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Talk:Facebook

2012-05-09T20:37:59Z

Cthuluology:

==To Do==
*archive the messages on a separate page ([[Facebook messages]] works)
*maybe make a separate page to mirror Chris's Facebook account (to clarify, his Facebook page as it appeared before it was hacked - --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:20, 2 June 2009 (CEST))
*include his notes (maybe a separate page for that too, actually)

As for this page, maybe just outline the extent Chris used Facebook, highlight some of the stuff with it, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:09, 1 June 2009 (CEST)

To put it bluntly; this page needs more words. Some of the messages are very funny when juxtaposed. He would rather go out with a jailbait 17 year old "party girl" (read:slut) than a empathetic single mom. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 23:44, 1 June 2009 (CEST)
* A general commentary for the current themes that pop up in Chris's [[Facebook messages]] and in his Facebook page and notes are more warranted than commentary for each and every individual e-mail.

I know that the Miyamoto Saga e-mails have a commentary of it but most of it is from Clyde (RIP) who provides a commentary on what he was saying as he lost the original sent e-mails from when he was Miyamoto.

But really, I think just a general commentary is needed and that Chris's messages are far more amusing and should speak for themselves. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:55, 2 June 2009 (CEST)

Whatever you say, hoss. Mind was a little skewed due to rage.

What to do STILL - Go through his statuses. How lonesome is this fuck going to be? evenmore.zip [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:59, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

==Collapsible gallery==

Oh, and can we make the gallery collapsible? I know standard wiki formatting has the gallery at the bottom, but, like you said, they speak for themselves, so a general commentary would be more aesthetically pleasing below it. Gives the reader space to grasp the fucktardedness before adding our POV. Just a suggestion.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 04:51, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

*A collapsible gallery would be great, but can you make one? God help us that none of us can't edit unless it's basic shit like making templates (read: copy and pasting stuff from Wikipedia templates, lol), editing pages, etc. Seriously, we could use collapsible galleries in a lot of pages but no one has gotten around to it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:50, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

* Oh, damn, I assumed you were a senior wikifag. I'll see what I can do, it can't be too difficult, right? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:17, 4 June 2009 (CEST)

* I am a wikifag. See [[Template:Collapsible]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 03:31, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

==Has Chris regained use of this profile, or is it still under troll control?==
I was under the impression he got it back, but it seems not long ago he posted a status that was pretty clearly a troll. I'm mostly an idiot so there's a good chance this was obvious somewhere long ago, but the article doesn't really address what happened to the profile after trolls hijacked it. Is that something that could be included? --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:28, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

== He's still using Facebook ==

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Christian-Weston-Chandler/167832525915

Might wanna update that link.

*LOOKS LEGI- Oh wait. NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 19:53, 27 January 2011 (PST)
Gotta go with Freecell on this one...There is no way in hell this is Chris's facebook...though the going to the bar and bring his DS is something Chris has done before... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:46, 27 January 2011 (PST)

*What about [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000426003596 this one?] --[[User:Morbid Duck|Morbid Duck]] 18:43, 22 April 2011 (PDT)
# "This is my real facebook. I had to make a new one due to all these trolls HARASSING ME AND HACKING MY ACCOUNT"
# Uses an old picture everyone has
# "Proud too say I'm still a virgin :)" group
# Talking about Skyrim without a computer
Not Chris. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 07:17, 23 April 2011 (PDT)

*This just appeared on my "you might know this person" sidebar on Facebook. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 [[User:frozenblwf|Frozenblwf]]

*That one seems pretty legit, Frozenblwf. A pic no one has seen before and the profile is private (so obviously not trying to grab everyone's attention). Good find! --[[User:Elliebytes|Elliebytes]] 16:48, 5 July 2011 (PDT)

*Also, note he is wearing ear rings in both ears. Which means they are recent due to him getting his ears pierced. My money is on this being legit. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:07, 6 July 2011 (PDT)CFA

*Looks like the page has been deleted. [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 03:53, 7 July 2011 (PDT)

*One of the Bobs on facebook is friends with this account, but I'm pretty sure it's not him because the photo is too old. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1801600742 [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 03:15, 13 July 2011 (PDT)

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 will take you to Chris's facebook profile that uses his typical "chrischansonichu@aol.com" email address. This is a profile picture we've never seen (or at least I don't think we have)*NOTE: It says it was added THIS monday, the 23 of January 2012, so yes, he's still using facebook. It will need a screen cap added. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:42, 25 January 2012 (PST)
*There's also a note he's published about what he wants in a girl...it's pretty hilariously chris:
**Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT
-Caring, Sweet, Honest
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better
-NOT A Smoker
-Social Drinker or non-alcoholic
-Upfront
-No STDs
-Carefree/Light-Hearted
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)
-Takative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches
-Brunette or Blonde hair
-B-Cup size minimum
-Clean
-Casual
-Not Crazy or Abusive
-Make-Up Optional
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex
--[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 08:46, 25 January 2012 (PST)
: Doesn't look like Tineye or Google Reverse Image Search are turning up anything, either. Guess it is a new picture. I used to know how to pull someone's full profile picture, but I don't remember anymore. I'll see if I can find it. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 08:47, 25 January 2012 (PST)
::I was so intent on dicking around that I didn't realise that his full profile picture is readily available. Never mind. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 09:04, 25 January 2012 (PST)
: Oh my atheist god, he just doesn't get it. While the picture is arguably an improvement over the old ones, this list is... just... just... it has the Chris-essence condensed and distilled in it. It creeps me out. - [[User:LucidFox|LucidFox]] 09:05, 25 January 2012 (PST)

== Dead link ==

During several automated bot runs the following external link was found to be unavailable. Please check if the link is in fact down and fix or remove it in that case!

* http://www.facebook.com/people/Christian_Weston_Chandler/579729310
** In [[Facebook]] on 2011-09-20 22:38:31, 404 Not Found
** In [[Facebook]] on 2011-09-28 08:04:22, 404 Not Found

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== Closed/Privatized ==

I can no longer find his account under chrischansonichu@aol.com; he has either closed it or listed it to private. He had a 'facebook friend' named Kim Wilson who is still listed though. Should it be mentioned in the article that as of Valentines day Chris no longer had a visible facebook page? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 09:26, 15 February 2012 (PST)

==Recent leaks==

As stated previously by the February 2012 page, some screencaps of Chris Facebook wall have been leaked, can we put it on the article or is it too early (a risk of Chris seeing them and leave the internet)--
ADDENDUM : The file name are Chfb1.png to Chfb4.png (uploaded by a user named Westbound)
[[User:René Duprée|René Duprée]] 13:02, 17 February 2012 (PST)

I doubt anyone would mind you adding them as long as they don't make it on the update right away. [[User:Westbound|Westbound]] 08:53, 23 February 2012 (PST)

== Something Fishy ==

All of the recent posts on FB seem odd
The writing seems forced and the content seems to perfect.

Im wondering if this is the act of trolls. Especially the "going back to fashion square with my sign" posts. it just seems like the work of a troll or Chris trying to be a troll. In light of the severity of the court cases and the fact that christian was on a FB hiatus that was possibly due to his lawyers direction, i am in severe doubt as to the genuineness of the recent posts. I understand that came from the TRUE and HONEST CWC account but it just seems... fishy... [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:26, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
*Canine has confirmed it. Cogs has confirmed it. Anna is friends with the account, and we all know that Anna and the inner circle don't agree with each other. There is no reason to doubt that this account belongs to Chris. Also, Chris's writing has always seemed forced and anything new about him is always unbelievable at first.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 11:34, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
** I don't think slimz was doubting that the account was Chris's, I think slimz was insinuating that these accounts are "100%" Chris. (Either by hack or by assistance) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:05, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
* Chris is probably trying to goad da trollz into a mall confrontation, complete with curse-ye-ha-me-has. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 11:44, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
**I'll admit I think it's all a bit odd but then who knows what is going through Chris's mind at this stage. He seems to be viewing himself as a master troll given the screencaps of the forums and what not. Who knows what he wants. --[[User:Gytrash|Gytrash]] 07:22, 29 April 2012 (PDT)

== "Hynamin"? ==

I believe Chris may be referring to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Hyneman MythBuster Jamie Hyneman] in his most recent note. I have done a quick search of tour information and could not yield anything recent in Virgina. If someone higher on the totem pole could check into this, I think it'd be worth their while. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 20:21, 1 May 2012 (PDT)

*That or he fails at spelling "hymen." [[User:BeefCurtains|BeefCurtains]] 20:47, 2 May 2012 (PDT)
** I bet this is it http://www.vtnews.vt.edu/articles/2012/04/042512-vbi-usasef.html an excerpt
"""The USA Science & Engineering Festival will also feature leading science celebrities like Bill Nye of "Bill Nye the Science Guy." Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage of the "MythBusters" will appear live during the finale expo. Also scheduled to appear are Jeff Lieberman from Discovery Channel’s series "Time Warp" and Apollo Robbins, who is known as the "gentleman thief," from National Geographic’s "Brain Games.""""
[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 09:03, 3 May 2012 (PDT)

== Backpage ==
Backpage is a site like Craigslist that still allows escort advertising. We could probably browse the backpage site for his area and find someone that was/looked half Cherokee (olive skin, dark hair etc) and call them to get the story (if its at all true) virginia.backpage.com i cant do it from work but maybe later today ill look into it [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 04:01, 2 May 2012 (PDT)
* Umm... I see where you're going with this, but I'm pretty sure that there's nary a hooker alive that would name-drop their johns to a stranger. [[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 16:08, 7 May 2012 (PDT)

== Regarding the recent posts ==
Chris-chan seems mighty proud of the fact that he mislead us over a small piece of information, and he stated outright that there are more events that he may or may not be outright lying about. Does this mean we should take all his recent Facebook posts with a grain of salt? Including his claims that he got laid? [[User:The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here|The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here]] 12:09, 3 May 2012 (PDT)
:That's exactly the reason I was arguing that it shouldn't be written in as fact on Da Update. I personally believe that he's telling the truth about it, but stating that anything is fact just because "Chris said so" would be a great way to ruin the integrity of our articles. After the last edit war over this, I'm not going to start another (since I'm busy with exams and don't have time for it), but if you change it, I won't stop you. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 01:47, 4 May 2012 (PDT)
:*AGREED ! ! ! this could be an attempt by chris to change the facts about him online, to troll the trolls or to just create a fantasy world where he is no longer a virgin. It sounds legit but considdering there is a "friend" who "Brought them together" this could be a manipulation tactic by someone else. (a troll using chris to troll the trolls... thats priceless) [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 04:41, 4 May 2012 (PDT)

== Iphone ==

According to the "recent activity" on Chris's facebook...he now can access facebook through his Iphone...which means of course, he has an Iphone. Now does this information need to be posted anywhere in particular? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 00:08, 8 May 2012 (PDT)
:It could also mean he's using an iPod touch or iPad. That just means he's using the app --[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 13:37, 9 May 2012 (PDT)

Chris's room (14 Branchland Court)

2011-11-13T21:03:59Z

Cthuluology:

[[Image:Panorama.jpg|A panoramic view of Chris's room. Welcome to Hell, people, welcome to Hell.|thumb|center|666px]]
[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|There is no escape, YOUNG LADY.|thumb|200px]]

The dragon's lair. [[Chris]] has spent most of his life in '''his room'''. Since being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]], the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]], and the [[The Game Place|''Pokémon'' League]], he leaves his room regularly only for [[church]], [[McDonald's]], [[Chris and money|shopping]] and, more recently, [[Fridays After Five]], with the [[Chris's Big Night Out|odd]] [[6 June 2010|notable]] [[28 October 2011|exception]].

==Overview==
[[Image:Chrischansroom15xt7.jpg|200px|thumb|A rough map of Chris's room.]]
Chris's bedroom is on the second floor of [[14 Branchland Court|his house]], with two windows on the northwest wall and a smaller window (covered by [[The Wall of Originals]]) on the northeast wall. Based on Chris's [[Tour of Christian's House|video tour]] of his house, his cluttered room is still the cleanest room in the house, which may explain why so much of his time is spent there.

Chris's room — like most bedrooms — also sums up many of his awful habits and traits:
* His incredible attachment to material possessions, as evidenced by the massive amounts of clutter.
* His incredible laziness, as evidenced by how much of said clutter is scattered haphazardly on the floor, bed and couch.
* In contrast, the careful and orderly arrangement of his [[video games]], [[DVD]]s, [[trading cards]], posters, and [[toys]] shows how they rank on his list of priorities against things like [[Wendy's|work]], [[education]], [[gal-pals|human]] [[Sweetheart|relationships]], or [[Autism|personal development]].
* The [[Megan Shrine]], the definite and unquestionable proof of Chris's obsession with the only person that has ever been friendly to him, whom he cruelly drove away.
* The prevalence of [[Pokémon]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], and other franchises aimed at kids — people of the same mental and emotional age as Chris.
* The majority of his possessions are toys or video games — objects which [[Autism|perform predictably]] [[Chris_and_his_Ego#Materialism|within his absolute control]].
* He also shows extreme hoarding behavior that is commonly found in [[barb|the elderly]], [[Abusive babysitter|formerly abused children]] and the [[autistic]].
* The stench, not visible on video or photograph, can still be inferred from the many accounts of sweat, feces and rotten food left around. Not to mention his revealing statement to [[Ivy]] that one Glade air freshener was not enough for his room.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>
* Finally, Chris retreats to his room whenever he feels the slightest bit of [[stress]], refuses to discard his detritus, and sees it as the gateway to his fantasy world of [[CWCville]]; it is safe to assume the toys which he claims to play with for two to three hours a day,<ref>[[Mailbag_25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day|Mailbag #25]]</ref> are like a physical extension of his own imaginary world that provide a sense of safety and comfort.

In [[February 2009]], [[Clyde Cash]] forced Chris to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|clean up his room a bit]].

Besides Chris, only two other people have been seen venturing into the cesspool he calls his room: [[Bob Chandler]], as exposed in a [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|leaked video]]; and an [[Magical Man|unnamed individual]] appearing in the [[Magical Man Potion]] video. One animal, [[Kitty Chandler]], was shown in Chris's room in [[20 December 2009|another video]].

==Images from the Pits of Hell==
These images are arranged beginning at the northeastern wall of the room, going counter-clockwise. Not included here are photographs of the southeastern wall and east corner.

==Recent Changes==
* The [[Tomgirl Pictures]], released on 29 [[April 2011]], seem to indicate that the Wall of Originals is either temporarily removed or gone.

<center>
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Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 1.jpg|[[April 2000]], as Chris was moving back in from [[Richmond]].
Image:0821-EP12-5P6-5.jpg|Northeastern wall, near the north corner. [[The Wall of Originals|A sheet of his homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] is here. It was previously believed that this covered a window, but the new [[Tomgirl Pictures]] have shown that this is not the case.
Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|North corner
Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|Northwestern wall near the north corner. The air conditioner on the left here can be seen in the upper left corner of the front of his house.
Image:0824-EP12-5P6-9.jpg|Northwestern wall near the west corner.
Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg|West corner. The bookshelf on the right is the [[Megan shrine]].
Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|Southwestern wall. The closet doors are behind the shelves of video games. It's not clear how Chris can access the contents of the closet, assuming he ever does.
Image:0827-EP12-5P6-6.jpg|South corner. The door leads out of the room into the hallway. The [[Attraction Sign]] can be seen hanging on the back of the door. In [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], the portal leading to CWCville appears where the ''Dance Dance Revolution'' mat is hanging. To add the finishing touch of [[fail]], there is a ''Bubsy'' game on the shelf.
Image:ECP 00090.jpg|Great view of the Wall of Originals.
Image:ECP 00084.jpg|Three bookshelves full of games.
Image:100 0836.JPG|Close-ups of the Desk of Fail.
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==See also==
* [[14 Branchland Court]]
* [[Megan Shrine]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
==References==
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{{Places}}

[[Category:Chris's house]]

Talk:Homos

2011-06-25T21:33:45Z

Cthuluology:

==To do==
*All of Chris's quotes asserting his heterosexuality
*Picture of Chris in his mom's underwear
*His comments against homos

==Expand to include Lesbians?==
This could be the topic of a separate article, but how would you people feel about including lesbians into this one? It's an interesting evolution of Chris's ideas. Originally, Chris was perfectly fine with lesbians, as he'd only have male homosexuals jailed and programmed whiled lesbians would be safe. Obviously, the reason why Chris likes lesbians is because they don't make him question his sexuality. I forget what exactly prompted it but I think maybe it was all the comments from trolls about how he's a hypocrite that he decided to start hating lesbians as well, as first seen in the "Boyfriend" music video.

I think this would be a good topic that should be discussed somewhere here on the CWCki, but should we include it into the homos article or should we delve into it in a separate article? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:45, 26 November 2009 (CET)
* Its more believable that he was rejected by a woman claiming truthfully or not that she was a lesbian and he suddenly realized that lesbian does not equal bisexual lesbian equal lesbian. [[User:Communist|Communist]]
** Anna McLerran made a blog post (I'm trying to dig up the link) about the difficulties of being a Mormon lesbian. So she wasn't kidding when she blew Chris off by telling him she only liked girls -- not that she or any other woman would let CWC touch her anyway. [[User:Smokedaddy|Smokedaddy]] 14:54, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

==Sex Toys thing==

Good so far, but I edited the thing about the anal beads. I've actually ordered from AdamAndEve.com before and they generally give you a choice of a toy or a DVD. Furthermore, the toy is usually based on what you order - order a fake pussy or something like that, and you'll get something like a fake cocksucker. Order something phallic and you'll get something phallic as a free gift (i.e. order a dildo, you'll get anal beads). It's been a while since I last ordered form them (pro tip: Amazon is actually cheaper) but I do believe you can opt out. I do believe that one of Chris's dildo (not his vibrator) he actually BOUGHT because (and I'm paraphrasing his own word) it was only like $1.99 or something like that. The moar you know. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:36, 14 March 2009 (CET)

: Whoa whoa whoa, back up. Chris has a dildo AND a vibrtator? --[[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] 19:39, 15 March 2009 (CET)
: Hes the kind of retard to not realize they do the same thing when ones turned off. [[User:Communist|Communist]]

==Asexuality==

Me and a friend (who both enjoy this wiki very much) were talking about CWC recently, and we personally think he's asexual, but trying to put up a heterosexual facade because Grown Ups Have Sex; so I added a little bit about that possibility. [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 21:21, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

* The asexuality section is great. I really believe Chris is obsessed with getting laid not out of any perversion or actual sexual desire, but because it's what he believes adulthood is about. And to be honest, sexuality is a big part of being an adult, unfortunately Chris is ignoring things like interpersonal relationships, financial responsibility, work, every single other thing. tl;dr: Chris isn't a pervert or homophobe, he's just retarded.

* Alright, it seems that this article is the wrong page for the asexuality bit and that the Chris and Sex page would be a better fit for it, so I'm going to put it over there, then. [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 08:51, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

*"''tl;dr: Chris isn't a pervert or homophobe, he's just retarded.''" Haha, what? Because drawing furfag porn,drinking his [[navy]],the infamous"''I don't know child, what with the dumb laws.''"quote regarding the fact an apparently [[Zapina|14 year old character]] couldn't be in a pornographic film, the also infamous "''I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. you know, like Lassie.''"quote and other things aren't signs of serious perversion at all? tl;dr being a furfag,drinking his semen,showing signs of pedophilia, and possibly accepting bestiality remove any weight the "''he's just retarded''" argument has. Even if the semen drinking, and bestiality answer could be passed off as doing things to get [[china]], it would remain that Chris became a furfag and [[pedofork]] on his own will. Oh,and I'd like to see any proof he really isn't a homophobe seeing as he fits the dictionary definition to a T.--[[User:Ror|Ror]] 05:58, 27 September 2009 (CEST)

*I consider several things, now that's it brought up. From the Chris and Sex page "then hoists himself with his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form". Also the fact that he seems to have little care for actual humans, but feel care for his hedgehogs and his dead dog. and the bestiality bits. I think Chris is Asexual to humans, or things he sees as human. He isn't a furfag, because he isn't a furry, and he ain't a furry because he's said "screw that" to anthropomorphized animals, and seems to just like (and "like") non-human animals (because like his dog, his sonichus and such like him for how he is, and don't have stupid human ideas like bathing)[[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 05:21, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

== Revelation? ==

I happened to glance at CWCikipedia's article on[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Dating_Education Dating Education], and I noticed something.

"It is a fact that individuals who were unable to find their opposite-gender Sweetheart or crushes and get lucky before adulthood are likely tempted to turn homo"

Apparently not getting Hanky Panky during teenaged years leads to temptations of being a homo. CWC Science Proven Fact! Anyway, would this be notable enough to put in either this article or Chris and sex, or just forget about it?--[[User:WEsKar|WEsKar]] 20:27, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

: I slipped it into the "Fear of..." section already, but it bears further expansion. This is quite the psycho-sexual revelation on Chris's part. [[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 20:51, 6 August 2009 (CEST)

== "Christopher" (I guess?) faved [http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/img/1251873110513.jpg this] ==

Christopher also does [http://krapplekomputerkompany.com/cwc/img/1252025256932.jpg a lot] of other shit like that right now. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 18:32, 4 September 2009 (CEST)

==Mother's Underwear==
Does anyone know when and why he posted that picture?[[User:Skwrr|Skwrr]] 21:52, 13 October 2009 (CEST)

The picture of Chris in his mom's underwear is an older picture from '07-'08. Why he put it on and uploaded it? 1. You'll have to see the [[sports bra]] article. 2. What can we expect from someone who bows like a girl, penetrates like a girl, and collects my little ponies? 3. A troll made him do it.

--[[User:Scarletdragon|Scarletdragon]] 04:07, 15 October 2009

*It's from September 2008. Lordsillynipples posed as Blanca and "Blanca" told Chris he would leave him if he didn't wear his mother's underwear, hence why he's not wearing a shit eating grin. I swore there was an article on just those pictures but I forget what it was called. I swore that this was something Chris did before on his own (try on his mother's underwear) but apparently, I was mistaken. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:39, 15 October 2009 (CEST)

==Home Gene==
I was reading mailbag on the CWCipedia, and one 'fan' posed a question that Chris gave a rather interesting answer to. They asked how Chris was going to rehabilitate the homos after the Dating ED episode in the comic, and Chris explained how he ends up out of the time void a year after the present where scientists have isolated the genes for homo and heterosexuality. He offers his straight blood in order to create a vaccine for gayness, and will take it back to his time period. --[[User:Rye|Rye]] 6:18, 19 November 2009
** If he knew anything about how vaccines are made he would realize that you cant cure genes. that and we know what the gay gene is its the same gene that causes extreme fertility among women.

=="Chris on his alleged homosexuality" needs updating==
I am 99% positive Chris has said something denying he's a homosexual since the most recent quote on the list. We need to update it with other ones (make sure they're some variant of the existing ones, that is Chris denying he's gay and that he's STRAIGHT). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:18, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==Heather Iglesias==
"Curiously, Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of Sonichu and Rosechu (that is, the fictional actors who portray them, and not the doubly-fictional characters themselves, if you want to add another layer of crazy to the parfait of suck that is the Sonichu series) are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]]..."

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean; I don't remember Chris ever saying that Sonichu and Rosechu are actors. If I'm wrong, feel free to add back with a source. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 03:41, 9 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris hates lesbians now ==

Chris dislikes the lesbians just like the homos. He said this answering a question in a recent Mailbag. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 12:02, 21 December 2009 (CET)

Srsly guys. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 10:15, 26 December 2009 (CET)

Also is there any "update needed" tag on CWCki? --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 10:16, 26 December 2009 (CET)

...also I guess I'm starting to take all this too seriously. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 10:17, 26 December 2009 (CET)
*I'm gonna make a separate article about lesbians sometime soon, titled [[Dykes Dykes China|Dykes]], since lesbians and male homosexuals don't mean exactly the same to Chris. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:33, 26 December 2009 (CET)
*An update needed tag would be handy, good thinking Sonijew. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:10, 31 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris needs to realize this. ==

Lets just say Chris finally learns to accept himself for who he is (Gay, bisexual at LEAST), ALOT of trolls would stop, because most, if not all of the trolls arent homophobic. Chris really brought this upon himself, its a classic example of a "Victim Complex". ITs kinda like how CHRIS is the one who posted the picture of sonichu on 4chan, yet he blames the site.
-[[User:CJB8895|Cody]] 12:08 AM
:I have never seen proof that Chris himself posted the picture of Sonichu on 4chan. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 03:49, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
:A better comparison would be how he uploaded [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] to [[ED]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 04:21, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

== TARD LOGIC ==

Doesn't Chris realize that turning all the homos straight would decrease his risk of finding a boyfriend-free girl?
I mean if he truly wanted to have a BFG he would want all jerks to be homos--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:20, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
:I think that's been pointed out to him before in the Mailbag and he essentially blew that person off. Chris might be aware of this but he just doesn't seem to care (like so many other things). --[[User:GotAFish|GotAFish]] 08:54, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

==Phobia==
I'd just like to point out that phobia isn't a fear of X, it's an irrational fear of X. So is it okay to change the line "he is literally afraid of homosexuality..." into "he is literally , and irrationally, afraid of homosexuality..." or would this just be too silly/too much?[[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 05:10, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

== Five possibilities ==

Who the fuck's bright idea was that? God damn, I let people do their own thing and I find people add shit like that. Why the hell is this there, someone tell me? You've enumerated the possibilities for ANYONE - it's pointless to point out that someone is either A or not A, if someone's A, of course he's not going to be not A. God damn.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:49, 11 October 2010 (PDT)
*In other words, this section either needs to be eliminated or possibilities narrowed down to possibilities grounded on evidence and not just every possible sexuality Chris could be in actuality.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:50, 11 October 2010 (PDT)
:INVISIBLE HAND, CHAMPTHOM! INVISIBLE HAND! [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 12:36, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

==Another inconsistency==

Not that this article needs further evidence of Chris's irrational prejudice and idiocy, but, as observed [[Mailbag 5|elsewhere]], when giving advice for a pregnant woman, he said, "...NEVER EVER let your wife drink, smoke or be physically abused or hurt while she is pregnant. IF ANYTHING, such actions CAN PROVOKE homosexuality in the child," acknowledging that homosexuality is not a matter of choice.--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 13:29, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

==Chris and Pegging==
Would it be appropriate to include Chris's opinion on pegging (From the Dec 27 2008 IRC Chat) anywhere in the article or would it be too superfluous?--[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 14:33, 25 June 2011 (PDT)

Talk:The Adventures of The American Rabbit

2011-06-10T04:34:12Z

Cthuluology:

What is the source of The American Rabbit being his favorite movie as a child? It was on the old wiki but it was never sourced. Don't get me wrong, if it was it'd explain a lot but I'd just like to know the source. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:40, 24 March 2009 (CET)
* it was on the front page of chris's website. he said something about sonic being his new hero, after the american rabbit. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 23:42, 24 March 2009 (CET)

==To do==
*cite some reviews about how bad it is.
*cite the flaws of the movie and it's influence on Chris. Really, this movie is full of HUGE plot holes, ridiculous plots, and so forth. For istance the bad guys, who are some gang of wolves, help some mysterious figure conquer the world by...conquering the world's chocolate supplies. For some reason, the entire world chocolate supply is controlled by one moose, who also drives the truck. Wait, what? And some creepy pedo stalks the American rabbit until he becomes a young man, who says he must "do good" as the American Rabbit. Also, like when Ping (a gorilla voiced by Garfield - really, same voice) is kidnapped and they find an empty hypodermic needle, they're just like "Oh, we need to get going." Wait, your friend is missing, you find their scarf and an empty hypodermic needle and they're like "Oh well, let's go!" The reviews really point out the plot points.
 
It's a decent movie, but it is really bad plot holes and the like. Also, furfaggotry. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:50, 25 March 2009 (CET)

Is the subplot of the main characters going on a tour to raise money for a bar a possible inspiration for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]?--[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 21:34, 9 June 2011 (PDT)
== American rabbit shadowing sonic the hedgehog as a hero? ==

I don't think so, I think chris meant to say that sonic became his hero, but that the am rabbit was his hero before then. (it wouldn't really be logical, sonichu would probably have been called the american rabbichu then, and it would be a star sprangled electric rabbit pokemon or so. whatever. i need a drink.) [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 21:45, 22 May 2009 (CEST)
* ''sonichu would probably have been called the american rabbichu then, and it would be a star sprangled electric rabbit pokemon or so.'' Now I'm gonna have nightmares D: --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:05, 23 December 2009 (CET)

File talk:RainbowChrisBeforeAfter.jpg

2011-06-07T19:56:20Z

Cthuluology:

Ha, his art is getting worse.--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 02:52, 3 December 2009 (CET)

Not really, at least both arms are the same thickness throughout, and his legs are actually connected to his pelvis--[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 12:55, 7 June 2011 (PDT)

File talk:RainbowChrisBeforeAfter.jpg

2011-06-07T19:55:46Z

Cthuluology:

Ha, his art is getting worse.--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 02:52, 3 December 2009 (CET)
Not really, at least both arms are the same thickness throughout, and his legs are actually connected to his pelvis--[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 12:55, 7 June 2011 (PDT)

File talk:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG

2011-06-04T21:31:30Z

Cthuluology:

I think maybe this warrants its own article. I mean, there's been so much controversy over this image and it's like Chris's masterwork, except it captures everything wrong with Chris - his lack of art skills, his unfamiliarity with the female anatomy, the fact he was creepy as fuck to Megan, his misogyny (it looks like Chris started from the vagina, went to breasts, and is like "Oh, I need a face"), the fact he thought uploading this to ED would help him... I can go on.

Normally I wouldn't consider making an article about an individual piece of work Chris has made but this one is rather exceptional if you think about it. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:43, 10 June 2009 (CEST)
* yeah, there's just so much to this picture, it deserves its own page. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 02:50, 10 June 2009 (CEST)

* Sure thing, Daddy. This isn't just some scrapbook image, uploading it had a major impact on his life, and the repercussions are still being felt to this day. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:50, 10 June 2009 (CEST)

Aw, Megan's va-jay-jay has a little Hitler mustache. That's cute. [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 03:07, 10 June 2009 (CEST)

The thumbs up he's giving makes me crack up everytime.--[[User:ZenRgy|ZenRgy]] 05:03, 10 June 2009 (CEST)

Personally, I'm fond of the speed lines. Looks dangerous to me; I wouldn't let that shit near my vajingo. - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 12:47, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

I would just like to point out that from the looks of it, Megan's thumbs are on the wrong side of the hands, almost like Chris did the pose himself and drew what he saw --[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 14:31, 4 June 2011 (PDT)

File talk:Dirty Crapped Bed.jpg

2011-06-04T19:14:08Z

Cthuluology: Created page with "Please tell me that it's not just me, but the person next to Chris really does look like a guy --~~~~"

Please tell me that it's not just me, but the person next to Chris really does look like a guy --[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 12:14, 4 June 2011 (PDT)

SingStar Challenge Round 2

2011-06-03T20:31:54Z

Cthuluology: /* CChanSonichuCWC's Entry */

The '''second round''' of the [[SingStar Challenge]] saw [[IBAChandler]]'s version of "[[Wikipedia:Don't Say You Love Me (M2M song)|Don't Say You Love Me]]" by [[Wikipedia:M2M (band)|M2M]] go up against [[CChanSonichuCWC]]'s cover of "[[Wikipedia:The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]" by [[Wikipedia:Will Smith|Will Smith]].

==IBAChandler's Entry==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "Don't Say You Love Me"
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ptSRd8Wfcu0}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 2 August 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| Shirt = {{ParappaShirt}} PaRappa
| previous = [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#I PRESSED PLAY|I PRESSED PLAY]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#IBAChandler's Entry|"Autumn Goodbye"]]
}}
IBAChandler uploaded his second video on 1 August, not long after CChanSonichuCWC. IBAChandler performed "[[Wikipedia:Don't Say You Love Me (M2M song)|Don't Say You Love Me]]", a one-hit-wonder song featured in the first [[Pokémon]] film soundtrack and [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]. It was originally performed by [[Wikipedia:M2M (band)|M2M]], a Norwegian female pop duo. At the end of the video, IBAChandler taunts the real one.

Ironically, IBAChandler is singing a song about how you really can't love someone when you barely know them, which is ironic given that he's quick to declare his [[Love Quest]] over when a service employee asks [[Caitlin|"May I help you?]]"

===Transcript===
I gotta believe! Leave it to Um Jammer Lammy! No, not this track. Here's a classic from M2M and the Pokémon world.

[''sings possibly the least self-aware song that exists for Chris'']

It is also track 2 on my [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|Favorite Hits]]. [''shows case to his mix CD''] Ta da! Your turn, impasta! I believe, you fail!

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

==CChanSonichuCWC's Entry==
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fSX8JCO9uPs}}
| Stardate = 2 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SingStar Challenge Round 1#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|C.W.C. SingStar Challenge #1: You're Pitiful Weird Al Yankovic]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry| TRUE C.W.C SingStar Challenge #3 Song: Heaven, Bryan Adams ]]
}}
CChanSonichuCWC's second entry is the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, by Will Smith.

Almost immediately after this video was uploaded, Chris angrily accused CChanSonichuCWC of breaking the rules with this cryptic statement:

: "I SAID REAL SONGS; YOU ARE AD-LIBBING; YOU ARE SOO DISQUALIFIED! Stay Tuned..."<ref>[[:Image:Fake_chris_is_butthurt.png]]</ref>

Chris is obviously unaware of the genre known as "rap music", the ''actual'' meaning of "ad libitum" (as in "improvisation" or "at the performer's discretion"), and also the minor detail that one doesn't "get tuned" on web pages. The TRUE CWC responded:

: "WRONG! I am NOT "AD-LIBBING," as it is Only the Title Which is DIFFERENT as a RANDOM-ACCESS HUMOR JOKE. The SONG is REAL." <ref>[[:Image:Real_chris_tells_it_like_it_is.png]]</ref>

===Transcript===
[''angry look at camera''] Hello there, IMPOSTOR. [''dramatic glasses removal''] Yeah. Yeah, I see- I s- I s- I seen your, uh, your latest video. Mmm. And guess what? It's- it wasn't even on my, uh, my video- it was ne- that song was NEVER on my playlist. Looks like YOU'RE the impostor. Mmm.

[''puts on a white [[Sonichu]] cap''] So, uh... guess- looks, uh... get started with this song. For y'all.

[''video cut''] [''performs "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" without missing a beat, in a performance worthy of a record deal'']

YOUR TURN.

==Sauces==
<references />

{{succession|label=[[Liquid Chris|CWCivil War!]]|prevlink=[[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009]]|nextlink=[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]|}}
{{SingStarChallenge}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:SingStar Challenge]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-02]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-08-02]]

Talk:Tomgirl Pictures

2011-06-02T00:35:47Z

Cthuluology: /* Chris's Parents */ new section

{{Template:Not A Forum}}

In case anyone's wondering, the images are called "TG#" because TomGirl. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

Note that both ears are pierced, not just the gay ear (see: cucumbers on eyes pic). Also, that's his real hair and the images aren't censored; he's wearing a g-string. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:54, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: Are they really pierced or are they those clip on/magnet ones?? Is there anyway we can tell?? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:04, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:: They're real. Trust me. If they were clip ons, there would be more of an indent. I'm also pretty sure that clip ons are bigger. The ones I had as a kid certainly were, and I was pretty into those things. [[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 20:08, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::: That would make sense...I bet the ring/hoop ones are fake though, there's no hole for them in other pictures (unless he got them later). And why are they so oddly placed?? They aren't on the lobe like they should be...unless they've changed where they put them now (I got mine when I was 7). Or...could he have done them himself??? --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:::: They are real. Also, I'm not aware of any way to have a stud clip-on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 20:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
*At this point, he's gotta be fucking with us. He wants to gross us out, so we don't bother him. --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 20:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: You think he pierced his ears to get us to leave him alone? [[User:PeachyKeen|PeachyKeen]] 20:20, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

He's using a real camara to take his picture in some of these, that's unusual. I wonder what the poor guy who had to develop them was thinking. O_o [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 20:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

The saddest thing about all this is that this didn't even suprise me in the slightest, I wasn't even mildly shocked to see Chris in drag, or even with a sock on his flacid manhood. --[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 21:31, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
: many are saying it isn't a sock...it's a g-string. You can't see the strings holding it up because of his gut roll over but when he does the picture of his butt, you can see the black thong part in the crack.....if you REALLY want to look that is. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:35, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

INFO, somebody has it. Where are the pictures from? Did he upload them somewhere? Or is it old stuff made public by trolls? --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:05, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:It's all recent and Clyde got it by hacking Chris' PSN. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 22:09, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::Excellent, this, coupled with the PSN being down, is probably the best chance we'll get at him returning. --[[User:Cuprite|Cuprite]] 22:13, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
::PSN has been offline for a week all because of these photos, spread the word [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 22:15, 28 April 2011 (PDT)
:::In the meantime, someone try to find an appropreate picture of King Hippo from the Captain N cartoon; he also crossdresses, and he's also a fat, useless, discolored retard.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 22:17, 28 April 2011 (PDT)

== Disturbing revelation ==

*[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG19.jpg This pic] raises several disturbing things. First off, If you look in the background, you see the journey's sign. Why does this matter you ask?
[http://www.simon.com/mall/MallDirectoryPrint.aspx?id=117 Fashion Square Mall Directory]
Journey's in the section labeled G on the map. Right near exact center of the mall, meaning he walked around like that near small children. It also explains where he might have picked up everything, for the women's Belk is right around the corner. The disturbing part is he walked around the mall a hop skip and a jump from where I work! And before you ask, no I didn't see him drag. Side note, he is wearing his ring again, see [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG5.jpg this pic]. Also, there is a piercing pagoda in the mall. In summation, he got pierced, did up and bought his tranny clothes all in the mall most likely. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
: Is [http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:TG3.jpg this sign] somewhere in the mall? Is this part of some sort of cross-dressing awareness event, and is Chris just taking part? [[User:Turnabout|Turnabout]] 22:32, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
**It looks like the chalkboard Chris drew on in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]], which is in Charlottesville. That doesn't look like Chris's handwriting, so I think it's safe to assume he has a new, masculine gal-pal. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 10:25, 30 April 2011 (PDT)
*That chalkboard is the free speech wall on the downtown mall. You know where he did the sonichu dash vid? Same location. It's at the end down near the post office and right near a merry go round. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:20, 2 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
*Maybe something worth adding, additional horror: "Basically this is what Crystal would look like."--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 12:57, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

Is the chalkboard Jefferson quote Chris' handwriting? If it is, think we should pothole something about how his political views have so radically changed since his congressional address? By the way, who did the Silence of the Sonichus comic? Give him my praise. [[User:GrotchManchowder|GrotchManchowder]]
*probably not. It's the freespeech wall. Plus, given Chris's shitty handwriting, I doubt it.[[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:56, 7 May 2011 (PDT)CFA

== Sandals ==

A rather minor point I'm sure, but as someone who has worked in a shoe store, is it worth pointing out that those sandals are clearly too small for Chris? Possible as a caption under the thumbnail? [[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 09:41, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
:Chris is a cheap bastard who gets almost all his clothes (in fact, pretty much anything but his video game crap) second-hand; I don't think he's ever been very concerned with picking stuff that actually suits him (though whether this stuff "suits" Chris probably depends on the definition you're working with). As long as it goes on his ever-widening frame without garotting him, he's happy. Of course, maybe you can work a mention of it into the "Chris and Fashion" article... [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 10:48, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
:: Yeah i figured, but that looks almost painful how small those are on him [[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 14:37, 3 May 2011 (PDT)
::: Living Chris's life also looks pretty painful. He's too dense to notice either. [[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 15:08, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== So that surprise... ==

Do we still need that "So you know that surprise" picture on this page? I understand why it was there when this page was started but I'm not sure if it should stay. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:13, 5 May 2011 (PDT)
:My opinion counts for nothing, given my n00b status, but I'd say keep it. Adds some drama. --[[User:Redcynic|Redcynic]] 22:19, 5 May 2011 (PDT)
:When I uploaded the images, I wasn't really thinking and assumed that it was part of what had been found from Chris. I think that, as with all images of this sort, if there's a better version or a better image can be made that conveys a similar "message", it should be replaced. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:35, 6 May 2011 (PDT)
*I think for the sake of completeness, it should stay. Obviously the uploader of the images added this for a reason, perhaps to set the mood, and the uploader's artistic intent in presenting these images should be preserved.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:51, 6 May 2011 (PDT)

==Reversed images==

If you use the DSi's front camera that is in between the two screens, the picture will end up reversed like in Chris's pictures. I would upload a picture or something to show it, but I can't find my sd card -_-

Aside from that, I thought Chris had a camera?? I dunno why he'd stick to his DSi, unless he was planning on sticking around at the mall to use his old attraction techniques. Unlikely.

Probably. [[User:Brown kitty|Brown kitty]] 15:53, 6 May 2011 (PDT)
*Because Chris is a lazy fucker. Why bring a camera when he just use his always on hand DSI? Same reason he uses the PSEYE instead of a proper webcam. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:59, 7 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
*Okay, isn't that whole paragraph about the camera images being flipped a little spergtacular? I mean, so fluffin what if the pics are flipped. [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 01:01, 20 May 2011 (PDT)
::No [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:40, 20 May 2011 (PDT)
::*Like the ancient Hawaiians use to say "Aspergium is what run wikis!"--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 20 May 2011 (PDT)

== Tank top ==

Chris's tank top appears to be [http://www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/juniors/tops/tankscamis/PRD~751436/SO+Striped+Ribbed+Tank.jsp from Kohl's], the color he got is currently sold out so here's [http://resources.shopstyle.com/sim/bf/ab/bfabbd0c07bb40895e30c6cc1acd2f1d/kohls-tanks-so-striped-ribbed-tank.jpg another pic of it], although the colors don't line up the same, maybe it's different in the size he wears. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 23:57, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Puke Pic ==

Is the puke pic really necessary? Some of us find that worse than looking at Chris. [[User:Ewwww|Ewwww]] 13:13, 11 May 2011 (PDT)
*I agree it should be removed ----[[User:Observer|Observer]] 06:42, 12 May 2011 (PDT)
*In the future, just do it guys. If someone genuinely believes the article is better off with such a pic, they'll put it back. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:00, 12 May 2011 (PDT)

==Jefferson quote==
Should we point out the Jefferson quote? It seems to imply that Chris wrote the quote, when (in at least my earnest opinion) it just happened to be on the chalkboard above what Chris wrote (I believe we've established before that this some sort of communal chalkboard that anyone can write on).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:00, 12 May 2011 (PDT)
*I say no, as for the chalkboard, [http://www.readthehook.com/71925/free-speech-wall-national-award Local paper article on the wall]. The jefferson quote is not not surprising, if memory serves, there is a big stone placard right near the wall with that same quote.[[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 12 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
** I think it should be pointed out, but pointed out as not by Chris in order to avoid people thinking it relates in any way, shape, or form to Chris. [[User:SilentThunder|SilentThunder]] 15:11, 17 May 2011 (PDT)

== Just a clarification ==

As this effects the quality of the article, I will post it here where hopefully people from /cwc/ will see me. I know the people involved in these images. Chris was not coached into making these. Someone said to Chris "You should get in touch with your feminine side!" and he ran wild with it. Tito's explanation is absolutely true. Guys, I don't lie when it comes to the CWCki and Chris and if there's something that I cannot say, I either don't say it at all or I hint at it.

In regards to the article, perhaps we should cite Tito's comment in the explanation, you know something like "According to SurfShackTito" so people can take that however they will and link it to that comment as the reference, though copy and paste the text in the event the link goes down or whatever. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:18, 21 May 2011 (PDT)
*You know how cool it would be to refer to yourself as a Citation? "Oh Yeah? Well, Chris is a Colossal Faggot". Citation: Me! Also yeah that idea should suffice.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:35, 22 May 2011 (PDT)
:Well, I'm new around here (as a user, that is), but I do know you'd better be absolutely certain about this. Still, I suppose it does sound at least plausible - taking something to its literalistic is supposed to be a relatively common feature of autism, and it's hardly the first time Chris has done it. So, the explanation is that Chris drastically overdid somone's advice to 'get in touch with his feminine side', then? If nobody has any objections, then I guess I'll find a place to work that in...[[User:BlueYonder|BlueYonder]] 13:21, 21 May 2011 (PDT)
*Yes but as mentioned on /cwc/, there is no way in hell Chris did that good of a job on the make up by himself. So he had help in that regard at least, be it his mother or some poor store employee. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:25, 22 May 2011 (PDT)CFA
*Chris likely went to the mall to get all this done.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 19:35, 22 May 2011 (PDT)
:Well, there is a Salon right near the ice cream stand down near belk. Those poor stylists.[[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:14, 25 May 2011 (PDT)CFA

== Chris's Parents ==

Does anyone know if these have been mailed to the Chandler household? I. myself, am curious as to how they would react. It might also prove Bob's current health condition --[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 17:35, 1 June 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Nudes

2011-05-25T04:02:02Z

Cthuluology:

To do:

* Upload all teh nudes. (I might actually do this myself, someday when I'm sober [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 21:15, 18 March 2009 (CET))
**someone is one step ahead of you. Someone needs to get a collapsible gallery going on though. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:35, 19 March 2009 (CET)
* Maybe add a date when they were acquired? [[User:Pikanic2|Pikanic2]] 11:08, 15 November 2009 (CET)
:*Good thinking, we need to do this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

== the hell is wrong with his dick ==

why is it bent in such a freakish manner?

No idea. The easy explanation is Peyronie's disease(Check Google Images). My preferred belief is that Chris's odd form of masturbating(he stuck a washcloth under his mattress and fucked it) broke his cock, but that conflicts with his "it's been that way" excuse.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:59, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Is it even possible to break your cock? I'm putting my money on Peyronie's. --EtonpilfAnetah

* Yes. Really. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 14:29, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Painful ==

fuck I had to create an account to say this (even though it's fucking unimportant)

but looking at his broken penis is like watching someone get hit or injured in the dick and then feeling the pain. IT'S PAINFUL TO LOOK AT A DISASTER LIKE THAT

I'm happy I looked at it though because it makes me appreciate my micropenis [[User:Ice Sandwich Tacos|Ice Sandwich Tacos]] 01:47, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:Thank you for bringing to our attention the fact that Chris has a deformed penis! [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 17:14, 29 December 2010 (PST)

== Why is he hairless? ==
Is he just naturally bald down there or did he shave for these pictures? --[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 23:28, 23 May 2011 (PDT)
*He probably shaved. And we all know[[That Goatee WILL Grow Back| how Chris shaves]].--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:21, 24 May 2011 (PDT)
*I believe there's a Megan e-mail where Megan says she likes hairless guys, perhaps this can be mentioned here? Also you can tell there's stubble. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:23, 24 May 2011 (PDT)
:*<s>sorry, but i'd rather not analyze the pixels for stubble.</s> Yrs, there is hair in all of the pictures, as near as I can tell. But yes, a link to the Megan Email would be appreciated --[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 21:00, 24 May 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Nudes

2011-05-25T04:00:10Z

Cthuluology:

To do:

* Upload all teh nudes. (I might actually do this myself, someday when I'm sober [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 21:15, 18 March 2009 (CET))
**someone is one step ahead of you. Someone needs to get a collapsible gallery going on though. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:35, 19 March 2009 (CET)
* Maybe add a date when they were acquired? [[User:Pikanic2|Pikanic2]] 11:08, 15 November 2009 (CET)
:*Good thinking, we need to do this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

== the hell is wrong with his dick ==

why is it bent in such a freakish manner?

No idea. The easy explanation is Peyronie's disease(Check Google Images). My preferred belief is that Chris's odd form of masturbating(he stuck a washcloth under his mattress and fucked it) broke his cock, but that conflicts with his "it's been that way" excuse.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:59, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

Is it even possible to break your cock? I'm putting my money on Peyronie's. --EtonpilfAnetah

* Yes. Really. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 14:29, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== Painful ==

fuck I had to create an account to say this (even though it's fucking unimportant)

but looking at his broken penis is like watching someone get hit or injured in the dick and then feeling the pain. IT'S PAINFUL TO LOOK AT A DISASTER LIKE THAT

I'm happy I looked at it though because it makes me appreciate my micropenis [[User:Ice Sandwich Tacos|Ice Sandwich Tacos]] 01:47, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:Thank you for bringing to our attention the fact that Chris has a deformed penis! [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 17:14, 29 December 2010 (PST)

== Why is he hairless? ==
Is he just naturally bald down there or did he shave for these pictures? --[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 23:28, 23 May 2011 (PDT)
*He probably shaved. And we all know[[That Goatee WILL Grow Back| how Chris shaves]].--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:21, 24 May 2011 (PDT)
*I believe there's a Megan e-mail where Megan says she likes hairless guys, perhaps this can be mentioned here? Also you can tell there's stubble. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:23, 24 May 2011 (PDT)
:*sorry, but i'd rather not analyze the pixels for stubble. But yes, a link to the Megan Email would be appreciated --[[User:Cthuluology|Cthuluology]] 21:00, 24 May 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Nudes

2011-05-24T06:28:43Z

Cthuluology: Added new question to consider