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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_humps_his_PS3&amp;diff=162889</id>
		<title>Talk:Chris humps his PS3</title>
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		<updated>2012-09-18T14:46:16Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;And to think if he really wanted to change his image, he would be done with doing stuff like that.  --[[User:SD70ACe|SD70ACe]] 07:44, 25 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Honor roll my ass ==&lt;br /&gt;
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360 / 2 = 120!?!11bacon?!!?@2? Good job public education system.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Don't be so quick to judge, it could also be 130.  God, how did he even pass his classes?  I mean, other than sympathy/trying to avoid a law suit for kick the autistic. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 08:47, 25 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Other info gained from this ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm wondering if there should be a note added to this about how Chris was both out of breath by 2 minutes and unable to stand, how the hell does he think hes going to be able to maintain speed during sex? [[User:Akira Takizawa|Akira Takizawa]] 12:20, 25 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Also Chris raping solid inanimate objects may be the reason his dick has that fucked up bend in it. [[User:J1mbo|J1mbo]] 02:39, 26 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
**And I think the PS3 is like, 11 pounds or something? His arms are so weak that he can't even hold 11 pounds without them hurting or getting tired. [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 07:57, 27 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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I dunno about this one, guys...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He was &amp;quot;black mailed&amp;quot; into doing this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is as lulzy as getting as someone giving a blowjob at gunpoint is sexy. (It isn't!) --this was posted by [[User:Gwonam|Gwonam]], who needs to learn to sign their posts&lt;br /&gt;
*The thing is, at gunpoint, your life is at stake. All that was at stake here were Chris's foreign PS3 accounts. Chris apparently places more value on his foreign PS3 accounts than he does his dignity. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:26, 1 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*OP here. Good point, Champthom. --this was posted by [[User:Gwonam|Gwonam]], who needs to learn to sign their posts&lt;br /&gt;
**I never find these things funny the first time. It's always during a retrospective that things become funny. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:53, 29 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
***And now that I think about it. Everything he got off those accounts were free except his japanese account which he spent some yen. also this is the OFFICIAL AND ORIGINAL title from the original file i got. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:41, 7 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
****Didn't he buy Japanese prepaid credit cards off eBay at inflated prices to get them, too? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 08:10, 7 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Thaddeus ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It states that Jack Thaddeus deleted the account after this incident anyway. What was Chris' response to this? Is there a video or an email?--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 03:51, 27 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Number of Humps==&lt;br /&gt;
I'm not sure what bothers me most:&lt;br /&gt;
*Did somebody actually count?  If so, ye gods...&lt;br /&gt;
*If instead this was calculated based on a smaller sampling (avg. humps/sec over 30 s), then it's way too precise, and such calculation should be noted.&lt;br /&gt;
*I noticed this and spent more than 9000 milliseconds thinking about it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:20, 5 September 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== McPixel Reference ==&lt;br /&gt;
There is a game called McPixel, where the character humps a PS3. I asked the creator if it was a Chris-chan reference, and he said yes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srX2I0iYmcQ).  Don't know if its significant or not, so I thought I'd let the higher ups know. [[User;demendred|demendred]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Chris_humps_his_PS3&amp;diff=162888</id>
		<title>Talk:Chris humps his PS3</title>
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		<updated>2012-09-18T14:45:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;And to think if he really wanted to change his image, he would be done with doing stuff like that.  --[[User:SD70ACe|SD70ACe]] 07:44, 25 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Honor roll my ass ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
360 / 2 = 120!?!11bacon?!!?@2? Good job public education system.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Don't be so quick to judge, it could also be 130.  God, how did he even pass his classes?  I mean, other than sympathy/trying to avoid a law suit for kick the autistic. --[[User:LizardPie|LizardPie]] 08:47, 25 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Other info gained from this ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm wondering if there should be a note added to this about how Chris was both out of breath by 2 minutes and unable to stand, how the hell does he think hes going to be able to maintain speed during sex? [[User:Akira Takizawa|Akira Takizawa]] 12:20, 25 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Also Chris raping solid inanimate objects may be the reason his dick has that fucked up bend in it. [[User:J1mbo|J1mbo]] 02:39, 26 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
**And I think the PS3 is like, 11 pounds or something? His arms are so weak that he can't even hold 11 pounds without them hurting or getting tired. [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 07:57, 27 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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I dunno about this one, guys...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He was &amp;quot;black mailed&amp;quot; into doing this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is as lulzy as getting as someone giving a blowjob at gunpoint is sexy. (It isn't!) --this was posted by [[User:Gwonam|Gwonam]], who needs to learn to sign their posts&lt;br /&gt;
*The thing is, at gunpoint, your life is at stake. All that was at stake here were Chris's foreign PS3 accounts. Chris apparently places more value on his foreign PS3 accounts than he does his dignity. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:26, 1 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*OP here. Good point, Champthom. --this was posted by [[User:Gwonam|Gwonam]], who needs to learn to sign their posts&lt;br /&gt;
**I never find these things funny the first time. It's always during a retrospective that things become funny. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:53, 29 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
***And now that I think about it. Everything he got off those accounts were free except his japanese account which he spent some yen. also this is the OFFICIAL AND ORIGINAL title from the original file i got. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:41, 7 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
****Didn't he buy Japanese prepaid credit cards off eBay at inflated prices to get them, too? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 08:10, 7 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Thaddeus ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It states that Jack Thaddeus deleted the account after this incident anyway. What was Chris' response to this? Is there a video or an email?--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 03:51, 27 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Number of Humps==&lt;br /&gt;
I'm not sure what bothers me most:&lt;br /&gt;
*Did somebody actually count?  If so, ye gods...&lt;br /&gt;
*If instead this was calculated based on a smaller sampling (avg. humps/sec over 30 s), then it's way too precise, and such calculation should be noted.&lt;br /&gt;
*I noticed this and spent more than 9000 milliseconds thinking about it.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Dude|Dude]] 21:20, 5 September 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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McPixel Reference &lt;br /&gt;
There is a game called McPixel, where the character humps a PS3. I asked the creator if it was a Chris-chan reference, and he said yes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srX2I0iYmcQ).  Don't know if its significant or not, so I thought I'd let the higher ups know. [[User;demendred|demendred]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jackie_Chat_7&amp;diff=146713</id>
		<title>Jackie Chat 7</title>
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		<updated>2011-09-19T01:27:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: link lead to mass debating, which has nothing to do with said sentence.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;This chat took place on 12 [[October 2010]]. Highlights include [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] discussing his [[ECV 00002|super mode]], his belief that [[Chris and reality|cartoons exist in a parallel world]] and how [[Chris and religion|God wants Chris to defraud Social Security]]. Chris also claims that his computer is being repaired and promises Jackie [[100 2278|a video of him &amp;quot;doing&amp;quot; twenty pull-ups]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:06 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, [[Sweetheart]]. :) h&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
hi!!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:06 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
How are you?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i'm doing okay.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
how was your weekend?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:06 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm doing well too.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:06 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sunday, I went to [[church]], and it was a quiet day. And I watched the new Fox shows, and I uploaded the video, as you know. :) h&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:07 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i loved [[ECV 00002|the chris-chan sonichu video]]! you did really well with your body-painting&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:08 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I was actually surprised on how my torso would look blue, then after I painted my face, before the headwear, I reminded myself of the [[Wikipedia:Marvel Comics|Marvel]] superhero [[Wikipedia:Nightcrawler (comics)|Nightcrawler]] (is that his name?).&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
yeah, nightcrawler, thats it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:08 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
he can teleport.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:09 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Wikipedia:X-Men|X-Men]] fan too?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i think he was like [[Chris and religion|a born-again christian]] in the comics&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i am somewhat.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:09 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
me too.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:09 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I enjoyed the Marvel heroes from time and again.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:09 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I also downloaded recently the 10 comic book set of Marvel Zombies.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i never read that one, but i heard it was a really good series&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:10 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I felt the stories were good, aside from the [[Sonichu_10|gorey details]].&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
you dont like the gore? isnt that the point of a zombie story?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:10 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Yes. to name a sole survivor that was able to move onto the next set of 5 books, was [[Wikipedia:Black Panther (comics)|the Black Panther]].&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:10 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
when it comes to gore, it's kinda 75-25; 3/4 I can stand, 1/4 I would feel sick after seeing.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:11 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i thought you liked horror stuff, though. i know you like [[Wikipedia:Saw (franchise)|the saw movies]]&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:12 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
altogether, it's not exactly smile-worthy, you understand.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:12 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I do like horror stuff.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:12 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And I do like the Saw movies.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
those have lots of blood.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:12 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
it just depends on how I feel at the time.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:12 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
mostly, I am cool with it.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
hey, that reminds me of something&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
remember i said i listened to the recordings of your talks with [[alec benson leary]]? at [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|one point]], you said that you believed cartoon characters exist in their own real world of sorts&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:13 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
could you elaborate on that?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:13 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
certainly.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:13 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
you remember the movie, &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]]?&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
yes&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i remember there was a rumor that [[Donald Duck|donald duck]] screamed &amp;quot;GODDAMN YOU [[Niggos|NIGGER]]&amp;quot;, but that was just a myth, he really said something inoccuous.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:15 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
well, even though they used a bunch of hollywood magic to portray the toons in real life, there is a good chance still that there is a dimension where the characters we draw or create live in and in their own areas of that dimension.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
good chance?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:15 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You may be referring to the bought between Donald and Daffy.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
yeah, thats the scene&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
but what makes you draw that conclusion about another dimension?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:16 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
mostly from what I watched from shows and movies that talk about different dimensions.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i thought you must have taken some physics classes or something. I took a physics class once that dealt with multiple dimensions, string theory, etc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:16 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Like there also could be a dimension where our complete opposite selves wouldreside in.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
they didnt talk about a cartoon dimension in my class, though&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:17 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
but you brought up the subject because you were angry at alec for abusing his characters, if i remember correctly&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[7:17 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I have taken one physics class in [[PVCC]].  So you know more than I do from book learning.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I think you mean Alec abusing MY characters in his works.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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no, mostly you were specifically referencing his abuse of his own character, [[Asperchu]]&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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oh. yes, I did go there at one point; I just could not understand why create a character with [[Aspergers]], when the creator has Aspergers him/herself, and he/she wants to better him/herself, they would more likely draw More Normal Characters.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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well doesnt sonichu have [[autism]] though?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu does NOT have Autism.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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he goes to special education, like the [[Dating Education|dating ed]] and stuff though&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i thought that meant he was in special ed.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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No, Dating Education was a Normal Class; it was not classified as a &amp;quot;Special Educational&amp;quot; class.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Nobody in my [[comic]]s has any Special Education.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but they dont have dating ed in real life. most people dont need help forming relationships&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so are your [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|sonichus]] just [[slow in the mind]]s? or otherwise special needs?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And my Leading Characters are Normal-Minded or Stronger.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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NONE of them are [[Retarded]].&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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ALL of them are Normal-Speed or Faster mentally.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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why do they go to dating ed then?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It was only [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] and [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] who took the class.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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oh. is it because they're foreigners/&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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or are they slow in the mind?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And it was because Wild was feeling lack-confident in the dating scene, and Punchy was looking for tips for what he already and confidently knows.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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they are not foreigners or slow-minded.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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oh, i thought punchy was chinese&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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the only people i know who might need that sort of class are slow in the minds or foreigners&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Punchy was NOT Chinese or Asian; I drew his eyes that way, based on Knuckles' eyes, but I drew them more squinted accidentially.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i kind of wondered if knuckles was a chinaman&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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You do not have to be Retarded to feel Lack of Self-Confidence in ANY area.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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he knows [[Wikipedia:Chinese martial arts|kung fu]], afterall&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't think Knuckles is chinese.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so lets go back to the cartoon world thing&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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okay&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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now, you told alec you didnt like him abusing his characters, because they were like real people and would be hurt and suffering&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but you have some characters who suffer in [[Sonichu (comic)|sonichu]], like the villains&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In most scenarios, the Villains do get the bad rap and hurt for their misdeeds and wrongdoings.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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In their dimension, the characters would have their own individual feelings and emotions.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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So I feel it is proper for the heroes to stay feeling good.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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wouldnt the villains feel bad about being created to be tormented though?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yet when they are down, they do get hurt.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes, they would feel bad.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but surely they dont deserve that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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right?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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They deserved it for after doing Wrongdoings to other people, characters, etc in little to mass destruction.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Take Dr. Robotnik.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but you drew them to do wrong, they didnt have a choice&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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he did his own wrongs, but he did learn later.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and he also lead a life outside of villany&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and [[sega]] made [[robotnik]], so i guess they're guilty of portraying him as a villain-type person&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He went out jogging, did a spot of good, or did nothing that involved plotting or scheming.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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wait, robotnik goes jogging? what game is that in&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It was in an episode of Sonic X&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but thats still on tv, not in the other dimension&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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what does he do when he's not on tv or in a game or whatever?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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it doesn't matter; if Robotnik is portrayed jogging, then he is jogging.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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exactly.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so if [[asperchu]] is portrayed having [[aspergers]], he has aspergers. quid pro quo&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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he does what he would do in a normal life in that dimension.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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from reading those asperchu comics, asperchu seemed fairly happy&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but i'm curious about something. when these people are created, who truly gives them life?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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does [[god]] breathe life into their soul, or do you use more magic to do it?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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the artist, creator.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so you are God?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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they put a piece of their own selves into the characters and what they create.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i thought only God could create life&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I do not consider myself God.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but do the cartoons you make?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and I am sure any [[art]]ist, creator would tell you the same.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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alec told you that he didnt believe that, actually&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but to each his own opinion&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but then, once a character is created, does it just exist for the rest of time as it is?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I do not think the cartoons created think consider their own creators god.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I would think so, yes, until it is portrayed dead by the hand of its one creator.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but what gives a creator the right to decide if a character lives or dies?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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wouldnt that be murder?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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that is a valid point.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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it does coincide with acts of our own God; why do some of our people die considerably prematurely?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so you're comparing yourself to God.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i see&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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if it was by God's hand, then would you think it would be considered murder on his part?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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NO.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I am not comparing myself to god.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i'm not sure i believe God takes any active role in the affairs of this mortal coil. I'm more of a [[Wikipedia:Deism|deist]] that way&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but a comic artist necessarily does take a hand in the affairs of his cartoon world&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but it seems there is a similarity. God made the real world, and decided what would happen, and you made [[CWCville]], and decide what happens to the innocent people living there&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I agree with you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so then, what happens when you draw a real person as a cartoon character? does a clone of that person come into being?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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like, if they touched each other would both cease to exist like in [[Wikipedia:Timecop|Timecop]], or how does it work metaphysically?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I would think so, but metaphysically, I would think they would coexist respectively.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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for example, you drew [[Clyde Cash]] in [[Sonichu (comic)|your comic]] , and showed him dying. yet he survives in the real world&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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it depends on how they are drawn or portrayed.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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that version of C.C. would be dead there, but by someone else's hand, their version of C.C. would be alive or dead based on that creator's desires.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but you drew his death. isnt it you who killed him?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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good point, but within that dimension, it can be portrayed on how the death was executed, and a guilty person can be assigned respectively, or it could be natural there.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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oh. i just ask because you blamed alec for all the things you didnt like happening in his comic, but now it sounds like you're saying he wasn't at fault for any of it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Upon retrospect and with the current reasoning, I can understand your point.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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one more comic question before we move on:&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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you had a character named [[Count Graduon]]. what was your inspiration for him?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I wish I had the reasoning I have now back then, and I wouldn't have had to bring up trouble then.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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well, maybe you can point that out with Alec when you talk to him again&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Essentially, an energy or soul of a dark or evil contained in a prison, such as an orb on a scepter, is a common practice.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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where did the name come from?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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quite right.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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At the instance of the naming of the character of evil, it came to me at random; I had no real immediate thought of inspiration then. But I think if it came from anything, the name &amp;quot;Graduon&amp;quot; was inspired from the bad Graduation I had when I left [[High School]].&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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ah, i see.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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that makes sense&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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BTW&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I have been thinking deeper and deeper into your question on the Deserving of the SSI...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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oh?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Originally, I was given that blessing through my [[father]], on one theory of me NOT being able to do the basics of a [[job]], which I have told you I disagree with fully.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Yesterday, I have actually asked God the question, because all I was coming up with was having deserved it from my trials and tribulations in my life.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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God responded...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He told me that he blessed me because he saw me as one of the appreciative and less richer people, so he gave me that blessing through the approval.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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???&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And I also asked him about the Job situation; why have I not been able to get a job then?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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that doesnt make sense&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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why would God approve you to rip off the government when there are people starving and dying on the streets who genuinely need help&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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he told me that he felt I was not ready to tackle a job yet, but he will bless me with a job when he sees fit.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't know.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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thats not my understanding of how God works&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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God wants you to try to fix your own life, not just sit and wait for Him to fix it for you&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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God does take away likely from the rich when they are unappreciative or have their own ills of the spirit.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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what about the poor people who legitimately need that SSI money? the ones who would spend it on food and housing rather than [[video games]]? why would God think you deserve it more than they do when you spend it on [[toys]]&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Likely, there are people in the Government God felt did not deserve such fortune.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't know.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and you dont want to think about it either. you just accept that you have money, and have decided God believes you are holier than anyone else and thats why they dont get it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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WOAH!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I do not think I am above anyone else.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but God does, you're saying?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I am a human being; no better or less than any other human being.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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hey, i'm sorry if my belief is shocking but this is NOT the God I grew up to believe existed&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't know either; I'm just informing you what God told me yesterday.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, I am still trying to come up with a conclusion and sound answer to the Deserving question.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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on the cwcki, it says you once believed God told you Julie was real, and that God wanted you to drive to Ohio to meet her&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Actually, that is incorrect.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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God did not tell me to drive to Ohio; he said nothing.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It was the spirits of my ancestors in the graveyard that my [[Aunt Corina]] was buried in on that same day, which was my 27th birthday, who wished me a Safe Trip to Ohio.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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uh...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i'm pretty sure you have said at various points that God sent you the girls who you thought were real at the time&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but then they turned out to be [[trolls]]&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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No, God did not say anything to me of what those exes were back then.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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brb&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It was my immature experience on the [[internet]] and my assumptions that lead me to the belief before the truth came up later.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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okay.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so, maybe it's your reluctance to let go of free money that you didnt earn that is leading you to the belief that God approves of this?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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???&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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lots of people beleive that God wants them to do something, but in reality they're just rationalizing their own selfish behavior&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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there are [[Wikipedia:serial killer|serial killer]]s who kill because they think they are God's judges on earth. Crazy world leaders start wars because they think God told them to go conquer some holy land&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I will admit I do have a reluctance to letting go of &amp;quot;free [[money]]&amp;quot;, but that does not lead me to anything of God approving of it. He told me himself what he told me yesterday.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i am just having a really, really hard time believing that God wants you to sit and collect free money and not work or do anything, when everyone else is expected to work and actually improve their lives&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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There is a difference; they Thought God was talking to them, but the question was, were those people Praying to God or Consulting with him beforehand?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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you know, whenever I talk to God he always challenges me to improve my own life.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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my friends are the same way&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I prayed and asked him for his input.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i'm gonna pray right now quck, and see what God tells me&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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okay&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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ok, quck prayer... brb&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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ok, back&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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hopefully i'll hear back soon&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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But i've been in spots in my life where i had a choice between some easy, seductive evil, and a harder, more difficult but righteous choice&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and usually God doesnt tell me what to do, but he does suggest that I take the harder route&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I hear you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i mean, are you sure you heard him correctly? no one I know has EVER heard God tell them &amp;quot;hey, just sit back and do nothing, i'll hand you a job and money so you can just play games all day&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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he did not say that quote.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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why would God even have all the rules and commandments about life if he didnt mean people to overcome their temptation to just do nothing? if God were just going to give people whatever they want, why would he make rules in the first palce?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;amp;#42;place&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I can't say.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but considering that what you think God told you sounds vastly different from everything else God ever says, dont you question it?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I did question him.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, i hate to bring up something that i know might be a disturbing thing to think about...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but remember when i warned you that all your black magic use would open the door for Satan to get into your heart?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm hearing the Devil instead of God?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes, thats it. thats what i'm worried about&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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That is stupid.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;do nothing, let others take care of you&amp;quot; is exactly what the Devil would say and you knwo it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Look, I don't know every detail for sure, and I do put questions out now and then...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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You're being told that its ok to keep committing fraud, lying to the state of [[virginia]], collecting money that other people need far more than you do&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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how is that not something that Satan would support?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I hear you, and I agree.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't know.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so i think you'd better reconsider this answer to the question&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and i think you should leave God out of the question of why you deserve SSI. because its too risky to involve God when you cant confirm where the answer is actually coming from&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I was only informing you what I have so far in thinking about the question.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I agree.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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this time you should consider it purely from a logical standpoint. be able to explain in worldly, practical terms why you deserve SSI&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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ok, i understand that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i dont mean to say i think your answer is stupid or anything, because I dont mean that. i just dont like this &amp;quot;godly&amp;quot; message because i'm worried about where it really comes from&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I see your point.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so why dont you think on it for a few more days, and we can talk about it again later?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I mean, I HAVE tried to see it all through Logical Aspects, but I keep coming up blank.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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sure.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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wait&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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if you're not coming up with any logical reason, maybe that's because there isnt one.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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which would mean you really dont deserve the SSI&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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you are probably right, but right now I still am without a job, and until I get one, I still am going to need this income.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And I am looking to apply at other places too.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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well, its not for people who dont have a job, its for people who are unable to work.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but once you get a job, you can get off it once and for all&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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hey, maybe you should start sending me updates on where you apply!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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like, once a week, send me a list of all the places you applied to that week&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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sounds fair.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;amp;#58;-D&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I've just sent you a photo.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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email?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I took it last night before the video.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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aww, its you in your sonichu costume!!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;amp;#58;-) :-)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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well, in a bunch of paint anyway.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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you keep that for yourself to smile about.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;amp;#58;) h&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i will. :-)&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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hey, i have a question about clyde cash&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i was watching the [[100 2267|video]] where you make fun of him agian&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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hmm hmm&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and you say he was &amp;quot;handed everything on a silver platter&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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what did you mean by that?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Considering he has All That Money of his; he Rapes my [[Panda Halo|Australian girlfriend]], then is blessed with a Daughter from her and SHE marries HIM, he gets more damned supporters then he deserves... Everything on a Silver Platter.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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He does not deserve his One Cent Daughter.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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BTW. her name is Penny.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i dont think that raping a woman is the same thing as being handed something.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yeah, the &amp;quot;one cent daughter&amp;quot;, right?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes; I was making a pun.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i hope that panda doesnt see that. she'd probably be crushed if she heard her rape baby called that&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but anway&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;amp;#42;anyway&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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hey, i had a question about your hiking video!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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still, Sarah, after months of getting to know me, and we were emotionally close, she was going to fly to USA to be with me, then HE rapes her, she gets pregnant, THEN she Leaves me for HIM. Got-Dangit!!!!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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okay, [[A Hike|the hiking video]].&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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how many miles did you walk?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I'd say 2 or 3&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't have a visual knowledge on measuring a mile as I walk it.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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better expression, I can't eyeball a mile.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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oh&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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where did you end on the trail before turning back?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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was it the palmer woodland theater? looks like it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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it was into the forest a long way before I turned back, then I took the second path at the clearing and found myself at the Carter overlook.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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No, the Woodland Theater was actually Early in the trail.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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like the first quarter mile.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so, you went from the trailhead parking lot to the carter overlook?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and then turned back?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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thats only like %15 of a mile&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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No.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I went into the forest OFF the Trail.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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ah&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I went Right at the first clearing, into the forest, then farthest in, I turned back, and took the second path at the second clearing and found myself at the Carter Overlook.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i thought you had walked all over the park, considering how much you were panting&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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it seemed like you had been hiking all day&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I had been hiking a lot, and it was in the 70s.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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there was a nip of chilly air going into and out of my nose.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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oh, that sounds really chilly.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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how long were you hiking?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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well, when I get a LOT of chill in my throat, it does make me pant.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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over an hour.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so, you probably actually went like half a mile?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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No, I am sure I walked well over a mile.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I should have brought a step counter with me.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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for tonight's video, I'm going to do the Fred Flintsone routine.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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ooh! cant wait to see&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and uh... oh shoot. had a blank moment...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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OH&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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today, I went into my closet; had to dig and sort out a lot, but I got out my M.M.P.R. zords to sell on Craigslist; I still need to assemble and take the photographs to upload.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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did I tell you when they lost me as a fan in the series?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i never really watched [[Power Rangers|power rangers]], i always thought it was too kiddy.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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every episode is the exact same. a monster appears, they fight it, it gets bigger, they get into their zords and kill it, repeat&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I have watched the vast majority of the series.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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still, the scenarios are different. PLUS, between seasons, the old Zord set gets destroyed, and they are upgraded to the next set.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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the scenarios are the same. big robots beat up the monster&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Did you watch Tommy fall in love with Kimberly?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i dont know who those people are&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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as i said, i never got into the show&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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anyway, they lost in the Lost in Space season, when at the end of it all, they killed Zordon.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yeah, but they just upgraded the zordons at the beginning of the next season like you said, right?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so whats the big deal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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NO, after they killed Zordon, in the next season, a Government Official puts together the next of Power Rangers.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I did not care for a Government Official doing the job.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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wait, you said they get a new set of zordons every season&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i dont get it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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You are confusing Zords, the Robots, with Zordon, the GIANT HEAD who guides the rangers with his assistant Alpha.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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sound the same to me. but like i said, i never was really interested in power rangers&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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okay&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so you're gonna sell your zordon toys?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Zords, and yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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dont you have like $130 saved up for when we meet? you could use some of that for your new pc&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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About that, after you told me we couldn't meet as planned in September, but instead in November, I spent the money to pay off my father some more.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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oh.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so what sort of pc are you looking at getting?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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like, a cheap netbook or something&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And I was planning on setting aside the amount from November's income for our dates.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I am looking to replace the motherboard in this PC first.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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why? how old is that pc?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And when we can afford 300 or more, we'll buy a new PC.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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have you even confirmed the motherboard is the problem?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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7 years.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes, it was confirmed.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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how so?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I had it examined between people on Best Buy's Geek Squad and recently my new acquaintance at PC Pro, John, that the problem is in the motherboard.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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ah. but didnt you say the motherboard you're looking for is like $80 or something?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and 80 is less than 300&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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thats a good chunk of money for an antique piece of equipment that might break as easily as the one you're replacing did&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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um, how many ps3 games did you buy in the last 30 days?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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didnt you just buy beatles rock band AND [[lego]] rock band?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes, those two.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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it was only the two, and they both were 10 piece on clearance where I got them from.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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B.R.B. was ten at Sam's Club, and L.R.B. was ten at [[Target]].&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i just looked at best buy's site. beatles rock band is $30, lego is $20&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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so, yes, it was just those two games in the last month.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and plus, how much have you spent on DLC songs for them?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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they were both on clearance at Sam's Club and Target.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and I only spent 15 on DLC for B.R.B.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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no money on L.R.B., because most of the past Rock Band Tracks and DLC were playable in L.R.B.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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You wanted &amp;quot;A Day in the Life.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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if lego rock band didnt add anything new, why did you buy it?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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L.R.B. has it own set of tracks, including &amp;quot;[[Ghostbusters|Ghostbuster]]&amp;quot; to name one.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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plus, it is LEGO, and I am a Lego Fan too.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes, i surmised its lego-related from the title&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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looking to get it since it came out; it finally was on clearance for 10; so I got it.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I have the receipts.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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anyway, what else?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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...&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i have a question about something you said to tito and clyde cash when you were trying to get that $9000.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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sure.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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you said about the destruction of your PS3: &amp;quot;I have endured the Pains of Loss, and the Healing of Cleansing; FREE of the Lonely and Anguished Soul that went into that machine the past three years from destroying that vessel.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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yes, and that was true; I DID feel that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but then you went and bought a new one&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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right away&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Post-Destruction, two days later, I started feeling impulsive and tense from its absence.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And AFTER I learned NO 9000 was coming my way.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Which was a week later&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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but now even after those impulses have passed, you still wont let it go.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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i know that you have told me that letting go of your PS3 addiction is non-negotiable, i'm not going to try to push it. but i just have trouble understanding why you wont drop the same amount of money (or less) on a new PC, or other useful things&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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it just confuses me, is all&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Firstly, the other useful things, non-console related, don't come up until later.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;saving money&amp;quot; is always useful. just because you had $300 on hand didnt mean you were required to go throw it on a video game&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Second, I would drop to get money for you definitely as we meet.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I hear you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and when we meet&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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and all times in the future after that.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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see, its stuff like this that is why i want you to seriously look at why you think you deserve your SSI. because all you spend it on, aside from paying off your debts to your dad, is video games&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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which is not what its intended for&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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see how the two issues are connected?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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like i said, take a few more days to consider it, i dont need an answer right now&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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I understand what you are saying.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Yes, Sweetheart.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i mean, if you really needed it, if you couldnt feed or clothe or house yourself without it, i wouldnt have a problem with it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[8:59 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I don't understand your sentence.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[8:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
what i mean is&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[8:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
even if you didnt have the tugboat, your parents would still house and feed you.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:00 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I get it now.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:00 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
But I am looking to improve myself; I will get a job as soon as possible.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:00 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm also going to reapply for the new [[Wal-Mart]].&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
well see? there you go!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
yeah.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i knew that you saw deep down God would never tell you not to work.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
well anyway, i'm gonna go to bed soon&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
That is obvious.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
but i have a great idea for tomorrow's video!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
tell me.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
is there a park or playground or somewhere near you?&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
somewhere with a jungle gym&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
there are one or two&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
plus, there is a place with a Bounce and Play thing.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i want to see you go to one, and make a video of yourself doing pull-ips.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
pull-ups, i mean&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Pull-Ups; that is no problem.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
a jungle gym is good for that, you can use the bars&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:03 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
yes, Monkey Bars.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
yeah, thats it&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i want to see you do 20 pull-ups!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:03 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
cool.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
set the camera down from afar, and then show yourself doing the pull-ups.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:03 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
okay&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
make sure you find a set of bars that are like 8 feet off the ground or something, so that your feet cant touch the ground&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
yay!! :-D :-D :-D&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i look forward to seeing it tomorrow.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
and the fred flinstone video tonight!!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
yes.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
also, i have a few more video ideas for you, but i'll put them in an email and send them to you by tomorrow.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
that's good.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
okay, well i'm gonna go to bed now.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Aside all of my problems, you understand me.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I want you to know I appreciate that. :) h&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
aww&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;amp;#58;-* h&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
i appreciate your honesty, too. :-*&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#CC3299&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
goodnight!&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;#0033FF&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I Love You.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{FanChats}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Jackie chatlogs]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=YouTube&amp;diff=146679</id>
		<title>YouTube</title>
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		<updated>2011-09-18T18:18:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: /* CWCvilleProductions (August 2011 - present) */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|no description available|YouTube's official (and very appropriate) response to many of Chris's videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and his Ego|Chris commenting on a video thinking it was meant for him.]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''YouTube''' is the primary arena in the online world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], who has occasionally called it &amp;quot;the YouTube&amp;quot;. Although his website may get hacked and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] might crash and [[110mb]] will suck balls, YouTube.com is always up and operational, and, up until his &amp;quot;final departure from the Internet&amp;quot; in 2010, Chris was always producing new [[Captain's Log]] [[videos]] and reacting to the videos of his [[trolls|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]].&lt;br /&gt;
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For Chris, YouTube is not merely a way to post videos dedicated to his alleged adoring [[fanbase]] and issue broad condemnations of trolling; it is also a communication channel. Chris has posted several videos on his YouTube channel that he apparently believes will be only viewed by the people he addressed the videos to &amp;amp;ndash; and that they'll view the video even when they haven't been made aware of Chris's channel. He has addressed individual trolls, individual alleged fans, [[sweetheart]]s and especially former sweethearts, journalists&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[10 September 2009]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and TV shows&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[For G4s Web Soup]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|''Cleveland Show'' Voice Rant]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, local business managers&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Apology to Game &amp;amp; Hobby Place]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and other people within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is wary of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged sweethearts who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. In order to satisfy his ever-inflating [[ego]], he searches videos labeled &amp;quot;Chris-chan&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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There's a certain beauty to the way Chris's videos are displayed to the world: The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s end up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Luckily, [[Arjen Van Dierten]] archived them on his YouTube account for prosperity of future [[lulz]]. As he has retired from this duty, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] (and several unrelated YouTubers) save Chris's video-encased faggotry for future generations. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Video quality (or lack thereof)==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{main|Chris and cinematography}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|left|C'mon! You can TOTALLY see his face!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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When viewing one of Chris's videos, one of the first things the viewer will notice (besides the [[Obesity|morbidly obese]] manchild) is the '''excruciatingly''' poor quality of his video. One of his major flaws as a cameraman is lighting; any amateur cinematographer would know that if he's recording a video indoors, he would turn the lights on, but Chris refuses to adhere to this basic rule. As a result, almost all videos recorded indoors have a sickly greenish-yellow tinge to them. Also, due to this, almost every video suffers from blurriness thanks to the lack of proper lighting.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whenever Chris is recording, he seems to fail to grasp the basic object of &amp;quot;focus&amp;quot;; to make sure that the camera is appropriately trained on whatever it is he is trying to film. As such, whenever he is filming, he is often way out of center. It also doesn't help that he often adjusts the camera angle without regards to what his audience will see, which means that you can't even see what it is he's filming. For a very good example, when Chris was [[Secret Weapon|gloating]] about the picture of [[Clyde Cash]] he had found online, he was holding it far too close to the camera's lens, so that you never really do get to look at the picture as a whole. &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris also seems to lack any basic video editing skills, be it pre- or post-production. Whenever he needs to put text in a video, he chooses to write it down on a piece of paper and record it with his camera. Almost any basic video editing software, even [[Wikipedia:Windows Movie Maker|Windows Movie Maker]], has an option to display computer-generated text within the video and in the occasions that he needs to insert a TV clip, he instead opts to record directly from the TV screen, even though it would be far more prudent to insert the clips in via editing.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Some Favored Comedians]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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What makes this all pathetic is that [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Chris chooses to blame these flaws on his equipment]], when anyone as devoted to video blogging as himself would choose a far superior and more devoted option than the [[PSEye]] camera, and buy the basic essentials such as a tripod, as well as some decent video editing software such as [[Wikipedia:Sony Vegas|Sony Vegas]]. But that would leave him without money to spend on [[Sex toys|other things]]. [[Monthly tugboat|Your tax dollars at work, people!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris's YouTube accounts==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonichu ([[May 2007]] - [[September 2008]])===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was [http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu], created on 08 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his [[Future Message]], and the clips of himself on the evening news.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on 11 September; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.&lt;br /&gt;
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===CChan6789 ([[September 2008]] - [[March 2009]])===&lt;br /&gt;
Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact. According to his [[Jackie e-mails|talks with Jackie]], the only reason this account was lost was because Chris lost his password and he was too dim to realize that there's a ''password recovery'' function.&lt;br /&gt;
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===CChanSonichu ([[April 2009]] - [[July 2009]])===&lt;br /&gt;
Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.&lt;br /&gt;
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===IBAChandler ([[July 2009]] - [[August 2009]])===&lt;br /&gt;
Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAChandler IBAChandler] on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many faggots, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that &amp;quot;IBAChandler&amp;quot; is a pun meaning &amp;quot;I be a Chandler,&amp;quot; as in &amp;quot;I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post [[Rollin' and Trollin'|a video with his new look]], claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
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===ChristianWChandler ([[August 2009]] - present)===&lt;br /&gt;
To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler], which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler. There is, however, no proof that he ever worked as a sacristan, or any other type of a Christian WC handler.&lt;br /&gt;
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On 22 [[November 2010]], Chris uploaded a [[100 2357.MOV|video]] in which he announces his departure from the [[Internet]] again. After uploading this video, Chris removed all his other videos from his ChristianWChandler account, not to update again for little more than 2/3 of a year. However, after a string of [[Calling Out|blackmail videos]], Chris's account was stricken again.&lt;br /&gt;
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===ClydeGreggCashMays ([[October 2009]] - [[November 2009]]) ===&lt;br /&gt;
Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created [http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing his repulsive activities, his main account won't get shut down. However, due to the fact that Chris's blackmailing scheme was marred by his typical lack of cunning and lacked any chance of success, nobody gave a damn. (The first time YouTube [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|actually reacted]] to Chris's TOS violations happened over year and a half later, during his second blackmail saga - and Chris posted these videos on his bright and shiny and law-abiding ChristianWChandler account. Not particularly cunning.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===CWCvilleProductions ([[August 2011]] - present)===&lt;br /&gt;
Operated by a third party, [http://www.youtube.com/CWCvilleProductions CWCvilleProductions] emerged in late [[August 2011]] as a result of Chris being banned from Youtube.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and cinematography]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[List of videos]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Captain's Log]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[PSEye]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary The CWCville Library] &lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC The real Christian Weston Chandler's YT account.]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chris's websites]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Websites]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=146314</id>
		<title>User:Demendred</title>
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		<updated>2011-09-05T14:27:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Sonichufistofnorthstar.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, Hi there!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I first heard of Chris on an Opie and Anthony clip, about him drinking his own seed. And because I have a sick mindset, I decided to look further into this manchild. And I'm glad I did. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Contact==&lt;br /&gt;
If for some reason you want to contact me, You can at demendred1605@yahoo.com, AIM at Demendred1605 or on Skype at Demendred1605.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=145043</id>
		<title>User:Demendred</title>
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		<updated>2011-08-20T16:22:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: /* Contact */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Sonichufistofnorthstar.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, Hi there!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I first heard of Chris on an Opie and Anthony clip, about him drinking his own seed. And because I have a sick mindset, I decided to look further into this manchild. And I'm glad I did. &lt;br /&gt;
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Things you should know about me, should you care to:&lt;br /&gt;
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*I am NOT a white knight! Having dealt with someone who acted just like Chris, I can honestly say that people like him, can never be saved. So I'm not a captain save-a-Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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*I have respect for this wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
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*I will not start shit with other people of this wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
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*If I see something out of place, I will try my best to fix it. &lt;br /&gt;
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*If I fuck up, and you correct me, I wont act like a baby about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Contact==&lt;br /&gt;
If for some reason you want to contact me, You can at demendred1605@yahoo.com, AIM at Demendred1605 or on Skype at Demendred1605.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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Oh, Hi there!&lt;br /&gt;
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I first heard of Chris on an Opie and Anthony clip, about him drinking his own seed. And because I have a sick mindset, I decided to look further into this manchild. And I'm glad I did. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things you should know about me, should you care to:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I am NOT a white knight! Having dealt with someone who acted just like Chris, I can honestly say that people like him, can never be saved. So I'm not a captain save-a-Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I have respect for this wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I will not start shit with other people of this wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*If I see something out of place, I will try my best to fix it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*If I fuck up, and you correct me, I wont act like a baby about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Contact==&lt;br /&gt;
If for some reason you want to contact me, You can at demendred1605@yahoo.com or on Skype at Demendred1605&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: /* Other villains */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:''This article is about &amp;quot;Asperchu&amp;quot;, a very well-thought-out webcomic.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;For Chris's views and such and all that, see [[Asperchu]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|rejection]], tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love. Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic [[Wikipedia:Bizarro World|bizzaro]] [[Chris]].|An anon on [[/cwc/]], summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I detest &amp;quot;Asperchu&amp;quot;, because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a [[Sonichu]] with [[aspergers]], which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like [[autism]], then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 24]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:AsperchuFanArt.png|thumb|That's right, '''Asperchu''' is so popular, it's fan art that has received fan art of itself]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''The Amazing Asperchu''''' (also called ''Asperchu: The Amazing Tales'' and ''The Spectacular Asperchu'') is a [[parody]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' detailing the zany misadventures of [[Asperchu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] with [[Asperger syndrome]]. It can be read [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ here].&lt;br /&gt;
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''Asperchu'' pokes fun at everything that makes [[Chris]]'s ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic series what it is. Unlike ''Sonichu'', where everyone praises Chris for what he's done, the same cannot be said for Asperchu, whose descent into the same giant prick that Chris has become has the entire supporting cast detest him. Another thing that has earned the ire of Chris is its tablet-drawn style - this is, more or less, a delusional thing for Chris, who [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|believes that it doesn't have the same &amp;quot;character&amp;quot;]] as [[Chris and art|his paper-and-pencil-drawn pages]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Protagonists==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Asperchu===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The Good, Godly, STRAIGHT Asperchu]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu is a high-functioning Electric/Asperger's Hedgehog Pokémon. He has no Electric-type attacks; however, his Asperger's-type attacks do double damage against Autistic-type Pokémon. His strongest attack is the ''Asperhameha'', which hits his target with a blast of furious energy and can leave them confused and prone to developing [[mental block]]s of their own.&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu lives in Minnesota with his grandparents, Grandma Snorlax and Grandpa Alzheichu; his father went out to get a case of beer and promised to be right back, although this was some time in late [[2003]] and he hasn't been seen since. When not working hard on [[YouTube]] videos, he prefers to relax by playing video games on his [[Xbox 360]] or hanging out with his joy-boys at the mall food court. He attends [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Normandale Community College]] with his two best joy-boys, Max and Jivin. However, Asperchu's adventures and his recent state of mind has made him forget this detail and he has missed 195 days of school.&lt;br /&gt;
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He is currently on a [[Love Quest]] to obtain a [[gal-pal]] whom he can build into a [[sweetheart from the ground up]]. His standards for a gal-pal are not terribly stringent, although he will not abide gingers or tolerate those who do. He eventually met and fell in love with Dixie Chu, beginning his Dix Quest to win her heart. Having been rejected, though, Asperchu has been spending most of his time absorbed in video games and won't go anywhere without his Xbox Portable. As well, Asperchu has an incredible dislike for [[slow-in-the-mind]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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For a long time, Asperchu's hope for his Love Quest was to be able to finally have his dream-daughter Asperia, which later became unnecessary when he traveled back in time and met the [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] of the past. Both of them drank the [[semen|Special Fanta Brew]] that created [[Sonichu]] in the past; when Asperchu returned to the present, he found that he too was pregnant and defecated out a deformed monster, naming it &amp;quot;Asperia&amp;quot;. While at first ecstatic to have her, he later grew bored of taking care of her and tried leaving her in the care of his grandma while he continued playing video games. Asperia was killed by [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Currently, Asperchu is being manipulated by a squirrel-creature calling itself &amp;quot;[[Rocky]]&amp;quot;, telling Asperchu that he need never take responsibility for his actions. Unbeknownst to Asperchu, &amp;quot;Rocky&amp;quot; is one of the mysterious [[Man in the Pickle Suit|MIPS]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It has been revealed that the source of Asperchu's powers is the Chaos Pickle of Diligence, though Asperchu believed that he was [[GodJesus]]'s next prophet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asperchu is, of course, based on [[Christian Weston Chandler]]; his overweight appearance and clothing precisely emulate Chris's, and Asperchu's goatee is from Chris's [[Rollin' and Trollin']] phase. Asperchu's mannerisms are also directly copied from Chris, especially the [[ego]], narcissism, self-entitlement, and fixation on the [[Love Quest]]. Also, Asperchu's saga parallels Chris's descent into madness, with early issues focusing on Asperchu's fairly-innocent and [[naïve]] Love Quest, and later issues showing him to be just as big a [[duck|prick]] as Chris has become. It even goes as far as to hypothesize what Chris would do with a child if his wish came true: reasonably, he would get tired of said child and neglect to take care of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonichu===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TheOtherAsperchu.jpg|thumb|150px|Asperchu's bestest joy-boy Sonichu, who eventually got his own spin-off comic due to the popularity of Asperchu]] &lt;br /&gt;
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The brother, hetero-life mate, and STRAIGHT joy-boy of Asperchu, with whom he is engaged in an everlasting, STRAIGHT bromance. Or at least he ''was''...&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sonichu]] shows up from time to time to assist Asperchu in his adventures and in defeating the villainous forces of the [[Troll]] Lords. Even if there aren't any villains to fight or adventures to be had, however, Sonichu and Asperchu just can't stand to be apart for long, so occasionally they will meet up for a [[Homos|late night snuggling rendezvous]]. He is currently running for the office of District Attorney of [[Virginia]], on a vigorous platform of promoting both gay rights and recognition of [[Asperger's Syndrome]] as a component of the Autism Spectrum. Or at least he ''did...''&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu was created in [[1999]] by Ian Brandon Anderson through an unholy mixture of human and Chu semen with Fanta. At first, Ian was overjoyed at having a son of his own, especially one who'd be a loyal and true son, unlike [[Bionic]]. However, Ian got bored of trying to raise Sonichu, especially when it got into his video game playing time. Casting him into a raft, Sonichu floated down the river until he was found by the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, who raised Sonichu as his own son. When Ian Brandon Anderson took over [[CWCVille]], Sonichu was forced to be married off to [[Rosechu]], only for him and the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]] to revolt. Arriving in ALBVille, he and the rest of the Chaotic Combo fought to free CWCVille from Ian's grips. However, the release of Metal Asperchu would change all that as he would slaughter most of the Combo. When Sonichu went to confront Ian at last, Metal Asperchu made short work of him, lopping off his right arm. When Asperchu, Max and Jivin returned from the past, Asperchu revealed off-handedly that Ian was his father. Sonichu went on a quest to find the truth, only to end up with Mitch Chu dead. When Christian told Sonichu the truth, it drove Sonichu insane. He hunted down Ian as he was kidnapping Asperia and blew out his kneecaps, accidentally killing Asperia. Being captured by Bionic again, he provoked Sonichu into killing Ian for good. As a gift, he grafted Ian's arm where Sonichu's once was. When Argentum was released, he teleported Asperchu and Sonichu to the time when the [[4-Cent_Garbage]] Center was destroyed, only for the hedgehog to tear apart the place. When Sonichu returns to the present, Sonichu attempts to call Asperchu a monster, but he feels himself unworthy of Chris's love and runs away.&lt;br /&gt;
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While in self-imposed exile in Molvanîa, he finds himself possessed by the soul of Ian and, in fear, runs to Bionic for help. When Bionic can't help him, the two rescue Sinestro from his prison. However, not even Sinestro understands Sonichu's odd transformation, his fur turning blue, his eyes taking Ian's [[heterochromia]] styling, [[Obesity|his cholesterol level skyrocketing]] and wanting to play the [[PS3]] for 5 to 9 hours.&lt;br /&gt;
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In an alternate universe of sorts, Sonichu is shown as an actual [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]-like character fighting an evil madman named [[Robotnik|CWC-Botnik]].&lt;br /&gt;
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At the end of Issue #F, Sonichu is no more, taken over by Ian's personality, becoming the dreaded ... '''Chris-Chan Sonichu'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Max===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Max.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Asperchu's plucky, polyurethane sidekick]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Close friend of Asperchu and Jivin. He is always a True, Caring friend who only ever looks out for his joy-boys. He is composed of 80% memory foam and is capable of absorbing the properties and attacks of other people by temporarily ingesting them. His transformations include [[Wikipedia:Guido|Guido]], [[Wikipedia:Waffen SS|Waffen SS]], [[Niggos|2Pac]] and Yellow Devil.&lt;br /&gt;
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At the funeral for the Chaotic Combo, it's revealed that Max is also a Christian minister.&lt;br /&gt;
*Max is a completely original character and is not derived from [[Wikipedia:Kirby (character)|any source]] other than Alec Benson Leary's own imagination.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Jivin Pickles===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jivin.jpg|thumb|150px|Aww, shit son, Asperchu just got GANGSTA all up in here]] &lt;br /&gt;
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The son of a prominent cucumber farmer, Jivin is Asperchu's [[Niggos|black]] best friend who is black. He is keen to assist Asperchu in his [[Love Quest]], although some speculate it is merely an excuse for him to pursue his own personal Fuck Quest, as his attitude toward [[sweethearts]], while enthusiastic, appears less than wholesome at times. Instead of [[Christmas]], Jivin celebrates [[Wikipedia:Kwanzaa|Kwanzaa]]. Asperchu has suggested that he possibly does not realize Jivin is black. The Pickles family are the guardians of one of the seven Chaos Pickles.&lt;br /&gt;
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Jivin is a fan-favorite on Asperpedia that has received his own sub-episode[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/21069], as well as two cameos in Isabel Monday's comic ''[[Fan:Capering Berries|Capering Berries]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Groovan===&lt;br /&gt;
Close friend of Max, Asperchu and Jivin. ''Asperchu'' issue Ten claims that they have always been friends.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Villains==&lt;br /&gt;
===Ian Brandon Anderson===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:IBAasperchu.png|thumb|150px|left|The evil and deceitful IAN BRANDON SOMETHING]] &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Ian]] believes himself to be the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler, but is instead a [[fat]], insane manchild. Ian rules [[CWCville]] through a totalitarian and Nazi-like regime, although the CWCville People's Liberation Front (CPLF) constantly fights against his oppression. He forced women in middle school and older into prostitution as a perverse form of &amp;quot;[[Dating Education|sexual education]]&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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This recently changed after Ian's lengthy absence, leading to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Mayorshack Tito]]'s takeover and the return of justice to CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
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If he doesn't get his way, he uses his [[Megatron Pistol|Transformers gun]] to silence anyone who questions his delusions. Ian attempted to murder Christian to prove that he was the real Chris-chan, and also attempted to murder the &amp;quot;parodic&amp;quot; Sonichus before being set on fire by Metal Asperchu and losing his Transformers gun, where it passes hands until it is given away by Noir Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[1999]], Ian had created Bionic, but quickly lost interest in him as the hedgehog attempted to win over his love. Fired from his job at [[Wendy's]] by [[Giovanni]], Ian discovered Asperchu and quickly became friends with him. He introduced him to his [[gal-pals]] [[Ivy]] and [[Megan]] before encountering his future self. The two fought and the younger Ian proved victorious. He attempted to have sex with the two before Megan tazered him. Trapped by the foppish Principal Blaziken, Bionic came to his aid, but Ian mistook Asperchu for the hero, breaking his creation in the process. He invites Asperchu to his house where he convinces Asperchu to surrender some of his [[comeuppance]] to create the Special Fanta Brew. Summoning [[Beel|Satan]] to his house after drinking the cup with their comeuppance, he has him use his satanic powers to turn them into a Sonichu inside his stomach. The younger Ian would encounter the older Ian, forcing the two to attack with their [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s, leading to Bionic being rendered how he is now. Disgusted by Bionic's perceived failure, Ian abandoned Bionic and, ten weeks later, gave birth to Sonichu. The birth, however, left his [[duck]] bent at a horrible angle. He later abandoned Sonichu since taking care of him took away from his time playing video games, so he sent him on a raft hoping that he'd raise himself to become the son he wanted without putting any effort into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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When the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler disappeared, Ian initiated a coup on CWCville, quickly gaining control. As the Asperchu series shares the same universe as ''[[Simonchu]]'' and ''[[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]]'', it is said that he was able to con the people into thinking he was the true Christian Weston Chandler. In short order, Ian ravaged the city, destroyed it's commerce center and driven or killed 70% of its population, placing the remaining citizens under martial law.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, Ian reappeared, seeking to aid in the rescue of Asperchu, only to encounter the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler and be sat on fire by Metal Asperchu. Through various conversations, we learned that Ian had raped a number of Rosechu as well as Mitch Chu. When Metal Asperchu attacked, Ian took up a Son-Chu and battled it out, nearly winning until the robot took advantage of damage Simonchu inflicted. When the robot activated a time warp, he was tossed into the past and beaten by his past self. He attempted to fight again, only to encounter Max. He completely ignores Max's impassioned plea to stop fighting and races back to his house, encountering his younger self and set off the chain of events that would shunt him back into the present, where Metal Asperchu awaited. For a time, Ian was Bionic's prisoner, utterly unable to remember who he was. When Sonichu broke into his cell in an attempt to learn the truth of his past, Ian told him a fake story, only to be rejected by Sonichu. He attempted to escape with Sonichu, only to be captured in the process, passing out until the real Chris rescued everyone. Upon learning of Asperia, Ian sought to take her away because he feels that she is actually his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. Upon attempting to spirit away Asperia, Sonichu blows out his kneecaps (accidentally killing Asperia) and is captured by Bionic. Bionic then uses the mentally unstable Sonichu to butcher his father. Ian finally meets his end with Sonichu's axe and Bionic's gun. As a reward, [[Metal Gear Solid|Bionic grafts Ian's right arm onto Sonichu's stump in place of the one he lost in Issue 3.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the soul of Ian lives on within Sonichu and whenever he takes over, he causes Sonichu's eyes to take its heterochromic styling.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]] is a version of Chris based on the [[Liquid Chris]] saga. Ian's appearance is a direct parody of Chris. Ian's death mirrors that of the deaths of Evan, Sean, and Mao in [[Sonichu 10]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bionic the Hedgehog===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bionicc.jpg|thumb|149px|Why don't you love me, father?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Ian Brandon Anderson's hedgehog creation. In 1999, Bionic was a jovial and [[homos|gay]] creature who encountered Jivin, Asperchu and Max after their time slip. They learned that he had sought to win Ian's love as the manchild slowly lost interest in other stuff other than [[ego|himself]] and [[china|women]]. When Bionic rescued Ian from Principal Blaziken, Ian mistook Asperchu as his savior and scolded Bionic, which broke him. Rescued by Jivin, but apparently lost his ability to speak (most likely swallowed his tongue), Bionic attempted to return to Ian, only to watch as his older self and younger self prepared to fire a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha on each other. Bionic saved an unwitting Asperchu from getting struck, only to be hit by the blasts. Losing an arm and being badly burned and scarred, Ian abandons him for his Sonichu. He attempts to get a job at McDonald's, but he is rejected by Robotnik. Rejected by his father and other lower forms, Bionic plots burning revenge against Ian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, Metal Asperchu would find him wheelchair-bound in a [[Wikipedia:Dr. Wily|Dr. Wily-esque]] fortress. Bionic gave Metal Asperchu a Chaos Pickle as a sign of goodwill, then had him go after certain targets and kill them. Robotnik was first, killed for rejecting Bionic from McDonald's. Ian was the second target. When Metal Asperchu used the Chaos Pickles to create the time warp, he watched with joy as another robotic figure emerged. He finally managed to capture his father Ian Brandon Anderson (who forgot that Bionic was his first son and mistook him for another Sonichu parody), as well as his brother Sonichu. When the real Chris arrives to rescue Sonichu, he kills Mitch in cold blood before escaping.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bionic returns and seemingly reveals his true master plan: by driving Sonichu insane through the revelation of his true parentage, he uses the broken Electric Hedgehog Pokémon to murder Ian Brandon Anderson; in essence, turning his favorite son against him. His plans for the body of the dead Asperia is currently unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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He attempted to help Sonichu with his strange transformation, but Sonichu stopped him and Sinestro, feeling this new form is much better. He is later called in to be a judge[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/482] for Asperchu's trial.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bionic's condition is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:Christopher Pike|Christopher Pike]], the first captain of ''Star Trek's USS Enterprise'', with the exception that Bionic could still talk while Pike could only respond with light. His judge outfit resembles that worn by [[Wikipedia:Q (Star Trek)|Q]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'' series premiere, &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Encounter at Farpoint|Encounter at Farpoint]]&amp;quot; and again in the finale,  &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:All Good Things...|All Good Things...]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Similarly, Bionic's crippled body, mobile life support system, mechanized speech, distorted eyes, and general air of malevolent mystery could be based on [[Wikipedia:Davros|Davros]], one of the main villains on ''[[Wikipedia:Doctor Who|Doctor Who]].''&lt;br /&gt;
*Also, Bionic's base is based off a [[dream]] Chris mentioned about people being killed in a &amp;quot;[[Mailbag_39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|SKULL-SHAPED]]&amp;quot; factory.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Metal Asperchu===&lt;br /&gt;
Metal Asperchu was to be Sinestro's ultimate tool in finding the seven Chaos Pickles, but refused to follow his orders and proceeded to seek the Chaos Pickles on his own. Metal attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion to guide his quest, then brutally murdered three of the five members of the Chaotic Combo. &lt;br /&gt;
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From there he goes and forms an alliance with the severely crippled Bionic the Hedgehog, doing random tasks like blowing up fast [[McDonald's|food restaurants]] and killing [[Robotnik|Teddy Roosevelt]]. Bionic then orders the robot to bring him Christian Weston Chandler as his final task. He confronts Ian and attempts to kill him, only to be damaged in the process. He uses the four Pickles he gathered to take a new form and banish Ian, Asperchu, Max and Jivin to another time. When the four return, Metal Asperchu has taken up a new form and easily captures Ian. After obtaining the fifth Chaos Pickle, he decides to hold off on number six until he can unlock his full database. Confronting Sinestro, he learns the truth of the fourth directive, then releases Yellow Devil, Cthulu Chu and Bubastis Chu before imprisoning Sinestro in one of the tubes. After killing Cthulu Chu, he figures out the secret of the Fourth Directive and forces Sinestro to watch his work finally unfold. However, after the creation of Argentum and his subsequent turning, Metal Asperchu has gone into a massive blue screen of death. Soon after, WesLi Chu gives Metal Asperchu a disk and he begins scanning seven individuals who are part of the Anchuent Prophecy. He scans Asperchu, WesLi Chu, Sonichu, Chris and two others (presumably Alzheichu and Dino Dash) before the heroes attack him in his attempt to get the last one. He kills Noir Chu and Aspercream and defeats many of the heroes before Alzheichu stabs him with Chris's knife, briefly causing him to go haywire and explode, destroying him and finally releasing the Chaos Pickles. &lt;br /&gt;
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* Based on [[Metal Sonichu]] who in turn is based on Metal Sonic.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other villains===&lt;br /&gt;
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;Sinestro&lt;br /&gt;
As the apparent leader of the trolls, Sinestro has attempted to create numerous clones of Asperchu in order to find the seven Chaos Pickles, including Metal Asperchu and Noir Chu. Lisa and Dino Dash have been at his command from the very beginning, and he has convinced John to join him as well. After activating and losing Metal Asperchu, Sinestro has found himself pushed aside as the main villain before being locked up completely by his own creation. He was recently rescued by Sonichu and Bionic in an attempt to cure Sonichu's odd transformation.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sinestro's name comes from a [[Wikipedia:Sinestro|comic-book villain]], while his appearance is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Excel_Saga_characters#Il_Palazzo|Il Palazzo]] of ''[[Excel Saga]]'' (whose appearance was also copied by Chris for the character [[ScotPalazzo]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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;Lisa&lt;br /&gt;
A girl who attends Normandale Community College. Asperchu took a fancy to her, and worked up the courage to ask her on a date for some fine dining and pleasant conversation at the local Burger King and she agreed. However, her plan all along was to steal his Asperchu Medallion and lower his Heart Level. Although Asperchu later defeated her in battle, she still succeeded in both goals. She appears to be in the employ of Sinestro, to whom she delivered the Medallion. She has recently returned in an attempt to find and retrieve a disk that had been used by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
*Lisa most closely resembles Chris's ex-sweetheart [[Blanca]]. As with Lisa, Blanca pretended to be interested in Chris in order to steal his medallion. Her asking him out on a fake date is based on the acts of proto-troll [[Hanna]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;John and Kendra&lt;br /&gt;
John (YouTube handle: '''GJ-Radar''', &amp;quot;GJ&amp;quot; presumably standing for [[GodJesus]]) is a born-again Baptist from rural Texas; he and his fiancée '''Kendra''' traveled to Minnesota after becoming aware of Asperchu's YouTube rants, which they deemed sacrilegious and sinful. John confronted Asperchu and demanded that he overcome his hypocrisy; Asperchu responded by challenging him to a YouTube Godstar Challenge to prove who the real Christian was. John was declared to be the one true Christian, while Asperchu was declared a fraud. Asperchu subsequently stole John's own crucifix necklace and used it to power his Jesus-hameha attack, which hit and injured Kendra when she intervened. Sinestro approached John, offering to heal Kendra in return for his services.&lt;br /&gt;
* Based off the [[Singstar Challenge]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. John and Kendra most likely represent [[Liquid]] and [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Dino Dash/Clyde Cash&lt;br /&gt;
Dino Dash (called Clyde Cash in later issues) is the guido who kidnapped Jonas Chu in order to impersonate him at the Guitar Hero championship and abduct Dixie Chu as part of Sinestro's plan to obtain the seven Chaos Pickles. He is the strongest and most cunning of Sinestro's pawns.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dino Dash is based on [[Clyde Cash]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Count Plot Cohesuon&lt;br /&gt;
Count Plot Cohesuon is the mysterious force that may be behind Sinestro's search for the Chaos Pickles. He is not fond of ''dei ex machina''.&amp;lt;!--plural of &amp;quot;deus ex machina&amp;quot;--&amp;gt; According to Alec's comments on Issue 5E, Plot Cohesuon is Count Graduon's cousin and he's also dead, having used his powers on himself in an accident.&lt;br /&gt;
*Count Plot Cohesuon is a parody of [[Count Graduon]] from the original Sonichu comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Silvana Rosechu&lt;br /&gt;
The evil, hermaphroditic Rosechu from the Sonichu series. Even more evil and cunning, she appears to work for Ian Brandon Anderson. She murders Bubbles and Magi-Chan, then lures Asperchu towards Ian, where's she's forced to become [[Meg Griffin]] for Ian's pleasure.[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/231] She also has a noticeable bulge.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Yellow Devil&lt;br /&gt;
A leftover from Dr. Wily's usage, the Yellow Devil now works for Bionic, capturing Sonichu and Ian as they attempt to escape. It crushes Mitch Chu's legs, smacks Jivin around and fights Max before he is defeated by the real Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on the [[List_of_Mega_Man_characters#Bio-Devil|Yellow Devil]] from the ''Megaman'' game series.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Supporting characters==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Asperchu's family===&lt;br /&gt;
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;Grandpa Alzheichu&lt;br /&gt;
Asperchu's grandfather, an [[racist|old-fashioned]] Sonichu who spends most of his time sitting in his armchair and watching television. He also likes to make Asperchu do [[stress]]ful chores around the house. Alzheichu is married to Grandma Snorlax. Alzheichu sacrifices himself to stop Metal Asperchu's assault.&lt;br /&gt;
*Alzheichu is based on [[Bob Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Grandma Snorlax&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu's grandmother. Spends all of her time sleeping in the backyard. Snorlax is married to Alzheichu. Lost her left foot due to Asperia's hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Snorlax|Snorlax]]&amp;quot; is the nickname given to [[Barbara Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Asperia Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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The future daughter of Asperchu, as foretold by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] in a dream. Asperia Chu is definitely not a ginger. Asperia finally became a reality as a side effect of Past Chris's plans to become pregnant with Sonichu. When Asperchu craps her out in the present, he fails to realize what a disfigured abomination she really is. Asperchu quickly gets bored of her and, instead of taking care of her, stuffs her in the fridge or leaves her with sleeping Grandma Snorlax.&lt;br /&gt;
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In one of Asperchu's daydreams of Asperia, she's seen wearing a bikini top and a thong underneath a skirt. This is likely mirroring Chris's [[pedofork]] tendencies. He also describes her as &amp;quot;the pinnacle of his existence&amp;quot;, attributing to his own narcissism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sadly, Asperia is the latest victim of Ian Brandon Anderson's evils. Having been kidnapped by the madmanchild, she is accidentally killed by a vengeful Sonichu in his attempts to get back at him. However, Bionic recovers her body, and it is heavily implied he has plans for her since he sympathizes with having a neglectful father.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asperia Chu is based on [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]. As with Crystal, her name is a feminine version of her &amp;quot;father's.&amp;quot; Also, Asperia's [[Wikipedia:Alien (creature in Alien franchise)|&amp;quot;Alien&amp;quot; appearance]] may be a jab at the [[Sonee and Rosey]] designs which have horrified many.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)|The Chaotic Combo]]===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Wild Sonichu''' is the leader of the Chaotic Combo and Simonchu's gay lover. Despises Asperchu's desire to win back Dixie Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Angelica Rosechu''' uses her wings and her faith in GodJesus to help her fight the forces of evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Punchy Sonichu''' is the master of the &amp;quot;anshuent Chinaman martial arts.&amp;quot; He has a very noticeable accent due to his ethnicity.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Bubbles Rosechu''' is the entirely useless member who just hangs out with the group. She is extremely [[retarded|slow-in-the-mind]] and is prone to injuring herself.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Magi-Chan Sonichu''' uses his psychic powers to aid the Chaotic Combo. Magi-Chan is able to locate any person by going into a five-and-a-half hour trance. He also likes to go on long walks in the park and [[Mass debate]] to videos of Simonchu and Wild's Honeymoon. He also seems to have a thing for Simonchu as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wild, Angelica and Punchy were all brutally murdered by Metal Asperchu. Bubbles and Magi-Chan are later murdered by Silvana.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Christian Weston Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RealcwcAsperchu.png|thumb|150px|The TRUE and HONEST CWC (also the true and honest medallion)]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu's father and creator, Christian is the hero of CWCville, always willing to risk his life and do what is necessary for the greater good. He helped to reform CWCville after the war with Albville under the reign of his father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert &amp;quot;The Lumberjack&amp;quot; Chandler]] and restored peace before Ian's hostile takeover. After assisting Asperchu's assault on Sinestro's castle, Christian left to pursue Ian Brandon Anderson.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Issue 4, it's revealed that he raised Sonichu since as far back as he could remember, and trained him how to fight and WHEN to fight. However, during the time travel episode, Asperchu shed's light on the mayors past that puts Sonichu's biological parentage in doubt. The hedgehog now seeks Chris to try to find out the truth of his parentage. Instead, Chris finds them, rescuing them from Bionic, though not before Bionic kills Mitch. It is revealed in Issue 5 that Chris found Sonichu abandoned in a cardboard box and raised the Hedgehog Pokémon to be the creature who he was now.&lt;br /&gt;
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It's been revealed that Chris is the avatar of the Chaos Pickle of Patience.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Christian Chandler is based on [[Liquid Chris]]. The knife he carries is based on [[Sonichu Special 4]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Argentum===&lt;br /&gt;
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The end result of Metal Asperchu's experiments, it is the Asperchu clone that has its fourth directive unlocked. It has the ability to warp space time and seems to be capable of feeding of the pain of others.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Argentum's design is a mixture of the Pokémon [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] and Sonic the Hedgehog character [[Wikipedia:Silver the Hedgehog|Silver the Hedgehog]]. His name is Latin for &amp;quot;silver&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other characters===&lt;br /&gt;
;Heaven Fatterton&lt;br /&gt;
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Lisa's accomplice and a fat ginger. She pretends to be Lisa during Asperchu's date so that she can steal the Asperchu medallion while Lisa films the date for blackmail. When her wig falls of, Asperchu is to dense to realize she's a phony and instead thinks there's two Lisas when the real Lisa shows up. Heaven has a thinner, bustier sister named Hortense who was killed by [[Bob Chandler]] for getting close to Chris-Chan.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Mitch Sonichu|Mitch Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu's cousin. He's a [[Homos|gay]] hairstylist, and his catch-phrase is &amp;quot;Razzle-dazzle&amp;quot;. When problems arose during Metal Asperchu's attack, Sonichu called in Mitch to watch over Jivin and his dad, who were attacked by the robot. He ended up giving Jivin a new hairdo. Later he helps reform Asperchu clone Noir Chu by having him volunteer at an Albville soup hotel. In issue 3, it is implied that Ian raped Mitch when he was a Sonee. He also has two fathers. In Issue 4, he agrees to join Sonichu on his quest to find his real father. When he attempts to rescue Sonichu from Bionic's clutches, his legs are crushed by the Yellow Devil, pinned to a wall crucifix-style, then shot through the chest before the real Chris can save him. &lt;br /&gt;
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Mitch also appears as Sonichu's guide through the wonderful world of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]] in ''[[Fan: Sonichu Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mitch Chu is based on [[Mitch Sonichu]], Chris's take on Asperchu's &amp;quot;EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER&amp;quot; in [[Sonichu 10]]. He was made into a gay stylist as a logical conclusion to said makeover.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Simonchu&lt;br /&gt;
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Although [[Simonchu]] stars in his own comic series, he appears in Asperchu as the bisexual lover of Wild Sonichu. Metal Asperchu attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion. He is rendered grief-stricken when Metal Asperchu killed Wild, allowing him to be taken advantage of by Rosechu. In Issue 4, Simonchu agrees to join Sonichu in trying to find his real father.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Dixie Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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The girl of Asperchu's dreams. Dixie been dating Jonas Chu and is disgusted by Asperchu, but that fact hasn't kept Asperchu from pursuing her. Asperchu has dedicated his life to obtaining &amp;quot;Dix&amp;quot; as his sweetheart. She recently returned to testify against Asperchu in his trial&lt;br /&gt;
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* Dixie Chu is based off a number of Chris's [[gal-pals]], but is probably more centered on [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Jonas Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu's rival for the heart of Dixie Chu. Asperchu first met Jonas Chu at the Brass Dragon, where, in preparation for the Guitar Hero championship, they competed for the right to be Dixie Chu's boyfriend. Jonas beat Asperchu, but only by &amp;quot;cheating&amp;quot; by playing on Hard mode, which Asperchu had not yet mastered. Jonas was then kidnapped so that Dino Dash could replace him in the tournament and abduct Dixie.&lt;br /&gt;
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He escaped over a week later by chewing through his handcuffs. Jonas followed Max and Jivin to Sinestro's castle, where he was reunited with his love.&lt;br /&gt;
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* May have been based off the events from [[CWC More Than A Feeling]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. His waistcoast and name derive from the [[Wikipedia:Jonas brothers|Jonas brothers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Denubius King&lt;br /&gt;
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His only appearance is in the Jivin sub-episode. He is a [[niggo|black]] kingpin in pimp attire and carries a pimp cane with an afro on it, called the &amp;quot;Staff of Suffrage&amp;quot;. He kidnaps Jivin's father and tries to steal the Pickles family farm to get his hands on the Chaos Pickle they're guarding, but is foiled by Jivin.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Bullet-Time Montgomery.&lt;br /&gt;
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First appeared in the Jivin Sub-Episode. He works for Denubius King and is a crack-shot with a revolver. Denubius orders him to kill Jivin, but Jivin knocks him out with &amp;quot;Deus ex BLACKina&amp;quot;. He later reappears as a juror at Asperchu's trial.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu's sweetheart. She is seen comforting Simonchu at the funeral for Wild, Punchy and Angelica. Jivin is shown to have sexual fantasies of her. After the funeral, she tells Simonchu that she [[pickle|can satisfy his needs]], which pisses off Magi-Chan. Rosechu later confronts Simonchu and seduces him. It's later revealed that Rosechu cheats on Sonichu all the time; she's also banged Punchy, Naitsirhc, and even Dino Dash. She is later used as a gamble chip to win back Sonichu, but it proves ineffective.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Rosechu's transgenderism parodies the constant call-out to Chris concerning Rosechu's gender, especially after events in the [[Mailbag]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Whispy Sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
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Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin. Appears at the Chaotic Combo's funeral, barely affected by his cousin's death. Despite being Oriental, Whispy speaks Spanish.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Larry D. Waltz&lt;br /&gt;
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Larry D. Waltz is the dean of Normandale Community College. He supplies Sinestro with [[niggos|an African-American]] in exchange for a mysterious disc. When the disk is later stolen by WesLi Chu, he appoints Lisa to get it back. He nearly gets his head taken off by one of Asperchu's Asper-Ha-Me-Has.&lt;br /&gt;
*Larry is based on [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and has a resemblance to [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Sitting Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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Sitting Chu is the head of ALBville's only Soup Hotel. He welcomes those who need refuge with open arms, but he isn't beyond kicking people out, as he did with Asperchu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sitting Chu is based off of the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Jimarcus Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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A friend of Mitch Chu's. He was a veteran of the Jamaican war, and currently works at the Albville Soup hotel (they only need one) to help CWCville refugees. He's accepting of Noir Chu and helps him adjust, though he, too, is not thrilled by Asperchu's self-centeredness.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jimarcus Chu is loosely based on [[Inos]] and his physical appearance is based off of [http://www.grandtheftwiki.com/Little_Jacob Little Jacob]. His name is derived from [[Wikipedia:Jamaica|Jamaica]] and [[Wikipedia:Marcus Garvey|Marcus Garvey]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Doctor Robotnik]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It seems that the once-feared nemesis of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] has fallen on hard times, now working as a cashier at a [[McDonald's]]. He promptly kicks Asperchu out of the restaurant when he attempts to ''seriously'' pay for a $31 meal with food stamps worth $10. He is then killed by Metal Asperchu for his crimes against Bionic.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Megan and Ivy&lt;br /&gt;
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Two of the younger Ian's [[gal-pals]]. When the younger Ian defeats his future self in pathetic combat, he attempts to have [[hanky panky]] only to be tazed by Megan.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Megan and Ivy are based off of [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Ivy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Principal Blaziken&lt;br /&gt;
The overly homosexual principal of Ian's high school. His actions lead Ian to call for help and is killed by Bionic, only for Ian to mistake Asperchu to be the hero.&lt;br /&gt;
* Principal Blaziken is based off [[Sonichu 10]]'s Marvey Blaziken and is reminiscent of the principal from Chris's elementary school.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Sammy]]&lt;br /&gt;
A hat-wearing, bespectacled individual resembling Chris. Rambles in [[Random-access humor|odd phrases]]. Metal Asperchu obliterates him and everything around him after getting the fifth Chaos Pickle. He later returns, alive and well, as a cushion for Asperchu's fall.&lt;br /&gt;
*While he is obviously modeled after [[Sammy]] from ''Sonichu'' (who was in turn a ripoff of [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]), he's also taken on some traits from ''Homestar Runner'' character Homsar, who wore a yellow bowler hat and spouted &amp;quot;word salads&amp;quot; and non-sequiturs (which turned out to simply be his native language), such as &amp;quot;All aboard the Gravy Train!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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;Bubastis Chu&lt;br /&gt;
Asperchu clone number 18. Originally just another extra for Sinestro's Forte Grosse, Bubastis Chu rose in popularity when she featured in Isabel Monday's [[Capering Berries]] in a spinoff comic. All of her comics are jokes based on the comic/film ''Watchmen'', and she generally annoys her two fathers Sinestro and Larry. Bubastis Chu and Cthulhu Chu are later released by Metal Asperchu in the Asperchu comics.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]&lt;br /&gt;
Has a brief cameo appearance during Ian's daydreams. According to her Asperpedia article, Ian, believing himself to be Chris, thought Crystal Weston Chandler was his sister. And being the massive [[Chris and ego|narcissist]] that he is, believed that his ideal partner was [[incest|his closest genetic match]]. Failing to seduce his faux-sister, he instead named his dream daughter after her. Believing Asperia was really Crystal, Ian became jealous of Asperchu. Like Asperia, she wears a [[Pedofork|thong]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Crystal is obviously based on his imaginary daughter, but in a humorous twist, looks like Chris's comic drawing of his sister. Thus, the circle of incest is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Mayorshack Tito&lt;br /&gt;
The new democratically-elected mayor of [[CWCville]] after the dethronement of Ian Brandon Anderson. Tito has been tremendously successful in restoring the city to its former glory, bringing life back to the desolate wasteland. Asperchu, for some reason, thinks he's [[niggo|black]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Mayorshack Tito is based on the troll [[Surfshack Tito]], who gets his name from Tito Makani Jr. of ''[[Wikipedia:Rocket Power|Rocket Power]]''. Mayorshack Tito's appearance is also based on Tito Makani Jr.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Noir Chu and Aspercream&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Noir.jpg|thumb|Noir is fed up with this shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Noir Chu was Sinestro's newest attempt to clone Asperchu by adding a black man named DeShaunn into the mix. However, DeShaunn's girlfriend jumped into the mixture with him and was turned into the rabbit Aspercream. Noir Chu would confront Asperchu and, confused by his memories, would be lead to the Albville Soup Hotel, where he would find his calling there. After being banished by Sinestro for losing Noir Chu, Aspercream ran off to Albville where she was reunited with Noir. When Sonichu ran off to find Ian, Noir Chu takes Asperchu to find and stop them, with Aspercream pleading not to get hurt, SOMEHOW knowing that it was Asperchu who got Magi-Chan killed. Both Noir Chu and Aspercream are wounded in Metal Asperchu's rampage, but survive.&lt;br /&gt;
* Noir Chu is based on [[Blake]]. Aspercream resembles [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Princess [[Julie]]&lt;br /&gt;
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One of the members of the [[Molvanîa]]n Royal Family. She and the others have strong ties with the Rebels of CWCVille.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Princess Julie is based off of the infamous troll of the same name. Her design, however, is based off of [[Wikipedia: Bobby Hill|Bobby Hill]] of ''King of the Hill''.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Crackder]]&lt;br /&gt;
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One of Ian's attempts at making sentient war machines. However, it is slow-in-the-mind, rambles off random-access humor and is against war. Asperchu hates him because he's a slow-in-the-mind.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Crackder is based off of the Decepticon Chris created of the same name.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Yawning Squirtle]]&lt;br /&gt;
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We don't know how the hell he got off the [[Moon]], but he's off of it and still smoking it up. It was revealed that he was Mayorshack Tito's opponent in the CWCville elections, and currently works as an attorney. His hated rival is Lewis Croagunk, who opposed him in Asperchu's trial.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Mimms]] and Lucas&lt;br /&gt;
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Two patrons of the Brass Dragon. Mimms sports a wicked green 'fro.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Both Mimms and Lucas are based off of the CWC informants who frequented the GAMe PLACe. Lucas's design resembles that of [[Wikipedia:Lucas (Mother)|the character of the same name from the ''Mother'' series]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Rocky]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A mysterious squirrel with green antenna. He calls Asperchu &amp;quot;dum-dum&amp;quot; and tries to steer him in the opposite direction to make him blameless. In actuality, Rocky is MIPS 09, attempting to steer Asperchu into fulfilling the Anchuent Prophecy.&lt;br /&gt;
*While Rocky's design and speech resembles that of [[Wikipedia:Rocky the Flying Squirrel|Rocky the Flying Squirrel]] of the ''Rocky and Bullwinkle'' cartoons and [[Wikipedia:The Great Gazoo|The Great Gazoo]] of ''The Flintstones'', the creature is also a parody of [[Rocky Shoemaker]], Chris's pastoral counselor (although the real Rocky is not as indulgent as the ''Asperchu'' Rocky). &lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Jimmy Hill]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Ruler of Molvanîa and Princess Julie's father. Enjoys playing Pokémon trading-card games. When he finds out of Julie's capture, he opts to move out to save her.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Jimmy Hill resembles the old man used in the earlier Chris trolling schemes, but his mannerisms match more of Hank Hill of ''King of the Hill''.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Lewis Croagunk&lt;br /&gt;
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The prosecutor for Asperchu's trial. It is revealed that he is old rivals with Yawning Squirtle and he seems to be a very competent lawyer. Oddly, for a Croagunk, he has a human's head.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Lewis Croagunk may be a parody of Chris's various court-based characters from ''Sonichu 10''.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Croagunk|Croagunk]] are a variety of [[Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Prison inmates&lt;br /&gt;
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A gathering of the biggest, baddest villains and other faces from various TV shows, including Skullmaster of ''Mighty Max'', Krang from the 1980s ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' cartoons, Tohru, Finn, and Ratso from ''Jackie Chan Adventures'', and an assortment of Pokémon (most notably a rapist Poliwrath). &lt;br /&gt;
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;Warden Clawdorf&lt;br /&gt;
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Warden of the prison Asperchu is locked up in. He's a real [[niggos|black]] [[duck|dick]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Clawdorf]] is [[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s archnemesis in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] who appears only in a silhouette, which inadvertently resembles a penis with arms. ''Asperchu'' Clawdorf parodies this.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Gumby&lt;br /&gt;
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One of children's lovable creations was an inmate in the jail after accidentally killing a child inside a book. He had converted to Christianity and attempted to do so with Asperchu, but only got him to create his own Bible with him as the Son of God. He is wiped from existence after Asperchu leaves him inside his book.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Gumby|Gumby]] was a [[REAL Protest against the FAKE|C-L-A-Y]] character created by Art Clokey.&lt;br /&gt;
;Asperchoso&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu's avatar in his &amp;quot;Second Greatest Story Ever Told&amp;quot;. The paragon of manliness and a Son of God, he prevents others from getting girlfriends by blowing their kneecaps out.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asperchoso's name is derived from the Rabbichosos from [[Vivian Gee]]'s &amp;quot;[[The Girl Who Took Down The World]]&amp;quot; story. His actions are similar to Chris's in [[Sonichu Special 4]], when he blows Liquid Chris's kneecaps off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Poliwrath&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A hardened criminal who tried to [[rape|make Asperchu his bitch]] upon his arrival. However, after Asperchu and Gumby escaped into Asperchu's book, he quickly became a convert to Asperchu's &amp;quot;religion&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Poliwrath|Poliwrath]] are a variety of [[Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===4-Cent_Garbage Center residents===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Naitsirhc]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Naitsirhc has a brief cameo in the 4-Cent_Garbage Center that Argentum recreates. He is seen alongside [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. He attempts to get Sonichu to calm down, but ends up getting his neck snapped by the hedgehog.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Unbelievably, Naitsirhc in Asperchu looks ''[[Homos|even gayer]]'', as he sports earrings and crotchless chaps.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Mary Lee Walsh]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another one of the inhabitants of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. When Sonichu tears apart the building, she and Count Graduon go and unleash Joshua Martinez.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Mary's design in Asperchu borrows largely from ''[[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VIII|Final Fantasy VIII]]'' villain Ultimecia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]&lt;br /&gt;
Owner of the  4-Cent_Garbage Center. His appearance is identical to that in Sonichu. When he confronts ''Sonichu'', he is killed in the same manner Rosechu attacked him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Clyde Cash]]&lt;br /&gt;
Clyde makes a very brief cameo in Ian's dream in Issue 4, where he's demonstrating his dominance over said troll. It is likely this scene was inspired by [[:Image:325504_-_Chris-chan_clyde_cash.jpg|this piece of fanart.]] According to Asperpedia's article on Clyde, he, [[Brian Bash]] and Dino Dash were all part of an elite government task force at one point in the past. Clyde Cash makes another appearance, this time in the 4-Cent Garbage tower. When Plautistic captures Sonichu, Clyde and Jack go to finish Sonichu. Clyde is shown wearing Spider-Man's pants and boots and is able to shoot webbing from his hands.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Clyde's design is based off of the picture Chris found of Clyde (actually a photo of Joe Hotti). His having Spider-Man powers is based off of [[No More Jokes|the set of videos trying to troll Clyde]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jack Thaddeus]]&lt;br /&gt;
Seen in the 4-Cent Garbage Tower alongside Clyde Cash. His appearance is similar to that in Sonichu. He uses the Goblin Glider and Pumpkin Bombs of [[Wikipedia:Norman Osborn|the Green Goblin]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Count Graduon]]&lt;br /&gt;
One of the inhabitants of the 4-Cent Garbage Tower. His appearance resembles a [[duck|penis]]. When Sonichu tears apart the building, he and Mary Lee Walsh free Joshua Martinez. When the creature is destroyed, Joshua tosses him aside.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Chief Boyd&lt;br /&gt;
One of the heads of the COProtectors. Is brutally murdered by Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on the [[Jerkhief]] from ''Sonichu''; &amp;quot;COProtectors&amp;quot; is an inversion of &amp;quot;[[jerkop]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Bagget]]&lt;br /&gt;
Head of security at the 4-Cent Garbage Building. A no-nonsense type of guy, Bagget tries to get Asperchu to reveal where Sonichu is before the hedgehog confronts the two of them. Sadly, Bagget falls to Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Wall of Originals|Plautistic]]&lt;br /&gt;
A mysterious creature held by those within the 4-Cent Garbage Building bonded with Joshua Martinez When Sonichu goes on a rampage, Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon release it. The creature resembles the mythical creature Hydra. Its leaves can be smoked as a type of [[Tobacky|drug]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Joshua Martinez]]&lt;br /&gt;
A Mexican who was once bonded with Plautistic. In the heat of battle, Sonichu tears him from Plautistic, then tears his head off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wesli Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
A hedgehog working within the 4-Cent Garbage Building. ACTUALLY knows magic, including his own Anchuent power, Wes-Li-Ha-Me-Ha. He's such a manly man, he can even make full-on [[Megagi|bull dykes]] crave his [[duck]]. After escaping the destruction of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, the MIPS made him give a data CD to Metal Asperchu. Shortly after, his memory was wiped. It has been revealed that he holds the Chaos Pickle of Chastity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Giovanni]]&lt;br /&gt;
The feared leader of [[Team Rocket]] and gym leader of Viridian City has another job: manager at Wendy's. He was seen in 1999, firing Ian Brandon Anderson after he fell asleep on the job, then promised that he'd never work in the city again. Years later, he takes up residence at the 4-Cent Garbage Building. When his son is killed by Sonichu's hand, he confronts Sonichu, using a small army of Pokémon to stop him. Sonichu uses said Pokémon to kill Giovanni, mostly by impaling him with them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[CADD Chef]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Killed in the destruction of 4-cent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Michael Snyder]]&lt;br /&gt;
A Jewish magician working for the MIPS. He also runs [[The GAMe PLACe|The Brass Dragon]] and is frustrated by Sonichu's attempts to trade a rare Black Lotus card with a ''Pokémon Ruby'' cartridge. He was responsible for helping Jack and Clyde escape.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;MIPS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Self-aware supercomputers that help run 4-Cent. Michael Snyder reports directly to them and contacts them by pickle-phone. He asks them to help evacuate the building, but they claim they're using up all their resources to [[100 2178|control the realtors]]. They are capable of meeting anywhere, including in space. They are keenly interested in fulfilling the [[Anchuent Prophecy]].&lt;br /&gt;
*MIPS are a personification of Chris's paranoid belief in a [[100 2178|conspiracy by the Greene County school board]] to keep his family in Ruckersville so he can stay in his &amp;quot;autistic shell&amp;quot;. MIPS is speculated to stand for &amp;quot;[[The Man in the Pickle Suit|Men In Pickle Suits]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[ScotPalazzo]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Killed in the destruction of 4cent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Megagi]] Chu&lt;br /&gt;
A purple lesbian skunk who broke Sonichu's heart in the past and has orgies with Saramah Chu, Jiggliami and even Wes-Li. Is killed with Saramah Chu's torn off arms, taunting him to then end.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Sarah Hammer|Saramah Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
A yellow Rosechu who broke Sonichu's heart in the past. Her arms are ripped off, the trauma killing her. However, after the destruction of Metal Asperchu, her Chaos Pickle, Temperance, returned to her and revived and restored her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jiggliami]]&lt;br /&gt;
A pink Jigglypuff humanoid who broke Sonichu's heart in the past. She is killed when Sonichu punches through her head.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chaos Pickles===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Chaos Pickles are seven magical items of great power. According to Chris, the pickles are within seven special people and, should they be removed, they enable its user to be revived and restored once they are freed again.&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Image&lt;br /&gt;
!Color&lt;br /&gt;
! Trait&lt;br /&gt;
! Location&lt;br /&gt;
!Avatar&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-violet.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Purple&lt;br /&gt;
|Kindness&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by the Pickles family; stolen by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Lovely Weather&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-blue.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Blue&lt;br /&gt;
|Temperance&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Bionic; given to Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Saramah Chu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-green.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Green&lt;br /&gt;
|Patience&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Flame the Sunbird; stolen by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-pink.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Pink&lt;br /&gt;
|Charity&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Bionic; given to Metal Asperchu in return for murdering Robotnik&lt;br /&gt;
|Megan&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-orange.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Orange&lt;br /&gt;
|Chastity&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Sammy; stolen by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Wesli Chu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| – &lt;br /&gt;
|Yellow&lt;br /&gt;
|Diligence&lt;br /&gt;
|Inside Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| – &lt;br /&gt;
|Red&lt;br /&gt;
|Humility&lt;br /&gt;
| -&lt;br /&gt;
|Ian Brandon Anderson&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The Chaos Pickles parody the [[Sonichu Balls]]. They are each named for one of the [[Wikipedia:Seven virtues#Seven heavenly virtues|seven heavenly virtues]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Locations==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Alzheichu's Home===&lt;br /&gt;
This is where Asperchu lives. A junky, decrepit home, Alzheichu makes Asperchu do menial, back-breaking chores. Asperchu's room is a particular mess, covered with various toys and anime posters. It also has an [[Hex Bawx|XBox 360]], which Asperchu constantly plays, especially after his encounter with Dixie Chu. The house's frame is under constant [[stress]], since Grandma Snorlax is always up against it.&lt;br /&gt;
* A parody of [[Tour of Chris's house|Chris's house]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The Brass Dragon===&lt;br /&gt;
A gaming store which Asperchu frequents. This is where Asperchu encounters Dixie Chu and Jonas Chu and attempts to win Dixie's heart. Michael Snyder runs the shop. Asperchu is now officially banned from the store for trying to steal a rare card.&lt;br /&gt;
* This is a parody of [[The GAMe PLACe]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pickles Ranch===&lt;br /&gt;
Home of Jivin and Dick Pickles, who owned a Chaos Pickle before Metal Asperchu broke in and stole it. Oddly, it has a collection of skeletons.&lt;br /&gt;
*Resembles the Skywalker farm from [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope|''Star Wars'']].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[CWCville]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Before and after Ian Brandon Anderson's reign as mayor, CWCville was a peaceful, beautiful city with flowering fields and a happy populace. Under Ian, however, it turned into a dictatorship that wiped out 70% of the population, all of whom were found distasteful by the mayor. Women are forced into [[dating education|brothels]] as early as Junior High School, and all remaining occupations are in the mayor's mall. The environment was destroyed by his dark energy and the pollution of state Orange Soda factories. An army of Sonichu Nazis carry out the mayor's will and are as intolerant and depraved as he is. Fortunately, thanks to the reconstruction effort, most of the damage has been reversed. Democracy has also been returned thanks to [[Liquid|Chris's]] efforts, and [[Surfshack Tito|Mayorshack Tito]] won the first CWCville election in years.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Albville===&lt;br /&gt;
Neighboring town to CWCville and Asperchu's hometown. Unlike CWCville, it is under a democratic system and accepts people of all races, orientations and creeds. In fact, they receive many CWCville refugees, who are well taken care of in the Albville soup hotel (they only need one). It allied with [[Evan|ECGville]] during a brief war with old [[CWCville|RFCville]] and has since maintained good relations with the town. Founded by Alec Benson Leary, who has since disappeared in [[Sonichu 10|mysterious circumstances]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Bionic's fortress===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Bionic]]'s base of operations, which was abandoned when [[Liquid|Chris]] came to Sonichu's rescue.&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on  [[Wikipedia:Dr. Wily|Dr. Wily's]] fortress, as well as Chris's dream of a [[Mailbag 39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|SKULL-SHAPED factory]] where [[Tobacky|smokers]] were murdered.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent_Garbage Center]]===&lt;br /&gt;
The remnants of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, which was destroyed by Ian, are still being cleaned up by CWCville's citizens. Originally the economic center of the city, it also contained many of Ian's [[trolls|&amp;quot;Undesirables&amp;quot;]] and he [[Twin Falling Towers|flew his mouse-pointer plane into the building]] to destroy it. Many lives were lost, and to this day is considered &amp;quot;Ian's most terrible legacy&amp;quot;. Argentum brings Sonichu and Asperchu to the restored Center, where Sonichu climbs the building to confront his father. It is revealed that Ian's airplane did jack shit and it was Sonichu's Roaring Rampage of Revenge that caused the destruction in the first place. Ian was probably blamed for it because he was the only one still alive to take the blame. It is also revealed that it was destroyed during the Chaotic Funeral.&lt;br /&gt;
*The 4-Cent_Garbage Center is a combination of [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu_10#Rage_Against_the_Garbage_2:_Electric_Boogaloo|Rage Against the Garbage 2]] and an infamous Chris video mocking [[Clyde]] by comparing him to [[Twin Falling Towers|the destruction of the World Trade Center]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Molvanîa===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
An oddball East European country. Home of the MIPS and the survivors of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center survivors.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Molvanîa]] was the home of [[Julie]] and [[Max]], named after a fictional East European country created by Tom Gleisner, Santo Cilauro and Rob Sitch.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
Thus far, sixteen issues (and one Sub-Episode) of ''Asperchu'' have been released. The confusing issue numbering (0–0A–0B–C–1–2–3–3D–4–5–5E–6–7–8–F–Ten) is a [[parody]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which began its issue numbering with [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and then complicated the matter with numbered &amp;quot;Episodes&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Sub-Episodes&amp;quot; (so [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] is the fourth issue, and contains Episodes 10 and 11 and Sub-Episode 4).&lt;br /&gt;
===List of issues===&lt;br /&gt;
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{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;background:silver;&amp;quot;  | Cover&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;background:silver;&amp;quot; colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;  | Issue&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;background:silver;&amp;quot; | Title&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;background:silver;&amp;quot; | Plot summary&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:a0.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;| &lt;br /&gt;
|Issue #0&lt;br /&gt;
|''ASPERCHU'S First Date... and his first villain!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu goes on a date with Lisa, and is tricked into having his medallion stolen.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Asperchu, Max, Jivin Pickles, Lisa, Heaven.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue 0A Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;|&lt;br /&gt;
| Issue 0A&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The challenge of TRUE Piety''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu makes a video attacking the trolls, provoking the ire of Christian couple Kendra and John. Grandpa Alzheichu refuses to let Jivin enter his house. John confronts Asperchu over his unChristian attitudes; Asperchu retaliates by forging a new medallion. Lisa tells John that she stole the original medallion.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; ''First appearance of Grandpa Alzheichu, Sitting Chu, Jormungand.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Calvin, Kendra, John, Micah, Benny Chu, W.E.B. Dubois, various Normandale students.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:JIVIN_Issue_0_Page_1.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;black&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;|&lt;br /&gt;
| Jivin Sub-Episode&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Jivin's first solo adventure!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Jivin's father is captured by Denubius King, but Jivin rescues him. It turns out that the Pickles family owns one of the fabled Chaos Pickles.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Dick Pickles, Bullet-Time Montgomery.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Denubius King.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue 0B Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;| &lt;br /&gt;
|Issue 0B&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Swords and Axes... the Duel of Ages!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Jonas Chu defeats Asperchu in a ''Guitar Hero'' tournament, then is kidnapped by Dino Dash. Jivin fails to seduce Dixie. Asperchu makes a weak attempt at impersonating Jonas on YouTube, then fails to prevent Dixie's abduction.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Grandma Snorlax, Sonichu, Dixie Chu, Dino Dash, Sinestro, Jonas Chu.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue C Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;| &lt;br /&gt;
|Issue C&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Things are coming to a head!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu is kidnapped by Sinestro, who has created many Asperchu clones. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Christian Weston Chandler, Ian Brandon Anderson, Metal Asperchu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Autischu, Down Chu, XXY Chu.'' &lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue 1 Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;|&lt;br /&gt;
| Issue #1&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The big leagues.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Metal seizes Simonchu's drill medallion. Sonichu introduces Asperchu to the Chaotic Combo, and Magi-Chan enters a trance in order to track down Metal - but Asperchu makes him find Dixie instead. Wild tells of the oppression wreaked by Mayor Anderson. Metal takes the first Chaos Pickle from the Pickles family. Sinestro creates Noir Chu and (accidentally) Aspercream. The Combo fight Metal Asperchu, who kills three of them and then finds the second Pickle in a mysterious skull-shaped factory.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Simonchu, Bubbles, Larry D. Waltz, Magi-Chan, Noir Chu, Aspercream, Mitch Chu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Punchy, Angelica, and Wild.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue 2 Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;| &lt;br /&gt;
|Issue #2&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The quest for the Chaos Pickles continues.''&lt;br /&gt;
| The funeral of Punchy, Angelica and Wild takes place. Metal Asperchu forces the second Chaos Pickle from Bionic, who tells him the owner of the third Pickle: Flame the Sunbird. Rosechu and Simonchu hook up at the funeral (despite Magi-Chan's love for Simonchu), while a confused Noir Chu confronts his clone-brother Asperchu. Mitch Chu brings Noir and Asperchu to Sitting Chu's Soup Hotel in ALBville, where Noir gives up his gun and they meet the Basement Rosechus. Asperchu is kicked out for eating the homeless's food, and attempts to buy a McDonald's meal with food stamps. Metal kills Robotnik in return for Bionic giving him the fourth Chaos Pickle. Silvana murders Bubbles and hacks into Magi-Chan's computer. Bionic then asks that Metal Asperchu bring him Christian Weston Chandler - alive.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Rosechu, Bionic, Silvana.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Whispy, Thomas Jefferson, Flame the Sunbird, Jimarcus Chu, Officer Louis Perez, Moe Chu, Brit-Tay Rosechu, Mary Rosechu, Rosee.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Ivo Robotnik.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Bubbles.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue 3 Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;| &lt;br /&gt;
|Issue #3&lt;br /&gt;
|'' Taking the battle to the enemy.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Sinestro and Waltz unsuccessfully interrogate Aspercream to find out Noir Chu's location. Sonichu 'n' pals try to liberate CWCville. Magi-Chan is murdered by Silvana, who brings Asperchu to Ian Brandon Anderson. Sonichu, Mitch and Simonchu confront IBA, but then Metal breaks in and cuts off Sonichu's hand. Ian enters his Son-Chu suit and fights back. He cripples Metal Asperchu, but is then is set on fire by Metal and thrown from his tower. Metal then activates his four Chaos Pickles and takes on a new form.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of IBA's legion of Sonichus.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Last appearance of Silvana.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Magi-Chan.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue 3D Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;| &lt;br /&gt;
|Issue #3D&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Travel through the third dimension... Time!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu, Max and Jivin have been sent back to 1999. 1999-Ian takes them to Manchester High School, and beats up the modern IBA. Bionic then appears and talks to the trio. 1999-Ian molests Ivy, is tasered by Megan and then meets Blaziken, who tries to molest him. Bionic kills Blaziken, but Asperchu claims credit. A distraught Bionic attempts suicide, but Jivin saves him. 1999-Ian mixes Asperchu's comeuppance with his own to create Sonichu. The two Ians then fight, their Curse-ye-ha-me-has crossing to knock our heroes back to their own time. In 2000, Ian gives birth to Sonichu, while in the modern day, Metal Asperchu confronts Asperchu and Ian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Bill the Scientist, Megan.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Ian's boss, Ivy, Satan.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Principal Blaziken.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue 4 Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;|&lt;br /&gt;
| Issue #4&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Metal and glass...''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu reveals to Sonichu than Ian is his true father. Metal Asperchu takes the fifth Chaos Pickle from Sammy. Asperchu craps out Asperia. Metal demands that Sinestro tell him what the &amp;quot;fourth directive&amp;quot; is. Sonichu, Simonchu and Mitch break into Ian's cell in order to find Sonichu's true origin. Simonchu is captured by Bionic. Asperia eats Grandma Snorlax's foot. Max defeats the Yellow Devil, then Christian Weston Chandler arrives. Bionic shoots Mitch and flees.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Yellow Devil, Cthulhu Chu, Sammy.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Bubastis Chu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Mitch Chu.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue 5 Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #5&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The end of one, beginning of another.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Ian Brandon Anderson realizes that Asperchu was the part-creator of Sonichu. Mayorshack Tito is the new Mayor of CWCville - CWC shows Asperchu the ruins of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, and tells Sonichu that Ian is his real father. In a rage, Sonichu hunts down his father, shooting Ian in both knees. The Yellow Devil captures Sonichu, Noir Chu and Asperchu, and brings them to Bionic. Metal Asperchu realizes that the &amp;quot;fourth directive&amp;quot; will work on an immature Asperchu clone. Bionic goads Sonichu into killing IBA, and he accidentally shoots Asperia. Metal creates Argentum, who rebuilds the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Sonichu climbs the 4-Cent_Garbage Center in order to gain revenge on his father.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Argentum, Slaweel the Witch, Naitsirhc, Jack Thaddeus, Mayorshack Tito, Jason Kendrick Howell.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Cthulhu Chu, Ian Brandon Anderson, Asperia.''&lt;br /&gt;
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| ''A bloody fight.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Sonichu fights his way up the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, killing Naitsirhc, Jerkops, Jason Kendrick Howell and Bagget, before being attacked by Plautistic, Jack Thaddeus, Clyde Cash and Joshua Martinez. Sonichu then aims to kill Asperchu, only to be interrupted by Wes-Li Chu, who shows him some &amp;quot;magic&amp;quot;. Giovanni then battles Sonichu with his elite Pokémon, who Sonichu defeats. He then reaches &amp;quot;WesLi Chu's Luv Shack&amp;quot;, where Megagi Chu, Saramah and Jiggliami mock him and are murdered by him. Sonichu fights Wes-Li again, but is teleported to the top of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, where he fights Slaweel, who transforms into an Ultimecia-style dragon. Asperchu accidentally kills her by throwing his Xbox Portable into her mouth. The 4-Cent_Garbage Center is destroyed, and Sonichu realizes that Asperchu is also his father.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Michael Snyder, MIPS, Saramah Chu, Wesli Chu, Blazebob Sonichu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Giovanni, Plautistic, Count Graduon, CADD Chef, Shuckle, Metapod, Castform, Delibird.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Jerkops, Bagget, Joshua Martinez, Megagi Chu, Jiggliami.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Naitsirhc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Slaweel the Witch.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #6&lt;br /&gt;
|''Darkness fears not the Heart.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Wesli Chu is imprisoned in Molvanîa by the MIPS. CWC sends Asperchu and Jivin to Molvanîa to find him. Yawning Squirtle is recovered from the wreckage of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Wesli steals a mysterious disk from the Dean and gives it to Metal Asperchu, who tells him to kill Argentum. Asperchu 'n' pals go to the Brass Dragon, owned by Michael Snyder. Metal Asperchu scans several people, and then fights our heroes at the ruins of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Grandpa Alzheichu dies in defeating Metal.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Princess Julie, Yawning Squirtle.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Crackder, Punislav Royal Guard, GameStop boss.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Noir Chu, Grandpa Alzheichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue 7&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Excuses, excuses, excuses...''&lt;br /&gt;
| The MIPS plan to set up Asperchu to fulfill the Prophecy. Asperchu meets Heaven in a bar, drinks a beer and decides to take a photograph of Snyder for his dartboard. He attempts vehicular homicide of Snyder, Perez and Grant, and is arrested for causing minor injuries to Michael Snyder. Meanwhile, Bionic tries to cure Sonichu of his possession by Ian, and they seek out Sinestro's help. A squirrel named Rocky tells him that nothing is his fault and that his Asperger's excuses everything. CWC bails him out, but Asperchu demands an apology for being left to wait THREE HOURS at the police station. Asperchu is thrown from their tower, landing on Sammy, and the liberators of CWCville go back to searching for survivors from the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. They recover Saramah Chu, who is somehow still alive. Christian Weston Chandler says that the seven Chaos Pickles are &amp;quot;artifacts of supreme power and energy&amp;quot;, and that they have attached themselves to seven &amp;quot;avatars&amp;quot; in order to remain stable in this universe. It is revealed that Asperchu, CWC, Wesli Chu, Saramah Chu and Sonichu are five of the avatars, and two are unknown. Also, Rocky is revealed to the reader to be one of the MIPS. Chris decides to lead a unit to retrieve Sonichu's Pickle. Heaven and Lisa kidnap Asperchu and bring him to Dean Waltz in a bid to retrieve the information that Metal Asperchu gave to the MIPS. Sonichu feels ecstatic after his Pickle is activated. When Chris, Rosechu and Julie come to speak to him, he has them imprisoned; Sonichu seems to have become insane. Meanwhile, Asperchu attacks the Dean with his Asperhameha, and is arrested again. Max and Jivin visit him. Jimmy Hill, King of Molvanîa, is enraged by his daughter Julie's capture, and plans to rescue her.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of &amp;quot;Rocky&amp;quot;.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of GAMe PLACe kids, Gerald Grant.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #8&lt;br /&gt;
|''Trial by fire!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu unwisely hires Yawning Squirtle to defend him. The jury consists of Reginald Sneasel, Layla Flaaffy, DJ Jamsta, Lolisa Rosechu, Bullet-Time Montgomery, Blazebob Sonichu, Chloe Rosechu and the clerk from Issue 0, while Lewis Croagunk prosecutes. Squirtle makes the feeble counter-defense that Snyder was planning to break into Asperchu's house, pour Wite-Out on his playing cards and wipe his hard drive, but has nothing to back this allegation up with. Sonichu appears as witness, and says that Asperchu is innocent. &amp;quot;Rocky&amp;quot; convinces Asperchu to dismiss his lawyer and represent himself. Sonichu and Asperchu begin a pointless argument as to who is &amp;quot;true and honest&amp;quot;, and Sonichu freaks out and flees the courtroom. Jimmy Hill breaks into the courtroom and retrieves his daughter Julie. Asperchu receives life imprisonment. Sonichu appears to have absorbed too much of Ian's personality, and is thrown from Fort Grosse by Argentum.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Lewis Croagunk, Reginald Sneasel, Layla Flaaffy, DJ Jamsta, Lolisa Rosechu, Chloe Rosechu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Last appearance of Bullet-Time Montgomery, Blazebob Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #F&lt;br /&gt;
| '' Three guesses what the F stands for...''&lt;br /&gt;
| Argentum has sent Chris, Sonichu, Sinestro and Bionic to bizarre worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
*Chris sees a perfect Sonichu facing CWC-Botnik, whom he easily kills. Chris realizes that this is not the real Sonichu, as he has no idea who Benny Chu (from ''Asperchu'' #0A) was.&lt;br /&gt;
*A now-mobile Bionic finds himself the beloved son of a &amp;quot;Rollin' and Trollin'&amp;quot;-style Ian Brandon Anderson. Chris releases him from the fantasy world.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sinestro is met by Naitsirhc, who brings him to Slaweel. Sinestro realizes that all this is false. Mary offers him the sixth and seventh Chaos Pickle, but Sinestro realizes that it's an illusion. He punches a hole in reality and goes to meet CWC. The avatars of the final two Pickles emerge: Megan and Lovely Weather. Argentum goes to seek the other avatars.&lt;br /&gt;
*The diseased Sonichu struggles through a strange forest to confront the deceased Mitch Chu, who reminds Sonichu of all the evil he did in Ian's name. Sonichu becomes completed possessed by Ian's essence, becoming... Chris-Chan Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, in the real world, Asperchu finds prison life difficult - he is attacked by a Skullmaster and almost raped by a Poliwrath, but saved by Gumby, who decides to protect him and teach him to be a Christian. Asperchu rewrites the Bible as ''Asperchoso''. Gumby then introduces Asperchu to Jesus Himself, but Asperchu isn't very interested. Asperchu and Gumby escape the other prisoners by jumping into ''Asperchoso''. Once there, Asperchoso shoots Gumby in the shins, and Asperchu escapes the book. Poliwrath becomes a devotee of Asperchoso, and Asperchu erases Gumby from the Book, killing him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and Julie arrive to break Asperchu out of prison, in order to protect him and his Chaos Pickle from Argentum.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, Bionic creates a holographic version of the Ian who loves him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Lovely Weather.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of CWC-Botnik, Skullmaster, Krang, Blaziken, Poliwrath, Jesus, Asperchoso, various prisoners.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Gumby, Warden Clawdorf.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue Ten&lt;br /&gt;
|''It's time.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Issue Ten has begun with Asperchu describing &amp;quot;LITTLE BIG AUTISM&amp;quot;, in which he talks of [[Asperger's syndrome]] in ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''. He awakes on Julie's airship and the coalition aims to defeat Argentum.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Groovan.''&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ ''Asperchu'' site]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia](Site down)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Fan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fan art]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
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		<title>Asperchu/Background</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: /* Bionic the Hedgehog */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:''This article is about &amp;quot;Asperchu&amp;quot;, a very well-thought-out webcomic.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;For Chris's views and such and all that, see [[Asperchu]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|rejection]], tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love. Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic [[Wikipedia:Bizarro World|bizzaro]] [[Chris]].|An anon on [[/cwc/]], summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I detest &amp;quot;Asperchu&amp;quot;, because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a [[Sonichu]] with [[aspergers]], which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like [[autism]], then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 24]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:AsperchuFanArt.png|thumb|That's right, '''Asperchu''' is so popular, it's fan art that has received fan art of itself]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''The Amazing Asperchu''''' (also called ''Asperchu: The Amazing Tales'' and ''The Spectacular Asperchu'') is a [[parody]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' detailing the zany misadventures of [[Asperchu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] with [[Asperger syndrome]]. It can be read [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ here].&lt;br /&gt;
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''Asperchu'' pokes fun at everything that makes [[Chris]]'s ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic series what it is. Unlike ''Sonichu'', where everyone praises Chris for what he's done, the same cannot be said for Asperchu, whose descent into the same giant prick that Chris has become has the entire supporting cast detest him. Another thing that has earned the ire of Chris is its tablet-drawn style - this is, more or less, a delusional thing for Chris, who [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|believes that it doesn't have the same &amp;quot;character&amp;quot;]] as [[Chris and art|his paper-and-pencil-drawn pages]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Protagonists==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Asperchu===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The Good, Godly, STRAIGHT Asperchu]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu is a high-functioning Electric/Asperger's Hedgehog Pokémon. He has no Electric-type attacks; however, his Asperger's-type attacks do double damage against Autistic-type Pokémon. His strongest attack is the ''Asperhameha'', which hits his target with a blast of furious energy and can leave them confused and prone to developing [[mental block]]s of their own.&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu lives in Minnesota with his grandparents, Grandma Snorlax and Grandpa Alzheichu; his father went out to get a case of beer and promised to be right back, although this was some time in late [[2003]] and he hasn't been seen since. When not working hard on [[YouTube]] videos, he prefers to relax by playing video games on his [[Xbox 360]] or hanging out with his joy-boys at the mall food court. He attends [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Normandale Community College]] with his two best joy-boys, Max and Jivin. However, Asperchu's adventures and his recent state of mind has made him forget this detail and he has missed 195 days of school.&lt;br /&gt;
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He is currently on a [[Love Quest]] to obtain a [[gal-pal]] whom he can build into a [[sweetheart from the ground up]]. His standards for a gal-pal are not terribly stringent, although he will not abide gingers or tolerate those who do. He eventually met and fell in love with Dixie Chu, beginning his Dix Quest to win her heart. Having been rejected, though, Asperchu has been spending most of his time absorbed in video games and won't go anywhere without his Xbox Portable. As well, Asperchu has an incredible dislike for [[slow-in-the-mind]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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For a long time, Asperchu's hope for his Love Quest was to be able to finally have his dream-daughter Asperia, which later became unnecessary when he traveled back in time and met the [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] of the past. Both of them drank the [[semen|Special Fanta Brew]] that created [[Sonichu]] in the past; when Asperchu returned to the present, he found that he too was pregnant and defecated out a deformed monster, naming it &amp;quot;Asperia&amp;quot;. While at first ecstatic to have her, he later grew bored of taking care of her and tried leaving her in the care of his grandma while he continued playing video games. Asperia was killed by [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Currently, Asperchu is being manipulated by a squirrel-creature calling itself &amp;quot;[[Rocky]]&amp;quot;, telling Asperchu that he need never take responsibility for his actions. Unbeknownst to Asperchu, &amp;quot;Rocky&amp;quot; is one of the mysterious [[Man in the Pickle Suit|MIPS]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It has been revealed that the source of Asperchu's powers is the Chaos Pickle of Diligence, though Asperchu believed that he was [[GodJesus]]'s next prophet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asperchu is, of course, based on [[Christian Weston Chandler]]; his overweight appearance and clothing precisely emulate Chris's, and Asperchu's goatee is from Chris's [[Rollin' and Trollin']] phase. Asperchu's mannerisms are also directly copied from Chris, especially the [[ego]], narcissism, self-entitlement, and fixation on the [[Love Quest]]. Also, Asperchu's saga parallels Chris's descent into madness, with early issues focusing on Asperchu's fairly-innocent and [[naïve]] Love Quest, and later issues showing him to be just as big a [[duck|prick]] as Chris has become. It even goes as far as to hypothesize what Chris would do with a child if his wish came true: reasonably, he would get tired of said child and neglect to take care of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonichu===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TheOtherAsperchu.jpg|thumb|150px|Asperchu's bestest joy-boy Sonichu, who eventually got his own spin-off comic due to the popularity of Asperchu]] &lt;br /&gt;
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The brother, hetero-life mate, and STRAIGHT joy-boy of Asperchu, with whom he is engaged in an everlasting, STRAIGHT bromance. Or at least he ''was''...&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sonichu]] shows up from time to time to assist Asperchu in his adventures and in defeating the villainous forces of the [[Troll]] Lords. Even if there aren't any villains to fight or adventures to be had, however, Sonichu and Asperchu just can't stand to be apart for long, so occasionally they will meet up for a [[Homos|late night snuggling rendezvous]]. He is currently running for the office of District Attorney of [[Virginia]], on a vigorous platform of promoting both gay rights and recognition of [[Asperger's Syndrome]] as a component of the Autism Spectrum. Or at least he ''did...''&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu was created in [[1999]] by Ian Brandon Anderson through an unholy mixture of human and Chu semen with Fanta. At first, Ian was overjoyed at having a son of his own, especially one who'd be a loyal and true son, unlike [[Bionic]]. However, Ian got bored of trying to raise Sonichu, especially when it got into his video game playing time. Casting him into a raft, Sonichu floated down the river until he was found by the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, who raised Sonichu as his own son. When Ian Brandon Anderson took over [[CWCVille]], Sonichu was forced to be married off to [[Rosechu]], only for him and the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]] to revolt. Arriving in ALBVille, he and the rest of the Chaotic Combo fought to free CWCVille from Ian's grips. However, the release of Metal Asperchu would change all that as he would slaughter most of the Combo. When Sonichu went to confront Ian at last, Metal Asperchu made short work of him, lopping off his right arm. When Asperchu, Max and Jivin returned from the past, Asperchu revealed off-handedly that Ian was his father. Sonichu went on a quest to find the truth, only to end up with Mitch Chu dead. When Christian told Sonichu the truth, it drove Sonichu insane. He hunted down Ian as he was kidnapping Asperia and blew out his kneecaps, accidentally killing Asperia. Being captured by Bionic again, he provoked Sonichu into killing Ian for good. As a gift, he grafted Ian's arm where Sonichu's once was. When Argentum was released, he teleported Asperchu and Sonichu to the time when the [[4-Cent_Garbage]] Center was destroyed, only for the hedgehog to tear apart the place. When Sonichu returns to the present, Sonichu attempts to call Asperchu a monster, but he feels himself unworthy of Chris's love and runs away.&lt;br /&gt;
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While in self-imposed exile in Molvanîa, he finds himself possessed by the soul of Ian and, in fear, runs to Bionic for help. When Bionic can't help him, the two rescue Sinestro from his prison. However, not even Sinestro understands Sonichu's odd transformation, his fur turning blue, his eyes taking Ian's [[heterochromia]] styling, [[Obesity|his cholesterol level skyrocketing]] and wanting to play the [[PS3]] for 5 to 9 hours.&lt;br /&gt;
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In an alternate universe of sorts, Sonichu is shown as an actual [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]-like character fighting an evil madman named [[Robotnik|CWC-Botnik]].&lt;br /&gt;
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At the end of Issue #F, Sonichu is no more, taken over by Ian's personality, becoming the dreaded ... '''Chris-Chan Sonichu'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Max===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Max.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Asperchu's plucky, polyurethane sidekick]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Close friend of Asperchu and Jivin. He is always a True, Caring friend who only ever looks out for his joy-boys. He is composed of 80% memory foam and is capable of absorbing the properties and attacks of other people by temporarily ingesting them. His transformations include [[Wikipedia:Guido|Guido]], [[Wikipedia:Waffen SS|Waffen SS]], [[Niggos|2Pac]] and Yellow Devil.&lt;br /&gt;
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At the funeral for the Chaotic Combo, it's revealed that Max is also a Christian minister.&lt;br /&gt;
*Max is a completely original character and is not derived from [[Wikipedia:Kirby (character)|any source]] other than Alec Benson Leary's own imagination.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Jivin Pickles===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jivin.jpg|thumb|150px|Aww, shit son, Asperchu just got GANGSTA all up in here]] &lt;br /&gt;
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The son of a prominent cucumber farmer, Jivin is Asperchu's [[Niggos|black]] best friend who is black. He is keen to assist Asperchu in his [[Love Quest]], although some speculate it is merely an excuse for him to pursue his own personal Fuck Quest, as his attitude toward [[sweethearts]], while enthusiastic, appears less than wholesome at times. Instead of [[Christmas]], Jivin celebrates [[Wikipedia:Kwanzaa|Kwanzaa]]. Asperchu has suggested that he possibly does not realize Jivin is black. The Pickles family are the guardians of one of the seven Chaos Pickles.&lt;br /&gt;
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Jivin is a fan-favorite on Asperpedia that has received his own sub-episode[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/21069], as well as two cameos in Isabel Monday's comic ''[[Fan:Capering Berries|Capering Berries]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Groovan===&lt;br /&gt;
Close friend of Max, Asperchu and Jivin. ''Asperchu'' issue Ten claims that they have always been friends.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Villains==&lt;br /&gt;
===Ian Brandon Anderson===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:IBAasperchu.png|thumb|150px|left|The evil and deceitful IAN BRANDON SOMETHING]] &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Ian]] believes himself to be the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler, but is instead a [[fat]], insane manchild. Ian rules [[CWCville]] through a totalitarian and Nazi-like regime, although the CWCville People's Liberation Front (CPLF) constantly fights against his oppression. He forced women in middle school and older into prostitution as a perverse form of &amp;quot;[[Dating Education|sexual education]]&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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This recently changed after Ian's lengthy absence, leading to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Mayorshack Tito]]'s takeover and the return of justice to CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
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If he doesn't get his way, he uses his [[Megatron Pistol|Transformers gun]] to silence anyone who questions his delusions. Ian attempted to murder Christian to prove that he was the real Chris-chan, and also attempted to murder the &amp;quot;parodic&amp;quot; Sonichus before being set on fire by Metal Asperchu and losing his Transformers gun, where it passes hands until it is given away by Noir Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[1999]], Ian had created Bionic, but quickly lost interest in him as the hedgehog attempted to win over his love. Fired from his job at [[Wendy's]] by [[Giovanni]], Ian discovered Asperchu and quickly became friends with him. He introduced him to his [[gal-pals]] [[Ivy]] and [[Megan]] before encountering his future self. The two fought and the younger Ian proved victorious. He attempted to have sex with the two before Megan tazered him. Trapped by the foppish Principal Blaziken, Bionic came to his aid, but Ian mistook Asperchu for the hero, breaking his creation in the process. He invites Asperchu to his house where he convinces Asperchu to surrender some of his [[comeuppance]] to create the Special Fanta Brew. Summoning [[Beel|Satan]] to his house after drinking the cup with their comeuppance, he has him use his satanic powers to turn them into a Sonichu inside his stomach. The younger Ian would encounter the older Ian, forcing the two to attack with their [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s, leading to Bionic being rendered how he is now. Disgusted by Bionic's perceived failure, Ian abandoned Bionic and, ten weeks later, gave birth to Sonichu. The birth, however, left his [[duck]] bent at a horrible angle. He later abandoned Sonichu since taking care of him took away from his time playing video games, so he sent him on a raft hoping that he'd raise himself to become the son he wanted without putting any effort into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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When the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler disappeared, Ian initiated a coup on CWCville, quickly gaining control. As the Asperchu series shares the same universe as ''[[Simonchu]]'' and ''[[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]]'', it is said that he was able to con the people into thinking he was the true Christian Weston Chandler. In short order, Ian ravaged the city, destroyed it's commerce center and driven or killed 70% of its population, placing the remaining citizens under martial law.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, Ian reappeared, seeking to aid in the rescue of Asperchu, only to encounter the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler and be sat on fire by Metal Asperchu. Through various conversations, we learned that Ian had raped a number of Rosechu as well as Mitch Chu. When Metal Asperchu attacked, Ian took up a Son-Chu and battled it out, nearly winning until the robot took advantage of damage Simonchu inflicted. When the robot activated a time warp, he was tossed into the past and beaten by his past self. He attempted to fight again, only to encounter Max. He completely ignores Max's impassioned plea to stop fighting and races back to his house, encountering his younger self and set off the chain of events that would shunt him back into the present, where Metal Asperchu awaited. For a time, Ian was Bionic's prisoner, utterly unable to remember who he was. When Sonichu broke into his cell in an attempt to learn the truth of his past, Ian told him a fake story, only to be rejected by Sonichu. He attempted to escape with Sonichu, only to be captured in the process, passing out until the real Chris rescued everyone. Upon learning of Asperia, Ian sought to take her away because he feels that she is actually his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. Upon attempting to spirit away Asperia, Sonichu blows out his kneecaps (accidentally killing Asperia) and is captured by Bionic. Bionic then uses the mentally unstable Sonichu to butcher his father. Ian finally meets his end with Sonichu's axe and Bionic's gun. As a reward, [[Metal Gear Solid|Bionic grafts Ian's right arm onto Sonichu's stump in place of the one he lost in Issue 3.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the soul of Ian lives on within Sonichu and whenever he takes over, he causes Sonichu's eyes to take its heterochromic styling.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]] is a version of Chris based on the [[Liquid Chris]] saga. Ian's appearance is a direct parody of Chris. Ian's death mirrors that of the deaths of Evan, Sean, and Mao in [[Sonichu 10]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bionic the Hedgehog===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bionicc.jpg|thumb|149px|Why don't you love me, father?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Ian Brandon Anderson's hedgehog creation. In 1999, Bionic was a jovial and [[homos|gay]] creature who encountered Jivin, Asperchu and Max after their time slip. They learned that he had sought to win Ian's love as the manchild slowly lost interest in other stuff other than [[ego|himself]] and [[china|women]]. When Bionic rescued Ian from Principal Blaziken, Ian mistook Asperchu as his savior and scolded Bionic, which broke him. Rescued by Jivin, but apparently lost his ability to speak (most likely swallowed his tongue), Bionic attempted to return to Ian, only to watch as his older self and younger self prepared to fire a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha on each other. Bionic saved an unwitting Asperchu from getting struck, only to be hit by the blasts. Losing an arm and being badly burned and scarred, Ian abandons him for his Sonichu. He attempts to get a job at McDonald's, but he is rejected by Robotnik. Rejected by his father and other lower forms, Bionic plots burning revenge against Ian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, Metal Asperchu would find him wheelchair-bound in a [[Wikipedia:Dr. Wily|Dr. Wily-esque]] fortress. Bionic gave Metal Asperchu a Chaos Pickle as a sign of goodwill, then had him go after certain targets and kill them. Robotnik was first, killed for rejecting Bionic from McDonald's. Ian was the second target. When Metal Asperchu used the Chaos Pickles to create the time warp, he watched with joy as another robotic figure emerged. He finally managed to capture his father Ian Brandon Anderson (who forgot that Bionic was his first son and mistook him for another Sonichu parody), as well as his brother Sonichu. When the real Chris arrives to rescue Sonichu, he kills Mitch in cold blood before escaping.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bionic returns and seemingly reveals his true master plan: by driving Sonichu insane through the revelation of his true parentage, he uses the broken Electric Hedgehog Pokémon to murder Ian Brandon Anderson; in essence, turning his favorite son against him. His plans for the body of the dead Asperia is currently unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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He attempted to help Sonichu with his strange transformation, but Sonichu stopped him and Sinestro, feeling this new form is much better. He is later called in to be a judge[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/482] for Asperchu's trial.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bionic's condition is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:Christopher Pike|Christopher Pike]], the first captain of ''Star Trek's USS Enterprise'', with the exception that Bionic could still talk while Pike could only respond with light. His judge outfit resembles that worn by [[Wikipedia:Q (Star Trek)|Q]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'' series premiere, &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Encounter at Farpoint|Encounter at Farpoint]]&amp;quot; and again in the finale,  &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:All Good Things...|All Good Things...]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Similarly, Bionic's crippled body, mobile life support system, mechanized speech, distorted eyes, and general air of malevolent mystery could be based on [[Wikipedia:Davros|Davros]], one of the main villains on ''[[Wikipedia:Doctor Who|Doctor Who]].''&lt;br /&gt;
*Also, Bionic's base is based off a [[dream]] Chris mentioned about people being killed in a &amp;quot;[[Mailbag_39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|SKULL-SHAPED]]&amp;quot; factory.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Metal Asperchu===&lt;br /&gt;
Metal Asperchu was to be Sinestro's ultimate tool in finding the seven Chaos Pickles, but refused to follow his orders and proceeded to seek the Chaos Pickles on his own. Metal attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion to guide his quest, then brutally murdered three of the five members of the Chaotic Combo. &lt;br /&gt;
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From there he goes and forms an alliance with the severely crippled Bionic the Hedgehog, doing random tasks like blowing up fast [[McDonald's|food restaurants]] and killing [[Robotnik|Teddy Roosevelt]]. Bionic then orders the robot to bring him Christian Weston Chandler as his final task. He confronts Ian and attempts to kill him, only to be damaged in the process. He uses the four Pickles he gathered to take a new form and banish Ian, Asperchu, Max and Jivin to another time. When the four return, Metal Asperchu has taken up a new form and easily captures Ian. After obtaining the fifth Chaos Pickle, he decides to hold off on number six until he can unlock his full database. Confronting Sinestro, he learns the truth of the fourth directive, then releases Yellow Devil, Cthulu Chu and Bubastis Chu before imprisoning Sinestro in one of the tubes. After killing Cthulu Chu, he figures out the secret of the Fourth Directive and forces Sinestro to watch his work finally unfold. However, after the creation of Argentum and his subsequent turning, Metal Asperchu has gone into a massive blue screen of death. Soon after, WesLi Chu gives Metal Asperchu a disk and he begins scanning seven individuals who are part of the Anchuent Prophecy. He scans Asperchu, WesLi Chu, Sonichu, Chris and two others (presumably Alzheichu and Dino Dash) before the heroes attack him in his attempt to get the last one. He kills Noir Chu and Aspercream and defeats many of the heroes before Alzheichu stabs him with Chris's knife, briefly causing him to go haywire and explode, destroying him and finally releasing the Chaos Pickles. &lt;br /&gt;
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* Based on [[Metal Sonichu]] who in turn is based on Metal Sonic.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other villains===&lt;br /&gt;
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;Sinestro&lt;br /&gt;
As the apparent leader of the trolls, Sinestro has attempted to create numerous clones of Asperchu in order to find the seven Chaos Pickles, including Metal Asperchu and Noir Chu. Lisa and Dino Dash have been at his command from the very beginning, and he has convinced John to join him as well. After activating and losing Metal Asperchu, Sinestro has found himself pushed aside as the main villain before being locked up completely by his own creation. He was recently rescued by Sonichu and Bionic in an attempt to cure Sonichu's odd transformation.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sinestro's name comes from a [[Wikipedia:Sinestro|comic-book villain]], while his appearance is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Excel_Saga_characters#Il_Palazzo|Il Palazzo]] of ''[[Excel Saga]]'' (whose appearance was also copied by Chris for the character [[ScotPalazzo]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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;Lisa&lt;br /&gt;
A girl who attends Normandale Community College. Asperchu took a fancy to her, and worked up the courage to ask her on a date for some fine dining and pleasant conversation at the local Burger King and she agreed. However, her plan all along was to steal his Asperchu Medallion and lower his Heart Level. Although Asperchu later defeated her in battle, she still succeeded in both goals. She appears to be in the employ of Sinestro, to whom she delivered the Medallion. She has recently returned in an attempt to find and retrieve a disk that had been used by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
*Lisa most closely resembles Chris's ex-sweetheart [[Blanca]]. As with Lisa, Blanca pretended to be interested in Chris in order to steal his medallion. Her asking him out on a fake date is based on the acts of proto-troll [[Hanna]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;John and Kendra&lt;br /&gt;
John (YouTube handle: '''GJ-Radar''', &amp;quot;GJ&amp;quot; presumably standing for [[GodJesus]]) is a born-again Baptist from rural Texas; he and his fiancée '''Kendra''' traveled to Minnesota after becoming aware of Asperchu's YouTube rants, which they deemed sacrilegious and sinful. John confronted Asperchu and demanded that he overcome his hypocrisy; Asperchu responded by challenging him to a YouTube Godstar Challenge to prove who the real Christian was. John was declared to be the one true Christian, while Asperchu was declared a fraud. Asperchu subsequently stole John's own crucifix necklace and used it to power his Jesus-hameha attack, which hit and injured Kendra when she intervened. Sinestro approached John, offering to heal Kendra in return for his services.&lt;br /&gt;
* Based off the [[Singstar Challenge]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. John and Kendra most likely represent [[Liquid]] and [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Dino Dash/Clyde Cash&lt;br /&gt;
Dino Dash (called Clyde Cash in later issues) is the guido who kidnapped Jonas Chu in order to impersonate him at the Guitar Hero championship and abduct Dixie Chu as part of Sinestro's plan to obtain the seven Chaos Pickles. He is the strongest and most cunning of Sinestro's pawns.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dino Dash is based on [[Clyde Cash]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Count Plot Cohesuon&lt;br /&gt;
Count Plot Cohesuon is the mysterious force that may be behind Sinestro's search for the Chaos Pickles. He is not fond of ''dei ex machina''.&amp;lt;!--plural of &amp;quot;deus ex machina&amp;quot;--&amp;gt; According to Alec's comments on Issue 5E, Plot Cohesuon is Count Graduon's cousin and he's also dead, having used his powers on himself in an accident.&lt;br /&gt;
*Count Plot Cohesuon is a parody of [[Count Graduon]] from the original Sonichu comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Silvana Rosechu&lt;br /&gt;
The evil, hermaphroditic Rosechu from the Sonichu series. Even more evil and cunning, she appears to work for Ian Brandon Anderson. She murders Bubbles and Magi-Chan, then lures Asperchu towards Ian, where's she's forced to become [[Meg Griffin]] for Ian's pleasure. She also has a noticeable bulge.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Yellow Devil&lt;br /&gt;
A leftover from Dr. Wily's usage, the Yellow Devil now works for Bionic, capturing Sonichu and Ian as they attempt to escape. It crushes Mitch Chu's legs, smacks Jivin around and fights Max before he is defeated by the real Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on the [[List_of_Mega_Man_characters#Bio-Devil|Yellow Devil]] from the ''Megaman'' game series.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Supporting characters==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Asperchu's family===&lt;br /&gt;
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;Grandpa Alzheichu&lt;br /&gt;
Asperchu's grandfather, an [[racist|old-fashioned]] Sonichu who spends most of his time sitting in his armchair and watching television. He also likes to make Asperchu do [[stress]]ful chores around the house. Alzheichu is married to Grandma Snorlax. Alzheichu sacrifices himself to stop Metal Asperchu's assault.&lt;br /&gt;
*Alzheichu is based on [[Bob Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Grandma Snorlax&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu's grandmother. Spends all of her time sleeping in the backyard. Snorlax is married to Alzheichu. Lost her left foot due to Asperia's hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Snorlax|Snorlax]]&amp;quot; is the nickname given to [[Barbara Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Asperia Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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The future daughter of Asperchu, as foretold by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] in a dream. Asperia Chu is definitely not a ginger. Asperia finally became a reality as a side effect of Past Chris's plans to become pregnant with Sonichu. When Asperchu craps her out in the present, he fails to realize what a disfigured abomination she really is. Asperchu quickly gets bored of her and, instead of taking care of her, stuffs her in the fridge or leaves her with sleeping Grandma Snorlax.&lt;br /&gt;
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In one of Asperchu's daydreams of Asperia, she's seen wearing a bikini top and a thong underneath a skirt. This is likely mirroring Chris's [[pedofork]] tendencies. He also describes her as &amp;quot;the pinnacle of his existence&amp;quot;, attributing to his own narcissism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sadly, Asperia is the latest victim of Ian Brandon Anderson's evils. Having been kidnapped by the madmanchild, she is accidentally killed by a vengeful Sonichu in his attempts to get back at him. However, Bionic recovers her body, and it is heavily implied he has plans for her since he sympathizes with having a neglectful father.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asperia Chu is based on [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]. As with Crystal, her name is a feminine version of her &amp;quot;father's.&amp;quot; Also, Asperia's [[Wikipedia:Alien (creature in Alien franchise)|&amp;quot;Alien&amp;quot; appearance]] may be a jab at the [[Sonee and Rosey]] designs which have horrified many.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)|The Chaotic Combo]]===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Wild Sonichu''' is the leader of the Chaotic Combo and Simonchu's gay lover. Despises Asperchu's desire to win back Dixie Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Angelica Rosechu''' uses her wings and her faith in GodJesus to help her fight the forces of evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Punchy Sonichu''' is the master of the &amp;quot;anshuent Chinaman martial arts.&amp;quot; He has a very noticeable accent due to his ethnicity.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Bubbles Rosechu''' is the entirely useless member who just hangs out with the group. She is extremely [[retarded|slow-in-the-mind]] and is prone to injuring herself.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Magi-Chan Sonichu''' uses his psychic powers to aid the Chaotic Combo. Magi-Chan is able to locate any person by going into a five-and-a-half hour trance. He also likes to go on long walks in the park and [[Mass debate]] to videos of Simonchu and Wild's Honeymoon. He also seems to have a thing for Simonchu as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wild, Angelica and Punchy were all brutally murdered by Metal Asperchu. Bubbles and Magi-Chan are later murdered by Silvana.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Christian Weston Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RealcwcAsperchu.png|thumb|150px|The TRUE and HONEST CWC (also the true and honest medallion)]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu's father and creator, Christian is the hero of CWCville, always willing to risk his life and do what is necessary for the greater good. He helped to reform CWCville after the war with Albville under the reign of his father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert &amp;quot;The Lumberjack&amp;quot; Chandler]] and restored peace before Ian's hostile takeover. After assisting Asperchu's assault on Sinestro's castle, Christian left to pursue Ian Brandon Anderson.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Issue 4, it's revealed that he raised Sonichu since as far back as he could remember, and trained him how to fight and WHEN to fight. However, during the time travel episode, Asperchu shed's light on the mayors past that puts Sonichu's biological parentage in doubt. The hedgehog now seeks Chris to try to find out the truth of his parentage. Instead, Chris finds them, rescuing them from Bionic, though not before Bionic kills Mitch. It is revealed in Issue 5 that Chris found Sonichu abandoned in a cardboard box and raised the Hedgehog Pokémon to be the creature who he was now.&lt;br /&gt;
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It's been revealed that Chris is the avatar of the Chaos Pickle of Patience.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Christian Chandler is based on [[Liquid Chris]]. The knife he carries is based on [[Sonichu Special 4]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Argentum===&lt;br /&gt;
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The end result of Metal Asperchu's experiments, it is the Asperchu clone that has its fourth directive unlocked. It has the ability to warp space time and seems to be capable of feeding of the pain of others.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Argentum's design is a mixture of the Pokémon [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] and Sonic the Hedgehog character [[Wikipedia:Silver the Hedgehog|Silver the Hedgehog]]. His name is Latin for &amp;quot;silver&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other characters===&lt;br /&gt;
;Heaven Fatterton&lt;br /&gt;
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Lisa's accomplice and a fat ginger. She pretends to be Lisa during Asperchu's date so that she can steal the Asperchu medallion while Lisa films the date for blackmail. When her wig falls of, Asperchu is to dense to realize she's a phony and instead thinks there's two Lisas when the real Lisa shows up. Heaven has a thinner, bustier sister named Hortense who was killed by [[Bob Chandler]] for getting close to Chris-Chan.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Mitch Sonichu|Mitch Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu's cousin. He's a [[Homos|gay]] hairstylist, and his catch-phrase is &amp;quot;Razzle-dazzle&amp;quot;. When problems arose during Metal Asperchu's attack, Sonichu called in Mitch to watch over Jivin and his dad, who were attacked by the robot. He ended up giving Jivin a new hairdo. Later he helps reform Asperchu clone Noir Chu by having him volunteer at an Albville soup hotel. In issue 3, it is implied that Ian raped Mitch when he was a Sonee. He also has two fathers. In Issue 4, he agrees to join Sonichu on his quest to find his real father. When he attempts to rescue Sonichu from Bionic's clutches, his legs are crushed by the Yellow Devil, pinned to a wall crucifix-style, then shot through the chest before the real Chris can save him. &lt;br /&gt;
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Mitch also appears as Sonichu's guide through the wonderful world of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]] in ''[[Fan: Sonichu Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mitch Chu is based on [[Mitch Sonichu]], Chris's take on Asperchu's &amp;quot;EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER&amp;quot; in [[Sonichu 10]]. He was made into a gay stylist as a logical conclusion to said makeover.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Simonchu&lt;br /&gt;
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Although [[Simonchu]] stars in his own comic series, he appears in Asperchu as the bisexual lover of Wild Sonichu. Metal Asperchu attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion. He is rendered grief-stricken when Metal Asperchu killed Wild, allowing him to be taken advantage of by Rosechu. In Issue 4, Simonchu agrees to join Sonichu in trying to find his real father.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Dixie Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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The girl of Asperchu's dreams. Dixie been dating Jonas Chu and is disgusted by Asperchu, but that fact hasn't kept Asperchu from pursuing her. Asperchu has dedicated his life to obtaining &amp;quot;Dix&amp;quot; as his sweetheart. She recently returned to testify against Asperchu in his trial&lt;br /&gt;
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* Dixie Chu is based off a number of Chris's [[gal-pals]], but is probably more centered on [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Jonas Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu's rival for the heart of Dixie Chu. Asperchu first met Jonas Chu at the Brass Dragon, where, in preparation for the Guitar Hero championship, they competed for the right to be Dixie Chu's boyfriend. Jonas beat Asperchu, but only by &amp;quot;cheating&amp;quot; by playing on Hard mode, which Asperchu had not yet mastered. Jonas was then kidnapped so that Dino Dash could replace him in the tournament and abduct Dixie.&lt;br /&gt;
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He escaped over a week later by chewing through his handcuffs. Jonas followed Max and Jivin to Sinestro's castle, where he was reunited with his love.&lt;br /&gt;
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* May have been based off the events from [[CWC More Than A Feeling]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. His waistcoast and name derive from the [[Wikipedia:Jonas brothers|Jonas brothers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Denubius King&lt;br /&gt;
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His only appearance is in the Jivin sub-episode. He is a [[niggo|black]] kingpin in pimp attire and carries a pimp cane with an afro on it, called the &amp;quot;Staff of Suffrage&amp;quot;. He kidnaps Jivin's father and tries to steal the Pickles family farm to get his hands on the Chaos Pickle they're guarding, but is foiled by Jivin.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Bullet-Time Montgomery.&lt;br /&gt;
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First appeared in the Jivin Sub-Episode. He works for Denubius King and is a crack-shot with a revolver. Denubius orders him to kill Jivin, but Jivin knocks him out with &amp;quot;Deus ex BLACKina&amp;quot;. He later reappears as a juror at Asperchu's trial.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu's sweetheart. She is seen comforting Simonchu at the funeral for Wild, Punchy and Angelica. Jivin is shown to have sexual fantasies of her. After the funeral, she tells Simonchu that she [[pickle|can satisfy his needs]], which pisses off Magi-Chan. Rosechu later confronts Simonchu and seduces him. It's later revealed that Rosechu cheats on Sonichu all the time; she's also banged Punchy, Naitsirhc, and even Dino Dash. She is later used as a gamble chip to win back Sonichu, but it proves ineffective.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Rosechu's transgenderism parodies the constant call-out to Chris concerning Rosechu's gender, especially after events in the [[Mailbag]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Whispy Sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
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Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin. Appears at the Chaotic Combo's funeral, barely affected by his cousin's death. Despite being Oriental, Whispy speaks Spanish.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Larry D. Waltz&lt;br /&gt;
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Larry D. Waltz is the dean of Normandale Community College. He supplies Sinestro with [[niggos|an African-American]] in exchange for a mysterious disc. When the disk is later stolen by WesLi Chu, he appoints Lisa to get it back. He nearly gets his head taken off by one of Asperchu's Asper-Ha-Me-Has.&lt;br /&gt;
*Larry is based on [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and has a resemblance to [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Sitting Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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Sitting Chu is the head of ALBville's only Soup Hotel. He welcomes those who need refuge with open arms, but he isn't beyond kicking people out, as he did with Asperchu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sitting Chu is based off of the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Jimarcus Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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A friend of Mitch Chu's. He was a veteran of the Jamaican war, and currently works at the Albville Soup hotel (they only need one) to help CWCville refugees. He's accepting of Noir Chu and helps him adjust, though he, too, is not thrilled by Asperchu's self-centeredness.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jimarcus Chu is loosely based on [[Inos]] and his physical appearance is based off of [http://www.grandtheftwiki.com/Little_Jacob Little Jacob]. His name is derived from [[Wikipedia:Jamaica|Jamaica]] and [[Wikipedia:Marcus Garvey|Marcus Garvey]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Doctor Robotnik]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It seems that the once-feared nemesis of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] has fallen on hard times, now working as a cashier at a [[McDonald's]]. He promptly kicks Asperchu out of the restaurant when he attempts to ''seriously'' pay for a $31 meal with food stamps worth $10. He is then killed by Metal Asperchu for his crimes against Bionic.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Megan and Ivy&lt;br /&gt;
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Two of the younger Ian's [[gal-pals]]. When the younger Ian defeats his future self in pathetic combat, he attempts to have [[hanky panky]] only to be tazed by Megan.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Megan and Ivy are based off of [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Ivy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Principal Blaziken&lt;br /&gt;
The overly homosexual principal of Ian's high school. His actions lead Ian to call for help and is killed by Bionic, only for Ian to mistake Asperchu to be the hero.&lt;br /&gt;
* Principal Blaziken is based off [[Sonichu 10]]'s Marvey Blaziken and is reminiscent of the principal from Chris's elementary school.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Sammy]]&lt;br /&gt;
A hat-wearing, bespectacled individual resembling Chris. Rambles in [[Random-access humor|odd phrases]]. Metal Asperchu obliterates him and everything around him after getting the fifth Chaos Pickle. He later returns, alive and well, as a cushion for Asperchu's fall.&lt;br /&gt;
*While he is obviously modeled after [[Sammy]] from ''Sonichu'' (who was in turn a ripoff of [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]), he's also taken on some traits from ''Homestar Runner'' character Homsar, who wore a yellow bowler hat and spouted &amp;quot;word salads&amp;quot; and non-sequiturs (which turned out to simply be his native language), such as &amp;quot;All aboard the Gravy Train!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Bubastis Chu&lt;br /&gt;
Asperchu clone number 18. Originally just another extra for Sinestro's Forte Grosse, Bubastis Chu rose in popularity when she featured in Isabel Monday's [[Capering Berries]] in a spinoff comic. All of her comics are jokes based on the comic/film ''Watchmen'', and she generally annoys her two fathers Sinestro and Larry. Bubastis Chu and Cthulhu Chu are later released by Metal Asperchu in the Asperchu comics.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]&lt;br /&gt;
Has a brief cameo appearance during Ian's daydreams. According to her Asperpedia article, Ian, believing himself to be Chris, thought Crystal Weston Chandler was his sister. And being the massive [[Chris and ego|narcissist]] that he is, believed that his ideal partner was [[incest|his closest genetic match]]. Failing to seduce his faux-sister, he instead named his dream daughter after her. Believing Asperia was really Crystal, Ian became jealous of Asperchu. Like Asperia, she wears a [[Pedofork|thong]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Crystal is obviously based on his imaginary daughter, but in a humorous twist, looks like Chris's comic drawing of his sister. Thus, the circle of incest is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Mayorshack Tito&lt;br /&gt;
The new democratically-elected mayor of [[CWCville]] after the dethronement of Ian Brandon Anderson. Tito has been tremendously successful in restoring the city to its former glory, bringing life back to the desolate wasteland. Asperchu, for some reason, thinks he's [[niggo|black]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Mayorshack Tito is based on the troll [[Surfshack Tito]], who gets his name from Tito Makani Jr. of ''[[Wikipedia:Rocket Power|Rocket Power]]''. Mayorshack Tito's appearance is also based on Tito Makani Jr.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Noir Chu and Aspercream&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Noir.jpg|thumb|Noir is fed up with this shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Noir Chu was Sinestro's newest attempt to clone Asperchu by adding a black man named DeShaunn into the mix. However, DeShaunn's girlfriend jumped into the mixture with him and was turned into the rabbit Aspercream. Noir Chu would confront Asperchu and, confused by his memories, would be lead to the Albville Soup Hotel, where he would find his calling there. After being banished by Sinestro for losing Noir Chu, Aspercream ran off to Albville where she was reunited with Noir. When Sonichu ran off to find Ian, Noir Chu takes Asperchu to find and stop them, with Aspercream pleading not to get hurt, SOMEHOW knowing that it was Asperchu who got Magi-Chan killed. Both Noir Chu and Aspercream are wounded in Metal Asperchu's rampage, but survive.&lt;br /&gt;
* Noir Chu is based on [[Blake]]. Aspercream resembles [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Princess [[Julie]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of the members of the [[Molvanîa]]n Royal Family. She and the others have strong ties with the Rebels of CWCVille.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Princess Julie is based off of the infamous troll of the same name. Her design, however, is based off of [[Wikipedia: Bobby Hill|Bobby Hill]] of ''King of the Hill''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Crackder]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of Ian's attempts at making sentient war machines. However, it is slow-in-the-mind, rambles off random-access humor and is against war. Asperchu hates him because he's a slow-in-the-mind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Crackder is based off of the Decepticon Chris created of the same name.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Yawning Squirtle]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We don't know how the hell he got off the [[Moon]], but he's off of it and still smoking it up. It was revealed that he was Mayorshack Tito's opponent in the CWCville elections, and currently works as an attorney. His hated rival is Lewis Croagunk, who opposed him in Asperchu's trial.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Mimms]] and Lucas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two patrons of the Brass Dragon. Mimms sports a wicked green 'fro.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Both Mimms and Lucas are based off of the CWC informants who frequented the GAMe PLACe. Lucas's design resembles that of [[Wikipedia:Lucas (Mother)|the character of the same name from the ''Mother'' series]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Rocky]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A mysterious squirrel with green antenna. He calls Asperchu &amp;quot;dum-dum&amp;quot; and tries to steer him in the opposite direction to make him blameless. In actuality, Rocky is MIPS 09, attempting to steer Asperchu into fulfilling the Anchuent Prophecy.&lt;br /&gt;
*While Rocky's design and speech resembles that of [[Wikipedia:Rocky the Flying Squirrel|Rocky the Flying Squirrel]] of the ''Rocky and Bullwinkle'' cartoons and [[Wikipedia:The Great Gazoo|The Great Gazoo]] of ''The Flintstones'', the creature is also a parody of [[Rocky Shoemaker]], Chris's pastoral counselor (although the real Rocky is not as indulgent as the ''Asperchu'' Rocky). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jimmy Hill]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ruler of Molvanîa and Princess Julie's father. Enjoys playing Pokémon trading-card games. When he finds out of Julie's capture, he opts to move out to save her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jimmy Hill resembles the old man used in the earlier Chris trolling schemes, but his mannerisms match more of Hank Hill of ''King of the Hill''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Lewis Croagunk&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The prosecutor for Asperchu's trial. It is revealed that he is old rivals with Yawning Squirtle and he seems to be a very competent lawyer. Oddly, for a Croagunk, he has a human's head.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Lewis Croagunk may be a parody of Chris's various court-based characters from ''Sonichu 10''.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Croagunk|Croagunk]] are a variety of [[Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Prison inmates&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A gathering of the biggest, baddest villains and other faces from various TV shows, including Skullmaster of ''Mighty Max'', Krang from the 1980s ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' cartoons, Tohru, Finn, and Ratso from ''Jackie Chan Adventures'', and an assortment of Pokémon (most notably a rapist Poliwrath). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Warden Clawdorf&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Warden of the prison Asperchu is locked up in. He's a real [[niggos|black]] [[duck|dick]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Clawdorf]] is [[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s archnemesis in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] who appears only in a silhouette, which inadvertently resembles a penis with arms. ''Asperchu'' Clawdorf parodies this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Gumby&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of children's lovable creations was an inmate in the jail after accidentally killing a child inside a book. He had converted to Christianity and attempted to do so with Asperchu, but only got him to create his own Bible with him as the Son of God. He is wiped from existence after Asperchu leaves him inside his book.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Gumby|Gumby]] was a [[REAL Protest against the FAKE|C-L-A-Y]] character created by Art Clokey.&lt;br /&gt;
;Asperchoso&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Asperchu's avatar in his &amp;quot;Second Greatest Story Ever Told&amp;quot;. The paragon of manliness and a Son of God, he prevents others from getting girlfriends by blowing their kneecaps out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Asperchoso's name is derived from the Rabbichosos from [[Vivian Gee]]'s &amp;quot;[[The Girl Who Took Down The World]]&amp;quot; story. His actions are similar to Chris's in [[Sonichu Special 4]], when he blows Liquid Chris's kneecaps off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Poliwrath&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A hardened criminal who tried to [[rape|make Asperchu his bitch]] upon his arrival. However, after Asperchu and Gumby escaped into Asperchu's book, he quickly became a convert to Asperchu's &amp;quot;religion&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Poliwrath|Poliwrath]] are a variety of [[Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===4-Cent_Garbage Center residents===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Naitsirhc]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Naitsirhc has a brief cameo in the 4-Cent_Garbage Center that Argentum recreates. He is seen alongside [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. He attempts to get Sonichu to calm down, but ends up getting his neck snapped by the hedgehog.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Unbelievably, Naitsirhc in Asperchu looks ''[[Homos|even gayer]]'', as he sports earrings and crotchless chaps.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Mary Lee Walsh]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another one of the inhabitants of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. When Sonichu tears apart the building, she and Count Graduon go and unleash Joshua Martinez.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Mary's design in Asperchu borrows largely from ''[[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VIII|Final Fantasy VIII]]'' villain Ultimecia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]&lt;br /&gt;
Owner of the  4-Cent_Garbage Center. His appearance is identical to that in Sonichu. When he confronts ''Sonichu'', he is killed in the same manner Rosechu attacked him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Clyde Cash]]&lt;br /&gt;
Clyde makes a very brief cameo in Ian's dream in Issue 4, where he's demonstrating his dominance over said troll. It is likely this scene was inspired by [[:Image:325504_-_Chris-chan_clyde_cash.jpg|this piece of fanart.]] According to Asperpedia's article on Clyde, he, [[Brian Bash]] and Dino Dash were all part of an elite government task force at one point in the past. Clyde Cash makes another appearance, this time in the 4-Cent Garbage tower. When Plautistic captures Sonichu, Clyde and Jack go to finish Sonichu. Clyde is shown wearing Spider-Man's pants and boots and is able to shoot webbing from his hands.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Clyde's design is based off of the picture Chris found of Clyde (actually a photo of Joe Hotti). His having Spider-Man powers is based off of [[No More Jokes|the set of videos trying to troll Clyde]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jack Thaddeus]]&lt;br /&gt;
Seen in the 4-Cent Garbage Tower alongside Clyde Cash. His appearance is similar to that in Sonichu. He uses the Goblin Glider and Pumpkin Bombs of [[Wikipedia:Norman Osborn|the Green Goblin]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Count Graduon]]&lt;br /&gt;
One of the inhabitants of the 4-Cent Garbage Tower. His appearance resembles a [[duck|penis]]. When Sonichu tears apart the building, he and Mary Lee Walsh free Joshua Martinez. When the creature is destroyed, Joshua tosses him aside.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Chief Boyd&lt;br /&gt;
One of the heads of the COProtectors. Is brutally murdered by Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on the [[Jerkhief]] from ''Sonichu''; &amp;quot;COProtectors&amp;quot; is an inversion of &amp;quot;[[jerkop]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Bagget]]&lt;br /&gt;
Head of security at the 4-Cent Garbage Building. A no-nonsense type of guy, Bagget tries to get Asperchu to reveal where Sonichu is before the hedgehog confronts the two of them. Sadly, Bagget falls to Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Wall of Originals|Plautistic]]&lt;br /&gt;
A mysterious creature held by those within the 4-Cent Garbage Building bonded with Joshua Martinez When Sonichu goes on a rampage, Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon release it. The creature resembles the mythical creature Hydra. Its leaves can be smoked as a type of [[Tobacky|drug]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Joshua Martinez]]&lt;br /&gt;
A Mexican who was once bonded with Plautistic. In the heat of battle, Sonichu tears him from Plautistic, then tears his head off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wesli Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
A hedgehog working within the 4-Cent Garbage Building. ACTUALLY knows magic, including his own Anchuent power, Wes-Li-Ha-Me-Ha. He's such a manly man, he can even make full-on [[Megagi|bull dykes]] crave his [[duck]]. After escaping the destruction of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, the MIPS made him give a data CD to Metal Asperchu. Shortly after, his memory was wiped. It has been revealed that he holds the Chaos Pickle of Chastity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Giovanni]]&lt;br /&gt;
The feared leader of [[Team Rocket]] and gym leader of Viridian City has another job: manager at Wendy's. He was seen in 1999, firing Ian Brandon Anderson after he fell asleep on the job, then promised that he'd never work in the city again. Years later, he takes up residence at the 4-Cent Garbage Building. When his son is killed by Sonichu's hand, he confronts Sonichu, using a small army of Pokémon to stop him. Sonichu uses said Pokémon to kill Giovanni, mostly by impaling him with them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[CADD Chef]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Killed in the destruction of 4-cent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Michael Snyder]]&lt;br /&gt;
A Jewish magician working for the MIPS. He also runs [[The GAMe PLACe|The Brass Dragon]] and is frustrated by Sonichu's attempts to trade a rare Black Lotus card with a ''Pokémon Ruby'' cartridge. He was responsible for helping Jack and Clyde escape.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;MIPS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Self-aware supercomputers that help run 4-Cent. Michael Snyder reports directly to them and contacts them by pickle-phone. He asks them to help evacuate the building, but they claim they're using up all their resources to [[100 2178|control the realtors]]. They are capable of meeting anywhere, including in space. They are keenly interested in fulfilling the [[Anchuent Prophecy]].&lt;br /&gt;
*MIPS are a personification of Chris's paranoid belief in a [[100 2178|conspiracy by the Greene County school board]] to keep his family in Ruckersville so he can stay in his &amp;quot;autistic shell&amp;quot;. MIPS is speculated to stand for &amp;quot;[[The Man in the Pickle Suit|Men In Pickle Suits]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[ScotPalazzo]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Killed in the destruction of 4cent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Megagi]] Chu&lt;br /&gt;
A purple lesbian skunk who broke Sonichu's heart in the past and has orgies with Saramah Chu, Jiggliami and even Wes-Li. Is killed with Saramah Chu's torn off arms, taunting him to then end.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Sarah Hammer|Saramah Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
A yellow Rosechu who broke Sonichu's heart in the past. Her arms are ripped off, the trauma killing her. However, after the destruction of Metal Asperchu, her Chaos Pickle, Temperance, returned to her and revived and restored her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jiggliami]]&lt;br /&gt;
A pink Jigglypuff humanoid who broke Sonichu's heart in the past. She is killed when Sonichu punches through her head.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chaos Pickles===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Chaos Pickles are seven magical items of great power. According to Chris, the pickles are within seven special people and, should they be removed, they enable its user to be revived and restored once they are freed again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Image&lt;br /&gt;
!Color&lt;br /&gt;
! Trait&lt;br /&gt;
! Location&lt;br /&gt;
!Avatar&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-violet.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Purple&lt;br /&gt;
|Kindness&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by the Pickles family; stolen by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Lovely Weather&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-blue.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Blue&lt;br /&gt;
|Temperance&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Bionic; given to Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Saramah Chu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-green.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Green&lt;br /&gt;
|Patience&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Flame the Sunbird; stolen by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-pink.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Pink&lt;br /&gt;
|Charity&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Bionic; given to Metal Asperchu in return for murdering Robotnik&lt;br /&gt;
|Megan&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-orange.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Orange&lt;br /&gt;
|Chastity&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Sammy; stolen by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Wesli Chu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| – &lt;br /&gt;
|Yellow&lt;br /&gt;
|Diligence&lt;br /&gt;
|Inside Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| – &lt;br /&gt;
|Red&lt;br /&gt;
|Humility&lt;br /&gt;
| -&lt;br /&gt;
|Ian Brandon Anderson&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The Chaos Pickles parody the [[Sonichu Balls]]. They are each named for one of the [[Wikipedia:Seven virtues#Seven heavenly virtues|seven heavenly virtues]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Locations==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Alzheichu's Home===&lt;br /&gt;
This is where Asperchu lives. A junky, decrepit home, Alzheichu makes Asperchu do menial, back-breaking chores. Asperchu's room is a particular mess, covered with various toys and anime posters. It also has an [[Hex Bawx|XBox 360]], which Asperchu constantly plays, especially after his encounter with Dixie Chu. The house's frame is under constant [[stress]], since Grandma Snorlax is always up against it.&lt;br /&gt;
* A parody of [[Tour of Chris's house|Chris's house]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The Brass Dragon===&lt;br /&gt;
A gaming store which Asperchu frequents. This is where Asperchu encounters Dixie Chu and Jonas Chu and attempts to win Dixie's heart. Michael Snyder runs the shop. Asperchu is now officially banned from the store for trying to steal a rare card.&lt;br /&gt;
* This is a parody of [[The GAMe PLACe]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pickles Ranch===&lt;br /&gt;
Home of Jivin and Dick Pickles, who owned a Chaos Pickle before Metal Asperchu broke in and stole it. Oddly, it has a collection of skeletons.&lt;br /&gt;
*Resembles the Skywalker farm from [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope|''Star Wars'']].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[CWCville]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Before and after Ian Brandon Anderson's reign as mayor, CWCville was a peaceful, beautiful city with flowering fields and a happy populace. Under Ian, however, it turned into a dictatorship that wiped out 70% of the population, all of whom were found distasteful by the mayor. Women are forced into [[dating education|brothels]] as early as Junior High School, and all remaining occupations are in the mayor's mall. The environment was destroyed by his dark energy and the pollution of state Orange Soda factories. An army of Sonichu Nazis carry out the mayor's will and are as intolerant and depraved as he is. Fortunately, thanks to the reconstruction effort, most of the damage has been reversed. Democracy has also been returned thanks to [[Liquid|Chris's]] efforts, and [[Surfshack Tito|Mayorshack Tito]] won the first CWCville election in years.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Albville===&lt;br /&gt;
Neighboring town to CWCville and Asperchu's hometown. Unlike CWCville, it is under a democratic system and accepts people of all races, orientations and creeds. In fact, they receive many CWCville refugees, who are well taken care of in the Albville soup hotel (they only need one). It allied with [[Evan|ECGville]] during a brief war with old [[CWCville|RFCville]] and has since maintained good relations with the town. Founded by Alec Benson Leary, who has since disappeared in [[Sonichu 10|mysterious circumstances]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Bionic's fortress===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Bionic]]'s base of operations, which was abandoned when [[Liquid|Chris]] came to Sonichu's rescue.&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on  [[Wikipedia:Dr. Wily|Dr. Wily's]] fortress, as well as Chris's dream of a [[Mailbag 39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|SKULL-SHAPED factory]] where [[Tobacky|smokers]] were murdered.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent_Garbage Center]]===&lt;br /&gt;
The remnants of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, which was destroyed by Ian, are still being cleaned up by CWCville's citizens. Originally the economic center of the city, it also contained many of Ian's [[trolls|&amp;quot;Undesirables&amp;quot;]] and he [[Twin Falling Towers|flew his mouse-pointer plane into the building]] to destroy it. Many lives were lost, and to this day is considered &amp;quot;Ian's most terrible legacy&amp;quot;. Argentum brings Sonichu and Asperchu to the restored Center, where Sonichu climbs the building to confront his father. It is revealed that Ian's airplane did jack shit and it was Sonichu's Roaring Rampage of Revenge that caused the destruction in the first place. Ian was probably blamed for it because he was the only one still alive to take the blame. It is also revealed that it was destroyed during the Chaotic Funeral.&lt;br /&gt;
*The 4-Cent_Garbage Center is a combination of [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu_10#Rage_Against_the_Garbage_2:_Electric_Boogaloo|Rage Against the Garbage 2]] and an infamous Chris video mocking [[Clyde]] by comparing him to [[Twin Falling Towers|the destruction of the World Trade Center]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Molvanîa===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
An oddball East European country. Home of the MIPS and the survivors of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center survivors.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Molvanîa]] was the home of [[Julie]] and [[Max]], named after a fictional East European country created by Tom Gleisner, Santo Cilauro and Rob Sitch.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
Thus far, sixteen issues (and one Sub-Episode) of ''Asperchu'' have been released. The confusing issue numbering (0–0A–0B–C–1–2–3–3D–4–5–5E–6–7–8–F–Ten) is a [[parody]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which began its issue numbering with [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and then complicated the matter with numbered &amp;quot;Episodes&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Sub-Episodes&amp;quot; (so [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] is the fourth issue, and contains Episodes 10 and 11 and Sub-Episode 4).&lt;br /&gt;
===List of issues===&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:silver;&amp;quot;  | Cover&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;background:silver;&amp;quot; colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;  | Issue&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;background:silver;&amp;quot; | Title&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;background:silver;&amp;quot; | Plot summary&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:a0.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;| &lt;br /&gt;
|Issue #0&lt;br /&gt;
|''ASPERCHU'S First Date... and his first villain!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu goes on a date with Lisa, and is tricked into having his medallion stolen.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Asperchu, Max, Jivin Pickles, Lisa, Heaven.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue 0A Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;|&lt;br /&gt;
| Issue 0A&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The challenge of TRUE Piety''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu makes a video attacking the trolls, provoking the ire of Christian couple Kendra and John. Grandpa Alzheichu refuses to let Jivin enter his house. John confronts Asperchu over his unChristian attitudes; Asperchu retaliates by forging a new medallion. Lisa tells John that she stole the original medallion.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; ''First appearance of Grandpa Alzheichu, Sitting Chu, Jormungand.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Calvin, Kendra, John, Micah, Benny Chu, W.E.B. Dubois, various Normandale students.''&lt;br /&gt;
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| Jivin Sub-Episode&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Jivin's first solo adventure!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Jivin's father is captured by Denubius King, but Jivin rescues him. It turns out that the Pickles family owns one of the fabled Chaos Pickles.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Dick Pickles, Bullet-Time Montgomery.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Denubius King.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue 0B&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Swords and Axes... the Duel of Ages!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Jonas Chu defeats Asperchu in a ''Guitar Hero'' tournament, then is kidnapped by Dino Dash. Jivin fails to seduce Dixie. Asperchu makes a weak attempt at impersonating Jonas on YouTube, then fails to prevent Dixie's abduction.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Grandma Snorlax, Sonichu, Dixie Chu, Dino Dash, Sinestro, Jonas Chu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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| ''Things are coming to a head!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu is kidnapped by Sinestro, who has created many Asperchu clones. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Christian Weston Chandler, Ian Brandon Anderson, Metal Asperchu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Autischu, Down Chu, XXY Chu.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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| Issue #1&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The big leagues.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Metal seizes Simonchu's drill medallion. Sonichu introduces Asperchu to the Chaotic Combo, and Magi-Chan enters a trance in order to track down Metal - but Asperchu makes him find Dixie instead. Wild tells of the oppression wreaked by Mayor Anderson. Metal takes the first Chaos Pickle from the Pickles family. Sinestro creates Noir Chu and (accidentally) Aspercream. The Combo fight Metal Asperchu, who kills three of them and then finds the second Pickle in a mysterious skull-shaped factory.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Simonchu, Bubbles, Larry D. Waltz, Magi-Chan, Noir Chu, Aspercream, Mitch Chu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Punchy, Angelica, and Wild.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #2&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The quest for the Chaos Pickles continues.''&lt;br /&gt;
| The funeral of Punchy, Angelica and Wild takes place. Metal Asperchu forces the second Chaos Pickle from Bionic, who tells him the owner of the third Pickle: Flame the Sunbird. Rosechu and Simonchu hook up at the funeral (despite Magi-Chan's love for Simonchu), while a confused Noir Chu confronts his clone-brother Asperchu. Mitch Chu brings Noir and Asperchu to Sitting Chu's Soup Hotel in ALBville, where Noir gives up his gun and they meet the Basement Rosechus. Asperchu is kicked out for eating the homeless's food, and attempts to buy a McDonald's meal with food stamps. Metal kills Robotnik in return for Bionic giving him the fourth Chaos Pickle. Silvana murders Bubbles and hacks into Magi-Chan's computer. Bionic then asks that Metal Asperchu bring him Christian Weston Chandler - alive.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Rosechu, Bionic, Silvana.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Whispy, Thomas Jefferson, Flame the Sunbird, Jimarcus Chu, Officer Louis Perez, Moe Chu, Brit-Tay Rosechu, Mary Rosechu, Rosee.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Ivo Robotnik.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Bubbles.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #3&lt;br /&gt;
|'' Taking the battle to the enemy.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Sinestro and Waltz unsuccessfully interrogate Aspercream to find out Noir Chu's location. Sonichu 'n' pals try to liberate CWCville. Magi-Chan is murdered by Silvana, who brings Asperchu to Ian Brandon Anderson. Sonichu, Mitch and Simonchu confront IBA, but then Metal breaks in and cuts off Sonichu's hand. Ian enters his Son-Chu suit and fights back. He cripples Metal Asperchu, but is then is set on fire by Metal and thrown from his tower. Metal then activates his four Chaos Pickles and takes on a new form.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of IBA's legion of Sonichus.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Last appearance of Silvana.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Magi-Chan.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #3D&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Travel through the third dimension... Time!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu, Max and Jivin have been sent back to 1999. 1999-Ian takes them to Manchester High School, and beats up the modern IBA. Bionic then appears and talks to the trio. 1999-Ian molests Ivy, is tasered by Megan and then meets Blaziken, who tries to molest him. Bionic kills Blaziken, but Asperchu claims credit. A distraught Bionic attempts suicide, but Jivin saves him. 1999-Ian mixes Asperchu's comeuppance with his own to create Sonichu. The two Ians then fight, their Curse-ye-ha-me-has crossing to knock our heroes back to their own time. In 2000, Ian gives birth to Sonichu, while in the modern day, Metal Asperchu confronts Asperchu and Ian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Bill the Scientist, Megan.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Ian's boss, Ivy, Satan.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Principal Blaziken.''&lt;br /&gt;
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| Issue #4&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Metal and glass...''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu reveals to Sonichu than Ian is his true father. Metal Asperchu takes the fifth Chaos Pickle from Sammy. Asperchu craps out Asperia. Metal demands that Sinestro tell him what the &amp;quot;fourth directive&amp;quot; is. Sonichu, Simonchu and Mitch break into Ian's cell in order to find Sonichu's true origin. Simonchu is captured by Bionic. Asperia eats Grandma Snorlax's foot. Max defeats the Yellow Devil, then Christian Weston Chandler arrives. Bionic shoots Mitch and flees.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Yellow Devil, Cthulhu Chu, Sammy.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Bubastis Chu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Mitch Chu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #5&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The end of one, beginning of another.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Ian Brandon Anderson realizes that Asperchu was the part-creator of Sonichu. Mayorshack Tito is the new Mayor of CWCville - CWC shows Asperchu the ruins of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, and tells Sonichu that Ian is his real father. In a rage, Sonichu hunts down his father, shooting Ian in both knees. The Yellow Devil captures Sonichu, Noir Chu and Asperchu, and brings them to Bionic. Metal Asperchu realizes that the &amp;quot;fourth directive&amp;quot; will work on an immature Asperchu clone. Bionic goads Sonichu into killing IBA, and he accidentally shoots Asperia. Metal creates Argentum, who rebuilds the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Sonichu climbs the 4-Cent_Garbage Center in order to gain revenge on his father.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Argentum, Slaweel the Witch, Naitsirhc, Jack Thaddeus, Mayorshack Tito, Jason Kendrick Howell.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Cthulhu Chu, Ian Brandon Anderson, Asperia.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #5E&lt;br /&gt;
| ''A bloody fight.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Sonichu fights his way up the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, killing Naitsirhc, Jerkops, Jason Kendrick Howell and Bagget, before being attacked by Plautistic, Jack Thaddeus, Clyde Cash and Joshua Martinez. Sonichu then aims to kill Asperchu, only to be interrupted by Wes-Li Chu, who shows him some &amp;quot;magic&amp;quot;. Giovanni then battles Sonichu with his elite Pokémon, who Sonichu defeats. He then reaches &amp;quot;WesLi Chu's Luv Shack&amp;quot;, where Megagi Chu, Saramah and Jiggliami mock him and are murdered by him. Sonichu fights Wes-Li again, but is teleported to the top of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, where he fights Slaweel, who transforms into an Ultimecia-style dragon. Asperchu accidentally kills her by throwing his Xbox Portable into her mouth. The 4-Cent_Garbage Center is destroyed, and Sonichu realizes that Asperchu is also his father.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Michael Snyder, MIPS, Saramah Chu, Wesli Chu, Blazebob Sonichu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Giovanni, Plautistic, Count Graduon, CADD Chef, Shuckle, Metapod, Castform, Delibird.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Jerkops, Bagget, Joshua Martinez, Megagi Chu, Jiggliami.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Naitsirhc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Slaweel the Witch.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #6&lt;br /&gt;
|''Darkness fears not the Heart.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Wesli Chu is imprisoned in Molvanîa by the MIPS. CWC sends Asperchu and Jivin to Molvanîa to find him. Yawning Squirtle is recovered from the wreckage of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Wesli steals a mysterious disk from the Dean and gives it to Metal Asperchu, who tells him to kill Argentum. Asperchu 'n' pals go to the Brass Dragon, owned by Michael Snyder. Metal Asperchu scans several people, and then fights our heroes at the ruins of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Grandpa Alzheichu dies in defeating Metal.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Princess Julie, Yawning Squirtle.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Crackder, Punislav Royal Guard, GameStop boss.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Noir Chu, Grandpa Alzheichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue 7&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Excuses, excuses, excuses...''&lt;br /&gt;
| The MIPS plan to set up Asperchu to fulfill the Prophecy. Asperchu meets Heaven in a bar, drinks a beer and decides to take a photograph of Snyder for his dartboard. He attempts vehicular homicide of Snyder, Perez and Grant, and is arrested for causing minor injuries to Michael Snyder. Meanwhile, Bionic tries to cure Sonichu of his possession by Ian, and they seek out Sinestro's help. A squirrel named Rocky tells him that nothing is his fault and that his Asperger's excuses everything. CWC bails him out, but Asperchu demands an apology for being left to wait THREE HOURS at the police station. Asperchu is thrown from their tower, landing on Sammy, and the liberators of CWCville go back to searching for survivors from the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. They recover Saramah Chu, who is somehow still alive. Christian Weston Chandler says that the seven Chaos Pickles are &amp;quot;artifacts of supreme power and energy&amp;quot;, and that they have attached themselves to seven &amp;quot;avatars&amp;quot; in order to remain stable in this universe. It is revealed that Asperchu, CWC, Wesli Chu, Saramah Chu and Sonichu are five of the avatars, and two are unknown. Also, Rocky is revealed to the reader to be one of the MIPS. Chris decides to lead a unit to retrieve Sonichu's Pickle. Heaven and Lisa kidnap Asperchu and bring him to Dean Waltz in a bid to retrieve the information that Metal Asperchu gave to the MIPS. Sonichu feels ecstatic after his Pickle is activated. When Chris, Rosechu and Julie come to speak to him, he has them imprisoned; Sonichu seems to have become insane. Meanwhile, Asperchu attacks the Dean with his Asperhameha, and is arrested again. Max and Jivin visit him. Jimmy Hill, King of Molvanîa, is enraged by his daughter Julie's capture, and plans to rescue her.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of &amp;quot;Rocky&amp;quot;.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of GAMe PLACe kids, Gerald Grant.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #8&lt;br /&gt;
|''Trial by fire!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu unwisely hires Yawning Squirtle to defend him. The jury consists of Reginald Sneasel, Layla Flaaffy, DJ Jamsta, Lolisa Rosechu, Bullet-Time Montgomery, Blazebob Sonichu, Chloe Rosechu and the clerk from Issue 0, while Lewis Croagunk prosecutes. Squirtle makes the feeble counter-defense that Snyder was planning to break into Asperchu's house, pour Wite-Out on his playing cards and wipe his hard drive, but has nothing to back this allegation up with. Sonichu appears as witness, and says that Asperchu is innocent. &amp;quot;Rocky&amp;quot; convinces Asperchu to dismiss his lawyer and represent himself. Sonichu and Asperchu begin a pointless argument as to who is &amp;quot;true and honest&amp;quot;, and Sonichu freaks out and flees the courtroom. Jimmy Hill breaks into the courtroom and retrieves his daughter Julie. Asperchu receives life imprisonment. Sonichu appears to have absorbed too much of Ian's personality, and is thrown from Fort Grosse by Argentum.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Lewis Croagunk, Reginald Sneasel, Layla Flaaffy, DJ Jamsta, Lolisa Rosechu, Chloe Rosechu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Last appearance of Bullet-Time Montgomery, Blazebob Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #F&lt;br /&gt;
| '' Three guesses what the F stands for...''&lt;br /&gt;
| Argentum has sent Chris, Sonichu, Sinestro and Bionic to bizarre worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
*Chris sees a perfect Sonichu facing CWC-Botnik, whom he easily kills. Chris realizes that this is not the real Sonichu, as he has no idea who Benny Chu (from ''Asperchu'' #0A) was.&lt;br /&gt;
*A now-mobile Bionic finds himself the beloved son of a &amp;quot;Rollin' and Trollin'&amp;quot;-style Ian Brandon Anderson. Chris releases him from the fantasy world.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sinestro is met by Naitsirhc, who brings him to Slaweel. Sinestro realizes that all this is false. Mary offers him the sixth and seventh Chaos Pickle, but Sinestro realizes that it's an illusion. He punches a hole in reality and goes to meet CWC. The avatars of the final two Pickles emerge: Megan and Lovely Weather. Argentum goes to seek the other avatars.&lt;br /&gt;
*The diseased Sonichu struggles through a strange forest to confront the deceased Mitch Chu, who reminds Sonichu of all the evil he did in Ian's name. Sonichu becomes completed possessed by Ian's essence, becoming... Chris-Chan Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, in the real world, Asperchu finds prison life difficult - he is attacked by a Skullmaster and almost raped by a Poliwrath, but saved by Gumby, who decides to protect him and teach him to be a Christian. Asperchu rewrites the Bible as ''Asperchoso''. Gumby then introduces Asperchu to Jesus Himself, but Asperchu isn't very interested. Asperchu and Gumby escape the other prisoners by jumping into ''Asperchoso''. Once there, Asperchoso shoots Gumby in the shins, and Asperchu escapes the book. Poliwrath becomes a devotee of Asperchoso, and Asperchu erases Gumby from the Book, killing him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and Julie arrive to break Asperchu out of prison, in order to protect him and his Chaos Pickle from Argentum.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, Bionic creates a holographic version of the Ian who loves him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Lovely Weather.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of CWC-Botnik, Skullmaster, Krang, Blaziken, Poliwrath, Jesus, Asperchoso, various prisoners.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Gumby, Warden Clawdorf.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue Ten&lt;br /&gt;
|''It's time.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Issue Ten has begun with Asperchu describing &amp;quot;LITTLE BIG AUTISM&amp;quot;, in which he talks of [[Asperger's syndrome]] in ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''. He awakes on Julie's airship and the coalition aims to defeat Argentum.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Groovan.''&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ ''Asperchu'' site]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia](Site down)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Fan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fan art]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
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		<title>Asperchu/Background</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: /* Jivin Pickles */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:''This article is about &amp;quot;Asperchu&amp;quot;, a very well-thought-out webcomic.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;For Chris's views and such and all that, see [[Asperchu]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|rejection]], tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love. Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic [[Wikipedia:Bizarro World|bizzaro]] [[Chris]].|An anon on [[/cwc/]], summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I detest &amp;quot;Asperchu&amp;quot;, because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a [[Sonichu]] with [[aspergers]], which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like [[autism]], then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 24]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:AsperchuFanArt.png|thumb|That's right, '''Asperchu''' is so popular, it's fan art that has received fan art of itself]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''The Amazing Asperchu''''' (also called ''Asperchu: The Amazing Tales'' and ''The Spectacular Asperchu'') is a [[parody]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' detailing the zany misadventures of [[Asperchu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] with [[Asperger syndrome]]. It can be read [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ here].&lt;br /&gt;
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''Asperchu'' pokes fun at everything that makes [[Chris]]'s ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic series what it is. Unlike ''Sonichu'', where everyone praises Chris for what he's done, the same cannot be said for Asperchu, whose descent into the same giant prick that Chris has become has the entire supporting cast detest him. Another thing that has earned the ire of Chris is its tablet-drawn style - this is, more or less, a delusional thing for Chris, who [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|believes that it doesn't have the same &amp;quot;character&amp;quot;]] as [[Chris and art|his paper-and-pencil-drawn pages]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Protagonists==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Asperchu===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The Good, Godly, STRAIGHT Asperchu]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu is a high-functioning Electric/Asperger's Hedgehog Pokémon. He has no Electric-type attacks; however, his Asperger's-type attacks do double damage against Autistic-type Pokémon. His strongest attack is the ''Asperhameha'', which hits his target with a blast of furious energy and can leave them confused and prone to developing [[mental block]]s of their own.&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu lives in Minnesota with his grandparents, Grandma Snorlax and Grandpa Alzheichu; his father went out to get a case of beer and promised to be right back, although this was some time in late [[2003]] and he hasn't been seen since. When not working hard on [[YouTube]] videos, he prefers to relax by playing video games on his [[Xbox 360]] or hanging out with his joy-boys at the mall food court. He attends [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Normandale Community College]] with his two best joy-boys, Max and Jivin. However, Asperchu's adventures and his recent state of mind has made him forget this detail and he has missed 195 days of school.&lt;br /&gt;
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He is currently on a [[Love Quest]] to obtain a [[gal-pal]] whom he can build into a [[sweetheart from the ground up]]. His standards for a gal-pal are not terribly stringent, although he will not abide gingers or tolerate those who do. He eventually met and fell in love with Dixie Chu, beginning his Dix Quest to win her heart. Having been rejected, though, Asperchu has been spending most of his time absorbed in video games and won't go anywhere without his Xbox Portable. As well, Asperchu has an incredible dislike for [[slow-in-the-mind]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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For a long time, Asperchu's hope for his Love Quest was to be able to finally have his dream-daughter Asperia, which later became unnecessary when he traveled back in time and met the [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] of the past. Both of them drank the [[semen|Special Fanta Brew]] that created [[Sonichu]] in the past; when Asperchu returned to the present, he found that he too was pregnant and defecated out a deformed monster, naming it &amp;quot;Asperia&amp;quot;. While at first ecstatic to have her, he later grew bored of taking care of her and tried leaving her in the care of his grandma while he continued playing video games. Asperia was killed by [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Currently, Asperchu is being manipulated by a squirrel-creature calling itself &amp;quot;[[Rocky]]&amp;quot;, telling Asperchu that he need never take responsibility for his actions. Unbeknownst to Asperchu, &amp;quot;Rocky&amp;quot; is one of the mysterious [[Man in the Pickle Suit|MIPS]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It has been revealed that the source of Asperchu's powers is the Chaos Pickle of Diligence, though Asperchu believed that he was [[GodJesus]]'s next prophet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asperchu is, of course, based on [[Christian Weston Chandler]]; his overweight appearance and clothing precisely emulate Chris's, and Asperchu's goatee is from Chris's [[Rollin' and Trollin']] phase. Asperchu's mannerisms are also directly copied from Chris, especially the [[ego]], narcissism, self-entitlement, and fixation on the [[Love Quest]]. Also, Asperchu's saga parallels Chris's descent into madness, with early issues focusing on Asperchu's fairly-innocent and [[naïve]] Love Quest, and later issues showing him to be just as big a [[duck|prick]] as Chris has become. It even goes as far as to hypothesize what Chris would do with a child if his wish came true: reasonably, he would get tired of said child and neglect to take care of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonichu===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TheOtherAsperchu.jpg|thumb|150px|Asperchu's bestest joy-boy Sonichu, who eventually got his own spin-off comic due to the popularity of Asperchu]] &lt;br /&gt;
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The brother, hetero-life mate, and STRAIGHT joy-boy of Asperchu, with whom he is engaged in an everlasting, STRAIGHT bromance. Or at least he ''was''...&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sonichu]] shows up from time to time to assist Asperchu in his adventures and in defeating the villainous forces of the [[Troll]] Lords. Even if there aren't any villains to fight or adventures to be had, however, Sonichu and Asperchu just can't stand to be apart for long, so occasionally they will meet up for a [[Homos|late night snuggling rendezvous]]. He is currently running for the office of District Attorney of [[Virginia]], on a vigorous platform of promoting both gay rights and recognition of [[Asperger's Syndrome]] as a component of the Autism Spectrum. Or at least he ''did...''&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu was created in [[1999]] by Ian Brandon Anderson through an unholy mixture of human and Chu semen with Fanta. At first, Ian was overjoyed at having a son of his own, especially one who'd be a loyal and true son, unlike [[Bionic]]. However, Ian got bored of trying to raise Sonichu, especially when it got into his video game playing time. Casting him into a raft, Sonichu floated down the river until he was found by the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, who raised Sonichu as his own son. When Ian Brandon Anderson took over [[CWCVille]], Sonichu was forced to be married off to [[Rosechu]], only for him and the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]] to revolt. Arriving in ALBVille, he and the rest of the Chaotic Combo fought to free CWCVille from Ian's grips. However, the release of Metal Asperchu would change all that as he would slaughter most of the Combo. When Sonichu went to confront Ian at last, Metal Asperchu made short work of him, lopping off his right arm. When Asperchu, Max and Jivin returned from the past, Asperchu revealed off-handedly that Ian was his father. Sonichu went on a quest to find the truth, only to end up with Mitch Chu dead. When Christian told Sonichu the truth, it drove Sonichu insane. He hunted down Ian as he was kidnapping Asperia and blew out his kneecaps, accidentally killing Asperia. Being captured by Bionic again, he provoked Sonichu into killing Ian for good. As a gift, he grafted Ian's arm where Sonichu's once was. When Argentum was released, he teleported Asperchu and Sonichu to the time when the [[4-Cent_Garbage]] Center was destroyed, only for the hedgehog to tear apart the place. When Sonichu returns to the present, Sonichu attempts to call Asperchu a monster, but he feels himself unworthy of Chris's love and runs away.&lt;br /&gt;
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While in self-imposed exile in Molvanîa, he finds himself possessed by the soul of Ian and, in fear, runs to Bionic for help. When Bionic can't help him, the two rescue Sinestro from his prison. However, not even Sinestro understands Sonichu's odd transformation, his fur turning blue, his eyes taking Ian's [[heterochromia]] styling, [[Obesity|his cholesterol level skyrocketing]] and wanting to play the [[PS3]] for 5 to 9 hours.&lt;br /&gt;
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In an alternate universe of sorts, Sonichu is shown as an actual [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]-like character fighting an evil madman named [[Robotnik|CWC-Botnik]].&lt;br /&gt;
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At the end of Issue #F, Sonichu is no more, taken over by Ian's personality, becoming the dreaded ... '''Chris-Chan Sonichu'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Max===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Max.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Asperchu's plucky, polyurethane sidekick]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Close friend of Asperchu and Jivin. He is always a True, Caring friend who only ever looks out for his joy-boys. He is composed of 80% memory foam and is capable of absorbing the properties and attacks of other people by temporarily ingesting them. His transformations include [[Wikipedia:Guido|Guido]], [[Wikipedia:Waffen SS|Waffen SS]], [[Niggos|2Pac]] and Yellow Devil.&lt;br /&gt;
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At the funeral for the Chaotic Combo, it's revealed that Max is also a Christian minister.&lt;br /&gt;
*Max is a completely original character and is not derived from [[Wikipedia:Kirby (character)|any source]] other than Alec Benson Leary's own imagination.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Jivin Pickles===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jivin.jpg|thumb|150px|Aww, shit son, Asperchu just got GANGSTA all up in here]] &lt;br /&gt;
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The son of a prominent cucumber farmer, Jivin is Asperchu's [[Niggos|black]] best friend who is black. He is keen to assist Asperchu in his [[Love Quest]], although some speculate it is merely an excuse for him to pursue his own personal Fuck Quest, as his attitude toward [[sweethearts]], while enthusiastic, appears less than wholesome at times. Instead of [[Christmas]], Jivin celebrates [[Wikipedia:Kwanzaa|Kwanzaa]]. Asperchu has suggested that he possibly does not realize Jivin is black. The Pickles family are the guardians of one of the seven Chaos Pickles.&lt;br /&gt;
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Jivin is a fan-favorite on Asperpedia that has received his own sub-episode[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/comics/pl/21069], as well as two cameos in Isabel Monday's comic ''[[Fan:Capering Berries|Capering Berries]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Groovan===&lt;br /&gt;
Close friend of Max, Asperchu and Jivin. ''Asperchu'' issue Ten claims that they have always been friends.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Villains==&lt;br /&gt;
===Ian Brandon Anderson===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:IBAasperchu.png|thumb|150px|left|The evil and deceitful IAN BRANDON SOMETHING]] &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Ian]] believes himself to be the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler, but is instead a [[fat]], insane manchild. Ian rules [[CWCville]] through a totalitarian and Nazi-like regime, although the CWCville People's Liberation Front (CPLF) constantly fights against his oppression. He forced women in middle school and older into prostitution as a perverse form of &amp;quot;[[Dating Education|sexual education]]&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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This recently changed after Ian's lengthy absence, leading to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Mayorshack Tito]]'s takeover and the return of justice to CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
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If he doesn't get his way, he uses his [[Megatron Pistol|Transformers gun]] to silence anyone who questions his delusions. Ian attempted to murder Christian to prove that he was the real Chris-chan, and also attempted to murder the &amp;quot;parodic&amp;quot; Sonichus before being set on fire by Metal Asperchu and losing his Transformers gun, where it passes hands until it is given away by Noir Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[1999]], Ian had created Bionic, but quickly lost interest in him as the hedgehog attempted to win over his love. Fired from his job at [[Wendy's]] by [[Giovanni]], Ian discovered Asperchu and quickly became friends with him. He introduced him to his [[gal-pals]] [[Ivy]] and [[Megan]] before encountering his future self. The two fought and the younger Ian proved victorious. He attempted to have sex with the two before Megan tazered him. Trapped by the foppish Principal Blaziken, Bionic came to his aid, but Ian mistook Asperchu for the hero, breaking his creation in the process. He invites Asperchu to his house where he convinces Asperchu to surrender some of his [[comeuppance]] to create the Special Fanta Brew. Summoning [[Beel|Satan]] to his house after drinking the cup with their comeuppance, he has him use his satanic powers to turn them into a Sonichu inside his stomach. The younger Ian would encounter the older Ian, forcing the two to attack with their [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s, leading to Bionic being rendered how he is now. Disgusted by Bionic's perceived failure, Ian abandoned Bionic and, ten weeks later, gave birth to Sonichu. The birth, however, left his [[duck]] bent at a horrible angle. He later abandoned Sonichu since taking care of him took away from his time playing video games, so he sent him on a raft hoping that he'd raise himself to become the son he wanted without putting any effort into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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When the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler disappeared, Ian initiated a coup on CWCville, quickly gaining control. As the Asperchu series shares the same universe as ''[[Simonchu]]'' and ''[[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]]'', it is said that he was able to con the people into thinking he was the true Christian Weston Chandler. In short order, Ian ravaged the city, destroyed it's commerce center and driven or killed 70% of its population, placing the remaining citizens under martial law.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, Ian reappeared, seeking to aid in the rescue of Asperchu, only to encounter the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler and be sat on fire by Metal Asperchu. Through various conversations, we learned that Ian had raped a number of Rosechu as well as Mitch Chu. When Metal Asperchu attacked, Ian took up a Son-Chu and battled it out, nearly winning until the robot took advantage of damage Simonchu inflicted. When the robot activated a time warp, he was tossed into the past and beaten by his past self. He attempted to fight again, only to encounter Max. He completely ignores Max's impassioned plea to stop fighting and races back to his house, encountering his younger self and set off the chain of events that would shunt him back into the present, where Metal Asperchu awaited. For a time, Ian was Bionic's prisoner, utterly unable to remember who he was. When Sonichu broke into his cell in an attempt to learn the truth of his past, Ian told him a fake story, only to be rejected by Sonichu. He attempted to escape with Sonichu, only to be captured in the process, passing out until the real Chris rescued everyone. Upon learning of Asperia, Ian sought to take her away because he feels that she is actually his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. Upon attempting to spirit away Asperia, Sonichu blows out his kneecaps (accidentally killing Asperia) and is captured by Bionic. Bionic then uses the mentally unstable Sonichu to butcher his father. Ian finally meets his end with Sonichu's axe and Bionic's gun. As a reward, [[Metal Gear Solid|Bionic grafts Ian's right arm onto Sonichu's stump in place of the one he lost in Issue 3.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the soul of Ian lives on within Sonichu and whenever he takes over, he causes Sonichu's eyes to take its heterochromic styling.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]] is a version of Chris based on the [[Liquid Chris]] saga. Ian's appearance is a direct parody of Chris. Ian's death mirrors that of the deaths of Evan, Sean, and Mao in [[Sonichu 10]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bionic the Hedgehog===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bionicc.jpg|thumb|149px|Why don't you love me, father?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Ian Brandon Anderson's hedgehog creation. In 1999, Bionic was a jovial and [[homos|gay]] creature who encountered Jivin, Asperchu and Max after their time slip. They learned that he had sought to win Ian's love as the manchild slowly lost interest in other stuff other than [[ego|himself]] and [[china|women]]. When Bionic rescued Ian from Principal Blaziken, Ian mistook Asperchu as his savior and scolded Bionic, which broke him. Rescued by Jivin, but apparently lost his ability to speak (most likely swallowed his tongue), Bionic attempted to return to Ian, only to watch as his older self and younger self prepared to fire a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha on each other. Bionic saved an unwitting Asperchu from getting struck, only to be hit by the blasts. Losing an arm and being badly burned and scarred, Ian abandons him for his Sonichu. He attempts to get a job at McDonald's, but he is rejected by Robotnik. Rejected by his father and other lower forms, Bionic plots burning revenge against Ian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, Metal Asperchu would find him wheelchair-bound in a [[Wikipedia:Dr. Wily|Dr. Wily-esque]] fortress. Bionic gave Metal Asperchu a Chaos Pickle as a sign of goodwill, then had him go after certain targets and kill them. Robotnik was first, killed for rejecting Bionic from McDonald's. Ian was the second target. When Metal Asperchu used the Chaos Pickles to create the time warp, he watched with joy as another robotic figure emerged. He finally managed to capture his father Ian Brandon Anderson (who forgot that Bionic was his first son and mistook him for another Sonichu parody), as well as his brother Sonichu. When the real Chris arrives to rescue Sonichu, he kills Mitch in cold blood before escaping.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bionic returns and seemingly reveals his true master plan: by driving Sonichu insane through the revelation of his true parentage, he uses the broken Electric Hedgehog Pokémon to murder Ian Brandon Anderson; in essence, turning his favorite son against him. His plans for the body of the dead Asperia is currently unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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He attempted to help Sonichu with his strange transformation, but Sonichu stopped him and Sinestro, feeling this new form is much better. He is later called in to be a judge for Asperchu's trial.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bionic's condition is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:Christopher Pike|Christopher Pike]], the first captain of ''Star Trek's USS Enterprise'', with the exception that Bionic could still talk while Pike could only respond with light. His judge outfit resembles that worn by [[Wikipedia:Q (Star Trek)|Q]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'' series premiere, &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Encounter at Farpoint|Encounter at Farpoint]]&amp;quot; and again in the finale,  &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:All Good Things...|All Good Things...]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Similarly, Bionic's crippled body, mobile life support system, mechanized speech, distorted eyes, and general air of malevolent mystery could be based on [[Wikipedia:Davros|Davros]], one of the main villains on ''[[Wikipedia:Doctor Who|Doctor Who]].''&lt;br /&gt;
*Also, Bionic's base is based off a [[dream]] Chris mentioned about people being killed in a &amp;quot;[[Mailbag_39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|SKULL-SHAPED]]&amp;quot; factory.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Metal Asperchu===&lt;br /&gt;
Metal Asperchu was to be Sinestro's ultimate tool in finding the seven Chaos Pickles, but refused to follow his orders and proceeded to seek the Chaos Pickles on his own. Metal attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion to guide his quest, then brutally murdered three of the five members of the Chaotic Combo. &lt;br /&gt;
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From there he goes and forms an alliance with the severely crippled Bionic the Hedgehog, doing random tasks like blowing up fast [[McDonald's|food restaurants]] and killing [[Robotnik|Teddy Roosevelt]]. Bionic then orders the robot to bring him Christian Weston Chandler as his final task. He confronts Ian and attempts to kill him, only to be damaged in the process. He uses the four Pickles he gathered to take a new form and banish Ian, Asperchu, Max and Jivin to another time. When the four return, Metal Asperchu has taken up a new form and easily captures Ian. After obtaining the fifth Chaos Pickle, he decides to hold off on number six until he can unlock his full database. Confronting Sinestro, he learns the truth of the fourth directive, then releases Yellow Devil, Cthulu Chu and Bubastis Chu before imprisoning Sinestro in one of the tubes. After killing Cthulu Chu, he figures out the secret of the Fourth Directive and forces Sinestro to watch his work finally unfold. However, after the creation of Argentum and his subsequent turning, Metal Asperchu has gone into a massive blue screen of death. Soon after, WesLi Chu gives Metal Asperchu a disk and he begins scanning seven individuals who are part of the Anchuent Prophecy. He scans Asperchu, WesLi Chu, Sonichu, Chris and two others (presumably Alzheichu and Dino Dash) before the heroes attack him in his attempt to get the last one. He kills Noir Chu and Aspercream and defeats many of the heroes before Alzheichu stabs him with Chris's knife, briefly causing him to go haywire and explode, destroying him and finally releasing the Chaos Pickles. &lt;br /&gt;
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* Based on [[Metal Sonichu]] who in turn is based on Metal Sonic.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other villains===&lt;br /&gt;
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;Sinestro&lt;br /&gt;
As the apparent leader of the trolls, Sinestro has attempted to create numerous clones of Asperchu in order to find the seven Chaos Pickles, including Metal Asperchu and Noir Chu. Lisa and Dino Dash have been at his command from the very beginning, and he has convinced John to join him as well. After activating and losing Metal Asperchu, Sinestro has found himself pushed aside as the main villain before being locked up completely by his own creation. He was recently rescued by Sonichu and Bionic in an attempt to cure Sonichu's odd transformation.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sinestro's name comes from a [[Wikipedia:Sinestro|comic-book villain]], while his appearance is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Excel_Saga_characters#Il_Palazzo|Il Palazzo]] of ''[[Excel Saga]]'' (whose appearance was also copied by Chris for the character [[ScotPalazzo]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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;Lisa&lt;br /&gt;
A girl who attends Normandale Community College. Asperchu took a fancy to her, and worked up the courage to ask her on a date for some fine dining and pleasant conversation at the local Burger King and she agreed. However, her plan all along was to steal his Asperchu Medallion and lower his Heart Level. Although Asperchu later defeated her in battle, she still succeeded in both goals. She appears to be in the employ of Sinestro, to whom she delivered the Medallion. She has recently returned in an attempt to find and retrieve a disk that had been used by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
*Lisa most closely resembles Chris's ex-sweetheart [[Blanca]]. As with Lisa, Blanca pretended to be interested in Chris in order to steal his medallion. Her asking him out on a fake date is based on the acts of proto-troll [[Hanna]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;John and Kendra&lt;br /&gt;
John (YouTube handle: '''GJ-Radar''', &amp;quot;GJ&amp;quot; presumably standing for [[GodJesus]]) is a born-again Baptist from rural Texas; he and his fiancée '''Kendra''' traveled to Minnesota after becoming aware of Asperchu's YouTube rants, which they deemed sacrilegious and sinful. John confronted Asperchu and demanded that he overcome his hypocrisy; Asperchu responded by challenging him to a YouTube Godstar Challenge to prove who the real Christian was. John was declared to be the one true Christian, while Asperchu was declared a fraud. Asperchu subsequently stole John's own crucifix necklace and used it to power his Jesus-hameha attack, which hit and injured Kendra when she intervened. Sinestro approached John, offering to heal Kendra in return for his services.&lt;br /&gt;
* Based off the [[Singstar Challenge]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. John and Kendra most likely represent [[Liquid]] and [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Dino Dash/Clyde Cash&lt;br /&gt;
Dino Dash (called Clyde Cash in later issues) is the guido who kidnapped Jonas Chu in order to impersonate him at the Guitar Hero championship and abduct Dixie Chu as part of Sinestro's plan to obtain the seven Chaos Pickles. He is the strongest and most cunning of Sinestro's pawns.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dino Dash is based on [[Clyde Cash]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Count Plot Cohesuon&lt;br /&gt;
Count Plot Cohesuon is the mysterious force that may be behind Sinestro's search for the Chaos Pickles. He is not fond of ''dei ex machina''.&amp;lt;!--plural of &amp;quot;deus ex machina&amp;quot;--&amp;gt; According to Alec's comments on Issue 5E, Plot Cohesuon is Count Graduon's cousin and he's also dead, having used his powers on himself in an accident.&lt;br /&gt;
*Count Plot Cohesuon is a parody of [[Count Graduon]] from the original Sonichu comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Silvana Rosechu&lt;br /&gt;
The evil, hermaphroditic Rosechu from the Sonichu series. Even more evil and cunning, she appears to work for Ian Brandon Anderson. She murders Bubbles and Magi-Chan, then lures Asperchu towards Ian, where's she's forced to become [[Meg Griffin]] for Ian's pleasure. She also has a noticeable bulge.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Yellow Devil&lt;br /&gt;
A leftover from Dr. Wily's usage, the Yellow Devil now works for Bionic, capturing Sonichu and Ian as they attempt to escape. It crushes Mitch Chu's legs, smacks Jivin around and fights Max before he is defeated by the real Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on the [[List_of_Mega_Man_characters#Bio-Devil|Yellow Devil]] from the ''Megaman'' game series.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Asperchu's family===&lt;br /&gt;
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;Grandpa Alzheichu&lt;br /&gt;
Asperchu's grandfather, an [[racist|old-fashioned]] Sonichu who spends most of his time sitting in his armchair and watching television. He also likes to make Asperchu do [[stress]]ful chores around the house. Alzheichu is married to Grandma Snorlax. Alzheichu sacrifices himself to stop Metal Asperchu's assault.&lt;br /&gt;
*Alzheichu is based on [[Bob Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Grandma Snorlax&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu's grandmother. Spends all of her time sleeping in the backyard. Snorlax is married to Alzheichu. Lost her left foot due to Asperia's hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Snorlax|Snorlax]]&amp;quot; is the nickname given to [[Barbara Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Asperia Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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The future daughter of Asperchu, as foretold by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] in a dream. Asperia Chu is definitely not a ginger. Asperia finally became a reality as a side effect of Past Chris's plans to become pregnant with Sonichu. When Asperchu craps her out in the present, he fails to realize what a disfigured abomination she really is. Asperchu quickly gets bored of her and, instead of taking care of her, stuffs her in the fridge or leaves her with sleeping Grandma Snorlax.&lt;br /&gt;
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In one of Asperchu's daydreams of Asperia, she's seen wearing a bikini top and a thong underneath a skirt. This is likely mirroring Chris's [[pedofork]] tendencies. He also describes her as &amp;quot;the pinnacle of his existence&amp;quot;, attributing to his own narcissism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sadly, Asperia is the latest victim of Ian Brandon Anderson's evils. Having been kidnapped by the madmanchild, she is accidentally killed by a vengeful Sonichu in his attempts to get back at him. However, Bionic recovers her body, and it is heavily implied he has plans for her since he sympathizes with having a neglectful father.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asperia Chu is based on [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]. As with Crystal, her name is a feminine version of her &amp;quot;father's.&amp;quot; Also, Asperia's [[Wikipedia:Alien (creature in Alien franchise)|&amp;quot;Alien&amp;quot; appearance]] may be a jab at the [[Sonee and Rosey]] designs which have horrified many.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)|The Chaotic Combo]]===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Wild Sonichu''' is the leader of the Chaotic Combo and Simonchu's gay lover. Despises Asperchu's desire to win back Dixie Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Angelica Rosechu''' uses her wings and her faith in GodJesus to help her fight the forces of evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Punchy Sonichu''' is the master of the &amp;quot;anshuent Chinaman martial arts.&amp;quot; He has a very noticeable accent due to his ethnicity.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Bubbles Rosechu''' is the entirely useless member who just hangs out with the group. She is extremely [[retarded|slow-in-the-mind]] and is prone to injuring herself.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Magi-Chan Sonichu''' uses his psychic powers to aid the Chaotic Combo. Magi-Chan is able to locate any person by going into a five-and-a-half hour trance. He also likes to go on long walks in the park and [[Mass debate]] to videos of Simonchu and Wild's Honeymoon. He also seems to have a thing for Simonchu as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wild, Angelica and Punchy were all brutally murdered by Metal Asperchu. Bubbles and Magi-Chan are later murdered by Silvana.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Christian Weston Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RealcwcAsperchu.png|thumb|150px|The TRUE and HONEST CWC (also the true and honest medallion)]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu's father and creator, Christian is the hero of CWCville, always willing to risk his life and do what is necessary for the greater good. He helped to reform CWCville after the war with Albville under the reign of his father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert &amp;quot;The Lumberjack&amp;quot; Chandler]] and restored peace before Ian's hostile takeover. After assisting Asperchu's assault on Sinestro's castle, Christian left to pursue Ian Brandon Anderson.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Issue 4, it's revealed that he raised Sonichu since as far back as he could remember, and trained him how to fight and WHEN to fight. However, during the time travel episode, Asperchu shed's light on the mayors past that puts Sonichu's biological parentage in doubt. The hedgehog now seeks Chris to try to find out the truth of his parentage. Instead, Chris finds them, rescuing them from Bionic, though not before Bionic kills Mitch. It is revealed in Issue 5 that Chris found Sonichu abandoned in a cardboard box and raised the Hedgehog Pokémon to be the creature who he was now.&lt;br /&gt;
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It's been revealed that Chris is the avatar of the Chaos Pickle of Patience.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Christian Chandler is based on [[Liquid Chris]]. The knife he carries is based on [[Sonichu Special 4]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Argentum===&lt;br /&gt;
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The end result of Metal Asperchu's experiments, it is the Asperchu clone that has its fourth directive unlocked. It has the ability to warp space time and seems to be capable of feeding of the pain of others.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Argentum's design is a mixture of the Pokémon [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] and Sonic the Hedgehog character [[Wikipedia:Silver the Hedgehog|Silver the Hedgehog]]. His name is Latin for &amp;quot;silver&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other characters===&lt;br /&gt;
;Heaven Fatterton&lt;br /&gt;
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Lisa's accomplice and a fat ginger. She pretends to be Lisa during Asperchu's date so that she can steal the Asperchu medallion while Lisa films the date for blackmail. When her wig falls of, Asperchu is to dense to realize she's a phony and instead thinks there's two Lisas when the real Lisa shows up. Heaven has a thinner, bustier sister named Hortense who was killed by [[Bob Chandler]] for getting close to Chris-Chan.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Mitch Sonichu|Mitch Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu's cousin. He's a [[Homos|gay]] hairstylist, and his catch-phrase is &amp;quot;Razzle-dazzle&amp;quot;. When problems arose during Metal Asperchu's attack, Sonichu called in Mitch to watch over Jivin and his dad, who were attacked by the robot. He ended up giving Jivin a new hairdo. Later he helps reform Asperchu clone Noir Chu by having him volunteer at an Albville soup hotel. In issue 3, it is implied that Ian raped Mitch when he was a Sonee. He also has two fathers. In Issue 4, he agrees to join Sonichu on his quest to find his real father. When he attempts to rescue Sonichu from Bionic's clutches, his legs are crushed by the Yellow Devil, pinned to a wall crucifix-style, then shot through the chest before the real Chris can save him. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mitch also appears as Sonichu's guide through the wonderful world of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]] in ''[[Fan: Sonichu Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Mitch Chu is based on [[Mitch Sonichu]], Chris's take on Asperchu's &amp;quot;EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER&amp;quot; in [[Sonichu 10]]. He was made into a gay stylist as a logical conclusion to said makeover.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Simonchu&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although [[Simonchu]] stars in his own comic series, he appears in Asperchu as the bisexual lover of Wild Sonichu. Metal Asperchu attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion. He is rendered grief-stricken when Metal Asperchu killed Wild, allowing him to be taken advantage of by Rosechu. In Issue 4, Simonchu agrees to join Sonichu in trying to find his real father.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Dixie Chu&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The girl of Asperchu's dreams. Dixie been dating Jonas Chu and is disgusted by Asperchu, but that fact hasn't kept Asperchu from pursuing her. Asperchu has dedicated his life to obtaining &amp;quot;Dix&amp;quot; as his sweetheart. She recently returned to testify against Asperchu in his trial&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Dixie Chu is based off a number of Chris's [[gal-pals]], but is probably more centered on [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Jonas Chu&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Asperchu's rival for the heart of Dixie Chu. Asperchu first met Jonas Chu at the Brass Dragon, where, in preparation for the Guitar Hero championship, they competed for the right to be Dixie Chu's boyfriend. Jonas beat Asperchu, but only by &amp;quot;cheating&amp;quot; by playing on Hard mode, which Asperchu had not yet mastered. Jonas was then kidnapped so that Dino Dash could replace him in the tournament and abduct Dixie.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He escaped over a week later by chewing through his handcuffs. Jonas followed Max and Jivin to Sinestro's castle, where he was reunited with his love.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* May have been based off the events from [[CWC More Than A Feeling]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. His waistcoast and name derive from the [[Wikipedia:Jonas brothers|Jonas brothers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Denubius King&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His only appearance is in the Jivin sub-episode. He is a [[niggo|black]] kingpin in pimp attire and carries a pimp cane with an afro on it, called the &amp;quot;Staff of Suffrage&amp;quot;. He kidnaps Jivin's father and tries to steal the Pickles family farm to get his hands on the Chaos Pickle they're guarding, but is foiled by Jivin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Bullet-Time Montgomery.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
First appeared in the Jivin Sub-Episode. He works for Denubius King and is a crack-shot with a revolver. Denubius orders him to kill Jivin, but Jivin knocks him out with &amp;quot;Deus ex BLACKina&amp;quot;. He later reappears as a juror at Asperchu's trial.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu's sweetheart. She is seen comforting Simonchu at the funeral for Wild, Punchy and Angelica. Jivin is shown to have sexual fantasies of her. After the funeral, she tells Simonchu that she [[pickle|can satisfy his needs]], which pisses off Magi-Chan. Rosechu later confronts Simonchu and seduces him. It's later revealed that Rosechu cheats on Sonichu all the time; she's also banged Punchy, Naitsirhc, and even Dino Dash. She is later used as a gamble chip to win back Sonichu, but it proves ineffective.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Rosechu's transgenderism parodies the constant call-out to Chris concerning Rosechu's gender, especially after events in the [[Mailbag]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Whispy Sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin. Appears at the Chaotic Combo's funeral, barely affected by his cousin's death. Despite being Oriental, Whispy speaks Spanish.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Larry D. Waltz&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Larry D. Waltz is the dean of Normandale Community College. He supplies Sinestro with [[niggos|an African-American]] in exchange for a mysterious disc. When the disk is later stolen by WesLi Chu, he appoints Lisa to get it back. He nearly gets his head taken off by one of Asperchu's Asper-Ha-Me-Has.&lt;br /&gt;
*Larry is based on [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and has a resemblance to [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Sitting Chu&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sitting Chu is the head of ALBville's only Soup Hotel. He welcomes those who need refuge with open arms, but he isn't beyond kicking people out, as he did with Asperchu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sitting Chu is based off of the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Jimarcus Chu&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A friend of Mitch Chu's. He was a veteran of the Jamaican war, and currently works at the Albville Soup hotel (they only need one) to help CWCville refugees. He's accepting of Noir Chu and helps him adjust, though he, too, is not thrilled by Asperchu's self-centeredness.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jimarcus Chu is loosely based on [[Inos]] and his physical appearance is based off of [http://www.grandtheftwiki.com/Little_Jacob Little Jacob]. His name is derived from [[Wikipedia:Jamaica|Jamaica]] and [[Wikipedia:Marcus Garvey|Marcus Garvey]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Doctor Robotnik]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It seems that the once-feared nemesis of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] has fallen on hard times, now working as a cashier at a [[McDonald's]]. He promptly kicks Asperchu out of the restaurant when he attempts to ''seriously'' pay for a $31 meal with food stamps worth $10. He is then killed by Metal Asperchu for his crimes against Bionic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Megan and Ivy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two of the younger Ian's [[gal-pals]]. When the younger Ian defeats his future self in pathetic combat, he attempts to have [[hanky panky]] only to be tazed by Megan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Megan and Ivy are based off of [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Ivy]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Principal Blaziken&lt;br /&gt;
The overly homosexual principal of Ian's high school. His actions lead Ian to call for help and is killed by Bionic, only for Ian to mistake Asperchu to be the hero.&lt;br /&gt;
* Principal Blaziken is based off [[Sonichu 10]]'s Marvey Blaziken and is reminiscent of the principal from Chris's elementary school.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Sammy]]&lt;br /&gt;
A hat-wearing, bespectacled individual resembling Chris. Rambles in [[Random-access humor|odd phrases]]. Metal Asperchu obliterates him and everything around him after getting the fifth Chaos Pickle. He later returns, alive and well, as a cushion for Asperchu's fall.&lt;br /&gt;
*While he is obviously modeled after [[Sammy]] from ''Sonichu'' (who was in turn a ripoff of [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]), he's also taken on some traits from ''Homestar Runner'' character Homsar, who wore a yellow bowler hat and spouted &amp;quot;word salads&amp;quot; and non-sequiturs (which turned out to simply be his native language), such as &amp;quot;All aboard the Gravy Train!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Bubastis Chu&lt;br /&gt;
Asperchu clone number 18. Originally just another extra for Sinestro's Forte Grosse, Bubastis Chu rose in popularity when she featured in Isabel Monday's [[Capering Berries]] in a spinoff comic. All of her comics are jokes based on the comic/film ''Watchmen'', and she generally annoys her two fathers Sinestro and Larry. Bubastis Chu and Cthulhu Chu are later released by Metal Asperchu in the Asperchu comics.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]&lt;br /&gt;
Has a brief cameo appearance during Ian's daydreams. According to her Asperpedia article, Ian, believing himself to be Chris, thought Crystal Weston Chandler was his sister. And being the massive [[Chris and ego|narcissist]] that he is, believed that his ideal partner was [[incest|his closest genetic match]]. Failing to seduce his faux-sister, he instead named his dream daughter after her. Believing Asperia was really Crystal, Ian became jealous of Asperchu. Like Asperia, she wears a [[Pedofork|thong]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Crystal is obviously based on his imaginary daughter, but in a humorous twist, looks like Chris's comic drawing of his sister. Thus, the circle of incest is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Mayorshack Tito&lt;br /&gt;
The new democratically-elected mayor of [[CWCville]] after the dethronement of Ian Brandon Anderson. Tito has been tremendously successful in restoring the city to its former glory, bringing life back to the desolate wasteland. Asperchu, for some reason, thinks he's [[niggo|black]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Mayorshack Tito is based on the troll [[Surfshack Tito]], who gets his name from Tito Makani Jr. of ''[[Wikipedia:Rocket Power|Rocket Power]]''. Mayorshack Tito's appearance is also based on Tito Makani Jr.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Noir Chu and Aspercream&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Noir.jpg|thumb|Noir is fed up with this shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Noir Chu was Sinestro's newest attempt to clone Asperchu by adding a black man named DeShaunn into the mix. However, DeShaunn's girlfriend jumped into the mixture with him and was turned into the rabbit Aspercream. Noir Chu would confront Asperchu and, confused by his memories, would be lead to the Albville Soup Hotel, where he would find his calling there. After being banished by Sinestro for losing Noir Chu, Aspercream ran off to Albville where she was reunited with Noir. When Sonichu ran off to find Ian, Noir Chu takes Asperchu to find and stop them, with Aspercream pleading not to get hurt, SOMEHOW knowing that it was Asperchu who got Magi-Chan killed. Both Noir Chu and Aspercream are wounded in Metal Asperchu's rampage, but survive.&lt;br /&gt;
* Noir Chu is based on [[Blake]]. Aspercream resembles [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Princess [[Julie]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of the members of the [[Molvanîa]]n Royal Family. She and the others have strong ties with the Rebels of CWCVille.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Princess Julie is based off of the infamous troll of the same name. Her design, however, is based off of [[Wikipedia: Bobby Hill|Bobby Hill]] of ''King of the Hill''.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Crackder]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of Ian's attempts at making sentient war machines. However, it is slow-in-the-mind, rambles off random-access humor and is against war. Asperchu hates him because he's a slow-in-the-mind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Crackder is based off of the Decepticon Chris created of the same name.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Yawning Squirtle]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We don't know how the hell he got off the [[Moon]], but he's off of it and still smoking it up. It was revealed that he was Mayorshack Tito's opponent in the CWCville elections, and currently works as an attorney. His hated rival is Lewis Croagunk, who opposed him in Asperchu's trial.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Mimms]] and Lucas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two patrons of the Brass Dragon. Mimms sports a wicked green 'fro.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Both Mimms and Lucas are based off of the CWC informants who frequented the GAMe PLACe. Lucas's design resembles that of [[Wikipedia:Lucas (Mother)|the character of the same name from the ''Mother'' series]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Rocky]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A mysterious squirrel with green antenna. He calls Asperchu &amp;quot;dum-dum&amp;quot; and tries to steer him in the opposite direction to make him blameless. In actuality, Rocky is MIPS 09, attempting to steer Asperchu into fulfilling the Anchuent Prophecy.&lt;br /&gt;
*While Rocky's design and speech resembles that of [[Wikipedia:Rocky the Flying Squirrel|Rocky the Flying Squirrel]] of the ''Rocky and Bullwinkle'' cartoons and [[Wikipedia:The Great Gazoo|The Great Gazoo]] of ''The Flintstones'', the creature is also a parody of [[Rocky Shoemaker]], Chris's pastoral counselor (although the real Rocky is not as indulgent as the ''Asperchu'' Rocky). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jimmy Hill]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ruler of Molvanîa and Princess Julie's father. Enjoys playing Pokémon trading-card games. When he finds out of Julie's capture, he opts to move out to save her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jimmy Hill resembles the old man used in the earlier Chris trolling schemes, but his mannerisms match more of Hank Hill of ''King of the Hill''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Lewis Croagunk&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The prosecutor for Asperchu's trial. It is revealed that he is old rivals with Yawning Squirtle and he seems to be a very competent lawyer. Oddly, for a Croagunk, he has a human's head.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Lewis Croagunk may be a parody of Chris's various court-based characters from ''Sonichu 10''.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Croagunk|Croagunk]] are a variety of [[Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Prison inmates&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A gathering of the biggest, baddest villains and other faces from various TV shows, including Skullmaster of ''Mighty Max'', Krang from the 1980s ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' cartoons, Tohru, Finn, and Ratso from ''Jackie Chan Adventures'', and an assortment of Pokémon (most notably a rapist Poliwrath). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Warden Clawdorf&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Warden of the prison Asperchu is locked up in. He's a real [[niggos|black]] [[duck|dick]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Clawdorf]] is [[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s archnemesis in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] who appears only in a silhouette, which inadvertently resembles a penis with arms. ''Asperchu'' Clawdorf parodies this.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Gumby&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of children's lovable creations was an inmate in the jail after accidentally killing a child inside a book. He had converted to Christianity and attempted to do so with Asperchu, but only got him to create his own Bible with him as the Son of God. He is wiped from existence after Asperchu leaves him inside his book.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Gumby|Gumby]] was a [[REAL Protest against the FAKE|C-L-A-Y]] character created by Art Clokey.&lt;br /&gt;
;Asperchoso&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Asperchu's avatar in his &amp;quot;Second Greatest Story Ever Told&amp;quot;. The paragon of manliness and a Son of God, he prevents others from getting girlfriends by blowing their kneecaps out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Asperchoso's name is derived from the Rabbichosos from [[Vivian Gee]]'s &amp;quot;[[The Girl Who Took Down The World]]&amp;quot; story. His actions are similar to Chris's in [[Sonichu Special 4]], when he blows Liquid Chris's kneecaps off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Poliwrath&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A hardened criminal who tried to [[rape|make Asperchu his bitch]] upon his arrival. However, after Asperchu and Gumby escaped into Asperchu's book, he quickly became a convert to Asperchu's &amp;quot;religion&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Poliwrath|Poliwrath]] are a variety of [[Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===4-Cent_Garbage Center residents===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Naitsirhc]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Naitsirhc has a brief cameo in the 4-Cent_Garbage Center that Argentum recreates. He is seen alongside [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. He attempts to get Sonichu to calm down, but ends up getting his neck snapped by the hedgehog.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Unbelievably, Naitsirhc in Asperchu looks ''[[Homos|even gayer]]'', as he sports earrings and crotchless chaps.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Mary Lee Walsh]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another one of the inhabitants of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. When Sonichu tears apart the building, she and Count Graduon go and unleash Joshua Martinez.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Mary's design in Asperchu borrows largely from ''[[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VIII|Final Fantasy VIII]]'' villain Ultimecia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]&lt;br /&gt;
Owner of the  4-Cent_Garbage Center. His appearance is identical to that in Sonichu. When he confronts ''Sonichu'', he is killed in the same manner Rosechu attacked him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Clyde Cash]]&lt;br /&gt;
Clyde makes a very brief cameo in Ian's dream in Issue 4, where he's demonstrating his dominance over said troll. It is likely this scene was inspired by [[:Image:325504_-_Chris-chan_clyde_cash.jpg|this piece of fanart.]] According to Asperpedia's article on Clyde, he, [[Brian Bash]] and Dino Dash were all part of an elite government task force at one point in the past. Clyde Cash makes another appearance, this time in the 4-Cent Garbage tower. When Plautistic captures Sonichu, Clyde and Jack go to finish Sonichu. Clyde is shown wearing Spider-Man's pants and boots and is able to shoot webbing from his hands.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Clyde's design is based off of the picture Chris found of Clyde (actually a photo of Joe Hotti). His having Spider-Man powers is based off of [[No More Jokes|the set of videos trying to troll Clyde]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jack Thaddeus]]&lt;br /&gt;
Seen in the 4-Cent Garbage Tower alongside Clyde Cash. His appearance is similar to that in Sonichu. He uses the Goblin Glider and Pumpkin Bombs of [[Wikipedia:Norman Osborn|the Green Goblin]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Count Graduon]]&lt;br /&gt;
One of the inhabitants of the 4-Cent Garbage Tower. His appearance resembles a [[duck|penis]]. When Sonichu tears apart the building, he and Mary Lee Walsh free Joshua Martinez. When the creature is destroyed, Joshua tosses him aside.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Chief Boyd&lt;br /&gt;
One of the heads of the COProtectors. Is brutally murdered by Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on the [[Jerkhief]] from ''Sonichu''; &amp;quot;COProtectors&amp;quot; is an inversion of &amp;quot;[[jerkop]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Bagget]]&lt;br /&gt;
Head of security at the 4-Cent Garbage Building. A no-nonsense type of guy, Bagget tries to get Asperchu to reveal where Sonichu is before the hedgehog confronts the two of them. Sadly, Bagget falls to Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Wall of Originals|Plautistic]]&lt;br /&gt;
A mysterious creature held by those within the 4-Cent Garbage Building bonded with Joshua Martinez When Sonichu goes on a rampage, Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon release it. The creature resembles the mythical creature Hydra. Its leaves can be smoked as a type of [[Tobacky|drug]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Joshua Martinez]]&lt;br /&gt;
A Mexican who was once bonded with Plautistic. In the heat of battle, Sonichu tears him from Plautistic, then tears his head off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wesli Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
A hedgehog working within the 4-Cent Garbage Building. ACTUALLY knows magic, including his own Anchuent power, Wes-Li-Ha-Me-Ha. He's such a manly man, he can even make full-on [[Megagi|bull dykes]] crave his [[duck]]. After escaping the destruction of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, the MIPS made him give a data CD to Metal Asperchu. Shortly after, his memory was wiped. It has been revealed that he holds the Chaos Pickle of Chastity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Giovanni]]&lt;br /&gt;
The feared leader of [[Team Rocket]] and gym leader of Viridian City has another job: manager at Wendy's. He was seen in 1999, firing Ian Brandon Anderson after he fell asleep on the job, then promised that he'd never work in the city again. Years later, he takes up residence at the 4-Cent Garbage Building. When his son is killed by Sonichu's hand, he confronts Sonichu, using a small army of Pokémon to stop him. Sonichu uses said Pokémon to kill Giovanni, mostly by impaling him with them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[CADD Chef]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Killed in the destruction of 4-cent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Michael Snyder]]&lt;br /&gt;
A Jewish magician working for the MIPS. He also runs [[The GAMe PLACe|The Brass Dragon]] and is frustrated by Sonichu's attempts to trade a rare Black Lotus card with a ''Pokémon Ruby'' cartridge. He was responsible for helping Jack and Clyde escape.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;MIPS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Self-aware supercomputers that help run 4-Cent. Michael Snyder reports directly to them and contacts them by pickle-phone. He asks them to help evacuate the building, but they claim they're using up all their resources to [[100 2178|control the realtors]]. They are capable of meeting anywhere, including in space. They are keenly interested in fulfilling the [[Anchuent Prophecy]].&lt;br /&gt;
*MIPS are a personification of Chris's paranoid belief in a [[100 2178|conspiracy by the Greene County school board]] to keep his family in Ruckersville so he can stay in his &amp;quot;autistic shell&amp;quot;. MIPS is speculated to stand for &amp;quot;[[The Man in the Pickle Suit|Men In Pickle Suits]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[ScotPalazzo]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Killed in the destruction of 4cent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Megagi]] Chu&lt;br /&gt;
A purple lesbian skunk who broke Sonichu's heart in the past and has orgies with Saramah Chu, Jiggliami and even Wes-Li. Is killed with Saramah Chu's torn off arms, taunting him to then end.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Sarah Hammer|Saramah Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
A yellow Rosechu who broke Sonichu's heart in the past. Her arms are ripped off, the trauma killing her. However, after the destruction of Metal Asperchu, her Chaos Pickle, Temperance, returned to her and revived and restored her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jiggliami]]&lt;br /&gt;
A pink Jigglypuff humanoid who broke Sonichu's heart in the past. She is killed when Sonichu punches through her head.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Chaos Pickles===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Chaos Pickles are seven magical items of great power. According to Chris, the pickles are within seven special people and, should they be removed, they enable its user to be revived and restored once they are freed again.&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Image&lt;br /&gt;
!Color&lt;br /&gt;
! Trait&lt;br /&gt;
! Location&lt;br /&gt;
!Avatar&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-violet.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Purple&lt;br /&gt;
|Kindness&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by the Pickles family; stolen by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Lovely Weather&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-blue.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Blue&lt;br /&gt;
|Temperance&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Bionic; given to Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Saramah Chu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-green.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Green&lt;br /&gt;
|Patience&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Flame the Sunbird; stolen by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-pink.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Pink&lt;br /&gt;
|Charity&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Bionic; given to Metal Asperchu in return for murdering Robotnik&lt;br /&gt;
|Megan&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-orange.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Orange&lt;br /&gt;
|Chastity&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Sammy; stolen by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Wesli Chu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| – &lt;br /&gt;
|Yellow&lt;br /&gt;
|Diligence&lt;br /&gt;
|Inside Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| – &lt;br /&gt;
|Red&lt;br /&gt;
|Humility&lt;br /&gt;
| -&lt;br /&gt;
|Ian Brandon Anderson&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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*The Chaos Pickles parody the [[Sonichu Balls]]. They are each named for one of the [[Wikipedia:Seven virtues#Seven heavenly virtues|seven heavenly virtues]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Locations==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Alzheichu's Home===&lt;br /&gt;
This is where Asperchu lives. A junky, decrepit home, Alzheichu makes Asperchu do menial, back-breaking chores. Asperchu's room is a particular mess, covered with various toys and anime posters. It also has an [[Hex Bawx|XBox 360]], which Asperchu constantly plays, especially after his encounter with Dixie Chu. The house's frame is under constant [[stress]], since Grandma Snorlax is always up against it.&lt;br /&gt;
* A parody of [[Tour of Chris's house|Chris's house]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Brass Dragon===&lt;br /&gt;
A gaming store which Asperchu frequents. This is where Asperchu encounters Dixie Chu and Jonas Chu and attempts to win Dixie's heart. Michael Snyder runs the shop. Asperchu is now officially banned from the store for trying to steal a rare card.&lt;br /&gt;
* This is a parody of [[The GAMe PLACe]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Pickles Ranch===&lt;br /&gt;
Home of Jivin and Dick Pickles, who owned a Chaos Pickle before Metal Asperchu broke in and stole it. Oddly, it has a collection of skeletons.&lt;br /&gt;
*Resembles the Skywalker farm from [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope|''Star Wars'']].&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[CWCville]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Before and after Ian Brandon Anderson's reign as mayor, CWCville was a peaceful, beautiful city with flowering fields and a happy populace. Under Ian, however, it turned into a dictatorship that wiped out 70% of the population, all of whom were found distasteful by the mayor. Women are forced into [[dating education|brothels]] as early as Junior High School, and all remaining occupations are in the mayor's mall. The environment was destroyed by his dark energy and the pollution of state Orange Soda factories. An army of Sonichu Nazis carry out the mayor's will and are as intolerant and depraved as he is. Fortunately, thanks to the reconstruction effort, most of the damage has been reversed. Democracy has also been returned thanks to [[Liquid|Chris's]] efforts, and [[Surfshack Tito|Mayorshack Tito]] won the first CWCville election in years.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Albville===&lt;br /&gt;
Neighboring town to CWCville and Asperchu's hometown. Unlike CWCville, it is under a democratic system and accepts people of all races, orientations and creeds. In fact, they receive many CWCville refugees, who are well taken care of in the Albville soup hotel (they only need one). It allied with [[Evan|ECGville]] during a brief war with old [[CWCville|RFCville]] and has since maintained good relations with the town. Founded by Alec Benson Leary, who has since disappeared in [[Sonichu 10|mysterious circumstances]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bionic's fortress===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Bionic]]'s base of operations, which was abandoned when [[Liquid|Chris]] came to Sonichu's rescue.&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on  [[Wikipedia:Dr. Wily|Dr. Wily's]] fortress, as well as Chris's dream of a [[Mailbag 39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|SKULL-SHAPED factory]] where [[Tobacky|smokers]] were murdered.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent_Garbage Center]]===&lt;br /&gt;
The remnants of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, which was destroyed by Ian, are still being cleaned up by CWCville's citizens. Originally the economic center of the city, it also contained many of Ian's [[trolls|&amp;quot;Undesirables&amp;quot;]] and he [[Twin Falling Towers|flew his mouse-pointer plane into the building]] to destroy it. Many lives were lost, and to this day is considered &amp;quot;Ian's most terrible legacy&amp;quot;. Argentum brings Sonichu and Asperchu to the restored Center, where Sonichu climbs the building to confront his father. It is revealed that Ian's airplane did jack shit and it was Sonichu's Roaring Rampage of Revenge that caused the destruction in the first place. Ian was probably blamed for it because he was the only one still alive to take the blame. It is also revealed that it was destroyed during the Chaotic Funeral.&lt;br /&gt;
*The 4-Cent_Garbage Center is a combination of [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu_10#Rage_Against_the_Garbage_2:_Electric_Boogaloo|Rage Against the Garbage 2]] and an infamous Chris video mocking [[Clyde]] by comparing him to [[Twin Falling Towers|the destruction of the World Trade Center]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Molvanîa===&lt;br /&gt;
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An oddball East European country. Home of the MIPS and the survivors of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center survivors.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Molvanîa]] was the home of [[Julie]] and [[Max]], named after a fictional East European country created by Tom Gleisner, Santo Cilauro and Rob Sitch.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
Thus far, sixteen issues (and one Sub-Episode) of ''Asperchu'' have been released. The confusing issue numbering (0–0A–0B–C–1–2–3–3D–4–5–5E–6–7–8–F–Ten) is a [[parody]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which began its issue numbering with [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and then complicated the matter with numbered &amp;quot;Episodes&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Sub-Episodes&amp;quot; (so [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] is the fourth issue, and contains Episodes 10 and 11 and Sub-Episode 4).&lt;br /&gt;
===List of issues===&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #0&lt;br /&gt;
|''ASPERCHU'S First Date... and his first villain!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu goes on a date with Lisa, and is tricked into having his medallion stolen.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Asperchu, Max, Jivin Pickles, Lisa, Heaven.''&lt;br /&gt;
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| Issue 0A&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The challenge of TRUE Piety''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu makes a video attacking the trolls, provoking the ire of Christian couple Kendra and John. Grandpa Alzheichu refuses to let Jivin enter his house. John confronts Asperchu over his unChristian attitudes; Asperchu retaliates by forging a new medallion. Lisa tells John that she stole the original medallion.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; ''First appearance of Grandpa Alzheichu, Sitting Chu, Jormungand.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Calvin, Kendra, John, Micah, Benny Chu, W.E.B. Dubois, various Normandale students.''&lt;br /&gt;
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| Jivin Sub-Episode&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Jivin's first solo adventure!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Jivin's father is captured by Denubius King, but Jivin rescues him. It turns out that the Pickles family owns one of the fabled Chaos Pickles.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Dick Pickles, Bullet-Time Montgomery.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Denubius King.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue 0B&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Swords and Axes... the Duel of Ages!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Jonas Chu defeats Asperchu in a ''Guitar Hero'' tournament, then is kidnapped by Dino Dash. Jivin fails to seduce Dixie. Asperchu makes a weak attempt at impersonating Jonas on YouTube, then fails to prevent Dixie's abduction.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Grandma Snorlax, Sonichu, Dixie Chu, Dino Dash, Sinestro, Jonas Chu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue C&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Things are coming to a head!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu is kidnapped by Sinestro, who has created many Asperchu clones. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Christian Weston Chandler, Ian Brandon Anderson, Metal Asperchu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Autischu, Down Chu, XXY Chu.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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| Issue #1&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The big leagues.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Metal seizes Simonchu's drill medallion. Sonichu introduces Asperchu to the Chaotic Combo, and Magi-Chan enters a trance in order to track down Metal - but Asperchu makes him find Dixie instead. Wild tells of the oppression wreaked by Mayor Anderson. Metal takes the first Chaos Pickle from the Pickles family. Sinestro creates Noir Chu and (accidentally) Aspercream. The Combo fight Metal Asperchu, who kills three of them and then finds the second Pickle in a mysterious skull-shaped factory.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Simonchu, Bubbles, Larry D. Waltz, Magi-Chan, Noir Chu, Aspercream, Mitch Chu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Punchy, Angelica, and Wild.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #2&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The quest for the Chaos Pickles continues.''&lt;br /&gt;
| The funeral of Punchy, Angelica and Wild takes place. Metal Asperchu forces the second Chaos Pickle from Bionic, who tells him the owner of the third Pickle: Flame the Sunbird. Rosechu and Simonchu hook up at the funeral (despite Magi-Chan's love for Simonchu), while a confused Noir Chu confronts his clone-brother Asperchu. Mitch Chu brings Noir and Asperchu to Sitting Chu's Soup Hotel in ALBville, where Noir gives up his gun and they meet the Basement Rosechus. Asperchu is kicked out for eating the homeless's food, and attempts to buy a McDonald's meal with food stamps. Metal kills Robotnik in return for Bionic giving him the fourth Chaos Pickle. Silvana murders Bubbles and hacks into Magi-Chan's computer. Bionic then asks that Metal Asperchu bring him Christian Weston Chandler - alive.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Rosechu, Bionic, Silvana.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Whispy, Thomas Jefferson, Flame the Sunbird, Jimarcus Chu, Officer Louis Perez, Moe Chu, Brit-Tay Rosechu, Mary Rosechu, Rosee.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Ivo Robotnik.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Bubbles.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #3&lt;br /&gt;
|'' Taking the battle to the enemy.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Sinestro and Waltz unsuccessfully interrogate Aspercream to find out Noir Chu's location. Sonichu 'n' pals try to liberate CWCville. Magi-Chan is murdered by Silvana, who brings Asperchu to Ian Brandon Anderson. Sonichu, Mitch and Simonchu confront IBA, but then Metal breaks in and cuts off Sonichu's hand. Ian enters his Son-Chu suit and fights back. He cripples Metal Asperchu, but is then is set on fire by Metal and thrown from his tower. Metal then activates his four Chaos Pickles and takes on a new form.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of IBA's legion of Sonichus.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Last appearance of Silvana.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Magi-Chan.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #3D&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Travel through the third dimension... Time!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu, Max and Jivin have been sent back to 1999. 1999-Ian takes them to Manchester High School, and beats up the modern IBA. Bionic then appears and talks to the trio. 1999-Ian molests Ivy, is tasered by Megan and then meets Blaziken, who tries to molest him. Bionic kills Blaziken, but Asperchu claims credit. A distraught Bionic attempts suicide, but Jivin saves him. 1999-Ian mixes Asperchu's comeuppance with his own to create Sonichu. The two Ians then fight, their Curse-ye-ha-me-has crossing to knock our heroes back to their own time. In 2000, Ian gives birth to Sonichu, while in the modern day, Metal Asperchu confronts Asperchu and Ian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Bill the Scientist, Megan.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Ian's boss, Ivy, Satan.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Principal Blaziken.''&lt;br /&gt;
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| Issue #4&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Metal and glass...''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu reveals to Sonichu than Ian is his true father. Metal Asperchu takes the fifth Chaos Pickle from Sammy. Asperchu craps out Asperia. Metal demands that Sinestro tell him what the &amp;quot;fourth directive&amp;quot; is. Sonichu, Simonchu and Mitch break into Ian's cell in order to find Sonichu's true origin. Simonchu is captured by Bionic. Asperia eats Grandma Snorlax's foot. Max defeats the Yellow Devil, then Christian Weston Chandler arrives. Bionic shoots Mitch and flees.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Yellow Devil, Cthulhu Chu, Sammy.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Bubastis Chu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Mitch Chu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #5&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The end of one, beginning of another.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Ian Brandon Anderson realizes that Asperchu was the part-creator of Sonichu. Mayorshack Tito is the new Mayor of CWCville - CWC shows Asperchu the ruins of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, and tells Sonichu that Ian is his real father. In a rage, Sonichu hunts down his father, shooting Ian in both knees. The Yellow Devil captures Sonichu, Noir Chu and Asperchu, and brings them to Bionic. Metal Asperchu realizes that the &amp;quot;fourth directive&amp;quot; will work on an immature Asperchu clone. Bionic goads Sonichu into killing IBA, and he accidentally shoots Asperia. Metal creates Argentum, who rebuilds the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Sonichu climbs the 4-Cent_Garbage Center in order to gain revenge on his father.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Argentum, Slaweel the Witch, Naitsirhc, Jack Thaddeus, Mayorshack Tito, Jason Kendrick Howell.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Cthulhu Chu, Ian Brandon Anderson, Asperia.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #5E&lt;br /&gt;
| ''A bloody fight.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Sonichu fights his way up the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, killing Naitsirhc, Jerkops, Jason Kendrick Howell and Bagget, before being attacked by Plautistic, Jack Thaddeus, Clyde Cash and Joshua Martinez. Sonichu then aims to kill Asperchu, only to be interrupted by Wes-Li Chu, who shows him some &amp;quot;magic&amp;quot;. Giovanni then battles Sonichu with his elite Pokémon, who Sonichu defeats. He then reaches &amp;quot;WesLi Chu's Luv Shack&amp;quot;, where Megagi Chu, Saramah and Jiggliami mock him and are murdered by him. Sonichu fights Wes-Li again, but is teleported to the top of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, where he fights Slaweel, who transforms into an Ultimecia-style dragon. Asperchu accidentally kills her by throwing his Xbox Portable into her mouth. The 4-Cent_Garbage Center is destroyed, and Sonichu realizes that Asperchu is also his father.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Michael Snyder, MIPS, Saramah Chu, Wesli Chu, Blazebob Sonichu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Giovanni, Plautistic, Count Graduon, CADD Chef, Shuckle, Metapod, Castform, Delibird.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Jerkops, Bagget, Joshua Martinez, Megagi Chu, Jiggliami.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Naitsirhc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Slaweel the Witch.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #6&lt;br /&gt;
|''Darkness fears not the Heart.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Wesli Chu is imprisoned in Molvanîa by the MIPS. CWC sends Asperchu and Jivin to Molvanîa to find him. Yawning Squirtle is recovered from the wreckage of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Wesli steals a mysterious disk from the Dean and gives it to Metal Asperchu, who tells him to kill Argentum. Asperchu 'n' pals go to the Brass Dragon, owned by Michael Snyder. Metal Asperchu scans several people, and then fights our heroes at the ruins of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Grandpa Alzheichu dies in defeating Metal.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Princess Julie, Yawning Squirtle.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Crackder, Punislav Royal Guard, GameStop boss.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Noir Chu, Grandpa Alzheichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue 7&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Excuses, excuses, excuses...''&lt;br /&gt;
| The MIPS plan to set up Asperchu to fulfill the Prophecy. Asperchu meets Heaven in a bar, drinks a beer and decides to take a photograph of Snyder for his dartboard. He attempts vehicular homicide of Snyder, Perez and Grant, and is arrested for causing minor injuries to Michael Snyder. Meanwhile, Bionic tries to cure Sonichu of his possession by Ian, and they seek out Sinestro's help. A squirrel named Rocky tells him that nothing is his fault and that his Asperger's excuses everything. CWC bails him out, but Asperchu demands an apology for being left to wait THREE HOURS at the police station. Asperchu is thrown from their tower, landing on Sammy, and the liberators of CWCville go back to searching for survivors from the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. They recover Saramah Chu, who is somehow still alive. Christian Weston Chandler says that the seven Chaos Pickles are &amp;quot;artifacts of supreme power and energy&amp;quot;, and that they have attached themselves to seven &amp;quot;avatars&amp;quot; in order to remain stable in this universe. It is revealed that Asperchu, CWC, Wesli Chu, Saramah Chu and Sonichu are five of the avatars, and two are unknown. Also, Rocky is revealed to the reader to be one of the MIPS. Chris decides to lead a unit to retrieve Sonichu's Pickle. Heaven and Lisa kidnap Asperchu and bring him to Dean Waltz in a bid to retrieve the information that Metal Asperchu gave to the MIPS. Sonichu feels ecstatic after his Pickle is activated. When Chris, Rosechu and Julie come to speak to him, he has them imprisoned; Sonichu seems to have become insane. Meanwhile, Asperchu attacks the Dean with his Asperhameha, and is arrested again. Max and Jivin visit him. Jimmy Hill, King of Molvanîa, is enraged by his daughter Julie's capture, and plans to rescue her.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of &amp;quot;Rocky&amp;quot;.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of GAMe PLACe kids, Gerald Grant.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #8&lt;br /&gt;
|''Trial by fire!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu unwisely hires Yawning Squirtle to defend him. The jury consists of Reginald Sneasel, Layla Flaaffy, DJ Jamsta, Lolisa Rosechu, Bullet-Time Montgomery, Blazebob Sonichu, Chloe Rosechu and the clerk from Issue 0, while Lewis Croagunk prosecutes. Squirtle makes the feeble counter-defense that Snyder was planning to break into Asperchu's house, pour Wite-Out on his playing cards and wipe his hard drive, but has nothing to back this allegation up with. Sonichu appears as witness, and says that Asperchu is innocent. &amp;quot;Rocky&amp;quot; convinces Asperchu to dismiss his lawyer and represent himself. Sonichu and Asperchu begin a pointless argument as to who is &amp;quot;true and honest&amp;quot;, and Sonichu freaks out and flees the courtroom. Jimmy Hill breaks into the courtroom and retrieves his daughter Julie. Asperchu receives life imprisonment. Sonichu appears to have absorbed too much of Ian's personality, and is thrown from Fort Grosse by Argentum.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Lewis Croagunk, Reginald Sneasel, Layla Flaaffy, DJ Jamsta, Lolisa Rosechu, Chloe Rosechu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Last appearance of Bullet-Time Montgomery, Blazebob Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #F&lt;br /&gt;
| '' Three guesses what the F stands for...''&lt;br /&gt;
| Argentum has sent Chris, Sonichu, Sinestro and Bionic to bizarre worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
*Chris sees a perfect Sonichu facing CWC-Botnik, whom he easily kills. Chris realizes that this is not the real Sonichu, as he has no idea who Benny Chu (from ''Asperchu'' #0A) was.&lt;br /&gt;
*A now-mobile Bionic finds himself the beloved son of a &amp;quot;Rollin' and Trollin'&amp;quot;-style Ian Brandon Anderson. Chris releases him from the fantasy world.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sinestro is met by Naitsirhc, who brings him to Slaweel. Sinestro realizes that all this is false. Mary offers him the sixth and seventh Chaos Pickle, but Sinestro realizes that it's an illusion. He punches a hole in reality and goes to meet CWC. The avatars of the final two Pickles emerge: Megan and Lovely Weather. Argentum goes to seek the other avatars.&lt;br /&gt;
*The diseased Sonichu struggles through a strange forest to confront the deceased Mitch Chu, who reminds Sonichu of all the evil he did in Ian's name. Sonichu becomes completed possessed by Ian's essence, becoming... Chris-Chan Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, in the real world, Asperchu finds prison life difficult - he is attacked by a Skullmaster and almost raped by a Poliwrath, but saved by Gumby, who decides to protect him and teach him to be a Christian. Asperchu rewrites the Bible as ''Asperchoso''. Gumby then introduces Asperchu to Jesus Himself, but Asperchu isn't very interested. Asperchu and Gumby escape the other prisoners by jumping into ''Asperchoso''. Once there, Asperchoso shoots Gumby in the shins, and Asperchu escapes the book. Poliwrath becomes a devotee of Asperchoso, and Asperchu erases Gumby from the Book, killing him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and Julie arrive to break Asperchu out of prison, in order to protect him and his Chaos Pickle from Argentum.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, Bionic creates a holographic version of the Ian who loves him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Lovely Weather.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of CWC-Botnik, Skullmaster, Krang, Blaziken, Poliwrath, Jesus, Asperchoso, various prisoners.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Gumby, Warden Clawdorf.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue Ten&lt;br /&gt;
|''It's time.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Issue Ten has begun with Asperchu describing &amp;quot;LITTLE BIG AUTISM&amp;quot;, in which he talks of [[Asperger's syndrome]] in ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''. He awakes on Julie's airship and the coalition aims to defeat Argentum.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Groovan.''&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ ''Asperchu'' site]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia](Site down)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Fan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Fan art]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperchu/Background&amp;diff=141254</id>
		<title>Talk:Asperchu/Background</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperchu/Background&amp;diff=141254"/>
		<updated>2011-06-30T03:07:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: /* Images */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Could someone please update this?--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 01:34, 5 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I'll write some updates for characters and such in the next day or two, in between putting up new pages. But I don't want to fill it all up myself, having outsider perspective helps me create. [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 11:17, 4 January 2010 (CST)&lt;br /&gt;
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On second thought, my time is devoted to getting Asperpedia up at the moment. By which I mean Clyde is doing most of the work, but what fleshing out I do goes there first over here. so I might not update much here soon. [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:12, 6 January 2010 (CST)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think this can (mostly) be integrated into the Asperpedia and then we'll just provide a link to the asperpedia from here. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:45, 8 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I think that there needs to be some sort of concise version of Asperpedia here, at least the basics of the Asperchu canon - who people are, how it relates to Chris, and maybe some drama involving Alec and Chris. People wanting more details about the world of Asperchu can go to Asperpedia then. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:29, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Move to main namespace==&lt;br /&gt;
Spaskid would have a shit fit if he saw this, but I'm considering moving this to the main namespace. I feel that Asperchu's presence of the CWCipedia in advertising, not to mention its significance to troll culture and especially Chris's comments on Asperchu warrant a reference in the main namespace mostly because it's starting to become that it's handy to know what Chris is talking about when he mentions Asperchu.&lt;br /&gt;
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However, let's look at the pros and cons:&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Pros''': main name space meaning people can find it by default search. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Con''': could set a bad precedent - pretty much as long as Chris mentions a fan work, that could make it go to the main namespace. In fact, technically the &amp;quot;Sonichu is Gay&amp;quot; comic and Asperchu could go into the main namespace by current notability guidelines. Spaskid particularly freaked out about being in the Fan namespace, believing it was some sort of insult, and I don't want to piss off other fan artists who think it's not fair Asperchu gets to be in the main namespace and theirs doesn't. &lt;br /&gt;
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This is a rather big precedent so I'd like members of the CWCki community to weigh in on this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:29, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Move the article when Chris has a major rage about Aspechu. At that point the article will be more about Chris's reaction to Asperchu than Asperchu itself, so it will make sense to take it out of the Fan namespace. --[[User:Chugger|Chugger]] 11:01, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*The final judges of notoriety are you, cogs, and clyde, last time I checked.  It looks like clyde's pretty enthusiastically behind Asperchu (he said it's the next big thing somewhere, don't ask me to find it).  So if Spaskid (or any other 'fan  artist') wants to spaz about being in main namespace vs fan namespace, tell them to f-off and make their own CWCki.  When something is straddling the line between main and fan, it's your call which way to send it.  As long as you guys are rational about it, the sane majority among us will go along with it.  The buck has to stop somewhere!  --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:47, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*keep it in fan until tomorrow (if my plan works.) [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:39, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Another plan of epic trolling? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:51, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*also, the audiobooks were always in the main namespace due to how early the article was made. it actually had nothing to do with trolling chris until fairly recently so... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:40, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::*Audiobooks was mostly kept on the main namespace mostly because 1) its significance to CWC trolling culture, 2) a definitive third party presentation of the comics that disseminates Chris's comics to the masses, etc. &lt;br /&gt;
:::To address Umad's comments, actually, it's up to all of us to determine notability. What is notable to me, Cogs, and Clyde might not be notable to everyone else and visa versa. Ultimately, part of having a wiki is to have discussions and debates such as these so we can achieve to some optimal result, such as what constitutes notability. I personally don't approve of some things that go on the CWCki but since the masses seem to do something that works, I let them and sometimes I'm proven wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
:::For instance, Chugger's proposal is something I didn't immediately think of and as you can tell, this is the route we're going - we'll keep this Fan article to discuss the fan specifics of Asperchu (characters, plots, etc.), whereas the Asperchu article in the namespace will document the drama (Asperchu saga, perhaps) between Chris and Asperchu. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:33, 11 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Of course I can't really offer an impartial vote, but I'd be honored if this gets into the main space. Frankly, I'm rather confident the time for that will come, because I'm not going to stop doing the comic, and we know Chris isn't going to stop getting madder and madder about it. [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 01:04, 11 January 2010 (CST)&lt;br /&gt;
**I wrote a tentative article about Alec Benson Leary and how chris was reacting to him in [[User:Beat/Sandbox|my sandbox]].  I figured it was a pretty good middle ground.  An article that covered Chris's reactions to Asperchu, without really focusing on Asperchu as a fictional character.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:12, 11 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***yeah, just keep the fan page here, make a new main asperchu page for chris v asperchu also i'm sleepy [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:55, 11 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Improvement ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, there's Asperpedia but seriously, we need a concise guide to Asperchu for those who don't feel like wading through the entire Apserpedia. We don't need, for instance, discussions on locales or stuff like that, just brief character descriptions, plot descriptions, Chris's commentary on the series, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*I'm currently working on adding stuff to the character sections, including references to the Asperchu characters' real-life counterparts. I won't change anything that's already there. --[[User:GodBear|GodBear]] 00:45, 21 January 2010 (CST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Larry D. Waltz ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Is it me, or does Larry have a slight resemblence to [[Jimmy Hill]]. Would that be notable enough to mention? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 15:43, 2 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== I did some cleanup ==&lt;br /&gt;
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More cleanup and wikification still neeeded. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:52, 2 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== About the Yellow Devil ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hey. I'm the guy who wrote most of the articles on Asperpedia. I just want to clarify that Yellow Devil isn't an Asperchu clone. I didn't know he was a Megaman reference and I fucked up there. Just saying. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:54, 5 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ian's Death==&lt;br /&gt;
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I get how it mirrors Evan(obvious) and Sean(a bit more subtle), but I don't see how it copies the death of Mao.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:29, 14 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*It dosn't. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:57, 14 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Two Clyde Cashes? ==&lt;br /&gt;
I've heard on both this page on on Asperpedia forums, people talking about the Bald Clyde Cash from Sonichu Special 1 in here. I've looked on Asperpedia and on Comicseries. I've found no traces of a bald Clyde Cash in Asperchu. Intrestingly though, I notice that the Issue 5 summary mentions there being two Clyde Cashes, but no mention of Jason Kendrick Howell. Where did this TwoClydes business come from? Did someone somehow mistake Jason for Clyde or am I missing something? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:20, 24 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Yeah, that was my fault. I mistook Jason for Clyde there (used to him having the hood over his head 24/7). I'll fix it.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* I see. For future reference: Without the hood, Jason looks like Big Boss. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:39, 25 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is Dino Dash the same as Clyde, or are they two separate characters? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 15:21, 18 August 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Bios needs to be updated ==&lt;br /&gt;
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In particular Sonichu's (Solid Sonichu now). --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 18:16, 6 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Liquid needs a better pic ==&lt;br /&gt;
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--[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 16:26, 26 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Images ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was wondering if it was alright if I added pictures of the Asperchu crew? If no because of space, understood fully. I have, of course read the help section for image sizes, format, ect. I will not upload any until I am told I can. [[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 20:07, 29 June 2011 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009&amp;diff=141240</id>
		<title>Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009&amp;diff=141240"/>
		<updated>2011-06-30T00:09:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 28 [[April 2009]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] posted two [[YouTube]] videos titled &amp;quot;'''ECV 00095'''&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;'''ECV 00096'''&amp;quot;. In the first video he addresses the [[April 16 Fetish Vids|16 April release of video and pictures]] showing him drinking his own [[semen]], wearing [[butt garments|adult diapers]], and spanking himself. In addition, he admits that he frequently [[dirty crapped briefs|shits his pants]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris was apparently motivated to make &amp;quot;ECV 00095&amp;quot; when he was told that a little girl named [[Ching Chong]] saw the aforementioned sex acts on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Within an hour of posting &amp;quot;ECV 00095&amp;quot;, Chris followed up with &amp;quot;ECV 00096&amp;quot;. Chris spends much of the second video defensively insisting that Ivy is a real person, that they are going to lose their virginity together, &amp;quot;and it's going to be awesome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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On 5 [[May 2009]], &amp;quot;ECV 00095&amp;quot; was linked on [http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161 Fark], [http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/8icda/the_creepiest_person_on_the_internet_has_been/ Reddit] and other popular sites, dramatically increasing the number of people who have seen Chris on the [[Internet]]. The video was discussed on several radio shows, including the nationally syndicated Sirius XM Radio show [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opie_and_Anthony Opie and Anthony], as well as the [[The_Kevin_and_Bean_Show_Segment|Kevin and Bean Show]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|FomKwM7rQw8}}&lt;br /&gt;
| imagewidth     = 250&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 28 April 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}} Straight White Lines&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009#Additional material|ECV 00096]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I just want to continue to make it perfectly clear that I am a healthy, growing, sane, and sound-minded, uh, adult individual. }}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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[''displays [[high school ring]] of truth'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Captain's Log]], Stardate, uh [''shows ring again''], April 28th, 2009.&lt;br /&gt;
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Uhh. It has come to my attention that, uh, [[April 16 Fetish Vids|certain videooos]] of the, uh, naughty nature have been disco—have been leaked to the trolls and they have been added to the ED page, and I want to talk a little bit about, uh, the subject matter of three videos.&lt;br /&gt;
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You know that, uh—first off, uh, the one... with the ''[[semen|navy]]'' being drunk. Yeah. [[Speech Impediment|Som—yeah. A b—a—i—a—it's a good idea somet—uhhh... it's a... it's a good idea.]] But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but, uh... I recycle my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do [[mass debate|masturbate]]—I'm not ashamed to admit it—as a lot of guys, I'm sure, have done the same thing in their time. Anyway, uh, basically I—yeah, into [[fapcup|the cup]] and—yeah, I recycle it. So that that way I won't lose any, uh, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|unborn children]]. So then I can—then I can also still have a good number of...—a good semen count. Keep maintain that by recycling it. And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners... of the—their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle, but if, uh, you don—if you don—if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then, uh, then you don't have to do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, the—anyway, af—from after that the, uh, second topic, the, uh, one where I spanked myself. Yeah, I just, uh, I was doin' that for fun, because sometimes I do my [[random access humor|random, silly, crazy things]], and, uh... [''sighs''] ''sometimes'' adult feel pleasure from pain, even when they, uh, do it to themselves. But I mean, I'm n—I mean, n—I mean, not to a point where they kill themselves, but I mean, uh, just, like, you know, spanking is a generally a pop—generally a popular type, uh, thing amongst adults. Hm. But anyway, it's a—it's a fetish for some people, and I just randomly felt like doing that.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then the, uh, third topic which was the—uh, the—uh, the photographs of, uh, me [[butt garments|a... dult diapers]]. Uhhhh, yes, I did, uh, get a free sampling of diapers from a troll, but, regalry—legularly I, uh, do not use them, but I just felt like trying a pair on. And it was okay. Not—not a big deal; it's just, uh...—but, y'know, I wouldn't—I would not wear them on a daily basis I wear ''briefs''. I wear regular briefs. And sometimes I do, uh, I get very stressed out from, uh, people who yell at me or, uh, misunderstand me or talk bad about me. And, and, between that and other real-life stresses, uh, it just pen—it just builds up and sometimes, uh, it just—I just have to—it just comes out, and I sometimes accidentally, uh... [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|poo my pants]]. But I mean, who hasn't in their lifetime, I mean, pooed their childhood diapers, much less pooed their... underwear at least once in their lifetime. I mean, we're only human. Nothing to be ashamed of. And to those who find it amusing, uh, I respectfully disagree with their opinions.&lt;br /&gt;
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And, uh, with that—&lt;br /&gt;
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[''jump cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg|thumb|right|'''GUESS CHRISTIAN'S FETISH NOW!''']]&lt;br /&gt;
I just want to continue to make it perfectly clear that I am a healthy, growing, sane, and sound-minded, uh, adult individual.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''jump cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And I should continue to be treated and respected as an equal among the human population just as anybody else. Private matters are private matters.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''jump cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
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But, uh, also, I—in reality I actually did those, uh, videos and pictures as a favor to, uh, an individ—as a favor to a... to an anon—to an [[Ivy|anomynous female individual]] (sic) who just wanted to get her kicks off of it. But you know, a lot of women, they, uh, tend to get their kicks off of kinky things as such. An adult fetish, nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, everybody's got at least one, I'm sure. I have some. I'm not exactly sure how exactly to describe them, but yes, I have some, and I'm not afraid to admit it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you very much for your time and, uh, have a pleasant day. Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br clear=&amp;quot;all&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Additional material==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = ECV 00096&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|8wff4-9KmHw}}&lt;br /&gt;
| imagewidth     = 250&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 28 April 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
| Shirt          = [[Image:Horizontalredshirt.png]] Horizontal Red Shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009#Watch|Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CWC Update 29 April 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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This is a video that goes in addition to the one I have recently posted.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LoseOurVirginies.jpg|thumb|right|By &amp;quot;awesome&amp;quot; he means &amp;quot;a mental scarring experience&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
The anonymous person of mine was—uh... that I did the videos for originally... yeah, yeah. It was for Ivy. I was trying to respect her decision of, uh, not revealing her name, but, uh, it didn't work out so she agreed—so, she asked me to, uh, just go ahead and let y'all know about that.&lt;br /&gt;
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But anyway, Ivy is not a troll. She is real. She is true. And she is my sweetheart. We are going to be together in the near future and we are going to have sex. We're going to lose our virginities to each other... and it's going to be awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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And, just so you know, the, uh, previous video was also dedicated to a little girl, who accidentally found the ED page. Her name was [[Ching Chong]].&lt;br /&gt;
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That's it. That's it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ivy is real! ''We are going to be together!'' ''Foreverrr!'' {{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:I can feel the cosmos.jpg|center|I can feel the cosmos!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWCFlyingElephants]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 29 April 2009]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Captain's Log}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-04-28]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-28]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Ivy Saga videos| 2009-04-28]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009&amp;diff=141239</id>
		<title>Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009&amp;diff=141239"/>
		<updated>2011-06-30T00:07:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Honest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 28 [[April 2009]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] posted two [[YouTube]] videos titled &amp;quot;'''ECV 00095'''&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;'''ECV 00096'''&amp;quot;. In the first video he addresses the [[April 16 Fetish Vids|16 April release of video and pictures]] showing him drinking his own [[semen]], wearing [[butt garments|adult diapers]], and spanking himself. In addition, he admits that he frequently [[dirty crapped briefs|shits his pants]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris was apparently motivated to make &amp;quot;ECV 00095&amp;quot; when he was told that a little girl named [[Ching Chong]] saw the aforementioned sex acts on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Within an hour of posting &amp;quot;ECV 00095&amp;quot;, Chris followed up with &amp;quot;ECV 00096&amp;quot;. Chris spends much of the second video defensively insisting that Ivy is a real person, that they are going to lose their virginity together, &amp;quot;and it's going to be awesome.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 5 [[May 2009]], &amp;quot;ECV 00095&amp;quot; was linked on [http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161 Fark], [http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/8icda/the_creepiest_person_on_the_internet_has_been/ Reddit] and other popular sites, dramatically increasing the number of people who have seen Chris on the [[Internet]]. The video was discussed on several radio shows, including the nationally syndicated Sirius/XM Radio show [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opie_and_Anthony Opie and Anthony], as well as the [[The_Kevin_and_Bean_Show_Segment|Kevin and Bean Show]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|FomKwM7rQw8}}&lt;br /&gt;
| imagewidth     = 250&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 28 April 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
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| Saga           = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I just want to continue to make it perfectly clear that I am a healthy, growing, sane, and sound-minded, uh, adult individual. }}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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[''displays [[high school ring]] of truth'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Captain's Log]], Stardate, uh [''shows ring again''], April 28th, 2009.&lt;br /&gt;
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Uhh. It has come to my attention that, uh, [[April 16 Fetish Vids|certain videooos]] of the, uh, naughty nature have been disco—have been leaked to the trolls and they have been added to the ED page, and I want to talk a little bit about, uh, the subject matter of three videos.&lt;br /&gt;
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You know that, uh—first off, uh, the one... with the ''[[semen|navy]]'' being drunk. Yeah. [[Speech Impediment|Som—yeah. A b—a—i—a—it's a good idea somet—uhhh... it's a... it's a good idea.]] But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but, uh... I recycle my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do [[mass debate|masturbate]]—I'm not ashamed to admit it—as a lot of guys, I'm sure, have done the same thing in their time. Anyway, uh, basically I—yeah, into [[fapcup|the cup]] and—yeah, I recycle it. So that that way I won't lose any, uh, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|unborn children]]. So then I can—then I can also still have a good number of...—a good semen count. Keep maintain that by recycling it. And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners... of the—their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle, but if, uh, you don—if you don—if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then, uh, then you don't have to do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, the—anyway, af—from after that the, uh, second topic, the, uh, one where I spanked myself. Yeah, I just, uh, I was doin' that for fun, because sometimes I do my [[random access humor|random, silly, crazy things]], and, uh... [''sighs''] ''sometimes'' adult feel pleasure from pain, even when they, uh, do it to themselves. But I mean, I'm n—I mean, n—I mean, not to a point where they kill themselves, but I mean, uh, just, like, you know, spanking is a generally a pop—generally a popular type, uh, thing amongst adults. Hm. But anyway, it's a—it's a fetish for some people, and I just randomly felt like doing that.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then the, uh, third topic which was the—uh, the—uh, the photographs of, uh, me [[butt garments|a... dult diapers]]. Uhhhh, yes, I did, uh, get a free sampling of diapers from a troll, but, regalry—legularly I, uh, do not use them, but I just felt like trying a pair on. And it was okay. Not—not a big deal; it's just, uh...—but, y'know, I wouldn't—I would not wear them on a daily basis I wear ''briefs''. I wear regular briefs. And sometimes I do, uh, I get very stressed out from, uh, people who yell at me or, uh, misunderstand me or talk bad about me. And, and, between that and other real-life stresses, uh, it just pen—it just builds up and sometimes, uh, it just—I just have to—it just comes out, and I sometimes accidentally, uh... [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|poo my pants]]. But I mean, who hasn't in their lifetime, I mean, pooed their childhood diapers, much less pooed their... underwear at least once in their lifetime. I mean, we're only human. Nothing to be ashamed of. And to those who find it amusing, uh, I respectfully disagree with their opinions.&lt;br /&gt;
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And, uh, with that—&lt;br /&gt;
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[''jump cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg|thumb|right|'''GUESS CHRISTIAN'S FETISH NOW!''']]&lt;br /&gt;
I just want to continue to make it perfectly clear that I am a healthy, growing, sane, and sound-minded, uh, adult individual.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''jump cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And I should continue to be treated and respected as an equal among the human population just as anybody else. Private matters are private matters.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''jump cut'']&lt;br /&gt;
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But, uh, also, I—in reality I actually did those, uh, videos and pictures as a favor to, uh, an individ—as a favor to a... to an anon—to an [[Ivy|anomynous female individual]] (sic) who just wanted to get her kicks off of it. But you know, a lot of women, they, uh, tend to get their kicks off of kinky things as such. An adult fetish, nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, everybody's got at least one, I'm sure. I have some. I'm not exactly sure how exactly to describe them, but yes, I have some, and I'm not afraid to admit it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you very much for your time and, uh, have a pleasant day. Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Stardate       = 28 April 2009&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason&lt;br /&gt;
| Saga           = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga&lt;br /&gt;
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| previous       = [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009#Watch|Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[CWC Update 29 April 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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This is a video that goes in addition to the one I have recently posted.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:LoseOurVirginies.jpg|thumb|right|By &amp;quot;awesome&amp;quot; he means &amp;quot;a mental scarring experience&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
The anonymous person of mine was—uh... that I did the videos for originally... yeah, yeah. It was for Ivy. I was trying to respect her decision of, uh, not revealing her name, but, uh, it didn't work out so she agreed—so, she asked me to, uh, just go ahead and let y'all know about that.&lt;br /&gt;
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But anyway, Ivy is not a troll. She is real. She is true. And she is my sweetheart. We are going to be together in the near future and we are going to have sex. We're going to lose our virginities to each other... and it's going to be awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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And, just so you know, the, uh, previous video was also dedicated to a little girl, who accidentally found the ED page. Her name was [[Ching Chong]].&lt;br /&gt;
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That's it. That's it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ivy is real! ''We are going to be together!'' ''Foreverrr!'' {{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:I can feel the cosmos.jpg|center|I can feel the cosmos!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;:''This article is about &amp;quot;Asperchu&amp;quot;, a very well-thought-out webcomic.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;For Chris's views and such and all that, see [[Asperchu]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|rejection]], tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love. Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic [[Wikipedia:Bizarro World|bizzaro]] [[Chris]].|An anon on [[/cwc/]], summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I detest &amp;quot;Asperchu&amp;quot;, because one, it is a [[Parody]] of a [[Sonichu]] with [[aspergers]], which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like [[autism]], then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.|Chris&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 24]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:AsperchuFanArt.png|thumb|That's right, '''Asperchu''' is so popular, it's fan art that has received fan art of itself]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''The Amazing Asperchu''''' (also called ''Asperchu: The Amazing Tales'' and ''The Spectacular Asperchu'') is a [[parody]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' detailing the zany misadventures of [[Asperchu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] with [[Asperger syndrome]]. It can be read [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ here].&lt;br /&gt;
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''Asperchu'' pokes fun at everything that makes [[Chris]]'s ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic series what it is. Unlike ''Sonichu'', where everyone praises Chris for what he's done, the same cannot be said for Asperchu, whose descent into the same giant prick that Chris has become has the entire supporting cast detest him. Another thing that has earned the ire of Chris is its tablet-drawn style - this is, more or less, a delusional thing for Chris, who [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|believes that it doesn't have the same &amp;quot;character&amp;quot;]] as [[Chris and art|his paper-and-pencil-drawn pages]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Protagonists==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Asperchu===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|left|150px|The Good, Godly, STRAIGHT Asperchu]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu is a high-functioning Electric/Asperger's Hedgehog Pokémon. He has no Electric-type attacks; however, his Asperger's-type attacks do double damage against Autistic-type Pokémon. His strongest attack is the ''Asperhameha'', which hits his target with a blast of furious energy and can leave them confused and prone to developing [[mental block]]s of their own.&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu lives in Minnesota with his grandparents, Grandma Snorlax and Grandpa Alzheichu; his father went out to get a case of beer and promised to be right back, although this was some time in late [[2003]] and he hasn't been seen since. When not working hard on [[YouTube]] videos, he prefers to relax by playing video games on his [[Xbox 360]] or hanging out with his joy-boys at the mall food court. He attends [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Normandale Community College]] with his two best joy-boys, Max and Jivin. However, Asperchu's adventures and his recent state of mind has made him forget this detail and he has missed 195 days of school.&lt;br /&gt;
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He is currently on a [[Love Quest]] to obtain a [[gal-pal]] whom he can build into a [[sweetheart from the ground up]]. His standards for a gal-pal are not terribly stringent, although he will not abide gingers or tolerate those who do. He eventually met and fell in love with Dixie Chu, beginning his Dix Quest to win her heart. Having been rejected, though, Asperchu has been spending most of his time absorbed in video games and won't go anywhere without his Xbox Portable. As well, Asperchu has an incredible dislike for [[slow-in-the-mind]]s.&lt;br /&gt;
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For a long time, Asperchu's hope for his Love Quest was to be able to finally have his dream-daughter Asperia, which later became unnecessary when he traveled back in time and met the [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] of the past. Both of them drank the [[semen|Special Fanta Brew]] that created [[Sonichu]] in the past; when Asperchu returned to the present, he found that he too was pregnant and defecated out a deformed monster, naming it &amp;quot;Asperia&amp;quot;. While at first ecstatic to have her, he later grew bored of taking care of her and tried leaving her in the care of his grandma while he continued playing video games. Asperia was killed by [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Currently, Asperchu is being manipulated by a squirrel-creature calling itself &amp;quot;[[Rocky]]&amp;quot;, telling Asperchu that he need never take responsibility for his actions. Unbeknownst to Asperchu, &amp;quot;Rocky&amp;quot; is one of the mysterious [[Man in the Pickle Suit|MIPS]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It has been revealed that the source of Asperchu's powers is the Chaos Pickle of Diligence, though Asperchu believed that he was [[GodJesus]]'s next prophet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asperchu is, of course, based on [[Christian Weston Chandler]]; his overweight appearance and clothing precisely emulate Chris's, and Asperchu's goatee is from Chris's [[Rollin' and Trollin']] phase. Asperchu's mannerisms are also directly copied from Chris, especially the [[ego]], narcissism, self-entitlement, and fixation on the [[Love Quest]]. Also, Asperchu's saga parallels Chris's descent into madness, with early issues focusing on Asperchu's fairly-innocent and [[naïve]] Love Quest, and later issues showing him to be just as big a [[duck|prick]] as Chris has become. It even goes as far as to hypothesize what Chris would do with a child if his wish came true: reasonably, he would get tired of said child and neglect to take care of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sonichu===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:TheOtherAsperchu.jpg|thumb|150px|Asperchu's bestest joy-boy Sonichu, who eventually got his own spin-off comic due to the popularity of Asperchu]] &lt;br /&gt;
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The brother, hetero-life mate, and STRAIGHT joy-boy of Asperchu, with whom he is engaged in an everlasting, STRAIGHT bromance. Or at least he ''was''...&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Sonichu]] shows up from time to time to assist Asperchu in his adventures and in defeating the villainous forces of the [[Troll]] Lords. Even if there aren't any villains to fight or adventures to be had, however, Sonichu and Asperchu just can't stand to be apart for long, so occasionally they will meet up for a [[Homos|late night snuggling rendezvous]]. He is currently running for the office of District Attorney of [[Virginia]], on a vigorous platform of promoting both gay rights and recognition of [[Asperger's Syndrome]] as a component of the Autism Spectrum. Or at least he ''did...''&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu was created in [[1999]] by Ian Brandon Anderson through an unholy mixture of human and Chu semen with Fanta. At first, Ian was overjoyed at having a son of his own, especially one who'd be a loyal and true son, unlike [[Bionic]]. However, Ian got bored of trying to raise Sonichu, especially when it got into his video game playing time. Casting him into a raft, Sonichu floated down the river until he was found by the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, who raised Sonichu as his own son. When Ian Brandon Anderson took over [[CWCVille]], Sonichu was forced to be married off to [[Rosechu]], only for him and the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]] to revolt. Arriving in ALBVille, he and the rest of the Chaotic Combo fought to free CWCVille from Ian's grips. However, the release of Metal Asperchu would change all that as he would slaughter most of the Combo. When Sonichu went to confront Ian at last, Metal Asperchu made short work of him, lopping off his right arm. When Asperchu, Max and Jivin returned from the past, Asperchu revealed off-handedly that Ian was his father. Sonichu went on a quest to find the truth, only to end up with Mitch Chu dead. When Christian told Sonichu the truth, it drove Sonichu insane. He hunted down Ian as he was kidnapping Asperia and blew out his kneecaps, accidentally killing Asperia. Being captured by Bionic again, he provoked Sonichu into killing Ian for good. As a gift, he grafted Ian's arm where Sonichu's once was. When Argentum was released, he teleported Asperchu and Sonichu to the time when the [[4-Cent_Garbage]] Center was destroyed, only for the hedgehog to tear apart the place. When Sonichu returns to the present, Sonichu attempts to call Asperchu a monster, but he feels himself unworthy of Chris's love and runs away.&lt;br /&gt;
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While in self-imposed exile in Molvanîa, he finds himself possessed by the soul of Ian and, in fear, runs to Bionic for help. When Bionic can't help him, the two rescue Sinestro from his prison. However, not even Sinestro understands Sonichu's odd transformation, his fur turning blue, his eyes taking Ian's [[heterochromia]] styling, [[Obesity|his cholesterol level skyrocketing]] and wanting to play the [[PS3]] for 5 to 9 hours.&lt;br /&gt;
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In an alternate universe of sorts, Sonichu is shown as an actual [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]-like character fighting an evil madman named [[Robotnik|CWC-Botnik]].&lt;br /&gt;
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At the end of Issue #F, Sonichu is no more, taken over by Ian's personality, becoming the dreaded ... '''Chris-Chan Sonichu'''.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Max===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Max.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Asperchu's plucky, polyurethane sidekick]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Close friend of Asperchu and Jivin. He is always a True, Caring friend who only ever looks out for his joy-boys. He is composed of 80% memory foam and is capable of absorbing the properties and attacks of other people by temporarily ingesting them. His transformations include [[Wikipedia:Guido|Guido]], [[Wikipedia:Waffen SS|Waffen SS]], [[Niggos|2Pac]] and Yellow Devil.&lt;br /&gt;
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At the funeral for the Chaotic Combo, it's revealed that Max is also a Christian minister.&lt;br /&gt;
*Max is a completely original character and is not derived from [[Wikipedia:Kirby (character)|any source]] other than Alec Benson Leary's own imagination.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Jivin Pickles===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Jivin.jpg|thumb|150px|Aww, shit son, Asperchu just got GANGSTA all up in here]] &lt;br /&gt;
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The son of a prominent cucumber farmer, Jivin is Asperchu's [[Niggos|black]] best friend who is black. He is keen to assist Asperchu in his [[Love Quest]], although some speculate it is merely an excuse for him to pursue his own personal Fuck Quest, as his attitude toward [[sweethearts]], while enthusiastic, appears less than wholesome at times. Instead of [[Christmas]], Jivin celebrates [[Wikipedia:Kwanzaa|Kwanzaa]]. Asperchu has suggested that he possibly does not realize Jivin is black. The Pickles family are the guardians of one of the seven Chaos Pickles.&lt;br /&gt;
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Jivin is a fan-favorite on Asperpedia that has received his own sub-episode, as well as two cameos in Isabel Monday's comic ''[[Fan:Capering Berries|Capering Berries]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
===Groovan===&lt;br /&gt;
Close friend of Max, Asperchu and Jivin. ''Asperchu'' issue Ten claims that they have always been friends.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Villains==&lt;br /&gt;
===Ian Brandon Anderson===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:IBAasperchu.png|thumb|150px|left|The evil and deceitful IAN BRANDON SOMETHING]] &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Ian]] believes himself to be the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler, but is instead a [[fat]], insane manchild. Ian rules [[CWCville]] through a totalitarian and Nazi-like regime, although the CWCville People's Liberation Front (CPLF) constantly fights against his oppression. He forced women in middle school and older into prostitution as a perverse form of &amp;quot;[[Dating Education|sexual education]]&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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This recently changed after Ian's lengthy absence, leading to [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Mayorshack Tito]]'s takeover and the return of justice to CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
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If he doesn't get his way, he uses his [[Megatron Pistol|Transformers gun]] to silence anyone who questions his delusions. Ian attempted to murder Christian to prove that he was the real Chris-chan, and also attempted to murder the &amp;quot;parodic&amp;quot; Sonichus before being set on fire by Metal Asperchu and losing his Transformers gun, where it passes hands until it is given away by Noir Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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In [[1999]], Ian had created Bionic, but quickly lost interest in him as the hedgehog attempted to win over his love. Fired from his job at [[Wendy's]] by [[Giovanni]], Ian discovered Asperchu and quickly became friends with him. He introduced him to his [[gal-pals]] [[Ivy]] and [[Megan]] before encountering his future self. The two fought and the younger Ian proved victorious. He attempted to have sex with the two before Megan tazered him. Trapped by the foppish Principal Blaziken, Bionic came to his aid, but Ian mistook Asperchu for the hero, breaking his creation in the process. He invites Asperchu to his house where he convinces Asperchu to surrender some of his [[comeuppance]] to create the Special Fanta Brew. Summoning [[Beel|Satan]] to his house after drinking the cup with their comeuppance, he has him use his satanic powers to turn them into a Sonichu inside his stomach. The younger Ian would encounter the older Ian, forcing the two to attack with their [[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]s, leading to Bionic being rendered how he is now. Disgusted by Bionic's perceived failure, Ian abandoned Bionic and, ten weeks later, gave birth to Sonichu. The birth, however, left his [[duck]] bent at a horrible angle. He later abandoned Sonichu since taking care of him took away from his time playing video games, so he sent him on a raft hoping that he'd raise himself to become the son he wanted without putting any effort into it.&lt;br /&gt;
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When the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler disappeared, Ian initiated a coup on CWCville, quickly gaining control. As the Asperchu series shares the same universe as ''[[Simonchu]]'' and ''[[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals]]'', it is said that he was able to con the people into thinking he was the true Christian Weston Chandler. In short order, Ian ravaged the city, destroyed it's commerce center and driven or killed 70% of its population, placing the remaining citizens under martial law.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, Ian reappeared, seeking to aid in the rescue of Asperchu, only to encounter the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler and be sat on fire by Metal Asperchu. Through various conversations, we learned that Ian had raped a number of Rosechu as well as Mitch Chu. When Metal Asperchu attacked, Ian took up a Son-Chu and battled it out, nearly winning until the robot took advantage of damage Simonchu inflicted. When the robot activated a time warp, he was tossed into the past and beaten by his past self. He attempted to fight again, only to encounter Max. He completely ignores Max's impassioned plea to stop fighting and races back to his house, encountering his younger self and set off the chain of events that would shunt him back into the present, where Metal Asperchu awaited. For a time, Ian was Bionic's prisoner, utterly unable to remember who he was. When Sonichu broke into his cell in an attempt to learn the truth of his past, Ian told him a fake story, only to be rejected by Sonichu. He attempted to escape with Sonichu, only to be captured in the process, passing out until the real Chris rescued everyone. Upon learning of Asperia, Ian sought to take her away because he feels that she is actually his daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. Upon attempting to spirit away Asperia, Sonichu blows out his kneecaps (accidentally killing Asperia) and is captured by Bionic. Bionic then uses the mentally unstable Sonichu to butcher his father. Ian finally meets his end with Sonichu's axe and Bionic's gun. As a reward, [[Metal Gear Solid|Bionic grafts Ian's right arm onto Sonichu's stump in place of the one he lost in Issue 3.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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However, the soul of Ian lives on within Sonichu and whenever he takes over, he causes Sonichu's eyes to take its heterochromic styling.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Ian Brandon Anderson]] is a version of Chris based on the [[Liquid Chris]] saga. Ian's appearance is a direct parody of Chris. Ian's death mirrors that of the deaths of Evan, Sean, and Mao in [[Sonichu 10]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Bionic the Hedgehog===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Bionicc.jpg|thumb|149px|Why don't you love me, father?]]&lt;br /&gt;
Ian Brandon Anderson's hedgehog creation. In 1999, Bionic was a jovial and [[homos|gay]] creature who encountered Jivin, Asperchu and Max after their time slip. They learned that he had sought to win Ian's love as the manchild slowly lost interest in other stuff other than [[ego|himself]] and [[china|women]]. When Bionic rescued Ian from Principal Blaziken, Ian mistook Asperchu as his savior and scolded Bionic, which broke him. Rescued by Jivin, but apparently lost his ability to speak (most likely swallowed his tongue), Bionic attempted to return to Ian, only to watch as his older self and younger self prepared to fire a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha on each other. Bionic saved an unwitting Asperchu from getting struck, only to be hit by the blasts. Losing an arm and being badly burned and scarred, Ian abandons him for his Sonichu. He attempts to get a job at McDonald's, but he is rejected by Robotnik. Rejected by his father and other lower forms, Bionic plots burning revenge against Ian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Years later, Metal Asperchu would find him wheelchair-bound in a [[Wikipedia:Dr. Wily|Dr. Wily-esque]] fortress. Bionic gave Metal Asperchu a Chaos Pickle as a sign of goodwill, then had him go after certain targets and kill them. Robotnik was first, killed for rejecting Bionic from McDonald's. Ian was the second target. When Metal Asperchu used the Chaos Pickles to create the time warp, he watched with joy as another robotic figure emerged. He finally managed to capture his father Ian Brandon Anderson (who forgot that Bionic was his first son and mistook him for another Sonichu parody), as well as his brother Sonichu. When the real Chris arrives to rescue Sonichu, he kills Mitch in cold blood before escaping.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bionic returns and seemingly reveals his true master plan: by driving Sonichu insane through the revelation of his true parentage, he uses the broken Electric Hedgehog Pokémon to murder Ian Brandon Anderson; in essence, turning his favorite son against him. His plans for the body of the dead Asperia is currently unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
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He attempted to help Sonichu with his strange transformation, but Sonichu stopped him and Sinestro, feeling this new form is much better. He is later called in to be a judge for Asperchu's trial.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Bionic's condition is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:Christopher Pike|Christopher Pike]], the first captain of ''Star Trek's USS Enterprise'', with the exception that Bionic could still talk while Pike could only respond with light. His judge outfit resembles that worn by [[Wikipedia:Q (Star Trek)|Q]] in the ''[[Wikipedia:Star Trek: The Next Generation|Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'' series premiere, &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Encounter at Farpoint|Encounter at Farpoint]]&amp;quot; and again in the finale,  &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:All Good Things...|All Good Things...]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Similarly, Bionic's crippled body, mobile life support system, mechanized speech, distorted eyes, and general air of malevolent mystery could be based on [[Wikipedia:Davros|Davros]], one of the main villains on ''[[Wikipedia:Doctor Who|Doctor Who]].''&lt;br /&gt;
*Also, Bionic's base is based off a [[dream]] Chris mentioned about people being killed in a &amp;quot;[[Mailbag_39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|SKULL-SHAPED]]&amp;quot; factory.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Metal Asperchu===&lt;br /&gt;
Metal Asperchu was to be Sinestro's ultimate tool in finding the seven Chaos Pickles, but refused to follow his orders and proceeded to seek the Chaos Pickles on his own. Metal attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion to guide his quest, then brutally murdered three of the five members of the Chaotic Combo. &lt;br /&gt;
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From there he goes and forms an alliance with the severely crippled Bionic the Hedgehog, doing random tasks like blowing up fast [[McDonald's|food restaurants]] and killing [[Robotnik|Teddy Roosevelt]]. Bionic then orders the robot to bring him Christian Weston Chandler as his final task. He confronts Ian and attempts to kill him, only to be damaged in the process. He uses the four Pickles he gathered to take a new form and banish Ian, Asperchu, Max and Jivin to another time. When the four return, Metal Asperchu has taken up a new form and easily captures Ian. After obtaining the fifth Chaos Pickle, he decides to hold off on number six until he can unlock his full database. Confronting Sinestro, he learns the truth of the fourth directive, then releases Yellow Devil, Cthulu Chu and Bubastis Chu before imprisoning Sinestro in one of the tubes. After killing Cthulu Chu, he figures out the secret of the Fourth Directive and forces Sinestro to watch his work finally unfold. However, after the creation of Argentum and his subsequent turning, Metal Asperchu has gone into a massive blue screen of death. Soon after, WesLi Chu gives Metal Asperchu a disk and he begins scanning seven individuals who are part of the Anchuent Prophecy. He scans Asperchu, WesLi Chu, Sonichu, Chris and two others (presumably Alzheichu and Dino Dash) before the heroes attack him in his attempt to get the last one. He kills Noir Chu and Aspercream and defeats many of the heroes before Alzheichu stabs him with Chris's knife, briefly causing him to go haywire and explode, destroying him and finally releasing the Chaos Pickles. &lt;br /&gt;
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* Based on [[Metal Sonichu]] who in turn is based on Metal Sonic.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other villains===&lt;br /&gt;
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;Sinestro&lt;br /&gt;
As the apparent leader of the trolls, Sinestro has attempted to create numerous clones of Asperchu in order to find the seven Chaos Pickles, including Metal Asperchu and Noir Chu. Lisa and Dino Dash have been at his command from the very beginning, and he has convinced John to join him as well. After activating and losing Metal Asperchu, Sinestro has found himself pushed aside as the main villain before being locked up completely by his own creation. He was recently rescued by Sonichu and Bionic in an attempt to cure Sonichu's odd transformation.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sinestro's name comes from a [[Wikipedia:Sinestro|comic-book villain]], while his appearance is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Excel_Saga_characters#Il_Palazzo|Il Palazzo]] of ''[[Excel Saga]]'' (whose appearance was also copied by Chris for the character [[ScotPalazzo]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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;Lisa&lt;br /&gt;
A girl who attends Normandale Community College. Asperchu took a fancy to her, and worked up the courage to ask her on a date for some fine dining and pleasant conversation at the local Burger King and she agreed. However, her plan all along was to steal his Asperchu Medallion and lower his Heart Level. Although Asperchu later defeated her in battle, she still succeeded in both goals. She appears to be in the employ of Sinestro, to whom she delivered the Medallion. She has recently returned in an attempt to find and retrieve a disk that had been used by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
*Lisa most closely resembles Chris's ex-sweetheart [[Blanca]]. As with Lisa, Blanca pretended to be interested in Chris in order to steal his medallion. Her asking him out on a fake date is based on the acts of proto-troll [[Hanna]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;John and Kendra&lt;br /&gt;
John (YouTube handle: '''GJ-Radar''', &amp;quot;GJ&amp;quot; presumably standing for [[GodJesus]]) is a born-again Baptist from rural Texas; he and his fiancée '''Kendra''' traveled to Minnesota after becoming aware of Asperchu's YouTube rants, which they deemed sacrilegious and sinful. John confronted Asperchu and demanded that he overcome his hypocrisy; Asperchu responded by challenging him to a YouTube Godstar Challenge to prove who the real Christian was. John was declared to be the one true Christian, while Asperchu was declared a fraud. Asperchu subsequently stole John's own crucifix necklace and used it to power his Jesus-hameha attack, which hit and injured Kendra when she intervened. Sinestro approached John, offering to heal Kendra in return for his services.&lt;br /&gt;
* Based off the [[Singstar Challenge]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. John and Kendra most likely represent [[Liquid]] and [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Dino Dash/Clyde Cash&lt;br /&gt;
Dino Dash (called Clyde Cash in later issues) is the guido who kidnapped Jonas Chu in order to impersonate him at the Guitar Hero championship and abduct Dixie Chu as part of Sinestro's plan to obtain the seven Chaos Pickles. He is the strongest and most cunning of Sinestro's pawns.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dino Dash is based on [[Clyde Cash]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Count Plot Cohesuon&lt;br /&gt;
Count Plot Cohesuon is the mysterious force that may be behind Sinestro's search for the Chaos Pickles. He is not fond of ''dei ex machina''.&amp;lt;!--plural of &amp;quot;deus ex machina&amp;quot;--&amp;gt; According to Alec's comments on Issue 5E, Plot Cohesuon is Count Graduon's cousin and he's also dead, having used his powers on himself in an accident.&lt;br /&gt;
*Count Plot Cohesuon is a parody of [[Count Graduon]] from the original Sonichu comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Silvana Rosechu&lt;br /&gt;
The evil, hermaphroditic Rosechu from the Sonichu series. Even more evil and cunning, she appears to work for Ian Brandon Anderson. She murders Bubbles and Magi-Chan, then lures Asperchu towards Ian, where's she's forced to become [[Meg Griffin]] for Ian's pleasure. She also has a noticeable bulge.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Yellow Devil&lt;br /&gt;
A leftover from Dr. Wily's usage, the Yellow Devil now works for Bionic, capturing Sonichu and Ian as they attempt to escape. It crushes Mitch Chu's legs, smacks Jivin around and fights Max before he is defeated by the real Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on the [[List_of_Mega_Man_characters#Bio-Devil|Yellow Devil]] from the ''Megaman'' game series.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Supporting characters==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Asperchu's family===&lt;br /&gt;
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;Grandpa Alzheichu&lt;br /&gt;
Asperchu's grandfather, an [[racist|old-fashioned]] Sonichu who spends most of his time sitting in his armchair and watching television. He also likes to make Asperchu do [[stress]]ful chores around the house. Alzheichu is married to Grandma Snorlax. Alzheichu sacrifices himself to stop Metal Asperchu's assault.&lt;br /&gt;
*Alzheichu is based on [[Bob Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Grandma Snorlax&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu's grandmother. Spends all of her time sleeping in the backyard. Snorlax is married to Alzheichu. Lost her left foot due to Asperia's hunger.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Snorlax|Snorlax]]&amp;quot; is the nickname given to [[Barbara Chandler]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Asperia Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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The future daughter of Asperchu, as foretold by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] in a dream. Asperia Chu is definitely not a ginger. Asperia finally became a reality as a side effect of Past Chris's plans to become pregnant with Sonichu. When Asperchu craps her out in the present, he fails to realize what a disfigured abomination she really is. Asperchu quickly gets bored of her and, instead of taking care of her, stuffs her in the fridge or leaves her with sleeping Grandma Snorlax.&lt;br /&gt;
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In one of Asperchu's daydreams of Asperia, she's seen wearing a bikini top and a thong underneath a skirt. This is likely mirroring Chris's [[pedofork]] tendencies. He also describes her as &amp;quot;the pinnacle of his existence&amp;quot;, attributing to his own narcissism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Sadly, Asperia is the latest victim of Ian Brandon Anderson's evils. Having been kidnapped by the madmanchild, she is accidentally killed by a vengeful Sonichu in his attempts to get back at him. However, Bionic recovers her body, and it is heavily implied he has plans for her since he sympathizes with having a neglectful father.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Asperia Chu is based on [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]. As with Crystal, her name is a feminine version of her &amp;quot;father's.&amp;quot; Also, Asperia's [[Wikipedia:Alien (creature in Alien franchise)|&amp;quot;Alien&amp;quot; appearance]] may be a jab at the [[Sonee and Rosey]] designs which have horrified many.&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Chaotic Combo (Asperchu)|The Chaotic Combo]]===&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Wild Sonichu''' is the leader of the Chaotic Combo and Simonchu's gay lover. Despises Asperchu's desire to win back Dixie Chu.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Angelica Rosechu''' uses her wings and her faith in GodJesus to help her fight the forces of evil.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Punchy Sonichu''' is the master of the &amp;quot;anshuent Chinaman martial arts.&amp;quot; He has a very noticeable accent due to his ethnicity.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Bubbles Rosechu''' is the entirely useless member who just hangs out with the group. She is extremely [[retarded|slow-in-the-mind]] and is prone to injuring herself.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Magi-Chan Sonichu''' uses his psychic powers to aid the Chaotic Combo. Magi-Chan is able to locate any person by going into a five-and-a-half hour trance. He also likes to go on long walks in the park and [[Mass debate]] to videos of Simonchu and Wild's Honeymoon. He also seems to have a thing for Simonchu as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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Wild, Angelica and Punchy were all brutally murdered by Metal Asperchu. Bubbles and Magi-Chan are later murdered by Silvana.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Christian Weston Chandler===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:RealcwcAsperchu.png|thumb|150px|The TRUE and HONEST CWC (also the true and honest medallion)]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu's father and creator, Christian is the hero of CWCville, always willing to risk his life and do what is necessary for the greater good. He helped to reform CWCville after the war with Albville under the reign of his father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert &amp;quot;The Lumberjack&amp;quot; Chandler]] and restored peace before Ian's hostile takeover. After assisting Asperchu's assault on Sinestro's castle, Christian left to pursue Ian Brandon Anderson.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Issue 4, it's revealed that he raised Sonichu since as far back as he could remember, and trained him how to fight and WHEN to fight. However, during the time travel episode, Asperchu shed's light on the mayors past that puts Sonichu's biological parentage in doubt. The hedgehog now seeks Chris to try to find out the truth of his parentage. Instead, Chris finds them, rescuing them from Bionic, though not before Bionic kills Mitch. It is revealed in Issue 5 that Chris found Sonichu abandoned in a cardboard box and raised the Hedgehog Pokémon to be the creature who he was now.&lt;br /&gt;
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It's been revealed that Chris is the avatar of the Chaos Pickle of Patience.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Christian Chandler is based on [[Liquid Chris]]. The knife he carries is based on [[Sonichu Special 4]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===Argentum===&lt;br /&gt;
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The end result of Metal Asperchu's experiments, it is the Asperchu clone that has its fourth directive unlocked. It has the ability to warp space time and seems to be capable of feeding of the pain of others.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Argentum's design is a mixture of the Pokémon [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]] and Sonic the Hedgehog character [[Wikipedia:Silver the Hedgehog|Silver the Hedgehog]]. His name is Latin for &amp;quot;silver&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other characters===&lt;br /&gt;
;Heaven Fatterton&lt;br /&gt;
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Lisa's accomplice and a fat ginger. She pretends to be Lisa during Asperchu's date so that she can steal the Asperchu medallion while Lisa films the date for blackmail. When her wig falls of, Asperchu is to dense to realize she's a phony and instead thinks there's two Lisas when the real Lisa shows up. Heaven has a thinner, bustier sister named Hortense who was killed by [[Bob Chandler]] for getting close to Chris-Chan.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Mitch Sonichu|Mitch Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu's cousin. He's a [[Homos|gay]] hairstylist, and his catch-phrase is &amp;quot;Razzle-dazzle&amp;quot;. When problems arose during Metal Asperchu's attack, Sonichu called in Mitch to watch over Jivin and his dad, who were attacked by the robot. He ended up giving Jivin a new hairdo. Later he helps reform Asperchu clone Noir Chu by having him volunteer at an Albville soup hotel. In issue 3, it is implied that Ian raped Mitch when he was a Sonee. He also has two fathers. In Issue 4, he agrees to join Sonichu on his quest to find his real father. When he attempts to rescue Sonichu from Bionic's clutches, his legs are crushed by the Yellow Devil, pinned to a wall crucifix-style, then shot through the chest before the real Chris can save him. &lt;br /&gt;
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Mitch also appears as Sonichu's guide through the wonderful world of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]] in ''[[Fan: Sonichu Revolution|Sonichu Revolution]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Mitch Chu is based on [[Mitch Sonichu]], Chris's take on Asperchu's &amp;quot;EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER&amp;quot; in [[Sonichu 10]]. He was made into a gay stylist as a logical conclusion to said makeover.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Simonchu&lt;br /&gt;
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Although [[Simonchu]] stars in his own comic series, he appears in Asperchu as the bisexual lover of Wild Sonichu. Metal Asperchu attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion. He is rendered grief-stricken when Metal Asperchu killed Wild, allowing him to be taken advantage of by Rosechu. In Issue 4, Simonchu agrees to join Sonichu in trying to find his real father.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Dixie Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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The girl of Asperchu's dreams. Dixie been dating Jonas Chu and is disgusted by Asperchu, but that fact hasn't kept Asperchu from pursuing her. Asperchu has dedicated his life to obtaining &amp;quot;Dix&amp;quot; as his sweetheart. She recently returned to testify against Asperchu in his trial&lt;br /&gt;
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* Dixie Chu is based off a number of Chris's [[gal-pals]], but is probably more centered on [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Kacey]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Jonas Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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Asperchu's rival for the heart of Dixie Chu. Asperchu first met Jonas Chu at the Brass Dragon, where, in preparation for the Guitar Hero championship, they competed for the right to be Dixie Chu's boyfriend. Jonas beat Asperchu, but only by &amp;quot;cheating&amp;quot; by playing on Hard mode, which Asperchu had not yet mastered. Jonas was then kidnapped so that Dino Dash could replace him in the tournament and abduct Dixie.&lt;br /&gt;
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He escaped over a week later by chewing through his handcuffs. Jonas followed Max and Jivin to Sinestro's castle, where he was reunited with his love.&lt;br /&gt;
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* May have been based off the events from [[CWC More Than A Feeling]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. His waistcoast and name derive from the [[Wikipedia:Jonas brothers|Jonas brothers]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Denubius King&lt;br /&gt;
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His only appearance is in the Jivin sub-episode. He is a [[niggo|black]] kingpin in pimp attire and carries a pimp cane with an afro on it, called the &amp;quot;Staff of Suffrage&amp;quot;. He kidnaps Jivin's father and tries to steal the Pickles family farm to get his hands on the Chaos Pickle they're guarding, but is foiled by Jivin.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Bullet-Time Montgomery.&lt;br /&gt;
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First appeared in the Jivin Sub-Episode. He works for Denubius King and is a crack-shot with a revolver. Denubius orders him to kill Jivin, but Jivin knocks him out with &amp;quot;Deus ex BLACKina&amp;quot;. He later reappears as a juror at Asperchu's trial.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu's sweetheart. She is seen comforting Simonchu at the funeral for Wild, Punchy and Angelica. Jivin is shown to have sexual fantasies of her. After the funeral, she tells Simonchu that she [[pickle|can satisfy his needs]], which pisses off Magi-Chan. Rosechu later confronts Simonchu and seduces him. It's later revealed that Rosechu cheats on Sonichu all the time; she's also banged Punchy, Naitsirhc, and even Dino Dash. She is later used as a gamble chip to win back Sonichu, but it proves ineffective.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Rosechu's transgenderism parodies the constant call-out to Chris concerning Rosechu's gender, especially after events in the [[Mailbag]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Whispy Sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
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Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin. Appears at the Chaotic Combo's funeral, barely affected by his cousin's death. Despite being Oriental, Whispy speaks Spanish.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Larry D. Waltz&lt;br /&gt;
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Larry D. Waltz is the dean of Normandale Community College. He supplies Sinestro with [[niggos|an African-American]] in exchange for a mysterious disc. When the disk is later stolen by WesLi Chu, he appoints Lisa to get it back. He nearly gets his head taken off by one of Asperchu's Asper-Ha-Me-Has.&lt;br /&gt;
*Larry is based on [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and has a resemblance to [[Jimmy Hill]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Sitting Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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Sitting Chu is the head of ALBville's only Soup Hotel. He welcomes those who need refuge with open arms, but he isn't beyond kicking people out, as he did with Asperchu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sitting Chu is based off of the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Jimarcus Chu&lt;br /&gt;
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A friend of Mitch Chu's. He was a veteran of the Jamaican war, and currently works at the Albville Soup hotel (they only need one) to help CWCville refugees. He's accepting of Noir Chu and helps him adjust, though he, too, is not thrilled by Asperchu's self-centeredness.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jimarcus Chu is loosely based on [[Inos]] and his physical appearance is based off of [http://www.grandtheftwiki.com/Little_Jacob Little Jacob]. His name is derived from [[Wikipedia:Jamaica|Jamaica]] and [[Wikipedia:Marcus Garvey|Marcus Garvey]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Doctor Robotnik]]&lt;br /&gt;
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It seems that the once-feared nemesis of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] has fallen on hard times, now working as a cashier at a [[McDonald's]]. He promptly kicks Asperchu out of the restaurant when he attempts to ''seriously'' pay for a $31 meal with food stamps worth $10. He is then killed by Metal Asperchu for his crimes against Bionic.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Megan and Ivy&lt;br /&gt;
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Two of the younger Ian's [[gal-pals]]. When the younger Ian defeats his future self in pathetic combat, he attempts to have [[hanky panky]] only to be tazed by Megan.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Megan and Ivy are based off of [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Ivy]].&lt;br /&gt;
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;Principal Blaziken&lt;br /&gt;
The overly homosexual principal of Ian's high school. His actions lead Ian to call for help and is killed by Bionic, only for Ian to mistake Asperchu to be the hero.&lt;br /&gt;
* Principal Blaziken is based off [[Sonichu 10]]'s Marvey Blaziken and is reminiscent of the principal from Chris's elementary school.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Sammy]]&lt;br /&gt;
A hat-wearing, bespectacled individual resembling Chris. Rambles in [[Random-access humor|odd phrases]]. Metal Asperchu obliterates him and everything around him after getting the fifth Chaos Pickle. He later returns, alive and well, as a cushion for Asperchu's fall.&lt;br /&gt;
*While he is obviously modeled after [[Sammy]] from ''Sonichu'' (who was in turn a ripoff of [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]), he's also taken on some traits from ''Homestar Runner'' character Homsar, who wore a yellow bowler hat and spouted &amp;quot;word salads&amp;quot; and non-sequiturs (which turned out to simply be his native language), such as &amp;quot;All aboard the Gravy Train!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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;Bubastis Chu&lt;br /&gt;
Asperchu clone number 18. Originally just another extra for Sinestro's Forte Grosse, Bubastis Chu rose in popularity when she featured in Isabel Monday's [[Capering Berries]] in a spinoff comic. All of her comics are jokes based on the comic/film ''Watchmen'', and she generally annoys her two fathers Sinestro and Larry. Bubastis Chu and Cthulhu Chu are later released by Metal Asperchu in the Asperchu comics.&lt;br /&gt;
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;[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)]]&lt;br /&gt;
Has a brief cameo appearance during Ian's daydreams. According to her Asperpedia article, Ian, believing himself to be Chris, thought Crystal Weston Chandler was his sister. And being the massive [[Chris and ego|narcissist]] that he is, believed that his ideal partner was [[incest|his closest genetic match]]. Failing to seduce his faux-sister, he instead named his dream daughter after her. Believing Asperia was really Crystal, Ian became jealous of Asperchu. Like Asperia, she wears a [[Pedofork|thong]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Crystal is obviously based on his imaginary daughter, but in a humorous twist, looks like Chris's comic drawing of his sister. Thus, the circle of incest is complete.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Mayorshack Tito&lt;br /&gt;
The new democratically-elected mayor of [[CWCville]] after the dethronement of Ian Brandon Anderson. Tito has been tremendously successful in restoring the city to its former glory, bringing life back to the desolate wasteland. Asperchu, for some reason, thinks he's [[niggo|black]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Mayorshack Tito is based on the troll [[Surfshack Tito]], who gets his name from Tito Makani Jr. of ''[[Wikipedia:Rocket Power|Rocket Power]]''. Mayorshack Tito's appearance is also based on Tito Makani Jr.&lt;br /&gt;
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;Noir Chu and Aspercream&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Noir.jpg|thumb|Noir is fed up with this shit.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Noir Chu was Sinestro's newest attempt to clone Asperchu by adding a black man named DeShaunn into the mix. However, DeShaunn's girlfriend jumped into the mixture with him and was turned into the rabbit Aspercream. Noir Chu would confront Asperchu and, confused by his memories, would be lead to the Albville Soup Hotel, where he would find his calling there. After being banished by Sinestro for losing Noir Chu, Aspercream ran off to Albville where she was reunited with Noir. When Sonichu ran off to find Ian, Noir Chu takes Asperchu to find and stop them, with Aspercream pleading not to get hurt, SOMEHOW knowing that it was Asperchu who got Magi-Chan killed. Both Noir Chu and Aspercream are wounded in Metal Asperchu's rampage, but survive.&lt;br /&gt;
* Noir Chu is based on [[Blake]]. Aspercream resembles [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Princess [[Julie]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of the members of the [[Molvanîa]]n Royal Family. She and the others have strong ties with the Rebels of CWCVille.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Princess Julie is based off of the infamous troll of the same name. Her design, however, is based off of [[Wikipedia: Bobby Hill|Bobby Hill]] of ''King of the Hill''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Crackder]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of Ian's attempts at making sentient war machines. However, it is slow-in-the-mind, rambles off random-access humor and is against war. Asperchu hates him because he's a slow-in-the-mind.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Crackder is based off of the Decepticon Chris created of the same name.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Yawning Squirtle]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We don't know how the hell he got off the [[Moon]], but he's off of it and still smoking it up. It was revealed that he was Mayorshack Tito's opponent in the CWCville elections, and currently works as an attorney. His hated rival is Lewis Croagunk, who opposed him in Asperchu's trial.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Mimms]] and Lucas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two patrons of the Brass Dragon. Mimms sports a wicked green 'fro.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Both Mimms and Lucas are based off of the CWC informants who frequented the GAMe PLACe. Lucas's design resembles that of [[Wikipedia:Lucas (Mother)|the character of the same name from the ''Mother'' series]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Rocky]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A mysterious squirrel with green antenna. He calls Asperchu &amp;quot;dum-dum&amp;quot; and tries to steer him in the opposite direction to make him blameless. In actuality, Rocky is MIPS 09, attempting to steer Asperchu into fulfilling the Anchuent Prophecy.&lt;br /&gt;
*While Rocky's design and speech resembles that of [[Wikipedia:Rocky the Flying Squirrel|Rocky the Flying Squirrel]] of the ''Rocky and Bullwinkle'' cartoons and [[Wikipedia:The Great Gazoo|The Great Gazoo]] of ''The Flintstones'', the creature is also a parody of [[Rocky Shoemaker]], Chris's pastoral counselor (although the real Rocky is not as indulgent as the ''Asperchu'' Rocky). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jimmy Hill]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ruler of Molvanîa and Princess Julie's father. Enjoys playing Pokémon trading-card games. When he finds out of Julie's capture, he opts to move out to save her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Jimmy Hill resembles the old man used in the earlier Chris trolling schemes, but his mannerisms match more of Hank Hill of ''King of the Hill''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Lewis Croagunk&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The prosecutor for Asperchu's trial. It is revealed that he is old rivals with Yawning Squirtle and he seems to be a very competent lawyer. Oddly, for a Croagunk, he has a human's head.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Lewis Croagunk may be a parody of Chris's various court-based characters from ''Sonichu 10''.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Croagunk|Croagunk]] are a variety of [[Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Prison inmates&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A gathering of the biggest, baddest villains and other faces from various TV shows, including Skullmaster of ''Mighty Max'', Krang from the 1980s ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' cartoons, Tohru, Finn, and Ratso from ''Jackie Chan Adventures'', and an assortment of Pokémon (most notably a rapist Poliwrath). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Warden Clawdorf&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Warden of the prison Asperchu is locked up in. He's a real [[niggos|black]] [[duck|dick]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Clawdorf]] is [[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s archnemesis in [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] who appears only in a silhouette, which inadvertently resembles a penis with arms. ''Asperchu'' Clawdorf parodies this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Gumby&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of children's lovable creations was an inmate in the jail after accidentally killing a child inside a book. He had converted to Christianity and attempted to do so with Asperchu, but only got him to create his own Bible with him as the Son of God. He is wiped from existence after Asperchu leaves him inside his book.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Gumby|Gumby]] was a [[REAL Protest against the FAKE|C-L-A-Y]] character created by Art Clokey.&lt;br /&gt;
;Asperchoso&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Asperchu's avatar in his &amp;quot;Second Greatest Story Ever Told&amp;quot;. The paragon of manliness and a Son of God, he prevents others from getting girlfriends by blowing their kneecaps out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Asperchoso's name is derived from the Rabbichosos from [[Vivian Gee]]'s &amp;quot;[[The Girl Who Took Down The World]]&amp;quot; story. His actions are similar to Chris's in [[Sonichu Special 4]], when he blows Liquid Chris's kneecaps off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Poliwrath&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A hardened criminal who tried to [[rape|make Asperchu his bitch]] upon his arrival. However, after Asperchu and Gumby escaped into Asperchu's book, he quickly became a convert to Asperchu's &amp;quot;religion&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Wikipedia:Poliwrath|Poliwrath]] are a variety of [[Pokémon]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===4-Cent_Garbage Center residents===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Naitsirhc]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Naitsirhc has a brief cameo in the 4-Cent_Garbage Center that Argentum recreates. He is seen alongside [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. He attempts to get Sonichu to calm down, but ends up getting his neck snapped by the hedgehog.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Unbelievably, Naitsirhc in Asperchu looks ''[[Homos|even gayer]]'', as he sports earrings and crotchless chaps.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Mary Lee Walsh]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another one of the inhabitants of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. When Sonichu tears apart the building, she and Count Graduon go and unleash Joshua Martinez.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Mary's design in Asperchu borrows largely from ''[[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VIII|Final Fantasy VIII]]'' villain Ultimecia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]&lt;br /&gt;
Owner of the  4-Cent_Garbage Center. His appearance is identical to that in Sonichu. When he confronts ''Sonichu'', he is killed in the same manner Rosechu attacked him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Clyde Cash]]&lt;br /&gt;
Clyde makes a very brief cameo in Ian's dream in Issue 4, where he's demonstrating his dominance over said troll. It is likely this scene was inspired by [[:Image:325504_-_Chris-chan_clyde_cash.jpg|this piece of fanart.]] According to Asperpedia's article on Clyde, he, [[Brian Bash]] and Dino Dash were all part of an elite government task force at one point in the past. Clyde Cash makes another appearance, this time in the 4-Cent Garbage tower. When Plautistic captures Sonichu, Clyde and Jack go to finish Sonichu. Clyde is shown wearing Spider-Man's pants and boots and is able to shoot webbing from his hands.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Clyde's design is based off of the picture Chris found of Clyde (actually a photo of Joe Hotti). His having Spider-Man powers is based off of [[No More Jokes|the set of videos trying to troll Clyde]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jack Thaddeus]]&lt;br /&gt;
Seen in the 4-Cent Garbage Tower alongside Clyde Cash. His appearance is similar to that in Sonichu. He uses the Goblin Glider and Pumpkin Bombs of [[Wikipedia:Norman Osborn|the Green Goblin]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Count Graduon]]&lt;br /&gt;
One of the inhabitants of the 4-Cent Garbage Tower. His appearance resembles a [[duck|penis]]. When Sonichu tears apart the building, he and Mary Lee Walsh free Joshua Martinez. When the creature is destroyed, Joshua tosses him aside.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;Chief Boyd&lt;br /&gt;
One of the heads of the COProtectors. Is brutally murdered by Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on the [[Jerkhief]] from ''Sonichu''; &amp;quot;COProtectors&amp;quot; is an inversion of &amp;quot;[[jerkop]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Bagget]]&lt;br /&gt;
Head of security at the 4-Cent Garbage Building. A no-nonsense type of guy, Bagget tries to get Asperchu to reveal where Sonichu is before the hedgehog confronts the two of them. Sadly, Bagget falls to Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Wall of Originals|Plautistic]]&lt;br /&gt;
A mysterious creature held by those within the 4-Cent Garbage Building bonded with Joshua Martinez When Sonichu goes on a rampage, Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon release it. The creature resembles the mythical creature Hydra. Its leaves can be smoked as a type of [[Tobacky|drug]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Joshua Martinez]]&lt;br /&gt;
A Mexican who was once bonded with Plautistic. In the heat of battle, Sonichu tears him from Plautistic, then tears his head off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wesli Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
A hedgehog working within the 4-Cent Garbage Building. ACTUALLY knows magic, including his own Anchuent power, Wes-Li-Ha-Me-Ha. He's such a manly man, he can even make full-on [[Megagi|bull dykes]] crave his [[duck]]. After escaping the destruction of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, the MIPS made him give a data CD to Metal Asperchu. Shortly after, his memory was wiped. It has been revealed that he holds the Chaos Pickle of Chastity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Giovanni]]&lt;br /&gt;
The feared leader of [[Team Rocket]] and gym leader of Viridian City has another job: manager at Wendy's. He was seen in 1999, firing Ian Brandon Anderson after he fell asleep on the job, then promised that he'd never work in the city again. Years later, he takes up residence at the 4-Cent Garbage Building. When his son is killed by Sonichu's hand, he confronts Sonichu, using a small army of Pokémon to stop him. Sonichu uses said Pokémon to kill Giovanni, mostly by impaling him with them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[CADD Chef]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Killed in the destruction of 4-cent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Michael Snyder]]&lt;br /&gt;
A Jewish magician working for the MIPS. He also runs [[The GAMe PLACe|The Brass Dragon]] and is frustrated by Sonichu's attempts to trade a rare Black Lotus card with a ''Pokémon Ruby'' cartridge. He was responsible for helping Jack and Clyde escape.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;MIPS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Self-aware supercomputers that help run 4-Cent. Michael Snyder reports directly to them and contacts them by pickle-phone. He asks them to help evacuate the building, but they claim they're using up all their resources to [[100 2178|control the realtors]]. They are capable of meeting anywhere, including in space. They are keenly interested in fulfilling the [[Anchuent Prophecy]].&lt;br /&gt;
*MIPS are a personification of Chris's paranoid belief in a [[100 2178|conspiracy by the Greene County school board]] to keep his family in Ruckersville so he can stay in his &amp;quot;autistic shell&amp;quot;. MIPS is speculated to stand for &amp;quot;[[The Man in the Pickle Suit|Men In Pickle Suits]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[ScotPalazzo]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Killed in the destruction of 4cent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Megagi]] Chu&lt;br /&gt;
A purple lesbian skunk who broke Sonichu's heart in the past and has orgies with Saramah Chu, Jiggliami and even Wes-Li. Is killed with Saramah Chu's torn off arms, taunting him to then end.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Sarah Hammer|Saramah Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
A yellow Rosechu who broke Sonichu's heart in the past. Her arms are ripped off, the trauma killing her. However, after the destruction of Metal Asperchu, her Chaos Pickle, Temperance, returned to her and revived and restored her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
;[[Jiggliami]]&lt;br /&gt;
A pink Jigglypuff humanoid who broke Sonichu's heart in the past. She is killed when Sonichu punches through her head.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chaos Pickles===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Chaos Pickles are seven magical items of great power. According to Chris, the pickles are within seven special people and, should they be removed, they enable its user to be revived and restored once they are freed again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Image&lt;br /&gt;
!Color&lt;br /&gt;
! Trait&lt;br /&gt;
! Location&lt;br /&gt;
!Avatar&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-violet.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Purple&lt;br /&gt;
|Kindness&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by the Pickles family; stolen by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Lovely Weather&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-blue.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Blue&lt;br /&gt;
|Temperance&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Bionic; given to Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Saramah Chu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-green.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Green&lt;br /&gt;
|Patience&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Flame the Sunbird; stolen by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-pink.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Pink&lt;br /&gt;
|Charity&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Bionic; given to Metal Asperchu in return for murdering Robotnik&lt;br /&gt;
|Megan&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[File:Pickle-orange.jpg|50px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Orange&lt;br /&gt;
|Chastity&lt;br /&gt;
|Owned by Sammy; stolen by Metal Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Wesli Chu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| – &lt;br /&gt;
|Yellow&lt;br /&gt;
|Diligence&lt;br /&gt;
|Inside Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|Asperchu&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| – &lt;br /&gt;
|Red&lt;br /&gt;
|Humility&lt;br /&gt;
| -&lt;br /&gt;
|Ian Brandon Anderson&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The Chaos Pickles parody the [[Sonichu Balls]]. They are each named for one of the [[Wikipedia:Seven virtues#Seven heavenly virtues|seven heavenly virtues]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Locations==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Alzheichu's Home===&lt;br /&gt;
This is where Asperchu lives. A junky, decrepit home, Alzheichu makes Asperchu do menial, back-breaking chores. Asperchu's room is a particular mess, covered with various toys and anime posters. It also has an [[Hex Bawx|XBox 360]], which Asperchu constantly plays, especially after his encounter with Dixie Chu. The house's frame is under constant [[stress]], since Grandma Snorlax is always up against it.&lt;br /&gt;
* A parody of [[Tour of Chris's house|Chris's house]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===The Brass Dragon===&lt;br /&gt;
A gaming store which Asperchu frequents. This is where Asperchu encounters Dixie Chu and Jonas Chu and attempts to win Dixie's heart. Michael Snyder runs the shop. Asperchu is now officially banned from the store for trying to steal a rare card.&lt;br /&gt;
* This is a parody of [[The GAMe PLACe]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Pickles Ranch===&lt;br /&gt;
Home of Jivin and Dick Pickles, who owned a Chaos Pickle before Metal Asperchu broke in and stole it. Oddly, it has a collection of skeletons.&lt;br /&gt;
*Resembles the Skywalker farm from [[Wikipedia:Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope|''Star Wars'']].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[CWCville]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Before and after Ian Brandon Anderson's reign as mayor, CWCville was a peaceful, beautiful city with flowering fields and a happy populace. Under Ian, however, it turned into a dictatorship that wiped out 70% of the population, all of whom were found distasteful by the mayor. Women are forced into [[dating education|brothels]] as early as Junior High School, and all remaining occupations are in the mayor's mall. The environment was destroyed by his dark energy and the pollution of state Orange Soda factories. An army of Sonichu Nazis carry out the mayor's will and are as intolerant and depraved as he is. Fortunately, thanks to the reconstruction effort, most of the damage has been reversed. Democracy has also been returned thanks to [[Liquid|Chris's]] efforts, and [[Surfshack Tito|Mayorshack Tito]] won the first CWCville election in years.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Albville===&lt;br /&gt;
Neighboring town to CWCville and Asperchu's hometown. Unlike CWCville, it is under a democratic system and accepts people of all races, orientations and creeds. In fact, they receive many CWCville refugees, who are well taken care of in the Albville soup hotel (they only need one). It allied with [[Evan|ECGville]] during a brief war with old [[CWCville|RFCville]] and has since maintained good relations with the town. Founded by Alec Benson Leary, who has since disappeared in [[Sonichu 10|mysterious circumstances]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Bionic's fortress===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Bionic]]'s base of operations, which was abandoned when [[Liquid|Chris]] came to Sonichu's rescue.&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on  [[Wikipedia:Dr. Wily|Dr. Wily's]] fortress, as well as Chris's dream of a [[Mailbag 39#In which Chris describes a bad dream for no reason|SKULL-SHAPED factory]] where [[Tobacky|smokers]] were murdered.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent_Garbage Center]]===&lt;br /&gt;
The remnants of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, which was destroyed by Ian, are still being cleaned up by CWCville's citizens. Originally the economic center of the city, it also contained many of Ian's [[trolls|&amp;quot;Undesirables&amp;quot;]] and he [[Twin Falling Towers|flew his mouse-pointer plane into the building]] to destroy it. Many lives were lost, and to this day is considered &amp;quot;Ian's most terrible legacy&amp;quot;. Argentum brings Sonichu and Asperchu to the restored Center, where Sonichu climbs the building to confront his father. It is revealed that Ian's airplane did jack shit and it was Sonichu's Roaring Rampage of Revenge that caused the destruction in the first place. Ian was probably blamed for it because he was the only one still alive to take the blame. It is also revealed that it was destroyed during the Chaotic Funeral.&lt;br /&gt;
*The 4-Cent_Garbage Center is a combination of [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu_10#Rage_Against_the_Garbage_2:_Electric_Boogaloo|Rage Against the Garbage 2]] and an infamous Chris video mocking [[Clyde]] by comparing him to [[Twin Falling Towers|the destruction of the World Trade Center]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Molvanîa===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
An oddball East European country. Home of the MIPS and the survivors of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center survivors.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Molvanîa]] was the home of [[Julie]] and [[Max]], named after a fictional East European country created by Tom Gleisner, Santo Cilauro and Rob Sitch.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Issues==&lt;br /&gt;
Thus far, sixteen issues (and one Sub-Episode) of ''Asperchu'' have been released. The confusing issue numbering (0–0A–0B–C–1–2–3–3D–4–5–5E–6–7–8–F–Ten) is a [[parody]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which began its issue numbering with [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and then complicated the matter with numbered &amp;quot;Episodes&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Sub-Episodes&amp;quot; (so [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] is the fourth issue, and contains Episodes 10 and 11 and Sub-Episode 4).&lt;br /&gt;
===List of issues===&lt;br /&gt;
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{|class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;background:silver;&amp;quot;  | Cover&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;background:silver;&amp;quot; colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot;  | Issue&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;background:silver;&amp;quot; | Title&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;background:silver;&amp;quot; | Plot summary&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:a0.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;| &lt;br /&gt;
|Issue #0&lt;br /&gt;
|''ASPERCHU'S First Date... and his first villain!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu goes on a date with Lisa, and is tricked into having his medallion stolen.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Asperchu, Max, Jivin Pickles, Lisa, Heaven.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue 0A Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;|&lt;br /&gt;
| Issue 0A&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The challenge of TRUE Piety''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu makes a video attacking the trolls, provoking the ire of Christian couple Kendra and John. Grandpa Alzheichu refuses to let Jivin enter his house. John confronts Asperchu over his unChristian attitudes; Asperchu retaliates by forging a new medallion. Lisa tells John that she stole the original medallion.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; ''First appearance of Grandpa Alzheichu, Sitting Chu, Jormungand.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Calvin, Kendra, John, Micah, Benny Chu, W.E.B. Dubois, various Normandale students.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:JIVIN_Issue_0_Page_1.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;black&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;|&lt;br /&gt;
| Jivin Sub-Episode&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Jivin's first solo adventure!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Jivin's father is captured by Denubius King, but Jivin rescues him. It turns out that the Pickles family owns one of the fabled Chaos Pickles.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Dick Pickles, Bullet-Time Montgomery.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Denubius King.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue 0B Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;| &lt;br /&gt;
|Issue 0B&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Swords and Axes... the Duel of Ages!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Jonas Chu defeats Asperchu in a ''Guitar Hero'' tournament, then is kidnapped by Dino Dash. Jivin fails to seduce Dixie. Asperchu makes a weak attempt at impersonating Jonas on YouTube, then fails to prevent Dixie's abduction.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Grandma Snorlax, Sonichu, Dixie Chu, Dino Dash, Sinestro, Jonas Chu.''&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| [[File:Issue C Cover.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|bgcolor=&amp;quot;yellow&amp;quot; height=&amp;quot;10px&amp;quot;| &lt;br /&gt;
|Issue C&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Things are coming to a head!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu is kidnapped by Sinestro, who has created many Asperchu clones. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Christian Weston Chandler, Ian Brandon Anderson, Metal Asperchu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Autischu, Down Chu, XXY Chu.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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| Issue #1&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The big leagues.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Metal seizes Simonchu's drill medallion. Sonichu introduces Asperchu to the Chaotic Combo, and Magi-Chan enters a trance in order to track down Metal - but Asperchu makes him find Dixie instead. Wild tells of the oppression wreaked by Mayor Anderson. Metal takes the first Chaos Pickle from the Pickles family. Sinestro creates Noir Chu and (accidentally) Aspercream. The Combo fight Metal Asperchu, who kills three of them and then finds the second Pickle in a mysterious skull-shaped factory.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Simonchu, Bubbles, Larry D. Waltz, Magi-Chan, Noir Chu, Aspercream, Mitch Chu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Punchy, Angelica, and Wild.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #2&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The quest for the Chaos Pickles continues.''&lt;br /&gt;
| The funeral of Punchy, Angelica and Wild takes place. Metal Asperchu forces the second Chaos Pickle from Bionic, who tells him the owner of the third Pickle: Flame the Sunbird. Rosechu and Simonchu hook up at the funeral (despite Magi-Chan's love for Simonchu), while a confused Noir Chu confronts his clone-brother Asperchu. Mitch Chu brings Noir and Asperchu to Sitting Chu's Soup Hotel in ALBville, where Noir gives up his gun and they meet the Basement Rosechus. Asperchu is kicked out for eating the homeless's food, and attempts to buy a McDonald's meal with food stamps. Metal kills Robotnik in return for Bionic giving him the fourth Chaos Pickle. Silvana murders Bubbles and hacks into Magi-Chan's computer. Bionic then asks that Metal Asperchu bring him Christian Weston Chandler - alive.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Rosechu, Bionic, Silvana.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Whispy, Thomas Jefferson, Flame the Sunbird, Jimarcus Chu, Officer Louis Perez, Moe Chu, Brit-Tay Rosechu, Mary Rosechu, Rosee.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Ivo Robotnik.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Bubbles.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #3&lt;br /&gt;
|'' Taking the battle to the enemy.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Sinestro and Waltz unsuccessfully interrogate Aspercream to find out Noir Chu's location. Sonichu 'n' pals try to liberate CWCville. Magi-Chan is murdered by Silvana, who brings Asperchu to Ian Brandon Anderson. Sonichu, Mitch and Simonchu confront IBA, but then Metal breaks in and cuts off Sonichu's hand. Ian enters his Son-Chu suit and fights back. He cripples Metal Asperchu, but is then is set on fire by Metal and thrown from his tower. Metal then activates his four Chaos Pickles and takes on a new form.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of IBA's legion of Sonichus.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Last appearance of Silvana.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Magi-Chan.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #3D&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Travel through the third dimension... Time!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu, Max and Jivin have been sent back to 1999. 1999-Ian takes them to Manchester High School, and beats up the modern IBA. Bionic then appears and talks to the trio. 1999-Ian molests Ivy, is tasered by Megan and then meets Blaziken, who tries to molest him. Bionic kills Blaziken, but Asperchu claims credit. A distraught Bionic attempts suicide, but Jivin saves him. 1999-Ian mixes Asperchu's comeuppance with his own to create Sonichu. The two Ians then fight, their Curse-ye-ha-me-has crossing to knock our heroes back to their own time. In 2000, Ian gives birth to Sonichu, while in the modern day, Metal Asperchu confronts Asperchu and Ian.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Bill the Scientist, Megan.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Ian's boss, Ivy, Satan.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Principal Blaziken.''&lt;br /&gt;
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| Issue #4&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Metal and glass...''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu reveals to Sonichu than Ian is his true father. Metal Asperchu takes the fifth Chaos Pickle from Sammy. Asperchu craps out Asperia. Metal demands that Sinestro tell him what the &amp;quot;fourth directive&amp;quot; is. Sonichu, Simonchu and Mitch break into Ian's cell in order to find Sonichu's true origin. Simonchu is captured by Bionic. Asperia eats Grandma Snorlax's foot. Max defeats the Yellow Devil, then Christian Weston Chandler arrives. Bionic shoots Mitch and flees.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Yellow Devil, Cthulhu Chu, Sammy.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Bubastis Chu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Mitch Chu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #5&lt;br /&gt;
| ''The end of one, beginning of another.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Ian Brandon Anderson realizes that Asperchu was the part-creator of Sonichu. Mayorshack Tito is the new Mayor of CWCville - CWC shows Asperchu the ruins of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, and tells Sonichu that Ian is his real father. In a rage, Sonichu hunts down his father, shooting Ian in both knees. The Yellow Devil captures Sonichu, Noir Chu and Asperchu, and brings them to Bionic. Metal Asperchu realizes that the &amp;quot;fourth directive&amp;quot; will work on an immature Asperchu clone. Bionic goads Sonichu into killing IBA, and he accidentally shoots Asperia. Metal creates Argentum, who rebuilds the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Sonichu climbs the 4-Cent_Garbage Center in order to gain revenge on his father.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Argentum, Slaweel the Witch, Naitsirhc, Jack Thaddeus, Mayorshack Tito, Jason Kendrick Howell.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Cthulhu Chu, Ian Brandon Anderson, Asperia.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #5E&lt;br /&gt;
| ''A bloody fight.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Sonichu fights his way up the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, killing Naitsirhc, Jerkops, Jason Kendrick Howell and Bagget, before being attacked by Plautistic, Jack Thaddeus, Clyde Cash and Joshua Martinez. Sonichu then aims to kill Asperchu, only to be interrupted by Wes-Li Chu, who shows him some &amp;quot;magic&amp;quot;. Giovanni then battles Sonichu with his elite Pokémon, who Sonichu defeats. He then reaches &amp;quot;WesLi Chu's Luv Shack&amp;quot;, where Megagi Chu, Saramah and Jiggliami mock him and are murdered by him. Sonichu fights Wes-Li again, but is teleported to the top of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center, where he fights Slaweel, who transforms into an Ultimecia-style dragon. Asperchu accidentally kills her by throwing his Xbox Portable into her mouth. The 4-Cent_Garbage Center is destroyed, and Sonichu realizes that Asperchu is also his father.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Michael Snyder, MIPS, Saramah Chu, Wesli Chu, Blazebob Sonichu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Giovanni, Plautistic, Count Graduon, CADD Chef, Shuckle, Metapod, Castform, Delibird.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Jerkops, Bagget, Joshua Martinez, Megagi Chu, Jiggliami.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Naitsirhc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Slaweel the Witch.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #6&lt;br /&gt;
|''Darkness fears not the Heart.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Wesli Chu is imprisoned in Molvanîa by the MIPS. CWC sends Asperchu and Jivin to Molvanîa to find him. Yawning Squirtle is recovered from the wreckage of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Wesli steals a mysterious disk from the Dean and gives it to Metal Asperchu, who tells him to kill Argentum. Asperchu 'n' pals go to the Brass Dragon, owned by Michael Snyder. Metal Asperchu scans several people, and then fights our heroes at the ruins of the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. Grandpa Alzheichu dies in defeating Metal.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Princess Julie, Yawning Squirtle.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Crackder, Punislav Royal Guard, GameStop boss.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Death of Noir Chu, Grandpa Alzheichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue 7&lt;br /&gt;
| ''Excuses, excuses, excuses...''&lt;br /&gt;
| The MIPS plan to set up Asperchu to fulfill the Prophecy. Asperchu meets Heaven in a bar, drinks a beer and decides to take a photograph of Snyder for his dartboard. He attempts vehicular homicide of Snyder, Perez and Grant, and is arrested for causing minor injuries to Michael Snyder. Meanwhile, Bionic tries to cure Sonichu of his possession by Ian, and they seek out Sinestro's help. A squirrel named Rocky tells him that nothing is his fault and that his Asperger's excuses everything. CWC bails him out, but Asperchu demands an apology for being left to wait THREE HOURS at the police station. Asperchu is thrown from their tower, landing on Sammy, and the liberators of CWCville go back to searching for survivors from the 4-Cent_Garbage Center. They recover Saramah Chu, who is somehow still alive. Christian Weston Chandler says that the seven Chaos Pickles are &amp;quot;artifacts of supreme power and energy&amp;quot;, and that they have attached themselves to seven &amp;quot;avatars&amp;quot; in order to remain stable in this universe. It is revealed that Asperchu, CWC, Wesli Chu, Saramah Chu and Sonichu are five of the avatars, and two are unknown. Also, Rocky is revealed to the reader to be one of the MIPS. Chris decides to lead a unit to retrieve Sonichu's Pickle. Heaven and Lisa kidnap Asperchu and bring him to Dean Waltz in a bid to retrieve the information that Metal Asperchu gave to the MIPS. Sonichu feels ecstatic after his Pickle is activated. When Chris, Rosechu and Julie come to speak to him, he has them imprisoned; Sonichu seems to have become insane. Meanwhile, Asperchu attacks the Dean with his Asperhameha, and is arrested again. Max and Jivin visit him. Jimmy Hill, King of Molvanîa, is enraged by his daughter Julie's capture, and plans to rescue her.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of &amp;quot;Rocky&amp;quot;.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of GAMe PLACe kids, Gerald Grant.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #8&lt;br /&gt;
|''Trial by fire!''&lt;br /&gt;
| Asperchu unwisely hires Yawning Squirtle to defend him. The jury consists of Reginald Sneasel, Layla Flaaffy, DJ Jamsta, Lolisa Rosechu, Bullet-Time Montgomery, Blazebob Sonichu, Chloe Rosechu and the clerk from Issue 0, while Lewis Croagunk prosecutes. Squirtle makes the feeble counter-defense that Snyder was planning to break into Asperchu's house, pour Wite-Out on his playing cards and wipe his hard drive, but has nothing to back this allegation up with. Sonichu appears as witness, and says that Asperchu is innocent. &amp;quot;Rocky&amp;quot; convinces Asperchu to dismiss his lawyer and represent himself. Sonichu and Asperchu begin a pointless argument as to who is &amp;quot;true and honest&amp;quot;, and Sonichu freaks out and flees the courtroom. Jimmy Hill breaks into the courtroom and retrieves his daughter Julie. Asperchu receives life imprisonment. Sonichu appears to have absorbed too much of Ian's personality, and is thrown from Fort Grosse by Argentum.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of Lewis Croagunk, Reginald Sneasel, Layla Flaaffy, DJ Jamsta, Lolisa Rosechu, Chloe Rosechu.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Last appearance of Bullet-Time Montgomery, Blazebob Sonichu.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue #F&lt;br /&gt;
| '' Three guesses what the F stands for...''&lt;br /&gt;
| Argentum has sent Chris, Sonichu, Sinestro and Bionic to bizarre worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
*Chris sees a perfect Sonichu facing CWC-Botnik, whom he easily kills. Chris realizes that this is not the real Sonichu, as he has no idea who Benny Chu (from ''Asperchu'' #0A) was.&lt;br /&gt;
*A now-mobile Bionic finds himself the beloved son of a &amp;quot;Rollin' and Trollin'&amp;quot;-style Ian Brandon Anderson. Chris releases him from the fantasy world.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sinestro is met by Naitsirhc, who brings him to Slaweel. Sinestro realizes that all this is false. Mary offers him the sixth and seventh Chaos Pickle, but Sinestro realizes that it's an illusion. He punches a hole in reality and goes to meet CWC. The avatars of the final two Pickles emerge: Megan and Lovely Weather. Argentum goes to seek the other avatars.&lt;br /&gt;
*The diseased Sonichu struggles through a strange forest to confront the deceased Mitch Chu, who reminds Sonichu of all the evil he did in Ian's name. Sonichu becomes completed possessed by Ian's essence, becoming... Chris-Chan Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, in the real world, Asperchu finds prison life difficult - he is attacked by a Skullmaster and almost raped by a Poliwrath, but saved by Gumby, who decides to protect him and teach him to be a Christian. Asperchu rewrites the Bible as ''Asperchoso''. Gumby then introduces Asperchu to Jesus Himself, but Asperchu isn't very interested. Asperchu and Gumby escape the other prisoners by jumping into ''Asperchoso''. Once there, Asperchoso shoots Gumby in the shins, and Asperchu escapes the book. Poliwrath becomes a devotee of Asperchoso, and Asperchu erases Gumby from the Book, killing him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris and Julie arrive to break Asperchu out of prison, in order to protect him and his Chaos Pickle from Argentum.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, Bionic creates a holographic version of the Ian who loves him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Lovely Weather.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance of CWC-Botnik, Skullmaster, Krang, Blaziken, Poliwrath, Jesus, Asperchoso, various prisoners.''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''Only appearance and death of Gumby, Warden Clawdorf.''&lt;br /&gt;
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|Issue Ten&lt;br /&gt;
|''It's time.''&lt;br /&gt;
| Issue Ten has begun with Asperchu describing &amp;quot;LITTLE BIG AUTISM&amp;quot;, in which he talks of [[Asperger's syndrome]] in ''[[LittleBigPlanet|LittleBigPlanet 2]]''. He awakes on Julie's airship and the coalition aims to defeat Argentum.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''First appearance of Groovan.''&lt;br /&gt;
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== References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ ''Asperchu'' site]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia](Site down)&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Fan art]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Autism Tutorial</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Lbpchris.jpg|thumb|Chris in ''LBP2'']]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:1298064748222.jpg|thumb|Help spread awareness! Also shower me with [[Flipnote|praises]] and [[Modnation|positive ratings]]! ]]&lt;br /&gt;
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The '''Autism Tutorial''' is a [[Wikipedia:Machinima|machinima]] series of 7 levels made by Chris in ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2''.&lt;br /&gt;
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Contrary to what the name suggests, and in line with any project Chris takes on, he does not manage to keep on topic but quickly moves on to giving a bitter, rambling run down of main struggles of his life, such as his [[high school]] graduation, being [[banned]] from places, and losing his [[galpal|galpals]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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In classic Chris fashion, he uses most of the tutorial to blame everybody else for these problems, ranging from [[Bob]] for seeding [[Barb]] at a late age, to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Michael Snyder]] for banning him for creepy and unacceptable behavior, before finally railing against random strangers on the street for not [[Ego|acknowledging]] him.&lt;br /&gt;
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The majority of the presentation pertains to Chris's abject loneliness, as &amp;quot;quitting the [[Internet]]&amp;quot; clearly hasn't led to the varied social life he envisioned. &lt;br /&gt;
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It is worth noting that the levels, just as most of Chris's other ''LittleBigPlanet'' projects, consist entirely of non-interactive cutscenes.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Videos==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Autism Tutorial Part 1|Part 1]] - Chris reads off the [[Wikipedia]] entry on autism.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Autism Tutorial Part 2|Part 2]] - Chris rambles about how he wants to be treated.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Autism Tutorial Part 3|Part 3]] - Chris talks about himself and his experiences at [[Manchester High]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Autism Tutorial Part 4|Part 4]] - Chris talks about offline socialization and how he thinks it should work.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Autism Tutorial Part 5|Part 5]] - Chris demonstrates how people should make friends before beating up [[Clyde Cash]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Autism Tutorial Part 6|Part 6]] - Chris rants about the [[friend zone]] and a cure for autism.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Autism Tutorial Extra|Extra]] - Chris mocks [[Aspergers]] - and beats up Hans Asperger - because he doesn't like the way the word sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Asperchu</title>
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		<updated>2011-06-23T20:27:19Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''''Asperchu''''' is a comic series created by [[Alec Benson Leary]] of [[Wikipedia:Eden Prairie, Minnesota|Eden Prairie, Minnesota]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. His deft [[art]]work, [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Similarities to Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu]] for DA]]&lt;br /&gt;
While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 32]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;, there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].&lt;br /&gt;
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These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger's]], for some reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris on Asperchu==&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Down With Asperchu]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]&lt;br /&gt;
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Asperger syndrome]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.&lt;br /&gt;
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The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; This letter was even more poorly received.&lt;br /&gt;
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Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].&lt;br /&gt;
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In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since the ''Asperchu'' saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its &amp;quot;uncensored pictures&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;low resolution and blocky art&amp;quot;. Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The &amp;quot;uncensored pictures&amp;quot; he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's &amp;quot;uncensored pictures&amp;quot; are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a &amp;quot;kids' comic&amp;quot;. As for the low resolution and blocky art, the artwork is done through an art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking ''Mona Lisa''. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Asperpedia==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]&lt;br /&gt;
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''Moon-Pals''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.&lt;br /&gt;
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Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos.  When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao &amp;quot;Bamboo&amp;quot; Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.&lt;br /&gt;
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The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of [[Wikipedia:2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti]], because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site recently set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Eventually on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The 19 January Demands===&lt;br /&gt;
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an &amp;quot;EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER&amp;quot; and becoming &amp;quot;[[Mitch Sonichu]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.&lt;br /&gt;
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I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer &amp;quot;Asperchu&amp;quot;, just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply &amp;quot;Mitch Chu&amp;quot;, who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Apologies==&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).&lt;br /&gt;
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On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the &amp;quot;Asperpedia Four.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 19]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Jackie E-mails 20]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Lars Call]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; but Chris did not honor his promise.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Phone calls==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}&lt;br /&gt;
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On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris would involve Alec, along with Mao, Sean and Evan, in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a rather one-sided trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a &amp;quot;ten-button Electric chair&amp;quot;. He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were &amp;quot;misrepresented&amp;quot; in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|&amp;quot;not gay&amp;quot;]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself also joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a &amp;quot;d*** lunatic,&amp;quot; after which he helps fry him to a crisp and breaks all of Mao's bones using telekinesis. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is used as target practice by [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]] and [[Allison]].&lt;br /&gt;
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During this brutality, Chris also [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologized]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.&lt;br /&gt;
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==''Sonichu Revolution''==&lt;br /&gt;
When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. Also, while he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.&lt;br /&gt;
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===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===&lt;br /&gt;
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==CWCipedia advertisements==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu]] shooting &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Chris&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Ian]] in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a &amp;quot;[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]&amp;quot;. Chris claimed that he won't let the ad get to him, but as anyone who has heard a lulzcow claim this before knows, this implies that he could possibly be one good push away from an explosion. Either that, or he failed to grasp this ad like the [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]] ad parody. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, fucking awesome. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually lead to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris has yet to respond to this, most likely because he's too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Ian Brandon Anderson's final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia] - Asperchu's very own Wiki(No longer up)&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on thecomicseries]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:Mumble 3</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: /* Wish to help */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
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More concise summary, more orthodox (and complete) transcription. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:16, 21 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* I know my summary seems long, but it's actually not when you consider that the chat lasted '''two-and-a-half hours'''. I agree, though, that some concise write-up is needed above my summary (which is really more of an outline). [[User:Llort|Llort]] 01:14, 22 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* Shotgun --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:02, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* The timings need to go I think, which is sort of a shame, but they're not present in other summaries. What do people think? I won't do it until we can agree, so yeah. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Also, I know Clyde is getting cut out, bar his home truths, but whatever Chris says, 9/10 times Clyde is going to contradict him. We know this. It's a trolls job. I can prune lots more, but I think we ought to set out some guidelines for relevance. I got the date transcript down to about 20-25 lines of stuff, which was quite succinct. Should I carry on with that here? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:45, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This needs an accurate transcription ASAP. People are debating over Chris's use of &amp;quot;commode&amp;quot; here and right now, if you're a dumbass like certain Chris-related image board users can be, it would lead one to suggest that Chris uses a chamberpot in his room or he has a toilet in his bedroom. Obviously this is not the case, as we have fucking pictures of Chris's room and he doesn't have a god damn toilet, not to mention we've seen a tour of his house, but a transcription of this would help establish a usage of Chris's usage of the word &amp;quot;commode&amp;quot; to establish that he's probably talking about the anachronistic term for a toilet and not a specific sort of toilet related device. Once done, we can use this as a quote for the [[Minor CWC-isms]] page to establish a definition of commode. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:36, 8 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And recently, when I overflowed a commode I had to clean some of the wat- a little bit of the water that ha- that was on the floor, with floral nine and paper towels.&amp;quot; I know I'm just a newfag and this sort of thing is completely blasé now to people used to Cwc, but am I the only one who thinks this quote needs more attention? In a chat with his nemesis and the (then) love of his life, in order to show how domesticated he is he goes on about overflowing the toilet. &amp;quot;I am so clean when I shit enough to cause a feaces avalanche I then clean it up.&amp;quot; God damn. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:52, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Borednewb, you might be right. Also, Champthom, what do you want to do about the 'Synopsis' and 'Summary'. They make each other redundant. Your style guide says to use the Synopsis-esque style when writing, but the Summary has some things that don't appear in the Synopsis for cohesion's sake. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:45, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*We need a synopsis that summarizes. Yes, that sounds silly but we need something like we have for the IRC chats - we need more or less a short paragraph or two that provides a narrative of the chat and anything major that went down (like Sarah May threatening to kill herself in that one Mumble). The things people choose to highlight should be up to the reader. But yeah, it's silly to have two sections and it's even sillier to have a &amp;quot;summary&amp;quot; that is pretty damn long. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:19, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==A HUGE mistake and other comments.==&lt;br /&gt;
Cogsdev talking? ROFLMAO. Seriously, Cogsdev never talks, that's the thing about Cogs is that no one knows about what she sounds like. That's why in that one segment where Chris talks to Cogs, he'll pause because she always types on the left. Just call it &amp;quot;chick,&amp;quot; we vaguely remember who these people are and I think the chick people think is &amp;quot;Cogs&amp;quot; no one remembers anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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Personally, I'd go through the audio and double check but I'm in some of these chats and frankly, I hate the sound of my voice. &lt;br /&gt;
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However, I will say that the subdividing thing is a good idea, we need to make this a standard practice so we can cite specific subsections. The titles are a bit subjective, so I think that doing the time stamp might be the best way to do it is to subdivide in certain time frames, like 5-10 minutes or whatever, stuff like that. Obviously keep the same divisions, but just rename the subsections by time frames. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:27, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I just checked my copy of the file.  That's a man voice.  I hearby dub him &amp;quot;Dude&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
:Also, timestamps are a bitch because now we have to listen to that giant goddamn thing all over again to find out what times people said those things.  Also, VLC (my media player of choice) always tells me the file's a half-hour longer than it really is.  Throws the whole thing off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:22, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I will fix these issues when I get home from work. I just assumed Cogs was being played by a dude in this instance, like how many people have been Clyde Cash. My player reports the right time so I'll timestamp this one too, then Mumble 6. Apologies for the fail. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:39, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*FIXED. GodJesus fucking dammit, I had to re-listen to the fucking cyber scene again FUCK. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:43, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==MARCH MUMBLE MADNESS==&lt;br /&gt;
I'm gonna start tackling this shit.  I hate you all, but not nearly as much as I hate myself.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:00, 1 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:FUUUUCK AUDIO CUTS back later.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:17, 1 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::So honestly I did plan on doing more than three minutes tonight.  That went well.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::This is like my apocalypse log now.  I'm at 16:45 and this thing goes on for almost 3 hours.  It's like staring into the abyss, knowing that the abyss not only stares back, but opens its gaping maw to shout &amp;quot;FUCK YOU!&amp;quot;--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:38, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Having read what you've done so far, if you need a second to cut your head off once you finish, I will to happy to put you out of your misery. No mere mortal should be forced to endure this. -- 06:13, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::your suffering will never end. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:56, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I have stared into the abyss, and as it stares into me i'm ready to continue transcribing if Beat has given up hope. [[User:EnglishPickle|EnglishPickle]] 02:56, 01 April 2010&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: You deserve your medal --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: When he mentions commode, is he talking about a toilet, or an old person potty chair? -PeaceCeapPea&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::*Toilet, 99% likely, see comment in above section about Chris's usage of anachronisms. Also, it's four ~ to sign your comments, that way we also get a timestamp when you posted it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:20, 8 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::*Oh shit I return.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:00, 14 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I am now at minute 36.  English pickle, if you want to start adding chunks of this yourself, be my guest.  I would love your assistance.  I would love anybody's assistance.  This thing is only one fith done.  It's laughing at me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:33, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Your pleas have not gone unheard. I know of your pain from my own work on Mumble 6. Accordingly, The Principality of Ronichu will pledge eight hours of transcription work towards your cause either today or this weekend. Battle on, hero! [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:00, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::8 Hours?  Don't get me wrong, that's awesome dedication, but I normally scream &amp;quot;FUCK THIS&amp;quot; after an hour and a half tops!  8 hours straight would probably drive me to suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
::Are you sure you're not some sort of super-transcribing robot from the future?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:14, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: I prefer to work in long streaks. But, yeah, I had planned to do it in two chunks; one Friday night my time, one Sunday. And if I really was a transcribing robot from the future, I'd know about this conversation and say exactly what's needed to convince you I'm not. At least, that's what such a robot would say, anyway. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:31, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I got it to 47 minutes.  Another drop in the bucket.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:19, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I'll be ready to start my first chunk in about 20 minutes. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:26, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::It has begun.[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:05, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Ronichu's Notes for Mumble 3 so far ====&lt;br /&gt;
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- I broke the transcript up into sections. Some people like this (IMHO it makes it MUCH easier to edit, since you can just edit a section rather than the whole friggen thing) and some people don't. If you don't, just remove them and then abuse me on my talk page.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Julie is a fan of Alizée. I added a link to her Wikipedia article. Incidently, the female Night Elf dance from World of Warcraft is based on her dance. Many [[User:Ronichu|sad, pathetic fucking nerds]] have fapped to this dance since it's basically a stripper dance. I would totally [http://www.wowwiki.com/Mana_Tap &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;Mana Tap&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;] that.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Much like Pol Pot through the educated population, I purged 'Molvania' and replaced it with 'Molvanîa'. The correct spelling of fictional countries is of critical importance to my plans.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Several tiny fixes. I didn't want to change too much since it's a huge amount of your work and I wanted to respect that. I also incorporated [[User:Anonymax]]'s changes, so don't stress mate.&lt;br /&gt;
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- I added a link to the Wikipedia article for Sadie Hawkins Day. This is because, as an Ausfailian, I had NFI what Chris was babbling about. Now I know.&lt;br /&gt;
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- I'M TRANSCRIBING THE CYBERFUCKING?! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK MAN. Okay. I transcribed almost the entire cyber scene in one take, with a once over to make sure I got most things. Because dude, ear rape. Ear rape. Ear rape. Oh GodJesus. I listened to Chris and a [[pedofork|13 year old boy]] fap. :'( Intently. :'( Transcribing every word. :'( What the shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Four hours straight of mostly listening to Chris fap. I think I am gay now.&lt;br /&gt;
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- I AM STILL TRANSCRIBING SO DON'T FUCK WITH IT JUST YET.&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh. I changed one thing that bothered me (Monthly Tugboat header link) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:06, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Wait... Chris and Bluespike cybered on this fucking thing?  Dear god.  I haven't actually listened to the whole thing before.  Had I known that was on there...  I'm so sorry.  Nobody deserves that.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:27, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Bravery above and beyond the call of duty...--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:59, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|right|Let's finish it!]]&lt;br /&gt;
::* Six hours, forty minutes straight at the moment. I still owe you an hour and a half-ish on Sunday, but I feel it's always better to under-promise and over-deliver. I'll keep going on it, see what strength I can muster... to be honest, if I push it- I'd like to think I can get a substantial chunk of this knocked over this weekend. I want to say FINISH IT- I want to- but some dark, dark part of me just won't let me type the words. Under promise, over deliver. Let's see how I feel tomorrow. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:41, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::* PS you guys can edit shit now if you like, I'm gonna be unconscious for at least 10 hours and I probably won't wanna do anything right away when I wake up.[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:42, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::*Ronichu man, I'm going to knock a few minutes off of this while you're sleeping.  I'm not trying to step on your toes, I just don't want you to suffer more than you have to.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:39, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::*Alright, I brought this bad boy up another 15 minutes to the 2:02 mark.  Considering the surprising amount of dead air time on these, it was much easier than the early parts.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:04, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::*Don't worry mate, the night shift is here. You did great with the stuff before, now let's FINISH IT.[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:17, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::*I have temporarily crashed into slumber. 15 minute break. I need some [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS4giqtbRBM EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE OF THE TIGER]. RISING UP, BACK ON THESE STREEEEEETS...&lt;br /&gt;
:::::*ALRIGHT I AM PSYCHED UP. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS. ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Done. ====&lt;br /&gt;
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THIS BITCH BE TRANSCRIBED. Total time spent transcribing this thing is 10 hours, 10 minutes over two days. A little over the eight hours promised, but hey; under promise, over deliver. I wanted to finish this shit and I did. I bid you strange, gentle folk farewell, and it's back to Mumble 6 for now. Which sucks because instead of Julie and Chris talking with long pauses while Chris' slow-arse mind thinks of simple answers to reasonable questions, it's six trolls all yelling over the top of each other. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 10:40, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I never thought this day would come.  It's so beautiful.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:18, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* :) :) :) :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:26, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== lol ==&lt;br /&gt;
oh man this was like years ago. oh how times have changed. brick wall indeed. i sure enjoy hamming it up lol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:26, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* The later part of this chat was actually really fun to transcribe (the unspeakable horrors in the first part notwithstanding). I can see why you enjoyed it. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Uhgh ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I did a search on the CWCki for 'Uhgh'. I noticed that the only times it's written- the beginning of the [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_8|ABL call 8]] and in Mumble 3- are when I've transcribed it. Is this some kind of... noise only I can hear? Like a dog whistle that only effects TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu/Rosechu hybrids? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:27, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It's probably just a Difference between individual transcribers.  What you write down as &amp;quot;ugh&amp;quot; I'm probably writing down as &amp;quot;umm&amp;quot;.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:07, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== No Download ==&lt;br /&gt;
Why does the file on mediafire not work? If somebody has the file of this conversation please upload it to mediafire and link it to here.--[[User:Hans Gruber|Hans Gruber]] 19:21, 5 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Wish to help  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I wish to help add anything missed and see if I can make out anything that is indistinct, unclear, and whatever else.[[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 20:34, 18 June 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry, hit save twice, didnt mean to make two topics[[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 20:34, 18 June 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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I wish to help add anything missed and see if I can make out anything that is indistinct, unclear, and whatever else.[[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 20:34, 18 June 2011 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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More concise summary, more orthodox (and complete) transcription. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:16, 21 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* I know my summary seems long, but it's actually not when you consider that the chat lasted '''two-and-a-half hours'''. I agree, though, that some concise write-up is needed above my summary (which is really more of an outline). [[User:Llort|Llort]] 01:14, 22 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* Shotgun --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:02, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* The timings need to go I think, which is sort of a shame, but they're not present in other summaries. What do people think? I won't do it until we can agree, so yeah. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Also, I know Clyde is getting cut out, bar his home truths, but whatever Chris says, 9/10 times Clyde is going to contradict him. We know this. It's a trolls job. I can prune lots more, but I think we ought to set out some guidelines for relevance. I got the date transcript down to about 20-25 lines of stuff, which was quite succinct. Should I carry on with that here? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:45, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This needs an accurate transcription ASAP. People are debating over Chris's use of &amp;quot;commode&amp;quot; here and right now, if you're a dumbass like certain Chris-related image board users can be, it would lead one to suggest that Chris uses a chamberpot in his room or he has a toilet in his bedroom. Obviously this is not the case, as we have fucking pictures of Chris's room and he doesn't have a god damn toilet, not to mention we've seen a tour of his house, but a transcription of this would help establish a usage of Chris's usage of the word &amp;quot;commode&amp;quot; to establish that he's probably talking about the anachronistic term for a toilet and not a specific sort of toilet related device. Once done, we can use this as a quote for the [[Minor CWC-isms]] page to establish a definition of commode. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:36, 8 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And recently, when I overflowed a commode I had to clean some of the wat- a little bit of the water that ha- that was on the floor, with floral nine and paper towels.&amp;quot; I know I'm just a newfag and this sort of thing is completely blasé now to people used to Cwc, but am I the only one who thinks this quote needs more attention? In a chat with his nemesis and the (then) love of his life, in order to show how domesticated he is he goes on about overflowing the toilet. &amp;quot;I am so clean when I shit enough to cause a feaces avalanche I then clean it up.&amp;quot; God damn. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:52, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Borednewb, you might be right. Also, Champthom, what do you want to do about the 'Synopsis' and 'Summary'. They make each other redundant. Your style guide says to use the Synopsis-esque style when writing, but the Summary has some things that don't appear in the Synopsis for cohesion's sake. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:45, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*We need a synopsis that summarizes. Yes, that sounds silly but we need something like we have for the IRC chats - we need more or less a short paragraph or two that provides a narrative of the chat and anything major that went down (like Sarah May threatening to kill herself in that one Mumble). The things people choose to highlight should be up to the reader. But yeah, it's silly to have two sections and it's even sillier to have a &amp;quot;summary&amp;quot; that is pretty damn long. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:19, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==A HUGE mistake and other comments.==&lt;br /&gt;
Cogsdev talking? ROFLMAO. Seriously, Cogsdev never talks, that's the thing about Cogs is that no one knows about what she sounds like. That's why in that one segment where Chris talks to Cogs, he'll pause because she always types on the left. Just call it &amp;quot;chick,&amp;quot; we vaguely remember who these people are and I think the chick people think is &amp;quot;Cogs&amp;quot; no one remembers anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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Personally, I'd go through the audio and double check but I'm in some of these chats and frankly, I hate the sound of my voice. &lt;br /&gt;
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However, I will say that the subdividing thing is a good idea, we need to make this a standard practice so we can cite specific subsections. The titles are a bit subjective, so I think that doing the time stamp might be the best way to do it is to subdivide in certain time frames, like 5-10 minutes or whatever, stuff like that. Obviously keep the same divisions, but just rename the subsections by time frames. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:27, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I just checked my copy of the file.  That's a man voice.  I hearby dub him &amp;quot;Dude&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
:Also, timestamps are a bitch because now we have to listen to that giant goddamn thing all over again to find out what times people said those things.  Also, VLC (my media player of choice) always tells me the file's a half-hour longer than it really is.  Throws the whole thing off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:22, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I will fix these issues when I get home from work. I just assumed Cogs was being played by a dude in this instance, like how many people have been Clyde Cash. My player reports the right time so I'll timestamp this one too, then Mumble 6. Apologies for the fail. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:39, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*FIXED. GodJesus fucking dammit, I had to re-listen to the fucking cyber scene again FUCK. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:43, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==MARCH MUMBLE MADNESS==&lt;br /&gt;
I'm gonna start tackling this shit.  I hate you all, but not nearly as much as I hate myself.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:00, 1 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:FUUUUCK AUDIO CUTS back later.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:17, 1 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::So honestly I did plan on doing more than three minutes tonight.  That went well.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::This is like my apocalypse log now.  I'm at 16:45 and this thing goes on for almost 3 hours.  It's like staring into the abyss, knowing that the abyss not only stares back, but opens its gaping maw to shout &amp;quot;FUCK YOU!&amp;quot;--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:38, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Having read what you've done so far, if you need a second to cut your head off once you finish, I will to happy to put you out of your misery. No mere mortal should be forced to endure this. -- 06:13, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::your suffering will never end. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:56, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I have stared into the abyss, and as it stares into me i'm ready to continue transcribing if Beat has given up hope. [[User:EnglishPickle|EnglishPickle]] 02:56, 01 April 2010&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: You deserve your medal --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: When he mentions commode, is he talking about a toilet, or an old person potty chair? -PeaceCeapPea&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::*Toilet, 99% likely, see comment in above section about Chris's usage of anachronisms. Also, it's four ~ to sign your comments, that way we also get a timestamp when you posted it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:20, 8 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::*Oh shit I return.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:00, 14 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I am now at minute 36.  English pickle, if you want to start adding chunks of this yourself, be my guest.  I would love your assistance.  I would love anybody's assistance.  This thing is only one fith done.  It's laughing at me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:33, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Your pleas have not gone unheard. I know of your pain from my own work on Mumble 6. Accordingly, The Principality of Ronichu will pledge eight hours of transcription work towards your cause either today or this weekend. Battle on, hero! [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:00, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::8 Hours?  Don't get me wrong, that's awesome dedication, but I normally scream &amp;quot;FUCK THIS&amp;quot; after an hour and a half tops!  8 hours straight would probably drive me to suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
::Are you sure you're not some sort of super-transcribing robot from the future?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:14, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: I prefer to work in long streaks. But, yeah, I had planned to do it in two chunks; one Friday night my time, one Sunday. And if I really was a transcribing robot from the future, I'd know about this conversation and say exactly what's needed to convince you I'm not. At least, that's what such a robot would say, anyway. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:31, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I got it to 47 minutes.  Another drop in the bucket.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:19, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I'll be ready to start my first chunk in about 20 minutes. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:26, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::It has begun.[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:05, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Ronichu's Notes for Mumble 3 so far ====&lt;br /&gt;
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- I broke the transcript up into sections. Some people like this (IMHO it makes it MUCH easier to edit, since you can just edit a section rather than the whole friggen thing) and some people don't. If you don't, just remove them and then abuse me on my talk page.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Julie is a fan of Alizée. I added a link to her Wikipedia article. Incidently, the female Night Elf dance from World of Warcraft is based on her dance. Many [[User:Ronichu|sad, pathetic fucking nerds]] have fapped to this dance since it's basically a stripper dance. I would totally [http://www.wowwiki.com/Mana_Tap &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;Mana Tap&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;] that.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Much like Pol Pot through the educated population, I purged 'Molvania' and replaced it with 'Molvanîa'. The correct spelling of fictional countries is of critical importance to my plans.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Several tiny fixes. I didn't want to change too much since it's a huge amount of your work and I wanted to respect that. I also incorporated [[User:Anonymax]]'s changes, so don't stress mate.&lt;br /&gt;
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- I added a link to the Wikipedia article for Sadie Hawkins Day. This is because, as an Ausfailian, I had NFI what Chris was babbling about. Now I know.&lt;br /&gt;
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- I'M TRANSCRIBING THE CYBERFUCKING?! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK MAN. Okay. I transcribed almost the entire cyber scene in one take, with a once over to make sure I got most things. Because dude, ear rape. Ear rape. Ear rape. Oh GodJesus. I listened to Chris and a [[pedofork|13 year old boy]] fap. :'( Intently. :'( Transcribing every word. :'( What the shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Four hours straight of mostly listening to Chris fap. I think I am gay now.&lt;br /&gt;
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- I AM STILL TRANSCRIBING SO DON'T FUCK WITH IT JUST YET.&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh. I changed one thing that bothered me (Monthly Tugboat header link) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:06, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Wait... Chris and Bluespike cybered on this fucking thing?  Dear god.  I haven't actually listened to the whole thing before.  Had I known that was on there...  I'm so sorry.  Nobody deserves that.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:27, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Bravery above and beyond the call of duty...--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:59, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|right|Let's finish it!]]&lt;br /&gt;
::* Six hours, forty minutes straight at the moment. I still owe you an hour and a half-ish on Sunday, but I feel it's always better to under-promise and over-deliver. I'll keep going on it, see what strength I can muster... to be honest, if I push it- I'd like to think I can get a substantial chunk of this knocked over this weekend. I want to say FINISH IT- I want to- but some dark, dark part of me just won't let me type the words. Under promise, over deliver. Let's see how I feel tomorrow. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:41, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::* PS you guys can edit shit now if you like, I'm gonna be unconscious for at least 10 hours and I probably won't wanna do anything right away when I wake up.[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:42, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::*Ronichu man, I'm going to knock a few minutes off of this while you're sleeping.  I'm not trying to step on your toes, I just don't want you to suffer more than you have to.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:39, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::*Alright, I brought this bad boy up another 15 minutes to the 2:02 mark.  Considering the surprising amount of dead air time on these, it was much easier than the early parts.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:04, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::*Don't worry mate, the night shift is here. You did great with the stuff before, now let's FINISH IT.[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:17, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::*I have temporarily crashed into slumber. 15 minute break. I need some [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS4giqtbRBM EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE OF THE TIGER]. RISING UP, BACK ON THESE STREEEEEETS...&lt;br /&gt;
:::::*ALRIGHT I AM PSYCHED UP. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS. ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Done. ====&lt;br /&gt;
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THIS BITCH BE TRANSCRIBED. Total time spent transcribing this thing is 10 hours, 10 minutes over two days. A little over the eight hours promised, but hey; under promise, over deliver. I wanted to finish this shit and I did. I bid you strange, gentle folk farewell, and it's back to Mumble 6 for now. Which sucks because instead of Julie and Chris talking with long pauses while Chris' slow-arse mind thinks of simple answers to reasonable questions, it's six trolls all yelling over the top of each other. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 10:40, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I never thought this day would come.  It's so beautiful.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:18, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* :) :) :) :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:26, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== lol ==&lt;br /&gt;
oh man this was like years ago. oh how times have changed. brick wall indeed. i sure enjoy hamming it up lol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:26, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* The later part of this chat was actually really fun to transcribe (the unspeakable horrors in the first part notwithstanding). I can see why you enjoyed it. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Uhgh ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I did a search on the CWCki for 'Uhgh'. I noticed that the only times it's written- the beginning of the [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_8|ABL call 8]] and in Mumble 3- are when I've transcribed it. Is this some kind of... noise only I can hear? Like a dog whistle that only effects TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu/Rosechu hybrids? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:27, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It's probably just a Difference between individual transcribers.  What you write down as &amp;quot;ugh&amp;quot; I'm probably writing down as &amp;quot;umm&amp;quot;.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:07, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== No Download ==&lt;br /&gt;
Why does the file on mediafire not work? If somebody has the file of this conversation please upload it to mediafire and link it to here.--[[User:Hans Gruber|Hans Gruber]] 19:21, 5 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Wish to help  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I wish to help add anything missed and see if I can make out anything that is indistinct, unclear, and whatever else.[[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 20:34, 18 June 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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I wish to help add anything missed and see if I can make out anything that is indistinct, unclear, and whatever else.[[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 20:34, 18 June 2011 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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More concise summary, more orthodox (and complete) transcription. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:16, 21 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* I know my summary seems long, but it's actually not when you consider that the chat lasted '''two-and-a-half hours'''. I agree, though, that some concise write-up is needed above my summary (which is really more of an outline). [[User:Llort|Llort]] 01:14, 22 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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:* Shotgun --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:02, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* The timings need to go I think, which is sort of a shame, but they're not present in other summaries. What do people think? I won't do it until we can agree, so yeah. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Also, I know Clyde is getting cut out, bar his home truths, but whatever Chris says, 9/10 times Clyde is going to contradict him. We know this. It's a trolls job. I can prune lots more, but I think we ought to set out some guidelines for relevance. I got the date transcript down to about 20-25 lines of stuff, which was quite succinct. Should I carry on with that here? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:45, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This needs an accurate transcription ASAP. People are debating over Chris's use of &amp;quot;commode&amp;quot; here and right now, if you're a dumbass like certain Chris-related image board users can be, it would lead one to suggest that Chris uses a chamberpot in his room or he has a toilet in his bedroom. Obviously this is not the case, as we have fucking pictures of Chris's room and he doesn't have a god damn toilet, not to mention we've seen a tour of his house, but a transcription of this would help establish a usage of Chris's usage of the word &amp;quot;commode&amp;quot; to establish that he's probably talking about the anachronistic term for a toilet and not a specific sort of toilet related device. Once done, we can use this as a quote for the [[Minor CWC-isms]] page to establish a definition of commode. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:36, 8 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And recently, when I overflowed a commode I had to clean some of the wat- a little bit of the water that ha- that was on the floor, with floral nine and paper towels.&amp;quot; I know I'm just a newfag and this sort of thing is completely blasé now to people used to Cwc, but am I the only one who thinks this quote needs more attention? In a chat with his nemesis and the (then) love of his life, in order to show how domesticated he is he goes on about overflowing the toilet. &amp;quot;I am so clean when I shit enough to cause a feaces avalanche I then clean it up.&amp;quot; God damn. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 07:52, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Borednewb, you might be right. Also, Champthom, what do you want to do about the 'Synopsis' and 'Summary'. They make each other redundant. Your style guide says to use the Synopsis-esque style when writing, but the Summary has some things that don't appear in the Synopsis for cohesion's sake. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:45, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*We need a synopsis that summarizes. Yes, that sounds silly but we need something like we have for the IRC chats - we need more or less a short paragraph or two that provides a narrative of the chat and anything major that went down (like Sarah May threatening to kill herself in that one Mumble). The things people choose to highlight should be up to the reader. But yeah, it's silly to have two sections and it's even sillier to have a &amp;quot;summary&amp;quot; that is pretty damn long. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:19, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==A HUGE mistake and other comments.==&lt;br /&gt;
Cogsdev talking? ROFLMAO. Seriously, Cogsdev never talks, that's the thing about Cogs is that no one knows about what she sounds like. That's why in that one segment where Chris talks to Cogs, he'll pause because she always types on the left. Just call it &amp;quot;chick,&amp;quot; we vaguely remember who these people are and I think the chick people think is &amp;quot;Cogs&amp;quot; no one remembers anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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Personally, I'd go through the audio and double check but I'm in some of these chats and frankly, I hate the sound of my voice. &lt;br /&gt;
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However, I will say that the subdividing thing is a good idea, we need to make this a standard practice so we can cite specific subsections. The titles are a bit subjective, so I think that doing the time stamp might be the best way to do it is to subdivide in certain time frames, like 5-10 minutes or whatever, stuff like that. Obviously keep the same divisions, but just rename the subsections by time frames. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:27, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I just checked my copy of the file.  That's a man voice.  I hearby dub him &amp;quot;Dude&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
:Also, timestamps are a bitch because now we have to listen to that giant goddamn thing all over again to find out what times people said those things.  Also, VLC (my media player of choice) always tells me the file's a half-hour longer than it really is.  Throws the whole thing off.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:22, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*I will fix these issues when I get home from work. I just assumed Cogs was being played by a dude in this instance, like how many people have been Clyde Cash. My player reports the right time so I'll timestamp this one too, then Mumble 6. Apologies for the fail. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:39, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*FIXED. GodJesus fucking dammit, I had to re-listen to the fucking cyber scene again FUCK. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:43, 18 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==MARCH MUMBLE MADNESS==&lt;br /&gt;
I'm gonna start tackling this shit.  I hate you all, but not nearly as much as I hate myself.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:00, 1 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:FUUUUCK AUDIO CUTS back later.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:17, 1 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::So honestly I did plan on doing more than three minutes tonight.  That went well.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::This is like my apocalypse log now.  I'm at 16:45 and this thing goes on for almost 3 hours.  It's like staring into the abyss, knowing that the abyss not only stares back, but opens its gaping maw to shout &amp;quot;FUCK YOU!&amp;quot;--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:38, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Having read what you've done so far, if you need a second to cut your head off once you finish, I will to happy to put you out of your misery. No mere mortal should be forced to endure this. -- 06:13, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::your suffering will never end. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:56, 17 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::I have stared into the abyss, and as it stares into me i'm ready to continue transcribing if Beat has given up hope. [[User:EnglishPickle|EnglishPickle]] 02:56, 01 April 2010&lt;br /&gt;
::::::: You deserve your medal --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:00, 1 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::: When he mentions commode, is he talking about a toilet, or an old person potty chair? -PeaceCeapPea&lt;br /&gt;
:::::::::*Toilet, 99% likely, see comment in above section about Chris's usage of anachronisms. Also, it's four ~ to sign your comments, that way we also get a timestamp when you posted it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:20, 8 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::::::*Oh shit I return.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:00, 14 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
I am now at minute 36.  English pickle, if you want to start adding chunks of this yourself, be my guest.  I would love your assistance.  I would love anybody's assistance.  This thing is only one fith done.  It's laughing at me.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:33, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Your pleas have not gone unheard. I know of your pain from my own work on Mumble 6. Accordingly, The Principality of Ronichu will pledge eight hours of transcription work towards your cause either today or this weekend. Battle on, hero! [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:00, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::8 Hours?  Don't get me wrong, that's awesome dedication, but I normally scream &amp;quot;FUCK THIS&amp;quot; after an hour and a half tops!  8 hours straight would probably drive me to suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
::Are you sure you're not some sort of super-transcribing robot from the future?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:14, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::: I prefer to work in long streaks. But, yeah, I had planned to do it in two chunks; one Friday night my time, one Sunday. And if I really was a transcribing robot from the future, I'd know about this conversation and say exactly what's needed to convince you I'm not. At least, that's what such a robot would say, anyway. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:31, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I got it to 47 minutes.  Another drop in the bucket.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:19, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::I'll be ready to start my first chunk in about 20 minutes. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:26, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::::It has begun.[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:05, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Ronichu's Notes for Mumble 3 so far ====&lt;br /&gt;
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- I broke the transcript up into sections. Some people like this (IMHO it makes it MUCH easier to edit, since you can just edit a section rather than the whole friggen thing) and some people don't. If you don't, just remove them and then abuse me on my talk page.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Julie is a fan of Alizée. I added a link to her Wikipedia article. Incidently, the female Night Elf dance from World of Warcraft is based on her dance. Many [[User:Ronichu|sad, pathetic fucking nerds]] have fapped to this dance since it's basically a stripper dance. I would totally [http://www.wowwiki.com/Mana_Tap &amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;Mana Tap&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;] that.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Much like Pol Pot through the educated population, I purged 'Molvania' and replaced it with 'Molvanîa'. The correct spelling of fictional countries is of critical importance to my plans.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Several tiny fixes. I didn't want to change too much since it's a huge amount of your work and I wanted to respect that. I also incorporated [[User:Anonymax]]'s changes, so don't stress mate.&lt;br /&gt;
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- I added a link to the Wikipedia article for Sadie Hawkins Day. This is because, as an Ausfailian, I had NFI what Chris was babbling about. Now I know.&lt;br /&gt;
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- I'M TRANSCRIBING THE CYBERFUCKING?! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK MAN. Okay. I transcribed almost the entire cyber scene in one take, with a once over to make sure I got most things. Because dude, ear rape. Ear rape. Ear rape. Oh GodJesus. I listened to Chris and a [[pedofork|13 year old boy]] fap. :'( Intently. :'( Transcribing every word. :'( What the shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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- Four hours straight of mostly listening to Chris fap. I think I am gay now.&lt;br /&gt;
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- I AM STILL TRANSCRIBING SO DON'T FUCK WITH IT JUST YET.&lt;br /&gt;
:Oh. I changed one thing that bothered me (Monthly Tugboat header link) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:06, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Wait... Chris and Bluespike cybered on this fucking thing?  Dear god.  I haven't actually listened to the whole thing before.  Had I known that was on there...  I'm so sorry.  Nobody deserves that.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:27, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Bravery above and beyond the call of duty...--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 16:59, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|right|Let's finish it!]]&lt;br /&gt;
::* Six hours, forty minutes straight at the moment. I still owe you an hour and a half-ish on Sunday, but I feel it's always better to under-promise and over-deliver. I'll keep going on it, see what strength I can muster... to be honest, if I push it- I'd like to think I can get a substantial chunk of this knocked over this weekend. I want to say FINISH IT- I want to- but some dark, dark part of me just won't let me type the words. Under promise, over deliver. Let's see how I feel tomorrow. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:41, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::* PS you guys can edit shit now if you like, I'm gonna be unconscious for at least 10 hours and I probably won't wanna do anything right away when I wake up.[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 18:42, 16 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::*Ronichu man, I'm going to knock a few minutes off of this while you're sleeping.  I'm not trying to step on your toes, I just don't want you to suffer more than you have to.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:39, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::*Alright, I brought this bad boy up another 15 minutes to the 2:02 mark.  Considering the surprising amount of dead air time on these, it was much easier than the early parts.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:04, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::*Don't worry mate, the night shift is here. You did great with the stuff before, now let's FINISH IT.[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:17, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::*I have temporarily crashed into slumber. 15 minute break. I need some [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS4giqtbRBM EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE OF THE TIGER]. RISING UP, BACK ON THESE STREEEEEETS...&lt;br /&gt;
:::::*ALRIGHT I AM PSYCHED UP. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS. ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!&lt;br /&gt;
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==== Done. ====&lt;br /&gt;
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THIS BITCH BE TRANSCRIBED. Total time spent transcribing this thing is 10 hours, 10 minutes over two days. A little over the eight hours promised, but hey; under promise, over deliver. I wanted to finish this shit and I did. I bid you strange, gentle folk farewell, and it's back to Mumble 6 for now. Which sucks because instead of Julie and Chris talking with long pauses while Chris' slow-arse mind thinks of simple answers to reasonable questions, it's six trolls all yelling over the top of each other. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 10:40, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I never thought this day would come.  It's so beautiful.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:18, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* :) :) :) :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:26, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== lol ==&lt;br /&gt;
oh man this was like years ago. oh how times have changed. brick wall indeed. i sure enjoy hamming it up lol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:26, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:* The later part of this chat was actually really fun to transcribe (the unspeakable horrors in the first part notwithstanding). I can see why you enjoyed it. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Uhgh ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I did a search on the CWCki for 'Uhgh'. I noticed that the only times it's written- the beginning of the [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_8|ABL call 8]] and in Mumble 3- are when I've transcribed it. Is this some kind of... noise only I can hear? Like a dog whistle that only effects TRUE and ORIGINAL Sonichu/Rosechu hybrids? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:27, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It's probably just a Difference between individual transcribers.  What you write down as &amp;quot;ugh&amp;quot; I'm probably writing down as &amp;quot;umm&amp;quot;.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:07, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== No Download ==&lt;br /&gt;
Why does the file on mediafire not work? If somebody has the file of this conversation please upload it to mediafire and link it to here.--[[User:Hans Gruber|Hans Gruber]] 19:21, 5 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Wish to help  ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I wish to help add anything missed and see if I can make out anything that is indistinct, unclear, and whatever else.[[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 20:34, 18 June 2011 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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Oh, Hi there!&lt;br /&gt;
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I first heard of Chris on an Opie and Anthony clip, about him drinking his own seed. And because I have a sick mindset, I decided to look further into this manchild. And I'm glad I did. &lt;br /&gt;
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Things you should know about me, should you care to:&lt;br /&gt;
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*I am NOT a white knight! Having dealt with someone who acted just like Chris, I can honestly say that people like him, can never be saved. So I'm not a captain save-a-Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
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*I have respect for this wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
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*I will not start shit with other people of this wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
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*If I see something out of place, I will try my best to fix it. &lt;br /&gt;
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*If I fuck up, and you correct me, I wont act like a baby about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Contact==&lt;br /&gt;
If for some reason you want to contact me, You can at demendred1605@yahoo.com&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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I want to make sure your the real Tito, Chris may fall for stupid shit, but I am not. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 04:54, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I hate to tell you, but even Chris knows he can't grief the articles without it being reverted back to original state in seconds faster than you can blank page them. I would go as far to say he's just a cunt hair smarter than you. &amp;amp; Where is your email you claim to have? I know for a fact you never reached him. Most likely you will recycle mannerisms in most of his emails. But still, even I want a good laugh. Present the email here, boy.&lt;br /&gt;
::First, prove to me you are the actual Tito. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 14:21, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Tito isn't the one who has to prove anything, you are. Stop being so obstructive and start talking. You're dragging this on far longer than it needs to. If you're not willing to start talking, just go away. Whatever you have to say can be said here - you're just being stupid in requesting identify verification on a Wiki. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:52, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::::The fuck? Are you wanting a Birth Certificate based on a fictional character from a canceled Nicktoons show? You really are alot more dumb than Chris. Only way i can prove to you I'm him is my work and thats it. I already know from the start whatever you're going to give me or clyde will be absolute bullshit anyway, at this point I'm just wanting something humorous to read, even if it is fake. [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 15:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
he already posted some emails on the cwcki, they were deleted --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 15:49, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Well shit, must've missed out, anyways, you suck either way, omega. And if it's Chris you're wanting to reach, I don't think blank paging articles is helping you cause, brudda. [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 16:17, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Show them the e-mails faggot. I can fucking kick you in the fucking asshole you fucking piece of fucking dog shit. Now fucking prove to me that you are fucking Tito you fucking piece of shit. I have a army of men ready to devour this shitty wiki, now CALLZ ME. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 16:44, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::FUCKING COUNT: 7. NEW RECORD !! [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 17:05, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*You Mad? [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 17:04, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== You are my favorite troll ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you for the many laughs!--[[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 21:11 17 June 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
:What is this, RIP? Tito isn't past-tense, silly.[[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 22:03, 17 June 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
No, its not a RIP. Just giving Tito some love. The Tito saga[[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Saga#Surfshack_Tito_Saga]] is my fav.[[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 7:46 18 June 2011 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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I want to make sure your the real Tito, Chris may fall for stupid shit, but I am not. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 04:54, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I hate to tell you, but even Chris knows he can't grief the articles without it being reverted back to original state in seconds faster than you can blank page them. I would go as far to say he's just a cunt hair smarter than you. &amp;amp; Where is your email you claim to have? I know for a fact you never reached him. Most likely you will recycle mannerisms in most of his emails. But still, even I want a good laugh. Present the email here, boy.&lt;br /&gt;
::First, prove to me you are the actual Tito. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 14:21, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Tito isn't the one who has to prove anything, you are. Stop being so obstructive and start talking. You're dragging this on far longer than it needs to. If you're not willing to start talking, just go away. Whatever you have to say can be said here - you're just being stupid in requesting identify verification on a Wiki. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:52, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::::The fuck? Are you wanting a Birth Certificate based on a fictional character from a canceled Nicktoons show? You really are alot more dumb than Chris. Only way i can prove to you I'm him is my work and thats it. I already know from the start whatever you're going to give me or clyde will be absolute bullshit anyway, at this point I'm just wanting something humorous to read, even if it is fake. [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 15:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
he already posted some emails on the cwcki, they were deleted --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 15:49, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Well shit, must've missed out, anyways, you suck either way, omega. And if it's Chris you're wanting to reach, I don't think blank paging articles is helping you cause, brudda. [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 16:17, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Show them the e-mails faggot. I can fucking kick you in the fucking asshole you fucking piece of fucking dog shit. Now fucking prove to me that you are fucking Tito you fucking piece of shit. I have a army of men ready to devour this shitty wiki, now CALLZ ME. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 16:44, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::FUCKING COUNT: 7. NEW RECORD !! [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 17:05, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*You Mad? [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 17:04, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== You are my favorite troll ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you for the many laughs!--[[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 21:11 17 June 2011 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
:What is this, RIP? Tito isn't past-tense, silly.[[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 22:03, 17 June 2011 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
No, its not a RIP. Just giving Tito some love. The Tito saga[[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Saga#Surfshack_Tito_Saga]] is my fav.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:SurfShackTito&amp;diff=140934</id>
		<title>User talk:SurfShackTito</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:SurfShackTito&amp;diff=140934"/>
		<updated>2011-06-18T04:11:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: /* You are my favorite troll */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== In case your too lazy to reply on my talkpage. ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I want to make sure your the real Tito, Chris may fall for stupid shit, but I am not. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 04:54, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*I hate to tell you, but even Chris knows he can't grief the articles without it being reverted back to original state in seconds faster than you can blank page them. I would go as far to say he's just a cunt hair smarter than you. &amp;amp; Where is your email you claim to have? I know for a fact you never reached him. Most likely you will recycle mannerisms in most of his emails. But still, even I want a good laugh. Present the email here, boy.&lt;br /&gt;
::First, prove to me you are the actual Tito. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 14:21, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Tito isn't the one who has to prove anything, you are. Stop being so obstructive and start talking. You're dragging this on far longer than it needs to. If you're not willing to start talking, just go away. Whatever you have to say can be said here - you're just being stupid in requesting identify verification on a Wiki. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 14:52, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::::The fuck? Are you wanting a Birth Certificate based on a fictional character from a canceled Nicktoons show? You really are alot more dumb than Chris. Only way i can prove to you I'm him is my work and thats it. I already know from the start whatever you're going to give me or clyde will be absolute bullshit anyway, at this point I'm just wanting something humorous to read, even if it is fake. [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 15:09, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
he already posted some emails on the cwcki, they were deleted --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 15:49, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Well shit, must've missed out, anyways, you suck either way, omega. And if it's Chris you're wanting to reach, I don't think blank paging articles is helping you cause, brudda. [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 16:17, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Show them the e-mails faggot. I can fucking kick you in the fucking asshole you fucking piece of fucking dog shit. Now fucking prove to me that you are fucking Tito you fucking piece of shit. I have a army of men ready to devour this shitty wiki, now CALLZ ME. [[User:Omegaforce|Omegaforce]] 16:44, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::FUCKING COUNT: 7. NEW RECORD !! [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 17:05, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*You Mad? [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 17:04, 7 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== You are my favorite troll ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you for the many laughs!--[[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 21:11 17 June 2011 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140926</id>
		<title>User:Demendred</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140926"/>
		<updated>2011-06-18T01:17:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Sonichufistofnorthstar.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, Hi there!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I first heard of Chris on an Opie and Anthony clip, about him drinking his own seed. And because I have a sick mindset, I decided to look further into this manchild. And I'm glad I did. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things you should know about me, should you care to:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I am NOT a white knight! Having dealt with someone who acted just like Chris, I can honestly say that people like him, are never savable. Never. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I may be new, but I have respect for this wiki. Meaning, you will never see me ad whore anything, or fuck up any ones work on purpose.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I will not start shit with other people of this wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*If I see something out of place, I will try my best to fix it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*If I fuck up, and you correct me, I wont act like a baby about it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Contact==&lt;br /&gt;
If for some reason you want to contact me, You can at demendred1605@yahoo.com&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Son-Chu&amp;diff=140925</id>
		<title>Talk:Son-Chu</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Son-Chu&amp;diff=140925"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T23:44:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: /* Homer Simpson picture */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;=Chandler cars=&lt;br /&gt;
Should we list the other two cars or what? [[User:Janitor|Janitor]] 06:58, 9 April 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Maybe, but definitely not in this article. Or you could briefly mention them here in passing. The only major reference we have to the other cars is the pic of Chris in front of the BMW. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:56, 9 April 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*In the house tour vids, we see a few other cars.  Some of them are hard to make out, but a Ford Aerostar is in the yard, and what looks to be a BMW Z3 roadster behind the house in a state of disrepair.  It seems Bob has a thing for BMWs, and the Chandler family doesn't mind Fords. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 22:37, 2 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:*There's a picture from when Chris was 16 with the BMW. The problem is, we really can't say much because 1) we don't know all the cars they have and 2) all we can say is &amp;quot;The Chandlers have the following cars.&amp;quot; Though if someone can do a better job than the person who made a &amp;quot;Chandler cars&amp;quot; article, then go ahead. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 3 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I attempted to make a page for the Z3, but the article was deleted.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:18, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trollin' ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What if someone stole the plate off of Chris's car?  But you would have to do something to let him know, like cut it in half and give half to him, or mail him a letter to let him know.  Suggestions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* I'm pretty sure that's illegal, and CWCki is not a forum, go discuss trolling somewhere else..[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:27, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Is that legal?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:22, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Rename==&lt;br /&gt;
The CWCipedia article on the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens has a section &amp;quot;My other car is an autobot&amp;quot; where he goes on about how this car of his is actually an autobot named Sonchu and crazy Transformers shit. Anyone in favor of renaming the article SonChu and focus more on the car than the vanity plate? Or should we rename it to the more colloquial &amp;quot;Sonichumobile&amp;quot;? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:16, 30 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*I think that the vanity plate is still an important subject, since the motherfucker put Sonichu on it in big letters. But I do think that we could incorporate it into the article, while still making the car seem more important. But it is an important subject when it comes to CWC. And dam funny.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 19:35, 30 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Vanity Plate of Fail ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think the vanity plate should be added to the [[Relics of Fail]]. It qualifies as one because it cost him money (IE tax payer money) to get &amp;quot;SONICHU&amp;quot; written on his license plate, which range in price from $10 to $70 on average. The license plate also qualifies because it is something which makes Chris easily identifiable by anybody in the know of his exploits, which is helpful considering how many fat ugly people drive shitty, poorly maintained 10 year old station wagons in Virginia. --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 20:42, 5 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Expired Plates? ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While I was brushing up this article, I noticed that in all of the pictures, the license plates are tagged as expiring in '07. It could be that the picture was merely taken in '07, but because the Chris-chan internet phenomena started in mid'07, it's likely that these pictures were taken in that year, if not later. If there is one thing that Chris is dependable about, he's dependably lazy. Could it be that he's too lazy to get his plates renewed? Can we verify when these pictures were taken or, even better, get a more recent picture of his car?--[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 22:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Parking Permit ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Where did he say he got the parking permit for his autism? From what comes up when you Google &amp;quot;disabled parking autism&amp;quot;, they're intended for parents whose kids have fits in the store and/or bolt into traffic. I'm starting to think he has it because he's too weak to walk all the way across a parking lot. [[User:Popobawa69|Popobawa69]] 19:06, 31 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* I can't find whether Virginia issues disabled parking permits for the obese. Perhaps the placard is Snorlax's? It's her car, after all. --[[User:Draygoon|Draygoon]] 21:30, 7 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Vehicular Rage==&lt;br /&gt;
Given that Chris has now tried twice to run someone over, should we open up a section about Son-chu's weapon status? I'm thinking just a quick section about the mall security Chris tried to hit and Snyder of course... and while i'm at it, should we incorporate the comic where he drove to shoot liquid as well? Thought and opinions please --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== More on mechanical issues ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has 260,000 miles on his car, bent U Joints, and hasn't got an oil change in over a year. This we know as facts, but I, having a large interest in cars, am still curious as to finding out just how jacked up his car is. To put this in perspective, I'm currently investing in my grandfather's 1980 Chevrolet Suburban. It has the original engine, more than 900,000 miles on it, it has survived about several floods, and it still works. How does it still run? My grandfather was an excellent mechanic and was always doing his best to make sure that he got all he could out of his trucks. This includes changing his oil on a regular basis, making repairs the instant there was any issues with it, and taking it for regular tune ups. Mind you, everybody does this, but he made sure that he would die before his truck. Chris is absolutely nothing like my grandfather. So to see a car that's in terrible condition and only has 260,000 miles on it is really a shocker for me (I haven't actually seen a car with less than 150,000 miles on it). If anyone can expand on this topic, I would love to hear more. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 00:38, 30 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*If Chris lived in the UK I highly doubt that car would pass it's MOT. Are there similar tests in America? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 06:40, 30 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes, in Virginia you have to get one every year, so the clanking is probably a recent thing. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 08:14, 30 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Autism sticker ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;How is &amp;quot;Autism&amp;quot; a sentence? Do you think it can be &amp;quot;Cured&amp;quot; rather than treated? What are you doing to &amp;quot;Work For A Cure&amp;quot;? Why is &amp;quot;A&amp;quot; capitalized? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How is this at all relevant to the article? It's not like Chris made the sticker himself... should this bit be removed? [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 10:10, 30 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Homer Simpson picture ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I don't quite know how to not make it not cut into the Vanity plate info, so if it's a problem, could someone please fix it so it doesn't? Thanks!--[[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 15:33, 17 June 20011 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140924</id>
		<title>User:Demendred</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140924"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T22:55:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Sonichufistofnorthstar.jpg|thumb]]&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, Hi there!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I first heard of Chris on an Opie and Anthony clip, about him drinking his own seed. And because I have a sick mindset, I decided to look further into this manchild. And I'm glad I did. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things you should know about me, should you care to:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I am NOT a white knight! Having dealt with someone who acted just like Chris, I can honestly say that people like him, are never savable. Never. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I may be new, but I have respect for this wiki. Meaning, you will never see me ad whore anything, or fuck up any ones work on purpose.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I will not start shit with other people of this wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I lurk on this wiki, getting as much detail as possible. Should I decide to troll Chris in the future, I like to be prepared. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*If I see something out of place, I will try my best to fix it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Contact==&lt;br /&gt;
If for some reason you want to contact me, You can at demendred1605@yahoo.com&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Sonichufistofnorthstar.jpg&amp;diff=140923</id>
		<title>File:Sonichufistofnorthstar.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Sonichufistofnorthstar.jpg&amp;diff=140923"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T22:53:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: Still pic taken from account SonichuTAS Sonichu: &amp;quot;The animated series Episode 10&amp;quot; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFWZXp5Nuus&amp;amp;feature=relmfu&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Still pic taken from account SonichuTAS Sonichu: &amp;quot;The animated series Episode 10&amp;quot; [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFWZXp5Nuus&amp;amp;feature=relmfu]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg&amp;diff=140922</id>
		<title>File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg&amp;diff=140922"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T22:45:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Still pic taken from youtube account TheCWCvilleLibrary video &amp;quot;The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Manbaby's Day Out pt. 2[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gudHHaaQm3g&amp;amp;NR=1]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Son-Chu&amp;diff=140920</id>
		<title>Talk:Son-Chu</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Son-Chu&amp;diff=140920"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T22:33:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: /* Homer Simpson picture */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;=Chandler cars=&lt;br /&gt;
Should we list the other two cars or what? [[User:Janitor|Janitor]] 06:58, 9 April 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Maybe, but definitely not in this article. Or you could briefly mention them here in passing. The only major reference we have to the other cars is the pic of Chris in front of the BMW. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:56, 9 April 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*In the house tour vids, we see a few other cars.  Some of them are hard to make out, but a Ford Aerostar is in the yard, and what looks to be a BMW Z3 roadster behind the house in a state of disrepair.  It seems Bob has a thing for BMWs, and the Chandler family doesn't mind Fords. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 22:37, 2 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:*There's a picture from when Chris was 16 with the BMW. The problem is, we really can't say much because 1) we don't know all the cars they have and 2) all we can say is &amp;quot;The Chandlers have the following cars.&amp;quot; Though if someone can do a better job than the person who made a &amp;quot;Chandler cars&amp;quot; article, then go ahead. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 3 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I attempted to make a page for the Z3, but the article was deleted.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:18, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trollin' ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What if someone stole the plate off of Chris's car?  But you would have to do something to let him know, like cut it in half and give half to him, or mail him a letter to let him know.  Suggestions?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* I'm pretty sure that's illegal, and CWCki is not a forum, go discuss trolling somewhere else..[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:27, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Is that legal?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:22, 30 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Rename==&lt;br /&gt;
The CWCipedia article on the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens has a section &amp;quot;My other car is an autobot&amp;quot; where he goes on about how this car of his is actually an autobot named Sonchu and crazy Transformers shit. Anyone in favor of renaming the article SonChu and focus more on the car than the vanity plate? Or should we rename it to the more colloquial &amp;quot;Sonichumobile&amp;quot;? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:16, 30 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*I think that the vanity plate is still an important subject, since the motherfucker put Sonichu on it in big letters. But I do think that we could incorporate it into the article, while still making the car seem more important. But it is an important subject when it comes to CWC. And dam funny.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 19:35, 30 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Vanity Plate of Fail ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think the vanity plate should be added to the [[Relics of Fail]]. It qualifies as one because it cost him money (IE tax payer money) to get &amp;quot;SONICHU&amp;quot; written on his license plate, which range in price from $10 to $70 on average. The license plate also qualifies because it is something which makes Chris easily identifiable by anybody in the know of his exploits, which is helpful considering how many fat ugly people drive shitty, poorly maintained 10 year old station wagons in Virginia. --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 20:42, 5 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Expired Plates? ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While I was brushing up this article, I noticed that in all of the pictures, the license plates are tagged as expiring in '07. It could be that the picture was merely taken in '07, but because the Chris-chan internet phenomena started in mid'07, it's likely that these pictures were taken in that year, if not later. If there is one thing that Chris is dependable about, he's dependably lazy. Could it be that he's too lazy to get his plates renewed? Can we verify when these pictures were taken or, even better, get a more recent picture of his car?--[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 22:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Parking Permit ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Where did he say he got the parking permit for his autism? From what comes up when you Google &amp;quot;disabled parking autism&amp;quot;, they're intended for parents whose kids have fits in the store and/or bolt into traffic. I'm starting to think he has it because he's too weak to walk all the way across a parking lot. [[User:Popobawa69|Popobawa69]] 19:06, 31 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* I can't find whether Virginia issues disabled parking permits for the obese. Perhaps the placard is Snorlax's? It's her car, after all. --[[User:Draygoon|Draygoon]] 21:30, 7 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Vehicular Rage==&lt;br /&gt;
Given that Chris has now tried twice to run someone over, should we open up a section about Son-chu's weapon status? I'm thinking just a quick section about the mall security Chris tried to hit and Snyder of course... and while i'm at it, should we incorporate the comic where he drove to shoot liquid as well? Thought and opinions please --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== More on mechanical issues ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has 260,000 miles on his car, bent U Joints, and hasn't got an oil change in over a year. This we know as facts, but I, having a large interest in cars, am still curious as to finding out just how jacked up his car is. To put this in perspective, I'm currently investing in my grandfather's 1980 Chevrolet Suburban. It has the original engine, more than 900,000 miles on it, it has survived about several floods, and it still works. How does it still run? My grandfather was an excellent mechanic and was always doing his best to make sure that he got all he could out of his trucks. This includes changing his oil on a regular basis, making repairs the instant there was any issues with it, and taking it for regular tune ups. Mind you, everybody does this, but he made sure that he would die before his truck. Chris is absolutely nothing like my grandfather. So to see a car that's in terrible condition and only has 260,000 miles on it is really a shocker for me (I haven't actually seen a car with less than 150,000 miles on it). If anyone can expand on this topic, I would love to hear more. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 00:38, 30 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*If Chris lived in the UK I highly doubt that car would pass it's MOT. Are there similar tests in America? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 06:40, 30 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes, in Virginia you have to get one every year, so the clanking is probably a recent thing. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 08:14, 30 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Autism sticker ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;How is &amp;quot;Autism&amp;quot; a sentence? Do you think it can be &amp;quot;Cured&amp;quot; rather than treated? What are you doing to &amp;quot;Work For A Cure&amp;quot;? Why is &amp;quot;A&amp;quot; capitalized? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How is this at all relevant to the article? It's not like Chris made the sticker himself... should this bit be removed? [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 10:10, 30 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Homer Simpson picture ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I don't quite know how to not make it not cut into the Vanity plate info, so if it's a problem, could someone please fix it so it doesn't? Thanks![[User:Demendred|Demendred]] 15:33, 17 June 20011 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Son-Chu&amp;diff=140919</id>
		<title>Son-Chu</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Son-Chu&amp;diff=140919"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T22:27:22Z</updated>

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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Son-Chu''' is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple &amp;quot;disconcerting&amp;quot; issues which are listed [[My Little Pony|elsewhere]] in this fine wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle to be used in a plan to [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|commit]] [[Sonichu Special 4|aggravated]] [[June062010.MOV|assault]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believe that the fact that Chris drives a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic [[fail]]. Chris did not save up his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding on more [[PSN|important]] things to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car equals [[china]]. Son-Chu is his mother, [[Barbara]]'s car.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 10&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unsurprisingly, Chris's parents pay for his gas.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 10&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Backstory==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a three-ton mobile weapon).]]&lt;br /&gt;
Since Chris jerks off to ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, &amp;quot;Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my [[Fail|Cool]] [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car.]]&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; From the [[CWCipedia]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The reason why the car is named &amp;quot;Son-Chu&amp;quot; still remains unknown. The same can be said of all of Chris's other ''Transformers'' rip-offs, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Handicap parking permit==&lt;br /&gt;
Being [[Autism|a high-functioning autistic male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [http://www.google.com/search?q=autism+disability+parking Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents whose autistic children bolt into traffic or [[tard rage|go mental]] in the store. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.dmv.state.va.us/webdoc/citizen/disability/renewal.asp Virginia DMV]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Given this, it's likely that [[Barb]] applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their [[fat]], lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The biggest question is, of course, this: who needs handicap permits when he's got a giant robot? If he can't find parking space, he could just level the parking lot. ''Duh.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Dashboard==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]&lt;br /&gt;
A Homer Simpson figurine resides on Chris's dashboard. There also appears to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. Interesting to note is that [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1054 Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's [[Autism|high-functioning life]], he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Vanity plate==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads &amp;quot;[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]&amp;quot;, thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever.''' This habit of having a family plate stems from family. [[Bob]] has a vanity plate reading &amp;quot;UN4EVR&amp;quot; (apparently a statement of support for the U.N.) and &amp;quot;IB MR C&amp;quot; (&amp;quot;I be Mr. C,&amp;quot; as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]) and [[Barb]] has one named &amp;quot;B WESTON&amp;quot; (as in Barbara Weston){{cite}}. It may be worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state, so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's plate is fashionably overlaid with a &amp;quot;[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]&amp;quot; frame.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Bumper stickers==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's car features a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From left to right:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and [[Sonichu]], and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.&lt;br /&gt;
* Plan 9 Music&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.plan9music.com/Home]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably gets his [[Britney Spears]] CDs from.&lt;br /&gt;
* An [[America]]n Flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads &amp;quot;United We Stand&amp;quot;. Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure.&amp;quot; - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. &lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]&amp;quot; - Currently, the most disturbing thing Chris has on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his [[6 June 2010|endorsement]].&lt;br /&gt;
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appears Chris has rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remains in the same place; however, the American flag has been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. &amp;quot;Come Play With Me!&amp;quot; has been replaced with a &amp;quot;Save [[McIntire Park]]&amp;quot; sticker. Since this is a first time we've seen Son-Chu in quite a while, it's so far impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Car trouble==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has wound up in dangerous situations with his car, usually of his own creation, on a few occasions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris &amp;quot;nearly backed up onto&amp;quot; the store's [[Manajerk|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris [[6 June 2010|loudly denied]]. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Mechanical issues==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Given the state of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler home and its surrounding yard]], it's unlikely the family takes any better care of their vehicles. Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's performance was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; this is likely caused by bent [[Wikipedia:Universal joint|U-joints]] (meaning Chris/Barbara probably hit a curb at some point) connecting the [[Wikipedia:Drive shaft|drive shaft]] to [[Wikipedia:Internal combustion engine|the engine]] and [[Wikipedia:Transmission (mechanics)|transmission]], and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|worthless shit]], a U-joint replacement would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile has at least 260,000 miles on it. At this point, it's a toss-up as to whether the car or [[Robert Chandler|Bob]] will go first.&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. &amp;quot;[[Honor roll]]&amp;quot; my ass.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|Chris parks his car outside of his version of [[PS3|Mecca]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta &lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Car Pranks]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hot Wheels]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Relics of Fail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Transformers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Son-Chu&amp;diff=140918</id>
		<title>Son-Chu</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Son-Chu&amp;diff=140918"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T22:25:22Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{taxpayermoney}} &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Son-Chu''' is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple &amp;quot;disconcerting&amp;quot; issues which are listed [[My Little Pony|elsewhere]] in this fine wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle to be used in a plan to [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|commit]] [[Sonichu Special 4|aggravated]] [[June062010.MOV|assault]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believe that the fact that Chris drives a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic [[fail]]. Chris did not save up his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding on more [[PSN|important]] things to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car equals [[china]]. Son-Chu is his mother, [[Barbara]]'s car.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 10&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unsurprisingly, Chris's parents pay for his gas.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 10&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Backstory==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a three-ton mobile weapon).]]&lt;br /&gt;
Since Chris jerks off to ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, &amp;quot;Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my [[Fail|Cool]] [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car.]]&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; From the [[CWCipedia]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The reason why the car is named &amp;quot;Son-Chu&amp;quot; still remains unknown. The same can be said of all of Chris's other ''Transformers'' rip-offs, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Handicap parking permit==&lt;br /&gt;
Being [[Autism|a high-functioning autistic male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [http://www.google.com/search?q=autism+disability+parking Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents whose autistic children bolt into traffic or [[tard rage|go mental]] in the store. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.dmv.state.va.us/webdoc/citizen/disability/renewal.asp Virginia DMV]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Given this, it's likely that [[Barb]] applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their [[fat]], lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The biggest question is, of course, this: who needs handicap permits when he's got a giant robot? If he can't find parking space, he could just level the parking lot. ''Duh.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Dashboard==&lt;br /&gt;
A Homer Simpson figurine resides on Chris's dashboard. There also appears to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. Interesting to note is that [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1054 Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's [[Autism|high-functioning life]], he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Vanity plate==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads &amp;quot;[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]&amp;quot;, thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever.''' This habit of having a family plate stems from family. [[Bob]] has a vanity plate reading &amp;quot;UN4EVR&amp;quot; (apparently a statement of support for the U.N.) and &amp;quot;IB MR C&amp;quot; (&amp;quot;I be Mr. C,&amp;quot; as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]) and [[Barb]] has one named &amp;quot;B WESTON&amp;quot; (as in Barbara Weston){{cite}}. It may be worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state, so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's plate is fashionably overlaid with a &amp;quot;[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]&amp;quot; frame.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Bumper stickers==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's car features a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From left to right:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and [[Sonichu]], and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.&lt;br /&gt;
* Plan 9 Music&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.plan9music.com/Home]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably gets his [[Britney Spears]] CDs from.&lt;br /&gt;
* An [[America]]n Flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads &amp;quot;United We Stand&amp;quot;. Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure.&amp;quot; - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. &lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]&amp;quot; - Currently, the most disturbing thing Chris has on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his [[6 June 2010|endorsement]].&lt;br /&gt;
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appears Chris has rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remains in the same place; however, the American flag has been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. &amp;quot;Come Play With Me!&amp;quot; has been replaced with a &amp;quot;Save [[McIntire Park]]&amp;quot; sticker. Since this is a first time we've seen Son-Chu in quite a while, it's so far impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Car trouble==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has wound up in dangerous situations with his car, usually of his own creation, on a few occasions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris &amp;quot;nearly backed up onto&amp;quot; the store's [[Manajerk|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris [[6 June 2010|loudly denied]]. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Mechanical issues==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Given the state of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler home and its surrounding yard]], it's unlikely the family takes any better care of their vehicles. Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's performance was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; this is likely caused by bent [[Wikipedia:Universal joint|U-joints]] (meaning Chris/Barbara probably hit a curb at some point) connecting the [[Wikipedia:Drive shaft|drive shaft]] to [[Wikipedia:Internal combustion engine|the engine]] and [[Wikipedia:Transmission (mechanics)|transmission]], and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|worthless shit]], a U-joint replacement would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile has at least 260,000 miles on it. At this point, it's a toss-up as to whether the car or [[Robert Chandler|Bob]] will go first.&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. &amp;quot;[[Honor roll]]&amp;quot; my ass.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|Chris parks his car outside of his version of [[PS3|Mecca]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta &lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Car Pranks]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hot Wheels]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Relics of Fail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Transformers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Son-Chu&amp;diff=140917</id>
		<title>Son-Chu</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Son-Chu&amp;diff=140917"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T22:24:38Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: /* Dashboard */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{taxpayermoney}} &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Son-Chu''' is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple &amp;quot;disconcerting&amp;quot; issues which are listed [[My Little Pony|elsewhere]] in this fine wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle to be used in a plan to [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|commit]] [[Sonichu Special 4|aggravated]] [[June062010.MOV|assault]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believe that the fact that Chris drives a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic [[fail]]. Chris did not save up his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding on more [[PSN|important]] things to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car equals [[china]]. Son-Chu is his mother, [[Barbara]]'s car.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 10&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unsurprisingly, Chris's parents pay for his gas.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Mumble 10&amp;quot;/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Backstory==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a three-ton mobile weapon).]]&lt;br /&gt;
Since Chris jerks off to ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, &amp;quot;Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my [[Fail|Cool]] [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car.]]&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; From the [[CWCipedia]]:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The reason why the car is named &amp;quot;Son-Chu&amp;quot; still remains unknown. The same can be said of all of Chris's other ''Transformers'' rip-offs, though.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Handicap parking permit==&lt;br /&gt;
Being [[Autism|a high-functioning autistic male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [http://www.google.com/search?q=autism+disability+parking Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents whose autistic children bolt into traffic or [[tard rage|go mental]] in the store. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.dmv.state.va.us/webdoc/citizen/disability/renewal.asp Virginia DMV]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. Given this, it's likely that [[Barb]] applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their [[fat]], lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The biggest question is, of course, this: who needs handicap permits when he's got a giant robot? If he can't find parking space, he could just level the parking lot. ''Duh.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Dashboard==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate]]&lt;br /&gt;
A Homer Simpson figurine resides on Chris's dashboard. There also appears to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. Interesting to note is that [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1054 Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's [[Autism|high-functioning life]], he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Vanity plate==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads &amp;quot;[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]&amp;quot;, thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever.''' This habit of having a family plate stems from family. [[Bob]] has a vanity plate reading &amp;quot;UN4EVR&amp;quot; (apparently a statement of support for the U.N.) and &amp;quot;IB MR C&amp;quot; (&amp;quot;I be Mr. C,&amp;quot; as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]) and [[Barb]] has one named &amp;quot;B WESTON&amp;quot; (as in Barbara Weston){{cite}}. It may be worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state, so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's plate is fashionably overlaid with a &amp;quot;[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]&amp;quot; frame.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Bumper stickers==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris's car features a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From left to right:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and [[Sonichu]], and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.&lt;br /&gt;
* Plan 9 Music&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.plan9music.com/Home]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably gets his [[Britney Spears]] CDs from.&lt;br /&gt;
* An [[America]]n Flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads &amp;quot;United We Stand&amp;quot;. Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure.&amp;quot; - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. &lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]&amp;quot; - Currently, the most disturbing thing Chris has on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his [[6 June 2010|endorsement]].&lt;br /&gt;
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appears Chris has rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remains in the same place; however, the American flag has been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. &amp;quot;Come Play With Me!&amp;quot; has been replaced with a &amp;quot;Save [[McIntire Park]]&amp;quot; sticker. Since this is a first time we've seen Son-Chu in quite a while, it's so far impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Car trouble==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has wound up in dangerous situations with his car, usually of his own creation, on a few occasions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris &amp;quot;nearly backed up onto&amp;quot; the store's [[Manajerk|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris [[6 June 2010|loudly denied]]. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Mechanical issues==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Given the state of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler home and its surrounding yard]], it's unlikely the family takes any better care of their vehicles. Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's performance was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; this is likely caused by bent [[Wikipedia:Universal joint|U-joints]] (meaning Chris/Barbara probably hit a curb at some point) connecting the [[Wikipedia:Drive shaft|drive shaft]] to [[Wikipedia:Internal combustion engine|the engine]] and [[Wikipedia:Transmission (mechanics)|transmission]], and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|worthless shit]], a U-joint replacement would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile has at least 260,000 miles on it. At this point, it's a toss-up as to whether the car or [[Robert Chandler|Bob]] will go first.&lt;br /&gt;
{{-}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. &amp;quot;[[Honor roll]]&amp;quot; my ass.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|Chris parks his car outside of his version of [[PS3|Mecca]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta &lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Sauces==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWCipedia}}&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Car Pranks]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hot Wheels]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Relics of Fail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Transformers]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg&amp;diff=140914</id>
		<title>File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg&amp;diff=140914"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T22:17:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: Still pic taken from youtube account TheCWCvilleLibrary 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gudHHaaQm3g&amp;amp;NR=1&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Still pic taken from youtube account TheCWCvilleLibrary &lt;br /&gt;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gudHHaaQm3g&amp;amp;NR=1&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140913</id>
		<title>User:Demendred</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140913"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T21:43:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Oh, Hi there!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I first heard of Chris on an Opie and Anthony clip, about him drinking his own seed. And because I have a sick mindset, I decided to look further into this manchild. And I'm glad I did. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things you should know about me, should you care to:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I am NOT a white knight! Having dealt with someone who acted just like Chris, I can honestly say that people like him, are never savable. Never. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I may be new, but I have respect for this wiki. Meaning, you will never see me ad whore anything, or fuck up any ones work on purpose.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I will not start shit with other people of this wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I lurk on this wiki, getting as much detail as possible. Should I decide to troll Chris in the future, I like to be prepared. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*If I see something out of place, I will try my best to fix it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Contact==&lt;br /&gt;
If for some reason you want to contact me, You can at demendred1605@yahoo.com&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140912</id>
		<title>User:Demendred</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140912"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T21:42:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Oh, Hi there!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I first heard of Chris on an Opie and Anthony clip, about him drinking his own seed. And because I have a sick mindset, I decided to look further into this manchild. And I'm glad I did. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things you should know about me, should you care to:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I am NOT a white knight! Having dealt with someone who acted just like Chris, I can honestly say that people like him, are never savable. Never. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I may be new, but I have respect for this wiki. Meaning, you will never see me ad whore anything, or fuck up any ones work on purpose.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I will not start shit with other people of this wiki. I will, however deal any shit back that I am dealt with. If you can dish it, you can take it, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I lurk on this wiki, getting as much detail as possible. Should I decide to troll Chris in the future, I like to be prepared. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*If I see something out of place, I will try my best to fix it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Contact==&lt;br /&gt;
If for some reason you want to contact me, You can at demendred1605@yahoo.com&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140911</id>
		<title>User:Demendred</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140911"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T21:40:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Oh, Hi there!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I first heard of Chris on an Opie and Anthony clip, about him drinking his own seed. And because I have a sick mindset, I decided to look further into this manchild. And I'm glad I did. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things you should know about me, should you care to:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I am NOT a white knight! Having dealt with someone who acted just like Chris, I can honestly say that people like him, are never savable. Never. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I may be new, but I have respect for this wiki. Meaning, you will never see me ad whore anything, or fuck up any ones work on purpose.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I will not start shit with other people of this wiki. I will, however deal any shit back that I am dealt with. If you can dish it, you can take it, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I lurk on this wiki, getting as much detail as possible. Should I decide to troll Chris in the future, I like to be prepared. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*If I see something out of place, I will try my best to fix it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Contact==&lt;br /&gt;
If for some reason you want to contact me, You can as followed:&lt;br /&gt;
Email- demendred1605@yahoo.com&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140910</id>
		<title>User:Demendred</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140910"/>
		<updated>2011-06-17T21:18:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Oh, Hi there!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I first heard of Chris on an Opie and Anthony clip, about him drinking his own seed. And because I have a sick mindset, I decided to look further into this manchild. And I'm glad I did. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Things you should know about me, should you care to:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I am NOT a white knight! Having dealt with someone who acted just like Chris, I can honestly say that people like him, are never savable. Never. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I may be new, but I have respect for this wiki. Meaning, you will never see me ad whore anything, or fuck up any ones work on purpose.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I will not start shit with other people of this wiki. I will, however deal any shit back that I am dealt with. If you can dish it, you can take it, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I lurk on this wiki, getting as much detail as possible. Should I decide to troll Chris in the future, I like to be prepared. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*If I see something out of place, I will try my best to fix it.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140907</id>
		<title>User:Demendred</title>
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		<updated>2011-06-17T18:53:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Oh, Hi there!&lt;br /&gt;
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I first heard of Chris on a Opie and Anthony clip, about him drinking his own seed. And because I have a sick mindset, I decided to look further into this manchild. And I'm glad I did. &lt;br /&gt;
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Things you should know about me, should you care to:&lt;br /&gt;
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*I am NOT a white knight! Having dealt with someone who acted just like Chris, I can honestly say that people like him, are never savable. Never. &lt;br /&gt;
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*I may be new, but I have respect for this wiki. Meaning, you will never see me ad whore anything, or fuck up any ones work on purpose.&lt;br /&gt;
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*I will not start shit with other people of this wiki. I will, however deal any shit back that I am dealt with. If you can dish it, you can take it, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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*I lurk on this wiki, getting as much detail as possible. Should I decide to troll Chris in the future, I like to be prepared. &lt;br /&gt;
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*If I see something out of place, I will try my best to fix it.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140842</id>
		<title>User:Demendred</title>
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		<updated>2011-06-15T15:03:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The 'banning' of the word retard, is frankly quite retarded. Please help stop word policing by calling each and every water head you see, a retard. Together, we can make this a better place by making those like Chris, never have a stupid dream of becoming anything above what they are suppose to be, a retard who eats change.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>User:Demendred</title>
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		<updated>2011-06-15T01:49:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The 'banning' of the word retard, is frankly quite retarded. Please help stop word policing by calling each and every water head you see, a retard. Together, we can make this a better place by making those like Chris, never have a stupid dream of becoming anything above what he is suppose to be, a retard who eats change.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Demendred&amp;diff=140825</id>
		<title>User:Demendred</title>
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		<updated>2011-06-15T01:48:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The 'banning' of the word retard, is frankly quite retarded. Please help stop word policing by calling each and every water head you see, a retard. Together, we can make this a better place by making those like Chris, never have a stupid dream of becoming anything above what he is suppose to be, A retard who eats change.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Demendred</name></author>
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		<title>Metal Gear</title>
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		<updated>2011-06-12T22:12:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: /* Allusions made by trolls */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|p03W5ElzdGI}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Chrisslitsthroat.jpg|thumb|left|Chris [[Don't Mess With Me|using CQC]] on [[Clyde Cash]] while wearing the [[Chris and fashion|Red-Blue Stripe]] camoflage]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Torture.jpg|thumb|right|&amp;quot;We live in a sad age. [[YouTube]], [[PSEye]]s, [[For Julie's Eyes Only|leaked]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|videos]]... [[1990s]] [[Internet]] had its share of [[trolls]], but at least they had no streaming video. Internet today makes things too easy.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Being that '''''Metal Gear Solid''''' is [[Clyde Cash|so cash]], and many veteran [[trolls]] emerged from the depths of [[4chan|/v/]] (where [[Fapcup|wanking]] to [[Wikipedia:Big Boss (Metal Gear)|Big Boss]] is mandatory), several ''MGS'' references have emerged. Even [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] has made some possibly unintentional nods to the franchise. [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]] has also proclaimed her love for [[Jason Kendrick Howell|Liquid Snake]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Allusions made by trolls==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Maryleewalshpatriot.png|thumb|The picture of [[Mary Lee Walsh|Big Dean]] featured in the &amp;quot;Good Fan Art&amp;quot; article at [[CWCipedia]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Miscreants]] are an obvious [[parody]] of [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Metal Gear series#The Patriots|the Patriots]], except while the Patriots specialize in (con)trolling the world, the Miscreants' main field of interest involves manipulating and monitoring the [[saga|sagas]] and events of a certain [[Chris|autistic manchild]]. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Miscreants' codenames all go along the lines of, &amp;quot;The (x)&amp;quot;. This is a nod to ''[[Wikipedia:Metal Gear Solid 3|Metal Gear Solid 3]]'', where one must face [[Blanca|The Pain]], [[Sarah May|The Fear]], [[Ivy|The End]], and [[Julie|The Fury]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Liquid Chris&amp;quot; was the codename for [[CChanSonichuCWC]], noting that [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Metal Gear series#Liquid Snake|Liquid Snake]] was Solid Snake's genetic twin and enemy who had inherited the recessive genes of their father Big Boss and was therefore led to believe himself inferior, with the irony being that Liquid Chris excelled in everything Solid Chris does.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris's appearance resembles Big Boss in the fan comic &amp;quot;Sonichu Finale&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Wild Sonichu]] was crafted into a Solid Snake lookalike for a scene in episode 7 of ''Sonichu: The Animated Series[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2nXgMR7jKs]'', where he has sex with a cardboard box before breaking into 4-Cent_Garbage.com's HQ.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] goes by the e-handle &amp;quot;Liquid Snake&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some of [[User:Lime/Clyde vs. Chris: Day by Day|Clyde's messages to Chris]] contain footage from the series.&lt;br /&gt;
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==''MGS'' and Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Bigboss.JPG|thumb|left|Big Boss appeared in ''[[Sonichu 8]]'', but was mauled by faggotry]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:KNOWTHEDIFFERENCE.JPG|thumb|[[Sonichu 8|It really could]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[LittleBigPlanet#Metal Speed Solid|Metal Speed Solid]] is one of the ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' levels made by Chris. Yes why, it's really bad.&lt;br /&gt;
* Gecko and Mantis are shown as chefs in [[CWC's &amp;quot;It's All Coming Back To Me&amp;quot;]]. While physically deformed [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|mutants]], their names are reference to the [[troll]] Gecko Mantis, who got his name from the elite bio-mechanical robot originating from ''MGS4'', and Psycho Mantis, a psychic soldier appearing in ''MGS1'' and briefly in ''MGS4''.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] was portrayed similar to Big Boss, with brown hair, a headband and an eye patch. For a while, it was assumed that Chris browsed /v/ for three seconds, saw a Big Boss picture and decided it was close enough, despite Big Boss and Liquid Snake (Jason's e-alias) being radically different characters. Later, Jason revealed that Chris saw an old picture of him with an eye patch on [[Myspace]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TtPNnyayY A Jason Retrospective Part 2]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;; which makes a bit more sense, as Chris wouldn't go near any place as [[alcohol|drunky]] or [[Tobacky|smokey]] as /v/.&lt;br /&gt;
* Wild sneaks into the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] company headquarters, which is apparently full of empty red corridors. Chris may be making a subtle joke at ''Metal Gear Solid'''s typical bland military bases. Or, far more likely, he is too [[Stress|stressed]] to include enemies, or details. {{clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notes==&lt;br /&gt;
Christian has purchased ''Metal Gear Solid'' from the [[PSN]]; however, he most likely has not touched it because he's too busy playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', ''[[Brutal Legend]]'', ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' or ''Wheel of Fortune'' and the fact that [[Sonichu Special 4|sneaking behind enemies instead of attacking them head-on]] is too stressful for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also of note, ''[[Wikipedia:Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots|Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots]]'' is not listed as one of the best PS3 games according to Chris, even though it has sold over five million units, making it the best-selling PS3-exclusive title to date.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Chuhoundlogo.jpg|thumb|The [[True and Honest]] ChuHound logo]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Les Enfantes [[Autistic|Autiste]]:&lt;br /&gt;
[[Solid Chris]] | [[Liquid Chris]] | [[Solidus Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Operation [[Duck]] [[Homos|Eater]]:&lt;br /&gt;
[[Bob Chandler|Big Boss]]/[[Nudes|Naked Chris]] | [[Barbara Chandler|EVA]]/[[Obesity|Big Mama]] | [[Mary Lee Walsh|The Boss]] | [[Greene County Conspiracy|The Philosophers]] | [[Monthly Tugboat|The Philosopher's Legacy]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chaotic Combo|ChuHound]] [[Honor Roll|Special Ed.]] Group:&lt;br /&gt;
[[Joshua Martinez|Revolver Jocelot]] | [[Magi-Chan Sonichu|Psycho Chantis]] | [[Silvana|Dickgirl Octopus]] | [[Flame the Sunbird|Flaming Raven]] | [[PandaHalo|Sniper Panda]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[White Knight|Philanthropy]]:&lt;br /&gt;
[[Bill the Scientist|Dr. Hal Emmerich]]/[[Anime Mid-Atlantic|Otacon]] | [[Sandy Rosechu|Sandy Gurchukovich]] | [[Allison Amber|Nastasha Romanenko]] | [[Ching Chong|Mei Ling]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Locations:&lt;br /&gt;
[[CWCville|Outer Heaven]] | [[RuleCWC|ZanziCWC Land]] | [[4-cent_garbage.com|Shadow Garbage Island]] | [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|Big Shell]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Daniel Weston|Chris Plissken]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Man in the Pickle Suit|Cyborg Pickle]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|FISSION MAILED]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Random-access humor|I NEED SCISSORS! 61!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Son-Chu|Metal Gear CWC]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crackder|Metal Gear IBA]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Miscreants]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Sauce==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri5sRCd-LNs METAL LOVE SOLID 3: STRAIGHT ANGER]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdhYYH1_5SQ CWC 4 - Puns of the Patridiots]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Video Games]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>User:Demendred</title>
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		<updated>2011-06-12T19:47:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Demendred: Created page with &amp;quot;Hey there!  Just a lookie loo right now, but if I see anything that is worth adding, Chris wise of course, I'll add it.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hey there!&lt;br /&gt;
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Just a lookie loo right now, but if I see anything that is worth adding, Chris wise of course, I'll add it.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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