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Commissions (2014-2015)

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Dcencia: /* Untitled, Dated 11/19/2015 */

On 1 [[July 2014]], Chris began taking '''commissions for his [[Chris and art| artwork]]''' on [[eBay]]. He offered a B&W 8.5 X 11 for $50, a colored 8.5 X 11 for $100, and a colored drawing in a ''frame'' for $200. Though several B&Ws and coloreds were purchased, needless to say nobody was willing to pay the extra $100 for a frame. By the time he had shifted his business to [[Etsy]] in [[September 2015]], he had lowered prices to $30 for a B&W and $50 for a colored.

==Description==
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Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), you may now request a Fresh full-colored hand-drawn and colored artwork with Non-Offensive subject matters directly. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Included in this set of The Works are Lamination of the piece for helping it last a lot longer. A personal hand-written Certificate of Authenticity directly from me, the artist. And a lovely picture frame. All in all, it all is very well worth it.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Note: the artworks in the photos are Sample Pieces, previously commissioned to select others before today, June 30, 2014, and those particular pieces are Not available for individual sale, as the original pieces have already been shipped to their respective owners who paid in full as well.

<nowiki>****</nowiki>When purchasing, please state your Non-Offensive drawing request in the Message either beforehand, or during upon checkout in the message block via PayPal. Please properly checkout through this listing here on eBay. Do Not make your requests anywhere outside of eBay. I reserve the right to issue a refund should I feel the subject matter of the request to be offensive upon reading it. Thank you.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>ONLY on Commission Purchases, I am offering Text Messaging updates. Should you purchase a commission job from me, I will personally extend an offer to you individually and request your number if you would like Texting Updates.}}

Chris posted six samples of his work, which he claimed were already sold, as examples of his craftsmanship. A [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|conversation with an anonymous male friend]] reveals that Chris had produced these commissions for a select few during the previous month. Presumably this success inspired him to go public.

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File:Chris Commissions 1.JPG|Who shot that gun?
File:Chris Commissions 2.JPG|I gave that drunk "king" the what-for!!
File:Chris Commissions 3.JPG|[[Rosechu]] and some other recolor
File:Chris Commissions 4.JPG|A comedy masterpiece
File:Chris Commissions 5.JPG|Some bullshit, who cares
File:Chris Commissions 6.JPG|Fruit or dinosaur words
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==Questions and Answers==
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I was looking into buying a picture commission and I am wondering why the price differences between all three? It's a $50 difference between B and W and a colored commission and then another $50 between a color commission without a frame and one with one. I could essentially buy a colored commission without a frame and then buy a nice $10 one at walmart and have the $200 sale at $160. Did you make the frames?? Is that why it's so expensive? Or are the frames such good quality that they've costed you $40-50? I'm not dissing on your sales, I'm just pointing out something I noticed. I think you'd sell more pictures with frames if you charged maybe $160 instead of $200.}}

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Firstly, it is the Time and Detail, Heart and Soul, that goes more greatly into the coloured commissions. More time is definitely needed in the coloured commissions. And then in the best offer, there is the Certificate which I personally sign and date, and I laminate the drawings. The frames vary on which is available from 10 to 50 at the time and circumstances locally at my end.}}

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If the quality of the art isn't that good, can the customer get a refund of their money?}}

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No refunds.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Hi Mr. Chandler,

I want to buy one of your pieces as a gift to my girlfriend [omitted] who is a big fan of your works. We are two girls dating so obviously she was very excited about three characters being L B and T, Cera Christine and Robbie. Since she is also obsessed with prom planning, I thought a good picture for her would be to order one of those characters in a cute dress with their prom date.

But after finishing the comic, I realize Sandy is the only girl around their age so the other two (who didn't get Sandy) would not have dates. As I want the drawing to be canon ([omitted] is super into stuff being canon), I was wondering who in your internal universe the Sonichu and Rosechu siblings would all take to the prom before I order the picture just to be sure she would like it.

Sorry if this seems like a weird request, I just want to be a really good girlfriend and $150 is a lot of money for me on my mom's VISA.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.}}

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That is Really Sweet and Awesome! Let me think... Last I wrote, Christine had a crush on a Jewish boy, pre-evolved. I had not made up anyone for Cera or Robbie yet, but they both would go out with girls, most definitely. Christine is the Bi. I have just checked, and the Jewish boy dumps her; Christine was devastated. Then she was attracted to her lesbian best friend, Karen Lyon, who took her back to her place eventually and totally went Tribbing on her! Then she hooks up with Benjamin Matthews with everything; after that with him, she realized herself as a Bisexual. Cera really likes this Chinese girl, Cassandra Kinsley. Those are who they all go to the Prom with.

You may pay for the $100 color commission; no frame, laminate or certificate, but with my current offer, you get a second commission or a medallion of your choice for Free...}}

Several customers made the decision to fork over money for personalized artwork by Chris. The finished masterpieces are shown here.

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
For this work, the recipient (Trickie[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/rosechus-story.3444/page-45#post-495889])asked Chris to draw a scene from her comic, "Rosechu's Story." Her response to Chris's effort: "I'm pretty happy with basically everything except for the fact that he forgot that the pokeball is supposed to be opened, which I specifically requested."

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File:Commissions B 1.jpg|The envelope it came in.
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==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
The buyer sent the following request to Chris:

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Hey Chris,

For my commission I would like a collage of my favorite wrestler, Rob Van Dam, drawn in your signature style with a special Sonichu spin to the designs on RVD's clothes. I would like one part of the picture to be RVD making this pose http://i.imgur.com/aZVfrfo.jpg, another part to be RVD holding this briefcase http://i.imgur.com/xCSHEr0.jpg and the last part to be Chibi RVD http://i.imgur.com/3YtG5hX.jpg, all with that Sonichu spin. I am sure you can make this all come together!}}

This was followed up by correspondence:

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Your number has been registered, and I will keep you updated. Rest assured, I promise not to share your number with anyone. Thank you. I have your suggest images, plus an idea in my mind and a magazine and newspaper for background portions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|
Great, I trust your creativity to fill in any blanks!}}

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I have completed the piece. The story I came up for it is chibi Ron is the son; he gets picked on at school. "Wah! Wah! The kids bullyme! I want to go to a theme park and laugh at the freak clowns there. Wah! Wah!" Papa Rob and his honey are being abused like as they were "Mr. Money in the Bank"; what trouble for the parents. It will be complimentary laminated to keep the portions secure on the pieces on the back card stock paper. I will ship it to you tomorrow.}}

The result is one of the most surreal and autistic works Chris has ever produced. What it means is anyone's guess; his description offers little help. Chris made sure to scribble over the offensive torsos of the wrestlers and Chibi with black marker. The drawing came covered with [[Hair|hair]] of unknown origin.

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File:Commissions C 1.jpg|lots of hair
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==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
A Japanese industrial/noise/experimental band called L'eclipse Nue (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Leclipse-Nue/189265644421174?pnref=story) commissioned Chris to produce the cover to their album "Negative." The album was released in February 2015.

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The buyer asked for a picture of "[[Collosal Chan|Colossal-chan]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] staring down with CWC as the referee."

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The recipient asked for a picture of "CWC shaking hands with [[Clyde Cash]]."

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==Untitled, dated 7/13/2014==
The recipient explained, "I asked for Sonichu and Chris to be fighting Clyde, [[Asperchu]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickel suit]], and [[Liquid Chris|Brown shirted imposter]], with [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]], and [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]] watching. Chris isn't good at following instructions."

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File:Commissions D 1.jpg|The envelope it came in
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=="Boy's Night Out at Cheers with Jugs," dated 7/20/2014==
The buyer's request: "About the commission, I would like these three fine gentlemans: http://i.imgur.com/hvmiqKf.jpg in a bar full of only gentlemen. And somewhere in the background I would also like Christian Weston Chandler to also be in this gentleman's bar. Again this is a gentleman's bar, only for men to go to, not gay, kind of like a "Boy's Night Out". And adding a few small talk between the gentlemen in the picture would be great! Thanks Chris!"

Drawings received a certificate and title only if they were the $200 version, or if they were for a repeat customer.

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File:Commissions F 2.jpg|The certificate of authenticity.
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==Three Untitled Drawings, dated 7/21/2014==
The buyer made the following request:
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For this commission, I would really like to see [[Rosechu]] (with her lightning sword) and [[Ultra Sonichu]] in a friendly pokemon battle. The battle has been going on for a while, and they've been really going at it and giving it their all, and the arena has been torn up quite a bit with rubble lying around and scorch marks on the ground.

I want it to look as though Ultra Sonichu might have the upper hand, but Rosechu is trying to find a way to turn the tables on him.

Incidentally, who do you think would win in a fight between Ultra Sonichu and Rosechu? Sonichu is pretty powerful, but I think Rosechu might be resourceful enough to win. I'd be interested to hear your take.}}

The following correspondence ensued.
{{quotebox|
Send me your payment, I will debate that statistically in my mind and you will find out in the piece.}}

{{quoteboxred|
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what "you will find out in the piece" means? Are you going to include a separate note saying who would win? Or are you planning to show which one wins in the piece itself?

Glad the payment and the email got to you alright. Thanks again. ^__^}}

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In the piece itself.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Oh, so that means you're going to change the picture to show one of them winning instead?}}

{{quotebox|
No, it will be a subtle hint. I will tell you directly after I have thought about it.}}

Chris sent three illustrations. They arrived with a handwritten explanation of the art:

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Hey [omitted],

I have given the matter a Lot of thought, and I ended up drawing a three-piece set for you (a bonus, considering lack of background for Classic Pokemon Battle Style). I felt it a mismatch to pit Super Vs. Regular initially, so I took creative license to make Super and Ultimate Fury into Mega Evolutions for the turn-based gaming format. Also, taking a tip from ScrewAttack's Vegeta Vs. Shadow & Mario Vs. Sonic "Death Battle" episodes (on YouTube) to figure which Mega Evo. Form would last longer, and who could stand battling the other longer... Chaos Object Energy doesn't last as long as a woman's scorn, and considerably finds the end result in reasonable theory. But I would not see death to either anyway, because the Primes, Sonichu & Rosechu, are Not only Sweethearts and Married with Children, the couple are Best Friends with each other. You care, feel, understand and have true compassion for the other;... I would not want to hurt them in the least.

Do you understand?

Have a good day.

Christian W. Chandler}}

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File:Commissions E 1.jpg
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File:Commissions E 3.jpg
File:Commissions E 4.jpg|The included handwritten note
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==Untitled, dated 7/24/2014==
Why, it's [[Wikipedia:ALF (TV series)|ALF]] and his girlfriend Rhonda from Melmac!

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==Untitled, dated 7/29/2014==
The customer requested a drawing of his fursona. While he supplied a picture of only the dragon's head, Chris came through with the entire animal. The buyer provided further details and appraisals in a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ.

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=="*A Camera From Memory*," dated 11/28/2014==
The purchaser ordered this for a friend, a photographer. He told Chris he could draw anything related to photography.

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==The Flufflehugs Commissions==
{{quote|Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.|Chris to his eBay customer Flufflehugs.}}

In late September 2014, the True and Honest fan known as "Flufflehugs" created an original character named Mimi Rosechu, and asked Chris if he would be willing to include her in a commission.

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Would you consider this fan character to be offensive?
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission G.jpg|thumb]]
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Chris replied:

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Wow! Not only do I find that Not Offensive, but it REALLY TURNS ME ON! Please pay me to draw that for you! If pay me the $100 to draw her in color, you can get your choice of a second color commission or a Sonichu or Rosechu [[Medallion]] for Free.
}}

Flufflehugs decided to order two colored comic pages in addition to a medallion. She told Chris her commission could be of whatever he wanted as long as her original character was included. Some time later, she placed a second order of two black-and-white comic pages about [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|male lesbians]]. One month went by, and she had not yet received any of the pages. He sent her a series of excuses.

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Dear [omitted],

I'm sorry for the delays. I am working on medallions right now, and I am waiting for $80 to be released into my PayPal from stuff I shipped out last Friday to be delivered. I have had a Lot of stressful situations happen to me. I will draw All of your pages today, and ship them out with the medals this week. Thank you for your patience.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I apologize again for the delay, but I will be drawing your comic pages today and shipping them out tomorrow. I am making it a four-page comic, where both sets of your requests will be linked. Have a great and safe day. :)

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I think I've overestimated my mood. I promise to have your four page comic request sent by Wednesday. I apologize again. And, please, do leave positive feedback for me after you get the drawings.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 4 November he sent her an update:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Progress report of the comic pages; I have drawn two of the pages; full-page drawings. The story idea of beginning with the conversation between me and [[Robbie Sonichu]], leading to him meeting Mimi Rosechu, and enjoying a conversation and a cup of coffee with her is in my memory. But unfortunately, what to Write for dialogue has escaped me. I will think this further at rest, and try to complete the dialogue and drawings tomorrow. I have something else to ship out on Friday as well, so I will try to have your drawings completed at best by then.

I sincerely apologize. I have been under my own deal of stress and mental quandaries lately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris finally admitted that he could not complete her commission as she had requested, but hoped that she could accept his half-assed effort.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am a woman soul in the male body. I am not psycho or manipulative. I am afraid I could not come up with extensive dialogue for the pages, but I have one page with me and Robbie Sonichu, and two with Mimi and Robbie; all each with a lesbian joke. And I am drawing a single piece of Mimi Rosechu for you. The piece will be laminated and certified, with my compliments, to make up for the wait and lack of better dialogue. You will be pleased, I hope.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 13 November Flufflehugs received her commissions:

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File:Flufflehugs Commission A.jpg|envelope
File:Flufflehugs Commission B.jpg|commission description
File:Flufflehugs Commission C.jpg|a desperate plea
File:Set1pic2.jpg
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File:Set1pic4.jpg
File:Set1pic1.jpg
File:Set1pic1back.png
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Of course, this was not what Flufflehugs had requested. She had asked for two colored comic pages which incorporated her original character, and two black-and-white comic pages about male lesbians. However, Chris had failed to think of any dialogue for the comics, so instead he sent three colored pages of bad lesbian jokes and a laminated and certified color illustration of her original character. She expressed her dissatisfaction to Chris.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Well, I do apologize for lack of better dialogue in the pages. I came up mostly blank. But hey, things got good between Mimi and Robbie. And you have a Certified Drawing of Mimi herself. Plus, among the conversations between Lesbian Transwomen, they would share a joke or two.

I Have Been Under a Lot of [[Stress]]! Please, give me a break. I Need the positive feedback to get my seller label back up to Standard, for better chance for eBay releasing my total funds into my PayPal account, and I need that money to pay my bills an whatnot.

-jesusguidesme2
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Flufflehugs requested that either she be allowed to return the four pages and allow him to try again, or that he refund her money. He gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I can not afford to issue a refund. Let me think it further, and I will make another attempt very soon. Please, keep what I have already sent you, and leave positive feedback.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I will get them thought up and drawn ASAP; I will try for over this weekend.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Concerned about further delays, Flufflehugs kept in touch with Chris. On 18 November he wrote:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am starting to draw them; I will try to base them between the pages I sent you already. All I have right now for dialogue beginning is "There's a sale at JCPenny; half of discount on dresses." And right now, my mind has gone blank from stress and being tired. I am sorry. I will try to have them completed by Friday.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

And two days later:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am working on it. My brain just gave out. Here, have a look.

-jesusguidesme2
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission D.png|left|thumb]][[File:Flufflehugs Commission E.png|left|thumb]]
}}

Inspired by [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|recent revelations]], Flufflehugs asked Chris if he would consider drawing a picture depicting tribadism. She also asked him to explain what the act consists of. He replied on 22 November:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Drawing something so graphic and nude would be a whole other and new Commission Order, and in the Full $100 Colored Commission Price.

And Tribadism is not all that difficult to understand, really. There is a page on the Wikipedia on the subject. And in short, it is where the two women stimulate each other's clitoris simultaneously, more likely by rubbing them with their own clitoris, or with the labia. The clit is amazing at being a sensitive and short yet protrusive part. The female Bonobo monkeys have quite extensive clitoris, and the lesbian Bonobos find their own good times with each other very much.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Four days later, Chris announced that he was finally finished with her commission and was shipping it that day. But then, out of the blue, he asked his eBay customer [[Honest Content|a rather jarring question]]:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

As for what I wanted to ask you about, I really want to become more sex-positive (the alternate term for a slut) and I would like some advice and tips for approaching, talking and flirting with women, like a lesbian. Do you have some advice or tips or do you know any sex positive lesbians there in [omitted] who can help? Thank you.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs responded that she was bisexual, and asked him about [[Chris and health#Exercise|exercise]], [[Chris and health#Nutrition|diet]], and [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]. Chris gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions: I exercise daily with walking for more than a half hour, and I eat twice a day instead of three. My main choices are colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses. I could use a shopping day with my sweetheart. Approaching women by autistic default, I am still transitioning out from Really Shy. [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|The last time I had sex]], it was basic, and it was April of 2012.

And the snow here today, along with lack of shipping tape is delaying the shipping up to Friday now. I have completed your pages; mostly dialogue.

-jesusguidesme2
}}
{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
Also, are you Positive you're totally a BiSexual woman? My sweetheart realized recently that [[China|pussy]] puts her off mildly, and a woman friend of mine felt the same way in her own realization of the same as well. Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

For some reason, by 28 November he still had not shipped her order. By this time it was clear that he intended to send her three colored comic pages instead of the two colored and two black-and-white pages she had paid for. Consequently, she asked for the tribadism page at no extra charge. He relented.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
I have just wrapped your pages and am ready to ship them out. Very well, since I am also asking for your input on the flirting and all, I will draw Robbie and Mimi having a Tribbing over the weekend for you. And the pages I have just drawn for you were also meant to sync with the three drawings I had drawn for you earlier, so you ended up with a six page piece.

The tracking number is [omitted].

Have a good day.
}}

On 1 December, she received the first three comic pages. Out of curiosity, she asked Chris if his recent coming out had had an impact on Comic Chris and other Sonichu characters. He replied:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], my fictions twin sister, is STILL a straight woman, nothing different from before, and she is supportive of the LGBTQ rights as well.

[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|My comic person]] is the same as I am right now as well, and since the transformations are of one in the same with me, they Are as well.

Additionally, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] remains the same for himself as well; nothing has changed whatsoever about him either.

I have shipped your Tribbing request yesterday. I felt it would be a fun surprise for you.

Please, wait until January before making any more commission purchases. As I have stated in my recent facebook post, I wish to complete as many medallion requests as possible by next Wednesday, as we are expected to be moving back in within the next couple of weeks.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 9 December, she finally received the tribadism page, completing her order. In the image, Robbie was depicted with breasts (but no nipples), and he was wearing an unusual red belt-like object around his waist. Flufflehugs requested an explanation of the mechanics of male lesbian sex. He replied on 17 December:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

To answer your questions; her clit gets rubbed against [[un-clit|his skin down there]]. He got some doctor-recommended Hormone Replacement Therapy with estrogens, the Breasts came naturally through that. That is a strap-on accessory, which would hold a removable dildo within the ring on the front. Robbie is wearing that to keep his [[duck|ugly growth (penis)]] inside of himself so it does not get in the way while they enjoyed the Tribbing.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

So in the end, Flufflehugs received a total of eight color pictures, for a total cost of $150 dollars.

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==Untitled, dated 6/24/2015==
This is a portrait of the recipient, who writes: "She used my FB profile pic for it but I said to use any artistic license she wanted. I think she did the face and hair from the pic, but the rest is without reference and I think it's genuinely one of CWC's better pieces of art, the hands are cool, she got my hair right, the whole thing is so clearly drawn by CWC , but I think she put in some real effort with it!"<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fan-art-thread.36/page-64#post-966208]]</ref>

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=="Do Not Touch My Behind," Dated 9/27/2015==
The buyer made the following request:

{{quoteboxgreen|Did the payment come through ok? This was my first time using Paypal.
Also, I saw that my last few messages contained spelling errors and missing
words. So, I just want to clarify how I want the drawing to look
like.

1. It takes place in the Cwcville Mall Food Court.

2. Trunks should be drawn as he appears in Dragonball GT.
Use that pic I sent you for reference.

3.Robee's girlfriend is sitting at a table with food on it. Robee is standing up because me and Trunks came up to her to talk to her.

4. I want Robee's TRUE AND HONEST reaction to my hand being on her butt(very important that you draw my hand there.) After I asked her(Robee, not her girlfriend) out.

Thank you for your time and I look forward to seeing that drawing. Hopefully it will be in comic book format. I hope....}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Your payment went through fully and successful. I will have your drawing in a comic-style as my past pieces. And, like me, having a male's hand on her butt, and not feeling comfortable, but tolerant, with their presence and such a gesture... I'm just telling you honestly. Thank you.}}

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{{quotebox|[[File:Commissions 12B.jpg|thumb|200px|The certificate of authenticity.]]}}
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==Untitled, Dated 10/6/2015==
This is the vocaloid [[Wikipedia:Kagamine Rin/Len|Len Kagamine]]. Chris forgot to color one of the arms.

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File:Commissions 13B.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions 13A.jpg|[[Wild Sonichu]] sticker.
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==Untitled, Dated 11/19/2015==
The buyer made the following requests:

1. The [[Sonichu]] Family watching [[My Little Pony]] on TV in their living room titled: ''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life.''

2. [[Bubbles Rosechu]] red lipstick kissing [[Blake]] Sonichu he's happy dizzy lovestruck after he gives her a big bouquet of flowers titled: ''Bubbles Gets Roses.''

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[[File:''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life''.jpg]]|thumb|400px]]}}

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[[File:Bubbles Gets Roses.jpg]]}}

==References==
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[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:EBay]]

Commissions (2014-2015)

2015-11-25T21:26:05Z

Dcencia: /* Untitled, Dated 11/19/2015 */

On 1 [[July 2014]], Chris began taking '''commissions for his [[Chris and art| artwork]]''' on [[eBay]]. He offered a B&W 8.5 X 11 for $50, a colored 8.5 X 11 for $100, and a colored drawing in a ''frame'' for $200. Though several B&Ws and coloreds were purchased, needless to say nobody was willing to pay the extra $100 for a frame. By the time he had shifted his business to [[Etsy]] in [[September 2015]], he had lowered prices to $30 for a B&W and $50 for a colored.

==Description==
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Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), you may now request a Fresh full-colored hand-drawn and colored artwork with Non-Offensive subject matters directly. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Included in this set of The Works are Lamination of the piece for helping it last a lot longer. A personal hand-written Certificate of Authenticity directly from me, the artist. And a lovely picture frame. All in all, it all is very well worth it.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Note: the artworks in the photos are Sample Pieces, previously commissioned to select others before today, June 30, 2014, and those particular pieces are Not available for individual sale, as the original pieces have already been shipped to their respective owners who paid in full as well.

<nowiki>****</nowiki>When purchasing, please state your Non-Offensive drawing request in the Message either beforehand, or during upon checkout in the message block via PayPal. Please properly checkout through this listing here on eBay. Do Not make your requests anywhere outside of eBay. I reserve the right to issue a refund should I feel the subject matter of the request to be offensive upon reading it. Thank you.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>ONLY on Commission Purchases, I am offering Text Messaging updates. Should you purchase a commission job from me, I will personally extend an offer to you individually and request your number if you would like Texting Updates.}}

Chris posted six samples of his work, which he claimed were already sold, as examples of his craftsmanship. A [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|conversation with an anonymous male friend]] reveals that Chris had produced these commissions for a select few during the previous month. Presumably this success inspired him to go public.

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File:Chris Commissions 1.JPG|Who shot that gun?
File:Chris Commissions 2.JPG|I gave that drunk "king" the what-for!!
File:Chris Commissions 3.JPG|[[Rosechu]] and some other recolor
File:Chris Commissions 4.JPG|A comedy masterpiece
File:Chris Commissions 5.JPG|Some bullshit, who cares
File:Chris Commissions 6.JPG|Fruit or dinosaur words
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==Questions and Answers==
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I was looking into buying a picture commission and I am wondering why the price differences between all three? It's a $50 difference between B and W and a colored commission and then another $50 between a color commission without a frame and one with one. I could essentially buy a colored commission without a frame and then buy a nice $10 one at walmart and have the $200 sale at $160. Did you make the frames?? Is that why it's so expensive? Or are the frames such good quality that they've costed you $40-50? I'm not dissing on your sales, I'm just pointing out something I noticed. I think you'd sell more pictures with frames if you charged maybe $160 instead of $200.}}

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Firstly, it is the Time and Detail, Heart and Soul, that goes more greatly into the coloured commissions. More time is definitely needed in the coloured commissions. And then in the best offer, there is the Certificate which I personally sign and date, and I laminate the drawings. The frames vary on which is available from 10 to 50 at the time and circumstances locally at my end.}}

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If the quality of the art isn't that good, can the customer get a refund of their money?}}

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No refunds.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Hi Mr. Chandler,

I want to buy one of your pieces as a gift to my girlfriend [omitted] who is a big fan of your works. We are two girls dating so obviously she was very excited about three characters being L B and T, Cera Christine and Robbie. Since she is also obsessed with prom planning, I thought a good picture for her would be to order one of those characters in a cute dress with their prom date.

But after finishing the comic, I realize Sandy is the only girl around their age so the other two (who didn't get Sandy) would not have dates. As I want the drawing to be canon ([omitted] is super into stuff being canon), I was wondering who in your internal universe the Sonichu and Rosechu siblings would all take to the prom before I order the picture just to be sure she would like it.

Sorry if this seems like a weird request, I just want to be a really good girlfriend and $150 is a lot of money for me on my mom's VISA.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.}}

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That is Really Sweet and Awesome! Let me think... Last I wrote, Christine had a crush on a Jewish boy, pre-evolved. I had not made up anyone for Cera or Robbie yet, but they both would go out with girls, most definitely. Christine is the Bi. I have just checked, and the Jewish boy dumps her; Christine was devastated. Then she was attracted to her lesbian best friend, Karen Lyon, who took her back to her place eventually and totally went Tribbing on her! Then she hooks up with Benjamin Matthews with everything; after that with him, she realized herself as a Bisexual. Cera really likes this Chinese girl, Cassandra Kinsley. Those are who they all go to the Prom with.

You may pay for the $100 color commission; no frame, laminate or certificate, but with my current offer, you get a second commission or a medallion of your choice for Free...}}

Several customers made the decision to fork over money for personalized artwork by Chris. The finished masterpieces are shown here.

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
For this work, the recipient (Trickie[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/rosechus-story.3444/page-45#post-495889])asked Chris to draw a scene from her comic, "Rosechu's Story." Her response to Chris's effort: "I'm pretty happy with basically everything except for the fact that he forgot that the pokeball is supposed to be opened, which I specifically requested."

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File:Commissions B 1.jpg|The envelope it came in.
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==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
The buyer sent the following request to Chris:

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Hey Chris,

For my commission I would like a collage of my favorite wrestler, Rob Van Dam, drawn in your signature style with a special Sonichu spin to the designs on RVD's clothes. I would like one part of the picture to be RVD making this pose http://i.imgur.com/aZVfrfo.jpg, another part to be RVD holding this briefcase http://i.imgur.com/xCSHEr0.jpg and the last part to be Chibi RVD http://i.imgur.com/3YtG5hX.jpg, all with that Sonichu spin. I am sure you can make this all come together!}}

This was followed up by correspondence:

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Your number has been registered, and I will keep you updated. Rest assured, I promise not to share your number with anyone. Thank you. I have your suggest images, plus an idea in my mind and a magazine and newspaper for background portions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|
Great, I trust your creativity to fill in any blanks!}}

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I have completed the piece. The story I came up for it is chibi Ron is the son; he gets picked on at school. "Wah! Wah! The kids bullyme! I want to go to a theme park and laugh at the freak clowns there. Wah! Wah!" Papa Rob and his honey are being abused like as they were "Mr. Money in the Bank"; what trouble for the parents. It will be complimentary laminated to keep the portions secure on the pieces on the back card stock paper. I will ship it to you tomorrow.}}

The result is one of the most surreal and autistic works Chris has ever produced. What it means is anyone's guess; his description offers little help. Chris made sure to scribble over the offensive torsos of the wrestlers and Chibi with black marker. The drawing came covered with [[Hair|hair]] of unknown origin.

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File:Commissions C 1.jpg|lots of hair
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==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
A Japanese industrial/noise/experimental band called L'eclipse Nue (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Leclipse-Nue/189265644421174?pnref=story) commissioned Chris to produce the cover to their album "Negative." The album was released in February 2015.

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The buyer asked for a picture of "[[Collosal Chan|Colossal-chan]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] staring down with CWC as the referee."

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The recipient asked for a picture of "CWC shaking hands with [[Clyde Cash]]."

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==Untitled, dated 7/13/2014==
The recipient explained, "I asked for Sonichu and Chris to be fighting Clyde, [[Asperchu]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickel suit]], and [[Liquid Chris|Brown shirted imposter]], with [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]], and [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]] watching. Chris isn't good at following instructions."

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File:Commissions D 1.jpg|The envelope it came in
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=="Boy's Night Out at Cheers with Jugs," dated 7/20/2014==
The buyer's request: "About the commission, I would like these three fine gentlemans: http://i.imgur.com/hvmiqKf.jpg in a bar full of only gentlemen. And somewhere in the background I would also like Christian Weston Chandler to also be in this gentleman's bar. Again this is a gentleman's bar, only for men to go to, not gay, kind of like a "Boy's Night Out". And adding a few small talk between the gentlemen in the picture would be great! Thanks Chris!"

Drawings received a certificate and title only if they were the $200 version, or if they were for a repeat customer.

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File:Commissions F 2.jpg|The certificate of authenticity.
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==Three Untitled Drawings, dated 7/21/2014==
The buyer made the following request:
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For this commission, I would really like to see [[Rosechu]] (with her lightning sword) and [[Ultra Sonichu]] in a friendly pokemon battle. The battle has been going on for a while, and they've been really going at it and giving it their all, and the arena has been torn up quite a bit with rubble lying around and scorch marks on the ground.

I want it to look as though Ultra Sonichu might have the upper hand, but Rosechu is trying to find a way to turn the tables on him.

Incidentally, who do you think would win in a fight between Ultra Sonichu and Rosechu? Sonichu is pretty powerful, but I think Rosechu might be resourceful enough to win. I'd be interested to hear your take.}}

The following correspondence ensued.
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Send me your payment, I will debate that statistically in my mind and you will find out in the piece.}}

{{quoteboxred|
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what "you will find out in the piece" means? Are you going to include a separate note saying who would win? Or are you planning to show which one wins in the piece itself?

Glad the payment and the email got to you alright. Thanks again. ^__^}}

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In the piece itself.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Oh, so that means you're going to change the picture to show one of them winning instead?}}

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No, it will be a subtle hint. I will tell you directly after I have thought about it.}}

Chris sent three illustrations. They arrived with a handwritten explanation of the art:

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Hey [omitted],

I have given the matter a Lot of thought, and I ended up drawing a three-piece set for you (a bonus, considering lack of background for Classic Pokemon Battle Style). I felt it a mismatch to pit Super Vs. Regular initially, so I took creative license to make Super and Ultimate Fury into Mega Evolutions for the turn-based gaming format. Also, taking a tip from ScrewAttack's Vegeta Vs. Shadow & Mario Vs. Sonic "Death Battle" episodes (on YouTube) to figure which Mega Evo. Form would last longer, and who could stand battling the other longer... Chaos Object Energy doesn't last as long as a woman's scorn, and considerably finds the end result in reasonable theory. But I would not see death to either anyway, because the Primes, Sonichu & Rosechu, are Not only Sweethearts and Married with Children, the couple are Best Friends with each other. You care, feel, understand and have true compassion for the other;... I would not want to hurt them in the least.

Do you understand?

Have a good day.

Christian W. Chandler}}

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File:Commissions E 1.jpg
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File:Commissions E 3.jpg
File:Commissions E 4.jpg|The included handwritten note
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==Untitled, dated 7/24/2014==
Why, it's [[Wikipedia:ALF (TV series)|ALF]] and his girlfriend Rhonda from Melmac!

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==Untitled, dated 7/29/2014==
The customer requested a drawing of his fursona. While he supplied a picture of only the dragon's head, Chris came through with the entire animal. The buyer provided further details and appraisals in a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ.

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=="*A Camera From Memory*," dated 11/28/2014==
The purchaser ordered this for a friend, a photographer. He told Chris he could draw anything related to photography.

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==The Flufflehugs Commissions==
{{quote|Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.|Chris to his eBay customer Flufflehugs.}}

In late September 2014, the True and Honest fan known as "Flufflehugs" created an original character named Mimi Rosechu, and asked Chris if he would be willing to include her in a commission.

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Would you consider this fan character to be offensive?
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission G.jpg|thumb]]
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Chris replied:

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Wow! Not only do I find that Not Offensive, but it REALLY TURNS ME ON! Please pay me to draw that for you! If pay me the $100 to draw her in color, you can get your choice of a second color commission or a Sonichu or Rosechu [[Medallion]] for Free.
}}

Flufflehugs decided to order two colored comic pages in addition to a medallion. She told Chris her commission could be of whatever he wanted as long as her original character was included. Some time later, she placed a second order of two black-and-white comic pages about [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|male lesbians]]. One month went by, and she had not yet received any of the pages. He sent her a series of excuses.

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Dear [omitted],

I'm sorry for the delays. I am working on medallions right now, and I am waiting for $80 to be released into my PayPal from stuff I shipped out last Friday to be delivered. I have had a Lot of stressful situations happen to me. I will draw All of your pages today, and ship them out with the medals this week. Thank you for your patience.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I apologize again for the delay, but I will be drawing your comic pages today and shipping them out tomorrow. I am making it a four-page comic, where both sets of your requests will be linked. Have a great and safe day. :)

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I think I've overestimated my mood. I promise to have your four page comic request sent by Wednesday. I apologize again. And, please, do leave positive feedback for me after you get the drawings.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 4 November he sent her an update:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Progress report of the comic pages; I have drawn two of the pages; full-page drawings. The story idea of beginning with the conversation between me and [[Robbie Sonichu]], leading to him meeting Mimi Rosechu, and enjoying a conversation and a cup of coffee with her is in my memory. But unfortunately, what to Write for dialogue has escaped me. I will think this further at rest, and try to complete the dialogue and drawings tomorrow. I have something else to ship out on Friday as well, so I will try to have your drawings completed at best by then.

I sincerely apologize. I have been under my own deal of stress and mental quandaries lately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris finally admitted that he could not complete her commission as she had requested, but hoped that she could accept his half-assed effort.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am a woman soul in the male body. I am not psycho or manipulative. I am afraid I could not come up with extensive dialogue for the pages, but I have one page with me and Robbie Sonichu, and two with Mimi and Robbie; all each with a lesbian joke. And I am drawing a single piece of Mimi Rosechu for you. The piece will be laminated and certified, with my compliments, to make up for the wait and lack of better dialogue. You will be pleased, I hope.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 13 November Flufflehugs received her commissions:

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File:Flufflehugs Commission A.jpg|envelope
File:Flufflehugs Commission B.jpg|commission description
File:Flufflehugs Commission C.jpg|a desperate plea
File:Set1pic2.jpg
File:Set1pic3.jpg
File:Set1pic4.jpg
File:Set1pic1.jpg
File:Set1pic1back.png
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Of course, this was not what Flufflehugs had requested. She had asked for two colored comic pages which incorporated her original character, and two black-and-white comic pages about male lesbians. However, Chris had failed to think of any dialogue for the comics, so instead he sent three colored pages of bad lesbian jokes and a laminated and certified color illustration of her original character. She expressed her dissatisfaction to Chris.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Well, I do apologize for lack of better dialogue in the pages. I came up mostly blank. But hey, things got good between Mimi and Robbie. And you have a Certified Drawing of Mimi herself. Plus, among the conversations between Lesbian Transwomen, they would share a joke or two.

I Have Been Under a Lot of [[Stress]]! Please, give me a break. I Need the positive feedback to get my seller label back up to Standard, for better chance for eBay releasing my total funds into my PayPal account, and I need that money to pay my bills an whatnot.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs requested that either she be allowed to return the four pages and allow him to try again, or that he refund her money. He gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I can not afford to issue a refund. Let me think it further, and I will make another attempt very soon. Please, keep what I have already sent you, and leave positive feedback.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I will get them thought up and drawn ASAP; I will try for over this weekend.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Concerned about further delays, Flufflehugs kept in touch with Chris. On 18 November he wrote:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am starting to draw them; I will try to base them between the pages I sent you already. All I have right now for dialogue beginning is "There's a sale at JCPenny; half of discount on dresses." And right now, my mind has gone blank from stress and being tired. I am sorry. I will try to have them completed by Friday.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

And two days later:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am working on it. My brain just gave out. Here, have a look.

-jesusguidesme2
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission D.png|left|thumb]][[File:Flufflehugs Commission E.png|left|thumb]]
}}

Inspired by [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|recent revelations]], Flufflehugs asked Chris if he would consider drawing a picture depicting tribadism. She also asked him to explain what the act consists of. He replied on 22 November:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Drawing something so graphic and nude would be a whole other and new Commission Order, and in the Full $100 Colored Commission Price.

And Tribadism is not all that difficult to understand, really. There is a page on the Wikipedia on the subject. And in short, it is where the two women stimulate each other's clitoris simultaneously, more likely by rubbing them with their own clitoris, or with the labia. The clit is amazing at being a sensitive and short yet protrusive part. The female Bonobo monkeys have quite extensive clitoris, and the lesbian Bonobos find their own good times with each other very much.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Four days later, Chris announced that he was finally finished with her commission and was shipping it that day. But then, out of the blue, he asked his eBay customer [[Honest Content|a rather jarring question]]:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

As for what I wanted to ask you about, I really want to become more sex-positive (the alternate term for a slut) and I would like some advice and tips for approaching, talking and flirting with women, like a lesbian. Do you have some advice or tips or do you know any sex positive lesbians there in [omitted] who can help? Thank you.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs responded that she was bisexual, and asked him about [[Chris and health#Exercise|exercise]], [[Chris and health#Nutrition|diet]], and [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]. Chris gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions: I exercise daily with walking for more than a half hour, and I eat twice a day instead of three. My main choices are colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses. I could use a shopping day with my sweetheart. Approaching women by autistic default, I am still transitioning out from Really Shy. [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|The last time I had sex]], it was basic, and it was April of 2012.

And the snow here today, along with lack of shipping tape is delaying the shipping up to Friday now. I have completed your pages; mostly dialogue.

-jesusguidesme2
}}
{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
Also, are you Positive you're totally a BiSexual woman? My sweetheart realized recently that [[China|pussy]] puts her off mildly, and a woman friend of mine felt the same way in her own realization of the same as well. Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

For some reason, by 28 November he still had not shipped her order. By this time it was clear that he intended to send her three colored comic pages instead of the two colored and two black-and-white pages she had paid for. Consequently, she asked for the tribadism page at no extra charge. He relented.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
I have just wrapped your pages and am ready to ship them out. Very well, since I am also asking for your input on the flirting and all, I will draw Robbie and Mimi having a Tribbing over the weekend for you. And the pages I have just drawn for you were also meant to sync with the three drawings I had drawn for you earlier, so you ended up with a six page piece.

The tracking number is [omitted].

Have a good day.
}}

On 1 December, she received the first three comic pages. Out of curiosity, she asked Chris if his recent coming out had had an impact on Comic Chris and other Sonichu characters. He replied:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], my fictions twin sister, is STILL a straight woman, nothing different from before, and she is supportive of the LGBTQ rights as well.

[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|My comic person]] is the same as I am right now as well, and since the transformations are of one in the same with me, they Are as well.

Additionally, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] remains the same for himself as well; nothing has changed whatsoever about him either.

I have shipped your Tribbing request yesterday. I felt it would be a fun surprise for you.

Please, wait until January before making any more commission purchases. As I have stated in my recent facebook post, I wish to complete as many medallion requests as possible by next Wednesday, as we are expected to be moving back in within the next couple of weeks.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 9 December, she finally received the tribadism page, completing her order. In the image, Robbie was depicted with breasts (but no nipples), and he was wearing an unusual red belt-like object around his waist. Flufflehugs requested an explanation of the mechanics of male lesbian sex. He replied on 17 December:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

To answer your questions; her clit gets rubbed against [[un-clit|his skin down there]]. He got some doctor-recommended Hormone Replacement Therapy with estrogens, the Breasts came naturally through that. That is a strap-on accessory, which would hold a removable dildo within the ring on the front. Robbie is wearing that to keep his [[duck|ugly growth (penis)]] inside of himself so it does not get in the way while they enjoyed the Tribbing.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

So in the end, Flufflehugs received a total of eight color pictures, for a total cost of $150 dollars.

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==Untitled, dated 6/24/2015==
This is a portrait of the recipient, who writes: "She used my FB profile pic for it but I said to use any artistic license she wanted. I think she did the face and hair from the pic, but the rest is without reference and I think it's genuinely one of CWC's better pieces of art, the hands are cool, she got my hair right, the whole thing is so clearly drawn by CWC , but I think she put in some real effort with it!"<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fan-art-thread.36/page-64#post-966208]]</ref>

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=="Do Not Touch My Behind," Dated 9/27/2015==
The buyer made the following request:

{{quoteboxgreen|Did the payment come through ok? This was my first time using Paypal.
Also, I saw that my last few messages contained spelling errors and missing
words. So, I just want to clarify how I want the drawing to look
like.

1. It takes place in the Cwcville Mall Food Court.

2. Trunks should be drawn as he appears in Dragonball GT.
Use that pic I sent you for reference.

3.Robee's girlfriend is sitting at a table with food on it. Robee is standing up because me and Trunks came up to her to talk to her.

4. I want Robee's TRUE AND HONEST reaction to my hand being on her butt(very important that you draw my hand there.) After I asked her(Robee, not her girlfriend) out.

Thank you for your time and I look forward to seeing that drawing. Hopefully it will be in comic book format. I hope....}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Your payment went through fully and successful. I will have your drawing in a comic-style as my past pieces. And, like me, having a male's hand on her butt, and not feeling comfortable, but tolerant, with their presence and such a gesture... I'm just telling you honestly. Thank you.}}

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==Untitled, Dated 10/6/2015==
This is the vocaloid [[Wikipedia:Kagamine Rin/Len|Len Kagamine]]. Chris forgot to color one of the arms.

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File:Commissions 13B.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions 13A.jpg|[[Wild Sonichu]] sticker.
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==Untitled, Dated 11/19/2015==
The buyer made the following requests:

1. The [[Sonichu]] Family watching [[My Little Pony]] on TV in their living room titled: ''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life.''

2. [[Bubbles Rosechu]] red lipstick kissing [[Blake]] Sonichu he's happy dizzy lovestruck after he gives her a big bouquet of flowers titled: ''Bubbles Gets Roses.''

3. [[Sonichu]] Drawing donating towards New Comic Book Pages.

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==References==
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[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:EBay]]

Commissions (2014-2015)

2015-11-25T21:25:03Z

Dcencia:

On 1 [[July 2014]], Chris began taking '''commissions for his [[Chris and art| artwork]]''' on [[eBay]]. He offered a B&W 8.5 X 11 for $50, a colored 8.5 X 11 for $100, and a colored drawing in a ''frame'' for $200. Though several B&Ws and coloreds were purchased, needless to say nobody was willing to pay the extra $100 for a frame. By the time he had shifted his business to [[Etsy]] in [[September 2015]], he had lowered prices to $30 for a B&W and $50 for a colored.

==Description==
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), you may now request a Fresh full-colored hand-drawn and colored artwork with Non-Offensive subject matters directly. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Included in this set of The Works are Lamination of the piece for helping it last a lot longer. A personal hand-written Certificate of Authenticity directly from me, the artist. And a lovely picture frame. All in all, it all is very well worth it.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Note: the artworks in the photos are Sample Pieces, previously commissioned to select others before today, June 30, 2014, and those particular pieces are Not available for individual sale, as the original pieces have already been shipped to their respective owners who paid in full as well.

<nowiki>****</nowiki>When purchasing, please state your Non-Offensive drawing request in the Message either beforehand, or during upon checkout in the message block via PayPal. Please properly checkout through this listing here on eBay. Do Not make your requests anywhere outside of eBay. I reserve the right to issue a refund should I feel the subject matter of the request to be offensive upon reading it. Thank you.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>ONLY on Commission Purchases, I am offering Text Messaging updates. Should you purchase a commission job from me, I will personally extend an offer to you individually and request your number if you would like Texting Updates.}}

Chris posted six samples of his work, which he claimed were already sold, as examples of his craftsmanship. A [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|conversation with an anonymous male friend]] reveals that Chris had produced these commissions for a select few during the previous month. Presumably this success inspired him to go public.

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File:Chris Commissions 1.JPG|Who shot that gun?
File:Chris Commissions 2.JPG|I gave that drunk "king" the what-for!!
File:Chris Commissions 3.JPG|[[Rosechu]] and some other recolor
File:Chris Commissions 4.JPG|A comedy masterpiece
File:Chris Commissions 5.JPG|Some bullshit, who cares
File:Chris Commissions 6.JPG|Fruit or dinosaur words
</gallery></center>

==Questions and Answers==
{{quoteboxred|
I was looking into buying a picture commission and I am wondering why the price differences between all three? It's a $50 difference between B and W and a colored commission and then another $50 between a color commission without a frame and one with one. I could essentially buy a colored commission without a frame and then buy a nice $10 one at walmart and have the $200 sale at $160. Did you make the frames?? Is that why it's so expensive? Or are the frames such good quality that they've costed you $40-50? I'm not dissing on your sales, I'm just pointing out something I noticed. I think you'd sell more pictures with frames if you charged maybe $160 instead of $200.}}

{{quotebox|
Firstly, it is the Time and Detail, Heart and Soul, that goes more greatly into the coloured commissions. More time is definitely needed in the coloured commissions. And then in the best offer, there is the Certificate which I personally sign and date, and I laminate the drawings. The frames vary on which is available from 10 to 50 at the time and circumstances locally at my end.}}

{{quoteboxred|
If the quality of the art isn't that good, can the customer get a refund of their money?}}

{{quotebox|
No refunds.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Hi Mr. Chandler,

I want to buy one of your pieces as a gift to my girlfriend [omitted] who is a big fan of your works. We are two girls dating so obviously she was very excited about three characters being L B and T, Cera Christine and Robbie. Since she is also obsessed with prom planning, I thought a good picture for her would be to order one of those characters in a cute dress with their prom date.

But after finishing the comic, I realize Sandy is the only girl around their age so the other two (who didn't get Sandy) would not have dates. As I want the drawing to be canon ([omitted] is super into stuff being canon), I was wondering who in your internal universe the Sonichu and Rosechu siblings would all take to the prom before I order the picture just to be sure she would like it.

Sorry if this seems like a weird request, I just want to be a really good girlfriend and $150 is a lot of money for me on my mom's VISA.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.}}

{{quotebox|
That is Really Sweet and Awesome! Let me think... Last I wrote, Christine had a crush on a Jewish boy, pre-evolved. I had not made up anyone for Cera or Robbie yet, but they both would go out with girls, most definitely. Christine is the Bi. I have just checked, and the Jewish boy dumps her; Christine was devastated. Then she was attracted to her lesbian best friend, Karen Lyon, who took her back to her place eventually and totally went Tribbing on her! Then she hooks up with Benjamin Matthews with everything; after that with him, she realized herself as a Bisexual. Cera really likes this Chinese girl, Cassandra Kinsley. Those are who they all go to the Prom with.

You may pay for the $100 color commission; no frame, laminate or certificate, but with my current offer, you get a second commission or a medallion of your choice for Free...}}

Several customers made the decision to fork over money for personalized artwork by Chris. The finished masterpieces are shown here.

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
For this work, the recipient (Trickie[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/rosechus-story.3444/page-45#post-495889])asked Chris to draw a scene from her comic, "Rosechu's Story." Her response to Chris's effort: "I'm pretty happy with basically everything except for the fact that he forgot that the pokeball is supposed to be opened, which I specifically requested."

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File:Commissions B 1.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions B 2.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
The buyer sent the following request to Chris:

{{quoteboxgreen|
Hey Chris,

For my commission I would like a collage of my favorite wrestler, Rob Van Dam, drawn in your signature style with a special Sonichu spin to the designs on RVD's clothes. I would like one part of the picture to be RVD making this pose http://i.imgur.com/aZVfrfo.jpg, another part to be RVD holding this briefcase http://i.imgur.com/xCSHEr0.jpg and the last part to be Chibi RVD http://i.imgur.com/3YtG5hX.jpg, all with that Sonichu spin. I am sure you can make this all come together!}}

This was followed up by correspondence:

{{quotebox|
Your number has been registered, and I will keep you updated. Rest assured, I promise not to share your number with anyone. Thank you. I have your suggest images, plus an idea in my mind and a magazine and newspaper for background portions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|
Great, I trust your creativity to fill in any blanks!}}

{{quotebox|
I have completed the piece. The story I came up for it is chibi Ron is the son; he gets picked on at school. "Wah! Wah! The kids bullyme! I want to go to a theme park and laugh at the freak clowns there. Wah! Wah!" Papa Rob and his honey are being abused like as they were "Mr. Money in the Bank"; what trouble for the parents. It will be complimentary laminated to keep the portions secure on the pieces on the back card stock paper. I will ship it to you tomorrow.}}

The result is one of the most surreal and autistic works Chris has ever produced. What it means is anyone's guess; his description offers little help. Chris made sure to scribble over the offensive torsos of the wrestlers and Chibi with black marker. The drawing came covered with [[Hair|hair]] of unknown origin.

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File:Commissions C 1.jpg|lots of hair
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
A Japanese industrial/noise/experimental band called L'eclipse Nue (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Leclipse-Nue/189265644421174?pnref=story) commissioned Chris to produce the cover to their album "Negative." The album was released in February 2015.

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The buyer asked for a picture of "[[Collosal Chan|Colossal-chan]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] staring down with CWC as the referee."

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[[File:Commissions A.jpg|thumb|300px]]}}
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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The recipient asked for a picture of "CWC shaking hands with [[Clyde Cash]]."

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==Untitled, dated 7/13/2014==
The recipient explained, "I asked for Sonichu and Chris to be fighting Clyde, [[Asperchu]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickel suit]], and [[Liquid Chris|Brown shirted imposter]], with [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]], and [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]] watching. Chris isn't good at following instructions."

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[[File:Commissions D 3.jpg|thumb|350px]]}}
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File:Commissions D 1.jpg|The envelope it came in
</gallery></center>

=="Boy's Night Out at Cheers with Jugs," dated 7/20/2014==
The buyer's request: "About the commission, I would like these three fine gentlemans: http://i.imgur.com/hvmiqKf.jpg in a bar full of only gentlemen. And somewhere in the background I would also like Christian Weston Chandler to also be in this gentleman's bar. Again this is a gentleman's bar, only for men to go to, not gay, kind of like a "Boy's Night Out". And adding a few small talk between the gentlemen in the picture would be great! Thanks Chris!"

Drawings received a certificate and title only if they were the $200 version, or if they were for a repeat customer.

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File:Commissions F 2.jpg|The certificate of authenticity.
</gallery></center>

==Three Untitled Drawings, dated 7/21/2014==
The buyer made the following request:
{{quoteboxred|
For this commission, I would really like to see [[Rosechu]] (with her lightning sword) and [[Ultra Sonichu]] in a friendly pokemon battle. The battle has been going on for a while, and they've been really going at it and giving it their all, and the arena has been torn up quite a bit with rubble lying around and scorch marks on the ground.

I want it to look as though Ultra Sonichu might have the upper hand, but Rosechu is trying to find a way to turn the tables on him.

Incidentally, who do you think would win in a fight between Ultra Sonichu and Rosechu? Sonichu is pretty powerful, but I think Rosechu might be resourceful enough to win. I'd be interested to hear your take.}}

The following correspondence ensued.
{{quotebox|
Send me your payment, I will debate that statistically in my mind and you will find out in the piece.}}

{{quoteboxred|
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what "you will find out in the piece" means? Are you going to include a separate note saying who would win? Or are you planning to show which one wins in the piece itself?

Glad the payment and the email got to you alright. Thanks again. ^__^}}

{{quotebox|
In the piece itself.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Oh, so that means you're going to change the picture to show one of them winning instead?}}

{{quotebox|
No, it will be a subtle hint. I will tell you directly after I have thought about it.}}

Chris sent three illustrations. They arrived with a handwritten explanation of the art:

{{quotebox|
Hey [omitted],

I have given the matter a Lot of thought, and I ended up drawing a three-piece set for you (a bonus, considering lack of background for Classic Pokemon Battle Style). I felt it a mismatch to pit Super Vs. Regular initially, so I took creative license to make Super and Ultimate Fury into Mega Evolutions for the turn-based gaming format. Also, taking a tip from ScrewAttack's Vegeta Vs. Shadow & Mario Vs. Sonic "Death Battle" episodes (on YouTube) to figure which Mega Evo. Form would last longer, and who could stand battling the other longer... Chaos Object Energy doesn't last as long as a woman's scorn, and considerably finds the end result in reasonable theory. But I would not see death to either anyway, because the Primes, Sonichu & Rosechu, are Not only Sweethearts and Married with Children, the couple are Best Friends with each other. You care, feel, understand and have true compassion for the other;... I would not want to hurt them in the least.

Do you understand?

Have a good day.

Christian W. Chandler}}

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File:Commissions E 1.jpg
File:Commissions E 2.jpg
File:Commissions E 3.jpg
File:Commissions E 4.jpg|The included handwritten note
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/24/2014==
Why, it's [[Wikipedia:ALF (TV series)|ALF]] and his girlfriend Rhonda from Melmac!

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[[File:Commissions 14.jpg|thumb|400px]]}}
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==Untitled, dated 7/29/2014==
The customer requested a drawing of his fursona. While he supplied a picture of only the dragon's head, Chris came through with the entire animal. The buyer provided further details and appraisals in a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ.

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[[File:Commission X.jpg|thumb|250px]]}}
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=="*A Camera From Memory*," dated 11/28/2014==
The purchaser ordered this for a friend, a photographer. He told Chris he could draw anything related to photography.

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[[File:Commissions 10.jpg|thumb|300px]]}}
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==The Flufflehugs Commissions==
{{quote|Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.|Chris to his eBay customer Flufflehugs.}}

In late September 2014, the True and Honest fan known as "Flufflehugs" created an original character named Mimi Rosechu, and asked Chris if he would be willing to include her in a commission.

{{quoteboxred|
Would you consider this fan character to be offensive?
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission G.jpg|thumb]]
}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|
Wow! Not only do I find that Not Offensive, but it REALLY TURNS ME ON! Please pay me to draw that for you! If pay me the $100 to draw her in color, you can get your choice of a second color commission or a Sonichu or Rosechu [[Medallion]] for Free.
}}

Flufflehugs decided to order two colored comic pages in addition to a medallion. She told Chris her commission could be of whatever he wanted as long as her original character was included. Some time later, she placed a second order of two black-and-white comic pages about [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|male lesbians]]. One month went by, and she had not yet received any of the pages. He sent her a series of excuses.

{{quotebox|
Dear [omitted],

I'm sorry for the delays. I am working on medallions right now, and I am waiting for $80 to be released into my PayPal from stuff I shipped out last Friday to be delivered. I have had a Lot of stressful situations happen to me. I will draw All of your pages today, and ship them out with the medals this week. Thank you for your patience.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I apologize again for the delay, but I will be drawing your comic pages today and shipping them out tomorrow. I am making it a four-page comic, where both sets of your requests will be linked. Have a great and safe day. :)

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I think I've overestimated my mood. I promise to have your four page comic request sent by Wednesday. I apologize again. And, please, do leave positive feedback for me after you get the drawings.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 4 November he sent her an update:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Progress report of the comic pages; I have drawn two of the pages; full-page drawings. The story idea of beginning with the conversation between me and [[Robbie Sonichu]], leading to him meeting Mimi Rosechu, and enjoying a conversation and a cup of coffee with her is in my memory. But unfortunately, what to Write for dialogue has escaped me. I will think this further at rest, and try to complete the dialogue and drawings tomorrow. I have something else to ship out on Friday as well, so I will try to have your drawings completed at best by then.

I sincerely apologize. I have been under my own deal of stress and mental quandaries lately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris finally admitted that he could not complete her commission as she had requested, but hoped that she could accept his half-assed effort.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am a woman soul in the male body. I am not psycho or manipulative. I am afraid I could not come up with extensive dialogue for the pages, but I have one page with me and Robbie Sonichu, and two with Mimi and Robbie; all each with a lesbian joke. And I am drawing a single piece of Mimi Rosechu for you. The piece will be laminated and certified, with my compliments, to make up for the wait and lack of better dialogue. You will be pleased, I hope.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 13 November Flufflehugs received her commissions:

<center><gallery>
File:Flufflehugs Commission A.jpg|envelope
File:Flufflehugs Commission B.jpg|commission description
File:Flufflehugs Commission C.jpg|a desperate plea
File:Set1pic2.jpg
File:Set1pic3.jpg
File:Set1pic4.jpg
File:Set1pic1.jpg
File:Set1pic1back.png
</gallery></center>

Of course, this was not what Flufflehugs had requested. She had asked for two colored comic pages which incorporated her original character, and two black-and-white comic pages about male lesbians. However, Chris had failed to think of any dialogue for the comics, so instead he sent three colored pages of bad lesbian jokes and a laminated and certified color illustration of her original character. She expressed her dissatisfaction to Chris.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Well, I do apologize for lack of better dialogue in the pages. I came up mostly blank. But hey, things got good between Mimi and Robbie. And you have a Certified Drawing of Mimi herself. Plus, among the conversations between Lesbian Transwomen, they would share a joke or two.

I Have Been Under a Lot of [[Stress]]! Please, give me a break. I Need the positive feedback to get my seller label back up to Standard, for better chance for eBay releasing my total funds into my PayPal account, and I need that money to pay my bills an whatnot.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs requested that either she be allowed to return the four pages and allow him to try again, or that he refund her money. He gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I can not afford to issue a refund. Let me think it further, and I will make another attempt very soon. Please, keep what I have already sent you, and leave positive feedback.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I will get them thought up and drawn ASAP; I will try for over this weekend.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Concerned about further delays, Flufflehugs kept in touch with Chris. On 18 November he wrote:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am starting to draw them; I will try to base them between the pages I sent you already. All I have right now for dialogue beginning is "There's a sale at JCPenny; half of discount on dresses." And right now, my mind has gone blank from stress and being tired. I am sorry. I will try to have them completed by Friday.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

And two days later:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am working on it. My brain just gave out. Here, have a look.

-jesusguidesme2
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission D.png|left|thumb]][[File:Flufflehugs Commission E.png|left|thumb]]
}}

Inspired by [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|recent revelations]], Flufflehugs asked Chris if he would consider drawing a picture depicting tribadism. She also asked him to explain what the act consists of. He replied on 22 November:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Drawing something so graphic and nude would be a whole other and new Commission Order, and in the Full $100 Colored Commission Price.

And Tribadism is not all that difficult to understand, really. There is a page on the Wikipedia on the subject. And in short, it is where the two women stimulate each other's clitoris simultaneously, more likely by rubbing them with their own clitoris, or with the labia. The clit is amazing at being a sensitive and short yet protrusive part. The female Bonobo monkeys have quite extensive clitoris, and the lesbian Bonobos find their own good times with each other very much.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Four days later, Chris announced that he was finally finished with her commission and was shipping it that day. But then, out of the blue, he asked his eBay customer [[Honest Content|a rather jarring question]]:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

As for what I wanted to ask you about, I really want to become more sex-positive (the alternate term for a slut) and I would like some advice and tips for approaching, talking and flirting with women, like a lesbian. Do you have some advice or tips or do you know any sex positive lesbians there in [omitted] who can help? Thank you.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs responded that she was bisexual, and asked him about [[Chris and health#Exercise|exercise]], [[Chris and health#Nutrition|diet]], and [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]. Chris gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions: I exercise daily with walking for more than a half hour, and I eat twice a day instead of three. My main choices are colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses. I could use a shopping day with my sweetheart. Approaching women by autistic default, I am still transitioning out from Really Shy. [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|The last time I had sex]], it was basic, and it was April of 2012.

And the snow here today, along with lack of shipping tape is delaying the shipping up to Friday now. I have completed your pages; mostly dialogue.

-jesusguidesme2
}}
{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
Also, are you Positive you're totally a BiSexual woman? My sweetheart realized recently that [[China|pussy]] puts her off mildly, and a woman friend of mine felt the same way in her own realization of the same as well. Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

For some reason, by 28 November he still had not shipped her order. By this time it was clear that he intended to send her three colored comic pages instead of the two colored and two black-and-white pages she had paid for. Consequently, she asked for the tribadism page at no extra charge. He relented.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
I have just wrapped your pages and am ready to ship them out. Very well, since I am also asking for your input on the flirting and all, I will draw Robbie and Mimi having a Tribbing over the weekend for you. And the pages I have just drawn for you were also meant to sync with the three drawings I had drawn for you earlier, so you ended up with a six page piece.

The tracking number is [omitted].

Have a good day.
}}

On 1 December, she received the first three comic pages. Out of curiosity, she asked Chris if his recent coming out had had an impact on Comic Chris and other Sonichu characters. He replied:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], my fictions twin sister, is STILL a straight woman, nothing different from before, and she is supportive of the LGBTQ rights as well.

[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|My comic person]] is the same as I am right now as well, and since the transformations are of one in the same with me, they Are as well.

Additionally, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] remains the same for himself as well; nothing has changed whatsoever about him either.

I have shipped your Tribbing request yesterday. I felt it would be a fun surprise for you.

Please, wait until January before making any more commission purchases. As I have stated in my recent facebook post, I wish to complete as many medallion requests as possible by next Wednesday, as we are expected to be moving back in within the next couple of weeks.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 9 December, she finally received the tribadism page, completing her order. In the image, Robbie was depicted with breasts (but no nipples), and he was wearing an unusual red belt-like object around his waist. Flufflehugs requested an explanation of the mechanics of male lesbian sex. He replied on 17 December:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

To answer your questions; her clit gets rubbed against [[un-clit|his skin down there]]. He got some doctor-recommended Hormone Replacement Therapy with estrogens, the Breasts came naturally through that. That is a strap-on accessory, which would hold a removable dildo within the ring on the front. Robbie is wearing that to keep his [[duck|ugly growth (penis)]] inside of himself so it does not get in the way while they enjoyed the Tribbing.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

So in the end, Flufflehugs received a total of eight color pictures, for a total cost of $150 dollars.

{{gallery
|The last four commissions. Probably not safe for work.
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File:Set2Pic1.jpg
File:Set2Pic2.jpg
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==Untitled, dated 6/24/2015==
This is a portrait of the recipient, who writes: "She used my FB profile pic for it but I said to use any artistic license she wanted. I think she did the face and hair from the pic, but the rest is without reference and I think it's genuinely one of CWC's better pieces of art, the hands are cool, she got my hair right, the whole thing is so clearly drawn by CWC , but I think she put in some real effort with it!"<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fan-art-thread.36/page-64#post-966208]]</ref>

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=="Do Not Touch My Behind," Dated 9/27/2015==
The buyer made the following request:

{{quoteboxgreen|Did the payment come through ok? This was my first time using Paypal.
Also, I saw that my last few messages contained spelling errors and missing
words. So, I just want to clarify how I want the drawing to look
like.

1. It takes place in the Cwcville Mall Food Court.

2. Trunks should be drawn as he appears in Dragonball GT.
Use that pic I sent you for reference.

3.Robee's girlfriend is sitting at a table with food on it. Robee is standing up because me and Trunks came up to her to talk to her.

4. I want Robee's TRUE AND HONEST reaction to my hand being on her butt(very important that you draw my hand there.) After I asked her(Robee, not her girlfriend) out.

Thank you for your time and I look forward to seeing that drawing. Hopefully it will be in comic book format. I hope....}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Your payment went through fully and successful. I will have your drawing in a comic-style as my past pieces. And, like me, having a male's hand on her butt, and not feeling comfortable, but tolerant, with their presence and such a gesture... I'm just telling you honestly. Thank you.}}

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{{quotebox|[[File:Commissions 12B.jpg|thumb|200px|The certificate of authenticity.]]}}
</center>

==Untitled, Dated 10/6/2015==
This is the vocaloid [[Wikipedia:Kagamine Rin/Len|Len Kagamine]]. Chris forgot to color one of the arms.

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[[File:Commissions 13C.jpg|thumb|400px]]}}

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File:Commissions 13B.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions 13A.jpg|[[Wild Sonichu]] sticker.
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, Dated 11/19/2015==
The buyer made the following requests:

1. The [[Sonichu]] Family watching [[My Little Pony]] on TV in their living room titled: ''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life''.

2. [[Bubbles Rosechu]] red lipstick kissing [[Blake]] Sonichu he's happy dizzy lovestruck after he gives her a big bouquet of flowers titled: ''Bubbles Gets Roses.''

3. [[Sonichu]] Drawing donating towards New Comic Book Pages.

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[[File:''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life''.jpg]]|thumb|400px]]}}

{{quotebox|
[[File:Bubbles Gets Roses.jpg]]}}

{{quotebox|
[[File:Sonichu Drawing.jpg]]}}

==References==
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[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:EBay]]

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Commissions (2014-2015)

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On 1 [[July 2014]], Chris began taking '''commissions for his [[Chris and art| artwork]]''' on [[eBay]]. He offered a B&W 8.5 X 11 for $50, a colored 8.5 X 11 for $100, and a colored drawing in a ''frame'' for $200. Though several B&Ws and coloreds were purchased, needless to say nobody was willing to pay the extra $100 for a frame. By the time he had shifted his business to [[Etsy]] in [[September 2015]], he had lowered prices to $30 for a B&W and $50 for a colored.

==Description==
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), you may now request a Fresh full-colored hand-drawn and colored artwork with Non-Offensive subject matters directly. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Included in this set of The Works are Lamination of the piece for helping it last a lot longer. A personal hand-written Certificate of Authenticity directly from me, the artist. And a lovely picture frame. All in all, it all is very well worth it.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Note: the artworks in the photos are Sample Pieces, previously commissioned to select others before today, June 30, 2014, and those particular pieces are Not available for individual sale, as the original pieces have already been shipped to their respective owners who paid in full as well.

<nowiki>****</nowiki>When purchasing, please state your Non-Offensive drawing request in the Message either beforehand, or during upon checkout in the message block via PayPal. Please properly checkout through this listing here on eBay. Do Not make your requests anywhere outside of eBay. I reserve the right to issue a refund should I feel the subject matter of the request to be offensive upon reading it. Thank you.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>ONLY on Commission Purchases, I am offering Text Messaging updates. Should you purchase a commission job from me, I will personally extend an offer to you individually and request your number if you would like Texting Updates.}}

Chris posted six samples of his work, which he claimed were already sold, as examples of his craftsmanship. A [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|conversation with an anonymous male friend]] reveals that Chris had produced these commissions for a select few during the previous month. Presumably this success inspired him to go public.

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File:Chris Commissions 1.JPG|Who shot that gun?
File:Chris Commissions 2.JPG|I gave that drunk "king" the what-for!!
File:Chris Commissions 3.JPG|[[Rosechu]] and some other recolor
File:Chris Commissions 4.JPG|A comedy masterpiece
File:Chris Commissions 5.JPG|Some bullshit, who cares
File:Chris Commissions 6.JPG|Fruit or dinosaur words
</gallery></center>

==Questions and Answers==
{{quoteboxred|
I was looking into buying a picture commission and I am wondering why the price differences between all three? It's a $50 difference between B and W and a colored commission and then another $50 between a color commission without a frame and one with one. I could essentially buy a colored commission without a frame and then buy a nice $10 one at walmart and have the $200 sale at $160. Did you make the frames?? Is that why it's so expensive? Or are the frames such good quality that they've costed you $40-50? I'm not dissing on your sales, I'm just pointing out something I noticed. I think you'd sell more pictures with frames if you charged maybe $160 instead of $200.}}

{{quotebox|
Firstly, it is the Time and Detail, Heart and Soul, that goes more greatly into the coloured commissions. More time is definitely needed in the coloured commissions. And then in the best offer, there is the Certificate which I personally sign and date, and I laminate the drawings. The frames vary on which is available from 10 to 50 at the time and circumstances locally at my end.}}

{{quoteboxred|
If the quality of the art isn't that good, can the customer get a refund of their money?}}

{{quotebox|
No refunds.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Hi Mr. Chandler,

I want to buy one of your pieces as a gift to my girlfriend [omitted] who is a big fan of your works. We are two girls dating so obviously she was very excited about three characters being L B and T, Cera Christine and Robbie. Since she is also obsessed with prom planning, I thought a good picture for her would be to order one of those characters in a cute dress with their prom date.

But after finishing the comic, I realize Sandy is the only girl around their age so the other two (who didn't get Sandy) would not have dates. As I want the drawing to be canon ([omitted] is super into stuff being canon), I was wondering who in your internal universe the Sonichu and Rosechu siblings would all take to the prom before I order the picture just to be sure she would like it.

Sorry if this seems like a weird request, I just want to be a really good girlfriend and $150 is a lot of money for me on my mom's VISA.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.}}

{{quotebox|
That is Really Sweet and Awesome! Let me think... Last I wrote, Christine had a crush on a Jewish boy, pre-evolved. I had not made up anyone for Cera or Robbie yet, but they both would go out with girls, most definitely. Christine is the Bi. I have just checked, and the Jewish boy dumps her; Christine was devastated. Then she was attracted to her lesbian best friend, Karen Lyon, who took her back to her place eventually and totally went Tribbing on her! Then she hooks up with Benjamin Matthews with everything; after that with him, she realized herself as a Bisexual. Cera really likes this Chinese girl, Cassandra Kinsley. Those are who they all go to the Prom with.

You may pay for the $100 color commission; no frame, laminate or certificate, but with my current offer, you get a second commission or a medallion of your choice for Free...}}

Several customers made the decision to fork over money for personalized artwork by Chris. The finished masterpieces are shown here.

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
For this work, the recipient (Trickie[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/rosechus-story.3444/page-45#post-495889])asked Chris to draw a scene from her comic, "Rosechu's Story." Her response to Chris's effort: "I'm pretty happy with basically everything except for the fact that he forgot that the pokeball is supposed to be opened, which I specifically requested."

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File:Commissions B 1.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions B 2.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
The buyer sent the following request to Chris:

{{quoteboxgreen|
Hey Chris,

For my commission I would like a collage of my favorite wrestler, Rob Van Dam, drawn in your signature style with a special Sonichu spin to the designs on RVD's clothes. I would like one part of the picture to be RVD making this pose http://i.imgur.com/aZVfrfo.jpg, another part to be RVD holding this briefcase http://i.imgur.com/xCSHEr0.jpg and the last part to be Chibi RVD http://i.imgur.com/3YtG5hX.jpg, all with that Sonichu spin. I am sure you can make this all come together!}}

This was followed up by correspondence:

{{quotebox|
Your number has been registered, and I will keep you updated. Rest assured, I promise not to share your number with anyone. Thank you. I have your suggest images, plus an idea in my mind and a magazine and newspaper for background portions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|
Great, I trust your creativity to fill in any blanks!}}

{{quotebox|
I have completed the piece. The story I came up for it is chibi Ron is the son; he gets picked on at school. "Wah! Wah! The kids bullyme! I want to go to a theme park and laugh at the freak clowns there. Wah! Wah!" Papa Rob and his honey are being abused like as they were "Mr. Money in the Bank"; what trouble for the parents. It will be complimentary laminated to keep the portions secure on the pieces on the back card stock paper. I will ship it to you tomorrow.}}

The result is one of the most surreal and autistic works Chris has ever produced. What it means is anyone's guess; his description offers little help. Chris made sure to scribble over the offensive torsos of the wrestlers and Chibi with black marker. The drawing came covered with [[Hair|hair]] of unknown origin.

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[[File:Commissions C 2.jpg|400px|thumb]]}}
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File:Commissions C 1.jpg|lots of hair
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
A Japanese industrial/noise/experimental band called L'eclipse Nue (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Leclipse-Nue/189265644421174?pnref=story) commissioned Chris to produce the cover to their album "Negative." The album was released in February 2015.

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[[File:Negative.jpg|thumb|300px]]}}
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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The buyer asked for a picture of "[[Collosal Chan|Colossal-chan]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] staring down with CWC as the referee."

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[[File:Commissions A.jpg|thumb|300px]]}}
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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The recipient asked for a picture of "CWC shaking hands with [[Clyde Cash]]."

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==Untitled, dated 7/13/2014==
The recipient explained, "I asked for Sonichu and Chris to be fighting Clyde, [[Asperchu]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickel suit]], and [[Liquid Chris|Brown shirted imposter]], with [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]], and [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]] watching. Chris isn't good at following instructions."

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[[File:Commissions D 3.jpg|thumb|350px]]}}
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File:Commissions D 1.jpg|The envelope it came in
</gallery></center>

=="Boy's Night Out at Cheers with Jugs," dated 7/20/2014==
The buyer's request: "About the commission, I would like these three fine gentlemans: http://i.imgur.com/hvmiqKf.jpg in a bar full of only gentlemen. And somewhere in the background I would also like Christian Weston Chandler to also be in this gentleman's bar. Again this is a gentleman's bar, only for men to go to, not gay, kind of like a "Boy's Night Out". And adding a few small talk between the gentlemen in the picture would be great! Thanks Chris!"

Drawings received a certificate and title only if they were the $200 version, or if they were for a repeat customer.

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[[File:Commissions F 1.jpg|thumb|350px]]}}
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File:Commissions F 2.jpg|The certificate of authenticity.
</gallery></center>

==Three Untitled Drawings, dated 7/21/2014==
The buyer made the following request:
{{quoteboxred|
For this commission, I would really like to see [[Rosechu]] (with her lightning sword) and [[Ultra Sonichu]] in a friendly pokemon battle. The battle has been going on for a while, and they've been really going at it and giving it their all, and the arena has been torn up quite a bit with rubble lying around and scorch marks on the ground.

I want it to look as though Ultra Sonichu might have the upper hand, but Rosechu is trying to find a way to turn the tables on him.

Incidentally, who do you think would win in a fight between Ultra Sonichu and Rosechu? Sonichu is pretty powerful, but I think Rosechu might be resourceful enough to win. I'd be interested to hear your take.}}

The following correspondence ensued.
{{quotebox|
Send me your payment, I will debate that statistically in my mind and you will find out in the piece.}}

{{quoteboxred|
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what "you will find out in the piece" means? Are you going to include a separate note saying who would win? Or are you planning to show which one wins in the piece itself?

Glad the payment and the email got to you alright. Thanks again. ^__^}}

{{quotebox|
In the piece itself.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Oh, so that means you're going to change the picture to show one of them winning instead?}}

{{quotebox|
No, it will be a subtle hint. I will tell you directly after I have thought about it.}}

Chris sent three illustrations. They arrived with a handwritten explanation of the art:

{{quotebox|
Hey [omitted],

I have given the matter a Lot of thought, and I ended up drawing a three-piece set for you (a bonus, considering lack of background for Classic Pokemon Battle Style). I felt it a mismatch to pit Super Vs. Regular initially, so I took creative license to make Super and Ultimate Fury into Mega Evolutions for the turn-based gaming format. Also, taking a tip from ScrewAttack's Vegeta Vs. Shadow & Mario Vs. Sonic "Death Battle" episodes (on YouTube) to figure which Mega Evo. Form would last longer, and who could stand battling the other longer... Chaos Object Energy doesn't last as long as a woman's scorn, and considerably finds the end result in reasonable theory. But I would not see death to either anyway, because the Primes, Sonichu & Rosechu, are Not only Sweethearts and Married with Children, the couple are Best Friends with each other. You care, feel, understand and have true compassion for the other;... I would not want to hurt them in the least.

Do you understand?

Have a good day.

Christian W. Chandler}}

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File:Commissions E 1.jpg
File:Commissions E 2.jpg
File:Commissions E 3.jpg
File:Commissions E 4.jpg|The included handwritten note
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/24/2014==
Why, it's [[Wikipedia:ALF (TV series)|ALF]] and his girlfriend Rhonda from Melmac!

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[[File:Commissions 14.jpg|thumb|400px]]}}
</center>

==Untitled, dated 7/29/2014==
The customer requested a drawing of his fursona. While he supplied a picture of only the dragon's head, Chris came through with the entire animal. The buyer provided further details and appraisals in a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ.

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[[File:Commission X.jpg|thumb|250px]]}}
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=="*A Camera From Memory*," dated 11/28/2014==
The purchaser ordered this for a friend, a photographer. He told Chris he could draw anything related to photography.

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[[File:Commissions 10.jpg|thumb|300px]]}}
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==The Flufflehugs Commissions==
{{quote|Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.|Chris to his eBay customer Flufflehugs.}}

In late September 2014, the True and Honest fan known as "Flufflehugs" created an original character named Mimi Rosechu, and asked Chris if he would be willing to include her in a commission.

{{quoteboxred|
Would you consider this fan character to be offensive?
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission G.jpg|thumb]]
}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|
Wow! Not only do I find that Not Offensive, but it REALLY TURNS ME ON! Please pay me to draw that for you! If pay me the $100 to draw her in color, you can get your choice of a second color commission or a Sonichu or Rosechu [[Medallion]] for Free.
}}

Flufflehugs decided to order two colored comic pages in addition to a medallion. She told Chris her commission could be of whatever he wanted as long as her original character was included. Some time later, she placed a second order of two black-and-white comic pages about [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|male lesbians]]. One month went by, and she had not yet received any of the pages. He sent her a series of excuses.

{{quotebox|
Dear [omitted],

I'm sorry for the delays. I am working on medallions right now, and I am waiting for $80 to be released into my PayPal from stuff I shipped out last Friday to be delivered. I have had a Lot of stressful situations happen to me. I will draw All of your pages today, and ship them out with the medals this week. Thank you for your patience.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I apologize again for the delay, but I will be drawing your comic pages today and shipping them out tomorrow. I am making it a four-page comic, where both sets of your requests will be linked. Have a great and safe day. :)

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I think I've overestimated my mood. I promise to have your four page comic request sent by Wednesday. I apologize again. And, please, do leave positive feedback for me after you get the drawings.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 4 November he sent her an update:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Progress report of the comic pages; I have drawn two of the pages; full-page drawings. The story idea of beginning with the conversation between me and [[Robbie Sonichu]], leading to him meeting Mimi Rosechu, and enjoying a conversation and a cup of coffee with her is in my memory. But unfortunately, what to Write for dialogue has escaped me. I will think this further at rest, and try to complete the dialogue and drawings tomorrow. I have something else to ship out on Friday as well, so I will try to have your drawings completed at best by then.

I sincerely apologize. I have been under my own deal of stress and mental quandaries lately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris finally admitted that he could not complete her commission as she had requested, but hoped that she could accept his half-assed effort.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am a woman soul in the male body. I am not psycho or manipulative. I am afraid I could not come up with extensive dialogue for the pages, but I have one page with me and Robbie Sonichu, and two with Mimi and Robbie; all each with a lesbian joke. And I am drawing a single piece of Mimi Rosechu for you. The piece will be laminated and certified, with my compliments, to make up for the wait and lack of better dialogue. You will be pleased, I hope.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 13 November Flufflehugs received her commissions:

<center><gallery>
File:Flufflehugs Commission A.jpg|envelope
File:Flufflehugs Commission B.jpg|commission description
File:Flufflehugs Commission C.jpg|a desperate plea
File:Set1pic2.jpg
File:Set1pic3.jpg
File:Set1pic4.jpg
File:Set1pic1.jpg
File:Set1pic1back.png
</gallery></center>

Of course, this was not what Flufflehugs had requested. She had asked for two colored comic pages which incorporated her original character, and two black-and-white comic pages about male lesbians. However, Chris had failed to think of any dialogue for the comics, so instead he sent three colored pages of bad lesbian jokes and a laminated and certified color illustration of her original character. She expressed her dissatisfaction to Chris.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Well, I do apologize for lack of better dialogue in the pages. I came up mostly blank. But hey, things got good between Mimi and Robbie. And you have a Certified Drawing of Mimi herself. Plus, among the conversations between Lesbian Transwomen, they would share a joke or two.

I Have Been Under a Lot of [[Stress]]! Please, give me a break. I Need the positive feedback to get my seller label back up to Standard, for better chance for eBay releasing my total funds into my PayPal account, and I need that money to pay my bills an whatnot.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs requested that either she be allowed to return the four pages and allow him to try again, or that he refund her money. He gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I can not afford to issue a refund. Let me think it further, and I will make another attempt very soon. Please, keep what I have already sent you, and leave positive feedback.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I will get them thought up and drawn ASAP; I will try for over this weekend.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Concerned about further delays, Flufflehugs kept in touch with Chris. On 18 November he wrote:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am starting to draw them; I will try to base them between the pages I sent you already. All I have right now for dialogue beginning is "There's a sale at JCPenny; half of discount on dresses." And right now, my mind has gone blank from stress and being tired. I am sorry. I will try to have them completed by Friday.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

And two days later:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am working on it. My brain just gave out. Here, have a look.

-jesusguidesme2
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission D.png|left|thumb]][[File:Flufflehugs Commission E.png|left|thumb]]
}}

Inspired by [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|recent revelations]], Flufflehugs asked Chris if he would consider drawing a picture depicting tribadism. She also asked him to explain what the act consists of. He replied on 22 November:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Drawing something so graphic and nude would be a whole other and new Commission Order, and in the Full $100 Colored Commission Price.

And Tribadism is not all that difficult to understand, really. There is a page on the Wikipedia on the subject. And in short, it is where the two women stimulate each other's clitoris simultaneously, more likely by rubbing them with their own clitoris, or with the labia. The clit is amazing at being a sensitive and short yet protrusive part. The female Bonobo monkeys have quite extensive clitoris, and the lesbian Bonobos find their own good times with each other very much.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Four days later, Chris announced that he was finally finished with her commission and was shipping it that day. But then, out of the blue, he asked his eBay customer [[Honest Content|a rather jarring question]]:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

As for what I wanted to ask you about, I really want to become more sex-positive (the alternate term for a slut) and I would like some advice and tips for approaching, talking and flirting with women, like a lesbian. Do you have some advice or tips or do you know any sex positive lesbians there in [omitted] who can help? Thank you.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs responded that she was bisexual, and asked him about [[Chris and health#Exercise|exercise]], [[Chris and health#Nutrition|diet]], and [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]. Chris gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions: I exercise daily with walking for more than a half hour, and I eat twice a day instead of three. My main choices are colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses. I could use a shopping day with my sweetheart. Approaching women by autistic default, I am still transitioning out from Really Shy. [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|The last time I had sex]], it was basic, and it was April of 2012.

And the snow here today, along with lack of shipping tape is delaying the shipping up to Friday now. I have completed your pages; mostly dialogue.

-jesusguidesme2
}}
{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
Also, are you Positive you're totally a BiSexual woman? My sweetheart realized recently that [[China|pussy]] puts her off mildly, and a woman friend of mine felt the same way in her own realization of the same as well. Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

For some reason, by 28 November he still had not shipped her order. By this time it was clear that he intended to send her three colored comic pages instead of the two colored and two black-and-white pages she had paid for. Consequently, she asked for the tribadism page at no extra charge. He relented.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
I have just wrapped your pages and am ready to ship them out. Very well, since I am also asking for your input on the flirting and all, I will draw Robbie and Mimi having a Tribbing over the weekend for you. And the pages I have just drawn for you were also meant to sync with the three drawings I had drawn for you earlier, so you ended up with a six page piece.

The tracking number is [omitted].

Have a good day.
}}

On 1 December, she received the first three comic pages. Out of curiosity, she asked Chris if his recent coming out had had an impact on Comic Chris and other Sonichu characters. He replied:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], my fictions twin sister, is STILL a straight woman, nothing different from before, and she is supportive of the LGBTQ rights as well.

[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|My comic person]] is the same as I am right now as well, and since the transformations are of one in the same with me, they Are as well.

Additionally, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] remains the same for himself as well; nothing has changed whatsoever about him either.

I have shipped your Tribbing request yesterday. I felt it would be a fun surprise for you.

Please, wait until January before making any more commission purchases. As I have stated in my recent facebook post, I wish to complete as many medallion requests as possible by next Wednesday, as we are expected to be moving back in within the next couple of weeks.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 9 December, she finally received the tribadism page, completing her order. In the image, Robbie was depicted with breasts (but no nipples), and he was wearing an unusual red belt-like object around his waist. Flufflehugs requested an explanation of the mechanics of male lesbian sex. He replied on 17 December:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

To answer your questions; her clit gets rubbed against [[un-clit|his skin down there]]. He got some doctor-recommended Hormone Replacement Therapy with estrogens, the Breasts came naturally through that. That is a strap-on accessory, which would hold a removable dildo within the ring on the front. Robbie is wearing that to keep his [[duck|ugly growth (penis)]] inside of himself so it does not get in the way while they enjoyed the Tribbing.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

So in the end, Flufflehugs received a total of eight color pictures, for a total cost of $150 dollars.

{{gallery
|The last four commissions. Probably not safe for work.
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File:Set2Pic1.jpg
File:Set2Pic2.jpg
File:Set2Pic3.jpg
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==Untitled, dated 6/24/2015==
This is a portrait of the recipient, who writes: "She used my FB profile pic for it but I said to use any artistic license she wanted. I think she did the face and hair from the pic, but the rest is without reference and I think it's genuinely one of CWC's better pieces of art, the hands are cool, she got my hair right, the whole thing is so clearly drawn by CWC , but I think she put in some real effort with it!"<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fan-art-thread.36/page-64#post-966208]]</ref>

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=="Do Not Touch My Behind," Dated 9/27/2015==
The buyer made the following request:

{{quoteboxgreen|Did the payment come through ok? This was my first time using Paypal.
Also, I saw that my last few messages contained spelling errors and missing
words. So, I just want to clarify how I want the drawing to look
like.

1. It takes place in the Cwcville Mall Food Court.

2. Trunks should be drawn as he appears in Dragonball GT.
Use that pic I sent you for reference.

3.Robee's girlfriend is sitting at a table with food on it. Robee is standing up because me and Trunks came up to her to talk to her.

4. I want Robee's TRUE AND HONEST reaction to my hand being on her butt(very important that you draw my hand there.) After I asked her(Robee, not her girlfriend) out.

Thank you for your time and I look forward to seeing that drawing. Hopefully it will be in comic book format. I hope....}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Your payment went through fully and successful. I will have your drawing in a comic-style as my past pieces. And, like me, having a male's hand on her butt, and not feeling comfortable, but tolerant, with their presence and such a gesture... I'm just telling you honestly. Thank you.}}

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[[File:Commissions 12.jpg|thumb|500px]]}}

{{quotebox|[[File:Commissions 12B.jpg|thumb|200px|The certificate of authenticity.]]}}
</center>

==Untitled, Dated 10/6/2015==
This is the vocaloid [[Wikipedia:Kagamine Rin/Len|Len Kagamine]]. Chris forgot to color one of the arms.

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[[File:Commissions 13C.jpg|thumb|400px]]}}

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File:Commissions 13B.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions 13A.jpg|[[Wild Sonichu]] sticker.
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, Dated 11/19/2015==
The buyer made the following requests:

1. The Sonichu Family watching My Little Pony together on TV in their living room titled: ''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life.''

2. Bubbles Rosechu red lipstick kissing Blake Sonichu and he's happy dizzy lovestruck after he gives her a big bouquet of flowers titled: ''Bubbles Gets Roses.''

3. Sonichu Drawing donating towards New Comic Book Pages.

{{quotebox|
[[File:''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life''.jpg]]|thumb|400px]]}}

{{quotebox|
[[File:Bubbles Gets Roses.jpg]]}}

{{quotebox|
[[File:Sonichu Drawing.jpg]]}}

==References==
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[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:EBay]]

File:Sonichu Drawing.jpg

2015-11-25T20:53:13Z

Dcencia:

Commissions (2014-2015)

2015-11-25T20:48:45Z

Dcencia: /* Untitled, Dated 11/19/2015 */

On 1 [[July 2014]], Chris began taking '''commissions for his [[Chris and art| artwork]]''' on [[eBay]]. He offered a B&W 8.5 X 11 for $50, a colored 8.5 X 11 for $100, and a colored drawing in a ''frame'' for $200. Though several B&Ws and coloreds were purchased, needless to say nobody was willing to pay the extra $100 for a frame. By the time he had shifted his business to [[Etsy]] in [[September 2015]], he had lowered prices to $30 for a B&W and $50 for a colored.

==Description==
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), you may now request a Fresh full-colored hand-drawn and colored artwork with Non-Offensive subject matters directly. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Included in this set of The Works are Lamination of the piece for helping it last a lot longer. A personal hand-written Certificate of Authenticity directly from me, the artist. And a lovely picture frame. All in all, it all is very well worth it.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Note: the artworks in the photos are Sample Pieces, previously commissioned to select others before today, June 30, 2014, and those particular pieces are Not available for individual sale, as the original pieces have already been shipped to their respective owners who paid in full as well.

<nowiki>****</nowiki>When purchasing, please state your Non-Offensive drawing request in the Message either beforehand, or during upon checkout in the message block via PayPal. Please properly checkout through this listing here on eBay. Do Not make your requests anywhere outside of eBay. I reserve the right to issue a refund should I feel the subject matter of the request to be offensive upon reading it. Thank you.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>ONLY on Commission Purchases, I am offering Text Messaging updates. Should you purchase a commission job from me, I will personally extend an offer to you individually and request your number if you would like Texting Updates.}}

Chris posted six samples of his work, which he claimed were already sold, as examples of his craftsmanship. A [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|conversation with an anonymous male friend]] reveals that Chris had produced these commissions for a select few during the previous month. Presumably this success inspired him to go public.

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File:Chris Commissions 1.JPG|Who shot that gun?
File:Chris Commissions 2.JPG|I gave that drunk "king" the what-for!!
File:Chris Commissions 3.JPG|[[Rosechu]] and some other recolor
File:Chris Commissions 4.JPG|A comedy masterpiece
File:Chris Commissions 5.JPG|Some bullshit, who cares
File:Chris Commissions 6.JPG|Fruit or dinosaur words
</gallery></center>

==Questions and Answers==
{{quoteboxred|
I was looking into buying a picture commission and I am wondering why the price differences between all three? It's a $50 difference between B and W and a colored commission and then another $50 between a color commission without a frame and one with one. I could essentially buy a colored commission without a frame and then buy a nice $10 one at walmart and have the $200 sale at $160. Did you make the frames?? Is that why it's so expensive? Or are the frames such good quality that they've costed you $40-50? I'm not dissing on your sales, I'm just pointing out something I noticed. I think you'd sell more pictures with frames if you charged maybe $160 instead of $200.}}

{{quotebox|
Firstly, it is the Time and Detail, Heart and Soul, that goes more greatly into the coloured commissions. More time is definitely needed in the coloured commissions. And then in the best offer, there is the Certificate which I personally sign and date, and I laminate the drawings. The frames vary on which is available from 10 to 50 at the time and circumstances locally at my end.}}

{{quoteboxred|
If the quality of the art isn't that good, can the customer get a refund of their money?}}

{{quotebox|
No refunds.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Hi Mr. Chandler,

I want to buy one of your pieces as a gift to my girlfriend [omitted] who is a big fan of your works. We are two girls dating so obviously she was very excited about three characters being L B and T, Cera Christine and Robbie. Since she is also obsessed with prom planning, I thought a good picture for her would be to order one of those characters in a cute dress with their prom date.

But after finishing the comic, I realize Sandy is the only girl around their age so the other two (who didn't get Sandy) would not have dates. As I want the drawing to be canon ([omitted] is super into stuff being canon), I was wondering who in your internal universe the Sonichu and Rosechu siblings would all take to the prom before I order the picture just to be sure she would like it.

Sorry if this seems like a weird request, I just want to be a really good girlfriend and $150 is a lot of money for me on my mom's VISA.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.}}

{{quotebox|
That is Really Sweet and Awesome! Let me think... Last I wrote, Christine had a crush on a Jewish boy, pre-evolved. I had not made up anyone for Cera or Robbie yet, but they both would go out with girls, most definitely. Christine is the Bi. I have just checked, and the Jewish boy dumps her; Christine was devastated. Then she was attracted to her lesbian best friend, Karen Lyon, who took her back to her place eventually and totally went Tribbing on her! Then she hooks up with Benjamin Matthews with everything; after that with him, she realized herself as a Bisexual. Cera really likes this Chinese girl, Cassandra Kinsley. Those are who they all go to the Prom with.

You may pay for the $100 color commission; no frame, laminate or certificate, but with my current offer, you get a second commission or a medallion of your choice for Free...}}

Several customers made the decision to fork over money for personalized artwork by Chris. The finished masterpieces are shown here.

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
For this work, the recipient (Trickie[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/rosechus-story.3444/page-45#post-495889])asked Chris to draw a scene from her comic, "Rosechu's Story." Her response to Chris's effort: "I'm pretty happy with basically everything except for the fact that he forgot that the pokeball is supposed to be opened, which I specifically requested."

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File:Commissions B 1.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions B 2.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
The buyer sent the following request to Chris:

{{quoteboxgreen|
Hey Chris,

For my commission I would like a collage of my favorite wrestler, Rob Van Dam, drawn in your signature style with a special Sonichu spin to the designs on RVD's clothes. I would like one part of the picture to be RVD making this pose http://i.imgur.com/aZVfrfo.jpg, another part to be RVD holding this briefcase http://i.imgur.com/xCSHEr0.jpg and the last part to be Chibi RVD http://i.imgur.com/3YtG5hX.jpg, all with that Sonichu spin. I am sure you can make this all come together!}}

This was followed up by correspondence:

{{quotebox|
Your number has been registered, and I will keep you updated. Rest assured, I promise not to share your number with anyone. Thank you. I have your suggest images, plus an idea in my mind and a magazine and newspaper for background portions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|
Great, I trust your creativity to fill in any blanks!}}

{{quotebox|
I have completed the piece. The story I came up for it is chibi Ron is the son; he gets picked on at school. "Wah! Wah! The kids bullyme! I want to go to a theme park and laugh at the freak clowns there. Wah! Wah!" Papa Rob and his honey are being abused like as they were "Mr. Money in the Bank"; what trouble for the parents. It will be complimentary laminated to keep the portions secure on the pieces on the back card stock paper. I will ship it to you tomorrow.}}

The result is one of the most surreal and autistic works Chris has ever produced. What it means is anyone's guess; his description offers little help. Chris made sure to scribble over the offensive torsos of the wrestlers and Chibi with black marker. The drawing came covered with [[Hair|hair]] of unknown origin.

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File:Commissions C 1.jpg|lots of hair
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
A Japanese industrial/noise/experimental band called L'eclipse Nue (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Leclipse-Nue/189265644421174?pnref=story) commissioned Chris to produce the cover to their album "Negative." The album was released in February 2015.

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The buyer asked for a picture of "[[Collosal Chan|Colossal-chan]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] staring down with CWC as the referee."

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[[File:Commissions A.jpg|thumb|300px]]}}
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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The recipient asked for a picture of "CWC shaking hands with [[Clyde Cash]]."

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==Untitled, dated 7/13/2014==
The recipient explained, "I asked for Sonichu and Chris to be fighting Clyde, [[Asperchu]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickel suit]], and [[Liquid Chris|Brown shirted imposter]], with [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]], and [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]] watching. Chris isn't good at following instructions."

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[[File:Commissions D 3.jpg|thumb|350px]]}}
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File:Commissions D 1.jpg|The envelope it came in
</gallery></center>

=="Boy's Night Out at Cheers with Jugs," dated 7/20/2014==
The buyer's request: "About the commission, I would like these three fine gentlemans: http://i.imgur.com/hvmiqKf.jpg in a bar full of only gentlemen. And somewhere in the background I would also like Christian Weston Chandler to also be in this gentleman's bar. Again this is a gentleman's bar, only for men to go to, not gay, kind of like a "Boy's Night Out". And adding a few small talk between the gentlemen in the picture would be great! Thanks Chris!"

Drawings received a certificate and title only if they were the $200 version, or if they were for a repeat customer.

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[[File:Commissions F 1.jpg|thumb|350px]]}}
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File:Commissions F 2.jpg|The certificate of authenticity.
</gallery></center>

==Three Untitled Drawings, dated 7/21/2014==
The buyer made the following request:
{{quoteboxred|
For this commission, I would really like to see [[Rosechu]] (with her lightning sword) and [[Ultra Sonichu]] in a friendly pokemon battle. The battle has been going on for a while, and they've been really going at it and giving it their all, and the arena has been torn up quite a bit with rubble lying around and scorch marks on the ground.

I want it to look as though Ultra Sonichu might have the upper hand, but Rosechu is trying to find a way to turn the tables on him.

Incidentally, who do you think would win in a fight between Ultra Sonichu and Rosechu? Sonichu is pretty powerful, but I think Rosechu might be resourceful enough to win. I'd be interested to hear your take.}}

The following correspondence ensued.
{{quotebox|
Send me your payment, I will debate that statistically in my mind and you will find out in the piece.}}

{{quoteboxred|
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what "you will find out in the piece" means? Are you going to include a separate note saying who would win? Or are you planning to show which one wins in the piece itself?

Glad the payment and the email got to you alright. Thanks again. ^__^}}

{{quotebox|
In the piece itself.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Oh, so that means you're going to change the picture to show one of them winning instead?}}

{{quotebox|
No, it will be a subtle hint. I will tell you directly after I have thought about it.}}

Chris sent three illustrations. They arrived with a handwritten explanation of the art:

{{quotebox|
Hey [omitted],

I have given the matter a Lot of thought, and I ended up drawing a three-piece set for you (a bonus, considering lack of background for Classic Pokemon Battle Style). I felt it a mismatch to pit Super Vs. Regular initially, so I took creative license to make Super and Ultimate Fury into Mega Evolutions for the turn-based gaming format. Also, taking a tip from ScrewAttack's Vegeta Vs. Shadow & Mario Vs. Sonic "Death Battle" episodes (on YouTube) to figure which Mega Evo. Form would last longer, and who could stand battling the other longer... Chaos Object Energy doesn't last as long as a woman's scorn, and considerably finds the end result in reasonable theory. But I would not see death to either anyway, because the Primes, Sonichu & Rosechu, are Not only Sweethearts and Married with Children, the couple are Best Friends with each other. You care, feel, understand and have true compassion for the other;... I would not want to hurt them in the least.

Do you understand?

Have a good day.

Christian W. Chandler}}

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File:Commissions E 1.jpg
File:Commissions E 2.jpg
File:Commissions E 3.jpg
File:Commissions E 4.jpg|The included handwritten note
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/24/2014==
Why, it's [[Wikipedia:ALF (TV series)|ALF]] and his girlfriend Rhonda from Melmac!

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[[File:Commissions 14.jpg|thumb|400px]]}}
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==Untitled, dated 7/29/2014==
The customer requested a drawing of his fursona. While he supplied a picture of only the dragon's head, Chris came through with the entire animal. The buyer provided further details and appraisals in a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ.

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[[File:Commission X.jpg|thumb|250px]]}}
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=="*A Camera From Memory*," dated 11/28/2014==
The purchaser ordered this for a friend, a photographer. He told Chris he could draw anything related to photography.

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[[File:Commissions 10.jpg|thumb|300px]]}}
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==The Flufflehugs Commissions==
{{quote|Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.|Chris to his eBay customer Flufflehugs.}}

In late September 2014, the True and Honest fan known as "Flufflehugs" created an original character named Mimi Rosechu, and asked Chris if he would be willing to include her in a commission.

{{quoteboxred|
Would you consider this fan character to be offensive?
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission G.jpg|thumb]]
}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|
Wow! Not only do I find that Not Offensive, but it REALLY TURNS ME ON! Please pay me to draw that for you! If pay me the $100 to draw her in color, you can get your choice of a second color commission or a Sonichu or Rosechu [[Medallion]] for Free.
}}

Flufflehugs decided to order two colored comic pages in addition to a medallion. She told Chris her commission could be of whatever he wanted as long as her original character was included. Some time later, she placed a second order of two black-and-white comic pages about [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|male lesbians]]. One month went by, and she had not yet received any of the pages. He sent her a series of excuses.

{{quotebox|
Dear [omitted],

I'm sorry for the delays. I am working on medallions right now, and I am waiting for $80 to be released into my PayPal from stuff I shipped out last Friday to be delivered. I have had a Lot of stressful situations happen to me. I will draw All of your pages today, and ship them out with the medals this week. Thank you for your patience.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I apologize again for the delay, but I will be drawing your comic pages today and shipping them out tomorrow. I am making it a four-page comic, where both sets of your requests will be linked. Have a great and safe day. :)

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I think I've overestimated my mood. I promise to have your four page comic request sent by Wednesday. I apologize again. And, please, do leave positive feedback for me after you get the drawings.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 4 November he sent her an update:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Progress report of the comic pages; I have drawn two of the pages; full-page drawings. The story idea of beginning with the conversation between me and [[Robbie Sonichu]], leading to him meeting Mimi Rosechu, and enjoying a conversation and a cup of coffee with her is in my memory. But unfortunately, what to Write for dialogue has escaped me. I will think this further at rest, and try to complete the dialogue and drawings tomorrow. I have something else to ship out on Friday as well, so I will try to have your drawings completed at best by then.

I sincerely apologize. I have been under my own deal of stress and mental quandaries lately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris finally admitted that he could not complete her commission as she had requested, but hoped that she could accept his half-assed effort.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am a woman soul in the male body. I am not psycho or manipulative. I am afraid I could not come up with extensive dialogue for the pages, but I have one page with me and Robbie Sonichu, and two with Mimi and Robbie; all each with a lesbian joke. And I am drawing a single piece of Mimi Rosechu for you. The piece will be laminated and certified, with my compliments, to make up for the wait and lack of better dialogue. You will be pleased, I hope.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 13 November Flufflehugs received her commissions:

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File:Flufflehugs Commission A.jpg|envelope
File:Flufflehugs Commission B.jpg|commission description
File:Flufflehugs Commission C.jpg|a desperate plea
File:Set1pic2.jpg
File:Set1pic3.jpg
File:Set1pic4.jpg
File:Set1pic1.jpg
File:Set1pic1back.png
</gallery></center>

Of course, this was not what Flufflehugs had requested. She had asked for two colored comic pages which incorporated her original character, and two black-and-white comic pages about male lesbians. However, Chris had failed to think of any dialogue for the comics, so instead he sent three colored pages of bad lesbian jokes and a laminated and certified color illustration of her original character. She expressed her dissatisfaction to Chris.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Well, I do apologize for lack of better dialogue in the pages. I came up mostly blank. But hey, things got good between Mimi and Robbie. And you have a Certified Drawing of Mimi herself. Plus, among the conversations between Lesbian Transwomen, they would share a joke or two.

I Have Been Under a Lot of [[Stress]]! Please, give me a break. I Need the positive feedback to get my seller label back up to Standard, for better chance for eBay releasing my total funds into my PayPal account, and I need that money to pay my bills an whatnot.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs requested that either she be allowed to return the four pages and allow him to try again, or that he refund her money. He gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I can not afford to issue a refund. Let me think it further, and I will make another attempt very soon. Please, keep what I have already sent you, and leave positive feedback.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I will get them thought up and drawn ASAP; I will try for over this weekend.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Concerned about further delays, Flufflehugs kept in touch with Chris. On 18 November he wrote:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am starting to draw them; I will try to base them between the pages I sent you already. All I have right now for dialogue beginning is "There's a sale at JCPenny; half of discount on dresses." And right now, my mind has gone blank from stress and being tired. I am sorry. I will try to have them completed by Friday.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

And two days later:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am working on it. My brain just gave out. Here, have a look.

-jesusguidesme2
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission D.png|left|thumb]][[File:Flufflehugs Commission E.png|left|thumb]]
}}

Inspired by [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|recent revelations]], Flufflehugs asked Chris if he would consider drawing a picture depicting tribadism. She also asked him to explain what the act consists of. He replied on 22 November:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Drawing something so graphic and nude would be a whole other and new Commission Order, and in the Full $100 Colored Commission Price.

And Tribadism is not all that difficult to understand, really. There is a page on the Wikipedia on the subject. And in short, it is where the two women stimulate each other's clitoris simultaneously, more likely by rubbing them with their own clitoris, or with the labia. The clit is amazing at being a sensitive and short yet protrusive part. The female Bonobo monkeys have quite extensive clitoris, and the lesbian Bonobos find their own good times with each other very much.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Four days later, Chris announced that he was finally finished with her commission and was shipping it that day. But then, out of the blue, he asked his eBay customer [[Honest Content|a rather jarring question]]:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

As for what I wanted to ask you about, I really want to become more sex-positive (the alternate term for a slut) and I would like some advice and tips for approaching, talking and flirting with women, like a lesbian. Do you have some advice or tips or do you know any sex positive lesbians there in [omitted] who can help? Thank you.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs responded that she was bisexual, and asked him about [[Chris and health#Exercise|exercise]], [[Chris and health#Nutrition|diet]], and [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]. Chris gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions: I exercise daily with walking for more than a half hour, and I eat twice a day instead of three. My main choices are colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses. I could use a shopping day with my sweetheart. Approaching women by autistic default, I am still transitioning out from Really Shy. [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|The last time I had sex]], it was basic, and it was April of 2012.

And the snow here today, along with lack of shipping tape is delaying the shipping up to Friday now. I have completed your pages; mostly dialogue.

-jesusguidesme2
}}
{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
Also, are you Positive you're totally a BiSexual woman? My sweetheart realized recently that [[China|pussy]] puts her off mildly, and a woman friend of mine felt the same way in her own realization of the same as well. Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

For some reason, by 28 November he still had not shipped her order. By this time it was clear that he intended to send her three colored comic pages instead of the two colored and two black-and-white pages she had paid for. Consequently, she asked for the tribadism page at no extra charge. He relented.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
I have just wrapped your pages and am ready to ship them out. Very well, since I am also asking for your input on the flirting and all, I will draw Robbie and Mimi having a Tribbing over the weekend for you. And the pages I have just drawn for you were also meant to sync with the three drawings I had drawn for you earlier, so you ended up with a six page piece.

The tracking number is [omitted].

Have a good day.
}}

On 1 December, she received the first three comic pages. Out of curiosity, she asked Chris if his recent coming out had had an impact on Comic Chris and other Sonichu characters. He replied:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], my fictions twin sister, is STILL a straight woman, nothing different from before, and she is supportive of the LGBTQ rights as well.

[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|My comic person]] is the same as I am right now as well, and since the transformations are of one in the same with me, they Are as well.

Additionally, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] remains the same for himself as well; nothing has changed whatsoever about him either.

I have shipped your Tribbing request yesterday. I felt it would be a fun surprise for you.

Please, wait until January before making any more commission purchases. As I have stated in my recent facebook post, I wish to complete as many medallion requests as possible by next Wednesday, as we are expected to be moving back in within the next couple of weeks.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 9 December, she finally received the tribadism page, completing her order. In the image, Robbie was depicted with breasts (but no nipples), and he was wearing an unusual red belt-like object around his waist. Flufflehugs requested an explanation of the mechanics of male lesbian sex. He replied on 17 December:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

To answer your questions; her clit gets rubbed against [[un-clit|his skin down there]]. He got some doctor-recommended Hormone Replacement Therapy with estrogens, the Breasts came naturally through that. That is a strap-on accessory, which would hold a removable dildo within the ring on the front. Robbie is wearing that to keep his [[duck|ugly growth (penis)]] inside of himself so it does not get in the way while they enjoyed the Tribbing.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

So in the end, Flufflehugs received a total of eight color pictures, for a total cost of $150 dollars.

{{gallery
|The last four commissions. Probably not safe for work.
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File:Set2Pic1.jpg
File:Set2Pic2.jpg
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==Untitled, dated 6/24/2015==
This is a portrait of the recipient, who writes: "She used my FB profile pic for it but I said to use any artistic license she wanted. I think she did the face and hair from the pic, but the rest is without reference and I think it's genuinely one of CWC's better pieces of art, the hands are cool, she got my hair right, the whole thing is so clearly drawn by CWC , but I think she put in some real effort with it!"<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fan-art-thread.36/page-64#post-966208]]</ref>

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=="Do Not Touch My Behind," Dated 9/27/2015==
The buyer made the following request:

{{quoteboxgreen|Did the payment come through ok? This was my first time using Paypal.
Also, I saw that my last few messages contained spelling errors and missing
words. So, I just want to clarify how I want the drawing to look
like.

1. It takes place in the Cwcville Mall Food Court.

2. Trunks should be drawn as he appears in Dragonball GT.
Use that pic I sent you for reference.

3.Robee's girlfriend is sitting at a table with food on it. Robee is standing up because me and Trunks came up to her to talk to her.

4. I want Robee's TRUE AND HONEST reaction to my hand being on her butt(very important that you draw my hand there.) After I asked her(Robee, not her girlfriend) out.

Thank you for your time and I look forward to seeing that drawing. Hopefully it will be in comic book format. I hope....}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Your payment went through fully and successful. I will have your drawing in a comic-style as my past pieces. And, like me, having a male's hand on her butt, and not feeling comfortable, but tolerant, with their presence and such a gesture... I'm just telling you honestly. Thank you.}}

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[[File:Commissions 12.jpg|thumb|500px]]}}

{{quotebox|[[File:Commissions 12B.jpg|thumb|200px|The certificate of authenticity.]]}}
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==Untitled, Dated 10/6/2015==
This is the vocaloid [[Wikipedia:Kagamine Rin/Len|Len Kagamine]]. Chris forgot to color one of the arms.

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[[File:Commissions 13C.jpg|thumb|400px]]}}

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File:Commissions 13B.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions 13A.jpg|[[Wild Sonichu]] sticker.
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, Dated 11/19/2015==
The buyer made the following requests:

1. The Sonichu Family watching My Little Pony together on TV in their living room titled: ''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life.''
2. Bubbles Rosechu red lipstick kissing Blake Sonichu and he's happy dizzy lovestruck after he gives her a big bouquet of flowers titled: ''Bubbles Gets Roses.''
3.

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[[File:''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life''.jpg]]|thumb|400px]]}}

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[[File:Bubbles Gets Roses.jpg]]}}

==References==
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[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:EBay]]

File:Bubbles Gets Roses.jpg

2015-11-25T20:45:17Z

Dcencia:

Commissions (2014-2015)

2015-11-25T20:43:26Z

Dcencia:

On 1 [[July 2014]], Chris began taking '''commissions for his [[Chris and art| artwork]]''' on [[eBay]]. He offered a B&W 8.5 X 11 for $50, a colored 8.5 X 11 for $100, and a colored drawing in a ''frame'' for $200. Though several B&Ws and coloreds were purchased, needless to say nobody was willing to pay the extra $100 for a frame. By the time he had shifted his business to [[Etsy]] in [[September 2015]], he had lowered prices to $30 for a B&W and $50 for a colored.

==Description==
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), you may now request a Fresh full-colored hand-drawn and colored artwork with Non-Offensive subject matters directly. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Included in this set of The Works are Lamination of the piece for helping it last a lot longer. A personal hand-written Certificate of Authenticity directly from me, the artist. And a lovely picture frame. All in all, it all is very well worth it.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Note: the artworks in the photos are Sample Pieces, previously commissioned to select others before today, June 30, 2014, and those particular pieces are Not available for individual sale, as the original pieces have already been shipped to their respective owners who paid in full as well.

<nowiki>****</nowiki>When purchasing, please state your Non-Offensive drawing request in the Message either beforehand, or during upon checkout in the message block via PayPal. Please properly checkout through this listing here on eBay. Do Not make your requests anywhere outside of eBay. I reserve the right to issue a refund should I feel the subject matter of the request to be offensive upon reading it. Thank you.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>ONLY on Commission Purchases, I am offering Text Messaging updates. Should you purchase a commission job from me, I will personally extend an offer to you individually and request your number if you would like Texting Updates.}}

Chris posted six samples of his work, which he claimed were already sold, as examples of his craftsmanship. A [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|conversation with an anonymous male friend]] reveals that Chris had produced these commissions for a select few during the previous month. Presumably this success inspired him to go public.

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File:Chris Commissions 1.JPG|Who shot that gun?
File:Chris Commissions 2.JPG|I gave that drunk "king" the what-for!!
File:Chris Commissions 3.JPG|[[Rosechu]] and some other recolor
File:Chris Commissions 4.JPG|A comedy masterpiece
File:Chris Commissions 5.JPG|Some bullshit, who cares
File:Chris Commissions 6.JPG|Fruit or dinosaur words
</gallery></center>

==Questions and Answers==
{{quoteboxred|
I was looking into buying a picture commission and I am wondering why the price differences between all three? It's a $50 difference between B and W and a colored commission and then another $50 between a color commission without a frame and one with one. I could essentially buy a colored commission without a frame and then buy a nice $10 one at walmart and have the $200 sale at $160. Did you make the frames?? Is that why it's so expensive? Or are the frames such good quality that they've costed you $40-50? I'm not dissing on your sales, I'm just pointing out something I noticed. I think you'd sell more pictures with frames if you charged maybe $160 instead of $200.}}

{{quotebox|
Firstly, it is the Time and Detail, Heart and Soul, that goes more greatly into the coloured commissions. More time is definitely needed in the coloured commissions. And then in the best offer, there is the Certificate which I personally sign and date, and I laminate the drawings. The frames vary on which is available from 10 to 50 at the time and circumstances locally at my end.}}

{{quoteboxred|
If the quality of the art isn't that good, can the customer get a refund of their money?}}

{{quotebox|
No refunds.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Hi Mr. Chandler,

I want to buy one of your pieces as a gift to my girlfriend [omitted] who is a big fan of your works. We are two girls dating so obviously she was very excited about three characters being L B and T, Cera Christine and Robbie. Since she is also obsessed with prom planning, I thought a good picture for her would be to order one of those characters in a cute dress with their prom date.

But after finishing the comic, I realize Sandy is the only girl around their age so the other two (who didn't get Sandy) would not have dates. As I want the drawing to be canon ([omitted] is super into stuff being canon), I was wondering who in your internal universe the Sonichu and Rosechu siblings would all take to the prom before I order the picture just to be sure she would like it.

Sorry if this seems like a weird request, I just want to be a really good girlfriend and $150 is a lot of money for me on my mom's VISA.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.}}

{{quotebox|
That is Really Sweet and Awesome! Let me think... Last I wrote, Christine had a crush on a Jewish boy, pre-evolved. I had not made up anyone for Cera or Robbie yet, but they both would go out with girls, most definitely. Christine is the Bi. I have just checked, and the Jewish boy dumps her; Christine was devastated. Then she was attracted to her lesbian best friend, Karen Lyon, who took her back to her place eventually and totally went Tribbing on her! Then she hooks up with Benjamin Matthews with everything; after that with him, she realized herself as a Bisexual. Cera really likes this Chinese girl, Cassandra Kinsley. Those are who they all go to the Prom with.

You may pay for the $100 color commission; no frame, laminate or certificate, but with my current offer, you get a second commission or a medallion of your choice for Free...}}

Several customers made the decision to fork over money for personalized artwork by Chris. The finished masterpieces are shown here.

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
For this work, the recipient (Trickie[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/rosechus-story.3444/page-45#post-495889])asked Chris to draw a scene from her comic, "Rosechu's Story." Her response to Chris's effort: "I'm pretty happy with basically everything except for the fact that he forgot that the pokeball is supposed to be opened, which I specifically requested."

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File:Commissions B 1.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions B 2.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
The buyer sent the following request to Chris:

{{quoteboxgreen|
Hey Chris,

For my commission I would like a collage of my favorite wrestler, Rob Van Dam, drawn in your signature style with a special Sonichu spin to the designs on RVD's clothes. I would like one part of the picture to be RVD making this pose http://i.imgur.com/aZVfrfo.jpg, another part to be RVD holding this briefcase http://i.imgur.com/xCSHEr0.jpg and the last part to be Chibi RVD http://i.imgur.com/3YtG5hX.jpg, all with that Sonichu spin. I am sure you can make this all come together!}}

This was followed up by correspondence:

{{quotebox|
Your number has been registered, and I will keep you updated. Rest assured, I promise not to share your number with anyone. Thank you. I have your suggest images, plus an idea in my mind and a magazine and newspaper for background portions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|
Great, I trust your creativity to fill in any blanks!}}

{{quotebox|
I have completed the piece. The story I came up for it is chibi Ron is the son; he gets picked on at school. "Wah! Wah! The kids bullyme! I want to go to a theme park and laugh at the freak clowns there. Wah! Wah!" Papa Rob and his honey are being abused like as they were "Mr. Money in the Bank"; what trouble for the parents. It will be complimentary laminated to keep the portions secure on the pieces on the back card stock paper. I will ship it to you tomorrow.}}

The result is one of the most surreal and autistic works Chris has ever produced. What it means is anyone's guess; his description offers little help. Chris made sure to scribble over the offensive torsos of the wrestlers and Chibi with black marker. The drawing came covered with [[Hair|hair]] of unknown origin.

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File:Commissions C 1.jpg|lots of hair
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
A Japanese industrial/noise/experimental band called L'eclipse Nue (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Leclipse-Nue/189265644421174?pnref=story) commissioned Chris to produce the cover to their album "Negative." The album was released in February 2015.

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The buyer asked for a picture of "[[Collosal Chan|Colossal-chan]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] staring down with CWC as the referee."

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[[File:Commissions A.jpg|thumb|300px]]}}
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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The recipient asked for a picture of "CWC shaking hands with [[Clyde Cash]]."

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==Untitled, dated 7/13/2014==
The recipient explained, "I asked for Sonichu and Chris to be fighting Clyde, [[Asperchu]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickel suit]], and [[Liquid Chris|Brown shirted imposter]], with [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]], and [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]] watching. Chris isn't good at following instructions."

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[[File:Commissions D 3.jpg|thumb|350px]]}}
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File:Commissions D 1.jpg|The envelope it came in
</gallery></center>

=="Boy's Night Out at Cheers with Jugs," dated 7/20/2014==
The buyer's request: "About the commission, I would like these three fine gentlemans: http://i.imgur.com/hvmiqKf.jpg in a bar full of only gentlemen. And somewhere in the background I would also like Christian Weston Chandler to also be in this gentleman's bar. Again this is a gentleman's bar, only for men to go to, not gay, kind of like a "Boy's Night Out". And adding a few small talk between the gentlemen in the picture would be great! Thanks Chris!"

Drawings received a certificate and title only if they were the $200 version, or if they were for a repeat customer.

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[[File:Commissions F 1.jpg|thumb|350px]]}}
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File:Commissions F 2.jpg|The certificate of authenticity.
</gallery></center>

==Three Untitled Drawings, dated 7/21/2014==
The buyer made the following request:
{{quoteboxred|
For this commission, I would really like to see [[Rosechu]] (with her lightning sword) and [[Ultra Sonichu]] in a friendly pokemon battle. The battle has been going on for a while, and they've been really going at it and giving it their all, and the arena has been torn up quite a bit with rubble lying around and scorch marks on the ground.

I want it to look as though Ultra Sonichu might have the upper hand, but Rosechu is trying to find a way to turn the tables on him.

Incidentally, who do you think would win in a fight between Ultra Sonichu and Rosechu? Sonichu is pretty powerful, but I think Rosechu might be resourceful enough to win. I'd be interested to hear your take.}}

The following correspondence ensued.
{{quotebox|
Send me your payment, I will debate that statistically in my mind and you will find out in the piece.}}

{{quoteboxred|
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what "you will find out in the piece" means? Are you going to include a separate note saying who would win? Or are you planning to show which one wins in the piece itself?

Glad the payment and the email got to you alright. Thanks again. ^__^}}

{{quotebox|
In the piece itself.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Oh, so that means you're going to change the picture to show one of them winning instead?}}

{{quotebox|
No, it will be a subtle hint. I will tell you directly after I have thought about it.}}

Chris sent three illustrations. They arrived with a handwritten explanation of the art:

{{quotebox|
Hey [omitted],

I have given the matter a Lot of thought, and I ended up drawing a three-piece set for you (a bonus, considering lack of background for Classic Pokemon Battle Style). I felt it a mismatch to pit Super Vs. Regular initially, so I took creative license to make Super and Ultimate Fury into Mega Evolutions for the turn-based gaming format. Also, taking a tip from ScrewAttack's Vegeta Vs. Shadow & Mario Vs. Sonic "Death Battle" episodes (on YouTube) to figure which Mega Evo. Form would last longer, and who could stand battling the other longer... Chaos Object Energy doesn't last as long as a woman's scorn, and considerably finds the end result in reasonable theory. But I would not see death to either anyway, because the Primes, Sonichu & Rosechu, are Not only Sweethearts and Married with Children, the couple are Best Friends with each other. You care, feel, understand and have true compassion for the other;... I would not want to hurt them in the least.

Do you understand?

Have a good day.

Christian W. Chandler}}

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File:Commissions E 1.jpg
File:Commissions E 2.jpg
File:Commissions E 3.jpg
File:Commissions E 4.jpg|The included handwritten note
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, dated 7/24/2014==
Why, it's [[Wikipedia:ALF (TV series)|ALF]] and his girlfriend Rhonda from Melmac!

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==Untitled, dated 7/29/2014==
The customer requested a drawing of his fursona. While he supplied a picture of only the dragon's head, Chris came through with the entire animal. The buyer provided further details and appraisals in a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ.

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=="*A Camera From Memory*," dated 11/28/2014==
The purchaser ordered this for a friend, a photographer. He told Chris he could draw anything related to photography.

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[[File:Commissions 10.jpg|thumb|300px]]}}
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==The Flufflehugs Commissions==
{{quote|Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.|Chris to his eBay customer Flufflehugs.}}

In late September 2014, the True and Honest fan known as "Flufflehugs" created an original character named Mimi Rosechu, and asked Chris if he would be willing to include her in a commission.

{{quoteboxred|
Would you consider this fan character to be offensive?
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission G.jpg|thumb]]
}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|
Wow! Not only do I find that Not Offensive, but it REALLY TURNS ME ON! Please pay me to draw that for you! If pay me the $100 to draw her in color, you can get your choice of a second color commission or a Sonichu or Rosechu [[Medallion]] for Free.
}}

Flufflehugs decided to order two colored comic pages in addition to a medallion. She told Chris her commission could be of whatever he wanted as long as her original character was included. Some time later, she placed a second order of two black-and-white comic pages about [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|male lesbians]]. One month went by, and she had not yet received any of the pages. He sent her a series of excuses.

{{quotebox|
Dear [omitted],

I'm sorry for the delays. I am working on medallions right now, and I am waiting for $80 to be released into my PayPal from stuff I shipped out last Friday to be delivered. I have had a Lot of stressful situations happen to me. I will draw All of your pages today, and ship them out with the medals this week. Thank you for your patience.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I apologize again for the delay, but I will be drawing your comic pages today and shipping them out tomorrow. I am making it a four-page comic, where both sets of your requests will be linked. Have a great and safe day. :)

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I think I've overestimated my mood. I promise to have your four page comic request sent by Wednesday. I apologize again. And, please, do leave positive feedback for me after you get the drawings.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 4 November he sent her an update:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Progress report of the comic pages; I have drawn two of the pages; full-page drawings. The story idea of beginning with the conversation between me and [[Robbie Sonichu]], leading to him meeting Mimi Rosechu, and enjoying a conversation and a cup of coffee with her is in my memory. But unfortunately, what to Write for dialogue has escaped me. I will think this further at rest, and try to complete the dialogue and drawings tomorrow. I have something else to ship out on Friday as well, so I will try to have your drawings completed at best by then.

I sincerely apologize. I have been under my own deal of stress and mental quandaries lately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris finally admitted that he could not complete her commission as she had requested, but hoped that she could accept his half-assed effort.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am a woman soul in the male body. I am not psycho or manipulative. I am afraid I could not come up with extensive dialogue for the pages, but I have one page with me and Robbie Sonichu, and two with Mimi and Robbie; all each with a lesbian joke. And I am drawing a single piece of Mimi Rosechu for you. The piece will be laminated and certified, with my compliments, to make up for the wait and lack of better dialogue. You will be pleased, I hope.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 13 November Flufflehugs received her commissions:

<center><gallery>
File:Flufflehugs Commission A.jpg|envelope
File:Flufflehugs Commission B.jpg|commission description
File:Flufflehugs Commission C.jpg|a desperate plea
File:Set1pic2.jpg
File:Set1pic3.jpg
File:Set1pic4.jpg
File:Set1pic1.jpg
File:Set1pic1back.png
</gallery></center>

Of course, this was not what Flufflehugs had requested. She had asked for two colored comic pages which incorporated her original character, and two black-and-white comic pages about male lesbians. However, Chris had failed to think of any dialogue for the comics, so instead he sent three colored pages of bad lesbian jokes and a laminated and certified color illustration of her original character. She expressed her dissatisfaction to Chris.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Well, I do apologize for lack of better dialogue in the pages. I came up mostly blank. But hey, things got good between Mimi and Robbie. And you have a Certified Drawing of Mimi herself. Plus, among the conversations between Lesbian Transwomen, they would share a joke or two.

I Have Been Under a Lot of [[Stress]]! Please, give me a break. I Need the positive feedback to get my seller label back up to Standard, for better chance for eBay releasing my total funds into my PayPal account, and I need that money to pay my bills an whatnot.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs requested that either she be allowed to return the four pages and allow him to try again, or that he refund her money. He gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I can not afford to issue a refund. Let me think it further, and I will make another attempt very soon. Please, keep what I have already sent you, and leave positive feedback.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I will get them thought up and drawn ASAP; I will try for over this weekend.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Concerned about further delays, Flufflehugs kept in touch with Chris. On 18 November he wrote:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am starting to draw them; I will try to base them between the pages I sent you already. All I have right now for dialogue beginning is "There's a sale at JCPenny; half of discount on dresses." And right now, my mind has gone blank from stress and being tired. I am sorry. I will try to have them completed by Friday.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

And two days later:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am working on it. My brain just gave out. Here, have a look.

-jesusguidesme2
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission D.png|left|thumb]][[File:Flufflehugs Commission E.png|left|thumb]]
}}

Inspired by [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|recent revelations]], Flufflehugs asked Chris if he would consider drawing a picture depicting tribadism. She also asked him to explain what the act consists of. He replied on 22 November:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Drawing something so graphic and nude would be a whole other and new Commission Order, and in the Full $100 Colored Commission Price.

And Tribadism is not all that difficult to understand, really. There is a page on the Wikipedia on the subject. And in short, it is where the two women stimulate each other's clitoris simultaneously, more likely by rubbing them with their own clitoris, or with the labia. The clit is amazing at being a sensitive and short yet protrusive part. The female Bonobo monkeys have quite extensive clitoris, and the lesbian Bonobos find their own good times with each other very much.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Four days later, Chris announced that he was finally finished with her commission and was shipping it that day. But then, out of the blue, he asked his eBay customer [[Honest Content|a rather jarring question]]:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

As for what I wanted to ask you about, I really want to become more sex-positive (the alternate term for a slut) and I would like some advice and tips for approaching, talking and flirting with women, like a lesbian. Do you have some advice or tips or do you know any sex positive lesbians there in [omitted] who can help? Thank you.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs responded that she was bisexual, and asked him about [[Chris and health#Exercise|exercise]], [[Chris and health#Nutrition|diet]], and [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]. Chris gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions: I exercise daily with walking for more than a half hour, and I eat twice a day instead of three. My main choices are colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses. I could use a shopping day with my sweetheart. Approaching women by autistic default, I am still transitioning out from Really Shy. [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|The last time I had sex]], it was basic, and it was April of 2012.

And the snow here today, along with lack of shipping tape is delaying the shipping up to Friday now. I have completed your pages; mostly dialogue.

-jesusguidesme2
}}
{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
Also, are you Positive you're totally a BiSexual woman? My sweetheart realized recently that [[China|pussy]] puts her off mildly, and a woman friend of mine felt the same way in her own realization of the same as well. Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

For some reason, by 28 November he still had not shipped her order. By this time it was clear that he intended to send her three colored comic pages instead of the two colored and two black-and-white pages she had paid for. Consequently, she asked for the tribadism page at no extra charge. He relented.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
I have just wrapped your pages and am ready to ship them out. Very well, since I am also asking for your input on the flirting and all, I will draw Robbie and Mimi having a Tribbing over the weekend for you. And the pages I have just drawn for you were also meant to sync with the three drawings I had drawn for you earlier, so you ended up with a six page piece.

The tracking number is [omitted].

Have a good day.
}}

On 1 December, she received the first three comic pages. Out of curiosity, she asked Chris if his recent coming out had had an impact on Comic Chris and other Sonichu characters. He replied:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], my fictions twin sister, is STILL a straight woman, nothing different from before, and she is supportive of the LGBTQ rights as well.

[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|My comic person]] is the same as I am right now as well, and since the transformations are of one in the same with me, they Are as well.

Additionally, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] remains the same for himself as well; nothing has changed whatsoever about him either.

I have shipped your Tribbing request yesterday. I felt it would be a fun surprise for you.

Please, wait until January before making any more commission purchases. As I have stated in my recent facebook post, I wish to complete as many medallion requests as possible by next Wednesday, as we are expected to be moving back in within the next couple of weeks.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 9 December, she finally received the tribadism page, completing her order. In the image, Robbie was depicted with breasts (but no nipples), and he was wearing an unusual red belt-like object around his waist. Flufflehugs requested an explanation of the mechanics of male lesbian sex. He replied on 17 December:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

To answer your questions; her clit gets rubbed against [[un-clit|his skin down there]]. He got some doctor-recommended Hormone Replacement Therapy with estrogens, the Breasts came naturally through that. That is a strap-on accessory, which would hold a removable dildo within the ring on the front. Robbie is wearing that to keep his [[duck|ugly growth (penis)]] inside of himself so it does not get in the way while they enjoyed the Tribbing.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

So in the end, Flufflehugs received a total of eight color pictures, for a total cost of $150 dollars.

{{gallery
|The last four commissions. Probably not safe for work.
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File:Set2Pic1.jpg
File:Set2Pic2.jpg
File:Set2Pic3.jpg
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</gallery>}}

==Untitled, dated 6/24/2015==
This is a portrait of the recipient, who writes: "She used my FB profile pic for it but I said to use any artistic license she wanted. I think she did the face and hair from the pic, but the rest is without reference and I think it's genuinely one of CWC's better pieces of art, the hands are cool, she got my hair right, the whole thing is so clearly drawn by CWC , but I think she put in some real effort with it!"<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fan-art-thread.36/page-64#post-966208]]</ref>

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=="Do Not Touch My Behind," Dated 9/27/2015==
The buyer made the following request:

{{quoteboxgreen|Did the payment come through ok? This was my first time using Paypal.
Also, I saw that my last few messages contained spelling errors and missing
words. So, I just want to clarify how I want the drawing to look
like.

1. It takes place in the Cwcville Mall Food Court.

2. Trunks should be drawn as he appears in Dragonball GT.
Use that pic I sent you for reference.

3.Robee's girlfriend is sitting at a table with food on it. Robee is standing up because me and Trunks came up to her to talk to her.

4. I want Robee's TRUE AND HONEST reaction to my hand being on her butt(very important that you draw my hand there.) After I asked her(Robee, not her girlfriend) out.

Thank you for your time and I look forward to seeing that drawing. Hopefully it will be in comic book format. I hope....}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Your payment went through fully and successful. I will have your drawing in a comic-style as my past pieces. And, like me, having a male's hand on her butt, and not feeling comfortable, but tolerant, with their presence and such a gesture... I'm just telling you honestly. Thank you.}}

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[[File:Commissions 12.jpg|thumb|500px]]}}

{{quotebox|[[File:Commissions 12B.jpg|thumb|200px|The certificate of authenticity.]]}}
</center>

==Untitled, Dated 10/6/2015==
This is the vocaloid [[Wikipedia:Kagamine Rin/Len|Len Kagamine]]. Chris forgot to color one of the arms.

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[[File:Commissions 13C.jpg|thumb|400px]]}}

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File:Commissions 13B.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions 13A.jpg|[[Wild Sonichu]] sticker.
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, Dated 11/19/2015==
The buyer made the following requests:

1. The Sonichu Family watching My Little Pony together on TV in their living room titled: ''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life.''
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[[File:''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life''.jpg]]|thumb|400px]]}}

==References==
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[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:EBay]]

Commissions (2014-2015)

2015-11-25T20:34:29Z

Dcencia:

On 1 [[July 2014]], Chris began taking '''commissions for his [[Chris and art| artwork]]''' on [[eBay]]. He offered a B&W 8.5 X 11 for $50, a colored 8.5 X 11 for $100, and a colored drawing in a ''frame'' for $200. Though several B&Ws and coloreds were purchased, needless to say nobody was willing to pay the extra $100 for a frame. By the time he had shifted his business to [[Etsy]] in [[September 2015]], he had lowered prices to $30 for a B&W and $50 for a colored.

==Description==
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), you may now request a Fresh full-colored hand-drawn and colored artwork with Non-Offensive subject matters directly. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Included in this set of The Works are Lamination of the piece for helping it last a lot longer. A personal hand-written Certificate of Authenticity directly from me, the artist. And a lovely picture frame. All in all, it all is very well worth it.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Note: the artworks in the photos are Sample Pieces, previously commissioned to select others before today, June 30, 2014, and those particular pieces are Not available for individual sale, as the original pieces have already been shipped to their respective owners who paid in full as well.

<nowiki>****</nowiki>When purchasing, please state your Non-Offensive drawing request in the Message either beforehand, or during upon checkout in the message block via PayPal. Please properly checkout through this listing here on eBay. Do Not make your requests anywhere outside of eBay. I reserve the right to issue a refund should I feel the subject matter of the request to be offensive upon reading it. Thank you.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>ONLY on Commission Purchases, I am offering Text Messaging updates. Should you purchase a commission job from me, I will personally extend an offer to you individually and request your number if you would like Texting Updates.}}

Chris posted six samples of his work, which he claimed were already sold, as examples of his craftsmanship. A [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|conversation with an anonymous male friend]] reveals that Chris had produced these commissions for a select few during the previous month. Presumably this success inspired him to go public.

<center><gallery>
File:Chris Commissions 1.JPG|Who shot that gun?
File:Chris Commissions 2.JPG|I gave that drunk "king" the what-for!!
File:Chris Commissions 3.JPG|[[Rosechu]] and some other recolor
File:Chris Commissions 4.JPG|A comedy masterpiece
File:Chris Commissions 5.JPG|Some bullshit, who cares
File:Chris Commissions 6.JPG|Fruit or dinosaur words
</gallery></center>

==Questions and Answers==
{{quoteboxred|
I was looking into buying a picture commission and I am wondering why the price differences between all three? It's a $50 difference between B and W and a colored commission and then another $50 between a color commission without a frame and one with one. I could essentially buy a colored commission without a frame and then buy a nice $10 one at walmart and have the $200 sale at $160. Did you make the frames?? Is that why it's so expensive? Or are the frames such good quality that they've costed you $40-50? I'm not dissing on your sales, I'm just pointing out something I noticed. I think you'd sell more pictures with frames if you charged maybe $160 instead of $200.}}

{{quotebox|
Firstly, it is the Time and Detail, Heart and Soul, that goes more greatly into the coloured commissions. More time is definitely needed in the coloured commissions. And then in the best offer, there is the Certificate which I personally sign and date, and I laminate the drawings. The frames vary on which is available from 10 to 50 at the time and circumstances locally at my end.}}

{{quoteboxred|
If the quality of the art isn't that good, can the customer get a refund of their money?}}

{{quotebox|
No refunds.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Hi Mr. Chandler,

I want to buy one of your pieces as a gift to my girlfriend [omitted] who is a big fan of your works. We are two girls dating so obviously she was very excited about three characters being L B and T, Cera Christine and Robbie. Since she is also obsessed with prom planning, I thought a good picture for her would be to order one of those characters in a cute dress with their prom date.

But after finishing the comic, I realize Sandy is the only girl around their age so the other two (who didn't get Sandy) would not have dates. As I want the drawing to be canon ([omitted] is super into stuff being canon), I was wondering who in your internal universe the Sonichu and Rosechu siblings would all take to the prom before I order the picture just to be sure she would like it.

Sorry if this seems like a weird request, I just want to be a really good girlfriend and $150 is a lot of money for me on my mom's VISA.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.}}

{{quotebox|
That is Really Sweet and Awesome! Let me think... Last I wrote, Christine had a crush on a Jewish boy, pre-evolved. I had not made up anyone for Cera or Robbie yet, but they both would go out with girls, most definitely. Christine is the Bi. I have just checked, and the Jewish boy dumps her; Christine was devastated. Then she was attracted to her lesbian best friend, Karen Lyon, who took her back to her place eventually and totally went Tribbing on her! Then she hooks up with Benjamin Matthews with everything; after that with him, she realized herself as a Bisexual. Cera really likes this Chinese girl, Cassandra Kinsley. Those are who they all go to the Prom with.

You may pay for the $100 color commission; no frame, laminate or certificate, but with my current offer, you get a second commission or a medallion of your choice for Free...}}

Several customers made the decision to fork over money for personalized artwork by Chris. The finished masterpieces are shown here.

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
For this work, the recipient (Trickie[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/rosechus-story.3444/page-45#post-495889])asked Chris to draw a scene from her comic, "Rosechu's Story." Her response to Chris's effort: "I'm pretty happy with basically everything except for the fact that he forgot that the pokeball is supposed to be opened, which I specifically requested."

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File:Commissions B 1.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions B 2.jpg
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==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
The buyer sent the following request to Chris:

{{quoteboxgreen|
Hey Chris,

For my commission I would like a collage of my favorite wrestler, Rob Van Dam, drawn in your signature style with a special Sonichu spin to the designs on RVD's clothes. I would like one part of the picture to be RVD making this pose http://i.imgur.com/aZVfrfo.jpg, another part to be RVD holding this briefcase http://i.imgur.com/xCSHEr0.jpg and the last part to be Chibi RVD http://i.imgur.com/3YtG5hX.jpg, all with that Sonichu spin. I am sure you can make this all come together!}}

This was followed up by correspondence:

{{quotebox|
Your number has been registered, and I will keep you updated. Rest assured, I promise not to share your number with anyone. Thank you. I have your suggest images, plus an idea in my mind and a magazine and newspaper for background portions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|
Great, I trust your creativity to fill in any blanks!}}

{{quotebox|
I have completed the piece. The story I came up for it is chibi Ron is the son; he gets picked on at school. "Wah! Wah! The kids bullyme! I want to go to a theme park and laugh at the freak clowns there. Wah! Wah!" Papa Rob and his honey are being abused like as they were "Mr. Money in the Bank"; what trouble for the parents. It will be complimentary laminated to keep the portions secure on the pieces on the back card stock paper. I will ship it to you tomorrow.}}

The result is one of the most surreal and autistic works Chris has ever produced. What it means is anyone's guess; his description offers little help. Chris made sure to scribble over the offensive torsos of the wrestlers and Chibi with black marker. The drawing came covered with [[Hair|hair]] of unknown origin.

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File:Commissions C 1.jpg|lots of hair
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==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
A Japanese industrial/noise/experimental band called L'eclipse Nue (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Leclipse-Nue/189265644421174?pnref=story) commissioned Chris to produce the cover to their album "Negative." The album was released in February 2015.

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The buyer asked for a picture of "[[Collosal Chan|Colossal-chan]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] staring down with CWC as the referee."

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The recipient asked for a picture of "CWC shaking hands with [[Clyde Cash]]."

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==Untitled, dated 7/13/2014==
The recipient explained, "I asked for Sonichu and Chris to be fighting Clyde, [[Asperchu]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickel suit]], and [[Liquid Chris|Brown shirted imposter]], with [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]], and [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]] watching. Chris isn't good at following instructions."

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File:Commissions D 1.jpg|The envelope it came in
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=="Boy's Night Out at Cheers with Jugs," dated 7/20/2014==
The buyer's request: "About the commission, I would like these three fine gentlemans: http://i.imgur.com/hvmiqKf.jpg in a bar full of only gentlemen. And somewhere in the background I would also like Christian Weston Chandler to also be in this gentleman's bar. Again this is a gentleman's bar, only for men to go to, not gay, kind of like a "Boy's Night Out". And adding a few small talk between the gentlemen in the picture would be great! Thanks Chris!"

Drawings received a certificate and title only if they were the $200 version, or if they were for a repeat customer.

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File:Commissions F 2.jpg|The certificate of authenticity.
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==Three Untitled Drawings, dated 7/21/2014==
The buyer made the following request:
{{quoteboxred|
For this commission, I would really like to see [[Rosechu]] (with her lightning sword) and [[Ultra Sonichu]] in a friendly pokemon battle. The battle has been going on for a while, and they've been really going at it and giving it their all, and the arena has been torn up quite a bit with rubble lying around and scorch marks on the ground.

I want it to look as though Ultra Sonichu might have the upper hand, but Rosechu is trying to find a way to turn the tables on him.

Incidentally, who do you think would win in a fight between Ultra Sonichu and Rosechu? Sonichu is pretty powerful, but I think Rosechu might be resourceful enough to win. I'd be interested to hear your take.}}

The following correspondence ensued.
{{quotebox|
Send me your payment, I will debate that statistically in my mind and you will find out in the piece.}}

{{quoteboxred|
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what "you will find out in the piece" means? Are you going to include a separate note saying who would win? Or are you planning to show which one wins in the piece itself?

Glad the payment and the email got to you alright. Thanks again. ^__^}}

{{quotebox|
In the piece itself.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Oh, so that means you're going to change the picture to show one of them winning instead?}}

{{quotebox|
No, it will be a subtle hint. I will tell you directly after I have thought about it.}}

Chris sent three illustrations. They arrived with a handwritten explanation of the art:

{{quotebox|
Hey [omitted],

I have given the matter a Lot of thought, and I ended up drawing a three-piece set for you (a bonus, considering lack of background for Classic Pokemon Battle Style). I felt it a mismatch to pit Super Vs. Regular initially, so I took creative license to make Super and Ultimate Fury into Mega Evolutions for the turn-based gaming format. Also, taking a tip from ScrewAttack's Vegeta Vs. Shadow & Mario Vs. Sonic "Death Battle" episodes (on YouTube) to figure which Mega Evo. Form would last longer, and who could stand battling the other longer... Chaos Object Energy doesn't last as long as a woman's scorn, and considerably finds the end result in reasonable theory. But I would not see death to either anyway, because the Primes, Sonichu & Rosechu, are Not only Sweethearts and Married with Children, the couple are Best Friends with each other. You care, feel, understand and have true compassion for the other;... I would not want to hurt them in the least.

Do you understand?

Have a good day.

Christian W. Chandler}}

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File:Commissions E 1.jpg
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File:Commissions E 4.jpg|The included handwritten note
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==Untitled, dated 7/24/2014==
Why, it's [[Wikipedia:ALF (TV series)|ALF]] and his girlfriend Rhonda from Melmac!

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==Untitled, dated 7/29/2014==
The customer requested a drawing of his fursona. While he supplied a picture of only the dragon's head, Chris came through with the entire animal. The buyer provided further details and appraisals in a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ.

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=="*A Camera From Memory*," dated 11/28/2014==
The purchaser ordered this for a friend, a photographer. He told Chris he could draw anything related to photography.

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==The Flufflehugs Commissions==
{{quote|Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.|Chris to his eBay customer Flufflehugs.}}

In late September 2014, the True and Honest fan known as "Flufflehugs" created an original character named Mimi Rosechu, and asked Chris if he would be willing to include her in a commission.

{{quoteboxred|
Would you consider this fan character to be offensive?
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission G.jpg|thumb]]
}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|
Wow! Not only do I find that Not Offensive, but it REALLY TURNS ME ON! Please pay me to draw that for you! If pay me the $100 to draw her in color, you can get your choice of a second color commission or a Sonichu or Rosechu [[Medallion]] for Free.
}}

Flufflehugs decided to order two colored comic pages in addition to a medallion. She told Chris her commission could be of whatever he wanted as long as her original character was included. Some time later, she placed a second order of two black-and-white comic pages about [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|male lesbians]]. One month went by, and she had not yet received any of the pages. He sent her a series of excuses.

{{quotebox|
Dear [omitted],

I'm sorry for the delays. I am working on medallions right now, and I am waiting for $80 to be released into my PayPal from stuff I shipped out last Friday to be delivered. I have had a Lot of stressful situations happen to me. I will draw All of your pages today, and ship them out with the medals this week. Thank you for your patience.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I apologize again for the delay, but I will be drawing your comic pages today and shipping them out tomorrow. I am making it a four-page comic, where both sets of your requests will be linked. Have a great and safe day. :)

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I think I've overestimated my mood. I promise to have your four page comic request sent by Wednesday. I apologize again. And, please, do leave positive feedback for me after you get the drawings.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 4 November he sent her an update:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Progress report of the comic pages; I have drawn two of the pages; full-page drawings. The story idea of beginning with the conversation between me and [[Robbie Sonichu]], leading to him meeting Mimi Rosechu, and enjoying a conversation and a cup of coffee with her is in my memory. But unfortunately, what to Write for dialogue has escaped me. I will think this further at rest, and try to complete the dialogue and drawings tomorrow. I have something else to ship out on Friday as well, so I will try to have your drawings completed at best by then.

I sincerely apologize. I have been under my own deal of stress and mental quandaries lately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris finally admitted that he could not complete her commission as she had requested, but hoped that she could accept his half-assed effort.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am a woman soul in the male body. I am not psycho or manipulative. I am afraid I could not come up with extensive dialogue for the pages, but I have one page with me and Robbie Sonichu, and two with Mimi and Robbie; all each with a lesbian joke. And I am drawing a single piece of Mimi Rosechu for you. The piece will be laminated and certified, with my compliments, to make up for the wait and lack of better dialogue. You will be pleased, I hope.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 13 November Flufflehugs received her commissions:

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File:Flufflehugs Commission A.jpg|envelope
File:Flufflehugs Commission B.jpg|commission description
File:Flufflehugs Commission C.jpg|a desperate plea
File:Set1pic2.jpg
File:Set1pic3.jpg
File:Set1pic4.jpg
File:Set1pic1.jpg
File:Set1pic1back.png
</gallery></center>

Of course, this was not what Flufflehugs had requested. She had asked for two colored comic pages which incorporated her original character, and two black-and-white comic pages about male lesbians. However, Chris had failed to think of any dialogue for the comics, so instead he sent three colored pages of bad lesbian jokes and a laminated and certified color illustration of her original character. She expressed her dissatisfaction to Chris.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Well, I do apologize for lack of better dialogue in the pages. I came up mostly blank. But hey, things got good between Mimi and Robbie. And you have a Certified Drawing of Mimi herself. Plus, among the conversations between Lesbian Transwomen, they would share a joke or two.

I Have Been Under a Lot of [[Stress]]! Please, give me a break. I Need the positive feedback to get my seller label back up to Standard, for better chance for eBay releasing my total funds into my PayPal account, and I need that money to pay my bills an whatnot.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs requested that either she be allowed to return the four pages and allow him to try again, or that he refund her money. He gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I can not afford to issue a refund. Let me think it further, and I will make another attempt very soon. Please, keep what I have already sent you, and leave positive feedback.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I will get them thought up and drawn ASAP; I will try for over this weekend.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Concerned about further delays, Flufflehugs kept in touch with Chris. On 18 November he wrote:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am starting to draw them; I will try to base them between the pages I sent you already. All I have right now for dialogue beginning is "There's a sale at JCPenny; half of discount on dresses." And right now, my mind has gone blank from stress and being tired. I am sorry. I will try to have them completed by Friday.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

And two days later:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am working on it. My brain just gave out. Here, have a look.

-jesusguidesme2
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission D.png|left|thumb]][[File:Flufflehugs Commission E.png|left|thumb]]
}}

Inspired by [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|recent revelations]], Flufflehugs asked Chris if he would consider drawing a picture depicting tribadism. She also asked him to explain what the act consists of. He replied on 22 November:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Drawing something so graphic and nude would be a whole other and new Commission Order, and in the Full $100 Colored Commission Price.

And Tribadism is not all that difficult to understand, really. There is a page on the Wikipedia on the subject. And in short, it is where the two women stimulate each other's clitoris simultaneously, more likely by rubbing them with their own clitoris, or with the labia. The clit is amazing at being a sensitive and short yet protrusive part. The female Bonobo monkeys have quite extensive clitoris, and the lesbian Bonobos find their own good times with each other very much.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Four days later, Chris announced that he was finally finished with her commission and was shipping it that day. But then, out of the blue, he asked his eBay customer [[Honest Content|a rather jarring question]]:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

As for what I wanted to ask you about, I really want to become more sex-positive (the alternate term for a slut) and I would like some advice and tips for approaching, talking and flirting with women, like a lesbian. Do you have some advice or tips or do you know any sex positive lesbians there in [omitted] who can help? Thank you.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs responded that she was bisexual, and asked him about [[Chris and health#Exercise|exercise]], [[Chris and health#Nutrition|diet]], and [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]. Chris gave a two-part reply:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions: I exercise daily with walking for more than a half hour, and I eat twice a day instead of three. My main choices are colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses. I could use a shopping day with my sweetheart. Approaching women by autistic default, I am still transitioning out from Really Shy. [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|The last time I had sex]], it was basic, and it was April of 2012.

And the snow here today, along with lack of shipping tape is delaying the shipping up to Friday now. I have completed your pages; mostly dialogue.

-jesusguidesme2
}}
{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
Also, are you Positive you're totally a BiSexual woman? My sweetheart realized recently that [[China|pussy]] puts her off mildly, and a woman friend of mine felt the same way in her own realization of the same as well. Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

For some reason, by 28 November he still had not shipped her order. By this time it was clear that he intended to send her three colored comic pages instead of the two colored and two black-and-white pages she had paid for. Consequently, she asked for the tribadism page at no extra charge. He relented.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
I have just wrapped your pages and am ready to ship them out. Very well, since I am also asking for your input on the flirting and all, I will draw Robbie and Mimi having a Tribbing over the weekend for you. And the pages I have just drawn for you were also meant to sync with the three drawings I had drawn for you earlier, so you ended up with a six page piece.

The tracking number is [omitted].

Have a good day.
}}

On 1 December, she received the first three comic pages. Out of curiosity, she asked Chris if his recent coming out had had an impact on Comic Chris and other Sonichu characters. He replied:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], my fictions twin sister, is STILL a straight woman, nothing different from before, and she is supportive of the LGBTQ rights as well.

[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|My comic person]] is the same as I am right now as well, and since the transformations are of one in the same with me, they Are as well.

Additionally, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] remains the same for himself as well; nothing has changed whatsoever about him either.

I have shipped your Tribbing request yesterday. I felt it would be a fun surprise for you.

Please, wait until January before making any more commission purchases. As I have stated in my recent facebook post, I wish to complete as many medallion requests as possible by next Wednesday, as we are expected to be moving back in within the next couple of weeks.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 9 December, she finally received the tribadism page, completing her order. In the image, Robbie was depicted with breasts (but no nipples), and he was wearing an unusual red belt-like object around his waist. Flufflehugs requested an explanation of the mechanics of male lesbian sex. He replied on 17 December:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

To answer your questions; her clit gets rubbed against [[un-clit|his skin down there]]. He got some doctor-recommended Hormone Replacement Therapy with estrogens, the Breasts came naturally through that. That is a strap-on accessory, which would hold a removable dildo within the ring on the front. Robbie is wearing that to keep his [[duck|ugly growth (penis)]] inside of himself so it does not get in the way while they enjoyed the Tribbing.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

So in the end, Flufflehugs received a total of eight color pictures, for a total cost of $150 dollars.

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==Untitled, dated 6/24/2015==
This is a portrait of the recipient, who writes: "She used my FB profile pic for it but I said to use any artistic license she wanted. I think she did the face and hair from the pic, but the rest is without reference and I think it's genuinely one of CWC's better pieces of art, the hands are cool, she got my hair right, the whole thing is so clearly drawn by CWC , but I think she put in some real effort with it!"<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fan-art-thread.36/page-64#post-966208]]</ref>

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=="Do Not Touch My Behind," Dated 9/27/2015==
The buyer made the following request:

{{quoteboxgreen|Did the payment come through ok? This was my first time using Paypal.
Also, I saw that my last few messages contained spelling errors and missing
words. So, I just want to clarify how I want the drawing to look
like.

1. It takes place in the Cwcville Mall Food Court.

2. Trunks should be drawn as he appears in Dragonball GT.
Use that pic I sent you for reference.

3.Robee's girlfriend is sitting at a table with food on it. Robee is standing up because me and Trunks came up to her to talk to her.

4. I want Robee's TRUE AND HONEST reaction to my hand being on her butt(very important that you draw my hand there.) After I asked her(Robee, not her girlfriend) out.

Thank you for your time and I look forward to seeing that drawing. Hopefully it will be in comic book format. I hope....}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Your payment went through fully and successful. I will have your drawing in a comic-style as my past pieces. And, like me, having a male's hand on her butt, and not feeling comfortable, but tolerant, with their presence and such a gesture... I'm just telling you honestly. Thank you.}}

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{{quotebox|[[File:Commissions 12B.jpg|thumb|200px|The certificate of authenticity.]]}}
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==Untitled, Dated 10/6/2015==
This is the vocaloid [[Wikipedia:Kagamine Rin/Len|Len Kagamine]]. Chris forgot to color one of the arms.

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File:Commissions 13B.jpg|The envelope it came in.
File:Commissions 13A.jpg|[[Wild Sonichu]] sticker.
</gallery></center>

==Untitled, Dated 11/19/2015==
The buyer made the following requests:

1. The Sonichu Family watching My Little Pony together on TV in their living room titled: ''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life.''
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==References==
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[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:EBay]]

Commissions (2014-2015)

2015-11-25T20:26:42Z

Dcencia:

On 1 [[July 2014]], Chris began taking '''commissions for his [[Chris and art| artwork]]''' on [[eBay]]. He offered a B&W 8.5 X 11 for $50, a colored 8.5 X 11 for $100, and a colored drawing in a ''frame'' for $200. Though several B&Ws and coloreds were purchased, needless to say nobody was willing to pay the extra $100 for a frame. By the time he had shifted his business to [[Etsy]] in [[September 2015]], he had lowered prices to $30 for a B&W and $50 for a colored.

==Description==
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), you may now request a Fresh full-colored hand-drawn and colored artwork with Non-Offensive subject matters directly. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Included in this set of The Works are Lamination of the piece for helping it last a lot longer. A personal hand-written Certificate of Authenticity directly from me, the artist. And a lovely picture frame. All in all, it all is very well worth it.

<nowiki>***</nowiki>Note: the artworks in the photos are Sample Pieces, previously commissioned to select others before today, June 30, 2014, and those particular pieces are Not available for individual sale, as the original pieces have already been shipped to their respective owners who paid in full as well.

<nowiki>****</nowiki>When purchasing, please state your Non-Offensive drawing request in the Message either beforehand, or during upon checkout in the message block via PayPal. Please properly checkout through this listing here on eBay. Do Not make your requests anywhere outside of eBay. I reserve the right to issue a refund should I feel the subject matter of the request to be offensive upon reading it. Thank you.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>ONLY on Commission Purchases, I am offering Text Messaging updates. Should you purchase a commission job from me, I will personally extend an offer to you individually and request your number if you would like Texting Updates.}}

Chris posted six samples of his work, which he claimed were already sold, as examples of his craftsmanship. A [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|conversation with an anonymous male friend]] reveals that Chris had produced these commissions for a select few during the previous month. Presumably this success inspired him to go public.

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File:Chris Commissions 1.JPG|Who shot that gun?
File:Chris Commissions 2.JPG|I gave that drunk "king" the what-for!!
File:Chris Commissions 3.JPG|[[Rosechu]] and some other recolor
File:Chris Commissions 4.JPG|A comedy masterpiece
File:Chris Commissions 5.JPG|Some bullshit, who cares
File:Chris Commissions 6.JPG|Fruit or dinosaur words
</gallery></center>

==Questions and Answers==
{{quoteboxred|
I was looking into buying a picture commission and I am wondering why the price differences between all three? It's a $50 difference between B and W and a colored commission and then another $50 between a color commission without a frame and one with one. I could essentially buy a colored commission without a frame and then buy a nice $10 one at walmart and have the $200 sale at $160. Did you make the frames?? Is that why it's so expensive? Or are the frames such good quality that they've costed you $40-50? I'm not dissing on your sales, I'm just pointing out something I noticed. I think you'd sell more pictures with frames if you charged maybe $160 instead of $200.}}

{{quotebox|
Firstly, it is the Time and Detail, Heart and Soul, that goes more greatly into the coloured commissions. More time is definitely needed in the coloured commissions. And then in the best offer, there is the Certificate which I personally sign and date, and I laminate the drawings. The frames vary on which is available from 10 to 50 at the time and circumstances locally at my end.}}

{{quoteboxred|
If the quality of the art isn't that good, can the customer get a refund of their money?}}

{{quotebox|
No refunds.}}

{{quoteboxred|
Hi Mr. Chandler,

I want to buy one of your pieces as a gift to my girlfriend [omitted] who is a big fan of your works. We are two girls dating so obviously she was very excited about three characters being L B and T, Cera Christine and Robbie. Since she is also obsessed with prom planning, I thought a good picture for her would be to order one of those characters in a cute dress with their prom date.

But after finishing the comic, I realize Sandy is the only girl around their age so the other two (who didn't get Sandy) would not have dates. As I want the drawing to be canon ([omitted] is super into stuff being canon), I was wondering who in your internal universe the Sonichu and Rosechu siblings would all take to the prom before I order the picture just to be sure she would like it.

Sorry if this seems like a weird request, I just want to be a really good girlfriend and $150 is a lot of money for me on my mom's VISA.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.}}

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That is Really Sweet and Awesome! Let me think... Last I wrote, Christine had a crush on a Jewish boy, pre-evolved. I had not made up anyone for Cera or Robbie yet, but they both would go out with girls, most definitely. Christine is the Bi. I have just checked, and the Jewish boy dumps her; Christine was devastated. Then she was attracted to her lesbian best friend, Karen Lyon, who took her back to her place eventually and totally went Tribbing on her! Then she hooks up with Benjamin Matthews with everything; after that with him, she realized herself as a Bisexual. Cera really likes this Chinese girl, Cassandra Kinsley. Those are who they all go to the Prom with.

You may pay for the $100 color commission; no frame, laminate or certificate, but with my current offer, you get a second commission or a medallion of your choice for Free...}}

Several customers made the decision to fork over money for personalized artwork by Chris. The finished masterpieces are shown here.

==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
For this work, the recipient (Trickie[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/rosechus-story.3444/page-45#post-495889])asked Chris to draw a scene from her comic, "Rosechu's Story." Her response to Chris's effort: "I'm pretty happy with basically everything except for the fact that he forgot that the pokeball is supposed to be opened, which I specifically requested."

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==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
The buyer sent the following request to Chris:

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Hey Chris,

For my commission I would like a collage of my favorite wrestler, Rob Van Dam, drawn in your signature style with a special Sonichu spin to the designs on RVD's clothes. I would like one part of the picture to be RVD making this pose http://i.imgur.com/aZVfrfo.jpg, another part to be RVD holding this briefcase http://i.imgur.com/xCSHEr0.jpg and the last part to be Chibi RVD http://i.imgur.com/3YtG5hX.jpg, all with that Sonichu spin. I am sure you can make this all come together!}}

This was followed up by correspondence:

{{quotebox|
Your number has been registered, and I will keep you updated. Rest assured, I promise not to share your number with anyone. Thank you. I have your suggest images, plus an idea in my mind and a magazine and newspaper for background portions.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|
Great, I trust your creativity to fill in any blanks!}}

{{quotebox|
I have completed the piece. The story I came up for it is chibi Ron is the son; he gets picked on at school. "Wah! Wah! The kids bullyme! I want to go to a theme park and laugh at the freak clowns there. Wah! Wah!" Papa Rob and his honey are being abused like as they were "Mr. Money in the Bank"; what trouble for the parents. It will be complimentary laminated to keep the portions secure on the pieces on the back card stock paper. I will ship it to you tomorrow.}}

The result is one of the most surreal and autistic works Chris has ever produced. What it means is anyone's guess; his description offers little help. Chris made sure to scribble over the offensive torsos of the wrestlers and Chibi with black marker. The drawing came covered with [[Hair|hair]] of unknown origin.

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==Untitled, dated 7/6/2014==
A Japanese industrial/noise/experimental band called L'eclipse Nue (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Leclipse-Nue/189265644421174?pnref=story) commissioned Chris to produce the cover to their album "Negative." The album was released in February 2015.

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The buyer asked for a picture of "[[Collosal Chan|Colossal-chan]] and [[Mitch Sonichu]] staring down with CWC as the referee."

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==Untitled, dated 7/10/2014==
The recipient asked for a picture of "CWC shaking hands with [[Clyde Cash]]."

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==Untitled, dated 7/13/2014==
The recipient explained, "I asked for Sonichu and Chris to be fighting Clyde, [[Asperchu]], [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickel suit]], and [[Liquid Chris|Brown shirted imposter]], with [[Megan Schroeder|Meg]], [[Mary Lee Walsh|MLW]], and [[Michael Snyder|Snyder]] watching. Chris isn't good at following instructions."

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=="Boy's Night Out at Cheers with Jugs," dated 7/20/2014==
The buyer's request: "About the commission, I would like these three fine gentlemans: http://i.imgur.com/hvmiqKf.jpg in a bar full of only gentlemen. And somewhere in the background I would also like Christian Weston Chandler to also be in this gentleman's bar. Again this is a gentleman's bar, only for men to go to, not gay, kind of like a "Boy's Night Out". And adding a few small talk between the gentlemen in the picture would be great! Thanks Chris!"

Drawings received a certificate and title only if they were the $200 version, or if they were for a repeat customer.

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==Three Untitled Drawings, dated 7/21/2014==
The buyer made the following request:
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For this commission, I would really like to see [[Rosechu]] (with her lightning sword) and [[Ultra Sonichu]] in a friendly pokemon battle. The battle has been going on for a while, and they've been really going at it and giving it their all, and the arena has been torn up quite a bit with rubble lying around and scorch marks on the ground.

I want it to look as though Ultra Sonichu might have the upper hand, but Rosechu is trying to find a way to turn the tables on him.

Incidentally, who do you think would win in a fight between Ultra Sonichu and Rosechu? Sonichu is pretty powerful, but I think Rosechu might be resourceful enough to win. I'd be interested to hear your take.}}

The following correspondence ensued.
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Send me your payment, I will debate that statistically in my mind and you will find out in the piece.}}

{{quoteboxred|
I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what "you will find out in the piece" means? Are you going to include a separate note saying who would win? Or are you planning to show which one wins in the piece itself?

Glad the payment and the email got to you alright. Thanks again. ^__^}}

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In the piece itself.}}

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Oh, so that means you're going to change the picture to show one of them winning instead?}}

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No, it will be a subtle hint. I will tell you directly after I have thought about it.}}

Chris sent three illustrations. They arrived with a handwritten explanation of the art:

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Hey [omitted],

I have given the matter a Lot of thought, and I ended up drawing a three-piece set for you (a bonus, considering lack of background for Classic Pokemon Battle Style). I felt it a mismatch to pit Super Vs. Regular initially, so I took creative license to make Super and Ultimate Fury into Mega Evolutions for the turn-based gaming format. Also, taking a tip from ScrewAttack's Vegeta Vs. Shadow & Mario Vs. Sonic "Death Battle" episodes (on YouTube) to figure which Mega Evo. Form would last longer, and who could stand battling the other longer... Chaos Object Energy doesn't last as long as a woman's scorn, and considerably finds the end result in reasonable theory. But I would not see death to either anyway, because the Primes, Sonichu & Rosechu, are Not only Sweethearts and Married with Children, the couple are Best Friends with each other. You care, feel, understand and have true compassion for the other;... I would not want to hurt them in the least.

Do you understand?

Have a good day.

Christian W. Chandler}}

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==Untitled, dated 7/24/2014==
Why, it's [[Wikipedia:ALF (TV series)|ALF]] and his girlfriend Rhonda from Melmac!

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==Untitled, dated 7/29/2014==
The customer requested a drawing of his fursona. While he supplied a picture of only the dragon's head, Chris came through with the entire animal. The buyer provided further details and appraisals in a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ.

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=="*A Camera From Memory*," dated 11/28/2014==
The purchaser ordered this for a friend, a photographer. He told Chris he could draw anything related to photography.

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==The Flufflehugs Commissions==
{{quote|Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.|Chris to his eBay customer Flufflehugs.}}

In late September 2014, the True and Honest fan known as "Flufflehugs" created an original character named Mimi Rosechu, and asked Chris if he would be willing to include her in a commission.

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Would you consider this fan character to be offensive?
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission G.jpg|thumb]]
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Chris replied:

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Wow! Not only do I find that Not Offensive, but it REALLY TURNS ME ON! Please pay me to draw that for you! If pay me the $100 to draw her in color, you can get your choice of a second color commission or a Sonichu or Rosechu [[Medallion]] for Free.
}}

Flufflehugs decided to order two colored comic pages in addition to a medallion. She told Chris her commission could be of whatever he wanted as long as her original character was included. Some time later, she placed a second order of two black-and-white comic pages about [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|male lesbians]]. One month went by, and she had not yet received any of the pages. He sent her a series of excuses.

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Dear [omitted],

I'm sorry for the delays. I am working on medallions right now, and I am waiting for $80 to be released into my PayPal from stuff I shipped out last Friday to be delivered. I have had a Lot of stressful situations happen to me. I will draw All of your pages today, and ship them out with the medals this week. Thank you for your patience.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I apologize again for the delay, but I will be drawing your comic pages today and shipping them out tomorrow. I am making it a four-page comic, where both sets of your requests will be linked. Have a great and safe day. :)

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I think I've overestimated my mood. I promise to have your four page comic request sent by Wednesday. I apologize again. And, please, do leave positive feedback for me after you get the drawings.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 4 November he sent her an update:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Progress report of the comic pages; I have drawn two of the pages; full-page drawings. The story idea of beginning with the conversation between me and [[Robbie Sonichu]], leading to him meeting Mimi Rosechu, and enjoying a conversation and a cup of coffee with her is in my memory. But unfortunately, what to Write for dialogue has escaped me. I will think this further at rest, and try to complete the dialogue and drawings tomorrow. I have something else to ship out on Friday as well, so I will try to have your drawings completed at best by then.

I sincerely apologize. I have been under my own deal of stress and mental quandaries lately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris finally admitted that he could not complete her commission as she had requested, but hoped that she could accept his half-assed effort.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am a woman soul in the male body. I am not psycho or manipulative. I am afraid I could not come up with extensive dialogue for the pages, but I have one page with me and Robbie Sonichu, and two with Mimi and Robbie; all each with a lesbian joke. And I am drawing a single piece of Mimi Rosechu for you. The piece will be laminated and certified, with my compliments, to make up for the wait and lack of better dialogue. You will be pleased, I hope.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 13 November Flufflehugs received her commissions:

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File:Flufflehugs Commission B.jpg|commission description
File:Flufflehugs Commission C.jpg|a desperate plea
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Of course, this was not what Flufflehugs had requested. She had asked for two colored comic pages which incorporated her original character, and two black-and-white comic pages about male lesbians. However, Chris had failed to think of any dialogue for the comics, so instead he sent three colored pages of bad lesbian jokes and a laminated and certified color illustration of her original character. She expressed her dissatisfaction to Chris.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Well, I do apologize for lack of better dialogue in the pages. I came up mostly blank. But hey, things got good between Mimi and Robbie. And you have a Certified Drawing of Mimi herself. Plus, among the conversations between Lesbian Transwomen, they would share a joke or two.

I Have Been Under a Lot of [[Stress]]! Please, give me a break. I Need the positive feedback to get my seller label back up to Standard, for better chance for eBay releasing my total funds into my PayPal account, and I need that money to pay my bills an whatnot.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs requested that either she be allowed to return the four pages and allow him to try again, or that he refund her money. He gave a two-part reply:

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Dear [omitted],

I can not afford to issue a refund. Let me think it further, and I will make another attempt very soon. Please, keep what I have already sent you, and leave positive feedback.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I will get them thought up and drawn ASAP; I will try for over this weekend.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Concerned about further delays, Flufflehugs kept in touch with Chris. On 18 November he wrote:

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Dear [omitted],

I am starting to draw them; I will try to base them between the pages I sent you already. All I have right now for dialogue beginning is "There's a sale at JCPenny; half of discount on dresses." And right now, my mind has gone blank from stress and being tired. I am sorry. I will try to have them completed by Friday.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

And two days later:

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Dear [omitted],

I am working on it. My brain just gave out. Here, have a look.

-jesusguidesme2
[[File:Flufflehugs Commission D.png|left|thumb]][[File:Flufflehugs Commission E.png|left|thumb]]
}}

Inspired by [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|recent revelations]], Flufflehugs asked Chris if he would consider drawing a picture depicting tribadism. She also asked him to explain what the act consists of. He replied on 22 November:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Drawing something so graphic and nude would be a whole other and new Commission Order, and in the Full $100 Colored Commission Price.

And Tribadism is not all that difficult to understand, really. There is a page on the Wikipedia on the subject. And in short, it is where the two women stimulate each other's clitoris simultaneously, more likely by rubbing them with their own clitoris, or with the labia. The clit is amazing at being a sensitive and short yet protrusive part. The female Bonobo monkeys have quite extensive clitoris, and the lesbian Bonobos find their own good times with each other very much.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Four days later, Chris announced that he was finally finished with her commission and was shipping it that day. But then, out of the blue, he asked his eBay customer [[Honest Content|a rather jarring question]]:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

As for what I wanted to ask you about, I really want to become more sex-positive (the alternate term for a slut) and I would like some advice and tips for approaching, talking and flirting with women, like a lesbian. Do you have some advice or tips or do you know any sex positive lesbians there in [omitted] who can help? Thank you.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Flufflehugs responded that she was bisexual, and asked him about [[Chris and health#Exercise|exercise]], [[Chris and health#Nutrition|diet]], and [[Chris and fashion|fashion]]. Chris gave a two-part reply:

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Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions: I exercise daily with walking for more than a half hour, and I eat twice a day instead of three. My main choices are colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses. I could use a shopping day with my sweetheart. Approaching women by autistic default, I am still transitioning out from Really Shy. [[Virgin with rage#No longer a virgin (No word on the rage)|The last time I had sex]], it was basic, and it was April of 2012.

And the snow here today, along with lack of shipping tape is delaying the shipping up to Friday now. I have completed your pages; mostly dialogue.

-jesusguidesme2
}}
{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
Also, are you Positive you're totally a BiSexual woman? My sweetheart realized recently that [[China|pussy]] puts her off mildly, and a woman friend of mine felt the same way in her own realization of the same as well. Do you really like to lick pussy? Take your time imagining and thinking before you answer.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

For some reason, by 28 November he still had not shipped her order. By this time it was clear that he intended to send her three colored comic pages instead of the two colored and two black-and-white pages she had paid for. Consequently, she asked for the tribadism page at no extra charge. He relented.

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
I have just wrapped your pages and am ready to ship them out. Very well, since I am also asking for your input on the flirting and all, I will draw Robbie and Mimi having a Tribbing over the weekend for you. And the pages I have just drawn for you were also meant to sync with the three drawings I had drawn for you earlier, so you ended up with a six page piece.

The tracking number is [omitted].

Have a good day.
}}

On 1 December, she received the first three comic pages. Out of curiosity, she asked Chris if his recent coming out had had an impact on Comic Chris and other Sonichu characters. He replied:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],
To answer your questions, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], my fictions twin sister, is STILL a straight woman, nothing different from before, and she is supportive of the LGBTQ rights as well.

[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|My comic person]] is the same as I am right now as well, and since the transformations are of one in the same with me, they Are as well.

Additionally, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] remains the same for himself as well; nothing has changed whatsoever about him either.

I have shipped your Tribbing request yesterday. I felt it would be a fun surprise for you.

Please, wait until January before making any more commission purchases. As I have stated in my recent facebook post, I wish to complete as many medallion requests as possible by next Wednesday, as we are expected to be moving back in within the next couple of weeks.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

On 9 December, she finally received the tribadism page, completing her order. In the image, Robbie was depicted with breasts (but no nipples), and he was wearing an unusual red belt-like object around his waist. Flufflehugs requested an explanation of the mechanics of male lesbian sex. He replied on 17 December:

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

To answer your questions; her clit gets rubbed against [[un-clit|his skin down there]]. He got some doctor-recommended Hormone Replacement Therapy with estrogens, the Breasts came naturally through that. That is a strap-on accessory, which would hold a removable dildo within the ring on the front. Robbie is wearing that to keep his [[duck|ugly growth (penis)]] inside of himself so it does not get in the way while they enjoyed the Tribbing.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

So in the end, Flufflehugs received a total of eight color pictures, for a total cost of $150 dollars.

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==Untitled, dated 6/24/2015==
This is a portrait of the recipient, who writes: "She used my FB profile pic for it but I said to use any artistic license she wanted. I think she did the face and hair from the pic, but the rest is without reference and I think it's genuinely one of CWC's better pieces of art, the hands are cool, she got my hair right, the whole thing is so clearly drawn by CWC , but I think she put in some real effort with it!"<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fan-art-thread.36/page-64#post-966208]]</ref>

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=="Do Not Touch My Behind," Dated 9/27/2015==
The buyer made the following request:

{{quoteboxgreen|Did the payment come through ok? This was my first time using Paypal.
Also, I saw that my last few messages contained spelling errors and missing
words. So, I just want to clarify how I want the drawing to look
like.

1. It takes place in the Cwcville Mall Food Court.

2. Trunks should be drawn as he appears in Dragonball GT.
Use that pic I sent you for reference.

3.Robee's girlfriend is sitting at a table with food on it. Robee is standing up because me and Trunks came up to her to talk to her.

4. I want Robee's TRUE AND HONEST reaction to my hand being on her butt(very important that you draw my hand there.) After I asked her(Robee, not her girlfriend) out.

Thank you for your time and I look forward to seeing that drawing. Hopefully it will be in comic book format. I hope....}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Your payment went through fully and successful. I will have your drawing in a comic-style as my past pieces. And, like me, having a male's hand on her butt, and not feeling comfortable, but tolerant, with their presence and such a gesture... I'm just telling you honestly. Thank you.}}

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==Untitled, Dated 10/6/2015==
This is the vocaloid [[Wikipedia:Kagamine Rin/Len|Len Kagamine]]. Chris forgot to color one of the arms.

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[[File:''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life''.jpg]]]]

==References==
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[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
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File:''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life''.jpg

2015-11-25T20:24:09Z

Dcencia: commissions

The buyer made the following requests:

1. The Sonichu Family watching My Little Pony together on TV in their living room titled: ''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life''

File:''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life''.jpg

2015-11-25T20:22:22Z

Dcencia: The buyer made the following requests: 1. The Sonichu Family watching My Little Pony together on TV in their living room titled: ''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life'' 2. Bubbles Rosechu red lipstick kissing Blake Sonichu and he's happy dizzy lovestruc...

The buyer made the following requests:

1. The Sonichu Family watching My Little Pony together on TV in their living room titled: ''Sonichu Family's ''Slice of Life''

2. Bubbles Rosechu red lipstick kissing Blake Sonichu and he's happy dizzy lovestruck after he gives her a big bouquet of flowers titled: ''Bubbles Gets Roses''.

Medallions

2015-07-25T00:56:00Z

Dcencia: /* The Received Medallions */

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{{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]</ref>}}
[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes, he fucking did.]]
[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]

[[Chris]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them '''"medals"'''.<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>"[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]"</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref>

The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters. They're made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint.]]

==Origins and purpose==
[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain.]]
[[File:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|thumb|An art project that may have provided inspiration.]]

Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:<ref name="Son cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref>

{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].}}

Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.

Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl|"So Need a Cute Girl"]] video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature.

In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him.<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is."<ref><s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.

Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).<ref>[[Kacey Call 21]]</ref>

Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a [[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]] wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.

==The medallions==
===Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|Chris even wore it at his goddamn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation.]]
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]
Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.

Chris has repeatedly claimed that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing [[homos]]exuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.

 

====Prototype====
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]</ref>}}

[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]

[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]

It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the [[Chaotic Combo]].

Chris wore this medallion as late as May [[2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].
 

====Mark 1 (and decoy)====
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it during his sex fantasies.]]
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]

[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]

By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,<ref name="Son cpedia" /> Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.

No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks", without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.

In [[August 2008]], an anonymous commentator on 4chan's /v/ board offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]], when a team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unclear.

A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at [[Wikipedia:Miskatonic University| Miskatonic University]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.

 
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====Mark 2====
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]

After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her," Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.

Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca]]. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.

On 3 [[March 2009]], [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his [[Wikipedia:Rectum|rectum]]. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive [[Max]] or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> Chris thinks that [[Bob|his father]] would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.

====Mark 3====
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''[[Wikipedia:The Blair Witch Project|The Blair Witch Project]]'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]

Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.

In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.

Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum.

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.

The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.

As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.

For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.
 

===Rosechu medallion===
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008.

The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].

In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.

 

===Black Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he admitted himself.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough whilst wearing the evil medallion, then whoever he's angered at will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].

The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].

Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].
{{Clear}}

===Jiggliami medallion===
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.

It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.
{{Clear}}

===Asperchu Medallion===
[[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]]
In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|housefire]] of January 2014, covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. [[Magical Man|An unnamed individual]] appearing in the [[Magical Man Potion]] video was seen sporting the Asperchu medallion.
Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].

On 2 [[August 2014]] Chris confirmed that this medallion has been destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]</ref>
{{Clear}}

==Obtaining medallions==
[[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]

Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely the requirement that he must wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.

===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]===
*Sonichu v.1
*Sonichu Decoy
*Rosechu
*Black Sonichu
*Jiggliami
 
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===Destroyed by Chris===
*Sonichu v.2

===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===
*Asperchu

===Still in Chris's Possession===
*Sonichu v.3

==On hiatus==
[[File:133696094632.jpg|thumb|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].]]
[[File:Chris Lego.jpg|thumb|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!]]

Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image.

Yet it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.

In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,<ref>[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]</ref> but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.<ref>[[Facebook]]</ref>

==The medallion goes mass-market==
[[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]

===Overview===
On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[EBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also "most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing." His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his Ebay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300.

===Ebay Description===
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked "Fragile; Handle With Care". I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.
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For the July 2015 relisting, he added the following paragraph to this description. He did not, however, alter the description to reflect his supposed name change to Christine.

{{quotebox|
<nowiki>**</nowiki>NOTE, July 7, 2015: I have already molded, painted, certified and boxed individually, Sonichu Medallions equal to the maximum quantity available that I have listed right here, right now. So, everyone who requests Sonichu will get their shipped as early as the following day. Custom Orders are still an option, as described in the description, but still Please Allow up to Two Weeks for individual creation and shipment. Thank you.}}

Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.
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===Ebay Questions and Answers===
{{email|
Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!
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{{EmailReply|
Yes, I can do both medals like that.
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{{email|
Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!
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{{EmailReply|
Yes, any of those characters are most doable.
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{{email|
Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.
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{{EmailReply|
Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.
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{{email|
Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.
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{{EmailReply|
Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.
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{{email|
Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?
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{{EmailReply|
Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.
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{{email|
How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.
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{{EmailReply|
Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.
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{{email|
You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]
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{{EmailReply|
Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]
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{{email|
Can we request medallions of minor characters?
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{{EmailReply|
Yes
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{{email|
Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?
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{{EmailReply|
Yes.
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[[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]
===Facebook Notices===
As with other aspects of his Ebay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:

{{quotebox|12 September 2014
I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.
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Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:

{{quotebox|25(?) September 2014
I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.

Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....

First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5" square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.

And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!

Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.
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Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014
My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.
}}

===The Mr. Smith Situation===
Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047</ref> Whatever the case, around 18 September, Mr. Smith filed a claim against Chris on eBay before the two-week period Chris requested to ship the medallion, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.

{{EmailReply|
Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.

{{quotebox|26 September 2014
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!
}}
To which he added:
{{quotebox|
Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!

[Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].

Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!
}}

Mr. Smith was upset.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.
}}

{{EmailReply|
Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.
}}

Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.

{{quotebox|27 September 2014
I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.

Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!

Can't we just forgive and forget? Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?

Good Grief!!!

--:( feeling drained.
}}

Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:

{{EmailReply|
I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.
}}

{{EmailReply|
You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:

{{quotebox|30 September 2014
I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.

His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.
}}

A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:

{{EmailReply|
I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.

{{EmailReply|
You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.
}}

{{EmailReply|
I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!
}}

Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested be a portrait of himself with Sonichu.

The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a "troll face;" depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying, "You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?" Chris also wrote on the drawing, "YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES."

Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:

{{EmailReply|
I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. So Mr. Smith received for free the following loot:
<center><gallery>
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|"Angry eyes" Sonichu.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.
File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.
</gallery></center>

Needless to say, Chris got some of his pity points dropped even before [[26 December 2014]] occurred.

===The Received Medallions===
Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as "Christine," but was too lazy to print up new certificates to reflect the name change.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of medallions, thus far
|<center><gallery>

File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].
File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.
File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.
File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.
File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.
File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.
File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.
File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.
File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.
File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.
File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.
File:Med 34.png|Number 34.
File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.
File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.
File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.
File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.
File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.
File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, "Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]".
File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).
File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.
File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.
File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.
File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.
File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.
File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].
File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.
File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.
File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.
File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.
File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.
File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.
File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].
File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].
File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.
File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.
File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, "Care and Maintainence".
File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.
File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.
File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.
File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.
File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.
File:Meds 64 & 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.
File:Meds 64 & 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.
File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.
File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.
File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.
File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.
File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]" on it.
File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].
File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.
File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.
File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.
File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as "[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]" found inside the box.
File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.
File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.
File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. "([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.
File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.
File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. "Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.
File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.
File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.
File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].
File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.
File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.
File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.
File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.
File:Med 78&79 C.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 D.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 B.png|Number 78.
File:Med 78&79 E.png|Number 79, box.
File:Med 78&79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.
File:Med 78&79 F.png|Numbers 78 & 79, certificates.
File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.
File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, "Red" Sonichu, apparently another original character.
File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.
File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.
File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.
File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.
File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.
File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.
File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.
File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.
File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. "Please Leave Positive Feedback."
File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.
File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.
File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.
File:Med 123.png|Number 123.
File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.
File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.
File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.
File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as "Christine."
File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.
File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.
File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.
File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.
File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.
File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.
File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.
File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.
File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.
File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.
File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].
File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.
File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.
File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].
File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.
File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.
File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by "Kinisis Gaming."
File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg|Number 181, from someone named "Dcencia."
File:Asperchu medallion.jpg|Number 182, [[Asperchu]] from someone named "Jeatz Axl."
File:Med 186 A.jpg|Number 186.
File:Med 186 B.jpg|Number 186, as it arrived in its box.
File:Med 186 C.jpg|Number 186, another view.
File:Med 186 D.jpg|Number 186, box.
File:Med 186 E.jpg|Number 186, certificate.
File:Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 207, [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:Chris-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 208, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:HEILFART1.jpg|Number 209, the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#The Hitler Medallion|Hitler Medallion]].
File:HEILFART2.jpg|Number 209, back.
File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.
File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.
File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.
File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named "Jojoswoon."
File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to someone named "Oney."
File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user "divintrial" with his medallion.
File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.
File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.
File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.

</gallery></center>}}

A few purchasers included videos:

Number 23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ

Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0

Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI

==See also==
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

Medallions

2015-07-25T00:54:39Z

Dcencia: /* The Received Medallions */

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{{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]</ref>}}
[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes, he fucking did.]]
[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]

[[Chris]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them '''"medals"'''.<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>"[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]"</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref>

The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters. They're made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint.]]

==Origins and purpose==
[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain.]]
[[File:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|thumb|An art project that may have provided inspiration.]]

Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:<ref name="Son cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref>

{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].}}

Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.

Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl|"So Need a Cute Girl"]] video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature.

In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him.<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is."<ref><s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.

Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).<ref>[[Kacey Call 21]]</ref>

Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a [[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]] wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.

==The medallions==
===Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|Chris even wore it at his goddamn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation.]]
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]
Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.

Chris has repeatedly claimed that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing [[homos]]exuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.

 

====Prototype====
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]</ref>}}

[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]

[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]

It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the [[Chaotic Combo]].

Chris wore this medallion as late as May [[2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].
 

====Mark 1 (and decoy)====
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it during his sex fantasies.]]
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]

[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]

By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,<ref name="Son cpedia" /> Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.

No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks", without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.

In [[August 2008]], an anonymous commentator on 4chan's /v/ board offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]], when a team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unclear.

A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at [[Wikipedia:Miskatonic University| Miskatonic University]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.

 
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====Mark 2====
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]

After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her," Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.

Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca]]. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.

On 3 [[March 2009]], [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his [[Wikipedia:Rectum|rectum]]. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive [[Max]] or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> Chris thinks that [[Bob|his father]] would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.

====Mark 3====
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''[[Wikipedia:The Blair Witch Project|The Blair Witch Project]]'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]

Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.

In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.

Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum.

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.

The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.

As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.

For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.
 

===Rosechu medallion===
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008.

The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].

In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.

 

===Black Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he admitted himself.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough whilst wearing the evil medallion, then whoever he's angered at will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].

The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].

Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].
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===Jiggliami medallion===
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.

It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.
{{Clear}}

===Asperchu Medallion===
[[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]]
In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|housefire]] of January 2014, covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. [[Magical Man|An unnamed individual]] appearing in the [[Magical Man Potion]] video was seen sporting the Asperchu medallion.
Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].

On 2 [[August 2014]] Chris confirmed that this medallion has been destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]</ref>
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==Obtaining medallions==
[[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]

Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely the requirement that he must wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.

===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]===
*Sonichu v.1
*Sonichu Decoy
*Rosechu
*Black Sonichu
*Jiggliami
 
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===Destroyed by Chris===
*Sonichu v.2

===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===
*Asperchu

===Still in Chris's Possession===
*Sonichu v.3

==On hiatus==
[[File:133696094632.jpg|thumb|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].]]
[[File:Chris Lego.jpg|thumb|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!]]

Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image.

Yet it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.

In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,<ref>[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]</ref> but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.<ref>[[Facebook]]</ref>

==The medallion goes mass-market==
[[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]

===Overview===
On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[EBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also "most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing." His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his Ebay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300.

===Ebay Description===
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked "Fragile; Handle With Care". I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.
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For the July 2015 relisting, he added the following paragraph to this description. He did not, however, alter the description to reflect his supposed name change to Christine.

{{quotebox|
<nowiki>**</nowiki>NOTE, July 7, 2015: I have already molded, painted, certified and boxed individually, Sonichu Medallions equal to the maximum quantity available that I have listed right here, right now. So, everyone who requests Sonichu will get their shipped as early as the following day. Custom Orders are still an option, as described in the description, but still Please Allow up to Two Weeks for individual creation and shipment. Thank you.}}

Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.
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===Ebay Questions and Answers===
{{email|
Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!
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{{EmailReply|
Yes, I can do both medals like that.
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{{email|
Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!
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{{EmailReply|
Yes, any of those characters are most doable.
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{{email|
Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.
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{{EmailReply|
Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.
}}

{{email|
Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.
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{{EmailReply|
Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.
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{{email|
Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?
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{{EmailReply|
Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.
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{{email|
How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.
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{{EmailReply|
Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.
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{{email|
You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]
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{{EmailReply|
Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]
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{{email|
Can we request medallions of minor characters?
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{{EmailReply|
Yes
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{{email|
Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?
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{{EmailReply|
Yes.
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[[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]
===Facebook Notices===
As with other aspects of his Ebay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:

{{quotebox|12 September 2014
I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.
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Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:

{{quotebox|25(?) September 2014
I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.

Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....

First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5" square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.

And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!

Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.
}}

Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014
My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.
}}

===The Mr. Smith Situation===
Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047</ref> Whatever the case, around 18 September, Mr. Smith filed a claim against Chris on eBay before the two-week period Chris requested to ship the medallion, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.

{{EmailReply|
Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2
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{{EmailReply|
Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!

-jesusguidesme2
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{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!

-jesusguidesme2
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{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.

{{quotebox|26 September 2014
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!
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To which he added:
{{quotebox|
Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!

[Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].

Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!
}}

Mr. Smith was upset.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.
}}

{{EmailReply|
Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.
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{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.
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Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.

{{quotebox|27 September 2014
I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.

Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!

Can't we just forgive and forget? Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?

Good Grief!!!

--:( feeling drained.
}}

Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:

{{EmailReply|
I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.
}}

{{EmailReply|
You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:

{{quotebox|30 September 2014
I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.

His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.
}}

A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:

{{EmailReply|
I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.

{{EmailReply|
You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.
}}

{{EmailReply|
I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!
}}

Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested be a portrait of himself with Sonichu.

The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a "troll face;" depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying, "You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?" Chris also wrote on the drawing, "YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES."

Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:

{{EmailReply|
I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. So Mr. Smith received for free the following loot:
<center><gallery>
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|"Angry eyes" Sonichu.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.
File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.
</gallery></center>

Needless to say, Chris got some of his pity points dropped even before [[26 December 2014]] occurred.

===The Received Medallions===
Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as "Christine," but was too lazy to print up new certificates to reflect the name change.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of medallions, thus far
|<center><gallery>

File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].
File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.
File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.
File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.
File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.
File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.
File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.
File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.
File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.
File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.
File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.
File:Med 34.png|Number 34.
File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.
File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.
File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.
File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.
File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.
File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, "Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]".
File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).
File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.
File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.
File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.
File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.
File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.
File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].
File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.
File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.
File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.
File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.
File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.
File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.
File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].
File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].
File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.
File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.
File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, "Care and Maintainence".
File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.
File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.
File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.
File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.
File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.
File:Meds 64 & 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.
File:Meds 64 & 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.
File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.
File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.
File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.
File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.
File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]" on it.
File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].
File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.
File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.
File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.
File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as "[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]" found inside the box.
File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.
File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.
File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. "([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.
File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.
File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. "Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.
File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.
File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.
File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].
File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.
File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.
File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.
File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.
File:Med 78&79 C.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 D.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 B.png|Number 78.
File:Med 78&79 E.png|Number 79, box.
File:Med 78&79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.
File:Med 78&79 F.png|Numbers 78 & 79, certificates.
File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.
File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, "Red" Sonichu, apparently another original character.
File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.
File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.
File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.
File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.
File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.
File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.
File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.
File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.
File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. "Please Leave Positive Feedback."
File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.
File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.
File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.
File:Med 123.png|Number 123.
File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.
File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.
File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.
File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as "Christine."
File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.
File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.
File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.
File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.
File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.
File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.
File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.
File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.
File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.
File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.
File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].
File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.
File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.
File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].
File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.
File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.
File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by "Kinisis Gaming."
File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg|Number 181, from someone named "Dcencia."
File:Asperchu medallion.jpg|Number 182, [[Asperchu]] from someone named "Jeatz Axl."
File:Med 186 A.jpg|Number 186.
File:Med 186 B.jpg|Number 186, as it arrived in its box.
File:Med 186 C.jpg|Number 186, another view.
File:Med 186 D.jpg|Number 186, box.
File:Med 186 E.jpg|Number 186, certificate.
File:Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 207, [[Magi-Chan]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:Chris-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 208, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:HEILFART1.jpg|Number 209, the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#The Hitler Medallion|Hitler Medallion]].
File:HEILFART2.jpg|Number 209, back.
File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.
File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.
File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.
File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named "Jojoswoon."
File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to someone named "Oney."
File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user "divintrial" with his medallion.
File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.
File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.
File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.

</gallery></center>}}

A few purchasers included videos:

Number 23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ

Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0

Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI

==See also==
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

Medallions

2015-07-24T22:54:15Z

Dcencia: /* The Received Medallions */

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{{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]</ref>}}
[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes, he fucking did.]]
[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]

[[Chris]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them '''"medals"'''.<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>"[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]"</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref>

The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters. They're made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint.]]

==Origins and purpose==
[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain.]]
[[File:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|thumb|An art project that may have provided inspiration.]]

Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:<ref name="Son cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref>

{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].}}

Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.

Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl|"So Need a Cute Girl"]] video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature.

In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him.<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is."<ref><s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.

Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).<ref>[[Kacey Call 21]]</ref>

Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a [[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]] wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.

==The medallions==
===Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|Chris even wore it at his goddamn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation.]]
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]
Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.

Chris has repeatedly claimed that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing [[homos]]exuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.

 

====Prototype====
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]</ref>}}

[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]

[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]

It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the [[Chaotic Combo]].

Chris wore this medallion as late as May [[2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].
 

====Mark 1 (and decoy)====
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it during his sex fantasies.]]
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]

[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]

By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,<ref name="Son cpedia" /> Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.

No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks", without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.

In [[August 2008]], an anonymous commentator on 4chan's /v/ board offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]], when a team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unclear.

A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at [[Wikipedia:Miskatonic University| Miskatonic University]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.

 
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====Mark 2====
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]

After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her," Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.

Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca]]. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.

On 3 [[March 2009]], [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his [[Wikipedia:Rectum|rectum]]. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive [[Max]] or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> Chris thinks that [[Bob|his father]] would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.

====Mark 3====
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''[[Wikipedia:The Blair Witch Project|The Blair Witch Project]]'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]

Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.

In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.

Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum.

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.

The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.

As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.

For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.
 

===Rosechu medallion===
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008.

The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].

In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.

 

===Black Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he admitted himself.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough whilst wearing the evil medallion, then whoever he's angered at will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].

The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].

Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].
{{Clear}}

===Jiggliami medallion===
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.

It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.
{{Clear}}

===Asperchu Medallion===
[[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]]
In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|housefire]] of January 2014, covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. [[Magical Man|An unnamed individual]] appearing in the [[Magical Man Potion]] video was seen sporting the Asperchu medallion.
Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].

On 2 [[August 2014]] Chris confirmed that this medallion has been destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]</ref>
{{Clear}}

==Obtaining medallions==
[[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]

Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely the requirement that he must wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.

===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]===
*Sonichu v.1
*Sonichu Decoy
*Rosechu
*Black Sonichu
*Jiggliami
 
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===Destroyed by Chris===
*Sonichu v.2

===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===
*Asperchu

===Still in Chris's Possession===
*Sonichu v.3

==On hiatus==
[[File:133696094632.jpg|thumb|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].]]
[[File:Chris Lego.jpg|thumb|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!]]

Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image.

Yet it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.

In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,<ref>[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]</ref> but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.<ref>[[Facebook]]</ref>

==The medallion goes mass-market==
[[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]

===Overview===
On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[EBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also "most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing." His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his Ebay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300.

===Ebay Description===
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked "Fragile; Handle With Care". I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.
}}

For the July 2015 relisting, he added the following paragraph to this description. He did not, however, alter the description to reflect his supposed name change to Christine.

{{quotebox|
<nowiki>**</nowiki>NOTE, July 7, 2015: I have already molded, painted, certified and boxed individually, Sonichu Medallions equal to the maximum quantity available that I have listed right here, right now. So, everyone who requests Sonichu will get their shipped as early as the following day. Custom Orders are still an option, as described in the description, but still Please Allow up to Two Weeks for individual creation and shipment. Thank you.}}

Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.
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===Ebay Questions and Answers===
{{email|
Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I can do both medals like that.
}}

{{email|
Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, any of those characters are most doable.
}}

{{email|
Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.
}}

{{email|
Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.
}}

{{email|
Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.
}}

{{email|
How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.
}}

{{email|
You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]
}}
{{EmailReply|
Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]
}}

{{email|
Can we request medallions of minor characters?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes
}}

{{email|
Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes.
}}

[[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]
===Facebook Notices===
As with other aspects of his Ebay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:

{{quotebox|12 September 2014
I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.
}}

Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:

{{quotebox|25(?) September 2014
I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.

Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....

First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5" square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.

And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!

Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.
}}

Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014
My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.
}}

===The Mr. Smith Situation===
Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047</ref> Whatever the case, around 18 September, Mr. Smith filed a claim against Chris on eBay before the two-week period Chris requested to ship the medallion, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.

{{EmailReply|
Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.

{{quotebox|26 September 2014
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!
}}
To which he added:
{{quotebox|
Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!

[Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].

Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!
}}

Mr. Smith was upset.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.
}}

{{EmailReply|
Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.
}}

Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.

{{quotebox|27 September 2014
I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.

Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!

Can't we just forgive and forget? Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?

Good Grief!!!

--:( feeling drained.
}}

Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:

{{EmailReply|
I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.
}}

{{EmailReply|
You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:

{{quotebox|30 September 2014
I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.

His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.
}}

A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:

{{EmailReply|
I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.

{{EmailReply|
You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.
}}

{{EmailReply|
I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!
}}

Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested be a portrait of himself with Sonichu.

The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a "troll face;" depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying, "You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?" Chris also wrote on the drawing, "YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES."

Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:

{{EmailReply|
I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. So Mr. Smith received for free the following loot:
<center><gallery>
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|"Angry eyes" Sonichu.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.
File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.
</gallery></center>

Needless to say, Chris got some of his pity points dropped even before [[26 December 2014]] occurred.

===The Received Medallions===
Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as "Christine," but was too lazy to print up new certificates to reflect the name change.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of medallions, thus far
|<center><gallery>

File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].
File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.
File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.
File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.
File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.
File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.
File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.
File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.
File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.
File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.
File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.
File:Med 34.png|Number 34.
File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.
File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.
File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.
File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.
File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.
File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, "Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]".
File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).
File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.
File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.
File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.
File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.
File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.
File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].
File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.
File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.
File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.
File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.
File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.
File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.
File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].
File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].
File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.
File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.
File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, "Care and Maintainence".
File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.
File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.
File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.
File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.
File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.
File:Meds 64 & 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.
File:Meds 64 & 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.
File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.
File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.
File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.
File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.
File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]" on it.
File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].
File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.
File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.
File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.
File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as "[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]" found inside the box.
File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.
File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.
File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. "([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.
File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.
File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. "Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.
File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.
File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.
File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].
File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.
File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.
File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.
File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.
File:Med 78&79 C.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 D.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 B.png|Number 78.
File:Med 78&79 E.png|Number 79, box.
File:Med 78&79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.
File:Med 78&79 F.png|Numbers 78 & 79, certificates.
File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.
File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, "Red" Sonichu, apparently another original character.
File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.
File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.
File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.
File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.
File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.
File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.
File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.
File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.
File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. "Please Leave Positive Feedback."
File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.
File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.
File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.
File:Med 123.png|Number 123.
File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.
File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.
File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.
File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as "Christine."
File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.
File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.
File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.
File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.
File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.
File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.
File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.
File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.
File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.
File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.
File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].
File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.
File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.
File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].
File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.
File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.
File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by "Kinisis Gaming."
File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg|Number 181, from someone named "Dcencia."
File:Asperchu medallion.jpg|Number 182, [[Asperchu]] from someone named "Jeatz Axl."
File:Med 186 A.jpg|Number 186.
File:Med 186 B.jpg|Number 186, as it arrived in its box.
File:Med 186 C.jpg|Number 186, another view.
File:Med 186 D.jpg|Number 186, box.
File:Med 186 E.jpg|Number 186, certificate.
File:Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 207, [[Magi-Chan]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:Chris-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg|Number 208, [[Chris-Chan]] owned by "Dcencia."
File:HEILFART1.jpg|Number 209, the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#The Hitler Medallion|Hitler Medallion]].
File:HEILFART2.jpg|Number 209, back.
File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.
File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.
File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.
File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named "Jojoswoon."
File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to someone named "Oney."
File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user "divintrial" with his medallion.
File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.
File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.
File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.

</gallery></center>}}

A few purchasers included videos:

Number 23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ

Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0

Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI

==See also==
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

File:Chris-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg

2015-07-24T22:45:31Z

Dcencia: Chris-Chan Sonichu number 208 owned by Dcencia.

Chris-Chan Sonichu number 208 owned by Dcencia.

File:Magi-Chan Sonichu Medallion.jpg

2015-07-24T22:44:31Z

Dcencia: Magi-Chan Sonichu medallion number 207 owned by Dcencia.

Magi-Chan Sonichu medallion number 207 owned by Dcencia.

Medallions

2015-07-11T23:16:37Z

Dcencia: /* The Received Medallions */

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{{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]</ref>}}
[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes, he fucking did.]]
[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]

[[Chris]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them '''"medals"'''.<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>"[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]"</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref>

The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters. They're made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint.]]

==Origins and purpose==
[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain.]]
[[File:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|thumb|An art project that may have provided inspiration.]]

Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:<ref name="Son cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref>

{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].}}

Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.

Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl|"So Need a Cute Girl"]] video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature.

In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him.<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is."<ref><s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.

Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).<ref>[[Kacey Call 21]]</ref>

Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a [[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]] wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.

==The medallions==
===Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|Chris even wore it at his goddamn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation.]]
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]
Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.

Chris has repeatedly claimed that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing [[homos]]exuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.

 

====Prototype====
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]</ref>}}

[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]

[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]

It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the [[Chaotic Combo]].

Chris wore this medallion as late as May [[2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].
 

====Mark 1 (and decoy)====
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it during his sex fantasies.]]
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]

[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]

By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,<ref name="Son cpedia" /> Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.

No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks", without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.

In [[August 2008]], an anonymous commentator on 4chan's /v/ board offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]], when a team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unclear.

A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at [[Wikipedia:Miskatonic University| Miskatonic University]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.

 
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====Mark 2====
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]

After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her," Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.

Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca]]. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.

On 3 [[March 2009]], [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his [[Wikipedia:Rectum|rectum]]. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive [[Max]] or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> Chris thinks that [[Bob|his father]] would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.

====Mark 3====
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''[[Wikipedia:The Blair Witch Project|The Blair Witch Project]]'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]

Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.

In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.

Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum.

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.

The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.

As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.

For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.
 

===Rosechu medallion===
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008.

The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].

In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.

 

===Black Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he admitted himself.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough whilst wearing the evil medallion, then whoever he's angered at will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].

The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].

Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].
{{Clear}}

===Jiggliami medallion===
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.

It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.
{{Clear}}

===Asperchu Medallion===
[[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]]
In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|housefire]] of January 2014, covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. [[Magical Man|An unnamed individual]] appearing in the [[Magical Man Potion]] video was seen sporting the Asperchu medallion.
Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].

On 2 [[August 2014]] Chris confirmed that this medallion has been destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]</ref>
{{Clear}}

==Obtaining medallions==
[[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]

Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely the requirement that he must wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.

===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]===
*Sonichu v.1
*Sonichu Decoy
*Rosechu
*Black Sonichu
*Jiggliami
 
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===Destroyed by Chris===
*Sonichu v.2

===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===
*Asperchu

===Still in Chris's Possession===
*Sonichu v.3

==On hiatus==
[[File:133696094632.jpg|thumb|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].]]
[[File:Chris Lego.jpg|thumb|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!]]

Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image.

Yet it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.

In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,<ref>[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]</ref> but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.<ref>[[Facebook]]</ref>

==The medallion goes mass-market==
[[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]

===Overview===
On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[EBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also "most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing." His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his Ebay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300.

===Ebay Description===
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked "Fragile; Handle With Care". I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.
}}

For the July 2015 relisting, he added the following paragraph to this description. He did not, however, alter the description to reflect his supposed name change to Christine.

{{quotebox|
<nowiki>**</nowiki>NOTE, July 7, 2015: I have already molded, painted, certified and boxed individually, Sonichu Medallions equal to the maximum quantity available that I have listed right here, right now. So, everyone who requests Sonichu will get their shipped as early as the following day. Custom Orders are still an option, as described in the description, but still Please Allow up to Two Weeks for individual creation and shipment. Thank you.}}

Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.
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File:Medallions 1.JPG
File:Medallions 2.JPG
File:Medallions 3.JPG
File:Medallions 4.JPG
</gallery></center>

===Ebay Questions and Answers===
{{email|
Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I can do both medals like that.
}}

{{email|
Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, any of those characters are most doable.
}}

{{email|
Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.
}}

{{email|
Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.
}}

{{email|
Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.
}}

{{email|
How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.
}}

{{email|
You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]
}}
{{EmailReply|
Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]
}}

{{email|
Can we request medallions of minor characters?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes
}}

{{email|
Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes.
}}

[[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]
===Facebook Notices===
As with other aspects of his Ebay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:

{{quotebox|12 September 2014
I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.
}}

Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:

{{quotebox|25(?) September 2014
I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.

Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....

First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5" square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.

And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!

Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.
}}

Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014
My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.
}}

===The Mr. Smith Situation===
Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047</ref> Whatever the case, around 18 September, Mr. Smith filed a claim against Chris on eBay before the two-week period Chris requested to ship the medallion, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.

{{EmailReply|
Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.

{{quotebox|26 September 2014
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!
}}
To which he added:
{{quotebox|
Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!

[Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].

Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!
}}

Mr. Smith was upset.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.
}}

{{EmailReply|
Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.
}}

Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.

{{quotebox|27 September 2014
I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.

Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!

Can't we just forgive and forget? Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?

Good Grief!!!

--:( feeling drained.
}}

Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:

{{EmailReply|
I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.
}}

{{EmailReply|
You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:

{{quotebox|30 September 2014
I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.

His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.
}}

A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:

{{EmailReply|
I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.

{{EmailReply|
You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.
}}

{{EmailReply|
I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!
}}

Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested be a portrait of himself with Sonichu.

The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a "troll face;" depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying, "You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?" Chris also wrote on the drawing, "YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES."

Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:

{{EmailReply|
I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. So Mr. Smith received for free the following loot:
<center><gallery>
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|"Angry eyes" Sonichu.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.
File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.
</gallery></center>

Needless to say, Chris got some of his pity points dropped even before [[26 December 2014]] occurred.

===The Received Medallions===
Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as "Christine," but was too lazy to print up new certificates to reflect the name change.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of medallions, thus far
|<center><gallery>

File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].
File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.
File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.
File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.
File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.
File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.
File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.
File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.
File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.
File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.
File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.
File:Med 34.png|Number 34.
File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.
File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.
File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.
File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.
File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.
File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, "Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]".
File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).
File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.
File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.
File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.
File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.
File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.
File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].
File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.
File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.
File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.
File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.
File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.
File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.
File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].
File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].
File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.
File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.
File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, "Care and Maintainence".
File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.
File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.
File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.
File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.
File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.
File:Meds 64 & 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.
File:Meds 64 & 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.
File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.
File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.
File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.
File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.
File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]" on it.
File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].
File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.
File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.
File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.
File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as "[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]" found inside the box.
File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.
File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.
File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. "([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.
File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.
File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. "Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.
File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.
File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.
File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].
File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.
File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.
File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.
File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.
File:Med 78&79 C.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 D.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 B.png|Number 78.
File:Med 78&79 E.png|Number 79, box.
File:Med 78&79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.
File:Med 78&79 F.png|Numbers 78 & 79, certificates.
File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.
File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, "Red" Sonichu, apparently another original character.
File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.
File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.
File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.
File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.
File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.
File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.
File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.
File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.
File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. "Please Leave Positive Feedback."
File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.
File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.
File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.
File:Med 123.png|Number 123.
File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.
File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.
File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.
File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as "Christine."
File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.
File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.
File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.
File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.
File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.
File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.
File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.
File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.
File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.
File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.
File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].
File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.
File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.
File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].
File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.
File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.
File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by "Kinisis Gaming."
File:HEILFART1.jpg|Number 209, the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#The Hitler Medallion|Hitler Medallion]].
File:HEILFART2.jpg|Number 209, back.
File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.
File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.
File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.
File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named "Jojoswoon."
File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to someone named "Oney."
File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user "divintrial" with his medallion.
File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.
File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.
File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.
File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg|Sonichu medallion from Dcencia.
File:Asperchu medallion.jpg|Asperchu medallion from Jeatz Axl.

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A few purchasers included videos:

Number 23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ

Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0

Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI

==See also==
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

Medallions

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Dcencia: /* The Received Medallions */

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{{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth]]</ref>}}
[[Image:License.jpg|thumb|Oh yes, he fucking did.]]
[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]

[[Chris]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them '''"medals"'''.<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>"[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]"</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref>

The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters. They're made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint.]]

==Origins and purpose==
[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain.]]
[[File:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|thumb|An art project that may have provided inspiration.]]

Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:<ref name="Son cpedia">[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref>

{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].}}

Although not explicitly stated as inspiration, the Medallion of Fail is similar in concept to the medallions worn by the main characters in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Underground]]'', which originally aired a year beforehand.

Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl|"So Need a Cute Girl"]] video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature.

In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him.<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is."<ref><s>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.

Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).<ref>[[Kacey Call 21]]</ref>

Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a [[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]] wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.

==The medallions==
===Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|thumb|Chris even wore it at his goddamn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation.]]
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]
Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.

Chris has repeatedly claimed that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing [[homos]]exuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.

 

====Prototype====
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]</ref>}}

[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]

[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]

It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the [[Chaotic Combo]].

Chris wore this medallion as late as May [[2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].
 

====Mark 1 (and decoy)====
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it during his sex fantasies.]]
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]

[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]

By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear what appeared to have been a new medallion. While Chris has claimed that the Sonichu medallion he sent to Blanca was the very first one he made,<ref name="Son cpedia" /> Mark 1 is clearly different from the prototype in that its tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face were less pronounced and that it had a better paint job. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.

No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks", without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.

In [[August 2008]], an anonymous commentator on 4chan's /v/ board offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]], when a team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unclear.

A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at [[Wikipedia:Miskatonic University| Miskatonic University]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.

 
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====Mark 2====
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]

After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her," Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.

Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca]]. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.

On 3 [[March 2009]], [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his [[Wikipedia:Rectum|rectum]]. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive [[Max]] or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but Chris himself has confirmed that he indeed inserted the shreds of the medallion into his ass and later on expelled them into the toilet.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> Chris thinks that [[Bob|his father]] would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.

====Mark 3====
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''[[Wikipedia:The Blair Witch Project|The Blair Witch Project]]'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]

Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.

In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.

Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum.

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.

The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.

As of 2011, the medallion was hanging on his wall, as seen in the [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]] video.

For several months in [[2014]], it was speculated that this medallion was destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in Chris's house on 10 [[January 2014]]. However, photos from [[July 2014]] confirmed that it was spared destruction.
 

===Rosechu medallion===
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008.

The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].

In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.

 

===Black Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he admitted himself.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough whilst wearing the evil medallion, then whoever he's angered at will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].

The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].

Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].
{{Clear}}

===Jiggliami medallion===
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|thumb|left|Baka Dana Watashi!]]
[[Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|thumb|Back of the medallion.]]
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.

It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.
{{Clear}}

===Asperchu Medallion===
[[Image:As.PNG|thumb|left|The Medallion of Win in all its glory.]]
In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall. The medal still hung on Chris's wall until the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|housefire]] of January 2014, covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris wouldn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about. [[Magical Man|An unnamed individual]] appearing in the [[Magical Man Potion]] video was seen sporting the Asperchu medallion.
Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].

On 2 [[August 2014]] Chris confirmed that this medallion has been destroyed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire]]</ref>
{{Clear}}

==Obtaining medallions==
[[Image:Abused cat.jpg|thumb|Poor kitty...]]

Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely the requirement that he must wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there is only one medallion that has not been obtained by trolls, shoved up Chris's ass, or otherwise destroyed.

===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]===
*Sonichu v.1
*Sonichu Decoy
*Rosechu
*Black Sonichu
*Jiggliami
 
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===Destroyed by Chris===
*Sonichu v.2

===Destroyed in the 14BC Fire===
*Asperchu

===Still in Chris's Possession===
*Sonichu v.3

==On hiatus==
[[File:133696094632.jpg|thumb|Appearance from 11 [[November 2010]].]]
[[File:Chris Lego.jpg|thumb|YOUR MEDAL IS MADE OUT OF '''PAPER'''!]]

Chris began to move away from his medallions in [[2010]]. He wore one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]], and again in a photo dated 11 [[November 2010]] (leaked on 13 [[May 2012]]). After that, Chris was not photographed wearing the medallion in either public or private settings for nearly four years. This abandonment coincided with his adoption of [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] attire; the medallion apparently did not fit his new image.

Yet it still constituted an important part of his identity. In [[November 2012]], Chris made a Kreo (off brand [[Lego]] sets made by [[Transformers|Hasbro]]) edition of himself wearing a tiny paper medallion for his [[Facebook]] image, suggesting that Chris hadn't totally given up on [[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]. The figure showed up again on his Facebook page in mid-2014, this time with a female friend (soon to be revealed as a new [[Catherine|sweetheart]]) wearing a Rosechu medallion.

In [[July 2014]], Chris sold several [[Autographed Photos|autographed photos of himself]] on [[eBay]], and some buyers requested that he wear the Sonichu medallion. As noted previously in this article, it was speculated that the third Sonichu medallion had been consumed by the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which broke out in his house on 10 [[January 2014]]. The photos which they received confirmed that the Sonichu v.3 medallion had indeed survived the fire,<ref>[[:File:Received_autographed_photos_-_5_Jul_2014.jpg]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg]]</ref> but Chris later confirmed that the Asperchu medallion had been destroyed in the flames.<ref>[[Facebook]]</ref>

==The medallion goes mass-market==
[[File:Chris with medallion - July 2014.jpg|thumb|right|The medallion's return in 2014.]]

===Overview===
On 12 September 2014, Chris announced on his [[September 2014 Facebook Posts|Facebook]] page that he would be making and selling replica medallions on [[EBay]] for $30 each. He expressed a willingness to make not only Sonichu and Rosechu medals, but also "most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing." His first listing of 55 sold out quickly, and he was forced to relist it. By the time sales were temporarily halted on December 6, he had succeeded in selling at least 114. He re-listed 30 medallions in February 2015, and these too quickly sold out. In June 2015, 16 more medallions appeared on his Ebay account, also selling out within a day. Photos indicated that he had extended the run of medallions to 300.

===Ebay Description===
{{quotebox|
Straight from the creator and artist, Christian Weston Chandler (myself), a Fresh molded, coloured and certified medallion of Sonichu, Rosechu, most any of the rest of the characters, or a custom of your choosing. It WILL be shipped in a sealed wrap marked "Fragile". My signature will be written on the backs if each medallion. A Personal Certificate of Authenticity will be included and a medallion will be attached to its back. NO LOCAL PICKUP AVAILABLE, at the Personal Risk of myself, the Original Creator and Artist.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Disclaimer: When ordering a medallion, or more than one, please specify which you would like: Sonichu or Rosechu. A medallion of the other cannon main characters may be requested for your purchase. Your own fan Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) version may also be requested and suggested. Should I find the suggested outside character offensive, I shall inform you and accept another suggestion or default to the Prime Sonichu or Rosechu character(s) for your order; I am usually easy on accepting of custom requests at first. The rings inserted into the medallions are smaller than a typical keychain ring. And the necklace for them will be set-length blue leather straps, tied at the ring, for best fit around most head and neck sizes. The flower on the photographed Rosechu medallion is not included by default; if you would like a flower added onto your Rosechu medallion, you may request it in your message at the time of, or following, your purchase. Also, please allow up to two weeks for creation of each medallion, and should any delays come up, I will inform you via eBay Private Message Individually, or make a public post on my Facebook page. And Final individual molding creation may or will vary or differ from those in the above photographs.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Take Heart and UNDERSTAND!!! There will NOT be ANY altercations made to the medallions AT ALL. The medallion(s) WILL be mailed via USPS First Class and Expedited with Delivery Confirmation and a Tracking Number and marked "Fragile; Handle With Care". I have NO obligation to make any personal appearances upon my own personal risk.
}}

For the July 2015 relisting, he added the following paragraph to this description. He did not, however, alter the description to reflect his supposed name change to Christine.

{{quotebox|
<nowiki>**</nowiki>NOTE, July 7, 2015: I have already molded, painted, certified and boxed individually, Sonichu Medallions equal to the maximum quantity available that I have listed right here, right now. So, everyone who requests Sonichu will get their shipped as early as the following day. Custom Orders are still an option, as described in the description, but still Please Allow up to Two Weeks for individual creation and shipment. Thank you.}}

Chris posted images of Sonichu and Rosechu medallion samples and the manufacturing components.
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File:Medallions 1.JPG
File:Medallions 2.JPG
File:Medallions 3.JPG
File:Medallions 4.JPG
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===Ebay Questions and Answers===
{{email|
Hi Christian! I have bought an ALF drawing from you and I want to know if I can have a medallion made for a Christmas present. Are you able to do one of Mega Man? Or of Alpha 5 from the Power Rangers? Please let me know!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I can do both medals like that.
}}

{{email|
Hey there, I'm still trying to figure out which medallion I might want, but I was wondering if maybe it would be possible to request a Magi-chan or Punchy medallion? Or maybe since Halloween is coming up, is a Vamprosa possible as well? I would love that! Thanks in advance!!
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, any of those characters are most doable.
}}

{{email|
Is this a limited edition offer? Are the medallions engraves with serial numbers? Also i'm curious as to what quantity you can produce. I'm interested in purchasing whole sale and was wondering if you can produce 200 units which would be sold in my business.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Well, the numbers are written/engraved in the back of each medallion, and they each come with a personal matching Certificate of Authenticity. I personally hand craft the medallions with heart and soul. To make an order as large as 200, I would definitely require the total amount of $30 X 200 medals, upfront and sent to my PayPal account, which the email address to which can be found upon checking out from one of my listings, along with an email or eBay PM to inform me of such a large order.
}}

{{email|
Hello. The original medallions that you wore were made using Crayola Model Magic and acrylic paint. Are you using the same materials to make these nice items? Have a pleasant day.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes, I am using the same, but fresh, materials.
}}

{{email|
Is the item autographed with either marker or an engraving?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Permanent Ink Marker, and the Certificate will also have my personal Signature written onto it as well, but in RSVP Pentel Pen Ink.
}}

{{email|
How big are these Medallions and how much do they weigh? I don't want to risk getting weird stares while I wear it if it's too bulky.
}}
{{EmailReply|
Weight: feels like a few ounces; definitely less than a pound.
}}

{{email|
You say give you two weeks to make and ship our order. Does it really take you two weeks to make these? Or is this just an estimate? Also, how big are these, on average? I would like to wear mine all over, but if it's too [text missing]
}}
{{EmailReply|
Two weeks is an estimate, counting the time it would take to make a lot of them, depending on the total ordered quantity. They measure 3.5 inches X 3.5 inches square, and are a quarter inch thick, plus another quarter inch [text missing]
}}

{{email|
Can we request medallions of minor characters?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes
}}

{{email|
Is it made out of Crayola Model Magic?
}}
{{EmailReply|
Yes.
}}

[[File:Medallions.jpg|thumb|Sonichu sampler.]]
===Facebook Notices===
As with other aspects of his Ebay business, Chris frequently made relevant announcements on his Facebook page. The initial notice:

{{quotebox|12 September 2014
I am starting on making the medals for sale. I have the materials to make them now.
}}

Chris described the production process in detail in order to justify the two weeks he required to ship a medallion:

{{quotebox|25(?) September 2014
I would like to announce that I am most grateful for y'all's business on the Medallions. And such.

Also, just to let everyone know Why I estimate Two Weeks for creation of a medal or more....

First, I have to be in the mood and mindset for creation as best as I am able, or otherwise not busy with life details or chores and errands. Then I have to Mold them according to my own specifications, including being able to fit into the 3.5" square boxes with cotton puddings per box. Then they all have to air dry overnight. Then I paint the details, let that dry, and then use a permanent Ink find point marker to hand write my signature, (c), and production number. Followed by measuring the lengths of the neck straps from the longer leather strips, thread them through the rings of each medal as tie the two ends together. Then I print or photocopy the small square blank certificates, fill them each appropriately with their respective medal, and then laminate the certificates. And then there's the package wrapping, addressing And shipping them out at my local USPS Post Office. Around then, I would add the tracking numbers respectively as well.

And with that, I am making my promise now that from the first week's order amount if over thirty medals, I will have them all ready to ship, and ship them all on Friday the 27th!

Thank you all for your patronage and your patience. Have a good and safe day.
}}

Chris was happy when the first run of the medallions sold out.

{{quotebox|1 October 2014
My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance.

In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price.

I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.
}}

===The Mr. Smith Situation===
Among those who ordered a medallion from Chris was one Mr. Smith. There is some dispute concerning the origins of the conflict between Chris and Mr. Smith, and whether or not Mr. Smith's complaints were justified.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-09-21-14-chris-promises-all-the-medallions-will-be-shipped-by-9-27.4991/page-4#post-349366</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-30-angry-eyed-sonichu-medallions.5107/page-10#post-361784</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/my-experience-with-christian-featuring-a-new-original-art-piece.5501/</ref><ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fb-9-27-14-chris-blames-the-victim.5070/page-12#post-357047</ref> Whatever the case, around 18 September, Mr. Smith filed a claim against Chris on eBay before the two-week period Chris requested to ship the medallion, thereby freezing his PayPal account. Furious, Chris sent several angry messages to Mr. Smith pleading to lift the case.

{{EmailReply|
Your medal will be shipped tomorrow. PLEASE CLOSE YOUR CASE IMMEDIATELY; I NEED THE MONEY OUT OF THE LIMBO YOU HAVE FORCED IT INTO, SO I CAN SHIP IT AND THE REMAINDER!!! - jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Listen to me, Buster! I told you I needed up to two weeks for the creation of the medals in the Listing! And if there is a delay, I would let everyone know. See attached image for WHY I NEED THE TIME!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

In for you to get YOUR medal at all right now and Sooner is for you to Close Your Case and let me have the money back! You are being a Major Cyber-Bully and a God Damed Internet Troll right now! If you want to redeem yourself and be forgiven, you WILL give me the money Back in Closing your Case against me RIGHT NOW!!! PLEASE!!!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

You will get your medal, but I NEED THE MONEY, Please! Why are you being a damn Bully?!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Chris doxxed Mr. Smith on Facebook.

{{quotebox|26 September 2014
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT OPEN ANY EBAY CASES AGAINST ME!!! When someone does that, it forces the amount removed into Limbo from my PayPal, which risks pushing it into the Red, as when it is forced untie red, an OVERDRAFT FEE is charged against me, and when I have Negative Money in my PayPal Account, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING!!! Daniel, your medal has just been shipped, ad the other two people, yours and the current remainder will be shipped tomorrow, or NOT IF YOU DO NOT CLOSE YOUR CASES AGAISNT ME AND GIVE ME THE MONEY BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!

Do Not Be So Damn Impatient and Greedy!!! God Dang It!!!
}}
To which he added:
{{quotebox|
Either tomorrow or on the First of October; depending if the two people ([omitted] closed his case; very much appreciated) close Their casses immediately or not! UGH!!!

[Omitted] of Portland, Oregon, AKA: username: [omitted]. And [omitted] of Lashmeet, West Virginia, AKA: username: [omitted].

Bullies! They're being Damn Bullies!!! Ugh!!!
}}

Mr. Smith was upset.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?! You just posted my name and where I live on your Facebook. I know you deleted it but someone screenshotted it and showed it to me. Now I'm getting prank phone called. I'm reporting you to Ebay RIGHT NOW....
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

I am very sorry about trolling you like that, I will have your medal shipped tomorrow, most definitely.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
Dear [omitted],

Your medallion has been sent; you may check the Tracking Number; PLEASE Close Your Case Immediately.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

No. This is far from over. I spent an hour on the phone with Ebay last night and now they're getting involved with the investigation. I have proof that you did it and some people even want me to go to the cops with it.
}}

{{EmailReply|
Look, I am Really Sorry about that; I was under a lot of stress, and what I did was wrong. Please end this chaos. I do not want any trouble.
}}

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

You're only saying that you're sorry because you're in trouble. You've not even attempted to make the situation up to me.
}}

Chris tried to resolve the problem with a Facebook post.

{{quotebox|27 September 2014
I DID make a comment where I named two people who opened cases against me, plummeting my PayPal account closer to the Red Again! I was under a LOT of Stress! The One Remaining who is refusing to Close his Case is causing me more grief and stress enough that could kill me with a heart attack or a stroke.

Saying his and her names in the comment was very wrong of me, and I understand what I did was a Trolling-Stupid Act; that is Not Me, and [[Chris and remorse|I am Very, Truly Sorry]] for doing that. But I had deleted shortly after, and yet it wasn't quick enough for the REAL TROLLS AND CYBER-BULLIES to screen cap it and forcing it against me into even more stress and trouble!

Can't we just forgive and forget? Or are the lot of you soo corrupted, that you have lost all feeling in your hearts, and sold your own souls and self-beings to a form of a devil that keeps you all dragged down in front of your monitors day in and day out with only sole and pitiful purposes of needlessly torturing EVERYBODY ELSE, regardless of Innocent or Guilty or In-Between?

Good Grief!!!

--:( feeling drained.
}}

Chris hoped this would resolve the issue, and sent two private messages to Mr. Smith:

{{EmailReply|
I just made a public apology in full detail from my exhausted heart and soul on my Facebook. I am NOT RICH! My mother and I are just getting by as it is. You would gain nothing from me or my family in any court of law or whatever. [[Michael Snyder]] knows what I am talking about; he thought it would be a get-rich-quick scheme for him, but he was very wrong, and he had to go out of business of His [[The GAMe PLACe|Hobby PLace]] afterwards. You think about that.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

{{EmailReply|
And I will also add that you are torturing a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|Lesbian and a Transgender]], as well as an [[Autism|Autistic Individual]]; the HRC and Autism Facilities would be very interested in hearing about my being abused by Your constant inaction, bullying on me and lack of cooperation of a heartfelt conclusion and settlement. Think about that a well.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

This did not satisfy Mr. Smith.

{{email|
Dear jesusguidesme2,

I don't care that you're gay and autistic. You intentionally tried to harm me and you're going to suffer the consequences.
}}

{{EmailReply|
You Hurt Me First and worst by pushing my finances towards the Red with great risk of getting an Overdraft charged against me! This fight is needless and nonsense; what's done is done. I have most sincerely apologized, I shipped your Medal Out Today! Please Just Stop Attacking Me!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

At this point Mr. Smith received a Sonichu medallion from Chris, but it came with an angry expression. The certificate was marred by black smudges. Mr. Smith complained that it was not what he had asked for. Chris summarized the dispute on Facebook:

{{quotebox|30 September 2014
I want to make it publicly known to everyone that Mr. Smith (to hold his first name on identity sake) is being a further bully by making a false case against me. The Medallion I had sent him is a Sonichu Medallion, but because of how his actions against me made me feel and all, his Medallion has an Angry Expression, where the eyes' whites were painted orange, with a flame look on the irises, and a most Angry facial expression. He is claiming it to be a Blue something, possibly like the ONE Yawning Squirtle Medallion that was order by another (Female) customer.

His case is very false, and I want the record to show that the Only Thing Blue about his medallion is the Neck Strap, just like most everyone else's medallions. The actual medal is of the same Sonichu face shape, but with the angry expression I have stated just now. Please make Mr. Smith stop Cyber-Bullying and Trolling Me with his constant hold on the $30 that is still very much in Limbo currently.
}}

A number of Chris's fans were concerned that the certificate was smudged because Chris had spit on it or worse. Chris reassured one fan:

{{EmailReply|
I have never spit on anything I have shipped out. The only recent mishap was black paint being spilt onto a couple of blank certificates.

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Chris and Mr. Smith continued to argue via private messages.

{{EmailReply|
You must be mistaken; your medallion is NOT BLUE at all. And I was very careful of sending you the right medallion, which in your case, because of how you made me feel, I gave the Sonichu face an enraged, angry expression. I do not do Refunds, because what I sell are Customized Items; they do not resell, period. I am under the impression you are just further bullying me for your own perspective of revenge. The decision is final. Good Day.
}}

{{EmailReply|
I did not send you the wrong medallion, I PURPOSELY molded, Drew and colored it to [[Chris and anger|BE ANGRY at YOU]], for your constant stubborn attitude and Bullying. And you certainly are bucking up to be worthy of my own anger as well. Accurate Item; MADE CUSTOM JUST FOR YOU, [omitted]! Hmmpf!
}}

Mr. Smith still refused to lift his eBay case against Chris, and demanded satisfaction. Chris agreed to send a new, unadulterated medallion as well as a free commissioned drawing, which Mr. Smith requested be a portrait of himself with Sonichu.

The illustration, dated 13 October, turned out to be a mockery of Mr. Smith. While Mr. Smith had sent photos of himself to Chris for reference, Chris drew Mr. Smith with a "troll face;" depicted a bucket of ice about to topple onto his head; and drew Sonichu saying, "You just couldn't let up and be patient, could you, Mr. Smith?" Chris also wrote on the drawing, "YOU PUT ME ON A [[tugboat|SINKING SHIP]], KILLING MY FINANCES."

Still unsatisfied and persisting with his eBay complaint, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make a [[To Mr. Smith|video apology]]. Because Chris was not wearing his medallion while making this apology, Mr. Smith suspected that it was not True and Honest. Chris responded:

{{EmailReply|
I am for real, and I do not have to wear my medallion to prove myself. I have done more than your money's worth for you. I am the real Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA. And you can best tell who I am from my Face. I am sick of kissing your pitiful ass. Now, you can kiss my [[un-clit|cooch]]!

-jesusguidesme2
}}

Ultimately, eBay decided to refund the $30 to Mr. Smith. So Mr. Smith received for free the following loot:
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File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|"Angry eyes" Sonichu.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|The smeared certificate.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|The second, unadulterated medallion.
File:Chris's Commission to Mr. Smith (compressed).jpg|The commissioned drawing.
</gallery></center>

Needless to say, Chris got some of his pity points dropped even before [[26 December 2014]] occurred.

===The Received Medallions===
Recipients noted that the medallions were surprisingly lightweight. A number had parts broken off; Chris routinely included a note that these could be fixed with Krazy Glue. This note was hand-written at first, but eventually he created a typed version, complete with misspelling. Another common problem was that Chris placed medallions in boxes while they were still wet or before the clay had set, resulting in smearing and fading. Some had fingerprints, or arrived with disturbing foreign materials. In 2015, he began signing his name as "Christine," but was too lazy to print up new certificates to reflect the name change.

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|Gallery of medallions, thus far
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File:Med 12 B.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 C.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 D.jpg|Number 12, box.
File:Med 12 A.jpg|Number 12, [[Yawning Squirtle]].
File:Med 12 E.jpg|Number 12, back.
File:Med 12 G.jpg|Chris's lack of knot tying know-how is evident.
File:Med 13 A.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Med 13 B.jpg|Number 13, box.
File:Sonchu.jpg|Number 13, front.
File:Med 13 D.jpg|Number 13, back.
File:Med 18 box.JPG|Number 19, EVIL BOX.
File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|Number 19, Mr. Smith's medallion.
File:Authentically autistic.JPG|Number 19, smeared certificate.
File:Med 23.jpg|Number 23. Recipient said the nose fell off and the signature was illegible.
File:Med 25 A.jpg|Number 25, elegantly displayed.
File:Med 25 B.jpg|Number 25, close-up.
File:Med 27 A.jpg|Number 27.
File:Med 27 B.jpg|Number 27, certificate.
File:Med 34.png|Number 34.
File:Med 35.jpg|Number 35.
File:Med Y.jpg|Number 38.
File:Med 41 A.jpg|Number 41.
File:Med 41 B.jpg|Number 41, back.
File:Med 41 C.jpg|Number 41, certificate.
File:Med 41 D.jpg|Number 41, "Care and [[Chris and English|Maintainence]]".
File:Med 41 E.jpg|Number 41, Chris is not very prompt (note the [[A-Logging|a-loggish]] comment).
File:Med 41 G.jpg|Number 41's satisfied customer.
File:Med 46 A.JPG|Number 46, box.
File:Med 46 C.JPG|Number 46.
File:Med 46 B.JPG|Number 46, back.
File:Med 59 A.png|Number 59.
File:Med 59 B.png|Number 59, back. [[Chris and art|Note the smearing]].
File:Med 59 C.png|Number 59, certificate.
File:Med 60 A.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 B.jpg|Number 60, box.
File:Med 60 C.jpg|Number 60, the complete package.
File:Med 60 D.jpg|Number 60, close-up.
File:Med 60 E.jpg|Number 60, another picture.
File:Med 60 F.jpg|Number 60, yet another view.
File:Med 60 G.jpg|Number 60, certificate.
File:Med 61 A.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 B.jpg|Number 61, box.
File:Med 61 C.jpg|Number 61, as packaged. Recipient said it [[Axe|smelled bad]].
File:Med 61 D.jpg|Number 61, [[Wild Sonichu]].
File:Med 61 E.jpg|Number 61, back. Typical smearing.
File:Med 61 F.jpg|Number 61, certificate, with paint smears.
File:Med 61 G.jpg|Number 61, "Care and Maintainence".
File:Med 61 H.jpg|Number 61, fingerprints.
File:Med 61 I.jpg|Number 61, hair.
File:Med 62C.png|Number 62, box.
File:Med 62A.png|Number 62 with certificate.
File:Med 62B.png|Number 62's satisfied customer.
File:Meds 64 & 65 B.png|Numbers 64 and 65.
File:Meds 64 & 65 A.png|Numbers 64 and 65, back.
File:Med 66 B.jpg|Number 66, certificate.
File:Med 66 A.jpg|Number 66.
File:Med Z.JPG|Number 68, Wild Sonichu.
File:Med 69 C.jpg|Number 69, box.
File:Med 69 D.jpg|Number 69. Box had "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|strange brownish stains]]" on it.
File:Med 69 A.jpg|Number 69, [[Robbie Sonichu]].
File:Med 69 G.jpg|Number 69, back.
File:Med 69 E.jpg|Number 69, the complete package.
File:Med 69 F.jpg|Number 69. The nose fell off.
File:Med 69 B.jpg|Number 69. Recipient identified this as "[[Chris and health|a booger attached to a lock of hair]]" found inside the box.
File:Med 70.JPG|Number 70. The recipient requested that Chris sign it.
File:Med 72 A.jpg|Number 72, box.
File:Med 72 B.jpg|Number 72. "([[Yu-Gi-Oh]]) Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 72 C.jpg|Number 72. The recipient gave Chris five options; this is the one he chose.
File:Med 72 D.jpg|Number 72, artist's signature.
File:Med 72 E.jpg|Number 72. "Yuya's Pendant".
File:Med 73 A.JPG|Number 73.
File:Med 73 B.JPG|Number 73, close-up.
File:Med 73 C.JPG|Number 73, certificate.
File:Med 73 D.JPG|Number 73. The nose fell off this one too.
File:Med 76 A.jpg|Number 76, [[Megagi La Skunk]].
File:Med 76 C.jpg|Number 76, close-up.
File:Med 76 D.jpg|Number 76, back.
File:Med 76 B.jpg|Number 76, certificate.
File:Med 76 E.jpg|Number 76 on display.
File:Med 78&79 C.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 D.png|Number 78, box.
File:Med 78&79 B.png|Number 78.
File:Med 78&79 E.png|Number 79, box.
File:Med 78&79 A.png|Number 79. Plusa, the recipient's Sonichu original character.
File:Med 78&79 F.png|Numbers 78 & 79, certificates.
File:Med 80.jpg|Number 80, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]].
File:Med 83 A.jpg|Number 83, box.
File:Med 83 B.jpg|Number 83, "Red" Sonichu, apparently another original character.
File:Med 83 C.jpg|Number 83, back.
File:Med 86 A.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 B.jpg|Number 86, opening the box.
File:Med 86 C.jpg|Number 86, box.
File:Med 86 D.jpg|Number 86. The ears were broken.
File:Med 86 E.jpg|Number 86, certificate and ears.
File:Med 86 F.jpg|Number 86, back.
File:Med 86 G.jpg|Number 86, more questionable knotting.
File:114 1.jpg|Number 114, box.
File:114 2.jpg|Number 114, mailing address.
File:114 3.jpg|Number 114. "Please Leave Positive Feedback."
File:114 4.jpg|Number 114, certificate.
File:114 5.jpg|Number 114, Rosechu.
File:114 6.jpg|Number 114, with METAL.
File:Med 123.png|Number 123.
File:Med 139A.jpg|Number 139.
File:Med 139D.jpg|Number 139 being utilized.
File:Med 139B.jpg|Number 139, certificate.
File:Med 139C.jpg|Number 139, signed as "Christine."
File:Med 140J.jpg|Number 140, package.
File:Med 140A.jpg|Number 140, box.
File:Med 140B.jpg|Number 140.
File:Med 140E.jpg|Number 140, another view.
File:Med 140F.jpg|Number 140, back.
File:Med 140G.jpg|Number 140, certificate.
File:Med 140K.jpg|Number 140, with real art.
File:Med 140C.jpg|Illustration included with 140 to make up for international shipping.
File:Med147B.jpg|Number 147, box.
File:Med147E.jpg|Number 147, certificate.
File:Med147C.jpg|Number 147, [[Sammy]].
File:Med147D.jpg|Number 147, another view.
File:Med 147A.jpg|Number 147, back.
File:Med152A.jpg|Number 152, with [[pickles]].
File:Med152B.jpg|Number 152, back.
File:Med152C.jpg|Number 152, certificate.
File:Medallion178.jpg|Number 178, owned by "Kinisis Gaming."
File:HEILFART1.jpg|Number 209, the [[July 2015 Facebook Posts#The Hitler Medallion|Hitler Medallion]].
File:HEILFART2.jpg|Number 209, back.
File:Med X C.jpg|Unknown number, Sonichu.
File:Med X D.png|Certificate for previous medallion.
File:Med X A.jpg|Box for previous.
File:Med X B.jpg|Box for previous.
File:JojoswoonMedallion.jpg|Another Sonichu from someone named "Jojoswoon."
File:Med Oney.png|Medallion belonging to someone named "Oney."
File:Med divintrial.png|Twitter user "divintrial" with his medallion.
File:Med cosplay.png|Cosplayer with authentic medallion.
File:Cosplayer with Medallion.jpg|Presumably the same cosplayer having a blast.
File:Medallion Customer.jpg|He can feel the cosmos.
File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg|Sonichu medallion from Dcencia.

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A few purchasers included videos:

Number 23: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFzNUQREQ

Number 25: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfpZ6v5JK0

Number 178: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFXTUFM3RI

==See also==
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power

==Sources==
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{{Relics of Fail}}

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[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]

File:Asperchu medallion.jpg

2015-07-11T23:01:16Z

Dcencia: Asperchu medallion from someone named Jeatz Axl.

Asperchu medallion from someone named Jeatz Axl.

File:Sonichu medallion number 181.jpg

2015-07-11T22:58:34Z

Dcencia: Sonichu medallion number 181 from someone named Dcencia.

Sonichu medallion number 181 from someone named Dcencia.