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100 2278

2010-11-10T04:22:55Z

DeliciousPickles:

[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris struggles even to hold on to the bar.]]
[[File:Wtfhaveidone.png|thumb|Chris is still struggling to hold on to the bar.]]
'''100 2278''' is a video [[Chris]] created on 12 [[October 2010]], leaked on 6 [[November 2010]]. Chris attempts to do pull-ups, but shortly after beginning, gives up and admits defeat due to his [[obesity|weight]].

Chris manages to look like even more of a [[pedofork]] than usual, as he grunts and groans in a children's jungle gym.
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==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100_2278
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XWTsHUjAwl8}}
| stardate = 6 [[November 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[ToJackie]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===
[''We see Chris's hands and knees on top on a jungle gym.'']

[''Chris hangs from a bar, not far off the ground for a few seconds before losing his grip and dropping to the ground.'']

[''Chris grunts, tries to grab the bar again.'']

Chris: Ugh...

[''Looks to the camera.'']

Chris: Alright fine, I can't do a pull up. At least I tried.

[''Jumps up and tries to grab the bar again.'']

Chris: Still tryin'.

[''Grunting sounds.''] Well, can't do it.

[''Tries to do a pull-up again with visibly shaking arms, grunts and sighs.'']

Chris: Uh... Too sensitive for my... [''sound of slapping belly''] weight.

[''Chris walks off camera.'']

==Images==
Accompanying the leaked video were a selection of images, presumed to be ones Chris took for [[Jackie]].
<center><gallery>
File:100_2242.JPG
File:100_2243.JPG
File:100_2244.JPG|The [[McIntire Park]] sign
File:100_2245.JPG
File:100_2246.JPG
File:100_2247.JPG
File:100_2248.JPG
File:100_2249.JPG
File:100_2250.JPG
File:100_2251.JPG
File:100_2252.JPG
File:100_2253.JPG
File:100_2296.JPG|Now with extra [[Plush Breasts of Fail|boobage]]
File:100_2299.JPG
File:BeatSketcher20101012.png|Has Chris been improving his art during the dry spell? '''[[Chris and art|SPOILER: NO]]'''
File:ccsonichu.jpg|Chris's [[Chris-chan Sonichu|fursona]], from [[ECV 00002]]
</gallery></center>

== External links ==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?8ca48v808ae5m0p Download archive]
* [http://goo.gl/AeGkP Mirror]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[ToJackie]]|nextlink=Current}}

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100 2267

2010-10-09T00:05:38Z

DeliciousPickles:

'''Christian Weston Cash''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In this video Chris decides to insult [[Clyde Cash]] by making an overblown impression of him and imitating his fake tan by dressing up in [[black]]face, bizarrely (although probably [[Niggos|not by Chris's standards]]), although at least he got the part of Clyde's image being that of a kissy-face-making Guido correct.

Then all of a sudden he rambles about how he deserves to die and about how he raped [[Panda]].
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==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2267
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mPsy3QwPiAo}}
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100 2266]]
| next = [[100 2269]]
}}

=== Transcription ===
[[File:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|Clyde Cash is not amused]]
''[Off camera]''-eep.

''[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]''

''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an [[Chris and hypocrisy|adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot]] who spends his time following and trolling [[Chris and his Ego|the one]] [[Liquid Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]], and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a [[Chris and English|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a [[Monthly Tugboat|silver platter]], I [[Chris and rape|raped]] his [[PandaHalo|Australian girlfriend]]! And then married her! And now I have a [[4-cent_garbage|one cent daughter]]. I am AN IDIOT!!

''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]''
Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me, Clyde Cash! [[Death threats|Kill me now! Kill me now]], [[Chris and psychology|I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore! Aaaaah!]]
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==See also==
*[[100 2269]]
*[[100 2270]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2266]]|nextlink=[[100 2269]]}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

100 2267

2010-10-08T03:41:47Z

DeliciousPickles:

'''100 2267''' is one of three videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 7 [[October 2010]]. In this video Chris decides to insult [[Clyde Cash]] by making an overblown impression of him and imitating his fake tan by dressing up in blackface, bizarrely (although probably [[Niggos|not by Chris's standards]]), although at least he got the part of Clyde's image being that of a kissy-face-making Guido correct.

Then all of a sudden he rambles about how he deserves to die and about how he raped Panda.

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==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2267
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mPsy3QwPiAo}}
| stardate = 7 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100 2266]]
| next = [[100 2269]]
}}

=== Transcription ===

''[Off camera]''-eep.

''[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]''

''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an adulterous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time following and trolling [[Chris and his Ego|the one]] Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a phenomenon! And you know what, I am a [[Chris and English|spawn of spatan]] so I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing good, nothing decent, I have no... sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a [[Monthly Tugboat|silver platter]], I [[Chris and rape|raped]] his [[PandaHalo|Australian girlfriend]]! And then married her! And now I have a [[4-cent_garbage|one cent daughter]]. I am AN IDIOT!!

''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]''
Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down! I want you to kill me! Clyde Cash, kill me now! Kill me now, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of Satan anymore! Aaaaah!

==See also==
*[[100 2269]]
*[[100 2270]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2266]]|nextlink=[[100 2269]]}} [[Image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|Clyde Cash is not amused.]]
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Lars Is Jivin'.MP4

2010-10-03T03:24:49Z

DeliciousPickles:

[[Image:150px-Jivin.jpg‎|thumb|Lars is [[Fan:Asperchu#Jivin Pickles|Jivin]]]]

'''Lars Is Jivin'''' is an [[Chris and race|extremely racist]] video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] again, comparing a toy boat he sent [[Jackie]] to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to abuse his [[PSEye|camera]], again. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October. The extended edition includes Chris using stereotypical black words such as "yo" "mofo", holding up a picture of a black rapper and then dressing him as a turkey and using the dated racial slur "boy".

Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and camerawork|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape dispenser on the first take.

==Description==
{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Nothin' but a jivin' turkey gourd.]]}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Lars Is Jivin'
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ApWRB4iLKMM}}
| stardate = 30 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[New Address]]
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-

[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']

[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.

==Full version==
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Lars Is Jivin'
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByDKIeFdHCs}}
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[I like Mary Poppins]]
| next = Current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''

Yo Lars, listen up yo. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[jackie|JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! Now I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She left you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- and she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''

And she got fed up with all the goddamn boats all over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List_of_Chris's_games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[he puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[monthly_tugboat|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey!

Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a yellow vegetable on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is wearing an anorak.]'' Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''

Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! ''[Flashes both middle fingers before turning them upside down]'' I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, [[Chris and race|boy]]! All day long, all week long. She and I are going to be ... '' ['tapping' an imaginary Jackie]'' I be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]'' I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! And you know what, she ain't- you ain't gonna get that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I'll ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, possibly while he tries to remember]'' Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while.

[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bo-

[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares bewilderly off into space for a moment.'']

[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.

==See also==
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]
*[[New Address]]
*[[Niggos]]

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]