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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:JackSweetheart.jpg&amp;diff=128283</id>
		<title>File talk:JackSweetheart.jpg</title>
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		<updated>2010-12-05T14:57:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: /* Nude Set */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Anyone else here looking at her and thinking &amp;quot;jailbait&amp;quot;?  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 18:40, 13 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes,yes I do.[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 18:47, 13 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* I was thinking &amp;quot;so far out Chris' league it's hilarious,&amp;quot; but, now that you mention it...  - [[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 22:06, 14 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* THIS IS JACKIE!? I know she said she had low standards, but come on! She could do SO MUCH better. - [[User:ninjaclown|ninjaclown]] 05:45, 15 September 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**...You really don't get how this works, do you? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 13:21, 15 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Nude Set ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I swear I have seen more pictures of this girl without clothes. Same bathroom and everything. Is this part of a a porn set? [[User:Dave|Dave]] 12:35, 3 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Gee, if only there were some kind of WEBSITE that specialized in REVERSE IMAGE SEARCHES FUCK [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:52, 3 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
**I wasn't really asking to see it, just acknowledge the existence of it. Thanks for answering the question anyways. [[User:Dave|Dave]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:JackSweetheart.jpg&amp;diff=128071</id>
		<title>File talk:JackSweetheart.jpg</title>
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		<updated>2010-12-03T20:35:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: /* Nude Set */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Anyone else here looking at her and thinking &amp;quot;jailbait&amp;quot;?  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 18:40, 13 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes,yes I do.[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 18:47, 13 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* I was thinking &amp;quot;so far out Chris' league it's hilarious,&amp;quot; but, now that you mention it...  - [[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 22:06, 14 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
* THIS IS JACKIE!? I know she said she had low standards, but come on! She could do SO MUCH better. - [[User:ninjaclown|ninjaclown]] 05:45, 15 September 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**...You really don't get how this works, do you? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 13:21, 15 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Nude Set ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I swear I have seen more pictures of this girl without clothes. Same bathroom and everything. Is this part of a a porn set? [[User:Dave|Dave]] 12:35, 3 December 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:DIRTY,_CRAPPED_BRIEFS&amp;diff=91140</id>
		<title>Talk:DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS</title>
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		<updated>2010-05-17T23:35:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;It would appear my loud twin Mr. Mays felt a need to stick his nose into this one. I am confident he felt a need to cleanse with much Kaboom after he learned just what he had stuck his nose into at the end! How ghastly. [[User:William Maize|William Maize]] 16:16, 1 February 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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The log really needs Billy's reaction right after the claim about the briefs.  It was priceless. [[User:FalseSwipe|FalseSwipe]] 19:32, 3 April 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Since the article has been broadened to include his fetal incontinence, could someone find the rest of the chat log where he talks about how it &amp;quot;slips out&amp;quot; every now and then? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:36, 30 April 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Dr.Google claims that autism is linked to gastro-intestinal problems. If Christian knew that he would probably shit himself, and proceed to blame it on his DOG-GONE autism like he does for everything else. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 06:17, 24 April 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Funny, I have aspergers but I don't do that. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 06:56, 30 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Niatsirhc gets dirty crapped briefs in the new comic pages, someone crop that one image out and put it here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:58, 27 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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Although this is an amateur's opinion, I think the reason he thinks it's normal to crap his pants (I find it odd that he would use it as a &amp;quot;aw, pity poor me&amp;quot; and then say it's normal, rather hypocritical) is because he may have taken the exclamations of &amp;quot;I just shit myself&amp;quot; and such people use when they see something bewildering/amazing/scary literal, And as this wiki is quick to point out, Chris takes most everything at face value. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 20:40, 5 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Um, has anyone ever considered this trouble controlling his sphincter to be a result of extensive anal masturbation? I have heard of cases where constant stretching of the anus results in inability to control it but I'm not completely sure. If he has been shitting himself since he was a child then it probably isn't that. Still, just putting this theory on the table... --[[User:Dave|Dave]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Nia_Long_IS_Roberta;_NOT_that_High-Pitchey,_Whiney,_Bratty_Regan_Gomez.MOV&amp;diff=77777</id>
		<title>Talk:Nia Long IS Roberta; NOT that High-Pitchey, Whiney, Bratty Regan Gomez.MOV</title>
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		<updated>2010-03-23T03:24:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: Created page with 'Wow, has it been a week already? I must have lost track of time. ~~~'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Wow, has it been a week already? I must have lost track of time. [[User:Dave|Dave]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=%22Damian_Antaria%22,_PLEASE,_Don%27t_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!&amp;diff=75303</id>
		<title>&quot;Damian Antaria&quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!</title>
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		<updated>2010-03-14T19:17:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''&amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!''' is Chris' pathetic attempt to get his latest galpal back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name            = &amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|OU7REQHxY6Q}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate        = 14 [[March 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker           = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next            = '''Current'''&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=%22Damian_Antaria%22,_PLEASE,_Don%27t_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!&amp;diff=75300</id>
		<title>&quot;Damian Antaria&quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!</title>
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		<updated>2010-03-14T19:11:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: Created page with ''''&amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!''' is Chris pathetic attempt to get his latest galpal back.  == Video ==  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU7REQHxY6Q'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''&amp;quot;Damian Antaria&amp;quot;, PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!''' is Chris pathetic attempt to get his latest galpal back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Video ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU7REQHxY6Q&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:The_Wallflower&amp;diff=74251</id>
		<title>Talk:The Wallflower</title>
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		<updated>2010-03-11T01:27:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl (Heather, right?) is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:A_message_to_the_Trolls&amp;diff=74200</id>
		<title>Talk:A message to the Trolls</title>
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		<updated>2010-03-11T01:01:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;I got the transcript! [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 00:58, 11 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it me or does chris sound more... melancholic in this vid? He looks like he's acting, I mean more than usual. Anywho, RIP new camera or pseye. [[User:Dave|Dave]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:PS3&amp;diff=72749</id>
		<title>Talk:PS3</title>
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		<updated>2010-03-02T17:07:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== new logs ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/we3muZP5&lt;br /&gt;
(Overall list)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/KEdpgSQy&lt;br /&gt;
(Purchase list)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
sep - feb 23 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:30, 25 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris's fanboy faggotry with PS3 (ultimate life upgrade, etc.)&lt;br /&gt;
*Make available a log of his PSN purchases.&lt;br /&gt;
*Make reference to credit card theft.&lt;br /&gt;
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Is there a way to look up Playstation Network stats (e.g. trophies) while not on the PSN? [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 01:50, 17 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
: The folks at /_cwc/ hinted that [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu nowadays we can]. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 15:30, 11 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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* Chain these links together for his entire DLC purchases.&lt;br /&gt;
http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f5736ffdd&lt;br /&gt;
http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2&lt;br /&gt;
http://outerheaven2.pastebin.com/m26fb6764&lt;br /&gt;
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http://outerheaven2.pastebin.com/f61a9b739 (his ALT usa account when he was hacked the second time)&lt;br /&gt;
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uh yeah. this is pretty much the only thing that matters. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:56, 20 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* stats: total $2485.89 (dlc only not including hardware/software/game discs/umds...etc...chris's list of games for that info...so...)&lt;br /&gt;
634 total things (2 being tax from troll purchases when hacked first time post-julie)&lt;br /&gt;
1 29.99&lt;br /&gt;
1 24.99&lt;br /&gt;
4 19.99&lt;br /&gt;
1 17.99&lt;br /&gt;
6 14.99&lt;br /&gt;
2 12.99&lt;br /&gt;
2 11.99&lt;br /&gt;
33 9.99 (1 troll purchase made here)&lt;br /&gt;
1 8.99&lt;br /&gt;
7 7.99&lt;br /&gt;
4 6.99&lt;br /&gt;
14 6.25&lt;br /&gt;
79 5.99 (1 troll purchase made here)&lt;br /&gt;
1 5.50&lt;br /&gt;
42 5.49&lt;br /&gt;
40 4.99&lt;br /&gt;
20 3.99&lt;br /&gt;
1 3.49&lt;br /&gt;
60 2.99&lt;br /&gt;
6 2.49&lt;br /&gt;
203 1.99&lt;br /&gt;
1 1.49&lt;br /&gt;
81 .99&lt;br /&gt;
1 .66 (troll tax)&lt;br /&gt;
19 .49&lt;br /&gt;
1 .42 (troll tax)&lt;br /&gt;
3 .15&lt;br /&gt;
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yeah. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 10:21, 20 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I've got to say something ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...he does have a ton of 100%s here, which does make me sorta little bit hexbox-green with envy. Though most of them seem to be from games with only a few trophies (closer to the 200-gamerscore arcade games in XBL). ''And'' a few of these look like pretty simple games. But still, surprisingly many, considering the fact that just a few months ago there were ''three'' games in the list with 100%.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely, just a random guy in the last stages of of grinding his way to 1200 G in ''Mass Effect'', --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 20:07, 2 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Friend Limit MAXIMUM!==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris' friend limit is at the max on his PSN account.  Does he have another one so he can still stay in contact with his 'fans'?  Also, how do I get his LPB levels HOW DID I GET HERE OH GOD I AM NO GOOD WITH COMPUTER&lt;br /&gt;
*The only way I know is to go on LittleBigPlanet and search Sonichu and you're guaranteed to find his levels. And don't forget to do your signature, btw. It's one of those buttons in the middle of the set right on top of this box. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 04:10, 3 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I've gotta be honest ==&lt;br /&gt;
I was expecting a NOGAEMS joke somewhere in the article. [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 20:07, 16 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*If there's no direct link to Chris, expect it wouldn't be there. It's a way to keep the blubber away. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 20:23, 16 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Does Chris have a fat or slim PS3? ==&lt;br /&gt;
I'm sure he had a fat one but knowing Chris, he probably bought the slim too. If he does indeed use the fat one, was he not affected by the PSN clock death thing that happened recently? [[User:Dave|Dave]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dave&amp;diff=68439</id>
		<title>User:Dave</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-09T23:20:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;'''DESTROY THE UNDESTROYABLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE'''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH'''&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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''You don't rape a hamster. I mean, you can try but your chances of success are slim. You can give them food and water and penis but they'll just take the former two.''&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dave&amp;diff=68224</id>
		<title>User:Dave</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-08T20:18:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;You don't rape a hamster. I mean, you can try but your chances of success are slim. You can give them food and water and penis but they'll just take the former two.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Apologies_to_Alec_and_Evan&amp;diff=67000</id>
		<title>Talk:Apologies to Alec and Evan</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-02T03:44:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: Created page with 'Someone gonna transcribe dis bitch? ~~~'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Someone gonna transcribe dis bitch? [[User:Dave|Dave]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Apologies_to_Alec_and_Evan&amp;diff=66998</id>
		<title>Apologies to Alec and Evan</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-02T03:43:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Right after giving Mao a curse-ye-mehameha, he &amp;quot;apologizes&amp;quot; to Evan and Alec.&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Apologies to Alec and Evan &lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|gvPYdS25pKY}}&lt;br /&gt;
| imagewidth     = 250&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 1 February 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = [[Image:Website.png]] Website&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] Red Stripe&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = Current&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Address_to_Mao,_the_S.O.B.&amp;diff=66994</id>
		<title>Address to Mao, the S.O.B.</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-02T03:41:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;After seeing new ads depicting gay porn on [[CWCipedia]], Chris decides to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] Mao.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{tardrage}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Address to Mao, the S.O.B.&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|N0nTrlgRnc0}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 1 February 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = [[Image:Homosn.png]] [[Homos]], [[Image:Website.png]] Website&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] Tard Rage&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] Red Stripe&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CWC address to Royal Board]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
This Message is to Mr. Mao of the god-dang Asperpedia.  Your ad right now!  Look what you have up there on the CWCiki- on my [[CWCipedia]]!  That's just wrong!  [''Voice becomes very high pitched''] You're imitating [[Jack Thaddeus]] now!  And I do not appreciate it!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Either you remove your ads altogether, or I will have your head on this.  I'm already having your head on this because, as much as I have a [[curse]] on- on- possibly have a curse on me, you! [''Throws up double claws, backs away from the camera, whispers''] are gonna get cursed as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Still making shamanistic hand gestures''] Addressed to Mr. Mao of the Asperpe- Asperpedia!  Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-{{RageQuote|HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!}}&lt;br /&gt;
[''Grabs the camera, takes on a commanding voice''] [[Death threats|Take down the ads!  Or prematurely ROT!]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Apologies_to_Alec_and_Evan&amp;diff=66993</id>
		<title>Apologies to Alec and Evan</title>
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		<updated>2010-02-02T03:41:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: Created page with 'Right after giving Mao a curse-ye-mehameha, he &amp;quot;apologizes&amp;quot; to evan and alec.  ==Video== &amp;lt;center&amp;gt; {{Infobox/video | name           = Apologies to Alec and Evan  | image          …'&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Right after giving Mao a curse-ye-mehameha, he &amp;quot;apologizes&amp;quot; to evan and alec.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Apologies to Alec and Evan &lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|gvPYdS25pKY}}&lt;br /&gt;
| imagewidth     = 250&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 1 February 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = [[Image:Website.png]] Website&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] Red Stripe&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = &lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Address_to_Mao,_the_S.O.B.&amp;diff=66964</id>
		<title>Address to Mao, the S.O.B.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Address_to_Mao,_the_S.O.B.&amp;diff=66964"/>
		<updated>2010-02-02T02:52:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: forgot to remove link&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;After seeing new ads depicting gay porn on cwckipedia, Chris decides to curse Mao.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Address to Mao, the S.O.B.&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|N0nTrlgRnc0}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 1 February 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = &lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] Tard Rage&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] Red Stripe&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CWC address to Royal Board]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = Current&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Address_to_Mao,_the_S.O.B.&amp;diff=66963</id>
		<title>Address to Mao, the S.O.B.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Address_to_Mao,_the_S.O.B.&amp;diff=66963"/>
		<updated>2010-02-02T02:48:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;after seeing new ads depicting gay porn on cwckipedia, chris decides to curse Mao.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Address to Mao, the S.O.B.&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|N0nTrlgRnc0}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 1 February 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = &lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] Rage&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Redstripeshirt.png]] Red Stripe&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CWC address to Royal Board]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = Current&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0nTrlgRnc0&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Address_to_Mao,_the_S.O.B.&amp;diff=66961</id>
		<title>Address to Mao, the S.O.B.</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Address_to_Mao,_the_S.O.B.&amp;diff=66961"/>
		<updated>2010-02-02T02:45:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: Created page with 'after seeing new ads depicting gay porn on cwckipedia, chris decides to curse Mao.  ==Video== http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0nTrlgRnc0'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;after seeing new ads depicting gay porn on cwckipedia, chris decides to curse Mao.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0nTrlgRnc0&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Rosechu&amp;diff=65494</id>
		<title>Rosechu</title>
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		<updated>2010-01-25T21:13:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Rosechu_Original.jpg|right|thumb||She has a God-given vagina, uterus, and pair of Almighty ovaries.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Rosedong.jpg|right|thumb||[[BILLY MAYS|BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''This article is about Chris's eponymous female [[fail]] OC. For the general species of female fail OCs, see [[Rosechu (species)]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Rosechu''' (pronounced &amp;quot;roe-se-chew&amp;quot;) is the second electric hedgehog Pokemon created by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian]], and the girlfriend of [[Sonichu]].  As the primary female character in the Sonichu universe, she represents Chris's ideal woman.  Rosechu's interests include kissing Sonichu, shopping, gossiping, sucking Sonichu's cock, posting nude photos of herself to the internet to uphold her reputation, and stripping for [[Women's rights]]. Chris will occasionally have Rosechu refer to him as &amp;quot;father&amp;quot; (or more likely &amp;quot;papa&amp;quot;), just like Sonichu, implying the two are caught up in an [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|incestuous affair]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rosechu is extremely defensive about rumors that she has a [[pickles|penis]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Development==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Pink electric hedgehog Pokemon.  The original cutie.  She is Sonichu’s girlfriend.  Even though she can’t run as fast as Sonichu, she still can zap up some power when in danger.|Rosechu's background, [http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews2.htm Sonichu's News Dash #2]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Christian's primary interests are [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Pokemon]], and [[Sex|scoring]] [[china|pussy]].  Having first created Sonichu, it was inevitable that he would then turn to fashioning a girlfriend for his creation, based predominantly on [[Amy Rose]], with minor elements from [[Raichu]] added.  Whereas the Sonic/Amy relationship is deliberately one-sided to create some small sense of drama, Christian prides himself on the fact that Sonichu and Rosechu have absolutely no sexual tension or any complications in their romance at all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Intentionally or not, the entire Sonichu/Rosechu relationship serves as Christian's model for how he presumes he will interact with his eventual sweetheart.  Sonichu's attraction to Rosechu is based entirely on a single wayward glance.  He makes no effort to win her affection, and indeed he does not need to as Rosechu falls for him simply because he exists.  They are rarely out of one another's sight, and all of their time together is spent kissing, snuggling, or screwing.  Christian does not depict Rosechu as an unequal partner in the relationship, but since she has almost no purpose or existence outside of her association with Sonichu the character essentially becomes an [[Fapcup|object]] for Sonichu to periodically [[Semen|come]] inside.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As [[trolls]] discovered Chris's weak spot for fan art of Rosechu with a penis, Christian responded with increasing attempts to prove Rosechu's femininity, drawing her less like the cartoonish Amy Rose and with greater attention to her breasts, hips, legs, panties, and [[China|cameltoe]].  This drive to assert Rosechu's sexuality, along with Chris's inevitable sexual attraction to his own character, probably contributed to Rosechu's increasing prominence in the comics.  [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] is almost entirely about her, to the point of Rosechu demonstrating powers far superior to her boyfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sexism==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|She is not just a sex object; she is an individual with her own feelings, aspirations and opinions.|Chris, [[Mailbag 10#The incredible vanishing email|explaining how he sees Rosechu as a sex object]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since Chris knows virtually nothing about actual women, he has no frame of reference for Rosechu's characterization, beyond qualities that make her a perfect mate in his eyes.  Beyond her relationship with Sonichu and her defiance of [[4-cent_garbage.com]], Chris can only have Rosechu do stereotypical female activities.  She enjoys &amp;quot;shopping&amp;quot; for no other reason than Chris having deemed this as a compulsory feminine quality, as well as having long &amp;quot;girly chats&amp;quot; that can last for hours - as seen with the character of Amy Rose. Despite all of the shopping she does, she always wears the same outfit in public (when she isn't making porn for women's rights).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Her only other hobbies seem to include lounging in fields of flowers, and getting kidnapped and constantly needing her man Sonichu to save her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transgenderism==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TheTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's edited &amp;quot;proof&amp;quot; of Rosechu's sex.]][[Image:TheREALTailofRosechu.jpg|thumb|right|But, as always, it's all a lie.]]On 12 January 2010, Chris received [[Mailbag 39#Rosechu the transwoman|a letter from a fan]] complimenting his portrayal of Rosechu as a transwoman. The Raichu which would become Rosechu had a defined pointy tip on its tail, which, as of the fourth generation of the Pokemon video game series, is characteristic of the male of the species (whereas the females have a flattened tail tip). Rather than explaining that he had created the character before this sexual characteristic existed in the game art, Chris's reaction was to freak out in capslock and in [[12 January 2010#Part 2|a video uploaded later that night]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris received [[Mailbag 42#It was just a girl that had all the physical characteristics of a boy|two]] [[Mailbag 44#On Rosechu's man-parts|more]] letters about Rosechu's originally male nature before freaking out.  He threw together a collage in, declaring that it proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that Rosechu was a girl. Unfortunately for Chris, one of these images has Rosechu so far off in the distance that it's impossible to see anything, and the other one has the most important part of her tail off-frame.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Mailbag 45]], one mailer pointed out the real page unedited. It showed that not only did Chris erase the tips in his collage, he hid the third and final panel of the Raichu because her tail there was out in the open, obviously unflattened. Chris promptly deleted the letter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Whether the Raichu in question had a pointed tail (male), or a dented tail (female), it's all pointless seeing that Rosechu's tail is that of a male's. At no point has Chris tried to defend himself by pointing out that gender differences between Pokemon didn't exist until well after [[Sonichu 0]] was published.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Marriage==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AfterTheHoneyMoon.jpg|thumb|right|Rosechu's marriage with Sonichu hasn't been as idyllic as she always imagined...]]&lt;br /&gt;
Rosechu married Sonichu in a top secret ceremony at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church on March 17, 2006&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today CWCipedia article on Sonichu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.  Despite living and sleeping together openly, the two lovebirds saw fit to keep their union out of the spotlight by wearing their rings under their gloves.  Rosechu quickly set to work fulfilling her sole creator-given biological function (aside from designated sperm-dumpster) as a [[Sonee &amp;amp; Rosey]] factory.  As of 2009 the couple have [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|three hidden children]], abandoned to their [[Heather Iglesias|put-upon yet attractive hispanic lesbian nanny]]. This is presumably so the grown-ups can continue their important day-jobs of appearing to not be married with children in Chris's comics.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rosechu &amp;quot;volunteered on her own sound decision to have her tubes tied,&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#4-Cent_Garbage CWCipedia article on Sonichu]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; which Chris seems to believe is a reversible procedure (it is generally permanent; reversal attempts have varying levels of success). Rosechu does this despite the fact that it would presumably be easier for Sonichu to get a vasectomy and much easier for Sonichu just to wear a damn condom, as both characters have espoused in fake PSAs within the comic. The fact that being sterilized is Rosechu's responsibility rather than her husband's illustrates Chris's self-centered views on masculinity, responsibility, and the woman's role in a marriage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Religion==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She appears to hold [[Chris and religion|Christian beliefs]], reminding Sonichu that instead of [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|using violence]] or [[CWC is Angry|getting angry]] with his foes, he should remember the story of Joseph and &amp;quot;forgive&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rosechu quickly forgets this lesson, attacking workers in a building only minutes later for daring to imply that she might not be a female. Not very forgiving yourself Rosechu, are we?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She also commits attempted murder shortly afterward, savagely assaulting [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] not only for the crime of creating a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|satire website]] about her creator - but for throwing a pickle at her. At this point, Joseph's story of Forgiveness goes straight out the window. Proving her [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] yet again, Rosechu face-rapes Jason and tears his scalp open before electrocuting his head, leaving him convulsing in a pool of blood&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_8/Page_46 Sonichu 8]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Campaigner==&lt;br /&gt;
Despite the sexism evident, Rosechu is a long-term campaigner for [[Women's rights]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rosechu has also been known to complain about the &amp;quot;dumb&amp;quot; child pornography laws &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Sonichu 7]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, voicing [[Pedofork|Chris' not-so-subtle wish that they be overturned so he can do fifteen year olds]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Rosechu, the perfect role model for Chris-Chan's young female audience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:229-ACRchu.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:230-ACRchuBck.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:234-RchuCard1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:235-RchuCard2.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:236-RchuCard3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:237-YuRosechu.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:239-RchuWink.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:241-DolledRchu.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:242-RosechuStyle.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:512-RosechuAtPacSun.JPG|Originally believed to be [[DJ Jamsta]], it turns out this is Rosechu.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:A_pickle.jpg|NOT PHOTOSHOPPED!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:238-RosechuPose.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sauce==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also:==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Fan art}}&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rosechu (species)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[CWCville#Zapbud|Zapbud]], a flower Rosechu lieks.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pickle]], a vegetable Rosechu is [[Silvana|implied to have]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dave&amp;diff=55973</id>
		<title>User:Dave</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dave&amp;diff=55973"/>
		<updated>2010-01-04T02:43:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Dave: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Change if fun.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Dave</name></author>
	</entry>
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