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Revive Zordon

2010-09-20T18:40:57Z

Dalkalopagus: /* Unofficial version */

'''"Revive Zordon"''' is the newest single from [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] after the dismal failure of their sophomore album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''. The song made its worldwide debut in ''[[Sonichu 10]]''. The song deals with Christian's desire to see the return of the first American ''[[Wikipedia:Super Sentai|Super Sentai]]'' team, the [[Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers]], by reviving their mentor, [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]]. Ironically, [[Wikipedia:Ted Nugent|Ted Nugent]] is a right-wing goofball who doesn't like [[homos]], so he'd probably make a great role model, despite having nothing but disgust for Chris.
{{Clear}}

==Lyrics==
[[Image:OldschoolrockinCWC.PNG|thumb|He's usin' the power of Rock and Rock to SAVE THE WORLD! \m/ ]]
'''Revive Zordon'''

They smashed his tube 
while lost in space 
And then he was gone to save the human race 
Yet more evil forces showed up 
And they lost their good fans 
When they went and killed Zordon! 

[chorus]

They need to Revive Zordon! 
Revive Zordon! 

Presidents tried to enforce 
But that plot was too trite 
Zordon was better than the police 
He had great powers and then some 
Might and magic ruled 
And five Zords rule over three. 

[chorus x 2]

The original team was beyond the best 
Tommy loved Kimberly 
(Sweet and Tenderly) 
Trini was keeping it real with Zach, 
Billy had the brains to time travel 
and Jason was leadin' Red! 

Dinozords evolved to the 
the Thunder Power 
Ninja and Shogun Titanus 
Zeo Crystal Power 
Autobot-Style with Turbo 
U.F.O. Got lost in Space 

[chrous]

Revive Zordon and get the 
Power Rangers back together, 
which was most awesome!!! 
(Compared to today's c**py "Power Rangers") 
{{clear}}
==Unofficial version==
Thankfully, Chris has never produced a recording of this song. Instead, we are treated to the dulcet tones of the Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Revive Zordon
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GnKttyKMz90}}
| Stardate = 14 February 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/Vivitheg Vivian Gee] with singing by [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist]]
| Video Type = Music Video
| Other Info = MP3 [http://www.mediafire.com/?hwrvy3ncyyy here].
}}

==Reception==

{{quote|god. it's like if I rewrote the lyrics to Hey Jude but complained about how digimon season 2 sucked|[[Vivian Gee|Vivian]]}}

The song was first played at the headquarters of [[4-cent garbage.com]], which led to the deaths of [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]], as well about 250 other innocent people amongst the 1,500 working inside the building. In [[Molvanîa]], where the Hedgehog Boys are considered national pop icons, people were horrified at not only the carnage the song brought, but also how Chris slams the other Power Ranger teams, who are loved from Sasava to Lublova.

{{CWCipedia|chris=Issue_10/Page_30|linkname=Reviving Zordon}}

{{clear}}

{{Hedgehog Boys}}

User talk:Dalkalopagus

2010-09-06T02:35:39Z

Dalkalopagus: /* re: coffee place */

Welcome to the CWCki!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:52, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

== re: coffee place ==

you're retarded --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 16:27, 5 September 2010 (PDT)
:Sorry, it won't happen again.-[[User:Dalkalopagus|Dalkalopagus]] 19:35, 5 September 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Dalkalopagus

2010-09-06T02:35:12Z

Dalkalopagus: /* re: coffee place */

Talk:Coffee Place

2010-09-05T23:52:34Z

Dalkalopagus: /* Do not edit */

== Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. ==

My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.

Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.

I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.

Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.

But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.

Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.

For the LULZ!!!!

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

*personally, i'd reward you shittons of stuff if you got a video of chris/bob arguing. i don't care who wins, amanda or chris, because again it's all for the LULZ. if amanda loses, i'll send in my troops. because amanda has potential...yes...indeed. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:09, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

*Yes, my boy, you have done a great service for the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 13:15, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== This is a confirmed CWCSighting ==
The first one. Now stop harassing this user Christ almighty. god damn you people overanalyzing shit. now if anyone touches this user I will BAN them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:15, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks Clyde. I'm not the most active member on here, but goddamn some people get way too SERIOUS BUSINESS over some shit. This, even if it does have some non-CWC info in it, and even if it was a small sighting, is still useful, and furthermore interesting. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think some people are just jumpy since Chris found another way to lock himself out of the internet. We must also accept and protect the brave volunteers who brought us sightings of the manchild. I think a banner confirming this sighting as valid might do good into dampening some "enthusiastic" reactions. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== This Amanda person seems interesting enough. ==
Chris should probably do something against her. Perhaps the LULZ that come out of both. Chris has nothing to lose because he has no job because he's a lazy piece of shit, but Amanda has her job. I wonder if Chris could get her fired lololol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Haha yeah, that would be lulzworthy. I hope he does. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:54, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::Wait wouldn't there be implications if it this site was linked to influencing Chris to get Amanda fired? This site may get shut down if Chris goes and does something like this. I'd say lets just hope Chris leaves this Amanda be.([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 13:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC))
:::Good point. I guess we don't want Chris doing it. Thank god he doesn't read these because something like that would be the death of this website. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 16:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::::That could be a total disaster for us and the CWCiki itself. Though we probably don't need to worry about that too much: Chris is way too much of a coward to ever try messing with her Amanda, so we should be safe-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::It would be even worse if he recorded it so he had evidence that he was there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:41, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I am worried that Chris will go back to this place and yell at that Amanda and tell her that she's a Pickle Agent. It could be a total disaster for all the trolls out there just like Kei said. If Chris tells her she's a Pickle Agent and causes a ruckus, then the government will have another piece of evidence to shut down all of the trolls. But I wonder if Chris will have the balls and manliness to go confront her and get her fired, hahahahahahahahaha. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:50, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, I don't think he has the guts to go through with his little plan. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:01, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, Chris is all hot air. He's too weak and cowardly to put up any sort of fight, be it mental or physical. I bet his parents must be so ashamed of him for not fighting his own battles and hiding behind them all the time.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:33, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::::It's kinda ironic, isn't it? Chris always bags trolls for not having the guts to meet him face to face, and then he goes and shows how gutless he is by not facing this obviously evil bitch. He's no better than us. [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 10:36, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::What has Amanda done that COULD get her fired, exactly? [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:58, 6 July 2010(EST)
As ballsalicious it would be for Chris to confront her, the CWCki is at stake. I'd rather just have nothing happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:05, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think we're safe though Mr.Cash, we all know what type of character Chris has: he's too much of a coward to ever do anything, the naive retard runs away from anyone or anything that makes him uncomfortable, that's why he always looses. I wouldn't be surprised if that balding fuck is hiding from Amanda as we speak; as a customer he could start a screaming match with her and get her fired, and possibly start an investigation that could get us shut down, he's too much a coward to ever reach out and take any opportunity he has though! -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 16:37, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::If Chris confronts her, it'll all end: us, the ED page, hell, even the Greene County Conspiracy might go down. We can't let this happen, guys.[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:02, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::If it does, start backing up the site. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 17:04, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is so naive, though - he's always talking about how much he wants to lose his virginity, but he doesn't even realise that girls will only fuck guys who stand up for themselves and are assertive. If he did stand up to manajerks like Amanda, he might even have a chance at some china. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 20:58, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Chicks dig it when guys stand up to them and put them in their place. Hell, the Amanda chick herself might even dig him if he showed her what a man she is. It's what women do, they say no, they deny, they tease: It's all a test. Those brave enough to not take no for an answer and get what they want end up getting the girl. If Chris stands up to her, it make him more of a man than even *I* am. [[User:Frontspac|Frontspac]] 09:50, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Have we heard anything new from this lately?--[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 07:14, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do not edit==

Hey guys, we want to give this information time to get digested by the head trolls so don't edit it at all unless you're an admin please. If you're an admin you can do what you want. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:48, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I've already added the significant information to [[List of places that have banned Chris]].--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:21, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think anything is going to happen with this Ron. Look at the Fridays After Five article; spotted once and then nothing. This is probably just a random CWCsighting, like someone seeing Bigfoot while on a hike. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:31, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Jenkins hasn't been on since 13 July and this article needs a serious rewrite. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 09:07, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:::<s>I agree, maybe I'm just retarded and can't see why this guy is jesus or whateer, but this article is a poorly written mess about a low quality picture, and the Amanda article is one sentence. People keep saying that if we just looked hard enough we would know why he's so amazing, could you be any less vauge. I think that this and amanda should be deleted, if we had an article for every place chris eats at or every person who is mean to chris, then we would have way to many articles. --[[User:Dalkalopagus|Dalkalopagus]] 16:19, 5 September 2010 (PDT)</s> Wow, I'm really dumb. Disregard this.--[[User:Dalkalopagus|Dalkalopagus]] 16:52, 5 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Coffee Place

2010-09-05T23:19:36Z

Dalkalopagus: /* Do not edit */

== Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. ==

My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.

Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.

I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.

Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.

But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.

Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.

For the LULZ!!!!

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

*personally, i'd reward you shittons of stuff if you got a video of chris/bob arguing. i don't care who wins, amanda or chris, because again it's all for the LULZ. if amanda loses, i'll send in my troops. because amanda has potential...yes...indeed. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:09, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

*Yes, my boy, you have done a great service for the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 13:15, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== This is a confirmed CWCSighting ==
The first one. Now stop harassing this user Christ almighty. god damn you people overanalyzing shit. now if anyone touches this user I will BAN them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:15, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks Clyde. I'm not the most active member on here, but goddamn some people get way too SERIOUS BUSINESS over some shit. This, even if it does have some non-CWC info in it, and even if it was a small sighting, is still useful, and furthermore interesting. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think some people are just jumpy since Chris found another way to lock himself out of the internet. We must also accept and protect the brave volunteers who brought us sightings of the manchild. I think a banner confirming this sighting as valid might do good into dampening some "enthusiastic" reactions. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== This Amanda person seems interesting enough. ==
Chris should probably do something against her. Perhaps the LULZ that come out of both. Chris has nothing to lose because he has no job because he's a lazy piece of shit, but Amanda has her job. I wonder if Chris could get her fired lololol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Haha yeah, that would be lulzworthy. I hope he does. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:54, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::Wait wouldn't there be implications if it this site was linked to influencing Chris to get Amanda fired? This site may get shut down if Chris goes and does something like this. I'd say lets just hope Chris leaves this Amanda be.([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 13:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC))
:::Good point. I guess we don't want Chris doing it. Thank god he doesn't read these because something like that would be the death of this website. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 16:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::::That could be a total disaster for us and the CWCiki itself. Though we probably don't need to worry about that too much: Chris is way too much of a coward to ever try messing with her Amanda, so we should be safe-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::It would be even worse if he recorded it so he had evidence that he was there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:41, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I am worried that Chris will go back to this place and yell at that Amanda and tell her that she's a Pickle Agent. It could be a total disaster for all the trolls out there just like Kei said. If Chris tells her she's a Pickle Agent and causes a ruckus, then the government will have another piece of evidence to shut down all of the trolls. But I wonder if Chris will have the balls and manliness to go confront her and get her fired, hahahahahahahahaha. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:50, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, I don't think he has the guts to go through with his little plan. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:01, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, Chris is all hot air. He's too weak and cowardly to put up any sort of fight, be it mental or physical. I bet his parents must be so ashamed of him for not fighting his own battles and hiding behind them all the time.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:33, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::::It's kinda ironic, isn't it? Chris always bags trolls for not having the guts to meet him face to face, and then he goes and shows how gutless he is by not facing this obviously evil bitch. He's no better than us. [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 10:36, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::What has Amanda done that COULD get her fired, exactly? [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:58, 6 July 2010(EST)
As ballsalicious it would be for Chris to confront her, the CWCki is at stake. I'd rather just have nothing happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:05, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think we're safe though Mr.Cash, we all know what type of character Chris has: he's too much of a coward to ever do anything, the naive retard runs away from anyone or anything that makes him uncomfortable, that's why he always looses. I wouldn't be surprised if that balding fuck is hiding from Amanda as we speak; as a customer he could start a screaming match with her and get her fired, and possibly start an investigation that could get us shut down, he's too much a coward to ever reach out and take any opportunity he has though! -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 16:37, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::If Chris confronts her, it'll all end: us, the ED page, hell, even the Greene County Conspiracy might go down. We can't let this happen, guys.[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:02, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::If it does, start backing up the site. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 17:04, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is so naive, though - he's always talking about how much he wants to lose his virginity, but he doesn't even realise that girls will only fuck guys who stand up for themselves and are assertive. If he did stand up to manajerks like Amanda, he might even have a chance at some china. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 20:58, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Chicks dig it when guys stand up to them and put them in their place. Hell, the Amanda chick herself might even dig him if he showed her what a man she is. It's what women do, they say no, they deny, they tease: It's all a test. Those brave enough to not take no for an answer and get what they want end up getting the girl. If Chris stands up to her, it make him more of a man than even *I* am. [[User:Frontspac|Frontspac]] 09:50, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Have we heard anything new from this lately?--[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 07:14, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do not edit==

Hey guys, we want to give this information time to get digested by the head trolls so don't edit it at all unless you're an admin please. If you're an admin you can do what you want. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:48, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I've already added the significant information to [[List of places that have banned Chris]].--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:21, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think anything is going to happen with this Ron. Look at the Fridays After Five article; spotted once and then nothing. This is probably just a random CWCsighting, like someone seeing Bigfoot while on a hike. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:31, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Jenkins hasn't been on since 13 July and this article needs a serious rewrite. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 09:07, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:::I agree, maybe I'm just retarded and can't see why this guy is jesus or whateer, but this article is a poorly written mess about a low quality picture, and the Amanda article is one sentence. People keep saying that if we just looked hard enough we would know why he's so amazing, could you be any less vauge. I think that this and amanda should be deleted, if we had an article for every place chris eats at or every person who is mean to chris, then we would have way to many articles. --[[User:Dalkalopagus|Dalkalopagus]] 16:19, 5 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Coffee Place

2010-09-05T23:18:51Z

Dalkalopagus: /* Do not edit */

== Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. ==

My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.

Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.

I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.

Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.

But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.

Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.

For the LULZ!!!!

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

*personally, i'd reward you shittons of stuff if you got a video of chris/bob arguing. i don't care who wins, amanda or chris, because again it's all for the LULZ. if amanda loses, i'll send in my troops. because amanda has potential...yes...indeed. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:09, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

*Yes, my boy, you have done a great service for the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 13:15, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== This is a confirmed CWCSighting ==
The first one. Now stop harassing this user Christ almighty. god damn you people overanalyzing shit. now if anyone touches this user I will BAN them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:15, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks Clyde. I'm not the most active member on here, but goddamn some people get way too SERIOUS BUSINESS over some shit. This, even if it does have some non-CWC info in it, and even if it was a small sighting, is still useful, and furthermore interesting. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think some people are just jumpy since Chris found another way to lock himself out of the internet. We must also accept and protect the brave volunteers who brought us sightings of the manchild. I think a banner confirming this sighting as valid might do good into dampening some "enthusiastic" reactions. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== This Amanda person seems interesting enough. ==
Chris should probably do something against her. Perhaps the LULZ that come out of both. Chris has nothing to lose because he has no job because he's a lazy piece of shit, but Amanda has her job. I wonder if Chris could get her fired lololol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Haha yeah, that would be lulzworthy. I hope he does. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:54, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::Wait wouldn't there be implications if it this site was linked to influencing Chris to get Amanda fired? This site may get shut down if Chris goes and does something like this. I'd say lets just hope Chris leaves this Amanda be.([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 13:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC))
:::Good point. I guess we don't want Chris doing it. Thank god he doesn't read these because something like that would be the death of this website. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 16:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::::That could be a total disaster for us and the CWCiki itself. Though we probably don't need to worry about that too much: Chris is way too much of a coward to ever try messing with her Amanda, so we should be safe-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::It would be even worse if he recorded it so he had evidence that he was there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:41, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I am worried that Chris will go back to this place and yell at that Amanda and tell her that she's a Pickle Agent. It could be a total disaster for all the trolls out there just like Kei said. If Chris tells her she's a Pickle Agent and causes a ruckus, then the government will have another piece of evidence to shut down all of the trolls. But I wonder if Chris will have the balls and manliness to go confront her and get her fired, hahahahahahahahaha. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:50, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, I don't think he has the guts to go through with his little plan. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:01, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, Chris is all hot air. He's too weak and cowardly to put up any sort of fight, be it mental or physical. I bet his parents must be so ashamed of him for not fighting his own battles and hiding behind them all the time.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:33, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::::It's kinda ironic, isn't it? Chris always bags trolls for not having the guts to meet him face to face, and then he goes and shows how gutless he is by not facing this obviously evil bitch. He's no better than us. [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 10:36, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::What has Amanda done that COULD get her fired, exactly? [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:58, 6 July 2010(EST)
As ballsalicious it would be for Chris to confront her, the CWCki is at stake. I'd rather just have nothing happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:05, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think we're safe though Mr.Cash, we all know what type of character Chris has: he's too much of a coward to ever do anything, the naive retard runs away from anyone or anything that makes him uncomfortable, that's why he always looses. I wouldn't be surprised if that balding fuck is hiding from Amanda as we speak; as a customer he could start a screaming match with her and get her fired, and possibly start an investigation that could get us shut down, he's too much a coward to ever reach out and take any opportunity he has though! -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 16:37, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::If Chris confronts her, it'll all end: us, the ED page, hell, even the Greene County Conspiracy might go down. We can't let this happen, guys.[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:02, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::If it does, start backing up the site. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 17:04, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is so naive, though - he's always talking about how much he wants to lose his virginity, but he doesn't even realise that girls will only fuck guys who stand up for themselves and are assertive. If he did stand up to manajerks like Amanda, he might even have a chance at some china. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 20:58, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Chicks dig it when guys stand up to them and put them in their place. Hell, the Amanda chick herself might even dig him if he showed her what a man she is. It's what women do, they say no, they deny, they tease: It's all a test. Those brave enough to not take no for an answer and get what they want end up getting the girl. If Chris stands up to her, it make him more of a man than even *I* am. [[User:Frontspac|Frontspac]] 09:50, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Have we heard anything new from this lately?--[[User:MEANWHILE|MEANWHILE]] 07:14, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do not edit==

Hey guys, we want to give this information time to get digested by the head trolls so don't edit it at all unless you're an admin please. If you're an admin you can do what you want. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:48, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I've already added the significant information to [[List of places that have banned Chris]].--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:21, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think anything is going to happen with this Ron. Look at the Fridays After Five article; spotted once and then nothing. This is probably just a random CWCsighting, like someone seeing Bigfoot while on a hike. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:31, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Jenkins hasn't been on since 13 July and this article needs a serious rewrite. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 09:07, 12 August 2010 (PDT)
:::I agree, maybe I'm just retarded and can't see why this guy is jesus or whateer, but this article is a poorly written mess about a low quality picture, and the Amanda article is one sentence. People keep saying that if we just looked hard enough we would know why he's so amazing, could you be any less vauge. I think that this and amanda should be deleted, if we had an article for every place chris eats at or every person who is mean to chris, then we would have way to many articles.

Talk:Stardate, August 27, 2010

2010-08-29T21:57:16Z

Dalkalopagus: /* Accuracy */

{{Not A Forum}}

I started a page on this with just the link, new to editing CWCKI...I'll start transcribing the aduio - LyleLash

Already did :) [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 13:50, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

So it seems that Chris, in a way, finally admits to being completely retarded. Just when you think the CWC saga is over, something new and exciting happens. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 13:52, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Two odd things stood out for me. 1) Chris actually admits fault, and 2) he uses his high pitched lying voice the entire time. --[[User:CuteDoug|CuteDoug]] 14:06, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
*And I'm bothered by the repetition of "My PS3 is gone, you don't need to try to destroy it". Is there a way we can confirm anything? Also the PSN profile shows that his trophies still exist, if that's any help.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:42, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:Trophies are saved to the network. Wiping the hard drive wont remove those. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 14:51, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:My bullshit detector is going off. I get the feeling this might be an attempt at "Trollbusting".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:43, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:: Agreed. I think he's just trying to throw us off. He wouldn't have said it was a "misunderstanding" and we would be seeing massive levels of Tard rage. But I have a question: On the off chance that this isn't sum Trollbustin', do you think that he'll drop his money back into it trying to get all the downloads he had? Or will he just give up and start playing the Hex Bawx/Wii? - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 14:46, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: He probably only needs to re-download the things. He seems to acknowledge this because he doesn't mention his games getting wiped, he's just upset that his save files and miscellaneous downloads were deleted. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 14:51, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:::::<s>If it's true that he did format his HDD, then does that mean that he when he re-earns an achievement/trophy/whatever, then his PSN friends will be able to see that he has done so? I don't have a PS3 personally, so I don't know how the whole friends thing works. This seems like the most immediate way to see if he is telling the truth, though</s> disregard that i suck cocks. -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 14:53, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

Back on the topic of the page, I think someone should add to the page that he was obviously bullshiting due to him admitting defeat and using that high pitched voice the entire video.--[[User:Hans Gruber|Hans Gruber]] 17:11, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
:Definately. Trollbustin' is more like bullshit. [[User:CaptainCanuck|CaptainCanuck]] 19:33, 27 August 2010 (PDT)
::The lack of rage towards the assistant at Sony indicates that Chris is lying, as we've seen Chris issue [[death threats|death threats]] for trivial crap, he would go ballistic on Sony for having an employee even suggest that he delete his life's work. He mentioned something along the lines of this in his [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|class reunion]] video. If Chris followed his own advice, Chris would see that everything on the HDD was wiped, and then blame the assistant with cyber-bullying. This and Chris following someone's technical advice seems out of character for our good ol' manchild.--[[User:Captkrisma|Captkrisma]] 05:23, 28 August 2010 (PDT)
::: The lack of either the Amnyfest ring or the Medallion of Fail is off-putting, at the least. Although, to be fair, he hasn't worn those recently, so make of that what you will. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 06:24, 28 August 2010 (PDT)
:::: Keep in mind Chris knows about the CWCki, and probably has looked at the article. I'd say leave the article saying he's telling the truth. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 18:20, 28 August 2010 (PDT)

==Wut==
It seems that he is suggesting that trolls were trolling him to get to his PS3. I guess he's thinking that, since he holds it in high regard, it is something everyone has respect for. The last part is what gave me this idea. As far as I can tell, he's saying that all the agony and stress caused by CC is suddenly gone, as if his sole objective has been completed. Thoughts? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:00, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

*To clarify the situation, the PS3 has been the source of a lot of trolling. He thinks further trolling of it or with it is currently taking place. To stop the perceived threat, he pretends that he has lost his PS3 files for good. It's not a bad plan as far as Chris's plans go, but he's a terrible liar.

Also, this is a hell of a time for 789 to go down. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 17:15, 27 August 2010 (PDT)

==Accuracy==
How exactly do we know that "despite the apparent insincerity of the video, the events told by Chris are true."? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 08:34, 28 August 2010 (PDT)
:ps3 activity. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:51, 28 August 2010 (PDT)
::What about his other accounts? I'm sure he's got enough brain cells to realize not to go on his [http://us.playstation.com/publictrophy/index.htm?onlinename=Sonichu Sonichu] profile... It doesn't even have ModNation Racers listed on it... Plus he commonly looks off to his left, a common sign of lying. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 11:35, 28 August 2010 (PDT)
::: Maybe he's only lying about part of it? He might have reformatted his hard drive or whatever on his own, and told us Sony did it so he wouldn't look like as much of an idiot. --[[User:Dalkalopagus|Dalkalopagus]] 14:57, 29 August 2010 (PDT)

Stardate, August 27, 2010

2010-08-27T21:20:15Z

Dalkalopagus:

'''Stardate, August 27, 2010''' is a video in which [[Chris]] explains how he formatted his [[PS3]]'s hard drive, unexpectedly erasing [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|all]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|his]] [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|content]]. Having learned about the true meaning of formatting and effectively destroying the most important aspect of his life, Chris concedes victory to [[Christian Weston Chandler|the trolls]].

== Video ==

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== Transcript ==
Heh... Captain's log, Stardate August 27, 2010. Guess what? I have some interesting fascinating news for you trolls out there. You knome- You are aware of my recent dilemma of being able to download videos and digital comics being disabled. And I just got done through talking with to uhh technical people at Sony. And they encourage me to uhh to uhh option #3 of uhh rec- this of uhh searching for corrupted data and cleaning that out.

But there was a problem durng that and as the assistant suggested formatting my internal harddrive. And there was a misunderstanding between me and the uhh employee over at Sony Computer Entertainment of America. And I said yes, [eyes bulge out] everything I have worked for since March 2007 since I started, saved data, videos, music, photographs everything that was saved to my harddrive. [extends arms out showing the world his [[stare]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> Gone!

There's nothing to destroy. You wanted to destroy my Playstation 3, well, in a misguided error, [[Slow-in-the-minds|I just did myself]]. So there's nothing for you trolls to get jealouss about, nothing, absolutely nothing! Feels like a whole [[Obesity|weight]] has been lifted off my shoulders. In a way, you win! You win dayure!

That's it! I'll leave y'all with that piece of knowledge, let y'all contemplate. Of uhh, especially to uhh Clyde Cash. Let him contemplate, the agony me in the past few years. Everything, [raises arms] POOF!

Alright, stay safe. [reaches for camera to turn off]

== See also ==
*[[PS3]]

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CWCki:General

2010-08-20T21:05:08Z

Dalkalopagus: /* I will interview Chris tomorrow */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__

{{Community Portal}}

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[User:Fuckingstupid|user page]]. [[Mumble_7|The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]

* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*well he wanted to make " Date Education" apart from sex education, i think a chris and romance, detailing what he thinks is romance would be a nice add to the cwcki.---[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:13, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Fridays After Five yet again ==

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==

[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

: I know I'm late to comment on this, but good grief, am I glad some of the stupid things I did were deleted. Was the whole purpose of the fan works section to make any contributors to realise they suck? =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 03:02, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

== this community portal split idea was retarded ==
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SPLIT, BRO.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

== Look what I did ==

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.

—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) 
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== new idea for speculation ==
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and relationships==
Just a short idea: There are several categories regarding Chris relationships, aquaintances (for example [[Galpals|Galpals]] "Males Chris doesn't hate") orjust general people he interacted with. I think it might be beneficial to have a kind of overview regarding what people he interacted with in what timeline. Could also be linked under "friends" etc. in order to illustrate the extent of his growing social isolation and successive personal development. -- [[User:Miela|Miela]] 13:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

== July 23 Fridays After Five ==

I was at FAF this weekend, didn't stay for the whole thing, I was gone by about 7:30 or so but as far as I could tell Chris wasn't there. Actually the whole thing was pretty dead compared to the usual turnout, especially the lawn area which was almost empty. Heat index was something like 110, so I can't blame him for staying home, unless the reason was that Chris feels he's too heavily monitored at FAF these days. I did remember one more thing about Chris at FAF last week though, he had on dark wraparound sunglasses on... UNDER his regular eyeglasses. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 22:25, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
:I guess that confirms his shades aren't prescription. Makes sense, he chose the cheapest frames available for his glasses, why would be spend the money for something expensive like prescription sunglasses? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

==Modnation Levels==
I don't suppose anybody's actually played any of Chris's levels or anything?

It's completely understandable if nobody wants to play them, given that it's Chris, I'm sure they're all garbage, but currently all we have on his modnation efforts are a bunch of tiny screencaps I took from the website. We covered all of his LBP nonsense in detail, it's kinda weird that nobody's even tried to look into his tracks.

Any intrepid PS3 owners wanna step up?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:30, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't know if anyone else has suggested it already, but I've got a feeling that one of the best ways to reach (and troll) Chris right now is through ModNation, considering he probably spends most of his time there. Just track him down, join him in a game, "befriend" and chat with him... then beat him silly on his own levels and expect lulz. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 06:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure everyone would appreciate good let's-play videos of the ModNation levels (along the lines of the LBP owl level preview video). Does ModNation allow recording/playing back online matches? Dramatic replays and dreadful overanalysis of Chris's online games would be terribly appreciated. I mean, I don't watch motorsports, but microsecond-by-microsecond commentary on clumsy moves just might be worth watching. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:35, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Just a question==
Not sure it this is the right place to ask or talk about a question or if this is old news but forgive me if I am wrong about anything, but may I ask whats the deal with the Cwiki and /cwc/ fighting and every thing can't find anything about whats going?--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 15:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything. If you're talking about Delebonte being a fag and making a shittalk template, that doesn't have to do with /cwc/. /cwc/, as I see it, is a place where people go to talk about Chris. It's the watercooler where everyone goes to provide their own theories without threat of retribution. Cwcki is a place where facts are documented and presented. They don't really conflict, and /cwc/ doesn't really seem to be vandalising this site or anything, so I guess you just have bad information. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:49, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
Ok thanks, what I got was something about something about legi0n or who ever being mad about furrys being on the cwciki and users being blacklisted by someone but idk, I can't look a the thread right now because when ever i got to the /cwc/ I keep getting the message saying "Website Disabled". but anyway thanks for clearing this up a little for me.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 16:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*I can probably explain that one. People on /cwc/ follow most of the same "rules" as other imageboards (e.g. 4chan, 7chan, etc.) and as such tend to ban furries and stuff because they spam their boards with fetish porn. On the CWCki, this isn't an issue, and so we have a more lax set of rules. For people who don't understand the difference between the two systems, they might be led to believe that we are a furry site, when in fact we are just tolerant. I wouldn't worry about it too much. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:10, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Old News (Possible Bulbapedia incident)==

Hey, newfag here. On Bulbapedia, there was apparently a small battle over whether or not to make Sonichu as a page, with Chris (obviously) being the sole supporter. A user posted quotes from their supposed discussion here: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blog.php?b=15577 Considering said user had no idea who Sonichu was at the time of this discussion, or shortly before I told him a few hours earlier, I'm betting money it actually happened. Thing is, this happened in August of last year, so where should it go? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 12:47, 30 July 2010 (EST)
:(Are you Brazilian/Portuguese by any chance?) I can't really confirm it's him. The use of "OVER 9" (like that stupid meme), incorrect use of "Your" (he's stupid, but that's not one of his quirks), NOT censoring the F-word with asterisks, as well as calling you a troll outright (though I wouldn't put it past him, frankly) and declaring the "reality" of Sonichu out in the open (he does probably believe this, but he would only insinuate it)... These are rather consistent with a copycat troll than the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan. But if we DO get a confirmation, it should go in its own article, along with a Da Update showing that new information was unearthed.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, I was born in the Philippines, grew up in America. But anyway, I doubt we'll get any sort of confirmation, Chris has most likely long forgotten about this. I suppose I can ask if any of the conversation is left, but I don't think it'll prove anything. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:10, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Well, this is the only other edit he made. "I would like you to know that Sonichu is a REAL Pokemon. I know, because I have over 9 years of canon from him and his world, and have been in talks with Nintendo to put Sonichu and Rosechu into animal crossing, and have been in talk with Sega to make a Sonichu video game. Please consider this. Thank you. I will dare to keep my dreams alive." Hmm. Yeah, from the looks of it, it appears it was nothing more than a poser. I doubt even Chris would say something like that. Of course, I'm a newfag so make of it what you will. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Chris wouldn't mention the talks with Nintendo after finding out the people behind that were trolls. Too much wounded pride.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:44, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
***Well, the talks with Nintendo and Sega were mentioned at 02:33, 24 August 2009 (UTC), and all the discussion in the blog started about two minutes afterward, with Chris replying at 02:58. There's also a little bit of discussion above the Sonichu topic on his user talk page, but he didn't respond to that. Here's the link to his User Talk page: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:CWCSonichuChandler, and here's the link to the other bit Chris supposedly said.: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:Evkl#Re:_Fake_Pages - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 10:56, 30 July 2010 (EST)

== Why are some people so eager to ban Chris everywhere on the Internet? ==

Including the people here on CWCki? Where's the fun in Chris crashing into PS3 slumber again? Damn, I wish Chris was allowed back to deviantART :( --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:10, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

More to the point, is there an official policy regarding stupid ass bullshit like "[[CWCipedia]] states that Chris may or may not create another account. Be sure to tip off the dA admins if he will return."? I think there should be.
*Overenthusiastic nobodies eager to 'stick it' to Chris and be the #1 trolin genious lolololo. It's quite irritating, and seems as if they have zero forethought. And I can only see this problem getting worse as time goes on and Chris becomes more mainstream. Feels bad man. - [[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 14:46, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris is known to act out a lot, and on deviantART, acting out is considered trolling and it will get you banned. Also the fact that nobody wants him around. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 15:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

The same reason he gets banned from places IRL. --[[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 02:24, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

More times often than not, Chris does a good job of getting himself banned, better than the trolls at times: for example, his continued uploading of NSFW material to [[Flipnote Hatena]] damned him more than trolls could. The problem with Chris is his un realistic expectation that he is exempt to normal rules, an expectation that will continue to bite him in the ass. [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Chris's handwriting ==

Does anyone have a slightly recent example of Chris's handwriting? I just read a book on analyzing handwriting for character traits, and I want to see what I can pick out of him. Don't worry, I'll write the summary on my user page. I just need a sample. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:41, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:[[Chris's Letter to Blanca|2008 should be recent enough]] --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:48, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:: OK thank you. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 17:32, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:::The [[List of Flipnotes|Flipnotes]] should be the most recent example. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 18:26, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
::::The problem with those though is that they don't show pressure of his writing.

Anyways, I finished. [[User:GandWuser|Read it on my Userpage.]] --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 18:34, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

== Scripts for Sonichu TAS ==

Would it be fine to add scripts from the Sonichu Animated Series to the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:40, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:The page is locked, so you'd have to ask an admin. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:46, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
::Who are the admins on the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:18, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:::That would be [[User:cogsdev|these]] [[User:Clydec|fine]] [[User:Champthom|people]]. I suggest putting the scripts on your namespace until they're ready for release. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:27, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Spotted Chris at Game Stop ==

Another sighting! I went over to the GameStop at the mall and lo and behold, Christian Weston Chandler in all his glory. He was wearing jeans and plain gray shirt that was too small for him. I say too small because his chest was definitely accentuated and they came up a wee bit too shirt for a T-Shirt to be at. He was checking out the PS Triple section the majority of the time. I happened to look over my shoulder at one point and there he was, bent over with his tighty whities pulled up too far on his body, his shirt coming up rather far over his back. What he was bent over for, I have no idea. I turned back to what I was looking at and he was sighing periodically over who knows what. Then I heard, "kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box..." I had to look. He was kicking a row of X-Box games while saying it. It wasn't hard enough to knock things over, but still...what the fuuuuuck? The employee gave him a glance but didn't say anything. I'm assuming he does this on a regular basis that they just ignore him. Now that I think back on it, he was probably sighing because the PS Triple section is right next to the X-Box section and he was getting stuh-ressed that the games were touching. He left shortly after that so I was able to look at the vidya with no further disturbances.

I later decided to get a bite to eat at the Sbarros and holy shit, there was the lumberjack and the Snorlax feasting on Chick-Fil-A. They both wore baseball caps and you could definitely tell the past couple of years(or however old the most recent pictures of them were taken) haven't been kind to them. I have some unfortunate news that the Snorlax isn't as fat as she used to be(from the one picture we have). In fact, her legs were incredibly skinny. Probably even skinnier than Chris'. Her clothing looked like it hung from her loosely. She could just have the same oddly shaped body that Chris has. Either way, she didn't really look that healthy. Bob was very scruffy(probably can't shave because of his age) and shuffled around with a slight hunch. A little while later, Chris joined them before they all got up and left. Chris' underwear was bunched up over his pants and sticking out. Chris walked with his mother out, his arm around her and rubbing her back. I overheard him tell his mom, "I love you, mother." Uuuuuuh, yeeeeah. About 10-20 seconds later, Bob shuffled up behind them. And that was it. He continues to blow my mind. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 22:07, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
* Ho-Ho-Holy shiiiiiiiit...! I could understand Barb's thinness (that diet after getting sick awhile back must have been murder on her), but Chris actually kicking X-Box games while saying "kick da hex-box"? That just takes the cake! I wish I knew what was going through the storeowner's head when he saw that. Hopefully the same thing everyone else was: what the fuck?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:13, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*That... That's just ridiculous. And here I thought Chris was beyond things a five year old would do. No pics, I assume? :( - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 7 August 2010 (EST)
**Barb definitely has AIDS. -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 23:08, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
**This is still an eyewitness sighting of Chris, so we're going to have to update the [[August 2010]] article. Any information or sighting is helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:09, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*If he starts to frequent the store, look for the slightest excuse to get him banned. Anything that keeps Chris from buying more games is worth it. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 00:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*ewww chris wants to do it with his mom. thats like barf central and not just because of the incest either --This post has been brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 08:54, 7 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

== chris at faf again ==

Sighted chris at fridays after five. He was wearing grey shirt, girly fitting jeans, and his trucker vest. Spotted a pokewalker on each of his hips. No rocks or hoolahoops sighted, but the highlight was him doing a sort of dance waddle/dance where he would slowly turn in circles with both of his index fingers pointed in the air. Making sheepish eye contact with random people, and revealing a very forced looking smile. When i wandered past him while he was doing this on the side grass near the bandstand I could hear him muttering/singing "do a little dance, make a little love, do a little dance, make a little love".
:No pictures, I assume? Either way, this is still helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 11:06, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*care to tell us how you managed to observe this scene from canada? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 11:31, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**Ouch. -- [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 14:46, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Cogs brings the smackdown. My suggestion is to treat this one as bogus until we get more confirmation. Also, sign your damn posts. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:58, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
I observed this with my own eyes and other sensory organs while, I did not observe this from canada as I am referring to fridays after five in c,va. Whether or not you choose to believe me is up to you. --hooplah
*Yeah, I think we all know this is bullshit. You could have tried harder, though. Also, I don't want to make two posts, so is there any real confirmation on the previous section's sighting? It seems a bit too descriptive to me, and a family outing doesn't seem like the Chandler family to me. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:37, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**I smell a /cwc/fag --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:13, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
***1) Wut 2) You can sign your post using four tildes (~) so that you don't have to type all that shit out. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:01, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
*I was at FAF last week and stayed for most of it. I'm 95% sure Chris wasn't there. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 05:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
**Listen to this man. He's the one who spotted Chris on all those other occasions. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 09:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

== Was it just me... ==

Or was anyone else redirected to ads when they tried to access this adsite yesterday? I tried to get on but I couldn't. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:52, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
:I didn't notice anything wrong. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 17:51, 8 August 2010 (PDT)

== Regarding the Relics of Fail items... ==
I posted this a month or so ago on Champthom's usertalk page since he was the one who originally made these pages, but I figured that it might be better off here. Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix "of fail". I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change "Plush Boobs of Fail" into something along the lines of "Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality." Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. "Pokewalker of Sloth" or "Pokewalker of Inactivity". Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 21:43, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
*I second this. This site isn't ED, and should separate itself where convenient. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 23:26, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
:I disagree. The suffix has been grandfathered into CWC lore, original or not. Perhaps it's no longer necessary to append it to every new object Chris has, but I see no reason for the previous "of fails" to change. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 14:31, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

== PS3 Tracker ==
Since I'm now denigrated to normal user i guess i have to be normal i am sad.

But anyway, based off a topic I saw earlier. We do have some people who know Chris on da PS3 and can see what game is playing at what time. What we need is a tracker to keep track of how much time he has wasted. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)
:I wonder if we should add a ModNation tracker. I support the idea of a greater PS3 tracker as well.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:29, 18 August 2010 (PDT)
:Can anyone confirm that Chris bought the PlayStation <s>Plus</s> Live Gold subscription, or does he have enough sense not to buy a $50 annual service that gives discounts to crap he already owns?--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 23:05, 18 August 2010 (PDT)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

So you can't get into PVCC but you're tired of getting yelled at for chatting on tlak pages? Well I have you a solution. http://cwckiforum.proboards.com is now here for you,a nd you cna talk amongst yourselves about the CWCki or weeaboo shit or anime or whatever and make your arts and have a place to show then and develop them before they get added to the CWCki itself, and all kinds of useful shit and stuff like that. So come join the cwcki forum, the only forum about the Cwcki! http://cwckiforum.proboards.com

Yeah I know the colors suck and it's not all there yet. AHM WORKIN ON IT!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:22, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
:The color scheme is offensive to the eye. Was that intentional so discourage Chris from sticking his nose into it? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 13:25, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

I'll take that excuse for my beign shitty with color layouts. But yeah, totally to throw off chris. That's it. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:54, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== Chris spotted on CWCki (probably) ==

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Contributions/G0dofThunderG0dofWar --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 13:47, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
*: Still waiting for a IP address confirmation... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:57, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

Most likely a troll, Chris isn't that smark with 1337 talk, and his changes are more ovbious, and clyde erased his changes immediately.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:44, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

== I personally talked to Bob and Chris ==

Knowing that [[Bob]] and [[Chris]] would only answer if I called with a 434 area code, I got Caller ID Faker thanks to the magic of Android Marketplace. Anyways, posing as a white knight (or more correctly an anti-troll), Bob asked me if I could let you guys know that he's at the Burger King in Ruckersville daily from 9:30 to 10:30 AM, and that sometimes Chris is with him. I then called Chris on his cell phone and asked him when the next Sonichu will be released. He said "eventually."

Video coming in a minute. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 16:54, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

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[[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 17:01, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:You should have grilled him on that "eventually" part, and told him that if he was serious about Sonichu's success, he would update it more regularly. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:25, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

:So Bob talks about having no axe to grind and tries to coax the trolls away from their computers. Sounds like he's quite taken with his internet persona. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

== I will interview Chris tomorrow ==

What should I ask him? [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 17:33, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Details regarding "trolls hacked my bank accounts!" --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Grill him on that "eventually" part he said in the last call. Tell him that if he was serious about Sonichu, he wouldn't go months at a time without updating. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:39, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:Today's big news in the gaming world was the ps3 hack. Given Chris's attachment to the ps3, you could ask him if he's heard about it and what he thinks about it. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:02, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

:: Definitely the information regarding his allegedly hacked back accounts. If you can disguise it as a different number, tell them your part of Best Buy's fraud investigation department, and ask for details concerning the incident. If Chris feel's he talking to someone who can actually fight back against trolls, he'll be willing to tell you everything. --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 18:09, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:::How his parents reacted when they found out about the Game Place incident and what happened with the police. Also possibly ask him about his future (if there's any games he's looking forward to, etc) that could preoccupy him and keep him off the internet like Modnation Racers is currently. Did he agree to an interview with you already or are you hoping he'll answer again? --[[User:Straw|Straw]] 18:41, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:::*I'm hoping he'll answer again. He answered the first time, so I'm guessing he'll answer a second time. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 19:38, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
:If you get Bob again, ask him about his career with Western Electric and his inventions. Someone on his talk page on here thinks he assisted in the installation of the first automated telephone switchboard. If he did, that's more impressive than his plastic molding controls that Chris loves to talk about. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 21:37, 19 August 2010 (PDT)
::I actually suggested that due to the time Bob worked for WE being around the same time of the automatic switchboard (due to his mention of an automatic device related to telephony before, with it possibly being WE's first truly electronic switchboard, the 1ESS), and considering the only other major test was in Illinois in 1960 by Bell Labs, it might have been WE's first major installation, and Chris's mind probably thought plastic molding controls were more exciting than the switchboard and simply forgot Bob ever mentioned it. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 22:28, 19 August 2010 (PDT)

As a dedicated member of the TRUE and Loyal Fanbase, ask him where you can read the Sonichu comics, of course. Also, when will he finish the Videobooks of the last issues. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 00:31, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

:* This is a good point. Some kind of subtle mention that the only place on the internet hosting the Sonichu website are the dirty trolls (maybe with a mention that you hate going to the site because of the lies they spread), just to make certain he knows the comics aren't anywhere else on the internet. --[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:22, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

A smarter man may be able to put 2 and 2 together, and think you're a troll for knowing about the bank stuff, since he hasn't released anything about it. (beat panel) Remember, we don't know for sure what happened with those accounts, so don't feed him a line about trolls doing it, stay vague like just "Your father mentioned something about a bank account; what actually happened?", and let him answer for himself. --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 01:54, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

I want to ask him something, but all I can think of doesn't relate to finding out more info about him, just his opinion on stuff he likes (like the new Gen 5 [[Pokemon|pokeymanz]]). Is that OK? (Yes, I know I fail so hard.) --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 07:53, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
*That's fine. I'm actually going to ask him a few questions like that myself. I'm also going to ask him what he likes to do when he's not on the internet, which may help with trolling efforts. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 08:49, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

I've got ten questions so far:
*What happened with the bank account hacking?
*What future video games are you looking forward to?
*What did your father invent and do when he worked with Western Electric, and did he really assist in the installation of the first automated telephone switchboard?
*Are there any places other than the CWCki that host your comics?
*What are your thoughts on Pokemon Black and White?
*What are your favorite things to do when you're not on the internet?
*What's an average day for Chris?
*In Sonichu 3, there's a character named "[[Merried Seinor Comic]]. What does his name mean? (I had trouble thinking of another question)
*Is there more than just an intake survey in your [[Autism papers]]?
*If you were really serious about Sonichu, wouldn't you update more frequently?
[[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 09:47, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
:Those will work just fine. Make sure you save all the hardest questions for last, otherwise he will just shut down. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 10:11, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
::Perhaps ask how his sweetheart search is going? Has he found anyone (not likely)? Or does he have his sights on some poor unlucky women? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 10:22, 20 August 2010 (PDT)
::*Added that to the list. I'll be interviewing him in a few hours. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 10:25, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

Hm, the only thing I'd change is "hacking", that's still feeding him a line of 'somebody else is involed,' and save it for when he becomes more open and likeley to tell (say on accident) the truth; "I heard mentioned that there was an overdraft on your credit card; did you spend too much, or what happened?" --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 12:40, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

Do you have any idea when you will be able to post a recording? --[[User:Dalkalopagus|Dalkalopagus]] 14:05, 20 August 2010 (PDT)

1980s

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[[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Chris and his mom in the eighties.]]
[[Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris in '''1982''', bearing a striking resemblance to the baby from ''Eraserhead'', but less cute.]]
[[Image:0002-1-Baby_Chris_and_Mommy.jpg|thumb|Baby Chris and Barbara.]]
[[Image:0004-ChristopherDec1985.jpg|thumb|Chris and Barbara in '''1985'''.]]
[[Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg|thumb|'''1986''']]
[[Image:0008-ChristopherShopping12-1986.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''1986'''.]]
[[Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg|thumb|'''1987''', Chris turns 5.]]
[[Image:0031-1-Chris_on_Pony.jpg|thumb|Poor pony.]]
[[Image:0031-EasterChristopher.jpg|thumb|Twenty years later, Chris himself would have a try at the [[Bunny Hop]].]]

The '''1980s''' were the decade in which [[Christian Weston Chandler]] was born, under the name Christopher Weston Chandler (he wouldn't change his name until [[1994]]). According to Chris, he had a lot of trouble growing up, and even coped with a prolonged episode of muteness.

Source material referring to the 1980s is scarce, and this article is mostly based on statements made by Chris at a later age, and on image material.

==1980==
The year [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] got married.
===Events of 1980===
* Around this time, [[Cole]] moves away.<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 1]]</ref>
* 7 June - Bob and Barbara get married.<ref>[[Sarah Reveals Herself#Family matters]]</ref><ref>[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]</ref>

==1981==
The last year of peace for Bob and Barbara Chandler. Unluckily for them, the happy couple filled their time with lots of unprotected love-making. During the second half on this year, Barbara would be pregnant.
===Events of 1981===
* Circa 26 May - Bob and Barbara Chandler have hot, sweaty, old people sex. [[Christopher Weston Chandler]] is conceived.

==1982==
The year that began the entire sorry saga.
===Events of 1982===
* 24 February - Christopher Weston Chandler is born at approximately 5:30 AM at the Martha Jefferson Hospital in [[Charlottesville|Charlottesville, Virginia]].<ref>[[Chris_on_Wikipedia]]</ref>
* 24 February - Chris is brought back to the Chandler [[house]]hold in [[Ruckersville|Ruckersville, Virgina]].<ref>According to Christian in the [[Song of Christian]] video.</ref>
* April - Chris allegedly speaks his first word: "[[Niggos|monkey]]".<ref name="Song and Wikipedia">[[Song of Christian]] and [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>
* 13 October - [[Sarah Hammer]] is born.<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story]]</ref>

==1983==
Chris has stated that in '''1983''', he was abused by his babysitter, "starting" his [[autism]]. On other occasions, however, Chris has said that he is aware of autism being a hereditary disease, making his "acquisition" of autism impossible.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref> We can nonetheless assume that the abuse Christopher suffered in 1983 was traumatic.<ref>First statement was done in the Song of Christian video.</ref>

===Events of 1983===
* 24 February - Christopher's 1st birthday.
* August - Christopher's autism allegedly "begins". He claims the reason was an evil babysitter named [[Roach]], who locked him in a room. He becomes mute.<ref name="Song and Wikipedia" />

==1984==
In '''1984''', Chris lived his life in Richmond as a mute toddler. He himself declares that he gave his parents a lot of trouble, and he screeched a lot. It is possibly indicated that his parents held this against him at a later age, and didn't really like caring for the autistic child they had created themselves.

===Events of 1984===
* This year - Chris first meets his childhood friend and [[gal pal]], Sarah Hammer.
* 24 February - Christopher's 2nd birthday.

==1985==
In '''1985''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1985===
* 24 February - Christopher's 3rd birthday.
* April - Chris has his picture taken holding a leaf.
* December - Chris and Barbara have their picture taken with Santa Claus.

==1986==
In '''1986''', Chris is still a mute, screeching toddler.

===Events of 1986===
* 24 February - Christopher's 4th birthday.
* June - Chris has his picture taken at what seems to be a zoo.
* December - Chris has his picture taken in front of a bathroom, and at a shopping mall.

==1987==
In '''1987''', Chris starts attending [[Greene County Primary School]]. It isn't known for sure if he attended pre-kindergarten before then.

===Events of 1987===
* 24 February - Christopher's 5th birthday. A paper hat is made in his honor.
* August/September - Chris begins kindergarten at Greene County Primary School.

==1988==
In '''1988''', Chris starts first grade at Greene County Primary School, but he is still mute. Late [[1980s]], Chris joins the [[Chris and religion|Cub Scouts]].
===Events of 1988===
* 24 February - Christopher's 6th birthday.
* 17 March - [[Patti]] is born.<ref>As can be read on the doghouse in Sonichu #6: [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic7.htm]</ref>
* August/September - Chris begins first grade at Greene County Primary School.

==1989==
In '''1989''', helped by the language training at [[James Madison University]], Christopher starts talking again whilst reading a Gobot package.<ref>According to Christian in the Song of Christian video.</ref>.

===Events of 1989===
* Unknown - Chris claims that he had a dream that in which he saw himself with a daughter named Crystal, and working in an office.
* 24 February - Christopher's 7th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters second grade at Greene County Primary School.
* December - The English conductor of the Regency Square Bear Band, Leonard Bearstein, mistakes Christopher's name for "Christian". According to Chris, this stuck, and would inspire his [[Christopher's name change|name-change]] in [[1994]],<ref name="dvd1">[[:Image:0060-CWCNote1.jpg|DVD, note 1]]</ref> though other sources state that this happened in [[1992]].
* 25 December - Chris gets his second gaming system, a [[Nintendo]] Game Boy, for Christmas.

==References==
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{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme

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'''"Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme"''' is the eighth and final track from ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''.

==Listen==

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===Lyrics===

[''sung over Crush 40's "Open Your Heart" (instrumental)'']

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys! 
Zipping along! Rockin’ with joy! 
Guitars, drums, and speakers! 
[Indecipherable line!] 

Shadow! [[Black Sonichu]]! 
The dark half can rock you! 
[[Sonichu]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] 
Rockin’ in the atomic! 

And the leader who put the band together 
Singin’ with this song! 
His name is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian ''Chandler!'']] 

Rockin’ with adventures 
and without stoppin’! 
Runnin’ faster than sound! 
[Indecipherable line!] 

It’s a mental rhythm 
Listening to their songs! 
We are setting out on a mission! 
Christian and the Hedgehog Boys will ''rock your world!'' 

Rock your ''world!'' 
Yeah, yeah! 

Rockin' with adventures 
and without stoppin'! 
Runnin’ faster than sound 
And zappin' with lightning! 

It’s a mental rhythm 
Listenin’ to their songs! 
We are setting out on a mission 
Christian and the Hedgehog Boys will ''rock your world!'' 

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys will rock your world! 
Yeah! 

Oh, yeah!

{{Hedgehog Boys}}

[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]

SingStar Challenge

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[[Image:SingStar_Competition.jpg|thumb|Who will prevail?]]
'''CWC Challenge''' was a video competition between [[Chris]] ([[IBAChandler]]) and [[CChanSonichuCWC]] to determine who is the real CWC.

Because Chris was too much of a pussy to challenge CChanSonichuCWC to a proper duel like a Southern gentleman, he had opted instead for a singing competition, like Southern [[homos|homosexuals]].

Happily, CWC couldn't have chosen a worse medium to duel through, as he is so tone deaf he doesn't even realize that he is tone deaf. Chris believed his singing voice had "a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor"<ref>[[Sonichu_Girls#Introduction]]</ref>, so he seemed to believe that he was a shoe-in to win.

==Announcement==
Because it's totally fair that Chris gets to set the rules to a competition he's competing in without even asking his opponent if the terms are acceptable, Chris laid out in great detail the rules of engagement:
{{quotebox|Rules between The Original, Patriotic C.W.C. and the Brown-Striped Impostor C.W.C.

-One Song At A Time from our individual Playlists. 
-Sing Without Printed Lyrics or Karaoke Equipment.. 
-Original MP3s must be played in background at appropriate audible volume.. 
-NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or Guitar Hero/Rock Band/Rock Revolution, etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO. .
-No Requests will be made from one Singer to the other BEFORE the 5th Song. After the Brown One sings Song 4, he may choose the Encore Track for me to sing, then I will choose his Encore Track for him to sing.. 
-Deadline for Each Player: 24 Hours from one Singer's Uploading of their Singing Video (After August 5, 2009 at Noon EST). If I upload on 12:30 PM Monday the 3rd, the deadline for the Brown One will be 12:30 PM Tuesday the 4th, and vice-versa. . 
-Use of any MP3 Players Fully Encouraged for playing the Tracks. . 
-NO IMPORTED TRACKS (No Japanese, Spanish, German, etc Tracks).. 
-ENGLISH TRACKS ONLY.. 
-NO Christian Weston Chandler Tracks, such as "[[So Need A Cute Girl]]", "[[Yellow Is A Mellow Color]]", etc. . 
-Once a Song, of that Title from That Artist has been sung, it Can Not be sung again by Either Player for the remainder of the Competition. My First Track is "Sonic Boom" from Pastiche; it is forbidden for it to be sung again by either Me or the Brown One for the remainder of the competition.. 
-NO Visual/Audio Video Edits for ALL SONG VIDEOS. No Dubbing Pre-recorded Audio over Video; ONLY Smooth Video One-Take Recordings Count (multiple takes towards final video are acceptable).. 

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Failure to comply by ANY of these Rules at ANY time during the competition shall be Disqualified, and the Last Player Sung shall be Named the Winner Forever.. 
<nowiki>***</nowiki>All Scores shall be tallied from accuracy of Lyric-Matching and praise from the watching audience, Officially by Judges that myself, and the Impostor will select THREE Close People, NO MORE THAN THREE FOR EACH OF US, on YouTube.. 

My List of Judges will be Noted by their YouTube Handle on My First Song for the Competition; I ask the man in brown to list his Judges' Handles on his First Video.. 

The DEADLINE for His First Video and Judge Selection will be Wednesday, August 5 at 12:00 NOON, EST.. 

Game On!|collapsible collapsed}}

Even to the [[slow in the minds]] it's clear that several rules contradict themselves immediately, such as not being allowed karaoke equipment but being allowed to play the song itself in the background. This still hasn't stopped Chris from stuffing up.

===Watch===
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = SingStar Challenge Announcement
| image = {{#ev:youtube|M9MF5XKiDvw}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]] Saga
| Shirt = {{ClassicShirt}} The Classic
| previous = [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|Sonic Boom]]
}}
</center>
{{quote|Game on. ¡Abre la contesta!}}

====Transcript====

{| class="collapsible" |
| Alright, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge. I challenge you in a SingStar competition. The rules are simple. We are to each pick one song out of our libraries, our own playlists, and sing them verbatim with out any printed lyrics and with out any karaoke. 'Quipment.

(''picks up camera'')

And I will show you right now how fair I am. My room lay out.

(''pans around his overstuffed with junk room'')

No karaoke equipment what so ever.

(''camera returns to Chris in frame'')

(''[[sigh]]'') And if it-and also we must have the mp3s played behind us, so therefore no musical instruments its so-what so ever in any video. And... only... in song number five, no song before, we [sigh] will allow each other to pick one song and challenge the other with that song. And the deadline for each uh, up, each uploaded song is etsa-approximately 24 hours from the previous one. So your song number one will, the deadline for that will be 24 hours after I upload and p-start my first st-song. [sigh] So, with that we will soon be commencing with the first track, "Sonic Boom" [holds up "Sonic CD" cover]

(''jump cut'')

And with that I will be showing you my li'l lay out

(''camera once again turns to Chris's crap laden room'')

my speakers over there,

(''camera moves to show some Lego bricks'')

my camera will sit here

(''camera moves back to Chris'')

the only thing that I ask anotherly—anotherly in this, no separate microphones but only the microphones on our webcamps. [holds up a mirror to reflect the camera]

(''jump cut to Chris setting down the camera facing his bed and sits down into frame'')

(''jump cut to Chris once again holding the camera on himself making the last jump cut meaningless'')

Oh, I forgot one thing, you may use your mp3 player of choice. My [[PSP]] is mine, attached to my speakers.

(''Chris once again sets down the camera'')

You may show me yours in your first video, Mr. Christian.

(''jump cut'')

Any mutiny against the rules I have set forth in this video will be [sigh] [dramatic glasses removal] not countable. And you will have to do it all over again.

(''jump cut to Chris throwing his glasses'')

And so with that

(''jump cut to Chris removing his vest and throwing it behind him'')

[starting to remove square medallion] Ow! [removes square medallion, holds it up to the camera to read: '''The Good Life''') [starts to shave goatee dry] [after 11 seconds the head comes off the razor, Chris reattaches it and continues shaving then sets razor down]

(''jump cut'')

[one second into new scene razor head falls off again, Chris reattaches again and continues to shave until goatee is mostly gone]

(''jump cut'')

(''jump cut'')

—rst thing, no imported music. Which means no Japanese, no [[Spanish]], no German, no odd country language. Only [[English]]. Shame, would loved to play "Sailor Star" or "Flame Sniper" [makes motion as if getting ready to fire an arrow from a bow]

(''jump cut'')

And also, once a song has been sung, of that specific title, from that specific band, it will not be reusable in a future song. Neither by you, neither by me. Abide by the rules.

(''jump cut'')

[Chris is once again holding the razor] Game on. ¡Abre la contesta! [''Spanish for "Let the contest begin!", except that "contesta" is not a Spanish word: "¡Abre el concurso!" would be correct.'']
|}

==Rounds==
{| class="wikitable"
! Round
! IBAChandler's song
! CChanSonichuCWC's song
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 1|Round 1]]'''
| "Sonic Boom" from ''Sonic the Hedgehog CD''
| "You're Pitiful" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 2|Round 2]]'''
| "Don't Say You Love Me" by M2M
| "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" by Will Smith
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 3|Round 3]]'''
| "Autumn Goodbye" by Britney Spears
| "Heaven" by Bryan Adams
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 4|Round 4]]'''
| "The Touch" by Stan Bush
| "Think Twice" by Eve 6
|-
| '''[[SingStar Challenge Round 5|Round 5]]'''
| "Can I Smell Yo Dick?" by Riskay (Opponent's request)
| "Lift your Eyes" by the Planetshakers (Opponent's request)
|}

==Awaiting the judges' ruling==

After round five finished, Chris began a campaign against CChanSonichuCWC in various fronts, mainly through video:

*A "direct" confrontation between him and CChanSonichuCWC:
**[[Exposing Jeff]], where by his "detective work" he finds that CChanSonichuCWC's true name is Jeff, this name is a callback to a previous trolling affair.
**[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]], a video that shows the rage held by Chris over the accomplishments of his rival. He tries to demotivate CChanSonichu by using his girlfriend, [[Kacey]], as a deterrent.
**[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], where he threatens legal persecution and gives some anecdotes about his life, mainly [[Christopher's name change|his name change]] and again mentions Kacey.
**[[LOOK at the truth!]], where he tries a comparison between him and CChanSonichuCWC, acknowledging and reaffirming his failures. This is also a video that shows a side of Chris few people have the fortune of not seeing, his manboobs.

*Trying to steal [[Kacey]] from CChanSonichuCWC, by the pretense of her being in love to the "Real Deal" Chris and not the impostor. This resulted in the following videos:
**[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]], where he shows the viewers the process behind a Sonichu drawing. This insight reveals that Chris is incapable of holding a pen correctly and the materials used are Crayola markers.
**[[For Kacey from CWC]], Chris tried to impersonate CChanSonichuCWC and invite her to his home for visit.
**A [[Kacey_Phone_Call|telephone interchange between Chris and Kacey]], where he tells her some graphic acts of sexual activities that he wants to do to her.

CChanSonichuCWC was not happy with these events and began his crusade for vindication:
*[[CChanSonichuCWC#Showdown|A telephone conversation]] between him and Chris, where he tries to convince Chris that he is a impostor and should stop impersonating him. Chris, like in his previous video loses it again, threatening CChanSonichuCWC with the police and involving [[Bob]] in this debacle.
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-fO5vF61Es His own final warning against Chris]. CChanSonichuCWC shows his anger against the impersonator, exposing his faults and weaknesses. This video is notable for including a "The Matrix" reference, relating to Chris's 'real name', "Ian Brandon Anderson".

==The Winner==

===Watch===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = "I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|if14sxI3bFk}}
| Stardate = 11 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.|Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up]]
}}

{{quote|I declare myself the winner of the Singstar Challenge!}}

====Transcript====
Captain's Log, Stardate: August 11th, 2009

Hello my loyal fanbase, I would like to address the impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson, for a moment. I officially declare myself the winner of the SingStar Challenge contest between because your judges have not followed my rules—followed not—followed not—not followed any rules or uploaded any videos. My judges have been following the rules and giving me scores, therefore because you don't have any scores you're out of the running and I am the true Christian Weston Chandler. Now, I dun care if you're stealing my original works, and comic pages and arts, and uploading them to a dimpy little website where no one will see them, bec—while the true comics are about to be published by Dark Horse Comics. Yes, you heard it right, Dark Horse is wary fent—they are working fenderlessly, furiously, to create and draw and write the first Sonichu Episode 0 comic within accordance from Sega and Nintendo. Now they are also working with a certain Microsoft as well. My current on the project is they may hire me as production manager. So, you know, keep my fingers crossed. And another thing, I present to you another true Sonichu merchandise selling site is cwcstore.blogspot.com and it's your one stop shop for anything Sonichu, Rosechu or CWCville related. I will show you a bit of the site right here. And on another note there uh uh gonna start selling Lego sets of CWCville along with uh, guides to the city. So, uh, be looking forward to that one, true believers! The uh, Sonichu Crystal Chronicles games has come along pretty well. It's going to a, uh, RPG-style game, a role playing game, and outside the city of CWCville. And, uh, it is currently being produced in tandem with Microsoft for the-mm, X-box 360. Look forward to the official revealing of it in the uh Da-Dallas Game Developers Conference. Ehm, anyways, uh, anyway, yeh, that's about it for now. Still making lots of money, rol—rolling in the—rolling in the dough, ya know and uh, WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS?

And to my, my darling sweetheart Kacey, eventual, a light a magical lighthouse is randomly shone is a healing, guiding light upon previously shattered heart and tortured soul, and mending them back into good shape and form. One girl walked into my life like a sailor soldier who had just vanquished a heart snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed you're shining, lustrous hair, you're shiny blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes and personality—strong and caring, like a true buttercup bloom. I followed my recovered heart's instincts and followed you. As I got to know you over the months and my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for you. I blushed more strawberry pink than I ever had before and everything was shining like a sun's mellow color, yellow. For you I would travel even a thousand miles just to be with ya. Fortunately you lives only about 2 hours away from my house and uh, I meet you when we dates. This feeling that was, and still is, so pure and true, it's as if I was born to love you. When you smiles I feel like I'm walking on sunshine and I give my replying smile and gaze into your eyes. And your hair is the softest and most warm tingling. Cloud nine? I feel like I'm on ten! Kacey my love, will you marry me? Peace

==Chris is a sore loser==

After losing the contest Chris uploaded [[The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who]], where he pulls a massive [[retcon]] out of his ass and says the contest was just for [[lie|fun]].

==Aftermath==

This successful [[saga]] marked a new take on [[Jimmy Hill|previous attempts]] to make [[Chris]] believe that someone else was taking all the fame and glory of his [[Sonichu]] creation. By confronting a doppelgänger who was successful in everything he tried to be, Chris began to show a violent side of his psyche. While fruitlessly trying to prove that he was the TRUE and Honest person, his actions produced a surge of content unparalleled to anything produced in [[2009]], even to point of jump-starting the production of [[Sonichu 9]].

==Sauces==
<references/>

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Sonichu 8 Official Videobook

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'''Sonichu 8 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads out the comics from ''[[Sonichu 8]]''. He started uploading these videos on 19 [[September 2009]].

==Episode 17==
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage" Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yr1_oI18CYk}}
| Stardate = 19 September 2008
| Maker = [[Chris| ChristianWChandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|17]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Rosechu]], [[Sonichu]], [[Wild_Sonichu| Wild]], [[Thurston_Howell_III| Mr. and Mrs. Howell]], and [[Beel]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook#KCWC_Special| KCWC Special]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_2| Episode 17 Part 2]]
}}

====Transcript====
And now for the, uh, OK version...of...Book Number Eight. And by OK version I mean the OK version of-ab-bu of the, uh...next episode. Anyway, all Sonichu material is [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] March 17, [[2009]], to Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in any of the Sonichu comic books except that of myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental or otherwise [[Parody|parodic]]. And to note, some of the following comic pages contain scenes of censored [[Honest Content]] that may not be suitable to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

Anyway, here's the cover.

(''falsetto'') Woohoo, it's Spring Break! Yayyyy!! Everybody runnin' 'round on the beach yaayy!!
(''normal voice'') And we're featuring a spring break launch concert featuring-
(''terrifying, inhuman squeak'') JIGGLIAMIII. Hihighgihdghidhidiiiii.

(''normal voice'') Prologue of Episode 17. Continued from an hour after Sonichu and Rosechu's date, 10 p.m., November 3rd 2007. For your inform- For your information, Sonichu turned 19, March 17th 2000, and Rosechu turned 18 September 22nd 2006.

Sonichu and Rosechu have been living together in a cozy single story...fully paid...fully paid house. (From CWCville funds.) This is a map locating their house and the city...limits. Yeah. Mm. Basically their house is located midpoint between the mall, and a metropolis within that subdivision. At Humble 14 Branchville Lane, CWCville, Virginia, 02024, 1982. Thank god I took Computer Aided Draft and Design ([[CADD]]) classes to make these accurate measurements. Plus also, they have been married since [[2006]]. March 2006. Getting on with the story.

Inside the Master Bedroom that night after their fun date.

(''falsetto'') Here Sweet Bolt, we're both nice and clean. Ready to get dirty agaiiin.

(''normal voice'') You bet ya sweet bawd, gurl. Good thing we stopped for a [[Raincoat|pack of condoms]]. It's too bad the regular ones break easily on my...[[Duck|seven-incher]]. It's more like...s...more like "Size 5 or Less" to measure those wimps.

(''falsetto'') Well, maybe the double extra length'll stay long- stay stronger and longer on your healthy girth!

(''mistakenly in falsetto'') Well I'm- (''normal voice'') Well I'm into a little missionary, cowgirl. You think you can handle it?

(''falsetto'') I think I can, HOT SHOTTT. I think I can hot shot. Insert Rod A into Slot B!

(''normal voice'') Mmm. Let's pause for a moment, um, never mind we'll skip that part, uh, I had to cut that part out. Anyway.

Anyway, Episode 17. Rage Against The Garbage.

The next morning at 10am, November 3rd [[2007]] in the master bedroom, Rosechu's lookin' on the computer and Sonichu's just gettin' up to greet her. She got up earlier.

Good mornin', too-cute-to-bolt! Last night was awesome! I had a dream that we double-date with [[Bionic]] and Mejajy- [[Megagi]]. How'd you like to SING?!

Rosechu replies,

(''falsetto'') Cool ya cuddlin, Sonichu. I was just checkin' out this webpage Kelly told me about yesterday. It seriously drags Chris' and our names through major MUCK!

(''normal voice'') Whoa, really?

(''falsetto'') Hecks yeah! Take a look at.

(''normal voice'') Huh. Some major [[4chan|4-cent_garbage]].

(''falsetto'') Dot com, yes. But it gets worse beyond the texsxst.

(''normal'') WHAT?! When was that photo taken? Did someone sneak through our neighborhood watch and intrude in our house just to put a camera in here and take a peek shots of you and me? Not only that but Bubbles and BLAKE? And since when did Angelica did THAT? and when did Slaweel Ryam sell herself out? And when did Christian and Meg-chan-

(''falsetto'') SONICHU! [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Those are hand drawings. Not photographs.]]

(''normal'') Oh. Still, they look so lifelike.

(''falsetto'') Ugh. And this, to my most distressed distaste is the apex of the page.

URGH

(''whoosh sound effect'')

He rushes to the bathroom.

(''falsetto'') Hmm. Well, I certainly feel like crying that game as well. Thank god for blessing me with a healthy set of woman parts. How dare they portray me otherwise, those monsters?! [[Curse|Cursssse]] every last idiot behind this garbage!

(''Sonichu vomiting, also a typical reaction to any Sonichu strip'') URGHGH HURRGH EURRGFFF BLUEERGH HREERGH poor Sonichu HERGHHB BELERRGHH ERGHFFF UGH ERRGH UGH ARRERGHH GERGHHHH BLEARGH.

He crawls back in.

(''normal voice'') I can't believe those...those...monsters! Ugh, last time I checked you're an all-true, full-fledged WOMAN, and you were the main woman in this month's Pokayboy magazine! If the centerfolds of this magazine is not proof that you're a woman, then you'd have to go down there and prove it...to them. OHHH.

(''coughing'') Ugh.

(''falsetto'') Oh my god Sonichu! Oh my [[sweetbolt]], you got stressed out from the shock!

(''normal'') I'm sawry.

(''falsetto'') Here, rest your weary head and recover your strength. We'll go to their main building later and try to reason with them.

(''falsetto'') Egh, I'm so mad at them! HNNG. Lousy dickhead idiots! They think they can get away with putting a sh...strap-on all over mah glorious beautiful pussy? Their behinds are gonna get SPANKED HARD! Mm. Well, I'll start by replacing their slanderous mockeries with an equal number of my own [[Rule 34|self-centerfolds]]!

(''sound effects'') Prf. Beep beep! Doin' this in the bathroom...TIKWERR! KWIKWERR! KWIKWERR! KLIKWERR! CLICK WHIRR! CLICK WHIRR. CLICK WHIRR. CLICK WHIRR.

(''normal voice'') Thirty minutes later, she comes out of the bathroom with her...pictures on the memory card.

(''tuneful sound effects'') Beep-beep, beep-beep beep-beep-beep beep-beep beep.

(''falsetto'')Hmmm...Shoot! That's 10 more or so o' those dang images there were...than there were earlier. (''unintelligible'') showed up. Hmm... Uh! I should ask [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] for their assistance! They'll be glad to rally for [[Women's rights|the cause]]!

LATER THAT DAY, at 1:45pm, at 4-cent_garbage building, in Clarksville, Tennessee. Sssssseventy-two stories.

(''normal voice'') Wow, that's tall, exclaims Sonichu.

(''falsetto'') Sonichu, stay focused. We're here to meet the head of this company and reason with him.

(''normal voice'') Yes, my blossoming zapbud. That's why we are here. Hey, it was good of [[Magi-chan]] to teleport us here. By the way, you called earlier to make our appointment, what was the name of who we're meetin' again?

(''falsetto'') Well, he did not give his last name, but he only introduced us, as "[[Jason Kendrick Howell|Jason]]".

(''sudden horrible accent'') Oh, Lovey! If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, not to leave your purse at our mansion!

(''falsetto'') I'm sorry, Thurston. But we were on that island for so long, I've gotten used to strolling without it!

(''accent'') Indeed!

Heh heh.

(''normal voice'') Well, while y'all are [http://equotes.wetpaint.com/page/Ric+Flair+Quotes wheelin' and dealin'] wi', I'll search for the sixth So- Sonichu... <s>[[Homos|Ball]]</s> Chaotic Crystal. That Magi-chan detected in the building.

(''TL;DL'') A day doesn't go by when I can't help but appreciate the stealth teachings of my father. He was leader of his cut-sharp clan of Scyther and <s>Scizor</s> Sizzor. One day on a mission to- for swi- swift revenge on the Charmeleon cult for burning down the jungle dojo, he was captured by poachers. I was close behind his trail when it happened. I wept as I saw him being put into their van. I tried to release my fahurrr, but he told me, to stop. He said there was no way I could cut through that steel. They drove off, and the last thing I saw of him was a passing...of-the-torch look in his eyes. Since then, I swore revenge on those...monsters.

(''falsetto'') Just be safe, Wild. Don't get yourself caught.

(''normal voice'') Yeah, we support ya, man. If you get caught, we'll come to your rescue.

And then S- Wild Sonichu goes into his...Conversion attack to blend in with all surroundings. (I learned it from a passing Porygon.) Then Wild Sonichu dashes into the building, in his camouflage. And Sonichu comments, Wow. When Wild blends in, he dun' fool around! Now let's go clean the mud off our good names. And then Sonichu and Rosechu walk into the building themselves. Wild-eh pretty much, deh, Wild dashed in quickly, ah, mm, yeah he dashed in right behind 'em. Anyway.

They walk in, 'n'de'like, wooooooow. Yeah.

DUN DUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUUUN.

(''falsetto'') Wow, it really sets the mood.

(''normal voice'') Yeah. If you live in a volcano.

Sonichu and Rosechu approach the nearby receptionist desk. (Ah, excuse me, my lady friend and I have a 2 o'clock appointment with the head of your company.) And he's just sittin' there, watching his o- watching his own, watching the own s- stuff that's, uh, goin' up an' down on the, uh, ED site, on the, 4-cent_garbage site. Anyway, he replies,

(''retarded deep voice'') Yer, sure, go- Go the opposite side o' column, and take de elevator to floor sitsty sits PLUS sits. (''clearing throat'') EGH-HEM.

(''normal voice'') Ah, excuse me, but that math equation, wouldn't it be the seventy-second floor?

(''deep voice again'') YES! IF YOU WANT TO GET TECHNICAL! GET GOIN, I'M BUSY HERE! AAEERRHHH!!!

(''normal voice'') ...Gee...thanks.

(''video abruptly ends'')

===Part 2===
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage" Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RTS9xtC9nGU}}
| Stardate = 19 September 2008
| Maker = [[Chris| ChristianWChandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|17]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Jason]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_1| Episode 17 Part 1]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_3| Episode 17 Part 3]]
}}

====Transcript====
So they go around to the other side of the column and Rosechu pushes the elevator button. ENGH! Can you belive how rude that guy was? He wouldn't even turn around for simple eye contact!

''(falsetto)'' Sonichu, I understand that he offended you, but remember the story of-Joseph's story? Forgiveness.

''(normal voice)'' Dunnnnnnnnn.

''(falsetto)''We are all blessed with the light of god. Just take your time and enjoy and pray.

''(normal Voice)'' Yeah. Mm-kay. Jesus did die for us. Thank you Rosey. You are my best voice of reason alongside Jesus. Huh. Hmmm. But it makes me wonder, if there's a jerk like that on this floor, I can only imagine what else can be on the other floors here.

Meanwhile, oh yeah, while there is the exit in the back of the building. Pfft. He's in the camouflage. And he has the crystal... the chaotic crystal in his hand. And he senses d-d-senses that the uh he has to go up to find the next one. And so he shoots his vine whip. ''(assorted wooshing sounds)'' He latches on to the-uh four hook ceiling piece, and then winds himself upwards. Going up and up and up and up until... Until the uh crystal in his hand lets him know that he's on the right floor to uh, to where the next crystal is.

Meanwhile Sonichu and Rosechu are getting a view of what's on the other floors. Like on the second floor these two guys are working on the uh 4-cent-garbage site. They clock in and out in sync. "Hey dude! You get over your hangover yet? You ready to work?" "Yeah, I think so" "Great I'm gonna check out my shift." All the other guys are Conked out...passed out, cuz it's not their shift yet. Then he glugs his reeb, heh-heh, and then he conks out. "OK well it's my shift then, Heheheheh, everybody else get drunk and I'm going online now it's my turn." That's their response they just disgusted over it.

And then they go to the next floor and they see this tho-they see this little thing happening. "I don't understand what's the deal with that. A bear?" I dunno. And then this person's saying "I hate SRMS whatever that is." ''(falsetto)'' I don't get this either. I don't even get it myself. Seriously. As the author, I do not get it. I really don't understand that. Anyways, continuing on.

7th Floor, they notice that somebody is putting another wrong thing on Rosechu. She dashes out of the elevator, and clobbers the guy and lets him know.

''(falsetto)'' I have a vagina, uterus, and ovaries, ya freak!

And then on the next floor, sonichu notices that, uh another wrongful image and homes attacks the guy behind that and "Ahh that just really ticks me off!"

And then on the next floor they both see something that really offends the both of them and they just give this guy a thunderbolt. "Ahh!"

And then on the next floor it's like you know I had to warp in and take a shot at it. I mean,that's a soda cup! That's a beverage cup from a *Cough* target or get-tar cafe. And what did I say against that sour vegetable? ''(More whooshing noises with mouth)'' Yayyy! Bravo! ''(More weird mouth breathing)'' Good show! They applaud me. OK! See ya in the next book!

On the 11th floor we've got this silly comic.

''(Creepy falsetto)'' Nyaa! 2d! It's easy to change the nappy! You like all men just don't have the courage. You have courage only to watch these useless zombies movies! Kekukekukeku.

''(weird voice)'' I could name many things that would show you my courage! But I'm thinking we need to remember to do we got memory. We got married.

''(Normal voice)'' Eh. Now that's just plain sad.

''(Falsetto)'' Yeah.

And then on this floor, "Huh. Since when did Knuckles become so popular?"

Whaat!? Geeze, it's that bear again. What is up with that bear.

''(Abrupt Cut to next page)'' Then on the 69th floor. Hmmm. From the director, which is me, I wish to take a moment to inform you that-the reader, that even though this image of an Xbox 360 was drawn in the form of an anime girl android, it does not reflect in any shape or form my idea of women so the following act I will do unto a hand-drawing recreation of the console only reflects my hatred towards the hex-box in general. Not any feelings towards women, anime or real. Ladies, I care about y'all. Although y'all will be... although only one will be my true sweetheart. Surely will not be this girl. Because she's fake.

Anyway ''Pfft sound effect'' On the next floor.

''(falsetto)'' "Yeahh! Kill that Hex-box!"

''(Normal voice)'' We have a new trophy! Killed the Hex-Box! Now you can play your Playstation 3 or Nintendo Wii in peace! Hooray!

''(Cut to next Page)''But on one of the earlier floors as they passed by, Wild jumps on the Floor. ''(Chris preforms a poor a capella of the pink panther theme)'' And then Sonichu comments on one of the floors that's omitted, "Eh, What card game is that from?" ''(More off-key a capella)'' Locked ''(Still more a capella, sudden drop in voice volume)'' And he shoots out a couple... shoots out a razor leaf. Uses it as a lockpick ''(More fucking a capella)'' He senses it... He sees a safe but, you know what the crystal's not in the safe it's on the dresser nearby. So he picks it up. Peeeeeoooww! And then he suddenly becomes visible again! "Shoot! The crystal's powers have overridden my conversion! Magi-chan, do you read me, Magi-chan, respond over!" He tries to get in touch with him telepathically. "Dang. This must be-this must some kind of force field blocking psychic links! I gotta get out of here without being spotted! Hmm. Legendary Crystals! Rest your power in my arms and remain dormant!" Vun Voom! And then the crystals disappear from in his hands and into his arms.

Meanwhile, Sonichu and Rosechu get off on the 72nd Floor and approach... Jason!

''(Garbled Voice)'' "Visitors! Welcome to my heck! I am Jason! A 20-year-old troll who offers only slanderous mockeries! And this is my Accomplice, Kathleen! You two are here to talk about the Chris-Chan page on my 4-cent-garbage Website!"

And then Sonichu glances at Rose-and then Sonichu and Rosechu glance at each other and they're like "Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah." Hmm. And then Sonichu goes "Yes Sir! My loving caring sweetheart and I have come to discuss the web page in question. We humbly request that it be removed from the internet for good!" ''(Some sort of Patriotic a capella Freestyle)'' "For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud. You also drag the American homes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great humble United States of America among-along with him! You've had your laughs, but ask yourself: is it really worth it to continue on with these slanders, that drags the name of good people, within this country that was founded with love and peace within it, that those before us have fought valiantly to withhold... that was-that I was born and raised under the old gory that is the red white and blue. ''(still more a capella)'' For the free and the home of the braaaave! "In my answer I say nay! What is your answer Mr. Howell?"

''(Garbled voice)'' I say you are a sap!" ''(shouting)'' I am a troll, with no such beliefs! I know that we are born, then we die! I intend to make the most of my pitiful life tormenting every person within my grasp... until they all die from the shame and dis-and the distress of their existence! The page will stay up! This meeting is over!"

''(Normal voice)'' What you say?! I will not let you stand up to me and talk to me like that!

''(Video abruptly ends)''

===Part 3===
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| name = Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage" Part 3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|94bIJbD5jV4}}
| Stardate = 19 September 2008
| Maker = [[Chris| ChristianWChandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|17]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]]/[[Vamprosa]], [[Jason]], and [[Wild_Sonichu| Wild]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_2| Episode 17 Part 2]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_4| Episode 17 Part 4]]
}}

====Transcript====
HAAAAAAA And then Sonichu launches a thunderbolt attack against his-against Jason Howell. And then he made (?) defensive with a dark force shield *pwfooo Woosh!* Then Sonichu laun-does a figure 8, and launches towards Jason throwing one heck of a punch! "HAAAAYYYYYYAAA!!" "Uff!" But uh to be frozen-to be frozen in mid air by his dark force. "Errrngh!" ''(inhales sharply)'' And Rosechu watches in shock! And then Mr. Jason flings Sonichu away from the force. "Waaaaaah!"

And Soni-Rosechu is just ready to catch him and she catches him "uff!" ''(Falsetto)'' "Sonichu, Sonichu! Are you alright? Wake Up!" (''Incoherent mumbling'') I'm sorry what'd you say?

(''Normal Voice'') My angle was right on time to catch my home run.

(''Falsetto'') Awwwwwwwww I love you too sweet bolt.

And then getting up with Rosechu's Support, the Rosechu supporting Sonichu with her body she... she says (''Falsetto'') "Sonichu let's go. There's no reasoning with that jerk."

''(Normal voice)'' But...

''(Falsetto)'' Forgiveness. Just like Joseph taught us and Jesus.

Erngh. And then Sonichu just looks a back at Jason with a mean grimace. Erngh.

Meanwhile Wild Sonichu is ah, decided to... he jumps up to the ceiling from the inside room and then he crawls out through the... through the door's entrance on the ceiling. And then he launches a vine whip ''(more stupid blowing noises)'' and he clings to the-to the middle column. And then he... wait and then using the sticky...appendages he cli-he cli- he climbs around the column. Do-do-do-do-do-do. And then he makes a viant leap down.

But back in the-uh 72nd floor Sonichu and Rosechu make their way out Jason comes ''(Garbled Voice)'' That's right Rosechu! Go! Go and play with your pickle!

And he throws a- he throws a real pickle-a vegetable pickle and hits Rosey on the head! Pook!

And she ma-and then she looks down and then she gets offended a little bit... and then she looks down upon it. And then she picks it up. Erngh and she gets really angry! And then she... KRCH! Breaks it in half with one fist! Eeeeeeeennnnnngh! And then she gets up and starts to get really really angry and she's got fire in her eyes! And then she just takes ah-and then she takes a look back at that jerk with a straight tail! Errrrgh! But in the last sane moment before she really gets angry, she warns, she asks Sonichu to fetch her clothes. And he says "Uhh... Sure." And she unzips her boots and then she uh she jumps out of her boots. And she jumps very high and in midair she derobes herself and Sonichu catches her clothes and he's like "oh".

She lands midway between Sonichu and Jason in her-in her bra and panties and shouts ''(Falsetto)'' I've got three shocking bits for you, jerk!

And during a short time she thinks to herself ''(falsetto)'' "I am the power! I am the warrior! I am the almighty women! True to all my gender, I will overthrow... overpower any evil and good-or good man who defies us! I ma-I make him succumb to our will! I have the almighty uterus... that makes me strong and super-powerful enough to protect the loved ones within me until they emerge in their glorious birth! But my ferocious will... I shall punish he who has defiled my people with the worst unnatural addition ever by this one's heinous hand! I am woman! Hear me roar!

And after a transformation, she lunges right at him! ''(Falsetto)'' Aaaaaarrrrrr!

And she sits on-and she sits on his sh-on his shoulders with her front to his face! And then she digs into his head... leaves a whol-leaves a whol-makes a whole bunch of scratches. Kttch! And then she leans-leans down to chomp him on his... chomp his head! And then she lets out a mighty thunderbolt! ''(bunch of whooshing sound effects)'' And Sonichu is like "Whoa!"

And then she pounces away-and then she-after she's done she makes him fall-lets him fall to the ground and then she pounces back towards Sonichu. ''(Deep Breathing)'' And yet uh the Jason is still alive. Just uh hanging on-hanging on a thread he say "I should be dead. But dark forces keep me alive! Wow! What a show that was!"

In her emotional recovery, Rosechu transforms back to her naked self. Which is a good reason for Sonichu to have her clothes on hand. "Rosechu are you okay?"

''(Deep breathing, then in falsetto)'' "I'll be okay. I just need to recover." ''( More deep breathing)''

"Anyways here are your clothes I'll wait for you."

And a couple of minutes later in the elevator. And Sonichu's like "Wow! Rosie, I never thought you could be so strong!"

''(Falsetto)'' "Yeah."

''(Normal voice)'' "You even had me going! Wow!"

''(Falsetto)'' "Great thank you-eh thank you sweet bolt."

''(Normal voice)'' "No worries. We'll get you home and you can rest for awhile. You were awesome!"

''(Falsetto)'' "Yeah. Hmm. What happened? I became so angry and then I transformed into some... monster! It took over me like some primal instincts! I couldn't control it! I hope this thing doesn't emerge again!"

Anyways the elevator comes down quickly. But anyway Wild... it lands on the ground right in front of the elevator entrance in the back... on the uh south side of the column. And then he makes a vine whip ''(Barely audible whooshing noise)'' Clings to the ceiling and he launches himself to the ceiling and then he crawls above the front entrance to wait for Sonichu and Rosechu's return. And then a couple of minutes later Sonichu and Rosechu approach the exit-approach the entrance as it and Wild leaps down from the ceiling in front of them to greet them.

"Wild. Glad to see you're safe! Did you find the crystal?"

"Yes, I got it. I had-I had to hide the power within my arms. I'll release them when I get-when I get them to Patti-chan."

''(Falsetto)'' "Hmm. Well I'm afraid our mission was not a success. That Jason is a real jerk! Errgh! I guess all we can do is pray for its- for the website's downfall. Hmm."

''(Normal voice)'' "Well, let's get back to CWCville! Magi-Chan?"

And then-And then back in CWCville, Magi-Chan hears their...hears their telepathic cry and he's like "I read y'all. Sonichu, I shall teleport you three back to CWCville right now."

Later on in the Mayor's Office, Hmm... Sign-Alison is preparing-is storing-is doing some document work she says ''(mild falsetto)'' "Sign this, deny this, deny that, approve that. Hmm. I shouldn't have left Hollywood."

Then within the office in the file cabinet room where we got the... where crystal is hanging round the moment Patti-Chan the uh crystals they have out. Magi-Chan says-Wild enters and Magi-Chan says "You have the crystals?"

And he says "Yes. Legendary crystals, hear my call. Reveal your powers from my arms hallowed halls!" And then the crystals appear in his hands.

And then they put the crystals into the dome, where they will be safe.

''(Falsetto)'' "Well with my master in possession of two of the crystals, there is only one left to collect. Come back soon master! Arf!"

The end of the episode.

===Part 4===
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| name = Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage" Part 4
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WFLh7NoLb2k}}
| Stardate = 19 September 2008
| Maker = [[Chris| ChristianWChandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|17]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Rosechu]], [[Lolisa]], [[Bubbles]], [[Angelica]], [[Simonla]], and [[Zapina]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_3| Episode 17 Part 3]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Episode_18| Episode 18]]
}}

{{quote|Ammagonflarfloo!|Zapina}}

[NARRATOR]: Hmm. Lei-ih-in the epilogue. Later, in Sonichu and Rosechu's backyard, Sonichu has the camera in his hand, while the other, while the Rosechus are gathering. And Rosechu says to Lolisa:

[ROSECHU]: ''(falsetto)'' Ah, thanks for coming, again for coming over to help, Lolisa.

[LOLISA]: Eh, no problem, I'm happy to help. It really bothers me knowing that such a slander against our womanhood is goin' on right now! Ech!

[ROSECHU]: Well, once we get our s-centra'fold shots and uploaded, those bastards will see and admire our beautiful lights!

[BUBBLES]: ''(even higher, babyish falsetto)'' Yeah! And if nothing else, we can still have lots of fun trying!

{ANGELICA]: ''(ungodly baby voice with some weird accent)'' With our [???] and our peaceful protest, we can wen to sahvov.

[BUBBLES]: ''(in Rosechu's voice)'' Victory for women's lib!

[ALL][???]: ''(Sings "[[http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/marypoppins/stepintime.htm| Step in Time]]" from the movie "[[Mary Poppins]]")'' "Votes for women, step in time! Votes for women, step in time! Never need a reason, never need a rhyme, votes women step in time!" [Singing stops] VOTES FOR WOMEN!

[ROSECHU][???]: VOTES FOR WOMEN! Downfall of 4-cent's-s garbage's-s garbages! Well done, sister electric hedgehogs.

[LOLISA]: Hmm. Well. My associate shoul' be back soon with the ba-drops so we can get this party started.

[NARRATOR]: And then Lolisa continues to s-s-[cuts himself off]

[LOLISA]: And I think she's here now!

[TUNNELS BEING DIGGED]: V-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-

[SIMONLA POPS UP]: Pffffffffft!

[LOLISA]: You are in the righ' pl- [Realizes that she isn't supposed to be speaking yet]

[SIMONLA]: [Sounds like a dude] Oh, I hope that -UGH!- I hope this is the right place. I hate this-I hate making mistaken turnin' the wrong place.

[LOLISA]: Oh, you're in the right place, Simonla.

[SIMONLA]: Lolisa! Excellent. Hmm.

[LOLISA]: You're right on time. Well done. Heh. Son-Sonichu, ladies, this is Simonla. Simonla let me introduce Sonichu, Rosechu, Bubbles, and Angelica.

[SIMONLA]: Hey y'all!

[EVERYONE]: Hey, Simonla!

[SIMONLA]: Well I got the backdrops! 'Ang on I reach in this back-pack and get'em. Hmm. M'ya. Here's the lot. Lolisa tol' me about your protest and I'd like to volunteer my services-s-s as a model as well. No worries abou' me, gal. I'm 19 and my shell is remomabble.

[ROSECHU]: Oh splendid! With our protest [??? space language maybe] we'll really hit those garbage sacks HARD with our glorious womanhood.

[ZAPINA ZOOMS PAST]: Zzzzzzip!

[ROSECHU]: What? 's tha?

[ZAPINA ZOOMS PAST]: Zzzzzzzip! Zzzzzzzip! Zzzzzzzip!

[ZAPINA]: ''(In a frequency that only dogs and dolphins can hear)'' OH! [Realizes that this is Rosechu's line]

[ROSECHU]: Oh. Hi. May I help you with something?

[ZAPINA]: [Alien space language maybe?] Ammagonflarfloo!

[ROSECHU]: Oh. I see. How old are you?

[ZAPINA]: My name is Zapina! [Alien space language] Annapolorfafass but wennasited shine-ah stop me! En way, aher you were loo'in fer' models wanna vol'nteer my services cue'nesses. 'M FOURTEEN YEARS CUTE! BING!

[pause]

[ROSECHU]: Ah. You cert'ly are a cue' lil' thing. But listen, Zapina, I trushally appreciate your kind offer to be a model. Ahm' 'fraid th-tha' as a responsible adult I can not assept you as a model because you are still too young. Hmm.

[ZAPINA]: [???] Blat zorp! Ack er flur flur! Zyle sit in the trees use my tail as a spotlight! Anotnot anotnonur backyard!

[ROSECHU]: Uhhh... I dunno, child, whatis with all the dumb laws 'n all... [Mumbles] Undundundun... uh. No. They're not so dumb. Well anyway, still, all things considered-hmm.

[LOLISA]: EH! Couldn't but open-but overhear tha' this lil' one can shine light in the backyard says Lolisa. [No, the narrator did not say the last part- it was definitely in Lolisa's voice.]

[ROSECHU]: Hmm. Yeah. She can. N'ya she says so, but uh-

[LOLISA]: [pause] Come on, Rosechu, this is a volunteer gig! An' she's volunteer to be an impor'ant spotlight! I will personally supervise her and I will take responsis for anything go haywire.

[ROSECHU]: Hmm. Alrigh' alright. I'll leave Zapina under your watchful eye an' fully responsible care, Lolisa.

[LOLISA]: Thank you.

[ROSECHU]: Alright. In the mean-time we gotta party to here let's go, let's-s-s do this thing. [Repeats self] ALRIGH' PEOPLE! We gotta LOT of work to do! So let's-s get this party started! Simonla! Set up half the back-drops in the back porch and the rest between those two trees. Sonichu! Make sure the camera is fully charged an-an has an SD card in it and ready to work. As the posing mod-all the posing models need to be have CLEANED UP an' have make-up applied. Lolisa! Have Zapina searus up in that tree an' make sure her light can shine [struggles] upon both back-dropped areas.

[NARRATOR]: Bong-a-bon-bon! Rosechu the director! An'... the director's protest.

[ROSECHU]: For our rights as women among all people, I WILL overpower those slanderous jerks!

[Stripping music is sung. The lyrics are "dun-dun-DUN-dun~!"]

[NARRATOR]: End of the episode. Stay tuned for the nets one!

==Episode 18==
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008" Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EWBPFnIbQFw}}
| Stardate = 19 September 2008
| Maker = [[Chris| ChristianWChandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|18]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Bubbles]], [[Blake]], [[Jamsta]], [[Lolisa]], [[Jiggliami]], [[Blanca]], [[Angelica]], and [[Megagi]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_4| Episode 17 Part 4]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_2_2| Episode 18 Part 2]]
}}

====Transcript====

Okay, before we get to episode 18, here's the prologue to it. December 22nd, 2007. It's Sonichu and Rosechu's living room. To celebrate Rosechu's 19th birthday and everybody's there. Yaaaaaaaay yaaaaaaay. Rosechu just blew out the candles, she just turned 19. And Sonichu kisses her lovingly. Yeahhh. And then Punchy's sitting on the couch saying "ROCK ONNN! YEAAHHH!"

And then February twentyssss... and then on February 2nd 2008 at the Pokémon Centre at the CWCVille Shopping Center, we celebrate the birthday of the Chaotic Combo, Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy and Magi-chan, born on the same day.Happy birthday! they're nine- they're all 19 off the 5 of them, and even the bir- and even the Flame the Sunbird showed up to the party. Yaaayy.

And then March seven-t-teenth, 2008, Sonichu and Rosechu's house.

Sonichu: "Ah Rosey, that was a nice dinner, this is the nicest brithday of mine yet"

Rosechu: "Oh hang tight, it's gonna get way better (laughs)"

But then not- but then as soon as Rosechu flickers on the light it's a big "SURPRIIIISE! Yaaay. Neither of them expected this, happy birthday, yaay! Sonichu is 20 years old today yaaay, happy birthday"

And then on March 21st 2008 at the jungle- on the jungle beach, near Bubbles' house:

Bubbles: "Hey Blake, I got this cupcake just for you, happy birthday"

Blake: "Oh. Thanks Bubbles. But I've already told you that I was cloned from Sonichu's DNA. I was not properly born from a Rosechu."

Bubbles: "Oh that doesn't matter. You still came alive today, starting straight from a 2 year old body. You're 20 now, man"

Blake: "Hmm. Well thank you Bubbles, you're awesome. Hmm."

Bubbles: "Well now blow out the candles and make a wish."

Blake: "Heh. I'll blow out the candle, but I already have my wish."

And then they kiss. Mmmmm. Blake and Bubbles kiss mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh. And then Bubbles says "You will meet me at the CWCVille beach tomorrow for the Spring Break concert yes?" And he says "Yeah. And I'll put on your act for your gal-pals. ehehehehe. Uhhh I gotta keep up the tough boy act and keep our romance a secret for a little while, at least just as long as I can, long as we can"

Bubbles: "Yeah".

Hey. How about some TV on Saturday March 22nd 2008. Pshh.

"This is Um-TV and we're rocking with Spring Break! WAHOOOOOOO!" Pshh.

"Ey, sisters and brothers this is PHI, we're rocking the world with Spring Break! YAHOOO!"

"Leaving thousands and leaving hundreds injured, for FQX news, I'm Greta Squall. [?] rocking hard, it's Spring Break! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! YAHOOO! GRETA! GRETA! GRETA SQUAAALL!"

And now, coming to you live like a high five, on the radio from the CWCVille beach, station KCWC, it's: Episode 18, Spring Break '08, yahOOOOO! mmm.

Jamsta: "ey there all you guys, gals, dudes and dudettes of all ages, we are rocking hot on the CWCVille beach for Spring Break '08! Y'all know me as Jamsta Sonichu, the DJ with da power!"

Lolisa: "and proudly [?] his hot girl Friday, I'm Lolisa Rosechu."

Jamsta: "Yeeessir. We got a lot of events and giveaways goin' on here today. Thank our mayor Mr Christian Weston Chandler that CWCVille is a clean city. Nobody has to go home drunk or smokey. WE've got [?] kegs full of our famously delicious CWC cola and Diet CWC cola, lemonade, grape and orange soda, compliments of our local CWC cola bottling company, founded and opened proudly in 1985, 3 years after CWCVille was founded by mayor's father Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. Also today, you can enter to win a 40 inch Sony HD TV from CWC circuit city! Or drive home in a shiny new '08 Chevy Camaro Concept! Also tonight, our rising star Jiggliami will be singing her debut single "War of Love" on the concerts- on the concert stage here at CWCVille Beach. So stay tuned to CWCVille, Virginia's number 1 radio station for all this and a lot more! Yeah!

Lolisa: "hehe. Awesome Jamsta! Well I'm thinking of taking a swim in our clean beach's ocean! But I'll leave y'all to party as we
hear from Ricky Martin's party, with "La Vida Loca"!"

[sings] Everything, Station KCWC!

Meanwhile backstage, at the stage, on CWCVille beach:

Jiggliami: "Oh my god! It's going to be just fantastic Blanca! JIGGLY!!! Our first concert ever! Thousands of fans! I couldn't be more excited if I'd become just as famous without having to leave my house! Yaayy!"

Blanca: "I'm excited too, Jiggliami! I play my tune in noise, and you sing with the power to energize the crowd, I'm proud of you!"

Jiggliami: "yeeah! After this concert we will be superstars, meaning we can have any man we want! And with that kawaii haircut of yours, you are so cute, as cute as sailor mercury!"

Blanca: "ehh you're the flirtatious diva of this stage girl, besides, there's only one heart I'm most interested in, although he's currently in another state of mind and dimension, I'll wait for him."

Jiggliami: "Come on. You're the guitar hero of this stage will wow the hearts of this audience, so lets live wi-wild, girl! HOOOOOH! Jiggly. Jiggly."

On another part of the beach, the girls are getting a tan, and Sonichu is about to go surfin'.

Sonichu: "Hey Rosey, I'm gonna go hit some waves. You and your gal-pals have fun. Thanks again for putting the sunscreen on me. hmm."

Rosechu: "And I thank you for doing my back as well sweet bolt. Be careful not to get electrical."

Sonichu: "Of course heartsweet. I'll check in later. Yeahhh. Hmm. Yeah."

Alright so then Angelica and Bubbles are nearby. Angelica says to Bubbles:

"So. Ex-pain to me again, why do you not need sunscreen?"

Bubbles: "Hm. You see Angie, I am a water type. My body is 90% water and my fur is capable of adapting to my surroundings. As I am on land, my fur adapts itself to reflect the sunlight off my skin so my skin is not affected by sun light. No sunburn, no muss (?)."

Angelica: "AHH. Ok."

Bubbles: "My only flaw with the bodily function is that I can't really enjoy getting a tan with y'all. Huh kind of a social flush really. Oh well."

And then as time passes by, we have a bunch of other people walking by. In the background Sonichu's surfing. Right now this mysterious Rosechu walks on by. Badoom badoom badoom. Just looks at the girls. anyway Rosechu says "Hm. What a weird woman. Do you know who she is Angelica?"

Angelica: "I dyuu-no, but I get a bad vibe from her."

And then an- and then Megagi and Bionic pass by.

Megagi: "Hey gal-pals. We're just enjoying the festivities."

Bubbles: "Megagi, Bionic, what's happenin'?"

Megagi: "Yeahh. We're just enjoying. Oh. I saw this cat gal fli- cat gal flirtin' with that Bionic, so I presented my claws of ownership. Ahahahaha! Well, catch you girls later."

And then later on a couple of other women pass by as well. Anyway, uh, Bubbles gets a thought- gets an incoming trans- incoming thought from Magi-chan.

Magi-chan: "Bubbles, I've just detected a Sonichu Chaotic crystal in the ocean. Please fetch it."

Bubbles: "OK OK, I'll fetch it in a minute Magi-chan."

And then right after that, bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom (noise), "HEY!"

Magi-cha- bla-black Sonichu Blake, kicks sand at the girls' faces. "Hey."

And then Rosechu takes of her sunglasses, also Angelica spreads her wings, in a little bit anger and Rosechu says:

"Black Sonichu! What d'you do that for?"

Blake: "Hey don't blame me, the sand was in my- in the path of my foot."

Rosechu: "Oh why I oughta-"

Bubbles: "Rosey, no. Don't get up. I'll deal with this jerk" says Bubbles.

And then Bubbles grabs er, Blake's arm, and tie- and holds him behind his back like really pain- "AAAGHHHH" And then er, Bubbles whispers to Blake:

"You're doing great. Keep it up"

Blake: "Euh. Goood. Euhh. Uh. Euhhhh."

And then Bubbles walks Blake away from the girls, a distance.

Bubbles: "Alright big man. I'm gonna show you the power of a woman and it's not as gentle as you think it is."

And then the- and then off the distance, and, Rosechu knows a little bit.

Rosechu: "Heh. She thinks she can fool us, but it's so obvious that she and Blake are true lovers."

Angelica: "Ahhh yeah it is so cute yeah?"

Rosechu: "Yeahhh."
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===Part 2===
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008" Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xrxyvQhyYIw}}
| Stardate = 19 September 2008
| Maker = [[Chris| ChristianWChandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|18]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Bubbles]], [[Blake]], [[Graduon]], [[Silvana]], [[Yawning_Squirtle| Yawning Squirtle]], [[Punchy]], [[Angelica]], and [[Wild_Sonichu| Wild]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Episode_18| Episode 18 Part 1]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_3_2| Episode 18 Part 3]]
}}

====Transcript====

Now, during the whole time, Sonichu is still catching waves and surfing, especially as dit-, as pitayed in this Fan Art that was teriously contributed by Sonichu, Sonichu girl fan, [[Panda Halo]]. [A wistful murmur?]

A'way, continuing on with the story, [[Bubbles]] and [[Blake]] get fa- get a good distance away from the girls, and they walk pa-, they walk beyond the stage, the bay shop and the pharmacy that's nearby. Bubbles lets go of him.

Ah, Ah.

Blake is panting.

Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah.

Bubbles look back to make sure the girls weren't looking, and she turns to look at Blake and sees him panting. And then she tends to make him feel better by rubbing his shoulders.

Bubbles (in the standard grating falsetto prescribed for all female characters): Aw. Did I hurt you badly?

Blake: Only a bit, my Bubbly (pronounced here as Buburbly).

Bubbles: Oh, I'm sorry Blakie-Boo (pronounced 'blue').

Blake: How long can we keep up this charade?

Bubbles: C'mon, you're doing very well! Hey listen, I have to dive for the last crystal; after I get it, I'll text your cell from mine. You wait fifteen minutes, and I'll meet you under pier 969; I'll make it up to you then.

Blake: Oh yeah, that sounds good. I'll wait for your call then meet you under 969.

Both: Good.

And then Bu- and then Bubbles runs to the ocean away from Blake, to get the bal- to get the crystal, and then nearby, the new Rosechu suddenly transforms into– Bubbles?

[Nasal whinnying, supposedly from the dastardly Silvana]

Some sort of deception is afoot!

But to best elaborate on that character, let's introduce the character. To let's– we have to go back into the fateful rainbow that originated from episode 1. In addition to the five eggs that hatched into the Chaotic Combo, numerous other eggs of various Sonees and Roseys emerged as well. This one was projected into Space and landed on the Earth's moon. So now I introduce Silvana Rosechu.

Silvana(?): Beep, beep, beep, beep.

The hatching date, Earth Time: February 1st, 1989. And just seconds after she's hatched, she's entrapped in some– in a psychic beam from Count Graduon. He's like:

Graduon: Ah! New Life! –for me to corrupt!

Keeping the new little Rosey safe in this bubble, [[Count Graduon]] enters her– enters her mind, and communicates with her.

Graduon: Little one among many, I am Count Graduon, illustrious wizard, revered by all more powerful than most. I have taken heart of you being born alone on the Earth's moon. I'm here to take you under my wing, and rear you properly, under my careful and wise judgment. I am a well-practiced parent of a young lady much like yourself; now she is a warrior princess. My beautiful Sylvia. I miss her every day since being 'ensphered' in my wand of a prison cell. I only wanted to bring peace and order, but a [[Cherokian]] chief sealed me in.

Silvana (in the creepiest baby voice ever): Syl-vi-a-na! (realizing her mistake) Silvana!

Graduon: Perfect. And with that, which was your first word, I dub thee [[Silvana]] Rosechu, but my care for you and your training has a small price. To better you, I am going to grant you with the power to transform like a Ditto. My price is that you will have to relinquish your ability to give birth, and you will be upgraded to have [[duck|both]] [[china|parts]]. So with the biological upgrade complete, your years of training can begin.

And so, under Count Graduon's guidance and training, Silvana practiced her psychic powers, 'cause she is a Psychic type alone, and then eventually, she evolved into the Silvana Rosechu of to-day. And so, from after birth, Silvana mentally and physically became a strong warrior under the wicked guidance of Count Graduon from the Earth's Moon. Without maternal guidance, and low social interactions, Silvana had never learned to truly love, yet she, or he, learned to flirt without emotions. I can only take pity for this unlucky soul.

Now, back to the present story. Bubbles is swimming under the sea to locate the next crystal, and Magic-Chan guides her.

Magic-Chan: According to my psychic link, the crystal is about five miles from the shore, and about two or five thousand fathoms deep.

Bubbles: Don't worry. I'll find it soon enough.

''Woob-woob-woob-woob-woob-woob-woob. Bum dum ba dum bum a dum bum''

[[Things Chris has ripped off|Sebastian the <s>Crab</s> Corphish]] ('singing' with curious attempt at accent): Under the sea! Under the sea! Down here it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me! The singing corphish. Hee hee he he he he.

[[Yawning Squirtle]]: Ernn. Ahhh! What are you doing, Corphish! You woke me up from my nap-squirtle!

Meanwhile, Blake was coming out of the nearby pharmacy after making a wise purchase.

Blake (smuttily): Oh yes, Bubbles. You will make up for earlier! (pervy laugh)

And he's got his fist up in victory, and then Bubbles comes in from behind and grabs his fist. Actually, it's not really Bubbles, it's Silvana as Bubbles! And she say:

Blake: Oh Bubbles! You surprised me!

Silvubbles: For you, Blakie-Boo, I am full of surprises.

Blake: What happened with the crystal search?

Silvubbles: I suddenly felt more ready for you, so I came back to play.

Blake: Oh awesome! I just picked up some condoms for our insurance policy.

Silvubbles: Oh, forget those; you're not raining on my parade, and I want you.

And then suddenly, he drops the box condoms, big mistake, and then he's like 'All right then! To our 969!'

Silvubbles: Hih hih hih hih hih.

Na, here's a note, when Silvana does it with either a Sonichu or a Rosechu, she or he secrets a paralyzing sleepful solution, rendering the unprotected victim asleep and defenseless. Just much like an STD in a couple who do intercourse. For your own safety, those of you who do it, wear a c- use a condom. I give y'all that advice. Ok, moving on with the story.

So we follow the pair to, so we walk, follow the duo to pier 969, he says:

Blake: Well, here we are.

Silvubbles: Ok, well let's do it, right here, right now!

Blake: OK!

[An array of disturbing noises follow; Chris barely differentiates between Blake and 'Bubbles' in tone] Mmm, mm! Oh, yeah, yeah! More, more! Yeah-

This goes on for about three- for about three– for about three minutes maximum. Then, [emulates the sound of splashing]

Blake is like, aw, Bubbles, you got there before I did. Oh wait a minute, I'm still feeling buzzed, yet I'm feeling kinda... [snores]

Silvubbles: Hih hih hih hih. Enjoy my sleep nectar, ya sap!

*Poor attempt at SMS message notification tone*

Blake's phone is ringing. Buh-buh. And then Silvana picks up and reads the text message from Bubbles.

Bubbles: Blake, I had to travel a ten-mile round trip, but I found the crystal. Meet you in 15! Hugs and kisses!

And now Silvana closes the cell phone, she makes her next transformation, and yet the real Blake notices that h- Silvana's transformed.

Blake: Bubbles? It's not– Bubbles. Is that me? No, what? The real Bubbles, my Bubbles. She's in trouble– must stop that im-postor. [Resumes snoring]

I must hide the sleeper, says Silvana, and then she picks up Blake, she picks up the Real Blake as a Blake impostor, she thinks 'jeez, you're heavy,' and then they teleport to the secluded area.

Meanwhile the real Bubbles is handing Angelica the crystal.

Bubbles: Hey, Angelica! I've found the final crystal. Please take it to [[Patti-Chan]] for me!

Angelica: Sure!

Bubbles: I have to go meet up with my boyfriend– I'll talk to you later.

Angelica: Ok!

So then Angelica flies off to the [[CWCville Shopping Center]] and the Mayor's Office. Meanwhile, Punchy and Wild are talking, just conversing.

[[Punchy]]: Hey, Wild! Isn't Angelica just the cutest?

[[Wild]]: I guess so.

Punchy: You guess so? She is simply the sweetest, charming Rosechu in the world! I fell for her back on the day we s- all met, but I've been too shy to ask her out, or even talk to her. I don't know what to do or say. I'm befuddled, says Punchy. And Wild replies:

Wild: Well, I've heard that the CWCville University is offering a [[Dating education]] class; I'm going to sign up for it, because I've been feeling lonely and I need to learn the whats and hows of approaching and dating a gal.

Punchy: Ah! Perfect! I will sign up for it too; then, I'll be able to ask Angelica out. Thank you, Wild, for informing me about that class.

Wild: No problem, Punchy.

===Part 3===
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008" Part 3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eJinET9fT8U}}
| Stardate = 19 September 2008
| Maker = [[Chris| ChristianWChandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|18]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Jiggliami]], [[Blake]], [[Silvana]], [[Bubbles]], and [[Magi-Chan]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_2_2| Episode 18 Part 2]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_4_2| Episode 18 Part 4]]
}}

====Transcript====
[NARRATOR]: Hmm. La'er on back-stage at the stage:

[JIGGLIAMI]: Jiggly jiggly jiggly. Hmm? Wha's goin' on in this closet here?

[BLAKE FALLS OUT]: ARP! Pffft!

[JIGGLIAMI]: [Gasp!] Blake Sonichu? [Pause] What'cha doin' in th' closet? Oh no! I better let Bubbles know about this.

[NARRATOR]: An' back at Pier Sis-sissy-nine-sissy-nine, Silvana-as-Blake appears-waits f-for the real Bubbles.

[BUBBLES]: Oh Blakey-Boo!

[BLAKEVANA]: Eh! Bubbly! Come. On. Over. For. A. Little. Romp.

[BUBBLES]: Cool.

[TELEPATHY]: V-v-v-v...

[MAGI-CHAN]: Bubbles.

[NARRATOR]: Magi-Chan interrupts the moment. [Pause] Thoughts. Bubbles.

[BUBBLES]: What now, Magi-Cheen? I jus' gave a crystal-gave a crystal to Angelica.

[MAGI-CHAN]: That there is not [pause for dramatic effect] Black Sonichu!

[BUBBLES]: Well he sure looks like my man to me. Now let us-now leave us alone.

[MAGI-CHAN]: Your questionable-your questioning is reasonable, but you should test his electric powers to prove his true identity.

[BUBBLES]: Yeah. Like I'm gonna drop all my trust in him just like *that*?

[MAGI-CHAN]: Suit yourself, but don't say I didn't warn you.

[NARRATOR]: And then her phone rings-and then Bubbles phone rings.

[PHONE]: Ring! Ring! Ring!

[NARRATOR]: And then she picks up. It's Jiggliami. She picks up.

[JIGGLIAMI]: Bubbles! I just foun' Blake in the closet- back-stage closet!

[BUBBLES]: [Sigh] Listen. [Realizes this is Jiggliami's line]

[JIGGLIAMI]: Listen! Bubbles, listen!

[NARRATOR]: Blake. Blake. Blake is talking. Blake. Listen, Blake.

[BLAKE]: [Yawn] Bubbles? The black sonichu at the pier is a transforming ''impostor''. [Voice dies] Stay away. From him. Ugh!

[JIGGLIAMI]: [Sounds like "he fell on tonsils again"] I'll rush him to the pokémon center. I'll be back!

[PHONE]: '''BEEP!'''

[BUBBLES]: [Heartbroken] Blakey... Boo? [whimper] [Pause] [Suspiciously] ''Who is this black sonichu?'' Uh, I'll play it cool for now. Hmm.

[BLAKEVANA]: Ey. What keptcha?

[BUBBLES]: Eh. Nothing, Blakey. Let's do this right. Give me a thunderbolt attack. Come on! It'll turn me on! Hmm.

[NARRATOR]: In thinking-thoughts:

[SILVANA]: Thunderbolt? Oh man! I can't even make a ''spark''! But I can-I can't say no, she'll get-she would suspe't something! I'll have to stick to a psychic attack.

[BLAKEVANA]: Eh. Yeah. Sure thing.

[PSYCHIC NEEDLES]: Vrm-vrlorm-rm-bleh.

[NARRATOR]: [Mumbles] Silvana-as-Blake launches some ''psychic needles''.

[PSYCHIC NEEDLES]: Frm-frm-frm-frm.

[NARRATOR]: And Bubbles is kinda enjoyin' it. A lil' bit.

[BUBBLES]: Hmm.

[NARRATOR]: But then also-but also realizes the differences, like, ''that is not thunderbolt.'' An' then Bubbles says after he stops the attack:

[BUBBLES]: That felt good, [pauses for dramatic effect] BLACK SONICHU.

[BLAKEVANA]: Black Sonichu?

[BUBBLES]: BUT THAT WAS NOT A THUNDERBOLT! WHO ARE YOU?

[NARRATOR]: AND THEN SHE LAUNCHES A WHIRLPOOL to sw-to s-circle the two.

[WHIRLPOOL]: [Gently] Ffffff.

[BLAKEVANA]: Heh.

[NARRATOR]: Says the impostor-Blake, the Blake-impostor.

[BLAKEVANA]: Heh. Saw through my disguise, did you? Well I'll tell you that I did better than your Blakey-Boo did. He couldn't- he couldn't tell the difference between- he couldn't tell the difference himself.

[WATER]: [Gently] Fffff.

[NARRATOR]: An' then she-Silvana pulls a drape of water around over him-herself-itself and turns back into Silvana Rosechu.

[SILVANA]: And as for who I will say that I was sent by a "friend" of your mayor and that this is not totally a girl talk.

[BUBBLES]: WHAT DID YOU DO TO BLAKE?

[SILVANA]: Sweetheart, [evil laugh] Ehuhuhuh, I never kiss and do tell.

[BUBBLES]: UGN! [Long and drawn out] BEE~!!

[NARRATOR]: She launches some thunderbolts within the whirlpool. Aimed at the- aimed at Silvana.

[BUBBLES]: [Sounds constipated] Ehhhhhhhhhn~!

[NARRATOR]: But then she teleports away from the path of the lightning and jus' levitates in the-in the eye of the- of the whirlpool. And she says:

[SILVANA]: How can you even ''think'' that wor'? Unlike you Bubbles, I am not woman. Bye now!

[TELEPORTS]: Fffffft.

[NARRATOR]: An' then she teleports away. An' then Bubbles stops the whirlpool. An' then-an' then she drops to her knees- drops to her knees tired.

[BUBBLES]: [Pant! Pant! Pant!]

[NARRATOR]: An' then she calls on Magi-Chan:

[BUBBLES]: Magi-Chan?

[MAGI-CHAN]: Yes, Blake? [Corrects himself] Yes, Bubbles?

[BUBBLES]: Please teleport me to Blake.

[MAGI-CHAN]: Yes, Bubbles. Righ' away.

[TELEPORTS]: Fffffft. Fffffp!

[NARRATOR]: But then at the pokémon center Bubbles is nearby Blake's bed. Mla-mla and then Blake wakes up to see her.

[BLAKE]: Bubbles. You're safe.

[BUBBLES]: Blakey-Bloo. Are you okay? What'd she DO to you?

[NARRATOR]: Blake an' Bubbles also thinks:

[BUBBLES]: Can I really refer ''it'' as a ''she''? If it was not a woman, then what was it? What a world we live in where such tr- what a world we live in when such trolls in it.

===Part 4===
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008" Part 4
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tZCypECl8gU}}
| Stardate = 19 September 2008
| Maker = [[Chris| ChristianWChandler]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|18]]
| Other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Jiggliami]], [[Jamsta]], [[Troll]], [[Sonichu]], and [[Rosechu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_3_2| Episode 18 Part 3]]
| next = [[Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook#Episode_19| Episode 19]]
}}

====Transcript====
[NARRATOR]: And then that night, at the beach's stage, am-juh-Jamsta Sonichu MC's the event.

[JAMSTA]: Ladies and dudes... CWCville shopping center, CWC Cola, and station K-C-Dubya-C are proud to present, for her pop star debut, JIGGLIAMI!

[CROWD]: [Chris fails at attempting to make the sound of an entire crowd cheering]

[JIGGLIAMI]: [Falsetto] Thank you citizens of CWCville, Virginia! My debut song was inspired by my old pikachu boyfriend, who suddenly disappeared from out home field. [Inhales] I have missed him a lot, and yearn for his safe return. Inna mean time, I present to y'all, "War of Love"."

[CROWD]: [yet another lackluster attempt at the cheering crowd]

[MUSIC PLAYING]: Duhdadadahdahdahdah dah dah duuuuuh...

[JIGGLIAMI]: [singing] ♪ I can't hide this feeling anymore, doncha know this... the fever of love, dark clouds were hangin' low, a busy city had lost its color. Sunshine hiding away, twilight fading out, -JIGGLI!-, a shadow... me now, the world is not how it used to be...but I still want you, what could I do... what should I do, baka dana watashi, it's the war of love. ♫

[MUSIC PLAYING]: Bumbuh bum bum bah bum bah buum, dunna dunna dunna duuuh, DUUUUUUHHNN...

♪ I can't give you up, I hate to see you smile to every girl, 'cept me. I wanchoo so bad, too heavy and too deep. Please focus on me, I will show you how much you love me -JIGGLI!-, I scream out to you with a megaphone to find it broken, I try to reach up as high as I can, but cher eyes are never on meee! Now I look up to da sky, ...to find that it has been cleared, but it was not done for me, I can't stop these feelings, they're getting out of hand. Owah could I do? Wha' should I do? I swear in this love I'll never give you up, daisuki, it's the war of looove. ♫

[MUSIC PLAYING]: DAAHnuh, dunna dunna duuh duh... lalla,luh lah lah lah lah, dung, dong, buh dong...mm, bung.

[CROWD]: [Chris's attempt at the cheering crowd has gotten slightly more excited]

[NARRATOR]: After the concert, [[Blanca]] found her boyfriend and left for their homestead of Kentucky. Jiggliami stayed in Cwcville to record her albums in accordance to "Jive Records" and CWCville studios. Currently, inna time void, within my heart and head, a consequential conflicting decision had to be made. At this time in my life, I had met, an' unknowingly to myself, flirted with three wimmen on the innernet, I could choose only one. But with the help of [[Godjesus|God and Jesus]] two paths were... light-lit up for me and realized that they were not the right paths.

[VOICES]: Christian! Christian! Christian~!

[NARRATOR]: I hadda to choose between these three women who won mah' heart, one at a time, all yet in mah' [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3#IBAChandler.27s_Entry|autumn goodbye]]. Sadly one died in an automobile accident. [Sigh] In memory of that Sarah Jackson. A [[True_and_Loyal_Fanbase|true Sonichu fan]] and [[Gal_pal|gal-pal]]. May she rest in peace. An' one turned out to be a troll.

[TROLL]: MAM-BOM BIDDY BOM BIDDY BOM! POM POM BIDDY BOM BIDDY BO~OM!

[???]: Shut the dang door! [Pause] They can't take over if you keep them outta your home~!

[NARRATOR]: Hmm. But one was true, honest, and compassionate. Understanding. FUN! A true gir-a true girl. A true woman. An' a sweet singer from the [pause] flip-side of the world. My [pause] thought-to-be-true sweetheart who I would've promise my [pause] first time to and would'a remained loyal to forever. Ah. Sarah Cassandra McKenzie. She was [pause] [[PandaHalo|P-Panda Halo]]. [Sigh] She died months-she [sigh] died a-a-at this time- in the real time she died about January, 2009 in the brushfires of Australia. [Pause] She will never be forgotten, even though I promised my heart to her before the time she did but she had not died I would'a kept my promise. But then I met other women a-s-side from that anyway. Rest in peace, Sarah.

[NARRATOR]: [Long pause] AN' NOW SOME WISE WORDS FROM SONICHU AN' ROSECHU!

[SONICHU]: 'Ey loyal r-loyal readers-s.

[ROSECHU]: 'Ey loyal readers. Sonichu an' I wish to take a moment to inform you that although our lil' [pause] ''fun moment'' from episode s-seventeen by popular demand we want to remind you to practice safe sets wi' condoms an' birth control prescriptions from a certified medical doctor. [Pause] Information on safe sets as well as STDs can be foun' in th' books atchur local library or on l-legi'mate medical websites on th' innernet. We, Christian Weston Chandler, and everyone in this hand-drawn series fully support safe sets and th' proper use of comdoms for vaginal-penile innercourse. Hmm.

[SONICHU]: Also, in 'ddition, while we have fully support setsual edu'ation in high school, Christian Weston Chandler also highly recommends, and would gladly support, ''dating'' education classes, because while safe set is great for the eventual well-earned intercourse after three or so dates, it is vital to learn what to do even to get to date number one! It should be well-taught on how to approach and ats one member of the opposite gender up toward the very first date. Our generation an' future generations [pause] are at [pause] great-er-great risk if we do not support dating education. Especially when th-[pause] especially when tha' when we consider the homosetsuals. [Disgusted] They're all... s-! UGH! [Cheerfully] Anyway, we thank you all for your support. Have a safe day. An' enjoy life. Peace.

[NARRATOR]: Stay tuned for the nets episode. Thank you.

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Mumble 12

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The truly last [[Mumble]] audio, '''Mumble 12''', in which [[Chris]] chats with [[Clyde]], [[Jack Thaddeus]], and others while thinking about how to reclaim his websites. During the chat, Clyde drops the bombshell that he killed [[BlueSpike]], and Chris responds with the exact same level of empathy and concern he displays when something tragic befalls someone close to him (zero).

== Highlights ==
*Chris is still sick, and as soon as this dang virus is defeated, he's going to go outside.
*Clyde warns Chris that the men in white coats are coming for him.
*PhinnyCupcakes from "Sonichu: the Animated Series" drops in briefly.
*Clyde gives Chris a special birthday gift. Turns out he killed Bluespike.
*Jack Thaddeus reveals that [[BILLY MAYS]] is going to make a run at mayor of CWCville. Chris, believing that CWCville is a real place, urges everyone not to believe the lies.
*Clyde asks how Chris got elected mayor in the first place. Since Chris is Mayor for Life, he never considered ever NOT being mayor.
*Chris vows to resume his IRL [[Sweetheart Search]]; Clyde predicts he will fail.

== Transcript ==

''[silence until 11 second mark, starts abruptly]''

'''Chris:''' ...if anybody'll see him. Was he in here earlier? 
'''Troll:''' Uh, I think he could, yeah I think he might come today. 
'''Clyde:''' Hello there, Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Well, speak uh [[Clyde Cash|the devil]]. 
'''Clyde:''' How've you been? 
'''Chris:''' Mmm, sick. I've been having a sinus affection. 
'''Clyde:''' Well it is winter. ''[unintelligible. Guilty?]'' 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' What did you say your temperature was? 
'''Chris:''' Ugh, last time I checked today it was 96.8. 
'''Clyde:''' Not bad, not bad. Look, so, how've you been feeling besides the sickness? 
'''Chris:''' ''[inhales, annoyed]'' Fair, okay? Look, I'm tryin' to get my website back, uh, I just having troubles a-tween the fact that my account was deactivated for a time, but then I had, but then I'm wor-and I'm waiting for to be reactivated from the people at Yahoo, I talked to 'em on the phone, so I know all about this, so, what do you want Clyde? 
'''Clyde:''' I'm trying to tell you that the people at Virginia Mental Health have been trying to take you away. 
'''Chris:''' ''[pauses]'' Well, I got news for you. My family is going to defend me ssss- and I am not going to get- go in to any institution, so you can just back off. 
'''Clyde:''' But- No, I-I'm trying to warn you. Look on your latest video, you're talking about being a fictional mayor of a fictional town, known as CWCville. This is why they are after you. 
'''Chris:''' Well, if they c-if they dare to come after me, they'll come after me in person. And until then, I'm not gonna fret about it. 
'''Troll''' It'll be too late by then. 
'''Sunshine:''' Ignoring the dirty troll...um, a- wha- Chris, I've been trying to talk to you on Skype. Uh, you haven't been answering me. 
'''Chris:''' Well, I haven't been on the PC all the time. Uh but like I said, I've been waiting for me to be able to get back into my, uh, accounts. 
'''Sunshine:''' I know, I'm sorry. Do you need any help with that? 
'''Chris:''' Ugh, I'm working on it. I'll be fine. 
'''Sunshine:''' Okay. Well, I just...I can't wait to see your latest comic, so I'm real excited. I think we all are, except for the trolls, though I don't know who the trolls are, so. 
'''Chris:''' Eh, just leave 'em be. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Um, Chris do you ''[interrupted]'' 
'''Troll:''' Hey, what the hell, I'm not a troll. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, um do you know about the uh, you know those videos that um somebody was making on YouTube, that uh SpazKid guy? 
'''Chris:''' Huh? 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' You remember that SpazKid video? 
'''Chris:''' Spaz kid? 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' He was making videos about you? 
'''Sunshine:''' Uh huh. 
'''Brian Bash:''' The Animated Adventures of Sonichu. 
'''Chris:''' ''[uninterested]'' Oh. Vaguely. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' We also have the voice actor here. PhinnyCupcakes. 
'''Chris:''' Oh, you do. 
'''Brian Bash:''' Yeah, Phinny, would you like to have something to say? Heh. 
'''Phinny:''' ''[In the voice of Chris from the animated series]'' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hello. 
'''Phinny:''' I'm a big fan of your comics. 
'''Chris:''' Thank you. 
'''Sunshine:''' Do you have any updates for us? 
'''Chris:''' Oh, like I said, I'm still working on trying to get the website back up. 
'''Sunshine:''' What about [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Luv Shack]]? 
'''Chris:''' What? 
'''Sunshine:''' What about your, uh... 
'''Chris:''' That'll be up that'll be back up when I get this thing back up. 
'''Sunshine:''' You gonna post any new update pictures or anything? 
'''Chris:''' Possibly. Ugh. 
'''Sunshine:''' Oooo! 
'''Chris:''' Hey, Clyde, some jerk, some jerk sayin' that he killed the 13-year old brat. 
'''Clyde:''' Well, I did, that's what I said. Didn't you get that message? 
'''Chris:''' What message? 
'''Clyde:''' Happy birthday! I killed him! You wanted it, right? 
'''Chris:''' Well I did not say kill him, for God's sake... 
'''Clyde:''' You said "get him," I figured as much. And, I didn't like him anyway, so, happy birthday. 
'''Chris:''' ''[sighs, then in the same tone of voice used when it rains after one washes their car]'' That's sad. 
'''Troll:''' Yeah, you have to be careful with how you word those things. 
'''Chris:''' And by the way, you know I took that video off of the YouTube. 
'''Clyde:''' It's a little late for that. 
'''Troll:''' ''[a soundclip of Phinny saying, "Floppin' Flounders!" plus laughter can be heard, making part of this line unintelligible]'' Kind of like what happened with Adams ''[unintelligible]'' after his sister, remember that? Yeah, you gotta be careful with that. 
'''Chris:''' Right. 
'''Clyde:''' And what's up with this [[BILLY MAYS]] thing? 
'''Chris:''' I don't know, just some stupid thing that that [[BlueSpike|13-year old brat]] thought up. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Well there, um, there is some guy that's been like on YouTube posting things about how he's gonna become the next mayor of [[CWCville]]. 
'''Chris:''' That's all I-I-I that's all just I'm sure that's all just a pack of lies and s-rumors. Don't don't never buy into them. 
''[crosstalk]'' 
'''Troll:''' Like, never mind. 
'''Clyde:''' You've never had elections in CWCville. It's a dictatorship. 
'''Chris:''' ''[stress sigh]'' 
'''Clyde:''' I mean, when were you voted into office? 
'''Chris:''' I reveal that, I'll reveal that soon enough, all right? 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' What do you mean reveal that soon enough? 
'''Chris:''' In a future book. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' A book? 
'''Brian Bash:''' A book? 
'''Sunshine:''' Why can't you just tell us now? 
'''Chris:''' Because I don't have the details in my head right now, I have to think about them. ''[crosstalk]'' I have to think about it. 
'''Sunshine:''' Stop pushing him. 
'''Chris:''' Right now I'm trying to think about right now I'm thinkin' about trying to get this website b-getting the websites back up, all right? 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Hey, um Chris, I think you, I think the thing is that it's deleted, and so you have to just make a new account. 
'''Chris:''' ''[stress sigh]'' It's not totally deleted. I'm working on I'm getting into the FTP to make sure of all of that. 
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, don't you notice that when you go to it, there's a 404 message saying that, you know, the website cannot be found, that means it doesn't exist. 
'''Chris:''' I saw that, I'm working on gettin' it back up there. I'm fin-I'm finding out to do that on here. Look, let me do this work and, uh, I'll come onto Mumble another time. So, uh, unless, uh, Clyde had something else he wanted to, uh, say as another reason why he dragged me away from my...WORK. 
''[crosstalk]'' 
'''Clyde:''' What work? Christ, man. 
'''Chris:''' I'm tryin' to get the website back up. 
'''Clyde:''' That's not work, nobody cares about your goddamned website, okay? 
''[crosstalk]'' 
'''Clyde:''' Why don't you go back outside? Why don't you go back outside and see the real world? That's what I've been trying to do. 
'''Chris:''' Well, I'm gonna be goin'... 
'''Clyde:''' When was the last time you went outside? 
'''Chris:''' Well, I got news for you, Clyde. I'm w-I'm going to be going back out there and actually find myself a woman locally after I get over this virus. 
'''Clyde:''' Face it, Chris, you're never going find that woman. 
'''Chris:''' Oh yes I will. 
'''Clyde:''' How? 
'''Chris:''' I'm gonna be very social and civil about it. Goodbye. 
'''Clyde:''' No you're not. 
''[crosstalk as audio ends]''

{{succession|label=[[Mumble|Mumble Chats]]|prevlink=[[Mumble 11|Mumble Chat 11]]|nextlink=[[Mumble 12|Final]]|}}

== External links ==

[http://www.mediafire.com/?wgdtz2zjvbcuzxz Download]

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Mumble

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[[Mumble]] is the voice chat program of choice for CWC [[trolls]]. [[Chris]] has made several "fan" chats in here.

==Mumble Chat 1==
{{main|Mumble 1}}

In the first of [[Chris]]'s Mumble chats, he and [[trolls|the TRUE and HONEST Sonichu fanbase]] discuss his [[PS3]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|video games and Anime]]. Chris is still building his lego [[CWCville]]. Male [[homos]] are bad, but [[chris and hypocrisy|lesbians are OK in his book]] - to the point of sister-sister [[Chris and sex#incest|incest]] being acceptable. He has no desire to make new [[jerks|male friends]]. Oh, and Chris has never imagined what it's like to be a cyborg, but has imagined being born a woman. Chris identifies with [[Barack Obama]]. Chris doesn't have to love [[Bob|his father]], but has to respect him. Also, he's related to Anne Boleyn and likes [[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]].

==Mumble Chat 2==
{{main|Mumble 2}}

The second Mumble chat is more of a fan Q&A. [[Trolls]] ask nonsensical questions about [[Sonichu]], including the wetness of [[Bubbles]]' [[china]]. Chris is angry that [[Clyde]] broke [[Panda]]'s hymen. Chris says that his children's comic isn't full of sex, it's 'romance'. Even black people can vote in [[CWCville]]. Chris says that [[alcohol]] is bad because it causes bar fights. Chris can type between 30 to 100 WPM. Chris says that his [[nudes]] are [[lies|photoshopped]]. Chris says that he is stronger than [[Clyde]] and would beat him up, but fails to describe how. A fan asks Chris about a possibly gay friend (based on said friend sitting next to him while playing video games) and a [[Barb|wild Snorlax appears]].

==Mumble Chat 3==
{{main|Mumble 3}}
The third Mumble chat starts with small talk, then [[chris and sex|sex]] talk between Chris and [[Julie]] before [[Clyde]] takes over in the later stages. Molvania has been destroyed. All of Chris's female characters think he’s handsome. [[fail|He can’t understand why he’s single]]. Julie is getting paranoid and wants Chris to protect her. Julie and Chris agree to take each others virginity and imagine their first time together. Clyde appears and reveals he's heard everything. The two threaten and try to psychoanalyze each other. Clyde denigrates Chris's existence and questions in detail how he'll support Julie or even himself, casting serious doubt on Chris's life skills. Clyde forces Chris to make [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video saying that he's gay]], threatening to harm Julie if he doesn't.

==Mumble Chat 3.5==
{{main|Mumble 3.5}}
A shorter chat where Clyde chastises Chris for weaseling out of the previously mentioned video. Near the end, Chris admits that his first attempt is "inferior". Chris asks Julie if Clyde can send her flowers and chocolate.

==Mumble Chat 4==
{{main|Mumble 4}}
The fourth Mumble chat is [[Chris]] vs [[Clyde]] with a little bit of [[Julie]]. They start with a game of Tic Tac Toe, where Chris loses pitifully, exhibiting no common sense whatsoever. Clyde probes Chris more on his paltry survival skills. Chris can't name five bills associated with his house and doesn't have a job because he has so many skills that he couldn't find a job to suit him. They discuss the [[Love Quest]]. Chris does racist impersonations of [[niggos|black people]].Chris sees Archie Bunker as a role model, Clyde as his best friend and wants to apologize to [[Vivian]] for [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|not listening to her]]. Clyde gives him three days to [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|throw away his material possessions]].

==Mumble Chat 5==
{{main|Mumble 5}}

As [[Chris]] is about to start talking to [[Julie]], the dastardly [[Clyde Cash]] appears, as if from nowhere. He continues to berate Chris about his inability to support himself and Julie, exposing his mammoth ignorance of what survival in the real world entails. He has a hundred dollars saved and [[chris and money|believes that saving this same amount each month will sustain his family]] and lies that he has looked for jobs with his [[CADD|degree]]. Chris admits that [[Sonichu]] villains are people who have made him feel inferior in the past. Julie is mostly a background character in this chat, playing half-hearted cheerleader for Chris throughout.

==Mumble Chat 6==
{{main|Mumble 6}}
The sixth Mumble chat is another fan Q&A. Chris is questioned on various issues, which he largely fails to adequately explain. By now he has received the letter from Mike Chandler at Nintendo of America that ends the [[Miyamoto Saga]]. Chris can't explain why he doesn't like [[homos]] or how he knows that all men are [[jerks]] without meeting them. Chris says he's irregular with comics because [[lie|"It's called a life"]], but he [[fail|can't describe his daily schedule at the moment]]. He can't remember why he admitted his [[dirty crapped briefs]] to [[Clyde]]. Clyde enters and continues to call out Chris on his [[chris and money|ignorance about money]]. Chris admits $2000 of credit card debt and admits to lying about looking for work. He then lies about his cooking ability and [[chris and religion|his religion's stance on premarital sex]]. Chris finishes by admitting to be a [[homo]] in German.

==Mumble Chat 7==
{{main|Mumble 7}}
The seventh Mumble chat is another fan Q&A, similar to [[Mumble 6]]. Chris has given bad advice in the last chat, causing a fan's girlfriend to leave him. Chris shows no remorse. [[Trolls]] try to encourage Chris to make [[Power|videos]] [[51 50|proving]] [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|his]] [[30 Push-Ups|strength]] and showcasing his [[CWC Fighter|fighting]] [[Challenge for Clyde|moves]]. He claims that the [[dildo]] in the [[vibrator destruction video]] was glued together and took a lot of strength to pull apart, but later backpedals and says he used shears. The possibility of more [[Rule 34]] in [[Sonichu]] is discussed, especially giving [[Rosechu]] a [[pickle]]. Chris fails at the national anthem and reveals that his mom told him that his [[Attraction Sign]] made him look retarded. Chris says he thinks [[Panda]] might be dead, but shows no real emotion. Many terrible impersonations are spread throughout this chat. Clyde enters at the end and Chris bolts.

==Mumble Chat 8==
{{main|Mumble 8}}
Mumble Chat 8 is another fan Q&A covering a variety of topics. Chris can't name the [[Chris and Religion|ten commandments or the seven deadly sins]] offhand. Chris tries to convince Julie that premarital sex is OK in his religion, and tries to claim he doesn't hate all [[homos]] when he's called on his religious [[hypocrisy]]. Chris agrees he would have a threesome with two other men as he tries to choreograph a threesome between himself, [[Julie]] and [[Sarah May]]. Chris admits [[recycling]], and says that he only goes to McDonald's [[health|two to three times a week]]. Chris calls Sarah May 'Julie' several times throughout the conversation, which causes her to freak out and attempt suicide. While he [[china|shows some concern]] as she's screaming about killing herself, [[Chris and death|Chris reacts like a sloth on sedatives after her 'death']], reassuring himself that he still has Julie.

==Mumble Chat 9==
{{main|Mumble 9}}
The ninth mumble chat is fairly short and follows a very different format. [[The Miscreants]] assemble before [[Chris]] to taunt and menace him as he stumbles and stutters. They inform him that their goal is to prevent Chris from ever getting [[china]], as he is a [[racism|racist]] who doesn't care about [[women's rights|women]] as people. They also reveal themselves as being the real [[Sonichu]] fanbase. [[Panda]] is the newest member of the Miscreants. They true to make Chris prove that he really loves Julie, but all he can come up with is that he went to a lot of trouble finding [[Molvania]] on the map. Eventually Chris shouts that he has his [[Aunt Corina]]'s funeral tomorrow, tells them all to "fuck off" and leaves.

==Mumble Chat 9.5==
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This chat is an extension of the [[Mumble 9|ninth]] Mumble chat. For some reason, [[Chris]] rejoins [[The Miscreants]] in the chat. Clyde again accuses him of accomplishing nothing in his life. He says he's been [[lie|thinking about getting a job]] and whines about [[stress]]. The Miscreants accuse him of not really caring about his deceased [[Aunt Corina]]; only caring that he had to go to a funeral on his [[Christian Love Day|birthday]]. Chris tries to disprove this by pretending to cry. He admits [[Slow-in-the-Minds|retardation]] and says that he felt true honest respect from his past [[trolls|sweethearts]] and [[trolls|gal-pals]]. Chris says he's learned to tell lies from the truth, [[fail|as he doubts that these women were trolls]]. Clyde attacks Chris for his [[Chris and money|financial stupidity]]. [[lie|Chris says that he mostly tells the truth]]. Chris eventually storms out, and the Miscreants discuss future plans.

==Mumble Chat 10==
{{main|Mumble 10}}
In the tenth Mumble chat, [[Julie]] has been kidnapped by [[Max]] and 'spirited away' to [[Miscreants|Miscreant]] Headquarters. Our hero, [[Chris-Chan]], must wrestle with making the unenviable decision of whether he can be bothered to drive to Cleveland for his [[china|true love]], and awaits the impending decision of the mythical Powers That Be that will shape the path of his destiny - Will he get his [[Barb|mum's]] permission to go? This entire chat is spent trying to convince Chris to defy his parents' wishes, and and allay his fears of being attacked and/or arrested for [[pedofork|pedoforkery]] upon arrival. [[Clyde Cash]] makes a brief cameo.

==Mumble Chat 11==
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The eleventh Mumble chat follows the events of [[Julie Reveals Herself]]. [[Chris]] has a cold. He admits [[BlueSpike]] took his [[PSN]] and Yahoo account, and that he shoved the [[Medallion of Fail]] up his ass. He begins to help BlueSpike with some account troubles in the hope of getting his own accounts back. This chat showcases Chris's [[Chris and Reality|odd relationship with reality]] as he feels the need to state that Billy Mays is not the Mayor of [[CWCville]], that he had transferred his memories between his previous medallions and to his [[High School Ring]] and that the changes reflecting this that are yet to be drawn in the comic are also canon in real life.

==Mumble Chat 12==
{{main|Mumble 12}}
The twelfth and final Mumble chat. [[Chris]] reacts to very little throughout. Chris is still sick, and working on getting his website back up. [[Clyde Cash]] has murdered [[BlueSpike]] as a birthday gift for Chris. Chris seems to be mildly surprised that Clyde did this, but [[Chris and Death|shows no real emotion]]. Chris will reveal how elections in [[CWCville]] work in a future 'book', he has to think about it. Chris whines about Clyde dragging him away for his 'work' of getting his website back up. Clyde tells him to go outside. Chris says that he will go out and [[Love Quest|find a woman locally]] by being 'very social' and what sounds like 'civil about it'. He then disappears into the murky toy-filled depths from whence he came.

{{succession|label=[[Mumble|Mumble Chats]]|prevlink=[[Mumble|N/A]]|nextlink=[[Mumble 1|Mumble Chat 1]]|}}

==See Also==
*[[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]

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Mailbag 43

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__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 43''' was uploaded onto the [[CWCipedia]] on 19 [[January 2010]] and answered on 21 January 2010. This is the first official [[Mailbag]] following [[Chris]]'s decree of no [[Asperchu]] letters.

Amongst this set of letters, we get another answer as to why Chris hates Asperchu, explains why he turned Asperchu into [[Mitch Sonichu]], he also tells a letter writer who calls him out on his Asperchu manifesto to go fuck himself and removes another letter that calls him out on his Christian overtones, especially how he made [[Ultra Sonichu]] into [[Jesus]].

Perhaps the most bizarre letter is his response to [[Evan]], where he claims that Simonchu (Evan's fictional character) has already attempted to convince [[Simonla]] to leave [[CWCville]]. In fact, he writes what amounts to a ([[Chris and writing|terrible]]) short story to justify his continued use of Simonla in his comic.

On 26 January 2010, Chris moved the letter telling the person to go fuck himself into the Rejected Mailbag.

==Answered==
==="Good Quality Hand-Drawn Work"===
{{Email|From: Apple Pie <effence@yahoo.ca>
Hi,

I find it strange that you think Asperchu is bad for swears and anti-religiousness when your favorite shows like [[South Park]] and [[Family Guy]] do the exact same thing. Please explain your logic.}}
{{EmailReply|It is because "Asperchu" is considered a parody to My Sonichu and Myself, and to have the comparisons between the two, it is a kick in the bells to have My Good Quality Hand-Drawn Work compared to such Gross Low-Class, Low-Resolution, Blocky-Style stuff like "Asperchu". And from that, I BLAME the artist, Alec Benson Leary, to force the characters into such shameful and distasteful acts. I do not blame the characters, because it is NOT Their fault that their "Director" directs them to do those things.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}

===In which Chris defends Ultra Sonichus OPness===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Masaki Sumitani|Masaki Sumitani]] <Hadogei@gmail.com>

Hey, I hope you don't count this as an "Asperchu" question and delete this because it's not:

Some questions about the new pages: 1.) If Ultra Sonichu's powers include curing [[Asperger's Syndrome]], why don't you tell Ultra Sonichu to cure your [[autism]]? 2.) Why do you say that Asperchu/Mitch Sonichu needs a makeover, and that his glasses are terrible, when the outfit he was wearing is the same as one you own, and his [[glasses]] look like your glasses? 3.) Is Ultra Sonichu supposed to be a Christ-like figure? Isn't this kind of blasphemous since Sonichu is a Christian?

Thanks for answering!

Masaki Sumitani}}
{{EmailReply|1) It is a cartoon; it is not like I can summon him into Real Life and use the Chaotic Crystal Power to cure my Mental Block for Real. 2) If you were in Asperchu's situation where you were constantly drawn to LOOK and ACT retarded all the time, would you not want a Makeover to make you more confident, intelligent and such? 3) A Christian Individual, or ANYONE for that matter, has the capability to do such things in acts of generosity; it Does Not necessarily make that individual THE Jesus Christ. The [[Sonichus]] and [[Rosechus]] Considered Mine, the Original Sonichu, a Savior, because from the later-named Swift Sonichu, he had Foretold of the True Original coming to their Rescue and Aid. If you were rescued from a life-threatening situation, quick-as-a-flash, by someone, would you not consider that person A Savior or Hero? There is nothing "blasphemous" about the generous deed and act.

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}

===We can watch it ourselves, thanks.===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:List of recurring Monty Python's Flying Circus characters|Ken Shabby]] <spamspamspam@aol.com>

Dear Chris: What [[Monty Python]] sketch is your favorite? Mine is Eric Idle's "Storytime" sketch, which can be seen here:

http://tinyurl.com/ylmgwu4

I find it hilarious because I can't imagine what kind of sick pervert would put that kind of stuff in something intended for children.}}
{{EmailReply|I like the Parrot Sketch. "Look, Matey. This Parrot wouldn't VOOM if I put 4,000 volts through it. It's bleeding demised. It's not pining, it's passed on. This parrot is no more; it has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. It is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If he hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an Ex-Parrot. '''You have to complain until you're blue in the mouth to get your way around here'''."}}

===Surrrrrrrrrre...===
{{Email|From: Lars Underwood <kneelbeforelarsunderwood@aol.com>

Chris,

In the Sonichu comics you've drawn your Sonichus and Rosechus praying to you. Do the other citizens of CWCville pray to you, too? The reason I ask is that I'm trying to start a cult, and was wondering how you got people to see you as an all-powerful, Godlike figure. So far my cult is only my girlfriend and a couple of other kids at my high school, but I think that's pretty good for a senior. Any advice for a fellow cult leader?

Lars Underwood}}
{{EmailReply|You are mistaken, I have never drawn my Sonichus and Rosechus praying to ME; they pray to God and Jesus like everyone else. I do not care much for Cults, because they often lead towards a life-threatening situation often.}}

===Chris still hates the gays===
{{Email|From: David Price <dprice22@gmail.com>

Dear Christian,

I apologise for the earlier e-mail in which I enquired about Asperchu and completely overlooked your own talents.

Your recent comic pages, in which you provided a makeover for Asperchu to give him a new look as "Mitch Sonichu", has proved to me that you have your own unique skills and qualities. This makes you perfect for television! We're starting up a remake of a classic TV show in which young, style-setting gentlemen such as yourself give fashion pointers to volunteers.

If you would like to be on the lineup of the brand new, remade "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", please get in touch with me.}}
{{EmailReply|I heard that was a [[gay]] show, and I am Straight, so no thank you.}}

===Chris defends the makeovers===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:R. Dorothy Wayneright|Dot Wayneright]] <neg0t8r@paragoncity.net>

Greetings!

From your latest comic, I see you have cured Asperchu and ''Alec's (Unapproved) Recreation of your'' [[Chaotic Combo]]. I noticed that many of your characters were not happy with their names and role. It's a bold step for a writer to change ''someone else's'' characters around like that. ''However, I was surprised to see that not only did [[Bubbles Rosechu]] forget about [[Blake]] when her name changed to Kitty, but she also claims "she'd hit that," which implies she had a pickle! Has Bubbles always been a hermaphrodite or was this only since your Chaotic Remedy on her?''

Regards,
Dorothy Wayneright}}
''Chris added the first two italicized portions, and deleted the third one from the original letter.''
{{EmailReply|What I have done was only done to Alec's "version" of MY Electric-Hedgehogs; The Original Sonichus and Rosechus are STILL the way they are. Kitty was referring to that the madeover Asperchu, now Mitch Sonichu, looked very handsome.}}

===...Well, this is disturbing!===
{{Email|From: [[Evan|Evang7]] <evang7@gmail.com>
Why do you think that putting in "evan.ip" in a computer will block
me? That's not even an IP address, that's just my name and the letters
"IP". Furthermore, you do it in your [[comic|COMIC]], not in real life. Do you
think CWCville actually exists or something?

Also take Simonla out of your comic.

-Evan}}
{{EmailReply|No. As a matter of fact, [[Chris and reality|YOUR Simonchu]] came to Cwcville while I was holding a Town Meeting, came up to Simonla (Simonchu's Sister) while The True [[Wild Sonichu]] was with Her. Simonchu told Simonla that you wanted her back home as quickly as possible. Simonla REFUSED Heavily; She is Very Happy in Cwcville, VA, rather than the [[Pickle|c***]]-shack known as "Ecgville". ([[CWCville|HOW IS THAT SO-CALLED CITY PRONOUNCED ANYWAY?]] It sounds like a very "Eckie" Ailment, possibly Cold-Like.) Simonchu uses force, yet Wild attacks him with his Razor Leaf and unleashed his grasp of her. Wild says, "The lady said that she does not want to return with you." Simonchu replies, "Listen, shock-breath, I'll quake you away in a rock's-throw." Wild says, "Well, before you can even throw a rock, I will have quick-as-a-flash Vine Whipped you, and launched you to fly back to your Villa of Eck." Wild launches his Vine Whip which was Super-Effective against Simonchu's Ground-Type body, and throws him back to that city in Minnesota.

Later, Simonchu reports to you that she refuses to return to you, and you realize that with MY G.D.C. Powers, you have to let it be and move on in peace in real life. I am the Great Director Chandler!

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 07:16, 21 January 2010 (CET)}}

==Rejected Mailbag==

===Go Fuck Yourself, too!===
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com>
Chris, here's my response to your BLATANT CENSORSHIP and DENIAL OF FREE SPEECH in [[Mailbag 41]].

"1) Alec and his crew have No Right Whatsoever on MY original Sonichu/Rosechu Characters; I Never Ever Gave Him OR his crew ANY permission to use them At All."

Did Sega give you permission to use [[Sonic]] and Eggman? How about [[Nintendo]]? Did they let you use Giovanni or any [[Pokemon]]?

No. They didn't. The only way Sonichu can stay afloat is because it is a [[Parody|PARODY]]. And PARODIES do not need to ask permission.

"2) I never gave him permission to place ANY advertisements for his Low-Rate Work and Copycat Website; he bought [[Jack]] Thaddius out WRONGFULLY. I still Disapprove of his ads in any shape or form regardless of image content. "

You have no right to decide on this, the SysOp needs to keep the website up some how. And if it were not for her efforts, the website would have crashed by now.

I mean, she certainly cares about keeping the site up. You nearly got it destroyed when you stole from Coke and Fox.

"4) The Cwcipedia IS DESIGNED MAINLY FOR the Original Sonichus and Rosechus in and around Cwcville, [[Virginia]]; Alec and his blocky-drawn characters are in Minnesota, and therefore are NOT Associated Officially With Cwcipedia OR the world of Cwcville."

Blocky? Chris, perhaps you don't realize that half the time you can't keep the size of a character consistent. Body parts inflate and deflate at random and at one point a character went from square to spherical within the same page. Heck, people could write a book on your horrible drawings.

"5) At the time, I have done Comparison Drawing within the recent 12 pages I have drawn and uploaded between HIS drawing style and Mine. Obviously Mine is the Superior, because it is more pleasant to look at, and it was Hand-Drawn, versus Computer-Drawn which Alec and his crew have chosen for their media. Officially, I still have NO association with Alec at all, even after this short-time addition within the 10th Book."

Chris, you can't judge your drawing style and his because you're biased in your own favor.

I personally think Alec is a better artist. At least he always provides a goddamn background and doesn't textwall out of pure lazyness.

"7) From this day forward, Any and All future messages that DO NOT ADDRESS Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville, Myself (Christian Weston Chandler), or anything that is originated ONLY ON the Cwcipedia will be DELETED. ADDRESS ALL Asperchu inquires ONLY to Alec Benson Leary on HIS COPYCAT WEBSITE"

This relates to you, the comic, and how you can't draw. So yeah, if you delete this I'll know that you're lying out your ass. AGAIN.}}
{{EmailReply|You can go f*** yourself.}}

==Gone Forever==
===Chris will always be beautiful to someone===
{{Email|From: Mirko Calusic <sathael@hotmail.com>
Hi Chris! I have to say, even though Alec is a much better atist, I prefer your Sonichu over his Asperchu comic, because your comic supports the homosexual lifestyle. I understand that you've lost a bunch of fans, but I want you to know that the [[homos]]exual population will always support you. Heck, probably all the fans you have left are gay.

I have to admit, I find you very attractive. Often I've dreamt of your sweaty body pressing against mine. First I would suck your tiny cock and then I'd ram my manstaff up your butthole, all the while massaging your large soft breasts. Anyway, I thought you'd like to know about that.

I've drawn some fanart for you as well!

http://tinyurl.com/yftsew7}}

===The everlasting man===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Gilbert Keith Chesterton|Gilbert Keith Chesterton]] <FaithfulMan@yahoo.com>

Dear Chris,

The creators of the award winning Evangelical Christian cartoon "Veggie Tales" were once interviewed about the nature of creating a Christian work of art with characters that were explicitly not human. Their response was actually very well-thought-out. They said that they took special time and effort to make sure that their adaptations of biblical stories emphasized what could be learned and applied to life though the passage, was nothing short of completely respectful to the book upon which they placed their faith, and was appropriate for very young children. They also spoke of their all-important rule #1:

'''Never''' would they depict Jesus as a vegetable.

It's not right, they said. Jesus is the son of God, the most important thing in our lives. The reason we're even doing this is to try and help others understand how important Jesus is. It doesn't matter that every other character is a plant byproduct, the setting and tone of the show are ultimately unimportant. Showing Jesus as anything less than what we believe him to be would be blasphemy.

And they're right! To put words in Jesus's mouth, to depict Jesus as he wasn't, to use his or God's holy name in vain, it's all blasphemy. Blasphemy's not like other sins like envy, lust, or wrath, it's wrong on two distinct levels. On one it's direct disrespect to your creator. One the other it hurts your credibility as a Christian. If a Christian blasphemes himself in public, or puts blasphemous things in the internet where everyone can see them, it becomes harder to take them seriously. If someone who's legitimately interested in accepting God into their life sees it, they'll likely think "I thought Christians were supposed to love God, but obviously it's all a lie, because someone who loved God wouldn't act that way."

Bearing all that in mind, why did you represent Jesus as an orange sonic the hedgehog?

Don't say you didn't. Issue 10, page 48. You even drew the tomb being cast open, just like when Jesus rose on the third day. "Hyper Sonichu" or whatever you call him appears with his arms spread (as though nailed to a crucifix) in a beam of light, while some sort of purple soldier kneels before him, in awe. For a few short pages, you had the gall to mock God, turning Jesus, a man without sin into a character that just a few pages ago toppled a building, killing hundreds. A character that spends all his time having sex with his wife or punching old women in the face.

I could understand an Atheist doing this as some sort of protest against Christian hypocrisy, but you claim to be a steadfast believer. So my question to you Chris is in what way could this possibly be considered a Christian piece of work, when you so blatantly mock God?

Sincerely,

G. Chesterson}}

{{Mailbag}}

For Julie's Eyes Only

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{{honest}}

{{protip|"JULLLAAAY" is an old meme. Only faggots comment on Chris related videos with any variant of "JULLAAAAAAAY." Even bigger faggots are people who think it's funny to PM and/or e-mail Chris with "JULLLAAAAAAAAAY." The biggest faggots are those who think it's funny to call Chris's house and scream "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"}}

[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|JULAY!]]
[[Image:Blowupdoll.gif|thumb]]

On 20 [[February 2009]], the closest thing [[Christian Weston Chandler]] will ever have to a [[sex tape]] was leaked to the internet. The video file '''For Julies Eyes Only.MP4''' consists of nearly eight minutes of Chris, completely nude except for his socks, making love to [[Kimmi|an inflatable sex doll]]. The sex tape was soon uploaded to SlutLoad where it has received over 2 million views, many of them coming from people wondering "Who the fuck is [[Julie]]?"

Chris produced the video using his [[PSEye]] for the benefit of Julie, the person he believed to be his trusted [[sweetheart]]. (She was, in fact, the latest in a series of [[troll]]s playing him for a sap.) Throughout the video Chris pretends that the blow-up doll is Julie. Accordingly he treats the doll with tenderness and respect before he starts humping the shit out of it, all the while calling out Julie's name like a retard in heat. For the final two minutes of the video Chris rides the doll, cowgirl style, yelling "JULAAAAAY!!!" over and over until he achieves orgasm.

Throughout the video, Chris seems to mimic all the "educational porn" he has watched, except he chooses to mimic the positions of ''female'' performers, as when he spreads his legs wide open for Julie.

==Summary==
{{quote|JULAAAAAAY!!!! JULAAAAAAY!!!! |Chris while humping Kimmi}}
{{quote|You take that like a good, bad girl!|Also while humping Kimmi}}
{{quote|I'm ready to cum!!|Also while humping Kimmi}}

'''0:00-0:05''' [''Chris sits cross-legged on his bed, holding Kimmi up as though it were a naked girl standing before him, says "Hey Julie" and glances at her''.]

'''0:06-0:10''' [''He lies back as he pulls the doll into position over his [[duck]]''.] "I love you Julie..."

'''0:11-0:28''' [''He grips the doll, possibly trying to finger its asshole. He seems confused as to how to effectively copulate with this device''.]

'''0:29-0:44''' [''Our hero abandons all pretense and bends the doll at an unnatural angle (with its upper body pointed straight up and its legs pointed straight out behind it), grapevining its legs with his own and pounding it diligently. Its asshole is spread wide in full view of the camera''.]

'''0:45-0:48''' In a satisfied tone, he sighs "Mmm, Julie..." A moment later, sounding surprised by her passion, he exclaims "''Julieee!''"

'''0:49-1:25''' [''Quiet, uneventful thrusting. Chris seems to have a determined look on his face, as though he is focused on servicing his vinyl lover''.]

'''1:26-1:32''' [''A loud snap can be heard, which seems to catch Chris's attention. He lifts the doll up and examines his crotch, then reaches over to pause the recording. It's possible he has had a mishap related to whatever condoms or lube he might be using''.]

'''1:33-1:52''' [''Chris resumes filming and humping''.]

'''1:53-2:06''' [''He shifts to a sort of scissor position, with Kimmi "straddling" his right thigh. Chris keeps one hand planted on its "breast"''.]

'''2:07-2:08''' "Mmm...Julie! Julieeee!"

'''2:09-2:28''' [''More scissoring''.]

'''2:28-2:31''' "Yesss, Julie...Julie! Mmmm..."

'''2:32-2:49''' [''Chris briefly tries to stick several fingers into Kimmi's ass before rolling over onto his side. His ass is now in full view as it thrusts and quivers against the love doll''.]

'''2:50-2:51''' "You like that, don't you Julie?"

'''2:52-3:13''' [''More ass-thrusting'']

'''3:14-3:20''' "Come on, Julie... let me take that [unintelligible]...mmm, Julie!"

'''3:21-3:39''' [''Chris picks up speed...'']

'''3:40-3:43''' [''Chris puts his right leg over the doll and continues thrusting''.]

'''3:44-3:47''' "Oh, Julie...Julie!"

'''3:47-4:05''' [''More thrusting'']

'''4:06-4:08''' [''Two loud snaps can be heard as Chris takes his leg off the doll''.]

'''4:25-4:30''' [''Chris now sits on the bed and open his legs, putting the blow-up doll over his body. The scene cuts''.]

'''4:31-4:40''' [''Filming resumes. Chris is seated cross-legged in the bed, much like the first scene. He proceeds to hump the doll''.]

'''4:41-4:50''' [''Chris opens his legs and humps some more''.] "Julie... Yes, Julie... You take that like a good—BAD girl!"

'''5:00-5:21''' [''Chris now is humping the doll fast. His face is extremely red''.]

'''5:22-5:23''' "Hnmm"

'''5:24-5:25''' [''Chris cuts the film and resumes the same scene, still humping the doll while seated''.]

'''5:33-5:44''' [''Chris now starts to hump the doll on his knees''.]

'''5:45-5:53''' [''Chris now straddles the doll face-down, thrusting like a rabbit''.]

'''5:54-6:04''' [''Chris holds the doll's boobies and starts to "ride" Kimmi''.]

'''6:05-6:09''' "Oh, Julie...JULIE!! JULIE!!!"

'''6:23-6:40''' "Ju—Yeah...Julie! Julie! Hnmph...hnm... Hnmph...uhh...uhh...uh."

'''6:47-7:09''' "Hnm, ah, yeah, JULIE! I'm—ah, I'm ready to CUUUM!!! JULIE! JULAY! JULAY! JULIEEE! Julie...HNMPH!" (more moaning)

'''7:10-7:24''' "AAAAUUUUGHHHHAAAHNNN" (more moaning)

'''7:25-7:40''' [''Chris suffocates the doll with his weight by lying over her. He thrusts a couple of times and turns off the camera''.] "Julie, thank you."

==Postcards==
[[Image:Postcard_from_Ebaums.jpg|thumb|right|Greetings to the Chandler family!]]
Postcards were sent direct to [[Bob Chandler | Chris's father]] by an anonymous troll in early March. His family's reaction is unknown, except that his [[PSEye]] was briefly taken away.

==External links==
*[http://megaupload.com/?d=18NA6ERG Download it here!]
*[http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html Watch it here!]
*[http://www.efukt.com/2412_Who_The_Fuck_Is_Julie?.html Or watch it here!]

{{clear}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Update 18 February 2009]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 4 March 2009]]|}}
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Wii Remote of Fail

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[[Image:customwiimote.jpg|right|thumb|True autistic talent.]]
The '''Wii Remote of Fail''' is the result of [[Chris]] taking it upon himself to paint custom [[Sonichu]] colors on his Wii Remote and Nunchuk during an [[autism|autistic]] epiphany. He thought that [[Shigeru Miyamoto|"Mr. Mayamoto-san"]] of Nintendo would like to see these, so he then showed them off to the world in his [[YouTube]] video [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto]].
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[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

PlayStation blog

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'''Playstation Blog''' is a place where important [[PS3|Playstation]] people talk about shit. Chris has been annoying people in the comment sections with his bullshit using his [[Sonichu]] and CChan accounts.

== Comments ==

{{quotebox|
Sonichu <nowiki>|</nowiki> June 15th, 2007 at 1:46 am

I’ve just download Go Puzzle for my PS3, and on the ONLINE MULTIPLAYER function, while my opponent is able to play on their half, my game CURSOR is unable to move. No matter how much I press my D-Pad or push my Analog Stick, IT WILL NOT MOVE. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!! Also, in the “Lobby”, when I am prompted to “X” the “Ready?” icon, I can’t seem to be able to, no matter how much I press my “X” button.

WHAT IS THE DEAL?!!! WHY ME?!!!
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Sonichu <nowiki>|</nowiki> August 6th, 2007 at 8:03 pm

I wanted to mention a small concern… there is a link to the True Real Winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|Chop Chop Master Onion Contest]] at
http://groups.myspace.com/CWCandFriendsCustoms.

Yet, when I click the link on us.playstation.com, I get a different “Winner”.

I Do Not Know Who To Believe! Do I believe the Official-Rule-Violating [[Adam Stackhouse|adamstackhouse]], or do I believe the [[Honest]], [[Autism|Autistic]] CWCSonichu?
}}

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CChan <nowiki>|</nowiki> July 3rd, 2008 at 1:18 am

It’s good to know you’re fixing 2.40; I have a complaint to register. I’ve had no trouble installing it, but after installing the Update, I look up the video files I have saved on my external hard drive and not only does it TAKE LONGER for the PS3 to read the files to list them, but it digs deep into each one and adds a “Title” to the file’s information, which is its ORIGINAL BIRTH-CREATED Filename; not the name I dubbed the file. Originally, it would Sort via the latest filename; it now sorts via ORIGINAL Filename; IT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS.

As long as you’re fixing the Update; Fix the Video File Reading capability back to the way it was.

Christian W. Chandler
PSN ID: Sonichu
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{{quotebox|
CChan <nowiki>|</nowiki> July 3rd, 2008 at 1:20 am

P.S.

After fixing 2.40, you may want to rename it to 2.41, so those of us who did receive the Update, our PS3s can pick up on the patch.
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Sentry <nowiki>|</nowiki> July 3rd, 2008 at 1:26 am

@ 485

If the problem is really bricking PS3′s (lol sorry), then it should be named 2.45, its worthy of the jump don’t ya think? :P
}}

{{quotebox|
CChan <nowiki>|</nowiki> July 8th, 2008 at 3:14 am

I hope y’all were able to fix the Gear-Grinding Video File-reading glitch.
}}

{{quotebox2|
DarkGeneral88 <nowiki>|</nowiki> July 8th, 2008 at 3:38 am

@165

Why? Is it so problematic to go and install it yourself?

I can give a few reasons why it’s a bad idea

1. Time restraints I download them in the morning before work I don’t want to have to wait till they install before I can leave to turn it off and I don’t want it on all day. (Minority agreement probably)

2. I like the download in background feature and I don’t want that taken away. Installs can not be performed in the background and if it downloads the installs automatically we can’t have that feature anymore plus we could only be able to download one at a time because there would be conflicts. (Majority probably agree)

3. I don’t like bloated code which would just add needless lines of code which means more code more chance of bugs, which is never good even if you could toggle it off. Plus I don’t know how much space they have in flash but I don’t want that to take up room so they don’t have room for important usefull things.
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Sonichu <nowiki>|</nowiki> August 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 am

In my humble opinion, about the Video on the PSN Store, I would like…

-Shows from BBC America, such as “Keeping Up Appearances”, “Are You Being Served”, “Open All Hours”, “As Time Goes By”, “Last of the Summer Wine”, “My Family”, “Barbara”, “Sorry”, “Thin Blue Line”, “Of Fools and Horses”, and of course, “[[Monty Python]]’s Flying Circus”.

-ALL the “[[Family Guy]]” episodes (Fill In the Blanks for EVERY SEASON), Stewie’s “Untold Story” Movie, “Blue Harvest”, and future “Family Guy” movies/specials.

-Complete “American Dad” and “Futurama” Seasons and movies.

-All Rentals staying playable for a WEEK after First Playback (two weeks max with no playback is fine).

-More Disney shows and movies (“Brandy & Mr. Whiskers”, “The Buzz on Maggie”, “Lizzie McGuire” and Classic Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy and Minnie Mouse shorts in B/W and Color).

Also, for the PSN Store Game area; I’ve noticed in other countries, there are 3 or 4 Additional Add-On Content for [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]; why didn’t they make the U.S.? I WANT THEM.

Sincerely
Christian Weston Chandler
PSN ID: Sonichu
}}

{{quotebox|
Sonichu <nowiki>|</nowiki> December 22nd, 2008 at 3:02 am

I’m not sure, but I think it true from my Point of View, but did the Update Increase Memory Capacity, because usually when I update my [[Little Pig Blanket|LBC1 Level]], I CONSTANTLY receive a “Your Profile Can’t Be Saved” Message, usually due to LARGE-Capacity Level or HUGE amounts of downloaded objects and stickers, and now I’m not getting that message as much?
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{{quotebox|
Sonichu <nowiki>|</nowiki> December 22nd, 2008 at 11:50 am

never mind; I’ve learned the hard way that was not the case.

BUT IT SHOULD BE A PRIORITY in a future Patch; UPGRADE MEMORY CAPACITY for a Profile to fit the Greatest Size and number of Custom Levels, as well as the Infinite Number of Downloadable Objects and Stickers.
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{{quotebox|
Sonichu <nowiki>|</nowiki> July 8th, 2009 at 4:15 pm

Hey, the [[Street Fighter]] Tourney is good news, but I have a concern about the person who left the message.

His Avitar…

If that icon is WHAT I THINK IT IS, I AM OFFENDED; please change your Avitar, dude.
}}

{{quotebox|
Sonichu <nowiki>|</nowiki> March 16th, 2010 at 9:11 am

I have one complaint; I just got the U.E. of G.O.W. III, and I had reserved it at Gamestop, so I got a code for the Phantom of Chaos Skin as well. And I got acode from 7-Eleven for the Morpheus Skin.

The codes Worked for Morpheus Skin, Challenge of Exile Arenas/Dominus Skin and Unearthing the Legend.

But I am still getting the Error Message for the Phantom of Chaos Skin, ad the G.O.W. Trilogy and Blood and Metal Soundtracks.

When will tose two items be up, so my Two Codes for them can finally Function and I can have them?

Please let it be TODAY!

PSN: Sonichu
}}

== Links ==

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2007/06/14/ps3-firmware-upgrade-181-coming-tomorrow/comment-page-4/#comment-2180

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2007/08/02/comment-monitoring/comment-page-4/#comment-14709

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2008/07/02/firmware-v240-status/comment-page-10/#comment-79605

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2008/07/07/ps3-system-software-update-v241/comment-page-4/#comment-82563

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2008/08/01/playstation-store-video-content-update/comment-page-3/#comment-94785

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2008/12/19/sack-it-to-me-the-holiday-edition/comment-page-3/#comment-141891

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2009/07/08/attention-fighting-fans-prove-youre-the-best-around/#comment-241496

http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/03/16/god-of-war-iii-out-today/comment-page-2/#comment-366547

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{{The Internet}}

Friend zone

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[[Chris]] has rarely been able to even form a casual friendship with a woman, and generally just harasses the ones who will approach him. Nevertheless, his single-minded focus on going all the way and getting laid has led him to view the concept of the '''friend zone''' with disgust. Friendship, in Chris's mind, is merely a tactic women use to avoid giving guys like him the [[china]] they deserve.

==The friend zone defined==
[[File:Into the friend zone.jpg|thumb|Even with this illustration, Chris will probably never understand this concept.]]

Nowadays the "friend zone" is a common topic in discussions of romantic relationships. From one perspective, the friend zone is where guys wind up when they spend too much time getting to know a woman without trying to make a move towards a more serious relationship. Eventually, the woman views them as "just friends" (or "[[Cole Smithey|like a brother]]," to use one variation on the theme) rather than a potential lover.

From another perspective, a woman might value her friendship with a man too much to take the risk of advancing to a more serious commitment, which could lead to an ugly breakup and the end of any sort of relationship with him.

It's possible for a woman to enjoy a man's company without wanting to go to bed with him (and for a man to likewise feel the same way about a woman). Most people are capable of accepting this fact, even if it's a bit difficult to deal with when one has been "friended" by the object of one's affection. Chris, of course, has other ideas.
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==Chris on the friend zone==
[[Image:cwcfz.png|thumb|right|Chris and where is he in the Friend Zone.]]
Like many other supposed "rules" related to sex and dating, the friend zone is in fact a pretty nebulous concept. Chris, unable to think about relationships except in the most [[Autism|rigid, inflexible terms]], characterizes the friend zone as a law, a hard and fast rule that he apparently believes has been forced upon him by some unspecified authority. (This is similar to his interpretation of the [[Third date|three-date rule]].)

In [[Mumble 4]], [[Clyde Cash]] had a brief discussion on the friend zone with Chris, brought on by Chris's assumption that [[Sarah Hammer]] was interested in him romantically simply because they were neighbors. Chris responded to Clyde's assessment of his friendzone status by talking about the movie "[[Wikipedia:Just Friends|Just Friends]]," which he also cited in a Mailbag question several months later.

In [[Mailbag 4]], a correspondent asked him what law he would change if he could change a single one. (His intention was probably to bait Chris into discussing the "dumb laws" preventing [[Zapina|teenage girls]] from taking off their clothes in public.) Chris responded with a tirade against the friend zone.

{{quote|I would remove the "Law" of the "Friend Zone", because I feel that it is just wrong to not even attempt to have anything beyond friendship, especially if the man and the woman are both comfortable with each other and are close.|Chris, failing to understand women as usual.}}

Later, he expanded his opinion somewhat in the [[Common_Questions#Answered_15_January_2010|Common Questions]] section of the Mailbag. In this case, a correspondent quite reasonably asked, "What happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?"

{{quote|Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship. I do not take kindly to that Excuse at this time.|Chris, cursing any woman who tries to "get out of [the] sex" she clearly owes him.}}

Chris's characterization of "we're just friends" as an "excuse" is revealing, both in regards to his ideas about women and his view of himself. He cannot imagine a rational explanation for why a female friend would not want to have sex with him (except in the case of [[Anna]] - he's willing to accept that there's no point in hitting on a lesbian). Instead, he believes that women have invented excuses like this one because for some reason they fear a sexual relationship. If he is attracted to her and wants to sleep with her, he feels that she is obligated to return his interest and help bring his degenerate fantasies to life. In the worst case scenario, Chris would refuse to listen to a woman's "excuses" and [[Chris_and_sex#Chris_and_rape| rape]] her.

==[[Gal pal]]s and the friend zone==

===[[Megan Schroeder]]===

Chris's comments about the friend zone shed a bit more light on his relationship with Megan Schroeder (and its spectacular collapse). While Megan was happy to enjoy an ordinary, platonic friendship with Chris — which, most observers would agree, is far more than he could ever have reasonably hoped for — he clearly couldn't get his mind around the notion of a woman who didn't mind his company, but didn't want to have sex with him. From his perspective, she was "making excuses," since there's no way she could have been sincerely interested in nothing more than a good friendship. Hence his refusal to quit subjecting her to physical pressure, his assumption that only sexual inexperience prevented her from wanting to fuck him, and so on. Chris's frustration with being in the "friend zone" reached the point where - according to him - he had to draw [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] in order to prevent himself doing something infinitely worse.

===[[The Wallflower]]===

Even after the Megan debacle, Chris was still oblivious to the concept of friend zone when dealing with the Wallflower. Chris revealed in his video [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]] that she had been consistently telling Chris that she "isn't ready for a boyfriend". He is not aware that this is a commonly used technique for rejecting people, and that he had been seen as nothing more than a friend - even before the Wallflower became aware of the CWCki. Since he had to be told multiple times that she wasn't ready for a boyfriend, this implies he went past the boundaries of good taste multiple times despite being told it was unappreciated. This surprised no one.

Oddly, on 31 [[January 2010]], long before the wallflower fiasco occurred, Chris [[Sonichu Forum#News Flash: Chris is still single IRL|posted in the Sonichu Forum]] that he had been friend zoned, and felt crestfallen about it. The most likely explanation for Chris's actions towards The Wallflower, was that he was trying to follow his own [[Mailbag 16#In which Chris reveals exactly how little he's learned|amazingly bad advice]], and treat the friend zone as though it were an obstacle to overcome. We all know how that [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|turned out]].

==See also==
* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Decepti-Clone

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[[Image:SAVBot.jpg|thumb|The [[English|Scroundral]] As Vessel. Totally original do not steal.]]

A '''Decepti-Clone''' is a robot featured in Chris's [[Sonichu]] comic series, starting in Issue 9, Episode 20. According to the [[CWCipedia]], the three robots are said to be total knockoffs of various [[Wikipedia:Decepticon|Decepticons]] from the popular ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series, comics and movies, created by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] as their own personal Transformer force.

They originated in, which is to say Chris stole them from, the Transformers video game for PS2 as weak, mass-produced enemies that could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. You know, like [[Jerkops]].

== Decepti-Clone Roles ==
As mentioned, Decepti-Clones serve the PVCC, so their mission is to go out and squash true love wherever it shows up in CWCville. The [[Jerkop Punislav|Punislavs]] mainly seek to transport the various Jerkops to their destinations, while the S.A.Vs and Crackders do the work on their own.

Interestingly enough, it has been shown that at least one member of a group of S.A.V.s sports a crown not unlike the one Starscream wore in the original Transformers movie. Interestingly, the crown isn't used to denote leadership of the entire race, but leadership of a small group, like the antennas used with Zeon Mobile Suits from the Mobile Suit Gundam series.

== Known Decepti-Clones ==

*S.A.V. (Scoundrals as Vessels) - Resembles Megatron (Generation 2).
*[[Crackder]] - Resembles Thundercracker (Transformers Animated ver.)
*[[Jerkop Punislav|Punislav]] - Resembles Barricade (Transformers 2007 movie ver.)

== Sauces ==

*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Scoundrals_As_Vessels Scoundrals As Vessels]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Crackder Crackder]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Punislav Punislav]

== See also ==

*[[Transformers]]
*[[Samurai Pizza Bots]]

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Mailbag 36

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__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 36''' was uploaded by [[Cwcipedia]]'s Sysop on 9 January 2010 and answered 12 January 2010.

The case of Mailbags 36 though 39 is an odd one. [[Chris]] was already in a bad mood when he started answering letters, largely due to the [[Asperchu]] ads covering the CWCipedia. As he tried to rush through the 4 mailbags marathon style, what he created was less of a series of answers, and more of a real-time picture of Chris having an emotional breakdown. Letters were deleted with increasing frequency, answers became shorter, ruder, and relied more on ALL CAPS until he finally quit on [[Mailbag 39]] to vent his frustrations [[12 January 2010|by screaming like a child.]]

Part one of this four-part epic touched on a number of subjects. Notable among them was Chris excusing his (imaginary) infidelity by treating advances from a girl as though they are a brute force of nature, unstoppable and beyond comprehension. He also defended some of his more tasteless drawings, defended his joblessness (going so far as to claim that a [[Charlottesville, VA|college town]] with a large amount of development and construction has no openings), failed to respond to a letter about his inability to write, and deleted a very sincere appeal from a former TRUE AND HONEST fan.

==Answered==
===And the tugboat chugs on===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Kevin_Mitnick|Kevin Mitnick]]
Chris,

If a "degree is a degree" to you why don't you try and use your [[CADD]] degree to get a job as an engineer or an architect? Those guys make way more than $800 a month.

- Kevin}}
{{EmailReply|No one is hiring around here, and I am not willing to travel out of state for a while.}}

===We all die a little more every day===
[[Image:Ageprogressionlol.jpg|thumb|Over the hill.]]
{{Email|From: Caleb Feldman <feldman.c@mail.com>

Hi Chris!

Like you, I'm also an artist, except I'm employed as a police sketch artist. I'm not a cop, but I hang out with a bunch of them.

Anyway, part of my job is doing age progession, where we run somebody's photo through a computer simulation that sees what they'll look like in the future. It's pretty accurate, and we've used it to find a lot of missing children and such.

Out of curiousity I ran your photo through the computer and this is what you'll look like at 40, or about 12 years from now.

- Caleb}}
{{EmailReply|NOBODY CARES about that NOW. Although your time will not go unappreciated.}}

===You know Chris, it is possible for a guy to say no===
{{Email|From: Father [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ronald Jeremy]] <RJeremy4God@gmail.com>

Christian,
How can you call yourself a follower of [[Jesus]] when you asked [[Lovely Weather]] out on page 12 of your recent comic (your future wife), then you go and make out with [[Megan]] Griffin on page 40? That is definitely not behavior Jesus would approve of.

Sincerely,

Father Ronald Jeremy}}
{{EmailReply|MEGAN made out with ME; SHE made the OFFER, and SHE touched me FIRST. She was Unstoppable there.}}

===On storytelling===
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com>
Don't put spoilers in the damn [[comic]]. Nobody read the last thirty or so pages because you explained what was going to happen and now nobody is going to read the next few pages because you dropped another goddamn spoiler.

People like suspense and supprises. They don't like to see the story start with "Okay, this is what is going to happen" and then watch the thing happen. That makes people bored.

Heck, since you dropped the entire plot of [[Sonichu 11]], I'm supprised that the few that remain in the [[fanbase]] are still here.}}
{{EmailReply|Well, Excuse Me.}}

===That show was just depressing===
{{Email|From: Christopher Toonen <blaze.128@hotmail.com>

Hey Chris, did you ever watch Moral Orel on Adult Swim? It's one of my favorite shows. If yes, what do you think of it?}}
{{EmailReply|I have watched the show, and it is okay.}}

===Tampons are definitely family-friendly===
{{Email|From: Sam Donovan <hersuri@gmail.com>
Chris, on Page 35 of [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu Issue 10]], you have no qualms about censoring the word "damn". But a page later, you show [[Rosechu]] putting in a tampon. Can you explain this descrepency? I'm certain parents would be worried more about such adult content rather than the word "damn". I don't this content is suitable for kids!}}
{{EmailReply|Firstly, DRAWING someone sitting on a TOILET is Non-Offensive, and we are NOT seeing her putting in a Tampon; SHE ONLY STATES THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING WHEN SHE WAS BEING CAUGHT ON FILM.}}

===Lovely Weather, on the other hand, is not a joke===
{{Email|From: apittanceoftime@gmail.com

Christopher, remember when you told that man who asked how you felt about "2D love" (I find the whole concept disturbing, honestly) that it was "false" and "lonely"?

Well, how do you explain what you're doing with Meg Griffin in the comics? It seems a bit hypocritical, honestly.

-T. Degroot.}}
{{EmailReply|It was a JOKE; look at the PAGE that followed.}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===If Chris cares so little, why does he keep making videos about it?===
{{Email|From: Krayt Soto <kraytsoto@gmail.com>
Hello Christian,

I recently came across your Sonichu comic here on the cwcipedia and noticed it was very similar to another webcomic I love to read, Asperchu (the electric/aspergers hedgehog pokemon). Did you get permission from Alec Benson Leary to use the minor character sonichu from his webcomic? You should probably acknowledge your comic as a [[parody]] of his somewhere on your website even if you didn't. Personally I don't find it very funny to take someone else's work and write/draw it like an 8 year old but to each their own I suppose.

Yours in christ,

Krayt Soto }}
{{EmailReply|Read MY Terms of use Section and MY Copyright Registration; SONICHU and Rosechu have been Around since March, 2000; Asperchu is HIS CRAPPY FANFIC OF WHICH I COULD NOT CARE ANY LESS ABOUT.}}

==Gone Forever==
===History is unkind===
{{Email|From: Philip Dorchester <theauthority@email.org>

Dear Chris

I noticed on your written [[Captain's Log]] you said you wanted to make your birthday a national holiday like a second Valentine's Day. But are you aware of the other things that happened on that day, such as the Nazi party being formed?

Also, I noticed in another email you talked about sharing the wealth. Are you aware that's what the communists believe?

Yours truly,

Phil Dorchester}}

===Detective work===
{{Email|From: that guy <whyisthatguy@hotmail.com>

Hello,

Now you say that you have a sonichu called [[magi-chan]] scanning for [[gay]] people fucking all over your "city" and then reports this to the [[police]]...

First off, watch gay people fuck is something only a gay guy (or straight girl) wants to watch, Making magichan either gay or bi at the least.

Second, having the police capture and arrest innocent bystanders for what they do in their own homes is not only a waste of time, money, and resources but keeps them from being able to help when the real crimes occur.

You probably don't care though, so long as they get "DA HOMOS".}}

===Remember, Chris is true and honest===
{{Email|From: Hank Thomas <hankyouverymuch30@yahoo.com>

I was reading the mailbag and was appalled by something you wrote. You stated you not only lied to your [[father]], but also directly disobeyed his wishes by not taking down the videos of HIS [[house]] (not your house; he's the one who pays the bills, you're just the lazy bum he permits to live under his roof out of pity for your mental retardation). You're a bad son and, worse, a bad Christian. You will go to Hell for breaking the Fifth Commandment if you don't atone for your sins (this means fulfilling your father's wishes and taking the videos down, not just emptily apologizing through prayer). Have a nice day.}}

===It was time for that 10 years ago===
{{Email|From: Shane Smith <donfelder1887@gmail.com>

Chris, maybe it's time you've actually looked at Asperchu from a light other than THIS COMIC SUCKS BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE SAWN-NEE-CHOO. Maybe it's time to grow up, you fucking dimwit.}}

===In which Chris deletes a heartfelt speech===
{{Email|From: Nick Manchester <questil@live.com>

Christian, I do not know what is going on with you! Why are you being so mean to Alec-chan?!? What kind of MONSTER inspires someone to greatness and then shouts them down because of their own inflated EGO. How would YOU feel if SEGA shouted YOU down for being inspired by [[sonic]] the hedgehog? HUH?

I can tell YOU that you would feel pretty down in the dumps, Christian. Do me a favor and look down at yourself for a moment... just go ahead...

What do you see?

It's him, isn't it? It's Sonichu looking back up at you. Would HE call Alec-chan those awful names? Would he be jealous of someone else's success and ability to get laid? From what I've grown to know of Sonichu I don't think he would.

I stuck with you through thick and thin! When EVERYONE thought you were [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], I didn't believe them! When everyone called you a HOMO, I said "oh nay nay, that man is straight!", when everyone said [[Julie]] was a troll I refused to believe it! I SUPPORTED you with uplifting messages on [[youtube]] (which you are too fucking lazy to use anymore). I SUPPORTED you with friendly emails about Sonichu! And what do you do?

YOU KICK ME IN THE BALLS AGAIN!

So... with a heavy heart I regret to inform you that I can no longer be a loyal Sonichu fan. I'm moving on to the exciting adventures that Asperchu has with his friends Jivin and Max. I will not forget about you, Chris, as I will continue to pleasure myself to images of your supple yet perky breasts bouncing up and down as you prance so gracefully in flying elephants. I'm only human, after all.

Goodbye Christian, have a nice life and don't wait up,

Nicholas D. Manchester}}

{{Mailbag}}

Mailbag 3

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__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 3''' is the third collection of [[troll|fan]] mail to be posted on [[CWCipedia]].

[[Chris]] began answering them on 25 [[November 2009]] and, surprisingly, managed to uphold his word to finish them on the 26th. His answers were all very short, implying that he's just too lazy to write complete responses to his adoring fanbase. Again, the vast majority of the answers are just Chris stroking his own [[Chris and his Ego|unfathomably huge ego]]. Highlights include him telling a self-loathing homosexual to hypnotize himself into straightness, the [[Sex toys|fake boobs]] ''almost'' being adequately explained, and some of Chris's [[pedofork]] tendencies emerging when he talks about reducing the legal age of consent. His famous hypocrisy made an appearance when he claimed calling someone's fan art "retarded" was constructive criticism, and then proceeded to delete messages that offered him actual constructive criticism.

==Answered==
===In which Chris advises a guy to hook his underage sister up with strangers===
{{Email|From: Mike Pandamus <spandampandamus@yahoo.com>
Hi there, Chris-chan! ^^ My name is Michael Pandamus, I'm seventeen years old, and I am the biggest fan of [[Sonichu]], I swear! GO SONICHU, GO OUT AND ZAP TO THE EXTREEEEEME! But that's not what I'm here to contact you about.

I have a twin sister, Shelley, who is a [[boyfriend-free girl]], and she is sad as can be. Whenever I look at her, I can feel vibes of sadness from her lonesome heart, and it makes me feel sad as can be. I always comfort her and tell you "Shelley, someday your sweetheart will come for you, [[Cwc dare|dare to keep all your love alive, it's leading you on to victory]]," but Shelley has fallen into despair by now. She longs for a boyfriend, and what am I to do? T^T

I need advice from you, Chris-chan. Please tell me what I should tell (or do for) my sister so that her [[heart level]] can be recovered and rise hopefully to 100%. Thank you!

Truely and Honestly Yours,
Mike}}
{{EmailReply|I suggest introducing your sister to some boys close to her age (UNDER 18 if she is under 18 herself; otherwise, 18 and Up if she is Over 18). After introduction, make certain there is a comfortable vibe between her and him after introduction, then excuse yourself from their conversation. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===House for sale===
{{Email|From: muslim girl <muslimgirl878@gmail.com>
http://thechandlerhome.110mb.com/

I found your page on a [[Virginia]] real estate ad site, so are you interested in selling? If so, please contact me back as soon as you can.}}
{{EmailReply|No, that was put together by a [[Trolls|Troll]]; It is a FALSE AD.}}

===Future of the franchise, Star Trek, and favorite foods===
{{Email|From: Crystle Lumpie <crystlelumpie@live.com>
First off, how long do you see yourself working with Sonichu? Once it becomes more mainstream and more people become involved with it, will you give the franchise to other people? Or will this be a life-long thing?

Is there any chance of a graphic novel coming soon? Maybe you'll compound the current volumes into one graphic novel to make it easier for people to access them? I think that would be a good idea.

What is with the captains log I see on your site now? Is that a reference to Star Trek?

And lastly, what's your favorite food? I'm looking to change some of my diet and I'd like your advice, if you don't mind.

Love,

Crystle Lampitt}}
{{EmailReply|Most likely lifelong, with appropriate giving of franchise to my children. Maybe. Yes and No; it's more of a [[CWC Blog|Blog]]. Mac and Cheese. Thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In Which Chris Advises Hitler to Keep His Promises===
{{Email|From: Tessandra Callahan <kare.bear.stare@hotmail.com>
oh hai chris

its rilly rilly cool u r taking time out of ur busy day to answer questions for the fanbase. id like to thank u personaly for doing that!!! my favorate charcater is [[simonla]] rosechu. chris ur so creative for thinking her up an i want to see lots more of her.

i have so many questions for chris but ill keep it down to a few just so i wont waste ur time.

1. where did u get the idea to show ur high school ring to show that ur being honest?

2. whats with the [[Plush Breasts|pair of boobs]] that r in ur newest videos?

3. if u had the power to change the law, what do u think would be a fair age of consent in america?

4. my friends older brother dropped out of school at 16 and sat around for a few years and got rejected from art school becos they feel he was not good enough. hes a pretty good painter tho... hes been thinking of getting into politics. his ideas are kinda extreme but hes good at giving speeches and stuff. do you have any advice for him, as mayor of cwcville?

byee
tessandra

pic related ;)}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you. WHO ELSE owns the same class ring with the same finger size, engravings and such? That is a pillow I bought from a Spencers. It's okay where it is, but yeah, if changable, Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age. My advice is to be honest, make promises that HE Knows that he CAN and WOULD keep, and do his best in the campaign. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Marry me, Rosechu===
{{Email|From: Nick Manchester <questil@live.com>

Dear Christian,

My name is Nick and I've been an avid reader of Sonichu for years now. Today I think I have found the courage to admit something to you and the world. I have a crush on [[Rosechu]]!

Having said that, I would like you to know that it SHATTERED MY HEART to see that she was married. I know, I know, Rosechu is a comic book character but now I have trouble imagining my swooping in to save her! Is there a chance that Sonichu and Rosechu will get a divorce? Is divorce legal in Cwcville?

I was wondering if there are going to be any new bad guys in the comic too, and if you will be returning to stop them!

Your fan,

Nick}}
{{EmailReply|Wow, "coming out of left-field there." The will never get a divorce. New Bad Guys, yes; my returns, Less Often; I'll be more of a Cameo-Appearing type beyond book 10. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris is still allegedly straight===
{{Email|From: Namiko Izuta <namiko.izuta@gmail.com>
Mr. Chandler,

I am a single woman, 25 years old, writing in to commend you on your comic, "Sonichu". I greatly enjoy it, and it has changed my life for the better. My favourite character is Simonla, because she reminds me of an anime I also enjoy. My dream is to see her get a bigger role in the comic, as an assertive "action girl" instead of the passive character she currently is. However, I understand if you do not want to write such a thing — after all, the star of Sonichu is Mr. Chandler.

I would also like to ask about a controversy in the Sonichu fandom. Some persons in the bad parts of the fandom have raised doubts about your sexuality. Now, please do not get angry — I know that you are straight, and I know that you are a good person. However, these people have said that you might be neither straight nor [[gay]] — that is, they say Mr. Chandler might have no sexual attraction to men, and not to women either. This is known as "asexuality" (please consult [[Wikipedia]] for further information on asexuality). I would like to have an official statement on what Mr. Chandler thinks about asexuality, to clear up this controversy. Again, I am not doubting that you are attracted to women.

Lastly: If you need help with your love quest, please send me a mail. I know what a woman wants. (I'm not available, though. I would like to stay single for the time being.)

Best regards,
Namiko Izuta

P.S. I have noticed that you have stated [[Asperger syndrome]] to be "nothing like [[autism]]". There are actually many similarities. Perhaps you are thinking of Alzheimer's disease, an entirely different disorder that causes memory loss? I'm sorry, I know this subject is confusing. Please do not take it personally.}}
{{EmailReply|I am attracted to Women. I will keep that in mind, thank you. No comment to the "P.S." --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris gives someone permission to make characters for him to steal===
[[Image:SkeletaRosechu.jpg|thumb|Awww, she's so cute when she's [[Vamprosa|undead!]]]]
{{quoteboxred|From: Abejita Cortez <abejitacortez@gmail.com>

Hi Chris. I was wondering, are there any GHOST or POISON Pokemon type [[Sonichus]] or [[Rosechus]]? It would be cool if you could include those types in the future. I made my own, Skeleta Rosechu. She is ghost/poison type and is very skinny and she is undead. I hope you like this pic of her!

~ Abejita}}
{{EmailReply|That is good; I give you permission to submit a similar Sonichu; I may use them in a later zombie-esque scenario. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Art questions===
{{Email|From: r a <parkerlewisferrisbueller@gmail.com>
Hey, CWC! I just got a few questions for you...

1. Do you use Photoshop? If so, do you use the recent CS4 version?

2. As a fellow artist, you probably know just how important it is to
do drawings from life (especially figure drawing!). How much time a
day do you spend sketching from life?

3. Do you have a sketchbook to draw in? If so, can we see it?

4. Do you have any ideas for other comics/stories?

5. Have you ever been on tvtropes.org?

Thank you!}}
{{EmailReply|Yes then No; I use a past version. I am not sure. Not really a Sketchbook, but I do have the book of my past drawings and the like. Yes. No. Thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:42, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===From Russia with love===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Preved|Preved Medvedev]] <medved.1983@mail.ru>
Hello, Christian!

My name is Preved Medvedev, I live in Moscow, Russia.
I've been following the exciting adventures of Sonichu and his friends for quite
a long time, from 2005 I think, and consider myself your true fan.
Maybe your first Russian fan ever!

I'd be very glad if you found time to answer my questions:

1. I've been always fascinated with the characters you create. You depict their
personalities so vividly, I can always relate to them. That's what defines a
true artist's work, in my opinion! My question is about the villains in your
comics. They are always so vile, so evil and repulsive, you can't help but hate
and detest them. :)What I want to ask you is - how do come with the names for
your villains? Especially [[Count Graduon]], [[Merried Seinor Comic]], [[Turdijerk]] - all
these names sound so bizarre, and yet creative! Could you please tell the story
about how you created each of those names? I'd like to read such an insight into
your uniquely creative mind!

2. What do you think about Russia and Russians in general? Would you like to
visit someday? Lol :)

I'd also like to add that I'm very, very glad that the new update schedule
hasn't lowered the high quality of your art!
Please keep up the good work!

Your true Russian fan,
Preved.

P.S.: I also got my younger sister [[Wikipedia:Loituma Girl|Ieva]] into your comics recently.
She's 19, and has a fun and caring personality.
Your comics helped her overcome her insecurities, and cope with all the stress
she gets in college.
Big thanks and hugs from her too! :)}}
{{EmailReply|The names just come to me, though some were related to the few [[Parody|people from real life they are similar to]]. In my opinion, it is okay, and if I can, I would like to visit Russia. Thank You. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris forgets why Barb objects to him immortalizing his failures in comics===
{{Email|From: Michael Mayer <thorinair21@yahoo.com>
Hey Chris, how are you? Just wanted to send you this message to say how great the comics are so far. It's great that your adding some new pages, we were waiting for so long! But the wait was worth it, and I see that the comics are as good as ever. Just wanted to ask, what happened to the sub-episodes? Those were the best part of the comic. Anyway, I'll write some more later, and send some fan art.

Your Fan,

Timothy

PS I had a suggestion. You should make a comic that looks into the future of the characters, to see what life will be like for them maybe 20 years later.}}
{{EmailReply|I stopped drawing those because I made a promise to my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] that I would, but I forget why she was offended by them. I will take your suggestion into consideration, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Beating your kids shows you care===
[[Image:CWCforprez2012.jpg|thumb|[[BILLY MAYS|There is no elections.]]]]
{{quoteboxred|From: Christopher B. Matthews <dangerbear@mail.com>

Hello Mr. Chandler, I am a 20-years-young boy from Canada and I love Sonichu and Rosechu TO THE EXTREME LOL. When I grow up, I want to be a successful comic artist just like you! My mother says she will kick me out of our house if I don't find a job by the end of the year, but finding a job is too stressful, and I want to practice my drawing! She says I'm lazy and sometimes beats me. What should I do? Sincerely, Christopher B. Matthews

P.S.: Attached is a picture I drew on my computer. What do you think?}}
{{EmailReply|Your mother is caring about you, granted it is of forceful nature. Likely, she will not kick you out, but it wouldn't hurt to fill out job applications online. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Hypnotize away the gay===
{{Email|From: Richard Ferguson <richarferguson83@gmail.com>
Hello Chirstan Weston Chandler.

My name is Richard Paul Ferguson, and I have a serious problem. I am a homo. I have tried to STAY STRAIGHT, but all my attempts have failed. I am considering changing my name to [[Wikipedia:Fergie_(singer)|Stacy Ann Ferguson]] and getting a sex change. I have been a fan of yours for years and don't know who else to ask, so what do you you think I should do, Chris?

Sincerely,
Richard "Stacy" Ferguson}}
{{EmailReply|Although the gender change would be my "rather-to-do" over becoming a homo, but in your case, I would suggest looking at women more, fantasize yourself with their breasts and pussys; do this continuously. Hypnotize yourself; every time you have a homo thought, you will feel like you are being shocked by lightning and that it really hurts. And every time you fantasize women, breasts and pussy, you will feel calm, relaxed and good. But DO NOT hurt yourself physically for real; that would be really bad. In other words, you would be reprogramming your brain. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 02:58, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris lies about how he feels about homos===
{{Email|From: Jonathon Rogan <greenindirt@gmail.com>
Hello Chris, first off I must say that I love your comics, if I did not I would not care enough to ask you this:

When I first saw your comics I showed them to some of the people on the online forums that I go to that love webcomics. Now, they all said that while the drawing and the comics themselves are wonderful that there is something wrong. They claimed (probably lies) that you hated homosexuals. I went to your website where you claimed that you had no problems about homosexuals and only disliked those prideful about it (I hate the gay pride parades as well). Soon however I saw a recent response from you about some fanmail where you talked about an upcoming comic SPOILER ALERT where you have to create a vaccine for homosexuality.

As an unprideful homosexual myself, I found this post by you as being incredibly hateful towards the homosexual community as a whole and entirely out of line from where you claimed you had no problem with homosexuals who kept it to themselves.

I am incredibly hurt by your comments and would like to see you try and justify them. I have also noticed you have been erasing messages from other homosexuals and if I don't see a response to this one, I will tell anyone else who would listen to me about it.

-Homer Thiessen }}
{{EmailReply|Personally, I feel detest to the homosexual lifestyle; I feel cool with being acquainted and only friends with them; I would feel VERY offended when someone even inklings a coerce of me in their direction. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===More fanart===
[[Image:MeccasSonichu.jpg|thumb|COPYRIGHT MECCA SHADILY DO NOT STEAL]]
{{Email|From: Mecca Shadily <meccashadily@yahoo.com>

this is some fanart i drew

i hope you like it!}}
{{EmailReply| It is good, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris the fast worker===
{{Email|From: Leslie Triballo <lesliepony@yahoo.com>
Hi sweetie ;)

I'm a fairly new fan of the comic but got caught up very quickly on your CWCipedia...thanks in advance for answering my question! I just want to say you're obviously very talented; I don't know what's up with all those dang trolls that bother you, but they need to grow up!

Anyway, I read in the Comics Journal that Tracy Yardley of the Sonic the Hedgehog comic can draw an issue in 2 weeks, but once drew an entire issue in 3 days! Said he just got in the sonic groove and finished in no time! What's the quickest you've ever finished a Sonichu comic book?

Thanks! ---{--@
Leslie}}
{{EmailReply|I think 2 weeks, but don't quote me on that. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===En Español===
{{Email|From: Luz Paz <luz_paz@hotmail.es>
Me llamo Luciana "Luz" Paz, nosotras somos un grupo de fans que le gusta sus obras de arte que usted hacer señor [[Ricardo]].
Pero por mala suerte, nosotras no estudiamos ingles haciendo que tengamos que usar el traductor de google para poder entender ese complicado idioma, asi que le queríamos preguntar si usted podría hacer su comic con idioma Dual (Ingles/Español) para que todas sus fans habla hispanas podamos leer sin tener que hacer tanto trabajo por burbuja de texto, ya que vos sos totalmente una de los mejores estadounidenses que habla en nuestro idioma (Casi no se nota). Muchas gracias Señor Ricardo Weston Chandler

Con mucho cariño y gracias por escucharnos, Grupo MxS.

Mexico por Sonichu.}}
{{EmailReply|Muchas Gracias para tu suporta. Yo voy a pensar de escribir un translaction de las paginas cerca de estas paginas. Es un poquito deficil, pero eso es posible. Buenos Dias, vosotros. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===The littlest troll===
[[Image:ReneesSonichu.jpg|thumb|Sonichu needs braces.]]
{{Email|From: Renee Trager <rtrager006@gmail.com>

My wife and I really love reading your comic to our daughter Cristal! She's just crazy about Sonichu and his pals!

We think it does a great job of teaching her good values like respecting people despite their beliefs and to be accepting and kind to everyone. Our little girl's one less person out on the 'kick the autistic' field and I'm sure there will be others to stand on the sidelines with her thanks to your wonderful comic.

God bless you, Sonichu.

PS our Cristal drew a picture especially for you. (actually she drew two but we couldn't get the scanner to pick the other one up well so she made you one in paint. Next time though!)

Keep up the great work!}}
{{EmailReply|It is very nice, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Unlicensed merch===
{{Email|From: Ellīnikī́ Ellīnikī́ <ellinikihellas@gmail.com>
Hi Christian!
My name is Ellada Hellas and I am big fan of your sonichu comic.
My family and I live in Greece, and sonichu is really big thing in here. My father makes living selling sonichu merchandise to tourists, and after I saw you got officially registered copyrights for sonichu I have tried to make him stop this illegal activity. But my father suffers from bad case of Alzheimer disease which makes him forget my words, and go back to sell illegal sonichu merchandise.

We are a poor family as we make only approx. 67 000 USD on yearly basis. So I want to know, Is there any way to prevent your lawyers from suing our family?}}
{{EmailReply|It is okay, as I have just stated in my latest blog, as long as he does not sell bootleg books or DVDs, he has my permission. Thank you for your concern, and stay safe. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 03:13, 26 November 2009 (CET)}}

===SONICHU IS AMERICA===
[[Image:SonichuGothic.jpg|thumb|Grant Wood is rofling in his grave.]]
{{quoteboxred|From:

PLEASE FIND ENCLOSED MY VISION OF AMERICAN ART, A COMBINATION OF "THE OLD" AND "THE NEW" (REPRESENTED BY SONICHU AND ROSCHU).

I AM FROM THE EASTERN EUROPE AND AM LIVING IN DEEPEST LONDON

THE SPIRIT OF AMERICAN ART THAT YOU PROVIDE IN THE FORM OF THE OUTSIDER "ANTI-HERO" SONICHU MAKES ME WEEP FOR THE SOUL OF MANKIND

SONICUH IN A WAY SYMBOLISES AMERICA. MY QUESTION TO YOU IS IF THAT WAS DIELIBERATE? DID YOU SET OUT TO MAKE SONICHU APPEAR LIKE A SYMBOL FOR ALL AMERICA? BECUASE HE IS.

WHEN WILL BLACK SONICHU?

PEACE OUT}}
{{EmailReply|Sonichu is not necessarily a symbol of America, but he, and all the Electric-Hedgehogs are Patriotic to the United States. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Bold new levels of hypocrisy===
[[Image:FavorDaStraights.jpg|thumb|The image in question: Better than anything Chris has ever done.]]
{{Email|From: Redmond Marbury <regexis@gmail.com>
Hi Chris,

This is Red, [[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him|the guy who you said drew a "retarded" picture of Sonichu]]. I've gotta say, man. I'm a little hurt and insulted. I put a lot of work into that picture, because I wanted to make my hero happy and proud of my efforts to please him. You've said yourself that constructive criticism is so much better than hurtful words, and yet here you are saying that me and my drawing are "retarded".

You cannot possibly understand the kind of pain and heartbreak and hurt I am feeling at being called "retarded". Do you treat all your fans like this? I can't believe that you would treat a True and Honest fan so hurtfully. What's more, I used your picture of yourself on [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/images/thumb/a/aa/SchuComic4P39.jpg/512px-SchuComic4P39.jpg page S-13 of Issue 4] as a reference for it. He's talking and making a "point" with his finger. Not retarded.

I'm sorry, I'm just so upset. I wanted to draw you a fan picture 'cause you've given me so much entertainment and happiness, so I wanted to try and do some small amount of the same for you. Then to get it thrown back in my face by a person that I see as such an hero to me, and called "retarded" by him...

It just hurts so much.

Your fan,

-Red.}}
{{EmailReply|I am sorry for hurting you, [[Chris and hypocrisy|but like myself, criticism is offered to better ourselves, so I take it like a man and not cry over the criticisms, no matter how malicious they may be]]. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===More awful advice===
{{Email|From: Nergo Ted <nergoted@ymail.com>

Hello Chris, I love your sonichu comics I read them all the time I even went as Sonichu for Halloween this year. Any how I'm in 6th grade and all the boys in my class call me gay just because I don't have a girlfriend! But I am STRAIGHT! Seeing how you are my hero, Cristian Weston Chandler and the strightest guy I know how can I convince them that I am NOT a homo?}}
{{EmailReply|Observe some of the other boys in your class on how macho or tough they act; copy and act like that, but DO NOT be totally inconsiderate of others. Also, get some advice on how to better appear straight. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Jewish stereotypes===
[[Image:HarveyBulbastein.jpg|thumb|Still nowhere near the level of racism Chris is capable of.]]
{{quoteboxred|From: breadtiefighter@aim.com

Dear Christian Weston Chandler,

Shalom! Let me first congratulate you on working on Sonichu for almost ten years now. Many schmucks would have given up by now but you've kept with it, so congratulations, and Mazel Tof!

However, I do have a complaint. When I am reading the Sonichu comics, I find myself wondering, "Where's the diversity?" All of the characters, personality-wise, seem the same, and a lot of the characters seem to be just Sonic only colored differently (for example, Sonichu is a yellow Sonic, Rosechu is a pink girl Sonic, [[Bionic]] is an orange Sonic, [[Wild]] is a green Sonic, and so forth). Additionally, being a Jewish man myself, I find I have problems relating with this comic because there are no Jewish characters.

But instead of just kvetshing, I said to myself "Harold, I know you can make yourself a Jewish Sonichu character for the Christian Weston Chandler Sonichu comic book pages" and so I did it. I hope you appreciate this little piece of fanart I put together using MS Paint (I myself am not the artist you are) and you are free to use the fan character I have made to diversify and jew up your Sonichu books.

Sincerely,

Harold Goldstein}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you, Harold, for your suggestion of a jewish character to expand a bit in the characters, I will take that into consideration for a future story. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Parent problems===
{{Email|From: Ing. Rogelio Martinez y de la Corra <rogeliomartinezydelacorra@hotmail.com>
Hi Chris,

Hope you're doing well! Just wanted to tell you that I'm a devoted fan of your wonderful creations. I have fallen on hard times recently, and I have to say that seeing how you have risen above adversity, always giving 100% effort to your fans is very inspiring.

I'm estranged from my parents due to a situation that has brought a lot of stress into my life. From your comics, I have the sense that you have a very strong bond with your parents, in particular with your mother - can you share some of the things that you do that strengthen your family relationships?

Also, since I will spend Thanksgiving alone, I've been thinking...how about a Sonichu Thanksgiving special? What's a typical Thanksgiving like for you?

Thank you for your time, and looking forward to the upcoming installments! I can't wait to read how your straight blood cures the homo gene! I'm sure that's going to be an epic story for the times!

Your fan,

Roger}}
{{EmailReply|Thank you for your patronage. I make time for my mother and [[Bob Chandler|father]] and hang out with them for a while in their outtings a few days out of the week, plus I encourage family moments and sharings, like Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas gathering and such. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Chris admires traits he doesn't have===
{{Email|From: cutesonicfan@aim.com
Ohayou, Christian-Kun! My name is Mitsuki. I am a 19 year old (and single ;) ) girl, I come from Japan, but I am living in Virginia as a foreign exchange student. I enjoy drawing and reading manga. You, are my favorite Gaijin mangaka, Christian-Kun, and I find you super kawaii handsome!! Your art is without doubt as great as the most respected Japanese artists such as Yoshimoto Nata, Gechu and Mariko Mori. My favorite Sonichu character is [[Punchy]]! He is so funny. I have a few questions, if I may.

 1: Do you enjoy the Japanese culture?
 2: Can you include more [[anime]] in your comics?
 3: What type of [[Chris and music|music]] do you like?
 4: How do you handle the [[stress]] of slanderous trolls? I think it is truly honorable how you deal with them.

Domo Arigatou, Chris Chan! <3}}
{{EmailReply|Domo Arigatou, Mitsuki. I appreciate the portions japan culture that promote cleaniness in the home, showing gratitude, and those good and kind gestures. I have watched a good amount of anime, and I will watch for more instances to include anime references; "Excel Saga" is one that inspired a portion of the comics with parodies and the "Intrusive Director". I enjoy all kinds of music, as long as it's not ear-busting loud. I take a deep breath, and I take it one moment at a time. Have a safe and good day, Mitsuki. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Leadership role models===
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Manuel Noriega|Manuel Noriega]] <mannynoriega@live.com>

Dear Mr. Chandler,

I am wondering what it takes to be a good leader. Why would you say you are a great leader of the CWCville? I would like to learn from your example.

What do you think of the drugs and whether people should use them? Why do you oppose those horrible drugs?

Finally I would like to ask, are your parents ever going to be in your Sonichu comics? I have heard that you live with your parents and they must be in your life, so they must live in the CWCville. Do you enjoy the company of your parents, and which of your parents do you enjoy the most?

With much love from my home country of Panama,

Manuel Noriega}}
{{EmailReply|I feel like I am a good leader, because I take examples of noble leadership qualities from such memorable leaders, like [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], the U.S. Presidents and others. I detest smoking fully; I am okay with alcohol, yet I discourage other people from taking it; unless the other drugs, be they pill, liquid or dust-like, are Perscribed To You by a Medical Doctor, I would heavily advise AGAINST those. Maybe, maybe not; I enjoy my parents' company; my mother. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:42, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===Sexy posters===
{{Email|From: Adam <lyph3@me.com>
Chris,
I've been a fan for quite some time, and I am glad you're taking the time to talk to your fans AND do a page a day. You are clearly a very talented individual for being able to do this. Knowing how true, honest, and straight you are, I was hoping you could help me. In the past you mentioned using a Sailor Moon poster to remain straight, and I've recently been having some 'confusing' thoughts pop into my head. Do you think I should purchase a [[Sailor Moon]] poster to help me stay on the straight path?

Keep up the excellent work, I love how Sonichu(c) showed that brown striped impostor his place!

Your fan,
Adam }}
{{EmailReply|That is okay, or ANY poster(s) with a WOMAN on it, especially those in bikinis and/or looking very hot and sexy. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===The trail of tears===
{{Email|From: Kierrien Aland <kingraven00@hotmail.com>
HI CHRIS!!!!!! I was wondering but because you are one of the last surviving of the respected [[Cherokian]] clan, do you feel it is right that Americans enjoy Turkey every Thanksgiving to celebrate the suffering of your people?

By [[Wikipedia:George Armstrong Custer|George Custer]].}}
{{EmailReply|I do not see Thanksgiving as such, so it is okay. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

===In which Chris dispenses awesome advice===
[[Image:SonichuReplica.jpg|thumb|Copying something that Chris has copied should open a black hole on the Earth's surface any day now.]]
{{quoteboxred|From: dudecallediaam@aol.com

Hi Christian! So great that you answer to questions from your fans!

I was just wondering, will [[Sonees]] and [[Rosees]] ever grow up? Will they have their own heartsweets?

Also, since you are such a ladies man, could you help me? I'm a single man and I'm wondering how to get a girlfriend. Can you tell me how could I attract girls? Should I wear [[axe]]? Is it okay to touch them right after I meet them?

I'm having a gay problem too. My friend is gay, and I wonder how can I cure him? I try to tell him to stay in straight path, but he never listens.

But anyway, I also drew a fanart for you! Tell me what you think about it :)
- Iaam}}
{{EmailReply|The Sonees and Rosees will grow up and fall in love with their own respective heartsweets. Talk to the women, be polite and honest, deoderant is good, ASK HER TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU. [[Megan Schroeder|Wait until they give you their subtle or obvious signs it's okay to touch them]]. Try an intervention on the guy, and if he is still being stubborn, then let him go. The fanart is good, thank you. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:50, 27 November 2009 (CET)}}

==Rejected Mailbag==
===Great minds think alike===
[[Image:StaticNotSonichu.jpg|thumb|Static The Pikachu. Honestly, I don't see the resemblance.]]
{{quoteboxred|From: statxfan89@aim.com

Dear Chris-chan,

I just discovered Sonichu a few days ago, and I've got to say, I'm a little disappointed to see you've completely ripped off Static the Pikachu (found at http://statx015.deviantart.com/gallery/#Static-the-Pikachu). ; Sonichu is a poor man's Static, too. The comic, quite frankly, looks like it's drawn by a retard using Crayola markers, and the writing is no better. Sonichu, unlike Static, has no personality. He's just the same as all the other characters, and has a personality as deep as kiddie pool.

And now I read you've gone and lied to the government, claiming you've invented Sonichu? What a load. It's bigshots like you who steal from the little guy and screw him over by defrauding the government, abusing the laws for their own gain (like people who collect welfare when they could just go get a job and serve a function to the society outside being a leech) who really get to me.

I suppose you can just ignore this letter, delete this comments, but ignoring it and ignoring me won't make me or my ideas just disappear. We'll reveal you for the fake you are, "Christian" (that's not even your God given name! Your real name was Christopher until you stole Christian from the Conductor Bear!).

You're a phony! Your a big fat phony!

Sincerely,

Mark, from Missouri}}

===More Asperger's syndrome===
{{quoteboxred|From: almighty truth <zenthetruth@gmail.com>

Dear Christian Weston Chandler,

My name is Zechariah Edwardo Nillson, I am a HUGE fan of sonichu. I am also a sufferer of Aspergers, I like you comics because I find your struggles in life similar to mine and can relate to them.

So I was wondering why does it "grind your gears" to have high functioning autism and aspergers compared? They are infat very similar, if you go to the following site, http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/high-functioning-autism they directly cmpare the two and state that they are very similar.

To qoute the page:

"High-functioning autism is at one end of the ASD spectrum. Signs and symptoms are less severe than with other forms of autism. In fact, a person with high-functioning autism usually has average or above average intelligence. The differences from other forms of autism have led many psychiatrists to consider high-functioning autism as similar to or the same as Asperger's syndrome.

Whether it's labeled high-functioning autism or Asperger's syndrome, coping with this condition presents daily challenges -- for those who have it and for their family and friends."

Im very glad that you are making comics so regularly and I hope that youl please rethink your stance on Aspergers syndrome.

Peace.}}

===Censoring accusations of censorship===
{{quoteboxred|From: Thorgnzorrg Jenkins <thorgnzorrg@hotmail.com>

Yes Christian, you are ignoring the questions and comments in your "Rejected Mailbag". By not responding to them, you're ignoring them. It doesn't matter whether or not you would "care to respond to them". For someone who loves to dish out homophobia, racism, and religious bigotry you seem to have a hard time taking the heat when somone questions it. Do you know what that makes you? A coward. You're nothing but a naive, arrogant, selfish coward, and you wonder why you have such bad luck with women? Cowardice isn't a respectable trait, women don't find it attractive. People like you make me sick. I can't believe I spent so much time reading your comics when they were nothing more than venues to express your hatred and bigotry.
Good day, coward.}}

===Chris still sucks===
{{quoteboxred|From: Mark Reynolds <marsaray@gmail.com>

Is there any way you would let anyone help you not to be a pathetic loser? I want to help you out. If you ever finally decide to actually live life and not be stuck as you are let me know.}}

{{Mailbag}}

Netflix

2010-08-08T21:11:22Z

Dalkalopagus: Took out a few links and fixed a typo.

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[File:Onslow.PNG|thumb|Chris, aged 50.]]
A collection of Chris's orders from '''Netflix''', a website where one can rent movies or stream them over the internet via the Instant Watch service. Netflix also offers the Instant Watch service through the Wii, the [[Xbox 360]] and the [[PS3]]. As the list below shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching the rubbish he has on his Instant Watch queue. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''.

It's no wonder that Chris never updates anything…

The list contains some surprises; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It is likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian Troma classic. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|Story of O]]'' - Chris likely chose this based on its description. Unless he has become a connoisseur of French erotic arthouse cinema from the 1970s. Also of note is that he got both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of [[Transformers]] made by a studio known for intentionally making "mockbusters" to dupe unsuspecting autistic manchildren.

Chris also watched the ''South Park'' episode "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride", but did not seem to take to heart its message of tolerance.

== Instant Streaming History ==

{| class="wikitable"
!Date
!Title
!Time
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Monty Python]]: [[Random-access humor|And Now for Something Completely Different]]''
|01:35:29
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[The High School Story|Carrie]]''
|01:40:04
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:30-Second Bunnies Theatre|30-Second Bunnies]]'': ''A Christmas Story''
|00:01:45
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Casablanca''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Homos|Brokeback Mountain]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Caddyshack''
|00:02:17
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Superman]]''
|00:01:01
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Office Space''
|00:01:10
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Raiders of the Lost Ark''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Sex toys|The Ring]]''
|00:01:05
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'': "A ''Bon Vivant'' Buffet"
|00:29:05
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]''
|00:43:44
|-
|11/13/09
|The [[Some Favored Comedians|Red Skelton]] Collection: "Freddy the [[Monthly tugboat|Freeloader]]'s Christmas Dinner"
|00:52:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Tripping The Rift|Tripping The Rift]]'': "God Is Our Pilot"
|00:23:14
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Mutilation Ball"
|00:22:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Miss Galaxy 5000"
|00:22:36
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Sidewalk Soiler"
|00:24:16
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "The Devil and a Guy Named Webster"
|00:22:11
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Totally Recalled"
|00:22:24
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "2001 Space Idiocies"
|00:21:46
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Therese and Isabelle|Therese and Isabelle]]''
|02:04:46
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:The Pigkeeper's Daughter|The Pigkeeper's Daughter]]''
|01:23:41
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Fight Club''
|00:02:03
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Christmas Vacation''
|00:01:13
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Borat''
|00:01:03
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Bond''
|00:02:44
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Spider-Man 1 & 2''
|00:01:06
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Pirates of the Carribean 1 & 2''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''March of the Penguins''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Die Hard''
|00:03:05
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Napoleon Dynamite''
|00:01:42
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Saw''
|00:03:24
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Asperchu#Trial_and_execution_of_Asperpedia_staff|The Grudge]]''
|00:01:28
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Kill Bill''
|00:01:45
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Snakes on a Plane''
|00:01:55
|-
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "The Name Is Bouquet B-U-C-K-E-T"
|00:56:32
|-
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Welcoming the Dishy Vicar"
|00:29:03
|-
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Visiting an Acquaintance's Stately Home"
|00:29:19
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Let There Be Light"
|00:32:37
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Sea Fever"
|01:23:05
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "A Very Merry Hyacinth"
|00:30:37
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Riparian Entertainments"
|00:29:17
|-
|11/19/09
|''[[South Park]]'': "[[Obesity|Weight]] [[My Coke Rewards|Gain]] [[Chris and health|4000]]"
|00:23:56
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "Volcano"
|00:37:17
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Barbara|An Elephant]] [[Hanky-panky|Makes Love to]] [[Jerkop|a Pig]]"
|00:37:38
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Homos|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]"
|00:15:20
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Death]]"
|00:23:22
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "Starvin' [[Niggos|Marvin]]"
|00:23:00
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo]]"
|00:28:23
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "Mecha-Streisand"
|00:30:36
|-
|11/21/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Angel Gabriel Blue"
|02:29:18
|-
|11/21/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "How to Manage a Family Christening"
|00:30:12
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut"
|00:27:08
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut"
|00:29:33
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[IRC (27 December 2008)|Chickenlover]]"
|00:23:11
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Ike's [[Pickle|Wee Wee]]"
|00:30:35
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
|00:23:01
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Mexican Staring Frog"
|00:25:09
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "City on the Edge of Forever"
|00:47:11
|}

{| class="wikitable"
!Date
!Total Time
|-
|11/13/2009
|5:30:48
|-
|11/14/2009
|6:30:28
|-
|11/15/2009
|1:54:54
|-
|11/18/2009
|2:55:36
|-
|11/19/2009
|3:39:32
|-
|11/21/2009
|6:25:18
|-
|Total
|26:56:36
|-
|Average
|2:59:37
|}

==Queues on 21 November 2009==
Chris's queues give a more complete perspective on his video-watching habits. Notable among the entries is a large number of mediocre-to-terrible romance films and documentaries; judging from their titles, they were chosen in the hopes of finding some [[mass debating]] material. There are also quite a few horror films.

===Instant Queue===
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|The Babysitters
|3.036
|-
|2
|The House Bunny
|3.239
|-
|3
|This Girl's Life
|2.928
|-
|4
|Carrie
|4.0*
|-
|5
|Transmorphers
|1.887
|-
|6
|9 1/2 Weeks
|3.174
|-
|7
|Dangerous Beauty
|3.79
|-
|8
|Dangerous Liasons
|3.753
|-
|9
|[[Monty Python|And Now for Something Completely Different]]
|5.0*
|-
|10
|30-Second Bunnies Theatre: Season 3
|3.0*
|-
|11
|[[Sonichu_and_Rosechu%27s_Luv_Shack|Fear Dot Com]]
|2.633
|-
|12
|I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
|3.05
|-
|13
|The Story of O
|2.748
|-
|14
|En la Cama
|2.859
|-
|15
|Battle in Heaven
|2.222
|-
|16
|Grande Ecole
|2.735
|-
|17
|Heavy Metal
|5.0*
|-
|18
|Virtual Girl
|2.231
|-
|19
|Species IV: The Awakening
|2.786
|-
|20
|Frozen River
|3.395
|-
|21
|Bushwhacked
|3.39
|-
|22
|Keeping Up Appearances
|5.0*
|-
|23
|[[Red Skelton|The Red Skelton Collection]]
|5.0*
|-
|24
|American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile
|3.353
|-
|25
|[[Christian%27s_sex_joke|Sex and Breakfast]]
|2.318
|-
|26
|Therese and Isabelle
|5.0*
|-
|27
|Virgin
|2.604
|-
|28
|Foreplay
|1.778
|-
|29
|[[The_Hook_Cafe|Strictly Sexual]]
|3.011
|-
|30
|Sleepless in Seattle
|3.863
|-
|31
|Tender Is the Heart
|2.206
|-
|32
|Better Than Sex
|2.999
|-
|33
|If Lucy Fell
|2.996
|-
|34
|[[Virgin_with_rage|Nice Guys Sleep Alone]]
|2.924
|-
|35
|Shut Up and Kiss Me
|2.392
|-
|36
|Lovelife
|2.714
|-
|37
|Daffy Duck's Quackbusters
|3.803
|-
|38
|The Bugs Bunny Road Runner Movie
|4.047
|-
|39
|The NeverEnding Story
|3.913
|-
|40
|Inspector Gadget: The Original Series
|3.739
|-
|41
|The Nightmare Before Christmas
|3.953
|-
|42
|Pink Panther: Inspector
|3.696
|-
|43
|MythBusters: Big Blasts Edition
|4.213
|-
|44
|MythBusters: Collection 1
|4.21
|-
|45
|Tripping the Rift: Season 1
|3.317
|-
|46
|[[Monty Python|Monty Python's Flying Circus]]
|3.901
|-
|47
|American Swing
|2.673
|-
|48
|Indie Sex
|3.276
|-
|49
|Species III
|2.938
|-
|50
|Quarantine
|3.048
|-
|51
|Street Fighter II: Animated Movie
|3.103
|-
|52
|The Animatrix
|3.686
|-
|53
|The Pigkeeper's Daughter
|4.0*
|-
|54
|Video Vixens
|1.883
|-
|55
|[[Obesity|I Want Candy]]
|2.534
|-
|56
|National Lampoon's Spring Break
|1.917
|-
|57
|Cartoon Noir
|2.427
|-
|58
|[[A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler|Memories]]
|3.667
|-
|59
|Read or Die
|4.054
|-
|60
|Air TV
|3.87
|-
|61
|Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles
|3.665
|-
|62
|Dead Space: Downfall
|3.277
|-
|63
|South Park: Season 1
|4.151
|-
|64
|South Park: Season 2
|3.904
|-
|65
|Tripping the Rift: Season 2
|3.622
|-
|66
|South Park: Season 3
|4.043
|-
|67
|Tripping the Rift: Season 3
|3.392
|-
|68
|South Park: Season 4
|4.127
|-
|69
|South Park: Season 5
|4.2
|-
|70
|South Park: Season 6
|4.267
|-
|71
|South Park: Season 7
|4.207
|-
|72
|South Park: Season 8
|4.24
|-
|73
|South Park: Season 9
|4.154
|-
|}
Chris's ratings are denoted with an asterisk.

===DVD Queue===
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|[[Sonic]] X: Season 5: Disc 2
|3.519
|-
|}
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|Sonic X: Season 6: Disc 1
|3.562
|-
|2
|Sonic X: Season 6: Disc 1
|N/A
|-
|3
|Beast Wars [[Transformers]]: Season 1: Disc 1
|3.838
|-
|4
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 1: Disc 2
|
|-
|5
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 1: Disc 3
|
|-
|6
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 1: Disc 4
|
|-
|7
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 2: Disc 1
|3.963
|-
|8
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 2: Disc 2
|
|-
|9
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 3: Disc 1
|3.965
|-
|10
|Beast Wars Transformers: Season 3: Disc 2
|
|-
|11
|Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 1
|3.762
|-
|12
|Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 2
|
|-
|13
|Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 3
|
|-
|14
|Beast Machines: Transformers: Disc 4
|
|-
|15
|Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 1
|3.493
|-
|16
|Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 2
|
|-
|17
|Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 3
|
|-
|18
|Transformers Armada: Ssn 1: Part 1: Disc 4
|
|-
|19
|Transformers Armada: Season 1: Part 2: 1
|3.464
|-
|20
|Transformers Armada: Season 1: Part 2: D 2
|
|-
|21
|Transformers Armada: Season 1: Part 2: D 3
|
|-
|22
|Transformers Armada: Season 1: Part 2: D 4
|
|-
|23
|Transformers: Energon: Vol. 1
|3.436
|-
|24
|Transformers: Energon: Vol. 2
|
|-
|25
|Transformers: Energon: Vol. 3
|
|-
|26
|Transformers: Energon: Vol. 4
|
|-
|27
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 1
|3.357
|-
|28
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 2
|
|-
|29
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 3
|
|-
|30
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 4
|
|-
|31
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 5
|
|-
|32
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 6
|
|-
|33
|Transformers: Cybertron: Disc 7
|
|-
|34
|Transmorphers
|1.887
|-
|35
|Transmorphers: Fall of Man
|2.26
|-
|36
|[[The_High_School_Story|Carrie]]
|3.746
|-
|37
|Zombie Strippers
|2.556
|-
|38
|Twilight
|3.8
|-
|39
|Evan Almighty
|3.488
|-
|40
|[[Adult Swim]] & Stones Present: Mad Villain
|2.393
|-
|41
|Slayers: Return
|3.858
|-
|42
|Another 9 1/2 Weeks
|2.351
|-
|43
|The First 9 1/2 Weeks
|2.835
|-
|44
|Angels & Demons
|3.757
|-
|45
|Angels & Demons: Bonus Material
|2.933
|-
|46
|The Ring
|3.552
|-
|47
|The Ring Two
|3.0
|-
|48
|Are You Being Served? The Movie
|3.31
|-
|49
|Species II
|2.979
|-
|50
|Species
|3.131
|-
|51
|Fritz the Cat
|3.012
|-
|52
|The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat
|2.934
|-
|53
|Very Private Lesson
|2.92
|-
|54
|Kekko Kamen Surprise!
|2.216
|-
|55
|Kekko Kamen Returns!
|2.339
|-
|56
|Kekko Kamen New!!
|2.361
|-
|57
|Kekko Kamen Strikes Back!
|2.559
|-
|58
|Nana Uncut: Vol. 1: Disc 1
|3.978
|-
|59
|Nana Uncut: Vol. 1: Disc 2
|
|-
|60
|Nana Uncut: Vol. 1: Disc 3
|
|-
|61
|Elfen Lied: Vol. 1: Vector One
|4.17
|-
|62
|Elfen Lied: Vol. 2: Vector Two
|
|-
|63
|Elfen Lied: Vol. 3: Vector Three
|
|-
|64
|Elfen Lied: Vol. 4: Vector Four
|
|-
|65
|Shaun of the Dead
|3.959
|-
|}

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2010-07-21T04:07:48Z

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Chris's birthday

2010-07-21T03:54:25Z

Dalkalopagus:

[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Chris blows.]]

[[Chris]]'s '''birthday,''' the 24th of February, is a significant date in his life, for obvious reasons. However, the bizzare inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new [[vidya]], to wanting his birthday to be a national holiday) warrants some inspection.

==Notable birthdays==
[[Image:0481-CWC18th12.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris's best birthday EVER!]]
===18th===
While [[Trolls|most people]] would've celebrated by partying hard, doing [[Sex|something special]], or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a Sega Dreamcast. Now, he did have something of a party, in the same way small children do, namely, with some thrown together decor, last minute gifts, and some [[Friend Zone|platonic]] [[gal-pals]]. No [[alcohol]], no [[tobacky]], just ''Kenan & Kel'' and some cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever, of such tantamount importance he decided to record it in his "[[My big 18th party]]" story.

===21st===
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|250px| And now the worst...]]
Now, if that was Chris's best, this is probably his worst. No friends, no new [[video games]], and no [[sweetheart]]. The only thing Chris got was kicked out of his [[English]] class at the [[PVCC]] by his professor. Chris alleges his professor didn't understand [[autism]], while he later confided in [[Sarah]] that he was dismissed for hating on da [[homos]]. All wasn't lost however, as this event was the catalyst that began the [[Love Quest]], Chris's enduring search for someone that will put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity.

===27th===
Not much is known other than Chris's [[Aunt Corina]] was buried on his birthday, undoubtedly casting a shadow on the festivities. In true Chris fashion, he bitched and complained about not being able to stuff his greedy gullet full of pancakes instead of mourning the loss of his aunt. He would later go in to complain [[mumble 9| in a mumble chat]] about Aunt Corina ruining his birthday by selfishly dying.

===28th===
{{quote|Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!" | Chris, on being nearly 30}}

Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his [[ego|obsessive desire]] to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a [[Semen|mysterious substance]] and was [[Magical Man Potion|visited]] by another [[Jerk|male]] guest. [[Alec Benson Leary]] also called in and congratulated him, all around nice guy that he is.

*'''Sonichu canon:''' Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'' is distributed into the global water supply on this day.

=="Christian Love Day"==
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|250px| The Christian Love Day Declaration (which is totally True and Honest, and not a [[things Chris has ripped off|rip-off]] at all)]]

Now, most see their birthday as a day of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be [[Ego|focused on him too]]. First seen in the [[CWC Blog]], "Christian Love Day" is apparently a second Valentines Day, only for [[Homo|STRAIGHT]] folk. In the [[Mailbag]], he clarified he 'feels like' it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because [[Reality|Chris wills it]] and it's also Mexican flag day. Chris then provided no details on how to celebrate and didn't put any effort into garnering publicity, except for one [[Christian Love Day|lone video.]]

Now, in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', the holiday gains slightly more credence, if some disturbing moral stipulations. The homo vaccine "cures" the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, that and ego). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of it's denounment is nationally recognized, or he [[Reality|has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality]].

==February 24th is also...==
*Ironically, Genocide Remembrance Day, commemorating the Armenian Genocide of 1915.
*The day the Nazi Party was founded.
*The day Leroy Jenkins died.
*The day the Dominican Republic broke out in civil war in 1965.

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