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Brushfire Video

2014-12-29T00:31:45Z

DarryusChaobal:

The '''Brushfire Video''' (officially '''Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!''') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 6 [[November 2014]]. The video was posted during a string of rants on [[Facebook]] that Chris made while observing a man on a bulldozer trying to put out a very small [[Pandahalo|brushfire]] accidentally occurring near his house.

Note that the long title of the video accidentally reveals the address of his [[Rental House]].

The video is shot in better quality than his [[Chris and cinematography|usual standards]], apparently made using the YouTube Capture app on [[iDea Book Case|his iPhone]], but that's not saying much as the video quality continually changes, and is quite possibly one of the shakiest videos he has made this side of [[Sonichu's Edge]].

Chris thought that his [[Trolls|det]][[A-Logging|rac]][[Ween|tors]] wouldn't find the video by putting it in "Unlisted" mode on YouTube. This backfired spectacularly.

===Summary===
This video mostly consists of footage of the brushfire, shot through a window, while Chris talks loudly to his mom and makes a stupid impression of the guy on the bulldozer every now and then. Note that Chris [[Destruction Of Chris's House|is not one to talk]] regarding fires. The crunching and plinking sounds implies that the video was shot rather nonchalantly during lunch.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mf6gEYRHxA8}}
| stardate = 6 [[November 2014]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Hypocrisy]]}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[To Mr. Smith]]
| next = [[GameStop Assault]]
}}

==Transcript==

''[A view out of a window onto a backhoe and a burning pile of dirt, Chris sits in silence while music plays]''

''[About a minute and a half in Barb is heard]''
 '''Barb:''' 'you watching the <unintelligible>?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, and I'm Recording it on my iPod... video. ''[Chris clears his throat]'' Yeah, you see wha- you see he moved his... shovel back and he's looking like he's trying- he's either stokin' it or he's trying to put it out.
 '''Barb:''' <unintelligible>
 '''Chris:''' Well, he could try covering it with the dirt, that-a what's- that's what'e's looks what he's doing right now.

''[More silence, one of the window blinds blades falls in front of the iPod's camera several times, Chris quickly moves it out of the way making grunting noises as he does]''
 '''Barb:''' He's trying to put dirt over it, he's starting to put it out.
 '''Chris:''' You looked from downstairs, or outside?
 '''Barb:''' <unintelligible>smoke's<unintelligible>
 '''Chris:''' Yeah...

''[Jingling of dog tags]''
 '''Chris:''' Hey, [[Snoopy]]. This can go on YouTube; shoveling male idiot tries to put out a fire... surrounding a forest and... a neighborhood. Hey, there's a lake nearby, maybe he could scoop some water and put it over the damn fire! My mama tried callin' 911, but guess what? The darn idiots won't listen, they think ''[Chris does a stupid voice]'' 'he's not breakin' any laaaaaaaaaws.' ''[normal voice]'' consarn it, they don't have a lick of common sense. And look at this now, ''[Chris does a different, equally stupid voice]'' he road away from the damn fire...''[normal voice]''no wait, ''[stupid voice again]'' he's turnin' around

''[A cell phone starts ringing in the background]''
 '''Chris:''' Oh, now what? I'm no-

''[Jump cut, the camera now focuses on the window screen making everything outside blurry]''

''[A dog howls]''
 '''Chris:''' ''[Chris does the first stupid voice again]'' I'm drivin' away, yep, I stoked the fire and now I'm driving away. I'm an idiot or somthin', look at me. I'm drivin' away from the fire after I darn stoked it. And the wi-''[Chris's voice changes back to normal mid word]''-nd is heavy over here, I can feel it! ''[stupid voice again]'' Now I'll just turn myself around... and now i'm gonna watch the damn fire some more. ''[normal voice]'' Someone please call 911 and tell em to get over here!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[To Mr. Smith]]|nextlink=[[GameStop Assault]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]

Brushfire Video

2014-12-29T00:28:42Z

DarryusChaobal:

The '''Brushfire Video''' (officially '''Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!''') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 6 [[November 2014]]. The video was posted during a string of rants on [[Facebook]] that Chris made while observing a man on a bulldozer trying to put out a very small [[Pandahalo|brushfire]] accidentally occurring near his house.

Note that the long title of the video accidentally reveals the address of his [[Rental House]].

The video is shot in better quality than his [[Chris and cinematography|usual standards]], apparently made using the YouTube Capture app on [[iDea Book Case|his iPhone]], but that's not saying much as the video quality continually changes, and is quite possibly one of the shakiest videos he has made this side of [[Sonichu's Edge]].

Chris thought that his [[Trolls|det]][[A-Logging|rac]][[Ween|tors]] wouldn't find the video by putting it in "Unlisted" mode on YouTube. This backfired spectacularly.

===Summary===
This video mostly consists of footage of the brushfire, shot through a window, while Chris talks loudly to his mom and makes a stupid impression of the guy on the bulldozer every now and then. Note that Chris [[Destruction Of Chris's House|is not one to talk]] regarding fires. The crunching and plinking sounds implies that the video was shot rather nonchalantly during lunch.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mf6gEYRHxA8}}
| stardate = 6 [[November 2014]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Hypocrisy]]}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[To Mr. Smith]]
| next = [[GameSpot Assault]]
}}

==Transcript==

''[A view out of a window onto a backhoe and a burning pile of dirt, Chris sits in silence while music plays]''
''[About a minute and a half in Barb is heard]''
 '''Barb:''' 'you watching the <unintelligible>?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, and I'm Recording it on my iPod... video. ''[Chris clears his throat]'' Yeah, you see wha- you see he moved his... shovel back and he's looking like he's trying- he's either stokin' it or he's trying to put it out.
 '''Barb:''' <unintelligible>
 '''Chris:''' Well, he could try covering it with the dirt, that-a what's- that's what'e's looks what he's doing right now.

''[More silence, one of the window blinds blades falls in front of the iPod's camera several times, Chris quickly moves it out of the way making grunting noises as he does]''
 '''Barb:''' He's trying to put dirt over it, he's starting to put it out.
 '''Chris:''' You looked from downstairs, or outside?
 '''Barb:''' <unintelligible>smoke's<unintelligible>
 '''Chris:''' Yeah...

''[Jingling of dog tags]''
 '''Chris:''' Hey, [[Snoopy]]. This can go on YouTube; shoveling male idiot tries to put out a fire... surrounding a forest and... a neighborhood. Hey, there's a lake nearby, maybe he could scoop some water and put it over the damn fire! My mama tried callin' 911, but guess what? The darn idiots won't listen, they think ''[Chris does a stupid voice]'' 'he's not breakin' any laaaaaaaaaws.' ''[normal voice]'' consarn it, they don't have a lick of common sense. And look at this now, ''[Chris does a different, equally stupid voice]'' he road away from the damn fire...''[normal voice]''no wait, ''[stupid voice again]'' he's turnin' around

''[A cell phone starts ringing in the background]''
 '''Chris:''' Oh, now what? I'm no-

''[Jump cut, the camera now focuses on the window screen making everything outside blurry]''

''[A dog howls]''
 '''Chris:''' ''[Chris does the first stupid voice again]'' I'm drivin' away, yep, I stoked the fire and now I'm driving away. I'm an idiot or somthin', look at me. I'm drivin' away from the fire after I darn stoked it. And the wi-''[Chris's voice changes back to normal mid word]''-nd is heavy over here, I can feel it! ''[stupid voice again]'' Now I'll just turn myself around... and now i'm gonna watch the damn fire some more. ''[normal voice]'' Someone please call 911 and tell em to get over here!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[To Mr. Smith]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]

Brushfire Video

2014-12-29T00:28:14Z

DarryusChaobal:

The '''Brushfire Video''' (officially '''Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!''') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 6 [[November 2014]]. The video was posted during a string of rants on [[Facebook]] that Chris made while observing a man on a bulldozer trying to put out a very small [[Pandahalo|brushfire]] accidentally occurring near his house.

Note that the long title of the video accidentally reveals the address of his [[Rental House]].

The video is shot in better quality than his [[Chris and cinematography|usual standards]], apparently made using the YouTube Capture app on [[iDea Book Case|his iPhone]], but that's not saying much as the video quality continually changes, and is quite possibly one of the shakiest videos he has made this side of [[Sonichu's Edge]].

Chris thought that his [[Trolls|det]][[A-Logging|rac]][[Ween|tors]] wouldn't find the video by putting it in "Unlisted" mode on YouTube. This backfired spectacularly.

===Summary===
This video mostly consists of footage of the brushfire, shot through a window, while Chris talks loudly to his mom and makes a stupid impression of the guy on the bulldozer every now and then. Note that Chris [[Destruction Of Chris's House|is not one to talk]] regarding fires. The crunching and plinking sounds implies that the video was shot rather nonchalantly during lunch.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Male Idiot tries to put out fire, and Sits There. Someone, please call 911 for Flintstone Drive!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mf6gEYRHxA8}}
| stardate = 6 [[November 2014]]
| subject = {{Other|[[Hypocrisy]]}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| previous = [[To Mr. Smith]]
| next = [[GameSpot Assault]]
}}

==Transcript==

''[A view out of a window onto a backhoe and a burning pile of dirt, Chris sits in silence while music plays]''
''[About a minute and a half in Barb is heard]''
 '''Barb:''' 'you watching the <unintelligible>?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, and I'm Recording it on my iPod... video. ''[Chris clears his throat]'' Yeah, you see wha- you see he moved his... shovel back and he's looking like he's trying- he's either stokin' it or he's trying to put it out.
 '''Barb:''' <unintelligible>
 '''Chris:''' Well, he could try covering it with the dirt, that-a what's- that's what'e's looks what he's doing right now.

''[More silence, one of the window blinds blades falls in front of the iPod's camera several times, Chris quickly moves it out of the way making grunting noises as he does]''
 '''Barb:''' He's trying to put dirt over it, he's starting to put it out.
 '''Chris:''' You looked from downstairs, or outside?
 '''Barb:''' <unintelligible>smoke's<unintelligible>
 '''Chris:''' Yeah...
''[Jingling of dog tags]''
 '''Chris:''' Hey, [[Snoopy]]. This can go on YouTube; shoveling male idiot tries to put out a fire... surrounding a forest and... a neighborhood. Hey, there's a lake nearby, maybe he could scoop some water and put it over the damn fire! My mama tried callin' 911, but guess what? The darn idiots won't listen, they think ''[Chris does a stupid voice]'' 'he's not breakin' any laaaaaaaaaws.' ''[normal voice]'' consarn it, they don't have a lick of common sense. And look at this now, ''[Chris does a different, equally stupid voice]'' he road away from the damn fire...''[normal voice]''no wait, ''[stupid voice again]'' he's turnin' around

''[A cell phone starts ringing in the background]''
 '''Chris:''' Oh, now what? I'm no-

''[Jump cut, the camera now focuses on the window screen making everything outside blurry]''

''[A dog howls]''
 '''Chris:''' ''[Chris does the first stupid voice again]'' I'm drivin' away, yep, I stoked the fire and now I'm driving away. I'm an idiot or somthin', look at me. I'm drivin' away from the fire after I darn stoked it. And the wi-''[Chris's voice changes back to normal mid word]''-nd is heavy over here, I can feel it! ''[stupid voice again]'' Now I'll just turn myself around... and now i'm gonna watch the damn fire some more. ''[normal voice]'' Someone please call 911 and tell em to get over here!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[To Mr. Smith]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]]

Jail call

2014-12-29T00:20:37Z

DarryusChaobal:

On December 28, 2014, a [[troll]] (using some godawful voice-masking device) called the Albermarle Regional Jail in order to confirm that Chris was an inmate there following [[GameStop Assault|an incident at a local GameStop]] the previous day. According to the officer who answers the phone, they had received two prior calls that day asking about Chris. The officer confirms that it was indeed pepper spray that Chris sprayed the employee with, and that the man is okay.

== Video ==
<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Albermarle Regional Jail call
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|i08WeIdBbJk}}
| Stardate = 28 December 2014
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Catherine}} Catherine Saga
}} </center>

== Transcript ==
[''Typical automated menu/directory message''] 
Automated Message: Hello, you have reached the Albermarle Charlottesville Regional Jail after our regular...business hours. If you know what your party's extension [''unintelligble''], you may dial it now. If not--[''changes to female voice''] One moment, please.

'''Officer''': [''Garbled''] 
'''Caller''': Hi, uh, I want to find(?) some information about an inmate you have there(?) 
'''Officer''': Lemme guess, Chandler? 
'''Caller''': Uh yeah, the name is Christian Weston Chandler. I’m not the first one who’s calling about him? 
'''Officer''': Callin’ about what? 
'''Caller''': Uh, I’m not the first one to call you about this particular inmate? 
'''Officer''': Nah, you’re the third person in a row, that’s how I knew who it was about. 
'''Caller''': I’m… I’m… surprised… I want to confirm or deny he is in jail right now, because ah, [''garbled''] two days(?) ago or something. 
'''Officer''': Yeah, he’s here. 
'''Caller''': He is? In jail? 
'''Officer''': He’s here, he’s got video court Monday mornin’, the next thing that’ll happen(/then we’ll see what’ll happen?) 
'''Caller''': Okay, ahh, would you have more information? 
'''Officer''': What do you wanna know? 
'''Caller''': I dunno, ahh, if he’s going to be charged, ahh, if he’s going to uh- 
'''Officer''': Oh yeah he got a charge for...sprayin’ gas, I think he sprayed pepper spray on somebody 
'''Caller''': Yeah, that’s(/there’s?) some good information that we have, I guess, some video on YouTube where he sprayed a GameStop employee with some, um, pepper spray, somethin’ like that. I hope the employee is okay 
'''Officer''': Aw, yeah, he’s fine. 
'''Caller''': Ahh, glad to hear that. Aaah, thank you very much, have a good afternoon, and, uh, thank you for your cooperation. 
'''Officer''': Yeah, try calling back tomorrow afternoon. He'll be in video court tomorrow morning, so you can try calling in the afternoon and see what happens. 
'''Caller''': Uhh, okay, thanks. 
'''Officer''': You're welcome. 
''Call ends.''

==External Links==
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i08WeIdBbJk YouTube upload]

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]

Jail call

2014-12-29T00:20:15Z

DarryusChaobal:

On December 28, 2014, a [[troll]] (using some godawful voice-masking device) called the Albermarle Regional Jail in order to confirm that Chris was an inmate there following [[GameStop Assault|an incident at a local GameStop]] the previous day. According to the officer who answers the phone, they had received two prior calls that day asking about Chris. The officer confirms that it was indeed pepper spray that Chris sprayed the employee with, and that the man is okay.

== Video ==
<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Albermarle Regional Jail call
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|i08WeIdBbJk}}
| Stardate = 28 December 2014
| Featuring =
| Saga = {{Catherine}} Catherine Saga
}} </center>

== Transcript ==
[''Typical automated menu/directory message''] 
Automated Message: Hello, you have reached the Albermarle Charlottesville Regional Jail after our regular...business hours. If you know what your party's extension [''unintelligble''], you may dial it now. If not--[''changes to female voice''] One moment, please.
'''Officer''': [''Garbled''] 
'''Caller''': Hi, uh, I want to find(?) some information about an inmate you have there(?) 
'''Officer''': Lemme guess, Chandler? 
'''Caller''': Uh yeah, the name is Christian Weston Chandler. I’m not the first one who’s calling about him? 
'''Officer''': Callin’ about what? 
'''Caller''': Uh, I’m not the first one to call you about this particular inmate? 
'''Officer''': Nah, you’re the third person in a row, that’s how I knew who it was about. 
'''Caller''': I’m… I’m… surprised… I want to confirm or deny he is in jail right now, because ah, [''garbled''] two days(?) ago or something. 
'''Officer''': Yeah, he’s here. 
'''Caller''': He is? In jail? 
'''Officer''': He’s here, he’s got video court Monday mornin’, the next thing that’ll happen(/then we’ll see what’ll happen?) 
'''Caller''': Okay, ahh, would you have more information? 
'''Officer''': What do you wanna know? 
'''Caller''': I dunno, ahh, if he’s going to be charged, ahh, if he’s going to uh- 
'''Officer''': Oh yeah he got a charge for...sprayin’ gas, I think he sprayed pepper spray on somebody 
'''Caller''': Yeah, that’s(/there’s?) some good information that we have, I guess, some video on YouTube where he sprayed a GameStop employee with some, um, pepper spray, somethin’ like that. I hope the employee is okay 
'''Officer''': Aw, yeah, he’s fine. 
'''Caller''': Ahh, glad to hear that. Aaah, thank you very much, have a good afternoon, and, uh, thank you for your cooperation. 
'''Officer''': Yeah, try calling back tomorrow afternoon. He'll be in video court tomorrow morning, so you can try calling in the afternoon and see what happens. 
'''Caller''': Uhh, okay, thanks. 
'''Officer''': You're welcome. 
''Call ends.''

==External Links==
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i08WeIdBbJk YouTube upload]

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Phone calls]]