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Talk:Calling Out

2011-08-07T01:28:39Z

Crow:

transcribing--[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 12:42, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
Sorry i cant transcribe my computer is fucking up--[[User:Crooked tooth|Crooked tooth]] 15:24, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
The ''Calling Out "Tito" - Don'' video says it's unavailable =/ --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 12:53, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
:At the moment there is a problem with the video (probably Chris being a dumbass). It's viewable on his YouTube channel page, and I'm about to upload a backup until we can get it on the CWCVilleLibrary. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:54, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

Do we really want to be talking about the pix on here? Someone might read it. -[[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 15:35, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
: We won't know the true authenticity of the photos until Chris surrenders them. Until such a time, please refrain from theories as to who might be depicted in the photos. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:34, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

== Tomboy/Tomgirl forum ==

I cannot believe that stalking him actually lured him out of his "retirement."

== Hiatus Stats ==

This video hiatus from November 22, 2010 to August 6, 2011 was '''257 days long.'''

This is not Chris's longest hiatus from Youtube. The gap between [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] and [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008]] was '''270 days long'''.

*I used the date calculator on timeanddate.com to compile this and I did not include the end date. I don't know if this belong on the actual Calling Out page or somewhere else. So I'm just writing it here for reference. Feel free to add the info to this or another article. -- [[User:Crow|Crow]] 18:28, 6 August 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-04-16T16:01:20Z

Crow:

==To do==
*find some more quotes from Chris on ED, and if someone could find the sauce of the quote I just posted. kthnx. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 10 February 2009 (CET)

* Add some mention of the new People page, and the new places page (added April 5th.) --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]] 02:16, 7 April 2009 (CEST)

==Trolls trolling trolls==
Just to clarify, no, I am not butthurt by ED. However, the faggots there were all like "Chris isn't funny anymore, let's delete this article" (and this was before the fake Vote for Deletion) which really wasn't resolved until people saw the sex tape and were like "Holy crap, I didn't realize he could go that low." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:34, 20 March 2009 (CET)

== Blocked ==

*Can anyone access the ED page? I can't, somehow, AT&T or Open DNS blocked ED from my server...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:38, 4 September 2010 (PDT)
** ED is having problems today, as it routinely does. Not a forum etc shh. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 08:01, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

== ED has been sold ==

*Looks like Chris got what he wanted. The page is down and the website has been sold to some unfunny "Know-Your-Meme" type company. Should the page make mention of this or not? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:46, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
:*Herp. My face when it already has been changed. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:49, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
::*ED hasn't been sold.
::ED went away because its userbase used it strictly for attack articles and blatant, unfunny racism in its later days. In fact, if you read any of the articles from mid-2010 and beyond, they were fucking tryhard, holding no information nor any satire and were nothing but LOLWUTANIGGERFUKINJEW.<br>There's no one to blame for the loss of ED other than its userbase for not putting in the effort to actually make it what it was meant to be. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 21:08, 14 April 2011 (PDT)

== Trying To Save What's Left of the ED Articles ==
*Thankfully Google still has the cache which saved the text on a number of articles. http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=site%3Aencyclopediadramatica.com+chris+chan and click "Cached" (it's next to the URL). I don't know how long Google will keep these and I don't know what would be the best way to save this information. I'm going to save the HTML and post it here. It was really lousy of the ED admins to close without notice. [[User:Crow|Crow]] 07:57, 16 April 2011 (PDT)
:*I'm pretty sure I got most of it. Couldn't find some of the Talk pages but I don't think it really matters that much. http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k [[User:Crow|Crow]] 09:01, 16 April 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-04-16T15:31:39Z

Crow:

==To do==
*find some more quotes from Chris on ED, and if someone could find the sauce of the quote I just posted. kthnx. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 10 February 2009 (CET)

* Add some mention of the new People page, and the new places page (added April 5th.) --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]] 02:16, 7 April 2009 (CEST)

==Trolls trolling trolls==
Just to clarify, no, I am not butthurt by ED. However, the faggots there were all like "Chris isn't funny anymore, let's delete this article" (and this was before the fake Vote for Deletion) which really wasn't resolved until people saw the sex tape and were like "Holy crap, I didn't realize he could go that low." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:34, 20 March 2009 (CET)

== Blocked ==

*Can anyone access the ED page? I can't, somehow, AT&T or Open DNS blocked ED from my server...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:38, 4 September 2010 (PDT)
** ED is having problems today, as it routinely does. Not a forum etc shh. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 08:01, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

== ED has been sold ==

*Looks like Chris got what he wanted. The page is down and the website has been sold to some unfunny "Know-Your-Meme" type company. Should the page make mention of this or not? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:46, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
:*Herp. My face when it already has been changed. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:49, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
::*ED hasn't been sold.
::ED went away because its userbase used it strictly for attack articles and blatant, unfunny racism in its later days. In fact, if you read any of the articles from mid-2010 and beyond, they were fucking tryhard, holding no information nor any satire and were nothing but LOLWUTANIGGERFUKINJEW.<br>There's no one to blame for the loss of ED other than its userbase for not putting in the effort to actually make it what it was meant to be. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 21:08, 14 April 2011 (PDT)

== Trying To Save What's Left of the ED Articles ==
*So ED for better or worse is dead but thankfully Google still has the cache which saved the text on a number of articles. http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=site%3Aencyclopediadramatica.com+chris+chan and click "Cached" (it's next to the URL). I don't know how long Google will keep these and I don't know what would be the best way to save this information. I'm going to save the HTML and post it here. It was really lousy of the ED admins to close without notice. [[User:Crow|Crow]] 07:57, 16 April 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-04-16T14:57:38Z

Crow:

==To do==
*find some more quotes from Chris on ED, and if someone could find the sauce of the quote I just posted. kthnx. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:15, 10 February 2009 (CET)

* Add some mention of the new People page, and the new places page (added April 5th.) --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]] 02:16, 7 April 2009 (CEST)

==Trolls trolling trolls==
Just to clarify, no, I am not butthurt by ED. However, the faggots there were all like "Chris isn't funny anymore, let's delete this article" (and this was before the fake Vote for Deletion) which really wasn't resolved until people saw the sex tape and were like "Holy crap, I didn't realize he could go that low." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:34, 20 March 2009 (CET)

== Blocked ==

*Can anyone access the ED page? I can't, somehow, AT&T or Open DNS blocked ED from my server...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:38, 4 September 2010 (PDT)
** ED is having problems today, as it routinely does. Not a forum etc shh. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 08:01, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

== ED has been sold ==

*Looks like Chris got what he wanted. The page is down and the website has been sold to some unfunny "Know-Your-Meme" type company. Should the page make mention of this or not? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:46, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
:*Herp. My face when it already has been changed. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 19:49, 14 April 2011 (PDT)
::*ED hasn't been sold.
::ED went away because its userbase used it strictly for attack articles and blatant, unfunny racism in its later days. In fact, if you read any of the articles from mid-2010 and beyond, they were fucking tryhard, holding no information nor any satire and were nothing but LOLWUTANIGGERFUKINJEW.<br>There's no one to blame for the loss of ED other than its userbase for not putting in the effort to actually make it what it was meant to be. [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 21:08, 14 April 2011 (PDT)

== Trying To Save What's Left of the ED Articles ==
*So ED for better or worse is dead but thankfully Google still has the cache which saved the text on a number of articles. http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=site%3Aencyclopediadramatica.com+chris+chan and click "Cached" (it's next to the URL). I don't know how long Google will keep these and I don't know what would be the best way to save this information. I'm going to save them as PDFs. It was really lousy of the ED admins to close without notice. [[User:Crow|Crow]] 07:57, 16 April 2011 (PDT)

File:CWCki Banner St. Patrick's Day.jpg

2010-02-16T07:19:43Z

Crow: uploaded a new version of "File:PaddysDay banner.jpg": Reverted to version as of 07:18, 16 February 2010

File:CWCki Banner St. Patrick's Day.jpg

2010-02-16T07:19:18Z

Crow: uploaded a new version of "File:PaddysDay banner.jpg": Reverted to version as of 07:17, 16 February 2010

File:CWCki Banner St. Patrick's Day.jpg

2010-02-16T07:18:49Z

Crow: uploaded a new version of "File:PaddysDay banner.jpg": Made a mistake, uploaded original one twice, here's the real update.

File:CWCki Banner St. Patrick's Day.jpg

2010-02-16T07:17:43Z

Crow: uploaded a new version of "File:PaddysDay banner.jpg": Updated version with what I think are better Reeb cans and now drunk eyes.

User:Crow

2010-02-15T11:22:30Z

Crow:

I suffer from insomnia... well no that's as much as a lie as Chris Chan saying that he's JUST Autistic. Truth is that I waste hours of my life on the internet for no reason whatsoever. And since I have nothing better to do then be an idiot on a forum or browse /co/ I might as well help this great project.

Oh, and if any higher ups are reading this, please let me in the PVCC. I can't read that fucking confirmation code.

CWCki:Artist Commune

2010-02-15T11:09:20Z

Crow: Added St. Patrick's Day Banner

{{protip|The Artist Commune isn't so much about soliciting fan art as it is about utilizing fan artists to get some original art for CWCki. Think of it like doing commissioned art for CWCki, except instead of getting money you'll be getting a bigger e-penis. Check out [[:Category:Articles needing original illustrations|here]] for articles needing some illustrations.}}

[[Image:Fapcup.jpg|thumb|right|Original art, such as Fapcup.jpg, improves the quality of CWCki article and vividly illustrates
topics discussed.]]The '''Artist Commune''' is a [[CWCki]] project dedicated to providing CWCki with original content in terms of illustrations, photoshops, etc. in order to better illustrate topics discussed on the CWCki by utilizing the many skills and talents of CWCki users and the broader CWC [[troll|trolling]] community.

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Early predecessors to the project were [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC threads]] in the "Troll Productions" forum which produced very talented drawings (such as [[:Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|this]], [[:Image:Lolmarriage.png|this]], and [[:Image:Sonichurosey.png|this]]) in addition to holiday shops of the [[:Image:CWCiki Introduction.jpg|CWCki introduction logo]].

All drawfags, artfags, photoshoppers, etc. are encouraged to contribute in the project, and all CWCki users are encouraged to request images.

==User Box==
Contributors in the project are qualified to use this SUPER SPECIAL userbox on their user page:
{{Artfag}}

Frequent contributors to the project will receive special awards recognizing them for their time and effort.

==Requests==
Post your requests for images in the discussion page [[CWCki talk:Artist Commune|HERE]]. Please be descriptive in what you want and for what purpose, and be sure to sign your comment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Pages that need illustrations should be marked with the '''<nowiki>{{Illustrations}}</nowiki>''' tag, to put them on the [[:Category:Articles needing original illustrations]]!

It looks like this:

{{Illustrations}}

==Galleries==
Thanks to all CWCki Art Contributards! When ORIGINAL CONTENT is used to illustrate the main page or an article (outside of generic galleries at the bottom), please add it to this list! If a picture is uncredited and you know who made it, help us out and give them credit.

===Illustrations===
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Image:How_the_pokemon_came_into_our_pokeballs.png
Image:LovelyWeatherBizarro.jpg|[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]]
Image:Mewchew.jpg|[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]]
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===CWCki Topical Banners===
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Image:Festivus.png|[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]]
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File:CWCki Banner St. Patrick's Day.jpg

2010-02-15T11:07:28Z

Crow:

14 Branchland Court

2010-02-15T08:50:57Z

Crow:

{{Honest}}
[[Image:Fullfrontalfilth.gif|thumb|right|The most complete view of the front. Note the [[Sonichu]] drawn in the snow.]]
[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]
[[Image:Chris house.jpg|thumb|right|Aerial shot of the house.]]
[[Image:Chandlerhousegooglemaps.jpg|thumb|right|Another aerial image of the Chandler House.]]
[[Image:BranchlandCourt.jpg|thumb|right|A more awesome (and badass, and more accurate) depiction of 14 Branchland Court]]
'''14 Branchland Court''' is the domain of the [[Chandler]] clan. It is a white (now yellowed to ivory) two-story house trimmed in [[homo|pink]] (faded from a dark red) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of [[Ruckersville, VA]]. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house itself reeks of the early 1980s, having tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding; it probably hasn't been re-sided in years. As a result of its dated look, in addition to the decaying gardens and overgrown yard, it has done a number on local property values.

As of [[2009#March|March 2009]], all space not used for walking or sleeping appears to be packed full of junk. However, in earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s 20th birthday, for instance), the house was once quite tidy. In his [[Tour of Christian's House|video tour]], Chris also keeps referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has grown fuller and fuller in the past decade. "Clutter" is, of course, a horrible understatement. The house is packed with shit; the former living room is unusable, with junk filling the entire space and reaching within two feet of the ceiling. Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid blocks of shit, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] has revealed that Chris's parents are aware of the house's condition (what with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and are fearing that [[Tour of Christian's House|Chris's video tours]] may elicit the attention of the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] (Email them!) resulting in their home being condemned. Due to several calls, an official investigation is being launched in conjunction with Social Services by the Health Department of Greene County.

==The Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}

In two videos uploaded on [[2009#March|27 March 2009]], Chris provides a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a [[fail|disaster area]]. Several rooms are so full of shit that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court.

==First floor==
In the north corner is what Christian describes as "the music room," which is now primarily the domain of [[Barbara Chandler]], who frequently sleeps there. A small bathroom is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the utility room, in which the family keeps a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The family room (possibly in the west corner) has been claimed by [[Bob Chandler]], who apparently sleeps there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, they have yet to be filmed.

==Second floor==
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|[[Barbara]] moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in [[April 2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

[[Chris's room]] is in the northern corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the eastern corner, is a filthy bathroom, which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the dark brown or green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The kitchen and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris uses for Internet access seems to be in this part of the house, as well as a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] over a webcam feed. This implies that Snorlax and Bob never actually leave the areas in which they sleep and spend their days there, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wants]]. The living room, packed with boxes and shit, is across the stairway from Chris's room.

==Yard==
On first examination, you'd be forgiven for mistaking Chris's yard for Silent Hill. It consists of some simple crossed wood planters near the curb and some small shrubs and trees out front. The plants in the planters have long since [[Chris and death|died]], probably due to a [[Dirty crapped briefs|foul stench]] poisoning the air. The backyard contains a shed, and a small platform leading to a back entrance. The shed is full of shit, most notably a car, and was once the place where the [[Robert Chandler|Lumberjack]] would tinker with machines. After that, there are some trees and the pen where [[Patti]] once played. Her doghouse still stands, and she is buried nearby. At some point, a tree branch fell on the grave. Being the pansy-ass he is, Chris cannot muster the strength to pick the damn thing up. Some have speculated that this is [[GodJesus|divine intervention]], in order to keep Patti's body safe from Chris and his [[Rule 34|fur-fag]] tendencies.

However, in earlier pictures (when Chris was less huge and he had yet to start the [[fuck quest]]), we can see that the yard used to be quite lush and beautiful, with a variety of flowers planted around the area, the grass clipped, and healthy trees. Many people speculate that over the years Chris's parents have gotten too ugly or too lazy to care for their garden leaving the area quite barren.

==Mail==
{{quote|Hand-Written and Hand-Drawn Submissions are also accepted, ONLY addressed to: Christian Weston Chandler 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968. ALL letters addressed to any NAME other than "Christian Weston Chandler" or "Christopher Weston Chandler", will be Immediately disposed of with Paper Recyling, or be "Returned to Sender" with a frown face on it. ALL Visually Grotesque, Shocking and Offensive art works and letters will be disposed of properly as well. |Chris on contacting him, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWCipedia:Copyrights CWCipedia]}}

If you would like to send a letter to Christian, or perhaps mail his parents some of the many [[nudes|NOODZ]] he has posted on the internets in recent times, you can contact him at:

:''Christian Weston Chandler,''
:''14 Branchland Court,''
:''Ruckersville,''
:''VA 22968-9545,''
:''United States of America''

'''NOTE:'''
:Based on previous experience with mail, it is likely that one of two things will happen to the letter should you choose to send it: 1) It will be intercepted by Chris, who apparently takes his parents' mail on a regular basis, or 2) Barbara and Bob will receive it, and dismiss it as old news (reports show that they have read some of the letters and ignored them).

Chris will respond to fan mail, provided there's a return address on the envelope.

==Visiting==
Visits of 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and promptly trades the deed to a troll for some magic beans so said troll can found the ''Christian Weston Chandler Museum of Fail,'' are ill-advised. While a troll who does manage to make it to the front door will probably not be assaulted by Chris, they will most likely face Chris as he calls for his elderly parents to fight his battle or perform a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]].

To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], [[Liquid Chris]], and the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]] to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|kill them]]. To date none of them have taken him up on his offer. Chris claimed in the [[DPF phonecall]] that his house was once egged by trolls.

==Chris and his address==
Giving away one's home address on the internet is generally considered unwise. Possibly Chris doesn't realize this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his Sonichu merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor."
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|Sonichu Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic-book characters.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It's currently available at the bottom of the main page on [[CWCipedia]].

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]
*[[Ruckersville, VA]]
*[[Charlottesville, VA]]
*[[Tour of Christian's House]]

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meAO487S0zM Resident Chris-chan 2: Homecomeuppance (I hope this isn't Chris's blood!)]

Other famous hoarders...

*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collyer_brothers The Collyer Brothers] (Infamous NY hoarders who ended up being crushed to death by their own shit)
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Trebus Edmund Trebus] (Eccentric Polish immigrant who ended up being a TV star because of his hoarding)

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]

File:Chandlerhousegooglemaps.jpg

2010-02-15T08:49:39Z

Crow: