CADD

2011-01-24T07:44:17Z

Coyote Smith:

[[Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|Chris's Associate in Applied Science with CADD emphasis. "The Associate in Applied Science degree is awarded to students who are permitted to relax some of the general education requirements in order to study more course work in their program area. This kind of degree is for students who intend to enter the work force upon graduation."|thumb]]
[[Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|Chris's CADD certificate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]|thumb]]

'''CADD''' stands for "Computer-Aided Drafting and Design". It's pretty much a 2-year course (though it took Chris more like 6 years to complete it, including the year in which he was expelled from college) that teaches you how to use MS Paint. Even though it took Chris a long time to obtain this "degree," of the years spent pursuing it, he has only produced two pieces of work. While one might assume they were two big projects over a long amount of time, the two pieces of work he produced were a map of his mall and an incredibly large 3D Mayor's Office about the size of a football field with nothing much inside it. Chris claims that he received an A+ for these projects which took him "weeks to months" to complete.<ref>[[Mumble 5]]</ref>.

Chris has two certificates in CADD. Looking at his current art, he'd probably have been better off spending his tuition fees on [[Lego]] blocks. The Associate's Degree in CADD is no longer offered by [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].<ref>http://www2.dailyprogress.com/cdp/news/local/local_govtpolitics/article/pvcc_drops_programs_amid_state_budget_crisis1/34137/</ref>

Chris states in his [[Father Call|call to Kacey's father]] that he entered into the CADD program without knowing what kind of jobs such a certificate could get him. Throughout his years at [[PVCC]], and in the five years since graduating, he still hasn't bothered to figure it out. If [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] still cared about anything, they'd be kicking themselves for wasting money on his tuition.

==Timewarp==
In [[Sonichu 5]], Chris claims he got his CADD degree in May [[2006]]. He had, however, already been suspended from [[PVCC]] for over a year by then, so chances are large they just gave him the certificate to shut him up, and to stop Bob from suing them for playing [[kick the autistic]]. If this is true, it could mean that Chris never even finished his CADD classes, which seems quite likely, considering [[CADD Chef]] consistently gave Chris the terrible grades he so rightly deserved.

==Usage in the comics==
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|left|'''Computer'''-Aided, not Pen-Aided.]]
Chris's CADD degrees apparently come into use within his [[comic]]s. He even alludes to them assisting him at many points in his comic; for example, [[:Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|Sonichu & Rosechu's benefit house]]. However, the few basic measuring skills he may have picked up from his CADD courses are made even more pitiful by the fact that he never uses a ruler nor are his drawings to scale, defeating the purpose of even learning CADD courses in the first place. Then again, it shouldn't require a fucking college course to be able to make basic measurements or draw things relatively proportionate to each other.

A villain by the name of [[CADD Chef]] appears in the comics, mocking Chris's designs for his mall. The CADD Chef is based on Chris's real life CADD teacher, who most likely gave Chris a bad grade on his real life mall designs. This "injustice" guaranteed CADD Chef a place in the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] as one of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s minions.

==Sauce==
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==External links==
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/CwcvilleShoppingCenterFloorOne.pdf Plans, Floor 1]
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/CwcvilleShoppingCenterFloor2.pdf Plans, Floor 2]
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/MayorsOfficeModel1.pdf Plans, Mayor's Office]
* [http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?we0oddnzwnk Original Project Files]
* [http://educhoices.org/articles/Computer_Aided_Drafting_and_Design_Degree_Review_-_Bachelor_Degree_Info.html Information about the degree, including possible jobs]

[[Category:Education]]

Chris's room (14 Branchland Court)

2011-01-19T00:09:31Z

Coyote Smith: /* Overview */

[[Image:Panorama.jpg|A panoramic view of Chris's room.|thumb|center|666px]]
[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|There is no escape, YOUNG LADY.|thumb|200px]]

The dragon's lair. [[Chris]] has spent most of his life in '''his room'''. Since being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|the college]], the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] and the [[The Game Place|Pokémon league]], he leaves his room regularly only for [[church]] and more recently [[Fridays After Five]], with the odd [[Chris's Big Night Out|notable exception]].

==Overview==
[[Image:Chrischansroom15xt7.jpg|200px|thumb|A rough map of Chris's room]]

Chris's bedroom is on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]], with two windows on the northwest wall and a smaller window (covered by [[The Wall of Originals]]) on the northeast wall. Based on Chris's [[Tour of Christian's House|video tour]] of his house, his cluttered room is the most relatively clean room within it, which may explain why so much of his time is spent there. One can only imagine what it smells like.

Chris's room — like most bedrooms — also sums up many of his awful habits and traits:
* His incredible attachment to material possessions, as evidenced by the massive amounts of clutter.
* His incredible laziness, as evidenced by the large amounts of disorganized clutter on the floor, bed and couch.
* In contrast, the careful and orderly arrangement of his [[video games]], DVDs, [[trading cards]], posters and toys shows<!-the "arrangement shows"--> how they rank on his list of priorities against things like work, education, human relationships, or personal development.
* [[Megan]]'s shrine, the definite and unquestionable proof of Chris's obsession with the only person that has ever been friendly to him.
* The notoriously high presence of [[Pokémon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and other franchises aimed at 8-12 year old kids — people of the same mental and emotional age as Chris.
* The majority of his possessions are toys or video games — objects which [[Autism|perform predictably]] [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Materialism|within his absolute control]].
* He also shows extreme hoarding behavior that is commonly found in the elderly, formerly abused children, and autistic children. Since Chris insists he's autistic, it's probably safe to say that he hoards as a coping mechanism.
* Finally, Chris retreats to his room whenever he feels the slightest bit of [[stress]], refuses to discard his detritus, and has his own imaginary world called [[Cwcville]]; it is safe to assume the toys which he claims to play with for 2 to 3 hours a day,<ref>[[Mailbag_25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day|Mailbag 25]]</ref> are like a physical extension of his own imaginary world that provide a sense of safety and comfort.

In [[February 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] forced Chris to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|clean up his room a bit]].

Only two persons are known to have ventured into the cesspool Chris calls his room: [[Bob Chandler]], as exposed in a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|leaked video]]; and an [[Troll|unnamed individual]] appearing in the [[Magical Man Potion]] video. One animal, [[Kitty Chandler]], was shown in Chris's room in [[20 December 2009|another video]].

In some daytime videos, there is a strange green hue. It is possible that it was an issue of camera quality or light shining through his curtains, but it could also be [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|noxious gasses]] made by the mutated combination of [[AXE|Axe Body Spray]] and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|Chris's own stench.]]

==Images from the Pits of Hell==
These images are arranged beginning at the northeastern wall of the room, going counter-clockwise. Not included here are photographs of the southeastern wall and east corner.

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Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 1.jpg|[[April 2000]], as Chris was moving back in from [[Richmond]].
Image:0821-EP12-5P6-5.jpg|Northeastern wall, near north corner. [[The Wall of Originals|A sheet of his homemade Pokémon cards]] covers the window.
Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|North corner
Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|Northwestern wall near the north corner. The air conditioner on the left here can be seen in the upper left corner of the front of his house.
Image:0824-EP12-5P6-9.jpg|Northwestern wall near the west corner
Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg|West corner. The bookshelf on the right is the [[Megan shrine]].
Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|Southwestern wall. The closet doors are behind the shelves of video games. It's not clear how Chris can access the contents of the closet, assuming he ever does.
Image:0827-EP12-5P6-6.jpg|South corner. The door leads out of the room into the hallway. The [[Attraction Sign]] can be seen hanging on the back of the door. In [[Sonichu 6]], the portal leading to CWCville appears where the Dance Dance Revolution mat is hanging. To add the finishing touch of [[fail]], there is a Bubsy game on the shelf.
Image:ECP 00090.jpg|Great view of the Wall of Originals
Image:ECP 00084.jpg|3 bookshelves full of games
Image:100 0836.JPG|Close-ups of the Desk of Fail
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==See also==
*[[14 Branchland Court]]
*[[Megan Shrine]]
*[[Ruckersville, VA]]

==References==

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