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<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|I don't have to Justify [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]; they can take of that themselves.|[[Chris]], being completely delusional in [[IRC (20 January 2009)]].}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, my family and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, nine years later.&lt;ref&gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/999998606034784256&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|400px|This is what Chris actually believes. For real this time.]]<br /> <br /> Chris’s perception of '''reality''' is a major source of the internet’s fascination into his life. Many people on the [[wikipedia:autism spectrum|autism spectrum]] struggle to distinguish between fantasy and reality, but most make an effort to reduce its impact. Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] are real, and has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with &quot;Magi-Chan&quot; at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).&lt;/ref&gt; Chris also believes that he has [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|the power to curse]] anyone,&lt;ref&gt;According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.&lt;/ref&gt; and with the aid of [[Borb|his parents]], he believes that anything bad that happened to him was part of a vast conspiracy.<br /> <br /> Chris’s recent emails and posts on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] indicate that his already-tenuous grip on reality is slipping, to a point where some of his closest fans and followers feel alienated. Since 2017, Chris has invested heavily in magical beliefs and multiple dimensions (or [[Reality Cartoon]]s, as Chris calls them), and starting in 2018, Chris began to believe that a semi-apocalyptic event called the [[Dimensional Merge]] would occur, and that the Merge would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.<br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> == Background ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Hi5.jpg|right|200px|thumb|… as well as this.]]<br /> <br /> Autistic people are not alone in struggling to distinguish between reality and fiction: any parent will know that children also [[wikipedia:Pester power|struggle]] to distance themselves from, or be critical towards, the events and ideas depicted in fictional media (such as books, films, cartoons or video games). The struggle to distinguish between reality and fiction makes both autistic people and young children vulnerable to manipulation and deception, especially by sources they see as trustworthy: they can be taken in by persuasive media, such as [[Chris and brand loyalty|commercials]], [[Chris and politics|political rhetoric]], and [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]].<br /> <br /> Most people will eventually be able to distinguish reality from fiction, usually before reaching adulthood: autistic adults who still struggle to distinguish reality from fiction will usually try to seek professional help to reduce its impact, or at least put their imaginations into good use.&lt;ref&gt;[[wikipedia:Gilles Trehin|Gilles Trehin]], [[wikipedia:George Widener|George Widener]] and [[wikipedia:Stephen Wiltshire|Stephen Wiltshire]] are notable examples of autistic people who turned their imaginations into art.&lt;/ref&gt; Chris, on the other hand, continues to assert that CWCville and his characters are real, {{age|2000|03|17}} years after the creation of the [[Sonichu (character)#Creation and development|CD cover]].<br /> <br /> == Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==<br /> <br /> Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris’s warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barabara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that “special rules” exist for the benefit of autistic people. The conciliatory platitudes cemented Chris’s [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy, whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].<br /> <br /> Other notable factors behind Chris’s poor grip on reality include the fact that he rarely leaves his [[room]].<br /> <br /> == In the real world ==<br /> <br /> {{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 9]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of [[Wikipedia:Dyscalculia|dyscalculia]], a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength. <br /> <br /> Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]&lt;/ref&gt; The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris &quot;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]&quot; Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a &quot;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]&quot; denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties. <br /> <br /> Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be &quot;fakers&quot; who are taking &quot;the Shine and Limelight&quot; away from genuine autistic people such as himself.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; Although Chris has admitted that this &quot;fact&quot; is only his &quot;own idea,&quot; he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|&quot;conform to blasphem[y].&quot;]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt; As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be significant of a conspiracy targeting himself.<br /> <br /> The [[Sonic Boom Protests]] further revealed Chris's delusions about his power and influence in the world and showed he was willing to [[26 December 2014|physically assault somebody]] to defend the honor of a fictitious character whose arms were recolored.<br /> <br /> Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lives in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughing stock in the process.<br /> <br /> Chris has no idea on how the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a differing opinion to him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]].<br /> <br /> Chris also seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great &quot;fixer upper.&quot; Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).<br /> <br /> Chris has also been shown to be completely ignorant of basic human anatomy. In the autumn of [[2014]], Chris received a [[Un-clit|piercing to his perineum]] in an effort to make it resemble a [[china]], such that he could become a full-fledged [[tomgirl]]. Despite becoming infected in [[December 2014]], he simply had it pierced again. While Chris was persuaded to have this piercing removed too, he remained deeply interested in becoming a woman by unorthodox means, much to the worry of onlookers. Eventually, he removed the piercing, and the wound healed, but Chris was not to be fazed: two years later, using a knife, he created an [[Self-inflicted taint wound|open wound on his groin]], which he believed to be a pair of female genitals, growing thanks to all the [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis|hypnosis videos]] he had watched in the past few months - the same ones he believes cured his autism. Despite the wound posing a serious, even fatal risk to Chris's health, he did not seek any treatment for it until he was coaxed by concerned trolls to do so.<br /> <br /> ==Fantasy and fiction==<br /> {{See also|Reality Cartoon}}<br /> {{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}<br /> {{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}<br /> {{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.&lt;ref name=&quot;ABL call 2&quot;&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening are staggering]]<br /> <br /> [[CWCville]] is what Chris calls his imaginary, idyllic fantasy world. It is his preferred means of escape from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he feels reasonably entitled to]]. Above all else, CWCville is built around Chris's comfort and convenience. As its Mayor, Chris enjoys as much power and as little responsibility as he wants.<br /> <br /> All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as &quot;father&quot;, in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia&lt;/ref&gt; [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc&lt;/ref&gt; and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding&lt;ref&gt;[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]&lt;/ref&gt; are said to actually happen &quot;off-screen&quot;, instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a &quot;spoiler&quot; in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already &quot;happened&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37&lt;/ref&gt; It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgement infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the &quot;corrections&quot; he has made to theirs.<br /> <br /> When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreat from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.<br /> <br /> On July 23, 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris has also demonstrated problems with hallucinations. His mind has showed a tendency to simply conjure up visions and voices of characters - whether his own creations or not - seemingly out of nothing. During a 2004 confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], for instance, [[Chris and psychology|Chris began to converse with thin air, pretending that Sonichu was in the office with him]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie e 16&quot;&gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_16]]&lt;/ref&gt; At one point, Chris began to pretend that he ''was'' Sonichu and started giving a speech that he claimed &quot;Sonichu&quot; wanted to give to Mary. He concluded the lecture with a [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], as of course he believes he has magic powers. Unsurprisingly, Mary ordered him to see a psychiatrist. Additional evidence for this can be seen before Chris crashes into slumber, when he pretends to converse with Sonichu and Rosechu. At one point, he claimed that the pair offered him relationship advice.&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie e 16&quot; /&gt; He has also claimed to have conversed with [[Megagi La Skunk]], particularly regarding how she has allegedly told him that she ([[Megan]], but by extension Megagi) should never have been born.&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born]]&lt;/ref&gt; Furthermore, Chris believes that he has overheard conversations held by [[Night Star]] and other random ponies.&lt;ref&gt;[[August_2017_Facebook_posts#MLP_theory.2C_based_on_listening_to_Night_Star]]&lt;/ref&gt; In 2017, Chris has used his Night Star account on Twitter to talk to himself, even after revealing that Night Star was a sockpuppet of his&lt;ref&gt;[[NightStar2891 tweets#Lonely and conversing with himself]]&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> ==Sister dimensions==<br /> <br /> One of the most enduring questions to arise from science, one that is beyond its explanatory reach, is: Why is the universe so special? The universe started in an extremely simple way. Following the big bang it was just an expanding ball of energy. Now, after 13.7 billion years, it is rich and complex, the home of carbon-based life.&lt;ref&gt;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang&lt;/ref&gt; Every atom of carbon in our bodies was once inside a star—everyone is literally made of stardust. The process by which this happens is delicate, and if the laws of nuclear physics were even a little different, the production of carbon would be impossible; life as we know it could not exist.&lt;ref&gt;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon#Formation_in_stars&lt;/ref&gt; Such a remarkable fact surely deserves an adequate explanation. In order to explain why the laws of physics are the way they are, some scientists have suggested that there are trillions of different universes, all different and all separate from one another.&lt;ref&gt;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiverse&lt;/ref&gt; If there were such a vast multiverse, then maybe one of those universes might by chance have physical laws which are suitable for carbon-based life—and that, of course, would be our universe since ''we are'' carbon-based life.&lt;ref&gt;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiverse#Anthropic_principle&lt;/ref&gt; It’s important to note that such a prodigal suggestion is not science, since we have no knowledge of, or access to, any universe other than our own. The multiverse theory is simply a metaphysical guess.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.nytimes.com/2003/04/12/opinion/a-brief-history-of-the-multiverse.html?pagewanted=all&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris however, has readily accepted the multiverse theory as objective fact and uses it as a vehicle to justify his belief that cartoons are real. He was likely exposed to it for the first time in an episode of Family Guy, &quot;Road to the Multiverse&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 22]]&lt;/ref&gt; It's important to point out that the infamous second call between Chris and Alec, which took place on 28 January 2010, occurred only four months after the original air date of this episode,&lt;ref&gt;https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_to_the_Multiverse&lt;/ref&gt; meaning the idea was still fresh in Chris's mind.<br /> <br /> In recent years, Chris has become much more vocal about his belief in multiple universes. He invoked the existence of an alternative reality when expressing his disapproval of President Trump.&lt;ref&gt;[[Pmurt#Open Letter to Pmurt on the LGBT]]&lt;/ref&gt; Unpromptedly, he confirmed his belief in alternative dimensions in the Doopie E-mails.&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Doopie_E-mails#Hey.2C_Danielle_.E2.80.94_30_July_2017&lt;/ref&gt; He confidently asserted the actual existence of CWCville in his interview with Count Dankula.&lt;ref&gt;[[Count Dankula]]&lt;/ref&gt; He wanted to discuss the nature of other realities with a writer of Marvel Comics after learning about &quot;Earth 1218&quot;, (which is our reality) in the comics.&lt;ref&gt;[[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218]]&lt;/ref&gt; He did not back down even after said writer stated that it was all fiction. It's also notable to mention that Chris was so easily manipulated by the Idea Guy in part because he had invoked the multiverse theory;&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy_Q%26A#Gullibility&lt;/ref&gt; which immediately garnered Chris's attention. <br /> <br /> Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions allows him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in. It probably gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him.<br /> <br /> === Dimensional Merge ===<br /> {{main|Dimensional Merge}}<br /> <br /> After Chris was rescued from the [[Idea Guys]] in May 2018, he continued to hold onto the beliefs they had programmed into him. Although he was encouraged to seek [[Chris and psychology|therapy]], Chris balked at the idea and instead sought out more people to feed his delusional thinking - and got his wish in the form of the [[Teen Troon Squad]]; around October of that same year, for the second time in 2018, Chris was trolled by people claiming to be his own fictional characters.<br /> <br /> Lukas, a member of the Squad, claimed that the Dimensional Merge was an invention of the Idea Guys, but added, &quot;we discouraged the idea at first,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/&lt;/ref&gt; implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe in the merge.<br /> <br /> The Dimensional Merge itself is a phenomenon which Chris describes as the process of the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 unifying to incorporate characteristics of both dimensions in one universe. The dimension &quot;1218&quot; (sometimes referred to as &quot;Earth 1218&quot;) is the universe which all of humanity inhabits. The dimension &quot;C-197&quot; is a creation of Chris' imagination which contains all of the fictional characters and original creations featured in comic books, animated television shows, movies, and video games. In addition, the dimension C-197 includes a mirror version of Earth that hosts all of the fictional locations which the OCs of C-197 reside, including Gotham City and [[My Little Pony|Equestria]].&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dimensional-merge-tweets-megathread.49414/&lt;/ref&gt; The merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions.<br /> <br /> [[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|&quot;Whoever said math is applicable in real life, [[Chris's education|that person was Very Correct.]] ⚡️💙⚡️ I did the math in my head.&quot; -Chris]]<br /> <br /> On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|Damn [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Marvel|Dimension 1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, upset that the Dimensional Merge did not happen as planned}}<br /> <br /> TL;DR version: Chris creates fantasy world in which he is an all-powerful goddess where he can control everything and have everything he wants, in stark contrast to his current situation. As time went on Chris becomes desperate to convince everyone and especially himself that such fantasy world really exists.<br /> <br /> ==Magic==<br /> {{See also|Chris and religion#Chris the Shaman|l1=Chris the Shaman}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:ChrisFacebookCommentOnPsychicPowers.png|thumb|right|Chris believes he has psychic powers that can inflict harm on his enemies.]]<br /> [[File:Itcameforcwc.jpg |thumb|What Chris thinks his curses are capable of.|right]]<br /> <br /> Through Chris's perception of [[God]] as an instrument of his will comes the delusion that he has magical powers that will permit him to eventually succeed over the enemies that he is unable to dispatch by any more conventional means. <br /> <br /> The most notorious example is the curse-ye-ha-me-ha, a power that supposedly bestows terrible fortune upon the recipient. Chris has performed this curse on innumerable occasions, both over the Internet and in public. He has even retracted the curse ([[Chris and remorse|albeit reluctantly]]) on at least three occasions&lt;ref&gt;[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[I am Alive]]&lt;/ref&gt; with a &quot;Forgiveness Blessing&quot; which further cements Chris's belief in its efficacy.<br /> <br /> He also thinks that he has the power to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwash people into following his commands]], among other latent powers that he may discover when the opportunity presents itself.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 20#Chris still thinks he can actually curse people]]&lt;/ref&gt; All of this magic is supposedly powered by his preferred personal relic du jour - either the [[medallion]] or the [[Amnyfest Ring]]. How these items came to be imbued with magical properties has not been addressed.<br /> <br /> Chris also appears to believe that he can, to an extent, [[Sarah May Skype Logs|talk to the deceased]]. He told [[Sarah May]] that when he touched his dead [[Aunt Corrina]]'s hand, he could hear her spirit, along with the spirits of his grandparents and great-grandparents. He also claimed that [[GodJesus]] told him to &quot;make the trip and go to Julie&quot;. Additionally, Chris believes that he can harness the spirits of the dead to do his bidding, notably when he threatened [[Megan]] with revenge by him and his [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s ghost, and when he warned [[Alec Benson Leary]] that [[Patti Chandler|his dead dog]] would [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|have his soul for dinner and haunt his nightmares]].<br /> <br /> It's unclear at this point whether these visions are the result of his mental problems or just an excuse for him to do what he wants to do by justifying his actions as the result of supernatural phenomena. He may have gotten the notion of hearing supernatural voices from psychics (in real life or more likely in the media), who claim to converse with the spirits of the dead. During his time masquerading as [[JenkinsJinkies]] on [[Trollin Train]], Chris hoped to dissuade trolls by claiming that his house was haunted, describing [[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_the_Equipment_and_the_Digging_.28Thu_26_Aug_2010_5:12_AM.29|an alleged encounter]] with the vengeful ghosts of Patti and [[Christopher's name change|his younger self]]. Chris apparently believed that trolls would heed this threat.<br /> <br /> When asked by a fan how he came to learn of his powers, Chris replied they were evidenced by Mary Lee Walsh's reputation going &quot;DOWN&quot;:<br /> {{quote|I have learned about the Curses actually working firstly when I cursed the real-life Mary Lee Walsh; then I later heard that her reputation at PVCC went DOWN (yes, mostly due to my references in the pages), but then things got worse for her, and even though I forgave her for her misdeed on interrupting my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]], I feel she definitely got what she deserved for her misdeed. Later, I cursed one specific Troll (I forget who); shortly later, I learn that troll came down with a [[Wikipedia:Common Cold|life-threatening ailment.]]|Chris, [[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|Mailbag 18]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:PSYCHO_CHRIS.png|thumb|right]]<br /> <br /> This is textbook [[Wikipedia:Magical thinking|magical thinking]]. This gives Chris a belief of some degree of power over his own life, no matter how illusory. This use of [[Wikipedia:Fantasy (psychology)|fantasy]] is considered by the psychological community to be an immature defense mechanism.<br /> <br /> Since 2016, Chris has watched a myriad of [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos on [[YouTube]], and believes that the marketed effects of the binaural beats he listens to will actually occur. These videos promise bizarre results, such as [[Love quest|attracting love]], becoming a [[Tomgirl|hermaphrodite]], and learning [[Magi-chan|telekinesis]].<br /> <br /> It was further revealed in the [[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle — 30 July 2017|Doopie emails]] that Chris believes the binaural beats are awakening latent psychic powers within him.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I also believe in psychic powers, have been developing some for myself with binaural beats. I am Literally Bending Paper with my mind waves, and I can only get better with daily practice. I would use my powers for good, including the possibility of levitating myself to Fly.|Chris, [[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle|Doopie emails]]}}<br /> <br /> ==Belief in popular superstitions==<br /> While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well. Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting. <br /> <br /> Chris dislikes the number 13, because he thinks it is an unlucky number: Triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with [[wikipedia:Microsoft Office|Microsoft Office]] notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.&lt;ref&gt;Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip &quot;unlucky&quot; Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).&lt;/ref&gt; However, Chris’s fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where Sonichu #13 was numbered as &quot;[[Sonichu 12-9]]&quot; (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])&lt;ref&gt;[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].&lt;/ref&gt; and where the Episode ''&quot;One Lucky Dog&quot;'' from [[Sonichu 6]] was labelled &quot;[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: &quot;One Lucky Dog&quot;|Episode 12.5]]&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]&lt;/ref&gt; On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377&lt;/ref&gt; &lt;ref&gt;It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:<br /> * Renumbering 13 as 12&lt;small&gt;A&lt;/small&gt;, 12½ or 12.5;<br /> * Renumbering 13 as 12&lt;small&gt;B&lt;/small&gt;, and renumber 12 as 12&lt;small&gt;A&lt;/small&gt;.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Life shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is &quot;Pisces, and it's fun to think about.&quot; He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], &quot;I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]&lt;/ref&gt; One of the quotes on his first Facebook was &quot;I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart.&quot; His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]]. <br /> <br /> Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls &quot;[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]&quot;. He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].<br /> <br /> Chris also obsesses over popular &quot;rules&quot; about relationships. He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.<br /> <br /> ==Conspiracy theories==<br /> Among the many issues faced by Chris in his perception of reality, his tendency towards conspiracy theorism is the one that has caused him the most trouble. Chris views the fact of his own life through the lens of his huge, cloying ego, and as such believes that anyone who prevents him from getting what he wants is only interested in being mean to him for its own sake, something to which neither he nor his parents take kindly.<br /> <br /> As stated, Chris believes that he was intentionally infected with autism by his doctor. Anyone who hinders Chris's [[Love Quest]] is part of an effort to &quot;[[Virginia is for Virgins|make true love illegal]]&quot;, either in Virginia or nationwide.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Blog#10 March 2010]]&lt;/ref&gt; This choice of words suggests that Chris believes that he [[Chris and his Ego|is entitled to a girlfriend]], and that people are attempting to take legal action to deprive him of this alleged right. <br /> <br /> When no culprit responsible for his unhappiness is visible, Chris prefers to accuse unseen hands of plotting against him. Chris blamed his inability to find guests to a sporting event on efforts by the Greene County school board to deprive him of friends; including conspiracy with realtors to keep him in Ruckersville and with [[Michael Snyder]] to keep him out of his favorite hangout.&lt;ref&gt;[[100 2178]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris's tendencies towards these sorts of thoughts may spiral back to two people: [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]. A phone call between his parents and [[Matthew Noble call|a GAMe PLACe employee]] revealed a number of things; most importantly, it illustrated that they believe Chris's entire trolling began as a conspiracy between [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and a number of potential homosexuals to &quot;terrorize&quot;, &quot;torment&quot;, and &quot;persecute&quot; Chris for being autistic, going so far as to believe they broke into Chris's credit card account and tried to [[Chris and money|ruin his credit]]. Considering how readily and fervently these beliefs were held by his parents, it is sadly little wonder that Chris thinks the same way. <br /> <br /> When Chris was active on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, he revealed that he shares his parents' insane beliefs about the GAMe PLACe's position in troll hierarchy. Most notably, he claimed that Michael Snyder was hiding a criminal scandal because the owner of the Place (as well as three other associated hobby stores) is a convicted sex offender. He also tried to argue that the store itself is in violation of the law, simply because it is close to a public school and owned by a sex offender who is never actually there. Ironically enough, acting like a sex offender is one of the many things that got Chris banned from the store in the first place. Chris would eventually accuse Michael Snyder himself of being a child molester, going as far as to accuse him of molesting his own daughter. In case you've forgotten, Snyder once chased Chris down after he (unintentionally) took candid photographs of the same daughter Chris accused him of molesting.<br /> <br /> The most telling evidence of Chris's belief that anyone who doesn't agree with him is a 'damn dirty troll' is the case of his [[white knights]]. Despite their attempts to offer constructive critique on his [[Chris and art|art]], warn Chris of [[Julie|potential trolling attempts]] and even plead with him to seek help, they have all fallen on deaf ears. There have even been cases where [[Clyde Cash|trolls]] [[Father Call|themselves]] [[Alec Benson Leary|would]] respectfully point out what Chris is doing wrong in life. However, as is the rule with Chris, these people were not telling him what he wanted to hear and were therefore ignored.<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Chan and Reality / CWCki Discussion<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|lqOlLBGDiJc}}<br /> | stardate = 2 [[January 2019]]<br /> | maker = Dillin Thomas<br /> | subject =[[CWCki]]<br /> | type = <br /> | info = <br /> }}<br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Fantasies}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=229963 2019-05-20T01:42:40Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> hey i'm jojo<br /> <br /> i want to help keep editing this wiki to keep it afloat, that's about it<br /> <br /> == trivia ==<br /> <br /> -mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -i learned [[english]] by myself<br /> <br /> -[[Chris and art|drawing]] is my hobby<br /> <br /> <br /> == userboxes ==<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Wii}}<br /> <br /> {{Naive}}<br /> <br /> {{Bisexual}} <br /> <br /> {{ClassicChris}}<br /> <br /> {{LiquidChris}}<br /> <br /> {{Ham}}<br /> <br /> {{JERK}}<br /> <br /> {{Sweetheart}}<br /> <br /> {{Atheist}}</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=4-cent_garbage.com&diff=229962 2019-05-20T01:39:30Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:4-cent garbage.png|thumb|200px|INTERNET AUTISTIC HATE MACHINE]]<br /> [[File:SchuComic8P11.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Star Wars|You will never find a more wretched hive of lulz and trolling]].]]<br /> <br /> '''4-cent_garbage''' is [[Chris]]'s idea of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and 4chan. Since he blames ED for [[Megan Schroeder|breaking up the closest thing to a relationship that he ever had]], he must demonize it in his comics. <br /> <br /> In the comics, it is depicted as a business based in a large 72 floor office building in which several hundred [[Trolls|employees]] work. Apparently, the business runs both a website and a magazine, the contents of which are unclear. The website seems to be analogous to the real life ED, having several articles on existing people, or at least mentioning them&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_30&lt;/ref&gt; and a huge load of dickgirl images which are uploaded nearly constantly.<br /> <br /> Jason's final speech in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], as well as Chris's ramblings in the Time Void, seem to indicate that any percieved inaccuracies in the articles or images hosted on the site are deliberate attempts to slander Chris and his Sonichus.&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_31&lt;/ref&gt; Why exactly Jason would wish to do this or [[Chris and his Ego#Persecution complex|why he has chosen to target Chris]] is never addressed, but his presence at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]] meeting in [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]] seem to suggest that the company and all of its employees are a part of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s secret trolling cabal.<br /> <br /> It is worth noting that this is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual [[parody]].<br /> <br /> ==Inspiration==<br /> In [[2007]], while stoking his [[Chris and his Ego|ego]], Chris discovered [[ED]]'s page satirizing him and [[Sonichu (comic)|his Sonichu comics]]. What really [[Family Guy|grinds his gears]] about the page was the &quot;fan art&quot; of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle|penis]]. Beginning 10 November 2007, Chris embarked on a quest to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|make the website less scathing]] by uploading hideously drawn [[Rule 34]] of his little abominations (and [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]]), along with the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] to his page. <br /> <br /> How Chris first encountered 4chan is less clear. An [[White knight e-mails#November 2007 .E2.80.94 ED alert|e-mail from a white knight]] on 5 November 2007 attempted to alert him to the ED page, and referred to the article as being created and written by the same people making fun of Chris on 4chan's /v/ board. Whether he paid any attention to the message or not, what is known is that on [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#November 2007|12 November 2007]], Chris first acknowledged 4chan when he made another edit to the &quot;Chris-chan&quot; article: <br /> <br /> {{quote|Christian Weston Chandler would like [[ED]] and 4chan to know the following: '''I will continue to Shove The True Facts From My Heart and Soul Down Your Throats, only until you take this WHOLE PAGE Down For Good.'''}}<br /> <br /> From this, it can be reasonably assumed that Chris discovered 4chan and ED around the same time, and that he considered them to be essentially one and the same. Chris would continue his Sisyphean edit war against ED well into 2008, but ultimately, all he succeeded in doing was alienating [[Megan Schroeder]].<br /> <br /> By [[2008#August|August 2008]], Chris was finishing [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], and he apparently felt the need to address these recent developments in the pages of his comic. Issue #7 opened with Megan as a supporting character in the story, but with the [[Megan Emails, 2008#Megan asks Chris to leave her alone again.2C attempts to talk sense into him|real Megan wanting nothing more to do with Chris]], he decided to write her out of the story. As for ED and 4chan, Chris would lump these two concepts together and dub them &quot;4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com.&quot; The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.<br /> <br /> ==Introduction: ''Sonichu'' #7==<br /> ''Sonichu'' #7 was the first issue of the series to be influenced by Chris's interactions with online [[trolls]]. While Chris didn't finish the comic until 20 August 2008, the events of the issue are all set in 2 November 2007, one day before the ED article was created. Just as past issues of ''Sonichu'' were very loosely based on Chris's real life, he must have wanted to acknowledge the conflict with ED/4chan and his estrangement from Megan in #7. But all of that happened ''after'' 2 November 2007. <br /> <br /> Chris's solution was the [[Time Void]]; a poorly-defined realm where Chris's character would be trapped for the next two issues. While stranded in the Time Void, Chris would somehow experience events going on in his real life while the fictional events in the comics unfolded without him. Upon entering the Time Void, Chris found himself assaulted by &quot;random...new memories...popping in...my head!&quot; These were memories of things that happened after 2 November 2007, so Chris was essentially using the Time Void to &quot;remember&quot; the future. Along with fictional events like the [[Sonichu 9|Battle of CWCville]], Chris also experienced &quot;memories&quot; of [[Joshua Martinez]] setting him up with &quot;[[Lori Lopez]]&quot;, and Megan &quot;dumping&quot; him via [[Megan_Emails, 2008#Megan is scarred by ShecameforCWC.JPG|e-mail]]. <br /> <br /> {{quote|Dumping me? But why?!! 4-cent_garbage_Magazine.com? Mocking me? Slanderous Filth?!!! A drawing of me and [[Retcons|Meg-Chan]]... Intimate? And I drew that?!! She dumped me over that? Oh... that hurts! Still. Curse your 4-cent garbage!|Chris first mentions 4-cent_garbage in the Time Void, ''Sonichu'' #7}}<br /> <br /> It became clear from this scene that once Chris escaped from the Time Void, he would do battle with 4-cent_Garbage as a proxy for ED and 4chan, just as he had battled [[Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] as proxies for those who interfered with his [[Love Quest]].<br /> <br /> ==Conflict with Sonichu and Rosechu: ''Sonichu'' #8==<br /> [[Image:4-CENT-GARBAGE.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and his super cool pals in front of the 4-cent_garbage.com headquarters]]<br /> In the first part of ''Sonichu'' #8, &quot;Rage Against the Garbage&quot;, 4-cent_garbage was formally introduced as a villainous organization dedicated to slandering people for the sake of amusement. (Note Chris's inability to differentiate between [[wikipedia:Defamation#Slander|slander]] and [[wikipedia:Defamation#Libel|libel]], the former of which requires spoken words or real-life gestures, impossible for a website or magazine to do.) Rosechu discovers the site on 3 November 2007, which just happens to be the date that [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] created the &quot;Chris-chan&quot; article on ED. The site's content includes a page that slanders Sonichu, Chris, and her, along with &quot;lifelike&quot; drawings of Rosechu with a [[pickle]]. While Sonichu is overcome with the [[stress]] of seeing his mate depicted with a penis, Rosechu decides to fight fire with fire by editing the site, just as Chris had tried in real life. She crawls into her [[April 16 Fetish Vids|dirty, mildew-laden bathroom]] and takes pictures of herself in the [[nudes|nude]], and then uploads them onto the 4-cent website. However 4-cent_garbage simply adds more dickgirl pictures, and she realizes that her plan will never work. <br /> <br /> Instead, she travels with [[Sonichu]] and [[Wild]] to 4-cent_garbage's headquarters in [[wikipedia:Clarksville, Tennessee|Clarksville, Tennessee]], to confront the leader of the organization. While Wild sneaks into the building in search of one of the [[Sonichu Balls]], Sonichu and Rosechu take the elevator to the top floor, and meet [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and his 17-year old &quot;womanslave&quot; [[Kathleen]], who had previously cameoed in issue #7. The meeting is civil at first, but when Jason refuses to take down the &quot;Chris-chan&quot; page, Sonichu tries to fight him, and loses. Rosechu fares better as [[The Incredible Lioness]], having [[Chris and the law|inflicted wounds that would have killed a normal man]] in fact, but the page remains up, and their mission is ultimately a failure.<br /> <br /> ==The Fall of 4-cent_garbage: ''Sonichu'' #10==<br /> [[File:Jason's Hexbox.jpg|thumb|Jason plots against Chris with his [[HEXBox]].]]<br /> Upon Chris's return from the Time Void on 9 [[August 2007]], he immediately coordinates an attack on the 4-cent_garbage HQ, ordering Sonichu, Wild, [[Black Sonichu]], [[Punchy Sonichu]], and [[Son-Chu]] to meet him in front of the building. Chris arrives first as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and Jason and [[Beel]] lay a trap for him and try to steal his [[medallion]]. However, Chris discovers that the TRUE AND HONEST source of his Anchuent powers is his [[high school ring]], which he uses to retrieve the Medallion and free himself. <br /> <br /> Later, when Chris's allies arrive, he orders Son-Chu to transform into a sound stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]. Using the [[Gitar of Fail]], Chris then leads the band in a live performance of [[Revive Zordon]], and the intense power of their music begins to shake the building apart. Inside, Jason converts his throne into an escape pod, and flees with Kathleen, leaving the others behind. Jason declares that he is retiring from trolling, in order to settle down with Kathleen and live a normal life. Chris also takes the time to use Jason as a mouthpiece to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for &quot;slandering and torturing and innocent man&quot;, [[Hypocrisy|even though that was what Jason was supposedly doing not two issues ago]]. Beel meanwhile decides to take shelter in the basement, explaining that he could not be killed and would simply be reassigned to [[Count Graduon]] once the building was destroyed, and Clyde and Jack, alone on the top floor and with no way out, choose to commit suicide by leaping down the elevator shaft together just as the building collapses, refusing to let themselves be killed by Chris.<br /> <br /> [[Twin Falling Towers|The building then gives way and collapses, with 1,500 people still alive inside.]]<br /> <br /> [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] reports that of the 1,500 people who were in the building...<br /> *500 were &quot;[[Chris and reality|prefectly [sic] unharmed]]&quot;.<br /> *250 were too drunk to escape on their own.<br /> :*125 of these drunk trolls managed to get out alive with help from sober trolls.<br /> :*125 of the drunk trolls were hurt, injured or killed.<br /> *125 sober trolls were hurt, injured or killed.<br /> *250 others were injured.<br /> *150 others were &quot;safe but hurt&quot;.<br /> *100 were killed.<br /> <br /> [[Honor roll|Note that this only accounts for 1,375 people.]] <br /> <br /> Despite having just destroyed a building and killed between 100-350 innocent people, Chris then calls for the ambulances himself whilst he and his team of recolors help to rescue the survivors that they themselves had nearly killed. Afterwards, Chris then [[Chris and remorse|weeps for the victims of his own mass murder]], whilst also maintaining that it was [[Chris and his Ego|the trolls' faults they were killed, because they made fun of him on the internet]].<br /> <br /> Supposedly, destroying 4-cent_garbage's headquarters disabled its website as well, along with Encylcopedia Dramatica's website, such that both sites' data was irrevocably lost, and neither would ever be restored.<br /> <br /> ==The 4-cent_garbage building==<br /> 4-cent_garbage appears to be a multimedia operation, with a website and a print magazine operated from a brick-and-mortar building in Clarksville, Tennessee. The location of the building is probably intended to refer to where the real Jason lives, or at least where Chris ''thinks'' he lives. <br /> <br /> The 4-cent_garbage building is 72 stories tall (66+6, as described by [[Beel]]), and the interior is painted bright red to resemble [[CWCville|Hell]]. On the ground floor, Beel sits at the receptionist desk and directs visitors to an elevator on the far side of the atrium. Employees are seen on several higher floors drinking an alcoholic beverage called &quot;[[Reeb]]&quot;, and passing out on the floor when their shift is over. Their work seems to involve sitting at computer terminals, uploading and editing images of Chris and his characters. <br /> <br /> On the 72nd floor, Jason Kendrick Howell holds court with his womanslave Kathleen at his side. It is unknown where Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus were stationed in the building, or what their jobs were before the building's destruction. <br /> <br /> Security in the building was incredibly lax. [[Wild Sonichu]] turned invisible to sneak into the upper floors in search of a [[Sonichu Ball]], only to find it left on a desk. Once he took the ball, his invisibility wore off, but he was still able to slip back out of the building unnoticed. <br /> <br /> ===The elevator gags===<br /> [[Image:SchuRchuReactions1.jpg|thumb|Planning? In MY ''Sonichu''? It's less likely than you think.]]<br /> [[File:SchuComic9Page19-B.jpg|thumb|What is this, I don't even.]]<br /> [[File:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|thumb|That's right, the entire White House is on the 51st floor.]]<br /> [[File:SchuComic9Page19-D.jpg|thumb|Chris's favorite pictures from ED. Take special note of the [[pedofork|first and last ones]].]]<br /> A large part of &quot;Rage Against the Garbage&quot; features Sonichu and Rosechu exploring different floors in the 4-cent_garbage Building. Why Sonichu and Rosechu would stop at so many different floors to look around at whatever's going on is never explained, but they clearly react to whatever is depicted, meaning that they must have pressed all the buttons on the elevator controls for no good reason. <br /> <br /> This appears to have been one of Chris's attempts to employ some of his trademark [[random-access humor]], by showing wacky stuff on each floor. Much of the material featured in these pages were images lifted directly from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], whether Chris understood their context or not. In some strange attempt at foreshadowing, Chris located these images on ED and then put them on his user page while he was still trying to edit the site. <br /> <br /> {{quote|You'll be seeing the following images AGAIN Soon Enough.|Christian Weston Chandler, on the images he put on his ED user page, which would later be used in ''Sonichu'' #8.}}<br /> <br /> Whatever his reasons, Chris seemed to believe that using images from ED in one of his comics would somehow be a big deal. The floors used in the comic are listed below, along with a description of what Chris put on each one. <br /> <br /> *2nd floor: Chris draws 4-cent_garbage.com employees passed out drunk at their workstations. When the one of them recovers from his hangover and gets up, he relieves the only other conscious employee of his shift and takes over. The relieved guard then drinks a can of &quot;[[Alcohol|Reeb]]&quot; and passes out on the floor like the others, while Sonichu and Rosechu look on from the elevator and [[sigh]].<br /> *3rd floor: [[Pedofork|Pedobear]] in a bathtub with the Powerpuff Girls. Sonichu doesn't understand the joke.<br /> *4th floor: Banner reading &quot;I hate SMRS&quot;, a reference to &quot;[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Sonicrocksmysocks Sonicrocksmysocks]&quot;, from the ED article of the same name.<br /> *7th floor: A 4-cent_garbage.com employee works on a drawing of Rosechu with a dick. Rosechu angrily leaves the elevator to punch him in the face, shouting &quot;I have a vagina, uterus, and ovaries, you freak!!!&quot;<br /> *8th floor: Sonichu spin dashes a 4-cent_garbage.com employee working on a picture of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], nude and leading Sonichu by a leash.<br /> *9th floor: Sonichu and Rosechu electrocute an employee as he works on a picture of Sonichu sucking Rosechu's penis.<br /> *10th floor: Chris emerges from the [[Time Void]] to attack an employee working on a picture of Chris using the [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]. Sonichu and Rosechu cheer him on in unison.<br /> *11th floor: Troll parody of artwork by [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Branca Branca], a batshit insane fan of the animated band [[Wikipedia:Gorillaz|Gorillaz]]. Sonichu considers it to be sad.<br /> *12th floor: Fan art of Knuckles as a gangster, surrounded by sexualized versions of female &quot;Sonic&quot; characters. Sonichu [[naïve]]ly wonders when he became so popular.<br /> *13th floor: Female versions of [[Sonic]], Tails, and Knuckles. Sonichu and Rosechu are dumbfounded.<br /> *14th floor; Pedobear, depicted to resemble Phoenix Wright.<br /> *21st floor: [[Wikipedia:The Bathers (Cézanne)|''Les Grandes Baigneuses'']] an 1887 painting by [[Wikipedia:Paul Cézanne|Paul Cézanne]]. ED has a copy of the image which has been edited with captions to reference the &quot;Branca&quot; article on ED.<br /> *22nd floor: ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' Rule 34, from the ED article. Sonichu innocently considers it an impressive dark magic attack.<br /> *23rd floor: An anthropomorphized Charmeleon with her arms handcuffed behind her back spreads her asscheeks, as if for sexual activity. More Rule 34 from ED's ''[[Pokémon]]'' article. Sonichu ignores the sexualized content, and boasts that he could easily defeat the Charmeleon. Well, duh, it's handcuffed.<br /> *24th floor: Hate art of Snapesnogger's hermaphrodite naga character drawn by Zeriara.<br /> *33rd floor: Rule 34 Art from ED's ''[[Transformers]]'' page.<br /> *34th floor: Sonic/Amy Rose Rule 34. Sonichu cheers on his &quot;pal&quot; as they watch him have sex in a position very similar to the &quot;missionary cowgirl&quot; used by Sonichu earlier in the issue..<br /> *35th floor: Nude artwork of Amy Rose, Rouge the Bat, and Cream the Rabbit [[Pedofork|(who is 6 years old.)]] Sonichu and Rosechu shout &quot;Holy Crap!&quot; in unison.<br /> *36th floor: Strip poker game featuring various female characters from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''. The image has been adapted into a parody of a ''Magic: The Gathering'' Card.<br /> *51st floor: The entire White House, with John McCain, Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton, looking on while [[Barack Obama]] paints the walls black. [[George W. Bush]] cheerfully knocks his eventual successor off his ladder. Sonichu and Rosechu offer no discernible reaction. Chris notes that his father [[Bob Chandler]] came up with this &quot;joke.&quot; Recall that this story is set in the fall of ''[[2007]]'', so the joke really makes no sense for that year.<br /> *61st floor: Erotic artwork of Dot Warner, from ''Animaniacs''. '''NOTE:''' In the cartoon ''Animaniacs'' the character Dot Warner is 9 years old. <br /> *62nd floor: Erotic artwork of Lois Griffin, from ''[[Family Guy]]''.<br /> *63rd floor: Erotic artwork of Marge Simpson, from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.<br /> *64th floor: Rule 34 of Misty and a Starmie, from ''[[Pokémon]]''. Sonichu and Rosechu make out during this and the preceding three floors.<br /> *69th floor: Image of &quot;XBOX 360-ko&quot;, an anime-style character patterned after design elements of the XBox 360. As the following floor features an Xbox 360 console being destroyed, Chris includes a disclaimer, stating that his hatred of the [[HEXBox]] should not be connected to any lingering resentment of women.<br /> *70th floor: Drawing by Chris of an Xbox 360 console being chopped in half with a meat cleaver. Sonichu and Rosechu applaud the instrument's destruction. The imagery is a clear indication that Chris secretly desires to murder women.<br /> *71st floor: [[PS3]] message congratulating whoever murdered the HEXBox. It states that you may &quot;now play your PlayStation 3 or Nintendo Wii in peace&quot;, as though the existence of a single Xbox somehow interfered with such activity.<br /> <br /> Note that it is never addressed whether or not the images such as the Rule 34 depicted here are really just drawings on a computer or poster in the building, or if they have a physical presence. However, the fact that Sonichu cheers on Sonic as he has sex with Amy Rose suggests that they are really there.<br /> <br /> ===Business and Staff===<br /> {{quote|I am a troll with no such beliefs, I know that we are born, then we die. I intend to make the most of my pitiful life by tormenting every person within my grasp until they all die from the shame and the distress of their existance ''[sic]''. The page will stay up; this meeting is over!|Jason Kendrick Howell, responding to Sonichu's request to remove the &quot;Chris-chan&quot; page, ''Sonichu'' #8}}<br /> <br /> 4-cent_garbage does not appear to have any clear marketing objective. While this may seem like an oversight on Chris's part, it may well be a genuine commentary on the pointlessness of 4chan and ED's activities. While most people would consider them to be entertainment sites, with no other purpose than to provide humor or diversion, Chris obviously doesn't find them funny, and so he depicted 4-cent_garbage as a tower of bullies, mass-producing cruelty for its own sake. In the comic, Jason says his only goal in life is to hurt as many people as he can before he dies. While he may have only been speaking for himself, this seems to be the ''raison d'être'' for everyone else who works there.<br /> <br /> In ''Sonichu'' #10, Beel explains that &quot;this trolling gig is my hell&quot;, suggesting that he has been condemned to work there, possibly because he had once been &quot;main assistant to Adolf Hitler&quot;. Unable to die, Beel would simply be damned to serve yet another villain, [[Count Graduon]], once the 4-cent_garbage building was destroyed. <br /> <br /> While [[Clyde Cash]] had been previously depicted in [[Sonichu Special 1|''Sonichu Special'' #1]] as an agent of [[Mary Lee Walsh]], he also appears in ''Sonichu'' #10 supporting 4-cent_garbage. Though confusing in some respects, especially concerning the canonicity of the Sonichu Specials, this dual role may not be a complete contradiction, as the exact relationship between 4-cent_garbage and [[PVCC]] is never explained.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]<br /> *[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]<br /> *[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]<br /> *[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]<br /> *[[Kathleen]]<br /> *[[Beel]]<br /> *[[Clyde Cash]]<br /> *[[Jack Thaddeus]]<br /> *[[The Incredible Lioness]]<br /> *[[Revive Zordon]]<br /> *[[Twin Falling Towers]]<br /> *[[Chris and death]]<br /> <br /> == External links ==<br /> *[http://www.4chan.org/ 4chan] - A *chan imageboard and inspiration behind 4-cent_garbage's name.<br /> *[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/ Encyclopedia Dramatica] - An internet satire wiki and inspiration behind 4-cent_garbage's role in the comics.<br /> *[http://789chan.org/cwc/ /cwc/] - Another *chan imageboard which sometimes adopts the name 4-cent_garbage in reference to the comics.<br /> <br /> {{CWCverse}}<br /> <br /> {{DISPLAYTITLE:4-cent_garbage.com}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Villains]]<br /> [[Category:Fictional places]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]<br /> [[Category:Websites]]<br /> [[Category:ED Saga]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWC_Update!!!!!_27_March_2009&diff=226641 2019-03-15T17:27:23Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> [[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|left|Chris was enraged over the fact that this picture, along with some information about Ivy, was leaked.]]<br /> [[Image:Tard Rage.png|thumb|A short summary of the video.]]<br /> <br /> &quot;'''CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009'''&quot; (officially &quot;'''CWC Update!!!!! 03272009'''&quot;) is a video in which [[Chris]] expresses outrage over the leaking of secret information to a stranger on the internet.<br /> <br /> In the video, Chris repeatedly threatens to stop drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and vows to take samples of [[Clyde Cash]]'s handwriting to the [[Jerkop|police]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Video==<br /> <br /> {{Tardrage}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = CWC Update! 27 March 2009<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|p-LgkC1856A}}<br /> | stardate = 27 [[March 2009]]<br /> | subject = {{Violence|text}}<br /> | style = {{Rage|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Clyde|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House#Outside|Tour of Chris's House - Outside]]<br /> | next = [[Chris Sings Lovin' You#Watch|Chris Sings Lovin' You]]<br /> }}<br /> === Transcript ===<br /> <br /> [''deep breath''] [[Captain's Log]]. I believe it is the 27th.<br /> <br /> Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about [[Ivy|my girlfriend]], even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from [[Manchester High School|high school]]. <br /> <br /> But anyway, [[Speech impediment|I, apparently my, my sw-, my, I, I wi-, I swear to God that, I, consi-,]]that any, ANY...thing to intrude in my life to make me feel, in my life and within my family...[''balls hand into fist, overcome with rage''] Nnngh! I swear to God, the comic will cease! But also, I swear to God, that I will GO TO [[Jerkop|THE POLICE]] WITH EVERY HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY FAMILY! And we have hand written d-, we have a [[Chris and English|hand-written... hand-writing]] from [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to the police; I swear to God, my family and I will go to the police! With all of this information.<br /> <br /> So...in my [[Love Quest|romantic life]], and amongst my TRUE [[gal pals]], in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend:<br /> <br /> {{RageQuote|''BACK'' THE FUCK ''OFF!''}}<br /> <br /> You back the fuck off. Or...I swear, also...myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side a-{{RageQuote|'''GAIN!'''}} '''Or even''' '''''WORSE?!''''' <br /> <br /> {{RageQuote|'''''[[Song of Christian#Part 2|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH]] [[Death threats|GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH]]!''}}<br /> <br /> I will...{{RageQuote|'''''PAUNCH'''' '''HIS LIGHTS OUT!'''}}<br /> <br /> If I ever '''MEET''' that bastard! In ''person''.<br /> <br /> But anyway, I'll say it again. LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ''ALONE''!<br /> <br /> I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any {{RageQuote|FURTHER}} incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off. Have a good day.<br /> <br /> ==Fan Videos==<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris-Chan×CopperCap Re-enactment Double Feature Reversed<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|4_Zpl4EebGo}}<br /> | maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]<br /> | stardate = 26 [[October 2017]]<br /> | type = !HSAC EDYLC TAHT ELGNARTSSSSS 'NOG<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Tour of Chris's House]]|nextlink=[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]|}}<br /> {{Captain's Log}}<br /> {{Clyde Saga}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-27]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, March 2009| 2009-03-27]]<br /> [[Category:Ivy Saga videos| 2009-03-27]]<br /> [[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-03-27]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Homos&diff=226619 2019-03-14T17:28:45Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Ongoing}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> <br /> {{Quote|I Am Straight; [[China|Vaginas]] and [[Plush breasts|Boobies]] Give Me MY [[Duck|ERECTIONS]]; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER.|[[Chris]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 31]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {{Quote|There Was a time before I realized mine being a female soul trapped in a male-born body, when I was homophobic. But I became better aware of these kind and open-hearted people, and learned how understanding and compassionate they are, and with that, losing the homophobia, I felt more at peace with myself and those around me.|Chris evolves.&lt;ref&gt;[[January_2017_Facebook_Posts#Open_letter_to_Barron_Trump]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|Fun fact: [[Rainbow]] colors are the internationally recognized colors for the gay pride movement.]]<br /> <br /> '''Homos''' was the pejorative term by which Chris referred to gay people--almost invariably gay males--nigh exclusively at the time of his discovery. He had also occasionally used phrases such as &quot;those of the wrong orientation&quot;, because even saying the word &quot;homo&quot; or &quot;gay&quot; made him uncomfortable. Chris's former ire for male homosexuals was confusing, since they, of all people, posed the least threat to his [[Love Quest]], and seemed to be motivated entirely by his own sexual insecurities.<br /> <br /> From the very beginning of his [[internet]] fame in [[2007]], his extreme opposition to homosexuality and his neurotic, obsessive demand that everyone &quot;[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|STAY STRAIGHT]]&quot; had been one of his most noted and exploited aspects, until he came out as a &quot;[[Tomgirl|transgender lesbian]]&quot; in [[2014]], at which point he gradually recanted previous homophobic statements, becoming supportive of equality.<br /> <br /> ==Past homophobia==<br /> {{Oversized}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|&quot;Yes, I am a homophobe; I fear them all, and I fear the tormenting temptations of falling off the straight path. But then I mentally, sometimes from a DVD (and if you'll pardon the expression), shove some pussy in my face. I tell you what, if I ever stoop down to changing my path, I might as well would get a gender change operation.&quot;|Chris. &lt;ref&gt;E-mail to Megan, &quot;I'm sorry... *[[sigh]]*:; Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2007 3:10 pm&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris's homophobia apparently grew out of the complex stew of his [[noviophobia]], his failure to achieve his Love Quest, his admiration for [[My Little Pony|girly toys]], his own [[Chris and gender|gender confusion]], his loathing of [[muscle bra|male bodies]], and [[autism]]. His terror was such that he was barely able to bring himself to even utter the word &quot;gay&quot; or any other term concerning gay people, except of course for &quot;homo.&quot; He struggled with intrusive homosexual thoughts&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;; he said that he couldn't even look at a picture of a [[pickle]] without being &quot;freaked out.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC's Second Message]]&lt;/ref&gt; In [[Kill De Jack]], Chris revealed that he had to cover a section of his computer screen with a piece of paper so that he could browse the [[CWCipedia]] without looking at [[Jack Thaddeus]]'s pro-gay advertisements. Nothing got Chris angrier than being &quot;mislabeled&quot; as a homo.<br /> <br /> Chris was not simply afraid of becoming a homo himself--he hated all gay men. This animosity seemed to result primarily from his fear of them (and all men) and their supposed ability or desire to make him gay. He had often characterized the [[trolls]] - all of them - as homos, which is either a basic ''ad hominem'' attack or a sincere belief that anyone who draws penises on [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] must be gay. It also revealed a belief that all of his trolls are male, since Chris used &quot;homo&quot; exclusively in reference to gay men. This notion is not only [[Vivian Gee|demonstrably false]], but in fact [[Chris and reality|completely delusional]], since many of Chris's greatest trolls have been women, and Chris knows it. This exercise in selective memory likely stems from Chris's loathing of male [[JERKS]] and inversely-proportional adoration of [[Gal-pals|women]].<br /> <br /> Notably, in [[IRC (02 January 2009)|an IRC chat]] from 2 [[January 2009]], Chris made this statement:<br /> <br /> {{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word &quot;gay&quot;, being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [sic] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like &quot;[[Wikipedia:Deck the Halls|Deck the Halls]]&quot;|Chris, 2 January 2009, 11:59.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Bionic2.jpg|thumb|Chris projects his repressed homosexuality onto [[Bionic the Hedgehog|one of his own abominations]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris further went on to propose a bizarre form of conversion therapy in which all gay men would be imprisoned and made to sleep with both female offenders and prostitutes against their will (read: basically rape), thereby &quot;reprogramming&quot; them. Interestingly, a certain [[wikipedia:Heinrich Himmler|Herr Himmler]] had a similar idea, suggesting that &quot;pink triangle&quot; concentration camp prisoners be forced to sleep with (female) camp prostitutes.<br /> <br /> {{quote|[they would be] taken in and reprogrammed with multiple upon multiple pleasurable moments with female prison inmates and prosts.|Chris&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(02_January_2009)&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> On 30 [[January 2010]], Chris voiced his sagacious opinion about the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the American military. He advocated the lifting of the ban, but only so that &quot;[[Mailbag 49#Chris loves his country|the homos can go die in explosions]].&quot;<br /> <br /> The universe of [[CWCville]] also saw an anti-gay jihad. On 5 [[January 2010]], Chris stated that [[Magi-Chan]] keeps a constant psychic surveillance to ensure that there are no homos in CWCville.&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_31#Magi-Chan_knows_when_you_fuck&lt;/ref&gt; When evidence of homosexuality is found, the people involved are [[Chris and the Law|arrested and fined heavily]]. In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris's comic self travels into the future, where scientists have successfully isolated the &quot;homo gene&quot; (An idea stolen from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode &quot;[[Wikipedia:Family Gay|Family Gay]]&quot;). They have not, however, isolated the &quot;straight gene&quot;, and are only able to when Chris donates his own blood (Chris has once remarked that [[Wikipedia:Sonderbehandlung|homosexuality could be cured by injecting blood from straight men into homosexuals]]). Chris then brought back to the present enough of the &quot;cure&quot; to turn every gay person on Earth straight. Ironically, a vaccination traditionally consists of introducing a small amount of the disease to a body to stimulate the immune system - so Chris unwittingly implied that his blood contains the dreaded homo virus.<br /> <br /> A classic case of Chris's homophobia surfaced in the struggle over advertisements on his CWCipedia. Jack Thaddeus purchased ad space on the CWCipedia to put up 2 ads. One featured Peter Griffin of ''Family Guy'', pointing out that he and his creator, Seth MacFarlane, were supportive of gay rights; and the other promoted Mexican tourism with a cartoon [[pickle]]. Chris unsurprisingly went berserk, stating:<br /> <br /> {{quote|I understand you getting paid to run ads in that box on the Cwcipedia. I feel okay with Vivian's [[Audiobooks]], BUT I feel OFFENDED with the Mexico Contest and Gay-Rights Ads. The Pickle on the Mexico ad reminds me of a terrible time in my past with Pickle-Suited TROLLS, and '''I AM AGAINST HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLES and FOR STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUALITY.'''|Chris.&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:WikiSysop#The_New_Ad-Links&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> In protest, Chris replaced Jack Thaddeus's gay-friendly ads with ads for [[wikipedia:Love In Action|Love In Action]] (an &quot;ex-gay&quot; ministry), ProtectMarriage.com (a site promoting [[wikipedia:California Proposition 8 (2008)|Proposition 8]]), and a site calling for a boycott of Pepsi due to their gay-friendliness. To sum it up, in one fell swoop, Chris managed to put in three big things that would ''not'' win him any gay friends whatsoever.<br /> <br /> As with his fear of becoming a homo, the origins of Chris's deep homophobia are not clear. Certainly [[Bob]] had an influence, as the [[Matthew Noble call]] showed that he had the same kind of deranged hatred and prejudice as his son. On 7 January 2010, when answering the question of how he began hating the gay population, we got this interesting insight:<br /> <br /> {{quote|I estimate that I started hating them about Summer, [[2003]] just after I started my Sweetheart Search, where I received the response from one woman, &quot;Ooh, I'm sorry, I am a Lesbian.&quot; That, combined with my PAST dislike of MEN in general AND the later pictured images of such acts led me to DISGUST AND HATRED FOR THE HOMOSEXUALS. Plus ALL of the Homos within the Trolls AND all Homosexual Fans with their WRONGFUL Quoting of MY comics and characters in THEIR PAPERS and ESSAYS promoting homosexuality, and EVEN WORSE a Sonichu BALLOON in one of their God DAMED Pride Parades!!! ALL OF THESE FACTORS have ONLY made my view of the Homosexual Males WORSE!|[[Common Questions#Answered 07 January 2010|Chris, before finally stating (for the umpteenth time) that Sonichu is straight.]]}}<br /> <br /> If this is true, Chris made no reference to it at the time, restricting his hatred solely to the heterosexual male [[JERKS]]. It is certainly ironic considering his more recent views on lesbianism. It also adds another interesting aspect to his hatred: Chris's frustration with homos is influenced by his being childish and whiny about not getting his way with ''one'' woman who turned him down. We wouldn't expect anything different from him.<br /> <br /> He later expressed anxiety towards gays in his classic &quot;[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Future Message]],&quot; released in February 2007.<br /> <br /> Chris knows that his homophobia was unpopular with his fans, and he often tried to persuade the public that he respects homosexuals for &quot;who they are&quot;. However, he usually betrayed his sincere intolerance of different lifestyles soon afterward - often within the same statement. On [[CWC Update 18 February 2009|18 February 2009]], for example, Chris issued one of his retractions of his previous homophobic remarks and declared that he respects &quot;the gay people&quot; just as he respects his gal pals and his [[List of Chris's sweethearts|sweethearts]]. However, this was done at the insistence of [[Julie]]; [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|a mere month later]] Chris was [[Chris and religion|reciting verses from the Bible]] to once again preach against the vile homos.<br /> <br /> On 14 [[June 2009]], Chris posted a &quot;[[music]]&quot; [[video]] called &quot;[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]&quot;, which, in his tradition of ruining everything you ever loved, is a homophobic version of [[Wikipedia:Uncle Ruckus|Uncle Ruckus]]'s satirical song &quot;Don't Trust Them New Niggas Over There&quot; from ''[[Wikipedia:The Boondocks|The Boondocks]]''. Later on that same day, he published an [[I'm Sorry, Dude|apology]] for the video and insisted that he likes gays who &quot;ac...accomplish other things, like [[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], who was a homosexual, but y'know he did a good job being a narrator on ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''.&quot; Chris was of course unaware of the various other career accomplishments of Stephen Fry. It seems that this apology was only posted in the first place for the sake of his gal-pal [[Kim]]'s boyfriend, whose gay brother apparently lost both his arms in Iraq.<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|&quot;If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|having sex with THREE WOMEN?&quot;]]]]<br /> <br /> On 6 August 2009, at a time when the trolls were getting the most mileage out of baiting Chris regarding his sexual orientation, Chris posted a wide-ranging, [[Chris and anger|hate-fuelled]] rant on the [[CWCipedia]] which he hoped would clear up all misconceptions. His &quot;Address to the Homosexuals,&quot; subtitled &quot;I AM STRAIGHT!!! NOT HOMO; NOT BI; STRAIGHT!!! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!&quot; is a classic statement on the issue. Unfortunately it had no noticeable effect on the trolling. The essay in full&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality&lt;/ref&gt;:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|<br /> Good day, I write this essay with sound mind to address the major issues that has been bugging me constantly for the past few yeas, The Pressure and '''Stress''' FROM the Homosexual Population.<br /> <br /> First off, as I have said OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND '''OVER Infinite Number Of Times''', ''I, “Christopher” Christian “Ricardo” Weston Chandler, AM STRAIGHT.'' '''[[Tomgirl Saga|No Question or Shadow of a Doubt, EVER.]]'''<br /> <br /> I personally respect the individual people as fellow human beings, and I am cool with associating with them as acquaintances and friends, but Please Do Not Wave Around what you do behind closed doors around me; '''NOBODY CARES TO KNOW; I PERSONALLY DO NOT CARE TO KNOW.''' Even within my imagination, I Do Not Care to even have the pictures Randomly Pop up in my head. Every time of such pictures’ appearance, ''I feel Queasy and want to Throw Up.'' I humbly apologize for being offensive, but that is how I feel.<br /> <br /> As a human being, I have no hard feelings conversing and associating with the homosexuals at any time. Individually, they each have a right to their own opinions, perceptions and peaceful lives. I fully understand and respect that.<br /> <br /> ''The only thing that really Grinds My Gears Harshly is being '''Wrongfully Labeled as a Homosexual when I am straight.'''''<br /> <br /> I am aware of the way I [[Speech impediment|stutter]], space my words and all that from the way I talk, but I assure you, that I sometimes have trouble fully comprehending situations and status at first; it sometimes takes me a long while before I can fully comprehend and make an appropriate reaction. In another word, ''I am Sometimes Retarded.''<br /> <br /> And the ONLY REASON I have not had sex yet in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because '''the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY'''; kept down with the ''Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend''. I am not a man who likes confrontations with the guy who has spoken for the woman I’m eying over. And during my High School Years, '''I WAS NAÏVE on the subject of DATING''' (''Bring in Dating Education Classes, and Run them Alongside or Before Sexual Education, and make Dating Education Equally Mandatory)''. [[Honor roll|It had not dawned on me that I NEEDED TO BE DATING until AFTER I had turned Twenty-One-Years Old]], during my Third Year attending Piedmont Virginia Community College.<br /> <br /> And my '''Sonichu and Rosechu Comic Pages'''; again, I understand each individual person has their own perception of things, BUT Contrary to the individual perceptions among some people, '''The Comics, Drawings, and ALL Words ALL HAD NO MEANING OF ANYTHING Homosexual Whatsoever!''' I Personally in Real Life AND in the Comic Pages and all that '''PROMOTE BEING STRAIGHT''', No Question or Shadow of a Doubt.<br /> <br /> All Those of You have Heavily Wrongfully Misunderstood Parts of All the Comic Pages and all that of such.<br /> <br /> '''I, All my Sonichus, Rosechus, and citizens of Cwcville, Virginia, Do Not Appreciate At All Being Wrongfully Labled as homosexuals. IT REALLY INFURIATES ME, Sonichu, Rosechu and EVERYBODY ELSE.'''<br /> <br /> I have also heard of My Sonichu being ''written in College Essays that promote homosexuality.'' And even worse, ''promoting him in the Gay Pride Parades.'' '''WRONG LABELS; STOP WRITING OR PROMOTING ME OR MY CHARACTERS AS SUCH!''' ''[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|ALL Sonichus Are Straight!]] [[Silvana Rosechu|ALL Rosechus Are Straight!]] I Am Straight! My Comics are STRAIGHT COMICS.'' I, Sonichu and Rosechu, '''We Never Want to be part of ANY AND ALL Homosexual-Promoting Papers or Events, because with EVERY ITEM that is created from NOT OF MY OWN HANDS that EVEN Inklings such Wrongful Labelings upon, ME, Sonichu, Rosechu, and ALL MY STRAIGHT CHARACTERS, WE ARE ALL BEING DISREPECTED!'''<br /> <br /> We will Never Take the Misunderstandings, Mislabelings And All The Like Sitting Down.<br /> <br /> I, Personally, would RATHER have a PAINFUL Gender-Change Operation than EVER Turn Homosexual.<br /> <br /> '''So, to reiterate, I, and 96 % of ALL CHARACTERS, are ALL STRAIGHT!''' ''NEVER EVER CALL me, my comics, or any of MY STRAIGHT Characters GAY!''<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;sigh*<br /> <br /> And to conclude, while I personally do not care about the homosexual lifestyle that swift, and I personally respect each individual homosexual person as individual human beings, '''The MAIN thing that really Infuriates Me is being called gay. DO NOT EVER Call Me Gay, or EVER Question My Sexual Orientation.<br /> '''<br /> <br /> ''I, “Christopher” Christian “Ricardo” Weston Chandler, Am Straight. Period.<br /> ''<br /> <br /> Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> On 12 January 2010, Chris again appeared to soften his stance, saying that &quot;I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within CWCville.&quot; However, in the same breath Chris clarified, &quot;gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And [[Magi-Chan]] will stay out of those people's heads under my request.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]&lt;/ref&gt; The reason why gay marriage isn't an &quot;equal relationship right&quot; is not readily apparent.<br /> <br /> ===Defenses against becoming a homo===<br /> [[Image:CWCIsSTRAIGHT.jpg|thumb|According to Chris, heterosexuals defend their sexuality by stomping on [[vibrator]]s and showcasing index cards indicating their straightness on their shoes.]]<br /> It's hard work for a warrior of true love and honesty to stay straight. Chris used many strange and totemic objects, from a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|poster of Sailor Moon]] to his [[Optimus Prime]] toy, to aggressively assert his straightness. Chris has said that he stared at his Sailor Moon poster every day to stave off temptations of homosexuality. The centerfold poster of [[The Simpsons#Marge poster|Marge Simpson's ''Playboy'' edition]] was another of Chris's many defenses against becoming a homo. The fact that she is a married cartoon character does not seem to have dissuaded him. Chris also subscribed to ''Playboy'' to help keep himself straight. You could tell he's straight because when he's explaining what he finds attractive in women it only takes five seconds for him to get around to breasts and china.<br /> <br /> When homosexual (or potentially homosexual) fans sent Chris questions on the CWCipedia asking for tips to STAY STRAIGHT, Chris tended to suggest what essentially amounts to self-brainwashing. Some of his ideas included thinking of naked women and how awesome they are, and imagining being struck by painful lightning whenever a homosexual thought occurs.&lt;ref name=&quot;ReferenceA&quot;/&gt; He also clarified that one needs not buy a Sailor Moon poster in particular; any poster featuring attractive women (preferably in bikinis and looking sexy) will do the trick. He believes these rituals are necessary to &quot;maintain&quot; sexual attraction to women.&lt;ref name=&quot;ReferenceA&quot;&gt;[[Mailbag 3#Hypnotize away the gay|Mailbag #3]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 3#Sexy posters|Mailbag #3]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 4#Dissolving homoerotic thoughts in stomach acid|Mailbag #4]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> Chris has also encouraged women to not [[Alcohol|drink]], [[Tobacky|smoke]], or be physically abused while pregnant, as this could cause the baby to be born homosexual, as if Homosexuality is like Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. &lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 5#Daniel Tammet/Punching your baby will make it gay|Mailbag #5]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris is also convinced that his chances of becoming homosexual have been raised because he did not engage in heterosexual intercourse before maturation,&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education&lt;/ref&gt; hence his oft-stated regret that he did not get [[dating education]] classes in high school, and his recommendation that they be made available for the youth of today. <br /> <br /> Considering the myriad of habits Chris has cultivated which are highly atypical for a straight male, it seems certain that he has been at the very least sexually confused. He is demonstrably very aggressive and insecure about it.<br /> <br /> ==Lesbianism==<br /> Whereas Chris's discomfort with homosexual males has been fairly consistent, his views on lesbianism have wildly vacillated. In Chris's ''Carrie'' rip-off, &quot;[[The High School Story]]&quot;, his Mary Sue character Terrah LeAnne Yowman is ridiculed and accused of being a lesbian by kids at her high school because she hangs around with male friends. As the work serves as a backstory to the villainous [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], Terrah's bullying may have served as a fictional inverse parallel to the endless accusations of homosexuality lodged by Chris' detractors, illustrating Chris' worldview of implied homosexuality as an insult.<br /> <br /> {{quote|She felt angry when she heard &quot;Lesbian&quot;; when called that, she would leave the bully an intimidating [[Creepy stare|glare]] with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a Strong, Straight [[Christian Weston Chandler|Homophobe]] would attack that bully with [[Chris and religion|No Mercy]]; beat the crap out of that person.|&quot;[[The High School Story]]&quot;}}<br /> <br /> On 25 July 2009, Chris produced a [[CWC &quot;Boyfriend&quot;|rambling and nonsensical video]] to the tune of Avril Lavigne's &quot;Girlfriend&quot;. In the middle of the video, Chris sings about the importance of &quot;being straight&quot; and intersperses a &quot;STAY STRAIGHT&quot; caption on a photo of a lesbian couple split in two.<br /> <br /> {{quote|<br /> Hey! Hey! You! You!<br /> I know that you like me!<br /> Hey, you! Hey, you!<br /> You need to be straight, girl!<br /> Hey! Hey! You! You!<br /> I want to be your boyfriend! }}<br /> <br /> Later, Chris would gradually revise his former hard-line attitude against lesbians. In ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', Chris goes out of his way to state that the children of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] are watched over by [[Heather Iglesias]], whom he characterizes as &quot;a pretty, trustworthy, good natured Spanish Lesbian.&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;Cwcipedia: Sonichu&quot;&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Cwcipedia: Sonichu]&lt;/ref&gt; He further mentions that Heather keeps her sexuality a secret from the kids at the request of Sonichu himself.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cwcipedia: Sonichu&quot;/&gt; Chris may have shoehorned a lesbian character into ''Sonichu'' to appear more tolerant, but his attempt comes off as half-hearted in light of his continual derision of gay men and insistence that Heather hide her sexuality. <br /> <br /> In [[Mumble 1]], which took place on the last day of 2009, Chris declared his support for lesbians and reiterated his simultaneous hatred for gay men, stating that he hated [[JERKS]] in general, and how (typically) a porn DVD helped to soften his view on lesbians. In effect, Chris claimed that he supports lesbians because he believes women are beautiful, and hates gay men because men are icky.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Uhh. Pretty much but it's like you know, between lesbians, it's like, hmm, partial [dis]courage. But then it's- but then again, but then between guys instead I would definitely 100% discourage. In my humble opinion...I've uh talked to others before with uh, [[PandaHalo|Sarah]], my uh s-s-Sarah, my girlfriend. I can not be willing to do a threesome with uh two women, but defina- but definitely never with two guys.|Chris, [[Mumble 1]]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Yes, Yes they are- yes they're they're more beautf- they're more beautiful. They're like, they're really- they're truly like works of art in their own way- just like yeah you know, just like you know the statues that uh, were in past times.|Chris, [[Mumble 1]]}}<br /> <br /> On 28 [[March 2013]], Chris posted a public [[Facebook#Gay Marriage |Facebook message]] whining about repeat media coverage of the Supreme Court's [[:wikipedia:Hollingsworth v. Perry|Proposition 8]] and [[:wikipedia:United States v. Windsor|DOMA]] deliberations. In it, he reiterated his support for lesbians and his disapproval of &quot;the damn homosexual males&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Chris the lesbian===<br /> [[File:Chris at a gay bar.jpg|right|thumb|Chris's selfie from a gay bar restroom. Disturbing, but unsurprising.]]<br /> On 14 [[August 2014]], Chris posted on his [[Facebook]] page that he himself was now officially a &quot;lesbian-identified man&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda]]&lt;/ref&gt; He posted a picture of himself holding an LGBT flag. He stated that &quot;I support the LBT fully; the G.[ay] M.[ale]s are fortunate to be on this boat.&quot; On 31 [[October 2014]], Chris spent that [[Halloween]] at a gay bar dressed as a &quot;Groovy 70's Lesbian&quot;,&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2014 Facebook Posts]]&lt;/ref&gt; further evidencing his apparent acceptance of homosexuality, in that visiting a gay bar was [[Chris and hypocrisy|THE thing Chris had specified on multiple occasions that he would never do in his life]].<br /> <br /> However, as anyone who's even mildly aware of sexuality and gender will tell you, a &quot;lesbian male&quot; isn't actually a real thing. Though actual trans women can be lesbians, the idea of a &quot;lesbian-identified male&quot; is just something a guy might google after [[mass debating]], and Chris's citation of ''Yahoo! Answers'' to validate its existence is unpersuasive to say the least. Sexuality seems to be the most powerful governing force in Chris's self-definition, and as such it is perhaps unsurprising that it has changed so dramatically over time, given his utter failure to find his place in the world.<br /> <br /> Through [[2017]], Chris expressed his interest in media ripe with lesbian implications; hinted at to the point in which he fantasizes himself in the act. Prior to his relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], Chris complained of his loneliness by comparing to himself to ''[[Life Is Strange]]'' deuteragonist Chloe Price.<br /> <br /> ==Shifting stance==<br /> [[File:CWC's FB like on news about gay men, April 2017.png|thumb|200px|Chris likes a news item about gay men, April 2017.]]<br /> <br /> Not long after coming out as a &quot;male lesbian,&quot; Chris felt deeply uncomfortable with being perceived as &quot;gay&quot; or &quot;homo,&quot; and in Facebook statements attempted to exclude gay men from his crusade for gender equality. No doubt under the influence of his new sweetheart [[Catherine]] and other gal-pals, Chris retracted these clumsy statements, apologizing for the umpteenth time.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I am accepting of the gays as people, just like most any individual person. Seriously, you all be proud of who you are. All I ask is not to find any reason to feel anger towards anyone of any orientation, race or whatever, based on their individual actions or offense as an individual person of self. Also, please disregard all of my past and Way past thoughts of turning gays straight; that was very wrong of me. I am very sorry about that, and continue to be true and proud of yourselves for who you are, as I am Very Proud of myself for being a Lesbian Transgender (a Female, Lesbian Soul trapped in a male body).|Chris, surprisingly redeemable.&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2014 Facebook Posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> He also announced his support for the Human Rights Campaign, going so far as to say that homophobics &quot;are none other than the Cyber-Bullies and Internet Trolls who put hate on the innocent around the world; Young and Old. Some of which even put pressure on to force you into being something you know fully that you are Not!&quot; Interestingly, his prior notion that all trolls are homosexuals had been completely reversed to the idea that they're all homo''phobes'', illustrating that Chris still believes that any detractor of his is part of an organized movement and [[Chris and his Ego|has personal flaws]].<br /> <br /> However, if the past is any judge, the end of his relationship with Catherine has no doubt caused his homophobia to resurface. He confirmed in late 2014 that despite the fact that comic Chris shares his new gender identity, [[Reldnahc]], his opposite, is still an evil violent homo.&lt;ref&gt;Commissions&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> On 26 [[June 2015]], the Supreme Court upheld the constitutionality of gay marriage. Chris, shockingly enough, reacted very positively towards this:<br /> <br /> {{Quotebox|Congratulations to us all for Nationwide Marriage Equality! If a holiday be made of June 26, 2015, how about ‪#‎PridependenceDay‬!<br /> <br /> Now, I still require my Sweetheart to be my future wife. As a ‪#‎Lesbian‬ ‪#‎Transwoman‬, I do feel I am compatible with Any woman.<br /> <br /> And No, I am not mistaken. I have been genuinely feeling and [[List of Chris's lies|identifying like a woman for about my whole lifetime]]. I never could appreciate the [[JERK|male's]] Neanderthal interests. And I felt more appreciative and comprehending of [[Women's Rights|fashions, makeup, shopping]], [[Chris and remorse|empathy]], identifying feelings and [[Death threats|looking to resolve problems]] [[Sub-episodes|reasonably]].<br /> <br /> Plus, I have a great deal of [[Chris and Anger|self control]], and I can bring good and pleasant [[semen|tidings]] to an all woman party.<br /> <br /> ‪#‎LoveWins‬ ‪#‎OneFamily‬ ‪#‎LGBTQ‬ ‪#‎Pridependence‬ ‪#‎Pride‬}}<br /> <br /> In [[October 2015]], Chris released a [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|video]] in which he apologizes for his past homophobic statements and iterates that he is now supportive of male homosexuals, while still drilling the point home that Sonichu and Rosechu are straight. He almost simultaneously [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] [[Sonichu 10]] and replaced the fictional gay epidemic with a bizarre [[Nombie-zazis|Nazi zombie]] premise, which still has homophobic implications given the context of the comic.<br /> <br /> ==Chris the Homo==<br /> <br /> {{main|Chris and sexuality}}<br /> <br /> In [[April 2018 social media posts#I'm bisexual|April 2018]], Chris came full circle, revealing that he now likes [[Duck|ducks.]] Later that same month, he recorded himself [[Dick Licker; that is I.|licking pictures of penises that he drew on the wall]].<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> {{CWCipedia|chris=Homosexuality}}<br /> <br /> * [[Chris and religion]]<br /> * [[Chris and sex]]<br /> * [[Chris and sexuality]]<br /> * [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]]<br /> * [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]<br /> * [[Gay 4 Sonichu]]<br /> * [[It's UGH!]]<br /> * [[Magi-Chan]]<br /> * [[Reldnahc Naitsirhc]]<br /> * [[SLGBTQ]]<br /> * [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]<br /> * [[Tomgirl]]<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Homos]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=226294 2019-03-09T04:37:02Z

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Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Duck&diff=226245 2019-03-08T02:31:16Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Curve.JPG|center]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp.|Chris, on his duck.&lt;ref&gt;[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!|Chris, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]}}<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&quot;&gt;[[Image: Duck_edited.jpg|200px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> '''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s [[ego|own]] penis. (The genitalia of other [[JERKS|males]], and [[Silvana|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickles]].) This neologism was originally thought to be a misspelling of &quot;dick&quot;, but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 8]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Chris and his duck==<br /> <br /> {{quote|Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!|Chris, displaying his love-hate relationship with his penis to [[Colin]].}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Loch Ness.jpg|thumb|left|180px|Indeed a monster.]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:BentDuck.jpg|thumb|right|Another example of a bent duck]]<br /> <br /> Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes|horrifying 45° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee|Chordee]]. It may also have been a botched circumcision, although this is unlikely. Further damage could have resulted from when Chris [[Cwcsicle|stuck his duck in the ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate Jackass.<br /> <br /> Chris proudly claims his penis is six inches (15 cm) long.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris humps his PS3]]&lt;/ref&gt; He even [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_the_CWCki#8_May.2C_03:09_-_03:16|edited]] the CWCki at one point to remove a bit of piping that suggested otherwise. In spite of this, [[Nudes|visual evidence]] suggests it is at least an inch shorter (five inches being closer to the average size), and Chris [[Obesity|readily lies]] about the dimensions of his body. In a Let's Read of the 'Giant Penis' comic, one reader speculates that the penis is about 3 inches long (7.5 cm). This is possible, considering Chris did indeed trace his duck onto the paper at the request of Ivy, and more than likely he used standard computer paper- 8.5 inches by 11 inches- and the duck looks to be about 1/3 the paper width<br /> <br /> Chris at least concedes that his penis is of no more than average size, which is a source of some insecurity for him. In [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png|an e-mail]] to [[Evan]] during their feud over [[Simonla Rosechu]], he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: &quot;There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you.&quot; In [[Kacey Call 11]], Chris asked Kacey for details as to the size of Liquid Chris's penis and expressed regret that his own was not as large. He once attempted to enlarge it with [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 8]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Toward the very end of his [[Jackie E-mails 23|communications with Jackie]], Chris claimed that his penis has grown larger and straightened itself out since it was last photographed for public consumption. Determining the likelihood of this occurrence will be left as an exercise for the reader. At any rate, this claim was disproven in the [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] [[:File:TG20.jpg|images]], leaked in [[April 2011]], wherein his penis is still visibly bent and the same size it always was.<br /> <br /> Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his [[Wikipedia:pubic hair|pubic hair]]. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case, it just draws attention to the abundant pubic fat surrounding his genitalia. This can not be described as an attractive effect.<br /> <br /> When he announced the alleged loss of his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] on [[Facebook]], Chris claimed his sex partner praised his duck for its size, saying it was the biggest she had ever seen, and put all past partners to shame. This sex partner was later confirmed to be a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]],&lt;ref&gt;[[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Other_documents#Chris.27s_wingman]]&lt;/ref&gt; so while it is likely that she said it, its sincerity was dubious to say the least.<br /> <br /> It seems that, as of 2014, Chris [[Un-clit|now actively ''despises'' his own duck]] in the wake of his coming out as &quot;Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser&quot;. It is common for (legitimate) transsexuals to detest their own genitalia, which they perceive as incorrect, and in fact, he even uses a homemade device to hold it in. However, the fact that Chris loathes ALL penises is more indicative of issues with his sexuality than with his gender.<br /> <br /> Coincidentally, real-life ducks are known for their horrifying, twisted penises.<br /> <br /> ==References by Chris==<br /> [[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and his duck in the comics. Traced for authenticity&lt;ref&gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;A#Comics]]&lt;/ref&gt;]]<br /> [[Image:1256079873949.jpg|thumb|Anatomical analysis of the duck.]]<br /> *One of the annotations from [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]] is &quot;MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!&quot;<br /> *In his final [[SingStar_Challenge#Video_11|SingStar Challenge]] song, &quot;[[SingStar Challenge Round 5|Smell Yo Dick]]&quot; (as chosen by [[CChanSonichuCWC]]), he attempts to [[Chris and hypocrisy|circumvent his own rules]] about not changing lyrics by saying ''duck'' instead of ''dick.''<br /> *Chris occasionally forgoes substituting the word &quot;duck&quot; for &quot;dick&quot; when he is talking dirty with a gal-pal (such as in one of the [[Kacey]] chats) or angry (in one of the [[White Knight emails]], he referred to how trolls made fanart featuring [[Rosechu]] with &quot;an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, DICK!!!!!!!&quot;)<br /> *In an [[IRC (24 October 2008)|IRC chat]] from October 2008, Chris said, concerning [[Jimmy Hill]], &quot;I hope he loses his duck.&quot; This is an unusual example of Chris using &quot;duck&quot; to refer to a penis not his own.<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references /&gt;<br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Nudes]]<br /> * [[Pickle]]<br /> * [[Comeuppance]]<br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> [[Category:CWC-isms]]<br /> [[Category:Physical characteristics]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Count_Dankula&diff=226185 2019-03-06T02:41:37Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Markus Meechan''', better known as '''Count Dankula''', is a Scottish [[YouTube]]r. He is known for achieving major press coverage for posting a video where his girlfriend's pug does the [[Idea Guy|Nazi salute]] in response to him shouting Nazi phrases out loud. <br /> <br /> ==Interview==<br /> The interview was initially teased by [[Kiwi Farms]] owner Null two days before, when he posted: &quot;A YouTube/broader Internet celebrity with a large audience is interviewing Chris on Tuesday. If you have any requests put them in now&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-interviews.35683/page-12#post-3422382&lt;/ref&gt; Like [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A 1]], the questions were from user requests. <br /> <br /> Some highlights include Chris saying that he physically travels to [[CWCville]] and other [[My Little Pony|fictional cartoon]] and [[Pokémon|video games]] locations through [[Chris and reality|portals that open up before him]], and claiming that his homemade [[S-Chu Ball]] is physical evidence of something he brought back from the other side. Another claim Chris makes is that he, his father [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and serial killer [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Bundy Ted Bundy] are/were half-[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] in real life. Most troubling of all is that Chris claims that serial killer Ted Bundy did not kill anyone, was innocent of all those crimes, was working undercover to find who the real murderer was, and was framed for the murders – all ideas he got from [[Idea Guy]]. Also, at some moments of the interview, he randomly starts making weird sounds in a way to be funny,(reminiscent of The Three Stooges) despite the fact he looks creepy doing it, even Dankula asks him if he is alright. <br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = A Chat With Chris-Chan<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|ijGuu_qq2ic}}<br /> | stardate = 5 [[June 2018]]<br /> | subject = {{Comics|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{BlueClopperShirt|text}}<br /> | saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Copitz#Deleted Scenes|Deleted Scenes]]<br /> | next = [[Send Me to Too Many Games Convention!]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs nervously''] And-uh... here we are... eh-Chri— [''laughs''] Chris-chan. It is amazing to actually finally be able to meet you. How are you doing? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm doing okay. How are you?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'm f—<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''interrupts''] Live on [[Wikipedia:Space Ghost Coast to Coast|''Space Ghost Coast to Coast'']]!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs''] Well-uh, I've been trying to get this interview set up for quite a little while. Uh-you're someone that I have actually watched for a good number of years. Umm, obviously, you know that a lot of the internet are very interested in you, so I'm going to do my best to make sure this interview isn't like all the other interviews you've had, where the interviewers have been pretty lame and they haven't dove too much into you. So, I'm going to try and go into areas that some people may not have spoken about. So I do have a few questions lined up of a few things that I'm pretty interested in hearing about. Uh, mainly about CWCville. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Is—<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''interrupts''] Yes?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; One of the... one of the main things that I've... from what I've read, and some of the things I've seen is that you believe CWCville itself is a completely real place.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''assuredly''] It is a real place!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; As well... and all the characters within CWCville are also real.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; and well— And one thing that I've heard as well is-uh... you believe that you can actually travel to CWCville.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, I do believe so.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, that's fine-um. So, what is it that actually makes CWCville a real place?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, right now, it exists in another dimension. And realistically, it's the l-in northern part of [[Virginia]]!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Th-CWCville's in the northern part of Virginia?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ya.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, you can actually travel there?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh-not in this world, but I can get... but... I have a way of which I'll be able to get there from this world to over there in that world.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; How-how is it you actually travel there then? Just-just curious.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, we're still working on th-getting the bugs out of it. Among which, I've [[Wikipedia:Astral projection|astral projected]] there. Your accent is quite infectuous [sic].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs''] Thanks very much. I tr-I try my best to speak clearly whenever I'm on [[YouTube]], because-uh my accent's very thick and sometimes people-uh have trouble understanding what I'm saying [''laughs'']. So-um, just to clarify as well. You can reach CWCville through astral projection then? So it's like, with meditation, kind of, you can reach CWCville.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. So, any g—<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's the easiest way of visiting at least.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, I've got you. Umm... and so, obviously, if you go to CWCville, all the characters will be there. All the characters are actually real.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, well... just as-is there any... Just... I'm just asking. Is there any evidence that you have that proves that CWCville is a real place?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It exists. I can give you-I can show a few things that I've actually gotten from there.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; If-if you want to show them on the stream. Yeah, that would be good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I have an [[S-Chu Ball]] for one thing [''shows ball off to camera'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Did you get that from CWCville?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's interesting. That's amazing. Well, se-see how you... Have you travelled to CWCville before, yourself?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yep. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; You have? Umm... can anyone travel to CWCville? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hmm... Currently, the majority can travel to CWCville through meditation and astral projection. But for th-when the proper visitation rights happen, we're working on the portal, eh?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. Okay. So, do you need to get special permission then, before you can enter CWCville?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''sighs''] We're going through-we're still going through a whole bunch of red tape there, but yeah. Pretty much.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, right, I've got you then. So then would CWCville essentially have-uh, a bit of an immigration policy then? Only certain people would be allowed in?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. Too many people from this world could take great advantage of the things, and try to make things go wrong. Very, very bad. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; I completely understand where you're coming from. Umm... So, when you actually travel to CWCville, wh-what do you do while you're there? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I help watch over things, I help defend the city when need be. And I definitely see over the laws and things.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. Because you're the mayor.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh... I'm pretty much the big leader, I'm the head honcho, I'm the creator and the chronicler. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, okay. So, obviously you created this place. So, would-would essentially, you'd be a little bit higher than the leader then, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you be the god since you literally created the place?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, no. I am not a god, because the [[Chris and religion|God]] creates everything. I only created a portion. I do not create ''all'' things. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, that's fair enough, that's very humble. And when you're in CWCville, who do you speak to in particular? What characters from the Sonichu/CWCville universe, who do you speak to?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I talk to the... I talk to my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], and all the others of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|my species]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, what do you talk about?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; About... I'm half [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; You're half Sonichu? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So is it... Sonichu, sort of, like part of yourself, almost like a split personality type of thing, or is it like an alter ego? [''the Count seems to be confused between Sonichus as a species and Sonichu the individual'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You see me transform in the books, eh? It's pretty much like that. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. So, are you yourself Sonichu? When you go to CWCville, do you transform into Sonichu or are you still—<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I-I go there, I go there, I'm human, and then I can transform into my [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, right, I understand now. That's fine, that's interesting. And umm... and one thing that I've sort of read about you as well is you feel that all other cartoon universes, so things like American Dad, [[My Little Pony]], so on and so on, they're all actually real places as well? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, they are.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; And all the characters there are actually real?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; But they... do they exist sort of in the same dimension as the Sonichu universe, or do they have their own dimension? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Some universes. Some of them actually do have an alternate dimension, like Steven Universe where World War II never happened.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's a whole different dimension right there. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, I understand then. So, some of them exist in the same dimension, some of them are different, but do you get to all of them by the same method?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh. Among which, a whole dimensional portal and everything, yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. So is it, different portals or different kinds of meditation will take you to different universes?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Get you—<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Get you physically there. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nice one. That's interesting. Now, see... in regards to CWCville itself. Now obviously, you are the creator, you're the one that creates the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], you draw them all up, and you create the story of CWCville. Now... what would happen to CWCville if you just stopped creating the comics? Like—<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; E-Everybody still continues on living their lives as normal, like... like you or me. Our stories still continue on as long as we live. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's—<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And pretty much, uhh, what I've written and, what I've written and chronicled, yeah? Among which that definitely happened beyond my own power and authority of pen and paper, but then also some of it... had already happened and I just was able to get the history in my mind all the way directly from there. It's a whole psychic process, eh?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. So, uhh, what would happen to CWCville after you're gone, would the CWCville universe just continue regardless? It would just keep going?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It would, it would keep going, yes... [''speaking like a showman''] The show must go on!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Laughs''] Well, moving on from CWCville, that has been some really interesting stuff that you've actually told me about, but just to go a bit more into sort of personal things about your life, I have read an awful lot into you, but I'm... Let me try and keep things as positive as I absolutely can, now, it's just that some people are really interested in your relationship with [[Bob|your father]], and it's just to find out what are some of the fondest memories you have of your father?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh, well let's just see, eh? That's quite a bit to think about. I'd say among which, definitely, the road trips and him taking me to a park or two, and just enjoying the scenery and all. <br /> [[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|The dreaming studio]]<br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's really nice. Umm, I know your dad had something, was it called the dreaming studio?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh, yes, that's a workshop in the backyard.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Umm, did you and your dad ever make anything together in there? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh, a few do-it-yourself projects.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Was it just like woodworking, stuff like that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, what did you make?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Exhales''] I don't remember.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Was it a long time ago? Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Too long, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nah, that's absolutely fair enough. I know that another question, as well, that a lot of people are interested in is, eh, have you ever been to [[Wikipedia:Walt Disney World|Disney World]] or any other theme parks? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; No. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; You've never been to theme parks?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I've been to a theme park before, but I've definitely never gone out of state to go to a theme park.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright, what kind of rides were your favorite? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh, I like the... I like the roller coaster, I like the ferris wheel, I like the spinning-go-round where you're sp- you're... you're inside the [incomprehensible], you're spinning around and around, and you come out all dizzy. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah. You're braver than me, uhh, I went-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Laughs loudly'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Chuckles''] I went on a roller coaster once when I was twelve, and it made me sick, and I've never been on one again ever since. [''Shakes head''] I'm scared of roller coasters.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I t-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Laughs'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I tell you the trick? You find your center when you're feeling dizzy. You just... you ride the dizziness in your brain, you find the center in your brain and you ride with it. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Laughs again''] I'll keep that in mind. And uhh, another question that quite a few people are interested in is, ehm, who... What can you tell us about... Is it Maggie-Chan?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, [[Magi-Chan]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; M... Magi-Chan, sorry, umm, who is Magi-Chan? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uhh, he is our... He is our resident major powerful psychic/electric type Sonichu. Amongst the special 59. There are 59 of us special Sonichus and Rosechus out of the thousands they emitted from the [[rainbow]] of [[Sonichu chronology#2003|February 3, two thousand... [''thinks''] three]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Ah, right, and what's your relationship to Magi-Chan?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Throughout my entire life, he's a lot older than you think. Hmm. And definitely as old as I had mentioned on [[Twitter]] earlier, but anyway... [''widens eyes''] He was my guardian angel my whole life. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So... So has he been around a lot longer than the CWCville universe, then? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Quite so, even a lot longer than me. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Really? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So well, what is it that he does? Does he just sort of look out for you in the real world, and even in CWCville?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; He looks out for everyone in CWCville, he looks out for me, he looks out for a lot of us people. And he's my loving, devoted husband. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you're... You're married to Magi-Chan as well? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So what's uhh... What's your relationship with Magi-Chan like, then?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Really good. We have a good... We have a good relationship between us, good communication and everything. [''Smiles'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's really good then, how long have you been married for? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; We've been married since March 26, this year. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Congratulations, I'm actually getting married myself.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Heh. Congratulations to you. I'm also married to my [[Cryzel Rosechu]], we got married on the same day. We're polyamorous.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; P... Polyamorous... relationship? [''Visibly confused'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Very progressive. Umm... So, I understand one of the things about your past is your [[Love Quest]], you were obviously looking to find a partner, and uhh... Some people made fun of you for it, which I find very unfair because, you know, finding a life partner is everyone's goal, to be honest, you were just a lot more vocal about it. So... <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So you being married to these two characters, does that mean that you've completed your Love Quest, then? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Pretty much, yes. Because it turns out, uhh, I was destined for this relationship, and that's why my past relationships, real and fictional, with the theoretical exes that were trolls and bullies that pretend to be women, that's why they all failed. Because I was destined for this [''forces a smile''] [[Lovely Weather|lovely relationship]]. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's... That's amazing, that's really good, so like, do any of them exist in the real world, or do they only exist in the CWCville universe, I know you said Magi-Chan...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; They exi-... They exi-... They exist in this world, they exist in that world, they exist everywhere.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. And so, so they...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; They just come... They come from there, they come from here, they use a portal and whatnot to get from there to here.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. And are any of them with you right now? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh yes, they're all with... A lot of them are... A few of them are with my, currently my hubby and my honey. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's good, umm... This is something I've kept track of for a long time, so I'm actually pretty happy that you've completed your Love Quest. Congratulations.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes. Yes, thank you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; And, uhh, one thing that you brought up as well was one of the main things that I did want to speak about, is, in your past you have had people troll you, I would probably go as far as to say that you have been one of the most trolled people on the internet, and I'm... I'm kind of known for being a bit of a troll myself, I like to make fun of people, I like to take the piss out of people, but there is a line that people shouldn't cross. I feel if you're trolling someone, you shouldn't affect their real life, and you have had some really really bad things happen to you in the past, things that even to me are things that really cross the line. And it has had a really bad effect on you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mhmm.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; And stuff, like you said people in the past pretended to be women, tricking you into falling in love with them, and I-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mhmm...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; I know one of them was BlueSpike, and I thought what BlueSpike did particularly was absolutely disgusting. I thought what he did to you was terrible.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Mhmm. [''Covering face'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. I'm sorry, I don't mean to upset you, Chris, I would... If you don't want me to talk about it, I won't talk about it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's all right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Okay, I'm very sorry, I'll move on from that, I just uhh... I just wanted to make it clear that some of the stuff that's happened to you is very very unfair<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; And just so you know, we don't... Not everyone laughs at what happened to you.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; I just wanted you to know that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, thank you. If there's anything positive I'd like for everybody who, say, gets trolls or bullies out there on the internet, definitely just ignore them and try and move on with your lives for yourself offline and uhh... Just try to do good for yourself, be emotionally positive for yourself, because the most important person you could love, or who loves you, is yourself.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's a good and wholesome message, that's really good. But like, those were just some of the main questions that people wanted to go over but I'm quite happy that you keep talking about CWCville cause it seems that CWCville is obviously a passion it's what you're most active about and you love doing.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, that and my species of Sonichus and Rosechus.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;So what's next in the CWCville storyline then? What's next to happen?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; We're still developing, it's ongoing. I'm still working on the Ninth star book, and after that I'm working on book 14, which is... we're end up going further into Graduon's story.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; And what's going to happen there, or do you not- do you not want to give away too much of the story there? Do you want to keep it a secret?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, essentially we go- we talk about Graduon's history, and how he came to be here and there, and uh... at this point pretty much coming back to Earth in the Metal Sonichu body and what happens after that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Nice one. It's interesting. So, in regards to then, obviously you're in a polyamorous relationship. Do you plan on having kids?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Eventually yes. That is definitely part of the destiny.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Do you have a destiny planned out for yourself?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The destiny was planned out for me without my knowledge.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Laughs''] Was that- was that Magi-Chan that did that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; For so many years I didn't even know until most recently, but yeah. It's all good.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's good then. What are you... what are you doing with yourself in the real world anyway? You just sitting making comics and stuff, or you just doing your drawings? What else are you doing in the real world?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, I didn't understand the question.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, sorry, just... In the real world, like where you are just now, like outside of CWCville, do you have any future plans or anything or are all of your plans centered on CWCville? Basically is all that matters or of the real world.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't know much about future plans right now, except for what I've learned recently about the uh... about my destiny and everything, so I'm pretty much just going with the flow, and doing as I go, which it actually kind of works out. Being pretty much in the present.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well that's good then. So, I'm just trying to- it's some of the things you've said about CWCville with like- I'm fascinated, mainly about the dimensions type of thing but like... It's just that I'm interested in about the travel, like how often do you actually travel to CWCville?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I'd say most daily.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Daily? How long do you spend there?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, about like a few hours at the moment?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Does it... does it work in the same way like, for example, if you travel to CWCville and you're there for two hours, does two hours pass in the real world?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, the time difference is one to one.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, so it's the same amount of time. Right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; It's fair enough. I'm just- so what else do you- what else is it that you do there? Do you just talk to everyone, like, do you have a house in CWCville that you live in?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yes, I have a place that I live in there.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. And do you live there with your wife and husband then there?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. We're pretty much mostly still here- still here at the time, and we're going to end up being mostly over there much later on.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; No, that's fair enough. And I totally- It's weird that I totally get where you're coming from. Is there anything else, like, about CWCville, that you think people would find interesting? We've got about 3,000 people watching just now and they're finding it pretty interesting. Is there anything else you want to tell them that, you know, not many people know that you think they'd be interested in?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Sighs''] Well, I definitely so much more to CWCville that meets the eye. And, by the way, Pallet Town where Ash Ketchum came from, as well as Viridian City is clearly south of CWCville.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So is the Pokémon Universe in the same dimension as CWCville?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's cool, cause I fucking love [[Pokémon]]. I love Pokémon, I don't care how old I am. I love Pokemon. [''Laughs''] And so, do you travel to Pallet Town as well then when you're in CWCville?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Just nearby, so... we got Oak down there, we also have our own Pokemon professor in the city of CWCville as well. Anyways, it's all good, it's fine. But also you think a character that's on [''Stutters''] you think a character or person is fictional in this world, they exist in that dimension or in a sister dimension, once again like Stephen Universe is in that different dimension where World War 2 never happened.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. Did World War II happen in the CWCville universe?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; It happened there?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, this one's pretty much... the sister dimension to this world where we're living in right now, you and me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. [''pauses in awe''] I have so many questions! So, so you've got-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; So many questions, so little time.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; I know, I know, I'm sorry, but like... So, CWCville itself has its own Pokémon professor, so there's obviously Pokémon in CWCville that you can catch.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, and Sonichus and Rosechus are definitely in the family, you know, between the evolution of [[Rosey]]- Rosechu-[[Vamprosa]]; [[Sonee]]-[[Sonichu]]-[[Metonic]]... They're all official Pokemon, and there's literally over 1,000 Pokémon in existence and registered officially in the Pokédex over there that are not yet chronicled in this world in the games and everything. And Sonichu is number 982.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, those Pokémon that exist in the CWCville universe that haven't yet come into the games in the real world.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; You mustn't not- You don't have to call it CWCville universe, because it essentially is the neutral sister dimension universe to our world here where everybody exists pretty much.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So out of all the cartoon or comic universes that exist, CWCville is the one that's most closely related to the one that we're in now?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well you have pretty much CWCville, but there's also [[The Simpsons|Springfield]], [[Family Guy|Quahog]], the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live there, and even [[Transformers|Cybertron]] exists there. And [[My Little Pony|Canterlot High School]] with a portal to Equestria.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, so they're all deeply-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; In the same dimension!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So we're all in the same dimension as these other worlds?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, the only difference is that pretty much... we can't see it in this world or our reality, but we open our minds and we can see what would be invisible in this world, but it's fully visible there in that dimension. And the Gamindustri and all the CPUs are there.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. Who are the CPUs?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; The Console Patron Units. ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; What do they do? I don't know what they are. Sorry.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;[''Pause''] You gotta get in on this.'' Hyperdimension Neptunia'' this is , the games been around for many years, the CPUs are the goddesses, there's a religion around them and everything. And there's like a 12 episode anime for them that covers at least the basics about them.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, right, okay. So when you mention the other worlds like obviously Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers and stuff like that, do you travel to those worlds too?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh, among which I can project myself to there, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Oh, obviously because you're the creator of CWCville, is it- it's obviously much easier for you to get to CWCville than it is to these other worlds.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, pretty much among which, it just takes a little bit more effort for me to get to most anywhere else.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, what other worlds have you travelled to?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I've definitely been to Equestria.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; You mean Equestria, Is that the My Little Pony one?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alright, so what did you do when you were there?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... just pretty much, diplomatic things.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, do these other worlds, do they have like diplomatic relations with each other then, do you sort of act as a diplomat between the worlds? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Among which, and an ally. I try to be as good a friend as I can be. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, so is it to sort of like to maintain peace or something? Cause it usually- whenever diplomats are involved, it's because worlds might not like each other. So do any of these worlds, you know, sort of...<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't know the full- I don't know the total history, but there have been some conflicts among which in the past that have been previously chronicled in the animated, the live action, the anime series, and the comic books and manga and literature books and everything. It's all- a bunch of it- a lot of it's chronicled in our world, so what I don't know you can pretty much read about it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, so have some of cartoon worlds, then, have they like gone to war with each other before?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh... like I said, I don't know the full history, but I would go with among which... yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Do you know which ones? If you don't know it's fine.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I don't know. I don't know the totality of it all just yet. I only know, like... you know, this, that amount here and there. I don't know everything, its still a big world over there, just like this one.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, is it- sorry.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And then the big universe that surrounds it. Even [[Planet Dolan]] is there.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Planet Dolan, is that- is that in its own universe as well? That's the YouTuber isn't it, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, but I'm talking about the actual [[Planet Dolan]] with all the characters from Planet Dolan actually exist like Melissa the Bird, and... PringleTheOne and Nixxiom and Hellbent and Dolan. Dolan himself. The character Dolan!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; That's amazing. So like, has CWCville ever been at war with any other cartoon worlds? Has there been problems or any kind of aggression or anything like that? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Not that I'm fully aware of, but I'm sure there have been a few differences here and there.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So obviously your job is to make sure, like you act as the diplomat so you try and make sure that everything stay peaceful?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah. And I have my own bunch of powers as well, so it works.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So, what powers is it that you have?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Electric, Magic, Psychic... I'm still learning.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So do these powers work in the real world or is this only when you travel to these other worlds?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; They're still in development. They partially work in this world.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right. Is there anything more you want to tell me about your powers? What is it, specifically that you can-?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''Hesitates''] Um, let's just leave it at... uh, I don't want to divulge too much right now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;No that’s, that’s completely fine. Thats okay. So, who is it that teaches you your powers, is it Magi-Chan?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Um, among others, yes. I have many a teacher help me figure my powers out.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;Are these all people that exist within- they’re characters within the CWCville?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Among which, yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;That’s interesting. Um… [stunned silence]<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Let’s move on to another topic.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;No. No that’s no problem, that’s fine. I’m just trying to- It’s just lot a bit of travel between the worlds thing. It’s just- Do you do it from your bedroom? Is it, like a mental thing? You’ve mentioned portals before, do you actually- when you say a portal, is it like a portal in your mind or does an actual portal open in front of you that you walk through?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;An actual portal.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;An actual portal. And do you just open it in your bedroom and just walk through it?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Um, from my bedroom, anywhere… Let’s not divulge too much right now.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;No, it’s- I totally understand. You wouldn’t want- you wouldn’t want people figuring it out and trying to cause problems. Ehm… It’s something I may try it. But don’t worry, I’ll [''laughs''] I may try it myself. [''continues laughing'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;You may wanna go find- you may wanna go find somebody else who knows more about portal making than I do.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;It’s okay, it’s okay, I won’t ask you to teach me. Well… One thing that we can do is here, I’ll have a look and see if anybody has submitted any questions in the Superchat, see if there’s anything else that we can get here. It’ll just be a moment and I’ll read through these.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Okay.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;Dadadadada, just trying to find… anything here. While I’m looking for this, are you going to any [[conventions]] or anything like that this year? Are you going to Comic Con or anything?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yeah, I’m going to BarneyCon later this year.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;BronyCon. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yup. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;That’s cool. I’m probably going to ComicCon myself.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;BronyCon’s quite close to home, just like a pretty much a two hour drive from here.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;I’m all the way over in Scotland.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;[''horrible Scottish accent''] Oh, is that where you are? I thought your accent was quite genuine to be a Scottish accent, eh?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;[''laughs''] Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;I’m like wh- I found on [[CWC Ancestry|23AndMe]] that I am 100% European. I think there was a little Scottish in there, although I’m mostly British. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;Was it British, ah, Scots are, we’re an interesting people. You know we got ginger hair and bad tempers, that’s usually what makes you Scottish. [''laugh''s]<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Eh, people are colorful like that. Everybody’s got their honest interests and everything. And that’s fi- You know it’s funny, 23AndMe I did find me a point one- less than point 1 percent… Ashkenazi. Jewish. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;Ashkenazi Jewish. <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Who knew? Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;That’s interesting.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; And my ancestry go all the way- and my ancestors were from Africa, so there’s possibly a little bit of [[niggo|black]] in me too. [''black stereotype impression''] What’chu say me homie? [''Fat Albert impression''] Hey hey hey!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''bursts out laughing''] Umm... Just, I'm just double checking here. I'm trying to find... I'm not really finding any questions... Oh, someone's actually asked one here. What type of food is in CWCville? Like, is it just the same food you would get here, or is it different?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I’d say it’s the same amou- type of cuisine we get here, yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Is there anything new that you can only get in CWCville?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Not that I’m aware of yet. 'Cept possibly maybe [[CWC Cola|CWC brand Cola]].<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; CWC brand cola?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Or CWC brand anything.[''laughs'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So CWCville’s got its own brands of things as well.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Why not, it’s “CWC” enough to go with my initials.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; [''laughs''] I’m just-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; It’s about as unique as Zap Apple Jam from Equestria.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, so they’ve got like- they’ve got their own sort of products and CWCville has its own products as well.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Eh, give or take. They’re mostly similar.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Someone’s actually asked a very good question. How does CWCville’s political system work? Cause I know that you’ve mentioned before there’s the mayor and the leaders. Is there other things does it have a senate? Or anything, you know a congressman? <br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;I don’t know too much about politics, I’m just… I would say that they elect themselves… I’d say it’s similar, and they work along the political system of the rest of the country.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;Right, so is it just like- it’s not just one leader of CWCville, there’s obviously a group you know-<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;There’s like a staff underneath the mayor part as well.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;And then they advise? They obviously advise the mayor on decisions and things like that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yes.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; So what kind of decisions do they make? Is it just sort of things like opening a new park or something like that? Is it just those kind of decisions like sort of, you know, standard government decisions?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yeah, pretty much.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Fair enough, that’s quite cool. One thing that people are asking as well, um… this is something that I’ve actually never heard of, so I don’t know if this is actually true. Someone is saying to me you have a brother?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; A brother?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Yeah, I have two half brothers. That’s [[Joseph Cole Smithey]] over in New York City and Dr. [[David Alan Chandler]] over here in Virginia in the [[Richmond]] area, and my half sister [[Carol Chandler]]…Although she might have gotten married by now…I don’t know if she changed her last name or not.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Alrighty, Do you still speak to them? Or do you stay in contact?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Uh… very rarely nowadays. They pretty much close- they closed themselves off from me.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Well, why did they do that?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; I’d say, they, well… To put it rather bluntly, I’d say Cole knows my mother, knows our mother quite too well. She’s always saying he’s not fond of her like that. And same possibly can be said of Alan and Carol of our father. And they just assumed distance themselves from, uh from- my from… their dad and our mom and just… uh, you know typical, like, the older brother from ''[[Wikipedia:Malcolm in the Middle|Malcolm in the Middle]]''.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right, right yeah that’s fine. So just sort of family disputes? It wasn’t really you or anything, it was just members of the family falling out with each other?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Pretty much, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yeah, don’t worry I completely understand that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yup. That’s the story, and we live with it.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;That’s fine, I’ve got similar stuff myself, don’t you worry. I’ve got a cousin who absolutely refuses to talk to me anymore.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;I got cousins in Red Oak who refuse to talk to even my mother anymore.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt; Really? Mine doesn’t talk to me for political reasons, but let’s not go into that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Right.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;I’m just gonna have…<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;There’s three things you don’t talk about in general public; Religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;The Great Pumpkin? What’s the Great Pumpkin?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;What, you never watched ''[[Peanuts]]''? Charlie Brown?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;Oh, yeah I think I remember something about that, yeah. I think I seen that when I was like a child. Like I was really young I think when I last watched that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;It’s fun to go back and watch the old cartoons you used to watch, reminisce. Feels-little, young once again, be like [''child impression''] Oh yeah, I’m familiar with this, I’ve seen it before, it’s still funny.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;I watched, like when I was growing up I watched [[Pokémon]], ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'', and ''[[Transformers]]'', and [[Wikipedia:Street Sharks|''Street Sharks'']] as well. I used to watch Street Sharks all the time when I was younger. I had all the action figures and everything… I loved Street Sharks.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt; Hm. That’s cool.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;I’m just trying to… see if there’s any other questions… a lot of people are asking as well see because World War 2, you say happened in CWCville.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;So obviously, as Pokémon exist in CWCville, were Pokémon involved in the war?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;I can’t say.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;That’s fine. I hope they weren’t cause that sounds horrible. I really hope they weren’t.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;I think it was more of a human on human thing in that battle.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;That’s okay then. I don’t like the idea of Pokémon getting killed, so I hope it was just human on human.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yeah, I would believe so, yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;That’s okay then.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yeah, let’s leave it at that.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yeah. I’m just trying to… double check a few things. I think, I’m not really seeing a lot of valid questions coming in through on the Superchat. So…<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Hey Simplechat, give us simple questions, simple minds!<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yeah, good questions, like actual good questions. Ones that will actually be interesting, please… While I’m waiting on stuff like that, I’m trying to think of what else I could actually ask you about CWCville. Cause I’m absolutely fascinated. It’s weird, cause I have a million things that I want to know, I just can’t put them into words.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;[''Imitates car honking while holding up toy car. Laughs'']<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;[''laughs''] So like, see in order for something to become part of the CWCville universe, do you have to actually physically draw the comic, or as soon as the thought enters into your head, does it, is that it? It becomes part of the CWCville universe? Do you need to draw it or do you just need to think it?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;Uhmm…I think it’s pretty much I have to… I pretty much… I have to fully think it and assess it. And like, you know, want it. And then it would become into existence.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;Yeah.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;And of course, you know the expression. Necessity… cre- necessity is the mother of invention.<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#FF0000&quot;&gt;'''Count:'''&lt;/font&gt;That’s true, that’s very, very true. You know, a thing as well, people are interested in- A good question actually came through there- if you could just sort of describe just an average day in your life. Just, from when you wake up in the morning, what do you do?<br /> <br /> &lt;font color=&quot;#0033FF&quot;&gt;'''Chris:'''&lt;/font&gt;I have a granola bar, I have a Monster Energy Tea to wake myself up. That’s at about 8:30 in the morning. I have a bit of breakie, I do what I feel like I would- I would try to get some drawing or whatever my current project is that I’m working on, or whatever happens to pop up in the day, and I have various things pop up that really keep me busy. It’s various, and… it can get-it can just get quite frustrating for me. But anyways, uh, typical day… So let’s say definitely among the drawings , so drawing for a while, I have lunch, I draw some- and color some more and then I have when I’m- dinner, and then I would take it and I would, like, come about 9 o'clock, I take a shower and then I get ready and go to bed.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and journalism]]<br /> <br /> {{FanChats}}<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Copitz|Copitz interview]]|nextlink=[[Send Me to Too Many Games Convention!]]}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]<br /> [[Category:Interview videos]]<br /> [[Category:People]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mary_Lee_Walsh&diff=225375 2019-01-31T00:17:02Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{Honest}}<br /> {{Template:DeadLinks}}<br /> {{quote|You're not gonna get a [[Girlfriend]], this way or any way.|Mary, as quoted by Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris emails 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> {{Quote|Enough OLD [[Chris and anger|angst]] against the grey-haired witch-devil, THAT I'VE PUT LONG BEHIND ME...|Chris, lying, in November 2007.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC's Diary]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> [[Image:Sonichu07-P38.jpg|thumb|Mary Lee Walsh, as she appears in the [[comic]]. Chris draws her tits almost as big as his fans do.]]<br /> <br /> '''Mary Lee Walsh''' is a proto-[[troll]] who maligned [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] in its early years by ripping up his [[Attraction Sign|Attraction Signs]] and eventually suspending him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a whole year. She is one of the most important people in Chris's life, as she is one of the few people who refused to allow Chris to use his [[autism]] as an excuse for anything he wanted, and tried to make him act like a normal human being. This, of course, meant war.<br /> <br /> The resulting conflict between Chris and Mary Lee affected Chris so profoundly that she became the sole focus of many early ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Sub-Episodes]]. Even to this day, she is still arguably the supreme villain in the ''Sonichu'' series, a status that even [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] could never match. As such, she is revered and cherished among trolls for her actions, both in real life, and in ''Sonichu'' [[fan]] fiction. All hail the Dean!<br /> <br /> By early [[2009]], many years after the college suspension episode, Chris had begun to express a desire for reconciliation with Walsh. He began with the [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcon]] of the fictional Mary's name to the slightly less defamatory '''Slaweel Ryam''', implying (and later stating outright) that the character was not related to the real Mary. For several months Chris made conciliatory gestures, including sending a drawing to her house, but her only response was a legal summons. Since then, Chris has accepted that Walsh will never be able to [[Chris_and_remorse#Common_traits_of_a_CWC_apology|truly earn his forgiveness.]]<br /> <br /> Chris' continued feud with Mary Lee Walsh is illustrative of his propensity to hold severe grudges over seemingly minor incidents. In late [[2013]], '''ten years''' after the August 2003 incident, Chris blamed Mary Lee Walsh in part for his continued decline in a series of [[Facebook]] ramblings, and referred to a [[Wal-Mart]] [[manajerk]] who banned him from the store as a &quot;Mary Lee Walshing Witch Bitch.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Mary Lee Walsh in real life==<br /> [[Image:MaryLeeWalshIRLnewsScreenCapture.JPG|thumb|left|Walsh during a TV interview.]]<br /> [[Image:MaryLeeWalsh-IRL.JPG|thumb|right|Contrary to how she is rendered in various media, Mary Lee Walsh is not very promiscuous in person.]]<br /> Walsh is the Dean of Student Affairs at PVCC and a member of the [[Virginia]] Sexual and Domestic Violence Action Alliance.&lt;ref&gt;[http://web.archive.org/web/20101015023113/http://www.vadv.org/secGetHelp/Directory%20of%20Services/campusprgms_p-z.html] (archived on 15 October 2010)&lt;/ref&gt; She has also written a book&lt;ref&gt;http://product.half.ebay.com/The-Freshman-Experience-Creating-College-Success-Piedmont-Virginia-Community-College-by-Mary-L-Walsh-and-Mary-Lee-Walsh-2001-Paperback/2491824&amp;tg=info&lt;/ref&gt; about coping with college life, which perhaps unsurprisingly does not advocate attacking one's superiors with magical curses. Chris had first been scolded by her for passing around photocopies of his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter, but delivered the most crushing blow when Chris was loitering with his usual [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and reality|according to Chris]], Walsh tore down his sign and told him that he would never get a girlfriend this way, or indeed ''at all''. However true this alleged statement may have been, there is virtually no chance Mary said it, as it would have been highly inappropriate and jeopardized her job.<br /> <br /> Chris, being the narcissist he is, disregarded her warnings to stop posting his signs and continued to place this ad for his &quot;love quest&quot; in the main campus building. Walsh, taking umbrage at this clear defiance of her authority, took Chris to her office to discuss the situation with him. What exactly transpired during the meeting is a source of much debate, as the only accounts made public are written by Chris and thus heavily biased. What is known is that during the meeting, [[Chris and reality|Chris pretended to converse out loud with Sonichu]] (relaying what Sonichu &quot;said&quot; to her). Then, after what Chris described as being &quot;talked down...to RUDELY AND HOARSELY,&quot; he verbally attacked her in a fit of [[Chris and anger|rage]], going so far as to hex her with the dreaded [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris was told in no uncertain terms that he couldn't continue his [[Love Quest]] on campus, prompting him to slander Walsh on his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]] and send her an attempt at an intimidating drawing.&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism papers]]&lt;/ref&gt; This little stunt got him banned from PVCC for a whole year, and forced to take [[Chris and anger|anger]] management classes and get psychiatric help before he was readmitted.&lt;ref name=&quot;wikipedia&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|User:ChrisChanSonichu]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails#Chris got his degree for Cwcville|Jackie E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt; Any positive effects these may have are not evident.<br /> <br /> ===In his own words===<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|So, as of August, [[2003|Y2K3]], I did [[autism|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, &quot;I am a 21-year-old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year-old SINGLE [[Gal-pal|FEMALE COMPANION]]&quot;, along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21-year-old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or [[Niggos|Black]] impersonating [[Jerkop|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&amp;*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, &quot;[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]&quot; was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[JERKS|jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[Chris and religion|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}<br /> <br /> ===Emails with Mary===<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF&quot;&gt;<br /> '''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sent: Sunday, February 01, 2004 1:22 PM'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''To: mwalsh@pvcc.edu'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Subject: Hi again...'''<br /> <br /> Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:<br /> <br /> -I will never hang notes on the wall again.&lt;br&gt;<br /> -I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.&lt;br&gt;<br /> -I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[Scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Please reply via E-Mail.<br /> <br /> Christian C.<br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|<br /> '''From: Mary Lee Walsh &lt;mwalsh@pvcc.edu&gt;'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''To: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sent: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 8:54 am'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Subject: RE: Hi again...'''<br /> <br /> Christian:<br /> Susan Hannifan and I will be able to meet with you on Monday February 9th in my office at 3:00 p.m. I do not have any time this week that works with all of our schedules, so it will have to be next Monday. I normally send students notice of appointments by mail, but you have asked that I correspond to you through email. It is necessary that this meeting take place, so if Monday is not convenient for you please let me know and we will set a time for Wednesday.}}<br /> <br /> '''Email to [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]]'''<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF&quot;&gt;<br /> '''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''To: Virginia_Sanford@ccpsnet.net'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Sent: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 3:32:50 PM Eastern Standard Time'''&lt;br&gt;<br /> '''Subject: Re: Hello'''<br /> <br /> Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or Virginia), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[DVD]] is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, [[2007]] (my 25th Birthday...Yay).<br /> <br /> You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a [[Slideshow]] (projected from my [[PlayStation Portable]]) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking african american who Ms. Eckel told over and over [[Hypocrisy|to get his dad to teach him how to shave]])? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?<br /> <br /> As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation[sic] that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the &quot;R&quot; Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. The Dean of Student Serveces[sic], Mary Lee Walsh came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, &quot;You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way.&quot; That *&amp;^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that &quot;Virgina is for Virgins, NOT Lovers&quot;.<br /> <br /> But it has a happy ending; in Mid-[[2005]], when I've started playing the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] TCG, I met [[Megan Schroeder|this girl]] who upon numerous conversations, art-sharing and secret confidence, I've grown fond of, and my Heart and Soul Recovered from the Serious Emotional and Physical Pain I've endured. Although she's not intrested[sic] in a serious relationship, I still am fond of her, and I'm hoping that she may have a change of heart.<br /> <br /> You may learn more about what had happened to me from the Sub-Episodes in my &quot;Sonichu&quot; Comic Book, which I have the legable [''sic''] images uploaded onto my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]; those Sub-Episodes are based on my Real-Life Events. *[[sigh]]*<br /> <br /> Well, that's about it for now; I hope you do well as well. And I will make that DVD copy for you after I've finalized the master copy. Please tell the remaing[sic] faculty who are still working at Providence that I wish them the best as well. I still remember Mrs. Rogers (my ol' computer teacher) when she played as Woodstock in the [[1990s#1996|1996]] &quot;Snoopy&quot; play; that was just fun and cute. :)<br /> <br /> Take care;<br /> Christian Weston Chandler, A.K.A. (nickname) Chris Chan. <br /> &lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu''==<br /> [[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]<br /> [[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|Chris is willing to pick up his markers and make hideous porn of people that he hates.]]<br /> <br /> Because of all the [[stress]] Mary Lee Walsh caused, Chris brooded and obsessed over his &quot;HEART SHATTERING&quot; defeat and began to re-invent the entire scenario so that he came out as the victor. As such, Walsh began to appear in a lot of Chris's works as a primary antagonist specifically opposing his [[Love Quest]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|After the first encounter with Mary, I put her into my comics from the start as MY personal MAIN Adversary, with her hoard[sic] of Impostor Police People, also known as [[Jerkop]]s, and the Notorious [[Count Graduon]] trapped in the glass orb on the scepter she wields.|Chris, in regards to a comic which isn't meant to be about him}}<br /> <br /> In the comics, Walsh appears as a literal witch, complete with a broomstick. In an ingenious [[parody]], she is the leader of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], or PVCC. Her sinister deeds are motivated by a [[Chris and Writing|totally unexplained]] hatred of true love and people who seek it, making her a fitting adversary for the heartsick Chris and the deeply monogamous Sonichu. As the &quot;witch of hearts,&quot; Walsh's broader goal is to wage war against love itself, although her only tactic is to send [[Jerkop|jerkops]] into [[CWCville]] to beat up anyone engaging in romance (she needed Graduon's help for the later invasions). For no given reason, she considers Chris the most important target of her malign actions, and doesn't seem aware of the fact that true love occurs outside of CWCville as well.<br /> <br /> Mary's first appearances in the comics are in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], via a brief preview and several short comic strips that don't formally introduce her; her formal debut in the canon is in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Upon her introduction, Chris and Mary are already bitter enemies, yet Chris never explains the exact source of their hostility beyond stating that she once &quot;shattered&quot; his heart and she is inexplicably frustrated by his dogged persistence in searching for love. It is, however, made immediately clear that their feud has become intensely personal; both characters are fully prepared to fight to the death.<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] Chris ties together the ancient evil of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] with his own petty grudges by teaming Mary with [[Count Graduon]]. Imprisoned in a magical scepter, Graduon's power is wielded by Walsh for much of the series. Together, Graduon and Walsh represent the dual miseries of his becoming an adult--the trauma of graduating from his beloved [[high school]] and the stress of his disastrous collegiate career. To combat Walsh's powerful new accomplice, in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], Chris gains the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], escalating the original battle between a fat virgin and an old lady to an epic struggle between a horribly drawn Sonic OC and an old lady with a scepter.<br /> <br /> During her reign of terror, Walsh threatens the city of CWCville on multiple occasions. In ''Sonichu'' #2, she and Graduon create a golem to stomp the city. Much of the action in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] involves Chris fending off Walsh's agents, until he and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] finally storm PVCC and liberate the college from her evil, although Mary simply relocates to [[The High School Story|Menchi-Nasu High]] to establish a new base of operations. In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] she floods the town with her army of [[Jerkops]] to stage a coup against Chris and his loyal police force. When this plan begins to collapse, she and Graduon attempt to trap Chris in a [[Dark Mirror Hole]], but are only successful in ensnaring Crystal. When Chris later became stuck in the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Mary seizes the opportunity and prepares to attack CWCville in her most audacious invasion yet, laying siege with vast armies of [[Transformers|Decepticlones]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and causing untold damage before being defeated by Sonichu. Her evil is finally put to an end in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], when Chris uses the power of the [[Sonichu Balls]] to become [[Collosal Chris-Chan]]. He then destroys Graduon's scepter and easily overpowers her, but instead of killing her (like he killed 100+ innocent people in that very issue) he paralyzes her (seemingly permanently) and sends her to jail.<br /> <br /> A consistent theme in Mary's story arc is that she is to blame for almost everything that maligns Chris or CWCville, mirroring Chris's insane belief that the real-life Mary was somehow the singular author of all his misfortunes. Even her conspirators are victims--virtually all of her Jerkops are simply brainwashed against their will, and even co-villain Count Graduon finds her to be selfish and wicked, thinking only of her petty squabbles with Chris and never about helping him get free from his scepter. To labor the point even more, while Chris suggests that some of her followers have good in them and are capable of redemption, Mary herself is pure evil.<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Renaming and retcons===<br /> [[Image:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg|thumb|Hslaw Eel Ryam Hctib Hctiw deriah yerg eht liah lla]]<br /> <br /> As a result of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], many characters based on real-life figures were renamed. In an act of utmost subtlety, Mary Lee Walsh became '''&quot;Slaweel Ryam&quot;''' or '''&quot;Slaweel the Witch.&quot;''' A devious maneuver indeed--as one can see, the name is not ''entirely'' backwards, and there are letters missing. Nobody could possibly figure out the connection, unless of course they happened to see the notice posted prominently on the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] front page detailing the full extent of the name changes. Walsh being one of the primary villains in both the comic and real life, Chris obviously didn't want to change the name to an entirely unrecognizable form, as that would require originality. The name is an evolution of '''&quot;Hslaw Eel Yram,&quot;''' which was Chris's version of MLW in his custom [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards; in all likelihood, he had only used the &quot;reverse code&quot; as a means to insult Mary with the card without fear of getting in trouble if someone saw it.<br /> <br /> In [[August 2009]], Chris put up a [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys page on CWCipedia entitled &quot;TwoMarys&quot;] in which he tried graspingly to explain the retconning of Mary Lee Walsh's name to Slaweel Ryam. Apparently, the evil Mary Lee Walsh had been Slaweel all along, except Slaweel changed her name from Mary Lee Walsh to Slaweel Ryam later on, while the ''real'' Mary was innocent the whole time. This of course makes [[List of Chris's lies|absolutely no sense]] as Chris has changed ''every'' instance of the &quot;evil&quot; Mary's name to Slaweel in the most recent edits of his comics, even during her introduction in ''Sonichu'' #0, where her character is introduced as &quot;Slaweel the Witch&quot; and not Mary Lee Walsh. Chris had essentially created a paradox within his universe, having made a [[:File:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|comic]] where Slaweel, caught by Chris and the police, apologizes to Mary for ruining her good name, but because of the retcon Slaweel hasn't really had a chance to ruin Mary's name in the first place. Another glaring contradiction is that Slaweel says in the apology comic that she's &quot;sorry for using [Mary's] name in vain and when I constructed P.V.C.Citizens, and made [Mary] look a fool for about six years,&quot; but on the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys &quot;TwoMarys&quot; page], this caption appears below a picture of Slaweel Ryam:<br /> <br /> {{quote|This Mary later changed her name to Slaweel Ryam, and she was creating witch brew during night hours and sharing them illegally with the bums outside of the building; she was fired from PVCC '''then went on to build PVCCitizens'''.|Chris, demonstrating his inability to create a cohesive plot.}}<br /> <br /> ==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Soul Calibur''==<br /> {{main|Soul Calibur}}<br /> <br /> It is unclear whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the daylights out of her. Chris creates himself and many other real-life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he can take out his pent-up [[Virgin with rage|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. It should be noted that Chris appears to struggle with defeating an AI-controlled Mary Lee Walsh on the easiest possible setting.<br /> <br /> ==Possible reconciliation==<br /> [[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Notice that Chris isn't sorry for the shit he did to warrant her anger, only that he let someone with her name run around. And why bother having two separate Mary Lee Walshes if he made her Slaweel?]]<br /> <br /> Beyond his efforts to retcon the fictional Mary, Chris began re-examining Mary's value to society by describing her good works on CWCipedia, to distinguish her from &quot;Slaweel&quot;:<br /> <br /> {{quote|This Mary replaced the previous one in mid-2000; she has done a good job with her role as Dean of Student Services. She is Currently and To Be Respected with Open Kindness and Prosperity from ALL the Piedmont Virginia Commuinity College Students, Peers and Employees.|Chris, CWCipedia&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> The article rambles on and drifts alarmingly far from reality, strongly suggesting he used a quick Google search for &quot;research,&quot; detailing this Mary's many achievements and services to Piedmont Virginia Community College. However, the whole piece carries an insincere tone, suggesting Chris was compelled to recognize Mary as a [[reality|real person]] as some sort of therapeutic measure. Keep in mind, however, that he doesn't acknowledge that the ''real woman'' he interacted with wasn't a horned-hat wearing witch; simply that this Mary Lee Walsh was replaced (in the ''real world'') by a good duplicate. In a very sad way, Chris seems to find it easier to rewrite reality than his own fantasy world.<br /> <br /> Mary was named on the CWCipedia Chris's first &quot;Woman of The (ANY) Month to Respect with Authority and Kindness&quot; for the month of August.&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Christian_Says&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In his edited version of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, he clarifies that he forgave Mary Lee Walsh for her &quot;past misdeeds&quot; (even though Chris himself was entirely at fault in all of their encounters). According to his edits, he also hand-delivered a framed copy of his &quot;apology&quot; to her office, but Mary simply contacted his parents and told them to keep Chris off campus altogether.<br /> <br /> From this action, Chris inferred that Mary didn't care about him or their relationship, and Chris was crushed. Also crushed were any hopes of reconciliation, as after this incident Chris soon reverted to precisely the same deranged mindset as before, once again imagining her as somehow orchestrating everything bad that happened to him.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Besides which, that b**** &quot;Dean&quot;, Mary Lee Walsh, AFTER I personally went over and handed her a Framed Hand-Drawn Apology of my angst against her, SHE SENT ME A TRESPASSING NOTICE! While my family and I did NOT accept it, and sent it back to her, I must say that is one hell of a &quot;Thank You&quot; for going through the trouble and gas usage to Personally Apologize and Make Peace.|Chris, Mailbag 26&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 26]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Grudge==<br /> [[File:Sept13 Imgur 29.jpg|thumb|right|Voodoo [[LEGO]] Mary. Chris shakes this container and holds it upside down to torment her.]]<br /> Chris's anger toward Mary Lee Walsh continues well over a decade since his [[Attraction Sign]] was torn down at [[PVCC]]. In a series of rambling [[Facebook]] postings made on 2 [[September 2013]], Chris began blaming various people for a temporary ban from [[Wal-Mart]], including Walsh:<br /> <br /> {{quote|If it had not been for [[Michael Snyder|Mr. &quot;Manajerk&quot;]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, [[The GAMe PLACe|Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys]], My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!...And that [[Women's Rights|bitch]], Mary Lee Walsh, with a Cold Heart at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for interfering with my Sweetheart Search, AND Banning me from PVCC!!!|Chris, Facebook, 2 September 2013}}<br /> <br /> A few days later, when Chris was conclusively banned from Wal-Mart, he coined the term &quot;Walshing,&quot; a verb that evidently means &quot;not accepting autism as an excuse.&quot;<br /> <br /> {{quote|I have just been intercepted by the &quot;Lady&quot; Manajerk...the bitch has followed the steps of Mr. Snyder now; banned me from the Wal-Mart closest to my own house...She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, Mary Lee Walshing, Witch Bitch!|Chris, Facebook, 6 September 2013}}<br /> <br /> On 17 [[December 2014]], [[Apology Letters‎|an apology letter]] that Chris had written to Walsh in [[August 2014]] was leaked. True to form, Chris blames everything on factors supposedly beyond his control, and tries to be condescending and play the victim at the same time. He specifically tries to appease Mary for depicting her in his comic as a witch, operating on the presumption that a university administrator is gravely concerned with the way she is presented in DeviantArt-level Sonic OC garbage drawn by a fat [[Tomgirl|tranny]]. <br /> <br /> ==[[:Category:Mary_Lee_Walsh|Fan art]]==<br /> [[Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Mass debating|For some reason]], Mary has become a frequent subject of pictures like this.]]<br /> <br /> In Chris's artwork, Mary Lee Walsh has long gray hair and wears a golden helmet with red horns on it. However, Chris being Chris, he would often neglect to draw her hair (and her fingers, and her feet, and her nose...) at all. In the early days of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page it was inferred that Walsh's helmet was in fact a blonde bob cut, and the horns were growing out of her head like those of a devil. Additionally, once it became clear that Chris was viewing the page it became fashionable to mess with him by drawing Mary (whom he despised) as a sexy cartoon succubus who tempted Chris with her body (which he was sure to masturbate to). As a result, the most influential depictions of Mary have been &quot;Rule 34&quot; fan art, depicting her as a voluptuous blonde with devil horns (and occasionally a tail), usually wearing (at most) a skimpy purple miniskirt and thigh-high boots. In the ''Sonichu'' animated series by SpazKid, she was depicted as being physically sexy but having unflattering sexual desires (such as shoving the staff containing Count Graduon up her [[China|china]] to shut him up, and demanding a recording of a minion shoving Chris's medallion up their butt) and speaking with a man's voice.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Gallery; mostly NSFW.<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=3&gt;<br /> Image:126473378631.JPG<br /> Image:12670593995.JPG<br /> Image:127128115082.jpg<br /> Image:184947 - Chris-chan Jerkops ROSECHU Sonichu mary lee walsh.JPG<br /> Image:204421 - Chris-chan Sonichu mary lee walsh.jpg<br /> Image:37820426 mary lee walsh sonichu.jpg<br /> Image:45422 - Chris-chan Sonichu mary lee walsh.JPG<br /> Image:Cc5.jpg<br /> Image:E6224fea4f4247159177c5f48e077b17.jpg<br /> Image:Lesath-Walsh.png<br /> Image:Makeitup.png<br /> Image:Mary Lee Walsh and her world by Plombard.jpg<br /> Image:Mary Lee Walsh by churippu.JPG<br /> Image:Mary Lee Walsh by judassnogger.JPG<br /> Image:Mary Lee Walsh by The Best Sappho.jpg<br /> Image:Mary Xmas by Scarlet Rose.jpg<br /> Image:Maryleewalsh.jpg<br /> Image:Mlw.png<br /> Image:MLW attacks by Plombard.jpg<br /> Image:MLWsis.png<br /> Image:Mlwsonichu34.png<br /> Image:Mlwsonichu342.png<br /> Image:SF page 18 by Plombard.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichu by Plombard.jpg<br /> Image:Curse those damn trolls by amazing toaster-d30xau7.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichu Finale 2 Page 23 by Plombard.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichu fanart Mary Lee Walsh by baddleebadd.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichu VS Mary Lee Walsh.jpg<br /> Image:SonichusiteMary.jpg<br /> Image:Spazkid mary lee walsh.png<br /> Image:The dean in her heaven by Plombard.png<br /> Image:Mlw_avec_colour.PNG<br /> Image:Lost 2010 Fan Art.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> {{CWCipedia|chris=TwoMarys}}<br /> {{Fan art}} <br /> *[[Count Graduon]]<br /> *[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]<br /> *[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]<br /> *[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]<br /> *[[Attraction Sign]]<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://zabukawaii.deviantart.com/art/The-origin-of-Slaweel-146885649 Fanfiction: The origin of Slaweel]<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLCsZpcTSg0 Harry D and the PVCC girls: &quot;Jerkop Bebob&quot;]&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZyH5Y9SpQY Harry D's Live Drawing.]&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)<br /> *[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8dAntFOZxg CWC Sketch- MLW Pt 1]<br /> <br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Love quest}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Walsh, Mary Lee}}<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Villains]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris hates]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=224174 2018-12-22T02:54:19Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> hey i'm jojo<br /> <br /> i want to help keep editing this wiki to keep it afloat, that's about it<br /> <br /> == trivia ==<br /> <br /> -mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -i learned [[english]] by myself<br /> <br /> -[[Chris and art|drawing]] is my hobby<br /> <br /> <br /> == userboxes ==<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Wii}}<br /> <br /> {{Naive}}<br /> <br /> {{Bisexual}} <br /> <br /> {{ClassicChris}}<br /> <br /> {{LiquidChris}}<br /> <br /> {{Ham}}<br /> <br /> {{JERK}}</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=224173 2018-12-22T02:44:56Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> hey i'm jojo<br /> <br /> i want to help keep editing this wiki to keep it afloat, that's about it<br /> <br /> == trivia ==<br /> <br /> -mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -i learned [[english]] by myself<br /> <br /> -[[Chris and art|drawing]] is my hobby<br /> <br /> <br /> == userboxes ==<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Wii}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Bisexual}} <br /> <br /> {{ClassicChris}}</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=224172 2018-12-22T02:42:54Z

<p>Deco Souza: making it less wince worthy</p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> hey i'm jojo<br /> <br /> i want to help keep editing this wiki to keep it afloat, that's about it<br /> <br /> == trivia ==<br /> <br /> -mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -i learned [[english]] by myself<br /> <br /> -[[Chris and art|drawing]] is my hobby<br /> <br /> <br /> == userboxes ==<br /> <br /> <br /> {{Wii}}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{ClassicChris}}</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_reality&diff=204318 2017-01-28T20:59:33Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Hi5.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]<br /> [[Image:Toontown.jpg|thumb|right|And this.]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I don't have to Justify [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]; they can take of that themselves.|[[Chris]], being completely delusional in [[IRC (20 January 2009)]].}}<br /> <br /> '''Reality''' is the universe from which Chris is quite detached, more than likely because he rarely leaves his [[room]]. Quite a bit of his sketchy worldview can be attributed to his [[autism]], as autistic people generally have trouble distinguishing between reality and fantasy, and therefore have a harder time with being critical towards and distancing themselves from events and ideas depicted in any fictional media, be it books, films, cartoons or video games. Because of these difficulties, autistics are also easier to manipulate and deceive, especially by sources they trust, and are as a result very impressionable when it comes to [[Chris and brand loyalty|commercials]] and [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]].<br /> <br /> Another probable cause of his detachment from reality is the behavior of [[Borb|his parents]], who are (or were, in [[Bob]]'s case) themselves not securely anchored to reality. Their habit of feeding Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was being mistreated out of jealousy and about special rules applying to him has resulted in Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]] and warped perception of anybody or anything that antagonizes him.<br /> <br /> Chris is quick to deny indisputable notions, or outright facts, and will quickly retreat into his realm of fantasy, often to avoid [[stress]] when faced with the realization that he has been defeated, cheated or outwitted, as these instances are usually a result of his own [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]], flaws which Chris will never admit to possessing.<br /> <br /> ==Fantasy and fiction==<br /> {{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}<br /> {{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}<br /> {{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.&lt;ref name=&quot;ABL call 2&quot;&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[CWCville]] is what Chris calls his imaginary, idyllic fantasy world. It is his preferred means of escape from a world that does not give Chris what he feels reasonably entitled to. Above all else, CWCville is built around Chris's comfort and convenience. As its Mayor, Chris enjoys as much power and as little responsibility as he wants. Chris mentions 'EGCville' while talking to Evan as the implied name of a similar town where Evan's characters live despite Evan never having said anything so delusion, implying Chris believes his fantasy world model to be something of a standard.<br /> <br /> Chris believes that CWCville and all other products of his imagination actually exist in a parallel universe he calls a &quot;Toon World&quot;, where they are free to mingle with all other fictional cartoon characters, citing the film ''[[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]'' as a model. This strange idea may also have stemmed from the ''[[South Park]]'' episode &quot;Imaginationland&quot;, which involved a realm where fictional characters and imaginary creations could mingle with one another. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is &quot;[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]].&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;ABL call 2&quot; /&gt; He even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville &quot;IN REAL LIFE.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris admits that CWCville is not real only to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something - if only on a metaphysical level. It may also be noted that Toon World is the name of a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card, providing yet further evidence that Chris has no originality whatsoever.<br /> <br /> All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as &quot;father,&quot; in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia&lt;/ref&gt; [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc&lt;/ref&gt; and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding&lt;ref&gt;[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]&lt;/ref&gt; are said to actually happen &quot;off-screen&quot;, instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a &quot;spoiler&quot; in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already &quot;happened&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37&lt;/ref&gt; It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]&lt;/ref&gt;. <br /> <br /> Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgement infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the &quot;corrections&quot; he has made to theirs.<br /> <br /> When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreat from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.<br /> <br /> ==In the Real World==<br /> {{Quote|A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 9]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds(22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of [[Wikipedia:Dyscalculia|dyscalculia]], a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength. <br /> <br /> Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]&lt;/ref&gt; The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris &quot;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]&quot; Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a &quot;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]&quot; denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties. <br /> <br /> Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be &quot;fakers&quot; who are taking &quot;the Shine and Limelight&quot; away from genuine autistic people such as himself.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; Although Chris has admitted that this &quot;fact&quot; is only his &quot;own idea,&quot; he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|&quot;conform to blasphem[y].&quot;]]&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt; As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be significant of a conspiracy targeting himself.<br /> <br /> Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lives in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughing stock in the process.<br /> <br /> Chris also seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Pokéball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great &quot;fixer upper.&quot; Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).<br /> <br /> ===Fictional Characters and Media===<br /> As explained above, Chris believes that fictional characters (including his own) exist on some other plane of reality. During a 2004 confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Chris and psychology|Chris began to converse with thin air, pretending that Sonichu was in the office with him]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie e 16&quot;&gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_16]]&lt;/ref&gt; At one point, Chris began to pretend that he ''was'' Sonichu and started giving a speech that he claimed &quot;Sonichu&quot; wanted to give to Mary. He concluded the lecture with a [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], as of course he believes he has magic powers. These things explain why Mary ordered him to see a psychiatrist. Chris, usually before crashing into slumber, also pretends to converse with Sonichu and Rosechu, at one point claiming that the pair offered him relationship advice.&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie e 16&quot; /&gt; He has also been known to converse with [[Megagi La Skunk]].&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris is also prone to interpreting various forms of media in his own strange way. During his attempt to put up his own ads on the CWCipedia, he claimed that the award-winning film ''[[Wikipedia:Avatar (film)|Avatar]]'' was meant to promote the eradication of [[homos]]exuality, rather than the tolerance of other cultures.&lt;ref&gt;When Chris edited [[Mailbag 23]], he [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_23&amp;oldid=5987 inserted into the article an ad for ''Avatar''] and wrote a caption under it saying the movie promotes heterosexuality. This ad was later on removed by the sysop.&lt;/ref&gt; How he contrived this idea is a complete mystery; not only does homosexuality not feature in the film in any way, but the message of the film is it's wrong to exterminate anything. His fear of homosexuals destroying the future, incidentally, emerged from an episode of ''[[South Park]]'' called &quot;[[Wikipedia:Goobacks|Goobacks]]&quot;, which was a satire of the controversy of illegal immigration. In the episode, a group of [[Ruckersville, VA|rednecks]] who had lost their jobs to the illegal immigrants from the future decided that the best way to get their jobs back was to destroy the future by making everyone gay so there wouldn't be anybody in the future. Chris, however, took everything at face value and interpreted the episode as a scare film on par with ''[[Wikipedia:Red Dawn|Red Dawn]]''. In a similar vein, Chris is convinced that ''[[Family Guy]]'' is anti-gay Republican propaganda, owing to his failure to interpret that the show is [[parody]]ing Republicans, even if poorly in more recent episodes, and that the show's creator [[Seth MacFarlane]] is famously a supporter of gay rights.<br /> <br /> As shown above, Chris rarely understands any moral dispensed by media, generally wildly misinterpreting them and then citing them as justification for his ridiculous and bigoted behavior. For example, while attempting to justify his attempt to pretend to be [[Liquid Chris]] in an attempt to steal his girlfriend, he claimed that he was &quot;wrong, but for the right reasons.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[I Love You Kacey]]&lt;/ref&gt; This comes from another episode of ''South Park'' called &quot;[[Wikipedia:Best Friends Forever|Best Friends Forever]]&quot;, where, after a satire of the [[Wikipedia:Terri Schiavo|Terri Schiavo]] controversy, it is stated that Cartman was &quot;right, but for the wrong reasons.&quot; In context, it meant that his goal of shutting down the vegetative Kenny's life support was the right thing to do (for reasons involving the fate of the universe that are too complex to explain here), but his motivation was completely off mark: he only did it because he knew that Kenny's death would cause him to inherit his [[PSP]]. Meanwhile, Stan and Kyle were &quot;Wrong, but for the right reasons&quot;, as they wanted to keep Kenny alive in a perpetual vegetative state even though they should just let him die, but they were doing so because they actually cared about Kenny, rather than exploiting the situation for their own benefit like Cartman was. Chris seems to have interpreted this as &quot;If you do a bunch of bad things, like pretending to be someone else in order to steal their girlfriend, you are completely justified in doing so if your dishonest actions lead to a positive outcome, like proving that you are the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler and getting laid&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Chris and magic==<br /> {{See also|Chris and religion#Chris the Shaman|l1=Chris the Shaman}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:ChrisFacebookCommentOnPsychicPowers.png|thumb|right|Chris believes he has psychic powers that can inflict harm on his enemies.]]<br /> Through Chris's perception of [[God]] as an instrument of his will comes the delusion that he has magical powers that will permit him to eventually succeed over the enemies that he is unable to dispatch by any more conventional means. <br /> <br /> The most notorious example is the curse-ye-ha-me-ha, a power that supposedly bestows terrible fortune upon the recipient. Chris has performed this curse on innumerable occasions, both over the Internet and in public. He has even retracted the curse ([[Chris and remorse|albeit reluctantly]]) on at least three occasions &lt;ref&gt;[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[One Blessing, and One Curse]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[I am Alive]]&lt;/ref&gt; with a &quot;Forgiveness Blessing'&quot; which further cements Chris's belief in its efficacy. He also believes that he has the power to [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwash people into following his commands]] and to sic the spirit of [[Patti Chandler|his dead dog]] to [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|attack people in their sleep]]. Chris also believes that he may have other latent powers that he may discover when the opportunity presents itself.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 20#Chris still thinks he can actually curse people]]&lt;/ref&gt; All of this magic is supposedly powered by his preferred personal relic du jour - either the [[medallion]] or the [[Amnyfest Ring]]. How these items came to be imbued with magical properties has not been addressed.<br /> <br /> Chris also appears to believe that he can, to an extent, [[Sarah May Skype Logs|talk to the deceased]]. He told [[Sarah May]] that when he touched his dead [[Aunt Corrina]]'s hand, he could hear her spirit, along with the spirits of his grandparents and great-grandparents. He also claimed that [[GodJesus]] told him to &quot;make the trip and go to Julie.&quot; It's unclear at this point whether these visions are the result of his mental problems or just an excuse for him to do what he wants to do by justifying his actions as the result of supernatural phenomena. He may have gotten the notion of hearing supernatural voices from psychics (in real life or more likely in the media), who claim to converse with the spirits of the dead. During his time masquerading as [[JenkinsJinkies]] on [[Trollin Train]], Chris hoped to dissuade trolls by claiming that his house was haunted, describing [[Trollin_Train#Hey.2C_the_Equipment_and_the_Digging_.28Thu_26_Aug_2010_5:12_AM.29|an alleged encounter]] with the vengeful ghosts of Patti and [[Christopher's name change|his younger self]]. Chris apparently believed that trolls would heed this threat.<br /> <br /> When asked by a fan how he came to learn of his powers, Chris replied they were evidenced by Mary Lee Walsh's reputation going &quot;DOWN&quot;:<br /> {{quote|I have learned about the Curses actually working firstly when I cursed the real-life Mary Lee Walsh; then I later heard that her reputation at PVCC went DOWN (yes, mostly due to my references in the pages), but then things got worse for her, and even though I forgave her for her misdeed on interrupting my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]], I feel she definitely got what she deserved for her misdeed. Later, I cursed one specific Troll (I forget who); shortly later, I learn that troll came down with a [[Wikipedia:Common Cold|life-threatening ailment.]]|Chris, [[Mailbag 18#In which Chris believes he has magic powers (srsly)|Mailbag 18]]}}<br /> This is textbook [[Wikipedia:Magical thinking|magical thinking]]. This gives Chris a belief of some degree of power over his own life, no matter how illusory. This use of [[Wikipedia:Fantasy (psychology)|fantasy]] is considered by the psychological community to be an immature defense mechanism.<br /> <br /> ==Conspiracy theories==<br /> Among the many issues faced by Chris in his perception of reality, his tendency towards conspiracy theorism is the one that has caused him the most trouble. Chris views the fact of his own life through the lens of his huge, cloying ego, and as such believes that anyone who prevents him from getting what he wants is only interested in being mean to him for its own sake, something to which neither he nor his parents take kindly.<br /> <br /> As stated, Chris believes that he was intentionally infected with autism by his doctor. Anyone who hinders Chris's [[Love Quest]] is part of an effort to &quot;[[Virginia is for Virgins|make true love illegal]],&quot; either in Virginia or nationwide.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Blog#10 March 2010]]&lt;/ref&gt; This choice of words suggests that Chris believes that he [[Chris and his Ego|is entitled to a girlfriend]], and that people are attempting to take legal action to deprive him of this alleged right. <br /> <br /> When no culprit responsible for his unhappiness is visible, Chris prefers to accuse unseen hands of plotting against him. Chris blamed his inability to find guests to a sporting event on efforts by the Greene County school board to deprive him of friends; including conspiracy with realtors to keep him in Ruckersville and with [[Michael Snyder]] to keep him out of his favorite hangout.&lt;ref&gt;[[100 2178]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris's tendencies towards these sorts of thoughts may spiral back to two people: [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] and [[Barbara Chandler]]. A phone call between his parents and [[Matthew Noble call|a GAMe PLACe employee]] revealed a number of things; most importantly, it illustrated that they believe Chris's entire trolling began as a conspiracy between [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and a number of potential homosexuals to &quot;terrorize&quot;, &quot;torment&quot;, and &quot;persecute&quot; Chris for being autistic, going so far as to believe they broke into Chris's credit card account and tried to [[Chris and money|ruin his credit]]. Considering how readily and fervently these beliefs were held by his parents, it is sadly little wonder that Chris thinks the same way. <br /> <br /> When Chris was active on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, he revealed that he shares his parents' insane beliefs about the GAMe PLACe's position in troll hierarchy. Most notably, he claimed that Michael Snyder was hiding a criminal scandal because the owner of the Place (as well as three other associated hobby stores) is a convicted sex offender. He also tried to argue that the store itself is in violation of the law, simply because it is close to a public school and owned by a sex offender who is never actually there. Ironically enough, acting like a sex offender is one of the many things that got Chris banned from the store in the first place. Chris would eventually accuse Michael Snyder himself of being a child molester, going as far as to accuse him of molesting his own daughter. In case you've forgotten, Snyder once chased Chris down after he (unintentionally) took candid photographs of the same daughter Chris accused him of molesting.<br /> <br /> The most telling evidence of Chris's belief that anyone who doesn't agree with him is a 'damn dirty troll' is the case of his [[white knights]]. Despite their attempts to offer constructive critique on his [[Chris and art|art]], warn Chris of [[Julie|potential trolling attempts]] and even plead with him to seek help, they have all fallen on deaf ears. There have even been cases where [[Clyde Cash|trolls]] [[Father Call|themselves]] [[Alec Benson Leary|would]] respectfully point out what Chris is doing wrong in life. However, as is the rule with Chris, these people were not telling him what he wanted to hear and were therefore ignored.<br /> <br /> ==Descent into madness==<br /> As time has gone on, it has become evident from his Facebook posting habits that Chris's already-tenuous grasp of reality has continued to slacken further and further - getting to the point that it has alienated even his closest supporters. <br /> <br /> Particularly troubling are his October 2013 rants on [[Facebook]] about how [[Megan]]'s fictitious character Megagi La Skunk has talked to him and told him that she (Megan, but by extension Megagi) should never have been born. Chris claimed that Megan is at the core of a massive conspiracy with [[The GAMe PLACe]] to ruin his life, and has cursed her and [[Women's rights|stripped her]] of her [[Sailor Megtune]] powers. He demands that she apologize to him and effectively fix his entire life if she wishes to be uncursed, closing by stating that he and his father's ghost will get revenge if she does not comply.<br /> <br /> There are many things deeply concerning about this tirade, but the most troubling is that Chris did it with literally no impetus whatsoever from any of the [[trolls]], nor any reason to suspect Megan would behave this way. This paranoid, insane notion was contrived entirely by Chris - likely with some parental input - and can only be described as complete lunacy.<br /> <br /> In the autumn of [[2014]], Chris received a [[Un-clit|piercing to his perineum]] in an effort to make it resemble a [[china]]. Despite becoming infected in [[December 2014]], he simply had it pierced again. While an unfazed Chris was persuaded to have this piercing removed too, he remained deeply interested in becoming a woman by unorthodox means, much to the worry of onlookers. Eventually, he removed the piercing. How Chris's next attempt at womanhood will manifest itself is anybody's guess, but in the wake of the un-clit, one can only fear [[Cakefarts|the worst]]. <br /> <br /> The [[Sonic Boom Protests]] once again revealed Chris's delusions about his power and influence in the world and showed he was willing to [[26 December 2014|physically assault somebody]] to defend the honor of a fictitious character whose arms were recoloured. <br /> <br /> Chris currently has an [[Un-clit 2.0|open bleeding wound on his groin]], which he believes to be a pair of female genitals, growing thanks to all the hypnosis videos he's watched in the past few months - the same ones he believes cured his autism. Even though the wound poses a serious, even fatal risk to Chris's health, his sanity has decayed too much ever to realise it. He claims to have had his &quot;labia area&quot; examined for signs of infection, but since no doctor would consider his open wound healthy, it is likely he himself performed the examination, or (God forbid) had Barb take a look at it. His ignorance to reality is now potentially threatening his life, as he is at risk of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sepsis septicaemia].<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=December_2016_Facebook_posts&diff=203328 2016-12-21T20:44:16Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Ongoing}}<br /> This page is an archive of Chris' [[Facebook]] posts during [[December 2016]]. Posts are sorted by date and linked to the source material from Facebook. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. [[Kenneth Englehardt]] and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1230704310357379 Patreon reward update]==<br /> 1 December at 2:12 pm<br /> {{quotebox|**Patreon Reward Update: In addition to the video and Skype Addition, I've added my Self-Skylander items as rewards. The Higher Donation amounts will get their items autographed. Thank You.}}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154029671016717?comment_id=10154031788821717&amp;comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Pmurt should advocate the presidency]==<br /> 4 December at 2:24 am<br /> {{quotebox|Trump, impeached, would be a good thing, but Pence should not be President either. I would feel so much better if Trump would advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be.}}<br /> <br /> The word Chris is looking for is [http://www.dictionary.com/browse/abdicate abdicate].<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154053170986863?comment_id=10154057643601863&amp;comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Sense of humor]==<br /> 4 December at 2:40 am<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I found 21/33 of them of fair to good humor.}}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1239523882808755 Feeling crappy]==<br /> 7 December at 5:07 am<br /> {{quotebox|feeling crappy}}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1240267116067765 Woman soul, (not) getting a job and Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie]==<br /> 7 December at 6:19 pm<br /> {{quotebox|Three things this post.<br /> <br /> One: I AM a full-on Woman soul. In Fact, and my real and closer friends can and will tell you the same, I feel better with positive, less confrontational actions, especially pleasant conversations, offering emotional support, and slice-of-life feminine things. I can't help that I grew up with Transformers G1 and beyond in my background, viewing schedule, and lifetime, and developed an interest in the toys and collecting some of them. A lot of women can tell you the same that we all sometimes like a break from the emotional details and view something Fantasy or Violent. And a number of males don't always like violence, either. So, Next time you doubt me being a Lesbian Transwoman, based solely on me playing with Autobots and Decepticons, Think Again, haters. I Love all female bots and cons: Arcees, Windblade, Chromium, Elita-1, Firestar, Airacnid, Aracnia, etcetera. Take your pick of the few.<br /> <br /> Two: I Can't get a job, and I have tried, as well as considered a LOT of details. Making beyond the certain amount per month in a job cuts into my SSI. The Trolls and Bullies have Killed my Background with all of the mis-content they have mostly misconstrued for the worst, as well as those that they have tricked, conned, deceived and blackmailed out of me. And I have my mother to worry about and care take; it IS a tiring process on my mind and emotions; Good GOD, my emotions! 😥 Among the other stresses that weigh me down emotionally and mentally, as great and heavy as the planet Pluto, or a LOT of Hippopotamuses, On My Head.<br /> <br /> Lastly, On ScrewAttack: Deadpool Vs Pinkie Pie?! WTF?! Are they Actually going to take the creepy pasta into account? &gt;:( Ugh. Pinkie will Lose against Deadpool. That is Sad.<br /> <br /> That's all for now.}}<br /> <br /> Jackie Mei, 6:39 pm:<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Have you tried jobs that let you work from home or don't care about your identity? I know there's opportunities for you out there!}}<br /> <br /> Chris, 6:42 pm<br /> {{quotebox|I have TOO much on and over my head.}}<br /> <br /> Kim Wilson, 10:19 pm<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Christine Weston Chandler You and I have talked about this a lot, you don't have anything keeping you from getting a job. I don't know why you'd mention the background thing, because I've told you that your criminal background check would be 100% clean. Maybe you forgot? You could definitely work and get an extra $800 month, at least. I'm confused as to why you talk about money problems when you could just get a job. Oh! Maybe it's a &quot;complain problem&quot; instead of a &quot;real problem&quot;? When I come home to my boyfriend, I complain about work. But when he tries to suggest fixes for my problems, I get mad. It's because I just wanted to complain, I just wanted to let off some steam. So now before we even start talking, he asks me if it's a &quot;complain problem&quot; (one that I don't want fixed) or a &quot;real problem&quot;.}}<br /> Kim Wilson, 10:21 pm<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Christine Weston Chandler It sounds like your money problems are just a &quot;complain problem&quot;. You should probably take down your patreon if it's just a &quot;complain problem&quot; and you don't want to try to get a job.}}<br /> Chris deleted both of Kim's posts.<br /> <br /> ==Catch more Pokemon==<br /> 7 December at 6:56 pm<br /> <br /> Chris posted to a Pokemon group (link redacted).<br /> {{quotebox|We are not even close to the 100 million goal; sync your games and catch more Pokémon.}}<br /> <br /> He linked to a [https://3ds-sp.pokemon-gl.com/information/5af4196a-3ff3-4339-99c5-7f8612a7547f Pokemon article].<br /> <br /> Chris, 6:57 pm:<br /> <br /> [[File:Pokemon 100 million.jpeg|200px]]<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1240399242721219&amp;set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&amp;type=3 Look at how Tired I am]==<br /> 7 December at 8:16 pm<br /> {{quotebox|Seriously: Look at how Tired I am.<br /> <br /> Meme-wise: &quot;Look at how Tired I am.&quot;<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris tired 12-2016.jpeg|200px]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Kim Wilson, 11:16 pm<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Christine Weston Chandler's got some of that dank kush. (Probably not though.)}}<br /> Chris, 1:19 am (Dec 8)<br /> {{quotebox|I never had any dank kush at all.}}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1242120865882390 Cutco spatula knife]==<br /> 8 December at 12:41 am<br /> <br /> Chris shared a [https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader#sm.0000b2549m3nidl1s2d1y3ldnckjb link] to a Cutco spatula knife, the same model he used for Thanksgiving.<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1242359085858568 Wishing Bob a Merry Christmas in his new life]==<br /> 9 December at 4:55 am<br /> {{quotebox|I miss my father everyday. He's enjoying Christmas in his new life.}}<br /> <br /> Chris shared a video with the post, however, the text on it reads, &quot;I miss you, Mom. I sure wish you could be here for Christmas.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1242363509191459 Finances are a problem]==<br /> 9 December at 5:01 am<br /> {{quotebox|Finances are a problem.}}<br /> <br /> Chris shared a [https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s960x960/15440433_1186741464734860_8284463071043767071_o.png?oh=4fefe996b9003dc7071a36be2064f1db&amp;oe=58F39D02 comic about financial problems].<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1247929988634811 Sorbet lost, then found]==<br /> {{quotebox|13 December at 5:03 am<br /> I hit the hay at about 9:00 last night; Sorbet was absent; I searched all around for him; I knew he was not outside, and I could guess he was hiding and napping, but I felt unsure and worried. Pollo just woke me up for food, so I opened up a can of Friskies and served him and Lucy. Then I went upstairs and called for Sorbet. I heard him meowing, but I could not see him. Then I heard the meowing loudest by my old bedroom door, so I opened it, and he was trapped in there. I learned that my mother had gone in that room last night to check the thermostat, and she was unaware that Sorbet's curiosity led him to slip in and explore. And after checking the thermostat, she left the room and closed the door.<br /> <br /> Moral of the Story: always take a moment to check nearby for your loved young ones, especially while they are all energetic and explorative.<br /> <br /> I was shocked to find him trapped in there, then I was most relieved to have found and rescued him. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> Mei, 5:41 am<br /> {{quoteboxred|You are up so late!}}<br /> Chris, 8:29 pm<br /> {{quotebox|More like awoken by Pollo for food, and took another stab at finding Sorbet, and could not fall back asleep. Ugh.}}<br /> <br /> ==Didn't catch enough Pokemon==<br /> 13 December at 5:08 am<br /> <br /> Chris posted to a Pokemon group (link redacted). He shared a link to a [http://www.siliconera.com/2016/12/13/pokmon-sun-moon-players-didnt-come-close-catching-100-million-global-event/ Pokemon Sun and Moon article] about a global contest to catch 100 million Pokemon.<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1247936138634196&amp;set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&amp;type=3 Sonic Boom parody]==<br /> {{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#Sonic Boom parody}}<br /> 13 December at 5:16 am<br /> {{quotebox|Also, after hearing of Sonic Boom's &quot;The Biggest Fan&quot; episode, I found and watched it. Despite the segment on the arm colour in the portrait and the common fat, glasses, and hair on Mark the Tapir, and there was no mention or hidden cameo of Sonichu anywhere in the episode; I personally see No resemblance of myself in the Mark character. Especially in how far he took it to keep being able to be near Sonic; [[Chris and reality|I am not mental or crazy like that at all.]]<br /> <br /> Have a good and safe day.<br /> <br /> [[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> Marie, 9:25 am<br /> {{quoteboxorange|I saw some similarities, but they could also be similarities found in a lot of people...but at the same time, if it was a nod to you, that's a pretty big nod }}<br /> Chris, 8:29 pm<br /> {{quotebox|Whatever}}<br /> <br /> ==Pokeballs==<br /> 13 December at 7:42 am<br /> <br /> Chris posted to a Pokemon group (link redacted). <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|One thing I really like of Sun and Moon, the return of GSC Poke Balls (AKA Kurt's Balls; albeit a number of them were among the worst Poke Balls). Check out Both JWittz's Top Ten Best and Worst Poke Balls, and look on Bulbapedia to learn more of and better appreciate, the Jhoto Ball Sampler.<br /> <br /> Top Ten Best<br /> &lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssKt88ZGI3U&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Top Ten Worst<br /> &lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJmR-wpjcmQ&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1250741935020283 Dark Pokemon lineup]==<br /> 15 December at 3:04 am<br /> {{quotebox|I'm a Gym Leader, and I was given Dark type.<br /> <br /> I'd choose...<br /> <br /> Hydreigon&lt;br&gt;<br /> Houndoom&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sharpedo&lt;br&gt;<br /> Shiftry&lt;br&gt;<br /> Malamar&lt;br&gt;<br /> Mandibuzz}}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1251528041608339 Favorite Pokemon]==<br /> 15 December at 7:13 pm<br /> {{quotebox|Love for my favorite Starter Evolution of Sun/Moon, Primarina.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Primarina1.jpeg<br /> File:Primarina2.jpeg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Waterman, 8:13 pm<br /> {{quoteboxred|Is it because seven out of eight of them are male?}}<br /> <br /> Chris, 17 Dec, 10:46 am<br /> {{quotebox|No. my starting Popplio is Female; now a Primarina.}}<br /> <br /> Mei, 9:23 pm<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|he is a beautiful pokemon!}}<br /> <br /> Chris, 17 Dec, 10:45 am<br /> {{quotebox|SHE; my Ariel Starter was Female from the start, so Pu Tuhs!}}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1251528534941623&amp;set=a.110060325755122.19471.100002534669114&amp;type=3&amp;source=11 New profile pic]==<br /> 15 December at 7:14 pm<br /> <br /> Chris changed his profile picture to a Primarina, from Pokémon Sun/Moon.<br /> <br /> [[File:Primarina1.jpeg|250 px]]<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1253354574759019 Transformers are prioritized]==<br /> 17 December at 10:50 am<br /> {{quotebox|Reminding everyone about my WishList for this year; contrary to popular speculations: the Transformers listed are of Higher Priority of Everyone on the list, especially Soundwave, Japan Powermaster Ginrai, And Bumblebee. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> He included a link to Emgo316's Bumblebee [https://youtu.be/p4rQklFJ4pU video] on YouTube.<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1255111874583289 Buy our lawn tractor]==<br /> 19 December at 12:54 pm<br /> {{quotebox|My mother wants to sell our riding tractor for $595.00. For more information, call Barbara Chandler at the number in the listing of the tractor below. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> Chris linked to a [[Craigslist]] listing with the tractor.<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1256820867745723 DooBattle and a cold]==<br /> 21 December at 9:41 am<br /> {{quotebox|This turned out to be a really Fun &quot;DooBattie&quot;. I'm feeling down with another cold, but this video made me smile.}}<br /> <br /> He linked to ScrewAttack's [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T5QzLD5koc Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie] video.<br /> {{facebook}}</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=December_2016_Facebook_posts&diff=203327 2016-12-21T20:42:54Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Ongoing}}<br /> This page is an archive of Chris' [[Facebook]] posts during [[December 2016]]. Posts are sorted by date and linked to the source material from Facebook. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. [[Kenneth Englehardt]] and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1230704310357379 Patreon reward update]==<br /> 1 December at 2:12 pm<br /> {{quotebox|**Patreon Reward Update: In addition to the video and Skype Addition, I've added my Self-Skylander items as rewards. The Higher Donation amounts will get their items autographed. Thank You.}}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/lgbtqnation/posts/10154029671016717?comment_id=10154031788821717&amp;comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Pmurt should advocate the presidency]==<br /> 4 December at 2:24 am<br /> {{quotebox|Trump, impeached, would be a good thing, but Pence should not be President either. I would feel so much better if Trump would advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be.}}<br /> <br /> The word Chris is looking for is [http://www.dictionary.com/browse/abdicate abdicate].<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/LizzyTheLezzy/posts/10154053170986863?comment_id=10154057643601863&amp;comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R0%22%7D Sense of humor]==<br /> 4 December at 2:40 am<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I found 21/33 of them of fair to good humor.}}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1239523882808755 Feeling crappy]==<br /> 7 December at 5:07 am<br /> {{quotebox|feeling crappy}}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1240267116067765 Woman soul, (not) getting a job and Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie]==<br /> 7 December at 6:19 pm<br /> {{quotebox|Three things this post.<br /> <br /> One: I AM a full-on Woman soul. In Fact, and my real and closer friends can and will tell you the same, I feel better with positive, less confrontational actions, especially pleasant conversations, offering emotional support, and slice-of-life feminine things. I can't help that I grew up with Transformers G1 and beyond in my background, viewing schedule, and lifetime, and developed an interest in the toys and collecting some of them. A lot of women can tell you the same that we all sometimes like a break from the emotional details and view something Fantasy or Violent. And a number of males don't always like violence, either. So, Next time you doubt me being a Lesbian Transwoman, based solely on me playing with Autobots and Decepticons, Think Again, haters. I Love all female bots and cons: Arcees, Windblade, Chromium, Elita-1, Firestar, Airacnid, Aracnia, etcetera. Take your pick of the few.<br /> <br /> Two: I Can't get a job, and I have tried, as well as considered a LOT of details. Making beyond the certain amount per month in a job cuts into my SSI. The Trolls and Bullies have Killed my Background with all of the mis-content they have mostly misconstrued for the worst, as well as those that they have tricked, conned, deceived and blackmailed out of me. And I have my mother to worry about and care take; it IS a tiring process on my mind and emotions; Good GOD, my emotions! 😥 Among the other stresses that weigh me down emotionally and mentally, as great and heavy as the planet Pluto, or a LOT of Hippopotamuses, On My Head.<br /> <br /> Lastly, On ScrewAttack: Deadpool Vs Pinkie Pie?! WTF?! Are they Actually going to take the creepy pasta into account? &gt;:( Ugh. Pinkie will Lose against Deadpool. That is Sad.<br /> <br /> That's all for now.}}<br /> <br /> Jackie Mei, 6:39 pm:<br /> {{quoteboxyellow|Have you tried jobs that let you work from home or don't care about your identity? I know there's opportunities for you out there!}}<br /> <br /> Chris, 6:42 pm<br /> {{quotebox|I have TOO much on and over my head.}}<br /> <br /> Kim Wilson, 10:19 pm<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Christine Weston Chandler You and I have talked about this a lot, you don't have anything keeping you from getting a job. I don't know why you'd mention the background thing, because I've told you that your criminal background check would be 100% clean. Maybe you forgot? You could definitely work and get an extra $800 month, at least. I'm confused as to why you talk about money problems when you could just get a job. Oh! Maybe it's a &quot;complain problem&quot; instead of a &quot;real problem&quot;? When I come home to my boyfriend, I complain about work. But when he tries to suggest fixes for my problems, I get mad. It's because I just wanted to complain, I just wanted to let off some steam. So now before we even start talking, he asks me if it's a &quot;complain problem&quot; (one that I don't want fixed) or a &quot;real problem&quot;.}}<br /> Kim Wilson, 10:21 pm<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Christine Weston Chandler It sounds like your money problems are just a &quot;complain problem&quot;. You should probably take down your patreon if it's just a &quot;complain problem&quot; and you don't want to try to get a job.}}<br /> Chris deleted both of Kim's posts.<br /> <br /> ==Catch more Pokemon==<br /> 7 December at 6:56 pm<br /> <br /> Chris posted to a Pokemon group (link redacted).<br /> {{quotebox|We are not even close to the 100 million goal; sync your games and catch more Pokémon.}}<br /> <br /> He linked to a [https://3ds-sp.pokemon-gl.com/information/5af4196a-3ff3-4339-99c5-7f8612a7547f Pokemon article].<br /> <br /> Chris, 6:57 pm:<br /> <br /> [[File:Pokemon 100 million.jpeg|200px]]<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1240399242721219&amp;set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&amp;type=3 Look at how Tired I am]==<br /> 7 December at 8:16 pm<br /> {{quotebox|Seriously: Look at how Tired I am.<br /> <br /> Meme-wise: &quot;Look at how Tired I am.&quot;<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris tired 12-2016.jpeg|200px]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> Kim Wilson, 11:16 pm<br /> {{quoteboxorange|Christine Weston Chandler's got some of that dank kush. (Probably not though.)}}<br /> Chris, 1:19 am (Dec 8)<br /> {{quotebox|I never had any dank kush at all.}}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1242120865882390 Cutco spatula knife]==<br /> 8 December at 12:41 am<br /> <br /> Chris shared a [https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader#sm.0000b2549m3nidl1s2d1y3ldnckjb link] to a Cutco spatula knife, the same model he used for Thanksgiving.<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1242359085858568 Wishing Bob a Merry Christmas in his new life]==<br /> 9 December at 4:55 am<br /> {{quotebox|I miss my father everyday. He's enjoying Christmas in his new life.}}<br /> <br /> Chris shared a video with the post, however, the text on it reads, &quot;I miss you, Mom. I sure wish you could be here for Christmas.&quot;<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1242363509191459 Finances are a problem]==<br /> 9 December at 5:01 am<br /> {{quotebox|Finances are a problem.}}<br /> <br /> Chris shared a [https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s960x960/15440433_1186741464734860_8284463071043767071_o.png?oh=4fefe996b9003dc7071a36be2064f1db&amp;oe=58F39D02 comic about financial problems].<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1247929988634811 Sorbet lost, then found]==<br /> {{quotebox|13 December at 5:03 am<br /> I hit the hay at about 9:00 last night; Sorbet was absent; I searched all around for him; I knew he was not outside, and I could guess he was hiding and napping, but I felt unsure and worried. Pollo just woke me up for food, so I opened up a can of Friskies and served him and Lucy. Then I went upstairs and called for Sorbet. I heard him meowing, but I could not see him. Then I heard the meowing loudest by my old bedroom door, so I opened it, and he was trapped in there. I learned that my mother had gone in that room last night to check the thermostat, and she was unaware that Sorbet's curiosity led him to slip in and explore. And after checking the thermostat, she left the room and closed the door.<br /> <br /> Moral of the Story: always take a moment to check nearby for your loved young ones, especially while they are all energetic and explorative.<br /> <br /> I was shocked to find him trapped in there, then I was most relieved to have found and rescued him. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> Mei, 5:41 am<br /> {{quoteboxred|You are up so late!}}<br /> Chris, 8:29 pm<br /> {{quotebox|More like awoken by Pollo for food, and took another stab at finding Sorbet, and could not fall back asleep. Ugh.}}<br /> <br /> ==Didn't catch enough Pokemon==<br /> 13 December at 5:08 am<br /> <br /> Chris posted to a Pokemon group (link redacted). He shared a link to a [http://www.siliconera.com/2016/12/13/pokmon-sun-moon-players-didnt-come-close-catching-100-million-global-event/ Pokemon Sun and Moon article] about a global contest to catch 100 million Pokemon.<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1247936138634196&amp;set=a.278642068896946.64983.100002534669114&amp;type=3 Sonic Boom parody]==<br /> {{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#Sonic Boom parody}}<br /> 13 December at 5:16 am<br /> {{quotebox|Also, after hearing of Sonic Boom's &quot;The Biggest Fan&quot; episode, I found and watched it. Despite the segment on the arm colour in the portrait and the common fat, glasses, and hair on Mark the Tapir, and there was no mention or hidden cameo of Sonichu anywhere in the episode; I personally see No resemblance of myself in the Mark character. Especially in how far he took it to keep being able to be near Sonic; [[Chris and reality|I am not mental or crazy like that at all.]]<br /> <br /> Have a good and safe day.<br /> <br /> [[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> Marie, 9:25 am<br /> {{quoteboxorange|I saw some similarities, but they could also be similarities found in a lot of people...but at the same time, if it was a nod to you, that's a pretty big nod }}<br /> Chris, 8:29 pm<br /> {{quotebox|Whatever}}<br /> <br /> ==Pokeballs==<br /> 13 December at 7:42 am<br /> <br /> Chris posted to a Pokemon group (link redacted). <br /> <br /> {{quotebox|One thing I really like of Sun and Moon, the return of GSC Poke Balls (AKA Kurt's Balls; albeit a number of them were among the worst Poke Balls). Check out Both JWittz's Top Ten Best and Worst Poke Balls, and look on Bulbapedia to learn more of and better appreciate, the Jhoto Ball Sampler.<br /> <br /> Top Ten Best<br /> &lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssKt88ZGI3U&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Top Ten Worst<br /> &lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJmR-wpjcmQ&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1250741935020283 Dark Pokemon lineup]==<br /> 15 December at 3:04 am<br /> {{quotebox|I'm a Gym Leader, and I was given Dark type.<br /> <br /> I'd choose...<br /> <br /> Hydreigon&lt;br&gt;<br /> Houndoom&lt;br&gt;<br /> Sharpedo&lt;br&gt;<br /> Shiftry&lt;br&gt;<br /> Malamar&lt;br&gt;<br /> Mandibuzz}}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1251528041608339 Favorite Pokemon]==<br /> 15 December at 7:13 pm<br /> {{quotebox|Love for my favorite Starter Evolution of Sun/Moon, Primarina.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Primarina1.jpeg<br /> File:Primarina2.jpeg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Waterman, 8:13 pm<br /> {{quoteboxred|Is it because seven out of eight of them are male?}}<br /> <br /> Chris, 17 Dec, 10:46 am<br /> {{quotebox|No. my starting Popplio is Female; now a Primarina.}}<br /> <br /> Mei, 9:23 pm<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|he is a beautiful pokemon!}}<br /> <br /> Chris, 17 Dec, 10:45 am<br /> {{quotebox|SHE; my Ariel Starter was Female from the start, so Pu Tuhs!}}<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1251528534941623&amp;set=a.110060325755122.19471.100002534669114&amp;type=3&amp;source=11 New profile pic]==<br /> 15 December at 7:14 pm<br /> <br /> Chris changed his profile picture to a Primarina, from Pokémon Sun/Moon..:<br /> <br /> [[File:Primarina1.jpeg|250 px]]<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1253354574759019 Transformers are prioritized]==<br /> 17 December at 10:50 am<br /> {{quotebox|Reminding everyone about my WishList for this year; contrary to popular speculations: the Transformers listed are of Higher Priority of Everyone on the list, especially Soundwave, Japan Powermaster Ginrai, And Bumblebee. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> He included a link to Emgo316's Bumblebee [https://youtu.be/p4rQklFJ4pU video] on YouTube.<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1255111874583289 Buy our lawn tractor]==<br /> 19 December at 12:54 pm<br /> {{quotebox|My mother wants to sell our riding tractor for $595.00. For more information, call Barbara Chandler at the number in the listing of the tractor below. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> Chris linked to a [[Craigslist]] listing with the tractor.<br /> <br /> ==[https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1256820867745723 DooBattle and a cold]==<br /> 21 December at 9:41 am<br /> {{quotebox|This turned out to be a really Fun &quot;DooBattie&quot;. I'm feeling down with another cold, but this video made me smile.}}<br /> <br /> He linked to ScrewAttack's [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T5QzLD5koc Deadpool vs Pinkie Pie] video.<br /> {{facebook}}</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Muscle_bra&diff=202310 2016-11-14T21:22:29Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> <br /> <br /> {{taxpayermoney}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|OMG, WOW! This material feels so, so, so good on my skin.|Chris}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Sports-bra-DERP-dumb-look.jpg|thumb|Happy Chris in a muscle bra and with [[PS3|life upgrade]]]]<br /> [[Image:Cwcbraorig.JPG|thumb|Unhappy Chris in a classic (read: his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]]'s) bra]]<br /> '''Muscle bra''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for the [[Wikipedia:sports bra|sports bra]] that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] wears on his [[obesity|manboobs]]. Unfortunately for all involved, it only makes his [[Wikipedia:Gynecomastia|gynecomastia]] all the more appalling.<br /> <br /> The muscle bra, also known as '''the Muscle Bra of Fail''', first appeared in [[October 2009]] in a leaked e-mail accompanied by photos. His usually bouncy moobs soon became less noticeable in subsequent videos.<br /> <br /> For several years, Chris demanded that all men wear bras under penalty of law.<br /> <br /> ==Chris and bras==<br /> [[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|left|Chris after converting his bra into a wearable [[Attraction Sign]]]]<br /> [[File:Wantwoman.png|thumb|Artist's depiction]]<br /> [[File:ToplessTuesday.jpg|thumb|What happens when Chris doesn't wear his bra.]]<br /> <br /> Chris had a fetish for cross-dressing for some time before he proudly revealed it to the public. He wore his [[mother]]'s undergarments for [[Blanca]] in mid-2008. In the [[Chris Sex Videos]], recorded around the same time, he appears to be wearing a cut-off red t-shirt as a makeshift bra. In the summer of 2009, he admitted to [[Ivy]] that he enjoyed wearing women's underwear. She persuaded him to draw a picture of [[Punchy Sonichu]] wearing a bra and panties &quot;to symbolically display an acceptance of Chris’ interests.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; He did so, but for reasons which remained a mystery to his fans for the time being.<br /> <br /> For a while he also had mixed feelings about showing his own naked chest. For Ivy he drew several pictures of himself [[:File:CWCFlex.jpg|topless]]. In one he is pointedly waving his clown shirt above his head. In this idealized self-image his manboobs are non-existent and thus need no support. Also, in April 2009, he made [[Power|three short videos]] in which he demonstrated his physical strength whilst topless. <br /> <br /> On 1 September 2009 he told [[Kacey]] he was planning on buying a bra, presumably to control the bouncing of his manboobs while jogging. A few days later, he bought his first bras, and was so happy with them that he photographed himself wearing one and sent the images to a gal-pal. <br /> <br /> {{quote|I just spent a whole minute just lookin' at myself without my shirt on, and it with- with my bra- with my bra on. J-just lookin' at myself in the mirror for one minute, studying myself. It was like, you know, I mean, you know, at first I didn't know what to think, that's, like you know- that's why I sit in the mirror and look- took a good long- took a good one- took a good long look, there. And then I went to feed my cats...and that was about fifteen minutes later, and then that thought came back-....I had- the thou- the image from what I saw in the mirror came back to me, and I thought- and then I was like, &quot;yeah, I look pretty good, and I- and I can accept this, I can get used to this,&quot; and then I- and then I just felt confident.|Chris to Kasey&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 10]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> From this moment he was hooked.<br /> <br /> At first Chris assumed that bras were disposable. This was confirmed when he told Kacey that he threw away each bra after it accumulated three days' worth of 'tard sweat, because he didn't think that bras were washable.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 11]]&lt;/ref&gt; We already know from the below email that Chris bought one set of sports bras in a three-pack, and due to his notorious cheapness we have no reason to think he did not do the same with the second set of bras. Chris also reveals in a video that he wears bras with a band size of 42. His cup size has not been confirmed, although in one of his videos where he is mumbling and rambling he seems to say, &quot;Might say a little bit an A, a little bit of a size A,&quot; as he slaps the slabs of fat. While this could be a confirmation, he does not exactly have the ability to accurately determine the size of things. (Update: As of 2015 and him flashing his viewers under the reasoning to #FreeTheNipple, he is now claiming he is a D cup. It is up to you, the reader, to decide if you'll believe he grew three cup sizes.)<br /> <br /> The general public first became aware of Chris's muscle bras in [[April 2010]] with a [[For_J-R's_Eyes_Only.MOV|leaked video]]. The following day, possibly to steal the trolls' thunder, he voluntarily appeared in another [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]] for the public wearing his muscle bra. By this time, however, his rationale had shifted--it was not for comfort, but rather because he was offended by the sight of shirtless men. This new conviction would spur his campaign described below.<br /> <br /> In [[June 2010]] Chris went to [[Fridays After Five]], where he continued to carry out his campaign against exposed manboobs among the general public by wearing his muscle bra to the event. It seemed that Chris has also found another use for his muscle bra, demonstrated by his converting it into an [[attraction sign]] with a black marker. Whereas most normal people would perhaps draw on a t-shirt to make their point, Chris has devised a seemingly superior method of [[Love Quest|making his]]. That's right: for a woman to have read his statement of intent to engage in a romantic and sexual relationship with her, she'd have to have stared at one of the more disturbing outward pieces of evidence that he ''just doesn't understand how those relationships work'', which may or may not be a poetic microcosm of his entire fucking life since puberty.<br /> <br /> In 2011 a new wrinkle appeared--he was into not just bras, but transvestism in general. He declared himself to be a [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl]] and, later, a male lesbian, and he enthusiastically walked around in public wearing a blouse and skirt. He wore bras in photos uploaded to dating websites and Facebook. The muscle bra was folded into his new fashion paradigm.<br /> <br /> ==Muscle bras for everyone==<br /> [[File:GrossedMyselfOUT.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's typical response to a shirtless dude.]]<br /> [[File:Commissions C 2.jpg|thumb|Even while making bizarre collages, Chris still blacks out the MALE nipples.]]<br /> ''Main article:'' [[Brassieres For Males]]<br /> <br /> Chris's appreciation for bras goes beyond his penchant for dressing like a woman. It is also tied closely to the disgust he feels at seeing male bodies. Chris seems to find the sight of bare male chests extremely unappealing and even offensive. As early as October 2009, in a [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|video]] he released showing an illustration of himself bare-chested, he censored his own drawn nipple with a slip of paper. In the [[April 2010]] video message [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Men Should NEVER be Topless]] he strongly insisted that all men should wear bras and said he would actually make it a [[law]]. He has gone so far as to cover or vandalize images of male torsos in stores while shopping.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> If anything, his revulsion has only intensified over time. In October 2014 he raged to a friend, &quot;those UGLY, OFFENSIVE, VULGAR TOPLESS HIDES JUST GIVE ME REALLY BAD SHIVERS AND QUAKES; NEAR ENOUGH TO CAUSE A FREAKING SEIZURE!!!&quot; He is convinced that at least half the population--especially straight men--share this belief. At other times he has claimed that &quot;NOBODY is ever truly impressed with the topless male nudity.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Open Relationship E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> At first, it was supposed among his fans that there might be unstated reasons for his campaign. Perhaps due to his [[Chris and art|inability]] to differentiate differences in the anatomy of other human beings, he saw it as necessary for other males to cover up as well. Or perhaps, he simply wanted to rationalize the fact that he needed one for his big breasts by encouraging people who do not need one to wear one as well, thus hiding his embarrassment. As the years passed, however, his statements of repugnance at the male physique only multiplied, and it became apparent that he was being sincere in his rationale. Whether this stems from autism, projected self-hatred, or some undiagnosed mental illness, none can say.<br /> <br /> Hiding the male body became such an important cause for Chris that in [[September 2013]], he revealed a [[Brassieres For Males|Facebook page]] dedicated to the muscle bra. Its original purpose was &quot;to support making it legally required for men of all ages to wear (sports) bras to cover their topless chests.&quot; However, thanks to the influence of certain friends, the page was soon modified to say that men should be merely encouraged to wear bras, &quot;as a way to express identity or modesty.&quot; After coming out as a male lesbian in 2014, he extended his appeal to the Human Rights Campaign, writing, &quot;Topless male nudity is offensive to me, and to others as well I am sure. It should be socially appropriate for all men to wear a (Sports) Brassiere!&quot;<br /> <br /> ==The bra e-mail==<br /> The following e-mail was leaked in October 2009, along with a series of illustrative photos. The identity of the recipient has never been publicly revealed, but more of her correspondence can be found [[Gal Pal E-mails|here]].<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|[[Stress]] causes Memory Loss sometimes. At least I undid the hacker who got into my [[YouTube]].&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Also, I did my shopping today; I haven't been able to draw or color today yet, but I will set some time tonight. I got my copy of [[Guitar Hero|G.H.5]], my new 3-in-one-printer, and I found the sports bras at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]]; 3-packs for $10 a pack. In leiu of going into the fitting room, I asked the nearby female employee to measure my [[Wikipedia:Brassiere measurement|bust size]]; I'm a 43. So I got a 3-set of 42; I've been wearing one for try... It is sooo comfortable, and my manboobs do not bounce as easily; I jumped a few times to see. OMG, WOW! This material feel so, so, so good on my skin. It's like a [[sex toys|Guitly Pleasure]] or something.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Anyway, I got my exercise in today. I also went to [[McDonald's|McD]], [[Wikipedia:Toys &quot;R&quot; Us|Toys 'R' Us]], [[Wikipedia:Sheetz|Sheetz]], [[Wikipedia:Food Lion|Food Lion]] and [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] for applications; NO PAPER APPLICATIONS! OMG, it really [[Family Guy|ground my gears]] to realize that. Although at Target, I was not totally surprised; I went straight to their computer station and filled in their application online. But EVERYONE IS LIKE GOING DIGITAL WITH NO PAPER TRAIL; It Sucks! This is even WORSE Than that CRAPPY PowerWeb at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]].<br /> <br /> Yes, you have read correctly, I HAVE ALWAYS HATED THAT DAMN, [[Sonichu's News Dash#Chris on PowerWeb (&quot;Why PowerWeb STINKS on Ice&quot;)|STUPID POWERWEB!]]&lt;ref&gt;{{CWCipedia link|TwoMarys#Mary_Lee_Walsh|TwoMarys on CWCipedia}} Chris seems to hate the PowerWeb because it's a pet project of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and he was too dumb to understand how to use it.&lt;/ref&gt; Even in it's pre-released Over Advertising, which was TOTALLY UNECCESSARY. Every time I was FORCED into using that Damn System, I was always reluctant, and I had to use my Student ID No., which I HAD NEVER CARED TO MEMORIZE; I only glanced at a few numbers at a time upon entry, and &quot;In One Ear And Out The Other&quot; with that soiled piece of what would have been valuable information. You said I was the first person you met to Hate Kenneth; well, I'm probably the first person you met who Always Loathed the PowerWeb since its PreBirth.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;nowiki&gt;*&lt;/nowiki&gt;[[stress sigh|sigh]]*<br /> <br /> But I digress... and this bra feels sooo good.<br /> <br /> Something else, I'll forward you an e-mail I sent to [[Kacey]] last night after our conversation to best start another concern of mine.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> I'll TTYL,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Stay Safe,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Chris.}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> ===E-mail images===<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Sports-bra-DERP-dumb-look.jpg<br /> Image:Sports-bra-little-teapot.jpg<br /> Image:Sports-bra-creepy-stare.jpg<br /> Image:Sports-bra-with-crossed-arm.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Animated gifs===<br /> [[Image:127193894817.gif]]<br /> [[Image:127193932971.gif]]<br /> [[Image:127193992465.gif]]<br /> [[Image:127193999352.gif]]<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and fashion]]<br /> *[[Gaybian]]<br /> *[[Tomgirl Pictures]] and the subsequent [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|Tomgirl revelations]]<br /> *[[Brassieres For Males]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *[http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=5645734 Chris's bras at Wal-Mart]<br /> *[http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090727052138AAL0i56 Chris's inspiring others to revolutionize men's fashion!!111]<br /> {{CWC-isms}}<br /> {{Relics of Fail}}<br /> [[Category:CWC-isms]]<br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=201390 2016-10-02T17:18:08Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in brazil<br /> <br /> my [[United States of America|americanized]] name would be John . call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> i was browsing [[ReBrick]], searching for [[Sonic]]-related stuff, and a bunch of Chris' [[Chris and art|monsters]] (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> a few months later, i saw a &quot;drawing&quot; of [[Sonichu]]. i was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. a joke about how bad sonic's fandumb is. how cute...<br /> <br /> then i stumbled across CWCki. i was never so entretained about [[autism]] before. thanks, Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -i love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -i learned [[english]] by myself.<br /> <br /> -[[Update: 2/25/16|Inside Out]] is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[anime]] isn't real.<br /> <br /> -[[Chris and art|drawing]] is my hobby.<br /> <br /> -my [[waifu]] is amethyst.<br /> <br /> -go play undertale.<br /> <br /> == userboxes ==<br /> <br /> {{Pedofork}}<br /> <br /> {{White}}<br /> <br /> {{Wii}}<br /> <br /> {{Christian}}<br /> <br /> {{Straight|male}}<br /> <br /> {{ClassicChris}}</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=September_2016_Paid_Video_Requests&diff=201366 2016-10-01T15:04:44Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{transcript}}<br /> <br /> This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in September 2016.<br /> <br /> ==Happy Birthday, Alex==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Happy Birthday, Alex<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|hLEzZ45BIWs}}<br /> | stardate = 6 [[September 2016]]<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | Saga = {{Business|text}} <br /> | shirt = Do What Makes You Happy<br /> | previous = [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song|Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song]]<br /> | next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls|Paid Message to the Trolls]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Description'''<br /> {{quotebox|via YouTube Capture<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> Hello, Alex! This is Christine Chandler coming live to 'ya from home. Pretty much an inconvenient moment... anyway, wish you a happy birthday! I hope you had a good one today anyway.<br /> <br /> Bir...<br /> <br /> ...late in the day then, the day after. Anyway, happy birthday to you, true and honest love fan. Zap to the extreme. Take care, stay safe.<br /> <br /> ==Paid Message to the Trolls==<br /> <br /> Chris answers a paid-request addressed to Kiwi Farms. Chris was inclined to [[Chris and English#Chris and profanity|censor]] the message, albeit allowing the term &quot;vag&quot;—probably because it feeds into his delusion of self-femininity. Throughout the video, Chris trails off into elongated, high-pitched muddles—especially when uttering &quot;Christine&quot;. Chris appears unmoved by message. Since it's unlikely he recognized the satirical nature of it, Chris would have saw the message as championing him and disparaging the trolls, yet he responds emotionlessly, &quot;Personal opinion... eh whatever.&quot;<br /> <br /> Chris's TV appears to be on, flickering during the duration of this video.<br /> <br /> Unrelated to the request, Chris picks up his toys and performs a skit mocking 2016 presidential candidate, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. Representing Trump as an orange block of legos, Chris uses a blue-hair figure to kick the block. He pauses for a few moments before mildly exclaiming &quot;Goal!&quot; It's more likely than not, Chris is spoon-fed political views from CollegeHumor&lt;ref&gt;[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Paid Message to the Trolls<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|EHLD5ABgsfQ}}<br /> | stardate = 7 [[September 2016]]<br /> | style = {{Reason|text}}<br /> | Saga = {{Business|text}} <br /> | shirt =<br /> | previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Alex|Happy Birthday, Alex]]<br /> | next = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Description'''<br /> {{quotebox|via YouTube Capture<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> Hello this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home with a, paid message, to the internet trolls. But specifically, the KiwiFarms. Alright, quote, and I'm censoring the language:<br /> <br /> &quot;Hey there everybody. It's your old pal, your old friend, Lord Armstrong! And I'm here to tell all of you *high-pitched beep*, at KiwiFarms, how much I hate all of yous.<br /> <br /> First off, what I want (high pitched mocking voice starts) you to do, is leave Christine alone. I love Criteen and *mumbles*. I would do anything for Criteen, anything. I'm the only one fit to see her vaaag. The only one who gets to see Criteen Ch-chandler... Criteen Weston Chandler's vag.<br /> <br /> Ook, God, Fuh-you no, fuh-you Hellblazer, fuh-you Flowers for So-Ni-Chuuu, fuh-you Trickie and (high pitched mocking voice ends) Blank for your rip off...comics, that sully Christine's True and Honest work, and most of all, fuh-you LoveYouLongTime for spreading Christine's personal emails about... A-about the lady he was with a few years ago, or she was with years ago. She was the first person of true and honest, to Criteen and loved her forsh-for who she was. Go to heck all of you, sincerely yours, your buddy, your pal, Lord Armstrong.&quot;<br /> <br /> That's what he said. *sigh* Personal opinion? Eh, whatever. And now for a special bonus. Here is what I say to, orange face. Orange face Donald Trump, and his anti-feministic ways. Trump, you can take a dump! Goal! Thank you, have a good day.<br /> <br /> ==We Like Pearl==<br /> <br /> Bizarrely, Chris entitled the video as &quot;We&quot; instead of &quot;I&quot;.<br /> <br /> Chris's fandom of Steven Universe and his subsequent eagerness to fulfill this request should come as a surprise to no one. Steven Universe is a cartoon saturated with unsubtle messages which pander to the LGBT community. The show is often regarded as having one of the worst followings; e.g., Chris. <br /> <br /> Chris goes on a rant describing how he relates to his favorite character from the show, Pearl. Chris identifies with her ability to learn from her mistakes, her vast knowledge, her understanding of her limitations, and her articulate way of speaking; the blatant irony of all this being that these are attributes Chris has never acquired or strived to develop in his life. In a more bizarre turn, Chris confesses to coveting the outfit of this cartoon character--who has slenderest figure in the show. How Chris could even imagine himself fitting into that dress, harkens back to how he represented himself in the comics (as slim and athletic). It would appear then Chris is still in denial over his obesity. <br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = We Like Pearl<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|oNeFGKjzLtM}}<br /> | stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]<br /> | style = {{Crazy|text}}<br /> | Saga = {{Business|text}} <br /> | shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}} <br /> | previous = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]<br /> | next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|Oh, Wait. I've got one more...]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Description'''<br /> {{quotebox| via YouTube Capture<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> ==Oh, Wait. I've got one more...==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Oh, Wait. I've got one more...<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|a8uXC-QonL8}}<br /> | stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]<br /> | style = {{Tragedy|text}}<br /> | Saga = {{Business|text}} <br /> | shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}} <br /> | previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|We Like Pearl]]<br /> | next = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Description'''<br /> {{quotebox| via YouTube Capture<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> ==Hello==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Hello<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|Fi4x_uYF8mE}}<br /> | stardate = 29 [[September 2016]]<br /> | Saga = {{Business|text}} <br /> | previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|Oh, Wait. I've got one more...]]<br /> | next = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Description'''<br /> {{quotebox| via YouTube Capture<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ===Transcript===<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Category:Business]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]<br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Sonichu&diff=200075 2016-08-15T20:18:51Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Disambiguation}}<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu''' may refer to:<br /> <br /> ''Comic and related:''<br /> <br /> *'''[[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' (comic)]]''', Chris's horribly drawn webcomic.<br /> *'''[[Sonichu (species)]]''', Chris's imaginary species of Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.<br /> *'''[[Sonichu (character)]]''', Chris's awful Mary Sue OC.<br /> *'''[[Chris-chan Sonichu]]''', Chris's Mary Sue fursona that renders Sonichu pointless.<br /> *'''[[Sonichu Balls]]''', plot coupons in the ''Sonichu'' comic.<br /> *'''[[S-Chu Ball]]s''', Poké Balls for use with Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.<br /> *'''[[Sonichu Zip]]''', a song by [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]].<br /> ''Video games:''<br /> <br /> *'''[[Sonichu (game)|''Sonichu'' (game)]]''', another of Chris's stillborn retard ideas.<br /> *'''''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''''', a rip-off of ''Sonic Adventure''.<br /> *'''''[[Sonichu Advance]]''''', a rip-off of ''Sonic Advance''.<br /> <br /> ''Websites or accounts:''<br /> <br /> *'''[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]''', Chris's first Sonichu website of fail.<br /> :*'''[[Sonichu-Fans]]''', a sub-domain of his website.<br /> *'''[[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#Sonichu]]''', the IRC &quot;fan&quot; chat.<br /> *'''[[Youtube#Sonichu (May 2007-September 2008)|Sonichu]]''', Christian's first [[YouTube]] account.<br /> *'''[[Sonichu Girls]]''', TRUE and HONEST forum of teenage girls devoted to Sonichu.<br /> *'''[[Gay 4 Sonichu]]''', a forum of [[homos]] devoted to Sonichu.<br /> <br /> ''Relics:''<br /> <br /> *'''[[Son-Chu]]''', Chris's car.<br /> *'''''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]''''', Chris's failed newsletter. <br /> *'''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]''', presentation sent to Miyamoto.<br /> *'''[[amiibo|Sonichu (amiibo)]]''', an amiibo for Sonichu, sold by Chris on [[eBay]].</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=199712 2016-08-06T23:23:22Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in brazil<br /> <br /> my [[United States of America|americanized]] name would be John . call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> i was browsing [[ReBrick]], searching for [[Sonic]]-related stuff, and a bunch of Chris' [[Chris and art|monsters]] (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> a few months later, i saw a &quot;drawing&quot; of [[Sonichu]]. i was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. a joke about how bad sonic's fandumb is. how cute...<br /> <br /> then i stumbled across CWCki. i was never so entretained about [[autism]] before. thanks, Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -i love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -i learned [[english]] by myself.<br /> <br /> -[[Update: 2/25/16|Inside Out]] is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[anime]] isn't real.<br /> <br /> -[[Chris and art|drawing]] is my hobby.<br /> <br /> -my [[waifu]] is Peridot.<br /> <br /> -go play undertale.<br /> <br /> == userboxes ==<br /> <br /> {{Pedofork}}<br /> <br /> {{White}}<br /> <br /> {{Wii}}<br /> <br /> {{Christian}}<br /> <br /> {{Straight|male}}<br /> <br /> {{ClassicChris}}</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2016&diff=199552 2016-07-28T18:53:15Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:0116.png|thumb|Chris in January]]<br /> '''2016''' the eighth year of organized trolling. <br /> It is a year that brought us the following things:<br /> <br /> - Chris narrowly avoids jail time and is sentenced to probation due to the actions that he took on [[26 December 2014|GameStop incident]].<br /> <br /> - Chris attempted to organize what he called a &quot;lesbian party&quot; but was utterly unsuccessful thanks to that dang dirty Jeff O.<br /> <br /> - The further degeneration of Chris's hair. Due to a mix of neglect and his traditional lack of self respect, his [[hair|hair]] now resembles a dying, green dish rag [[Chris and health|which only emboldens his rapidly-receding skullet.]]<br /> <br /> - Fought with, then eventually made up with...and than fought with again, Jeff O. on the issue of selling Sonichu merchandise. <br /> <br /> - Chris apologizing to males with Asperger's.<br /> <br /> - Chris began and quickly ended his Game-stop embargo because it accomplished nothing. <br /> <br /> - Chris ascended to a new tier of e-begging as he tries to convince people to buy him a PS4 for his birthday. Chris then purchased a PS4 himself and pretended he received it from a fan.<br /> <br /> - Barb was sued for thousands of dollars in outstanding credit card debt.<br /> <br /> In April Chris's Probation ends. Launches the Sonichu Entertainment of America and Chris starts to literally beg for money.<br /> <br /> In May Chris continues to beg for money. He buys a new sweetheart named Naru. Naru is A Japanese love pillow. Chris tries to sell Sonichu and still have creative control to Sega. Chris revealed that he was competing with a former gay porn star for the privilege of impregnating a lesbian couple. Chris also made another sextape. <br /> <br /> In July, Chris got [[Un-clit 2.0|an open, bleeding wound on his groin]] and [[Chris and reality|thinks it means he started to grow a vagina as a result from watching subliminal frequency videos.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC34.png|thumb|left|Chris in February]]<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt; <br /> {{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=199049 2016-07-09T19:05:01Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in brazil<br /> <br /> my [[United States of America|americanized]] name would be John . call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> i was browsing [[ReBrick]], searching for [[Sonic]]-related stuff, and a bunch of Chris' [[Chris and art|monsters]] (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> a few months later, i saw a &quot;drawing&quot; of [[Sonichu]]. i was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. a joke about how bad sonic's fandumb is. how cute...<br /> <br /> then i stumbled across CWCki. i was never so entretained about [[autism]] before. thanks, Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -i love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -i learned [[english]] by myself.<br /> <br /> -[[Update: 2/25/16|Inside Out]] is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[anime]] isn't real.<br /> <br /> -[[Chris and art|drawing]] is my hobby.<br /> <br /> -my [[waifu]] is Peridot.<br /> <br /> -go play undertale.<br /> <br /> == userboxes ==<br /> <br /> {{Pedofork}}<br /> <br /> {{White}}<br /> <br /> {{Wii}}<br /> <br /> {{Christian}}<br /> <br /> {{Straight|male}}</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCville&diff=198362 2016-06-06T20:13:54Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DeadLinks}}<br /> [[File:Damntrolls.png|center|450px]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|8UP6mEJrj1I}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community with happy people, [[boyfriend-free girl|cool chicks]] and a [[virgin with rage|frustrated male]]...|Narrator, [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:SchuComic3Page30.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> '''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], &quot;quick-ville&quot;) is [[Chris]]'s imaginary world, created from a combination of his twisted views on the world and pop-culture to work as a place where he can hide away from the hardships of [[Chris and Reality|reality]] and make all his wishes, ideas, and deranged fantasies become true.<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> [[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]<br /> [[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]<br /> [[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]<br /> <br /> CWCville is the setting of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], a city in [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] is Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville &quot;IN REAL LIFE.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]&lt;/ref&gt; As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life. <br /> <br /> It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the Jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts, such as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkop]]s and resurrecting his dead dog, is due to the fact that in CWCville, his will is supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.<br /> <br /> Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but &quot;a clean, secure, orderly and safe city.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]&lt;/ref&gt; After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,&lt;ref&gt;[[March 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris repeatedly attempted to redact the statement claiming &quot;I am still the mayor of CWCville, there is [sic] no elections.&quot;&lt;ref&gt; Chris-chan discusses &lt;/ref&gt; &lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=p32/&gt; Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it. <br /> <br /> The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed [[LEGO]] kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In February 2011, Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city &quot;still stands strong today within my own mind and hands.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.&lt;ref&gt;[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]&lt;/ref&gt; After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on &quot;CWCville&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]&lt;/ref&gt; in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy. <br /> <br /> [[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|left|CWCville, as portrayed by Chris in his videos.]]<br /> Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.&lt;ref&gt;[[Rollin' and Trollin']]&lt;/ref&gt; He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with &quot;C&quot;, but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it &quot;the most important one&quot; of these &quot;C-Villes&quot;; as if Chicago or [[Ohio trip|Cleveland]], for example, was less important than Charlottesville.&lt;ref&gt;[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]&lt;/ref&gt; CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,&lt;ref name=p32&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32]&lt;/ref&gt; also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world. <br /> <br /> However, a map in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] shows CWCville as being near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the [[Wikipedia:Kantō region|Kantō region]] in Japan. It is also located near [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square]], found in Sonic the Hedgehog's world.<br /> <br /> Given Chris's humongous ego, it's surprising that he didn't give himself Presidency over a whole country to begin with, or better yet, a whole fucking planet.It may be that this apparent restraint on Chris's part is evidence of his extremely repressed worldview in which his entire world centers around his immediate surroundings, namely his hometown of Ruckersville and in some cases Virginia. This weak sense of one's surroundings is a trait which is typically seen only in young children who have yet to experience enough of life to develop an understanding that there is more to the world than their immediate surroundings. Yet even in his ultimate self-serving fantasy, in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, Chris' ever-limited imagination has only titled himself &quot;Mayor&quot; of a &quot;Ville.&quot; He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], an idiotic Hyrule [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]], but he actually let someone else rule it. All this suggests that, at least in terms of his understanding of the world, Chris lags behind even an early grade school age child.<br /> <br /> ==Name==<br /> One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] featured a &quot;'''Cwick City''' Gym&quot;, while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings &quot;'''Cwicville'''&quot; and &quot;'''Cwickville'''&quot;. A sign on the door to his room reads &quot;Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym&quot;. It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.) <br /> <br /> Without knowing the &quot;correct&quot; pronunciation of the name, the fact remains that &quot;CWCville&quot;, unlike any proper English word, begins with four consonants in a row. Using conventional phonology, the name is pretty difficult to utter, unless you're Welsh, in which case it would be pronounced &quot;cookville&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Government and politics==<br /> {{Quote|And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING|Chris, explaining the totalitarian state to [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]].}}<br /> [[Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|thumb|left|The great &lt;strike&gt;dictator&lt;/strike&gt; director on his throne]]<br /> [[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. [[Note how Chris needs an arrow pointing to himself|Chris and his Ego]].<br /> <br /> According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his son is unknown. And only [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] knows why it wasn't called RFCville, as all records of Mayor Bob's mayorship &amp;mdash; in fact, all symbols of the old regime &amp;mdash; have been erased (like the Roman practice of [[Wikipedia:damnatio memoriae|''damnatio memoriae'']], where all records of a traitor (statues, inscriptions, etc.) are erased after his death). It is unknown if Bob died before passing CWCville over to his son, as he has yet to be seen/mentioned in the comic.<br /> <br /> CWCville is, in theory, part of the [[United States of America]], but in practice, it seems to be a quasi-independent city-state, similar to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEayQ0T-qA Hong Kong and Macau] in [[China]]. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to U.S. ideals. The city seems more like the private domain of the Mayor than part of a larger federation.<br /> <br /> According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government is a &quot;King/Queen thing&quot; for which there is no voting.&lt;ref&gt;[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt; The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, &quot;advised&quot; by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]&lt;/ref&gt; The right to vote has &quot;even&quot; been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville). Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris shows that they still hold no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to. For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the &quot;game plan&quot; as a ''fait accompli''.<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. (Note the &quot;SS&quot; runes.)]]<br /> <br /> The Mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]], even though many dictatorships ''are'' hereditary.&lt;ref&gt;*The [[Wikipedia:Assad family|Assad dynasty]] in Syria&lt;br/&gt;*The [[Wikipedia:Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier]] [[Wikipedia:François Duvalier|dynasty]] in Haiti&lt;br/&gt;*The [[Wikipedia:Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila]] [[Wikipedia:Joseph Kabila|dynasty]] in DR Congo&lt;br/&gt;*The [[Wikipedia:Kim dynasty (North Korea)|Kim dynasty]] in North Korea&lt;br/&gt;The [[Wikipedia:Pahlavi dynasty|Pahlavi dynasty]] in Iran&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],&lt;ref&gt;[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]&lt;/ref&gt; but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that [[Wikipedia:Doublethink|he was always the ruler]] and that there would be no further elections.<br /> <br /> [[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people]]<br /> <br /> The police don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random. [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of &quot;protecting&quot; the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest a super-powered official, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states.<br /> <br /> Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].<br /> <br /> The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are depowered, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] are arrested and put on trial not even a week after, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.<br /> <br /> CWCville also pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet.&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie Chat #3&quot;&gt;[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Economy==<br /> [[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]<br /> CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the Mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the Mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. [[Tobacky|Tobacco]], unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry, which by all reasonable analysis, means it is very likely one of the single most-smuggled contraband items into CWCville writ large, fetching black marketeers windfall profits. <br /> <br /> CWCville also mints its own currency, which comes in confusing denominations - there are two coins: the C-Quarter and W-Quarter, ten C-Quarters equaling one W-Quarter, indicating that [[Honor roll|Chris has no idea what &quot;quarter&quot; means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver-colored rim and the letter &quot;W&quot; in red in the center, while the C-Quarter is C-shaped and blue, with a silver-colored rim. Fines are levied in U.S. dollars, for unknown reasons: perhaps to add to the foreign currency reserves of the tottering dictatorship.<br /> <br /> As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story &quot;soup hotels&quot; house a population of 900-1,800 indigents (meaning the small city of CWCville has a homeless population of at least 10,000), and come equipped with free cable TV.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]&lt;/ref&gt; The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], page 21&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris claims that the city has &quot;a lot of [[Kevin the Jew|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like new york,&quot; and is on the stock exchange.&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie Chat #3&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:EmperorChris.png|How Chris sees himself as Cwcville's ruler.<br /> Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|Artist's deception of CWCville's beloved Mayor. <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt; &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[CWCville Shopping Center]]<br /> * [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCVille Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)<br /> <br /> {{CWCverse}}<br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Pages with fan videos]]<br /> [[Category:Fictional places]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=197840 2016-05-27T21:21:14Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in brazil<br /> <br /> my [[United States of America|americanized]] name would be John . call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> i was browsing [[ReBrick]], searching for [[Sonic]]-related stuff, and a bunch of Chris' [[Chris and art|monsters]] (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> a few months later, i saw a &quot;drawing&quot; of [[Sonichu]]. i was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. a joke about how bad sonic's fandumb is. how cute...<br /> <br /> then i stumbled across CWCki. i was never so entretained about [[autism]] before. thanks, Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -i love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -i learned [[english]] by myself.<br /> <br /> -[[Update: 2/25/16|Inside Out]] is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[anime]] isn't real.<br /> <br /> -[[Chris and art|drawing]] is my hobby.<br /> <br /> -my [[waifu]] is Peridot.<br /> <br /> -go play undertale.</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=197102 2016-04-15T19:57:21Z

<p>Deco Souza: /* HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in Brazil<br /> <br /> My [[United States of America|americanized]] name would be John . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing [[ReBrick]], searching for [[Sonic]]-related stuff, and a bunch of Chris' [[Chris and art|monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot;]] (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> A few months later, i saw a &quot;drawing&quot; of [[Sonichu]]. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> <br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about [[autism]] before. Thanks, Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -Mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -I learned [[english]] by myself.<br /> <br /> -[[Update: 2/25/16|Inside Out]] is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[Anime]] isn't real.<br /> <br /> -[[Chris and art|Drawing]] is my hobby.<br /> <br /> -go play undertale lol</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCville&diff=196844 2016-03-26T02:06:37Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DeadLinks}}<br /> [[File:Damntrolls.png|center|450px]]<br /> <br /> {{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|8UP6mEJrj1I}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community with happy people, [[boyfriend-free girl|cool chicks]] and a [[virgin with rage|frustrated male]]...|Narrator, [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:SchuComic3Page30.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> '''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], &quot;quick-ville&quot;) is [[Chris]]'s imaginary world, created from a combination of his twisted views on the world and pop-culture to work as a place where he can hide away from the hardships of [[Chris and Reality|reality]] and make all his wishes, ideas, and deranged fantasies become true.<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> [[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]<br /> [[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]<br /> [[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]<br /> <br /> CWCville is the setting of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], a city in [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] is Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville &quot;IN REAL LIFE.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]&lt;/ref&gt; As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life. <br /> <br /> It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the Jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts, such as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkop]]s and resurrecting his dead dog, is due to the fact that in CWCville, his will is supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.<br /> <br /> Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but &quot;a clean, secure, orderly and safe city.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]&lt;/ref&gt; After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,&lt;ref&gt;[[March 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris repeatedly attempted to redact the statement claiming &quot;I am still the mayor of CWCville, there is [sic] no elections.&quot;&lt;ref&gt; Chris-chan discusses &lt;/ref&gt; &lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=p32/&gt; Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it. <br /> <br /> The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed [[LEGO]] kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In February 2011, Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city &quot;still stands strong today within my own mind and hands.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.&lt;ref&gt;[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]&lt;/ref&gt; After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on &quot;CWCville&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]&lt;/ref&gt; in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy. <br /> <br /> [[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|left|CWCville, as portrayed by Chris in his videos.]]<br /> Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.&lt;ref&gt;[[Rollin' and Trollin']]&lt;/ref&gt; He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with &quot;C&quot;, but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it &quot;the most important one&quot; of these &quot;C-Villes&quot;; as if Chicago or [[Ohio trip|Cleveland]], for example, was less important than Charlottesville.&lt;ref&gt;[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]&lt;/ref&gt; CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,&lt;ref name=p32&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32]&lt;/ref&gt; also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world. <br /> <br /> However, a map in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] shows CWCville as being near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the [[Wikipedia:Kantō region|Kantō region]] in Japan. It is also located near [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square]], found in Sonic the Hedgehog's world.<br /> <br /> Given Chris's humongous ego, it's surprising that he didn't give himself Presidency over a whole country to begin with, or better yet, a whole fucking planet.It may be that this apparent restraint on Chris's part is evidence of his extremely repressed worldview in which his entire world centers around his immediate surroundings, namely his hometown of Ruckersville and in some cases Virginia. This weak sense of one's surroundings is a trait which is typically seen only in young children who have yet to experience enough of life to develop an understanding that there is more to the world than their immediate surroundings. Yet even in his ultimate self-serving fantasy, in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, Chris' ever-limited imagination has only titled himself &quot;Mayor&quot; of a &quot;Ville.&quot; He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], an idiotic Hyrule [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]], but he actually let someone else rule it. All this suggests that, at least in terms of his understanding of the world, Chris lags behind even an early grade school age child.<br /> <br /> ==Name==<br /> One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] featured a &quot;'''Cwick City''' Gym&quot;, while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings &quot;'''Cwicville'''&quot; and &quot;'''Cwickville'''&quot;. A sign on the door to his room reads &quot;Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym&quot;. It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.) <br /> <br /> Without knowing the &quot;correct&quot; pronunciation of the name, the fact remains that &quot;CWCville&quot;, unlike any proper English word, begins with four consonants in a row. Using conventional phonology, the name is pretty difficult to utter, unless you're Welsh, in which case it would be pronounced &quot;cookville&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Government and politics==<br /> {{Quote|And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING|Chris, explaining the totalitarian state to [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]].}}<br /> [[Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|thumb|left|The great &lt;strike&gt;dictator&lt;/strike&gt; director on his throne]]<br /> [[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Note how Chris needs an arrow pointing to himself.]]<br /> <br /> According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his son is unknown. And only [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] knows why it wasn't called RFCville, as all records of Mayor Bob's mayorship &amp;mdash; in fact, all symbols of the old regime &amp;mdash; have been erased (like the Roman practice of [[Wikipedia:damnatio memoriae|''damnatio memoriae'']], where all records of a traitor (statues, inscriptions, etc.) are erased after his death). It is unknown if Bob died before passing CWCville over to his son, as he has yet to be seen/mentioned in the comic.<br /> <br /> CWCville is, in theory, part of the [[United States of America]], but in practice, it seems to be a quasi-independent city-state, similar to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEayQ0T-qA Hong Kong and Macau] in [[China]]. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to U.S. ideals. The city seems more like the private domain of the Mayor than part of a larger federation.<br /> <br /> According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government is a &quot;King/Queen thing&quot; for which there is no voting.&lt;ref&gt;[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt; The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, &quot;advised&quot; by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]&lt;/ref&gt; The right to vote has &quot;even&quot; been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville). Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris shows that they still hold no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to. For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the &quot;game plan&quot; as a ''fait accompli''.<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. (Note the &quot;SS&quot; runes.)]]<br /> <br /> The Mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]], even though many dictatorships ''are'' hereditary.&lt;ref&gt;*The [[Wikipedia:Assad family|Assad dynasty]] in Syria&lt;br/&gt;*The [[Wikipedia:Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier]] [[Wikipedia:François Duvalier|dynasty]] in Haiti&lt;br/&gt;*The [[Wikipedia:Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila]] [[Wikipedia:Joseph Kabila|dynasty]] in DR Congo&lt;br/&gt;*The [[Wikipedia:Kim dynasty (North Korea)|Kim dynasty]] in North Korea&lt;br/&gt;The [[Wikipedia:Pahlavi dynasty|Pahlavi dynasty]] in Iran&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],&lt;ref&gt;[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]&lt;/ref&gt; but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that [[Wikipedia:Doublethink|he was always the ruler]] and that there would be no further elections.<br /> <br /> [[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people]]<br /> <br /> The police don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random. [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of &quot;protecting&quot; the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest a super-powered official, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states.<br /> <br /> Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].<br /> <br /> The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are depowered, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] are arrested and put on trial not even a week after, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.<br /> <br /> CWCville also pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet.&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie Chat #3&quot;&gt;[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Economy==<br /> [[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]<br /> CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the Mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the Mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. [[Tobacky|Tobacco]], unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry, which by all reasonable analysis, means it is very likely one of the single most-smuggled contraband items into CWCville writ large, fetching black marketeers windfall profits. <br /> <br /> CWCville also mints its own currency, which comes in confusing denominations - there are two coins: the C-Quarter and W-Quarter, ten C-Quarters equaling one W-Quarter, indicating that [[Honor roll|Chris has no idea what &quot;quarter&quot; means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver-colored rim and the letter &quot;W&quot; in red in the center, while the C-Quarter is C-shaped and blue, with a silver-colored rim. Fines are levied in U.S. dollars, for unknown reasons: perhaps to add to the foreign currency reserves of the tottering dictatorship.<br /> <br /> As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story &quot;soup hotels&quot; house a population of 900-1,800 indigents (meaning the small city of CWCville has a homeless population of at least 10,000), and come equipped with free cable TV.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]&lt;/ref&gt; The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], page 21&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris claims that the city has &quot;a lot of [[Kevin the Jew|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like new york,&quot; and is on the stock exchange.&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie Chat #3&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:EmperorChris.png|How Chris sees himself as Cwcville's ruler.<br /> Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|Artist's deception of CWCville's beloved Mayor. <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt; &lt;/center&gt;<br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[CWCville Shopping Center]]<br /> * [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCVille Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)<br /> * &lt;s&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]&lt;/s&gt; (dead link as of Jun 2014)<br /> <br /> {{CWCverse}}<br /> {{Sonichu}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Pages with fan videos]]<br /> [[Category:Fictional places]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=196843 2016-03-26T01:55:33Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in Brazil<br /> <br /> My [[United States of America|americanized]] name would be John . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing [[ReBrick]], searching for [[Sonic]]-related stuff, and a bunch of Chris' [[Chris and art|monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot;]] (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> A few months later, i saw a &quot;drawing&quot; of [[Sonichu]]. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> <br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about [[autism]] before. Thanks, Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -Mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -I learned [[english]] by myself.<br /> <br /> -[[Update: 2/25/16|Inside Out]] is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[Anime]] isn't real.<br /> <br /> -[[Chris and art|Drawing]] is my hobby.<br /> <br /> -go play undertale lol</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=196603 2016-03-14T17:29:37Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in Brazil<br /> <br /> My [[United States of America|americanized]] name would be John . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing [[ReBrick]], searching for [[Sonic]] stuff, and a bunch of Chris' [[Chris and art|monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot;]] (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> A few months later, i saw a &quot;drawing&quot; of [[Sonichu]]. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> <br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about [[autism]] before. Thanks, Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -Mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -I learned [[english]] by myself.<br /> <br /> -Inside Out is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[Anime]] isn't real.<br /> <br /> -[[Chris and art|Drawing]] is my hobby.</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=196602 2016-03-14T17:27:49Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in Brazil<br /> <br /> My [[United States of America|americanized]] name would be '''John''' . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing [[ReBrick]], searching for [[Sonic]] stuff, and a bunch of Chris' [[Chris and art|monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot;]] (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> A few months later, i saw a &quot;drawing&quot; of [[Sonichu]]. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> <br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about [[autism]] before. Thanks, Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -Mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -I learned [[english]] by myself.<br /> <br /> -Inside Out is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[Anime]] isn't real.<br /> <br /> -[[Chris and art|Drawing]] is my hobby.</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=196601 2016-03-14T17:26:30Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in '''Brazil'''<br /> <br /> My [[United States Of America|americanized]] name would be '''John''' . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing [[ReBrick]], searching for [[Sonic]] stuff, and a bunch of Chris' [[Chris and art|monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot;]] (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> A few months later, i saw a &quot;drawing&quot; of [[Sonichu]]. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> <br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about [[autism]] before. Thanks, Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -Mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -I learned [[english]] by myself.<br /> <br /> -Inside Out is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[Anime]] isn't real.</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=196600 2016-03-14T17:25:52Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>== ABOUT ME ==<br /> [[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in '''Brazil'''<br /> <br /> My [[United States Of America|americanized]] name would be '''John''' . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing [[ReBrick]], searching for [[Sonic]] stuff, and a bunch of Chris' [[Chris And Art|monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot;]] (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> A few months later, i saw a &quot;drawing&quot; of [[Sonichu]]. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> <br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about [[autism]] before. Thanks, Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -Mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -I learned [[english]] by myself.<br /> <br /> -Inside Out is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[Anime]] isn't real.</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=196599 2016-03-14T17:20:49Z

<p>Deco Souza: /* HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN */</p> <hr /> <div>== ABOUT ME ==<br /> [[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in '''Brazil'''<br /> <br /> My americanized name would be '''John''' . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing [[ReBrick]], searching for [[Sonic]] stuff, and a bunch of Chris' monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot; (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> A few months later, i saw a &quot;drawing&quot; of [[Sonichu]]. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> <br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about autism before. Thanks,<br /> <br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -Mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -I learned [[english]] by myself.<br /> <br /> -Inside Out is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[Anime]] isn't real.</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=196598 2016-03-14T17:19:54Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>== ABOUT ME ==<br /> [[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in '''Brazil'''<br /> <br /> My americanized name would be '''John''' . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing [[ReBrick]], searching for [[Sonic]] stuff, and a bunch of Chris' monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot; (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> A few months later, i saw one a &quot;drawing&quot; of [[Sonichu]]. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> <br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about autism before. Thanks,<br /> <br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -Mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -I learned [[english]] by myself.<br /> <br /> -Inside Out is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[Anime]] isn't real.</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=196597 2016-03-14T17:18:18Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>== ABOUT ME ==<br /> [[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in '''Brazil'''<br /> <br /> My americanized name would be '''John''' . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I DISCOVERED CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing ReBrick, searching for Sonic stuff, and a bunch of Chris' monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot; (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> <br /> A few months later, i saw one a &quot;drawing&quot; of Sonichu. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> <br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about autism before. Thanks,<br /> <br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> <br /> -Mario is my favorite [[vidya]] series.<br /> <br /> -I learned english by myself.<br /> <br /> -Inside Out is my favorite animated movie.<br /> <br /> -[[Anime]] isn't real.</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lego&diff=195508 2016-02-26T19:28:32Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:118-LegoCWC.jpg|thumb|Chris is just as fail in his Lego form as in any other.]]<br /> [[Image:Chris's True Lego Form.png|thumb|A true and honest minifigure.]]<br /> '''Lego''' (sometimes stylized as '''LEGO''') is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]], first introduced in [[Pre-1980|1949]] by Danish company The Lego Group. They are noted for their durability and ease of use, allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable. Needless to say, [[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego blocks to crowbar his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|creations]] into reality. They were a staple gift during his childhood [[C-Mas]], his late teens, and his early twenties. Even today, they remain a centerpiece of his life, with Chris spending literally thousands on Lego sets. He's even requested his own fanbase to get him Lego for Christmas.<br /> <br /> == Chris's Minor Lego Brick Creations ==<br /> [[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|Panoramic vista of [[CWCville]], in all its blocky glory.|thumb]]<br /> <br /> * [[Pixelated PS3]] (also made with [[Pixelblocks]])<br /> * [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]]<br /> * [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|''Titanic''-like boat]]<br /> * [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag &quot;Heavy-duty case&quot;] to hold his [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|''Pokémon'']] card decks, acknowledged by Chris as one of his most noteworthy [[inventions]] (also held together with tape).<br /> * [[PlayingHouse|A model family]] with him, [[Jackie]], [[daughter|Crystal]] and [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].<br /> <br /> Chris has also found other uses for his Lego blocks besides simply building stuff. In his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|AIM chat]] with [[Vivian Gee]], he noted that he uses his Lego figurines to &quot;rehearse&quot; imaginary conversations with women.<br /> <br /> == Chris's Major Lego Brick Creations ==<br /> Beyond any doubt, the most notable creation Chris has ever constructed with Lego bricks is the model city of [[CWCville]] that was on display in his room for years, and that was where Chris pieced together many ideas that would later wind up in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]. At one point, CWCville consumed almost a third of his room. Chris himself eventually dismantled much of it. Neophyte Christorians may be surprised to learn that CWCville itself, however, is ''not'' the most influential creation in Chris's litany of Lego creations, however.<br /> <br /> That award goes to his [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|Lego Manchester High School]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:14305011100 debcde366f b.jpg|Chris's Model of Manchester High School, after it had been damaged by the fire.|thumb]]<br /> <br /> A sizable, sprawling building made from over a dozen Lego sets, this is, without a doubt, one of the largest, most expensive, and most important (to him, at least) creations Chris has ever worked on, a clear attempt to indulge himself in better days by reminding him of when he was still in high school, when he had [[gal-pals|friends of a sort]] and was [[List of places that have banned Chris|tolerated by society]], before his innocence was shattered during his [[graduation]]. By all accounts, Chris got it built up literally days before the tragic news that his gal-pals were only hanging around him out of pity, and it was equally-tragically one of many things irrevocably lost during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]]. A general accounting shows that the Lego Manchester High model cost him about $1000.<br /> <br /> Chris has since thrown absolutely everything at not only rebuilding his model School, but improving and expanding it. How much of this is a desire to rebuild what was lost, how much of this is an addiction, and how much is an attempt to lose himself in memories of the past is uncertain, but given the increasingly terrifying steps Chris has taken to preserving it, as is evidenced below, it is extremely clear that it's a symptom of a much bigger and more pressing problem.<br /> <br /> == Influences in the Comics ==<br /> Inspired by his [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have a pair of Lego go-karts [[:File:SchuComic9P35.jpg|in their garage]], the only vehicles they are shown to possess.<br /> <br /> [[:File:SchuComic7Page47.jpg|A panel]] in [[Sonichu 6]] features a hospital in which [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] is being held, which upon closer inspection has its design copied from the set [http://brickset.com/sets/7892-1/Hospital 7892] (owned by Chris in his Lego [[CWCville]]), even down to window placement.<br /> <br /> == Christian's Bionicle Site ==<br /> [[File:Bionicle page.png|thumb|right|The garish front page of Chris's Bionicle website.]]<br /> '''[[Wikipedia:Bionicle|Bionicle]]''' was a series of toys created by Lego and developed around a mythological saga. Chris became interested in these sets soon after their release in North America in 2001, so much so that he created his own website dedicated to the line, &quot;Christian's Bionicle Site,&quot; in early 2002. The site, which included almost no text, was mainly a catalog of the different characters and their stats. It featured eye-raping blue letters on a firetruck-red background. It linked to [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]] and his &quot;[[CWC's Pokésite 2#About the Author: Christian W. Chandler.|About the Author]]&quot; page, which became one of his first [[Attraction Sign|Attraction Signs]]. Chris tinkered with the site for a few months and then essentially forgot about it, adding no new content other than his expression of rage at [[Adam Stackhouse]] for winning an important [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] in 2007. The Bionicle site was completely abandoned when he lost control of his Sonichu Site to the trolls in 2009.<br /> <br /> == Qi Meng Bricks Police Station set==<br /> [[Image:Comparisonsmall2.jpg|thumb|One of these things is not like the other...]]<br /> In one of Chris's birthday photos he is seen holding what appears to be a new Lego &quot;6332-1 - Command Post Central&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;Link to Peeron page on set [http://www.peeron.com/inv/sets/6332-1 &quot;6332-1 Command Post Central&quot;]&lt;/ref&gt; Upon further inspection it is apparent that is merely a rebranded Qi Meng (启蒙, &quot;Enlighten&quot;) Bricks &quot;POLICE SERIES&quot; set which is almost a direct clone of the original Lego set. Presumably the Qi Meng Bricks logo was altered by a third party and replaced with &quot;LEGO bricks&quot;. Chris's parents probably bought it relatively cheap at a discount store that carries knock-off brands, so it's not like they were shopping for a quality present for Chris in the first place. It should be noted that Qi Meng Bricks are much more fragile than Lego and are of generally [[Liquid Chris|much poorer quality]] than Lego sets are, something that probably went unnoticed by Chris.<br /> <br /> ==Kre-O==<br /> [[File:Chris Lego.jpg|thumb|left|100px|This one figurine was built out of at least $100 worth of sets.]]<br /> <br /> To no surprise, Chris bought a rival Lego set made by Hasbro (the company behind [[Transformers]] and [[My Little Pony]]) called Kre-O. Chris specifically bought the $50 [[Optimus Prime]] set and used one of the human figurines combined with Lego parts to make a Frankenstein's monster minifig version of himself. A ''highly'' amusing note is that Chris's minifig, due to its being from multiple sets, is significantly shorter than other minifigs, which Chris has accounted for by affixing platform shoes (read: small block) to his feet to make him seem taller and more in-line with other minifigs.<br /> <br /> This version of Lego Chris was last seen 11 [[January 2013]] on his [[Facebook]] depicting his Lego self as a fallen angel of sorts. It also now sports a [[Tomgirl Saga|ponytail]].<br /> <br /> ==Addiction and Financial Ruin==<br /> [[File:LegoSnorlax.jpg|thumb|A significantly slimmer [[Snorlax]].]]<br /> Since the fire, it's become increasingly apparent that Chris has been spending insane amounts of money on Lego sets. Initially, many had written this off as an attempt to rebuild his Manchester High School project following the fire, but by the middle of 2014, it was obvious that he was (and is) simply feeding an addiction, if not trying to [[Chris and reality|escape from reality entirely]] by trying to return to happier times, and he has spent untold thousands on recently-acquired Lego sets.<br /> <br /> This is on top of [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|essentially begging friends and Facebook acquaintances for money]], making a [[Kickstarter]] project for money to make a Lego [[CWCville Shopping Center]] that failed ''twice'' (the first time due to it breaking the site rules, the second due to not receiving the correct backing of '''''$5,000''''' before 23 [[October 2014|October]]) and posting a wishlist of Lego sets he wanted from them. One of the sets on his wishlist was a SpongeBob-themed set retailing for around ''$300'', leading even [[William Elliott Waterman]] to call him out on his greed for expecting anyone to spend this much money on him for any reason, let alone to buy him luxuries. In the months following the fire, Chris posted images of his damaged Manchester High Project, and many noticed a huge number of empty Lego boxes near the melted mock-school; sets that are all ''incredibly recent releases''. Thus, the [[CWCki]]'s team of [[Trolls|impartial observers]] were sent to investigate just how much Chris's addiction to these damned things is costing.<br /> <br /> To further breakdown the expense of this project, Chris's new MHS model incorporates about 10 Lego Friends Heartlake High Sets - which retail for about $50 each. There are multiple furnishings in the MHS model that ''only'' come in a specific ''[[Simpsons]]'' box set - one that retails for about $200, confirmed by the fact that this same set is also the only one that provides pieces for a miniature that Chris turned into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. For MHS ''alone'', Chris has spent over $700. When one factors in incredibly expensive Lego kits we know he has, like the [[Optimus Prime]] set (over $160), a certain [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]] set ($50), and the Temple of Light set, that adds up to ''over $1,000''. Other recent identifications that show what Chris has acquired include a $60 Batcave set, a $75 scale model White House, and multiple ''[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls]]'' sets.<br /> <br /> By the end of 2014, Chris had spent at least '''''$5,000''''' on Lego since the 14 Branchland Court fire. This is on top of the $800-1200 he spent on creating his MHS project the first time. One might make the argument that this is one of his many steps in repairing [[CWCville]], but judging by the amount of expensive sets he has that he hasn't incorporated into MHS, it's just as likely that Chris has developed an honest-to-god addiction. Either way, his frivolous spending on such luxuries can and will prove financially ruinous to him.<br /> <br /> If this is indeed an addiction of sorts, it likely has origins in [[Barb]]'s hoarding, and her bribing Chris with toys when he was young in order to coax him into speech. While it [[Chris and money|existed in other forms]] prior to these events, the stress triggered by the loss of his [[father]], his home, [[Simonla#Simonla_as_the_Lynchpin|and even the sanctity of his personal retreat]] have intensified his hoarding of Lego as a way to escape his bleak present situation--which is in-keeping with his family's habit of [[Greene_County_School_System#The_aftermath|running away]] [[28 October 2011|from their problems]]--and given it an unnerving therapeutic quality that it didn't seem to have before.<br /> <br /> The fact that Chris has spent thousands on Lego alone is absolutely horrifying, especially when one takes into account the fact that his financial situation is so dire that he has been reduced to begging for donations on Facebook to get by. Rest assured, good reader: no one on the CWCki takes any joy in this. Whether due to genuine addiction or a misguided attempt to lose himself in fantasy, Chris is at the precipice of a truly dreadful situation, one that is unfortunately [[Chris and reality|only]] [[Chris and health|one]] [[Chris and anger|more]] [[Chris and his Ego|thing]] for which he desperately needs professional help. Not only does he risk further financial difficulty if he continues to spend beyond his means, but his compulsive hoarding may become as physically dangerous as his mother's has. What he faces is a disease, and it deserves to be treated as such.<br /> <br /> Sadly, Chris will never admit to there being any problem.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Gallery of Lego|&lt;gallery perrow=5&gt;<br /> Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Spyrius, fuck yeah! Christian's 14th birthday.<br /> Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[2005]]. Proof of pirated toy, look at the &quot;Brick&quot; font. Note that he is ''23'' in this photo.<br /> Image:0784-LegoPS3-1.JPG|The [[pixelated PS3]] of fail.<br /> Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[1996]].<br /> Image:400-LegKrt1.jpg|If you have no idea how to make your own Lego Go-Cart, Chris has your back.<br /> Image:401-LegKrt2.jpg<br /> Image:0424-CwcvilleBandStand1.jpg|A Lego gift to [[Cole Smithey]], perhaps Chris's first [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|band]]?<br /> Image:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|A better view.<br /> Image:0426-InformationCenter1.jpg|A model of the Information Center from Lego Island.<br /> Image:0427-InformationCenter2.jpg|A rear view of the Information Center.<br /> Image:0428-InformationCenter3.jpg|Further away view of Information Center.<br /> Image:0429-ChristianWTallStack1.jpg|A face expressing either pride or gas.<br /> Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|[[Duck|More than seven inches long!]]<br /> File:CWC0001.jpg<br /> Image:0431-CWCNuculus.jpg<br /> Image:0440-CWCAndHis9Karts.jpg<br /> Image:0438-CWCsMarioKartsX8.jpg<br /> Image:0439-CWCsMarioKartsX9.jpg<br /> Image:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg<br /> Image:0443-9KartCarrier1.jpg<br /> Image:0785-LegoPS3-2.JPG|Moar of the pixelated PS3.<br /> Image:0783-LegoPS3AndGuitar.JPG|Pixelated PS3 and the [[Gitar]].<br /> Image:0111-LegoWalkman1.jpg|An earlier effort: The Lego Walkman.<br /> Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|Bionicle, the door's poster and figures in upper left corner.<br /> Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|TIE Fighters zoom above a part of Lego CWCville.<br /> Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg<br /> Image:0824-EP12-5P6-9.jpg|CWCville: An overbuilt hellhole ruled by a man-child.<br /> Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|The money that paid for this could have gone to cancer patients.<br /> Image:0852-Cwcville1.JPG|View over CWCville.<br /> Image:0856-Cwcville5.JPG|Sonichu's house.<br /> Image:0857-Cwcville6.JPG|Sonichu's garage, note the go cart.<br /> Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|Chris apparently lives in [[Ruckersville|Rockersville]].<br /> Image:0859-Cwcville8.JPG|God bless CWCville.<br /> Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|Lego version of tails.<br /> Image:0862-Cwcville11.JPG|CWCville police.<br /> Image:0863-Cwcville12.JPG|Sonichu and Sonic, apperently.<br /> Image:0864-Cwcville13.JPG|House of fail. Note the Garbled mess on the TV and the &quot;I voted&quot; sticker.<br /> Image:0866-Cwcville15.JPG|Nice lighting, Dumbass.<br /> Image:0868-Cwcville17.JPG|Rosechu and Amy talking about [[Women's rights|Shopping]]<br /> Image:0869-Cwcville18.JPG|View of [[CWCville Shopping Center]]<br /> Image:0870-Cwcville19.JPG|CWCville apparently has a [[Rocky Shoemaker call|bad shark problem]].<br /> Image:0871-Cwcville20.JPG|Welcome to fabulous CWCville!<br /> Image:0872-Cwcville21.JPG|CWCville General Hospital.<br /> Image:0873-Cwcville22.JPG|Chris also has megablocks, Lego's [[Slow in the minds|retarded]] cousin.<br /> Image:0875-Cwcville24.JPG|Chris is apparently a fan of the Power Puff Girls.<br /> Image:0881-Cwcville30.JPG|Truck of fail. Note the Zapbud.<br /> Image:Fbp11.png|Lego Chris, about to teach Lego Britney Spears about [[Duck|waterfowl]].<br /> Image:Chris Lego.jpg|Smug Lego Chris sitting on his epic heavy metal throne.<br /> Image:Facebook1.jpg|[[Hard Love Quest|Here you see, a sad and Lego Christian C.]]<br /> Image:Facebook2.jpg|Truly a fallen angel.<br /> File:Lego - 24 September 2013.jpeg|Chris gets back at Megan using voodoo<br /> File:Lego2 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|The Bitch, the Witch and the Bastard<br /> File:Lego3 - 24 September 2013.jpeg|That'll teach them<br /> <br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> [[File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|thumb|Lego Chris in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.]]<br /> <br /> * [[ReBrick]]<br /> * [[A Sonichu Day]]<br /> * [[Alex's Lemonade Stand]]<br /> * [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]<br /> * [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]<br /> * [[Pixelblocks]]<br /> * [[PlayingHouse]]<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External Links==<br /> * [http://web.archive.org/web/20021011115237/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcsbioniclesite/cwcsbionicle.htm An archived version of &quot;Christian's Bionicle Site.&quot;]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Hobbies]][[Category:Toys]]</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=193848 2016-01-25T21:10:12Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>== ABOUT ME ==<br /> [[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in '''Brazil'''<br /> ----<br /> My americanized name would be '''John''' . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I MET CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing ReBrick, searching for Sonic stuff, and a bunch of Chris' monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot; (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> ----<br /> A few months later, i saw one a &quot;drawing&quot; of Sonichu. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about autism before.<br /> ----<br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> ----<br /> -Mario is my favorite game series.<br /> ----<br /> -Inside Out is my favorite animated movie.<br /> ----<br /> -I learned english by myself.</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=193847 2016-01-25T21:09:53Z

<p>Deco Souza: </p> <hr /> <div>== ABOUT ME ==<br /> [[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in '''Brazil'''<br /> ----<br /> My americanized name would be '''John''' . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I MET CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing ReBrick, searching for Sonic stuff, and a bunch of Chris' monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot; (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> ----<br /> A few months later, i saw one a &quot;drawing&quot; of Sonichu. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about autism before.<br /> ----<br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> ----<br /> -Mario is my favorite game series.<br /> ----<br /> -Inside Out is my favorite animated movie.<br /> ----<br /> -I learned english by myself.<br /> ----<br /> -Chris-chan can continue doing what he/she/it does.</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=193846 2016-01-25T21:04:54Z

<p>Deco Souza: /* OTHER THINGS */</p> <hr /> <div>== ABOUT ME ==<br /> [[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in '''Brazil'''<br /> ----<br /> My americanized name would be '''John''' . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I MET CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing ReBrick, searching for Sonic stuff, and a bunch of Chris' monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot; (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> A few months later, i saw one a &quot;drawing&quot; of Sonichu. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about autism before.<br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> ----<br /> -Mario is my favorite game series.<br /> ----<br /> -Inside Out is my -religion- favorite animated movie.<br /> ----<br /> -I learned english by myself.<br /> ----<br /> -Chris-chan can -go die in a hole- continue doing what he/she/it does.</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=193845 2016-01-25T21:04:22Z

<p>Deco Souza: /* ABOUT ME */</p> <hr /> <div>== ABOUT ME ==<br /> [[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in '''Brazil'''<br /> ----<br /> My americanized name would be '''John''' . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I MET CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing ReBrick, searching for Sonic stuff, and a bunch of Chris' monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot; (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> A few months later, i saw one a &quot;drawing&quot; of Sonichu. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about autism before.<br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> -Mario is my favorite game series.<br /> -Inside Out is my -religion- favorite animated movie.<br /> -I learned english by myself.<br /> -Chris-chan can -go die in a hole- continue doing what he/she/it does.</div>

Deco Souza https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Deco_Souza&diff=193844 2016-01-25T21:03:56Z

<p>Deco Souza: Created page with &quot;== ABOUT ME == A [[TRUE and HONEST image of me.]] Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in '''Brazil''' My americanized name would be '''Jo...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>== ABOUT ME ==<br /> [[File:dec.png|thumb|A [[TRUE and HONEST]] image of me.]]<br /> <br /> Helloooooooooooo. I am '''Deco Souza''' . I live in '''Brazil'''<br /> My americanized name would be '''John''' . Call me that if you want to .<br /> <br /> == HOW I MET CHRIS-CHAN ==<br /> Well, i was browsing ReBrick, searching for Sonic stuff, and a bunch of Chris' monste- i mean, &quot;MINIFIGURES&quot; (ahem) popped up. I was like &quot;Wow, those look bad.&quot; <br /> A few months later, i saw one a &quot;drawing&quot; of Sonichu. I was [[Naïve]] at the time, and i thought it was a parody. A joke about how bad Sonic's fandumb is. How cute...<br /> Then i stumbled across CWCki. I was never so entretained about autism before.<br /> (this part was useless i know)<br /> <br /> == OTHER THINGS ==<br /> <br /> -I love Back to the Future.<br /> -Mario is my favorite game series.<br /> -Inside Out is my -religion- favorite animated movie.<br /> -I learned english by myself.<br /> -Chris-chan can -go die in a hole- continue doing what he/she/it does.</div>

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