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The MovingFoward videos

2010-09-16T23:58:04Z

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PS3

2010-09-16T23:57:22Z

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REAL Protest against the FAKE

2010-09-16T23:56:41Z

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Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)

2010-09-08T23:37:55Z

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[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|right|thumb||ORIGINAL MUSIC (DO NOT STEAL)]]
'''''Christian and the Hedgehog Boys''''' is the self-titled first album by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], Chris's musical side-project. It is a thrilling journey from the depths of lonely despair to the exciting joys of zapping to the extreme. Get your copy today!

Available on CD and 78rpm vinyl.

==Release==
[[Image:056-CWCHedgeBoys1.jpg|thumb|right|A crude pre-release version of the album cover.]]
[[Image:CWCHedgeBoysLable.jpg|thumb|CD Art]]
Sadly, due to lack of promotion and the fact that it's impossible to hear Chris's voice over the tracks he is singing over, the album failed to chart in most countries (although it was unnervingly popular in [[Molvanîa]]). Despite the relative failure of the album, Beatles producer Sir George Martin is rumored to have committed suicide to avoid being asked to produce the follow up "Hedgehog Boyz in da Hood."

==Video clips==
A promo clip was recorded for "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]."

==Tracklist==
#"[[So Need a Cute Girl]]"
#"[[Sonichu Zip]]"
#"[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]"
#"[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]"
#"[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
#"[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]"
#"[[Feel So Lonesome]]"
#"[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"

==Follow-up==
Due to the relative failure of the album, many in the music industry were surprised when Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (minus founding members [[Sonic]] and Shadow) reappeared three years later with ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''.

==Links==
* [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XTB2EO5E Download the CD]
* [http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4D3339C7BB379460 Songs available on YouTube]
* [http://www.last.fm/music/Christian+Weston+Chandler His last.fm page]
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
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Trolls

2010-09-06T18:13:09Z

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{{quote|...dang dirty trolls!|[[Chris]], [[Cwcville.com]] (since deleted)}}
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Blake]], in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''}}

[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|center]]

[[Image:Faceless Trolls.png|thumb|120px|The Furies]]

'''Trolls''' are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to ruin the [[Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autistic]] manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take [[Nudes|nude pics]] and more.

==Pre ED==

It is notable that Chris was trolled IRL before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known trolling of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Hammer]], locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable trolling occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

But this was was all child's play compared to what happened next....

== The Few, the Proud, the Elite ==

===Alec Benson Leary===
Creator of [[Asperchu]].

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY]]
=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===
The individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely [[Chris and death|death]].

=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity]]

"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofqcc7VOn1k videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.

Note that while they did get Chris to send nude photos, they are not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]] who was the first to do so using the same identity.

=== [[BlueSpike]] ===
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", AKA "Julie", AKA "Max") is a 13-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] "Julie." He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass. The incident later started a troll war on [[ED]] and a couple of other troll message boards.

[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left)]]
=== Bryan Bash ===
Bryan Bash is a close friend of the <s>late</s> great [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] audio file and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|an image]] of Chris having sex with the members of his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band (including a [[niggo]]). Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November, [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].

=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===
[[Image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|80px|Clyde Cash]]

The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of trolls. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial.

=== [[Emily]] ===
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].

=== [[Evan]] ===
A drawfag and 4channer who provoked the fury of Chris and unleashed his dark side, showing us Chris's weak spot. He later became the creator of [[Simonchu]], who was stolen by Chris and warped into [[Simonla]], sparking a long and furious war that would pit [[CWCipedia]] and [[Asperpedia]] into a fierce rivalry.

=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.

=== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ===
An IRL pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|80px|The REAL Chris]]
=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris. Confused yet?

=== Lordsillynipples ===
The epic winning [[ED]] troll, who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Pickles|infamous Chris-chan Noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for creating the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].

=== Mao Ling ===
The webmaster of [[Asperpedia]]. He earned several [[death threats]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]] due to associating with Alec Benson Leary, in spite of not doing anything to Chris at all. Needless to say, after Chris started [[15 January 2010|including Mao in his threats]] for no real reason, Mao joined the trolling scene, with a series of videos and CWCipedia ads made to piss him off. Mao is also responsible for hijacking the CWCipedia and opening the site to edits by TRUE and HONEST fans of Sonichu.

=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].

=== Sean August Watley ===
The author of [[Sonichu is Dead]], [[Sonichu is Gay]] and [[Moon-Pals]] (all now on Asperpedia). He also became Chris's target by association with Alec. For some reason though, Chris said that he 'had less offense with Sean', despite Sean going out of his way to offend him more than anyone else.

=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===
Troll who managed to invoked Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with the [[Wallflower]].

[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]

===[[Vivian Gee]]===
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former [[White Knight]] who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]].
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==Devil Trolls==
[[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|left|100px|Artist's depiction]]
[[File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg|thumb|right|100px|Featured in...]]
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[ModNation Racers]] too.]]

Aside from several notable figures above, '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10]].

Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

The Devil Trolls make their first, mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in Sonichu 9. They make their full appearance in Sonichu 10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble those old Troll toys, minus their gems, with long tails and demon like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
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== Trolls trolling trolls and other faggots ==
=== conicteam/Connor Terrell ===
A fellow Virginian who thinks that Chris has a lot of couurage to do what he does.
=== Geneva ===
A TRUE and HONEST [[pedofork]] whose [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|days are numbered]]. [[Parody|Parodied]] Chris by [[Christian Weston Chandler#Discovery by Encyclopedia Dramatica|taking credit for]] the CWCki's [[110mb|downtime]] in mid-August 2009.

=== [[Svenka]] ===
A now inactive [[white knight]] who made several anti-troll videos on YouTube.

=== The Pinch ===
YouTube counter-troll who made several empty threats to various CWC trolls, first threatening them that they would get a visit from the [[Jerkops|Partyvan]].<ref>[[User:Anonymous/The_Pinch#As_.22CriticalMindz.22]]</ref> When this didn't work, he began making more threats, each less believable than the last.<ref>[[:File:Pinch_1.PNG]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Pinch_4.PNG]]</ref> Despite his efforts to seem intimidating, Pinch's tendency to delete his YouTube accounts within minutes of contacting a troll made him an even less credible (albeit annoying) figure. He finally fucked off when a few clever trolls began impersonating him.<ref>[[:File:Pinch_3.PNG]]</ref>

== Motivations ==

===The Trolls===
Many people troll Chris, or try to, and for many different reasons. Some do it to win the admiration of online communities like 4chan or Encyclopedia Dramatica. Some see it as a just response to his sexism, homophobia, welfare-leeching, and other offensive behavior. Some are genuinely [[BlueSpike|sadistic]] — Chris is an especially easy and entertaining target for bullying. Some are driven by intellectual curiosity, and troll Chris as a way of trying to figure out how he ticks. Some just do it as a hobby, a way of passing the time.

===Chris's perspective===
Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:

{{quote|"Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are."|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5]]}}

This is consistent with the advice given many children who are IRL trolled in school: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably (however, since most trolls/bullies are usually in position far superior to the one being teased, it is a bit redundant). Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because he is so much better than everyone else, and not because he exudes [[fail]] and is offensive towards everything and everyone.

From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll but then, some [[Jack|troll]] saw trough his lie and forced him to admit that he's a fat idiot like we always thought. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him. Any sane troll with the power of shape-shifting would have morphed into the most flamboyantly [[homos]]exual looking guy (or failing that, a [[Duck|giant penis]]) the moment Chris closed his eyes and went for the kiss.

Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on the Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]]. This seems to come from yet another source.

Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'' and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had been done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address and phone number]].

===His parents' perspective===
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who attended the GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. Bob is convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic. (In reality, of course, he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan, but all the evidence suggests that his parents have done their best to remain blissfully ignorant of how Chris behaves outside their home.)

To those with an external perspective on the Chris-chan phenomenon, this sounds ridiculous. It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view, though. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in myriad ways. (This wiki itself being a key component of that conspiracy.) Bob and Barbara are bombarded by crank phone calls all day, nude photos and God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appear on their lawn, Chris has [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, he once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.

Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of internet social phenomena that they'd need to understand the reality of their situation. As ridiculous as their GAMe PLACe conspiracy theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.

== Sauces ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]]
*[[CWCki]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']]
*[[White Knight]]

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*...that nothing is real
*...[[Chris and psychology|It's all in the mind y'know]]
*...That this website is a figment of your imagination?
*...that [[User:conicteam]] is the only true fan of Sonichu?
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*...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF TRUTH?
*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself?]]
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] wants you to [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
*...that Chris did not discover [[mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded?
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?
*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?
*...that Chris really cannot [[Fridays After Five|dance]]?
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*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]?
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?
*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito Emails|horrendous racist]]?
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes Iseli Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5]] is based off a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_core children's game]?
*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]?
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it?
|13=
*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
*...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?
*...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject?
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|said]]?
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?
*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
*...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris?
*...that thanks to information from a trusted field agent, we know Chris has built a [[Talk:ModNation_Racers|Beta Cwcville Track]]?
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*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG gamer|Level Up King]]?
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is ok]], and actually helps cure cancer?
*...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]
*...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro?
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]
*...that Chris hates the word "[[Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?
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*...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers Burger King?
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?
*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls?
*...that [[Ivy]] was real?
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?
*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]''?
*...that [[Ryan Cash]] is an hero?
*...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] have [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts?
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
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*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]?
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?
*...that for Christmas [[2004]], Chris asked santa for a [[girlfriend]]?
*...that on Chrismas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because [[fail|he didn't get one]]?
*...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|charged in court twice]]?
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?
*...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player?
*...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]?
*...that Chris [[Chris_and_rape#Chris as a rapist|would probably rape a woman]] if he wasn't so [[obesity|fat]] and lazy?
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*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]?
*...that Chris is stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]?
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?
*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?
*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme?
*...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children?
*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?
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*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]?
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?
*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?
:*...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams?
*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]]
*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], gender, socio-economic situation, or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]?
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?
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*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenagers]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]?
*...that videos of Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]?
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music?]]
*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''?
*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
:*...and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
:*...and he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works?
*...that Chris gave up free sex with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws?
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*...there's a fog upon LA
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Trolls

2010-09-03T02:12:59Z

Conicteam: /* Trolls trolling trolls and other faggots */

{{quote|...dang dirty trolls!|[[Chris]], [[Cwcville.com]] (since deleted)}}
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Blake]], in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''}}

[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|center]]

[[Image:Faceless Trolls.png|thumb|120px|The Furies]]

'''Trolls''' are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to ruin the [[Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autistic]] manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take [[Nudes|nude pics]] and more.

==Pre ED==

It is notable that Chris was trolled IRL before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known trolling of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Hammer]], locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable trolling occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

But this was was all child's play compared to what happened next....

== The Few, the Proud, the scum ==

===Alec Benson Leary===
Creator of [[Asperchu]].

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY]]
=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===
The individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely [[Chris and death|death]].

=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity]]

"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofqcc7VOn1k videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.

Note that while they did get Chris to send nude photos, they are not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]] who was the first to do so using the same identity.

=== [[BlueSpike]] ===
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", AKA "Julie", AKA "Max") is a 13-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] "Julie." He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass. The incident later started a troll war on [[ED]] and a couple of other troll message boards.

[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left)]]
=== Bryan Bash ===
Bryan Bash is a close friend of the <s>late</s> <s>great</s> [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] audio file and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|an image]] of Chris having sex with the members of his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band (including a [[niggo]]). Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November, [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].

=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===
[[Image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|80px|Clyde Cash]]

The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of trolls. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial.

=== [[Emily]] ===
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].

=== [[Evan]] ===
A drawfag and 4channer who provoked the fury of Chris and unleashed his dark side, showing us Chris's weak spot. He later became the creator of [[Simonchu]], who was stolen by Chris and warped into [[Simonla]], sparking a long and furious war that would pit [[CWCipedia]] and [[Asperpedia]] into a fierce rivalry.

=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.

=== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ===
An IRL pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|80px|The REAL Chris]]
=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris. Confused yet?

=== Lordsillynipples ===
The epic winning [[ED]] troll, who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Pickles|infamous Chris-chan Noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for creating the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].

=== Mao Ling ===
The webmaster of [[Asperpedia]]. He earned several [[death threats]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]] due to associating with Alec Benson Leary, in spite of not doing anything to Chris at all. Needless to say, after Chris started [[15 January 2010|including Mao in his threats]] for no real reason, Mao joined the trolling scene, with a series of videos and CWCipedia ads made to piss him off. Mao is also responsible for hijacking the CWCipedia and opening the site to edits by TRUE and HONEST fans of Sonichu.

=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].

=== Sean August Watley ===
The author of [[Sonichu is Dead]], [[Sonichu is Gay]] and [[Moon-Pals]] (all now on Asperpedia). He also became Chris's target by association with Alec. For some reason though, Chris said that he 'had less offense with Sean', despite Sean going out of his way to offend him more than anyone else.

=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===
Troll who managed to invoked Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with the [[Wallflower]].

[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]

===[[Vivian Gee]]===
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former [[White Knight]] who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]].

==Devil Trolls==
[[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|left|100px|Artist's depiction]]
[[File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg|thumb|right|100px|Featured in...]]
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[ModNation Racers]] too.]]

Aside from several notable figures above, '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10]].

Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

The Devil Trolls make their first, mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in Sonichu 9. They make their full appearance in Sonichu 10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble those old Troll toys, minus their gems, with long tails and demon like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
{{clear}}

== Trolls trolling trolls and other individuals ==

=== Geneva ===
A TRUE and HONEST [[pedofork]] whose [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|days are numbered]]. [[Parody|Parodied]] Chris by [[Christian Weston Chandler#Discovery by Encyclopedia Dramatica|taking credit for]] the CWCki's [[110mb|downtime]] in mid-August 2009.

=== [[Svenka]] ===
A now inactive [[white knight]] who made several anti-troll videos on YouTube.

=== The Pinch ===
YouTube counter-troll who made several empty threats to various CWC trolls, first threatening them that they would get a visit from the [[Jerkops|Partyvan]].<ref>[[User:Anonymous/The_Pinch#As_.22CriticalMindz.22]]</ref> When this didn't work, he began making more threats, each less believable than the last.<ref>[[:File:Pinch_1.PNG]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Pinch_4.PNG]]</ref> Despite his efforts to seem intimidating, Pinch's tendency to delete his YouTube accounts within minutes of contacting a troll made him an even less credible (albeit annoying) figure. He finally fucked off when a few clever trolls began impersonating him.<ref>[[:File:Pinch_3.PNG]]</ref>

== Motivations ==

===The Trolls===
Many people troll Chris, or try to, and for many different reasons. Some do it to win the admiration of online communities like 4chan or Encyclopedia Dramatica. Some see it as a just response to his sexism, homophobia, welfare-leeching, and other offensive behavior. Some are genuinely [[BlueSpike|sadistic]] — Chris is an especially easy and entertaining target for bullying. Some are driven by intellectual curiosity, and troll Chris as a way of trying to figure out how he ticks. Some just do it as a hobby, a way of passing the time.

===Chris's perspective===
Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:

{{quote|"Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are."|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5]]}}

This is consistent with the advice given many children who are IRL trolled in school: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably (however, since most trolls/bullies are usually in position far superior to the one being teased, it is a bit redundant). Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because he is so much better than everyone else, and not because he exudes [[fail]] and is offensive towards everything and everyone.

From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll but then, some [[Jack|troll]] saw trough his lie and forced him to admit that he's a fat idiot like we always thought. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him. Any sane troll with the power of shape-shifting would have morphed into the most flamboyantly [[homos]]exual looking guy (or failing that, a [[Duck|giant penis]]) the moment Chris closed his eyes and went for the kiss.

Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on the Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]]. This seems to come from yet another source.

Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'' and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had been done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address and phone number]].

===His parents' perspective===
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who attended the GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. Bob is convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic. (In reality, of course, he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan, but all the evidence suggests that his parents have done their best to remain blissfully ignorant of how Chris behaves outside their home.)

To those with an external perspective on the Chris-chan phenomenon, this sounds ridiculous. It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view, though. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in myriad ways. (This wiki itself being a key component of that conspiracy.) Bob and Barbara are bombarded by crank phone calls all day, nude photos and God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appear on their lawn, Chris has [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, he once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.

Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of internet social phenomena that they'd need to understand the reality of their situation. As ridiculous as their GAMe PLACe conspiracy theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.

== Sauces ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]]
*[[CWCki]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']]
*[[White Knight]]

{{Trolls}}
{{People}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Trolls

2010-09-03T02:10:59Z

Conicteam: /* Bryan Bash */

{{quote|...dang dirty trolls!|[[Chris]], [[Cwcville.com]] (since deleted)}}
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Blake]], in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''}}

[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|center]]

[[Image:Faceless Trolls.png|thumb|120px|The Furies]]

'''Trolls''' are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to ruin the [[Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autistic]] manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take [[Nudes|nude pics]] and more.

==Pre ED==

It is notable that Chris was trolled IRL before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known trolling of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Hammer]], locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable trolling occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

But this was was all child's play compared to what happened next....

== The Few, the Proud, the scum ==

===Alec Benson Leary===
Creator of [[Asperchu]].

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY]]
=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===
The individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely [[Chris and death|death]].

=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity]]

"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofqcc7VOn1k videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.

Note that while they did get Chris to send nude photos, they are not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]] who was the first to do so using the same identity.

=== [[BlueSpike]] ===
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", AKA "Julie", AKA "Max") is a 13-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] "Julie." He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass. The incident later started a troll war on [[ED]] and a couple of other troll message boards.

[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left)]]
=== Bryan Bash ===
Bryan Bash is a close friend of the <s>late</s> <s>great</s> [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] audio file and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|an image]] of Chris having sex with the members of his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band (including a [[niggo]]). Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November, [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].

=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===
[[Image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|80px|Clyde Cash]]

The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of trolls. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial.

=== [[Emily]] ===
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].

=== [[Evan]] ===
A drawfag and 4channer who provoked the fury of Chris and unleashed his dark side, showing us Chris's weak spot. He later became the creator of [[Simonchu]], who was stolen by Chris and warped into [[Simonla]], sparking a long and furious war that would pit [[CWCipedia]] and [[Asperpedia]] into a fierce rivalry.

=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.

=== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ===
An IRL pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|80px|The REAL Chris]]
=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris. Confused yet?

=== Lordsillynipples ===
The epic winning [[ED]] troll, who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Pickles|infamous Chris-chan Noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for creating the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].

=== Mao Ling ===
The webmaster of [[Asperpedia]]. He earned several [[death threats]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]] due to associating with Alec Benson Leary, in spite of not doing anything to Chris at all. Needless to say, after Chris started [[15 January 2010|including Mao in his threats]] for no real reason, Mao joined the trolling scene, with a series of videos and CWCipedia ads made to piss him off. Mao is also responsible for hijacking the CWCipedia and opening the site to edits by TRUE and HONEST fans of Sonichu.

=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].

=== Sean August Watley ===
The author of [[Sonichu is Dead]], [[Sonichu is Gay]] and [[Moon-Pals]] (all now on Asperpedia). He also became Chris's target by association with Alec. For some reason though, Chris said that he 'had less offense with Sean', despite Sean going out of his way to offend him more than anyone else.

=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===
Troll who managed to invoked Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with the [[Wallflower]].

[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]

===[[Vivian Gee]]===
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former [[White Knight]] who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]].

==Devil Trolls==
[[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|left|100px|Artist's depiction]]
[[File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg|thumb|right|100px|Featured in...]]
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[ModNation Racers]] too.]]

Aside from several notable figures above, '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10]].

Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

The Devil Trolls make their first, mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in Sonichu 9. They make their full appearance in Sonichu 10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble those old Troll toys, minus their gems, with long tails and demon like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
{{clear}}

== Trolls trolling trolls and other faggots ==

=== Geneva ===
A TRUE and HONEST [[pedofork]] whose [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|days are numbered]]. [[Parody|Parodied]] Chris by [[Christian Weston Chandler#Discovery by Encyclopedia Dramatica|taking credit for]] the CWCki's [[110mb|downtime]] in mid-August 2009.

=== [[Svenka]] ===
A now inactive [[white knight]] who made several anti-troll videos on YouTube.

=== The Pinch ===
YouTube counter-troll who made several empty threats to various CWC trolls, first threatening them that they would get a visit from the [[Jerkops|Partyvan]].<ref>[[User:Anonymous/The_Pinch#As_.22CriticalMindz.22]]</ref> When this didn't work, he began making more threats, each less believable than the last.<ref>[[:File:Pinch_1.PNG]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Pinch_4.PNG]]</ref> Despite his efforts to seem intimidating, Pinch's tendency to delete his YouTube accounts within minutes of contacting a troll made him an even less credible (albeit annoying) figure. He finally fucked off when a few clever trolls began impersonating him.<ref>[[:File:Pinch_3.PNG]]</ref>

== Motivations ==

===The Trolls===
Many people troll Chris, or try to, and for many different reasons. Some do it to win the admiration of online communities like 4chan or Encyclopedia Dramatica. Some see it as a just response to his sexism, homophobia, welfare-leeching, and other offensive behavior. Some are genuinely [[BlueSpike|sadistic]] — Chris is an especially easy and entertaining target for bullying. Some are driven by intellectual curiosity, and troll Chris as a way of trying to figure out how he ticks. Some just do it as a hobby, a way of passing the time.

===Chris's perspective===
Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:

{{quote|"Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are."|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5]]}}

This is consistent with the advice given many children who are IRL trolled in school: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably (however, since most trolls/bullies are usually in position far superior to the one being teased, it is a bit redundant). Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because he is so much better than everyone else, and not because he exudes [[fail]] and is offensive towards everything and everyone.

From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll but then, some [[Jack|troll]] saw trough his lie and forced him to admit that he's a fat idiot like we always thought. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him. Any sane troll with the power of shape-shifting would have morphed into the most flamboyantly [[homos]]exual looking guy (or failing that, a [[Duck|giant penis]]) the moment Chris closed his eyes and went for the kiss.

Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on the Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]]. This seems to come from yet another source.

Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'' and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had been done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address and phone number]].

===His parents' perspective===
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who attended the GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. Bob is convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic. (In reality, of course, he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan, but all the evidence suggests that his parents have done their best to remain blissfully ignorant of how Chris behaves outside their home.)

To those with an external perspective on the Chris-chan phenomenon, this sounds ridiculous. It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view, though. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in myriad ways. (This wiki itself being a key component of that conspiracy.) Bob and Barbara are bombarded by crank phone calls all day, nude photos and God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appear on their lawn, Chris has [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, he once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.

Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of internet social phenomena that they'd need to understand the reality of their situation. As ridiculous as their GAMe PLACe conspiracy theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.

== Sauces ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]]
*[[CWCki]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']]
*[[White Knight]]

{{Trolls}}
{{People}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Trolls

2010-09-03T02:10:13Z

Conicteam: /* The Few, the Proud, the Elite */

{{quote|...dang dirty trolls!|[[Chris]], [[Cwcville.com]] (since deleted)}}
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Blake]], in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''}}

[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|center]]

[[Image:Faceless Trolls.png|thumb|120px|The Furies]]

'''Trolls''' are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to ruin the [[Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autistic]] manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take [[Nudes|nude pics]] and more.

==Pre ED==

It is notable that Chris was trolled IRL before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known trolling of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Hammer]], locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable trolling occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

But this was was all child's play compared to what happened next....

== The Few, the Proud, the scum ==

===Alec Benson Leary===
Creator of [[Asperchu]].

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY]]
=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===
The individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely [[Chris and death|death]].

=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity]]

"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofqcc7VOn1k videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.

Note that while they did get Chris to send nude photos, they are not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]] who was the first to do so using the same identity.

=== [[BlueSpike]] ===
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", AKA "Julie", AKA "Max") is a 13-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] "Julie." He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass. The incident later started a troll war on [[ED]] and a couple of other troll message boards.

[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left)]]
=== Bryan Bash ===
Bryan Bash is a close friend of the <s>late</s> great [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In]] audio file and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|an image]] of Chris having sex with the members of his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' band (including a [[niggo]]). Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November, [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].

=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===
[[Image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|80px|Clyde Cash]]

The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of trolls. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial.

=== [[Emily]] ===
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].

=== [[Evan]] ===
A drawfag and 4channer who provoked the fury of Chris and unleashed his dark side, showing us Chris's weak spot. He later became the creator of [[Simonchu]], who was stolen by Chris and warped into [[Simonla]], sparking a long and furious war that would pit [[CWCipedia]] and [[Asperpedia]] into a fierce rivalry.

=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.

=== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ===
An IRL pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|80px|The REAL Chris]]
=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris. Confused yet?

=== Lordsillynipples ===
The epic winning [[ED]] troll, who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Pickles|infamous Chris-chan Noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for creating the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].

=== Mao Ling ===
The webmaster of [[Asperpedia]]. He earned several [[death threats]] and [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curses]] due to associating with Alec Benson Leary, in spite of not doing anything to Chris at all. Needless to say, after Chris started [[15 January 2010|including Mao in his threats]] for no real reason, Mao joined the trolling scene, with a series of videos and CWCipedia ads made to piss him off. Mao is also responsible for hijacking the CWCipedia and opening the site to edits by TRUE and HONEST fans of Sonichu.

=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].

=== Sean August Watley ===
The author of [[Sonichu is Dead]], [[Sonichu is Gay]] and [[Moon-Pals]] (all now on Asperpedia). He also became Chris's target by association with Alec. For some reason though, Chris said that he 'had less offense with Sean', despite Sean going out of his way to offend him more than anyone else.

=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===
Troll who managed to invoked Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with the [[Wallflower]].

[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]

===[[Vivian Gee]]===
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former [[White Knight]] who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]].

==Devil Trolls==
[[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|left|100px|Artist's depiction]]
[[File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg|thumb|right|100px|Featured in...]]
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[ModNation Racers]] too.]]

Aside from several notable figures above, '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10]].

Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

The Devil Trolls make their first, mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in Sonichu 9. They make their full appearance in Sonichu 10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble those old Troll toys, minus their gems, with long tails and demon like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
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== Trolls trolling trolls and other faggots ==

=== Geneva ===
A TRUE and HONEST [[pedofork]] whose [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|days are numbered]]. [[Parody|Parodied]] Chris by [[Christian Weston Chandler#Discovery by Encyclopedia Dramatica|taking credit for]] the CWCki's [[110mb|downtime]] in mid-August 2009.

=== [[Svenka]] ===
A now inactive [[white knight]] who made several anti-troll videos on YouTube.

=== The Pinch ===
YouTube counter-troll who made several empty threats to various CWC trolls, first threatening them that they would get a visit from the [[Jerkops|Partyvan]].<ref>[[User:Anonymous/The_Pinch#As_.22CriticalMindz.22]]</ref> When this didn't work, he began making more threats, each less believable than the last.<ref>[[:File:Pinch_1.PNG]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Pinch_4.PNG]]</ref> Despite his efforts to seem intimidating, Pinch's tendency to delete his YouTube accounts within minutes of contacting a troll made him an even less credible (albeit annoying) figure. He finally fucked off when a few clever trolls began impersonating him.<ref>[[:File:Pinch_3.PNG]]</ref>

== Motivations ==

===The Trolls===
Many people troll Chris, or try to, and for many different reasons. Some do it to win the admiration of online communities like 4chan or Encyclopedia Dramatica. Some see it as a just response to his sexism, homophobia, welfare-leeching, and other offensive behavior. Some are genuinely [[BlueSpike|sadistic]] — Chris is an especially easy and entertaining target for bullying. Some are driven by intellectual curiosity, and troll Chris as a way of trying to figure out how he ticks. Some just do it as a hobby, a way of passing the time.

===Chris's perspective===
Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:

{{quote|"Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are."|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5]]}}

This is consistent with the advice given many children who are IRL trolled in school: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably (however, since most trolls/bullies are usually in position far superior to the one being teased, it is a bit redundant). Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because he is so much better than everyone else, and not because he exudes [[fail]] and is offensive towards everything and everyone.

From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll but then, some [[Jack|troll]] saw trough his lie and forced him to admit that he's a fat idiot like we always thought. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him. Any sane troll with the power of shape-shifting would have morphed into the most flamboyantly [[homos]]exual looking guy (or failing that, a [[Duck|giant penis]]) the moment Chris closed his eyes and went for the kiss.

Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on the Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]]. This seems to come from yet another source.

Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'' and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had been done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address and phone number]].

===His parents' perspective===
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who attended the GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. Bob is convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic. (In reality, of course, he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan, but all the evidence suggests that his parents have done their best to remain blissfully ignorant of how Chris behaves outside their home.)

To those with an external perspective on the Chris-chan phenomenon, this sounds ridiculous. It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view, though. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in myriad ways. (This wiki itself being a key component of that conspiracy.) Bob and Barbara are bombarded by crank phone calls all day, nude photos and God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appear on their lawn, Chris has [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, he once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.

Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of internet social phenomena that they'd need to understand the reality of their situation. As ridiculous as their GAMe PLACe conspiracy theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.

== Sauces ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]]
*[[CWCki]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']]
*[[White Knight]]

{{Trolls}}
{{People}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Lists]]