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Talk:Calling Out

2011-08-06T22:24:46Z

Crooked tooth:

transcribing--[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 12:42, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
Sorry i cant transcribe my computer is fucking up--[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 15:24, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
The ''Calling Out "Tito" - Don'' video says it's unavailable =/ --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 12:53, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
:At the moment there is a problem with the video (probably Chris being a dumbass). It's viewable on his YouTube channel page, and I'm about to upload a backup until we can get it on the CWCVilleLibrary. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:54, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Calling Out

2011-08-06T22:24:23Z

Crooked tooth:

Talk:Calling Out

2011-08-06T19:42:00Z

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transcribing--[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 12:42, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

The Return of Kimmi

2011-08-05T21:13:19Z

Crooked tooth:

'''The Return of Kimmi''' is a video by [[Christian]], shot and uploaded on Easter [[2009]], but taken offline again shortly after. It shows Chris kissing his blow-up doll, [[Kimmi]], with a taped up drawing of Ivy on it.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = The Return of Kimmi
| image = {{#ev:youtube|pccNpfviNjg}}
| Stardate = 12 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Saga = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] Red Stripe
| previous = [[More for the crabs]]
| next = [[Bunny Hop]]
}}

{{quote|I love you, Ivy! C'mere!}}

===Transcript===

Well!

Here's Ivy! [''turns to doll''] Hi, Ivyyy! [''giggles'']

Mmm… yeah… [''hugs doll and kisses the top of its head repeatedly'']

I love you, Ivy. C'mere! [''passionately kisses the paper mask taped onto the doll's face for a good 20 seconds'']

[''sighs and giggles'']

[[Crass and Champ]]? Good little crabs! Good, good pets.

I love you, Ivy. [''kisses the doll one last time'']

== Fan video ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan Likes To Get It On
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NysVPw5BtVA}}
| Stardate = 17 July 2009
| Maker = naseer424
| Subject =
| Video Type =
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[More for the crabs]]|nextlink=[[Bunny Hop]]|}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-12]]
[[Category: Ivy Saga videos| 2009-04-12]]

Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel

2011-07-26T23:26:34Z

Crooked tooth:

{{quote|Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, the unfailing romantic}}

On 3 March 2009, in an [[Julie Reveals Herself|infamous chat session]], [[BlueSpike]] revealed his identity as the mind behind both [[Chris]]'s sweetheart Julie and her tormenting brother Max. Hours before that, however, Chris was caught under fire by his notorious foe and softened up a bit in advance of the main assault.

At this point, Chris had discovered from Julie that Max had somehow acquired access to his Yahoo account, as well as his [[PSN|Playstation Network Account]] and [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]]. (Unbeknownst to Chris, this came about because he had given his passwords to Julie just a short time before.) Max, having a well-deserved pickle gun aimed right at Chris's [[Duck|crooked, bent duck]], decided to torture Chris by threatening to either deprive him of Julie's company or sell his PSN account on eBay.

Prior to the main conversation where Julie eventually revealed her true identity, BlueSpike and Chris had the following preliminary chat, where Chris first tried to come to grips with the theft of his digital possessions. He took it pretty badly, although the worst was of course yet to come.

Chris's attempts to barter with Max are especially funny. As in the [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary phone calls]], he flails around desperately trying to bargain in a situation where he has nothing to offer and no leverage to employ. At one point he even tries to buy off Max with a copy of ''Street Fighter IV'' (to be delivered ''after'' Julie arrives at [[14 Branchland Court]], of course, not before).

Also, Chris apparently listens to the John Tesh radio show.

Due to the poor quality of the audio conversation, most of what Max and Julie are saying is almost inaudible. Please feel free to try and listen to better understand what they are saying.
==Part 1==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 1
{{#ev:youtube|azdU9dz3n30}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = First
| next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}==Transcript==
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh] I guess I gotta try to uh... get back my PSN account. I have to talk with the Playstation people. A-A-Any-But in this-At this point, ah yeah, I will be able to make it into the Mumble tonight.
 '''Max:''' Why not [barely audible]
 '''Chris:''' Huh?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' How come there-I might be a little later... tonight, so basically this will be our chat, yeah, at this point. Probably get my, uh-[interrupted by Max]
 '''Max:''' [again, what he says is completely inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] But uhh... I did some searching and I found who took it!
 '''Chris:''' Woah. Okay, who took it?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible again]
 '''Chris:''' Well, PLEASE tell me who took it.
 '''Max:''' Why should I? [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [small sigh]
 '''Max:''' C'mon.
 '''Chris:''' [big, stressed sigh] Look, Maaaaaaax... [pause] Ah, Jesus Christ... [sigh, pause, sighs again] Well, if I ask you for my PSN back, you're not send m-you're not gonna send Julie here. Just wanna make sure we're understood here. And also, what happened to my-my-I just checked on SonichuandRosechu.com, it's not there!
 '''Max:''' Alriiight, [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Yeah...
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, but something can be heard from his end]
 '''Chris:''' [inhales, sighs hard]
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [inhales, sighs hard yet again] Alright, I want my-Alright, I want my stuff back. [sigh] [Max probably says something here, but nothing can be heard] Alright, well- Wait, I'm sorry, can ah- Ugh... oh... Oh geez! I'm sorry, I want Julie, I WANT JULIE!
 '''Max:''' Hell no!
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, ah- Uh... Quit messing around!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Come on, this is serious!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Well, look, I'm sorry, I definitely w-
 '''Max:''' [interrupts, presumably talking about the PSN or Julie deal]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Yes... Yes I accept that.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Uh... Jesus Christ...
 [Max turns into JULAAAAAYYYYYY]
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Uh, Julie! I-Uh... Y-Your brother found out that I can get my PSN account back and-and my Yahoo! account back, since uh... well, s-s-since apparently these people have hacked into my PSN and my Wahoo account, and I think-uh... anyway, they made me choose-made me have to make a choice: You or my PSN and my Yahoo! account.
 '''Julie:''' [probably saying "Did you pick the latter?"]
 '''Chris:''' No, I chose you.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Yeah! Alright-Alright, but listen, Julie, do me a favor, try to uh-try to get my PSN and Wahoo account back from your brother for me. [sigh]
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Julie:''' So, how are you liking your misery?
 '''Chris:''' Not easy, but I'd rather have my true love. Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' [again, inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Alright. Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Alright, well who took it?
 '''Julie:''' My brother did. [HOORAY I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAID]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] That much comes to me at no surprise. [pause] Mmm...
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ye- ye- yeah, listen, please. Give me back my, uh, PSN and my Yahoo account.
 '''Max:''' Never, it's mine!
 '''Chris:''' Well, fine, then send Julie over here, please.
 '''Max:''' You chose the wrong person- [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Wait, what?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [stressed sigh] Yeah, let me talk to Julie, please.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Julie. Yeah, he admitted that he did, he did pretty much steal my, uh, PSN, and my Yahoo accounts. My- yeah, your brother, just now. [pause, sigh] Julie, I want- I lo- I love you and I want you, but also put so much investment in my own Playstation account and uh, Sonichuandrosechu.com.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Because he's sending you to me. [pause] Ah, god damn it. Alright, well, uh, I'll try, well, don't tell Max, but I'll- try to, uh- [stress sigh] I talk to the plays- I'll call Playstation and uh, try to get my PSN account back, and uh, Yahoo as well. [pause] Alright.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I'm disappointed, and I'm saddened.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] never, ever [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahhhhh! Uhh, MAAAAAAAX! NO!
 '''Max:''' No? Why no?
 '''Chris:''' Because it's taken so much- I've invested a whole lot of time and effort into!
 '''Max:''' [still inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're stealing that from me! [very stressed sigh]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] You'll never defeat me. How? How are you now? Just tell me.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, you want me show you, you want me to show you my dick? [pause] Ahh.
 '''Max:''' I don't wanna see your dick! [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' No. I was, no I was just, showing-
 '''Max:''' Your doing it again!
 '''Chris:''' No, you asked me to do it and I was just saying I would do that to get my- N-no! [pause] Oh, you were kidding, so, yeah, but yeah, but still, just so you know, I would do that, so- [pause] Alright. Well, I'm not gonna show it- I will not show it to you then. Oh, but seriously, please. Thank you, don't do this to me. I've had a lot of tough- so much bad times in my life. *sigh* Yeah, so I admit, this is, been- this is one of them, but please. Please. Give me back everything.
 '''Max:''' ummm...
 '''Chris:''' Oh, for, how am I gonna persuade? [sigh] Let's see. I will send, I will, after Julie, I will mail you back a copy, of, uh, Street Fighter IV, after I get it in a month, forward.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahhh, no! No! No! [pause] Look, what do you want? What do you truly want from me?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahh! No! No! No! No! No! No! Stop it! Stop it! [goes into a screaming tard rage] '''MAX, YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOU BASTARD, STOP IT!!! YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE REALLY MAKING ME ANGRY!'''
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, somewhere he says "Calm down! Clam down, I'm gonna change it back"]
 '''Chris:''' Ok, so you're gonna change everything back to the way it was. [sigh] Just change it all back to everything it was, please. Otherwise I'm gonna get furious again.
 '''Max:''' Oh, you think I'm going to give everything back?
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Max, ple- [interrupted by Max, tard rage continues] '''MAX! YOU GIVE ME BACK MY ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW!'''
 '''Max:''' Nooooo! No!
 '''Chris:''' You give me back my account right now!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, possibly says "What do you want more?"]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, I want Julie and I want my, I want my stuff back safe and sound!
 '''Max:''' Want help? Only one. [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I want Julie. [pause] Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, possibly said "Well, you're not getting either one!"]
 '''Chris:''' [tard rage resumes] '''AHHH, YOU'RE MAKING ME SO ANGRY!!!'''
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' '''YOU FUCKING SUCK SO HARD!!!'''
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] Okay, I'll stop. [inaudible, pretends to be hurt by Chris's Tard Rage]
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry. [pause] Uhh, that hurt a lot, didn't it?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I'm listening.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] [pause] Ahh. [pause] Look.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, I'm sorry you didn't have, didn't have as much growing up in Molvanîa, but please, don't have, and I understand that you can, that you're taking your frustrations out on me at this point. [pause] Yeah.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, could be saying "it's going on eBay"]
 '''Chris:''' [tard rage resumes] '''AHH! YOU DO NOT PUT IT ON EBAY! I LOST SONICHU.NET THAT WAY, AND I'M NOT GONNA LOSE MY PSN ACCOUNT THIS WAY!''' [pause] Well. No no no no no no, I'm calm. I'm calming down, I'm calming down. [pause] I'm calming down, ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sighs and stammers] [pause] Enngh! [pause] I don't know, probably!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Alright. [pause] Yeah, you just want, you just want
==Part 2==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 2
{{#ev:youtube|4gz9uC3bS2w}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = end}}
==Transcript==
 '''Chris:''' to respect that I care for her very much.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I see.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, you, no you take down from eBay! You leave it off of eBay!
 '''Max:''' What's it gonna be, Chris? EBay or the girl?
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, I want Julie. I want Julie, yes. [pause, whines and moans] I feel like I'm gonna cry.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, possibly saying "Cry then, Chris! Cry!"]
 '''Chris:''' [whines louder]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [tries harder to fake crying] Ohhhhhhh! Uuuungh!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [clears his throat, pretending to cry] Uhh. [sighs and grunts] Uuungh, don't. Uhh. [pause] I have grown more mature, from the past, for two years, after talking, to, uh to, the, across the, quote un quote, women on the internet. I have, I have grown, uh, a little better at, uh, being able to, uh, socialize. [sniffles]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yes, so, uh, you know, I'm gonna, uh, at least have the confidence to say "Hello, I looking for, uh, looking for some friends. Would you like to be, one?" [pause] Ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yes, I do use soap and water, in the shower. And when I wash my hands. [pause] I prefer to stay clean, you know, uh, germaphobes, or, as they are, uh, as more terms to describes them, they don't live longer then, uh, those who don't wash their hands as often. [pause] I heard it on the John Tesh radio show.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ok. [pause] Well, it turned me off, and it deferred my, uh,- [interrupted by Max] Because, uh, alright first, it gave a bunch of shock and surprise. And uh, made me realize all my, uh, efforts were for not, but then, but it kinda turned me off in that sense, ''but then'', I wo-, it also confirmed my decision to, uh, actually go back out into my local public to try and find, uh, try and find myself a, uh, woman there. [pause] Ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ok. [pause] Well, it's alright. You, I'll forgive- I, uh, I will uh, not blame you for that. I would just like my Yahoo at this time, if I may. And we could, I could not- [interrupted again by Max] Ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yes, the muh, the uh, muh, the uh, chopped up [[English|buh-boh]] went out of my ass, and into the toilet. [pause] Yeah, some of it was brown. [pause] It's alright. It's ok. [pause] So, about my Yahoo password?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ok, so, you- [pause] Ok. [pause] I'm sorry, meh?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I see. [Pause] Ok, that's fine, I accept your apology. What, no, I accepted your apology.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I did not do anything. [pause] I don't know. [pause] I'm not lying to you. [pause] I don't know.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I'm, uh, well, I accept that. You're angry with me, and I, res-, I uh, respect your feelings for that, and I'm sorry for making you angry. [pause] I see. [pause] So, what are we talking about here? [pause] Yes, I have been listening.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Just take a few deep breaths and take your time.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I don't know. What are you thinking about doing? [pause] I see.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I'll tell you what, I'll give you some time, and if you, uh, decide, uh, so, you can, let me know.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you can let me know in the Skype. Alright, talk to you later.
 [end of recording]

==See Also==
[[Julie Reveals Herself]]

==External Links==
http://www.mediafire.com/?ykfwxhyco3g

{{FanChats}}
[[category:Phone calls]][[Category: Julie Saga]]

Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel

2011-07-26T23:20:48Z

Crooked tooth:

{{quote|Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, the unfailing romantic}}

On 3 March 2009, in an [[Julie Reveals Herself|infamous chat session]], [[BlueSpike]] revealed his identity as the mind behind both [[Chris]]'s sweetheart Julie and her tormenting brother Max. Hours before that, however, Chris was caught under fire by his notorious foe and softened up a bit in advance of the main assault.

At this point, Chris had discovered from Julie that Max had somehow acquired access to his Yahoo account, as well as his [[PSN|Playstation Network Account]] and [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]]. (Unbeknownst to Chris, this came about because he had given his passwords to Julie just a short time before.) Max, having a well-deserved pickle gun aimed right at Chris's [[Duck|crooked, bent duck]], decided to torture Chris by threatening to either deprive him of Julie's company or sell his PSN account on eBay.

Prior to the main conversation where Julie eventually revealed her true identity, BlueSpike and Chris had the following preliminary chat, where Chris first tried to come to grips with the theft of his digital possessions. He took it pretty badly, although the worst was of course yet to come.

Chris's attempts to barter with Max are especially funny. As in the [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary phone calls]], he flails around desperately trying to bargain in a situation where he has nothing to offer and no leverage to employ. At one point he even tries to buy off Max with a copy of ''Street Fighter IV'' (to be delivered ''after'' Julie arrives at [[14 Branchland Court]], of course, not before).

Also, Chris apparently listens to the John Tesh radio show.

Due to the poor quality of the audio conversation, most of what Max and Julie are saying is almost inaudible. Please feel free to try and listen to better understand what they are saying.
==Part 1==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 1
{{#ev:youtube|azdU9dz3n30}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = First
| next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}==Transcript==
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh] I guess I gotta try to uh... get back my PSN account. I have to talk with the Playstation people. A-A-Any-But in this-At this point, ah yeah, I will be able to make it into the Mumble tonight.
 '''Max:''' Why not [barely audible]
 '''Chris:''' Huh?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' How come there-I might be a little later... tonight, so basically this will be our chat, yeah, at this point. Probably get my, uh-[interrupted by Max]
 '''Max:''' [again, what he says is completely inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] But uhh... I did some searching and I found who took it!
 '''Chris:''' Woah. Okay, who took it?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible again]
 '''Chris:''' Well, PLEASE tell me who took it.
 '''Max:''' Why should I? [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [small sigh]
 '''Max:''' C'mon.
 '''Chris:''' [big, stressed sigh] Look, Maaaaaaax... [pause] Ah, Jesus Christ... [sigh, pause, sighs again] Well, if I ask you for my PSN back, you're not send m-you're not gonna send Julie here. Just wanna make sure we're understood here. And also, what happened to my-my-I just checked on SonichuandRosechu.com, it's not there!
 '''Max:''' Alriiight, [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Yeah...
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, but something can be heard from his end]
 '''Chris:''' [inhales, sighs hard]
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [inhales, sighs hard yet again] Alright, I want my-Alright, I want my stuff back. [sigh] [Max probably says something here, but nothing can be heard] Alright, well- Wait, I'm sorry, can ah- Ugh... oh... Oh geez! I'm sorry, I want Julie, I WANT JULIE!
 '''Max:''' Hell no!
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, ah- Uh... Quit messing around!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Come on, this is serious!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Well, look, I'm sorry, I definitely w-
 '''Max:''' [interrupts, presumably talking about the PSN or Julie deal]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Yes... Yes I accept that.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Uh... Jesus Christ...
 [Max turns into JULAAAAAYYYYYY]
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Uh, Julie! I-Uh... Y-Your brother found out that I can get my PSN account back and-and my Yahoo! account back, since uh... well, s-s-since apparently these people have hacked into my PSN and my Wahoo account, and I think-uh... anyway, they made me choose-made me have to make a choice: You or my PSN and my Yahoo! account.
 '''Julie:''' [probably saying "Did you pick the latter?"]
 '''Chris:''' No, I chose you.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Yeah! Alright-Alright, but listen, Julie, do me a favor, try to uh-try to get my PSN and Wahoo account back from your brother for me. [sigh]
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Julie:''' So, how are you liking your misery?
 '''Chris:''' Not easy, but I'd rather have my true love. Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' [again, inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Alright. Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Alright, well who took it?
 '''Julie:''' My brother did. [HOORAY I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAID]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] That much comes to me at no surprise. [pause] Mmm...
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ye- ye- yeah, listen, please. Give me back my, uh, PSN and my Yahoo account.
 '''Max:''' Never, it's mine!
 '''Chris:''' Well, fine, then send Julie over here, please.
 '''Max:''' You chose the wrong person- [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Wait, what?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [stressed sigh] Yeah, let me talk to Julie, please.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Julie. Yeah, he admitted that he did, he did pretty much steal my, uh, PSN, and my Yahoo accounts. My- yeah, your brother, just now. [pause, sigh] Julie, I want- I lo- I love you and I want you, but also put so much investment in my own Playstation account and uh, Sonichuandrosechu.com.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Because he's sending you to me. [pause] Ah, god damn it. Alright, well, uh, I'll try, well, don't tell Max, but I'll- try to, uh- [stress sigh] I talk to the plays- I'll call Playstation and uh, try to get my PSN account back, and uh, Yahoo as well. [pause] Alright.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I'm disappointed, and I'm saddened.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] never, ever [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahhhhh! Uhh, MAAAAAAAX! NO!
 '''Max:''' No? Why no?
 '''Chris:''' Because it's taken so much- I've invested a whole lot of time and effort into!
 '''Max:''' [still inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're stealing that from me! [very stressed sigh]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] You'll never defeat me. How? How are you now? Just tell me.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, you want me show you, you want me to show you my dick? [pause] Ahh.
 '''Max:''' I don't wanna see your dick! [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' No. I was, no I was just, showing-
 '''Max:''' Your doing it again!
 '''Chris:''' No, you asked me to do it and I was just saying I would do that to get my- N-no! [pause] Oh, you were kidding, so, yeah, but yeah, but still, just so you know, I would do that, so- [pause] Alright. Well, I'm not gonna show it- I will not show it to you then. Oh, but seriously, please. Thank you, don't do this to me. I've had a lot of tough- so much bad times in my life. *sigh* Yeah, so I admit, this is, been- this is one of them, but please. Please. Give me back everything.
 '''Max:''' ummm...
 '''Chris:''' Oh, for, how am I gonna persuade? [sigh] Let's see. I will send, I will, after Julie, I will mail you back a copy, of, uh, Street Fighter IV, after I get it in a month, forward.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahhh, no! No! No! [pause] Look, what do you want? What do you truly want from me?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahh! No! No! No! No! No! No! Stop it! Stop it! [goes into a screaming tard rage] '''MAX, YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOU BASTARD, STOP IT!!! YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE REALLY MAKING ME ANGRY!'''
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, somewhere he says "Calm down! Clam down, I'm gonna change it back"]
 '''Chris:''' Ok, so you're gonna change everything back to the way it was. [sigh] Just change it all back to everything it was, please. Otherwise I'm gonna get furious again.
 '''Max:''' Oh, you think I'm going to give everything back?
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Max, ple- [interrupted by Max, tard rage continues] '''MAX! YOU GIVE ME BACK MY ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW!'''
 '''Max:''' Nooooo! No!
 '''Chris:''' You give me back my account right now!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, possibly says "What do you want more?"]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, I want Julie and I want my, I want my stuff back safe and sound!
 '''Max:''' Want help? Only one. [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I want Julie. [pause] Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, possibly said "Well, you're not getting either one!"]
 '''Chris:''' [tard rage resumes] '''AHHH, YOU'RE MAKING ME SO ANGRY!!!'''
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' '''YOU FUCKING SUCK SO HARD!!!'''
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] Okay, I'll stop. [inaudible, pretends to be hurt by Chris's Tard Rage]
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry. [pause] Uhh, that hurt a lot, didn't it?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I'm listening.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] [pause] Ahh. [pause] Look.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, I'm sorry you didn't have, didn't have as much growing up in Molvanîa, but please, don't have, and I understand that you can, that you're taking your frustrations out on me at this point. [pause] Yeah.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, could be saying "it's going on eBay"]
 '''Chris:''' [tard rage resumes] '''AHH! YOU DO NOT PUT IT ON EBAY! I LOST SONICHU.NET THAT WAY, AND I'M NOT GONNA LOSE MY PSN ACCOUNT THIS WAY!''' [pause] Well. No no no no no no, I'm calm. I'm calming down, I'm calming down. [pause] I'm calming down, ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sighs and stammers] [pause] Enngh! [pause] I don't know, probably!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Alright. [pause] Yeah, you just want, you just want
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 2
{{#ev:youtube|4gz9uC3bS2w}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = [[#end]]
}} '''Chris:''' to respect that I care for her very much.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I see.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, you, no you take down from eBay! You leave it off of eBay!
 '''Max:''' What's it gonna be, Chris? EBay or the girl?
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, I want Julie. I want Julie, yes. [pause, whines and moans] I feel like I'm gonna cry.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, possibly saying "Cry then, Chris! Cry!"]
 '''Chris:''' [whines louder]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [tries harder to fake crying] Ohhhhhhh! Uuuungh!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [clears his throat, pretending to cry] Uhh. [sighs and grunts] Uuungh, don't. Uhh. [pause] I have grown more mature, from the past, for two years, after talking, to, uh to, the, across the, quote un quote, women on the internet. I have, I have grown, uh, a little better at, uh, being able to, uh, socialize. [sniffles]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yes, so, uh, you know, I'm gonna, uh, at least have the confidence to say "Hello, I looking for, uh, looking for some friends. Would you like to be, one?" [pause] Ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yes, I do use soap and water, in the shower. And when I wash my hands. [pause] I prefer to stay clean, you know, uh, germaphobes, or, as they are, uh, as more terms to describes them, they don't live longer then, uh, those who don't wash their hands as often. [pause] I heard it on the John Tesh radio show.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ok. [pause] Well, it turned me off, and it deferred my, uh,- [interrupted by Max] Because, uh, alright first, it gave a bunch of shock and surprise. And uh, made me realize all my, uh, efforts were for not, but then, but it kinda turned me off in that sense, ''but then'', I wo-, it also confirmed my decision to, uh, actually go back out into my local public to try and find, uh, try and find myself a, uh, woman there. [pause] Ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ok. [pause] Well, it's alright. You, I'll forgive- I, uh, I will uh, not blame you for that. I would just like my Yahoo at this time, if I may. And we could, I could not- [interrupted again by Max] Ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yes, the muh, the uh, muh, the uh, chopped up [[English|buh-boh]] went out of my ass, and into the toilet. [pause] Yeah, some of it was brown. [pause] It's alright. It's ok. [pause] So, about my Yahoo password?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ok, so, you- [pause] Ok. [pause] I'm sorry, meh?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I see. [Pause] Ok, that's fine, I accept your apology. What, no, I accepted your apology.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I did not do anything. [pause] I don't know. [pause] I'm not lying to you. [pause] I don't know.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I'm, uh, well, I accept that. You're angry with me, and I, res-, I uh, respect your feelings for that, and I'm sorry for making you angry. [pause] I see. [pause] So, what are we talking about here? [pause] Yes, I have been listening.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Just take a few deep breaths and take your time.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I don't know. What are you thinking about doing? [pause] I see.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I'll tell you what, I'll give you some time, and if you, uh, decide, uh, so, you can, let me know.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you can let me know in the Skype. Alright, talk to you later.
 [end of recording]

==See Also==
[[Julie Reveals Herself]]

==External Links==
http://www.mediafire.com/?ykfwxhyco3g

{{FanChats}}
[[category:Phone calls]][[Category: Julie Saga]]

Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel

2011-07-26T23:12:27Z

Crooked tooth:

{{quote|Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, the unfailing romantic}}

On 3 March 2009, in an [[Julie Reveals Herself|infamous chat session]], [[BlueSpike]] revealed his identity as the mind behind both [[Chris]]'s sweetheart Julie and her tormenting brother Max. Hours before that, however, Chris was caught under fire by his notorious foe and softened up a bit in advance of the main assault.

At this point, Chris had discovered from Julie that Max had somehow acquired access to his Yahoo account, as well as his [[PSN|Playstation Network Account]] and [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]]. (Unbeknownst to Chris, this came about because he had given his passwords to Julie just a short time before.) Max, having a well-deserved pickle gun aimed right at Chris's [[Duck|crooked, bent duck]], decided to torture Chris by threatening to either deprive him of Julie's company or sell his PSN account on eBay.

Prior to the main conversation where Julie eventually revealed her true identity, BlueSpike and Chris had the following preliminary chat, where Chris first tried to come to grips with the theft of his digital possessions. He took it pretty badly, although the worst was of course yet to come.

Chris's attempts to barter with Max are especially funny. As in the [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary phone calls]], he flails around desperately trying to bargain in a situation where he has nothing to offer and no leverage to employ. At one point he even tries to buy off Max with a copy of ''Street Fighter IV'' (to be delivered ''after'' Julie arrives at [[14 Branchland Court]], of course, not before).

Also, Chris apparently listens to the John Tesh radio show.

Due to the poor quality of the audio conversation, most of what Max and Julie are saying is almost inaudible. Please feel free to try and listen to better understand what they are saying.
==Part 1==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 1
{{#ev:youtube|azdU9dz3n30}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = First
| next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}==Transcript==
 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh] I guess I gotta try to uh... get back my PSN account. I have to talk with the Playstation people. A-A-Any-But in this-At this point, ah yeah, I will be able to make it into the Mumble tonight.
 '''Max:''' Why not [barely audible]
 '''Chris:''' Huh?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' How come there-I might be a little later... tonight, so basically this will be our chat, yeah, at this point. Probably get my, uh-[interrupted by Max]
 '''Max:''' [again, what he says is completely inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] But uhh... I did some searching and I found who took it!
 '''Chris:''' Woah. Okay, who took it?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible again]
 '''Chris:''' Well, PLEASE tell me who took it.
 '''Max:''' Why should I? [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [small sigh]
 '''Max:''' C'mon.
 '''Chris:''' [big, stressed sigh] Look, Maaaaaaax... [pause] Ah, Jesus Christ... [sigh, pause, sighs again] Well, if I ask you for my PSN back, you're not send m-you're not gonna send Julie here. Just wanna make sure we're understood here. And also, what happened to my-my-I just checked on SonichuandRosechu.com, it's not there!
 '''Max:''' Alriiight, [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Yeah...
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, but something can be heard from his end]
 '''Chris:''' [inhales, sighs hard]
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [inhales, sighs hard yet again] Alright, I want my-Alright, I want my stuff back. [sigh] [Max probably says something here, but nothing can be heard] Alright, well- Wait, I'm sorry, can ah- Ugh... oh... Oh geez! I'm sorry, I want Julie, I WANT JULIE!
 '''Max:''' Hell no!
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, ah- Uh... Quit messing around!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Come on, this is serious!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Well, look, I'm sorry, I definitely w-
 '''Max:''' [interrupts, presumably talking about the PSN or Julie deal]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Yes... Yes I accept that.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Uh... Jesus Christ...
 [Max turns into JULAAAAAYYYYYY]
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Uh, Julie! I-Uh... Y-Your brother found out that I can get my PSN account back and-and my Yahoo! account back, since uh... well, s-s-since apparently these people have hacked into my PSN and my Wahoo account, and I think-uh... anyway, they made me choose-made me have to make a choice: You or my PSN and my Yahoo! account.
 '''Julie:''' [probably saying "Did you pick the latter?"]
 '''Chris:''' No, I chose you.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Yeah! Alright-Alright, but listen, Julie, do me a favor, try to uh-try to get my PSN and Wahoo account back from your brother for me. [sigh]
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Julie:''' So, how are you liking your misery?
 '''Chris:''' Not easy, but I'd rather have my true love. Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' [again, inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Alright. Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Alright, well who took it?
 '''Julie:''' My brother did. [HOORAY I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAID]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] That much comes to me at no surprise. [pause] Mmm...
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ye- ye- yeah, listen, please. Give me back my, uh, PSN and my Yahoo account.
 '''Max:''' Never, it's mine!
 '''Chris:''' Well, fine, then send Julie over here, please.
 '''Max:''' You chose the wrong person- [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Wait, what?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [stressed sigh] Yeah, let me talk to Julie, please.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Julie. Yeah, he admitted that he did, he did pretty much steal my, uh, PSN, and my Yahoo accounts. My- yeah, your brother, just now. [pause, sigh] Julie, I want- I lo- I love you and I want you, but also put so much investment in my own Playstation account and uh, Sonichuandrosechu.com.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Because he's sending you to me. [pause] Ah, god damn it. Alright, well, uh, I'll try, well, don't tell Max, but I'll- try to, uh- [stress sigh] I talk to the plays- I'll call Playstation and uh, try to get my PSN account back, and uh, Yahoo as well. [pause] Alright.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I'm disappointed, and I'm saddened.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] never, ever [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahhhhh! Uhh, MAAAAAAAX! NO!
 '''Max:''' No? Why no?
 '''Chris:''' Because it's taken so much- I've invested a whole lot of time and effort into!
 '''Max:''' [still inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're stealing that from me! [very stressed sigh]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] You'll never defeat me. How? How are you now? Just tell me.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, you want me show you, you want me to show you my dick? [pause] Ahh.
 '''Max:''' I don't wanna see your dick! [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' No. I was, no I was just, showing-
 '''Max:''' Your doing it again!
 '''Chris:''' No, you asked me to do it and I was just saying I would do that to get my- N-no! [pause] Oh, you were kidding, so, yeah, but yeah, but still, just so you know, I would do that, so- [pause] Alright. Well, I'm not gonna show it- I will not show it to you then. Oh, but seriously, please. Thank you, don't do this to me. I've had a lot of tough- so much bad times in my life. *sigh* Yeah, so I admit, this is, been- this is one of them, but please. Please. Give me back everything.
 '''Max:''' ummm...
 '''Chris:''' Oh, for, how am I gonna persuade? [sigh] Let's see. I will send, I will, after Julie, I will mail you back a copy, of, uh, Street Fighter IV, after I get it in a month, forward.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahhh, no! No! No! [pause] Look, what do you want? What do you truly want from me?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahh! No! No! No! No! No! No! Stop it! Stop it! [goes into a screaming tard rage] '''MAX, YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOU BASTARD, STOP IT!!! YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE REALLY MAKING ME ANGRY!'''
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, somewhere he says "Calm down! Clam down, I'm gonna change it back"]
 '''Chris:''' Ok, so you're gonna change everything back to the way it was. [sigh] Just change it all back to everything it was, please. Otherwise I'm gonna get furious again.
 '''Max:''' Oh, you think I'm going to give everything back?
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Max, ple- [interrupted by Max, tard rage continues] '''MAX! YOU GIVE ME BACK MY ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW!'''
 '''Max:''' Nooooo! No!
 '''Chris:''' You give me back my account right now!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, possibly says "What do you want more?"]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, I want Julie and I want my, I want my stuff back safe and sound!
 '''Max:''' Want help? Only one. [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I want Julie. [pause] Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, possibly said "Well, you're not getting either one!"]
 '''Chris:''' [tard rage resumes] '''AHHH, YOU'RE MAKING ME SO ANGRY!!!'''
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' '''YOU FUCKING SUCK SO HARD!!!'''
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] Okay, I'll stop. [inaudible, pretends to be hurt by Chris's Tard Rage]
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry. [pause] Uhh, that hurt a lot, didn't it?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I'm listening.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] [pause] Ahh. [pause] Look.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, I'm sorry you didn't have, didn't have as much growing up in Molvanîa, but please, don't have, and I understand that you can, that you're taking your frustrations out on me at this point. [pause] Yeah.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, could be saying "it's going on eBay"]
 '''Chris:''' [tard rage resumes] '''AHH! YOU DO NOT PUT IT ON EBAY! I LOST SONICHU.NET THAT WAY, AND I'M NOT GONNA LOSE MY PSN ACCOUNT THIS WAY!''' [pause] Well. No no no no no no, I'm calm. I'm calming down, I'm calming down. [pause] I'm calming down, ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sighs and stammers] [pause] Enngh! [pause] I don't know, probably!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Alright. [pause] Yeah, you just want, you just want to respect that I care for her very much.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I see.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, you, no you take down from eBay! You leave it off of eBay!
 '''Max:''' What's it gonna be, Chris? EBay or the girl?
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, I want Julie. I want Julie, yes. [pause, whines and moans] I feel like I'm gonna cry.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, possibly saying "Cry then, Chris! Cry!"]
 '''Chris:''' [whines louder]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [tries harder to fake crying] Ohhhhhhh! Uuuungh!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [clears his throat, pretending to cry] Uhh. [sighs and grunts] Uuungh, don't. Uhh. [pause] I have grown more mature, from the past, for two years, after talking, to, uh to, the, across the, quote un quote, women on the internet. I have, I have grown, uh, a little better at, uh, being able to, uh, socialize. [sniffles]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yes, so, uh, you know, I'm gonna, uh, at least have the confidence to say "Hello, I looking for, uh, looking for some friends. Would you like to be, one?" [pause] Ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yes, I do use soap and water, in the shower. And when I wash my hands. [pause] I prefer to stay clean, you know, uh, germaphobes, or, as they are, uh, as more terms to describes them, they don't live longer then, uh, those who don't wash their hands as often. [pause] I heard it on the John Tesh radio show.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ok. [pause] Well, it turned me off, and it deferred my, uh,- [interrupted by Max] Because, uh, alright first, it gave a bunch of shock and surprise. And uh, made me realize all my, uh, efforts were for not, but then, but it kinda turned me off in that sense, ''but then'', I wo-, it also confirmed my decision to, uh, actually go back out into my local public to try and find, uh, try and find myself a, uh, woman there. [pause] Ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ok. [pause] Well, it's alright. You, I'll forgive- I, uh, I will uh, not blame you for that. I would just like my Yahoo at this time, if I may. And we could, I could not- [interrupted again by Max] Ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yes, the muh, the uh, muh, the uh, chopped up [[English|buh-boh]] went out of my ass, and into the toilet. [pause] Yeah, some of it was brown. [pause] It's alright. It's ok. [pause] So, about my Yahoo password?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ok, so, you- [pause] Ok. [pause] I'm sorry, meh?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I see. [Pause] Ok, that's fine, I accept your apology. What, no, I accepted your apology.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I did not do anything. [pause] I don't know. [pause] I'm not lying to you. [pause] I don't know.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I'm, uh, well, I accept that. You're angry with me, and I, res-, I uh, respect your feelings for that, and I'm sorry for making you angry. [pause] I see. [pause] So, what are we talking about here? [pause] Yes, I have been listening.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Just take a few deep breaths and take your time.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I don't know. What are you thinking about doing? [pause] I see.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I'll tell you what, I'll give you some time, and if you, uh, decide, uh, so, you can, let me know.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you can let me know in the Skype. Alright, talk to you later.
 [end of recording]

==See Also==
[[Julie Reveals Herself]]

==External Links==
http://www.mediafire.com/?ykfwxhyco3g

{{FanChats}}
[[category:Phone calls]][[Category: Julie Saga]]

Talk:Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel

2011-07-26T23:02:44Z

Crooked tooth: /* Improving the transcription */

== Improving the transcription ==
I'm going to try my hand at improving this transcription (all the inaudible parts) also uploading the audio to youtube.Is it alright if i put the link at the bottom of the page?--[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 15:14, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
*Why would you want to link at the bottom, friend? Go into "Edit Page" and copy the html to the transcript when ready. Stick it in the transcript where the script matches up to the video. ~9 minutes of transcript later link to part 2. Replace "MyXRpujNqT0" where necessary. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 15:22, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
<s>Sorry lol I'm quite new at this. Does it have to be in parts? i was just going to upload all 23 minutes in one video.</s> disregard that i figured it out. Transcribing now --[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 15:30, 26 July 2011 (PDT)

==Part 1==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 1
{{#ev:youtube|MyXRpujNqT0}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = First
| next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}

==Part 2==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 2
{{#ev:youtube|MyXRpujNqT0}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]
}}

==Part 3==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 3
{{#ev:youtube|MyXRpujNqT0}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
| next = [[#Part 4|Part 4]]
}}
==Part 4==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 4
{{#ev:youtube|MyXRpujNqT0}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]
| next = Last
}}

Talk:Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel

2011-07-26T22:30:43Z

Crooked tooth: /* Improving the transcription */

== Improving the transcription ==
I'm going to try my hand at improving this transcription (all the inaudible parts) also uploading the audio to youtube.Is it alright if i put the link at the bottom of the page?--[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 15:14, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
*Why would you want to link at the bottom, friend? Go into "Edit Page" and copy the html to the transcript when ready. Stick it in the transcript where the script matches up to the video. ~9 minutes of transcript later link to part 2. Replace "MyXRpujNqT0" where necessary. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 15:22, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
Sorry lol I'm quite new at this. Does it have to be in parts? i was just going to upload all 23 minutes in one video.--[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 15:30, 26 July 2011 (PDT)

==Part 1==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 1
{{#ev:youtube|MyXRpujNqT0}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = First
| next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}

==Part 2==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 2
{{#ev:youtube|MyXRpujNqT0}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]
}}

==Part 3==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 3
{{#ev:youtube|MyXRpujNqT0}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
| next = [[#Part 4|Part 4]]
}}
==Part 4==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel, Pt. 4
{{#ev:youtube|MyXRpujNqT0}}
| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
| previous = [[#Part 3|Part 3]]
| next = Last
}}

Talk:Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel

2011-07-26T22:14:10Z

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Talk:Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel

2011-07-26T22:12:19Z

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IPods Down and Listen Up

2011-07-25T16:08:41Z

Crooked tooth:

{{honest}}
"'''iPods Down and Listen Up'''" (known as "'''iPods Down and Listen Up.MOV'''") is a video uploaded the 15 December 2009 in which [[Chris]] [[fail]]s once again at rapping and life.

The rap itself appears to be improvised (though knowing Chris, he could just as easily have come up with such terrible lyrics beforehand, since he doesn't have enough of a quality filter on any aspect of his life for it to stand out), and Chris apparently alludes to what most people would call [[rape]]. It is unclear as to what precisely Chris is under the [[Alcohol|influence]] of, or how he [[Chris's Big Night Out|obtained it]].

The title is [[Things Chris has ripped off|derivative]] of a line from the [[Family Guy|Family Guy]] episode, "[[Wikipedia:Prick Up Your Ears (Family Guy)|Prick Up Your Ears]]".

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = iPods Down and Listen Up
| image = {{#ev:youtube| Fkn2wWE6Rw0}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 15 December 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy, Drunk
| Shirt = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Straight White Lines
| previous = [[Congrats, Jack Black]]
| next = [[Hello, Juffalo]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Jay-Z.jpg|thumb|[[Jay Z]]'s reaction after watching this video.]]
[''Chris makes liberal use of his gangsta-speak in this video'']

Yo, what is up, homies, and homes, and home-misses... dudettes and dudates. This ain't no [[Captain's Log|update]] on da [[Sonichu]] [[duck|thang]]; still workin' on it, but listen [''tries to turn this into a song''] up, up-up, up, up, up-up! Listen up! Put down your iPods, and listen up! I had a test that shows... stock market had a rise in hooooooes! I tell you what now. Tell ya what, tell ya what (what-what, what).

[''a momentary pause to recollect'']

Momentary pause to recollect. I tell ya what, ladies, I have a game. Let's play Jungle Fever (Jungle Fever)! I'm the la—I am the manly '''tiga''' (manly tiga)! You're the sleek, sexy panther! [[Rape|I pounce on you, you run away]]. I haven't missed that chase, anyway! And we chase for a while (a, a while), and then you wear out, and you take it like a gal (gal), and then we pump [[Chris and Sex|(pump-pump, pump, pump, pump-pump)]] until we'll be have our little [[Crystal Weston Chandler|tiga-panther cubs]]!

Or for—since it's Christmas time, let's make like I'm Mister—yo' Mrs. Claus. I have a... good ole heat, 'cuz I took... a bit o'... [[Wikipedia:Viagra|Viagra]]. Bam, ba-bam, bam, ho, [[Pokémon|ho-OH]]!

...Word! I have a confidence booster... and my confidence is at the max! So... there. That's the word of the day. Still an update on the [[CWCipedia]], eyyyy?

Word up. Peace out.
{{clear}}

==Remixes==
<center>
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Momentary Pause to Recollect (Bam Ba Bam Bam) by Chris-chan Ft. Bill Hicks
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wN3EWjebiMo}}
| Stardate = 15 December 2009
| Maker = TwoCows23
| Subject = Chris
| Video Type = Remix
}}</center>
<center>
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = If CWC could actually rap...
| video = {{#ev:youtube|DW8FwqlDFzU}}
| Stardate = 17 October 2010
| Maker = ujustgotpwned2008
| Subject =
| Video Type =
}}</center>

==External links==
*[http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DAo6bUGbCNU8&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DNcJytCvBrWk&start2=8 Gangsta Chris]
*[http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FAo6bUGbCNU8&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2F9iNlAT9BLzo&start2=9 Another mashup]
*[http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FAo6bUGbCNU8&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-iKtiveApUo&start2= And another one]
*[http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/v/Ao6bUGbCNU8&start1=0&video2=http://www.youtube.com/v/-QRbQfwae9E&start2=0 And another]
*[http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FAo6bUGbCNU8&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSXDpShy8LiM&start2= 187 on a Jerkop]
*[http://tubedubber.com/#Ao6bUGbCNU8:yiwqKV2rLzo:100:85:0:0:true CWC Vs. RZA]
*[http://tubedubber.com/#Ao6bUGbCNU8:eRCJow2tKso:100:50:0:0:true Still C.W.C]
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Congrats, Jack Black]]|nextlink=[[Hello, Juffalo]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Yo! CWC Raps]]