ask them about how they maintain their relationship. And Sonichu and Rosechu tell Brian and help him find himself a new good girlfriend. **Suggestion to Seth, Let's Add a Smart, [[Patti-Chan|Sweet Girl Dog]] for Brian (Yes, SHE TALKS), as for breed, [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|I think any sexy breed]] (not a poodle; nothing against poodles, but I feel that a poodle might not work well for Brian).}}

At no point does Chris suggest anything that could possibly lead into a joke. Even if you don't like the show, you've got to admit that it's funnier than what he suggests.

==Chris's criticisms==
Although Chris loves ''Family Guy'', he has several ideas that he's certain would make the show much, much better. Most of his suggestions revolve around his infantile fears of [[homos|homosexuality]] and his sad ability to fall desperately in love with [[Julie|fictional women]]. Also: subtle hints of [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|bestiality]].

{{quotebox|Family Guy
-Megan does not deserve the abuse she gets. She is a Beautiful Girl, she is Very Smart, and she is the Oldest of the three children. So, Why.T.F. does Seth let most everyone treat her terribly? What is it about her that everyone is seeing to instinctively wail on her by default? WHAT and WHY?!

-Stewie should have let that tower fall on him; at least in the future scenario there, he Ended Up Straight.

-Chris finally got the best girlfriend he could ask for at the end of Season 6, Anna, so what happened to her between then and when Connie dated him in Season 7?

-While I can see [[Fail|Brain]] looking for the womanly qualities that he finds in the women he's dated, why does he not date female talking dogs who are That Pretty, Smart and all that?

-In "Road to Multiverse", in the "Robot Chicken" Universe, Stewie asks Seth Greene through Chris, "How does it feel to be on a Major Network for 30 Seconds?" Upon watching the video file on my PS3, the time in that universe was Only 20 Seconds Total, and there were NO additional portions of that scene in the version later shown on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. Seth McFarline owes Seth Greene 10 Seconds and then some.

American Dad
-There should be More Stories starring Haley.

The Cleveland Show
-I do not care for all the dick jokes. }}

==See also==
*[[Sammy]] - Chris's bastard love child creation of him combined with Peter Griffin.
*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]''
*''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''
*''[[South Park]]''

==Sources==
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==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Family Guy|Wikipedia article on ''Family Guy'']]

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Chris and writing

2010-06-20T17:06:11Z

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[[Image:395-HowThePKMNCame.jpg|thumb|right|[[Audiobooks|Look at that cover, goddamn]]]]

[[Chris]]'s '''writing''' is marked by many flaws that have persisted throughout his creative output.

== General problems ==
: ''See also: [[Chris and art]], [[Sonichu (comic)]]''

Chris's writing shows a juvenile, [[Slow-in-the-minds|simple]] writing style. Like many elementary school kids, Chris frequently pauses from the action to [[Autism|describe exactly what a character is wearing]] and [[Sonichu 8|expound upon trivial aspects of characters]] in unnecessary detail. This is counterbalanced by frequently [[Evan|glossing over things]] that may [[Sonichu Balls|have relevance at some point]]. Its overall presentation is consistently sloppy, marked by unwieldy turns of phrase and elementary typographical errors that suggest that Chris does not proofread anything he creates before putting it on the Internet.

Chris produces no preparatory writing of any sort for his stories, content to make them up as he goes along and putting the overall narrative at the mercy of his moods and fancies. He regularly changes his mind as to what the story should be and contradicts what has come before as he pleases, unable to comprehend why this would bother his audience.

As soon as Chris becomes uninterested in an idea he presents in his comic, he will resolve it in a quick and often unsatisfying manner. [[Ivy|Characters]] once meant to enter the main cast will then be killed off-panel so that Chris can proceed to his newest plotline of interest. [[Meg-chan|Other]] [[Blanca|narrative]] [[Jiggliami|threads]] can be forgotten and abandoned entirely. When Chris adds something to a Sonichu comic due to the pressure of another party, he is known to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|purposefully]] make these [[Sonichu 10#Forgiveness...?|additions]] [[Death threats#Evan.2C Mao.2C and Sean|unsatisfying]] for the parties requesting them.

Chris's [[Chris and reality#Fantasy and Fiction|confused understanding]] of reality and fantasy affect his ability to write captivating fiction. Because Chris considers his creations to be "alive" in some parallel universe, he finds that giving them artificially happy and uncomplicated lives is satisfying, and assumes that his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] shares this interest. Chris seeks to avoid tension or suspense that would trouble his creations and his intended audience wherever possible. Thus, he is unwilling to depict his characters in peril that is convincing, and therefore, "real," and wants to pair them off early and dwell on their long, idyllic romances. His devotion to this thinking is such that in [[Sonichu 10]], Magi-Chan broke the fourth wall to prematurely reveal that he would eventually fall in love with Silvana, presumably so that readers would not have to worry about what would happen to them in the meantime.

=== Exposition ===
{{quote|Fifteen minutes of dialogue, and transformation, later...|[[Sonichu 9|Chris, not even trying anymore]]}}

As a writer, Chris is over-reliant upon exposition, to the point that [[The High School Story|some]] of his stories contain nothing else. Chris does not like to illustrate facts of his stories through example, and instead expects the reader to accept his every word as gospel, leaving no room for interpretations that are not [[TRUE and HONEST]]. Chris believes that his level of exposition is normal in mainstream comics.<ref>[[Mailbag 19#Textwalling|Mailbag 19]]</ref>

[[File:SchuComic1.jpg|thumb|right|[[Mary Lee Walsh]] threatens Chris and Sonichu with a "Hee Hee" attack, which most military analysts seem to agree is ''not'' a particularly potent or spine-chilling threat. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], however, is widely believed to destroy everything.]]

=== Characterization ===
: ''See also: [[Chris and art#Character design|Character design]]''

Chris's characters as they are written are distinguishable only by the vaguest surface elements. Chris's view of ideal personalities in men and women is clear to him, and because he wants all of his creations to be perfect, his characters are barely-distinct variations on a theme. Chris does not comprehend the appeal of characters with flaws. His main response to the criticism that his characters lack personality is denial.

The indistinct characterizations of the Sonichu cast are reflected in their dialogue. Chris does not use dialogue to suggest distinct personalities and worldviews. All characters are equally capable of speaking as Chris does, and from Chris's perspective. [[Sandy|Including]] [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|children]].

===Dialogue===
Chris only uses dialogue as an expository device in his comics in the bluntest fashion possible. Chris feels the need to include extensive amounts of dialogue in his comic, resulting in textwalls that demand type so small that they often threaten to become illegible. Textwalling is Chris's preferred method of dictating the story as he means for it to be experienced by his reader. Chris has defended this practice due to feeling a "preference to elaborate, because some people rarely get visual references."<ref>[[Mailbag 19#Textwalling]]</ref> Speech often ends with drawn 'emoticons' to display what the speaker is feeling.

=== Visual clarity ===
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|right|An example of Chris's mind-boggling ability to make a completely unreadable page]]
[[Image:SchuComic9P92.jpg|thumb|left|Holy balls, ''try'' reading that]]
[[IMage:MSCPython.jpg|thumb|right|Witty banter is considerably less funny when it's blatantly ripped off ''and'' you have to follow the numbers.]]

Like many children, Chris is unconcerned with making his comics clear and easily read. Chris does not plan page layouts in advance, and instead draws panels one at a time, cramming however many he can onto the page and further harming his comic's visual clarity. He does not understand that word balloons and text boxes must be arranged left to right and top to bottom in the intended order in each panel, and that the panel's art must be set to accommodate that order. The dialogue flow in panels with multiple word balloons in Sonichu regularly must be pieced together from context clues by the reader. The worst example of this is seen below: Chris establishing a reading order by numbering lines of dialogue.

== Chris as a poet and lyricist ==
: ''See also: [[Chris and music]]''

{{quote| I’d lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured.|Chris, expertly stirring feelings of both mild disgust and confusion<ref>For My True Love, I Would…</ref>}}

In poem and lyric, Chris has a poor understanding of the anatomy of an appealing composition. He mistakes exceedingly saccharine language for romantic. He tends to incorporate rhyme for its own sake, often to the detriment of the song or poem's message. He also pads out gaps with [[random-access humor]] and [[I Love Lucy|curiously dated language]].

== Chris as a journalist ==
[[Image:199-newsdsh.jpg|left|thumb|"Yellow journalism" gone oh so horribly wrong]]

''Nintendo Power'' was a publication released by Nintendo about Nintendo products. It sought to inform video game enthusiasts anything they might want to know about Nintendo products, and how they should feel about them. It is easily Chris's single greatest journalistic influence. To this day, he seeks to plainly tell the masses what the truth is and how we should feel about it.

Chris's first notable work of journalism is his final project in high school, [[A Week With Christian Chandler]]. It is a prime example of Chris's understanding of [[Honesty|honesty]]: the only thing that could reflect poorly on him in his mind was the omission of any fact. Here it would seem that Chris is unwilling to massage the truth because he had yet to experience disapproval of peers that concerned him as the reactions of Internet trolls would later.

Chris's next journalistic effort came in college with [[Sonichu%27s News Dash]], which presumes that his person and daily life are of inherent reader interest.

== Chris as a blogger ==
Chris's blogging is a continuation of his "News Dash" mentioned above. In a way, Chris's first and most frequently updated blog was [[CWC's Sonichu Site!‎|his web page]], in which he posted "updates" about his goings-on. The site, however, was not in what most people would consider a blog format. Instead, Chris stuck new updates wherever he could find new space that day, resulting an erratic and bizarre page layout.

He has also experimented with conventional blog formats, and the results are only marginally easier to read.

To this date Chris has had several actual blogs:
*[[PSN Blogs]]
*[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]
*[[MySpace|A small MySpace Blog]]
*[[CWC Blog]], his current blog.
*[[Twitter]]

The location may change, but the [[Autism|style is consistent and unmistakable]]. This may be linked to Chris not knowing exactly the purpose of a blog. Ideally, you're publishing your opinions and [[Fail|experiences]] in a group setting, allowing constant meaningful communication. While Chris has no problems [[CWCipedia|sharing intimate details about his life]], he doesn't seem to get the communicative part. Blogs are just [[YouTube|another place]] for him to spew truth and [[honesty]].

Another, arguably more important fault is that '''Chris's blogs are fucking boring.''' Most bloggers realize that if you have to spew about your pathetic life, you'd better make it interesting. While Chris does release the occasional [[PSN Blogs#31 July 2007 16:37 — PaRappin Reviews of the Top 10!|laugh]], most entries are outright [[CWC Blog#24 August 2009|annoying]].

Arguably the most notable blog ever made by Chris was the infamous [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!| Adam Stackhouse blog]]. Seething with [[anger]], Chris shows that — just like with [[Wikipedia]] — he doesn't want to contribute, but enforce his beliefs on anyone who will listen.

{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those [[JERKS]] in 2nd and 3rd.| Chris, demonstrating his able skills as net citizen}}

== Chris's reading habits ==

Anyone who wants to be a good writer must be well-read. It's one of the most natural ways to become acquainted with good style, the elements of a plot, and correct spelling. Chris's [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is so inflated that he thinks he can produce something [[Honor roll|brilliant]] with no effort whatsoever. The only books Chris has ever been seen reading are paperback ''Goosebumps'' novels which are notable only for their sheer mediocrity. Chris read these books, which were written for elementary schoolers, well into high school. During the [[Father Call]], Chris said that he read ''[[Wikipedia: To Kill a Mockingbird|To Kill a Mockingbird]]'' a month prior, which is almost certainly because it was assigned in [[Manchester High School|high school]]. This was almost instantly proven false when he confused it with ''Of Mice and Men''.

== Tl;dr ==
Chris can't write for shit.

== See also ==
* [[Chris and art]]
* [[Chris and English]]
* [[R.L. Stine]]

== Sauces ==
<references/>

{{Writings}}
{{Sonichu}}
{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Chris and Spanish

2010-06-20T16:48:09Z

ConCat: /* Why Spanish speakers hate Chris */

[[Image:Ano de freshman.png|thumb|right|229px|"Freshman anus" — a prime example of Chris's mastery of the Spanish language. Presumably, he meant to write "año de freshman"; "freshman year".]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Spanish|Spanish]]''' is an Indo-European language spoken by over 350,000,000 people worldwide, one of whom is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris often uses Spanish in his videos and comics, as it is one of the few things that he actually learned at [[Manchester High School]] (however poorly). He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, '''Ricardo'''.

However, Chris's sub-par knowledge of Spanish does not seem to deter him from [[racism]] against [[Joshua Martinez|Hispanics]], creating a stereotypical [[Heather Iglesias|babysitter in his comics]] and a highly stereotypical sombrero-wearing Pokémon called [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]], who "confuses its enemies with its language." Of note is that Chris has apparently learned the European dialect of Spanish as is common in the Northwest Coast, unlike the Cuban that is taught in Florida or the Mexican that is taught in the southmost states, as noted by his use of European terms like "ascensor" for an elevator instead of "elevador", as well as him pronouncing the W as "doble V" instead of "doble U".

==Why Spanish speakers hate Chris==

As demonstrated in the picture above, Chris's grasp of Spanish is just slightly weaker than his grasp over the [[Chris and English|English language.]] The best sources of this are his [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009|address]] to our [[Liquid Chris|hero]] and the description his [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|hotel]]. He even makes note of his Spanish on his [[resume]]. Chris is so sure of his mastery of Spanish that he feels himself entitled to mix the language to create [[Noviophobia]], which has its own whole set of problems.

{{Incomplete}}

==Ricardo Weston Chandler==
'''Ricardo Weston Chandler''' is [[Chris's]] Spanish alter-ego. Presumably named in honor of Ricky Ricardo, star of ''[[I Love Lucy]]'', one of Chris's favorite TV shows. Presumably, this is a "Spanish name" Chris chose for Spanish class (a general practice in language classes where students will take a name in the language they're learning in order to "get into" the culture and language). Of course, while most people forget about this when they've left the course (or in some cases, even the teachers abandon the practice shortly into the course), Chris has adopted "Ricardo" as his actual Spanish name and uses it for his Spanish related endeavors.

He is oblivious to the fact that in most European languages, people do not change their name when using a different language, but instead use the language's native form of the name, or transliterate it to fit the language's orthography. While Christian is actually a rather common name in Hispanic countries, if it were translated, his full name would be "Cristóbal Cristian Weston Velero". Of course it must be noted that Ricardo's linguistic skills have brought us gems such as [[noviophobia]] (from the Spanish ''novio'', "boyfriend"). It should also be noted that Ricardo is the Spanish and Portuguese version of the name "Richard", which is sometimes shortened to [[duck|"Dick"]].

==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==
*[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]
*[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]
*[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]
*"[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
*[[Mumble_2#Chris.27s_fail-riffic_Spanish|Mumble 2]]
*[[OkCupid]]
*[[SingStar_Challenge#Transcript|SingStar Challenge]]
*[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]

==See also==
*[[Chris and English]]
*[[Heather Iglesias]], a lesbian nanny who works for [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]

{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

User:ConCat

2010-06-20T16:46:27Z

ConCat:

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I am a 22 year old Noble and Perfect gentleman look for a [[lies|TRUE]] and [[HONEST]] girl to build into a [[china|Sweetheart]] from the [[Pedofork|ground]] up.

User:ConCat

2010-06-19T15:47:12Z

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I am a 22 year old Noble and Perfect gentleman look for a [[lies|TRUE]] and [[HONEST]] girl to build into a [[china|Sweetheart]] from the [[Pedofork|ground]] up.

Talk:Fridays After Five

2010-06-19T15:44:39Z

ConCat: /* I can't believe it */

== To Do ==
I don't normally do this whole to do thing, but...
*Get a gallery of this stuff up.
*put up the video like we have all his others.
Maybe get some more background information, if we can.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
== What we can get out of this ==
These files prove that Chris is actuaññy going to more social evenn its, influenced by rocky, but also we learned that he is creepy enough to wear his bra in public and he still dances like a turkey mating. Considering the bra is more like a "sign" of some sorts, could this be added into the "love quest" page?.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:This latest turn of events has proven that Chris trolls himself harder than anyone else ever could. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Chris is actually going out now, huh? I think it's clear it won't work and once Chris realizes this he'll be back to his old self again. Come to think of it, we could use this video to give him a false sense of paranoia, by claiming we have people following him. This could get us a nice reaction.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:10, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

You know, the last time he was out this much was during his love quest, getting his ass kicked by jerkops and manajerks in the real world. Perhaps we can start seeing something similar in the near future? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

We can hope. In the meantime I called Chris and left a message saying that the trolls are now stalking him in real life now, going with Hirro's idea to give him paranoia. I figure we can try scaring him back onto the internet. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:24, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:I also sent him an e-mail message linking to the videos recorded of him at the event with the subject stating that he was being followed. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yay~ People liked my idea. But if we're going with it, we'll need more sightings. Also, Independence day surprise?--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 05:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes... he truly has nowhere to run now. And I hope Clyde hasn't forgotten his promise for an Independence Day surprise. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:I completely forgot about that [[User:Sinisterminister|Sinisterminister]] 04:00, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

He had better not have forgotten it. Because if he does, I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! Seriously though. We need a PS3 hacking. Soon. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:30, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I think we should all thank our greatest operative, Rochelle Shoemaker, for this bounty of lulz.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:36, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Good thing this happened. Now to wait for him to check his e-mail, then my crazed troll plan will start... --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the Trollish]] 02:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

* I love how the first thing that popped into everyone's mind was "Gay Trucker"... That alone will be enough for Chris to loose his shit. On a side note, Chris now officially fails at dancing and public decency (If wearing a shirt that says "I love vagina" to a family event doesn't do it, I don't know what does) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 22:53, 18 June 2010 (EST)
**/me waits for the cops to knock at his door... [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the HAHAHA]] 03:05, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Heh, this might have something to do with an email I sent him. I suggested he check out [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Punk Desert Punk] It's about a lecherous twat who's obsessed with getting laid, but women find him rude and repulsive. It's got plenty of fan service though, and the main character, despite being depicted as a loser when it comes to sex, is still standard anime fare badass-goofy (like Vash the Stampede in Trigun) so it should appeal to him. There is one story element that I was hoping Chris would see and not go over his head, the introduction of the loli character. To quote the wiki article
:"Kosuna is the former apprentice of the Shimmer Sniper. Her goal is to become the desert's number one "power babe" mercenary, meaning stronger than any man and more beautiful than any woman. After the Shimmer Sniper is defeated by Kanta, Kosuna follows him and constantly begs to be made his apprentice. Kanta highly objects at first but eventually accepts her after she shows him a picture of a large breasted woman Kosuna claims to be her mother, implying how attractive Kosuna would be in years to come. Kanta, a heavily perverted guy, can't help but accept her, though his personal motives are clearly to groom Kosuna to be his personal mate when she grows up."
Sounds like building a sweetheart from the ground up, 'eh? I never got a reply, despite sending it to his gmail, aol, and youtube accounts. If he did read it and check it out, this could be indicative of his apparent courtship of little girls. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:51, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:He wasn't courting little girls, the girls got near him because he had a DS and they wanted to play it too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:54, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::In that pic, maybe. Why else would he boogie down surrounded by delicious loli while wearing his new "attraction ensemble"? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You're putting way too much thought into this. Chris isn't a pedophile, he's just really, really stupid and socially inept. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Neither was that character. Another episode had them sharing a sleeping bag the survive a cold desert night, and he freaked out. The intent is for Chris to get the idea that creating a close bond with one or a harem of loli will enable him to brainwash the little tykes into something he can fuck in a few years. The deviousness comes from the fact that Chris is incapable understanding boundaries and his idea that showing minors porn is "educational". --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Oh god, this was creepy. Spotting him amongst the crowd was like watching those 'Slender Man' videos, only it was insanely easy to find the horror. I think this proves that, when left to his own devices, Chris A) Acts more like a dumbass than ever before, or B) Gets himself into trouble with the law. I was afraid he was going to try to murder someone, but this proves he's a perfectly healthy human being. Also, I hope the little girl in the photo said 'no' when he likely offered her candy. --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 19 June 2010

:You know what Chris? Stay off the internet. You're even more of a lolcow in real life. Seriously, this is hilariously creepy and awesome. Definitely add this into the Love Quest page, because his crappy "Captain Morgan" pose in multiple different places with his... bra sign... cruelly in plain sight of everyone is an obvious extension of his love search. Except I think the Gameboy and sign was slightly better for him, because at least then he could get sympathy. This is literally indecent and just disgusting. I'm a fat guy myself, and I'd never even consider just randomly taking my shirt off in a public place. Let alone if I was wearing a bra...([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 05:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC))

== Started a video box. ==

Added the 100_0690.MOV thru 100_0692.MOV as a starter. [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the still HAHAHA]] 04:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Why show his bra?==

Clearly, Chris doesn't have any compunctions about proving to the world that he wears women's underwear because he's a retard, but being that this was clearly a family event and he was wearing a shirt about pussy, could Jerkops have made him change? Any way of knowing? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 05:38, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:If he keeps coming back and someone complains, it's likely the jerkops will intervene. And this time, in front of hundreds of witnesses. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 05:51, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
* I would say, with something like this, Jerkops could have gotten him to change the shirt easily, though if this was a free event, which I wouldn't be surprised at all, they probably wouldn't fully enforce it. The bra, on the other hand, is completely different. If a woman was running around in her bra, yes, they would stop her, but this is ''Chris'' we're talking about here. Since he's a guy, I'm guessing they don't see many guys running around in bras, so they wouldn't think twice.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:56, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Can't he be charged for indecent exposure or dissorderly conduct or something?--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]]
* Probably not, since he's not actually indecently exposing anything. It's not illegal as far as I know for a man to go around shirtless, and this seems to be more of an outdoor community street fair, so I don't think policies like that can really be enforced. Even if they were, he's not technically shirtless, since he's wearing a bra. But he should definitely have to change the shirt, with so many little kids around. Well, at least it's better than the Mount and Dew Me one. Seeing as that one is a legitimately homosexual t-shirt. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 06:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC))

== The innocent ==

The girl's face is blocked in the cropped photo but the one in the gallery remains clear. What's the policy then? [[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 06:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

It's a joke--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== There are more photos ==

Post them all. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 10:18, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Pokéwalker? ==

What the hell does he use that for?--[[User:OrsonZedd|OrsonZedd]] 14:16, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I played a downloaded version of Heartgold so I didn't get one, but it's my understanding that you put one of your pokemon in it or onto it and when you walk around it gives the pokemon xp. So, he uses it to level up his pokemon. --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 14:29, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:According to [[Wikipedia:Nintendo_DS_accessories#Pok.C3.A9walker|Wikipedia]]:
:''The Pokéwalker is a Poké Ball-shaped pedometer which can connect to Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver game cards via infrared signals. The player can transfer a Pokémon to the Pokéwalker from either HeartGold or SoulSilver. Every time the player takes a step, the Pokémon inside gains experience points and the player earns "Watts", a type of in-game currency which was also used on the Pokémon Pikachu virtual pet. Players can also catch various Pokémon on the device and obtain items, then transfer them to the game. The device comes bundled with the games.''
--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:19, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== I can't believe it ==
Why is he wearing a manbra with writing. and WHY hasnt the police arrested him or something for doing that.
T_T The poor children are scared....especially when he dances with em, what a PEDOFORK. >.<
[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

* As long as he isn't causing a problem with it the messages on his clothing are technically covered by the first amendment. At least if it's on public property. ---[[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 15:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Fridays After Five

2010-06-19T15:43:15Z

ConCat: /* I can't believe it */

== To Do ==
I don't normally do this whole to do thing, but...
*Get a gallery of this stuff up.
*put up the video like we have all his others.
Maybe get some more background information, if we can.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
== What we can get out of this ==
These files prove that Chris is actuaññy going to more social evenn its, influenced by rocky, but also we learned that he is creepy enough to wear his bra in public and he still dances like a turkey mating. Considering the bra is more like a "sign" of some sorts, could this be added into the "love quest" page?.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:This latest turn of events has proven that Chris trolls himself harder than anyone else ever could. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Chris is actually going out now, huh? I think it's clear it won't work and once Chris realizes this he'll be back to his old self again. Come to think of it, we could use this video to give him a false sense of paranoia, by claiming we have people following him. This could get us a nice reaction.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:10, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

You know, the last time he was out this much was during his love quest, getting his ass kicked by jerkops and manajerks in the real world. Perhaps we can start seeing something similar in the near future? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

We can hope. In the meantime I called Chris and left a message saying that the trolls are now stalking him in real life now, going with Hirro's idea to give him paranoia. I figure we can try scaring him back onto the internet. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:24, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:I also sent him an e-mail message linking to the videos recorded of him at the event with the subject stating that he was being followed. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yay~ People liked my idea. But if we're going with it, we'll need more sightings. Also, Independence day surprise?--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 05:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes... he truly has nowhere to run now. And I hope Clyde hasn't forgotten his promise for an Independence Day surprise. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:I completely forgot about that [[User:Sinisterminister|Sinisterminister]] 04:00, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

He had better not have forgotten it. Because if he does, I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! Seriously though. We need a PS3 hacking. Soon. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:30, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I think we should all thank our greatest operative, Rochelle Shoemaker, for this bounty of lulz.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:36, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Good thing this happened. Now to wait for him to check his e-mail, then my crazed troll plan will start... --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the Trollish]] 02:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

* I love how the first thing that popped into everyone's mind was "Gay Trucker"... That alone will be enough for Chris to loose his shit. On a side note, Chris now officially fails at dancing and public decency (If wearing a shirt that says "I love vagina" to a family event doesn't do it, I don't know what does) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 22:53, 18 June 2010 (EST)
**/me waits for the cops to knock at his door... [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the HAHAHA]] 03:05, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Heh, this might have something to do with an email I sent him. I suggested he check out [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Punk Desert Punk] It's about a lecherous twat who's obsessed with getting laid, but women find him rude and repulsive. It's got plenty of fan service though, and the main character, despite being depicted as a loser when it comes to sex, is still standard anime fare badass-goofy (like Vash the Stampede in Trigun) so it should appeal to him. There is one story element that I was hoping Chris would see and not go over his head, the introduction of the loli character. To quote the wiki article
:"Kosuna is the former apprentice of the Shimmer Sniper. Her goal is to become the desert's number one "power babe" mercenary, meaning stronger than any man and more beautiful than any woman. After the Shimmer Sniper is defeated by Kanta, Kosuna follows him and constantly begs to be made his apprentice. Kanta highly objects at first but eventually accepts her after she shows him a picture of a large breasted woman Kosuna claims to be her mother, implying how attractive Kosuna would be in years to come. Kanta, a heavily perverted guy, can't help but accept her, though his personal motives are clearly to groom Kosuna to be his personal mate when she grows up."
Sounds like building a sweetheart from the ground up, 'eh? I never got a reply, despite sending it to his gmail, aol, and youtube accounts. If he did read it and check it out, this could be indicative of his apparent courtship of little girls. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:51, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:He wasn't courting little girls, the girls got near him because he had a DS and they wanted to play it too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:54, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::In that pic, maybe. Why else would he boogie down surrounded by delicious loli while wearing his new "attraction ensemble"? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You're putting way too much thought into this. Chris isn't a pedophile, he's just really, really stupid and socially inept. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Neither was that character. Another episode had them sharing a sleeping bag the survive a cold desert night, and he freaked out. The intent is for Chris to get the idea that creating a close bond with one or a harem of loli will enable him to brainwash the little tykes into something he can fuck in a few years. The deviousness comes from the fact that Chris is incapable understanding boundaries and his idea that showing minors porn is "educational". --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Oh god, this was creepy. Spotting him amongst the crowd was like watching those 'Slender Man' videos, only it was insanely easy to find the horror. I think this proves that, when left to his own devices, Chris A) Acts more like a dumbass than ever before, or B) Gets himself into trouble with the law. I was afraid he was going to try to murder someone, but this proves he's a perfectly healthy human being. Also, I hope the little girl in the photo said 'no' when he likely offered her candy. --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 19 June 2010

:You know what Chris? Stay off the internet. You're even more of a lolcow in real life. Seriously, this is hilariously creepy and awesome. Definitely add this into the Love Quest page, because his crappy "Captain Morgan" pose in multiple different places with his... bra sign... cruelly in plain sight of everyone is an obvious extension of his love search. Except I think the Gameboy and sign was slightly better for him, because at least then he could get sympathy. This is literally indecent and just disgusting. I'm a fat guy myself, and I'd never even consider just randomly taking my shirt off in a public place. Let alone if I was wearing a bra...([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 05:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC))

== Started a video box. ==

Added the 100_0690.MOV thru 100_0692.MOV as a starter. [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the still HAHAHA]] 04:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Why show his bra?==

Clearly, Chris doesn't have any compunctions about proving to the world that he wears women's underwear because he's a retard, but being that this was clearly a family event and he was wearing a shirt about pussy, could Jerkops have made him change? Any way of knowing? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 05:38, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:If he keeps coming back and someone complains, it's likely the jerkops will intervene. And this time, in front of hundreds of witnesses. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 05:51, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
* I would say, with something like this, Jerkops could have gotten him to change the shirt easily, though if this was a free event, which I wouldn't be surprised at all, they probably wouldn't fully enforce it. The bra, on the other hand, is completely different. If a woman was running around in her bra, yes, they would stop her, but this is ''Chris'' we're talking about here. Since he's a guy, I'm guessing they don't see many guys running around in bras, so they wouldn't think twice.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:56, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Can't he be charged for indecent exposure or dissorderly conduct or something?--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]]
* Probably not, since he's not actually indecently exposing anything. It's not illegal as far as I know for a man to go around shirtless, and this seems to be more of an outdoor community street fair, so I don't think policies like that can really be enforced. Even if they were, he's not technically shirtless, since he's wearing a bra. But he should definitely have to change the shirt, with so many little kids around. Well, at least it's better than the Mount and Dew Me one. Seeing as that one is a legitimately homosexual t-shirt. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 06:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC))

== The innocent ==

The girl's face is blocked in the cropped photo but the one in the gallery remains clear. What's the policy then? [[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 06:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

It's a joke--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== There are more photos ==

Post them all. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 10:18, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Pokéwalker? ==

What the hell does he use that for?--[[User:OrsonZedd|OrsonZedd]] 14:16, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I played a downloaded version of Heartgold so I didn't get one, but it's my understanding that you put one of your pokemon in it or onto it and when you walk around it gives the pokemon xp. So, he uses it to level up his pokemon. --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 14:29, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:According to [[Wikipedia:Nintendo_DS_accessories#Pok.C3.A9walker|Wikipedia]]:
:''The Pokéwalker is a Poké Ball-shaped pedometer which can connect to Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver game cards via infrared signals. The player can transfer a Pokémon to the Pokéwalker from either HeartGold or SoulSilver. Every time the player takes a step, the Pokémon inside gains experience points and the player earns "Watts", a type of in-game currency which was also used on the Pokémon Pikachu virtual pet. Players can also catch various Pokémon on the device and obtain items, then transfer them to the game. The device comes bundled with the games.''
--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:19, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== I can't believe it ==
Why is he wearing a manbra with writing. and WHY hasnt the police arrested him or something for doing that.
T_T The poor children are scared....especially when he dances with em, what a PEDOFORK. >.<
[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

* As long as he isn't causing a riot with it, the messages on his clothing are technically covered by the first amendment. At least if it's on public property. Could limit it, though ---[[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 15:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Fridays After Five

2010-06-19T15:42:15Z

ConCat: /* I can't believe it */

== To Do ==
I don't normally do this whole to do thing, but...
*Get a gallery of this stuff up.
*put up the video like we have all his others.
Maybe get some more background information, if we can.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
== What we can get out of this ==
These files prove that Chris is actuaññy going to more social evenn its, influenced by rocky, but also we learned that he is creepy enough to wear his bra in public and he still dances like a turkey mating. Considering the bra is more like a "sign" of some sorts, could this be added into the "love quest" page?.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:55, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:This latest turn of events has proven that Chris trolls himself harder than anyone else ever could. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Chris is actually going out now, huh? I think it's clear it won't work and once Chris realizes this he'll be back to his old self again. Come to think of it, we could use this video to give him a false sense of paranoia, by claiming we have people following him. This could get us a nice reaction.--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:10, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

You know, the last time he was out this much was during his love quest, getting his ass kicked by jerkops and manajerks in the real world. Perhaps we can start seeing something similar in the near future? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

We can hope. In the meantime I called Chris and left a message saying that the trolls are now stalking him in real life now, going with Hirro's idea to give him paranoia. I figure we can try scaring him back onto the internet. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:24, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:I also sent him an e-mail message linking to the videos recorded of him at the event with the subject stating that he was being followed. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:27, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yay~ People liked my idea. But if we're going with it, we'll need more sightings. Also, Independence day surprise?--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 05:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes... he truly has nowhere to run now. And I hope Clyde hasn't forgotten his promise for an Independence Day surprise. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:28, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:I completely forgot about that [[User:Sinisterminister|Sinisterminister]] 04:00, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

He had better not have forgotten it. Because if he does, I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! Seriously though. We need a PS3 hacking. Soon. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:30, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I think we should all thank our greatest operative, Rochelle Shoemaker, for this bounty of lulz.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:36, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Good thing this happened. Now to wait for him to check his e-mail, then my crazed troll plan will start... --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the Trollish]] 02:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

* I love how the first thing that popped into everyone's mind was "Gay Trucker"... That alone will be enough for Chris to loose his shit. On a side note, Chris now officially fails at dancing and public decency (If wearing a shirt that says "I love vagina" to a family event doesn't do it, I don't know what does) --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 22:53, 18 June 2010 (EST)
**/me waits for the cops to knock at his door... [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the HAHAHA]] 03:05, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Heh, this might have something to do with an email I sent him. I suggested he check out [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_Punk Desert Punk] It's about a lecherous twat who's obsessed with getting laid, but women find him rude and repulsive. It's got plenty of fan service though, and the main character, despite being depicted as a loser when it comes to sex, is still standard anime fare badass-goofy (like Vash the Stampede in Trigun) so it should appeal to him. There is one story element that I was hoping Chris would see and not go over his head, the introduction of the loli character. To quote the wiki article
:"Kosuna is the former apprentice of the Shimmer Sniper. Her goal is to become the desert's number one "power babe" mercenary, meaning stronger than any man and more beautiful than any woman. After the Shimmer Sniper is defeated by Kanta, Kosuna follows him and constantly begs to be made his apprentice. Kanta highly objects at first but eventually accepts her after she shows him a picture of a large breasted woman Kosuna claims to be her mother, implying how attractive Kosuna would be in years to come. Kanta, a heavily perverted guy, can't help but accept her, though his personal motives are clearly to groom Kosuna to be his personal mate when she grows up."
Sounds like building a sweetheart from the ground up, 'eh? I never got a reply, despite sending it to his gmail, aol, and youtube accounts. If he did read it and check it out, this could be indicative of his apparent courtship of little girls. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:51, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:He wasn't courting little girls, the girls got near him because he had a DS and they wanted to play it too. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:54, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::In that pic, maybe. Why else would he boogie down surrounded by delicious loli while wearing his new "attraction ensemble"? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You're putting way too much thought into this. Chris isn't a pedophile, he's just really, really stupid and socially inept. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Neither was that character. Another episode had them sharing a sleeping bag the survive a cold desert night, and he freaked out. The intent is for Chris to get the idea that creating a close bond with one or a harem of loli will enable him to brainwash the little tykes into something he can fuck in a few years. The deviousness comes from the fact that Chris is incapable understanding boundaries and his idea that showing minors porn is "educational". --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:Oh god, this was creepy. Spotting him amongst the crowd was like watching those 'Slender Man' videos, only it was insanely easy to find the horror. I think this proves that, when left to his own devices, Chris A) Acts more like a dumbass than ever before, or B) Gets himself into trouble with the law. I was afraid he was going to try to murder someone, but this proves he's a perfectly healthy human being. Also, I hope the little girl in the photo said 'no' when he likely offered her candy. --[[User:Inferno232|Inferno232]] 19 June 2010

:You know what Chris? Stay off the internet. You're even more of a lolcow in real life. Seriously, this is hilariously creepy and awesome. Definitely add this into the Love Quest page, because his crappy "Captain Morgan" pose in multiple different places with his... bra sign... cruelly in plain sight of everyone is an obvious extension of his love search. Except I think the Gameboy and sign was slightly better for him, because at least then he could get sympathy. This is literally indecent and just disgusting. I'm a fat guy myself, and I'd never even consider just randomly taking my shirt off in a public place. Let alone if I was wearing a bra...([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 05:58, 19 June 2010 (UTC))

== Started a video box. ==

Added the 100_0690.MOV thru 100_0692.MOV as a starter. [[User:Eniggy|Eniggy the still HAHAHA]] 04:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

==Why show his bra?==

Clearly, Chris doesn't have any compunctions about proving to the world that he wears women's underwear because he's a retard, but being that this was clearly a family event and he was wearing a shirt about pussy, could Jerkops have made him change? Any way of knowing? —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 05:38, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

:If he keeps coming back and someone complains, it's likely the jerkops will intervene. And this time, in front of hundreds of witnesses. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 05:51, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
* I would say, with something like this, Jerkops could have gotten him to change the shirt easily, though if this was a free event, which I wouldn't be surprised at all, they probably wouldn't fully enforce it. The bra, on the other hand, is completely different. If a woman was running around in her bra, yes, they would stop her, but this is ''Chris'' we're talking about here. Since he's a guy, I'm guessing they don't see many guys running around in bras, so they wouldn't think twice.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:56, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Can't he be charged for indecent exposure or dissorderly conduct or something?--[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]]
* Probably not, since he's not actually indecently exposing anything. It's not illegal as far as I know for a man to go around shirtless, and this seems to be more of an outdoor community street fair, so I don't think policies like that can really be enforced. Even if they were, he's not technically shirtless, since he's wearing a bra. But he should definitely have to change the shirt, with so many little kids around. Well, at least it's better than the Mount and Dew Me one. Seeing as that one is a legitimately homosexual t-shirt. ([[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 06:02, 19 June 2010 (UTC))

== The innocent ==

The girl's face is blocked in the cropped photo but the one in the gallery remains clear. What's the policy then? [[User:Nechita|Nechita]] 06:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

It's a joke--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== There are more photos ==

Post them all. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 10:18, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Pokéwalker? ==

What the hell does he use that for?--[[User:OrsonZedd|OrsonZedd]] 14:16, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

I played a downloaded version of Heartgold so I didn't get one, but it's my understanding that you put one of your pokemon in it or onto it and when you walk around it gives the pokemon xp. So, he uses it to level up his pokemon. --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 14:29, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:According to [[Wikipedia:Nintendo_DS_accessories#Pok.C3.A9walker|Wikipedia]]:
:''The Pokéwalker is a Poké Ball-shaped pedometer which can connect to Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver game cards via infrared signals. The player can transfer a Pokémon to the Pokéwalker from either HeartGold or SoulSilver. Every time the player takes a step, the Pokémon inside gains experience points and the player earns "Watts", a type of in-game currency which was also used on the Pokémon Pikachu virtual pet. Players can also catch various Pokémon on the device and obtain items, then transfer them to the game. The device comes bundled with the games.''
--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:19, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== I can't believe it ==
Why is he wearing a manbra with writing. and WHY hasnt the police arrested him or something for doing that.
T_T The poor children are scared....especially when he dances with em, what a PEDOFORK. >.<
[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

* As long as he isn't causing a riot with it, the messages on his clothing are technically covered by the first amendment. At least if it's on public property. ---[[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 15:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

User:ConCat

2010-06-19T03:19:56Z

ConCat:

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I am a 22 year old Noble and Perfect gentleman look for a [[lies|TRUE]] and [[HONEST]] girl to build into a [[china|Sweetheart]] from the [[Pedofork|ground]] up.

Chris and Spanish

2010-06-14T06:55:59Z

ConCat: /* Why Spanish Speakers hate Chris */

[[Image:Ano de freshman.png|thumb|right|229px|"Freshman anus" — a prime example of Chris's mastery of the Spanish language. Presumably, he meant to write "año de freshman"; "freshman year".]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Spanish|Spanish]]''' is an Indo-European language spoken by over 350,000,000 people worldwide, one of whom is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris often uses Spanish in his videos and comics, as it is one of the few things that he actually learned at [[Manchester High School]] (however poorly). He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]].

However, Chris's sub-par knowledge of Spanish does not seem to deter him from [[racism]] against [[Joshua Martinez|Hispanics]], creating a stereotypical [[Heather Iglesias|babysitter in his comics]] and a highly stereotypical sombrero-wearing Pokémon called [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]], who "confuses its enemies with its language." Of note is that Chris has apparently learned the European dialect of Spanish as is common in the Northwest Coast, unlike the Cuban that is taught in Florida or the Mexican that is taught in the southmost states, as noted by his use of European terms like "ascensor" for an elevator instead of "elevador", as well as him pronouncing the W as "doble V" instead of "doble U".

==Why Spanish Speakers hate Chris==

As demonstrated in the picture above, Chris's grasp of Spanish is just slightly weaker than his grasp over the [[Chris and English|English language.]] The best sources of this are his [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009|address]] to our [[Liquid Chris|hero]] and the description his [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|hotel]]. He even makes note of his Spanish on his [[resume]]. Chris is so sure of his mastery of Spanish that he feels himself entitled to mix the language to create [[Noviophobia]], which has its own whole set of problems.

==Ricardo Weston Chandler==
'''Ricardo Weston Chandler''' is [[Chris's]] Spanish alter-ego. Presumably named in honor of Ricky Ricardo, star of ''[[I Love Lucy]]'', one of Chris's favorite TV shows.

Presumably a "Spanish name" he chose for Spanish class (a general practice in language classes where students will take a name in the language they're learning in order to "get into" the culture and language). Of course, while most people forget about this when they've left the course (or in some cases, even the teachers abandon the practice shortly into the course), Chris has adopted "Ricardo" as his actual Spanish name and uses it for his Spanish related endeavors. Of note is that Chris has apparently learned the European dialect of Spanish as is common in the Northwest Coast, unlike the Cuban that is taught in Florida or the Mexican that is taught in the southmost states, as noted by his use of European terms like "ascensor" for an elevator instead of "elevador", as well as him pronouncing the W as "doble V" instead of "doble U".

He is oblivious to the fact that in most European languages, people do not change their name when using a different language, but instead use the language's native form of the name, or transliterate it to fit the language's orthography. While Christian is actually a rather common name in Hispanic countries, if it were translated, his full name would be "Cristóbal Cristian Weston Velero". Of course it must be noted that Ricardo's linguistic skills have brought us gems such as [[noviophobia]]. It should also be noted that Ricardo is the Spanish and Portuguese version of the name "Richard", which is sometimes shortened to [[duck|"Dick"]].

==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]
*"[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
*[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]
*[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]
*[[Mumble_2#Chris.27s_fail-riffic_Spanish|Mumble 2]]
*[[OkCupid]]
*[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
*[[SingStar_Challenge#Transcript|SingStar Challenge]]
*[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]

==See also==
*[[Noviophobia]], from the Spanish ''novio'', "boyfriend"
*[[Heather Iglesias]], a lesbian nanny who works for [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]
*[[Chris and English]]
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Chris and Spanish

2010-06-14T06:55:35Z

ConCat: /* Why Spanish Speakers hate Chris */

[[Image:Ano de freshman.png|thumb|right|229px|"Freshman anus" — a prime example of Chris's mastery of the Spanish language. Presumably, he meant to write "año de freshman"; "freshman year".]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Spanish|Spanish]]''' is an Indo-European language spoken by over 350,000,000 people worldwide, one of whom is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris often uses Spanish in his videos and comics, as it is one of the few things that he actually learned at [[Manchester High School]] (however poorly). He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]].

However, Chris's sub-par knowledge of Spanish does not seem to deter him from [[racism]] against [[Joshua Martinez|Hispanics]], creating a stereotypical [[Heather Iglesias|babysitter in his comics]] and a highly stereotypical sombrero-wearing Pokémon called [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]], who "confuses its enemies with its language." Of note is that Chris has apparently learned the European dialect of Spanish as is common in the Northwest Coast, unlike the Cuban that is taught in Florida or the Mexican that is taught in the southmost states, as noted by his use of European terms like "ascensor" for an elevator instead of "elevador", as well as him pronouncing the W as "doble V" instead of "doble U".

==Why Spanish Speakers hate Chris==

As demonstrated in the picture above, Chris's grasp of Spanish is just slightly weaker than his grasp over the [[Chris and English|English language.]] The best sources of this are his [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009|address]] to our [[Liquid Chris|hero]] and the description his [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|hotel]]. He even makes note of his Spanish on his [[resume]]. Chris is so sure of his mastery of Spanish that he feels himself entitled to mix the language with [[Noviophobia]], which has its own whole set of problems.

==Ricardo Weston Chandler==
'''Ricardo Weston Chandler''' is [[Chris's]] Spanish alter-ego. Presumably named in honor of Ricky Ricardo, star of ''[[I Love Lucy]]'', one of Chris's favorite TV shows.

Presumably a "Spanish name" he chose for Spanish class (a general practice in language classes where students will take a name in the language they're learning in order to "get into" the culture and language). Of course, while most people forget about this when they've left the course (or in some cases, even the teachers abandon the practice shortly into the course), Chris has adopted "Ricardo" as his actual Spanish name and uses it for his Spanish related endeavors. Of note is that Chris has apparently learned the European dialect of Spanish as is common in the Northwest Coast, unlike the Cuban that is taught in Florida or the Mexican that is taught in the southmost states, as noted by his use of European terms like "ascensor" for an elevator instead of "elevador", as well as him pronouncing the W as "doble V" instead of "doble U".

He is oblivious to the fact that in most European languages, people do not change their name when using a different language, but instead use the language's native form of the name, or transliterate it to fit the language's orthography. While Christian is actually a rather common name in Hispanic countries, if it were translated, his full name would be "Cristóbal Cristian Weston Velero". Of course it must be noted that Ricardo's linguistic skills have brought us gems such as [[noviophobia]]. It should also be noted that Ricardo is the Spanish and Portuguese version of the name "Richard", which is sometimes shortened to [[duck|"Dick"]].

==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]
*"[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
*[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]
*[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]
*[[Mumble_2#Chris.27s_fail-riffic_Spanish|Mumble 2]]
*[[OkCupid]]
*[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
*[[SingStar_Challenge#Transcript|SingStar Challenge]]
*[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]

==See also==
*[[Noviophobia]], from the Spanish ''novio'', "boyfriend"
*[[Heather Iglesias]], a lesbian nanny who works for [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]
*[[Chris and English]]
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Chris and Spanish

2010-06-14T06:54:59Z

ConCat: /* Why Spanish Speakers hate Chris */

[[Image:Ano de freshman.png|thumb|right|229px|"Freshman anus" — a prime example of Chris's mastery of the Spanish language. Presumably, he meant to write "año de freshman"; "freshman year".]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Spanish|Spanish]]''' is an Indo-European language spoken by over 350,000,000 people worldwide, one of whom is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris often uses Spanish in his videos and comics, as it is one of the few things that he actually learned at [[Manchester High School]] (however poorly). He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]].

However, Chris's sub-par knowledge of Spanish does not seem to deter him from [[racism]] against [[Joshua Martinez|Hispanics]], creating a stereotypical [[Heather Iglesias|babysitter in his comics]] and a highly stereotypical sombrero-wearing Pokémon called [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]], who "confuses its enemies with its language." Of note is that Chris has apparently learned the European dialect of Spanish as is common in the Northwest Coast, unlike the Cuban that is taught in Florida or the Mexican that is taught in the southmost states, as noted by his use of European terms like "ascensor" for an elevator instead of "elevador", as well as him pronouncing the W as "doble V" instead of "doble U".

==Why Spanish Speakers hate Chris==

As demonstrated in the picture above, Chris's grasp of Spanish is just slightly weaker than his grasp over the [[Chris and English|English language.]] The best sources of this is his [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009|address]] to our [[Liquid Chris|hero]] and the description his [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|hotel]]. He even makes note of his Spanish on his [[resume]]. Chris is so sure of his mastery of Spanish that he feels himself entitled to mix the language with [[Noviophobia]], which has its own whole set of problems.

==Ricardo Weston Chandler==
'''Ricardo Weston Chandler''' is [[Chris's]] Spanish alter-ego. Presumably named in honor of Ricky Ricardo, star of ''[[I Love Lucy]]'', one of Chris's favorite TV shows.

Presumably a "Spanish name" he chose for Spanish class (a general practice in language classes where students will take a name in the language they're learning in order to "get into" the culture and language). Of course, while most people forget about this when they've left the course (or in some cases, even the teachers abandon the practice shortly into the course), Chris has adopted "Ricardo" as his actual Spanish name and uses it for his Spanish related endeavors. Of note is that Chris has apparently learned the European dialect of Spanish as is common in the Northwest Coast, unlike the Cuban that is taught in Florida or the Mexican that is taught in the southmost states, as noted by his use of European terms like "ascensor" for an elevator instead of "elevador", as well as him pronouncing the W as "doble V" instead of "doble U".

He is oblivious to the fact that in most European languages, people do not change their name when using a different language, but instead use the language's native form of the name, or transliterate it to fit the language's orthography. While Christian is actually a rather common name in Hispanic countries, if it were translated, his full name would be "Cristóbal Cristian Weston Velero". Of course it must be noted that Ricardo's linguistic skills have brought us gems such as [[noviophobia]]. It should also be noted that Ricardo is the Spanish and Portuguese version of the name "Richard", which is sometimes shortened to [[duck|"Dick"]].

==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]
*"[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
*[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]
*[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]
*[[Mumble_2#Chris.27s_fail-riffic_Spanish|Mumble 2]]
*[[OkCupid]]
*[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
*[[SingStar_Challenge#Transcript|SingStar Challenge]]
*[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]

==See also==
*[[Noviophobia]], from the Spanish ''novio'', "boyfriend"
*[[Heather Iglesias]], a lesbian nanny who works for [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]
*[[Chris and English]]
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Talk:Chris and Spanish

2010-06-14T05:46:56Z

ConCat: /* Merge */

==Renaming==
*I see what you did there, Eamoo, and its great. i was thinking, wouldnt you want to rename the "Works in which CWC uses Spanish" for somethin else?, cuz of the mumble and okcupid--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 04:34, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

Coincidentally, I had thought to make a Spanish page just earlier today. I didn't envision it so much as a list as an actual article, but that's still kinda spooky. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:22, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
*I have though about adding a section in chris and race for chris and other languages, but maybe could i put here?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:15, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
*The only other language Chris is even aware of as far as we know is Spanish. Put it here I suppose. Put a bit in Chris and Race too though. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:21, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
**though chris "uses" (and that's being generous) japanese in random random intervals, such as the -chan and -san and the shin all of which he knows nothing about what their meanings or uses are.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:24, 18 May 2010 (UTC)

==Merge==
We already have [[Ricardo Weston Chandler]] for this purpose. I suggest we merge the two pages. Perhaps it is more intuitive to make the page name "Spanish." Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:26, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
*it would be a good idea since there isn't much we can work this out of.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 17:32, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
*I think we should make the pages more distinct from eachother. Make this page about Christian's abuse of the Spanish language and make the RWC page focus on the name itself. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:42, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
**I think that adding a section outlining Chris's abuse of the language will help the article, but it will remain a stub article. And the RWC article can't be elaborated on much more that it already is. I feel merging the articles will help them in this respect. [[User:Zephed|Zephed]] 21:34, 18 May 2010 (UTC)
***Hellz yeah. Merge the pages.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:31, 23 May 2010 (UTC)
****Merge dis bitch--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:23, 13 June 2010 (UTC)
*** I think that merging is a good idea. I made a start of an 'abuse of Spanish' section, but I didn't have the time or the expertise to get very specific. ---[[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 05:46, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007

2010-06-13T20:56:27Z

ConCat: /* Adam Stackhouse wins, Chris is sad and likes Megan "so much" */

The following is a transcript of the known e-mails between Megan and Chris from August through [[December 2007]]. The only thing that has been removed are the email ads at the bottom of each page.

Megan's e-mails are in light red, Chris is in light blue.

==Adam Stackhouse wins, Chris is a horrible cheater and likes Megan "so much"==
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Fri, 3 Aug 2007 9:08:40 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Well, I'm emotionally busted... :(

I just learned that I am not the [[Adam Stackhouse|winner]] of the PaRappa [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Chop Chop Master Onion Contest]]; among their ten videos, they were organized Alphabetically (I checked the html source, and that explained why I was number 7. Anyway, that lucky jerk, admstackhouse (assumed to be his e-mail name), gets to go to Seattle. That SOB should have really been disqualified; his dance was supposed to be MUSIC-FREE, yet he has some s***y beatbox noises in the background throughout his video (so did two others).

I am [[Chris and Anger|Angry]], Depressed and Lonesome ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY. I worked so d*** hard; I sent like over 500 messages between MySpace, Playstation Network and AOL. And I even made up over 120 dummy e-mail accounts to match with their dummy Playstation accounts, so I could stuff the f***in' ballot...

I really wanted to take you somewhere fun and exciting so you and I could be together for longer than usual...and I really wanted to give you and John each a PSP... *sigh* [[Fail|I've failed]]. So much effort...rappin' and dancin' with goofy effects to be even considered...spreading the word as far and wide as possible...wasted. And I did it all for you, Megan; I had you in my heart as I chopped the Onion A-La Mode dance...I gave so much energy, even had a gut virus for a couple of days...crazy I guess.

Anyway, I'm not in such a delighful mood at this time; it may take a few days or so for me to recover...then again, you make me feel happy...I just realized that you were and still are a continuing inspiration for me. I looked at you in our photo ever since you left for Kentucky, and I get a happy feeling... from the feeling of having you to fall on when I feel low. You are such a delightful listener, and you are truly intelligent when you talk about what interests you and such. I am so delighted to have you in my life, and I appreciate you everyday. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Oh, so what if I didn't win that trip; I still can look forward to being able to coming over to your house, or you to mine, sometime. And I will get to see you at least on Fridays (although I'd like to be able to be with you much more than that). I like you so much, Megan.

As for the what happened at [[the Game Place]]; it was so-so, and I didn't get any Soul Calibur cards today. Although from my monthly tugboat, I did get the new [[Guitar Hero]] game and the PS1 classic, [[Wikipedia:UmJammer Lammy|UmJammer Lammy]], some ink for my printer, a bunch of slim cd and DVD cases and a 4GB memory stick duo.

Although I'm certain you have oodles of stories of your days in Kentucky, and I truly look forward to listening to you telling me about them. :)

Thank you, Megan, for being my continuing inspiration. I hope you all are doing well, and I await your safe and sound return. Take care.

Faithfully yours; Chris Chan.
}}

==Chris hopes to make Adam Stackhouse lose by a loophole in the rules==
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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Sun, 5 Aug 2007 8:13:34 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Dearest Megan,

Yesterday, after some rest, I still felt [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and resentment against that [[Adam Stackhouse|lucky S.O.B. winner]]. But I have found two faults in his video that were against the official rules; there was music, and there was more than one person in the video. I also found three more out of the remaining nine with the similar violations. I have sent some e-mails among the Playstation consumer services, and I have called the company personally and registered my grand complaint. It's not a matter of jealousy or loss; it's the principal of rule violations. Justice will be done to the seven people involved in the four violating videos, or I am not [[Autism|Autistic]].

Anyway, I wanted to let you know about that. I hope you all are still doing well in Kentucky, and I will truly feel so much better when I see you personally in front of me [[Chris and sex|safe and sound]]. :)

Faithfully yours; Chris Chan. <3<3<3
}}

==Shit hits the fan, Chris confesses his love==
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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Tue, 7 Aug 2007 2:51:47 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: OUCH....My Heart...

Megan, sweetie, [[List of Chris's lies|I NEVER said anything about you being my "girlfriend"]]; in the video, I said, "The only song I know is 'Master Onion' which I got from a demo I borrowed from my friend, Megan. [[List of Chris's lies|I truly care about your feelings, and I am 500 times sorry... :_( I meant what all I did when I talk about you to be complimentive and flattering, not the contrary. I was only trying to make you happy.]]

I NEVER meant any [[Fuck Quest|"sexual harrassment"]]; granted that [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|I have had one or two fantasies before]], but [[Lie|I sincerely would NEVER intentionally do anything of the sort to you without your consent]]. You mean SOOOOOO much to me... As youu are aware, I'm guessing, I do not have many [[gal pal|gal-pals]] in or around [[Charlottesville]], and I treasure having you in my life, and as my closest, sweetest friend I could ever have in this one-hores, [[Virgina is for Virgins|VIRGIN-ONLY STATE]]. If I lost you... it would [[Heart level|TOTALLY SHATTER my heart]], my soul, my being. I CAN NOT AFFOARD to lose you; I need you. Having you in my life, and as my gal-pal, is essentally wkat keeps me from reverting to a sad, lonely, depressed, apocolyptic state, like I have expierenced before when that witch of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], SHATTERED MY HEART AND SOUL when I was searching for a [[boyfriend-free girl|BOYFRIEND-FREE]], caring, [[Tobacky|smoke-free]], [[Alcohol|non-alcoholic]], white girl to be my friend, and over time maybe grow into a SWEETHEART. Even right now, as I type this E-mail, I feel like I have been torn vertically into two, and I am typing on a keyboard that has been turned upwardly crooked from being banged against a raised knee... It really hurts...

I will remove the video from the internet soon as per your request, and I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want you and me to still be friends. And as much as I truly understand how you feel about romance and love, I can't deny the feelings in my heart... I MISSED YOU SOOOOO MUCH; I would look at our [[Chris and religion|sacred photo]] every night, and I would feee soooo much happier, because I have you as my one-and-only, single-solitary, once-in-a-lifetime-like, gal-pal. And I would wonder how you were getting along and faring in Kentucky, and I would hope to get to see you again in front of me soon... Megan... [[Love Quest|I love ou]].

I gotta go.

Faithfully yours; Christian W. Chandler.
}}

==Megan is annoyed and creeped out==
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com Cc: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 12:42 am 
Subject: .....

Christian-

I haven't been checking my email until recently, and I just want to say that your [[Chris and psychology|behavior has irritated me]] for the last time. First I'll start off with saying that I'm glad you didn't win the contest because I have no interest in going on a trip alone with someone who can't keep his hands off me. I'm not your girlfriend and I never will be. When I say "don't touch me" that means DON'T TOUCH ME! What may seem friendly to you is [[Fuck Quest|sexual harrassment]] to me. You whine that you're just being friendly but you obviously have no consideration for my feelings. The way you went off on Nina because she patted me on the head was very rude and uncalled for. Just because someone else has made physical contact with me doesn't give you the authority to do so. Remember, I have the right to decide who can come near me.

Also I can't say I like how you used my photo in your video and on the cover of your comic book. I want them removed from the internet immediately. Since I'm not a myspace member I can't view what you post. If there are any photos of me on your blog I want them removed.

And I don't like your [[Megan Shrine|"Megan Obsession"]] I don't like being [[Sailor Megtune|a character]] in your [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]]. I don't like how you made me a character in [[Soul Calibur|Soulcalibur]] and [[Animal Crossing]]. That kind of behavior really freaks me out.

With all that said, we're down to two options: A: We remain friends and ONLY friends period. As in no more touching me, following me, asking me personal questions, and giving me things. We can still battle and trade cards and talk. -or- B: Never see me again

I'm sorry it's come down to this but I've told you repeatedly in a nice way to stop, but you've never listened.

I hope you will finally take what I just said into serious consideration, and know now that if try your advances again I won't be very nice about it.

Please listen to me next time ~Megan
}}

==Chris begs Megan not to leave him==
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: cwcsonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 11:55 am 
Subject: Hey.

I took care of the video; I edited the original video by removing the pic, then I uploaded the new to repace the old. So your face is not in there anymore.

I was depressed ALL DAY from those harsh words, [[List of Chris's lies|but I'm not blaming you]]. I can only guess something unexpected happened that wasn't in favor. I apologize if I have offended you in any way. Please don't leave me, Sweet Friend, Megan.

Faithfully yours;

Chris Chan.
}}

==Chris says he's not angry or jealous of Adam Stackhouse anymore==
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Wed, 8 Aug 2007 3:46 pm 
Subject: I now understand.

I understand the possible irriation from being touched, but I now realize what may have set off the [[Chris and Anger|burst of anger]]. It was because of my immature behavior (with jealousy) over the winner of that contest, wasn't it? I wanted you to know that [[List of Chris's lies|I have honestly given up on that erronious behavior]]. I do apologize for having expressed that anger, and I offer a peaceful rainbow as my promise to not get jealous and express such anger again.

You, Megan, truly are an inspiration for the better, even a neccessary [[Love Quest|"better half"]], for me. I thank you for leading me toward the light of better judgement.

I hope to see you again soon. <3<3<3<3

Faithfully yours; Chris Chan. :)
}}

==Chris continues to beg Megan not to leave==
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Mon, 13 Aug 2007 8:27:50 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Hey...How you doing?

It's been a while, and I haven't heard anything from you. So I thought I would check in.

I can only imagine what your may be feeling from the recent trauma. I truly care and worry about you. I wanted you to know that I blurted out my confession, because [[Heart level|my heart was hit so bad]], that it sprung a leak... it leaked pain, torment and the [[Semen|deep feelings I had held in for so long]]. *sigh*

I can't apologize enough for hurting you the way I did with my jealously over the [[Adam Stackhouse|rule-violating winner]], for my lonely, [[Chris and sex|wandering hands]] wanting to feel your gentle, and spunky, soul, for figiting over such trivial gestures that some others were permitted to share with you, whereas you wouldn't permit me to for your reasons... Not knowing your current feelings, not knowing what else is going on in your world, not knowing if you and I are still the closest friends to have been for almost two whole years... is all a great weight on my still-recovering heart and my tearful soul... It's hard for me to enjoy things as I did while I knew you and I were sweet friends, and as I felt there could have been a strong foundation for my one bright future in this [[Autism|cursed Autistic life]]. But since I read that message last week and not having heard anything new from you, my faith for that future felt sooo lost; my faith in our friendship wained thin.

[[Virgin with rage|I CAN'T LOSE YOU, Megan Schroeder]], you are the foundation of my happiness after the depression from my LONG, ENDURING Love Quest, you are the inspiration for me to carry on as I was able to for the past greater than a year and so on, you were the reason that I was able to shed fewest tears for that time.

Please, please, please, forgive me, let me know that you and I are still the closest friends, and don't deprive you and me of our fun by boycotting the Friday trips to [[the Game Place]].

Truly, I just would fall into an infinite sink-hole of depression if I lost you from my life, and it would be an unbearable tragedy... *sigh*

Please reply as soon as possible.

<3<3<3.....<3........<.....3................

Christian Weston Chandler.
}}

==Chris talks about another contest and his ENDURING LOVE QUEST==
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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Subject: Hey, Megan 
Date: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:09 pm 
Attachments: Patti-Chan_Folklore_plus_details.jpg (238K), Patti-Chan_Folklore.jpg (111K)

I didn't get a chance to tell you, but it was truly good to see that you all got back safe from Kentucky...I truly did miss you. Also it is a weight off my shoulders to hear from you that we are still good friends.

Anyhoo, how did John do in his Mechanics class; what was his grade and such? How was your stay in Kentucky? And have you been practicing your Guitar skills on your PS2? *I hope you got better. :)

Also, a few weeks ago, I learned about the Folklore Create-A-Creature contest on the Playstation website; make up a unique creature suitable for the Fantasy world of the upcoming PS3 game, write up the details of the character and send in the .jpg file. Five will be chosen, among whom will win a copy of the PS3 game and a matching artwork book, and Only One will be programmed into a upcoming Downloable-from-the-Playstation-Store Add-On where the creature will be catchable and playable in the game. Simply put, I sent in Patti-Chan (see image below). Speaking of Patti, cute-like story, it was June 27, 2007, the date of the first year anniversary since her accent to heaven. On that date, neither of us realizing the anniversary yet, but my mother talked about going to the local SPCA building and adopting a new dog. That night, I realized it upon a Random Remembering, and I cried for a while, so did my mother after I had informed her. But we did realize that we talked about adopting a new dog on the date of the first anniversary. Bless her soul.

Well, like I said, I will be returing to the [[University of Virginia|UVA's Alderman Library]] twice a week starting Sept. 4 to resume my Sweetheart Search (AKA [[Love Quest]]). *sigh* It will be lonely, torturing and enduring like it has been in the past, but I have my dream of a lil' [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]. And the movies and games on my PSP will give me something else to think about as I go back to wishin', hopin', and prayin' to be found by an "18-25-Year Old, caring, sweet, smoke-free, non-alcoholic, white girl" (hopefully a virgin) "to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up". And at the end of each lonely wait, I will quote my old [[random access humor|joke]] of a commercial, "Call Right Now, and we'll send you a Beautiful Girlfriend FREE". Then I will pretend to call RIGHT NOW, and always get BUPKIS. *sigh* Whatever.

One more thing, while I'm thinking about it, are you finished with the [[Wikipedia:Pokémon Ranger|Pok'emon Ranger]] DS game yet, because I still remember our deal?

Well, take care you all; I'll see you all again next Friday.

Your Friend; Chris Chan.
}}

==Megan is going to give Chris some stuff, appreciates him backing off==
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From: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Cc: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
Subject: hey 
Date: Mon, 1 Oct 2007 5:37 pm

That's odd...according to my yahoo sent items folder it was sent. 
It pretty much said how I had all the unwanted cards. And I am looking for 3 cards now since you somehow figured out Revenant was on that list as well. Dang you're good! The [[Wikipedia:Universal Fighting System|UFS cards]] I'm looking for are these: Manas & Ayas (note I think the card spells it "Ayus" which is different from the game's spelling) It's from the first SC expansion Voldo (from the first exp. 4 dots, standing upright, arms crossed) Voldo (a promo card, back facing us, butt visible, the image is an official namco drawing) And I'm also really looking for ANYTHING on the StreetFighter character [[Wikipedia:Vega (Street Fighter)|Vega]]. And one more thing, a Promo card of R. Mika. (I think the picture- she has her arms in the air.) And that's it. I hope you get lucky! Not saying you would but please don't start a R.Mika deck...I worked hard and hate being copied. You stick with the Greek Girls!

I also said how I'm doing a major room clean and can give you things I don't want. I'm still finding more stuff but so far I have: 
Absolute Boyfriend poster 
figurine of Primera from the series [[Wikipedia:Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle|Tsubasa Chronicle]] 
[[Wikipedia:Tokyo Boys & Girls|Tokyo Boys and Girls]] vol.1 (manga) 
[[Wikipedia:Someday's Dreamers|Someday's Dreamers: Spellbound]] vol.1 (manga) 
a [[My Little Pony]] badge/button/pin thing 
Some more extra [[Sailor Moon|Sailormoon]] cards

I'm sure I'll find more stuff, let me know if you want any and all of the above. In exchange for whatever cards you find or something Still haven't played SCIII <nowiki>*sigh</nowiki>...I'll get around to it soon...

Let me know and thanks!

~Megan

PS I also said thank you for finally understanding and giving me space and toning down your affections. Even so I also said that you are still my good friend and take everything you've given me and done with great appreciation.
}}

==Chris talks about cards and how lonely he is==
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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Subject: Re: hey 
Date: Mon, 1 Oct 2007 11:24 pm 
Okay, here's the summary:

[[wikipedia:Universal Fighting System|UFS]] SC Set 1 FOIL UR SR Manas & Ayas 
UFS New UR SR Promo Foil R Mika 
From same Vendor for total of $8.25 
UFS Street Fighter Vega SF02 092/126 
From another Vendor for a total of $4 
UFS Street Fighter VEGA'S CLAW SF02...096/126 Rare 
From another for a total of $3.99 
UFS Street Fighter FOIL Vega SF1P****06/12 PROMO 
UFS Soulcalibur III FOIL Voldo SC3P****14/16 PROMO 
UFS Soulcalibur III FOIL Voldo SC01****091/143 URARE 
From Paladin Game and Hobbies for a total of $10.72

Which totals to (rounded up) $27, and with the $4 from Revenants, that makes it $31. Although I would feel better with a total cash settlement (or installments totaling to), I will take off $18 for your listed merchandise in your recent e-mail, taking the total down to $13. Also, for your information, you have mentioned the Revenant card in your e-mail from your Yahoo address you sent on the 30th of Sept. And as for the whole toning down the affections thing... in a nutshell, yes that's what I did... but I had to redirect them towards going back to my Sweetheart Search... Until I am found by a Boyfriend-Free Girl who can and is willing to grow into my sweetheart, (since I have no new special someone to call upon yet) I am finding myself still silently calling for you when I'm feeling lonely... Quite the quandry. 
Anyhoo, I will let you know of any updates, or I will read your reply.

Take care; 
Chris Chan.
}}

==Megan also talks about cards==
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From: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Cc: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
Subject: Re: hey 
Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2007 10:53 am

Thank you very much. I will bring you the 13$ and merchandise this friday. Thank you for finding these cards I never find what I'm looking for too often.

I will also bring the lot of girl cards and I hope to find the rest of the cassandras as well. Can you list me the holos you have and I'll tell you ahead what I'm interested in. Only list what you're willing to trade. And when you list found/act/attk please write beside- the character they go with like Despair-Voldo. 
Thanks so much again! See you soon!

~Megan
}}
==Chris talks about Crocs and how he was kicked out of the library for soliciting sex==
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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Subject: Just wanted to warn John... 
Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2007 8:37 pm

I've just learned on the [[Wikipedia:John_Tesh#John_Tesh_Radio_Show|John Tesh Radio Show]] that people who wear [[Wikipedia:Crocs|Croc Shoes]] on escelators are having their toes, toenails gnashed, torn off or worse. If he is in an area where there is an escelator, encourage him to use an elevator or stairs.

I have not received the cards yet, nor have I been able to get that second [[Wikipedia:Manaphy#Manaphy|Manaphy]] egg yet. I've had a surprise Tuesday while I was sittin' at the [[University of Virginia|Alderman Library]] (waitin' to be found by a Boyfriend-Free girl). Some old hag and her bodyguard approached me and made it obvious that it was verbodden to find True Love there. Who did she think she was; the wife of the Pope? I disregarded her intrusion, but I am cautious about the possibility of another clash of battle, like in the past with that Witch of PVCC, Mary Lee Walsh, that Jerkief at Fashion Square and the Manajerks at Wal-Mart and Target. Unlike Tuesday and the previous events, I am much saltier than I was.

I will never fall for the FALSE Law of True Love searching and sharing being illegal in the State of Virginia, or in short "Virginia is for Virgins," nor will I quit chillin' at the Library's Lounge Tuesdays and Thursdays with a printed advertisement in the neighborhood.

But I digress. I will see you at the Game Place tomorrow.

Take Care; 
Chris Chan.
}}

==Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself==
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: I'm sorry... <nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

The hugging was one thing, but when I heard the smack of your kiss on his cheek, it started a chain reaction in my head from "OMG" to simultanious infuration and jealousy. I assure you that I would not do anything extreme to Christopher.

Originally, I was not fond of him, because it was obvious that he was a [[homos|homo]]. Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation. I've seen [[Wikipedia:Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina|the episode]] of "[[South Park]]" where [[Wikipedia:Herbert Garrison|Mr. Garrison]] had that operation; they showed the gruesome details. ugh...

I was programmed to be more favorable towards women over those of my gender. With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences. Those doofs get all the luck, having a Sweetheart to care for and to be cared from, getting all the hugs, kisses and e motional support and the security of a solid future without lonliness and with love and children. And besides that, my Autism is not much help on the programming of my mind. *sigh*

Oh, my life.

I have been trying to move on, but I still have caring feelings for you, Megan, since I still have not found another Boyfriend-Free woman to transfer the care to. I sit at the UVA's Alderman library for Three Hours on Tuesdays and Thursdays, with a printed advertisement taped on the bar-type furniture across from me, and I am waiting, hoping and praying to be found/picked up by a Boyfriend-Free, 18-25-year old, caring, smoke-free, non-alcholic, white woman, who will voluntarily be my Gal-Pal to Girlfriend to Sweetheart. Can you understand the loneliness I feel from days and days of not even being approached by a caring someone while I wait and wait and wait to be found by a caring someone? Not only is it Very Lonesome, but it is Tiresome, Troubling and Frustrating... *sigh* It's been that way since the beginning of my Sweetheart Search in August, 2003. Granted the relieving heart poundings I felt for you for over a year, until the e-mail I received during the Parappa contest last August.

But rest-assured, aside from the past issues and angst against the males of the Boyfriend-Factor, I, Christian Christopher Weston Chandler, have not and will not ever have any intention of killing or murdering or physically ensue pain towards any person, including your Christopher.

I am sorry about Friday night, Megan.

Take care; Christian Christopher Weston Chandler.
}}

==Megan had it worse in school==
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From: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Cc: pearl3 <fourdogs4@sitestar.net> 
Subject: ok 
Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 5:18 pm

Ok, thanks for the reassurance. Yes I can understand your lonliness because I was the same way...worse maybe. I mean you actually had friends through school. I didn't have any friends at all. I was treated very badly by everyone. To the point where I had to drop out and graduate through homeschool. I still want you to know that you are still my friend. And I am grateful for everything you've done. When I look through my huge book of Sailormoon cards, I'm almost to tears because YOU were the reason it has grown into a magnificent collection! :) I appreciate everything you've done and given me. Thank you. I'm still not interested in marriage though. It's not my style. ;) Well hopefully things will work out now.

And let me know if there was anything you wanted for the foil [[Wikipedia:Street Fighter Alpha 3|R. Mika]] cards you have. I even have extra commons for her if you're interested. Talk to you later You take care and feel better soon. haha I'm still shy about his affections though! I'm like, ok, I'm on his lap, what do I do? hahaha 
~Megan
}}

==Chris wants to know why she sat on Christopher's lap==
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From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Subject: Hey, I'm cool. 
Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2007 9:25 pm

Yeah, I'm mostly over what happened Friday. But I have a single quandry to ask, and I would appreciate an [[Honest Content|honest answer]], please. Did Christopher ask you to sit on his lap, or what incentive gave you reason to do that? Please reply with an honest answer.

Other note, I picked up a couple of blank [[wikipedia:Universal Fighting System|UFS League cards]] for you and John to sign your names on; I'll give them to you two Friday. No tournament happened earlier; not enough people.

Take care; 
Chris Chan.
}}

==Megan is pissed that Chris is nosing in her business==
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−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
To: cwcsonichu@aol.com 
Sent: Sun, 21 Oct 2007 4:24 am 
Subject: what's up?

Christian I can probably understand how you're feeling. You looked [[Chris and anger|pretty pissed]].....not to mention giving my friend the "fucky finger".

Why? Why do you hate him so much? Cause now he's really scared that you're going to go after him and kill him!

Besides if you have to hate someone, it should be me because I'M the one who didn't return your feelings and didn't want a serious relationship. Remember I have the right to decide who I want to be with. Now I'm not saying that I hate you. You are still my friend....that is if you're going to stop keep getting grudges and tormenting my friend. You're hatred and jealousy towards him is affecting me as well. How do I know you're not going to do something rash? So please just leave us alone.

I'd like for you to just accept this and move on. You have no right to hate him, he did nothing bad to you! Personally I thought you'd actually be happy for me. So please listen to me and please don't do anything bad and just leave Chris alone.

Please get back to me ~Megan
}}

==Chris is scared of some fanart==
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net 
Sent: Sat, 3 Nov 2007 11:50:23 PM Eastern Daylight Time 
Subject: Megan, I've had so much to worry about today

The Good News though is that I've had more fans for Sonichu than I thought. Now the worse to bad...

I got this [[Evan|E-Mail]] earlier that had a set of four fanart of Sonichu and ME. While I enjoyed more the spoof of me sitting at by a box on a sidewalk, "Girlfriend Auditions," and the one with me glaring in the eyes of a blue hedgehog in armor. The OTHER TWO in that set of four... FREAKED, CREEPED AND SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!! (A lot worse than my freak-out over you on Christopher's lap last night; please keep that in private, in other words, "Get A Room.") I sent him a reply with respective [[Masturbating and squirtin'|criticism]]. I WAS INFURIATED!!!

Then later, I learn from an anonymous tipster about this girl'ss profile page on deviantART, while she has good and fun fanart of Sonichu, SHE IS TAKING THE CREDIT, AND PLACING A FAKE COPYRIGHT, 2007 WITH HER NAME ON IT!!! You, Me, and the rest of the Sonichu Fan Club know that Sonichu Was Born On MARCH, 17, 2000 (Y2K). I sent her a message requesting her to remover her claim of copyright with a warning of Legal Actions.

All the images are attached to this e-mail, or I can show them to you on my PSP later. =0 A I just needed to get that off my head and heart, since my mom fell asleep on me at the moment.

Okay, I'll see you hopefully at the UFS Tournament. Also, don't forget to set your clocks one hour back this weekend.

Take care; Chris Chan.
}}

==Chris talks about cards and mentions Lori==
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: fourdogs4@sitestar.net Cc: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Sent: Sun, 18 Nov 2007 2:45:14 PM Eastern Standard Time 
Subject: Just to let you know...

Hey, Megan. It became kind of a ghost-town at the Game Place last Friday; most of the children left. It's too bad you didn't make it. Anyway, I wanted to let you know that I got a Piplup and Turtwig through SUCCESSFUL Trades through the [[wikipedia:Global Trade Station|GTS (Wi-Fi)]]. Also, have you or John gone underground with the Explorers' Kit? I found 4 Skull Fossils, so I have 3 extra Craniados; if I don't get one through the GTS by the Friday after Thanksgiving (NO LEAGUE this coming Friday), I need the other fossil Pokemon of the Diamond/Pearl Generation (the one that evolves into Bastiedon). I will trade you or John a Craniados for that Fossil Pokemon. One more thing, please Show me a Palkia in my Diamond game, so I can try to get one through the GTS.

That's about it for now. Please reply ASAP.

Take care; Chris Chan.

P.S. This is [[Lori Lopez|Lori]]; the girl my buddy [[Joshua Martinez|Joshua]] is hooking me up with. She had it done at JMU; that's why it has her name on it.
}}

==Megan is curious==
{{quoteboxred|
From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com> 
To: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
Subject: Re: Just to let you know... 
Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:05 am

Well I'm not too far with Pearl but John has a lot of Pokemon. Have you met this girl yet? Well I hope it goes well for you. Let me know how it goes! I forgot to ask last night but could you find out if there will be UFS this coming sunday? Thanks!

Bye bye 
~Megan
}}
==Chris really likes Pokemon==
{{quotebox|
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com 
Subject: Re: Just to let you know... 
Date: Mon, 19 Nov 2007 2:17 pm

I'll be meeting [[Lori Lopez|Lori]] soon. I've traded a LV.20 Male Burmy for a Shieldon over the GTS, so I'm good on the fossils for now. Not this coming Sunday; it's Thanksgiving Weekend; No Pokemon this week either. Thank you for replying and letting meknow. Please work on getting that Palkia, so I can have my character see it, so I can find it through the GTS. I will likely start the Ranger adventure again so I can get my own Manaphy. BTW, try Manaphy and Ditto at the Day Care; my Player's Guide says there's a non-evolving baby Manaphy to be hatched from that combination.

Take care; 
Chris Chan.
}}

==Megan asks him for Nazi music or something==
{{quoteboxred|
From: Megan Schroeder <yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com> 
To: Christian Chandler <cwcsonichu@aol.com> 
Subject: one more favor? 
Date: Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:08 pm

Hey, I hope things go well between you and Lori.

Hope it's not a problem but I have ONE more request from [http://sailormusic.net/ Sailormusic.net]. I was going to download the ogg.vorbis thing but it didn't work...

On the international Albums could you please save all the German stuff for me please? I think each link is compressed file of several songs. Would that be ok with you? I would really like them and can't find them anywhere else...

Thanks again, I'll remember to bring Pokemon next time 
PS is it possible to save them and maybe email me the converted files? 
~Megan
}}

==Chris is boring and still likes Pokemon==
{{quotebox|
−−−−−Original Message−−−−− 
From: CWCSonichu@aol.com 
To: yoshimitsuharakiri@yahoo.com Cc: polizeigewalt@aim.com 
Sent: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 8:42:27 PM Eastern Standard Time 
Subject: Hey, Megan.

Just a reminder; please reply if otherwise, but please don't forget my [[wikipedia:Memory Stick#Memory Stick Duo|Memory Stick Duo]], as well as yours and John's Pokemon Diamond/Pearl games and DS Systems for when I meet you all at The End tomorrow.

I will be sure to come with my Wii and Pokemon Battle Revolution and my [[wikipedia:Datel Action Replay|Action Replay DS]] accessory.

I will check my e-mail tomorrow in the afternoon for your reply.

Take care, and see you all tomorrow. Chris Chan.
}}

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:20070807a-Meg-Piss Off.PNG
Image:Megan 07-10-20-1.PNG
Image:Megan_07-10-20-2.PNG
</gallery>

{{MeganSaga}}

[[Category:E-mails]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]

Chris and Spanish

2010-06-13T18:49:01Z

ConCat: /* Why Spanish Speakers hate Chris */

{{merge|Ricardo Weston Chandler}}

[[Image:Ano de freshman.png|thumb|right|229px|"Freshman anus" — a prime example of Chris's mastery of the Spanish language. Presumably, he meant to write "año de freshman"; "freshman year".]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Spanish|Spanish]]''' is an Indo-European language spoken by over 350,000,000 people worldwide, one of whom is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris often uses Spanish in his videos and comics, as it is one of the few things that he actually learned at [[Manchester High School]] (however poorly). He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]].

However, Chris's sub-par knowledge of Spanish does not seem to deter him from [[racism]] against [[Joshua Martinez|Hispanics]], creating a stereotypical [[Heather Iglesias|babysitter in his comics]] and a highly stereotypical sombrero-wearing Pokémon called [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]], who "confuses its enemies with its language." Of note is that Chris has apparently learned the European dialect of Spanish as is common in the Northwest Coast, unlike the Cuban that is taught in Florida or the Mexican that is taught in the southmost states, as noted by his use of European terms like "ascensor" for an elevator instead of "elevador", as well as him pronouncing the W as "doble V" instead of "doble U".

==Why Spanish Speakers hate Chris==

As demonstrated in the picture to the right, Chris's grasp of Spanish is almost as tenuous as his grasp over the [[Chris and English|English language.]] The best sources of this is his [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009|address]] to our [[Liquid Chris|Hero]] and the description his [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|hotel]]. He even makes note of his Spanish on his [[resume]]. Chris is so sure of his mastery of Spanish that he feels himself entitled to mix the language with [[Noviophobia]], which has its own whole set of problems.

==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]
*"[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
*[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]
*[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]
*[[Mumble_2#Chris.27s_fail-riffic_Spanish|Mumble 2]]
*[[OkCupid]]
*[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
*[[SingStar_Challenge#Transcript|SingStar Challenge]]
*[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]

==See also==
*[[Noviophobia]], from the Spanish ''novio'', "boyfriend"
*[[Heather Iglesias]], a lesbian nanny who works for [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]
*[[Chris and English]]
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Talk:Chris and Spanish

2010-06-13T18:48:25Z

ConCat: /* Merge */

Chris and Spanish

2010-06-13T18:46:55Z

ConCat:

{{merge|Ricardo Weston Chandler}}

[[Image:Ano de freshman.png|thumb|right|229px|"Freshman anus" — a prime example of Chris's mastery of the Spanish language. Presumably, he meant to write "año de freshman"; "freshman year".]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Spanish|Spanish]]''' is an Indo-European language spoken by over 350,000,000 people worldwide, one of whom is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris often uses Spanish in his videos and comics, as it is one of the few things that he actually learned at [[Manchester High School]] (however poorly). He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]].

However, Chris's sub-par knowledge of Spanish does not seem to deter him from [[racism]] against [[Joshua Martinez|Hispanics]], creating a stereotypical [[Heather Iglesias|babysitter in his comics]] and a highly stereotypical sombrero-wearing Pokémon called [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]], who "confuses its enemies with its language." Of note is that Chris has apparently learned the European dialect of Spanish as is common in the Northwest Coast, unlike the Cuban that is taught in Florida or the Mexican that is taught in the southmost states, as noted by his use of European terms like "ascensor" for an elevator instead of "elevador", as well as him pronouncing the W as "doble V" instead of "doble U".

==Why Spanish Speakers hate Chris==

As demonstrated in the picture to the right, Chris's grasp of Spanish is almost as tenuous as his grasp over the [[Chris and English|English language.]] The best sources of this is his [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009|address]] to our [[Liquid Chris|Hero]] and the description his [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|hotel]]. He even makes note of his Spanish on his [[resume]]. Chris is so sure of his mastery of Spanish that he feels himself entitled to mix the language with the portmanteau of [[Noviophobia]], which has its own whole set of problems.

==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]
*"[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
*[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]
*[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]
*[[Mumble_2#Chris.27s_fail-riffic_Spanish|Mumble 2]]
*[[OkCupid]]
*[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
*[[SingStar_Challenge#Transcript|SingStar Challenge]]
*[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]

==See also==
*[[Noviophobia]], from the Spanish ''novio'', "boyfriend"
*[[Heather Iglesias]], a lesbian nanny who works for [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]
*[[Chris and English]]
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Chris and Spanish

2010-06-13T18:45:20Z

ConCat:

{{merge|Ricardo Weston Chandler}}

[[Image:Ano de freshman.png|thumb|right|229px|"Freshman anus" — a prime example of Chris's mastery of the Spanish language. Presumably, he meant to write "año de freshman"; "freshman year".]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Spanish|Spanish]]''' is an Indo-European language spoken by over 350,000,000 people worldwide, one of whom is [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris often uses Spanish in his videos and comics, as it is one of the few things that he actually learned at [[Manchester High School]] (however poorly). He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|Ricardo]].

However, Chris's sub-par knowledge of Spanish does not seem to deter him from [[racism]] against [[Joshua Martinez|Hispanics]], creating a stereotypical [[Heather Iglesias|babysitter in his comics]] and a highly stereotypical sombrero-wearing Pokémon called [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]], who "confuses its enemies with its language." Of note is that Chris has apparently learned the European dialect of Spanish as is common in the Northwest Coast, unlike the Cuban that is taught in Florida or the Mexican that is taught in the southmost states, as noted by his use of European terms like "ascensor" for an elevator instead of "elevador", as well as him pronouncing the W as "doble V" instead of "doble U".

==Raping of Spanish==

As demonstrated in the picture to the right, Chris's grasp of Spanish is almost as tenuous as his grasp over the [[Chris and English|English language.]] The best sources of this is his [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009|address]] to our [[Liquid Chris|Hero]] and the description his [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|hotel]]. He even makes note of his Spanish on his [[resume]]. Chris is so sure of his mastery of Spanish that he feels himself entitled to mix the language with the portmanteau of [[Noviophobia]], which has its own whole set of problems.

==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]
*"[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
*[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]
*[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]
*[[Mumble_2#Chris.27s_fail-riffic_Spanish|Mumble 2]]
*[[OkCupid]]
*[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
*[[SingStar_Challenge#Transcript|SingStar Challenge]]
*[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]

==See also==
*[[Noviophobia]], from the Spanish ''novio'', "boyfriend"
*[[Heather Iglesias]], a lesbian nanny who works for [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]
*[[Chris and English]]
{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Christian's sex joke

2010-06-13T03:15:07Z

ConCat:

[[Christian's sex joke]] refers to the extremely retarded story [[Christian]] tells whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga|much, much saltier]]" than people expect. His first known use of the joke on the internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]].

He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts <ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted]]</ref>, in IRC,{{cite}} in one of his ED edits,<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble|Mumble Chat 7]]</ref>

==[[Fail|A GREAT ANECDOTE]]==

{{quote| There was this married couple, George and Barbie, and they have been working at having children of their own. One night, George came home after work, and he was tired. Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey. Rough Day?" "Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired." Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast." "Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?" Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the [[semen|MILK]], and I'll get an EGG." Later, they had a boy and a girl, [[Reginald Chandler|Junior Bacon]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Orange Juice]]. All Part of a [[fat|Balanced]] Breakfast.|[[Chris]]}}

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Random access humor]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Bubbles Rosechu

2010-06-12T05:55:09Z

ConCat: /* Love Quest */

{{quote|Bubbles has a bubbly personality; likes to have fun often, a bit goofy sometimes, yet serious when the situation calls for it.|-[[Mailbag 7#The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff|Chris]] on Bubbles's complete non-character}}
[[Image:Bubbles.jpg|thumb|right|Bubbles as she appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]
'''Bubbles''' is a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]] that formed from eggs released by the rainbow as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]].

Bubbles is arguably the most generic and useless member of the Chaotic Combo. She is a soulless filler character who has two main purposes in the comic. Her initial purpose was to balance the Chaotic Combo by having a water Pokemon in the mix. In later comics, her role was expanded to be a filler character for subplots, until [[Chris]] needed to find an appropriate romantic partner for other, more important characters. Despite the fact that she was hatched in 2004, Chris still insists that she is over 18 and therefore making porn of her and [[Blake]] doesn’t make him a [[pedofork]].

She is a combination of four characters:
*[[Raichu]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*Sally Acorn, one of the rare characters known for having boobs but no clothes
*[[Pokémon|Marill]]; notice her tail and color scheme

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]==
While in her unevolved Rosey form, Bubbles was raised by a [[Swampert]]. Unfortunately for the Swampert, a giant [[List of Sonichu_characters#Boulder-Dropping Whale|whale]] dropped a boulder on her and injured her. This forced Bubbles to evolve into her Rosechu form. This allowed her to save her adoptive mother.

==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]==
Bubbles first meets [[Blake]] while he is attempting to steal the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]]. He accidentally splashes her with a wave he created while riding a hover board. Despite being a water Pokémon, she is somehow offended by this, which inspires her to team up with the other [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] and defeat Blake. With whom she later has sex.

==[[Sonichu 5]]==
She has cameos in this issue but no speaking lines because she has no personality at all.

==[[Sonichu 6]]==
In this issue, Bubbles's attentions are strangely divided. One minute she pretends to be concerned about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister Crystal]] getting trapped in the mirror, the next minute she is talking about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s great basketball skills. She and [[Angelica]] think to themselves "What a dreamboat." Way to develop your characters, Chris.

==Episode 18 Prologue==
Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on February 2, 2008. This is a lame ass attempt to make Chris look like less of a pedophile. Shortly after, on March 21, she celebrates Blake’s birthday alone with him. They share a kiss after explaining how Blake has the maturity of a 20 year old despite being cloned only four years ago.

==[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring break]]==
While the other [[Rosechu]]s and [[Angelica]] are sun-bathing, Bubbles gives a lengthy explanation about why water Pokemon don’t need sunscreen and cannot tan (Why she wears a bathing suit when before she was running around naked, however, is never explained). [[Magi-Chan]] telepathically tells her that he has detected a [[Sonichu Ball]] in a nearby ocean. Before going to fetch it, Blake kicks sand in everyone’s faces to make him look like a bad guy. Bubbles steps up to "deal with this jerk." She restrains him and leads him away with the others to be alone with him. The other two Rosechus think it’s "cute" that they pretend to not be a couple.

Bubbles and Blake agree to have a romantic epilogue under a pier after she finds the Sonichu Ball. Unfortunately for Blake, [[Silvana]] takes the form of Bubbles so she can rape him just for laughs. Bubbles finds the Sonichu Ball, but not in time to save Blake. Silvana then transforms into Blake and tries to have sex with Bubbles. Magi-chan warns her first and then the two fight. Silvana just teleports away though.

== Love Quest ==
She's sexually attracted by Blake and wanted to have sex with him under a pier but Silvana got there first, disguising herself as Bubbles. In spite of this, she still adores Blake, never questioning how he managed to let his libido mask the fact that Silvana was a fake. Despite what most would consider a [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|critical lapse of judgment]] capable of ruining a relationship, she still married [[Blake]] on July 4th 2009.<ref>[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]</ref> Since Chris is a jerk, we're given no information about the wedding or the events leading up to it.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:262-ACBubbles.jpg
Image:263-ACBubblesBck.jpg
Image:265-YuBubbles.jpg
Image:266-Bubbles.jpg|Apparently Chris is too lazy to give many poses to this character.
Image:IvysBubbles to Blake.jpg|Bubbles, as depicted by [[Ivy]].
Image:Some Bubbly pun by the.jpg
</gallery>
</center>
{{CWCipedia|chris=Bubbles Rosechu}}

==References==
<references />

{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Characters]]

Mailbag 22

2010-06-08T04:08:37Z

ConCat: /* Chris still respects the Jewish community */

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 22''' was uploaded on 21 [[December 2009]]. On the 22nd, [[Chris]] answered 6 of the messages. The other 7 were all sent to his various rejected mailbags without a single line typed in response. To date, this is the most blatant act of censorship the [[CWCipedia]] has ever seen.

The only real highlights of this mailbag are a response that implies that more [[Homos|gay men]] in the world would be a "total negative influence on [Chris]", and the revelation that the only reason Chris has not attempted to kill [[Clyde]] is the fact that he doesn't know where he lives. All of the really good letters, such as [[Evan]]'s bombshell claim that he did not give Chris permission to bastardize [[Simonchu]], or letters calling out Chris on his [[20 December 2009|horrible mistreatment]] of [[Chandler Cats#Kitty Chandler|Kitty]], all go unanswered.

==Answered==
===The implications of this are staggering===
{{Email|From: At <asemaleyite@gmail.com>

I'm sorry, I should've been clearer.

If there were more gay men in the world, but not an increased amount of gay women, the number of free women would rise. As such, don't you think that the lack of a vaccine for "being gay," or conditioning to be straight, would help you in your Love Quest?

Thanks for your time,

Ashley}}
''The letter that she should've been clearer on is found [[Mailbag 20#Once again, Chris misses the point|here.]]''
{{EmailReply|I still do not think that as any help at all; it would only be a total negative influence on me there.}}

===The only reason Chris has not physically hurt Clyde is the fact that he can't find him===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Tom Jones (singer)|Tom Jones]] <poopenhaufer@yahoo.com>

Greetings Chris,

I'm an avid supporter of the [[Sonichu]] series. I really hope to see it blossom into something big. After all, with such a huge [[fanbase]], how can it not make a ton of money right?

I was wondering. About Clyde Cash. If you know who he is, and where he is, why not just go clobber him?}}
{{EmailReply|For your information, I DO NOT KNOW WHERE SPECIFICALLY HE IS LOCATED.}}

===Chris still respects the Jewish community===
[[Image:Swastichu.jpg|thumb|A wild Nazichu approaches!]]
{{Email|From: angryaryan88@hotmail.com
Hail, CWC!

I recently read your comics and subsequently became a huge fan. Your characters are well developed and memorable and your dialogue is witty and often profound. I feel that we agree on many political views, so I was inspired to created a new and original character. I recently sent in a letter to copyright him, so hopefully I'll hear back from them soon. I call him Swastichu. I'm currently in the process of making a comic book starring him and I've already had negotiations with Marvel Comics about publication. It looks like I'll have my first issue out by May or June. We should do a crossover story sometime! Let me know what you think.

Regards,

Alex Lane.}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your character idea, but I feel it is not appropriate for my series; you have referenced him with the swastica, which offends the Jewish people. Although I am a [[Methodist]] Christian, I still [[Michael Snyder|respect the Jewish community as people]]. And with that, I would never place that symbol in my comics for risk of offending them. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:47, 23 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Too late===
{{Email|From: 'Calvin Fredericks' <calfredericks85@aol.com>

Dear Chris,

The holidays are upon us, why doesn't your [[mom]] and [[dad]] both make an appearance
on any of your videos? I'd love to hear you all sing Christmas carols!

God Bless and Merry Christmas!
-Calvin Frederickson}}
{{EmailReply|Because my mother and father do not want their faces on the internet.}}

===Sadly, Chris will not join MENSA because it's all a lie===
{{Email|From: Stephen Mayer <stephen.mayer@yahoo.com>
Chris, I've noticed you repeatedly evading questions regarding your IQ test results. Was your test scored on a Stanford-Binet or a Cattell scale (zing!)? If your score was indeed 150 then you are in the top two percent of the population in terms of intelligence quotient and can join MENSA assuming you have been tested at a certified facility as you claim. This would be fantastic for you as MENSA is a great place to meet people. Many members of MENSA have found their husbands and wives through the organization and you would be more likely to find people you could relate to assuming your IQ is indeed 150. This could be a very valuable tool in your search for a sweetheart.}}
{{EmailReply|I will take that into consideration, thank you.}}

===Chris on animal rights===
{{Email|From: milena@kittymail.com

Yo Chris, I love the cat video will you ever do more videos with your pets?

As you are an animal expert, can I ask you some advice? I just got a cat and he's not behaving, he poos everywhere and rips stuff. How should I discipline him? Am I not hitting him hard enough?}}
{{EmailReply|Maybe, but not right now. DO NOT HIT YOUR CAT AT ALL. You should tell your cat not to do that repeatedly. Offer the cat a treat ONLY after the cat has done the desired thing you want him to do; poo in the liter box or on the paper, behaves like a good cat, or whatever else you want to train the cat to do. DO NOT GIVE THE CAT A TREAT after it misbehaves.}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Photoshoppery===
{{Email|From: Nelson Sims <disenchanted_zero@yahoo.com>
Why do you insist that images that feature you in "strange situations" are
Photoshopped? Many of these images are actually stills from videos that you
recorded, and clearly have not been edited in any way. Instead of lying about
your past, perhaps you should instead acknowledge your misdeeds, and explain to
concerned fans that you are no longer that same person. Insisting that the
pictures of you that you don't want seen are Photoshopped is really just lying.

Please stop lying.

Thank you.}}

===Kitty hates Chris so hard===
{{Email|From: confidence1775@aol.com
That cat wasn't getting "a little fussy." That cat seriously did not want you holding her. Stop tormenting cats, you fucking retard.}}

===In which Chris Ignores a bunch of valid questions. Again.===
{{Email|From: Shane Smith <donfelder1887@gmail.com>
Sorry if I attempted to influence your thick skull, Chris, but I have more questions to ask you:

1. If [[Megan]] has constantly spoken to you in the past that she does not need a boyfriend due to some factors involved, then why do insist that she still wants you? If she wanted you, she would've rabbled the masses to make you win some insignificant contest, went with you to that video game con, and had sex with you so she could birth your [[daughter]]. How else do you explain why she and [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|John]] moved out of state? Could it be that she was playing a joke with you all along; that John was indeed her boyfriend?

2. How could you think that anybody could be fooled into thinking that a more dapper teenager with a brown polo is you?

3. Do you really think [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], with this influx of information coming in, would really dance with you at the high school reunion? I think otherwise; she has seen what you have become since you left [[Manchester]] to be taken care of by two uncaring parents who live off of pension. She will see you as the [[semen]]-drinking future rapist. There's no point in dancing with you; it's dancing with death.

4. Why do you assume that your voice is better than Frank Sinatra's? I have heard your albums and Frank's Wee Small Hours LP on different occasions - your voice is tone-deaf and it grates the ears while Frank's is smooth, dapper, and quite exquisite for a man in his mid-40s. And why do you rate your art higher than that of established artists? I can really see you boasting that "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|A Sonichu Christmas]]" is loads more better than Brave New World or anything by James Joyce; it's inevitable. You can't understand anything as complex as alienation or societal outcasting; you feed yourself on simple allegories and Goosebumps. If you wanted to really read, go on and read goddamn Ulysses or Slaughterhouse-Five. Maybe it'll get to you somehow that you're destined for bigger failure and you can't stop now.

5. Do you think Woody Allen teachers great "dating advice?" I mean; look at it! The guy appears to be a genius trapped in a pervert's body: he married his own "daughter." He supposedly touched one of Mia Farrow's naked children. He makes the same film over and over: a neurotic man goes to analysis, dates a girl, and fucks her while making sardonic comments about society. I like some of his films; he's different compared to that of watching Gone with the Wind ad nauseum. However, that does not help the fact that he's not a good moral teacher; if anything, that makes him less of the influential comedian he was and more of the unfunny Jew he's becoming.

6. Will you ever listen to Slint's Spiderland and appreciate something other than 1970s pop or boy bands? Even the most "indiefuck" of indie rock is better than boy bands or mediocre pop from struggling alt-rock artists! Well, I don't think you'd get it; even its normal time signatures are a foreign language to your common time brain. You wouldn't get the literary references or the messages behind the whining; you're too dosed on outright love songs that you'd have a hard time trying to get the story behind a man riding a roller coaster with a fortune teller. You're too childish to be a true furry or an indiefuck.}}

==Autism Mailbag==
===Chris's mental block in full effect===
{{Email|From: Gary Finch <garyfinch@live.com>

Hey-o, Gary Finch again. I'm glad you agree that your drawing of you fingering Megan was sick, violent and stalkerish and that people are rightfully creeped out by hideous porn drawn of them. I know you never stuck your hands up Megan's shirt, but your drawing was just as hurtful as you and Megan never liked you and you were never going out. I have no idea why you'd why you'd think I was implying you actually did that to Megan. Obviously you did not pick up on how I was relating my life experience to yours. Maybe you do have [[Asperger's]].}}

==Let me get back to you on that==
===Kitty Chandler is the best cat ever===
{{Email|From: Anthony R <anthony197930@hotmail.com>
Hello Chris,

I've been a Sonichu fan for a very long time, and I was greatly moved by your recent appeal for donations. I too do not like the content of the ads, and I was so moved, that I went ahead and sent a 1000 euro donation in order to take control of the ads. However, just as I was about to start commissioning for the new CWC-friendly ads, I saw your [[20 December 2009|latest video]].

Chris, let me be blunt when I say that while I despise the current ads, I despise animal abuse even more. That poor cat was showing several signs of abuse, and how you couldn't understand that you were holding the cat in a manner that was inducing pain to it is beyond me. I contacted the WikiSysop inquiring about a refund for my donation, and I just saw that the money has been restored into my account.

I may be persuaded to re-send the money if you make amends for your behavior. This could be done in the form of a video in which you beg for forgiveness from your cat. I also suggest that you never, ever hold your cat in such a fashion ever again. If you do these things, I might consider sending the money again. The ball is now in your court Chris.

Until next time, I bid you adieu.

-Anthony R.}}

===Evan: back with a vengeance===
{{Email|From: [[Evan]]g7 <evang7@gmail.com>
Dear Christopher Christian Weston Chandler,

"Plus, Evang-y and I have come into an agreement on that in previous
discussions."

No we didn't. You blocked my e-mail address and didn't reply to anything I said.}}
''Evan is quoting [[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|this response]] from Mailbag 21.

===Chris is caught in a lie===
{{Email|From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com>
Chris, we can't look up the records. Some of us don't live in [[Virginia]] and I don't think it works that way to begin with.

And while the fans know that you are true and honest, they are vastly outnumbered by people who don't know anything about you and the [[trolls]] are more than willing to taint their opinions.

They won't take your word for it because the trolls have them convinced that you are lying.

Imagine that you have been told that someone is a liar. They then say they are not a liar. You can't take his word as proof of his supposed honesty because everyone else told you he was a chronic liar. Now, if he shows you undeniable physical proof that he's being honest, then the true liars(trolls) are exposed.

You need to do this soon, people are quitting after that incident in New York.}}

{{Mailbag}}

6 June 2010

2010-06-07T21:37:48Z

ConCat: /* Transcript */

[[Image:CWC drunk driving.png|thumb|right|A summary of the events of 4 June 2010.]]

'''June062010.MOV''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 06 [[June 2010]] wherein he discusses a plan he hatched while drinking to stalk [[Michael Snyder]] at the [[The GAMe PLACe]]. This is after mentioning less than a week ago that he was leaving the [[Internet]] for the fourth time.

The video partly confirms Michael Snyder's recent comments on [[YouTube]]: that Chris was at The GAMe PLACe on the evening of 4 June taking photographs. Snyder alleged that Chris was photographing his daughter, while Chris claims he was merely trying to take a picture of Snyder himself to paste on a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]]. Either way, he's a creepy stalker. The only debate is over just ''how'' creepy.

Chris goes on to complain about the trolls and claim that he really is leaving the internet. [[C-Ya Later|He's serious this time]]. [[100 2189|Honest]]. He also takes the time to bring forth and highlight supposed rumors that he sexually molests the family [[cats]] in a vain attempt to dispel them. Moreover, he tells people not to believe anything about him on the Internet despite the fact that this very video is on the Internet.

==Background==
On 06 June 2010, Michael Synder commented on several Chris related YouTube videos:

{{quote|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by [[jerkop|the police]]. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his [[car]]. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.|[[Michael Snyder]] on YouTube}}

==Description==

{{quote|**Do Not Believe Anything that has been posted On The Internet, Outside of This YouTube Account, as of May 28, 2010.

This Includes EVERYTHING that was said OUTSIDE of here, the Once Was [[Cwcipedia]] Before its Most Recent Hacking and my [[OKCupid]] Page.

[[Ego|I have spoken.]]

Have a good day,

Christian W. Chandler}}

==Video==
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==Transcript==
June 6, 2010. At this, uh, moment, I have an understanding that there are misconceptions and rumors being spread about me, which, uh, I would like to state, very, right off, that rumors, spread rumors about anybody, especially to make them look terrible, is just not cool. But anyway, uh, first off, I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "fiddle my [[Chandler_Cats|cats]]." I r- I, the only parts I touch on them are their back and their heads. Nothing more.

[''A long pause, where Chris seems about to speak several times.'']

Anyway. After that, let me tell you about, uh, what happened, uh... [''removes [[glasses]]''] ...last Friday at the, uh, fourth of June. Hm. Okay, so it was after, Friday, it was after five, I went over to a bar, and I had a [[Alcohol|Bud]]. A bottle of Bud. And I p- and then I played some solitaire on my [[DS]], while I, while I waited to the, uh, while I waited to the hour. But then, about, about three-quarters of an hour through, because I had a camera in my possession right then, I had the impulse of, "Hey, I'll go over, I'll go over to [[The GAMe PLACe|the PLACe]] and take a picture of Michael Snyder so that I can print it out later and [[CWC is Angry|use it as a dartboard]]." So that, so that, that's just basically what happened. So then I drove over to the parking lot, of the PLACe, in front of Staples, and then I made my way to the window to take a picture of him, and nobody else. Right through the store window. Through the store window, just him. And that, uh, that, I was not alone there in front of the, uh, window, there was another dude who was apparently on his side and recognized me. He wanted to start a fight, but, in a, in a fight or flee, I decided to flee. So I went to [[Son-Chu|my car]], the man ran in and got Michael, and then Michael jumped in front of my car. He jumped in front of my car. As a matter of fact, he jumped on to the top of my hood! He was looming over my windshield!

It was horrifying. So I backed my car up, I backed my car up. And I, and I backed it up to my, to my right. Then I see that there was, like, a couple of [[Jerkop|police]] cars in front of me, so that was like the wrong way to go, I should have backed up the other way. But anyway. So, to go around them... I went to another aisle, and I drove through that. And then, so then I, then I decided to make a left turn. Bad, bad m-, bad move right there. Because he jumped in front of my car again, risking his own life! I could have been going top speed! He was lucky he didn't get hurt! As far as I know. Though I did not run him over. Jumped in front of my car, so I back up. And then I tried going around. And then this, and then this woman, I don't know who, I do not know who the [[Chris and Censorship|''blank'']] she is, she jumps in front of my car! So I stop again. And then I started backing up, and then I get stuck from behind, and then I'm trapped. Between the, between police and Michael and whoever the hell this woman was. So then I sorted it out with the police, they dele-, they deleted the pictures, and, uh, and the, and then the woman, t-, the woman came to me right up front and accused me of things, like, you know, [[Nudes|seeing naked pictures on me on the internet]], and they accused me of child pornography! [[Rule 34|I am not a pornographer of]] [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|any sort!]] And any naked pictures of me on the internet were either tricked from me by the [[trolls]], where they s- deceived me, or I was blackmailed! And there were a number of blackmailings! As th-, as they have sss- ratted themselves out, on the CWC-, on their websites such as the [[CWCki]] or even the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage. Anyway, the... and also, uh, Michael just basically loomed into me, and he said, he just basically shouted from me, [[Death threats|"YOU'RE DEAD!]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|YOU'RE DEAD!"]] Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment! [[Chris and English|There's already under trouble for quote-unquote trespassing.]]

[''Another pause interspersed with attempts to speak.'']

And then, so, with that I told the police about, I reminded them, eventually, of, of the trolls of the internet that have been going against me, and so I warned them of websites such as the CWCki, ''and'' I named a troll or two. I'm not gonna say, uh, [[Clyde Cash|who I named]]. But anyway, they let me go with a w-, anyway I was let go with a warning, out of the parking lot. The point, the point is, the only pictures I was taking were of Michael Snyder. Nobody else! No children. I want to make that very clear. And also, I do not want any more rumors spread at all! It's bad enough you have to have ruined, you had to messed up [[Lies|my once-good name]], and have a transfer it to real life. Which may, which, uh, I basically got that impression first-hand for practically the first time, so proved that theory, and it made me feel sad, because I am not the villain! The trolls are the villains. Because they spread, 'cause they troll me. They make up the crap. They exaggerate or twist around my truths. My spoken word. And they give me wrongful mislabelings. [[It's UGH!|I'm STRAIGHT!]] And they use damn Photoshop! To make it look like otherwise.

[''Another long lip-flapping pause.'']

So at this point, with my spacing myself away from the Internet, and I'm trying to put my name back at a [[Chris and English|clean state]], I p- I so, I put this unto everybody, and all people who look me up on the Internet. Do not believe ANYTHING... they have said at all about me. Because [[Lies|I pretty much did away my website, the CWCipedia]]. So do not believe anything that there is on the Internet about me. If you want clarification, send me an e-mail, or talk to me in person. [[Chris and rape|I encourage talking to me in person.]] 'Cause then we can meet, 'cause then it will be face to face. And there is no better way of reflecting my honesty to you, the general public, than face to face. I want to go back to [[PS3|normal life]]. And one way I could do that, to help go back to do that, is to quell the bad reputation. So again, I encourage everybody who looks me up on the Internet, since there's nothing, [[Lies|since I have removed most everything about myself personally]], don't believe anything on the Internet about me at this point. Don't believe anything on the Internet about me! Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville, Virginia]], [[America|United States of America]]. I leave y'all with that, and I bid y'all a good day or evening depending on the time zone.

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Mailbag 21

2010-06-07T16:22:39Z

ConCat: /* Chris's favorite curse word is an "F" followed by 3 asterisks */

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 21''' was uploaded in the late hours of 20 [[December 2009]]. Oddly, [[Chris]] chose to start answering the messages in it less than 30 minutes later, just 13 minutes past midnight, 21 December 2009. Why he chose to answer the questions in this mailbag first, as opposed to [[Mailbag 20]], is unknown.

==Answered==
===Home economics===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Margaret Mead|Margaret Mead]] (margaretmead@fordham.edu)

Hello! I've been reading and following [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] with great interest for several years. I am a cultural anthropologist and college professor. My field of study focuses on American culture, society and values, those sort of things. If you could please take the time to answer a few of my questions I and my future students would be most appreciative. My questions all concern Sonichu and [[Rosechu]], their family, and their living situation:

1. Are Sonichu and Rosechu living in poverty? They seem to occupy a rather small house for a family of five, and that house is provided by the [[CWCville]] government. I understand Sonichu is paid for guarding the city, but you also said he has to mow lawns to make ends meet. Yet in your Christmas special, they seem to be living beyond their means, buying the latest video games for very young children who wouldn't really appreciate such things. What is the [[Sonichus]]' approximate income?

2. What are Sonichu and Rosechu's educational backgrounds? You show most of the other Sonichus and [[Rosechus]] attending University courses (or high school, as the case may be), but Sonichu and Rosechu seem to have rushed into marriage shortly after they met each other. Most couples -- even ones in stable, long-term relationships -- would delay marriage until after college graduation. Did Sonichu and Rosechu finish (or even attend) high school? Do they have college degrees, or any college education under their belts? If the checks for saving the city stop coming in after [[Slaweel Ryam]] is defeated, how will Sonichu and Rosechu provide for their three children?

3. Did Rosechu plan her pregnancies, or were the three children "accidents"? Many women choose to delay pregnancy until their late 20s or early 30s, when one is usually finished with college and has started a professional career. It's much easier to start a family when one is more established in life. It's also unusual for people in their late teens or very early 20s to have three children, and women in such situations have very stressful and financially precarious lives. Rosechu appears to have hired [[Heather Iglesias|a nanny]] to remedy this. Does Rosechu receive checks from the government to pay for such a service as well?

Thank you in advance for taking the time to answer my questions!

Sincerely,

Margaret Mead, Ph.D, Fordham University}}

{{EmailReply|Sonichu and Rosechu do not live in poverty. Their house is two stories with an attic; the lower story is underground. I never said that he had to make ends meet; he gets paid very well. To cover their essentials and costs for their help in the city, it comes down to an average of $3,500 a month.

Education is optional for the [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]]. After learning basic Home-Ec from [[Kel]], Rosechu took [[Women's Rights|2 years of Home Ec from Cwcville University]]; Sonichu took the classes with her, and the two took hand-writing, [[English]] and such courses together within a total of 4 years time. This all happened before marriage. Sonichu and Rosechu will continue to receive payments, because there are more evil aside from Slaweel that I have yet to draw in the pages. Plus, Sonichu does volunteer work to help rescue citizens from something as basic as a cat up a tree to rescuing captives from burglars and thieves to even rescuing a majority of victims in a large building fire.

The children were planned; the three eggs came out and they were hatched in order as I had described from oldest to youngest; Cera, Christine and Robbie. [[Heather Iglesias|Heather]] gets paid from the monthly checks the Sonichu family receives. But in emergency times, she will volunteer the time and not ask for payment.

Your points for your inquiries are quite valid and well-thought. I praise you for your thoughts and input.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Family guy is rated TV:MA===
{{Email|From: wangchungxoxo@aol.com
I read your recent issue 11, and on page 2, Christine, who is supposed to be a baby, says, "I am the Virgin Mary. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it." I understand this joke is directly lifted from [[Family Guy]], but that's kind of sick, since the joke implies that she is not really a virgin, and Christine is a baby. What did you mean by this joke? Are you implying that it should be okay to have sex with babies, or did you simply not get the joke and just thought it would be funny because it was from Family Guy?}}
{{EmailReply|It was only a simple reference; No such [[Hanky-panky|baby-sex]] is implied. With the viewer supervision of Sonichu and/or Rosechu, the children were permitted to watch most Family Guy episodes. Christine remembered that line and said it only for fun in her practice for the Christmas Play.

I deplore sex with minors in all forms and matters.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:13, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris has something in common with Billy Joel===
{{Email|From: Bo Mann <boman2021@yahoo.com>
I notice you like playing the Fisher Price game [[Guitar Hero]], but can you play any real musical instruments? }}
{{EmailReply|I believe you are Referring to Activision's Game of Guitar Hero; you were mistaken with the linking of Fisher Price to the Music Games that are Rated "T" for "Teen". I can play a real [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|Harmonica]].}}

===Why no Tails?===
{{Email|From: Daniel Silva <dsilva72794@gmail.com>
Hey Chris! I like Sonichu! It's on my top ten favorite Sonic-related fanworks (#5, specifically), though I think you should mention [[copyrights]]. Like "[[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and related characters are copyright of Sega". I've seen what happens to people who forgot to put stuff like that. I defintely don't think you deserve that.

Also, I've noticed you've made characters based on Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, Silver, and Shadow, but you have never made a character based off Tails. Why? I know some people like to joke that he's gay for Sonic, but I've never found anyone who seriously believed that (except for slash fiction writers, but that's beside the point). What do you have against him? And why did you make [[Simonchu]] a girl? Evang-y one of my favorite [[DeviantArt]]ists! I don't think he likes that.

Peace out.

-Daionus the 23rd}}
{{EmailReply|I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the "Sonic the Hedgehog" Comic Book Series from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend. I did not feel the need of another Male character at the time, plus pairing Simonla with [[Wild]] as a couple; that GIVES multiple meanings to the phrase "Opposites Attract." Plus, Evang-y and I have come into an agreement on that in previous discussions.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:13, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Axe is working for Chris===
{{Email|From: George Pliskin <georgepliskin8@gmail.com>
Chris I once worked for the company that does the "[[AXE]] Body Spray" marketing. And take it from me that the "getting the girls attention" commercials was just a gimmick. My wife says that the smell stings her nose, so I chose not to buy it or support the company for that matter. What I'm trying to say is that you should not believe everything the companies say and that the labels are meant to be something that can entertain the person who buys it.}}
{{EmailReply|Well, I do not judge you for your decision, and I feel for your wife, because some women may have opposite reactions to the product than advertised. I don't care, I like the product, I feel it is working for me, so I continue my use and support of it.}}

===Chris's favorite curse word is an "F" followed by 3 asterisks===
{{Email|From: slashfire99@aol.com
I have 10 questions for you, which are adopted from the famous French television host Bernard Pivot.

1. What is your favorite word?

2. What is your least favorite word?

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

4. What turns you off?

5. What is your favorite curse word?

6. What sound or noise do you love?

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

9. What profession would you not like to do?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?}}
{{EmailReply|1) Apple. 2) [[Naive]]. 3) [[China|Women]], inner peace, some action, and other things. 4) Mislabelings; being called "[[gay]]" or even associated with "[[aspergers]]", References to such, being bullied or picked on, etc. 5) F***. 6) Pleasant Laughter. 7) Nails on a chalkboard. 8) Something in an Office. 9) Lawyer. 10) Welcome.}}

===In which Chris receives a letter from the son of God===
[[File:Jesus facepalm.jpg|thumb|Jesus's likely reaction.]]
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ]] <rhyperiorsuperior@gmail.com>
Dear Chris,

1. If you were a pokemon, what kind do you believe you would be?

2. Are you aware of Fred Phelps? If so, what is your opinion on him? I am also curious on your opinion on Australian priest Fred Nile.

Awaiting your response,

Phil.}}
{{EmailReply|1) Scyther; I feel like I am quick-decisive, I can [[CWC_Fighter|move like a ninja]], and my mind is sharp. 2) Some of Phelps' ideals are extreme, yet I agree with him some. I agree fully with Nile's views.}}

===Chris is not a sex offender... yet===
{{Email|From: Gary Finch <garyfinch@live.com>

Hey-o again, CWC. Thanks for answering my last letter. While I absolutely LOVE sonichu I have to say I find an answer in [[Mailbag 19]] deplorable. I have a girlfriend who was sexually assaulted by a guy who she used to be good friends with. He became obsessed with her and eventually she got weirded out by it, as any normal human being would, and eventually stopped talking to him. That wasn't enough for him so he grabbed her from behind and stuck his hands up her shirt and felt her breasts. While a lot of adults appreciate sex it depends on WHO is doing it. Megan was rightfully creeped out by you sick, violent, stalkerish drawing. Other than that the new Sonichu is great!

Gary}}
{{EmailReply|For your information, I have never stuck my hands up [[Megan]]'s shirt. Second, I agree with your opinions on that topic.}}

===Chris refuses to testify under oath===
{{Email|From: cheapfoolsgold@aol.com

Do you wish to be cremated or buried when you die? If cremated, what do you want done with your ashes (some people prefer to have their ashes kept in an urn somewhere, while others prefer to have their ashes scattered somewhere)? Do you have any other final wishes? And what are the final wishes of your parents? Apologies for the morbid questions, but just curious.}}
{{EmailReply|I wish to be buried; I plea the 5th on the other questions.}}

===In which Chris continues to lie about his IQ===
{{Email|From: coby nguyen <cobybio@yahoo.com>
Dear Christian Weston Chandler,

You seem like a rather, interesting, person. I have skimmed through your mailbag and I have noticed you stated that you have gotten an IQ of 150. Now, I find that a little "Far Fetched" and I ask, where did you take your IQ test?

Oh and try using colored pencils instead of markers, I find them to turn out much better. Try to color in one direction too. Hey if you'd like, you can send me the pages you drew (without the speech bubbles) and I can edit them in Photoshop CS3, they will look much better, trust me. I need some practice anyways.

And it'd be kinda great if you'd proofread the story before adding them in, some things are really unnecessary.

I also have a few more questions, why are you in denial of being.. A little overweight? Someone tried to give you advice on women and you completely, being thick, turned it down. A lot of that e-mail made sense.

Also, why don't you invest in a gym? It'll give you a better look towards women, and a little closer to your "[[Love Quest]]".

-Coby}}
{{EmailReply|I took my IQ test at an institute in Chesterfield Co. Your opinions have been inputed are appreciated. I have no denial of weight; I have not refused input; I plan on investing on a gym membership.}}

===When you're 27, nobody really cares about your high school report cards===
{{Email|From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com>
Chris, you're an adult. Why can't you get your report cards out for even a simple peek?

If you don't, you know that the trolls will just claim that you didn't really make it.

You've got to upload scans before they tarnish your name further! They're spreading their lies everywhere nothing will convince the masses but physical evidence since they are 100% convinced that you are a liar so your word is worthless to them!

If they corrupt the masses, the fanbase won't expand!}}
{{EmailReply|While I may not have access to the Report Cards, I DO KNOW that I have received Mostly "A"s and a few "B"s; I was on the [[Honor Roll]] throughout [[Providence Middle School|Providence Middle]] and [[Manchester High School]]s. Look it up in their records within [[Virginia]].}}

===In which Chris ruins a man's life===
{{Email|From: Christian W. Chandler <c.w.chandler@gmail.com>
Dear Mr. Chandler,

My name is Christian W. Chandler. I'm 38 years old with a wife and three children and live in San Fernando, CA. Recently I've been fired from work as I've been accused of unsavory Internet activities, as people have been confusing myself with you. I'm having a difficult time finding a new job because whenever people search my mind, they find things related to you and assume I'm you. When I've called to follow up on jobs I apply for, I'm told to not be such a "sick fuck" and to stop drawing cartoon porn.

Please, is there any way you can stop this madness? You're spoiling my good name and I need a job soon. My mortgage is past due and they're ready to repossess my house.

Thank you,
Christian W. Chandler }}
{{EmailReply|I am sorry for the mix-up, perhaps you should make it more clear of where you live, because I am from, and still live in, VIRGINIA, while you are in CALIFORNIA; when your employers look you up, MAKE SURE they look up the "Christian W. Chandler" of CALIFORNIA, NOT VIRGINIA.

Good Luck, and Merry Christmas.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:57, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris's awesome rack===
{{Email|From: Nick Manchester <questil@live.com>
Dear Chris,

I am doing my best to stay STRAIGHT. In fact, I can't get a boner unless I see boobies. There's nothing that turns me on more than a heaving pair of BREASTS! Unfortunately, this is what is getting me in trouble.

One day I was on the internet and saw a picture of your chest (your face was blocked out). Overwhelmed by the sight of your tender and luscious bosom I felt my self getting hard... down there.

I tried to resist the urges and look away but your perky tits and rock hard nipples made it impossible and I "creamed my jeans".

Now I am very embarrassed at what I have done and I am afraid that I am a HOMO now. I LOVE BOOBIES, CHRIS! I DO NOT WANT TO BE A HOMO!

HELP

Sincerely,

Nick}}
{{EmailReply|Reprogram your mind a bit; Match BOOBIES with VAGINAS. If the boob-set does not have a vagina with it, then you should NOT be turned-on.}}

===Chris gets a call from The Doctor===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Colin Baker|Colin Baker]] ([[Wikipedia:Arc of Infinity|cmdrpaxil]]@hotmail.co.uk)

Hello, Christian!
I'm just a [[Wikipedia:The Stranger (video series)|stranger]] from England who is a longtime fan of your work.
It quite difficult to find a good [[Wikipedia:Doctor Who|sci-fi/adventure]] writer nowadays; you are one of the most notable.
Keep it up!

May I ask you a few questions? 
1. If you had the ability to [[Wikipedia:TARDIS|travel through time]]... to any place and time you desire... what would you do? 
2. If you worked with a [[Wikipedia:Peri Brown|beautiful and sexy woman]], but your work ethics forbid you to have any kinds of [[Wikipedia:Doctor_(Doctor_Who)#Romance|romantic relations]] with her... do you think you could stand this challenge? 
3. Do you believe in [[Wikipedia:Regeneration (Doctor Who)|reincarnation]]? 
4. Last but not least... I'm absolutely fascinated by your [[Wikipedia:Sixth_Doctor#Costume|clothing style]]. It's so out of the ordinary and unique, it truly manages to express the bohemian aesthetics of your creative individuality! But I'd like to know - did you make this bold fashion choice on your own, or was it inspired by any outside influence? 

Thanks in advance!
I hope the "Sonichu" saga will continue for all eternity! :)

[[Wikipedia:Sixth Doctor|Colin "Curly" Baker]].

P.S.: Say hi to all your cute kitties for me!}}
{{EmailReply|1) A few years into the future. 2) I would face the challenge straightforward and with one moment at a time. 3) I believe in reincarnation. 4) More or less, the clothing style is of my own choice, with some influence from clothing shopping with my family in my lifetime.}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===In which Chris is faced with the truth and rejects it. Again.===
{{Email|From: Shane Smith <donfelder1887@gmail.com>
It's 18; I'm far from being a minor. I've seen porn. I see what they go through to do that stuff. And you saying that adults appreciate childish pictures of people fingerbanging their friends who happened to look like their imaginary sisters - drawn by a guy with the mindset of a 10-year-old who should be out in the job force but is merely driving this economy down by spending more disposable income - is plain bullshit. I know adults who aren't even bounded by a religion that disapprove of porn, especially when they direct the porn towards a wiki that appears to have been made in an anti-intellectual society (and gets on the point most of the time) and their 20-year-old friends who didn't even care about the artists. You, Chris, are irredeemable - you cannot be changed by any means of coercion or treatment. Your parents brought you into this mess and what do you do to pay them back? You fucking spend their disposable income on video games, kids' toys, and "hipster" stuff. I'm sorry to tell you the truth, Chris - you won't listen, as always, but I hope, if God willing, you suffer from something so bad, you'll regret your sloth ways and try to redeem yourself.

But you have already strained relations with everybody. From obvious impersonators to art critics, you made every one into a "[[troll]]". Well, guess what? You're going to be trolled unless if you die. You are, indeed, the mistake of God.}}
{{EmailReply|[[Chris and his Ego|You obviously have a lot of issues yourself, and you have my pity.]]}}

{{Mailbag}}

Mailbag 20

2010-06-07T16:13:45Z

ConCat: /* Why Chris is in love with a cartoon */

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 20''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 16 [[December 2009]] and answered on 20 [[December 2009]].

==Answered==
===This still implies that CWCville has a massive homeless problem===
{{Email|From: Team CWCket <CWC-captain@yourcricketteam.co.uk>

Hey Chris, it's your pals from Team CWCket again!

We were reading your [[Christmas story]] - aww, the [[Sonees]] and [[Rosees]] are sooooo cute! - and we got a little confused. It looks like there are homeless people in [[CWCville]], which we thought was kinda realistic and thoughtful of you to show - after all, what big city doesn't have a few poor unfortunates living on the street?

But then Jessica, our top batter, pointed out that [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] live in a house which you provided for them as Mayor, and we got confused. Why do they get a free house from you - presumably paid for out of the city's funds - but the homeless people don't get homes of their own? Maybe now you're back in the comic you should do something about that as Mayor!

Anyway, got to run, we've got a winter match coming up against Cambridge College! Have a great Christmas! See you soon!

- Team CWCket <3 <3 <3}}
{{EmailReply|As their creator, I have to make sure the Electric-Hedgehogs have appropriate housings. And I have noted that I have TEN Soup Hotels for the homeless; each Soup Hotel, with the Soup Kitchen being on the first floor, are each Ten Stories Tall with approximately 10 to 20 rooms per floor, each complete with bathroom facilities, bed, lighting and Cable TV. The homeless are not charged any rent.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:30, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}

===This will not stop Chris from destroying all the homos in Sonichu 10===
{{Email|From: Amanda Levy <aglevy@hotmail.com>
Hi Chris,

I'm really happy to see you working on your comic again. Too bad you're taking yourself out of it - I love Sonichu, but I always thought [[Chris-chan]] had the most interesting life in the [[comic]]s!

I have a question for you. Why do you hate [[homos|gay people]]? You said that the Bible is just a guideline for life, so it can't be because of that - or else you would hate people who eat shrimp and wear clothing with mixed fibers, both of which the Bible says are abominations (Leviticus 11:9 and Leviticus 19:19). So why, specifically, do you think it is wrong to be gay?

I hope you do more stories with [[Zapina]]. She's too cute!

Lots of love,

Amanda}}
{{EmailReply|In a nutshell, it's the idea of two dudes doing those things that offend me. Aside from that, it has recently come to my attention that the book of Leviticus is applied only to those of the Jewish Faith, and being a [[Methodist]] [[Christian]], I have no right on abolishing and ordering the homos' life around like I have noted before. WHAT THEY DO BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, and as long as I don't have to hear about it, I am fairly cool.

Zapina will have some more pages for herself in the future.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:30, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Why Chris is in love with a cartoon===
{{Email|From: Rich Robertson <richrobb123@hotmail.com>

Hey Chris,

I'm a long time fan of Sonichu. Glad to see you've been doing daily updates, it's the highlight of my day! I'm also a fellow fan of [[Family Guy]] and I really hope that Seth decides to use the story you wrote. And I see that you really like Megan Griffin as she's a big part of your plot. What made you so attracted to [[Meg Griffin|Megan]]? Personally, I like the [[glasses]]. Take care and keep up the great work!

All the best,

Rich}}
{{EmailReply|She has a fun and sweet personality; she is very pretty; she is smart; what is there NOT to like about her? Nothing from my point of view.}}

===Oral doesn't count===
{{Email|From: Joe Robert <skittles_libarmy@yahoo.com>
Hi Chris-chan! My name's Amy- I'm on my boyfriend Joe's computer while he's asleep LOL
 I became a fan of your comics because of Joe, and I have some questions for you if you don't mind :)
 You write about relationships all the time, so I was wondering if you could help us? <3
 1) Joe looks different- my parents sometimes make fun of him for his long [[hair]]. I think it's hot.
What should I say to my parents to get them to stop teasing him && calling him a "girl"??? :(
 2) My boyfriend and I haven't had sex yet. He wants to take it slow, and we do oral sex alot, but how do I get him
to go all the way with me? I mean... he's WELL ENDOWED "down there", so what's his deal???
 3) Speaking of *Well Endowed*, what's the average [[penis]] size?
 I know it's a sensitive subject, lol, but I was just curious!! Oh,, and what's more important-- length or girth???
 Thank you for your time Chris-chan!
Me and my sweetbolt really appreciate it! <33333}}
{{EmailReply|1) A haircut wouldn't hurt. Seriously, though, I would not worry about your parent's opinions; they'll get over it. 2) Perhaps he is shy, or he is a virgin (Oral does not break virginity). Gently persuade him to go vaginal-intercourse with you until it happens. Or, he may feel inadequate on it being his first time, and he may feel it may go not-so-swift with premature ejaculation. Let him know that he's had enough let out of him to NOT become premature. Maybe watch some man-on-woman intercourse videos with him to encourage him. 3) Scientific findings find that the average size is 6 to 7 inches in length. Both are important.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:30, 21 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris still thinks he can actually curse people===
{{Email|From: Aimee Watters <aimee-88@live.co.uk>
Hi Chris, first of all let me say its is so great to see you answering so much fanmail and as if that wasn't enough updating the comic EVERY DAY. Secondly I was wanted to ask a few questions about your incredible powers.

1) Do you have any other powers you have not revealed to the public yet, or is it possible you have some you don't know about yet?

2) With your clearly incredible powers have you ever considered becoming a crime fighter or super hero, to quote Stan Lee [[No More Jokes|"With great power, come great responsibility"]] and surely with powers as great as yours you could save millions of lives.

3) Before you discovered the [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]] actually worked what did you do when faced with an opponent, I only ask because some guys keep threatening to beat me up.}}
{{EmailReply|1) More likely I don't know about some powers yet. 2) As if I haven't acted enough of a Hero or crime-fighter already? 3) Smile and made it obvious that their attacks were not bothering me at all. Look up a previously answered letter with more on how to cope with bullies.}}

===Chris defends the pedo-glasses===
{{Email|From: Ash David <yancystreet25@gmail.com>
Dear Chris-Chan,
[http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/How_do_you_type_with_boxing_gloves_on%3F How do you type with grandmother glasses on?]

Autisticly yours,
Ashley David}}
{{EmailReply|Grandmother Glasses? These are [[Pedo-Glasses|Respectable Frames]] I have picked out from Wal-Mart.}}

===Chris is still racist as hell===
{{Email|From: J M <jm250487@googlemail.com>
Hey Chris!

I've just watched [[IPods Down and Listen Up|your new video]] (good rap, I thought you were 50 Cent for a moment), and was happy to hear you were going through "Jungle Fever". Brilliant! Does this mean you have changed your opinion on [[Niggo|black]] women, and you now have a black [[sweetheart]] and Honest and True love? Just that "Jungle Fever" means a white man falling in love and having [[hanky-panky]] with a black women, so I hope this means you have decided to bless black women with a chance at being your sweetheart!

Peace,

John}}
{{EmailReply|No, I still prefer a non-black Sweetheart. I was only stating that I have become more manly and confident with myself.}}

===Viagra roleplay and something about Santa Claus===
{{Email|From: Jerome Wilson <jeromewhatwilson@gmail.com>
Hi Chris,

I was really confused by your Jungle Fever video.

Why would you say you take viagra? Do you have erectile dysfunction? What other medications are you taking? You should let all the girls know your issues before you continue your sweetheart search. I have a feeling this will greatly hamper your girlfriend free boyfriend search.}}
{{EmailReply|I did not say that I was taking viagra; I was stating that in that role-play, Santa would be taking that. I am taking Vitamins A and D.}}

===Once again, Chris misses the point===
{{Email|From: At <asemaleyite@gmail.com>
Dear Chris,

I do not mean to intrude or anything, and fully understand your opinion and why you have it. But, if there were more gay people in the world, would there not be more girls available for you?

Sincerely,
Ashley}}
{{EmailReply|If there were more gay people; LESBIANS are part of that community, so there would be still an equal number of single women as now.}}

===In which Chris lies and says he's not a furfag===
{{Email| From: that guy <whyisthatguy@hotmail.com>

I was looking at your comic and i wish to know,
Do you consider youself a "furry" or at least a person with an interest in anthropomorphic characters?
I ask this becasue you seem to show an extreme interest in informing the viewer of their sexuality to the point where you actually depict them having sexual relations with each other on several occasions.}}
{{EmailReply|I am not a furry; I have thought about it before.}}

===Everybody loves Clyde!===
[[Image:ClydeCashByHamsty.JPG|thumb|All hail Clyde!]]
{{Email|From: [[Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>

Obviously your best designed characters are [[Silvana Rosechu]] and [[Clyde Cash]]. So, here you go.}}
{{EmailReply|Very interesting, thank you for your art.}}

===Chris on abortion===
{{Email|From: Terrance Fisher <terman9000@yahoo.com>

My dad told me abortion is murder because those are little babies in mommys' bellies, but my teacher told me recently that it isn't. Do you think abortion is murder or is it not? Is abortion legal in Cwcville?

~ Terry ~}}
{{EmailReply|Abortion is a choice; it is legal in Cwcville, and it should remain legal as a choice, because the women who feel they don't want the baby right now have the option open for them. Or, as an alternative, find a family who will take the child and raise it as their own.}}

===Chris considers his audience===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Cory_Matthews#Cast|Corey Matthews]] <idecide808@yahoo.com>

my English teacher assigned our class an assignment to write a story. she said all good authors consider their audience. they ask themselves who will read their books and then cater to that specific audience rather than try to write it for everyone because not everyone has the same tastes and you cant please everyone all the time. what do you think the audience is for Sonichu? little children? teenagers? adults? males? females? whites? blacks? I'm just curious who you imagine reads Sonichu when you create your comics.}}
{{EmailReply|I'd give the comics an average rating of TV-Y7.}}

===Crystal the theoretical retard===
{{Email|From: scoolgal82@aol.com
I don't mean this question to be mean, I'm just honestly curious based on things I've read you say in the past, but what would you do if you had a daughter named [[Crystal]] but she turned out to be mentally retarded? Not autistic like you, but with a much more severe mental handicap. I know you say you want a daughter named Crystal but I've also heard you say you can't stand being around the mentally retarded. Just curious.}}
{{EmailReply|I'll deal with that as it comes up, in any way, I'd still love her as my own.}}

===[[Clyde is Weaker than Water|Be like water]]===
{{Email|From: the_rhino@freenet.de

Hello, Christian. I am very fond of your work as an artist and as a humanitarian(I red about your charity work at the Gym).

Now I also found out you are [[CWC Fighter|a formidable martial artist]], too. That links us as fellow brothers. Because back in Hong Kong, I practiced Kung Fu and when I moved to the US, I started to develope an own style, which I call Jun Fan Gung Fu(Based on my name). It is more reality based for self defense. So I have some questions of interest, from fighter to fighter:

1. What do you think is the most important in a fight: Strength, Speed, Intelligence, Simplicity?

2. I red you practiced Karate. If Yes, what style Kyokishin or Shotokan?

3. What martial art do you think is the best in the world?

Take care and stay strong. Yours:

[[wikipedia:Lee Jun Fan|Lee Jun Fan]].}}
{{EmailReply|1) All of them are equally important. 2) I practiced a bit, but I know not of what it is called. 3) The best defensive with equal offensive.}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Fuck the police===
[[Image:Chris Fucking The Police.jpg|thumb|Fuck(ed) [[Jerkops|Tha Police]]!]]
{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com>
Chris,

No one's fooled by your many separate mailbags where you refuse to answer perfectly legitimate questions. These people are your fans who took the time to write you. To me, it seems as if you have a lot to hide. Also, I've noticed that elsewhere on the site you've begged the admin to censor the questions before they even get to you:

"Please No Longer Include any messages addressing Autisim or Aspergers, or any that has even an inkling of homosexuality in it; I feel very stressed after having to read those messages; they really Grind My Gears."

Okay, I understand how hating homosexuals, acting like a homosexual and denying you're a homosexual all at once could cause stress. You've said on numerous occasions that you've had to push homoerotic thoughts out of your head. Heterosexual people do not do this. I'm not disputing that you like women as well. You're obviously bisexual and have great difficultly coming to terms with that.

But why refuse to answer questions about Autism, Chris? You've based a large part of your identity around having [[Autism]] and while you're not a medical doctor or a psychologist your personal experience on the subject is certainly relevant and valid. I'm sure your fans would love to hear all about your thoughts and experiences with Autism.

There are other questions where I don't see anything remotely offensive, yet you've refused to answer them. I find this extremely disrespectful.

As for my comics, I can only take your silence in response to my previous email as implied consent. I have also attached a new comic where you have explicit sexual intercourse with a number of Virginia State Troopers. I only hope that with it you can find peace.

Have a Nice Day,

Sean August Watley

 Sonichu is Gay: http://sonichuisgay.thecomicseries.com
 Sonichu is Dead: http://sonichu.thecomicseries.com/}}

==Let me get back to you on that==
===Whores===
{{Email|From: orangepie@hotmail.com
Hey Chris, I've got a question.

Is prostitution legal in CWCville? In most of the US it's illegal and
I feel that this is an unfair law. Prostitution is legal in parts of
Nevada and Rhode Island, and as you can see on Family Guy, Rhode
Island isn't falling apart nor is it a cesspool.

Are there brothels in CWCville? Perhaps you could add a friendly pimp
or madam character who hooks all the virgins up with boyfriend free
prostitutes if they're too nervous to meet an actual girlfriend.

I'm really interested as to what you think of this matter.

Sincerely,
A fan}}

{{Mailbag}}

Mailbag 17

2010-06-07T07:30:09Z

ConCat: /* Wet dreams */

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 17''' was uploaded on 10 [[December 2009]]. On 13 December, [[Chris]] answered some of these questions, rejected some others, and filed the others in his various not-quite-rejected-but-fuck-you-anyways folders, including a brand new rejected mailbag for letters about [[Sonichu]] parodies. Despite all the stress this would doubtlessly cause Chris, he somehow still found the strength to spend an hour and a half writing the first bit of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]].

==Answered==
===Fun with editing===
{{Email|From: Jorge Rodriguez <r.jorge72@yahoo.com>
Chris,

Much like you, I am a straight male, but everybody thinks I am a [[homos]]exual. They told me the only way to prove I am straight is to make a video of myself making out with a ''Woman'' <strike>man</strike>, then say it was ''AWESOME'' <strike>disgusting</strike>. Should I make the video to prove I'm straight? What's the best way to prove I AM STRAIGHT?

Yours in the bear,

Jorge Rodriguez

P.S. You mentioned that when you see a [[dick]], you get disgusted and look away, but what will you do if you're changing your son's diaper? How can you change his diaper while not looking at him? <strike>Will you cover his dick with your [[Sonichu medallion]] so you can't see it?</strike>}}
''Chris added the italicized words and strikethroughs. Then, on the on the early morning of the 15th of December, he removed his alterations and displayed the E-mail as it was originally written. We have retained his changes for the sake of completeness.''
{{EmailReply|There are other ways; ''but like I have just corrected your letter,'' you should Make Out With A Woman and say it was Awesome, not how it was originally written, and make the video on that.

I'll deal with changing my children's diapers when I cross that bridge.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:56, 14 December 2009 (CET)}}
''After deleting his alterations to the letter, Chris edited his own reply to match. The italicized words were deleted in the early hours of 15 December 2009.''

===Chris's receding hairline disagrees===
{{Email|From: jromans73@aol.com

What kind of hair products have you tried? I noticed in some of your newer videos that your [[hair]] is thinning and you are going bald so I was wondering what products you tried so far. Have you tried Rogaine?
- Joe Romans}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I am NOT going bald, and second, I use [[AXE]] brand Freeze Anti-Dandruff Shampoo & Conditioner. As portrayed in ALL their comercials, AXE is for the Straight Man to help them Get and Keep Their Woman. Now on the [[Playstation Network]] for Free, Download the NEW Smooth Jarvis Theme where it further proves that AXE is for the everyday Straight Man. And go Pits-To-Chest with the AXE brand Deoderants as well, availble in most retail stores. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:56, 14 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Too bad it will never happen===
{{Email|From: Bret Kinney <bretkinney@gmail.com>

What would you do if you DID get married? }}
{{EmailReply|Live the everday American life as a Happily Married man and Father.}}

===Hamsty tackles the hard issues===
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>

How do you feel about [[Barack Obama]]'s stance on health care?

Do you feel the stimulus has done its part to strengthen America or has it worsened the economy? Why or why not?

Do you believe Joe Biden is doing a good enough job? Why?
Do you believe in global warming? Why?}}
{{EmailReply|It is fair, but America is NOT ready for Obama's plan yet, because we can not afford it yet. The yearly stimulus helps well; it's more money in our pockets [[Monthly tugboat|to spend as we wish.]] Joe is doing what he can. I am against global warming, because it would be terrible for the Earth.}}

===Chris has thought about this way too much===
{{Email|From: jpopstar666@aol.com

If you woke up one morning to find you were a female, what would you do?}}
{{EmailReply|Actually, I had imagined that situation before and thought about it, in the scenario where I had a mind/body-swap with a woman. Firstly, I would be surprised, but I would maintain my cool. I would contact my cell or home number, talk to the other person in my body, and get the news of her daily routine, and I would tell her mine, and we'd go along as such until we switched back. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:56, 14 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Having sex with someone under false pretenses is not cool===
{{Email|From: Chris Hutchinson <menchib@gmail.com>

Hello again Chris!

You just proclaimed in your latest comic that you went to the future and had awesome sex with your future wife! Congratulations! Now my question is, do we get to find out who your future wife is soon? We're all dying to find out! And secondly will your future wife ever find out that a past version of her husband came to the future to rape her?
Thanks again Chris, keeps those awesome comics coming!}}
{{EmailReply|I made that Clear, her Name is '''Lovely Weather''', and she is a hot woman who is smart, sweet and all that goodness. AGAIN, IT WAS NOT RAPE; '''she mistook me for my future self, and INVITED ME to have sex with her'''.}}

===In which Chris assumes he is like Jerry Seinfeld and then misses the point entirely===
{{Email|From: Sacha <lordbeluga@gmail.com>

Salutations Christian,

Consider this hypothetical scenario; say that your [[Adult Chronicles]] game idea were to be instead adapted into a Live-Action movie (like [[Dragon Ball Z]]s recent Transition to the Big Screen) and by some strange, Twist of Fate, you weren't able to star in the movie as yourself, who would you choose to Fill Your Role?

Which actor do you think possesses your Likeness the most?

Who would play [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]?

Who would you get to direct?

Much Regards,
Sacha}}
{{EmailReply|Off the top of my head, I'd want Jerry Seinfeld to play me in the movie. I'd want to direct it myself, if not, then someone else, I don't know that many directors. Sonichu and Rosechu - Me and my gal-pal would Voice them.}}

===Wet dreams===
{{Email|Dear Chris,

I, much like you, received a vision of [[God and Jesus|God, Jesus]] in my dreams telling me that I will have a son named Copper -- like the useful conductive metal. I have been [[recycling]] my son for many years now but I have had several [[stress|STRESSFUL]] and FRANTIC situations with regards to my [[comeuppance]]. Sometimes I dream of me and my one true and honest love engaging in the acts of sex. When I awaken from these acts of sex I find that my briefs or sheets have been filled with my future to be son. The first time this happened I screamed and frantically sucked up my son so he would be safe within me once more.

This problem in the past had only occurred every once in a great while. I find it happening more frequently and find myself waking up and frantically sucking my son out of my sheets or briefs as I continue to dream more and more of my elusive, one true love. I was wondering if you, being a prominent figure that I look up have had problems like this yourself. Do you have any advice for me on how I can be more prepared for this situation? I really could use some pointers here because I am very afraid that I may lose my son if I am not ever vigilant in [[recycling]] myself, even when I sleep.

Your true and honest loyal fan,

-Stu Pidass (P.S. I apologise if you find my name offensive, it was legally changed years ago during a blackmail incident and I cannot change it back yet. Damn those trolls.)}}
{{EmailReply|Try thinking of OTHER things that are NOT romantic or sexual, like sports or whatever; the different topics would change your dreams.}}

==Gone Forever==
''This letter marks the first time since [[Mailbag 2]] that Chris has failed to save a rejected email.''
===It will probably be several weeks before Chris figures out how to unsubscribe from this===
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==Rejected Mailbag==

===The cure for morons===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Johnny Winter|Johnny Winter]] <winterjohnny@ymail.com>
Hi Chris!

I recently read your spoilers regarding your return from the time void and it left me with one question:

1) When you briefly visited the future and recieved the shot of the straight gene to cure you, why didn't you think to ask them for the cure for being slow in the mind as well?

Thanks and I can't wait for issue number 10!}}

===Strike City===
{{Email|From: gay_luvr_1979@homosexual.net
<strike>Hey Chris, sweety, it's me!

I just wanted to tell you that I really enjoyed our sex-time together in the toilet of that Gay Club we went to. You're so sexy! I can't wait to see you again next week ;-)

So I'll pick you up at the airport at 5:30pm, okay? See you then, sweety!

Love and kisses,
Tom

P.S. Wear that cute brown stripey shirt again, okay?

P.P.S. Have you told that told that prissy little girlfriend of yours that it's over yet? It gives me so much stress thinking of all the time you spend making sex-time with her when you should be with me! *sigh*</strike>}}
''Once again, the strikethroughs were added by Chris for some unknowable reason.''

===Imitable acts===
{{Email|From: jdavs5000@aol.com

My son was recently suspended from his school for a day for "kicking [another student] in the genitalia." When I asked him where he learned that shit, he told me "from Sonichu." Having no clue about this [[Pokemon|Pokeman]] shit (I'm not a ten year old kid), I looked it up as well as your Sonichu drawings.

While I support people standing up for themselves, what kind of pussy resorts to dirty fighting and hitting a man in the balls? Not a real man, I'll tell you that. What are you, Chris? 12 years old? I'd think so, judging by how you "fight" and all those fucking toys and your baby ass drawings.
Take my advice: grow up, grow a pair, get a fucking job, and move out of your mom's house. You're a burden on your goddamn parents, and not because you're handicap, but just because you're a fucking lazy slob who never grew up.}}

==Autism Mailbag==
===In which Chris fails to man up to what he said about autism shots===
{{Email|From: John <jpala821@mail.com>
"Autism is Not Genetic; it comes from a shot the doctor's optionally give to the child after birth. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)" - You said you got your "Autism" from your babysitter, and now you're saying doctors give Autism shots!? Are you lying to your true and honest fans like you have lied to Megan, Kacey, and a whole bunch of other people in your life let alone serious about this statement!? I am insulted by this, as it made my decision to not only abandon supporting your comic, but also give you the cash you need to get rid of those ads, Mr. Chandler. Congratulations on isolating another Sonichu fan.}}

==Let me get back to you on that==
===In which Chris ignores a bunch of perfectly reasonable questions===
{{Email|From: Super Woyzeck <superwoyzeck@hotmail.co.uk>

Dear Christain

I have some issues I would like clarification upon:

1. This may seem like an odd question, but how in Sonichu canon do you expect Sonichu and Rosechu to die? Feel free to not answer the question if it is relevent to a future plot point, but if not, it would be interesting to know what the life expectancy of the Sonichus is.

2. Do [[Rosechus]] go through the menopause?

3. Are [[Sonichus]] and Rosechus different species? If not, what is the collective term for the species?

4. Do Sonichus and Rosechus base physical attraction on colour? There appears to be little or no physical difference between Sonichus other than their colour which is confusing enough, but they all have identical beliefs and similar personalities. Are all Sonichus and Rosechus sexually attracted to one another? If not, how do they pair up?

5. What do Sonichus eat? Do they hunt animals or do they eat grass?

6. Do all Sonichus have the same "job" - protecting CWCville - or are some of them in other industries? I imagine one Sonichu could probably power the whole of [[CWCville]] constantly. Is it possible for Sonichus to "tap into" their powers to use their natural electicity as a source of cheap power?

7. If Sonichus create electricity, does that mean that they have to eat more frequently than [[Sonic]]? Do they give off heat or any other natural by-product of power production? How eco-friendly is a Sonichu?

8. When a Sonichu's penis is flaccid and retracted into their abdomen, are they identical to Rosechus? Surely all they must have visible on the outside is a little slit. Do Sonichus ever mistake each other for Rosechus?

By the way, I liked the ending of Sonichu 9. It was very moving. From
Woyzeck (a big f***ing fan).}}
''Chris censored the word "fucking" to "f***ing". Apparently he hates swear words now.''

===Seriously your house is a giant fucking mess===
{{Email|From: rschneider@socialworker.net

Hello Chris

My name is [[Wikipedia:Rob_Schneider|Robert Schneider]] and I'm a social worker.

I am writing to you to express my deep concern as regards to your family's well-being and more importantly the living conditions you live in. Having seen the tour of your [[house]] on [[youtube]] and knowing of your parents age I have to ask why have you not cleaned the property?

As a 28 year old seemingly healthy individual, the responsibility to clean up that household really does rest on your shoulders as most social care professionals would deem your mother and father incapable of doing it themselves due to their age and health.

As a friendly piece of advice Christian, I would clean that place out quickly or your parents could well face being put in a care home for the sake of their own good health. Not only this but given your [[Autism]] you could well be force to live in an environment more suited to your needs, depending on reassessment.

Please get back to me as this is a serious matter.
Rob.}}

==Parodies==
===Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo===
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|Good, godly, STRAIGHT fun!]]
{{Email|From: Alec Benson Leary

Christian,

First of all, I wish to say how sorry I am. I have nothing but the greatist respect for you and your artistic talent, I only meant to show you how awesome I think Sonichu is. I NEVER meant to suggest that Sonichu was a despicable HOMOGAY.

I only wanted to show [[Asperchu|ASPERCHU]] and his brother Sonichu having good, godly, STRAIGHT fun together as friends and brothers. So to make up for my previous error, I have created a completely NEW image to show how they are both manly men enjoying the joys of brotherhood.

Your friend and protege,

Alec Benson Leary}}
{{EmailReply|YOU HAVE DONE WRONG with this drawing; it only depicts the OPPOSITE OF STRAIGHT, you D.A. There may be a HUMAN character coming into the books with aspergers, but there will certainly NEVER BE A SONICHU or ROSECHU WITH THAT AILMENT.}}

===Sonichu loves everyone long time===
{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com>

Chris,

http://sonichuisgay.thecomicseries.com

I absolutely will not [[Mailbag_10#In which Chris is introduced to the definitive Sonichu experience|"stop the presses."]] This isn't CWCville where you can tell everyone what to do. Furthermore, you gave the go-ahead to this in your November 25th blog. Part of obtaining a copyright for a product or idea is that you retain creative control over what merchandise gets produced. Now you've relinquished that control to anyone who wants to create their own Sonichu merchandise or comics.

Since Sonichu is a comic with a large homosexual following, I'm simply catering to consumer demand by having your male characters engage in explicit gay sex at every opportunity.

Also I couldn't help but notice you didn't comment on "Sonichu is Dead," where all your characters are killed off one by one. Are you implying that death is preferable to being gay? Maybe I'm reading too much into this.

Have a nice day,

Sean August Watley
(P.S. When the Gay Sonichu [[sex toys]] roll off the assembly line sometime in 2010, I'll be sure you get free samples.) }}

{{Mailbag}}

Mailbag 17

2010-06-07T07:29:14Z

ConCat: /* Wet dreams */

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 17''' was uploaded on 10 [[December 2009]]. On 13 December, [[Chris]] answered some of these questions, rejected some others, and filed the others in his various not-quite-rejected-but-fuck-you-anyways folders, including a brand new rejected mailbag for letters about [[Sonichu]] parodies. Despite all the stress this would doubtlessly cause Chris, he somehow still found the strength to spend an hour and a half writing the first bit of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]].

==Answered==
===Fun with editing===
{{Email|From: Jorge Rodriguez <r.jorge72@yahoo.com>
Chris,

Much like you, I am a straight male, but everybody thinks I am a [[homos]]exual. They told me the only way to prove I am straight is to make a video of myself making out with a ''Woman'' <strike>man</strike>, then say it was ''AWESOME'' <strike>disgusting</strike>. Should I make the video to prove I'm straight? What's the best way to prove I AM STRAIGHT?

Yours in the bear,

Jorge Rodriguez

P.S. You mentioned that when you see a [[dick]], you get disgusted and look away, but what will you do if you're changing your son's diaper? How can you change his diaper while not looking at him? <strike>Will you cover his dick with your [[Sonichu medallion]] so you can't see it?</strike>}}
''Chris added the italicized words and strikethroughs. Then, on the on the early morning of the 15th of December, he removed his alterations and displayed the E-mail as it was originally written. We have retained his changes for the sake of completeness.''
{{EmailReply|There are other ways; ''but like I have just corrected your letter,'' you should Make Out With A Woman and say it was Awesome, not how it was originally written, and make the video on that.

I'll deal with changing my children's diapers when I cross that bridge.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:56, 14 December 2009 (CET)}}
''After deleting his alterations to the letter, Chris edited his own reply to match. The italicized words were deleted in the early hours of 15 December 2009.''

===Chris's receding hairline disagrees===
{{Email|From: jromans73@aol.com

What kind of hair products have you tried? I noticed in some of your newer videos that your [[hair]] is thinning and you are going bald so I was wondering what products you tried so far. Have you tried Rogaine?
- Joe Romans}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I am NOT going bald, and second, I use [[AXE]] brand Freeze Anti-Dandruff Shampoo & Conditioner. As portrayed in ALL their comercials, AXE is for the Straight Man to help them Get and Keep Their Woman. Now on the [[Playstation Network]] for Free, Download the NEW Smooth Jarvis Theme where it further proves that AXE is for the everyday Straight Man. And go Pits-To-Chest with the AXE brand Deoderants as well, availble in most retail stores. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:56, 14 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Too bad it will never happen===
{{Email|From: Bret Kinney <bretkinney@gmail.com>

What would you do if you DID get married? }}
{{EmailReply|Live the everday American life as a Happily Married man and Father.}}

===Hamsty tackles the hard issues===
{{Email|From: [[Vivian Gee|Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>

How do you feel about [[Barack Obama]]'s stance on health care?

Do you feel the stimulus has done its part to strengthen America or has it worsened the economy? Why or why not?

Do you believe Joe Biden is doing a good enough job? Why?
Do you believe in global warming? Why?}}
{{EmailReply|It is fair, but America is NOT ready for Obama's plan yet, because we can not afford it yet. The yearly stimulus helps well; it's more money in our pockets [[Monthly tugboat|to spend as we wish.]] Joe is doing what he can. I am against global warming, because it would be terrible for the Earth.}}

===Chris has thought about this way too much===
{{Email|From: jpopstar666@aol.com

If you woke up one morning to find you were a female, what would you do?}}
{{EmailReply|Actually, I had imagined that situation before and thought about it, in the scenario where I had a mind/body-swap with a woman. Firstly, I would be surprised, but I would maintain my cool. I would contact my cell or home number, talk to the other person in my body, and get the news of her daily routine, and I would tell her mine, and we'd go along as such until we switched back. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:56, 14 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Having sex with someone under false pretenses is not cool===
{{Email|From: Chris Hutchinson <menchib@gmail.com>

Hello again Chris!

You just proclaimed in your latest comic that you went to the future and had awesome sex with your future wife! Congratulations! Now my question is, do we get to find out who your future wife is soon? We're all dying to find out! And secondly will your future wife ever find out that a past version of her husband came to the future to rape her?
Thanks again Chris, keeps those awesome comics coming!}}
{{EmailReply|I made that Clear, her Name is '''Lovely Weather''', and she is a hot woman who is smart, sweet and all that goodness. AGAIN, IT WAS NOT RAPE; '''she mistook me for my future self, and INVITED ME to have sex with her'''.}}

===In which Chris assumes he is like Jerry Seinfeld and then misses the point entirely===
{{Email|From: Sacha <lordbeluga@gmail.com>

Salutations Christian,

Consider this hypothetical scenario; say that your [[Adult Chronicles]] game idea were to be instead adapted into a Live-Action movie (like [[Dragon Ball Z]]s recent Transition to the Big Screen) and by some strange, Twist of Fate, you weren't able to star in the movie as yourself, who would you choose to Fill Your Role?

Which actor do you think possesses your Likeness the most?

Who would play [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]?

Who would you get to direct?

Much Regards,
Sacha}}
{{EmailReply|Off the top of my head, I'd want Jerry Seinfeld to play me in the movie. I'd want to direct it myself, if not, then someone else, I don't know that many directors. Sonichu and Rosechu - Me and my gal-pal would Voice them.}}

===Wet dreams===
{{Email|Dear Chris,

I, much like you, received a vision of [[God and Jesus|God, Jesus]] in my dreams telling me that I will have a son named Copper -- like the useful conductive metal. I have been [[recycling]] my son for many years now but I have had several [[stress|STRESSFUL]] and FRANTIC situations with regards to my [[comeuppance]]. Sometimes I dream of me and my one true and honest love engaging in the acts of sex. When ]]I awaken from these acts of sex I find that my briefs or sheets have been filled with my future to be son. The first time this happened I screamed and frantically sucked up my son so he would be safe within me once more.

This problem in the past had only occurred every once in a great while. I find it happening more frequently and find myself waking up and frantically sucking my son out of my sheets or briefs as I continue to dream more and more of my elusive, one true love. I was wondering if you, being a prominent figure that I look up have had problems like this yourself. Do you have any advice for me on how I can be more prepared for this situation? I really could use some pointers here because I am very afraid that I may lose my son if I am not ever vigilant in [[recycling]] myself, even when I sleep.

Your true and honest loyal fan,

-Stu Pidass (P.S. I apologise if you find my name offensive, it was legally changed years ago during a blackmail incident and I cannot change it back yet. Damn those trolls.)}}
{{EmailReply|Try thinking of OTHER things that are NOT romantic or sexual, like sports or whatever; the different topics would change your dreams.}}

==Gone Forever==
''This letter marks the first time since [[Mailbag 2]] that Chris has failed to save a rejected email.''
===It will probably be several weeks before Chris figures out how to unsubscribe from this===
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==Rejected Mailbag==

===The cure for morons===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Johnny Winter|Johnny Winter]] <winterjohnny@ymail.com>
Hi Chris!

I recently read your spoilers regarding your return from the time void and it left me with one question:

1) When you briefly visited the future and recieved the shot of the straight gene to cure you, why didn't you think to ask them for the cure for being slow in the mind as well?

Thanks and I can't wait for issue number 10!}}

===Strike City===
{{Email|From: gay_luvr_1979@homosexual.net
<strike>Hey Chris, sweety, it's me!

I just wanted to tell you that I really enjoyed our sex-time together in the toilet of that Gay Club we went to. You're so sexy! I can't wait to see you again next week ;-)

So I'll pick you up at the airport at 5:30pm, okay? See you then, sweety!

Love and kisses,
Tom

P.S. Wear that cute brown stripey shirt again, okay?

P.P.S. Have you told that told that prissy little girlfriend of yours that it's over yet? It gives me so much stress thinking of all the time you spend making sex-time with her when you should be with me! *sigh*</strike>}}
''Once again, the strikethroughs were added by Chris for some unknowable reason.''

===Imitable acts===
{{Email|From: jdavs5000@aol.com

My son was recently suspended from his school for a day for "kicking [another student] in the genitalia." When I asked him where he learned that shit, he told me "from Sonichu." Having no clue about this [[Pokemon|Pokeman]] shit (I'm not a ten year old kid), I looked it up as well as your Sonichu drawings.

While I support people standing up for themselves, what kind of pussy resorts to dirty fighting and hitting a man in the balls? Not a real man, I'll tell you that. What are you, Chris? 12 years old? I'd think so, judging by how you "fight" and all those fucking toys and your baby ass drawings.
Take my advice: grow up, grow a pair, get a fucking job, and move out of your mom's house. You're a burden on your goddamn parents, and not because you're handicap, but just because you're a fucking lazy slob who never grew up.}}

==Autism Mailbag==
===In which Chris fails to man up to what he said about autism shots===
{{Email|From: John <jpala821@mail.com>
"Autism is Not Genetic; it comes from a shot the doctor's optionally give to the child after birth. --ChrisChanSonichu 05:48, 10 December 2009 (CET)" - You said you got your "Autism" from your babysitter, and now you're saying doctors give Autism shots!? Are you lying to your true and honest fans like you have lied to Megan, Kacey, and a whole bunch of other people in your life let alone serious about this statement!? I am insulted by this, as it made my decision to not only abandon supporting your comic, but also give you the cash you need to get rid of those ads, Mr. Chandler. Congratulations on isolating another Sonichu fan.}}

==Let me get back to you on that==
===In which Chris ignores a bunch of perfectly reasonable questions===
{{Email|From: Super Woyzeck <superwoyzeck@hotmail.co.uk>

Dear Christain

I have some issues I would like clarification upon:

1. This may seem like an odd question, but how in Sonichu canon do you expect Sonichu and Rosechu to die? Feel free to not answer the question if it is relevent to a future plot point, but if not, it would be interesting to know what the life expectancy of the Sonichus is.

2. Do [[Rosechus]] go through the menopause?

3. Are [[Sonichus]] and Rosechus different species? If not, what is the collective term for the species?

4. Do Sonichus and Rosechus base physical attraction on colour? There appears to be little or no physical difference between Sonichus other than their colour which is confusing enough, but they all have identical beliefs and similar personalities. Are all Sonichus and Rosechus sexually attracted to one another? If not, how do they pair up?

5. What do Sonichus eat? Do they hunt animals or do they eat grass?

6. Do all Sonichus have the same "job" - protecting CWCville - or are some of them in other industries? I imagine one Sonichu could probably power the whole of [[CWCville]] constantly. Is it possible for Sonichus to "tap into" their powers to use their natural electicity as a source of cheap power?

7. If Sonichus create electricity, does that mean that they have to eat more frequently than [[Sonic]]? Do they give off heat or any other natural by-product of power production? How eco-friendly is a Sonichu?

8. When a Sonichu's penis is flaccid and retracted into their abdomen, are they identical to Rosechus? Surely all they must have visible on the outside is a little slit. Do Sonichus ever mistake each other for Rosechus?

By the way, I liked the ending of Sonichu 9. It was very moving. From
Woyzeck (a big f***ing fan).}}
''Chris censored the word "fucking" to "f***ing". Apparently he hates swear words now.''

===Seriously your house is a giant fucking mess===
{{Email|From: rschneider@socialworker.net

Hello Chris

My name is [[Wikipedia:Rob_Schneider|Robert Schneider]] and I'm a social worker.

I am writing to you to express my deep concern as regards to your family's well-being and more importantly the living conditions you live in. Having seen the tour of your [[house]] on [[youtube]] and knowing of your parents age I have to ask why have you not cleaned the property?

As a 28 year old seemingly healthy individual, the responsibility to clean up that household really does rest on your shoulders as most social care professionals would deem your mother and father incapable of doing it themselves due to their age and health.

As a friendly piece of advice Christian, I would clean that place out quickly or your parents could well face being put in a care home for the sake of their own good health. Not only this but given your [[Autism]] you could well be force to live in an environment more suited to your needs, depending on reassessment.

Please get back to me as this is a serious matter.
Rob.}}

==Parodies==
===Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo===
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|Good, godly, STRAIGHT fun!]]
{{Email|From: Alec Benson Leary

Christian,

First of all, I wish to say how sorry I am. I have nothing but the greatist respect for you and your artistic talent, I only meant to show you how awesome I think Sonichu is. I NEVER meant to suggest that Sonichu was a despicable HOMOGAY.

I only wanted to show [[Asperchu|ASPERCHU]] and his brother Sonichu having good, godly, STRAIGHT fun together as friends and brothers. So to make up for my previous error, I have created a completely NEW image to show how they are both manly men enjoying the joys of brotherhood.

Your friend and protege,

Alec Benson Leary}}
{{EmailReply|YOU HAVE DONE WRONG with this drawing; it only depicts the OPPOSITE OF STRAIGHT, you D.A. There may be a HUMAN character coming into the books with aspergers, but there will certainly NEVER BE A SONICHU or ROSECHU WITH THAT AILMENT.}}

===Sonichu loves everyone long time===
{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com>

Chris,

http://sonichuisgay.thecomicseries.com

I absolutely will not [[Mailbag_10#In which Chris is introduced to the definitive Sonichu experience|"stop the presses."]] This isn't CWCville where you can tell everyone what to do. Furthermore, you gave the go-ahead to this in your November 25th blog. Part of obtaining a copyright for a product or idea is that you retain creative control over what merchandise gets produced. Now you've relinquished that control to anyone who wants to create their own Sonichu merchandise or comics.

Since Sonichu is a comic with a large homosexual following, I'm simply catering to consumer demand by having your male characters engage in explicit gay sex at every opportunity.

Also I couldn't help but notice you didn't comment on "Sonichu is Dead," where all your characters are killed off one by one. Are you implying that death is preferable to being gay? Maybe I'm reading too much into this.

Have a nice day,

Sean August Watley
(P.S. When the Gay Sonichu [[sex toys]] roll off the assembly line sometime in 2010, I'll be sure you get free samples.) }}

{{Mailbag}}

Mailbag 10

2010-06-06T22:03:33Z

ConCat: /* Does Chris hate homos today? */

__NOTOC__
'''Mailbag 10''' is yet another [[mailbag]] uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 5 [[December 2009]]. [[Chris]] answered them on 6 December 2009, and in doing so managed to mess up most of his reply templates, meaning that very few of his replies were actually readable on their original page.

This mailbag contained several letters regarding Chris's stance on [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's]], which was recently revealed to be far more insane than suspected. Chris also receives several more [[troll|fan]] [[:Category:OCs|OCs]], a follow up letter about the [[Mailbag 9#Iranian democracy|Iranian elections]] and a somewhat blunt introduction to the masterpiece [[Fan:The Death of Sonichu|Sonichu is Dead]].

This was also the batch of emails that finally pushed Chris over the edge, causing him to beg his sysop to [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#Mailbag Issue (CCS)|stop uploading stressful emails]].

==Answered==
===The incredible vanishing email===
{{quoteboxred|From: David Crass <crasscrab@gmail.com>

Dear Chris Why is [[Rosechu]] so useless? It's like she's some sort of classical feminine trope. The only time she has ever actually done anything was when she sexually assaulted [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. I don't know how you see it, but as far as I can tell, Rosechu is little more than a sex object. I mean, all she seems to do through most of the comic is hang on [[Sonichu]], take nude pictures of herself, and get kidnapped. Care to explain how exactly it is that you preach women's rights while at the same time falling back on classic female caricatures?

Sincerly, David Crass
PS: Your plots seem to be getting more and more convoluted and unnessarily complicated, with nothing ever tying together and a myriad of new characters being introduced and retconned, only to play no real role within the overall plot.}}
''This letter was originally posted to [[Mailbag 4]]. Chris moved this letter to the [[Rejected Mailbag]] on 26 [[November 2009]], then answered it 8 days later on 4 December, and finally moved it here on 6 December. It was revealed in the [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|Jack Thaddeus call]] that the letter was from [[Jack]], and that Chris only answered it after Jack called him out.''
{{EmailReply|She is not useless, sure she has gotten captured, but she is quite excellent in the offense and defense too. Plus, look at Amy Rose; she is not useless, yet she gets captured sometimes too. She is not just a sex object; she is an individual with her own feelings, aspirations and opinions. More of her character will show in later pages.

Maybe they are not the main character at the time, but they do serve their purpose overall.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:30, 5 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Does Chris hate homos today?===
{{Email|From: [[IRC (23 July 2009)|Bill Riley]] <bill.riley42@yahoo.com>
Dear Chris,

I just have to say I LOVE your Sonichu comics! It has really captivated me and I feel I can't stop reading! I have to say one of my favorite characters in the comic is the creator himself, Chrissy! My favorite quality in him is that he is SO CUTE! I love his courage and will-power to overcome such intense experiences! Never give up you hunk!

Stay sweet!
Bill}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, thank you for your support, and secondly, I DO NOT CARE FOR YOUR HOMOSEXUAL FLIRTS; I AM STRAIGHT!!! SO GET OVER YOURSELF AND GO FIND A WOMAN TO FALL IN LOVE WITH!
[[Stress Sigh|*sigh*]]
I'm sorry for that outburst, but I have just read a not very pleasant message/image; it just was the wrong time for me. Anyway, I ONLY Love Women, so No homo flirt of any sort is allowed.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Iranian democracy revisited===
[[Image:Burqachu.jpg|thumb|The Middle East is a wonderful place to live. '''NOT!''']]
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]] <ajad368@yahoo.com>

Hello,

Thank you for for kind reply, Mr. Chandler. I have tried being kind and courteous, but my people will not believe I won the election fair and square! Is there anything else you can suggest I do to make them calm down?

And thank you for your kind consideration of including an Iranian character in a future comic! Sonichu is very popular in Iran, and your face is well known here. Adding an Iranian character will only make it more popular.

Here I include my humble suggestion for a new Rosechu. She is adhering to the standards of Iranian beauty by wearing one of our traditional cloaks, which protects us from the harsh climate of our country.

The cloaks hold special powers, and if she finds a sweetheart he can finally take the cloak off of her and reveal what she looks like.

I'm sorry, but my drawing skills are not good! Not nearly as good as yours!
Your friend,

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad}}
{{EmailReply|That is good, and your drawing is okay. I have saved it onto my Memory Stick, so it will be considered. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

===The times they are a changin'===
{{Email|From: bilboggins@email.com

While some comics feature dates, other comics have no dates on them, so it's hard to tell how much time has passed between the stories in the CWCiverse. For instance, how much time passes between episode 19 and episode 20? A Sonichu timeline, featuring dates when things happen in the CWCiverse, would really help.}}
{{EmailReply|That issue will be addressed greatly in future comic pages. Thank you for your input. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

===God save the queen===
{{Email|From: Steven Shaw <cpt.capslock@hotmail.co.uk>

awesome to finally get a chance to talk to the creator of the Sonichu comics. Hope you can answer a couple of questions for me.

My questions are:
1: I know sonichu evolves into Metonic/Ulrta Sonichu and Rosechu evolves into Vamprosa, but do any of the other Sonichus or Rosechus evolve? If so, what into?

2:Where did Darkbind come from? he ssems like a really cool character but he only got a 1 page summary for his back story.

3:What happened to the people/pokemon who brought up the chaotic combo? Did the whale come back and finish of Swampert? Don't leave us in suspence!!!

4:What's the deal with the new site ads? I think someones trying to mess with you (I mean, "Duck Presevation Society" really?)

oh well that's all i wanted to ask.

Toodle-pip (Yes i'm British)
SS}}
{{EmailReply|Only the original Sonichu and Rosechu can evolve; the others have no current evolutions. Darkbind comes from the distant region of Rulecwc. Those individuals current status will be addressed in future pages. Blame Jack Thaddius, as stated in my current blog on this date; he is a Sonichu-Hater. To complain to him about that, as well as the God Damn homosexual ads, you can e-mail him at '''jackthethadius@yahoo.com'''. I really want to get rid of every last one of them too. Oh, and check out the message at the top of this mailbag from "Dave"; that is Jack too. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Moar OCs===
[[Image:Pepe.jpg|thumb|He gave it his best.]]
{{Email|From: Randy McFalsa <misterdomino23@gmail.com>

First allow me to introduce myself. I am Sebastian Wulver and I am a humongous fan of your comics. I've been reading through the fan mail and seen all sorts of fan made sonichus, so I thought I'd make my own... it's not quite as good as yours but I gave it my best.

He's called Pepe'. I hope you like him.

Peace from a true and honest fan

-Sebastian-}}
{{EmailReply|Actually is a good drawing; I have the .jpg now saved on my Memory Stick Duo for future consideration. Thank you for your contribution. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Parkour more for the high score===
{{Email|From: Jamie Stevens <anger_cultist@yahoo.com>

Hello there Chris!!
Parkour or Free-Styling as it's also known as; is an awesome sport to get into. Will you be making more parkour videos?? PLEASE DO!! you should have someone record you doing crazy flips and tricks like the pros do. Perhaps even a Sonichu doing parkour?

--Jamie}}
{{EmailReply|I will consider that. Thank you for your input. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris demands money to visit Austria===
{{Email|From: ernestmecklinger@artlover.com
Hello Christian Weston Chandler, greetings from Austria.

I am an admiral in the Österreichisches Bundesheer, and I've introduced your Sonichu comics to some of my fellow officers and it's a big hit. I have taken it upon myself to translate your comics into German for the benefit of the troops in my battalion who do not speak English and they are begging for more. Now that Sonichu 9 is nearly done, I'm afraid the wait for the 10th comic will leave my soldiers in suspense and since we don't have much else to do these days this may affect morale. It would be really great if you could do you best to keep up this lightning-fast pace at which you have been uploading new pages permanently so we can all enjoy your work without having to wait too long.

I would also be honoured to have you as a guest in my country, I'm even talking with High Admiral Lohengramm about possibly presenting your with an honourary Orden vom Goldenen Vlies. I believe it would look quite nice along with your Sonichu medallion.

Thanks for your wonderful stories, they bring much joy to the lives of my men and myself.

- Ernest Mecklinger}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your support and honor. As long as the Round-Trip Flights have been paid for by your people, my family and I would be happy to visit your country, and for me to accept the honor.

Also, you won't have to wait long for the 10th book to start after I upload #9's 100th Page, although there are quite a number to draw that go before the Previewed 8 Pages, and they are definitely included as part of that book.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Meet Asperchu===
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|All around awesome guy Asperchu pretends to be happy upon seeing his retarded brother, Sonichu.]]
{{Email|From: Alec-chan [[Asperchu]] <albasperchu@live.com>
Chris,

This is Alec. Why have you not responded to the truly amazing comic I sent you?

I am referring of course to my one TRUE and HONEST creation, the original ASPERCHU, the electric/aspergers type hedgehog pokemon, which I recently showed to you as a token of my esteem for you. I think you are perhaps scared and confused by my rise to greatness. If I knew you were to ever be worried by my meteoric rise to fame, I would NEVER have written to you with such uncareful regard for your feelings. I wanted you to know that you have inspired me to GREATNESS, NOT to take anything away.

You have recently written your feelings on the ASPERGERS, which shows me that you are indeed worried that one such as I wants to take away your fame and glory, and I assure you this is simply the furthest from the TRUTH. Allow me to enlighten you on the real nature of the aspergers, which as you say is not like the [[autism]]. For one, we aspergers folks have the troubles with communicating to other people, we are very shy and have trouble making others to understand us. We also, secondly, have trouble with focusing too much on one thing at a time. I think that is where the confusion lies, for people see your utter DEVOTION to only Sonichu and your Playstation 3 and NOTHING ELSE as perhaps connected to aspergers; they do not realize that the fact you do not have time for the lesser things like work and friends as a sign of a TRUE and HONEST artist.

On a second note, I think you were scared of my speaking to you because I compared myself to you. You see, I did not mean to compare my ASPERGERS to your AUTISM, for as you say the two are totally and completely different and are never and have never been the SAME. The only way I wanted to compare myself to you is that as you are an artist, I aspire to be an amazing artist as well. I hope you will accept my peace offering of ASPERCHU and SONICHU meeting as friends that I have attached.

Your friend and protege,

Alec Benson Leary}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME, and second, I apologize for putting your letter into the Reject page, but I felt it necessary, because 1), you are obviously a Troll from what you've typed. And 2), your drawing infers homosexuality, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT GOD DAMN LIFESTYLE OR WHATEVER WORD IS USED TO DESCRIBE IT!!! --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:00, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

==Autism Mailbag==
===Chris worked hard===
{{Email|From: Greg Renner <gregrenner@pacificwest.com>

Chris.

For years, us autistics have struggled being relegated to the lesser role compared to those higher functioning than us.

You say you fight for our people. But let me ask you, if you found a cure for autism, would you use it to eliminate us all?

Or, how about if you found a cure for neurotypicalism? Would you use it to liberate us from being of the lower social caste?

I would pray that you made the right choice, and even the playing field for humanity. Imagine, there would be no more indifferences. Everyone would be equal.

There would be no trolls or people to bully you for what you are, because they also would be the same! Nobody to make fun of you for being autistic, because they too would be autistic.

So, what do you say? I pray that after all you have done to bring glory to us Autistics, that you would not in the end betray us all.

Sincerely, 
Greg Renner}}
{{EmailReply|I would not betray any of my Autistic Folk, but I worked hard to be accepted like a normal person; don't you want to be accepted like that as well? --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:00, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris thanks someone for their support, then ignores them===
{{Email|From: Maryanne Penny <aspergersawareness@hotmail.com>
Hello, Christian Weston Chandler!

I am with the Autism Society of America. Me and my associates of the Aspergers Syndrome division of the foundation have noticed your rise rise in fame over the last few years and would like to congratulate you on a job well done! We are very impressed with your ability to overcome the limitations your Aspergers Syndrome gives you. Not many children with Aspergers Syndrome or it's variations (autism especially) can overcome those hurdles, and they fall short in life.

You, however, are an inspiration to them. A brave little boy I know with Aspergers Syndrome came up to me and showed me a drawing he had made. He took Mario and drew him as a wizard from the popular Harry Potter franchise. He then told me that his [[Sonichu|"Marry Potter"]], as he liked to call it, also had Aspergers Syndrome. It was a little weird, so I asked him why he would burden such a wonderful character with such a terrible disease like Aspergers Syndrome. He told me, and I'll never forget this, "Marry Potter does a lot of great things and he's super amazing! His Aspergers Syndrome doesn't hurt him like it hurts me, and I think that's really awesome. I hope to be like him someday, but I know getting rid of this Aspergers Syndrome is impossible." Normally, I would have nothing to say to that, but thanks to you, I can give these Aspergers Syndrome inflicted children the hope they need. They now know that overcoming Aspergers Syndrome is not just something only superheroes like Marry Potter can do.

So once again I thank you, Christian. You're a Super Aspergers Syndrome Hero, and I would feel honored if you put up a page on your website supporting Aspergers Syndrome and its less prevalent variations(like autism).

Sincerely,

Maryanne Penny}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your support; I will take it under consideration. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:00, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris does not care for your derogatory remarks...===
{{Email|From: Cad Earnest <goldorthegold@yahoo.co.uk>

I don't really see your point in your argument in the aspergers page on cwcipedia. It kind of seems that you're JEALOUS of people with the syndrome and that you hate them for accomplishing more than you despite having similar conditions.

I mean if they shun you by having better communication skills. Doesn't that mean everyone with out a mental disorder shuns you by being better than you? I think you need to accept when you're incorrect about something.

I'd also like to deconstruct your point:

"I have not only Helped cultivate the First Generation ofAutistic People, but I have gone beyond the Autistic Dreamsacademically, communicatively and socially. Still, I have troublemaintaining Eye-Contact, my mentality is sometimes slow yet quick atother times. The people who first evaluated me ever even stated that Iwould never even make it to High School, much less even Write His Name. Take That and Smoke It, oldest doctors.I have worked very hard to achieve and maintain Honor Roll throughoutMiddle and High School, and even to make the PVCC Dean's List, andfulfill my parents' wishes to work for and earn the Degree andCertificate for Computer Aided Drafting and Design."-Christian Weston Chandler

This is while claiming to have high functioning autism. It's not like you're low on the spectrum and getting these achievements. High functioning has to be the closest to aspergers so whoever first diagnosed you had mis-information... unless you were diagnosed as low functioning autism(with an IQ of lower than 80) there's no way you couldn't have made it through highschool taking remedial courses.

I've also noticed however haven't you admitted several times that you are "Sometimes retarded"?, I also think there are better autistic role models out there than you. I apologise if there is any offence but you currently don't even have a job and it REALLY doesn't seem like you're that serious about marketing Sonichu. You may have passed high school and got a 2-year CADD certificate in 6 YEARS. But you've done nothing with it.

Most notably in your comics you never use a ruler, your maps aren't even to scale could you tell me what they actually taught you in CADD classes? Also Doesn't CADD Chef relate to your CADD teacher who gave you F's, how did you make the Deans list when you got F grades? You have to be either lying or everyone must have been put on the list for simply passing.

Your argument is flawed, beforehand you were saying autism is superior. Now you're saying people with aspergers are faking it too simply look better than you. You haven't really showed the world how successful Austic people can be because you just play videogames and waste your life away.}}
{{EmailReply|Your comments have been read, I do not care for your derogatory remarks, and have a good day. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:00, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

===...But he's cool with copy-pasting replies===
{{Email|From: D Follett <dfollett09@gmail.com>

Autism vs. aspergers is NOT a competition. You don't need to prove that you're more pathetic than anyone else - the fact that you crap your pants like a 2 year old proves it enough.

As someone with aspergers, I am insulted by your ignorance and outright hatred towards someone with a very similar problem to your own. I don't care what YOU have, or what you think you are - you insulting anyone else, ever, in the entire universe, is hilarious.

You have conquered nothing. You have deluded yourself into thinking you're better than your autism, but you have accomplished nothing in your life but making yourself look more and more foolish every day.

I'd put some serious work into myself if I were you. Your parents will not live forever, and when they are gone, there is no way you could afford to keep that house. You will be moved into a home with the 'slow minded' and the developmentally disabled, as you have completely failed to prove that you are a mature human being who is capable of managing anything more complex that a little LEGO universe.

I felt sorry for you for a long time - for the trolls who make up fake girls that you fall in love with, to the trolls who have you honestly believing that people like your shitty artwork. You are racist, homophobic, and ignorant.

Shut the fuck up and leave those with aspergers out of it, you asshole.

D Follett}}
{{EmailReply|Your comments have been read, I do not care for your derogatory remarks, and have a good day. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:00, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

==Parodies==
===In which Chris is introduced to the definitive Sonichu experience===
''Chris moved this letter from Mailbag 10 to the parodies page in the early morning of 15 [[December 2009]].''
[[Image:Sonichu'sFinalMoments.JPG|thumb|Sonichu's epic death.]]
[[Image:SonichuWhoring.JPG|thumb|Sonichu: the ultimate manwhore.]]
{{Email|From: Sean Watley <seanawatley@gmail.com>

Hi Chris,

Glad to see you're working on the comics again, although I think Episode 20 is dragging on too long. The Dating Education one and Issue #8 said "Christian Weston Chandler" more than this really recent stuff. I'd also like to see more comics about the things you accomplish each day, and maybe see your family in the comics. I'm sure you lead an interesting life.

Anyway I read your recent blog entry about how you don't care what other people do with Sonichu, <s>so here's my stupid bullshit</s>. I'm not great with digital coloring yet but I figure I'll get better with practice:

<s>Sonichu is Dead: http://sonichu.thecomicseries.com/
</s>

<s>Sonichu is Gay: http://sonichuisgay.thecomicseries.com/
</s>

Stay straight,

Sean August Watley

(P.S. <strike>I'm still working on Sonichu is Gay</strike>. If you have any ideas I'd love to hear them!)}}
''The strikethroughs were added by Chris, who presumably went mad with rage. When he moved the letter on 15 December, he removed the first and last strikethroughs, leaving only the ones for the Sonichu is dead and Sonichu is gay links. Nobody knows why.''
{{EmailReply|STOP IT! Sonichu is Straight, so STOP THE PRESSES RIGHT THERE AND GO NO FURTHER!

Those side-stories of my life may be drawn in other pages, but not at the moment. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:03, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

{{Mailbag}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

Mailbag 9

2010-06-06T21:57:16Z

ConCat: /* Chis is incapable of simply disagreeing */

__NOTOC__
'''Mailbag 9''' is yet another [[mailbag]], uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 3 [[December 2009]]. Chris was scheduled to answer it on the same day, but didn't get around to responding to it until the 4th.

This mailbag was notably international, containing letters from Scotland, Germany, Iran (again), and an undisclosed nation that speaks Arabic, which [[Chris]] was too lazy to dump into one of the many free translation websites available on the internet.

Some of the high points of this mailbag include Chris babbling about how he is vaccinated against homos, and failing at weights and measurements. He also gets a few more pieces of fanart, and takes a few moments to advise a ruthless dictator on how to affect public opinion with propaganda.

==Answered==
===Homo blood===
{{Email|From: Jennie Richardson <blakesgurl@hotmail.co.uk>
Hey Chris you're a fan of the [[American Rabbit]], and you wih he had his own show, well why not bring him into your comics like [[Sonic]]? Or else you could make your own version, the [[CWCville]] Rabbit!

Oh, and will you ever do any comics about your adventures in the [[Time Void]]? I know you said you would use your blood to cure [[homos]]exuals. Hey, if injecting a homo with straight blood turns them straight, what would happen if a straight person was injected with homo blood?
If [[Naitsirhc]] injected you with his blood would you turn homo?}}
{{EmailReply|I will take that into consideration. Also, I do plan on drawing some pages of my time in the void. Before I left that time with the syringes of the Straight Gene, I was injected with a Vaccine that prevents homosexual blood to affect me in anyway. Plus, that vaccine is in all of the syringes with the Straight Gene}}

===Christian: King of England===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:The Big Lebowski|Walter Sobcheck]] <wltrsbchck9@gmail.com>
Hi, Chris! Long time fan of your amazing comic writing you.

Just two quick questions:

Have you seen the movie "King Ralph" featuring John Goodman? It's the story about an American who is descended from the British Royal Family and finds himself in the position of King of England!

Since your ancestry can be traced back to [[Anne Boleyn]], this could theoretically happen to you as well. What would you do if you were the King of England? Would this affect CWCville in any way? I think you would be a wise and just CWCking.

Best regards,

Walter Sobcheck}}
{{EmailReply|That is interesting, although I have never heard of the movie. **I promise to think about it further, and replace this sentence with my final thoughts. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:14, 5 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Request hour===
{{Email|From: Fly Griffith <[[Wikipedia:Armin_Meiwes|metzger]]-[[Wikipedia:Mein_Teil|meister@live.com]]>
Hey Chris,

I admire your singing talent, and I would like to know if you take requests?

Thanks.}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you for the compliment. I am not currently taking requests, but I may change my mind in the future. Stay Safe. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:14, 5 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Deutschland, Deutschland über alles===
[[Image:Jürgenchu.jpg|thumb|Mein Gott!]]
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Horst Wessel|Horst Wessel]] <[[Man in the Pickle Suit|mann_im_essiggurkeanzug]]@hotmail.com>
Liebe Chris,

Viele Grüsse aus Deutschland! Ich bin eine grosse Befürworter der Sonichukomik. Ich habe ein Paar Fragen fuer dich, und ich freue mich auf deine Antworten;

Erstens muss ich dich über meine Englisch warnen, es nicht so gut ist. (Ich habe eine Internet-Uebersetzer benutzt, und so ist es möglich, dass Worten und Sätze inkorrekt sind). Ich kann deine Komik lesen, weil deine Englisch leicht zu Verstehen ist - vielleicht ist es warum, du viele fremden Befürworter haben! (Wie mich!)

Jetzt, auf die Fragen;

1. Ich habe gelesen in deine letzte Postsack, dass du das Wort ,,Hakenkreuz" nicht sagen wird. Warum ist es? Bevor der Nazizeit war ein Hakenkreuz ein Symbol der Glück.

2. Was muss ich essen, um deine Körperbau zu haben? Jeden Tag, esse ich Bratwürst und vier gekochte Eier im Morgens, aber noch kann ich deine Figur nicht erhalten. Welchen Tipps kannst du mir geben? Je mehr Tipps, desto besser!

3. Ist es möglich, ein deutsches Sonichu-Charakter haben? Es kann Lederhosen tragen und Sauerkraut essen, aber nicht Bier trinken, weil es ist illegale in CWCville. (Ich habe eine Bild von ,,Jürgenchu" beigefügt - so kann man Eingebung über dieser Charakter haben).

-----

Auf Englisch;

Many Greetings from Germany! I am a big supporter of Sonichukomik. I have a couple questions for you, and I look forward to your answers;

First, I must warn you about my English, it is not so good. (I have used an internet translator, so it is possible that words and sentences are incorrect). I can read your comic, because your English is easy to understand - maybe it's why you have many foreign supporters! (Like me!)

Now to the questions;

1. I have read in your last mailbag that you will not say the word "swastika". Why is it? Before the Nazi era, a swastika was a symbol of good luck.

2. What should I eat to your body type to have? Every day, I eat sausages and four boiled eggs in the morning, but I still can not get your figure. What tips can you give me? The more tips the better!

3. Is it possible to have a German Sonichu character? It can wear lederhosen and eat sauerkraut, but do not drink beer because it is illegal in CWCville. (I have an image of, Jürgenchu attached "- that you can have inspiration about this character).

Tschüss!

Horst.}}
{{EmailReply|The english is good. To your first question, interesting, well leave to Hitler to turn the icon into an icon as terrible as when the homosexuals made the rainbow their icon, or even the word that Originally was defined as "Happy" but now is defined as "homo". My figure can be better; I highly recommend getting on a healthy diet and exercising. It is possible, and I will keep it in my head for consideration. Thank you for your submission. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:14, 5 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Gin a body meet a body Comin thro' the rye===
[[Image:Jobbychu.jpg|thumb|Nice kilt.]]
{{Email|From: Richard Harrison <nothing_ever_works@hotmail.com>
Hello Christian.

Greetings from Scotland - I am a massive STRAIGHT, TRUE and HONEST Sonichu fan so I thought I would give you my idea for a new Sonichu.

His name is Jobbychu - named after the old scottish word for a lot of hard work, and he has a special skill called Baw-deep-in-yer-Ma! He likes to hack [[Jerkops]] up with his sharp Claymore and never misses a chance to swing his sporran.

It took me ages to do so I hope you like him. Keep up the good work on the comics!

Regards,

Rich}}
{{EmailReply|I have the image saved on my Meomry Stick Duo, so I will keep him in mind for something. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:14, 5 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris fails at weights and measurements===
{{Email|From: ThunderBolt <gamerthunderbolt@gmail.com>
Hey Mr. Chandler! I've been a fan since the beginning of the subepisodes!

Anyways, I'm not that strong, but I noticed you've been working out. So I tried to follow your workout routine, to someday be almost as strong as you. I went to the grocery store looking for the lemonade boxes you used in your [[51 50|workout video]]. I asked one of the employees where the 12 packs of lemonade that weigh over 50 pounds, and they just laughed at me. I looked all over the store and couldn't find them, and now I'm feeling stressed. I saw plenty of 10 pound 12 packs, but I knew that wasn't it, because you're stronger than that. I need to be strong to get a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. Where do you get your lemonade? What other things are really heavy I can lift with?

A "used to be" friend of mine (turned out to be a dirty filthy [[troll]]) said you had lifted a doghouse that was five to ten tons. Is this true? You are amazing! The African Savanna Elephant weighs around 8 tons, but if you want to get a girlfriend, you should carry your car to the mall. Most cars that size weigh 1 to 2 tons, and if you could carry a 5 or 10 ton doghouse, that should be a cake walk for you. There's no way a girl would say no to a guy throwing cars around. God you are awesomely strong Chris! How are you still single?

Stay straight!

Nick }}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, get a pair of dumbell weights up to 50 lbs in weight. I did lift and move a doghouse for my late Patti; I moved it a bit of ways from her dog pen to her burial site. A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS. Blame me being single on being shy. Thank you for your}}

===A-rabs===
{{Email|From: MM <magnusmaximus5@gmail.com>
بالإضافة إلى ذلك، شهدت شعبية طفرة في فترة السبعينات من القرن العشرين -
وغالبًا ما كان يتم تحويل قصص المانجا المصورة فيما بعد إلى رسوم متحركة
- ولا سيما الرسوم التي كانت من تصميم أو الذي كان يوصف "بالأسطورة"
"والأب الروحي لقصص المانجا المصورة فأعماله وأعمال غيره من الرواد في
هذا المجال كانت مصدر إلهام ساهم في ظهور العناصر الأساسية التي يعتمد
عليها الأنيمي في وقتنا الحاضر. فعلى سبيل المثال، تشكل أسلوب الروبوت
العملاق (المعروف باسم "الآليات" خارج اليابان) في ذهن تيزوكا وطوره جو
ناجاي وغيره فأصبح يطلق عليه اسم الروبوت الخارق. وفي نهاية العقد نفسه،
أحدث المبدع يوشي يوكي تومينو ثورة في عالم الروبوت بإنشائه للروبوت
الحقيقي. ولقد أصبح أنيمي الروبوت مثل سلسلة "" وسلسلة"" من الكلاسيكيات
في فترة الثمانينات من القرن العشرين. كما أن أنيمي "الروبوت" لا يزال
واحدًا من أكثر أنواع الأنيمي شيوعًا في اليابان وفي جميع أنحاء العالم
اليوم. وفي فترة الثمانينات

والناجحة من الأنيمي في الأسواق الخارجية في الفترة نفسها، لاقى الأنيمي
قبولاُ متزايدًا في هذه الأسواق في التسعينات من القرن نفسه، بل وزاد هذا
الاستحسان في .}}
{{EmailReply|Can we get a translator, please? I'm sorry, but these characters are illegible. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:27, 5 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris the illest rapper===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Trent Reznor|Trent Reznor]] <trentreznr@rocketmail.com>
Dear, Mr. Chandler,

Hello, my name is Trent Reznor, and I would like you to know that I am a massive fan of your music. I am particularly fond of your rapping. Is there any chance that, in the future, you might release a hip hop album? Honestly, you're up there with some of the greats, The Notorious B.I.G., Tupac, and Nas. It would be a shame if the world never got to hear you to your fullest potential.

I would also like to, as a musician myself, ask you how you come up with your amazing lyrics? Lastely, is there a new Christian and the Hedgehog Boys in the works?

-Trent Reznor}}
{{EmailReply|The lyrics just come to me, as most musicians will tell you. Not at the moment. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:27, 5 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris says something nice===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|Obviously this needs improvement.]]
{{Email|From: Barry Cartridge <barryacartridge@hotmail.com>
Dear Chris

A message from A TRUE AND HONEST fan. I think you are a genius of ages and love your comics.

My sister says you look like Edward Cullen From Twilight. I think you look more like Harrison Ford.

I drew this picture of [[Rosechu]] hoping you feature it in your mailbag. I know it's not as good as your art but please tell me how I could improve it.

Barry}}
{{EmailReply|Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it. I've already saw it in an e-mail too, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:27, 5 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Iranian democracy===
[[File:Al-Qaeda.jpg|thumb|Another TRUE and HONEST Sonichu fan.]]
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]] <ajad368@yahoo.com>
Hello,

Greetings from the Islamic Republic of Iran! My name is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and I must say that I am a huge fan of your Sonichu comics, as are a lot of other people in my country of Iran.

I'm looking for some tips, as I understand it you are the mayor of Cwcville, and I am somewhat of a politician myself.

1. My people have recently been very upset with elections in my country. Even though there are no elections in Cwcville, is there anything you suggest I do to keep my people quiet?

2. Would you consider including an Iranian character in a future Sonichu comic? It would be an interesting cultural exchange!

Thank you for your time,

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad}}
{{EmailReply|I'd say let the people have their say and hold the elections; it will give you a chance to improve your self-image to the public; be kind and courteous. I will consider it. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:27, 5 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris the role model===
[[Image:NickDoleSonichu.jpg|thumb|An Animu Sonichu approaches!]]
{{Email|From: Nick Dole <ndolmalbx@hotmail.com>
Hello Chris!

I've been reading your comics and watching your videos for a while now. I look up to you as a role model, and you have helped me to stay STRAIGHT and OFF OF DRUGS. Keep up the good work!

I hope you enjoy the pic I drew!

-Nick Dole}}
{{EmailReply|That is good, and the drawing is good. Thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:27, 5 December 2009 (CET)}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Chis is incapable of simply disagreeing===
{{Email|From: Joseph Barale <amenta101@yahoo.com>
Dear Chris,

I am a growing aspiring cartoonist and currently single male (and very much proud of it).

I have been aware of you and your Sonichu creation for a while now. I even read all your Sonichu comics from scratch. I am pleased to see that you have a mailblog for your Sonichu following and I applaud you to that and wish you the best. However, you should also be more aware of your actions, but also your facts.

You say that Autism in no way have any similarities to Aspergers where, in reality, they do share a lot of similarities with the symptoms. Saying that they do not share similarities without even achknowledging it is like stating that Pandorum is a real space hallucination disease (reference from the movie Pandorum).

Also, I am quite appaled by your views of homosexuality and Gay Rights. I am not a gay man myself, but I support homosexuality and Gay Rights as much as I support [[Women's Rights|Women Rights]]. It's not only a lifestyle, but a choice as well. Sometimes people like to follow or pursue on what feels right for them, even from childhood. That's how life works and that's the fun and beauty of it.

But other than that, I wish you the best of luck with Sonichu and creativity in the future and I hope you have a safe and pleasant day.

Peace.

Joseph Barale}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your support, but due to the content of the second two paragraphs, of which I feel uncomfortable of leaving in the main mailbag, I'm afraid this message, and this reply, will be put into the Reject Mailbag. I apologize, but thank you for sending me your thoughts. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:27, 5 December 2009 (CET)}}

==Autism Mailbag==
===Chris's opinion is law, yours is just an opinion===
{{Email|From: aamoran@newyork.usa.com

Chris, enough is enough. You constantly say that you are [[autistic]]. But that is only YOUR opinion.

Stop trying to cite it as a fact. It's very annoying.

It's like if I were to say I think green is the best color ever, and get angry at anyone who don't think it's the best color. It's silly. How is what you're doing any different?

Look. I respect your opinion, and that in your mind you think you are autistic. That's fine. In my mind, I think I am superman. But that's only your opinion.

Why don't you just leave it at that instead of trying to get other people to believe the same thing as you?

Do not cite it as fact and then act surprised when people close their mind to such a suggestion that clearly is only your personal opinion and NOTHING else.

Sincerely,
Andrew Moran}}

{{Mailbag}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

Mailbag 7

2010-06-06T16:41:04Z

ConCat: /* Yes you can sail the seven seas */

__NOTOC__
Uploaded on 29 [[November 2009]], '''Mailbag 7''' is the seventh batch of letters for [[Chris]] to answer/censor.

This mailbag contains several encore appearances of people featured in previous mailbags, namely [[Mailbag 4#In which Chris is rude to a young girl|the devout 14-year old girl]], aspiring artist [[Mailbag 2#This looks shopped|Emmy Bardot]] and Alaskan-native Levi Johnston. There are a few e-mails carefully designed to gently and bring up topics that Chris is in serious denial about, such as his [[obesity]]. There are also a few weird ones, like a Muslim boy's love of [[Sonichu]] threatening his life, and some wacko promoting 2D love.

Chis was scheduled to answer them all on the 29th, but he didn't actually get around to it until 1 [[December 2009|December]]. His responses were more pompous and condescending than ever before. The irony in lecturing about employment and cleaning seems to be completely lost on him. He responded to the second letter in the mailbag by explaining why he's fully justified in closing his mind to the idea of [[Autism]] and [[Asperger's Syndrome]] being similar, then in the very next letter he berates someone for following a closed-minded religion. Presumably Chris wants her to open her mind and her [[china|vagina]]. Other Highlights include Chris desperately trying to come up with ways the Rosechus are different, and claiming that Albert Einstein was autistic.

==Answered==
===Good housekeeping===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Jeffrey Dahmer|Jeffrey Dahmer]] <youreinvitedfordinner@yahoo.com>
Chris,

First, thank you for taking the time to answer all these fan letters!

Anyway, my apartment is a HUGE MESS right now, and I just can't seem to get motivated to start cleaning, or even where to start for that matter. It's getting out of control, some of my neighbors are complaining about the smell and I feel embarrased about having anyone over. The fridge smells really bad too and I'm afraid to even look in there.

Do you have any advice? How do you find the motivation to start cleaning house when the task is so overwhelming? If you have any ideas I'd love to hear them.

Hungrily yours,
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer}}
{{EmailReply|I would say, Just Start Cleaning; Get Rid of all the stuff You Know SHOULD be disposed of. Trash ALL the Trash; donate some of your no-longer-wanted/needed stuff to a Goodwill. And face the fear; look in your fridge and clean it out. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:05, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Oh shit another Asperger's email===
{{Email|From: Arizona Bay <seeyoudowninarizonabay@gmail.com>
Hi, Chris.

Please do not jump to any conclusions here. I would ask that you read the entire message before responding.

I've got a little question for you. As you're no doubt aware, plenty of other people sending you mail have asked questions regarding your stance on Asperger's Syndrome. You, of course, have responded that your mind is closed to discussion. I'd like to ask you a question about this: how can you honestly doubt, with absolute surety, the statements of medical professionals? I noticed that at least one poster here on the mailbag has stated that he is in medical school. Have you ever attended medical school, Mr. Chandler? No, you have not. You have no understanding of psychology whatsoever, so how can you be so certain that Asperger's is "TOTALLY DIFFERENT" from autism?

A closed mind is a credulous mind, Mr. Chandler, and everyone is wrong once in a while.

(Incidentally, I have some experience in psychology and have acted as an orderly in special education schools, so a great deal of this comes from personal experience.)

Yours,
Arizona Bay.}}
{{EmailReply|Well, I have read your whole message, and you have the right to your own opinion, as did the other people who asked about the subject. I state my opinion on the subject as it is my right as well to my own opinion. Aspergers is MORE classified to those who come down with it LATER in life during their ADULT years. Autism happens from nearly the start. With that being a MAJOR difference between the two among other differences, I again rest my case. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:05, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Grrrlpowaanow 2: the Christianing===
{{Email|From: grrrlpowaanow@aol.com
I am writing this in response to your response to my email.

First, I am disappointed that you "rejected" my email. It wasn't offensive or mislabeling. It was honest content from my true heart and, like you said, you should be a man and take criticism. My criticism of your comic is that it goes against God and the Bible, and it does in the instances I've mentioned.

Second, it does not matter if either nun was or wasn't a lesbian. The Bible says every child deserves one mother and one father. Not two mommies, like the [[homos]]exuals do, because that confuses the child's gender. I'm greatly disappointed that you would promote anti-Christian ideals like girls having two moms.

Third, sex is meant to be done for procreation only. Anything else is sin, plain and simple. Sex done in public is also a sin. Read the Bible. It is very specific that sex is meant to be done between one man and one woman, and that's it. Not an audience, and not "for fun." God hates hanky-panky, and Hell is full of perverts who enjoy looking at pornographic material.

Fourth, "[[Rosechu]] became a [[wild]] beast" is no excuse. In fact, it's even worse that you would insinuate that women can't control their emotions and just fly off the hinges like they animals and not even human. Is that what you think of women? That they're animals and not people? You're awful.

I brought your Sonichu comics up with my Bible studies class and they all agree that your comic goes against God and the Bible, and they all agreed that I should stop reading it. I don't understand how you could be so naive as to think that God would even tolerate "recreational" sexual relations, especially when you know that God hates the homosexuals. After all, why do you think He hates the homosexuals? It's because the sex they have is only for "recreation" and therefore goes against God. [[Hanky-panky]] goes against God. Premarital sex (which you've depicted with your other characters, most recently Angelica and Reginald Sneasel) goes against God. Quit spitting on the God Almighty with your Sonichu comics and reconsider the changes I've suggested, if not for the sake of the comic, then at least for the sake of your immortal soul.

May God have mercy on you.}}
{{EmailReply|In response to your first paragraph, obviously you have not opened your mind to all things in life, and your religion is a closed-minded one. Second, a lot of people have gone to [[Angelica]]'s church; male volunteers have shared with Angelica their views and opinions on all things as well, so she was Not Without a male role-model. Third, Sex Is Natural; regardless of it being for procreation or for fun, and I agree you that sex should ONLY be truly enjoyed between Man and Woman; not between homos. Fourth, I have had MY OWN fly-off emotional moments too on rare occasions; you are no different I'm sure. You certainly let yourself go in typing your message.

I am a [[Methodist]]; I pray to [[God and Jesus]] every day; I read my Bible; I volunteer myself for good deeds and such often. Last Sunday, I was asked to read a verse and light the First Advent Candle; that was definitely a most honorable volunteer job, and I did very well in citing the verse with gusto and feeling.

I'll pray for you to open your mind as well.
Peace,
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:05, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===An inkling that this is a joke letter===
{{Email|From: Cad Earnest <goldorthegold@yahoo.co.uk>
Hello Chris, next March I am going to be involved in a stage play however my role requires me to gain a lot of weight in a short amount of time. I've checked some of your [[youtube]] videos a couple of months apart and you seem to have accomplished getting fat extremely qucikly. Could you provide me with hints or tips to get fat very quickly? This will be very important to my career as an actor so please tell me all you know about gaining weight.}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I feel offended of you saying that I "gain weight quickly"; I have been working out and [[Obesity|LOSING WEIGHT]]. As much as I feel an inkling that this is a joke letter from a [[Troll]], my answer to your question is this... if you Truly want to gain weight quickly, then eat more fatty foods and don't exercise. :( --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff===
{{Email|From: [[Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>
Yo yo yo, I just got a quick question for you.

What's the difference, personality-wise, not physically (anyone with eyes can see that), between all the female characters?
Rosechu, Angelica, [[Bubbles]], [[Lolisa]], [[Simonla]], [[Chloe]], [[Patti]], [[Megagi]], [[Layla]], [[Zapina]]

I'd like a sentence or two description of each, thanks.}}
{{EmailReply|Rosechu is a leader-type, all-around personality, smart and quick-wit, strong and fears little, yet surprised easily. Angelica is a religious type; she feels peace and tranquility often from the presence of God and Jesus and her healthy life in general. Bubbles has a bubbly personality; likes to have fun often, a bit goofy sometimes, yet serious when the situation calls for it. Lolisa is of Radio DJ and Co-Host personality; she keeps up with the latest news and trends, sad from bad news; happy from good news, honest and punctual. Simonla is of Construction-Worker personality; she rarely leaves a job undone, a bit tomboy, and spunky. Chloe is of a [[Women's rights|generic]] high-school girl personality; more of her personality will be shown in future pages. Patti is wise, kind, calm-toned and a good girl-dog. Megagi is like a Army Soldier; gets attention upon call, endures difficult perils and obstacles, she is one to gun down her foes swiftly. Layla is sheepish; kind of shy, yet energetic, sweet and such, but on rare instances, she will really let out her frustration in defense for her allies. Zapina is a fast-talking, very energetic, spunky, inquisitive little gal. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Strict on homosexuality===
{{Email|From: Heather C <flowerofpeace@hotmail.com>
**Please respond, Christian.**

Hey Chris!

My name's Heather and I'm a 22 year old from Topeka, Kansas. I'm quite interested in your life and your Sonichu comic, it's all excellent work, and my friends love it as well!

I have one question though, please read it:
Chris, why are you so strict about homosexuality? I understand you are not one yourself - quite the opposite actually - but you seem to care a lot more about The Bible's supposed message against same sex couples than anything else it preaches.

I mean, I have gay and lesbian friends, and they're all generally normal people. Love is love, no matter who's involved. (to be honest, I even hook up with previous mentioned lesbian friends occasionally... nothing I'm ashamed of)

Are you saying they can't feel love each other? that their sub-human? My buddy Josh happens to be one of the kindest, generous people I know. His boyfriend could go on and on about how great of a guy he his. (...I bet if you knew him, you wouldn't have anything against him if he was straight. At all)}}
{{EmailReply|I am strict not on the people's personalities, but ONLY on the Acts and lifestyle they have. HOMOSEXUALITY IS JUST PLAIN WRONG AND UNNATURAL. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Yes you can sail the seven seas===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Starship Troopers|sgtcharleszim]]@aol.com
Mr. Chandler,

If you are a truly and honestly a patriotic American like you claim, you would have considered joining the [[Navy]]. Our nation needs men like you with your elbow-greased strength and speed-thinking skills and quick-sorting abilities. Please consider signing up at your nearest recruiter.

Thank you,

Drill Instructor Zim

Sergeant, United States Navy SEALs}}
{{EmailReply|I have considered it before, and due to my Autism, I am not qualified. Plus, a LOT of women feel depression when their boys are off in the Army, and their patience wears thin often. I SHOULD KNOW, My Mothers HATES TO BE MARRIED TO AN ARMY DUDE Because of that [[STRESS]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Like a pimp===
[[Image:Fanartmail7-uptowndude.jpg|thumb|A ghetto Sonichu appears]]
{{Email|From: Emmanuelle Bardot <emmymignon@googlemail.com>

Oh no! I forgot to include the picture!!! Oh well, here is the message again, WITH the picture!

Hello Chris! It is me again! This time I have completed some fan art (it is not very good!). I drew Sonichu as an "Uptown Dude" with his Rosechu at his side. I also included a photo of their creator, Mr Christian Weston Chandler (that's you!) visit them as their "trick" (friend).
Hope you like it, I look forward to see your reply!!!

from Emmy

xxxxx}}
{{EmailReply|It is good, thank you.}}

===Hexbox economics===
{{Email|From: William Anthony <lillithmorrigan85@gmail.com>
Dear Chris,

You say that you hate the [[Xbox]] 360 because the online service costs money. While this is a perfectly logical choice, there's something I'd like to know. How do you feel about downloadable content in video games, and how much do you purchase? Because if you're buying a lot of DLC, the membership costs for Xbox Live really aren't that much.

Thanks,
Bill}}
{{EmailReply|I don't care; HEXBox 360 is of Inferior Quality and has Lesser Options compared to the [[PS3|Playstation 3]] and Wii. Plus, the membership is THE COST I can certainly get along without aside from DLC costs, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Michael Parker's last stand===
{{Email|From: Michael Parker <mp53718@gmail.com>
Hello Christian,

I was wondering what your definition of Asperger's syndrome is? If you are so adamant in claiming that Asperger's is nothing like High Functioning Autism, perhaps you could enlighten us as to the differences? I have a feeling you are just mistaken as to the definition of Asperger's, as an intelligent individual like yourself would certainly not be naive and stubborn and refuse to accept the truth.

Sincerely,
Dr. Michael Parker}}
{{EmailReply|Those with Aspergers are Retarded Linguisticly and Cognitively, PLUS they are most certainly MORE CLUMSY than we Autistics.

**A NOTE: I am NOT calling people with Aspergers Retared; ONLY their skills in speech and mental capabilities are not as quick as those with Autism.**

So put that in your pipe and smoke it. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris destroys an Iranian family===
{{Email|From: Rashid Ali Abdul <rashidaliabdul@gmail.com>
Salaam. I am grateful to be emailing the Sonichu creator himself.

I live in islamic republic of Iran in the middle east. I recently found your comic Sonichu and enjoy it very much. I have been translating Sonichu to Arabic for many people to enjoy. However, I have big problem. My parents do not approve of your comic and have declared it haraam. They think it is sacrilegious and defies the supreme will of Allah.

They found the pages on my computer. They saw comic where characters engage in fornication, sex before marriage, which is forbidden in Islam. They also think that Sonichu promote many thing that are not "halal."

I do not know what to do. My parents have threaten to disown me and I fear for even worse, I fear for my life. Please tell me what to do. Everyone is against me but I am not an infidel, I only wish to spread word of Sonichu to the middle eastern world.}}
{{EmailReply|My comics promote free will and most democratic, if not moderate, type of politics. Don't worry about your parents; they only care about your safety and well-being. They will certainly not disown you. If it makes you happy, then continue your spread of my work and smile while doing so. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Love in two dimensions===
{{Email|From: Brad Newman <peoplepeople91@hotmail.com>
Hello there, Christian Weston Chandler. I've read a lot of you and your real life adventures and found your struggle of getting a woman to be heart-breaking. No man should ever feel as lonely as you most likely do. That's why I come to you with a suggestion. Why not marry a 2D anime or video game character? With a little imagination (I'm sure you have a lot of it), they're about as good as a real girl. Trust me on this one. After trying and failing to find the woman that was right for me, I moved on to 2D love. IT'S AMAZING. 2D women will never betray you, never demand lavish gifts for sex, and never steal all of your shit when they inevitably divorce you. 2D women can't necessarily love you back, but your love for them should be enough to get by. Unless, of course, you're a selfish womanizer who always demands things in return. But, hey, with advances in artificial intelligence, she might just be able to!

So think it over, pick out your ideal 2D lover, and enjoy your new life of happiness!}}
{{EmailReply|That, my friend, is False Love, and NO True Love and Compassion will ever come out of that. You have my pity. Go out and find yourself a Real Woman and you'll be able to love her more than some static clone. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===GET A JOB, DUDE===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]] <hockey90@alaska.usa.com>
Man, I've been trying hard to keep it together. It hurts man. We even had two kids together (one had Down Syndrome, a type of Autism) and she still left me. Her hot-shot family treats me like white trash.

How am I supposed to win her back, man? Flowers don't cut it. Chocolates don't cut it. My trim, taught bod don't cut it. Honesty, compassion and True Love definitely don't cut it. The only thing left to give her is money, and I can't give her none of that 'cause I ain't got a job.

So what can I do?

Laters man.}}
{{EmailReply|I say move on; [[Chris and Hypocrisy|GET A JOB, DUDE]]. Obviously if she won't accept your love anymore, then move on. True, there will be nobody else like her, but the least you can do for yourself and your children is try. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Harry Potter: total spaz===
{{Email|From: Ale Leal <mayorteroh@hotmail.com>
Hi CWC, im a big fan, zap to the extreme! I gotta ask you a couple of things:
 1- Who do you think is the most important artist in the latest century?
 2-Which is your favorite book?
 3- Why do you hate harry potter?
 4- If they gave you the chance to be president, do you think you would be up to the challenge?
 5- Who do you think is better, Marquez or Dickens?
 6- I love Sonichu, but i gotta ask you man, would you move to a different project if sonichu doesn't show profit in the next five years or someone in the professional industry told you is not good enough?

Thanks a lot man, if i ever see a troll, i will kick him in the groin. }}
{{EmailReply|I can't say that I know the current artists of this century. R.L. Stein's "The Haunted Mask" from "Goosebumps". He dared compete against Pok'emon, PLUS he is a total Spaz, and I just do not care for him at all. I think I would be up for it. I have enjoyed Dickens more. I will continue on Sonichu with other projects on the side. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris acts unreasonable while calling everybody else unreasonable===
{{Email|From: Douglas Cramer <autisticspectrumwarrior@gmail.com>
Good evening. My name is Douglas Cramer. I am a 28 year old high functioning autistic male.

I have been reading about you and what you've been up to for a while now. And one thing I do not understand is why do you always try to argue with neurotypicals?

Please understand, I am also a high functioning autistic male. I have the same level as autism as you have. So do not be offended. We are on the same terms here.

From what I've seen, you constantly find yourself in arguments with full functional people (neurotypicals), where you "close your mind" to what they have to say and refuse to admit when you may be wrong.

I understand that Autism has a nasty habit of making you stubborn and wanting things your way, and shutting things out. But what I don't understand is, how can you disagree with people with fully functional minds?

I mean, if Albert Einstein, a genius (whose functioning cannot be measured), were to talk to a normal average person, wouldn't they instantly listen to what he says?

In the same regard, doesn't it make sense to show that kind of respect to those with fully functional minds? Those without autism?

Obviously, I am not saying to listen to someone who says to jump off a cliff. But for things that are actually reasonable, and come from fully sound minds, why is it that you constantly deny knowledge from them?

I eagerly await your response.

Sincerely,
Douglas Cramer}}
{{EmailReply|Well, the Normal "Neurotypical" people ARE People too, and when any person, Normal or Abnormal, strike a nerve that makes me feel like I need to argue or defend, then I do. I listen to my closest friends and acquaintances and heed their advice and such. The normal people make their share of mistakes too. Listen to Billy Joel's "You're Only Human (Second Wind)". Did You Know that Einstein was Autistic too? I take the reasonable with the Unreasonable and differentiate between them and accept the reasonable and disregard the unreasonable. Some of their input is considered unreasonable in my humble opinion. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:21, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Chris doesn't want to talk about incontinence===
{{Email|From: Jessica Lindon <jessielindon@gmail.com>
Hi Chris...I have something I want to tell you. Something I've never been able to tell anyone else out of shame. I, well, I sometimes poo my pants when I'm nervous or people yell at me. It's really embarrassing, and I can't seem to stop. I tried talking to my doctor, but it didn't help. I know you used to suffer from the same problem, I was wondering if you could offer me some good advice? Like, what do you do to control yourself if you feel it coming on? Have you ever had an "accident" in public? What would you suggest as a method of hiding the smell/stains until I can get home & change?

Any advice would be greatly appreciated. :]}}
{{EmailReply|I apologize, but I feel that is a topic that is personal, and I do not wish to talk about it.}}

{{Mailbag}}

Mailbag 7

2010-06-06T16:37:33Z

ConCat: /* An inkling that this is a joke letter */

__NOTOC__
Uploaded on 29 [[November 2009]], '''Mailbag 7''' is the seventh batch of letters for [[Chris]] to answer/censor.

This mailbag contains several encore appearances of people featured in previous mailbags, namely [[Mailbag 4#In which Chris is rude to a young girl|the devout 14-year old girl]], aspiring artist [[Mailbag 2#This looks shopped|Emmy Bardot]] and Alaskan-native Levi Johnston. There are a few e-mails carefully designed to gently and bring up topics that Chris is in serious denial about, such as his [[obesity]]. There are also a few weird ones, like a Muslim boy's love of [[Sonichu]] threatening his life, and some wacko promoting 2D love.

Chis was scheduled to answer them all on the 29th, but he didn't actually get around to it until 1 [[December 2009|December]]. His responses were more pompous and condescending than ever before. The irony in lecturing about employment and cleaning seems to be completely lost on him. He responded to the second letter in the mailbag by explaining why he's fully justified in closing his mind to the idea of [[Autism]] and [[Asperger's Syndrome]] being similar, then in the very next letter he berates someone for following a closed-minded religion. Presumably Chris wants her to open her mind and her [[china|vagina]]. Other Highlights include Chris desperately trying to come up with ways the Rosechus are different, and claiming that Albert Einstein was autistic.

==Answered==
===Good housekeeping===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Jeffrey Dahmer|Jeffrey Dahmer]] <youreinvitedfordinner@yahoo.com>
Chris,

First, thank you for taking the time to answer all these fan letters!

Anyway, my apartment is a HUGE MESS right now, and I just can't seem to get motivated to start cleaning, or even where to start for that matter. It's getting out of control, some of my neighbors are complaining about the smell and I feel embarrased about having anyone over. The fridge smells really bad too and I'm afraid to even look in there.

Do you have any advice? How do you find the motivation to start cleaning house when the task is so overwhelming? If you have any ideas I'd love to hear them.

Hungrily yours,
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer}}
{{EmailReply|I would say, Just Start Cleaning; Get Rid of all the stuff You Know SHOULD be disposed of. Trash ALL the Trash; donate some of your no-longer-wanted/needed stuff to a Goodwill. And face the fear; look in your fridge and clean it out. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:05, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Oh shit another Asperger's email===
{{Email|From: Arizona Bay <seeyoudowninarizonabay@gmail.com>
Hi, Chris.

Please do not jump to any conclusions here. I would ask that you read the entire message before responding.

I've got a little question for you. As you're no doubt aware, plenty of other people sending you mail have asked questions regarding your stance on Asperger's Syndrome. You, of course, have responded that your mind is closed to discussion. I'd like to ask you a question about this: how can you honestly doubt, with absolute surety, the statements of medical professionals? I noticed that at least one poster here on the mailbag has stated that he is in medical school. Have you ever attended medical school, Mr. Chandler? No, you have not. You have no understanding of psychology whatsoever, so how can you be so certain that Asperger's is "TOTALLY DIFFERENT" from autism?

A closed mind is a credulous mind, Mr. Chandler, and everyone is wrong once in a while.

(Incidentally, I have some experience in psychology and have acted as an orderly in special education schools, so a great deal of this comes from personal experience.)

Yours,
Arizona Bay.}}
{{EmailReply|Well, I have read your whole message, and you have the right to your own opinion, as did the other people who asked about the subject. I state my opinion on the subject as it is my right as well to my own opinion. Aspergers is MORE classified to those who come down with it LATER in life during their ADULT years. Autism happens from nearly the start. With that being a MAJOR difference between the two among other differences, I again rest my case. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:05, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Grrrlpowaanow 2: the Christianing===
{{Email|From: grrrlpowaanow@aol.com
I am writing this in response to your response to my email.

First, I am disappointed that you "rejected" my email. It wasn't offensive or mislabeling. It was honest content from my true heart and, like you said, you should be a man and take criticism. My criticism of your comic is that it goes against God and the Bible, and it does in the instances I've mentioned.

Second, it does not matter if either nun was or wasn't a lesbian. The Bible says every child deserves one mother and one father. Not two mommies, like the [[homos]]exuals do, because that confuses the child's gender. I'm greatly disappointed that you would promote anti-Christian ideals like girls having two moms.

Third, sex is meant to be done for procreation only. Anything else is sin, plain and simple. Sex done in public is also a sin. Read the Bible. It is very specific that sex is meant to be done between one man and one woman, and that's it. Not an audience, and not "for fun." God hates hanky-panky, and Hell is full of perverts who enjoy looking at pornographic material.

Fourth, "[[Rosechu]] became a [[wild]] beast" is no excuse. In fact, it's even worse that you would insinuate that women can't control their emotions and just fly off the hinges like they animals and not even human. Is that what you think of women? That they're animals and not people? You're awful.

I brought your Sonichu comics up with my Bible studies class and they all agree that your comic goes against God and the Bible, and they all agreed that I should stop reading it. I don't understand how you could be so naive as to think that God would even tolerate "recreational" sexual relations, especially when you know that God hates the homosexuals. After all, why do you think He hates the homosexuals? It's because the sex they have is only for "recreation" and therefore goes against God. [[Hanky-panky]] goes against God. Premarital sex (which you've depicted with your other characters, most recently Angelica and Reginald Sneasel) goes against God. Quit spitting on the God Almighty with your Sonichu comics and reconsider the changes I've suggested, if not for the sake of the comic, then at least for the sake of your immortal soul.

May God have mercy on you.}}
{{EmailReply|In response to your first paragraph, obviously you have not opened your mind to all things in life, and your religion is a closed-minded one. Second, a lot of people have gone to [[Angelica]]'s church; male volunteers have shared with Angelica their views and opinions on all things as well, so she was Not Without a male role-model. Third, Sex Is Natural; regardless of it being for procreation or for fun, and I agree you that sex should ONLY be truly enjoyed between Man and Woman; not between homos. Fourth, I have had MY OWN fly-off emotional moments too on rare occasions; you are no different I'm sure. You certainly let yourself go in typing your message.

I am a [[Methodist]]; I pray to [[God and Jesus]] every day; I read my Bible; I volunteer myself for good deeds and such often. Last Sunday, I was asked to read a verse and light the First Advent Candle; that was definitely a most honorable volunteer job, and I did very well in citing the verse with gusto and feeling.

I'll pray for you to open your mind as well.
Peace,
--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:05, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===An inkling that this is a joke letter===
{{Email|From: Cad Earnest <goldorthegold@yahoo.co.uk>
Hello Chris, next March I am going to be involved in a stage play however my role requires me to gain a lot of weight in a short amount of time. I've checked some of your [[youtube]] videos a couple of months apart and you seem to have accomplished getting fat extremely qucikly. Could you provide me with hints or tips to get fat very quickly? This will be very important to my career as an actor so please tell me all you know about gaining weight.}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I feel offended of you saying that I "gain weight quickly"; I have been working out and [[Obesity|LOSING WEIGHT]]. As much as I feel an inkling that this is a joke letter from a [[Troll]], my answer to your question is this... if you Truly want to gain weight quickly, then eat more fatty foods and don't exercise. :( --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===The Rosechus are totally diverse and stuff===
{{Email|From: [[Hamsty the Hamster]] <hamstythehamster@gmail.com>
Yo yo yo, I just got a quick question for you.

What's the difference, personality-wise, not physically (anyone with eyes can see that), between all the female characters?
Rosechu, Angelica, [[Bubbles]], [[Lolisa]], [[Simonla]], [[Chloe]], [[Patti]], [[Megagi]], [[Layla]], [[Zapina]]

I'd like a sentence or two description of each, thanks.}}
{{EmailReply|Rosechu is a leader-type, all-around personality, smart and quick-wit, strong and fears little, yet surprised easily. Angelica is a religious type; she feels peace and tranquility often from the presence of God and Jesus and her healthy life in general. Bubbles has a bubbly personality; likes to have fun often, a bit goofy sometimes, yet serious when the situation calls for it. Lolisa is of Radio DJ and Co-Host personality; she keeps up with the latest news and trends, sad from bad news; happy from good news, honest and punctual. Simonla is of Construction-Worker personality; she rarely leaves a job undone, a bit tomboy, and spunky. Chloe is of a [[Women's rights|generic]] high-school girl personality; more of her personality will be shown in future pages. Patti is wise, kind, calm-toned and a good girl-dog. Megagi is like a Army Soldier; gets attention upon call, endures difficult perils and obstacles, she is one to gun down her foes swiftly. Layla is sheepish; kind of shy, yet energetic, sweet and such, but on rare instances, she will really let out her frustration in defense for her allies. Zapina is a fast-talking, very energetic, spunky, inquisitive little gal. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Strict on homosexuality===
{{Email|From: Heather C <flowerofpeace@hotmail.com>
**Please respond, Christian.**

Hey Chris!

My name's Heather and I'm a 22 year old from Topeka, Kansas. I'm quite interested in your life and your Sonichu comic, it's all excellent work, and my friends love it as well!

I have one question though, please read it:
Chris, why are you so strict about homosexuality? I understand you are not one yourself - quite the opposite actually - but you seem to care a lot more about The Bible's supposed message against same sex couples than anything else it preaches.

I mean, I have gay and lesbian friends, and they're all generally normal people. Love is love, no matter who's involved. (to be honest, I even hook up with previous mentioned lesbian friends occasionally... nothing I'm ashamed of)

Are you saying they can't feel love each other? that their sub-human? My buddy Josh happens to be one of the kindest, generous people I know. His boyfriend could go on and on about how great of a guy he his. (...I bet if you knew him, you wouldn't have anything against him if he was straight. At all)}}
{{EmailReply|I am strict not on the people's personalities, but ONLY on the Acts and lifestyle they have. HOMOSEXUALITY IS JUST PLAIN WRONG AND UNNATURAL. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Yes you can sail the seven seas===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Starship Troopers|sgtcharleszim]]@aol.com
Mr. Chandler,

If you are a truly and honestly a patriotic American like you claim, you would have considered joining the [[Navy]]. Our nation needs men like you with your elbow-greased strength and speed-thinking skills and quick-sorting abilities. Please consider signing up at your nearest recruiter.

Thank you,

Drill Instructor Zim

Sergeant, United States Navy SEALs}}
{{EmailReply|I have considered it before, and due to my Autism, I am not qualified. Plus, a LOT of women feel depression when their boys are off in the Army, and their patience wears thin often. I SHOULD KNOW, My Mothers HATES TO BE MARRIED TO AN ARMY DUDE Because of that STRESS. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Like a pimp===
[[Image:Fanartmail7-uptowndude.jpg|thumb|A ghetto Sonichu appears]]
{{Email|From: Emmanuelle Bardot <emmymignon@googlemail.com>

Oh no! I forgot to include the picture!!! Oh well, here is the message again, WITH the picture!

Hello Chris! It is me again! This time I have completed some fan art (it is not very good!). I drew Sonichu as an "Uptown Dude" with his Rosechu at his side. I also included a photo of their creator, Mr Christian Weston Chandler (that's you!) visit them as their "trick" (friend).
Hope you like it, I look forward to see your reply!!!

from Emmy

xxxxx}}
{{EmailReply|It is good, thank you.}}

===Hexbox economics===
{{Email|From: William Anthony <lillithmorrigan85@gmail.com>
Dear Chris,

You say that you hate the [[Xbox]] 360 because the online service costs money. While this is a perfectly logical choice, there's something I'd like to know. How do you feel about downloadable content in video games, and how much do you purchase? Because if you're buying a lot of DLC, the membership costs for Xbox Live really aren't that much.

Thanks,
Bill}}
{{EmailReply|I don't care; HEXBox 360 is of Inferior Quality and has Lesser Options compared to the [[PS3|Playstation 3]] and Wii. Plus, the membership is THE COST I can certainly get along without aside from DLC costs, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:59, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Michael Parker's last stand===
{{Email|From: Michael Parker <mp53718@gmail.com>
Hello Christian,

I was wondering what your definition of Asperger's syndrome is? If you are so adamant in claiming that Asperger's is nothing like High Functioning Autism, perhaps you could enlighten us as to the differences? I have a feeling you are just mistaken as to the definition of Asperger's, as an intelligent individual like yourself would certainly not be naive and stubborn and refuse to accept the truth.

Sincerely,
Dr. Michael Parker}}
{{EmailReply|Those with Aspergers are Retarded Linguisticly and Cognitively, PLUS they are most certainly MORE CLUMSY than we Autistics.

**A NOTE: I am NOT calling people with Aspergers Retared; ONLY their skills in speech and mental capabilities are not as quick as those with Autism.**

So put that in your pipe and smoke it. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris destroys an Iranian family===
{{Email|From: Rashid Ali Abdul <rashidaliabdul@gmail.com>
Salaam. I am grateful to be emailing the Sonichu creator himself.

I live in islamic republic of Iran in the middle east. I recently found your comic Sonichu and enjoy it very much. I have been translating Sonichu to Arabic for many people to enjoy. However, I have big problem. My parents do not approve of your comic and have declared it haraam. They think it is sacrilegious and defies the supreme will of Allah.

They found the pages on my computer. They saw comic where characters engage in fornication, sex before marriage, which is forbidden in Islam. They also think that Sonichu promote many thing that are not "halal."

I do not know what to do. My parents have threaten to disown me and I fear for even worse, I fear for my life. Please tell me what to do. Everyone is against me but I am not an infidel, I only wish to spread word of Sonichu to the middle eastern world.}}
{{EmailReply|My comics promote free will and most democratic, if not moderate, type of politics. Don't worry about your parents; they only care about your safety and well-being. They will certainly not disown you. If it makes you happy, then continue your spread of my work and smile while doing so. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Love in two dimensions===
{{Email|From: Brad Newman <peoplepeople91@hotmail.com>
Hello there, Christian Weston Chandler. I've read a lot of you and your real life adventures and found your struggle of getting a woman to be heart-breaking. No man should ever feel as lonely as you most likely do. That's why I come to you with a suggestion. Why not marry a 2D anime or video game character? With a little imagination (I'm sure you have a lot of it), they're about as good as a real girl. Trust me on this one. After trying and failing to find the woman that was right for me, I moved on to 2D love. IT'S AMAZING. 2D women will never betray you, never demand lavish gifts for sex, and never steal all of your shit when they inevitably divorce you. 2D women can't necessarily love you back, but your love for them should be enough to get by. Unless, of course, you're a selfish womanizer who always demands things in return. But, hey, with advances in artificial intelligence, she might just be able to!

So think it over, pick out your ideal 2D lover, and enjoy your new life of happiness!}}
{{EmailReply|That, my friend, is False Love, and NO True Love and Compassion will ever come out of that. You have my pity. Go out and find yourself a Real Woman and you'll be able to love her more than some static clone. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===GET A JOB, DUDE===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]] <hockey90@alaska.usa.com>
Man, I've been trying hard to keep it together. It hurts man. We even had two kids together (one had Down Syndrome, a type of Autism) and she still left me. Her hot-shot family treats me like white trash.

How am I supposed to win her back, man? Flowers don't cut it. Chocolates don't cut it. My trim, taught bod don't cut it. Honesty, compassion and True Love definitely don't cut it. The only thing left to give her is money, and I can't give her none of that 'cause I ain't got a job.

So what can I do?

Laters man.}}
{{EmailReply|I say move on; [[Chris and Hypocrisy|GET A JOB, DUDE]]. Obviously if she won't accept your love anymore, then move on. True, there will be nobody else like her, but the least you can do for yourself and your children is try. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===Harry Potter: total spaz===
{{Email|From: Ale Leal <mayorteroh@hotmail.com>
Hi CWC, im a big fan, zap to the extreme! I gotta ask you a couple of things:
 1- Who do you think is the most important artist in the latest century?
 2-Which is your favorite book?
 3- Why do you hate harry potter?
 4- If they gave you the chance to be president, do you think you would be up to the challenge?
 5- Who do you think is better, Marquez or Dickens?
 6- I love Sonichu, but i gotta ask you man, would you move to a different project if sonichu doesn't show profit in the next five years or someone in the professional industry told you is not good enough?

Thanks a lot man, if i ever see a troll, i will kick him in the groin. }}
{{EmailReply|I can't say that I know the current artists of this century. R.L. Stein's "The Haunted Mask" from "Goosebumps". He dared compete against Pok'emon, PLUS he is a total Spaz, and I just do not care for him at all. I think I would be up for it. I have enjoyed Dickens more. I will continue on Sonichu with other projects on the side. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:14, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris acts unreasonable while calling everybody else unreasonable===
{{Email|From: Douglas Cramer <autisticspectrumwarrior@gmail.com>
Good evening. My name is Douglas Cramer. I am a 28 year old high functioning autistic male.

I have been reading about you and what you've been up to for a while now. And one thing I do not understand is why do you always try to argue with neurotypicals?

Please understand, I am also a high functioning autistic male. I have the same level as autism as you have. So do not be offended. We are on the same terms here.

From what I've seen, you constantly find yourself in arguments with full functional people (neurotypicals), where you "close your mind" to what they have to say and refuse to admit when you may be wrong.

I understand that Autism has a nasty habit of making you stubborn and wanting things your way, and shutting things out. But what I don't understand is, how can you disagree with people with fully functional minds?

I mean, if Albert Einstein, a genius (whose functioning cannot be measured), were to talk to a normal average person, wouldn't they instantly listen to what he says?

In the same regard, doesn't it make sense to show that kind of respect to those with fully functional minds? Those without autism?

Obviously, I am not saying to listen to someone who says to jump off a cliff. But for things that are actually reasonable, and come from fully sound minds, why is it that you constantly deny knowledge from them?

I eagerly await your response.

Sincerely,
Douglas Cramer}}
{{EmailReply|Well, the Normal "Neurotypical" people ARE People too, and when any person, Normal or Abnormal, strike a nerve that makes me feel like I need to argue or defend, then I do. I listen to my closest friends and acquaintances and heed their advice and such. The normal people make their share of mistakes too. Listen to Billy Joel's "You're Only Human (Second Wind)". Did You Know that Einstein was Autistic too? I take the reasonable with the Unreasonable and differentiate between them and accept the reasonable and disregard the unreasonable. Some of their input is considered unreasonable in my humble opinion. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 06:21, 2 December 2009 (CET)}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Chris doesn't want to talk about incontinence===
{{Email|From: Jessica Lindon <jessielindon@gmail.com>
Hi Chris...I have something I want to tell you. Something I've never been able to tell anyone else out of shame. I, well, I sometimes poo my pants when I'm nervous or people yell at me. It's really embarrassing, and I can't seem to stop. I tried talking to my doctor, but it didn't help. I know you used to suffer from the same problem, I was wondering if you could offer me some good advice? Like, what do you do to control yourself if you feel it coming on? Have you ever had an "accident" in public? What would you suggest as a method of hiding the smell/stains until I can get home & change?

Any advice would be greatly appreciated. :]}}
{{EmailReply|I apologize, but I feel that is a topic that is personal, and I do not wish to talk about it.}}

{{Mailbag}}

Mailbag 6

2010-06-06T16:31:23Z

ConCat: /* Chris can't handle the truth */

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 6''' is the sixth round of fan letters, uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[November 2009]] and answered on the same day.

Showing that Chris's fanbase is nothing if not diverse, Chris also received a letter from [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston|the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin]] asking for girl advice, [[Wikipedia:Kim_Jong_Un|the son of Korean dictator Kim Jong-il]] asked Chris about his thoughts on Korea and the Korean military, and [[Homos|gay]] serial killer [[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy|John Wayne Gacy]] asked a question about [[sex toys]].

In this mailbag, Chris finally revealed the logic behind [[Bionic the Hedgehog|Bionic's]] stupid name, and hinted at his upcoming, equally stupid [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|Christmas story]]. He also took a few moments to defend his use of alcohol, and attempted to defend the blatant racist overtones displayed by [[Punchy Sonichu]].

==Answered==
===Chris knows all about women===
{{quoteboxred|From: [[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]] <hockey90@alaska.usa.com>
Nice comic man but love doesn't work that way. I engaged my girl and got her name tattooed on me and everything and she still dumped me.

If you can figure out how to have a relationship like [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] plz tell me but in my experience girls are only after the moola.

Laters dude.}}
{{quotebox|Firstly, your perception of women being only after money is Seriously False; they are for MORE than that. They care more about honesty, understanding, compassion, caring and True Love. You should be more open and understanding with your girlfriend; listen to her fully, show her how much you truly care and love her. And if she still dumps you after that, then obviously she may not have been meant for you. Don't give up.}}

===Bionic's name===
{{quoteboxred|From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com>
I have a question. What is the meaning behind [[Bionic]]'s name? I don't quite get the connection between it and basketball.}}
{{quotebox|It rhymes with "Sonic" and it starts with a "B"; "B" for Basketball.}}

===North Korea is pretty cool===
{{quoteboxred|From: [[Wikipedia:Kim Jong-un|Kim Jong Un]] <kimjongun@ymail.com>
Hello Mr. Chandler!

My name is Kim Jong Un, and I'm a huge fan of your comics! My dad also loves reading the comics, but he doesn't tell a whole lot of people. We respect your thoughts of self-reliance and your personal defense of your sexuality through martial arts. I study martial arts myself, and I am impressed by your skills.

Would you like to visit our beautiful country of Korea?

What are your thoughts on the military? I think that the military should always come first, since they protect us from the horrible people outside our borders. Would you please include our soldiers in your next comic? It would make me proud to see our men and women fighting alongside Sonichu!

Kim Jong Un}}
{{quotebox|If I could, I would like to visit Korea. The military is cool; soldiers can be included in future stories. Also, my father was in the Army in the Signal Corp, stationed in North Korea just after WWII.}}

===A Sonichu Carol===
{{quoteboxred|From: Tom Porter <tporter2010@gmail.com>
Hi Chris,
I'm a huge fan of sonichu but am disappointed that there is no sonichu christmas special. I think that something featuring them should be maade to brighten up the holiday season. Also, you should use your wonderful voice to sing us some christmas carols. It reminds me so much of bing crosby!}}
{{quotebox|A [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|Christmas Story]] will be made eventually, but right now I would like to concentrate on finishing this book.}}

===Health tips===
{{quoteboxred|From: anonymous@venompen.com
Hi there Chris.

I've been following Sonichu for years while I've been perusing my medical
Degree. Besides Doctor Robotnik, I don't see many doctors in your comic. I was
wondering how often you go to see doctors and dentists for regular check ups?
Also, do you have any tips for healthy living for you fans?

-(Future)Dr. Rock M.}}
{{quotebox|I go to my local physician every few months, and my dentist every six months. Eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, walk for half to a full hour daily, and drink plenty of water.}}

===For the man who has everything===
{{quoteboxred|From: monotree@aol.com
Love your Sonichu comic, but I have a problem. I'm not sure what to get my parents for Christmas. What will you be getting your parents this year for Christmas?}}
{{quotebox|My father likes Brach's Maple Nut Goodies, and my mother likes chocolate, so some edible treats of that variety is a good suggestion.}}

===Lolwhut===
{{quoteboxred|From: Jeremy Holter <popo2284@yahoo.com>
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?}}
{{quotebox|Thank you for your question, but unfortunately I do not understand it, could you reword it, please.}}

===Suicide===
{{quoteboxred|From: Patrick Plowright <patrick_p@hotmail.co.uk>
Hi Christian,

Just wondering, with all the heartbreaking things which have occured in your life, have you ever had suicidal thoughts?

Yours Sincerely,
Patrick Peterson}}
{{quotebox|No, I never had any tendencies of killing myself; that is just plain stupid. I have a lot to live for. Listen to Billy Joel's "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|You're Only Human]] (Second Wind)".}}

===A happy message===
{{quoteboxred|From: oh shane <its.shane.shane.boi@hotmail.com>
hello!!!!!
how are you? i hope youre doing well...
happy holidays! i hope it is the holidays where youre at..
anyway, all the best in life and remember to SMILE always! because thats the best people look and im sure you do too}}
{{quotebox|Thank you. :)}}

===Sonichu and drinking===
{{quoteboxred|From: T N <no1sonichufan@yahoo.co.uk>
1) [[Sonic]] became Sonichu but where are Knuckles and Tails?

2) [[Amy Rose]] met Rosechu in one of the comics. Why doesn't she care that Sonic became Sonichu and left her for Rosechu?

3) Why does Rosechu look exactly like Amy Rose besides for a few features?

4) Why is Robotnik in [[CWCville]] instead of Mobius?

5) Why do you discourage other people from drinking alcohol yet there are videos of you on [[YouTube]] drinking a Long Island Iced Tea?}}
{{quotebox|The first question is inaccurate; Sonic did not become Sonichu; they are two seperate characters. I did not have feel the need for Knuckles or Tails at this time. AGAIN, SEPERATE CHARACTERS. I designed her that way. He has his hovercraft; he can travel wherever he wants. I discourage underage drinking fully; I wanted to try it once for myself.}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Chris can't handle the truth===
{{Email|From: mr.suchi suchisuchi <suchisuchisuchi12@gmail.com>
its mr suchi again
i just realized i was wrong.
you are not retarded but only somewhat autistic.
this changes everything.
you should improve your drawing its not good enough.
honestly.
i'm telling you as a friend.
and stop harrassing women.
because thats what your doing.

they say you are racist.
tell me, what do you think of the jews?
because i'm a jew.
do you hate me for being a jew?

bye}}
{{EmailReply|Your comment were NOT CALLED FOR; [[Megan|I do not harass women]], so you are wrong there. And I am NOT [[Chris and Race|racist]], and [[Michael Snyder|I like Jews]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:54, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Asian people call Chris out on Punchy===
{{Email|From: x_dprk_rulz_x@yahoo.com
Hello Mister Chandler. I am speaking on behalf of America's biggest Asian American advocacy group. Some of the parents in here have let their children read the comics, and are very offended at your, character [[Punchy]].

Punchy seems like a racist stereotype to us, with his slanted eyes and martial arts skills. Some of us have boycotted your comics. I know you mean, Mister Chandler, but please explain yourself.

PS: My father is looking into politics. My grandfather was a popular politician here, and he wants to follow in his footsteps, but some say he is short, fat and opressive. Do you, as Mayor of CWCville, have any advice for him?}}
{{EmailReply|Punchy is NOT of Asian origin, and I apologize for offending you. I can only say he should do what he can.}}

===In which Chris recommends a sex store to a serial murderer===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy|John Gacy]] <johngacy138@live.com>
Hi, Chris!

Great comics! I especially like the recent one where the guy magically pooed his pants. So funny! But I digress: I've been following your advice on trying to stay straight and it's working pretty well so far. I used to have such a problem being attracted to hot teenage boys and young men, but not anymore! I actually live in [[Charlottesville]] and noticed there's a sex store called Ultimate Bliss. Have you been? If so, what was your experience? Can you recommend any straight-oriented sex toys? I live with my mom right now and she might get weirded out if I order anything by mail, so I'd prefer to shop at a [[sex toys|sex toy]] store in real life.

Thanks, and great comics again!

John G}}
{{EmailReply|I have been there; I recommend WOMAN-Shaped Blow-Up Dolls, the masturbation tubes with the Vaginal-Designed Openings, and ALL their Videos that feature Woman-and-Man or Woman-and-Woman or one-man-and-multiple-women sexual acts.}}

===Chris sucks at answering fanmail===
{{Email|From: Darren Heimbach <sonichufan80@yahoo.com>
Ive been a true fan of Sonichu for a while. When a lot of people gave up on Sonichu after seeing you disrespect your real fans by posting videos of you drinking semen and fucking blowup dolls, I stuck by you. Now I really wonder why.

Why cant you answer the mailbag daily, and why do you only answer letters with short, two sentence replies? Its not like you have a job or anything, and its really disrepectful toward your fans. You could spend more time DAILY to answer your FAN MAIL.

Please show more respect to your true fans and answer the mailbag daily, and with more than just a couple words. We deserve it.}}

===Chris sucks in general===
{{Email|From: Crystal Chondlar <crystalchondlar@gmail.com>
I couldn't help but notice you told somebody in the mailbag to take criticism like a man and learn from it.

You have never done that. Once. Ever. You cry like a little bitch and run away, or you just completely ignore it. That inability to change is exactly why you are the failure that you are.

Now go throw this in the rejected section, you fucking hypocrite.}}

{{Mailbag}}

Mailbag 6

2010-06-06T16:28:47Z

ConCat: /* Chris can't handle the truth */

__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 6''' is the sixth round of fan letters, uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[November 2009]] and answered on the same day.

Showing that Chris's fanbase is nothing if not diverse, Chris also received a letter from [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston|the guy that knocked up Bristol Palin]] asking for girl advice, [[Wikipedia:Kim_Jong_Un|the son of Korean dictator Kim Jong-il]] asked Chris about his thoughts on Korea and the Korean military, and [[Homos|gay]] serial killer [[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy|John Wayne Gacy]] asked a question about [[sex toys]].

In this mailbag, Chris finally revealed the logic behind [[Bionic the Hedgehog|Bionic's]] stupid name, and hinted at his upcoming, equally stupid [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|Christmas story]]. He also took a few moments to defend his use of alcohol, and attempted to defend the blatant racist overtones displayed by [[Punchy Sonichu]].

==Answered==
===Chris knows all about women===
{{quoteboxred|From: [[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]] <hockey90@alaska.usa.com>
Nice comic man but love doesn't work that way. I engaged my girl and got her name tattooed on me and everything and she still dumped me.

If you can figure out how to have a relationship like [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] plz tell me but in my experience girls are only after the moola.

Laters dude.}}
{{quotebox|Firstly, your perception of women being only after money is Seriously False; they are for MORE than that. They care more about honesty, understanding, compassion, caring and True Love. You should be more open and understanding with your girlfriend; listen to her fully, show her how much you truly care and love her. And if she still dumps you after that, then obviously she may not have been meant for you. Don't give up.}}

===Bionic's name===
{{quoteboxred|From: Bob Bobson <totallyfine1@gmail.com>
I have a question. What is the meaning behind [[Bionic]]'s name? I don't quite get the connection between it and basketball.}}
{{quotebox|It rhymes with "Sonic" and it starts with a "B"; "B" for Basketball.}}

===North Korea is pretty cool===
{{quoteboxred|From: [[Wikipedia:Kim Jong-un|Kim Jong Un]] <kimjongun@ymail.com>
Hello Mr. Chandler!

My name is Kim Jong Un, and I'm a huge fan of your comics! My dad also loves reading the comics, but he doesn't tell a whole lot of people. We respect your thoughts of self-reliance and your personal defense of your sexuality through martial arts. I study martial arts myself, and I am impressed by your skills.

Would you like to visit our beautiful country of Korea?

What are your thoughts on the military? I think that the military should always come first, since they protect us from the horrible people outside our borders. Would you please include our soldiers in your next comic? It would make me proud to see our men and women fighting alongside Sonichu!

Kim Jong Un}}
{{quotebox|If I could, I would like to visit Korea. The military is cool; soldiers can be included in future stories. Also, my father was in the Army in the Signal Corp, stationed in North Korea just after WWII.}}

===A Sonichu Carol===
{{quoteboxred|From: Tom Porter <tporter2010@gmail.com>
Hi Chris,
I'm a huge fan of sonichu but am disappointed that there is no sonichu christmas special. I think that something featuring them should be maade to brighten up the holiday season. Also, you should use your wonderful voice to sing us some christmas carols. It reminds me so much of bing crosby!}}
{{quotebox|A [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|Christmas Story]] will be made eventually, but right now I would like to concentrate on finishing this book.}}

===Health tips===
{{quoteboxred|From: anonymous@venompen.com
Hi there Chris.

I've been following Sonichu for years while I've been perusing my medical
Degree. Besides Doctor Robotnik, I don't see many doctors in your comic. I was
wondering how often you go to see doctors and dentists for regular check ups?
Also, do you have any tips for healthy living for you fans?

-(Future)Dr. Rock M.}}
{{quotebox|I go to my local physician every few months, and my dentist every six months. Eat plenty of fruits and vegetables, walk for half to a full hour daily, and drink plenty of water.}}

===For the man who has everything===
{{quoteboxred|From: monotree@aol.com
Love your Sonichu comic, but I have a problem. I'm not sure what to get my parents for Christmas. What will you be getting your parents this year for Christmas?}}
{{quotebox|My father likes Brach's Maple Nut Goodies, and my mother likes chocolate, so some edible treats of that variety is a good suggestion.}}

===Lolwhut===
{{quoteboxred|From: Jeremy Holter <popo2284@yahoo.com>
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?}}
{{quotebox|Thank you for your question, but unfortunately I do not understand it, could you reword it, please.}}

===Suicide===
{{quoteboxred|From: Patrick Plowright <patrick_p@hotmail.co.uk>
Hi Christian,

Just wondering, with all the heartbreaking things which have occured in your life, have you ever had suicidal thoughts?

Yours Sincerely,
Patrick Peterson}}
{{quotebox|No, I never had any tendencies of killing myself; that is just plain stupid. I have a lot to live for. Listen to Billy Joel's "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|You're Only Human]] (Second Wind)".}}

===A happy message===
{{quoteboxred|From: oh shane <its.shane.shane.boi@hotmail.com>
hello!!!!!
how are you? i hope youre doing well...
happy holidays! i hope it is the holidays where youre at..
anyway, all the best in life and remember to SMILE always! because thats the best people look and im sure you do too}}
{{quotebox|Thank you. :)}}

===Sonichu and drinking===
{{quoteboxred|From: T N <no1sonichufan@yahoo.co.uk>
1) [[Sonic]] became Sonichu but where are Knuckles and Tails?

2) [[Amy Rose]] met Rosechu in one of the comics. Why doesn't she care that Sonic became Sonichu and left her for Rosechu?

3) Why does Rosechu look exactly like Amy Rose besides for a few features?

4) Why is Robotnik in [[CWCville]] instead of Mobius?

5) Why do you discourage other people from drinking alcohol yet there are videos of you on [[YouTube]] drinking a Long Island Iced Tea?}}
{{quotebox|The first question is inaccurate; Sonic did not become Sonichu; they are two seperate characters. I did not have feel the need for Knuckles or Tails at this time. AGAIN, SEPERATE CHARACTERS. I designed her that way. He has his hovercraft; he can travel wherever he wants. I discourage underage drinking fully; I wanted to try it once for myself.}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Chris can't handle the truth===
{{Email|From: mr.suchi suchisuchi <suchisuchisuchi12@gmail.com>
its mr suchi again
i just realized i was wrong.
you are not retarded but only somewhat autistic.
this changes everything.
you should improve your drawing its not good enough.
honestly.
i'm telling you as a friend.
and stop harrassing women.
because thats what your doing.

they say you are racist.
tell me, what do you think of the jews?
because i'm a jew.
do you hate me for being a jew?

bye}}
{{EmailReply|Your comment were NOT CALLED FOR; I do not harass women, so you are wrong there. And I am NOT [[Chris and Race|racist]], and [[Michael Snyder|I like Jews]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:54, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Asian people call Chris out on Punchy===
{{Email|From: x_dprk_rulz_x@yahoo.com
Hello Mister Chandler. I am speaking on behalf of America's biggest Asian American advocacy group. Some of the parents in here have let their children read the comics, and are very offended at your, character [[Punchy]].

Punchy seems like a racist stereotype to us, with his slanted eyes and martial arts skills. Some of us have boycotted your comics. I know you mean, Mister Chandler, but please explain yourself.

PS: My father is looking into politics. My grandfather was a popular politician here, and he wants to follow in his footsteps, but some say he is short, fat and opressive. Do you, as Mayor of CWCville, have any advice for him?}}
{{EmailReply|Punchy is NOT of Asian origin, and I apologize for offending you. I can only say he should do what he can.}}

===In which Chris recommends a sex store to a serial murderer===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy|John Gacy]] <johngacy138@live.com>
Hi, Chris!

Great comics! I especially like the recent one where the guy magically pooed his pants. So funny! But I digress: I've been following your advice on trying to stay straight and it's working pretty well so far. I used to have such a problem being attracted to hot teenage boys and young men, but not anymore! I actually live in [[Charlottesville]] and noticed there's a sex store called Ultimate Bliss. Have you been? If so, what was your experience? Can you recommend any straight-oriented sex toys? I live with my mom right now and she might get weirded out if I order anything by mail, so I'd prefer to shop at a [[sex toys|sex toy]] store in real life.

Thanks, and great comics again!

John G}}
{{EmailReply|I have been there; I recommend WOMAN-Shaped Blow-Up Dolls, the masturbation tubes with the Vaginal-Designed Openings, and ALL their Videos that feature Woman-and-Man or Woman-and-Woman or one-man-and-multiple-women sexual acts.}}

===Chris sucks at answering fanmail===
{{Email|From: Darren Heimbach <sonichufan80@yahoo.com>
Ive been a true fan of Sonichu for a while. When a lot of people gave up on Sonichu after seeing you disrespect your real fans by posting videos of you drinking semen and fucking blowup dolls, I stuck by you. Now I really wonder why.

Why cant you answer the mailbag daily, and why do you only answer letters with short, two sentence replies? Its not like you have a job or anything, and its really disrepectful toward your fans. You could spend more time DAILY to answer your FAN MAIL.

Please show more respect to your true fans and answer the mailbag daily, and with more than just a couple words. We deserve it.}}

===Chris sucks in general===
{{Email|From: Crystal Chondlar <crystalchondlar@gmail.com>
I couldn't help but notice you told somebody in the mailbag to take criticism like a man and learn from it.

You have never done that. Once. Ever. You cry like a little bitch and run away, or you just completely ignore it. That inability to change is exactly why you are the failure that you are.

Now go throw this in the rejected section, you fucking hypocrite.}}

{{Mailbag}}

Mailbag 4

2010-06-06T07:41:06Z

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Uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 25 [[November 2009]], '''Mailbag 4''' included letters from several Christians, a [[white knight]], [[Ivy|a girl with an obsession with plants]] and an apparent Satanist.

While originally slated to be answered on the 26th, [[Chris]] opted to wait until the 27th. As expected, Chris moved several letters to the [[Rejected Mailbag]]. Unexpectedly, he then answered some of the moved letters anyways. His responses continue to be very short, bordering on completely useless.

Highlights from this batch include Chris continuing to refuse that [[Aspergers]] is anything like High Functioning [[Autism]], stating outright that he was "Close minded on the subject", his pathetic rationalization for all the sinful things he does to a young Christian girl, and a completely insane lesson on imaginary anatomy.

==Answered==
===The case of the vanishing sweethearts===
{{Email|From: Fernando Guerrero <fernando.thecourier.guerrero@gmail.com>
Hey my name is Izzy and I am a BIG BIG BIG FAN of your comics, and I would love to know more about the characters and cwcville area.

1) What happened to [[Sailor Megtune|Sailor Magatune]] and [[Blanca]]? I really liked those characters, and I've noticed that they out of nowhere they just dissapeared, and I really liked those characters.

2) Have you ever tried making a few conflicts between [[Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu]] to create drama (and maybe attract more readers)

3) Could you maybe introduce a conflict that doesn't involve a villian (Maybe you can have some kind of mutant plant that slowly takes over the town and piercies the ground, destroys buildings, eats people, poisons the air with a gas that only affects sonichus and rosechus, and is eventually stopped by some new character)

4) And this is just a personal question, but do you like Italian food? Because I love Italian food.

Anyways if you read this it would be awesome if you reply to my e-mail :-)

Love, your biggest fan Izzy}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you. [[Megan]] moved away, and as told at the end of Book 8, Blanca ran off with her boyfriend in Space. Possibly. I'll take that suggestion into consideration. Italian food is good. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:37, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Trent Larson: Junkie DA===
{{Email|From: Trent Larson <trentlarson@live.com>
Chris,

Before I found out about Sonichu, I was living in my parent's basement at age 24 and spending all the disability money I got for my bipolar disorder on crystal meth. I'd spend up to 18 hours a day just playing Hentai games and chain smoking. But after learning about Sonichu and how you live, I got off the drugs and (against all odds) found a job as a paralegal. I'm currently sharing an apartment with my wonderful new girlfriend Courtney and attending law school, and have plans to work my way up to the level of assistant district attorney.

Thank you, Chris-chan!

Trent Larson}}
{{EmailReply|Congratulations; may [[God and Jesus]] continue to bless you in your success. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:37, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid===
{{Email|From: Sam Higgins <higgywithit@yahoo.com>
Hi Chrischan. My name is Sam, Im a [[Methodist]], and Ive been reading Sonichu for some time now. I love your comic because it is very action packed but still relays good morals and values. Ive been a big fan of Sonic and Pikachu separately since I was a kid so its cool to see them all combined and grown up in a mature way. My favorite issue was the Spring Break comic.

I am writing to you because I have a personal problem that I hope you can help me with. Sometimes I have impure thoughts. For instance, just the other day, I was walking home and I started thinking of mens butts. I didn't want to and am not a homosexual (IM STRAIGHT) but sometimes men's butts or worse enter my head. Sometimes I feel like Im all alone in this. Im too afraid to ask my friends or even my pastor or dad because I dont want them to think Im a bad person or a [[homos]]exual since I am a good, honest man who loves women (I get Hustler monthly) but I dont know what to do about these crazy, evil thoughts I sometimes get of pickles and ducks. Yuck! It doesnt help that some bullies call me a gay or homo sometimes. It makes me so mad but I dont know what to do. What do you suggest? Is there any way to stop this? Do you think Im alone with this problem? Have you ever experienced these problems?}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your patronage. First off, should such images enter your mind at random, just stop yourself. I have had this problem too. I would take all such images when they enter my mind and just delete them; I imagine, in my mind, rolling them all into a ball, shrinking it down, and tossing them into a garbage can that links to my Stomach through a direct bodily vein. I imagine the feeling of it falling through the vein and making its splash landing into the stomach acid and dissolving; gone forever. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Admission of plagiarism===
{{Email|From: Ryan Burton <bokonist22@gmail.com>
Hey Chris I'm a long-time reader of your comics. My brother showed them to me and I've tried to keep up as much as I can. I can't believe you're just giving away comics out of the kindness and goodness of your soul.
Anyways, I was wondering what kind of activities do you do to get the creative juices flowing? I'm a writer myself and I often find it difficult to think of things to write about. Can you help me?

Sincerely,

[[Wikipedia:Todd Phillips|Todd Phillips]]}}
{{EmailReply|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Creative writing===
{{Email|From: Alex May <alex.may@gmail.com>
1. Have you ever considered taking a creative writing courses?

2. What is your favorite Goosebumps story? Mine is the one where the
guy turns into a bee.
}}
{{EmailReply|I have taken creative writing courses at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] as part of the queue towards my [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] Degree and Certificate. "The Haunted Mask". --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Self-Help Books===
{{Email|From: Nate Hughes <quickzta68@yahoo.com>
Dear Christian,

I am on my brother Nate's e-mail account (I don't have e-mail) but I just needed to tell you that I LOVE the Sonichu comics so I begged him to let me use it. I have a few questions. I'm aware that you are looking for a job, how's that coming? I'm not having an easy time finding a job because of the recession...are you? Also, do you have any pictures of you in your [[Wendy's]] uniform? If you do, can you please upload it? I find men in uniform to be SO sexy. Lastly, Nate tried to find "[[How To Talk To Girls]]" at Barnes & Noble, but it was sold out. Do you have any other suggestions on books for a girlfriend-free boy?

Thanks & Love,

Jessica Hughes}}
{{EmailReply|The job hunt is going okay, thank you. I do not have a picture, plus it was just a shirt and a hat; not that much of a big uniform. I don't have any other titles in mind to suggest, but I recommend looking under the "Social", "Relationship" or "Self-Help" books at the Barnes & Noble, or get recommendations from the employees. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:55, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Steroids are bad===
{{Email|From: Dick Loserman <sentientmachine11@gmail.com>
Hello Chris,

Ivan again,
Thanks for responding to Email. I will try to stand more and Play this "Guitar Hero" you reccomend. You did not answer question about bench press. "How much can you bench press?" This is important to my training so i know what to shoot for when in gym. Also, how do you feel about steroids? I have been using them but still cannot gain Chris levels of mass. I don't want the body of Greek God. I want body like Christian Weston Chandler, for none stronger.

Sincerely,

[[Wikipedia:Rocky IV|Ivan Drago]].}}
{{EmailReply|I bench about [[51 50|50 to 100 lbs]]. Steroids are Bad; get off them. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Controlling guns===
[[Image:BustACap.jpg|thumb|Chris, controlling his gun.]]
{{Email|From: Oddbjørn Hayrettin Bjørkeng <oddbjoernbalci@gmail.com>
What's your opinion on gun control?

Your fan, hayrettin}}
{{EmailReply|I agree with gun control.}}

===Friend zone legislation===
{{Email|From: Cpt. Wyvern <masterwyvern@googlemail.com>
Dear Mr. Chandler,

If you could change the law, just once, what would you change?

Regards,
Wyvern}}
{{EmailReply|I am uncertain.}}
''This was later changed to:''
{{EmailReply|I would remove the "Law" of the "Friend Zone", because I feel that it is just wrong to not even attempt to have anything beyond friendship, especially if the man and the woman are both comfortable with each other and are close. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 00:57, 29 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Ass-kissing and ass-kicking===
[[Image:Qrjeok.png|thumb|Violence: not just for men anymore!]]
{{Email|From: - - <not_at_all_foster@hotmail.co.uk>
Hey Chris, greetings from across the pond. (That's the UK, incase you thought someone was actually on the opposite side of a pond!). I'm a big fan of your work and I've been really looking forwards to the next installment of Sonichu.

To pass the time between comics I've been doing some drawings on my PC and one day I got inspiration (which I know is a Big Variable!) to draw Rosechu beating the crap out of a horrible, evil, smelly [[Jerkop]]. So I hope you enjoy! It took me a few hours to draw.

So anyway, I'm not really that good at writing long e-mails so I'll just leave it at that. Thanks for all the comics so far!

~ Josh }}
{{EmailReply|It's okay, thank you for your submission.}}

===Why no backgrounds===
{{Email|From: Steve Steve <2xevets@gmail.com>
Hey Christian! I really like Sonichu, but there's one thing about it that kinda bugs me - the fact that there's no backgrounds on some of the pages. How is anybody supposed to know what's going on if the characters are just sort of standing in a white void all the time? }}
{{EmailReply|I give the background reference just before that piece of the story, so it should be obvious where they are; just go back a page or two.}}

===Chris the otaku===
{{Email|From: David F Smith <dsmith@femc.net>
Do you have any plans to visit any American anime conventions in the coming year, like Animazement or Otakon or Anime Mid-Atlantic? It seems like that might be a good way to meet and interact with your fans in person.

DFS. }}
{{EmailReply|I am thinking about it.}}

===Dissociative identity===
{{Email|From: distraction@mail.org
Hey! I have some questions about you as a person, rather than my previous questions which were sonichu-related.
1. In a video around august, you seemed to have another personality, [[christopher]]. Have you been diagnosed with split personality disorder? You've seemed pretty healthy since, as if the split personality has been forgotten. Is he still there? has he been fixed? Some people were telling me it was a lie but I think they're just trolls. Still, they make me worry :( If it was a lie, come out and tell us, Chris! Your fans will forgive you, we know you're the warrior of truth and honesty :)

2.I found some documents that say you used to take anger management classes when you were in piedmont virginia community college. I have anger problems myself but can't afford the classes, can you tell me what the anger management classes were like and methods you use to de-[[stress]]?

Once again, thank you very much- I'm your biggest fan : D
Garfunkel
Head of the northern ireland-based sonichu fanclub
}}
{{EmailReply|It was a [[lie]] to momentarily derail the [[trolls]]. I did take and anger management class; it was like any circle-group class. Take a deep breath or two, count your blessings, don't let the minuscule things bother you, and take it one moment at a time. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris the close-minded===
{{Email|From: Michael Parker <mp53718@gmail.com>
Hello Christian,

I just saw your response to my earlier email. Sadly, you are very mistaken about Asperger's and [[Autism]]. If you read the wiki (as you suggested others do), it would clear it up for you. They are both related to social interaction between people.

However, the nurses really enjoy your comic and seem to think you are a sweet, honest and good natured person. I thought you would like to know.

Sincerely,

Dr. Michael Parker}}
{{EmailReply|Tell your nurses I said thank you. I still do not care to look; I am closed-minded on the topic of the two being same, because THEY ARE NOT. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

===More hypocrisy===
{{Email|From: Eric McBride <chrishansen317@yahoo.com>
Hey Chris,

I'm a 19 year old STRAIGHT male from California, and I'd first of all like to say I LOVE your comics. I always loved [[Sonic]] and Pikachu while growing up and seeing them combined as One into Sonichu is like a gift straight from God and Jesus himself. I do hope that your video games get made. Thank you Chris for creating such a great comic. I look forward to every update!!

But I have a Problem. One of my friends at school does not like God and Jesus and even said they weren't real! This caused me Stress and offended me. I also fear that he may be in fact going off the straight path. I need your help Chris, I need to help my friend.

Do you think showing him your comics would help?

Thanks,

Eric Aguirre
}}
{{EmailReply|I don't know, but you may share my comics with your friend if you wish. But do not let his opinions and disbeliefs bother you; every person is entitled to their own individual opinions and beliefs. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Hail Satan===
[[File:Satan.jpg|thumb|The devil wonders how Chris could possibly miss all the obvious hints he just dropped.]]
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Lucifer|Samael Morningstar]] <samlmorningstar@gmail.com>
Hello Chris,

I understand you consider your self to be a Christian. However, I feel that your beliefs are more suited to a diferent religion. Why not pick something that more accuratly suits your views on sex and desire? Something that allows you to fufil your urges, be they artistic, sexual, or revenge.

I was once a follower of your God, but after enduring years of their hypocritical, righteousness judgment, I saw the flaws in their beliefs and found something better. I shed the chains that held me back and became myself.

Look around and subscribe to something that lets you be you. Find a belief system that values the basic human needs of emotion, sex, vengeance, intelligence, and art.

I would be happy to share my beliefs with you, should you be dissatisfied with what your parents forced upon you.

-Samael Morningstar}}
{{EmailReply|I disagree with your idea; I am comfortable with my religion, and I do not plan on changing it ever. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:10, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Why Chris hates pickles===
{{Email|From: Gourmet Pickle <gourmetpickle@yahoo.com>
Hello Chris. How's the creation of the Sonichu universe going?
I have two questions that have been bothering me recently.

1. What's so bad about [[pickles]]? Personally, I love them.

2. This one is very serious. Is it really possible to catch gayness from a homo? I ask because my brother is a gay. We're really close and hang out a lot. I am a straight male such as your self, and I was hoping to get some insight on whether or not it's safe to hang out with my bro anymore.

Have a great day and please respond.}}
{{EmailReply|They taste terrible, and they look like [[Duck|dicks]]; even more disgusting. Do not follow those characteristic examples from your brother. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:36, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris is rude to a young girl===
{{Email|From: grrrlpowaanow@aol.com
i love your comic, chris. i am a 14 year old christian girl (raised devout [[baptist]]), and let me tell you, there is not enough christian literature out there, so i am glad you are making your comics. i do have some questions about them.

1. i really really LOVE your mailbag feature. do you plan to keep it up for a while? please say you will!

2. when will the sonichu game be released? i thought it was supposed to be out by now. i asked santa to get it for me for christmas but my dad said they didn't make that game

3. i noticed all the [[chaotic Combo|chaotic combo]] have parents. [[wild]] has a mom and a dad. [[bubbles]] had just a mom (or was swampert her dad?). [[punchy]] just had a dad. [[magi-chan]] just had a dad. angelica, however, has two mommies (two female nuns). as a christian woman, i am offended that [[angelica]] was raised in such an immoral household. a lot of chauvinistic pigs think lesbians are hot as in pretty, but god thinks they're hot as in theyre going to hell (as well as anyone who enjoys lesbian pornography or any pornography for that matter). i thought this was supposed to be a good christian comic! so why are there lesbians in it? and when will you remove these heathens from this comic?

4. the relationship between [[zapina]] and [[simonla]] seems unnatural. simonla acts as a bad, unchristian rolemodel in [[sonichu 9]], where she basically encourages the (UNDERAGE) zapina to have pre-marital sex. pre-marital sex is wrong with the bible and wrong with god, chris. when will you fix this error?

5. whether theyre married or not, it is wrong for sonichu and rosechu to be having sex in the comics (or in any picture or photograph). the bible is very clear that intercourse is meant to be between a man and a woman, not a man, a woman, and an entire audience of readers, especially when those readers are potentially underage. ive even seen pictures of them where rosechu was a man and sonichu was a man and it is definitely against the bible for man and man to lay together. when will you remove these pornographies from the face of the internet? pornography is a SIN. god sends people to hell for it. your christian readership deserves nothing less than sonichu and rosechu to have a perfect spotlessly clean presence on the internet, and yet theyre being sullied by pictures drawn by you in your style of them engaging in sex.

6. the scene where rosechu press her bikini area against the mans face in the 4cent garbage building comic was disgusting, revolting, and a complete mockery to all women everywhere. i almost stopped reading the comic after that issue. when will you correct the ending to reflect a more christian, pro-female rights message?

thank you for reading my questions. sorry if there were a lot but i look forward to answers}}
{{EmailReply|Yes, I will continue to answer the fanmail in the mailbag often. Unfortunately it does not exist yet, but I am in talks with the videogame companies to get it started. Neither Nun were lesbian; they are just like most Nuns, withdrawn from sex and married to God. Rosechu was wearing a strap-on in that drawing, of which I was blackmailed into doing a few months ago, and HOW do YOU think you were created to be born; Your Mom and Dad Had Sex to create you. Sex, regardless of positions or accessories, between man and woman is okay and natural. Rosechu temporarily turned into a wild beast, and she would not have been thinking when she did that. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:44, 28 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris the sellout===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Joseph Stalin|Sexy Joe Stalin]] <sexy.joe.stalin@live.com>
Chris,
What happened to the Sonichu I used to love?
Fame has changed you, man.

Sincerely,
Sexy Joe Stalin (a fan of the REAL Sonichu)}}

===Gabe Newell: white knight===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Gabe Newell|Gabe Newell]] <gaben1962@hotmail.co.uk>

Hello Christian, this is Gabe.

Some friends of mine showed me your 'Sonichu' creation during my second lunch break at work yesterday, and I felt it necesarry to inform you that despite what you may think, Sonichu is not an original character.

First, Sonichu is an amalgamation of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu, and nothing more. He is not original, nor can you copyright his image. Nor will you ever be able to sell 'official' Sonichu merchandise- to do that would land you in a lawsuit for copyright infringement. Second, SEGA and [[Nintendo]] will never, ever make a Sonichu game with, or for you. No matter how many 'fans' you may have, this will never change. You have been made aware of this fact many times before, yet you refuse to acknowledge it. And finally, for someone who is searching for a 'boyfriend-free girl', as you say, you are going the wrong way about it. Girls aren't interested in guys in their late twenties who live with their parents and live off of taxpayer's money. They aren't interested in guys who spend most of their time playing video games, drawing comics, and playing with transformer toys, especially when their bedroom is full of said toys and smells strange. And, they aren't interested in your Sonichu necklace. You aren't going to find anyone if you continue iving as you are now. And, if you intend to care for a wife and daughter, as you do, you must get a real job. Drawing Sonichu comics is not a real job. Doing chores is not a real job. Neither is stacking shelves in a supermarket.

If you want to change, you must put away Sonichu, and find a source of income instead of waiting for the welfare check to arrive every month. Then, I suggest finding a new place to live; you can't live with mom and dad forever.

Do yourself a favour, and take the advice given.

-Gabe}}

{{Mailbag}}

Dating

2010-06-06T01:12:30Z

ConCat: /* Chris's ideas about dating Ivy */

[[Image:Punchyfeedslayla.jpg|thumb|right|300px|This is what Chris considers a successful date to look like. Note the look of terror in Layla's eyes.]]
'''Dating''' is the social convention in which two people do activities together in order to establish potential capacity as a long term mate.[[Chris]] treats this process of establishing a relationship as a [[Autism|strict and immutable ritual]] in which [[hanky panky]] invariably occurs on the [[third date]] at the latest.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating Education]]</ref>

==Online dating==

Chris has joined several online dating sites, including Match, OkCupid <ref>http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU OkCupid dating profile for CWCSonichu</ref> Book of Matches <ref>Book of Matches - profile Sonichu</ref>, and [[The Hook Cafe]]. He is also seen trying to use Craigslist several times; however, it is assumed that it was a troll's work.

==Chris's ideas about dating Blanca==

Excerpts from an [[Blanca E-mails#September 2008|e-mail]] Chris wrote to [[Blanca]] in September 2008:

{{quotebox|
The First Day

* meet my [[Barbara|mother]] and [[Bob Chandler|father]], chat with them a while and get to know each other
* video gameplay with [[Guitar Hero]]
* For dinner that evening, our First Date, I will take you out to [[McDonald's|McDonalds]], Arbys, Burger King, or a small restaurant like that
* I'd let you go back to your hotel, or [[Rape|bring you back home]]. NO SEX on the first night, but if you'd like to make out, I'd welcome it.

The Second Day

* PS2 or 3
* For Lunch, I'd take you to this good all-you-can-eat Pizza/Salad/Soup/Desert [[Country Cookin|Buffet]] that I know of in [[Charlottesville]]
* Romantic Movie at the theater, or we can walk the Downtall Malll, and/or a [[Sonichu's Edge|walk in the park]]
* If we take in the movie, you and I can [[Rape|sit in the back, darker area]]. And if it doesn't bother you, I may "Yawn and stretch" my arm around you to your other shoulder. If you want to take it further, you may pull my hand on your shoulder a little closer to your breast (of course, this is optional), and I'd let you cop a reach into the popcorn bucket, or under that to cop a feel. [[Megan Schroeder|Stop me]] if I'm bothering you any. And you and I can [[Hanky panky|make out]] in the theater.
* if you feel like it that night in the privacy of mine or your room, you can take my virginity, or we can wait till the [[third date|third night]], if there is one before you have to go back to [''REDACTED'']. Either way, I would wear a condom then, and in the future until our [[Giant Penis Comic|Wedding Night]]. :)

Sunday Morning

* would you be willing to come with me to my Methodist Church as a Visitor? If you do, I would take pride in being with you there and [[Women's rights|showing you off]] as my Girlfriend. :D But seriously, I would honestly appreciate just having you with me there. We do [[Singstar Challenge|sing]] from a red or black book at points during each service, but you don't have to sing if you don't want to.
}}

==Chris's ideas about dating Ivy==

Excerpts from a [[For My Sweetest Ivy|video]] Chris recorded for [[Ivy]] in May 2009:

{{quotebox|
*[[Fail| my mommy and I]]—my family and I—will meet you at the airport
* I know a place that does some [[Recycling|great smoothies]], so yeah, a cafe
* enjoy a movie in the theatre, at home or watch a television rerun. FAMILY GUY, heh, [[Family Guy]]. Or uh [[I love Lucy]] or I got the entire series of Gilligan's Island.
* [[Hanky-Panky|make some music together]] on [[Guitar Hero]]
* I will look forward to the eventuality of you and I having our [[Hanky panky|sex time]] together. Hmmm, I'll do you so many, I'll do my best to pleasure you to keep you satisfied, satisfied, just for you. Just for you, hmmm. I know a number of good positions and massages, hmmm, hmmm.
* I know a number of places we could walk around at and uh we could walk about [[Fashion Square Mall|the mall]], we could walk about the [[University of Virginia|UVA]] grounds, good places where there's plenty of green and sunlight.
* We can walk the [[hermit crabs]] together, hmmm, walk about, you might like your, you might walk your hermit crabs.
}}

==Sauce==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Dating education]]
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

OkCupid

2010-06-06T01:00:29Z

ConCat: /* CWCSONICHU profile */

__NOTOC__'''OkCupid''' is one of the more popular [[dating]] websites, and matches people based on how they respond to questions that they may answer at their leisure. Unlike sites such as Match.com, OkCupid allows users to message and search each other for free, only charging for perks like ad removal and unlimited inbox space. Like so many other [[dating profiles|dating websites]] before, it has been infected by the plague that is [[Christian Chandler]].

==CWCSONICHU profile==
[[File:OkCupidProfile.jpg|thumb|Screencap of Chris's OkCupid profile]]

Chris created his first OkCupid profile in late [[February 2009]]. He gave up on it very quickly — his final login was in early [[March 2009|March]], and he never answered any of the questions or quizzes that the site uses to build a personality profile of each user. It's likely he quit using it after girls failed to flood his inbox with offers of true and honest [[China|love]]. In the usual Chris style, the profile is woefully incomplete, featuring only a very brief personal summary, and a looking-for box in which he checked every available option, including "casual sex."

While mildly entertaining, this profile has been quickly overtaken by the veritable train wreck that is his current profile.

===Profile text===

I am [[Autistic]], Fun, and Creative.

'''My Self-Summary'''

I'm young at heart. I'm currently writing a comic book, and I've written quite a few issues so far. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a beautiful girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone.

I graduated from [[Manchester High School|high school]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I am doing very well at [[PVCC]]. A lot of men make false promises to their girlfriends, but [[List of Chris's lies|I am totally different.]] When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, [[Women's Rights|respect]], [[Chris and Death|empathy]], and [[Chris and anger|love]]. I think that (most) girls deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I haven't had the best of luck with girlfriends in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing [[Chris and Hypocrisy|done to me]], and I'm looking for someone who is honest and will love me for me.

Who I'd like to meet:

Someone with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, 18-23-years old, lives in, or around, the [[Charlottesville]] or [[Ruckersville]] (both in the state of [[Virginia]]) areas, [[Tobacky|smoke]]-free, non-[[alcohol|alcholoic]], [[Racism|white]] and [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|does not already have a Boyfriend]].

'''Looking for:''' [[Gal-pal|New friends]], Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, [[PandaHalo|Long-distance penpals]], [[Hanky panky|Casual sex]]

''Note: OKCupid has a variety of other fields such as religion, height, race, etc. Chris left all of these blank.''

==ChrisCSonichu profile==
[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Chris's profile image, recycled from his adventures as [[The Hook Cafe|direct2sex]].]]

Chris's return to OkCupid, started on 4 [[April 2009]] under the name "ChrisCSonichu". This was a much more involved affair than his earlier profile, as Chris updated this profile frequently. These updates slowly changed the page from a badly-written but largely benign profile, into a violently insane, sex obsessed manifesto about how awesome Chris is, and how hot girls should be having sex with him right now. This slow evolution from stupid and relatively innocent to stupid, filthy and deranged can be found in virtually everything Chris has ever made, but is perhaps most evident in his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]].

The earliest saved version we have of Chris's page is relatively harmless. Chris makes an ass of himself in two languages, and refers to himself as a creative genius, but on the whole there's nothing too outlandish. This easygoing period would not last.
{{-}}
{|class="prettytable collapsible collapsed"
!Full text of the first version.
|-
|
====My Self-Summary====
I'm young at heart. I have a [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book series]]. I would enjoy the company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when possible.

I graduated from high school on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Piedmong Virginia Community College]] with a Degree and a Certificate in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]]. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I am looking for a woman who is [[honest]] and will love me for me; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 21-28-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, [[Tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[Niggos|black]] and single.

'''Now in Spanish'''

Yo soy joven en mi corizon. Yo tengo un serie de libros comicos. Me gusta la compaÃ±a de una mujer bonita quiÃ©n la gusta mas o menos de las cosas me gusta. Me gusta tener diversion cuando posible, y hago hechos de benevolencia cuando posible.

Yo gradue de me escuela secundarie con Honor Roll, y gradue desde Piedmont Virginia Community College con un tÃtulo y certificado en Computer Aided Drafting & Design. Yo prometo cuidar, respetar, empatÃa y amor. Yo penso que (muchas) mujers ameriten el mundo, ye yo querÃa hacer mi mejor para dar lo por ellas.

Yo estoy buscando por una mujer honesta y va a amor mi por mi; una mujer con una personalidad feliz y positiva, joven en su corizon, bonita, tenga 21-28 anos, resida en, o cerca de, Charlottesville o Ruckersvlle, VA, Sin Fumar, no es negra y soltero.

====What I’m doing with my life====
I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my [[PS3|projects]] and helping my family.

====I’m really good at====
[[Chris and art|Drawing]], [[Chris and writing|writing]], crafting, making well-thought decisions, [[51 50|heavy lifting]] and other things.

====The first things people usually notice about me====
I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often.

====My favorite books, movies, music, and food====
Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "[[Mary Poppins]]" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of [[Chris and music|music]] (but my favorite singer is [[Britney Spears]]); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken.

====The six things I could never do without====
-(After I've found the one) My [[Sweetheart|Girlfriend/Sweetheart]].
 -My [[video games|Video Games]] ([[PS3]], [[PSP]], [[Nintendo|DS and Wii]], and all of my older consoles).
 -My [[Chris and his ego|creative genius]].
 -My good [[Chris and health|health]].
 (Not sure about the final two)

====I spend a lot of time thinking about====
How and where to socialize better.

====On a typical Friday night I am====
At home playing my "Sonichu's Adventures" on [[LittleBiGPlanet]], or [[Guitar Hero]] or the current video game I'm playing.

====The most private thing I’m willing to admit here====

'''Now in Spanish'''

Yo soy [[Autism|autÃstico altamente funcionales]], y estoy un [[Virgin|virgen]] esperando por mi novia bonita.

''In english, it roughly means he's a virgin and he's autistic''

====You should message me if====
You're A) 21-28 years old, B) not black (no personal offense), C) NOT a Smoker, D) Honest, Compassionate and Pretty, E) no taller than 5'10" and F) (the old expression) Boyfriend-Free.
|}
Over the course of several edits, Chris's profile eventually reached its current, horrifying form. All references to childish things, such as [[LittleBigPlanet]] and [[Sonichu]] were removed, and replaced with things Chris thought of as "manly" like [[Guitar Hero]]. The sheer importance that women meet him "[[Rape|in person]]" became more and more emphasized, as well as constant references to how much he needs sex as soon as humanly possible. The legendary [[Third Date]] is completely foregone in favor of Chris getting precious [[China]] on his very first encounter with a woman, and requirements were added demanding that in-person contact must be had no later than two days after the first online contact. Despite his attempts to avoid embarrassing himself with his profile, Chris still misspelled the name of his alma mater, referring to it as "Piedmong Valley Community College".

{|class="prettytable collapsible collapsed"
!Full text of the final version.
|-
|
====My Self-Summary====
I'm young at heart. I have a comic book series. I would enjoy the company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when possible.

I graduated from high school on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from Piedmong Virginia Community College with a Degree and a Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I am looking for a woman who is [[honest]] and will love me for me, and [[sex]] is an eventual must; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young at heart, pretty, 21-28-years old, lives in, or around, the Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas, smoke-free, non-black and single.

'''Now in Spanish'''

Yo soy joven en mi corizon. Yo tengo un serie de libros comicos. Me gusta la compaÃ±a de una mujer bonita quiÃ©n la gusta mas o menos de las cosas me gusta. Me gusta tener diversion cuando posible, y hago hechos de benevolencia cuando posible.

Yo gradue de me escuela secundarie con Honor Roll, y gradue desde Piedmont Virginia Community College con un tÃtulo y certificado en Computer Aided Drafting & Design. Yo prometo cuidar, respetar, empatÃa y amor. Yo penso que (muchas) mujers ameriten el mundo, ye yo querÃa hacer mi mejor para dar lo por ellas.

Yo estoy buscando por una mujer honesta y va a amor mi por mi; una mujer con una personalidad feliz y positiva, joven en su corizon, bonita, tenga 21-28 anos, resida en, o cerca de, Charlottesville o Ruckersvlle, VA, Sin Fumar, no es negra y soltero.

====What I’m doing with my life====
I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my projects and helping my family. I also work on my [[Sonichu (comic)|art projects]], get some [[Guitar Hero|exercise]] in; all that good stuff.

====I’m really good at====
[[Chris and art|Drawing]], [[Chris and writing|writing]], crafting, making well-thought decisions, [[Father Call|heavy lifting]], holding a [[mumble|conversation]], showing a woman a good time (on a date with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out and share).

====The first things people usually notice about me====
I would have to give it to my [[The Creepy Stare|face]], especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. Aside from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and easy to converse with.

====My favorite books, movies, music, and food====
Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "[[Mary Poppins]]" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is [[Britney Spears]]); Mac & Cheese, [[McDonalds|Grilled Chicken]].

====The six things I could never do without====
-(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/[[Sweetheart]].
 -Sex
 -My Video Games ([[PS3]], [[PSP]], DS and Wii, and [[List of Chris's games|all of my older consoles]]).
 -Sex
 -My [[Chris and his ego|creative genius]].
 -[[Random Access Humor|Sex LOL]]
 -My good health.
 -My [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]; I'm nearsighted.

''Note:Chris has recently removed the Sex, Sex, and Sex LOL requirements from this list, replacing them with a single entry for "Food and Water". We have retained them in our version for the sake of completeness.''

====I spend a lot of time thinking about====
How and where to socialize better.

====On a typical Friday night I am====
At home playing [[Guitar Hero]] or working on my current project.

I am Very Interested in livening up my Friday and Saturday Nights; I am open for suggestions. ;)

====The most private thing I’m willing to admit here====
I am very interested in sex as well as ALL of the True Love emotions, loyalty and honesty that go along with it. I am Compassionate And Passionate.

====You should message me if====
You can MEET ME IN PERSON within TWO days of First Communication and that you are able to CALL ME and Accept CALLS FROM ME. As Well As If You are A) 21-28 years old, B) not [[Niggo|black]] ([[Chris and race|no personal offense]]), C) NOT a [[Tobacky|Smoker]], D) Honest, Compassionate and Pretty, E) no taller than 5'10" F) Single, G) Reside in or around Charlottesville or Ruckersville, VA and H) You'd Like to Get To Know Me Better In Person, share a pleasant conversation, etc. And if you are cool with getting to the bedroom as quickly as right after the First Date.
|}

The only interim change between the first and final versions of this page is Chris's most private thing, where he briefly stated in English that he was an autistic virgin.

{{Quote|I am high-functioning autistic, and I am a virgin; do not be afraid of me nor judge me. I've conquered most of my autistic traits (more of which can be learned on [[wikipedia]] or on autism.org)|Chris, before expunging it from the record entirely.}}

{{-}}

==See also==
*[[List of OkCupid Answers]]
*[[The Hook Cafe]]
*[[Match.com]]

==External links==
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU Chris's first OkCupid profile]
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu Chris's second OkCupid profile]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Websites]]

Dating profiles

2010-06-06T00:58:37Z

ConCat: /* OKCupid */

Chris has created a number of profiles for dating websites over the years. Like everything else Chris does, these endeavors are usually made of pure fail.

==Match.com==
{{main|Match.com}}

Chris's Match.com profile is his oldest online personal ad, dating back to when he still attended [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], hung out at [[The Game Place]], and wasn't quite so corpulent and maladjusted as he would eventually become. It appears to have been just as ineffective as all of the others, though.

==OKCupid==
{{main|OkCupid}}

OkCupid is one of the more popular dating websites, and matches people based on how they respond to questions that they may answer at their leisure. Unlike sites such as Match.com, OkCupid allows users to message and search each other for free, only charging for perks like ad removal and unlimited inbox space. The ability to stalk thousands of internet girls without paying a dime must have been a very attractive prospect for Chris.

Chris created his first OkCupid profile in late [[February 2009]]. He gave up on it very quickly — his final login was in early [[March 2009|March]], and he never answered any of the questions or quizzes that the site uses to build a personality profile of each user. It's likely he quit using it after girls failed to flood his inbox with offers of true and honest [[China|love]]. In the usual Chris style, the profile is woefully incomplete, featuring only a very brief personal summary, and a looking-for box in which he checked every available option, including "casual sex."

Chris has recently created a second profile which is 10 times worse.

==Book of Matches==
[[File:BookOfMatchProfile.jpg|thumb|Screenshot of Chris's BoM page.]]

It's unclear when Chris made this profile, but given his stated age, it probably was made around late 2008 or early 2009, around the same time as his first Hook Cafe ad. While the staples of half-assery are still present, it's clear Chris spent more time on this page then he did on his OKCupid profile. Many of the statements here are just repetitions of the Chris-chan facts we all know and love, though: his fantasy of a daughter named Crystal, McDonald's as a first date, and so on. [[Honest Content|True and Honest]], perhaps, but hardly a way to impress babes. Chris also seems to believe that citing Mary Poppins as the greatest movie ever will somehow have a positive effect on the ladies.

===Profile Text===
'''If you like me, find me In Person, and let me know.'''

*Charlottesville, Virginia
*Response Rate: 0%
*Above average
*[[Ego|Sensually hot]]
*Pisces
*Caucasian
*M
*26 years of age
*5'9 - 5'10
*Single
*Artsy Gamer
*Here For Long Term Relationship

'''Things that have bothered me:'''
 When they are false friends; when they would just dump me after one mistake, or something as dumb.
 '''I am looking for:'''
 In a nutshell, 18-years to my current age, Caring, Smoke-Free, Non-Alcholic, white and Boyfriend-Free.
 '''Cool Movies:'''
 Of all time, Mary Poppins.
 '''My Favorite Groups are:'''
 All kinds; classic, jazz, country, pop, rock, etc.
 '''I am looking for a personality like:'''
 I'm not certain, but as long as the woman likes me for me, and will stay by and care about me, all things considered, I'll feel better. I feel that I am a good listener, and I can make her laugh and/or feel good (but then again, it depends on her point of view).
 '''Willingness to meet others from boM:'''
 I am willing to meet WOMEN from this service, as long as they live within the Ruckersville or Charlottesville, VA area, and if they currently do not have (or preferably never had) a Boyfriend.
 '''Are you ready to start from scratch?'''
 I WANT to start a relationship [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the Ground-Up]]. I may have a few things already put behind me, but I will make it a point to keep [[Homos|those]] [[Racism|issues]] out of the way of current or future issues. I am to be continued.
 '''My typical day:'''
 Personally, I have never been on a date before in my life. But for my first date, I'd keep it simple with a beverage (or shared meal) at [[McDonalds]], or similar resteraunt.
 '''My Wish List Includes:'''
 I dream of getting married, and having a daughter named [[Crystal]].

==The Hook Cafe==
{{main|The Hook Cafe}}

Chris has put up at least two personal ads on the website of his local alternative weekly paper. One, dating to around the beginning of [[2009]], was hacked before its contents could be preserved for posterity. The second, however, found in [[April 2010]], was successfully mirrored by the CWCki. A few days after it was initially discovered, the ad mysteriously disappeared (and was completely deleted from the site, unlike Chris's first ad, which he simply hid from public view after regaining access to it).

==External links==
*[http://www.bookofmatches.com/profile/page/SONICHU.htm Chris's Book of Matches profile]
*[http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?lid=1000005&TP=U&Handle=SonichuCWC&uid=p6pWeNyd69Zt4vDF/badgQ== Chris's Match.com profile]
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU Chris's OKCupid profile]

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Websites]]

Chris Chan in the PokéNews

2010-06-05T18:02:39Z

ConCat:

'''Chris Chan in the PokéNews''', one segment of [[Chris]]'s [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|CWC on TV]] DVD, was filmed 16 October, [[1999]] and aired on [[Richmond]]'s NBC affiliate, [[Wikipedia:WWBT|WWBT]].

The local news media do a fluff piece on the rise of [[Pokémon]] fandom, which is popular among small children, [[Pedofork|suspicious-looking men]], and [[Christian Weston Chandler|emotionally-stunted manchildren]]. Chris happens to be among the small children playing the game. The cameraman seems to linger on him for an abnormally long amount of time, perhaps not used to [[Honest Content|the thing he's seeing]].

Chris lists his tenure playing Pokémon cards with children half his age on his [[resume]], and implies that he volunteered at Books-A-Million.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan in the PokéNews
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vcKsEo52kC8}}
| stardate = 16th [[October 1999]]
| maker = NBC's WWBT
| subject = {{Television|text}}
| shirt = {{PokeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_2|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]]
| next = [[The_City_of_Cwicville_Tour!#Watch|The City of Cwicville Tour!]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, age 17, dressed as [[Chris and fashion|Ash Ketchum]], plays a children's card game.]]
'''Female Newscaster''': Well, if you have grade-schoolers in the house, you'll probably be interested in this next report, and if you don't, ''you'' can learn about a craze that's been sweeping the nation. NBC 12 reporter Jim Babb marched into the marketing breech today to bring us this story of Pokémon.

[''A small boy is trading Pokémon cards with another small boy'']

'''Small boy''': I'll trade you thi..uh...holograph for a Japanese holograph.

[''A woman is shown scanning booster packs of trading cards at a cash register'']

[''Jim Babb interviews a small boy with a large binder full of Pokemon cards'']

'''Babb''': You've got hundreds of these cards.

'''Boy''': I got--yeah, some... yeah, and I've got a lot more at home.

'''Babb''': ''[to small boy in orange athletic jersey]'' So, tell me, why do you like Pokémon?

'''Boy''': I dunno.

'''Babb''': You're not sure why you like it, but you do, right?

'''Boy''': Yeah.

[''A brief clip from the Pokémon [[animu]] is shown while Babb narrates. Later, footage of Books-A-Million is shown'']

'''Babb''': Like so many other fads, it got started with a kids' TV show. And, now, Pokémon is a marketing phenomenon. Kids and parents line up every Saturday at this Chesterfield County bookstore, and they dig deep.

'''Babb''': [''to woman with handful of booster packs''] How much did all of this cost?

'''Woman''': $30 with a discount.

'''Babb''': Then the games begin, with byzantine rules.

[''A crowd of small children plays the Pokemon trading card game on the shop floor.'']

'''Babb''': [''to [[Niggos|African-American]] boy''] So how do you explain the game?

'''Boy''': I can't explain; it's too long!

[''Suddenly, the camera lingers on a much older boy, who looks 16-18 years old. He is clad in an ill-fitting, blue longsleeve shirt, under a yellow T-shirt, under a blue vest. A red and white baseball cap and a sports bottle rest next to him. He is playing Pokémon cards with small children.'']
[[File:0d970929359504c420d683d-177.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]

'''Chris''': I'll put out my Dragonair... even though it has sixty damage on it... oh, boy, now I have three energy on it. Slam Attack!

'''Babb''': [to African-American child] So, if you had the time to tell me, I wouldn't understand it?

'''Boy''': No.

'''[[Pedofork|40-year-old man]] with [[Pedoglasses|Rapist Glasses]] and molester mustache''': I'm—I'm watching and I still have no clue. [''laughs'']

'''Babb''': And think about this: this kind of thing is happening in bookstores and toy stores all around the country. If you hadn't known it before, know it now: Pokémon is ''big.''

'''Randy Cost''': The biggest trend in kids' toy history, it's multi-multi-billion dollars.

'''Woman''': It's money. Big time money.

'''Babb''': You wish you invested?

'''Woman''': Yeah, that's true! [''laughs'']

'''Boy''': [''holds up card''] Jolteon!

'''Babb''': Jolteon.

'''Boy''': Mmmhm!

'''Babb''': What's special about Jolteon?

'''Boy''': He's holographic!

'''Babb''': In Chesterfield County, I'm Jim Babb, NBC 12.

'''Female Newscaster''': And those little cards aren't cheap; some merchants charge three bucks for a booster pack of— [video ends]

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2010-06-04T05:51:11Z

ConCat:

*Yo dawg, welcome to the CWCki.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:41, 23 May 2010 (UTC)
**Thanks--[[User:ConCat|ConCat]] 05:51, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

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2010-06-04T05:47:25Z

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