CWCki - User contributions [en]

Clover and Snoopy

2012-08-04T22:22:00Z

Darkhorse816:

[[Image:Mikmmp.jpg|thumb|"Snoopy has a hat on his tush, and Clover is looking at the camera."]]
'''Clover and Snoopy''' (b. circa [[April 2012|April]]/[[May 2012]]<ref>According their [http://charlottesvilleradiogroup.upickem.net/engine/Details.aspx?p=A&c=64810&s=22437342&i=1&sort=DESCENDING#SD entry], they were three months old when Chris entered them into the contest. Since registration to the contest began on 16 [[July 2012]] (see [http://charlottesvilleradiogroup.upickem.net/engine/Rules.aspx?contestid=64810 contest rules]), this would mean they were born on either April or May.</ref>) are [[Chris]]'s new beagles. The general Chris community learned of their existence on 1 [[August 2012]], when a link to an [http://charlottesvilleradiogroup.upickem.net/engine/Details.aspx?p=A&c=64810&s=22437342&i=1&sort=DESCENDING#SD entry of them] Chris submitted to a local contest was posted on the CWCki forums.<ref>[http://cwcki.forumer.com/chris-has-new-dogs-t2276972.html Chris has new dogs] (requires registration in order to view)</ref>

==References==
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[[Category:Pets]]

Forgot the Glitter

2012-03-01T05:14:51Z

Darkhorse816:

{{Honest}}

'''Forgot the Glitter''' (leaked as ''vjtuevvjkdufkbjtdv [SaveYouTube.com]'') is a video leaked on 25 [[February 2012]] in which a distressed Chris performs a jiggle-dance, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6WLEi4dQGc inspired by a viral video], in the changing room of a [[Walmart]] for [[Jackie]]. Originally a performance intended to be taped in the store's aisles, Chris had to settle for humiliating himself privately in the fitting rooms due to the fact that the store was busier than he had anticipated.

[[Chris]], dressed in his jean skirt appears trying on a brand new red tank top with a price tag still attached to it. The tank top looks way too small for him, suggesting that even if [[Chris]] were to [[Fashion|buy new clothes]] they would still look as if he had had them since he was twelve years old. After a short disclaimer he starts wobbling his fat rolls back and forth while uttering nonsense for almost two minutes. In the course of the video, he lifts his skirt to reveal the [[tomgirl|Transgender]] symbol inscribed on his left ass cheek, which he calls his "[[cutie mark]]". It appears to be drawn on with Crayola magic marker. This is a rather curious choice of body art given Chris's continual derision of gay men, as the transgender symbol is traditionally associated with the [[Homos|LGBT community]]. After nearly half a minute of mooning his audience [[Chris]] finally pulls his skirt back down to reveal that he has decorated it with the letters "[[Jackie|J.PIE]]", because nothings says "I love you" to a girl quite like spelling her name with silver spangle on your skirt.

Interesting to note is Chris's discomfort in performing such a bizarre request, a reluctance that, while healthy and expected of a sane individual, has been absent in Chris's [[Love Quest|pursuit]] of appeasing a sweetheart until now. However, the completed video further illustrates that when [[china]] is involved, "dignity" is not a word in Chris's vocabulary.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Forgot the Glitter
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wRD1EBmaRx4}}
| stardate =
| subject = {{Sex}}
| style = {{Crazy}}
| saga = {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}}
| shirt = Red tank top
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

=== Transcript ===

''[We see Chris in his tomgirl get up, bent over to talk to the camera in a change room in Wal-Mart.]''

I ain't gonna do it, I'm sorry Jackie, but I'm not gonna be able to do it in the aisles today. More crowded than I thought...

What the hell is going on with that light?

Anyway, mmmm. Enjoy the 2 minutes in the dressing room here.

''[Chris begins to shake his body]''

Walla walla Walmart Walla walla Wal-Mart, Walla walla walla walla walla Wal-Mart walla walla

''[Chris lifts up his mini skirt showing his unholy taint. He then begins to shake it in front of the camera.]''

Walla walla Wal-Mart walla walla walla walla Wal-Mart

Deh deh deh deh deh deh walla walla Wal-Mart

walla walla Walmart walla walla Wal-Mart shake that, walla walla Wal-Mart

''[Puts his skirt down and continues dancing.]''

Walla walla walla walla walla, walla walla walla, walla walla Wal-Mart

Walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla walla

Check your progress, check your progress, walla walla Wal-Mart

''[Chris, now clearly exhausted, attempts to continue dancing but gives up.]''

Oh! the things I do for love, and I forgot the glitter.

([[Stress Sigh|sigh]]) Jackie I'll progress. Check my progress.
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos]]

Talk:Sarah Nicole Hammer

2011-10-25T07:25:29Z

Darkhorse816: /* Her facebook and new updates */

==To do==
*Photo of real Sarah (if we have it, I think it was on the DVD)
*Photo of Sarah from comics
*what we know about Sarah's relationship with Chris
*Her current whereabouts

==Sarhamah Rosechu==
People, she's Sar'''''h'''''amah, not Saramah. Sarhamah = Sar-Hamah = Sarah Hammer. I think this is her official name. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:30, 26 November 2009 (CET)
*Chris ''might'' have intended this, but he never spelled it that way.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 04:06, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

==Maybe her?==

I did a quick look on White Pages & found a Sarah Spicer, married to a William E Spicer. It says that she's living in Ohio & the thing put her in the mid twenties, so this may be her or have been somewhere she lived at one point in time.

''(Info Removed)''

Anyone live near there that could check into this? The only problem about White Pages is that they don't update frequently & often has outdated info about people's locations & ages. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 12:55, 14 March 2010 (UTC)meeko

*I felt the need to remove the land address of the lady for two reasons; First, like Wallflower, she dint volunteered the info. Then, we got no clue if this info is valid. So before a moron read this page and pull a prank-call on the lady, I took it off. Please do not attempt to post it again. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:36, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

== Her facebook and new updates ==

I found her facebook page, after clicking on Wes Iseli's facebook page. She's still friends with him, or at least facebook friends. Sarah's working as a dental assistant and is studying at a community college. And get this: She had a child with William this spring, and they are still happily married. It looks like she has a normal life, though. The thing is, I don't know if I should put this info on the actual page, because I will have to include the link to her facebook in order to verify this. And I don't want to include the link because I don't want people trying to contact her and bug her about Chris. Let me know if I should put it on the page. And for privacy's sake, if you want me to, I can delete this.--[[User:Darkhorse816|Darkhorse816]] 00:45, 24 October 2011 (PDT)
:It doesn't really seem relevant. If Chris mentioned this in a video it'd be alright, but there's no need to track down everyone Chris has ever known unless it's related to something he's said or done. --[[User:Elias|Elias]] 01:38, 24 October 2011 (PDT)
:*Agreed. It's stalkerish and perceived by creepy by some people, and it turns people off. Also normal people get bothered by that sort of of thing and it's shit like that leads to incidents like [[The Wallflower]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:28, 24 October 2011 (PDT)
Thanks guys. I guess I was right to trust my gut.--[[User:Darkhorse816|Darkhorse816]] 00:25, 25 October 2011 (PDT)

Talk:Sarah Nicole Hammer

2011-10-24T07:45:05Z

Darkhorse816: /* Her facebook and new updates */ new section

User:Darkhorse816

2011-10-06T07:01:46Z

Darkhorse816:

{{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}

{{Americunt}}

{{Atheist}}

{{Bisexual}}

{{TheSimpsons}}

I'm just observing, really. If I see something on a page that should be changed, but hasn't, I'll do it, but most people are on it before me.

I'm fine just watching the wheels go round and round.

Kaka Makeup Basics

2011-08-17T15:32:17Z

Darkhorse816:

'''Kaka Makeup Basics''' is a video released by [[Chris]] on 16 [[August 2011]]. Here, we see Chris putting on makeup, reinforcing his status as a [[tomgirl]]. As many viewers had pointed out, Chris does the application of make-up completely wrong and completely cakes himself in it, making him look more like a two-year-old who just discovered [[Barb|mommy's]] make-up kit. As well, it's revealed that he uses make-up from [http://www.sephora.com Sephora], a very expensive cosmetics store, though we known [[Monthly Tugboat|how he got that.]]

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Kaka Makeup Basics
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eB5HUfPI1U8}}
| stardate = 16 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}
| style =
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]
| next = [[Calling_Out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]
}}
==Transcript==
''[Background music: [[Wikipedia:Katy Perry|Katy Perry]] "[[Wikipedia:California Gurls|California Gurls]]"]''

'Ello. Now it's time for make-up tips. First... I like to start, by putting on some of the ol' foundation. My-I go with my own skin tone which was recommended to me by the person-by the woman who served me over at the ah make-up parlor known as Sephora. So yeah, take the ah little brush here and uh ''[swishes brush around]'' Just take some here and- ''[starts to put make-up on]'' and start to put it on a majority of my face. ''[There's a moment of Chris putting on his make-up.]'' There. ''[Continues putting make-up on]''. Pardon me while I ''[looks at camera dramatically]'' powder my nose. Definitely kills the shine. And you don't want a reflective nose. Make sure you cover your blemishes as well if you see any in the mirror... on your compact. ''[Phone rings]'' I should have turned that off, I didn't think. And let me just-''[sigh]'' fix that. Yeah. Make sure to blow the excess ''[pause]'' make up away after you have completed that.

''[Mumbles]'' Apply some mascara. ''[Blows on mascara and applies]'' Angling the brush and moving upwards, keeping an eye on the mirror. You definitely want to make your eyelashes more fuller especially when they don't look so full in the first place. Another good idea is to just close your eyelid and onto-onto the brush. I mainly like to focus on the upper eyelashes cause the lower ones are more difficult to do really, at least for me.

And then I like to ah apply the ol' eye shadow but first I have to apply some primer onto the- onto my eyelids. ''[Applies what can be assume to be primer]'' Like so. And right now I just gotta focus on one ''[almost drops the eye shadow]'' shade of eye shadow to go onto my eyelids for this time. To-ah-to get yourself educated-tion you can learn more about ''[burps under his breath]'' how to apply multiple shades to give your eyes a, ah, possible a more better look. Your eyelids. ''[Applies blue eyeshadow]'' If you want more information on applying make, definitely go to your local make-up salon or Sephora. Or I guess, ah, yeah, most anywhere else that sells make-up.

And optionally you can use eye liner, obviously I should have done that before I applied eye shadow. It goes on the, uh, against the eyelid. That's where it's concentrated at.

And lastly, I like to apply some-apply some lipstick. This is a no brainer. ''[Mumbles, applies lipstick, and blows a kiss at the camera]'' And to give you a little shine, I just apply some lip gloss. And that's a simple-that's pretty much a basic way on uh applying make-up. ''[Gives a stare]'' Tell 'em [[DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS|Kaka]] sent ya.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]|nextlink=[[Calling_Out#Calling_Out_Jack_Thaddius_-_Ahuviya|Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]}}

Talk:Rocky Shoemaker

2011-03-06T02:34:23Z

Darkhorse816: /* Rocky Supports LBGT Rights */ new section

== RAEP ==

Does anyone have that chatlog where Chris came in IRC as a "troll", dropping not-so-subtle hints about his desire to "force himself upon his authority figures" AKA Rocky. [[User:Virusys|Virusys]] 05:02, 7 September 2009 (CEST)

well, that was easy. FRONT PAGE LOLOLOLOLOL
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/IRC_(23_July_2009)
[[user:larrykoopa13|larrykoopa13]] 8:48, 4 October 2009 (CST)

This woman is a mystery to me. I wonder why Chris listens to her up to some point and not to the rest of the world and why she supports him at all. Is she in any way attractive to him? A target for his Love/Fuck Quest? Are there any other sources where Chris mentions Rocky? --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 11:31, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
*It's the same reason Chris listens to anyone on some points but not others - Chris listens to what he wants to hear and blocks out anything unpleasant (read: the truth). She supports him because that's her job - a counselor usually doesn't tell their client "You're a sick piece of shit" no matter how true it is, and even if they think it, they don't word it that way. I think she's middle aged or waaaaaaaaaaay past Chris's age range of acceptable women. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:56, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
*:So was MLW and he still drew porn of her. Perhaps his desire to "force himself" upon authority figures removes all of his sexual conditions, e.g. for age and appearance, which makes all those "Chris wants to screw his mom" projections all the more horrifyingly possible. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 22:29, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
*:: NOOOO! The mental images! Anyway, I'd expect a halfway decent counsellor to at least discuss, if not confront him with, behaviour that isn't acceptable. That's what I would do at least. If my client would come to me smelling like something died, I would let him know and expect him to do something about it if he wanted to visit regularly. (true story btw) Since you know what happens when white knights try to diplomatically talk some sense into him, would that mean that Rocky never tried anything of the sort? Running interference with trolling plots doesn't seem nearly as important or obvious as telling him to shower regularly. Or do I get the wrong idea about what kind of counsellor Rocky is? If you want I can add a piece to the article discussing this. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 09:58, 9 October 2009 (CEST)

== Quitting the internet ==

Perhaps we should add a section about Rocky's determination to make Chris quit the internet forever. His [[C-Ya Later]] video definitely seems like Chris is being influenced into saying that he is quitting the internet, and it's likely that Rocky told Chris to delete the videos wherein Chris begs the Wallflower to come back to him and his disapproval of abstinence. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:24, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
*That is one big assumption that would influence people's perspective of Rocky. That's too big of an assumption to make. Furthermore, there's a lot of other factors. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
*Rocky is the prime suspect. I suspect his orders were "DO NOT MENTION TROLLS IN ANY VIDEOS"--F ABSTINENCE made mention of Mao and so Rocky had him delete it. But I think Wallflower told Chris to delete all videos where he mentioned her--Chris, being a lazy fuck, only deleted the video where he put her penname in the title and not the ones where he used her actual name.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:42, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
:*No, I'm telling you guys are wrong. Trust me on this one. You're giving too much credit to Rocky when there's a lot of forces involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:13, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's new CWCipedia quote (URGENT) ==

{{quote|Surprises always come up at one time or another, so expect the unexpected.
With that, I give little regards to the people who have proven themselves to be nothin' but a bunch of immature pranksters. Your mockery webpages/sites/ads/words/images all may as well evaporate back to nothing, because I'm Not Giving Them Attention At All.
'''I am finding peace off of the internet.'''}}

That's it. Rocky definitely has something to do with this, and whatever it's doing, it's making Chris slowly disappear from the internet.

I direct you all to [[User:MoarLurk/MoarRambles#Sonichu 11 plan|this]]. Effective immediately, this plan should go on, especially because Alec made this image:

[[Image:Sonichu 11 Teaser.jpg|thumb|center]]

[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 04:07, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
:It appears the plan is definitely underway. Excellent. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:14, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Please point out the signs, I only made up that plan after Alec put that up. Also, Chris isn't slowly disappearing, he's the same idiot he's always been and I know that that idiot will rage if we just push him a little more. His pretend-fight with Clyde in that one video is a fairly accurate example of how his rage works--he starts by acting like it's not having any effect, then becomes gradually annoyed as the insults escalate, until finally one pushes him over the edge and he starts churning out rage videos. Bonus points if we get him to make a video--Rocky may be monitoring his channel and if he makes a video directed at us she'll probably see it and discover that Chris disobeyed her order. Thus, we've sent our message to her--fuck off our manchild.
::*True... when he discovered the ED page, he lasted almost a year from [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|this video]] to [[CWC's Second Message|this one]], where he released his bottled up tard rage and coined pedofork. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 04:41, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
::*You guys give Rocky too much credit. Seriously, to the best of my knowledge, she has nothing to do with this or if she does she has little part. Believe it or not, Chris is capable of learning and he's like the retarded mouse who eventually learns that it's not a bad idea to touch the shocked cheese. However, he'll forget and touch the cheese again.
:::All in good time, gentlemen, all in good time things will play out.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:15, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
::::Still though, we don't want to lose our favourite manchild. We will want to get him back proper ASAP. Thats why we have the new ads and thats why we are debating tactics to get him to return. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:32, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
:::: I was going to call Chris tomorrow. I tried today but couldn't get through, I'll give it another crack tho and see if I can make it work. I'm about to go to bed, but I'll check this thread before I call him tomorrow; do we want me to mention the possibility that the webmaster might have to turn over the site to Alec because it's not making any money? If so, leave a few notes about what you want me to say and I'll mention them. If not, lemme know too and I won't mention it. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]]
:::: Updating a dead topic. I suggest waiting until a few days before the end of the month. At that point, Sysop will send Chris an email telling him that due to his inactivity, the other claimant to the Sonichu Copyright will gain partial control of the site if he fails to upload a set number of pages before the month is over. Said other claimant will also be able to allow in whoever he or she wants. He'll probably miss the email and lose some control over the website. Giving Alec an account would be brilliant, of course.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:29, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

==Faggotry==
Some low-functioning autistic recently threatened Rocky with death unless she got Chris to create more videos, which she evidently did not respond to. As a result, /cwc/ is pissed off, PVCC is (I assume, I can't get in) pissed off, and faggotry is abounding. My question is: Is this relevant enough to put into the article, or just ignore it? (dammit, I finally forgot to sign a post)[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 20:15, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
* 'til Chris gets involved (Either by making videos or commenting on it) probably not. [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 17:54, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

== Contact info ==

Due to the fact that retards have been making death threats to Rocky, we will not host her contact information here. Anybody that reposts the information will be banned. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 09:49, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

== Rocky Supports LBGT Rights ==

I got bored and googled Rocky's name. I found [http://www.agla.org/news.phtml?item_id=246 this] Rocky supports gay rights. Is this important to this page? --[[User:Darkhorse816|Darkhorse816]] 18:34, 5 March 2011 (PST)

CWCki:Inside the Pickle Suit

2011-02-10T04:23:03Z

Darkhorse816: /* Questions */

'''Inside the Pickle Suit''' was an ongoing [[CWCki]] project where CWCki users can ask trolls involved with Chris their side of the story in a series of interviews in order to gain information to improve CWCki articles.

The interview will be with '''Ivy's ghost''', scheduled for 11 February 2011.

==Candidates for Future Interviews==
Difficulty - must be trolls (no [[Megan]], [[The Wallflower]], etc.).

<strike>'''Vote for next interview on the [[CWCki talk:Inside the Pickle Suit|talk page]] by 10 February 2011.'''</strike>

'''Project canceled - see details [[CWCki:News#Inside_the_Pickle_Suit_is_canceled|here]]'''

<strike>Some possibilities (not inclusive):</strike>

*<s>[[BlueSpike]]/Julie</s> opted out
*[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]
*[[Emily]]
*<s>[[Jack Thaddeus]]</s> opted out
*<s>[[Clyde Cash]]</s> opted out
*<s>Panda</s> AWOL
*<s>Kacey</s> AWOL
*[[Alec Benson Leary]]
*[[Jackie]]
*<s>[[SurfShackTito]]</s> work at the Shoreshack

==Rules of Engagement==
*No stupid questions (i.e. "What's your REAL name?," "Where do you REALLY live?").
*Read the relevant articles first before asking.

==Questions==
Ask your questions here. Be sure to [[Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Sign_your_comments|sign your question]] so we know who asked it.

'''Questions for Ivy are due 10 February 2011'''

Assuming that you weren't forced to abort, what was your original plan for ending the saga? Did you have anything special planned for the breakup?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:18, 3 February 2011 (PST)
* Also how did you get Chris to watch End of Evangelion and did he have any prior exposure to the series?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:42, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much contact did you have with Chris? Also, were you ever actually planning on meeting Chris like he mentions in [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|this]] video?--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:15, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much input did you have into the content Chris produced during the saga? Were the Wedding/Honeymoon Comics based on your suggestions, or did Chris come up with it on his own?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 18:27, 3 February 2011 (PST)

After the saga ended, Chris seemed uncertain about whether you were a really a troll or not. Have you ever considered re-establishing contact with him?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 21:19, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:Doesn't Chris think Ivy died? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 11:51, 4 February 2011 (PST)

::He thought PandaHalo died earlier in the year; that didn't stop him from e-mailing her once she resurfaced. Not saying it's a good idea for Ivy to do the same, I'm just wondering if Ivy ever thought about it.--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 16:39, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:*Of course Ivy's dead, that's why we're getting an interview with her ''ghost''. But that does bring about a bigger issue, which I'll discuss in a separate section.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:50, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Opinions regarding how Chris became the way he is vary from assigning him over nine thousand different mental diseases and disorders, to crediting his 'perfect storm' of behavioral issues to simply shitty parenting of an autistic kid. As one of his more dedicated trolls, what are your thoughts? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Most of the trolling aside from BlueSpike's efforts seems designed with the ultimate goal of helping Chris (eg "Get a job" is a requirement of practically all sweethearts). Do you believe this has had any effect? Can they? Following on from that, do you support BlueSpike style trolling, aka purposely inflicting as much harm on Chris as possible with no 'goal'? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:That's not really "bluespike". That was really just how blue ended it. People always gloss over all the other stuff that blue got us, most notably the "bob walks in" audio. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)
Is it true that one time when Chris called you, one of your parents (or someone pretended to be your parent) picked up the phone and told Chris off for calling all the time and so damn early in the morning? --[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:49, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Did you ever save any of the chatlogs/phone calls ect with Chris or are they lost in the Time Void forever? [[User:BSD|BSD]] 23:02, 4 February 2011 (PST)

this idea is fucking retarding i opt out. fuck you champ. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)
* edit sorry, was out celebrating chinese new years i meant to say fucking retarded. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)

::This from the same guy (or guys behind the fursona), masthead apparant of the PVCC (to which the very same USI and truly stalkerish appearance is also rightfully attributed) who had waited until things are already in a frenzy about Chris and not having everything to do with him (Jackie crap) then started giving scraps of withheld chatlogs and things that aren't even interesting and only may have been in the first place (Bluespike Skype logs, almost useless with just chattext, ect.) and made sure he got in on the CWCki "Chris And..." spergfest of the time by meaninglessly making "Television" into "Chris and Television," just to draw attention to himself and try to drive home that he is a EPIN TROL GODTEIR liek NOONE ELSEEEE, and now flips his fucking shit when there's the chance he might not get to uphold the mystique of the character and his personal army or whatever if he deigns to volunteer answers to some simple questions about what he did, why and how and if those who he considers are at his beck and call answer question that don't need to have anything to do with him. why don't you quit being such a faggot and just answer questions that people who have followed your trolling of chris for years want to know? [[User:12345|12345]] 20:03, 7 February 2011 (PST)

::: no -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:54, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Was there a point were trolling Chris stopped being fun and became a chore? As in, because he kept calling, you felt you HAD to talk to him and you HAD to keep dealing with him? A follow up question: was it your idea to end it or and outside source? -- [[User:TheMAN|TheMAN]] 03:03, 5 February 2011 (PST)

The say that a madman falling in love with you is a scarier situation than a madman wanting to kill you. Were you frightened or disturbed by any of your contacts with Chris? Or if not, were you merely amused by his bizarre methods of showing affection? --[[User:DJChaos|DJChaos]] 15:22, 5 February 2011 (PST)

Outside of what's been documented, are there any funny Chris stories you can share with us? [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 15:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

When Rocky decided to call the police, did you have any conversations with her at all? Obviously the background check on you came up with nothing, but did you have any problems at all with Rocky's meddling? - [[User:Machop|Machop]] 16:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

This one's kinda stupid, but i am a little curious. When Chris made the wedding comic the dress was ripped off from November Rain. Since Chris only listens to video game music or songs from guitar hero, chances are he never heard of that song or seen that video. Did you ever mention that you liked guns and roses/November rain, or is that some of his random accessness? --[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:10, 5 February 2011 (PST)

If you had one more time to troll Chris before you died, what else would you have done to the manchild? --[[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 18:06, 5 February 2010 (PST)

How come nobody but you guys have been able to contact Chris? Do you guys monitor his e-mail and other messages before he gets them? --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 07:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:What do you mean? People contact Chris all the time. He just doesn't respond. His phone number is everywhere. Also, he doesn't have a computer anymore and I seriously doubt he checks his email too frequently. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)
::It just seems a little odd to me that you guys have had dibs on the fat manchild for all these years now. Certainly Chrissy talks to other people as well? I don't care how lazy he is, there should also be other lottery winners from his e-mail box.... since 2007. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 14:48, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:::Who used email to communicate with him? The only major person I can think of who used email was Jackie and she contacted him from outside of email first. Anyone I'm missing? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)
::::You wanna be that way, fine, whatever. But I still think you guys checked his email and other shit to keep tabs on him. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 15:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:::::I think it's pretty much a given that they did or still do have access to his email, despite claims otherwise. Also on /cwc/ recently Tito intercepted a white knighting attempt left in Chris' cellphone voicemail by a /cwc/ user, and they prank called this guy back. Tito posted what the contents were of the message, since the guy claimed he called to troll Chris and Tito revealed it was actually a white knight attempt. That tells you they also have access to his voicemail inbox. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:30, 7 February 2011 (PST)
::::::I think it's more likely that the number the white knight texted was fake or something. I doubt anyone's doing anything illegal here. Nobody's that stupid. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:39, 7 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::Could be. Would it actually be illegal if you just figured out somebodies voicemail password or it was willingly given though? Anyway, it doesn't really matter and I don't care either way, so that's all I have to say on the matter. Looking forward to this though, I'm glad you guys decided to do it. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 15:08, 7 February 2011 (PST)
::::::It doesn't necessarily mean that someone is in his voicemail. Chris could've told someone about it. Like that's how [[User:Miela|miela]] was caught. Chris told Jackie about her. Also we run into a lot of dumb white knights when people message accounts like the CWCville library. People think they're talking to Chris and drop their info. I don't remember what happened with the person on /cwc/, but I don't think access to Chris' voicemail was necessary. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 16:09, 7 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::This happened like last month, which was awhile after Chris left the internet. This guy left a message in Chris' voicemail, then posted audio of a message he got back that was someone impersonating Chris. Tito then showed up and said it wasn't the real Chris and that he'd had someone make that call, and that this guy actually left a white knight message on Chris' phone, not a trolling message as he claimed. There was no way he told anyone about it since he'd already ragequit again. Seems pretty clear he had access to the voicemail. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 00:27, 8 February 2011 (PST)
::::::::People had brought up the "Chris told someone" theory back in that cwc thread too, and Tito pretty much confirmed that PVCC still had contact with Chris, possibly through Samantha.--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:59, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Probably a stupid question but have you ever talked to Barb or Bob on the phone? If so, How did it go?
--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:41, 6 February 2011 (PST)

How did you find out about Chris stealing his parent's credit cards for his PSN account?
--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)

When you started your trolling endeavor did you ever realize how horrifyingly obsessed Chris would become with you? Also, given how chilling it is for people to watch the videos he made for you, what was your reaction to it all? Was it scary, hilarious, or an odd mixture of the two?
[[User:OsirisLord|OsirisLord]] 00:21, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Kind of piggybacking on another user's question: If you had had the chance to meet Chris in person, how do you think the event would have progressed? Would you have attempted to follow Chris's itinerary to a certain point before suggesting different activities, ride it the whole way through, or completely hijack it? Also, judging how the date with Emily (and any other female) went, it seems that Chris's ultimate goal in meeting up with a woman is to kiss and/or bed her. Would you have been prepared for his advances? Would you have brought along a chaperon/bodyguard, or did you believe that Chris was actually pretty harmless and that you could easily deflect his moves?
-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 17:08 7 February 2011 (EST) [minor edit for grammar]

Ivy, I am curious. What was your reaction to the creeptacular videos Chris made for you, particularly "Message for Ivy" and "For my Sweetest Ivy"? Did you start to second guess your decision to help troll Chris? What was your reaction to "For my Sweetest Ivy" getting played on the radio? It seems Chris has arguably made some of his creepiest and disturbing videos during your saga, and was totally enamored with you. Was there anything different you were doing in your trolling of Chris over the phone, as he seemed to be obsessed with your more than any other "sweetheart" of any saga before or since. I only ask this since we don't have your phone calls to hear for ourselves, so I'm curious if you did anything unique to get Chris so wrapped up in you? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:26, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy's Ghost, what was it about what you did that seemed to influence Chris to draw comic and also bring the crazy out of him? Also, you seem to have been the last sweetheart to use a fursona/sonic recolor sidekicks. Would you recommend future sweethearts to do the same? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 20:23, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy, I guess this question has to do with meeting Chris, but how badly did Chris want to meet you in real life? And did Chris have any intentions of getting married with you(because of his daughter Crystal), or possibly getting a place together(If it went that far in Chris's mind)? Or did Chris just want you inside of his filthy home and having degrading "hanky-panky" in the garbage heaps of his house(because nothing says romance like rolling around in some garbage with an overweight man-child)? [[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 4:20, 8 February 2011 (EST)

:He did [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|propose]] to her, you know. Also piggybacking on Chris_Pickles' question, how did you feel about the marriage proposal? Did you tell him how crazy it was?--[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:59, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Any relation to Poison Ivy? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:29, 8 February 2011 (EST)

This is an odd one, but was there, at any time, a moment when you felt a morsel of pity and/or (misguided) affection for Chris, or believed that he could be changed? (Granted, we mostly despise Chris, but there are a few times when some of us feel sorry for him and wish he could improve himself.) Do you believe Chris can redeem himself and become a somewhat functioning member of society, or is he a lost cause? For that matter, did you consider white knighting? -- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 18:11, 8 February 2011 (EST)

Your saga produced some of the most bizzare behavior from Chris. While he certainly did some weird stuff before you came along, his videos for you contained some of the most disturbing behavior he has ever shown. Among Chris's sweethearts, what made you so unique that you were able to get such strangeness out of him? Did you approach him differently? [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 01:08, 9 February 2011 (PST)
[[Category:CWCki projects]]

Did you ever contact Chris through any other persona, ie via the mailbags? Also, what exactly prompted Chris to become so enamoured of you so quickly - in other words, how did you first approach him and what did you do or say which led him to produce [[CWC's Message for Ivy]]? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 10:56, 9 February 2011 (PST)

What was the grossest thing Chris ever said to you? I think other people have already asked this but how did you get Chris to start talking to you and did he ever get a "real" picture of you? (as in a picture of a random person from the internet) Or was Chris just going off of drawn pictures?[[User:Interested bystander|Interested bystander]] 19:01, 9 February 2011 (PST)

Was it hard to play it straight when talking to Chris on the phone? Did you ever break character, or just start cracking up? [[User:darkhorse816|darkhorse816]] 22:21, 9 February 2011 (CST)

Talk:Trollin Train

2011-02-01T08:49:03Z

Darkhorse816: /* Chris made some posts on Cwiki Offshore as well as Jenkins */ new section

I'll copy his posts over in a moment, just in case someone is currently writing shit on the page. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:10, 30 January 2011 (PST)
*I started it, you can finish it, we really need to upload the emoticons he use to truly preserve his posts.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:14, 30 January 2011 (PST)
*I'll do that. Give me 20 minutes or so. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:21, 30 January 2011 (PST)
:*Please add dates and times for these in the header, so we know when exactly Chris posted this stuff, for context and whatnot.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:31, 30 January 2011 (PST)
:::I notice that it displays dates differently for you and I. Which do you want to go with? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:46, 30 January 2011 (PST)
:::Can there be a mention around the introduction of the trollingtrain article about how just freakishly these "made up stories" were very grossly detailed for lies.[[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 00:20, 1 February 2011 (PST)

== Chris made some posts on Cwiki Offshore as well as Jenkins ==

"Jenkins" made some posts on the Cwiki offshore as well, originally trying to sound like a troll and then praising himself, like saying "How are you not sure that Christian has a gun?" or "Chris is a really nice guy." His presence was handled badly though. I really wish we could put the posts on here as well, but sadly the offshore dissolved into wannabe trolls trolling trolls and general retarded crap, and it was deleted. However, and I sound like a total tard for asking this, but is there an archive of former offshore posts before it was deleted? Because the posts might be valid to this article. [[User:darkhorse816|darkhorse816]] 02:47, 1 February 2011 (CST)

Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2011-02-01T04:51:50Z

Darkhorse816: /* Mao's Response Video */

Fuck, Chris just made me lose the game. He hasn't done that since 2008. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 08:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Now he's really gone off to be a complete and utter narcissistic bastard. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I shall commence with the TRANSCRIBING of DIS BITCH! Upon reaching minute number five I will quit, because It's fucking late.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:28, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

*I'll take minute five to the end. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:33, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::Cool. First 5 are done. There was one point near the beginning I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying. Also the amount of lying Chris is doing in this video is just amazing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

::Got done with the rest...looks like we finished up at about the same time. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 09:22, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Jesus. ==

Does anyone else find "I hope the soul of my late dog eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep." Really, really disturbing? I mean, even for Chris standards. Jesus Christ.{{unsigned|Nafka}}
*Damn. I take a break from CWC for a single DAY and Chris find a way to dig himself deeper in his own hole... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah, Patti was his only sympathetic trait, and now even that's gone. Someone needs to point out to Chris that Ian ''definitely'' shot Liquid in his comics. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:10, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
** Done. --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
== The homosexual references. ==

When Chris starts talking about the homosexual references in the date episode, at this point in the video transcription:

'''But I could get- I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering peeing on himself within his own comic series. Starting with, of course, with a few from his first book of graphic nudity or sexual reference on page three of his 0 book. Even worse off, on page 10, and while he's in that Burger King! With all his goddamned homosexual references as well!
[Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. None of them contain any homosexual references. He then returns to the page select.]'''

I think he's refering to the New Moon posters in the background that have shirtless and naked guys on them (you can't really see them in the poor camera quality, however). So Chris isn't completely wrong in this respect. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 20:36, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, he is wrong. They're male models or something, right? Does that mean they're gay? In Chris's view, a male model in a suggestive pose would constitute "homosexual reference," but he's an idiot. Considering that they're photoshopped into posters for Twilight: New Moon, they're meant for females to gawk at. Chris is, yet again displaying his overactive homophobia.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 20:42, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I transcribed that part, and yeah, I couldn't see any half-naked dudes with Chris's crappy video quality (that and the fact he's fucking filming his TV). My bad dudes. Still, to automatically assume as buff guy is a "homosexual reference" is a bit much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:46, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I see what you guys mean. I just remembered it and guessed that was what Chris was refering to as "homosexual". It's not that he was right about about them being gay references, so, sorry 'bout that. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 09:56, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

I love how he claimed that the image of Jivin banging Heaven was a "homosexual reference". Also, even the word "fag" seems to disturb him.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
== CWCville is real ==

I think this video cements the theory that CWCville is a real place in Chris's mind. Notice how he is completely serious coming up with a possible explanation for how Sonichu is in the Asperchu comic, and then clarifies that there have been no law changes in CWCville. --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 21:40, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I've been thinking that for a while, too. There's probably some deep psychological explanation for it involving escapism and mental illness, but I bet you anything he'll say it's real. And if he ever admits it's not, it'll be "because of my autism". I bet you a thousand goddamn dollars. --[[User:Nafka|Nafka]] 04:15, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

If Cwcville is real I can assure it's probably a smoldering crater, I mean what kind of living being would let Chris run a city?--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 04:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

The 'real' CWCville is the LEGO shantytown that Chris has spent his entire life mashing together. Nobody else has picked up on that? It's his ultimate fetish. The amulets, the amyfist ring, those are secondary - his reaction when the amulet was stolen is proof of that. I'm not sure how this came to be, and I'm not sure what the specifics of this delusion are (does he consider the lego people to be real people, for instance) but I have absolutely no doubt whatsoever that 'real CWCville' = the mass of mismatched, color-clashing LEGOs in his room. He thinks of it as a real city. --[[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 19:19, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== You rage you ruse ==

This saga has been off to a booming start, and now we have a video even more frustrating than [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|whatever the fuck the video should be called]] also this whole "former buddha belly" delusion thing has been fucking hilarious! --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:18, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* I never thought it could happen, but Asperchu Saga might actually make Chris ragequit. After watching this and going through Mailbag 41, I think that the explosion of tard-rage might be visible from space. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 03:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mao's rebuttal ==

Should we transcribe Mao's rebuttal that calls Chris out on all this bullshit? I mean since Mao does kinda speak kinda low unless the audio's up far enough (or maybe it's just me). [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 06:05, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
* Either way, I don't see why not. Just let's not forget Mao's catch phrase in the end of his videos. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:43, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:*When dealing with non-CWC videos, the general rule is that a "conversation" (like what's going on here) should be transcribed, but "fan art" should not be. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:16, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I think though that unless Chris responds to this rebuttal video or references it in a future video, we shouldn't really transcribe it. Liquid videos are usually transcribed because Chris will reference these videos in the future and they're part of a conversation. Right now, it's a typical one sided conversation and Mao's videos are mostly in trolling Chris and not part of a genuine dialogue. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Ah, good point; then it can wait for a response. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:43, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
Unrelated to all that, is there a standard videobox template to use for relevant troll videos?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:48, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mao's Response Video ==

Is it possible to re-upload it? If not, we should get rid of the section with the rebuttal.
:Person above didn't sign, but anways: rebuttal video needs re-linking.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 21:26, 8 January 2011 (PST)

My bad, it was me. I didn't sign. Agh!-- [[User: darkhorse816|darkhorse816]] 22:50, 31, January 2011 (CST)

Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-12-10T06:27:38Z

Darkhorse816: /* Mao's Response Video */ new section

User:Darkhorse816

2010-11-12T09:49:04Z

Darkhorse816: Created page with "Hey guys, I'm glad to be here on the cwcki. I'm new at wiki editing, so I'm playing it safe and working with grammar edits. And yes, I'm a girl. A boyfriend free girl... whose tu..."

Hey guys, I'm glad to be here on the cwcki. I'm new at wiki editing, so I'm playing it safe and working with grammar edits. And yes, I'm a girl. A boyfriend free girl... whose turn-offs include manchildren.

User talk:Trombonista

2010-11-12T09:42:54Z

Darkhorse816: /* Thank you, Trombonista! */ new section

You can talk to me here, or at [http://la-trombonista.livejournal.com/ la_trombonista] on LJ.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]]

Thanks for the welcome, man. 8) - [[User:ABoredGameDev|ABoredGameDev]] 13:21, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Hey did I ever thank you for doing all that work in the IRC chats? ==

Because that was really awesome of you! Thanks a bunch!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:35, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== Oi, you ===

How come I never got a welcome pack? :( I'm disappointed --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:42, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*You joined CWCki before I did.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:45, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Oh, right. Ok, can I get a retrospective one? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:46, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Thanks Trombonista :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 01:18, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== Chris' -> Chris's ==

Hey mate, I saw the changes you made to Chris and Remorse (turning Chris' into Chris's) and I was about to fly into a tard rage and change it back, but I figured I should try and find a source before I did. Turns out you are right about how it should be; specifically, to the best of my now current understanding, if Chris's CWCipedia ever shows an article where Chris claims to speak for all Chrisses, and these collective Chrisses' voices say they don't want him to speak for them, then that is how it should be written.

My head hurts now. You have rocked me to my ''core'', good lady. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:47, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Also, Mumble 6 ==

Thanks for fixing up Falsion's name in Mumble 6. I have no idea who these people are so I'm only basing my transcription on what I can hear. Names are something I'm struggling with- in fact, the first part of this whole damnable thing needs a re-listen to so I can name the trolls. Thanks for your help! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:47, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

== Busy aren't we? ==

Where do you find the time to categorize both CWCki fanart and Asperpedia comics? More importantly, what would compel you to take on such an insanely huge task? Just curious. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]]
:I just felt like it.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 03:36, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== The Welcome Message ==

>Be especially sure to read this if you consider anonymous to be legion

I lol'd. --[[User:Saul Goodman|Saul Goodman]] 05:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*That's nice, but I didn't make the template.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for the welcome! --[[User:Paperback|Paperback]] 05:59, 3 July 2010 (UTC)
*You're welcome.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Whereabouts in the North Burbs? I live near the Addison Blue Line stop. --[[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 04:40, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*Highland Park.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 05:11, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
**That is p close! Do you know anyone else on here nearby? We should have a meetup for Long Island iced teas. --[[User:Skuntank|Skuntank]] 02:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Re:GJ ==

No prob! And thanks for undoing his edits. The guy needs a new hobby, seriously. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 22:38, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== Thanks for the welcome and the template ==

Wow, you did this back in May, but I just got around to seeing it now...sorry!
Thanks for the welcome and the Americunt template! Haha! I'm gonna work on trying to make my user page more "spiffy".

== Happy Rosh Hashanah! ==

[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 15:20, 9 September 2010 (PDT)

== Thanks! ==

For the welcome message, specifically. In exchange, a thanks section on your talk page for everyone to piggyback off of.--[[User:Absent|Absent]] 19:56, 3 November 2010 (PDT)

== Thank you, Trombonista! ==

Thanks for the warm welcome! I look forward to working with you and the rest of the cwcki community!

CWCFlyingElephants

2010-10-27T03:29:07Z

Darkhorse816: /* Transcript */

{{Honest}}
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|frame|This video, quite clearly indeed, shows Chris's horrendous man-ass.]]
"'''CWCFlyingElephants'''" is a seven minute video, published by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Trying to cheer his then-[[sweetheart]] [[Vanessa Hudgens]], it shows [[Chris]] in his room, naked, displaying a show of what he calls [[random-access humor]]. Much like an eccentric three year old, Chris runs, twirls, acts loony, and does headstands while in the [[nudes|nude]]. In addition, he [[parody|imitates]] lines from the cartoon show ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd, n' Eddy|Ed, Edd, n Eddy]]'', quotes ''[[Monty Python]]'', plays with toys, and throws around [[Lil' Chris]]. It's quite a sight...
==Videos==
===Censored Version===
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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Creepyrobe.PNG]] Creepy Robe
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
}}

===Audio Version===
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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Other = [[Image:Leaked.png]] Leaked
| previous = [[Power]]
| next = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]
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===Transcript===
And now for somecummpentydifferent. [Chris shows off his [[Muscle bra|man-tits]]] BUUUUNG! And now it's [[Monty Python]]'s flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, [[Gregg Mays|Greeg]], why is people running away. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I don't know Johan! Greeg! Johan! Johan! Why is people running away? I don't know, buddy Greeg. Johan! Johan, why is people running away? I dont know, Greeg. Johan, Johan, why is people running away? SHUT UP! You're driving me crazy!

AAAAAAAAGH! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! Hm!

It's a [[Silvana|trap]]! HNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG!

And now for something completely different, a man impersonating Towelie the Towel. Oh my goodness, my pussy is wet! Don't forget to bring a towel! What? When your pussy is wet, and you don't want to lose a bet, you want to dry yourself up right away. That's why Towelie says: don't forget to bring a towel! Wanna get high? NOOOOO! NOOO!

I would like to meet someone of [[Autism|severe intelligence]]. I would like to hear the sound of two bricks being smashed together. I would like to see ten million stupid monkeys. I would like to see [[Chris and religion|John the Baptist]] impersonation of Graham [[Jimmy Hill|Hill]]. Yes it's historic impersonations!

Full-frontal nudity. Yes I would do it. If it was valid. If the money was valid. I parted permisses society! I've heard of you in a sense, but I've never had it. Shut up you're driving me crazy. AAAAAAAAAGH!

I'm a woodpecker! 'Cept with dirt!<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|Ed, Edd 'n Eddy]] episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/stop-look-ed/episode/123292/summary.html "Stop, Look, Ed"]</ref>

Get out of my head! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HLOO!

And now for something completely different. Bebelapdapbambalamba. Bebelabadapbambajamba-[[Transformers|Bumblebeeee]]! Buzzing around. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Really, [[Transformers|Prowl]]. And how necessary is that side-car. Just so you can wear the helmet of your past mastaaaaaar! Come here. [[Transformers|Soundwave]]. Lend me Laserbeak!

DIIII DIIII DIIII DIIII More than a feeling-

I like a nice dance in forstue. Otherwise, who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Anywaaay. Who said that? There will now be a short intermission, during which small ice-creams and large boxes will be served in the commissary. Another way to drive people away from the theater is to show a turfs-dispenser. Fzzzs. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

[[White knight|Pearls before swine]] presents! The like. Do you like this model, or how about this model? I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|karate-kick]] for your money. I'll give you a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|punch]], and a whiz-bang, and a boom! All you got to do is come down here.

[''[[Donald Duck impersonation|Donald Duck impression]]''] Oh my gosh, look at me! I'm [[Nudes|naked]]! I forgot my [[Sailor Moon|sailor suit]], and my [[Clown Doll|hat]], and [[Duck|apparatus]]. I don't know, but I guess. Here's what I have to do. Here's my clothes. Bwaa. I went out of the cartoon.

Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Hmmph, rmmph. Excuse me, what did you say? Hmmph, rmmph.

Hey [[South Park|Kenny]], you get out here, you take off that stupid little orange or blue jacket, or whatever the hell color it is you wear, and talk to people like you every real life, don't just mumble your words.

Hey dude, that's not cool.

Yep. Yep. Yep. Mm-hm. <ref>Regularly used on [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Hill "King of the Hill."] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-HSjMS3Ks Here's an example.]</ref>

[''Drinks soda''] AAAAAAH!

Product placement, eh. Product placement in this program is hereby endorsed and provided by the studio, which is provided from the companies of which those products became, originated from, thereof. Another way we can drive people away from the studio is to [[Christian Weston Chandler|act. Like. A. Loony]]!

[[Random-access humor|I once knew a man from Nantucket, he has on his head, a silly bucket]]. And now I have on my head, a [[Li'l Chris|silly little bear]], I'm wearing [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|clean underwear]]. Wearing clean underwear like I just don't care.

Wow, he just said what I said. I'm undecided!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNG! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! PFOOP!

[''Holds a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|sock puppet]] up''] Hm, I guess he's done left the studio for now. Well, that's all folks.

Du du du du du du du du. Du du du du du du du du. [[Pedofork|Pedi]] pedi di di. Plong.

LILILILILILILILI! PLONK!

Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Indeed. Moola moola moola. He must be asking for a [[Monthly Tugboat|handout]]. Indeed. And now it's the indeed show, starring [[Thurston Howell III|Mr. Thurston Howell, III]]. Indeed. Indeed.

==Sauces==
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==See also==
*[[Random-access humor]]
*[[Monty Python]]
*[[I Got A Fish]]
*[[Bunny Hop]]
*[[Nudes]]
*[[CWC 3D Voice Check]]

==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiJont1FhOw A sample of the madness]
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/7hZAzJutuSx/Chris-chan-completely-different.html Watch CWCFlyingElephants]
* [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6M64BNL1 Download CWCFlyingElephants]

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