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February 2011

2011-01-27T02:04:57Z

Devngel:

'''February 2011'''.

==Events==
*14 February - Chris still won't have a [[virgin with rage|valentine]] OR will have an [[boyfriend-free girl|imaginary]] one this year.
*24 February - Chris's 29th birthday.
*25 February - ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' will have gone one year without a single new page.
{{Timeline}}

February 2011

2011-01-27T02:04:00Z

Devngel:

'''February 2011'''.

==Events==
*14 February - Chris will have [[virgin with rage|no valentine]] OR an [[boyfriend-free girl|imaginary]] one this year.
*24 February - Chris's 29th birthday.
*25 February - ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' will have gone one year without a single new page.
{{Timeline}}

2011

2010-12-21T05:50:59Z

Devngel:

Things <s>planned</s> that will happen in '''2011''':

[[Image:FutureChris.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in '''2011''']]
[[Image:The toppling of Christian.jpg|thumb|'''February 24:''' A year after the proclamation of [[Christian Love Day]], the citizens of [[CWCville]] revolt against their tyrant, undoing all the damage done in his "crusade of [[Honest Content|honesty]]"]]
[[Image:Sonichuspore1.png|thumb|"ALL Sonichus are [[Homos|STRAIGHT]]!"]]
* '''SPOILER ALERT:''' Chris still [[virgin with rage|won't have a girlfriend]]
* A new page of [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] will finally be released.
*[[Scampers Chandler|Scampers]] runs away. ''(go go Scampers! :3)''
*''[[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]'' is finally ported to consoles. Chris immediately makes Sonichu and Rosechu creatures. In a fundamental misunderstanding of how the game works, he flips out when it appears Sonichu is having [[Homos|gay]] sex with a clone of himself in Creature Stage. Chris accuses [[Wikipedia:Will Wright (game designer)|Will Wright]] of being a damn dirty troll.
*[[Bob Chandler]] finally goes to cut down the [[Internet]] in Heaven.
*[[Autism|High Functioning Autism]] is officially recognized by the [[America]]n Psychological Association and listed in DSM-V.
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' & ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu the Game]]'' are released as [[Hex Bawx|Kinect]] exclusive titles, earning Chris millions and mad [[lie|poon]], but at the compromise of his beliefs. Chris later sues Microsoft to cease publication of his game and port it to [[Wii]] and [[PS3]]. He loses the lawsuit and is ordered to repay all of the revenue he made from his games.
*Hasbro, in cooperation with [[The Miscreants]], releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "[[Kick the Autistic]]" which quickly becomes America's favorite game.
*Having made millions of dollars from their famous game, [[Clyde Cash]] is able to bring his organization back into the public. He then enlists the help of [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[User:Cogsdev|Webmaster Cogsdev]] to construct a network of proxy A.I.s to run all future organized trolling from then on out. Clyde is then allowed to retire in peace, knowing [[Ryan Cash|his brother's]] will had been carried on...
*With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, [[Barbara Chandler]] attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter.
*Chris goes to the [[Charlottesville]] [[Mal-Wart]] armed with an [[IBA Chandler]] sniper rifle. In a fit of tard [[rage]], he fires at several [[manager]]s and [[boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend un-free boys]], missing every time.
*Chris is sentenced to six months house arrest for his failed rampage. He starts storming [[YouTube]] with meaningless [[PSEye]] videos again and tries to convince women to come to his house.
*Chris is released from house arrest, and soon proceeds to run over two people with [[Son-Chu]] while pretending his car is a <s>[[Transformers|Transformer]]</s> [[Metal Gear|walking battle tank]].
*For his crime, Chris is sentenced to two years in prison. He struggles to STAY STRAIGHT, but is raped by [[niggos]] daily.
*Chris is let off after one month for good behavior, and is instead sentenced to house arrest, yet again...
*Virginian [[police]] discover the corpse of a [[Zapina|14-year-old girl]] who had been [[rape]]d several miles from [[14 Branchland Court]]. Numerous signs of trauma to her [[vagina]], traces of [[semen]] and [[Fanta]] are found on the corpse. However, the chemicals in the Fanta completely destroyed any DNA, hindering the investigation. Officer [[Bagget|Marcus Baggett]] is put in charge of the investigation, and personally swears to bring the perpetrator to justice.
*Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past [[gal pal]]s and then attempts to create the "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]" by stitching together their various body parts and tries to reanimate them using the Anchuent powers of his [[Amnyfest Ring]], the [[Heart Torch of Fail]], and his [[PS3]]. None of the methods work.
*Chris proceeds to instead stick the Heart Torch of Fail up his ass and creates Crystal, who later dies 5 seconds after seeing her father. Chris then rapes her corpse.
*After removing said object from his ass, he finds out at least 15 [[Pixelblocks]] are trapped in his ass. He is hospitalized for a week.
*Chris sets a [[wii|wiimote]] to [[homos|vibrate]], and shoves it up his ass
*[[Patti-Chan]] is resurrected by Maya shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun: the end has begun.
*Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in Son-Chu down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a [[McDonald's]], forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a vintage [[Megatron Pistol|WWII German pistol]], Officer Baggett orders Chris to put the gun down. Chris replies "[[random-access humor|Down where? All that's down there is the ground]]" and starts charging a [[curse ye ha me ha]] attack. Police are forced to open fire. Footage of Chris being gunned down is broadcast live across the country, resulting in Bagget's promotion to police commissioner.
*Barbara's corpse is discovered during a search on their house, half-eaten by [[Kitty]] and a zombie-esque Patti.
*Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing.
*The CWC Saga is declared over, and heroic [[trolls]] everywhere retire in peace to live happy successful lives. The [[CWCki]] is left up as a monument to Christian's [[fail]].
*Chris's body is sent off to NASA, who after extensive research discover that Chris really was a hedgehog all along.
*On [[Christmas]] Day 2011, scientists announce that they had created a cure for [[autism]], derived from chemicals found in Christian's body.
*''Chris-Chan: An Autistic Odyssey'' is picked up by Warner Bros and quickly becomes the most popular horror film of all time (starring Philip Seymour Hoffman as Chris, Clint Eastwood as Bob, Kathy Bates as Barbara, Ulliel Gaspard as [[Liquid]], Emma Watson as [[Kacey]], Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino as [[Clyde Cash]], Ken Leung as [[Mao]], Rebecca Hall as [[Vivian Gee]], Jason Scott Lee as [[Surfshack Tito]], Ashley Tisdale as [[Sarah Hammer]], Ellen Page as [[Megan]], Samuel L. Jackson as [[Jerkhief]], Tom Baker as [[Michael Snyder]], Judi Dench as [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and Jaleel White as the voice of Sonichu). [[Cole Smithey]] tarnishes the film by giving it the only negative review.

<gallery>
Image:SchuRL.jpg|[[Sonichu]] in '''2011'''.
Image:Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]] in '''2011'''.
Image:Alenci.jpg|[[Angelica]] in '''2011'''.
Image:Simonl.jpg|What [[Simonla]] could have looked like in '''2011'''.
</gallery>

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2011

2010-12-21T05:45:35Z

Devngel:

Things <s>planned</s> that will happen in '''2011''':

[[Image:FutureChris.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in '''2011''']]
[[Image:The toppling of Christian.jpg|thumb|'''February 24:''' A year after the proclamation of [[Christian Love Day]], the citizens of [[CWCville]] revolt against their tyrant, undoing all the damage done in his "crusade of [[Honest Content|honesty]]"]]
[[Image:Sonichuspore1.png|thumb|"ALL Sonichus are [[Homos|STRAIGHT]]!"]]
* A new page of [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] will finally be released.
*[[Scampers Chandler|Scampers]] runs away. ''(go go Scampers! :3)''
*''[[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]'' is finally ported to consoles. Chris immediately makes Sonichu and Rosechu creatures. In a fundamental misunderstanding of how the game works, he flips out when it appears Sonichu is having [[Homos|gay]] sex with a clone of himself in Creature Stage. Chris accuses [[Wikipedia:Will Wright (game designer)|Will Wright]] of being a damn dirty troll.
*[[Bob Chandler]] finally goes to cut down the [[Internet]] in Heaven.
*[[Autism|High Functioning Autism]] is officially recognized by the [[America]]n Psychological Association and listed in DSM-V.
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' & ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu the Game]]'' are released as [[Hex Bawx|Kinect]] exclusive titles, earning Chris millions and mad [[lie|poon]], but at the compromise of his beliefs. Chris later sues Microsoft to cease publication of his game and port it to [[Wii]] and [[PS3]]. He loses the lawsuit and is ordered to repay all of the revenue he made from his games.
*Hasbro, in cooperation with [[The Miscreants]], releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "[[Kick the Autistic]]" which quickly becomes America's favorite game.
*Having made millions of dollars from their famous game, [[Clyde Cash]] is able to bring his organization back into the public. He then enlists the help of [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[User:Cogsdev|Webmaster Cogsdev]] to construct a network of proxy A.I.s to run all future organized trolling from then on out. Clyde is then allowed to retire in peace, knowing [[Ryan Cash|his brother's]] will had been carried on...
*With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, [[Barbara Chandler]] attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter.
*Chris goes to the [[Charlottesville]] [[Mal-Wart]] armed with an [[IBA Chandler]] sniper rifle. In a fit of tard [[rage]], he fires at several [[manager]]s and [[boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend un-free boys]], missing every time.
*Chris is sentenced to six months house arrest for his failed rampage. He starts storming [[YouTube]] with meaningless [[PSEye]] videos again and tries to convince women to come to his house.
*Chris is released from house arrest, and soon proceeds to run over two people with [[Son-Chu]] while pretending his car is a <s>[[Transformers|Transformer]]</s> [[Metal Gear|walking battle tank]].
*For his crime, Chris is sentenced to two years in prison. He struggles to STAY STRAIGHT, but is raped by [[niggos]] daily.
*Chris is let off after one month for good behavior, and is instead sentenced to house arrest, yet again...
*Virginian [[police]] discover the corpse of a [[Zapina|14-year-old girl]] who had been [[rape]]d several miles from [[14 Branchland Court]]. Numerous signs of trauma to her [[vagina]], traces of [[semen]] and [[Fanta]] are found on the corpse. However, the chemicals in the Fanta completely destroyed any DNA, hindering the investigation. Officer [[Bagget|Marcus Baggett]] is put in charge of the investigation, and personally swears to bring the perpetrator to justice.
*Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past [[gal pal]]s and then attempts to create the "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]" by stitching together their various body parts and tries to reanimate them using the Anchuent powers of his [[Amnyfest Ring]], the [[Heart Torch of Fail]], and his [[PS3]]. None of the methods work.
*Chris proceeds to instead stick the Heart Torch of Fail up his ass and creates Crystal, who later dies 5 seconds after seeing her father. Chris then rapes her corpse.
*After removing said object from his ass, he finds out at least 15 [[Pixelblocks]] are trapped in his ass. He is hospitalized for a week.
*Chris sets a [[wii|wiimote]] to [[homos|vibrate]], and shoves it up his ass
*[[Patti-Chan]] is resurrected by Maya shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun: the end has begun.
*Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in Son-Chu down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a [[McDonald's]], forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a vintage [[Megatron Pistol|WWII German pistol]], Officer Baggett orders Chris to put the gun down. Chris replies "[[random-access humor|Down where? All that's down there is the ground]]" and starts charging a [[curse ye ha me ha]] attack. Police are forced to open fire. Footage of Chris being gunned down is broadcast live across the country, resulting in Bagget's promotion to police commissioner.
*Barbara's corpse is discovered during a search on their house, half-eaten by [[Kitty]] and a zombie-esque Patti.
*Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing.
*The CWC Saga is declared over, and heroic [[trolls]] everywhere retire in peace to live happy successful lives. The [[CWCki]] is left up as a monument to Christian's [[fail]].
*Chris's body is sent off to NASA, who after extensive research discover that Chris really was a hedgehog all along.
*On [[Christmas]] Day 2011, scientists announce that they had created a cure for [[autism]], derived from chemicals found in Christian's body.
*''Chris-Chan: An Autistic Odyssey'' is picked up by Warner Bros and quickly becomes the most popular horror film of all time (starring Philip Seymour Hoffman as Chris, Clint Eastwood as Bob, Kathy Bates as Barbara, Ulliel Gaspard as [[Liquid]], Emma Watson as [[Kacey]], Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino as [[Clyde Cash]], Ken Leung as [[Mao]], Rebecca Hall as [[Vivian Gee]], Jason Scott Lee as [[Surfshack Tito]], Ashley Tisdale as [[Sarah Hammer]], Ellen Page as [[Megan]], Samuel L. Jackson as [[Jerkhief]], Tom Baker as [[Michael Snyder]], Judi Dench as [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and Jaleel White as the voice of Sonichu). [[Cole Smithey]] tarnishes the film by giving it the only negative review.

<gallery>
Image:SchuRL.jpg|[[Sonichu]] in '''2011'''.
Image:Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]] in '''2011'''.
Image:Alenci.jpg|[[Angelica]] in '''2011'''.
Image:Simonl.jpg|What [[Simonla]] could have looked like in '''2011'''.
</gallery>

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2011

2010-10-28T07:09:12Z

Devngel:

Things <s>planned</s> that will happen in '''2011''':

[[Image:FutureChris.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in '''2011''']]
[[Image:The toppling of Christian.jpg|thumb|'''February 24:''' A year after the proclamation of [[Christian Love Day]], the citizens of [[CWCville]] revolt against their tyrant, undoing all the damage done in his "crusade of [[Honest Content|honesty]]"]]

* A new page of [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] will finally be released.
*[[Scampers Chandler|Scampers]] runs away. ''(go go Scampers! :3)''
*''[[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]'' is finally ported to consoles. Chis immediately makes Sonichu and Rosechu creatures. In a fundamental misunderstanding of how the game works, Chris flips out when it appears Sonichu is having [[Homos|gay]] sex with a clone of himself in Creature Stage. Chris accuses [[Wikipedia:Will Wright (game designer)|Will Wright]] of being a damn dirty troll.
*[[Bob Chandler]] finally goes to cut down the [[Internet]] in Heaven.
*[[Autism|High Functioning Autism]] is officially recognized by the [[America]]n Psychological Association and listed in DSM-V.
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' & ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu the Game]]'' are released as [[Hex Bawx|Kinect]] exclusive titles, earning Chris millions and mad [[lie|poon]], but at the compromise of his beliefs. Chris later sues Microsoft to cease publication of his game and port it to [[Wii]] and [[PS3]]. He loses the lawsuit and is ordered to repay all of the revenue he made from his games.
*Hasbro, in cooperation with [[The Miscreants]], releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "[[Kick the Autistic]]" which quickly becomes America's favorite game.
*Having made millions of dollars from their famous game, [[Clyde Cash]] is able to bring his organization back into the public. He then enlists the help of [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[User:Cogsdev|Webmaster Cogsdev]] to construct a network of proxy A.I.s to run all future organized trolling from then on out. Clyde is then allowed to retire in peace, knowing [[Ryan Cash|his brother's]] will had been carried on...
*With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, [[Barbara Chandler]] attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter.
*Chris goes to the [[Charlottesville]] [[Mal-Wart]] armed with an [[IBA Chandler]] sniper rifle. In a fit of tard [[rage]], he fires at several [[manager]]s and [[boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend un-free boys]], missing every time.
*Chris is sentenced to six months house arrest for his failed rampage. He starts storming [[YouTube]] with meaningless [[PSEye]] videos again and tries to convince women to come to his house.
*Chris is released from house arrest, and soon proceeds to run over two people with [[Son-Chu]] while pretending his car is a <s>[[Transformers|Transformer]]</s> [[Metal Gear|walking battle tank]].
*For his crime, Chris is sentenced to two years in prison. He struggles to STAY STRAIGHT, but is raped by [[niggos]] daily.
*Chris is let off after one month for good behavior, and is instead sentenced to house arrest, yet again...
*Virginian [[police]] discover the corpse of a [[Zapina|14-year-old girl]] who had been [[rape]]d several miles from [[14 Branchland Court]]. Numerous signs of trauma to her [[vagina]], traces of [[semen]] and [[Fanta]] are found on the corpse. However, the chemicals in the Fanta completely destroyed any DNA, hindering the investigation. Officer [[Bagget|Marcus Baggett]] is put in charge of the investigation, and personally swears to bring the perpetrator to justice.
*Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past [[gal pal]]s and then attempts to create the "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]" by stitching together their various body parts and tries to reanimate them using the Anchuent powers of his [[Amnyfest Ring]], the [[Heart Torch of Fail]], and his [[PS3]]. None of the methods work.
*Chris proceeds to instead stick the Heart Torch of Fail up his ass and creates Crystal, who later dies 5 seconds after seeing her father. Chris then rapes her corpse.
*After removing said object from his ass, he finds out at least 15 [[Pixelblocks]] are trapped in his ass. He is hospitalized for a week.
*[[Patti-Chan]] is resurrected by Maya shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun: the end has begun.
*Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in Son-Chu down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a [[McDonald's]], forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a vintage [[Megatron Pistol|WWII German pistol]], Officer Baggett orders Chris to put the gun down. Chris replies "[[random-access humor|Down where? All that's down there is the ground]]" and starts charging a [[curse ye ha me ha]] attack. Police are forced to open fire. Footage of Chris being gunned down is broadcast live across the country, resulting in Bagget's promotion to police commissioner.
*Barbara's corpse is discovered during a search on their house, half-eaten by [[Kitty]] and a zombie-esque Patti.
*Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing.
*The CWC Saga is declared over, and heroic [[trolls]] everywhere retire in peace to live happy successful lives. The [[CWCki]] is left up as a monument to Christian's [[fail]].
*Chris's body is sent off to NASA, who after extensive research discover that Chris really was a hedgehog all along.
*On [[Christmas]] Day 2011, scientists announce that they had created a cure for autism, derived from chemicals found in Christian's body.
* The Trojan and Durex condom companies decide to use Chris' videos as commercials. People are now practicing safe sex relentlessly to prevent the 1 in 115 chance of having a child like Chris. The Condom Company has now surpassed Microsoft, and became the first multi trillion dollar industry
*''Chris-Chan: An Autistic Odyssey'' is picked up by Warner Bros and quickly becomes the most popular horror film of all time (starring Philip Seymour Hoffman as Chris, Clint Eastwood as Bob, Kathy Bates as Barbara, Ulliel Gaspard as [[Liquid]], Emma Watson as [[Kacey]], The Situation as [[Clyde Cash]], Ken Leung as [[Mao]], Rebecca Hall as [[Vivian Gee]], Jason Scott Lee as [[Surfshack Tito]], Ashley Tisdale as [[Sarah Hammer]], Ellen Page as [[Megan]], Samuel L. Jackson as [[Jerkhief]], Tom Baker as [[Michael Snyder]], and Judi Dench as [[Mary Lee Walsh]]). [[Cole Smithey]] tarnishes the film by giving it the only negative review.

<gallery>
Image:SchuRL.jpg|[[Sonichu]] in '''2011'''.
Image:Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]] in '''2011'''.
Image:Alenci.jpg|[[Angelica]] in '''2011'''.
Image:Simonl.jpg|What [[Simonla]] could have looked like in '''2011'''.
</gallery>

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Naïve

2010-10-28T05:07:07Z

Devngel: /* Ways in which Chris is naïve */

[[Image:Naivewater.png|150px|right]]

{{quote|oh, BTW, YOUR NASAL VOICE IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.
But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.|Chris on the dreaded word<ref>From a YouTube comment to [[Liquid Chris]] on the [[REAL_Protest_against_the_FAKE#Youtube_comments_from_Chris|REAL Protest against the FAKE]] video.</ref>}}

{{quote|You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.|
Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride, giving his opinion on the matter}}

'''Naïve''' is one of [[Chris]]'s most-used insults; despite this, it is apparently his least favorite word.<ref>From [[Mailbag_21#Chris%27s_favorite_curse_word_is_an_%22F%22_followed_by_3_asterisks|Mailbag 21]].</ref>. According to Merriam-Webster's English dictionary, the word "naïve" means "deficient in worldly wisdom or informed judgment; especially: credulous"<ref>[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/naive Merriam-Webster's online entry about "naïve"]</ref>; Chris, however, defines it in his [[The July 10th Messages|July 10th Messages]] as merely "questioning one's intelligence", showing that he only understands the most overly simplified definition of the word. By the time of the [[Jackie e-mails]], he had apparently corrected his definition outwardly, but unless he really cares about his [[Virgin with rage|non-existent experience]], he probably still believes it simply means "stupid".<ref>"Naive; it questions my mentality and experience."</ref> In the [[Wallflower E-mails]], he finally uses the correct definition, confirming that "naive" is really just an unacceptable jab at his [[ego|unwarranted self-importance]].<ref>ibid. "My least favorite word of ALL time is "naive", [[random-access humor|NOT because of how it is spelt]], but it questions and belittles ones intelligence and experience. I am well-experienced and knowledgeable in a lot of things." Note that the Wallflower did not ask him for this answer.</ref> He also refers to it as "the cruelest of words". He often pairs it with "[[autism|retard]]", "[[slow in the mind]]", or one of his many other [[CWC-ism]] insults.

Chris has called others ([[Liquid_Chris|largely]] [[Alec_Benson_Leary|trolls]]) "naïve" on many occasions. During the Liquid Saga, he remarked that the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] sounds "[[CCWC%27s_Final_Warning_to_the_Second_CWC|about as bad as the word naïve to me now]]". It has never occurred to Chris that assuming that other people find the word "naïve" as offensive as he does is — well — naïve.

The origins of Chris's disdain for this word likely come from occasions when it has been used against him in attempts to give him constructive criticism, such as the [[Vivian Gee E-mails]]. He seems to have twisted its original, relatively polite meaning into the worst insult he can muster. When [[Father Call|Kacey's father]] called him naïve, Chris became enraged, almost to the point of threatening physical violence.

Ironically, back in the comics, he's accurately used it to describe himself in a non-condescending way, being "naive about dating during young adult years", suggesting that he once understood its definition properly.

=== Ways in which Chris is naïve ===

* He believes that [[Sonichu]] is a [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|popular internet topic with millions of fans]]. Despite all of the evidence proving that Sonichu has no real fans (only 5,000 or so trolls), he continues to believe in this delusion on the grounds that he is an "[[Mailbag_53|optimist]]."
* He believes that swallowing his own [[Navy|semen]] will keep his sperm count high.
* He believes that everyone [[Recycling|shares]] [[Death threats|his]] [[Mass Debating|bad]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|habits]].
* He is under the impression that [[Asperger_syndrome|Asperger's]] must be completely different from [[Autism|High Functioning Autism]] due to their different names, despite [[Mailbag_4#Chris_the_close-minded|lacking]] any [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|proof]] to back this belief, or the fact that people who study and research these disorders for a living prove that they are similar.
* He thinks that all [[Homos|gays]] are [[Chris|malicious perverts]] that want to have [[Chris and Health|anal]] [[Chris and Sex|sex]], the same beliefs as the [[Wikipedia:Westboro_Baptist_Church|Westboro Baptist Church]].
* He believes that [[Sonichu_(character)|cartoon characters]] are [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_2|real, living beings]] that exist in an alternate [[CWCville|world]].<ref>From the [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_2|second]] of the [[Alec Benson Leary calls]].</ref>
* He believes that [[Chris_and_Copyright#Copyright_registration|registering "digital drawings"]] with the Library of Congress gives him [[Chris_and_his_ego|complete control]] over [[Fan:Index|anything]] done with [[Sonichu]].<ref>The subject of the video "[[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]."</ref>
* He believes that simply being alive counts as "experience", despite the fact that he never goes out to experience anything.
* He believes that [[Wikipedia:Correlation_implies_causation_(logical_fallacy)|correlation implies causation]]; or, that if he demands something happen (mostly via [[Attention_All_Sonichu_Fans_(NOT_HATERS)|YouTube video]] or his [[Death_threats#Cogsdev|now]]-[[Mailbag_18#In_which_Chris_believes_he_has_magic_powers_(srsly)|abandoned]] [[Cwcipedia|website]]), and - by some miracle - it happens, then his demands must have caused the desired effect. These effects include death or extreme misfortune for people, and downtime or content removal for websites.
* He believes that marijuana is simply a more dangerous [[Tobacky|cigarette]].
*He believed that people who had been insulting and playing tricks on him for years would actually fulfill [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|their promise]] to give him $9,001 for [[The MovingForward videos|smashing]] his [[PS3]].

==Sauce==
<references />

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Naïve

2010-10-28T05:06:45Z

Devngel: /* Ways in which Chris is naïve */

[[Image:Naivewater.png|150px|right]]

{{quote|oh, BTW, YOUR NASAL VOICE IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.
But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.|Chris on the dreaded word<ref>From a YouTube comment to [[Liquid Chris]] on the [[REAL_Protest_against_the_FAKE#Youtube_comments_from_Chris|REAL Protest against the FAKE]] video.</ref>}}

{{quote|You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.|
Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride, giving his opinion on the matter}}

'''Naïve''' is one of [[Chris]]'s most-used insults; despite this, it is apparently his least favorite word.<ref>From [[Mailbag_21#Chris%27s_favorite_curse_word_is_an_%22F%22_followed_by_3_asterisks|Mailbag 21]].</ref>. According to Merriam-Webster's English dictionary, the word "naïve" means "deficient in worldly wisdom or informed judgment; especially: credulous"<ref>[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/naive Merriam-Webster's online entry about "naïve"]</ref>; Chris, however, defines it in his [[The July 10th Messages|July 10th Messages]] as merely "questioning one's intelligence", showing that he only understands the most overly simplified definition of the word. By the time of the [[Jackie e-mails]], he had apparently corrected his definition outwardly, but unless he really cares about his [[Virgin with rage|non-existent experience]], he probably still believes it simply means "stupid".<ref>"Naive; it questions my mentality and experience."</ref> In the [[Wallflower E-mails]], he finally uses the correct definition, confirming that "naive" is really just an unacceptable jab at his [[ego|unwarranted self-importance]].<ref>ibid. "My least favorite word of ALL time is "naive", [[random-access humor|NOT because of how it is spelt]], but it questions and belittles ones intelligence and experience. I am well-experienced and knowledgeable in a lot of things." Note that the Wallflower did not ask him for this answer.</ref> He also refers to it as "the cruelest of words". He often pairs it with "[[autism|retard]]", "[[slow in the mind]]", or one of his many other [[CWC-ism]] insults.

Chris has called others ([[Liquid_Chris|largely]] [[Alec_Benson_Leary|trolls]]) "naïve" on many occasions. During the Liquid Saga, he remarked that the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] sounds "[[CCWC%27s_Final_Warning_to_the_Second_CWC|about as bad as the word naïve to me now]]". It has never occurred to Chris that assuming that other people find the word "naïve" as offensive as he does is — well — naïve.

The origins of Chris's disdain for this word likely come from occasions when it has been used against him in attempts to give him constructive criticism, such as the [[Vivian Gee E-mails]]. He seems to have twisted its original, relatively polite meaning into the worst insult he can muster. When [[Father Call|Kacey's father]] called him naïve, Chris became enraged, almost to the point of threatening physical violence.

Ironically, back in the comics, he's accurately used it to describe himself in a non-condescending way, being "naive about dating during young adult years", suggesting that he once understood its definition properly.

=== Ways in which Chris is naïve ===

* He believes that [[Sonichu]] is a [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|popular internet topic with millions of fans]]. Despite all of the evidence proving that Sonichu has no real fans (only 5,000 or so trolls), he continues to believe in this delusion on the grounds that he is an "[[Mailbag_53|optimist]]."
* He believes that swallowing his own [[Reycling|semen]] will keep his sperm count high.
* He believes that everyone [[Recycling|shares]] [[Death threats|his]] [[Mass Debating|bad]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|habits]].
* He is under the impression that [[Asperger_syndrome|Asperger's]] must be completely different from [[Autism|High Functioning Autism]] due to their different names, despite [[Mailbag_4#Chris_the_close-minded|lacking]] any [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|proof]] to back this belief, or the fact that people who study and research these disorders for a living prove that they are similar.
* He thinks that all [[Homos|gays]] are [[Chris|malicious perverts]] that want to have [[Chris and Health|anal]] [[Chris and Sex|sex]], the same beliefs as the [[Wikipedia:Westboro_Baptist_Church|Westboro Baptist Church]].
* He believes that [[Sonichu_(character)|cartoon characters]] are [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_2|real, living beings]] that exist in an alternate [[CWCville|world]].<ref>From the [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_2|second]] of the [[Alec Benson Leary calls]].</ref>
* He believes that [[Chris_and_Copyright#Copyright_registration|registering "digital drawings"]] with the Library of Congress gives him [[Chris_and_his_ego|complete control]] over [[Fan:Index|anything]] done with [[Sonichu]].<ref>The subject of the video "[[Red_Letter_CWC_Certified_Day|Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]."</ref>
* He believes that simply being alive counts as "experience", despite the fact that he never goes out to experience anything.
* He believes that [[Wikipedia:Correlation_implies_causation_(logical_fallacy)|correlation implies causation]]; or, that if he demands something happen (mostly via [[Attention_All_Sonichu_Fans_(NOT_HATERS)|YouTube video]] or his [[Death_threats#Cogsdev|now]]-[[Mailbag_18#In_which_Chris_believes_he_has_magic_powers_(srsly)|abandoned]] [[Cwcipedia|website]]), and - by some miracle - it happens, then his demands must have caused the desired effect. These effects include death or extreme misfortune for people, and downtime or content removal for websites.
* He believes that marijuana is simply a more dangerous [[Tobacky|cigarette]].
*He believed that people who had been insulting and playing tricks on him for years would actually fulfill [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|their promise]] to give him $9,001 for [[The MovingForward videos|smashing]] his [[PS3]].

==Sauce==
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{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

WeighIn

2010-10-28T04:55:13Z

Devngel:

[[File:Towelrack.jpg|thumb|right|One explanation why Chris weighs less than 220lbs.]]

'''WeighIn''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]], in which Chris, to the surprise of us all, steps on a scale to weigh himself. He gives a weight of 216 lb (15 st 6 lb / 98 kg). This is quite shocking since there are many speculations to how much Chris weighs. For the longest time, many people have speculated that Chris was so fat…

* …that, when he fell, nobody laughed — but the ground was cracking up.
* …that the only "90210" Chris watches is on a bathroom scale.

For the record, his weight still marks him as [[obesity|obese]] for a man of his height (5'10", or 175cm).[http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi_scripts/bmi_udaim.pl?htf=5&hti=10&wt=216&scale=english&submit_e=Submit]

Please note that this video may not be accurate. Chris does not show the scale being set to zero. Chris could of [[lies|set the scale in advance]], nor does he show how many possible times the scale spun around, the scale could of spun around over 40 times making his weight [[obesity|OVER 9000!!!]] lbs. Finally, the scale looks as old as [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and could have been broken when he stepped on it.

It is also revealed that Chris is wearing tape wrapped around the bridge of his [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]. The reason behind this is unknown. Some people say it's because he got [[Kick the Autistic|punched in the face]]. One can only hope.

== Video ==
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| name = WeighIn
| video = {{#ev:youtube|og-3s0n91Ys}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style =
| shirt = {{RedBlueShirt|text}}
| previous = [[DayOut#At_Least_My_Face_Is_Not_F3c7ing_Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange ]]
| next = [[FullHouse]]
}}

===Transcript===

Here is the official weigh-in on Sunday, September twenty- [[October 2010|October 24th 2010]].

[''Aims camera, jerkily, at scale readout.'']

If I can stay still long enough.

Hmmm.

Anyway it says 216.

[''Speaks into the camera again. His [[Glasses|glasses]] are now on his face and the bridge appears to be wrapped in tape.'']

Currently I'm 216 pounds.

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

WeighIn

2010-10-28T04:48:03Z

Devngel:

[[File:Towelrack.jpg|thumb|right|One explanation why Chris weighs less than 220lbs.]]

'''WeighIn''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]], in which Chris, to the surprise of us all, steps on a scale to weigh himself. He gives a weight of 216 lb (15 st 6 lb / 98 kg). This is quite shocking since there are many speculations to how much Chris weighs. For the longest time, many people have speculated that Chris was so fat…

* …that, when he fell, nobody laughed — but the ground was cracking up.
* …that the only "90210" Chris watches is on a bathroom scale.

For the record, his weight still marks him as [[obesity|obese]] for a man of his height (5'10", or 175cm).[http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi_scripts/bmi_udaim.pl?htf=5&hti=10&wt=216&scale=english&submit_e=Submit]
Please note that this video may not be accurate. Chris does not show the scale being set to zeroChris could of [[lies|set the scale in advance]], nor does he show how many possible times the scale spun around, the scale could of spun around over 40 times making his weight [[obesity|OVER 9000!!!]] lbs. Finally, the scale could have been broken when he stepped on it.

It is also revealed that Chris is wearing tape wrapped around the bridge of his [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]. The reason behind this is unknown. Some people say it's because he got [[Kick the Autistic|punched in the face]]. One can only hope.

== Video ==
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| name = WeighIn
| video = {{#ev:youtube|og-3s0n91Ys}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style =
| shirt = {{RedBlueShirt|text}}
| previous = [[DayOut#At_Least_My_Face_Is_Not_F3c7ing_Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange ]]
| next = [[FullHouse]]
}}

===Transcript===

Here is the official weigh-in on Sunday, September twenty- [[October 2010|October 24th 2010]].

[''Aims camera, jerkily, at scale readout.'']

If I can stay still long enough.

Hmmm.

Anyway it says 216.

[''Speaks into the camera again. His [[Glasses|glasses]] are now on his face and the bridge appears to be wrapped in tape.'']

Currently I'm 216 pounds.

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

WeighIn

2010-10-26T00:32:37Z

Devngel:

[[File:Towelrack.jpg|thumb|right|One explanation why Chris weighs less than 220lbs.]]

'''WeighIn''' is a video, uploaded 25 [[October 2010]], in which Chris, to the surprise of us all, steps on a scale to weigh himself. He gives a weight of 216 lb (15 st 6 lb / 98 kg) even though holding the camera alone would add a few pounds to the scale. This is quite shocking since there are many speculations to how much Chris weighs. For the longest time, many people have speculated that Chris was so fat that when he fell no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up or that the only 90210 Chris watches was on a bathroom scale.

It is also revealed that Chris is wearing tape wrapped around the bride of his glasses, the reason behind this is unknown. Some people say it's because he got punched in the face, one can only hope.

{{Infobox/video
| name = WeighIn
| video = {{#ev:youtube|og-3s0n91Ys}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style =
| shirt = [[Image:Redblueshirt.png]] The Two-Face
| previous = [[DayOut#At_Least_My_Face_Is_Not_F3c7ing_Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange ]]
| next = [[FullHouse]]
}}

'''Transcript'''

Here is the official weigh-in on Sunday, September twenty- [[October 2010|October 24th 2010]].

[''Aims camera, jerkily, at scale readout.'']

If I can stay still long enough.

Hmmm.

Anyway it says 216.

[''Speaks into the camera again. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are now on his face and the bridge appears to be wrapped in tape.'']

Currently I'm 216 pounds.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[DayOut]]|nextlink=[[FullHouse]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Obesity

2010-10-26T00:28:55Z

Devngel: /* I mean, just look at him. */

[[Image:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|A fine example of severe obesity.]]
[[Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|thumb|180px|PROTIP: The Atkins Diet doesn't work, [[Barb|fatty]].]]

{{quote|One more thing, [[Chris and reality|I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!!!]]|Chris, lying to [[White knight emails|White Knight]]}}

'''Obesity''' is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the [[USA]], with about 65% of adults overweight and 26% obese. This is especially apparent in the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler home]], in which 100% of its residents are fucking fat: [[Chris]], [[Barbara]], [[Bob]] and even their cat, [[Desi Chandler|Desi]].

Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|a slim, barrel-chested hero]] in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] and in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle."

Another example of this was when he created a character for his comics named [[Sammy]], whom Chris stated is based off him when he "temporary gained weight, Became stupid, and went to watch television at ghost command," even though he has always been this way. Except, y'know, for the Ghost Command part. But that's a whole other problem.

== Exercise ==
[[Image:Cwcspin.gif|right|Exercise]]

Chris believes that exercise involves standing up without moving, and thus considers playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' a workout. During one of his [[PSN]] chats with Julie, when asked to exercise more, he replied, "I'll stand up more". It is not known how Chris came to believe that standing up is exercise, but it is most likely that Chris is simply extremely lazy and will lie to say that he works out every day, even though he just plays vidya. It's possible he's picked it up from health tips that say standing burns more calories than sitting down,<ref>http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/8-ways-to-burn-calories-without-noticing/article16261.html ''Reader's Digest.'' See tip #3</ref><ref>http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/office-exercise/SM00115 ''Mayo Clinic.'' See tip #2</ref> but rather than use such tips to get the most out of an already busy lifestyle, he substitutes it for actual exercise altogether. It's also entirely possible he's in such terrible shape that the simple act of standing tires him as much as an actual workout would tire a normal human being.

[[Emily]] has said Chris power-walks around his neighborhood for thirty minutes and claims it's two miles (3 km), then claims to jog for two or three minutes every walk. She then went on to say Chris doesn't know how to jog — he thinks you either walk or run full tilt. It's safe to say he tries to run at "[[Sonic]] speed" for ten seconds, then resumes his leisurely waddle. This theory is confirmed in [[Sonichu's Edge]].

In [[Mailbag 21]], Chris claimed that he planned on investing in a gym membership. Judging by photographs and videos from subsequent months, either he lied or he wasted his money.

== Actual weight ==
[[File:Futurechan.PNG|240px|left]]
In an IRC fan chat, when asked how much he weighed, Chris replied "about 200 [pounds]" (91 kg). During his phone call with [[Kacey and Liquid Call|Kacey and Liquid Chris]], he angrily denied the suggestion that he weighed as much as 220 lbs (100 kg), claiming he weighed "a lot less." One possible explanation is that Chris doesn't know his actual weight. It's anyone's guess as to when he last stepped on a scale. And considering how much fast food he consumes, it is safe to assume he gains a significant amount of weight each year. One might guess he may not have weighed himself since high school (this is a complete guess, based on nothing), in which case, assuming he has bulked up a good amount since then, he would believe he weighs approximately 200 lbs, either being too mentally crippled by autism or being too mentally crippled by his [[ego]] to notice how much fatter he has gotten. The only other explanation is that Chris has little to no muscle mass, with a body that is mostly fat (which, considering his lifestyle, is not unlikely). Considering muscle is denser than fat, it would be possible for Chris to weigh as little as 200 lbs. Even if he did weigh 200 lbs, though, his BMI would be 28.7, which is overweight.

Taking Chris's height into consideration (5'10"; 1.78 m), along with the nude pictures circulating the Internet, a better estimation would be in the mid 200s, closing in on 300 lbs (136 kg) thanks to his constant consumption of McNuggets and corn syrup. A healthy weight for someone Chris's height would be somewhere around 160 (73kg) to 175 lbs (79 kg), but he's not likely to get that low ever again without the aid of gastric bypass surgery or the amputation of multiple limbs.

Chris has probably asked his [[Barbara Chandler|Mom]] about being fat. Being the coddling cow that she is, she more than likely told him he was a slim and attractive young man (which he is... compared to her).

In a recent video [[WeighIn]] it was revealed that Chris weighs 216 lbs (97kg).

== Denial ==
[[Image:FattyLOL.jpg|thumb|180px|Horizontal stripes are very slimming!]]

Chris has always been in denial about his weight. A white knight once told him that he needed to lose some weight if he ever wanted to get a girlfriend. Chris responded by freaking out and exclaiming that he wasn't fat. In [[IRC]], Chris has been known to become very defensive about his weight, always making claims that he works out, when in fact he just stands up while playing ''Guitar Hero''. Chris's reaction to being called fat is precisely the same as his reaction to being called [[gay]]. Unfortunately for Chris, there isn't a [[Homo#Defenses_against_becoming_homo|poster that will help him lose weight]]. He simply screams that he isn't fat, then oftentimes lies, and calls the person accusing him fat. He exhibited this behavior during an email with [[Evan]]{{cite}}, during his phone call with [[Father Call|Kacey's father]], and especially in his conversation with [[Kacey and Liquid Call|Kacey and Liquid Chris]], where insults about his weight triggered a screaming rage.

However, during his original rivalry with [[Liquid Chris]], Chris once finally admitted he was perhaps maybe just a little bit fat, but only because he could use this as proof that he was the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler. A similar problem arose during the [[Asperchu]] saga, where Chris, in an attempt to prove that Asperchu was a parody of himself, was forced to admit that Asperchu's "Buddha belly" and "man boobs" are similar to his own. More specifically, he acts as though he ''used'' to have a sagging gut, even though he has, in fact, porked up significantly since [[high school]]. He chose to focus on this aspect of Asperchu rather than admit his more embarrassing failures the series parodies. He did once admit in a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone call]] with [[Jack Thaddeus]] that he was not fit.

The fact is, Chris has been spoiled so much by his mother, told that he was perfect and muscular so much, that he believes that when he looks in a mirror, he sees a six-pack, whereas what the rest of us see is a fat autistic manchild.

There is also convincing evidence that [[autism|Chris has difficulty recognizing]] the human figure — faces in particular. His consistent representation of himself as slender and athletic may be attributable to his having formed his self-image during high school, when he would spend hours studying his then-scrawnier self in the mirror, memorizing his looks.<ref> [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] - [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_24 "...I had to train my brain to visually remember what I looked like..."]</ref> Furthermore, [[Blanca]] was able to use pictures of different girls with only basic features in common (e.g., hair color and length) to trick Chris into thinking "she" was the same girl.

==I mean, just ''look'' at him.==

In [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]], Chris is seen wearing a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]] and admitting he has manboobs. Obesity causes the release of even more estrogen. Ergo, a perfect recipe for gynecomastia. Chris's face is fat. [[Bunny Hop|When he moves up and down]] the whole front of his body bounces in unison. It's increasingly difficult to know where his face turns into his neck and his neck into his shoulders. [[I AM STRONG|When he flexes—''if'' he flexes—there's no way to tell.]]

Chris is so fat, when he fell no one was laughing... but the ground was cracking up.

==Places where Chris likes to eat==
* [[Country Cookin]]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Golden Corral]]
* [[Semen|Bedroom]]

==See also==
* [[Chris and health]]
* [[CWC 30 Push Ups]]
* [[51 50]]
* [[Muscle bra]]
* [[Sonichu's Edge]]
*[[A Workout]]
*[[A Hike]]
==Sauces==
<references/>

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

WeighIn

2010-10-26T00:27:13Z

Devngel:

[[File:Towelrack.jpg|thumb|right|One explanation why Chris weighs less than 220lbs.]]

'''WeighIn''' is a video, uploaded 25 [[October 2010]], in which Chris, to the surprise of us all, steps on a scale to weigh himself. He gives a weight of 216 lb (15 st 6 lb / 98 kg) even though holding the camera alone would add a few pounds to the scale.

It is also revealed that Chris is wearing tape wrapped around the bride of his glasses, the reason behind this is unknown. Some people say it's because he got punched in the face, one can only hope.

{{Infobox/video
| name = WeighIn
| video = {{#ev:youtube|og-3s0n91Ys}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style =
| shirt = [[Image:Redblueshirt.png]] The Two-Face
| previous = [[DayOut#At_Least_My_Face_Is_Not_F3c7ing_Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange ]]
| next = [[FullHouse]]
}}

'''Transcript'''

Here is the official weigh-in on Sunday, September twenty- [[October 2010|October 24th 2010]].

[''Aims camera, jerkily, at scale readout.'']

If I can stay still long enough.

Hmmm.

Anyway it says 216.

[''Speaks into the camera again. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are now on his face and the bridge appears to be wrapped in tape.'']

Currently I'm 216 pounds.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[DayOut]]|nextlink=[[FullHouse]]}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]