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User:Ctahu

2011-04-20T19:21:07Z

Ctahu:

I'm a guy who's native from [[deviantART]].

I've been [[troll|trolling]] Chris since mid [[2010]] and I hope to make some progress in improving the quality and validity of the [[CWCki]].

If you really wanna talk to me, contact me [http://ctahu.deviantart.com/ here on deviantART]

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User:Ctahu

2011-04-20T19:20:19Z

Ctahu:

I'm a guy who's native from [[deviantART]].

I've been [[troll|trolling]] Chris since mid 2010 and I hope to make some progress in improving the quality and validity of the [[CWCki]].

If you really wanna talk to me, contact me [http://ctahu.deviantart.com/ here on deviantART]

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User:Ctahu

2011-04-20T04:02:57Z

Ctahu:

I'm a guy who's native from [[deviantart]].

I've been [[troll|trolling]] Chris since mid 2010 and I hope to make some progress in improving the quality and validity of the [[CWCki]].

If you really wanna talk to me, contact me [http://ctahu.deviantart.com/ here on deviantART]

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User:Ctahu

2011-04-20T04:02:25Z

Ctahu:

I'm a guy who's native from [[deviantart|deviantART]].

I've been [[troll|trolling]] Chris since mid 2010 and I hope to make some progress in improving the quality and validity of the [[CWCki]].

If you really wanna talk to me, contact me [http://ctahu.deviantart.com/ here on deviantART]

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User:Ctahu

2011-04-20T03:58:52Z

Ctahu:

I'm a guy who's native from [[deviantart|deviantART]].

I've been [[troll|trolling]] Chris since mid 2010 and I hope to make some progress in improving the validity of the [[CWCki|CWCki]].

If you really wanna talk to me, contact me [http://ctahu.deviantart.com/ here on deviantART]

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User talk:Ctahu

2011-04-20T01:49:42Z

Ctahu:

{{welcome|Freecell}}

Don't worry about "barging in". Talk pages are meant for that sort of thing. I don't think it would be economical to copy/paste my response to NeoShadow here, so here's a [[User talk:NeoShadow#Re:|link]] in case you're interested. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 13:13, 19 April 2011 (PDT)
:Ah, thank you for that, Freecell, I understand completely. I have two things I want to ask though. 1. Is there anything specific I can do for the CWCki at this point in time and 2. Are there any ''real'' updates on what [[Chris]] is up to? [[user:Ctahu|Ctahu]] 17:03, 19 April 2011 (EST)
:Champthom probably knows more about what needs doing than I do. I really just monitor edits and make sure they're of the wiki's standard, whereas Champthom is the admin and has projects and things. He's probably the best person to [[User talk:Champthom|ask]] about that.
:As for new updates on Chris, at this point it's pretty much definite he's not coming back for a while at least. He's been keeping pretty much to himself for the last year or so. Still, there's 3 years of content documented on the wiki, so if you're just looking for something to laugh/cringe at, the CWCki guarantees to deliver. I know that probably isn't the answer you want, but unfortunately it's the best the CWCki can give right now. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:15, 19 April 2011 (PDT)
:Oh, and if you're just looking for someone to follow, 789chan is currently looking into [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VQHC_idfKk this guy]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:21, 19 April 2011 (PDT)
::Ah, thank you for that information, it's much appreciated. [[user:Ctahu|Ctahu]] 17:48, 19 April 2011 (EST)

In terms of things that could be done, a lot of the [[Kacey calls]] still need to be transcribed, summarized, and wikified. You can use the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|To Do list]] as a guide of things to do as well.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:03, 19 April 2011 (PDT)

::Alright, sweet, I'll see what I can do with those then. --[[user:Ctahu|Ctahu]] [[User_talk:Ctahu|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Ctahu|c)]] 21:50, 19 April 2011 (EST)

User talk:Champthom

2011-04-19T21:54:26Z

Ctahu:

Talk to me.

Be sure to check out the archives as well:

'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 5|5]]

==Champ tomas==

okay like i'll have all the subtitles backed up on my hd so far, did you have i have like 8gb of cwc shit on my computer? yeah i know right. so anywayyyy i have decided to credit ppl on both the caption titles (for example, "iamstraight by champthom") and the video descriptions for double the fun!!also if i can't upload the subtitles i can ask tito to. i should be fine though. [[User:Abejita Cortez|Abejita Cortez]] 19:09, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== PSN Tracker ==

I'm not sure if you're the right person to ask, but I recently got Chris to add me on the PSN.
How would I contribute to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 09:19, 22 February 2011 (PST)
*edit the psn tracker? i think anyone can edit it bro -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:42, 22 February 2011 (PST)
* http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:PSNTracker&action=edit here you go -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 10:43, 22 February 2011 (PST)
Thanks. I'll try to start updating it when I can. [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 12:12, 22 February 2011 (PST)

== I apologize ==

I apologize for doing something wrong while transcribing Kacey Call 8. I want you to know that I am currently still working on the transcript, but as you can imagine, it is not walk in the park... It's a little over 35 minutes long and I'm sure you know how hard it is to transcribe audio. I also want you to know that I will try to do better in the future. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 16:34, 4 March 2011 (PST)
*I do appreciate the effort, I do ask though you add [[:Template:Transcription|this template]] to pages that aren't completely transcribed. That way, people can pick up the slack so it's not all on you. I do appreciate your work and I hope you continue transcribing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 4 March 2011 (PST)
::Thanks for deleting the thinger-ma-bobber. Now that I look back at the edits, that should've been obvious..but I fail at computer stuff as it is so I'll blame it on that. :P --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 18:51, 6 March 2011 (PST)

== Re:Comic Categories ==

Sounds like a good idea.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:02, 4 March 2011 (PST)

== Always here ==

Wallflower policy here: http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Talk:The_Wallflower#Stating_CWCki_Policy

I have never left, friend. I merely got a new job that causes me to work long hours. Once my time becomes free-er and my heart level recovers from Mumble translations, I shall return full-time. I still check here once a day or more.

Want a pizza roll? Message me if you want a pizza roll. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 19:06, 7 March 2011 (PST)

:Edit: I'll post it in the right place later tonight. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 19:17, 7 March 2011 (PST)
:*Just did it dude, thanks for the help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:17, 7 March 2011 (PST)

==Anything I can do at the moment?==

I've watched the CWCki for a while now and now that I've joined, I'd like to know if there is anything specific I can help with. Thanks. --[[user:Ctahu|Ctahu]] [[User_talk:Ctahu|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Ctahu|c)]] 17:50, 19 April 2011 (EST)

User talk:Ctahu

2011-04-19T21:48:40Z

Ctahu:

User talk:Ctahu

2011-04-19T21:04:06Z

Ctahu:

Voicemail greeting

2011-04-19T19:11:36Z

Ctahu: /* 1 March 2011 */ Broken Link

The '''Voicemail message''' of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is something that many [[trolls]] have experienced when attempting to call Chris. Chris's messages have varied greatly over time, ranging from straightforward to downright bizarre.

== Examples of Chris' Voicemail Message ==
=== [[Car Pranks|2 August 2009]] ===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> Hello. You have reached the cellphone of Christian Weston Chandler. I'm sorry I could not answer right now, but please leave your name message, telephone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And I was advised heavily by my [[Bob Chandler|publicist]] and my [[Barbara Chandler|lawyers]] to not do any interviews or a documentaries whatsoever. Even in- Because I got so much reputation-and at stake-at the current time. Also if this is a, uh, [[Troll]] trying to troll me back, do you think how much [[Minor CWC-isms|trollin' stupid]]? I'm not [[Naive|trollin' stupid]], you're [[Slow-in-the-minds|trollin' stupid]]. Have a good day.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJ1gev6x7o Listen here!]

=== 1 March 2011 ===
<font color="RoyalBlue">'''Chris:'''</font> I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach is [[Greene County Conspiracy|very paranoid of cyber-bullies]] at this time. If you are coming in on restricted, unknown, or [[Chris and English|out-of-state-of-Virginia number]], please do NOT leave a message and do NOT dial this number again. Message 1-5-8.
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[[Category:Phone calls]]

User talk:Freecell

2011-04-19T19:00:55Z

Ctahu: /* the beavis and butthead thing */

{{ArchiveTalk|Freecell|Archive1}}

It's from there's something about mary, the fat retard who searches for his baseball in front of a high school. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 03:58, 29 January 2011 (PST)

Fuck you --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 04:36, 30 January 2011 (PST)

==wtf==

you need to calm the fuck down and find something else to do with your time. CWCki - serious business. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:32, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey buddy ==

You seem to really care a lot about banning people. Does this make you feel powerful? Does it give you a rush? Just wonderin'. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)
: Just wonderin' but do you even LOOK at who he bans? It's usually for the best because it's normally someone who vandalized stuff or was being a totally jackass. Sorry if I'm butting into an issue I'm not suppose to be a part of, but this is just how I see it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:20, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:This is not about who he bans, it's more the spergy satisfaction he seems to get out of it. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 06:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:Now, I'm not criticizing your work or anything, I know you do shit that no one else wants to do, but let me put it this way: your overall style comes over as banhappy. It might be that because I've only read certain posts by you my opinion is somehow colored, or something, but I guess having a 300 word text on your userpage about exactly who you're going to ban isn't helping for one. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:55, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:To me you're still the Hitler of CwCki admins. Go enjoy your thousand year reich. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)
:You and Megan should get together, so that you can spend more time on hanky panky and less time on BANNING PEOPLE! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

== Dudleystephen ==

This guy just joined and is advertising a workout product on his userpage. Just giving you a heads-up.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:21, 16 February 2011 (PST)
:Well, that's somewhat embarrassing. I guess I need to learn not to do this when I just wake up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:27, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== Captions ==

Nice work on the captions, Abuelita finally got around to adding them. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:42, 17 February 2011 (PST)
:Thanks. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:43, 17 February 2011 (PST)

thanks dude--[[User:CorinaLives|CorinaLives]] 08:25, 23 February 2011 (PST)

== the newly leaked Kacey call ==
The call I posted a transcript of is real, but I appreciate your doubts, it means you're doing your job. This is mainly here because I wanted to make sure that I had down the format. Way back when, this phone call (before Kacey and CWC first met) and another (after Kacey and CWC) were leaked on /cwc/. This was a long time ago and I was just waiting for them to leak so I wrote up the transcripts. To tell the truth, they both seem to be long lost someplace on my main computer, but luckily they're still on another one I use frequently. Its been far too long and I was looking for someone to help leak them on the wiki, that person is you I guess, because I'm not sure the best way to integrate these 2 calls. Sometime tomorrow I'll get the calls up on line and the transcript to the second call, if you want, you can move them where they need to go. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 23:00, 28 February 2011 (PST)

==Just a quick question==
I noticed something. When I'm logged in the userbox subcategories are there, but when I'm not logged in there not there. Is there a reason for this? Its not a ''big deal'', but I just want to make sure the subcategories are viewable to all users, and not just me.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:17, 3 March 2011 (PST)

==RE: Sign Posts==
I had already figured out how to do so. Thanks
--[[User:Miryag1|Diavna ----- diavna@gmail.com]] 14:07, 6 March 2011 (PST)

== the beavis and butthead thing ==

Well I kinda understand that, but from what I've seen around the site, a lot of articles make, what can mostly just be called specualtion, about Chris' psyche, in regards to different situations and elements of his life. Just thought I was doing the same thing. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 13:58, 18 April 2011 (PDT)

:*Well, maybe the CWCki should have like a template thing that says ''WARNING: This section contains heavy speculation that hasn't really been confirmed to be true'' or something like that. I mean, let's say Chris is really done. He finally crashed into slumber for the last time. Then what? I mean, if all the CWCki does is archive only the facts of what we know, then that's a goal that can be easily reached and then what? the CWCki stays unchanged until someone finally stops paying for the domain? Speculation on Chris and why he does the things he does is what drives the CWC community, so I doubt that eliminating speculation from the biggest CWC related site would be a good idea. Then again, I guess I could just write my own speculation things on pages under my own userpage. i dunno. just think about it. glad i could help. --[[User:NeoShadow|NeoShadow]] 04:40, 19 April 2011 (PDT)
::* The CWCki doesn't have a template like that because if we allowed unchecked speculation the servers wouldn't be able to handle the strain or something. Not to mention the article quality would drop. Putting speculation on your own userpage is a terrible idea and an excelent way to piss people off, by the way. That's how Offshore got started, people started sperging on their userpages and it gave the CWCki latency issues. There is a difference between sperging and offering acceptable speculation, look at what was left in the Beavis and Butthead article and use that as a good example.
:::*Not Trying to barge in, but I think the Speculation Warning would be a fantastic idea. --[[User:Ctahu|Ctahu]] 19:00, 19 April 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Freecell

2011-04-19T19:00:19Z

Ctahu: /* the beavis and butthead thing */

Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-04-19T00:56:18Z

Ctahu: I see what you mean, Clyde, so I re-edited it so there was a link to the archive in the External links section.

'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (aka '''ED'''), shut down in favor of its successor, a sanitized [[wikipedia:Know Your Meme|Know Your Meme]] [http://ohinternet.com/ clone], was home to the Chris-chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].
==Chris on ED==

Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos, claiming it is filled with "VICIOUS [[lies|LIES]] AND SLANDER."

After a considerable amount of trolling and bitching and uploading hideous pornographic images, including the disastrous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

After the late summer of [[2008]], Chris largely gave up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]], however. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your [[Fail|prawns]] to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page==

[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]

For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. Furthermore, the [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction:

{{quote|MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.| Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008}}

{{quote|I say we just delete it. Along with the archives | Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008}}

{{quote|Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008}}

==1 April 2009==

[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]

On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.|ED, in a rare case of moralfaggotry.}}

Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.

==Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica==

''See also [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''

Chris tried to use ED to muster his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. <ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</s></ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

==Chris and ED==

{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article today<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview</s></ref>}}

For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation (such as Chris attempting to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]), but was cleaned out various times.

Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a general picture of Chris that is less biased than ED (emphasis on "less"), and TV Tropes describes CWCki as being "''more accurate and slightly more SFW''" than ED.<ref>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu</ref>

As for Chris himself, the ED page STILL bothered him. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in December 2009 and updated afterward, is dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it's all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS.

==Oh Internet!==
On 14 April 2011, ED changed over to [http://ohinternet.com/ Oh Internet!], a more safe-for-work wiki. Needless to say, summaries of [http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Chris] and [http://ohinternet.com/Sonichu Sonichu] are available here.

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==

*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[User:Lime/Sonichu TV Tropes Article|TVTropes]] - The original article, before it was locked and edited.

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Chris-chan Archive of Chris's page on the "new" ED]
*<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan The True and Honest "Chris-chan" article]</s>
*<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]</s>
*[http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet! article (SFW!)]

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[[Category: ED Saga]]

User:Ctahu

2011-04-18T23:50:15Z

Ctahu:

I'm a guy who's native from [[deviantart|deviantART]].

I've been [[troll|trolling]] Chris since mid 2010 and I hope to make some progress in improving the validity of the [[CWCki|CWCki]].

If you really wanna talk to me, contact me [http://ctahu.deviantart.com/ here on deviantART]

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User:Ctahu

2011-04-18T23:48:52Z

Ctahu:

I'm a guy who's native from [[deviantart|deviantART]].

I've been [[troll|trolling]] Chris since mid 2010 and I hope to make some progress in improving validity of the [[CWCki|CWCki]].

If you really wanna talk to me, contact me [http://ctahu.deviantart.com/ here on deviantART]

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2011-04-18T23:48:27Z

Ctahu: Personal thing for my personal page.

Personal thing for my personal page.

User:Ctahu

2011-04-18T23:33:07Z

Ctahu:

User:Ctahu

2011-04-18T23:31:49Z

Ctahu: Created page with "I'm a guy who's native from deviantART. I've been trolling Chris since mid 2010 and I hope to make some progress in improving validity of the CWCki. If you reall..."

I'm a guy who's native from [[deviantart|deviantART]].

I've been trolling Chris since mid 2010 and I hope to make some progress in improving validity of the CWCki.

If you really wanna talk to me, contact me [http://ctahu.deviantart.com/ here on deviantART]
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April 2011

2011-04-18T23:05:54Z

Ctahu: /* Events */

'''April 2011''' has begun with Chris continuing to play [[PS3]] and hiding from [[troll]]s.

==Events==

* 14 April - [[ED|"Encycopedia Dramaka"]] is replaced with Oh Internet. Chris most likely creams himself, thinking that ED has been demolished... until the next day.

* 15 April - [[ED|Encyclopedia Dramatica]] returns when a group of [[troll|trolls]] gets a hold of the old [[ED]] archives... of course [[Chris|Chris's]] page is still present, despite missing some of the original article's pictures.

==Refrences==

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{{Timeline}}
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Encyclopedia Dramatica

2011-04-18T23:05:14Z

Ctahu: Basically, some group of people found an archive of ED and are putting it up and trying to bring is back to the original ED's full power... and yes, the Chris article is still there.

'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (aka '''ED'''), shut down in favor of its successor, a sanitized [[wikipedia:Know Your Meme|Know Your Meme]] [http://ohinternet.com/ clone], was home to the Chris-chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large and made him a popular target for [[trolling]]. A day after being shut down, ED was resurrected by a group of [[trolls|good samaritans]] who found an archived version of ED from a month prior and are now doing their best to rebuild it.

==Chris on ED==

Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos, claiming it is filled with "VICIOUS [[lies|LIES]] AND SLANDER."

After a considerable amount of trolling and bitching and uploading hideous pornographic images, including the disastrous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you Two-Inch Short Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

After the late summer of [[2008]], Chris largely gave up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]], however. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your [[Fail|prawns]] to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page==

[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]

For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. Furthermore, the [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction:

{{quote|MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.| Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008}}

{{quote|I say we just delete it. Along with the archives | Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008}}

{{quote|Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008}}

==1 April 2009==

[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]

On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.|ED, in a rare case of moralfaggotry.}}

Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.

==Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica==

''See also [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''

Chris tried to use ED to muster his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. <ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</s></ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

==Chris and ED==

{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article today<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview</s></ref>}}

For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation (such as Chris attempting to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]), but was cleaned out various times.

Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a general picture of Chris that is less biased than ED (emphasis on "less"), and TV Tropes describes CWCki as being "''more accurate and slightly more SFW''" than ED.<ref>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu</ref>

As for Chris himself, the ED page STILL bothered him. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in December 2009 and updated afterward, is dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it's all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS.

==Oh Internet!==
On 14 April 2011, the original ED changed over to [http://ohinternet.com/ Oh Internet!], a more safe-for-work wiki. Summaries of [http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Chris] and [http://ohinternet.com/Sonichu Sonichu] are available here.

==ED: Resurrected==
[http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page Here's the new ED.]

Needless to say, the article of [[Chris]] is still up, but needs help getting repaired due to pictures from the original article being more lost than [[Chris|Chris's]] view on his own [[gaybian|sexuality]].

But to the people who liked the original article, we suggest you get on over there and help repair this [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulzy]] article. Even if you don't like ED, we still suggest you help out due to Chris [[ego|thinking he may of actually caused the original ED to go down.]]

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==

*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[User:Lime/Sonichu TV Tropes Article|TVTropes]] - The original article, before it was locked and edited.

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]
*<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan The True and Honest "Chris-chan" article]</s>
*<s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]</s>
*[http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet! article (SFW!)]

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[[Category: ED Saga]]