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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&amp;diff=138719</id>
		<title>Encyclopedia Dramatica</title>
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		<updated>2011-04-29T08:31:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Decoy Octillery: removed pointless shit&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Encyclopedia Dramatica''' (aka '''ED'''), replaced by [http://ohinternet.com/ Oh Internet], was home to the Chris-chan page that introduced Chris to the world at large and made him a popular target for [[trolling]].&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris on ED==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has denounced the ED page in several of his videos, claiming it is filled with &amp;quot;VICIOUS [[lies|LIES]] AND SLANDER.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After a considerable amount of trolling and bitching and uploading hideous pornographic images, including the disastrous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Weston Chandler.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After the late summer of [[2008]], Chris largely gave up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]], however. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said &amp;quot;IN REAL LIFE&amp;quot;, not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your [[Fail|prawns]] to do your dirty work, you coward. &amp;gt;:-(&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian C.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==ED on Chris, his article, and his article's talk page==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further. Furthermore, the [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently.| Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I say we just delete it. Along with the archives | Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts|Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==1 April 2009==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive.  In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on.  We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you. And good night.|ED, in a rare case of moralfaggotry.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris's use of Encyclopedia Dramatica==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''See also [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris tried to use ED to muster his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;oldid=1997409947&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He also tried to create a page on ED for his &amp;quot;CCWC's Fanart of Horrors&amp;quot; (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris and ED==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article today&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/JKH_Interview&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For a while, the ED page was crammed with misinformation (such as Chris attempting to molest [[Patti]], or the idea that Ivy was really [[Kimmi|the blowup doll]]), but was cleaned out various times.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Trolls and general observers of Chris have since turned to [[CWCki]] to get a general picture of Chris that is less biased than ED (emphasis on &amp;quot;less&amp;quot;), and TV Tropes describes CWCki as being &amp;quot;''more accurate and slightly more SFW''&amp;quot; than ED.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As for Chris himself, the ED page STILL bothered him. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in December 2009 and updated afterward, is dedicated to &amp;quot;correcting&amp;quot; the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it's all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Oh Internet!==&lt;br /&gt;
On 14 April 2011, ED was redirected to [http://ohinternet.com/ Oh Internet!], a more safe-for-work wiki in an attempt to achieve the site revenue required to stay online. Needless to say, summaries of [http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Chris] and [http://ohinternet.com/Sonichu Sonichu] are available here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[4-cent garbage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris-chan (forum)]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christian's sex joke]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[User:Lime/Sonichu TV Tropes Article|TVTropes]] - The original article, before it was locked and edited.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Chris-chan Archive of Chris's page on the &amp;quot;new&amp;quot; ED]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan The True and Honest &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot; article]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet! article (SFW!)] &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Trolling]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Websites]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: ED Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Decoy Octillery</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Lucas&amp;diff=138302</id>
		<title>Talk:Lucas</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Lucas&amp;diff=138302"/>
		<updated>2011-04-17T18:41:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Decoy Octillery: revise&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;*Cool guy to talk to. [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 08:08, 3 June 2009 (CEST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Decoy Octillery</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Decoy_Octillery&amp;diff=64861</id>
		<title>User:Decoy Octillery</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Decoy_Octillery&amp;diff=64861"/>
		<updated>2010-01-22T03:52:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Decoy Octillery: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{PVCC}}{{IRCReg}}{{Americunt}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Decoy Octillery</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L&amp;diff=63617</id>
		<title>U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L</title>
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		<updated>2010-01-16T17:51:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Decoy Octillery: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Chris_chan_creep.jpg|thumb|Chris, performing some sort of unholy chanting.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 15 January 2010. The video title, written in some kind of reversed [[Wikipedia:leet|1337]] pseudo-Spanish, is translated as &amp;quot;Love [[Sonichu]] and hate [[Asperchu]]&amp;quot;. Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He ends the video by chanting &amp;quot;uhcrepsa etah!&amp;quot; over and over again, perhaps believing he can brainwash everyone into liking him again, not that anyone ever has.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In all likelihood, he got the idea from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Kids_on_the_Blecch this episode] of ''The Simpsons'', where the Navy brainwashes people into joining by creating a song with the phrase, &amp;quot;Yvan eht nioj&amp;quot; as the chorus. The joke was that it was pronounced as it is written, making the idea of being able to hear it, then subliminally reconstruct the phrase in the listener's head all the more ridiculous. It's also possible he was inspired by DC Comics character [[Wikipedia:Zatanna|Zatanna]], but this is unlikely as Chris has never shown any interest in American comic books that aren't [[Sonic the Hedgehog|made for children]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He has now been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days. Take from that what you will.&lt;br /&gt;
{{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|u6jpaOQk5h8}}&lt;br /&gt;
| imagewidth     = 250&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 15 January 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = [[Image:Comics.png]] Comics&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[15 January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|Current]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ah, Captain's Log, Stardate... I believe it is the 15th of [[January 2010]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hm. As usual, I will have two more pages tonight, I hope you all enjoyed the last page where Crystal finally got out of the mirror. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P46.jpg]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But recently, I am reminded of an old Spanish expression which goes simply as, [''Chris proceeds to mangle the Spanish language, though it can be translated to: &amp;quot;You need U8C43P2A37A8 (hate Asperchu) and U8C1N023V0L (love Sonichu) in order to be happy for﻿ life.&amp;quot;'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ah, couple of strong verbs in that sent- in that statement. Say it with me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris gets frighteningly close to the camera, his eyebrows poised to strike.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
U8C43P2A37A8... U8C43P2A37A8...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Y U8C1N023V0L... U8C1N023V0L...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alright, stay safe and have a good day. By-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Video cuts off abruptly.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[15 January 2010]]|nextlink=[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|Current]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Captain's Log}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Decoy Octillery</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L&amp;diff=63582</id>
		<title>U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L</title>
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		<updated>2010-01-16T08:56:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Decoy Octillery: added picture&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Chris_chan_creep.jpg|thumb|Chris, performing some sort of unholy chanting.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 15 January 2010. The video title, written in some kind of reversed [[Wikipedia:leet|1337]] pseudo-Spanish, is translated as &amp;quot;Love [[Sonichu]] and hate [[Asperchu]]&amp;quot;. Chris tries to be clever by speaking Spanish backwards, but he just ends up sounding like a raving lunatic. He ends the video by chanting &amp;quot;uhcrepsa etah!&amp;quot; over and over again, perhaps believing he can brainwash everyone into liking him again, not that anyone ever has.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He has now been wearing the same shirt for about 4 days. Take from that what you will.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|u6jpaOQk5h8}}&lt;br /&gt;
| imagewidth     = 250&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 15 January 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = [[Image:Comics.png]] Comics&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[15 January 2010]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|Current]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ah, Captain's Log, Stardate... I believe it is the 15th of [[January 2010]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hm. As usual, I will have two more pages tonight, I hope you all enjoyed the last page where Crystal finally got out of the mirror. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P46.jpg]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But recently, I am reminded of an old Spanish expression which goes simply as, [''Chris proceeds to mangle the Spanish language, though it can be translated to: &amp;quot;You need U8C43P2A37A8 (hate Asperchu) and U8C1N023V0L (love Sonichu) in order to be happy for﻿ life.&amp;quot;'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ah, couple of strong verbs in that sent- in that statement. Say it with me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris gets frighteningly close to the camera, his eyebrows poised to strike.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
U8C43P2A37A8... U8C43P2A37A8...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Y U8C1N023V0L... U8C1N023V0L...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alright, stay safe and have a good day. By-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Video cuts off abruptly.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[15 January 2010]]|nextlink=[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|Current]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Captain's Log}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Decoy Octillery</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Chris_chan_creep.jpg&amp;diff=63581</id>
		<title>File:Chris chan creep.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Chris_chan_creep.jpg&amp;diff=63581"/>
		<updated>2010-01-16T08:53:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Decoy Octillery: Chris, in the middle of some unholy chanting.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Chris, in the middle of some unholy chanting.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Decoy Octillery</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=12_January_2010&amp;diff=62787</id>
		<title>12 January 2010</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=12_January_2010&amp;diff=62787"/>
		<updated>2010-01-13T23:10:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Decoy Octillery: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Rawr fag.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Chris screams for Asperchu!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''12 January 2010''' (officially '''01122010.MOV''') was uploaded by [[Chris]] on 12 January 2010. In this video, Chris, [[Chris and reality|delusional as always]], mentions talks about working with now-defunct anime distribution company [[Wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D.Vision]] (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] over the [[Asperchu]] ads on his site. Also, Chris asserts his alleged heterosexuality by placing a ''[[Playboy]]'' centerfold featuring Marge Simpson on his rear wall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At the end, he punches out his camera, thus ensuring many videos with skipping audio (or even worse) to come.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Pay careful attention his [[hair]] in these videos: at first glance, it may not seem too bad, but look again.  That's a proto-combover.  Chris can't even go bald with dignity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few hours later, he posts up a second video, raging [[Mailbag 36|about]] [[Mailbag 37|various]] [[Mailbag 38|questions in]] [[Mailbag 39|his mailbag]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Description==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|&lt;br /&gt;
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, ALEC!!! }}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Part 1==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Tardrage}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = 01122010.MOV&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|eKo4EDlVRxc}}&lt;br /&gt;
| imagewidth     = 250&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 12 January 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Down with Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[12 January 2010|Current]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Captain's Log, January 12, 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Uh, first off, a couple of bentos-a couple of small anouncements, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm possibly in talks with, uh, [[wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D. Vision]] about a project, possibly.  But also, uh, hi, Ginger.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alright, so with that aside, let's get down to the [[duck|meat]] here.  Again, DOWN with that god damn [[Asperchu|Alec]].  I mean, he pai- he paid off that-s god damn [[Jack Thaddeus]] just so he can take over the stupid ad space.  Ugh, I mean, I would've preferred Jack Thaddeus BACK at this point!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GOD DAMNIT!  YOU'RE TICKING ME OFF HERE! [[Death_threats#Alec_Benson_Leary|I'M GONNA COME AFTER YOU!]] I'm gonna come after you.  I'm gonna sc- I'm gonna RUIN YOU! LEARY!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ERNGH! You just make me so ANGRY...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris displays the [[Claw of Fail|claws]] and grunts for a little bit before punching out his camera.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Part 2==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Tardrage}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = 01122010 Update.MOV&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|DszuxeOXE3k}}&lt;br /&gt;
| imagewidth     = 250&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 12 January 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Down with Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[12 January 2010|Current]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LiquidOn12Jan2010.JPG|thumb|Liquid's two cents.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sighs.''] Just further update. I'm so sick... and tired... of having to deal with all these people who have so many goddamn misunderstandings and mislabelings. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
First off, Asperchu is not mine! I am sick and tired of being misa-misassociated with him. He is not mine, and I would never care to associa-ha-him because he is a bunch of crap! He just looks like a parody of me with a buddha belly and exaggerated manboobs! [''Adjusts bra underneath his shirt''] And I am so sick and tired of him. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And also Rosechu has always been a woman! If you look on page three of [[Sonichu 0|book number one]], it says right there that that Raichu was a girl, quote unquote GIRL RAICHU. And Sonichu has been straight the whole time! He's always been straight, Rosechu's always been a woman...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''A long pause as Chris is overcome with [[dirty, crapped briefs|emotion]].''] &lt;br /&gt;
{{RageQuote|'''''AAAARRRAGH!!''''' }}&lt;br /&gt;
[''Pants for a few seconds.''] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If only people would just understand me better and quit the mislabelings and the misunderstandings, and quit making offensive comments and offensive questions and officient statements and maybe I would be more-feel more at peace! [''Sighs again.''] Leave it at that for now (something cut off)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Down with Asperchu]]|nextlink=[[12 January 2010|Current]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Captain's Log}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Decoy Octillery</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=12_January_2010&amp;diff=62478</id>
		<title>12 January 2010</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=12_January_2010&amp;diff=62478"/>
		<updated>2010-01-13T03:22:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Decoy Octillery: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''12 January 2010''' (officially '''01122010.MOV''') was uploaded by [[Chris]] on 12 January 2010. In this video, Chris, [[Chris and reality|delusional as always]], mentioned about talks of a work with now-defunct anime distribution company [[Wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D.Vision]] (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] over the [[Asperchu]] ads on his site. He asserts his alleged heterosexuality by placing a ''[[Playboy]]'' centerfold featuring Marge Simpson on his rear wall.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At the end, he punches out his camera, thus ensuring many videos with skipping audio (or even worse) to come.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Description==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|&lt;br /&gt;
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, ALEC!!! }}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
{{Tardrage}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = 01122010.MOV&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|eKo4EDlVRxc}}&lt;br /&gt;
| imagewidth     = 250&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 12 January 2010&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter  = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Down with Asperchu]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[01122010.MOV|Current]]&lt;br /&gt;
}} &amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Captain's Log, January 12, 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Uh, first off, a couple of bentos-a couple of small anouncements, uh...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm possibly in talks with, uh, [[wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D. Vision]] about a project, possibly.  But also, uh, hi, Ginger.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alright, so with that aside, let's get down to the [[duck|meat]] here.  Again, DOWN with that god damn [[Asperchu|Alec]].  I mean, he pai- he paid off that-s god damn [[Jack Thaddeus]] just so he can take over the stupid ad space.  Ugh, I mean, I would've preferred Jack Thaddeus BACK at this point!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GOD DAMNIT!  YOU'RE TICKING ME OFF HERE! [[Death_threats#Alec_Benson_Leary|I'M GONNA COME AFTER YOU!]] I'm gonna come after you.  I'm gonna sc- I'm gonna RUIN YOU! LEARY!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ERNGH! You just make me so ANGRY...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris displays the [[Claw of Fail|claws]] and grunts for a little bit before punching out his camera.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Down with Asperchu]]|nextlink=[[01122010.MOV|Current]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Captain's Log}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Decoy Octillery</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki_talk:CWCki-tan&amp;diff=59839</id>
		<title>CWCki talk:CWCki-tan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki_talk:CWCki-tan&amp;diff=59839"/>
		<updated>2010-01-05T03:51:13Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Decoy Octillery: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Polly, fan artist and extraordinary weaboo, created a mascot for us. Because all legitimate wikis have OS-tans, this means we are a legitimate wiki since we have our own OS-tan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And I had nothing about the Champ the crab thing. That was all Polly's and possibly Cogsdev's idea. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:08, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:I should hate this, but I just can't.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:57, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*Hehe I love OS-tans :) I hope more artists would contribute to the cause, so that we could make a whole gallery, like on TVTropes --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 08:30, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*Looks cute! Great choice for a mascot! --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 08:45, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*Actually, one of the Trope-tans in that gallery is mine. I might do CWCki-tan and CWCipe-tan when I find the time. [[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 08:51, 31 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*Great work gais! We need a drawing of her drunk (like Georgeson's avatar) and one with her smoking with Yawning Squirtle. And one with her chilling out with Mary Lee Walsh. Excellent work my good men! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 17:30, 1 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*You guys are all weeaboos. :3 Anyway, luv her, I want to help so I'll be making one of these too. [[User:Gleefk|Gleefk]] 8:17, 4 January 210 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
*What's with the claw-hands? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 03:51, 5 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Decoy Octillery</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:CWCki-tanNewYear2010.png&amp;diff=57429</id>
		<title>File talk:CWCki-tanNewYear2010.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File_talk:CWCki-tanNewYear2010.png&amp;diff=57429"/>
		<updated>2010-01-04T07:13:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Decoy Octillery: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Dawww.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:22, 2 January 2010 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I certainly hope her other eye is green-colored [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 07:13, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Decoy Octillery</name></author>
	</entry>
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