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2019-11-12T23:55:25Z

DarkWestern: "is" changed to "in" Hollyhock

{{quote|Every Original Character Begins in our Sister Dimension, [[C-197]], and stays there, unless that OC is specified to Mainly Exist in an alternate dimension or timeline aside from C-197 [...] And we will all be soon able to fully see them in the [[Dimensional Merge|#DimensionalMerge]].|Chris's ultimate fantasy<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062331966752743424</ref>.}}

{{quote|I recall that there was a Mythos about me online: myself, Chris Chan, I; I was an OC in my own stories; was I Real in this “[[Reality]]” that is Dimension [[1218]]? And then I was confirmed in late 2007 with [[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|that blurry photograph of me]] in a moment of great shock and stress.|Chris claiming himself as an original character<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Chris ponders why people are fascinated with him]]</ref>.}}

[[File:MiscSonichuOCs.jpg|thumb|This is going to be a massive and lovely OC party!]]

An '''OC''' (short for '''original character''') is a character in a fanwork that didn't previously exist in the source material. In Chris's fantasy world however, it is a term which refers to any residents he envisions in dimension [[C-197]], regardless of their original creator.

Chris has also used this term to refer to himself as a goddess, solely because he believes OCs originate in the C-197 dimension he rules over. Before this, Chris had [[Things Chris has ripped off|created a huge multitude of characters of other franchises]], primarily [[Sonichu (character)|ones for the Sonic the Hedgehog canon]]. For at least a decade, Chris had believed the possibility that all fictional characters may actually exist in an entirely separate dimension<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref>. However, this would later transition into him actually believing that [[Reality Cartoon|the universe is one big cartoon]], where every living thing is actually a character of said cartoon. With this delusional mindset, people such as the [[Idea Guys]] fanned the flames of Chris' detachment from reality, and further convinced him it's possible to communicate with OCs.

This page will attempt to list and describe all of the OCs Chris incorporated from media he consumes and influences such as the Idea Guys, [[Jacob Sockness]], and his true and loyal [[fan]]base and put into the continuity of his beliefs.

==List of OC's==

{{Protip|In some shape or form, Chris actually believes all of these characters, including patently fictional ones, really exist and are alive and well in another [[Reality Cartoon]].}}
{{Needs Updating}}

{| class="wikitable sortable"
! style="background;" | Picture
! style="background;" | Name
! style="background;" | Influence(s)
! style="background;" | Description
! style="background;" | Dimension of Origin
! style="background;" | Comic Debut
|- style="height" 7em;| rowspan="5"
|[[File:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg‎|100px|center]]
| [[Anime]] characters
| [[Idea Guys]]
| As a group deemed worthy recipients of prayer in ''[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]'', without further qualifications.
| Unknown
| [[Sailor Megtune|Sonichu 5]]
|-
|[[File:Asperchu.jpg‎|100px|center]]
| [[Asperchu]]
| [[Alec Benson Leary]]
| Ironically, the character that Chris once sought to destroy is now accepted as a Sonichu OC.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Astoria.jpg|100px|center]]
| Astoria
| pepperxhu
| An Electric/Water type Rosechu said to live outside of CWCville and does gardening as a hobby. Her gardening is apparently so good, all of the plants shimmer day and night.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|
| AyyJay Farton
| ???
| A [[My Little Pony]] OC. Chris "discovered" him and said he's known for "Apple Juice Farts; really bad, and yet apple juice is his favourite beverage. Pew!" Probably a troll creation. After describing this character, Chris had to deny that he has a fart fetish<ref>[[May 2019 social media posts#Apple Juice Farts]]</ref>.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Battery-Charge Heart intro.jpg|100px|center]]
| Battery-Charge Heart
| [[Idea Guys]]
| A god-like warrior of CWCville
| C-197
| [[Sonichu 14]]
|-
|[[File:BorisOC.PNG ‎|100px|center]]
| Boris
| rps_only
| A shoddily-drawn Sonichu that draws in enemies with a mysterious gravitational field
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:CarrieKrueger.jpg|100px|center]]
| Carrie Krueger
| [[Multidimensional White Knights]]
| A ween pretending to be in C-197
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Chevel.jpg|100px|center]]
| Cheval
| Unknown
| A fire-electric type Sonichu with possible PTSD that lives a lonely life, due to the amount of unintended damage he causes around him.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
| [[File:Patti.jpg|100px|center]]
| Chris's deceased pets
| Chris
|Reincarnations of [[Patti]] and the deceased [[Chandler Cats]]<ref>[[Twitter Q&A]], the Cats and Dogs question]]</ref>.
|C-197
| [[Sonichu 6]]
|-
|[[File:CWCspread cropped.jpg ‎|100px|center]]
|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Chris
| Yes, Chris has proclaimed himself a goddess, and believes that the majority of men living on this planet should [[Chris and his Ego|bow down and serve his will]] as one.
| 1218
| [[Sonichu 0]]
|-
|
| Cindy Zapbud
| Chris
|Chris imagined this up out of spite towards [[Cole Smithey]]. In the [[Rosechu's Story]]'s fancomic, Cole is a Pokemon Professor. Chris disapproved of this detail and claimed that Cole was later demoted due to faltering work, and that Cindy Zapbud replaced him. Chris made sure to note that Zapbud is <nowiki>4'11''</nowiki> and has D-cup breasts<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#CWCVille's Pokemon Professor]].</ref>
|C-197
|
|-
|[[File:Uzume.png ‎|100px|center]]
| [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU goddesses]]
| [[Idea Guys]]
| As a group, these [[anime]] fembots from a video game series were made the object of Chris's adulation under the [[Idea Guys]]' influence in late [[2017]], and together with Chris's own OCs form the nucleus of this mixed bag of a pantheon. Noteable examples found on this list include Scarlet the Commodore Goddess, and Battery-Charge Heart.
| C-197
| [[Sonichu 14]]
|-
|[[File:CryzelOC.jpg|100px|center]]
| [[Cryzel]]
| [[Idea Guys]]
| Created by the Idea Guys solely so that they can make Chris into a [[pedofork]] by having him marry her, along with [[Magi-Chan]], [[Mewtwo]], and [[Sylvana]].
| 1218
| [[Sonichu 16]]
|-
| [[File:CWC Psychlight drawing.jpg|100px|center]]
| CWC Psychlight
| Chris
|Chris's biographer<ref>https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1036467120056479744</ref>. Basically a personification of the [[CWCki]], except one that's favorable to Chris, which would be the former [[CWCipedia]].
|C-197
|
|-
|[[File:Daedalus.jpg|100px|center]]
| Daedalus
| [https://kiwifarms.net/members/cedric_eff.23748/ Cedric Eff]
| A Degu character created by Kiwi Farms user, Cedric Eff. He is a very skilled mechanic that builds jets, armor, and weapons.
| X686
| N/A
|-
|
| Dark Idea Guy
| [[Idea Guys]]
| Chris believed the Dark Idea Guy was plotting to invade from Alcatraz through a crack in Chris's shower<ref name=GD>[[Guard Dog chats]]</ref>. First mentioned by Chris in October 2018, half a year after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, meaning Chris still referring to old Idea Guy notes.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:EdTheRetard.png|100px|center]]
| [https://www.gotquestions.org/Darius-in-the-Bible.html Darius, King of Babylon]
| [[Multidimensional White Knights]]
| A C-197 bastardization of Ed Bighead from ''Rocko's Modern Life'', conflated with the Persian king who conquered Babylon and threw Daniel into the lions' den, that MWK said was allying with Chris to fight Ben's slime.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:DerekOC.jpg|100px|center]]
| Derek
| [https://kiwifarms.net/members/cedric_eff.23748/ Cedric Eff]
| Another OC created by Cedric. He is the X686 counterpart of [[Magi-Chan]].
| X686
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Dr. Wolf.jpg|100px|center]]
| Dr. Wolf
| [[DRWolf]]
| The MLP fursona of Brent Wilson, a Youtuber who reviews episodes of ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]''. Even though he has garnered a lot of attention from the brony fanbase in 2013, Chris hasn't noticed him until mid-2018, when his experience at the 2018 [[BronyCon]] was blogged on his channel. Eventually, when Chris began getting blocked by several Twitter users, Chris decided to use his fursona in both a Lego video and in [[Sonichu Special 6]], where he lectures the characters about the supposed psychological damage inflicted onto Chris, as Chris has reduced this character to being a stock doctor character in his comics.
| C-197
| [[Sonichu Special 6]]
|-
|[[File:EmberOC.jpg|100px|center]]
| Ember
| marshmarlowe
| A punk female Sonichu.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:ExiledSonichu.jpg|100px|center]]
|Exiled Sonichu
|TheExiledDraco
| A black Sonichu that Chris claimed to have attempted assassinating him
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|
| Fate
| [[Teen Troon Squad]]
| A Pikachu, later evolved to Raichu, that Chris met at Target in [[October 2018]]. Likely created by the [[Teen Troon Squad]], as Fate was only mentioned during the timeframe Chris was in contact with them<ref>https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=fate%20from%3Acwcsonichu&src=typd&lang=en</ref>. Fate's purpose was to work with the Squad and Chris on the merge, and was a watchdog tasked with killing nonbelievers, a convenient reason as to why Chris wasn't allowed to give details<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1065831160578740224</ref>.
| C-197
|
|-
|[[File:Gabriel.jpg|100px|center]]
| Gabriel
| SuperCrazyCrash
| A Sonichu/Scizor hybrid that works as a bartender at a place called the Zany Zapbud. He is believed to be a long lost member of the [[Chaotic Combo]], as he was born from the same rainbow that created them.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Gary Stu.jpg |100px|center]]
| Gary Stu
| Chris
| A male pony created during the Soft Exile with heavy inspiration from Mad Munchkin's [https://the-rift-cafe.fandom.com/wiki/Mary_Sue Mary Sue] character, without realizing that she was originally made to be a joke character for a single video. Much like Mary, he is perfect in every way and always knows the right thing to do.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Hitlerchu.jpg ‎|100px|center]]
| Hitlerchu
| [[Idea Guys]]
| Leading member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party from 1920; Chancellor of Germany from 1933 and president from 1934 to his suicide in 1945. Transformed into a Sonichu like his entire [[Nombie-zazis|political party]] during [https://ddlcwiki.net/wiki/Monika Monika]'s defeat at the Battle of CWCville, to ruin any claim to pure Aryan blood.
| 1218
| [[Sonichu 13]]
|-
|[[File:Hollyhock.jpg|100px|center]]
| Hollyhock
| Kalie S.
| Some sort of Electric/Fairy type Rosechu/Cat hybrid that [[Autism|doesn't like to be touched]], but is very fast and nimble. She is known to be first in most beauty pageants with her fashion choices.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Mooninites.png ‎|100px|center]]
| Ignignokt and Err
| [[Multidimensional White Knights]]
| Failed to murder Penny Fitzgerald while working for Moonman. All while causing the events shown on the Local58 youtube channel.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:J-chu.jpg|100px|center]]
|J-chu
| Chris
| The Sonichu fursona Chris drew of [[The Captain]], depicted as what he deems to be a "flying wonder". Unfortunately, The Captain didn't appreciate being shoehorned into Chris' fantasy land, and made a Kiwi Farms post to show his disapproval.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-769#post-3882003</ref>
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Jakoba.jpg ‎|100px|center]]
|Jakoba
| [[Jacob Sockness]]
| An evil god of the Rokats/monstrous representation of Jacob who made his comic debut in Sonichu 14.
| C-197
| [[Sonichu 14]]
|-
|[[File:Christ.JPG |100px|center]]
|[[Chris and religion#Historial beliefs|Jesus Christ]]
| God and [[Leonard Bearstein|the Bear]]
| Demoted to the same status as everyone else on this list by Chris in [[Believe in the OCs and Deities]]. Deemed unworthy of Chris's worship.
| Unknown
| [[Sonichu 10]]
|-
|
|Johnson Wiles
|[[Idea Guys]]
|Alias of Idea Guy Joshua Wise<ref name=GD></ref>.
| C-197
|
|-
|[[File:Kepler.jpeg|100px|center]]
|Kepler
| [https://kiwifarms.net/members/cedric_eff.23748/ Cedric Eff]
| Yet another OC created by Cedric. The name itself was based off of a Kiwi Farms poll. The character is the X686 of [[Blake]] with a Ditto DNA added that allows him to reshape his body into weapons. He can shape shift into a demonic entity with heavy inspiration from Giygas from the Mother Series to invade others dreams.
| X686
| N/A
|-
|[[File:KuntNugget.jpg|100px|center]]
|[[Kun T’Nyuget]]
| [[Idea Guys]]
| A Vietnamese pony who is Night Star's [[sweetheart]] that likes to cook and tinker with technology
| C-197
| [[Sonichu 12-9]]
|-
| [[File:Lightning Quartz.jpg|100px|center]]
| Lightning Quartz
| Chris
| An Earth Pony Chris claims to have unconsciously created in the [[Honor Roll|Brazil Area of Equestria]] while meditating. Occasionally, he will transform into the most powerful alicorn for a short time.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Lilliana.jpg|100px|center]]
| Lillianna
| RoseLillichu
| The head princess of the Temple of Heart, where she teaches those lucky enough to find it about the [[Anchuent Prophecy]].
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Lukas.jpg|100px|center]]
| Luka Sonichu
| [[Teen Troon Squad]]
| A Sonichu avatar of Lukas, one member of the TTS
| 1218
| N/A
|-
|[[File:MagiChan111448.jpg|100px|center]]
| [[Magi-Chan]]
| Chris
| The most well-known member of the Chaotic Combo. He is an omnipotent Sonichu with infinite magical powers. Of course, with Chris' current stance on all things occult and supernatural, it was only a matter of time before trolls and weens alike would use this character to exploit his psyche. In mid-2017, by the time Chris became infatuated with the character, the [[Idea Guys]] knew this was the perfect opportunity to turn this against him. By this time, they've been making up all kinds of stories of the character in such situations as an incestuous homosexual marriage. Afterward, Chris has finally declared his Love Quest over, having been married to both his creation, as well as to Mewtwo.
| C-197
| [[Sonichu 3]]
|-
| [[File:MarySue.jpg|100px|center]]
| Mary Sue
| Mad Munchkin
| A joke character produced by Mad Munchkin to represent her hatred of Alicorn OC's. She is well-known for her conceited nature and her belief that she is truly the greatest pony. Chris decided to ship this character with his own creation, Gary Stu.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Mistychu.jpg |100px|center]]
| Mistychu
| Mistychu
| A knight Rosechu that is stronger than any [[Metonic]] or [[White Knight|human knight]].
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Moonman.jpg ‎|100px|center]]
| <strike>Mac Tonight</strike> [[Chris and race|Moonman]]
| [[Multidimensional White Knights]] and [[Jacob Sockness]]
| Claimed to be a multidimensional demon working with Jakoba. Also causing the events in Local58's videos.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:NightStarTrueandHonest.jpg ‎|100px|center]]
|[[Night Star]]
| Chris
| Chris's ''[[My Little Pony]]'' self-insert.
| C-197
| [[Sonichu 12-9]]
|-
|[[File:NightVee.jpg|100px|center]]
|Nightvee
| [[MKRNightVee]]
| A combination of the Sega character Nights and the Pokemon Eevee. Meghan successfully convinced Chris that her fan character was canon to the Sonichu universe by pretending to be a goddess herself.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:PonyNull.jpg|100px|center]]
|[[Null]]
| Chris
| The pony avatar of [[Kiwi Farms]] owner, Joshua Moon, drawn by Chris. Chris drew him his pony avatar as appreciation for protecting him from the Idea Guys in his Guard-Dog related efforts. Afterward, Chris began to follow the Kiwi Farms Twitter account. However, despite any warnings given to him, Chris still manages to bumble through more people willing to manipulate him with his beliefs. When Chris began to babble his nonsense towards Null, he walked away from Chris, and Chris started to become sworn enemies with him when he refused to entertain his beliefs. Soon after, Jacob Sockness would convince Chris that Null was evil, therefore further justifying his hatred towards him.
| C-197
| [[Sonichu 12-9]]
|-
|[[File:Pending Doom.jpg|100px|center]]
|Pending Doom
|[[Megan Schroeder]]
| Highly inspired by one of Megan's OC's.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Pepperchu.jpg|100px|center]]
|Pepperchu
| pepperxhu
| The Sonichu fursona of Twitter user pepperxhu. A gothic book smart Rosechu who is Best Friends with Astoria. She is well-adjusted in self-defense and "quick wits".
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:PepsimanOC.jpg|100px|center]]
| Pepsiman
| Unknown
| The Japanese mascot of Pepsi and the star of the infamous Japan-Exclusive PS1 game named after [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsiman_(video_game) him]. Chris confirmed this character to be an OC in response to a post questioning why the character appeared in a piece of fanart showcasing the most popular OC's.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1158740852212211712</ref>
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:PerceptorSonichuOC.jpg|100px|center]]
|Perceptor
| [[Idea Guys]]
| Another long lost Chaotic Combo member with no real defining traits besides that she is very smart and never feels aroused at anything. She also has a mission to completely obliterate the Nazi Party out of C-197.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Phantom Horn.png|100px|center]]
|Phantom Horn
| [[Ben Saint]]
| Ben Saint's pony OC.
| C-197
| [[Sonichu Special 7]]
|-
|[[File:Plotted Device.jpg|100px|center]]
|Plotted Device
| Unknown
| A robotic magician with Magi-Chan's soul created in the Skullgirls Dimension, apparently created after it was found that the dimension's conditions were too much for Magi-Chan, so the robot was made in his image.
| S-642
| N/A
|-
|[[File:PoppyOC.PNG|100px|center]]
| Poppy
| Sonichu4Life
| A Rosechu who is a soccer fanatic and a player of the CWCville Strikers. Much like other characters on this list, she has powers that cannot be matched, such as super speed and endurance.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:PonyTheOriginal.jpg|100px|center]]
| Rei
| RRosechu
| A grass based Rosechu with dragon based attacks.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Robertchu.jpg|100px|center]]
| [[Bob Chandler|Robertchu]]
| [[Idea Guys]]
| Chris was convinced that his late father's spirit resides in C-197<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref> during the Idea Guys saga<ref>The drawing of Robertchu was among those drawn for Idea Guy, and no references to it exist beforehand.</ref>. Bob's Sonichu form may have been designed by Idea Guy - he is in the form of a beaver, a possible nod to Bob's Internet Lumberjack nickname. Featured in [[Sonichu 16]], in which Bob meets and befriends Ted Bundy. His fur was originally red and black as a draughtboard, though Chris revised this to a solid maroon for being too [[stress|time-consuming]] to draw.
| 1218
| [[Sonichu 13]]
|-
|[[File:Romeo.jpg|100px|center]]
| Romeo
| MidnightMoonflower
| A charismatic Sonichu that picks up women with relative ease. Said to be named after his trainer who was a "lovely theater kid".
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Rosechu_Original.jpg‎|100px|center]]
| [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]
| Chris
| Mentioned beside Sonichu as an OC especially deserving of worship in ''[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]''
| C-197
| [[Sonichu 0]]
|-
|[[File:Sarahchu and Stevenchu.jpg|100px|center]]
|Sarahchu and Stevenchu
|[[Sarah and Steve]]
|On 6 November 2019, Sarah and Steve planted the idea of Sarahchu and Stevenchu in Chris's head, who then used his "psychic powers" to see them in C-197<ref>[[:File:Sarahchu and Stevenchu planted into Chris's head.jpg]]</ref>
|C-197
|
|-
|[[File:Scarlet Commodore CPU.jpg|100px|center]]
| Scarlet
| [[Idea Guys]]
| Chris's depiction of himself as CPU Goddess of the [[Commodore]] Nation.
| C-197
| [[Sonichu 14]]
|-
|-
|[[File:ScottSoundSplicer.jpg|100px|center]]
| Scott Soundspllicer
| Soundspllicer
| A drawn representation of the Youtuber Soundspllicer.
| 1218
| N/A
|-
|
|Shadow Elijah
|[[The End Games]] friend
|A friend from Chris's Pokemon club requested Chris draw him as a shadow Pokemon. Chris then believed that since he drew it, Shadow Elijah was therefore real in C-197. Chris also believed or was told by the Idea Guys that Shadow Elijah is a villain<ref name=GD></ref>.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Buddha.JPG ‎|100px|center]]
| Siddharta Gautama
| Unknown
| Most commonly known as 'the Buddha', though this is a title rather than an identifying name. He is not usually worshipped by his followers, yet is indicated by Chris in ''[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]'' to be an object of such, [[Chris and English|among which]].
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Silvana.jpg|100px|center]]
| [[Silvana]]
| Chris
| An intersex Rosechu that can shape shift into other people, and use her venomous genitalia on her adversaries. She later became one of the characters the Idea Guys proposed to marry Chris.
| C-197
| [[Sonichu 8]]
|-
|[[File:Slurpchu.jpg|100px|center]]
| Slurpchu
| Unknown
| A dinky mint-green Sonichu with an incredibly small body, stubby limbs, and a permanent grin.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Slushi.jpg|100px|center]]
| Slushi
| Chris
| A geeky ferret character that likes to play video games and [[Trolls|trolling]] people. Possibly based on the original creator of the [[Sonichu Mania Livestream|Sonichu Mania Mod]].
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:SnowchuOC.PNG ‎|100px|center]]
| Snowchu
| ChanseyDraws
| A Rosechu cheerleader obsessed with anything with ears that glows red.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:SonichuOriginal.jpg‎|100px|center]]
| [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]
| Chris
| The one who started it all back in [[2000]]. He is known to have entered our dimension as early as Chris's confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]].
| C-197
| [[Sonichu 0]]
|-
|[[File:Spunk.jpg|100px|center]]
|Spunk
| silverangel259
| A hyena/dog hybrid OC that Chris attempted to ship with one of Megan's own OC's, Pending Doom.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:StrawberryMilk.PNG|100px|center]]
| Strawberry Milk
| [[Ben Saint]]
| Phantom Horn's perverted dragon friend that tells inappropriate sex jokes.
| C-197
| [[Sonichu Special 7]]
|-
|[[File:Sterbenchu.jpg|100px|center]]
| Sterbenchu
| [[Idea Guys]]
| One of [[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]] inspired by Wise and catalogued by Chris: his name is from the German ''Sterben'', as a noun meaning 'dying'. A rather mundane Sonichu that has the appearance of Super Sonic and the uncanny ability to clone himself indefinitely.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Bundychu.jpeg|100px|center]]
| [https://www.biography.com/crime-figure/ted-bundy Ted Bundychu]
| [[Idea Guys]]
| The notorious serial killer and rapist of the 1970s, but as a Sonichu. The Idea Guys convinced Chris that he was among [[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]] produced beside more familiar characters like [[Wild Sonichu]] and [[Magi-Chan]] in [[Sonichu 0]].
| C-197
| [[Sonichu 13]]
|-
|[[File:Teddichu.jpg|100px|center]]
|Teddiechu
|joshuu
| A Bear-Type Sonichu, and also a shadow, that came to life in the media found in C-197. Don't ask how that makes any sense.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Trickiechu.jpg|100px|center]]
| Trickiechu
| [[Sonichu 15|trickiecat]]
| Created by trickiecat, the author of Rosechu's Story. An android cat made out of love, magic and Chaos Energy with the ability to create and destroy anything at will, even entire galaxies.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:VHS.jpg|100px|center]]
| VHS
| pepperxhu
| A retro-theme Sonichu.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:VilotteaOC.jpg|100px|center]]
| Violetta
| RoseLillichu
| The twin sister of Lilliana who turns into an evil witch in a fan comic created by RoseLillichu.
| C-197
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Vivichu.jpg|100px|center]]
| Vivichu
| vivichu2000
| A stereotypical teenage female Pichu.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Were-chan Roeschu.jpg|100px|center]]
| Were-chan
| R_E_P_L_A_Y
| A Rosechu that is a werehog and has unnaturally red eyeballs. When Chris first shared this OC on Twitter, several people joked about her possible usage of marijuana due to the appearance of her eyes.
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|[[File:YouAreOC.png|100px|center]]
| You
| Chris
| Yes, you, too, are an OC, according to Chris. As the assortment of characters on this lists shows, though, it is not clear quite what this is meant to entail.
| Depends on who you are
| N/A
|-
|[[File:Jove.JPG ‎|100px|center]]
| Zeus
| ???
| King of the ancient pagan gods in [[homos|Greece]] and [[Cherokian Clan|Rome]]. His worship, extinct since the fifth century AD, is revived by Chris in ''[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]''
| Unknown
| N/A
|-
|}

==See Also==
*[[Chris and reality]]
*[[List of Sonichu characters]]
*[[Reality Cartoon]]
*[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]
*[[Multidimensional White Knights]]
*[[Idea Guys]]

==References==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}
{{Fantasies}}
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

Template:Da update

2019-10-22T17:30:53Z

DarkWestern:

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'''Ongoing''': [[October 2019]] ([[October 2019 social media posts|social media]]) • [[Ben Saint]] • [[Jacob Sockness]] • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]

*'''20 October''' - In a YouTube comment on Part 24 of '''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''', Chris revises his past, claiming he had known all along that [[Alec Benson Leary]] was a troll.
*'''16 October''' - [[Sockness]] regains Chris's favour, returns to his post as his [[Chris and money|exchequer]] and '''[[:File:SockHoax.jpg|declares]]''' that he will try again to visit him about [[Halloween]].
*'''15 October''' - While responding to [[Ben Saint]], Chris '''[[:File:YangGang.png|indicates]]''' his support for 2020 [[United States]] [[Chris and politics|presidential candidate]] Andrew Yang.
*'''12 October''' - ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' airs its final episode. Meanwhile [[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books|'''Chris berates''']] his [[List of Chris's financial enablers|financial supporters]] on Twitter, justifying that his [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading cards]] are an [[Chris and His Ego|adequate alternative]] to the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] he is paid [[Chris and art|to create]].
*'''6 October''' - In preparation for [[April 2020|BABSCon]], Chris enlists [[Aly Hirschberg]]'s help to '''[[October 2019 social media posts#Fundraiser for BABSCon|request £5,000]]''' from his TRUE and LOYAL fanbase.
*'''3 October''' - Displeased by how [[Ben Saint]] depicted [[Night Star]] in his webcomic, Chris releases his own amended version and '''[[October 2019 social media posts#DM'ing Ben Saint to demand $300|demands $300]]''' from him for '[[Chris and copyright|using our name and individuals]] for the [[Chris and hypocrisy|greedy gains accrued]]'.
*'''28 September''' - On [[Twitter]], Chris '''[[September 2019 social media posts#Yet another brony convention|states his wish]]''' to attend BABSCon, a [[My Little Pony|brony]] convention in California scheduled for [[April 2020]], and [[Chris and his Ego|bids]] his followers [[Chris and money|finance]] his trip.

<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>

<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her '''[[October 2019 social media posts#Barb's birthday|

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Jacob Sockness

2019-09-27T14:28:56Z

DarkWestern: fixed typo "amd" to "and"

{{Ongoing}}
{{quote|ONLY if he has lost [[Obesity|weight]] in that belly; [[:File:Sockness profile banner-min.png|his profile banner]] is Most unsettling to me.|Chris, [[Hypocrisy|criticizing Sockness]]<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1146446794005581824</ref>}}

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|data12 = 215.8 Pounds (97,9 kg) (probably higher)
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'''Jacob Sockness''' is a {{age|1983|4|1}}-year-old [[Chris]] fanatic and [[ween]] from San Francisco, California, who emerged in mid-[[2018]]. Like Chris, he is [[autism|autistic]],<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC/comments/bl78bl/magichan_2_need_to_talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app Sockness admits he is autistic]</ref> receives a [[monthly tugboat]], [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|believes he is a god]],<ref>[http://archive.is/eg2Gq Sockness claims to be the Hindu god Ganesha, archived 16 July 2019]</ref> thinks he has [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic powers]] and has built an elaborate fantasy universe with over a dozen instalments which he believes [[Chris and reality|really exists]].<ref>[http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=1404026 Sockness's 19-volume series for sale on Lulu]</ref> From his habit of showering praise on Chris that would make [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kengle]] blush, it appeared that, like him, Sockness was another autistic [[white knight]], albeit an exceptional one for expressing his love and sexual attraction towards him. His more recent behaviour has indicated more [[ween|malicious]] intent behind his actions.

Sockness occasionally comments on Chris's tweets to court him or to support his delusions. However, most of his activities are based on his Twitter page, where he frequently makes graphic messages on his love for Chris, or else his personal [[Reddit|subreddit]], [https://old.reddit.com/r/Kidasuna r/Kidasuna], which he treats as a blog . He is also known to spread his message to other forums, most notably [[Reddit]] and [[Kiwi Farms]]. Occasionally, he would make videos dedicated to Chris in his [[YouTube]] account. Jacob has also appropriated Sonichu characters in his self-made pantheon of pagan, extraterrestrial spirits. In mid-[[2019]], he gained Chris's favor as the two agreed to work together financially following Chris's [[June 2019]] ban from [[eBay]], and achieved considerable influence over Chris's [[CWCville|own fantasy world]], as seen in [[Sonichu 14]]. For months the two would express interest in meeting in person, to onlookers' alarm, yet when Sockness would finally set out to cross the American continent to [[14 Branchland Court]] in late September 2019, Chris rebuffed these efforts.

==Discovery==
[[Image:Jacob Sockness CWC poster.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Sockness posing next to a Sonichu Through the Years poster sold by Chris.]]
Jacob was discovered by chance by [[Kiwi Farms]] user [https://kiwifarms.net/members/neural.18444/ neural] while observing the [[weens|many]] [[A-log|users]] surrounding Chris's Twitter posts. After further digging, it was revealed that he also created a Kiwi Farms account under the name [https://kiwifarms.net/members/jacob-js.26961/ Jacob JS]. It was in his profile page where he accidentally doxxed himself by posting links to his [[Facebook]] page and Tumblr blogs that reveals his personal information. As he exposed himself on the Farms, Sockness, like [[Michael Hirtes]], is considered to be a ''halal'' lolcow.

Like many of Chris's orbiters, Sockness is a furry and lives in [[wikipedia:Section_8_%28housing%29|subsidised housing]] with a [[tugboat]]. He has a very low view of [[niggos|blacks]], describing them as 'beastly' and 'hyper sexual', believing that 'their race can only rape, because that is [their] way of reproduction in a natural setting.'<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob-sockness-michiro-hutaki-agian-siin-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/ Sockness's lolcow thread on Kiwi Farms]</ref> Unlike the [[Idea Guys]], who would inject such themes into Chris's mind for their own amusement, Jacob seems to be genuine. Sockness also controls several sockpuppets to white-knight himself and converse with, while claiming them to be different people; like Chris's [[Disguises|similar past attempts]] to cover himself, these are quite feeble and transparent.

While some of Chris's most diehard white knights are exposed [[Jessica Quinn|as]] [[CWCProtectSquad|trolls]] soon after their discovery, Jacob showed neither hatred nor amusement at first towards Chris's activities, but a legitimate sense of love towards him. Besides finding a [[Chris and religion#Mysticism and sorcery|fellow believer]], Sockness is also sexually attracted to [[tomgirl|transgender people]]. Ironically, despite Sockness's desire to father a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|child]] with Chris, he is unaware that Chris is already in a [[polyamorous marriage|polygamist marriage]] and has ended his [[Love Quest]]. By the time he seemed to have disappeared in spring 2019, there was as yet no indication that Sockness had any ulterior motive. It would only be after Chris started responding to his many comments on Twitter that Sockness would publicly reveal his [[weening|real goals]].

== Motivations ==
[[Image:KinkAct.png|250px|left|thumb|Sockness states that his 'Chris kink', or erotic desires for Chris, are not genuine.]]

Before disappearing temporarily from the Internet in May 2019, Christorians could not discern Sockness's true motivations for his unusual behaviour. Unlike [[Sarah and Steve|many]] [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|previous]] [[Multidimensional White Knights|imitators]] of the [[Idea Guys]] pretending to belong to Chris's abortive [[Chris and his Ego|personality cult]], Jacob appeared to be the first [[TRUE and HONEST]] believer in [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]] after Chris. More recent evidence, however, shows that his feelings are not entirely earnest. At least, they are not consistent: Jacob's opinion on Chris has been known to flip-flop in his opinion on Chris from sexual love to outright cursing him.

In his Reddit account, Jacob had lurked around subreddits for [[virgin with rage|incels]], flirting with them. In his Twitter page, besides tweeting about arcane rituals and complaining about liberals, Jacob expresses his close love between a "sugar daddy", suggesting he is in a [[homos|gay relationship with an older, wealthier man]]. When Chris allowed Jacob access to his Twitter account on 11 July 2019, he boasted about it on [[Reddit]], even claiming that his sexual attraction to Chris was a facade. On 21 September 2019, when a [[white knight|concerned onlooker]] tried to warn Chris that Sockness was tantamount to an autistic [[Idea Guy]], Sockness embraced the charges of manipulation, justifying his actions as protecting Chris against other trolls.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-15-sockness-enabling-chriss-magi-chan-role-playing-luring-him-for-a-visit.59770/post-5361506 Dialogue between Sockness and onlooker]</ref>

[[Image:SocknessExplainsHimself.PNG|250px|right]]

==Interactions with Chris==

{{quote|The Sacred Shoes have samples of cat & doggy DNA. Looking for the Treasures of Heaven, a single hair from Christine's head to put into an amulet of serious power to manifest one's dreams. This is a divine experience.|Sockness<ref><s>https://twitter.com/darkseed2012/status/1107477177149251585</s> Deleted</ref>}}

Sockness has spent hundreds on buying items from Chris's [[eBay]], notably buying his old shoes for worshipping purposes. Eventually, Jacob got too retarded for even Chris to handle; Chris blocked him on [[Twitter]] on 31 January 2019. By 22 [[May 2019]], Jacob's YouTube channel was terminated, and his Twitter account seemed to have disappeared.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I have the Sonishoes
| video = {{#ev:youtube|AYIzRYW3uDc}}
| Stardate = 16 March 2019
| Maker = Jacob S
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

[[Image:Followed.png|200px|right]]
Still, this would not be the end of Sockness's involvement with Chris; he would create a new Twitter account named Chris Kink. On 11 July 2019, while Chris was trying to raise funds to pay for a hotel room at the 2019 [[BronyCon]], troll [[SonichuMerch]] told Chris that Sockness might be interested in buying his bath water. Chris saw dollar signs and followed Sockness.

{{quote|The Sonichu merch guy told Chris I was interested in the buying some bath water. The guy doesn't know I have no money to buy it due to issues with Social Security in May. Even if I had the money, Chris has to follow some exact rules to creating what I need from him. I need him to make and bless some holy water with his juices in it.|Sockness explains why Chris started following him.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cbmq7m/chris_is_following_sockness_on_twitter/ethqxsd/</ref>}}

After establishing direct communication with Chris, on 14 July, Sockness tweeted that he would open a vendor account on [[eBay]] for Chris, acting as warehouse, clearing-house and middleman. Chris responded with gratitude.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-14-chris-will-circumvent-his-ebay-seller-ban-by-teaming-up-with-sockness.58419/ Twitter 7/14 - Chris will circumvent his Ebay seller ban by teaming up with Sockness]</ref> The next day, Chris re-tweeted a GoFundMe campaign by Sockness to raise $300, nominally as a ''shipping fund''.<ref>http://archive.fo/nkTcS</ref> As of [[September 2019]], Sockness has failed to restore Chris's access to eBay, which would be prohibited at any rate, though he has continued to set up GoFundMe pages for [[Chris and money|Chris's incidental expenses]], as when [[Son-chu|his car]] broke down and needed a thousand dollars worth of repairs.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Car is repaired but Chris needs cash (again)]]</ref>

[[File:JacobWhiteKnight.jpg|thumb|200px|left|White Knight Blue Heart.]]
[[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p15.jpg|thumb|200px|Jakoba, in [[Sonichu 14]].]]

Once Sockness had his foot in the door, he began talking to Chris about his own alternate dimension fantasies, further enabling Chris's delusional thoughts.

{{quote|Firstly, and mainly, I am not under Anyone’s Control. And second, I still support the Rokat and all the good peoples in Andromeda. I need to meditate further for more sound responses and thoughts. For now I will simply state that your research is valuable, indeed. Going silent.|Chris, addressing Sockness. He believes he is not under anyone's control while parroting Sockness's lore.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1154376923520352256</ref>}}

Chris featured Jakoba, an OC created by Sockness, in [[Sonichu 14]]. As Sockness put it: "She drew Jakoba, from one of mine when her CPU pals wanted to see the Rokat.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cgybzh/chris_drawing_with_his_awkward_pen_grip_while/euxv3zz/</ref>" For most of summer 2019, the two would interact relatively little, though other [[weens]] would try to push them closer together.<ref>[[Sarah and Steve]]</ref> In [[August 2019]], Chris, through his [[Magi-Chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, [[naïve]]ly dismissed Sockness's violent inclinations and approved the idea of him coming to visit.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-Chan responds to Sockness' violent tendencies]]</ref> Meanwhile, Sockness would complain on Reddit that [[Chris and work|Chris's laziness]] would delay the [[Dimensional Merge]] (or ''Merger'', as he calls it) practically for ever.<ref>[http://archive.is/CrUwb Sockness grumbles that Chris's laziness will protract the Merge until he is dead of old age]</ref>

== Abortive Virginia trip ==
[[File:Socknesstraininfo.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Sockness's omninously one-way train ticket, with dates blacked out. Astute Kiwis calculated that Sockness should have arrived on Saturday evening (28 September 2019) in [[Charlottesville]] had he continued.]]
On 7 [[September 2019]], Sockness fabricated a conversation between himself and [[Magi-chan]], whom Chris believed to be [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|possessing his body]] at the time, in which Sockness declared that he and Chris would need meet in person and marry for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to proceed. Though Chris affirmed thereafter that the counterfeit dialogue was [[TRUE and HONEST|trustworthy]] and [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for the funding to travel to California, he changed tactics within a few days, stating on Twitter that Chris, [[Chris and reality|in Magi-chan's body]], had arrived on the West Coast from 'behind the [[dimension]]al curtain',<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Longing for the Teen Troon Saga]]</ref> while Chris's body was safely in [[Virginia]]. Nevertheless, Chris remained interested in Sockness coming to visit him at [[14 Branchland Court|home]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris]]</ref>

As autumn 2019 began, months of casual on-line role-playing would come to a head: on 24 September, Sockness reported that he had bought train tickets to make the transcontinental trip to Chris.<ref>[https://archive.fo/vS8ac Sockness announces he has secured transport on Reddit]</ref> He made clear that his intent was both [[Chris and sex|sexual]] and [[Chris and violence|violent]] on Reddit, comparing his plans for Chris's rear to Germany's devastation by Allied bombs during [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|the War]].<ref>[http://archive.is/kGTRi Sockness: 'I'll just destroy her ass like carpeting bombing Germany in WWII. It'll be in flaming ruin.']</ref>

However, only a day later, Chris posted a statement on Twitter along with a short audio clip, [[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness]], indicating his desire for Sockness to return home after Sockness had left for Virginia, and saying that there would be a person in Chicago to provide him with a return ticket.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/post-5384612 Chris declares Sockness's destiny is to go home, asks his followers to stop him in Chicago]</ref> He elaborated on his decisions a day later, including a statement from one of Jacob's imaginary gods, Michiro. In his statement, Chris cited [[Chris and health|his health]] as unconducive to having guests, and that Jacob had gone down the path of evil. Chris also said that he foresaw that he and Jacob would end up in a similar situation to how Chris and [[Cole Smithey]] are. On 26 September, Sockness admitted defeat, tweeting that his 'involvement with the dimensional merge has ended in failure' and that he would delete his Twitter account upon returning home.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/page-6#post-5384295 Sockness quits, tweet screenshot mirrored on Kiwi Farms]</ref> It remains to be seen whether Sockness's autistic machinations will enjoy any success, or whether Chris's own will thwart them.
{{clear}}

==References==
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[[Category:People]]

ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness

2019-09-26T20:13:19Z

DarkWestern:

'''ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness''' is an MP3 audio file uploaded to [[Discord]] and posted by Chris to [[Twitter]] on 26 [[September 2019]].

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|kyqUncTXxRg}}
| Stardate = 26 [[September 2019]]
| Featuring =
| Subject = [[Jacob Sockness]]
| Saga =
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
"_Kay This is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, and I- extend this message out to all the individuals who ha- who are actually not_ _ju_ all bark and no bite. Going to- wanting to intercept Jacob Socknes_s on his trip to Virginia, or to this point possibly back to California, cuz I'm pretty much gonna tell him the, uh, visit is off. I want you all to intercept, and talk with him. Thank [someone that is not Chris can be heard clearing their throat] you."

[Editor's Note: Underscores are the audio cutting out, and dashes are Chris cutting himself off to reword his statements.]

ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness

2019-09-26T14:52:17Z

DarkWestern: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

'''ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness''' is a mp3 audio file uploaded to [[Discord]] and posted by Chris on 26 [[September 2019]].

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|kyqUncTXxRg}}
| Stardate = 26 [[September 2019]]
| Featuring =
| Subject = [[Jacob Sockness]]
| Saga =
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
"_Kay This is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, and I- extend this message out to all the individuals who ha- who are actually not_ _ju_ all bark and no bite. Going to- wanting to intercept Jacob Socknes_s on his trip to Virginia, or to this point possibly back to California, cuz I'm pretty much gonna tell him the, uh, visit is off. I want you all to intercept, and talk with him. Thank [someone that is not Chris can be heard clearing their throat] you."

[Editor's Note: Underscores are the audio cutting out, and dashes are Chris cutting himself off to reword his statements.]

ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness

2019-09-26T14:40:13Z

DarkWestern: /* Transcript */

{{transcript}}

'''ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness''' is a mp3 audio file uploaded to [[Discord]] and posted by Chris on 26 [[September 2019]].

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|kyqUncTXxRg}}
| Stardate = 26 [[September 2019]]
| Featuring =
| Subject = [[Jacob Sockness]]
| Saga =
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
"_Kay This is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, and I- extend this message out to all the individuals who ha- who are actually not_ _ju_ all bark and no bite. Going to- wanting to intercept Jacob Socknes_s on his trip to Virginia, or to this point possibly back to California, cuz I'm pretty much got it some of the uh visit is all. I want you all to intercept, and talk with him. Thank [someone that is not Chris can be heard clearing their throat] you."

[Editor's Note: The underlined portion is my best estimate of what was said, but I am not confident that it's accurate. Underscores are the audio cutting out, and dashes are Chris cutting himself off to reword his statements.]

Jacob Sockness

2019-09-25T16:24:21Z

DarkWestern: Dollarses. Fixed.

{{quote|ONLY if he has lost [[Obesity|weight]] in that belly; [[:File:Sockness profile banner-min.png|his profile banner]] is Most unsettling to me.|Chris, [[Hypocrisy|criticizing Sockness]]<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1146446794005581824</ref>}}

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'''Jacob Sockness''' is a {{age|1983|4|1}}-year-old [[Chris]] fanatic from San Francisco, California, who emerged in mid-[[2018]]. Like Chris, he is [[autism|autistic]],<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC/comments/bl78bl/magichan_2_need_to_talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app Sockness admits he is autistic]</ref> receives a [[monthly tugboat]], [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|believes he is a god]],<ref>[http://archive.is/eg2Gq Sockness claims to be the Hindu god Ganesha, archived 16 July 2019]</ref> thinks he has [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic powers]] and has built an elaborate fantasy universe with over a dozen instalments which he believes [[Chris and reality|really exists]].<ref>[http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=1404026 Sockness's 19-volume series for sale on Lulu]</ref> From his habit of showering praise on Chris that would make [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kengle]] blush, it appeared that, like him, Sockness was another autistic [[white knight]], albeit an exceptional one for expressing his love and sexual attraction towards him. His more recent behaviour has indicated more [[ween|malicious]] intent behind his actions.

Sockness occasionally comments on Chris's tweets to court him or to support his delusions. However, most of his activities are based on his Twitter page, where he frequently makes graphic messages on his love for Chris, or else his personal [[Reddit|subreddit]], [https://old.reddit.com/r/Kidasuna r/Kidasuna], which he treats as a blog . He is also known to spread his message to other forums, most notably [[Reddit]] and [[Kiwi Farms]]. Occasionally, he would make videos dedicated to Chris in his [[YouTube]] account. Jacob has also appropriated Sonichu characters in his self-made pantheon of pagan, extraterrestrial spirits. In mid-[[2019]], he gained Chris's favor as the two agreed to work together financially following Chris's [[June 2019]] ban from [[eBay]], and achieved considerable influence over Chris's [[CWCville|own fantasy world]], as seen in [[Sonichu 14]]. The two have also expressed interest in meeting in person, to onlookers' alarm. Little has become of these plans since, as neither has [[monthly tugboat|adequate funding]] or willpower to overcome the geographic and [[slow-in-the-minds|other]] barriers to any [[Chris and business|business]] or [[homos|sundry]] affairs.

==Discovery==
[[Image:Jacob Sockness CWC poster.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Sockness posing next to a Sonichu Through the Years poster sold by Chris.]]
Jacob was discovered by chance by [[Kiwi Farms]] user [https://kiwifarms.net/members/neural.18444/ neural] while observing the [[weens|many]] [[A-log|users]] surrounding Chris's Twitter posts. After further digging, it was revealed that he also created a Kiwi Farms account under the name [https://kiwifarms.net/members/jacob-js.26961/ Jacob JS]. It was in his profile page where he accidentally doxxed himself by posting links to his [[Facebook]] page and Tumblr blogs that reveals his personal information. Like his polar opposite [[Michael Hirtes]], he is also a furry and lives in Section 8 housing with a [[tugboat]]. However, unlike Chris and Hirtes, Jacob is a dedicated [[Pmurt]] supporter, and indeed has embraced some far-right views. Unlike the [[Idea Guys]], who would fill Chris's mind with such themes just for their own amusement, Jacob seems to be genuine. Sockness also controls several sockpuppets to white-knight himself and converse with, who he claims they are different people; like Chris's [[Disguises|similar past attempts]], these are quite feeble and transparent.

While some of Chris's most diehard white knights are soon after their discovery exposed [[Jessica Quinn|as]] [[CWCProtectSquad|trolls]], Jacob initally showed no hatred or amusement from Chris's activities. Rather, he seemed to display a legitimate sense of love towards him. Evidence suggests that, besides finding a kindred spirit in a supernatural believer, he is also sexually attracted to [[tomgirl|transgender people]]. Ironically, despite Sockness's desire to father a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|child]] with Chris, he is unaware that Chris is already in a polygamist marriage and ended his [[Love Quest]].

== Motivations ==
[[Image:KinkAct.png|250px|left|thumb|Sockness states that his 'Chris kink', or erotic desires for Chris, are not genuine.]]

Before disappearing temporarily from the Internet in May 2019, Christorians could not discern Sockness's true motivations for his unusual behaviour. Unlike [[Sarah and Steve|many]] [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|previous]] [[Multidimensional White Knights|imitators]] of the [[Idea Guys]] pretending to belong to Chris's abortive [[Chris and his Ego|personality cult]], Jacob appeared to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] believer in [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]] after Chris. More recent evidence, however, shows that his feelings are not entirely earnest. At least, they are not consistent: Jacob's opinion on Chris has been known to flip-flop in his opinion on Chris from sexual love to outright cursing him.

In his Reddit account, Jacob had lurked around subreddits for [[virgin with rage|incels]], flirting with them. In his Twitter page, besides tweeting about arcane rituals and complaining about liberals, Jacob expresses his close love between a "sugar daddy", suggesting he is in a [[homos|gay relationship with an older, wealthier man]]. When Chris allowed Jacob access to his Twitter account on 11 July 2019, he boasted about it on [[Reddit]], even claiming that his sexual attraction to Chris was a facade. On 21 September 2019, when a [[white knight|concerned onlooker]] tried to warn Chris that Sockness was tantamount to an autistic [[Idea Guy]], Sockness embraced the charges of manipulation, justifying his actions as protecting Chris against other trolls.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-15-sockness-enabling-chriss-magi-chan-role-playing-luring-him-for-a-visit.59770/post-5361506 Dialogue between Sockness and onlooker]</ref>

[[Image:SocknessExplainsHimself.PNG|250px|right]]
==Interactions with Chris==

{{quote|The Sacred Shoes have samples of cat & doggy DNA. Looking for the Treasures of Heaven, a single hair from Christine's head to put into an amulet of serious power to manifest one's dreams. This is a divine experience.|Sockness<ref><s>https://twitter.com/darkseed2012/status/1107477177149251585</s> Deleted</ref>}}

Sockness has spent hundreds on buying items from Chris's [[eBay]], notably buying his old shoes for worshipping purposes. Eventually, Jacob got too retarded for even Chris to handle; Chris blocked him on [[Twitter]] on 31 January 2019. By 22 [[May 2019]], Jacob's YouTube channel was terminated, and his Twitter account seemed to have disappeared.

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[[Image:Followed.png|200px|right]]
Still, this would not be the end of Sockness's involvement with Chris; he would create a new Twitter account named Chris Kink. On 11 July 2019, while Chris was trying to raise funds to pay for a hotel room at the 2019 [[BronyCon]], troll [[SonichuMerch]] told Chris that Sockness might be interested in buying his bath water. Chris saw dollar signs and followed Sockness.

{{quote|The Sonichu merch guy told Chris I was interested in the buying some bath water. The guy doesn't know I have no money to buy it due to issues with Social Security in May. Even if I had the money, Chris has to follow some exact rules to creating what I need from him. I need him to make and bless some holy water with his juices in it.|Sockness explains why Chris started following him.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cbmq7m/chris_is_following_sockness_on_twitter/ethqxsd/</ref>}}

After establishing direct communication with Chris, on 14 July, Sockness tweeted that he would open a vendor account on [[eBay]] for Chris, acting as warehouse, clearing-house and middleman. Chris responded with gratitude.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-14-chris-will-circumvent-his-ebay-seller-ban-by-teaming-up-with-sockness.58419/ Twitter 7/14 - Chris will circumvent his Ebay seller ban by teaming up with Sockness]</ref> The next day, Chris re-tweeted a GoFundMe campaign by Sockness to raise $300, nominally as a ''shipping fund''.<ref>http://archive.fo/nkTcS</ref> As of [[September 2019]], Sockness has failed to restore Chris's access to eBay, which would be prohibited at any rate, though he has continued to set up GoFundMe pages for [[Chris and money|Chris's incidental expenses]], as when [[Son-chu|his car]] broke down and needed a thousand dollars worth of repairs.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Car is repaired but Chris needs cash (again)]]</ref>

[[File:JacobWhiteKnight.jpg|thumb|200px|left|White Knight Blue Heart.]]
[[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p15.jpg|thumb|200px|Jakoba, in [[Sonichu 14]].]]

Once Sockness had his foot in the door, he began talking to Chris about his own alternate dimension fantasies, further enabling Chris's delusional thoughts.

{{quote|Firstly, and mainly, I am not under Anyone’s Control. And second, I still support the Rokat and all the good peoples in Andromeda. I need to meditate further for more sound responses and thoughts. For now I will simply state that your research is valuable, indeed. Going silent.|Chris, addressing Sockness. He believes he is not under anyone's control while parroting Sockness's lore.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1154376923520352256</ref>}}

Chris featured Jakoba, an OC created by Sockness, in [[Sonichu 14]]. As Sockness put it: "She drew Jakoba, from one of mine when her CPU pals wanted to see the Rokat.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cgybzh/chris_drawing_with_his_awkward_pen_grip_while/euxv3zz/</ref>" For most of summer 2019, the two would interact relatively little, though other [[weens]] would try to push them closer together.<ref>[[Sarah and Steve]]</ref> In [[August 2019]], Chris, through his [[Magi-Chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, [[naïve]]ly dismissed Sockness's violent inclinations and approved the idea of him coming to visit.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-Chan responds to Sockness' violent tendencies]]</ref> Meanwhile, Sockness would complain on Reddit that [[Chris and work|Chris's laziness]] would delay the [[Dimensional Merge]] (or ''Merger'', as he calls it) practically for ever.<ref>[http://archive.is/CrUwb Sockness grumbles that Chris's laziness will protract the Merge until he is dead of old age]</ref>

 
On 7 [[September 2019]], Sockness fabricated a conversation between himself and [[Magi-chan]], whom Chris believed to be [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|possessing his body]] at the time, in which Sockness declared that he and Chris would need meet in person and marry for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to proceed. Though Chris affirmed thereafter that the counterfeit dialogue was [[TRUE and HONEST|trustworthy]] and [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for the funding to travel to California, he changed tactics within a few days, stating on Twitter that Chris, [[Chris and reality|in Magi-chan's body]], had arrived on the West Coast from 'behind the [[dimension]]al curtain',<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Longing for the Teen Troon Saga]]</ref> while Chris's body was safely in [[Virginia]]. Nevertheless, Chris remains interested in Sockness coming to visit him at [[14 Branchland Court|home]].<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris]]</ref>

As autumn 2019 began, months of casual on-line rôle-playing would come to a head: on 24 September, Sockness reported that he had bought train tickets to make the transcontinental trip to Chris.<ref>[https://archive.fo/vS8ac Sockness announces he has secured transport on Reddit]</ref> He made clear that his intent was both [[Chris and sex|sexual]] and [[Chris and violence|violent]] on Reddit, comparing his plans for Chris's rear to Germany's devastation by Allied bombs during [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|the War]].<ref>[http://archive.is/kGTRi Sockness: 'I'll just destroy her ass like carpeting bombing Germany in WWII. It'll be in flaming ruin.']</ref> It remains to be seen whether Sockness's autistic machinations will enjoy any success.

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Talk:Bob Walks In

2019-09-20T16:17:30Z

DarkWestern: Bob should have cut the internet down

I need to ask BlueSpike about this but IIRC, I believe Chris was doing these chats on his PS3, since he has Skype on that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:55, 10 May 2009 (CEST)
*And it turns out he was actually on his computer for that. So yeah, he was spanking it in his kitchen/living room. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:57, 10 May 2009 (CEST)

Damn, people thought Chris woke Bob up? Who do you think was calling during those chats? And why do you think Bob was going on about getting "crazy damned calls" about killing himself on YouTube? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:18, 10 May 2009 (CEST)

==Post Walk In Chat==
This needs to be posted as well. It's notable in that even though it seems like Chris has no shame, Chris mentions how he described what he did with Julie "without using the word masturbation" to his mother presumably out of shame. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:34, 10 May 2009 (CEST)

==In the buff?==

Do we know if Chis was nude when Bob walked in, or that he saw his bent duck for sure? --[[User:Decrumpit|Decrumpit]] 21:07, 27 October 2009 (CET)

==What if...?==

At this stage of his life, Chris was actually salvageable, what if Bob actually had called their ISP and cut his internet down? Chris might actually be a semi functioning human being these days. Imagine if all the sagas after this simply never occured. This is a good example of many glaring examples of Chris' long term damage from shitty parenting.

Talk:CopperCab

2019-09-18T19:30:12Z

DarkWestern: misquote fixed

Under "Brief history of Sonichu and Destruction of Chris's House"
"Chris: Uh, yeah, the megazords, and the, hmm, the [here he appears to say '''pitso brick creations'''? I have no idea what that is, if another user does please edit this.] they melted up there."

I'd bet dollars to donuts he is saying '''pixel brick creations''' though I cannot confirm and won't edit till I can confirm. it would be a strange structure if I did anyway. "the, hmm, the '''pixel brick creations''' they melted up there." Surely some punctuation would be needed. I haven't reviewed the audio, but that's my guess.
[[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 18:58, 18 September 2019 (UTC)

Talk:CopperCab

2019-09-18T18:58:54Z

DarkWestern: pitso brick creations

Under "Brief history of Sonichu and Destruction of Chris's House"
"Chris: Uh, yeah, the megazords, and the, hmm, the [here he appears to say '''pitso brick creations'''? I have no idea what that is, if another user does please edit this.] they melted up there."

I'd bet dollars to donuts he is saying '''pixel brick creations''' though I cannot confirm and won't edit till I can confirm. it would be a strange structure if I did anyway. "the, hmm, the '''pixel bricks''' they melted up there." Surely some punctuation would be needed. I haven't reviewed the audio, but that's my guess.
[[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 18:58, 18 September 2019 (UTC)

Talk:Liquid Chris

2019-08-29T21:00:14Z

DarkWestern: /* The Final Fight fan video */

Okay, we need to separate the facts from the trolling. The joke is hilarious, but we are a wiki. At some point, we have to provide info. I gave it shot. Still needs moar pictures. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 05:49, 27 July 2009 (CEST)

----

This is just personal opinion and it's obviously going to be hard to entirely wind the gears backwards with this joke, but I think that a good way to reuse this joke when it inevitably runs its course would be to act like Chris-chan has died and that the mimic is merely assuming his place to fill the gap he would leave in all our hearts, and taking over the reigns on Sonichu in his honor. I can only imagine how Chris-chan would react to that. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 03:44, 30 July 2009 (CEST)

A bit esoteric for my taste, but a decent idea. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 01:00, 1 August 2009 (CEST)

----

Suggestion for the lulz: Both CWC's are TRUE and HONEST, except CChanSonichuCWC is from an alternate dimension where his parents died early, and he ended up adopted by a family that taught him about social interaction, basic hygiene, and got him professional help for his autism; so he ended up becoming eccentric-but-lovable.

Or else they're both clones from the Les Enfants Autistcs program and Chris-chan just got the short end of the gene stick (will Chris start aging early? Will CChanSonichuCWC get his arm cut off and then grafted onto Clyde Cash and take over Clyde's mind?). [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 23:18, 4 August 2009 (CEST)

==Liquid Chris==
When is it appropriate to label CChanSonichuCWC as "Liquid" Chris? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 06:20, 5 August 2009 (CEST)
*To differentiate from Solid Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:20, 5 August 2009 (CEST)
**Cute. [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 06:25, 5 August 2009 (CEST)
*** We need a Solidus as well then--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 01:34, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
**** I vote [http://www.commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/ David Gonterman]. He's older than both of them, has many of the same properties, such as: he makes horrendous barely-changed-from-original-material comics and (fan)fiction (if you're a masochist, check out his [http://daveykinsfoxfire.deviantart.com DeviantART account] or google "Scarlet Foxfire"), can't draw or write to save his life, persists relentlessly despite his lack of talent, was trolled mercilessly in his prime, most likely fat and has brown hair and glasses (if that one picture floating around of him is real), and has had some 'sweetheart' troubles in the past (though not as many as CWC, but there was LilMarcieMouse, who apparently was much younger than him) .. we can always joke that "David Gonterman" is just an assumed name like how Solidus was "George Sears" ...oh, and he has the delusion that he can somehow make it commercially ''any day now''. [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 21:42, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
***** It is a good match but the said person has to be connected to Solid and Liquid.Plus we need
the rest of the cast as well.
Eva-
Otacon-
Akiba-
Meryl-
etc.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 07:13, 7 August 2009 (CEST)
* I know it was a real tenuous connection and in retrospect it makes no sense, but it was worth a shot, lol. [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 20:23, 7 August 2009 (CEST)
::I thought it was obvious that Solidus Chris goes by the name "George W. Bush". [[User:Fat Nigger|Fat Nigger]] 07:00, 14 August 2009 (CEST)

==Identity Theft==
Chris's hissy-fit on this issue is made all the worse by his insistence that someone wearing similar clothing and mimicking your speech impediment counts as "identity theft." I don't know much on the subject, but maybe this sign of Chris's irrational jealousy could be incorporated somehow?[[User:CDiddles|CDiddles]] 18:34, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
*Imposter Chris is just angry that the REAL AND HONEST chris is everything he wishes to be.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 21:41, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
*Actually, does anyone know if Liquid Chris has done any kind of action whatsoever that can be considered illegal? --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 02:20, 10 August 2009 (CEST)
**Under the premise of parody, Chris can't accuse of libel. Besides Liquid's impersonation only portraits the good qualities that Chris "possesses", so it could be perjudicial to him to say "Stop that man! He is potraying me as a normal, productive member of society!". --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 05:40, 10 August 2009 (CEST)
::*This. Seriously, Liquid is doing Chris a favor, bringing credit to the Christian Weston Chandler name and Chris could be using this as an opportunity to tell trolls to troll the real CWC. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:31, 10 August 2009 (CEST)

==Separate Pages for Liquid's video==
While this is normally a site dedicated to the antics of Ian Brandon Anderson (erronously CWC), I think it might be useful have separate pages for CChanSonichuCWC's videos from the CWCivil War (the early videos we can just briefly mention or link to, that is pre-Ian). However, I'd like some feedback first before starting anything. Any thoughts? I suggest this since Liquid is to the best of my knowledge the first troll who has released a series of videos to which Chris has responded to (as opposed to just IMing Chris or making videos that, while my notable individuals, are not addressed by Chris or making videos that are popular involving Chris but Chris is not aware of).

Also, since I have a feeling Liquid might be deleting his videos as he's going to [[Redmond]], I'll have to ask the TheCWCvilleLibrary Archivist if she can archive Liquid's videos for posterity. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:09, 16 August 2009 (CEST)

*Liquid has just released his second video since his disappearance. If Chris reacts to it and the new video gets included, this page is going to get cluttered as new developments continue. I think the best thing to do would be to have this page be simply about CChanSonichuCWC the man, with two or three separate pages giving accounts of the various sub-sagas (Pre-Ian CWCivil War, Ian and the SingStar Challenge, and The Return of the King or whatever). Then on this page, there can be a few sections that give a brief summary of those events and then link to those main pages. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 05:46, 22 October 2009 (CEST)

==Idea here==

We should convince Chris-chan that CChanSonichuCWC was mistaking him for a different person who really WAS named Ian Brandon Anderson all along, and that the TRUE and REAL Ian has indeed kidnapped him. If anything I'd love to see how Chris would react to that, if at all. [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 02:28, 17 August 2009 (CEST)

== Rewrite ==

With everything that happened in the second half of the Liquid Saga, this page could really use a rewrite.

Maybe a name change as well. "Liquid Chris" flows off the tounge much better than "CChanSonichuCWC". I mean, Vivian Gee isn't known by her YouTube screen name. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:49, 18 November 2009 (CET)

Agreed. I don't know how to rename shit, but I can update the article --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:26, 21 November 2009 (CET)

*I'm starting to consider a renaming as well. When the article was first created (I think I created it), I had no idea what to call it as the "Liquid" differentiation wasn't coined yet or at least not yet caught on, but since the Liquid Chris name has indeed caught on and any troll will know what you're talking about. Thoughts, people? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:18, 27 November 2009 (CET)

*Yeah, it would suit me fine, it seems to have become the conventional usage. "Liquid Chris" is easier to type when you're linking to it, too. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 00:56, 27 November 2009 (CET)

*I'm working on a rewrite here, the whole page is pretty garbled, especially by the pretty clear standards of CWCki. should we start using collapsible templates to sort shit out? (namely videos, but there are other places that would benefit too...) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:11, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

== Showdown phone call ==

Would there be any objection to moving the showdown phone call to it's own page? Now that we've got a lot of phone calls on this wiki I was thinking about giving the showdown phone call it's own page and sprucing up the transcript. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 00:41, 8 December 2009 (CET)
*Sure. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:22, 8 December 2009 (CET)

==This article kind of sucks==
I just noticed that this article doesn't really explain who exactly Liquid Chris is, how he trolled Chris, the SingStar Challenge, etc. in any but the most general terms. Most of the length of the article is devoted to "theories" and a chatlog. I wasn't into the trolling scene at the time, and have no knowledge of the source material, so while the motto of a wiki is "so improve it, dumbass," I think I'm unqualified for the task. --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 03:17, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

===REWRITE COMMENCING===
New subheadings are in place for the basic parts of the Liquid Saga. Please help flesh them out with details, pictures, citations, quotes, etc. The [[Kacey]] article needs to be reorganized, too, because that part of the saga is big enough to warrant a separate page. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:11, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:It's already looking much better, g'job --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 02:43, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== Why was "Theory" moved into the fan namespace? ==

I am not angry, I just want some rationale.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:51, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

*It's long and not very encyclopedic. Only the first of the six bullets is actually legit; the rest are basically fan-fic (interesting, but pulled out of somebody's ass). Parallel Dimension? Government Experiment?

:One of the big criticisms of this article was how much filler it had vs. categorized info about Liquid and the events around him. As we flesh out the story, that first bullet will be explained elsewhere. The rest of the "Theories" might otherwise just get deleted, and I thought they were fun enough to keep around. Thoughts? --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 01:59, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

==So is this true? He has cancer?==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23PEkdDE7VM&feature=player_embedded

[[user:shawths|shawths]]

Or am I being a total new fag?

:He did have cancer, though it appears to be in remission, since he is clearly not going through chemo right now. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:59, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
::Check the elbows at 4:03. His left arm is significantly shorter than his right. You can see it in other shots but it's most obvious there. I asked a med school friend, she said that they probably dealt with his cancer by removing a chunk of bone and pinning his arm back together.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:59, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
*Poor Chris...I can barely imagine the things he had to go through :( ... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 23:22, 16 June 2010 (EST)

Truly he is the anti-chris. Funny, intelligent, talented, and he doesn't let a potentially crippling medical problem get in his way. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:36, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

== Does this image go in the article? ==

[[File:Thank You, Kate.jpg]]

"Name-stealing" AND "Document-counterfeiting"?! Yeah, we know he'd been a tard on this issue, but this time he tries to [[retcon]] [[reality]] to show that Liquid was "[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment put to rest behind jail bars]". ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And 2000 hours community service on top of that].) Unless this image never referred to Liquid after all... --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 15:38, 26 September 2010 (PDT)

== Liquid Q&A ==

The [[Ivy Q&A]] has been on the CWCki for some time, but the [http://789chan.org/L/res/3254.html Liquid and Kacey Q&A] has not even though it was done months ago. Is there a reason it hasn't been added yet? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 09:35, 28 July 2011 (PDT)

== Edit to Current Situation?==
Since Liquid Chris seems to no longer be part of the trolling, no one even pretends to pretend he's the real Chris, and Ian Brandon Anderson got edited because the meme was considered stale, shouldn't this be redone to show explicitly how Liquid Chris trolled CWC?Or is it a [[RyanClash]] thing where its just considered 'better' to have it be in-troll? Pretty spergy of me, I know, but just something that's been nawwing at me for a while.--[[User:Scherzo|Scherzo]] 17:24, 12 August 2011 (PDT)
*It's a wiki. You're bound to find Aspergers out the wazoo. I say keep it as it is. The Ian stuff is only when in the context of the saga which is a good indicator for chronology and stuff. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 06:22, 14 August 2011 (PDT)
*The CWCki is pretty much in-universe - from Chris's point of view, Liquid was an impostor. Pretty much keep it as is.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:52, 14 August 2011 (PDT)
**Ahh, so part of it is just to annoy Chris? I can see that. Sorry for being a bit anal.--[[User:Scherzo|Scherzo]] 17:41, 14 August 2011 (PDT)

== Dead link ==

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* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V1gEjtmm9M
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--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:16, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== Truth ==
Should the fact that Liquid is Jon from Simplyspoons be added or should it remain a secret since Chris reads the cwcki? [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 18:54, 4 November 2011 (PDT)
:The CWCki isn't about the truth. It's told from Chris' point of view. I think the general consensus was that the "truth" ruins the story, so for the sake of being interesting, who people "really" are is unnecessary. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 18:57, 4 November 2011 (PDT)

Actually, Liquid is Jon's brother Chris. I recently read some interviews/Q&As with Liquid and Kacey. I noticed that Kacey mentioned 'My Chris' a few times, [http://789chan.org/L/res/3254.html and in this one] mentioned Jon wanting to be Liquid. I was quite confused but I did a bit of research and found that contrary to popular belief, it was Chris who played Liquid. If you look at [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXRrTBx_XmU&feature=plcp early videos like this one], you can see them together. They look very similar. Chris's full story is featured in the video [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23PEkdDE7VM 'Changing the World']. 18:31, 6 November 2012 (PST)

== Where is Liquid Chris now? ==

Whatever happened to this troll? Did he become an hero or man up and put this all behind him through hypnosis?

Also, all the youtube vid links on this discussion page are private or unavailable.
--[[User:Hunters108|Hunters108]] ([[User talk:Hunters108|talk]]) 01:56, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

* The videos are already archived on a library channel, assuming they are about videos uploaded by Liquid Chris. Also, he's still alive and married to Kacey. I don't need to explain their marriage, thanks. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 13:51, 20 June 2014 (UTC)

* Apologies for the necrobump, but is this really Liquid?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqQ8iRVDCEko9C5bD4L-skA
There's a guy and a girl in the streams who sound remarkably similar to Liquid and Kacey. --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 21:38, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

== Saga playlist? ==

So, I'm really new (to Chris and especially the cwcki), and I don't know if I'm putting this in the right spot, but is there a way we can put all of the liquid saga videos into one playlist? I think that would be beneficial if someone wanted to observe events how they happened chronologically, especially since there was a lot of back and forth between solid and liquid. It's possible to watch them chronologically, but as of right now it takes a lot of extra effort figuring out what video was next. --[[User:Scootpooter|Scootpooter]] ([[User talk:Scootpooter|talk]]) 17:59, 23 November 2015 (UTC)

== The Final Fight fan video ==

So, IBAClydeCash made a fan video trilogy called ''The Final Fight''. The first video was apparently removed because Youtube though it was promoting bullying or harassment, and it appears no one has archived it (all the existing IBAClydeCash playlists lack that video) nor downloaded it to reupload. Does anyone here know the details about that video? --[[User:Makuchi|Makuchi]] ([[User talk:Makuchi|talk]]) 6:10, 16 February 2018 (UTC)

I found an old "Vidmoon" account with a couple videos by IBAClydeCash which do not appear on his YouTube account.
https://vidoops.com/channel/youtube:UCYm3Ia0_4AeqA2KL2q0Op5Q [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 21:00, 29 August 2019 (UTC)

User:DarkWestern

2019-08-23T01:13:59Z

DarkWestern: Some pics to substantiate claims. Nothing big, ignore plz.

{{infobox
| title = DarkWestern
| image = [[Image:DWimage.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = DarkWestern
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = LightWestern
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 19 November 1984 (age {{age|1984|19|11}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label11 = Occupations
|data11 = Mediocre YouTuber Corporate Security Specialist
|label12 = Alignment
|data12 = Chaotic Neutral 
}}

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:DWFace.jpeg|100px]]</div>

{{Americunt}} {{JERK}}{{Straight}}{{ClassicChris}}
{{White}} {{LiquidChris}}{{Desi}}{{Jerkop}}

== About DarkWestern ==

This is the user page for DarkWestern, a mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.

[http://www.youtube.com/DarkWestern DW on YouTube] and [http://www.twitter.com/DarkWestern DW on Twitter]

DarkWestern's ties to [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/4-cent_garbage.com 4Chan] can be found online as early as 2006, but his first visit is lost to time. Shortly after finding 4Chan as an endless source of entertainment and lulz, DW started noticing the occasional post about "Sonichu" and this crazy guy who seemed angry all the time. Having quickly embraced 4Chan as an endless source of autism, DW simply ignored him and moved on. Surely Chris was just the typical 4Channer with nothing special enough to stand out. It wouldn't be till many years later that DW would finally decide to learn about CWC, and was shocked to find that he was one of the thousands who found CWC interesting, and puzzling. DW feels disappointed to have such a gap in Christory, and was busy trolling elsewhere on 4Chan during the time. What a missed opportunity. He now spends his days at work clicking on Random Page, and learning everything which was missed.

What was it about this man had made so many thousands seek out information on him? A question we surely have all asked ourselves at some point. The pursuit of knowledge? The psychology behind him, and his trolls? The long term effects of cyber bullying and unregulated internet use? DW may never know the answer to that, but is sitting on the sidelines with a big tub of popcorn waiting to see what happens next.

== Chris Chan and DarkWestern ==

DarkWestern recorded an unboxing of the autographed photo of Chris Chan titled
[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2018_Sales_Listings "Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga"]
which DW overpayed Chris Chan for.

[[File:IBAvariant.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAvariant.png]]

[[File:IBAebay.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAebay.png]]

{{quote|Thanks, Christine! Enjoy some Legos or Transformers on me!|DarkWestern}}

The unboxing video!

[[File:YouTubeunbox.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0ZNkxnwYY|This links to the video, duh.]]

This Variant autographed photo <s>does not appear to have</s> has made it into the CWCki, and <s>is not listed under the Autographed Photos page</s> has recently been added to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autographed_Photos Autographed Photos page]

[[File:RecentlyAdded.png|900px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:RecentlyAdded.png]]

==Sprung Article Quest==

DarkWestern decided that it would be quite fun to own physical copies of magazines that were stupid enough to actually publish letters from Chris so he could frame them. He got the Shojo Beat magazine, which led to him realizing the CWCki page was missing a few words, and added them, and he bought the Nintendo Power with the Animal Crossing documentary, but was stumped when it came to the Sprung article.
DW realized that there was not enough information on the CWCki to find it, and there should be, and thus the quest began.

"The current mission is to find the exact issue, and page of the Nintendo Power containing Chris' letter regarding [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sprung Sprung]. It's been narrowed down to the March/April 2004 issues of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine Nintendo Power Magazine], and the physical copies are in the mail. It is suspected that it may be in a later issue than March/April 2004, possibly 2005...

This is all we have so far. Even this very CWCki has not the exact origins of the article."

[[File:CWCSprung2.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung2.jpg]]

Update 5/9/2019

DW was convinced that it had to be issue 178, or 179, and hastily purchased them from eBay. This is the entry after they arrived in the mail and the article was not in either issue.

"As it turns out, neither issue of Nintendo Power [ 178-179 ] which were purchased on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EBay eBay] contain the Sprung article. DW is now fairly convinced that the article is within Nintendo Power issue 190, but is broke AF right now, and issue 190 is on the shopping list."

Update 5/14/2019

DarkWestern by pure happenstance comes across Sonichu's News Dash #8's picture of the open magazine, and notices the extremely small writing in the corner which points out all the information needed to find the article, and posts the following.

"The Sprung article quest is finally over! It began so long before this user page was created. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash Sonichu's News Dash] Issue #8 has all but confirmed any suspicions regarding the Sprung article's exact location. DW is awaiting a copy of 190 in the mail to 'super confirm' it.
Once it arrives in the mail, and DW can 'super confirm' that everything is correct, DW plans to make micro-edits to the articles regarding Sprung which have incorrect information.

Here is the picture with Chris Chan's handwriting specifying the year, month, issue, page, and correcting Nintendo Power writers of where his location is."

[[File:CWCSprung.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

Update 5/22/2019 END

DW obtains a physical copy of Nintendo Power #190. It is now 'super confirmed' to be #190. The article in question is on pages 8 and 9. This concludes the Sprung Article Quest.

Final Thoughts on the Sprung Quest

So, now that the exact source of the article has been located, and 'super confirmed' the quest is over for DarkWestern. It was a difficult task for DW to actually locate, because none of the pages included the source of the article, not even the main Sprung page simply stated it. Ultimately all the hard work was pretty pointless considering the Sonichu's News Dash literally had the information hidden in plain sight on the photo of the page in question. DarkWestern feels accomplished with his quest completed, and can resume clicking on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Random Random Page] all day at his security guard post.

==Schizotypal personality disorder theory==

DW realized Chris' antics had skyrocketed far beyond simple autism and started doing some research. The result was that Chris may be suffering from something called Schizotypal personality disorder. Here are some of the symptoms which may sound familiar.

Being a loner and lacking close friends outside of the immediate family

Peculiar, eccentric or unusual thinking, beliefs or mannerisms

Dressing in peculiar ways, such as appearing unkempt or wearing oddly matched clothes

Belief in special powers, such as mental telepathy or superstitions

Unusual perceptions, such as sensing an absent person's presence or having illusions

Peculiar style of speech, such as vague or unusual patterns of speaking, or rambling oddly during conversations

[ Not sure how to leave a proper citation, but the list was taken from https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizotypal-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20353919 ]

DW firmly believes Chris must be suffering from PTSP. It is also uncertain at this point what this may mean, but DW thinks it deserves a mention as a theory.

==DW & Sarah and Steve==

DarkWestern had been in contact with Sarah and Steve to some extent, and was given permission to reveal their TRUE and HONEST thoughts through DM's on Twitter [7/26/2019] as shown below.

When asked if they'd funded Chris' Bronycon trip, they replied: 
[[File:Sarah_and_steve001.jpeg|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sarah_and_steve001.jpeg]]

DarkWestern had informed them that the CWCki [ possibly now revised ] claimed they were the source of the $600 donation to fund his 2019 trip, and below is their reply, which also inadvertently reveals their entire Chris Chan budget since meeting him. 
[[File:Sarah_and_steve002.jpeg|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sarah_and_steve002.jpeg]]

And finally, to source these claims, this is the CWCki's report of their spending. They donated at least $300~$400 to Chris through Patreon, and were not responsible for the CWCKi's claim of $600 funding for Bronycon, as highlighted below with circles.

[[File:Incorrect.png|800px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Incorrect.png]]

Assuming their claims are TRUE and HONEST, their total spending on Chris would be $300 for the Switch, and $300~$400 through Patron, totaling somewhere between $600 and $700, and not $1,000 as credited above.

==Fun Facts About DarkWestern==

DarkWestern has added a few missing words from the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Shoujo_Beat Shojo Beat] article containing one of Chris' letters.

DarkWestern has physical copies of every mainstream book/magazine published which contained an article Chris sent in.

[[File:physicalmedia.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:physicalmedia.png]]

DarkWestern's artist girlfriend also made him a Sonichu medallion despite how [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism autistic] such a request was.

[[File:Counterfeitmedallion.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Counterfeitmedallion.png]]

DarkWestern foolishly gave Chris $100 for Lego's and Transformers by purchasing an autograph.

DarkWestern has over 10 years on YouTube, and barely 1,500 followers.

DarkWestern loves Liquid Chris content because it was the least harmful, and most entertaining of the trolls in Christory.

DarkWestern proved that Chris does read his Twitter replies.

[[File:ProofChrisReads.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:ProofChrisReads.jpg]]

File:Counterfeitmedallion.png

2019-08-23T01:11:51Z

DarkWestern: fake sonichu medallion

== Summary ==
fake sonichu medallion

File:Physicalmedia.png

2019-08-23T01:08:35Z

DarkWestern: User:DarkWestern proof of physical media

== Summary ==
User:DarkWestern proof of physical media

Talk:Shojo Beat

2019-08-23T00:30:57Z

DarkWestern: Mistake, or unknown meme?

Should we just crop the image so we can use the relevant parts? --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 23:11, 30 January 2011 (PST)

== Thanks ==

Thanks for the cleanup. I think this is a nice result.--[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 06:46, 1 February 2011 (PST)

== I'm not sure if the tone of the lead section is NPOV ==

I can't help but feel that the lead section of this article takes a nasty feminist perspective. I understand that the response to Chris's letter assumes this angle, but Chris didn't write anything particularly unreasonable, and for a wiki that tries to be [[Honest Content|neutral and unbiased]], this seems antagonistic. I'd appreciate any advice on improving it. -[[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 11:24, 16 September 2014 (UTC)
:Never mind, I did it myself. -[[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 14:58, 16 September 2014 (UTC)
::Thanks for removing unnecessary bashing for this article. Keep it up. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 07:06, 19 September 2014 (UTC)

It's called "Shojo Beat" Is this some meme I'm unaware of by adding a U? Is it the British "unnecessary vowels" thing? I'm literally holding the very copy containing Chris' article, and it reads "Shojo Beat" [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 00:30, 23 August 2019 (UTC)

User:DarkWestern

2019-08-17T14:19:19Z

DarkWestern: Just more Sarah_And_Steve corrections to Christory, and the CWCki.

{{infobox
| title = DarkWestern
| image = [[Image:DWimage.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = DarkWestern
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = LightWestern
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 19 November 1984 (age {{age|1984|19|11}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label11 = Occupations
|data11 = Mediocre YouTuber Corporate Security Specialist
|label12 = Alignment
|data12 = Chaotic Neutral 
}}

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:DWFace.jpeg|100px]]</div>

{{Americunt}} {{JERK}}{{Straight}}{{ClassicChris}}
{{White}} {{LiquidChris}}{{Desi}}{{Jerkop}}

== About DarkWestern ==

This is the user page for DarkWestern, a mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.

[http://www.youtube.com/DarkWestern DW on YouTube] and [http://www.twitter.com/DarkWestern DW on Twitter]

DarkWestern's ties to [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/4-cent_garbage.com 4Chan] can be found online as early as 2006, but his first visit is lost to time. Shortly after finding 4Chan as an endless source of entertainment and lulz, DW started noticing the occasional post about "Sonichu" and this crazy guy who seemed angry all the time. Having quickly embraced 4Chan as an endless source of autism, DW simply ignored him and moved on. Surely Chris was just the typical 4Channer with nothing special enough to stand out. It wouldn't be till many years later that DW would finally decide to learn about CWC, and was shocked to find that he was one of the thousands who found CWC interesting, and puzzling. DW feels disappointed to have such a gap in Christory, and was busy trolling elsewhere on 4Chan during the time. What a missed opportunity. He now spends his days at work clicking on Random Page, and learning everything which was missed.

What was it about this man had made so many thousands seek out information on him? A question we surely have all asked ourselves at some point. The pursuit of knowledge? The psychology behind him, and his trolls? The long term effects of cyber bullying and unregulated internet use? DW may never know the answer to that, but is sitting on the sidelines with a big tub of popcorn waiting to see what happens next.

== Chris Chan and DarkWestern ==

DarkWestern recorded an unboxing of the autographed photo of Chris Chan titled
[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2018_Sales_Listings "Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga"]
which DW overpayed Chris Chan for.

[[File:IBAvariant.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAvariant.png]]

[[File:IBAebay.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAebay.png]]

{{quote|Thanks, Christine! Enjoy some Legos or Transformers on me!|DarkWestern}}

The unboxing video!

[[File:YouTubeunbox.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0ZNkxnwYY|This links to the video, duh.]]

This Variant autographed photo <s>does not appear to have</s> has made it into the CWCki, and <s>is not listed under the Autographed Photos page</s> has recently been added to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autographed_Photos Autographed Photos page]

[[File:RecentlyAdded.png|900px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:RecentlyAdded.png]]

==Sprung Article Quest==

DarkWestern decided that it would be quite fun to own physical copies of magazines that were stupid enough to actually publish letters from Chris so he could frame them. He got the Shojo Beat magazine, which led to him realizing the CWCki page was missing a few words, and added them, and he bought the Nintendo Power with the Animal Crossing documentary, but was stumped when it came to the Sprung article.
DW realized that there was not enough information on the CWCki to find it, and there should be, and thus the quest began.

"The current mission is to find the exact issue, and page of the Nintendo Power containing Chris' letter regarding [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sprung Sprung]. It's been narrowed down to the March/April 2004 issues of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine Nintendo Power Magazine], and the physical copies are in the mail. It is suspected that it may be in a later issue than March/April 2004, possibly 2005...

This is all we have so far. Even this very CWCki has not the exact origins of the article."

[[File:CWCSprung2.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung2.jpg]]

Update 5/9/2019

DW was convinced that it had to be issue 178, or 179, and hastily purchased them from eBay. This is the entry after they arrived in the mail and the article was not in either issue.

"As it turns out, neither issue of Nintendo Power [ 178-179 ] which were purchased on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EBay eBay] contain the Sprung article. DW is now fairly convinced that the article is within Nintendo Power issue 190, but is broke AF right now, and issue 190 is on the shopping list."

Update 5/14/2019

DarkWestern by pure happenstance comes across Sonichu's News Dash #8's picture of the open magazine, and notices the extremely small writing in the corner which points out all the information needed to find the article, and posts the following.

"The Sprung article quest is finally over! It began so long before this user page was created. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash Sonichu's News Dash] Issue #8 has all but confirmed any suspicions regarding the Sprung article's exact location. DW is awaiting a copy of 190 in the mail to 'super confirm' it.
Once it arrives in the mail, and DW can 'super confirm' that everything is correct, DW plans to make micro-edits to the articles regarding Sprung which have incorrect information.

Here is the picture with Chris Chan's handwriting specifying the year, month, issue, page, and correcting Nintendo Power writers of where his location is."

[[File:CWCSprung.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

Update 5/22/2019 END

DW obtains a physical copy of Nintendo Power #190. It is now 'super confirmed' to be #190. The article in question is on pages 8 and 9. This concludes the Sprung Article Quest.

Final Thoughts on the Sprung Quest

So, now that the exact source of the article has been located, and 'super confirmed' the quest is over for DarkWestern. It was a difficult task for DW to actually locate, because none of the pages included the source of the article, not even the main Sprung page simply stated it. Ultimately all the hard work was pretty pointless considering the Sonichu's News Dash literally had the information hidden in plain sight on the photo of the page in question. DarkWestern feels accomplished with his quest completed, and can resume clicking on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Random Random Page] all day at his security guard post.

==Schizotypal personality disorder theory==

DW realized Chris' antics had skyrocketed far beyond simple autism and started doing some research. The result was that Chris may be suffering from something called Schizotypal personality disorder. Here are some of the symptoms which may sound familiar.

Being a loner and lacking close friends outside of the immediate family

Peculiar, eccentric or unusual thinking, beliefs or mannerisms

Dressing in peculiar ways, such as appearing unkempt or wearing oddly matched clothes

Belief in special powers, such as mental telepathy or superstitions

Unusual perceptions, such as sensing an absent person's presence or having illusions

Peculiar style of speech, such as vague or unusual patterns of speaking, or rambling oddly during conversations

[ Not sure how to leave a proper citation, but the list was taken from https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizotypal-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20353919 ]

DW firmly believes Chris must be suffering from PTSP. It is also uncertain at this point what this may mean, but DW thinks it deserves a mention as a theory.

==DW & Sarah and Steve==

DarkWestern had been in contact with Sarah and Steve to some extent, and was given permission to reveal their TRUE and HONEST thoughts through DM's on Twitter [7/26/2019] as shown below.

When asked if they'd funded Chris' Bronycon trip, they replied: 
[[File:Sarah_and_steve001.jpeg|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sarah_and_steve001.jpeg]]

DarkWestern had informed them that the CWCki [ possibly now revised ] claimed they were the source of the $600 donation to fund his 2019 trip, and below is their reply, which also inadvertently reveals their entire Chris Chan budget since meeting him. 
[[File:Sarah_and_steve002.jpeg|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sarah_and_steve002.jpeg]]

And finally, to source these claims, this is the CWCki's report of their spending. They donated at least $300~$400 to Chris through Patreon, and were not responsible for the CWCKi's claim of $600 funding for Bronycon, as highlighted below with circles.

[[File:Incorrect.png|800px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Incorrect.png]]

Assuming their claims are TRUE and HONEST, their total spending on Chris would be $300 for the Switch, and $300~$400 through Patron, totaling somewhere between $600 and $700, and not $1,000 as credited above.

==Fun Facts About DarkWestern==

DarkWestern has added a few missing words from the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Shoujo_Beat Shojo Beat] article containing one of Chris' letters.

DarkWestern has physical copies of every mainstream book/magazine published which contained an article Chris sent in.

DarkWestern's artist girlfriend also made him a Sonichu medallion despite how [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism autistic] such a request was.

DarkWestern foolishly gave Chris $100 for Lego's and Transformers by purchasing an autograph.

DarkWestern has over 10 years on YouTube, and barely 1,500 followers.

DarkWestern loves Liquid Chris content because it was the least harmful, and most entertaining of the trolls in Christory.

DarkWestern proved that Chris does read his Twitter replies.

[[File:ProofChrisReads.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:ProofChrisReads.jpg]]

File:Incorrect.png

2019-08-17T14:06:28Z

DarkWestern: Incorrect information on sarah_and_steve for DW's profile.

== Summary ==
Incorrect information on sarah_and_steve for DW's profile.

User:DarkWestern

2019-08-17T14:02:40Z

DarkWestern: Added Sarah_And_Steve DM's regarding funding to Bronycon.

{{infobox
| title = DarkWestern
| image = [[Image:DWimage.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = DarkWestern
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = LightWestern
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 19 November 1984 (age {{age|1984|19|11}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label11 = Occupations
|data11 = Mediocre YouTuber Corporate Security Specialist
|label12 = Alignment
|data12 = Chaotic Neutral 
}}

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:DWFace.jpeg|100px]]</div>

{{Americunt}} {{JERK}}{{Straight}}{{ClassicChris}}
{{White}} {{LiquidChris}}{{Desi}}{{Jerkop}}

== About DarkWestern ==

This is the user page for DarkWestern, a mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.

[http://www.youtube.com/DarkWestern DW on YouTube] and [http://www.twitter.com/DarkWestern DW on Twitter]

DarkWestern's ties to [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/4-cent_garbage.com 4Chan] can be found online as early as 2006, but his first visit is lost to time. Shortly after finding 4Chan as an endless source of entertainment and lulz, DW started noticing the occasional post about "Sonichu" and this crazy guy who seemed angry all the time. Having quickly embraced 4Chan as an endless source of autism, DW simply ignored him and moved on. Surely Chris was just the typical 4Channer with nothing special enough to stand out. It wouldn't be till many years later that DW would finally decide to learn about CWC, and was shocked to find that he was one of the thousands who found CWC interesting, and puzzling. DW feels disappointed to have such a gap in Christory, and was busy trolling elsewhere on 4Chan during the time. What a missed opportunity. He now spends his days at work clicking on Random Page, and learning everything which was missed.

What was it about this man had made so many thousands seek out information on him? A question we surely have all asked ourselves at some point. The pursuit of knowledge? The psychology behind him, and his trolls? The long term effects of cyber bullying and unregulated internet use? DW may never know the answer to that, but is sitting on the sidelines with a big tub of popcorn waiting to see what happens next.

== Chris Chan and DarkWestern ==

DarkWestern recorded an unboxing of the autographed photo of Chris Chan titled
[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2018_Sales_Listings "Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga"]
which DW overpayed Chris Chan for.

[[File:IBAvariant.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAvariant.png]]

[[File:IBAebay.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAebay.png]]

{{quote|Thanks, Christine! Enjoy some Legos or Transformers on me!|DarkWestern}}

The unboxing video!

[[File:YouTubeunbox.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0ZNkxnwYY|This links to the video, duh.]]

This Variant autographed photo <s>does not appear to have</s> has made it into the CWCki, and <s>is not listed under the Autographed Photos page</s> has recently been added to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autographed_Photos Autographed Photos page]

[[File:RecentlyAdded.png|900px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:RecentlyAdded.png]]

==Sprung Article Quest==

DarkWestern decided that it would be quite fun to own physical copies of magazines that were stupid enough to actually publish letters from Chris so he could frame them. He got the Shojo Beat magazine, which led to him realizing the CWCki page was missing a few words, and added them, and he bought the Nintendo Power with the Animal Crossing documentary, but was stumped when it came to the Sprung article.
DW realized that there was not enough information on the CWCki to find it, and there should be, and thus the quest began.

"The current mission is to find the exact issue, and page of the Nintendo Power containing Chris' letter regarding [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sprung Sprung]. It's been narrowed down to the March/April 2004 issues of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine Nintendo Power Magazine], and the physical copies are in the mail. It is suspected that it may be in a later issue than March/April 2004, possibly 2005...

This is all we have so far. Even this very CWCki has not the exact origins of the article."

[[File:CWCSprung2.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung2.jpg]]

Update 5/9/2019

DW was convinced that it had to be issue 178, or 179, and hastily purchased them from eBay. This is the entry after they arrived in the mail and the article was not in either issue.

"As it turns out, neither issue of Nintendo Power [ 178-179 ] which were purchased on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EBay eBay] contain the Sprung article. DW is now fairly convinced that the article is within Nintendo Power issue 190, but is broke AF right now, and issue 190 is on the shopping list."

Update 5/14/2019

DarkWestern by pure happenstance comes across Sonichu's News Dash #8's picture of the open magazine, and notices the extremely small writing in the corner which points out all the information needed to find the article, and posts the following.

"The Sprung article quest is finally over! It began so long before this user page was created. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash Sonichu's News Dash] Issue #8 has all but confirmed any suspicions regarding the Sprung article's exact location. DW is awaiting a copy of 190 in the mail to 'super confirm' it.
Once it arrives in the mail, and DW can 'super confirm' that everything is correct, DW plans to make micro-edits to the articles regarding Sprung which have incorrect information.

Here is the picture with Chris Chan's handwriting specifying the year, month, issue, page, and correcting Nintendo Power writers of where his location is."

[[File:CWCSprung.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

Update 5/22/2019 END

DW obtains a physical copy of Nintendo Power #190. It is now 'super confirmed' to be #190. The article in question is on pages 8 and 9. This concludes the Sprung Article Quest.

Final Thoughts on the Sprung Quest

So, now that the exact source of the article has been located, and 'super confirmed' the quest is over for DarkWestern. It was a difficult task for DW to actually locate, because none of the pages included the source of the article, not even the main Sprung page simply stated it. Ultimately all the hard work was pretty pointless considering the Sonichu's News Dash literally had the information hidden in plain sight on the photo of the page in question. DarkWestern feels accomplished with his quest completed, and can resume clicking on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Random Random Page] all day at his security guard post.

==Schizotypal personality disorder theory==

DW realized Chris' antics had skyrocketed far beyond simple autism and started doing some research. The result was that Chris may be suffering from something called Schizotypal personality disorder. Here are some of the symptoms which may sound familiar.

Being a loner and lacking close friends outside of the immediate family

Peculiar, eccentric or unusual thinking, beliefs or mannerisms

Dressing in peculiar ways, such as appearing unkempt or wearing oddly matched clothes

Belief in special powers, such as mental telepathy or superstitions

Unusual perceptions, such as sensing an absent person's presence or having illusions

Peculiar style of speech, such as vague or unusual patterns of speaking, or rambling oddly during conversations

[ Not sure how to leave a proper citation, but the list was taken from https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizotypal-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20353919 ]

DW firmly believes Chris must be suffering from PTSP. It is also uncertain at this point what this may mean, but DW thinks it deserves a mention as a theory.

==DW & Sarah and Steve==

DarkWestern had been in contact with Sarah and Steve to some extent, and was given permission to reveal their TRUE and HONEST thoughts through DM's on Twitter [7/26/2019] as shown below.

When asked if they'd funded Chris' Bronycon trip, they replied: 
[[File:Sarah_and_steve001.jpeg|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sarah_and_steve001.jpeg]]

DarkWestern had informed them that the CWCki [ possibly now revised ] claimed they were the source of the $600 donation to fund his 2019 trip, and below is their reply, which also inadvertently reveals their entire Chris Chan budget since meeting him. 
[[File:Sarah_and_steve002.jpeg|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sarah_and_steve002.jpeg]]
==Fun Facts==

DarkWestern has added a few missing words from the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Shoujo_Beat Shojo Beat] article containing one of Chris' letters.

DarkWestern has physical copies of every mainstream book/magazine published which contained an article Chris sent in.

DarkWestern's artist girlfriend also made him a Sonichu medallion despite how [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism autistic] such a request was.

DarkWestern foolishly gave Chris $100 for Lego's and Transformers by purchasing an autograph.

DarkWestern has over 10 years on YouTube, and barely 1,500 followers.

DarkWestern loves Liquid Chris content because it was the least harmful of the trolls in Christory.

DarkWestern proved that Chris does read his Twitter replies.

[[File:ProofChrisReads.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:ProofChrisReads.jpg]]

Talk:Sarah and Steve

2019-08-10T13:58:42Z

DarkWestern:

So, I'm the one that screencapped the deleted user page. I made a Kiwifarms announcement, but it was deleted by @Null within seconds due to it being not worth remembering, as @sarah_and_steve really had very little impact on Christory ultimately.
I'm pretty impressed someone managed to see the thread, with the image, save the image, and upload it here, within seconds of me sharing it on another site. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 01:52, 30 July 2019 (UTC)
::From what I am getting, this should have been posted in the random updates thread. Another user posted the same thing there and wasn't affected. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 18:43, 30 July 2019 (UTC)

Here are some tweets I received from them on 7/26/2019, I was just curious and bored at work and figured I'd share them now that they've moved onto <s>bigger better things</s> obscurity.

I'd asked them if they funded Chris' trip to Bronycon. 
[[File:Sarah and steve001.jpeg|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sarah and steve001.jpeg]]

I told them the CWCki said they did. 
[[File:Sarah and steve002.jpeg|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sarah and steve002.jpeg]]

That's all, do what you will with these images. 
[[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 18:24, 2 August 2019 (UTC)

It seems as if they've returned, I may poke and prod a bit and see if I may determine any TRUE and HONEST motivation they may have. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 13:58, 10 August 2019 (UTC)

Talk:Sarah and Steve

2019-08-02T18:56:20Z

DarkWestern: Specified date.

Talk:Sarah and Steve

2019-08-02T18:24:52Z

DarkWestern: Added DMs from @sarah_and_steve and @DarkWestern regarding their involvement with Bronycon funding before they deleted their account.

So, I'm the one that screencapped the deleted user page. I made a Kiwifarms announcement, but it was deleted by @Null within seconds due to it being not worth remembering, as @sarah_and_steve really had very little impact on Christory ultimately.
I'm pretty impressed someone managed to see the thread, with the image, save the image, and upload it here, within seconds of me sharing it on another site. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 01:52, 30 July 2019 (UTC)
::From what I am getting, this should have been posted in the random updates thread. Another user posted the same thing there and wasn't affected. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 18:43, 30 July 2019 (UTC)

Here are some tweets I received from them, I was just curious and bored at work and figured I'd share them now that they've moved onto <s>bigger better things</s> obscurity.

I'd asked them if they funded Chris' trip to Bronycon. 
[[File:Sarah and steve001.jpeg|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sarah and steve001.jpeg]]

I told them the CWCki said they did. 
[[File:Sarah and steve002.jpeg|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sarah and steve002.jpeg]]

That's all, do what you will with these images. 
[[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 18:24, 2 August 2019 (UTC)

File:Sarah and steve002.jpeg

2019-08-02T17:56:45Z

DarkWestern: Their reaction to the CWCki saying they'd funded Chris' trip to Bronycon..

== Summary ==
Their reaction to the CWCki saying they'd funded Chris' trip to Bronycon..

File:Sarah and steve001.jpeg

2019-08-02T17:54:44Z

DarkWestern: sarah_and_steve's reply to questioning regarding their funding to Chris for Bronycon.

== Summary ==
sarah_and_steve's reply to questioning regarding their funding to Chris for Bronycon.

Talk:Chris in the media

2019-07-30T17:56:01Z

DarkWestern: /* Fame */

==To do==
You know how some of you folks wanted articles just about the radio appearance by Chris? Well congratulations, you have this page.

Ideally, this page serves to document all the appearances made by Chris in the media, ideally focusing on traditional media (TV, newspapers, radio, etc.). We could throw in the high profile sites like Fark, The Atlantic, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:04, 17 October 2009 (CEST)

Seriously, put media appearances here. I don't want to see articles like "Chris on the Radio" because then we'd need "Chris on TV," "Chris on the Blogosphere," "Chris in newspapers," "Chris in the middle of the street screaming," which defeats the purpose of this article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:53, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

== Internets section ==

I swear to GodBearJesus, I will personally find whoever adds troll-related material to the Internets section and cut off their [[duck]] or sew up their [[china]]. [[User:KarryLing|KarryLing]] 23:06, 24 August 2010 (PDT)

-I'm probably just being biased, but is the Atop the Fourth Wall reference really needed? I don't really know if that's high profile enough to merit a mentioning. [[User:Admiral Klank|Admiral Klank]] 21:16, 27 October 2010 (PDT)
:Hey! Linkara is even more internet famous than Chris. Also, HE IS A MAN! *punch* --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:20, 27 October 2010 (PDT)

==Notability blogs==
This is my wikifag in me coming out, but can someone establish the notability of some of the sites mentioned in the Internet media section? Obviously Fark is high profile, Harry Partridge definitely, but how about this Linkara fellow? Or Heavy.com? Or SpliceToday? I ask because I don't want people getting the idea that any time some YouTube ranter mentions Chris, it deserves a mention. Are these sources notable in any substantive way? Maybe someone who's familiar with these sites could chime in.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:11, 26 September 2011 (PDT)
*Linkara is the creator of Atop The Fourth Wall, a web show reviewing bad comic books. It's one of the most popular series on That Guy With the Glasses.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:34, 26 September 2011 (PDT)
*While I don't know much about this Linkara guy, the wikipedia article on That Guy with the Glasses has a [[wikipedia:That Guy with the Glasses#Atop the Fourth Wall|section]] about Atop The Fourth Wall. As well as that an entry on Linkara also exists on wikipedia but not as an article of it's own but as a redirect to That Guy with the Glasses. I think that makes him notable enough to have his comments about Sonichu incorporated in this article. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 12:38, 27 September 2011 (PDT)

== Sonichu ==

Heh, would Sonichu be notable enough for its own Wikipedia article? [[User:Barry|Barry]] 15:52, 27 September 2011 (PDT)

== Chris and the Media ==

Is that a possibility for helping to flesh this page out?

Just my own suggestion.[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 23:25, 27 September 2011 (PDT). we gotta add Failosophy to this list, including the reactions of the hosts. Anyone know how to embed a non-YouTube vid--[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:56, 15 March 2013 (PDT)

== Dead link ==

During several automated bot runs the following external link was found to be unavailable. Please check if the link is in fact down and fix or remove it in that case!

* http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145
** In [[Chris in the media]] on 2011-09-20 22:30:50, 404 Not Found
** In [[Chris in the media]] on 2011-09-28 08:02:13, 404 Not Found

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:01, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

== I am better than your kids. ==

I saw one of Chris's drawings on a website. Should it go under this or the drawing itself?
:A) Learn to sign your posts. You just need to put four Tildas (~) at the end of it. B) If I'm not mistaken the ''I Am Better than Your Kids'' website is written by Maddox, same guy who does ''The Best Page in the Universe''. Since he's important enough to have a [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|wikipedia article]] I'm guessing that him discussing Chris on one of his website is significant enough to warrant a mention of it in this article. [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 10:05, 19 May 2012 (PDT)

== Chris was mentioned in Trollsnews ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHxiQVwMboI&feature=g-all-u The latest episode of Trollsnews] reported on Chris's trial. Is this notable enough for inclusion? [[User:Grandma Nazi|Grandma Nazi]] 14:57, 28 July 2012 (PDT)

== Hardcore Kid ==

Is Hardcore Kid really worth mentioned there and notable? As far as I know, he only got an ED page and unlike Linkara who is part of TGWTG, he's only in Reviewers Unknown. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 05:54, 11 January 2014 (PST)
*Who says it has to be notable? Isn't the motto of this wiki "no shit is too minor"? Freaking Cvillepedia is notable enough for this list; what gives them a free pass but not a video reviewer whose show is 5+ years old? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] ([[User talk:Apostrophe|talk]]) 13:47, 16 February 2014 (UTC)
:*I sometimes regret adopting the motto "No shit is too minor." To me, it means that we shouldn't overlook the little things, not that we have to document every single time someone makes a statement about Chris.
::Is this Hardcore Kid mentioned and linked by major new sources, blogs, etc.? That would be my test of whether he should be on the page or not. I haven't looked at this page in ages, I'm not crazy about Cvillepedia as anyone can make a wiki page for Chris on a given wiki. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 13:43, 17 February 2014 (UTC)

== Subtle reference in Sonic Jump Fever trailer? ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k49AWOPPSfc Sonic Jump Fever - Official Announcement Trailer] Look at some of the names used in the leaderboard feature - the animation shows a player called Chris jumping on top of a player called Megan. Probably a coincidence... [[User:VanillaHotHotSpicyBaby|VanillaHotHotSpicyBaby]] 21:23, 12 June 2014 (GMT)

: I think it's coincidential. Even if it actually references Chris and Megan (in fact, even SEGA once mentioned about Sonichu in one video), I don't think it warrants a mention. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:03, 18 June 2014 (UTC)

== IMDB ==

He's got an [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDB entry now]. No shit is too minor so we must list it on this wiki, is this article a good place or should I put it elsewhere? - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 16:19, 26 June 2014 (UTC)
* I don't know. The IMDB entry did mention which video Chris was included (the RayWilliamJohnson one), but overall the entry is pretty vague. However, I say add it and give it a try and see how it goes. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:42, 6 July 2014 (UTC)

== GameStop ==

Has anybody else seen in any local Virginia station or newspaper has reported the [[GameStop Assault]] incident? --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 03:45, 29 December 2014 (UTC)

http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm

== Drunken Peasants Podcast==
He showed up on the drunken peasants podcast

== New section for funny quotes from various other small channels? ==

I think there should be a section that's a collection of quotes from other CWC videos made by various other creators. Doesn't have to be a huge mainstream channel or whatever, just various things they've said referencing CWC.

==Fame==

How famous should subjects who reference Chris be worthy of being on the list? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 15:02, 30 July 2019 (UTC)

How does one measure one's level of famousness? Views? Subs? I'd be impressed if anyone with over 100K subs said anything about him. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 17:56, 30 July 2019 (UTC)

File talk:SarahAndSteveShutdown.png

2019-07-30T01:54:19Z

DarkWestern: giefing props

Props to you for saving this image I posted to the KiwiFarms for the 11 seconds it existed. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 01:54, 30 July 2019 (UTC)

Talk:Sarah and Steve

2019-07-30T01:52:36Z

DarkWestern: Just some thoughts.

Sarah and Steve

2019-07-30T01:49:13Z

DarkWestern: grammatical correction

{{Ongoing}}
{{Incomplete}}
{{quote|Christine is a Goddess.|Sarah and Steve voicing their religious beliefs}}

[[File:Sarah and Steve letter to Chris.png|250|thumb|A letter Sarah and Steve sent to Chris along with a Nintendo Switch gift.]]

'''Sarah and Steve''' were failed [[ween]]s, who appeared in February 2019. Originally, they made a big show of playing themselves up as fans of Chris. On 27 February 2019, they tweeted to him asking permission to make a Rosechu medallion to wear, which Chris approved – also mentioning that he has met them in real life. To win him over, they gifted him a Nintendo Switch and $100 in Patreon money, claimed to want to move to be near Chris and have indulged his goddess fantasies.

In [[Very Cool Birthday Present! :)|the unboxing video of the Switch that Chris made]], Chris displays a letter from Sarah and Steve, stating that Sarah and Steve planned to move to Virginia and that Chris would be their only friend. Sarah and Steve explicitly stated in the letter that it was to be kept secret. The pair also attempted to control his contacts, claiming [[white knights|benign intentions]]:

{{quote|Remember, if you are ever in trouble or need help (before we're able to move) just message us first! I'm afraid other people could not be very trusted.|Part of a message Sarah and Steve wrote to Chris.}}

<center><gallery>
File:Sarah and Steve ask permission to make medallion.jpg
File:Sarah and Steve with Rosechu medallion.png|With Rosechu medallion
File:Sarah and Steve March Patreon pledge.png|Patreon pledge
File:SaraStevenPatreon.jpg|Patreon pledge pulled
</gallery></center>

After the Nintendo Switch and letter reveal, their Twitter feed went on hiatus for about a month, and they even pulled their [[Patreon]] funding from Chris.<ref>https://www.patreon.com/CWChelper/creators</ref> However, Twitter activity soon resumed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-4737886</ref> They changed their Twitter bio from "We love anime, traveling, and Sonichu.<ref>http://archive.fo/SA6rE</ref>" to:

{{quoteboxyellow|Devout believers in Christine Weston Chandler's prophecy. Soon dedicating our future to her well-being & spreading of her true message. 🔥💙🔥<ref>http://archive.fo/rc9aN</ref>}}

Between 21–22 May 2019, a set of DMs between CWCki editor Jamzar and the Sarah and Steve account was posted. In them, Sarah and Steve claim to be "helping" Chris by giving him gifts and playing with him and discuss their plans to move to be near him and set up a website for him to express his [[Dimensional Merge|prophecy]]. They also mention they convinced Chris he should only trust them and not others such as the [[Guard Dogs]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File_talk:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_1.png</ref>

<center><gallery>
File:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_1.png|thumb|200px|Twitter DMs 1
File:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_2.png|thumb|200px|Twitter DMs 2
</gallery></center>

On 26 May 2019, Sarah and Steve contemplated canceling their plans on Chris. They changed their Twitter bio to read:

{{quoteboxyellow|Just a couple of idiots who assumed they could help Christine. Swindled out of 100s of dollars & were treated as sub-human. Should've listened to warnings given<ref name=idiots>http://archive.fo/H5J5I</ref>}}

They tweeted to Chris (message unknown as their account is private<ref name=idiots />), and Chris responded with:

{{quotebox|That is Not So! I do want y’all’s help, and y’all are my friends. Please, do not cancel your plans.}}

They lamented to CWCki editor Jamzar via DMs:

{{quoteboxyellow|On the phone, Christine sounded like she very much wanted my help and was looking forward to us hanging out again. But her actions say otherwise.

For example, being left un seen for 5 days in a row while she posts and responds to other people about the dimension stuff. It just feels very offputting and is confusing.

And it's not like I expected much, just a simple response every couple days at least. It's a bad sign of what's to come if I actually do relocate. To potentially be shunned for weeks on end because she is 'busy in CWCville' or something. It's saddening. I really do value my friendship with Christine.}}

They again changed their Twitter bio, to a crying emoji.

{{quoteboxyellow|😭}}

They tweeted:

{{quoteboxyellow|Confused :c </3}}

Chris responded the next day, 18 hours later:

{{quotebox|Please, don’t be confused. I like you, kindly, and I do care about y’all.}}

Less than an hour later, Sarah and Steve replied:

{{quoteboxyellow|Okay Christine. I will turn my phone back on soon.
You have had many chances to respond to me here on Twitter though in the dms and have chosen not to though. :\}}

They later tweeted:

{{quoteboxyellow|Okay Christine, I believe that you truly do want to be our friend. But, if you could, please do not leave us on 'seen' for a week straight. I know you say you're busy in [[CWCville]] and all, but really.. We make time for you, plz do the same for us. 🔥}}

<center><gallery>
File:SnSoverit.png|200px|Sarah and Steve's edited bio
File:Sarah_and_Steve_DM_messages_3.png|200px|Chris isn't replying to their tweets, they feel shunned, and are considering not relocating.
File:Yall my friends.png|200px|Chris's response to the unknown tweet from Sarah & Steve
File:Makeup1.jpg|200px|Sarah and Steve and Chris making amends.
File:Makeup2.png|200px|

</gallery></center>

On the 23rd of July 2019, they posted a tweet claiming they're not "fucking" with Chris and are genuinely wanting to be friends with Chris.

<center><gallery>
File:SNSJuly23.png
</gallery></center>

Later on in the same day they elaborated on why they would not be attending BronyCon with Chris, claiming it is a result of losing their job. Chris is also upset with them after they "accidentally" stopped responding to him for a weeks, which ironically they scolded Chris for doing the same thing to them a few months earlier.

<center><gallery>
File:SNSjuly23rd2.png
File:SNSjuly23rd3.png
</gallery></center>

On the 25th of July 2019, Sarah and Steve made an inspired guess of what might happen if they challenged Chris's beliefs, which ended with Sarah and Steve being almost immediately unfollowed by Chris.

<center><gallery>
File:SNSunfollowed.png
</gallery></center>

On July 29, 2019, their Twitter account was deleted.

<center><gallery>
File:SarahAndSteveShutdown.png
</gallery></center>

==Leaked screenshots of their Twitter==
On May 31st 2019, screenshots were shared on Kiwi Farms<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1060#post-4782445</ref> that were taken by someone on their friends list.

<center>{{collapsible
|Screenshots
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:SS1.png|200px|Their first tweet.
File:SS2.png|200px|
File:SS3.png|200px|Their tweet about sending the Switch, which seems to indicate Chris knew it was coming from them already.
File:SS4.png|200px|
File:SS5.png|200px|
File:SS6.png|200px|Claiming they will block anyone who shares tweets from them.
File:SS7.png|200px|
File:SS8.png|200px|"When we visited Ruckersville, we could feel a sort-of... [[autism|magic]] in the air."
File:SS9.png|200px|
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File:SS16.jpg|200px|
File:SS17.jpg|200px|Even Mewtwo is sick of them.
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File:SS20.jpg|200px|
File:SS21.jpg|200px|
File:SS23.jpg|200px|
File:SS24.jpg|200px|Tweeting about their plans to make YouTube videos with Chris.
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</gallery>}}</center>

==References==
<references/>
{{People}}

Talk:Michael Hirtes

2019-07-27T01:46:35Z

DarkWestern: /* Kiwi Farms Socks */ ~ My 2 Cents.

Since Hirtes has many flaws in common with Chris, I wonder why the former hates the latter so much; anyone got any ideas? [[User:Steampunk Mage|Steampunk Mage]] ([[User talk:Steampunk Mage|talk]]) 19:07, 31 October 2017 (UTC)
* It's exactly ''because'' he has so much in common with Chris. The original A-Log was the same way. They're obsessed with hating people who are more visible or famous for failing at life to distract from the fact that they actually fail harder at it. [[User:Ericitos Verdes|Ericitos Verdes]] ([[User talk:Ericitos Verdes|talk]]) 21:18, 31 October 2017 (UTC)
**Or maybe he's jealous that Chris, a more infamous lolcow, has more success in life than him (since Chris is now profiting from his Sonichu merchandise)? That might also have wounded his pride. [[User:Steampunk Mage|Steampunk Mage]] ([[User talk:Steampunk Mage|talk]]) 21:26, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

== Which of the links are dead? ==

They seem to be working for me. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:08, 1 November 2017 (UTC)

There seems to be no source for Hirtes's criminal records. -[[User:Camille|Camille]] 23:46, 1 November 2017 (PDT)

The Kiwi Farms thread on him (#2 in References) has screencaps of the records in the OP. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:10, 2 November 2017 (UTC)

I see what you mean. I've taken down the dead link tag, and put the website for finding his criminal records in the external references.-[[User:Camille|Camille]] 0:51, 2 November 2017 (PDT)

==Hirtes' Quotes==
Do you think it is a good idea to add a section of some of his notable tweets or other quotes involving Chris? -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 02:40, 10 January 2018 (UTC)

*Sure. Might be good to archive some of the cringe. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 12:26, 10 January 2018 (UTC)

== Common attacks ==

Should we include information regarding Hirtes's common reasons for attacking Chris, just to illustrate just how unoriginal and aggravating he is? Hirtes has somewhat of an obsession with mentioning how he pepper-sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Fiend, an onslaught of diseases and ailments that Chris most likely doesn't have anymore, Chris supposedly not caring for the cats, him fucking the blowup doll in For Julie's Eyes only, the House Fire, etc. Either the dude has no clue the year 2014 is over, or he really is that lazy to keep up with the times. - [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]]

*Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe put [https://twitter.com/Aspergercorn/status/950398699485745152 this quote] in somewhere - "(and BTW Kiwis. Don't care if Fatty is reading these or not. Others obviously are, and that's matters.)" Shows that he's trying to ween Chris by bothering everyone he tweets to. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:41, 11 January 2018 (UTC)

*Personally I disagree. Hirtes' motives is no different from your average ween, but you don't have to listen to me. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 02:44, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

==Kiwi Farms Socks==
I think we should add Hirtes' Kiwi Farms socks. These are listed in the Cwcki Club. -[[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] ([[User talk:Larry the Larryhog|talk]]) 20:15, 28 March 2018 (UTC)

I am compelled to agree, any and all information about this person of interest should be included, especially if any of it relates back to Chris. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 01:46, 27 July 2019 (UTC)

User:DarkWestern

2019-07-27T01:44:34Z

DarkWestern: One of the images linked incorrectly. ~~Ignore~~

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== About DarkWestern ==

This is the user page for DarkWestern, a mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.

[http://www.youtube.com/DarkWestern DW on YouTube] and [http://www.twitter.com/DarkWestern DW on Twitter]

DarkWestern's ties to [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/4-cent_garbage.com 4Chan] can be found online as early as 2006, but his first visit is lost to time. Shortly after finding 4Chan as an endless source of entertainment and lulz, DW started noticing the occasional post about "Sonichu" and this crazy guy who seemed angry all the time. Having quickly embraced 4Chan as an endless source of autism, DW simply ignored him and moved on. Surely Chris was just the typical 4Channer with nothing special enough to stand out. It wouldn't be till many years later that DW would finally decide to learn about CWC, and was shocked to find that he was one of the thousands who found CWC interesting, and puzzling. DW feels disappointed to have such a gap in Christory, and was busy trolling elsewhere on 4Chan during the time. What a missed opportunity. He now spends his days at work clicking on Random Page, and learning everything which was missed.

What was it about this man had made so many thousands seek out information on him? A question we surely have all asked ourselves at some point. The pursuit of knowledge? The psychology behind him, and his trolls? The long term effects of cyber bullying and unregulated internet use? DW may never know the answer to that, but is sitting on the sidelines with a big tub of popcorn waiting to see what happens next.

== Chris Chan and DarkWestern ==

DarkWestern recorded an unboxing of the autographed photo of Chris Chan titled
[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2018_Sales_Listings "Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga"]
which DW overpayed Chris Chan for.

[[File:IBAvariant.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAvariant.png]]

[[File:IBAebay.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAebay.png]]

{{quote|Thanks, Christine! Enjoy some Legos or Transformers on me!|DarkWestern}}

The unboxing video!

[[File:YouTubeunbox.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0ZNkxnwYY|This links to the video, duh.]]

This Variant autographed photo <s>does not appear to have</s> has made it into the CWCki, and <s>is not listed under the Autographed Photos page</s> has recently been added to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autographed_Photos Autographed Photos page]

[[File:RecentlyAdded.png|900px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:RecentlyAdded.png]]

==Sprung Article Quest==

DarkWestern decided that it would be quite fun to own physical copies of magazines that were stupid enough to actually publish letters from Chris so he could frame them. He got the Shojo Beat magazine, which led to him realizing the CWCki page was missing a few words, and added them, and he bought the Nintendo Power with the Animal Crossing documentary, but was stumped when it came to the Sprung article.
DW realized that there was not enough information on the CWCki to find it, and there should be, and thus the quest began.

"The current mission is to find the exact issue, and page of the Nintendo Power containing Chris' letter regarding [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sprung Sprung]. It's been narrowed down to the March/April 2004 issues of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine Nintendo Power Magazine], and the physical copies are in the mail. It is suspected that it may be in a later issue than March/April 2004, possibly 2005...

This is all we have so far. Even this very CWCki has not the exact origins of the article."

[[File:CWCSprung2.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung2.jpg]]

Update 5/9/2019

DW was convinced that it had to be issue 178, or 179, and hastily purchased them from eBay. This is the entry after they arrived in the mail and the article was not in either issue.

"As it turns out, neither issue of Nintendo Power [ 178-179 ] which were purchased on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EBay eBay] contain the Sprung article. DW is now fairly convinced that the article is within Nintendo Power issue 190, but is broke AF right now, and issue 190 is on the shopping list."

Update 5/14/2019

DarkWestern by pure happenstance comes across Sonichu's News Dash #8's picture of the open magazine, and notices the extremely small writing in the corner which points out all the information needed to find the article, and posts the following.

"The Sprung article quest is finally over! It began so long before this user page was created. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash Sonichu's News Dash] Issue #8 has all but confirmed any suspicions regarding the Sprung article's exact location. DW is awaiting a copy of 190 in the mail to 'super confirm' it.
Once it arrives in the mail, and DW can 'super confirm' that everything is correct, DW plans to make micro-edits to the articles regarding Sprung which have incorrect information.

Here is the picture with Chris Chan's handwriting specifying the year, month, issue, page, and correcting Nintendo Power writers of where his location is."

[[File:CWCSprung.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

Update 5/22/2019 END

DW obtains a physical copy of Nintendo Power #190. It is now 'super confirmed' to be #190. The article in question is on pages 8 and 9. This concludes the Sprung Article Quest.

Final Thoughts on the Sprung Quest

So, now that the exact source of the article has been located, and 'super confirmed' the quest is over for DarkWestern. It was a difficult task for DW to actually locate, because none of the pages included the source of the article, not even the main Sprung page simply stated it. Ultimately all the hard work was pretty pointless considering the Sonichu's News Dash literally had the information hidden in plain sight on the photo of the page in question. DarkWestern feels accomplished with his quest completed, and can resume clicking on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Random Random Page] all day at his security guard post.

==Schizotypal personality disorder theory==

DW realized Chris' antics had skyrocketed far beyond simple autism and started doing some research. The result was that Chris may be suffering from something called Schizotypal personality disorder. Here are some of the symptoms which may sound familiar.

Being a loner and lacking close friends outside of the immediate family

Peculiar, eccentric or unusual thinking, beliefs or mannerisms

Dressing in peculiar ways, such as appearing unkempt or wearing oddly matched clothes

Belief in special powers, such as mental telepathy or superstitions

Unusual perceptions, such as sensing an absent person's presence or having illusions

Peculiar style of speech, such as vague or unusual patterns of speaking, or rambling oddly during conversations

[ Not sure how to leave a proper citation, but the list was taken from https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizotypal-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20353919 ]

DW firmly believes Chris must be suffering from PTSP. It is also uncertain at this point what this may mean, but DW thinks it deserves a mention as a theory.

==Fun Facts==

DarkWestern has added a few missing words from the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Shoujo_Beat Shojo Beat] article containing one of Chris' letters.

DarkWestern has physical copies of every mainstream book/magazine published which contained an article Chris sent in.

DarkWestern's artist girlfriend also made him a Sonichu medallion despite how [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism autistic] such a request was.

DarkWestern foolishly gave Chris $100 for Lego's and Transformers by purchasing an autograph.

DarkWestern has over 10 years on YouTube, and barely 1,500 followers.

DarkWestern loves Liquid Chris content because it was the least harmful of the trolls in Christory.

DarkWestern proved that Chris does read his Twitter replies.

[[File:ProofChrisReads.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:ProofChrisReads.jpg]]

User:DarkWestern

2019-07-25T04:12:18Z

DarkWestern: linked to the 2018 eBay listings.

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{{Americunt}} {{JERK}}{{Straight}}{{ClassicChris}}
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== About DarkWestern ==

This is the user page for DarkWestern, a mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.

[http://www.youtube.com/DarkWestern DW on YouTube] and [http://www.twitter.com/DarkWestern DW on Twitter]

DarkWestern's ties to [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/4-cent_garbage.com 4Chan] can be found online as early as 2006, but his first visit is lost to time. Shortly after finding 4Chan as an endless source of entertainment and lulz, DW started noticing the occasional post about "Sonichu" and this crazy guy who seemed angry all the time. Having quickly embraced 4Chan as an endless source of autism, DW simply ignored him and moved on. Surely Chris was just the typical 4Channer with nothing special enough to stand out. It wouldn't be till many years later that DW would finally decide to learn about CWC, and was shocked to find that he was one of the thousands who found CWC interesting, and puzzling. DW feels disappointed to have such a gap in Christory, and was busy trolling elsewhere on 4Chan during the time. What a missed opportunity. He now spends his days at work clicking on Random Page, and learning everything which was missed.

What was it about this man had made so many thousands seek out information on him? A question we surely have all asked ourselves at some point. The pursuit of knowledge? The psychology behind him, and his trolls? The long term effects of cyber bullying and unregulated internet use? DW may never know the answer to that, but is sitting on the sidelines with a big tub of popcorn waiting to see what happens next.

== Chris Chan and DarkWestern ==

DarkWestern recorded an unboxing of the autographed photo of Chris Chan titled
[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2018_Sales_Listings "Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga"]
which DW overpayed Chris Chan for.

[[File:IBAvariant.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAvariant.png]]

[[File:IBAebay.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAebay.png]]

{{quote|Thanks, Christine! Enjoy some Legos or Transformers on me!|DarkWestern}}

The unboxing video!

[[File:YouTubeunbox.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0ZNkxnwYY|This links to the video, duh.]]

This Variant autographed photo <s>does not appear to have</s> has made it into the CWCki, and <s>is not listed under the Autographed Photos page</s> has recently been added to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autographed_Photos Autographed Photos page]

[[File:RecentlyAdded.png|900px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:RecentlyAdded.png]]

==Sprung Article Quest==

DarkWestern decided that it would be quite fun to own physical copies of magazines that were stupid enough to actually publish letters from Chris so he could frame them. He got the Shojo Beat magazine, which led to him realizing the CWCki page was missing a few words, and added them, and he bought the Nintendo Power with the Animal Crossing documentary, but was stumped when it came to the Sprung article.
DW realized that there was not enough information on the CWCki to find it, and there should be, and thus the quest began.

"The current mission is to find the exact issue, and page of the Nintendo Power containing Chris' letter regarding [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sprung Sprung]. It's been narrowed down to the March/April 2004 issues of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine Nintendo Power Magazine], and the physical copies are in the mail. It is suspected that it may be in a later issue than March/April 2004, possibly 2005...

This is all we have so far. Even this very CWCki has not the exact origins of the article."

[[File:CWCSprung2.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

Update 5/9/2019

DW was convinced that it had to be issue 178, or 179, and hastily purchased them from eBay. This is the entry after they arrived in the mail and the article was not in either issue.

"As it turns out, neither issue of Nintendo Power [ 178-179 ] which were purchased on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EBay eBay] contain the Sprung article. DW is now fairly convinced that the article is within Nintendo Power issue 190, but is broke AF right now, and issue 190 is on the shopping list."

Update 5/14/2019

DarkWestern by pure happenstance comes across Sonichu's News Dash #8's picture of the open magazine, and notices the extremely small writing in the corner which points out all the information needed to find the article, and posts the following.

"The Sprung article quest is finally over! It began so long before this user page was created. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash Sonichu's News Dash] Issue #8 has all but confirmed any suspicions regarding the Sprung article's exact location. DW is awaiting a copy of 190 in the mail to 'super confirm' it.
Once it arrives in the mail, and DW can 'super confirm' that everything is correct, DW plans to make micro-edits to the articles regarding Sprung which have incorrect information.

Here is the picture with Chris Chan's handwriting specifying the year, month, issue, page, and correcting Nintendo Power writers of where his location is."

[[File:CWCSprung.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

Update 5/22/2019 END

DW obtains a physical copy of Nintendo Power #190. It is now 'super confirmed' to be #190. The article in question is on pages 8 and 9. This concludes the Sprung Article Quest.

Final Thoughts on the Sprung Quest

So, now that the exact source of the article has been located, and 'super confirmed' the quest is over for DarkWestern. It was a difficult task for DW to actually locate, because none of the pages included the source of the article, not even the main Sprung page simply stated it. Ultimately all the hard work was pretty pointless considering the Sonichu's News Dash literally had the information hidden in plain sight on the photo of the page in question. DarkWestern feels accomplished with his quest completed, and can resume clicking on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Random Random Page] all day at his security guard post.

==Schizotypal personality disorder theory==

DW realized Chris' antics had skyrocketed far beyond simple autism and started doing some research. The result was that Chris may be suffering from something called Schizotypal personality disorder. Here are some of the symptoms which may sound familiar.

Being a loner and lacking close friends outside of the immediate family

Peculiar, eccentric or unusual thinking, beliefs or mannerisms

Dressing in peculiar ways, such as appearing unkempt or wearing oddly matched clothes

Belief in special powers, such as mental telepathy or superstitions

Unusual perceptions, such as sensing an absent person's presence or having illusions

Peculiar style of speech, such as vague or unusual patterns of speaking, or rambling oddly during conversations

[ Not sure how to leave a proper citation, but the list was taken from https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizotypal-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20353919 ]

DW firmly believes Chris must be suffering from PTSP. It is also uncertain at this point what this may mean, but DW thinks it deserves a mention as a theory.

==Fun Facts==

DarkWestern has added a few missing words from the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Shoujo_Beat Shojo Beat] article containing one of Chris' letters.

DarkWestern has physical copies of every mainstream book/magazine published which contained an article Chris sent in.

DarkWestern's artist girlfriend also made him a Sonichu medallion despite how [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism autistic] such a request was.

DarkWestern foolishly gave Chris $100 for Lego's and Transformers by purchasing an autograph.

DarkWestern has over 10 years on YouTube, and barely 1,500 followers.

DarkWestern loves Liquid Chris content because it was the least harmful of the trolls in Christory.

DarkWestern proved that Chris does read his Twitter replies.

[[File:ProofChrisReads.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:ProofChrisReads.jpg]]

Template:Article of the now

2019-07-17T17:26:56Z

DarkWestern: Added "to"

[[Image:JacobSockness.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
Jacob Sockness is a 36-year-old white knight and fanatic of Chris from San Francisco, California. Besides showering praise that would make Kengle blush, Sockness stands out from other white knights by expressing love towards him. Outside of displaying his unhealthy attraction towards Chris, he is known to be an obsessive occultist, posting various tweets and other messages regarding the supernatural and even sharing Chris's belief that Sonichu is real.

('''[[Jacob Sockness|More...]]''')

<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is a way of displaying some of the better quality articles on the CWCki. It is not usually the article that describes the most recent Chris-related event, though it often can be. Suggestions for new articles to be displayed here can be discussed either on [[Template_talk:Article_of_the_now|this template's talk page]], or on the [[CWCki:Community Portal‎]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]] [[Category: Pages that have been edited by Chris]]</noinclude>

File talk:MergeComic1.jpg

2019-06-29T17:18:16Z

DarkWestern: "literally"

Chris Chan has no idea what the word "literally" means. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 17:18, 29 June 2019 (UTC)

Jeff/Francine

2019-06-22T20:27:23Z

DarkWestern: Added a missing word to complete the sentence

{{incomplete}}
{{infobox
| title = Jeff/Francine
| image = [[File:JeffFrancine.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Jeff Ouzuo Francine Ouzuo
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = He-She He Pretty Lady-Man
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female ([[Tomgirl|Transgender]])
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
}}

'''Francine Ouzuo''', formerly '''Jeff Ouzuo''', is a mysterious troll that has appeared in late 2015. According to Chris, Jeff/Francine was selling unofficial ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' merchandise as well being the one that was behind the ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|CWC Adult Chronicles]]'' fangame. She was born in Pittsburgh, moved to the state of Washington because she didn't feel safe, and has not been doing the transition well, according to Chris, and later moved on to Seattle. She has pretended to be Chris in a website or two. In January 21, 2016, Jeff/Francine was sent to jail for unknown reasons.

__TOC__

{{clear}}

==History==
Jeff/Francine first appeared selling ''Sonichu'' themed clothing on [[wikipedia:Zazzle|Zazzle]]. Chris's new mysterious manager probably informed Chris of this and also stated that he was the one behind the CWC Adult Chronicles fangame. In November 17, 2015, Chris made his first video about Jeff/Francine, titled [[Doxing Jeff/Francine]], in which he wanted to get an amount of profit generated from Jeff/Francine's merchandise or otherwise shut down Jeff's/Francine's shop. In a later video, posted two days later entitled [[I Am me; He is not]], Chris continues to misgender Jeff's/Francine because he has "no female soul whatsoever", as well claiming that they sound like a high pitched choirboy. Chris does not understand the [[hypocrisy]] of misgendering others but being upset when he is not given female pronouns. He also claims that the reason Jeff/Francine moved away from Pittsburgh is because a couple of [[Niggos|black men]] made him run away from the city, because he had "no balls to begin with" and according to Chris, he has been collecting Social Security from three different states. On the same video, Chris claims that Jeff/Francine is [[Chris and his ego|jealous of him]] because he created Sonichu and Rosechu, criticizing Chris's [[Obesity|weight]] and his [[Chris and art|"art" skills]].

They also had a OKCupid article that had the following information, which Chris did not notice that it was a parody:
:''"Oh, [[Father Call#Literature and Health|I don't read books because it's too hard]]. My favorite movies are [[My Little Pony]]: Equestria Girls and [[November 2015 Facebook Posts#Now the Review|The Peanuts Movie]]. And My Little, my favorite shows are My Little Pony and Frasier! My favorite music is [[Britney Spears|anything only middle-school girls would listen to]]. And my favorite food is [[Facebook statuses|apple slices]] from [[McDonald's]]. I eat there a lot because it's healthy good! Could never do without my Seattle lesbian transwoman community Member Of The Year Award."''

From the same video, Chris claims that Jeff/Francine is homeless and used Chris's name to get some [[China|china]] as well claiming that Jeff/Francine beat up his/her father for not accepting him/her's new gender. Other claims that Chris made on that video were that Jeff/Francine was arrested for urinating in a children's playground and he has a lemon fetish.

Three days later, Chris uploads a new video entitled [[Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.]], in which Chris reads a response from Jeff/Francine after Chris sent a list of demands to him. Here's the list of demands that Chris made:

:''“I’ll forgive you and move forward under the following conditions. Firstly, considering your income amount per year on the "Sonichu gifts", and how many years your store has been up and running, I want you to send directly to me no less than $120,000. Second, as I am deciding on opening a Zazzle branch of Cwcville Shopping for apparel and such, such gifts, with the image-, imagery direct from me, uh, I want you to remove the following items from your shop, as they are most direct to my drawing style and original past content: the Sonichu belt buckles, Rosechu vest t-shirts, Sonichu Battle Ringer t-shirts, Sonichu ‘Time to Zap’ t-shirt, CWC "‘Manchild’" shirt, and the Chris trucker hat. Among which I will personally redo these items on my shop, and I want no reports or complaints from you or anyone else. Third, morally, I want you to personally contact each and every person you have introduced yourself to under my name, and inform ‘em all of your real legal name. I want you to come clean. And I want you to present each of them with references and links of my own Facebook and Etsy pages, validating and confirming who Christian/Christine Weston Chandler really is: me, not you. And finally, I want to assume lead director and main consultant on the CWC Adult Chronicles video game currently on the internet. I will personally play it through, clarify, verify, and clean up details of the story, plot, and everything within it. And upon accoming console release, I wanna sign all the papers and be heavily credited and everything.”''

Jeff/Francine's response was:

:''“My apologies, Christine Weston Chandler, the official creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the electric-hedgehog Pokemon. You win. I submit my total and unconditional surrender to you. When I saw your last video, your words cut me to the core. You exposed me for who I really am—just an impostor of a truly talented, one-of-a-kind, special, beloved across the internet, female author with the dedication to create more than eleven issues of the Sonichu comic and handmade merchandise. I was wrong to take your identity for my own personal financial and sexual gains. I did this because I am truly your greatest fan. You are the person that I always dreamed of being. You are a beautiful feminine soul and a famous artist. I am but a poor homeless loser with ass-burgers who roams the streets of Seattle looking for cheap drubs and an easy trib. I am nothing in comparison to who you are. I am sorry I impersonated you to so many women. They could usually figure it out after a while anyway. My breasts are not as full and transitioned as yours, and it brought quite a lot of disappointment when I finally got to second base with them. It was also increasingly obvious that I was not you because when I would eventually trib with them, it became clear that I had no experience in the bedroom, and even tried to use the wrong hole once. So many women who thought they were fulfilling their ultimate fantasy were duped by me. I also had trouble pulling off your look because I am balding and must wear a wig, and am forced to wear my mom’s old hand-me-downs. I will also be handing over to you the official certificate recognizing you as Seattle lesbian transgender community Member Of The Year, since I used your identity to win the award, and you are the one who really deserves it. I pray that you accept this title and honor. That goes hand-in-hand with the payment of $120,000 you requested from me. I will make that payment that payable as, to you as soon as possible. My sincerest, heartfelt apologies. I am transitioning back to Jeff, as I am not worthy to be the feminine spirit you are. Jeff.”''

As usual, Chris misses the sarcasm of the letter and took it seriously and made the aforementioned video to showcase the fact that he has forgiven Jeff/Francine for making unofficial Sonichu merchandise. This was the point some thought that the Chris x Jeff/Francine battle would end, but it wasn't the end. It was only the beginning. Fast-forwarding to January 2016, Chris [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.|announces a lesbian sleepover party]], but there was a problem. Jeff/Francine also set up a Lesbian Sleepover Party. Chris responded with the video [[Update 01/12/2016]], in which he showed no respect to a fellow transgender woman and said that they needed to pay his royalties and encouraged people to not go to Jeff/Francine's party. Something odd happened 5 days later, as Chris uploaded a new video entitled [[Update 1/17/2016]], in which he encouraged people to ''go'' to Jeff/Francine's party in a sarcastic tone. In January 21, 2016, Chris made a post on his Facebook celebrating the fact that Jeff/Francine was sent to jail.

==Jeff/Francine's True Identity==
Jeff/Francine's true identity is a mystery to Christorians. At first, Jeff/Francine was thought to be CWCki Forums user Maple, due to Chris stating that they were the creator of the CWC Adult Chronicles fangame and Maple being the true creator of the game. In reality, they are not the same person—Maple herself responded to Chris's antics, but Chris never seemed to realize that after that, Maple's involvement had effectively concluded. At the time Chris posted the information that Jeff/Francine was sent to jail, people started to think that Jeff/Francine was Nick Bate, another infamous lolcow.

==Chris's hypocrisy==
The videos Chris made on the topic of Jeff/Francine brought to light new layers of Chris's hypocrisy. The main one is the misgendering of a fellow transgender woman, which is a consistent theme throughout every single produced media Chris has made about Jeff/Francine. The other thing is that Chris's claims that Jeff/Francine had used his name to get laid, but as many Kiwi Farms users pointed out, if it was so easy for them to get laid using Chris's name, then how does he doesn't get some too? Once again, it is another layer of [[Chris and his ego|Chris's ego]].

In Chris's post about Jeff/Francine's arrest, he said that they were "[...] [[Chris and his ego|Egocentric, Self-Centered, Narcissistic]], [[Chris and health#Mental health|Sociopathic, probably Psychopathic]], [[Women's rights|Sexist]], probably [[Chris and his Ego#Paranoia|Paranoid]], [[Autism|Insecure]], unable to maintain having learned Anything from past misdeeds and errors [...]" and compared him (for some reason) to Daffy Duck ([[Catherine E-mails#It IS Your Fault!|which is not the first time that has compared someone to Daffy Duck]]). In an ironic twist of fate, the way that Chris described Jeff/Francine is an almost perfect description of himself.

==List of videos==
*[[Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.]]
*[[Doxing Jeff/Francine]]
*[[I Am me; He is not]]
*[[Thank You, Jeff, and I accept your apology.]]

{{People}}
[[Category:Trolls]]

April 2018 Paid Video Requests

2019-06-22T16:14:07Z

DarkWestern: Added a transcription of for "A Lifted Dance"

This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in April 2018.

==Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne==
This video was requested by Kiwi Farms user SpaceQuakes, infamous for having an [[Autism|obsessive fixation]] over the game. In the fall of 2017, SpaceQuakes had tweeted about the game to Chris 53 times in the span of two weeks<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-4-6-2018-chris-paid-content-general.22728/page-74#post-3220645</ref>. Chris later complained about not receiving any money for the video<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>.

Chris begins the video normally, puts on his sad face to [[beg]], then shifts to cheerful for the Shin Megami plug.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=ZTAv3ziDoyQ}}
| stardate = 6 April 2018
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| previous = [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]
| next = [[Chris slaps himself]]
}}

===Transcript===
Hey everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again with a bit of a advertising update, a bit of an advertisement. Buy [[Cole Smithey]]'s things right now... because we need the money here at home, okay? And this ad is brought to you by [[Wikipedia:Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne|''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'']]! Buy now! Enjoy it! It has all the DLC and stuff! Yaaaaayyyy! Buy ''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturneeeee''! Have a good day.

==A few seconds of Barb dancing==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Barb dancing
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=tGVVG4ULfyQ}}
| stardate = 16 [[April 2018]]
| maker =
| subject =
| style =
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[One-Hundred‎!]]
| next = [[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]]
}}

==A Lifted Dance==
Chris dances to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifted_(CL_song) "Lifted" by CL.]
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Lifted Dance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=bnRRHPYyvVs}}
| stardate = 18 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Pinkw-GreySleeves|text}}, {{GopnikOutfit|text}}
| previous = [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]
| next = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Frank!|Happy Birthday, Frank!]]
}}

==Transcript==
And now... a little song, a little dance, a little music in my pants. Chris "dances" for just under 3 minutes without speaking a word, then reaches for his camera and says Thank you! before abruptly ending the video.

==Happy Birthday, Frank!==
Chris wishes a customer's friend a happy birthday followed by parroting lines said customer wrote for him to say.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Frank!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=TKrFIgbg0NA}}
| stardate = 18 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Pinkw-GreySleeves|text}}, {{GopnikOutfit|text}}
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#A Lifted Dance|A Lifted Dance]]
| next = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!]]
}}

==Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!==
Chris records a video with his webcam after breaking his smartphone and not being able to connect to YouTube with his [[PlayStation]] 4. The video consists of begging [[fans]] to pay for a new smartphone, and fulfilling a request by "Jack Z" to shout random-access humor. For some unknown reason he disabled the ability to comment on that video.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=Kh3C_ZQ26ho}}
| stardate = 20 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = Green shirt, {{GopnikOutfit|text}}
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Frank!|Happy Birthday, Frank!]]
| next = [[All Star]]
}}

===Description===

Please, buy and help me get a new phone now.

https://www.ebay.com/usr/pristinechristine1982

===Transcript===
[[File:It Was Me Dio!.jpg|thumb|right|You thought it was just another troll, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!]]
Hello everybody, this is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christine Chandler]], coming to you live from home once again. This time using my webcam on my laptop, because I have a special emergency announcement: my phone battery is seriously having troubles, so that's why I can only record on this, and my [[PlayStation]] 4 is also still not connecting to [[YouTube]]. So *sigh* anyway... er, so the first announcement of the day is: please to allow me to be able to keep [[Chris and money|my money]] so I can... possibly go to [[BronyCon]] later. Still sorting out other details before I can purchase any tickets or anything, but it's all good and safe.

But anyway, I NEED MONEY to purchase the New Phone! Or the rights to repair this one, probably less expensive to buy the NEW PHONE! And pfft, it's gonna be like a few hundred bucks, so lets buy some stuff off my [[eBay]] pleeease. The remaining [[Transformers]] I have, the Puzzler Combiner, the... [thinks] Prowl, all the others. There is a couple on there I know that's worth a hundred dollars, between the Prowl with the bots and Puzzler.
Anyway, please help me. I NEED A NEW PHONE! This ones really w-wonking out on me. It's been wonking out on me bad, for a while now.

Anyway, aside from that. I have a special message, which I have written down right here on a few pages. Anyway, so I have been warned by a s-somebody who... about the nefarious trolls who are plotting to cause mayhem for me at BronyCon. I know who you are, [http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Dio_Brando Dio Brando]. I know that you are trying to use your Stand Power, The World, to screw things up for me and my [[Honest Content|True and Honest]] fanbase at BronyCon.

You will never win, Dio! My fans are the Stardust Crusaders, and they will never- we will never allow you to gain victory. And so be it, if my power- if my powers are able to and if I can make it over there. Er, I don't know about variables or anything, but anyway, SONICHU WILL BE IN ALL OF OUR HEARTS!

Show the love, spread the love, fuck you Dio Brando. Aha! We know who you are you bastard.

Anyway, so t-there's that message to Dio Brandooo! *grunt* And, in case you haven't noticed yet - yep, this is a new shirt. I just got it from [[Chris and fashion|Goodwill]] recently, also [pans camera down] these track pants... slacks, light grey. Okay? [pans camera up] Yep. So, there's a new outfit for me, this fugly green sweater and track pants. Mmmm anyway, so aside from that, still gonna recolour my hair. The remaining Teal Bottles are still up for sale on my eBay, there is three of those left now. So... all of them with my autograph on them. And the one empty one, that's a bonus to go with the Wii Fit Meter that has my data on it. Because "one persons trash, is another persons treasure."

So, yep. And that near empty one has my autograph on it too. So, take that as you will. Thank you all very much. Have a good safe da- [video ends abruptly].

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]|nextlink=[[All Star]]}}

{{BusinessList}}

[[Category:Business]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

User:DarkWestern

2019-06-19T16:16:54Z

DarkWestern: Reduced clutter/simple changes to layout

{{infobox
| title = DarkWestern
| image = [[Image:DWimage.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = DarkWestern
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = LightWestern
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 19 November 1984 (age {{age|1984|19|11}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label11 = Occupations
|data11 = Mediocre YouTuber Corporate Security Specialist
|label12 = Alignment
|data12 = Chaotic Neutral 
}}

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:DWFace.jpeg|100px]]</div>

{{Americunt}} {{JERK}}{{Straight}}{{ClassicChris}}
{{White}} {{LiquidChris}}{{Desi}}{{Jerkop}}

== About DarkWestern ==

This is the user page for DarkWestern, a mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.

[http://www.youtube.com/DarkWestern DW on YouTube] and [http://www.twitter.com/DarkWestern DW on Twitter]

DarkWestern's ties to [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/4-cent_garbage.com 4Chan] can be found online as early as 2006, but his first visit is lost to time. Shortly after finding 4Chan as an endless source of entertainment and lulz, DW started noticing the occasional post about "Sonichu" and this crazy guy who seemed angry all the time. Having quickly embraced 4Chan as an endless source of autism, DW simply ignored him and moved on. Surely Chris was just the typical 4Channer with nothing special enough to stand out. It wouldn't be till many years later that DW would finally decide to learn about CWC, and was shocked to find that he was one of the thousands who found CWC interesting, and puzzling. DW feels disappointed to have such a gap in Christory, and was busy trolling elsewhere on 4Chan during the time. What a missed opportunity. He now spends his days at work clicking on Random Page, and learning everything which was missed.

What was it about this man had made so many thousands seek out information on him? A question we surely have all asked ourselves at some point. The pursuit of knowledge? The psychology behind him, and his trolls? The long term effects of cyber bullying and unregulated internet use? DW may never know the answer to that, but is sitting on the sidelines with a big tub of popcorn waiting to see what happens next.

== Chris Chan and DarkWestern ==

DarkWestern recorded an unboxing of the autographed photo of Chris Chan titled
"Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga"
which DW overpayed Chris Chan for.

[[File:IBAvariant.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAvariant.png]]

[[File:IBAebay.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAebay.png]]

{{quote|Thanks, Christine! Enjoy some Legos or Transformers on me!|DarkWestern}}

The unboxing video!

[[File:YouTubeunbox.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0ZNkxnwYY|This links to the video, duh.]]

This Variant autographed photo <s>does not appear to have</s> has made it into the CWCki, and <s>is not listed under the Autographed Photos page</s> has recently been added to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autographed_Photos Autographed Photos page]

[[File:RecentlyAdded.png|900px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:RecentlyAdded.png]]

==Sprung Article Quest==

DarkWestern decided that it would be quite fun to own physical copies of magazines that were stupid enough to actually publish letters from Chris so he could frame them. He got the Shojo Beat magazine, which led to him realizing the CWCki page was missing a few words, and added them, and he bought the Nintendo Power with the Animal Crossing documentary, but was stumped when it came to the Sprung article.
DW realized that there was not enough information on the CWCki to find it, and there should be, and thus the quest began.

"The current mission is to find the exact issue, and page of the Nintendo Power containing Chris' letter regarding [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sprung Sprung]. It's been narrowed down to the March/April 2004 issues of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine Nintendo Power Magazine], and the physical copies are in the mail. It is suspected that it may be in a later issue than March/April 2004, possibly 2005...

This is all we have so far. Even this very CWCki has not the exact origins of the article."

[[File:CWCSprung2.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

Update 5/9/2019

DW was convinced that it had to be issue 178, or 179, and hastily purchased them from eBay. This is the entry after they arrived in the mail and the article was not in either issue.

"As it turns out, neither issue of Nintendo Power [ 178-179 ] which were purchased on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EBay eBay] contain the Sprung article. DW is now fairly convinced that the article is within Nintendo Power issue 190, but is broke AF right now, and issue 190 is on the shopping list."

Update 5/14/2019

DarkWestern by pure happenstance comes across Sonichu's News Dash #8's picture of the open magazine, and notices the extremely small writing in the corner which points out all the information needed to find the article, and posts the following.

"The Sprung article quest is finally over! It began so long before this user page was created. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash Sonichu's News Dash] Issue #8 has all but confirmed any suspicions regarding the Sprung article's exact location. DW is awaiting a copy of 190 in the mail to 'super confirm' it.
Once it arrives in the mail, and DW can 'super confirm' that everything is correct, DW plans to make micro-edits to the articles regarding Sprung which have incorrect information.

Here is the picture with Chris Chan's handwriting specifying the year, month, issue, page, and correcting Nintendo Power writers of where his location is."

[[File:CWCSprung.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

Update 5/22/2019 END

DW obtains a physical copy of Nintendo Power #190. It is now 'super confirmed' to be #190. The article in question is on pages 8 and 9. This concludes the Sprung Article Quest.

Final Thoughts on the Sprung Quest

So, now that the exact source of the article has been located, and 'super confirmed' the quest is over for DarkWestern. It was a difficult task for DW to actually locate, because none of the pages included the source of the article, not even the main Sprung page simply stated it. Ultimately all the hard work was pretty pointless considering the Sonichu's News Dash literally had the information hidden in plain sight on the photo of the page in question. DarkWestern feels accomplished with his quest completed, and can resume clicking on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Random Random Page] all day at his security guard post.

==Schizotypal personality disorder theory==

DW realized Chris' antics had skyrocketed far beyond simple autism and started doing some research. The result was that Chris may be suffering from something called Schizotypal personality disorder. Here are some of the symptoms which may sound familiar.

Being a loner and lacking close friends outside of the immediate family

Peculiar, eccentric or unusual thinking, beliefs or mannerisms

Dressing in peculiar ways, such as appearing unkempt or wearing oddly matched clothes

Belief in special powers, such as mental telepathy or superstitions

Unusual perceptions, such as sensing an absent person's presence or having illusions

Peculiar style of speech, such as vague or unusual patterns of speaking, or rambling oddly during conversations

[ Not sure how to leave a proper citation, but the list was taken from https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizotypal-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20353919 ]

DW firmly believes Chris must be suffering from PTSP. It is also uncertain at this point what this may mean, but DW thinks it deserves a mention as a theory.

==Fun Facts==

DarkWestern has added a few missing words from the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Shoujo_Beat Shojo Beat] article containing one of Chris' letters.

DarkWestern has physical copies of every mainstream book/magazine published which contained an article Chris sent in.

DarkWestern's artist girlfriend also made him a Sonichu medallion despite how [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism autistic] such a request was.

DarkWestern foolishly gave Chris $100 for Lego's and Transformers by purchasing an autograph.

DarkWestern has over 10 years on YouTube, and barely 1,500 followers.

DarkWestern loves Liquid Chris content because it was the least harmful of the trolls in Christory.

DarkWestern proved that Chris does read his Twitter replies.

[[File:ProofChrisReads.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:ProofChrisReads.jpg]]

User:DarkWestern

2019-06-19T16:09:00Z

DarkWestern: Added the Schizotypal personality disorder theory.

{{infobox
| title = DarkWestern
| image = [[Image:DWimage.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = DarkWestern
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = LightWestern
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 19 November 1984 (age {{age|1984|19|11}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label11 = Occupations
|data11 = Mediocre YouTuber Corporate Security Specialist
|label12 = Alignment
|data12 = Chaotic Neutral 
}}

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:DWFace.jpeg|100px]]</div>

{{Americunt}} {{JERK}}{{Straight}}{{ClassicChris}}
{{White}} {{LiquidChris}}{{Desi}}{{Jerkop}}

== About DarkWestern ==

This is the user page for DarkWestern, a mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.

[http://www.youtube.com/DarkWestern DW on YouTube] and [http://www.twitter.com/DarkWestern DW on Twitter]

DarkWestern's ties to [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/4-cent_garbage.com 4Chan] can be found online as early as 2006, but his first visit is lost to time. Shortly after finding 4Chan as an endless source of entertainment and lulz, DW started noticing the occasional post about "Sonichu" and this crazy guy who seemed angry all the time. Having quickly embraced 4Chan as an endless source of autism, DW simply ignored him and moved on. Surely Chris was just the typical 4Channer with nothing special enough to stand out. It wouldn't be till many years later that DW would finally decide to learn about CWC, and was shocked to find that he was one of the thousands who found CWC interesting, and puzzling. DW feels disappointed to have such a gap in Christory, and was busy trolling elsewhere on 4Chan during the time. What a missed opportunity. He now spends his days at work clicking on Random Page, and learning everything which was missed.

What was it about this man had made so many thousands seek out information on him? A question we surely have all asked ourselves at some point. The pursuit of knowledge? The psychology behind him, and his trolls? The long term effects of cyber bullying and unregulated internet use? DW may never know the answer to that, but is sitting on the sidelines with a big tub of popcorn waiting to see what happens next.

== Chris Chan and DarkWestern ==

DarkWestern recorded an unboxing of the autographed photo of Chris Chan titled
"Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga"
which DW overpayed Chris Chan for.

[[File:IBAvariant.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAvariant.png]]

[[File:IBAebay.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAebay.png]]

{{quote|Thanks, Christine! Enjoy some Legos or Transformers on me!|DarkWestern}}

The unboxing video!

[[File:YouTubeunbox.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0ZNkxnwYY|This links to the video, duh.]]

This Variant autographed photo <s>does not appear to have</s> has made it into the CWCki, and <s>is not listed under the Autographed Photos page</s> has recently been added to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autographed_Photos Autographed Photos page]

[[File:RecentlyAdded.png|900px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:RecentlyAdded.png]]

==Sprung Article Quest==

DarkWestern decided that it would be quite fun to own physical copies of magazines that were stupid enough to actually publish letters from Chris so he could frame them. He got the Shojo Beat magazine, which led to him realizing the CWCki page was missing a few words, and added them, and he bought the Nintendo Power with the Animal Crossing documentary, but was stumped when it came to the Sprung article.
DW realized that there was not enough information on the CWCki to find it, and there should be, and thus the quest began.

"The current mission is to find the exact issue, and page of the Nintendo Power containing Chris' letter regarding [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sprung Sprung]. It's been narrowed down to the March/April 2004 issues of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine Nintendo Power Magazine], and the physical copies are in the mail. It is suspected that it may be in a later issue than March/April 2004, possibly 2005...

This is all we have so far. Even this very CWCki has not the exact origins of the article."

[[File:CWCSprung2.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

==Update 5/9/2019==

DW was convinced that it had to be issue 178, or 179, and hastily purchased them from eBay. This is the entry after they arrived in the mail and the article was not in either issue.

"As it turns out, neither issue of Nintendo Power [ 178-179 ] which were purchased on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EBay eBay] contain the Sprung article. DW is now fairly convinced that the article is within Nintendo Power issue 190, but is broke AF right now, and issue 190 is on the shopping list."

==Update 5/14/2019==

DarkWestern by pure happenstance comes across Sonichu's News Dash #8's picture of the open magazine, and notices the extremely small writing in the corner which points out all the information needed to find the article, and posts the following.

"The Sprung article quest is finally over! It began so long before this user page was created. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash Sonichu's News Dash] Issue #8 has all but confirmed any suspicions regarding the Sprung article's exact location. DW is awaiting a copy of 190 in the mail to 'super confirm' it.
Once it arrives in the mail, and DW can 'super confirm' that everything is correct, DW plans to make micro-edits to the articles regarding Sprung which have incorrect information.

Here is the picture with Chris Chan's handwriting specifying the year, month, issue, page, and correcting Nintendo Power writers of where his location is."

[[File:CWCSprung.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

==Update 5/22/2019 END==

DW obtains a physical copy of Nintendo Power #190. It is now 'super confirmed' to be #190. The article in question is on pages 8 and 9. This concludes the Sprung Article Quest.

==Final Thoughts on the Sprung Quest==

So, now that the exact source of the article has been located, and 'super confirmed' the quest is over for DarkWestern. It was a difficult task for DW to actually locate, because none of the pages included the source of the article, not even the main Sprung page simply stated it. Ultimately all the hard work was pretty pointless considering the Sonichu's News Dash literally had the information hidden in plain sight on the photo of the page in question. DarkWestern feels accomplished with his quest completed, and can resume clicking on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Random Random Page] all day at his security guard post.

==Schizotypal personality disorder theory==

DW realized Chris' antics had skyrocketed far beyond simple autism and started doing some research. The result was that Chris may be suffering from something called Schizotypal personality disorder. Here are some of the symptoms which may sound familiar.

Being a loner and lacking close friends outside of the immediate family

Peculiar, eccentric or unusual thinking, beliefs or mannerisms

Dressing in peculiar ways, such as appearing unkempt or wearing oddly matched clothes

Belief in special powers, such as mental telepathy or superstitions

Unusual perceptions, such as sensing an absent person's presence or having illusions

Peculiar style of speech, such as vague or unusual patterns of speaking, or rambling oddly during conversations

[ Not sure how to leave a proper citation, but the list was taken from https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizotypal-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20353919 ]

DW firmly believes Chris must be suffering from PTSP. It is also uncertain at this point what this may mean, but DW thinks it deserves a mention as a theory.

==Fun Facts==

DarkWestern has added a few missing words from the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Shoujo_Beat Shojo Beat] article containing one of Chris' letters.

DarkWestern has physical copies of every mainstream book/magazine published which contained an article Chris sent in.

DarkWestern's artist girlfriend also made him a Sonichu medallion despite how [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism autistic] such a request was.

DarkWestern foolishly gave Chris $100 for Lego's and Transformers by purchasing an autograph.

DarkWestern has over 10 years on YouTube, and barely 1,500 followers.

DarkWestern loves Liquid Chris content because it was the least harmful of the trolls in Christory.

DarkWestern proved that Chris does read his Twitter replies.

[[File:ProofChrisReads.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:ProofChrisReads.jpg]]

2018 Sales Listings

2019-06-14T19:50:10Z

DarkWestern:

This page lists the stuff Chris offered for sale in [[2018]]. In addition, he also sold Sonichu comics printed through [[Lulu]] via [[Patreon]].

{| class="wikitable"
|Month
|Sales
|-
|January
|$350
|-
|February
|$891.74
|-
|March
|$625
|-
|April
|$2,465
|-
|May
|$790
|-
|June
|$904.99
|-
|July<ref>Autographed photo: $1100 (http://archive.fo/JtrQZ, http://archive.fo/rRG0M), extra large blanket: $200 (http://archive.fo/4KTuN), Autograph card: $219.94 (http://archive.fo/ACqvd), Autograph Photo Sweetheart Search variant: $100 (http://archive.fo/YV8iC), Love Quest poster: $200 (http://archive.fo/dxosk), Autograph card Pickle and Badbear: $50 (http://archive.fo/EXjOI), </ref>
|$1,869.94
|-
|August<ref>Sonichu standee: $199.99 (http://web.archive.org/save/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283051923269); Johnny Cash autographed photo: unknown - Buyer made Best Offer (http://web.archive.org/web/20181103073434/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283062543925); Autograph card: $164.93 (http://archive.fo/ACqvd, http://web.archive.org/web/20181103074833/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283108536011); Autograph card (without signature): $29.97 (http://web.archive.org/web/20181103075111/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283062551925, http://web.archive.org/web/20181103075429/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283109797491), Autographed photos: $374.95 (http://web.archive.org/web/20181103075837/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283093706837); Barbara Chandler autographed photo: $59.98 (http://web.archive.org/web/20181103080300/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283113571859); Barbara Chandler autographed Snorlax plush: $100 (http://web.archive.org/web/20181103080645/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283118575016); Hearts and Flowers large throw blanket: $100 (http://web.archive.org/web/20181103080816/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283120432785); Sonichu license plates - Patriotic: $200 (http://web.archive.org/web/20181103081049/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283109794471); Bob's lighter: $29.99 (http://web.archive.org/web/20181103081203/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283131900885); Sonichu Through the Years poster: $54.97 (http://archive.fo/PryEC); Autographed Fanta can: $29.99 (http://archive.fo/U4i6Y)</ref>
|$1,344.77+
|-
|September<ref>Autograph card: $99.96 (http://web.archive.org/web/20181103074833/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283108536011, http://archive.fo/SzCB2); Autograph card (without signature): $39.96 (http://web.archive.org/web/20181103075429/https://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=283109797491, http://archive.fo/3fqQ8); Chris and Barb poster double pack: $60 (http://archive.fo/SC7Op) Rosechu standee: unknown - Buyer made Best Offer (http://archive.fo/6VETL); Sonichu Through the Years poster: $39.98 (http://archive.fo/PryEC); Autographed Fanta can: $194.92 (http://archive.fo/U4i6Y)</ref>
|$434.82+
|-
|October<ref>Autograph card: $49.98 (http://archive.fo/SzCB2); M&Ms Sweet Wheelin’ Candy Dispenser Truck: $20 (http://archive.fo/5cg4T); Autograph card (without signature): $19.98 (http://archive.fo/3fqQ8); Sonichu Through the Years poster: $59.97 (http://archive.fo/PryEC); Autographed Fanta can: $59.98 (http://archive.fo/U4i6Y); </ref>
|$209.91
|-
|November<ref>Autographed Fanta can: $29.99 (http://archive.fo/U4i6Y); Barb's blankets: $150 (http://archive.fo/BnRav, http://archive.fo/VcqnG); Sonichu Through the Years poster: $19.99 (http://archive.fo/Y4ll6); Autograph card with autograph: $99.96 (http://archive.fo/xuaIZ)</ref>
|$299.94
|-
|December<ref>Blue Nutcracker: $20 (http://archive.fo/Go9t9); Autograph card with autograph: $299.88 (http://archive.fo/xuaIZ, http://archive.fo/0RMFg); Autographed Fanta can: $119.96 (http://archive.fo/gJ3BH); Chris and Barb poster double pack: $60 (http://archive.fo/NvLPb); Barbara Chandler autographed photos: $59.98 (http://archive.fo/LZ8tp)</ref>
|$559.82
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$10,745.93'''
|}

==January==
===Pokemon binders===
{{see also|C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth}}

====Chris Chan’s Very First Pokemon Card With Companion Autographed Nintendo Power====
*Listed: 31 [[January 2018]], as Buy It Now
*Price: $150, free shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. I’m selling off my old Pokémon TCG Card Collection to help with my mother’s dental work. This is the Very First Pokemon Card I Ever got, a Base Set Charmeleon that came with my copy of Volume 118 Of [[Nintendo Power]] Magazine. What you see is what you get; see my [[YouTube]] video, “C-Log 01312018” for further details. This is Personally Certified and Verified; it will be shipped in a bubble envelope. The Magazine is personally autographed, and complete with the original address label from when I received it in February, [[1999]].

Thank You.

International Shipping is okay with this listing.}}

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====Collection Of Old Promo Pokemon Cards From Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $200, $3.50 Standard shipping

*Sold: 31 January

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I am selling my old [[Pokémon]] Card Collection for my mother’s dental work. This is my Promo Card Binder, with various Promo Cards, and extra bonuses. See [[C-Log 01312018 - Selling my Older Pokémon Cards for my mother’s teeth|my YouTube video, “C-Log 01312018”]] for further details; what you see is what you get. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

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====lot of 150+ old rare pokemon cards from Chris Chan, Herself ====
*Listed: 31 January 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $700, $5.15 Standard shipping
*Reduced to $500 on 3 February

*Sold: 3 February

{{quotebox|From me, personally, here is more than 150 of my old Pokémon TCG Cards and Bonus items. The Binder, Card pages and sleeves are included; what you see is what you get. All of them are Real; the collection goes up to Legendary Collection Expansion.

I am selling this to help with my mother’s needed dental work. See my video on YouTube “C-Log 01312018” for more details.

Thank you.

No international shipping.}}

==February==
===Binder of UFS cards===
*Listed: 3 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $300, $10 Standard shipping
*Sold: 7 February 2018 for $150, $10 Standard shipping

{{quotebox|

Hi, Again! I have more Cards to sell, this time of Universal Fighting Series ([[Soulcalibur]], [[CWC Fighter|Street Fighter]], Tekken and [[Wikipedia:Darkstalkers|Darkstalkers]]); more funds for [[Barb|my mother]]’s dental work and other related expenses. This binder has More than 200 Cards Included; what you see is what you get, and more; All Real Cards. Binder, card pages and sleeves are included.

Thank you.

No International Shipping with this binder.}}

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===Trashed [[Sonichu 14]] pages===
*Listed: 22 February 2018, as Buy It Now
*Price: $100

*Sold: 22 February

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Christine Chandler here with yet another Special Offer! I accidentally spilled some acrylic paint onto my book 14 cover and page drawings. I shall trace and redraw them, but I am selling the stained art, complete with certificate of authenticity. Real Collectable! :)}}

===Pile of bootleg games===
[[File:FakeEmerald.jpg|thumb|150px]]
Pokemon LeafGreen
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now (6 available)
*Price: $20.29 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: all copies

Pokemon Emerald
*Listed 27 February, as Buy It Now
*Price: $20.00 + $2.50 Standard Shipping
*Sold: 27 February

{{quotebox|Selling a few copies of Pokémon LeafGreen that I was gifted some time ago. They all have been checked and passed for full functionalities, and any past save data was erased from each of them. To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. :)}}

[[File:Lucas Williams gifted Chris 25 bootleg video games.png|thumb|150px]]
''Note: Chris acquired the games from a [[ween]] who was gullible enough to believe that Chris needed money for grocery bills during the Financhu Crisis and thus sent him a set of 25 Pokemon games to resell. Chris found the package in the hoard two years later.''

''it should also be noted that Chris claimed each game was "checked and passed", and save data had been erased. He may be fully aware that some (or all) of the games are bootlegs''

==March==
===Sailor Moon ticket===
[[File:SailorMoonTickets.png|thumb|150px]]

*Listed 6 March, as Buy It Now
*Price: $15, free shipping
*Chris cancelled the auction on 20 March, three days after the show.

{{quotebox|Ticket For Sailor Moon The Musical At Alamo Drafthouse Theater

Winchester, VA, USA

I was going to see this movie with my friends, but we found a theater closer to our location that will also be showing it. And I can’t get a refund for this ticket; purchased it online. It is for Row 4, Seat 1; this is an awesome show. Please help me out. Full ticket will be sent via private message after sale. Thank you.}}

''Note: The show is for 17 March, yet Chris set the eBay listing to end on 5 April. Chris had purchased an aisle seat and the seat next to it was still available, putting into question Chris's claim about wanting to see the show with friends. It's very possible he met [[Gal Pal|someone]] who was also going to the show but had a closer seat, even though some places, if the seating is open, may allow goers to take a closer seat. He also says he will be going to a showing closer to Ruckersville, even though all current locations for the musical are only slightly closer/way farther than Winchester, meaning Chris will drive 1.5-2 hours just to see a screening (not live) of a Sailor Moon show''

''It should also be noted that only two seats at this time (3-10, 6:52 PM CST) are taken that are "closer" to the stage- Row 2 seats 8 and 9- even though all the seats are the exact same price of 15 dollars. It should also be noted its far away from other people- the front row and the handicap row behind are clear''

{{clear}}

===Cole's comic collection===
{{see also|Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)}}

*Listed: 14 March, eBay
*Sold:

{| class="wikitable"
|Issue sold
|Price
|-
|DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
|$15
|-
|DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
|$20
|-
|Army at War #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #273
|$10
|-
|Rima, the Jungle Girl #1
|$20
|-
|Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
|$20
|-
|Shazam! #1
|$50
|-
|DC Tor The Caveman #1
|$10
|-
|Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1
|$30
|-
|Beowulf #1
|$10
|-
|Batman #289
|$15
|-
|Stalker #1
|$10
|-
|Man-Bat #1
|$10
|-
|Claw The Unconquered #1
|$10
|-
|Blitzkrieg #1
|$25
|-
|Dynamic Classics #1
|$10
|-
|DC Man-Bat #2
|$10
|-
|Battle Classics #1
|$10
|-
|Shade, the Changing Man #5
|$10
|-
|Star Hunters #1
|$10
|-
|DC Secret Origins #1
|$15
|-
|The Shadow #1
|$15
|-
|Secret Society of Super-Villains #1
|$15
|-
|Sherlock Holmes #1
|$15
|Total
|$375
|}

''Issues starting from Blitzkrieg #1 were sold in April.''

{{collapsible
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Shazam! #1 (Feb 1973, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition Special: 2001 A Space Odyssey #1
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Secret Society of Super-Villains #1 (May-Jun 1976, DC)
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Marvel Treasury Edition #8 Giant Holiday Grab-Bag 1975
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Famous 1st Edition Wonder Woman #1 DC #F-6
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Marvel Treasury Edition #9 Giant Superhero Team-Up
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Shade, the Changing Man #1 (Jun-Jul 1977, DC)
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Batman #273 (Mar 1976, DC)
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Sherlock Holmes #1 (Sep-Oct 1975, DC)
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Shade, the Changing Man #5 (Feb-Mar 1978, DC)
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DC The Sandman #1
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DC Super Stars Teen Titans #1
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Batman #289 (Jul 1977, DC)
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DC The Original Swamp Thing Saga #1
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DC Man-Bat #2 1976
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Battle Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Dynamic Classics #1 (Sep-Oct 1978, DC)
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Rima, the Jungle Girl #1 (Apr-May 1974, DC)
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The Shadow #1 (Oct-Nov 1973, DC)
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Man-Bat #1 (Dec 1975-Jan 1976, DC)
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DC Secret Origins #1
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Claw The Unconquered #1 VG+ Chan Origin and 1st Appearance Claw Sword & Sorcery
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DC Tor The Caveman #1
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Star Hunters #1 (Oct-Nov 1977, DC)
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DC Strange Sports #1
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Stalker #1 (Jun-Jul 1975, DC)
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Beowulf #1 (Apr-May 1975, DC)
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Blitzkrieg #1 (Jan-Feb 1976, DC)
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</gallery></center>
}}

===Lot of 17 PS2 games===
*Listed: 15 March, on Facebook Marketplace
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|[[File:Lot of PS2 games for $200.jpg ‎|200px]]

Love little stack of PS2 games, featuring Inuyasha, Transformers, Sonic Mega Collection Plus, PaRappa 2, Taiko Drum Master, Crash Tag Team Racing, Kingdom Hearts, ATHF Zombie Ninja Pro-Am, Aeon Flux, The Guy Game, Family Guy, Rygar, DDR Extreme, Klonoa 2, Tekken TAG Tournament, Movile Suit Gundam and Dark Cloud. Not selling Individually or breaking the lot; not taking lower than the asking price.}}

===Pokéwalker===
*Listed: 22 March
*Price: $100, $3.50 shipping
*Sold: 23 March

{{quotebox|[[File:Pokewalker ebay 2018.jpg‎|200px]]

[[Pokéwalker of Fail|S-Chu Ball Custom-painted Pokewalker NEW BATTERY Pokemon DS Heartgold SoulSilver]]

Owned And Used By Christine Weston Chandler

Hey, y’all. This is my own PokeWalker with custom painting on the front to make it look like an S-Chu Ball from my “Sonichu” book series. There is no game included, but it still has a Spikey-Ear Pichu on it. Its battery has just been replaced. My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope. A Lovely One-Of-A-Kind Item from Myself, the Author and Chronicler of Sonichu, personally. Complete with attached KK Slider Charm.

Even without a HeartGold or SoulSilver game, this item is still fun to play the mini-games with.}}

===Game Boy w/ Tetris===
*Listed: 27 March
*Price: $150
*Sold: 27 March

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler Nintendo Game Boy Launch Edition Gray Handheld System

Yet another TREASURE to Fully Enjoy; owned by me since 1989, auotographed, (batteries will not be included in shipment), and complete with the very same copy of TETRIS it came packaged with. It Was a Christmas Present. It will be shipped in a small box. And Personal Certificate Of Authenticity WILL Be included. For IMMEDIATE SALE. Thank You.}}

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==April==
===More of Cole's stuff===
====Rocket illustration poster====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s Model Flight Rocket Sequence Project Poster

A Lovely Poster written and drawn by Cole and his partner in school. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====School papers, awards====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200. Reduced to $150 on 6 April. Lowered to $50 on 14 April.
*Sold: 17 April

{{quotebox|Assortment Of Cole Smithey’s School Papers And Such

A collection of Cole Smithey’s handwritten reports, short stories and other things. What you see is what you get. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====KISS folder====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $200
*Reduced to $150 on 6 April
*Sold on 7 April

{{quotebox|Cole Smithey’s KISS Folder With KISS Memorabilia

Collection of assorted KISS Memorabilia and drawings from and owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====September 1976 Disney Magazine====
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $50. Lowered to $25 on 14 April.
*Sold for $15 on 9 May

{{quotebox|Vintage Disney September 1976 Magazine, owned by Cole Smithey. Comes complete with Certificate of Authenticity signed by me and our mother.}}

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====Lot of 28 Army at War comics====
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $280. Reduced to $200 on 9 April. Lowered to $150 on 14 April, again to $100 on 21 April.
*Sold: 25 April

{{quotebox|This is all of the remaining “Army At War” Comic Books owned by Joseph Cole Smithey; 28 books in all. This is a LOT Sale; No Individual Book sales will happen from this listing, whatsoever. Books included are Numbers 295, 327, 313, 312, 277, 278, 279, 280, 281, 282, 283, 286, 290, 291, 292, 239, 238, 294, 265, 293, 274, 275, 276, 270, 240, 241, 273, 266, and 253. Each and every book is legitimate as they were all purchased back in the 1970’s, comes in a comic book bag and cardboard backing, and an individual Certificate of Authenticity for each of them signed by our mother and I. For Immediate Sale. Thank you.}}

===Art 101 Building Artist Set MISP===
*Listed: 5 April
*Price: $20
*Sold for $10 on 13 May
{{quotebox|What you see is what you get in this Art Set; Mint I’m Sealed Package.}}

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===Custom Wiimote===
*Listed: 9 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 9 April
*Sold: 13 April

{{quotebox|Christine Chandler’s wiimote with motion plus and nunchuck- Custom Painted

Personally owned and painted by me, this is my [[Wiimote]] with attachable joystick for cross pad, USB rechargeable battery, Motion Plus attachment, silicone cozy, Nunchuck and Nunchuck Caddy attachment. And a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included as well.}}

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===Lesbian pride flag===
*Listed: 10 April
*Price: $100
*Sold: 10 April

{{quotebox|Lesbian Pride Flag, Owned By Christine Weston Chandler

My Lesbian Pride Flag; I’ve owned and displayed this flag proudly for a more than a couple of years now. Complete with fresh autograph on the edge. Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the flag, and it will be shipped, folded, in a sealed bubble envelope.}}

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===Korean church Bible===
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $200
*Chris cancelled the listing after realizing he did not have another copy of the Bible.

{{quotebox|Christine Weston Chandler’s NIV Compact Thinline Bible 1996 Leather Bound Cover

With Prayer Pouch And Rock Symbolizing God-Foundation

Personally presented to me by the reverend of the Korean Cannan Church in 2000 for my High School Graduation. This Bible has seen a number of reads and visits to the church with me. Also included with the Bible is a Prayer Pouch and a Rock of God, given to me years later by Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church. With my old name, and my present name in personal Autograph, with a personal Certificate of Authenticity to be included as well. This will totally be a lovely collectible and reference to Christianity for anyone.}}

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===Teal hair color===
[[File:Hair color Overtone.jpg|thumb|200px]]

*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25, 5 available. Lowered to $15 on 15 April.
*All sold by 21 April

{{quotebox|I am totally changing my [[hair]] colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results.}}

===Transformers===
Chris originally offered these to have his signatures. He then removed them and took new photos for the listings, following fan feedback that the signatures were devaluing the toys<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>

====Commemorative - Series IV, Prowl====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $100 on 15 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Soundwave====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 18 April

====G1 - Blaster====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 22 April

====G1 Sandstorm====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====G1 Breakdown====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $25
*Sold: 15 April

====G1 Octane====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold for $20 on 23 May

====G1 - Astrotrain====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold: 23 April

====G1 Battletrap====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 27 April

====Heroes Of Cybertron Megatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold: 26 April

====Cybertron Galvatron====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $150. Lowered to $50 on 15 April.
*Sold for $30 on 10 May

====Animated Grimlock====
*Listed: 13 April
*Price: $100. Lowered to $50 on 15 April, then to $30 on 17 April.
*Sold for $20 on 8 May

====Armada Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 27 April

====Beast Wars Transmetals Cheetor====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====Cybertron Vector Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Armada Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Siverbolt====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====G1 Tracks====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Crosshairs====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G1 Sureshot====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Sideswipe====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====G2 Jazz====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 22 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Tarantulas====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold: 17 April

====Beast Wars Transmetal Rattrap====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
*Sold for $20 on 13 May

====G1 Kup====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30, lowered to $20 on 8 May
*Sold: 8 May

====G2 Inferno====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50

====G1 Jetfire====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50
*Sold: 22 April

====G2 Megatron====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50
*Sold for $25 on 15 June

====G1 Pretender Bumblebee====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $50
*Sold for $18 on 22 June

====Animated Sentinel Prime====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $20

====G1 Motormaster====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30

====Animated Starscream====
*Listed: 17 April
*Price: $30
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===Rare Vintage Bandai Gobots Combiner Puzzler 100% Complete===
*Listed: 13 April, relisted on 12 June
*Price: $100, slashed to $45 when relisted
*Sold for $45 on 20 June

{{quotebox|This is my Complete Six-Piece Combiner from GoBots: Puzzler; a personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included with the set. Face has been missing from police car bot for years.}}
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===[[Amnyfest Ring]]===
*Listed: 14 April
*Price: $1,000, then raised to $10,000. The next morning, he halved it to $5,000, then set it back to $1,000.
*Shipping: $5
*Chris cancelled the listing on 15 April, having sold it to [[The Captain]] for $200 off-site<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nulls-gambit.45655/page-8#post-3581495</ref>.

{{quotebox|Here you are, AN Ultimate Collectible: my Class Ring. Made from white gold, housing an Amethyst birth stone with a galaxy cut on top and a rainbow cut on the bottom for visual effect (or what’s left of one), with my initials engraved inside the ring. Custom made by Herriff Jones jewelry. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity. Ring size: 7.<ref>http://archive.is/kgXSp The Amnyfest ring listing</ref>}}

On Twitter, a fan advised, "Don't sell that, Chris... It's the source of your power!." Chris replied:

{{quotebox|No, the ring is not the source of my power. My power source is inside me, behind where my Medallion hangs over. Yet, I still require my Medallion, so the ring is for sale.}}

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===Wii U fit meter===
*Listed: 18 April
*Price: $100
*Sold for $45 on 25 June

{{quotebox|[[File:Wii U fit meter.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This is my personal Wii U Fit Meter, Complete with my own Mii saved onto it; no game required for a wear on your waistline or bra to measure and count the number of steps you’ve taken. Follow in my steps for More than 10,000 Speed-Walking steps per day. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity from me, Christine Weston Chandler.

Act NOW on buying my Fit Meter, and get a Bonus: the last bottle of Teal Overtone I emptied, Autographed.}}

===Lot of 32 porn drawings===
*Listed: 23 April<ref>https://archive.fo/HlhRt</ref>
*Price: $1,000
*Sold: 24 April<ref>http://archive.is/KAUen</ref>
*The original listing had been pulled within a few hours, apparently due to reports as eBay does not allow people to sell pornography drawings (unless put in the correct categories, which Chris did not do).

However, on 24 April, Lukas Simpkins, aka Twitter user FFEMemberLukas, expressed interest in buying the art:

{{quoteboxgreen|@CWCSonichu im willing to pay the 1,000$ for the drawings, please repost them on ebay or esty so i can}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I can’t relist them; eBay is against that. I sent you a direct message, Lukas.}}

Lukas insisted on a working link, so Chris then quietly relisted the drawings as "Artsfor lukas," and it quickly sold. Lukas gave credit to Twitter user @wxlfdxg for giving him ideas on buying the set.

The listing included the cut-up remains of [[shecameforcwc]]. Note how most of the art is censored as well (including Chris's man-nips)

{{quotebox|I am selling off, as a lot, all 32 of my past and recently-drawn porn drawings I drew personally over the years, including all of the pieces of the torn up “She Came For CWC” drawing in an envelope. Go ahead, you Pervs! You know you Want to pay Large for this lot directly from me. No Certificate of Authenticity will be included, because All of these drawings only bring me feeling ashamed of myself from my past. No Negotiations and No Returns.}}

This event would later set up the beginning of the [[Teen Troon Squad]] saga.

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==May==
===Extra Sonichu license plate===
*Listed: 2 May
*Price: $350
*Sold: 2 May, but listing then removed from EBay.

{{quotebox|[[File:Sonichu license plate for sale.jpg |thumb|200px]]
Virginia “Sonichu” License plate -Christine Weston Chandler

This is an extra Virginia-State “Sonichu” License Plate of mine. I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones. Anyway, this one is autographed and complete with Certificate of Authenticity.}}

===Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler ===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $500
*Chris cancelled the listing on 9 May for unknown reasons. He later put the listing back up the same day. Chris once again took the listing down on 11 May.
{{quotebox|Hey! Who wants a Celebrity Experience with Christine Weston Chandler?! This is the Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to HAVE ME OVER! But price of my presence and company isn’t cheap (gas money is a factor). But Pay Now, and I Will Make the Road Trip on Over and hang out with you for up to an hour or so!

*Offer is Limited to Residents in the States of Virginia, Washington DC, North Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Maryland. Terms of the visit are subject to serious negotiation and communication.}}

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===Apple iPhone 6s - 64GB - Silver (Unlocked) Christine Weston Chandler’s===
*Listed: 8 May
*Price: $350, later slashed to $300 the next day, slashed to $250 on 20 May, then to $100 on 31 May
*Sold: 31 May, for $100. Buyer was Joshua Moon, owner of Kiwi Farms, who [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/null-blog-unboxing-a-new-iphone.44008/unread made a thread on the unboxing].

{{quotebox|I just managed to upgrade my iPhone from 6s to 8s for free, so I cleared out and I am selling the old one. It is Silver with 64GB capacity and Siri, complete with New, from the new package, stereo earbuds, USB to Lightning Pin Cable and USB Wall Charger. Also, a personally used durable casing for the iPhone. Autographed on the back, personally.

**Pre-Loaded with matching Wallpapers for Lock and Home Screens in the Photos section, and a Certificate of Authenticity will be included.}}

==June==
===Nine cards from [[The Wall of Originals]]===
*Listed: 12 June
*Price: $100
*Sold: 12 June

{{quotebox|This is a set of Sonichu cards I made and printed in February, 2004. The set comes as shown, complete with trading card page (A personal Certificate of Authenticity for the set will be included).}}

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===Autographed Johnny Cash photo===
[[File:Johnny Cash autographed photo.jpg|thumb|200px]]

*Listed: 18 June
*Price: $200
*Sold for undisclosed amount on 15 August

{{quotebox|JOHNNY CASH (1932-2003): 8x10" color photo hand-autographed by one of the most influential music stars of the 20th century. Just an outstanding huge smiling pose of the legendary Man In Black. This is in about very good condition.

My mother, Barbara Chandler, went to his concert while he was in Charlottesville, VA in 1985; she enjoyed his music a lot. And she found this photo recently while going through the boxes; she gave me consent to sell it. This makes an Awesome Collectible and Treasure, so Buy It Now, Please!

Thank You.}}

Chris later tweeted that the sale was meant to help fund his trip to [[TooManyGames]]:

{{quotebox|Sale of the Johnny Cash photo will also go towards my trip. Please, Help Me, so J can see y’all in Pennsylvania this weekend! 😃}}

He also mentioned an extra detail and offered to include a certificate of authenticity (that the Chandlers owned it):

{{quotebox|It was learned that my mother went to his concert in 1985. Also, Buy Now, and you also get a personal Certificate of Authenticity that states this photo belonged to us.}}

===JULAY! autograph===
[[File:JULAY! autograph.jpg ‎|thumb|200px]]

On 18 June, a Twitter ween, @bizzarnage, tweeted, in regards to Chris's [[autographed photos]]:

{{quoteboxred|I'll pay $75 if you make it out to JULLAAAYYY}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|I’m waiting.}}

Two days later, Chris decided to go through with offering such an autograph (doubling the price).

*Listed: 20 June
*Price: $150
*Sold for $75, on 20 June.

{{quotebox|VERY LIMITED EDITION “JULAY!” Variant Chris Chan Autographed Photo

ONLY ONE, THIS ONE, WILL EVER have me Personally write that darned Meme Word on it. Buy It Now for Your Collection. You know you want to, and you Must!}}

After listing, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|@bizzarnage has been Infinite-Triple-Dog Dared to Buy It Now.}}

When the listing sold, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|Unfortunately, @bizzarnage totally Missed The Boat now.}}

===TMG 2015 signed poster===
[[File:2015 TMG poster.jpg|thumb|200px]]

A fan donated the poster to Chris for him to sell<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010066483941126144</ref>. Note that this is not the year at which Chris had attended [[TooManyGames]].

*Listed: 21 June
*Price: $299.99
*Sold for $200 on 25 June.

{{quotebox|TMG 2015 Youtuber signed poster; Alphaomegasin, Game Chasers, Chris Chan + MORE

Up for sale is a Too Many Games 2015 poster signed by a gang of famous Youtubers!

Includes signatures by:

- Bill (AlphaOmegaSin)

-Billy and Jay (Game Chasers)

- Johnny Millennium (The Happy Console Gamer)

- Shane Luis (Rerez)

And

-Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu (me) }}

===Sonichu standee===
[[File:Sonichu_standee_2.jpg|thumb|200px]]

*Listed: 25 June, on Mercari. Cancelled and moved to Ebay on 27 June.
*Price: $299.99
*Sold on 27 June

*Another one listed on 11 July
*Sold for $199.99 on 5 August

Chris had brought a Sonichu standee to [[TooManyGames]].

After the con, he tweeted:
{{quotebox|Hey, Everyone. I still have the extra Sonichu Standee, and it is personally Autographed, and a Certificate if Authenticity WILL be included! Only One is available, so if you would love to display this in your neck of the woods, come buy it now!}}

Listing description:
{{quotebox|Now, for a (very) limited time, ZAP TO THE EXTREME with a limited edition Sonichu Standee, with my personal signature on it.

These are made of coroplast, a waterproof material (think lawn signs) and include a stand base for display.}}

==July==
===Framed Chris [[autographed photos]]===
[[File:CWC raking in the cash.png|thumb|150px|Chris raking in the cash on sales of his autograph.]]

Originally sold on Mercari, Chris transferred the remaining stock to ebay.

*Listed: 1 July, multiple available, with three bonus Sonichu stickers for each
*Price: $50
*First 12 sold out by 6 July

*10 more were listed on 10 July (sold out by 18 July)

*10 more were listed on 8 August (sold out by 19 August - 5 at $50, 5 at $24.99)

{{quotebox|[[File:CWC autographed photos 2018.jpg|thumb|left|150px]]

ZAP IT UP TO THE EXTREME! And get your limited Christian (Christine) Chandler signed photos!

This listing is for 1 Signed Photograph and Frame.

These are an excellent piece to display in any game room!

Measurements are 8 x 10 and will ship in a black frame. (And yes these will ship out on time.

[[File:CWC Sonichu sticker.jpg|thumb|150px|left]]

*These will each be signed as “Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu”; signed as “Christopher”, “Christian” or “Chris Chan” is optional upon request. Be Sure to make the request in the Note upon Checkout.

Guaranteed to be shipped out on the following day from checkout.

Bonus will include Three Sonichu Stickers with each purchase.

Thank you!}}

===TooManyGames Autographed Poster - Chris Chan And YouTubers===
*Listed: 6 July
*Price: $200

{{quotebox|[[File:TooManyGames Autographed Poster - Chris Chan And YouTubers.jpg|thumb|150px]]

Here is a 2015 TooManyGames Poster, but this one is one I purchased this year, and had autographed by other YouTube Celebs, as well as myself, Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.}}

===extra large throw blanket===
{{main|My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW.}}

*Listed: 6 July
*Price: $200
*Sold: 15 July to [[vRS Davison]]

{{quotebox|[[File:Extra large blanket.jpg|thumb|150px]]

Four times larger than in the provided photo, this blanket is hand-stitched and homemade. My mother and I don’t know who made it. But she wants to sell it and wants and needs the money. Looks to fit a King Size Bed, or better.}}

===Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Sweetheart Search Meme===
*Listed: 10 July
*Price: $100
*Sold: 19 July

{{quotebox|[[File:CWC autograph sweetheart search.jpg|thumb|200px]]

Enjoy it for yourself, as only One will ever be signed like this: my photo with the “One Girlfriend, Please” quote, written by myself, complete with personal signature.

Zappin’ It Up, and Laughing the Past Off.}}

===[[Attraction Sign]] replicas===
*Listed: 10 July, 10 available
*Price: $59.99 each, then reduced to $20 each after no takers on the former pricing
*Sold: 10 @ $20 each

{{quotebox|[[File:Attraction Sign replica listing.jpg|thumb|200px]]

Now for Sale, poster size replica of the old Girlfriend Attraction Sign (to be used ONLY for personal entertainment only; Not for actually attracting anyone).

The posters will be ready for shipment shortly after the last weekend of July, 2017, and they should be shipped around or on the 30th.

Limited Quantity, so Order Yours Now to relive a portion of the old Sweetheart Search days.

The poster is 11”X17” }}

===Autograph cards===
====Chris Chan Autograph Card - WITH Autograph====

*Listed: 17 July, multiple available
*Price: $5, then increased to $24.99 the next day
*Sold: 14 at $5, 6 at $24.99 during July; 5 at $24.99, 2 at $19.99 during August; 4 at $24.99 during September; 2 at $24.99 during October; 4 at $24.99 during November; 12 at $24.99 during December; 5 during January 2019; 2 during February 2019 (to same buyer; listing expired mid-month)

{{quotebox|[[File:Autograph card.jpg|thumb|200px]]

Hey, Everyone, I am going ahead and selling off a limited number of my self-designed Autograph Cards on eBay; the remainder Will be available during BronyCon, but for the Low Price, you Can’t Wait to get one of these sent immediately to you in a simple stamped envelope.}}

====CHASE VARIANT Chris Chan Autograph Card - Pickle And BadBear====

*Listed: 17 July, 1 Available
*Price: $50
*Sold: 30 July

{{quotebox| [[File:CHASE VARIANT Chris Chan Autograph Card Pickle And BadBear.jpg|thumb|200px]]
This ONE Autograph Card is the ONLY ONE I will ever
reference with those quotes from the memes. }}

====Chris Chan Autograph Card - Just The card====

*Listed: 18 July, multiple available
*Price: $9.99
*Sold: 3 during August, 4 during September, 2 during October; 4 during January 2019; 4 during February 2019; 6 during March 2019; 3 during April 2019; 3 during May 2019

{{quotebox|[[File:Autograph card without autograph.jpg|thumb|200px]]

Hey, Everyone, I am going ahead and selling off a limited number of my self-designed Autograph Cards on eBay; the remainder Will be available during BronyCon, but for the Low Price, you Can’t Wait to get one of these sent immediately to you in a simple stamped envelope.}}

==August==
===Rosechu Cutout Standee===
[[File:Rosechu Cutout Standee.jpg|thumb|200px]]

*Listed: 17 August, 1 available
*Price: $99.99
*Sold: 28 September, for undisclosed amount

{{quotebox|This is a standee of Rosechu. The standee is made out of the same sturdy material as lawn signs, and will ship with a stand back.

The standee will ship with a white background. Further cuts will need to be made to get just Rosechu's shape}}

{{clear}}

===Sonichu License Plates - Patriotic; Chris Chan ===
*Listed: 17 August, 2 available
*Price: $100 each
*Sold: 29 August (both to the same buyer)

{{quotebox|[[File:Patriotic license plates.jpg|thumb|200px]]

My mother just found these; Brand New from 2015; originally meant for the Cadillac, apparently. Autograph, Optional; they EACH will come with a personal Certificate of Authenticity. I [[My Little Pony|Pinkie Promise]] to ship the following day after purchase. Thank you.
}}

===Barb's autographs===
{{see also|Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.}}
====[[Barbara Chandler]] Autographed Photos - Chris Chan’s Mother====
*Listed: 19 August, multiple available
*Price: $29.99 + $3.50 shipping
*Sold: 2 in August, 2 in December; 1 in January 2019

{{quotebox|[[File:Barb autograph photo listing.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This is an autographed photo of my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler; limited quantity at the moment. No frame included.

Size: 8”X10”}}

====Chris Chan and Barbara Double Poster Pack ====

Initially titled "Barbara Chandler Autographed Poster - Chris Chan’s Mother"

*Listed: 19 August, 4 available
*Price: $60 + $7 shipping
*Sold: 1 during September; 1 during December

{{quotebox|[[File:Barb autograph poster listing.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This is a lovely large poster photo of my mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler; autographed. It will be shipped in a large bubble envelope.}}

Chris then revised the listing to add his poster for sale.

{{quotebox|[[File:Chris autographed poster listing.jpg|thumb|left|200px]]

Get your limited edition signed posters by Sonichu creator Chris Chan and her mother! One of each poster, between my mother and I.

This is a special double pack sale, where the autographs would usually sell for $80 separately. That's a $20 dollar savings!}}

====Barbara Chandler Autographed Snorlax Plush - Chris Chan====

*Listed: 22 August
*Price: $200
*Sold for $100 on 23 August

{{quotebox|[[File:Snorlax1.jpg|thumb]]

Hey, Everyone! Those in the meme-know: the times when my mother used to be large and lazy, everyone called her a Snorlax. Well, Barbara likes the joke too, and can laugh it off as she is doing a lot better these days. So, one time only, she signed a Snorlax Plush, and YOU can own it; a 20% More Awesome Collectible. A personal Certificate or Letter of Authenticity will be included. Thank you.}}

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===Sonichu Through the Years poster===
[[File:Sonichu Through the Years poster.jpg|thumb|200px]]

*Listed: 19 August, 9 available
*Price: $14.99, then increased to $19.99
*Sold: 1 at $14.99, 2 at $19.99 during August; 2 at $19.99 during September; 3 at $19.99 during October; 1 at $19.99 during November

{{quotebox|ZAP TO THE EXTREME with these limited edition posters!

Dimensions are 12 x 18 and have a high quality glossy feel!

[[MLP|Pinkie Promise]] that all of these will ship out on time

No autographs on this item. }}

{{clear}}

===Barbara's Blankets===
{{see also|Barbara's Blankets}}

*Listed: 23 August, 4 available
*Price: $100 each + $25 shipping
*Condition: Pre-owned
*Sold: 1 on 24 August at $100, purchased by [[vRS Davison]]; 2 on 18 November at $75 each, purchased by another buyer; 1 on 23 January 2019, by a third buyer

{{quotebox|This is another lovely throw blanket my mother, Barbara Chandler, found in her collection, and now we’re selling it to you. Thank you.}}

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File:Barb's blankets ebay listings photos 01.jpg|Blue, Pink, Purple Large Throw Blanket
File:Barb's blankets ebay listings photos 02.jpg|Pink, Green, Blue Throw Blanket
File:Barb's blankets ebay listings photos 03.jpg|Hearts And Flowers Large Throw Blanket (sold)
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===Autographed Fanta Orange Can===
*Listed: 28 August, 24 available, relisted 14 May 2019
*Price: $29.99 each
*Sold: 1 during August, 8 during September, 2 during October, 1 during November; 4 during December; 2 during January 2019; 1 during March 2019; 2 during April 2019, 4 during May 2019

{{quotebox|[[File:Fanta for sale 1.jpg|thumb|200px]]

Alright, everyone! Here’s something memetastic that would be awesome to own. One individual’s trash is another person’s treasure, so I’m offering a few empty Fanta Orange cans with my autograph on them. NOTE: each can will be thoroughly rinsed out and dried before being autographed. And only twelve cans will be available at this time. And each can will be enclosed in a plastic box container, as shown in the photos.}}

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===Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga===
*Listed: 28 August
*Price: $300
*Sold for $100 on 10 January 2019, to [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:DarkWestern DarkWestern]

{{quotebox|[[File:Ian Brandon Anderson autograph.jpg|thumb|200px]]
ONLY ONE will be available: an autographed photo, with my old name on it, shouting, “MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON ANDERSON!” No frame will be included, and the photo will be sandwiched between cardboard and sent in a bubble envelope.

Half of the price will be donated to eBay’s charity. }}

===Disco ball===

Chris noted that the listing was on behalf of his mother, who claimed to need money for a dental problem<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20181109074825/https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1035284271823577089</ref>.

*Listed: 30 August
*Price: $75 + $13.65 shipping
*Sold: 12 February 2019

{{quotebox|[[File:Discoball.jpg|thumb|200px]]

12" Mirror Ball with 110 volt Motor NIB Disco dance night club party

Another piece from our collection of knick knacks: a Mirror Ball, complete with functioning and working motor with power cord and two ceiling-hanging screws. Makes for a good light display with a light shining off of it at any party or bar.}}

===Bob's lighter===
*Listed: 30 August
*Title: VTG RONSON ART DECO VARAFLAME LIGHTER IN ORIGINAL BOX MADE IN ENGLAND
*Price: $29.99 + $7.20 shipping
*Sold: 30 August

{{quotebox|[[File:Bob's lighter2.jpg|thumb|200px]]

Yet another item from our stuff: this Robson lighter was presented to my father some time ago. It was Never Ever Used, no lighter fluid was ever put into it.}}

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==September==
===Bob's Golden Replicas of US Stamps album===
{{see also|Stamps}}

To advertise this, Chris proclaimed on Twitter:

{{quotebox|There’s GOLD in them thar Stamps of Bob’s!}}

*Listed: 7 September
*Price: $500

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{{quotebox|Here is a most Lovely Collection of Thirty-Five 22Karat Golden Replica US Stamps, previously owned by Chris Chan’s Father, Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr., AKA, the Internet Lumberjack. Gold is always IN and Valuable! And to have this set will make most Christorians mouths water! Either that, or the basic gold value will be good too. Also includes five Elvis Presley Stamp Covers.}}

==October==
===M&M candy dispensers===

Chris prefaced the listings by noting he was selling these on behalf of his mother<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1054076932034322434</ref>

====Sweet Wheelin' Truck====
*Listed: 21 October
*Price: $20
*Sold: 27 October

{{quotebox|MISB Limited Edition m&m’s Sweet Wheelin’ candy dispenser. No candy is included.}}

====Blue Nutcracker====
*Listed: 21 October
*Price: $20
*Sold: 13 December

{{quotebox|MISB Blue m&m’s Limited Edition Nutcracker Sweet candy dispenser. No candy is included.}}

====Red White & Blue Motorcycle====
*Listed: 25 October
*Price: $25
*Sold: 16 February 2019

{{quotebox|From our small collection, this is the Blue m&m’s Red, White and Blue Motorcycle candy dispenser, complete with listing-only drummer m&m’s plush and “Best Friends” candy holder. Neither candy holding item has been used, and no candy is included.}}

====Fun Machine and Wild Thing====

*Listed: 25 October
*Price: $25
*Sold: 1 January 2019

{{quotebox|From our small collection, here are two m&m’s dispensers for one price. The Fun Machine is MISB, and the Wild Thing roller coaster is out of box. Neither dispenser has ever been used, and no candy is included.}}

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File:Sweet Wheelin’ Truck.jpg|Sweet Wheelin’ Truck
File:Blue Nutcracker.jpg|Blue Nutcracker
File:Red White & Blue Motorcycle.jpg|Red White & Blue Motorcycle

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==References==
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DarkWestern: Confusing typo discussion.

{{quote|lesbian after he evolution-|Kevin The Jew's main page}}
This one has got me stumped. it could be a typo between "she evolved" or "he evolved".The fact that is says "he" makes this one especially confusing. My leading theory is that the original author simply meant to write "the evolution" thoughts on this? [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 16:47, 12 June 2019 (UTC)

Talk:Metonic

2019-06-11T20:23:54Z

DarkWestern:

==To do==
*image of Metonic from comics
*how this ties in with Chris's other statements on Sonichu's evolution.

==Discussion==

This is <s>kind of</s> massively retarded of me to be pondering, but wouldn't this style of helmet also restrict his ability to hear? The helmet seems solid, and does not appear to have any holes to allow sound to travel through.

[[File:MetonicHelmet.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:MetonicHelmet.png]]

[[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 16:26, 11 June 2019 (UTC)

:Sound permeates metal better than modern materials like fiberglass and foam, though animals with large ears tend to move them to better spatialize where a sound is coming from. To me it looks like Metonic isn't deaf, just hard of hearing. I'm not entirely sure if the armor is fused with Metonic's body or if he can take it off. If it's part of his body, maybe he has metal ears. [[User:AReasonableMan|AReasonableMan]] ([[User talk:AReasonableMan|talk]]) 20:06, 11 June 2019 (UTC)

I actually had not considered the idea that it may not be a removable piece of equipment! If it is in fact a part of Metonic's body which cannot be removed, my theory that he is deaf feels reinforced due to that there are no holes in the metal.. Perhaps he uses some other means to hear? I wouldn't think it would be a wise design choice to place some hearing mechanism underneath the metal... I have too much downtime at work. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 20:23, 11 June 2019 (UTC)

Talk:Metonic

2019-06-11T16:26:24Z

DarkWestern: Metonic must be deaf?

File:MetonicHelmet.png

2019-06-11T16:25:04Z

DarkWestern:

Talk:Patreon

2019-06-06T13:39:11Z

DarkWestern: In "need" of an update.

"However, just two days after his initial post on Patreon, he changed his mind after Barb had to pawn a necklace, which she had to sell at a significant loss for $325, due to the Financhu Crisis."

This information needs to be updated.

[ The following quote comes from the CWCki page [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/$400_gold_necklace "$400 gold necklace]" ]

"The $400 gold necklace is a relic of fail belonging to Barb. It was purchased on eBay for $400, after Barb was forced to sell her original gold necklace..."

This loss was not really all that significant, however, perspective on a $75 loss is up to the beholder.

[[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 13:39, 6 June 2019 (UTC)

User:DarkWestern

2019-06-05T17:07:20Z

DarkWestern: /* Fun Facts */ Added proof that Chris reads Twitter replies.

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{{Americunt}} {{JERK}}{{Straight}}{{ClassicChris}}
{{White}} {{LiquidChris}}{{Desi}}{{Jerkop}}

== About DarkWestern ==

This is the user page for DarkWestern, a mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.

[http://www.youtube.com/DarkWestern DW on YouTube] and [http://www.twitter.com/DarkWestern DW on Twitter]

DarkWestern's ties to [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/4-cent_garbage.com 4Chan] can be found online as early as 2006, but his first visit is lost to time. Shortly after finding 4Chan as an endless source of entertainment and lulz, DW started noticing the occasional post about "Sonichu" and this crazy guy who seemed angry all the time. Having quickly embraced 4Chan as an endless source of autism, DW simply ignored him and moved on. Surely Chris was just the typical 4Channer with nothing special enough to stand out. It wouldn't be till many years later that DW would finally decide to learn about CWC, and was shocked to find that he was one of the thousands who found CWC interesting, and puzzling. DW feels disappointed to have such a gap in Christory, and was busy trolling elsewhere on 4Chan during the time. What a missed opportunity. He now spends his days at work clicking on Random Page, and learning everything which was missed.

What was it about this man had made so many thousands seek out information on him? A question we surely have all asked ourselves at some point. The pursuit of knowledge? The psychology behind him, and his trolls? The long term effects of cyber bullying and unregulated internet use? DW may never know the answer to that, but is sitting on the sidelines with a big tub of popcorn waiting to see what happens next.

== Chris Chan and DarkWestern ==

DarkWestern recorded an unboxing of the autographed photo of Chris Chan titled
"Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga"
which DW overpayed Chris Chan for.

[[File:IBAvariant.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAvariant.png]]

[[File:IBAebay.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAebay.png]]

{{quote|Thanks, Christine! Enjoy some Legos or Transformers on me!|DarkWestern}}

The unboxing video!

[[File:YouTubeunbox.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0ZNkxnwYY|This links to the video, duh.]]

This Variant autographed photo <s>does not appear to have</s> has made it into the CWCki, and <s>is not listed under the Autographed Photos page</s> has recently been added to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autographed_Photos Autographed Photos page]

[[File:RecentlyAdded.png|900px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:RecentlyAdded.png]]

==Sprung Article Quest==

DarkWestern decided that it would be quite fun to own physical copies of magazines that were stupid enough to actually publish letters from Chris so he could frame them. He got the Shojo Beat magazine, which led to him realizing the CWCki page was missing a few words, and added them, and he bought the Nintendo Power with the Animal Crossing documentary, but was stumped when it came to the Sprung article.
DW realized that there was not enough information on the CWCki to find it, and there should be, and thus the quest began.

"The current mission is to find the exact issue, and page of the Nintendo Power containing Chris' letter regarding [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sprung Sprung]. It's been narrowed down to the March/April 2004 issues of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine Nintendo Power Magazine], and the physical copies are in the mail. It is suspected that it may be in a later issue than March/April 2004, possibly 2005...

This is all we have so far. Even this very CWCki has not the exact origins of the article."

[[File:CWCSprung2.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

==Update 5/9/2019==

DW was convinced that it had to be issue 178, or 179, and hastily purchased them from eBay. This is the entry after they arrived in the mail and the article was not in either issue.

"As it turns out, neither issue of Nintendo Power [ 178-179 ] which were purchased on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EBay eBay] contain the Sprung article. DW is now fairly convinced that the article is within Nintendo Power issue 190, but is broke AF right now, and issue 190 is on the shopping list."

==Update 5/14/2019==

DarkWestern by pure happenstance comes across Sonichu's News Dash #8's picture of the open magazine, and notices the extremely small writing in the corner which points out all the information needed to find the article, and posts the following.

"The Sprung article quest is finally over! It began so long before this user page was created. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash Sonichu's News Dash] Issue #8 has all but confirmed any suspicions regarding the Sprung article's exact location. DW is awaiting a copy of 190 in the mail to 'super confirm' it.
Once it arrives in the mail, and DW can 'super confirm' that everything is correct, DW plans to make micro-edits to the articles regarding Sprung which have incorrect information.

Here is the picture with Chris Chan's handwriting specifying the year, month, issue, page, and correcting Nintendo Power writers of where his location is."

[[File:CWCSprung.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

==Update 5/22/2019 END==

DW obtains a physical copy of Nintendo Power #190. It is now 'super confirmed' to be #190. The article in question is on pages 8 and 9. This concludes the Sprung Article Quest.

==Final Thoughts on the Sprung Quest==

So, now that the exact source of the article has been located, and 'super confirmed' the quest is over for DarkWestern. It was a difficult task for DW to actually locate, because none of the pages included the source of the article, not even the main Sprung page simply stated it. Ultimately all the hard work was pretty pointless considering the Sonichu's News Dash literally had the information hidden in plain sight on the photo of the page in question. DarkWestern feels accomplished with his quest completed, and can resume clicking on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Random Random Page] all day at his security guard post.

==Fun Facts==

DarkWestern has added a few missing words from the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Shoujo_Beat Shojo Beat] article containing one of Chris' letters.

DarkWestern has physical copies of every mainstream book/magazine published which contained an article Chris sent in.

DarkWestern's artist girlfriend also made him a Sonichu medallion despite how [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism autistic] such a request was.

DarkWestern foolishly gave Chris $100 for Lego's and Transformers by purchasing an autograph.

DarkWestern has over 10 years on YouTube, and barely 1,500 followers.

DarkWestern loves Liquid Chris content because it was the least harmful of the trolls in Christory.

DarkWestern proved that Chris does read his Twitter replies.

[[File:ProofChrisReads.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:ProofChrisReads.jpg]]

File:ProofChrisReads.jpg

2019-06-05T17:04:12Z

DarkWestern: Chris actually liked a tweet from DarkWestern, proving he does read the tweets.

== Summary ==
Chris actually liked a tweet from DarkWestern, proving he does read the tweets.

Talk:DeviantART

2019-06-05T14:22:52Z

DarkWestern: inconsistency in capitalization note.

==A pedofork drawing?==
I didn't get to see CWC's dA soon enough, and am wondering about the pic that Chris was banned for. The poster of [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/11267140/1181810407 this comment] leads me to believe that it was some sort of Rosey pantyshot, but the main article calls it the Rosechu washing-machine (maybe facerape?) pic. (If it ''was'' the facerape, Rosechu ''was'' 18, so it wouldn't have been child porn, although . If it wasn't facerape, then I'd like a better description of the pic.)

Not that I want to see the pic or anything if it ''is'' child porn (which disgusts me). However, I would like to know more about this "washing-machine pic," whether or not Cheguevaraplz was right about it/lying/whatever, and (most importantly) whether or not this means that perhaps Chris ''is'' a pedofork after all. --[[User:Spandam-sama|Spandam-sama]] 00:35, 29 August 2009 (CEST)

* The [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P35.jpg Pantyshot]...I don't think the pantyshot is enough to get him banned, but with my understanding of DA's sometimes arcane policies (and observations as a long time Deviantartfag myself), the facerape would DEFINITELY get him banhammered. Plus, probably twenty people reported him. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 00:40, 29 August 2009 (CEST)

*The panty shot wasn't it. If you could be banned for something like that, a lot more people would be gone. The face rape is more likely; but even then one piece being removed, even for something like pornography, isn't enough for a ban. What would have done it was probably a report for a questionable and/or truly against policy piece which informed the admins that this was a ban-evading account. Ban evaders are immediately re-banned when they're discovered. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 05:13, 29 August 2009 (CEST)

* For the record: When I saw Cheguevaraplz's comment, I checked Chris's gallery, and lo and behold, the aforementioned washing-machine pantyshot was definitely deleted from the gallery. Of course, one can't say it's the sole reason they banned him. It could have been a factor. I definitely think that the combined fact that Chris admitted to evading a ban in his journal and people flagging his most questionable pictures left and right could have resulted a ban. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 21:27, 29 August 2009 (CEST)

I myself reported two of his pics, the pantyshot and the escene of blake and bubbles (yes he uploaded that one) and I suggested in the second report to wichever admin read it to make a full check of his gallery in case he uploaded something worse, and the enxt day I received a note form them telling me about hsi banning, here are the notes:
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg186/keihzaru/note1.jpg
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg186/keihzaru/note2.jpg
([[User talk:keihzaru]])

:* HE UPLOADED THE SEX SCENE WITH BLAKE AND BUBBLES? WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM? [/cruise control] Every time I think I've seen it all, he just gets wackier. - [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 04:27, 30 August 2009 (CEST)
::* That particular page was "censored" (had a speech big bubble and a black bar covering up the "naughty bits"), but ''still''... --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 05:11, 30 August 2009 (CEST)

==Getting Him B&==

I don't think immediately trying to get him banned is the best option. He will probably do something to get himself b& (racism, sexism, and homophobia are bannable offenses), and when he does we can take credit. Until then, many lulz will pour from the account. -[[User:Skwrr|Skwrr]] 18:11, 1 November 2009 (CET)

==Really?==

Do we really need to mock Deviantart? I mean, we're not Encyclopedia Dramatica (thank god for that), as far as this site should be concerned, DeviantART is just an art site on which Chris posts is retarded artwork, not "LULZLULZLULZDRAMA!!!111". --[[User:DoctorAwesome|DoctorAwesome]]
:*We're not Wikipedia either and there's content here that would equally offend others even if it's not the point. So in the end, everybody loses. --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 20:42, 17 December 2009 (CET)

==New DA page==
http://sonichuchrischan.deviantart.com/
[[User:Midnight|Midnight]] 13:34, 12 February 2012 (PST)
:* It's not real. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:33, 12 February 2012 (PST)
::* please provide some proof. [[User:An Anonymous Guru|An Anonymous Guru]] 15:53, 13th February 2012 (GMT)

==Inconsistency in capitalization==
Is there some reason the main page is "DeviantArt" but then every use of the word thereafter is "deviantArt"? Seems inconsistent and bothers me. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 14:22, 5 June 2019 (UTC)

Talk:Zelina Rosechu

2019-06-04T19:10:19Z

DarkWestern: Appearances in the comics aren't about Zelina.

It's clear that Zelina's biography was lazily copy/pasted from Darkbind's, but the appearances in the comics seem off. Half of them make no mention of her whatsoever, and talk about DB instead. I'm still too new to the CWCki to be confident in making any changes, but I figured I'd leave my thoughts on her page here. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 19:10, 4 June 2019 (UTC)

User talk:Little Owl

2019-05-30T17:00:34Z

DarkWestern:

"''I mean, who else thinks saving money is not important, while also thinking that the lottery is an investment strategy at the same time?''"
Kinda reminds me of Elliot Rodger. [[User:DarkWestern|DarkWestern]] ([[User talk:DarkWestern|talk]]) 17:00, 30 May 2019 (UTC)

Please use 4 ~'s at the end of your comments to write your signature. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 16:39, 30 May 2019 (UTC)

User talk:Little Owl

2019-05-30T16:04:13Z

DarkWestern: misc thought

"''I mean, who else thinks saving money is not important, while also thinking that the lottery is an investment strategy at the same time?''"
Kinda reminds me of Elliot Rodger. -DarkWestern

User:DarkWestern

2019-05-28T14:50:28Z

DarkWestern: Minor adjustment to punctuation/grammar

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{{Americunt}} {{JERK}}{{Straight}}{{ClassicChris}}
{{White}} {{LiquidChris}}{{Desi}}{{Jerkop}}

== About DarkWestern ==

This is the user page for DarkWestern, a mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.

[http://www.youtube.com/DarkWestern DW on YouTube] and [http://www.twitter.com/DarkWestern DW on Twitter]

DarkWestern's ties to [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/4-cent_garbage.com 4Chan] can be found online as early as 2006, but his first visit is lost to time. Shortly after finding 4Chan as an endless source of entertainment and lulz, DW started noticing the occasional post about "Sonichu" and this crazy guy who seemed angry all the time. Having quickly embraced 4Chan as an endless source of autism, DW simply ignored him and moved on. Surely Chris was just the typical 4Channer with nothing special enough to stand out. It wouldn't be till many years later that DW would finally decide to learn about CWC, and was shocked to find that he was one of the thousands who found CWC interesting, and puzzling. DW feels disappointed to have such a gap in Christory, and was busy trolling elsewhere on 4Chan during the time. What a missed opportunity. He now spends his days at work clicking on Random Page, and learning everything which was missed.

What was it about this man had made so many thousands seek out information on him? A question we surely have all asked ourselves at some point. The pursuit of knowledge? The psychology behind him, and his trolls? The long term effects of cyber bullying and unregulated internet use? DW may never know the answer to that, but is sitting on the sidelines with a big tub of popcorn waiting to see what happens next.

== Chris Chan and DarkWestern ==

DarkWestern recorded an unboxing of the autographed photo of Chris Chan titled
"Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga"
which DW overpayed Chris Chan for.

[[File:IBAvariant.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAvariant.png]]

[[File:IBAebay.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAebay.png]]

{{quote|Thanks, Christine! Enjoy some Legos or Transformers on me!|DarkWestern}}

The unboxing video!

[[File:YouTubeunbox.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0ZNkxnwYY|This links to the video, duh.]]

This Variant autographed photo <s>does not appear to have</s> has made it into the CWCki, and <s>is not listed under the Autographed Photos page</s> has recently been added to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autographed_Photos Autographed Photos page]

[[File:RecentlyAdded.png|900px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:RecentlyAdded.png]]

==Sprung Article Quest==

DarkWestern decided that it would be quite fun to own physical copies of magazines that were stupid enough to actually publish letters from Chris so he could frame them. He got the Shojo Beat magazine, which led to him realizing the CWCki page was missing a few words, and added them, and he bought the Nintendo Power with the Animal Crossing documentary, but was stumped when it came to the Sprung article.
DW realized that there was not enough information on the CWCki to find it, and there should be, and thus the quest began.

"The current mission is to find the exact issue, and page of the Nintendo Power containing Chris' letter regarding [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sprung Sprung]. It's been narrowed down to the March/April 2004 issues of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine Nintendo Power Magazine], and the physical copies are in the mail. It is suspected that it may be in a later issue than March/April 2004, possibly 2005...

This is all we have so far. Even this very CWCki has not the exact origins of the article."

[[File:CWCSprung2.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

==Update 5/9/2019==

DW was convinced that it had to be issue 178, or 179, and hastily purchased them from eBay. This is the entry after they arrived in the mail and the article was not in either issue.

"As it turns out, neither issue of Nintendo Power [ 178-179 ] which were purchased on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EBay eBay] contain the Sprung article. DW is now fairly convinced that the article is within Nintendo Power issue 190, but is broke AF right now, and issue 190 is on the shopping list."

==Update 5/14/2019==

DarkWestern by pure happenstance comes across Sonichu's News Dash #8's picture of the open magazine, and notices the extremely small writing in the corner which points out all the information needed to find the article, and posts the following.

"The Sprung article quest is finally over! It began so long before this user page was created. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash Sonichu's News Dash] Issue #8 has all but confirmed any suspicions regarding the Sprung article's exact location. DW is awaiting a copy of 190 in the mail to 'super confirm' it.
Once it arrives in the mail, and DW can 'super confirm' that everything is correct, DW plans to make micro-edits to the articles regarding Sprung which have incorrect information.

Here is the picture with Chris Chan's handwriting specifying the year, month, issue, page, and correcting Nintendo Power writers of where his location is."

[[File:CWCSprung.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

==Update 5/22/2019 END==

DW obtains a physical copy of Nintendo Power #190. It is now 'super confirmed' to be #190. The article in question is on pages 8 and 9. This concludes the Sprung Article Quest.

==Final Thoughts on the Sprung Quest==

So, now that the exact source of the article has been located, and 'super confirmed' the quest is over for DarkWestern. It was a difficult task for DW to actually locate, because none of the pages included the source of the article, not even the main Sprung page simply stated it. Ultimately all the hard work was pretty pointless considering the Sonichu's News Dash literally had the information hidden in plain sight on the photo of the page in question. DarkWestern feels accomplished with his quest completed, and can resume clicking on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Random Random Page] all day at his security guard post.

==Fun Facts==

DarkWestern has added a few missing words from the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Shoujo_Beat Shojo Beat] article containing one of Chris' letters.

DarkWestern has physical copies of every mainstream book/magazine published which contained an article Chris sent in.

DarkWestern's artist girlfriend also made him a Sonichu medallion despite how [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism autistic] such a request was.

DarkWestern foolishly gave Chris $100 for Lego's and Transformers by purchasing an autograph.

DarkWestern has over 10 years on YouTube, and barely 1,500 followers.

DarkWestern loves Liquid Chris content because it was the least harmful of the trolls in Christory.

User:DarkWestern

2019-05-24T19:43:03Z

DarkWestern: Finishing touches on the Sprung article quest.

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|header1 = Information
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|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = LightWestern
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 19 November 1984 (age {{age|1984|19|11}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
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|label12 = Alignment
|data12 = Chaotic Neutral 
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<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:DWFace.jpeg|100px]]</div>

{{Americunt}} {{JERK}}{{Straight}}{{ClassicChris}}
{{White}} {{LiquidChris}}{{Desi}}

== About DarkWestern ==

This is the user page for DarkWestern, a mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.

[http://www.youtube.com/DarkWestern DW on YouTube] and [http://www.twitter.com/DarkWestern DW on Twitter]

DarkWestern's ties to [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/4-cent_garbage.com 4Chan] can be found online as early as 2006, but his first visit is lost to time. Shortly after finding 4Chan as an endless source of entertainment and lulz, DW started noticing the occasional post about "Sonichu" and this crazy guy who seemed angry all the time. Having quickly embraced 4Chan as an endless source of autism, DW simply ignored him and moved on. Surely Chris was just the typical 4Channer with nothing special enough to stand out. It wouldn't be till many years later that DW would finally decide to learn about CWC, and was shocked to find that he was one of the thousands who found CWC interesting, and puzzling. DW feels disappointed to have such a gap in Christory, and was busy trolling elsewhere on 4Chan during the time. What a missed opportunity. He now spends his days at work clicking on Random Page, and learning everything which was missed.

What was it about this man had made so many thousands seek out information on him? A question we surely have all asked ourselves at some point. The pursuit of knowledge? The psychology behind him, and his trolls? The long term effects of cyber bullying and unregulated internet use? DW may never know the answer to that, but is sitting on the sidelines with a big tub of popcorn waiting to see what happens next.

== Chris Chan and DarkWestern ==

DarkWestern recorded an unboxing of the autographed photo of Chris Chan titled
"Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga"
which DW overpayed Chris Chan for.

[[File:IBAvariant.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAvariant.png]]

[[File:IBAebay.png|400px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:IBAebay.png]]

{{quote|Thanks, Christine! Enjoy some Legos or Transformers on me!|DarkWestern}}

The unboxing video!

[[File:YouTubeunbox.png|link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0ZNkxnwYY|This links to the video, duh.]]

This Variant autographed photo <s>does not appear to have</s> has made it into the CWCki, and <s>is not listed under the Autographed Photos page</s> has recently been added to the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autographed_Photos Autographed Photos page]

[[File:RecentlyAdded.png|900px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:RecentlyAdded.png]]

==Sprung Article Quest==

DarkWestern decided that it would be quite fun to own physical copies of magazines that were stupid enough to actually publish letters from Chris so he could frame them. He got the Shojo Beat magazine, which led to him realizing the CWCki page was missing a few words, and added them, and he bought the Nintendo Power with the Animal Crossing documentary, but was stumped when it came to the Sprung article.
DW realized that there was not enough information on the CWCki to find it, and there should be, and thus the quest began.

"The current mission is to find the exact issue, and page of the Nintendo Power containing Chris' letter regarding [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sprung Sprung]. It's been narrowed down to the March/April 2004 issues of of [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine Nintendo Power Magazine], and the physical copies are in the mail. It is suspected that it may be in a later issue than March/April 2004, possibly 2005...

This is all we have so far. Even this very CWCki has not the exact origins of the article."

[[File:CWCSprung2.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

==Update 5/9/2019==

DW was convinced that it had to be issue 178, or 179, and hastily purchased them from eBay. This is the entry after they arrived in the mail and the article was not in either issue.

"As it turns out, neither issue of Nintendo Power [ 178-179 ] which were purchased on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/EBay eBay] contain the Sprung article. DW is now fairly convinced that the article is on Nintendo Power issue 190, but is broke AF right now, and issue 190 is on the shopping list."

==Update 5/14/2019==

DarkWestern by pure happenstance comes across Sonichu's News Dash #8's picture of the open magazine, and notices the extremely small writing in the corner which points out all the information needed to find the article, and posts the following.

"The Sprung article quest is finally over! It began so long before this user page was created. [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash Sonichu's News Dash] Issue #8 has all but confirmed any suspicions regarding the Sprung article's exact location. DW is awaiting a copy of 190 in the mail to 'super confirm' it.
Once it arrives in the mail, and DW can 'super confirm' that everything is correct, DW plans to make micro-edits to the articles regarding Sprung which have incorrect information.

Here is the picture with Chris Chan's handwriting specifying the year, month, issue, page, and correcting Nintendo Power writers of where his location is."

[[File:CWCSprung.jpg|200px|link=https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:CWCSprung.jpg]]

==Update 5/22/2019 END==

DW obtains a physical copy of Nintendo Power #190. It is now 'super confirmed' to be #190. The article in question is on pages 8 and 9. This concludes the Sprung Article Quest.

==Final Thoughts on the Sprung Quest==

So, now that the exact source of the article has been located, and 'super confirmed' the quest is over for DarkWestern. It was a difficult task for DW to actually locate, because none of the pages included the source of the article, not even the main Sprung page simply stated it. Ultimately all the hard work was pretty pointless considering the Sonichu's News Dash literally had the information hidden in plain sight on the photo of the page in question. DarkWestern feels accomplished with his quest completed, and can resume clicking on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Random Random Page] all day at his security guard post.

==Fun Facts==

DarkWestern has added a few missing words from the [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Shoujo_Beat Shojo Beat] article containing one of Chris' letters.

DarkWestern has physical copies of every mainstream book/magazine published which contained an article Chris sent in.

DarkWestern's artist girlfriend also made him a Sonichu medallion despite how [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Autism autistic] such a request was.

DarkWestern foolishly gave Chris $100 for Lego's and Transformers by purchasing an autograph.

DarkWestern has over 10 years on YouTube, and barely 1,500 followers.

DarkWestern loves Liquid Chris content because it was the least harmful of the trolls in Christory.