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Lars Call

2010-11-07T19:37:27Z

Delatrix:

[[Image:Lars.jpg|thumb|Lars, with boat]]
{{quote|The fuck that shit be??|[[Lars]], questioning on what [[autism]] is}}
The '''Lars Call''' is a ninety-minute phone conversation where Chris discusses with [[Jackie]]'s ex-boyfriend [[Lars]] addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats. Chris gets comfortable with ebonics, and hilarity ensues.

==Summary==
* Jackie had an involuntary abortion thanks to Lars
* Lars got rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his [[Lego|Legos]]
* Lars didn't finish school because people played [[Kick the Autistic|Kick the Nigga]]
* Lars doesn't understand [[autism]], after Chris's explanation, he thought it was [[Asperger syndrome|Asperger's]] and [[Ultra Sonichu|Down Syndrome]]
* Chris whines about trolls, not getting a job, and being called a [[homo]]. Lars hears him
* Chris doesn't like when people say "[[gay]]" [[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#Transcript|as in stupid]], Lars doesn't like when people say "nigga" out of context
* [[Sonichu]] (didn't see that coming), Chris incorporates IRL enemies into his comic. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls
* Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.
* Chris tells Lars he's a [[virgin]], Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls.
* Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill "[[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Nigga]]"
* Jackie better not burn that casserole.
* Chris promised a parade for Alec to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the [[Jackie_E-mails_20|e-mail proving]] he did.
* Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's Nigga
* Chris is willing to give up [[the Moon]] and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his "[[PS3|PS Triple]]"
* Lars spent $35,000 on six credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore
* Chris swears on the grave on his [[Aunt Corina]] he will not spend anymore on his PS3 (at least it wasn't [[Patti]])
* Lars spent 9 months as a volunteer at a hospital enjoying the sight of [[Bob|old white men]] dying
* More bitching about trolls.
* Lars and Chris talk about their criminal records, Lars makes trespassing sound bad ass
* Chris apparently turns into a nigga himself as about halfway in and speaks in Ebonics (off and on) the remainder of the call
* Chris would [[Death threats|shoot]] [[Michael Snyder]] if he had the chance. Michael was just looking for a reason to ban Chris
* Lars gives Chris a scenario of someone breaking in. Chris says he's [[I AM STRONG|strong]] and would kick their ass (only if they hit first)
* Chris likes Black people on TV. Lars gets mildly offended upon hearing how Chris likes "Sanford & Son". They both hold up their fists in solidarity.
* The conversation goes back to Jackie, they wonder why Jackie is mad at Chris.
* Chris claims that he will make things right
* Lars tells Chris that his dick is four inches of straight goodness
* Lars burned his boats because he wants Jackie back and suggested that Chris burn his PS3 to get Jackie back.
* Lars thinks he has the upper hand over Chris in the competition over Jackie. He was known as "Ram-rod" in High School
* Chris talks about his [[Cherokee]] heritage. He's not a "casino nigga" He beats the stereotype that Native Americans have jobs.
* Lars respects Chris trying to win Jackie back, while Lars is "[[Hanky-panky|ramrodding]]" her
* Chris talks about [[The MovingFoward videos|destroying his first PS3]], Lars questions why he got a second one. Chris says he needs it as a computer. Lars asks why he didn't get a computer instead
* Lars tells Chris to improve himself whether Jackie stays with him or not.
* Jackie can't come to the phone, she's taking a massive shit courtesy of Taco Bell
* Chris whines that making changes is [[Autism|too hard]].
* Lars says Chris is afraid of women, Chris denies it
* Chris didn't have Taco Bell, he had a fish fillet for dinner.
* Lars lost his virginity at 10, he was scared.
* Lars tells Chris if he loses the PSTriple, his ass will be kicked out on the street and Jackie will be at Chris' doorstep the following day
* Lars concludes with the fist of solidarity, He will bang Jackie when she gets out of the bathroom.
* Chris promises [[Honest]]y to Lars, He wants Jackie '''AND''' video games
* Chris likes [[Fanta|orange soda]]
* Lars didn't know what [[Wikipedia:Kenan & Kel|''Kenan & Kel'']] or Nickelodeon was, he goes to fuck Jackie.
* They say Goodnight

==Transcript==

Jackie: [In shrill, forced enthusiasm] Oh hi Chris, it's Jackie! How are you?

Chris: ... Oh ... Jackie ... Hi.

Jackie: Well I got your email!-

Chris: Well- ...... Yeah. Oh uhhh. Yep. What's a ... What's ... a ... (sounds of frantic typing) what's .. a what's ... uh your response there?

Jackie: Um, sorry I missed your- missed you last night, I just didn't know if you'd be around! Listen, I'm going to turn you over to Lars right now, and I'll be listening. So you-

Chris: Oh.

Jackie: -two boys play nice, ok?

Chris: Um, ok.

Jackie: Lars!

Lars: YO! BITCH WHERE MAH DINNER AT?!

Chris: ... hmm, Hello?

Lars: Yo!, yo-yo-yo. Who dis at?

Chris: ....

Lars: Yo dawg?

Chris: ...

Lars:[Clearly a white man] Yo who did-did? Yo this be Lars and shit, who dis?

Chris: Ugh, this is Christian.

Lars; Yo! yo, Christian C. How y'all doin' dawg?

Chris: Um, I'm-fu- I'm fairing out. How are you?

Lars: Doin' alright nigga. Shit. Yo I'll be honest with y'all dawg. I ain't wanna do this call and shit at first, y'know? You diggin' and shit? Bet y'all prolly felt the same way, and shit.

Chris: ...

Lars: But then my-m, my girl Jackie, she be all like: ''Bitch, you best be doin' this call! Lest I'll be all breakin' up you with y'all and shit.'' So I be like doin' the call and shit.

Chris: ...

Lars: Yo dawg-

Chris: ... Ye-

Lars: -what you wanna talk about?

Chris: Hmm, well, uh... yeah for uh... well, for one thing, well, I know what you put- what you did do to Jackie a while back, you spike- you spiked her coffee and killed the unborn child.

Lars: Yo yo yo yo yo, dog, yo dog. That my bad and shit, yeah. I'll own up to that shit, sure, shiiit. That's in the past and shit, dog. I own up to that shit, and that's in the past. And I own up to that shit. Yeah.

Chris: Okay- okay, but how did you own up to that?

Lars: Shit, dog, what you talkin' 'bout? I ain't do that shit no more. I made that shit up. Yo dog, what you talkin' 'bout? Shit be long gone, water over the bridge and shit.

Chris: Well, the fact remains that she was pregnant with your child, then she lost it.

Lars: Yeah, yeah, all got- I ain't ready to be no baby daddy and shit. Shit, yo, nigga get scared and shit, fuck. Y'all know what that be like and shit. Y'all ain't be no a-dult and shit, you know? Ain't ready to take on no a-dult responsiblities. Fuck. I done pull a lot of bashin' (?) and shit, I tell ya what.

Chris: Yeah

Lars: I done regret it and shit. You know? Shit happens. Shit be in the past, though and shit. I'm a new nigga. You dig, you feel me?

Chris: Yeah, I hear- I hear you.

Lars: Yo, so I be burn no baby no baby fetus no more neither. I'm ready for baby now. I got a job and shit, I got rid of my stupid boats and shit too, damn.

Chris: Yeah, I heard you burned those boats.

Lars: Got rid of all of them boats. Not just my boats, neither. Got rid of boats, got rid of my expansion pass for boats, got rid of my paint kits for them boats, shit you know dog, I be goin' through my closet and shit, I got paint kit for boats I ain't even own, nigga. Man, sometimes a nigga just face his life and shit, when he ain't facin' it, he ain't realize what he got, 'til it's gone. Be like the song, and shit. You gots to get rid of all that shit, you feelin' me?

Chris: Yeah.

Lars: I got boats in the closet, boats in the yard, boats in the living room, boats in the lawn, boats in my driveway and shit. Boats on the roof and shit. Shit be takin' over my house. Like a bad habit and shit, y'all feelin' me?

Chris: Yeah.

Lars: Yo, yo, y'all got- y'all got any nasty habits and shit there Chris?

Chris: N-nasty habits?

Lars: Yeah, yeah, you know, any boats and shit? Model planes, and trains, and automobiles maybe? Anything that be weighing you down and shit?

Chris: Hmm, yeah-

Lars: We all got our demons and shit. You must got somethin', lay it on me, dog.

Chris: Oh... okay, well I did have a whole city made out of Legos that I tore- I des- pretty much tore it down, and-

Lars: Huh, y'all done got a city of Legos and shit? Man, I feel you, that's gangsta.

Chris: Yeah.

Lars: How much 'fetti y'all get for all them Legos, how much money you get?

Chris: Hmm, nah I didn't get very- I didn't give no- I didn't get much money from... I did- there just a whole bunch- a whole bunch of pieces of bricks and whatnot and people are already on their way and most children already have their own bunches of Legos, and they're like they don't need it any more to call up their house and all that.

Lars: Shiiit, I feel you. Take them Legos to the bank, get some Lego bills and shit. Man, I just took $30 worth of nickels to the bank this mornin'. Got myself some bills, I did. Jackson and a Hamilton and shit, goin' to Popeyes Chicken with that shit. Bet you feel that, right dog? Y'all ever been to Popeye's and shit?

Chris: Hmm, no I cannot say I have sampled Popeyes-

Lars: Dog, oh dog you missin' out, missin' out. Damn good chicken and shit.

Chris: Yeah, I'm sure it is, I have heard good things about Popeyes.

Lars: A'ight a'ight a'ight, you feel me, you feel me, and I feel you and shit. Damn, nigga. Yo, yo, I be digressin' and shit, we gettin' off topic. We be talkin' 'bout yours and mines nasty habits and shit, what else do you got, dog? Lay it on me.

Chris: Hmm...

Lars: I feel all righteous and shit, gettin' rid of all my boats, feel like a new nigga and shit. Feel like a whole new day be startin' for me. You ever have a feelin' like that, dog?

Chris: Yeah, I have felt that way before.

Lars: Tell me all about it, dog.

Chris: Well pretty much felt like- felt like a big time star and all that when I had a good number of friends back in high school. But then I had- then I graduated and had to leave Chesterfield County where I was going to high school and move back Ruckersville. And then it just, pretty much went downhill for me, and I didn't have too many friends

Lars: Shit, dog, I hear high school be fun and shit. Oh no, dropped out halfway through 7th grade and shit. That's a cross I had to bear and shit. Dayum.

Chris: Yeah.

Lars: Been tryin' to go to high school and shit, ain't no niggas in the school system be wantin' no nigga up in their classroom. They be playin' "Kick the Nigga" and shit. Shit ain't gangsta, they be straight bustas and shit. Fuckin' niggas. Y'all know 'bout getting tormented and shit, ain't you? Tormented for your differences and shit.

Chris: Yeah, I got pretty much tormented for my autism and considerable slow-mindedness, that has happened to me before.

Lars: Yo, yo, yo, dog, au-austiss- wait, the fuck that shit be? D- au...

Chris: Autism, it's a- uh, it's a slowness in the mind where, it just, uh, it basically inhibits social functions. Y'know, being able to socialize as well as normal people. You can look it up on Wikipedia.

Lars: Oh, y'all be a slow-in-the-mind and shit, then, huh? Like that Down Syndrome and shit. My cousin got that shit. Ain't got no neck and shit. Fuckin' shit, nigga can't fit no shirts.

Chris: Well, yeah, well, it's not uh- it is not Down Syssdrome, it's way different from Down Syndrome, just look it up on Wikipedia, and it's A-U-T-I-S-M.

Lars: Be more like that Aspergers and shit.

Chris: Um...

Lars: I ain't know anyone with that Aspergers, I hear that's some shit. They be all up in them trains and shit. Maybe I should get tested for that shit, I have my boats and shit. I probably grew out of it though, got rid my boats, though.

Chris: Yeah.

Lars: So you got them Aspergers and shit, all right dog- all right. I hear you, I feel you. I feel you, yo, we all got our- we all got our differences, we all gots our liabilities.

Chris: Yeah.

Lars: What else you got dog? Yo dog, you- you seem like a nice nigga and shit. Man, I ain't think this call gonna be pleaseant and shit, but so far we be doin' good. I ain't know why Jackie be comin' back to me and shit, when she got you. Says she ain't happy with you though. Why we gotta be talkin'? Why Jackie havin' us do this shit? She ain't explain nothing to me.

Chris: Well, she’s, uh-

Lars: Man, yo, I love the bitch and shit, sometimes she treat me like a fuckin’ house nigga. Shit, won’t-bitch won’t tell me nothin’.

Chris: Yeah. I hear you. My-my mom-it happens between my mom and dad. It’s, uh, lack of communication and-yeah, shit like that.

Lars: Feel that, feel that. Fifty percent of marriages in this country lead to divorce because of that shit. Now, I’m a black man, so I’m naturally afraid of marriage and shit, so that probably ain’t gonna affect me and Jackie. But still, shit ain’t right. Shit ain’t gangsta.

Chris: Yeah. I hear-

Lars: Shit ain’t cornbread.

Chris: I hear that.

Lars: So why Jackie be not happy with you and shit? I mean, y’all know why Jackie wasn’t happy with me. I wanna know why Jackie ain’t happy with you. We got-we got’s to bond like true niggas.

Chris: Yeah. Well, uh, she and I, uh, we’ve had our, uh, our fights as well, but, uh, with my computer went, uh, went all on the fritz and I wasn’t able to get back out-to get back on, and it’s like, I can’t afford to get a new computer right now to, uh, replace-a new computer tower, and, uh, and we-and we haven’t been able to talk to each other through, uh, AIM and, uh, she’s kinda felt neglected on that. And, uh, also she requested me to upload-to make and upload videos to Youtube for her, which I have done, and, uh-

Lars: A’ight, A’ight, I know about them videos and shit. I’ve been watching that shit. Man, I’ve been wondering what that shit all about, then I find out Jackie been asking y’all to do shit. Yo yo yo yo dawg, let me ask you a question and shit, though. Yo-

Chris: Uh huh.

Lars: You been doing these-You been doing these videos and shit. Why she be mad and shit? You be doing what she asks, right? You be doing everything-

Chris: Yeah.

Lars: -she asks?

(pause)

Lars: Somethin’ about-

Chris: Yeah.

Lars: Somethin’ about some comic she was bitchin’ about the other day. I was like, “Bitch! Go make me my fuckin’ steak dinner, bitch!” But she just keep railing on about that fuckin’ comic video. I watched that comic video, you scribbled some shit, maybe ‘cause you ain’t colorin’ shit, I don’t know.

Chris: Well, I mean, uh-

Lars: Jackie-Jackie like them colors. Yo, hell, I ain’t got to tell you she like colors. She like me. That’s all the color she needs. I guess she wanted more color from you, though.

Chris: Yeah, well I mean, I recorded that video, I hadn't had a chance to color it in yet, but I had planned to color it in after that, and uh, and th- and I'll be taking the, uh video file and uploading to youtube at the, uh, library. I just haven't been able to get out in my car just yet.

Lars: I heard it be somethin' 'bout you pickin' fights with- with artisans and shit, other cartoonists? You be like, trollin' and shit. Startin' gang wars and shit?

Chris: Yeah.

Lars: Turf wars? I come from the streets, I know what turf war be all about.

Chris: Eh.

Lars: Shit. Ain't no winners in that game. Everybody lose.

(Pause)

Chris: Hm. Well it's uh, not really a turf war, it's- ah, but I guess it can be considered like that. It's a- I have- I have been havin' my fights and bouts against a- like, a internet bullies, and cyber bullies. Trolls.

Lars: What is-

Chris: (interjecting) They just, uh- they just, uh- think they're breaking uh- I became like, a internet celebr- internet c-celebrity with my, uh, crea- my uh, my genius of my comic, in my comics and what not. So yeah, they uh, just essentially torture me. They, uh- They- they- they- like, they- uh, really weigh me down. And plus, they, uh- like, called my, like, got my, they got overtime from between the hackings and they uh, pretend to be other people, and- and uh, and all that damn shit. It's, they uh- get a whole bunch of, uh [unintelligible]

Lars: I feel you, dog. I feel ya.

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Manchester High School

2010-11-02T08:20:03Z

Delatrix:

[[Image:Manchesterhigh.jpg|thumb|left|The home to the only decent four years of Chris's life]]
[[Image:CWC12andson.jpg|thumb|right|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|This is what Chris actually believes]].]]

'''Manchester High School''', located in [[Wikipedia:Midlothian, Virginia|Midlothian, Virginia]], was attended by [[Chris]]from [[1996]] to [[2000]] (ninth grade to twelfth grade). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life.<ref>[[:Image:0311-CWCNote7.jpg|DVD]], note 7</ref> Chris proudly slept through much of his high school life.

Among Chris's classes were the usual subjects, two years of [[Spanish]],<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 8</ref> [[Dating education|Sex Ed]], "Coping Skills" and a lot of [[art]] classes. According to Chris, he achieved an ''Honor Roll Grade Streak ALL THE WAY THROUGH M.H.S.''<ref name="teen">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> However, according to the video [[Song of Christian]], he failed [[English]] class during his sophomore year of high school.

Chris was a water boy for the Manchester High Lancers basketball team, along with [[Joseph Herring]]. He got a certificate and an embroidery "M" for this work.<ref name="teen" />

==Accomplishments==
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|Chris happily serving [[niggos]]]]

;10th Grade
* [[Song of Christian|F in English Class]]

;12th Grade
* September: Praise from his English teacher for the short story "[[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]"
* March: CD cover for ''[[Christian's Favorite Hits!]]''
* April: Naps in class for the self-documentary "[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]"
{{-}}

==Social life==
[[Image:0569-MHSDiploma.jpg|thumb|Chris's diploma. The public school system has failed us yet again]]

Most of Chris's friends were [[gal pal]]s, not [[Asperchu|joy boys]]. He had classes and ate lunch with them every other day (the high school has alternating "odd" and "even" days). There were immature boys on the school bus, which he dreaded. Chris's purported friends:

* [[Kellie Andes]]
* [[Tiffany Gowen]]
* Sarah B.<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], pages 9 and 13</ref>
* Miranda, partner in Science class<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 14</ref>
* Molly, happy and giggly<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6</ref>
* [[Joseph Herring]]
* Brian, boyfriend of Sarah<ref>[[:Image:0310-CWCNote6.jpg|DVD]], note 6; [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 8</ref>

{{-}}
==Go Lancers!==

Chris' servitude to the basketball team, probably the only meaningful interaction he had with other males throughout his entire adolescence, remains a cherished memory. So much so, that he continues to obsess over it '''10 years''' after graduating!

A few references were slipped into the comic. In [[Sonichu_7|''Sonichu'' #7]] Manchester High was featured heavily. It begins with Chris hanging around his old school [[Pedofork|without being there on any official business.]] [[Magi-Chan]] then brings Chris and Sonichu back in time to [[1996#1996|1996,]] when Chris was a student. In [[Sonichu_9|''Sonichu'' #9]], [[Megagi]] was depicted wearing a Lancers cheerleading outfit.

In [[August 2010]], Chris made a handful of characters and a vehicle in [[ModNation Racers]] to commemorate his time with the basketball team. The Manchester High ModNation collection includes the team bus, two of the players, a [[Laura Beth Dorazio|cheerleader]], and Chris himself at age 14, looking as if he's afraid of being jumped by something just behind him.

{{-}}

==The Seinor Prom==

Chris took his [[Barbara|mom]] to the seinor [sic] prom. [[Gal pal]] [[Tiffany]] felt sorry for him, and so she asked him to dance, which they did so for what seemed like hours to Chris. Chris hopes to re-enact this historic moment at an upcoming high school reunion.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Seinor Prom]]</ref> That is assuming there aren't security guards there for the express purpose of keeping him out.

===Gallery===

<center><gallery>
Image:0539-Prom1.jpg
Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|Don't go groping anyone tonight, Chris... I'm assburgin'
Image:0541-Prom3.jpg
Image:0542-Prom4.jpg|Dat ass. Seriously, Chris was probably more interested in the food than the lovely young lady.
Image:0543-Prom5.jpg|Chris is feeling all by his lonesome at this point
Image:0544-Prom6.jpg|Some random people at prom, giving what would be considered a rude gesture in some countries.
Image:0545-Prom7.jpg
Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Tiffany to the rescue
</gallery></center>

==Graduation==

[[Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|thumb|Chris actually looking kinda classy, in his graduation gown. The white thing around his neck generally indicates [[honor roll]].]]

For Chris, graduation was an emotional experience. In his own words:<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Graduation]]</ref>

{{quotebox|I ONLY got recognized for my Grades with a Star Pin, yet they had MORE FANCIER AWARDS for more important qualities. I should have been Highly Recognized for [[Chris and art|my ARTISTIC TALENTS]] I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for [[Chris and his Ego|any of my Talents]]. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

I had gotten over the Award Ceremony on the Graduation Day, but to add Lemon Juice to an open wound, it was a Dark and Rainy Day that Day, and they handed out MORE TALENTED AWARDS right before handing out any diplomas. When I went up there to get mine, I was feeling depressed, upset, crestfallen and ticked off. When the award was handed to me, I took it without looking anyone in the eye, and I did not shake anyone's hands. I just walked back to my seat in the Graduating Crowd. Then soon after, I just walked the wrong way up the center aisle, found an isolated table and cried myself out. My mother found me later and comforted me; my father was ashamed of the way I acted, and he would later still be angry at recalling the moment. Tiffany also found me and gave me a caring moment of condolences back there. I gave her a plush Psyduck as a graduating gift beforehand.
}}

[[Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|thumb|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp, if it wasn't for the fanny pack.]]

In another retelling, Chris reveals more straight anger:<ref>DVD, graduation notes [[:Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|1]] and [[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|2]]</ref>

{{quotebox|
So while I sit there and feel happy for my friends who got something, I was so %$@# JEALOUS. I was a High-Functioning Autistic Boy who came WAAAAAAAAAY BEYOND OUT OF HIS SOCIAL SHELL, only to get ZILCH, NADA, ZIP; A BIG FAT ZERO! I felt so Devistated and Out Of Sync :'(

[...]

I ended up doing what I did when I went up there to accept the diploma; NO HANDSHAKE, TEARS, AND RUNNING AWAY TO HIDE. They don't even have any pictures of that in the Y2K Yearbook; the caption should have read, "Student Christian Chandler is Depressed and Sad for some reasons. His response is tears and fright."

Even now as I type this, I am still *&$%^#@ Angry that I didn't get anything for the things I've poured my heart, soul and hand-work into, nor emerged as a friend to quite a few, nor developing a positive social behavior similar to [[Red Skelton]].
}}

It is quite likely that the evil [[Count Graduon]]'s name was derived from Chris's feelings about his graduation.

==Lingering attachments==
Generally speaking, Chris's memories of high school still hold great significance for him. This is unsurprising, given that high school was the last time he regularly got out and about in a social environment that seems to have at least partially accepted and tolerated him, though this was most likely because you should snap at someone with autism in school, if Chris' current life is [[kick the autistic]], Chris' school life must have been pity the retard.

Chris has mentioned that he frequently [[dreams]] of his days in high school, recalling his teenage years in a nostalgic tone. A [[100 2178|May 2010 YouTube video]] features a flood of wistful reminiscing from Chris, as he laments having to move away from the suburb where he went to high school: "I had so many friends over there, in high school. And I was just sad to leave, when I, after I graduated." A good half a dozen of the women he recalled in his archive of "[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|gal-pals and past sweethearts]]" (and most of the ones who weren't trolls) were girls he knew in high school.

There's also the matter of the aforementioned Count Graduon, where Chris may have created an embodiment of the concept of leaving high school to be the dominant villain of the entire Sonichu saga.

==Reunion plans==
In his "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page from the [[CWCipedia]], Chris notes that he looks forward to attending his class reunion. He doesn't say exactly when this will take place, but 2010 is the 10th year since Chris's graduation.

On 27 August 2010, Chris uploaded a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|video address]] to YouTube, wherein he reveals that, up to that point, he hasn't heard anything about a coming reunion, and he's decided to organize the reunion himself.

In the video, Chris refers to a slideshow presentation at his graduation that apparently said "See you in 10 years for the reunion!", which Chris has [[Autism|interpreted]] as a reunion being [[Chris and his Ego|PROMISED]] to him. Of course, it's entirely possible that they are holding (or already held) the reunion without Chris.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:481-TungstenPoster.JPG|Tungsten. That is all.
Image:0232-CWCNote3.jpg|Becoming B-ball manager
Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|Prom Note
Image:0509-CWCNote8.jpg|Classes
Image:0566-GraduationNote1.jpg|Graduation Note 1
Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|Graduation Note 2
Image:0568-GraduationNote3.jpg|Graduation Note 3
</gallery></center>

==Sauce==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[The High School Story]]
*[[Honor roll]]

==External links==
*[http://www.chesterfield.k12.va.us/Schools/Manchester_HS/home.html Homepage]
*[[Wikipedia:Manchester High School (Virginia)|Wikipedia article on Manchester High School]]

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2010-10-15T15:20:07Z

Delatrix:

I'll take a shot at transcribing this if no one else already is. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 22:40, 12 October 2010 (PDT)-~
:Good luck. He sounds almost completely incoherent in this video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
*Already done. Feel free to look for mistakes though. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 22:43, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
** When Chris is singing, he's saying it's true love we share, but other than that it seems fine.--[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 23:18, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
***Thanks, I honestly couldn't make that part out. I don't watch the show, so that may have helped. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 23:25, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

Removed the line "It may be worth mentioning that during the video he mentions Circuit City, which is where he presumably purchased the box set in the first place." It's not worth mentioning, it is a line from the "Cleveland Live!" episode of The Cleveland Show, and nothing more.--[[User:ShadowMoses|ShadowMoses]] 01:53, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*So I'm assuming that the line about eMachines and Dell computers and cart racing came from the show as well? I've never seen the show. Also should we link to this video? It seems oddly prescient http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyg8bxeyTM [[User:Svek|Švek]] 07:28, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

I think the other subject matter on this one should be racism as well [[User:Sinisterminister|Sinisterminister]] 05:37, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*Why? Because Cleveland Brown is black? That's a dumb reason. Chris isn't being a racist here, he's just being stupid and is parroting some skits he saw on TV. --[[User:Marty Chang|Marty Chang]] 06:03, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

Do we really need all these EPIC REACTION IMAGES on the CWCki? The past 5 or so video articles have this shit for absolutely no reason other than to have a picture in the article to make it seem beefier. Fanart is alright (along with pictures Chris took himself or screencaps of the video to help round out the idea of the article) but we don't need screencaps of the Cleveland Show or The Flintstones. Removed the image for this article, but I'm leaving similar images in other articles. --[[User:Marty Chang|Marty Chang]] 06:03, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
* I concur. I found the reactions in the comedians video were particularly out of place, as well. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 11:39, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

What's the accent he's actually putting on here? It doesn't SOUND like Cleveland. --[[User:Black Pickle|Black Pickle]] 08:32, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*For about 10 seconds, when he started to sing the theme song he almost approached sounding like Cleveland. Also, it's about time he apologized to the world. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 12:16, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

Was Chris about to apologise for the video being racist and instead said weak? --[[User:Black Pickle|Black Pickle]] 08:32, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*I think he was about to say "bad", then decided "weak" would be less stressful to say. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 10:21, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

Is he checking some form of prompter during the song? Whenever he loses his place he looks out the side of the DVD at something off screen. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 16:19, 14 October 2010 (PDT)
:No, he always looks away from the camera nervously like that. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 17:11, 14 October 2010 (PDT)
*I have to disagree with you Eamoo. When the video gets to one minute and ten seconds, it looks and sounds like Chris forgot the words to the rest of the theme song, he then looks left, away from the camera, and starts to read something off-screen. Whatever it was, it helped him get back to his terrible singing. --[[User:Delatrix|Delatrix]] 8:12, 15 October 2010 (PDT)

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I'll take a shot at transcribing this if no one else already is. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 22:40, 12 October 2010 (PDT)-~
:Good luck. He sounds almost completely incoherent in this video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:42, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
*Already done. Feel free to look for mistakes though. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 22:43, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
** When Chris is singing, he's saying it's true love we share, but other than that it seems fine.--[[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 23:18, 12 October 2010 (PDT)
***Thanks, I honestly couldn't make that part out. I don't watch the show, so that may have helped. --[[User:MissRadioactive|MissRadioactive]] 23:25, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

Removed the line "It may be worth mentioning that during the video he mentions Circuit City, which is where he presumably purchased the box set in the first place." It's not worth mentioning, it is a line from the "Cleveland Live!" episode of The Cleveland Show, and nothing more.--[[User:ShadowMoses|ShadowMoses]] 01:53, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*So I'm assuming that the line about eMachines and Dell computers and cart racing came from the show as well? I've never seen the show. Also should we link to this video? It seems oddly prescient http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyg8bxeyTM [[User:Svek|Švek]] 07:28, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

I think the other subject matter on this one should be racism as well [[User:Sinisterminister|Sinisterminister]] 05:37, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*Why? Because Cleveland Brown is black? That's a dumb reason. Chris isn't being a racist here, he's just being stupid and is parroting some skits he saw on TV. --[[User:Marty Chang|Marty Chang]] 06:03, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

Do we really need all these EPIC REACTION IMAGES on the CWCki? The past 5 or so video articles have this shit for absolutely no reason other than to have a picture in the article to make it seem beefier. Fanart is alright (along with pictures Chris took himself or screencaps of the video to help round out the idea of the article) but we don't need screencaps of the Cleveland Show or The Flintstones. Removed the image for this article, but I'm leaving similar images in other articles. --[[User:Marty Chang|Marty Chang]] 06:03, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
* I concur. I found the reactions in the comedians video were particularly out of place, as well. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 11:39, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

What's the accent he's actually putting on here? It doesn't SOUND like Cleveland. --[[User:Black Pickle|Black Pickle]] 08:32, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*For about 10 seconds, when he started to sing the theme song he almost approached sounding like Cleveland. Also, it's about time he apologized to the world. [[User:Mupkids|Mupkids]] 12:16, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

Was Chris about to apologise for the video being racist and instead said weak? --[[User:Black Pickle|Black Pickle]] 08:32, 13 October 2010 (PDT)
*I think he was about to say "bad", then decided "weak" would be less stressful to say. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 10:21, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

Is he checking some form of prompter during the song? Whenever he loses his place he looks out the side of the DVD at something off screen. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 16:19, 14 October 2010 (PDT)
:No, he always looks away from the camera nervously like that. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 17:11, 14 October 2010 (PDT)
*I have to disagree with you Eamoo. When the video gets to one minute and ten seconds, it looks and sounds like Chris forgot the words to the rest of the theme song, he then looks left, away from the camera, and starts to read something off-screen. Whatever it was it helped him get back to his terrible singing. --[[User:Delatrix|Delatrix]] 8:12, 15 October 2010 (PDT)