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RomanticLabyrinth

2025-03-31T14:46:24Z

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'''An Ol' Classic Dream''', later renamed '''RomanticLabyrinth''', is the tenth animation Chris posted to [[Flipnote Hatena]]. It is essentially one of Chris's [[Chris and sex|wet]] [[dreams]] conveyed in Flipnote form and is, of course, completely horrifying. It is, as the name suggests, based on the [[Dreams#The_Watery_Maze_Dream|watery maze dream]], albeit featuring ([[Chris and censorship|censored]]) [[Duck|genitalia]] (complete with erection), nipples, and [[china]], as well as implied [[Giant Penis Comic|sex]]--note that [[Chris and the Internet|this is predictably and clearly against the rules of Flipnote Hatena]]. Chris then demands that his fellow Flipnote Hatena users [[Chris and his Ego|shower him in literally millions of stars]] in order for him to post [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|an uncensored version]], which, of course, would violate the website's terms of service even ''more'' and which, regardless, no one would ever want to see.

Flipnote Hatena, being a family-friendly organization totally antithetical to [[Chris and sex|Chris's perverse delusions]], removed the video minutes after it went up. Fortunately, citizens of the [[CWCki]] were able to save an archival copy of the animation even faster, and [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|TheCWCvilleLibrary]] had soon mirrored it.

This animation features some of Chris's more disturbing thoughts on romance: sex is love, people fall in love from merely looking at each other, and a stranger getting visibly erect in front of you isn't creepy whatsoever. Needless to say, Chris probably [[mass debate]]s to this.

Also of note is that, if you look really close near the end of the video (where Chris says "If only I knew who you are in reality") a big black mess appears near his legs, making it look like he jizzed ''and'' [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shat himself]] thinking about this mystery woman.

[[Ivy Q&A|Ivy supplied]] some interesting background to this:
{{Quote|After falling back asleep Chris had a "sticky dream." He said that it had about him and me in a pool, and that as he had been my hero, I could be his heroine too- his “God’s angel mermaid”. He stated that when he woke up there was yet another mess but "not a bad mess”. “Oh, you had a wet dream?"
Chris giggled and said: "No, that's when you pee yourself, silly!"}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = An Ol' Classic Dream
| ytid = q2iqLoGF-J4
| stardate = 27 [[June 2010]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}, {{Flipnote|text}}
| previous = [[Edit Me]]
| next = [[For Women ONLY]]
}}

==Edited video (third version)==
<center>{{#ev:youtube|aCbGOfAuMww}}</center>

==Transcript==

[[Image:LabyrinthZone.png|thumb|A labyrinth filled with water...[[Sonic the Hedgehog|does this remind you of anything?]]]]

[''A title card appears: "An Ol' Classic Dream... [[Honest Content|18+ Only]]". The "18" appears to have been [[Pedofork|hastily altered from a 13]].'']

[''A maze is displayed, showing a staircase and two dots. The dots move towards each other. The camera zooms in on the dots, and an arrow is drawn pointing to one of them, labeled "ME".'']

[''A [[nude]], anatomically-correct male stick figure (with a censored [[pickle]]) is shown wading through a watery hallway, presumably within the maze. He looks around and notices something; lines indicating surprise appear over his head. He smiles. The camera moves to the left, revealing a naked, anatomically-correct female stick figure ([[ShecameforCWC.JPG|with censored nipples and vagina]]). The male stick figure's censor box grows longer, indicating a stiffy. A heart appears in a thought bubble above both stick figures' heads.'']

[''The stick figures are shown in a different, watery room. They move towards each other and make out. A heart appears around the two of them.'']

[''This situation is then shown to be a [[dream]] that Chris is having.'']

[[Lovely Weather|LOVELY WOMAN]], I LOVE YOU! ♥

IF ONLY I KNEW WHO YOU ARE IN REALITY

[''Chris's signature appears above the Flipnote Chris's head.'']

TO ENJOY THIS DREAM UNCENSORED, OFFER A TOTAL SUM OF [[Chris and his Ego|FIVE MILLION]]...

STARS ☆ INCLUDING 100 GREEN, 10 RED, 10 BLUE...

5 PURPLE AND 5 ORANGE.

[[Chris and music|Music: "City in the Clouds"]] by [[Wikipedia:Howard Drossin|Howard Drossin]]

Have a Good and Safe Day. ''Christian W. Chandler.''

== Later versions ==
[[File:ThirdLabyrinth.gif|thumb|The third and final version.]]

As any sane person would expect, the Flipnote mods brought [[List of places that have banned Chris|the hammer]] down on Chris's sex fantasy very, very quickly. And as anybody with even a casual knowledge of Chris would guess, he was less than happy. Not long after the first version was taken down, Chris put up a new version with both characters wearing hastily-drawn-on clothing (reminiscent of the edits made to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) and the hard-on replaced by a [[semen|strange white cloud]]. This was removed after being reported again. Chris then attempted to upload a ''third'' version, this one preceded by a long self-aggrandizing rant begging the site's administrators not to delete it and to participate in his crusade against any form of negative feedback.

{{quotebox|<nowiki>*</nowiki>I want to NOTE, the "RomanticLabyrinth" FlipNote is NOT

Inappropriate; [[Sonichu 8|the People are CLOTHED]], [[Sonichu 10|THERE IS NO VIOLENCE]],

THERE IS [[Nudes|NO FLASHING]]! I WILL NOT BE DELETED FROM TROLLS WHO...

FALSELY REPORT MY ROMANTIC FANTASY AND MY STRAIGHTNESS AS A VIOLATION,

Just so those [[Troll|DANG Idiots]] can get away portraying me as a Homosexual Which IS WRONG!!!

Admins of F.N. Hatena who see my complaint here, please monitor ALL comments posted

anywher [''sic''] on F.N.H.; it is Very Difficult to Locate and Block Every Single One, Only to have them

create NEW Accounts ONLY TO Continue Trolling Me Like They've done so far. And please

allow me to keep my account on F.N.H. and allow my RomanticLabyrinth to Stay as my

Own FlipNote On the Hatena in the name of MY Right to speak of myself for myself and

Not be described by False Rumors fabricated by the Trollin' Stupid People.

Thank You. Peace, Christian Weston Chandler.}}

The second version followed after the text. The mods deleted this one so quickly that nobody was actually able to see the video on its own page. Its thumbnail is all the evidence we have that it ever existed at all.

On July 2, Chris attempted to upload the second version a fourth time, which led to his DSi being permanently blocked from the service.

Along with several other videos, the second version was uploaded a ''fifth'' time on July 24, after Chris linked his DSi to a different account to evade his [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]]. As one point, the fifth upload had over [[4-cent_garbage.com|9001 stars]]. It was taken down on 26 July.

Shortly after the fifth version was taken down, Chris uploaded the second version a ''sixth'' time. It remained unblocked on Hatena until it shut down in [[2013]].

==Fan video==
<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = ChrisNote
| video = {{#ev:youtube|iUJFFUdKZdU}}
| stardate = 12 [[August 2011]]
| maker = albee1000
| subject = [[Flipnote Hatena]], [[Love Quest]]
| type = Slanderous mockery
| info = "A satire of Chris Chan's disgusting wet dream Flipnote which, instead of being mature enough to simply allow it to be banned, crudely edited it and sneaked his way back onto the site. "
}}</center>

[[Category:Flipnote Hatena| 2010-06-29]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-29]]
{{Flipnotes}}

Kacey Call 9

2024-12-13T02:45:44Z

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'''Kacey Call 9''' was the ninth call between [[Chris]] and [[Kacey]], which took place on 3 [[September 2009]].

==Summary==
*Chris says he's OK being just friends. However, one second later, he says that Kacey telling him they're just friends is like "stabbing him in the heart".
*Chris nervously asks if Kacey has ever drank [[alcohol]], apparently Chris briefly drank a lot but now he only drinks "socially".
*Chris is confused and disappointed that Kacey still has feelings for [[Liquid Chris]].
*Chris angrily recounts his one date with [[Faeryn]] and how she told him "I'm just not into you", and she totally "said that out of nowhere".
*Chris needs more "guy friends" to hang out with.
*Kacey says he was probably "too girly" for the other guys. Chris says he has done "boy things" such as playing soccer, volleyball, and football in [[high school]]. Chris blames his [[autism]], his [[father]], and other males for his not having male friends.
*Kacey says women are way more evil than men. Chris says "that's stupid," then goes on to say that he knows more about women than Kacey due to [[TV]].
*Kacey asks for a story, and Chris starts whining and raising his voice about his memory and how Kacey is asking too much of him.
*"I don't remember spoken words or what I've said".
*Some kid punched Chris on the bus and knocked his glasses off. HE KNOCKED HIS [[glasses|GLASSES]] OFF. Chris claims he fought back. (Note that he tells a different version of this story to [[Jackie]] one year later.)
*Chris starts raising his voice and Kacey threatens to hang up.
*Kacey suggests for him to type his stories up and to put them on [[CWCipedia]]. Chris thinks if the trolls hear about this they will mock him for it, but then says he'll think about it.
*Chris gets stressed out and asks permission to get off the phone.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Kacey Call 9
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|vHgqvNt1YCo}}
| Stardate = 3 September 2009
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga
| previous = [[Kacey Call 8]]
| next = [[Kacey Call 10]]
}} </center>

'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Kacey:''' Hey, Chris. It’s Kacey. How are ya?

'''Chris:''' Hey, Kace. I’m OK. How are you?

'''Kacey:''' I’m OK. Just tired.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' Long day at work.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh… [unintelligible] I fairly much- I fairly much got over [[Kacey Call 8|what happened last night]]. And uh… you know, I’m still-I’m still gonna be friends with you. I just want to let you know about that.

'''Kacey:''' Y-you get over it? What do you mean by that?

'''Chris:''' C’mon, didn’t you get the email I sent you last night?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, I did. You told me to watch some movies. I already did, and I was like, I don’t get it.

'''Chris:''' Telling somebody you’re gonna be– telling somebody whose hopeful expectations of something better than being just friends [unintelligible] [[Friend zone|just friends forever]]. That’s like stabbing him- that’s like stabbing him in the back or in the heart.

'''Kacey:''' And you think that trying to push attentions on somebody who’s in love with someone else isn’t like stabbing them in the heart?

'''Chris:''' I did not say that and I did not… I…

'''Kacey:''' Chris, you just can’t predict the future and you can’t force things on people, like I just want you to respect how I feel right now. I mean, actions speak louder than words. I mean… just, right now… I mean, I’m not saying I know what’s gonna happen, but you can’t either. I mean… just, right now it’s like, you’ve gotta understand what I’m going through.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' And for you to go behind my back and tell people that I’m gonna be your girlfriend… I mean, just, you know… you would ruin anything you could’ve had anyway. Just, right now is not the time, and you need to respect that. I’m not saying that I hate you or anything. I’m just saying… no.

'''Chris:''' Okay. I’m sorry.

'''Kacey:''' I mean, do you not understand how much pain I’m going through?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I do understand. I do understand, you know? Yeah, [[Liquid Chris|the guy]]… he left you…

'''Kacey:''' Well, I don’t think you do. I mean, do you… do you even know what love is? What is love to you?

'''Chris:''' Love, to me, is like a lot of things. It’s complicated to talk about, like most anybody else would, but you know, when I feel love, it’s like I feel… I feel the tingle-I feel the happy tingling and I feel happy, elated, ecstatic… and the-and it just feels-it just feels really really good. And I still…

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, but love is pain too, you know, right?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' I mean, love is just intensity.

'''Chris:''' Love is intensity?

'''Kacey:''' Yes. I mean, it could go either way. It’s not always good and it’s not always bad.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, OK. Actually, I understand that. Mmm… yeah, anyway… uh… I don’t really have much on my mind right now. Actually, I do have one question I had-I did want to ask you.

'''Kacey:''' OK.

'''Chris:''' It may not be appropriate, but… yeah. Have you ever… drank? You know, [[alcohol|alcoholic beverages]].

'''Kacey:''' O-of course I have. I’m over twenty-one.

'''Chris:''' OK.

'''Kacey:''' I mean, I had my celebratory twenty-first birthday dinner at least. I mean, I don’t drink a lot, but… I-I have had drinks. Why do you ask?

'''Chris:''' I was just wondering, 'cause yeah, you know, I’ve had-I’ve had some myself and I don’t drink as much either. [pause] I mean, it’s like, you know… uh… you know, at first I-I did more-did more often, because, you know, it just felt good, but then I realized that’s how bad it was. And then I-and then I stayed of it and I don’t do it as much.

'''Kacey:''' I-it’s not that bad if you do it in moderation. I mean, one drink won’t kill you or anything like that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, one drink in a d-one drink in a day.

'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you can have more than one drink, it’s just that you don’t want to get to the point where it rules you, where like, you always have to have a drink.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I don’t-I don’t feel like I have to have a drink every day.

'''Kacey:''' Well, that’s good.

'''Chris:''' 'Cause, you know, I’ll drink socially.

'''Kacey:''' Y-yeah, most people are social drinkers.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, OK. I just wanted to ask. Get that question out of the way.

'''Kacey:''' OK.

'''Chris:''' OK, umm… yeah, OK. So, you’re still having feelings for… uh… for [[Liquid|Chris]], yeah.

'''Kacey:''' O-of course I did. I was-I was gonna marry him. I mean, I know we didn’t know each other for very long, but… I fell for him really hard. I mean, you don’t know much pain I am-I’m in. I-I-It sucks that I can’t even see him, that I can’t hear him, that I can’t even touch him. I mean, i-it sucks. It hurts.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I’ve had that happen to me before, you know. It’s like, you know, I had high expectations myself. You know, yeah, with the-with the women I talked to one at a time, of course you know, with them. And they either-they either turn out to be [[trolls]] or they died.

'''Kacey:''' O-or they died?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Like… uh… [[Sarah Jackson]] for one was in an auto-automobile accident between her car and a truck. [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie]] was involved in that brushfire last- brushfire last January.

'''Kacey:''' Chris, how many times have you been in quote-unquote love? [pause]

'''Chris:''' I don’t know. I do not-I have not kept count, but I’m talking about, like you know, yeah, w-we have actually talked to each other for a standard amount of time… and then they-and then they-either they turn out to be trolls or they died. [pause] And this is over the internet, by the way, like it happened between last- between last August and… uh…

'''Kacey:''' Would you really call that love though? I mean, if you can go in and out of it so easily?

'''Chris:''' I felt it. I felt it and I still feel for those- for those lost hearts, especially the ones…

'''Kacey:''' For all of them?

'''Chris:''' Well, the ones that died. I-I can’t really say that I have positive emotions, you know, for that [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-old brat]] who pretended to be a twenty-year-one… twenty-one-year-old girl for two… two-three… two-three months. So, [mutters incoherently] …was the first one that got into my [[Playstation Network]] account and conned me-and he con-and that little brat conned me out of so much DLC and even the [unintelligible] version of Burnout Paradise when it was just twenty dollars. [pause]

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, uh… I guess that would make you angry.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' I mean, you just seem-you just seem more worked up about the [[video games]] than you do talking about love though. I mean, look at-look at the passion you showed, and then I asked you about love and you’re like, “whatever.”

'''Chris:''' [sighs]

'''Kacey:''' I think… that’s just not cool.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you’re right. It’s not. I mean, it’s just that I never learned love beyond… c’mon… it’s like, you know, I never even had my first [[Dating|date]] up until a few weeks ago, when I-when I went out on that one date.

'''Kacey:''' W-with who again?

'''Chris:''' I only-I only out with one date-on one date in my lifetime and that was with [[Faeryn]] [mutters incoherently] a month-a couple- a month or two ago.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, was she pretty?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, she was pretty, but after-but after one date, she was like “Oh, I’m not into you.” And then she just broke it-and then she just broke it with me like that. I mean, I was not-I did not feel the pain immediately, because I did have-because I did have one, and this was at the Apple-we had our date at the [[List of restaurants#Applebee's|Applebee’s]]. You know, it was a Monday night?

'''Kacey:''' Uh-huh.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I had one. But, it’s like, you know, her-it’s like, the emotions didn’t get me right away, but then… y’know, after I sober… uh… after a while, I sobered up and then it all-then it all…

'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, if you weren’t sober, did you do anything inappropriate? Maybe that turned her off.

'''Chris:''' Wait, what?

'''Kacey:''' You said that you weren’t sober. Did you do anything in the date that was inappropriate? Maybe that turned her off.

'''Chris:''' [sighs] Well, yeah, maybe I did touch her a few times.

'''Kacey:''' Chris, we’ve talked about this!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I know, but this was-this was before I met you. This was before I met you.

'''Kacey:''' But, you should know that anyway, you’re twenty-seven.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' Um… you know, it’s just common sense. Well, I mean… um… since you said she was pretty… uh… what did she look like?

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah. You saw the picture. Remember that trading card I gave to [[Kim]]?

'''Kacey:''' O-oh, that was her?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, in the-in the second half of the heart-shaped balloon. Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' Um… I-I really don’t remember that well. I-I mean, it’s like, I just kind of looked at Kim’s picture, cause you remember, I just commented on that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you did.

'''Kacey:''' So, so… uh… maybe you could re-describe her for me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, she heav-yeah, she was a heavy-set girl. Kind of a redhead. Short, short hair. Uh… I think she was about your height. Uh, no wait. I’m sorry. She was a little bit taller. Um… [pause] yeah, she was-she was like… uh… she was-she was a wild, fun one, kind of. She worked at a book sto- she works at a book store over at the downtown mall.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, OK. Cool.

'''Chris:''' Mmm, all the details, I can’t remember off the top of my head, but the point it is… end-end of date num-at end of date number one, she just told me “I was not at all that into me-all that into you.” She was not all that into…

'''Kacey:''' [interrupting] What prompted her to say that? Did she just say that out of nowhere? Or did you-did you… proposition her?

[pause]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, she pretty much said that out of nowhere.

'''Kacey:''' That seems odd. Well, if she would do something like that, she probably wasn’t very nice to begin with. I mean, I don’t do that when I meet guys. I don’t go up to them and go, “By the way, I don’t like you!”

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I agree with you. [pause] But, you know, the point is though, I do-I do get lonely a lot, especially during night-during the nighttime, when I’m not talking to anybody.

'''Kacey:''' Well… uh… maybe you should go out and get some friends, like I, you know, suggested.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, Kim and I were just talking about that. Yeah, need to make more-need-need some more guy friend-need more [[JERKS|guy friends]] to hang out with.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, yeah. That’s definitely good. You definitely should.

'''Chris:''' Mmm… yeah…

'''Kacey:''' Some [[Commissions#"Boy's Night Out at Cheers with Jugs," Dated 7/20/2014|boys' nights out]].

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, Kim can tell you more about what we talked about in that conversation. But, yeah, it’s not that easy…

'''Kacey:''' Well, why can’t you?

'''Chris:''' Why can’t I make guy friends? Well…

'''Kacey:''' No, why can’t you tell me? I mean, should I get my information from Kim?

'''Chris:''' Well, I can’t ‘member all the details. I can tell you what I remember.

'''Kacey:''' No, that-that’s fine. Just… um…

'''Chris:''' Yeah… uh… anyway, it’s like, you know, yeah. I just basically- I just never cared for guys that much and… uh… I didn’t- I rarely socialized with guy-with men-with boys grow-growing up. Mostly-I mostly socialized with girls.

'''Kacey:''' D-don’t… OK. I mean, I don’t see why. If you-if you get friends with someone, it doesn’t really matter what gender they are. I mean, it seems like you’re being kind of biased, for no reason. I mean, that’s kinda gay. [Chris sighs] Look, most guys who have a lot of girlfriends would be like that. [chuckles]

'''Chris:''' Yeah… uh… well, I mean, I will admit, I did have a few-I did have a few buddies in my-I did have a few buddies in my lifetime. But, yeah. But, it’s like, you know, they… came-they came and gone. You know. But, you know, we hung out like-like-like a coup-couple of-like [[Homos|straight men]], you know. It was OK. But, any-but, anyway, most-anyway, other than that… uh… I just never really- rrreally socialized with men as much as I did with women. Uh… boys…

'''Kacey:''' But, like I said, i-it feels like you did that because… you’re… biased. Not because the guys weren’t-were really mean or anything.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well-yeah, think about this, though. I mean, this way like, all growing up, this-this is go-this is going on. My neighborhood consisted mostly of young girls. [stammers] …we were the same age. You know, we played together and all that. And, you know… [pause, sound of clock ticking, mutter incoherently] …I had more [[gal pals]] than I did… dude-than I did dude buddies.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, I mean… what about in school? There had to be way more guys in school you could interact with.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I did-I did talk-I did- I told ya, I made-I had a few buddies in high-between the school life… but the point is, you know, yeah. I did not-I just did not have that many guy friends. [pause] It just never happened for me.

'''Kacey:''' I-I mean, but was it because… of you, your biasness, or just because… I don’t know.

'''Chris:''' I would say it would contribute to my [[autism]]. You know…

'''Kacey:''' Autism doesn’t make you hate genders, Chris.

'''Chris:''' [yelling] Oh, forget about genders! It’s like, you know I rarely talk to pe-autistic people rarely talk to other people, and they rarely…

'''Kacey:''' That’s bullshit, you know that, right? [Chris sighs] I mean, yes, they have social problems, but… I mean, you’re talking to me now. I have experience with this. Don’t try to bullshit me and play that card.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, OK, but I’m just saying, it’s like, you know… it was more… It’s like, OK, growing up I had the girls in the neighborhood. I was introduced to the girls and they were nice to me, they were friendly to me, and…

'''Kacey:''' OK, and who’s to say the guys wouldn’t be? Maybe you just didn’t do a lot of guy things. Maybe you were too girly for them or something. Cause that’s the only way I could see, like, little boys picking on another boy. [pause]

'''Chris:''' I have do-I have done boy things. I’ve played sports.

'''Kacey:''' Like what?

'''Chris:''' You know, like basketball, volleyball, baseball…

'''Kacey:''' Volleyball’s not really a guy-sport. That’s really a girl-sport.

'''Chris:''' [interrupting] Soccer! Soccer. I’ve played a foot-I’ve played a little football.

'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, then you should’ve been able to talk to lots of, you know, other boys your age. [pause]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and all consider this: [[Bob|my father]], he just constantly picked and picked on my nerves. He calls it teach me how to spaaaaar argumentatively and in talking. He just-he just called it that excuse. But, because of like, you know, he has to put it in that sense… it just, pretty much, paints a very sharp-very sharp, high-definition picture in my head about how boys would likely…

'''Kacey:''' That’s just your dad, Chris! That doesn’t represent every male in society. Maybe he’s just trying to be your father. Maybe he’s just trying to teach you something.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but still, I mean like, you know… and also, I have watched [[television]] and I have often seen…

'''Kacey:''' Chris, we’ve talked about this. Television does not equal real life. You can’t use it as a basis.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, but, you know, you definitely find in real life that… uh… men often do pick fights, in real life.

'''Kacey:''' No! Women pick more fights than men do. It’s what women do. I mean… you’ve gotta be kidding me. Haven’t you ever heard of a catfight?

'''Chris:''' I’ve heard catfights.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, women are way more evil, of the two genders, I promise you.

'''Chris:''' Now that’s-now that’s stupid. No, no, no…

'''Kacey:''' That’s not stupid at all! [chuckles] Obviously, you haven’t been around women enough. I mean, I’m a woman, I would know these things.

'''Chris:''' I have been around woman a lot in my lifetime, believe me. [pause]

'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, I just don’t think you could speak for that unless you’re a woman, and you’re not a woman, are you?

'''Chris:''' [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|No, I am not.]]

'''Kacey:''' Then you wouldn’t really know, now would you?

'''Chris:''' I guess that-would not know, I’m not a mind reader. [pause, belches] Excuse me.

'''Kacey:''' [obviously disgusted] You’re excused. But, I mean, I, yeah, I think Kim’s right. I think you should go out and get some more guy friends.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' I mean, OK, you’re a guy too. Have you ever started a fight?

'''Chris:''' L-let me ponder about that… that would be diving into my memories, right there.

'''Kacey:''' H-how can you ponder about it? You’ve either started a fight or you haven’t. If you’re saying, “all guys start fights,” then you should’ve.

'''Chris:''' [sigh] Yeah, OK, well, I have-I have started fights, in retrospect. In return, I have picked on my father’s nerves, and gotten to start argument-and started fights with him.

'''Kacey:''' OK, how?

'''Chris:''' You know-you know, it’s like, you know… I don’t know. It’s… like a current topic that comes up… I just… I don’t know, I just… find a nerve-I just randomly find a nerve that he’s bothered about and… uh… it’s like, you know, I end up picking on that and then he-and then he raises his voice at me, and then we get into an argument.

'''Kacey:''' You know, that sounds like stuff women do, but can you give me an example?

'''Chris:''' [high-pitched yelling] I… just gave you an example!

'''Kacey:''' You didn’t give me a real one, like you didn’t tell me like, what you said.

'''Chris:''' [still frustrated] Well, I don’t remember all the audio details.

'''Kacey:''' You don’t remember any details.

'''Chris:''' I do. I remember…

'''Kacey:''' Don’t raise your voice at me.

'''Chris:''' I remember-I remember details. It’s just, they’re mostly photographic. I can’t-it’s like, you know, I don’t ‘member spoken words or what I said.

'''Kacey:''' Pho… [sighs] never mind.

'''Chris:''' But, ye- I mean, but, yeah, it’s like, you know, when it really sinks in, I can-I can remember what was said. When it really sinks in.

'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, OK, have you ever started a physical fight, like you accuse other boys of doing? [pause]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I can honestly say I have not started a physical fight, even though I was physically beat on myself a few times in my life.

'''Kacey:''' Did you swing back? I mean, did you do anything? [pause]

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I did fi-I did fight back. [pause]

'''Kacey:''' When? Like, do you know of a time when you did that?

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know this one-yeah, I know the one time when on the scho-on the… uh… [[Manchester High School#The Bus|school bus]], on the way home. It’s like, you know, I was a constant-I was, like, in constant... you know, I was sitting in the front seat of the bus, and this guy was sitting across the aisle, in the front seat as well… and uh… it’s like, you know, we were in constant competition with each other, and then when he… and then-and one of those times, when he really wanted to really get the jump on me and be the first out of the bus… it’s like, you know… yeah, he gave me-he gave me a physical… hit in the… hit in the-I don’t remember exactly where. But, yeah-but, yeah. Then I pun-then I punched back and then… and then… a couple more punches and then… he kno-he punched me so hard in the face, it knocked my [[Pedo-glasses|glasses]] off. He knocked my glasses off! [pause]

'''Kacey:''' Well, did you bleed?

'''Chris:''' Yes, I did bleed.

'''Kacey:''' Like, from your nose or something? Or your lip?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I had a few bleed spots from my face. I think-yeah, I had a nosebleed.

'''Kacey:''' What did your parents do? O-or was that when they took you off the bus and put you on the short bus?

'''Chris:''' That was when-right after that happened, they took me off the regular bus and they put me on the stupid handicapped bus.

'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you got to leave class a little early. Wasn’t that cool?

'''Chris:''' No, I did not have to leave class early. I left cla-I left class at the same time as everybody else.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, OK.

'''Chris:''' Buses-all the buses left at the same time.

'''Kacey:''' Sorry, most schools… uh… those buses leave earlier.

'''Chris:''' [sigh] Yeah, those-those buses did not leave earlier. They left at the same time. [pause] Anyway, I-anyway, I did-anyway, I cared not-I cared not care much for any of those handicapped bus rides, especially with the one reta-

'''Kacey:''' Why?

'''Chris:''' OK, I can definitely name you a few reasons, like there was this one [stutters] …there was this one [[slow-in-the-minds|slow-minded individual]] named Tony. He was like as big as-he was as big and strong as an ox. He just kept on making all the [[Stress sigh|moanings and noises and whatnot]], and he sometimes even-even-a couple of times he even spat on me, and he even bopped me on the back of the head once or twice during the whole-during the whole time I knew him there.

'''Kacey:''' Why didn’t-why didn’t you just move?

'''Chris:''' I was sitting in my usual seat, you know, front…

'''Kacey:''' Well, why didn’t you just move? [pause] I mean, if somebody’s doing that to you, isn’t it common sense to move?

'''Chris:''' I did not want to move. My constant-my con…

'''Kacey:''' Well, then it didn’t really matter that much…

'''Chris:''' My con… [quickly quiets down] My constant…

'''Kacey:''' Uh-uh.

'''Chris:''' I’m talking. My constant routine…

'''Kacey:''' Doesn’t mean you need to…

'''Chris:''' …was riding on the right side of the bus.

'''Kacey:''' [sternly] Don’t you. Don’t you! Stop! You raise your voice at me again and I will-I will leave this phone call.

'''Chris:''' OK, but still. It was my constant routine that I ride on the right side of the bus, on the front seat, and this guy was, like, two seats behind me.

'''Kacey:''' OK, well then he really shouldn’t have been able to reach you, and even then, if it was bothering you that much, couldn’t you tell the bus driver or just move? Would it really have killed you to move?

'''Chris:''' Actually, no. Uh… yeah, I did-I did not like breaking my routine-oh, wait. I did eventually move. But, any-but, yeah, I did tell the bus driver. I also told the special aide… person that rode on the bus practically every bus ride. I did not care for much-much for her either. I mean, like, you know, I tried being friendly-I tried being friends with her, but… still, it’s like, you know, she was all-all butch and…

'''Kacey:''' Chris!

'''Chris:''' Very forceful. It’s like, you know, I just didn’t care much for her.

'''Kacey:''' What do you mean, “she was all butch?”

'''Chris:''' You know, she constantly raised her voice, for one thing.

'''Kacey:''' Maybe she was just trying to establish authority. But, how does that make her butch?

'''Chris:''' Her tone of voice was butch.

'''Kacey:''' A-are you saying she had a deep voice?

'''Chris:''' Yes, she did have a deep voice. Yes she did.

'''Kacey:''' Have you ever thought of writing these stories down in the [[CWCipedia]], so that people might be able to understand you more? You know, see what you’ve gone through?

'''Chris:''' I can’t think of everything for me to put on the Cwcipedia, and plus that kind of information is one that-only the trolls would just mock me about. “Oh, you rode on the handicapped bus! You were…”

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, but you’re… OK, but the trolls already know that, don’t they? Wh-maybe if you put these stories on there, your fans would appreciate you more.

'''Chris:''' I’ll think about it. I’ll think about that. [pause] Yeah, it’s a whole-so much-so many stories in my lifetime I-and I do remember them all. It’s just, you know, most of them are buried in my head, and it would take me a while…

'''Kacey:''' Well, I mean… well, how about… uh… old essays from [[high school]], you know, so even-at least I could see more of your high school life? Like [[Manchester High Leaks|old English essays]] or something?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, I have some of those.

'''Kacey:''' OK, I would definitely be interested in seeing those on the CWCipedia soon.

'''Chris:''' OK. I will definitely think about that and… uh… and I will consider putting-putting-looking-finding those and putting those in the CWCipedia, and I emphasize finding those…

'''Kacey:''' Well, don’t think about it. I wasn’t you to do that, okay. Can you do that for me?

'''Chris:''' I’ll put up a few on the CWCipedia, yeah.

'''Kacey:''' Thank you. Thank you. That means a lot to me.

'''Chris:''' OK. [pauses, then sighs] Yeah, I’m kind of tired right now. Ummm… is it okay if we end-if we end-end it for now, tonight? We can talk-we can talk again tomorrow night.

'''Kacey:''' No, that’s fine.

'''Chris:''' OK. Alright, well you take care. Stay safe.

'''Kacey:''' OK.

'''Chris:''' Talk to you later.

'''Kacey:''' Alright, bye.

==External links==
[http://www.4shared.com/mp3/-VpYg-7nba/Kacey_Call_09.html MP3 Phone Call]

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Power Rangers

2023-07-28T21:17:53Z

Darkbind: Jason David Frank died well after Chris said that.

[[File:Autism Rangers.jpg|thumb|400px|IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!]]
'''''Power Rangers''''' is a multi-decade spanning franchise that adapted the Japanese [[Wikipedia:tokusatsu|tokusatsu]] ''[[Wikipedia:Super Sentai|Super Sentai]]'' series for Western viewers. Debuting on Fox Kids, and produced by Saban Entertainment (with the original ''Sentai'' shows produced by Toei and Bandai), the show centers around a spandex-sporting team of teenagers armed with sophisticated weaponry, gadgets, and giant machines that combine into even bigger machines, who fight aliens and monsters. It was a smash hit when it first aired in the early [[1990's]], and while most of the children who enjoyed the original series have long since grown up, new seasons continue to be produced by Hasbro.

And just like everything else, [[Chris]] got his grubby little hands on them.

== Power Rangers and Chris ==
Not much is known about how much Chris enjoyed the Power Rangers franchise, though it is known that Chris prefers the original ''[[Wikipedia:Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]'' over the newer series...

{{quote|REVIVE ZORDON AND GET THE POWER RANGERS BACK TOGETHER, WHICH WAS MOST AWESOME!!! (COMPARED TO TODAY'S [[Chris and censorship|C***PY]] "POWER RANGERS")|Excerpt from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] single "[[Revive Zordon]]", as depicted in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}

Ever clouded by [[nostalgia]], Chris is likely either [[naïve|unaware]] that such a reunion would be impossible due to the tragic death of [[Wikipedia:Thuy Trang|Thuy Trang]], the original Yellow Ranger, in [[2001]]; that, or he is simply [[Patti-Chan|in denial about it]]. It also doesn't help that [[Wikipedia:David Yost|David Yost]], who played Billy Cranston (aka the first Blue Ranger) regrets ever being in the series in the first place because of alleged harassment over his [[homos|sexuality]].

Shockingly enough, Chris did get his wish of the original Power Rangers getting back together. Surprisingly on September 30, 2022, David Yost and Walter Jones (who played the first Black Ranger), announced a special called ''Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Once & Always'' for [[Netflix]] that celebrates the franchise's 30th-anniversary, which was released on April 19, 2023. Netflix did not bring back [[Wikipedia:Austin St. John|Austin St. John]], who played the original Red Ranger, or [[Wikipedia:Amy Jo Johnson|Amy Jo Johnson]], who played the original Pink Ranger. Instead Steve Cardenas, Catherine Sutherland, and Karan Ashley who played the second Red, Pink, and Yellow Rangers respectively take their place.

On [[The Wall of Originals]], two hand-made Trainer cards are devoted to the series. The first is a card devoted to [[Wikipedia:Bulk and Skull|Bulk and Skull]], the two [[Trolls|dimwitted bullies]] from the original series who served as effective comic relief.<ref>[[:Image:379-Bulk.jpg]]</ref> The second is a [[Sonichu]] Zord, predating the existence of [[Son-Chu]] by at least nine years. It seems that Chris attempted to make this Sonichu Zord like the popular White Tigerzord,<ref>https://powerrangers.fandom.com/White_Tigerzord#Additional_Formations</ref> but looks less like a transforming machine and more like a whacky villain of the week that would appear in the show. Chris depicts Sonichu's head slapped on its chest, with a dull gray robot head popping up in the first head's place, and its tail being used as a sword.<ref>[[:Image:224-SchuZord.jpg]]</ref> Needless to say, it fails horribly.

== Power Rangers in ''Sonichu'' ==
[[Image:KartMegazord.jpg|thumb|right|The Kart Megazord - seriously, what the hell?]]
In the [[CWCipedia]]'s article on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], it is mentioned that Chris was once a member of a Power Rangers team, despite the fact that all the other teams have been from California or outer space. In fact, [[Chris and his Ego|he was the team's leader!]]

It doesn't mention who he fought or what he fought or even what powers he used, but it is said he piloted a go-kart(?) that was "sleek like an [[Wikipedia:Star Fox (series)#Arwing|Arwing]]" and was the head of the so-called Kart Megazord. Sadly (for our sake), Chris disbanded the team before his graduation, but soon installed a new, younger team to take the reins.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20170803073843/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens</ref>

(As an interesting aside, Chris pretty much [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripped off]] the go-kart vehicles, the "Kart Megazord" and the graduation disbanding and reforming from one of the earlier seasons of the TV show, namely ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Turbo|Power Rangers Turbo]]'', the American version of ''[[Wikipedia:Gekisou Sentai Carranger|Gekisou Sentai Carranger]]''.)

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Allison Amber]] calls in the Power Rangers to fend off an attack by [[Slaweel Ryam]] (or possibly [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]]). The next panel depicts several people rushing off in ridiculous-looking cars. If these are indeed the Power Rangers, they have yet to be seen again.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_43 Sonichu 9 p.43]</ref> Near the end of the story, the Kart Megazord makes an appearance, with [[Magi-Chan]] telling Sonichu and Rosechu that the team, now known as the CWC-Power Rangers, used their Megazord to defeat the giant [[B-Manajerk]] and the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]. <ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 Sonichu 9 p.92]</ref>

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], to drive those inside the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Tower out, Chris and the Hedgehog Boys play a song entitled "[[Revive Zordon]]". This [[Chris and music|excellent]] song (which is sung to the tune of [[Wikipedia:Ted Nugent|Ted Nugent]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Cat Scratch Fever (song)|Cat Scratch Fever]]", of all things) features lyrics written by Christian himself. In it, the band laments that the character [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]] was killed off at the very end of ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers in Space|Power Rangers in Space]]'', and demands that he be brought back. The song also serves as a rant against "today's c***py ''Power Rangers''".

Interestingly enough, a few of Chris's other creations seem to derive themselves from various Power Ranger-based villains. The design of [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] character Excelina seems to be cribbed from [[Wikipedia:Machine Empire#Princess Archerina|Princess Archerina]], a minor villain from ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Zeo|Power Rangers Zeo]]''. The most surprising is that [[Silvana]]'s design and origin is directly stolen from [[Wikipedia:Karone|Karone/Astronema]], a major villain turned hero in ''Power Rangers in Space'' who ended up becoming a Ranger herself in ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Lost Galaxy|Power Rangers Lost Galaxy]]''.

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Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)

2022-05-11T01:36:59Z

Darkbind:

This page lists various vlogs and podcasts which mention Chris and Sonichu.

==List==
===''Honest Game Trailers''===
Three minutes into the video, Chris is brought up as an example of the horrors of the [[Sonic]] fandom, particularly showcasing [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]. Less than a minute later, Sonic is jokingly referred to as Sonichu.

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|name= SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (Honest Game Trailers)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TR7r4PlNeOY}}
}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator [[Wikipedia:Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]] (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which is a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8]</ref>

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

During an episode of SleepyCabin, it was revealed that Harry actually contacted Chris to ask him if he wanted to work on a game together, in which Chris declined saying that Harry's animation style wasn't that good at all, despite many considering Harry to be one of the best animators online. The reason why he wanted to work on a game with Chris is unknown to this day, whether it be for trolling or because he actually wanted to.

===''Atop the Fourth Wall''===
Comic book reviewer Lewis [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|Lovhaug]] (a.k.a. "Linkara") goes on a brief tirade in his 99th video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24-minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

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|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait!" the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}

While he'd previously made the point that he wouldn't review webcomics in general, Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' in particular because he didn't want to acknowledge it further. He describes Chris as a "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|creepy stalker]]". Towards the end of the episode, a character tries to pressure Linkara into reviewing ''Sonichu'' before Linkara settles on reviewing a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic for his 100th episode. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
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|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===BlackBusterCritic===
Chris has been on the BlackBusterCritic's Sonic Brainfart's videos where BBC highlights the points of Chris' wrongdoings. Jamin also has a part two of the series, but it is unknown what happened to it.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SonicBrainFart Christian Weston Chandler Chris chan Part 1 1 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube|jgSweXQcZvY}}
}}

===Bruva Alfabusa===
Alfabusa is a YouTuber well-known for his ''Warhammer 40,000''-themed videos and the "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device" series. In the 11th episode of the series, towards the end, the God Emperor of Mankind implied how he lived one of his past lives as Chris.

{{Infobox/video
|name= If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 11: Intervention
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xgmGITyOSRo}}
}}

{{quote|"...Or when I spent 50-something years as an overweight, mentally unstable manchild creating [[Sonichu|grotesque crossbreeding products out of already existing characters owned by different companies]], in the hope of having mankind realise that their ways are faulty so they would pick up the [[Heart Torch of Fail|torch]] and head for the future rather than sitting idly by and engage in pettiness, superstition, gluttony, and hatred for one another. That plan was genius. Too bad people were too fucking stupid to find the enlightening messages hidden in all those [[List of Videos|holo-recordings]] I made."| The God Emperor of Mankind, reflecting on his actions during his life as the manchild we know today}}

===Filthy Frank===
On October 8, 2014, popular YouTuber Filthy Frank uploaded a video deriding [[anime|weeaboos]], using an image of Chris as an example in his song about them; he can be seen at 10:08 in the video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= WEEABOOS
|video= {{#ev:youtube|OFQQALduhzA}}
}}

===SleepyCabin===
Sleepycast is a podcast hosted by many famous internet animators, including OneyNG, Psychicpebbles, Stamper and Spazkid.

On 14 December 2014, Spazkid, creator of ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series]]'', described his fascination with Chris, how he began trolling in 2007 and why he ultimately regrets doing it, even though he doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the most saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

In another podcast they made, they all got into a heated argument when Spazkid said that he believed that Chris-Chan at least ''tries'' to make decent content with a huge majority of the podcast members completely disagreeing with him.

They occasionally reference him sometimes in other episodes.

Interestingly, the Sleepycast members reveal that [[Harry Partridge]] once contacted Chris about developing a game with him. Apparently, Chris turned Harry down because he thought he wasn't a talented enough animator. Jump to 1:43:25 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SleepyCast 11 - [Spooktacular Q&A Spectacular]
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Q6bNWhCEurY}}
}}

===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December, 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point, Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===ReviewTechUSA===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}

On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup. He also mentioned [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] near the end of his review of 12-oz. Mouse.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}
}}

===Game Grumps===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}
}}

{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokémon."
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}

In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid-recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her the blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.

===SuperPrincessDaisy64===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Boom Shadow
|video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}
}}

Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms. Of note is that [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock|Mike Pollock]], the TRUE and HONEST English voice actor for [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Eggman]], has commented on the video and given it his approval, meaning yet another of Chris's heroes is at least tangentially aware of his existence.

===Larry Bundy Jr.===
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Films Wanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|W3JjyoEhCuo}}
}}

Eight years later, in "5 Totally Messed Up Influences of Video Game Mascots" episode of "Fact Hunt", Larry mentions how DMA Designs "did a Sonichu" when revealing that the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmings_(video_game) Lemmings] were a direct knockoff of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wombles The Wombles].

{{Infobox/video
|name= 5 Totally Messed Up Influences of Video Game Mascots | Fact Hunt
|video= {{#ev:youtube|hHycV6AGUpU}}
}}

In another episode of "Fact Hunt", "5 Game Breaking Glitches that Bricked your Console", Larry mentions a newspaper article written about the game ''Pool of Radiance: Ruins of Myth Drannor'', written by "Chris Chan"; he clarifies that this is ''not'' the same one you're thinking of. Jump to 7:21.

{{Infobox/video
|name= 5 Game Breaking Glitches that Bricked your Console | Fact Hunt
|video= {{#ev:youtube|zkog8Qkkj6g}}
}}

===CatalystEXE===
CatalystEXE, most famous for being the voice of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, made a drawing of Christian, Rosechu (with a [[china]] for a mouth), a [[pickle]], and Sonic during a live stream. Watch from 46:12-58:21 in the video to see him draw the picture. He also made two comments regarding Christian.
[[File:Cata4.png|thumb|200px|The drawing in question. Reads: "My feet are so hot and sweaty from running around all day! Maybe you can help me cool off!"]]
[[File:Cata.PNG|thumb|200px|His first comment]]
[[File:Cata2.PNG|thumb|200px|His second comment]]

{{Infobox/video
|name= Art
|video= {{#ev:youtube|GCSVSpo6eRk}}
}}

===Drunken Peasants===
Chris appeared on the ''Drunken Peasants'' podcast (starring TJ, also known as [[Thorg|The Amazing Atheist]]) episode 129 on July 10, 2015.

{{Infobox/video
|name= TJ Slaps Stevie - Confederate flag Taken Down in SC - Stupid Ads - DPP #129
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pBC7EMkQzzI}}
}}
===Your Movie Sucks===
33 seconds into YMS's review of ''Cyberbully'', the infamous picture of Chris wearing Barb's bra and panties is shown when Adam says "You can control what you post." The photo was actually leaked, but the point still stands given that one can control what pictures they take of themselves.

{{Infobox/video
|name= YMS: Cyberbully (Full Review)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|fi8A-GHOo8c}}
}}

===iDubbbz===
On 26 November 2015, iDubbbz, well known for his Content Cop and Bad Unboxing series, received a (fake and dishonest) Sonichu Medallion from a fan, who made it and wore it for a convention cosplaying as Chris. iDubbbz then mentions how he knows a little about him and wears it throughout the video. (Jump to 3:00 for the unboxing)

{{Infobox/video
|name= Straight out of Compton - Bad Unboxing
|video= {{#ev:youtube|UHmQKzenYYw}}
}}

===Sachumo===
{{main|Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)}}

Sachumo is a YouTuber who gained moderate popularity after making a [[documentary]] on Chris's life. The video has since garnered over a million views. On 22 September 2017, Chris finally viewed the documentary, writing about its traumatic effects in a [[Facebook]] post.

On 21 October 2017, Sachumo did a live stream in which he chatted with Chris.

===Fredrik Knudsen===
YouTuber Fredrik Knudsen, known for his ''Down the Rabbit Hole'' videos, made a video talking about Chris. He also posted a live stream on ''Sonichu'' the following year.

{{infobox/video
|name= Sonichu and Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) — Down the Rabbit Hole
|video= {{#ev:youtube|v=5IPtLvxO8hs&t}}
}}

{{infobox/video
|name= [Archived Livestream] Sonichu: A Critical Analysis | Down the Rabbit Hole Livestream Special
|video= {{#ev:youtube|v=kDdRDSP7ehA}}
}}

===BraveryJerk===
{{main|BraveryJerk Interviews}}

On two separate occasions in 2016, BraveryJerk, a group of [[autism|exceptional individuals]] who run a subreddit affiliated with the popular /r/circlejerk, interviewed Chris, producing three videos on two YouTube channels.

===Mister Metokur===
On June 30, 2017, a popular YouTuber, Mister Metokur, compared an atrocious webcomic, the Light Bringer, made by the above-mentioned Linkara, to Sonichu in that they are both self-insert mary sue comics filled with one-dimensional characters in his video ''TGWTG Episode 3: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm''. He also claimed that the only difference between Chris and Linkara is that Chris has autism and Linkara "hasn't been diagnosed".

{{infobox/video
|name= TGWTG Episode 3: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
|video= {{#ev:youtube|iazL_s10ims}}
}}

===RebelTaxi===
Chris and Sonichu are occasionally referenced on RebelTaxi's 'Pizza Party' podcast. Episode 61 even includes Sonichu in its thumbnail.

{{infobox/video
|name= 61-Pizza Party Podcast-The DIAPER FETISH SONIC Special
|video= {{#ev:youtube|DvlVgAIvkYI}}
}}

===BIRDMAN===
BIRDMAN (also known as Anthony) is a prominent YouTuber who has displayed "Eugene" (typically people like Chris) on his YouTube channel to analyze. He only found out about Chris in late 2017, uploading the video ''The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See''.

{{infobox/video
|name= The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See
|video= {{#ev:youtube|5ue_nP9w0fY}}
}}

===VideoGameDunkey===
VideoGameDunkey is a notable YouTube let's-player known for his reviews, commentaries and walkthrough videos for a variety of video games. On 17 March 2017 he uploaded a video called ''The Good Year'', in which he praised the new games released that year. During the video, a picture of Chris is shown when he talks about how [[Sonic]] fans are weird around 5:07.

{{infobox/video
|name= The Good Year
|video= {{#ev:youtube|bxvPG4xCyCA}}
}}
{{quote|Now, Sonic fans? These guys are-are weird man, they're-they are legitimately insane.}}

===OneyPlays===
OneyPlays is a gaming channel on YouTube run by popular animator Chris O'Neil, better known as "Oney" or "OneyNG." He and his friends Ding Dong and Julian (as well as other guest on the show) occasionally reference Chris in their banter. An example of this is how, during their playthrough of ''Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back'', they come up with a humorous scenario where Chris replaces the title character as the main protagonist of ''[[Harry Potter]]''. They have further mentioned that their favorite video of Chris is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]. Among the three, Julian seems to be, at the very least, the most respectful toward Chris Chan, this is seen when he became somewhat upset when Chris O'Neil called Chris Chan a retard in the F-Zero play through and also, in their Sonic Adventure playthrough, when Ding Dong joked about Chris Chan committing suicide by electrocuting himself with an Xbox, though despite all this, he does always end up laughing.
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|name= Oney Plays - Chris Chan Compilation
|video= {{#ev:youtube| QMfk3OTHrkg}}
}}
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|name= Oney Plays - Chris Chan Compilation 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlaXh_8i6uE&t=25s}}
}}

===Bad Creepypasta===
Bad Creepypasta is a YouTube show in which, as its name implies, sub-par creepypasta stories are read and made fun of. In the episode "OG Nina the Killer," the hosts imagine a character in the story named Chris to be Chris-chan, and make many references to Sonichu and CWCVille throughout.

{{infobox/video
|name= BAD CREEPYPASTA - OG Nina the Killer
|video= {{#ev:youtube| Y39dmXQBpDw}}
}}

===Logan Hub===
The YouTube series Logan Hub used an image of a shirtless Chris in their video on [[Anime|weaboos]] (the picture is at the 0:39 mark):

{{infobox/video
|name= Weeaboos EXPLAINED
|video= {{#ev:youtube| TsQ3WqXAoJg}}
}}
Logan later did a video on bad webcomics, in which ''Sonichu'' was featured as one of them, even mentioning that he will do an entire episode on Chris later (he starts talking about Sonichu at 4:44):

{{infobox/video
|name= The Weird Side of the Internet <nowiki>|</nowiki> Episode 7: Bad Web Comics
|video= {{#ev:youtube| owJOC6ocR2E}}
}}

===Diamondbolt===
Diamondbolt is a YouTuber known for his videos on [[Transformers]] and other popular media. In his video "Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!", Sonichu can be seen when describing Sonic OCs.

{{infobox/video
|name= Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg| sonic-the-hedgehog-characters-in-one-quote}}}
}}

===Shoegazer Productions===
In their 60th episode of ''Lost Media Chronicles'' series, this time covering the lost pilot episode of the Nickelodeon cartoon series ''Rocket Power'', sound-clips of [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don]] can be heard during the credits as a possible homage to the troll [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]].

{{infobox/video
|name= Lost Media Chronicles Episode 60 Rocket Power Pilot
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg|lost-media-chronicles-episode-60-rocket-power-pilot}}
}}

===The Rpg Monger===
In his analysis of the Sonic fandom in his ''The Fandom Files'' series, Chris is mentioned as one of the most infamous figures in the fandom where [[A-Logging|critics]] try to point to reasons why to hate them.

{{infobox/video
|name= The Tragic History of Sonic’s Fandom - The Fandom Files
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5SAMhHh2JE}}
}}

===Lumpy Touch===
As part of his ''CurseBound'' series of pixel artworks, Lumpy Touch's rendition of the [[Sonic Totem]] is seen as the final work shown in the 4th part of the series.

{{infobox/video
|name=CurseBound - Cursed image pixelart with EarthBound music PART 4
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KACn5W9u6Yg}}
}}

===Sam O'Nella===
When talking about [[wikipedia:Phineas Gage|Phineas Gage]] in his video "Improbable Tales of Survival", he described how "Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan" the "one true god" decided that Gage would survive having his head driven into by a tamping iron. The figure sports a T-shirt that resembles the stripes on [[The Classic]]. This depiction might also serve as an indirect jab to Chris's current delusions of godhood. It should also be noted that Sam O'Nella follows Chris on Twitter.

{{infobox/video
|name=Improbable Tales of Survival
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGeJHksykI&t=90s}}
}}

===Telltale===
Made a podcast where he talked about him for a bit.

{{infobox/video
|name=Who is Chris Chan? And more
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b16nmqgXIQ&frags=pl%2Cwn&t=630s}}
}}

===SomeOrdinaryGamers===
Mutahar of SomeOrdinaryGamers made a video on Chris where he reacted to [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]] and gave his thoughts on Chris's delusions on the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his current state as of 2019.

{{infobox/video
|name=Sonichu Has Gone Too Far...
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLUDpK7RTk&t=488s}}
}}

===NateTalksToYou===
In his video "How James Rolfe (AVGN) Avoids Drama", Nate lists four reasons how James Rolfe, the man behind the Angry Video Game Nerd avoids drama. The second reason is the fact how he keeps his private life away from the Internet. Chris is then shown as an example of a famous Internet figure who got embroiled in dramas due to his propensity to revealing everything from his life.

{{infobox/video
|name=How James Rolfe (AVGN) Avoids Drama
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-blW6e8fLU}}
}}

===JelloApocalypse===
JelloApocalypse is a channel known for parodies of pop culture in series such as '''Welcome to...''' and '''So This is Basically'''. In the video “So This is Basically Sonic the Hedgehog” there is a visual reference to Sonichu at the 2:56 mark.

{{infobox/video
|name=So This is Basically Sonic the Hedgehog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrsYxR2pSRY}}
}}

===Internet Historian===
Blink and you will miss it, one of the listed 'Create Your Taste' [[McDonald's]] burger's name is the "Chris Chan Special". No image exists of the burger, but given the memetic nature of the promotion's existence, one can guess on what it [[Navy|will]] [[Pickle|involve]].

{{infobox/video
|name=Very Serious Business
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROaj3bCpZEM&t=698s}}
}}

===Film Theorists===
At 7:02 in a Film Theory video about ''Rick and Morty'', during a part where thought patterns for [[Idea Guys|ideas]] are explained, a folder titled "Stupid Ideas" includes [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic's original movie design]] edited to look like Sonichu and wearing Detective Pikachu's hat.

{{infobox/video
|name=Film Theory: Inside the Mind of Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNYCSpvCs3w&t=420s}}
}}

===NakeyJakey===
Sonichu makes a cameo in the opening segment of NakeyJakey's video on online dating.

{{infobox/video
|name=Online Dating
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTTEYUh6vco}}
}}

===Whang!===
In a ''Gaming Mysteries'' video of a lost farming game, Justin Whang stated how the game was his most requested topic from his followers, with Chris topping it. However, Justin has no plans to do any videos on him.

{{infobox/video
|name=The Lost Evil Farming Game - Gaming Mysteries
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6305HhpAcU}}
}}

===Cr1TiKaL===
Reacting to the fan film ''Tanic the Hedgehog'', Charlie (aka Cr1TiKaL) calls Tanic Sonichu when he first appears.

{{infobox/video
|name=Tanic the Hedgehog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://youtu.be/urS9bcrzl2Y?t=205}}
}}

===ContraPoints===
Noted [[tomgirl]] video creator ContraPoints (William Nicholas Parrott / Natalie Wynn Parrott) discussed Chris in the 2020 video "Cringe" (skip to 31:15).
{{infobox/video
|name=Cringe
{{#ev:youtube|watch?v=vRBsaJPkt2Q&t=1875s}}
}}

===Cool Zone Media===
An episode of the podcast series ''Behind the Bastards'' talks about Chris in the episode ''[https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-a-terrible-story-about-96695551/ A Terrible Story About the Internet]''

==See also==
*[[Chris in the media]]

==References==
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Punchy Sonichu

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{{Wise|Punchy was [[December 2017 Facebook posts|molested]] by [[DJ Jamsta]], and by the events of [[Sonichu 13]], Punchy had been committed to an asylum after developing an irrational hatred for [[Obesity|fat people]].}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Punchy.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Punchy Sonichu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| [[Sonichu chronology#1989|2 February 1989]] (in universe, original) 1 June 1995 (in universe, [[Idea Guy]] retcon)
No later than 17 August 2004 (IRL)<ref>Chris created a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards|Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Card]] of Punchy on 17 August 2004. It can therefore be inferred that Punchy was not created at any point later than this date.</ref>
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 4'7"<ref>[{{CWCipedia link|Punchy_Sonichu|Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia}} https://archive.vn/TkOzY]</ref> (122 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Master Nabe (adoptive father)
|-
| '''Education'''
| CWCville University ([[Dating Education]])<ref>See the events of [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Episode 19]]</ref>
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric/Fighting
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Sonee]] (with Hard Stone)
|-
|}
[[File:ModNation Punchy.jpg|thumb|Punchy in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]
'''Punchy Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]], formed from eggs released by the [[Chaotic Rainbow]] as a result of the collision between Super [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and a [[Pikachu]]. He is a Fighting/Electric type [[Pokémon]]. He has stated that he is very attracted to [[Angelica]], but ended up paired with [[Layla]], whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is thought to be a [[Chris and race|racist]] Asian stereotype due to his {{w|Epicanthic fold|slanted eyes}} and martial arts upbringing. Chris denies that Punchy is of Asian origin,<ref>[[Mailbag 6#Asian people call Chris out on Punchy|Mailbag 6]]</ref> and claimed to [[Jackie]] that Punchy's eyes were a botched attempt at emulating Knuckles's furrowed brow.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Despite this, both Knuckles and Pokémon were created in Japan, and Punchy was still raised in a Dojo.

However, the eyes were altered in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where he looks (even more) like all the other Sonic recolors. Punchy is also a shitty {{w|Knuckles the Echidna}} knockoff, right down to the crescent-shaped birthmark on his chest, dreadlocks and clawed punching gloves, which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric Echidna Pokémon". He is a combination of four characters:

*{{w|Knuckles the Echidna}}
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Pokémon|Hitmonlee]]
*[[Pokémon|Hitmonchan]]

Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the almost complete lack of originality (more or less simply a headswap of Knuckles) and the ([[Chris and race|possibly unintentional]]) racism of his design, he is a favorite amongst [[trolls]].

Punchy is also billed as a "master of [[Random-access humor|random-access humor]]" (which is to say he supposedly has the same shitty sense of humor as Chris), but for an incredibly long time, he had not actually demonstrated this trait even once in the comics. It finally surfaced in a video, [[SonichuBabies]], over a decade after Chris created him – much to the anticipation of no-one. This in contrast to [[Wild Sonichu]], who has done so several times.<ref>[[:File:Sonichu - Episode 10, Page 3.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:SchuComic9P6.jpg]]</ref>

Despite Punchy being said to be freakishly strong and fierce, his power is barely seen in the comic, being reduced to just a poor comic relief, which is also the same fate Knuckles seems to have faced [[Sonic Boom|in recent years]].

==Comic appearances==

===[[Sonichu 3#Episode 10: "Sonichu Babies"|Sonichu Babies]]===

Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a {{w|Dojo|Dōjō}}, more specifically 'Nabe's Dojo-Shin', where Master [[Excel Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List of Sonichu characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky, presumably killing her. However, Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Punchy Sonichu|Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia}} https://archive.vn/TkOzY</ref> Things apparently got a lot bleaker after that: according to the [[CWCipedia]] article for Sonichu (of all things), Chris explains that Master Nabe was brutally murdered by an envious student and that Punchy avenged his tutor by killing the assassin himself. Punchy then buried both of them behind the school... and continued to live there. Disturbingly, Punchy's main concern at the exact same time was getting Chris to turn the electricity back on at the Dojo so he could watch television.

He keeps his [[Chris and anger|temper]] down by "[[Chris and television|watching TV comedies]]."

===[[Sonichu 3#Episode 11: The Chaotic Combo in "When Hedgehogs Meet"|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

[[Image:SchuPunchyRacistLips.jpg|thumb|130px|''Totarry'' not Asian.]]

While Punchy punches rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training his claws accidentally collide with [[Blake]]'s hover board and jam in it, which causes Punchy to hitch a ride. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members. He compliments [[Angelica]] on her flowers. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. After this, he vengefully participates in the violent assault of Blake, even though it was an accident.

===[[Sonichu 5#Episode 13: "Smashed Hearts & Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Punchy and the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here, because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.

===[[Sonichu 6#Episode 14: "Evil is Afoot!"|Evil is Afoot]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Punchy (sympathetically for the reader) thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start babbling about [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]’s basketball abilities, [[Wild]] and Punchy act like jealous children. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent. When [[Patti]] remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is (cementing his place in the hearts of trollkind).

===[[Sonichu 8#Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008"|Spring Break]]===

Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for [[Angelica]] to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move (which happens to be a trait of Knuckles, as [[SEGA]] has said a few times he is shy around girls). Wild then informs him that the [[CWCville]] University is offering a [[Dating Education]] course. This thrills Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.

===[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Date Ed]]===

In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. Despite [[Chris and Writing|the entire premise of his attendance]] being notionally to ask out Angelica, the teacher pairs him up with [[Layla]] and he totally forgets about Angelica and makes no mention of her. Using his totally awesome [[Prower|motorcycle with a sidecar]], which he has all of a sudden, he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest joint in CWCville – [[McDonald's]]. While he feeds Layla a french fry, [[Reginald Sneasel]] tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. So he mopes outside the joint. Lucky for the Sneasel, Angelica just happens to show up, Punchy failing to even notice his past crush is right outside.

===[[Sonichu 9#Episode 20: CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (presumably on the [[third date]]). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that [[Alcohol|drinking]] was illegal in CWCville.

== Ruv Quest ==

[[Image:TianmenIntro.jpg|thumb|left|Nothing bad ever happened in [[China]] on June 4!]]

Punchy had a major hard-on for [[Angelica]], but then after meeting [[Layla]] he forgot all about her, perhaps thinking the Catholic Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. He would have been wrong, though; Angelica spread her legs without a moment's hesitation for Reginald Sneasel.

While Punchy was portrayed as a typical hapless shy suitor completely befuddled on how to approach the opposite sex (i.e. Chris-chan, Wild, Sonichu, etc.) Punchy deviates from the norm by being the only non-[[jerk]] male to make the first move in approaching a lady in the series once he sees an opening. By being willing to change himself and his methods, keeping his options open, remaining optimistic about his chances of seducing someone, being relaxed when talking to a potential partner of the opposite sex, and improvising when things didn't quite go his way, the author ''once again'' inadvertently wrote a scathing indictment on the haplessness of his own [[Love Quest]].

"[[Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark]]" reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.

This relationship comes to an end in [[Sonichu 11]], when Layla leaves him, fed up with [[Bananasauros]]'s antics. She then sleeps with Reginald almost immediaetly after the breakup, implying neither Reginald or Layla actually cared about their significant others, which leaves Punchy and Angelica the only members of the Chaotic Combo without Heartsweets. Perhaps Chris will go back to his original idea of pairing them together?

== Prower, the Motorbike of Fail ==

: ''Main article: [[Prower]]''

According to [[CWCipedia]], Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Prower]], doubles as a ninja [[Transformers|Autobot]] with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris's rampant plagiarism.

==Garrery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:272-ACPunchy.jpg|[[Animal Crossing|Animaru Kuroshingu]] card
Image:273-ACPunchyBck.jpg|[[Animal Crossing|Animaru Kuroshingu]] card, reverse
Image:274PunchyCard.jpg|[[Pokémon|Poketto Monsuta]] card
Image:275-YuPunchy.jpg|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yuugiou]]'' card
Image:Punchylaylalove.jpg|[[Punchy]] rearry [[Tomgirl Pictures|roves to wear]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|radies ringerie]].
Image:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
Image:ProwerBot.jpg|[[Prower]], Punchy's [[Transformer]]
Image:ProwerVehicle2.jpg
Image:ProwerVehicle.jpg
Image:276-Punchy.jpg
File:Lego Punchy.jpg|[[LEGO|REGO]] Punchy.
File:PunchyA.jpg|Punchy [[Amiibo]].
</gallery>
</center>

==References==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Punchy Sonichu}}
<references />

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
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Aspergers

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{{Disambiguation}}

'''Aspergers''' may refer to:

*'''[[Aspergers syndrome]]'''
*'''[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]'''
*'''[[Autism Tutorial Extra|Autism Tutorial: Aspergers]]''', a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2'' presentation
*'''Spergweb''', the name of [[Chris]]'s last hope at reviving '''[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]'''.

CWCki:Gossip

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{{incomplete|Summaries of misinfo on people.}}

This article will act as a namespace for the misinformation variant of the [[Template:Unreliable|"Unreliable"]] template, explaining what kind of misinformation, misconceptions, or unproven claims are commonly believed about the article's subject.

==[[Affair with Mother]]==
*Many have come to believe that Chris had sexually assaulted his own mother when the news came out that he has had an incestous affair with her following the leak of the infamous [[Incest Call]]. This notion would be perpetuated by several YouTubers and news panels, sometimes indirectly by claiming that Barb has dementia. Despite this, Chris has only ever been charged with "INCEST W/ OWN CHILD OR GRANDCHILD"<ref group = note>This charge appears to be used for all instances of incest at the jail Chris was sent to, so Chris was given this charge.</ref> after this affair, and was never officially charged for rape or sexual assault. Along with that, claims that Barbara had dementia had primarily came from begging videos where she could be playing up her fraility to ellicit pity for money. (See: [[CWCki:Gossip#Barbara Chandler|Barbara Chandler]]). Therefore, whether or not this affair was entirely consensual is inconclusive.

==[[Barbara Chandler]]==
*It is often speculated by Christorians and observers that Barbara may have some degenerative brain disease, most often dementia. However, any official diagnosis of Barb's mental state is yet to be seen.

==[[Christian Weston Chandler]]==
*It is common for observers to attempt to diagnose Chris as having "more than just autism", speculating what other types of disabilities or disorders he may have.
*It is commonly believed that the primary reason for Chris's transition to a [[Tomgirl]] was so that he can hook up with lesbians. This seemed to have come from a series of e-mails.

==[[Clyde Cash]]==

*It is believed by some that the Clyde Cash persona was played by multiple people taken on by one identity. While several people would go under the name "Clyde Cash", mostly for completely unrelated plans, the original persona most associated with Christory was played by a single troll. This same troll would play as other characters in Christory, including [[Vivian Gee]], Gregg Mays, and [[Mao Ling]].

==[[GiBi]]==
[[File:GiBi discusses Bella and the Suitress screenshot.png|thumb|200px|GiBi did not redact a phone number when showing screenshots (under red censor bar; screenshot was uncensored in his video). The number allegedly belonged to the Suitress. This was the basis for much speculation.]]

GiBi, a semi-popular Christuber would attempt to make a daily series regarding the [[Affair with Mother|Incest Saga]] of Christory. He would consult several conflicting sources for information regarding the act, one of which was Bella, who was already framing [[the Suitress]] as being the voice in the [[incest call]]. Bella would try to convince him that she wasn't "Kelly Osborn", which GiBi kept arguing for, while also leaking the Suitress's phone number in a video. While talking to Bella, he would also attempt to make several comments regarding his findings and get more information on the matter in a megathread about Bela on the Kiwi Farms, reacting to many oppossing comments on his findings rather unprofessionally. This predictively would get him under scrutiny by the Farms.

*Before the uploading of the infamous video by him where he leaks the Suitress's phone number, GiBi would mention on the Kiwi Farms about getting information on the leaks from a "friend" of his, alongside Bella. The "friend" that GiBi was talking to was presumed to be [[The WCT]]. In actuality, the friend was a CCCC user that went under the username "LavenderBonez" on that server, who seemed to be supportive of the Suitress leaking a chunk of the incest call, even going as far as calling her a "hero".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#CCCC Incest Call Leak]]</ref>

*The [[GiBi]] section of the [[Orbiter Wave]] page initially characterized his leaking of the Suitress's number as intentional from being prompted by Bella's disinformation. The section originally stated that ''Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of the Suitress, he then leaked the Suitress's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see.'' It appears to be speculation that there was a link between the phone number leak and Bella's story. The section was also revised to clarify that the leak was in the form of screenshots of text messages between Bella and the Suitress in which a phone number was not redacted.

==[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]==
Isabella Loretta Janke is most known for her involvement in a call where Chris describes incestuous acts he's performed towards his mother. Before this, Bella had been in touch with Chris for almost a year, acting nice around him, while also showing many instances of A-logging or wishing harm towards him in Discord chats, sometimes outright claiming to want to make him harm himself. She would also roleplay as prior [[gal pal]]s like Kellie Andes and an employee for the Curiosity Stream, and has been known to encourage the verbal harassment and bullying of other students at her university. This edgy behavior would lead to many instances of misinformation or unproven claims resulting from the chaos around the [[Incest Call]], gossip on [[Kiwi Farms]] being taken at face value, and Bella's alleged plots towards Chris.

*It was initially written that Bella had a suicide plot towards Chris dating back to 25 April 2020. This was based on a Discord user, ZorgothTDK, who alleged that DMs between him and Bella, in which a Deleted User states "That's what we're trying to do with Chris [...] Get him be suicidal [...] Bc he's retarded", were Bella discussing Chris Chan. However, Bella knew of two other people named Chris - her cousin and another Discord user - making it unclear if she was referring to Chris Chan. Though ZorgothTDK claims that Bella was referring to Chris Chan, the full log of his conversation with the Deleted User makes no indication that Chris Chan was being discussed.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bella-janke-allegedly-planning-cwc-suicide-since-april-2020.97773/</ref> In addition, communication between Bella and Chris Chan has not been established for the timeframe of April 2020 - [[Bella chats#Curiosity Stream|the earliest known message from Bella to Chris Chan occurred in October 2020]]. The exact time at which Bella had actually started interacting with Chris is not known, but she has claimed in one instance to have started trolling Chris for almost a year to one of her Chess Club associates in a July 2021 Discord message.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - chess" at 19-Jul-21 11:29 AM timestamp</ref> However, in two other instances, Bella would claim to a friend that she did have a plan to get Chris to kill himself in one instance,<ref>[[Chess Club Chats#Suicide Plan Claims]]</ref> and claim that she wanted Praetor members to convince him to cut off his penis in another, and hoping that he would die from a gender reassignment surgery accident.<ref name=animation>{{cite farms|thread=79414|post=8539683|title=YT 11/13/20 - Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation}}</ref>
*It was initially written that Bella had a blackmail plot involving the [[Incest Call]]. Usually this claim is in conjunction with the claim that Bella wanted to record Chris having sex with the Suitress. While Bella had intended to leak the call after an unspecified point, and had created fake texts where Chris states he performed BDSM-style sex with Barb in the meantime, it is not known for sure if this would have involved blackmailing Chris.
*It was initially written that Bella wanted to film Chris having sex with an autistic woman for blackmail purposes. This appears to be a rumor loosely based on two excerpts from the [[Incest Call]], the first in which Bella discusses her friend [[the Suitress]] (who held a crush on Chris) and tries to encourage Chris to pursue a relationship with her; and the second in which Bella said she would create a slideshow of romantic stuff between Chris and the Suitress during the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention festivities. Bella does not seem to actually state wanting to put any sexual content into the presentation. Adding onto that, Chris already seemed to discuss with Bella about the planned sexual intercourse he'd have with the Suitress before she made the call.
*It was initially written that Bella self-assigned her bodyguard role for [[Everfree Northwest]], however Chris had assigned her the role.<ref>[[Bella chats#The Selected Few]]</ref>
*It is believed by some that Bella had an incest fetish, part of the reason for her call with Chris. This would even be wrtten a few times in articles that mention her. However, whether or not Bella was actually into incest is unclear. This in part seems to come from an incest fanfiction that she had allegedly created under the account '''narutoisgay77897''', which involves a father-son relationship between Naruto characters. However, the link between this account and Bella is unclear, and the account itself has "Im into engineering and electromagnetism and shit but u wont find any of that shit here, only gay hentai bitches." as its description, suggesting that it could be a troll account, if created by her. The account therefore cannot be used to prove this, as its legitimacy is questionable. A user by the name of '''Gungann''' would also continuously question Bella on this point, citing part of a transcription of her call with Chris which claims that she talked to Chris while aroused, though he doesn't give the source for this particular transcript, or where he was reading it from.
*It was once written on the [[Discord]] page that Bella was a member of the [[Discord#Official CWCki Server|Official CWCki Server]] before the call. This was loosely based off a policy on the server where mentioning or talking about her is prohibited, as moderators on the server were notified about harassment on the server, and were concerned of the possiblity that either she or her friends would report the server if they found out that anyone was discussing her.

==[[Incest Call]]==
*The date of the Call is unclear, which in turn has lead to gossip on what [[Bella]] wanted to do with the call. Evidence points to either 27 July 2021 or 28 July 2021 as the call date, however much of the evidence was from Bella's screenshots, and she has a history of creating [[Fabricated BDSM texts|fabricated texts at least once.]]

==[[Jail Saga]]==

==[[Joseph Draft]]==



==[[The Suitress]]==

To many, the Suitress is a much more sympathetic Christorical figure than most, especially [[Jessica Quinn|when]] [[Idea Guys|compared]] [[Larry Vaughn|to]] [[Teen Troon Squad|others]] [[Jacob Sockness|in]] [[Ben Saint|more]] [[Watchmen|recent]] [[Bella|years]]. This is in part due to Bella's attempt to frame her as being responsible for Chris's affair, The WCT having partially revealed her identity, the Christuber [[GiBi]] accidentally revealing her phone number during these accusations, as well as being the first to reveal that Chris was having such an affair in the first place. As a result of this, as well as her previously being a well-known Chris fan, great pains were made in the CWCSphere to conceal her identity, including on this website. Ironically, these attempts to conceal her identity, as well as the general need in the community to protect her had led to the unintended result of having her true involvement with Chris very hazy, which led to her motives becoming very difficult to make out.

*It was a commonly held belief that the Suitress wanted to be Chris's sweetheart. While she had admitted to having an actual crush on him, the Suitress had never actually stated to have a desire to be a sweetheart of his, or to be in a long-term relationship with him. She would claim in texts, however, that she was "fine with the friends with benefits thing" and that Chris considers her his "first real sweetheart".<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Discussion of Incest]]</ref>

*Along with the first point, it is often speculated by observers why Chris supposedly didn't pursue a relationship with the Suitress, and chose Barbara over her. In reality, Chris seemed to have held a rather conflicting standpoint towards her attraction towards him, claiming in chats and calls that he didn't see the relationship lasting long, forseeing that she'd meet a long-term sweetheart in college. However, Chris would also promise to her in a recording regarding Everfree Northwest to not be enraged at the G5 merchandise that may show up, and state that he "loved" her. He would also claim in a text that having sex with her would be the right step for her to take both for her "emotional and mental development". The Suitress would also claim in a conversation with Bella that Chris was "embarressed and nervous" at the thought of his first real sweetheart. Along with all of that, Chris had been having his affair with his mother since late June, roughly a month before he ever met the Suitress.

*It was initially written that the Suitress had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. She had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

*Claims have been made that the Suitress was "institutionalized" or brought to a "mental hospital" following the events of the Incest Call leaks. No official documents have come out to confirm this, however. This rumor seemed to originate sometime after the revelations. This is an overexaggeration of a statement a Kiwi Farms user made regarding an alleged interview he had with Physical-Floor, one of the Suitress's best friends, where he claimed that her parents were thinking of putting her in "inpatient psychiatric care", around the time when her internet privledges were supposedly revoked following the leaks.<ref>[[:File:MentalHealthClaim.png]]</ref>

*It is believed by some that the Suitress is a trans woman, a reason some give for Chris's conflicted views on her attraction, as a result of her appearance. However, voice recordings that she's in show her voice to be feminine, and leaked childhood photos of her also have a more feminine apperance.

==[[The WCT]]==

One of the primary members of the [[Watchmen]].

*It was initially written that The WCT wanted Chris to kill himself. This originated from a rumor spread by [[MKRNightVee]], his former associate in the Watchmen Discord server [[The Place]]. In June 2021, the [[Watchmen]] clique was infighting over [[Naught]] posting The WCT's dox onto Kiwi Farms. WCT responded by informing Chris, who left The Place. Angry over this development, MKR took to Twitter to spread a rumor that WCT "probably wants Chris to kill himself".<ref>https://twitter.com/MKR11217089/status/1410103600932548609 (archive: https://archive.md/UKGom)</ref> A month later, the rumor was further spurred by Kiwi Farms forum posters, who assumed from both MKR's rumor and WCT's interactions with Bella (who had claimed on at least two occasions to want to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide) that WCT was in on Bella's supposed plots. Despite this, no evidence has surfaced that WCT knew of Bella's claimed plots.
*It was initially written in a few articles that Chris had directly contributed to the mass doxing of [[the Suitress]] by sharing one of her pictures with the WCT. Chris, although posting her photograph to him, would also refer to her by her penname, "Fifi Vixenhart". The WCT wouldn't have become aware of her real name, or actually dox her, until later, when Bella had told him in the [[Regarding Chris]] chats that the Suitress was the sole provider of fabricated texts where Chris states he's done BDSM on Barb while she was doxing her on multiple websites. The WCT would post one of the Suitress's videos and use her first name, partially revealing her identity and bringing attention from trolls onto her.
*It was initially written that The WCT had been recruited into Bella's [[Chess Club]] Discord server. He had actually been invited into a separate server, [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]]. This error was based on mislabeled folders of Discord server chatlogs which were passed around on Kiwi Farms - the folders were labelled "Chess Club" and "Chess Club ft [the Suitress] and CWC", however the actual content was [[Chess Club]] and [[Chess Group 15|chess group #15]] chatlogs.

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

Simonla Rosechu

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{{Honest}}
{{Quote|About on or before August 26, [[2008]], I had received an e-mail from [[Evan George]], who went by evang7@gmail.com as well as themaskedavenger@gmail.com, submitting his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] [[Fan Art]] to me. The then later submitted his idea for "Simonchu"; it did not strike me as good at first. But for a few months, I had wanted to create a Ground-Type [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] Character; I felt that I had ENOUGH Sonichu Characters, so '''from "Simonchu"''', I created Simonla Rosechu (playing off of the name of Simone).|Chris, 9 [[September 2009]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu&diff=8058&oldid=5231]</ref>}}
{{Quote|I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time. Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever. Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.|Chris, 2 [[February 2010]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu]</ref>}}

{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:SimonlaOriginalDesign.jpg|250px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Simonla Rosechu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 1988
|-
| '''Date of death'''
| 9 August 2008 (later revived)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Height'''
| Unknown
|-
| '''Weight'''
| Unknown
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Ground/Electric
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Unknown; raised by Sandslash
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Rosey]]
|-
| '''Residence'''
| Treehouse in CWCville
|-
| '''Occupation'''
| Building constructor and architect
|-
|}

[[Image:Simonlaweed.jpg|thumb|This picture is what sums up Simonla's character; [[Rosechu|Empty, soul-less and craving for a shit-load of pickles.]]]]

Once upon a time, '''Simonla Rosechu''' (pronounced [sɪˈmoːnlə]) was an orange [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] with the intelligence of a "cinder-block"<ref>(per the words of [[Sandy|her clone]])</ref> who could turn her arms into drills and dig underground. She also had a drill at the end of her tail. Then her guts were shredded by a tragic toilet explosion, and she was dead. [[Simonla Rosechu#Resurrection|Or so they thought]]...

She was originally a [[trolls|fan]] character submitted by [[Evan]] named '''Simonchu''', until [[Chris]] added breasts, a [[china]] and turned him into Simonla. Her bizarre name is probably meant to suggest "Simon the Rosechu", ''la'' being the [[Spanish]] word for "the"; cf. [[Megagi La Skunk]].

Simonla is a cross between different characters:
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Raichu]]
*[[wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|Simon the Digger]]
*[[wikipedia:Wolverine (comics)|Wolverine]] <ref>[[Things Chris Has Ripped Off#Wolverine]]</ref>

==Background==
Her actual character biography is basically non-existent. While the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] all have their own backstories to explain where they came from and what they're doing together, Simonla just shows up one day, ready to strip naked and present backdrops. She only mentions being raised by a pair of Sandslash in response to Evan's explanation of her origin.

[[Evan]] eventually presents his own version of events in it up in his Simonchu comic: Simonla is a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|female clone]] of Simonchu, sent back in time to befriend the other Electric Hedgehogs so that Chris can prove [[Wild Sonichu]] is heterosexual to the trolls in order to cover up [[Asperchu|Alec's SLANDEROUS portrayals]]. This explains, somewhat, Chris's constant references to Simonla and Simonchu being siblings, though it may be more accurate to consider Simonla a daughter to Simonchu. Chris is sure to integrate this creative and interesting plot twist into his own comic immediately, [[Mitch Sonichu|just as he expects other people to change their comics to match his ideas]]. One should disregard Chris's claim that she was raised by a pair of [[Wikipedia:Sandslash|Sandslash]], as this violates the same "brother/sister agreement" Chris desired so much due to Simonchu's Beedrill parentage.

Oddly enough, Simonla appears to [[Speech impediment|speak]] in [[CWC-isms]], including "y'all". This could be Chris attempting to make her more "cool", or, more likely, just another example of Chris' [[Chris and writing|shitty writing]] and\or [[Chris and english|spelling]].

==Simonla and [[Zapina]]==

In October 2017, Chris came up with a "short" background story for Simonla, and her connection to Zapina. His post on Facebook said:

{{quotebox|Simonla and Zapina, each hatched in the forest, distant apart, alone. Simonla Rosey had found family with an adult, male Sandslash, who adopted her as his own daughter. Meanwhile, Zapina, with very small wings which will grow larger in evolution, had to fend for herself for quite a while. Simonla evolved at a high level of 18, which her daddy Sandslash had upped her experience very well and quick with lots of digging and burrowing and such survival. Shortly after evolving, Simonla Rosech saw a distant yellow bug who was trying to fly, but was having difficulty. Simonla went to her and offered to help. Little Zapina Rosey was curious, and she felt she could do better with help, so she approached Simonla, and after picking her up and giving her a hug, Zapina evolved. Simonla took Zapina in as a little sister, and taught her everything she knew, and they learned more from each other.

The Sandslash led the two of them underground to the city of Cwcville, near the early construction of one of the towers. A steel beam was falling from a mile up onto a worker, and Simonla rushed to the rescue by jumping over the six-foot tall worker and caught the beam; wielding it over her right shoulder with very little sweat. She was hired in the spot to learn and help on the Cwcville Construction Crew. Zapina followed to help her as a protege organizer.}}

In the Dating Education episode, we see Simonla outside CWCville University talking to Zapina, who is 14 and wants to strip despite those "dumb child protection Laws" that Chris and the Sonichu gang hate so much. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend," and instructs her to get a "16-year-old boy" instead of being productive with her time, like focusing on her schoolwork.

==Development==
[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|Before...]]
On 26 August 2008, Evan posted on his [[DeviantArt]] account:<ref>http://evang-y.deviantart.com/art/Simonchu-96132351</ref>

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
My Sonichu fancharacter.

Simonchu
Age: 14
Ground/Electric

Simonchu was originally a [[Pikachu]], raised by a swarm of Beedrill. However, when [[Perfect Chaos]] attacked Station Square, the Pikachu and Beedrills watched from a nearby forest. In the middle of the battle a flash of pure Chaos energy was released, killing all the Beedrills. The Pikachu, however, was able to absorb the Chaos energy and use it to evolve. Depressed due to his parents' demise, Simonchu took his parents' drills and dug deep underground, leaving no one in CWCville to know of this unique Sonichu and his awesome powers.

until today...
...

Now I really must send it to him and hope he includes Simonchu in another issue. He is JUST bad enough to fit into [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].</div>

Three months later, Chris did use the character, claiming that he had wanted to create a ground-type Sonichu or Rosechu character. He could have used Simonchu, as he had Evan's permission to, but, feeling that he had enough Sonichu characters (or, more likely, needing material to [[mass debating|mass debate]] to), he decided to turn Simonchu into Simonla (playing off Simone, the feminine form of Simon), because to Chris, tits = better. Chris also misinterpreted the cloak Simonchu wore as some sort of shell, judging by Simonla's line, "My shell is removable!" He also added red "[[Honor roll|secondary infrared eyelids]]" (commonly mistaken for eye infection) due to a similar mix-up with Simonchu's goggles.

Evan told Chris he got his drills from being raised by [[Wikipedia:Beedrill|Beedrill]], though any bona fide weeaboo knows the drills and the name come from [[Wikipedia:Simon (Gurren Lagann)|Simon]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|Gurren Lagann]]''. Interestingly, in his [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] video, Chris pronounces Simonchu as ''Sie-Mon-Chu'' and not ''See-moan-chu'', meaning that:

*Chris has never seen ''Gurren Lagann'' before, much to the relief of many fans
*Simonla's pronunciation would be ''Sie-mon-la''.

This is reinforced by other inconsistencies with the character, including mistaking the Core Drill for a shark's tooth necklace.

Chris claimed on Simonla's [[CWCipedia]] page that in Episode 20 he will introduce [[Simonchu]] as a Ground- (and only Ground-) type. This never happened. Only in the next episode was Simonchu given a minor cameo (and then never fully identified) as Simonla's assassin.

[[Image:Simonla.jpg|thumb|...and after. Chris has the reverse Midas touch - everything he touches turns to shit.]]

===Forced romance===

{{Quote|plus pairing Simonla with [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] as a couple; that GIVES multiple meanings to the phrase "Opposites Attract."|Chris, [[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|completely failing to explain anything]].}}

In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]], Simonla attends the [[Dating education|dating classes]] and is eventually paired up with Wild Sonichu. Chris-chan had previously revealed this to Evan in the ancient Sonichu IRC chatroom<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]] at 02:21</ref>, but it ended up creating [[:Image:SchuComic9P20.jpg|one of the most horrific pages in Sonichu history.]]

Chris elaborated on their forced romance to [[Julie]] in [[Mumble 3#00:14:12 Bob and Snorlax|Mumble 3]], saying that he thought their romance seemed unlikely because they were so different. While it would be reasonable to assume he was referring to different cultural backgrounds or beliefs, he went on to clarify that he was talking about the fact that Simonla was a Ground-type and Wild was a Grass-type, two things he apparently believed had nothing in common.

===Evan's response===

In late [[December 2009]], [[Evan]] [[Mailbag 22#Evan: back with a vengeance|e-mailed Chris]], accusing him of lying about the resolution Chris claimed to have worked out with him. Chris [[Rejected Mailbag#Let Me Get Back To You On That|ignored]] this e-mail.

Four mailbags later, Evan [[Mailbag 26#It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them|once again]] petitioned Chris, this time saying Chris was stealing his character. Evan politely asked Chris to kill Simonla in the comic, yet Chris responded by saying that he could not write out Simonla, as she was [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]]'s girlfriend, and that asking him to kill off a one-dimensional fictional secondary character devoid of any personality was monstrous. Evan blackmailed Chris by buying adspace on the CWCipedia and putting oversized pro-gay ads over the site. The whole [[Chris and negotiation|negotiation]] can be best understood through the extensive [[Alec Benson Leary calls|calls]] between Chris and ''[[Asperchu]]'' creator [[Alec Benson Leary]].

Evan [[Mailbag 35#DO_IT_FAGGOT|tried again]], tired of it all, but Chris pointedly refused once more. Disillusioned with Chris, Evan allowed Alec Benson Leary, to feature Simonchu as one of Sonichu's friends in ''Asperchu''. While Simonchu is portrayed as a homosexual in the comic, [[Mailbag 40#Simonchu_swings_both_ways|Evan confirmed in an e-mail to Chris that Simonchu is actually bisexual]], and that Alec treated the character with far more respect than changing his gender without permission. Chris still persisted with his refusal, maintaining that killing Wild's girlfriend was evil.

The back-and-forth continued in [[Mailbag 43#...Well.2C_this_is_disturbing.21|Mailbag 43]], where Chris responded with one of his most bizarre and megalomaniacal statements yet. He stated that Simonla "didn't want" to leave [[CWCville]], and that Evan himself "moves on" under the influence of [[Chris and his ego|Chris's Directorial Powers]]. Chris would later claim that Simonla should be considered an original character, since Chris could have theoretically come up with the concept on his own, with the fact that he actually based her on Simonchu's design was more or less a coincidence:

{{quote|...IF I start with a Normal Rosechu, give her ground and dirt for skin, add some Drills, Natural Second Transparent Eyelids, an Armadillo Shell with a Drill Spot for a Marking on the front, and Construction Shoes, DOES NOT MEAN AT ALL of YOUR story of "Re-Modifying Simonchu with a Vagina"; THE TWO ARE SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS, so do us all a favor and QUIT B****ING AND STRESSING YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN PREMATURE DEATH.|Chris showing that he believes making a character is as simple as starting out with a base and mix-and-matching accessories, [[Mailbag 44#I_want_to_see_Simonla_die_so_very_badly|Mailbag 44]].}}

In [[Mailbag 52#Chris_discusses_his_inspirations.2C_and..._huh.3F|Mailbag 52]], Evan shot back that ''"The Simonchu in your Haiti image was a caught-in-the-wild one anyway, I don't get why you even bothered including it. He can't even speak Human."'' The concept of two intrusive Great Directors making contradictory canon statements in a single universe was too baffling for Chris to comprehend.

===Chris denies reality===
[[Image:Fkinglie.png|thumb|Evan's response.]]
After all this back-and-forth in the [[Mailbag]] over what to do with Simonla, on 2 February 2010<ref>[[Mailbag 53]]</ref> Chris added the following note to his profile of the character on the [[CWCipedia]]:

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.</div>

This fooled absolutely no one. Evan and his fellows responded with a barrage of new advertisements at the top of every CWCipedia page, pointing out Chris's obvious lie.

Using those advertisements as a wedge, the Asperpedia creators hoped to eventually force Chris to do away with Simonla. As chronicled in [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary's phone calls with Chris]], this proved to be an uphill battle, largely because Chris still holds to a child-like belief that Simonla is, in some sense, [[Chris and reality|real]], and that killing her in the comic has actual consequences. Over the course of late January and into early February 2010, Chris continued to insist that Simonla had to remain a part of his comic.

Chris relented somewhat as the ads on the CWCipedia grew more and more offensive. On [[I am Alive|6 February 2010]], he posted a video where he conceded defeat of a kind, promising to kill Simonla and remove her entry in the CWCipedia at some time in the indefinite future. This wasn't good enough for Evan, who exerted legal pressure to have the CWCipedia locked to edits.

On 8 February 2010, in his [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|final phone conversation with Alec]], Chris claimed that he had given in, drawn the pages of Simonla's death, and had them ready for uploading. However, either he never bothered to follow through on that promise or he simply never got the chance. Early on 9 February 2010, all the CWCipedia's content was deleted from its server space.

==Death==
On 9 February 2010, responding to the deletion of the CWCipedia, Chris admitted that his promise to get rid of Simonla was made under duress:

{{Quote|And I never wanted to kill Simonla! But I was practically back-BLACK mailed by that god damned by that god damned Evan...|Chris, [[9_February_2010|9 February 2010]]}}

Belatedly, however, he made good. On 13 February 2010, Evan released two pages he received from Chris, where Chris makes a rote apology (dwelling for some strange reason on the topic of hamster rape) and Simonla dies. In the pages, it is shown that Simonla is killed ''by a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|toilet bomb]] in the ladies' bathroom'' during a date at the movies with Wild. After being treated by [[Bill the Scientist]], who has apparently quit working for Team Rocket in favor of emergency medicine, Simonla passes on. Wild mourns for exactly ONE PANEL before Magi-Chan deus-ex-machinas where her killers are and he takes off on a mission of revenge. Simonla is injured offscreen and dies offscreen, exactly the opposite of what [[Alec]] [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|requested]].

The precise nature and location of her injury is not clear. However, in all drawings of her post-injury only her upper body part is seen, and it seems to have been unscathed by the explosion. This suggests that most of the damage was inflicted on her [[China|lower body part]]. In what may or may not be a coincidence, Simonla succumbs to "her internal injury," the same fate that felled a number of Chris's [[Officer Nasty]] dolls.

Some days later, Chris released a revised version of Simonla's death, in which the drama takes place over several pages and the previously vague identities of the "murderer and his crew", was, through a couple of edits, established as being Alec and the Asperpedia crew. Furthermore; Simonla is revealed to have shat out an egg, which is in the care of [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] when Simonla goes asplodey. A time jump occurs and the egg hatches into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] culminates in the father-daughter team of Wild and Sandy cooperating to execute [[Evan]] in spectacular and gory fashion, thereby going against Chris's long-held assertion that [[Chris and hypocrisy|he would never stoop to Alec's level and include gratuitous gore in his comic]].<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref>

It's highly noted that the explosive toilet was ripped from the 1989 film, ''[[Wikipedia:Lethal Weapon 2|Lethal Weapon 2]]'', where Mel Gibson's character pulled Danny Glover's character from a toilet that had a bomb attached, just like in the comic. Only instead of killing anyone, the toilet exploded and hits a car. It seems a bit uncharacteristic for Chris to steal from an "R" rated action film, but it should be noted that Chris has a [[Captain's Log|strange habit]] of ripping off stuff he hasn't watched before, so he probably just knows of the famous scene itself and not the source material.

==Pre-Resurrection==
===Simonla photo album===

[[Chris and negotiation|In true CWC fashion]], On 24 [[May 2014]], Chris uploaded to his [[Facebook]] profile a [[:Image:CoverPhoto24May2014.jpeg|new cover photo]] featuring [[Lego]] figures of his various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], Simonla clearly among them. In this photo, Simonla appears to be missing her legs. Later on the same day Chris uploaded to Facebook an album of pictures featuring Simonla's Lego figure, in which she is seen with her legs back. Two days afterwards Chris added to the album two photos of [[Sandy Rosechu]]. These pictures are reproduced below, but are hidden from the viewers due to the mature nature of one of the images.

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image:ImonlaAlbumPicture9.jpeg
image:SimonlaAlbumPicture10.jpeg|Yes, this is what you think it is.
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File:Lego Simonla.jpg|Simonla on display, from his Imgur account.
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The horrific picture of Wild having sex with Simonla, humorously called [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|ShecameforWild]] by some Chris watchers, was removed by Chris a couple of hours after it was uploaded, possibly due to criticism he received for it.

===Facebook Anouncement and Responses===

[[Kim Wilson]] was understandably dumbfounded by Simonla's photo album, as she remembered that Simonla was supposed to be dead - Chris having ''promised'' Evan to kill her off or otherwise remove her. Accordingly, she asked Chris on Facebook to clarify the matter:

{{quoteboxred|
24 May 2014

Christian Weston Chandler, wasn't this character supposed to die? If that's correct, and I'm remembering this correctly, then making this public post is bragging about your dishonesty. A man is only as good as his word. I know you're better than that, Chris.}}

Chris replied to Kim by stating that, against all apparent evidence, Simonla was now alive and well:

{{quotebox|She was, but I had revived her, and I will eventually redraw the pages showing that she is NOT dead. The death was Troll-Influenced, so therefore I have undone that mistake.}}

Kim, realising Chris was flagrantly [[Chris and Hypocrisy|contradicting himself]], was not satisfied by the reply:

{{quoteboxred|It doesn't matter what inspired your art, I'm talking about the promise that you made to someone. Don't break your promises, Christian Weston Chandler.}}

Chris responded bafflingly with two comments, the first just a [[Random-access humor|random]] [[Chris and Music|song]] and the second [[Autism|rambling on about needless details]]

{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Everyone, sing along: I don't care. I don't care. Oh, look, a Free Hat! I don't care.]] You can put on clean [[muscle bra|bra]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]]. 'Cause I Don't Care.}}

{{quotebox|I will do what I want, when I want, and no troll is going to rewrite MY history. Simonla Rosechu Lives On as a Model Construction Working Mother of Sandy with her husband, Wild Sonichu.

P.S. The voltorb was properly diffused and released back into the wilds of Kanto's abandoned electric plant. The damn trolls were still put under arrest. No bloody punishment was ensued upon the guilty; I personally beat the living crap out of them AND Daniel Mimms, then let them live out their Life-Long Prison Sentence in the offshore prison stronger than Alcatraz.}}

{{quotebox|So There.}}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] was understandably bewildered by Chris's song:

{{quoteboxgreen|Is that the chaotic combos "what the heck do we care" song, or are you telling us something?}}

{{quotebox|I'm telling you something. And it is in tune to "Hooray for Hollywood".}}

===Simonla as the Lynchpin===
While Simonla's death may seem insignificant to others, one has to remember that [[Chris and reality|Chris believes his creations to actually exist in a parallel universe.]] In Chris's mind, he had not only killed a being he gave life to and nurtured, but had been forced into it by outside forces.

At its core, all of Chris's personal achievements - [[CWCville]] and the entire [[Sonichu]] franchise - represent what can best be described as his personal defense mechanism against reality. Even as late as 2010, Chris was impervious to his countless losses - the various [[Sweetheart]]s he lost, the entire [[Nintendo|Miyamoto Incident]], Chris always managed to recover in short order. The death of a [[Gal-Pal]] was never enough to thwart his [[Love Quest]], and no number of public bans could [[The GAMe PLACe|stop him from trespassing anyway]]. While there are other factors to consider regarding these events, such as his [[Chris and negotiation|sheer stubbornness]], [[Chris and remorse|lack of empathy]] or [[Chris and death|child-like understanding of death]], it's possible that CWCville served as a sanctuary for him during his worst moments.

The [[Asperchu]] Saga, and in particular Evan's request for the removal of Simonla in the comics, represented something Chris had never had to deal with before: outside forces attempting to make changes in a world where his will has always been absolute. While his vast, nameless legion of trolls and his various sweethearts have influenced the comics in the past, it was always through the lens of Chris's own control or approval. Regarding Simonla, Chris was adamantly opposed to the idea of removing her. The significance of being forced to do something that completely went against his own approval cannot be overstated.

Thus, when Chris finally yielded and killed off Simonla, Chris's sanctuary had finally been breached. For once, Chris had to realize that even in his fantasy world, he was not omnipotent. Even after his execution of those who breached his sanctuary in [[Sonichu #10]], the damage to his personal happy-place had been done. Most significantly of all, he enshrined the damage to his own world in an effort to make the trolling cease. With his world irreversibly stained by this, he effectively abandoned it. No more comics, no more productivity and no more dreams to make Sonichu into a media empire. Thus, Simonla was the lynchpin and turning point for Chris's eventual exodus from his fictional world.

CWCville's significance as a coping mechanism within Chris's life can't fully be understood without a proper examination of his psyche, but its violation meant that it could no longer be used as a source of comfort. Whilst many can point out the obvious - that learning lessons such as the loss of loved ones are [[Chris and psychology|necessary for normal development]] - Chris has been protected from ever having to face the consequences of his actions repeatedly. Until the moment Simonla died.

As such, the Simonla incident is possibly one of the few times that Chris has actually had to deal with reality. The only recourse was to undo it, but since Chris himself enshrined her death and those of the [[Asperpedia Four]] in Sonichu #10, it would not prove to be a simple task. By undoing Simonla's death, he would also have to undo the deaths of several he had already killed and [[Chris and remorse|shown no remorse over]]. Thus, he speaks of attempting to retcon it, or of flat-out reviving her after the fact.

The revival of Simonla is clearly an attempt to rebuild the sanctity of his creation, a dream that will likely never be achieved. More than the obvious problems - of this being essentially an open invitation for those who [[Evan|breached his defenses the first time]], the simple fact remains that not only does this solidify Chris as a blatant liar (as if we needed more evidence of [[List of Chris's Lies|that]]), but it will all essentially come to naught. He cannot ever really return to the world where his view reigned supreme at all times, now that the bitter canker of reality has taken root.

Chris stated openly that this (among other things) was part of a larger plan by Chris to undo "Troll influences and Manipulations".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Good News]]</ref> The rather bitter irony is that should he [[Sonichu 11|go through with it]], it will actually accomplish [[Kick the Autistic|the exact opposite.]]

==Simonla Returns!==
Although Chris had already decided Simonla should be alive, it took several years before he actually got off his ass and bring her back in the comic proper. When [[Sonichu 11]] returned from its years-long hiatus, Chris retconned the previous comic to reveal that Simonla survived the voltorb attack because apparently she has [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_(character) Wolverine]-style healing powers and her bones are made from a metal more powerful than [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adamantium Adamantium] called "Simatanium". While the doctors initially believed she had died, it turned out she was just barely hanging on to life by a thread.

Between February and December of that year, Simonla had been in and out of the hospital visiting for her family, bound to a wheelchair. By Christmas, she was finally able to walk again. While under normal circumstances this would be a darkly bittersweet conclusion as her young child was manipulated into brutally murdering a man for what ultimately amounted to a misunderstanding, Chris was also at least kind enough to bring the [[Asperpedia Four]] back to life too, and even gave them a happy moment in the Christmas episode.

Ironically enough, the Asperpedia Four tried to kill Simonla for being an empty, soulless clone, but their assassination attempt gave her character an actual conflict, a story arc, depth and significance in the story, thus actually giving her a soul. If it weren't for Alec and the gang trying to blow her up with a toilet bomb she would have continued being another empty vessel. Simonla's brush with death and return to health is probably the most harrowing and complex character arc in the comic and it was pretty much brushed over in two pages.

Although trolls initially speculated the Asperpedia Four would return, pissed that Chris broke his promise and violated their sacred copyright, it turned out that nobody gave a shit because it had been years and wasn't funny anymore, and probably forgot who Simonla even was. So, Chris got his sad coping mechanism/furry plaything, the Asperpedians got to live, readers got new ''Sonichu'' content, and everybody was happy.

Simonla later played a small role in [[Sonichu 12]] where she sent a letter to Evan's character, Simonchu, forgiving him for his part in her attempted assassination and asking him to join her family for dinner. While this was by far the most brazen violation of Evan's copyright yet, Evan didn't give a shit and just let Chris have his fun. Simonchu was nearly ''fucking massacred'' by his enraged psycho niece and lightly scolded by Wild, but Simonla came in and told her fucking nutjob family to leave her brother alone because he didn't do anything wrong. Considering that in a previous timeline Wild forced Sandy to drill off his father's penis, Simonchu was understandably disturbed.

At dinner, the rest of the family bonded with Simonchu when he told them his harrowing struggle of abuse at the hands of the four, including beats, starvings and being forced to join them for bad movie night. Sandy and Wild realized Simonchu truly was a victim and accepted him into the family. Simonla beamed with pride as her daughter and brother bonded and explored fossils. After years of suffering, pain and nearly dying, Simonla's family was whole again and life was finally happy for her.

In [[Sonichu 13]], Simonla and her underaged daughter were kidnapped by [[Nazis]] and sent to a concentration camp where they and all their friends were brutally raped and forcibly impregnated by Nazi prison guards. The tunnels she created underneath the city also collapsed, devastating her city and destroying her home, allowing it to be conquered by the enemy army.

==Gallery==
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<gallery>
Image:SimonlaThePedofork.jpg|Chris subtly lets slip his pedofork tendencies through Simonla.
Image:SchuComic9P20.jpg|This is God punishing Evan for sending him those e-mails.
Image:Simonlaemailqf7.png|The e-mail confirming Simonla's appearance.
Image:Email from chris.png|Chris gives Evan his page(s)...
Image:SchuComic11P80.jpg|...and starts with a wall of [[Lies|text]].
Image:SchuComic11P81.jpg|Chris kills off Simonla by having a toilet bomb blow up her [[china]].
Image:Sonichurevolution03.jpg|Alec Benson Leary offers his own take on Simonla's demise.
File:SimonlaSimonchuHaiti.JPG|Even while seeking "Help for Haiti", Chris can't help claiming that Simonla is not Simonchu and that both characters are his.<ref>[[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg]]</ref>
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File:SchuComic9P104.jpg|Simonla's underground home (appendix from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]])
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File:Simonla&SilvanaAmiiboA.jpg|Simonla [[Amiibo]], with [[Silvana]].
File:Mega Simonla Rosechu.jpg|Mega Evolution on a TSSSF card
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== Sources ==
<references/>
==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Evan]]
*[[Kun T’Nyuget]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://simonchucomics.deviantart.com/ The TRUE, HONEST and PICKLE-HAVING Adventures of Simonchu and Niachu]</s> DELETED
*[https://www.4shared.com/get/MB3hPVxPce/Asperpedia_Recovery_Files.html Archive of recovered Asperpedia comics, including Simonchu]
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Fiona Cooper

2022-01-19T14:12:48Z

Darkbind:

{{Honest}}
{{Unreliable|The Suitress was an infamous attention seeker, and had contacted Chris despite being warned hundreds of times not to. This makes her motivations difficult to decipher in many scenarios.|The Suitress is considerably [[naive]] and does not seem to comprehend the ramifications of her actions.|The Suitress will occassionally say edgy things, primarily sex-related humor, for shock value.}}
{{Protip|Like with the [[Wallflower]], the true identity of this person will be concealed by the CWCki, even though it is an open secret. Any references to her identity, which includes the usage of her screen names, will be edited out. The consequences that follow from this will vary. For more information, see [[CWCki:The Suitress|here]].}}

{{Quote|This legit sucks now. I regret everything about ever writing this. I never knew Chris was going to turn out this way back then.
I'm absolutely pissed and disgusted at him now. I'm fucking traumatized. Help me.|The Suitress's opinion of Chris after the [[incest call]] leaks.<ref name = regret>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SuitressRegret.png Source:vigyaa]</ref>}}
{{quote|
I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN 
I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN 
I HATE CHRIS CHAN I HATE CHRIS CHAN this is how I currently feel now. What I written is outdated and will be up because that was who I was back then.|Another post from the Suitress after the leaks.<ref name = hate>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SuitressHatesChrisChan.jpg Source:vigyaa]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = [''redacted'']
| image = AHiddenSuitress.jpg
| title = The Suitress
| nationality = [[United States|American]]<ref name=personal/>
| aliases = The Suitress The [[Everfree Northwest|Everfree]] Suitress
| gender = Female
| saga = [[Saga#Watchmen|Watchmen]], [[Saga#Incest|Incest]]
}}

"'''The Suitress'''" is the codename of the heiress of [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[The Wallflower]], a young [[autism|autistic]]<ref name=personal>[[Suitress chats#Dating Advice]]</ref> woman who developed a sort of genuine, self-admitted crush for Chris.<ref name="SuitressExplanation">{{Cite web|url=https://vigyaa.io/i-have-a-full-blown-crush-on-cwc-and-i-feel-absolutely-insane-efd87f28|archive=https://archive.ph/cV5W0|title=I have a full-blown crush on CWC and I feel absolutely insane|url-status=dead|website=vigyaa}}</ref> This codename was created out of courtesy for things that occurred to her after interacting with Chris, and for her own good.

She had begun contact with Chris via text sometime after discovering his phone number on Reddit, and have been interacting with him via text and live video in secret. She had also been set to meet with Chris during the August 2021 [[Everfree Northwest]] convention. Prior to all of this, the Suitress was an active and well-known member of the CWCsphere, producing loads of fanart regarding Chris, even temporarily moderating a sub-reddit dedicated to him.

At one point, the Suitress had been introduced to [[Bella]] after Chris invited her to a [[Watchmen]] server. From there, when Bella told her about Chris's [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]], the Suitress had initiated the leaks of chunks of the [[Incest call]], although leaking Bella's voice without her permission.<ref name=pissedbella>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella discusses incest news leak]]</ref> Bella attempted to frame the Suitress as being the voice in the call in her frantic attempts to avoid being outed.

==Discovery of Chris==
[[File:SuitressCrush.jpg|thumb|left|200px|An old tablet drawing the Suitress posted on a now deleted Reddit account.]]
{{quote|I see him as human, albeit a highly broken one.|The Suitress's thoughts on Chris after "feeling" for him.<ref name=SuitressExplanation/>}}

In order to understand her voluntary interactions with Chris, and some of the events that came with it — as perplexing and hard to understand as they are — the Suitress's discovery of Chris and her initial feelings towards him must be discussed first.

Previously living a rather normal life, the Suitress discovered Chris sometime during the start of the [[COVID-19]] pandemic,<ref>{{Cite Reddit|post=n9pb97|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|archive=https://teddit.ggc-project.de/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/n9pb97/thank_you_chris/|username=[deleted] (the Suitress)|title=Thank you, Chris}}</ref> out of boredom. She soon saw him as a means of coping with the hardships of quarantine, taking pity on him and reveling in the ways she was "not Chris". This would prove itself to be a vicious cycle that would lead to some of the events that occurred afterwards. Before finding out that Chris was having sex with his mother, the Suitress seemed to have had complicated feelings towards Chris's character, seeing him as a broken person with needs she could fulfill herself; part of the reason for her crush, which stemmed from the aforementioned pity for him; whilst also finding him deplorable.

According to the Suitress, she first became aware of Chris through the YouTuber, Deadwing Dork, who would mention Chris time and time again. She claimed that she began researching him out of curiosity, first feeling disgusted by him, a feeling that would still persist and conflict with the crush she'd form on him later. The Suitress would later form a more serious interest in Christory in the July of 2020, watching [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|Geno's documentary series]] with a friend, and reading articles from this wiki extensively. The Suitress would also claim that she would start having "feelings" towards Chris on the September of that year, which later started evolving into a full-on crush when she listened to the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|audio regarding Chris's date with Emily]] in November.<ref name="SuitressExplanation"/>

During that period, she would not long after become an active member in the CWCSphere, making fan art and posting regularly on Discords dedicated to him, along with moderating the Chris subreddit starting on January 2021 after going quiet on one of the Discords she frequented the month before.<ref name="SuitressExplanation"/> {{Fix-span|{{Cite}}|It is believed that the Suitress attempted to start talking to Chris in 2020.}} {{Fix-span|{{failed verification|explanation=It's believed that the Suitress attempted to talk to Chris in one of these Reaction Livestreams, but in which video precisely it occurred is unknown. This likely took place no earlier than July 2020. If anyone can pinpoint where exactly this occurs, we can verify it.}}|Her fascination with Chris would lead her to beg him to reply, even before her self-admitted crush had developed.<ref>[[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams|In Chris' Red vs. Blue Reaction Livestreams, the Suitress tried to get Chris' attention.]]</ref>}} These attempts at contact were made despite the Suitress having been warned hundreds of times not to do so.

==Early Interactions with Chris==
{{See also|Suitress chats|Suitress videos}}
[[File:SuitressChat6.png|thumb|Chris giving dating advice to the Suitress]]
During her time as a Reddit mod, the Suitress discovered Chris's phone number, and she was finally able to text Chris sometime afterwards. She used a pseudonym while talking to Chris, and also shared other pieces of her personal information with him.<ref name=personal/>

By 15 July 2021, she and Chris were on good terms and seemed to be reciprocating feelings for each other; he recorded an audio file promising not to get upset in front of her at the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention over the [[My Little Pony Protests|MLP G5]] cartoon, and said he loved her.<ref name=promise>[[Chris and The Suitress videos#Promise not to throw a tantrum]]</ref>

On 19 July 2021, Chris invited her into the [[Knights of CWC]] Discord server hosted by Sean, where Chris introduced her to [[Bella]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Invitation|A DM between Chris and Sean where they talk about inviting the Suitress.]]</ref> The Suitress began to converse with Bella at that point, seemingly unaware Bella wished to date her at Everfree Northwest. Chris, having proposed the invite, shared the personal information the Suitress provided him to Sean, disregarding her wishes that Chris not share it with anyone else.

From what is known about the interactions between Chris and the Suitress (and some that Chris had with Bella), Chris appeared to stress the importance of "encouraging her" and "boosting her self-confidence" to find a long-term sweetheart at her college, believing himself to be some sort of mentor for her. At various points, Chris would mention being in an "open-relationship" with the Suitress and his "Lady Friend" ([[Barb]])<ref>[[Bella Chats#The Selected Few]]</ref><ref>[[Incest Call]]</ref>. Chris had seemingly developed a sort of infatuation with the Suitress himself. Despite this, he had stronger feelings for Bella and already had sex with Barb by this point, indicating that the boundaries of his Love Quest had been widening, even before his incest with Barb had been discovered.

The Suitress would also have been set to meet Chris at the convention [[Everfree Northwest]].

===Gallery===

Below is a series of pictures that Chris had sent to the Suitress while they interacted.

====Tablet Pictures====

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SuitressTabletCase.jpg
SuitressTabletBack.jpg
SuitressTablet.jpg
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====Chris Selfies====

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File:Ymlunneforh71.png
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==Interactions with the Watchmen==
{{Incomplete}}
The Suitress was an "untrusted guest" in [[The Knights of CWC]] server.

==Interactions with Bella==

===TTU Chess Club invite===

The earliest known interaction between Bella and the Suitress occurred on 19 July 2021. After being invited to the [[Knights of CWC]] server run by Sean Walker, Bella would invite her and Chris to her Chess Club Discord. The Suitress was seemingly one of the last people that Bella invited into her Chess Club Discord Server. There, the Suitress hadn't seem to have done anything particularly noteworthy than play games of chess and converse with Bella about their plans with Everfree Northwest.

Below is their first conversation. The Suitress's messages are reperesented in magenta, and Bella's are represented in orange.

{{quoteboxmagenta|Joined the server}}

{{quoteboxorange|<CENSORED> hey i don't believe we chatted yet in the other server

u wanna play a game of chess when im done with @Griffit?}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|Oh yeah

I was a bit busy}}

{{quoteboxorange|ah its cool, nice to meet u}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|I wonder if @CWCSonichu1982 is knowledgeable in chess}}

{{quoteboxorange|we used to play alot}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|Yeah, I'm going to the Bronycon in Everfree}}

{{quoteboxorange|but i could only do it on sms with my iphone but i lost my phone so i invited her over here bc i can}}

{{quoteboxorange|oh wow its like that now?}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|It's on August 13

CWC is coming to Bronycon too}}

{{quoteboxorange|ohhh that one im going to lol i was confused sorry

yeah im coming as her bodyguard

i might be her roommate im not sure yet, but ill bring us games to play}}

{{quoteboxmagenta|Christine told me that she was going to have people guarding us}}

{{quoteboxorange|thats me!

if u need anything lmk then im here to help u feel safe}}

==The Incest Scandal==
{{See also|Incest fallout chat leaks#Discord Incest Call Leak}}
{{quote|Well...I unleashed a moment in Christory for y'all
I don't know how I feel|The Suitress expressing uncertainty at revealing Chris's incestuous relationship}}

On the night of 29 July 2021, Bella shared with the Suitress an edited 9-minute clip of the full 4-hour incest call in private<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call |A discord chat where Bella confirms sending the Suitress the 9-minute leak.]]</ref>, telling her that Chris was having sex with Barb. Some time later, the Suitress would share a further edited version of this call, which cut out most of Bella's dialogue, on a separate Discord server, which would later be uploaded onto YouTube.

When people doubted the authenticity of the leak, the Suitress would then share the entire 9-minute clip she was given, which also had Bella's voice on it, on the same server without her permission. The leak would soon after be uploaded by two different users onto both Reddit and YouTube respectively.

The Suitress then at one point asked for the full call, but was always given excuses by Bella as to why she couldn't share it with her, including that her phone would "record randomly". Bella was also evidently irritated by the Suitress leaking the 9-minute audio.<ref name=pissedbella/>

===The Blame Game===
[[File:BellaFramesTheSuitress.jpg|thumb|left|An attempt by Bella to frame the Suitress, giving her full name and photo]]
In an attempt to avoid being [[dox|doxed]], Bella decided to shift all blame and potential consequences for the situation to the Suitress.
[[File:KellyOsbornFraming.png|thumb]]
[[File:BillyBella.jpg|thumb]]

Bella manipulated [[The WCT]] of the [[Watchmen]] into releasing a screenshot she had falsified and to name the Suitress as his source.<ref name=bdsm>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp]</ref> WCT further decided to post a TikTok video of the Suitress, linking her face to the name mentioned in the [[incest call]] and directing attention onto her.<ref>[https://imgur.com/a/MhMhrBC A Kiwi Farms post from Psychic Espeon aka The WCT]</ref>

Bella also attempted to dox the Suitress repeatedly by dropping her full name and photo on multiple websites such as 4chan, while also claiming that she was dating Chris despite her distancing herself from the situation by that point. On several Discord chats and on Kiwi Farms, Bella would also claim that the Suitress was a minor and that Chris was aware of this<ref>[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SuitressAgeLie.png Bella lies about the Suitress's age]</ref>, despite the Suitress actually being a young adult.<ref name=personal/>
Bella would also attempt to distance herself away from the "Kelly Osborne" and "Bella" codenames she was using at the time, and directed them towards the Suitress, as well as a made-up person, "Billy Sawyer" respectively.

==Conclusion==
{{Protip|The Suitress was never "institutionalized". At worst, she went through a depressive episode after the leaks, was temporarily hospitalized, and had her internet taken away. She appears to be doing fine according to accounts from people that knew her. In any case, do NOT attempt to contact her, as it's kind of clear she wants nothing to do with Chris.}}

After GiBi leaked her phone number, already carrying the weight of her addiction towards Chris content, Chris fucking his mom, these events making headlines, Bella and Sean dropping her personal information on other websites, and now a channel she once followed engaging in Bella's attempt to frame her, the Suitress had an alleged nervous breakdown, and was hospitalized the following day.

According to posts she made on the various accounts she tried to use soon afterwards, she had later developed a disliking for Chris. In a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|letter sent from a fan]], Chris admits that he still has a desire to reach out to her, but was able to do so through astral projection in order to "heal" and "help" her from a perceived emotional low.

The Suitress's arc can be thought of as yet another cautionary tale as to why attempting to get in contact with Chris, regardless of the motive for doing so, can and will end in utter disaster. Even after all these years, even after making the same mistake with [[Megan|two other]] [[Wallflower|gal-pals]], Chris has still shown to be a frequent oversharer, and will not respect the privacy of others. Compounded with that, seeing as how Chris is already on the radar of so many people, it logically follows that being in any form associated with him will land you on that same radar as well.

==See also==
* [[Affair with Mother]]
* [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
* [[Suitress chats]]
* [[Suitress videos‎]]
* [[The Wallflower]]

==References==
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List of places that have banned Chris

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{{Protip|Don't be a [[ween]] and contact store management to harass them over having Chris as a customer. Yes, [[The End Games#Management's perspective|people have sadly done that.]]}}
{{quote|Bann has happened again.|[[Chris]], after being banned from [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] for the third time.<ref>[[CWCki_Forums#Bann_has_happened_again]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_gets_banned_minty.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris being banned.]]
[[Image:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|The weapon of choice.]]

Although he is (at least, physically) a grown adult, [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and generally being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places, physical or not. Following his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charges, it is expected that this list is going to get much, much longer.

==Shops==
===The GAMe PLACe===
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According to [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], Chris was banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to take out a box of prizes and badges for the ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[card game]] league without the permission and authorization to do so. [[Michael Snyder]] later wound up permabanning him on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got confrontational with a [[Niggos|black child]], but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris was definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store, all the way to its shutdown in [[June 2014]].

===Charlottesville Fashion Square===
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Chris was busted four times here, once for [[Love_Quest|loitering]]. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it's revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone. He later got banned again, apparently for life, after the [[26 December 2014]] incident. Proving that he failed to learn anything, Chris trespassed at the mall in March 2018, ending up being forced to undertake the [[Therapeutic Docket]] after the mall staff caught him and pressed charges<ref>[[Chris and the Law#2018]]</ref>.

===Walmart===
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Chris has been kicked out of Walmart on at least four separate occasions. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] manager of the [[Charlottesville]] store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to have Chris arrested for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Walmart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Walmart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]].

Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]], this time at the recent [[Ruckersville]] location, after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXbox]] One", according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]]. A year later, Chris got thrown out of Walmart yet again, after an employee recognized and confronted him. He eventually left, but not before threatening the employee with pepper spray. For reference, this came less than a week after he was arrested for attacking a GameStop employee with mace.

===Target===
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On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Walmart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on [[Obesity|exploiting their free soda refill deal]] while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!

===McDonald's===
Chris was temporarily banned from a [[McDonald's]] in Forest Lakes in [[June 2012]]. He had been loitering in the restaurant to grab newspapers that customers had left behind.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2143830 (archive: https://archive.is/unA2U)</ref> An employee confronted Chris about it and he was ordered to leave, but not before taking two unsolicited photos of people at the restaurant. He then ranted on Facebook about the experience, trying to incite his readers to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Discriminated at McDonald's]]</ref> According to [[Kim Wilson]], he had wanted newspaper for [[Clover and Snoopy|the Chandler dogs]] to relieve themselves on<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2148397 (archive: https://archive.is/9uBlW)</ref> as it was [[Barbara]]'s policy for the dogs to do that on newspapers inside the house.

===GameStop===
Chris had already been banned from the Fashion Square branch of local GameStop for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] when, on [[26 December 2014]], he came "[[Honor roll|disguised]]" in a pair of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], supposedly intending to buy a new ''Skylanders'' figure and some second-hand Wii U games. However, the staff confronted him and were unmoved by his protests that he was there to actually buy stuff rather than vandalize their property. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying his can of pink mace at his shirt, [[Chris and the Law|a felony]]. This act resulted in him being arrested.

After Chris was let off with a fine in [[October 2015]], he received a letter, purporting to be from GameStop, informing him that his ban had been upgraded to a statewide one. Chris uploaded [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|a video]] about this on 7 December. However, the statewide ban was later proven to be the work of a troll.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-12-7-chris-decries-gamestops-discrimination-against-battletoads.15158/page-10#post-1135462</ref>

===Best Buy===
Chris was caught attempting to shoplift video games at Best Buy<ref>[[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting]]</ref> in early 2014.

According to Chris, he was formally notified that he was banned from Best Buy a few days after 28 December 2014, when he was released from jail due to the GameStop pepper spray incident.

He stated in November 2015 that he believed he was banned as part of a conspiracy master-minded by the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], who he thought was working at both GameStop and Best Buy.<ref>[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]</ref>

{{quotebox|To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.

Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.}}

On 2 October 2016, he re-affirmed that he was still banned.<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Best Buy]]</ref>

===The End Games===
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Chris posted to his Pokémon club's Facebook page on 20 March 2018, pleading to be let back into the shop. The End Games confirmed his ban on 29 March. It was a result of arguing with management over whether [[Sonichu]] counted as a [[Pokémon]]. Two years later on [[January 2020]], The End Games Twitter page blocked Chris's account after he demanded the shop to unban him so he can learn to play ''Dungeons & Dragons''.

===Anytime Fitness===
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Chris was at this gym for a short time in 2018 before getting the boot for being [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|gassy]] and [[Fangs|burping]] a lot, as well as weens calling up the gym to harass management over Chris.

===Papa John's (delivery only)===

On 5 [[August 2019]], Chris [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|reported]] that the Papa John's in Charlottesville refused to deliver pizza to the Chandlers' at [[14 Branchland Court]], due to [[trolls]] and [[weens]] spending years prank-calling the establishment posing as Chris. Chris only found out about the partial ban after driving to the place to find out why their orders were being cancelled; he is still able to order pizza in person. It's extremely likely there are other pizza places that have had Chris's address blacklisted for the same reason.

==Websites==
===PlayStation Network===
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Chris has gotten at least one temporary ban from the PlayStation Network's social networking features, as a result of making [[death threats]] to [[Adam Stackhouse]] and several others in one of his blog entries during [[August 2007]], over Adam's beating him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] through what Chris incorrectly claimed was a violation of the rules. One of the site's moderators ordered Chris to remove the blog entry, and when Chris responded by telling the moderator to "SHUT UP AND GO READ THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!", he found himself being slapped with a ban lasting approximately a month.

===DeviantART===
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Chris has been banned twice from deviantART. Both times were for a reason that you can probably guess right off the bat: sexual imagery without even bothering to use the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

===YouTube===
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Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].

On 23 [[July 2016]], Chris [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|posted]] that YouTube had tempa-banned his CwcvilleGuardian account from uploading videos. Chris believed that the ban was due to his use of the "F word". In reality, YouTube had banned him for violating its policy on "nudity or sexual content", after his channel received two strikes against it – one for [[IMG 3207]] and another for [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]]. Chris was unaware of the length of his ban, even though Kiwi Farms readers quickly determined that it was for two weeks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-23-chris-has-another-strike-against-him-from-youtube.22787/page-3#post-1621754</ref>

On 26 July, he circumvented the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]].

What's curious about this is technically you're not allowed to create another YouTube account after your previous channel has been suspended, though it's possible that Chris made another Google account and since he didn't re-upload any of his old stuff, he was able to continue having a YouTube account.

===Wikipedia===
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On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [[wikipedia:Sockpuppet (Internet)|sockpuppet]] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from ever being recreated.

===Flipnote Hatena===
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After uploading and re-uploading numerous Flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading Flipnotes on the 2nd of [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Studio 3D was later released in [[February 2015]] after Flipnote Hatena shut down on the 31st of [[May 2013]].

===eBay (as a seller only)===

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Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since 1 [[June 2014]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of troll involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a 3-day ban from eBay on June 8th, 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking "no" for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expires.

On 12 June, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily-edited version of the posting, although still possible violating several of eBay's terms again. A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name is expected. Only time will tell if the world's largest online vendor will be added to the list of places that kicks Chris out and never lets him back in.

Around [[September 2014]], a guy named "Mr. Smith" decided to order one of Chris's mass-market [[medallion]]s, thinking that it would take 2 weeks to ship, not to ''create'' the medallion itself. After 2 weeks passed by with the medallion still not arrived, he filed a case to eBay, thus freezing Chris's PayPal. This ''really'' got Chris's [[duck]] in a twist, and led to a complicated series of events that later ended in eBay refunding Mr. Smith.

On [[June 2019]], Chris was banned from selling on eBay due to customer complaints on his failure to ship out orders.<ref>[[:File:Chrisebayblocked.png]]</ref>

===Sega Customer Service===
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GameStop is not the only place Chris is banned from for raging over ''Sonic Boom''. On 12 [[December 2014]], Chris sent Sega Customer Service an angry e-mail that raged over ''Sonic Boom'' and told them to recall ''anything'' with Sonic's blarms on it or else. Later in the day or the day after that, Sega banned his Customer Service account from the service.

===Facebook===
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On 3 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was taken down very briefly. While it is currently unknown why this occurred, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. These include screenshots of sexting, pictures of lizards mating, his omnipresent death threats to Sega, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. The last straw was when he uploaded a drawing called "Pink Lemonade", which featuring Chris being showered with pink lemonade (or, as [[Kim Wilson]] interpreted it, period blood) from a pitcher pouring it through a [[china]]-shaped lemon, and bragging about how "It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass." It's beyond surprising that Facebook was able to keep up with Chris's shenanigans for 4 years before taking it down for the 3rd time. His account was then put back up the same day, proving that Chris is the ultimate bullet-dodger.

However, it seems he hasn't got off quite yet, as a recent picture he posted of his [[manboobs]] on 9 July was surprisingly taken down due to reports, which is the first time Chris has had a photo taken down on Facebook. He then reposted it, leading to his account getting deactivated the second time this month. It was then put back up, then closed yet again, and ''then'' put back up. It seems that this might be where it continues on, but with Facebook taking down a post that asked Chris's followers to fund him a prosthetic china in [[September 2015]], only time will tell.

On 29 [[November 2014]], the makers of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page banned Chris from the group after a post was made containing death threats to Sega. Also, on 4 [[October 2015]], Chris got booted off the Amiibo Trade & Collectors page for hostile posts and making Amiibos out of original characters.

On 15 [[November 2016]], Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announced]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week, due to his repeated death threats against [[Donald Trump]] on that platform.

===Lulu===
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In [[December 2015]], Chris got his account suspended from literature hosting website [[Lulu]]. The website doesn't allow authors to publish fanfiction or stories based on copyrighted characters and/or properties from other creators. Given that Chris used the website to publish copies of ''Sonichu'', you can guess how this turned out. He later made an alternate account on Lulu, in order to keep selling his comics. Even so, Chris decided to [[lie]] to his audience and claim that getting banned from Lulu was the cause of his "creative groove" being "killed".

On 9 February 2018, Chris reopened the account publicly, and it quickly got banned through the efforts of [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] three days later. However, he simply circumvented the ban by making another alt account, proven when he posted a poll on whether his fans would like a copy of [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s CWC Prequel comic with their comic order in March 2018.

===Etsy===
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Chris's Etsy business seemed to be going pretty well until [[March 2016]], when he bought a new [[PS4]]. The distraction left him ignoring many of his customers orders, often for months. People who bought video greetings from him would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late. In [[June 2016]], Chris's Etsy page vanished, and he later stated that [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]. It's likely that Etsy took notice after repeated complaints from his customers and banned him from selling.

===Social media profiles===
{{main|DoopieDoOver|Tabitha St. Germain|LadyOfTheCosmo|Nowacking}}

In August 2017, Chris was blocked by four women he had been following on social media.

Doopie blocked him from her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and [[Patreon]] accounts after Chris repeatedly kept calling her darling, pledged to her Patreons while begging his fanbase for money, spammed her business e-mail with stories about his day while making clumsy attempts at befriending her, blocked her boyfriend on Twitter and continually refused to get it through his head that Doopie was not interested in being his friend. Weens also interfered by spamming her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and making fake pledges to her Patreon to view the Rosechu drawing she made for Chris's pledge reward.

Tabitha blocked him from [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] due to [[Weening|weens]] replying to his tweets to her, which resulted in her feed being overrun with their spam.

Chris reacted to the blocks by creating [[NightStar2891]], a sockpuppet account. He then tweeted them a hand-written apology letter, calling them "dear" instead of "darling".

Doopie informed him, yet again, that she wasn't going to be his friend, then blocked the sockpuppet.

Tabitha later mentioned that she didn't enact her block because of Chris specifically. Chris, observing her messages via NightStar2891, somehow decided that this gave him leeway to send her a 21-tweet message through that account, trying to befriend her. She blocked the sockpuppet as well.

LadyOfTheCosmo, a friend of Doopie's, blocked Chris on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] after he sent her a tweet referring to her as "dear", then doubled down on using it after she called him out on it being inappropriate.

Nowacking blocked him around 26 August after he replied to her tweets about relationships and a swarm of weens spammed her account with accusations against Chris and telling her to block him. She has not commented on her reason for the block.

===Patreon===
Chris's [[Patreon]] was nuked on August 2, 2021 following the incest leaks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-chriss-fate-be.96658/page-15#post-9620523</ref>

===Tapas===
[[Tapas]] is a comic-hosting website, one which Chris himself used to host his Sonichu comics and linked from his YouTube page. Shortly after his arrest, his comics were blocked for a "violation of community guidelines", either due to the incest allegations, or because of the graphic content of some of the issues.

==Discord Servers==
===Sonic World DX===
A [[Discord]] server for ''[[Sonic World]]'', a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' fangame which features the ability to use modded characters. Chris was first temporarily kicked from the server for stealing mods without permission.<ref>[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]</ref> Despite being allowed to rejoin the server, Chris was permanently banned after confronting Cirrusfire over the takedown of [[Sonic World#Sonichu Mod (personally_updated)|''Sonichu Mod (personally updated)'']] on GameBanana.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-26-2020-chriss-dms-with-sonichu-mod-creator.82796/ ([https://archive.fo/T5ueo Archived])</ref>

===Official CWCki Server===
Chris was encouraged by [[Watchman]] [[Bismuth]] to join the Official CWCki Server, which he did on 10 [[August 2020]]. He was banned four days later, with a mod stating this was because "The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies." A separate server was made for Chris to do just that, but the setup was unfinished, Chris didn't join it, and the link was removed once [[weens]] got a hold of it.

==Organizations==

===The Cub Scouts===

Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the "[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]" in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggested that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believed this to be the reason he is banned. In 2014, while on his [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|date]] with [[Catherine]], he elaborated that he was probably "being outbursting and loud for something," although he couldn't remember. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.

===Piedmont Virginia Community College===
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Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.

The second incident occurred when, in mid-October [[2003]], Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes (neither of which seems to have helped).

On December 2014, Chris would be banned permanently from setting foot in PVCC after his attempt at an "apology letter" to Mary Lee Walsh, which she likely interpreted as the ramblings of an insane individual which she wanted far away from herself and her students.

===Grace Baptist Church===
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Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page." Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended." Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.

===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===
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A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that some time between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about trolls during the homily.

{{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}

Chris got into hot water at the church again a few years later. In August 2017, he decided to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] from [[BronyCon]] to a service, and had to be told to remove them, due to being wildly inappropriate.

===TooManyGames===
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Chris was kicked out of the [[June 2018]] convention on Day 2 as a result of being inappropriately touchy with and kissing attendees. He reacted by curling down on the floor for a good period of time before security took him out.

===Seaquestria Fest===
[[File:Ban_List_(Feat._Chris).png|thumb|Seaquestria's ban list]]
A [[My Little Pony]] convention to be held in Ocean City, Maryland in May 2022. Chris had it on a list of possible cons to travel to,<ref>[[Discord#Possible MLP cons]]</ref> however the convention had him at the top of a preemptive ban list, incidentally above a known [[pedofork]]. It was postponed twice due to the [[COVID-19|coronavirus]] pandemic.<ref>https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html</ref>

===[[Everfree Northwest]]===
Chris originally wanted to attend this convention back in [[June 2021|June]] and [[July 2021]], but was banned after audio leaked of Chris admitting to incestuous relations with Barb.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGpsx6Wnqw</ref>

==Family houses==
===[[14 Branchland Court]]===
That's right, he's been banned from his own fucking house.
Following the revelation that Chris had been having a sexual relationship with his mother, Greene County [[Jerkop|Police]] conducted a [[welfare check]] at 14 Branchland Court on 30 [[July 2021]]. The police issued an emergency protective order against Chris, banning him from his own house until 5 August. He was arrested in Richmond on 1 August and has been in jail ever since.

===Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom's house===
In the wake of being kicked out of his home for the allegation of committing incest with his mother, Chris tried to make plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], however, they forbade him from doing so before he arrived,<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref> and even told the police that he was not to be allowed onto their property.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref>

==Jail facilities==
===Rec Room===
Chris liked to play basketball in the [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] recreation room, mentioning it in a letter from 8 November 2021.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> However, on 30 November, Chris wrote in another letter that the room had since become restricted to him.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref>

==Looking ahead==

If Chris is convicted of incest in the [[Jail Saga#Second court appearance|upcoming trial]], then he will have to register as a sex offender for at least 15 years.<ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/9.1-910 Code of Virginia § 9.1-910]</ref> The level of restrictions will depend on whether Chris has to register as a Tier I, Tier II or Tier III offender.<ref name="sor">[https://vspimages.vsp.virginia.gov/pages/sorpublic/SOR%20pamphlet%20.pdf Sex Offender and Crimes Against Minors Registry Guidelines]</ref>

However, we can expect that:
* Chris will not be allowed to return to 14BC, as the residence is currently occupied by Barb, with whom he is forbidden to see; 
* Chris will not be able to live within 500 feet (150 meters) from a church, school, or daycare;<ref>https://fox17.com/news/local/neighbors-concerned-about-plans-for-a-registered-sex-offender-sanctuary-in-wise-county</ref>
* Chris will have very limited work and housing options, due to the societal stigma against sex offenders;
* Chris will not be able to [[Chris and politics|vote in elections]], without a pardon from Governor Ralph Northam (Democratic) or, beginning on January 15, 2022, Glenn Youngkin ([[Pmurt|Republican]]);
* Chris will be [[List of conventions attended by Chris#Conventions that have banned Chris|banned from all conventions]] for the rest of his life, and will have to [[Chris and coping|cope]] by [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|switching bodies]] with a character from [[C-197]] and just attend the corresponding convention in that universe;
* And finally, Chris will not be allowed into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|malls]], hobby shops like comic book and [[GameStop|video game]] stores, [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|movie]] [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|theaters]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Aftermath|arcades]], [[Fridays After Five|concerts]], and places with children or anybody considered vulnerable to a sex offender.

Chris will still be allowed to use the internet (under the supervision and approval of a probation officer) because state-level bans have been ruled unlawful.<ref>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-socialmedia-idUSKBN19A1ZB</ref><ref>https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/federal-court-enjoins-enforcement-social-media-ban-people-convicted-committing-sex</ref> There is also no evidence of Twitter specifically banning convicted sex offenders. Facebook, on the other hand, explicitly forbids sex offenders from using their services, so it is likely his account (along with Instagram) will be terminated if he is convicted. YouTube has also banned creators and figures from their platform after they have been found guilty of certain crimes and real-world harm.<ref>https://www.thewrap.com/r-kelly-youtube-channels-removed-ban/</ref> However, the [[Unholy Quintet]] may have an easier job in banning Chris from as many websites and places as possible, by exploiting the societal stigma against sex offenders.

If Chris does find housing that accepts registered sex offenders, the Unholy Quintet will not be able to easily deploy "pocket parks" to drive Chris away.<ref name="sor"/> This is because, in Virginia, a public park has to be right next to a church, school, or daycare to receive the 500 feet exclusion zone.<ref name="sor"/>

==See also==
*[[Apology Letters]] (2014)
*[[Unban contracts]] (2016)
*[[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] (2019)
*[[Chris and negotiation]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

==References==
<references />

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Clyde is Weaker than Water

2021-11-29T03:07:09Z

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[[Image:Cwcstrongman.JPG|thumb|Check out ''these'' guns!]]'''Clyde is Weaker than Water''' is the third video threatening [[Clyde Cash]], uploaded by [[Chris]] on 30 [[October 2009]]. The proper use of still in the current video helps the intimidation factor since we don't see Chris straining with effort on this one.

Chris also shows that he can lift a chair (the same feat of strength and the same chair appeared in an old [[Power|video]]) and reveals that he is "repulsed" by "shirtless dudes" with "ugly pecs", advising them to wear a "[[muscle bra]]" (whether this is because Chris is a [[JERKS|self-hating male]] or overly muscled guys remind him of his latent [[homos]]exual urges remains to be seen).

Note how [[Mass Debating|his right arm appears slightly larger than his left]], go figure. Also of note in this video, we see that Chris's [[hair]]line has receded even more noticeably than before. At his current rate of follicle failure, his [[My Little Pony]] action figures may soon have to depend on manes of the pubic variety. Another thing Chris fails at is coming up with a slanderous title: in martial arts, one of the most common advices is to "be like water", soft like a calm stream, but also strong like a thundering waterfall, and Chris is implying that Clyde is, essentially, as skilled at fighting as a martial artist. Not to mention, water is technically "strong" if you consider all the crap it "holds up." Could be a reference to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G._K._Chesterton GK Chesteron] (the modern world is like niagara... weak as water") [[honor roll|but this is unlikely]].
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==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Clyde is Weaker than Water
| ytid = ZZIyR8bWvRs
| stardate = 30 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#Ian's video|SHE IS MINE NOW]]
| next = [[Getting Foam Ed]]
}}

{{quote|Nobody wants to see your [[Manboobs|dog-gone ugly pecs]], they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out. }}

=== Transcript ===
Huh! Look at Mr. [[Clyde Cash]] now! Heh! His muscles are so weak, they fall right down. Look at that, he's so weak and feeble. Heh, look at him. And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a [[muscle bra]]. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.

But anyway, [[Chris and his Ego|you wanna see real muscles]], check these out. [''The image changes to several photos of Chris flexing, the final one of him holding an office chair above his head with a strained look on his face. Afterwards, the image cycles back to the "image" of Clyde. Chris does a very poor a capella rendition of "[[Wikipedia:The Final Countdown (song)|The Final Countdown]]" throughout.'']

But anyway, enough said about me. This guy is really weak. Stay tuned for another ''piece''.

==See also==
*[[Sports bra photo series]]

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Calling Out "Tito" - Don

2021-11-23T22:06:55Z

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'''Calling Out "Tito" - Don''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 6 [[August 2011]]. It is the first video of Chris's [[Calling Out]] series, and his first video since [[100_2357.MOV]] from [[November 2010]]. In this video, also known as '''101 2461''', Chris announces his return to the [[Internet]]. He claims to have information regarding the true identity of various [[trolls]], including [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] (aka "Don"). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of a photograph of what he claims is the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents, and says [[The Wallflower]]'s real name.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Calling Out "Tito" - Don
| ytid = gDuIfwZbN3c
| stardate = 6 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}, {{Website|[[Internet]]}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Calling Out Saga|text}}, {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[Cakefarts]]
| next = [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
}}

{{quote|YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS!}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Easily trolled by annnyooooneee.jpg|thumb|"... They could be easily trolled back by aaanyone." Intimidated?]]
[''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right'']

Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. [[Chris and his Ego|Y'all should know me by now]], if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] and the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric hedgehog Pokemon]]. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a [[My Little Pony|TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series]]... it is not meant to be taken otherwise in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|any adulterous forms]].

[''Jerks camera around more'']

And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate [[Chris and negotiation|negotiations]] and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years... in the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have ''information'' of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first [[Chris and English|among chopping block]] I would like to ensue, [[Surfshack Tito|'''Surfshack Tito''']]... or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total [[Obesity|fat person]], but [[Random Access Humor|he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison]]. In fact, with his looks, he could be a [[Inos|Rasta]] Buddha! And I show you only a fragment of the [[speech impediment|pho-to-graph]]. [''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face--or a tilted shot of a man wearing a bow tie. We're not sure.'']

Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review- reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, [[Chris and negotiation|YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS]]! And they are listed as such...

I want you to come forward with- come forward with your participation in, uh, [[PlayStation Network]] hackings... directly to [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a ''live video'', unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option that you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to... Sony and myself for hacking into the PlayStation Network at all, [[Chris and Reality|'cause I know you are responsible for that]].

And also, I would you to, in that- within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my [[Gal pal|ex-girlfriend]] [The Wallflower] and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me... and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my... past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or [[Megan|ill tidings]] between people. ''(Pauses)'' And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.

But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would like- also like you to set to-send me via U.S. Mail, ''ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH''. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long, small white... envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ''ALL'' of the -cre-''ALL'' of the pages on the website known as the [[CWCki]] that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well. And lastly, from this point, after you have done these things, I would like you, ''Don'' of ''Michigan'', to leave me, my life, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my [[SonichuBabies|friends]] ''alone''. To be, for the rest of our lives, in peace.

I leave that up to you [[Speech Impediment|Surussshack Tito]]. Expect another video in the near fu- in the near future of another troll that I am well aware of. Thank you.

== Tito's official response ==
In a clear attempt to meet Chris's demands, Tito produced a video in which he explains what lengths he is prepared to go to in order to prevent Chris from releasing his personal information. This video was acknowledged by Chris the following day.

It is worth noting that the person in the video is not actually Tito in real life, but in fact a guy known on YouTube as "MrPregnant"; the footage of Tito's stomach is a zoomed-in mirror of his "Big Belly Man" video, with Tito's voice dubbed in.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miBQIjfIiLw Big Belly Man]</ref>.

==== Video ====

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Tito's official response to Chris
| video = {{#ev:youtube|a55Q-BF_CCI}}
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]
| maker = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
| subject = {{Website|Response to Chris's Demands}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Surfshack Tito|text}}
}}
{{quote|This is official, true, and honest.}}

===== Transcript =====
''(grabs stomach and jiggles it)'' Heh-heeeeeey, little cuz! Uh...or, uh...[[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] ''(lets go)'' if you prefer. It's uh...it's me, uh, Tito! Or, uh, or Don, um...listen, man, I-I got some sand in the [[Navy|potato salad]] this time; you caught me, cuz. I-''(points at the camera and slims down his belly)'' I admit it. I sold the security files of [[Sony]] to the hackers and...and I'll, uh ''(does a little dance)'' I'll get you the money! I'll get you the thousand dollars, and the interest! ''(grabs his belly for dear life)'' Just don't- just don't release that video, eh, with--with the picture of me, just don't do anymore, man! I'll, uh, I'll do anything, I'll be your [[Niggos|slave]] for a whole week if I have to, I...''(dances again)'' I got people after me, I can't have them finding out who I am, just, just be a cuz, man, and-and-and- and don't let me down! I won't let ''you'' down.

==References==
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Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability

2021-11-23T21:55:41Z

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{{quote|"Whether or not you are responding in the right way, with enough oomph, often enough, and to the right sort of person (god forbid you sexually respond to someone of the same sex, or much older than you, or... well, the list goes on) ... "|The book that started the downfall.{{cite}}}}

{{quote|"Thank you to Miriam Kaufman, Corey Silverberg and Fran Odette by the way for this wonderful how-to guide on how to have sex with retarded people"|[[Null]][[Incest| knowing what this god forsaken book eventually led to]] <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjmy3K7uT8</ref>}}

[[Image:ultimate-guide-to-sex-and-disability-cover.jpg|right|thumb|200px| Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]

'''''The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability''''' is an educational book by Miriam Kaufman, first published in 2007. It states that it's the first complete sex guide for people who live with disabilities, pain, illness, or chronic conditions. Useful for absolutely everyone, regardless of age, gender, or sexual orientation, the book addresses a wide range of disabilities -- from chronic fatigue, back pain, and asthma to spinal cord injury, hearing and visual impairment, multiple sclerosis, and more.

Chris's first known mention of this book was on 5 [[July 2021]] in a conversation between him and [[Null]] (which was leaked on 31 July), where Chris stated:<ref name=null>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris vaguely describes his relationship]]</ref>

{{quotebox|As one of my more curious followers may have found through my Amazon by now, I even recently purchased a valuable and informative book to add additional guidance.}}

He also provided a picture of the book in his lap.<ref name=null/>

At time of writing, Christorians are unaware of how Chris was made aware of this book.

==Analysis==
=== Overview ===
A few Christorians have taken it upon themselves to obtain this cursed piece of literature to see exactly how its contents could influence Chris (e.g. passages taken out of context). The book overall is graphic in its language and its description of the multiple facets of sex in general. As stated elsewhere its written from a perspective of someone who has a physical disability who may find sex to be awkward or unenjoyable. It is not intended as a guide on HOW to have sex with people with disabilities.

=== "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." ===
{{Oversized}}
There are a few choice passages in the book that when taken out of context, and with the reader failing to grasp on basic reading comprehension skills, could explain why Chris thought what he was doing was 'okay' and 'normal'.

{{quote|"Maybe if disabled people on the whole weren't so excluded from life and normal life experiences, then the devotee attraction would not seem weird at all, but rather a factor of the magical continuum of desire, or the notion that there's at least one somebody for everybody-- and hopefully, in all our cases, lots of somebodies"|<ref>Kaufman, Silverberg, Odett, ''Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability'', (Cleis Press; 2nd edition (November 28, 2007)), 101.</ref>}}

: Considering how Chris views himself as [[Autism|"disabled"]], he would naturally feel that what he is doing is okay because he has been excluded from "life and normal life experiences" and "there's at least one somebody for everyone". Therefore in his mind the book is justifying his decision and giving him a sense of entitlement that he deserves this.

{{quote|"We tend to class attractions as 'normal' and 'abnormal', and an attraction to disabled folk is firmly assigned to the 'abnormal' basket. Restrictions on who we're supposed to be attracted to seem the only 'abnormal' thing to me."|<ref>Kaufman, Silverberg, Odett, ''Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability'', (Cleis Press; 2nd edition (November 28, 2007)), 101.</ref>}}

: Chris would take this passage as the green light that justifies his sexual attraction to his mother. If there are no restrictions according to this book, why can't he have sex with his mother? However, the intention of the quote is reassure the disabled reader that his/her feelings towards someone are okay and justified, not that it's okay to have sexual relationships with persons that most cultures/societies would deem as abhorrent and at very least illegal.

{{quote|"As long as the fetish doesn't involve hurting themselves, or somebody else, and is consensual, we don't think people should be quick to judge fetishes as abnormal or threatening"|<ref>Kaufman, Silverberg, Odett, ''Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability'', (Cleis Press; 2nd edition (November 28, 2007)), 138.</ref>}}

: In the context of the book as a whole, this line boils down to "don't kink shame". Everyone has their own tastes and preferences, and nobody is in a position to judge. Except when it's having sex with your own mother.

{{quote|"Whether or not you are responding in the right way, with enough oomph, often enough, and to the right sort of person (god forbid you sexually respond to someone of the same sex, ''or much older than you'')"|<ref>Kaufman, Silverberg, Odett, ''Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability'', (Cleis Press; 2nd edition (November 28, 2007)), 48.</ref>}}

: This passage aged like milk, considering it aims to break the taboo of having sex with someone much older than you, and Chris initially led on about his sexual partner being "of this half of our universe", physically older than him, and worked "thoroughly and compassionately with her beforehand."

=== "On the 3rd day he rose again" ===

{{quote|"Successful spontaneity often happens as a result of careful planning. people tend to see this need for planning as a negative thing, but it is really an opportunity to expand our sexual horizons. regardless of disability it can be a good idea to plan ahead for sex"|<ref>Kaufman, Silverberg, Odett, ''Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability'', (Cleis Press; 2nd edition (November 28, 2007)), 127.</ref>}}

: This quote could have been why Chris was so [[Duck|rigid]] with doing the deed every 3 days like clockwork.

=== Christorian Opinions/Discussion ===

In the pursuit of Christory, a number of Christorians obtained a copy of this book and subjected their eyeballs to the horrid content therein. Below are their opinions on topics on the book as a whole.

* In reading the contents of this book, the author has a common theme that amounts to "in case you talking about sex with your caretaker makes them uncomfortable, fire them and get a new one who is sex-positive". It is concerting that the author implies that it is socially acceptable to discuss sexual topics with what essentially is a paid employee. Discussing sex with someone who is not specialized in the topic could be viewed as tactless at best and sexual harassment at worst. Anything that could be misconstrued as encouragement of less-than-consensual activities would be dangerous for an autistic who has a hard time understanding [[Honest content|boundaries]] and desperately wants [[sex|China]].

* For a quick summary of the general lessons that the book takes away, it emphasizes how it's important to take away taboos with people who are disabled and dependent on caregivers who want sex, and it emphasizes breaking that taboo and getting comfortable asking for help achieving orgasm. One part of the book at the beginning says that there's too much taboo about who your partner is and "god forbid it be someone much older than you". "For some people it won’t be feasible to see and touch all parts of their bodies. If you require twenty-four-hour assistance you may never have someone willing to hold a mirror to see what your clitoris looks like. You may not feel comfortable even asking for that help." "What supports will you need to have in place in case you need to deal with things that come up during your experience? You may have overwhelming feelings that you don’t know how to cope with. Do you have someone you can talk with about these strong feelings or memories? If you don’t have a friend, family member, or caregiver with whom you can hash things out, or some other way that you work through difficult things in your life..."

==As a guidebook==

Seeing the book as a "valuable and informative" resource to help guide him with his incestuous relationship with Barb, Chris seems to have misinterpreted many of the things said in it.

The primary purpose of the book is to provide assistance and advice on how to perform sexual intercourse to those with physical disabilities and chronic illnesses, who would typically have problems having sexual intercourse. Therefore the scope of the book is a sexual guide written for people '''with''' disabilities, not a guide on how to have sex with disabled people.

As a result the book itself assumes the reader can already grasp what is considered sexually taboo and what is legal, as it does not appear to touch upon such topics in depth. This evidently makes it a terrible choice for Chris, whose problems relationship and sex-wise coupled with absolutely poor decision-making and reading comprehension skills go beyond the scope of this book.

===Chris the sexpert===

Chris seems to have believed himself to be in a position to mentor people with relationship problems after reading this book. This is most notable with him attempting to provide guidance to the [[Suitress]] on her finding her "long-term" sweetheart in the college she'd attend. Having newly found power in finding justification to do [[Incest|unspeakable acts]], he felt himself to be an expert in all things regarding sex and relationships.

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==See also==
*[[How to Talk to Girls]]
*[[Incest]]

==External links==
*[https://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guide-Sex-Disability-Disabilities/dp/1573443042 The book on Amazon]

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Mailbag/References

2021-10-13T20:30:58Z

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The [[Trolls|fans]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] love to mail Chris using the names of famous individuals, both real and fictional. Chris only seems to realize that he's heard of these people before if they repeatedly mention who they are and what they've done in the body of their letter. For example, Chris noticed and called out Eddie Berganza and Stephen King because they repeatedly mentioned who they were and specifically what they did in their lives. Likewise, Chris failed to notice people like Trent Reznor and Leonardo Da Vinci because the letters did not repeatedly reinforce that they were written by someone important. A more generous interpretation would be that he assumed the names to be internet pen names and left it at that, but it's more likely he didn't notice at all.

==The list==
'''[[Mailbag 1]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Leonardo da Vinci|Leonardo DaVinci]]: Painter, inventor, super genius.

'''[[Mailbag 2]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Brigitte Bardot|Brigitte Bardot]]: A French woman identifying as "Emmanuelle Bardot" sends Chris an image of herself and an edited version of said image in which she is made to look like [[Rosechu]]. The actual photo is of French actress/model Brigitte Bardot and was taken during the filming of ''[[wikipedia:Viva Maria!|Viva Maria!]]'' [http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Actress-Brigitte-Bardot-on-Location-During-Filming-of-Movie-Viva-Maria-Posters_i3787502_.htm]
*[[Wikipedia:Family Matters|Laura Winslow]]: The daughter from the TV series ''Family Matters''.
*[[Wikipedia:Rocky IV|Ivan Drago]]: Rocky's opponent from ''Rocky IV''.

'''[[Mailbag 3]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Manuel Noriega|Manuel Noriega]]: Deposed dictatorial leader of Panama.
*While no names are mentioned, one letter speaks of a boy who dropped out of school at 16, was a terrible painter, and had started making political moves with an extreme ideology, essentially a quick summary of [[Wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Adolf Hitler's]] early years.
*A homosexual man tells Chris he's considering undergoing a sex change operation and assuming the name [[Wikipedia:Fergie_(singer)|Stacy Ann Ferguson]] afterwards.
*[[Wikipedia:George Armstrong Custer|George Custer]]: American Army Officer who battled Native Americans in the wild west. Also raided [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] during the Civil War at the [[Wikipedia:Battle of Rio Hill|Battle of Rio Hill]].

'''[[Mailbag 4]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Todd Phillips|Todd Phillips]]: Filmmaker.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Rocky IV|Ivan Drago]].
*[[Wikipedia:Lucifer|Samael Morningstar]]: The devil.
*[[Wikipedia:Joseph Stalin|Joseph Stalin]]: Former dictatorial ruler of the Soviet Union.
*[[Wikipedia:Gabe Newell|Gabe Newell]]: Co-founder of game development company Valve.

'''[[Mailbag 5]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:List of Kanto Gym Leaders#Lt. Surge|Lieutenant Surge]]: One of the [[Pokémon]] Gym Leaders.
*[[Wikipedia:General_Von_Klinkerhoffen|Erich Von Klinkerhoffen]]: Nazi from the sitcom ''Allo 'Allo!''

'''[[Mailbag 6]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]]: The guy who knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter.
*[[Wikipedia:Kim Jong-un|Kim Jong Un]]: Third son of Kim Jong-Il, the former Supreme Leader of North Korea.
*[[Wikipedia:John Wayne Gacy|John Gacy]]: A [[homos|gay]] serial murderer known as the "Killer Clown".

'''[[Mailbag 7]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Jeffrey Dahmer|Jeffrey Dahmer]]: Gay serial murderer who's most famous for practicing cannibalism on his victims.
*[[Wikipedia:Starship Troopers|Sergeant Charles Zim]]: A character from ''Starship Troopers'', played by Clancy Brown in the movie.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Brigitte Bardot|Emmanuelle Bardot]].
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Levi_Johnston|Levi Johnston]].

'''[[Mailbag 8]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Bailey-Jay Granger|Linetrap]]. But she doesn't really count.

'''[[Mailbag 9]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:The Big Lebowski|Walter Sobchak]]: John Goodman's character in the movie ''The Big Lebowski''. Goodman himself is mentioned in the body of the email.
*[[Wikipedia:Horst Wessel|Horst Wessel]]: Slain activist made into an icon of the Nazi Party.
*[[Wikipedia:Trent Reznor|Trent Reznor]]: The composer and writer of all of Nine Inch Nails' music.
*[[Wikipedia:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]: Then current president of Iran.

'''[[Mailbag 10]]'''
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]].
*[[Wikipedia:Bilbo Baggins|Bilbo Baggins]]: Protagonist of ''[[Wikipedia:The Hobbit|The Hobbit]]'' and a supporting character in ''[[Wikipedia:The Lord of the Rings|The Lord of the Rings]]'' trilogy.
*[[Wikipedia:List of Legend of the Galactic Heroes characters#Leading Admirals|Ernest Mecklinger]]: A character in ''[[Wikipedia:Legend of the Galactic Heroes|Legend of the Galactic Heroes]]''.

'''[[Mailbag 11]]'''
*[[wikipedia:Paul Bernardo|Paul Bernardo]]: Serial killer and rapist.
*[[wikipedia:There_Will_Be_Blood|Daniel Plainview]]: Daniel Day-Lewis's character in the movie ''There Will Be Blood''.
*[[Wikipedia:Joseph Joestar|Joseph Joestar]]: The second-generation hero from the manga ''JoJo's Bizarre Adventure''.
*[[Wikipedia:Frank Capone|Frank Capone]]: Brother and partner in crime of the infamous [[Wikipedia:Al Capone|Al Capone]].

'''[[Mailbag 12]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Besarion Jughashvili|Besarion Jughashvili]]: Joseph Stalin's father.
*Another repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Levi Johnston|Levi Johnston]].

'''[[Mailbag 13]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Charles Darwin|Charles Darwin]]: Scientist best known for first postulating the Theory of Evolution.
*[[Wikipedia:The Man Who Was Thursday|Gabriel Syme]]: Main character of the Christian allegory ''The Man Who Was Thursday''.
*[[Wikipedia:Rod Blagojevich|Rod Blagojevich]]: Disgraced former governor of Illinois.
*[[Wikipedia:Walter Breuning|Walter Breuning]]: Guy who's really, really old.
*[[Wikipedia:Oedipus Rex|Oedipus Rex]]: Main character of the play by Sophocles of the same name.
*[[wikipedia:Jokela school shooting|Erik Pikkuvikainen]]: Spliced-around version of Pekka-Eric Auvinen, the kid responsible for the Jokela school shooting.
*[[Wikipedia:Albert Speer|Albert Speer]]: German architect and minister in Hitler's government. Email address "domebuilder" refers to [[wikipedia:Volkshalle|a famously disproportionate design]].

'''[[Mailbag 14]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Joseph Jackson (manager)|Joseph Jackson]]: Michael Jackson's father.
*[[Wikipedia:Charles Whitman|Charles Whitman]]: Clock tower sniper.
*[[Wikipedia:Paul McCartney|Paul McCartney]]: International rock star and former member of The Beatles.
*[[Wikipedia:Gloria Steinem|Gloria Steinem]]: Feminist activist.
*[[Wikipedia:Elton John|Elton John]]: International rock star. Wrote under his birth name: Reginald Dwight.
*[[Wikipedia:Eddie Berganza|Eddie Berganza]]: Comic artist.

'''[[Mailbag 15]]'''
*[[wikipedia:Norio Wakamoto|Norio Wakamoto]]: Japanese voice actor.
*[[wikipedia:Alfred_Jarry|Alfred Jarry]]: French absurdist author and playwright.

'''[[Mailbag 16]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ron Jeremy]]: Porn star.
*[[Wikipedia:Rembrandt_Brown|Rembrandt Brown]]: Fictional singer from the TV show ''Sliders''. His e-mail address, "Crying Man," refers to his nickname within the show.

'''[[Mailbag 17]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Johnny Winter|Johnny Winter]]: Blues singer.
*[[Wikipedia:Rob_Schneider|Robert Schneider]]: American film actor.

'''[[Mailbag 18]]'''
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Joseph Jackson (manager)|Joseph Jackson]].
*[[Wikipedia:Ed Gein|Edward Gein]]: Insane murderer and grave robber, inspired ''The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'', ''Psycho'' and the Buffalo Bill character in ''The Silence of the Lambs''.
*[[Wikipedia:The Screwtape Letters|Wormwood]]: Apprentice demon from C.S. Lewis's novel ''The Screwtape Letters''. Screwtape himself, Wormwood's uncle and mentor, is mentioned, referred to as "Mr. Tape".
*[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Maria Renard]]: A character in several ''Castlevania'' games.

'''[[Mailbag 19]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Marilyn vos Savant|Marilyn vos Savant]]: Held the Guinness world record for Highest IQ until that record was retired.
*[[Wikipedia:Light Yagami|Light Yagami]]: Mass-murdering main character of ''Death Note''. His name is written weeaboo style as "Yagami Raito".
*[[Wikipedia:Black_Dynamite|Fiendish Dr. Wu]]: Antagonist and kung fu master from ''Black Dynamite''.

'''[[Mailbag 20]]'''
*While not written by any specific character, a direct reference to [[Wikipedia:Strong Bad|Strong Bad]].
*[[Wikipedia:Cory_Matthews|Corey Matthews]]: Main character of ''Boy Meets World''.
*[[Wikipedia:Bruce Lee|Bruce Lee]]: Martial artist and actor, written under his Chinese name "Lee Jun Fan".

'''[[Mailbag 21]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Margaret Mead|Margaret Mead]]: Christian anthropologist and writer.
*[[Wikipedia:Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ]]: The Christian Messiah.
*[[Wikipedia:Colin Baker|Colin Baker]]: English actor who portrayed the 6th incarnation of [[wikipedia:Doctor Who|The Doctor.]]

'''[[Mailbag 22]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Tom Jones (singer)|Tom Jones]]: Popular Welsh lounge singer. Also the protagonist of Henry Fielding's novel ''[[wikipedia:The_History_of_Tom_Jones,_a_Foundling|The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling]]'', from whom the singer takes his stage name.

'''[[Mailbag 23]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Adolf Meyer (psychiatrist)|Adolf Meyer]]: Psychologist and former president of the American Psychiatric Association.
*[[Wikipedia:Guybrush Threepwood|Guybrush Threepwood]]: Protagonist of the ''[[Wikipedia:Monkey Island (series)|Monkey Island]]'' adventure game series.
*[[Wikipedia:The Fountainhead|Howard Roark]]: Main character of the Ayn Rand novel ''The Fountainhead''.
*[[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Pokémon anime series#Rivals|Gary Oak]]: Ash's rival from the ''[[Pokémon]]'' anime.
*[[Wikipedia:Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]: Columbine school shooters. The letter was not purported to be written by them specifically, but contained their pictures, and was written by someone claiming to be their teacher.
*[[Wikipedia:Morrissey|Steven Patrick Morrissey]]: Singer, former member of The Smiths.
*[[Wikipedia:Mega Man (original series)|Thomas Light]]: Inventor of ''Mega Man'', from the video game series of the same name.

'''[[Mailbag 24]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Lizzie_Borden|Liz Borden]]: Boston woman famously accused of murdering her father and stepmother with an axe, but never convicted.
*[[wikipedia:Pretty_Woman|Vivian Ward]]: Main character of the movie ''Pretty Woman''.
*[[Wikipedia:Sayonara,_Zetsubou-Sensei|Zetsubou-sensei]]: Main character of the manga ''Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei''.
*[[Wikipedia:Wolverine_(comics)|Wolverine]]: Marvel Comics superhero, written under his real name "Logan".
*[[Wikipedia:Magneto_(comics)|Magneto]]: Marvel Comics supervillain, written under the name "Max Eisenhardt".

'''[[Mailbag 25]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Bailey-Jay Granger|Linetrap]] again.

'''[[Mailbag 26]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Aliens (film)|Trevor Wierzbowski]]: Minor character from the movie ''Aliens''.
*[[Wikipedia:Stephen King|Stephen King]]: Famed horror author. Chris actually noticed this one, probably because the writer of the letter was too blatant.
*[[Wikipedia:Chris Brown (entertainer)|Christopher Brown]]: R&B singer. His letter is written about his then-[[Wikipedia:Rihanna|Rihanna]], and how he beat the hell out of her.

'''[[Mailbag 27]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Ted Kennedy|Ted Kennedy]]: Politician, recently deceased. Wrote about [[Wikipedia:Mary Jo Kopechne|Mary Jo Kopechne]], the girl who died next to him in the infamous Chappaquiddick car accident.
*[[Wikipedia:John Calvin|John Calvin]]: Christian philosopher whose ideas about predestination have shaped much of Protestantism.
*[[Wikipedia:Jack Harkness|Jack Harkness]]: Character from ''Doctor Who'' and its spinoff, ''Torchwood'' (referred to by the email handle)
*[[Wikipedia:Randal Graves|Randal Graves]]: Character from Kevin Smith's movies.
*[[Wikipedia:David Vanian|David Vanian]]: Lead singer for the punk rock band The Damned.
*And [[Wikipedia:Bailey-Jay Granger|Linetrap]] again.

'''[[Mailbag 28]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Bailey-Jay Granger|Linetrap]]

'''[[Mailbag 29]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Feldgrau|Herr Feldgrau]]: This enthusiastically racist correspondent is named after the color of German army uniforms during World War II: "feldgrau" is German for "field gray."
*Reprint of [[Wikipedia:Eddie Berganza|Eddie Berganza]]'s letter. While it's likely Chris has no idea who this is, he called him out on his identity, probably because the letter made a very big deal out of his career.

'''[[Mailbag 30]]'''
*[[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]]: Character from Family Guy. Chris noticed and played along as the author was playing up his proposed ''Family Guy'' script.
*[[Wikipedia:Jim Lee|Jim Lee]]: Comic artist.
*[[Wikipedia:Stan (song)|Stan]]: Character from the [[Wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem]] song of the same name. Text of the letter was the first verse of said song, altered to apply to Chris.

'''[[Mailbag 31]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]]: Deceased American pop singer, famously accused of child molestation, but never convicted.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Stephen King|Stephen King]]. Chris either refused to respond or forgot.
*[[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VII|Rufus Shinra]]: Character from the video game ''Final Fantasy VII''.

'''[[Mailbag 32]]'''
*While not using any character's name, one author's name and e-mail address were a reference to the Dethtroll episode of [[Wikipedia:Metalocalypse|Metalocalypse]].
*[[Wikipedia:H. P. Lovecraft|H. P. Lovecraft]]: Author, creator of the cosmic horror genre of literature.
*[[Wikipedia:Jane Austen|Jane Austen]]: Author of ''Pride and Prejudice'' and other romantic novels. Humorously, Chris accused her of being uncreative.

'''[[Mailbag 33]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Edward R. Burke|Ed Burke]]: American politician. Might also refer to the British political philosopher [[Wikipedia:Edmund Burke|Edmund Burke]].

'''[[Mailbag 34]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Ezra Pound|Ezra Pound]]: Poet. Oddly, the e-mail address given referenced Shakespeare's play [[Wikipedia:The Merchant of Venice|The Merchant of Venice]], which has a [[Michael Snyder|scary Jewish man]] as the villain.
*[[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Gillian Seed]]: Main character of the video game ''Snatcher''.
*[[Wikipedia:Baby-sitters club#Mary Anne Spier|Mary Anne Spier]]: Character from ''The Baby-Sitters Club'', a series of novels for young girls.

'''[[Mailbag 35]]'''
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]].
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Gillian Seed]].
*[[Wikipedia:Josef Mengele|Josef Mengele]]: Nazi war criminal, famous for his inhumane medical experiments.
*[[Wikipedia:Fred West|Fred West]]: English serial killer and rapist.

'''[[Mailbag 36]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Kevin Mitnick|Kevin Mitnick]]: Renowned '80s computer hacker.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ron Jeremy]], this time claiming to be a clergyman.

'''[[Mailbag 37]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Gary Larson|Gary Larson]]: Creator of ''The Far Side'' cartoons.

'''[[Mailbag 38]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Freddie Mercury|Freddie Mercury]]: Lead singer of the band Queen. Written under his Persian birth name Farrokh Bulsara.
*[[Wikipedia:Toby Klein|"Mr. Insanity" Toby Klein]]: American professional wrestler.

'''[[Mailbag 39]]'''
*Another repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Michael Jackson]].
*[[Wikipedia:Gendo Ikari|Gendo Ikari]]: Character from the anime series ''Neon Genesis Evangelion''.
*[[Wikipedia:Chang Yu-sheng|Chang Yu-sheng]]: Late Chinese vocalist.
*[[Wikipedia:Puyo Puyo|Arle Nadja]]: Protagonist of the ''Puyo Puyo'' video games.
*[[Wikipedia:Vidkun Quisling|Vidkun Quisling]]: Norwegian politician, attempted to seize power during WWII and was subsequently executed for treason.
*[[Wikipedia:Quincy Magoo|Mr. Magoo]]: Legally blind cartoon character.

'''[[Mailbag 40]]'''
*[[Blake]]: Black Sonichu. Not "famous", but Chris completely missed it anyways.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Ron Jeremy|Ron Jeremy]].

'''[[Mailbag 41]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Milton Bradley|Milton Bradley]]: Board game pioneer.
*[[Wikipedia:William McKinley|William McKinley]]: 25th president of the United States.
*[[Wikipedia:Neil Gaiman|Neil Gaiman]]: Novelist and author of the ''Sandman'' comic book series.
*[[Wikipedia:Kathryn Janeway|Kathryn Janeway]]: Character from the TV series ''Star Trek: Voyager''.

'''[[Mailbag 42]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Augustus Hill|Augustus Hill]]: Character from the TV series ''Oz''.
*[[Wikipedia:Jaz Hoyt|Jazz Hoyt]]: Another character from ''Oz''.
*[[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Randam Hajile]]: Character from the video game ''Snatcher''.
*[[Wikipedia:John Williams|John Williams]]: Composer of film soundtracks.
*[[Wikipedia:Fight Club#Robert "Bob" Paulson|Robert Paulson]]: Character from the movie ''Fight Club''. The only reference to his full name was in his e-mail address.
*[[Wikipedia:Tomás de Torquemada|Tomás de Torquemada]]: Leader of the Spanish Inquisition. Written under the name "Thomas Torquemada".
*[[Wikipedia:Kareem Saïd|Kareem Saïd]]: Yet another character from ''Oz''. Written under the name "Kareem Siad".

'''[[Mailbag 43]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Masaki Sumitani|Masaki Sumitani]]: Japanese comedian and actor. Most famous for his character [[Homos|Hard Gay]].
*[[Wikipedia:List of recurring Monty Python's Flying Circus characters|Ken Shabby]]: Recurring character from [[Monty Python]]'s Flying Circus.
*[[Wikipedia:R. Dorothy Wayneright|R. Dorothy Wayneright]]: Android girl from the anime series ''Big O''.
*[[Wikipedia:G.K. Chesterton|G.K. Chesterton]]: English Catholic apologist and author.

'''[[Mailbag 44]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Max Cady|Max Cady]]:Character from the novel ''The Executioners'', adapted for the movies as ''Cape Fear''.
*[[Wikipedia:Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy|Trevor McFur]]: Furry from ''Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy'', a launch game for the Atari Jaguar game console.
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Snatcher|Randam Hajile]].

'''[[Mailbag 45]]'''
*[[Duck|Mike Hawke]]: Dick joke commonly used in prank calls.
*Another appearance from [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]], whose life is rapidly deteriorating.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/billymc Billy MC]: [[YouTube]] Let's Player, often associated with [[McDonald's]] food. The email exploits this for all it's worth.
*[[Wikipedia:Manfred Eicher|Manfred Eicher]]: German record producer.
*[[Wikipedia:Gil Gerard|Gil Gerard]]: Actor, most famously known for playing Buck Rogers.
*[[Wikipedia:Adam Savage|Adam Savage]]: Co-host of ''Mythbusters''. Chris likely noticed, as the e-mail made a big deal out of him being from Mythbusters, and then sent him a picture of a man's asshole.

'''[[Mailbag 46]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Kevin Peter Hall|Kevin Peter Hall]]: Actor, the man in the alien suit in the first two ''Predator'' films.
*[[Wikipedia:Tom Green|Tom Green]]: Either a terrible comedian or an avant-garde genius, depending on whom you ask.

'''[[Mailbag 47]]'''
*While not a direct reference, one e-mail address referenced "[[Wikipedia:Rocket to Russia|Teenage Lobotomy]]" a song by [[Wikipedia:The Ramones|The Ramones]].
*[[Wikipedia:Valentina Tereshkova|Valentina Tereshkova]]: Russian astronaut and the first woman in space.
*[[Wikipedia:Tom Vilsack|Tom Vilsack]]: Then current U.S. Secretary of Agriculture.

'''[[Mailbag 48]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Jeff_Gerstmann|Jeff Gerstmann]]: Video game journalist, notorious for his firing from GameSpot.
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] returns, all bummed out that Chris broke his promise.
*[[Wikipedia:The Proposition|Morris Stanley]]: Ray Winstone's character in the [[PandaHalo|Aussie]] Western film ''The Proposition''. Unlike in the film, the proposition made in the email revolved around Chris's petty rivalry with ''[[Asperchu]]'', since Chris would have little interest in saving [[Cole Smithey|his brother]] from being hanged.
*[[Wikipedia:Billy Herrington|Billy Herrington]]: Bisexual porn star, the inspiration for many strange memes among Japanese internet communities. His e-mail handle, "Bro Aniki," is a reference to the [[Wikipedia: Cho Aniki|Cho Aniki]] video game series, which is rife with homosexual innuendo.

'''[[Mailbag 49]]'''
*One letter combined the names of [[Wikipedia:Bart Simpson|Bart Simpson]] of The Simpsons and [[Wikipedia:Brock Samson|Brock Samson]] of the Venture Brothers. Probably the second time Chris [[Father Call|failed to recognize Brock]].
*[[Wikipedia:Fist of the Blue Sky|Kenshiro Kasumi]]: Main character of the manga series ''Fist of the Blue Sky''.

'''[[Mailbag 50]]'''
*Nothing. No actual e-mails either, because Chris copypasta'd a bunch of sarcastic forum posts that pretended to kiss his ass and took them all at face value.

'''[[Mailbag 51]]'''
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Gil Gerard|Gil Gerard]].
*[[Wikipedia:The Notorious B.I.G.|The Notorious B.I.G.]]: Deceased rapper, written under his nickname "Biggie".
*[[Wikipedia:Scott Bernard|Scott Bernard]]: Character from the cartoon series ''Robotech''.
*While it did not refer to any single character, one name and e-mail address was a direct reference to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZUMjoxfZA mahvel baybee].

'''[[Mailbag 52]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Lisa Marie Presley|Lisa Marie Presley]]: As "Marie Jackson" revealing the tragic ending of the [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] saga. In a bizarre inversion, Chris assumes the letter is about the real Michael Jackson, and ignores it.

'''[[Mailbag 53]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Christopher Doyle|Chris Doyle]]: Award-winning Australian cinematographer.
*[[Wikipedia:Jack Marsh|Jack Marsh]]: Renowned Australian cricketer.
*[[Wikipedia:Dr._Tran|Dr. Tran]]: Star of an old YouTube meme.
*[[Wikipedia:Robert_William_Fisher|Robert Fisher]]: One of FBI's most-wanted fugitive who murdered his family in 2001.
*[[Wikipedia:Frank Burns|Frank Burns]]: A character from the movie and TV series ''M*A*S*H''.

'''[[Mailbag 54]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:David_Wright_(baseball)|David Wright]]: New York Mets All-Star third baseman.
*[[Wikipedia:I Am Legend|Robert Neville]]: Hero of the novel and film ''I Am Legend''. Has been played by Charlton Heston, Vincent Price, and Will Smith.
*[[Wikipedia:Michael Steele|Michael Steele]]: Chairman of the Republican National Committee (openly identified as such).
*Repeat appearance by [[Wikipedia:Neon Genesis Evangelion|Gendo Ikari]], now using the e-mail handle "It's Gendo" (in reference to a fan-parody video).

'''[[Mailbag 55]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Anna Malle|Anna Malle]]: Deceased pornographic film actress.
*[[Wikipedia:Dale_Gribble#Rusty_Shackleford|Rusty Shackleford]]: Alias used by the character Dale Gribble from the TV cartoon ''King of the Hill''.
*[[Wikipedia:Charles Aznavour|Charles Aznavour]]: French singer and songwriter, namesake of the anime character Char Aznable.
*[[Wikipedia:Harry Patridge|Harry Partridge]]: Beloved internet animator. Might be the real Harry considering the fact that Chris and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] were featured in [[Chris in the media#Nicolas Cage Wants Cake|two of]] [[Chris in the media#Skyrim|his shorts]].
*[[Wikipedia:John Shaft|John Shaft]]: Hero of several 1970s blaxploitation movies.
*Repeat appearances by [[Wikipedia:I Am Legend|Robert Neville]] and [[Wikipedia:Dr._Tran|Dr. Tran]]. Leeland (Tran's best friend) also sends an email.

'''[[Mailbag 56]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Mystery_Science_Theater_3000|Crow Servo]]: Amalgam of the characters Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo from the TV series ''Mystery Science Theater 3000''.
*Another e-mail in the [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] saga, this time allegedly from his son.
*Repeat appearances by [[Wikipedia:I Am Legend|Robert Neville]] and [[Wikipedia:Dr._Tran|Dr. Tran]].

'''[[Mailbag 57]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Fyodor Dostoyevsky|Fyodor Dostoyevsky]]: Russian novelist.
*[[Wikipedia:Planeteer|Ma-Ti]]: Character from '90s TV cartoon ''Captain Planet and the Planeteers''.

'''[[Mailbag 58]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Reimu Hakurei|Reimu Hakurei]]: One of the main characters from the ''[[Wikipedia:Touhou Project|Touhou Project]]'' series of games. The e-mail handle 'diochromatic.butterfly' is a reference to one of her theme songs.
*[[Wikipedia:Takato Matsuda|Takato Matsuda]]: One of the main characters from ''[[Wikipedia:Digimon Tamers|Digimon Tamers]]'', known in America as ''Digimon'' Season 3.
*[[Wikipedia:Wilhelm II, German Emperor|Kaiser Wilhelm]]: Leader of Germany until its defeat in World War I.
*[[Wikipedia:Sam Eagle|Sam Eagle]]: A recurring character from ''The Muppet Show''.
*[[Wikipedia:Frank Miller (comic book writer)|Frank Miller]]: American comic artist, creator of ''Sin City'' and ''300''.
*[[Wikipedia:Otacon|Hal Emmerich]]: A.K.A. "Otacon". Hacker/researcher from the [[Metal Gear Solid]] series of video games. The e-mail address refers to "Konota" [''sic''] from [[Wikipedia:Lucky Star (manga)|Lucky Star]].
*[[Wikipedia:David Hubbard|David Hubbard]]: Long-deceased senator from Alabama.

'''[[Mailbag 59]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Paul Hogan|Paul Hogan]]: Australian actor, star of the ''Crocodile Dundee'' films.

'''[[Mailbag 60]]'''
*[[Wikipedia:Terry Bogard|Terry Bogard]]: Hero of the ''Fatal Fury'' video games, who writes using his full name Terrence Bogard. Perhaps coincidentally, another correspondent the the same mailbag uses the nickname "Big Bear," which was also the name of a minor character from ''Fatal Fury 2''.

'''[[Mailbag 61]]'''
*John "J.D." La Rue: character from [[Wikipedia:Hill Street Blues|''Hill Street Blues'']].
*[[Wikipedia:Dr. Tran|Dr. Tran]], character from a series of web videos.

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Jackie

2021-10-07T12:34:52Z

Darkbind: Is Alec Benson Leary his real name?

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Troll|She was primarily played by [[Alec Benson Leary]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/question-about-jacky.994/post-65366</ref>}}
{{Wise|Jackie was from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universe and that she was real.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}
{{quote|And you will be safe, as long as I [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|do not talk]] about you at all online|[[Jackie e-mails|Every good show needs some foreshadowing]]}}

{{quote|Just accept that you won't be respected as an adult and that you won't be getting a girlfriend or sex... ever|[[Jackie E-mails 23| Jackie, telling it like it is]]}}

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| title = Jackie
| image = [[Image:Jackiethumb.png|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Jacklyn Romy
|label2 = Date of Birth
|data2 = [[1987]] (age {{Age|1987|12|31}}-{{Age|1987|01|01}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label8 = Occupation
|data8 = Magazine editor
}}

'''Jacklyn "Jackie" Romy''' is a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free <s>girl</s>]] [[troll]] whom [[Chris]] met on [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]]. She became his [[sweetheart]] from [[April 2010|April]]-[[October 2010]], and Chris made her many videos. According to one of Chris' leaked Facebook statuses in [[February 2012]], he had resumed contact with her, before blocking her that [[April 2012|April]] after several private videos Chris made for her were leaked onto the Internet. However, in May, he re-friended her on Facebook.

==Jackie's Hook Cafe Profile (Username Luv2Jax)==
[[File:FromCWCtoJackie.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Chris's portrait.]]
===Sexy sweetie looking for love===

I'm a little shy about this, but here goes... I'm looking for a guy between about 26-30 (I like my guys a little older, just call me [[Bob Chandler|old fashioned]] I guess) who is tall, has an [[Chris and health|athletic build]], [[Fangs|straight teeth]], and a [[Chris_and_health#Dental_health|good smile.]] I don't really care what you do so long as you're [[monthly tugboat|driven]]; I care more about a [[Chris and fashion|nice sense of style]] and [[Fridays After Five|outgoing personality]]. I want [[Virgin with rage|someone who doesn't need to be with someone but wants to because he knows how amazing it can be!]]

Things I like to do, let's see... I love to go biking, it'd be nice if you did too. I love to play golf as well. I like to go out afer work, [[McDonald's |go to dinner]], [[SpaghettiRoutine|cook dinner]] together (I LOVE to cook), spend the weekend at my family's cabin, travel, road trip and have [[Hanky-Panky|sex]]. Lots and lots of sex. (not gonna [[List of Chris's lies|lie]]!) Probably during some of the activities I just listed... I want that chemistry that is so strong, just a kiss can lead to wanting to have sex right then and there...
I suppose you want to know a little about me, hm?

I'm 5'3", slender, I don't [[Tobacky|smoke]] (HATE it) but I [[Chris's Big Night Out|drink]] once in a while. I graduated college last year and I work as an [[Chris and English|editor]] for a magazine. I love every day. [[Sonichu's Edge|I run in road races]]. [[Chris and money|Oh, and I shop]]. [[Rosechu|I shop a LOT.]] :) Most importantly, I want that [[Autism|special]] someone I can share my life with and start [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|a family]] with.

[[Chris and his ego|If you're reading this and you feel like it describes you, I hope you'll email me back!]]

===Characteristics===
Gender: '''Woman''' 
Current Status: '''Single''' 
Looking for: '''Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship''' 
Body Type: '''Slender, Petite, Curvy''' 
Eyes: '''Hazel''' 
Height: '''5' 03"''' 
Hair Type: '''Red''' 
Age: '''22''' 
Seeks: [[Duck|'''Man for Dating, Man for Friendship''']]

===Profile===
Education: '''College graduate''' 
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian''' 
Religion: '''Unitarian''' 
Political Leanings: '''Independent, Kinky''' 
Neighborhood: '''Charlottesville''' 
City: '''Charlottesville''' 
Occupation: '''Magazine Editor''' 
Have Children: '''No''' 
Want Children: '''[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Yes]]'''

===Habits===
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]''' 
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Sometimes]]''' 
Drugs: '''Not interested'''

===Personality===
I get around town via: '''[[Son-Chu|Car]], Bycicle, Walk''' 
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Nudes|No red meat]]''' 
I spend my free time: '''Reading, [[Hanky panky|Sex]], Creating, Working out, [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|Watching movies]], [[Fashion Square Mall|Shopping]], Biking, Frisbee Golf''' 
Funniest Thing: '''[[Random Access Humor|A monkey on roller skates]]'''

===Deeper===
'''If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming?'''
[[Bionic|Wilt Chamberlain]], [[Anne Boleyn|Queen Elizabeth I]], [[Mailbag_1#Chris_the_inventor|Leonardo Da Vinci]] and [[Homo|Liberace]].

'''What's under your bed?''' My old [[Playstation]]... it's my guilty pleasure!

'''Two books that everybody should read are''' [[Father_Call#Literature_and_health|Of Mice and Men]] and the Great Gatsby.

===Fill It===
I'm an open-minded person, but '''[[bigotry]]''' is a deal-breaker.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of a '''[[Chris and art|Andy]] [[Homos|Warhol]]''' and the body of a '''[[Power|Brad Pitt]]'''

People say '''my smile is my best feature'''.

The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''... ask me...'''

The quickest way to my heart is '''[[SpaghettiRoutine|good cooking]]''' The quickest way to my [[Hanky-panky|bed]] is '''[[51 50|strong, muscly arms]]'''' And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked '''basted'''

The last concert I attented was '''[[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|Crash Test Dummies]]'''

My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''[[Wikipedia:Digimon|Digimon]]'''

'''Dogwood''' is my favorite local festival.

I wouldn't sell '''my body''' for a billion dollars.

'''[[Vanessa Hudgens|Christina Ricci]]''' is the celebrity I've been told I resemble.

'''[[China|P.F. Changs]]''' is my favorite restaurant.

===In and Out===
The Corner or '''[[CWCville Shopping Center|Downtown Mall]]'''

'''Blockbuster''' or Sneak Reviews

'''[[Matthew Noble call|Best Buy]]''' or Sidetracks

'''Wireless''' or Landline

'''Aristocrat''' or Grey Goose

[[100 2269|Beatles]] or '''Stones'''

CD or '''MP3'''

'''Carmike''' or Vinegar Hill

Dogs or '''[[Cats]]'''

'''Summer''' or Winter

[[Niggos|Black]] or '''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Brown]]'''

'''[[Long Island Iced Tea|Bars]]''' or [[14 Branchland Court|Stay Home]]

Kroger or '''Whole Food'''
[[Image:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg|thumb|"[[Sweetheart]]" in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', note the shirt and bracelet]]
'''PC''' or Mac

'''Wheel of Fortune''' or Grey's Anatomy

Steak or '''[[Pickle|Salad]]'''

Steak or '''Sushi'''

'''Cavaliers''' or [[Cherokian Clan|Redskins]]

'''Casket''' or Cremation

Fax or '''[[Email]]'''

Dyed or '''Natural'''

'''Pumps''' or Flats

'''Beach''' or Mountains

SUV or '''Sedan'''

==First contact==

{{main|Jackie Emails}}

Jackie corresponded with Chris in a series of emails spanning from 5-21 [[April 2010]]. The exchange culminated in a rather disturbing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|video]] outlining Chris's knowledge of cunnilingus in lurid detail.

== The relationship in full bloom ==
''Main article:'' [[Jackie Chat 1|Jackie Chats]]
{{quote|You and I have just reached the climax in our own intercourse, while these three dudes were jerkin' and watchin'.|Chris, describing one of the scenes.}}

By September 2010, Chris and Jackie had settled down into a friendly long-distance correspondence, as evidenced by their chats, which covered a range of topics featuring open and honest content. In September 2010, Jackie repeatedly asked Chris to draw very specific pictures of the two of them having sex. As Jackie had a gangbang fetish, she requested that Chris draw multiple men masturbating to the sight of Chris and Jackie having sex.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 14]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to cop out of the deal by either drawing women or somehow concealing the [[pickle|male genitalia]] on their onlookers (at one point claiming that a puddle of [[semen]] counted as one man who had finished masturbating and left the scene). On May 6 2012, a fourth picture was released, this time showing the pair having sex in a pool as two pairs of feet look on. Jackie has an odd resemblance to [[Family Guy|Lois Griffin]].

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==A new dawn?==
In early [[September 2010]] his [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|E-Mail exchange with Clyde and Tito]] suggests the possibility of a new sweetheart, but Chris refuses to reveal her name. Furthermore, he uploaded a ''[[ModNation]]'' character generically named 'Sweetheart', which was discussed to be another [[Chloe]] or [[Wallflower]].

On 13 September 2010 Chris uploaded a [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|video]] officially proclaiming his love to Jackie. Three days later, he produced a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|video]] capitalizing on Jackie's love for the Canadian band, Crash Test Dummies, while ''[[Chris and race|in blackface]]''. Chris then spent [[October 2010|October]] [[Chris and cosplaying|cosplaying]] as various characters from [[100 2265|The Hamburglar]] to his own [[ECV 00002|Chris-chan]] [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Sonichu]] thereby bringing the crazy to [[Ivy]] Saga levels (it must be the red hair).

==Lars==
[[Image:Lars.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of Lars.]]

'''Lars McNulty''' is Jackie's ex-[[Jerk|boyfriend]], whom Jackie left over his [[PS3#PlayStation Network|ridiculous obsession]] with [[ModNation Racers|model boats]] (which he eventually stopped buying upon realizing that it was an unhealthy addiction). He also made Jackie have an abortion against her will, and later distributed [[nudes]] of Jackie to a [[troll]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> and sent her a boat made of popsicle sticks, with a condom for a sail.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref> Egged on by Jackie, Chris developed an [[autism|intense fixation]] on Lars and released a number of videos mocking and attacking his erstwhile rival.

Chris's [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|first video addressing Lars]] appeared on 25 September, in which Chris proves who is the bigger and stronger man by smashing a model boat made of [[Lego]]. A [[New Address|second video]] appeared two days later, where Chris gloats over how Lars has lost Jackie, explains how he will fulfill her every desire, and warns Lars not to mess with her — or [[Death threats|Chris will intervene]]. Three days after that, he continued to mock Lars's interest in boats and set to [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|babbling about tape dispensers]]. (An [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|extended version]] of this third video appeared on 2 October.)

Subsequent videos in the first two weeks of October addressed other subjects, but Chris returned his attention to Lars in a [[100 2281|fourth video]] released in the wee hours of 15 October. There, a drunk Chris sported a [[Wikipedia:Do-rag|do-rag]] and accused Lars of spreading the old rumor that he's a [[homo]].

On 6 November, [[Lars Call|audio]] was released of a call between Lars and Chris, who shockingly got along well with Lars after a while. Lars was portrayed by [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] mimicking an exaggerated Ebonics dialect, which Chris eventually started to emulate.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref>

==Oops!... He Did It Again==
{{quote|We'll be very happy together. I know it. I will make you happy as much as possible. And when you're feeling down, I'll make you feel better. I love you.|Chris, [[Stare|giving the Creepy Stare]] to his beloved.}}
On 30 [[October 2010]], an [[alcohol|inebriated]]-looking Chris posted a [[ToJackie|video]] in which he pleads Jackie to stay with him. Since there had been no further Jackie-related videos and Chris had decided to [[100 2357.MOV|quit the Internet]] '''again''', it was assumed they had split up. The actual breakup happened a couple of days later when he stopped responding to Jackie's emails.

In [[November 2010|November]], new information about Jackie was released in the form of various [[Jackie Chat 1|chats]] and [[Jackie E-mails 3|emails]]. These provided valuable context about Chris's activities online throughout the latter half of 2010. The email exchanges proved that yet again, Chris is unwilling to make any improvements to his life - even to get the china he so desperately craves.

==Oops!... He Did It Yet Again==

On 12 [[November 2011]], the album [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD]] was leaked to the public; it was intriguing to many, because, while its main theme was Chris's [[Tomgirl]] lifestyle, adopted by him in early 2011, Jackie is also mentioned in various songs, and at the moment of its public release it was commonly thought that they weren't communicating with each other since November 2010. However, on 24 [[February 2012]], [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] released a number of videos from [[August 2011]] that Chris made for Jackie. These included [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]]. While it was irrefutable proof that they were in contact back then, no correspondence between them was known to the public until 27 April 2013, when Chris's email from 5 August 2011 was posted on [[CWCki Forums]], and 6 May 2013, when [[Jackie E-mails 24|a whole set of emails]] was leaked there. Judging by them, Jackie resumed contact with him on 7 December 2010. The emails aren't later than 5 August 2011, however, leaked screencaps of his private [[Facebook]] posts from February 2012 reveal that he was still in some contact with her and hoping that they may get back together.

In the middle of April, Chris removed Jackie from his Friends on [[Facebook]]. The reason is unknown, though it has been speculated that it was the result of [[February_2012|a flood of Tomgirl videos aimed at Jackie]] being leaked onto the Internet.

During May, however, Jackie got back on Chris' good side and was subsequently re-friended on the site, proving that Chris is ''terribly'' gullible when it comes to [[china]]. However, since then, she was never heard of again; this may be due to eventually finding out she was a troll.

==Regret==
Chris held onto Jackie's nudes several years after being trolled by her. In December 2017, he asked [[Idea Guy]] to analyze pictures of [[Jessica Quinn]] and Jackie to determine if they were legit or trolls, sending him lewds of the former and a nude of the latter. Idea Guy informed him that they were from the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universe. Chris then regretted breaking up with Jackie, as this confirmed to him that she was real.

==In the comic==
[[File:Jackie and Vulva.jpg|thumb]]

When Chris resumed ''Sonichu'' in 2017, he decided to include events that had happened during the years-long hiatus which began in [[2009]]. Jackie and a character she created in 2011 named Vulva Pie<ref>[[July 2017 Patreon posts#Alt-Cover]]</ref> are featured in [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]. In the story, Vulva has a fling with [[Robbie Sonichu]] in summer 2011, which is cut short when Jackie, her mother, dumps Chris and leaks the content she got from him, compelling them both to go "on the lam".

The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] explained Vulva's name:

{{quoteboxred|We came up with the name "Vulva Pie" during Jackie and we didn't explain to Chris what it meant.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-17-sonichu-12-pages-15-26.32353/page-3#post-2434229</ref>

He's too autistic to change it now. Her name is Vulva in his head, and while he's annoyed that trolls got him to name her that, it's too late now as far as he's concerned.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-17-sonichu-12-pages-15-26.32353/page-4#post-2434568</ref>}}

==Sources==
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{{Love quest}}
{{Sweethearts}}
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Father Call

2021-10-07T12:31:14Z

Darkbind: Who played Matthew? Was it Alec?

{{Troll}}
[[Image:Md.PNG|thumb|Chris's drawing of <s>Guile</s> Kacey's father (from [[Sonichu Special 4]]).]]

The '''Father Call''' is a [[Phone calls|phone call]] that occurred on 4 [[November 2009]]. In this call, [[Solid Chris]] spends 2 hours on the phone with [[Trolls|Matthew Devoria]] (born [[1957]]), father of his would-be [[sweetheart]] [[Kacey]], and a retired [[Wikipedia:United States Marine Corps|U.S. Marine]] who served in the [[Wikipedia:Gulf War|Gulf War]]. Chris uses the opportunity of speaking to the dad of his sweetheart by boasting of his now-legendary [[honest]]y before flimsily attempting to defend himself from an angry father.

Their conversation is illuminating. What follows is probably the most blunt personal assessment Chris has ever received to date: Matt berates Chris for his [[Monthly tugboat|laziness]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]], [[Chris and death|lack of empathy]], [[Chris's room|inability to grow up]], [[Chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]], [[obesity]], [[Women's rights|treatment of Kacey]] and general failure at life. To this day, Chris has never taken any of Matt and Kacey's advice to heart; throughout the call he retorts by saying that he leads a hard life, which includes such laborious tasks as doing menial [[chores]], [[CWC Fighter|mowing the lawn]] and ''[[Tour of Chris's House|cleaning the house]]''. He also claims to be [[I AM STRONG|strong]] and that he [[Guitar Hero|exercises]] [[Mass debating|regularly]], as well as eating healthy by going to [[McDonald's]] only once per week and [[Homos|shoving vegetables down his throat]].

After being berated with insults for two hours (or so he says), Chris became increasingly more [[stress]]ed, frequently making insensitive statements towards Matthew. In general, Chris greatly offended Kacey and her father, causing her to rethink her relationship and go back to [[Liquid Chris]].

Chris recorded his [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5 November video]] as a follow-up to this conversation, hoping to repair his relationship with Kacey. He then had another [[Kacey and Liquid Call|phone conversation with Kacey]], which, to put it bluntly, ended equally as poorly.

==Summary==
* Throughout the call, ''Portal'' is occasionally heard in the background, as well as constant typing sounds every so often. A turret from the game can briefly be heard at approximately 1 hour and 20 minutes in.
* Chris sighs constantly during the call – to a point where Matthew points out the constant sighing ''3 times''.
* The call begins with Chris talking to Kacey and making some rather dubious-sounding claims about his weightlifting prowess, saying he [[11042009 51 50|just got done lifting 50 pounds]] 51 times with each arm, a total of 102 reps according to Chris. Kacey doesn't bother to question Chris on the truth of these claims, and instead hands the phone over to Matthew.
* Before she hands the phone over, however, Kacey claims she has to lift at least 100 pounds for her job. Chris does not question how or why a waitress would have to lift that many pounds.
* Matt starts out being fairly civil toward Chris, though it's immediately obvious that he doesn't have much respect for him. Matt begins by calling out Chris on his underwhelming employment record, and tells him that no sane employer would take his claim of being a [[Pokémon]] Gym Leader/babysitter seriously.
* Upon being questioned as to the source of his monthly income, Chris reveals his [[autism]] and the corresponding monthly tugboat. Matt asks if any hypothetical children (or "'tard babies", as he says) of Chris and Kacey would also be autistic, and while Chris denies that they would be, Matt checks with Kacey, who confirms that autism is more often than not genetic. This is the first of several times Chris lies during the call, and while Matt goes easy on him this time, he won't be so generous the next time Chris does it.
* Chris reveals his dream about God promising him a daughter named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. Not only does Matt consider the idea of God sending Chris messages to be blasphemous, he doesn't even like Crystal as a name and believes it's more appropriate for a [[Little Tomboy Blue|stripper]], or [[wikipedia:Cristal (wine)|an expensive brand of]] [[Alcohol|champagne]]. Chris corrects him with the pronunciation of the name to not sound like a stripper, "Chris-tul", not "Chris-tal" (he also misspells the name). Chris ignores the fact that Kacey does not like the name that much either, as Matthew points out.
* After indirectly confirming to Matthew that he was interested primarily in Kacey for her looks, he is questioned on why the great and powerful Liquid was impersonating him. Solid's response is to claim that Liquid was jealous of his success with ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Matt is at first completely bewildered as to why Chris is spending so much time on ''Sonichu'', before using it to make the point that Chris has completely failed to move on from his teenage years.
* The tone of the conversation takes a significant turn for the worse when Matt brings up the subject of [[Twin Falling Towers]], and says that he found that said video to be especially offensive since his mother (Kacey's grandmother) was one of the casualties in the World Trade Center on 11 September 2001. Chris's only response is to blame it all on [[Clyde Cash]], because [[Mumble 9.5|he was being "mean" to Chris]]; Matthew is unsurprisingly baffled as to why Chris tried "getting back" at a random guy on the internet by mockingly comparing him to the subject of one of the all-time biggest American tragedies.
* Chris tries to elicit sympathy by claiming to have undergone "war-like tribulations" in his life. Matt tells Chris what war is ''actually'' like, recounting his Gulf War experiences, particularly an incident where he had to carry a dead colleague back to base. Chris retracts his statement about his problems being "war-like", but carries on whining about the hard burdens he's had to deal with, like pulling weeds, playing [[Guitar Hero||Gitar of Fail]], mowing the lawn, moving furniture, and burying his beloved [[Patti Chandler|dog]]. Matt is even more offended by the insinuation that this is equal to the death of his mother, and even points out his grandma with ''arthritis'' pulled weeds.
* Chris also seems to believe a dog house made of plastic and wood weighs 5 to 10 tons (10,000-20,000 pounds), and believes the doghouse would weigh more than any tombstone (which tend to weigh an average of about 80 pounds). Trying to gain sympathy by saying Patti's doghouse was essentially a tombstone. Chris believes plastic and wood would weigh more than solid stone, retracting the previous claim to saying the doghouse weighed 100 pounds. A small dog like Patti would not need a dog house that heavy nor large.
* Chris isn't discouraged by the fact that his attempts to earn sympathy aren't working, and rants semi-coherently about how the evil [[troll]]s have [[Kick the Autistic|made his life a misery]]. Not only does this self-pitying whining severely annoy Matt, Chris unwittingly digs himself a deeper hole by revealing details about the [[Ohio trip]] in the [[Julie]] saga, causing Matthew to angrily question him on why he wouldn't come to D.C. to meet Kacey if he were willing to drive +800 miles to another state to rescue a girlfriend he eventually found out didn't exist.
* Matt accuses Chris of acting like a child, and mentions the state of his room as proof that he's lazy and unwilling to take responsibility, remarking Chris's plan to be a house-husband. Chris just tries to blame [[Barb]] for not helping him, hypocritically saying Barb is lazy. Matt sarcastically comments on his lack of maturity, but Chris misses the sarcasm and thinks he's actually agreeing with him.
* In an unbelievably insensitive move even by his standards, ''Chris compares the effort that tidying his house would entail with the effort Matt spent carrying his dead colleague back to base''. Matt is rightfully ''furious'' at this comparison, and gets Kacey back on the phone to tell her how full of shit Chris is. Kacey tells Chris that he needs to respect Matthew more, before handing the phone back to her father. Chris tries to say he was being respectful and Matthew treats him like a child. Kacey points out he needs to be nicer and more respectful to Matthew (not to mention, throughout the call, Chris is acting ''like'' a child, which Matt doesn't overlook). After being yelled at by Kacey, Chris "apologizes" to Matthew, with Matthew seeing past his crap.
* An off-hand remark about the library leads Matt to question Chris on his reading habits. Chris says that the last book he read was ''To Kill a Mockingbird''. Matt points out that's a book generally already read by high school students, and then asks him what he learned from the novel. Chris proceeds to describe the plot of ''Of Mice and Men''. Upon having this pointed out, Chris remembers which book he's talking about and gives a ''vaguely'' correct description of the plot, but seems to have only read (or paid attention to) the first half of the story. When Matt brings up the court case (a major part of the story) and the character of Atticus Finch (who is the main character's dad), Chris seems to not know what he's talking about.
* Matt says that Kacey reads books like Chris stuffs candy down his throat. Chris ''completely'' misses the point of that comparison, and angrily claims he has a healthy lifestyle. Matthew thoroughly mocks Chris's lack of basic comprehension skills, and challenges him to produce a video of himself exercising in order to prove his obviously false claims of being healthy.
* Returning to the subject of Crystal, Matthew asks Chris how he intends to support himself, Kacey and a child on his tugboat and a minimum wage job. Chris tries to claim that $8/hour is plenty for a family of three, to which Matt points out that not only is that amount of money nowhere near enough, the minimum wage is actually $7.25/hour. Chris takes a sneering tone during this debate, only serving to piss Matt off even more, and causing Kacey to again tell Chris to respect Matthew. By this point, Kacey is getting pissed off with Chris's disrespect and clear failure to listen to her and her father's advice.
* Matthew again questions Chris on his lifestyle, and asks him to take his pulse. Chris discovers his pulse to be 84 per minute; Kacey overhears this and tells Chris that with his history of heart trouble and unhealthy eating, such a pulse indicates a serious problem. Chris doesn't seem at all bothered by him possibly risking death, which really annoys Kacey and causes her to storm off.
* Chris bizarrely attempts to make himself look better by boasting that he's American-born and bred, and has never even left the country, somehow thinking this will impress a man who fought in Iraq. Matt points out that not only is this irrelevant since Kacey and Liquid Chris are also American, true patriots wouldn't make videos mocking national tragedies.
* Matt decides to test Chris's memory and asks him various details about Kacey; Chris gets her favorite color vaguely right, has no idea what her favorite flower is, and takes forever to remember which of her family members died on 9/11 (which should've been easy for Chris because Matt told him ''earlier in the conversation''). Matt tells Chris that he must be [[naïve]] to think he would have any chance with Kacey; Chris gets ''really'' annoyed by Matthew's usage of [[Niggos|the dreaded "N" word]] and actually implies that he would try to kick Matthew's ass were they in the same room. At least, until Matthew reminds him which of the two was formerly in the USMC, causing Chris to quickly backtrack on his threats.
* Out of nowhere, Chris suddenly brings up his experience of being restrained by his [[Bruce Johnson|elementary school principal]] and teachers. This is probably yet another attempt to gain sympathy, but Matthew just considers it more evidence that Chris has serious problems, and points out how hypocritical it is for him to accuse Liquid of being the crazy one.
* Matt brings up Chris's first meeting with Kacey (and her sister), and accuses him of acting in an inappropriate "touchy-feely" manner, which Chris just flat-out denies being true. This leads into Matthew questioning Chris on where he would take Kacey on a date, and in turn how much he would tip the server. Chris's response indicates that he believes the "15% rule" [[Autism|to be a cast-iron rule]], rather than just a rough guideline for tipping.
* Chris abruptly tries weaseling his way out of the call, partly because of how late at night it is, but also because he thinks Matthew is being disrespectful to ''him''. After some back and forth regarding Kacey, the future of Chris's relationship to her, her song dedication video, and Chris's own version of the song, Matthew snidely congratulates Chris on getting Kacey and Liquid back together.
* Kacey comes back one last time and rails at Chris for being disrespectful and generally full of shit, as Matthew attempts to hold back laughter. She mentions Chris failing to make her a comic (presumably what would become the [[Sonichu Special 4|Gun Comic]]) and instead making her a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level. Kacey reveals Chris asked her for her phone number, which she refused to give him until her parents trusted him – Chris claims he would have come to her if he knew where she was – despite earlier in the call implying after Julie, he would not travel to see any girlfriends. During this, she compares him to Liquid, who she says would've driven to see her soon as he knew she was upset (Chris didn't bother during the call to ask how she was when talking to Matthew). Chris doesn't give a clear answer to any of her accusations, resulting in her storming out of the call for good. The tape runs out before the call actually ends, but it's clear by now that Chris has fucked up, big time.

==Video==
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| name = Father Call
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|Jhp5WyvPWNI}}
| Stardate = 4 November 2009
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = {{Liquid}} Liquid Saga
| previous = [[Kacey Call 24]]
| next = [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]
}} </center>

===Matthew Makes the Scene (0:00-4:26)===
'''Chris:''' Hello?

'''Kacey:''' Hey, Chris, it's Kacey!

'''Chris:''' Hi, Kacey, how are you?

'''Kacey:''' Um, I'm cool, um, I'm over at my parents' house, cause, um, they wanted to call [''Chris speaks over her''] 'cause they saw some of your videos and I gave them the letter.

'''Chris:''' Okay, all right. Actually, I'm uploading a [[11042009 51 50|video]] now, I did fif--I did 51 reps with, uh, 50-pound weights… well, not really weights, but as much as they are…

'''Kacey:''' You did 51 reps or 51 times? 'Cause reps are different.

'''Chris:''' You know, li… you know, lifted them up, 51 times, lifted them up with each arm. 51 times--arm, so it's a total of 102.

'''Kacey:''' Hmm. [''pause''] Well, at--was--was it hard?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it was hard, but… it was a show of strength anyway.

'''Kacey:''' Um, that's funny, 'cause I have to lift, like… 100 and more pounds for my job--I, but, um, let me go ahead and get my dad for you, because he wants to talk to you.

'''Chris:''' Alright, by the way what's his name? [''pause''] Mokay.

'''Kacey:''' I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, uh, it's Matthew.

'''Chris:''' Oh, Matthew, okay.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah. [''corpsing'']

'''Chris:''' Alright.

'''Kacey:''' Alright, well gu--just give me a minute.

'''Chris:''' Okay. [''long pause and typing noises'']

'''Matthew:''' Hello, Chris. This is ''Matthew'', Kacey's father.

'''Chris:''' Hello, si--good evening, sir, how are you?

'''Matthew:''' I'm good, thank you. How are you?

'''Chris:''' I'm da--I'm doing good.

'''Matthew:''' Good. Good. So, uh… so, I've got a couple of questions for you… well, n'I mean more than a couple. Aaai?

'''Chris:''' That's fine, that's fine, I'm happy to oblige with an answe--with an honest answer.

'''Matthew:''' Okay. [''inhales''] Well, uh, first and foremost, uh, let's see, uh… you got a job, son?

'''Chris:''' Hmm, not currently, but [[Chris's resume|I am working towards getting a job]]. I have been filling applications left and right.

'''Matthew:''' Really, really, what kinds of places, uh, what kind of skills you got?

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, w--yeah, I'm looking, um--I'm applying for, like, uh--retail stores and such, uh got an application for a new CVS in [[Ruckersville]], and uh, one over at the [[Walmart]], and I had one over at [[Target]]… I have worked before, I've worked at--duh, [[Wendy's]] in di--Ruckersville for a few months… first off, I worked off as a sales representative for, uh... [[Cutco]] Cutlery.

'''Matthew:''' Right, that's--that's minimum wage stuff, uh… yi, d'you go to college or something?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|I went to college]] and, uh, got a degree and a certificate in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]].

'''Matthew:''' And you're working at… ''Target''… I mean, I know the economy's bad, but I mean… surely, you've gotta, you know, use that somehow, right? And how old are you again?

'''Chris:''' I'm 27… sir.

'''Matthew:''' You're almost ''30'' and you're working at the… ''Target''. You wanna work at Target, I should say.

'''Chris:''' Hmm… yeah, well, not really sure what kind of jobs my, uh… degree and certificate would get me, but I mean, like, you know… but I mean, if I--if I did know, then I'd certainly strike up on the job…

'''Matthew:''' You got a degree not knowing what kind of jobs you could get… in that field, and you've had it for how long? When did you graduate?

'''Chris:''' Hmm… I graduated in 2006.

'''Matthew:''' 2006, so you've had it for 3 years and you have done nothing with it… y-you haven't… you haven't had any jobs between then?

===The Pokémon Volunteer Who Lives with His Parents (4:28-11:01)===
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I had--I did--I did volunte--I have done volunteer work… uh… [''cut off'']

'''Matthew:''' That doesn't pay, though. Although, what kind? [''stutters''] Humor me.

'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, I didn't understand the question.

'''Matthew:''' Uwha--what kind of volunteer work? Humor me.

'''Chris:''' Alright, well yeah, I helped the--I helped, uh… the chil--I helped the, uh, children over at the--at the [[The GAMe PLACe|Assistant Gym Leader]] for the [[Pokémon]] [[Trading Card Game]] league, a few years back…

'''Matthew:''' P--''Pokémon''? Di--wait, that…

'''Chris:''' You know, teach them how to play, and building decks from ther-swha-what scraps they had, and uh… di--making sure they kept in order, y'know, d-d-don't get too crazy…

'''Matthew:''' And how long ago was this?

'''Chris:''' …I'm sorry, what was that?

'''Matthew:''' How long ago was this? I mean, wasn't that ''Pokémon'' thing, wasn't that back in [[1990s|the 90s]] when that was really popular? Because I think my youngest daughter used to like that, but you know, that was years ago.

'''Chris:''' It was the late 90s.

'''Matthew:''' LATE 90s.

'''Chris:''' [''stutters''] That's still going strong. Maybe I--

'''Matthew:''' If you say so.

'''Chris:''' …and I have been doing that from 1998 'till about 2008. [''pause''] So about 10 years I've been doing that.

'''Matthew:''' Right. You've been playing a children's card game for 10 years.

'''Chris:''' …yeah, but also [''stutters''], like, as you know, like, a form of babysitting.

'''Matthew:''' Babysitting… but… but doesn't babysitting usually, you know, pay? I mean, and, that doesn't sound like you're volunteering. When I think volunteering work, I think like, you know, Red Cross, that kind of thing. You know, actually going out and ''really'' helping people. Planting ''trees'', that kind of stuff.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I have--I have been--I have helped people--out. You know, I, uh, helped, like, the parents mind… knowing their children were in a safe environment and I helped ensure that their children were playing and, uh, were within the safe environment and that nothing was to go wrong and, uh, and I was respected as an authoritative figure in that sense.

'''Matthew:''' Right. I'ean, [''stutters''] and… but… are you still doing this? I mean, or what are you doing right now? If you stopped, why aren't you doing this anymore? [''crinkles paper or snack bag'']

'''Chris:''' Ummm… yeah, it was kinda, um, kinda like, uh, you know, not too m--not too many were showing up, so it was like my choice on ending that, you know. But yeah, it was a sa--yeah, it was kind of a sad day for me, you know, to have to put that behind me, but, you know, we gotta move on, but anyway… but anyway, aside from that, I… I've been searching and, uh, doing [''stutters a lot''] yardwork for my family and other sorts of… heavy lifting.

'''Matthew:''' Right, right… well--aaaah, anyways, I'm done talking about, uh, ''Pokeyman'' now. I got a couple more. So, uh, what kind of place you got, you got a place of your own? Where you living at?

'''Chris:''' Yeah… I'm currently living in a [[14 Branchland Court|two-story house]] with [[Borb|my mother and my father]].

'''Matthew:''' Living with your parents, age 30. Got it. [''Chris tries to interrupt''] ''Almost'' 30, excuse me.

'''Chris:''' Well, uh, I hope that, uh, doesn't strike you in a bad thing, but it's like, uh, I just did not feel comfortable leaving the safety of my home with the, uh, for the while.

'''Matthew:''' And, uh, why is that exactly?

'''Chris:''' 'Cause I could not really, I just did not feel, you know, like I was ready for a place of my own just yet.

'''Matthew:''' You gotta leave somehow, you've gotta leave at some point. I mean, I think most of my kids will, you know, move out 18, 20… y'kn--I'm okay if they hang out while they're in college, but after that they gotta start looking for a place of their own, you know?

'''Chris:''' Yeah… yeah. But, you know, to--to each their own individual growth rates.

'''Matthew:''' Right, but, but uh, I just gotta ask, though… I mean, you're really serious about Kacey, are you not?

'''Chris:''' Yes, I--yes, I am serious about Kacey.

'''Matthew:''' Okay so… uh-

'''Chris:''' And with her help, I feel like I could get a good start on being able to, uh, you know, shortly, in the near future, move out of my--[[Rental House|move of the house]].

'''Matthew:''' …with her help?

'''Chris:''' …and get a place of my own…

'''Matthew:''' You need her help in order to support both of you?

'''Chris:''' [''floundering''] It's more like, you know… um… ye, some details I'm not understand… I talk to my parents sometimes about that, but it's like, uh, you know… mmm… I… it's like a… whole bunch of details… you know… yeah. [''says "mmm" or audibly farts'']

'''Matthew:''' Explain, please. [''stutters''] I don't know what these details are.

'''Chris:''' Anyway, I'm still, like, uh, I would need like, you know, external influence, you know, somebody outside the house to help me feel more comfortable in moving out.

'''Matthew:''' You could, you know, people are always looking for roommates, you know, just go to any college board, you know, y-sti…

'''Chris:''' Yeah… but still, I mean, that's not…

'''Matthew:''' That's not really an excuse.

'''Chris:''' That's not something I would feel comfortable with, since, uh, I haven't been to college for a few years, you know… I keep between myself…

'''Matthew:''' So, but I mean really, okay, if you can't s-s-if you can't support my daughter, my daughter needs a man, a MAN to support her.

'''Chris:''' I am a man, sir.

===Financial Situation and Crystal the Tard Baby (11:01-18:28)===
'''Matthew:''' How serious are you about my daughter?

'''Chris:''' Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't understand the question.

'''Matthew:''' How serious are you about my daughter? Really. If you aren't even willing to support yourself, you know, like that uh…

'''Chris:''' I am willing, I am able to support myself as well. I'm able to support myself. And I will be able to support your daughter as well.

'''Matthew:''' Okay, then t-then then why aren't you? I mean, where's the money gonna come from?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I do have, I do have a- I do have a- a [[Monthly tugboat|monthly income]]. I get, uh--

'''Matthew:''' Do you now?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I get it fro- yeah, pretty much- I get it from the government. My family is a little bit in with the government.

'''Matthew:''' S-s-so w-why do you- why do you get welfare? Mi-might I ask? Or, whatever you call it. Um…

'''Chris:''' You can call it, like, you know, a stepping-stone in the right direction of, uh, me movin- me moving out and- and all that, but seriously, though, I am very strong-willed, and I feel like, and I feel that I could, that when- that- I could- I would be able to take care of Kacey.

'''Matthew:''' You're avoiding my question. Why are you on, I think it's actually called Social Security. Why do you get it? I mean, I'm a pretty strong Republican, we don't really like that whole welfare thing. We work, and if we can't work, we go join the military. That's what I did.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I understand that. You see, I'm [[Autism|high-functionally autistic]].

'''Matthew:''' Are you now?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I was diagnosed with that at a young age, and I was, I still have [''brief disconnection''] just a few years ago.

'''Matthew:''' So, ah… isn't that autism thing, it's like a, you're not, like, ''retarded'', are you?

'''Chris:''' Ah, I'm sorry, not really, what?

'''Matthew:''' I'm just saying, you know, that's a genetic thing, right? I don't want any, if you're really going to get with my daughter, I don't want 'tard-babies.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, autism is not genetic.

'''Matthew:''' Ah, I think I read somewhere that it was, actually. I'm pretty sure I did.

'''Chris:''' No, no, it's a myth. That's a myth.

'''Matthew:''' A myth. A myth.

'''Chris:''' Autism is not genetic. You're not gonna have, there would be no retarded grandchildren on your part. I can guar… I can promise you that.

'''Matthew:''' If you say so. If you really say so. I'm looking this stuff up right now. My Kacey, she's in medicine, she knows this stuff, she's an expert.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, like, you know, it might be also…

'''Matthew:''' Actually, hold on, she's right over here. Hey, Kacey, what do you know about autism? Is that genetic?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, it's definitely genetic. It usually runs in the [[Barb|mother]]'s line but it can be in the [[Bob|father]]'s as well. But it's usually the mother's. And twins have a much higher chance.

'''Chris:''' [''In a relatively quiet sigh''] Great.

'''Kacey:''' Anything else, Dad?

'''Matthew:''' Ah… no, I think that's good, yeah, you go… What were you doing again?

'''Kacey:''' I need to go finish washing the dishes. I'll be right back, Dad.

'''Matthew:''' I think there's some cake down there, too. Go help yourself or something.

'''Kacey:''' Okay, sweet! Thanks, Dad.

'''Matthew:''' Anyways, where was I? Let's see… if you really want a kid with my Kacey, I think you'd probably be best if you adopted or something. That's a good thing, you know.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, yeah, in my case, I would not, I do not, I would not care to adopt. You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to give birth, to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].

'''Matthew:''' A dream… as in, you were asleep and you saw something?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Plus, in the dream, I had, like, an office job.

'''Matthew:''' An office job. Right.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Matthew:''' You know, I don't think, Kacey actually doesn't really like that name. You know, it's kind of a stripper name, CrySTAL, it's kinda like Cristal, that champagne…

'''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, it would not, it would not, it would not be CriSTAL, it would be CrySTULL. Does that make sense?

'''Matthew:''' It's still pretty close.

'''Chris:''' It's fairly, it does sound close, but it's not, you're not, you're just replacing the C-R-Y-S-T-L-E ''(yes, he misspelled that)'', you're replacing the L-E with an A-L.

'''Matthew:''' Yeah, but even so… you said this all came to you in a dream… dreams, they don't pay the bills. It's just a dream. That's all just from your head. I had a dream once where, you know, I was flying. You don't see me doing that.

'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah, okay, but I mean, it's like in, yeah. Flying, yeah, you're definitely not going to be able to fly on your own. Sure. But it's like, you know, when you see a dream that's actually reasonable, that you can actually picture yourself doing in the future while you're awake. You know? It's like a career thing. You know, it's like, yeah, you definitely, it's like, you know, when your child, there's a chance you could become a cowboy if you dreamed of being a cowboy. But, you know, that may not be, that may seem kind of far-fetched, if you're living in a place that's not near or in Tetsas, but if you're like, if you dreamed you want, if you want, if you dreamed you wanted to be, to become a teacher, that's more likely, that's more likely possible. You can get the degree and become a teacher.

'''Matthew:''' So? If you want to go do it, be a teacher, go to work in an office, GO WORK IN AN OFFICE! Go apply to an office. Don't dream about it, dreams do nothing for you, they don't pay the bills.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I am taking, I have been, I have been working on that, and I have been taking action on looking for good jobs. Definitely looking in office jobs.

===Prophetic Dreams and Bob Chandler (18:28-24:18)===
'''Matthew:''' You think you have some kind of powers of prophecy? That doesn't seem very, I don't know, to me it doesn't seem very Godly, you know.

'''Chris:''' No, ah, ah, ah, I'm not saying, I'm not saying that I'm a prophet. I'm not saying that. But, you know, it's definitely something that, you know, it's definitely something that I feel that God has promised to me and [[Chris and religion|I believe in God]], I go to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] every Sunday, and like, like in…

'''Matthew:''' That sounds like [[Chris and reality#Chris the Goddess|being a prophet]] to me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, yeah, you do, yeah, there are prophets that are mentioned in the Bible.

'''Matthew:''' Yes, but.

'''Chris:''' I'm not, I am not, I, but, I am not saying that I am a prophet. Not saying that.

'''Matthew:''' Son, I go to church every Sunday too, and I've never had any kind of dreams of anything telling me that something is going to happen. God doesn't do that. God doesn't tell you things like that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, yeah, you never know, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, it'll just, it depends on the people, you know? You never know it, but you know, you might actually have gotten a message in a dream that may have actually [''brief interruption''] but you might, you might not have caught on as quickly, or… and I do not mean to insult you, but, ah, yeah, right now, conflicted by, you know, retrospect, you might actually realize that could have been a message from God.

'''Matthew:''' Naaaah… if you think you see the future, that sounds like you're trying to be a prophet. That doesn't really sound religious, that just sounds like some [[Chris and religion#Chris the Shaman|mumbo-jumbo]] to me.

'''Chris:''' I'm not saying that it is the definite future, but that it is a POSSIBLE future. And I am looking-and I am looking to make that happen.

'''Matthew:''' Well, MAKE it happen.

'''Chris:''' I am going to.

'''Matthew:''' Do it. And if it's not a message from God, you should go out, you should do it. Why don't you go- don't wait for it, it sounds like you're just sitting around waiting for it. When did you have this dream, exactly?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I pretty much, I pretty much had it when I was between seven and nine years old-

'''Matthew:''' Seven-wh-TWENTY YEARS AGO? Excuse me? And nothing has happened between then and now?

'''Chris:''' ''[floundering]'' I was definitely, like, in my [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|elementary school years]]…

'''Matthew:''' And you hold onto this dream… I mean, you're almost thirty, you're, you know… time is gonna start working against you, you know? I mean, life is short.

'''Chris:''' Yes, it is.

'''Matthew:''' And you're living with your parents. I mean, what do you do all day, exactly?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I get creative by uh, I like to [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|draw and color]]. And uh, sometimes I like to create with my hands, you know, I [[Medallions of Fail|sculpt]]. And, uh even as far as, you know, just tinkering with, anything I like tinkering with. I even have-I am even [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|technologically smart]]. I even took a [[computer]] upgrading class where I put together a computer, a personal computer, from scratch.

'''Matthew:''' So… why aren't you working building computers or something? It sounds like something you could do.

'''Chris:''' [''ignoring this fairly good point''] Hm, yeah, it is. Hm. Well I pretty much did get started on the techno-savvy, I would say, from my father. He's a retired technical engineer, he worked for GE for a number of years, he also, uh, was in the, well he was stationed over in Korea in the Signal Corps [''pronounced "corpse"'']. He-he designed the controls for the plastic auto machines for his other achievements. So without him we would not have the plastic for, at the very least, your soda bottles.

'''Matthew:''' That's all fine and good, I mean, your father… but I'm not talking about your father, I'm talking about you.

'''Chris:''' I'm just pointing it out as hinting at my technological influence.

'''Matthew:''' But… you haven't done anything, unlike your father. That's what I'm getting here. That's not good, son. I mean, when I was 27 I already had a wife and kids, I was working 40 hours a week.

'''Chris:''' Hmm… umm… yes, well, my father didn't marry-my father did not marry the first time till he was 30 himself.

'''Matthew:''' Yeah but you know, he probably also had a job and was living on his own, and he was also in the military, like me. So I don't really care about what your father did, because that's what he did, that's not what you did.

'''Chris:''' I understand-I understand th-I understand what you're talk-I understand… talking about… and, you know, and your point.

'''Matthew:''' Right.

'''Chris:''' I mean, I make a, I am trying to make a valid point myself. I feel like that, you know, we both are definitely understanding each other.

===Kacey's Boobs and Fame (24:18-33:24)===
'''Matthew:''' Really? I must say, I'm not really impressed, but, uh, let's move on. Let's talk a little bit about what you think about my lovely daughter. What was the first thing you liked or noticed about Kacey?

'''Chris:''' I noticed her beautiful face.

'''Matthew:''' Her beautiful face.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And her blue-green eyes are like a pair of swimming pools that I would just like to swim around and bathe myself in.

'''Matthew:''' [''extremely uncomfortable laughter'']

'''Chris:''' I am very poetic as well, just to let you know, sir.

'''Matthew:''' So the first thing you noticed was her appearance.

'''Chris:''' [''Interrupting''] But also I definitely like to take note over time, over talking to her, one day that she was very smart and very fun to hang around with, and she definitely knows what she's talking about. If anything [''laughs''] she could be a little bit sm- she could be smarter than me [[Ego|on some things]].

'''Matthew:''' But still, the first thing that, uh, you noticed, was her appearance. So, were you looking for like a trophy wife or something? It's kind of funny…

'''Chris:''' [''stuttering''] The first thing I noticed about her in person, when we talked first, you know, between phone calls and e-mails, after kind of an indirect meeting there, but anyway. I actually learned first that she was smart and very delightful to talk to. And then after a while, she and I met in person, and then I got to appreciate her face. And the-the smart, charming wit behind it.

'''Matthew:''' This doesn't really add up to what Kacey told me, you know. The impressions I got from what she said about your first little… "encounter," we'll call it… she said she was a little bit… uncomfortable around you, you know? And apparently when you first talked to her, you actually were [[Kacey Phone Call|pretending to be somebody else]], actually. You know, that [[Liquid Chris|other Chris]].

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well he was, that was another thing. Yeah. All right, yeah.

'''Matthew:''' She didn't like that much.

'''Chris:''' My friend [[Kim]], she helped me, uh, get into that Chris's e-mail account. Before I ever learned about Kacey-

'''Matthew:''' You know, that Chris was her boyfriend at the time, you know? I mean, I've actually talked to that guy and met him in person, he's actually a pretty nice kid.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but if you watch his [[YouTube]] videos he does get a little crazy. But anyway for the past few months now… he was, you know, he was pretending to be me, and a few months ago, he pretends, or I'm assuming he pretends, that he gets kidnapped and tied up, and sent to the desert. And then Kacey tells me that cops ''[incomprehensible]'' in the desert, but I'm going off track here-

'''Matthew:''' That just doesn't make any sense to me. Why would he pretend to be you? Someone like you, guy who lives with his parents.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Okay, first off, I'm Internet famous for being the original creator of the, uh… it's like a combination of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and Pikachu [''Kacey's Dad groans''], so I was the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. And I created him on March 17, [[2000]], and I drew the [[comic]] books… I originally started that back in 2000, and I've drawn a few books and I'm still doing some drawing, I don't like to leave an unfinished project finished. But-

'''Matthew:''' [''Has been trying to interrupt for the last 30 seconds''] Okay, so… you know, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about? I barely know what Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokémon is other than it's kids' stuff. So basically what I'm getting here is you took two kids' things and put them together, you know, two [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] kids' things…

'''Chris:''' But it's making up a whole new character, and my father has the knowledge with the [[copyrights]] and whatnot, and he verifies for me that I have been in the clear the whole time, from the beginning, to uh, to continue on with Sonichu being m-Sonichu and Rosechu being my original creation. And I create the original stories and everything, and the books, and I've done the [[CWCipedia]], which was originally on the CWC Sonichu site speaking of which, CWC is my name, Christian Weston Chandler. Anyway, I've been going on with that since 2000, uh-

'''Matthew:''' Which means you were 18 when you made this. You were what, a senior in high school? You were playing with kids' stuff? And that's what you've been doing for… what, you know, since then? You're 27 years old? You're playing with kids' stuff? I mean, like, little kids' stuff. I mean, like, ten-year-olds.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, it may sound like that, but in a sense, it was definitely a fad that I was, uh, enjoying, and, uh-

'''Matthew:''' But fads, they come and go.

'''Chris:''' -until when I had to like, uh, which was just a year and a half ago, I had to let that go, and I let that go a year and a half ago. But anyway, getting back to, uh…

'''Matthew:''' You said it was popular, still. But you're not making any money off it. You're just doing this while you sit around in your parents' house for no real reason, because like I said, you're not making any money off this, and you still wanna be a boyfriend.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it is a thing I’m doing to make money off of, I could be, it is a thing that I am working on starting to make money off of, I am in talks with the com- comic book company, as well as Nintendo of America, about, uh, you know, about possibly, about the likelihood of me being able to, uh, of, uh, us getting together… making money off of this, cuz, obviously, since 2000 it became more and more popular on the, uh, Internet, and I became Internet famous and, uh, along with a bunch of the fans like that, I was, ah…

'''Matthew:''' Don’t you… don’t you need permission from both [[SEGA]], and [[Nintendo]]? I mean, is that, Sonic is from Sega, right? I mean, I know a little bit about what my daughter was… my little daughter used to talk about… I kinda know what a Sega is, I think.

'''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, I have talked to Sega as well, but anyway, getting back to, anyway, getting back to, if I may finish… yeah. Anyway, yeah, I got Internet famous, I got the fans, and then I got the naysayers which were the Internet bullies and trolls… and, uh… and uh, that Chris, and uh, Chris over there, was uh, he was one of them, and uh before, and this is, uh before I met Kacey he uh, he started pretending to be me, on the, in YouTube videos. And, uh…

'''Matthew:''' This… okay, I’m sorry, this is just getting completely ridiculous, all this Internet, I mean you just, all this Internet stuff, I don’t, I don’t know much about computers, but I mean, that’s just… this sounds like just a whole waste of time, that I don’t care about, because it doesn’t pay the bills, and it DOES NOT help support Ka- my Kacey.

'''Chris:''' I- I- I understand that.

===The Shit Hits the Fan (33:24-39:17)===
'''Matthew:''' I mean, I was in the MILITARY. I was DOING something. I fought in Desert STORM. I fought against Saddam HUSSEIN.

'''Chris:''' Yeah… okay… you fought in Desert Storm, you fought against Saddam… that’s all good, that’s very good. That’s honorable. That is honorable.

'''Matthew:''' But… and then what- and then YOU, you made this… Son-ni-chu thing. I mean… it’s like… ah, this is, something’s, something’s not right here, you know? But, but, but since you did bring up YouTube, I got, I got kind of an interesting little thing… that I noticed, in one of your recent videos, heh. I mean, I don’t know what exactly you were thinking, with this, um… you know, you did [[Twin Falling Towers|that video with the, ah… 9/11]]. I can’t say I really enjoyed that too much. I mean… that kinda hits… that kinda hits close to home to me, you know, I mean…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I, yeah, I realize, I realize that now, and I have received the complaints so, yeah that’s why I have… I put that…

'''Matthew:''' You’re lucky I don’t… you’re lucky I don’t have a YouTube, son. I mean, my… I mean, that hits close to home to me. My MOTHER, Kacey’s grandmother… y’know, she DIED on 9/11.

'''Chris:''' I, um… I’m sorry to hear that. Yeah, and I, uh, I mean, it’s like, I did not mean to hit that, hit that fragile emotion, ah, it was originally, ah, a thing, against a longer, worser- worser Internet [[troll]], who goes by the name of [[Clyde Cash]], whose alias is Gregg Mays, and…

'''Matthew:''' You made a video…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that’s just a whole nother story, right there. Anyway, I had…

'''Matthew:''' You made a video, basically, just trying to, trying to mess with some… GUY… on the Internet… that makes fun of one of the greatest American tragedies of our lifetime- no, THE Amer- greatest American tragedy of our lifetime.

'''Chris:''' Mm… yes, but, yeah but this guy, uh, he’s done a lot, he’s done a lot of things against me, yeah, on the Internet, trying to… you know… y-yeah, trying to destroy my good name with, uh, a whole bunch of twisted tru- told a whole bunch of twisted truths and phrases, and, words, and, I- that I have said, he just twist them around to- in evil ways and just, like some, and just, try- he’s one of those that just- and trying to slander my good name… And, uh, worse off, and worse off, and worse off, and worse off…

'''Matthew:''' Okay, let me ask you… let me ask you something. Where were you, on 9/11? I mean, they say everybody remembers where they were on 9/11 when they heard that those towers were going down, when a plane had hit those towers, and THOUSANDS of people DIED.

'''Chris:''' Yeah… I do remember where I was on, uh, 9/11, yeah, I was a, I had just, uh, I was just, uh, let go, from uh, my job at, uh, Wendy’s, it was uh, for, there was some differences between me and my employer, you know, I… [''trails off with a faint groan''] Yeah, but anyway,

'''Matthew:''' Would you like to know where Kacey was? Would you like to know where Kacey was?

'''Chris:''' Okay, well, okay, well, if I may finish, if I may finish, yeah, I was-

'''Matthew:''' No. No, I’m sorry. No, n--Kacey was, Kacey was AT Ground Zero. She was giving BLOOD, and plasma, volunteering, and where were you again?

'''Chris:''' [''Pause''] Hm. Yeah, I was--I was out shopping with my mom that day.

'''Matthew:''' ...Uh-huh. Really. That’s…

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Matthew:''' …That’s wonderful. Wait a minute, you said Wendy’s before. That...are y-are you changing stories on me? H-have you been, like, changing stories on me through this entire call?

'''Chris:''' No, no I'm not changing-

'''Matthew:''' Are you just making shit up now?

'''Chris:''' No, I am not changing stories, this is the same story, I had just gotten fired from the Wendy's and I was feeling down, and I, I was feeling down...

'''Matthew:''' You'd been FIRED from Wendy's.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I was, yeah, let go. I was let go from Wendy's, and I was sad, I was sad about that, you know, they gave me…

'''Matthew:''' WHY?

'''Chris:''' I told you! It was, it was because of, uh, emotional differences.

'''Matthew:''' Emotional differences.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, my, my, my employer, my…

'''Matthew:''' That's… this is absolutely nothing, that just sounds like a bunch of bull[[Lars|sheeit]].

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh'']

'''Matthew:''' Also sounds a little GAY. [''Chris stammers, splutters, and sighs in the background''] I mean, what, did the fry cook break up with you or something? I mean, come on.

'''Chris:''' [''short sigh''] No! It was nothing, it was nothing like that! It was a misunderstanding, something…

'''Matthew:''' Why do you [[sigh]] so much? That's just irritating.

'''Chris:''' That was, that was, that was misunderstanding, that was just, there was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he, and he has, and he had, and he had, and he had a spike on his shoulder against me. And, and, and, and then, and then that was why he, and then that was why he eventually fired me…

'''Matthew:''' [''has been trying to interrupt Chris's stammering for a while''] WHAT KIND OF MISUNDERSTANDINGS?

'''Chris:''' [''long pause''] Like I, like I did, like I did some things that he thought were bad but were, that he thought were bad but were actually good. And then he let, and then he, and then he let me, and then he let me go based on that. Anyway, yeah, I, anyway, this was a couple of days before 9/11 and I was still feeling down from being let go, and then, on 9/11 I was out shopping with my mother that day.

===Maturity and Chores (39:17-48:08)===
'''Matthew:''' Good god, I mean, you sound like you're just, you sound like you're just some simpering little… your voice is all wavery… good lord. You want to date… YOU? You want to date my daughter? You're not even giving me an ounce of respect now.

'''Chris:''' Oh come, oh come, oh come on, I grew up a lot, I grew up a lot since then! [''rapidly loses coherence''] I've grown, I've grown up a lot, in sounds, in sounds, duetothegirl, and, sounds strite, sound, in sound mind.

'''Matthew:''' Goddamn. This just sounds like a bunch of fucking whining. You're not even, you don't even sound like half the man that other Chris sounds like at this point. You don't sound like you've grown up. You play fucking Pokeymon all the time!

'''Chris:''' [''Chris's dander is up.''] I am, I am, I am a grown-up ''sir''! I have moved, I have [[Pokéwalker of Fail|moved on]] from Pokémon [[June 2010|years ago]]! I am a grown-up! I have moved on from the childish things.

'''Matthew:''' No, you didn't move from… you went from Pokémon to Sonichu. What the fuck? This is still just kid shit. You don't have a job. You're still living with your parents. Almost 30 years old. This is ridiculous. You want to date my daughter. You realize that she's LEAGUES above you right now. She's out of your reach.

'''Chris:''' [''Getting a word in edgewise after many stammers''] I have, I have, I have suffered through my own, through my own trials and tribulations that would be war-like. I have suffered through a whole bunch of… enduring physical pains as well. You just could not, you just could not imagine…

'''Matthew:''' [''laughing''] Physical pain! [''more laughter''] God, this is…

'''Chris:''' I have, I have worked myself to the bone a lot!

'''Matthew:''' This is ridiculous.

'''Chris:''' And I have, I have felt heartaches, and I have felt like…

'''Matthew:''' You don't know what physical pain feels like…

'''Chris:''' I have felt like I couldn't move on. But then, but then I still move on.

'''Matthew:''' …until you have taken a bullet in the fucking chest. I'm lucky to be alive. My comrade, one of my good buddies, he wasn't so lucky. He died right next to me. I carried him back…

'''Chris:''' [''humbled''] Yeah, well, well, yeah, that is, that was, that was very heroic and I commend you for that good sir.

'''Matthew:''' Sure. Yeah. I'm sure. You don't need to commend me. Now you're just kissing ass.

'''Chris:''' No! I am not just, I am not kissing ass!

'''Matthew:''' Okay. Well then. Alright. So really, okay… I have one more question, what do you have to offer my daughter, really? After I've heard all this, what exactly do you have to offer a future med student? She had a good fiancé, and now you think you can take her?

'''Chris:''' Yes I could, because I could offer, I can, I can offer her… a whole bunch of support that, that, that, that Chris could not offer. Like I am, I am, I am [[Honest Content|HONEST]]…

'''Matthew:''' Really? He's going to be published! He has a job lined up!

'''Chris:''' Like, I am honest, I am loyal, I am STRONG… good natured…

'''Matthew:''' Yeah, but this guy spoke several languages, he had connections in the comic-book industry, this guy could get a job right out of college, and you're mooching off the government, off of ''MY'' tax money! And you want to date my daughter. These two had so much in common, Kacey and Chris. She loved everything about him. And you? You just sit around, play with toys, and what, video games? Is that what you buy with your welfare money? Like Pokeyman shit?

'''Chris:''' I have not played with Pokémon [[Pokéwalker of Fail|for years]], sir!

'''Matthew:''' Okay, so what do you play with?

'''Chris:''' Hmph.

'''Matthew:''' You denied Pokeyman, but you didn't deny video games.

'''Chris:''' Okay, yeah, I, okay, I have, I have, I have played some Gui-, I have played some [[Guitar Hero]].

'''Matthew:''' Guitar Hero.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Matthew:''' What the hell is that?

'''Chris:''' I have to stand, I have to stand up to play, I have to stand up and play gitar.

'''Matthew:''' You have to stand up to play ''guitar''! Oh, wow! That's… why don't you… that's just pathetic. You think that's exercise? Do you play a real guitar? [[CWC More Than A Feeling|I think the real Chris could play a real guitar.]]

'''Chris:''' [''indignant''] I work, I work hard for my father in his, in his gar-, in his gar-, in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!

'''Matthew:''' Pulled weeds? My grandma pulled weeds! My grandma had arthritis and she pulled weeds every day!

'''Chris:''' [''short sigh''] Well, I'm sorry to hear that your grandma had ar-, had arthritis. But I, but I, I am, I am very strong sir. And I tell you, it was very hard and torturing work to pull, to pull, to, I was working under the hot hot sun, it was, those were very hot days!

'''Matthew:''' And you still look like a, I dunno, you look pretty fat to me. I mean, my Kacey, Kacey exercises. And she lost weight, she looks, you know, she looks wonderful. And you? I mean, do you even know… what is the hot sun? I've been in the Middle East. You don't know hot until you've been out in the fuckin' shit.

'''Chris:''' Okay, yes, okay, yes, I will agree with you that I cannot, I cannot understand heat, truly understand heat, until I'm truly in the middle of a desert. But still, it was, those were very hot days. And I pulled those weeds. And I even, I even, I even placed lumber around the edges of that garden, and I hammered labels of those flowers, and my, that my, that my father hand-wrote accurately, and figured, and, pat out the, and he showed me where to place them, I even helped him a little bit with placing them. And I placed, I hammered those labels hard into those pieces of lumber.

'''Matthew:''' That's, that just sounds like basic chores. Lumber, pulling weeds, on a good day I had to do 200 push-ups. And I saw [[30 Push-Ups|those push-ups]] you did, whatever you call them. Push-ups? That's not push-ups. That was, I dunno, you looked like you were flopping around like a… fish. Actually kinda looked like you were humping the floor or something.

'''Chris:''' [''unfazed''] I even mowed the lawn!

'''Matthew:''' Mowed the lawn! [''laughs''] Wow.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and again, those were very hot days, too. And sometimes the lawnmower would quit on me! And I'd have to practically kick-start it, with my foot, I had to kick it to start it up again!

'''Matthew:''' You know, I see seven-year-olds who mow lawns all day for a summer job. All day. All summer. They do it just, they handle it just fine, why can't you? Oh, yeah, and they get paid for it, might I add.

'''Chris:''' [''Getting very angry at this point''] Yeah, well, I was not, well, I was not paid for mowing the lawn. And also, you know what? Another heavy-duty burden I had to take care of, and that I wasn't paid for? When [[Patti Chandler|my dog]] died, a few years ago, she was a sweet dog, I moved, I lifted and carried her doghouse to the site where we buried her. Her doghouse. That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons.

'''Matthew:''' [''laughs in disbelief'']

'''Chris:''' It was very heavy! I carried that thing.

===Death and Fake Internet Women (48:08-54:05)===
'''Matthew:''' [''about to break down laughing''] You're talking to me about how your dog died, you're talking about someone who has lost friends and family in national tragedies. My mother, I had… I had to deal with the loss of my mother, not to old age, but to… fucking… a plane by fucking… piloted by terrorists. My gran-, my mother was killed by terrorists.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, my…

'''Matthew:''' And your… but, but your heavy burden is your dog died. I'm sorry, but boo, really, I've had dogs die, it sucks, but that's nothing… that's nothing…

'''Chris:''' Y'know, yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah, well, I was very sad when she died. It was not a matter of age, it was pretty much, yeah, she was very sickly, there was nothing we could do, so I, I signed that form to give them permission to put her to sleep. I let her, I let her go, that was an emotional burden on me. And I have, I have been, my aunt Corrina died just a few months, just a few months, just last January, because of, because of heart cancer.

'''Matthew:''' [''laughs in disbelief''] Are you, are you…

'''Chris:''' It was very, it was very saddening, I was very…

'''Matthew:''' I'm sorry, are you messing with me? Are you trying to compare the loss of my mother, the loss of someone who took care of me for years, to a dog? [[IRC_(20_January_2009)|Are you calling my mother a dog]]?

'''Chris:''' I am not calling your mother a dog.

'''Matthew:''' [''[[stress sigh]] of his own''] I had to dig my mother out of the rubble of the Twin Towers. I mean, and you had to lift a doghouse.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I'll tell you, that doghouse was heavier than any tombstone. And that doghouse pretty much was the tombstone!

'''Matthew:''' Sounds like you're fucking with me now.

'''Chris:''' I am not! I am being very HONEST with you sir! I'm telling you the honest truth from my, from my sound mind and my sound heart.

'''Matthew:''' I'm starting to, I'm starting to really kinda doubt this whole honesty thing you keep talking about. How do you think, how do you think Kacey would feel if I told her about this? What do you think, how do you think she would feel about you comparing this whole lifting a 30-, 50-pound doghouse to maybe a 100-, 200-pound tombstone? That doghouse was probably, what, made of wood? This is solid rock!

'''Chris:''' No, it was, it was, no, I mean, yeah, this is, it was wood ''and'' plastic, that thing had to weigh over a hundred pounds!

'''Matthew:''' Plastic's pretty light, you know. I'm sorry, this is, this isn't even close to the same.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh'']

'''Matthew:''' And that's just, that's just that… you know, if you had told this to Kacey, she would probably be, she would be so angry. You're just totally grasping at [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straws]] at this point.

'''Chris:''' [''mutters under his breath''] Yeah, well, also I've been to a whole bunch of this, also, to go off talk, off-topic a bit, or going back to an old topic, that I have been DECEIVED BY THE TROLLS! A bunch of them pretending to be women who I thought were honest over the Internet when I was talking to them for the first time for a while!

'''Matthew:''' WHO GIVES A SHIT about the Internet?

'''Chris:''' And some, and some of them, and some of them were actually, and some of them were actually two honest women…

'''Matthew:''' BE A MAN…

'''Chris:''' And those [[PandaHalo|two]] [[Ivy|women]] died! I was very, I was very heartbroken by that! And yet I was even more heartbroken when I found out that…

'''Matthew:''' YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE!

'''Chris:''' I, I… I may not admit, okay, well, yes…

'''Matthew:''' Wait, wait, didn't you say, fake women? Did you say that these women were fake? So wait, these women were probably fake… fake women died?

'''Chris:''' [''in a state of great consternation''] I didn't, I didn't… no! I'm talking about, no, two of them, a coup-, a few of them were real women.

'''Matthew:''' And how many of these women have you gone through?

'''Chris:''' I have not been able to go to them. But one, there was this [[Julie|one time]] where I actually thought it was a woman, and [[Ohio_trip|I actually drove a whole, a whole, a whole day's worth]] back and forth, almost 24 hours, from my house to Cleveland, Ohio, where it turned out that was, that was, that was a bad lead. I drove a whole, I drove a whole, almost 20, I drove from five in the morning to 12 o'clock, to about, just after about, after midnight. To find out that the destination was a bad one, and that was, that was an imposterous troll.

'''Matthew:''' So you went to go to… Ohio, for a fake woman, but my Kacey just told me that you won't go and visit her, a real woman?

'''Chris:''' I, I, I, I… [''angry, incoherent stammering'']

'''Matthew:''' I am looking at Kacey right ''now''.

'''Chris:''' But you're in…

'''Matthew:''' You wouldn't even go to D.C., that's like two hours away. And you've met her before, for God's sake?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I mean, I was more naïve, I was more naïve back then, but I am very less naïve now. I have been very less naïve for about, for about a year now.

'''Matthew:''' I am not convinced.

===More Shit Hits the Fan (54:05-58:09)===
'''Chris:''' [''snapping''] OH COME ON. YOU SHOULD BE CONVINCED!

'''Matthew:''' [''Laughing with frustration''] "Oh come on"? You know who, you know who you're talking to, son? What the fuck is this? Now you're just talking back to me like a little kid. Don't yell at me, you maggot! Piece of shit.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, yeah, you, you're obviously talking to me like, as if I was a child. And I am not a child.

'''Matthew:''' Because you are a child, you're acting like a child.

'''Chris:''' I am not a child, I am a MAN. [[I AM STRONG|I am a STRONG MAN]]. I have been through a whole bunch of emotional and physical traumas in my life!

'''Matthew:''' You haven't proven a thing to me, you've shown me nothing that could even possibly suggest that you are a man.

'''Chris:''' Well, sometimes my memory fails me!

'''Matthew:''' You're just sitting around in your parents' house, crying about your [[Patti Chandler|little dog,]] playing video games, whining about women on the Internet. Some lazy little maggot...

'''Chris:''' [''Full-blown tard rage erupts''] I AM NOT, I AM NOT LAZY!

'''Matthew:''' You're living with your parents and you don't have a job, how is that not lazy?!

'''Chris:''' Well, maybe I, maybe I don't have a job, but I DO WORK around the house! I lift a whole bunch of...

'''Matthew:''' Chores! I do those every day, and I'm retired!

'''Chris:''' They're not just chores! They're not just chores.

'''Matthew:''' Yes, they are, EVERYONE works around the house!

'''Chris:''' Maybe everyone works around the house, but they don't...the, they differ from burden to burden to... [''stress sigh'']… heavy weights! I mean...

'''Matthew:''' And, and, I've seen--an-an, you know, I was looking around that YouTube, I saw [[Tour of Chris's House|a video of your house]], it's a ''fuckin' MESS!'' You call that working around the house? [''stutters in disbelief''] Are you trying to be, and you're trying to be some kind of house-husband or something?

'''Chris:''' Well, most of that mess belongs to my mother and I can't really..move, I can't really organize it without her being able to help me, without her being able to point out where to put everything!

'''Matthew:''' Oh, it's your mom's fault.....that's, that's real mature.

'''Chris:''' She's a, well, okay, yeah, I admit, she's a bit of a pack rat. And since she retired from secretarial work...she's been livin' more lazy, I'll admit that.

'''Matthew:''' But your room is a mess, too. What do you have to say about that? I mean, this is...this is nothing. Uh I mean, at this rate, you're not getting...

'''Chris:''' [''On the edge of tears''] It may be nothing, it may be, it may be nothing…

'''Matthew:''' You're a pack rat too.

'''Chris:''' I am not a, I am not that bad of a pack rat. I mean, I even brought, I even brought a bunch, I even brought practically all that stuff into the house. And I had to bring in a couch and I had to bring in the hutch, among other pieces of furniture, among the smaller pieces of stuff, smaller bunches of junk that my mom got! That's a lot, that's a lot of heavy lifting. And it was very hard.

'''Matthew:''' Who doesn't have to push furniture? All this stuff you're talking about, these heavy burdens sound like stuff everybody has to do at least at some point, you know, maybe every....while, this is no, I mean, this is nothing, this is just regular, everyday housework. This isn't real work. This is chores.

'''Chris:''' I... oh! And you don't think...!

'''Matthew:''' This is kids' stuff.

'''Chris:''' Oh, and you don't think [[Chris and Remorse|carrying your soldier friend on your back was a heavy burden]]… That was a heavy burden!

'''Matthew:''' That's...what the fu...are you mocking me?!

'''Chris:''' I am not mocking you!

'''Matthew:''' [''stammering in utter shock''] Is this... are you comparing...

'''Chris:''' I'm just, I'm just pointing out, I'm just pointing out that what you did was a heavy burden under…

'''Matthew:''' I don't know even know what to say to this!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, that is, yeah, that is a heavy burden because you were fighting to save, you were fighting to save your friend's life…

===Kacey Returns (58:09-1:02:35)===
'''Matthew:''' Kacey, c'mon, come over here. You gotta listen to this guy. This is great.

'''Kacey:''' Oh, what, daddy?

'''Matthew:''' I mean, just, this...what is...I mean...this guy is just fucking with me…

'''Kacey:''' Daddy, you sound mad, what's wrong?

'''Matthew:''' This guy's just fucking with me, he's not even, he's not even respecting me at all. He's a disrespectful...

'''Kacey:''' What, he's disrespecting you? What is he doing?

'''Matthew:''' I don't know, he's just talking about all this faggot kiddie shit...and how he has to move chairs and do...oh no...housework! And he's comparing that to when your grandma died.

'''Kacey:''' He's WHAT?

'''Matthew:''' Yeah. I mean, he's talking about all these "heavy burdens" he's had to face, you know, saying it's a heavy burden, kind of like...you know, of course, you remember when we lost grandma...

'''Kacey:''' Oh my God, I know, I had to volunteer just to get my mind off it...

'''Matthew:''' And this guy, this guy has nothing to offer you.

'''Chris:''' [''combative''] I have a lot to offer her!

'''Matthew:''' Really, wh--

'''Chris:''' I have plenty to offer her!

'''Matthew:''' Like what?! ''Like what?!?!''

'''Kacey:''' Don't yell at my father like that! You need to respect him, he's a retired Marine!

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] I do respect your father, Kacey.

'''Kacey:''' Well, you need to be nice to him! What are you going to do if he doesn't like you?

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] I mean, I want, I was being nice to him, but then he started to insult me, he was talking down to me like as if I was a child, when I'm an adult.

'''Matthew:''' I already don't like...

'''Kacey:''' Chris! He's way older than you! He's your elder! To him, you ARE a child, ''I'm'' a child to him!

'''Chris:''' Okay, well, I guess in compar-, I guess in comparison, yeah, that is true. But I just don't like being talked, I just feel, I just basically, just turns me off when I'm talked down to and such. I mean, I have to put up with my father talking down to me and such, and he starts more arguments than there are flies in the garbage dump!

'''Kacey:''' Okay, but my father doesn't get angry easily.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh'']

'''Kacey:''' Like, you can't act like a child like that! He is your elder! You're trying to ask him PERMISSION.

'''Chris:''' Yeah...

'''Kacey:''' ''What are you doing?''

'''Chris:''' Well... yeah...

'''Kacey:''' Apologize!

'''Chris:''' Yeah... [''heavy sigh''] Yeah. [''more sighing''] I apologize, Matthew. I apologize for talking back to you. I just got, I got, I got carried away. Especially from feeling like I was being talked down to. Mm… I mean, surely, yeah, you can understand that, I'm sure your father talked down to you, you, even when you were about my age. And I do not mean to insult you or your father, I just felt like it was a fair compar-, I just felt like it was a good comparison there, but anyway. I apologize for yelling at you, and raising my voice.

'''Matthew:''' I don't even know how you think you can call me by my name right now.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh'']

'''Matthew:''' I don't believe a goddamn word you just said. I'm sorry. No, I'm not sorry, actually.

'''Chris:''' Well… believe it or not, it is the whole, honest truth, that I have been telling you this whole time.

'''Matthew:''' Honest. [''snort''] If that's the truth, I'm afraid to say you're pretty fucked. You're just using people from the Internet as scapegoats for your problems. And you were lying when you first met Kacey. That's what I've gotten about this. You… are not good enough for my daughter. Chris, on the other hand, has my blessing.

'''Chris:''' [''massive stress sigh'']

===Literature and Health (1:02:35-1:13:17)===
'''Matthew:''' And if the Internet is such a problem for you, I mean, just get rid of it. What do you have to do? Just call up whoever it is, AOL, whatever it is you use, just call 'em and say "I don't want the Internet anymore." That's all you have to do. You don't need it for anything. Go to a library!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I have a bunch… yeah, well, I have a bunch of ties on the Internet and for your information I do go to libraries. I read a lot of books.

'''Matthew:''' Really? What was the last book you read?

'''Chris:''' {{anchor|Mockingbird}}The last book I read... was ''[[Wikipedia:To Kill a Mockingbird|To Kill a Mockingbird]]''.

'''Matthew:''' That's high-school shit.

'''Chris:''' You call this high-school, I call it adult, I call it...

'''Matthew:''' Kacey read that in high school, Kacey read that as a freshman in high school.

'''Chris:''' I call it adult drama.

'''Matthew:''' An adult drama.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. [''pause''] It was very dramatic, and I felt for the characters in that, in that story, just like I feel for every character, all the characters in the stor-, in the stories that I have read, throughout my whole life.

'''Matthew:''' So-so what exactly did you learn from this book?

'''Chris:''' [''long pause''] I...have...learned.....that I have to be able to...cope and be patient with, with a, with everybody who makes, a whole lot of people that may appear to be impatient or that could be hard to put up with. Like [[Honor roll|George had to put up with Lennie]] throughout the story. I mean, I'd say that's...

'''Matthew:''' That's ''[[Wikipedia:Of Mice and Men|Of Mice and Men]]''.

'''Chris:''' Oh, I'm sorry, I'm getting my stories mixed up. Yeah. Yeah. ''To Kill a Mockingbird''. Yeah.

'''Matthew:''' Yeeeaaaaah... did you even read this book?

'''Chris:''' Yes I did! The dramatic story, the story about that girl who was living with her family throughout the Depression and there was that guy in the store who was nice enough to leave her gifts in the tree trunk. That was like, that was definitely a story of, like, definitely, you know, be kind to your neighbor and they'll, and they'll, and they'll be kind to you. That's still another kind of, another, it's another story where you have to learn to be patient...

'''Matthew:''' That doesn't sound like the American classic that I know. I'm sorry. This is... just sounds like a bunch of horseshit. Do you remember the court scene?

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, the what?

'''Matthew:''' The court scene in the book? That was pretty big, it was a pretty major part of the book. Do you even remember who [[Wikipedia:Atticus Finch|Atticus Finch]] was? In fact, that was probably the pivotal moment of the book.

'''Chris:''' Atticus... hm... Atticus... hm, I-I do believe that was the lawyer in that story.

'''Matthew:''' Yesss... man, you call yourself smart? You aren't smart enough for Kacey. I mean, when did you-when did you read this?

'''Chris:''' I...I've read it, about a month ago.

'''Matthew:''' A month ago.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Matthew:''' I-you know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books, y'know, she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.

'''Chris:''' [''rage button pushed''] Stuff...candy...don't...I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!

'''Matthew:''' Wooooowww! [''laughs''] What the fuck are you talking about? I mean, I don't even know what the hell...

'''Chris:''' I eat and drink healthy.

'''Matthew:''' And you look like that. I...you don't even know what I just said, do you? You completely missed that I was, that little analogy back there.

'''Chris:''' No, no, I...

'''Matthew:''' Kacey says you eat [[McDonald's]]. You say you eat healthy, but you eat at McDonald's?

'''Chris:''' I have a, I have salads over at McDonald's. And I drink the lemonade over there.

'''Matthew:''' That lemonade is full of sugar. You know, [[Liquid|Chris]] is, Chris is fit, I've seen that man, he has rock-hard abs. That guy makes a Marine proud. And he can cook, he doesn't go to McDonald's because he doesn't need to.

'''Chris:''' Well, I can cook too! And sometimes I do cook!

'''Matthew:''' You know, he and Kacey like to go running together. Why don't you go running with Kacey, rather than sitting around eating fast food all day?

'''Chris:''' I do go out, I do go out for jogs, sir. I do go out jogging. And if Kacey was here I would be happy to go jogging with her. Or even running, I'd be happy to do that as well.

'''Matthew:''' You think you could do five miles like Kacey and Chris do? Five miles?

'''Chris:''' Yep!

'''Matthew:''' That's a brisk jog.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I could do five miles with Kacey.

'''Matthew:''' Really.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Matthew:''' Someone who looks like you can run five miles? I'm sorry, that's bullshit.

'''Chris:''' You're... [''angry sigh'']

'''Matthew:''' You look like you couldn't even do five seconds running. In fact, I was watching, I was watching those push-ups, you got winded after… that was thirty seconds of push-ups and you were sweating like a pig.

'''Chris:''' [''indignant''] Well, wouldn't you sweat?

'''Matthew:''' I don't... with that much…? Fuck, that's nothing.

'''Chris:''' WARRIORS, WARRIORS...

'''Matthew:''' I'm a Marine. Not after...a few push-ups like that? That's nothing. Okay, but...how much and how often do you jog? I sweat maybe...maybe after, I don't know, ten miles on a hot day.

'''Chris:''' I have been jogging for about fifteen minutes on a daily basis.

'''Matthew:''' Fifteen minutes. So you go… you go, what, a quarter of a mile and you call it quits? That's pussy shit. And that's just jogging. Kacey could run, Kacey runs for at least an hour.

'''Chris:''' Well, that's good.

'''Matthew:''' Five miles is like a two-hour jog, you know.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I have a, I have a whole bunch of potential, I can run five miles with Kacey.

'''Matthew:''' I would love to see that. I mean, why don't you? You can't… you say you could. You're just saying you have potential. That doesn't sell me. You can't sell me with "potential." Why don't you run five miles, and maybe, maybe I'll think otherwise.

'''Chris:''' It would be hard to video, to video-record five mile running. But I can run five miles, with Kacey.

'''Matthew:''' You can?

'''Chris:''' Yes, I can! And I will the first chance I get!

'''Matthew:''' But why with Kacey, though, why can't you just do it on your own? You have a camera, don't you? It wouldn't be so hard to just hold a camera and run, would it? That's easily, easily do-able.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well…

'''Matthew:''' Why don't you just figure out how to do that? You said you're good with computers. I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a [[Wikipedia:Microsoft Windows|Windows]] is.

'''Chris:''' You barely know what a Windows is?

'''Matthew:''' Don't… [''sputters'']… don't patronize me.

'''Chris:''' I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?

'''Matthew:''' What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that. I could figure out how to hold a camera and fuckin' run for five miles. That's… how could you not figure out how to do that?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, think about this, do you think the batteries would be able to last five miles?

'''Matthew:''' Running? Shit. You're running, you're not jogging, it's not gonna take two hours.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, still, yeah, well… yeah, well, I can't…

'''Matthew:''' Besides, think of it as a time limit of some sort, you know? You gotta run fast enough so you can get all of it in before the batteries run out. That would take like… half an hour at most. Batteries last that long.

'''Chris:''' Alright, you want a half hour running? I'll be happy to do a half hour of running with my digital camera.

'''Matthew:''' [''laughs''] Fine. Show me.

'''Chris:''' Alright, I will.

'''Matthew:''' Until then, until then, you are not good enough for Kacey. You are just a maggot.

'''Chris:''' Well. You may call me a maggot, but I'm a pretty dang strong one.

'''Matthew:''' I'm gonna go talk to Kacey, I gotta tell her, you do not deserve Kacey. Kacey lifts more than you, how does that feel? [[Power|The strong man]] outdone by a woman.

'''Chris:''' Well I may not feel pleasant, if that was the case, then I could not say I did not try.

'''Matthew:''' [''laughs'']

===Liquid Chris and Minimum Wage Jobs (1:13:17-1:19:04)===
'''Chris:''' But I…

'''Matthew:''' While you're at it, you don't, you don't try, if you had tried you would have gotten out of your house, you would have gotten a job, you would have… you would be like [[Liquid Chris|Chris]].

'''Chris:''' [''long pause''] Yeah, well, I am much stronger and I am much better than [[Liquid Chris|Chris]].

'''Matthew:''' I don't think so.

'''Chris:''' Oh, yes I am!

'''Matthew:''' But why don't you have, you don't have a job! You're not stronger than [[Liquid Chris|Chris]], you're not smarter than Chris.

'''Chris:''' I am stronger and I am smarter than Chris!

'''Matthew:''' You're not living on your own. How can you even say that? And he's younger than you!

'''Chris:''' I say that because it's true.

'''Matthew:''' I don't think so.

'''Chris:''' You do not think so… you may not think so…

'''Matthew:''' I was so happy, when Kacey said she was going to marry [[Liquid Chris|Chris]]. But then, I don't know, he vanished or something, I don't know what happened…

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that would be the point where he made his video on [[YouTube]] where he pretended he was being kidnapped and then that's where he hid away for a number of, for a few months.

'''Matthew:''' Yeah, and that devastated her. You don't know how much she missed him.

'''Chris:''' I do, I do, because she has shared that with me.

'''Matthew:''' I mean, I would much rather believe him…

'''Chris:''' She has shared that with me and I have comforted the her. I have emotionally supported her.

'''Matthew:''' I don't think she… she wasn't nearly that, I don't think she was nearly as happy as when the police finally called her about that. I think you're just trying to get, I think you're just trying to get my little Kacey for a booty call.

'''Chris:''' Believe me sir, it would not just be for a booty call, it would be for a strong relationship with all the loyalty and trust and honesty that a woman can ever want. [''shifts to a momentous tone, half under his breath''] EVER.

 '''Matthew:''' But you can't even move out. She needs a man, a man who can support himself and keep a job. You got fired from [[Wendy's]], most people quit because it sucks. You got FIRED. You weren't GOOD ENOUGH for Wendy's. What are you gonna do, what are you gonna do if she gets pregnant and she can't work?

'''Chris:''' If she gets pregnant and can't work, then I would be working. I would be working VERY HARD AND HEAVILY.

'''Matthew:''' What kind of job?

'''Chris:''' If I have to I would be, get one of the heavyweights, that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store. At the least. If not better.

'''Matthew:''' That makes minimum wage at best. That's not a real job. You know how much minimum wage is?

'''Chris:''' At the current rate, it's about $8 an hour.

'''Matthew:''' That's not good enough! Get a good job! You can't live off that! Especially after taxes.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I can get a good job, and I will.

'''Matthew:''' If you want to do lifting, you go work in a warehouse or something. And last I checked, minimum wage was $7.25.

'''Chris:''' [''takes a contemptuous tone''] Huh! You must have checked, no offense, but you must have checked like five years ago. [''In fact, [[Wikipedia:List of U.S. minimum wages|Matt is correct]].'']

'''Matthew:''' And how would you know? You don't have a job!

'''Chris:''' Because it was over five years ago, I was working for that minimum wage, and that was $7.50.

'''Matthew:''' That wasn't minimum wage.

'''Chris:''' Yes it was. And that was back at Wa-Wendy's!

'''Matthew:''' You know you can get paid more at jobs than minimum wage? I just looked it up right now, it says $7.25.

'''Chris:''' Hm. Maybe that's average minimum wage.

'''Matthew:''' Don't lie to me. Look…

'''Chris:''' I am not lying to you.

'''Matthew:''' Kacey, come on, Kacey, come over here, listen to this horseshit, ''listen to this horseshit''.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh'']

'''Kacey:''' What's wrong now, Daddy?

'''Matthew:''' What's this he's talking about… minimum wage is $7.25, right?

'''Kacey:''' Yeah. It went up in July, I remember because it was around my birthday.

'''Matthew:''' This guy's lying again. Why is it… I'm looking right here on this webpage, that's exactly what it says.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah, it happened on July 24, that was like…

'''Matthew:''' Why does this guy keep lying to me? How do I know that anything he says is true?

'''Chris:''' I stand corrected! I stand corrected. On current minimum wage.

'''Matthew:''' Don't argue with me.

'''Chris:''' Alright.

===Respect and Listening Skills (1:19:04-1:24:45)===
'''Kacey:''' Is he being disrespectful again, Daddy?

'''Matthew:''' He's always been… he's been disrespectful this whole time.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh''] I have not been lying!

'''Matthew:''' When Kacey says it, when Kacey says it you believe it now.

'''Kacey:''' I just don't understand.

'''Matthew:''' I don't understand either.

'''Chris:''' I can't say I'm in full understanding either.

'''Kacey:''' That doesn't even make sense. Like, I shouldn't have to pick up the other line and have to hear this. I mean, what are you doing, are you trying to sabotage this?

'''Chris:''' No. Just, throughout, throughout this whole conversation I have been telling the [[True and honest|honest truth]], from memory. As far as I know.

'''Kacey:''' Okay, but this doesn't make sense. Like, [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] charmed my dad within five minutes. Why are you still fighting with him? Why are you lying to my father?

'''Chris:''' I have not been lying to your father. I have been telling him the truth throughout my best and honest knowledge. From my heart and from my head.

'''Kacey:''' What are you wanting me to think, that you're dumb or something?

'''Chris:''' I… wh… no. [''pause''] I, I… [''drowned out by Kacey'']

'''Kacey:''' Well, then what's going on?! Why does my dad look so upset? I haven't seem him this upset in a long time.

'''Chris:''' Well, I can't read, I cannot read his mind, so…

'''Kacey:''' Well, no, no-one expects you to, but you could be respectful to him.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, um, I mean, yeah, I was doing my best to be respectful. But then… and then he started, he started…

'''Kacey:''' My Dad is not going to lie to me, and obviously whenever I get on the phone you're calm and everything, so is something going on when I'm not on the phone? Like are you being two-faced?

'''Chris:''' No, I am not being two-faced. I have been one-f-, I have been the one-faced this whole conversation. I swear, hand to [[God]].

'''Kacey:''' You shouldn't do that, we don't swear to God, and my dad wouldn't lie to me.

'''Matthew:''' One-faced side of bullshit.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he's been contradicting me, and talking to me in a negative way…

'''Kacey:''' Okay, you guys, I'm going to go. Talk nice.

'''Chris:''' I have been, I have been, I was talking nice. And then he started contradicting me with those words, like, yeah, and, uh, hm, and put, and putting me down, like even call, even call, even calling me a pussy, or, among other things. And then that, and then that just… [[Family Guy|grinded my gears]].

'''Matthew:''' You know, Kacey is gone. She's not listening right now. She didn't hear anything you just said.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh'']

'''Portal Turret:''' Target lost.

'''Matthew:''' Stop [[sigh]]ing so much.

'''Chris:''' Well, I'm speechless at the moment.

'''Matthew:''' Didn't you just hear, she… hear her say she was getting off?

'''Chris:''' Uhh… hear her say she was getting off?

'''Matthew:''' Do you pay attention to anything? Ever? To the words that I am saying?

'''Chris:''' I, I'm, I do pay attention. But I, I did not hear "I'm getting off."

'''Matthew:''' This is... this, do you, do you even listen to her, orm, her at all? I mean, how can you be a good boyfriend? You don't listen to anything.

'''Chris:''' I, I do, I do listen! And I, and ob-, obviously, she must have said it in a quiet tone, because I did not hear it. [''Actually, Chris was talking over her at the time, but never mind.'']

'''Matthew:''' But this is… she was pretty upset. She wasn't that quiet.

'''Chris:''' W… well, I'm sorry she's upset.

'''Matthew:''' And now, what I'm saying right now, is that before you can say you are better than Chris, you need to get a job, you need to move out from your parents, you need to be independent. You need to show me that you're a man. And you… you also have to have the ability to not lie to me. I'm getting all tongue-tied, because… just… you don't know how frustrating this is. I mean, I haven't done that in years.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I agree with you, this is frustrating.

'''Matthew:''' And you are lucky her mother isn't here.

'''Chris:''' And I pro-, and I send… I promise you. I have not been lying.

'''Matthew:''' How is this, how is this frustrating to you? You sound like you just have the easiest life in the world.

'''Chris:''' Because, because, because, because you're, because you're frustrated, and your frustration is reflecting onto me and it's making me feel frustrated. It's making me feel frustrated.

===Chris's Pathetic Life and Diseased Ticker (1:24:05-1:36:33)===
'''Matthew:''' You sit around… what are you going to do after this? You're gonna go home, you're gonna go play [[video games]] again or something?

'''Chris:''' No…

'''Matthew:''' Nobody can get you to do anything. Play your [[Pokémon|Pokeymans]], watch [[TV]]. Sleep. Eat [[McDonald's]]. That's, that's your life.

'''Chris:''' That is not my life.

'''Matthew:''' Isn't it?

'''Chris:''' It's a lot, it's a lot more than that. I do a lot more than…

'''Matthew:''' Oh, yeah, I forgot, you do chores, too.

'''Chris:''' See, this, you know, this is why I was talking to Kacey about…

'''Matthew:''' You talk and you get angry at people on the Internet who you've never seen before.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, see, right now you're just… you're just saying some, saying some of the things that sit aside from the good for me, honest, from, aside from the good things, yeah, everything I've said, I have been, I have been very honest about, and you're just taking the bad pieces that can, you're just taking some of that honesty and you're just reflecting it onto me and, you're just making it sound bad. Like it's a bad thing. And that makes me feel bad.

'''Matthew:''' It IS a bad thing. What good qualities do you have that aren't LIES? You started this whole relationship on a lie. My daughter doesn't deserve that. And now you're blaming me....for all this that's going on.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, fuck it, I'm gonna, could you just, look, okay, well, you did not let me say that…

'''Matthew:''' You just met me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, well, I'm talking to you over the...phone, that is [''dissolves into gibberish momentarily'']

'''Matthew:''' You don't… it just sounds like you don't want to admit any of your faults. You just…

'''Chris:''' I am, I am happy to admit my faults.

'''Matthew:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Okay, well, for one, sometimes, I don't think things through and I make, end up in the decision I thought was good at first may end up being the bad decision.

'''Matthew:''' O… kay?

'''Chris:''' But yeah, I have been improving on that and thinking things through fully. Making sure that…

'''Matthew:''' Everyone does that, everyone, you know, makes a mistake every now and then. Okay?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well…

'''Matthew:''' Let's start with something easy. Let's tell me… Tell me… How about you admit that you're, well, okay, I'll just say it. [[Obesity|FAT]]. And lazy.

'''Chris:''' {{anchor|Buddha belly}}Okay, well, I admit I do have a Buddha belly, but I am not lazy, I do get out and about, I exercise, I jog and work out, and I eat healthy.

'''Matthew:''' Doesn't show at all. How often do you watch TV? And you said you jog for fifteen minutes. That's… that's not gonna burn calories.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I'm working up to thirty minutes.

'''Matthew:''' Thirty minutes. And compared to… how does this compare to how much TV you watch?

'''Chris:''' For your information, I watch only about four hours of television.

'''Matthew:''' Four hours of television.

'''Chris:''' In a day.

'''Matthew:''' A day. That… I don't think that's true. That just doesn't sound, you kinda paused right there? You sound like you actually had to think about it for a second. I don't think that's true.

'''Chris:''' Well, when I had to count it up, I did have to think about it. But yes, it is true, I watch four hours of television in a day.

'''Matthew:''' Four hours, that's still quite a bit, hasn't Kacey told you anything about how important it is to take care of yourself?

'''Chris:''' Yes, we have, we have talked about that. And I have listened to her about that, and I have been taking the appropriate steps and abiding with her words in mind and heeding her advice as such.

'''Matthew:''' Really… Because she's still pretty worried about you, she says. She think something's gonna happen to you, you know. She thinks it's not looking good. And didn't she, she told me you were on [[Wikipedia:Atorvastatin|Lipitor]]?

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Matthew:''' I mean, I know about that stuff. That's something people my age take. I don't take it myself, but I know people who do.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, for your information, my doctor got me off, took me off Lipitor a couple of months ago.

'''Matthew:''' Really.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Matthew:''' I still don't think you… You still don't sound like you're terribly healthy. Okay, watching TV aside, and you play video games, how long do you do that a day, huh? I mean, with how much you sit around, your metabolism must not be so hot.

'''Chris:''' How long… Do I sit around? I would not say that I sit around that much. I would say…

'''Matthew:''' And play… Okay, how much do you play video games?

'''Chris:''' About two hours in a day.

'''Matthew:''' Two hours a day.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Matthew:''' Okay, so that's at least six hours you spend sitting around doing absolutely nothing in your room. That's a quarter of a day. In six hours you could have worked a part-time job.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I, but, the time I do not spend in front of the television is the time I spend exercising. That's about half of the day.

'''Matthew:''' You do not spend half of a day exercising. If you spent half a day exercising, you would have at least lost that little [[Wikipedia:Budai|Buddha belly]] and those man-tits of yours.

'''Chris:''' Okay, now I'm feeling insulted with those, with what you just said there.

'''Matthew:''' And you just told me fifteen minutes, so you're lying again.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, maybe, yeah, well, fifteen minutes jogging, upon the pacing of the spacing of the jogging.

'''Matthew:''' Okay, so you don't even run fifteen minutes altogether, at one time?

'''Chris:''' It's fifteen, they're, fifteen minutes, they're fifteen-minute intervals, like I do fifteen minutes in one hour, then the next hour I do another fifteen minutes of jogging.

'''Matthew:''' But that doesn't help you at all. All that… That means there's 45 minutes of you doing nothing every hour. By then your heart rate has gone down, the exercise is gonna do nothing for you.

'''Chris:''' My heart rate has been, has been good.

'''Matthew:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Chris:''' I can guarantee that.

'''Matthew:''' Do you even know what you're talking about?

'''Chris:''' Yes, I do, I am talking…

'''Matthew:''' Do you even know how to check your heart rate?

'''Chris:''' Yes I do.

'''Matthew:''' Okay, how?

'''Chris:''' I put my fingers on my pulse, count the number of beats through ten seconds, and then I multiply by six. That's, that's…

'''Matthew:''' Where do you check for your pulse?

'''Chris:''' Put two fingers on my wrist or on my neck. Or put it on my chest where my heart is.

'''Matthew:''' Okay, so what's a good heart rate for you?

'''Chris:''' About seventy-two beats per minute.

'''Matthew:''' Seventy-two beats per minute.

'''Chris:''' To about a hundred beats per minute.

'''Matthew:''' Uh-huh. So what's your heart rate right now?

'''Chris:''' Alright… [''long silence''] Alright, let me find that… yeah. It's approximately, it is approximately eighty-four right now.

'''Matthew:''' Eighty-four from just sitting around?

'''Kacey:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I've been listening. Chris, that's a serious medical condition. What are you talking about? Normally your heart doesn't beat that fast unless you've done exercise.

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Kacey:''' That's like [[Wikipedia:arrhythmia|arrhythmia]] or [[Wikipedia:tachycardia|tachycardia]]. What are you doing?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, right, you know, well, I did get a little bit of [[stress]] from some of the conversation.

'''Kacey:''' Stress doesn't do that. That's like a serious medical condition. And I heard you talk to my dad, you don't listen to anything I say when I worry about you. You still go to [[McDonald's]], and I told you those salads aren't healthy. I bet you haven't even lost one pound. Don't you care that I think you're gonna die? [''Chris stammers briefly in response''] That you're probably going to lose motion in your body if you don't exercise enough? This is important to me!

'''Chris:''' Yeah. It is.

'''Kacey:''' What're you going to do? You're gonna die before you're thirty.

'''Chris:''' [''pause''] Hm. [''pause, then sigh'']

'''Matthew:''' Hmph.

'''Kacey:''' If anything, that means you have way too much caffeine in your system. If you have something that high. That's either, you can get that from smoking, from too much fat, from too much caffeine…

'''Chris:''' Hm. Yeah.

'''Kacey:''' [''Her voice breaks, on the verge of crying.''] It's like you don't even care! Dad was right, you are being disrespectful!

'''Chris:''' [''Attempting to sound empathetic''] Kacey, I do care. [''sigh''] Even though, even though it may not, even though it may show-- not show-- I do care. Believe me.

'''Kacey:''' Yeah. Because it's that hard for you to stop going to McDonald's. But you've still been going. Right?

'''Chris:''' I have been going less.

'''Kacey:''' It's not like I didn't… Less is not none! Fast food is bad! Period at the end!

'''Chris:''' [''On the defensive''] Yeah, but that was like once a week! Once in a week!

'''Kacey:''' Once a week is bad! Don't eat any! None!

'''Chris:''' Alright, I won't go there anymore. I won't go [[McDonald's]] anymore.

'''Kacey:''' Or any fast food!

'''Chris:''' Alright. I will not go to any fast food, I…

'''Kacey:''' Whatever. It's not like you haven't lied to me before. You're just probably lying to me now. Dad, I can't deal with this anymore…

'''Chris:''' I'M NOT LYING TO YOU! I promise you! I promise you! I promise you, Kacey. I promise you.

'''Matthew:''' She's gone again.

'''Chris:''' [''stress sigh'']

===Chris Blows It, but He's an American! (1:36:33-1:41:33)===
'''Matthew:''' She was pretty, ah… let's say you just blew it, man. She was— She was crying right there. You just fuckin' blew it. Big-time.

'''Chris:''' [''deep sigh'']

'''Matthew:''' I just heard the door slam. I wouldn't be surprised if she goes and calls Chris.

'''Chris:''' Hmph. Well…

'''Matthew:''' What do you have to say for yourself? [''Long silence ensues'']

'''Chris:''' Well, all I can say is… that's your opinion, and you have every right to your own opinion.

'''Matthew:''' It's not my opinion. It just happened. What the hell are you talking about? I'm talking about facts.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you're talking about— Yes, you are talking about facts, but you have expressed a whole bunch of your own opinions about what you've heard from me the whole conversation.

'''Matthew:''' And that's all you have to say about the fact that you just upset my daughter? What are you…

'''Chris:''' That's my response— That's my response about you, but as for Kacey, you know, I just feel— I just feel very sad for her.

'''Matthew:''' I don't care what you have to say about me. This is about— You should care about Kacey, not me! You have to do something big.

'''Chris:''' I care about Kacey. I really, truly do.

'''Matthew:''' Okay. But if you want my opinion right now, I think you should stay away from my daughter. Unless you really, ''really'' turn around your life. You're not even close to Chris right now. You have to do something big to get her back. You have to get a job, at the very least. Lose, I dunno, fifty pounds. Move out. Then I might consider you, ''maybe''.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Matthew:''' And you have to keep your promises, because she says you never do.

'''Chris:''' I do keep my promises.

'''Matthew:''' And I think she should be with her [[Liquid Chris|real fiancé]] right now. [''Long silence''] I mean, he treats her like a princess. You treat her like… a set of tits and ass.

'''Chris:''' No, I treat her like a princess as well. I treat her, more importantly… as a friend… a true friend, a good friend…

'''Matthew:''' That doesn't sound like it at all.

'''Chris:''' You don't know. I mean…

'''Matthew:''' I do know, because she talks to me.

'''Chris:''' Okay, well… points of view.

'''Matthew:''' I can't even stand your voice. So whiny, all this sighing, it's like a baby. You'll never be as good as Chris at this rate.

'''Chris:''' I am a lot better than Chris. [[Autism|Belieeeeeeeeve me.]]

'''Matthew:''' You're not even a functioning human. You're leeching off my government.

'''Chris:''' I have a functioning image…

'''Matthew:''' I met Chris in real life, he's an upstanding young man. How are you better than this?

'''Chris:''' I… am an [[United_States_of_America|''American'']]! I am proud to be an American and [[I_AM_STRONG|I am ''strong'']]. I am an individual…

[''Portal'' can again be heard faintly in the background]

'''Matthew:''' Don't tell— Don't tell me you're an American.

[''Portal'' can again be heard]

'''Chris:''' I was born in America, I was raised in America my whole life, I never left the United States of America.

'''Matthew:''' You can't tell me you're patriotic… if you were patriotic, you wouldn't even have thought about making that video, that [[Twin Falling Towers|9/11 video]]. I still can't believe why you made that. It doesn't matter. You don't… do that! You're not acting like a patriot, you're acting more like a terrorist.

'''Chris:''' Well, I'm sorry I gave off that impression. At least I— At least I was man enough to admit I was wrong and I am. I did my best to undo the mistake by deleting my video and making the apology.

'''Matthew:''' You know, Chris and Kacey are Americans, too. And "sorry" doesn't undo the fact that you made that video.

===Love and Memories (1:41:33-1:46:21)===
'''Chris:''' It may not, but at least I admitted I was wrong. And it takes a man to admit when he is wrong.

'''Matthew:''' And you still made it. You… you're not a man. Stop trying to call yourself a man. I mean, it takes a real man to change, and you haven't.

'''Chris:''' I do change my habits. I have been changing my habits. And I have been better from the habits I have changed.

'''Matthew:''' That's a lie. You haven't done shit.

'''Chris:''' I… I have done a lot more than you can, than you are thinking right now. Or that you could ever think at this moment.

'''Matthew:''' You said you stopped at a McDonald's, and you didn't… That's such a simple little thing, and you still lied about it. You can't stop eating fast food. What makes you think you can turn around and get a job and stop leeching off the government? And stop lying to Kacey?

'''Chris:''' [''pauses''] Because… I am me, I have faith in me, and I am strong within myself.

'''Matthew:''' I bet you don't even love Kacey.

'''Chris:''' I do love Kacey!

'''Matthew:''' I bet if Kacey left you right now, right this very moment, you would… [[CWC is Sad|you'd probably cry]], for maybe just a couple seconds, then you'd go out and find another girl on the Internet.

'''Chris:''' [[The Wallflower|No!]]

'''Matthew:''' Wouldn't you? And even if you do love Kacey, you don't love Kacey nearly as much as Chris loves Kacey.

'''Chris:''' I do love Kacey, truly and deeply. And I care about her, about that much, probably more.

'''Matthew:''' And so does Chris, and he can prove it, so why don't you? You can't even stop eating McDonald's for her.

'''Chris:''' [''pauses''] I can so prove it, and I will.

'''Matthew:''' God. You know, he knows her favorite color, and her favorite flower. I'm sure you don't.

'''Chris:''' Her favorite color is "tarquoise".

'''Matthew:''' Turquoise? That's… that's wrong.

'''Chris:''' It's a blue-green shade. ''[Chris is correct here, at least. On his [http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6 creepy date] with Kacey, she said her favorite color was [[Wikipedia:Teal (color)|teal]].]''

'''Matthew:''' Okay, favorite flower.

'''Chris:''' [''sigh''] I cannot say that I, I cannot say that I remember her favorite flower at the moment.

'''Matthew:''' Aha. Really.

'''Chris:''' It could have been maybe because she did not mention her favorite flower yet. But she did tell me her favorite color. It was a shade, it was a blue-green shade. So turquoise is ''close''.

'''Matthew:''' Can you remember anything? Okay, I bet you don't even remember some of the stuff I just said today. You probably don't even remember who in my family dies in 9/11, do you? I just said that, what, half an hour ago?

'''Chris:''' You, you said that your daughter, that your daughter was giving blood in New York, right by the 9/11 site.

'''Matthew:''' Okay, but who DIED, who of my family died in 9/11?

'''Chris:''' The grandma.

'''Matthew:''' My grandma?

'''Chris:''' Her grandmother.

'''Matthew:''' Who is?

'''Chris:''' You did not mention her name.

'''Matthew:''' No... [''exasperated sigh''] ....no, okay, her grandmother, who is ''my''...?

'''Chris:''' Your mother.

'''Matthew:''' [''claps once''] How long did that just take you? Good boy! [''chuckles''] God, this is just like talking to a preschooler.

===Crossing the Naïve Line (1:46:21-1:52:36)===
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, talking to a what?

'''Matthew:''' A preschooler. God. This is...man. You can't have Kacey, with...with this kind of, this is just ridiculous. I can't believe I'm talking to someone who's so...[[naïve]]. [''chuckles'']

'''Chris:''' [''angry intake of breath''] You just crossed a line. You just crossed a line. By saying the word "naïve." That is like the worst insult to me…

'''Matthew:''' What line?

'''Chris:''' 'A line'… you crossed the line. You've just… you just really ticked me off right there when you said that.

'''Matthew:''' What're you gonna do about it?

'''Chris:''' Nothing at the moment.

'''Matthew:''' "Nothing at the moment?"

'''Chris:''' Because I can't really do anything, I'm not right there in front of you, now, am I? I'm talking to you over the phone. The only thing I could do right now is let you know that you just crossed a line. By saying that word.

'''Matthew:''' Are you… wait, wait, wait a minute, are you trying to [[Death threats|threaten]] me? You trying to threaten an ex-Marine?

'''Chris:''' No, I… no, I am not threatening you, I am not threatening you. I am in no position to threaten an ex-Marine. And I understand that, and I respect you as such.

'''Matthew:''' Okay, so what are you saying? I could whoop your naïve little ass with my pinky if I wanted to. Kacey could whoop your ass! I'm surprised she hasn't already.

'''Chris:''' Well. I would be able to defend myself.

'''Matthew:''' So you would hit Kacey?

'''Chris:''' No, I would not hit Kacey.

'''Matthew:''' Have you ever defended yourself?

'''Chris:''' I have defended myself.

'''Matthew:''' [''exhales in disbelief''] I'm sure that was something to see. Have you… I mean, I'm sure, I can see what would just happen. She'd probably try to throw a punch and you'd just bounce her off with your Buddha belly. Or so you call it.

'''Chris:''' I would either step to one side or block it with an arm!

'''Matthew:''' [''laughs''] That little limp-wristed twig of yours? You're pretty big, but you've got some pretty scrawny arms. And you're a pretty big target, she'd be… pretty hard to miss you. I've seen her punches.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Matthew:''' I don't think you'd be able to react fast enough.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, you have not seen how I can, how fast I can react.

'''Matthew:''' You can't even react fast enough to what I'm saying.

'''Chris:''' Because I'd like to spell-check, and make sure I'm not making any mistakes. Make sure that my mind and my mouth are in sync.

'''Matthew:''' Making… mistakes…?

'''Chris:''' My mouth does not go faster than my mind.

'''Matthew:''' What are you even…?

'''Chris:''' That's another, that is another one of my flaws, I am willing to admit. Sometimes my mouth goes faster than my brain.

'''Matthew:''' Well, I bet that's not the [[Slow-in-the-minds|only thing that goes faster than your brain]]. Are you trying to say you're some kind of computer or something? But this is, you're getting completely off the point. So tell me why, exactly, you aren't naïve? Why is this crossing the line so much?

'''Chris:''' Because it's insulting my intelligence.

'''Matthew:''' What line did I cross exactly?

'''Chris:''' And I do not appreciate that. You made me feel… [[Chris and anger|anger]].

'''Matthew:''' Because you haven't proven your intelligence to me.

'''Chris:''' Well, just like a computer, my brain is random. It picks up memories at random. I cannot simply access them sometimes, even though most of the time I can. But sometimes I can't, and they later come back to me at random.

'''Matthew:''' Okay… here's how intelligent you really are, and that's because being naïve has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence.

'''Chris:''' Look it up in the dictionary.

'''Matthew:''' I have looked it up in the dictionary. It has nothing to do with intelli… What are you talking about? What dictionary are you looking in?

'''Chris:''' Webster's.

'''Matthew:''' Webster's. You know, I'm sure, if you think naïve has to do with… I'm sure your "[[autism]]" is just some sort of blanket term for "retarded" for you. Isn't it?

'''Chris:''' I'll admit I have had some slow-minded moments. But I am certainly not ''totally'' retarded.

'''Matthew:''' No. I'm looking at my dictionary, you know what "naïve" means? It means "inexperienced." Not "unintelligent." I shouldn't be calling you naïve, I should just be calling you a dumbass. But you are naïve as well.

===Experience and Respect (1:52:36-1:57:38)===
'''Chris:''' I've got a lot more experience than you could imagine.

'''Matthew:''' [''chuckles'']

'''Chris:''' I have had twenty-seven years of experience.

'''Matthew:''' With what? Eating [[McDonald's]] and watching [[TV]]? Son, [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] is younger than you, and he has had far more experiences than you have. And I've had fifty-two years of experience.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, how about being pinned down by three teachers, a guidance counselor, and an elementary school… prinstapull… and having your screams and cries recorded on audiotape like a torture chamber?

'''Matthew:''' The hell are you talking about?

'''Chris:''' And have, I was pretty much in that situation there in, back in the fourth grade. They were scared of, scared of…

'''Matthew:''' What did you do, some kind of temper tantrum?

'''Chris:''' No, they were scared of me. They did not understand autism.

'''Matthew:''' So, what, you just had some kind of retard panic attack and they didn't know what to do?

'''Chris:''' I… it was not a retard! No… It was not! They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me as such. I even ended up with a rash on my neck from that thing, among other things! And we had to fight the school system, they wanted to put me in a [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School#The_.22institution.22|mental institution]]! But that was not…

'''Matthew:''' Because you NEED HELP. That's probably where you belong! And you call the other, you call Chris crazy… This is ridiculous.

'''Chris:''' I do not belong in a mental… If I had gone to a mental institution, I would not have graduated high school or gotten my certificate and degree in [[CADD|Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. I've moved up from what you would consider a retarded state of mind.

'''Matthew:''' I know retards with college degrees. They probably felt sorry for you. They probably just kinda let you through, that's probably what happened.

'''Chris:''' [''angry stress sigh, or perhaps spluttering with rage'']

'''Matthew:''' You know schools do that. And those other, I call them retards, but really, they're pretty good people. They actually did something with their degrees, believe it or not. People with Down's syndrome have done more than you. And that degree has done nothing for you.

'''Chris:''' It has done a lot, it has done a lot for me. It's given me the whole bunch of computer experience and potential that I have. And I will get an office job, and I will move out of this house, and I will run five miles!

'''Matthew:''' But you haven't done any of that. If you're gonna say it, then do it.

'''Chris:''' I would not be saying it if I was not going to do it. That is a promise.

'''Matthew:''' You better do it before Kacey runs back to a real man.

'''Chris:''' Okay then.

'''Matthew:''' Because I'm thinking that's going to happen pretty soon here. 27 years and you haven't changed.

'''Chris:''' Well, she did, she and I did not meet twenty-seven years ago, she and I met a few months ago.

'''Matthew:''' And you… and you haven't, she wasn't alive twenty-seven years ago. That doesn't even make any sense.

'''Chris:''' Well, what you said there a moment ago equally did not make much sense either. That was like you were implying, like as if she actually knew me my whole twenty-seven years.

'''Matthew:''' This is insulting to my intelligence, talking to you. You've shown me nothing but disrespect.

'''Chris:''' I have, I have…

'''Matthew:''' I'm sure you show Kacey hardly any more respect than you show me. I've been trying to open your eyes here.

'''Chris:''' I have shown you respect from the lot, for a while during the conversation.

'''Matthew:''' This is the kind of respect you show me, I would hate to see the kind of respect you show Kacey.

'''Chris:''' I show Kacey a lot of respect.

'''Matthew:''' You probably don't even respect her as a person…

'''Chris:''' I do res… I do respect her as a person!

===Chris is Creepy and Bad at Dating (1:57:38-2:08:38)===
'''Matthew:''' You know, her sister said you kept trying to touch her when you met her.

'''Chris:''' Because I was nervous at the time!

'''Matthew:''' You were NERVOUS? What the hell kind of response is that? You're nervous, so you try to touch, so you try to touch a girl? What the hell? That's… that's… that's just sick! That's my daughter, you're trying to touch a girl, you're trying to touch my daughter because you're nervous? Most people try to avoid touching people when they're nervous. Gah, I can't believe I just heard that, I should come and [[Kick the Autistic|kick your ass right now]]!

'''Chris:''' I only touched her shoulder! I thought it was a friend gesture!

'''Matthew:''' Her shoulder? You know, that didn't… I heard otherwise, I'm sorry.

'''Chris:''' Well, I'm sorry too.

'''Matthew:''' Did you try to kiss her?

'''Chris:''' No!

'''Matthew:''' Bullshit. She told her sister about what you did. I know. Are you telling me that Kacey lied?

'''Chris:''' I am not saying that. I am not saying that.

'''Matthew:''' You trying to tell me that… I heard you did all kinds of other weird shit. You tried to sniff her or something?

'''Chris:''' She was sharing her perfumes with me.

'''Matthew:''' I don't think so.

'''Chris:''' She wanted my, she wanted my opinion on which perfume smelled better.

'''Matthew:''' She gave it to you, she said she gave it to you in the bottle first. You could have just opened the bottle and sniffed, you didn't have to sniff ''her'' to do it. That's a little creepy.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, she wanted the perfume, she wanted me to give an honest opinion about… on her.

'''Matthew:''' You did it in front of her and her friend. Have you ever done this before? Is this something you do when you meet girls?

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, could you, could you, ah, repeat that?

'''Matthew:''' Have you… have you ever done this before, to another girl?

'''Chris:''' Mm… Yeah, well, we've been talking about the sniffing thing. I just want to make sure I understand what we're talking about here.

'''Matthew:''' Yes… anything, any of this creepy… shit. This touching, this kissing, that I've been told you try to do.

'''Chris:''' Well… first off I can definitely, honestly say that I have not kissed a girl yet…

'''Matthew:''' TRIED.

'''Chris:''' [[Emily#Kiss_fail|Or even tried to]].

'''Matthew:''' ''Really?'' [''scoffs'']

'''Chris:''' Truly.

'''Matthew:''' Yeah, I don't--I don't believe, I mean, I don't believe a word of that. [''stutters a bit''] How many dates have you even been on?

'''Chris:''' In my lifetime? [[Two's company snapshots|Only one]].

'''Matthew:''' Only one.

'''Chris:''' And this was a few months ago. Before I met Kacey.

'''Matthew:''' Before you met Kacey.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Matthew:''' And how did that--and how did that turn out? And how did she act to--how did she act toward you? What'd she think of you?

'''Chris:''' It turned out that girl just was not all that into me.

'''Matthew:''' I mean, Kacey met you around...around August, that was a couple of months ago. So how far along was this?

'''Chris:''' That one date was back in, was last June.

'''Matthew:''' [''stutters a bit again''] And now why exactly do you think she wasn't interested in you?

'''Chris:''' I don't know! I am not a mind-reader.

'''Matthew:''' ...but-s-so you can't think of a single reason why she might not have been interested in you?

'''Chris:''' .....yeah.

'''Matthew:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' I can honestly say that I cannot.

'''Matthew:''' I mean, you can't think of, maybe...I can think of a couple reasons right off the bat, why a girl would not have been into you. [''Chris scoffs''] I mean, I didn't even need to think about it. [''pause''] I mean, uh...I mean, you can't even take them on a real date.

'''Chris:''' I took her on a real date. Took her to [[Wikipedia:Applebee's|Applebee's]], and I paid for her, for what she ate and what she drank there.

'''Matthew:''' You paid for her. [''scoffs''] And how much--and how much was that?

'''Chris:''' That was about $10.

'''Matthew:''' $10.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Matthew:''' That's...$10 for dinner? Are you sure you just didn't go to McDonald's again?

'''Chris:''' [''indignant''] No, this was APPLEBEE'S. And Kim was there, she could tell you the same, she could tell you the same thing.

'''Matthew:''' So--so where would you take Kacey? You know, she's a pretty high-class girl. And I'm sure you probably didn't even tip.

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, I did not understand the second half of that sentence, after you said "Kacey is a high-class girl."

'''Matthew:''' I, you know, I y'know, you probably didn't--I said you probably didn't even tip. And, so where exactly are you going to take Kacey?

'''Chris:''' Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, I did tip.

'''Matthew:''' You even know how much you're supposed to tip?

'''Chris:''' About 15 or 20%.

'''Matthew:''' So, how much did you tip, then? If you paid $10?

'''Chris:''' I tipped a buck fifty.

'''Matthew:''' Really.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Matthew:''' That's still pretty cheap. I, you know, Kacey probably wouldn't like that if you tipped her that much. I mean, you know she's a waitress, right? Tips are pretty important to...to waitresses.

'''Chris:''' Yep, I understand that, tips are important. But still, 15% of 10 is a dollar fifty.

'''Matthew:''' Eee...that's true. Okay, so how much would you tip if you paid, say, $80 for dinner? Which is very possible, if you go to the kind of places Kacey likes to go.

'''Chris:''' Hm...let's see, hm...that would be about $12.

'''Matthew:''' You, so you would just pay $12, you wouldn't go up to, like, y'know, you wouldn't even just toss them a twenty or something? Can you even ''do'' math?

'''Chris:''' Well, I cannot say that my family is of the ''high-class, hoity-toity, rich type'', type of people. We are on average income.

'''Matthew:''' You could at least...they're not rich either, and they still left a twenty.

'''Chris:''' Well, good for them.

'''Matthew:''' You're not even on an income. I mean, income would be, like, y'know, you actually have a job. Man, Chris treats her so much better than you, shows her so much more respect.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I give you respect throughout the beginning of the conversation.

'''Matthew:''' You've given me nothing!

'''Chris:''' And then, and then, I started to feel insulted, from...being, from being talked down about, some, about some, about the honest...details I've talked about. And that she told you, like about the McDonald's and the video games and that sort of thing, when I am so much better than that.

'''Matthew:''' And I have not seen any of this, because...it probably doesn't exist.

'''Chris:''' It does exist.

'''Matthew:''' I mean, telling the truth isn't...it's not made of, uh, y'know, Pokeymans and all that.

'''Chris:''' It is not.

'''Matthew:''' I mean, and how are you better than all this? [''stutters in disbelief''] You're doing exactly, you know, you're doing just that, talking about stupid fucking Pokeymans and shit. That's all I'm really getting about you is...you do nothing but what exactly what you have said.

'''Chris:''' Okay, well, what can you...

'''Matthew:''' And you need to be better. Not say you could be better.

'''Chris:''' At least I am HONEST when I say I could be better. At least I don't go around lying, pretending that I am an astronaut.

'''Matthew:''' [''laughs in disbelief''] You're not! You're not being honest.

'''Chris:''' No, I have been honest. Otherwise I would have said that I was an astronaut, but that would be lying. And I have not been lying this conversation.

'''Matthew:''' Would have been a pretty bad lie, too.

'''Chris:''' I know, but that's just an example off the top of my head at the moment.

'''Matthew:''' You don't even have the eyes to be an astronaut, I mean, c'mon. You don't have the weight. You especially don't have the weight.

===What Are You Gonna Do Now? (2:08:38-2:18:03)===
'''Chris:''' [''Long silence''] Well… I'll just say that this has been a most experiencing conversation, and I wish you a pleasant evening. Take care, Mr. Devoria, and stay safe. And please give my most fondest regards to Kacey as well. I love her and I care about her very much.

'''Matthew:''' Don't you hang up on me! When did I say that this conversation was over?

'''Chris:''' Well. You could say the insult, and I'm getting tired of insults, I feel like I need to go, I feel like I need to go take a shower, and get ready to sleep. I mean, we are in the same time zone, it's ten after two right now.

'''Matthew:''' Well, actually, that's fine, you know, you can...you can go, you can whine and, you know, weasel your way out of this. You don't even deserve my daughter. I mean...what are you gonna do after this, y'know, what are you going to do tomorrow? You're going to get up, sleep, you're going to get up and play video games again. That's...that's--

'''Chris:''' I am not, I will not be that way, I am going to get up...and I'm going to be...finding a job in the office. And I am going to be jogging for fifteen to thirty minutes.

'''Matthew:''' I don't believe in--you know what Kacey's gonna do? She's gonna go to school, and she's gonna call Chris back. That's what she's gonna do.

'''Chris:''' [''Snide and superior''] Well, that's what you think she's gonna do. You do not control her.

'''Matthew:''' And you know why she's gonna do that? It's because she, because he's the one she wants. You know that song that she made for Chris? She made it for him. Not you. You know that song, that [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|"Whole New World,"]] from that Disney movie? She made that for him.

'''Chris:''' No, she told me she made that for me.

'''Matthew:''' Oh, no she didn't.

'''Chris:''' Oh yes she did!

'''Matthew:''' I think I know my daughter a little better than you do.

'''Chris:''' Well, I'll have to check with her on that.

'''Matthew:''' He even sang it for her! I mean, what really made you think it was for you?

'''Chris:''' Because she told me so herself!

'''Matthew:''' She told ME that she made it for him. Unless you're saying she's lying.

'''Chris:''' I'm not, I am not saying she's lying, because…

'''Matthew:''' And I saw that video. You didn't even know the lyrics to that song. You had to look it up. I could see the paper in your hand. And you had to sing over the words, you didn't even get the karaoke version or something. How could you possibly have known the lyrics?

'''Chris:''' I have watched the [[Wikipedia:Aladdin (film)|''Aladdin'']] movie a whole number of times. I would say greater than ten times. In my lifetime. At this point.

'''Matthew:''' And you know how I know that was made for him, and not you? Because that song was their song. They know it by HEART. And that has always been their song.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Matthew:''' You know they were going to sing it to each other at their wedding?

'''Chris:''' [''More silence''] I see.

'''Matthew:''' Well, this, this is really… this has really been enlightening. Learning about just how unworthy a person can be for my daughter. How much of a… I have to congratulate you, though, because you totally did a great job at getting Kacey and Chris back together. [''pause'']

'''Kacey:''' [''bursting in''] Seriously, Chris, how could you?!

'''Matthew:''' [''cracks the fuck up'']

'''Kacey:''' You've been so insulting to my father, and everything…di, uh… Chris would never have done this! Maybe I did make a wrong decision! [''stutters''] I don't think I can do this.

'''Chris:''' [''heavy sigh'']

'''Kacey:''' Maybe I was thinking of him all along, maybe I just displaced things. Just, I can't believe you would do this. You--yo--I was crying, and all you did was argue with my father. You didn't even care enough to check on me, or see if you could talk to me, Chris would never have done that. Chris would have demanded to talk to me right away and he would have calmed me down. [''pause''] And I mean, obviously you misunderstood me.

'''Chris:''' I guess… maybe I… did.

'''Kacey:''' You know what? I don't want you. I don't want this, I don't need this right now. I have so much going on with finals and everything, and this is the way you're going to act? Yeah. My father's right. You're going to have to do something HUGE. I mean, you can't even work on the comic you promised me, you made me a stupid ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' thing. Where the hell's the comic, Chris? You know what? You probably still won't make it. So, you know what? I-I can't do this. You need to totally reform your life. [''pause''] I mean, Chris would have come by. He would have driven the 2 hours just to comfort me once he heard I was crying.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, if I knew where you were I would have driven 2 hours as well. But I did not know…

'''Kacey:''' You know you won't! You always want me to come to you. It's stupid.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean… yeah, I would have asked, I mean, I did ask you for your address, but then… and I did ask you for your phone number.

'''Kacey:''' And I told you that you can't get it until you get my parents to trust you because you know they're overprotective! And you think this is the way you do it?! I bet you're not even gonna finish the comic! You can't even finish it tonight. Or anything. You can't do anything.

'''Chris:''' I can so.

'''Kacey:''' Well, obviously you're not motivated enough, because you haven't done anything like that. Like, you've promised me a song a long time ago, never got it. Chris has written me, like, 3 songs. You promised me tons of things, you never keep your promises. You just sit around playing video games, you made a stupid ''LittleBigPlanet'' thing for me. I mean, come on. All I wanted was the damn comic, all I wanted was you just to pay attention. You don't even pick up the phone anymore because of the trolls, because of the stress! I can't do this. I want a real man. [''long pause''] And thi--you can't even say anything. Dad, I think you're totally right.

'''Matthew:''' Yeah. Don't tell him where we live, I don't want my name and number, I don't want him to know my name and number.

'''Kacey:''' See?! Look what you done, Chris. Look what you've done! [''pause'']

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry.

'''Kacey:''' It's not like you're gonna do anything to make up for it. So you know what? I don't even care. Dad, you can do whatever, that's--thi--that's all he can say, I'm done.

'''Matthew:''' I don't know, I don't think I want to get in trouble…

'''Kacey:''' He's not, Chris, screw this.

'''Matthew:''' I don't want to get in trouble for beating the shit out of this faggot anyway.

'''Kacey:''' [''long pause''] I'm gonna go, this is too much for me. You can finish this off, Dad.

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry. [''typing and long pause''] I would like to say… good evening.

'''Matthew:''' [''long pause''] Ssssso... what are you gonna do now?

[''Tape runs out'']

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==External links==
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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?ddn91nknqahn87a mp3 of phone call]
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*Listen to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhp5WyvPWNI the call on YouTube]

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Affair with Mother

2021-10-02T03:06:32Z

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{{Incomplete}}
{{Honest}}

{{quote|You're supposed to say: "Turn me loose, you silly goose!" '''...You used to do that more flirtingly.'''|Chris to [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}

'''Incest''' refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. For years, trolls had joked that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]], in his desperation to find a [[boyfriend-free girl]], would eventually turn to [[Barbara|his mom]] based on the fact that the two were constantly in close proximity to one another and Chris made a few off-putting comments about fetishizing her. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though – but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody.

The exact date when Chris and Barb's incestuous affair began is not completely clear. Chris has claimed they started on 27 June,{{refn|group="note"|The only source for this date is Chris himself, who even admitted he wasn't completely sure of the precise date,<ref name=call>[[Incest#Transcript|Incest Discussion]]</ref> so take it with a grain of salt. As his [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|legal proceedings]] progress, we may discover more information on this front.}} but [[June 2021 social media posts|his social media presence in]] earlier in the month, may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her, and [[July 2021 social media posts|about a month later]], he claimed to be practicing his "signature sex move" – his description of which is eerily similar to how he would describe foreplay leading up to the dirty deed. Since that time, Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house.

This was revealed to the public on 29 [[July 2021]], when leaked audio from late into the month of June revealed that Chris had begun engaging in sexual activities with [[Barbara]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/></ref> [[Honest Content|Chris revealed this information of his own volition]] while talking with [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke]], and the leaked audio and subsequent text messages between the two which showed that Chris had discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her.{{cite}} He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's father [[Bob]], who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her {{w|G-spot}}.

In early August, Chris was [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and is currently being held without bail – pending trial]].

==Prior events==
Over a decade before the incest saga, Chris answered a [[Common Questions|fan question]] regarding cousin marriage and whether or not it was as bad as [[Homos|homosexual]] marriage. Chris expressed extreme disgust in his answer. replying that "Cousin-Marriage is just as Terrible and Unholy as MARRYING YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER!". At the time, he put incestuous marriage on the same level as homosexual marriage, calling both of them "unholy".<ref>[[Common Questions#5 January 2010]]</ref> Obviously, this stance - along with his original stance on homosexuality - changed at some point.

In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adulthood. It has been keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris had used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many Christorians have noted that potential hints or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as October 2015, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement for the [[pepper spray]] incident, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion.<ref>[[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing]]</ref> As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as [[Magi-Chan]], referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Furthermore, in August 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother in a Facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother".<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref> Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwi Farms that following the [[2014 house fire]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>

==Leaks==
{{Dated}}
In the leaks, it is alleged that Chris and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.
{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, the then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. The she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played down there by hand. | Text message from Chris to an unknown troll{{cite}}}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities{{cite}}}}

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillon Thomas.<ref name="admission">https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147 [https://web.archive.org/web/20210730230533/https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147 (archive)]</ref>

Prior to the allegations being revealed to the public, Chris informed [[Null]] about the fact that he found a [[boyfriend-free girl]], although he wanted her identity to remain secret. He offered multiple hints about the identity of his new [[sweetheart]], but told Null that he wanted him to figure out who it was. Null was initially skeptical of the incest claims, since the [[Idea Guys]] previously coerced him into recording a (then untrue) statement that he had raped Barb, and believed that this could be another instance of similar manipulation. Null hypothesized that Chris was attempting to protect the identity of his new girlfriend by making up an elaborate lie, but eventually came to realize that Chris had been having frequent sex with Barb upon reviewing Chris's hints.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref>


===Transcript===
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'''CHRIS''': "Um, so yeah [[Barbara|she's]] got a really sensitive G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, [[Bob|Mr. C]], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands, they... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."

'''BELLA''': "Right... right..."

'''CHRIS''': "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."

'''BELLA''': "[coughs]"

'''CHRIS''': "...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus."

'''BELLA''': "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push it with <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[The Suitress]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."

'''CHRIS''': "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah, right."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] before they can register as well."

'''BELLA''': "But how are you feeling, Christine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, there is a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, it is."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."

'''BELLA''': "You always have -- I, okay..."

'''CHRIS''': "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."

'''BELLA''': "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on Christory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"

'''CHRIS''': "I approached her with care and caution..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm?"

'''CHRIS''': "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."

'''BELLA''': "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."

'''BELLA''': "That's good."

'''CHRIS''': "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."

'''BELLA''': "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?"

'''CHRIS''': "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."

'''BELLA''': "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"

'''CHRIS''': "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."

'''BELLA''': "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."

'''BELLA''': "Really? Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"

'''CHRIS''': "We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 27th."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Does your mother enjoy it?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."

'''BELLA''': "She is? She's having a good time?"

'''CHRIS''': "She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out."

'''BELLA''': "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, really?"

'''CHRIS''': "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."

'''BELLA''': "But you recently started dating <nowiki>[</nowiki>the Suitress<nowiki>]</nowiki>, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."

'''BELLA''': "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, uh, she's not."

'''BELLA''': "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, she's okay."

'''BELLA''': "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"

'''CHRIS''': "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown..."

'''BELLA''': "Uh-huh."

'''CHRIS''': "...my tooth."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, did you?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "Right. That's true, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi-, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you Christine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."

'''BELLA''': "You don't want anyone who's younger?"

'''CHRIS''': "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."

'''CHRIS''': "Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm."

'''CHRIS''': "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."

'''BELLA''': "Right."

'''CHRIS''': "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, God. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."

'''BELLA''': "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."

'''BELLA''': "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
}}

== The gory details ==

{{Protip| Texts detailing BDSM roleplay are fakes made by Bella in her 'master plan' to blackmail Chris. With that said, this list is still not entirely reliable, as details may vary and because Chris is [[List of Chris's Lies|typically not interested in honesty in these scenarios]].}}

In case you have some kind of morbid curiosity of how the incest could have went down, here is a list of "activities" that Chris had allegedly done to with his mother:

#'''Massages'''<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Signature sex move]]</ref> - Presumably full body ones since it included her legs; this is probably the same type of massage he gave to [[Mia Hamm]].
#'''Kissing''' - Apparently did not involve tongues.
#'''Outer Course''' - Rubbing her pussy with his fingers and hands, this happened at least twice before the next step, probably more.
#'''Intercourse''' - By this, he means fingering her.
#'''Cunnilingus''' - Eating her out, [[Chris and his ego|claims he's good at it]]. No information about if she returned the favour.
#'''Penetration''' - Vaginal, apparently with the use of a condom.
#'''Cuddling''' - According to his letters from jail, Chris had supposedly "cuddled" with Barb in the times of incest.<ref>[[Chris's letter from jail#Transcribed letter|Jail Letter]]</ref>
#'''Soul-Bonding and Healing''' - The same letters also have him claiming that [[Emanuel]] told him to have sex with Barb in order to "heal" her and "cleanse her of her sins". [[Bella]] would use this as a means of encouraging Chris to continue with the incest in the leaked incest calls.

According to [[Null]], Chris had been buying large amounts of sex toys and lingerie from Adam and Eve for several months prior to committing his acts.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPjmy3K7uT8</ref> What sex toys Chris potentially used, or if they were used at all, is uncertain.

==Consequences==
{{Main|August 2021 Arrest and Court Case}}

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest – sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. Chris was swiftly removed from his home by an Emergency Protective Order, then arrested the next day. Since then, he has been held without bail in Central Virginia Regional Jail, awaiting trial.<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Press release]</ref> If Barb consented, she could be charged as a willing participant. If Barb did ''not'' consent, as some have speculated that she may be incapable of that, Chris's potential sentence could be significantly longer given the severity of a rape charge.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and the law]]
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]]
==Notes==
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==References==

[[Category:Things Chris once hated but now likes]]

Isabella Loretta Janke

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'''Isabella Loretta Janke''' (born 18 August 2001),<ref name="newOP">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-op-general-discussion-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-kelly-osborn-10anon.98702/ (New OP + General Discussion) Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - Chris Troll, Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Suicide Pusher, Crusty, Musty Ass Bitch]</ref> also known as '''ILJ''', '''Bella''' or '''Kelly Osborn''', is the sociopathic, foot fungus-ridden<ref name="SummaryThread"/> leader of a [[troll|trolling]] ring based at Texas Tech University,<ref name="BellaThread"/> best known for her participation in a leaked [[July 2021]] call in which [[Chris]] revealed that he had been having an [[incest|incestuous]] relationship with [[Barbara|his mother]]. It was later revealed that she extorted him out of significant sums of money required for Barb's care,<ref name="BellaThread">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/ Isabella Loretta Janke, the Chris-Chan Incest Troll, and Her Clique of Extremely Sick People]</ref> and some even suspect that she was the one who coaxed Chris into having sex with his mother in the first place, though there is no conclusive evidence for the latter as of this writing.<ref name="SummaryThread">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/isabella-loretta-janke-summary-thread.97658 Isabella Loretta Janke Summary Thread]</ref>

Isabella is arguably the worst and most dangerous troll to have ever targeted Chris, having malicious intentions that somehow manage to overshadow [[BlueSpike|every]] [[Idea Guys|single]] [[Teen Troon Squad|previous]] [[Jacob Sockness|controversial]] troll before her. Isabella's sadistic personal life was exposed not long after [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed her: she is known to be a white supremacist (despite being mixed race herself),<ref name="latina"/> animal abuser, and fetishist for all things unholy (including incest, snuff, bestiality, zoosadism, [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|scat]], [[Pedofork|pedophilia]] and ''[[Anime|Naruto]]'').<ref name="SummaryThread"/><ref>[https://archive.md/HxcHV Bizarre Naruto fanfic written by Bella]</ref> Even before meeting Chris, she was known for bullying and blackmailing other students to the point of suicide, all with the help of her cult-like circle of friends. This page is solely focused on Bella's interactions with Chris, but for more information, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] has an article on her which goes into much deeper detail on her disturbing pastimes and abhorrent hygiene than this page likely ever will.

Isabella's reasons for trolling Chris were extremely dark. Whether or not she was the main culprit behind the [[Incest]] saga is unclear, but it is known that she was intending to gather incriminating information from Chris and blackmail him; her intentions were most likely to either extort Chris out of large sums of money (which he simply didn't have, since he was 200 dollars in debt) or to try and use the information or get Chris to commit suicide or self-harm, which her cult was known to have done in the past.<ref name="SummaryThread"/><ref name="_phobia">[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/ac615726-189b-4745-8a1b-3182e7f31f26-png.2433986/ Miscellaneous - Transphobia, Homophobia, More]</ref>

However, after the audio of the incest call was leaked, Bella was soon doxxed by the [[Kiwi Farms]], and her whole plan unravelled in just a few weeks. With Chris now [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|in jail]] and thus unable to be contacted or manipulated, it is unlikely that Bella will take any further action. This is especially so after her aforementioned dirty laundry was dumped all over the internet, with thousands of new people learning about her horrifying exploits unrelated to Chris. Ironically enough, in trying to ruin the life of a lolcow, Isabella became a lolcow herself, and serves as a cautionary tale to [[Weens|those seeking to make a name for themselves off of CWC.]]

==Interactions with Chris==

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===Early interactions===

It is unclear exactly when Bella first met Chris, but some users on the Kiwi Farms have speculated that one of their first face-to-face interactions happened on 31 July 2019 at a Rubik's Cube convention in Baltimore. However, her interest in Chris would not be sparked again until some time in early 2020, when she began watching [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]. Their next interaction would not happen until July of that year.

On 5 February 2021, Bella was likely involved with [[Taser Discussion|a plot by a Watchman to get Chris to taze himself]] in order to activate the [[Dimensional Merge]].<ref name="taser">[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1629324910734-png.2457250/ Taser Discord screenshots]</ref>

===The incest scandal===

{{Protip|Despite what you may have been led to believe, although she encouraged him after discovering the incest, Bella did ''not'' force Chris to [[rape]] his mother. Chris was doing this long before he conversed with her about it,<ref>[[Incest#Transcript|Incest call]]</ref> and has expressed positive views on incest dating as far back as [[2016]].<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook_posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>}}

On some unknown date, but believed to be as early as 20 April 2020, Bella hatched an idea to have Chris eventually be blackmailed to commit suicide. The earliest known mention of this had happened on 19 June, 2021. In order to do this, Bella would rally up several people to help her out with this plan, which included other students from TTU and people outside of TTU that had some degree of familiarity with Chris. Many of these recruits were also members of two distinct "chess-club" Discord servers run by Bella.

In July 2021, Bella recorded a call of her and Chris discussing Chris's incest with Barb, most likely for blackmail purposes.<ref name="BellaThread"/> Despite Chris going into [[Honest Content|graphic detail]] about the act, Bella acted nonchalant throughout, and even encouraging at times. Judging by the fact that it took until late July for this audio to be leaked by the Everfree Suitress, it is likely that Bella would have simply continued with her plan and allowed Chris to continue his behavior indefinitely. When the Suitress eventually did leak the conversation, Bella's response only further confirmed this.

In the intervening time, several of the trolls involved created a collection of fake texts in which Chris supposedly admitted to having BDSM-style sex with Barb. This was likely related to Bella's long-term plot to make Chris commit suicide in some way, but how exactly these were planned to be used had the original incest call audio not been leaked prematurely is unclear.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/how-bella-faked-the-bdsm-text-an-analysis-and-timeline.97948/ How Bella Faked the BDSM Text: An Analysis and Timeline]</ref>

===Aftermath===

On the 30th of July, the incest phone call involving Bella was unexpectedly leaked to the public by one of her associates. Immediately, Bella tried to do everything in her power to distance herself from the now-growing drama. One of the first things she decided to do to remedy this was shift the blame of any damaging effects that may occur onto the Everfree Suitress. (More on that later.)

In the end, this whole charade didn't do much other than inflict unnecessary psychological harm onto the Suitress, as by this point, it had already been made abundantly clear to everyone who was paying attention that Bella was a compulsive liar and was not to be trusted.

Eventually, Bella herself was doxxed, not in small part due to one '''Louis Herz''' - one of Bella's own cronies - posting an image of Bella’s mistreated rescue dog.<ref name=“LouisThread”>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/louis-herz-ternarymercury-bellas-best-friend-and-primary-defender.97621 Louis Herz / TernaryMercury - Bella's Best Friend and Primary Defender - Femboy Bigot of the Chess Club]/</ref> After her personal information was leaked, Isabella went into desperate - albeit futile - damage control, using sockpuppet accounts on [[4Chan]], [[Reddit]], and [[Kiwi Farms]] to rant about how the info regarding her was fake, exaggerated, and/or a psyop conspiracy led by [[transgender]] puppetmasters. Unfortunately for her, this was to no avail - as of August, there are dedicated, active threads on Kiwi Farms for Bella and all of her cronies. With such a unique name, these threads will likely be the first things any future employers see when they google Bella's name. Ironically, Bella has become just as unemployable and infamous as Chris himself.

==Associates==
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During her plot, Bella manipulated and/or enlisted many people to help her out with her plans. Some of them were genuinely unaware of Bella's true intentions, while others had intentions as equally as depraved as hers. Though, given her known plans for [[Isabella Loretta Janke#The Everfree Suitress|one particular associate]], as well as the fact that she had driven at least one TTU student to suicide, and how she eventually decided to backstab almost all of her associates directly after the leaks by doxxing them, it may turn out she had nefarious plans for many of the people listed below.

===The Everfree Suitress===

{{Protip|Like with the [[Wallflower]], the true identity of this person will be concealed by the CWCki, even though it is an open secret.

However, ''unlike'' with the Wallflower, we decided entirely for ourselves that the true identity of the Everfree Suitress will not be disclosed on this wiki. The Suitress was manipulated by Bella, then thrown under the bus, repeatedly doxxed mercilessly by her and her cronies, and framed as being behind the whole affair - all for rightfully leaking the [[Incest#Transcript|incest call]] to the public.

Note that none of this is meant to portray her as a hero - the Suitress has shown [[Ween|weenish]] tendencies herself, most notably attempting to use throwaway accounts to join the Bella hate bandwagon, even when she was banned from using the Internet.

''Nevertheless, usage of her real or screen name(s), or more importantly attempting to connect any names with this codename, will result in a permanent ban. Also, for the love of God, do not attempt to contact her.''}}

One of the most important people Bella had gathered to help her with her plans was a young autistic woman who had organically formed a crush on Chris and was a former moderator of the Chris Chan subreddit. For the sake of anonymity, said woman will be referred to as "'''The Everfree Suitress'''", or more simply "'''The Suitress'''" for aforementioned reasons.

The Suitress was originally planned to be sent with Chris on a trip to the [[My Little Pony|brony]] convention [[Everfree Northwest]], part of her codename's namesake. According to Discord leaks, Bella planned to have the Suitress and Chris copulate during the convention, and record it. The exact purpose for this is unknown, but Bella, sexually attracted to the Suitress in the past, had also claimed in those same leaks that she planned to "steal" the Suitress for herself.

Despite all of this elaborate scheming, Chris did not seem to show very much interest in the Suitress at this point, and a lot more interest for Bella. This made things more difficult for Bella, as when she tried to book a room for the both herself and the Suitress, Chris kept insisting that a room be booked for both him and her.

===Sean Walker===
See also: [[Watchmen#The_WCT|The WCT]]
[[File:BiggusDorkus.png|thumb|An old photo of Sean Walker]]
'''Sean Walker''', known on Kiwi Farms as '''Psychic Espeon''', or elsewhere as '''The Wildcat''', '''WCT''', '''Neko Onyx''', and plenty of other pseudonyms,<ref name="WCTThread>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sean-walker-psychic-espeon-wct-wildcat-neko.97689 Sean Walker / @Psychic Espeon / Lainchu / WCT / WildCat / Neko (etc.) - Self-described "Final Protagonist of Christory", spree-killer fanboy, connected to Bellagate]</ref> is a former Watchmen member and self-proclaimed as "one of the final protagonists".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sean-walker-psychic-espeon-lainchu-wct-wildcat-neko-etc.97689/post-9742266</ref> He has also claimed himself to be a "successor" of [[Null|Joshua Moon]] of the Kiwi Farms, even having one of his pseudonyms be "Conner",<ref name="WCTThread/> Josh's middle name, for white-knighting Chris.

Sean was a key ally of Bella in spreading disinformation to throw off observers: He conspired with Bella to frame the Suitress,<ref name="WCTThread/> and was the one who released and spread fake messages of Chris admitting to BDSM with Barbara.<ref name="newOP/>

More importantly, Bella's plot to have Chris kill himself was most likely inspired by Sean's previous manipulations of Chris. Sean was a long time follower of fellow lolcow and mass shooter Randy Stair, who eventually committed {{w|Eaton Township Weis Markets shooting|a mass shooting}} and killed himself in a bizarre plot to reincarnate as a cartoon character. It is speculated that Bella intended to have Chris commit suicide in a similar fashion, having Chris kill himself in an attempt to finally complete the Dimensional Merge. Based on Sean's behavior from this time, it's almost certain that he knew of the end goal of Bella's plot.<ref name="WCTThread/>

===GiBi===
'''Devon John''', better known by his YouTube name '''GiBi''', is a YouTuber specializing in Chris-centric content since 2019. He would upload videos summarizing Chris's weekly activity, while giving commentary, typically in the form of reading articles from this very wiki. He was desperate to showcase the events of this scandal early for his YouTube channel.

Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of the Suitress, GiBi then leaked her phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see. GiBi then took the video down three hours after he uploaded it after he was getting criticized for leaking the Suitress' personal information, when no other evidence was given that she was responsible. <ref name="GiBi's delayed deletion of said video.">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/page-192#post-9631507/ Timestamp between uploads.]</ref>. GiBi then claimed that the reason the phone number was left intact was because the uploading of the video was held back by three hours, and to "allow the people discussed" in the video to make sure he hasn't doxxed the wrong person. These "people" included Bella and "his friend", alleged to be Sean Walker. <ref name="Gibi lies about an upload delay.">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thread-retired-isabella-loretta-janke-bella-the-chris-chan-incest-troll-and-her-clique-of-extremely-sick-people.96787/post-9631410/ Gibi on an upload delay.]</ref> GiBi decided to upload the video a second time without removing the Suitress' phone number, spreading her personal information to even more people, but deleted that video after only two minutes for unknown reasons. GiBi had also attempted to upload the video a third time.<ref name="GiBi's third attempt.">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/devon-john-youtuber-gibi-spread-lies-for-bella-doxed-a-victim-hung-out-with-weens.97655/page-18#post-9824320/ Devon John / YouTuber GiBi spread lies for Bella, doxed a victim, hung out with weens - Still more links to bad actors in CWC sphere emerge, Devon silent.]</ref>

In the end, this whole charade didn't do much other than inflict unnecessary psychological harm onto the Suitress, as by this point, it had already been made abundantly clear to everyone who was paying attention that Bella was a compulsive liar and was not to be trusted.

== See also ==
* [[Incest]]
* [[Carpetbaggers]]

== References ==
<references/>
{{People}}
{{Sagas}}
[[Category:Trolls]]

Chris in the media

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Darkbind:

[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
{{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#References to Chris}}

[[Chris]] and ''[[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]'' have occasionally made it to the attention of the '''media''' spotlight, in [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines, [[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)|podcasts]] and [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]].

Chris's legendary status as the first mainstream lolcow also catches the attention of many Internet commentators and entertainers, who would often include him and his creations from as a tongue-in-cheek cameo to a major multi-part documentary.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''{{w|Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch}}'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shojo Beat]]===
{{main|Shojo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===''Daily Progress''===

====2007====
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in their local newspaper, the ''Charlottesville Daily Progress''.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/rummage-sale-goes-all-year/article_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html</ref>

{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}

====2017====

[[File:Dailyprogress print cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in his [[unicorn cosplay]].]]

A decade later, on 16 [[September 2017]], Chris was photographed by ''Daily Progress'' staff at a [[Cville Pride]] event.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/gallery/cville-pride-festival/collection_58055de6-9b2a-11e7-b098-83d0250a47fb.html#tncms-source=endcard-gallery</ref>

==== 2021 ====
Chris would make the pages of the ''Daily Progress'' yet again on 2 [[August 2021]], this time in connection with his arrest for incest.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref>

{{clear}}

===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in {{w|Boston|Boston}}. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts {{w|Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean}}. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]].

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on {{w|G4 (TV channel)|G4}}'s ''{{w|Web Soup|Web Soup}}'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|If you didn't know who Chris was, would you think anything of this?]]

On 25 September 2011, ''{{w|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids}}'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130508181808/http://joshreads.com/?p=10951]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''{{w|Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show}}'' on {{w|Sirius XM Radio}}, which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''{{w|Houston Press}}'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]

MTV's show ''{{w|Failosophy}}'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 1:22 for his appearance.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg|ChrisChanOnMTVsFailosophy}}
}}

Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "{{w|Undressed}}"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, [[LULZ]]y, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''Failosophy''.}}

He provided more thoughts on the scene in [[Gal Pal E-mails 4|emails to a gal pal]]:

{{quotebox| On the flipside and current topic, I had just learned last night from a random check on the Troll forum about "Failosophy" and their highlighting a photo of myself that was Trolled from me by Jacklyn the years ago.

<nowiki>*Spoiler Alert*</nowiki>. Jamie Lee would not date me, and she would jail me over the "ugly couch". The episode is online at MTV.com, and it is available for sale in SD and HD on iTunes. I am feeling really pissed off about this. I have alerted Rob Bell about it, and pray that Suing MTV or the "Failosophy" cast is a doable option. Nobody asked for my permission or made me sign a waiver.

I am feeling in between the good of my day yesterday, and the bad of Failosophy, so I am off and on on feeling good and bad right now.}}

Chris reached out to the show's host, Hasan Minhaj, to complain. Minhaj responded, saying that he had been told all the people whose photos were featured on the show had provided consent and apologized if that was not the case for Chris:

{{quotebox| Yes, I agree the photo is definitely one of my better ones, among all of the rest similarly nude pics and videos. :( The White MALE was the one who used the word "marriage". UGH! And worse, the woman would not only Not Date me, but have me thrown in jail over a couch that my [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Aunt Harriet]] gave to me years ago. And not only is it a couch, but it is also a fold-out bed.

I have not yet heard a reply from Rob, but I will call him later today, and let him know about the emails, since there is the chance he was too busy to check.

And there is a small, possible light towards a resolution. I have found contact with the host of "Failosophy", Hasan Minhaj, on facebook, from the "Failosophy" page's about section. http://ww.facebook.com/pages/Hasan-Minhaj/41284651271 I have contacted Hasan with the following:

Hello. I was just made aware of your show on MTV, "Failosophy", when I had heard that a photograph, that I had taken myself, for a woman, fell into the possession of Internet Trolls/Cyber-Bullies, was featured and mocked on your show in the fourth episode alongside two old men with bacon and plushies. I have already been trolled and bullied for over five difficult years. What you are doing on your show is Promoting Trolling, and Trolling is Bullying. Not a lot of people take kindly to Bullying, and I do not take kindly to Trolling.

Tell your crew and crap-filled producers that for Promoting Trolling, you all will Pay unto everyone you have further emotionally damaged and embarrassed on television.

I am not a fan of "Failosophy", and I despise your kind of people continuing to Troll for the LULZ.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler,

Ruckersville, VA, USA.

He swiftly replied:

Thank for being in touch. That wasn't my intention at all. I agree that trolling is just a digital form of bullying. I was told that all the photos on the show have been signed off as ok to be used on air from the original owners/people who took the photos. I'm only ok with doing these jokes as long as the people who took them are in on the joke as well. If that didn't happen with your photo I am truly very sorry. Please accept my apology because that wasn't my intention at all. If there's anything I can do please let me know.

Best,

Hasan

I then replied requesting his more direct contact info, offering my email address and iPhone number, and that I would think it over and consult with my people (Rob Bell). I sincerely think there is a chance of a legal lawsuit, with a settlement. But those details are being discussed between me and Rob at the moment. But according to Hassan's reply, the photos do need to be signed off as ok for airing, FROM the Original Owners/People who Took Them. I took the photo myself, and was not informed beforehand, so chances should be fair to good.

I just have to wait and see what Rob says.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===''OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes'' ===
[[File:OkKOstoryboard.jpg|thumb|The original storyboard initially made the reference more blatant]]
In the pilot episode "Lakewood Plaza Turbo", Carol tells his son K.O. to defend the plaza "to the extreme", a direct reference to the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. This was confirmed by the show's creator, Ian Jones-Quartey, who later stated that the reference was "even more blatant in the original storyboard".<ref>https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/981619296408190976</ref>

===WCAV-TV===
{{main|2014 house fire}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[2014 house fire|fire at Chris's house]] that occurred in the early morning hours of 10 [[January 2014]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

===''New York'' Magazine===
On 19 [[July 2016]], {{w|New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine}} featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.

The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.

===''Sonic Boom''===
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he has many similarities to Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.

Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===UVA Remembers Pulse===

{{main|UVA Remembers Pulse}}

On 12 [[June 2017]] Chris was interviewed at this event, quoted on text and video, by the same station which had interviewed him decades earlier for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].

===Newsradio WINA===
[[File:Pride-Festival-2017-at-Pavilion-091617-CC.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Chris was photographed at [[Cville Pride]].<ref>http://wina.com/news/064460-pride-festival-happens-in-new-venue/</ref>

===dodie===
{{Infobox/video
|name= dodie - Monster
|video= {{#ev:youtube|BPBBZyAlu7c}}
}}

Sonichu makes a cameo in dodie's music video for "Monster", around the 45-second mark. He appears on a poster as one of the many monsters looking for love. The text on the poster (though partially covered by others) appears to say that he is "Looking for a [[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free monster]]", indicating some familiarity with Chris's antics.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MONSTER by dodie | BEHIND THE SCENES
|video= {{#ev:youtube|3dpkfUzhQJ4}}
}}

In the behind the scene video, hosted by the music video's director, we are given a clearer picture of the poster at the 11:50 mark. The cameo, who was named "Mayor CWC", was claimed by the director to be included out of peer pressure.
{{-}}

===chris†††===
[[File:Sacrificiallambcover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''sacrificial lamb'' cover art.]]
[[File:Deepdarktrenchcover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''deep dark trench'' cover art.]]
Vaporwave artist chris††† used two scenes from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] of Sonichu and Rosechu over a cross and over the American flag as the cover arts to his extended play ''sacrificial lamb'' and album ''deep dark trench'' respectively.

===New York Magazine===
Chris is briefly mentioned in a July 2016 article on Kiwi Farms.<ref>[http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html]</ref>

===PopKill===
Incelcore artist PopKill created a song comparing himself to Chris in 2021, and it was released as part of his titular album.

{{Infobox/video
|name= PopKill - Chris Chan
| stardate = 19 January 2021
|video= {{#ev:youtube|DNB6F70m9aQ}}
}}
<poem>I've got no damn plans
I'm just like Chris-chan
My life's in the can
I'll never be a man
on my own I can't stand
I need a helping hand
My life never began
Cause I'm just like Chris-chan

I'm smelly overweight
I'll never procreate
I'm an incel, filled with hate
My life began too late
I'm an incel, filled with hate
My life began too late</poem>

===Paradise PD===
[[File:ParadisePDSonichuCameo.jpg|thumb|250px]]
In the ''[[Wikipedia:Paradise PD|Paradise PD]]'' episode ""Top Cops" (12 [[March 2021]]), an image of Sonichu's head can be seen on the back of a fake [[Pokémon]] card. This was confirmed by animator Perry Hull, who added it as an Easter egg after learning about Chris by watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''. <ref>https://twitter.com/perryhull/status/1370884184361828356</ref>

=== Daily Mail ===
The ''Daily Mail'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 3 August 2021.<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9857365/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-faces-incest-charges-involving-79-year-old-dementia-suffering-mom.html</ref>

=== Dnes ===
Bulgarian tabloid ''Dnes'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 5 August 2021. The article refers to him with his former male name and uses masculine pronouns to refer to him throughout, also describing him as mentally-ill.<ref>https://i.redd.it/a3h4gxt13uf71.jpg</ref>

==Nonfiction==
===Cambridge University Press===
In their textbook "Colloquial English: Structure and Variation" listed a threatening comment Chris made to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Tito]] as an example of slang.<ref>[https://books.google.com/books?id=NAdZDwAAQBAJ&pg=PA52&lpg=PA52&dq=tito+got+no+luck+against&source=bl&ots=PLjY0F2sXF&sig=ACfU3U3HsPBqj-R0o8dLoovEsizi_A6T8Q&hl=en&ppis=_c&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigt6OTmvrlAhXimeAKHTK0CWYQ6AEwAnoECAkQAQ#v=snippet&q=sonichu&f=false]</ref>

===Warhol / Chris Chan===
{{main|Warhol / Chris Chan}}

==Major Internet media==
{{see also|Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)}}

===Fark.com===
The Internet portal {{w|Fark|Fark}} linked to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of ''20 Worst Internet Losers'', posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [https://web.archive.org/web/20170619153926/http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Something Awful===
Something Awful is a comedy website where Chris was first revealed to the world on October 26, 2007.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Sonic the hog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of {{w|Something Awful}}'s “Webcam Ward”, hosted by the team behind Retsupurae, is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite {{w|Nicole Richie}} posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of {{w|Benji Madden}}, brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) {{w|Joel Madden}}.

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], Sonichu was briefly mentioned during a "Free Stuff Friday" video on Sega of America's YouTube channel.

{{quotebox|'''Male Employee''': [''while pulling out a Super [[Sonic]] plush''] Um, this one's on its own? 
'''Female Employee''': Sonichu? 
'''Male Employee''': ''No.'' 
'''Female Employee''': [''laughs'']}}

While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it does show at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer {{w|Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian}}, best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F.<ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities", he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===''Ensign Sue Must Die''===
[[File:EnsignSueSonichuReference.jpg|thumb|300px]]
Sonichu makes a cameo as one of the many "Mary Sues" in the Sonic Universe in the second story arc of the webcomic.

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on {{w|Cracked.com|Cracked}}'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>
[[File:CWCCrackedagain.jpg|thumb|200px|#2 on Fans Who Completely and Utterly Lost Their Minds.]]
Chris would later be indirectly referenced again on 6 [[August 2018]] as #2 of "24 Times Fans Completely And Utterly Lost Their Minds" for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], which led to the event that happened on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1019-24-times-fans-completely-utterly-lost-their-minds/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns, and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
{{main|Reddit}}
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/chrischansonichu", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. However, it's marked as NSFW, making it difficult to find.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom: rage]</ref>

On 1 [[September 2016]], a post which promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, defunct website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150102005936/http://www.designntrend.com:80/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link was apparently [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?

{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports, and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===The Jimquisition===
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref>

===Adam Baldwin's twitter===
On 5 December 2015, actor {{w|Adam Baldwin}} tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supporitve of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref>
===Gawker===
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website {{w|Gawker}} wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref>

===Return of Kings===
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of controversial neomasculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the-most-omega-place-on-the-internet]</ref>

===Zip Zap===
{{Infobox/video
|name= MANGLENN | DeviantArt Rants #1
|video= {{#ev:youtube|iH3icqBO8Vw}}
}}
German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].

===Milo Yiannopoulos===
On 20 January 2017, former editor of Breitbart News Milo Yiannopoulos spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H. W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H. W. Bush flew a {{w|Grumman TBF Avenger}} torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:

{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.|Milo Yiannopoulos, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}

A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy, seemingly derived '''solely''' on the photo itself. Jump to 1:13:02 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MILO At University Of Washington: Cyberbullying Isn't Real
|video= {{#ev:youtube|ePF78xrzSQY}}
}}

===Kotaku===
In the Kotaku article [http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453 ''What People Miss When They Use 'Autistic' As An Insult''], writer Cecilia D'Anastasio points to Chris and ''Sonichu'', along with the actions of [[trolls]] on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as part of the reason "[[autism]] came to be associated with impassioned gamers." The article seemed sympathetic to Chris, though Cecilia acknowledged in a comment that many of his views are offensive and that she does not endorse them, but also claimed that "[Chris's] personal beliefs are not entirely relevant to my article’s main themes".

===3GI===
{{main|Shrek Retold}}
On 15 November 2018, a Youtuber by the name of 3GI released a trailer for ''Shrek Retold'', a feature-length collaboration of the first Shrek movie. It featured over 200 contributors, each with their own styles. One of them is none other than Chris himself. The collab was released on 29 November 2018. Chris's work is in the 0:55 mark.

{{infobox/video
|name= Shrek Retold - Official Trailer
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB5ib4ouxes&t}}
}}

{{main|Sonic Rebuilt}}
A year later on 8 November 2019, 3GI released a trailer for their next feature-length collaboration, this time for ''Sonic Rebuilt'', based on the 1996 OVA series of Sonic the Hedgehog. Like the previous project, Chris is one of the participants.

{{infobox/video
|name= Sonic the Hedgehog - Reanimated (GET INVOLVED!)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2u-UvgDdFs}}
}}

===IGN===
In a video by IGN, James Marsden, the actor playing Tom Wachowski in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic movie]] is quizzed on his knowledge on Sonic trivia. One of the question asked is if Sonichu is a unlockable character in [[Sonic Forces]]. Marsden guessed incorrectly.

{{infobox/video
|name= James Marsden Takes the Ultimate Sonic the Hedgehog Quiz
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S6ihWAAGQc}}
}}

===Adam Ellis===
[[File:AdamEllisSonichu.jpg|thumb|200px|]]
Webcomic artist Adam Ellis released a comic depicting a baby Sonichu from the result of a sex session between [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]].

===Edmund McMillen===
On May 26th, 2020 game developer Edmund Mcmillen, largely known for creating Super Meat Boy and The Binding Of Isaac held a livestream regarding his upcoming card game "Tapeworm".
Within the background of the video, a framed photograph of Chris can be seen.

{{infobox/video
|name= the 2 days left super stream!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BORLjh-WSl8}}
}}

McMillen also follows Chris' twitter account, and has stated during a follow-up livestream that his favorite saga was the Megan Saga and the creation of the first few issues of Sonichu. He later commissioned Chris to create artwork for the Binding of Isaac: Four Souls card game, but the commission was rescinded on 1 August 2021, in light of the [[incest]] allegations.<ref>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/isaacfoursouls/the-binding-of-isaac-4-souls-requiem/posts/3254814</ref>

===Antoons===
Former YouTube animator turned Alt-Right cartoonist replied to a detractor on Twitter who accused him of being a ripoff of another Alt-Right cartoonist named Stonetoss with a collage of various Internet animation icons that date back to the early 2000s. Sonichu is visible in the upper right hand corner.

[[File:AntoonsChris.jpeg|250px|right]]
[[File:AntoonsChrisFull.jpeg|250px|right]]

===Angry Video Game Nerd===
On 15 March 2021 the Angry Video Game Nerd uploaded a review of a Shrek Gameboy Color game. In that review a character was wearing a Shrek medallion that looked awfully similar to the [[Sonichu Medallion]]. It's confirmed to have been made by Chris because in one shot the back of the medallion is seen and Chris' signature is visible on it.[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1756#post-8543265]

{{Infobox/video
|name= Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown (GBC) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
| stardate = 15 March 2021
|video= {{#ev:youtube|ZJAKd4hg_m0}}
}}

==Death threats against Trump==
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].

Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [https://web.archive.org/web/20161230084307/http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. {{w|David Duke}}, former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November'''.

Daniel "Keemstar" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account Drama Alert, [https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424 tweeted] at Chris and alerted the Secret Service.

Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?". OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say". Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.

Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.

==Incest charge==
On 1 August 2021, Chris was arrested and charged with the [[incest]] of his [[mother]]. Multiple media outlets reported on it.

=== Daily Mail ===
The ''Daily Mail'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 3 August 2021.<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9857365/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-faces-incest-charges-involving-79-year-old-dementia-suffering-mom.html</ref>

=== Dnes ===
Bulgarian tabloid ''Dnes'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 5 August 2021. The article refers to him with his former male name and uses masculine pronouns to refer to him throughout, also describing him as mentally-ill.<ref>https://i.redd.it/a3h4gxt13uf71.jpg</ref>

=== Insider ===
The ''Insider'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 6 August 2021. Unlike other articles, the article seems well educated, and examines the history of Chris Chan back to 2007. Of note is that it includes the quote from Chris in 2016 saying he had dreams of fucking his mother.<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-saga-timeline-incest-charges-arrest-2021-8</ref>

=== CBS-19 ===
The local [[Wikipedia:WCAV|CBS-19]] of [[Charlottesville]] posted a news item covering the story, quoting a news release from the Greene County Sheriff. The article noted that Chris was charged with incest and held without bond and that additional charges were pending.<ref>https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case</ref>

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan on CBS 19
|date=3 [[August 2021]]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NMwCew2bXD8}}
}}

=== Newsweek ===
''Newsweek'' posted an article, "Chris Chan Arrested for Incest in Virginia", quoting the Henrico County Sheriff, who stated that they were merely holding Chris until he could be transferred to Greene County. The article appears to have been partially created by bots, given the odd syntax used in places.<ref>https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chan-arrested-incest-virginia-1615220</ref>

=== Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight ===
On 7 August 2021, Chris's incest case was discussed by Fox News political commentator Tucker Carlson, who commented on the absurdity of Chris originally being sent to a female prison by Virginia until the decision was reversed. The segment then goes on to talk about crimes of MtF transgender inmates in women's prisons. Carlson refers to Chris as simply "Chan", seemingly believing that "Chris Chan" is Chris's legal name.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fox News Tucker Carlson Tonight: Chris Chan Segment (Full)
|date=6 [[August 2021]]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|PcT9cENf4kg}}
}}

==Video Games==
===''McPixel''===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MC Pixel Ending
|video= {{#ev:youtube|5uOAtBkDQ_c}}
}}
===''Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station''===
In this 2012 point and click adventure game, players can interact with an NPC resembling and talking like Chris who wants to become a hippy to go on on his "[[Love Quest]]". If asked on what his dream girl is, he gives out a description reminiscent to that from the [[Attraction Sign]].

{{Infobox/video
|name= Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station CWC cameo
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Z-ltB6PeIdA}}
}}
===''Goat Simulator''===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats and a simulated chat simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===''OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo''===
[[File:CarolBioOKKO.jpeg|thumb|300px|]]
An iOS/Android beat-'em-up based on the pilot of the Cartoon Network Show, ''OK K.O.! Let's be Heroes'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza – to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and the pilot episode).

Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.

===''Heartbeat''===
In the 2018 RPG ''Heartbeat'', a minor NPC character named "Crispy Boy", whose appearance and mannerisms are obviously based on Chris, can be interacted with in one of the game's locations.
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Reference in HEARTBEAT
|video= {{#ev:youtube|zNcEIor8JWw}}
}}

===''Pokemon Clover''===
[[File:ShinyMudslacks.png|thumb|300px|Shiny Mudslack's sprite, inspired by Sonichu]]
''Pokémon Clover'' is a Pokémon romhack created by users of [[4Chan]]'s /vp/ board that pays homage to the various Internet cultures and memes, most notably 4Chan itself. The game references to Chris multiple times. The Fakemon Mudslacks draws inspirations from Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and Sonichu, with its shiny form even taking his color. Two NPC trainers also take inspirations from Chris with one of them being Chris himself, who can be fought in a cave near Lake [[Virgin]]. His battle [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|theme is Holding Out For a Hero]].
{{Infobox/video
|name= Pokemon Clover - Vs Chris Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|J3TB6k-B6uI}}
}}

==Interviews==
Over the course of Chris's life, he has experienced many fascinating events, and received plenty of attention. Naturally, this piques the curiosity of others, and this has culminated in many '''interviews''' with Chris, whether through the Internet or in the flesh. As of October 2017, he will only do an interview if he is going to be [[Chris and his ego|paid for it]].

{{quotebox|Want to Interview Me? You May Now; accepting PAID Interviews. Email sonichumanager@gmail.com to set it up. Payment First and Upfront!}}

=== An Interview with the Chris-Chan ===
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

On the 17th of October [[2008]], Chris was granted his first official interview since his rise to internet fame through [[PSN]].

=== Chris-chan Discusses... ===
{{main|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

Chris-chan Discusses... is a series of interviews where Larry Bundy Jr., also known as Guru Larry, asks Chris questions that he usually avoids answering.

=== Arthur Spatchcock ===
{{main|CatKnight Interview}}

Roughly eight years after the PSN interview, CatKnight/MasterDisaster AKA Arthur Spatchcock interviewed Chris, posing as an interested English entrepreneur.

=== Lil E ===
{{main|BraveryJerk Interviews}}

On 8 [[September 2016]], a YouTube user by the name of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd3_Cgy53iABR2i8s1L8Dtg Lil E] interviewed Chris at [[The End Games]]. The same individual, this time using his [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEHyXZ-c1XpGAtG7OmsJdA BraveryJerk] account, interviewed Chris a second time at [[Cville Pride]] 2016.

=== Merryweathery ===

{{main|Internet Dream Lounge}}

On 4 [[September 2017]], Twitter user Merryweathery contacted Chris for an interview. After abandoning the first take for being too boring, he recorded a second interview on 4 October, which he found to be superior, and released it a few days later.

===Sachumo===

{{main|Sachumo}}

On 21 [[October 2017]], Sachumo the creator of the [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Documentary]], conducted an interview with Chris.

===CopperCab===

{{main|CopperCab}}

After [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|parodying Gingers Have Souls]], Coppercab decided to parody his [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] and conduct an interview with Chris on 23 [[October 2017]].

===Copitz===

{{main|Copitz}}

After visiting Chris a week prior, Copitz interviewed Chris while visiting Charlottesville on 26 [[May 2018]].

===Count Dankula===

{{main|Count Dankula}}

Famed youtuber Count Dankula interviewed Chris on 5 [[June 2018]] with questions from [[Kiwi Farms]].

===Jackson Dalton===

{{main|Jackson Dalton}}

In an effort to kickstart his YouTube channel, Jackson Dalton conducted an interview with Chris on 4 [[January 2019]] and posted it as his first video four days later.

===Pappy Van Poodle===

{{main|Pappy Van Poodle Interview}}

===The Create Unknown===

{{main|The Create Unknown}}

On 28 [[October 2020]], The Create Unknown Podcast conducted an interview with Chris. The interview was initially behind a paywall before being released for free a week later.

==See Also==
*[[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)]]
==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

Chris in the media

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[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
{{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#References to Chris}}

[[Chris]] and ''[[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]'' have occasionally made it to the attention of the '''media''' spotlight, in [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines, [[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)|podcasts]] and [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]].

Chris's legendary status as the first mainstream lolcow also catches the attention of many Internet commentators and entertainers, who would often include him and his creations from as a tongue-in-cheek cameo to a major multi-part documentary.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''{{w|Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch}}'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shojo Beat]]===
{{main|Shojo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===''Daily Progress''===

====2007====
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in their local newspaper, the ''Charlottesville Daily Progress''.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/rummage-sale-goes-all-year/article_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html</ref>

{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}

====2017====

[[File:Dailyprogress print cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in his [[unicorn cosplay]].]]

A decade later, on 16 [[September 2017]], Chris was photographed by ''Daily Progress'' staff at a [[Cville Pride]] event.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/gallery/cville-pride-festival/collection_58055de6-9b2a-11e7-b098-83d0250a47fb.html#tncms-source=endcard-gallery</ref>

==== 2021 ====
Chris would make the pages of the ''Daily Progress'' yet again on 2 [[August 2021]], this time in connection with his arrest for incest.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref>

{{clear}}

===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in {{w|Boston|Boston}}. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts {{w|Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean}}. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]].

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on {{w|G4 (TV channel)|G4}}'s ''{{w|Web Soup|Web Soup}}'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|If you didn't know who Chris was, would you think anything of this?]]

On 25 September 2011, ''{{w|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids}}'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130508181808/http://joshreads.com/?p=10951]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''{{w|Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show}}'' on {{w|Sirius XM Radio}}, which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''{{w|Houston Press}}'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]

MTV's show ''{{w|Failosophy}}'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 1:22 for his appearance.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg|ChrisChanOnMTVsFailosophy}}
}}

Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "{{w|Undressed}}"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, [[LULZ]]y, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''Failosophy''.}}

He provided more thoughts on the scene in [[Gal Pal E-mails 4|emails to a gal pal]]:

{{quotebox| On the flipside and current topic, I had just learned last night from a random check on the Troll forum about "Failosophy" and their highlighting a photo of myself that was Trolled from me by Jacklyn the years ago.

<nowiki>*Spoiler Alert*</nowiki>. Jamie Lee would not date me, and she would jail me over the "ugly couch". The episode is online at MTV.com, and it is available for sale in SD and HD on iTunes. I am feeling really pissed off about this. I have alerted Rob Bell about it, and pray that Suing MTV or the "Failosophy" cast is a doable option. Nobody asked for my permission or made me sign a waiver.

I am feeling in between the good of my day yesterday, and the bad of Failosophy, so I am off and on on feeling good and bad right now.}}

Chris reached out to the show's host, Hasan Minhaj, to complain. Minhaj responded, saying that he had been told all the people whose photos were featured on the show had provided consent and apologized if that was not the case for Chris:

{{quotebox| Yes, I agree the photo is definitely one of my better ones, among all of the rest similarly nude pics and videos. :( The White MALE was the one who used the word "marriage". UGH! And worse, the woman would not only Not Date me, but have me thrown in jail over a couch that my [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Aunt Harriet]] gave to me years ago. And not only is it a couch, but it is also a fold-out bed.

I have not yet heard a reply from Rob, but I will call him later today, and let him know about the emails, since there is the chance he was too busy to check.

And there is a small, possible light towards a resolution. I have found contact with the host of "Failosophy", Hasan Minhaj, on facebook, from the "Failosophy" page's about section. http://ww.facebook.com/pages/Hasan-Minhaj/41284651271 I have contacted Hasan with the following:

Hello. I was just made aware of your show on MTV, "Failosophy", when I had heard that a photograph, that I had taken myself, for a woman, fell into the possession of Internet Trolls/Cyber-Bullies, was featured and mocked on your show in the fourth episode alongside two old men with bacon and plushies. I have already been trolled and bullied for over five difficult years. What you are doing on your show is Promoting Trolling, and Trolling is Bullying. Not a lot of people take kindly to Bullying, and I do not take kindly to Trolling.

Tell your crew and crap-filled producers that for Promoting Trolling, you all will Pay unto everyone you have further emotionally damaged and embarrassed on television.

I am not a fan of "Failosophy", and I despise your kind of people continuing to Troll for the LULZ.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler,

Ruckersville, VA, USA.

He swiftly replied:

Thank for being in touch. That wasn't my intention at all. I agree that trolling is just a digital form of bullying. I was told that all the photos on the show have been signed off as ok to be used on air from the original owners/people who took the photos. I'm only ok with doing these jokes as long as the people who took them are in on the joke as well. If that didn't happen with your photo I am truly very sorry. Please accept my apology because that wasn't my intention at all. If there's anything I can do please let me know.

Best,

Hasan

I then replied requesting his more direct contact info, offering my email address and iPhone number, and that I would think it over and consult with my people (Rob Bell). I sincerely think there is a chance of a legal lawsuit, with a settlement. But those details are being discussed between me and Rob at the moment. But according to Hassan's reply, the photos do need to be signed off as ok for airing, FROM the Original Owners/People who Took Them. I took the photo myself, and was not informed beforehand, so chances should be fair to good.

I just have to wait and see what Rob says.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===''OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes'' ===
[[File:OkKOstoryboard.jpg|thumb|The original storyboard initially made the reference more blatant]]
In the pilot episode "Lakewood Plaza Turbo", Carol tells his son K.O. to defend the plaza "to the extreme", a direct reference to the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. This was confirmed by the show's creator, Ian Jones-Quartey, who later stated that the reference was "even more blatant in the original storyboard".<ref>https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/981619296408190976</ref>

===WCAV-TV===
{{main|2014 house fire}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[2014 house fire|fire at Chris's house]] that occurred in the early morning hours of 10 [[January 2014]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

===''New York'' Magazine===
On 19 [[July 2016]], {{w|New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine}} featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.

The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.

===''Sonic Boom''===
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he has many similarities to Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.

Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===UVA Remembers Pulse===

{{main|UVA Remembers Pulse}}

On 12 [[June 2017]] Chris was interviewed at this event, quoted on text and video, by the same station which had interviewed him decades earlier for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].

===Newsradio WINA===
[[File:Pride-Festival-2017-at-Pavilion-091617-CC.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Chris was photographed at [[Cville Pride]].<ref>http://wina.com/news/064460-pride-festival-happens-in-new-venue/</ref>

===dodie===
{{Infobox/video
|name= dodie - Monster
|video= {{#ev:youtube|BPBBZyAlu7c}}
}}

Sonichu makes a cameo in dodie's music video for "Monster", around the 45-second mark. He appears on a poster as one of the many monsters looking for love. The text on the poster (though partially covered by others) appears to say that he is "Looking for a [[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free monster]]", indicating some familiarity with Chris's antics.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MONSTER by dodie | BEHIND THE SCENES
|video= {{#ev:youtube|3dpkfUzhQJ4}}
}}

In the behind the scene video, hosted by the music video's director, we are given a clearer picture of the poster at the 11:50 mark. The cameo, who was named "Mayor CWC", was claimed by the director to be included out of peer pressure.
{{-}}

===chris†††===
[[File:Sacrificiallambcover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''sacrificial lamb'' cover art.]]
[[File:Deepdarktrenchcover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''deep dark trench'' cover art.]]
Vaporwave artist chris††† used two scenes from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] of Sonichu and Rosechu over a cross and over the American flag as the cover arts to his extended play ''sacrificial lamb'' and album ''deep dark trench'' respectively.

===New York Magazine===
Chris is briefly mentioned in a July 2016 article on Kiwi Farms.<ref>[http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html]</ref>

===PopKill===
Incelcore artist PopKill created a song comparing himself to Chris in 2021, and it was released as part of his titular album.

{{Infobox/video
|name= PopKill - Chris Chan
| stardate = 19 January 2021
|video= {{#ev:youtube|DNB6F70m9aQ}}
}}
<poem>I've got no damn plans
I'm just like Chris-chan
My life's in the can
I'll never be a man
on my own I can't stand
I need a helping hand
My life never began
Cause I'm just like Chris-chan

I'm smelly overweight
I'll never procreate
I'm an incel, filled with hate
My life began too late
I'm an incel, filled with hate
My life began too late</poem>

===Paradise PD===
[[File:ParadisePDSonichuCameo.jpg|thumb|250px]]
In the ''[[Wikipedia:Paradise PD|Paradise PD]]'' episode ""Top Cops" (12 [[March 2021]]), an image of Sonichu's head can be seen on the back of a fake [[Pokémon]] card. This was confirmed by animator Perry Hull, who added it as an Easter egg after learning about Chris by watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''. <ref>https://twitter.com/perryhull/status/1370884184361828356</ref>

=== Daily Mail ===
The ''Daily Mail'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 3 August 2021.<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9857365/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-faces-incest-charges-involving-79-year-old-dementia-suffering-mom.html</ref>

=== Dnes ===
Bulgarian tabloid ''Dnes'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 5 August 2021. The article refers to him with his former male name and uses masculine pronouns to refer to him throughout, also describing him as mentally-ill.<ref>https://i.redd.it/a3h4gxt13uf71.jpg</ref>

==Nonfiction==
===Cambridge University Press===
In their textbook "Colloquial English: Structure and Variation" listed a threatening comment Chris made to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Tito]] as an example of slang.<ref>[https://books.google.com/books?id=NAdZDwAAQBAJ&pg=PA52&lpg=PA52&dq=tito+got+no+luck+against&source=bl&ots=PLjY0F2sXF&sig=ACfU3U3HsPBqj-R0o8dLoovEsizi_A6T8Q&hl=en&ppis=_c&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigt6OTmvrlAhXimeAKHTK0CWYQ6AEwAnoECAkQAQ#v=snippet&q=sonichu&f=false]</ref>

===Warhol / Chris Chan===
{{main|Warhol / Chris Chan}}

==Major Internet media==
{{see also|Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)}}

===Fark.com===
The Internet portal {{w|Fark|Fark}} linked to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of ''20 Worst Internet Losers'', posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [https://web.archive.org/web/20170619153926/http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Something Awful===
Something Awful is a comedy website where Chris was first revealed to the world on October 26, 2007.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Sonic the hog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of {{w|Something Awful}}'s “Webcam Ward”, hosted by the team behind Retsupurae, is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite {{w|Nicole Richie}} posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of {{w|Benji Madden}}, brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) {{w|Joel Madden}}.

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], Sonichu was briefly mentioned during a "Free Stuff Friday" video on Sega of America's YouTube channel.

{{quotebox|'''Male Employee''': [''while pulling out a Super [[Sonic]] plush''] Um, this one's on its own? 
'''Female Employee''': Sonichu? 
'''Male Employee''': ''No.'' 
'''Female Employee''': [''laughs'']}}

While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it does show at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer {{w|Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian}}, best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F.<ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities", he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===''Ensign Sue Must Die''===
[[File:EnsignSueSonichuReference.jpg|thumb|300px]]
Sonichu makes a cameo as one of the many "Mary Sues" in the Sonic Universe in the second story arc of the webcomic.

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on {{w|Cracked.com|Cracked}}'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>
[[File:CWCCrackedagain.jpg|thumb|200px|#2 on Fans Who Completely and Utterly Lost Their Minds.]]
Chris would later be indirectly referenced again on 6 [[August 2018]] as #2 of "24 Times Fans Completely And Utterly Lost Their Minds" for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], which led to the event that happened on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1019-24-times-fans-completely-utterly-lost-their-minds/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns, and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
{{main|Reddit}}
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/chrischansonichu", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. However, it's marked as NSFW, making it difficult to find.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom: rage]</ref>

On 1 [[September 2016]], a post which promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, defunct website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150102005936/http://www.designntrend.com:80/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link was apparently [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?

{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports, and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===The Jimquisition===
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref>

===Adam Baldwin's twitter===
On 5 December 2015, actor {{w|Adam Baldwin}} tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supporitve of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref>
===Gawker===
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website {{w|Gawker}} wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref>

===Return of Kings===
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of controversial neomasculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the-most-omega-place-on-the-internet]</ref>

===Zip Zap===
{{Infobox/video
|name= MANGLENN | DeviantArt Rants #1
|video= {{#ev:youtube|iH3icqBO8Vw}}
}}
German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].

===Milo Yiannopoulos===
On 20 January 2017, former editor of Breitbart News Milo Yiannopoulos spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H. W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H. W. Bush flew a {{w|Grumman TBF Avenger}} torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:

{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.|Milo Yiannopoulos, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}

A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy, seemingly derived '''solely''' on the photo itself. Jump to 1:13:02 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MILO At University Of Washington: Cyberbullying Isn't Real
|video= {{#ev:youtube|ePF78xrzSQY}}
}}

===Kotaku===
In the Kotaku article [http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453 ''What People Miss When They Use 'Autistic' As An Insult''], writer Cecilia D'Anastasio points to Chris and ''Sonichu'', along with the actions of [[trolls]] on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as part of the reason "[[autism]] came to be associated with impassioned gamers." The article seemed sympathetic to Chris, though Cecilia acknowledged in a comment that many of his views are offensive and that she does not endorse them, but also claimed that "[Chris's] personal beliefs are not entirely relevant to my article’s main themes".

===3GI===
{{main|Shrek Retold}}
On 15 November 2018, a Youtuber by the name of 3GI released a trailer for ''Shrek Retold'', a feature-length collaboration of the first Shrek movie. It featured over 200 contributors, each with their own styles. One of them is none other than Chris himself. The collab was released on 29 November 2018. Chris's work is in the 0:55 mark.

{{infobox/video
|name= Shrek Retold - Official Trailer
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB5ib4ouxes&t}}
}}

{{main|Sonic Rebuilt}}
A year later on 8 November 2019, 3GI released a trailer for their next feature-length collaboration, this time for ''Sonic Rebuilt'', based on the 1996 OVA series of Sonic the Hedgehog. Like the previous project, Chris is one of the participants.

{{infobox/video
|name= Sonic the Hedgehog - Reanimated (GET INVOLVED!)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2u-UvgDdFs}}
}}

===IGN===
In a video by IGN, James Marsden, the actor playing Tom Wachowski in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic movie]] is quizzed on his knowledge on Sonic trivia. One of the question asked is if Sonichu is a unlockable character in [[Sonic Forces]]. Marsden guessed incorrectly.

{{infobox/video
|name= James Marsden Takes the Ultimate Sonic the Hedgehog Quiz
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S6ihWAAGQc}}
}}

===Adam Ellis===
[[File:AdamEllisSonichu.jpg|thumb|200px|]]
Webcomic artist Adam Ellis released a comic depicting a baby Sonichu from the result of a sex session between [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]].

===Edmund McMillen===
On May 26th, 2020 game developer Edmund Mcmillen, largely known for creating Super Meat Boy and The Binding Of Isaac held a livestream regarding his upcoming card game "Tapeworm".
Within the background of the video, a framed photograph of Chris can be seen.

{{infobox/video
|name= the 2 days left super stream!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BORLjh-WSl8}}
}}

McMillen also follows Chris' twitter account, and has stated during a follow-up livestream that his favorite saga was the Megan Saga and the creation of the first few issues of Sonichu. He later commissioned Chris to create artwork for the Binding of Isaac: Four Souls card game, but the commission was rescinded on 1 August 2021, in light of the [[incest]] allegations.<ref>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/isaacfoursouls/the-binding-of-isaac-4-souls-requiem/posts/3254814</ref>

===Antoons===
Former YouTube animator turned Alt-Right cartoonist replied to a detractor on Twitter who accused him of being a ripoff of another Alt-Right cartoonist named Stonetoss with a collage of various Internet animation icons that date back to the early 2000s. Sonichu is visible in the upper right hand corner.

[[File:AntoonsChris.jpeg|250px|right]]
[[File:AntoonsChrisFull.jpeg|250px|right]]

===Angry Video Game Nerd===
On 15 March 2021 the Angry Video Game Nerd uploaded a review of a Shrek Gameboy Color game. In that review a character was wearing a Shrek medallion that looked awfully similar to the [[Sonichu Medallion]]. It's confirmed to have been made by Chris because in one shot the back of the medallion is seen and Chris' signature is visible on it.[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1756#post-8543265]

{{Infobox/video
|name= Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown (GBC) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
| stardate = 15 March 2021
|video= {{#ev:youtube|ZJAKd4hg_m0}}
}}

==Death threats against Trump==
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].

Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [https://web.archive.org/web/20161230084307/http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. {{w|David Duke}}, former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November'''.

Daniel "Keemstar" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account Drama Alert, [https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424 tweeted] at Chris and alerted the Secret Service.

Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?". OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say". Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.

Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.

==Incest charge==
On 1 August 2021, Chris was arrested and charged with the [[incest]] of his [[mother]]. Multiple media outlets reported on it.

=== Daily Mail ===
The ''Daily Mail'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 3 August 2021.<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9857365/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-faces-incest-charges-involving-79-year-old-dementia-suffering-mom.html</ref>

=== Dnes ===
Bulgarian tabloid ''Dnes'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 5 August 2021. The article refers to him with his former male name and uses masculine pronouns to refer to him throughout, also describing him as mentally-ill.<ref>https://i.redd.it/a3h4gxt13uf71.jpg</ref>

=== Insider ===
The ''Insider'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 6 August 2021. Unlike other articles, the article seems well educated, and examines the history of Chris Chan back to 2007. Of note is that it includes the quote from Chris in 2016 saying he had dreams of fucking his mother.<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-saga-timeline-incest-charges-arrest-2021-8</ref>

=== CBS-19 ===
The local [[Wikipedia:WCAV|CBS-19]] of [[Charlottesville]] posted a news item covering the story, quoting a news release from the Greene County Sheriff. The article noted that Chris was charged with incest and held without bond and that additional charges were pending.<ref>https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case</ref>

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan on CBS 19
|date=3 [[August 2021]]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NMwCew2bXD8}}
}}

=== Newsweek ===
''Newsweek'' posted an article, "Chris Chan Arrested for Incest in Virginia", quoting the Henrico County Sheriff, who stated that they were merely holding Chris until he could be transferred to Greene County. The article appears to have been partially created by bots, given the odd syntax used in places.<ref>https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chan-arrested-incest-virginia-1615220</ref>

=== Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight ===
On 7 August 2021, Chris's incest case was discussed by Fox News political commentator Tucker Carlson, who commented on the absurdity of Chris originally being sent to a female prison by Virginia until the decision overturned. The segment then goes on to talk about crimes of MtF transgender inmates in women's prisons. Carlson seems to believe that "Chris Chan" is Chris's legal name.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fox News Tucker Carlson Tonight: Chris Chan Segment (Full)
|date=6 [[August 2021]]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|PcT9cENf4kg}}
}}

==Video Games==
===''McPixel''===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MC Pixel Ending
|video= {{#ev:youtube|5uOAtBkDQ_c}}
}}
===''Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station''===
In this 2012 point and click adventure game, players can interact with an NPC resembling and talking like Chris who wants to become a hippy to go on on his "[[Love Quest]]". If asked on what his dream girl is, he gives out a description reminiscent to that from the [[Attraction Sign]].

{{Infobox/video
|name= Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station CWC cameo
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Z-ltB6PeIdA}}
}}
===''Goat Simulator''===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats and a simulated chat simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===''OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo''===
[[File:CarolBioOKKO.jpeg|thumb|300px|]]
An iOS/Android beat-'em-up based on the pilot of the Cartoon Network Show, ''OK K.O.! Let's be Heroes'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza – to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and the pilot episode).

Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.

===''Heartbeat''===
In the 2018 RPG ''Heartbeat'', a minor NPC character named "Crispy Boy", whose appearance and mannerisms are obviously based on Chris, can be interacted with in one of the game's locations.
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Reference in HEARTBEAT
|video= {{#ev:youtube|zNcEIor8JWw}}
}}

===''Pokemon Clover''===
[[File:ShinyMudslacks.png|thumb|300px|Shiny Mudslack's sprite, inspired by Sonichu]]
''Pokémon Clover'' is a Pokémon romhack created by users of [[4Chan]]'s /vp/ board that pays homage to the various Internet cultures and memes, most notably 4Chan itself. The game references to Chris multiple times. The Fakemon Mudslacks draws inspirations from Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and Sonichu, with its shiny form even taking his color. Two NPC trainers also take inspirations from Chris with one of them being Chris himself, who can be fought in a cave near Lake [[Virgin]]. His battle [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|theme is Holding Out For a Hero]].
{{Infobox/video
|name= Pokemon Clover - Vs Chris Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|J3TB6k-B6uI}}
}}

==Interviews==
Over the course of Chris's life, he has experienced many fascinating events, and received plenty of attention. Naturally, this piques the curiosity of others, and this has culminated in many '''interviews''' with Chris, whether through the Internet or in the flesh. As of October 2017, he will only do an interview if he is going to be [[Chris and his ego|paid for it]].

{{quotebox|Want to Interview Me? You May Now; accepting PAID Interviews. Email sonichumanager@gmail.com to set it up. Payment First and Upfront!}}

=== An Interview with the Chris-Chan ===
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

On the 17th of October [[2008]], Chris was granted his first official interview since his rise to internet fame through [[PSN]].

=== Chris-chan Discusses... ===
{{main|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

Chris-chan Discusses... is a series of interviews where Larry Bundy Jr., also known as Guru Larry, asks Chris questions that he usually avoids answering.

=== Arthur Spatchcock ===
{{main|CatKnight Interview}}

Roughly eight years after the PSN interview, CatKnight/MasterDisaster AKA Arthur Spatchcock interviewed Chris, posing as an interested English entrepreneur.

=== Lil E ===
{{main|BraveryJerk Interviews}}

On 8 [[September 2016]], a YouTube user by the name of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd3_Cgy53iABR2i8s1L8Dtg Lil E] interviewed Chris at [[The End Games]]. The same individual, this time using his [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEHyXZ-c1XpGAtG7OmsJdA BraveryJerk] account, interviewed Chris a second time at [[Cville Pride]] 2016.

=== Merryweathery ===

{{main|Internet Dream Lounge}}

On 4 [[September 2017]], Twitter user Merryweathery contacted Chris for an interview. After abandoning the first take for being too boring, he recorded a second interview on 4 October, which he found to be superior, and released it a few days later.

===Sachumo===

{{main|Sachumo}}

On 21 [[October 2017]], Sachumo the creator of the [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Documentary]], conducted an interview with Chris.

===CopperCab===

{{main|CopperCab}}

After [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|parodying Gingers Have Souls]], Coppercab decided to parody his [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] and conduct an interview with Chris on 23 [[October 2017]].

===Copitz===

{{main|Copitz}}

After visiting Chris a week prior, Copitz interviewed Chris while visiting Charlottesville on 26 [[May 2018]].

===Count Dankula===

{{main|Count Dankula}}

Famed youtuber Count Dankula interviewed Chris on 5 [[June 2018]] with questions from [[Kiwi Farms]].

===Jackson Dalton===

{{main|Jackson Dalton}}

In an effort to kickstart his YouTube channel, Jackson Dalton conducted an interview with Chris on 4 [[January 2019]] and posted it as his first video four days later.

===Pappy Van Poodle===

{{main|Pappy Van Poodle Interview}}

===The Create Unknown===

{{main|The Create Unknown}}

On 28 [[October 2020]], The Create Unknown Podcast conducted an interview with Chris. The interview was initially behind a paywall before being released for free a week later.

==See Also==
*[[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)]]
==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

Affair with Mother

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Darkbind: Removed redundant info.

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{{Protip|Do ''NOT'' attempt to contact authorities, suspects that were potentially involved, or people related to said suspects, about this case as it is being looked into. Doing so will risk muddling up the investigation}}
{{Honest}}

{{quote|You used to do that more flirtingly.|Chris to [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}

'''Incest''' refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. On 29 [[July 2021]], evidence emerged on [[Reddit]] that Chris had engaged in sexual activities with [[Barbara]], his mother, since June 2021.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/></ref> A leaked audio recording and incriminating text messages between Chris and a persona named "Bella" showed that Chris had discussed masturbating his elderly mother and his attempts to stimulate his mother's {{w|G-spot}}, and explicitly compared her sexual experiences with 8 other previous men, including his father, [[Bob]], and their inability to provide his mother with an orgasm.

Early on the morning of 30 July, prompted by someone reporting the leaks, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]], at which point Chris was issued an emergency protective order, forbidding contact between Chris and Barbara, and preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Barbara was removed to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>

On 30 July 2021, Chris admitted the authenticity of the recordings to YouTuber Dillin Thomas.<ref name="admission">https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147</ref>. On 1 August 2021, Chris was officially charged with 1 count of incest, and with additional charges pending, held without bail.

==Allegations==
In the leaks, it is alleged that Chris and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.
{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, the then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. The she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played down there by hand. | Text message from Chris to an unknown troll}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities}}

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillon Thomas, though it is believed that the recording may have been doctored to remove identifying information on "Bella" - a troll persona operated by ''10thanonymous''<ref name="admission" />.

A screenshot was also leaked to the farms from a woman called "Fiona" - apparently an autistic TikToker who was going to attend Everfree Northwest with Chris prior to the revelations of incest<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-563#post-9586962</ref>. The screenshot depicts Barb apparently masturbating, and is allegedly a screenshot from a video in which Chris and Barb engage in oral and digital sex<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-562#post-9586952</ref>.
===Transcript===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Incest Discussion
| video = {{#ev:youtube|OeiymfweViM}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| stardate = 30th [[July 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}}
| previous =
| next =
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'''CHRIS''': "Um, so yeah she's [Barbara Chandler] got a really sensitive G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, Mr. C [Robert Chandler], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."

'''BELLA''': "Right... right..."

'''CHRIS''': "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."

'''BELLA''': "[coughs]"

'''CHRIS''': "...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus."

'''BELLA''': "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push [censored] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."

'''CHRIS''': "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah, right."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] before they can register as well."

'''BELLA''': "But how are you feeling, '''CHRIS'''tine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, thereís a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, it is."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."

'''BELLA''': "You always have -- I, okay..."

'''CHRIS''': "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."

'''BELLA''': "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on '''CHRIS'''tory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"

'''CHRIS''': "I approached her with care and caution..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm?"

'''CHRIS''': "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."

'''BELLA''': "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."

'''BELLA''': "That's good."

'''CHRIS''': "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."

'''BELLA''': "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?"

'''CHRIS''': "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."

'''BELLA''': "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"

'''CHRIS''': "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."

'''BELLA''': "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."

'''BELLA''': "Really? Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"

'''CHRIS''': "We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 7th."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Does your mother enjoy it?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."

'''BELLA''': "She is? She's having a good time?"

'''CHRIS''': "She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out."

'''BELLA''': "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, really?"

'''CHRIS''': "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."

'''BELLA''': "But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."

'''BELLA''': "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, uh, she's not."

'''BELLA''': "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, she's okay."

'''BELLA''': "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"

'''CHRIS''': "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown..."

'''BELLA''': "Uh-huh."

'''CHRIS''': "...my tooth."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, did you?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "Right. That's true, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you '''CHRIS'''tine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."

'''BELLA''': "You don't want anyone who's younger?"

'''CHRIS''': "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."

'''CHRIS''': "Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm."

'''CHRIS''': "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."

'''BELLA''': "Right."

'''CHRIS''': "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, guide. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."

'''BELLA''': "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."

'''BELLA''': "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
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An uncut version was later released by an alleged accessory of ''10thanonymous'', ''ternarymercury'' on YouTube<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Sjs3ZM8-Q</ref>, consisting of a few minutes of discussion on miscellaneous errata and "Fiona".

==Prior events==
In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adult one. It has been keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris has used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many christorians have noted that potential tells or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>. As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as Magichan referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Further, in 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother, in a facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother"<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>.Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwifarms that following the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>.

==Subsequent events==

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he has been removed from his home. Initial plans to stay with extended family were disrupted after the invitation was rescinded. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel, and was told by [[Null]] to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] until Null could have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account, a process which Null claimed could take up to three days (in fact the money reached Chris's account the next day). Chris told Null in his messages that he was spending the night of 30-31 July in his car and that he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there. The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]]. This suggests that the family members with whom he intended to stay are his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in the Richmond area, and that they did not rescind their invitation until he had actually arrived at their home.

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention<ref>https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/2394/2394447-d0e4abd4c07820fdae2dcfa3b1f9b4dd.jpg</ref>, which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend</ref>, exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan.

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null cut contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110</ref>.

Later that day, Null posted an exchange he had with Chris on 5 July, where Chris claimed to be in a sexual relationship with an older woman who he was reluctant to share details about, but mentioned that she had once worked as an accountant (Barb's pre-retirement profession) and that the affair was "something out an [[anime]] or fan fiction" - reminiscent of a statement in the leaked conversation about "incest fanfics come true". <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref>

===Discovery and arrest===

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On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] parked at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/]</ref>. The next day (1 August), [[Orbiter Wave|a number of people]] attempted, or said they would attempt, to contact Chris there. The most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who, along with his fiancée and some friends, livestreamed themselves [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. They ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out and went about knocking on every door on the second floor. Chris did not answer the door and the group was told to leave by a motel employee. They went to Regency Mall across the street, while still streaming, to wait around and because it was suspected that Chris might be there if not in his room.

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him"]]

Later that afternoon, they were tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel and arrived back in time to see two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room. Ralph continued to film for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers while the police talked to Chris, occasionally yelling comments himself which Chris sometimes responded to. Chris remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/</ref>

Chris is currently being held without bail at Henrico County Jail West.<ref>http://www.henricosheriff.org/search/</ref> Calls to the Sheriff's Office have confirmed that he is being held on a charge of incest. Although the Sheriff's Office website gives his gender as female, this does not mean that he will be put in women's prison if convicted; although Chris has legally self-identified as female (e.g. on his driver's license), transgender inmates in Virginia are only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery, which Chris [[Un-clit|has not]].

Of note is that the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild", presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.

On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case</ref><ref>https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3</ref>

==See Also==
*[[Chris and Sex]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]

==References==

Affair with Mother

2021-08-06T02:21:03Z

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{{quote|You used to do that more flirtingly.|Chris to [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}

'''Incest''' refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. On 29 [[July 2021]], evidence emerged on [[Reddit]] that Chris had engaged in sexual activities with [[Barbara]], his mother, since June 2021.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/></ref> A leaked audio recording and incriminating text messages between Chris and a persona named "Bella" showed that Chris had discussed masturbating his elderly mother and his attempts to stimulate his mother's {{w|G-spot}}, and explicitly compared her sexual experiences with 8 other previous men, including his father, [[Bob]], and their inability to provide his mother with an orgasm.

Early on the morning of 30 July, prompted by someone reporting the leaks, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]], at which point Chris was issued an emergency protective order, forbidding contact between Chris and Barbara, and preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Barbara was removed to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>

On 30 July 2021, Chris admitted the authenticity of the recordings to YouTuber Dillin Thomas.<ref name="admission">https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147</ref>. On 1 August 2021, Chris was officially charged with 1 count of incest, and with additional charges pending, held without bail.

==Allegations==
In the leaks, it is alleged that Chris and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.
{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, the then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. The she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played down there by hand. | Text message from Chris to an unknown troll}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities}}

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillon Thomas, though it is believed that the recording may have been doctored to remove identifying information on "Bella" - a troll persona operated by ''10thanonymous''<ref name="admission" />.

A screenshot was also leaked to the farms from a "Fiona" - apparently an autistic tiktoker who was going to visit Everfree NorthWest prior to the revelations of incest. The screenshot depicts Barb apparently masturbating, and is alledgedly a screenshot from a video in which Chris and Barb engage in oral and digital sex<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-562#post-9586952</ref>.
===Transcript===
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'''CHRIS''': "Um, so yeah she's [Barbara Chandler] got a really sensitive G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, Mr. C [Robert Chandler], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."

'''BELLA''': "Right... right..."

'''CHRIS''': "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."

'''BELLA''': "[coughs]"

'''CHRIS''': "...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus."

'''BELLA''': "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push [censored] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."

'''CHRIS''': "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah, right."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] before they can register as well."

'''BELLA''': "But how are you feeling, '''CHRIS'''tine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, thereís a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, it is."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."

'''BELLA''': "You always have -- I, okay..."

'''CHRIS''': "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."

'''BELLA''': "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on '''CHRIS'''tory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"

'''CHRIS''': "I approached her with care and caution..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm?"

'''CHRIS''': "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."

'''BELLA''': "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."

'''BELLA''': "That's good."

'''CHRIS''': "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."

'''BELLA''': "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?"

'''CHRIS''': "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."

'''BELLA''': "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"

'''CHRIS''': "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."

'''BELLA''': "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."

'''BELLA''': "Really? Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"

'''CHRIS''': "We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 7th."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Does your mother enjoy it?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."

'''BELLA''': "She is? She's having a good time?"

'''CHRIS''': "She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out."

'''BELLA''': "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, really?"

'''CHRIS''': "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."

'''BELLA''': "But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."

'''BELLA''': "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, uh, she's not."

'''BELLA''': "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, she's okay."

'''BELLA''': "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"

'''CHRIS''': "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown..."

'''BELLA''': "Uh-huh."

'''CHRIS''': "...my tooth."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, did you?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "Right. That's true, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you '''CHRIS'''tine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."

'''BELLA''': "You don't want anyone who's younger?"

'''CHRIS''': "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."

'''CHRIS''': "Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm."

'''CHRIS''': "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."

'''BELLA''': "Right."

'''CHRIS''': "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, guide. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."

'''BELLA''': "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."

'''BELLA''': "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
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An uncut version was later released by an alleged accessory of ''10thanonymous'', ''ternarymercury'' on Youtube<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Sjs3ZM8-Q</ref>, consisting of a few minutes of discussion on miscellaneous errata and an unknown individual "Fiona", alledgedly an autistic woman who was going to visit Everfree Northwest prior to the release of the leaks. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-563#post-9586962</ref>

==Prior events==
In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adult one. It has been keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris has used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many christorians have noted that potential tells or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>. As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as Magichan referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Further, in 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother, in a facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother"<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>.Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwifarms that following the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>.

==Subsequent events==

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he has been removed from his home. Initial plans to stay with extended family were disrupted after the invitation was rescinded. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel, and was told by [[Null]] to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] until Null could have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account, a process which Null claimed could take up to three days (in fact the money reached Chris's account the next day). Chris told Null in his messages that he was spending the night of 30-31 July in his car and that he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there. The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]]. This suggests that the family members with whom he intended to stay are his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in the Richmond area, and that they did not rescind their invitation until he had actually arrived at their home.

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention<ref>https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/2394/2394447-d0e4abd4c07820fdae2dcfa3b1f9b4dd.jpg</ref>, which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend</ref>, exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan.

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null cut contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110</ref>.

Later that day, Null posted an exchange he had with Chris on 5 July, where Chris claimed to be in a sexual relationship with an older woman who he was reluctant to share details about, but mentioned that she had once worked as an accountant (Barb's pre-retirement profession) and that the affair was "something out an [[anime]] or fan fiction" - reminiscent of a statement in the leaked conversation about "incest fanfics come true". <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref>

===Discovery and arrest===

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On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] parked at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/]</ref>. The next day (1 August), [[Orbiter Wave|a number of people]] attempted, or said they would attempt, to contact Chris there. The most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who, along with his fiancée and some friends, livestreamed themselves [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. They ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out and went about knocking on every door on the second floor. Chris did not answer the door and the group was told to leave by a motel employee. They went to Regency Mall across the street, while still streaming, to wait around and because it was suspected that Chris might be there if not in his room.

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him"]]

Later that afternoon, they were tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel and arrived back in time to see two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room. Ralph continued to film for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers while the police talked to Chris, occasionally yelling comments himself which Chris sometimes responded to. Chris remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/</ref>

Chris is currently being held without bail at Henrico County Jail West.<ref>http://www.henricosheriff.org/search/</ref> Calls to the Sheriff's Office have confirmed that he is being held on a charge of incest. Although the Sheriff's Office website gives his gender as female, this does not mean that he will be put in women's prison if convicted; although Chris has legally self-identified as female (e.g. on his driver's license), transgender inmates in Virginia are only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery, which Chris [[Un-clit|has not]].

Of note is that the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild", presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.

On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case</ref><ref>https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3</ref>

==See Also==
*[[Chris and Sex]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]

==References==

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| titleandissue = Sonichu #11
| cover = Issue 11 Cover.jpg
| coverdate = 13 [[August 2009]]
| finishedcomic = 30 [[June 2017]]
| pagecount = 102
| episodes = 22, 23, 24.1
| previous = [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]
| next = [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]
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{{Quote|I have not ended [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]; I only lost inspiration to [[Chris and art|draw]], thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris, September 2010.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>}}

{{quote|For continued peace of my mind that will keep the drawing spark lit, please Donate or Pledge some money my way. Thank You All for your loyalty, fandom and patience. |Chris, May 2017, upon his re-return to drawing comic pages in 2017, asking for donations, despite still owing pages to [[DStecks]] for his $1,000 donation.<ref>[[Live Drawing Streams]]</ref>}}

'''''Sonichu'' #11''' is the twelfth comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]], dated 13 [[August 2009]]. The cover claims to be the tenth-anniversary issue. (Ten years without a "cease and desist" letter from [[Nintendo]] or [[Sega]]!) Chris abandoned the issue in [[December 2009]], months before the tenth anniversary of [[Sonichu]]'s creation came and went on 17 [[March 2010]]. For years it seemed that Chris was done with Sonichu forever.

On 4 [[September 2015]], however, in an unprecedented act of will and determination, Chris managed to crawl back from his long night of [[Kick the Autistic|abuse]] at the hands of the trolls and cyber-bullies, and finally released new pages. The revival of the Sonichu comic proved too stressful for Chris, even though he had been paid over $1,000 to do it<ref>[[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages]]</ref>, and he dropped the project once again after 25 October.

Two years later, on 8 [[May 2017]], Chris [[Live Drawing Stream - 05082017|began work on the comic again]] and finished it on 30 June.

==Production Notes==
===2009===

[[Chris]] began writing this issue while [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was also in production, apparently to have somewhere to put the comic version of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," which is even more unendurably boring than its prose counterpart. Christmas [[2009]] came and went, and Chris apparently forgot about this unfinished story with eight pages to go. In the meantime, he was still engrossed in tracing shit for his epic battle with [[Reldnahc]] and the anti-[[gay]] vaccine from the future. So far, Chris has kept the promise of not including the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic Chris]] as a character, restructuring the series to its original intention as an uninspired ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' [[Chris and copyright|homage]], although he would make a cameo appearance in a set of pages near the end of the Christmas special.

===2010 - Hoax conclusion===
[[Image:Sonichu 11 Teaser.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary]]'s rendition.]]
On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop of the [[CWCipedia]] uploaded two new episodes from ''Sonichu'' #11. These stories picked up where [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] left off and continued the dark and downbeat tone: [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] were killed in the bombing of the CWCville [[Mal-Wart]]; [[Sandy Rosechu]] was run over by an inattentive driver; [[Wild]] committed suicide in a fit of grief and rage; [[Christine]] and [[Robbie]] were killed and [[Cerah]] badly injured when the three of them drank drain cleaner; [[Rosechu]] smothered her permanently crippled daughter with a pillow; [[Sonichu]] demanded a divorce; and [[Reginald Sneasel]] decided to show some infants his "[[Pickle|seven-inch lightning rod]]." An archive of the pages can be seen [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/that-one-issue.197/#post-20215 here].

Surprisingly, Punchy and Blake are nowhere to be seen nor mentioned in either part of the hoax comic.

====Part 1====
The comic picks up one morning in the Sonichu household. As Rosechu cooks breakfast, Sonichu and her discuss their bed romp right in front of Robbie, who ponders on what as "Seven inch- wightning wod" is. Sonichu informs his son that he will show him later on. Chris pops up to inform the audience that Sonichu is not a pedofork, but instead teaching his young son on sex so he will be prepared for the young Rosey he will one day engage in sex with. Magi-Chan mentally informs Sonichu of an attack on the mall- Slawheel being behind the attack. He can sense Angelica and Bubbles inside, but a psychic barrier prevents him from seeing in further. Sonichu tells him to get the CWCVille Power Rangers- he will be there after he finishes breakfast. Sonichu gets to the mall and meets with Officer Perez- who pretty much sums up what Magi Chan just said one page prior. Wild suddenly shows up.

Back at home, Reginald is at the Sonichu house for no explained reason, and young Robbie decides to ask him about a "seven-inch lightning rod". Reginald, being the modest gentleman he is, whips out his penis for Robbie and Cerah to play with it, Robbie declaring he wants to put it in his mouth. Rosechu interrupts and rightfully yells at Reginald. The Sneasel makes a sorry excuse that Angelica has not done her womanly duties of sexually pleasing him in over 3 months, and apologizes for exposing himself. Rosechu implies she will aide him in his needs and sends her children off to go watch Family Guy DVDs (the perfect show for children). On the bottom of the page is an Axe ad "for that delicious smell".

Once in her room, Rosechu preaches to Reginald about how he should not seek adultery for his urges. Reginald sees the error of his ways and thanks Rosechu for her support. He mentally laments about Rosechu's beauty, her kindness...her body, and lusts for her, knowing she is Sonichu's. He has shown no concern nor worry that Angelica is being held hostage at the mall. Chris takes up a full page with an American flag to inform the readers that Rosechu is indeed faithful to Sonichu, and educates the readers on the dangers of cheating, such as diseases and children born with homosexuality, and how the main Rosechu gals freely express their feminism in the bedroom with their respected men.

Back at the mall, the battle has been fought completely offscreen as Wild and Sonichu talk about the aftermath. Magi Chan mentally informs them that he has found hostages, with Sonichu saying they will need ambulances and transportation for the homeless to go to the soup hotels in CWCVille. They take a moment to discuss how great the mayor is in attending to the people of the town and go back to their task of finding Slawheel. Sonichu finds her on the next page, and punches her a few times, declaring it a great battle as Slawheel flies away on a Nimbus Cloud with Sonichu flipping her off as she leaves, Slawheel declaring that though she has given up, there are more surprises in store. The Mal-Wart blows up as Sonichu and Wild watch in horror. Magi, who somehow survived, inform them Anglica and Bubbles are dead, along with 350 others (175 innocent, 23 Jerkops, 47 Janekops, and 127 were hypnotized by Slawheel. Three Power Rangers also died valiantly). Sonichu swears on his dead friends that he will get Slawheel for her crimes.

The first part ends on Magi informing Reginald on Angelica's death (she died buying tampons and/or pads as Magi implies), and how the Sneasel should invest in a sex-doll while he partakes in a love quest to replace Angelica. Reginald shows no sorrow for his lost love, as he blames Sonichu for a moment, but now finds himself free to make moves on Rosechu.

====Part 2====
Sonichu and Rosechu in: Dangers Above

The next episode opens on Wild and Sandy, who are adjusting to living without Simonla around. Sandy leaves for school and Wild tells her to be good and study hard. Sandy slips her earbuds in to listen to her favorite band, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys. Unfortunately, she is so distracted by her music, she walks in front of a speeding car. The driver was texting and driving, but suddenly sees the tragedy he caused. The next page cuts to her funeral as Sonichu and Rosechu pity Wild- losing his wife, and then his daughter. Rosechu attempts to empathize and offer support to Wild. Wild, overcome with grief and anger, lashes out at her, saying she's never lost anything while he has now lost his entire family. Rosechu is in shock of his anger, but Sonichu tells her to shrug it off since he's in grief. He answers his phone during the funeral with a frantic Heather on the other end. The kids got into the cleaners while Heather used the bathroom and all three kids had drunk all of the drain cleaner. Sonichu and Rosechu rush to the hospital and learn the fate of their children- Robbie and Christine died from ingesting the cleaner, but Cerah lived since she is the oldest and was not fatally affected (even though she's only a few months older than Christine and all kids were the same size). However, Cerah suffered major brain damage and would need assistance for the rest of her life. Sonichu and Rosechu grieve as two headstones take up the rest of the page for the children.

Later, Sonichu falls under stress with all the medical bills. Rosechu suggests he go get help from the mayor, to which Sonichu says is no use- Chris has been missing for months and is too busy with his video games and The Wallflower to care. Sonichu mentally blames Rosechu for the kids' fates as she left the cleaner out where they could easily get to it, and Rosechu mentally laments that Sonichu doesn't attempt to understand her.

The next scene cuts to a few weeks later as Marvey Blaziken discusses with Wild the legal actions after Sandy's death. The driver was convicted of texting and driving, but since Sandy was witnessed jaywalking at the time of her death, the driver was not convicted of involuntary manslaughter. The driver is only fined for running a stop sign and is put on probation for three months. Wild gains some self-awareness and yells about how terrible the laws are in the town- they have useless things like Dating Education (ironically where Wild met Simonla). Marvey suggests they present the mayor with a petition so he can review CWCville laws, to which Wild responds in saying that's hopeless- all of Chris's documents are signed with DS consoles. Wild excuses himself to be alone. The next page shows him with a gun, declaring he no longer wants to live and ends his life.

Sonichu drinks at TGI Fridays, verbally lashing out at the bartender to get him his fourth Long Island Iced Tea. Angelica appears to console Sonichu (most likely as a drunk hallucination by Sonichu) as he flirtingly invites her to sit with him. Meanwhile, Rosechu is at home grieving over Cerah's status, as she is tired of having to give Cerah 24/7 assistance, as Cerah lays in bed drooling and urinating. Rosechu thinks about how she dreamt of seeing her daughter walk down the aisle and start a family, but now she is "slow in the mind". Rosechu is angry over having no money to buy shoes and being forced to eat tuna from a can. She has reached her end and smothers Cerah with a pillow, mentally begging for forgiveness from her daughter. Sonichu comes home and is informed of her death. The two parents seem to shrug off their final child's death heartlessly- Rosechu glad he didn't suspect anything, and Sonichu actually relieved with her death. In a big text wall, the couple talk about their true feelings- Sonichu cannot stop blaming her for the kids' death, and Rosechu revealing she never really loved him, and it was foolish they got together just because they looked the same, and she had felt like nothing but a sex object to him and just a prize for him to show to his friends. She agrees to a divorce but declares Sonichu will pay for ruining her life.

The episode ends with a PSA from Chris to the audience about how an act of carelessness can snowball into tragic events. He reminds them all to have safe sex and to know the difference between lust and love.

====Reception====
Despite an overwhelmingly positive fan response to the new pages, Chris clarified in a rage-filled [[CWC Blog]] update that they were the work of a troll<ref>[[CWC_Blog#26_April_2010]]</ref>. During The Great Rampage 2.0 (when the [[CWCipedia]] was hacked for the second and final time), the pages were restored, but the CWCipedia died the next day.

===2015===

{{quote|I am getting back into the swing of drawing, writing and coloring my pages. The stories resume! And I am not letting too many cooks into this kitchen like I did inadvertently with the haters.|Chris, September 2015.<ref>[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Sonichu 11 Continues]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I have been unable to get that routine successfully habitual and set. The reasons are between my Emotions and Mood; I have to be in the right mind set in order to draw and create.|Chris, February 2016, shortly before citing a bunch of tired excuses as to why he wouldn’t work on the comic that he was paid over $1,000 to do.<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Bleeding Autism]]</ref>}}

According to statements made by [[William Elliott Waterman]] and his friend, Waterman had commissioned Chris, for $100, to draw Sonichu 11 pages<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-4-5-fearful-of-working.1331/page-7#post-26095</ref><ref>[[:File:Waterman commission CWC $100 .png]]</ref>, as part of a pathetic attempt to get himself unbanned from a video game blog. To that end, Waterman provided a script for Sonichu 11, including a page in which he begged the moderator of the blog to unban him; however, Chris merely used the script for inspiration and heavily revised it to his liking<ref>http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/fb-5-11-sonichu-sketches.1402/#post-29062</ref>.

On 5 September 2015, a set of uncolored development images of Sonichu #11 pages was leaked<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-11-development-images.12384</ref>. They appear to prove that the 2015 pages were, in fact, new, and not something he had been holding back for an extended time.
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The glorious, yet brief, resurrection of the comic on 4 September 2015, when Chris uploaded 11 new pages, was accompanied by a [[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages|donation bucket]] on his new [[Etsy]] account. One day later, a Youtube reviewer named [[DStecks]] gave Chris $1,000, thinking that Chris would deliver 100 pages of Sonichu. The donation listing was one of his best-selling items, until Etsy forced him to remove it, apparently because it violated TOS<ref>[[May 2016 Facebook posts#Etsy listing removal]]</ref>.

Despite being paid, Chris only completed a further 16 pages before dropping the project for another ''two years''. Only 27 pages were added in 2015, but in them, the ubiquitous elements of ''Sonichu'' - boring and confusing plotlines, inappropriate portrayals of underage characters, walls of expository text and tone-deaf racism - are present and accounted for.

For the next two years, Chris would recycle a set of worn-out excuses for why he didn't feel like doing work he was paid to do. His typical claim of stress evolved to ADD<ref>[[February 2016 Facebook Posts#Bleeding Autism]]</ref>, then dementia<ref>[[2017 tweets#Doopie defends Chris]]</ref>, and he also blamed [[Lulu]] for banning him over Sonichu being fanfiction. He last made those comments in April 2017.

===2016===
Chris discussed the comic with [[Arthur Spatchcock]] in early 2016.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And uh, kind of a spoiler, there will be a part in a future story where he-- where pretty much in a [[dream]] scenario, he has to swim in a river of essentially [[pickle]] brine juice.

'''Arthur:''' Oh no.

'''Chris:''' And he blows up during the swim.

'''Arthur:''' Really? So he's like, he's like deathly allergic to pickles?

'''Chris:''' Quite.

'''Arthur:''' He better hope he gets an {{w|Epinephrine|endephrine shot}} after that.

'''Chris:''' Well he's quite, uh, he's quite strong, so he's able to survive it, and at the end of the river is uh, is a healing pond at which he recovers from the allergy fairly quick.

'''Arthur:''' Well I guess that will definitely take care of that problem.

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Arthur:''' Now are you going to be introducing any more new characters into the series? Because right now you've already got quite a collection of people already ready to go. But seeing as how previous villains in the series have either been arrested, or, or gone, or dead, or missing, I should say, are you introducing new villains into the series based on the current, you know, issues in your life?

'''Chris:''' I would say that's still yet to be determined. But at least I was-- at least I am definitely glad to give [[Count Graduon]] a past human form with which to lead into his spirit, and um, [[Duck|very small]] spoiler, among the uh, people he'll be bringing in uh, the bodies, he finds somebody that looks nearly exactly like he used to, and he brings in-- he becomes one of the Jerkops, so he brings him in and moves his soul from the Metal Sonichu into that body.

'''Arthur:''' Now I gotta tell you right now, I definitely want to see more [[Metal Sonichu]].

'''Chris:''' Yeah, you'll definitely see Graduon's soul in Metal Sonichu's body, and uh, [[Ren Skysoar|Skysoar]] will be employed under Graduon, and he'll make a few more of them.

'''Arthur:''' See, what you need in the series, I think to really push the bad guys now, instead of just having Jerkops, you need like, robotic Jerkops, like 2.0.

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, pretty much, uh...

'''Arthur:''' After all, when you have a hero like Sonichu... Sonichu is already pretty powerful, and all of his friends are pretty strong too. You need to start adding that concept of conflict by making the enemies tougher too.

'''Chris:''' ...Yes, that will be taken under consideration. I already have a few-- I already have a few ideas on my mind, among which. But that is definitely one I could definitely add into, uh, the uh, into the [[Jerkop]] and Janekops, there.

'''Arthur:''' Because--

'''Chris:''' Make 'em-- make 'em a bit cyborg.

'''Arthur:''' Yes, you know, it's like, uh, it's like [[Power Rangers]], the original Power Rangers, with Zordon? When they had the {{w|Villains_in_Mighty_Morphin_Power_Rangers#Putty_Patrol|Putties}}, and then they had the Lord Zedd Putties?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ...Quite. But anyway, yes, I will take all that under great consideration.

===2017===
[[File:Beggingcountermay2017.png|thumb|Goddamnit Chris.]]

After 561 days of [[stress]]-fuelled inaction, Chris suddenly resumed work on the comic in [[May 2017]], with a [[Live Drawing Stream]] on the 8th, in which he took half an hour to draw the line-art for a single page. The sketch from that session, with three others, was posted to Facebook on the 11th. On the 14th-15th, he recorded more drawing and filmed himself using Photoshop. On the 23rd, he posted twelve fully colored pages to Facebook, finally putting an end to the Christmas special.

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In June 2017, Chris finished more pages and placed them behind a patron-only wall on [[Patreon]], stating that free samples would no longer be available<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#Patreon plans]]</ref>. This move is in marked contrast to what he had advertised on [[Etsy]] two years before when he said, "[[Lie|All completed Past and NEW Pages will be uploaded and Publicly viewable on my Facebook Page.]]" Regardless of his shady [[business]] dealings, fans continued throwing money at him, with some leaking the pages to the general public.

After '''eight years''' of development, he finished Sonichu 11 on 30 June.

[[File:Sonichu 11 book.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's copy of the book.]]
In July, he distributed print copies of the book, likely manufactured through [[Lulu]], to people who had pledged at least $20 to his [[Patreon]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/June_2017_Patreon_posts#Sonichu_11_page_91</ref>.

[[File:Sonichu11Credits.png|thumb|left|Part of the credits page]]
The printed edition of the book contains three pages worth of credits to people who had donated/pledged money to his Etsy and Patreon accounts, spanning nearly two years.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/June_2017_Patreon_posts#Book_11_completed</ref> The first two mentioned are early backers [[Waterman|Mister V.B.B.]] and [[DStecks|Daniel Steckly]].

===Speculation===

The ultimate content of future episodes was the subject of much speculation. [[Sonic]] appears prominently on the cover, making his reappearance no surprise; however, the bizarre way that he returns (apparently "played" by [[Silvana]]) seems to be a misguided attempt to avoid [[copyright]] infringement by having the blue hedgehog not be the "real" Sonic.

Chris has said that "''The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed.''"<ref>[[Mailbag 51]]</ref> This was pretty incomprehensible, as a {{w|Reboot (fiction)|reboot}} is a declaration by a Great Director that previously-established canon is null and void, or at least irrelevant. A {{w|clip show}}, on the other hand, is a TV episode composed mainly of excerpts from previous episodes. Neither of these corresponds to answered questions or revealed plots. It's possible that by "Clip Show," Chris meant that ''Sonichu'' #11 would contain more {{w|backstory}}, while by "reboot," he meant that the existing "plot" would be [[Chris and writing|clumsily resolved in a couple of pages]] before establishing a new status quo. In the end, neither of this happened, the "clip show" instead being a flash-forward followed by a flashback.

==Episode 22: "A Sonichu Christmas"==
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[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|Take that, separation of church and state! Also, child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|She's addressing Chris.]]
''This episode is not numbered, but as it skips from 21 to 23, this is clearly intended as Episode 22.''

In [[December 2009]], in response to requests for a ''Sonichu'' Christmas special, Chris began to create a comic adaptation of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," at the same time as he was working on the original prose version of the story. This marks the second time that Chris's [[Chris and writing|prose]] was adapted into comic form - the short story "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]" served as the basis for Episodes 1 and 2 in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. The story contains nothing of substantial value to the overarching plot of ''Sonichu'', instead just depicting the Lovehogs and their hellish offspring partaking in various boring and tedious Christmas activities, with no conflict or general narrative friction whatsoever.

The comic opens to show Sonichu's family in various states of celebration for the Christmas season, with the house decorated for the holiday. For a wintertime scene, the lawn of 14 Brunchland Lane is impossibly green, while a bike is left out along the side of the house awaiting permanent rusting from the events to follow. This is because Chris [[Scrapbook of Fail|reused]] the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/2/27/SchuComic9P34.jpg original 14 Brunchland Lane picture] seen in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] with half-assed editing of the clouds and sky to a dark blue color to reflect the nighttime, the removal of [[Reldnahc]] running down the road, and the addition of poorly-rendered Christmas lights and a wreath onto the house. Chris believes toddlers can do a lot, as Cerah, Christine and Robbie hang stockings, rehearse for the overtly Christian school play, and help bake cookies. At least one of them appears to be in elementary school, so Chris likely forgot how old they were supposed to be.

While rehearsing for a Christmas pageant at her school, Christine plagiarizes a joke from ''[[Family Guy]]'' when she ad-libs that the Virgin Mary may not really have been a [[virgin]]. Sonichu and [[Robbie]] are seen to be hanging stockings, and Robbie butchers a quote from ''{{w|A Visit from St. Nicholas}}''. After a long, boring conversation about what toys Robbie wants, the conversation finally ends with Sonichu giving a diabetes-inducing speech about loving his little angelic kids.

Meanwhile, Rosechu and [[Cerah]] make cookies. Cerah makes a big deal about making a special cookie for a [[Jewish]] kid named [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] in an uncomfortably awkward attempt at sensitivity. The cookie, made in the vague shape of a candle, bears no resemblance to any Jewish symbol. The cookie is vanilla-flavored, in case the kid has some kind of food allergy. Rosechu and Cerah do not consider that anyone other than Jews might have food allergies. Cerah says "I wuv you!" while facing away from her mother and directly at the reader, apparently breaking the fourth wall.

In the living room, Robbie and Cerah notice that it has begun to snow. As they watch, Sonichu and Rosechu discuss the weather forecast and decide to hoard groceries while the roads are still clear. While Sonichu goes to the supermarket, Christine recites {{w|Magnificat|Luke 1:45-55}} (which Chris types as Luke 1:46.5 - 55) while Rosechu watches and the children stare on with their soulless green eyes. While this passage is commonly heard in Protestant churches, there's no way that any American public school in the 21st century could get away with anything this overtly religious without fear of legal reprisal.
Later, Sonichu returns home with groceries and is welcomed home woodenly by Rosechu. His trip to the grocery store is not depicted or described in any way, rendering it a pointless plot feature.

The next morning, Sonichu and Rosechu sit in the kitchen drinking coffee. A [[KCWC]] announcer details [[CWCville]] school closings, and Sonichu expresses his anticipated enjoyment of a day spent with his family, hot "[[tobacky|coca]]" and a warm shower. Rosechu nags him to clear the snow burying their palatial residence, so Sonichu "bundles up for work." The kids wake and greet their father in unsettling unison, to which Sonichu replies with a hearty "good mornint". Noticing that all doors and windows are barred by mounds of snow, Sonichu decides to show off in front of the kids by jumping up the chimney and using his super-speed to scatter the snow off of his yard, heedless of the likelihood that the light and fluffy snow he's moving will be blown towards a busy road and possibly cause a [[Son-Chu|tragic accident]]. Exhausted, he heads back into the house for [[Chris and health#Hygiene|a shower]]. Waiting patiently by the bathroom, Rosechu holds a hideous novelty Christmas towel and blesses Sonichu for doing thirty seconds of chores.

To bore us further, we are informed that Robbie [[Christian Weston Chandler|plays video games and watches television]] and reminded that Rosechu is motivated only by her [[Women's rights|desire to cook and clean]]. Cerah, meanwhile, plays ''Call of Duty: World at War'' with Kevin the Jew. Kevin's character dies and his score is erased (even though ''Call of Duty'' doesn't work that way as a game), and when he complains, Cera chides him that he "[[Sonic Boom Protests|can't be so attached to a set of pixels]]." The two fight over the game, and soon after [[Magi-Chan]] begins chatting to Cerah telepathically about the incident, exploring her feelings for Kevin even though she's supposed to be a toddler. Meanwhile, Sonichu and Robbie meet a homeless woman and instead of offering her a place to sleep in their luxury home, they call her a cab to a soup hotel. Robbie, eager for adulation, announces that he feels embarrassed by his professed enormous reservoir of empathy for the less fortunate.

Blake and Bubbles are approached by [[Inos]], who wishes them a happy Kwanzaa. Blake suddenly remarks furiously that he isn't [[Chris and race|racist]] before expressing furious rage at the mere notion of someone thinking he is black, insisting mystifyingly that his fur does not look "skinburn colour." A [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retroactive flashback]] informs us that [[Simonla]] actually survived the Voltorb attack in ''Sonichu'' #10 due to a healing ability that was never referenced before. She is reunited with Wild, her daughter Sandy, and Zapina, who hugs Simonla and calls her "sis."

As they leave the hospital, Sandy's thoughts turn toward the [[Asperpedia Four|"bad men" in Amish Country]] and whether or not they celebrate Christmas. Wild immediately checks his smartphone and explains very tersely that the Amish actually celebrate two Christmases, focusing on "family, togetherness and reglion [sic]". Sandy imagines Mao and Alec trading simple building materials on Christmas, before almost orgasming at the thought of raising a barn. Mao and Alec also appreciate the fact that Sean is placated by rocks, for he indeed rocks. [[Evan]] is unmentioned. Sandy concludes her fantasy by proclaiming the Amish "weird". The entire segment is, of course, a ham-fisted attempt to remind everyone that Chris retconned the violent deaths of these men in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'' into an exile into Amish country.

Wild and Simonla then take Sandy and Zapina off to [[Country Cookin']] to celebrate. An unwarranted author's note informs the reader that all Sonichus and Rosechus drive hybrids. Meanwhile, up in the mountains for some reason, [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Silvana Rosechu]] huddle around a fire, and exchange wooden statements about how they are "fated" to be a couple. Silvana thanks Magi-Chan for all the character development that has occurred off-panel, and asks if he remembers how they first met. Magi-Chan suggests, [[Chris and writing|"at the risk of breaking the fourth wall"]], they save the story they both know for another time. Silvana then demands they "shut up, make out and mate up" and Magi-Chan expresses his desire to destroy the mountain they are on via violent intercourse.

We then see [[Punchy]] decorating his dojo and [[Angelica]] "sets a table" (the "table" is the altar of her church, which Chris evidently believes Catholics use as a dining table). No sign of [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]] or [[Layla Flaafy|Layla]] though.

At long last, we see Christine performing in the Nativity Play. Suddenly, Christine begins to evolve and runs off stage in embarrassment. She texts Rosechu about her clothes being destroyed and the great urgency with which she needs new ones. This once again muddies the waters regarding Sonichus and Rosechus and clothing; Christine is practically hysterical over not having any clothes to wear even though she's covered in fur and many of the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon never wear clothing at all. Clothing issues notwithstanding, Rosechu finds the now-adult Christine behind a locked door, and comforts her by sharing in a duet of [[Tomgirl|"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"]]. Sonichu suddenly returns with "coat, sandals, socks, panties" before regaling everyone with a pointless, extremely detailed account of his trip home and back. Christine triumphantly returns to the stage and completes her part, despite dwarfing the rest of the cast.

After the play, Cera approaches Kevin and apologizes for killing off his video game character, offering him dreidel cookies as a way of making amends. Kevin calmly explains how Cera's aggressive video game playing has proven "too much for him" and unceremoniously breaks up with her. These characters are supposed to be very young children. Devastated, Cera breaks down into tears and the famously empathetic Robbie comes over to comfort her. Together, they cry for two whole minutes before deciding they're over it. Note that this is one of few occasions in ''Sonichu'' where an undesirable situation is not resolved in an artificially cheerful way. Christine scoops up her siblings, Rosechu mentioning how she's gone from "middle child to big sister", and they all head off in their electric car.

[[File:48.jpg|thumb|Chris shoots down Blake's plans for a threesome.]]
Later, at the [[CWCville Shopping Center]], all the Sonichus and Rosechus have gathered together around a large Christmas tree to engage in holiday merriment. Angelica reveals that she kicked Reginald out of her house after he "trashed her bed", but plans to apologize to him later. Punchy responds with the news that Layla has left him because she could not get along with the Bananasauros. Simonla asks what has become of Chris since her recovery, at which point Rosechu reveals that in the time since the last issue, Chris has transitioned into a woman and now goes by Christine. Sonichu goes on a spiel about accepting others for their differences and apologizes for past remarks he has made. Wild suggests that the gang should visit Chris to show their support, and the rest agree. [[Allison Amber]] makes her sole appearance this issue just to say that she has other plans and can't go with them.

In [[Virginia]], the assorted 'chus show up at Chris' house with a cake. Chris, who is depicted with photographs a la [[Sonichu 6]], accepts their kindness. Blake comments that Chris has a nice rack and then they all pose for a group photo, concluding an episode that had been in the making for eight years.

==Episode 23: "Simonchu & Bananafunkle”==

{{see also|July 2017 Patreon posts#Simonchu & Bananafunkle script}}

[[File:VikingBoyBillyPatreon.png|thumb|Waterman has no self-respect.]]

In 2017, Chris posted Waterman’s 2015 script for this episode, which the latter had paid Chris $100 to produce. Chris had taken many artistic liberties with the material. Notably, Waterman had included a scene in which he pleaded with the administration of a video game blog to unban him; instead, Chris rewrote the lines to mock Waterman for being “juvenile.” Despite Chris being two years late on delivering, disregarding much of his script, and insulting him in the finished product, Waterman continued to give him money for the comic, donating through Patreon.

Summary

In West Virginia, Simonchu is repeatedly blown up by random underground Voltorbs while hunting for fossils when he receives a text from Simonla inviting him to her house. Simonchu decides to go and visit (taking a fossil and a Razor Claw with him), and we are treated to a flashback in which the retconned ending of Sonichu 10 shows that the Asperpedia 4 were not brutally murdered, but instead deprived of all their possessions by the state and imprisoned on an Amish farm for life in a less gory but still unconstitutional sentencing. Despite Simonla's retconned survival, Wild is shown screaming at a clearly distraught Simonchu, calling him a "murderer" despite nobody being dead, threatening to violently assault him (presumably with the intent to kill) over a murder that no longer took place. This begs the question-why does Simonchu risk death by showing up to Wild's house in person when he's clearly shown to own a perfectly functional iPhone?

Simonchu arrives at Simonla's house, where the latter suffers a fit of sanity and (reasonably) forgives Simonchu for his involvement in her not-murder, as after all, he wasn't the one who blew her up. Suddenly, Sandy returns home, and upon spotting Simonchu seems to immediately forget that her mother's death was retconned and yells at Simonla to "get away from that male". Simonla yells at her to apologize, and the mention of her middle name ("Samantha") inexplicably causes the psychotic Sandy to enter a berserk state in which she breaks the fourth wall to threaten to drill the reader's dick off if they even so much as mention a variation on "Samantha".

Sandy refuses to forgive Simonchu for being "one of those trolls", prompting Simonchu to protest that he was against the assassination plot in the first place, to which Sandy screams at him to shut up. A frightened Simonchu tries to stutter out a "Yes Sandy" in affirmation, but unfortunately, Sandy is ALSO inexplicably enraged by shorthand variations on her FIRST name, which makes you wonder why Wild and Simonla don't just have Chris legally change it to something else so she doesn't drill someone's dick out in the future.

The situation only escalates when Wild suddenly returns home, due to a Deus ex Machina sense telling him to be where the plot required him to be. Wild immediately pulls out a vine and by the next panel, Simonchu is out cold due to Wild committing the assault he threatened him with. It's only THEN that Simonla yells at her family to stop being idiots for five seconds, remember that her death was completely retconned out, and apologize to Simonchu for assaulting him once he regains consciousness. At no point does Simonla announce an intention to apologize to Simonchu for causing the whole mess by being too lazy to text her husband and daughter about this in advance.

Upon recovery, Simonchu claims that he was abused by the Asperpedia 4 by being trained to fight high level Pokémon and was "mentally dumbed down" by "videos of the seriously mentally challenged". Despite being locked in a cage, he was able to obtain Internet access by stealing someone's phone, getting Simonla's number, and sending her evidence of his plight. Simonla apparently promised to launch a rescue attempt that never took place.

Simonchu then explains that the plot against Simonla's life was a retaliatory strike for Chris's mass murder of hundreds of people in Sonichu #10. He details their plan to kill everyone Sonichu and Rosechu at the mall, which was apparently supposed to involve Sean throwing rocks at people and Alec setting more than one Voltorb. Simonchu explains that his role in the plan was to distract Magi-chan's psychic surveillance by thinking "Kill Simonla" repeatedly, a tactical decision that is comparable to setting off the sprinklers so you can commit arson. During his incarceration, Wild and Sandy visited him for the sole purpose of screaming at him for things that were clearly beyond his ability to control (once again calling him a "murderer" despite nobody dying), presumably because Simonla once again neglected to tell someone about an important thing involving Simonchu.

Wild and Sandy give a standard Chris pseudo-apology and the issue is promptly forgotten about. Simonchu goes on to explain that he moved to West Virginia to dig for fossils until recently, as he felt "banned from Virginia" despite being acquitted of any involvement in a crime and CWCville merely being one city out of many. Wild asks Simonchu for the Razor Claw so he can give it to Reginald so the latter can evolve, while Sandy offers to take Simonchu to the local museum to have the mystery fossil revived.

Thirty minutes later, Wild arrives at Angelica's church and gives her the Razor Claw. We then flash forward four days to December 22nd, 2008. Angelica gives Reginald the Razor Claw, the two have sex (thankfully offscreen for once), and then promptly fall asleep. Reginald then presumably gains a level in his sleep while holding on to the Razor Claw at night, causing him to suddenly evolve into a Weavile. He then spends five minutes trashing every part of the room save for the section of the bed Angelica is still sleeping in due to some sort of feral rage. Angelica awakes to find Reginald huddled in the corner, now completely coherent and claiming that he's "evolved against his own will" (even though all he had to do to stop it was not hold on to the Razor Claw at night) and despite Angelica's pleas, he leaves for her safety because he thinks he is now "vicious and more dark than the night", forcing Angelica and her sister nuns to clean up his mess.

Chris then interjects, apologizes for not giving the episode a title yet, and explains that the rest of the episode will be based on a script Waterman gave him in 2015, though Chris states that he has taken creative liberty to add more details to the story.

Back on December 18th, 2008, Simonchu and Sandy arrive at the Museum and give the mystery fossil to an unnamed Rosechu scientist (who Simonchu considers asking out). While they wait for the fossil to be revived, Simonchu expresses an intention to move to CWCville and Sandy explains that despite being less than a few months old she was placed in the fourth grade after what was presumably a basic intelligence test. The scientist Rosechu then returns, announcing that the revived fossil is a new species of Pokémon that has been dubbed the Bananasaur (a Grass/Dragon-type) and requests that Simonchu and Sandy breed it to obtain new Bananasaurs for research purposes.

The Bananasaur does not appear to be a normal Pokémon, as Sandy explains that it's not using whatever universal language Pokémon use to talk to one another to communicate. In fact, it appears to speak complete nonsense. At a nearby manga store, Punchy overhears what the Bananasaur is trying to tell Sandy--that he's a fan of Samurai Pizza Cats and AC/DC. Punchy enters the museum and begins to converse with the Bananasauros, who explains that he is the recently reincarnated spirit of someone who was struck by a car while listening to music on his phone while going to play vidya with his friends. Punchy offers the Bananasaur some Pocky, and Simonchu suggests that Punchy be the one to take care of the Bananasuar as nobody else can understand him.

Suddenly, the Bananasaur evolves into a banana-shaped dinosaur thing which Punchy dubs the Bananasauros (clearly meant to be Banana''saurus''). Punchy concludes that it must have been a friendship-induced evolution and takes the Bananasauros home. On the way to Punchy's house, the Bananasauros elaborates on his past life, claiming to be the reincarnated spirit of a high school "seinor", skateboarder, and "expert rad gamer" named David Rotgard. David the Bananasauros goes on to claim that he deserves his current fate, as shortly before his death he "cheaded Caitllyn on Henny". The two return home, and while David is happy to see that he can still operate a controller, Layla is upset that Punchy got a pet/adopted a baby/took in a random high schooler without so much as a phone call. Punchy promises to take care of their new friend, but Layla threatens to leave him if it becomes too much for her to handle. Punchy leaves to go play Call of Duty with his new roommate.

On December 22nd, Punchy takes David to the local Pokémon Day Care Center and forces him to have sex with a Ditto in the form of a female Bananasauros, telling him to suck it up. David is traumatized by the whole experience and sorely regrets every life decision he made that resulted in being reincarnated as a banana dragon thing. After the Ditto lays the eggs containing David's children, David requests that he be neutered so he never has to be raped by a Ditto again. Later in the week, Punchy takes David to Nabe's dojo to teach him how to fight. Punchy easily gains the upper hand, until David notices a skateboard propped up against a tree after being thrown through a wall.

David crashes through the wall on a skateboard and begins fighting Punchy again, right after the Sonichu had patched up the holes from their training session a few moments ago. Punchy complains that David "lacks discipline" and is offended that he'd consider bringing a skateboard onto "sacred ground", but fights him anyway. David beats Punchy, as his skateboarding-based fighting style is too unorthodox for Punchy to read, but as he stands over Punchy and gloats, a loose floorboard flings Punchy into David with enough force to send both of them to the hospital.

Punchy and David return home to find Layla packing her bags, furious that Punchy would continue to associate with David after the latter's antics landed them in the hospital. Layla tells Punchy to not bother trying to find her, that she's unfriended him on Facebook, and that she never wants to see him again. Layla then slugs the Bananasauros in the face and "devours part of his body", commenting that he doesn't even taste like a fruit. David tries to apologize to Punchy via the standard Chris format, but Punchy is too pissed at him for destroying his relationship in just four days of existing to care.

[[File:Bananasauros.jpg|thumb|A [[ween]]'s character getting beaten up by a [[troll]]'s character.]]

Chris then butts in, declaring that he's going to be summarizing the rest of the episode because "time is short" and he wants to get on to his original ideas already. He explains that Layla hooked up with Reginald and got a job working as a secretary with the local power company and that the two moved in with each other shortly after Christmas. Punchy grows increasingly distraught as David doesn't pick up after himself, does nothing but play video games, and hogs the TV so much that Punchy can't enjoy Samurai Pizza Cats (with Chris insulting Waterman for the latter's idea that the two could be best roommates). David is hired for odd jobs by Shin-Nabe as a form of discipline training.

The episode ends with Magi-chan deciding to butt in, explaining that he's been looking for the cast's Mega Stones since the end of Sonichu 10, that he's fully aware of whatever it is that Graduon's planning, and spoilers that Chris will "nullify" a "spot of havoc" at an SLGBTQ festival in 2009, presumably referring to something in Sonichu #12, while claiming that Chris will stop writing slice of life stories after that.

==Episode 24, Part 1: "The Clip Show: Catching Up"==

Taking place on August 21st, 2009, Episode 24 consists mostly of flashbacks in an attempt to form an approximation of clip show episode. The chapter displays that Chris doesn't understand how clip shows are supposed to work.

The comic opens with a confusing "behind-the-scenes prologue" in which Silvana Rosechu is getting ready to play a guest star in what she calls, "an episode of our history." She gets dressed and then transforms into Sonic the Hedgehog as a man with a name tag labeled "STAFF" tells her cameras are rolling.

Sonic comes across Sonichu and Rosechu in the mall carrying large amounts of bags while lamenting the lack of carts in malls. The three have a difficult to read conversation about sales "featuring the CWC-sclusives until Amy decides to go off to shop some more. Sonichu and Sonic sit down on a bench and catch up on the events in each other's lives since they last interacted in Sonichu 1.

Sonichu mentions his children as the scene transitions to 12:30 pm on February 17, 2009, at AnnWeston elementary school. The infobox also informs us that it is 65 degrees "Farenheit" for no apparent reason. Cera and Christine Rosey and Robbie Sonee are having a tea party when they are interrupted by a bully who throws a baseball at Robbie's head. Robbie retaliates with an electric attack, but it has no effect. The bully tries to get help from a police officer to no avail. He then calls for a boy named Dogson saying, "It's time to play for our team, boy." as he kisses him to get the officer's attention. The cop reveals himself to be a Jerkop by shouting, "There will be no love in the world of Graduon, kid!" turning to fight to attack the bully.

Enraged, Cera defeats the Jerkop with a series of thunder punches, paralyzing him. The bully runs away while Robbie and Cera celebrate. Cera evolves into Cera Rosechu, destroying her clothing. Robbie asks Cera how she feels, and she replies with, "I feel more knowledged. I feel stronger. my perception of things have changed a bit. I feel like I could take on the whole world! And then,... I feel a chill! Darn! I'm naked!" Robbie goes off to call Sonichu to bring Cera some clothes.

Cut back to the present with Sonichu and Sonic still talking on a bench. Sonichu explains how when Robbie evolved, he realized he was transexual, and after coming out to his sisters, doctors and Magi-Chan helped Robbie transition to Roberta. Sonichu claims that although he was "bothered some with that boy body dressing up girly," he eventually got used to it, and Roberta's transition was so effective that every day her breasts grew bigger, her face got smoother, and her belly got slimmer. Sonic is flabbergasted by all of this. Chris then shows up out of nowhere, and Sonic says she looks familiar. Sonichu explains she is Chris. Sonic is surprised and accuses Chris’s medallion of being fake. Chris then uses her medallion to transform into a feminine form of Chris Chan Sonichu, and Sonic is so astonished that his jaw drops. Sonichu grabs a microphone out of nowhere and introduces “Miss Chris Chan Sonichu” Chris then asks for his flashback to be played.

In this flashback, he explains that his transition to becoming a woman happened after his trip in 2015. He explains that in addition to finding a cure for homosexuality that would have only raised a "Zombie-Like army", he would have learned of the "epithany" that he was a woman all this time. After defeating [[Slaweel]] in battle, his TRUE womanhood came closer to him. The scene jumps to a flashback from ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', in which Slaweel was arrested. Chris, in his [[Colossal Chan]] form, is seen thinking to himself first about Slaweel's arrest and Count Graduon's destruction, and then about his feminine habits and nature back in High School. Comparing it to his experiences with the masculine, he finds it that he "actually don't like such brutish things". Looking deeper into himself, he felt more woman than his birth-gender male. He then felt that the more he opened himself towards that plausibility, he truly felt more at peace within himself. Suddenly, he yells out:

{{quote|[[The Incredible Lioness|'''''I am woman! Roar!''''']]}}

He then kneels down, feeling some sort of pain. Suddenly, his transformation changes! He changes from some hobo looking dude in a blue Sonichu costume to a beautiful woman that, like his previous incarnation and original form, obviously doesn't match his IRL physical appearance. His beard is removed, he is given breasts and his butt is tightened. After the transformation sequence, Chris is shocked by his new look. He looks into the mirror and sees that his new epiphany works well with him now. He also says that although he would switch to wearing skirts, his jeans still work well on him.

Then, the energies of the [[Sonichu Balls|Crystals]] departed from him and synced in with the energies that departed from Sonichu earlier, merging under the moonlight. From the ground, many people, including [[Magi-chan]], witnessed the crystals merging in front of the moon in the midnight skies. Suddenly, the Sonichu Crystal's shattered into a million fragments. These fragments took the form of Megastones from ''Pokémon X & Y''. One of these Mega Stones landed near Chris. He then claims to have seen these in the future (This could be explained by the fact that the events in this flashback took place on August 9, 2008, predating the release of ''Pokémon X & Y'' in 2013) and recognized it as a [[Sonichite]], or in this case a "Chrischansonichite".

The narration is then switched to Sonichu's POV. He was chilling with his wife, [[Rosechu]], and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|his children]] when he witnessed the shattering of the Sonichu Crystals. They enjoyed the view, saying that it was like a "multi-exploding, very expensive Firework". Two of these Sonichu Crystal fragments landed near Rosechu and Sonichu. Upon picking them up, they both transformed. Rosechu transformed into [[The Incredible Lioness]] and Sonichu transformed into [[Ultra Sonichu]]. They both pointed at each other in shock. [[Cera Rosechu|Cera]] congratulated them on evolving. Rosechu and Sonichu were confused about how they evolved. Rosechu claimed that she wasn't feeling angry, which is required for her to transform into the Incredible Lioness, and Sonichu claimed that he gave up on his Ultra form a few hours ago. Then suddenly, the couple transformed back into their original form. Cera wasn't quite happy to see them deform while [[Robee Sonichu|Robee]] and [[Christine Rosechu|Christine]] were shocked to see what briefly happened to their parents.

The narration is switched back to Chris's POV. As said before, Magi-Chan saw the shattering of the Crystals. High above the CWCville Police Station, he foresaw his own unique Sonichite in the distance and, with his psychic powers, stopped it in its tracks and brought the Mega Stone to him. The other unique Mega Stones landed in various random places around [[CWCville]] and beyond, nowhere near [[Wild Sonichu|the]] [[Bubbles Rosechu|other]] [[Angelica Rosechu|members]] [[Punchy Sonichu|of]] the [[Chaotic Combo]].

The flashback ends when Chris said that he thought of putting his Sonichite on his medallion, but it was already within it upon contact, right in the center. He recognized this magic to be something else other than [[Cherokee]] magic. Sonichu then says that his species have pockets sewed inside their socks to store their Sonichites. Chris then says that he would've used a Barrette, but her hair isn't long enough yet and wasn't thinking of making his hair long before. He also felt disappointed that he was still a male human body throughout that night. It made him think, though, as Magi-chan would've confirmed the new functions inside his new female Sonichu form. He would "mix me-a and mix me-b, yada, yada, yada" and would give birth to [[Russel and Cynthia|Russel Sonee and Cynthia Rosey]]. As he was not ready for his parenthood, he had Senorita [[Heather Iglesias]] to take care of them instead. Chris would often visit them, to make sure they know that he is their mother.

Sonichu then tells Chris that he has digressed enough. He also says that Magi-Chan informed him and the rest of the other Sonichus that these Megastones cannot be used frequently and thus require recharging in between uses. He also says that they would allow them to use the Mega Stones as a last resort. Suddenly, Chris's receives a call from [[Bob Chandler]], who tells Chris to go to [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] to buy him some TV dinners and Soup. After the call ended, Chris then tells Sonichu and Sonic that he was heading to Wal-Mart to buy what his dad needs. He then heads off to Wal-Mart.

Sonichu and Sonic say goodbye to Chris. Sonic then says that he's hungry and tells Sonichu what time it is. Sonichu responds with 5:30 and realizes that they're were talking for three hours. Sonic then says that when he's not running, time does fly by for him. He then suggests moving this conversation to the food court. Sonichu asks if he would want to carry the food to the cart. Sonic then says that he's got a better idea and "would be right back". Sometime later, Sonichu is seen carrying the grocery bags and Sonic is seen with a shopping cart. Sonic proceeds to tell Sonichu that he hasn't stopped by Sears yet. Sonichu tells Sonic to be "enough with the gabbin'" and that he was loading the cart. Sonichu then tells Sonic that he would discuss the wedding after they ate.

==Comic pages==
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The last three pages contain a list of donors, as a sign of gratitude from Chris, which are only in the print version of the comic.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu #11 Trailer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0hhhM_lfR-8}}
| stardate = 11 [[August 2011]]
| maker = archhalljr10
| subject = ''Sonichu'' #11
| type = Fan trailer
}}

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20170723172149/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 ''Sonichu'' #11]
* [https://archive.vn/x4nAF 2015 Pages of Sonichu 11] archived link but it's not interractive
* [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/that-one-issue.197/#post-20215 Mirror of Sysop's FALSE and DISHONEST version of pages 13-38]

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Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)

2021-05-31T18:04:06Z

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This page lists various vlogs and podcasts which mention Chris.

==List==
===''Honest Game Trailers''===
Three minutes into the video, Chris is brought up as an example of the horrors of the [[Sonic]] fandom, particularly showcasing [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]. Less than a minute later, Sonic is jokingly referred to as Sonichu.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (Honest Game Trailers)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TR7r4PlNeOY}}
}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator [[Wikipedia:Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]] (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which is a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8]</ref>

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

During an episode of SleepyCabin, it was revealed that Harry actually contacted Chris to ask him if he wanted to work on a game together, in which Chris declined saying that Harry's animation style wasn't that good at all, despite many considering Harry to be one of the best animators online. The reason why he wanted to work on a game with Chris is unknown to this day, whether it be for trolling or because he actually wanted to.

===''Atop the Fourth Wall''===
Comic book reviewer Lewis [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|Lovhaug]] (a.k.a. "Linkara") goes on a brief tirade in his 99th video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24-minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait!" the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}

While he'd previously made the point that he wouldn't review webcomics in general, Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' in particular because he didn't want to acknowledge it further. He describes Chris as a "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|creepy stalker]]". Towards the end of the episode, a character tries to pressure Linkara into reviewing ''Sonichu'' before Linkara settles on reviewing a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic for his 100th episode. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
{{Infobox/video
|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===BlackBusterCritic===
Chris has been on the BlackBusterCritic's Sonic Brainfart's videos where BBC highlights the points of Chris' wrongdoings. Jamin also has a part two of the series, but it is unknown what happened to it.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SonicBrainFart Christian Weston Chandler Chris chan Part 1 1 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube|jgSweXQcZvY}}
}}

===Bruva Alfabusa===
Alfabusa is a YouTuber well-known for his ''Warhammer 40,000''-themed videos and the "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device" series. In the 11th episode of the series, towards the end, the God Emperor of Mankind implied how he lived one of his past lives as Chris.

{{Infobox/video
|name= If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 11: Intervention
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xgmGITyOSRo}}
}}

{{quote|"...Or when I spent 50-something years as an overweight, mentally unstable manchild creating [[Sonichu|grotesque crossbreeding products out of already existing characters owned by different companies]], in the hope of having mankind realise that their ways are faulty so they would pick up the [[Heart Torch of Fail|torch]] and head for the future rather than sitting idly by and engage in pettiness, superstition, gluttony, and hatred for one another. That plan was genius. Too bad people were too fucking stupid to find the enlightening messages hidden in all those [[List of Videos|holo-recordings]] I made."| The God Emperor of Mankind, reflecting on his actions during his life as the manchild we know today}}

===Filthy Frank===
On October 8, 2014, popular YouTuber Filthy Frank uploaded a video deriding [[anime|weeaboos]], using an image of Chris as an example in his song about them; he can be seen at 10:08 in the video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= WEEABOOS
|video= {{#ev:youtube|OFQQALduhzA}}
}}

===SleepyCabin===
Sleepycast is a podcast hosted by many famous internet animators, including OneyNG, Psychicpebbles, Stamper and Spazkid.

On 14 December 2014, Spazkid, creator of ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series]]'', described his fascination with Chris, how he began trolling in 2007 and why he ultimately regrets doing it, even though he doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the most saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

In another podcast they made, they all got into a heated argument when Spazkid said that he believed that Chris-Chan at least ''tries'' to make decent content with a huge majority of the podcast members completely disagreeing with him.

They occasionally reference him sometimes in other episodes.

Interestingly, the Sleepycast members reveal that [[Harry Partridge]] once contacted Chris about developing a game with him. Apparently, Chris turned Harry down because he thought he wasn't a talented enough animator. Jump to 1:43:25 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SleepyCast 11 - [Spooktacular Q&A Spectacular]
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Q6bNWhCEurY}}
}}

===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December, 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point, Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===ReviewTechUSA===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}

On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup. He also mentioned [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] near the end of his review of 12-oz. Mouse.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}
}}

===Game Grumps===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}
}}

{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokémon."
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}

In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid-recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her the blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.

===SuperPrincessDaisy64===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Boom Shadow
|video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}
}}

Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms. Of note is that [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock|Mike Pollock]], the TRUE and HONEST English voice actor for [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Eggman]], has commented on the video and given it his approval, meaning yet another of Chris's heroes is at least tangentially aware of his existence.

===Larry Bundy Jr.===
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Films Wanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|W3JjyoEhCuo}}
}}

Eight years later, in "5 Totally Messed Up Influences of Video Game Mascots" episode of "Fact Hunt", Larry mentions how DMA Designs "did a Sonichu" when revealing that the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmings_(video_game) Lemmings] were a direct knockoff of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wombles The Wombles].

{{Infobox/video
|name= 5 Totally Messed Up Influences of Video Game Mascots | Fact Hunt
|video= {{#ev:youtube|hHycV6AGUpU}}
}}

In another episode of "Fact Hunt", "5 Game Breaking Glitches that Bricked your Console", Larry mentions a newspaper article written about the game ''Pool of Radiance: Ruins of Myth Drannor'', written by "Chris Chan"; he clarifies that this is ''not'' the same one you're thinking of. Jump to 7:21.

{{Infobox/video
|name= 5 Game Breaking Glitches that Bricked your Console | Fact Hunt
|video= {{#ev:youtube|zkog8Qkkj6g}}
}}

===CatalystEXE===
CatalystEXE, most famous for being the voice of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, made a drawing of Christian, Rosechu (with a [[china]] for a mouth), a [[pickle]], and Sonic during a live stream. Watch from 46:12-58:21 in the video to see him draw the picture. He also made two comments regarding Christian.
[[File:Cata4.png|thumb|200px|The drawing in question. Reads: "My feet are so hot and sweaty from running around all day! Maybe you can help me cool off!"]]
[[File:Cata.PNG|thumb|200px|His first comment]]
[[File:Cata2.PNG|thumb|200px|His second comment]]

{{Infobox/video
|name= Art
|video= {{#ev:youtube|GCSVSpo6eRk}}
}}

===Drunken Peasants===
Chris appeared on the ''Drunken Peasants'' podcast (starring TJ, also known as [[Thorg|The Amazing Atheist]]) episode 129 on July 10, 2015.

{{Infobox/video
|name= TJ Slaps Stevie - Confederate flag Taken Down in SC - Stupid Ads - DPP #129
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pBC7EMkQzzI}}
}}
===Your Movie Sucks===
33 seconds into YMS's review of ''Cyberbully'', the infamous picture of Chris wearing Barb's bra and panties is shown when Adam says "You can control what you post." The photo was actually leaked, but the point still stands given that one can control what pictures they take of themselves.

{{Infobox/video
|name= YMS: Cyberbully (Full Review)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|fi8A-GHOo8c}}
}}

===iDubbbz===
On 26 November 2015, iDubbbz, well known for his Content Cop and Bad Unboxing series, received a (fake and dishonest) Sonichu Medallion from a fan, who made it and wore it for a convention cosplaying as Chris. iDubbbz then mentions how he knows a little about him and wears it throughout the video. (Jump to 3:00 for the unboxing)

{{Infobox/video
|name= Straight out of Compton - Bad Unboxing
|video= {{#ev:youtube|UHmQKzenYYw}}
}}

===Sachumo===
{{main|Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)}}

Sachumo is a YouTuber who gained moderate popularity after making a [[documentary]] on Chris's life. The video has since garnered over a million views. On 22 September 2017, Chris finally viewed the documentary, writing about its traumatic effects in a [[Facebook]] post.

On 21 October 2017, Sachumo did a live stream in which he chatted with Chris.

===Fredrik Knudsen===
YouTuber Fredrik Knudsen, known for his ''Down the Rabbit Hole'' videos, made a video talking about Chris. He also posted a live stream on ''Sonichu'' the following year.

{{infobox/video
|name= Sonichu and Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) — Down the Rabbit Hole
|video= {{#ev:youtube|v=5IPtLvxO8hs&t}}
}}

{{infobox/video
|name= [Archived Livestream] Sonichu: A Critical Analysis | Down the Rabbit Hole Livestream Special
|video= {{#ev:youtube|v=kDdRDSP7ehA}}
}}

===BraveryJerk===
{{main|BraveryJerk Interviews}}

On two separate occasions in 2016, BraveryJerk, a group of [[autism|exceptional individuals]] who run a subreddit affiliated with the popular /r/circlejerk, interviewed Chris, producing three videos on two YouTube channels.

===Mister Metokur===
On June 30, 2017, a popular YouTuber, Mister Metokur, compared an atrocious webcomic, the Light Bringer, made by another lolcow, Linkara, to Sonichu in that they are both self-insert mary sue comics filled with one-dimensional characters in his video ''TGWTG Episode 3: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm''. He also mentioned that the only difference between Chris and Linkara is that Chris has autism and Linkara "hasn't been diagnosed".

{{infobox/video
|name= TGWTG Episode 3: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
|video= {{#ev:youtube|5_2ayQkTnvY}}
}}

===RebelTaxi===
Chris and Sonichu are occasionally referenced on RebelTaxi's 'Pizza Party' podcast. Episode 61 even includes Sonichu in its thumbnail.

{{infobox/video
|name= 61-Pizza Party Podcast-The DIAPER FETISH SONIC Special
|video= {{#ev:youtube|DvlVgAIvkYI}}
}}

===BIRDMAN===
BIRDMAN (also known as Anthony) is a prominent YouTuber who has displayed "Eugene" (typically people like Chris) on his YouTube channel to analyze. He only found out about Chris in late 2017, uploading the video ''The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See''.

{{infobox/video
|name= The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See
|video= {{#ev:youtube|5ue_nP9w0fY}}
}}

===VideoGameDunkey===
VideoGameDunkey is a notable YouTube let's-player known for his reviews, commentaries and walkthrough videos for a variety of video games. On 17 March 2017 he uploaded a video called ''The Good Year'', in which he praised the new games released that year. During the video, a picture of Chris is shown when he talks about how [[Sonic]] fans are weird around 5:07.

{{infobox/video
|name= The Good Year
|video= {{#ev:youtube|bxvPG4xCyCA}}
}}
{{quote|Now, Sonic fans? These guys are-are weird man, they're-they are legitimately insane.}}

===OneyPlays===
OneyPlays is a gaming channel on YouTube run by popular animator Chris O'Neil, better known as "Oney" or "OneyNG." He and his friends Ding Dong and Julian (as well as other guest on the show) occasionally reference Chris in their banter. An example of this is how, during their playthrough of ''Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back'', they come up with a humorous scenario where Chris replaces the title character as the main protagonist of ''[[Harry Potter]]''. They have further mentioned that their favorite video of Chris is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]. Among the three, Julian seems to be, at the very least, the most respectful toward Chris Chan, this is seen when he became somewhat upset when Chris O'Neil called Chris Chan a retard in the F Zero play through and also, in the Sonic Adventure one, when Ding Dong joked about Chris Chan committing suicide by electrocuting himself with an Xbox, though despite all this, he does always end up laughing.
{{infobox/video
|name= Oney Plays - Chris Chan Compilation
|video= {{#ev:youtube| QMfk3OTHrkg}}
}}
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{{infobox/video
|name= Oney Plays - Chris Chan Compilation 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlaXh_8i6uE&t=25s}}
}}

===Bad Creepypasta===
Bad Creepypasta is a YouTube show in which, as its name implies, sub-par creepypasta stories are read and made fun of. In the episode "OG Nina the Killer," the hosts imagine a character in the story named Chris to be Chris-chan, and make many references to Sonichu and CWCVille throughout.

{{infobox/video
|name= BAD CREEPYPASTA - OG Nina the Killer
|video= {{#ev:youtube| Y39dmXQBpDw}}
}}

===Logan Hub===
The YouTube series Logan Hub used an image of a shirtless Chris in their video on [[Anime|weaboos]] (the picture is at the 0:39 mark):

{{infobox/video
|name= Weeaboos EXPLAINED
|video= {{#ev:youtube| TsQ3WqXAoJg}}
}}
Logan later did a video on bad webcomics, in which ''Sonichu'' was featured as one of them, even mentioning that he will do an entire episode on Chris later (he starts talking about Sonichu at 4:44):

{{infobox/video
|name= The Weird Side of the Internet <nowiki>|</nowiki> Episode 7: Bad Web Comics
|video= {{#ev:youtube| owJOC6ocR2E}}
}}

===Diamondbolt===
Diamondbolt is a YouTuber known for his videos on [[Transformers]] and other popular media. In his video "Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!", Sonichu can be seen when describing Sonic OCs.

{{infobox/video
|name= Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg| sonic-the-hedgehog-characters-in-one-quote}}}
}}

===Shoegazer Productions===
In their 60th episode of ''Lost Media Chronicles'' series, this time covering the lost pilot episode of the Nickelodeon cartoon series ''Rocket Power'', sound-clips of [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don]] can be heard during the credits as a possible homage to the troll [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]].

{{infobox/video
|name= Lost Media Chronicles Episode 60 Rocket Power Pilot
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg|lost-media-chronicles-episode-60-rocket-power-pilot}}
}}

===The Rpg Monger===
In his analysis of the Sonic fandom in his ''The Fandom Files'' series, Chris is mentioned as one of the most infamous figures in the fandom where [[A-Logging|critics]] try to point to reasons why to hate them.

{{infobox/video
|name= The Tragic History of Sonic’s Fandom - The Fandom Files
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5SAMhHh2JE}}
}}

===Lumpy Touch===
As part of his ''CurseBound'' series of pixel artworks, Lumpy Touch's rendition of the [[Sonic Totem]] is seen as the final work shown in the 4th part of the series.

{{infobox/video
|name=CurseBound - Cursed image pixelart with EarthBound music PART 4
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KACn5W9u6Yg}}
}}

===Sam O'Nella===
When talking about [[wikipedia:Phineas Gage|Phineas Gage]] in his video "Improbable Tales of Survival", he described how "Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan" the "one true god" decided that Gage would survive having his head driven into by a tamping iron. The figure sports a T-shirt that resembles the stripes on [[The Classic]]. This depiction might also serve as an indirect jab to Chris's current delusions of godhood. It should also be noted that Sam O'Nella follows Chris on Twitter.

{{infobox/video
|name=Improbable Tales of Survival
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGeJHksykI&t=90s}}
}}

===Telltale===
Made a podcast where he talked about him for a bit.

{{infobox/video
|name=Who is Chris Chan? And more
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b16nmqgXIQ&frags=pl%2Cwn&t=630s}}
}}

===SomeOrdinaryGamers===
Mutahar of SomeOrdinaryGamers made a video on Chris where he reacted to [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]] and gave his thoughts on Chris's delusions on the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his current state as of 2019.

{{infobox/video
|name=Sonichu Has Gone Too Far...
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLUDpK7RTk&t=488s}}
}}

===NateTalksToYou===
In his video "How James Rolfe (AVGN) Avoids Drama", Nate lists four reasons how James Rolfe, the man behind the Angry Video Game Nerd avoids drama. The second reason is the fact how he keeps his private life away from the Internet. Chris is then shown as an example of a famous Internet figure who got embroiled in dramas due to his propensity to revealing everything from his life.

{{infobox/video
|name=How James Rolfe (AVGN) Avoids Drama
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-blW6e8fLU}}
}}

===JelloApocalypse===
JelloApocalypse is a channel known for parodies of pop culture in series such as '''Welcome to...''' and '''So This is Basically'''. In the video “So This is Basically Sonic the Hedgehog” there is a visual reference to Sonichu at the 2:56 mark.

{{infobox/video
|name=So This is Basically Sonic the Hedgehog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrsYxR2pSRY}}
}}

===Internet Historian===
Blink and you will miss it, one of the listed 'Create Your Taste' [[McDonald's]] burger's name is the "Chris Chan Special". No image exists of the burger, but given the memetic nature of the promotion's existence, one can guess on what it [[Navy|will]] [[Pickle|involve]].

{{infobox/video
|name=Very Serious Business
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROaj3bCpZEM&t=698s}}
}}

===Film Theorists===
At 7:02 in a Film Theory video about ''Rick and Morty'', during a part where thought patterns for [[Idea Guys|ideas]] are explained, a folder titled "Stupid Ideas" includes [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic's original movie design]] edited to look like Sonichu and wearing Detective Pikachu's hat.

{{infobox/video
|name=Film Theory: Inside the Mind of Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNYCSpvCs3w&t=420s}}
}}

===NakeyJakey===
Sonichu makes a cameo in the opening segment of NakeyJakey's video on online dating.

{{infobox/video
|name=Online Dating
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTTEYUh6vco}}
}}

===Whang!===
In a ''Gaming Mysteries'' video of a lost farming game, Justin Whang stated how the game was his most requested topic from his followers, with Chris topping it. However, Justin has no plans to do any videos on him.

{{infobox/video
|name=The Lost Evil Farming Game - Gaming Mysteries
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6305HhpAcU}}
}}

===Cr1TiKaL===
Reacting to the fan film ''Tanic the Hedgehog'', Charlie (aka Cr1TiKaL) calls Tanic Sonichu when he first appears.

{{infobox/video
|name=Tanic the Hedgehog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://youtu.be/urS9bcrzl2Y?t=205}}
}}

===ContraPoints===
Noted [[tomgirl]] video creator ContraPoints (William Nicholas Parrott / Natalie Wynn Parrott) discussed Chris in the 2020 video "Cringe" (skip to 31:15).
{{infobox/video
|name=Cringe
{{#ev:youtube|watch?v=vRBsaJPkt2Q&t=1875s}}
}}

==See also==
*[[Chris in the media]]

==References==
<references/>

13 Lucky Writing Tips

2021-05-20T17:50:10Z

Darkbind: /* Mistakes */

{{quote|1. Use standard written English. ... 4. The thesis statement es el finallié estancé de íntroductóry paragraphé. ... 13. Cheques tu escribir muy carefully.|Selected writing tips}}

[[File:13 Lucky Writing Tips.jpg|thumb|The paper.]]

'''13 Lucky Writing Tips''' is a school paper detailing a list of techniques to improve rhetoric. It is likely Chris simply wrote them down as a teacher read them off, as he begins disregarding them as soon as tip #4, switching from standard written English to Spanish in order to flex his Peggy Hill-esque grasp on the language.
It is possible that Chris actually invented a new kind of grammatical error: for most learners of a new language it is a common mistake to use false cognates (a word that seems like a word in their own language but has a completely different meaning), but Chris pushes the envelope by using ''assumed'' cognates, words that don't exist in the language at all, that Chris made up. Thus, this document is a candid example of Chris's [[Chris and Spanish|poor grasp of the Spanish language]].

{{collapsible|Transcription|
Christian W. Chandler 
1/19/99 
English, 1

13 Lucky Writing Tips:
# Use standard written English.
# Do not use contractions in formal writing.
# You must have a thesis statement in each essay.
# The thesis statement es el finallié <s>sentenc</s> estancé de íntroductóry paragraphé.
# Tú escribes de literáture, el thesis inclúr el <s>[illegible]</s> llama de author y llama de work.
# Los paragraphs support y relaté qúe el thesis.
# Los paragraphs tienes el topic estancés, hablan el unifying concepto de el paragraph.
# Los details support y relate a el topic estánce de paragraph.
# Neccisitas los adequáte supporte details.
# Escribe el literáture en presénte tense.
# Necisitas tres muchaco <s>point</s> mirar de pointé.
# Necisitas creas muy bein tu escribes cree sense y es muy logicál.
# Cheques tu escribir muy carefully.
}}

==Mistakes==
'''Line 4'''

-''finallié'' would go after ''estancé'' if ''estancé'' was a noun, however estancé literally translates to ''stagnated'', it is clear Chris believes it means sentence, the correct word is ''sentencia'', also the word is ''final''.

-The Spanish equivalent of introductory is, believably ''introductorio'' and the word for paragraph is ''parráfo''.

'''Line 5'''

-Chris neglects to conjugate "escribes" into the imperative ''escribe''.

-The Spanish form of ''thesis'' is spelled ''tesis''.

-He misspells and erroneously uses the infinitive form of ''incluir''.

-He uses ''llama'' as the translation for ''name'', anyone who has been to one day at a Spanish class likely knows that ''llama'' is a verb and means ''call'', while the correct word would be ''nombre''. Furthermore, if ''llama'' were a noun it would be feminine and addressed with the feminine article ''la''.

'''Line 6'''

-Chris uses the words ''support'' and ''relaté'' in lieu of ''apoyan'' and ''relacionan''.

-Erroneously uses ''paragragh'' and ''thesis''.

'''Line 7'''

Chris uses the 2nd person singular (you) conjugation for ''tener''.

-Uses ''paragraph'' and ''estancés as well as the word ''unifying'' when the word is "unificando", also ''unifying" is an adjective and would go after ''concepto''.

-When the words ''de'' and ''el'' are used consecutively they are combined into ''del''.

'''Line 8'''

-The Spanish word for ''details'' is ''detalles'', Chris also uses ''support, relaté, estancé,'' and ''paragraph''.

-He uses ''topic'' when he means ''tema''.

-Doesn't combine ''a'' and ''el'' into ''al''.

'''Line 9'''

-The word for ''adequate'' is ''adecuado''.

-He repeats ''support'' and ''details''.

'''Line 10'''

-The Spanish word for ''literature'' is ''literatura'' and is feminine.

-Again Chris puts the adjective before the noun like in English.

-Uses ''tense'' when he means ''tiempo''.

'''Line 11'''

-Chris begins speaking French somehow, and uses the French word for very, ''tres'', and uses ''muchaco'' instead of ''mucho'', literally writing "very boy".

-He uses ''points''/''pointe'' when he means ''punto''.

-It is not clear what the sentence is supposed to mean but it is wrong in ''some'' way.

'''Line 12'''

-This sentence makes no sense, it is not clear what verb he meant, but ''creer'' means to think or believe.

'''Line 13'''

-While this may be the most correct line, the Spanish word for carefully is ''cuidadosamente''.

-''Cheques'' is not conjugated into the imperative ''cheque''.

13 Lucky Writing Tips

2021-05-20T17:49:30Z

Darkbind: Grammar fixes.

{{quote|1. Use standard written English. ... 4. The thesis statement es el finallié estancé de íntroductóry paragraphé. ... 13. Cheques tu escribir muy carefully.|Selected writing tips}}

[[File:13 Lucky Writing Tips.jpg|thumb|The paper.]]

'''13 Lucky Writing Tips''' is a school paper detailing a list of techniques to improve rhetoric. It is likely Chris simply wrote them down as a teacher read them off, as he begins disregarding them as soon as tip #4, switching from standard written English to Spanish in order to flex his Peggy Hill-esque grasp on the language.
It is possible that Chris actually invented a new kind of grammatical error: for most learners of a new language it is a common mistake to use false cognates (a word that seems like a word in their own language but has a completely different meaning), but Chris pushes the envelope by using ''assumed'' cognates, words that don't exist in the language at all, that Chris made up. Thus, this document is a candid example of Chris's [[Chris and Spanish|poor grasp of the Spanish language]].

{{collapsible|Transcription|
Christian W. Chandler 
1/19/99 
English, 1

13 Lucky Writing Tips:
# Use standard written English.
# Do not use contractions in formal writing.
# You must have a thesis statement in each essay.
# The thesis statement es el finallié <s>sentenc</s> estancé de íntroductóry paragraphé.
# Tú escribes de literáture, el thesis inclúr el <s>[illegible]</s> llama de author y llama de work.
# Los paragraphs support y relaté qúe el thesis.
# Los paragraphs tienes el topic estancés, hablan el unifying concepto de el paragraph.
# Los details support y relate a el topic estánce de paragraph.
# Neccisitas los adequáte supporte details.
# Escribe el literáture en presénte tense.
# Necisitas tres muchaco <s>point</s> mirar de pointé.
# Necisitas creas muy bein tu escribes cree sense y es muy logicál.
# Cheques tu escribir muy carefully.
}}

==Mistakes==
'''Line 4'''

-''finallié'' would go after ''estancé'' if ''estancé'' was a noun, however estancé literally translates to ''stagnated'', it is clear Chris believes it means sentence, the correct word is ''sentencia'', also the word is ''final''.

-The Spanish equivalent of introductory is, believably ''introductorio'' and the word for paragraph is ''parráfo''.

'''Line 5'''

-Chris neglects to conjugate "escribes" into the imperative ''escribe''.

-The Spanish form of ''thesis'' is spelled ''tesis''.

-He misspells and erroneously uses the infinitive form of ''incluir''.

-He uses ''llama'' as the translation for ''name'', anyone who has been to one day at a Spanish class likely knows that ''llama'' is a verb and means ''call'', while the correct word would be ''nombre''. Furthermore, if ''llama'' were a noun it would be feminine and addressed with the feminine article ''la''.

'''Line 6'''

-Chris uses the words ''support'' and ''relaté'' in lieu of ''apoyan'' and ''relacionan''.

-Erroneously uses ''paragragh'' and ''thesis''.

'''Line 7'''

Chris uses the 2nd person singular (you) conjugation for ''tener''.

-Uses ''paragraph'' and ''estancés as well as the word ''unifying'' when the word is "unificando", also ''unifying" is an adjective and would go after ''concepto''.

-When the words ''de'' and ''el'' are used consecutively they are combined into ''del''.

'''Line 8'''

-The Spanish word for ''details'' is ''detalles'', Chris also uses ''support, relaté, estancé,'' and ''paragraph''.

-He uses ''topic'' when he means ''tema''.

-Doesn't combine ''a'' and ''el'' into ''al''.

'''Line 9'''

-The word for ''adequate'' is ''adecuado''.

-He repeats ''support'' and ''details''.

'''Line 10'''

-The Spanish word for ''literature'' is ''literatura'' and is feminine.

-Again Chris puts the adjective before the noun like in English.

-Uses ''tense'' when he means "tiempo".

'''Line 11'''

-Chris begins speaking French somehow, and uses the French word for very, ''tres'', and uses ''muchaco'' instead of ''mucho'', literally writing "very boy".

-He uses ''points''/''pointe'' when he means ''punto''.

-It is not clear what the sentence is supposed to mean but it is wrong in ''some'' way.

'''Line 12'''

-This sentence makes no sense, it is not clear what verb he meant, but ''creer'' means to think or believe.

'''Line 13'''

-While this may be the most correct line, the Spanish word for carefully is cuidadosamente.

-Cheques is not conjugated into the imperative cheque

Power Rangers

2021-04-28T17:59:06Z

Darkbind: /* Power Rangers and Chris */

[[File:Autism Rangers.jpg|thumb|400px|IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!]]
'''''Power Rangers''''' is the name of the franchise spanning nearly two decades that adapted the Japanese [[Wikipedia:tokusatsu|tokusatsu]] ''[[Wikipedia:Super Sentai|Super Sentai]]'' series for Western viewers. Debuting on Fox Kids, and produced by Saban Entertainment (with the original ''Sentai'' shows produced by Toei and Bandai), the show centers around a team of teenagers / young adults, armed with sophisticated weaponry and gadgets, giant machines that combine into even bigger machines, and wear [[Autism|brightly]]-[[Chris and fashion|colored]] [[Homos|spandex]] while fighting aliens and monsters. It was a smash hit when it first aired in the early [[1990's]], and while most of the children who enjoyed the original series have long since grown up, new seasons continue to be produced by Hasbro (who bought Bagan Brands, who bought the rights from Disney, who bought the original Saban Entertainment).

And just like everything else, [[Chris]] got his grubby little hands on them.

== Power Rangers and Chris ==
Not much is known about how much Chris enjoyed the Power Rangers franchise, though it is known that Chris prefers the original ''[[Wikipedia:Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]'' over the newer series...

{{quote|REVIVE ZORDON AND GET THE POWER RANGERS BACK TOGETHER, WHICH WAS MOST AWESOME!!! (COMPARED TO TODAY'S C***PY "POWER RANGERS")|Excerpt from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] single "[[Revive Zordon]]", as depicted in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}

Chris is likely either [[naïve|unaware]] that [[Wikipedia:Thuy Trang|Thuy Trang]], the actress who played Trini, the first Yellow Ranger, [[Chris and death|died]] tragically in [[2001]]; that, or he is simply [[Patti-Chan|in denial about it]]. Either way, it renders such a reunion a complete impossibility. Not helping matters, [[Wikipedia:David Yost|David Yost]] (who played Billy, the Blue Ranger) regrets ever being in the series in the first place, as he claims he was harassed over his [[homos|sexuality]]. As for the rest of the actors, a number of them have moved on to bigger things, including [[Wikipedia:Amy Jo Johnson|Amy Jo Johnson]] (who portrayed Kimberly, the first Pink Ranger), becoming a major television actress, [[Wikipedia:Jason David Frank|Jason David Frank]] (who portrayed Tommy Oliver, the Green/White Ranger) joining the [[CWC Fighter|Mixed Martial Arts]] circuit, and [[Wikipedia:Johnny Yong Bosch|Johnny Yong Bosch]] (who portrayed Adam Park, the Black Ranger) becoming a well-known [[anime]] voice actor, voicing famous characters such as [[Wikipedia:Trigun|''Trigun'']]'s Vash the Stampede, [[Wikipedia:Akira (series)|''Akira'']]'s Kaneda and [[Wikipedia:Code Geass|''Code Geass'']]'s Lelouch.

On [[The Wall of Originals]], two hand-made Trainer cards are devoted to the series. The first is a card devoted to [[Wikipedia:Bulk and Skull|Bulk and Skull]], the two [[Trolls|dimwitted bullies]] from the original series who served as effective comic relief.<ref>[[:Image:379-Bulk.jpg]]</ref> The second is a [[Sonichu]] Zord, predating the existence of [[Son-Chu]] by at least nine years. It seems that Chris attempted to make this Sonichu Zord like the popular [[Wikipedia:Zords_in_Mighty_Morphin_Power_Rangers#Tigerzord|Tigerzord]], but it comes off hideously. Chris depicts Sonichu's head on its chest, with a dull gray robot head popping up in the first head's place, and its tail being used as a sword.<ref>[[:Image:224-SchuZord.jpg]]</ref> Needless to say, it fails horribly.

== Power Rangers in ''Sonichu'' ==
[[Image:KartMegazord.jpg|thumb|right|The Kart Megazord - seriously, what the hell?]]
In the [[CWCipedia]]'s article on the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], it is mentioned that Chris was once a member of a Power Rangers team, despite the fact that all the other teams have been from California or outer space. In fact, [[Chris and his Ego|he was the team's leader!]]

It doesn't mention who he fought or what he fought or even what powers he used, but it is said he piloted a go-kart(?) that was "sleek like an [[Wikipedia:Star Fox (series)#Arwing|Arwing]]" and was the head of the so-called Kart Megazord. Sadly (for our sake), Chris disbanded the team before his graduation, but soon installed a new, younger team to take the reins. Where the team is and what they're doing and which female members are currently "non-boyfriend-free" are unknown<ref>[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref>.

(As an interesting aside, Chris pretty much [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripped off]] the go-kart vehicles, the "Kart Megazord" and the graduation disbanding and reforming from one of the earlier seasons of the TV show, namely ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Turbo|Power Rangers Turbo]]'', the American version of ''[[Wikipedia:Gekisou Sentai Carranger|Gekisou Sentai Carranger]]''.)

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Allison Amber]] calls in the Power Rangers to fend off an attack by [[Slaweel Ryam]] (or possibly [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]]). The next panel depicts several people rushing off in ridiculous-looking cars. If these are indeed the Power Rangers, they have yet to be seen again.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_43 Sonichu 9 p.43]</ref> Near the end of the story, the Kart Megazord makes an appearance, with [[Magi-Chan]] telling Sonichu and Rosechu that the team, now known as the CWC-Power Rangers, used their Megazord to defeat the giant [[B-Manajerk]] and the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]. <ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 Sonichu 9 p.92]</ref>

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], to drive those inside the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Tower out, Chris and the Hedgehog Boys play a song entitled "[[Revive Zordon]]". This [[Chris and music|excellent]] song (which is sung to the tune of [[Wikipedia:Ted Nugent|Ted Nugent]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Cat Scratch Fever (song)|Cat Scratch Fever]]", of all things) features lyrics written by Christian himself. In it, the band laments that the character [[Wikipedia:Zordon|Zordon]] was killed off at the very end of ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers in Space|Power Rangers in Space]]'', and demands that he be brought back. The song also serves as a rant against "today's c***py 'Power Rangers'".

Interestingly enough, a few of Chris's other creations seem to derive themselves from various Power Ranger-based villains. The design of [[Samurai Pizza Bots]] character Excelina seems to be cribbed from [[Wikipedia:Machine Empire#Princess Archerina|Princess Archerina]], a minor villain from ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Zeo|Power Rangers Zeo]]''. The most surprising is that [[Silvana]]'s design and origin is directly stolen from [[Wikipedia:Karone|Karone/Astronema]], a major villain turned hero in ''Power Rangers in Space'' who ended up becoming a Ranger herself in ''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers Lost Galaxy|Power Rangers Lost Galaxy]]''.

== Sources ==
<references />

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Toys]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

Niggos

2021-04-25T22:38:31Z

Darkbind:

{{Honest}}
{{Protip|Chris has only used these slurs during the time he was being [[manipulated]] by the Miscreants group of [[trolls]]. He has not used them before or since.}}
'''Niggos''' is one of [[Chris]]'s many minced oaths, this one meant to refer to black people. While he only used the term once, it has become a popular term among Christorians that use it to allude to Chris's history of problematic behavior where African American people are concerned.

==Etymology of "Niggos"==
[[Image:Lynch_to_the_supreme.jpg|thumb|Thankfully, this is ''not'' what Chris actually believes.]]

His only known use of the term was in the [[Julie Reveals Herself|3 March 2009 chat]], where [[BlueSpike]] coerced him into saying "''[[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of [[CWCville]], and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers.''" Chris repeated the line as ordered, but ignored his instructions and attempted to outsmart BlueSpike by saying "niggos" instead of the dreaded N-word. Yes, out of all the things Chris could have done, like...

* Refuse to say "nigger",
* Literally say "N-word",
* Say something else like "blacks" or "African-Americans",
* Bleep himself out, or
* Just end the conversation,

He chose to coin a dumb ''and'' offensive term which, as if to add insult to injury, sounds like a lame brand of cereal. It should be noted that Chris's creativity was completely in vain. BlueSpike pointed out Chris's stupidity, and our autistic hero had to spell out "nigger" properly several times. He even got the hang of it and started singing "[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There]]" on his own will until BlueSpike cussed him out for it. Chris has done this more than once before.<ref>[[Mumble 7#Summary|"Mumble #7"]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Summary|"BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5"]]</ref>

Chris has never again used the word "niggo" and probably doesn't even remember the whole incident. Nonetheless, "niggo" is still considered a [[CWC-ism]], and is classified as a CWC-neologism.

==Chris and the actual N-word==
{{Quote|Sit, Spin and Shut the Fuck Up, NIGGER!!! And I WILL call you That RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!!|[[Chris]], [[March 2010]]<ref>[[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]</ref>}}

Chris has used "nigga" or "nigger" on occasion.

He came up with a cover of "Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There" later in 2009; he modified most of the lyrics to make fun of [[Homos|gay people]] to establish his commitment to heteronormativity, but he forgot to change up the rhyming a bit to switch a racist slur to a homophobic slur. Chris, oblivious to the character who sang the song being explicitly racist against his own race, failed to see any problem with singing "nigga" twice. With that in mind, his usage of the term is few and far between.

Chris called the troll [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] "nigger" twice, both in the [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] video from 17 [[March 2010]] and in the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Surfshack Tito e-mails]], released shortly afterwards, even though Tito, like the ''Rocket Power'' character he's named after, is Polynesian, not black. Tito, noticing this, made a video response to Chris using footage of an [[Obesity|obese]] black YouTuber, obscuring his face while dubbing over an apology to Chris.

It should be reiterated that Chris has only used racial slurs against African Americans when prompted to by trolls. While his handling of race relations in [[Sonichu (comic)|his webcomic]] and in real life definitely cringe-inducing, it's likely that the usage of slurs comes less from a place of deep-seated racial hatred and ignorance on his part, and it's more often a result of [[Chris and anger|Chris flipping his lid]] after [[Chris and manipulation|being manipulated]].

==See also==
* [[Chris and race]]
* [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]
* [[Homos]]
* [[Man in the Pickle Suit]]
* [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]
* [[Song for Jackie.MOV|Song for Jackie.MOV]] - Chris's infamous blackface video.
* [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]] - Chris in all his thugnificence.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:People]]

White knight

2021-04-13T17:59:19Z

Darkbind:

{{Articleofthenow}}
 
[[Image:White knight.jpg|center]]

{{quote|[Chris] blocked me too. We defend her, buy from her and encourage her. A truly repulsive person.|Former white knight [[David90637947]].<ref>https://twitter.com/David90637947/status/1154345242834812929</ref>}}

[[Image:Jack's Knight as William Spicer.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Artist's impression.]]

'''White knight''' is a term used to describe someone who goes on [[the Internet]] to help or defend someone else against other people, out of [[CWC is Sad|pity or compassion]], or for [[China|ulterior motives]]. White knighting of [[Chris]] is especially prevalent because of the sheer volume of abuse he's taken ever since he found his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in [[2007]], which in turn is caused by Chris's total unwillingness to heed any of his many white knights.

'''Counter-trolls''' are those who take Chris's side to spite his [[trolls]]. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls, who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme.

In the broader internet trolling community, a wide range of people, from neutral observers to even his greatest trolls, are accused of being white knights. This is mostly due to Chris's "fans" discouraging [[Weening]], [[Enablers|Enabling]] and [[A-Logging]], acts which, to outside observers, could be misinterpreted as an attempt to reduce trolling. Many of these outside observers are also confused by the tendency of Chris's trolls, including his most [[Vivian Gee|prolific]] [[Clyde Cash|ones]], trying to get him to improve his life, as they don't know Chris well enough to know it's nigh impossible to get him to improve using the "soft touch". So when the label "white knight" gets thrown around, take it with a grain of salt.

A meta-topic within the broader Chris saga has been the merits of attempting to help Chris stop being a lolcow, and whether he is deserving of such assistance, or even beyond help. Once upon a time, the consensus on forums such as the talk page for Chris's ED article, [[/cwc/]], [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]], and [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]] was that Chris's [[racism]], [[Homos|homophobia]], and [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]] made him beneath contempt; and that he has consistently refused to take advice given to him in good faith.

Today, however, Chris's racism and homophobia are slowly ebbing away along with his mom's influence over him, and A-Logging is no longer as fashionable as it once was. Accordingly, nowadays, opinion on the matter is somewhat divided on whether Chris is capable of improvement, although most agree that if Chris is going to improve, it will not be in any large part due to the efforts of third parties because, in the main, he is still too proud and stubborn to accept advice.

Some believe that Chris is improving on his own, albeit slowly and in small increments, as seen in his gradual abandonment of his homophobia, which began with him declaring tolerance for lesbians, which he eventually extended to gay men. Others believe that Chris has not tangibly improved, that he has merely moved sideways, rather than forward. Many of these believe that Chris cannot improve, for example, his [[tugboat]], his public misadventures and the thorough documentation of his sordid dealings online make employment all but an impossibility for Chris. Many more quibble over what can be defined as Chris "improving". Some have proposed that Chris improving need not necessarily mean becoming a functioning adult, which at this stage would be an uphill battle for Chris anyway. Rather, they claim that Chris is improving in that he is happier than he once was. He has found [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a new hangout]] where he stands to improve his social skills and make friends. Moreover, he has finally found a way to cash in on his e-fame, delighted his fanbase by resuming the comics ''and'' made his dreams of a Sonichu media empire a reality, albeit probably on a much smaller scale than he once envisaged.

In any case, the consensus on white knights and counter-trolls has remained somewhat consistent; they are and always have been seen as wasting everyone's time by trolls and Christorians alike, who accordingly have little patience for them.

==Motives==

===Pity===
Following the release of Chris's first [[nudes]] and the [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|video]] in which he reacted to the loss of his [[medallion]]s and [[Blanca]], many people, including trolls, felt sorry for him. They had not expected it to be possible for him to be trolled so hard or for him to appear so shattered.

===Empathy===
The internet is full of [[autistic]] people, manchildren, and self-absorbed morons. Many of them are right here, fascinated with Chris. All of them see something of themselves in him, whether it's his [[obesity]], his all-consuming need for female companionship, or his fervent belief that his homemade comics matter. A lot of white knights have made at least some of the mistakes Chris has made and have since wised up. They think they can help improve Chris by offering the benefit of their experience.

===Circumstances beyond Chris's control===
Chris fails to identify people, a possible sign of {{w|Prosopagnosia}}. [[BlueSpike|Julie and her brother Max]] used the same voice, and yet Chris couldn't recognize that they were the same person. [[Emily]] played numerous real-life characters, and yet Chris fell for every one of them. Pictures of different women were used to depict Blanca, and yet Chris thought they were the same person. Chris believed that pictures of {{w|Megan Fox}} were of [[Vanessa Hudgens]].<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 9|Vanessa AIM Chat IX]]</ref> In high school, Chris memorized his appearance in the mirror because he had trouble recognizing himself.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Issue%207/SchuComic8Page24.jpg "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]</ref> Since he's never "updated" his self-image, this is a possible explanation regarding why he denies being overweight.

Chris' autism also means that he thinks, and sees the world, in simplistic, binary terms; he cannot easily "read between the lines" or detect sarcasm, or practically any kind of nuance or subtlety. He interprets ''[[Family Guy]]'' as actually being against homosexuality.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]]</ref> When two male acquaintances at [[the GAMe PLACe]] exchanged sarcastic homosexual remarks, Chris concluded that they were gay.<ref>Anecdote by [[Mimms]].</ref> It is also thought that his decision to go [[tomgirl]] was at least partially due to him taking advice to "get in touch with his feminine side" literally.

===The trolls are even worse people than Chris===
Another frequently heard line of reasoning is that the trolls have gone way too far, and have demonstrated that they're even worse than Chris, or at least equally pathetic. For example, BlueSpike's sadistic abuse of his control over Chris [[BLUESPIKE#Encyclopedia_Dramatica_Troll_War|outraged even trolls]]. The [[JULAAAY|less sophisticated]] bulk of the trolling was the work of A-Logs and weens, who are frowned upon even by trolls, and rightfully so. And, of course, who ''really'' has no life here: Chris, or the people who [[CWCki|obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?

==Arguments against white knighting==
===Chris lacks empathy himself===
:''See also: [[Chris and death]], [[Autism]] and [[Chris and his Ego]].''

Chris cannot put himself in your shoes or accept that you have been where he is. He has no "theory of mind": if you used to be as shy around women as he is today, in his mind the fact that you aren't shy anymore makes your experience inapplicable to his situation. To Chris, the fact you got over it and he hasn't yet makes the two cases entirely different. He doesn't want to solve his problems by trying what worked for you, he only wants you to pity him for having problems, until he magically dreams up [[Dating education|his own solution]]. In recent years, many have even began to opine that Chris doesn't even ''want'' help; as can be observed in his frequent outbursts on Facebook, what he really wants is to exploit his own misfortune to get pity, attention and gifts. It is also theorized that helping him is pointless because Chris is well-known for always wanting to have his [[Cakefarts|cake]] and eat it. Even if he woke up tomorrow morning and found that all of his dreams had come true, he'd still concoct new grievances.

===Chris’ problems are beyond Autism===
[[Image:Chrischantwoface.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's mood is all over the place, even between videos posted shortly after each other. From "[[Happy Sonichu Day|Thank you for your support]]" to "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|Goddamn womanizing raping...trollin' stupid pickle-suited...'''nigger'''!]]"]]

Autism, in and of itself, does not explain what has gone so terribly wrong in Chris’ life. A majority of autistic people manage to (or at least try their best to) get professional help for their problem and/or are able to develop social and emotional skills through practice, so they can minimize the impact of their disability and lead rewarding and rich lives; or at the very least, humble and unobtrusive ones.

While Chris acknowledges he has a problem, he has never willingly done anything more than see the [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastoral counselor]] at his church. While Shoemaker can provide moral support, she is not a psychologist or psychiatrist – she isn't professionally trained in the treatment of autism spectrum disorders. Chris eventually dismissed her anyway.<ref>[[Vivian's AIM chat]]</ref>

Chris seems not to respond to concerns about his mental wellbeing.This is because Chris values his ego to a damaging degree and by looking at many of Chris’ misadventures it might be the primary cause of his troubles. To illustrate this point, many of the people Chris has hated the most were not trolls who went out of their way to be cruel to and humiliate him, but people that had gotten in the way of things he wanted, regardless if it was intentional or not. For example, [[Wes Iseli]] for dating a girl he liked, [[Adam Stackhouse]] for winning a contest he wanted to win, or [[Mary Lee Walsh]] for prohibiting his [[attraction sign]] on campus.

Chris’ psyche was always questionable especially due to the [[borb|ill-advised parenting]] he received throughout his life, but it appears to be getting worse. To fully understand the depth of what’s really wrong with Chris’ ego is so vast it has allowed him to create and sustain to a [[Dimensional Merge| false]] [[reality]] he now lives in. Christorians have noted he has never ever been receptive to hearing things he doesn’t like. This is what has made him vulnerable to being fooled time and time again, because trolls and weens know reinforcing Chris' desires, attitudes and beliefs rather than challenging them is what makes him take notice. This unfortunately means having good intentions to help him are more likely to not ever reach him.

Any reason you could find for believing that '''you''' can save Chris is a delusion. Chris views all relationships as one-sided opportunism. He goes from person to person and community to community only to get expelled by them for his unacceptable behavior. The worst part for Chris’ sake is that he does not learn from any of this. This is a cycle that anyone who has followed his misadventures is familiar with, and it is safe to say your efforts to change or help him will be no different. Anonymous strangers, as well-meaning as they may be, are not equipped with the proper resources to help Chris, especially as Chris continues [[List of places that have banned Chris|to get banned throughout Charlottesville]] many times without the help of trolls or weens.

===Chris cares only for himself===
Chris spends [[monthly tugboat|your tax money]] on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy [[PSN|random video games]] that he will never play, and even DLC for ''games he doesn't own''. He had the basic skills necessary to hold down a job (there are jobs that do not require him to interact much with other people), and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from [[Wendy's]].

Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing nothing than to accept the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the false assertion that Chris can earn more on welfare than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of [[Autism|an easily manageable condition]] which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about [[Chris and the Law|Chris getting in trouble with the law again]] when he has another meltdown in public.

His steadfast belief that he can get more money by doing nothing as opposed to getting a job is best underscored in his in [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|an April 2017 Facebook post]], where he explains why he refuses to get a job.

One of his real-life friends tell him that there are services that help people like him get a job, and says she was able to land a job through those services. Chris replies saying that he's too prone to anxiety and shock, and a troll responds that the very fears of getting a job that he's describing are actually very normal for people new to the workforce. She later tells him concerning his refusal to get a job that it's OK as "Not everyone wants to work," but clarifies that "it's OK not to work when you don't need money." That, however, never crosses Chris's mind, especially [[Financhu Crisis|considering the Chandlers' financial problems]] that they're in.

But just in case you needed any solid proof of Chris' outright selfishness, it basically came straight from the horse's mouth during his trial. When asked if he understood that he'll be paying his court fees:

{{quote|"Yes. My mother will be taking care of that."|Chris.<ref>See also: [[This is how the Trial went]]</ref>}}

Keep in mind that the money being used to bail him out of a mess that he caused is coming out of an ailing old widow's purse while Chris [[Chris and money|nonchalantly throws his own money away]], as evidenced by his PSN activity mere months later. Also, in 2013, [[Facebook#I_have_had_more_freedom_when_my_father_was_alive|he further hammers this point home]] by complaining about having to take care of Barb with Bob's passing, concerned more about his free time and Michael Snyder (somehow) taking his money away.

Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now:<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/post-6079391</ref> in addition to his various [[Chris and the law|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris|public tantrums, violence and generally making a nuisance of himself]], Chris is over {{age|1982|02|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's|one bad month of employment]] back in 2001, and a [[CADD]] certificate with no practical value.<ref>The [[CADD]] certificate has no practical value, because in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.</ref> On top of this, even if he ''did'' do a complete 180 on his priorities against all the odds and started applying for work again, his potential place(s) of employment will more than likely be harassed repeatedly by [[Weening|weens]] and [[A-Logging|A-logs]] into dismissing him as soon as possible (much as they have already have with various places and events Chris has visited, as well as [[TF2_Analysis|people whose online content he enjoys]]), which no business will want to risk going through by taking him on. Even ''then'', Chris habitually neglecting his [[Ebay]] and [[Etsy]] customers demonstrates his very poor work ethic despite him — through [[Commissions|art commissions]], [[Medallions#The_medallion_goes_mass-market|merchandise]], getting back into [[Sonichu (comic)|drawing his comics]], selling [[Relics of Fail|relics from the classic era of trolling]], etc. — having an easy, or at least manageable, means of doing moderately well for himself right on his doorstep; further decreasing the already-miniscule chances of him ever being employed again.

Recently, Chris has simply [[Chris and reality#Lack of grounding in the real world|given up]] on reality altogether, thanks to the machinations of the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]].

===Chris is not a good net citizen===
{{quote|I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!|Chris, on reader participation via [[Twitter]].}}

Chris is more concerned with spreading his own [[honest content]] than being a good net citizen. On the internet, his demeanor is comparable to that of a spammer: who cares about things like terms of service and account suspensions and masses of pissed-off people as long as his message gets through? He won't participate in the communities of the sites he posts on. This is not mere ''passivity'' in those communities, which is generally tolerable; he ''deliberately opposes'' such participation. Most people, while not bothering to contribute to communities, would at least not make deliberate efforts to hinder them. On [[deviantART]], [[YouTube]] and [[Flipnote Hatena]], he disables all comments, probably because he knew he'd not get any praise anyway, yet this ignores the fact that open commenting is part of the nature of these sites and disabling comments should be done only if it's being used for flagrant abuses of the system, like spam, excessive trolling, and votebotting. He regards YouTube purely as a video publishing venue and not as a tool for engaging in discussion with his "fans". He created his [[Wikipedia]] user page purely to spread his own message, and did not come to the site to participate in building an encyclopedia. If the site owners block him, he just comes up with another account or a sockpuppet. Thoughts of apologizing, getting old accounts reinstated, or the possibility that people who block him might be trying to send him a message never cross his mind.

Chris's behavior on the CWCipedia provides many more examples of his selfish attitude, such as the banner ad crisis in late 2009. He doesn't understand what it ''really'' means that the website is neither hosted nor paid for by him personally, and what sort of things the administration typically does on a website like his. He can't or won't understand simple principles like "webhost's house, webhost's rules," or "beggars can't be choosers," but instead believes that since the site has his name on it, it should be run according to his every demand.

===Chris will reject your advice===
[[Image:0231-MrsSanfordsWiseWords.jpg|thumb|right|What are you going to tell Chris that his [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|favorite teacher]] didn't tell him 20 years ago?]]

Someone once [[White knight E-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist]]. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculously, he denies being overweight.

If you ever get some free time, read [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian Gee's AIM chat]]. Vivian used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that PandaHalo was a troll. Chris fell for Panda anyway. She then tried to talk some sense into him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so stubborn, she threw in the towel and became a troll out of spite. In her words:

{{quote|i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try.|Vivian, thoroughly summing up how it feels to try to smack some sense into Chris.}}

Not only has she long since joined the troll ranks, but Chris even began [[Sign Destruction Video|berating and sending threats]] to the woman who was once his biggest defender ever.

===The stresses of white-knighting===
In order to get close to Chris, white knights have to spend at least as much time and effort as trolls to keep up-to-date on his activities. Most have to lie and pretend to be a goddess of another dimension, or a random [[OC]], to even capture his attention. This, combined with Chris's habit of pushing away anyone who tries to connect with him, is enough to make any sane non-psychologist crash into slumber. A key example of this is the [[enabler]] [[MKRNightVee|MKR]], who frequently came into conflicts with [[Jacob Sockness]] and his other enabling ilk while trying to warn Chris of the danger of letting Sockness get close - though for narcissistic reasons, as to some extent MKR simply wanted to keep Chris to herself. Regardless of whether they're white knighting for their own gain, or out of some misguided effort to help Chris, White knights will find themselves experiencing unprecedented levels of [[stress]]; this is one of the reasons why many simply give up.

===Chris will not even read your message===
The spam filter is a powerful innovation of good ol' America Online. Any e-mails sent to his address will be left unread and deleted. Even back in the days of the [[Mailbag]], any emails submitted to it, if they even got published, would've been [[Mailbag 29|given one-word replies and ignored]].

===The trolling will not cease===
Even on the off-chance that white knights ''do'' get through to Chris somehow, there is no endgame in which Chris will be free from trolls before his death.

In school, Chris was trolled by his classmates. He was even trolled by one of his [[Joshua Martinez|real-life friends]]. In college, he was trolled by friends who grew sick of his bullshit, and by [[Anna McLerran|girls]] [[Hanna|annoyed]] by his "attraction methods" and rampant, unabashed sexism. If Chris quit the Internet tomorrow, he would still be trolled by a society that refuses to tolerate ignorant, bellicose manchildren flouting its rules.

If everyone trying to create his next fake sweetheart suddenly got bored and quit, Chris would unconsciously attract new trolls to take their place, and we all know weens are more than willing.

If Chris isn't assigned a custodian after Barbara dies, his story will probably end when he falls victim to some con artist who swindles him out of his monthly tugboat and perhaps his home. If Chris does get assigned a custodian, he will continue his antics until the custodian kicks him out or bans him from the internet. If the custodian bans Chris from the internet, that's Chris trolling himself.

If Chris ends up in prison (again), he will be trolled there as well, and that's if he's lucky.

If the entire world reforms and decides to leave Chris alone, his own sense of victimization will override any benefit. Consider that Chris felt persecuted simply by observing [[JERKS|males who had more success than himself]]. He regards legitimate assertions of authority as rank brutality. [[Adam Stackhouse]] managed to upset Chris to a degree that Christorians still find especially impressive, and he did it without even knowing that Chris existed at the time. Bleak as it is, unless Chris embarks on a program of radical self-improvement, and manages against the odds to shake off both his legions of abusers and seamy reputation, he will forever feel like a thoroughly-kicked autistic.

===Chris's upbringing doesn't justify his actions===
The shitty way [[Borb|Chris's parents]] raised him may be an ''explanation'' for why Chris is so fucked up, but it's not an ''excuse''. Plenty of people have bad childhoods, and abusive or incompetent parents. However, these people don't use that as an excuse for whatever bad things they do. As these people get help and move on, Chris, on the other hand, remains dependent on the same people who screwed him up, and doesn't even try to move past his childhood. Instead, he escapes into a world of fantasy and pornography, and when confronted by reality, he will use all the mental gymnastics at his disposal to twist reality to resemble how he wants it to be. There's also the fact that [[Cole Smithey]] grew up in the same household with the same parents, and yet he lives a relatively normal life. Meanwhile, Chris behaves like an overgrown child, draws art on par with that of elementary schoolers, is chronically in trouble with the law for his persistent failure to regulate his own behavior in public, [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shits himself on a semi-regular basis]], and generally is extremely antisocial.

===Chris's life would still be a disaster even if the trolls never bothered him===
Today, Chris is a total human trainwreck, slowly losing the last of his sanity as each day goes by. While the systematic trolling of him throughout the years has doubtless contributed to his degrading mental state (especially his extreme paranoia and distrust for almost everyone), the fact still remains that his life's horrible state is mainly caused by factors outside of the internet. He would still be a lonely outcast, as his poor upbringing gave him such warped views of the world and led him to engage in such bizarre behavior that he drove away every person he tried to connect with. He would still be living in unsanitary conditions due to Barb's hoarding and the fact that his house has not been properly cleaned in the better part of a decade. He would still be banned from most of his favorite hangouts due to his loitering and hostile behavior to other patrons. Also, at the core of it all is how Chris decided that he would be better off living off government handouts while he sits around playing with toys and video games instead of getting a job and heading down a career path, which would have been his one-way ticket to escaping the cesspool that is [[14 Branchland Court]] and living a fulfilling life, not unlike that of his half-brother. Instead, he decided to remain dependent on his elderly, emotionally disturbed parents; look how well that's working out for him.

True to his word, Chris all but abandoned the Internet between [[July 2012]] and [[2013]], save for sporadic ramblings on Facebook. Despite this, quite a bit was revealed about how well he was doing independent of troll influence. He [[Other_documents#Epistle_to_the_Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church|alienated himself from his church]], earning a ban from the new pastor (undoubtedly because Chris wouldn't shut the hell up about the trolls). After being banned, he even dismissed Rocky as an effective counselor (keep in mind that Rocky once bailed him out of jail, which is quite an extraordinary act of kindness, counselor or not), and went so far as to accuse [[Chris and religion|God]] of being a troll. He continues to this day to describe his life as isolated and lonely, with nobody willing to talk to him, a scenario many have tried and failed to warn him about. He even earned some ire from Anna, his biggest white knight for [[Facebook#Gay_Marriage|making anti-homosexual statements]] on his Facebook page, he even chose to argue with her instead of trying to piece together why a lesbian friend of his would find such statements offensive. As a coup de grace on all of this, Chris ended up trolling himself in the grandest fashion by revealing an [[Facebook#Imgur|Imgur account]] made of all of his previously hidden Facebook posts, despite trolls (save for the one who started it) being completely in the dark about it.

Even if all of that doesn't convince you for some reason, consider this: Chris came ''this'' close to being thrown in jail on [[28 October 2011]], and even closer still with the more recent [[26 December 2014]] incident, both of which involved the assault of innocent retail workers trying to protect their customers from him. Both times, he did this on his own initiative, with no prodding from the trolls. And make no mistake, ''everyone'' was thoroughly disgusted by Chris's actions, none were eager to defend his pepper-spray assault on an innocent employee, even those who helped support his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] before.

If we were to be extraordinarily generous and assume that none of the disasters which have befallen Chris since the trolling efforts began in earnest would otherwise have happened, the facts ''still'' indicate that Chris's life would have been a complete mess. Chris was discovered by the internet at large in late 2007, by which point he had already been suspended from college, and banned from the [[Fashion Square]] (twice), along with his local branches of [[Wal-Mart]] and [[Target]], only avoiding criminal charges for the ruckus he caused at the latter because the state didn't feel it was worth the effort to pursue the case. As recently as two months before the "official" start of the trolling of Chris, he was making death threats against [[Adam Stackhouse]] and his preteen sister, for the former's unwitting disruption of Chris's plan to lose his virginity with [[Megan Schroeder]], something that she had made clear she had no interest in doing. It may be a depressing conclusion to arrive at, but there's never been anything that anyone outside of the confines of 14 Branchland Court could have reasonably done to prevent Chris's life from being a disaster.

===Chris's white knights are making him worse===
A quick glance at the comments on his Facebook statuses should confirm this. Even after he ''committed a felony'' by assaulting a GameStop employee with pepper spray on Boxing Day 2014, then posted a long-winded, obviously dishonest tirade painting himself as an innocent victim on Facebook, none of his white knights offered anything more than a softly-worded, mild condemnation of his behavior. [[William Elliott Waterman|Some]] avoided a direct response altogether, and made some barely relevant comment that conspicuously avoided the main point of Chris's self-serving drivel, probably a feeble and misguided attempt to defuse his [[Chris and anger|rage]].

And this is how his white knights react whenever he gets angry about having to face the consequences of his own behavior. It's painfully clear to Chris's trolls and other observers that his white knights are woefully ill-equipped to deal with Chris. The reactions his tantrums garner from them clearly indicate that they remain ignorant (passively or otherwise) to facts that most learned long ago; namely, that the "soft touch" has never worked with Chris, and only serves to reinforce his [[Chris and reality|belief]] that [[Chris and his Ego|he should be given whatever he desires]] (he is even openly stating that he is ''entitled'' to a girlfriend), and allowed to do as he pleases, while [[Barbara Chandler|others]] shield him from the [[Chris and the Law|negative repercussions]].
In short, most of Chris's white knights are attention whores, sycophants or both. To these people, going on a witch-hunt for trolls is preferable to actually trying to help Chris, something which, ironically, even Chris's trolls continue to try to do.

===White knights are now nearly indistinguishable from weens===
{{main|Enablers}}

An unfortunate shift in the character of Chris's Internet adversaries has developed in the [[Idea Guys]]' wake. Having caused Chris to believe himself [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] and a [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|a goddess]], traditional methods of reaching to Chris, as pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], have become obsolete. And in recent times, there have been an overwhelming number of white-knights and weens who are confident that playing make-believe with Chris will either help him in the long run, or will turn them into trolling legends. Because of this newfound confidence built by playing make-believe with Chris, it has been abused several times, and likewise became the means of weeding them out, regardless of their intentions. However, because of how both of their plans involve playing make-believe with Chris, it has become difficult to distinguish them. Therefore, a new term "'''enablers'''" has been placed on such weens and white-knights, regardless of their original intention.

==Examples==
:''Read: [[White knight emails]]''

===White Knights on YouTube===

Among the most notable of Chris's white knights was a [[YouTube]] counter-troll who claimed to be a 21 year-old Russian model named Svenka. Via her YouTube account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/hottiee96 hottiee96], she released an inordinate number of screencaps from troll conversations on [[Sonichu IRC]], including private conversations between Chris and Panda. She also released an image of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] who would later steal Chris's first date, [[Emily]]. Were Chris less thick-skulled and even slightly willing to accept irrefutable evidence, Svenka may have made somewhat of a negative impact on the organized trolling effort against Chris, but ultimately she was ineffectual. Svenka also had a unhealthy obsession with the [[CWCville Library]]'s original curator, Arjen Van Dierten.

On 6 [[May 2009]], YouTube user xThexPinchx/NorthxStar7/[http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePinchisDaBomb ThePinchisDaBomb] tried to blackmail major trolls, claiming to have information on them. He was easily called on his bluff by someone who had not trolled Chris at all.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/softerthanhardware YouTube]</ref> The Pinch has also threatened [[BlueSpike]] saying he has information from his friends, forgetting the fact that BlueSpike ''has no friends''.

===White Knights on Facebook===

In recent times (since 2012), Chris has taken to using Facebook as his main means of expressing himself. Inevitably, this has not only attracted the attention of trolls, but, in 2013, a slew of White Knights as well, in particular, a [[William Elliott Waterman]], who taunted the trolls to come after him instead of Chris ('''Spoiler:''' Nobody did, because nobody actually cared what he had to say). Anna and [[Kim]] are two of the most notable ones on his friends list, both of whom try to offer constructive advice whenever Chris nosedives into a rant...when they're not busy kissing his ass, especially in the case of Anna.

However, as we've come to expect of Chris, anybody who tells him something he doesn't want to hear are people that needed to be brushed off until they stop saying those mean, awful things to him. A good case in point is his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart|anger-laced tirade in September 2013, when he got thrown out of Walmart and started calling names]]. The white knights typically chimed in with their support...''until'' he revealed that he [[Chris and the law|vandalized]] an Xbox One display in the store. Several of them then told Chris that this was not right of him to do, and that the manager had every right to throw him out. His response to that?

{{quote|They do not.
And if they do, they are most in the wrong, [[Chris and reality|because they are most abusive and overzealous of their "authoritative power" that never has existed ever]].|- Chris's response to Chris Rhodes}}

===White Knights in Real Life===

Aside from the most obvious example, an old classmate of Chris from [[Manchester High School]] came online and attempted to defend Chris. Once [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|certain details]] became known, however, said classmate quickly backpedaled on this once he realized that the majority of [[CWCki|what happened]] was Chris' own fault.

===White Knights on Twitter===

Various groups have been created to protect Chris on Twitter, and inevitably failed, as he continues to post his insane ramblings about the dimensional merge. As Chris will never learn anything, and treat the people who try to help him like crap, it isn't surprising that many who try to help Chris out of an initial sense of pity end up leaving because of his terrible behavior. MKRNightvee gave up on helping Chris after realizing it was pointless in the light of his neverending gullibility and recent bizarre antics to tase himself. Commenting: {{quote|You know what, I'm done. Fuck you, I'm not going to pretend anymore and I'm not going to sit by while you play with stun guns and these dumb teens. Have fun babysitting yourself. I doubt you'll even care.}}

===TV Tropes===
The TV Tropes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/Sonichu article on ''Sonichu''] used to have a white knight message as the first text of the article, with a link back to this very page. It was eventually removed due to TV Tropes' website policy changing later on--in other words, said message would no longer be allowed on the website. The message is reproduced below:

{{quote|Hey Chris! If you're reading this: you seriously need to get help from licensed professionals, before the stuff you do gets you thrown in prison or forcibly committed. And we're sorry, but you have no real fans - the people you think are your fans are really either trolls or laughing at you behind your back. Every. Last. One. Please listen to us - for once.|- Concerned tropers}}

Unfortunately, the editor in question fails to realize that their message, while well intentioned, will do absolutely nothing and Chris will simply ignore it even if he does [[Mailbag 52|fully read and input it for better development. Thank you for your time.]]

In another move that was appeared to be White Knight-ish to onlookers, the page was also locked in order to prevent [[Weening|Weens]] and [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] from derailing a page about [[Sonichu (comic)|Chris's stupid webcomic]] to instead flood it with a trope list covering his entire life, with entries on Chris and the effort to troll him taking up about two-thirds of the page as a result of overzealous editors piling on an easy target instead of talking about the comic itself. However, the mods took action not out of a desire to protect Chris, but because troping a creator in such a fashion was strictly prohibited, and [[CWCki|going into Chris's life in such detail]] constituted an [[Honest Content|invasion of privacy]] that was in direct violation of the site's rules. The subsequent cleanup led to several ''Sonichu''-related pages being locked, with the main page covering the work getting a milquetoast and somewhat insincere message explaining that the article was being locked over excessive negativity, rather than the page flagrantly being warped by its editors to serve a different purpose than what the site was actually made for. Some ''Sonichu'' pages have since been unlocked and the message was eventually removed, with the goal of actually providing examples of tropes in ''Sonichu'' being realized.

A recreation of what that page looked like before being overhauled by the mods of TV Tropes can be seen [[User:Canine/TV_Tropes|here]].

==Chris as a White Knight==
In 2017, Chris himself began (attempting) to white knight the crew of [[Planet Dolan]], particularly [[DoopieDoOver]], after he misinterpreted one of Doopie's tweets about being tired of harassment from Chris himself as referring to [[trolls]] harassing her. To this end, he started the #[[HarassCWCdirectly]] campaign in which he exhorted the supposed trolls to take aim at him and leave Doopie and friends alone. This may well be a misguided effort to [[Love Quest|win Doopie's affections]] after she emphasized that she considers him nothing more than a customer, not even a [[Gal pal|friend]].

He also bizarrely white knighted ''himself'' in [[May 2020]] while [[Spirit possession|LARPing]] as [[Pokémon#Mewtwo|Mewtwo]], [[Polyamorous marriage|his second husband]].<ref>[[May 2020 social media posts#Anti-Protoman sperging]]</ref> Note that he did so as a brief interruption of his marathon session of LARPing as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].

==Conclusion==
As good as your intentions may be, there is no conceivable way any old e-friend can reach Chris at this point and change him for the better. Certainly not by continuing to ass-pat and pamper him, which is precisely what fucked him up so badly in the first place; as this wiki evidences copiously. Your efforts will unfortunately fail, and he will just brush you aside, seeing no difference between you and the trolls, for daring to tell him anything he does not want to hear. With each new incident he causes, it is increasingly obvious that little short of [[Chris and mental healthcare|professional intervention]], the [[Chris and religion|intercession of GodJesus]], or a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|horrifyingly close brush with death]] will change him.

Though the trolls have certainly tried to be a positive influence on Chris, even they are now largely admitting that Chris is well beyond our aid. They have spent years trying to pierce Chris's many insulating layers of self-deceit, egotism and sheer stubbornness. It is worth bearing in mind that it is these people, not the white knights, that are the closest thing he has to friends, and that some of them have been at this for a decade. They ''know'' him, and if they can't make Chris change, what on earth makes you think ''you'' can?

To conclude, with Chris's paranoia, detachment from reality, outlandish behavior and bellicosity all becoming steadily more severe, and with interventions by trolls and white knights alike failing, the best we can hope for is that Chris causes [[26 December 2014|some sort of trouble]] that leads to him receiving the help he needs.

==See also==
*[[A-Logging]]
*[[Enablers]]
*[[Weening]]
*[[White knight E-mails]]
*[[Jacob Sockness]] - An infamous white knight of Chris' that claims he wants to get in his pants.

==References==
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==External links==
* [https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/White_Knighting White Knighting] article at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].

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List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu

2021-02-01T20:09:07Z

Darkbind: /* Mighty the Armadillo */

{{Dated}}
[[Image:Bugsbunny.jpg|thumb|Yeah, doc, how dare you [[Chris and hypocrisy|use other people's characters without their permission]]?]]
One of the hallmarks of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series is its frequent use of guest appearances by fictional characters from other properties. The following is a list of these characters.

Note that this list is '''not''' intended to include any of the following:

* Characters based upon real-life people, such as [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[B-Manajerk]].
* Characters created by people other than Chris but basically intended for the comic, like [[Megagi]] and [[Jiggliami]].
* Fan characters and parodies that Chris has chosen to acknowledge, like [[Simonchu]] and [[Asperchu]].
* Thinly-veiled ripoffs of existing characters, like [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Simonla]], [[G.D.W. Shinabe]]... well, you get the idea.

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==''Sonic the Hedgehog'' franchise==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
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SEGA mascot and a major example of copyright infringement in the comic (aside from Sonichu). He makes a few appearances in the comic. Most notably in the first issue, as he's partly responsible for Sonichu's existence, as described below. He also shows up to help Sonichu again in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], after Rosechu gets kidnapped.

Sonic also appears on the cover of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] and gets a episode of him, Sonichu, and Chris 'catching up' in the [[Patreon|Patreon-exclusive]] pages.

===Amy Rose===
{{main|Amy Rose}}
[[File:Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|200px|thumb|"I had no idea that the [[Metal Gear Solid|Les Enfants Terribles Project]] had gone this far!"]]

[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s love interest. Amy Rose in the [[video games]] is a twelve-year-old fangirl who has an obsessive crush on Sonic and often pursues him on his adventures to try and get his attention and appreciation.

That said, she at least does something in the video games, and often helps out the rest of the heroes on their quest, such as in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]'', where she singlehandedly defeated the [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog video game characters#E-100 Alpha (ZERO)|Zero robot]] and in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|Sonic Adventure 2]]'', where she broke into a military base and freed a captured Sonic. In ''Sonichu'', however, all her personality is gone and she is just as vapid and useless and stereotypical as any [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]. She shows up for a couple of pages in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]] where she talks with [[Rosechu]] at [[CWCville Mall]] about meaningless bullshit.

===Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik===
{{main|Doctor Robotnik}}
[[File:Robotnik.jpg|thumb|right|Even Eggman was never this flamboyant.]]
Recurring villain of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] games. A mad genius with an IQ of 300, Dr. Eggman has tried to conquer the world multiple times, in an effort to build his own nation of robotic followers: Eggmanland. In ''Sonichu'', however, he shows up to help [[Giovanni]] devise a trap for Sonichu and later helps to try and take over CWCville with the [[PVCC]]. Why he would do any of these things, or have a grudge against Chris in the first place, is never addressed.

Also of note is that in the games, Eggman has a fleet of thousands of battleships, billions of robots, including elite androids based on [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] and the nigh unstoppable [http://info.sonicretro.org/E-100_Series E-Series robots], as well as gigantic controllable mechs, and of course [[Wikipedia:Metal Sonic|Metal Sonic]]. Not only this, but he also has access to multiple doomsday weapons, not least of all Space Colony ARK and a huge satellite (as seen in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Unleashed|Sonic Unleashed]]'') that could easily destroy the entire planet. However, none of these resources whatseoever are employed against Chris at any point, Robotnik instead relying on catching [[Pokémon]] and allying with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] (again, for no apparent reason).

===Shadow the Hedgehog===
{{main|Shadow the Hedgehog|Christian & The Hedgehog Boys}}

The Ultimate Life Form created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik, this [[stress|angst-filled]] hedgehog is the focal point of a number of Sonic games made in the mid-2000s and is the inspiration of [[Blake]]. Despite not appearing in the comics proper, Shadow DOES make an appearance in an ad for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]' solo album.

===Mighty the Armadillo===

Mistakenly spelled "Mighty the Arm'''or'''dillo" by Chris, Mighty is a supporting character from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' video games, including ''Knuckles Chaotix'' and ''SegaSonic the Hedgehog''. Due to his relative obscurity and passing resemblance to more popular Sonic characters, Mighty may be misidentified by ''Sonichu'' readers as another one of Chris's crappy "original" characters.

When Chris travels back in time to relive the moment he "created" [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], he recalls that he would often imagine Sonic characters acting out scenes in the books he read. According to Chris, he was reading a "Fear Street" novel by R.L. Stine, imagining Mighty as one of the characters, when he was struck on the head by a basketball, and at the same moment, imagined an orange version of Sonic emerging from a locker door where Mighty was standing.

[[File:MightyAndTiara.jpg|thumb|right|Chris has a penchant for characters that no one has heard of.]]

===Tiara Boobowski===

Even more obscure is Tiara. Originally created as a playable character, but later mitigated as an NPC and love interest for Sonic, in the canceled [[Wikipedia:Sonic X-treme|''Sonic X-Treme'']] game for the Sega Genesis, bumped to the Sega 32X, and finally the Sega Saturn before being scrapped outright. She appears alongside Mighty the Armadillo while Chris fantasizes about inserting Sonic characters in R.L Stine novels. He would mention this after lamenting the cancellation in the first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC chat]].

Nearly two years later, Chris created her in [[ModNation Racers]]. It should be noted that Tiara was drawn with orange fur and brown hair in the ''Sonic X-Treme'' concept art, yet Chris depicts her all-pink like [[Amy Rose]].

===Perfect Chaos Monster===
[[Image:Perfect_Chaos.jpg|thumb|right|Perfect Chaos as he appears in ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'' vs Perfect Chaos as he appears in ''Sonichu''. Kinda lost his luster, huh?]]

'''Perfect Chaos''', or [[CWC-isms|"Perfect Chaos Monster"]] as Chris calls him, is the final form of Chaos, a villain introduced in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] game ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''. Composed of a liquid substance, Chaos assumes multiple shapes as it acquires the seven Chaos Emeralds, absorbing their negative energy to increase its power. Upon obtaining all seven, Chaos becomes '''Perfect Chaos''', a serpentine creature of massive size, and proceeds to destroy the city of [[Station Square]]. Sonic defeats Perfect Chaos by utilizing the ''positive'' energy of the Chaos Emeralds, which transforms him into Super Sonic.

This battle was adapted by Chris to provide the background for the origin of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] in the [[Sonichu 0|premiere issue]] of his [[Sonichu (comic)|new comic book series]]. The ''Sonichu'' series begins with a male [[Pikachu]] wandering into Station Square in the middle of a fight between Super Sonic and Perfect Chaos, whom Chris identifies as the "Perfect Chaos Monster". During the fight, Sonic accidentally collides with the Pikachu, somehow triggering an [[Rainbow|unexplained phenomenon]] which imparts Sonic's appearance and powers upon the Pikachu. The new Pikachu/Sonic hybrid awakens to find Sonic has still not defeated Perfect Chaos, and rushes to his aid. Using his new-found powers, he defeats the monster, and the onlookers, who mistake him for Sonic's super form, credit Sonic for the victory (retconning the ''Sonic Adventure'' game so that Sonic is [[Chris and his ego|little more than an assistant to Chris's original character]]). Contemplating his new form, the mutated Pikachu adopts the name "Sonichu", and returns to the wild. After that, Perfect Chaos is never mentioned again in the pages of ''Sonichu''.

==''Pokémon''==
{{main|Pokémon}}

Being the other half already-existing IP that Chris ripped off from to create his character, it's no surprise that Pokémons would appear within the comics.

==''Gilligan's Island''==
[[Image:Howells.jpg|thumb|200px|The "S" in "Sonichu" stands for "Subtlety".]]
In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris sought to humiliate his arch-nemesis [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] with a scathing [[parody]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. In a feeble attempt to be coy, Chris refrained from identifying Howell in the comic right away, instead referring to him only as Jason, followed by a clever cameo appearance to hint at his last name. Since no [[anime]] or ''[[Family Guy]]'' characters are named "Howell", this forced Chris to delve into legitimate pop culture, and soon he found '''Thurston Howell III''' and '''Lovey Howell''', the élitist millionaire couple on the classic TV series ''Gilligan's Island''. Chris is probably blissfully unaware that the joke will probably sail very far over the heads of his target demographic, and he's also unaware that there are countries on GodJesus's green earth where the show hasn't aired for decades. Or ever.

Appearing outside the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building, Thurston chides Lovey for forgetting her purse, to which Lovey explains that she had grown used to neglecting it from their time stranded upon the island. Chris then challenges the reader to guess Jason's last name, a pointless exercise, as Chris had already mentioned "Jason Kendrick Howell" several times on his [[Sonichu (website)|website]], [[YouTube]] videos, and anywhere other public forum available to him in [[2008]].

==''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''==
For no obvious reason, [[William Spicer]] is depicted in [[Sonichu 5]] as the ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' character Jack's Knight. His role is extremely limited, as Chris foresees him being brutally murdered by [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and rushes to avert this tragedy. Jack's Knight proves to be a lumbering moron, unable to save his bride [[Sarah Hammer]] from Wes-Li or do much of anything but wait for Chris to defeat the villain.

==''My Little Pony''==
{{main|My Little Pony}}

Even before becoming a [[tomgirl]], Chris showed interest in these cartoon horses as they make a cameo in the [[Wedding Comic]]. In [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]], they make up the vast majority of the comic.

==''Hyperdimension Neptunia''==
{{main|Hyperdimension Neptunia}}
{{Incomplete}}
==Others==

* A beloved American cartoon icon for decades, representative of the wacky World War II propaganda cartoons and the early 20th-century vaudeville theater, '''Bugs Bunny''' appeared briefly in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to scold [[Jimmy Hill]] for his [[Parody|infringement]] upon [[Sonichu]]'s [[Chris and copyright|copyright]]. This is a subtle reference to Mr. Hill's conviction over bootlegging Warner Bros. merchandise in Europe years earlier. It's also staggeringly ironic how Chris pouts over infringement of his (non-existent) copyright via use of ''another copyrighted character''.
* The Skelevision and the Ghost Buggy are borrowed from [[Ghostbusters|Filmation's Ghostbusters]] cartoon for the infamous "''[[Family Guy]]'' skitch" in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. Ghost Buggy in particular has secured his place in Sonichu lore.
* In a nod to the ''[[Futurama]]: Bender's Big Score'' DVD, Bender is seen careening through the [[time void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]].
* [[Beavis and Butt-head]] make a brief cameo in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]].
* From [[Transformers]], both [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Megatron pistol|Megatron]] have appeared in the comics to callously murder innocents.
* Sackboy from ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' pops up in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to warn readers not to bootleg his game.
* In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris alludes to his discovery that [[Blanca]] was a [[troll]] by depicting her true form as the titular Troll from the [[Wikipedia:Troll_(film)|1986 movie]].
* After Chris and Ivy's wedding in [[Sonichu Special 1]], a pony from [[My Little Pony]] is used to draw their carriage.
* [[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]] seemingly appears in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to fulfill a romantic fantasy of Chris's – that is, his fantasy to kiss [[Silvana|a hedgehog with a penis]].
* The cast of [[Planet Dolan]] was set to appear in a crossover special in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] but Chris scrapped the idea after [[DoopieDoOver]] burned her bridges with Chris.

===[[Sonichu 13]]===
{{Incomplete}}
Thanks to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], ''Sonichu'' #13 contains several characters from movies and video games.

* Akan, the main antagonist of ''Hardcore Henry'', leads and funds the Russian forces during his invasion of CWCville.
* Monika from ''Doki Doki Literature Club!'' accompanied Akan in his invasion of CWCville.
* Emmet Brown from ''Back to the Future'' helped Chris return to Virginia.
{{Sonichu}}

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Wikipedia

2021-01-18T19:25:42Z

Darkbind: I believe that section used to mention Chris by name, but it currently doesn't..

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Quote|I ONLY WISH TO TELL [[Honest Content|THE TRUTH]] AND SPREAD IT ON THE [[Chris and the Internet|INTERNET]].|Chris}}
On 1 [[May 2009]], for reasons that only [[GodJesus]] knows, [[Christian Weston Chandler]] registered on '''{{w|Wikipedia}}''' as [[Chris-chan Sonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]]. He did this almost solely to create a user page that is to record one of the most in-depth autobiographical accounts of his life.<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu User talk:ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref>

A user page is not a proper article, and therefore not subject to the same strict guidelines as an article, but as biographical and personal an article as Chris's was a flagrant violation of Wikipedia policy. The Wikipedia community tends to frown on use of the user pages as web space;<ref>[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:User pages#Excessive unrelated content|Wikipedia:User pages#Excessive unrelated content]]</ref> the user pages should usually be reserved for purposes somehow related to the Wikipedia project, and user pages for users who don't contribute anything to the articles frequently get deleted. Chris, of course, made it abundantly clear that he's not interested in actually editing the project.

Chris's user page was deleted by a Wikipedia administrator, who believed it to be the work of a [[troll]]. Sadly, the [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|details]] show that this was the real deal.

The only other thing Chris did was add his name to the article on high-functioning [[autism]], under the list of "famous individuals that may have had many different variations of autism along with HFA."<ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?limit=50&tagfilter=&title=Special%3AContributions&contribs=user&target=ChrisChanSonichu&namespace=&tagfilter=&year=&month=-1 User contributions for ChrisChanSonichu], Wikipedia</ref><ref>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=High-functioning_autism&diff=prev&oldid=287579250 High-functioning autism], Wikipedia</ref> The kicker is that [[Chris and his Ego|he put himself right next to]] [[Wikipedia:Michelangelo|Michelangelo]]. [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Again]].

To date, the "Christian Weston Chandler" article on Wikipedia has been created by trolls four times and deleted each time: 15 [[February 2009|February]], 26 [[March 2009|March]], 28 [[April 2009|April]] and 3 [[May 2009]].<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref> It has consequently been "[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection|salted]]" or protected so that it cannot be re-created under that title. Chris's account was also blocked indefinitely; even though it was owned by Chris himself, and not a troll (as the admin believed), he violated many rules on it anyway. The page on [[Ruckersville, Virginia]] is also locked to non-autoconfirmed users to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris.

To this day, discussions still regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens, to fans, to even normal Wikipedians. So far, no such page has been created on English-language Wikipedia. However, ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is briefly mentioned in the history section of the [[Kiwi Farms]] page.

==[[May 2009]] drama==
In a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] on 3 May, Chris makes a case for his worthiness and rallies his [[True and Honest]] [[fans]] to restore his biography. He also posted the following on his Wikipedia discussion page:

{{quotebox|Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate [[Slow-in-the-minds|calm state of mind]] to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a [[job]] in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed [[ED|E.D]]. Page those EVIL [[trolls|TROLLS]] created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started [[CWCipedia|my OWN Wikipedia]] page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the [[HONEST]]-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have [[Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Anne Hudgens]] as an honest, very close [[Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_May_3rd,_2009|a video on YouTube]] respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my [[Fanbase|LOYAL FANBASE]] will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 [[May 2009]] (UTC) }}

In short, Chris didn't give a shit about contributing to Wikipedia, only aiming to use it as a means to present what he thinks he is without needing to vandalize his Encyclopedia Dramatica page.

==Mainspace articles involving Chris==
[[File:Cwc on wikipedia.png|200px|thumb|left|Note that it calls us an "infamous" wiki.]]
On 13 [[August 2010]], a new article on Mr. Chandler was created under the name Christian W. Chandler. The article consisted of the following:

{{Quotebox|'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February 1982) is an illustrator from Charlottesville, Virginia. He is known mainly as the creator of '''Sonichu''', a fan fiction comic based off the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pokémon]] franchise. He was also featured in the May 2004 issue of [[Nintendo Power Magazine|Nintendo Power]] for his documentary, the April 2005 issue of Nintendo Power, and the community college newspaper for [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]].

Christian Weston Chandler's birth name was, in fact, '''Christopher'''. It took a chance encounter with [http://www.leonardbearstein.com/ Leonard Bearstein] in Regency Square Mall for his current name to be bestowed upon him. Aged 11 at the time, Chris and his father were in the mall for holiday shopping when Chris came across Leonard and engaged him in conversation. The man behind the microphone, mishearing the name "Christopher", addressed the young boy as Christian, a name that struck a chord within the young Chandler's heart. All it took was one legal name change for Christian to assume the identity he carries with him to this day. He acknowledges jokingly that it was as if God spoke through the bear to give him the name he always wanted.}}

The article used Chris's two ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' appearances, as well as the [[Animal Crossing Documentary#PVCC.27s news report|writeup]] in the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] ''Forum'' and the [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]] as references. Only a day later, this article was also nominated for deletion; it got deleted less than an hour-and-a-half later after the author requested it be deleted.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Christian_W._Chandler</ref> Further inspection showed that the article creator was a sockpuppet of a user who had previously been banned from Wikipedia.

On 21 [[April 2016]], an article was created under the title '''Sonichu (Comic)''' and soon nominated for deletion; the article without the (Comic) qualifier was already protected from creation. It read, as of 22 April 2016:

{{Quotebox|Sonichu is the comic created by Christian Weston Chandler, which combines the Pokémon, Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. THe comics contain several references to Chris's real life and he has also created numerous custom Pokemon cards featuring Sonichu and other characters from the series. Sonichu is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog in Pikachu yellow, and he travels with a human companion named Chris, who is based on the real-life author. You can see many of these cards as well as a more detailed biography of the character at this link: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_(character)}}

==Other Wikipedia edits of note==
[[File:Meganwikipedia.png|200px|thumb|right|Megan disapproves.]]
[[File:Smitheywiki.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Cole approves.]]
In January and February 2010, [[Megan Schroeder]] (or a person pretending to be her) removed references to Chris from the Wikipedia articles on Manchester High School and [[Cole Smithey]].<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Meganshroeder</ref> Her edit summaries both ended with "that was either put there by vandals or by Christian under the assumption he is important enough to be mentioned (he is mentally handicapped)." Less than a day later, her edit summaries were struck out.

The articles' histories indicate that both mentions of Chris were added by anonymous users who most likely are not Chris, as the genuine article would have been far more [[Chris and English|verbose and rambling]]. One editor cited this very wiki as a reference, running afoul of Wikipedia's policy on [[Wikipedia:WP:RS|reliable sources]]. As our own Wwwwolf put it, "Sorry, but Chris can't be mentioned here either unless there are reliable sources for this. That means actual publications. Also see Biographies of Living Persons on why sourcing stuff in biographies is such a big deal. This is not CWCki or ED; please remember Wikipedia's rules." Skimming through the talk page and edit history of any article even remotely connected with Chris reveals large amounts of petty vandalism from [[weens]].<ref>Articles infected with Chris related vandalism include [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sean_Marshall&diff=next&oldid=350396058 Sean Marshall], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ruckersville,_Virginia&diff=399557954&oldid=399169556 Ruckersville], [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Charlottesville,_Virginia&diff=315040313&oldid=315040250 Charlottesville] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Hill&diff=276226199&oldid=276119469 Jimmy Hill], among others. </ref> This has led Wikipedia to set their [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Edit filter|edit filter]] to prevent users from making edits with Chris related phrases.<ref>For more info see the [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:AbuseLog&wpSearchFilter=257 filter log] of filter 257 - Sonichu and other repeat vandalism. The phrases [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4961668 "Christian Weston Chandler"] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/4954315 "Sonichu"] are disallowed by this filter.</ref>

On 22 [[February 2010]], the article on Cole Smithey was placed up for deletion.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Cole_Smithey</ref> The first two votes in the discussion both called for deletion of the article, and both made explicit mention of Chris; the second one read, "'''Strong delete''' unless somebody wishes to write a sourced, neutral article about him. Otherwise, this serves as cannon fodder for the ChrisChan Sonichu fanatics over at [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]." The article was deleted on 1 March.

It should also be noted that an account with the name Cole Smithey edited the Wikipedia article on Cole, and spammed film articles with links to his reviews. Whether or not this is the real Cole (who is known to be rather egotistical) remains to be seen.
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==Current situation==

"Christopher/Christian/Christine Weston Chandler" and related titles are currently "[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Protection policy#Creation protection|salted]]" (protected from creation) so that it cannot be re-created under that title.<ref>Public logs for: [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112152/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christopher_Weston_Chandler Christopher]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112154/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christian_Weston_Chandler Christian]/[https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112156/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Christine_Weston_Chandler Christine] Weston Chandler; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112343/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Chris-Chan Chris-Chan]; [https://web.archive.org/web/20191210112353/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Log?page=Sonichu Sonichu].</ref> Other pages associated with Chris, such as those for the [[Kiwi Farms]] and [[Ruckersville, Virginia]], are also locked to non-autoconfirmed users, to prevent people from adding mentions of Chris.

Discussions continue to regularly appear on Wikipedia debating over whether Chris is notable enough to be included on Wikipedia, with users ranging from weens, to fans, to even normal Wikipedians.

==Foreign-language Wikipedias==

=== Spanish ===
On 26 January 2017, an article about Chris was added to the Spanish Wikipedia. It is quoted below:

{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 de febrero de 1982) es un vlogger de YouTube y creador del webcómic Sonichu. En 2007 Christian se convirtió en objetivo de troleo por parte de Encyclopædia Dramatica y 4chan debido a pobre calidad de su trabajo, su comportamiento inusual y sus reacciones extremas a la hostilidad. Christian fue arrestado en el 2014 después intentar remover la carátula del juego Sonic Boom en GameStop y atacar a un empleado antes de salir forzosamente.}}
Translation:
{{quotebox|Christian Weston Chandler (Charlottesville, Virginia, 24 February, 1982) is a YouTube vlogger and creator of the webcomic Sonichu. In 2007 Christian became a target of trolling by Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan due to the poor quality of his work, his unusual behavior, and his extreme reactions to hostility. Christian was arrested in 2014 after trying to remove the cases from the game Sonic Boom at GameStop and attacking an employee before leaving forcibly.}}

It used the Know Your Meme page about Chris, as well as a site reporting on his [[26 December 2014]] arrest, as sources. The page was deleted on 3 December 2017, however an archive copy is linked [http://archive.is/V1fGP here].<ref>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Consultas_de_borrado/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

=== Polish ===
On 15 [[August 2020]], a user of CWCki, Methalowiec, successfully created a page for {{w|Christian Weston Chandler|Chris|lang=pl}} on the Polish Wikipedia, which is a different website entirely from its English counterpart. Despite the English Wikipedia having banned the page from being created, the Polish page was accepted by an administrator. Notably, the page refers to Chris by male pronouns; this was probably accepted due to Poland's right leaning political environment.

=== Russian ===
On 19 [[October 2020]], a user of CWCki, AutoDiller (Soglasun on Wikipedia), created a page for {{w|Чендлер, Кристиан Уэстон|Chris|lang=ru}} on Russian Wikipedia that was mainly translated from the Polish version.

==Sources==
<references/>
==See also==
* [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]], a facsimile of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ChrisChanSonichu deleted Wikipedia userpage]
* [[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan_talk|A mirror of his talk page]]
==External links==
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ChrisChanSonichu Chris's edits]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu&oldid=287920013 Chris's talk page] before it got locked, complete with [[pickle|gherkins]]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/IncidentArchive534#User:ChrisChanSonichu Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard], where admins talked about Chris
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Slakr/Archive_12#Additional_point User talk:slakr], where an admin called us special for taking "pot shots at some poor guy suffering from apparent mental disability"
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Websites]]

Friend zone

2020-12-27T05:22:10Z

Darkbind:

{{quote|A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the Friend Zone, that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you.|Chris attempts to explain the friend zone from a woman's perspective<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Chris explains the friend zone]]</ref>}}

[[File:Friend zone.jpg|thumb]]'''Friend zone''' is a term that refers to a relationship in which one person desires a romance, but the other is interested in friendship only.

[[Chris]] has rarely been able to even form a casual friendship with a woman, and generally just harasses the ones who react to him with something other than hostility. Nevertheless, his single-minded focus on going all the way and getting laid has led him to view the concept of the friend zone with contempt. Friendship, in Chris's mind, is merely an excuse used by women to avoid giving him the [[china]] he deserves.

==The friend zone defined==
Nowadays the "friend zone" is a common topic in discussions of romantic relationships. From one perspective, the friend zone is where guys wind up when they spend too much time getting to know a woman without trying to make a move towards a more serious relationship. Eventually, the woman views them as "just friends" (or "[[Cole Smithey|like a brother]]", to use one variation on the theme) rather than a potential lover.

From another perspective, a woman might value her friendship with a man too much to take the risk of advancing to a more serious commitment, which could lead to an ugly break-up and the end of any sort of relationship with him.

It's possible for a woman to enjoy a man's company without wanting to bed him (and for a man to likewise feel the same way about a woman). Most people are capable of accepting this fact, even if it's a bit difficult to deal with when one has been "friended" by the object of one's affection. Chris, of course, has other ideas.
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==Chris on the friend zone==
[[Image:cwcfz.png|thumb|right|Chris and where is he in the Friend Zone.]]
Like many other supposed "rules" related to [[Random-access humor|abstract]] [[Chris and reality|ideas]], the friend zone is in fact a pretty nebulous concept. Chris, unable to think about sex, dating and relationships except in the most [[Autism|rigid, inflexible terms]], characterizes the friend zone as a law; a hard and fast rule that he apparently believes has been forced upon him by some unspecified authority. (This is similar to his interpretation of the [[Third date|three-date rule]].)

In [[Mumble 4]], [[Clyde Cash]] had a brief discussion on the friend zone with Chris, brought on by Chris's assumption that [[Sarah Hammer]] was interested in him romantically simply because they were neighbors. Chris responded to Clyde's assessment of his friend zone status by talking about the movie ''[[Wikipedia:Just Friends|Just Friends]]'', which he also cited in a Mailbag question several months later.

In [[Mailbag 4]], a correspondent asked him what law he would change if he could change a single one. (His intention was probably to bait Chris into discussing the "dumb laws" preventing [[Zapina|teenage girls]] from [[Women's rights|taking off their clothes in public]].) Chris responded with a tirade against the friend zone.

{{quote|I would remove the "Law" of the "Friend Zone", because I feel that it is just wrong to not even attempt to have anything beyond friendship, especially if the man and the woman are both comfortable with each other and are close.|Chris, failing to understand an unquantifiable concept.}}

Later, he expanded his opinion somewhat in the [[Common_Questions#Answered_15_January_2010|Common Questions]] section of the Mailbag. In this case, a correspondent quite reasonably asked, "What happened to a woman's right to choose who she wants to be with?"

{{quote|Nothing has happened in Women's Rights; the "Friend Zone" is only the LOUSIEST EXCUSE EVER to give to someone the woman deeply cares about and trusts so she could get out of sex or a relationship. I do not take kindly to that Excuse at this time.|Chris, cursing any woman who tries to "get out of [the] sex" she clearly owes him.}}

Chris's characterization of "we're just friends" as an "excuse" is revealing, both in regards to his ideas about women and his view of himself. He cannot imagine a rational explanation for why a female friend would not want to have sex with him. Instead, he believes that women have invented excuses like this one because for some reason they fear a sexual relationship. If he is attracted to her and wants to sleep with her, he feels that she is obligated to return his interest and help bring his degenerate fantasies to life.

In August 2017, Chris [[August 2017 tweets#Chris explains the friend zone|replied to a Tweet]] by artist VimHomeless, concerning the friend zone:

{{quote|I can answer that. A lot of times, especially if the friend in question is opposite of gender 18 or older, they may have sex on the brain. And when that person hears from you that you just want to be friends, or in the other term, put into the Friend Zone, that person will feel like they failed at getting the sex they wanted, or Ever will from you. Also, that person may not fully understand or appreciate what truest Friendship means, without expecting something like sex in return in the first place. In these situations, they set themselves up for easy disappointment. Whereas beginning a new friendship without the sexual expectation and later on if you feel like exploring with this person, and you tell them that, they will generally feel more success, as the relationship is progressing from a more positive start point of genuine friendship. And going into said new friendship with low expectations, they will feel less disappointed in being Just Friends, as they would not have had the higher expectation, or that desire for that something in return, in the first place.|Chris on the friend zone, 2017}}

This is Chris's first comment on the friend zone since [[Tomgirl Saga|coming out as a transwoman]]. In his comment, Chris assumes the perspective of a female, with the awareness that it is usually the female who wishes to only be friends. It is also clear that Chris is attempting to justify the female decision, possibly given his distaste for the [[JERKS|male species]]. However, having never actually subjected anyone to the friend zone, [[Chris and oration|Chris's explanation is convoluted]] at best.

==[[Gal pal]]s and the friend zone==

===[[Megan Schroeder]]===
Chris's comments about the friend zone shed a bit more light on his relationship with Megan Schroeder (and its spectacular collapse). While Megan was happy to enjoy an ordinary, platonic friendship with Chris (which, most observers would agree, is far more than he could ever have reasonably hoped for), he clearly couldn't get his mind around the notion of a woman who didn't mind his company, but didn't want to have sex with him. From his perspective, she was "making excuses", since there's no way she could have been sincerely interested in nothing more than a good friendship. Hence his refusal to quit subjecting her to physical pressure, his assumption that only sexual inexperience prevented her from wanting to fuck him, and so on. Chris's frustration with being in the "friend zone" reached the point where – according to him – he had to draw [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] in order to prevent himself doing something infinitely [[Rape|worse]].

===[[The Wallflower]]===
Even after the Megan debacle, Chris was still oblivious to the concept of friend zone whilst dealing with the Wallflower. Chris revealed in his video [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]] that she had been consistently telling Chris that she "isn't ready for a boyfriend". He is not aware that this is a commonly used technique for rejecting people, and that he had been seen as nothing more than a friend – even before the Wallflower found the CWCki. Since he had to be told multiple times that she wasn't ready for a boyfriend, this implies he went past the boundaries of good taste multiple times despite being told it was unappreciated. This surprised no one.

Oddly, on 31 [[January 2010]], long before the Wallflower fiasco occurred, Chris [[Sonichu Forum#News Flash: Chris is still single IRL|posted in the Sonichu Forum]] that he had been friendzoned, and felt crestfallen about it. The most likely explanation for Chris's actions towards the Wallflower was that he was trying to follow his own [[Mailbag 16#In which Chris reveals exactly how little he's learned|amazingly bad advice]], and treat the friend zone as though it were an obstacle to overcome. We all know how that [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|turned out]].

===[[DoopieDoOver]]===
Even after ''both'' the Megan and the Wallflower debacles, Chris still showed that even years later, he still hasn't learned about this concept. While his relationship with Doopie was almost exclusively customer-merchant, Chris treated her as another gal pal with him doing many creepy things, which include spamming her business e-mail, responding to multiple of her tweets (with a big chunk of them ending with "darling"), and even tagging her in a tweet for National Girlfriend Day. Even after Doopie made very clear that she was not his girlfriend, blocked him on Twitter and Patreon, and leaked a bunch of emails from Chris onto the Kiwi Farms, Chris still believes that he has a chance to get into Doopie's pants, saying that she's only "temporarily" on the trolls' side. He also made a [[Night Star#Twitter Sockpuppet|Twitter sockpuppet]] to continue to follow Doopie and other female artists that also blocked him.

==''Chris'' and the friend zone==
In Late November 2019, after having been subject to prolonged sexual harassment and solicitation over the internet by [[Jacob Sockness]], who claimed that a sexual relationship would bring the [[Dimensional Merge]] into motion, Chris had finally made a breakthrough, after witnessing Sockness attempt to turn him against [[MKRNightVee|his]] [[Null|other orbiters]]. Chris formally rebuffed Sockness over [[Twitter]], insisting that such a relationship was not necessary and banishing Sockness to the friend zone.
==See also==
* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]
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==References==
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[[Category:CWC-isms]]

File:Friend zone.jpg

2020-12-27T05:20:59Z

Darkbind: Friend zone, act 1. Source: https://twitter.com/uglyvibesjpg/status/600696029449715712

== Summary ==
[[Friend zone]], act 1. Source: https://twitter.com/uglyvibesjpg/status/600696029449715712

Count Dankula

2020-09-09T21:40:43Z

Darkbind:

{{quote|Fair enough.|Count Dankula, every time Chris gives a bizarre answer}}
[[File:DankulaInterview.jpg|thumb|right|Chris inserts some [[random-access humor]] to the interview.]]
'''Markus Meechan''' (born 17 October 1987), better known as '''Count Dankula''', is a Scottish [[YouTube|YouTuber]], comedian, and political activist. On 5 June 2018, he conducted an interview with Chris.

==Interview==
The interview was initially teased by [[Kiwi Farms]] owner [[Null]] two days before, when he posted:
{{quoteboxgreen|A YouTube/broader Internet celebrity with a large audience is interviewing Chris on Tuesday. If you have any requests put them in now".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-interviews.35683/page-12#post-3422382</ref>}}
Like [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1]], the questions were from user requests.

{{Infobox/video
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| stardate = 5 [[June 2018]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{BlueClopperShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| previous = [[Copitz#Deleted Scenes|Deleted Scenes]]
| next = [[Send Me to Too Many Games Convention!]]
}}

===Highlights===
Some highlights include Chris saying that he physically travels to [[CWCville]] and other [[My Little Pony|fictional cartoon]] and [[Pokémon|video games]] locations through [[Chris and reality|portals that open up before him]], and claiming that his homemade [[S-Chu Ball]] is physical evidence of something he brought back from the other side. Another claim Chris makes is that he, his father [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and serial killer [[Ted Bundy]] are/were half-[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] in real life. Most troubling of all is that Chris claims that serial killer Ted Bundy did not kill anyone, was innocent of all those crimes, was working undercover to find who the real murderer was, and was framed for the murders – all ideas he got from [[Idea Guy]]. Also, at some moments of the interview, he randomly starts making weird sounds in a way to be funny (reminiscent of The Three Stooges), despite the fact he looks creepy doing it, even Dankula asks him if he is alright. Notably, Dankula offers a more sympathetic response to Chris's inputs in the interview, pointing out the cruelty involved in the Idea Guys' manipulation.

==Transcript==
===Introduction (0:14-1:06)===
'''Dankula:''' [''laughs nervously''] And-uh... here we are... eh-Chri— [''laughs''] Chris-chan. It is amazing to actually finally be able to meet you. How are you doing?

'''Chris:''' I'm doing okay. How are you?

'''Dankula:''' I'm f—

'''Chris:''' [''interrupts''] Live on [[Wikipedia:Space Ghost Coast to Coast|''Space Ghost Coast to Coast'']]!

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs''] Well-uh, I've been trying to get this interview set up for quite a little while. Uh-you're someone that I have actually watched for a good number of years. Umm, obviously, you know that a lot of the internet are very interested in you, so I'm going to do my best to make sure this interview isn't like all the other interviews you've had, where the interviewers have been pretty lame and they haven't dove too much into you. So, I'm going to try and go into areas that some people may not have spoken about. So I do have a few questions lined up of a few things that I'm pretty interested in hearing about. Uh, mainly about CWCville. Is–

'''Chris:''' [''interrupts''] Yes?

===CWCville (1:06-9:01)===
'''Dankula:''' One of the... one of the main things that I've... from what I've read, and some of the things I've seen is that you believe CWCville itself is a completely real place.

'''Chris:''' [''assuredly''] It is a real place!

'''Dankula:''' As well... and all the characters within CWCville are also real.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Dankula:''' and well— And one thing that I've heard as well is-uh... you believe that you can actually travel to CWCville.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I do believe so.

'''Dankula:''' Oh, that's fine-um. So, what is it that actually makes CWCville a real place?

'''Chris:''' Well, right now, it exists in another dimension. And realistically, it's the l-in northern part of [[Virginia]]!

'''Dankula:''' Th-CWCville's in the northern part of Virginia?

'''Chris:''' Ya.

'''Dankula:''' So, you can actually travel there?

'''Chris:''' Uh-not in this world, but I can get... but... I have a way of which I'll be able to get there from this world to over there in that world.

'''Dankula:''' How-how is it you actually travel there then? Just-just curious.

'''Chris:''' Well, we're still working on th-getting the bugs out of it. Among which, I've [[Wikipedia:Astral projection|astral projected]] there. Your accent is quite infectuous [''sic''].

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs''] Thanks very much. I tr-I try my best to speak clearly whenever I'm on [[YouTube]], because-uh my accent's very thick and sometimes people-uh have trouble understanding what I'm saying [''laughs'']. So-um, just to clarify as well. You can reach CWCville through astral projection then? So it's like, with meditation, kind of, you can reach CWCville.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Dankula:''' Right. So, any g—

'''Chris:''' That's the easiest way of visiting at least.

'''Dankula:''' Right, I've got you. Umm... and so, obviously, if you go to CWCville, all the characters will be there. All the characters are actually real.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Dankula:''' Right, well... just as-is there any... Just... I'm just asking. Is there any evidence that you have that proves that CWCville is a real place?

'''Chris:''' It exists. I can give you-I can show a few things that I've actually gotten from there.

'''Dankula:''' If-if you want to show them on the stream. Yeah, that would be good.

'''Chris:''' I have an [[S-Chu Ball]] for one thing [''shows ball off to camera'']

'''Dankula:''' Did you get that from CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Dankula:''' That's interesting. That's amazing. Well, se-see how you... Have you travelled to CWCville before, yourself?

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Dankula:''' You have? Umm... can anyone travel to CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Hmm... Currently, the majority can travel to CWCville through meditation and astral projection. But for th-when the proper visitation rights happen, we're working on the portal, eh?

'''Dankula:''' Right. Okay. So, do you need to get special permission then, before you can enter CWCville?

'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] We're going through-we're still going through a whole bunch of red tape there, but yeah. Pretty much.

'''Dankula:''' Ah, right, I've got you then. So then would CWCville essentially have-uh, a bit of an immigration policy then? Only certain people would be allowed in?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Too many people from this world could take great advantage of the things, and try to make things go wrong. Very, very bad.

'''Dankula:''' I completely understand where you're coming from. Umm... So, when you actually travel to CWCville, wh-what do you do while you're there?

'''Chris:''' I help watch over things, I help defend the city when need be. And I definitely see over the laws and things.

'''Dankula:''' Right. Because you're the mayor.

'''Chris:''' Uhh... I'm pretty much the big leader, I'm the head honcho, I'm the creator and the chronicler.

'''Dankula:''' Right, okay. So, obviously you created this place. So, would-would essentially, you'd be a little bit higher than the leader then, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you be the god since you literally created the place?

'''Chris:''' No, no. I am not a god, because the [[Chris and religion|God]] creates everything. I only created a portion. I do not create ''all'' things.

'''Dankula:''' Ah, that's fair enough, that's very humble. And when you're in CWCville, who do you speak to in particular? What characters from the Sonichu/CWCville universe, who do you speak to?

'''Chris:''' I talk to the... I talk to my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and all the others of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|my species]].

'''Dankula:''' So, what do you talk about?

'''Chris:''' About... I'm half-[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]].

'''Dankula:''' You're half-Sonichu?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Dankula:''' So is it... Sonichu, sort of, like part of yourself, almost like a split personality type of thing, or is it like an alter ego? [''the Count seems to be confused between Sonichus as a species and Sonichu the individual'']

'''Chris:''' You see me transform in the books, eh? It's pretty much like that.

'''Dankula:''' Right. So, are you yourself Sonichu? When you go to CWCville, do you transform into Sonichu or are you still—

'''Chris:''' I-I go there, I go there, I'm human, and then I can transform into my [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form.

'''Dankula:''' Right, right, I understand now. That's fine, that's interesting. And umm... and one thing that I've sort of read about you as well is you feel that all other cartoon universes, so things like ''American Dad'', ''[[My Little Pony]]'', so on and so on, they're all actually real places as well?

'''Chris:''' Yes, they are.

'''Dankula:''' And all the characters there are actually real?

'''Chris:''' Oh yes.

'''Dankula:''' But they... do they exist sort of in the same dimension as the Sonichu universe, or do they have their own dimension?

'''Chris:''' Some universes. Some of them actually do have an alternate dimension, like Steven Universe where World War II never happened.

'''Dankula:''' Right.

'''Chris:''' That's a whole different dimension right there.

'''Dankula:''' Right, I understand then. So, some of them exist in the same dimension, some of them are different, but do you get to all of them by the same method?

'''Chris:''' Uhh. Among which, a whole dimensional portal and everything, yes.

'''Dankula:''' Right. So is it, different portals or different kinds of meditation will take you to different universes?

'''Chris:''' Get you—

'''Dankula:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Get you physically there.

'''Dankula:''' Nice one. That's interesting. Now, see... in regards to CWCville itself. Now obviously, you are the creator, you're the one that creates the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], you draw them all up, and you create the story of CWCville. Now... what would happen to CWCville if you just stopped creating the comics? Like—

'''Chris:''' E-Everybody still continues on living their lives as normal, like... like you or me. Our stories still continue on as long as we live.

'''Dankula:''' That's—

'''Chris:''' And pretty much, uhh, what I've written and, what I've written and chronicled, yeah? Among which that definitely happened beyond my own power and authority of pen and paper, but then also some of it... had already happened and I just was able to get the history in my mind all the way directly from there. It's a whole psychic process, eh?

'''Dankula:''' Right. So, uhh, what would happen to CWCville after you're gone, would the CWCville universe just continue regardless? It would just keep going?

'''Chris:''' It would, it would keep going, yes... [''speaking like a showman''] The show must go on!

===Home life (9:01-10:22)===
'''Dankula:''' [''laughs''] Well, moving on from CWCville, that has been some really really interesting stuff that you've actually told me about, but it's just to go a bit more into sort of personal things about your life. I have read an awful lot into you, but I'm... Let me try and keep things as positive as I absolutely can, now. It's just that some people are really interested in your relationship with [[Bob|your father]], and it's just to find out what are some of the fondest memories you have of your father?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, well let's just see, eh? That's quite a bit to think about. I'd say among which, definitely, the road trips and him taking me to a park or two, and just enjoying the scenery and all.
[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|The dreaming studio]]
'''Dankula:''' That's really nice. Umm, I know that your dad had something, was it called the dreaming studio?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, yes, that's a workshop in the backyard.

'''Dankula:''' Umm, did you and your dad ever make anything together in there?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, a few do-it-yourself projects.

'''Dankula:''' Was it just like woodwork and stuff like that?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Well, what did you make?

'''Chris:''' [''exhales''] I don't remember.

'''Dankula:''' Was it a long time ago, yeah?

'''Chris:''' Too long, yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Nah, that's absolutely fair enough.

===Theme parks (10:22-11:28)===
'''Dankula:''' Another question, as well, that People are interested in is, eh. Have you ever been to [[Wikipedia:Walt Disney World|Disney World]] or any other theme parks?

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Dankula:''' You've never been to theme parks?

'''Chris:''' I've been to a theme park before, but I've definitely never gone out of state to go to a theme park.

'''Dankula:''' Alright, what kind of rides were your favorite?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, I like the... I like the roller coaster, I like the ferris wheel, I like the spinning-go-round where you're sp- you're... you're inside the [incomprehensible], you're spinning around and around, and you come out all dizzy.

'''Dankula:''' Ah. You're braver than me, uhh, I went-

'''Chris:''' [''laughs loudly'']

'''Dankula:''' [''chuckles''] I went on a roller coaster once when I was twelve, and it made me sick, and I've never been on one again ever since. [''Shakes head''] I'm scared of roller coasters.

'''Chris:''' I t-

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' I tell you the trick? You find your center when you're feeling dizzy. You just... you ride the dizziness in your brain, you find the center in your brain and you ride with it.

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs again''] I'll keep that in mind.

===Polyamorous marriage (11:28-15:22)===

'''Dankula:''' And uhh, another question that quite a few people are interested in is, ehm, who... What can you tell us about... Is it Maggie-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, [[Magi-Chan]].

'''Dankula:''' M... Magi-Chan, sorry, umm, who is Magi-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, he is our... He is our resident major powerful psychic/electric type Sonichu. Amongst the special 69. There are [[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus|69 of us special Sonichus and Rosechus]] out of the thousands they emitted from the [[rainbow]] of [[Sonichu chronology#2003|February 3, two thousand... [''thinks''] three]].

'''Dankula:''' Ah, right, and what's your relationship to Magi-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Throughout my entire life, he's a lot older than you think. Hmm. And definitely as old as I had mentioned on [[Twitter]] earlier, but anyway... [''widens eyes''] He was my guardian angel my whole life.

'''Dankula:''' So... So has he been around a lot longer than the CWCville universe, then?

'''Chris:''' Quite so, even a lot longer than me.

'''Dankula:''' Really?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' So well, what is it that he does? Does he just sort of look out for you in the real world, and even in CWCville?

'''Chris:''' He looks out for everyone in CWCville, he looks out for me, he looks out for a lot of us people. And he's my loving, devoted husband.

'''Dankula:''' So you're... You're married to Magi-Chan as well?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Dankula:''' So what's uhh... What's your relationship with Magi-Chan like, then?

'''Chris:''' Really good. We have a good... We have a good relationship between us, good communication and everything. [''smiles'']

'''Dankula:''' That's really good then, how long have you been married for?

'''Chris:''' We've been married since March 26, this year.

'''Dankula:''' Congratulations, I'm actually getting married myself.

'''Chris:''' Heh. Congratulations to you. I'm also married to my [[Cryzel Rosechu]], we got married on the same day. We're polyamorous.

'''Dankula:''' P... Polyamorous... relationship? [''visibly confused'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Very progressive. Umm... So, I understand one of the things about your past is your [[Love Quest]], you were obviously looking to find a partner, and uhh... Some people made fun of you for it, which I find very unfair because, you know, finding a life partner is everyone's goal, to be honest, you were just a lot more vocal about it. So...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' So you being married to these two characters, does that mean that you've completed your Love Quest, then?

'''Chris:''' Pretty much, yes. Because it turns out, uhh, I was destined for this relationship, and that's why my past relationships, real and fictional, with the theoretical exes that were trolls and bullies that pretend to be women, that's why they all failed. Because I was destined for this [''forces a smile''] [[Lovely Weather|lovely relationship]].

'''Dankula:''' That's... That's amazing, that's really good, so like, do any of them exist in the real world, or do they only exist in the CWCville universe, I know you said Magi-Chan...

'''Chris:''' They exi-... They exi-... They exist in this world, they exist in that world, they exist everywhere.

'''Dankula:''' Right. And so, so they...

'''Chris:''' They just come... They come from there, they come from here, they use a portal and whatnot to get from there to here.

'''Dankula:''' Right. And are any of them with you right now?

'''Chris:''' Oh yes, they're all with... A lot of them are... A few of them are with my, currently my hubby and my honey.

'''Dankula:''' That's good, umm... This is something I've kept track of for a long time, so I'm actually pretty happy that you've completed your Love Quest. Congratulations.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Yes, thank you.

===Trolls (15:22-17:45)===
'''Dankula:''' And, uhh, one thing that you brought up as well was one of the main things that I did want to speak about, is, in your past you have had people troll you, I would probably go as far as to say that you have been one of the most trolled people on the internet, and I'm... I'm kind of known for being a bit of a troll myself, I like to make fun of people, I like to take the piss out of people, but there is a line that people shouldn't cross. I feel if you're trolling someone, you shouldn't affect their real life, and you have had some really really bad things happen to you in the past, things that even to me are things that really cross the line. And it has had a really bad effect on you.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm.

'''Dankula:''' And stuff, like you said people in the past pretended to be women, tricking you into falling in love with them, and I-

'''Chris:''' Mhmm...

'''Dankula:''' I know one of them was BlueSpike, and I thought what BlueSpike did particularly was absolutely disgusting. I thought what he did to you was terrible.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm. [''covers face'']

'''Dankula:''' Yeah. I'm sorry, I don't mean to upset you, Chris, I would... If you don't want me to talk about it, I won't talk about it.

'''Chris:''' It's all right.

'''Dankula:''' Okay, I'm very sorry, I'll move on from that, I just uhh... I just wanted to make it clear that some of the stuff that's happened to you is very very unfair

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Dankula:''' And just so you know, we don't... Not everyone laughs at what happened to you.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Dankula:''' I just wanted you to know that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, thank you. If there's anything positive I'd like for everybody who, say, gets trolls or bullies out there on the internet, definitely just ignore them and try and move on with your lives for yourself offline and uhh... Just try to do good for yourself, be emotionally positive for yourself, because the most important person you could love, or who loves you, is yourself.

'''Dankula:''' That's a good and wholesome message, that's really good. But like, those were just some of the main questions that people wanted to go over but I'm quite happy that you keep talking about CWCville 'cause it seems that CWCville is obviously a passion it's what you're most active about and you love doing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that and my species of Sonichus and Rosechus.

===Future plans (17:45-19:55)===
'''Dankula:''' So what's next in the CWCville storyline then? What's next to happen?

'''Chris:''' We're still developing, it's ongoing. I'm still working on the Night Star book, and after that I'm working on book 14, which is... we're end up going further into Graduon's story.

'''Dankula:''' And what's going to happen there, or do you not- do you not want to give away too much of the story there? Do you want to keep it a secret?

'''Chris:''' Well, essentially we go- we talk about Graduon's history, and how he came to be here and there, and uh... at this point pretty much coming back to Earth in the Metal Sonichu body and what happens after that.

'''Dankula:''' Nice one. It's interesting. So, in regards to then, obviously you're in a polyamorous relationship. Do you plan on having kids?

'''Chris:''' Eventually yes. That is definitely part of the destiny.

'''Dankula:''' Do you have a destiny planned out for yourself?

'''Chris:''' The destiny was planned out for me without my knowledge.

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs''] Was that- was that Magi-Chan that did that?

'''Chris:''' For so many years I didn't even know until most recently, but yeah. It's all good.

'''Dankula:''' That's good then. What are you... what are you doing with yourself in the real world anyway? You just sitting making comics and stuff, or you just doing your drawings? What else are you doing in the real world?

'''Chris:''' Uh, I didn't understand the question.

'''Dankula:''' Oh, sorry, just... In the real world, like where you are just now, like outside of CWCville, do you have any future plans or anything or are all of your plans centered on CWCville? Basically is all that matters or of the real world.

'''Chris:''' I don't know much about future plans right now, except for what I've learned recently about the uh... about my destiny and everything, so I'm pretty much just going with the flow, and doing as I go, which it actually kind of works out. Being pretty much in the present.

'''Dankula:''' Well that's good then.

===More CWCville (19:55-42:18)===
'''Dankula:''' So, I'm just trying to- it's some of the things you've said about CWCville with like- I'm fascinated, mainly about the dimensions type of thing but like... It's just that I'm interested in about the travel, like how often do you actually travel to CWCville?

'''Chris:''' I'd say most daily.

'''Dankula:''' Daily? How long do you spend there?

'''Chris:''' Uh, about like a few hours at the moment?

'''Dankula:''' Does it... does it work in the same way like, for example, if you travel to CWCville and you're there for two hours, does two hours pass in the real world?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the time difference is one to one.

'''Dankula:''' Right, so it's the same amount of time. Right.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' It's fair enough. I'm just- so what else do you- what else is it that you do there? Do you just talk to everyone, like, do you have a house in CWCville that you live in?

'''Chris:''' Yes, I have a place that I live in there.

'''Dankula:''' Right. And do you live there with your wife and husband then there?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. We're pretty much mostly still here- still here at the time, and we're going to end up being mostly over there much later on.

'''Dankula:''' No, that's fair enough. And I totally- It's weird that I totally get where you're coming from. Is there anything else, like, about CWCville, that you think people would find interesting? We've got about 3,000 people watching just now and they're finding it pretty interesting. Is there anything else you want to tell them that, you know, not many people know that you think they'd be interested in?

'''Chris:''' [''Sighs''] Well, I definitely so much more to CWCville that meets the eye. And, by the way, Pallet Town where Ash Ketchum came from, as well as Viridian City is clearly south of CWCville.

'''Dankula:''' So is the Pokémon Universe in the same dimension as CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' That's cool, 'cause I fucking love [[Pokémon]]. I love Pokémon, I don't care how old I am. I love Pokemon. [''Laughs''] And so, do you travel to Pallet Town as well then when you're in CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Just nearby, so... we got Oak down there, we also have our own Pokémon Professor in the city of CWCville as well. Anyways, it's all good, it's fine. But also you think a character that's on [''Stutters''] you think a character or person is fictional in this world, they exist in that dimension or in a sister dimension, once again like Stephen Universe is in that different dimension where World War 2 never happened.

'''Dankula:''' Right. Did World War II happen in the CWCville universe?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' It happened there?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, this one's pretty much... the sister dimension to this world where we're living in right now, you and me.

'''Dankula:''' Right. [''pauses in awe''] I have so many questions! So, so you've got-

'''Chris:''' So many questions, so little time.

'''Dankula:''' I know, I know, I'm sorry, but like... So, CWCville itself has its own Pokémon Professor, so there's obviously Pokémon in CWCville that you can catch.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and Sonichus and Rosechus are definitely in the family, you know, between the evolution of [[Rosey]]- Rosechu-[[Vamprosa]]; [[Sonee]]-[[Sonichu]]-[[Metonic]]... They're all official Pokemon, and there's literally over 1,000 Pokémon in existence and registered officially in the Pokédex over there that are not yet chronicled in this world in the games and everything. And Sonichu is number 982.

'''Dankula:''' So, those Pokémon that exist in the CWCville universe that haven't yet come into the games in the real world.

'''Chris:''' You mustn't not- You don't have to call it CWCville universe, because it essentially is the neutral sister dimension universe to our world here where everybody exists pretty much.

'''Dankula:''' So out of all the cartoon or comic universes that exist, CWCville is the one that's most closely related to the one that we're in now?

'''Chris:''' Well you have pretty much CWCville, but there's also [[The Simpsons|Springfield]], [[Family Guy|Quahog]], the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live there, and even [[Transformers|Cybertron]] exists there. And [[My Little Pony|Canterlot High School]] with a portal to Equestria.

'''Dankula:''' Right, so they're all deeply-

'''Chris:''' In the same dimension!

'''Dankula:''' So we're all in the same dimension as these other worlds?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the only difference is that pretty much... we can't see it in this world or our reality, but we open our minds and we can see what would be invisible in this world, but it's fully visible there in that dimension. And the Gamindustri and all the CPUs are there.

'''Dankula:''' Right. Who are the CPUs?

'''Chris:''' The Console Patron Units. ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

'''Dankula:''' What do they do? I don't know what they are. Sorry.

'''Chris:''' [''pauses''] You gotta get in on this.'' Hyperdimension Neptunia'' this is , the games been around for many years, the CPUs are the goddesses, there's a religion around them and everything. And there's like a 12 episode anime for them that covers at least the basics about them.

'''Dankula:''' Right, right, okay. So when you mention the other worlds like obviously Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers and stuff like that, do you travel to those worlds too?

'''Chris:''' Uh, among which I can project myself to there, yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Oh, obviously because you're the creator of CWCville, is it- it's obviously much easier for you to get to CWCville than it is to these other worlds.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much among which, it just takes a little bit more effort for me to get to most anywhere else.

'''Dankula:''' So, what other worlds have you travelled to?

'''Chris:''' I've definitely been to Equestria.

'''Dankula:''' You mean Equestria, Is that the My Little Pony one?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Alright, so what did you do when you were there?

'''Chris:''' Uh... just pretty much, diplomatic things.

'''Dankula:''' So, do these other worlds, do they have like diplomatic relations with each other then, do you sort of act as a diplomat between the worlds?

'''Chris:''' Among which, and an ally. I try to be as good a friend as I can be.

'''Dankula:''' Right, so is it to sort of like to maintain peace or something? 'Cause it usually- whenever diplomats are involved, it's because worlds might not like each other. So do any of these worlds, you know, sort of...

'''Chris:''' I don't know the full- I don't know the total history, but there have been some conflicts among which in the past that have been previously chronicled in the animated, the live action, the anime series, and the comic books and manga and literature books and everything. It's all- a bunch of it- a lot of it's chronicled in our world, so what I don't know you can pretty much read about it.

'''Dankula:''' Right, so have some of cartoon worlds, then, have they like gone to war with each other before?

'''Chris:''' Uh... like I said, I don't know the full history, but I would go with among which... yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Do you know which ones? If you don't know it's fine.

'''Chris:''' I don't know. I don't know the totality of it all just yet. I only know, like... you know, this, that amount here and there. I don't know everything, its still a big world over there, just like this one.

'''Dankula:''' Yeah, is it- sorry.

'''Chris:''' And then the big universe that surrounds it. Even [[Planet Dolan]] is there.

'''Dankula:''' Planet Dolan, is that- is that in its own universe as well? That's the YouTuber isn't it, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but I'm talking about the actual [[Planet Dolan]] with all the characters from Planet Dolan actually exist like Melissa the Bird, and... PringleTheOne and Nixxiom and Hellbent and Dolan. Dolan himself. The character Dolan!

'''Dankula:''' That's amazing. So like, has CWCville ever been at war with any other cartoon worlds? Has there been problems or any kind of aggression or anything like that?

'''Chris:''' Not that I'm fully aware of, but I'm sure there have been a few differences here and there.

'''Dankula:''' So obviously your job is to make sure, like you act as the diplomat so you try and make sure that everything stay peaceful?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And I have my own bunch of powers as well, so it works.

'''Dankula:''' So, what powers is it that you have?

'''Chris:''' Electric, Magic, Psychic... I'm still learning.

'''Dankula:''' So do these powers work in the real world or is this only when you travel to these other worlds?

'''Chris:''' They're still in development. They partially work in this world.

'''Dankula:''' Right. Is there anything more you want to tell me about your powers? What is it, specifically that you can-?

'''Chris:''' [''hesitates''] Um, let's just leave it at... uh, I don't want to divulge too much right now.

'''Dankula:''' No that’s, that’s completely fine. Thats okay. So, who is it that teaches you your powers, is it Magi-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Um, among others, yes. I have many a teacher help me figure my powers out.

'''Dankula:''' Are these all people that exist within- they’re characters within the CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Among which, yes.

'''Dankula:''' That’s interesting. Um…

'''Chris:''' Let’s move on to another topic.

'''Dankula:''' No. No that’s no problem, that’s fine. I’m just trying to- It’s just lot a bit of travel between the worlds thing. It’s just- Do you do it from your bedroom? Is it, like a mental thing? You’ve mentioned portals before, do you actually- when you say a portal, is it like a portal in your mind or does an actual portal open in front of you that you walk through?

'''Chris:''' An actual portal.

'''Dankula:''' An actual portal. And do you just open it in your bedroom and just walk through it?

'''Chris:''' Um, from my bedroom, anywhere… Let’s not divulge too much right now.

'''Dankula:''' No, it’s- I totally understand. You wouldn’t want- you wouldn’t want people figuring it out and trying to cause problems. Ehm… It’s something I may try it. But don’t worry, I’ll [''laughs''] I may try it myself. [''continues laughing'']

'''Chris:''' You may wanna go find- you may wanna go find somebody else who knows more about portal making than I do.

'''Dankula:''' It’s okay, it’s okay, I won’t ask you to teach me. Well… One thing that we can do is here, I’ll have a look and see if anybody has submitted any questions in the Super Chat, see if there’s anything else that we can get here. It’ll just be a moment and I’ll read through these.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Dankula:''' Dadadadada, just trying to find… anything here. While I’m looking for this, are you going to any [[conventions]] or anything like that this year? Are you going to Comic Con or anything?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I’m going to BarneyCon later this year.

'''Dankula:''' BronyCon.

'''Chris:''' Yup.

'''Dankula:''' That’s cool. I’m probably going to ComicCon myself.

'''Chris:''' BronyCon’s quite close to home, just like a pretty much a two hour drive from here.

'''Dankula:''' I’m all the way over in Scotland.

'''Chris:''' [''horrible Scottish accent''] Oh, is that where you are? I thought your accent was quite genuine to be a Scottish accent, eh?

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs''] Yeah.

'''Chris:''' I’m like wh- I found on [[CWC Ancestry|23AndMe]] that I am 100% European. I think there was a little Scottish in there, although I’m mostly British.

'''Dankula:''' Was it British, ah, Scots are, we’re an interesting people. You know we got ginger hair and bad tempers, that’s usually what makes you Scottish. [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' Eh, people are colorful like that. Everybody’s got their honest interests and everything. And that’s fi- You know it’s funny, 23AndMe I did find me a point one- less than point 1 percent… Ashkenazi. Jewish.

'''Dankula:''' Ashkenazi Jewish.

'''Chris:''' Who knew? Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' That’s interesting.

'''Chris:''' And my ancestry go all the way- and my ancestors were from Africa, so there’s possibly a little bit of [[niggo|black]] in me too. [''impersonates black stereotype''] What’chu say me homie? [''imitates Fat Albert''] Hey hey hey!

'''Dankula:''' [''bursts out laughing''] Umm... Just, I'm just double checking here. I'm trying to find... I'm not really finding any questions... Oh, someone's actually asked one here. What type of food is in CWCville? Like, is it just the same food you would get here, or is it different?

'''Chris:''' I’d say it’s the same amou- type of cuisine we get here, yes.

'''Dankula:''' Is there anything new that you can only get in CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Not that I’m aware of yet. 'Cept possibly maybe [[CWC Cola|CWC brand Cola]].

'''Dankula:''' CWC brand cola?

'''Chris:''' Or CWC brand anything.[''laughs'']

'''Dankula:''' So CWCville’s got its own brands of things as well.

'''Chris:''' Why not, it’s “CWC” enough to go with my initials.

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs''] I’m just-

'''Chris:''' It’s about as unique as Zap Apple Jam from Equestria.

'''Dankula:''' Right, so they’ve got like- they’ve got their own sort of products and CWCville has its own products as well.

'''Chris:''' Eh, give or take. They’re mostly similar.

'''Dankula:''' Someone’s actually asked a very good question. How does CWCville’s political system work? 'Cause I know that you’ve mentioned before there’s the mayor and the leaders. Is there other things does it have a senate? Or anything, you know a congressman?

'''Chris:''' I don’t know too much about politics, I’m just… I would say that they elect themselves… I’d say it’s similar, and they work along the political system of the rest of the country.

'''Dankula:'''Right, so is it just like- it’s not just one leader of CWCville, there’s obviously a group you know-

'''Chris:'''There’s like a staff underneath the mayor part as well.

'''Dankula:''' And then they advise? They obviously advise the mayor on decisions and things like that.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Dankula:''' So what kind of decisions do they make? Is it just sort of things like opening a new park or something like that? Is it just those kind of decisions like sort of, you know, standard government decisions?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much.

'''Dankula:''' Fair enough, that’s quite cool. One thing that people are asking as well, um… this is something that I’ve actually never heard of, so I don’t know if this is actually true. Someone is saying to me you have a brother?

'''Chris:''' A brother?

'''Dankula:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I have two half-brothers. That’s [[Joseph Cole Smithey]] over in New York City and Dr. [[David Alan Chandler]] over here in Virginia in the [[Richmond]] area, and my half-sister [[Carol Chandler]]…Although she might have gotten married by now…I don’t know if she changed her last name or not.

'''Dankula:''' Alrighty, Do you still speak to them? Or do you stay in contact?

'''Chris:''' Uh… very rarely nowadays. They pretty much close- they closed themselves off from me.

'''Dankula:''' Well, why did they do that?

'''Chris:''' I’d say, they, well… To put it rather bluntly, I’d say Cole knows my mother, knows our mother quite too well. She’s always saying he’s not fond of her like that. And same possibly can be said of Alan and Carol of our father. And they just assumed distance themselves from, uh from- my from… their dad and our mom and just… uh, you know typical, like, the older brother from ''[[Wikipedia:Malcolm in the Middle|Malcolm in the Middle]]''.

'''Dankula:''' Right, right yeah that’s fine. So just sort of family disputes? It wasn’t really you or anything, it was just members of the family falling out with each other?

'''Chris:''' Pretty much, yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Yeah, don’t worry I completely understand that.

'''Chris:''' Yup. That’s the story, and we live with it.

'''Dankula:''' That’s fine, I’ve got similar stuff myself, don’t you worry. I’ve got a cousin who absolutely refuses to talk to me anymore.

'''Chris:''' I got cousins in Red Oak who refuse to talk to even my mother anymore.

'''Dankula:''' Really? Mine doesn’t talk to me for political reasons, but let’s not go into that.

'''Chris:''' Right.

'''Dankula:''' I’m just gonna have…

'''Chris:''' There’s three things you don’t talk about in general public; Religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

'''Dankula:''' The Great Pumpkin? What’s the Great Pumpkin?

'''Chris:''' What, you never watched ''[[Peanuts]]''? Charlie Brown?

'''Dankula:''' Oh, yeah I think I remember something about that, yeah. I think I seen that when I was like a child. Like I was really young I think when I last watched that.

'''Chris:''' It’s fun to go back and watch the old cartoons you used to watch, reminisce. Feels-little, young once again, be like [''impersonates a child''] Oh yeah, I’m familiar with this, I’ve seen it before, it’s still funny.

'''Dankula:''' I watched, like when I was growing up I watched [[Pokémon]], ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'', and ''[[Transformers]]'', and [[Wikipedia:Street Sharks|''Street Sharks'']] as well. I used to watch Street Sharks all the time when I was younger. I had all the action figures and everything… I loved Street Sharks.

'''Chris:''' Hm. That’s cool.

'''Dankula:''' I’m just trying to… see if there’s any other questions… a lot of people are asking as well see because World War 2, you say happened in CWCville.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' So obviously, as Pokémon exist in CWCville, were Pokémon involved in the war?

'''Chris:''' I can’t say.

'''Dankula:''' That’s fine. I hope they weren’t 'cause that sounds horrible. I really hope they weren’t.

'''Chris:''' I think it was more of a human on human thing in that battle.

'''Dankula:''' That’s okay then. I don’t like the idea of Pokémon getting killed, so I hope it was just human on human.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I would believe so, yeah.

'''Dankula:''' That’s okay then.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let’s leave it at that.

'''Dankula:''' Yeah. I’m just trying to… double check a few things. I think, I’m not really seeing a lot of valid questions coming in through on the Super Chat. So…

'''Chris:''' Hey Simplechat, give us simple questions, simple minds!

'''Dankula:''' Yeah, good questions, like actual good questions. Ones that will actually be interesting, please… While I’m waiting on stuff like that, I’m trying to think of what else I could actually ask you about CWCville. 'Cause I’m absolutely fascinated. It’s weird, 'cause I have a million things that I want to know, I just can’t put them into words.

'''Chris:''' [''imitates car honking while holding up toy car. Laughs'']

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs''] So like, see in order for something to become part of the CWCville universe, do you have to actually physically draw the comic, or as soon as the thought enters into your head, does it, is that it? It becomes part of the CWCville universe? Do you need to draw it or do you just need to think it?

'''Chris:''' Uhmm…I think it’s pretty much I have to… I pretty much… I have to fully think it and assess it. And like, you know, want it. And then it would become into existence.

'''Dankula:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And of course, you know the expression. Necessity… cre- necessity is the mother of invention.

===Day-to-day life/health (42:18-44:25)===
'''Dankula:''' That’s true, that’s very, very true. You know, a thing as well, people are interested in- A good question actually came through there- if you could just sort of describe just an average day in your life. Just, from when you wake up in the morning, what do you do?

'''Chris:''' I have a granola bar, I have a Monster Energy Tea to wake myself up. That’s at about 8:30 in the morning. I have a bit of breakie, I do what I feel like I would- I would try to get some drawing or whatever my current project is that I’m working on, or whatever happens to pop up in the day, and I have various things pop up that really keep me busy. It’s various, and… it can get-it can just get quite frustrating for me. But anyways, uh, typical day… So let’s say definitely among the drawings , so drawing for a while, I have lunch, I draw some- and color some more and then I have when I’m- dinner, and then I would take it and I would, like, come about 9 o'clock, I take a shower and then I get ready and go to bed.

'''Dankula:''' So, is it pretty much the majority of your day then is drawing the comics for CWCville, and writing the story?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, if I'm not having to go out anywhere.

'''Dankula:''' Yeah. What type of places do you usually go to?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I [''unintelligible''] like to try and get out at least a few times a week to the [[Chris and health#Anytime Fitness|Anytime Fitness gym]]. I am a member.

'''Dankula:''' Oh, right. That's cool. Actually, I work out in the house. I don't like the gym. [''laughs''] I prefer working out in the house.

'''Chris:''' Hmmm... You need like a weight machine.

'''Dankula:''' Nah, I've got weights that I use and I've also got a punching bag as well.

'''Chris:''' That's good. That's good. You roll with the punches.

'''Dankula:''' Yeah. I used to work as a bouncer, so I've been punched a lot [''laughs''].

'''Chris:''' And I work–I mostly run on the treadmill.

===Family Guy (44:25-45:16)===
'''Dankula:''' Mostly on the treadmill? That's good. I don't do enough cardio. I probably should get on a treadmill myself. Are there any cartoons that you ''used'' to like but you don't like them anymore?

'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] I'm definitely not a fan of ''[[Family Guy]]'' anymore [''blows raspberry'']

'''Dankula:''' Why? What happened?

'''Chris:''' [''shakes head with uncertain mumbling'']

'''Dankula:''' No? I think a lot of people feel the same way.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' I think ''Family guy'' peaked [''gestures''] and it then just got a lot worse.

'''Chris:''' I think their peak was the [[Wikipedia:The Simpsons Guy|crossover with ''The Simpsons'']].

'''Dankula:''' That was the peak?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Fair enough. Was that an example of two universes meeting then?

'''Chris:''' Well, they were already in the same dimension, so yeah.

===Looking back (45:16-45:59)===
'''Dankula:''' [''lights [[Tobacky|cigarette]]''] That's fair enough. Now... do you tend to look back on your past a lot? About all the things that happened?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, among which, I... looked back and I reminisce and recount this and that, yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Yeah. Obviously, [''smiles''] I would understand why you'd be reluctant to talk about that. 'Cause, considering some of the stuff that's happened. But, how are you doing now? Though, even after... Because I think it was [[2007]] is when you first came on the scene. Whenever you–

'''Chris:''' Yeah. When the trolls really started to buzz me there, yes.

'''Dankula:''' Yeah.

===Chris gets distracted (45:59-46:47)===

'''Chris:''' [''looks behind and talks to self''] Is there a light going on somewhere? [''unintelligible'']

'''Dankula:''' [''takes a drag of cigarette''] Is that your cat?

'''Chris:''' [''holds up hand''] No. Uhh... There's a green light. Don't know where this green light is coming from. Okay... That's just... There's this thing down here. Yeah... I guess that means it's recording. I see a little green light on my [''falsetto voice''] camera here.

'''Dankula:''' Ah, right. Okay [''laughs''].

'''Chris:''' [''falsetto''] What is that? What is that? It's so alien to me! But there's two of them. And now they're gone. [''unintelligible''] Oh, I see! [''speaks into headphones mic'']

{{RageQuote|[[Random-access humor|That's VOLUME!]]}}

'''Dankula:''' Oh, is it the volume? Right... [''laughs''] Jeez, oh...

===Purchasing Sonichu media (46:47-47:48)===
'''Dankula:''' Umm... I've got someone that's actually asking, as well. Uhh... People are actually asking if they can actually buy your comics.

'''Chris:''' The only way right now, until I can find [''unintelligible''] with the trolls will not... sabotage it is through my [[Patreon]] and pledging–they get a book per month or more depending on how much they pledge. Twenty dollars is the minimum. They get one book per month.

'''Dankula:''' That's–

'''Chris:''' [''interrupts''] Worldwide shipping!

'''Dankula:''' You've had–Because, I think you've had problems before where people buying things from you just to destroy them.

'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] Yeah, [[Medallions#Mark (and_decoy)|that's happened before]].

'''Dankula:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' [''childish mumbling'']

'''Dankula:''' I suppose–I suppose at the end of the day, you still made money from it. So, if people want to buy something just to destroy it, you know, that's their loss.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... Major loss.

===Implied bestiality (47:48-48:24)===
'''Dankula:''' Someone's actually asked a question as well. In CWCville, are Pokémon allowed to date humans in CWCville? [''pauses''] Can you–

'''Chris:''' [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|It happened]]. It happened outside of CWCville ''a lot'' [''smirks''].

'''Dankula:''' "Has"? Right. Is it fine in CWCville? It's not like against the law or anything? It's completely fine?

'''Chris:''' It's completely fine! I could date a male Gardevoir if they wanted to.

'''Dankula:''' [''chuckles''] Fair enough.

===Chris shows his detachment from reality (48:24-51:18)===

'''Dankula:''' Someone's actually asked a really good one. See, when you first created CWCville, did all of the other dimensions appear simultaneously, or were all dimensions created at a different time?

'''Chris:''' Umm... I think [''pauses''] pretty much everything was existing already and... It just took me this mind link [''gestures to head''] to these dimensions where CWCville was already existing there and everybody and everything, and alongside everybody else. So... Yeah, it's just pretty much... Well, you can create a character in your mind but then it's like there was this in that dimension at a pre-existing time. When you think of it, and they live their lives and they live–just, long as you given them–To me, like you could create a 55 year old man and he'll perform 55 years earlier in the other–in that dimension there, and you're like "Eh. Okay, so what's your story?"

[''impersonates old man''] Well, I'll tell you about [''grins''] the old ''times''! Back in the day when candy bars used to cost a nickel! I had many adventures! I served in '''Nam''. I served in 'Nam and we won. [''shakes fist''] I'll tell you something you young whippersnapper! Don't screw around! You can fart, but don't screw around!

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs''] That's fair enough. So, the way I thought of it was–see like how, for example, ''Transformers'' was created like back in the 80s. Like, I thought it was a case of that's when that universe would have started, and then because CWCville. You created or discovered, was it [[2010]]? CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Sonichu came into my mind in March [[2000]].

'''Dankula:''' 2000? Right. So, CWCville wasn't created in 2000 and ''Transformers'' wasn't created in the 80s. They've just always existed? But, they came into this world just when someone thought of them?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Yeah. So, it's a case of whenever anyone ever has an idea for a cartoon character, it's not really their idea? Is it like that dimension is reaching out [''gestures to head''] to them in their head?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Right. So, do these dimensions ''want'' to be discovered then? And is that why they do that?

'''Chris:''' Among which. Yes, they like having their stories told.

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs''] That's actually pretty good.

===Becoming Night Star (51:18-54:33)===

'''Dankula:''' Someone asked this question as well, but I think you already went over this earlier. Let's see what it says... They've asked "What does your normal body do when your mind is in CWCville?" But I think you said that you actually walk through a portal. So basically, your real body goes into CWCville, because you walk through a portal, yeah–

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I enter human, I stay human. I enter in my Sonichu form, I stay Sonichu.

'''Dankula:''' Right... [''pauses''] Right then, I'm just...

'''Chris:''' And the only way I can go back and forth is just the way as I have depicted in the comics. And the only alternate–and the only different time where I could actually end up not being human or Sonichu is if I enter that [[Sonichu 12-9|portal at Canterlot High to get to Equestria]] and then I become... [''wide-eyed stare''] my [[Night Star|pony version of myself]]. Just like, you know, [https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Twilight_Sparkle_(Sci-Twi) Science Twilight] can enter and become unicorn Twilight.

'''Dankula:''' Yeah...

'''Chris:''' But in my case, I'm an alicorn.<ref>Editor's note: Alicorns in MLP are typically reserved for royalty or elite characters. Given that Chris elected to be an alicorn [[Chris and his Ego|is to be expected]].</ref> I've seen it! I [''unintelligible''] Night Star is my counterpart there, and is a unicorn. I've actually have ascended when I have actually felt wings on my back the whole time, so... I do believe when I enter that portal at Canterlot High to get to Equestria and that dimension there, I'll come out an alicorn. And with the same winged heart [''gestures a heart with his hands''] cutie mark.

'''Dankula:''' Right. So, whenever you transform–like, go to one of these dimensions, do you take on a form that would more fit that universe?

'''Chris:''' I think–I think more–I think most likely, I'll still maintain this form that I'm currently in, like you know, between my human and my Sonichu form.

'''Dankula:''' So, you get to–you can choose whether or not you transform? You can stay human if you want, but you can also choose to transform?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. That's a whole different skill of [''unintelligible''] if you're visiting Equestria. There's a kind of a thing where you might be able to enter the Konami Code to stay as you are, so you can enter Equestria still human.

'''Dankula:''' Right. So basically, it means if I travel to any of these universes, would I just transform and I couldn't control it? I would just transform, whether I liked it or not?

'''Chris:''' Going to Equestria, you become, whether you were Earth, Unicorn, Pegasus, [''pauses''] yourself.

'''Dankula:''' Right. So, what kind of pony would I turn into?

'''Chris:''' I don't know. Umm... I don't know much about you, but... If I were to guess probably [''pauses''] either Earth or unicorn.

'''Dankula:''' Right. The funny thing is, a unicorn is actually Scotland's national animal. That actu–yeah [''laughs''].

'''Chris:''' Well, there you go. You just might–you just might come out a unicorn – a bearded unicorn.

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs''] A bearded unicorn.

'''Chris:''' There's bearded guy ponies in there, so why not?

'''Dankula:''' Fair enough. That's fair enough.

===Potential dimensions to visit (54:33-55:28)===

'''Dankula:''' Is there a dimension that you would ''like'' to visit but you can't yet?

'''Chris:''' Umm... Hmmm... I can't say at this moment. Oh, well actually, I wouldn't mind visiting Skylands or [[Dimensions#Lego_Dimension|''LEGO Dimensions'']].

'''Dankula:''' LEGO? So, have you not been able to visit those ones yet?

'''Chris:''' Not yet. You know I have a [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|counterpart in ''Skylanders'' I created in ''Skylanders Imaginators'']]

'''Dankula:''' Yeah?

'''Chris:''' Yah.

'''Dankula:''' Why is it you're not able to visit there yet? Is it just, you don't know how to open the portal just yet? Or...

'''Chris:''' It just hasn't happened yet.

'''Dankula:''' Right.

'''Chris:''' I think that's probably a dealing I would have to be with [https://skylanders.fandom.com/wiki/Master_Eon Master Eon] and the [[Wikipedia:Toys-to-life|toys-to-life]] and everything there. [''covers mouth and mumbles something in a childish voice'']

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs'']

===Ted Bundy is half-Sonichu (55:28-58:53)===

'''Dankula:''' One thing as well is... Some people want to know–obviously, your famous [[Medallions|medallion]], you know. It's one thing that is... yeah. I'm actually really–hold on. In fact, hold on. I'll just full screen you. I want that–I want that on the stream. Can you show your medallion again?

'''Chris:''' [''leans up to show [[Muscle bra|bust]]'']

'''Dankula:''' This is the famous medallion. Umm... Is that actually a key to travelling at all?

'''Chris:''' No. It's just pretty much to–It's pretty much would be my key to my transforming between my Sonichu form and back. But really moreover, it's not the physical medallion, but more the medall–more the... More the... My crest behind there my chest, that's this shape [''holds medallion''].

'''Dankula:''' Yeah. So is that a case of–that sort of makes sure that if anybody else goes to CWCville, they can't transform into Sonichu, only you can?

'''Chris:''' Uhh. It's a very select few. [[Bob Chandler#Idea Guy influences|My father was half-Sonichu]].

'''Dankula:''' Your father was half-Sonichu as well?

'''Chris:''' Mister C is, yes.

'''Dankula:''' Right. And what about [[Barb]], your mother?

'''Chris:''' No, she's not.

'''Dankula:''' She's not. So she's just a hundred percent human?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Right. But, your father was half-Sonichu as well?

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Dankula:''' Is there anybody else in this dimension who's half-Sonichu that you know of?

'''Chris:''' Those that were born in this dimension, there were only–that I know of–there were only three of us that were half-Sonichu: that's me, my father and [[Bundychu|Ted Bundy]].

'''Dankula:''' ''Ted Bundy''?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Dankula:''' Th–the ''serial killer''?

'''Chris:''' [''sighs''] Mistaken for a serial killer, but he was not.

'''Dankula:''' The Ted Bundy that was put on trial and stuff?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so his Wikipedia page reads. That was not [''unintelligible''] he was clea–he was framed, he was–there was a whole bunch of mistake in there. He was actually working undercover at the time.

'''Dankula:''' [''rolls cigarette''] Right. So, Ted Bundy, the guy who was [''pauses''] well, as you say, falsely put on trial for being a serial killer...

'''Chris:''' Yeah?

'''Dankula:''' ...He was half-Sonichu?

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Dankula:''' So, did him... Did him being falsely put on trial have anything to do with the fact he was half-Sonichu? Or was that just unfortunate circumstance?

'''Chris:''' It was just an unfortunate circumstance. [''childish voice''] I'm a victim of circumstances! [''[[Autism|childish noises]]'']

'''Dankula:''' Right. Fair enough.

'''Chris:''' [''continues childish noises'']

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs''] Okay.

'''Chris:''' [''unintelligible''] on my phone nowadays. [''unintelligible''] Y'all be laying up eggs out that numb skull of yours! [''childish growls'']

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' [''continues'']

'''Dankula:''' Yeah, [''smirks''] you okay there, Chris, yeah? [''laughs'']

===S-Chu Balls (58:53-1:00:10)===

'''Dankula:''' Well, I'm–What I'll do is, I'll have a look at a few questions here. I'll see if there's anymore in the Super Chats. Umm... Just to see if there's anything. [''browses chat''] Umm... Some people were asking again for anything you've brought back from the dimensions that you've visited, but you already showed us that Poké Ball?

'''Chris:''' Yes, the S-Chu Ball.

S: The S-Chu Ball. What Pokémon was in that again, sorry? Is there a Pokémon in it, or is it just an empty one?

'''Chris:''' Uhh... It's not in any of the Pokémon games yet, but the Poké Ball that [''sound distorts''] has a 3.5 catch rate for capturing anyone in the Sonichu and Rosechu family, or 2.5 catch rate for any electric-type Pokémon.

'''Dankula:''' Right. So is that a special ball that's not–it doesn't exist in the games yet?

'''Chris:''' Not yet.

'''Dankula:''' Not yet? That's actually pretty interesting. I like that. [''browses chat''] Okay then, I'm not finding, uhh...

===Rick and Morty in CWCville (1:00:10-1:01:13)===

'''Dankula:''' Actually, someone's posted an interesting one. Uhh... [Username]. I've not been reading out people's names, I apologize for that, guys. Sorry, I should be reading out yours names with your questions, that's my bad. How does Rick and Morty fit into the universes? Because they seem to be able to travel very, very easily. You know, using the portal gun. Uhh... Between the universes. How do they fit into the dimensions? 'Cause they look like they cause problems in pretty much every dimension that they visit.

'''Chris:''' Umm... I don't know. That's beyond my knowledge at this point.

'''Dankula:''' Yeah. You might want to keep them out of CWCville. They seem to mess up every dimension that they go to. So, you might want to keep them out.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I think uhh–I think they are being keeped [''sic''] out, but that's, like I said, that's beyond my knowledge right now. It's–I'm sure there are others outside CWCville in the same dimension that's taking care of all that. It's a whole different jurisdiction or something.

'''Dankula:''' Ah, that's fair enough. That's fine.

===Final words (1:01:13-1:02:52)===
'''Dankula:''' As far [''pauses''] as things go, I think we've covered pretty much everything that–well, there's no more questions rolling in and stuff like that. But... [''smiles''] It has been absolutely amazing getting to finally speak to you. You're someone that I have actually watched for quite some time. And I'm actually quite giddy at getting to finally meet and speak to you in person, but... I can let you wrap up the stream if you want, just now. Is there any final message that you would like to get across to everyone?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Don't bully people. Show some kindness and respect to others. Give them like uhh...Put yourself in their shoes for a moment and [''pauses''] think. Just think. Do you want to be–if somebody talked to you like that, would you feel good, would you feel bad? And I would say: if it makes you feel bad, then I would just not do it. So be good, be respectful, be kind. Stop and think.

'''Dankula:''' That's good. That's wholesome. That's a really good message. Right, well. To everybody that came along to the stream: thank you very much. Right that was–

'''Chris:''' [''interrupts''] Yes. Thank you.

'''Dankula:''' Thanks. It was good. It was really insightful. It was good to learn about more about yourself, and also about the CWCville universe and I really appreciate you for doing this for me, Chris. They're amazing, but thank you very much.

'''Chris:''' Yep yep [''thumbs up'']

'''Dankula:''' Excellent. Right. [''thumbs up''] Thanks very much for coming, guys. Right. Cheers.

'''Chris:''' [''sings''] Thanks for the memories!

'''Dankula:''' [''laughs'']

==Analysis==
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==See also==
*[[Chris and journalism]]

==References==
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Megan Schroeder

2020-08-15T20:08:06Z

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{{quote|Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Story of My Current Days]]''}}
{{Quote|ED didn't drag my name through the mud but you did.
I don't know, I can't keep disgracing myself and forgiving and forgiving. I have some pride you know. I've forgiven you so many times before it's just getting irritating now. Even I have my limits.|Megan gives her own view<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

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|data3 = 23 July 1986 (age {{Age|1986|7|23}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
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'''Megan Schroeder''' (born 23 July [[1986]]) is a former [[gal pal]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, with whom he had perhaps the closest [[Chris_and_socialization|relationship]] with anybody he's ever had in his life.

Chris first met Megan in the summer of [[2004]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Following Chris's progressively creepier unwanted advances, she cut off contact with him in early [[2008]]. Since then, Chris has developed an intense and unwarranted [[Chris and anger|grudge]] against her, thanks to misconceptions fed to him by [[Borb]], and his [[autism|autistic delusions]] about her scheming with [[Michael Snyder]] to have him banned from The GAMe PLACe. Chris's attempted contacts with Megan have dragged on as late as [[2018]].

==Timeline==
[[Image:Megan_Timeline_Prototype.png|1000px|center]]

==Prologue==
{{main|Megan emails, 2005-2006}}
{{See also|Megan emails, Jan-July 2007}}
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]

{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[Trading Card Game]] (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and [[John's Custom Gundam|John Schroeder]]. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Christian<ref>[[Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref>}}

Megan is a typical ''truly'' [[boyfriend-free girl]], even claiming to be [[Chris_and_sexuality#Asexuality|asexual]]. She had a few eccentricities, which Chris was more than happy to copy and oblige, namely her fondness for ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and using Chris like a debit card because she was too lazy to go on [[eBay]] herself.

Megan and Chris first met at The GAMe PLACe in summer 2004, over a game of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they were both idling their twenties away playing [[card games]] marketed to preteens. It only took [[Third date|a few games]] and a handful of e-mails before Chris saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. Megan, however, did not reciprocate this sentiment. It probably didn't help that Megan was getting Chris to buy things for her like a stereotypical wife nagging her husband:

{{quote|Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!|Megan, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Megan_wants_a_Tin_Tin_episode|Megan E-mails]]}}

Through the end of 2005 and into [[2006]], Chris would obsess over Megan, writing her [[Sonichu 5|into his comic]], trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, and other attempted romantic gestures. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who was uncomfortable with these advances and only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality to Chris, in an effort to prevent his advances. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris would continue to hound her. Even when Megan eventually resorted to claiming she had a boyfriend, Chris was not deterred.

Unfortunately for her, this was only the beginning...

==Megan Saga==

===Sailor Megtune===
{{Main|Sailor Megtune}}

Megan, like Chris, enjoyed drawing cartoons, and this seems to have caught Chris's eye early in the game:

{{quote|Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]].|Christian, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Chris_wants_to_date_Megan_at_McDonald.27s|Megan E-mails]]}}

In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the series of diary entries that ''Sonichu'' had become, Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') soon made her first appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers]]" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (including Megagi) and thwart the evil [[Jerkop]]s trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. Her influence on the "art" of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more [[anime]] style with ''Sonichu'' #5, most notably in his character's eyes, which became large and shiny.

[[File:Sonichu - Episode 13, Page 27.jpg|thumb|Getting dangerously close to crossing the line...]]

Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their e-mail conversations; Chris [[Ego|critiqued]] some of her story ideas, and ran the plotline for [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, ''Sonichu'' #5 managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon its release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character getting romantic with Chris, as well as being portrayed in a sexualized manner. Chris completely failed to comprehend why she was angry, but did [[retcon]] a couple of pages to tone them down. This did not placate Megan, however.

===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007}}

{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]] and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet [[Gal pal|Gal-Friend]] to [[Wikipedia:Seattle|Seattle]]; [[Chris and rape|it would have been terriffic]]. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a [[stress|FRUSTRATED]], High-Functionally [[autism|AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]].|[[PSN Blogs]]}}

In June [[2007]], Megan went to [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]]. Undeterred, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he ''still'' believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown and the prizes for victory, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win a [[PSP]] and use the trip offered in the contest to win her [[china|heart]]. In the end, as expected, Chris lost (even after extensive cheating), [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, and Megan didn't care. Even when Chris began whining to her and others about how Adam and everyone else except Chris had somehow cheated, Megan didn't care either way. This childish behavior eventually resulted in Megan losing her temper with Chris, reprimanding him for his selfishness and inappropriate behavior. Despite being hurt by her outburst, Chris continued to harass Megan in much the same way as before.

===Rule 34 and The End of Megan===
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{{See also|Megan emails, 2008}}

{{quote|And, by the way, that is not ''Crystal'' whose eyes are censored; that is ''Megan''!|Chris, stating [[Chris and art|the not-so-obvious]] and burning bridges with Megan for good<ref name="secondmessage">[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>}}

In November 2007, Chris would discover his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man crusade [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]]. In the process, he uploaded a number of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic and lewd]] artworks, one of which was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingering Megan]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that she was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], which prompted an outraged Chris to try to deny accusations of incestuous desires by revealing that the image was actually meant to represent Megan.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on 18 March 2008.]]</ref><ref name="secondmessage"/>

By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture depicting her and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempted to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn. His edits were quickly reverted, or even worse, compounded, as he tried to upload other versions of the picture with the face cropped out or obscured. On 21 [[April 2008]] Megan wrote an email to Chris saying she was not comfortable being around him anymore,<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore]]</ref> thus putting an end to their friendship.

Throughout the fiasco, Chris brashly attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan, initially even assuming that she didn't understand what was going on in the picture. He would later admit he did it in part to suppress the occasional impulse to '''[[rape]] her''', and that trying to assert that what she was going through just ''being'' in the picture and learning what he could have done was ''nothing'' compared to the misery of the [[troll]]ing he was enduring.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED]]</ref>

Evidence suggests that Megan was distancing herself from Chris even before she discovered the awful drawing. Comments by former GAMe PLACe patrons Daniel Mimms and [[Lucas]] indicate that Megan was already avoiding Chris before she found out ShecameforCWC.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]: "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after''' the drawings of her got leaked [emphasis added]." This comment suggests that Megan was avoiding Chris before ShecameforCWC came to her attention. In their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan|discussion of Megan]], Mimms and Lucas seem to attribute Chris's groping as the main factor behind the deterioration of his relationship with her, while giving little weight to ShecameforCWC.</ref> Chris himself has partially confirmed this account on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan+Schroeder Megan]: "When I started getting too close, [Megan] started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible homosexual."</ref> It might very well be that ShecameforCWC was the last step in euthanizing a dying relationship, rather than killing a vibrant and living one.

==Aftermath==
{{quote|Too bad I was never just that too all into him.|Cartoon Megan, "I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

{{quote|Megan... WHY?!|Christian,
"I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

Despite Megan telling him she was no longer comfortable being in his presence, Chris was not willing to give up on her. On 11 [[2008#June|June 2008]], Chris sent an email to a person named Tyler Wane, asking Tyler to deliver Megan the birthday gift Chris bought for her (a German-English dictionary). Chris said he could not deliver her the gift himself due to being "forced into hiatus from the Pokemon League by that S.O.B. [[Michael Snyder|Mike]]". Tyler in response suggested to Chris to arrange meeting with Megan outside [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref><[[Chris emails 2008#June]]</ref>

Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video, and then in the subsequent update, [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]. Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.

On 26 [[March 2009]], he released a [[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |Captain's Log]] where he told everyone to [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"leave her alone"]] because she was going through [[stress]] from the [[trolls]], and threatened to stop drawing the comic if they didn't. At the beginning of the video Chris claims that he was recently contacted by Megan, though it was most likely a troll posing as her seeing as she had cut off all ties with him.

On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated a song to Megan in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos, where the first sign that he'd convinced himself that she'd told him "I Love You" comes up (and he remains relatively consistent when speaking of her in acting as though this actually happened).

{{quote|Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication, to the old [[gal-pal]] of mine that I almost had a ra- I had meant to be- I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, Megan Schroeder, her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, Yngwie Malmsteen.|Christian, "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]"}}

In 2010, he created a [[:File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|model of Megan]] for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' (named "Gal Pal"), showing that he still couldn't let go.

=== Chris's version of events ===
On 16 [[May 2010]], the [[CWCipedia]]'s new fan manager Daria Camacho created a page for Megan, using the link on Chris's page of [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and sweethearts]]. When Chris discovered it, he erased all of Daria's text and wrote his own version. The abridged version of events he presents is much shorter than his gigantic [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|rant on The Wallflower]], probably because the events of the Megan Saga are beginning to fade from his memory.

{{quotebox|If you REALLY MUST KNOW...

Megan and I first met at a Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament at The G&H Place, back when it was still in the Downtown Mall. It was around the time the Y.G.O. Movie debuted in theaters. She and I, we talked, hung out and became really good friends.

"I DID have lovey-dovey feelings for her, and I still care about her as a friend. I did her a number of favors by getting her this and that off of eBay, then she would reimburse me the cost of each item.

When I started getting too close, she started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible [[homos]]exual.

I drew that drawing of her and me that is unfortunately popular among everyone who tends to haze me for TWO REASONS. Firstly, because of My Own Wishful Thinking. And second a tool in a lame attempt to overcrowd the E.D. page against me with Bu**C*** with my own "information" to shut it down.

Ever since, she totally spaced herself from me, like as if she had put a restraining order against, which she did not. And as I was being forced off the Place premesis the last day I was there, she stood by and watched in shock. She could have spoken up for me, but she did not.

I have lost communication with Megan since then.}}

In the months and years after his "breakup" with Megan, Chris came to try and act as if he'd gotten over her. His [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia page]] on [[The Wallflower]], for instance, claimed "I had LOOOOOONG moved on from Megan."

However, a lingering attachment betrayed itself on occasion. The archive of his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|female acquaintances]] on the CWCipedia noted, "I still miss her sometimes." In an [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Chris_lies_about_The_Game_Place|e-mail to Jackie]] from April 2010, when he recounted having his picture taken at The GAMe PLACe, Chris said, "I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. '''That Should Have Been Me.'''"

==The Blame Game==

=== Origins ===
[[File:Megan Schroeder - 2013 September.jpeg|thumb|Megan, years later, still recovering from her ordeal. Out of frame: [[JERKS|JERK]].]]
The [[Matthew Noble call]] of August 2010 revealed that [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] disliked and distrusted Megan, believing that she conspired with Michael Snyder and "some [[homos]]exual[s]" to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe. Barbara also mentions how Megan "lied" about something, suggesting that she believes Megan to be a troll.

It is possible that this belief originated with Chris, as in his correspondence with [[Katie Bay]], he lists Megan as a "possible troll".<ref>[[Katie_Bay_E-mails_2#26 July]]</ref> His reasoning was typical Chris - she had a vagina and didn't want to give him access to it. He also appears to have [[Autism|confused her with another white female brunette]] that placed a sign on his lawn on [[Halloween]] [[2008]].

=== Chris Doxes Megan ===

A series of leaked Facebook postings beginning in [[February 2012]] revealed Chris' ever-growing, pathological, and extreme hatred for Megan. His animosity for Megan supposedly grew much more vitriolic after buying into his parents' [[Chris and reality|completely baseless]] belief that Megan was responsible for the "Hate and Smear Campaign" against Chris:

{{quote|EVERYONE, I have most urgent news. It is Final in My Mind, and from my mother as an eye and ear witness of her consorting with [[Michael Snyder]] LONG Before Novembef, [[2007]]; Megan Schroeder IS the SEED of the Whole Hate and Smear Campaign Against Me on the [[Internet]]. If any of you all Know where she is, or have clues of her, or her brother...current wherabouts, Please Inform Me on THIS WALL, Posthaste. She is Needed Brought to me, my mother and [[Rob Bell|our attorney]], for Great Questioning, and a Huge Piece of my mind. Thank You, Christian W. Chandler|Chris, Facebook, [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|February 18, 2012]]}}

In the following days, Chris posted her contact information in hopes that his friends would troll her. Thankfully, this effort was not successful.

[[File:Fbp10.png|thumb|Chris' retarded attempt at trolling back Megan. He exhibits a belief that if you simply dox people online, they get trolled back, not realizing the large number of reasons why this only happened to him.]]

On 4 April [[2013]], Chris denounced The GAMe PLACe and called for Megan to be "jailed and beaten up", describing her as a "vile, wicked, traitorous bitch,"<ref>[http://i.imgur.com/mBFcon9.png Leaked Facebook post]</ref> a rare display of hatred upon a woman not seen from Chris since [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Judging by a 20 July 2013 Facebook post, Chris seems to be holding Schroeder, along with [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], to be the main culprit behind the various misfortunes he had over the years.<ref>[[Facebook#Spring Brakers]]</ref>

=== Megagi La Scapegoat ===

Chris's vitriol for Megan continues almost six years after his ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], and he has even resorted to using Megan as a scapegoat for everything bad that happens to him even if he is blatantly responsible. In the aftermath of a permaban from [[Wal-Mart]] on the weekend of 7 September 2013 for having vandalized an [[Xbox]] One display, Chris flew into an incoherent rage and began blaming Megan for both his Wal-mart and GAMe PLACe bans:

{{quote|If it had not been for Mr. "[[Manajerk]]", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to [[Financhu Crisis|the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!]] The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "SAILOR MOON' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!|Chris, Facebook, September 7, 2013}}

[[File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|thumb|left|Megan's fate as a Lego voodoo doll. Notice her goth style clothing.]]
On 24 September 2013, Chris claimed in a Facebook post to have received an email from Daniel Mimms about Megan's current whereabouts. He now classes her with the Witch ([[Mary Lee Walsh]]) and the Bastard ([[Michael Snyder]]), and makes three [[Lego]] minifigs of them and shakes them together as a sort of punishment.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref><ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...]]</ref> Of course, the notion that Chris can perform [[Wikipedia:Sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]] to harm his enemies is [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|befitting]] with his [[Chris and reality|other delusions]]. Chris would continue to use this Lego minifigure of Megan as a totem to relieve his anger for her, and it appeared a month later "in detention" at [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High]].

On 3 October 2013, Chris posted another [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|rambling tirade directed at Megan]] to Facebook. This time, Chris claimed that [[Megagi La Skunk]], Megan's cartoon character that she probably doesn't even remember making, told him that she is "deeply distrustful" and agrees with Chris that Megan should have never been born. Additionally, as if she would even care, Megan's [[Sailor Megtune]] "powers" were "revoked" by Chris. On top of reiterating the previous "wrongdoings" by Megan, Chris has proven nothing at all, except perhaps that he suffers from [[Chris and reality|some form of]] [[Chris and anger|mental illness.]]

{{quote|
You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, Trolls, PLace People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! Usagi and the Sailor Scouts would have been most ashamed of you.

...And by the way, I pray you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!|Chris, Facebook, October 3, 2013}}

Chris ended his first rant with a comment reading "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!", possibly because he's tired of having his atrocious behavior called out by even the most ass-patting of his friends. The following day, Chris focused all his blame like a laser beam on Megan, insisting that she is responsible for the [[CWCki]], virtually all of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|bans]], the "theft" of his [[Sailor Moon]] DVDs ''yet again'', and astonishingly, even the fact that he lacks a sweetheart. That's right: not only is Megan the one who's responsible for everything Chris inflicted on himself, but also Chris will ''only'' forgive Megan after he gets [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|unpaid]] [[china]] he feels entitled to.

{{quote|I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 10:09am}}

=== Megan, Queen of the Trolls ===

Roughly two hours later, Chris posted another Facebook message. While seemingly intending to explain the methodology of Megan's master [[troll]] scheme, to everyone else it actually reads more like valid condemnations of Chris' obnoxious behavior by his peers and authority figures. Finally, Chris re-iterated his desire not to hear any criticism from his friends, instructing others not to comment on his post and challenging Megan to a face-to-face meeting. Whether Megan cares enough to challenge, in-person, a delusional 31-year old who lives with his [[Barb|mother]] remains yet to be seen.

{{quote|Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs onto me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my head after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed for murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; his Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!""

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 12:44pm}}

Chris later deleted the two posts prior to this one; a few hours later, he deleted this one as well.

==Years later==
{{Protip|Do NOT attempt to contact Megan.}}
{{quote|I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv- living mine. It's all done and over with.|Chris, finally moving on}}

On 26 January 2016, in the [[CatKnight Interview 2|second CatKnight interview]], Sir Arthur Spatchcock brought up the topic of Megan and the [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|grudge]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Pissed off|Chris]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Damn You|had]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Address|against]] [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#GAMe PLACe revelations|her]]. Chris claims that he has finally gotten over that grudge, wishing for her to be left alone to live her own life.

In February 2017, Chris looked up and browsed through Megan's Facebook account,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Found Megan's Facebook]]</ref> sharing one of her drawings to his own account. When asked by [[Kim Wilson]] if they were friends again, Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Not quite; I just gone through my past and recent sent friend requests, found Megan Schroeder, and I liked her cover photo; it's cute. She has a few cute dogs too. At least, she's doing okay; as far as I can tell.}}

The act of searching for his ex-[[gal pal]] came just four days after Chris posted about his feelings of nostalgia for his "friends" from [[Manchester High]].

Megan was asked about Chris on her Etsy page on July 1 2017. This was her response: https://1drv.ms/u/s!Aj5gd-lUeHJyhUknNI2IkmGQC1eq

On 9 [[October 2017]], Chris once again looked up Megan's Facebook for her online store and left a comment on it:<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Complimenting_Megan_Schroeder</ref>

{{quotebox|I just wanted to tell you I like your craft and are. You have become a lot more talented over the years. Many blessing to you and your family. 🌸}}

The post was later removed.

On 19 [[May 2018]], a full decade after Megan cut off all communications with him, Chris issued a public apology to Megan and her brother and expressed his desire to reopen old wounds by speaking with them:<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997900592084238336</ref>

{{quotebox|I want to once again humbly apologize to Megan and John Schroeder. I know I did y'all wrong back in the day but time heals all wounds. It would be nice to hear from you with just a simple "hi" or "best of luck". After all of These Years I still need closure.}}

When asked why he would issue this apology publicly when she clearly does not want to be associated with him, Chris responded that he had no choice because she blocked him on Facebook.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997901813868257281</ref>

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Megan include:

*Megan having the memories of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Red Heart]], which she earned while in politics.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1015420612494397441</ref>

On 17 [[October 2018]], Chris declared on [[Twitter]] that if he and Barb received [[Financhu Crisis|enough donations]], he would personally drive over to Megan's house and take Barb and his "[[Polyamorous marriage|poly-loves]]" with him. About nineteen minutes later, he backtracked on his claim after learning Megan possesses [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1052621336751702019 guns].

==Interviews==

During January 2019, a YouTuber by the moniker BazzBe interviewed Megan over FaceBook. BazzBe then put together a video narrating the chat.

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===Transcript===

{{quoteboxyellow|[''autistic sigh''] Oh man. Alright, so, like I said earlier in the video [this is part five of a series, he is apparently referring to an earlier part], I did get the chance to speak to Megan today. Um, hold on [fiddles with screen, which due to being 480px is almost completely unreadable on YouTube] ... uh huh, I was [hiding?] the messages.

So basically, I messaged her, uh, it was accidentally, but I messaged her on her business page because apparently she's in business now and, like, cool. So she asked me to talk to her on her normal page, so I did, I found her, and I asked her: so, I'm sure that you know what I want to talk about, things from past events.

She said: '''Oh yeah, you know, Chris.'''

And I told her, like, I'm very drawn to the story, I've been covering it on YouTube, and I figured it would be cool if I could contact to you so I could see how things, like, how you feel about it nowadays.

She goes: '''Well honestly, I don't follow his antics at all, I've seen a few recent things from someone that alerts me that he's doing things regarding me or whatever.'''

And I asked her, well, were you ever really friends, or did you just feel pity for him?

She said, '''No, I'd say despite his advances, it was a good friendship. He was a lot of fun to converse with. People think that I was using him for things. (Which I've heard a lot of people say she was just using him to buy things, but it's been like fifteen years, what would she gain from lying to us?) People think that I've been using him for things, but I'd always presented him gifts for his birthday or Christmas, [inaudible] and either give cash or trade for mangas or DVDs or whatever.'''

I said, did you ever think you would reunite [evidently wasn't asked?], how do you feel about ... sorry I'm tired ... how do you feel about being a part of all this and having a fanbase?

And she said, '''I didn't know I had fans too.'''

[''Vaguely thirsty grin''] You do! Personally I think it's best to stay away and not be involved with him again. I said, yeah, you do have a fanbase, and you're definitely the saddest part of the story in my opinion. I do generally believe that, now I know a lot about some of the upcoming stuff that's coming to the fore but I will say Megan was the part where it started going downhill. She was the beginning of the snowball effect, and I think that's when the rock bottom starts to come if you know what I mean, 'cause that was like, the last real friend he had before he fucked it all up.

Ah, ok, where was I at?

'''Comparing him now, I'd say he was definitely more normal during my time with him. That's saying something.'''

How many others have contacted you over this?

'''Oh, I couldn't keep count. It's always been through facebook and as well as [?], it's always been half and half condolences and trolls, weens trying to get a reaction or a reply out of me.'''

I told her I was just fascinated by the whole thing and I'm happy to have contacted you and have you take the time to take part in this. And she didn't mind, I was very awesome, I mean, damn that's cool. I was always, oh, I'm sorry, I was wanting to interview her on Discord so I could record our voices talking about it, but honestly I didn't think she would know how to use Discord, [''strange noise''], I'm not saying anything bad, she's a little bit older than me, also, it was like 9:30 in the morning so ... I told her I was sorry to bother her and I understand this might be effecting your life in a negative way because I understand about the artwork and stuff. And she said well, not necessarily, I made a couple of really close friends because of it, I think there's a misconception out there that the whole thing traumatized me which isn't the case at all.

That's good. That's actually something I was curious about. And I asked her [''laughs''], does she still enjoy Sailor Moon and My Little Pony?

She said, '''I have a Sailor Moon collection but I don't actively collect it anymore. It's been both a hobby and an investment. A few dolls sell now on eBay for $500 each. That's for Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, and MLP''' -- My Little Pony [''autistic smirk''] -- '''I sold those off a few years ago. I still play 3DS games and have a few Pikachu plush but I'm not into the whole anime fandom thing.'''

OK, fair enough. I asked her do you still remain in Virginia or did you escape?

She said she's still in Virginia and she's done some traveling around and overseas. So, then she told me that she was going to take her dogs or go feed her animals, and I said that was fine, but then I just went ahead and said hey, let's just postpone the rest of this and we'll just finish up tomorrow or, like, another day. Um ... yeah [''smirks again''] There's so much more I want to find out and I want to see, like, what all she's willing to discuss, but if you're interested in, like, I wouldn't say contacting, because I don't want anyone to really harass this woman, let her live her life.

If you are interested in buying one of her, uh, forest things ... I didn't actually really take the time to look at these, they're kind of cool ... [''weird smile, long pause''] ... but yeah, if you're interested in like, buying one of these, um, I'd say contact her, they look pretty interesting and you know some people have, like, a thing for cute animals, and I think I might just buy one, just to promote, so, thank you Megan, I really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me about this stuff today. Hopefully we can continue this and go a little bit deeper into it, but, alright. Thank you guys for washing, I really appreciate it, drop me a like, subscribe, help me out, and I will see you guys for part six. I can't wait. Goodnight.}}

A lost interview was also conducted at some point during 2019, for the cancelled [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] documentary, however, the director got cold feet and refused to release any of the documentary footage.

==Gallery==

===Art by Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|[[Sailor Moon]]
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg|Sailor Moon
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]] ~ The pose in this and the following few drawings are traced from [http://info.sonicretro.org/File:Advance2_sonic.png this artwork] of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg|An OC based on the [[Pokémon]] Houndoom.
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg|An OC based on Absol.
Image:321-IceCune.jpg|An OC based on Suicune.
Image:322-houdourstuff.jpg
Image:Megan ace of clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs" ~ Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|[[wikipedia:Yoshimitsu|Yoshimitsu]] drawing, made in [[1990s|1996]].<ref name="tekken forces">[https://web.archive.org/web/20091012030656/http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php Tekken Forces Fanart Gallery]</ref>
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg|''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girls]]''-style Yoshimitsu<ref name="tekken forces"/>
</gallery></center>

===Art of Megan===
<center><gallery>
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Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball Z|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. :)
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Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg|Another [[wikipedia:Schroeder (Peanuts)|Schroeder]].
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|He just can't let go...
File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|[[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Megan.
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|He keeps it upside down to torture her.
File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|When he feels REALLY angry, he shakes it.
File:Meganfight 26.jpg|Chris victorious over the evil bitch.

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===Miscellaneous===
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==References==
{{CWCipedia|chris=Megan Schroeder}}
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Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)

2020-08-14T22:13:01Z

Darkbind: /* Film Theorists */

This page lists various vlogs and podcasts which mention Chris.

==List==
===''Honest Game Trailers''===
Three minutes into the video, Chris is brought up as an example of the horrors of the [[Sonic]] fandom, particularly showcasing [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]. Less than a minute later, Sonic is jokingly referred to as Sonichu.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (Honest Game Trailers)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TR7r4PlNeOY}}
}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator [[Wikipedia:Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]] (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which is a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8]</ref>

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

During an episode of SleepyCabin, it was revealed that Harry actually contacted Chris to ask him if he wanted to work on a game together, in which Chris declined saying that Harry's animation style wasn't that good at all, despite many considering Harry to be one of the best animators online. The reason why he wanted to work on a game with Chris is unknown to this day, whether it be for trolling or because he actually wanted to.

===''Atop the Fourth Wall''===
Comic book reviewer Lewis [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|Lovhaug]] (a.k.a. "Linkara") goes on a brief tirade in his 99th video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24-minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait!" the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}

While he'd previously made the point that he wouldn't review webcomics in general, Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' in particular because he didn't want to acknowledge it further. He describes Chris as a "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|creepy stalker]]". Towards the end of the episode, a character tries to pressure Linkara into reviewing ''Sonichu'' before Linkara settles on reviewing a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic for his 100th episode. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
{{Infobox/video
|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===BlackBusterCritic===
Chris has been on the BlackBusterCritic's Sonic Brainfart's videos where BBC highlights the points of Chris' wrongdoings. Jamin also has a part two of the series, but it is unknown what happened to it.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SonicBrainFart Christian Weston Chandler Chris chan Part 1 1 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube|jgSweXQcZvY}}
}}

===Bruva Alfabusa===
Alfabusa is a YouTuber well-known for his ''Warhammer 40,000''-themed videos and the "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device" series. In the 11th episode of the series, towards the end, the God Emperor of Mankind implied how he lived one of his past lives as Chris.

{{Infobox/video
|name= If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 11: Intervention
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xgmGITyOSRo}}
}}

{{quote|"...Or when I spent 50-something years as an overweight, mentally unstable manchild creating [[Sonichu|grotesque crossbreeding products out of already existing characters owned by different companies]], in the hope of having mankind realise that their ways are faulty so they would pick up the [[Heart Torch of Fail|torch]] and head for the future rather than sitting idly by and engage in pettiness, superstition, gluttony, and hatred for one another. That plan was genius. Too bad people were too fucking stupid to find the enlightening messages hidden in all those [[List of Videos|holo-recordings]] I made."| The God Emperor of Mankind, reflecting on his actions during his life as the manchild we know today}}

===Filthy Frank===
On October 8, 2014, popular YouTuber Filthy Frank uploaded a video deriding [[anime|weeaboos]], using an image of Chris as an example in his song about them; he can be seen at 10:08 in the video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= WEEABOOS
|video= {{#ev:youtube|OFQQALduhzA}}
}}

===SleepyCabin===
Sleepycast is a podcast hosted by many famous internet animators, including OneyNG, Psychicpebbles, Stamper and Spazkid.

On 14 December 2014, Spazkid, creator of ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series]]'', described his fascination with Chris, how he began trolling in 2007 and why he ultimately regrets doing it, even though he doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the most saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

In another podcast they made, they all got into a heated argument when Spazkid said that he believed that Chris-Chan at least ''tries'' to make decent content with a huge majority of the podcast members completely disagreeing with him.

They occasionally reference him sometimes in other episodes.

Interestingly, the Sleepycast members reveal that [[Harry Partridge]] once contacted Chris about developing a game with him. Apparently, Chris turned Harry down because he thought he wasn't a talented enough animator. Jump to 1:43:25 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SleepyCast 11 - [Spooktacular Q&A Spectacular]
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Q6bNWhCEurY}}
}}

===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December, 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point, Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===ReviewTechUSA===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}

On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup. He also mentioned [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] near the end of his review of 12-oz. Mouse.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}
}}

===Game Grumps===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}
}}

{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokémon."
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}

In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid-recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her the blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.

===SuperPrincessDaisy64===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Boom Shadow
|video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}
}}

Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms. Of note is that [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock|Mike Pollock]], the TRUE and HONEST English voice actor for [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Eggman]], has commented on the video and given it his approval, meaning yet another of Chris's heroes is at least tangentially aware of his existence.

===Larry Bundy Jr.===
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Films Wanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|W3JjyoEhCuo}}
}}

Eight years later, in "5 Totally Messed Up Influences of Video Game Mascots" episode of "Fact Hunt", Larry mentions how DMA Designs "did a Sonichu" when revealing that the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmings_(video_game) Lemmings] were a direct knockoff of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wombles The Wombles].

{{Infobox/video
|name= 5 Totally Messed Up Influences of Video Game Mascots | Fact Hunt
|video= {{#ev:youtube|hHycV6AGUpU}}
}}

===CatalystEXE===
CatalystEXE, most famous for being the voice of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, made a drawing of Christian, Rosechu (with a [[china]] for a mouth), a [[pickle]], and Sonic during a live stream. Watch from 46:12-58:21 in the video to see him draw the picture. He also made two comments regarding Christian.
[[File:Cata4.png|thumb|200px|The drawing in question. Reads: "My feet are so hot and sweaty from running around all day! Maybe you can help me cool off!"]]
[[File:Cata.PNG|thumb|200px|His first comment]]
[[File:Cata2.PNG|thumb|200px|His second comment]]

{{Infobox/video
|name= Art
|video= {{#ev:youtube|GCSVSpo6eRk}}
}}

===Drunken Peasants===
Chris appeared on the ''Drunken Peasants'' podcast (starring TJ, also known as [[Thorg|The Amazing Atheist]]) episode 129 on July 10, 2015.

{{Infobox/video
|name= TJ Slaps Stevie - Confederate flag Taken Down in SC - Stupid Ads - DPP #129
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pBC7EMkQzzI}}
}}
===Your Movie Sucks===
33 seconds into YMS's review of ''Cyberbully'', the infamous picture of Chris wearing Barb's bra and panties is shown when Adam says "You can control what you post." The photo was actually leaked, but the point still stands given that one can control what pictures they take of themselves.

{{Infobox/video
|name= YMS: Cyberbully (Full Review)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|fi8A-GHOo8c}}
}}

===iDubbbz===
On 26 November 2015, iDubbbz, well known for his Content Cop and Bad Unboxing series, received a (fake and dishonest) Sonichu Medallion from a fan, who made it and wore it for a convention cosplaying as Chris. iDubbbz then mentions how he knows a little about him and wears it throughout the video. (Jump to 3:00 for the unboxing)

{{Infobox/video
|name= Straight out of Compton - Bad Unboxing
|video= {{#ev:youtube|UHmQKzenYYw}}
}}

===Sachumo===
{{main|Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)}}

Sachumo is a YouTuber who gained moderate popularity after making a [[documentary]] on Chris's life. The video has since garnered over a million views. On 22 September 2017, Chris finally viewed the documentary, writing about its traumatic effects in a [[Facebook]] post.

On 21 October 2017, Sachumo did a live stream in which he chatted with Chris.

===Fredrik Knudsen===
YouTuber Fredrik Knudsen, known for his ''Down the Rabbit Hole'' videos, made a video talking about Chris. He also posted a live stream on ''Sonichu'' the following year.

{{infobox/video
|name= Sonichu and Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) — Down the Rabbit Hole
|video= {{#ev:youtube|v=5IPtLvxO8hs&t}}
}}

{{infobox/video
|name= [Archived Livestream] Sonichu: A Critical Analysis | Down the Rabbit Hole Livestream Special
|video= {{#ev:youtube|v=kDdRDSP7ehA}}
}}

===BraveryJerk===
{{main|BraveryJerk Interviews}}

On two separate occasions in 2016, BraveryJerk, a group of [[autism|exceptional individuals]] who run a subreddit affiliated with the popular /r/circlejerk, interviewed Chris, producing three videos on two YouTube channels.

===Mister Metokur===
On June 30, 2017, a popular YouTuber, Mister Metokur, compared an atrocious webcomic, the Light Bringer, made by another lolcow, Linkara, to Sonichu in that they are both self-insert mary sue comics filled with one-dimensional characters in his video ''TGWTG Episode 3: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm''. He also mentioned that the only difference between Chris and Linkara is that Chris has autism and Linkara "hasn't been diagnosed".

{{infobox/video
|name= TGWTG Episode 3: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
|video= {{#ev:youtube|5_2ayQkTnvY}}
}}

===RebelTaxi===
Chris and Sonichu are occasionally referenced on RebelTaxi's 'Pizza Party' podcast. Episode 61 even includes Sonichu in its thumbnail.

{{infobox/video
|name= 61-Pizza Party Podcast-The DIAPER FETISH SONIC Special
|video= {{#ev:youtube|DvlVgAIvkYI}}
}}

===BIRDMAN===
BIRDMAN (also known as Anthony) is a prominent YouTuber who has displayed "Eugene" (typically people like Chris) on his YouTube channel to analyze. He only found out about Chris in late 2017, uploading the video ''The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See''.

{{infobox/video
|name= The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See
|video= {{#ev:youtube|5ue_nP9w0fY}}
}}

===VideoGameDunkey===
VideoGameDunkey is a notable YouTube let's-player known for his reviews, commentaries and walkthrough videos for a variety of video games. On 17 March 2017 he uploaded a video called ''The Good Year'', in which he praised the new games released that year. During the video, a picture of Chris is shown when he talks about how [[Sonic]] fans are weird around 5:07.

{{infobox/video
|name= The Good Year
|video= {{#ev:youtube|bxvPG4xCyCA}}
}}
{{quote|Now, Sonic fans? These guys are-are weird man, they're-they are legitimately insane.}}

===OneyPlays===
OneyPlays is a gaming channel on YouTube run by popular animator Chris O'Neil, better known as "Oney" or "OneyNG." He and his friends Ding Dong and Julian occasionally reference Chris in their banter. An example of this is how, during their playthrough of ''Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back'', they come up with a humorous scenario where Chris replaces the title character as the main protagonist of ''[[Harry Potter]]''. They have further mentioned that their favorite video of Chris is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]. Among the three, Julian seems to be, at the very least, the most respectful toward Chris Chan, this is seen when he became somewhat upset when Chris O'Neil called Chris Chan a retard in the F Zero play through and also, in the Sonic Adventure one, when Ding Dong joked about Chris Chan committing suicide by electrocuting himself with an Xbox, though despite all this, he does always end up laughing.
{{infobox/video
|name= Oney Plays - Chris Chan Compilation
|video= {{#ev:youtube| QMfk3OTHrkg}}
}}
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{{infobox/video
|name= Oney Plays - Chris Chan Compilation 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlaXh_8i6uE&t=25s}}
}}

===Bad Creepypasta===
Bad Creepypasta is a YouTube show in which, as its name implies, sub-par creepypasta stories are read and made fun of. In the episode "OG Nina the Killer," the hosts imagine a character in the story named Chris to be Chris-chan, and make many references to Sonichu and CWCVille throughout.

{{infobox/video
|name= BAD CREEPYPASTA - OG Nina the Killer
|video= {{#ev:youtube| Y39dmXQBpDw}}
}}

===Logan Hub===
The YouTube series Logan Hub used an image of a shirtless Chris in their video on [[Anime|weaboos]] (the picture is at the 0:39 mark):

{{infobox/video
|name= Weeaboos EXPLAINED
|video= {{#ev:youtube| TsQ3WqXAoJg}}
}}
Logan later did a video on bad webcomics, in which ''Sonichu'' was featured as one of them, even mentioning that he will do an entire episode on Chris later (he starts talking about Sonichu at 4:44):

{{infobox/video
|name= The Weird Side of the Internet <nowiki>|</nowiki> Episode 7: Bad Web Comics
|video= {{#ev:youtube| owJOC6ocR2E}}
}}

===Diamondbolt===
Diamondbolt is a YouTuber known for his videos on [[Transformers]] and other popular media. In his video "Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!", Sonichu can be seen when describing Sonic OCs.

{{infobox/video
|name= Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg| sonic-the-hedgehog-characters-in-one-quote}}}
}}

===Shoegazer Productions===
In their 60th episode of ''Lost Media Chronicles'' series, this time covering the lost pilot episode of the Nickelodeon cartoon series ''Rocket Power'', sound-clips of [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don]] can be heard during the credits as a possible homage to the troll [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]].

{{infobox/video
|name= Lost Media Chronicles Episode 60 Rocket Power Pilot
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg|lost-media-chronicles-episode-60-rocket-power-pilot}}
}}

===The Rpg Monger===
In his analysis of the Sonic fandom in his ''The Fandom Files'' series, Chris is mentioned as one of the most infamous figures in the fandom where [[A-Logging|critics]] try to point to reasons why to hate them.

{{infobox/video
|name= The Tragic History of Sonic’s Fandom - The Fandom Files
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5SAMhHh2JE}}
}}

===Lumpy Touch===
As part of his ''CurseBound'' series of pixel artworks, Lumpy Touch's rendition of the [[Sonic Totem]] is seen as the final work shown in the 4th part of the series.

{{infobox/video
|name=CurseBound - Cursed image pixelart with EarthBound music PART 4
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KACn5W9u6Yg}}
}}

===Sam O'Nella===
When talking about [[wikipedia:Phineas Gage|Phineas Gage]] in his video "Improbable Tales of Survival", he described how "Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan" the "one true god" decided that Gage would survive having his head driven into by a tamping iron. The figure sports a T-shirt that resembles the stripes on [[The Classic]]. This depiction might also serve as an indirect jab to Chris's current delusions of godhood.

{{infobox/video
|name=Improbable Tales of Survival
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfGeJHksykI&t=90s}}
}}

===Telltale===
Made a podcast where he talked about him for a bit.

{{infobox/video
|name=Who is Chris Chan? And more
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b16nmqgXIQ&frags=pl%2Cwn&t=630s}}
}}

===SomeOrdinaryGamers===
Mutahar of SomeOrdinaryGamers made a video on Chris where he reacted to [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]] and gave his thoughts on Chris's delusions on the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his current state as of 2019.

{{infobox/video
|name=Sonichu Has Gone Too Far...
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbLUDpK7RTk&t=488s}}
}}

===NateTalksToYou===
In his video "How James Rolfe (AVGN) Avoids Drama", Nate lists four reasons how James Rolfe, the man behind the Angry Video Game Nerd avoids drama. The second reason is the fact how he keeps his private life away from the Internet. Chris is then shown as an example of a famous Internet figure who got embroiled in dramas due to his propensity to revealing everything from his life.

{{infobox/video
|name=How James Rolfe (AVGN) Avoids Drama
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-blW6e8fLU}}
}}

===JelloApocalypse===
JelloApocalypse is a channel known for parodies of pop culture in series such as '''Welcome to...''' and '''So This is Basically'''. In the video “So This is Basically Sonic the Hedgehog” there is a visual reference to Sonichu at the 2:56 mark.

{{infobox/video
|name=So This is Basically Sonic the Hedgehog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrsYxR2pSRY}}
}}

===Internet Historian===
Blink and you will miss it, one of the listed 'Create Your Taste' [[McDonald's]] burger's name is the "Chris Chan Special". No image exists of the burger, but given the memetic nature of the promotion's existence, one can guess on what it [[Navy|will]] [[Pickle|involve]].

{{infobox/video
|name=Very Serious Business
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROaj3bCpZEM&t=698s}}
}}

===Film Theorists===
At 7:02 in a Film Theory video about ''Rick and Morty'', during a part where thought patterns for [[Idea Guys|ideas]] are explained, Sonichu appears in a folder titled "Stupid Ideas".

{{infobox/video
|name=Film Theory: Inside the Mind of Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNYCSpvCs3w&t=420s}}
}}

===NakeyJakey===
Sonichu makes a cameo in the opening segment of NakeyJakey's video on online dating.

{{infobox/video
|name=Online Dating
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTTEYUh6vco}}
}}

===Whang!===
In a ''Gaming Mysteries'' video of a lost farming game, Justin Whang stated how the game was his most requested topic from his followers, with Chris topping it. However, Justin has no plans to do any videos on him.

{{infobox/video
|name=The Lost Evil Farming Game - Gaming Mysteries
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6305HhpAcU}}
}}

===Cr1TiKaL===
Reacting to the fan film ''Tanic the Hedgehog'', Charlie (aka Cr1TiKaL) calls Tanic Sonichu when he first appears.

{{infobox/video
|name=Tanic the Hedgehog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://youtu.be/urS9bcrzl2Y?t=205}}
}}

===ContraPoints===
Noted [[tomgirl]] video creator ContraPoints (William Nicholas Parrott / Natalie Wynn Parrott) discussed Chris in the 2020 video "Cringe" (skip to 31:15).
{{infobox/video
|name=Cringe
{{#ev:youtube|watch?v=vRBsaJPkt2Q&t=1875s}}
}}

==See also==
*[[Chris in the media]]

==References==
<references/>

Dragon Ball

2020-08-09T04:42:55Z

Darkbind:

[[File:DragonballCWC.jpg|right|thumb|500px|IT'S UNDER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!]]

'''''Dragon Ball Z''''' is the second [[anime]] in the ''Dragon Ball'' franchise, which follows the adventures of the protagonist Goku as he trains in martial arts and explores the world in search of [[Sonichu Balls|seven mystical orbs known as the Dragon Balls]]. The show is known for having [[Autism|high-speed, flashy, colorful battles and choreographed attacks]], so it's not hard to see why Chris would like it.

==Chris and the series==
[[Chris]]'s "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]!" and "Shin-ye-ha-me-ha!" are a blatant ripoff of the "Ka-me-ha-me-ha," an attack used mostly by the protagonist, [[Wikipedia:Son Goku (Dragon Ball)|Son Goku]] (as well as by other characters).

Chris also stole the Dragon Ball plot device from the series, where anybody that gathers all seven Dragon Balls is granted one wish. Chris, of course, ingeniously changed the name to "[[Sonichu Balls]]," assuming people wouldn't be able to tell the difference, though it should be noted Chris only stole the ''name'' from ''Dragon Ball''. The actual ''idea'' on the other hand was swiped from the the [[Chaos Emeralds]] from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series, which were themselves were Dragon Ball ripoffs, only instead of granting a wish, they allow the characters to access their [[Ultra Sonichu|super]] [[Colossal Chan|forms]].

Chris's [[Colossal Chan]] form from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] seems to take inspiration from the Super Saiyan 4 form from ''[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball GT|Dragon Ball GT]]''. In the anime, the form is a combination of Goku's regular appearance and his Great Ape form, while Colossal Chan is a combination of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's regular comic appearance]] and [[Chris Chan Sonichu]].

Chris stated that his favourite character is Videl.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

On 16 [[September 2010]], in a [[Chris and cosplaying|cosplay]] [[Song for Jackie.MOV|video]] addressed to [[Jackie]], Chris appeared [[niggos|in blackface]] as the ''Dragon Ball'' character Mr. Popo, an immortal genie.<ref>[http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._Popo]</ref>

==Gallery==
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Image:SchuComic1.jpg|[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]!
Image:SchuComic3Page32.jpg|The autistic trio!
Image:SchuSubE3P7.jpg|ORIGINAL ATTACK, DO NOT STEAL!
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|Wordplay. Always funny.
</gallery></center>

==References==
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==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''
*''[[Pokémon]]''
*''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Dragon Ball Z|''Dragon Ball Z'']] at [[Wikipedia]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

Things Chris has ripped off

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{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admits to plagiarism]].}}

[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
[[Image:191-sealSchu.jpg|thumb|The TRUE and HONEST Seal of Originality.]]

As every [[fan]] of [[Chris]] is probably aware of, our hero has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and '''steals an enormous amount of things''' from other places.

To his credit, plagiarizing isn't easy. After all, how do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an [[Obesity|obese]] [[Honor roll|retard]] with [[The Classic|a red-and-blue-striped shirt]] in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he feels that he doesn't need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few bouts of [[random-access humor]], and you got yourselves a new installment in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]. Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right?

Chris holds a [[Chris and reality|belief]] that all of fiction exists in an alternative "cartoon" universe, ''à la'' [[wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit?|''Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'']], with [[Asperchu|no exceptions]], so he probably believes that this justifies his plagiaristic tendencies. The world in which ''Sonichu'' takes place is fundamentally built on the creations of others, probably because Chris spends most of his time watching television and that is the way in which he engages with his limited imagination. With all the characters and concepts stolen from other works of fiction crammed into the ''Sonichu'' comics, the mythology of [[CWCville]] is an unwieldy, confusing pastiche of bullshit which frequently fuses together franchises that are unrelated or even contradictory. ''[[wikipedia:The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen|The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]]'' this is not.

While some of Chris's creations, including [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself, are individual entities which are technically not stolen (though many of their substantial elements very-much are), he often outright steals established, well-known characters and elements from other works of fiction, and he simply hopes their rightful owners do not notice. He makes no attempt to veil their derivative nature and has shown that he has no preparatory plan for any incident where he's confronted with intellectual property claims. According to Chris, stealing [[copyright]]ed material is fine ([[Asperchu|unless it's his own]]), as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a "[[parody]]" of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he isn't going to have the law knocking on his door, but the question of whether or not ''Sonichu'' qualifies as parody is an [[Parody#Why Sonichu is not a parody|article in its own right]].

Below is a non-exhaustive list of stolen intellectual property:

==Main influences==
===Sonic the Hedgehog===
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*His pride and glory [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], which, as we all know, is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog with [[Pikachu]]'s tail and ears. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks Station Square, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff of the end of ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''.
*Sonichu's girlfriend [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] is just [[Amy Rose]] with a Raichu tail.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother [[Blake]] (Black Sonichu, Blachu) also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This dark version of Sonichu is a complete ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow the Hedgehog]].
*The "[[Chaotic Combo]]" is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with various deformities, and their name is a copy of the [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog video game characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]]: including [[Angelica]] being a white hedgehog that has wings, or [[Punchy Sonichu]] being an Oriental version of [[Wikipedia:Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles the Echidna]].
*Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose and [[Doctor Robotnik]] make an appearance in [[Sonichu_1|Sonichu Issue #1]], with Sonic and Amy juxtaposing themselves with their barely-distinguishable counterparts.
*The [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] is a rip-off of the Master Emerald.
*[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is another recolor of Sonic.
*[[Metal Sonichu]] is a recolor of Metal Sonic with Pikachu ears and a tail.
*The [[Sonichu Balls]] are essentially just stand-ins for the Chaos Emeralds, and may also be plagiarized in part from ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]''.
*[[Ultra Sonichu]] is a rip-off of Super Sonic.
*The [[Sonees and Roseys]] greatly resemble Chao, but uglier.
*The inspiration for creating evil versions of characters with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|backwards]] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|names]] came from the comic characters Doctor Ovi Kintobor (Ivo Robotnik spelled backwards) the Anti-Robotnik (Archie) and pre-evil Robotnik (Fleetway).<ref>http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Ivo_Kintobor</ref>

===Pokémon===
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*Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various Pokémon, mostly Pikachu and Raichu, combined with other Pokémon.
*The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
*The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed like various Poké Balls, though they also function like other items.
*Sonees are also slightly edited Pichu, with a bit of Chao mixed in.
*Moves. As if ripping off their looks weren't enough, Chris also rips off their attacks such as "Thunderbolt" or "Sky Uppercut".
*Many of the cards on Chris's [[Wall of Originals]] are obviously based on character concepts or illustrations from the Pokémon games. (Christian's Maychu, to use one example, imitates the official illustration of the Pokémon Hitmonlee.)
*[[Sonichite]], a total rip-off of Pokemon's Mega Stone concept.

===Chris's fanbase===
*'''Days Of Our Hogs/Wish You Were Hare''' [[Sonichu 12]] discusses Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding - with a few elements largely ripping off [[:Category:Fan_Comic_1|a fan comic by Jon Crayon]] - mainly Rosechu walking in on Sonichu and a naked Bubbles
*'''Rosechu's Story''' [[Sonichu 15]] plagiarizes elements of [http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/ a fancomic about Rosechu].

===Other Sources===
*In [[2000|2000]], a bootleg game by a company known as "Yong Young" was released for the Game Boy Color, titled ''Pokémon Adventure''.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjwCWf7N440</ref> The game is combination of the ''Pokémon'' and ''Sonic'' series; Pikachu being the playable character, in ''Sonic''-esque levels with assorted enemy sprites ripped off from other games. For anyone familiar with both series, as mentioned above, it's obviously a tacky, shameless rip-off, but there's one thing that sets it apart: it made money. While our lovable Picasso originally came up with the idea for Sonichu in March of 2000, around the same time as said bootleg game's release, it's most likely it had no real influence on the creation of Sonichu to begin with, as it's really not that hard a concept to come up. On the other hand, the [[Sonichu 0|first issue]] of ''Sonichu'' still didn't come out until 2004, so make of that what you will. The only reason this game, as stated before, is even worth mentioning, is again, because it did the one thing Chris could never do with his beloved Mary-Sue bastard child, make a profit.

==[[Anime]]==
===''[[Wikipedia:Digimon|Digimon]]''===
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* [[Silvana]]'s origin is very blatantly similar to [[Wikipedia:Gatomon|Gatomon]]'s, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions, the only difference being that Silvana was given a [[pickle]].
* [[Ultra Sonichu]]'s Chaotic Remedy is a blatant copy of [[Wikipedia:Patamon#MagnaAngemon|MagnaAngemon's Magna Antidote]] attack.

===''[[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball/Z/GT]]''===
*[[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based on the famed Kamehameha attack.
*The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Poké Balls, seem to function more like the titular Dragon Balls, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
*Ultra Sonichu heavily resembles Super Saiyans, both in behavior and appearance.
*[[Collosal Chan]] is Chris's really terrible attempt at ripping off Super Saiyan 4 from ''Dragon Ball GT'', which is a combination of the Super Saiyan and Great Ape forms.
*[[Mypoe]] ripped off [[Punchy]]'s tail because it was a "weak spot"; the same "weak spot" exists for Saiyans (unless said tail has been removed) and several Saiyans have theirs removed for the same reason.

===''Excel Saga''===
{{Main|Excel Saga}}

*A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appears in the ''Sonichu'' comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokémon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
*...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
*It is also possible that Chris stole the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] from the parody "Nabehameha" from ''Excel Saga'' (which was essentially a Kamehameha attack, except shaped like an afro).

===[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|''Gurren Lagann'']]===
*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named [[Simonchu]] who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.
**It should be noted that Chris has probably never seen ''Gurren Lagann'', and as such misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.
**When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.

===[[Wikipedia:InuYasha|''InuYasha'']]===
*In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]], [[Saramah Rosechu]] pins [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" referring to InuYasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend [[Wikipedia:List of InuYasha characters#Kikyo|Kikyo]]. Also, with some imagination and enough [[alcohol]], one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like InuYasha's head.
*Chris also has a [[Marvey Blaziken|Blaziken]] in his Pokémon team named "Inuyasha", which was only revealed on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on the [[CWCipedia]]</ref> It's likely that this is the same Blaziken seen training with [[Sandy]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], though he is not identified by name in that comic. The name makes absolutely no sense, as the literal translation of Inuyasha means "dog demon".

===[[Wikipedia:Kekko Kamen|''Kekko Kamen'']]===
*The face-rape of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is based on the '''Pubic Hair Jump''', a move by which the title character of ''Kekko Kamen'' kills her enemies.

===[[Wikipedia:Macross Frontier|''Macross Frontier'']]===
*Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied from a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

===[[Wikipedia:Pretty Cure|''Pretty Cure'']]===
{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]}}

*''Pretty Cure'' spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chrs-Chan [sic] Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined Hedgehog powers) is stolen from this series, and even though its original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. ''Oh wait...''
* Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] and [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]].

===''Sailor Moon''===
{{Main|Sailor Moon}}

*[[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], combines elements of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based on [[Wikipedia:Sailor Neptune|Sailor Neptune]].
*The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related ''Sailor Moon'' places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon Super S: The Movie|''Sailor Moon SuperS: The Movie'']], and a mirror-like item that was used by Queen Nehellenia in the first six episodes of ''Sailor Moon Sailor Stars'' and the majority of ''Sailor Moon SuperS''.

===[[Wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|''Samurai Pizza Cats'']]===
*In the aforementioned random-access humor ED edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both ''Samurai Pizza Cats'' and [[Transformers]]. They make several appearances in the comic to help [[Sonichu]] battle the [[Jerkops]].
*Punchy Sonichu, provider of random-access humor, has referenced this series a few times.

===''Yu-Gi-Oh!''===
{{Main|Yu-Gi-Oh!}}

*[[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' monster. Chris had no idea what he looked like, so naturally he depicted him as a Yu-Gi-Oh card.<ref>http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Jack's_Knight</ref>
*For no given reason, Chris (and Chris alone) tends to use various ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' items during his battles (especially extremely convenient trap cards) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].

===[[Wikipedia:YuYu Hakusho|''YuYu Hakusho'']]===
*In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character [[Wikipedia:List_of_YuYu_Hakusho_characters#Yusuke_Urameshi|Yusuke Urameshi]] would fire his main attack, the Reigun.

==Western animation==
===''The Adventures of The American Rabbit''===
{{Main|The Adventures of The American Rabbit}}

*Chris stole many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from this movie for use in the comics ("I will, thank you father" from the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).

===[[Wikipedia:American Dad!|''American Dad!'']]===
*Chris has referred to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] as "[[Chris and hypocrisy|the Dork of Ages]]", a phrase taken from the episode "[[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Wagons|Dungeons and Wagons]]".

===''Aqua Teen Hunger Force''===
{{Main|Aqua Teen Hunger Force}}
*The ''ATHF'' characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], along with Meatwad's old catchphrase, "The bun is in your mind."
*Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meatwad's toy guitar.

===''Beavis and Butt-head''===
{{Main|Beavis and Butt-head}}

*In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Beavis and Butt-head appear in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series. (although Chris does write "Apologies to Mike Judge" and "Source of joke: Beavis and Butt-head's 'Substitute'").

===[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck|''Darkwing Duck'']]===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
*The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
*Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardized version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
*Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
*[[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''===
*In one of his ED edits, Chris added a huge wall of random-access humor, including a joke from the episode "One + One = Ed": "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg5_OEhzuuI</ref>
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants]], a nude Chris repeatedly bashes his head on his bed like a [[slow-in-the-mind]], and quotes another line from Ed, from the episode "Stop, Look and Ed": "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!".<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6YLmzrNVw0</ref> His bed not being made of dirt ([[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|though it probably contains a fair bit of it]]), it just makes no sense.

===''[[Family Guy]]''===
{{Main|Family Guy#Plagiarism}}
*In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, who goes through a series of incidents involving sequences from Filmation's ''[[Ghostbusters]]''.
*In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris directly lifts a gag in which a news anchor delivers a serious professional story, then immediately jumps to excited coverage of Spring Break.
*The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up]]", was lifted from "[[Wikipedia:Prick Up Your Ears (Family Guy)|Prick Up Your Ears]]", in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up".
*At the end of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Marvey Blaziken tells the reader that "inspiration does not have a schedule". On ''Family Guy'', this exact phrase was spoken by New Brian during the episode "[[Wikipedia:The Man with Two Brians|The Man with Two Brians]]" before he proceeds to sing about [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting]]. Naturally, the phrase referred to New Brian fitting in writing a song (about farting) into his already-busy schedule of helping out the family.
*In ''Sonichu'' #10, Chris makes out with [[Silvana]] disguised as [[Meg Griffin]]. This means that in the cultural enclave that is CWCville, Meg Griffin appears to be both a fictional character of whom Chris has a peculiar sexual interest (''Sonichu'' #7), but also somebody who can just show up with little surprise from Chris.
*In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], one of Sonichu's kids is playing the Virgin Mary in a school play, she says "I'm the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it". This is said by Joe's wife Bonnie in "[[Wikipedia:A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas|A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas]]", where she is doing the exact same thing. Of course, the line isn't as disturbing when she says it, considering she's an adult woman, whereas the rosee who says it is ''three years old''.

===''The Simpsons''===
{{Main|The Simpsons}}

*The parts of [[Sandy Rosechu]]'s design that were not already cannibalized from [[Simonla]] were copied from [[Wikipedia:Lisa Simpson|Lisa Simpson]].

===''Futurama''===
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*The time-travel plot of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] ("Time Hogs") was stolen from the direct-to-DVD movie ''[[Wikipedia:Futurama: Bender's Big Score|Bender's Big Score]]'', and this is shamelessly lampshaded by the recolors in the beginning of the episode. In some kind of post-modern bullshit, Bender as he appears in ''Bender's Big Score'' physically appears in the time vortex, literally a page before Sonichu mentions the film directly.
*The line "Smoke um peace pipe" in [[Wigwam]] is stolen from the ''Futurama'' episode "Where the Buggalo Roam".

===''Ghostbusters''===
{{Main|Ghostbusters#Plagiarism}}

*Chris's ''Family Guy''-style "skitch" rips off the FALSE and DISHONEST ''Ghostbusters'' created by Filmation.

===[[Wikipedia:He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|''He-Man and the Masters of the Universe'']]===
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===[[Wikipedia:Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi'']]===
*[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] has Wes refer to Chris's cards as "Stu-Pi-Doh magic". Stu-Pi-Doh was an in-universe [[parody]] of ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]

===[[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)|''Home Movies'']]===
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach John McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show-where Chris thinks he and [[Ivy]] are being romantic with their stolen dialogue, they arent. In the episode the exchange comes from, it was intentionally unromantic.

===''[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget]]''===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr. Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as Darkbind is based on ''Darkwing Duck'' and the ''Legend of Zelda'', not ''Inspector Gadget''.

===''[[Wikipedia:Johnny Bravo|Johnny Bravo]]''===
* [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] has a line from the Scooby-Doo crossover ripped out entirely, regarding Applecore. As custom dictates, Chris [[Random-access_humor|neglects to employ the context that made the joke funny in the first place]].

===''[[Wikipedia:Muppet Babies|Muppet Babies]]''===
*Chris made a [[SonichuBabies|suicide-inducing 12-minute video]] of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as Sonees and Roseys, though needless to say his video lacked the major charms the series actually had.

===''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]]''===
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* In the [[Wedding Comic]], Chris and Ivy's carriage is pulled by what is clearly a ''My Little Pony'' horse.<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP2P6.jpg]]</ref>
* [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] is set primarily in the ''Friendship is Magic'' universe, which includes both the Equestria world of the main series and the human world of the ''[[Equestria Girls]]'' spinoff. The issue sees characters hopping across both worlds.
* In said comic, [[Night Star]] interacts with various characters from the G4 show, including but not limited to Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, [[Vinyl Scratch]], Discord and Lyra.

===''[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]''===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|right|Good grief!]]
* Chris uploaded [[RandomHumor1]] to his [[Flipnote Hatena]] account. Complete with horrendous drawings and obnoxious high-pitched voices, the animation plagiarizes the ''Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show'' episode "Sally at School" word for word.
* He also mentioned Charlie Brown in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], but only to distinguish what kind of peanuts he was talking about.
* Though unrelated to ''Sonichu'', one of Chris's current dogs is named [[Snoopy]].
* [[Kevin the Jew]] from [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] is for some reason drawn like a ''Peanuts'' character.
* Chris posted about loving the ''Peanuts'' movie in [[November 2015]].
* Chris made a drawing depicting his pony avatar talking to another pony avatar about a kite-eating tree.

===''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|The Powerpuff Girls]]''===
*The other half of [[Blake]]'s origin was stolen from The Powerpuff Girls, as an accidental dose of a foreign chemical gives him his evilness and his [[Niggos|blackness]], just as an accidental dose of "Chemical X" gave the Powerpuff Girls their powers. This is lampshaded poorly on the cover to Black Sonichu's introductory issue, [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], where [[Sonic]] suggests that Chemical "X" could have caused the change, but [[Sonichu]] corrects him; it was cherry cola.

===''[[Wikipedia:The Ren & Stimpy Show|The Ren & Stimpy Show]]''===
*[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]'s Sub-Episode 6, "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari", rips off the ''Ren & Stimpy'' episode "[[Chris's Room|Lair of the Lummox]]", which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "[[Chris and copyright|Ben & Stumpy]]").
*At the end of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]'s Episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole", boasted as being from the creators of "Log".<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTrAVpK9blw Log Commercial]</ref>

===''[[Wikipedia:Rick and Morty|Rick and Morty]]''===
* [[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]], where ''Sonichu'' and other animated franchises co-exist, is derived from the prime dimension of Rick and Morty.

===''[[Wikipedia:Rocko's Modern Life|Rocko's Modern Life]]''===
[[File:Patheticsoul.png|thumb|right|Presumably the fortune cookie Barb or Bob got before giving birth to Chris.]]
*When listing [[Mailbag 23#Chris and the dark arts|what various spells he uses]], he claims the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] inflicts its target with "Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune". This is a reference from the episode "Fortune Cookie", where secondary character Filburt Shellbach gets a fortune that read "Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune Will Infest Your Pathetic Soul For All Eternity."

===''[[wikipedia:Rugrats|Rugrats]]''===
*The infamous name to the [[Cherokian Clan#UNGA WUNGA|porno art of Jackie and Chris having hanky-panky]] likely comes from the ''Rugrats'' episode "The Old Country", which features a scene 7 minutes in which Chaz Finster, who throughout the episode has been pretending to be a caveman and saying "Unga-hunga!", which is much more tasteful than the Native American stereotype Chris went with.<ref>http://youtube.com/watch?v=xeURrnW2R6M (''Relevant portion from 7:24 to 7:29'')</ref>

===[[Wikipedia:Sealab 2021|''Sealab 2021'']]===
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the ''Sealab 2021'' episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist."

===[[Wikipedia:The Smurfs|''The Smurfs'']]===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of Wild Smurf. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (although Wild Sonichu's vine-swinging comes from ripping off ''Spider-Man'' and may just be a mere coincidence). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).<ref>http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf</ref>

===''South Park''===
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*[[CADD Chef]] is an obvious ripoff of the [[niggo]] [[Wikipedia:Chef (South Park)|Jerome "Chef" McElroy]].
*[[Beel]] has a strong resemblance to ''South Park'''s [[Wikipedia:List of supporting characters on South Park#Satan|Satan]].

===''[[Wikipedia:Space Ghost Coast to Coast|Space Ghost Coast to Coast]]''===
*The chant uttered by the guardian of the cave in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], "Anoz aelc amulp oerc ikabmol ah ah!", is one of Zorak's chants ("Lombaki Creo Plomo Pleo Zoma Ah Ah!") spelled backwards and mangled. Chris's original attempts to do spells or chants have failed spectacularly, so the stolen chant is one of his better ones.

===''[[wikipedia:SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''===
*In [[CWC Update 18 January 2009]], Chris yells "''And you know what else-else?!''" prior to stomping on his [[vibrator]], a line stolen from the ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' episode "Pizza Delivery".

===[[Wikipedia:The Brak Show|''The Brak Show'']]===
*In the oft-mentioned [[Random-access_humor#Random_ramblings|ED edit]], Chris included three lines from [[Adult_Swim|''The Brak Show'']], all of them from the same episode ("The New Brak"). The episode centers on [[Liquid_Chris|Brak]] dealing with an [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|annoying impostor]] who shamelessly copies everything Brak does - [[Liquid_Chris#Liquid_Saga|sound familiar]]?

===[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures|''Tiny Toon Adventures'']]===
* In [[Sub-Episode 5]], a cuckoo bird chirps out "Cuccoo! Cuccoo! If she thinks he'll never find a [[boyfriend-free girl]] with his method, then [[Slaweel]] is Cuccoo! Cuccoo!" This is a reference to character GoGo DoDo, who'd pop out of Acme Looniversity's clock tower in the longer episodes to say a phrase similar to that.

===''[[Transformers]]''===
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*[[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
*Various Transformer-types appear in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].
*During the final battle with Reldnahc, the villain says ''"I've waited an eternity for this. Your life is mine Prime-chan!"''. A similar line is used by Megatron in ''Transformers: The Movie'', in particular during the scene when he fatally wounds Optimus Prime-- ''"I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over, Prime!"''. Even the following circumstances are near-identical, with the wounded heroes both performing one last defiant attack that defeats their respective villain.
*Some villanious Transformers Chris and his recolors did battle with are called "Decepti-Clones". In the ''Transformers'' video game based off of the ''Armada'' anime series released on the PS2, generic enemies were also called "Decepti-Clones".
*A scene in [[Sonichu 4]] blatantly rips off the Quintesson and Trial Scene from ''Transformers: The Movie''. This one's so blatant that it's kind of hard to believe that Chris could be so retarded as to not realize how [[Naive|obvious]] it is.
*The [[Manajerks|W-M-Manajerk]]'s power suit is a flagrant recolor of Spike's Environmental Suit from ''Transformers: The Movie''.
*Sonichu's dialogue "Slaweel is making her big push, and we have to push back!" is likewise recycled from dialogue in ''Transformers: The Movie''.

===[[wikipedia:Tom Goes to the Mayor|''Tom Goes to the Mayor'']]===
*Placing the [[Mayor's Office]] inside the mall is either a reference to this bizarre show made by Tim & Eric, or Chris having terrible priorities.

==Live-action==
===''[[Gilligan's Island]]''===
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*Thurston Howell, III and his wife Lovey make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-cent_garbage.com]], the infamous [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].

===''[[Monty Python]]''===
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*When [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is fighting the [[B-Manajerk]], a word-for-word copy of the "Black Knight" sketch from [[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'']] is spoken.
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need we say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!"

===[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|''Spaceballs'']]===
*In the [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in ''Spaceballs'' where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>https://youtu.be/XPmm2aTY0no?t=4s </ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</s> (dead link as of Jul 2014)</ref>

===[[Wikipedia:Carrie (film)|''Carrie'']]===

*Chris's "[[High School Story]]" is an amalgamation of Stephen King's ''Carrie'', and Chris's own [[high school]] experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and underappreciated, so she murders everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of ''Carrie'', and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers|Power Rangers]]''===
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*In [[Sub-Episode 8]], Chris is given advice by the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] and as he leaves, he tells him "May the Anchuent Powers Protect You", a butchering of Zordon's ''Star Wars''-inspired phrase "May the Power protect you."
*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.
*[[Silvana]]'s basic existence, back story, and partial appearance (but not her [[pickle]]) are copied directly from a villain, [[wikipedia:Villains_in_Power_Rangers_in_Space#Astronema|Astronema]], from ''[[wikipedia:Power_Rangers_in_Space|Power Rangers in Space]]''
*In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris introduces a terrible new song entitled "[[Revive Zordon]]", which displays his wish for the return of the "original" Power Rangers team.

===''[[Wikipedia:Family Matters|Family Matters]]''===
*In [[Magical Man Potion]], Chris drinks a potion and temporarily transforms into the [[Magical Man]]. Both the transformation sequence itself (including hiding behind furniture) and the potion which makes the imbiber more attractive/suave are very similar to the Steve Urkel/Stefan Urquelle trope in ''Family Matters''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvoKFiDTQx4 YouTube: "Steve Vs. Stefan"]</ref>

===''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III]]''===
*In [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], [[Sonic]] is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was "Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad lines (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===''Saw''===
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*Louis Perez, appearing in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to apprehend [[Inos]], could be named after the character from the ''Saw'' franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated that the ''Saw'' series is one of his favorite movie franchises.<ref>[[Common_Questions#31_December_2009]]</ref> Both characters are [[niggos|black]] policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.
*The execution of the [[Asperpedia]] crew in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] is performed through what equates to elaborate death traps, similar to what is seen in the ''Saw'' series. They certainly have more in common with those movies than with anything resembling actual state-sponsored executions.

===''[[Wikipedia:Independence Day (film)|Independence Day]]''===
*In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that President Thomas J. Whitmore makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===[[Wikipedia:Alien (film)|''Alien'']]===
*When Chris is stranded in the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], the words "In space, no one can hear you scream, in time you are heard to infinity" are narratively spoken. The phrase "In space, no one can hear you scream" comes from the promotional material for ''Alien''.

===[[Wikipedia:Lewis Black's Root of All Evil|''Lewis Black's Root of All Evil'']]===
*This Comedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===[[Wikipedia:Godzilla|''Godzilla'' series]]===
* The debut of [[Rosechu]]'s 'beast mode', [[The Incredible Lioness]] (with more plagiarism regarding this mentioned further down the page) has her pull off a pose that seems to have been traced almost verbatim from [http://wikizilla.org/wiki/King_Caesar King Caesar]'s fighting stance from some fan-art of the character.

===''[[Wikipedia:Lethal Weapon 2|Lethal Weapon 2]]''===
*The exploding-toilet death of [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] was ripped off from the near-death of [[Wikipedia:Roger Murtaugh|Roger Murtaugh]] by exploding toilet in ''Lethal Weapon 2''.

===''Star Wars''===
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* In [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17: "Rage Against the Machine"|Sonichu #8]], Jason's throne appears to resemble [[wikipedia:Palpatine|Emperor Palpatine]]'s throne in [[wikipedia:Return of the Jedi|''Return of the Jedi'']].
* Chris once told [[Jackie]] in [[Jackie e-mails|their e-mail exchanges]] that he essentially planned to make the backstory of [[Wild Sonichu]] a rip-off of the relationship between [[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]] and [[Wikipedia:Darth Vader|Darth Vader]] (Vader being Luke's father turned evil, for the few of you living in caves).

===[[Wikipedia:This Is Spinal Tap|''This Is Spinal Tap'']]===
*During the "[[Revive Zordon]]" performance, the speaker blurts out that the volume is "Cranked up to Eleven." We can only hope that Chris ripped this joke off directly rather than referencing something else referencing ''Spinal Tap''.

===''[[Wikipedia:Terminator 2: Judgment Day|Terminator 2: Judgment Day]]''===
*Chris's [[Sonichu Special 4|threat on the life of]] [[Liquid Chris]] contains a number of elements from the film:
**The top speed of 65 mph during the escape scene
**The Terminator shooting an enemy in the legs, saying "He'll live."

===[[Wikipedia:Batman Returns|''Batman Returns'']]===
*In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Rosechu uses the phrase "hear me roar". This very same phrase can also be heard in ''Batman Returns'' right after Catwoman assaults a nameless criminal. A parallel can be made between this scene and the panel where Rosechu assaults a member of [[4-cent garbage|4chan]] in ''Sonichu'' 8, the key difference being that Rosechu uses the phrase prior to the assault as opposed to after the fight.

===[[wikipedia:Superman (1978 film)|''Superman: The Movie'']]===
*The time-travel in ''Sonichu'' #7. Magi-Chan states that he can allow himself, Chris and Sonichu to travel through time by sending them counter-clockwise around the world, appearing to copy Superman's time-travel sequence (by flying around the world at a near-relativistic speed) [[Slow-in-the-minds|without understanding]] how that was supposed to work.

===[[wikipedia:The Three Stooges|''The Three Stooges'']]===
*At the start of the [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]], Chris does a fake advertisement for "Brighto", a product ripped off from ''The Three Stooges'' short "[[wikipedia:Dizzy Doctors|Dizzy Doctors]]".

==Video games==
===''[[Wikipedia:Banjo-Kazooie (series)|Banjo-Kazooie]]''===
*[[Flame the Sunbird]] is just a very poor drawing of [[Wikipedia:Banjo-Kazooie (series)|Kazooie]], who seems to want pants [[Pok%C3%A9mon#Plagiarism_in_Sonichu|for reasons one can only guess]]. Anyone who enjoyed this game can only thank [[GodJesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[China|girl]].
*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda|''The Legend of Zelda'']]===
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of [[Wikipedia:Link (The Legend of Zelda)|Link]] and [[Wikipedia:Princess Zelda|Zelda]] respectively, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series ''Darkwing Duck'', strangely enough.
*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina, involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]] and Darkbind setting off to reawaken her with a [[Sonichu Balls|powerful artifact]], is taken nearly verbatim from the story of ''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''. There, the Link from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|first game]] goes on an adventure to find a powerful artifact, in this case the Triforce of Courage, in order to awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping curse put on her by- you guessed it, an evil wizard.
*The land of "[[RuleCWC]]" is a not-so subtle ripoff of Hyrule- right down to aspects including the name and its castle.
*In the [[Wallflower E-mails 2|Wallflower E-mails]], Chris claims that Darkbind Sonichu was trained in RuleCWC forest by a "rogue master swordsman" and an owl named King Alistair. These are obvious ripoffs of [[Wikipedia:Link (The Legend of Zelda)|Link]] and [[Wikipedia:Characters_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Kaepora_Gaebora|Kaepora Gaebora]].

===[[Wikipedia:Mobile Suit Gundam|''Mobile Suit Gundam'']]===
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'', one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a [[rape]] simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'']].

===[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|''Street Fighter'']]===
*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Sonichu]] performs a Flash Kick on [[Slaweel]].
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like one of [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu]]'s super combos, the "Shinku Hadouken". It appears in [[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]].
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles [[Wikipedia:Guile (Street Fighter)|Guile]].

===[[Wikipedia:Mario (series)|''Mario'' series]]===
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''Mario'' is a video game series conceived by [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], and has been the mascot of [[Nintendo]] for decades. While [[Sonic]] has fallen into a self-induced pit of horrifying shit, probably never to escape, Mario has stayed consistently good for all this time. Despite this, Chris very much favors Sonic, as he only has a passing interest in Mario. However, he has enough interest to rip it off from time to time.

*The Wing Cap ability from [[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|''Super Mario 64'']] is ripped off in [[Sonichu 3|Sub-Episode 4]], where Chris flies around with wings on his head. They are later discarded, and Chris is strangely shown flying without them.
*His concept for ''Sonic The Hedgehog 64'', as expressed in his [[Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], is nothing more than ''Super Mario 64'' with [[Sonic]] and [[Tails]]. Literally.

===[[Wikipedia:Brütal Legend|''Brütal Legend'']]===
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*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter".
*The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in ''Brütal Legend''. This is confirmed by the [[Christian Weston Chandler|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"
*In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[Son-Chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-cent_garbage.com#The 4-cent_garbage building|4-cent_garbage building]] may have been inspired by ''Brütal Legend'''s Stage Battles. Son-Chu ''does'' turns into a giant stage which resembles Ironheade's megastage, but rather than offer a fair fight Chris just Guitar Heroes his opponents into oblivion instantly.
*[[Simonla]] gives [[Wild Sonichu]] her lucky shark's tooth necklace, similar to when Eddie Riggs gives Ophelia his mother's shark tooth-like necklace in ''Brütal Legend''.

===[[Wikipedia:God of War (video game)|''God of War'']]===
*[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

===''[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa the Rapper]]''===
*In preparation for the "[[Revive Zordon]]" performance, [[Sonichu]] puts on PaRappa's hat and becomes as flat and two-dimensional as PaRappa (not to mention his own character), then says PaRappa's catchphrase "I gotta believe!"

===''[[Wikipedia:Perfect Dark|Perfect Dark]]''===
*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the sub-episode CWC-Defense is named after a thematically-similar level in ''Perfect Dark'', a Nintendo 64 game, in which the main HQ of the protagonist (the Carrington Insititute) comes under attack. The name of the level? CI-Defense.

===''Gears of War''===
*In [[Sonichu 12-9]], Chris copied the names of the months in the [[My Little Pony|Equestarian]] calendar from the names of the seasons on planet Sera. The only names he skipped are "Brume" and "Sorrow".<Ref>[https://gearsofwar.fandom.com/wiki/Seasons_on_Sera]</ref>

==Web original==
===Jessi Slaughter===
*In [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]], Chris says "The consequences will never be the same," mimicking the famous line "Consequences will never be the same!" from the video where [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jessi_Slaughter Jessi Slaughter]'s dad raged at trolls "bullying" her. It was later found that Chris was simply repeating something Jackie told him to say, and has likely never seen nor heard of the video in question.

===emgo316===
In late 2016, Chris began watching a YouTube channel named [https://www.youtube.com/user/emgo316/featured emgo316], which reviews Transformers action figures in the form of skits. Chris ripped off the channel's style with [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge]] and [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff]].

==Western comics==
===Marvel===
*In [[July 2018]], Chris conversed with Seanan McGuire, a writer for Marvel, over Twitter. Thinking McGuire was an expert on [[Chris and reality|multiple dimension theory]], he asked her which dimension our Earth is in. She replied, "Earth 1218," thinking he was referring to comics; however, Chris took her answer as real and subsequently began to refer to himself as being from Earth 1218<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts]]</ref>.

===''[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]]''===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]], a Marvel Comics superhero who can shoot long web strings from his wrists to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Wild showcases a similar ability, but with vines (coincidentally resembling Spider-Plant-Man, a British [[Hello, Juffalo|''Comic Relief'']] spoof of Spider-Man played by Rowan Atkinson). While Peter Parker shoots web from his wrist, Wild shoots his vines from the back of his hand, bearing a little more resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Venom (Marvel Comics)|Venom]], a villain who shares virtually the same powers as Spider-Man. Similarly, Wild can also climb walls with relative ease, though it's not clear whether he's just a good climber or if he literally clings to walls, as Spider-Man does.
*In [[Sonichu 2]], when Chris has an out-of-body experience to communicate with the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], his ancestor tells him "With the powers you have released, comes great responsibilities!". This is stolen from a recurring moral lesson (which Chris took completely out-of-context) within Spider-Man lore that "with great power comes great responsibility", which is often inaccurately attributed as a quote from the character [[wikipedia:Ben Parker (comics)|Uncle Ben]]. Chris probably took this line from the 2002 [[wikipedia:Spider-Man (2002 film)|live-action film]].
*In [[Sonichu 5]], Chris claims that his "sixth sense is tingling", blatantly knocking off of Spider-Man's "spider-sense" catch phrase.

===[[Wikipedia:Hulk (comics)|''The Incredible Hulk'']]===
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat-shit insane [[Rape|rapist]] form, now known as [[the Incredible Lioness]], is a ripoff of the Hulk, a scientist and Avenger in the Marvel Universe who transforms into a [[Obesity|gigantic]], [[POWER|super-strong]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|child-minded]] monster when he becomes [[Virgin with rage|enraged]] or [[Stress|agitated]]. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an [[wikipedia:Abomination_(comics)|abomination]] already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] launches a [[pickle]] at her and she tears him a new one for [[Women's rights|women's rights]] or something.

===[[wikipedia:Wolverine (comics)|''Wolverine'']]===
*As of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a partial ripoff of Wolverine, a mutant in the Marvel Universe with claws and regenerative abilities. It was revealed that Simonla [[Retroactive continuity|survived her assassination attempt]] apparently because of her skeleton, which is made out of a metal "similar to adamantanium", clearly ripped off from "[[wikipedia:Adamantium|adamantium]]", a fictional, indestructible metal in the Marvel Universe which coats Wolverine's skeleton and claws. Simonla also gains a healing factor similar to Wolverine.

===[[wikipedia:Wonder Woman|''Wonder Woman'']]===
* [[Saramah Rosechu]] and her [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Cherokian ancestor]] collectively possesses magical bracelets and a tiara that resemble the apparel of Wonder Woman, a warrior demigoddess, superhero and celebrated [[Women's rights|feminist icon]] from DC Comics. They both also share the trait of having to placate the [[Chris and anger|violent tendencies]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler|ignorant men]].

==Songs==
*Everything from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums is sung over another song; this may be Chris's biggest showing of plagiarism yet, aside from [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]].
*[[Jiggliami]]'s song, "War of Love," is a ripoff of "Love Is War," a [[Wikipedia:Supercell|Supercell]] song using [[Wikipedia:Vocaloid|Miku Hatsune]] for vocals. While Blanca wrote the ripoff, Chris was more than willing to use it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].
*The product number for [[John's Custom Gundam]] is [[Wikipedia:867-5309/Jenny|8675309]].

==Commercials==
*In [[Sonichu 1]], Chris interrupts Rosechu and Amy Rose's vapid girl talk because "[he'd] like to save time...and money on [his] [[Son-Chu|car]] insurance by switching over to 'Get-Co!'"

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardized==
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock-full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off," but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thus bastardized.

''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardize each franchise.''

*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: *For reasons unexplained, a photograph of the DC Comics superhero Batman appears on the wall of [[Allison Amber]]'s office. Christorians suspect this is either a reference to former Batman actor [[wikipedia:Adam West|Adam West]]'s fictitious Mayorhood on ''Family Guy'', or that Allison's alluded boyfriend is in fact the Dark Knight himself.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|''Sonichu'' #1]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?".
:*[[Sonichu 3#Episode 11| ''Sonichu #3]]: When Blake, the rip off Shadow, goes to steal The Master Sunstone, the rip off Master Emerald, from Flame the Sunbird, the rip off Kazooie, he randomly states "Whats up, Doc?"- Bugs Bunny's catchphrase
:*[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu #8'']]: [[Simonla Rosechu]] appears to the other Rosechus via burrowing through the ground, in the vein of Bugs. In the same panel, she loosely paraphrases his "should'a taken that left turn in Albuquerque" phrase.
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: Bugs himself appears in the ''[[Monty Python]]''-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|''Sonichu'' #9]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug," whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|''Fight Club'']] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|''Sonichu'' #1]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" [sic], who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "the director of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|''Grand Theft Auto'']]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''''[[Guitar Hero]]'':''' In ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', Christian & The Hedgehog Boys destroy the 4-Cent_Garbage building with help from the Guitar Hero rendition of Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever".
*'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'':''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[wikipedia:My Best Friend's Wedding|''My Best Friend's Wedding'':]]''' ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' episode 12 is named "My Best Friend's [[Cherokian]] Wedding."
*'''[[R.L. Stine]]:'''
{{incomplete}}
*'''''[[Sprung]]'':''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|''Sonichu'' #1]]: Chris is shown playing ''Sprung'' on his [[Nintendo]] DS for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right."
*'''[[wikipedia:Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde|''Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde'':]]''' [[Magical Man Potion]]: Chris drinks a [[Semen|magical concoction]] and transforms into an entirely different [[troll|being]], before reverting to his own self. Due to the fact that the transformation is "from [[Chris|bumbling]] to [[Liquid Chris|suave]]" rather than "from [[Chris and religion|moral]] to [[Death threats|cruel]]", as well as the extreme unlikelihood of him knowing classical Scottish literature, he probably stole the concept from ''[[wikipedia:The Nutty Professor|The Nutty Professor]]'', a parodic work of Jekyll and Hyde.
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|''Sonichu'' #1]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|''Star Trek'']]:''' Both within the comics and in his real-life presentations, he uses the phrase "[[Captain's Log]]" a reference to the opening of most ''Star Trek'' episodes and movies. He's never seen anything of the franchise, but he felt the need to rip it off anyway. That's Chris for you.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Happy Tree Friends|''Happy Tree Friends'']]:''' In ''Sonichu'' #10, Chris mentions the "Happy Tree Friends-esque" deaths of the Chaotic Combo in Asperchu, implying that he's seen the show a few times.

==The tl;dr version==

At this point, it's almost easier to list stuff that Chris ''hasn't'' ripped off.

==References==
<references/>

==See also:==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha

2020-08-09T04:08:27Z

Darkbind:

[[Image:Cwcyehameha crop.gif|center|CURSE YE HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!]]

{{Quote|When cursing, I feel enraged or really angry; I channel that energy between my hands, gathering them in and throwing them towards either the target I'm angry at, or the ground or skyward; a choice of words are optional, but they do seem to add more oomph to the attack.|Chris<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6#16 August 2009]]</ref>}}

[[Image:138-CurseYeHaMeHa.jpg|thumb|200px|Yep.]]

The '''Curse-ye-ha-me-ha''', also referred to as '''Shin-ye-ha-me-ha''', is the [[Autism|special]] finishing move of doom used by [[Chris]] when battling his unfortunate adversaries - be they [[jerkop|jerkops]], [[manajerks]], [[trolls]], or [[Mary Lee Walsh]].

It is performed exactly the same way as the famed Kamehameha maneuver used in the [[anime]] series ''Dragon Ball'' and ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'': by doing silly choreographed poses and slowly yelling the name of a famous [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Hawaiʻian]] [[Wikipedia:Kamehameha|king]]. It's also possible that Chris was inspired by a scene in ''[[Excel Saga]]'', where the characters at one point perform a "Nabehameha"; a parody of the Kamehameha named after the series director, Shinichi "Nabeshin" Watanabe. If not directly inspired by ''Excel Saga'', it likely at least caused Chris to think of deriving his own version of the famous attack.

And yes, before you ask, Chris has done this in public and actually thinks that he has the power to do this.

==Execution and effect==
In keeping with the [https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Kamehameha Kamehameha] maneuver he stole it from, the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha must be delivered slowly, with each syllable deliberately pronounced as the user summons his chi, finally ending with the last "ha!" and a blast of power followed by peace for the [[trolls|troll]], [[jerkop]] or [[manajerks|manajerk]]. For optimal results, say it like [[User:Dethchemist77|the new narrator]] says it.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQfYyY24aCo#t=4m08s Sonichu - Subepisode 3! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler and Sonichu in "Witch Confront!"]</ref>

When desired, the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha generally acts as a standard energy blast to vaporize enemies. However, in other situations, the attack has no immediately apparent effects. Therein lies the "curse" — the attacker has subtly hexed the victim, guaranteeing that he will soon suffer unbearable misfortune.

While negotiating the production of [[Sonichu]] [[video games]] with [[Nintendo]], [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] informed Chris that "curse" is considered offensive in Japanese culture, and so all references to the spell have been changed to "Shin-ye-ha-me-ha." By [[August 2009]] Chris had become more willing to revert to the original name when sufficiently angry.

A less theatrical version of the move, the '''Curse Shot''', is delivered by simply holding out one's hand in the shape of a gun and miming the act of shooting the target. This achieves the same sort of ominous misfortune without requiring several minutes of preparation, which is handy if you happen to be running away from mall security. This may or may not be inspired by ''YuYu Hakusho'', another anime series that aired on Cartoon Network, where the main character's signature attack was a similar move known as the "Rei Gun" (lit. Spirit Gun). On a few occasions, he has performed a variation on this theme using his [[Megatron pistol]].

==Purpose==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|cGFMDOtZ_To}}</center>

Aside from creating the impression that Chris has [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]], the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha allows him to feel some sense of control over his world. Chris is too weak, stupid, and cowardly to directly act against those who give him [[stress]], but his curses require no effort from him except his own faith in their power. As long as it is impossible to prove the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha has no effect, Chris can allow himself to believe the universe will ultimately destroy his enemies, giving him a sense of triumph.

However, it seems to have two different effects within the comics. First officially seen in [[Sonichu_0#Classic_Sonichu_Strips|Classic Sonichu Strip 3]], Curse-ye-ha-me-ha seems to be the finishing move similar to DragonBall Z. However, within the same issue, in [[Sonichu_0#Sub-Episode_1:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Jerkop-tastropie.22|Sub Episode 1]], the move is used on the Jerkhief, and is said to lay a curse on someone, unfairly ruining their life- causing the character to slip on a random banana peel, shattering his glasses, and his wife suddenly leaving him just for his smoking habit, taking his children and all his belongings without a court case.

Later in the comics, Chris is seen again using the move in a combo attack with his sister's "shocking tiara magic". This causes the W-M-Manajerk's head in a jar to become detached from his robot body. The Manajerk does not seem to be cursed or suffering from random bad luck. The move was simply a finishing move.

The move within the comics only seems to now be a finishing move- so its real purpose is up for debate.

==Yes, he actually does this in public==
{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Chris<ref>From the 22 June 2005 entry in [[CWC's Diary]]</ref>}}

In addition to his performance of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], key slanderous trolls have revealed that Chris performed the curse live and in person in the office of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], resulting in his suspension from [[PVCC]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref> A documented performance of this attack has been recorded and it is shown in [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|this]] video.

==Yes, he actually thinks this works==
{{quote|I have learned about the Curses actually working firstly when I cursed the real-life Mary Lee Walsh; then I later heard that her reputation at PVCC went DOWN ([[Chris and his Ego|yes, mostly due to my references in the pages]]), but then things got worse for her, and even though I forgave her for her misdeed on interrupting my [[Sweetheart Search]], I feel she definitely got what she deserved for her misdeed. Later, I cursed one [[Clyde Cash|specific Troll]] (I forget who); shortly later, I learn that troll came down with a [[wikipedia:common cold|life-threatening ailment]].|Chris, 06:28, 15 December 2009 (CET), [[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|Mailbag 18]]}}

[[Chris and reality|Chris actually believes he has magic powers to curse people.]] Chris, as usual, fails, this time with confusing correlation and causation - just because Mary Lee Walsh's reputation "went down" (presuming of course that this even happened; we only have Chris's extremely biased word to go by), it does not necessarily follow that it's a result of a curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack. This appears to stem from his inflated sense of self-importance: because he sees himself as an innocent man, he seems to believe that [[GodJesus|God]] has granted him magical powers with which to curse those who dare wrong him, a good example of his detachment from [[Chris and reality|reality]].

The following excerpt from the [[Katie Bay E-mails 6|Katie Bay e-mails]] describes his process of emitting a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha:

 

{{quote|I have learned from my experiences that a CURSE or a BLESSING shot is mainly comprised of the respective Enraged or Caring you are currently feeling. I DO NOT ENCOURAGE YOU DO THIS, but I will tell you for your information. When cursing, I feel enraged or really angry; I channel that energy between my hands, gathering them in and throwing them towards either the target I'm angry at, or the ground or skyward; a choice of words are optional, but they do seem to add more oomph to the attack.|Chris, on summoning metaphysical energy.}}

It must be reiterated that Chris ''genuinely thinks this works.''

==Known victims==
In the comics, Chris applies the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha to Mary Lee Walsh and to the [[Jerkhief]], and these stories may reflect the two known public instances, or separate incidents, or purely wishful thinking. The curse seems to have had no effect on Walsh, even in fiction; after being seemingly atomized in [[Sub-Episode 3]], she simply returned none the worse for wear.

On 15 [[January 2009]], Chris digitally delivered a Shin-ye-ha-me-ha [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|via YouTube]] to every troll who has contributed to his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and to [[4chan]].

[[Liquid Chris]], the dreaded brown-striped impostor, was on the receiving end of a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha in a [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|14 August 2009 video]]. His subsequent [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009|disappearance]] was attributed by Solid to the extreme bad luck which resulted from the curse.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6#15 August 2009]]</ref>

However, on 16 [[August 2009]] Chris elected to lift the curses he had previously unleashed, and performed the "Forgiveness Blessings" in a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|video]] to demonstrate his grace. During this retraction Chris claimed to have used the Curse Shot on over fifty men during his [[Love Quest]]. Later on during the same day, Chris would also [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour|specifically retract]] the curse placed upon Liquid.

Due to the production of [[Audiobook]] DVDs, Chris has cursed [[Vivian Gee]] and anyone involved with the project.

On 1 [[February 2010]], Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|cursed Mao Ling]], operator of the [[Asperpedia]], in response to a series of offensive advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]. He was later coerced into delivering an [[Chris and remorse|insincere forgiveness blessing]].

On 2 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Surfshack Tito (video)|performed a Curse Shot]] on [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] in response to his [[PSN]] account being hacked [[BlueSpike|yet]] [[Jack Thaddeus#PSN Hax|again]]. [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|This comes after Chris said that cursing people was evil, and that he would atone for it.]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|Hypocrite.]]

On 5 [[October 2017]], in [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE!!!]], Chris performed an action resembling the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha while cursing the entirety of the [[Kiwi Farms]] troll forum.

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance]]
*[[Excel Saga]]
*[[Dragonball Z]]
*[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
*[[Jerkop]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Love Quest]]

{{Fantasies}}
{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Special Attacks]]

Curse-ye-ha-me-ha

2020-08-09T04:06:23Z

Darkbind: /* Execution and effect */

[[Image:Cwcyehameha crop.gif|center|CURSE YE HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!]]

{{Quote|When cursing, I feel enraged or really angry; I channel that energy between my hands, gathering them in and throwing them towards either the target I'm angry at, or the ground or skyward; a choice of words are optional, but they do seem to add more oomph to the attack.|Chris<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6#16 August 2009]]</ref>}}

[[Image:138-CurseYeHaMeHa.jpg|thumb|200px|Yep.]]

The '''Curse-ye-ha-me-ha''', also referred to as '''Shin-ye-ha-me-ha''', is the [[Autism|special]] finishing move of doom used by [[Chris]] when battling his unfortunate adversaries - be they [[jerkop|jerkops]], [[manajerks]], [[trolls]], or [[Mary Lee Walsh]].

It is performed exactly the same way as the famed Kamehameha maneuver used in the [[anime]] series ''Dragon Ball'' and ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'': by doing silly choreographed poses and slowly yelling the name of a famous [[Surfshack Tito|Hawaiʻian]] [[Wikipedia:Kamehameha|king]]. It's also possible that Chris was inspired by a scene in ''[[Excel Saga]]'', where the characters at one point perform a "Nabehameha"; a parody of the Kamehameha named after the series director, Shinichi "Nabeshin" Watanabe. If not directly inspired by ''Excel Saga'', it likely at least caused Chris to think of deriving his own version of the famous attack.

And yes, before you ask, Chris has done this in public and actually thinks that he has the power to do this.

==Execution and effect==
In keeping with the [https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Kamehameha Kamehameha] maneuver he stole it from, the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha must be delivered slowly, with each syllable deliberately pronounced as the user summons his chi, finally ending with the last "ha!" and a blast of power followed by peace for the [[trolls|troll]], [[jerkop]] or [[manajerks|manajerk]]. For optimal results, say it like [[User:Dethchemist77|the new narrator]] says it.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQfYyY24aCo#t=4m08s Sonichu - Subepisode 3! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler and Sonichu in "Witch Confront!"]</ref>

When desired, the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha generally acts as a standard energy blast to vaporize enemies. However, in other situations, the attack has no immediately apparent effects. Therein lies the "curse" — the attacker has subtly hexed the victim, guaranteeing that he will soon suffer unbearable misfortune.

While negotiating the production of [[Sonichu]] [[video games]] with [[Nintendo]], [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] informed Chris that "curse" is considered offensive in Japanese culture, and so all references to the spell have been changed to "Shin-ye-ha-me-ha." By [[August 2009]] Chris had become more willing to revert to the original name when sufficiently angry.

A less theatrical version of the move, the '''Curse Shot''', is delivered by simply holding out one's hand in the shape of a gun and miming the act of shooting the target. This achieves the same sort of ominous misfortune without requiring several minutes of preparation, which is handy if you happen to be running away from mall security. This may or may not be inspired by ''YuYu Hakusho'', another anime series that aired on Cartoon Network, where the main character's signature attack was a similar move known as the "Rei Gun" (lit. Spirit Gun). On a few occasions, he has performed a variation on this theme using his [[Megatron pistol]].

==Purpose==

<center>{{#ev:youtube|cGFMDOtZ_To}}</center>

Aside from creating the impression that Chris has [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]], the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha allows him to feel some sense of control over his world. Chris is too weak, stupid, and cowardly to directly act against those who give him [[stress]], but his curses require no effort from him except his own faith in their power. As long as it is impossible to prove the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha has no effect, Chris can allow himself to believe the universe will ultimately destroy his enemies, giving him a sense of triumph.

However, it seems to have two different effects within the comics. First officially seen in [[Sonichu_0#Classic_Sonichu_Strips|Classic Sonichu Strip 3]], Curse-ye-ha-me-ha seems to be the finishing move similar to DragonBall Z. However, within the same issue, in [[Sonichu_0#Sub-Episode_1:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Jerkop-tastropie.22|Sub Episode 1]], the move is used on the Jerkhief, and is said to lay a curse on someone, unfairly ruining their life- causing the character to slip on a random banana peel, shattering his glasses, and his wife suddenly leaving him just for his smoking habit, taking his children and all his belongings without a court case.

Later in the comics, Chris is seen again using the move in a combo attack with his sister's "shocking tiara magic". This causes the W-M-Manajerk's head in a jar to become detached from his robot body. The Manajerk does not seem to be cursed or suffering from random bad luck. The move was simply a finishing move.

The move within the comics only seems to now be a finishing move- so its real purpose is up for debate.

==Yes, he actually does this in public==
{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|Chris<ref>From the 22 June 2005 entry in [[CWC's Diary]]</ref>}}

In addition to his performance of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], key slanderous trolls have revealed that Chris performed the curse live and in person in the office of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], resulting in his suspension from [[PVCC]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref> A documented performance of this attack has been recorded and it is shown in [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|this]] video.

==Yes, he actually thinks this works==
{{quote|I have learned about the Curses actually working firstly when I cursed the real-life Mary Lee Walsh; then I later heard that her reputation at PVCC went DOWN ([[Chris and his Ego|yes, mostly due to my references in the pages]]), but then things got worse for her, and even though I forgave her for her misdeed on interrupting my [[Sweetheart Search]], I feel she definitely got what she deserved for her misdeed. Later, I cursed one [[Clyde Cash|specific Troll]] (I forget who); shortly later, I learn that troll came down with a [[wikipedia:common cold|life-threatening ailment]].|Chris, 06:28, 15 December 2009 (CET), [[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|Mailbag 18]]}}

[[Chris and reality|Chris actually believes he has magic powers to curse people.]] Chris, as usual, fails, this time with confusing correlation and causation - just because Mary Lee Walsh's reputation "went down" (presuming of course that this even happened; we only have Chris's extremely biased word to go by), it does not necessarily follow that it's a result of a curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack. This appears to stem from his inflated sense of self-importance: because he sees himself as an innocent man, he seems to believe that [[GodJesus|God]] has granted him magical powers with which to curse those who dare wrong him, a good example of his detachment from [[Chris and reality|reality]].

The following excerpt from the [[Katie Bay E-mails 6|Katie Bay e-mails]] describes his process of emitting a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha:

 

{{quote|I have learned from my experiences that a CURSE or a BLESSING shot is mainly comprised of the respective Enraged or Caring you are currently feeling. I DO NOT ENCOURAGE YOU DO THIS, but I will tell you for your information. When cursing, I feel enraged or really angry; I channel that energy between my hands, gathering them in and throwing them towards either the target I'm angry at, or the ground or skyward; a choice of words are optional, but they do seem to add more oomph to the attack.|Chris, on summoning metaphysical energy.}}

It must be reiterated that Chris ''genuinely thinks this works.''

==Known victims==
In the comics, Chris applies the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha to Mary Lee Walsh and to the [[Jerkhief]], and these stories may reflect the two known public instances, or separate incidents, or purely wishful thinking. The curse seems to have had no effect on Walsh, even in fiction; after being seemingly atomized in [[Sub-Episode 3]], she simply returned none the worse for wear.

On 15 [[January 2009]], Chris digitally delivered a Shin-ye-ha-me-ha [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|via YouTube]] to every troll who has contributed to his [[ED]] page and to [[4chan]].

[[Liquid Chris]], the dreaded brown-striped impostor, was on the receiving end of a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha in a [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|14 August 2009 video]]. His subsequent [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009|disappearance]] was attributed by Solid to the extreme bad luck which resulted from the curse.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6#15 August 2009]]</ref>

However, on 16 [[August 2009]] Chris elected to lift the curses he had previously unleashed, and performed the "Forgiveness Blessings" in a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|video]] to demonstrate his grace. During this retraction Chris claimed to have used the Curse Shot on over fifty men during his [[Love Quest]]. Later on during the same day, Chris would also [[Light His Mind's Darkest Hour|specifically retract]] the curse placed upon Liquid.

Due to the production of [[Audiobook]] DVDs, Chris has cursed [[Vivian Gee]] and anyone involved with the project.

On 1 [[February 2010]], Chris [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|cursed Mao Ling]], operator of the [[Asperpedia]], in response to a series of offensive advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]. He was later coerced into delivering an [[Chris and remorse|insincere forgiveness blessing]].

On 2 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Surfshack Tito (video)|performed a Curse Shot]] on [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] in response to his [[PSN]] account being hacked [[BlueSpike|yet]] [[Jack Thaddeus#PSN Hax|again]]. [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|This comes after Chris said that cursing people was evil, and that he would atone for it.]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|Hypocrite.]]

On 5 [[October 2017]], in [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE!!!]], Chris performed an action resembling the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha while cursing the entirety of the [[Kiwi Farms]] troll forum.

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance]]
*[[Excel Saga]]
*[[Dragonball Z]]
*[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
*[[Jerkop]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Love Quest]]

{{Fantasies}}
{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Special Attacks]]

Chris in the media

2020-07-01T14:21:01Z

Darkbind: The writers denied it was a reference.

[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
{{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#References to Chris}}

[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find him and his [[Sonichu_(character)|creation]] in the '''media''' spotlight. Whether it be [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines or, of course, [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.

Chris's legendary status as the first mainstream lolcow also catches the attention of many Internet commentator and entertainers, who would often include him and his creations from as a tongue-in-cheek cameo to a major multi-part documentary.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shoujo Beat]]===
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===''Daily Progress''===

====2007====
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in their local newspaper, the ''Charlottesville Daily Progress''.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/rummage-sale-goes-all-year/article_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html</ref>

{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}

====2017====

[[File:Dailyprogress print cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in his [[unicorn cosplay]].]]

A decade later, on 16 [[September 2017]], Chris was photographed by ''Daily Progress'' staff at a [[Cville Pride]] event.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/gallery/cville-pride-festival/collection_58055de6-9b2a-11e7-b098-83d0250a47fb.html#tncms-source=endcard-gallery</ref>

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===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts [[Wikipedia:Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean]]. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]].

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|If you didn't know who Chris was, would you think anything of this?]]

On 25 September 2011, ''[[Wikipedia:Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids]]'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130508181808/http://joshreads.com/?p=10951]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''[[Wikipedia:Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Sirius XM Radio|Sirius XM Radio]], which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''[[Wikipedia:Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]

MTV's show ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 1:22 for his appearance.

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|name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg|ChrisChanOnMTVsFailosophy}}
}}

Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "[[Wikipedia:Undressed|Undressed]]"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]''.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===''OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes'' ===
[[File:OkKOstoryboard.jpg|thumb|The original storyboard initially made the reference more blatant]]
In the pilot episode "Lakewood Plaza Turbo", Carol tells his son K.O. to defend the plaza "to the extreme", a direct reference to the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. This was confirmed by the show's creator, Ian Jones-Quartey, who later stated that the reference was "even more blatant in the original storyboard".<ref>https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/981619296408190976</ref>

===WCAV-TV===
{{main|Destruction of Chris's House}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[destruction of Chris's house]].

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| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

===''New York'' Magazine===
On 19 [[July 2016]], [[Wikipedia:New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine]] featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.

The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.

===''Sonic Boom''===
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he has many similarities to Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.

Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===UVA Remembers Pulse===

{{main|UVA Remembers Pulse}}

On 12 [[June 2017]] Chris was interviewed at this event, quoted on text and video, by the same station which had interviewed him decades earlier for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].

===Newsradio WINA===
[[File:Pride-Festival-2017-at-Pavilion-091617-CC.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Chris was photographed at [[Cville Pride]].<ref>http://wina.com/news/064460-pride-festival-happens-in-new-venue/</ref>

===dodie===
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|name= dodie - Monster
|video= {{#ev:youtube|BPBBZyAlu7c}}
}}

Sonichu makes a cameo in dodie's music video for "Monster", around the 47-second mark. He appears on a poster as one of the many monsters looking for love. The text on the poster (though partially covered by others) appears to say that he is "Looking for a [[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free monster]]", indicating some familiarity with Chris's antics.

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|name= MONSTER by dodie | BEHIND THE SCENES
|video= {{#ev:youtube|3dpkfUzhQJ4}}
}}

In the behind the scene video, hosted by the music video's director, we are given a clearer picture of the poster at the 11:50 mark. The cameo, who was named "Mayor CWC", was claimed by the director to be included out of peer pressure.
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===chris†††===
Vaporwave artist chris††† used two scenes from [[Sonichu 8]] of Sonichu and Rosechu over a cross and over the American flag as the cover arts to his albums ''sacrificial lamb'' and ''deep dark trench'' respectively.

===Cambridge University Press===
In their textbook "Colloquial English: Structure and Variation" listed a threatening comment Chris made to [[Surfshack Tito|Tito]] as an example of slang.<ref>[https://books.google.com/books?id=NAdZDwAAQBAJ&pg=PA52&lpg=PA52&dq=tito+got+no+luck+against&source=bl&ots=PLjY0F2sXF&sig=ACfU3U3HsPBqj-R0o8dLoovEsizi_A6T8Q&hl=en&ppis=_c&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigt6OTmvrlAhXimeAKHTK0CWYQ6AEwAnoECAkQAQ#v=snippet&q=sonichu&f=false]</ref>

===New York Magazine===
Chris is briefly mentioned in a July 2016 article on Kiwifarms.
<ref>[http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html]</ref>

==Major Internet media==
{{see also|Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)}}

===Fark.com===
The Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] linked to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of ''20 Worst Internet Losers'', posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [https://web.archive.org/web/20170619153926/http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Something Awful===
Something Awful is a comedy website where Chris was first revealed to the world on October 26, 2007.

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|name= Sonic the hog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]]'s “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], Sonichu was briefly mentioned during a "Free Stuff Friday" video on Sega of America's YouTube channel.

{{quotebox|'''Male Employee''': [''while pulling out a Super [[Sonic]] plush''] Um, this one's on its own? 
'''Female Employee''': Sonichu? 
'''Male Employee''': ''No.'' 
'''Female Employee''': [''laughs'']}}

While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it does show at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian]], best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F.<ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities", he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on [[Wikipedia:Cracked.com|Cracked]]'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>
[[File:CWCCrackedagain.jpg|thumb|200px|#2 on Fans Who Completely and Utterly Lost Their Minds.]]
Chris would later show up again on 6 [[August 2018]] as #2 of "24 Times Fans Completely And Utterly Lost Their Minds" for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], which led to the event that happened on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1019-24-times-fans-completely-utterly-lost-their-minds/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns, and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
{{main|Reddit}}
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/chrischansonichu", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. However, it's marked as NSFW, making it difficult to find.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom: rage]</ref>

On 1 [[September 2016]], a post which promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, defunct website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150102005936/http://www.designntrend.com:80/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link was apparently [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?

{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports, and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===The Jimquisition===
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref>

===Adam Baldwin's twitter===
On 5 December 2015, actor [[wikipedia:Adam Baldwin|Adam Baldwin]] tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supporitve of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref>
===Gawker===
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website [[Wikipedia:Gawker|Gawker]] wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref>

===Return of Kings===
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of controversial neomasculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the-most-omega-place-on-the-internet]</ref>

===Zip Zap===
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|name= MANGLENN | DeviantArt Rants #1
|video= {{#ev:youtube|iH3icqBO8Vw}}
}}
German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].

===Milo Yiannopoulos===
On 20 January 2017, former editor of Breitbart News Milo Yiannopoulos spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H. W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H. W. Bush flew a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_TBF_Avenger Grumman TBF Avenger] torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:

{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.|Milo Yiannopoulos, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}

A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy, seemingly derived '''solely''' on the photo itself. Jump to 1:13:02 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MILO At University Of Washington: Cyberbullying Isn't Real
|video= {{#ev:youtube|ePF78xrzSQY}}
}}

===Kotaku===
In the Kotaku article [http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453 ''What People Miss When They Use 'Autistic' As An Insult''], writer Cecilia D'Anastasio points to Chris and ''Sonichu'', along with the actions of [[trolls]] on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as part of the reason "[[autism]] came to be associated with impassioned gamers." The article seemed sympathetic to Chris, though Cecilia acknowledged in a comment that many of his views are offensive and that she does not endorse them, but also claimed that "[Chris's] personal beliefs are not entirely relevant to my article’s main themes".

===3GI===
{{main|Shrek Retold}}
On 15 November 2018, a Youtuber by the name of 3GI released a trailer for ''Shrek Retold'', a feature-length collaboration of the first Shrek movie. It featured over 200 contributors, each with their own styles. One of them is none other than Chris himself. The collab was released on 29 November 2018. Chris's work is in the 0:55 mark.

{{infobox/video
|name= Shrek Retold - Official Trailer
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB5ib4ouxes&t}}
}}

A year later on 8 November 2019, 3GI released a trailer for their next feature-length collaboration, this time for ''Sonic Rebuilt'', based on the 1996 OVA series of Sonic the Hedgehog. Like the previous project, Chris is one of the participants.

{{infobox/video
|name= Sonic the Hedgehog - Reanimated (GET INVOLVED!)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2u-UvgDdFs}}
}}

===IGN===
In a video by IGN, James Marsden, the actor playing Tom Wachowski in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic movie]] is quizzed on his knowledge on Sonic trivia. One of the question asked is if Sonichu is a unlockable character in [[Sonic Forces]]. Marsden guessed incorrectly.

{{infobox/video
|name= James Marsden Takes the Ultimate Sonic the Hedgehog Quiz
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S6ihWAAGQc}}
}}

===Adam Ellis===
[[File:AdamEllisSonichu.jpg|thumb|200px|]]
Webcomic artist Adam Ellis released a comic depicting a baby Sonichu from the result of a sex session between [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]].

==Death threats against Trump==
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].

Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. [[wikipedia:David Duke|David Duke]], former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November'''.

Daniel "Keemstar" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account Drama Alert, [https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424 tweeted] at Chris and alerted the Secret Service.

Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?". OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say". Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.

Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.

==Video Games==
===McPixel===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

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|name= MC Pixel Ending
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}}

===Goat Simulator===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats and a simulated chat simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===''OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo''===
An iOS/Android beat-'em-up based on a Cartoon Network pilot, ''OK K.O.!'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza – to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]).<ref>http://imgur.com/wvpZ8uW</ref> This same phrase is also present in the pilot episode of the cartoon series, appearing at around five and a half minutes in.

Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.

===''HEARTBEAT''===
In the 2018 RPG ''HEARTBEAT'', a minor NPC character named "Crispy Boy", whose appearance and mannerisms are obviously based on Chris, can be interacted with in one of the game's locations.
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|name= Chris Chan Reference in HEARTBEAT
|video= {{#ev:youtube|zNcEIor8JWw}}
}}

===Pokemon Clover===
[[File:ShinyMudslacks.png|thumb|300px|Shiny Mudslack's sprite, inspired by Sonichu]]
''Pokemon Clover'' is fanmade Pokemon game that pays homage to the various Internet cultures, most notably [[4Chan]]. There exists several references to Chris. The Fakemon Mudslacks draws inspirations from Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and Sonichu, with its shiny form even taking its color. Two trainers NPC also take inspirations from Chris with one of them being Chris himself, who can be fought in a cave near Lake [[Virgin]].
{{Infobox/video
|name= Pokemon Clover - Vs Chris Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|J3TB6k-B6uI}}
}}

==See Also==

*[[Chris in the news]]
*[[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)]]
==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

Megan Schroeder

2020-07-01T02:07:31Z

Darkbind: /* Art by Megan */

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{{quote|Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Story of My Current Days]]''}}
{{Quote|ED didn't drag my name through the mud but you did.
I don't know, I can't keep disgracing myself and forgiving and forgiving. I have some pride you know. I've forgiven you so many times before it's just getting irritating now. Even I have my limits.|Megan gives her own view<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

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|data5 = [[United States|American]]
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'''Megan Schroeder''' (born 23 July [[1986]]) is a former [[gal pal]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, with whom he had perhaps the closest [[Chris_and_socialization|relationship]] with anybody he's ever had in his life.

Chris first met Megan in the summer of [[2004]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Following Chris's progressively creepier unwanted advances, she cut off contact with him in early [[2008]]. Since then, Chris has developed an intense and unwarranted [[Chris and anger|grudge]] against her, thanks to misconceptions fed to him by [[Borb]], and his [[autism|autistic delusions]] about her scheming with [[Michael Snyder]] to have him banned from The GAMe PLACe. Chris's attempted contacts with Megan have dragged on as late as [[2018]].

==Timeline==
[[Image:Megan_Timeline_Prototype.png|1000px|center]]

==Prologue==
{{main|Megan emails, 2005-2006}}
{{See also|Megan emails, Jan-July 2007}}
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]

{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[Trading Card Game]] (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and [[John's Custom Gundam|John Schroeder]]. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Christian<ref>[[Yep, I'm on TV :)]]</ref>}}

Megan is a typical ''truly'' [[boyfriend-free girl]], even claiming to be [[Chris_and_sexuality#Asexuality|asexual]]. She had a few eccentricities, which Chris was more than happy to copy and oblige, namely her fondness for ''[[My Little Pony]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and using Chris like a debit card because she was too lazy to go on [[eBay]] herself.

Megan and Chris first met at The GAMe PLACe in summer 2004, over a game of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they were both idling their twenties away playing [[card games]] marketed to preteens. It only took [[Third date|a few games]] and a handful of e-mails before Chris saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. Megan, however, did not reciprocate this sentiment. It probably didn't help that Megan was getting Chris to buy things for her like a stereotypical wife nagging her husband:

{{quote|Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!|Megan, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Megan_wants_a_Tin_Tin_episode|Megan E-mails]]}}

Through the end of 2005 and into [[2006]], Chris would obsess over Megan, writing her [[Sonichu 5|into his comic]], trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, kiss her, and other attempted romantic gestures. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who was uncomfortable with these advances and only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality to Chris, in an effort to prevent his advances. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris would continue to hound her. Even when Megan eventually resorted to claiming she had a boyfriend, Chris was not deterred.

Unfortunately for her, this was only the beginning...

==Megan Saga==

===Sailor Megtune===
{{Main|Sailor Megtune}}

Megan, like Chris, enjoyed drawing cartoons, and this seems to have caught Chris's eye early in the game:

{{quote|Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]].|Christian, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Chris_wants_to_date_Megan_at_McDonald.27s|Megan E-mails]]}}

In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the series of diary entries that ''Sonichu'' had become, Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') soon made her first appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers]]" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (including Megagi) and thwart the evil [[Jerkop]]s trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. Her influence on the "art" of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more [[anime]] style with ''Sonichu'' #5, most notably in his character's eyes, which became large and shiny.

[[Image:SchuComic6Page50a.jpg|thumb|Getting dangerously close to crossing the line...]]

Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their e-mail conversations; Chris [[Ego|critiqued]] some of her story ideas, and ran the plotline for [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, ''Sonichu'' #5 managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon its release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character getting romantic with Chris, as well as being portrayed in a sexualized manner. Chris completely failed to comprehend why she was angry, but did [[retcon]] a couple of pages to tone them down. This did not placate Megan, however.

===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007}}

{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE [[Adam Stackhouse|Adam]] and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet [[Gal pal|Gal-Friend]] to [[Wikipedia:Seattle|Seattle]]; [[Chris and rape|it would have been terriffic]]. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a [[stress|FRUSTRATED]], High-Functionally [[autism|AUTISTIC]], 25-YEAR OLD [[Virgin with rage|VIRGIN]].|[[PSN Blogs]]}}

In June [[2007]], Megan went to [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]]. Undeterred, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he ''still'' believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown and the prizes for victory, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win a [[PSP]] and use the trip offered in the contest to win her [[china|heart]]. In the end, as expected, Chris lost (even after extensive cheating), [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, and Megan didn't care. Even when Chris began whining to her and others about how Adam and everyone else except Chris had somehow cheated, Megan didn't care either way. This childish behavior eventually resulted in Megan losing her temper with Chris, reprimanding him for his selfishness and inappropriate behavior. Despite being hurt by her outburst, Chris continued to harass Megan in much the same way as before.

===Rule 34 and The End of Megan===
{{Main|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}
{{See also|Megan emails, 2008}}

{{quote|And, by the way, that is not ''Crystal'' whose eyes are censored; that is ''Megan''!|Chris destroying his friendship with Megan in one sentence by stating [[Chris and art|the not-so-obvious]]<ref name="secondmessage">[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>}}

In November 2007, Chris would discover his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man crusade [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]]. In the process, he uploaded a number of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|pornographic and lewd]] artworks, one of which was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a picture of him fingering Megan]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that she was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], which prompted an outraged Chris to try to deny accusations of incestuous desires by revealing that the image was actually meant to represent Megan.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on 18 March 2008.]]</ref><ref name="secondmessage"/>

By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture depicting her and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempted to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn. His edits were quickly reverted, or even worse, compounded, as he tried to upload other versions of the picture with the face cropped out or obscured. On 21 [[April 2008]] Megan wrote an email to Chris saying she was not comfortable being around him anymore,<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore]]</ref> thus putting an end to their friendship.

Throughout the fiasco, Chris brashly attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan, initially even assuming that she didn't understand what was going on in the picture. He would later admit he did it in part to suppress the occasional impulse to '''[[rape]] her''', and that trying to assert that what she was going through just ''being'' in the picture and learning what he could have done was ''nothing'' compared to the misery of the [[troll]]ing he was enduring.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED]]</ref>

Evidence suggests that Megan was distancing herself from Chris even before she discovered the awful drawing. Comments by former GAMe PLACe patrons Daniel Mimms and [[Lucas]] indicate that Megan was already avoiding Chris before she found out ShecameforCWC.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]: "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after''' the drawings of her got leaked [emphasis added]." This comment suggests that Megan was avoiding Chris before ShecameforCWC came to her attention. In their [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Chris and Megan|discussion of Megan]], Mimms and Lucas seem to attribute Chris's groping as the main factor behind the deterioration of his relationship with her, while giving little weight to ShecameforCWC.</ref> Chris himself has partially confirmed this account on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Megan+Schroeder Megan]: "When I started getting too close, [Megan] started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible homosexual."</ref> It might very well be that ShecameforCWC was the last step in euthanizing a dying relationship, rather than killing a vibrant and living one.

==Aftermath==
{{quote|Too bad I was never just that too all into him.|Cartoon Megan, "I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

{{quote|Megan... WHY?!|Christian,
"I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC"}}

Despite Megan telling him she was no longer comfortable being in his presence, Chris was not willing to give up on her. On 11 [[2008#June|June 2008]], Chris sent an email to a person named Tyler Wane, asking Tyler to deliver Megan the birthday gift Chris bought for her (a German-English dictionary). Chris said he could not deliver her the gift himself due to being "forced into hiatus from the Pokemon League by that S.O.B. [[Michael Snyder|Mike]]". Tyler in response suggested to Chris to arrange meeting with Megan outside [[The GAMe PLACe]].<ref><[[Chris emails 2008#June]]</ref>

Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] video, and then in the subsequent update, [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]. Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.

On 26 [[March 2009]], he released a [[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |Captain's Log]] where he told everyone to [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"leave her alone"]] because she was going through [[stress]] from the [[trolls]], and threatened to stop drawing the comic if they didn't. At the beginning of the video Chris claims that he was recently contacted by Megan, though it was most likely a troll posing as her seeing as she had cut off all ties with him.

On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated a song to Megan in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos, where the first sign that he'd convinced himself that she'd told him "I Love You" comes up (and he remains relatively consistent when speaking of her in acting as though this actually happened).

{{quote|Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication, to the old [[gal-pal]] of mine that I almost had a ra- I had meant to be- I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, Megan Schroeder, her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, Yngwie Malmsteen.|Christian, "[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]"}}

In 2010, he created a [[:File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|model of Megan]] for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' (named "Gal Pal"), showing that he still couldn't let go.

=== Chris's version of events ===
On 16 [[May 2010]], the [[CWCipedia]]'s new fan manager Daria Camacho created a page for Megan, using the link on Chris's page of [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and sweethearts]]. When Chris discovered it, he erased all of Daria's text and wrote his own version. The abridged version of events he presents is much shorter than his gigantic [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|rant on The Wallflower]], probably because the events of the Megan Saga are beginning to fade from his memory.

{{quotebox|If you REALLY MUST KNOW...

Megan and I first met at a Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament at The G&H Place, back when it was still in the Downtown Mall. It was around the time the Y.G.O. Movie debuted in theaters. She and I, we talked, hung out and became really good friends.

"I DID have lovey-dovey feelings for her, and I still care about her as a friend. I did her a number of favors by getting her this and that off of eBay, then she would reimburse me the cost of each item.

When I started getting too close, she started to feel uncomfortable, My Bad. Then she distanced herself from me, saw other dudes, including a possible [[homos]]exual.

I drew that drawing of her and me that is unfortunately popular among everyone who tends to haze me for TWO REASONS. Firstly, because of My Own Wishful Thinking. And second a tool in a lame attempt to overcrowd the E.D. page against me with Bu**C*** with my own "information" to shut it down.

Ever since, she totally spaced herself from me, like as if she had put a restraining order against, which she did not. And as I was being forced off the Place premesis the last day I was there, she stood by and watched in shock. She could have spoken up for me, but she did not.

I have lost communication with Megan since then.}}

In the months and years after his "breakup" with Megan, Chris came to try and act as if he'd gotten over her. His [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia page]] on [[The Wallflower]], for instance, claimed "I had LOOOOOONG moved on from Megan."

However, a lingering attachment betrayed itself on occasion. The archive of his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|female acquaintances]] on the CWCipedia noted, "I still miss her sometimes." In an [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Chris_lies_about_The_Game_Place|e-mail to Jackie]] from April 2010, when he recounted having his picture taken at The GAMe PLACe, Chris said, "I was in a state of shock from seeing Megan and (her short-lived romance) Christopher MAKING OUT. '''That Should Have Been Me.'''"

==The Blame Game==

=== Origins ===
[[File:Megan Schroeder - 2013 September.jpeg|thumb|Megan, years later, still recovering from her ordeal. Out of frame: [[JERKS|JERK]].]]
The [[Matthew Noble call]] of August 2010 revealed that [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] disliked and distrusted Megan, believing that she conspired with Michael Snyder and "some [[homos]]exual[s]" to get Chris banned from The GAMe PLACe. Barbara also mentions how Megan "lied" about something, suggesting that she believes Megan to be a troll.

It is possible that this belief originated with Chris, as in his correspondence with [[Katie Bay]], he lists Megan as a "possible troll".<ref>[[Katie_Bay_E-mails_2#26 July]]</ref> His reasoning was typical Chris - she had a vagina and didn't want to give him access to it. He also appears to have [[Autism|confused her with another white female brunette]] that placed a sign on his lawn on [[Halloween]] [[2008]].

=== Chris Doxes Megan ===

A series of leaked Facebook postings beginning in [[February 2012]] revealed Chris' ever-growing, pathological, and extreme hatred for Megan. His animosity for Megan supposedly grew much more vitriolic after buying into his parents' [[Chris and reality|completely baseless]] belief that Megan was responsible for the "Hate and Smear Campaign" against Chris:

{{quote|EVERYONE, I have most urgent news. It is Final in My Mind, and from my mother as an eye and ear witness of her consorting with [[Michael Snyder]] LONG Before Novembef, [[2007]]; Megan Schroeder IS the SEED of the Whole Hate and Smear Campaign Against Me on the [[Internet]]. If any of you all Know where she is, or have clues of her, or her brother...current wherabouts, Please Inform Me on THIS WALL, Posthaste. She is Needed Brought to me, my mother and [[Rob Bell|our attorney]], for Great Questioning, and a Huge Piece of my mind. Thank You, Christian W. Chandler|Chris, Facebook, [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|February 18, 2012]]}}

In the following days, Chris posted her contact information in hopes that his friends would troll her. Thankfully, this effort was not successful.

[[File:Fbp10.png|thumb|Chris' retarded attempt at trolling back Megan. He exhibits a belief that if you simply dox people online, they get trolled back, not realizing the large number of reasons why this only happened to him.]]

On 4 April [[2013]], Chris denounced The GAMe PLACe and called for Megan to be "jailed and beaten up", describing her as a "vile, wicked, traitorous bitch,"<ref>[http://i.imgur.com/mBFcon9.png Leaked Facebook post]</ref> a rare display of hatred upon a woman not seen from Chris since [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Judging by a 20 July 2013 Facebook post, Chris seems to be holding Schroeder, along with [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]], to be the main culprit behind the various misfortunes he had over the years.<ref>[[Facebook#Spring Brakers]]</ref>

=== Megagi La Scapegoat ===

Chris's vitriol for Megan continues almost six years after his ban from [[The GAMe PLACe]], and he has even resorted to using Megan as a scapegoat for everything bad that happens to him even if he is blatantly responsible. In the aftermath of a permaban from [[Wal-Mart]] on the weekend of 7 September 2013 for having vandalized an [[Xbox]] One display, Chris flew into an incoherent rage and began blaming Megan for both his Wal-mart and GAMe PLACe bans:

{{quote|If it had not been for Mr. "[[Manajerk]]", Megan Schroeder, and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys, My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to [[Financhu Crisis|the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!]] The Manajerk has drained us financially, thinking we are freaking rich. And Megan has robbed me emotionally, started all of the Hate Against Me on the freaking Internet, Never financially paid me back for ALL of the material favors I bought for her off of eBay, and I WANT MY UNCUT "SAILOR MOON' DVDS FROM SEASONS "R" TO "SAILOR STAR" THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH CONNED FROM ME RETURNED TO ME!!!|Chris, Facebook, September 7, 2013}}

[[File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|thumb|left|Megan's fate as a Lego voodoo doll. Notice her goth style clothing.]]
On 24 September 2013, Chris claimed in a Facebook post to have received an email from Daniel Mimms about Megan's current whereabouts. He now classes her with the Witch ([[Mary Lee Walsh]]) and the Bastard ([[Michael Snyder]]), and makes three [[Lego]] minifigs of them and shakes them together as a sort of punishment.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise]]</ref><ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Yep, the Bitch has not changed a thing...]]</ref> Of course, the notion that Chris can perform [[Wikipedia:Sympathetic magic|sympathetic magic]] to harm his enemies is [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|befitting]] with his [[Chris and reality|other delusions]]. Chris would continue to use this Lego minifigure of Megan as a totem to relieve his anger for her, and it appeared a month later "in detention" at [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High]].

On 3 October 2013, Chris posted another [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|rambling tirade directed at Megan]] to Facebook. This time, Chris claimed that [[Megagi La Skunk]], Megan's cartoon character that she probably doesn't even remember making, told him that she is "deeply distrustful" and agrees with Chris that Megan should have never been born. Additionally, as if she would even care, Megan's [[Sailor Megtune]] "powers" were "revoked" by Chris. On top of reiterating the previous "wrongdoings" by Megan, Chris has proven nothing at all, except perhaps that he suffers from [[Chris and reality|some form of]] [[Chris and anger|mental illness.]]

{{quote|
You ungrateful bitch. Quit hiding behind the Anons, Trolls, PLace People and every Damned Person who you have deceived into siding with you.

By the way, I have checked with Megagi La Skunk; she feels deep distrust in you. We mutually agree that you should have never been born, even if it meant she would never exist. Also, your Sailor Megtune powers; I created them for you; I have taken them away from you! Usagi and the Sailor Scouts would have been most ashamed of you.

...And by the way, I pray you have been having Really Bad Luck, Feeling Paranoid of EVERYONE, and Shakingly Stressed, because I continue to leave your minifigure upside-down and shaken with the Witch and the Bastard! And I have been feeling the very same grave emotions myself for the Six Long Years, you damn, dirty bitch!|Chris, Facebook, October 3, 2013}}

Chris ended his first rant with a comment reading "NOBODY ELSE COMMENT THIS POST!!!", possibly because he's tired of having his atrocious behavior called out by even the most ass-patting of his friends. The following day, Chris focused all his blame like a laser beam on Megan, insisting that she is responsible for the [[CWCki]], virtually all of his [[List of places that have banned Chris|bans]], the "theft" of his [[Sailor Moon]] DVDs ''yet again'', and astonishingly, even the fact that he lacks a sweetheart. That's right: not only is Megan the one who's responsible for everything Chris inflicted on himself, but also Chris will ''only'' forgive Megan after he gets [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|unpaid]] [[china]] he feels entitled to.

{{quote|I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 10:09am}}

=== Megan, Queen of the Trolls ===

Roughly two hours later, Chris posted another Facebook message. While seemingly intending to explain the methodology of Megan's master [[troll]] scheme, to everyone else it actually reads more like valid condemnations of Chris' obnoxious behavior by his peers and authority figures. Finally, Chris re-iterated his desire not to hear any criticism from his friends, instructing others not to comment on his post and challenging Megan to a face-to-face meeting. Whether Megan cares enough to challenge, in-person, a delusional 31-year old who lives with his [[Barb|mother]] remains yet to be seen.

{{quote|Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs onto me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my head after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed for murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; his Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!""

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.|Chris, Facebook, October 4, 2013, 12:44pm}}

Chris later deleted the two posts prior to this one; a few hours later, he deleted this one as well.

==Years later==
{{Protip|Do NOT attempt to contact Megan.}}
{{quote|I just say let her, wherever she is, live her life, and I'll just stay here, liv- living mine. It's all done and over with.|Chris, finally moving on}}

On 26 January 2016, in the [[CatKnight Interview 2|second CatKnight interview]], Sir Arthur Spatchcock brought up the topic of Megan and the [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Urgent news|grudge]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Pissed off|Chris]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Damn You|had]] [[February 2012 Facebook Posts#Address|against]] [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#GAMe PLACe revelations|her]]. Chris claims that he has finally gotten over that grudge, wishing for her to be left alone to live her own life.

In February 2017, Chris looked up and browsed through Megan's Facebook account,<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Found Megan's Facebook]]</ref> sharing one of her drawings to his own account. When asked by [[Kim Wilson]] if they were friends again, Chris responded:

{{quotebox|Not quite; I just gone through my past and recent sent friend requests, found Megan Schroeder, and I liked her cover photo; it's cute. She has a few cute dogs too. At least, she's doing okay; as far as I can tell.}}

The act of searching for his ex-[[gal pal]] came just four days after Chris posted about his feelings of nostalgia for his "friends" from [[Manchester High]].

Megan was asked about Chris on her Etsy page on July 1 2017. This was her response: https://1drv.ms/u/s!Aj5gd-lUeHJyhUknNI2IkmGQC1eq

On 9 [[October 2017]], Chris once again looked up Megan's Facebook for her online store and left a comment on it:<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Complimenting_Megan_Schroeder</ref>

{{quotebox|I just wanted to tell you I like your craft and are. You have become a lot more talented over the years. Many blessing to you and your family. 🌸}}

The post was later removed.

On 19 [[May 2018]], a full decade after Megan cut off all communications with him, Chris issued a public apology to Megan and her brother and expressed his desire to reopen old wounds by speaking with them:<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997900592084238336</ref>

{{quotebox|I want to once again humbly apologize to Megan and John Schroeder. I know I did y'all wrong back in the day but time heals all wounds. It would be nice to hear from you with just a simple "hi" or "best of luck". After all of These Years I still need closure.}}

When asked why he would issue this apology publicly when she clearly does not want to be associated with him, Chris responded that he had no choice because she blocked him on Facebook.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/997901813868257281</ref>

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Megan include:

*Megan having the memories of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Red Heart]], which she earned while in politics.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1015420612494397441</ref>

On 17 [[October 2018]], Chris declared on [[Twitter]] that if he and Barb received [[Financhu Crisis|enough donations]], he would personally drive over to Megan's house and take Barb and his "[[Polyamorous marriage|poly-loves]]" with him. About nineteen minutes later, he backtracked on his claim after learning Megan possesses [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1052621336751702019 guns].

==Interviews==

During January 2019, a YouTuber by the moniker BazzBe interviewed Megan over FaceBook. BazzBe then put together a video narrating the chat.

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===Transcript===

{{quoteboxyellow|[''autistic sigh''] Oh man. Alright, so, like I said earlier in the video [this is part five of a series, he is apparently referring to an earlier part], I did get the chance to speak to Megan today. Um, hold on [fiddles with screen, which due to being 480px is almost completely unreadable on YouTube] ... uh huh, I was [hiding?] the messages.

So basically, I messaged her, uh, it was accidentally, but I messaged her on her business page because apparently she's in business now and, like, cool. So she asked me to talk to her on her normal page, so I did, I found her, and I asked her: so, I'm sure that you know what I want to talk about, things from past events.

She said: '''Oh yeah, you know, Chris.'''

And I told her, like, I'm very drawn to the story, I've been covering it on YouTube, and I figured it would be cool if I could contact to you so I could see how things, like, how you feel about it nowadays.

She goes: '''Well honestly, I don't follow his antics at all, I've seen a few recent things from someone that alerts me that he's doing things regarding me or whatever.'''

And I asked her, well, were you ever really friends, or did you just feel pity for him?

She said, '''No, I'd say despite his advances, it was a good friendship. He was a lot of fun to converse with. People think that I was using him for things. (Which I've heard a lot of people say she was just using him to buy things, but it's been like fifteen years, what would she gain from lying to us?) People think that I've been using him for things, but I'd always presented him gifts for his birthday or Christmas, [inaudible] and either give cash or trade for mangas or DVDs or whatever.'''

I said, did you ever think you would reunite [evidently wasn't asked?], how do you feel about ... sorry I'm tired ... how do you feel about being a part of all this and having a fanbase?

And she said, '''I didn't know I had fans too.'''

[''Vaguely thirsty grin''] You do! Personally I think it's best to stay away and not be involved with him again. I said, yeah, you do have a fanbase, and you're definitely the saddest part of the story in my opinion. I do generally believe that, now I know a lot about some of the upcoming stuff that's coming to the fore but I will say Megan was the part where it started going downhill. She was the beginning of the snowball effect, and I think that's when the rock bottom starts to come if you know what I mean, 'cause that was like, the last real friend he had before he fucked it all up.

Ah, ok, where was I at?

'''Comparing him now, I'd say he was definitely more normal during my time with him. That's saying something.'''

How many others have contacted you over this?

'''Oh, I couldn't keep count. It's always been through facebook and as well as [?], it's always been half and half condolences and trolls, weens trying to get a reaction or a reply out of me.'''

I told her I was just fascinated by the whole thing and I'm happy to have contacted you and have you take the time to take part in this. And she didn't mind, I was very awesome, I mean, damn that's cool. I was always, oh, I'm sorry, I was wanting to interview her on Discord so I could record our voices talking about it, but honestly I didn't think she would know how to use Discord, [''strange noise''], I'm not saying anything bad, she's a little bit older than me, also, it was like 9:30 in the morning so ... I told her I was sorry to bother her and I understand this might be effecting your life in a negative way because I understand about the artwork and stuff. And she said well, not necessarily, I made a couple of really close friends because of it, I think there's a misconception out there that the whole thing traumatized me which isn't the case at all.

That's good. That's actually something I was curious about. And I asked her [''laughs''], does she still enjoy Sailor Moon and My Little Pony?

She said, '''I have a Sailor Moon collection but I don't actively collect it anymore. It's been both a hobby and an investment. A few dolls sell now on eBay for $500 each. That's for Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, and MLP''' -- My Little Pony [''autistic smirk''] -- '''I sold those off a few years ago. I still play 3DS games and have a few Pikachu plush but I'm not into the whole anime fandom thing.'''

OK, fair enough. I asked her do you still remain in Virginia or did you escape?

She said she's still in Virginia and she's done some traveling around and overseas. So, then she told me that she was going to take her dogs or go feed her animals, and I said that was fine, but then I just went ahead and said hey, let's just postpone the rest of this and we'll just finish up tomorrow or, like, another day. Um ... yeah [''smirks again''] There's so much more I want to find out and I want to see, like, what all she's willing to discuss, but if you're interested in, like, I wouldn't say contacting, because I don't want anyone to really harass this woman, let her live her life.

If you are interested in buying one of her, uh, forest things ... I didn't actually really take the time to look at these, they're kind of cool ... [''weird smile, long pause''] ... but yeah, if you're interested in like, buying one of these, um, I'd say contact her, they look pretty interesting and you know some people have, like, a thing for cute animals, and I think I might just buy one, just to promote, so, thank you Megan, I really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me about this stuff today. Hopefully we can continue this and go a little bit deeper into it, but, alright. Thank you guys for washing, I really appreciate it, drop me a like, subscribe, help me out, and I will see you guys for part six. I can't wait. Goodnight.}}

A lost interview was also conducted at some point during 2019, for the cancelled [[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] documentary, however, the director got cold feet and refused to release any of the documentary footage.

==Gallery==

===Art by Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg|[[Sailor Moon]]
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg|Sailor Moon
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]] ~ The pose in this and the following few drawings are traced from [http://info.sonicretro.org/File:Advance2_sonic.png this artwork] of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg
Image:321-IceCune.jpg
Image:322-houdourstuff.jpg
Image:Megan ace of clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs" ~ Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|[[wikipedia:Yoshimitsu|Yoshimitsu]] drawing, made in [[1990s|1996]].<ref name="tekken forces">[https://web.archive.org/web/20091012030656/http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php Tekken Forces Fanart Gallery]</ref>
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg|''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|Powerpuff Girls]]''-style Yoshimitsu<ref name="tekken forces"/>
</gallery></center>

===Art of Megan===
<center><gallery>
Image:Sonichu07-P03.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P04.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball Z|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. :)
Image:129-ChrisChanMegtune.jpg
Image:305-ACMegan.jpg
Image:306-ACMeganBck.jpg
Image:307-MegSch.jpg
Image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg
Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg|Another [[wikipedia:Schroeder (Peanuts)|Schroeder]].
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg|He just can't let go...
File:Sept13 Imgur 28.jpg|[[LEGO]] voodoo doll of Megan.
File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|He keeps it upside down to torture her.
File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|When he feels REALLY angry, he shakes it.
File:Meganfight 26.jpg|Chris victorious over the evil bitch.

</gallery></center>

===Miscellaneous===
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==References==
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Things Chris has ripped off

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{{Dated|Expand on [[My Little Pony]] and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]].}}
{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admits to plagiarism]].}}

[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
[[Image:191-sealSchu.jpg|thumb|The TRUE and HONEST Seal of Originality.]]

As every [[fan]] of [[Chris]] is probably aware of, our hero has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and '''steals an enormous amount of things''' from other places.

To his credit, plagiarizing isn't easy. After all, how do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an [[Obesity|obese]] [[Honor roll|retard]] with [[The Classic|a red-and-blue-striped shirt]] in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he feels that he doesn't need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few bouts of [[random-access humor]], and you got yourselves a new installment in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]. Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right?

Chris holds a [[Chris and reality|belief]] that all of fiction exists in an alternative "cartoon" universe, ''à la'' [[wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit?|''Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'']], with [[Asperchu|no exceptions]], so he probably believes that this justifies his plagiaristic tendencies. The world in which ''Sonichu'' takes place is fundamentally built on the creations of others, probably because Chris spends most of his time watching television and that is the way in which he engages with his limited imagination. With all the characters and concepts stolen from other works of fiction crammed into the ''Sonichu'' comics, the mythology of [[CWCville]] is an unwieldy, confusing pastiche of bullshit which frequently fuses together franchises that are unrelated or even contradictory. ''[[wikipedia:The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen|The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen]]'' this is not.

While some of Chris's creations, including [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself, are individual entities which are technically not stolen (though many of their substantial elements very-much are), he often outright steals established, well-known characters and elements from other works of fiction, and he simply hopes their rightful owners do not notice. He makes no attempt to veil their derivative nature and has shown that he has no preparatory plan for any incident where he's confronted with intellectual property claims. According to Chris, stealing [[copyright]]ed material is fine ([[Asperchu|unless it's his own]]), as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a "[[parody]]" of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he isn't going to have the law knocking on his door, but the question of whether or not ''Sonichu'' qualifies as parody is an [[Parody#Why Sonichu is not a parody|article in its own right]].

Below is a non-exhaustive list of stolen intellectual property:

==Main influences==
===Sonic the Hedgehog===
{{Main|Sonic the Hedgehog}}

*His pride and glory [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], which, as we all know, is a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog with [[Pikachu]]'s tail and ears. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks Station Square, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff of the end of ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]''.
*Sonichu's girlfriend [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] is just [[Amy Rose]] with a Raichu tail.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother [[Blake]] (Black Sonichu, Blachu) also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This dark version of Sonichu is a complete ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow the Hedgehog]].
*The "[[Chaotic Combo]]" is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with various deformities, and their name is a copy of the [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog video game characters#Chaotix|Chaotix]]: including [[Angelica]] being a white hedgehog that has wings, or [[Punchy Sonichu]] being an Oriental version of [[Wikipedia:Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles the Echidna]].
*Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose and [[Doctor Robotnik]] make an appearance in [[Sonichu_1|Sonichu Issue #1]], with Sonic and Amy juxtaposing themselves with their barely-distinguishable counterparts.
*The [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] is a rip-off of the Master Emerald.
*[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] is another recolor of Sonic.
*[[Metal Sonichu]] is a recolor of Metal Sonic with Pikachu ears and a tail.
*The [[Sonichu Balls]] are essentially just stand-ins for the Chaos Emeralds, and may also be plagiarized in part from ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]''.
*[[Ultra Sonichu]] is a rip-off of Super Sonic.
*The [[Sonees and Roseys]] greatly resemble Chao, but uglier.
*The inspiration for creating evil versions of characters with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|backwards]] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|names]] came from the comic characters Doctor Ovi Kintobor (Ivo Robotnik spelled backwards) the Anti-Robotnik (Archie) and pre-evil Robotnik (Fleetway).<ref>http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Ivo_Kintobor</ref>

===Pokémon===
{{Main|Pokémon}}

*Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various Pokémon, mostly Pikachu and Raichu, combined with other Pokémon.
*The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
*The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed like various Poké Balls, though they also function like other items.
*Sonees are also slightly edited Pichu, with a bit of Chao mixed in.
*Moves. As if ripping off their looks weren't enough, Chris also rips off their attacks such as "Thunderbolt" or "Sky Uppercut".
*Many of the cards on Chris's [[Wall of Originals]] are obviously based on character concepts or illustrations from the Pokémon games. (Christian's Maychu, to use one example, imitates the official illustration of the Pokémon Hitmonlee.)
*[[Sonichite]], a total rip-off of Pokemon's Mega Stone concept.

===Chris's fanbase===
*'''Days Of Our Hogs/Wish You Were Hare''' [[Sonichu 12]] discusses Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding - with a few elements largely ripping off [[:Category:Fan_Comic_1|a fan comic by Jon Crayon]] - mainly Rosechu walking in on Sonichu and a naked Bubbles
*'''Rosechu's Story''' [[Sonichu 15]] plagiarizes elements of [http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/ a fancomic about Rosechu].

===Other Sources===
*In [[2000|2000]], a bootleg game by a company known as "Yong Young" was released for the Game Boy Color, titled ''Pokémon Adventure''.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjwCWf7N440</ref> The game is combination of the ''Pokémon'' and ''Sonic'' series; Pikachu being the playable character, in ''Sonic''-esque levels with assorted enemy sprites ripped off from other games. For anyone familiar with both series, as mentioned above, it's obviously a tacky, shameless rip-off, but there's one thing that sets it apart: it made money. While our lovable Picasso originally came up with the idea for Sonichu in March of 2000, around the same time as said bootleg game's release, it's most likely it had no real influence on the creation of Sonichu to begin with, as it's really not that hard a concept to come up. On the other hand, the [[Sonichu 0|first issue]] of ''Sonichu'' still didn't come out until 2004, so make of that what you will. The only reason this game, as stated before, is even worth mentioning, is again, because it did the one thing Chris could never do with his beloved Mary-Sue bastard child, make a profit.

==[[Anime]]==
===''[[Wikipedia:Digimon|Digimon]]''===
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* [[Silvana]]'s origin is very blatantly similar to [[Wikipedia:Gatomon|Gatomon]]'s, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions, the only difference being that Silvana was given a [[pickle]].
* [[Ultra Sonichu]]'s Chaotic Remedy is a blatant copy of [[Wikipedia:Patamon#MagnaAngemon|MagnaAngemon's Magna Antidote]] attack.

===''[[Dragon Ball Z|Dragon Ball/Z/GT]]''===
*[[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based on the famed Kamehameha attack.
*The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Poké Balls, seem to function more like the titular Dragon Balls, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
*Ultra Sonichu heavily resembles Super Saiyans, both in behavior and appearance.
*[[Collosal Chan]] Chris's really terrible attempt at ripping off Super Saiyan 4 from ''Dragon Ball GT'', which is a combination of the Super Saiyan and Great Ape forms.
*[[Mypoe]] ripped off [[Punchy]]'s tail because it was a "weak spot"; the same "weak spot" exists for Saiyans (unless said tail has been removed) and several Saiyans have theirs removed for the same reason.

===''Excel Saga''===
{{Main|Excel Saga}}

*A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appears in the ''Sonichu'' comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokémon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
*...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
*It is also possible that Chris stole the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] from the parody "Nabehameha" from ''Excel Saga'' (which was essentially a Kamehameha attack, except shaped like an afro).

===[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|''Gurren Lagann'']]===
*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named [[Simonchu]] who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.
**It should be noted that Chris has probably never seen ''Gurren Lagann'', and as such misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.
**When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.

===[[Wikipedia:InuYasha|''InuYasha'']]===
*In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]], [[Saramah Rosechu]] pins [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" referring to InuYasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend [[Wikipedia:List of InuYasha characters#Kikyo|Kikyo]]. Also, with some imagination and enough [[alcohol]], one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like InuYasha's head.
*Chris also has a [[Marvey Blaziken|Blaziken]] in his Pokémon team named "Inuyasha", which was only revealed on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on the [[CWCipedia]]</ref> It's likely that this is the same Blaziken seen training with [[Sandy]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], though he is not identified by name in that comic. The name makes absolutely no sense, as the literal translation of Inuyasha means "dog demon".

===[[Wikipedia:Kekko Kamen|''Kekko Kamen'']]===
*The face-rape of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is based on the '''Pubic Hair Jump''', a move by which the title character of ''Kekko Kamen'' kills her enemies.

===[[Wikipedia:Macross Frontier|''Macross Frontier'']]===
*Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied from a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

===[[Wikipedia:Pretty Cure|''Pretty Cure'']]===
{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]}}

*''Pretty Cure'' spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chrs-Chan [sic] Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined Hedgehog powers) is stolen from this series, and even though its original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. ''Oh wait...''
* Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] and [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]].

===''Sailor Moon''===
{{Main|Sailor Moon}}

*[[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], combines elements of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based on [[Wikipedia:Sailor Neptune|Sailor Neptune]].
*The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related ''Sailor Moon'' places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon Super S: The Movie|''Sailor Moon SuperS: The Movie'']], and a mirror-like item that was used by Queen Nehellenia in the first six episodes of ''Sailor Moon Sailor Stars'' and the majority of ''Sailor Moon SuperS''.

===[[Wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|''Samurai Pizza Cats'']]===
*In the aforementioned random-access humor ED edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both ''Samurai Pizza Cats'' and [[Transformers]]. They make several appearances in the comic to help [[Sonichu]] battle the [[Jerkops]].
*Punchy Sonichu, provider of random-access humor, has referenced this series a few times.

===''Yu-Gi-Oh!''===
{{Main|Yu-Gi-Oh!}}

*[[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' monster. Chris had no idea what he looked like, so naturally he depicted him as a Yu-Gi-Oh card.<ref>http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Jack's_Knight</ref>
*For no given reason, Chris (and Chris alone) tends to use various ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' items during his battles (especially extremely convenient trap cards) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].

===[[Wikipedia:YuYu Hakusho|''YuYu Hakusho'']]===
*In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character [[Wikipedia:List_of_YuYu_Hakusho_characters#Yusuke_Urameshi|Yusuke Urameshi]] would fire his main attack, the Reigun.

==Western animation==
===''The Adventures of The American Rabbit''===
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*Chris stole many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from this movie for use in the comics ("I will, thank you father" from the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).

===[[Wikipedia:American Dad!|''American Dad!'']]===
*Chris has referred to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] as "[[Chris and hypocrisy|the Dork of Ages]]", a phrase taken from the episode "[[Wikipedia:Dungeons and Wagons|Dungeons and Wagons]]".

===''Aqua Teen Hunger Force''===
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*The ''ATHF'' characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], along with Meatwad's old catchphrase, "The bun is in your mind."
*Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meatwad's toy guitar.

===''Beavis and Butt-head''===
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*In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Beavis and Butt-head appear in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series. (although Chris does write "Apologies to Mike Judge" and "Source of joke: Beavis and Butt-head's 'Substitute'").

===[[Wikipedia:Darkwing Duck|''Darkwing Duck'']]===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
*The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
*Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardized version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
*Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
*[[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''===
*In one of his ED edits, Chris added a huge wall of random-access humor, including a joke from the episode "One + One = Ed": "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg5_OEhzuuI</ref>
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants]], a nude Chris repeatedly bashes his head on his bed like a [[slow-in-the-mind]], and quotes another line from Ed, from the episode "Stop, Look and Ed": "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!".<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6YLmzrNVw0</ref> His bed not being made of dirt ([[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|though it probably contains a fair bit of it]]), it just makes no sense.

===''[[Family Guy]]''===
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*In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, who goes through a series of incidents involving sequences from Filmation's ''[[Ghostbusters]]''.
*In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris directly lifts a gag in which a news anchor delivers a serious professional story, then immediately jumps to excited coverage of Spring Break.
*The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up]]", was lifted from "[[Wikipedia:Prick Up Your Ears (Family Guy)|Prick Up Your Ears]]", in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up".
*At the end of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Marvey Blaziken tells the reader that "inspiration does not have a schedule". On ''Family Guy'', this exact phrase was spoken by New Brian during the episode "[[Wikipedia:The Man with Two Brians|The Man with Two Brians]]" before he proceeds to sing about [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting]]. Naturally, the phrase referred to New Brian fitting in writing a song (about farting) into his already-busy schedule of helping out the family.
*In ''Sonichu'' #10, Chris makes out with [[Silvana]] disguised as [[Meg Griffin]]. This means that in the cultural enclave that is CWCville, Meg Griffin appears to be both a fictional character of whom Chris has a peculiar sexual interest (''Sonichu'' #7), but also somebody who can just show up with little surprise from Chris.
*In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], one of Sonichu's kids is playing the Virgin Mary in a school play, she says "I'm the Virgin Mary, that's my story and I'm sticking to it". This is said by Joe's wife Bonnie in "[[Wikipedia:A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas|A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas]]", where she is doing the exact same thing. Of course, the line isn't as disturbing when she says it, considering she's an adult woman, whereas the rosee who says it is ''three years old''.

===''The Simpsons''===
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*The parts of [[Sandy Rosechu]]'s design that were not already cannibalized from [[Simonla]] were copied from [[Wikipedia:Lisa Simpson|Lisa Simpson]].

===''Futurama''===
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*The time-travel plot of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] ("Time Hogs") was stolen from the direct-to-DVD movie ''[[Wikipedia:Futurama: Bender's Big Score|Bender's Big Score]]'', and this is shamelessly lampshaded by the recolors in the beginning of the episode. In some kind of post-modern bullshit, Bender as he appears in ''Bender's Big Score'' physically appears in the time vortex, literally a page before Sonichu mentions the film directly.
*The line "Smoke um peace pipe" in [[Wigwam]] is stolen from the ''Futurama'' episode "Where the Buggalo Roam".

===''Ghostbusters''===
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*Chris's ''Family Guy''-style "skitch" rips off the FALSE and DISHONEST ''Ghostbusters'' created by Filmation.

===[[Wikipedia:He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|''He-Man and the Masters of the Universe'']]===
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===[[Wikipedia:Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi'']]===
*[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] has Wes refer to Chris's cards as "Stu-Pi-Doh magic". Stu-Pi-Doh was an in-universe [[parody]] of ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]

===[[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)|''Home Movies'']]===
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach John McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show-where Chris thinks he and Ivy are being romantic with their stolen dialogue, they arent. In the episode the exchange comes from, it was intentionally unromantic.

===''[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|Inspector Gadget]]''===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr. Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as Darkbind is based on ''Darkwing Duck'' and the ''Legend of Zelda'', not ''Inspector Gadget''.

===''[[Wikipedia:Johnny Bravo|Johnny Bravo]]''===
* [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] has a line from the Scooby-Doo crossover ripped out entirely, regarding Applecore. As custom dictates, Chris [[Random-access_humor|neglects to employ the context that made the joke funny in the first place]].

===''[[Wikipedia:Muppet Babies|Muppet Babies]]''===
*Chris made a [[SonichuBabies|suicide-inducing 12-minute video]] of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as Sonees and Roseys, though needless to say his video lacked the major charms the series actually had.

===''[[Wikipedia:Peanuts|Peanuts]]''===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|right|Good grief!]]
* Chris uploaded [[RandomHumor1]] to his [[Flipnote Hatena]] account. Complete with horrendous drawings and obnoxious high-pitched voices, the animation plagiarizes the ''Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show'' episode "Sally at School" word for word.
* He also mentioned Charlie Brown in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], but only to distinguish what kind of peanuts he was talking about.
* Though unrelated to ''Sonichu'', one of Chris's current dogs is named [[Snoopy]].
* [[Kevin the Jew]] from [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] is for some reason drawn like a ''Peanuts'' character.
* Chris posted about loving the ''Peanuts'' movie in [[November 2015]].
* Chris made a drawing depicting his pony avatar talking to another pony avatar about a kite-eating tree.

===''[[Wikipedia:The Powerpuff Girls|The Powerpuff Girls]]''===
*The other half of [[Blake]]'s origin was stolen from The Powerpuff Girls, as an accidental dose of a foreign chemical gives him his evilness and his [[Niggos|blackness]], just as an accidental dose of "Chemical X" gave the Powerpuff Girls their powers. This is lampshaded poorly on the cover to Black Sonichu's introductory issue, [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], where [[Sonic]] suggests that Chemical "X" could have caused the change, but [[Sonichu]] corrects him; it was cherry cola.

===''[[Wikipedia:The Ren & Stimpy Show|The Ren & Stimpy Show]]''===
*[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]'s Sub-Episode 6, "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari", rips off the ''Ren & Stimpy'' episode "[[Chris's Room|Lair of the Lummox]]", which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "[[Chris and copyright|Ben & Stumpy]]").
*At the end of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]'s Episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole", boasted as being from the creators of "Log".<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTrAVpK9blw Log Commercial]</ref>

===''[[Wikipedia:Rocko's Modern Life|Rocko's Modern Life]]''===
[[File:Patheticsoul.png|thumb|right|Presumably the fortune cookie Barb or Bob got before giving birth to Chris.]]
*When listing [[Mailbag 23#Chris and the dark arts|what various spells he uses]], he claims the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] inflicts its target with "Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune". This is a reference from the episode "Fortune Cookie", where secondary character Filburt Shellbach gets a fortune that read "Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune Will Infest Your Pathetic Soul For All Eternity."

===''[[wikipedia:Rugrats|Rugrats]]''===
*The infamous name to the [[Cherokian Clan#UNGA WUNGA|porno art of Jackie and Chris having hanky-panky]] likely comes from the ''Rugrats'' episode "The Old Country", which features a scene 7 minutes in which Chaz Finster, who throughout the episode has been pretending to be a caveman and saying "Unga-hunga!", which is much more tasteful than the Native American stereotype Chris went with.<ref>http://youtube.com/watch?v=xeURrnW2R6M (''Relevant portion from 7:24 to 7:29'')</ref>

===[[Wikipedia:Sealab 2021|''Sealab 2021'']]===
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the ''Sealab 2021'' episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist."

===[[Wikipedia:The Smurfs|''The Smurfs'']]===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of Wild Smurf. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (although Wild Sonichu's vine-swinging comes from ripping off ''Spider-Man'' and may just be a mere coincidence). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).<ref>http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf</ref>

===''South Park''===
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*[[CADD Chef]] is an obvious ripoff of the [[niggo]] [[Wikipedia:Chef (South Park)|Jerome "Chef" McElroy]].
*[[Beel]] has a strong resemblance to ''South Park'''s [[Wikipedia:List of supporting characters on South Park#Satan|Satan]].

===''[[Wikipedia:Space Ghost Coast to Coast|Space Ghost Coast to Coast]]''===
*The chant uttered by the guardian of the cave in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], "Anoz aelc amulp oerc ikabmol ah ah!", is one of Zorak's chants ("Lombaki Creo Plomo Pleo Zoma Ah Ah!") spelled backwards and mangled. Chris's original attempts to do spells or chants have failed spectacularly, so the stolen chant is one of his better ones.

===''[[wikipedia:SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''===
*In [[CWC Update 18 January 2009]], Chris yells "''And you know what else-else?!''" prior to stomping on his [[vibrator]], a line stolen from the ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' episode "Pizza Delivery".

===[[Wikipedia:The Brak Show|''The Brak Show'']]===
*In the oft-mentioned [[Random-access_humor#Random_ramblings|ED edit]], Chris included three lines from [[Adult_Swim|''The Brak Show'']], all of them from the same episode ("The New Brak"). The episode centers on [[Liquid_Chris|Brak]] dealing with an [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|annoying impostor]] who shamelessly copies everything Brak does - [[Liquid_Chris#Liquid_Saga|sound familiar]]?

===[[Wikipedia:Tiny Toon Adventures|''Tiny Toon Adventures'']]===
* In [[Sub-Episode 5]], a cuckoo bird chirps out "Cuccoo! Cuccoo! If she thinks he'll never find a [[boyfriend-free girl]] with his method, then [[Slaweel]] is Cuccoo! Cuccoo!" This is a reference to character GoGo DoDo, who'd pop out of Acme Looniversity's clock tower in the longer episodes to say a phrase similar to that.

===''[[Transformers]]''===
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*[[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
*Various Transformer-types appear in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]].
*During the final battle with Reldnahc, the villain says ''"I've waited an eternity for this. Your life is mine Prime-chan!"''. A similar line is used by Megatron in ''Transformers: The Movie'', in particular during the scene when he fatally wounds Optimus Prime-- ''"I would have waited an eternity for this. It's over, Prime!"''. Even the following circumstances are near-identical, with the wounded heroes both performing one last defiant attack that defeats their respective villain.
*Some villanious Transformers Chris and his recolors did battle with are called "Decepti-Clones". In the ''Transformers'' video game based off of the ''Armada'' anime series released on the PS2, generic enemies were also called "Decepti-Clones".
*A scene in [[Sonichu 4]] blatantly rips off the Quintesson and Trial Scene from ''Transformers: The Movie''. This one's so blatant that it's kind of hard to believe that Chris could be so retarded as to not realize how [[Naive|obvious]] it is.
*The [[Manajerks|W-M-Manajerk]]'s power suit is a flagrant recolor of Spike's Environmental Suit from ''Transformers: The Movie''.
*Sonichu's dialogue "Slaweel is making her big push, and we have to push back!" is likewise recycled from dialogue in ''Transformers: The Movie''.

===[[wikipedia:Tom Goes to the Mayor|''Tom Goes to the Mayor'']]===
*Placing the [[Mayor's Office]] inside the mall is either a reference to this bizarre show made by Tim & Eric, or Chris having terrible priorities.

==Live-action==
===''[[Gilligan's Island]]''===
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*Thurston Howell, III and his wife Lovey make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-cent_garbage.com]], the infamous [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].

===''[[Monty Python]]''===
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*When [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is fighting the [[B-Manajerk]], a word-for-word copy of the "Black Knight" sketch from [[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'']] is spoken.
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need we say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!"

===[[Wikipedia:Spaceballs|''Spaceballs'']]===
*In the [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in ''Spaceballs'' where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>https://youtu.be/XPmm2aTY0no?t=4s </ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</s> (dead link as of Jul 2014)</ref>

===[[Wikipedia:Carrie (film)|''Carrie'']]===

*Chris's "[[High School Story]]" is an amalgamation of Stephen King's ''Carrie'', and Chris's own [[high school]] experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and underappreciated, so she murders everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of ''Carrie'', and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===''[[Wikipedia:Power Rangers|Power Rangers]]''===
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*In [[Sub-Episode 8]], Chris is given advice by the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] and as he leaves, he tells him "May the Anchuent Powers Protect You", a butchering of Zordon's ''Star Wars''-inspired phrase "May the Power protect you."
*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.
*[[Silvana]]'s basic existence, back story, and partial appearance (but not her [[pickle]]) are copied directly from a villain, [[wikipedia:Villains_in_Power_Rangers_in_Space#Astronema|Astronema]], from ''[[wikipedia:Power_Rangers_in_Space|Power Rangers in Space]]''
*In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris introduces a terrible new song entitled "[[Revive Zordon]]", which displays his wish for the return of the "original" Power Rangers team.

===''[[Wikipedia:Family Matters|Family Matters]]''===
*In [[Magical Man Potion]], Chris drinks a potion and temporarily transforms into the [[Magical Man]]. Both the transformation sequence itself (including hiding behind furniture) and the potion which makes the imbiber more attractive/suave are very similar to the Steve Urkel/Stefan Urquelle trope in ''Family Matters''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvoKFiDTQx4 YouTube: "Steve Vs. Stefan"]</ref>

===''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III]]''===
*In [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], [[Sonic]] is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was "Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad lines (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===''Saw''===
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*Louis Perez, appearing in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] to apprehend [[Inos]], could be named after the character from the ''Saw'' franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated that the ''Saw'' series is one of his favorite movie franchises.<ref>[[Common_Questions#31_December_2009]]</ref> Both characters are [[niggos|black]] policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.
*The execution of the [[Asperpedia]] crew in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] is performed through what equates to elaborate death traps, similar to what is seen in the ''Saw'' series. They certainly have more in common with those movies than with anything resembling actual state-sponsored executions.

===''[[Wikipedia:Independence Day (film)|Independence Day]]''===
*In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that President Thomas J. Whitmore makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===[[Wikipedia:Alien (film)|''Alien'']]===
*When Chris is stranded in the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], the words "In space, no one can hear you scream, in time you are heard to infinity" are narratively spoken. The phrase "In space, no one can hear you scream" comes from the promotional material for ''Alien''.

===[[Wikipedia:Lewis Black's Root of All Evil|''Lewis Black's Root of All Evil'']]===
*This Comedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===[[Wikipedia:Godzilla|''Godzilla'' series]]===
* The debut of [[Rosechu]]'s 'beast mode', [[The Incredible Lioness]] (with more plagiarism regarding this mentioned further down the page) has her pull off a pose that seems to have been traced almost verbatim from [http://wikizilla.org/wiki/King_Caesar King Caesar]'s fighting stance from some fan-art of the character.

===''[[Wikipedia:Lethal Weapon 2|Lethal Weapon 2]]''===
*The exploding-toilet death of [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] was ripped off from the near-death of [[Wikipedia:Roger Murtaugh|Roger Murtaugh]] by exploding toilet in ''Lethal Weapon 2''.

===''Star Wars''===
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* In [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17: "Rage Against the Machine"|Sonichu #8]], Jason's throne appears to resemble [[wikipedia:Palpatine|Emperor Palpatine]]'s throne in [[wikipedia:Return of the Jedi|''Return of the Jedi'']].
* Chris once told [[Jackie]] in [[Jackie e-mails|their e-mail exchanges]] that he essentially planned to make the backstory of [[Wild Sonichu]] a rip-off of the relationship between [[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]] and [[Wikipedia:Darth Vader|Darth Vader]] (Vader being Luke's father turned evil, for the few of you living in caves).

===[[Wikipedia:This Is Spinal Tap|''This Is Spinal Tap'']]===
*During the "[[Revive Zordon]]" performance, the speaker blurts out that the volume is "Cranked up to Eleven." We can only hope that Chris ripped this joke off directly rather than referencing something else referencing ''Spinal Tap''.

===''[[Wikipedia:Terminator 2: Judgment Day|Terminator 2: Judgment Day]]''===
*Chris's [[Sonichu Special 4|threat on the life of]] [[Liquid Chris]] contains a number of elements from the film:
**The top speed of 65 mph during the escape scene
**The Terminator shooting an enemy in the legs, saying "He'll live."

===[[Wikipedia:Batman Returns|''Batman Returns'']]===
*In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Rosechu uses the phrase "hear me roar". This very same phrase can also be heard in ''Batman Returns'' right after Catwoman assaults a nameless criminal. A parallel can be made between this scene and the panel where Rosechu assaults a member of [[4-cent garbage|4chan]] in ''Sonichu'' 8, the key difference being that Rosechu uses the phrase prior to the assault as opposed to after the fight.

===[[wikipedia:Superman (1978 film)|''Superman: The Movie'']]===
*The time-travel in ''Sonichu'' #7. Magi-Chan states that he can allow himself, Chris and Sonichu to travel through time by sending them counter-clockwise around the world, appearing to copy Superman's time-travel sequence (by flying around the world at a near-relativistic speed) [[Slow-in-the-minds|without understanding]] how that was supposed to work.

===[[wikipedia:The Three Stooges|''The Three Stooges'']]===
*At the start of the [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]], Chris does a fake advertisement for "Brighto", a product ripped off from ''The Three Stooges'' short "[[wikipedia:Dizzy Doctors|Dizzy Doctors]]".

==Video games==
===''[[Wikipedia:Banjo-Kazooie (series)|Banjo-Kazooie]]''===
*[[Flame the Sunbird]] is just a very poor drawing of [[Wikipedia:Banjo-Kazooie (series)|Kazooie]], who seems to want pants [[Pok%C3%A9mon#Plagiarism_in_Sonichu|for reasons one can only guess]]. Anyone who enjoyed this game can only thank [[GodJesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[China|girl]].
*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda|''The Legend of Zelda'']]===
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of [[Wikipedia:Link (The Legend of Zelda)|Link]] and [[Wikipedia:Princess Zelda|Zelda]] respectively, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series ''Darkwing Duck'', strangely enough.
*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina, involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]] and Darkbind setting off to reawaken her with a [[Sonichu Balls|powerful artifact]], is taken nearly verbatim from the story of ''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''. There, the Link from the [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|first game]] goes on an adventure to find a powerful artifact, in this case the Triforce of Courage, in order to awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping curse put on her by- you guessed it, an evil wizard.
*The land of "[[RuleCWC]]" is a not-so subtle ripoff of Hyrule- right down to aspects including the name and its castle.
*In the [[Wallflower E-mails 2|Wallflower E-mails]], Chris claims that Darkbind Sonichu was trained in RuleCWC forest by a "rogue master swordsman" and an owl named King Alistair. These are obvious ripoffs of [[Wikipedia:Link (The Legend of Zelda)|Link]] and [[Wikipedia:Characters_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_series#Kaepora_Gaebora|Kaepora Gaebora]].

===[[Wikipedia:Mobile Suit Gundam|''Mobile Suit Gundam'']]===
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'', one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a [[rape]] simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of [[Wikipedia:Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'']].

===[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter|''Street Fighter'']]===
*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Sonichu]] performs a Flash Kick on [[Slaweel]].
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like one of [[Wikipedia:Ryu (Street Fighter)|Ryu]]'s super combos, the "Shinku Hadouken". It appears in [[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]].
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles [[Wikipedia:Guile (Street Fighter)|Guile]].

===[[Wikipedia:Mario (series)|''Mario'' series]]===
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''Mario'' is a video game series conceived by [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], and has been the mascot of [[Nintendo]] for decades. While [[Sonic]] has fallen into a self-induced pit of horrifying shit, probably never to escape, Mario has stayed consistently good for all this time. Despite this, Chris very much favors Sonic, as he only has a passing interest in Mario. However, he has enough interest to rip it off from time to time.

*The Wing Cap ability from [[Wikipedia:Super Mario 64|''Super Mario 64'']] is ripped off in [[Sonichu 3|Sub-Episode 4]], where Chris flies around with wings on his head. They are later discarded, and Chris is strangely shown flying without them.
*His concept for ''Sonic The Hedgehog 64'', as expressed in his [[Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], is nothing more than ''Super Mario 64'' with [[Sonic]] and [[Tails]]. Literally.

===[[Wikipedia:Brütal Legend|''Brütal Legend'']]===
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*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter".
*The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in ''Brütal Legend''. This is confirmed by the [[Christian Weston Chandler|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"
*In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[Son-Chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-cent_garbage.com#The 4-cent_garbage building|4-cent_garbage building]] may have been inspired by ''Brütal Legend'''s Stage Battles. Son-Chu ''does'' turns into a giant stage which resembles Ironheade's megastage, but rather than offer a fair fight Chris just Guitar Heroes his opponents into oblivion instantly.
*[[Simonla]] gives [[Wild Sonichu]] her lucky shark's tooth necklace, similar to when Eddie Riggs gives Ophelia his mother's shark tooth-like necklace in ''Brütal Legend''.

===[[Wikipedia:God of War (video game)|''God of War'']]===
*[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

===''[[Wikipedia:PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa the Rapper]]''===
*In preparation for the "[[Revive Zordon]]" performance, [[Sonichu]] puts on PaRappa's hat and becomes as flat and two-dimensional as PaRappa (not to mention his own character), then says PaRappa's catchphrase "I gotta believe!"

===''[[Wikipedia:Perfect Dark|Perfect Dark]]''===
*In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the sub-episode CWC-Defense is named after a thematically-similar level in ''Perfect Dark'', a Nintendo 64 game, in which the main HQ of the protagonist (the Carrington Insititute) comes under attack. The name of the level? CI-Defense.

==Web original==
===Jessi Slaughter===
*In [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]], Chris says "The consequences will never be the same," mimicking the famous line "Consequences will never be the same!" from the video where [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jessi_Slaughter Jessi Slaughter]'s dad raged at trolls "bullying" her. It was later found that Chris was simply repeating something Jackie told him to say, and has likely never seen nor heard of the video in question.

===emgo316===
In late 2016, Chris began watching a YouTube channel named [https://www.youtube.com/user/emgo316/featured emgo316], which reviews Transformers action figures in the form of skits. Chris ripped off the channel's style with [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge]] and [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff]].

==Western comics==
===Marvel===
*In [[July 2018]], Chris conversed with Seanan McGuire, a writer for Marvel, over Twitter. Thinking McGuire was an expert on [[Chris and reality|multiple dimension theory]], he asked her which dimension our Earth is in. She replied, "Earth 1218," thinking he was referring to comics; however, Chris took her answer as real and subsequently began to refer to himself as being from Earth 1218<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts]]</ref>.

===''[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man|Spider-Man]]''===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]], a Marvel Comics superhero who can shoot long web strings from his wrists to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Wild showcases a similar ability, but with vines (coincidentally resembling Spider-Plant-Man, a British [[Hello, Juffalo|''Comic Relief'']] spoof of Spider-Man played by Rowan Atkinson). While Peter Parker shoots web from his wrist, Wild shoots his vines from the back of his hand, bearing a little more resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Venom (Marvel Comics)|Venom]], a villain who shares virtually the same powers as Spider-Man. Similarly, Wild can also climb walls with relative ease, though it's not clear whether he's just a good climber or if he literally clings to walls, as Spider-Man does.
*In [[Sonichu 2]], when Chris has an out-of-body experience to communicate with the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], his ancestor tells him "With the powers you have released, comes great responsibilities!". This is stolen from a recurring moral lesson (which Chris took completely out-of-context) within Spider-Man lore that "with great power comes great responsibility", which is often inaccurately attributed as a quote from the character [[wikipedia:Ben Parker (comics)|Uncle Ben]]. Chris probably took this line from the 2002 [[wikipedia:Spider-Man (2002 film)|live-action film]].
*In [[Sonichu 5]], Chris claims that his "sixth sense is tingling", blatantly knocking off of Spider-Man's "spider-sense" catch phrase.

===[[Wikipedia:Hulk (comics)|''The Incredible Hulk'']]===
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat-shit insane [[Rape|rapist]] form, now known as [[the Incredible Lioness]], is a ripoff of the Hulk, a scientist and Avenger in the Marvel Universe who transforms into a [[Obesity|gigantic]], [[POWER|super-strong]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|child-minded]] monster when he becomes [[Virgin with rage|enraged]] or [[Stress|agitated]]. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an [[wikipedia:Abomination_(comics)|abomination]] already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] launches a [[pickle]] at her and she tears him a new one for [[Women's rights|women's rights]] or something.

===[[wikipedia:Wolverine (comics)|''Wolverine'']]===
*As of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a partial ripoff of Wolverine, a mutant in the Marvel Universe with claws and regenerative abilities. It was revealed that Simonla [[Retroactive continuity|survived her assassination attempt]] apparently because of her skeleton, which is made out of a metal "similar to adamantanium", clearly ripped off from "[[wikipedia:Adamantium|adamantium]]", a fictional, indestructible metal in the Marvel Universe which coats Wolverine's skeleton and claws. Simonla also gains a healing factor similar to Wolverine.

===[[wikipedia:Wonder Woman|''Wonder Woman'']]===
* [[Saramah Rosechu]] and her [[Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Cherokian ancestor]] collectively possesses magical bracelets and a tiara that resemble the apparel of Wonder Woman, a warrior demigoddess, superhero and celebrated [[Women's rights|feminist icon]] from DC Comics. They both also share the trait of having to placate the [[Chris and anger|violent tendencies]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler|ignorant men]].

==Songs==
*Everything from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums is sung over another song; this may be Chris's biggest showing of plagiarism yet, aside from [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]].
*[[Jiggliami]]'s song, "War of Love," is a ripoff of "Love Is War," a [[Wikipedia:Supercell|Supercell]] song using [[Wikipedia:Vocaloid|Miku Hatsune]] for vocals. While Blanca wrote the ripoff, Chris was more than willing to use it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].
*The product number for [[John's Custom Gundam]] is [[Wikipedia:867-5309/Jenny|8675309]].

==Commercials==
*In [[Sonichu 1]], Chris interrupts Rosechu and Amy Rose's vapid girl talk because "[he'd] like to save time...and money on [his] [[Son-Chu|car]] insurance by switching over to 'Get-Co!'"

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardized==
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock-full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off," but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thus bastardized.

''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardize each franchise.''

*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: *For reasons unexplained, a photograph of the DC Comics superhero Batman appears on the wall of [[Allison Amber]]'s office. Christorians suspect this is either a reference to former Batman actor [[wikipedia:Adam West|Adam West]]'s fictitious Mayorhood on ''Family Guy'', or that Allison's alluded boyfriend is in fact the Dark Knight himself.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|''Sonichu'' #1]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?".
:*[[Sonichu 3#Episode 11| ''Sonichu #3]]: When Blake, the rip off Shadow, goes to steal The Master Sunstone, the rip off Master Emerald, from Flame the Sunbird, the rip off Kazooie, he randomly states "Whats up, Doc?"- Bugs Bunny's catchphrase
:*[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu #8'']]: [[Simonla Rosechu]] appears to the other Rosechus via burrowing through the ground, in the vein of Bugs. In the same panel, she loosely paraphrases his "should'a taken that left turn in Albuquerque" phrase.
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: Bugs himself appears in the ''[[Monty Python]]''-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|''Sonichu'' #9]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug," whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|''Fight Club'']] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|''Sonichu'' #1]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" [sic], who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "the director of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|''Grand Theft Auto'']]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''''[[Guitar Hero]]'':''' In ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', Christian & The Hedgehog Boys destroy the 4-Cent_Garbage building with help from the Guitar Hero rendition of Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever".
*'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'':''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|''Sonichu'' #10]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[wikipedia:My Best Friend's Wedding|''My Best Friend's Wedding'':]]''' ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' episode 12 is named "My Best Friend's [[Cherokian]] Wedding."
*'''[[R.L. Stine]]:'''
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*'''''[[Sprung]]'':''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|''Sonichu'' #1]]: Chris is shown playing ''Sprung'' on his [[Nintendo]] DS for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right."
*'''[[wikipedia:Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde|''Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde'':]]''' [[Magical Man Potion]]: Chris drinks a [[Semen|magical concoction]] and transforms into an entirely different [[troll|being]], before reverting to his own self. Due to the fact that the transformation is "from [[Chris|bumbling]] to [[Liquid Chris|suave]]" rather than "from [[Chris and religion|moral]] to [[Death threats|cruel]]", as well as the extreme unlikelihood of him knowing classical Scottish literature, he probably stole the concept from ''[[wikipedia:The Nutty Professor|The Nutty Professor]]'', a parodic work of Jekyll and Hyde.
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|''Sonichu'' #1]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek|''Star Trek'']]:''' Both within the comics and in his real-life presentations, he uses the phrase "[[Captain's Log]]" a reference to the opening of most ''Star Trek'' episodes and movies. He's never seen anything of the franchise, but he felt the need to rip it off anyway. That's Chris for you.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Happy Tree Friends|''Happy Tree Friends'']]:''' In ''Sonichu'' #10, Chris mentions the "Happy Tree Friends-esque" deaths of the Chaotic Combo in Asperchu, implying that he's seen the show a few times.

==The tl;dr version==

At this point, it's almost easier to list stuff that Chris ''hasn't'' ripped off.

==References==
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==See also:==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Helena Fiorenza

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Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)

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This page lists various vlogs and podcasts which mention Chris.

==List==
===''Honest Game Trailers''===
Three minutes into the video, Chris is brought up as an example of the horrors of the [[Sonic]] fandom, particularly showcasing [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]. Less than a minute later, Sonic is jokingly referred to as Sonichu.

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|name= SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (Honest Game Trailers)
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===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator [[Wikipedia:Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]] (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which is a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8]</ref>

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

During an episode of SleepyCabin, it was revealed that Harry actually contacted Chris to ask him if he wanted to work on a game together, in which Chris declined saying that Harry's animation style wasn't that good at all, despite many considering Harry to be one of the best animators online. The reason why he wanted to work on a game with Chris is unknown to this day, whether it be for trolling or because he actually wanted to.

===''Atop the Fourth Wall''===
Comic book reviewer Lewis [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|Lovhaug]] (a.k.a. "Linkara") goes on a brief tirade in his 99th video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24-minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

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|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
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{{quote|"But wait!" the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}

While he'd previously made the point that he wouldn't review webcomics in general, Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' in particular because he didn't want to acknowledge it further. He describes Chris as a "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|creepy stalker]]". Towards the end of the episode, a character tries to pressure Linkara into reviewing ''Sonichu'' before Linkara settles on reviewing a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic for his 100th episode. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
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|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
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{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===BlackBusterCritic===
Chris has been on the BlackBusterCritic's Sonic Brainfart's videos where BBC highlights the points of Chris' wrongdoings. Jamin also has a part two of the series, but it is unknown what happened to it.

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|name= SonicBrainFart Christian Weston Chandler Chris chan Part 1 1 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube|jgSweXQcZvY}}
}}

===Bruva Alfabusa===
Alfabusa is a YouTuber well-known for his ''Warhammer 40,000''-themed videos and the "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device" series. In the 11th episode of the series, towards the end, the God Emperor of Mankind implied how he lived one of his past lives as Chris.

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|name= If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 11: Intervention
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xgmGITyOSRo}}
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{{quote|"...Or when I spent 50-something years as an overweight, mentally unstable manchild creating [[Sonichu|grotesque crossbreeding products out of already existing characters owned by different companies]], in the hope of having mankind realise that their ways are faulty so they would pick up the [[Heart Torch of Fail|torch]] and head for the future rather than sitting idly by and engage in pettiness, superstition, gluttony, and hatred for one another. That plan was genius. Too bad people were too fucking stupid to find the enlightening messages hidden in all those [[List of Videos|holo-recordings]] I made."| The God Emperor of Mankind, reflecting on his actions during his life as the manchild we know today}}

===Filthy Frank===
On October 8, 2014, popular YouTuber Filthy Frank uploaded a video deriding [[anime|weeaboos]], using an image of Chris as an example in his song about them; he can be seen at 10:08 in the video.

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|name= WEEABOOS
|video= {{#ev:youtube|OFQQALduhzA}}
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===SleepyCabin===
Sleepycast is a podcast hosted by many famous internet animators, including OneyNG, Psychicpebbles, Stamper and Spazkid.

On 14 December 2014, Spazkid, creator of ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series]]'', described his fascination with Chris, how he began trolling in 2007 and why he ultimately regrets doing it, even though he doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the most saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

In another podcast they made, they all got into a heated argument when Spazkid said that he believed that Chris-Chan at least ''tries'' to make decent content with a huge majority of the podcast members completely disagreeing with him.

They occasionally reference him sometimes in other episodes.

Interestingly, the Sleepycast members reveal that [[Harry Partridge]] once contacted Chris about developing a game with him. Apparently, Chris turned Harry down because he thought he wasn't a talented enough animator. Jump to 1:43:25 in the link.

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|name= SleepyCast 11 - [Spooktacular Q&A Spectacular]
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Q6bNWhCEurY}}
}}

===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December, 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point, Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===ReviewTechUSA===
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|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}

On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup. He also mentioned [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] near the end of his review of 12-oz. Mouse.

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|name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}
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===Game Grumps===
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|name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}
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{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokémon."
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}

In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid-recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her they blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.

===SuperPrincessDaisy64===
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|name= Boom Shadow
|video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}
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Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms. Of note is that [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock|Mike Pollock]], the TRUE and HONEST English voice actor for [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Eggman]], has commented on the video and given it his approval, meaning yet another of Chris's heroes is at least tangentially aware of his existence.

===Larry Bundy Jr.===
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.

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|name= Films Wanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|W3JjyoEhCuo}}
}}

Eight years later, in "5 Totally Messed Up Influences of Video Game Mascots" episode of "Fact Hunt", Larry mentions how DMA Designs "did a Sonichu" when revealing that the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmings_(video_game) Lemmings] were a direct knockoff of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wombles The Wombles].

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|name= 5 Totally Messed Up Influences of Video Game Mascots | Fact Hunt
|video= {{#ev:youtube|hHycV6AGUpU}}
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===CatalystEXE===
CatalystEXE, most famous for being the voice of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, made a drawing of Christian, Rosechu (with a [[china]] for a mouth), a [[pickle]], and Sonic during a live stream. Watch from 46:12-58:21 in the video to see him draw the picture. He also made two comments regarding Christian.
[[File:Cata4.png|thumb|200px|The drawing in question. Reads: "My feet are so hot and sweaty from running around all day! Maybe you can help me cool off!"]]
[[File:Cata.PNG|thumb|200px|His first comment]]
[[File:Cata2.PNG|thumb|200px|His second comment]]

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|name= Art
|video= {{#ev:youtube|GCSVSpo6eRk}}
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===Drunken Peasants===
Chris appeared on the ''Drunken Peasants'' podcast (starring TJ, also known as [[Thorg|The Amazing Atheist]]) episode 129 on July 10, 2015.

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|name= TJ Slaps Stevie - Confederate flag Taken Down in SC - Stupid Ads - DPP #129
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pBC7EMkQzzI}}
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===Your Movie Sucks===
33 seconds into YMS's review of ''Cyberbully'', the infamous picture of Chris wearing Barb's bra and panties is shown when Adam says "You can control what you post." The photo was actually leaked, but the point still stands given that one can control what pictures they take of themselves.

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|name= YMS: Cyberbully (Full Review)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|fi8A-GHOo8c}}
}}

===iDubbbz===
On November 26, 2015, iDubbbz, well known for his Content Cop and Bad Unboxing series, received a (fake and dishonest) Sonichu Medallion from a fan, who made it and wore it for a convention cosplaying as Chris. iDubbbz then mentions how he knows a little about him and wears it throughout the video. (Jump to 3:00 for the unboxing)

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===Sachumo===
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Sachumo is a YouTuber who gained moderate popularity after making a [[documentary]] on Chris's life. The video has since garnered over a million views. On 22 September 2017, Chris finally viewed the documentary, writing about its traumatic effects in a [[Facebook]] post.

On 21 October 2017, Sachumo did a live stream in which he chatted with Chris.

===Fredrik Knudsen===
YouTuber Fredrik Knudsen, known for his ''Down the Rabbit Hole'' videos, made a video talking about Chris. He also posted a live stream on ''Sonichu'' the following year.

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|name= [Archived Livestream] Sonichu: A Critical Analysis | Down the Rabbit Hole Livestream Special
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===BraveryJerk===
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On two separate occasions in 2016, BraveryJerk, a group of [[autism|exceptional individuals]] who run a subreddit affiliated with the popular /r/circlejerk, interviewed Chris, producing three videos on two YouTube channels.

===Mister Metokur===
On June 30, 2017, a popular YouTuber, Mister Metokur, compared an atrocious webcomic, the Light Bringer, made by another lolcow, Linkara, to Sonichu in that they are both self-insert mary sue comics filled with one-dimensional characters in his video ''TGWTG Episode 3: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm''. He also mentioned that the only difference between Chris and Linkara is that Chris has autism and Linkara "hasn't been diagnosed".

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===RebelTaxi===
Chris and Sonichu are occasionally referenced on RebelTaxi's 'Pizza Party' podcast. Episode 61 even includes Sonichu in its thumbnail.

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|name= 61-Pizza Party Podcast-The DIAPER FETISH SONIC Special
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===BIRDMAN===
BIRDMAN (also known as Anthony) is a prominent YouTuber who has displayed "Eugene" (typically people like Chris) on his YouTube channel to analyze. He only found out about Chris in late 2017, uploading the video ''The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See''.

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===VideoGameDunkey===
VideoGameDunkey is a notable YouTube let's-player known for his reviews, commentaries and walkthrough videos for a variety of video games. On 17 March 2017 he uploaded a video called ''The Good Year'', in which he praised the new games released that year. During the video, a picture of Chris is shown when he talks about how [[Sonic]] fans are weird.

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{{quote|Now, Sonic fans? These guys are-are weird man, they're-they are legitimately insane.}}

===OneyPlays===
OneyPlays is a gaming channel on YouTube run by popular animator Chris O'Neil, better known as "Oney" or "OneyNG." He and his friends Ding Dong and Julian occasionally reference Chris in their banter. An example of this is how, during their playthrough of ''Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back'', they come up with a humorous scenario where Chris replaces the title character as the main protagonist of ''[[Harry Potter]]''. They have further mentioned that their favorite video of Chris is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]. Among the three, Julian seems to be, at the very least, the most respectful toward Chris Chan, this is seen when he became somewhat upset when Chris O'Neil called Chris Chan a retard in the F Zero play through and also, in the Sonic Adventure one, when Ding Dong joked about Chris Chan committing suicide by electrocuting himself with an Xbox, though despite all this, he does always end up laughing.
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===Bad Creepypasta===
Bad Creepypasta is a YouTube show in which, as its name implies, sub-par creepypasta stories are read and made fun of. In the episode "OG Nina the Killer," the hosts imagine a character in the story named Chris to be Chris-chan, and make many references to Sonichu and CWCVille throughout.

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===Logan Hub===
The YouTube series Logan Hub used an image of a shirtless Chris in their video on [[Anime|weaboos]] (the picture is at the 0:39 mark):

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Logan later did a video on bad webcomics, in which ''Sonichu'' was featured as one of them, even mentioning that he will do an entire episode on Chris later (he starts talking about Sonichu at 4:44):

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|name= The Weird Side of the Internet <nowiki>|</nowiki> Episode 7: Bad Web Comics
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===Diamondbolt===
Diamondbolt is a YouTuber known for his videos on [[Transformers]] and other popular media. In his video "Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!", Sonichu can be seen when describing Sonic OCs.

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|name= Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!
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===Shoegazer Productions===
In their 60th episode of ''Lost Media Chronicles'' series, this time covering the lost pilot episode of the Nickelodeon cartoon series ''Rocket Power'', sound-clips of [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don]] can be heard during the credits as a possible homage to the troll [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]].

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|name= Lost Media Chronicles Episode 60 Rocket Power Pilot
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===The Rpg Monger===
In his analysis of the Sonic fandom in his ''The Fandom Files'' series, Chris is mentioned as one of the most infamous figures in the fandom where [[A-Logging|critics]] try to point to reasons why to hate them.

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|name= The Tragic History of Sonic’s Fandom - The Fandom Files
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===Lumpy Touch===
As part of his ''CurseBound'' series of pixel artworks, Lumpy Touch's rendition of the [[Sonic Totem]] is seen as the final work shown in the 4th part of the series.

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|name=CurseBound - Cursed image pixelart with EarthBound music PART 4
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===Sam O'Nella===
When talking about [[wikipedia:Phineas Gage|Phineas Gage]] in his video "Improbable Tales of Survival", he described how "Shiva Gautama Christ-Chan" the "one true god" decided that Gage would survive having his head driven into by a tamping iron. The figure sports a T-shirt that resembles the stripes on [[The Classic]]. This depiction might also serve as an indirect jab to Chris's current delusions of godhood.

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===Telltale===
Made a podcast where he talked about him for a bit.

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|name=Who is Chris Chan? And more
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===SomeOrdinaryGamers===
Mutahar of SomeOrdinaryGamers made a video on Chris where he reacted to [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]] and gave his thoughts on Chris's delusions on the [[Dimensional Merge]] and his current state as of 2019.

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|name=Sonichu Has Gone Too Far...
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===NateTalksToYou===
In his video "How James Rolfe (AVGN) Avoids Drama", Nate lists four reasons how James Rolfe, the man behind the Angry Video Game Nerd avoids drama. The second reason is the fact how he keeps his private life away from the Internet. Chris is then shown as an example of a famous Internet figure who got embroiled in dramas due to his propensity to revealing everything from his life.

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|name=How James Rolfe (AVGN) Avoids Drama
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-blW6e8fLU}}
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===JelloApocalypse===
JelloApocalypse is a channel known for parodies of pop culture in series such as '''Welcome to...''' and '''So This is Basically'''. In the video “So This is Basically Sonic the Hedgehog” there is a visual reference to Sonichu at the 2:56 mark.

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|name=So This is Basically Sonic the Hedgehog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrsYxR2pSRY}}
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==See also==
*[[Chris in the media]]

==References==
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