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Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2016-02-11T00:18:35Z

CrazyKeith:

{{quote|Surfshack Tito started this Lingering Heartache Chaos! I will take him down Personally!|Chris, blaming someone's else for [[The Wallflower|his mistakes]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|again]].}}

[[File:Chrischanpantsu.jpg|thumb|Right|I see London, I see Greece, I see Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]!]]

'''Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!''' was uploaded by Chris early in the morning of 14 [[March 2010]]. Chris is angry with [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]], blaming him for causing a rift between Chris and [[The Wallflower]]. He then proceeds to threaten Tito by putting on a Scottish kilt, showing him his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]], shouting in such a bad Scottish accent that it's [[Chris and race|insulting]], and being completely incompetent with a [[pocket knife]].

It should also be noted that seeing as Chris is annoyed that the personal details of the Wallflower have been leaked to the Internet, it would only make sense in his continuing parade of fail that he should drop her name. ''Twice''. Furthermore, the very next video he released features her pen name '''in the title''', which is exactly how the trolls identified her in the first place.

It is also worth noting that "Brits" is an all-encompassing term for anyone from the [[Wikipedia:United Kingdom|United Kingdom]], which ''includes'' Scotland and Northern Ireland (as well as [[CWC_address_to_Royal_Board|England]], [[Wikipedia:Wales|Wales]], and a number of outlying territories and islands). This video was released shortly before St. Patrick's Day, which does something to explain the Celtic vibe of the video. Unfortunately, this also implies an [[Naive|ignorance of the]] [[Chris and race|differences between the Scottish and Irish peoples]], of which there are many. (Not to mention leaving Wales out entirely, one of the few countries on the planet that includes people able to naturally pronounce his dumb abbreviation)

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==Video==
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| name = Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|znfqwbnepXc}}
| stardate = 14 [[March 2010]]
| subject = {{Violence|text}}, {{Racism|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
| shirt = {{TanWideLines|text}}
| previous = [[Don't Mess With Me]]
| next = [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, <br/>Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]
}}

{{quote|Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me lassy today.}}

=== Transcript ===
[''[[Wikipedia:Ireland's Call|Ireland's Call]] is playing on the background.'']

TITO. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your--your days are numbered. I have forwarded your admission...to...[the Wallflower], and also the awesome [[gal-pal]] that we know between us, our [[Scarlet]]. And with great honor and glory, I will take pleasure in [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is a homo|beatin' up your ass]]...and also...regain th--regain the love...and trust and friendship...of [the Wallflower].

Either way, you are going down, Tito. 1 way... [''Chris does a horrifyingly [[CWC Fighter|high kick]] wherein [[Butt garments|we can see his underwear quite clearly]].''] {{RageQuote|'''''2 ways'''''...}} [''He then fiddles with a knife for a good 8 seconds.''] ...or 3! [''He puts the knife on a desk off screen.'']

[''Chris begins badly imitating a Scottish accent and standing effeminately with one hand on his hip.''] Ach, ye wee laddy. You not gonna get me [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|lassy]] today. [''Chris comes closer to the camera and diverges into an accent somewhere between Scottish and Jamaican.''] I kick yo' ass with me [[Wikipedia:shillelagh|shillelagh]]! [''He fails to produce a shillelagh. Chris then holds up his right fist to display his [[high school ring]].''] And mah ring, man!

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Surfshack Tito]]

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2010| 2010-03-14]]
[[Category:Surfshack Tito Saga videos| 2010-03-14]]

Talk:Etsy

2016-02-10T01:51:15Z

CrazyKeith: /* The Reviews, seriously? */

== Copy and paste Chris ==

Should it be mentioned how lazy Chris is here, merely copying and pasting his whole Ebay disclaimers, and only caring enough to replace "Ebay" with "Etsy", and nothing more?

Like the "All bidders are bound by Etsy's..." blahblah... Etsy is not a bidding site. It's strictly buy it now. This proves to me either two things, 1. Chris is lazy and stupid (obviously), or 2. He has no clue how the site works prior to registering.

I think it might be all of the above, actually. --[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 17:01, 3 September 2015 (UTC)

==Proposed Organization Reshuffle==
Chris has just added a shitload of more items to sell on Etsy, with more to come. The structure of this page, I think, should be similar to that of [[Ebay]], with a focus on the site itself, not the actual products. So instead of cluttering up this page with his lengthy, repetitious descriptions of the products, they should be moved to the pages for the products themselves--[[Medallions]], [[Commissions]], [[Amiibo]], and so on. The only thing I'm uncertain about where it goes is his donation request for Sonichu 11. The [[Sonichu 11]] page, I think, should be dedicated to the content of the comic itself, and is not the place for a discussion of his attempt to market it. [[User:Asperhes|Asperhes]] ([[User talk:Asperhes|talk]]) 11:34, 7 September 2015 (UTC)

== The Reviews, seriously? ==

Please tell me that the 38 reviews he's been left are all trolls.

I know that getting any feedback via online selling can be an impossible task, so please for the love of god can someone confirm or deny my suspicions.

[[User:CrazyKeith|CrazyKeith]] ([[User talk:CrazyKeith|talk]]) 01:50, 10 February 2016 (UTC)

Talk:Etsy

2016-02-10T01:35:24Z

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