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Match.com

2010-04-09T17:26:29Z

Cutelittlerosey:

[[File:Matchdotcomscreencap.jpg|thumb|Chris' awful profile, preserved forever in jpg form.]]
[[File:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|One of Chris's 4 profile pictures]]
[[File:Matchdotcom2.jpeg|thumb|And another.]]
Probably the most famous dating site on the internet, '''Match.com''' has helped thousands of people worldwide meet members of the opposite sex (or in some cases the [[Homos|same sex]]). The site is literally overflowing with [[boyfriend-free girls]] looking for everything from long-term relationships to casual sex. This being the case, Chris's presence on the site was practically inevitable.

Chris set up a profile on the site in early 2009 under the username "SonichuCWC". He's logged into the site as recently as 6 [[March 2010]], which is surprising considering how quickly he abandoned his [[Dating profiles#OKCupid|OKCupid profile]]. The text of the page is pretty similar to everything Chris has vomited onto the internet before he [[The Hook Cafe|gave up on "true love" altogether]], claims about how he keeps his promises, is [[honest]], etc. There are however, a few interesting deviations from the Chris norm. He fails to indicate his religion, and in the sports and interests field, he apparently checked every single box, making the majority of the items in the list outright lies.

==Profile text==
Help a lonesome and sad man find some companionship. ;8)

28-year-old man
 Advance Mills, Virginia, United States
 seeking women 18-24
 within 25 miles of Advance Mills, Virginia, United States
 '''Relationships:''' Never Married
 '''Have kids:''' No
 '''Want kids:''' Someday
 '''Ethnicity:''' White / Caucasian
 '''Body type:''' [[Obesity|About average]]
 '''Height:''' 5'10" (178cms)
 '''Religion:''' No Answer
 '''Smoke:''' No Way
 '''[[Alcohol|Drink]]:''' [[Chris and hypocrisy|Never]]

===About me and who I'm looking for===
I feel that I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with Legos, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Pokemon character, Sonichu. I am a bit shy, but I would enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do. I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't really like to be alone. In a nutshell, my girl should be: 18-24, lives in the Charlottesville or Ruckersville area, has a happy, positive personality, young at heart, very pretty, Average income, and does not already have a Boyfriend. Also, trading card games, she could play said game(s) with me at the Pokemon League event that I go to weekly. Also, I have graduated from High School with Honor Roll, I am doing very well at PVCC, and I can express my feelings after putting them into words with my thinking mind. And if there's anything that I left out, well... oops. I am a shy, very thoughtful, person, and will only accept person-to-person encounters,

===In my Own Words===
'''for fun:''' I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh card games. I also like anime, creating with Lego pieces, and I love my family. And sometimes, I work on my Sonichu Site.

'''my education:''' Piedmont Virginia Community College in Charlottesville where I am working towards a CADD degree.

'''favorite hot spots:'''I go to the Fashion Square Shopping center on Saturdays, the Downtown Mall's Comic Game & Hobby Place (Pokemon League/Yu-Gi-Oh) on Fridays and Saturdays, and you can also find me at Wal-Mart in C-Ville on most other days of the week.

'''favorite things:''' In a list: Sonichu, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, most kinds of music, Mary Poppins (movie), Colors: blue and red, creating home-made trading cards (for fun and art), and looking at the lovely scenery on the UVA campus.

===About me===
'''Hair:''' Light brown
 '''Eyes:''' Blue
 '''Sports and exercise:''' Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Dancing, Football, Golf, In-line skating, Racquet sports, Running, Soccer, Swimming, VolleyBall, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines
 '''Exercise habits:''' Exercise 1-2 times per week
 '''Interests:''' Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Exploring new areas, Fishing/Hunting, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing cards, Playing sports, Shopping/Antiques, [[Video games]], Volunteering
 '''Education:''' Some college
 '''Occupation:''' No Answer
 '''Income:''' [[Monthly tugboat|No Answer]]
 '''Languages:''' Spanish
 '''Politics:''' Middle of the Road
 '''Sign:''' Pisces
 '''Pets I have:''' [[Cats]], [[Patti|Dogs]]
 '''Pets I like:''' Birds, Fish, Horses

===About my date===
'''Hair:''' Black, Blonde, Dark blonde, Dark brown, Light brown
 '''Eyes:''' No Answer
 '''Height:''' 5'0" (152cms) to 5'10" (178cms)
 '''Body type:''' About average, Athletic and toned, Slender
 '''Languages:''' English
 '''Ethnicity:''' [[Cherokian|Native American]], White / Caucasian
 '''Faith:''' No Answer
 '''Education:''' High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral
 '''Job:''' No Answer
 '''Income:''' No Answer
 '''Smoke:''' No Way
 '''Drink:''' Never
 '''Relationships:''' Never Married
 '''Have kids:''' No
 '''Want kids:''' Definitely, Someday

==External Links==

* [http://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?lid=1000005&TP=U&Handle=SonichuCWC&uid=p6pWeNyd69Zt4vDF/badgQ== Chris's page]

[[Category:Websites]]

Golden Corral

2010-04-05T22:58:34Z

Cutelittlerosey:

[[Image:GoldenCorral.jpg|thumb|right|Golden Corral death pact! GOLDEN CORRAL DEATH PACT!]]

'''Golden Corral''' is an all-you-can-eat buffet chain, well-known in the American south and midwest as ''the'' place to go for a maximum ratio of calories consumed to cash expended. Just don't think too much about where it all came from. It's one of Chris's favorite places to eat, probably since he can [[obesity|stuff his face]] with fatty, low quality food at a [[Chris and money|low price]].

==References by Chris==
Chris has referred to Golden Corral on a few occasions.

*[[Caitlin]], a waitress Chris had a crush on for a day or so, worked at Golden Corral.
*In [[Mumble 2]], he mentioned that it's one of his favorite places to eat.
*Describing his ideal date spots in an [[IRC (18 December 2008)|IRC chat]], Chris proposed Golden Corral as a second-date destination.
*Chris's visits to the Corral with his family seem to be tightly scheduled. In a [[MySpace]] conversation from September 4, 2005, he noted that they'd be there from 3:30 to 4:45 the next day.
*In his profile at [[The Hook Cafe]] he lists it as his favorite restaurant.

==See also==
* [[Country Cookin]]
* [[Chick-fil-A]]
* [[McDonald's]]

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Niggos

2010-04-05T22:56:34Z

Cutelittlerosey:

{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!|Chris, [[March 2010]]}}

[[Image:Lynch_to_the_supreme.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris doesn't trust them [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|new niggas over there]].]]

[[Chris]] demonstrates [[Chris and race|many instances of intolerance and racism]], both intentional and unintentional. His racism comes from several sources: his father, his isolated formative years, television, and his complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. '''Black people''', in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia.

==Origin of the word "niggos"==
'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]'s many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|03 March 2009 chat]] where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying ''"[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers."'' Chris repeated the line as ordered, but (being retarded as usual) ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done (you know, refused to say the N-word, said "N-word" or "blacks" or "African Americans" or some similar term, bleep himself out, or just not be a retard and end the conversation) he chose to coin a retarded ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. (It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's faggotry, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it, and started singing [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|"Don't trust them new niggers over there"]] on his own will, which he had done more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|Mumble 7]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> So much for respecting the minorities.)

As of now, Chris never again used the word "niggo", and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. However, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

In a video posted on his YouTube Channel on 17 [[March 2010]], Chris finally dropped the [[100 2151.MOV|N-bomb]], making him an official [[Chris and race|racist]]. The [[Surfshack Tito Emails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterward, featured further use of the slur, suggesting that Chris has entirely gotten over the resistance he showed in his conversation with BlueSpike. Repercussions of this event are yet to be seen.

=="[[Evan|No Darkies]]"==

{{protip|Chris never said or wrote "No darkies", nor has he ever used the word "darkie". However, he has said "nigger".}}

[[Image:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris approved of this pic, and said he liked it.]]

Chris has been widely considered to be racist against black people since it was learned that his highly specific criteria for a [[sweetheart]] includes whiteness and specifically excludes blackness.<ref>[[Attraction Sign]]</ref><ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]</ref> Chris does not only tell this to trolls, however, he has told black [[boyfriend-free girls]] who are interested in him in real life, that they do not "meet his standard criteria for a female companion". To their faces.<ref>[[Autism papers|Chris's psychiatric examination]]</ref> Trolls quickly coined the phrase "No darkies" as a quick summary of Chris's criteria for a BFG, much to his chagrin. This is essentially accurate - for example, on Chris's profile at [[The Hook Cafe]] he uses the extremely un-PC blacks, as in "Smokers, overweights, blacks and liars need not apply." Standard [[Lies|undesirable]] [[Health|traits]] to want to weed out from your potential mating pool.

Some may argue, if excluding "darkies" from the list of Chris's potential [[Sweetheart|heartsweets]] is actually an act of racism and discrimination against black women. Quite possibly, it could be rather considered an act of racism and discrimination against ''white'' women, as they are specifically selected as the manchild's possible victims of stalking and harassment. Chris also stated that he doesn't hate men who have black girlfriends, and doesn't consider them [[JERKS]], so Chris may think it'll increase his chances of finding a white boyfriend-free girl.

==Niggos in Chris's life==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|Watch your back pocket, Chris!]]

There were some 12-15 year old black kids who frequented [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Chris picked on them and acted like they wanted to steal from him, hiding his stuff when they were nearby.<ref>[[Mimms]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=16855#p16855 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> The reason Chris got banned permanently from The GAMe PLACe was getting into a shouting match with one of these kids.

Chris also once argued with a huge black guy named TJ. When they started talking about how Chris would never get laid, Chris yelled, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" As TJ stood up like he was going to beat Chris's ass, Chris shrunk and whimpered, "I mean your face down monster..."<ref>[[Mimms]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17281#p17281 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref>

==Niggos in the Comic==
In the [[Sonichu Comic|Sonichu Comics]] most black characters are villains who try to thwart Chris and [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|his hedgehogs]] at every turn. The ones that aren't so lucky are treated like crap by the other characters or used in race related jokes.

===[[B-Manajerk]]===
A '''villain''' based off a real life encounter. The B most likely stands for Black – the name was coined so that Chris could distinguish him from other [[Manajerks]]. This is quite similar to the way American black superheroes were named in the 1950-60s. He is a cousin of the [[Jerkhief]], because obviously dem black peoples must know each other or be related.

===[[Barack Obama]]===
A cameo for the sake of '''a race-related joke'''. [[Bob]] told Chris a racist joke about then-senator Obama, which Chris believed as being a real rumor, approved of, and then illustrated within the pages of [[Sonichu 8]]. Oh, and just in case you didn't think Chris was racist enough, he also drew Obama wearing a strange exotic dress and headgear, which probably was meant to imply that he is a [[Twin Falling Towers|Muslim]], just because his middle name is "Hussein". Chris later removed the joke after Obama won the election but he probably only did that because he respects Obama now.

[[Image:Nigrachu.jpg|thumb|And he's black and he's black.]]

===[[Black Sonichu]]/Blachu===
A '''villain''' turned positive-aligned "bad boy". Black Sonichu/Blachu (whose name was later [[retconned|changed]] to Blake) was originally a villain who later switched sides because he's a recolor of [[Shadow the Hedgehog]]. Note that Chris doesn't give him a creative name, like Shadow, but thinks that noting his "blackness" would be enough (see B-Manajerk). Black Sonichu's story is quite (stereo)typical. He was brought to the CWCverse against his will, and [[Reldnahc]] (a white boy) quickly states that he is Blachu's master. Black then proceeds to steal a pink woman ([[Rosechu]]) and later a precious stone ([[Legendary Master Sunstone]]). Black Sonichu, compared to his yellow original, is considered inferior, and is all brawn and aggression while not being able to figure how to defend properly. Before his name change several characters made several ambiguous remarks when referring to him which could be interpreted as racist (including [[Wild|Wild's]] "I was following this black guy on a board..." comment). To Chris's credit, Blake becomes a positive character later, and even scores an interracial relationship with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. Though the couple is forced to hide that fact from the intolerant society of [[CWCville]], and other characters do nothing to stop this travesty.

===[[CADD Chef]]===
A '''villain''' based on Christian's actual [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design]] teacher, Kene Meniru, at [[Piedmont Valley Community College]]. Meniru gave Chris a F in real life (probably for Chris's "[[Chris_and_English#Spelling|geinus]]" building designs) and is portrayed as a [[JERKS|jerk]] who always complains about the buildings in Cwcville. Given how bad Chris is at [[Chris and Art|drawing]] the CADD Chef's comments are perfectly understandable. Note that Chris thought it was more important that Kene Meniru was black than that he was a teacher, and decided to portray him as possibly the only black cartoon character he was familiar with, even though that character had no other similarity to Mr. Meniru than the color of his skin.

===[[Silvana]]===
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===Minor(ity) characters===
*[[Florance Fisher]]
*[[Jerkhief]]
*[[Inos]]
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]]

==See also==
* [[Chris and race]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}

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Talk:The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special

2010-03-29T16:48:55Z

Cutelittlerosey: /* Chris and music? */ new section

I just want to know is this what he gave them for their 24th wedding anniversary? I mean despite having 350$ of welfare he couldn't put 50$ a side to buy a gift for his parents own anniversary?[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

If Chris spent money on them, then that would be 50$ he couldn't spend on video games. Plus, he seems to like picking the cheapest option possible(the attraction sign was described as "inexpensive" in his ED edits).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:35, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

I'm just astounded by how little he cares for his parents. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

== Chris and music? ==

The observation's been made before that Chris is tone-deaf but I think this video offers definite proof that it's more than just a really shitty singing voice. At about 6:50 into the father video, he starts playing his in-game composition of the Sonic the Hedgehog theme song (as a gift for his parents). Besides being absolutely atempo, it does not fit any sonic leitmotif I can remember - the closest it comes to is to the invincibility music in the old games (I'm a big fat nerd, shut up) but most of the note changes that are any less than maybe two whole steps he reproduces as the same as the previous note - like the seven identical notes at the end.

Err, mostly this was just an excuse to flex music nuts but if anyone's interested, there's a poorly-phrased explanation of why he can be clinically called tone-deaf.[[User:Cutelittlerosey|Cutelittlerosey]] 12:48, 19 March 2010 (EST)

Talk:Lovely Weather

2010-03-18T21:07:13Z

Cutelittlerosey: /* The Wallflower */

We have a picture of her now, Chris has discussed her and his traveling into the future and having sex with her as being not rape, in addition to her significance (the Bride of Chris) can warrant her own article now.

Maybe discuss the implications of him traveling into the future and then meeting his wife after he came back as ruining the laws of time as allowing it to affect his future, undermining free will. Maybe something about how this relates to the theory of time inevitability (see some episode of Doctor Who and also popularized in The Twilight Zone).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:25, 22 December 2009 (CET)

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This whole thing is creepily similar to a <strike>ronery nerd fantasy involving a MILF and a 18 to [my age] boyfriend-free-girl</strike> thought experiment I had once, except both people fully knew that the other is from another time, etc. etc.. The entire question was basically: If you travel to the future and have sex with your future spouse, whom you had met in the present and were involved with (either romantically, sexually, or both), but not yet married them: Is that adultery?

I have a point here: In Chris' skull, he hasn't had sex 'outside' of marriage, because he's done his future wife, and in the time period his future-self is married to her. The fact that present-Chris hadn't even met her is irrelevant. I just need a less confusing way to word that. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 04:37, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Try to reword it here - you mean to say that Chris can get away with having sex with his future wife ''just because'' he ''will'' marry her and that, since he's married to her in the future, there's no problem with any possible repercussions.

...

Ladies and gentlemen, he have hit 88 miles an hour. We are witnessing some serious shit.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:50, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

::* Yeah, that's about the jist of what I was getting at. (and I just remembered something about my thought experiment, it actually was that the theoretical couple was married in both time periods, still, it's uncannily similar.) .... The psuedotroll in me wonders if Future!Chris joined in on the fun. Present!Chris only said that he had sex with Future!Lovely, and never gave any details. Goddammit, I'm using fangirl notation.--[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:13, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris Crocker resemblance?==

A friend of mine pointed out that Lovely looks an awful lot like a brunette Chris Crocker.[http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/chris_crocker1.jpg] Worth noting? [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 19:14, 13 January 2010 (UTC)Meeko

== Told you guys ==

From [[Mailbag 50]]:
{{quote|And her name comes from the Christmas Song, "Sleigh Ride", with the lyric that can be repeated over and over to continue to be good, "(Come on, it's) Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with" "Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with" "Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with" Love Weather, she's a beautiful girl.|}}

--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:31, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

== The Wallflower ==

The article is stating that Lovely Weather is in fact the Wallflower, but I have not heard of any confirmation of this fact. [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 19:23, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

::* I think that's just because of the time of their meeting estimated to be around January and Weather = (Wallflower's secret first name which Chris is not keeping secret so I think I can mention it's just Weather with an H). [[User:Cutelittlerosey|Cutelittlerosey]] 21:02, 18 March 2010 (UTC)