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		<title>Template:Da update</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-16T23:17:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Crescent Skunk: &lt;/p&gt;
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* 16 February - Bob passed away at 5:52 PM EST time from a stroke.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - A third page of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page Sonichu Revolution] is added. Chris updates his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain's_Log blog].&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - Chris promotes Sonichu using the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Featured_CWC-Supported_Advertisment &amp;quot;Got milk?&amp;quot; campaign], but as usual does not have permission to use the phrase from the party behind the copyrighted quote.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - Chris ''barely'' answers  [[Mailbag 52]], and [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_51&amp;amp;curid=2090&amp;amp;diff=3840&amp;amp;oldid=3819 amends] his comment on gay soldiers.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is back to normal, but with adverts for (and a fantastically gory new page from) Sonichu Revolution.&lt;br /&gt;
* 13 February - Evan releases [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler the Simonla death pages].&lt;br /&gt;
* 12 February - The [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is brought back from the dead; however, it is currently only a page of Alec's Sonichu Revolution. &lt;br /&gt;
* 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in ''[[Family Guy]]'' when [[Meg Griffin]] is a hot chick the featured video on his [[YouTube]] page, but is taken down due to a [[copyright]] claim from Twentieth Century Fox.&lt;br /&gt;
* 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* 9 February - Chris makes a [[9 February 2010|video]] about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[Simonchu|destroyed the undestroyable.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 9 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is wiped out.&lt;br /&gt;
* 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;amp;action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding [[Simonla Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category: Front page templates]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=February_2010&amp;diff=69609</id>
		<title>February 2010</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-16T23:15:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Crescent Skunk: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==Events of February 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Irony.png|thumb|right|Oh, the irony.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 1 February - The SysOp uploads [[Mailbag 52]], Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]] and Chris uploads a [[CWC_address_to_Royal_Board|new video]] addressing the &amp;quot;Royal Board of Certification&amp;quot; in London then uploads [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|another video]] Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads and then then [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologizes to Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean.&lt;br /&gt;
* 2 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 53]]. Chris uses his [[CWC Blog|blog]] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.&lt;br /&gt;
* 3 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 54]]. &lt;br /&gt;
* 4 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 55]], in which Chris gets a conditional date offer from a deceased porn star. &lt;br /&gt;
* 5 February - Chris changes his featured quote to reflect his current status of not being dead. &lt;br /&gt;
* 5 February - Chris uploads a [[5 February 2010|pair of videos]] in which he assures YouTube that he is alive, offers to kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and talks about rape and hamsters.&lt;br /&gt;
* 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&amp;amp;action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding [[Simonla Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
*9 February - CWCipedia is wiped out.&lt;br /&gt;
* 9 February - Chris makes a video about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[9 February 2010|destroyed the undestroyable.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in Family Guy when [[Meg Griffin]] is a hot chick the featured video on his [[Youtube]] page, but is taken down due to a [[copyright]] claim from Twentieth Century Fox.&lt;br /&gt;
* 13 February - Evan releases [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler the Simonla death pages].&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - CWCipedia is back to normal, but with adverts to Sonichu Revolution up.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - A third page of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page Sonichu Revolution] is added. Chris updates his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain's_Log blog].&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - Chris promotes Sonichu using the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Featured_CWC-Supported_Advertisment &amp;quot;Got milk?&amp;quot; campaign], but as usual does not have permission to use the phrase from the party behind the copyrighted quote.&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 February - Chris ''barely'' answers  [[Mailbag 52]], and [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_51&amp;amp;curid=2090&amp;amp;diff=3840&amp;amp;oldid=3819 amends] his comment on gay soldiers.&lt;br /&gt;
* 16 February - Bob passed away at 5:52 PM EST time from a stroke.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Bob Chandler</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-16T23:11:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Crescent Skunk: Took a line out since Bob died&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;: ''&amp;quot;'''Bob'''&amp;quot; redirects here. For the troll occasionally known as Bob, see [[Robert Simmons V]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''BOB IS DEAD!!!!!!1111!!!!'''&lt;br /&gt;
Bob passed away at 5:52 PM EST time February 16 from a stroke, send Chris your condolences.&lt;br /&gt;
GUTEN NACHT SWEET PRINCE  &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Get away from the Internet! &lt;br /&gt;
I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|thumb|Bob is old. He makes sure to let you know that.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bob the Lumberjack.jpg|thumb|&amp;quot;Internet Lumberjack&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; (04 [[Wikipedia:1927#September|September 1927]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;–February 16, 2010) is [[Chris|Chris's]] father.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite being a racist and homophobic redneck, '''Bob''' became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's intense dislike of him and Bob's infamous cameo when [[Bob Walks In|he walked into Chris fapping]]. His nickname, the &amp;quot;Internet Lumberjack&amp;quot;, comes from this incident.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While loathed and estranged from his other children and step-child as well, Bob is still viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]], due to him being somewhat concerned with Chris's current status as a [[virgin with rage]], and occasionally tries to guilt him into being more considerate by bringing up the fact that he's devoted 27 years to raising a selfish manchild. Of course, Chris is unfazed by these attempts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To date, Bob has conversed with three trolls. Thanks to his tendency to yap on, more information has become known.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|Bob is a pretty &amp;quot;old fashioned&amp;quot; type of guy.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Service and education===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob was born in Texas and raised in Alabama.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob was drafted after World War II and placed in the Signal Corps. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. When he got out, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the G.I. Bill.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Since he figured he'd get &amp;quot;swallowed up&amp;quot; at a big college, Bob picked a small college to study Pre-Engineering for two years. He was also in a band and learned a lot about music. He then moved onto Auburn University, a big college, to earn his engineering degree.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Career===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob worked for Western Electric for 40 years. Using skills learned in the army, he built for the company their first automatic [something] (it's unclear what Bob says here). General Electric heard about it and offered him a job in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the NES &amp;quot;might not have arrived so soon&amp;quot; (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by Ralph Baer).&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, he automated a steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for papers into the form of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads, and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, and machines for producing plastic products.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; A fact that both Chris and Barbara have bragged about is that Bob designed controls for plastic water [container] molding machines...&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Barbara&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===World consciousness===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob learning how to cut that Internet down.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...on the other hand, Bob himself is proud of his &amp;quot;natural inclination for logic,&amp;quot; although he is &amp;quot;inundated&amp;quot; by all his designs and whether he did good for the world.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;About&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Speaking of the world, Bob has been interested in it since he was 10, and has become very world conscious as a believer in the United Nations. He began by collecting foreign stamps in the 1930s. He has collected 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Bob traveled the world in his day for business and [[china|pleasure]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s fictional country of origin.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Health and late life===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|Robert had English ancestry.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob has had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. He wears a pacemaker. He attributes his long life to all the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived to 90-100.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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Bob lives on social security and General Electric pension.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Raising&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He hasn't really had people to chat with (he loves to ramble if the person shows some slight interest), so he sits around, listens to music,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; and takes care of the garden inside the greenhouse. With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he goes to &amp;quot;swing with the music&amp;quot; on his swing there.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Raising&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Relationships==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Previous family===&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob is out of contact&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; with his son [[David Alan Chandler]] and daughter [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]], who both lead successful careers. For example, Chris did not know he had a niece named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Barbara===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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To continue with the music theme, Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &amp;quot;She chased him down the hall.&amp;quot; This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; They got married in 1980.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 3.5&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Chris, Barbara has not had sex with [[Bob]] for at least two decades. They have been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This is possibly due to an attempt to avoid spawning another subhuman freak like Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Cole===&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole will celebrate&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; &amp;quot;when that fuck Bob finally drops.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Cole said that he and Bob share a mutual hatred,&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Cole2&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; though we have no evidence yet that Bob hates Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knows Cole doesn't like him.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Raising&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|&amp;quot;You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your Nintendo.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob wishes Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris, but he thinks (and rightly so) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on TV, and only can associate with the places he's been in Virginia.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;PSN 37&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Bob's joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After meeting with Bob personally and finding him to be quite pleasant and amicable, it became obvious that he wasn't &amp;quot;starting arguments&amp;quot;, as Chris asserts, but rather most likely rightfully criticizing Chris's behaviors and encouraging to better himself, which would involve work, and Chris is too lazy to do that. It has been reported Bob will mention to him that he has taken care of his autistic ass for 27 years and so Chris should be more grateful. But selfish and apathetic Chris couldn't give two shits, figuring that they're ''obligated'' as parents to take care of his autistic ass, seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like &amp;quot;love&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;support&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;gratitude&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;willingness to help&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.'''&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Audio and video appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In every appearance, Bob has proved himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob talked to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[Church audio|Chris went to shit himself]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.&lt;br /&gt;
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the [[Tour of Christian's House|video]], (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion that shows some self-awareness in the fact that the Chandlers do, in fact, realize the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video alone sets off an influx of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, in the hopes of confirming Bob's fear of eviction.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|Bob at [[Christmas]] time.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|The epitome of handsome.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corina]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0062-NewChristian&amp;amp;Dad.jpg|Notice Chris's discomfort.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|Bob won't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's Internet.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|Bob: fashion icon.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|When Bob isn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoys gardening.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Fan art===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bob Chandler by spoonorca.png&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gospel Robert Chandler.jpg|The Gospel of Bob&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{People}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Not_Jerks}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Family Members]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Magi-Chan&amp;diff=61065</id>
		<title>Magi-Chan</title>
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		<updated>2010-01-08T07:28:40Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|right|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He is &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;ambiguously&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; most definitely [[gay]] (His name is Magi-CHAN, Chan being an affectionate Japanese term for girls, thus proving his sexuality) &amp;amp; '''emo'''. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of deus ex machina in the comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator of his own universe]]. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed offscreen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. CWCville will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivalled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. He does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!&lt;br /&gt;
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He is a combination of 4 characters:&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]  &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pikachu]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pokémon|Mewtwo]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Tinky-Winky&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|right|Magi-Chan as a Sonee]]&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching he is spoken to via telepathy by either a Mew or a Mewtwo - Chris's crappy drawings make it unclear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off.&lt;br /&gt;
Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo / goth, stoic and serious character, farts. Classy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]==&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as the Leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking ''&amp;quot;Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?&amp;quot;''  Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts &amp;amp; Entrapment]]==&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by [[Chris]]. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Sonichu 6]]==&lt;br /&gt;
While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror. &lt;br /&gt;
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Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and [[Chris]] orders Magi-Chan and [[Sonichu]] to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]==&lt;br /&gt;
For no reason Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begins the hunt for the seven Sonichu Balls at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered through time. He then realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|right|Precise and accurate.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana|Silvana's]] trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan knows fucking everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Sonichu 9#Episode_19|Dating ED]]==&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]==&lt;br /&gt;
Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the hermaphrodite [[Silvana]] that he was deceived by her &amp;quot;[[China|feminine charms]].&amp;quot; He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her &amp;quot;birth gender.&amp;quot; So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her. &lt;br /&gt;
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After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Outside of the comics==&lt;br /&gt;
Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls due to his arguably homosexual tendencies.  As such he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag|Mailbags]] quite frequently.  This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[Homos|Homo]]==&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;Chan&amp;quot; is an affectionate term used to address girls in Japan. &lt;br /&gt;
*The only girl he is interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].&lt;br /&gt;
*According to [[Mailbag 31|Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex&lt;br /&gt;
*He's fucking purple&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE&lt;br /&gt;
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Crescent Skunk: In response to one of Chris's answers in mailbag 31 about Magi-Chan surveillance of sex crimes.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;In response to one of Chris's answers in mailbag 31 about Magi-Chan surveillance of sex crimes.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Crescent Skunk</name></author>
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