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14 November 2009

2014-08-13T11:46:03Z

DegDeg: Noted horrific video skipping.

In "'''14 November 2009'''" (officially "'''11142009'''"), Chris announces that he has fulfilled his promise to upload a [[Sonichu]] [[comic]] to [[CWCipedia]], denies that he has any ads on Craigslist, demands to be put in contact with the people who run Craigslist, and claims he has someone on the inside who knows [[Clyde Cash]]'s personal information.

His remarks concerning Craigslist may have been inspired by an ad posted to the Charlottesville [[Craigslist]] site, claiming that a huge collection of video games, electronics, and other items was being liquidated at [[14 Branchland Court]]. The ad did not include an e-mail address or phone number, but advised would-be buyers to simply drive up and make a deal. Whether anyone actually came by Chris's house to try and relieve him of his possessions isn't clear. The ad was quickly flagged and deleted from the site.

The video skips regularly, likely due to Chris's camera being repeatedly [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|abused]].

Once again, Chris's [[Plush Breasts|pair of fake tits]] makes a conspicuous appearance, this time in the lower left corner of the shot.

'''Official description:''' [none]

==Video==

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| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| previous = [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]
| next = [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]
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{{quote|I'm coming after you, man. I'm getting your information. I have... a person on the inside.}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Chris stands a medium distance from the camera, wearing his [[medallion]] and displaying the [[Amnyfest Ring]]'']

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: November 14th, 2009.

Alright, well just a couple things—just a couple quickie things to update about. I will hold true to my promise, and dr—and, uh, upload it—upload a page at least—more if I feel like it in a day—on a daily basis on [[CWCipedia]], starting today. The, uhh, pit—the current page for today will have been uploaded by time this video is up and onto the CWCi—onto the CWCipedia.

And, uhh, let's see... secondly, there—I—I currently and have not had, any ads on ''Craiglist'', se—for selling anything, or honoring anything, at the time. So... anybody who sees such ads that, uhh, pertain to, uhh, my home address, my home phone number, my or my mother and my father's names, please flag it as... spam... or... something-like-that, 'cuz it's fake-at-the-time. Unless I say s—unless I say it's specifisly—specifically say it's legit, on the CWCipedia or here on this [[YouTube]] account, do not believe it. And, also, my father—I would like the, uhh, phone number for, uhh, to get in contact with the people behind Craigslist, so that we can straighten-out that mess and prevent... frauds.

And, also, final—on the final note, [[Clyde Cash]], I'm getting your information! I'm coming after you, man. I'm getting your information. I have... a person on the inside. So you bes—so, you best fal—you just fall back. Get off the Internet. Stay off the Internet. ''Son [of] a bitch!''

[''he flips the bird at the camera'']

And, uhh, just a reminder [''curls his fingers into the [[Claw of Fail]]'']: I hold name [[copyright]]—[[Lies|''legitimate''!]]—just as I have said in my recent video. And p—and the paperwork's on the CWCipedia, ''with the envelope'', from the Virginia Library of Congress.

So, anyhow, I'll leave that with everyone—err, that with y'all, and y'all have a safe and pleasant day. Thank you.

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2014-08-13T11:39:39Z

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2014-08-13T11:38:21Z

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User:DegDeg

2014-08-13T11:36:44Z

DegDeg: yay made a user page

So yeah. This is the user page or something.

There's not really anything to say about me. I enjoy reading about the latest Chris-Chan exploits, while laughing at his incomprehensible ability to fail at everything.

I'm a grammar nazi with [[Asperger's Syndrome]], so I joined to fix up all the non-Chris typos and mistakes I could, for the greater comprehension of everyone.
My favourite page on the CWCki so far is [[Sonichu's Edge]]. My favourite troll is [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]].

Just message me or put something on my talk page if you wanna know more about me, I guess.

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It will never end

2014-08-13T11:20:07Z

DegDeg: Fixed typo in summary

'''It will never end''' is a video uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]]. Once again, Chris shows us his talent in photo manipulation and collage. Sadly, those two precious skills don't seem to faze [[Clyde Cash]]. Chris's desire to spam [[YouTube]] with these useless videos indefinitely in the hope of getting back to Clyde proves to us his level of maturity. This video has become COMPLETELY overshadowed by the [[Twin Falling Towers|other video Chris uploaded that night.]]

==Video==

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| name = It will never end
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-FrNae-Y9D8}}
| Stardate = November 1st, 2009
| style = {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| other = {{Audio|text}}
| previous = [[Twin Falling Towers]]
| next = [[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Close-up on a picture of [[Family Guy|Brian Griffin]] peeing with Clyde and Spider-Man's heads poorly shopped in. Chris is still using his pathetic Strong Bad impression.'']

And don't you dare celebrate just yet! I'm still going! GHA HA HA HAA! [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|YOU ARE WEEEAK MR. CLYDE CASH, YOU ARE WEAK!]]

HAAAAH

HAAAAH

[''Chris flips off the screen'']

HAAAAH

==See also==
*[[No More Jokes|The end]]

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Vivitheg's AIM chat

2014-08-09T03:07:31Z

DegDeg: Minor Typo Fix

One day in late [[2008]], our fellow [[Vivian Gee|Vivitheg]] was fed up with [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s bullshit and thought it was time to talk some damn sense into him. After rummaging around the Internet for a while, she finally found Chris's AOL account, so she proceeded to have a '''chat''' with Chris, trying to address his many personal and psychological issues, from the [[Megan Schroeder]] saga, to his [[Attraction Sign]] and his arrest by [[jerkops]], to the first [[trolling]]s from 2008.

After three long, excruciating hours, during which Chris presumably slipped on cat dung and knocked the Internet gateway, [[Vivitheg]] declared defeat. Chris proved to be so stubborn, self-centered and unable to take responsibility for his actions, that any attempt to reason with him failed. Any time Vivi made him think about his actions, the answer she received from Chris was always one of his stock phrases. Never did she manage to get him to think about his actions, thus cementing the theory that Chris is self-centered and always thinks he's right.

Fortunately for Vivian and the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] forums, the resulting chat log was of the first insights on Chris's mind, and the psychological information obtained from its analysis proved to be decisive for the coordinated trollings in [[2009]].

The following section has a series of highlights from the chat. The major ones are italicized.

'''PROTIP:''' On Windows Vista, type Control-G in Notepad to fire up a Go To Line dialog. On Windows XP and older, copy the chat and paste it on a real text editor like [http://www.flos-freeware.ch/notepad2.html Notepad2] or [http://notepad-plus.sourceforge.net Notepad++]

== Highlights of the chat ==
* Line 25: ''Even though [[Megan]] made it more than clear there's nothing more going on between her and Chris, he's still waiting for her''.
* Line 35: He thinks all his documents posted on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were twisted and mangled, when they're in fact present intact and raw.
* Line 56: ''Even after being trolled, he still believed the girls were lining up at his feet over the phone and the Internet''.
* Line 127: Aside from total devotion to him, Chris doesn't have much of a clear idea of what he wants in a woman. His desires are mostly generic: "a nice, honest personality, ability to care about me genuinely, able to love me for me".
* Lines 100, 134, 192, 236, 239, 269, 294, 395, 401, 436, 446, 592, 672: ''Chris seems to be incapable of introspecting and solving problems''. Quite often, when asked to think about something personal for him or when asked to do something, he just BAWWWWWs and blurts out one of his stock phrases: "I feel stupid", "I am only Human, and a Virgin", "How am I supposed to know better [...] if I have not had EVEN MY [[Dating|FIRST DATE]]?", "but I AM STILL SOCIALLY SHY!", "with my friggin' autism mental block, it's easier said than done", "I lack self-confidence", "I'M JUST TOO DAMN SHY AND NOT SELF-FRIGGIN-CONFIDENT!", "I'm in pain, stress, heart-confused", "I am DUMB on the Relationship, Dating and all those subjects",
[[Image:Slippedincatcrap.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of line 161.]]
* Line 161: Chris goes out to clean some cat dung at his kitchen, but he slipped and "made a mess".
* Line 170: Chris admits he failed to achieve any kind of progress during his [[Love Quest]] ever since 2003.
* Line 192: Chris still thinks he can't grasp the basics of dating without a first date, regardless of how much people in the world already know the basics while on their way to their first date.
* Line 212: He still thinks Encyclopedia Dramatica has the fault for the drama between Chris, Megan, and [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|the Rule 34 drawing]].
* Line 258: Every now and then, he blurts out some non-sequitur about his life or his sexual desires. Instead of controlling them, he justifies them by saying it's his half of the discussion, and he can say anything that pops up in his "Random Access Memory" (not the same as a computer RAM).
* Line 309: Singles bars are strictly verboten for Chris, as he irrationally views these places as too dark and "smokey, drinkey"; basically, the whole purpose of a singles bar.
* Line 317: ''He still hangs out at the library looking for girls''. Only difference is, instead of doing it at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]], he does it at the [[University of Virginia]]...
* Line 332: ... and he still thinks the library is a place where people go to hang out and find a Sweetheart...
* Lines 352-367: ... probably because he thinks people who just happened to find their friends at the library and give each other a hug are people who just found their Sweetheart.
* Line 402: He still thinks his "educational porn" is a good idea to learn about sex.
* Line 403: ''He still thinks "[[Dating Education]]" should be a curricular subject on all schools''...
* Line 407: ... ''and he fervently defends this''.
* Line 411: He thinks reaching your third date with a girl automatically entitles you to the right of having sex with her.
* Line 446: Chris is obviously unaware of the impression he's causing by calling himself an unconfident, high-functional autistic virgin.
* Line 496: ''Chris sucks so much at talking to girls, he freezes up even when rehearsing at home with his Lego figures''.
* Lines 501-510: He thinks we care about his Electric-Hedgehogs Sonichu and Rosechu.
* Line 536: He usually doesn't think Sonic the Hedgehog is a kiddie video game when it obviously ''is''.
* Line 545: ''And if he does thinks it's childish, he thinks drawing his electric-hedgehogs having sex automatically makes him very mature''.
* Line 556: He sees nothing wrong with doing it, to boot.
* Line 572: '''''Chris does not believe in maturity'''''.
* Line 603: He still insists on whitewashing his misbehavior at the mall and blaming [[Scotpalazzo]] and the [[Jerkops]] for it.
* Line 620: After being b& by the mall security, he was also partially b& from the mall: he can only go with his parents...
* Lines 625-658: ... ''and yet, he still thinks his ban was unjustified and thinks being emotionally hurt gives him permission to loudly BAWWWWW in the middle of the mall''.
* Line 718: He thinks therapists are useless, that everything can be fixed "with a close gal-pal".
* Line 731: He would rather eat a cube of shit than sell his stuff...
* Line 759: ... excuses him claiming he needs no money because he can find counsel with his church...
* Line 763: ... ''and thinks like a Xenufag who claims his church is better than any psychiatrist''.
* Lines 770-800: He can't have a view on Christianity other than a fundamentalist one, because he can only read literally what the Bible says.
* Line 817: Lastly, ''religious tolerance is beyond Chris's understanding'', as he can only believe that God and Jesus are true, instead of knowing and acknowledging the existence and beliefs of people professing other religions. Case in point: Vivitheg is Daoist, but the sole fact that she doesn't believe in GodJesus makes him uncomfortable.

==The Chat==
'''CWCSonichu:''' Hey, Vivian. How are you?
 CWCSonichu returned at 11:23:03 AM.
 '''VIVItheG:''' I want to make sure however, this is the actual Chris.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I've been working on the [[deviantART]] page.
 '''VIVItheG:''' There have been so many fakes recently.
 '''VIVItheG:''' That I've tried to get into contact with
 '''VIVItheG:''' only to be trolled
 '''CWCSonichu:''' if you have a question to ask me that can confirm me to you; fire away.
 '''VIVItheG:''' well I don't know anything the real chris would know
 '''CWCSonichu:''' Also, I know that I did send you a few e-mails about the deviantART page, and asking you if I can add yours, as long as I quote you, from my ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com account.
 '''VIVItheG:''' oh okay
 '''VIVItheG:''' that works.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' good.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' did you read the e-mails?
 '''VIVItheG:''' yes
 '''CWCSonichu:''' good.
 '''VIVItheG:''' do you believe [[panda]] is a troll now?
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I'm on the CWCSonichu AIM only, to wait for [[Megan]] to reveal her real self to me.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' not yet.
 '''VIVItheG:''' what, real self?
 '''CWCSonichu:''' you see, an impostor likely has hacked into her old yahoo e-mail account, and has been sending me e-mails; I can tell in the messages of those e-mails that they were coming from the impostor.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I know that Megan may still have her AIM account name, so I'm waiting to talk to her
 through there, so I can update her on the recent events for real, if possible.
 '''VIVItheG:''' Chris...I...I don't know what to say
 '''CWCSonichu:''' it's alright.
 '''VIVItheG:''' Didn't megan make herself clear that she wanted to stop talking to you?
 '''VIVItheG:''' I'm only going by what those e-mails said
 '''VIVItheG:''' but i have no idea what happened in real life
 '''VIVItheG:''' so other things could have happened
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I've actually talked to her through the AIM a few weeks ago; it's all okay between her and me as just friends now. :-)
 '''CWCSonichu:''' damn those bullies to twist things in the e-mails out of proportion.
 '''VIVItheG:''' Well, they weren't really twisted
 '''VIVItheG:''' They were just the raw e-mails posted
 '''VIVItheG:''' Left to our interpretation
 '''VIVItheG:''' they did no twisting, chris
 '''CWCSonichu:''' that's not important to me right now.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' back to Panda; do you have any concrete evidence to prove her to be a troll?
 '''VIVItheG:''' no
 '''CWCSonichu:''' okay, then.
 '''VIVItheG:''' but i do have evidence that she is going to break up the relationship with you
 '''CWCSonichu:''' what is your source?
 '''VIVItheG:''' http://pandahalo.deviantart.com/
 '''VIVItheG:''' That is the revelations of last night
 '''CWCSonichu:''' let me look.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' my response: Holy Crap.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' :-(
 '''VIVItheG:''' I have no proof that she is a troll, I'll admit that
 '''VIVItheG:''' But it seems too damn likely that girls are just lining up at your feet
 '''CWCSonichu:''' could you elaborate further in that statement?
 '''VIVItheG:''' How many girls have wanted to start a relationship with you
 '''VIVItheG:''' let's say as of one month ago
 '''CWCSonichu:''' In Person, NO WOMEN HAVE "Lined Up at my Feet". On the internet and in recent phone calls, I guess so.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' so, I can't fully agree with your statement.
 '''VIVItheG:''' exactly chris
 '''VIVItheG:''' no woman IN PERSON
 '''VIVItheG:''' it's so easy to manipulate people over the internet
 '''CWCSonichu:''' ...
 '''VIVItheG:''' you can't start an honest relationship on the internet
 '''VIVItheG:''' it's nearly impossible chris
 '''VIVItheG:''' there are so many trolls out there right now
 '''CWCSonichu:''' damn it.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' this really grinds my gears.
 '''VIVItheG:''' what
 '''VIVItheG:''' what does
 '''CWCSonichu:''' this whole thing right now.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' what I'm hearing from you, what I've just read on Panda's entry; it grinds my gears.
 '''VIVItheG:''' the truth is hard to face chris
 '''CWCSonichu:''' *[[sigh]]*
 '''CWCSonichu:''' And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of "[[Kick the Autistic]]". I'm gonna need all the luck I can get. *Game Over*
 '''VIVItheG:''' Chris
 '''VIVItheG:''' You have to realize something
 '''VIVItheG:''' Sometimes we even forget you are autistic
 '''VIVItheG:''' It is your person
 '''VIVItheG:''' that is turning people away from you
 '''VIVItheG:''' not your autism
 '''CWCSonichu:''' my person?
 '''VIVItheG:''' yes
 '''VIVItheG:''' look
 '''VIVItheG:''' I read the things you said with kawaiikitsune
 '''CWCSonichu:''' and?
 '''VIVItheG:''' She was a geniunely nice person
 '''VIVItheG:''' she wasn't trying to troll you
 '''CWCSonichu:''' yes she was.
 '''VIVItheG:''' she was trying to help you
 '''CWCSonichu:''' no she wasn't
 '''VIVItheG:''' what do you mean no she wasn't
 '''VIVItheG:''' explain that
 '''CWCSonichu:''' a troll
 '''VIVItheG:''' oh okay
 '''VIVItheG:''' right
 '''VIVItheG:''' She was trying to help you
 '''VIVItheG:''' the only reason she wanted to forge any relationship with you was to help you
 '''CWCSonichu:''' Well, I feel stupid.
 '''VIVItheG:''' chris
 '''VIVItheG:''' you can't just write that off as "i feel stupid"
 '''VIVItheG:''' you really have to look at what you said to her
 '''CWCSonichu:''' well, I do right now feel stupid. stupid and blind of obvious things.
 '''VIVItheG:''' What do YOU think turned her away from you?
 '''VIVItheG:''' I want to know what YOU think
 '''VIVItheG:''' this is the only way I can help you
 '''VIVItheG:''' If I tell you what I think, that won't help you
 '''VIVItheG:''' because we can have completely different answers
 '''CWCSonichu:''' let me read the words.
 '''VIVItheG:''' http://kawaiikitsune123.deviantart.com/
 '''CWCSonichu:''' that's what I'm looking at.
 '''VIVItheG:''' alright.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' after reading the messages from me, I'm not sure what to think.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' or feel
 '''VIVItheG:''' what?
 '''VIVItheG:''' you sent them! you should know!
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I just don't know; those were much earlier messages, and I've been under a lot of stress, moments of happiness, and whatnot. the new bunches of informations pushed a lot of thoughts from then out of my head.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' *sigh*
 '''VIVItheG:''' You have to watch what you say
 '''VIVItheG:''' I mean no guy talks like that to a woman
 '''VIVItheG:''' Ever
 '''VIVItheG:''' I mean, you shouldn't even be on the topic of physical contact
 '''VIVItheG:''' What do you want in a woman?
 '''VIVItheG:''' Besides looks.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' a nice, honest personality, ability to care about me genuinely, able to love me for me. [[China|I can't say other internal details off the top of my head]].
 '''VIVItheG:''' That's acceptable I guess
 '''VIVItheG:''' I mean who wants a person that's not nice
 '''VIVItheG:''' I mean those are fairly generic
 '''VIVItheG:''' Everyone should look for someone who cares about them
 '''VIVItheG:''' I mean that's given in a relationship
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I am only Human, and a [[Virgin]]; I'M GOING TO MAKE A LOT OF TRIALS AND ERRORS that may sound unsound.
 '''VIVItheG:''' How many years has it been chris
 '''CWCSonichu:''' since when?
 '''VIVItheG:''' Since you started your so called "[[love quest]]"
 '''VIVItheG:''' it shouldn't even be called a love quest
 '''CWCSonichu:''' my Sweetheart Search started the Summer of 2003; after I turned 21
 '''VIVItheG:''' okay about 5 years
 '''VIVItheG:''' How much progress do YOU think you've made and tell me why
 '''CWCSonichu:''' greater than 5 years.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' let me think...
 '''CWCSonichu:''' it started with the realization of the infinitely-high boyfriend factor,
 '''CWCSonichu:''' then I thought of using [[Attraction Sign|signs for attraction]],
 '''CWCSonichu:''' then trying to put the word as inexpensively as possible in newsletters, or whatever
 '''CWCSonichu:''' ,
 '''CWCSonichu:''' Met Megan,
 '''CWCSonichu:''' Lost Megan,
 '''CWCSonichu:''' [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and the [[Jerkops]] thwarted my Sweetheart Search numerous times, making it obvious that [[Virgina is for Virgins]]; NOT LOVERS,
 '''CWCSonichu:''' Sonichu fanbase rose greatly; chatted with female fans,
 '''CWCSonichu:''' built up a bit of confidence between Blanca, Sarah J and Panda, with wandering, learning heart,
 '''CWCSonichu:''' CHAOS from the Trolls,
 '''CWCSonichu:''' desperate for True, Honest Relationship,
 '''VIVItheG:''' is that it?
 '''VIVItheG:''' that doesn't answer
 '''VIVItheG:''' how much progress do YOU THINK YOU'VE MADE
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I WAS NOT FINISHED; I HAD TO CLEAN UP SOME [[Chandler Cats|CAT]] CRAP, AND SLIPPED AND MADE A MESS IN MY KITCHEN!
 '''CWCSonichu:''' GOD!
 '''VIVItheG:''' alright sorry
 CWCSonichu signed off at 12:10:13 PM.
 CWCSonichu signed on at 12:13:33 PM.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' continuing,
 '''CWCSonichu:''' felt somewhat desperate, and socially flushed, to have my first intercourse,
 '''CWCSonichu:''' LEARNED A LOT,
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I guess NO FREAKIN' PROGRESS! DAMN IT!
 '''VIVItheG:''' exactly chris
 '''VIVItheG:''' no progress
 '''VIVItheG:''' What do YOU think you've been doing wrong.
 cwcsonichu signed off at 12:17:18 PM.
 cwcsonichu signed on at 12:20:16 PM.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' are you there?
 '''VIVItheG:''' what's happening?
 '''VIVItheG:''' your internet unstable what?
 '''CWCSonichu:''' banged my head on the dresser; had my cable modem and wi-fi router on the top of it; toppled over, causing connection chaos.
 '''VIVItheG:''' anyway
 '''CWCSonichu:''' *sigh*
 '''VIVItheG:''' last thing i said was
 '''VIVItheG:''' what
 '''VIVItheG:''' righto
 '''CWCSonichu:''' did you get what I typed?
 '''VIVItheG:''' What do you think you're doing wrong
 '''VIVItheG:''' yes i did
 '''VIVItheG:''' and i've heard it before
 '''VIVItheG:''' so it's nothing really new
 '''VIVItheG:''' So I just want to know what you think you're doing wrong
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I don't know; I'M A VIRGIN!
 '''CWCSonichu:''' HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW BETTER, RELATIONSHIP-WISE?
 '''CWCSonichu:''' if I have not had EVEN MY FIRST DATE.
 '''VIVItheG:''' Chris
 '''VIVItheG:''' A lot of people have first dates
 '''VIVItheG:''' do you think they know everything then?
 '''CWCSonichu:''' maybe not, but the majority of them had their First Dates in their EARLY TEENAGE YEARS.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' *sigh*
 '''VIVItheG:''' and still
 '''VIVItheG:''' some people don't
 '''CWCSonichu:''' still in pain from cleaning up that crap.
 '''VIVItheG:''' so there are still people who are nervous about their first date
 '''CWCSonichu:''' and slipping on the floor, banging my head.
 '''VIVItheG:''' sorry about that
 '''VIVItheG:''' that is a lot of accidents in a short amount of time...
 '''CWCSonichu:''' that's not your fault.
 '''VIVItheG:''' anyway.
 '''VIVItheG:''' What do you think went wrong with Megan
 '''CWCSonichu:''' call me possibly clumsy.
 '''VIVItheG:''' and I'll tell you what I think went wrong
 '''CWCSonichu:''' In PROTEST against that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED page]], right after I found it last November, I drew my FIRST [[Rule 34|Sexual Drawings]], including [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|that one between me and Megan]]; friggin' bastards twisted it to their evil, instead of leaving it alone for my PROTEST.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' she saw it, and that was that; "I need my space."
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I wish I had never found that friggin' page.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' IN the first place.
 '''VIVItheG:''' Chris, sadly that's not the answer i wanted to hear
 '''VIVItheG:''' but first i'll address this
 '''VIVItheG:''' You drew that picture
 '''VIVItheG:''' It was your fault
 '''VIVItheG:''' Not ED.
 '''VIVItheG:''' You have to accept that.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I DID, LONG AGO.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I had to be a Protestor.
 '''VIVItheG:''' well you seem to imply you blame ED in that answer above
 '''CWCSonichu:''' HAD TO
 '''VIVItheG:''' chris
 '''VIVItheG:''' everytime
 '''VIVItheG:''' you do something
 '''VIVItheG:''' the page gets bigger
 '''VIVItheG:''' do you know why
 '''CWCSonichu:''' they basically monitor EVERY MOVE I MAKE.
 '''VIVItheG:''' on the internet
 '''VIVItheG:''' so do you know what you must do
 '''CWCSonichu:''' get more social, but I AM STILL SOCIALLY SHY!
 '''VIVItheG:''' get over it
 '''VIVItheG:''' just get over it.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' with my friggin' autism mental block, it's easier said than done.
 '''VIVItheG:''' chris
 '''VIVItheG:''' You are better off than most people with autism
 '''VIVItheG:''' You're very lucky
 '''VIVItheG:''' I know people with autism, they can hardly talk.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' you don't think I already knew that?
 '''VIVItheG:''' Think about what they go through
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I've seen Rain Man
 '''VIVItheG:''' exactly.
 '''VIVItheG:''' So get over it.
 '''VIVItheG:''' Now
 '''VIVItheG:''' about megan
 '''VIVItheG:''' the response I wanted to hear
 '''VIVItheG:''' was that she explicitly said
 '''VIVItheG:''' that she wanted to JUST BE FRIENDS
 '''VIVItheG:''' and that should have been the end of it
 '''VIVItheG:''' once a woman tells a man no, they have to respect that
 '''VIVItheG:''' if the man keeps pressing on, then the woman will be irritated and then probably lose that friendship
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I have my dreams that God gave to me, and I have to see my [[Crystal Weston Chandler]] be Born. But I need my [[Sweetheart]] first.
 '''VIVItheG:''' what does that have to do
 '''VIVItheG:''' with anything i just said
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I DON'T KNOW; it's my half of the discussion; I can say anything that randomly pops up in my [[Random Access Humor|Random Access Memory]].
 '''VIVItheG:''' what
 '''CWCSonichu:''' it's too random in my opinion.
 '''VIVItheG:''' can you stop from doing that
 '''VIVItheG:''' well you acknowledge that it is
 '''VIVItheG:''' so maybe you can stop yourself
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I lack self-confidence.
 '''VIVItheG:''' what
 '''VIVItheG:''' what does that have to do with stopping yourself from saying something you already know is "too random"
 '''VIVItheG:''' and then this doesn't even have to do with megan
 '''VIVItheG:''' and the fact that she just wanted to be friends
 '''VIVItheG:''' god we are off on so many subjects now i can hardly keep track
 '''CWCSonichu:''' Forget about Megan.
 '''VIVItheG:''' That is some good advice i hope YOU will take
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I can hardly keep track myself.
 '''VIVItheG:''' to forget about megan.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I meant for you to stop talking about her.
 '''VIVItheG:''' chris
 '''VIVItheG:''' I want you
 '''VIVItheG:''' to acknowledge
 '''VIVItheG:''' that all you will be with her
 '''VIVItheG:''' is just friends
 '''VIVItheG:''' You need to find another person
 '''VIVItheG:''' Go out into the world
 '''VIVItheG:''' and look
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I have acknowledged that a long time ago.
 '''VIVItheG:''' Good.
 '''VIVItheG:''' That is good.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I have been looking
 '''VIVItheG:''' where
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I"M JUST TOO DAMN SHY AND NOT SELF_FRIGGIN"_CONFIDENT
 '''VIVItheG:''' BE MORE CONFIDENT
 '''CWCSonichu:''' IN Charlottesville.
 '''VIVItheG:''' well where exactly
 '''VIVItheG:''' what places
 '''CWCSonichu:''' that's easier said than done; i've said that before.
 '''VIVItheG:''' single's bar
 '''CWCSonichu:''' UVA
 '''CWCSonichu:''' NO
 '''CWCSonichu:''' !
 '''VIVItheG:''' why not there
 '''VIVItheG:''' that seems
 '''VIVItheG:''' like a very good place
 '''VIVItheG:''' in my opinion to start looking
 '''VIVItheG:''' you know
 '''CWCSonichu:''' [[Tobacky|smokey]], [[Alcohol|drunk]]; turn-offs!!
 '''CWCSonichu:''' too dark too.
 '''VIVItheG:''' go during the day.
 '''VIVItheG:''' there are bound to be other people like you
 '''VIVItheG:''' who are looking
 '''VIVItheG:''' you can't just write off a place
 '''VIVItheG:''' because it "stereotypically"
 '''VIVItheG:''' has those kinds of people
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I GO TO THE UVA"S ALDERMANLIBRARY: VERY POPULATED OFTEN
 '''VIVItheG:''' you don't know that
 '''VIVItheG:''' what's uva
 '''CWCSonichu:''' University Of Virginia.
 '''VIVItheG:''' i'm just saying
 '''VIVItheG:''' typically
 '''VIVItheG:''' at a university
 '''VIVItheG:''' that age range
 '''VIVItheG:''' 18-23 ish
 '''VIVItheG:''' i'm guessing
 '''VIVItheG:''' maybe too young?
 '''CWCSonichu:''' RIGHT IN MY ALLEY.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' NO
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I'm looking for 18-26
 '''VIVItheG:''' and how do you look for women...in a library
 '''CWCSonichu:''' there is a lounge.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' in the library
 '''CWCSonichu:''' and a coffee shop
 '''CWCSonichu:''' you tell me
 '''VIVItheG:''' well
 '''VIVItheG:''' at my college
 '''VIVItheG:''' in the library
 '''CWCSonichu:''' it is a very popular place.
 '''VIVItheG:''' people like to study
 '''VIVItheG:''' that's what I do
 '''VIVItheG:''' i don't go to a library
 '''VIVItheG:''' thinking about getting a boyfriend
 '''VIVItheG:''' okay
 '''CWCSonichu:''' a lot of people go to the library looking for their sweetheart.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' it's just a matter of being there at the right time.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' and not being fucking autistic and shy!
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I'm sorry.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I'm on edge right now.
 '''VIVItheG:''' why are you apologizing?
 '''VIVItheG:''' i'm trying to think of someway to explain this to you
 '''VIVItheG:''' how many people have you seen
 '''CWCSonichu:''' well, I just cursed for one thing, in a loud way.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' a lot.
 '''VIVItheG:''' "hook up" in the library
 '''VIVItheG:''' on a completely stranger basis
 '''CWCSonichu:''' a lot
 '''CWCSonichu:''' a lot
 '''VIVItheG:''' they haven't had previous classes together before
 '''VIVItheG:''' how many is a lot
 '''VIVItheG:''' How many haver YOU SEEN
 '''CWCSonichu:''' in the years I've witnessed there, over 100 times
 '''VIVItheG:''' and you can confirm
 '''CWCSonichu:''' yes
 '''VIVItheG:''' that those were all on complete basis
 '''VIVItheG:''' of them not knowing each other previously
 '''CWCSonichu:''' yes
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I have a headache
 '''VIVItheG:''' and then the relationship works out
 '''VIVItheG:''' for them
 '''CWCSonichu:''' yes
 '''CWCSonichu:''' brb
 '''VIVItheG:''' I don't believe that at all, I can't believe that.
 '''VIVItheG:''' This is a library on a university
 '''VIVItheG:''' it's not a place for people to just hook up
 '''VIVItheG:''' i don't understand why you would go there
 '''VIVItheG:''' you must feel out of place?
 '''VIVItheG:''' don't you?
 '''CWCSonichu:''' why can't you just say "okay" after I type in brb, so I can get an asprin, take a deep breath or something, which is the acronym for "be right back"?
 '''CWCSonichu:''' *sigh*
 '''CWCSonichu:''' *belch*
 '''CWCSonichu:''' *from stress*
 '''CWCSonichu:''' *and pain*
 '''VIVItheG:''' because you will be back
 '''VIVItheG:''' and you will read those
 '''VIVItheG:''' that is why
 '''VIVItheG:''' well i dont' know what you were gonna do okay
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I was inklingly being sarcastic.
 '''VIVItheG:''' that was terrible.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I feel terrible; phyically and mentally.
 '''VIVItheG:''' why
 '''VIVItheG:''' maybe i'm doing this wrong
 '''VIVItheG:''' why do you feel terrible
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I'm in pain, stress, heart-confused; how can I be more clear than that?
 '''CWCSonichu:''' plus my headache.
 '''VIVItheG:''' i think you are putting too much attachment
 '''CWCSonichu:''' to what?
 '''VIVItheG:''' to relationships
 '''VIVItheG:''' that definitely won't work out
 '''CWCSonichu:''' well, like I said, I don't know better, I am DUMB on the Relationship, Dating and all those subjects, except for the amount of educational porn I have watched, then I feel smarter about how I'd like my first time to go. But I desperately need a [[Dating Education]] Class, and High Schools don't even think of that in addition to their Sexual Education.
 '''VIVItheG:''' dating education class
 '''VIVItheG:''' does not exist
 '''CWCSonichu:''' IT SHOULD.
 '''VIVItheG:''' because it is different for every person
 '''VIVItheG:''' you can't tailor it to a general group
 '''VIVItheG:''' it's individual experiences
 '''CWCSonichu:''' Sex Ed is good for [[Third date|date 3 or beyond]], but what is it that has to be done before then?
 '''CWCSonichu:''' that's why Dating Education IS REQUIRED DESPERIATELY.
 '''VIVItheG:''' ...
 '''VIVItheG:''' first off
 '''VIVItheG:''' date 3 does not mean sex
 '''VIVItheG:''' okay
 '''VIVItheG:''' also
 '''VIVItheG:''' in a relationship
 '''VIVItheG:''' sex should be one of the last things
 '''VIVItheG:''' first
 '''VIVItheG:''' you got to know each other
 '''VIVItheG:''' how are you lives going to be with each other
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I already knew that.
 '''VIVItheG:''' you don't seem to know that
 '''VIVItheG:''' it's not like in 2 dates
 '''VIVItheG:''' you will know everything about that person
 '''CWCSonichu:''' you are not telepathic
 '''VIVItheG:''' let's have sex.
 '''VIVItheG:''' i know i'm not
 '''VIVItheG:''' i'm just basing it off things you say
 '''VIVItheG:''' that's all i've got to work with
 '''VIVItheG:''' okay
 '''CWCSonichu:''' shit my quotes.
 '''VIVItheG:''' ...yes. what you say
 '''VIVItheG:''' reflects who you are
 '''CWCSonichu:''' well, I am a DUMB Frustrated Virgin, and I've never had a First Date, I'm 26, I lack self-confidence, the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|Boyfriend-Factor is infinitely-high]], I fear rejection, I'm STRAIGHT, I'm High-Functionally Autistic; I should know A LOT BETTER, BUT I DON'T KNOW A THING on the Emotional Basics that is REQUIRED BEFOREHAND!
 '''VIVItheG:''' don't call yourself dumb
 '''VIVItheG:''' if you can't even believe in yourself
 '''VIVItheG:''' then why bother with life
 '''VIVItheG:''' secondly
 '''VIVItheG:''' don't call yourself a virgin
 '''VIVItheG:''' people don't need to know that
 '''CWCSonichu:''' On the subjects, I don't know better, so I am DUMB ON THOSE SUBJECTS.
 '''VIVItheG:''' well don't say that
 '''VIVItheG:''' god
 '''VIVItheG:''' what will people think
 '''VIVItheG:''' if you call yourself dumb
 '''VIVItheG:''' think about it
 '''VIVItheG:''' what will they think about you
 '''VIVItheG:''' that you are dumb
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I'm not telepathic myself.
 '''VIVItheG:''' and not worth their time
 '''VIVItheG:''' if I said I was dumb
 '''VIVItheG:''' what would you think
 '''VIVItheG:''' that i was dumb
 '''VIVItheG:''' exactly come on
 '''CWCSonichu:''' my head is blank.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' right now.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' so I can't come up with a sound answer.
 '''VIVItheG:''' I am an idiot.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' no, you're not.
 '''VIVItheG:''' okay i'll do this a different way
 '''VIVItheG:''' I like ponies.
 '''VIVItheG:''' What does that say about me.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' that's fine, so do I.
 '''VIVItheG:''' okay uhm
 '''VIVItheG:''' This isn't going to work
 '''VIVItheG:''' if we have prior knowledge of each other
 '''VIVItheG:''' Whatever you say to a person
 '''VIVItheG:''' that you've just met
 '''VIVItheG:''' that is what they're going to think
 '''VIVItheG:''' they have no prior knowledge of anything else
 '''CWCSonichu:''' mostly, I do not claim to know what other people are going to think about me and what I say, so I just let them be.
 '''VIVItheG:''' no
 '''VIVItheG:''' if you talk to them
 '''VIVItheG:''' and introduce yourself
 '''VIVItheG:''' with stuff
 '''VIVItheG:''' that's what they're going to think
 '''VIVItheG:''' so calling yourself dumb
 '''VIVItheG:''' is not going to help
 '''CWCSonichu:''' everybody knows that.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I know that.
 '''VIVItheG:''' then WHY do YOU call yourself dumb
 '''VIVItheG:''' if you already know that
 '''CWCSonichu:''' because my mind is blank, and I feel dumb right now.
 '''VIVItheG:''' okay
 '''VIVItheG:''' if you were introducing yourself to a girl right now
 '''VIVItheG:''' what would you say
 '''VIVItheG:''' first time
 '''VIVItheG:''' they know nothing about you
 '''VIVItheG:''' just first time
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I'd probably freeze up, because that often happens to me, even in rehearsals at home, between my [[Lego|LEGO figurine and a woman LEGO figurine]]; I'd constantly freeze up.
 '''VIVItheG:''' Okay
 '''VIVItheG:''' pretend you wouldn't freeze up
 '''VIVItheG:''' what would you say
 '''CWCSonichu:''' "Hello"
 '''CWCSonichu:''' then my mind would freeze up.
 '''VIVItheG:''' "so what are you doing here"
 '''CWCSonichu:''' where's here?
 '''VIVItheG:''' pretend it's the library okay
 '''CWCSonichu:''' ida know..."hanging around"
 '''VIVItheG:''' "what do you do?"
 '''CWCSonichu:''' "I draw [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]]"
 '''VIVItheG:''' "interesting, what are they about"
 '''CWCSonichu:''' "stories of my electric-hedgehogs, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]; [[Sub-Episodes|some stories about me]]."
 '''VIVItheG:''' i can already tell
 '''VIVItheG:''' that this is going nowhere
 '''VIVItheG:''' you know [[Anna McLerran|anna]] right
 '''VIVItheG:''' and that blog
 '''VIVItheG:''' i don't remember the details
 '''VIVItheG:''' but you talked to her about your sonichu and whatnot
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I Personally Know Anna McLerran
 '''VIVItheG:''' yes i know
 '''VIVItheG:''' to be perfectly honest
 '''VIVItheG:''' to a woman
 '''VIVItheG:''' looking for a man
 '''VIVItheG:''' to be with for the rest of her life
 '''VIVItheG:''' someone who draws comics about childish things
 '''VIVItheG:''' do you see where i'm coming from
 '''CWCSonichu:''' no, I don't
 '''VIVItheG:''' When a woman looks for maturity
 '''VIVItheG:''' in a man
 '''VIVItheG:''' let's put it that way
 '''VIVItheG:''' maturity
 '''CWCSonichu:''' ok
 '''VIVItheG:''' comics about electric hedgehogs whatever
 '''VIVItheG:''' based off children's video games
 '''VIVItheG:''' you may not think they are for children
 '''VIVItheG:''' but for a majority of the people in this world
 '''VIVItheG:''' they are
 '''CWCSonichu:''' they're not just for children.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I disagree.
 '''VIVItheG:''' You may disagree
 '''VIVItheG:''' but for a majority of the people
 '''VIVItheG:''' who live
 '''VIVItheG:''' in the united states
 '''VIVItheG:''' they are seen as children's video games
 '''VIVItheG:''' and it's okay if you still play them
 '''VIVItheG:''' but to draw comics involving made up electric hedgehog pokemon
 '''CWCSonichu:''' what if I said that I draw [[Sonichu 8|sex pictures]]? would that make a difference?
 '''VIVItheG:''' are you being...sarcastic
 '''CWCSonichu:''' no, I'm being serious.
 '''VIVItheG:''' Think about it
 '''VIVItheG:''' for a second
 '''CWCSonichu:''' instead of cartoons, I draw sex pictures; would that make a difference of opinion?
 '''VIVItheG:''' Yes
 '''VIVItheG:''' It would be disturbing
 '''CWCSonichu:''' obviously.
 '''VIVItheG:''' If you know that
 '''VIVItheG:''' why would you say that
 '''CWCSonichu:''' to the naked, unopen mind.
 '''VIVItheG:''' exactly
 '''VIVItheG:''' so why would you even bring up the point in the first place
 '''CWCSonichu:''' to make a point; you say maturity; honest intercourse is mature.
 '''VIVItheG:''' that is not mature
 '''VIVItheG:''' well okay
 '''VIVItheG:''' that is
 '''VIVItheG:''' but it's now being taken in a completely different way
 '''VIVItheG:''' now it's disturbing
 '''VIVItheG:''' which is equally as bad
 '''VIVItheG:''' as being immature
 '''VIVItheG:''' i have to go give my sister a ride, i'll be back in 15 minutes
 '''VIVItheG:''' i want you to think about what you've just said
 '''VIVItheG:''' and tell me why you said those things
 cwcsonichu signed off at 1:16:40 PM.
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 '''CWCSonichu:''' okay, what would you recommend that I say that would make me sound "mature"? Maturity is a joke; NOBODY REALLY GROWS UP.
 cwcsonichu signed off at 1:18:14 PM.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' are you thinking?
 cwcsonichu signed on at 1:18:56 PM.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' please respond
 '''CWCSonichu:''' hello?
 cwcsonichu signed off at 1:23:28 PM.
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 '''CWCSonichu:''' Hey, Vivian.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I'll stay here for a while longer.
 '''VIVItheG:''' alright
 '''CWCSonichu:''' oh, good, you're back.
 '''VIVItheG:''' yeah i said i had to drop my sister off somewhere
 '''CWCSonichu:''' oh, okay.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' did you think about what I said last.
 '''VIVItheG:''' let's put it this way
 '''VIVItheG:''' what do you look for in a woman
 '''VIVItheG:''' would you want her to like childish things
 '''CWCSonichu:''' that's an optional feature.
 '''VIVItheG:''' okay i got it
 '''VIVItheG:''' why would a 26 year old who doesn't attend that university be in a library
 '''CWCSonichu:''' but in a nutshell, I'm looking for an 18-26-year old, Boyfriend-free, caring , smoke-free, non-alcholic [[Chris and race|white woman]] to make into a sweetheart from the ground-up
 '''VIVItheG:''' it seems out of place
 '''VIVItheG:''' for most women
 '''VIVItheG:''' i would say
 '''CWCSonichu:''' a lot I guess.
 '''VIVItheG:''' so why would you be in a library
 '''VIVItheG:''' why
 '''VIVItheG:''' tell me why
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'''CWCSonichu:''' I would be at [[Fashion Square]] instead, but the [[Manajerk]], [[Manajerk#ScotPalazzo|Scottpalazzo]], there basically permanently banned me from there.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' and [[Wal-Mart]] and [[Target]] were no-good.
 '''VIVItheG:''' well i'm not talking about those places
 '''VIVItheG:''' well actually wait
 '''VIVItheG:''' why were you banned
 '''VIVItheG:''' what did you do
 '''VIVItheG:''' that's probably a better question
 '''CWCSonichu:''' and UVA's Alderman Library is a lot better than a singles bar.
 '''VIVItheG:''' how do you konw
 '''VIVItheG:''' know
 '''CWCSonichu:''' they just didn't like me hanging around there; they're all a bunch of [[jerks]].
 '''CWCSonichu:''' basic instinct.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' so, I wasn't spending money there; what should they care?
 '''VIVItheG:''' you're withholding information
 '''VIVItheG:''' you must have done something
 '''VIVItheG:''' to draw attention to yourself
 '''CWCSonichu:''' specifically, I was NOT TOTALLY BANNED, but I can only be there with one of my parents.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' the situation with Hanna.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' as read in the comic; it was the anguished cry.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' so I was litteraly loud; big whoop; those jerks still hated my guts.
 '''VIVItheG:''' well, that does draw attention
 '''CWCSonichu:''' like a lot of men in this state.
 '''VIVItheG:''' and distract people who are trying to concetrate
 '''VIVItheG:''' on their job/buying stuff
 '''VIVItheG:''' you don't do that kind of thing in public
 '''VIVItheG:''' which is why you got kicked out
 '''VIVItheG:''' YOU may think it was just a loud cry
 '''CWCSonichu:''' well, it was called for; my heart was toyed with.
 '''VIVItheG:''' but OTHERS may think it was a distraction
 '''VIVItheG:''' what would OTHER PEOPLE around the area think
 '''CWCSonichu:''' probably that somebody got Seriously Hurt, which was WHAT DID HAPPEN.
 '''VIVItheG:''' maybe seriously hurt physically
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I was the victim.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' the physicallity; [[Heart level|my heart]].
 '''VIVItheG:''' no
 '''VIVItheG:''' that is not physically
 '''VIVItheG:''' losing an arm is physically
 '''CWCSonichu:''' getting an emotional stab to the heart is physical.
 '''VIVItheG:''' to others
 '''VIVItheG:''' it just looks like someone yelling nooo
 '''VIVItheG:''' for no apparent reason
 '''CWCSonichu:''' it was still called for.
 '''VIVItheG:''' no it wasn't
 '''CWCSonichu:''' but forget about that.
 '''VIVItheG:''' you have to realize
 '''VIVItheG:''' that your behavior
 '''VIVItheG:''' is not suitable for the public
 '''VIVItheG:''' you have to change yourself
 '''CWCSonichu:''' that was years ago that happened.
 '''VIVItheG:''' still
 '''VIVItheG:''' you don't seem to recognize why that was wrong
 '''VIVItheG:''' for you, maybe it was right, but you have to consider the other people
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I DID RECOGNIZE.
 '''VIVItheG:'''
 '''CWCSonichu:''' they just didn't like me hanging around there; they're all a bunch of jerks.
 '''VIVItheG:''' You seem to blame them
 '''VIVItheG:''' [[Ego|not yourself]]
 '''CWCSonichu:''' the other people didn't have their heart played with terribly.
 '''VIVItheG:''' i mean you weren't suspicious at all?
 '''VIVItheG:''' people just don't go up to another preson and say I need a boyfriend
 '''VIVItheG:''' that's not how it works
 '''CWCSonichu:''' REWIND; I, myself, NEED a Girlfriend.
 '''VIVItheG:''' yes
 '''VIVItheG:''' But you didn't think twice
 '''VIVItheG:''' about someone coming up to you out of the blue
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I was desperate then.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' as well.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' and I still didn't know better.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I am a mess.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' a mess of issues.
 '''VIVItheG:''' yes
 '''VIVItheG:''' you need to see a professional
 '''VIVItheG:''' i can't help you
 '''VIVItheG:''' i've realized that now
 '''VIVItheG:''' you need to seek professional help
 '''VIVItheG:''' ask your parents
 '''VIVItheG:''' i'm sure they will help you with that
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I have seen a [[Chris and psychology|psyciatrist; no help]]. and my parents are old; still no help.
 '''VIVItheG:''' no
 '''VIVItheG:''' i mean they can most likely help you
 '''VIVItheG:''' find a professional
 '''VIVItheG:''' i mean
 '''CWCSonichu:''' a professional what?
 '''VIVItheG:''' therapist
 '''VIVItheG:''' someone
 '''VIVItheG:''' who helps people deal with their problems
 '''CWCSonichu:''' therapist = Psyciatrist.
 '''VIVItheG:''' okay sure
 '''VIVItheG:''' just look for one
 '''VIVItheG:''' you have a new set of problems
 '''VIVItheG:''' maybe looking for one now
 '''VIVItheG:''' will be the best choice
 '''VIVItheG:''' because i honestly can't help you
 '''VIVItheG:''' i've tried for 3 hours now
 '''VIVItheG:''' and it's like fighting a wall
 '''VIVItheG:''' i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try
 '''CWCSonichu:''' eventually, you make a dent.
 '''VIVItheG:''' yes
 '''VIVItheG:''' but with the help
 '''VIVItheG:''' of someone else
 '''VIVItheG:''' look for a therapist, psyciatrist
 '''VIVItheG:''' whatever
 '''VIVItheG:''' just do it
 '''VIVItheG:''' trust me
 '''VIVItheG:''' you may not think they help
 '''VIVItheG:''' but at least you tried looking for help
 '''VIVItheG:''' finding a girlfriend is the least of your problems
 '''VIVItheG:''' you have more issues to deal with
 '''CWCSonichu:''' yes I did.
 '''VIVItheG:''' before you can even begin to i don't know
 '''VIVItheG:''' just
 '''VIVItheG:''' a job maybe
 '''VIVItheG:''' school maybe
 '''VIVItheG:''' something
 '''CWCSonichu:''' a therapist costs money; what I really need is a close gal-pal.
 '''VIVItheG:''' you seem to have plenty of money
 '''VIVItheG:''' the government gives you mony
 '''VIVItheG:''' ey
 '''VIVItheG:''' money
 '''VIVItheG:''' i can type i swear
 '''VIVItheG:''' you seem to have plenty
 '''VIVItheG:''' use it for something more than just whatever you normally spend it on
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I am not Mr. Joe Millionaire.
 '''VIVItheG:''' get some help
 '''VIVItheG:''' but you seem to have [[List of Chris's games|a lot of shit]] in [[Chris's Room|your room]]
 '''VIVItheG:''' sell some of that
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I have bills.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I'm not sellin'
 '''VIVItheG:''' why
 '''VIVItheG:''' what is more important
 '''VIVItheG:''' those things
 '''VIVItheG:''' or mental help
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I don't want to.
 '''VIVItheG:''' You have to let go chris
 '''VIVItheG:''' those things shouldn't mean such
 '''VIVItheG:''' a attachment
 '''VIVItheG:''' material goods
 '''VIVItheG:''' is not something that brings happiness
 '''VIVItheG:''' i know this
 '''CWCSonichu:''' you don't think I didn't know that either.
 '''VIVItheG:''' then why won't you sell them
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I just don't want to.
 '''VIVItheG:''' why
 '''CWCSonichu:''' and I don't need to.
 '''VIVItheG:''' that's not a good reason
 '''VIVItheG:''' because
 '''VIVItheG:''' you apparently
 '''VIVItheG:''' don't have money
 '''VIVItheG:''' so get some
 '''VIVItheG:''' get some help
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I don't need money to get help.
 '''VIVItheG:''' what kind of help are you thinking of
 '''CWCSonichu:''' and I don't need a professional.
 '''VIVItheG:''' Yes you do
 '''VIVItheG:''' Yes you do chris
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I have the people of my church.
 '''VIVItheG:''' you already got kicked out of one church
 '''VIVItheG:''' i mean
 '''VIVItheG:''' how are they going to help
 '''CWCSonichu:''' [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|my CURRENT church]] can help me a LOT better than any "professional"
 '''VIVItheG:''' and how have they helped
 '''VIVItheG:''' so far
 '''VIVItheG:''' chris
 '''CWCSonichu:''' because [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] supports them as well.
 '''VIVItheG:''' and how will god and jesus help you
 '''CWCSonichu:''' they guide a lot of people.
 '''VIVItheG:''' chris
 '''VIVItheG:''' do you think god is helping you right now
 '''VIVItheG:''' sending all these trolls after you
 '''VIVItheG:''' sending all these failed relatioinships after you
 '''CWCSonichu:''' in a way, yes.
 '''VIVItheG:''' ...really.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' he is helping me.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' have you read the bible?
 '''VIVItheG:''' he seems to just be making your life worse.
 '''VIVItheG:''' no.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' go read it, or join a church.
 '''VIVItheG:''' why
 '''CWCSonichu:''' so you can learn for yourself.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' the lessons behind God's will.
 '''VIVItheG:''' do you think god will help you
 '''VIVItheG:''' eventually
 '''CWCSonichu:''' yes
 '''VIVItheG:''' how do you think so
 '''VIVItheG:''' In what way
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I just do.
 '''VIVItheG:''' okay then
 '''VIVItheG:''' come back to me in 3 years
 '''VIVItheG:''' and tell me that alright.
 '''CWCSonichu:''' why 3 years?
 '''VIVItheG:''' because that is how long
 '''VIVItheG:''' i believe you will realize
 '''VIVItheG:''' that god is not going to help you
 '''VIVItheG:''' in that amount of time
 '''VIVItheG:''' you will be much worse off than you are now
 '''VIVItheG:''' that is what i believe
 '''CWCSonichu:''' what are you, an athiest?
 '''VIVItheG:''' daoist
 '''CWCSonichu:''' what is that?
 '''VIVItheG:''' my sect
 '''CWCSonichu:''' okay.
 '''VIVItheG:''' believes in principles
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I see.
 '''VIVItheG:''' of detachment from material goods
 '''VIVItheG:''' the way of being able to live life through non-action
 '''VIVItheG:''' which means that you should not do anything rash
 '''VIVItheG:''' unless you wish your life to be a living hell
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I see.
 '''VIVItheG:''' the believe in that you should be an active person
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I am
 '''VIVItheG:''' and help others
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I do
 '''VIVItheG:''' and what is your problem with atheiests
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I don't know, but I do know that they are not believers of God and Jesus.
 '''VIVItheG:''' so what?
 '''VIVItheG:''' let them respect whatever they choose to believe in
 '''VIVItheG:''' there are so many religions in this world
 '''VIVItheG:''' okay but let's not talk about that
 '''VIVItheG:''' i'm here to try to help you
 '''VIVItheG:''' and i want you
 '''VIVItheG:''' to seek some professional help
 '''VIVItheG:''' god appears in abstract ways
 '''VIVItheG:''' but i want you to seek some concrete help
 '''VIVItheG:''' from another person
 '''VIVItheG:''' please
 '''VIVItheG:''' i beg of you man
 '''CWCSonichu:''' I will consider it.
 '''VIVItheG:''' please don't just consider it, please do it.

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Chatlogs]]

Mailbag 50

2014-08-09T02:46:50Z

DegDeg: Fixed a redlink in the 'Good Writing Sucks' section

On 30 [[January 2010]], [[Chris]] uploaded '''Mailbag 50''', containing questions picked out by himself. It is the first mailbag not uploaded by the Sysop. Oddly, none of the "letters" are actually emails, with Chris simply responding to a forum conversation a group of [[trolls|users]] have had on a [[Sonichu Forum|Sonichu fan forum]].

As such, Chris doesn't so much respond to individual letters, so much as lines of conversation. Although these letters are all cherry-picked by Chris to focus on how [[Chris and his ego|awesome]] Chris is or to support his war with [[Asperchu]], there are still plenty of letters that sarcastically mock him, with Chris [[Naive|none the wiser]]. The funniest is probably Dr. [[Wikipedia:Cthulhu|Cthulhu]], who outright mocks Chris's entire life, but in such a way as to stroke Chris's [[ego]] enough for Chris to thank him for his input. Chris also bolds parts of most of the letters to put focus on specific points, or to downplay the negative things people say about him (or positive things they say about Asperchu). The note at the top implies that Chris has deliberately chosen a few harsh letters so he won't seem like such a pussy.

==Special note==

{{EmailReply|This mailbag is one that I have personally put together to show EVERYONE the BEST examples of how Letters in the Mailbag Should be phrased, thought and written. Please take the following examples to heart when writing future letters to me at the [[Cwcipedia]]. In a nutshell, though, the recent letters were JUST TOO DARN HARSH and [[autism|CONFUSING]]. These here are nearly harsh, but more comprehensible to me. 
I am only doing this once, and these have come from a [[Honest Content|True]], Good and Loyal Sonichu Fan Forum Site.

Thank you, and Stay Safe,

Christian W. Chandler}}

==Letters==

===Asperchu causes homosexuality===
{{Email|From: Dr. [[Wikipedia:Cthulhu|Cthulhu]] I try not to be a [[homo]]phobe, but I myself have struggled with homosexuality, and the gay ads on [[CWCipedia]] are NOT helping. They're gone for now, thanks to Alec Benson Leary (probably the only good thing he's ever done), but it's kind of worse. The other day out of curiosity I clicked and '''read some [[Asperchu]] and [[Simonchu]]. Terrible comic''', but the homosexuality in it aroused me, brought back old feelings and I couldn't help but...do it to myself. If Chris doesn't make Alec take them down I may have to stop reading Sonichu forever!}}

===Especially in children===
{{Email|From: zap2daxtreme '''Yeah those ads were terrible'''. As a devout Christian, I try to be accepting and understanding but those ads were very explicit. I thought about writing Chris a letter in protest for letting those ads be placed on CWCkipedia. One day, '''my little brother almost saw them. He could have turned into a homosexual just by looking at them!'''}}

===The beauty of dickless ads===
{{Email|From: stacieee

um, i kno this is gonna make me real unpopular around here, but i've actually started goin to the asperpedia when the ads on cwcipedia are bad

'''asperpedia ISN'T AS GOOD AS CWCIPEDIA, the big CWC will always own my heart lol!''' but at least their ads are under control and they don't have all like dicks and stuff.}}

===Straight girls hate dicks===
{{Email|From: carissamae
'''Ughhhhhh! I agree so much! I feel bad because it seems like Christian C. isn't able to get rid of any of these ads and they are ruining his site! He really needs to get rid of those ads because [[Boyfriend-free girls|straight girls]] like me get grossed out when they have to see so many horrible ads like that.'''

Did you see the ads that had so many penises in them? Oh my godddd!}}
===Retarded chimpanzee colors===
{{Email|From: valentina
'''Yeah the Asperpedia isn't as good because it's not about Sonichu''', but it's got a ton more articles and it looks a lot better...I hate the colors Chris chose for the CWCIPEDIA, it looks like something a color-blind [[Slow-in-the-mind|retarded]] chimpanzee picked out of a crayon box.

Though I really don't care much about Asperchu, it does seem that Alec gives a lot of effort to his fans, he uploads a lot of content every day and is very polite when replying to fan mail. So I think he should be respected for that.}}

{{EmailReply|In an immediate response to you, I have read notes from people complaining about the classic background art. I will take votes from future letters up till the end of February, 2010; Should the background be of '''A single Solid Color, Character Images''' or '''What?''' Mailbags beyond this 50 will count towards the votings for this issue. --ChrisChanSonichu 17:29, 30 January 2010 (CET)}}

===Chris the humble===
{{Email|From: foofs '''Alec wishes he was as popular as Big CWC''' but he does upload alot of content all the time and is very polite so kudos to him, but '''he's still got nothing on CWC'''.}}

{{EmailReply|I could not personally agree more, and I am doing what I can to have Alec's "Manager", [[Mao]], REMOVE all of his ads from this, my Cwcipedia. It is a struggling task, especially in verbal exchange; it is like [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|talking to a brick wall]]. But maybe with your inputs, they will finally understand, take them down and leave us be with the Cwcipedia as it should be. --ChrisChanSonichu 17:20, 30 January 2010 (CET)}}

==The "Chris's art sucks on purpose" emails==

{{Email|From: zap2daxtreme
Ok, I know a lot of you might not agree with this, but I'm kind of disappointed about Chris's mailbag behavior. I mean, I know '''he must get a lot of mail from people trying to troll him and it stresses him out''', but that's no reason to be so rude with HONEST fans! For most of us Sonichu fans, if not all, that is our only means of communication with the CWC himself. I've wanted to send letters but I'm kind of worried he might misunderstand and yell at me.

Anyone else?}}

{{Email|From: Dr. Cthulhu
'''Chris has NOT gone mad with power! He's a very sensitive and [[Abusive babysitter|disturbed]] genius and you can't expect him to act like a bland normal person! He's avant garde, he does strange things that don't make sense with some purpose in mind. His entire life is his art, and as he says, his art speaks for him. The [[Chris and art|seemingly crude childish style]] of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] is done, not because he can't draw, but to make a statement'''. Some of the "questionable" videos he made, like where he does the naughty with with the naughty doll, or drinks his...you know...are done because he strives to break down boundaries of "normalcy" and "morality" and "common sense", because these ideas are a lie constructed by the corporate elite to keep us down and make us normal.

His terse, unpleasant cwcipedia responses are his attempt to redefine the relationship between the master and the followers. So we aren't forced to rely on him, but on ourselves!}}
''[[Jackie]] made a very similar claim much later.''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref>
{{Email|From: xxros3ychuxx i think '''the purpose behind the use of a child-like artistic style is to invoke the feel of childhood imagination'''. who didnt used to scribble funny doodles about their favorite cartoon characters when they were little? for me sonichu '''reminds me of being a little kid and not having to worry about grown up stuff like college and [[money]] and my [[Wendy's|stupid dead-end job]]. thats why i like it so much'''.}}

{{Email|From: lucywatson Me too! My little brother, whom suffers from [[Slow-in-the-mind|Down's Syndrome]]], draws in the same exact style, and it's nice to see someone draw like him! '''My little brother gets so much inspiration from Chris because his art is just like the popular Sonichu! I think that's why Chris draws in such a childish, and in some ways slow in the mind way. He wishes to be an inspiration''' to mentally handicapped children everywhere!}}

{{Email|From: Dr. Cthulhu
'''Chris challenges you to change your ideas about what constitutes "art". He's very post modern, always pushing the envelope of what we perceive of as "quality".'''

'''Are yo brave enough''' to make yourself stupider '''to follow him into the creative world he wishes to lead us? I, for one, AM!'''

Seriously, it takes a lot of talent to draw in such an intentionally crude and childish manner.}}

{{Email|From: Politails
I kind of wish he'd buy a drawing tablet for his computer and learn to draw digitally just so we could get comic pages faster. Coloring in a full page in marker takes forever.

In photoshop, all you have to do is make a layer under your outlines, pick your color, use the paintbrush to close any gaps in the outline, and use the paintbucket tool (click a few times so it bleeds under the inside edge of the outline) with "use all layers" selected and BAM! you've filled a whole shape with flat color in two seconds. There's more advanced ways, but this is what I usually do and it's really quick.

'''You guys are right though, the childlike-style is part of the charm and it wouldn't be Sonichu without it.'''}}

{{EmailReply|I deeply apologize for being rude in some of my responses to Mailbag Letters, but between you all, you have theorized correctly; I am not mad with power, I do feel sensitive and can take Harshest Criticism ONLY to a Certain Level. And I do feel that I AM a disturbed creative genius; between my life with Autism, real life events and people when and who have taunted and tortured me, the Online Internet tortures of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, ALL of the Trolls deceiving me with [[BlueSpike|pretending to be Women]] and Friends just to get the [[Nudes|Naked Content]] they have conned me out of, Having trouble separating True Person from Troll on the Internet through Typed Letters and such... I am a Very Complex Person; Avant Garde, as '''Dr. Cthulhu''' puts it. And the Trolls ONLY THINK they know me, but they have NEVER met me In Person in Real Life, much less LEARN how much of a Caring, Trustworthy Person I am. If I did not have to deal with such tortures, I would be as Bland as Alec and his bunch. How Bland would my comics be if I had not have to suffer from all of [[Cherokian Clan|MY OWN Trail of Tears]].

--ChrisChanSonichu 17:47, 30 January 2010 (CET)}}

===Good writing sucks===

{{Email|From: xxros3ychuxx

dunno if this is exactly the right forum for this topic but it had to be mentioned eventually lol! what do you guys think of all the sonichu spin-off comics (or '''fanfiction comics''', if you prefer) that are around these days?

personally i sometimes read asperchu but '''after the [[Chaotic Combo|chaotic combo]] got killed off i was so sad i just couldnt stand it anymore!!'''

it was really poignant and dramatic but '''it was so sad (and not to mention so gross-looking!!!) that i just felt too [[stress]]ed to read it anymore!''' at least when people die horribly violent deaths in Chris's comic you just hear about it, never see it (like [[Ivy]] *shudders*)!!!!!}}

===Yay, Max!===

{{Email|From: valentina
'''I don't care much about Asperchu just because some of the things he does seem to be mean to Chris, like we all know that Sonichu hates pickles but he wrote them into the story anyway'''. But other things are really fun, like I looooove Max, he's so cute! I also think the scenes where Asperchu and Sonichu spend some time together are really cute. I love how they call each other "Joy-boys"!

I wish Christian incorporated more of that [[Homos|male bonding]] / friendship aspect in his stories. I don't know about you girls, but seeing guys acting affectionate and tender really turns me on.}}

===Obviously they didn't notice [[Inos]]===

{{Email|From: carissamae '''I think sometimes Asperchu is mean to Christian W. Chandler like when Asperchu called him [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]! That was not very nice.''' But I think Asperchu teaches some really good lessons and Jivin is such a good character. I wish Christian C. would have some [[Niggos|black]] characters in his comics but he doesn't.}}

===And in closing...===
{{EmailReply|You all are singing with my choir on why Alec's pages are bad. [[Ivy]] was actually a real person in Real Life, and I had thought we'd stay a couple forever, but then she commited Suicide after a series of events. I could not go on drawing her in. To disclose real-life links, I '''Made Up''' [[Lovely Weather]] for my cartoon self; She is not a real person. And her name comes from the Christmas Song, "Sleigh Ride", with the lyric that can be repeated over and over to [[Autism|continue to be good]], "(Come on, it's) Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with" "Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with" "Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with" '''Love Weather, she's a beautiful girl.'''
And as a real-life homophobe, I would rarely draw such closeness between dudes, even in a Platonic Sense; I feel creeped out if I were to even think that. *Shudder* And there are people of other countries and colors within Cwcville, like I have just introduced Cwcville [[Police]] Constable, '''[[Louis Perez]]'''; he's a black dude, yes, and you can see the "bro-han" link I am comfortable drawing and portraying with such.

Anyway, I'll leave this mailbag with that for now; I will answer more mailbag letters in the past three later today. Plus, I have snow on my ground right now, and I should do some more shoveling. :(

Y'all take care, stay safe, and have a good day,

--ChrisChanSonichu 18:02, 30 January 2010 (CET)}}
{{Mailbag}}

Cakefarts

2014-08-08T09:48:36Z

DegDeg: No video links work, the imageshack URL gives an error.

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{{quote|Heeey, Jackie-pie! Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts.|Chris.}}
'''Cakefarts''' (leaked as ''fyfdriryjehvsdthyjvdj.mp4 [SaveYouTube.com]'') is a video made on 18 [[July 2011]] and leaked on 25 [[February 2012]] in which Chris sits his naked ass on a [[Chris and money|$9]] [[Obesity|chocolate cake]] for [[Jackie]]'s amusement. While it can not be seen on the censored version, there is already a piece (a little less than a fourth) of the cake taken out, meaning that either Chris (or Barb) had eaten some of this cake before its untimely end. It was inspired by the [http://www.cakefarts.com Cakefarts] shock site.

The "ass dance" is a [[Things Chris has ripped off|reference]] to the [[Adult Swim]] cartoon, ''Shin-Chan'', which involves the titular character [[CWCFlyingElephants|pulling down his pants, showing his ass, and dancing around]].

==Video==

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| style = {{Crazy}}
| saga = {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}}
| shirt = Blue tank top
| previous = [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal]]
| next = [[Cheerleader]]
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{{quote|What the hell am I doing?}}

=== Transcript ===

Heeey, Jackie-pie! Mmm. You know what I like da most? Cake farts.

''[Chris proceeds to finger the cake, followed by licking his digit]''

Mmm. Let's get this done.

''Chris has the words [[Random-access humor|"AWESOME SAUCE"]] written in barely legible script on his ass. One of the S's is the wrong way around, and there is scribbled out attempt at writing the word awesome.''

Awesome... Sauce... There it is: Sauce. Ass dance! Ass dance! See me do the ass dance! Do wacka do! [[Random-access humor|Shake my funky monkey ass,]] give me beans I'll give you gas!

''[Chris flails about like a retard in order to make his deformed [[duck|dick]] jiggle]''

Let's do this.

''[Performs the act for which the video is named, in turn getting an erection]''

What the hell am I doing here? ''[Finishes smearing ass with [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|chocolate cake]]]'' What the hell am I doing? I paid nine American dollars for this cake. That's a lotta yen. ''[To be precise, US$9 would be 915.28 yen.]'' Kawaii! Bye, Japan.

==External Links==

[http://imageshack.us/clip/my-videos/36/rsv.mp4/ Uncensored version]

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Adult Swim posts

2014-08-08T09:33:57Z

DegDeg: Original link broken, updated to new video location.

[[Image:ASforumavatar.jpg|thumb|right||Chris's oddly appropriate choice of forum avatar.]]

In mid-2009, someone discovered '''posts''' made by Chris on the [[Adult Swim]] message boards.<ref>[http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/profile?user.id=399954 http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/profile?user.id=399954]</ref> Below are all of Chris's posts, edited only for wiki formatting and links for clarification.

His response to ''Robot Chicken'' is particularly interesting. Not only does Chris describe his Sonichu comics as a [[parody]] when they are nothing of the sort, he also has no idea how to react to a genuine parody, even of the simplest and most obvious kind.

Some time in the spring of 2009, Chris's forum account was hacked. The perpetrator posted a few messages and a new signature using Chris's identity; they are not excerpted here. Every post at the source link below after the 2008 revelation of his Meatwad guitar is, unfortunately, not the TRUE and HONEST word of Chris-chan.
==Posts==
===Chris colors his DVD cover (February 2005)===
{{quotebox|Hey AS, this is Christian Chandler. I've enjoyed your fun programming...except [[Wikipedia:Aqua Teen Hunger Force|ATHF]]. Other than that, I've purchased [[Wikipedia:The Brak Show|the Brak Show]] Volume 1 DVD Set, and I colored it in, and put my signiture on it. If you show the images on AS Thursdays, please also mention my Sonichu Site! Check it out on http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. [[Sonichu]] is my [[Pokémon|Pokemon]], just so you know.

I am unable to insert the images, but you all can access them at <nowiki>http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/BrakColor1.jpg</nowiki> and <nowiki>http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/BrakColor2.jpg</nowiki>}} 

{{quotebox|In addition to my previous post, you may need to type the adress to the image instead of clicking on them. sorry. }}

===Chris complains about ''Robot Chicken'' (February 2005)===
{{quotebox|I've just watched the 1st episode of [[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|Robot Chicken]], and I most enjoyed the [[Transformers]] portion of the episode. Only a few things about it seem wierd to me... If Optimus was "Taking a leak," shouldn't he have expelled transmission fluid, and later have found OIL in it, not blood. Also, "Killed 50 humans?" I've been a fan of Transformers my whole life, so I know what I'm saying here; the Autobots care more for the humans than that, so they shouldn't have cheered for something so sad. Also, I'd really hope to see more Transformers segments int furure episodes of Robot Chicken. Here's a suggestion for a future segment... Megatron shoots Bumblebee, causing major bodily injury. Then Optimus tends to sue Megatron. And he hires Starscream for his lawer. That's just crazy, huh? Roll out, Autobots!}}
Note: The ''Robot Chicken'' segment Chris was referring to was most likely [http://www.adultswim.com.au/video/458456/junk-in-the-trunk-clip-5 this].

===Chris on his Harvey Birdman contest entry (April 2005)===
{{quotebox|'''I Detest the [[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman|Harvey Birdman]] Commercial!'''
Well, I do! :smileymad: My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that!

My "[[Harvey Birdman Commercial|CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot]]" was [[Chris and his Ego|the BEST]], and I feel sorry for you, Adult Swim, for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!}}

===Chris on ''Crayon Shin-chan'' and ''The Super Milk Chan Show'' (August 2006)===

{{quotebox|I watched the first [[Wikipedia:Crayon Shin-chan|Shin-Chan]] last night; it was funny (but the [[Nudes|boy nudity]] is TOO MUCH). If anything you should bring in more [[anime]] with [[Pedofork|very-close-to-nude girls]].

Speaking of which, [[Wikipedia:The Super Milk Chan Show|Milk-Chan]] to me sounds somewhat similar to Shin-Chan due to that they are both [[Christian Weston Chandler|silly and loud brats]]. You should consider putting the two shows back-to-back on weeknights, and call the one-hour block the Adult Kid's Meal.

Sincerely,

Lonely Virgin in Virginia, searching for a Sweetheart-Soulmate.}}

===Chris on Custom My Little Ponies (August 2006)===
{{quotebox|I've noticed that many people like to make their oun custom ponies; [[Wikipedia:Seth Green|Seth Green]] is one of them. But I couldn't really make out the Un-Cutie Marks of each of the ponies. Can I see what they looked like?

If they can't be bought, someone else will make one of their own.

[www.custompony.com]}}

Note: When Chris said "Seth Green makes custom ponies" he most likely was referring to [http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/apocalypse-pony.html this] ''Robot Chicken'' segment.

===Chris on his Meatwad Guitar (May 2008)===
{{quotebox|Check it out, I've been wanting to do it since [[Wikipedia:Rock Band|Rock Band]] came out, and finally I get a seperate [[Guitar]] to make into [[Wikipedia:Meatwad|Meadwad]]'s Shreddful Guitar (copy and paste links).

http://a628.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/m_c65ca2d3baf6b2042ec125597edae583.jpg

http://a496.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/73/mc09e01d4ad5e4c0c66823f48b2fa3307.jpg

http://a614.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/mee33414077e472f5e28199d65d222185.jpg

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===Chris spamming his "Holding Out for a Hero" music video (April 2009)===
{{quotebox|I've recently made my own music video of "Holding Out For a Hero sang by Bonnie Tyler, It's dedicated to my current sweetheart Ivy. What does everyone think about it(I believe it turned out pretty great if I do say so myself). <nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y&feature=channel_page</nowiki>
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Hey Sonichu Fans check out my website at [[CWC's_Sonichu_Site!#cwcville.com (April 2009 - May 2009)|cwcville.com]] }}

In response to a claim that Chris may not be the real Christian Weston Chandler:

{{quotebox|Hey, let me tell you THIS is not a JOKE, this is a sendout to my beloved sweatheart and one of my Favourite of songs. Also no troll could pose as me on this site, unless they made this account AT LEAST 4 years ago.
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Hey Sonichu Fans check out my website at cwcville.com }}

===Chris on his [[heart level]] (April 2009)===
{{quotebox|My heart has been broken down to 15% before. I was trying to get a 18- to my age year old sweetheart at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|my college]] when [[Mary Lee Walsh|MARY LEE WALSH]] ripped up the [[Attraction sign|SIGNS]] I used that said "I'm a single guy looking for a 18- to my year old [[boyfriend-free girl]]". My heart was shattered down to 15% until I met [[Hanna|a girl]] and it went back up to 100% but it was a JOKE being pulled on ME so at the end of our mini-date at the [[McDonald's|macdonalds]] she said it was just a joke. That Brought my Heart down to 10%.

This is ALL that bloody Mary Lee Walsh's fault.
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Hey Sonichu Fans check out my website at cwcville.com}}

===Chris on internet security (April 2009)===
{{quotebox|Maybe you do suspect my account has been hacked but that is little more than just your INTERPRETATION of the situation. From my side of things I can TRULY and HONESTLY say that I have not been hacked, With god on my side I do not kid you when I say that I am the TRUE and REAL Christian Weston Chandler.

I do admit things like my old websites were hacked, but I've Learned from that mistake and increased my Password strength accoridngly.
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