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User talk:Darkspecteranon

2011-09-28T06:30:04Z

Derangel: /* Unban */

==Unban==

This guy emailed me. When he made the edit, I tried to find if he was right or not, but I wasn't able to. As it was a new account that made an edit that I couldn't find evidence for, I assumed it was vandalism and banned the account. Turns out he was right, though. Sorry about that. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 08:02, 12 February 2011 (PST)

No worries... Glad we got that sorted out. Though at the time I sent you that info, I was at a different computer than the one I normally use. Will that affect the ban. i.e. Removed from user, but it was at a different ip?--[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 12:29, 12 February 2011 (PST)
*The IP ban meant you couldn't do anything from that IP, but by removing the ban, the IP is allowed to make accounts and edits again. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:41, 12 February 2011 (PST)

**Good Deal Thanks--[[User:Darkspecteranon|Darkspecteranon]] 16:55, 13 February 2011 (PST)

hi i have to go sleep now. thanks for telling everyone how to undo Joe's edits :) --[[User:Derangel|Derangel]] 02:30, 28 September 2011 (EST)

User talk:Darkspecteranon

2011-09-28T06:28:05Z

Derangel:

Lego

2011-09-28T06:23:01Z

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[[Image:118-LegoCWC.jpg|thumb|Chris is just as [[fail]] in his Lego form as in any other.]]

'''Lego'''™ is a brand of plastic building block [[toys]]. They are noted for their durability and ease of use allowing the creation of almost anything imaginable.

[[Chris]] has relied heavily on Lego blocks to put his creations into reality. They were a staple gift during his childhood [[Christmas]], his late teens, and his early twenties. The truth is, there are many AFOLs (Adult Fan Of Lego) around the world; some of them are even in their 40s and have families. In the video game industry, respected designers like [[Metal Gear Solid|Hideo Kojima]] think Lego makes building level prototypes easy. Chris obviously isn't quite there yet.

== Chris Lego Brick creations ==
[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|Panoramic vista of [[CWCville]], in all its blocky glory.|thumb]]

* [[Pixelated PS3]] (also made with [[Pixelblocks]])
* Model [[CWCville]]
* [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]]
* [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|''Titanic''-like boat]]
* [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag "Heavy-duty case"] to hold his [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|''Pokémon'']] card decks, acknowledged by Chris as one of his most noteworthy [[inventions]] (also held together with tape).

Chris has also found other uses for his Lego blocks besides simply building stuff. In his [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|AIM chat]] with Vivian Gee, he noted that he uses his Lego figurines to "rehearse" imaginary conversations with women.

== Influences ==
Bionicle, a very successful line of sets based on the adventures of biomechanical beings each gifted with elemental powers, may have (along with ''[[Pokémon]]'') influenced the creation of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. It should be noted, however, that the former came out about four years later than the latter, so ''Pokémon'' likely left their imprint first, especially since it had more elemental types.

Inspired by his [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]], [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] have a pair of Lego go-karts [[:File:SchuComic9P35.jpg|in their garage]], the only vehicles they are shown to possess. This raises a number of problems; first, we are expected to believe that a bunch of giant plastic blocks, held together by frictional force alone, without visible seatbelts or a rollover cage, constitutes a road-safe vehicle. Second, each kart can only seat one individual. That's fine and dandy for the two adults, but where does that leave their children? Third, as they lack proper seats and possess a studded surface, they would be uncomfortable to drive in.

== 启蒙 (Enlighten) Bricks Police Station set==
[[Image:Comparisonsmall2.jpg|thumb|One of these things is not like the other...]]
In one of Chris's birthday photos he is seen holding what appears to be a new Lego "6332-1 - Command Post Central".<ref>Link to Peeron page on set [http://www.peeron.com/inv/sets/6332-1 "6332-1 Command Post Central"]</ref> Upon further inspection it is apparent that is merely a rebranded 启蒙 Bricks "POLICE SERIES" set which is almost a direct clone of the original Lego set. Presumably the 启蒙 Bricks logo was altered by a third party and replaced with "LEGO bricks". Chris's parents probably bought it relatively cheap at a discount store that carries knock-off brands, so it's not like they were shopping for a quality present for Chris in the first place. It should be noted that 启蒙 Bricks are much more fragile than Lego and are of generally much poorer quality than Lego sets are, something that probably went unnoticed by Chris.

==Gallery==
<center>
{{collapsible
|Gallery of Lego|<gallery perrow=5>
Image:0092-Christians14th.jpg|Spyrius, fuck yeah! Christian's 14th birthday.
Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[2005]]. Proof of pirated toy, look at the "Brick" font. Note that he is ''23'' in this photo.
Image:0784-LegoPS3-1.JPG|The [[pixelated PS3]] of fail.
Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|Chris and his new Lego in [[1996]].
Image:400-LegKrt1.jpg|If you have no idea how to make your own Lego Go-Cart, Chris has your back.
Image:401-LegKrt2.jpg
Image:0424-CwcvilleBandStand1.jpg|A Lego gift to [[Cole Smithey]], perhaps Chris's first [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|band]]?
Image:0425-CwcvilleBandStand2.jpg|A better view.
Image:0426-InformationCenter1.jpg|A model of the Information Center from Lego Island.
Image:0427-InformationCenter2.jpg|A rear view of the Information Center.
Image:0428-InformationCenter3.jpg|Further away view of Information Center.
Image:0429-ChristianWTallStack1.jpg|A face expressing either pride or gas.
Image:0430-ChristianWTallStack2.jpg|[[Duck|More than seven inches long!]]
Image:0431-CWCNuculus.jpg
Image:0440-CWCAndHis9Karts.jpg
Image:0438-CWCsMarioKartsX8.jpg
Image:0439-CWCsMarioKartsX9.jpg
Image:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg
Image:0443-9KartCarrier1.jpg
Image:0785-LegoPS3-2.JPG|Moar of the pixelated PS3.
Image:0783-LegoPS3AndGuitar.JPG|Pixelated PS3 and the [[Gitar]].
Image:0111-LegoWalkman1.jpg|An earlier effort: The Lego Walkman.
Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|Bionicle, the door's poster and figures in upper left corner.
Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|TIE Fighters zoom above a part of Lego CWCville.
Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg
Image:0824-EP12-5P6-9.jpg|CWCville: An overbuilt hellhole ruled by a man-child.
Image:0826-EP12-5P6-7.jpg|The money that paid for this could have gone to cancer patients.
</gallery>}}
</center>

==See also==
[[File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|thumb|Lego Chris in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.]]

* [[List of Chris's games]]
* [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' Lego Raceway]]
* [[Pixelblocks]]
* [[A Sonichu Day]]
* [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV]]
* [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV]]
* [[PlayingHouse]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

[[Category:Hobbies]][[Category:Toys]]

Chris dispels videogame rumors

2011-09-28T06:21:51Z

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"'''CWC 09132009'''" is a video, uploaded on 13 [[September 2009]], in which [[Chris]] dispels rumors that the recently announced [[Sonic]] game, codenamed ''Project Needlemouse'', would actually be a [[Sonichu]] game. He comes to this statement based upon information he got from the [[ED]] forums, proving that these forums are not only a cancerous source of faggotry, but that they are also counterproductive to the [[trolling]].

At the end of the video, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] can be heard off-camera.

(For the record, the game was announced on December 4th to be ''Sonic the Hedgehog 4''.)

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris dispels videogame rumors
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sl-ZelOsrCw}}
| stardate = 13 [[September 2009]]
| subject = {{Video games|text}}
| shirt = {{RedPokeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[10 September 2009]]
| next = [[Clyde Cash the kid video]]
}}
{{quote|D, Vivian G, D! Just like Sideshow Bob would say to Bart in that one episode that he had on his frontside.}}

=== Transcript ===

Okay, you're rockin' it again, before we begin this installment of the video book series, let's turn to me for a moment, because I have a couple of brief announcements to make, dudes! Like number—like number one, the, uh, the s—stores that—on the Internet that are selling quote/unquote merchandise? IT'S NOT OFFICIAL! IT'S NOT REAL! [''takes off [[glasses]]''] You're being scammed! You might as well throw it in the garbage, burn it, return it! Because if you bought it, you're—not only are you aiding and abetting that criminal, you're being scammed yourself! And also, Project Needlemouse, I have been- I have talked with Sega of America, and they have verified for me that is a full-fledged [[Sonic|SONIC THE HEDGEHOG]] GAME! Not a [[Sonichu]] game. And besides, 2D, I mean [[Sonichu Adventure]], I mean I got so many more story arcs in there than meets the eye, yes—I mean multiple character switches and I have all the story plots, I'm—I have all the story plots in my head, and ON PAPER. On paper. Including like, you know, "Hey, whatever happened to Wild Sonichu's scyther(?) father?" He gets kidnapped a long time ago. You know? He gets kidnapped. And then Sonichu actually—and then Wild Sonichu actually goes and find him. And Bubbles is on her way to an amusement park. W—uh... Angelica goes to defend her church. Punchy is out for a new challenge, and Magi-chan, I'm not sure about him yet. And Sonichu's is out to's-is out for a challenge that he's-he's accepted the challenge from wha-m-from.. Metal Sonichu. As it would appear in the beginning of the books beyond number eleven! Number eleven! The stories would begin beyond—from book number ELEVEN! And nobody has those stories! Only I have those stories, so no video game can ever be created without my own power! My own [[Wikipedia:Swill|swill]], my own super, my own-h-HONEST TO GOODNESS SUPERVISION!

[''Chris turns, the massive physical exertion causing him to pant'']

So take it so take it for real: I AM THE REAL DEAL! I am Christian Weston Chandler. Alias Christopher. And nobody can ever impersonate me for real. Or even my hand-drawing style. And everything that you would get... that they can obviously put—is they could get—is again the only off the internet. It's not a real original hand draw-it's not original hand drawings. I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a HAND DRAWING! It's the original hand drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house! So get with the program, people!

[''cut'']

And also, all videos that are currently on YouTube that may say cont—that may say the contrary about the video game rumors, they s—about them being true, but when they-rin-reality FALSE! The damn rumors! I mean I have read on 4 M's dot [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] dot com, that's right I KNOW IT! DAMN TROLLS! I'VE READ YOUR LINES! And I know that you're pixellating fake game screenshots and images and videos.... You're so busted. YOU'RE so busted. And you are in the wrong and you will be damned to hell! ESPECIALLY YOU [[Vivian G]]! D, Vivian G, D! Just like [[The Simpsons|Sideshow Bob would say to Bart in that one episode]] that he had on his frontside.<ref>In The Simpsons episode "Cape Feare", Sideshow Bob is seen with a tattoo on his chest saying "Die Bart Die." During a parole hearing, Bob explained the tattoo as being German for "The Bart The". Once more, Chris has stolen a joke, butchered it horribly, and taken it so far out of context that it makes no sense to almost everybody.</ref> Anyway, aside from all that, I repeat: DO NOT BUY ANYTHING OFF THE INTER- off the uh websites, you are being scammed! There is no Sonichu video game, yet!

The unu-un [''stutters''] and also, a-any a-all official updates about when the official merchandise will be officially released under my own power and supervision, as well as the video game's creation, will be posted on the offi—on the original official Sonichu site, which is also known as [[CWCipedia]]!

[''Off camera, [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] comes in and says "Hey, love! Just checkin' to see if you were home!"'']

We'll be back in a moment.

==Notes==
<references />

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[10 September 2009]]|nextlink=[[Clyde Cash the kid video]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2009| 2009-09-13]]

Cheesy!

2011-09-28T06:20:04Z

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[[Image:Flipbookcrazy.png|thumb|left|I am NOT Crazy!]]
[[Image:Cheese.jpg|thumb|right|Cheese does not approve]]
'''[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D9E191A1B12_003?in=user/ Cheesy!]''' is the seventh of [[Christian]]'s [[Flipnote Hatena]] animations. The animation consists of what is supposedly the character [[Wikipedia:Foster%27s_Home_for_Imaginary_Friends#Recurring_characters|Cheese]] from the animated series ''[[Wikipedia:Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends|Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]]'' speaking lines of dialog lifted directly from the show.

At the end of the animation, Chris claims that he is [[Chris and Reality|not crazy]], and that he was only doing this animation for fun. For once, Chris actually admits that something he has done is unoriginal.

What convinced Chris to make such an enraging [[plagiarism]], that has ruined a classic show for an entire generation, is relatively unknown. In the original show, Cheese is a character with some sort of [[Slow-in-the-minds|Learning Disability]] and is used to produce a lot of, what Chris would call, [[random-access humor]]. It is possible that Chris has based his entire 'sense of humor' around Cheese. The problem is, though, he's not funny. Cheese is funny because he's impulsive and lovable, while Chris is not funny because he's uncreative and repellent. It is quite obvious now that Chris is simply trying to copy something that is funny in hope that he somehow becomes funny in the process.

In short, Chris is outdone by a fictional character.

{{-}}
== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = Cheesy!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vFmM0ZWJfV4}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2010]]
| previous = [[RandomSong1]]
| next = [[Tagged Flipnote]]
}}
=== Transcript ===

<font color="#545454">'''Cheese:'''</font> I like [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|chocolate milk]]! Tinkle tinkle in the car, you can even use a [[Fapcup|jar]]! Again! I like cereal! Do it again, do it again, do it again!

<font color="#000099">'''Writing:'''</font> This was a silly Cheese Bunch from [[Wikipedia:Craig McCracken|Craig McCracken]], and it's only a spot of fun; I am not crazy. C.W.C.

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena| 2010-06-27 b]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-27 b]]

I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat

2011-09-28T06:18:54Z

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{{Quote|I can definitely do a british accent.|Chris to [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref>}}

'''I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 14 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris dresses as a wizard (wearing his graduation gown)<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref> in the Harry Potter universe and "[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|casts spells]]" on an assortment of people who have wronged him. He said he would draw a lightning-bolt scar, but the video is [[Chris and camerawork|too dark to see if he did so]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8]]</ref>

The video was made for [[Jackie]], who wanted the title to be "I put on my robe and wizard hat"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 18]]</ref>, in reference to an old meme.<ref>[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja Bloodninja: I put on my robe and wizard hat...]</ref>

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I put on my Wizard's cloak and magic hat
| video = {{#ev:youtube|iWSi64WBy08}}
| stardate = 14 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Homos|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{RedYellowStripeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100 2279‎]]
| next = [[100 2281‎]]
}}

{{quote|Ericcus trollisus ericcus bustisus!}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|100px|[[Bob]] puts on ''his'' [[Chris and Race#Parental influence|Wizard's cloak and magic hat]]]]

[''Chris comes into view, wearing a robe over his shirt and waving his PlayStation Move controller. He's heavily backlit, so we mainly just see his silhouette.'']

Aye, I have been in the world of Hogwarts and I have a learned a spell or two, and I shall [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cast ye spell]].

[''He makes some motions with the Move controller.'']

On all ye vandals out there, who have cursed my name. For I am a straight man! And you all are the homosexuals, because you mislabel me and misjudge me. And now you shall be [[Chris and English|bespelled, and be spelled!]]

[''He pauses to wave his wand some more.'']

You speak ill of me and you speak of bad judgment, you shall have a pain in the leg! Ericcus trollisus ericcus bustisus!

[''Having finished his incantation, Chris leans over and turns off the camera.'']

== Sauces ==
<references/>

{{-}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2279‎]]|nextlink=[[100 2281‎]]}}

{{Cosplay videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category: Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-14]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-14]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-14]]

Sonichu 8 Official Videobook

2011-09-28T06:17:25Z

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'''Sonichu 8 Official Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads out the comics from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. He started uploading these videos on 19 [[September 2009]].
__TOC__

==Episode 17==
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage" Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fbVT--9K9d4}}
| stardate = 19 [[September 2008]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|17]]
| other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Rosechu]], [[Sonichu]], [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]], [[Thurston Howell III|Mr. and Mrs. Howell]], and [[Beel]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook#KCWC_Special|KCWC Special]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_2|Episode 17 Part 2]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
And now for the, uh, OK version... of... Book Number Eight. And by OK version I mean the OK version of-ab-bu of the, uh...next episode. Anyway, all Sonichu material is [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] March 17, [[2009]], to Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrated in any of the Sonichu comic books except that of myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental or otherwise [[Parody|parodic]]. And to note, some of the following comic pages contain scenes of censored [[Honest Content]] that may not be suitable to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

Anyway, here's the cover.

(''falsetto'') Woohoo, it's Spring Break! Yayyyy!! Everybody runnin' 'round on the beach yaayy!!

(''normal voice'') And we're featuring a spring break launch concert featuring-

(''terrifying, inhuman squeak'') JIGGLIAMIII. Hihighgihdghidhidiiiii.

(''normal voice'') Prologue of Episode 17. Continued from an hour after Sonichu and Rosechu's date, 10 p.m., November 3rd 2007. For your inform- For your information, Sonichu turned 19, March 17th 2000, and Rosechu turned 18 September 22nd 2006.

Sonichu and Rosechu have been living together in a cozy single story...fully paid...fully paid house. (From CWCville funds.) This is a map locating their house and the city...limits. Yeah. Mm. Basically their house is located midpoint between the mall, and a metropolis within that subdivision. At Humble 14 Branchville Lane, CWCville, Virginia, 02024, 1982. Thank god I took Computer Aided Draft and Design ([[CADD]]) classes to make these accurate measurements. Plus also, they have been married since [[2006]]. March 2006. Getting on with the story.

Inside the Master Bedroom that night after their fun date.

(''falsetto'') Here Sweet Bolt, we're both nice and clean. Ready to get dirty agaiiin.

(''normal voice'') You bet ya sweet bawd, gurl. Good thing we stopped for a [[Raincoat|pack of condoms]]. It's too bad the regular ones break easily on my...[[Duck|seven-incher]]. It's more like...s...more like "Size 5 or Less" to measure those wimps.

(''falsetto'') Well, maybe the double extra length'll stay long- stay stronger and longer on your healthy girth!

(''mistakenly in falsetto'') Well I'm- (''normal voice'') Well I'm into a little missionary, cowgirl. You think you can handle it?

(''falsetto'') I think I can, HOT SHOTTT. I think I can hot shot. Insert Rod A into Slot B!

(''normal voice'') Mmm. Let's pause for a moment, um, never mind we'll skip that part, uh, I had to cut that part out. Anyway.

Anyway, Episode 17. Rage Against The Garbage.

The next morning at 10am, November 3rd [[2007]] in the master bedroom, Rosechu's lookin' on the computer and Sonichu's just gettin' up to greet her. She got up earlier.

Good mornin', too-cute-to-bolt! Last night was awesome! I had a dream that we double-date with [[Bionic]] and Mejajy- [[Megagi]]. How'd you like to SING?!

Rosechu replies,

(''falsetto'') Cool ya cuddlin, Sonichu. I was just checkin' out this webpage Kelly told me about yesterday. It seriously drags Chris's and our names through major MUCK!

(''normal voice'') Whoa, really?

(''falsetto'') Hecks yeah! Take a look at.

(''normal voice'') Huh. Some major [[4-cent garbage]].

(''falsetto'') Dot com, yes. But it gets worse beyond the texsxst.

(''normal'') WHAT?! When was that photo taken? Did someone sneak through our neighborhood watch and intrude in our house just to put a camera in here and take a peek shots of you and me? Not only that but Bubbles and BLAKE? And since when did Angelica did THAT? And when did Slaweel Ryam sell herself out? And when did Christian and Meg-chan-

(''falsetto'') SONICHU! [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Those are hand drawings. Not photographs.]]

(''normal'') Oh. Still, they look so lifelike.

(''falsetto'') Ugh. And this, to my most distressed distaste is the apex of the page.

URGH

(''whoosh sound effect'')

He rushes to the bathroom.

(''falsetto'') Hmm. Well, I certainly feel like crying that game as well. Thank god for blessing me with a healthy set of woman parts. How dare they portray me otherwise, those monsters?! [[Curse|Cursssse]] every last idiot behind this garbage!

(''Sonichu vomiting, also a typical reaction to any Sonichu strip'') URGHGH HURRGH EURRGFFF BLUEERGH HREERGH poor Sonichu HERGHHB BELERRGHH ERGHFFF UGH ERRGH UGH ARRERGHH GERGHHHH BLEARGH.

He crawls back in.

(''normal voice'') I can't believe those...those...monsters! Ugh, last time I checked you're an all-true, full-fledged WOMAN, and you were the main woman in this month's Pokayboy magazine! If the centerfolds of this magazine is not proof that you're a woman, then you'd have to go down there and prove it...to them. OHHH.

(''coughing'') Ugh.

(''falsetto'') Oh my god Sonichu! Oh my [[sweetbolt]], you got stressed out from the shock!

(''normal'') I'm sawry.

(''falsetto'') Here, rest your weary head and recover your strength. We'll go to their main building later and try to reason with them.

(''falsetto'') Egh, I'm so mad at them! HNNG. Lousy dickhead idiots! They think they can get away with putting a sh...strap-on all over mah glorious beautiful pussy? Their behinds are gonna get SPANKED HARD! Mm. Well, I'll start by replacing their slanderous mockeries with an equal number of my own [[Rule 34|self-centerfolds]]!

(''sound effects'') Prf. Beep beep! Doin' this in the bathroom...TIKWERR! KWIKWERR! KWIKWERR! KLIKWERR! CLICK WHIRR! CLICK WHIRR. CLICK WHIRR. CLICK WHIRR.

(''normal voice'') Thirty minutes later, she comes out of the bathroom with her...pictures on the memory card.

(''tuneful sound effects'') Beep-beep, beep-beep beep-beep-beep beep-beep beep.

(''falsetto'')Hmmm...Shoot! That's 10 more or so o' those dang images there were...than there were earlier. (''unintelligible'') showed up. Hmm... Uh! I should ask [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] for their assistance! They'll be glad to rally for [[Women's rights|the cause]]!

LATER THAT DAY, at 1:45pm, at 4-cent_garbage building, in Clarksville, Tennessee. Sssssseventy-two stories.

(''normal voice'') Wow, that's tall, exclaims Sonichu.

(''falsetto'') Sonichu, stay focused. We're here to meet the head of this company and reason with him.

(''normal voice'') Yes, my blossoming zapbud. That's why we are here. Hey, it was good of [[Magi-chan]] to teleport us here. By the way, you called earlier to make our appointment, what was the name of who we're meetin' again?

(''falsetto'') Well, he did not give his last name, but he only introduced us, as "[[Jason Kendrick Howell|Jason]]".

(''sudden horrible accent'') Oh, Lovey! If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, not to leave your purse at our mansion!

(''falsetto'') I'm sorry, Thurston. But we were on that island for so long, I've gotten used to strolling without it!

(''accent'') Indeed!

Heh heh.

(''normal voice'') Well, while y'all are [http://equotes.wetpaint.com/page/Ric+Flair+Quotes wheelin' and dealin'] wi', I'll search for the sixth So- Sonichu... <s>[[Homos|Ball]]</s> Chaotic Crystal. That Magi-chan detected in the building.

(''TL;DL'') A day doesn't go by when I can't help but appreciate the stealth teachings of my father. He was leader of his cut-sharp clan of Scyther and <s>Scizor</s> Sizzor. One day on a mission to- for swi- swift revenge on the Charmeleon cult for burning down the jungle dojo, he was captured by poachers. I was close behind his trail when it happened. I wept as I saw him being put into their van. I tried to release my fahurrr, but he told me, to stop. He said there was no way I could cut through that steel. They drove off, and the last thing I saw of him was a passing...of-the-torch look in his eyes. Since then, I swore revenge on those...monsters.

(''falsetto'') Just be safe, Wild. Don't get yourself caught.

(''normal voice'') Yeah, we support ya, man. If you get caught, we'll come to your rescue.

And then S- Wild Sonichu goes into his...Conversion attack to blend in with all surroundings. (I learned it from a passing Porygon.) Then Wild Sonichu dashes into the building, in his camouflage. And Sonichu comments, Wow. When Wild blends in, he dun' fool around! Now let's go clean the mud off our good names. And then Sonichu and Rosechu walk into the building themselves. Wild-eh pretty much, deh, Wild dashed in quickly, ah, mm, yeah he dashed in right behind 'em. Anyway.

They walk in, 'n'de'like, wooooooow. Yeah.

DUN DUN DUN DUUN DUUN DUUUN.

(''falsetto'') Wow, it really sets the mood.

(''normal voice'') Yeah. If you live in a volcano.

Sonichu and Rosechu approach the nearby receptionist desk. (Ah, excuse me, my lady friend and I have a 2 o'clock appointment with the head of your company.) And he's just sittin' there, watching his o- watching his own, watching the own s- stuff that's, uh, goin' up an' down on the, uh, ED site, on the, 4-cent_garbage site. Anyway, he replies,

(''retarded deep voice'') Yer, sure, go- Go the opposite side o' column, and take de elevator to floor sitsty sits PLUS sits. (''clearing throat'') EGH-HEM.

(''normal voice'') Ah, excuse me, but that math equation, wouldn't it be the seventy-second floor?

(''deep voice again'') YES! IF YOU WANT TO GET TECHNICAL! GET GOIN, I'M BUSY HERE! AAEERRHHH!!!

(''normal voice'') ...Gee...thanks.

(''video abruptly ends'')

===Part 2===
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage" Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ATnZSkWoGLc}}
| stardate = 19 [[September 2008]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|17]]
| other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Jason]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_1|Episode 17 Part 1]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_3|Episode 17 Part 3]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
So they go around to the other side of the column and Rosechu pushes the elevator button. ENGH! Can you belive how rude that guy was? He wouldn't even turn around for simple eye contact!

''(falsetto)'' Sonichu, I understand that he offended you, but remember the story of-Joseph's story? Forgiveness.

''(normal voice)'' Dunnnnnnnnn.

''(falsetto)''We are all blessed with the light of god. Just take your time and enjoy and pray.

''(normal Voice)'' Yeah. Mm-kay. Jesus did die for us. Thank you Rosey. You are my best voice of reason alongside Jesus. Huh. Hmmm. But it makes me wonder, if there's a jerk like that on this floor, I can only imagine what else can be on the other floors here.

Meanwhile, oh yeah, while there is the exit in the back of the building. Pfft. He's in the camouflage. And he has the crystal... the chaotic crystal in his hand. And he senses d-d-senses that the uh he has to go up to find the next one. And so he shoots his vine whip. ''(assorted wooshing sounds)'' He latches on to the-uh four hook ceiling piece, and then winds himself upwards. Going up and up and up and up until... Until the uh crystal in his hand lets him know that he's on the right floor to uh, to where the next crystal is.

Meanwhile Sonichu and Rosechu are getting a view of what's on the other floors. Like on the second floor these two guys are working on the uh 4-cent_garbage site. They clock in and out in sync. "Hey dude! You get over your hangover yet? You ready to work?" "Yeah, I think so" "Great I'm gonna check out my shift." All the other guys are Conked out...passed out, cuz it's not their shift yet. Then he glugs his reeb, heh-heh, and then he conks out. "OK well it's my shift then, Heheheheh, everybody else get drunk and I'm going online now it's my turn." That's their response they just disgusted over it.

And then they go to the next floor and they see this tho-they see this little thing happening. "I don't understand what's the deal with that. A bear?" I dunno. And then this person's saying "I hate SRMS whatever that is." ''(falsetto)'' I don't get this either. I don't even get it myself. Seriously. As the author, I do not get it. I really don't understand that. Anyways, continuing on.

7th Floor, they notice that somebody is putting another wrong thing on Rosechu. She dashes out of the elevator, and clobbers the guy and lets him know.

''(falsetto)'' I have a vagina, uterus, and ovaries, ya freak!

And then on the next floor, sonichu notices that, uh another wrongful image and homes attacks the guy behind that and "Ahh that just really ticks me off!"

And then on the next floor they both see something that really offends the both of them and they just give this guy a thunderbolt. "Ahh!"

And then on the next floor it's like you know I had to warp in and take a shot at it. I mean,that's a soda cup! That's a beverage cup from a *Cough* target or get-tar cafe. And what did I say against that sour vegetable? ''(More whooshing noises with mouth)'' Yayyy! Bravo! ''(More weird mouth breathing)'' Good show! They applaud me. OK! See ya in the next book!

On the 11th floor we've got this silly comic.

''(Creepy falsetto)'' Nyaa! 2d! It's easy to change the nappy! You like all men just don't have the courage. You have courage only to watch these useless zombies movies! Kekukekukeku.

''(weird voice)'' I could name many things that would show you my courage! But I'm thinking we need to remember to do we got memory. We got married.

''(Normal voice)'' Eh. Now that's just plain sad.

''(Falsetto)'' Yeah.

And then on this floor, "Huh. Since when did Knuckles become so popular?"

Whaat!? Geeze, it's that bear again. What is up with that bear.

''(Abrupt Cut to next page)'' Then on the 69th floor. Hmmm. From the director, which is me, I wish to take a moment to inform you that-the reader, that even though this image of an Xbox 360 was drawn in the form of an anime girl android, it does not reflect in any shape or form my idea of women so the following act I will do unto a hand-drawing recreation of the console only reflects my hatred towards the hex-box in general. Not any feelings towards women, anime or real. Ladies, I care about y'all. Although y'all will be... although only one will be my true sweetheart. Surely will not be this girl. Because she's fake.

Anyway ''Pfft sound effect'' On the next floor.

''(falsetto)'' "Yeahh! Kill that Hex-box!"

''(Normal voice)'' We have a new trophy! Killed the Hex-Box! Now you can play your PlayStation 3 or Nintendo Wii in peace! Hooray!

''(Cut to next Page)''But on one of the earlier floors as they passed by, Wild jumps on the Floor. ''(Chris preforms a poor a capella of the pink panther theme)'' And then Sonichu comments on one of the floors that's omitted, "Eh, What card game is that from?" ''(More off-key a capella)'' Locked ''(Still more a capella, sudden drop in voice volume)'' And he shoots out a couple... shoots out a razor leaf. Uses it as a lockpick ''(More fucking a capella)'' He senses it... He sees a safe but, you know what the crystal's not in the safe it's on the dresser nearby. So he picks it up. Peeeeeoooww! And then he suddenly becomes visible again! "Shoot! The crystal's powers have overridden my conversion! Magi-chan, do you read me, Magi-chan, respond over!" He tries to get in touch with him telepathically. "Dang. This must be-this must some kind of force field blocking psychic links! I gotta get out of here without being spotted! Hmm. Legendary Crystals! Rest your power in my arms and remain dormant!" Vun Voom! And then the crystals disappear from in his hands and into his arms.

Meanwhile, Sonichu and Rosechu get off on the 72nd Floor and approach... Jason!

''(Garbled Voice)'' "Visitors! Welcome to my heck! I am Jason! A 20-year-old troll who offers only slanderous mockeries! And this is my Accomplice, Kathleen! You two are here to talk about the Chris-chan page on my 4-cent_garbage Website!"

And then Sonichu glances at Rose-and then Sonichu and Rosechu glance at each other and they're like "Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah." Hmm. And then Sonichu goes "Yes Sir! My loving caring sweetheart and I have come to discuss the web page in question. We humbly request that it be removed from the internet for good!" ''(Some sort of Patriotic a capella Freestyle)'' "For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud. You also drag the American homes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great humble United States of America among-along with him! You've had your laughs, but ask yourself: is it really worth it to continue on with these slanders, that drags the name of good people, within this country that was founded with love and peace within it, that those before us have fought valiantly to withhold... that was-that I was born and raised under the old gory that is the red white and blue. ''(still more a capella)'' For the free and the home of the braaaave! "In my answer I say nay! What is your answer Mr. Howell?"

''(Garbled voice)'' I say you are a sap!" ''(shouting)'' I am a troll, with no such beliefs! I know that we are born, then we die! I intend to make the most of my pitiful life tormenting every person within my grasp... until they all die from the shame and dis-and the distress of their existence! The page will stay up! This meeting is over!"

''(Normal voice)'' What you say?! I will not let you stand up to me and talk to me like that!

''(Video abruptly ends)''

===Part 3===
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| name = Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage" Part 3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8Z3DU9jZggg}}
| stardate = 19 [[September 2008]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|17]]
| other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]]/[[Vamprosa]], [[Jason]], and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_2|Episode 17 Part 2]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_4|Episode 17 Part 4]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
HAAAAAAA And then Sonichu launches a thunderbolt attack against his-against Jason Howell. And then he made (?) defensive with a dark force shield *pwfooo Woosh!* Then Sonichu laun-does a figure 8, and launches towards Jason throwing one heck of a punch! "HAAAAYYYYYYAAA!!" "Uff!" But uh to be frozen-to be frozen in mid air by his dark force. "Errrngh!" ''(inhales sharply)'' And Rosechu watches in shock! And then Mr. Jason flings Sonichu away from the force. "Waaaaaah!"

And Soni-Rosechu is just ready to catch him and she catches him "uff!" ''(Falsetto)'' "Sonichu, Sonichu! Are you alright? Wake Up!" (''Incoherent mumbling'') I'm sorry what'd you say?

(''Normal Voice'') My angle was right on time to catch my home run.

(''Falsetto'') Awwwwwwwww I love you too sweet bolt.

And then getting up with Rosechu's Support, the Rosechu supporting Sonichu with her body she... she says (''Falsetto'') "Sonichu let's go. There's no reasoning with that jerk."

''(Normal voice)'' But...

''(Falsetto)'' Forgiveness. Just like Joseph taught us and Jesus.

Erngh. And then Sonichu just looks a back at Jason with a mean grimace. Erngh.

Meanwhile Wild Sonichu is ah, decided to... he jumps up to the ceiling from the inside room and then he crawls out through the... through the door's entrance on the ceiling. And then he launches a vine whip ''(more stupid blowing noises)'' and he clings to the-to the middle column. And then he... wait and then using the sticky...appendages he cli-he cli- he climbs around the column. Do-do-do-do-do-do. And then he makes a viant leap down.

But back in the-uh 72nd floor Sonichu and Rosechu make their way out Jason comes ''(Garbled Voice)'' That's right Rosechu! Go! Go and play with your pickle!

And he throws a- he throws a real pickle-a vegetable pickle and hits Rosey on the head! Pook!

And she ma-and then she looks down and then she gets offended a little bit... and then she looks down upon it. And then she picks it up. Erngh and she gets really angry! And then she... KRCH! Breaks it in half with one fist! Eeeeeeeennnnnngh! And then she gets up and starts to get really really angry and she's got fire in her eyes! And then she just takes ah-and then she takes a look back at that jerk with a straight tail! Errrrgh! But in the last sane moment before she really gets angry, she warns, she asks Sonichu to fetch her clothes. And he says "Uhh... Sure." And she unzips her boots and then she uh she jumps out of her boots. And she jumps very high and in midair she derobes herself and Sonichu catches her clothes and he's like "oh".

She lands midway between Sonichu and Jason in her-in her bra and panties and shouts ''(Falsetto)'' I've got three shocking bits for you, jerk!

And during a short time she thinks to herself ''(falsetto)'' "I am the power! I am the warrior! I am the almighty women! True to all my gender, I will overthrow... overpower any evil and good-or good man who defies us! I ma-I make him succumb to our will! I have the almighty uterus... that makes me strong and super-powerful enough to protect the loved ones within me until they emerge in their glorious birth! But my ferocious will... I shall punish he who has defiled my people with the worst unnatural addition ever by this one's heinous hand! I am woman! Hear me roar!

And after a transformation, she lunges right at him! ''(Falsetto)'' Aaaaaarrrrrr!

And she sits on-and she sits on his sh-on his shoulders with her front to his face! And then she digs into his head... leaves a whol-leaves a whol-makes a whole bunch of scratches. Kttch! And then she leans-leans down to chomp him on his... chomp his head! And then she lets out a mighty thunderbolt! ''(bunch of whooshing sound effects)'' And Sonichu is like "Whoa!"

And then she pounces away-and then she-after she's done she makes him fall-lets him fall to the ground and then she pounces back towards Sonichu. ''(Deep Breathing)'' And yet uh the Jason is still alive. Just uh hanging on-hanging on a thread he say "I should be dead. But dark forces keep me alive! Wow! What a show that was!"

In her emotional recovery, Rosechu transforms back to her naked self. Which is a good reason for Sonichu to have her clothes on hand. "Rosechu are you okay?"

''(Deep breathing, then in falsetto)'' "I'll be okay. I just need to recover." ''(More deep breathing)''

"Anyways here are your clothes I'll wait for you."

And a couple of minutes later in the elevator. And Sonichu's like "Wow! Rosie, I never thought you could be so strong!"

''(Falsetto)'' "Yeah."

''(Normal voice)'' "You even had me going! Wow!"

''(Falsetto)'' "Great thank you-eh thank you sweet bolt."

''(Normal voice)'' "No worries. We'll get you home and you can rest for awhile. You were awesome!"

''(Falsetto)'' "Yeah. Hmm. What happened? I became so angry and then I transformed into some... monster! It took over me like some primal instincts! I couldn't control it! I hope this thing doesn't emerge again!"

Anyways the elevator comes down quickly. But anyway Wild... it lands on the ground right in front of the elevator entrance in the back... on the uh south side of the column. And then he makes a vine whip ''(Barely audible whooshing noise)'' Clings to the ceiling and he launches himself to the ceiling and then he crawls above the front entrance to wait for Sonichu and Rosechu's return. And then a couple of minutes later Sonichu and Rosechu approach the exit-approach the entrance as it and Wild leaps down from the ceiling in front of them to greet them.

"Wild. Glad to see you're safe! Did you find the crystal?"

"Yes, I got it. I had-I had to hide the power within my arms. I'll release them when I get-when I get them to Patti-chan."

''(Falsetto)'' "Hmm. Well I'm afraid our mission was not a success. That Jason is a real jerk! Errgh! I guess all we can do is pray for its- for the website's downfall. Hmm."

''(Normal voice)'' "Well, let's get back to CWCville! Magi-Chan?"

And then-And then back in CWCville, Magi-Chan hears their...hears their telepathic cry and he's like "I read y'all. Sonichu, I shall teleport you three back to CWCville right now."

Later on in the Mayor's Office, Hmm... Sign-Alison is preparing-is storing-is doing some document work she says ''(mild falsetto)'' "Sign this, deny this, deny that, approve that. Hmm. I shouldn't have left Hollywood."

Then within the office in the file cabinet room where we got the... where crystal is hanging round the moment Patti-Chan the uh crystals they have out. Magi-Chan says-Wild enters and Magi-Chan says "You have the crystals?"

And he says "Yes. Legendary crystals, hear my call. Reveal your powers from my arms hallowed halls!" And then the crystals appear in his hands.

And then they put the crystals into the dome, where they will be safe.

''(Falsetto)'' "Well with my master in possession of two of the crystals, there is only one left to collect. Come back soon master! Arf!"

The end of the episode.

===Part 4===
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| name = Episode 17: "Rage Against the Garbage" Part 4
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| stardate = 19 [[September 2008]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_17:_.22Rage_Against_the_Garbage.22|17]]
| other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Rosechu]], [[Lolisa]], [[Bubbles]], [[Angelica]], [[Simonla]], and [[Zapina]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_3|Episode 17 Part 3]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Episode_18|Episode 18]]
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{{quote|Ammagonflarfloo!|Zapina}}

[NARRATOR]: Hmm. Lei-ih-in the epilogue. Later, in Sonichu and Rosechu's backyard, Sonichu has the camera in his hand, while the other, while the Rosechus are gathering. And Rosechu says to Lolisa:

[ROSECHU]: ''(falsetto)'' Ah, thanks for coming, again for coming over to help, Lolisa.

[LOLISA]: Eh, no problem, I'm happy to help. It really bothers me knowing that such a slander against our womanhood is goin' on right now! Ech!

[ROSECHU]: Well, once we get our s-centra'fold shots and uploaded, those bastards will see and admire our beautiful lights!

[BUBBLES]: ''(even higher, babyish falsetto)'' Yeah! And if nothing else, we can still have lots of fun trying!

[ANGELICA]: ''(ungodly baby voice with some weird accent)'' With our [???] and our peaceful protest, we can wen to sahvov.

[BUBBLES]: ''(in Rosechu's voice)'' Victory for women's lib!

[ALL][???]: ''(Sings "[http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/marypoppins/stepintime.htm Step in Time]" from the movie "[[Mary Poppins]]")'' "Votes for women, step in time! Votes for women, step in time! Never need a reason, never need a rhyme, votes women step in time!" [Singing stops] VOTES FOR WOMEN!

[ROSECHU][???]: VOTES FOR WOMEN! Downfall of 4-cent's-s garbage's-s garbages! Well done, sister electric hedgehogs.

[LOLISA]: Hmm. Well. My associate shoul' be back soon with the ba-drops so we can get this party started.

[NARRATOR]: And then Lolisa continues to s-s-[cuts himself off]

[LOLISA]: And I think she's here now!

[TUNNELS BEING DIGGED]: V-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-

[SIMONLA POPS UP]: Pffffffffft!

[LOLISA]: You are in the righ' pl- [Realizes that she isn't supposed to be speaking yet]

[SIMONLA]: [Sounds like a dude] Oh, I hope that -UGH!- I hope this is the right place. I hate this-I hate making mistaken turnin' the wrong place.

[LOLISA]: Oh, you're in the right place, Simonla.

[SIMONLA]: Lolisa! Excellent. Hmm.

[LOLISA]: You're right on time. Well done. Heh. Son-Sonichu, ladies, this is Simonla. Simonla let me introduce Sonichu, Rosechu, Bubbles, and Angelica.

[SIMONLA]: Hey y'all!

[EVERYONE]: Hey, Simonla!

[SIMONLA]: Well I got the backdrops! 'Ang on I reach in this back-pack and get'em. Hmm. M'ya. Here's the lot. Lolisa tol' me about your protest and I'd like to volunteer my services-s-s as a model as well. No worries abou' me, gal. I'm 19 and my shell is remomabble.

[ROSECHU]: Oh splendid! With our protest [??? space language maybe] we'll really hit those garbage sacks HARD with our glorious womanhood.

[ZAPINA ZOOMS PAST]: Zzzzzzip!

[ROSECHU]: What? 's tha?

[ZAPINA ZOOMS PAST]: Zzzzzzzip! Zzzzzzzip! Zzzzzzzip!

[ZAPINA]: ''(In a frequency that only dogs and dolphins can hear)'' OH! [Realizes that this is Rosechu's line]

[ROSECHU]: Oh. Hi. May I help you with something?

[ZAPINA]: [Alien space language maybe?] Ammagonflarfloo!

[ROSECHU]: Oh. I see. How old are you?

[ZAPINA]: My name is Zapina! [Alien space language] Annapolorfafass but wennasited shine-ah stop me! En way, aher you were loo'in fer' models wanna vol'nteer my services cue'nesses. 'M FOURTEEN YEARS CUTE! BING!

[pause]

[ROSECHU]: Ah. You cert'ly are a cue' lil' thing. But listen, Zapina, I trushally appreciate your kind offer to be a model. Ahm' 'fraid th-tha' as a responsible adult I can not assept you as a model because you are still too young. Hmm.

[ZAPINA]: [???] Blat zorp! Ack er flur flur! Zyle sit in the trees use my tail as a spotlight! Anotnot anotnonur backyard!

[ROSECHU]: Uhhh... I dunno, child, whatis with all the dumb laws 'n all... [Mumbles] Undundundun... uh. No. They're not so dumb. Well anyway, still, all things considered-hmm.

[LOLISA]: EH! Couldn't but open-but overhear tha' this lil' one can shine light in the backyard says Lolisa. [No, the narrator did not say the last part- it was definitely in Lolisa's voice.]

[ROSECHU]: Hmm. Yeah. She can. N'ya she says so, but uh-

[LOLISA]: [pause] Come on, Rosechu, this is a volunteer gig! An' she's volunteer to be an impor'ant spotlight! I will personally supervise her and I will take responsis for anything go haywire.

[ROSECHU]: Hmm. Alrigh' alright. I'll leave Zapina under your watchful eye an' fully responsible care, Lolisa.

[LOLISA]: Thank you.

[ROSECHU]: Alright. In the mean-time we gotta party to here let's go, let's-s-s do this thing. [Repeats self] ALRIGH' PEOPLE! We gotta LOT of work to do! So let's-s get this party started! Simonla! Set up half the back-drops in the back porch and the rest between those two trees. Sonichu! Make sure the camera is fully charged an-an has an SD card in it and ready to work. As the posing mod-all the posing models need to be have CLEANED UP an' have make-up applied. Lolisa! Have Zapina searus up in that tree an' make sure her light can shine [struggles] upon both back-dropped areas.

[NARRATOR]: Bong-a-bon-bon! Rosechu the director! An'... the director's protest.

[ROSECHU]: For our rights as women among all people, I WILL overpower those slanderous jerks!

[Stripping music is sung. The lyrics are "dun-dun-DUN-dun~!"]

[NARRATOR]: End of the episode. Stay tuned for the nets one!

==Episode 18==
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| name = Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008" Part 1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RomhMV6NWL8}}
| stardate = 19 [[September 2008]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|18]]
| other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Bubbles]], [[Blake]], [[Jamsta]], [[Lolisa]], [[Jiggliami]], [[Blanca]], [[Angelica]], and [[Megagi]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_4|Episode 17 Part 4]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_2_2|Episode 18 Part 2]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

Okay, before we get to episode 18, here's the prologue to it. December 22nd, 2007. It's Sonichu and Rosechu's living room. To celebrate Rosechu's 19th birthday and everybody's there. Yaaaaaaaay yaaaaaaay. Rosechu just blew out the candles, she just turned 19. And Sonichu kisses her lovingly. Yeahhh. And then Punchy's sitting on the couch saying "ROCK ONNN! YEAAHHH!"

And then February twentyssss... and then on February 2nd 2008 at the Pokémon Centre at the CWCVille Shopping Center, we celebrate the birthday of the Chaotic Combo, Wild, Bubbles, Angelica, Punchy and Magi-chan, born on the same day.Happy birthday! they're nine- they're all 19 off the 5 of them, and even the bir- and even the Flame the Sunbird showed up to the party. Yaaayy.

And then March seven-t-teenth, 2008, Sonichu and Rosechu's house.

Sonichu: "Ah Rosey, that was a nice dinner, this is the nicest brithday of mine yet"

Rosechu: "Oh hang tight, it's gonna get way better (laughs)"

But then not- but then as soon as Rosechu flickers on the light it's a big "SURPRIIIISE! Yaaay. Neither of them expected this, happy birthday, yaay! Sonichu is 20 years old today yaaay, happy birthday"

And then on March 21st 2008 at the jungle- on the jungle beach, near Bubbles' house:

Bubbles: "Hey Blake, I got this cupcake just for you, happy birthday"

Blake: "Oh. Thanks Bubbles. But I've already told you that I was cloned from Sonichu's DNA. I was not properly born from a Rosechu."

Bubbles: "Oh that doesn't matter. You still came alive today, starting straight from a 2 year old body. You're 20 now, man"

Blake: "Hmm. Well thank you Bubbles, you're awesome. Hmm."

Bubbles: "Well now blow out the candles and make a wish."

Blake: "Heh. I'll blow out the candle, but I already have my wish."

And then they kiss. Mmmmm. Blake and Bubbles kiss mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh. And then Bubbles says "You will meet me at the CWCVille beach tomorrow for the Spring Break concert yes?" And he says "Yeah. And I'll put on your act for your gal-pals. ehehehehe. Uhhh I gotta keep up the tough boy act and keep our romance a secret for a little while, at least just as long as I can, long as we can"

Bubbles: "Yeah".

Hey. How about some TV on Saturday March 22nd 2008. Pshh.

"This is Um-TV and we're rocking with Spring Break! WAHOOOOOOO!" Pshh.

"Ey, sisters and brothers this is PHI, we're rocking the world with Spring Break! YAHOOO!"

"Leaving thousands and leaving hundreds injured, for FQX news, I'm Greta Squall. [?] rocking hard, it's Spring Break! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! YAHOOO! GRETA! GRETA! GRETA SQUAAALL!"

And now, coming to you live like a high five, on the radio from the CWCVille beach, station KCWC, it's: Episode 18, Spring Break '08, yahOOOOO! mmm.

Jamsta: "ey there all you guys, gals, dudes and dudettes of all ages, we are rocking hot on the CWCVille beach for Spring Break '08! Y'all know me as Jamsta Sonichu, the DJ with da power!"

Lolisa: "and proudly [?] his hot girl Friday, I'm Lolisa Rosechu."

Jamsta: "Yeeessir. We got a lot of events and giveaways goin' on here today. Thank our mayor Mr Christian Weston Chandler that CWCVille is a clean city. Nobody has to go home drunk or smokey. WE've got [?] kegs full of our famously delicious CWC cola and Diet CWC cola, lemonade, grape and orange soda, compliments of our local CWC cola bottling company, founded and opened proudly in 1985, 3 years after CWCVille was founded by mayor's father Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. Also today, you can enter to win a 40 inch Sony HD TV from CWC circuit city! Or drive home in a shiny new '08 Chevy Camaro Concept! Also tonight, our rising star Jiggliami will be singing her debut single "War of Love" on the concerts- on the concert stage here at CWCVille Beach. So stay tuned to CWCVille, Virginia's number 1 radio station for all this and a lot more! Yeah!

Lolisa: "hehe. Awesome Jamsta! Well I'm thinking of taking a swim in our clean beach's ocean! But I'll leave y'all to party as we
hear from Ricky Martin's party, with "La Vida Loca"!"

[sings] Everything, Station KCWC!

Meanwhile backstage, at the stage, on CWCVille beach:

Jiggliami: "Oh my god! It's going to be just fantastic Blanca! JIGGLY!!! Our first concert ever! Thousands of fans! I couldn't be more excited if I'd become just as famous without having to leave my house! Yaayy!"

Blanca: "I'm excited too, Jiggliami! I play my tune in noise, and you sing with the power to energize the crowd, I'm proud of you!"

Jiggliami: "yeeah! After this concert we will be superstars, meaning we can have any man we want! And with that kawaii haircut of yours, you are so cute, as cute as sailor mercury!"

Blanca: "ehh you're the flirtatious diva of this stage girl, besides, there's only one heart I'm most interested in, although he's currently in another state of mind and dimension, I'll wait for him."

Jiggliami: "Come on. You're the guitar hero of this stage will wow the hearts of this audience, so lets live wi-wild, girl! HOOOOOH! Jiggly. Jiggly."

On another part of the beach, the girls are getting a tan, and Sonichu is about to go surfin'.

Sonichu: "Hey Rosey, I'm gonna go hit some waves. You and your gal-pals have fun. Thanks again for putting the sunscreen on me. hmm."

Rosechu: "And I thank you for doing my back as well sweet bolt. Be careful not to get electrical."

Sonichu: "Of course heartsweet. I'll check in later. Yeahhh. Hmm. Yeah."

Alright so then Angelica and Bubbles are nearby. Angelica says to Bubbles:

"So. Ex-pain to me again, why do you not need sunscreen?"

Bubbles: "Hm. You see Angie, I am a water type. My body is 90% water and my fur is capable of adapting to my surroundings. As I am on land, my fur adapts itself to reflect the sunlight off my skin so my skin is not affected by sun light. No sunburn, no muss (?)."

Angelica: "AHH. Ok."

Bubbles: "My only flaw with the bodily function is that I can't really enjoy getting a tan with y'all. Huh kind of a social flush really. Oh well."

And then as time passes by, we have a bunch of other people walking by. In the background Sonichu's surfing. Right now this mysterious Rosechu walks on by. Badoom badoom badoom. Just looks at the girls. anyway Rosechu says "Hm. What a weird woman. Do you know who she is Angelica?"

Angelica: "I dyuu-no, but I get a bad vibe from her."

And then an- and then Megagi and Bionic pass by.

Megagi: "Hey gal-pals. We're just enjoying the festivities."

Bubbles: "Megagi, Bionic, what's happenin'?"

Megagi: "Yeahh. We're just enjoying. Oh. I saw this cat gal fli- cat gal flirtin' with that Bionic, so I presented my claws of ownership. Ahahahaha! Well, catch you girls later."

And then later on a couple of other women pass by as well. Anyway, uh, Bubbles gets a thought- gets an incoming trans- incoming thought from Magi-chan.

Magi-chan: "Bubbles, I've just detected a Sonichu Chaotic crystal in the ocean. Please fetch it."

Bubbles: "OK OK, I'll fetch it in a minute Magi-chan."

And then right after that, bom bom bom bom, bom bom bom (noise), "HEY!"

Magi-cha- bla-black Sonichu Blake, kicks sand at the girls' faces. "Hey."

And then Rosechu takes of her sunglasses, also Angelica spreads her wings, in a little bit anger and Rosechu says:

"Black Sonichu! What d'you do that for?"

Blake: "Hey don't blame me, the sand was in my- in the path of my foot."

Rosechu: "Oh why I oughta-"

Bubbles: "Rosey, no. Don't get up. I'll deal with this jerk" says Bubbles.

And then Bubbles grabs er, Blake's arm, and tie- and holds him behind his back like really pain- "AAAGHHHH" And then er, Bubbles whispers to Blake:

"You're doing great. Keep it up"

Blake: "Euh. Goood. Euhh. Uh. Euhhhh."

And then Bubbles walks Blake away from the girls, a distance.

Bubbles: "Alright big man. I'm gonna show you the power of a woman and it's not as gentle as you think it is."

And then the- and then off the distance, and, Rosechu knows a little bit.

Rosechu: "Heh. She thinks she can fool us, but it's so obvious that she and Blake are true lovers."

Angelica: "Ahhh yeah it is so cute yeah?"

Rosechu: "Yeahhh."

===Part 2===
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008" Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GyIJdrbIR_s}}
| stardate = 19 [[September 2008]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|18]]
| other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Bubbles]], [[Blake]], [[Graduon]], [[Silvana]], [[Yawning Squirtle]], [[Punchy]], [[Angelica]], and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Episode_18|Episode 18 Part 1]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_3_2|Episode 18 Part 3]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

Now, during the whole time, Sonichu is still catching waves and surfing, especially as dit-, as pitayed in this Fan Art that was teriously contributed by Sonichu, Sonichu girl fan, [[Panda Halo]]. [A wistful murmur?]

A'way, continuing on with the story, [[Bubbles]] and [[Blake]] get fa- get a good distance away from the girls, and they walk pa-, they walk beyond the stage, the bay shop and the pharmacy that's nearby. Bubbles lets go of him.

Ah, Ah.

Blake is panting.

Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah.

Bubbles look back to make sure the girls weren't looking, and she turns to look at Blake and sees him panting. And then she tends to make him feel better by rubbing his shoulders.

Bubbles (in the standard grating falsetto prescribed for all female characters): Aw. Did I hurt you badly?

Blake: Only a bit, my Bubbly (pronounced here as Buburbly).

Bubbles: Oh, I'm sorry Blakie-Boo (pronounced 'blue').

Blake: How long can we keep up this charade?

Bubbles: C'mon, you're doing very well! Hey listen, I have to dive for the last crystal; after I get it, I'll text your cell from mine. You wait fifteen minutes, and I'll meet you under pier 969; I'll make it up to you then.

Blake: Oh yeah, that sounds good. I'll wait for your call then meet you under 969.

Both: Good.

And then Bu- and then Bubbles runs to the ocean away from Blake, to get the bal- to get the crystal, and then nearby, the new Rosechu suddenly transforms into– Bubbles?

[Nasal whinnying, supposedly from the dastardly Silvana]

Some sort of deception is afoot!

But to best elaborate on that character, let's introduce the character. To let's– we have to go back into the fateful rainbow that originated from episode 1. In addition to the five eggs that hatched into the Chaotic Combo, numerous other eggs of various Sonees and Roseys emerged as well. This one was projected into Space and landed on the Earth's moon. So now I introduce Silvana Rosechu.

Silvana(?): Beep, beep, beep, beep.

The hatching date, Earth Time: February 1st, 1989. And just seconds after she's hatched, she's entrapped in some– in a psychic beam from Count Graduon. He's like:

Graduon: Ah! New Life! –for me to corrupt!

Keeping the new little Rosey safe in this bubble, [[Count Graduon]] enters her– enters her mind, and communicates with her.

Graduon: Little one among many, I am Count Graduon, illustrious wizard, revered by all more powerful than most. I have taken heart of you being born alone on the Earth's moon. I'm here to take you under my wing, and rear you properly, under my careful and wise judgment. I am a well-practiced parent of a young lady much like yourself; now she is a warrior princess. My beautiful Sylvia. I miss her every day since being 'ensphered' in my wand of a prison cell. I only wanted to bring peace and order, but a [[Cherokian]] chief sealed me in.

Silvana (in the creepiest baby voice ever): Syl-vi-a-na! (realizing her mistake) Silvana!

Graduon: Perfect. And with that, which was your first word, I dub thee [[Silvana]] Rosechu, but my care for you and your training has a small price. To better you, I am going to grant you with the power to transform like a Ditto. My price is that you will have to relinquish your ability to give birth, and you will be upgraded to have [[duck|both]] [[china|parts]]. So with the biological upgrade complete, your years of training can begin.

And so, under Count Graduon's guidance and training, Silvana practiced her psychic powers, 'cause she is a Psychic type alone, and then eventually, she evolved into the Silvana Rosechu of to-day. And so, from after birth, Silvana mentally and physically became a strong warrior under the wicked guidance of Count Graduon from the Earth's Moon. Without maternal guidance, and low social interactions, Silvana had never learned to truly love, yet she, or he, learned to flirt without emotions. I can only take pity for this unlucky soul.

Now, back to the present story. Bubbles is swimming under the sea to locate the next crystal, and Magic-Chan guides her.

Magic-Chan: According to my psychic link, the crystal is about five miles from the shore, and about two or five thousand fathoms deep.

Bubbles: Don't worry. I'll find it soon enough.

''Woob-woob-woob-woob-woob-woob-woob. Bum dum ba dum bum a dum bum''

[[Things Chris has ripped off|Sebastian the <s>Crab</s> Corphish]] ('singing' with curious attempt at accent): Under the sea! Under the sea! Down here it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me! The singing corphish. Hee hee he he.

[[Yawning Squirtle]]: Ernn. Ahhh! What are you doing, Corphish! You woke me up from my nap-squirtle!

Meanwhile, Blake was coming out of the nearby pharmacy after making a wise purchase.

Blake (smuttily): Oh yes, Bubbles. You will make up for earlier! (pervy laugh)

And he's got his fist up in victory, and then Bubbles comes in from behind and grabs his fist. Actually, it's not really Bubbles, it's Silvana as Bubbles! And she say:

Blake: Oh Bubbles! You surprised me!

Silvubbles: For you, Blakie-Boo, I am full of surprises.

Blake: What happened with the crystal search?

Silvubbles: I suddenly felt more ready for you, so I came back to play.

Blake: Oh awesome! I just picked up some condoms for our insurance policy.

Silvubbles: Oh, forget those; you're not raining on my parade, and I want you.

And then suddenly, he drops the box condoms, big mistake, and then he's like 'All right then! To our 969!'

Silvubbles: Hih hih hih hih hih.

Na, here's a note, when Silvana does it with either a Sonichu or a Rosechu, she or he secrets a paralyzing sleepful solution, rendering the unprotected victim asleep and defenseless. Just much like an STD in a couple who do intercourse. For your own safety, those of you who do it, wear a c- use a condom. I give y'all that advice. Ok, moving on with the story.

So we follow the pair to, so we walk, follow the duo to pier 969, he says:

Blake: Well, here we are.

Silvubbles: Ok, well let's do it, right here, right now!

Blake: OK!

[An array of disturbing noises follow; Chris barely differentiates between Blake and 'Bubbles' in tone] Mmm, mm! Oh, yeah, yeah! More, more! Yeah-

This goes on for about three- for about three– for about three minutes maximum. Then, [emulates the sound of splashing]

Blake is like, aw, Bubbles, you got there before I did. Oh wait a minute, I'm still feeling buzzed, yet I'm feeling kinda... [snores]

Silvubbles: Hih hih hih hih. Enjoy my sleep nectar, ya sap!

*Poor attempt at SMS message notification tone*

Blake's phone is ringing. Buh-buh. And then Silvana picks up and reads the text message from Bubbles.

Bubbles: Blake, I had to travel a ten-mile round trip, but I found the crystal. Meet you in 15! Hugs and kisses!

And now Silvana closes the cell phone, she makes her next transformation, and yet the real Blake notices that h- Silvana's transformed.

Blake: Bubbles? It's not– Bubbles. Is that me? No, what? The real Bubbles, my Bubbles. She's in trouble– must stop that im-postor. [Resumes snoring]

I must hide the sleeper, says Silvana, and then she picks up Blake, she picks up the Real Blake as a Blake impostor, she thinks 'jeez, you're heavy,' and then they teleport to the secluded area.

Meanwhile the real Bubbles is handing Angelica the crystal.

Bubbles: Hey, Angelica! I've found the final crystal. Please take it to [[Patti-Chan]] for me!

Angelica: Sure!

Bubbles: I have to go meet up with my boyfriend– I'll talk to you later.

Angelica: Ok!

So then Angelica flies off to the [[CWCville Shopping Center]] and the Mayor's Office. Meanwhile, Punchy and Wild are talking, just conversing.

[[Punchy]]: Hey, Wild! Isn't Angelica just the cutest?

[[Wild]]: I guess so.

Punchy: You guess so? She is simply the sweetest, charming Rosechu in the world! I fell for her back on the day we s- all met, but I've been too shy to ask her out, or even talk to her. I don't know what to do or say. I'm befuddled, says Punchy. And Wild replies:

Wild: Well, I've heard that the CWCville University is offering a [[Dating education]] class; I'm going to sign up for it, because I've been feeling lonely and I need to learn the whats and hows of approaching and dating a gal.

Punchy: Ah! Perfect! I will sign up for it too; then, I'll be able to ask Angelica out. Thank you, Wild, for informing me about that class.

Wild: No problem, Punchy.

===Part 3===
{{Infobox/Videobooks
| name = Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008" Part 3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XHREdDh8dSo}}
| stardate = 19 [[September 2008]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|18]]
| other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Jiggliami]], [[Blake]], [[Silvana]], [[Bubbles]], and [[Magi-Chan]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_2_2|Episode 18 Part 2]]
| next = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_4_2|Episode 18 Part 4]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[NARRATOR]: Hmm. La'er on back-stage at the stage:

[JIGGLIAMI]: Jiggly jiggly jiggly. Hmm? Wha's goin' on in this closet here?

[BLAKE FALLS OUT]: ARP! Pffft!

[JIGGLIAMI]: [Gasp!] Blake Sonichu? [Pause] What'cha doin' in th' closet? Oh no! I better let Bubbles know about this.

[NARRATOR]: An' back at Pier Sis-sissy-nine-sissy-nine, Silvana-as-Blake appears-waits f-for the real Bubbles.

[BUBBLES]: Oh Blakey-Boo!

[BLAKEVANA]: Eh! Bubbly! Come. On. Over. For. A. Little. Romp.

[BUBBLES]: Cool.

[TELEPATHY]: V-v-v-v...

[MAGI-CHAN]: Bubbles.

[NARRATOR]: Magi-Chan interrupts the moment. [Pause] Thoughts. Bubbles.

[BUBBLES]: What now, Magi-Cheen? I jus' gave a crystal-gave a crystal to Angelica.

[MAGI-CHAN]: That there is not [pause for dramatic effect] Black Sonichu!

[BUBBLES]: Well he sure looks like my man to me. Now let us-now leave us alone.

[MAGI-CHAN]: Your questionable-your questioning is reasonable, but you should test his electric powers to prove his true identity.

[BUBBLES]: Yeah. Like I'm gonna drop all my trust in him just like *that*?

[MAGI-CHAN]: Suit yourself, but don't say I didn't warn you.

[NARRATOR]: And then her phone rings-and then Bubbles phone rings.

[PHONE]: Ring! Ring! Ring!

[NARRATOR]: And then she picks up. It's Jiggliami. She picks up.

[JIGGLIAMI]: Bubbles! I just foun' Blake in the closet- back-stage closet!

[BUBBLES]: [Sigh] Listen. [Realizes this is Jiggliami's line]

[JIGGLIAMI]: Listen! Bubbles, listen!

[NARRATOR]: Blake. Blake. Blake is talking. Blake. Listen, Blake.

[BLAKE]: [Yawn] Bubbles? The black sonichu at the pier is a transforming ''impostor''. [Voice dies] Stay away. From him. Ugh!

[JIGGLIAMI]: [Sounds like "he fell on tonsils again"] I'll rush him to the Pokémon Center. I'll be back!

[PHONE]: '''BEEP!'''

[BUBBLES]: [Heartbroken] Blakey... Boo? [whimper] [Pause] [Suspiciously] ''Who is this black sonichu?'' Uh, I'll play it cool for now. Hmm.

[BLAKEVANA]: Ey. What keptcha?

[BUBBLES]: Eh. Nothing, Blakey. Let's do this right. Give me a thunderbolt attack. Come on! It'll turn me on! Hmm.

[NARRATOR]: In thinking-thoughts:

[SILVANA]: Thunderbolt? Oh man! I can't even make a ''spark''! But I can-I can't say no, she'll get-she would suspe't something! I'll have to stick to a psychic attack.

[BLAKEVANA]: Eh. Yeah. Sure thing.

[PSYCHIC NEEDLES]: Vrm-vrlorm-rm-bleh.

[NARRATOR]: [Mumbles] Silvana-as-Blake launches some ''psychic needles''.

[PSYCHIC NEEDLES]: Frm-frm-frm-frm.

[NARRATOR]: And Bubbles is kinda enjoyin' it. A lil' bit.

[BUBBLES]: Hmm.

[NARRATOR]: But then also-but also realizes the differences, like, ''that is not thunderbolt.'' An' then Bubbles says after he stops the attack:

[BUBBLES]: That felt good, [pauses for dramatic effect] BLACK SONICHU.

[BLAKEVANA]: Black Sonichu?

[BUBBLES]: BUT THAT WAS NOT A THUNDERBOLT! WHO ARE YOU?

[NARRATOR]: AND THEN SHE LAUNCHES A WHIRLPOOL to sw-to s-circle the two.

[WHIRLPOOL]: [Gently] Ffffff.

[BLAKEVANA]: Heh.

[NARRATOR]: Says the impostor-Blake, the Blake-impostor.

[BLAKEVANA]: Heh. Saw through my disguise, did you? Well I'll tell you that I did better than your Blakey-Boo did. He couldn't- he couldn't tell the difference between- he couldn't tell the difference himself.

[WATER]: [Gently] Fffff.

[NARRATOR]: An' then she-Silvana pulls a drape of water around over him-herself-itself and turns back into Silvana Rosechu.

[SILVANA]: And as for who I will say that I was sent by a "friend" of your mayor and that this is not totally a girl talk.

[BUBBLES]: WHAT DID YOU DO TO BLAKE?

[SILVANA]: Sweetheart, [evil laugh] Ehuhuhuh, I never kiss and do tell.

[BUBBLES]: UGN! [Long and drawn out] BEE~!!

[NARRATOR]: She launches some thunderbolts within the whirlpool. Aimed at the- aimed at Silvana.

[BUBBLES]: [Sounds constipated] Ehhhhhhhhhn~!

[NARRATOR]: But then she teleports away from the path of the lightning and jus' levitates in the-in the eye of the- of the whirlpool. And she says:

[SILVANA]: How can you even ''think'' that wor'? Unlike you Bubbles, I am not woman. Bye now!

[TELEPORTS]: Fffffft.

[NARRATOR]: An' then she teleports away. An' then Bubbles stops the whirlpool. An' then-an' then she drops to her knees- drops to her knees tired.

[BUBBLES]: [Pant! Pant! Pant!]

[NARRATOR]: An' then she calls on Magi-Chan:

[BUBBLES]: Magi-Chan?

[MAGI-CHAN]: Yes, Blake? [Corrects himself] Yes, Bubbles?

[BUBBLES]: Please teleport me to Blake.

[MAGI-CHAN]: Yes, Bubbles. Righ' away.

[TELEPORTS]: Fffffft. Fffffp!

[NARRATOR]: But then at the Pokémon Center Bubbles is nearby Blake's bed. Mla-mla and then Blake wakes up to see her.

[BLAKE]: Bubbles. You're safe.

[BUBBLES]: Blakey-Bloo. Are you okay? What'd she DO to you?

[NARRATOR]: Blake an' Bubbles also thinks:

[BUBBLES]: Can I really refer ''it'' as a ''she''? If it was not a woman, then what was it? What a world we live in where such tr- what a world we live in when such trolls in it.

===Part 4===

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| name = Episode 18: "Spring Break, 2008" Part 4
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tZCypECl8gU}}
| stardate = 19 [[September 2008]]
| Episode = [[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|18]]
| other = Featuring the voices of [[Chris]], [[Jiggliami]], [[Jamsta]], [[Troll]], [[Sonichu]], and [[Rosechu]]
| previous = [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_3_2|Episode 18 Part 3]]
| next = [[Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook#Episode_19|Episode 19]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[NARRATOR]: And then that night, at the beach's stage, am-juh-Jamsta Sonichu MC's the event.

[JAMSTA]: Ladies and dudes... CWCville Shopping Center, CWC Cola, and [[KCWC|station K-C-Dubya-C]] are proud to present, for her pop star debut, JIGGLIAMI!

[CROWD]: [Chris fails at attempting to make the sound of an entire crowd cheering]

[JIGGLIAMI]: [Falsetto] Thank you citizens of CWCville, Virginia! My debut song was inspired by my old pikachu boyfriend, who suddenly disappeared from out home field. [Inhales] I have missed him a lot, and yearn for his safe return. Inna mean time, I present to y'all, "War of Love"."

[CROWD]: [yet another lackluster attempt at the cheering crowd]

[MUSIC PLAYING]: Duhdadadahdahdahdah dah dah duuuuuh...

[JIGGLIAMI]: [singing] ♪ I can't hide this feeling anymore, doncha know this... the fever of love, dark clouds were hangin' low, a busy city had lost its color. Sunshine hiding away, twilight fading out, -JIGGLI!-, a shadow... me now, the world is not how it used to be...but I still want you, what could I do... what should I do, baka dana watashi, it's the war of love. ♫

[MUSIC PLAYING]: Bumbuh bum bum bah bum bah buum, dunna dunna dunna duuuh, DUUUUUUHHNN...

♪ I can't give you up, I hate to see you smile to every girl, 'cept me. I wanchoo so bad, too heavy and too deep. Please focus on me, I will show you how much you love me -JIGGLI!-, I scream out to you with a megaphone to find it broken, I try to reach up as high as I can, but cher eyes are never on meee! Now I look up to da sky, ...to find that it has been cleared, but it was not done for me, I can't stop these feelings, they're getting out of hand. Owah could I do? Wha' should I do? I swear in this love I'll never give you up, daisuki, it's the war of looove. ♫

[MUSIC PLAYING]: DAAHnuh, dunna dunna duuh duh... lalla,luh lah lah lah lah, dung, dong, buh dong...mm, bung.

[CROWD]: [Chris's attempt at the cheering crowd has gotten slightly more excited]

[NARRATOR]: After the concert, [[Blanca]] found her boyfriend and left for their homestead of Kentucky. Jiggliami stayed in Cwcville to record her albums in accordance to "Jive Records" and CWCville studios. Currently, in the time void, or rather within my heart and head, a consequential conflicting decision had to be made. At this time in my life, I had met, an' unknowingly to myself, flirted with three wimmen on the innernet, I could choose only one. But with the help of [[Godjesus|God and Jesus]] two paths were... light-lit up for me and realized that they were not the right paths.

[VOICES]: Christian! Christian! Christian~!

[NARRATOR]: I hadda to choose between these three women who won mah' heart, one at a time, all yet in mah' [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3#IBAChandler.27s_Entry|autumn goodbye]]. Sadly one died in an automobile accident. [Sigh] In memory of that Sarah Jackson. A [[True and Loyal Fanbase|true Sonichu fan]] and [[Gal pal|gal-pal]]. May she rest in peace. An' one turned out to be a troll.

[TROLL]: MAM-BOM BIDDY BOM BIDDY BOM! POM POM BIDDY BOM BIDDY BO~OM!

[???]: Shut the dang door! [Pause] They can't take over if you keep them outta your home~!

[NARRATOR]: Hmm. But one was true, honest, and compassionate. Understanding. FUN! A true gir-a true girl. A true woman. An' a sweet singer from the [pause] flip-side of the world. My [pause] thought-to-be-true sweetheart who I would've promise my [pause] first time to and would'a remained loyal to forever. Ah. Sarah Cassandra McKenzie. She was [pause] [[PandaHalo|P-Panda Halo]]. [Sigh] She died months-she [sigh] died a-a-at this time- in the real time she died about January, 2009 in the brushfires of Australia. [Pause] She will never be forgotten, even though I promised my heart to her before the time she did but she had not died I would'a kept my promise. But then I met other women a-s-side from that anyway. Rest in peace, Sarah.

[NARRATOR]: [Long pause] AN' NOW SOME WISE WORDS FROM SONICHU AN' ROSECHU!

[SONICHU]: 'Ey loyal r-loyal readers-s.

[ROSECHU]: 'Ey loyal readers. Sonichu an' I wish to take a moment to inform you that although our lil' [pause] ''fun moment'' from episode s-seventeen by popular demand we want to remind you to practice safe sets wi' condoms an' birth control prescriptions from a certified medical doctor. [Pause] Information on safe sets as well as STDs can be foun' in th' books atchur local library or on l-legi'mate medical websites on th' innernet. We, Christian Weston Chandler, and everyone in this hand-drawn series fully support safe sets and th' proper use of comdoms for vaginal-penile innercourse. Hmm.

[SONICHU]: Also, in 'ddition, while we have fully support setsual edu'ation in high school, Christian Weston Chandler also highly recommends, and would gladly support, ''dating'' education classes, because while safe set is great for the eventual well-earned intercourse after three or so dates, it is vital to learn what to do even to get to date number one! It should be well-taught on how to approach and ats one member of the opposite gender up toward the very first date. Our generation an' future generations [pause] are at [pause] great-er-great risk if we do not support dating education. Especially when th-[pause] especially when tha' when we consider the homosetsuals. [Disgusted] They're all... s-! UGH! [Cheerfully] Anyway, we thank you all for your support. Have a safe day. An' enjoy life. Peace.

[NARRATOR]: Stay tuned for the nets episode. Thank you.

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Count Graduon

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[[Image:Graduon.png|thumb|150px|The [[Semen|true form]] of Count Graduon]]

'''Count Graduon''' is the prime mover behind the forces of evil in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Count Graduon is an ancient evil spirit residing in the scepter of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Despite being a supernatural being of great power who threatened the [[Cherokian Clan|ancient Native Americans]], Graduon inexplicably holds the the title of a low-ranking nobleman in European society.

Graduon's name derives from [[Christian]]'s feelings about his '''gradu'''ati'''on''' from [[Manchester High School|high school]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> Beyond his anger and embarrassment about not receiving special treatment at his class's commencement ceremony, Christian likens his departure from high school to being forced from comfortable surroundings and cherished friends. He also regards his efforts to adjust to life after school as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|great adventure story]], so it should perhaps come as no surprise that the man-child's greatest enemy is a metaphor for growing up.

Chris claims that Graduon (and [[Reldnahc]]) is inspired by ''"basic evil wizards, and evil twins from various tv shows, movies and [[anime]] and book stories."''<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref>

==In the comic==

[[Image:Count_Graduon.jpg|thumb|Count Graduon, the evil purple [[duck]]]]

According to the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Count Graduon is an ancient being of supreme evil sealed away by the leaders of the [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] and [[Wasabi Clan|Wasabi]] clans. Interestingly enough, despite being trapped for thousands of years, Graduon was able to go to [[the Moon]] and teach [[Silvana]], as well as give her a [[pickle|penis]].

The Prophecy foretold that upon its own discovery by [[Sonichu]], Graduon would be released from his imprisonment to endanger mankind. Once Sonichu alerted Christian of this fact, Chris accepted the powers of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] in order to find and defeat Graduon.

When Chris-Chan, [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Saramah Rosechu]] discovered the ancient evil they were looking for, they found an enormous golem marauding through [[CWCville]] at the behest of Mary Lee Walsh. It was soon revealed that Walsh's scepter contained the evil spirit, who identified itself as Count Graduon after the three prophesied electric creatures defeated the golem.

Graduon has not yet established his motive for aligning with Mary Lee Walsh and targeting Christian, his city, and his friends. It may be inferred from the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] though, that Chris's super powers are a critical threat to Graduon's evil, so therefore he seems to ally with her primarily because they see him as a common enemy, but for their own reasons between them.

Christian has stated that at the end of the "first season", he will fling Count Graduon to [[the Moon]], breaking the staff in which he is imprisoned. He then hinted (in other words, [[Chris and Writing|revealed]]) that whilst he is there, Graduon finds and possesses [[Metal Sonichu]] preparing to bring back to [[CWCville]] as a new villain. His primary motive might be to use the robotic copy as a replacement vessel for his broken staff, but it's speculated that Metal Sonichu will get to battle [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] (or [[Chris and his Ego|Chris]], depending on how you look at it) again if the story continues.

In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], it is revealed that he cannot stand Mary Lee Walsh — er, Slaweel Ryam — due to her inability to either defeat Chris and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]], nor either free him or give him a new body. He was content to let her die when she nearly fell off a platform whilst fighting Sonichu, but when Sonichu saves her, he holds off and waits for a chance to utterly remove her from the picture.

In [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], however, Chris smashes the staff at the behest of Slaweel Ryam in order that she can "punish him another day". Whatever this might mean, it looks like Graduon is out of the picture for the time being, allowing Chris to focus on a new set of villains. This is not entirely unconnected to the rapid rise of [[Asperchu]] as the primary source of Chris's ire.

If [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] is ever finished, Chris claims that Graduon will return: ''"[[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon."''<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref><ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> However, he later said that this would happen in "[[Sonichu 12|12]] or later."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>

==Appearance==

Count Graduon is shown mostly as an [[Wikipedia:Energy being|energy being]] inside a lollipop-like sceptre, presumably with the immeasurable evil being trapped inside the purple crystal on top of it. This may be [[ripped off|inspired]] by ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'', in which the main villain, Vultor, is a vulture on top of a staff.

Issue #9 shows his anthropoid form as either a "[[Wikipedia:Greys|Gray]]" alien with purple eyes, an albino gingerbread man, an ersatz [[Harry Potter|Lord Voldemort]] or a dark silhouette that Chris could not be bothered to color. He also has angry-looking purple eyes, and for whatever reason, he is seen sporting a faggy cape of some sort.

In ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' however, he takes on a different and somewhat more intimidating appearance, still retaining the similar eyes and basic body shape, but is instead a purple color, with blue and white muscle tissue-like strings on his body, darker purple-red eyes, and spiked wing-like growths protruding from his back and head, making him somewhat resemble [[Wikipedia:Super Smash Bros. (series)#Tabuu|Tabuu]] from the [[Nintendo|''Super Smash Bros.'' series]].

Amazingly, Graduon might be one of Chris's more "original" characters, even if he is mostly just the living personification of negative feelings towards his graduation.

==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
Image:CountGraduon_11302009cwcki.jpg| Try it, it might make good reading.
Image: Count_Graduon_seriously.png‎| O RLY? Last time we checked, he was nice compared to [[Chris]].
Image:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg| Graduon as he appears in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
</gallery></center>

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also:==

{{Fan art}}

*[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Silvana Rosechu]]
*[[The Moon]]

Moon-Pals

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{{Quote|I have read Moon-Pals, and I feel that it is more like Moon-Dorks the way Sean draws and Portrays their Events so Grotesquely.|Chris<ref>[[Common_Questions#26_January_2010]]</ref>}}
'''''Moon-Pals''''' is a ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[parody]] by [[Sean August Watley]] which provoked enormous amounts of [[Chris and anger|rage]] in Chris.

==Plot==

''Moon-Pals'' follows on from Chris's ambition of firing all [[tobacky]] to [[the Moon]], [[Metal Sonichu]]'s banishment to the Moon in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], and [[Silvana Rosechu]]'s being raised on the Moon by [[Count Graduon]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. From this, Sean envisaged the wild, drug-fuelled adventures of them and several other fan-favorite characters ([[Allison Amber]], [[Yawning Squirtle]], [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]], [[Boulder-Dropping Whale]], [[Kel]] and [[Bill the Scientist]]).

==Chris's reaction==
[[File:SAW.PNG|thumb|You sure do, Sean!]]
Even mentioning ''Moon-Pals'' in a [[Mailbag]] was enough to drive Chris crazy.
{{Quote|To [[Sean]]: Your comic strips are only an extension to WHAT YOU THINK are characters who are Underappreciated, when they are not, and I have plans for them in future tales. Firstly, [[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon.[[Bill the Scientist|Bill]] is [[Simonla#Death|still working within Giovanni's Laboratory]], I am working on a plan on including him in a future episode around Blake. The [[Boulder Dropping Whale|WAILORD]] who dropped the rock onto the mother Swampert and the [[Yawning Squirtle|Squirtle who Yawned]] are ONLY Individual characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.|Chris<ref>[[CWC Blog]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|you do not have MY POWER of being the Original Artist, Creator and Director, so ALL OF WHAT YOU DO IS PURE FICTION to MY FACT.|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|Your "Strips" are Parodic and NOT cannon whatsoever to my, and The Original, Sonichu Pages. So you can go do your own drugs and burn your own strips to smoke with, you DOPE.|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 54]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|Sonichu is original. Moon-Pals is a ripoff. It's incredibly obvious and you must be Slow-In-The-Mind for not seeing it.
|Chris<ref>[[Mailbag 57]]</ref>}}
[[File:Moida.PNG|thumb|250px|Chris is now officially insane.]]
Chris's rage culminated in the trial of the Asperpedia Four in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which [[Mao]], Sean, [[Alec]] and [[Evan]] were sentenced to death. Sean was hung from the ceiling by his wrists and shot dead by three of the characters he had so slanderously parodied: [[Kel]], [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Allison Amber]].

In [[Book10Replacement|the revised edition]], the Four are exiled to the Amish community, where Sean becomes "the village idiot."
{{-}}
==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ksvR4GYEyo Strips 1-3] on [[YouTube]]

[[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]
[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]

Megatron pistol

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Since Chris is fascinated by the [[Transformers]], his primary frame of reference for firearms is '''Megatron''', the evil Decepticon rival of the heroic Autobot [[Optimus Prime]]. In his original 1980s incarnation, Megatron transformed (somewhat controversially) into a [[Wikipedia:Walther P38|Walther P38]] pistol which is coincidentally the preferred sidearm of Nazi Germany in World War Two.<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walther_P38</ref> Chris owns a Megatron pistol, and is not afraid to let his enemies know it.

Chris would later drop the pistol in favour of the more versatile [[pocket knife]].

==The gun==
The version of the toy that Chris owns is the original "generation one" mold used in the 1980s, although it's probably a reissue sold during the 2000s. Since modern US toy regulations forbid toys that look like guns, it's relatively cost-prohibitive to obtain a Megatron. Moreover, Chris's has a mechanism for firing small plastic pellets, which has never been available domestically. All of this indicates that Chris obtained his "piece" from an American website specializing in importing exclusive Japanese Transformers. He certainly would have had to pay well over $100 for it – money coming directly out of his [[monthly tugboat]]. Knowing Chris and his idea of cleanliness, the toy is probably worthless now.

One of the reasons they don't sell Megatrons that turn into pistols anymore is out of public concerns that children brandishing toy guns could unwittingly provoke the [[Jerkops|police]], forcing them to err on the side of caution and defend themselves with lethal force. Given his recent run-ins with the [[law]], this sounds like exactly the sort of thing Chris might actually do.

==Use in real life==
After losing the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] contest, Chris took out his frustration on contest winner [[Adam Stackhouse]] by creating [[CWC is Angry|a video]] wherein he sets up a photo of Stackhouse and shoots at it with Megatron.

The pistol has also appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insists that he's a [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] – apparently referring to the sort of Cherokees who carry Japanese toys of Cybertronian robots disguised as German weapons.

The pistol last seen when it appeared in the [[DivineTrial|Divine Trial video]], in which it was used to execute [[Clyde Cash]].

==Use in the comics==
{{Quote|I know, but you shot him with a real gun in the comic. Like—like… he was my boyfriend, and you shot him! I mean, don't you think that I still care about him a little? That's just weird. I just—I mean, like, I was expecting, like, you know, like, a magical fight, not like… you shooting him.|[[Kacey]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|voicing some discomfort]]}}

[[Sonichu Special 4]] saw the first hand-drawn appearance of Chris's Megatron pistol. In an attempt to rescue Kacey from her [[Liquid|own boyfriend]], Chris drives as fast as he legally can to their house and enters uninvited. Liquid, fearing a home invasion, charges Chris with a knife. Chris sidesteps this attack and then goes on to disarm Liquid, throw him to the ground, and shoot him in both shins, permanently crippling him. Although Chris clearly understands his toy is not a real gun, he is compelled to draw real guns to look exactly like Megatron, just as every big rig he draws has to be a red cab-over, even if it's running over his [[Sarah Jackson|gal-pal]].

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be the [[Fapcup]].
Image:Mp5-Megatron.PNG|A proper use of gov'ment money.
Image:BustACap.jpg|The pistol in ''[[Sonichu Special 4]]''.
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan Works==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fair warning is given, viewing these images may result in blindness and/or copious amounts of vomit. |[[File:Guncomic.jpg|thumb|center|100px|"My [[Love Quest]] is finally over!"]]}}</center>

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Megatron (Transformers)|Megatron]] at [[Wikipedia]]

==See also==
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Samurai Pizza Bots]]
*[[Decepti-Clones]]

{{Not_Jerks}}
{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

List of Chris-chan videos, April 2009

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The following is a '''list of videos''' featuring [[Christian Weston Chandler]] in [[April 2009]].

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Chris produced or appeared in 24 videos in April 2009.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! style="min-width: 120px;" | Date
! Title
! Topics
! Saga
! Style
! Shirt
! Source
! Media
! Description

|-
| 09 April 2009
| [[CWC Update 9 April 2009|CWC Update 04092009]]
| {{Website}}
| {{Ivy}}
| {{Crazy}}
| {{VertRedShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris launches his new CChanSonichu YouTube account and [[cwcville.com]]. He thanks Ivy for fixing his [[biological clock]] and says he can FEEL THE COSMOS!

|-
| 12 April 2009
| [[CWC Update 12 April 2009|CWC Update Easter 2009]]
| {{Comics}}
| {{Ivy}}
| 
| {{RedStripeShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Announcement of the release of [[Episode 19]] on [[cwcville.com]]. Chris gives a shout-out to [[Ivy]], her crabs, and [[PandaHalo|his dead girlfriend]]'s sister.

|-
| 12 April 2009
| [[More for the crabs]]
| 
| {{Ivy}}
| 
| {{RedStripeShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris offers his good wishes to Ivy's crabs.

|-
| 12 April 2009
| [[The Return of Kimmi|ECV 00081]]
| 
| {{Ivy}}
| {{Crazy}}
| {{RedStripeShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris makes out with Ivy, using his sex doll Kimmi as a proxy.

|-
| 12 April 2009
| [[Bunny Hop]]
| 
| {{Ivy}}
| {{Crazy}}
| {{RedStripeShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris holds two straws behind his head and hops around like a bunny. Srsly.

|-
| 16 April 2009
| [[A CWC Audition|ACWCAudition]]
| {{Music}}
| {{Ivy}} {{Clyde}}
| {{Comedy}} {{Crazy}}
| {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| Chris's "audition tape" that he filmed for [[Vanessa Hudgens]]

|-
| 16 April 2009
| [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor|ECV 00082]]
| {{Sex}}
| {{Ivy}}
| {{Reason}}
| {{CreepyRobe}}
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| Chris demonstrates for Ivy how he recycles his own semen.

|-
| 16 April 2009
| [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Spank Dat Ass|ECV 00083]]
| {{Sex}}
| {{Ivy}}
| {{Crazy}}
| [[Nudes|Nude]]
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| Chris, fully nude, bends over and spanks himself to apologize to Ivy and turn her on.

|-
| 16 April 2009
| [[April 16 Fetish Vids#How NOT to take a Shower|ECV 00084]]
| {{Sex}}
| {{Ivy}}
| {{Crazy}}
| [[Nudes|Nude]]
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| Chris wanders around in his bathroom, fully nude.

|-
| 17 April 2009
| [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy]]
| 
| {{Ivy}}
| {{Crazy}}
| {{VertRedShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris kisses and makes up with [[Officer Nasty]], so somehow this means Ivy will forgive him.

|-
| 17 April 2009
| [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions]]
| 
| {{Ivy}}
| {{Tragedy}}
| {{VertRedShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris reads from Matthew 5:27-30, and apologizes for cybering with [[Vanessa Hudgens]] when he was supposed to stay faithful to [[Ivy]].

|-
| 23 April 2009
| [[Chris Calls Clyde Out|Will the REAL Clyde Cash Please step forward]]
| 
| {{Clyde}}
| {{Crazy}} {{Rage}}
| {{VertRedGreenShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris calls out [[Clyde Cash]] for a final showdown.

|-
| 24 April 2009
| [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨]]
| {{Music}}
| {{Ivy}}
| 
| {{ClassicShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris proposes marriage to Ivy, leading into a music video of him singing Celene Dion while his future marriage is depicted in [[Wedding Comic|comics form]].

|-
| 24 April 2009
| [[I Got A Fish]]
| {{Music}}
| 
| {{Comedy}}
| {{ClassicShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris cements his place in YouTube history by finally making an unforgettably stupid video that ''isn't'' NSFW.

|-
| 24 April 2009
| [[MEOW]]
| 
| {{Ivy}}
| {{Crazy}}
| 
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| A short clip from the [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|wedding video]]

|-
| 27 April 2009
| [[Power|StrongCWC1]]
| {{Power}}
| 
| {{Comedy}}
| [[Obesity|topless]]
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| Chris boasts of his power and shreds on his toy guitar.

|-
| 27 April 2009
| [[Power|StrongCWC2]]
| {{Power}}
| 
| {{Comedy}}
| [[Obesity|topless]]
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| Chris narrates himself lifting a chair which weighs "a grand number of pounds."

|-
| 27 April 2009
| [[Power|StrongCWCPower]]
| {{Power}}
| 
| {{Comedy}}
| [[Obesity|topless]]
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| Chris narrates himself lifting the same chair with a basket of books in it.

|-
| 27 April 2009
| [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
| 
| 
| {{Crazy}}
| {{CreepyRobe}} [[Nudes|Nude]]
| {{Leaked}}
| {{Live}}
| The Miscreants leak Chris's tribute to [[Monty Python]], which mainly involves him running around naked while screaming.

|-
| 28 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00095]]
| {{Sex}}
| {{Ivy}}
| {{Reason}}
| {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Having been told that the April 16 videos were leaked and discovered by [[Ching Chong|a small child]], Chris addresses the issue and justifies his jizz-drinking and self-flagellation in a manner that audiences of all ages can understand. He avoids saying Ivy asked for the videos, but seems concerned that people will think he made them for some guy.

|-
| 28 April 2009
| [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00096]]
| {{Sex}}
| {{Ivy}}
| {{Crazy}}
| {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris is now free to name the person who requested the fetish videos, and he is visibly relieved to do so. He insists Ivy is real and they will have sex.

|-
| 29 April 2009
| [[CWC Update 29 April 2009|CWC Update 04292009]]
| {{Comics}}
| 
| 
| {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Apology for delays in the completion of [[Episode 19]].

|-
| 30 April 2009
| [[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain|ShutUpBrain]]
| 
| 
| {{Crazy}}
| {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris demonstrates how he has to tell his brain to stop thinking so he can sleep.

|-
| 30 April 2009
| [[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain|WakeUpBrain]]
| 
| 
| {{Crazy}}
| {{RedYellowStripeShirt}}
| [[Youtube#CChanSonichu (April 2009 - July 2009)|CChanSonichu]]
| {{Live}}
| Chris demonstrates how he has to tell his brain to wake up so he can think clearly.

|}

</onlyinclude>

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Netflix

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[[File:Onslow.PNG|thumb|Chris, aged 50.]]
On this page is a collection of Chris's orders from '''Netflix''', a website where one can rent movies or stream them over the internet via the Instant Watch service. Netflix also offers the Instant Watch service through the [[Nintendo|Wii]], the [[Xbox 360]] and the [[PS3]]. As the list below shows, Chris spends an awful lot of time watching the rubbish he has on his Instant Watch queue. On two occasions, he actually spent '''more than six and a half hours''' a day watching ''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'' and ''[[South Park]]''.

It's no wonder that Chris never updates anything…

The list contains some surprises; notably, ''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]'' pops up. It is likely that Chris rented this expecting porn rather than a cheap Hungarian Troma classic. As for ''[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|Story of O]]'' - Chris likely chose this based on its description. Unless he has become a connoisseur of French erotic arthouse cinema from the [[1970s]]. Not to mention ''En la cama'', ''Battle in Heaven'', ''Grande École'' ... hell, any foreign film Chris watches is for the nude scenes. Also of note is that he got both of the ''Transmorphers'' movies, cheap knockoffs of [[Transformers]] made by a studio known for intentionally making "mockbusters" to dupe unsuspecting autistic manchildren.

Chris also watched the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]", but did not seem to take to heart its [[Homos|message of tolerance]].

== Instant streaming history ==

{| class="wikitable"
!Date
!Title
!Time
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Monty Python]]: [[Random-access humor|And Now for Something Completely Different]]''
|01:35:29
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[The High School Story|Carrie]]''
|01:40:04
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:30-Second Bunnies Theatre|30-Second Bunnies]]'': ''A Christmas Story''
|00:01:45
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Casablanca (film)|Casablanca]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Homos|Brokeback Mountain]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Caddyshack|Caddyshack]]''
|00:02:17
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Superman]]''
|00:01:01
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Office Space|Office Space]]''
|00:01:10
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Raiders of the Lost Ark|Raiders of the Lost Ark]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/13/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Sex toys|The Ring]]''
|00:01:05
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'': "A ''Bon Vivant'' Buffet"
|00:29:05
|-
|11/13/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy|Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy]]''
|00:43:44
|-
|11/13/09
|The [[Red Skelton]] Collection: "Freddy the [[Monthly tugboat|Freeloader]]'s Christmas Dinner"
|00:52:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Tripping The Rift|Tripping The Rift]]'': "God Is Our Pilot"
|00:23:14
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Mutilation Ball"
|00:22:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Miss Galaxy 5000"
|00:22:36
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Sidewalk Soiler"
|00:24:16
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "The Devil and a Guy Named Webster"
|00:22:11
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "Totally Recalled"
|00:22:24
|-
|11/14/09
|''Tripping The Rift'': "2001 Space Idiocies"
|00:21:46
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Therese and Isabelle|Therese and Isabelle]]''
|02:04:46
|-
|11/14/09
|''[[Wikipedia:The Pigkeeper's Daughter|The Pigkeeper's Daughter]]''
|01:23:41
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]]''
|00:02:03
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|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Christmas Vacation''
|00:01:13
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Borat (film)|Borat]]''
|00:01:03
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''Bond''
|00:02:44
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Spider-Man (film)|Spider-Man 1 & 2]]''
|00:01:06
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Pirates of the Caribbean (series)|Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:March of the Penguins|March of the Penguins]]''
|00:01:02
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Die Hard|Die Hard]]''
|00:03:05
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Napoleon Dynamite|Napoleon Dynamite]]''
|00:01:42
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Saw (film)|Saw]]''
|00:03:24
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Asperchu#Trial_and_execution_of_Asperpedia_staff|The Grudge]]''
|00:01:28
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]]''
|00:01:45
|-
|11/14/09
|''30-Second Bunnies'': ''[[Wikipedia:Snakes on a Plane|Snakes on a Plane]]''
|00:01:55
|-
|11/15/09
|''[[Wikipedia:Keeping Up Appearances|Keeping Up Appearances]]'': "The Name Is Bouquet B-U-C-K-E-T"
|00:56:32
|-
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Welcoming the Dishy Vicar"
|00:29:03
|-
|11/15/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Visiting an Acquaintance's Stately Home"
|00:29:19
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Let There Be Light"
|00:32:37
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Sea Fever"
|01:23:05
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "A Very Merry Hyacinth"
|00:30:37
|-
|11/18/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Riparian Entertainments"
|00:29:17
|-
|11/19/09
|''[[South Park]]'': "[[Wikipedia:Weight Gain 4000|Weight Gain 4000]]"
|00:23:56
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Volcano (South Park)|Volcano]]"
|00:37:17
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Barbara|An Elephant]] [[Hanky-panky|Makes Love to]] [[Jerkop|a Pig]]"
|00:37:38
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Homos|Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]"
|00:15:20
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Death]]"
|00:23:22
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "Starvin' [[Niggos|Marvin]]"
|00:23:00
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo]]"
|00:28:23
|-
|11/19/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Mecha-Streisand|Mecha-Streisand]]"
|00:30:36
|-
|11/21/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "Angel Gabriel Blue"
|02:29:18
|-
|11/21/09
|''Keeping Up Appearances'': "How to Manage a Family Christening"
|00:30:12
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut|Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut]]"
|00:27:08
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut|Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut]]"
|00:29:33
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[IRC (27 December 2008)|Chickenlover]]"
|00:23:11
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "Ike's [[Pickle|Wee Wee]]"
|00:30:35
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:Conjoined Fetus Lady|Conjoined Fetus Lady]]"
|00:23:01
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka|The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka]]"
|00:25:09
|-
|11/21/09
|''South Park'': "[[Wikipedia:City on the Edge of Forever|City on the Edge of Forever]]"
|00:47:11
|}

{| class="wikitable"
!Date
!Total Time
|-
|11/13/2009
|5:30:48
|-
|11/14/2009
|6:30:28
|-
|11/15/2009
|1:54:54
|-
|11/18/2009
|2:55:36
|-
|11/19/2009
|3:39:32
|-
|11/21/2009
|6:25:18
|-
|Total
|26:56:36
|-
|Average
|2:59:37
|}

==Queues on 21 [[November 2009]]==
Chris's queues give a more complete perspective on his [[video]]-watching habits. Notable among the entries is a large number of mediocre-to-terrible [[Sex|romance]] films and documentaries; judging from their titles, they were chosen in the hopes of finding some [[mass debating]] material. There are also quite a few horror films. It should be noted that ''Fritz the Cat'', a film with an extreme amount of yiffing, is on a list.

===Instant Queue===
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|[[Abusive babysitter|''The Babysitters'']]
|3.036
|-
|2
|[[Wikipedia:The House Bunny|''The House Bunny'']]
|3.239
|-
|3
|[[Wikipedia:This Girl's Life|''This Girl's Life'']]
|2.928
|-
|4
|[[The High School Story|''Carrie'']]
|4.0*
|-
|5
|[[Transformers|''Transmorphers'']]
|1.887
|-
|6
|''[[Wikipedia:9½ Weeks|9½ Weeks]]''
|3.174
|-
|7
|''[[Wikipedia:Dangerous Beauty|Dangerous Beauty]]''
|3.79
|-
|8
|[[Wikipedia:Dangerous Liaisons|''Dangerous Liasons'']]
|3.753
|-
|9
|[[Monty Python|''And Now for Something Completely Different'']]
|5.0*
|-
|10
|''30-Second Bunnies Theatre'': Season 3
|3.0*
|-
|11
|[[Sonichu_and_Rosechu%27s_Luv_Shack|Fear Dot Com]]
|2.633
|-
|12
|''[[Wikipedia:I Still Know What You Did Last Summer|''I Still Know What You Did Last Summer'']].
|3.05
|-
|13
|[[Wikipedia:Story of O (film)|''Story of O'']]
|2.748
|-
|14
|[[Wikipedia:En la cama|''En la cama'']]
|2.859
|-
|15
|[[Wikipedia:Battle in Heaven|''Battle in Heaven'']]
|2.222
|-
|16
|[[Wikipedia:Grande École (film)|''Grande École'']]
|2.735
|-
|17
|[[Wikipedia:Heavy Metal (film)|''Heavy Metal'']]
|5.0*
|-
|18
|[[Wikipedia:Virtual Girl|''Virtual Girl'']]
|2.231
|-
|19
|''[[Wikipedia:Species – The Awakening|Species – The Awakening]]''
|2.786
|-
|20
|[[Wikipedia:Frozen River|''Frozen River'']]
|3.395
|-
|21
|[[Wikipedia:Bushwhacked (film)|''Bushwhacked'']]
|3.39
|-
|22
|''Keeping Up Appearances''
|5.0*
|-
|23
|[[Red Skelton|''The Red Skelton Collection'']]
|5.0*
|-
|24
|[[Wikipedia:American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile|''American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile'']]
|3.353
|-
|25
|[[Christian%27s_sex_joke|Sex and Breakfast]]
|2.318
|-
|26
|''Thérèse and Isabelle''
|5.0*
|-
|27
|[[Virgin with rage|Virgin]]
|2.604
|-
|28
|''Foreplay''
|1.778
|-
|29
|[[The_Hook_Cafe|''Strictly Sexual'']]
|3.011
|-
|30
|''[[Wikipedia:Sleepless in Seattle|Sleepless in Seattle]]''
|3.863
|-
|31
|''Tender Is the Heart''
|2.206
|-
|32
|[[Wikipedia:Better Than Sex (film)|''Better Than Sex'']]
|2.999
|-
|33
|[[Wikipedia:If Lucy Fell|''If Lucy Fell'']]
|2.996
|-
|34
|[[Virgin_with_rage|''Nice Guys Sleep Alone'']]
|2.924
|-
|35
|[[Wikipedia:Shut Up and Kiss Me (film)|''Shut Up and Kiss Me'']]
|2.392
|-
|36
|[[Wikipedia:Lovelife|''Lovelife'']]
|2.714
|-
|37
|[[Wikipedia:Daffy Duck's Quackbusters|''Daffy Duck's Quackbusters'']]
|3.803
|-
|38
|[[Wikipedia:The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie|''The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie'']]
|4.047
|-
|39
|[[Wikipedia:The NeverEnding Story (film)|''The NeverEnding Story'']]
|3.913
|-
|40
|[[Wikipedia:Inspector Gadget|''Inspector Gadget'']]
|3.739
|-
|41
|[[Wikipedia:The Nightmare Before Christmas|''The Nightmare Before Christmas'']]
|3.953
|-
|42
|[[Wikipedia:The Inspector|''The Inspector'']]
|3.696
|-
|43
|[[Wikipedia:MythBusters|''MythBusters'']]: Big Blasts Edition
|4.213
|-
|44
|''MythBusters'': Collection 1
|4.21
|-
|45
|[[Wikipedia:Tripping the Rift|''Tripping the Rift'']]: Season 1
|3.317
|-
|46
|[[Monty Python|''Monty Python's Flying Circus'']]
|3.901
|-
|47
|''American Swing''
|2.673
|-
|48
|''[[Wikipedia:Indie Sex|Indie Sex]]''
|3.276
|-
|49
|''[[Wikipedia:Species III|Species III]]''
|2.938
|-
|50
|[[Wikipedia:Quarantine (film)|''Quarantine'']]
|3.048
|-
|51
|[[Wikipedia:Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie|''Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie'']]
|3.103
|-
|52
|[[Wikipedia:The Animatrix|''The Animatrix'']]
|3.686
|-
|53
|[[Wikipedia:Harry Novak|''The Pigkeeper's Daughter'']]
|4.0*
|-
|54
|[[Wikipedia:Video Vixens|''Video Vixens'']]
|1.883
|-
|55
|[[Obesity|''I Want Candy'']]
|2.534
|-
|56
|''[[Wikipedia:List of National Lampoon films|National Lampoon's Spring Break 24/7]]''
|1.917
|-
|57
|''[[Wikipedia:Cartoon Noir|Cartoon Noir]]''
|2.427
|-
|58
|[[A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler|Memories]]
|3.667
|-
|59
|[[Wikipedia:Read or Die|''Read or Die'']]
|4.054
|-
|60
|Air TV
|3.87
|-
|61
|[[Wikipedia:Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles|''Robotech: The Shadow Chronicles'']]
|3.665
|-
|62
|[[Wikipedia:Dead Space: Downfall|''Dead Space: Downfall'']]
|3.277
|-
|63
|''[[South Park]]'': Season 1
|4.151
|-
|64
|''South Park'': Season 2
|3.904
|-
|65
|[[Wikipedia:Tripping the Rift|''Tripping the Rift'']]: Season 2
|3.622
|-
|66
|''South Park'': Season 3
|4.043
|-
|67
|''Tripping the Rift'': Season 3
|3.392
|-
|68
|''South Park'': Season 4
|4.127
|-
|69
|''South Park'': Season 5
|4.2
|-
|70
|''South Park'': Season 6
|4.267
|-
|71
|''South Park'': Season 7
|4.207
|-
|72
|''South Park'': Season 8
|4.24
|-
|73
|''South Park'': Season 9
|4.154
|-
|}
Chris's ratings are denoted with an asterisk.

===DVD Queue===
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|''[[Sonic]] X'': Season 5: Disc 2
|3.519
|-
|}
{| class="wikitable"
!Position
!Title
!Rating
|-
|1
|''Sonic X'': Season 6, Disc 1
|3.562
|-
|2
|''Sonic X'': Season 6, Disc 1
|N/A
|-
|3
|''[[Transformers]]: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 1
|3.838
|-
|4
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 2
|
|-
|5
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 3
|
|-
|6
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 1, Disc 4
|
|-
|7
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 2, Disc 1
|3.963
|-
|8
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 2, Disc 2
|
|-
|9
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 3, Disc 1
|3.965
|-
|10
|''Transformers: Beast Wars'': Season 3, Disc 2
|
|-
|11
|[[Transformers|''Beast Machines'']]: Disc 1
|3.762
|-
|12
|''Beast Machines'': Disc 2
|
|-
|13
|''Beast Machines'': Disc 3
|
|-
|14
|''Beast Machines: Disc 4
|
|-
|15
|''[[Transformers]]: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 1
|3.493
|-
|16
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 2
|
|-
|17
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 3
|
|-
|18
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 1, Disc 4
|
|-
|19
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 1
|3.464
|-
|20
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 2
|
|-
|21
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 3
|
|-
|22
|''Transformers: Armada'': Season 1, Part 2, Disc 4
|
|-
|23
|''[[Transformers]]: Energon'': Vol. 1
|3.436
|-
|24
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 2
|
|-
|25
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 3
|
|-
|26
|''Transformers: Energon'': Vol. 4
|
|-
|27
|''[[Transformers]]: Cybertron'': Disc 1
|3.357
|-
|28
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 2
|
|-
|29
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 3
|
|-
|30
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 4
|
|-
|31
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 5
|
|-
|32
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 6
|
|-
|33
|''Transformers: Cybertron'': Disc 7
|
|-
|34
|[[Wikipedia:Transmorphers|''Transmorphers'']]
|1.887
|-
|35
|[[Wikipedia:Transmorphers: Fall of Man|''Transmorphers: Fall of Man'']]
|2.26
|-
|36
|[[The_High_School_Story|''Carrie'']]
|3.746
|-
|37
|[[Wikipedia:Zombie Strippers|''Zombie Strippers'']]
|2.556
|-
|38
|[[Wikipedia:Twilight (film)|''Twilight'']]
|3.8
|-
|39
|[[Wikipedia:Evan Almighty|''Evan Almighty'']]
|3.488
|-
|40
|[[Adult Swim]] & Stones Present: Mad Villain
|2.393
|-
|41
|[[Wikipedia:Slayers Return|''Slayers Return'']]
|3.858
|-
|42
|[[Wikipedia:Love in Paris|''Another 9½ Weeks'']]
|2.351
|-
|43
|[[Wikipedia:The First 9½ Weeks|''The First 9½ Weeks'']]
|2.835
|-
|44
|[[Wikipedia:Angels & Demons (film)|''Angels & Demons'']]
|3.757
|-
|45
|''Angels & Demons'': Bonus Material
|2.933
|-
|46
|[[Wikipedia:The Ring (2002 film)|''The Ring'']]
|3.552
|-
|47
|[[Wikipedia:The Ring Two|''The Ring Two'']]
|3.0
|-
|48
|[[Wikipedia:Are You Being Served? (film)|''Are You Being Served?'']]
|3.31
|-
|49
|[[Wikipedia:Species II|''Species II'']]
|2.979
|-
|50
|[[Wikipedia:Species (film)|''Species'']]
|3.131
|-
|51
|[[Wikipedia:Fritz the Cat (film)|''Fritz the Cat'']]
|3.012
|-
|52
|[[Wikipedia:The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat|''The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat'']]
|2.934
|-
|53
|''Very Private Lesson'
|2.92
|-
|54
|''[[Wikipedia:Kekko Kamen|Kekko Kamen]] Surprise!''
|2.216
|-
|55
|''Kekko Kamen Returns!''
|2.339
|-
|56
|''Kekko Kamen New!''
|2.361
|-
|57
|''Kekko Kamen Strikes Back!''
|2.559
|-
|58
|[[Wikipedia:Nana (manga)|''Nana'']] Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 1
|3.978
|-
|59
|''Nana'' Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 2
|
|-
|60
|''Nana'' Uncut: Vol. 1, Disc 3
|
|-
|61
|[[Wikipedia:Elfen Lied|''Elfen Lied'']]: Vol. 1, Vector One
|4.17
|-
|62
|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 2, Vector Two
|
|-
|63
|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 3, Vector Three
|
|-
|64
|''Elfen Lied'': Vol. 4, Vector Four
|
|-
|65
|[[Wikipedia:Shaun of the Dead|''Shaun of the Dead'']]
|3.959
|-
|}

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Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs

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[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]] is a short story written by [[Chris]] dated 10 April [[2003]], approximately one year before [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] was released. Serves as a basis for the [[Sonichu_0#Episode_2:_.22Genesis_of_the_Lovehogs.22|eponyomous episode 2 title]] along with the pilot episode.

The plot is very similar to issue #0, except that this version mentions that Knuckles and Tail brought the [[Chaos Emeralds]] to [[Sonic]], the [[Raichu]] which became [[Rosechu]] already belonged to [[Kel]] in this version, and the story takes place in [[Sonichu chronology#2000|2000]], not [[Sonichu chronology#1998|1998]] as Chris later said.

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The city of [[Station Square]], a big city filled with everyday business and excitement. But on this fateful day in [[Sonichu chronology#2000|2000]], a monster rose from within the confines of the Master Emerald, combined with the negative power of the seven [[Chaos Emeralds]] to destroy the city. Floods spewed from the sewers, water raged from the buildings, and everything was being ripped apart. Then when the eye of the monster’s storm was upon the city, it formed from the waters its “Perfect” form. The monster came to be [[Perfect Chaos Monster|Perfect Chaos]].

At this time, only one hope was available to help, and his name was [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. After his friends, Tails Knuckles and [[Amy Rose|Amy]] collected the de-energized emeralds, they brought them to Sonic. Chaos only used the negative power of the emeralds, so Sonic should have been able to use the positive energy to stop the monster. So with the emeralds, and the positive cheers from the survivors of the disaster, Sonic transformed into Super Sonic. With the power of the emeralds flowing through his body, he set out to destroy Perfect Chaos.

Not far from the city, in a field of flowers, a boy [[pikachu]] was playing around. When it heard the chaos going on in the city, it got curious. So it ran as fast as it could to see what was going on. When it got there, it ran onto the edge of a broken freeway ramp. There it watched as Super Sonic ran into the monster’s torso and spiraled up and out its mouth. Needing to hit the monster in the same manner, Super Sonic rushed again at such a speed. And once again, he ran in and came out the mouth. But this time he collided with the by-standing pikachu, and the powers from the emeralds were being copied into the pikachu, and they emitted a bright light that caused a large, long [[rainbow]].

Meanwhile, about a few miles from the city at a shore-side of a lake, there was a wooden cottage occupied with a lovely pokemon trainer. Her name was [[Kel]], short for [[Kellie Andes|Kellie]], with brown hair, average figure, 16 years of age and a very cheerful personality. At this time, she was studying up on what the qualifications were for participating in the Johto League and which strategies she and her pokemon would use.

Just outside the cottage, her girl [[raichu]] was playing freely in the grass. When it heard a loud explosion from the collision of Super Sonic and pikachu, then it glanced up into the direction of Station Square, standing still. The emitted rainbow flew through the sky, the end of it landing on raichu. Raichu and pikachu both were shining brightly as if they were going to evolve.

Just then, Kel noticed raichu’s shining light through her window. So she put her book down, and rushed outside with shock as she was wondering what was going on; was raichu evolving, did it learn a new attack or what? It was all so strange to her.

Then raichu and pikachu started to grow and transform. Raichu transformed into a lovely pink hedgehog with a magenta dress, tank-top and boots, all with a blue stripe on each item. She also had a white accessory on her head. And her tail was as long as before, but it was white, and the bolt on the end was yellow. Kel was frightened when she said, “Raichu,…is that you? What happened?” Then, surprisingly, the pokemon spoke, “I…I…don’t know, Kel.” Kel let out a gasp. The pokemon then said, “I seem to have transformed into a new kind of pokemon,…and I am not sure of what to make of it.” Then, it turned around and gazed at Kel. Kel was further shocked, but then, she calmed down and said, “R-R-Raichu,…you are as beautiful as a rose.” Then she had an idea, “That’s it! Since you are now a new type of pokemon, how about we call you, [[Rosechu]]?” Rosechu replied, “Wow, that’s very nice of you to give me such a nice name. Thank you. So from now on I will be known as Rosechu.”

Meanwhile, back at Station Square, the what-was pikachu came to, hearing the crowd’s cheer, “Sonic, Sonic, Sonic…” Then he examined himself, finding that he was still yellow, had new spikes on its head and back, still had its pika-tail and was wearing blue shoes with two brown stripes on each one. He then stood up and glanced at the situation. Super Sonic was starting to get tired from zooming so fast into the monster. Then, he spoke, “Wow, what a mess.” He then gasped. “I am no longer the pikachu I used to be.” The crowd was still cheering Sonic on. The pokemon assessed the situation, and realized that the monster had to be destroyed. So, with all his courage, he ran alongside the buildings towards the monster. When he got close enough, he waited for Super Sonic to attack and escape. After Super Sonic escaped from the monster, the pokemon let out a mighty thunderbolt attack. Thus shocking the monster into extinction and evaporation.

The crowd believed that Sonic was the one who saved the day. But at the time, no one knew that a pokemon helped. Later on, in a distance, the pokemon was running for a while, and then stopped at a Cliffside. Then he pondered, “I am a new pokemon, I am no longer a pikachu. But I have decided on a new name.” Then he proudly stood and shouted to the world, “Do not fear, world, for I am a new pokemon. And my name is….[[Sonichu]]!” Yes, Sonichu, a proud pokemon, free to help when needed and a real hero.

After a few weeks had passed, Kel got used to having a Rosechu instead of a raichu. One day, Sonichu came upon the lake-side with hunger. He spotted a lit-up cottage, he thought, maybe if he asked nicely, he might get something for his stomach. So he knocked on the door, and heard a girl say, “I’ll get it.” The door opened and a pink hedgehog pokemon greeted Sonichu with surprise that she was not the only hedgehog pokemon after all. She said to Sonichu, “Hi. My name is Rosechu. And you are?” Sonichu then introduced himself and explained his hunger. Rosechu replied, “Sure, my master, Kel, is a friendly trainer. I’m sure she will share her wonderful cooking with such a handsome pokemon as yourself. Come in.” Sonichu then entered the cottage. Kel was cooking in the kitchen when Rosechu came in and said, “Kel, we have a guest tonight, a wild pokemon, his name is Sonichu.” Kel turned around and gasped as she was looking at two hedgehog pokemon of the same variety. Kel replied, “Wow, another hedgehog. It’s very nice to meet you, Sonichu.” Sonichu then said, “Thank you. I was feeling a bit hungry, and I was wondering if I may join you all for dinner.” Kel happily replied, “Sure thing. Just seat yourself at the table; dinner will be ready shortly. Rosey, please sit with Sonichu until when dinner is ready.” So, Rosechu and Sonichu sat at the table and shared stories about their adventures in the wild, and with Kel.

After dinner, Sonichu became full, and said, “Aaahh, that was a good meal. Thank you.” Rosechu replied, “We’re just happy to oblige. Sonichu, would you like to walk along the lake with me?” Sonichu replied, “Sure, sounds like fun.” Then Sonichu and Rosechu walked out together. Kel looked out at them with a smile on her face, because she had hope that Rosechu and Sonichu would be happy together.

Outside, Sonichu and Rosechu were sitting on a big rock, gazing at [[the Moon]] and its reflection in the lake. And they looked into each other’s eyes lovingly. Then their lips puckered and [[Rule 34|they kissed each other]]. It was then that started the pair of loving hedgehogs.

The End.

==Source==
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville//schustory.htm Sonichu's Story]
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Jackie E-mails 14

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This page covers emails exchanged by Chris and [[Jackie]] from 9-16 [[September 2010]].

Chris talks about how he's been getting drunk, hitting on other women. Seriously. And, par for course with his [[noviophobia]], he hates what he hates because he gets jealous about what other people earned through effort: earning and effort not being in his capacity. Chris has drawn shitty porn; Jackie apparently being peed on by 4 guys (Chris has breasts, a niggo appears to be punching Jackie in the cunt), Chris's self-serving fantasy, with pickles either already having left, off panel, or badly hidden, and Niggo Cherokee Circle Jerk. Chris re-gifted a LBP present, which was first for Julie, then for Kacey, now Jackie. Jackie begins Chris on his path of ever-more blatant racism, shitty cosplay, and youtube videos, calls him a cripple.

{{EmailReply|September 9, 2010 - 6:08pm

I REALLY want to be with you, Jackie. So MUCH, that I would dedicated 3/4 of my next [[tugboat]] to you if I can't get the new $130 before then. And I REALLY would come all the way to [[Wikipedia:Mary Baldwin College|Mary Baldwin]] to meet/visit you Myself.

So far I was able to only get $19 from pawning off my Game Boy Color and 6 [[Pokémon|Pok'emon]] Game Boy Original/Color Games and selling my Game Boy Pocket for 5 to a new computer geek acquaintance of mine. The pawn shop would not accept my Saturn or Game Gear, because they were "Too Old." But after seeing a huge banner in front of a [[Wikipedia:7-Eleven|7-11]] of a PC Pro Computer store behind the 7-11, I went in and made a new acquaintance with a fellow Game Freak dude; he's going to help me by finding some people to buy the Genesis/32X/Sega CD, Saturn and Game Gear from me for my asking prices through his connections. He has his own page on [[Facebook|FaceBook]]. This is good, because at this point, the [[Troll]]s won't know about this and pester me like they would have done. This information is Confidential.

About the [[XBox]] thing, I've realized after a revelation that I did not really hate the console originally. As a matter of fact, I've played a store demo kiosk of the 360 twice ever. I felt the anger against it originally, because of how much it cost way back when it was the Original XBox (before the 360), and that I could not afford either one. I felt more of jealousy of everyone else who was able to afford the High Prices of the consoles, and the XBox Live stuff as well. And throughout the time, after learning of the flaws it had, such as the "Red Ring of Death", being supportive of the lost format of HD-DVD (vs. Blu-Ray), and others, I used them as my excuses, which in arguments left me with no leg to stand on. So, [[XBox is OK.MOV|I withdraw my past angst against the console]]. I'm still not going to buy one right away, though. I'll try it more, I mean, if I somehow got hold of a 360 inexpensively or free, or if I tried a Non-Demo console at someone else's place.

I am LESS addicted to my PS3, I assure you. And I will prove it by spending a lot less to none more on the Network in the future and now. And Spending more on You And Me in our Relationship. And you have to give me credit for unloading the Older Consoles and their games I've been hoarding for years for cash, including the current transactions I'm looking for with the remaining 3 Older Consoles.

And you are right on me having no right to complain of other video game addicts, but I said those things to prove a point that people like them (including myself), AND the Trolls can better themselves by socializing Off of the internet and going out more often. I have been going out more on the daily basis, at least during the afternoon hours on average leaving between 2 and 4 PM and an average of over 3 Hours per day. If I knew where to go, I would definitely go out at night and have more fun, but aside from the new [[Wal-Mart]] to walk for a while, I do not have knowledge of such locations or how to act within their likely dim-lit areas. And, yeah, I do not really expect people to "drop what they're doing and converse with me" when I am unable to do it as easily as they are able to, but it is nice to be acknowledged and NOT to feel Invisible In Public. Seriously, even when I'm [[The GAMe PLACe|Shouting]] (while Drunk or near sober), NOBODY gives me attention; [[Attraction sign|I am ignored]]. And when I try to [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|start something with a pleasant greeting]], I am STILL IGNORED. And I am RIGHT HERE, PEOPLE; AREN'T I HANDSOME ENOUGH TO ATTRACT YOUR ATTENTION, LADIES? W.T.F. DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET EVEN A "HELLO" FROM ANYBODY THESE DAYS?!!!"

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

It makes me feel like a social outcast, and I do not want to be a social outcast.

Anyway, I am sorry for stopping communications with you for a short while; I needed some time for myself to collect my thoughts and come up with a reasonable solution to the disagreement. I felt like [[Kick the Autistic|kicking myself]] over and over for saying the breaking up things I said in error. I did not mean it. And I am happy to still be talking to you, and I REALLY want to be with you. I am re-raising the money as quickly as possible. And if I can't come up with it by the end of the month, I will dedicate 3/4 of my remaining money from next month to US. :)

I'll TTYL.<br>
Stay Safe, Sweet and [[A Week With Christian Chandler|don't work yourself too hard in classes]] and journalism.<br>
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<br>
Christian.}}

{{Email|1=September 9, 2010 - 7:46pm

Hey Chris.

Actually, since you brought up the prices of consoles, the original Xbox was $299 at launch, the same as the Playstation 2 at its launch. Didn't you have a PS2 anyway, though? More recently, the PS3 cost $499 for the 20gb model and $599 for the 60gb model at its launch - significantly more than the Xbox 360, which cost $299 for the basic model and $399 for the premium model when they were launched. You can read about it here: http://vgsales.wikia.com/wiki/Launch_price
Plus, Microsoft has LONG since fixed the red ring of death problem, and at the time that the 360 and the PS3 debuted, no one knew that blu rays would win the format war over hd-dvds. So it wasn't really fair to claim they "picked the lost format". I'm glad that you are beyond it though.

As for attracting attention, have you looked at the troll forum lately? I found this article here: http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=23
It doesn't say anything that you weren't aware of before, but it brings up a good point yet again: You have a terrible reputation because of your [[internet]] opposition. You know why people don't come up to you? Because most people who see you believe terrible things about you.

Anyway, here's what I want you to do to prove yourself to me: I want you to make a video. I want you to make a video [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|professing your love to me.]] Give me the works, Chris. Proclaim your true feelings for me. Tell me exactly why you want me and want to be with me. I want you to sweep me off my feet with some romantic [[music]] in the background - play my favorite band for me. You know which one. ;) I know you know what I'm talking about. And make a few new drawings of us together and show them in the video. The theme of the video? Our first date. Tell me where we will go, what we will do. Only one catch - There's no limit on money. It's our fantasy date where we can spend as much as we want, how we want. Do it as you think it will look. Make it really special.

And I don't want this to be a private video, either. I want you to put this on your youtube so everyone can see. I don't care if trolls know my name or try to look me up now, so don't worry about that. You've been very good about keeping me hidden from them, but I don't care about that anymore. Let the trolls try to bug me. I want you to make this video public because it's time for you to proclaim your love for me to all. Everyone should know who the one woman in your life is. I want this video by 8:00pm on Monday, September 13th. I'm looking forward to seeing it, sweetie!!

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|September 10, 2010 - 1:08pm

Yes, Sweetheart, I will draw some more of you and me together, and I will put together a video proclaiming my love for you and even a fantasy date. :)

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Heartthrobbings*

As for the other topics of your last e-mail, I was already aware of my online reputation haunting me in real life with the Rumors spread by the Trolls, so yeah. And I did not have my PS2 from Launch either; I did not even have a PSOne long until I found one at an older SPCA Rummage Sale for about 10 or 20, and it was at a time GameStop was still taking them in for Trade-Ins. I was going to trade it in for profit, but I decided to hold onto it and play it, and my earlier feelings towards [[Sony]] did a major 180 (YES, I was [[Nintendo]]/[[SEGA]] Exclusive and had hate for SONY equal to Microsoft on the Consoles). And later on, I got my PS2 for $20 from a Yard Sale; THEN I traded in my PSOne, and shortly after getting the PS2, I got [[Guitar Hero]] and started Rocking. And I did not get my PS3 at Launch; I got it MONTHS later on March 17, 2007, and I got the 60GB version for less than 599 at Wal-Mart (I think I got for 399; I'll have to look up the receipt).

But now, I have no anger against XBox, and the gay dudes. Samantha was very realistic in that discussion. She pointed out my [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|quoting the Bible as an excuse]] was wrong, and between the hatings I've had, the quotes, and other details that escape at the moment, I realized I've been further shooting myself in the foot without knowing it. It made me feel really sad and I cried some. But I am changing that; I'm going to Stop hating and start being more brimming with a more positive energy. After all, the Bible is essentially a Guideline to life, and [[God]] wants all of us to live in peace and good nature, regardless of whatever we may do, and what we're all doing that is considered against the Bible anyway.

Anyway, I will do the drawings of us together, play the [[Wikipedia:Crash Test Dummies|Crash Test Dummies]] in the background, and make a video professing my love to you and letting it go public. I'm also planning on making [[XBox is OK.MOV|a separate video]] for apologizing for my past hatred on the XBox, and apologizing to the gays as well. I will also remove ALL of the curses I had placed on people, including the Trolls.

We're moving forward together, Jacklyn. I Love You, Sweetheart.

Stay Safe and Sweet,<br>
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<br>
Christian.}}

{{Email|September 10, 2010 - 3:56pm

Yay!! I can't wait to see [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|the video]]! Oh, I have a few more things about what I want to see, so take some notes:

-I really want you to enjoy the Crash Test Dummies as much as I do. Revel in them like I do. You know what would be great? If you sang along to the song (My favorite song is "[[Wikipedia:Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm|Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm]]"), but feel free to take artistic liberties with the lyrics and make up your own to fit us better. I know your vast imagination can really make the song come to life.<br>
-I want you to include the pictures of us together, new drawn pictures, on the date. Here's an idea for a plot: We start at starbucks, then go to see [[Wikipedia:Toy Story 3|''Toy Story 3'']] at the movie theater, maybe get a little frisky in the back row ;) Then, I want you to rescue me from something. Like, something bad happens, like a villain rips through the movie screen and attacks, and you save me from him.<br>
-I want to see you dance in the video. The real you. Proclaim your love for me, enthusiastically. Get up and grove, jump, do a cartwheel. Do I make you jump? Do I make you twirl? Does my love make you scream? Yours does to me :) So return the favor. Let us be one.<br>
-Take us to the edge and back. Show me the future, the distance. I want us to face the end of the world and still hold onto one another. Let's face it all together, the trolls, the world, the future, God.

I can't wait to see the video Chris!!

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|September 10, 2010 - 6:34pm

I like your plot idea. Although, if I may offer my input, I offered to take you to see "[[Wikipedia:Scott Pilgrim vs. the World|Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World]]", considering that movie is more romantic in its own way, may I portray us watching that instead of Toy Story?}}

{{Email|September 10, 2010 - 7:03pm

I'm glad you like my plot! Although I don't really care for that Scott Pilgrim movie, it's one of those movies where even though I haven't seen it, I know exactly what the plot is because I've heard WAY too much about it from every person I pass by, because they can't stop talking about the damn thing and I'm tired of it before I even look at it. It looks like token hipster bullshit to me.

Besides, I don't want to see someone else's romance story. I want to see YOUR love story. ;)

Jackie}}

{{Email|September 12, 2010 - 11:13am

Hey Chris, how are you doing? I haven't heard from you in a little while. You must be working hard on that video. Well, I just wanted to check in.

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|September 12, 2010 - 2:43pm

I am working hard on the drawings and display photos for the video to present while Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm is playing. Plus, do not guess, but I will have a pleasant surprise for you later tonight in another e-mail.

Also, it is cool; I'll just draw [[Wikipedia:Sheriff Woody|Woody]] and [[Wikipedia:Jessie (Toy Story)|Jessie]] making out or something for the movie screen. Perhaps after some time has passed, you and I can check out Scott Pilgrim at home together, and the current feelings will pass. I still have not seen it myself yet, but it is one I would at least rent the video for after it comes out. Speaking of movies, have you seen "[[Wikipedia:Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief|Percy Jackson & The Lightning Thief]]?" It is a Great movie; I watched it with [[The Wallflower|<CENSORED>]] in the theater before we [[Wallflower E-mails 3|broke up]]. If you haven't seen it, it is worth buying or renting.

Stay Safe and Sweet. I'll TTYL,<br>
Christian.<br>
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
OXO<br>
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<
3<3<3<3<3<3<3}}

{{EmailReply|September 13, 2010 - 6:04pm

You and I have just reached the climax in our own intercourse, while these three dudes were [[Masturbating and squirtin'|jerkin' and watchin']]. And at climax, they came in to cum onto your breasts, and you wanted Me all over your face and in your mouth. Messy, little woman. ;)

I get off watching you enjoy yourself with my help, Jacklyn. I Love You.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<br>
Christian.}}

{{EmailReply|1=September 13, 2010 - 4:17pm

I'm uploading [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|the video]] of my devotion for you right now. I feel I could have done better, but I was excited and elated for doing this for you. I've attached the 3 drawings I drew for you and the video for you.

I LOVE YOU, JACKLYN!!!!!!!<br>
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

:)

Anyway, the video will be on my YT channel,
http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler?feature=mhum, shortly.

I'll TTYL.<br>
Stay Safe and Sweetest, Lover. :-*<br>
Christian.}}

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{{EmailReply|September 13, 2010 - 4:32pm

Let me give you the other photos featured in the video as well.}}

{{EmailReply|September 13, 2010 - 5:51pm

In the set of photos I sent you, I left in absent-mindedly the left-out Photo of how I would feel if you left me, which was set at the End of the slideshow. Please disregard that one photo.}}

{{Email|September 13, 2010 - 6:53pm

Hey Chris!

Thank you so much for making that video for me!! It was so sweet, I saw the bouncy energy you put into it. The way you just shouted at the top of your lungs your feelings for me, I can tell you weren't holding back. I look forward to actually getting to experience all these things for real on our first date.

But it wasn't all perfect. I'm kind of sad, Chris, because you missed some key parts here. I specifically asked you before not to use video games when trying to show your affections for me. Remember? I mean, I don't get why you couldn't show the whole date with drawings. That's why I gave you like four days to do it. And you didn't even take the time to make a new little big planet level just for me either, you just recycled one you already used for that other girl [[Kacey]]. Which even then you had taken from ANOTHER girl, [[Julie]]. I found it here: [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|<nowiki>http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Rescuing_Kacey_From_Christian_W_Chandler</nowiki>]]

So, some good, some bad, but all in all I think I'd like you to redo the video for me. Actually, scratch that, you shouldn't redo this one. I think I have a better idea for something new I'd like to see. You know how Halloween is coming up? Well, it's still a few weeks away, but it's my absolute FAVORITE holiday of the year. So you know what I'd love to see? I want you to dress up as a character for me on camera, and then write some of your own lyrics to "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" and sing it for me. Do you know the anime [[Dragonball Z]]? I used to love that show when I was a little kid. I mean, I know it's like a boy's show, but whatever, I thought it was really cool. So you know what I would absolutely LOVE to see? I want to see [[Song for Jackie.MOV|you dressed as my favorite character, Mr. Popo]]!! He was always so cute and cuddly, you remind me so much of him! :) Do you know how to do facepainting? I found a tutorial website that can show you here: http://www.diylife.com/2008/04/02/how-to-face-paint/
Although it's not hard, you'd just be painting your face a single color, no weird designs or anything. Do you have facepainting supplies? I think they sell them at any art store.

So basically, the costume would be a black face with red lips, and a sleeveless vest, and a turban on your head (you could wrap a towel around your head for that). I attached a picture of him, his look is pretty simple. And then you could sing me your song. Ooh, ooh, and then after that, there's one more little song I'd love for you to sing for me, too, it's from my favorite Dragonball movie where Mr. Popo says it. It goes like this:

You ain't seen no Saiyans on the fiddle,<br>
No Saiyans on the fiddle like this.<br>
You ain't seen no Saiyans on the fiddle<br>
No Saiyans on the fiddle like this.

It's short, just sing that to a happy tune. Ooh, I'm so excited Chris!! If you're Mr. Popo, maybe I can go as Bulma when Halloween really comes. ;) ;) Anyway, I'd love to see this by Thursday at 9:00pm, okay?

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|September 14, 2010 - 1:42pm

I am happy to hear that you get my feelings for you, and that you liked the video, all things considered. And I understand your concerns of the LBP Level recycle; it was and still is my idea of a fun date; I am open for ideas on a better fantasy date, and with those details, I would be most happy to put a new level of it together just for you, and draw more drawings to go with it. With the [[Things Chris has ripped off|limited ideas]] of mine for a fantasy date, I felt lack of drawing inspiration, because they were just too simple and trite to me. Plus I did get the inspiration to draw the best circle jerkin' drawing I was able to picture in my head for you. With that, I do apologize for the short number of drawings in the video.

As for Mr. Popo, consider that done. :D Speaking of face painting, while restoring the photos I had originally on my PS3 from my backup cards, I found the photo of myself with the face paint I did for [[JuggaloShoutOut|the Juggalo video]]; it is attached. I used paint from my collection of acrylic paints for the job. I'll wear a black t-shirt under my vest, and I do have a clean white towel here. I'll get the lyrics for Mmm X4 from a search, and perhaps I can put Popo's song within the lyric rewrite, right after the Mmms.

The Halloween together sounds great. :D Do you have information on a party event we would go to? You would be able to pull off Bulma great. I am going to do Popo for you now, but when Halloween comes, I would feel better dressing up as [[Wikipedia:Vegeta|Vegeta]] to better match your costume. After all, I have watched the series too, and Vegeta and [[Wikipedia:Bulma|Bulma]] were a couple, got married and gave birth to [[Wikipedia:Trunks (Dragon Ball)|Trunks]] (and a daughter as well, but her [[sports bra|name]] escapes me at the moment).

On another note, the console selling is going slow at the moment; my new acquaintance is not getting replies to the post he put up from any interested people. He will call me when he does; he has my number. But I am going to go ahead and put my Sega consoles onto [[Wikipedia:Craigslist|Craigslist]], complete with photographs. And if I don't sell them before [[October 2010|October]] comes around, I will still dedicate $150 of the [[tugboat]] for our dates, me coming to meet you, etc. I'll let you know the final details later, and you and I will put together a meet date.

I'll TTYL.<br>
Stay Sweet and Safe, Sweetest Love.<br>
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<br>
Christian.}}

{{Email|September 14, 2010 - 4:45pm

Hey Chris!

Don't have much time to talk now, but I just want to say I'm really excited to see the Mr. Popo video! Actually, I'd love to see the Mr. Popo lyrics separately from the CTD song, just because Mmm x4 has kind of a slower, somber tone and I don't know if the Mr. Popo song could really work into it; it needs a peppier, fast cheery tune.

And I saw your craigslist ads for your old consoles too, I hope those sell quickly. I'm sure there are collectors out there or something who will be interested. Well, anyway, can't wait to see the video. I'll write more later!!

<3<3<3<3<3

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|1=September 16, 2010 - 2:53pm

I was successful in rewriting the song to match our relationship well. No rhymes; it's freeverse. I typed in the lyrics at the bottom of this e-mail. I attached the photo of my face looking like Mr. Popo, and I will start upload of the video shortly after I finish this message.

I've put Popo's bit at the end during the "Ahhhhhs". I've also added another fun item I think you'll enjoy. Reference [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_X_episodes#Season_1:_2003-2004|Episode 8]] of "[[Sonic X]]", Original Japanese Dialogue, this purple, furry dude was entertaining [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Cream the rabbit|Cream]] and [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_video_game_characters#Cheese the Chao|Cheese]] with a "Good Morning" song. Look up his song and dance on [[YouTube]].
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYskMdSiFn4&feature=related

Also, another topic of interest that has just come up among the fresh e-mail batch. Do you know a [[Wikipedia:Fight Club|Robert Paulson]] <billman198@googlemail.com>? He has surprised me with some trash talk of he being your boyfriend and some shit-talk aimed at me. And he attached a possibly photoshopped [[Nudes|photograph]] of you to the e-mail. I want you to know that I am only surprised, and I am not believing what he is saying. I only ask for your honest feedback to verify this individual. I'm keeping a cool head.

And, on the Good News, I may have a customer who will buy ALL of the Sega Consoles from me; he called me from his 434 Cell Phone (he lives in the 504 area code). Currently, he plans on stopping by my house to purchase tomorrow afternoon, but I will wait until I have the money in my hands before I start making mutual plans with you to meet you and all the good stuff. I cut him a deal for buying all of the stuff at once; $120. With the $14 I made the other day from my [[Nintendo|Game Boy Color]], I feel this will make things equal; making the equal amount of money as before. I may get another offer for the whole bunch, but if I do before this dude comes along, I'll insist on full price or higher offer, and I'll let the first dude know about that as well. He's getting the consoles for his children.

I'll TTYL.<br>
Stay Safe and Sweet,<br>
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<br>
Christian

Song for you - "Heavenly Matched Love"

Once there was this boy who<br>
Was born with some [[autism]] and yet made [[gal-pals|a few friends]]<br>
But after his [[High School]] years<br>
He lost his friends and was [[troll]]-tortured<br>
By bullies who were jealous<br>
of his [[Money|material things]]

Mmms

Once there was [[Jackie|this girl]] who<br>
Continued to have friends long after her High School<br>
She could have had her pick of men<br>
Then she found the wayward, lost boy<br>
They matched up very well<br>
Heavenly Matched Love

Mmms

And both girl and boy were glad<br>
'Cause they both saw each others eyes

They both thought of each other<br>
They had enjoyed each others company sweetly<br>
Roller coaster ecstacy<br>
In [[CWCville|fantasy]] their dates were simple<br>
They look to be married and<br>
Have their own [[Reginald Chandler|boy]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|girl]]

Mmms

"Ain't no Saiyans on a fiddle, No Saiyans on a fiddle like this." X2<br>
"Asande hahe swa, wowo-haya-hoo!" X2}}

{{EmailReply|1=September 16, 2010 - 3:10

I've just took a look on the Troll Forum for a possible link to this Robert; their last post on there was made yesterday on one page. It seemed to be only talk of raping you, and one of getting [[Greene County]] to ban you from entering county lines (yeah right, like they are going to [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban someone]] they don't know without a good reason or evidence).
http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=103

I just wanted to warn you, so you can be careful to try to avoid these people in real life. I have faith and trust in you being true to me and keeping our relationship strong. I will not stand down in our relationship either.

I Love You, Jacklyn.

Christian.}}

{{Email|September 16, 2010 - 4:38pm

Hey Chris!

So, I guess we have a few thing to talk about here.

First of all, [[Song for Jackie.MOV|that video]] wasn't good. In fact... It was AMAZING!!!!! I can't believe you made that so well!!! I was soo happy to see my favorite Mr. Popo, you brought me back to my childhood. Thank you so much sweetie!

Secondly, as far as the trolls go, I'm not terribly worried. I can take care of myself. I'll just keep an eye over my shoulder from now on. But really, I doubt they're going to do anything.

Thirdly, I don't know who that Robert Paulson is. He isn't my ex-boyfriend. I think you should ignore him and not listen to his bullshit. But that picture is me... well, I'm kind of ashamed to admit it... but I did have an ex-boyfriend, [[Lars]], to whom I once sent some nude pictures of myself, that's where that picture this guy sent you came from. But even though we had a really bad breakup and this was years ago, he promised me he would delete all his pictures of me. But obviously he lied. There's no other way those pictures of me could have gotten onto the [[internet]]. That bastard... To be honest, this worries me a lot more than some trolls threatening to [[rape]] me. I feel so betrayed. We broke up because we weren't right for each other, but I had no idea he could sink this low. Now I have to worry about him. I don't know what I can do about Lars... He was my first love. I thought I would never love anyone again when I was with him, and after he broke my heart I thought I would never love anyone again. It took me a long time to build myself back up and become able to feel agian after that.

Lars you bastard, wherever you are, you won't get away with this... I don't know how, but I'll find a way to make him suffer for this...

<nowiki>*</nowiki>[[sigh]]*

Well anyway, let me get to something more positive. Since school is ramping up and I won't have any time to come visit for a few weeks. But I've been having a lot of fun with seeing what you can do lately, and I have some good news: I managed to arrange an extended break from school starting on November 1st (the [[Wikipedia:Day of the Dead|Dia de los Muertos]]). Although I'd love to see you so badly right this minute, it's just not not doable right away. So until then, Christian, I present to you....

Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest! :D

Starting October 1st I want you to count down the days with me until we meet by posting a new video of you on youtube everyday. But, it doesn't have to be anything really big. Just a 30 second blurb is perfection as it gives me a chance to see you, fresh faced, every day! I want to be with you so badly Christian and this will be like practice for me. Seeing you, every day, doing fun things! 1 video a day, for a total of 31 days, the last video being on the 31st of October, Halloween. For each video I want you do something different. I want you dress up as a different cute character! Get it? Halloween every day!! Yay!!! Any character you want to be - one of your sonichu characters maybe, or an anime or movie character, and make the costume however you like - who you choose to be and what you do for it will teach me more about you and what you like.

And during each video I want you to share a different piece of information about you with me. But, I want this information to be secrets or details you've never shared with anyone else. It doesn't have to be anything that big or unique, it can just be something little about your life. I want us to have no secrets between us sweetest! And this will be us being open, honest and having fun!!! Don't hide anything Chris, you should be proud of who you are - be true and honest!! In return, when we meet on November 1st… I will give myself to you. I don't wait any more, Chris. I want to give my being AND my body all to you! My Dad will pay for my hotel so we can go there and get dirty between the sheets together! Can you imagine?? How cool is that!!

However, you must must must do a video a day. If you miss a day or skip, the contest ends and you loose :( And then we have to wait to have sexy time because I'll need to think harder about things… but I don't want to think! Thinking is hard! The only hard thing I want in my life is YOU my darling Cripple doo!

Soooo, ready to play??? I know I am! xoxo

Jackie

P.S. Hey, since the contest won't start for about two weeks, in the meantime, how are your other drawings going? Have you picked [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] back up, or are you working on any other comic ideas? Ooh, could you make a little video for me? Make a video of yourself giving a little tour of your bedroom? I know about what one side of your room looks like from your recent videos, but I'd love to see like a 360 tour of your [[room]], all the stuff in it, your closet, your wardrobe, and so forth. Show me the significant things in your room and give me little backstories about where you got them and such. I really want to feel like I'm one with you, Chris. So when I first set foot into your room I'll feel like I've been there forever. :D If you have anything naaaaughty to share with me… then would be the time, too! Tell me about how we'll snuggle up in your bed and cuddle and wiiiiggle. heeheee! xox}}

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SingStar Challenge Round 5

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'''The fifth and final round''' of the [[SingStar Challenge]] saw the two competitors each sing a song at the other's request. [[IBAChandler]] sang two versions of "Can I Smell Yo Dick?" by Riskay. [[CChanSonichuCWC]] likewise performed two versions of "Lift your Eyes" by [[Wikipedia:Planetshakers|Planetshakers]].

==IBAChandler's Initial Entry==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "Smell Yo Duck"
| image = {{#ev:youtube|sEyos6YB2_o}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 05 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] [[Music]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = {{PokeShirt}} {{BrownLogoShirt}} PokeShirt and Brown Shirt with Logo
| previous = [[For_Kacey_from_CWC| For Kacey]]
| next = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#IBAChandler's Revised Entry | Smell Yo Duck Too]]
}}
{{quote|Can I smell yo d'''u'''ck?}}
Ian sings the final song, requested by CChanSonichuCWC, "Can I Smell Your Dick?", but changes the word "dick" to "[[duck]]" in each instance, therefore disqualifying him. However, in the information section of the video, Ian claims to be sorry for all that he has done to the real Chris and [[Kacey]], and says that they are both his close friends. This is classic Ian, kissing ass in hopes that he isn't disqualified for cheating, while at the same time threatening CChanSonichuCWC with arrest from Ian's personal detective if he doesn't renounce his CWC-dom. In both of the "Can I Smell Your Dick?" videos, Ian manages to pronounce roughly 10% of the lyrics, with the other 90% being incoherent babbling, implying that Ian made virtually no effort to learn the song before singing it.

===Transcript===
Hello, Chris. Well, I have been uh, mistaken, I have been in error, and I humbly apologize from the bottom of my heart. I did you wrong, I did Kacey wrong. But still, she had to know. That why I communicated in the first place. But she still cares about you, man. At least 'n that's you, you real lucky guy to er, get that. Even after lying to her like that for all of the time. But still, dude. My humblest apologies. Let's just hope we can put this behind us and please dude, please. Stop pretending to be me. It ain't worth it! It's not fun! You're gonna get yourself in jail, man! Identity theft is a serious crime! 'Specially after what you, the hefty bill you put up. Counterfeited my driver's license, with your picture on it. Counterfeited my high school diploma. Counterfeited my Piedmont degree. You've really got yourself up a big bill man. I hate to see uhh-d, I um, I mean, I will personally seen it, but I was talkin' to Kacey, she cares about you very much man. I just hate to break up the relationship between you and her. Especially one so HONEST, so TRUE. She loves you, man. I wuhh... things to make me feel bad. If you have to, if you end up going to jail after all this. So please dude, come clean. Yes, your name is Chris Chandler. That's it. No "-tian", No "Christopher", No "Ricardo". No "Weston". That's you man. So please man. Take off that paper medallion. Stop sellin' the fake merchandise, come clean, please. Come clean and I'll be right. Between you, between me, between Kacey. The whole world. Anyway I'll leave that up to you, as you sing "Lift Up Your Eyes" as I sing this track. Alright.

[''Chris dons a brown longsleeve shirt, and his orange Parappa the Rappa beanie. He wears a pair of sunglasses directly above his regular glasses.'']

Alright. Let's do this thing. Smell yo duck. From Riskay.

[''Smell Yo Dick from Riskay begins playing. Chris remains silent during the into, then sings along, badly. He replaces the word "dick" with "duck", violating the rules he thought up for his own contest.'']

[''Chris takes off his prescription glasses, and the eyeglasses fall in front of his eyes. He pushes them back up, and again they fall down. He repeats the process two other times before they stay.'']

The cards are on the table. You hold your hand. It's your move. Whatcha gonna do? Stop the charade, live freely, happily, or continue on and might end up in jail. Whatever you do, think about it while you sing "Lift Up Your Eyes" man. *[[sigh]]* Chris, you ok. You got your guitar playin'. You got more languages than I took. But still man, you need to quit pretendin'. With somebody you're not. [sings, awkwardly] God loves you by, your own name. Don't go makin' it look like someone else's. Especially with ID. Fake duhplomer and all that. Whatchyou gonna do, she gonna smell yo DUCK. Go ahead. Sing.

==Caught Cheating==
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = "Ian, (IMPOSTOR CWC) You Have 4 Hours or DISQUALIFICATION"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Y__-AXpzV7s}}
| Stardate = 5 [[August 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SingStar Challenge Round 4#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|C.W.C. SingStar #4: Think Twice, Eve 6 **ALSO SONG #5 CHOICE** ]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|THE Christian Weston Chandler's FINAL SingStar #5 Song. Lift Up Your Eyes, The Planetshakers]]
}}
After being caught by [[CChanSonichuCWC|the real Chris]] replacing every instance of the word "dick" with "duck", Chris is given four hours to sing the song TRUTHfully or face disqualification. Chris obliges, takes down the original and replaces it with a new version, then uploads the original just so the other can see his original message

===IBAChandler's Revised Entry===
{{Infobox/video
| name = "Smell Yo Dick Too"
| image = {{#ev:youtube|TKJgdG3NGEA}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 5 [[August 2009]]
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] [[Music]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Reason.png]] Reason
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = {{BrownLogoShirt}} Brown Shirt with Logo
| previous = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#IBAChandler's Initial Entry| Smell Yo Duck]]
| next = [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!| CHRIS CHANDLER]]
}}
{{quote|I ''said'' the word. Now lay off!}}

====Transcript====
Alright, Chris, we'll do this another time. But remember the nice words that I had said to you earlier, and I meant it from my heart. Remember...those words...I said to you. Can't say I didn't warn ya, Can't say I wasn't nice. But, I'm warnin' ya, dude, be goo- try- do the right thing. Okay, DJ Quest, do it!

[''holds the phone to his hear in silence through the intro'']

[''sings "Can I Smell Your Dick" (very badly)'']

[''throughout the song, Impostor gets more and more uncomfortable each time he has to say "dick"'']

[''at 3:32 he seems to gag or lose his breath'']

[''at 3:47 he makes another gagging noise'']

That's what you GET! I did the word. I SAID the word. Now lay off! Remember my words, I'll re-upload that video, so you can hear those words again, and again, and again...aside from the song. Fort-unfortunately I deleted it from my "EyeCreate" program, so I can't edit it. Now sing "Eye- now sing "Lift Up Your Eyes", and THINK about it. Go ahead, Chris.

==CChanSonichuCWC's Entry==
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = "Lift Up Your Eyes"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|yYJhW88dH-c}}
| Stardate = 6 [[August 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#IBAChandler's Revised Entry|Ian, (IMPOSTOR CWC) You Have 4 Hours or DISQUALIFICATION]]
| next = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#CChanSonichuCWC's Revised Entry| RE-DONE Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) Final SingStar Challenge Song! You're WELCOME, Ian. ]]
}}
{{quote|Well, here it is Ian, last song of the competition...}}

===Transcript===

Well, here it is Ian, last song of the competition. I'm almost sad is over. Then I remember how much of my identity you stole from me. Mmm. And I'll never get it back. Alright-well I already have it back. But, uh...you'll never take it.

[''CChan sings ''Lift Up Your Eyes'' by The Planetshakers, in a very [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]-like way'']

[At 2:08 he comments mid-song, "Tryin' to steal my girlfriend?" which is likely part of the reason Ian wants to disqualify it.]

==CChanSonichuCWC's Revised Entry==
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = "RE-DONE Lift Up Your Eyes"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6Kc_eyy_ENU}}
| Stardate = 7 [[August 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|THE Christian Weston Chandler's FINAL SingStar #5 Song. Lift Up Your Eyes, The Planetshakers]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC_Videos,_August-November_2009#Ian.2C_Talking_Time_is_Over._The_REAL_Christian_Weston_Chandler_is_SICK_of_Your_Lies._Come_CLEAN.| Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN. ]]
}}
This version was made after [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|allegations]] made by Ian Brandon Anderson about differences between the video and song lengths in the previous video. The Real Chris obliged, sang the complete song and noted the length of it.

===Transcript===
Hello Ian, [''sighs''] I said I'll sing-I'll sing your whole song but it's just the same thing over and over and over again you know? I mean, I don't see what's the point. You got some kind of secrets plan to troll me again? You know you troll me so much.

[''Chris sings, again in a very monotonous sound. Occasionally, after singing "And the Lord God almighty" he adds "and Jesus and the Mall Conductor Bear".'']

[''At the end, he yells "[[wikipedia:Sanctus|Holy, Holy, Holy]]" in a manner similar to the infamous [[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY cries]]'']

Mmm, yeah that was a pretty long song. Mmm, I agree.

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SingStar Challenge Round 5

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Chris's homes

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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|14 Branchland Court]]

Chris has lived all his life in the '''Commonwealth of Virginia''', leaving only to visit other parts of the United States on a few brief occasions. However, for a number of reasons, he's lived in different '''homes''' at different times in different areas of the state.

Chris was born and currently lives in [[Ruckersville]], a bumfuck town in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of [[Charlottesville]], inhabited by people similar to [[Bob Chandler]]. During most of his teenage years, he lived in a nearly identical suburb outside the city of Richmond, 77 miles (125 km) away, although his family later decided to return to Ruckersville after Chris finished high school.

==Richmond==
Richmond is the capital city of [[Virginia]], and former capital of the [[Wikipedia:Confederate States of America|Confederate States of America]]. Chesterfield County is just southwest of Richmond. Chris and his parents lived in this area from [[1992]] to [[2000]].

===Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments===
The '''Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments''' are a set of apartments in Richmond where the [[Chandler]] family lived from [[1992]] to [[1995]].

===Surrywood Subdivision===
The '''Surrywood Subdivision''' is an area of Richmond where the Chandlers lived from [[1995]] to [[1996]].

===Newberry Towne Subdivision===
The Newberry Towne Subdivision is an area in Chesterfield County<ref>[http://www.google.ca/search?q=site%3Achesterfield.gov+"newberry+towne" Chesterfield.gov]</ref> where the Chandlers lived at '''6008 Partingdale Circle'''<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 1</ref> from [[1996]] to [[2000]], Chris's [[high school]] years.

Chris claims to have "often" seen whooping cranes in the duck pond behind their domicile. Since Chesterfield County is somewhat far from Gray's Lake, Idaho, where the last whooping cranes exist, this is unlikely.

According to Chris, the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref> Chris has never discussed these rumors in any great detail, or mentioned whether they were a factor in the family's decision to move away from the Richmond area.

The Chandler family [[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 4|moved back]] to [[Ruckersville]] at the end of Chris's senior year.

{{-}}

==Ruckersville==
Chris spent his early years in [[Ruckersville]], VA, where the Chandlers reside at '''[[14 Branchland Court]]'''. He and [[Bob|his father]] moved to the Richmond area after Chris left the fourth grade due to a dispute with the local school system. According to [[100 2178|a video address]] Chris released on 8 [[May 2010]], the Chandlers tried to sell the Ruckersville house at some point during their time living outside Richmond, but were unable to do so. As a consequence, Chris says, they were forced to move back to Ruckersville after he graduated [[high school]].

==Chris and other states==
Chris has never left the state of Virginia, save for a trip to California for [[Cole Smithey|his brother's]] birthday,<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and his ill-fated road trip to Ohio to visit [[Julie]]. As a result, he has a very closed-minded view of other states. He automatically assumes that 18 is the [[Kathleen Nicole Wallace|age of consent]] in all states. Chris also seems to believe that all states share the same culture as his ass-backward retarded "Southern" home.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|Notes on former homes
Image:Cloverleaf Streetview.jpg|Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments
Image:0083-SurrywoodHouse.jpg|Surrywood
Image:0108-NewberryTowneHouse.jpg|Newberry Towne
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>

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Clyde E-mails

2011-09-28T05:53:08Z

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This set of '''Clyde e-mails''' showcases a collection of communications between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Clyde Cash]]. The e-mails show a number of things, the biggest thing of all is that, for a year, Chris had pined for [[PandaHalo]], going so far as to hold on to [[PSN]] accounts he created for her.

== Yo chris, check out Rabbichoso! It's gonna be big! — February 3, 2009 ==

{{Email|[[sonichu.info]], sorry for hijacking your old domain man, but a man's gotta advertise you know?

anyway, this is what i've been working on for a while. just to let you know.

love [[clyde]]}}

{{EmailReply|Your pencil sketches are truly a sight.

...A Sight for Ventilation Cracks. Your drawings are just terrible and sketchy.

Peace,<br>
Christian C.

P.S.

If [[Sarah]] is Truly with you right now, please ask her to e-mail me from her e-mail address very soon, so I can hear the Truth from her personal words.}}

== February 17, 2009 ==

{{quotebox|Clyde, I thank you for your offer to help me in my situation, in the event of my parent's passing. I will accept your offer to help, and when you call my family, please feel free to introduce yourself to them, talk politely to them, and state your business calmly and slowly. I will listen to you, in writing, so I can better understand you. Thank you.

Peace,<br>
Christian C.}}

{{Email|Chris, you've never accepted my help before, you've also ignored [[Vivian]]'s advice.

I haven't seen any change in your lifestyle. I hate lies, you know.

My message to you is just a warning. I mean, most men your age would have already moved out...

- Clyde}}

== February 24, 2009 ==

{{Email|We're sending [[Julie]] off to [[China]] in 9 hours.

You have failed me yet again, Chris-chan.

- Clyde}}

{{EmailReply|I have NOT failed you, sir, as a matter of fact, I am coming to Cleaveland tomorrow; I am preparing for my journey, my mind is set, and I have the support of God, my relatives and my friends. So quit trying to scare me, because it is NOT working; tomorrow morning, I am coming to Cleaveland, Ohio for Julie.

Christian C.}}

{{Email|I'll go buy the fanciest chocolate I can as I promised.

- Clyde}}

== February 27, 2009 ==

{{EmailReply|I traveled an 800+ Mile Round Trip to Cleveland, Ohio, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old red house with an elderly woman residing in it, but not you nor Julie; no one in that neighborhood even heard of Julie nor Max.

Go ahead, Laugh it up, but I want to THANK YOU very much for the Traveling Expierence; I actually did have a GREAT TIME on the road, and enjoyed the sights and views. :)

Peace,<br>
Christian C.}}

== Hi, Clyde — October 25, 2009 ==

{{EmailReply|I have a little something that I think you do not want spread around and around on the internet. A certain picture... "The itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout."

If you do not want this picture spread, then YOU DO AS I SAY.

I only ask for two things; a video on YOUR "TheGreggMays" [[YouTube]] where you SHOW YOUR TRUE FACE and TELL US ALL YOUR REAL NAME, WHERE YOU LIVE and that YOU are no better than a lowly catipiller with TRUE DETAILS ABOUT YOURSELF, and that you PROMISE, with BOTH HANDS facing the camera, that you will NEVER bother me, Christian Weston Chandler, or do any Villanous [[Trolling]] EVER AGAIN.

And the other thing is simply to cut yourself AWAY from the [[internet]] and LEAVE ME AND MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ALONE FOREVER.

You have until October 26, 2009 at 11:30 PM. You fufill my wishes, and I Promise, Hand-To-God, to delete ALL traces of the picture from all my hard drives. If you do not, or fail to respond by the deadline, I'll show off your pic for all to see.

Live in Peace or Stress; Make Your Choice.

Sincerely,<br>
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{Email|You don't have the balls to do anything.}}

== A real man fights with no weapons. — March 11, 2010 ==

{{Email|Also, you're still mad? God damn, it's been a year, get over it.

(She isn't [[dead]]. I lied about that to get you to stop pursuing her.)

If you actually did some research (which I knew you wouldn't do) the fires weren't even near [[Sarah]]. Congrats, you fail at everything.}}

{{EmailReply|You still [[rape]]d her, and you got her pregnant, you bastard! I will never forgive you for that!}}

{{Email|It isn't rape if she enjoys it :D

Also my daughter's name is Penny. I'll make sure you never touch her you sick bastard.}}

== I have one request for you, Clyde. — March 13, 2010 ==
{{EmailReply|I still have full control over the [[PSN]] account I had originally created
for Sarah; considering you have a [[PS3]] or two, and IF she really is
alive, I would like to hand over control of that account directly to
her. I've held onto it for over a year, so I'm not going to give it to
her through you.

All I ask is for SARAH, herself, to e-mail me within the next few days
from her old e-mail (@gmail.com) address, of which the account is
linked to. I want her to tell me in her own words, in great detail,
what had happened
since she and I last talked in December of 2008. And I want her to
attach a current .jpg photo of herself (a family photo with you and/or
"Penny" is optional).

After I have the full confirmation and confidence that it is her truly,
I will e-mail her the current password to her PSN, so then she may do
with it as she pleases; change the mailing address, update the e-mail,
change the password, etc. And I can feel better knowing I can
relinquish the account from my PS3 with her having full control of it.
ONLY I am on her Friends List, and I would appreciate it if it would
stay that way (do not remove me).

Clyde, if you permit me this one communication between her and me, I will forgive you for all of your misdeeds against me, and Sarah, and leave you all be peace (with you leaving me and mine be peace as well).

This is all I ask, so I can make certain she has been alive and well and move on with that little peace of mind.

I thank you for your time in reading this message, good sir. And I wish you a good and safe day.

Christian W. Chandler.}}

== Panda Correspondence — March 17, 2010 ==

{{quoteboxred|Chris, this is the only time I will talk to you again.

After Clyde came over and raped me, it turns out that I had a sex addiction. For the next few weeks, he satisfied my lusty cravings but then I remembered you.

Clyde placed a bet with me that you would forget about me in a day. Then he set up this 13 year old boy and you know what happened after that.

This is why I despise you, you fell for another woman instantly. You did not give a shit about me. This is why that girl you are complaining about hates you. Because it is obvious you do not care about her. All you care about is your stupid PS3 and your shitty PSN account. Also I do not care about the [[LittleBigPlanet|littlebigplanet]] account, keep it.

Here is a picture from Christmas with Penny at two months old.<br>
http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/1981/happyfamily.png

I am through. Do not email me again.

Sarah}}

{{quotebox|That's cool. I wanted to make sure you were alive, safe and well; that is all. Did Clyde show you some of things I did in your memory during the time I had thought you were dead? I did a LOT of stuff dedicated to your memory between a few videos on YouTube and in the Sonichu Comic pages, which B.T.W. I have kept my promise and used your past [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] fanart as the cover of Book 10. And I put a memorial page at the end of the book as well (granted the end of the episode needs improvement, and I am working on that).

I had kept you in my heart and worried about you for over a year since I had read the article in the Washington Post of the Bushfires in Australia January of 2009. I had not heard from you since then; I had assumed the worst. I mourned over the loss during the time.

I had to move on, because I had thought you were dead. It PAINED me worse for like over a month since I read that article. Clyde underestimates me, and he exaggerates on how quickly I moved on. At this time, I don't expect you to believe me on that. It pained me more, because I had two items I was going to give to you. The PSN account, and a Musical Birthday Card with Eric and "Jennifer Lopez" singing "Don't be fooled by all my money, I still like to eat tacos, honey. So crispy on the outside, so super good and yummy." I still have that card. And I think fondly of you and our time together every time I hear or think of that Taco Song. I'd say "Taco, Taco"; you'd say "Burrito, Burrito". And I can never forget that time you and I role-played a day in home-life between you, me, baby [[Crystal]] and [[Reginald]]. I adopted Reginald to be the name I give to my first son ever since then. It is a good name.

You have made me and my life feel a lot better during our time, and some after. I thank you for that.

Anyway, the PSN account I had made for you; you can give it to Penny, and let her have fun with it when she's old enough. The current password is "sonichugirl76". It's a LOT more than LittleBiGPlanet.

I will not contact you anymore after this, so I bid you a happy life with your family. It is good to hear that you have been alive, safe and well this whole time. You will always have a special place in my heart.

Stay Safe with Love and Peace,<br>
Christian Weston Chandler.}}

{{quotebox|It's not much, but here's the Profile Save Data I had created on my PS3 under your PSN; just copy it to an SD Card, find the PS3 Save Data on the PS3 XMB, select SD card and copy the data. You will be later prompted the option to import the Profile Data, or it may load from it. Make sure the PS3 you use has ALL of the LBP ADD-Ons downloaded onto its HDD from the online Store. Please enjoy it.}}

== Panda — May 3, 2010 ==

{{quoteboxred|Dear Christian,

Penny is sleeping now. Clyde is at work, so I am sneaking on his PC.

Despite the distance between us, and the months neglected, I do care about you Christian. I worry about you and what the [[trolls]] are doing. While entertaining his friends Friday evening, I overheard Clyde boasting over cards to his new hispanic friend. It is why I am writing you now, Christian. I think I know how the trolls keep getting your info.

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/PS3/How_the_PS3_is_Hacked

Clyde put in a type of mod chip in your PS3. It broadcasts information to the trolls. I do not know how long it has been in there, but I have a feeling its been there for years. I urge you to make haste and take care of this, Christian. And remember me, always, as you do.

Godspeed,<br>
Sarah McKenzie }}

{{quotebox|Thank you, Sarah. I want you to know that it really makes me feel
better knowing that YOU still care about me. I am happy and most
appreciative of you being a big part of my life and the effects you've
contributed. You will always have a place in my heart forever.

I wish you and Penny the best of blessings.

Love and Peace,<br>
Christian.}}

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