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Chaos Crystal Control

2024-11-10T07:51:49Z

Diddlyshit: /* Acts 0 and 1 */ Corrected date

'''Chaos Crystal Control''' is an installment of the ''Sonichu'' series first unveiled in [[October 2023]]. It is split into multiple acts,<ref>[[February 2024 social media posts#Stream Poll]]</ref> with Act 4 releasing first.

The plot appears to be a nonsensical story about the main team (consisting of several ''Sonichu'' and ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' characters, as well as several [[TF2 Analysis|TF2 Analysts]], including [[Lightning Bliss]] and [[DRWolf]], and, somehow, the Christuber [[GiBi]]) time travelling to [[2006]] and, later, [[Dimensions#N-641|Dimension N-641]], in order to defeat their evil counterparts...or something. Nobody except Chris has yet been brave enough to sit through the whole thing.

==Act 4==
===Livestream===
{{main|October 2023 livestreams#Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4}}
On [[October 2023]], Chris held a livestream reading out Chaos Crystal Control Act 4.

===OfficialCWCmart listing===
Artwork and descriptions for Act 4 were posted to [[OfficialCWCmart]] in November 2023.

*Listed: 16 November 2023
*Price: $200 each<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1612738559/sonichu-prime-rosey-rosechu-prime-meet</ref><ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1612739837/a-little-bit-of-big-apple-zone-chaos</ref><ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1598575266/a-tetrasecond-talk-at-times-square-chaos</ref><ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1598577154/sonichu-prime-clash-with-n-641s-first</ref>

{{quotebox|The first in a five part drawing series illustrating act four of "Chaos Crystal Control," by Jesus Christine Weston Chandler.

The drawing is done on letter paper and is hand lined/colored. The following description by CWC relates the story.

"Matching Excerpt from the story: ([[Lightning Bliss]] had inadvertently traveled back in time and felt lost, so she started crying)

Fortunately, Sonichu and Rosey were on that freeway, and they hear Lightning Bliss' wail. It was soo harsh, they had to pull over into the nearvy field. "That Sound!", Sonichu shouts, "It's soo Loud!" Rosey attempts to look around as the noise dies down, and she spots the crying alicorn. "Over there, Sonichu," Rosey points, "I sense she needs help." Sonichu nods; they approach her. Within nanoseconds, Sonichu remembers, "A Pegasus with a Unicorn horn... The Alicorn you'll meet, do not call her cute, short or little." Rosey speaks to the alicorn, "Hey. Are you okay?" Lightning speaks as she turns and looks up to them, *sob* "No. I'm not okay. I don't know where I am. My channel is Empty, and I can't go back home!" Sonichu whispers to Rosey, "Do not call her cute, short or little." Rosey nods. "She must be from the future. "Miss, are you from the future year?", Rosey asks her. "Future Year?", Lightning asks. "You are near New York on Earth on the morning of February 27, 2006." Sonichu nods. "Wait," Lightning asks, "Did you say 2006?" Rosey nods. "Oh, No! HOW did I go Back in Time?!", Lightning asks in shock. "It's happening a lot, lately", Sonichu tells the alicorn, "It's part of the Dimension Merge of the two Earth halves, making a long story short. Anyway, I'm Sonichu8, and this is Rosey." "You can come with us. We're going to get a Chaos Crystal Ball that will help us, and Christian clear the worst of the mess", Rosey tells her as she reaches into her bag for the roll of toilet paper. Sonichu gets a sealed new bottle of Dasani water from his bag. They offer the water and tissues to Lightning. She levitates the items, unscrews the bottle cap, drinks some water, puts the cap back on, then rips off some tissues from the roll to wipe her tears and blows her nowe. After a moment, Lightning Bliss calms down and begins to clear her head, "Thanks. I'm Lightning Bliss, by the way." "Good to meet you, Lightning", Sonichu says. "I like that name", Rosey says, "It resonates power and calm in a storm." Lightning smiles and laughs, "Thanks."

-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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{{quotebox|The second in a five part drawing series illustrating act four of "Chaos Crystal Control," by Jesus Christine Weston Chandler.

The drawing is done on letter paper and is hand lined/colored. The following description by CWC relates the story.

"Sonichu, Rosey and Lightning enter New York City and start for the Purple Chaos Crystal Ball. The three of them traverse the streets, building walls, platforms and rooftops. Lightning was able to help as the Flyer of the group. They take down Decepticon Micromasters and Laserbeak and Ravage clones, along with a few Team Rocket Grunts and Leaders, robots from Eggmand and G.U.N. and even, oddly enough, these levitating Dark Type regular Sonichus from another universe. During this run, the misplaced YouTuber, GiBi, was wandering the streets when he spots Sonichu, Rosey and Lightning downing the alternate-universe Sonichus dashing on by. Grinding rails, collecting Rings, and using Homing Attacks, Thunderbolts and Rainbow Beams to down the baddies."

-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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{{quotebox|The third in a five part drawing series illustrating act four of "Chaos Crystal Control," by Jesus Christine Weston Chandler.

The drawing is done on letter paper and is hand lined/colored. The following description by CWC relates the story.

Chaos Crystal Control, Act 4:
"Teleporting in to join Sonichu, Rosey and Lightning after the battle with the ravaged alternate-universe Magi-Chan, as Sonichu and Rosey oberserve with surprise, Lady Magi'c Sonichu (Timeline 1C-s Genderbent Universe) and Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu (Timeline 4D). Sonichu Prime focuses on Magi'c and asks, "Magi-Chan? Is that you?" G.E. and Magi'c open telepathic communications, bringin both Primes, Lightning Bliss, Sonica, Tailsuko, Sonicha and Rossen into a moment around them frozen in a single tetraseond of time; Everything around them was frozen in toime to them. Magi'c responds to Sonichu, " I am Magi-Chan Sonichu, yet I am not Magi-Chan Sonichu, the one of your Prime Universe in our Prime Timeline, 1C, not counting Grand Elder Magi-Chan of Timeline 4D and the Council of Chris(t) Chan (Sonichu)s." G.E. waves and says, "Hello, everyone", with his Third Eye open. Magi'c resumes, "I am Lady Magi'c Sonichu, and I introduce," they each wave and say "Hey" as they are called, "Sonicha Sonichu the First and Rossen Rosechu the First; they are the First Sonichu and Rosechu of our Universe. And that's Sonica the Hedgehog and Milena Tailsuko Prower. We herald from an alternate universe in this timeline that some would call 'Genderbent'. We will explain more in depth later in Cwcville. But right now, between us, you and the countless number of Chris Chans and Christ Chans, including your Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, and Magi-Chan Sonichu, including yours, we are all working together throughout time between the years 2006 and 2022 to expunge the Evil variants attempting to corrupt our Timeline's Prime Universe, 211987, and both the recombining Earth halves in the Dimension Merge. The Sonichu who took the Chaos Emerald, and the former Magi-Chan that has been exiled from all existance, herald from the Lost Timeline, N-641's central universe where the Earth, there, is Lost due to that which had corrupted the Magi-Chan and Chris Chan, there, by Timeline 1C's Universe 211987's 'Opuscon789' in relocating SNT from 1c-211987's Earth to N-641211987's Earth, along with others, all of which were returned to 1C-211987's Earth. N-641 Sonichu has gone AWOL with his own want for revenge agains Opuscon And SNT by destroying this Earth. He must be stopped, Now.

And Personal Note: I accidentally forgot to draw Tailsuko into the group, so she's just outside of the group. I'm sorry about that."

-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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{{quotebox|The fourth in a five part drawing series illustrating act four of "Chaos Crystal Control," by Jesus Christine Weston Chandler.

The drawing is done on letter paper and is hand lined/colored. The following description by CWC relates the story.

"Chaos Crystal Control:

Sonichu, Rosey and Lightning continue down the trail until when they end up at Central Park, where the jet lands, and transforms into a headless robot, quickly remedied as N-641 Sonichu runs out, grabbing two ends of a cut phone line and getting a Massive Re-Recharge. "Hey! People and Pok'emong are Paying for that!", shouts Rosey Rosechu Prime. Then N-641 Sonichu Chaos Control teleports to the neck hole of the transector body, slam-dunking the Chaos Emerald into it and turning himself and his body into a Sonichu face and head-shaped headmaster. The Emerald in the robot chest laid in the center, right behind a Decepticon symbol.

Within seconds, Rosey's Cyan Chaos Crystal Ball glows strongest towards the direction of the nearby Crystal Connections rock and gem store. Sonichu sees the Purple C.C.B. in the window of the store. "Well, I Really hate breaking and entering...", Sonichu starts, then he had no choice in the situation, so he runs in the open door of the store and grabs the Purple C.C.B., then runs back out with Stan Bush's "The Touch" playing in the background. "Yeah! That's a real Jam!", Lightning Bliss says.

As N-641 Tron uses Chaos Control to increase the robot's physical speed, Sonichu, Rosey and Lightning Really had to step up their "A"-Game.

(Skipping ahead)

Sonichu saw an opportunity as N-641 Tron was waning with increasing damage upon the chest. "Well", Sonichu Prime thought, "If he can do that with Double Team..." In mid-air, Sonichu focused and used Chaos Control with Double Team, but with a twist, for with Sonichu Prime in the Core, his clones gathered around him and they combined to form a matching size Sonichu equal to N-641 Tron. N-641 Sonichu saw and thought, "No You Dont!", as he shoots a laser beam from his red eyes at the oversized Sonichu Prime, but to no avail with a shield from the Chaos Crystal Ball.

<nowiki>Review: a Chaos Emerald = 1/8 Power Level of a Master Emerald; about 12.5%. And a Chaos Crystal Ball =15% Power Level of a Master Emerald. So...</nowiki>

"Time for I to Light our Darkest Hour", Sonichu Prime says aloud as he Massively Mach Punches the Decepticon symbol on the transector's chest, smashing through. The original Chaos Emerald is forced out the back of the robot, and Rouge swoops in, snags it, then flies away."

-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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On 6 [[November 2024]], the fifth and final piece would be listed on [[OfficialCWCmart]].

{{quotebox|The finale in a five part drawing series illustrating act four of "Chaos Crystal Control," by Jesus Christine Weston Chandler.

The drawing is done on letter paper and is hand lined/colored. The following description by CWC relates the story.

"Excerpt from “Chaos Crystal Control” Act 4 for fifth drawing.

With N-641 Sonichu (the First) no longer Mega Evolved, (Mega) Sonichu Prime levitates down to him, with Rosey Rosechu Prime and Lightning Bliss running to back Prime up, in a wrecking ball size crater’s center. As Sonichu Prime looks down disappointedly at a sign who is Darkest Sinning and refuses to repent. N-641 Sonichu looks up to see the Holy Light Power Aura of Sonichu Prime that makes him see and cry. “I see now,” N-641 Sonichu says to Sonichu Prime, with Rosey and Lightning as witnesses, “I… used to have such a good aura and energy around my Chris Chan. Then my Universe’s Gods looked Down upon her and revoked her powers, because she was lost and misguided by Opuscon789’s influence. Your Chris Chan (Prime) was not really a model my Chris Chan followed, because Chris Chan Prime’s intentions were grossly misunderstood by those like Opuscon. Prime, your Chris Chan on the 1218 Half IS God. My Chris Chan couldn’t be God, because she let herself fall. And I followed suit, thus I failed. Sonichu Prime, when you meet SNT and Courtney, please… tell them I’m sorry for thinking wrongly of them.” Sonichu Prime slips out from his Mega Evolved form back to his normal self as N-641 Sonichu weakly raises his right hand for forgiveness. Of his volition, Sonichu Prime smiles, grabs N-641 Sonichu’s hand, and both Sonichu Prime and I tell N-641 Sonichu together, “Thy Will Be Done. I forgive you, First Sonichu of the N-641211987 Universe.” “Thank you, Prime,” N-641 Sonichu replies, “(My) Chris Chan, I’m returning to you….” S-641 Sonichu breathes his last breath, then is turned into ashes and blown away by the wind, upward. Sonichu Prime looks upward as the ashes fly away, the sky clears with the renewed sunshine glowing down upon Sonichu, Rosey and Lightning, and the other heroes and the rest of New York City.

Sonichu Prime sheds tears for the lost self-counterpart of his."
-Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

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==Acts 0 and 1==
[[File:February262023Poll.png|thumb|The fact that it somehow got nearly 1/5th of the votes is beyond anyone's comprehension.]]
On 26 [[February 2024]], Chris revealed the existence of at least two more acts of Chaos Crystal Control via a poll on [[Twitter]]. It's possible that Chris will someday read them on a livestream to absolutely no one's request.

{{References}}
{{Sonichu}}

February 2024 livestreams

2024-10-21T17:08:55Z

Diddlyshit: /* Highlights */

These are livestreams filmed by Chris in [[February 2024]], influenced by [[Praetor]].

==Very First Media Share Suggestion Live Stream==

[[Image:ChrisSupportsIsrael2024.png|thumb|right|"I support Israel! Palestine[...] they have more... demons and devils within them"]]

Chris intended for this stream to allow viewers to share various media clips with him. However, he was plagued with technical issues ranging from being unable to play the clips, to having the audio cut out on him, and after failing to get it to work for about 15 minutes, he gave up and switched to the regular Q&A format. About halfway through the stream he was finally able to get the clips to work, although the audio only played for him, not the viewers.

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====Description====
{{quotebox|Support the stream: [''links to Streamlabs'']}}

===Highlights===
{{collapsible|Highlights|

*'''02:12:''' [''Stream begins'']

*'''21:58''' Chris stands up to take down the canvas behind him.

*'''26:44:''' Chris unleashes a behemoth burp. '''Chris:''' "Mhm, pardon me."

*'''28:09:''' '''Chris:''' "Oh, I actually- you know what, I answer the que- I will answer this one question that's not a Superchat, but I just saw it in the side-stream here, but- yeah. [''Dramatic pause''] I SUPPORT ISRAEL! Palestine's there... or they have more... demons and devils within them- they have lots more doubt within them as opposed to Israel. So... there you go. [''Snaps fingers and sings an aria''] [''Claps hands'']

*'''28:23:''' User "Jenny Reads" donates and says: "you hurt [[barb|snorlax]]. how do you sleep at night?". '''Chris:''' "I don't know what you're talking about, all my Snorlaxes have been kept in their Pokeballs within the Pokemon home-storage... and within my games and whatsoever- at least the... ALL the numbers of boxes I have... on the [[C-197]] half of the Earth." [''Trademark Hm'']

*'''29:10:''' User "Azearia" donates and says: "do your dimensional powers change your hair color". '''Chris:''' "In a way... yes. Yes, they do."

*'''35:28:''' User "Moosequester" donates and says: "Christine what do you have to say about the Israel Defence Force blowing up a few of the oldest Christian churches in Israel?". '''Chris:''' "Hm, yeah... okay, that's not... great."

*'''38:06:''' User "tealichu" donates and says: "chris do you have a discord that True and Good hearted fans can join :33". '''Chris:''' "Um, we're gonna- that's- uhh... not at the present moment, but we may end up bringing that back up as soon as possible."

*'''38:20''' Chris brings his hands to his temple, clearly distressed about something. '''Chris:''' "I- I'M GOING TO SAY THIS RIGHT NOW, SO... I... have a Discord... I still do, but... I don't use it as much. There, I said it."

*'''39:52''' Chris changes his background and rants whilst muted until switching back to his original background and regaining sound at 40:38.

*'''41:03''' Chris adds the widget to his stream to show his media submissions. It cannot be heard by the audience.

*'''41:40''' Chris and his audience learn that his very first media submission is the first episode of ''Ongezellig'', which opens with the lead character [[Bob Walks In|getting caught]] watching soft-core hentai.

*'''42:00''' The second video shared with Chris via media share is a "Skibidi Toilet" meme with a spinning {{w|Black Sun (symbol)|Black Sun}} symbol used by [[Nazis|neo-Nazis]]. Chris is aware of Skibidi Toilet, but not the symbol.

*'''42:14''' Chris changes scenes and is once again muted for 5 seconds till he changes back.

*'''44:06''' Chris drinks a can of regular Coke with one pinky raised, eyes closed and loud, powerful slurps.

*'''46:43''' User "TedKaczynski" donates saying: "Hey CWC! Hugh fan!!!!! Can you shout out my bestest friend ever Nick Gerlips?". Chris very nearly falls for it, saying the first name and stopping just in time.

*'''57:45''' User "TwentyRex" donates saying: "Christine!! what conventions do you think you will be going to this year?" '''Chris:''' "I told you, I'm taking a break from conventions. I will not be going to any more conventions for a long long long time. Period.... Anyway..."

*'''1:04:28''' Chris says that the Israel Palestine conflict will affect the dimensional merge.

*'''1:04:37''' Chris sings: "One way or another, I'm gonna' find ya... and you will not take any pictures, CAUSE I'LL [[Category:Videos with Camera Abuse|SMASH YOUR CAMERA]]" [''Imitates smashing someone's camera'']

*'''1:12:55''' Stream ends.}}

===Raw captions===
{{collapsible|Text from YouTube's captions|hey everybody he is CHR team Western Channel sence you prime here and yeah obviously today as it says

in the tile we're going to go for uh media we're g to we're testing out the new media share option and as I

mentioned in Twitter we're going to look get some videos from Mr Gibby himself oh I had a moment ago in particular we're

going to start from the uh video here we go okay good all right anyway so

essentially we're starting off from where in one of Gibby's videos of which uh I'm aare I'm quite

aware of he has watched my videos darn if only I could see that in real time oh

well now obviously doing desktop share so I'm not sharing so I'm not seeing that so easily so there may be a delay

but that's why I have my phone right here it's watching my live it's I'm got my live stream viewing from here as well

anyway ah so so initial response I'm going to uh let's see if I can find it yeah

right here this particular image this piece from my J from my jail art right

here and now oh I forgot about the camera I forgot about the camera um oh

hang on a second I'm all right just testing testing hello

ah like oh darn it I need the camera just dog gone all right so there's your

little Boer real moment alleviate that okay okay here we go I'm my bad and I

probably should have the uh audio on turn my headph for my

headphones minut ah all might yeah

something oh well we have these moments I should thought got this shortening up

beforehand oh well there oh

darn chat history okay wa okay I know I missed a detailed there

so put all right anyway okay oh it's POS here we go all

right I think we can hear that okay good anyway so I want to comment a bit on regards to this piece for

starters and uh hang on you know what let me just backt track a bit see if I can

find D

nabit I got do this I gotta find the history where is the paid Super Chat the

details did live stream start they did the

details spam spam spam okay okay W just all this is stuff

now here's a little behind the scenes mod just because I'm trying to catch up with comments right now H not best timing whatsoever but oh

well blooper moments what you got do all right well uh slight delay

technical diffic ulties we'll just leave it that definitely a reason for me have second screen at this point

anyway all right let's get back on point I'm going to watch for uh the comments

on my phone here keep an eye on it so let's talk about this video and want listen the Gibby introduce it for for us

here uh he mispronounced say FIS Romana

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limited to psychic side and Ro shoes which were regular side and roastes but upgrade with the psychic plate as they

we also have guardar alasam and other types of various psychic Pokemon other psychics in there

anyway

okay SPO

yep oh okay

oh I just love the way he laughs response to yeah that's Goku oh but that

just essentially that's not a girl that supports Ukraine that's a girl that's a Ukraine Refugee escaped from the war

between between Russia and Ukraine she's an escape be and Lisa Simpson adopted

her cuz she lost her parents unfortunately but still that was a nice thing

anyway still not perfect I'm missing out on the details look grief you know what I

probably need a where's how did I get

that what am I doing on this phone ah here we go live stream oh now why not to

it this sooner just oh okay I got this one thank yes

you're welcome for uh the streaming yeah thank you if I can find the more recent

super chats in the chat history I'm looking my phone

here filter top messages up oh D na I'm missing

one ah good grief I got that at least I got that one

maybe that was the one I just comment out okay well there you go we got one I apologize for any for all the comments

I've missed so far obviously we're missing a detail it's like ah well this got really mess

up the media share option

um okay what what did you say one good

grief man history where's the history on this thing WN win

wnk d ising that one I acknowledge that one

that just came by good grief okay this could be more perfect H

I'm going to just get this one okay well that's possibly yeah well

we'll see about that this a dumb thing all

right it's a work in progress all right trying for Media Share I'm keeping my

eyes open here second moniter would be great oh

good grief I mean y'all me I know yall able to see this okay

just second monitor just delay because it's on my phone good grief anyway yeah I didn't

want to clear that up just where

oh wait wait this FY

son oh talk oh

yeah oh man okay I managed to get okay

well what do you expect when you're in jail and you had to work for memory I mean I had to do Goku for

memory I missed this one take a look at

the all right well I

mean maybe I just get a little warning next time just how am I supposed to see the videos on here

when when what that uh

yeah partly Cannon bavers whatever just details so for

oh that finally caught up I just got guess gotta catch up with the timing my phone here

multitasking multitasking groovy groovy

groovy anyway any what do you expect when you're drawing from memory not the best deal maybe I should

have done like a gaming stream on this that would been an easier time I really wanted to do this where I

commented on Gibby at one point or another at least on this one

yeah yeah halfway so you know what um me pause it right

here I'll come right back maybe I will switch it to a gaming stream just that might be easier than I can actually see the videos y'all suggest uh so just give

me a moment um oh which one was this oh yeah I will be right

back

all right get my switch on gear right

now oh let me HDMI is in

um you charging cable I knew I was forgetting something I knew I was

forgetting something

like

okay maybe that's got it um come on work with me here work with

me work with me work with me get on the

screen good grief

okay that was fun well well at least got we got one we got one so far that was a

good start for this video that was actually fun let me just camera down a little bit

okay well that was fun little start um I guess for

now Rosie in the background that do for her now cuz I'm having technical difficulties we get my switch on the

screen I should started that okay well let me think let me

think um okay all right was still that was a good F that was a good first video

that was not bad all right so I guess at this point we can let's keep keep the comments and the suggested videos

rolling I'll take them as is well I mean at least you know except for the NSFW

ones they're not being included whatsoever anyway of course all the comments Inc

coming this one I think it be popping up shortly

if oh oh okay that I think that might been the early

one like I me shoot stream history

um stream let me see if I can do something

here regards to finding the

history of

uh doing thing doing thing yeah

okay so right I just check that um really that's all you have right

there hello one okay yes um well thank you for

that thank you okay it looks like that's not going to work right all

right all right all right anyway so I guess we'll just make this a general stream at this

point anyway so I'm doing okay everybody I'm takeing y'all are doing

good too okay I'm just making as a note with the white the light reflecting off the

uh board behind me and the table maybe it's not a good idea I have that up in the background of my my streams I'll keep that in mind for future

reference making still too much background noise in the way here along

side the room than NAIT H the map monitor got

rotated random thing random neus

oops oh well oh don't we all have a little fun few pmps in the road there

all right anyway we waiting for the another video

um yeah doing okay doing good um I'm just let's see I could just talk about

recent uh um well

yeah we yeah lots of stress and details recently but yeah we are going to get G4

resumed period regardless of situation and I'm not exposing myself to anything

of the uh that was shall not be taught about details [Music]

whatsoever speak of the literal demon itself within

that anyway what was

I but yeah we're got to get that g we're g to get G4 and equestri Girls

friendship magic resumed period I'm seeing that personally is going to be manifested along with everything else

regards the dimension merge completion everything wonder if I should get my

GL I know time I you don't know why I look like with my glasses on it's spite the new

frames I really I really need to get these swapped out cuz like I really liked the wire frames underneath so much

better I just haven't been able to uh since I got since I got moved in I'm

still working on that I well I will mention this I got this while I was over at Western State there you go that's

where I was for a few month for a couple of months that's where I was and then

was back in jail I suppose that's okay talk about a little bit hey

yeah anyway good times I I end up making some uh friends

and deta and whatnot and just I remember some of them but nobody will be

mentioned oh okay I'll definitely wait for this one to come up and uh just of course I will comment on that this

lovely little comment the Super Chat just a moment

anyway that thing's really distracting excuse me for just one

moment there problem

so all right anyway

um um

ah okay that wasn't the one I was talking about earlier but thank you

yep Lev one in the all right any let me think let me

think what was I talking about I was talking about what all right anyway so I

suppose I will mention this much so uh yeah there you go I was what you what

one might be call a mental health care facility or what others might be called a mental ins here we go yes I do

remember American rabbit still my first favorite superhero my hero character of

all time before Sonic the Hedgehog before Sonic came to my consciousness of

course I remember the American rap of course I remember Robert um

now I have not missed give to it he's in the background wherever he's living and

my and I have not watch any of the videos featuring that thing so yeah

anyway anyway what was I talking about yeah anyway so yeah I was there so that's

where I was for two of the months no no names will be mentioned but essentially I with the flow I prove myself mentally

and everything although I will yeah that

place just the only one real bad thing I will mention they strap you to a chair if you're really at bad if you really

were like possessed or really outright just do anything they bad they will do that which I have not done anything of

the sort I was blessed to not have to suffer any of that I mean but just an empathy I mean

can you imagine this having your restrain of your legs restrain of your just restrain that's no

good that's no good that's not even a good thing to have in any facility of

the sort whatsoever um oh yeah of course I do

remember you copper you're doing okay I saw anyway anyway thank you very much for

that um I'll take that into consideration but right now we're just going with the flow of the other details and

events NOP you know what the one that is the Ian that would be Barbara and Weston

Chandler because she had the IB a Weston license plate that's where that stupid

thing came from there is no such there is no Ian there never ever was the they only one that came about this is because

all of you made that up oh and thank you very much thank you very very

much beside from that that one little reaction there keeping it calm keeping it cool everybody is

blessed well that was a little thing I saw that during the

moment okay but that was a little video there you go Slide the chair sit down

yeah I've seen the comment is like Kyle and of course that makes me take a

okay don't K Kitty you bastards

yeah yeah any all right let's recent events so

yeah there's all that just wow let's talk about this for a moment the M the planets all the planets are not in

retrograde for a few months so I mean that's a good thing for those that are

looking to be spiritually healed and everything making further progress getting out of the slums getting out of

the H bad vibes and whatever as long as they know what their attentions

are pardon me

yeah

anyway yeah anyway uh I'm bet just weird off

track oh I mean that's what you get I mean when one it when one is really good

it pyic Powers genuinely authentic and all that

just you're very sensitive to things oh boy we got a few Super Chat

comments coming in I am looking forward to spawning oh oh

positive affirmations meditations maybe cut the habits of those bad things I mean you take the first step in

acknowledging that they were bad for you maybe go like a supportive support

group to help you get out of that habit but anyway you are blessed and you

will be blessed as long as you keep on the light power path and help and help yourself in the recovery

anyway oh actually you know what I answer the qu I'll answer this one question it's not super chat but I just

saw it in the side stream here but yeah I support Israel Palestines they they

have more demons and Devils within them they have lots more doubt within them as opposed to Israel so there you

go huh I don't know what you're talking about all my Snorlax have been kept in

their pokeballs within the Pokemon home storage and within my games and whatsoever at least the all the numbers

of boxes I have on the c197 half of the earth

otherwise yeah I would be able watch I would watch that but obviously if I put that on right now I would not be able to

see the super see the super chats or the videos coming in I do not know who this

is I do not know who that is well I mean if you want me to watch that video you feel it's like mentioned

it's the tip link just uh copy the link to that video and pop it in there I'll

watch at least a little bit of it in a way

yes yes they do

anyway be

think [Music]

oh you know I will mention this kind of a Oddball random thing but kind of a

metaphysical thing but hey so you're at a con so you're at a convention you got some fan art for one of your f for one

of your favorite individuals there

oh there were bad things for you which you did not need anymore there's going to be better things for you down the

road if they if they were removed from your life it's just things that were not going to be meant for you working out

for you long term so count the blessings along the way and find more blessings that would be coming your

way not long from now anyway so I had some f so like you

know hey so I got like fan art so it's like want to give it to some of my favorite people while I was there were

at a convention years ago and I managed to give them off to to a few uh you know

here and there especially like in the vendor Halls so like this one individual I had this lovely little uh s lovely

little unicorn piece of whatsoever which it had them and their unicorn I see

within right beside them hi hi guy all so it's like so okay I thought I

believe I recognized him in the vendor Hall I had the picture in my I had the drawing in my hands I was going to give it to him but it's like I could hardly

tell couldn't confirm it was him or not because I could see his name name tag I mean shoot for all I know the

[Music] individual ah on the way yes I was a normal

individual as it were but hey nobody I mean what's normal these days and all the way back down in Jerusalem

literally but anyway but a certainly service level normal but the within all

the powers that were coming out to be then and so forth I mean there's details

in the Bible that maybe

ohos so the Bible takes one things one way in regards to my life back then but takes things another way but they were

interpreted by it in those respective books it's just from their perspective as opposed to my perspective directly I

mean you don't see you know I mean there's the Book of John and book book of uh Matthew and so on and so forth

that those are read from their perspectives I said from my own personal perspective way back then I mean you

don't see like you know Book of Jesus within the Bible for one thing but still holy

oh ah well I mean okay so normally I would be open for energy drinks but um

Prime's okay good I have showered last

night I showered last night and I'm gonna shower again

tonight anyway what's up oh yeah so I could so

back to the thing I was talking about a moment ago some me just an empathy uh so I was like trying to recognize the guy I

wanted to give him the drawing at the same time was like okay so maybe if he was Maybe Might been a little paranoid

maybe just like oh this person looking at me I feel very Comfort

uncomfortable okay maybe maybe on that I mean of course anyway yeah I feel very

uncomfortable I don't know why they look they looking at me more than he like thank you you know

it's mentally emotionally everything yeah I like the three stoes

they're fun I got of them I'm

mortified yeah

anyway I de memory so far

oh uh um yeah I would consider that NSFW so I

so that's my response to that question so anyway just just where my B Miss

interpreted me in that in the in the moment just obviously that was from their perspective and they had misunderstand they didn't know I had a

drawing to offer them so they might just uh had the wrong impression about me at the moment but hey I what do you expect

you don't know the already you don't know they didn't know I was autistic at that point and they might have been in their their they got their own mental

problems I mean who doesn't have a mental problem these days I mean what's normal these days period I mean who's a

normal individual nobody is neurotypical oh yeah I have watched the

entirety of Sci Prime really good you could be donating and putting

the link into the tip jar so they can watch at least a few seconds of that that's the point of this media

share and I am not responding to that whatsoever I'm not even looking at this

because you're the fake and I'm the real

deal um you know what that's a good question

because considering what happened at the anime rally I'm thinking that yeah might

be taking a Frank from conventions for quite a long time

so y okay thank you just I wish I could actually watch the video in here I mean

that's what we're doing with the tip jar we man get that one video that two videos so far why can't you just put the link in there and

and pay for a few seconds oh yeah okay that's that's not great I

mean if you want you want me to watch the video right here right now this pop up in the cor corner here along with

that Matthew John I Consciousness I can't remember

them all at the same time I'm only focused on what I need to know in a moment H but it's like I mean you go

from one you go from one incarnation to a you're not going to remember every single detail as you were in your past

sh hello hi thank you oh

yeah I gladly accept that I mean my PO boot address is in my Twitter can say it

there something that's positive safe safe for work

good my brain's going on the blank of the word at the moment there compassionate you know

kind you know something that you would want for yourself you know just you know it's good positive

thing I mean just you know just obviously it's bad you mean you know I

don't I mean you know I don't like

if why you me a Peppers PE Peppers pepp

Peppers PE peppers that's

why ah happy birthday happy birthday guy thank you thank

you

anyway oh okay well I will answer that question in a moment the Super Chat that just

came up and then also I will go ahead and say this though so say a quickfi it's one

city and then it's the rest of the world that's not so it's not just the one city

it's the rest it's also the rest of the world that's far vast I mean literally the city of quickfield is almost half

the size of New York City and I literally check this out so

it's like uh just about somewhere between 700 and 1,000 square miles it's that

big it's that big and plus Z so you got that big

city and then you got the rest of the world the rest of the entire

Earth um we're gonna that's uh not the present moment but we may end up

bringing that back up as soon as possible um that just I I'm going to say this

right now so I have a Discord I still do but I don't use it as much

there I said I don't use Discord that much cuz I got a lot of other things going on in my life I got all the things

and thinks and metaphysical and details I'm psychically iny sensitive all right so here we go I'm answering that

question so Mega Man does not live in the city of quickfi but he is somewhere else where he is on that Earth on the

Earth planet okay cuz quickfi is one city of all the all the the infinite

number of cities and countries and all that same mer oh look at

the what where where is wa what BL

blop where's the widget on this thing

oh oh good grief I'm not having that on here right

now where is yeah where is the link thing where is

that ah good grief you know what me try one the other backgrounds might be over

there grief yeah John and Nick I saw them I

saw that a little while ago I said hi them thank

you

was it on here was it on there okay gra uh widgets widgets ah good

grief hang on go now I gotta find this thing to Media Share

widget adding widgets

okay there and ah there you

go oh

Dutch so exaggerating the features reminds me of the SpongeBob

anime sheesh okay tentacles h

i okay that was silly uh um did that did that actually come up now I got to look

on the phone okay there now I'm seeing it skippity t

whatever okay good that worked okay well good at least I'm

getting me get that over here screen down I

Tex that source

ah ah good gri all right well Le I'm getting stream

don't attention attention deficit disorder

duh any there we go now we got that

it's like if you got have it on one one these things M I'll have it on all these

backgrounds all right there you go There's the link just what they did answer the

question anyway oh

um yeah fin night pH so details so I am quite quite that just the point click

jump scare type of thing and it's just it doesn't Vibe with

me very well so maybe maybe not that's just depending on the vibe and

everything but I am aware and I've seen the actually the uh animated video which

uh put in their perspective from what they saw I believe it's somewhere on YouTube I don't remember exactly what it

is but I have seen that

animation

pardon me better out than in pardon

me there we go that helps a little bit I'm a little wored too get a load of

this get the load of this

pardon me yeah anyway just going to put some more water

from the plasy bile in my glass bottle so that a water could

be charged the MFS that's in there and Bess it say me a trip to the

bath to the kitchen sink filtered water I have a water filtration system on my kitchen sink so I do get filtered

water and i r reuse repeat recycle Reduce Reuse

and all that pardon

me okay anyway um you know what I'll

mention this so I have watched the has Hotel series um I've watched the pilot years ago I thought it was good i' also

watched Hill the boss I thought that was good you know what there's definitely going to be a crossover between

oh okay okay first do of

gum uh meet the view

count well I don't know too much about that right now just I mean all I know is just

you copy and paste the link you pay for the number of seconds for the videos video till I watch it just yeah I

mean like I feel like you can use common sense in that

one you know what here's your signi reference oh pretty good not bad I gotta get

out ah thank you very much [Music]

yeah okay humorous username you got there

guy and yes I was being sarcastic I said that we just did this didn't we I did he

Nick oh wait that was a different Nick okay by anyway hello there you go there's your shout out and as I'll

repeat again I don't typically do shout outs because you know for got these

question questionable individuals mentioned I don't consciously know who what they are are so like they think

it's all that all anyway uh let's start so hus been

hotel I have not watched that I have not watched that I have not watched that don't know consciously what that is

anyway yeah of course I like Charlie and uh and vaggie that's a really good

they're a really good couple I'd like that I like that vaggie was an angel

I can't you just copy and paste your link to the URL thing when the dipping

jar under that straight to the

tap if I was too loud videos you well

buy the car I want to say use common sense um

if you can afford that car now great otherwise I suggest you wait a little

while [Music] longer maybe get some help on that obviously you can if you got if you got

the credit you can take out a loan for the

car paron me what am I

doing yeah I like

baggie like you know best of wars and I love to spoiler the one individual from

the has Hotel Lally went up to heaven in the last episode one million

times how did you you okay that was a good one that was

good okay thank you for that okay um

okay that song's going to get stuck in my head now I've actually heard that song

before okay that was good upside downside

yeah well essentially we're filtering out the NSFW videos as well so if you're putting in the video for the that has

some NSFW or questionable content in it and it's not getting through well because that's

why okay that was a thing that was a thing

at least we know it is working and I'll consider that mildly

this FW but I'll let it slide it's all

good yeah oh a dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick

dick here got there your Nick shout out that's enough Nicks

and and that's enough shouting

outy thank you oh thank you there you go that was

simple was a that was a good

one toat H you know

what okay I'll give you this one it's just like you know yeah the one time it's un ref

[Music] reference over there oh please who who hasn't thought

about sending in word from time time anyway thank you thank you so much Ethan there you go I mean I think it's okay if

I just read the username and as long as it's a safe for work

username anyway

goodness um all right my brain went blank I'm

thinking think about what about next I know something's GNA come up

shortly something come up shortly

well this came up I kind of feel like this is a repeat of an earlier thing I

mean what you know what I can to try to answer that question so what's a song that often randomly gets stuck in my

head because you know I'm B about that b Canon b new channel I'm about the B Cy B

no CH about don't

Jud

okay puppy okay okay that was okay that was fun and also remind me from just

from that one little bit from Star ver it was so nice we had to see it

twice anyway driver put this bus over right now and get me m can't traffic I

love the voice of that guy the voice that bus driver I mean whoever voiced him I love that

voice not going to be a over I get out this

traffic very good voice I love that voice so fun

anyway all right another be com out

shortly anyway oh you know what go back to that don't show somebody that you

don't even know in this music it don't matter in this business it don't matter if your music's fast or

slow and by the way you know I just put that out there no

whacking but anyway I heard your story I just I appreciate your back I appreciate

your background what you've been through that's very very harsh I'm not going to go into spoiler I'm not going to talk

about detail ocal gima's

good I'm not going to say anything right now but just you're a good man noing you're a

good man although I will ask this if just if you respond any point whatsoever that'd

be great otherwise I won't worry about it but would you actually consider voicing DJ Pon Tre again I have a

feeling in my intuition that despite the Deep tone you my put

up but yeah I just in my intuition despite the deep voice you can always pick up your F your chit and F in the

nose so that you can still get the old DJ part 3 that is good you did the DJ part 3 the

best I feel like even do it better than I think it was the Lost n rare that did it it on that Magpie Pony ass Pony video

I mean just just so much better anyway that's a good song to get stuck

in your head it's not a good one sonic boom sonic boom sonic boom TR keep

running faster sonic boom sonic boom sonic boom save the planet from disaster

favorite song of all [Music]

time money Sarah star theme I may not

remember I may not speak Japanese but hey at least it's decent

[Music]

okay I things my mind just just past few days and everything the

meditation t

massive damage on that guy little five

Flames all right cool

you know I also mention this as well hey everybody has drama whether you whether

you block me on Twitter or not drama's just going to follow you period

everybody I told you I'm taking a break from conventions I'm not going to be any

more conventions for a long long long time

period anyway I was I say earlier and enable this stop on OBS it's not

enabled I mean so okay

well okay well make a not of that enable desktop

audio my Powers is not to be used for personal game

whatsoever

I'd say put your money on the

minor put your money on the miners the minor I just talked about

that a little while ago but oh yeah overall opinion just I feel like it was pretty good I love the

music and I love the uh song from between Angel and

uh my brain it's not right I'd remembering on all the names and everything but yeah the guy with a

really good voice you know the popular voice actor and all that but yeah the guy that was the Bender yeah I like that

song that was a really good song

anywayyy I love you the minor

49er good to be a minor in the old 49ers

you are

[Music]

blessed

and let's just I said minor as in uh I was making the pun in reference that old

classic song and talk about the minor the minor 49er like you know I'm working

the salt and the mines with the picka and

I love Fraser and Home

Movies

oh

hey I can appreciate that he's got a good taste I like

Frasier I don't think this one's loading properly

um okay what's wrong with you why aren you playing apparently you got something

in you but you're not showing us show the eyes at home what the video

is well that'll clear out shortly enough or maybe another video

popping can you hear me now can you hear me now can you hear me now can you hear

me now because I can hear myself now and I'm seeing the yellow cling up when I

talk into the microphone right there

there all right so [Music]

there random random all right so something $20 $2 two

two B two bucks

[Music]

Sing a Song Sing [Music]

yellow anyway yeah so yeah I'm a fan of classic songs I like to I mean I by Mr C

you know he raised me on music so how can I how can I not love classic Sons I love all music

genres and the one that said being just a heavy metal and the one exception for that would be Death Clock Thunder horse

AR that just like you [Music]

know I mean maybe I mean sure RX sk's got the chops for

it I did that just just to make the reference to MCG greto I like that anime that was really good that was really

cute and fun okay how much longer is this thing

me up here I'm just going to put it partly off screen so I'm not totally

distracted by it all right give we get another one

here give we get another one can buy something else

anyway [Music]

okay yes I did just sing the yellow rosea Texas I just answered that question a

little while ago and a part it does actually along with other events that shall be

confirmed later on this year and as you all will see ready to be in the news or ready to be in person one way or another

I'm going to find you and you will not take any pictures cuz I'll smash your

camera anyway let's get let Dr po oh

okay that finally disappeared good I can put that back on screen

oh okay this is a random turd okay that was a that that was that

thing silly silly stupid thing silly silly stupid

thing poor Spike having have to belch out

those Scrolls from time to time that was a real gas the bility to just ended

coming out like that goodness oh goodness

me okay ski ski skippity skippity skippity stupid silly thing all right

fine it's just a head in a to to go s whatever

ear rap aside which might do apologize for

that me yeah I need to brush my hair

oh wait oh yeah think I

again did I I forgot I think I might have pinned something oh

yeah Justin is the winner and there's your hint for your

lovely

dinner you know what I like coron and

OU just leave it at that they good streamers they're good [Music]

vtubers H but they do good do really good stuff I appreciate them they're good

individuals anyway uh what was I doing all right checking my profile oh yeah I have the

uh that might that may or might not be confirmed but don't necessarily have

to but that's whole another thing oh uh yeah sorry because I had the shout out

pin to the top oh H you know what I can remedy that real quick that poot situation and I'm

just checking my phone here

here yes I have disciples and Bowes and all the

others put that TW up when I put that up six days ago

okay to Temporary for I try January L

night like gu I PE Bots okay so I put that up oh here it

is okay November 20th guy or

wait

try hard try hard but don't buy L

anyway that is the microphone it's right here that's to my mouth how can you not hear me loud enough and that's I'm

actually shout it to you

anyway anyway so what if I talk a little loud I talk a little low I give you a

thing and then we're on the go and I'm trying to get this fit out

copy uh no I don't know what that's about I

don't know I don't know I don't consciously know about that I know

something but I don't know about

that can you hear me now minute I try can you hear me now is

this thing working I'm trying the other microphone h i you I know you can hear

me through this can you can hear me through this marker please part to the

floor why the sh mic the the sh mic's not working working here this is the only mic that works it's the only microphone we have if you can't hear me

now that you've got problems with your phone maybe turn the volume up on your end I don't

know yeah okay um I never met everybody

in my high GR in my high school class year fit okay so I just got the put the

mic's right here I'm getting the input audio input capture sure it's going to

be through this thing you hear me through this thing okay either I'm being either I'm

get justest it on or anyway I know some of y'all can hear I know y'all can hear me I answer the

questions you know what it's been about an hour we got a

few good videos in all

right [Music] um I'm mening this one Advance just uh

no lson will not win I'm getting the uh other super chats

out of the way here and we know just yeah fits the microphone we're going to work we'll

work on this I me shoot desktop audio and all that anyway H let me just take

care of this really

quick

why you making me sound like coach mcgurk or

just darn it my brain I mean okay so

John Benjamin why you making me sound like John Ben making me sound like John Benjamin anyway there you go I just uh

fit that by I just copied the PO Bots back onto the video back onto the

Twitter so that's not the latest tweet there all right so I'm very much going

to end the Tweet right here from in the chat right here by now but thank you all for coming this is this is a good

experiment we'll have more video more video more streams featuring this and uh grayy we'll have things more perfect by

then thank you all again have a blessed safe night peace love and peace love and

peace love and

peace}}

==Round 2 - Media Share Suggestion Live Stream==

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===Highlights===
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'''3:25:''' Chris talks about trying to fix his [[biological clock|sleep schedule]], saying he would like to be able to wake up at an earlier time. He says he needs to readjust to how it was while he was in [[Gateway Homes]].

'''4:20:''' Chris shares a passage from the [[Goddess Log]] pages, recounting his first time surviving [[COVID-19]] in [[Jail Saga|jail]] over the span of nine days.

'''6:25:''' Chris talks about how cold it got while he was in [[Jail Saga|jail]].

'''10:20:''' Chris's says his favorite song from ''{{w|Hazbin Hotel}}'' is "Loser, Baby".

'''12:22:''' After a while, Chris volunteered to get the kosher trays while in [[Jail Saga|jail]].

'''13:21:''' Chris gets asked if he is on good terms with [[Barb]]. Chris says "My mother and I..." but is interrupted by strange sounds coming from a different room causing Chris to give a weird stare. Chris then says "Ignore that."

'''20:20:''' A YouTube video titled ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvjcuWt9-hs Rakin' the Lawn]'' (spoofing the Judas Priest song "Breaking the Law") plays.

'''21:18:''' Chris declares, "My poop has become green."

'''23:01:''' Chris mentions that someone else from [[Jail Saga|jail]] taught him a "fifteen-second expanding breathing technique." Chris does not mention his name.

'''23:50:''' Chris says he would not give someone a titjob for money.

'''23:53:''' A YouTube video titled ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-cwVox_eqw You are a fool Jacinto]'' (a clip from the movie ''Cured of Fears'') plays.

'''25:33:''' Chris burps.

'''27:16:''' Chris shows his muscles, [[Chris and health|or the lack thereof]].

'''28:42:''' Chris makes an ''{{w|Adventure Time}}'' reference and sings the show's intro.

'''29:50:''' A YouTube upload of "Color Your Night -Full-", from the ''Persona 3 Reload'' soundtrack, plays. Chris dances to the music.

'''31:50:''' Episode 1 of ''Epithet Erased'', "Quiet in the Museum!", plays. Chris also says that [[ProjectSNT]] hasn't really blocked him, "I'm still watching."

'''32:07:''' The ''Rakin' the Lawn'' video plays again.

'''33:28:''' Chris pulls his shirt up to his head a la [[Beavis and Butt-head|Cornholio]].

'''34:27:''' Chris changes the stream overlay to show his Nintendo Switch screen.

'''34:41:''' Chris does a [[Captain's Log]].

'''34:58:''' Chris puts in the game cartridge for ''The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+'' into his Nintendo Switch and begins to play.

'''35:16:''' ''Rakin' the Lawn'' plays again.

'''37:00:''' A donator says their friend met Chris at a Mission BBQ once. Chris says it's possible because he went to Mission BBQ a few times while at [[Gateway Homes]].

'''38:28:''' A donator tells Chris that they will donate $50 if Chris wins a game of ''[[Tetris 99]]'' on stream. Chris closes ''The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+'' and opens ''[[Tetris 99]]''.

'''40:37:''' ''Rakin' the Lawn'' plays yet again.

'''40:54:''' A YouTube video titled ''Better than Any Paradox Game | Hearts of Iron III'' plays.

'''42:53:''' Chris loses the ''[[Tetris 99]]'' game. Chris also does a verbal shoutout after the donator says they will donate $100 for him to do so.

'''44:27:''' A YouTube upload of episode 2 of ''The Handymen'', "The Job", plays.

'''46:53:''' Chris claims [[ProjectSNT]] will change her mind shortly enough. It is foreknown.

'''48:15:''' Chris talks about his [[KCWC broadcast|old radio show]].

'''49:39:''' Chris loses another ''[[Tetris 99]]'' game.

'''50:02:''' A YouTube upload of HHgregg's "Christmas in July" commercial plays.

'''50:31:''' An "Uncensored Trailer" of ''The Handymen'' plays.

'''50:46:''' Chris says that pride is not a sin, but rather [[Chris and his ego|arrogance]].

'''51:53:''' A YouTube upload of "Vultures of North" by Orbit Culture plays. Chris says heavy metal is his least favorite [[music]] genre, but he still tolerates it.

'''54:10:''' A YouTube video titled ''[YTPMV] - hhgregg Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa in July'' plays.

'''55:56:''' Chris talks about reading the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] subreddit.

'''57:10:''' Chris loses the [[Tetris 99]] game.

'''57:21:''' Chris sings "[[I Got A Fish]]."

'''59:44:''' Chris says he is not into anything NSFW anymore.

'''1:01:17:''' A YouTube video titled ''Chris Chan is the impostor'' plays.

'''1:01:54:''' Chris has come to terms with [[Megan]] leaving his life.

'''1:02:36:''' Chris loses the ''[[Tetris 99]]'' game, losing every game he played.

'''1:02:50:''' Chris closes ''[[Tetris 99]]'' and opens ''The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+''.

'''1:03:15:''' Chris burps again.

'''1:04:48:''' A YouTube upload of "Wargblod (Bonus Track)" by Orbit Culture plays.

'''1:05:36:''' Chris has not heard of PokeMMO.

'''1:06:00:''' A ween plays a video of ''[[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark]]'', which Chris flips out over, covering his ears and chanting "Lalala".

'''1:06:45:''' A YouTube video titled ''FAT OLD VR CHAT PREACHER GONE INSANE!! COMPILATION'' plays.

'''1:07:54:''' "Wargblod (Bonus Track)" plays again.

'''1:08:11:''' An upload of [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]] plays. Chris responds "I know... I used to be [[homos|homophobic]] way back when, but now I'm not."

'''1:11:36:''' Chris says he has watched ''[[Smiling Friends]]'' and recites the line he was originally planned to do.

'''1:11:51:''' Chris is tired of the [[Fanta]] meme.

'''1:12:57:''' A YouTube upload of "Obsession" by Orbit Culture plays. Chris says that the band is not righteous.

'''1:13:14:''' A YouTube video titled ''Spike, The Dragon Lord! 👑🐉 My Little Pony: Make Your Mark Netflix After School'' plays. Chris freaks out and then complains that the filter for the media share videos could be better.

'''1:13:35:''' A YouTube video titled ''Math. Math!'' plays.

'''1:13:45:''' [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet]] plays again.

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speakers going so I'm not going to hear anything from here I'll be hearing it from the computer

speakers anyway so aside from that I'm continue on with other with my projects

as usual and just it's been such delay cuz I had to focus

on sleep varing sleep schedule for one thing I'd like to be able to get up earlier but then just just another

thing gotta be a try to go to bed earlier so Le so I can get up earlier I

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do better we're going to go longer this time so more time for the commentary between the paid comments and uh the

paid media share so without further Ado so I do have a little bit of content

just obviously random thoughts and whatand but I thought I might start off with a little something from the old

guys log Pages share with y'all about uh my experience my very first time I

survived Co I survived Co literally more than five

times I'm strong I meditated I affirm anyway I feel I feel like y'all

would be able to benefit from my experience as I wrote it down so when I

first had Co was back on February 5th 2022 obviously I was in the jail at the

time anyway h so yeah it's like got a supplemental

pages okay thank you all right so on February 5th I tested positive with

covid at around 9:45 p.m. Eastern Standard Time

precursor my body was working very heavily lately in some reprogramming of

this universe to be less restrictive and all that plus there was some heat from

frustration on her part when I refer to her I'm talking about my body at this

point all right from her part anyway her part it went up to a massive flame prior to the

court date on February 3rd at least it feeling that way so day one which was February 5th my entire body felt really

weak and partially limp like noodles moreover we felt quite disassociated

from the reality of the 1218 half of the universe we felt a scratchy throat after

midnight the previous night and between about uh 2 or 3 and 5 a.m. we were awake

and felt really like we were separated and going faster than time throughout the past night and that day but my body

was massively even more sensitive to the vibrations we also experienced some coughing and coughing up bits of flam

some disorienting dizziness we felt chilled even under the three layers of thermal tops bottoms and socks and the

and the uh thick blanket yeah it's just a in the jail it's just like a general

you know uh single layer blanket also had like a pair of sheets and the mattress but yeah thermal Toops thermal

bombs pairs of socks I wore three of each three pairs of socks three thermal

bombs three ther it got that cold it got really cold there's no air conditioning in the cells period it's always cold in

fact the deputy that work there even in the summer he comes to work in the office he has to wear a jacket because

it gets cold in there period go figure J's in there looking to

cut cut cost and everything anyway so where was

I and socks and think blet mild decreased appetite as my B felt only

able to eat the vegetable and fruit sides from the trays felt able to stomach the spicy bean meats and Rice

and Noodles fever yes but also psychic headaches as usual and my right side

broken to Broken my right side broken Toth nerves you know prior to it being removed I got to get that replaced at

some point it's going to happen shortly enough anyway and the gum line underneath it were sore like hell not part of the

virus but having this alongside that was most UNR was a most unrestful [ __ ]

and the virus affected my voice from the throat and there were mild hits in the chest prior to the swab we must look at

consciously as a chest cold February 6 day two my body had

recovered some strength energy and stability we were able to stomach and eat the spaghetti from the lunch tray we

experienced some diarrhea and increase in flim being coughed up and some deliriousness for a while after waking

up from another of our analytical process processing dreams though this one was partially a fever dream as well

throughout the day we have managed well and good to find our focus and bear thoughts and insights amidst the

processing of and recovery from this virus I listen very well to and work

with my body and what we were we are able to do and able to consume keeping epic observ observant that keeping epic

observant that neither my body or I are demonic influenced and we remain

continued strong on Heaven Universe cors inner light power and rainbow power with

our divine and God powers and abilities as I I stated sa supplement pages about

greater Divine truths and reasoning of the virus I forget which part that might on these Pages anyway Co is a great test

sent down as described in Revelations of the Bible to sort out the stronger

capable and highly enlightened individuals with at least good sense to listen into their body and working to

make the beer choices on how to heal and recover of the virus based on the

vibrations of good viruses I mean good versus bad felt by their Aura energy

field so they can survive and continue onward towards their destined and Faded shift while staying alive and within and

with their bodies with the collective who are the better enlightened and able majority from this 1218 herur have to se

when ie have and the com and the combination of the

two I feel like more over my Uncle Tom and a Harry are more the NASCAR fans

but this guy um yeah I don't think it'll come in first

place I I had to be from uh think episode four the song that angel and the

and the bartender sign together

and you are

blessed anyway find where I left off yeah

survive continue ah and and decrease the number of toxic

individuals Left Behind from those that stayed strongest and survived the

virus day three last night was without sleep sleep yet with physical rest and self-healing from about 2: to 600 or 7

a.m. the meditations while sleeplessly resting proved mentally stimulating and

entertaining pardon me I also note my broken toothache linking with the nerves

and my right ear being uncomforting I've had to stuff the tooth Gap repeatedly

with chewed up chewed by me pretzel D at least it works the covery exposed tooth

nerves for uh or up to a decent amount of time before slipping out and being

swallowed the the pretzel do being swallowed also to know from getting up

at about 10:30 a.m. to this present moment as upon ryness our throat is feeling no longer as scratchy mild like

a Whisper In The Wind now coughing and Flame appears to have decreased the wavering in the chest area has decreased

as

well just a m be kept but don't expect them

to win decrease decreas our appetite store

remains cautiously selective and not wh the richness or high spiciness of The Bean patties are filling foods such as

rice noodles and bread a lot of the time the mock chicken tofu strips I was on

the kosher tray I volunteered myself to be put on the kosher trays after after

staying there for a while and I found out I like the kosher trays much better than the regular trays and we got to eat the fish on the Friday so that was a

good thing that was a good thing anyway my chicken tofu strips were safe and go by the way in regards to tofu I love

tofu by the way I like the white bear than a brown I mean I realize I realized between the two the brown is meant to be

like the alternative to beef and the white alternative to chicken but just obviously The Taste between the two I

like the white better they were safe and good from today's love lunch tray as well as the

tuna from yesterday's Oliver we still very good thank you overall we do

still eat the vegetables and fruit sides as well as grits or oatmeal so cautiously we've been feeding the fever

very well I wrote quotes around feeding the

fever my mother and I

my ignore

that yeah power world did a mockery more over on Pokemon than of any the sa and Rose shoes

period anyway so was that easier time oh okay I had started this page so day four

my body and I had an easier time falling asleep the previous night this morning at brunch we felt some mild disorientation and had to lay back down

for a meditative healing rested at the brunch ate all but the bread on the tray the typical symptoms had lessen but with

my further hind psychic senses we ended up sensing blood pressure spikes a few

times as the bond suddenly suddenly literally lit up like a light bulb and I had to consciously

focus and ground myself well to hold on partly virus effects but as lar

confirmed on WTOP 107.7 FM radio news station a rocket was launched during

that time and my literal Rift and solar storm I mean and a literal Rift and a

solar storm shocked the rocket and not for satellites at

orbit into the Earth's atmosphere yep another met sign of Vladimir Putin's

World War III attack on Ukraine either way I'm still going to recover of the virus stay alive and save

the majority of the earth's population in the collective shift

which was going on at that time between those that were moving forward from 1218 half to se I 7 half to C parts so

counterparts body and so forth as opposed to those uh of the toxic

minority yeah just obviously the survival of the Fizz there between the two halves anyway day five last night

was rough as an internal attack by virus cells attempted to hit my heart the upper half my left lung my throat

bronchial tubes and even my core which by the way the core is between the heart and solar plees so it's like the

core is right about here the core is right there and not something off not the Inson controller off pardon

me ah okay I have watched has been L I went

over that the last stream thank you for asking thank you for the donation

anyway I was in meditative rest and focused on healing my body destroying the virus and infections and remaining

spiritually grounded at the time after about 900 p.m. in the bed under warm blanket with felt these impacts and

contined to stand strong for ourselves and consciously focus on the counter measures inspiring our white blood cells

and defenses to fight we had some help with a few very kind and hardworking angels and Heaven

soldiers as well as a few Herer type Souls from our pocket subdimension my

body and I are genuinely most humbled and thankful for their service I also personally struck down a good number of

virus cells spiritually we won the battle and

fight all of you are blessed thank you for your support and

kindness all right I also personally struck down a good virus oh yeah and we

contined the healing and viral cleanup Works throughout the night and onward we awoke this morning feeling more even

more recovered and in better health but we continue to remain onc conscious meditative guard and spiritual physical

defensive also at present our octave note singing is's clearing up slightly off key from my normal now but

improving it's a good show it's a good show and yeah Adam definitely had what

was coming to him on that front he's not me he won an avatar

period anyway continue day five we had another

attack it targeted the center bronchial tube core and throat round two was enduring but we survived throughout the

day the shifts events Cosmic and metaphysical and the sore flares and storms did not do our brain much help

made more tough on top of all this we contined to remain focused strong wield and spiritually grounded on healing our

body and destroying the virus and clearing the infections day sits we last night we saw

encount encountered a round three from our core up the Broncho tubes and Center

to the throat and mildly annoying disruptions in the brain from that after hitting the hay but I am my body with

our anog and psychic allies and on backup continue to stay and stand strong grounded healing and subduing the virus

attack keep on practicing you get better with your hand drawing skills and even if it may not per look perfect just

obviously nothing's perfect nobody's perfect everybody is flawed what is

neurotypical these days hey guy hey guys all three of you shout out to all you

your names are mentioned right there but yeah I mean so there's really nothing for you to be mocking anyway so

just stop it the cringe and then cringing just thank you very much the

only thing that's cringe is all of you

cringing on me on anyone and even on yourselves

period okay didn't just saying okay for that

okay anyway there is presently very little remaining of the co virus infections in

my body had naturally all my life and it became more conscious of it within the

past half to full day decade and I've been on practice and and

further endurance and progression of it ever since

mhm the individual has their own blessings let them be on

that I'm going to see that for later anyway what was

I on the upcomings oh I have heard that yes the multiple things multiple

creatines even out even a gun mode just yeah that's a really good figure I agree all right

anyway okay great you rake that lawn all there's very little remain of

the co virus infections in my body my throat became less sore my co core and respiratory areas feel less stressed and

be [Music] stabilizing breaking along breaking

along perfect look like

Waluigi wait why are we doing with two of those hang on a second I'm going to check

here in the tropical Seas with the coconut trees the air is fresh and the

people are free but here in the mountains there's no Freedom like that there's a man in jail and his name is

hat oh I see what happened

in TW in there twice sure

anyway all right feel less stress okay waking up

this morning my body my my throat is almost fully healed and the rest of my body feels even more healed and

recovering lots better also the first time since day one of this infection back on February 5th my poop has become

green of this I know green poop means well virus in the body virus in the

belly but in this instance I do believe this green poop symbolizes virus

recovery they of your

blessed as well fireus recovery as destroyed fire remains get released and

dumped we remain on continued healing and grounding meditations on guard and observing until better confirmation

last page of last sheet of paper I promise so day seven still

recovering ch's best pizza yeah they're good I kind of feel

like it papa johnas is good quality although of course the better quality is from

those that are individually

established I feel like I am safe from that even though I do not consciously know what that

is anyway still recovering throat is no longer feeling sore and my chest feels better yet slightly tight from the

remaining fading infection spots progress continues very well as my body's healing and cleansing throughout

the day I've been feeling mild tightness in our core and Center column of the chest I shall be on guard and Eng

grounded healing and cleansing meditation to ensure this is relieved and cleared day eight the that chest

tightening has lessened though there's still some Shock feeling at present the 15c expanding breathing technique

somebody else in jail whose name might be mentioned here he had enlightened me of is helping as well day nine feeling

back our old self and state going to conclude the co journal on that note I for know that the supplement shall be

most helpful to someone else down the road from there thank you very much the good time okay anyway so that was the

very first time I survived Co and wow just the first time just you know literally thought it was a camine I just

felt chills straight out my body I feel that was only from the first time the

the future times after that that feeling didn't come out but still I recognize the feeling in my core and

chest ever nobody should have to feel

that no

oh [Laughter]

it origin meant good luck and Hitler had to go ruin it but it

can be cleansed just associate with something more

good that's all I will say in response to that one

[Laughter] anyway there you go there you go and now

it's time for

water oh gross we can hear her swallowing the water big deal

deal mid deal I watched that scene from species 2 on how the uh knop hooker and

the C that alien child the individual is blessed upon the

respect the terms and whatever they lost and H and all the way as long as they follow light power

and goodness they will recover [Music]

anyway [Music]

par

anyway let think other things anyway yep y obviously a lot a

lot of you seen my Twitter post recently and I was just a little figure not I knocked over just now and readjusting

the monitor here get back up guy D okay

good so yeah obviously yeah G4 is going to return continued on continued on

everything it will be good very much and I'm going to have a personal hand in that metaphysically and

physically anyway h what else what else what

else

um so I have seen the knuckles the kidna series trailer looks like a good show and they'll be and they'll be good

for to I mean we get some continuity from the Archie comic saying some of Knuckles video

player well depends was it safe for work or was it not safe for work if it wasn't safe for work then that's why it didn't

play because filters our water filtration units are

on point anyway here I come tougher than

the rest of them the rest of them very tougher than Le your gone Knuckles un like Sonic he don't chuckle he his

musle that muscle very

good hey guys there shout out your name's right there your name's right

there yeah as I remember everybody I don't do I don't typically do specific

name shout outs in general so there you go I give you that one this is pretty

much your shout out it's just me acknowledging that your name appeared on the

video what else what else um

H it's okay but it will not be Canon not canon with this timeline you're just

assessing an alternate Dimension alternate universe and just that's essentially

it like it was with how seic Farland continue just going on with

alternate pet Griffins and this F and the family from throughout multiple

timelines just to make the continuity of do being continue to be young

mathematical yeah Aventure Time come on grab your friends go to fairly distant

land with Jake dog and fin the human and Marceline the queen and B bubble G the

fun no never it's adventure time C thank you very much thank you

very much yeah

you anyway what else what else what

else she but never my things going on lately I've been doing lots of work and

painting and whatnot

anyway I am looking at everybody that's that been submitting for the contest and

obviously after the 24th the uh winners will be submitted and they will be contacted

personally and they shall receive their prizes so it will be very good p on a

three song

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I'm down I'm going to D the breaking up I'm on miss riding up whatever it is got

to do riding up me ring up I look up in SK asking not a while but never let it

face me I'm keeping good VES one on the road watch out for all surprises what ites put B but nothing one day in the

night let me the down with my

life whoever you in the day and never

fully gone to be back again until it

over days ahead of us put your hands up w

[Music] like this put your hands up the from always got my back and of course

got don't wor about that it's been a good day good night it's going be a good

day I not heard of it and I may consider

it this sounds good I love me some music NOP Soni Prime is alive you're

talking about just a regular Soni and a special Sonu when they

quote faint they literally just get they just go back to their Pokeball that they are

linked with and they get responded that's a respond generator the special ones are indeed

import so there you may say that but she has not

really I'm still watching hello

hello I'm we're wrecking alarm again with while Luigi look

Alik the guy took the guy's

job

[Music] okay H just where am I that was how

Courtney ended up when she literally went back in time to 26 along with a lot of everybody

else anyway let's see what

this [Music]

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breaking yeah breaking the lawn I think I feel like that's a parody of just Beav

but going breaking the lawn fre you know what I'll give you this one

I'm going I got to take this off one second you sh the short mik y'all can hear me here you go I'm going to do

this

I fun fun times fun

moments stupid Dar smart anyway uh what next

thank you very much

guy um acoustic

acoustic you know what I'm going to take this opportunity so I'm going to change I'm going to

switch gears a little bit so we're going to turn this from we're going to make this the interval be a gaming stream oh

okay stream the link is up there and of course we got all that I went ahead and

plug this in in advance so we're just going to play a little something from one of my fans C the SL start date 04

92024 everything continues to progress very well I'd say just pretty much uh whenever I do a live stream or whenever

I update consider those like a CL mhm thank you very much anyway so

let's play a little bit of this let's play this for a little while

personally provided by the individual behind the game he knows who he is so thank you for

this game the two other games and the other lovely merch and he's breaking the lawn

again break it the break it the break it the LA break it

and there he goes Yep this

guy in the gum and his mother lived alone in a

small house on a hill Isaac kept to himself drawing pictures and playing with his toys as

his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television yeah obviously Isaac did

not have the best upbringing and they were both happy that was until the day Isaac's mom Heard

a Voice from above maybe I can turn this up a little become corrupted by sin he needs

to be saved I do to save you my lord Isaac's

mother replied rushing into Isaac's removing all that was evil his life poor

guy again the voice called to her Isaac's soul is still corrupt

he needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins

your nanny I will follow is blessed and healed I have faith in the like this little larger his mother replied as she

locked Isaac in his room away from the evils of the world one last time Isaac's mom heard

the voice of God calling to her all she did just big and watch TV but I still

question your de that I will ask one more thing of you oh yes did anything oh

that's possible I did go to Mission Barbecue a few times for a gway happy birthday happy birthday happy

Happ Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy his life

as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else she she had some

demons in her head there was a bit of misguidance in there KN from the kitchen

especially this Isaac foror Isaac threw a crack in his door trembled in fear

scrambling around his to find a hiding place he noticed a tra door to the

basement hidden under rug that door without hesitation he flung open the

hatch just as his mother burst through his door oh I do not you I do not misuse

it because I work between the cosmos throughout the Multiverse physically and

an astral projection and an astral manifestation so I really do

so I wish you could appreciate better but not everybody can appreciate and understand

mathematical I played some of this

before yeah we'll keep it on Isaac uh gu maybe try to down

normally oh I suppose we can come back to

this you want some Tetris 99 you got we's switch over to that for a little

while good at least one did oh I can collect some Platinum

points I'll do that later all right so we'll play Tetris for a little while let's see if we can get

uh number one all right so time for the

matchups turn it Vol down a little bit I turn it up so we can hear the uh

cut scene from finding of Isaac

[Music]

[Music] Maximus attack the target the

[Music]

attackers oops that's [Music]

okay [Music]

oops we ended up watching Skiby toilet last stream so yes I have

[Music] oh actually I'll give you this bit as

well so Isaac had better blessings at [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

hand Isaac I had better blessings at hand that were coming to him but he had to be rid of his toys in games at the

time so it's like he had to had her survive to get to the

outcome and his [Music] Destiny H and nope nope I don't think

I've seen that [Music]

one and so yeah I survived and I got

everything back oh romantic killer that's a good

anime just I mean that lady that girl was deprived of her games her chocolate and even her cat and her

family but she did find love she found friends and then she got everything back

I see that was a really good deal despite the visard being so naive yeah let's go with that work

naive I mean seriously that wizard really knew nothing about true authentic

love and relationships and friendships all that wizard knew was

just essentially get it to the outcome and that's

it

50 [Music] H you know what I wonder second season

I'd say that's a good thing there'll be more Adventures for the girl on her new friends now and she could even be

potentially gaming with some of [Music] them more Slice of Life fun and school

and everything

oops okay well maybe not this one so I'll try again for

Maximus D and Ruby whoever they are there you

go down there you go town one you

show oh you know what here's a good one who's a silly Pony you're a silly Pony

who is you is Apple Jack bu Gat and knocking over fences who is you is Apple

day all day long you're Ching around looking at the apples on the trees dreaming all your Pony dreams theing

lips so greedily oh a Sil Pony you're Sil Pony you Opie

joke any okay nothing thing uh just the

notification I sh off screen all right all right [Music]

now get this oh you know what I'm surpris nobody's done like that just try

to get me to laugh that was kind of one idea behind this Media Share thing just

try to make me try to make me not laugh challenge but just obviously we'll see we can save that for another stream make

it like that he's like at that point I'll be

like just straight stirred face or lot be all like let be all

like trying to make me laugh how easy is it if anybody can find

that Cliff where but you keep reaching for my heroin needle to try and get it away from me and I'm not liking that

John it keeps me comfortable I'm feeling like you you're not you have some

ulterior motives you'll be a little comfortable hey keep your hand away from

my drugs all right that's your last warning listen I'm just going to take this and I'm going to you know what I

got a gun here John ow [ __ ] Jesus Christ John what did you [ __ ] do go deal

with the [ __ ] body all right we you clearly can't handle this heroin guy I got [ __ ] [ __ ] shut shut up deal

with the [ __ ] body all right go deal with the body my wife oh ouch Jesus oh [ __ ] I think he's

dead we got to [ __ ] n he safe got to take care of two bodies is John dead John is [ __ ] dead you got to deal

with John's [ __ ] body now Tom take all the money out of that guy's p on get

the money get the [ __ ] out of here you know you know this job Take the Money and Run the house we live you know what

Tom yeah let's go let's go talk to Sam what happen samtha will deal with it yeah

Jesus Christ John's [ __ ] dead C my name he he was pretty damn

good pretty good you know what you know what Dad I I don't want to hear it but I I will say you cleaned it all up you did

a fine job gentlemen I'll split John's John's pay you both get 10% of it I get

the rest obviously wait a minute I'm supposed to retire this week well John's

dead so uh you're going to have to pick up the slack you're going to have to

pick up the slack well so much for that retirement

[Music] plan well if I my line to it I can

actually be hard to tickle

[Music]

okay oh no she'll change your mind shortly

enough it is [Music]

forn

[Music]

anyway she you know what she only bought me because she didn't want to avoid the drama of you guys I mean shoot is she

really wanted to avoid the drama you guys she block you all cuz I know you all I know amongst all amongst all of

you the minority yeah y'all would just continue attacking her anyway so yeah

mood Point she should have just blocked all of you that you attacked her made the bad comments you know who you

are and only that need to be said back to you Ted faster okay D there's your

[Music] reference from the old radio show I did on audio

tape you know what that might be fun just seeing somebody try to replicate that little radio show of mine I did way

back when just like yeah I think it was high school I did both of

those oh yeah I still like Yogi y That's a good game I might be interested in playing

again it's been a long time but that's no problem I still got my original deck

thank [Music]

you

[Music] anyway top

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on the heat is on and we have lots of M screws because without M screws you're

screwed that's right oops I missed up oh well I'll give

it another try binging bing bing binging Bing we did the tasks two

of them

oh then as she blocked me why am I still seeing her

update July

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anyway hey there I'm Samantha you have a job that you need done but you just don't want to get it done yourself I'm

sorry I take pride in my my [ __ ] job Chad what do you take pride in huh you

sitting jerking off I do take pride Jer the new uh you know what that reminds me so

pride is not the sin it's arrogance arrogance is the real Sin and that about

when you have too much pride and sense of self and whatnot which which ve on

into the narcissism and all that done done so again pride is not the sin it's

arrogance I'm getting sick of this [ __ ] I don't want to get [ __ ] every

time I turn around just obviously you don't want too much pride CU otherwise then you can become like Smur it oh my

gosh I [ __ ] Jesus Christ God what did you

[ __ ] do get what you want done done at the handyman okay so that's what that

is that's the handyman so that's what that is okie

dokie we have watch some handy people being handy and

Brandy whatever that means it means whatever you want to make it out to me okay and there's your new series it's a

show about nothing [Music]

yeah even though heavy Meadow is my least favorite genre music I'll still

tolerate it I mean it's just obviously otherwise I would not watch a gret

go H well perhaps another time

but right now I'm doing [Music]

this doing this thing with Tetris talking to y'all and singing a song and dancing for

Christmas y ERS in the park hamsters in the park

got say hamsters in the park

do hey look gst's in the park that's rare you don't see that every

day they commission that there's like amers in the park while son Sonu and Rosie were on a

picnic and yeah essentially there's not too many hamster type Pokemon in nor ham

Taro or a h look alike in quickfill or in Virginia really

I mean there's no more P or Den they in the United States of America a bunch of Pokemon but there were obviously that

was just somebody that brought them in came from another region or like you know just traed in

from the [Music]

[Music] GTS

Okie do in yeah she Stupid

s imagine yourself curing just talking about random

Electronics just like why am I doing this I don't want to do this I can PID some money so all this

do this what they be like what they

said in the end what [Music]

it they really had to heal themselves after let their energy be drained out

all that

[Music] boom boom goes the thing does it like to

sing Bing

[Music] and you know what I will answer that

because your definition of trolls and trolling that's been around a long time

just all throughout the history of time I mean look in the in the musical movie Gigi The Spectators were just trollishly

looking at the incoming people that came in the that came into the party that

point possibly but I don't know about that I mean just all the gossiping rumors going on

so yeah I mean that's what y'all essentially were doing just gossiping and and making [ __ ] up I mean you know

what here's a burn for all you all the minority and even those it's on the Reddit I I read that formula for from

time to time if I was essentially sharing

everything I do with y'all like y'all kept on going then I would be doing that

more often and you would actually know what i' be doing presently y'all would actually know what's going on with whoever may be involved or whatever

not and I told yall everything that there was and what happened in the past and so forth in this timeline and

everything and what's to be as needed as y'all are needed to know it's on a need to know

basis but yeah essentially you don't know everything cuz I'm not sharing everything with all of you you don't

know you don't

[Music] know

anyway oops okay time to make a recovery

move y um okay I'm going to give it one more

try I'm going give it one more try for Maximus on this [Music]

stream I got a we're have to make a r okay there you go all right you got

your fish but you can't order you can't wish for a side dish because you're already get a side dish with that

wish so the wish for a s side dis just all you're doing is getting fat off that

you don't want to do that you don't want to do that anyway all right one more try

see if we can get Maximus on this string

[Music] oh and just poor Elliot he paid a100

paid a lot of money to get 100 copies of Texas another one the menuette

versions but still that was a good effort it's like trying to get a base set borderless

Charizard out of out of a $1,000

box

okay well it's your move you play and then you get to stay well let's see that's to be

determined and confirmed we'll figure it out how we can do Yu-Gi-Oh one

point yeah anyway down

there because I didn't want to be involved in your melal drama if your drama did not

exist then nobody would be blocking you

either and who's the manifestation who's the individual that

manifested that drama it was you I did not cause the drama you

manifested by literally commenting and saying bad things in response to it

if there was no penis draw there was no drawing of Rosie Rose chew with a

penis then there would have not been none of that drama either so that was on you

[Music] all and I reiterate I'm not into

anything in this FW anymore except for the fact just to be blunt and directly mention it

[Music]

I little change soon enough I'll be laughing out the other side of your

[Music] faces

[Music] oh I think the last time I played Tetris on one Tetris 991 streams I did get

Maximus yeah yeah play a little bit of Sonic

Superstars we play Tess 99 and we play something else hey that was a fun that

was a fun time

[Music]

what the matter with

youing that was a fun episode for part

two my name my address my phone number every stop

as long as you understand it yourself and if you do then

Kudos otherwise to most that would be just playing

gibberish you know what that's okay she was not meant to be long turn anyway and at

least she knows that I have progressed and developed further immaturity which is more than I could say for her at that

point in time but at least she's still enduring on her

[Music] part boy is she enduring I sense an

empathy [Music]

anyway okay not going to be able to do it this stream sorry guys oh well we

tried well that was fun who's for Chinese said the Joker that one

episode and yet the Batman did not die he bounced back as did

Isaac [Music]

any because you know I'm all

about pardon me I think I will have a little water thank you all right tell

you what skip the introduction first file first file there

you

go [Music] Souls all

right yeah May me next time BR all

right all right which way do I go up up up down down left

right I think we go

north got the item I'm going go this way hey

money and yeah if you have money to donate

okay let see then I'll try

South rainbow poop okie

dokie he look [Music]

Bitcoin [Music]

cool guy buy something for a

nickel okay well there's your

nickel goes down see over here

Sim

cool okay MMO no I have not consciously heard that

but i s that I'm thinking that must be some sort of multiplayer online

version a Pokemon yes I do do you know

it and there is nothing wrong with that it's okay to be gay

combining no no no no no no no no no get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out get out I'm not

seeing it I'm not hearing it can't hear you I want to the

[Music] filter

I turn back time I never saw

that anyway looks like we found a boss room my intuition tells me too I'm get a

hold of that 14year old daughter too when I get done with her she ain't going to have to worry about where she's going to have or I'm going in here ow that was

painful get these

spes come on hit hit hit hit hit hit

hit or they just meant to be regular spiders they don't hurt yeah okay sorry Isaac my

bad oh they follow okay maybe they're support team all right let's do this versus the

gurglings

fight oh don't step on their blood oh that was

[Music] easy all right

good

one L yeah

okay bement do all right maybe I'll skip that door

hello okay you know the word gay T to be around a lot I know I used

to be homophobic way back when but now I'm

not wait okay I'm at full health so that's why I'm not picking it up okay

all right oh get out of here

you what is this fale

Alchemist um

oh I got a key there we

go all right let's go this

way if only I could do the shooting at diagonal as opposed just up down left

right make it bit easier I'm just saying

raino arus O bck

coin okay B up durman

flies I can repent make them feel better by healing them there

WS the tears the young with the tears the young

one all I got that

fly there we go oh another key oh speaking of

witch giant cell oh oh my

gosh I feel sorry there t much

bber man close it

up he farted that was

unexpected

okay money room I see w ouch that went all right well didn't eat

that may you find Enlightenment wish I could and I say same for some of the individuals

okay let's have a look in here I have two that's a nickel and

that's a DI maybe a maybe later all right or maybe not boss room

Gemini now we use a bombb that didn't

work

bomb Oh I have actually watched smiling friends I thought was a decent show oh

I'll give you this one don't forget about me gree a good time well did you do it I mean no but I toally could

[Music] have no absolutely not I'm tired of that

Meme why are yall still continuing on with that it's just

dumb and I can't get to that thing oh well that'll be a

ner ouch okay I definitely need healing here ah here we

are thank you I love you too my heart goes out there

by oh obviously it's like just appreciation type as opposed to like

relationship so just so you know

anyway good grief oh yeah the little guys are

helping me there you go all right full health again ouch

okay oh we got another one coming

[Music] in yeah okay these guys are not are they

definitely have a must must sins in them they're not

righteous oh no not again

again I'm not see it I'm not see it KN KN KN KN KN

knock there H great that messed me

up okay that was something else Okie

do maybe the filter could be more

Hello observ observing word

okay before selecting that which can be

displayed all right boss room good

good all right Dodge some things all right that thing's not moving so I can use a bomb

on it

ouch Friendly

Fire okay anyway take another

level level four more

caves oh

okay [Music] really that's it oh well maybe I get they go back

somewhere all right oh got a key oh there we go again

ow

do H aost room already I'm going to come

back I'mma come back I guess to

get oh what's coming build I heard this week's build is based on a bicycle chain

I guess that gets the wheels

turning yeah it's like obviously these things that power up

abilities anyway you already got my two

bits my relationship um well that depends on what you mean with whom

specifically anyway my relationships are on good levels friendships and acquaint ships

and similar oh okay waay for

it okay these spikes are not going down well in that case I guess that bitcoin's

out reach all right next

question oh this coin came

in B bomb only bombs that be

useful [Music]

okay see if I remember correctly yeah this way and this way

yeah and boss room Mega

funny good grief okay where

that

okay great okay H okay little chubby has appeared

in the basement okie dokie HP up and full

health groovy groovy want to be groovy because see

your booy everything is groovy okay that kind of looked like a male finger I saw

that okay well thank you for the donation

off I'll take the pain

see okay not quite

worth

okay where well that was

fun all right go this

way ah yay

bonus give me some comments give me some videos I show you D or treat well that

bleach did not do anything to me o

forense ah no no no

no okay that don't work either

no okay good I cleared up

that was distracting okay one more hit be very

careful okay that's not going to work

okay okay H key oh I ran out key so next

next

question all right groovy H

bomb all right needs a key okay I got this power

up don't get hit don't get hit don't get hit don't get hit don't get H don't get ah oh

no oh well by that thing in a dark place

okay okay to do you know what that's actually I feel like a decent time I

need to use the I need to use the restro so I will be back in the little

bit

all right I'm back guys all right so I'm taking more comments and

I'm going to play oh no no no no no no no get out get out get out get out get

out yeah yeah no no that's definitely that

was definitely

bad I bless you your

girlfriend thank you all right H well anyway give you all some more

content so let's take another crack it this oh bonus

item all right um okay I'll check this room

here okayu

as aute girl Mye okay

anyway ouch first point damage at least it wasn't one of these

fart boys this one one of these fart boys get out of here come on get all

right bomb pick up take a look over [Music]

here ey Shadow

right what is this dude it's like I got to put some money in it in order for do

anything okay all

right give me money I'll give you a

thing okay all right so let's see yeah

so a penny a penny I think I use a bomb on

these

okay oh well okay now I'll find another

bomb I

um um well he would not necessarily borrow any pow so I'm sign you because

Mega Man copy from those that are Technic as in you know mechanic

mechanical and Sonic cheese and Roose cheese are not mechanical so essentially moot point I

really should save the bomb for that one no I do not you want to know what I

eat I eat more vegetarian options so I still eat the meat an options from time

to time so I'm not totally vegan but anyway earlier tonight I ate a happy

foodie dinner I forget which one it was but had some good potatoes in it

ah digital art well presently as mentioned on my Twitter I'm accepting uh I'm accepting

individuals arts for an art contest we are holding there are prizes and possibly

have and that was all I will say about that okay come on come on come on all

right all you thank all right it come on come

on okay good don't get hit by

that okay I want to get

hit oh man oh

well let's give it another

try ah okay come on come

on all right all right anyway oh oh

bomb okay I guess obviously there going to be a technique that I can find like game facts or something on how to

dislodge bombs without from Stone without throwing it

up that thing was that thing was a trapped it was a trap and that was a

victim yeah all these are

traps yeah you know what that's past tense and the house has been cleaned up

ever since so that's a move point

and yeah I'd say about 2008 or n called they want that stupid mean

back Isaac clones zombie n n zies are

[Music] stupid look at there liptick that's not

safe where you drive and here come the train now sleep feding sleep jumps the

train look at that assle but he supposed to be

oopses okay so that's where the boss room is for this one all right get out of here Cyclops

cycloptic monster oh a penny two bombs you know what see wrong

button okay I'm going to say the other one um all right there was that gold

room all right let's see here I'm definitely not going

there friend zone the fli is in the friend

zone that's a lot better to being dumped friend zound is not bad still I

used to be in contact with that Ally that you tried to make the relationship with so don't misinterpret it don't

misinterpret friends oh this guy again

okay first piece of

crap okay these guys can all right actually I feel like that's some

decent timing considering what game we're playing right now

oops well are you sure takes I mean this thing is essentially like a CH FY can

take a lot of special attack hits and what we're doing is

using bubble that's the move that Isaac is using bubble oh

no oh no oh no

ah all right let's try again dungeons are Rand randomized for

optimal fight

okay that was that was a little bit easier all

right oh yeah that thing was like a jumping body

and this thing is the head and the two the meat and they go

they divide and try to conquer and thank

feel yep all right I blow it up

then all

right I got a key that's anything

else yeah another door dungeon exploration

all the Adventure Time oh I'm glad I came back for this

that was a good

deal all right

nice [Music] fly

okay all right let's see all right guess now we'll go to the boss

battle it's like why did I think that I can find money in in the room that

only accepts deposits does not have any all right anyway boss battle ah

Gemini at least that be easier that ass piece of

crap okay all you have to do is take a into

the mix now just take a little

a never get your fak soet and

[Music] salak well that was stupid

enough a come on oh oh lucky Rock has appeared in the

basement okay I mean so a lucky rock is appear

the basement so does that mean I go find it I mean is that where I'm at I feel like

I'm in the basement all right I'll look around and

see lucky

Rock lucky Rock luy

luck I answer that question when it comes around to it oh

okay

PhD oh that's a

mask try feel with these Amnesia range down um you know what

boost

special [Music] going to this

thing no lucky Rock not even in that room all right

let's move on Lucky Rock appeared in the basement unless that's the

basement went down the door to the next

level okay basement two

friends cuz they're Heroes they fight for a common goal of justice and that

which is light Power Righteous and

good right

anyway key let to go get the key clean up all the turds get up all the turds

all right I'm going to go left ah troll face bombs that was easy

enough oh I pressed the button I piit up a charm

[Music] okay what's about his eyes there that's

probably Amnesia effect okay all right freak key and I got to take all these

guys

out oh okay

bom all right I have four keys so let's take a look in here oh 10

bombs I like magician so dark magician

Dark Magician Girl oh mucho Dao great maybe I'll find a iron room

oh all right

cool oh look like a shortcut okay

well look at that big money cool very

nice that's more I could sa for ah bomb bomb

bomb okay

I just noticed his hair is on [Music]

fire okay I cleared that room out anything in here I didn't see anything

oh there we go um here's the key

oh

okay I's see the oh the lovers that's a tarot

card if I have 15 cents I get that thing I don't so I'll just move

forward okay there you

go okay okay boss room's over

there work on it do you realize do you let me tell

you Department of Green County

yeah yeah maybe all right there's money in

there oh I see if I blew up the bomb then all right let's try this then

okay grovy all right let's see here oh

great A Penny short from that thing oh it looped

around cool um

[Music] oh I have two options I can face the boss

or oh another door I was there all right

um you know what I'll take the free I'll take this

pass oh

all right you may have three cents you may have three

cents I'm going to go back and get that thing since it's

there Skipper what you doing bu what you doing destroying the r for why does a man climb a mountain because it's

there habit oh okay that's neate

okay now find that boss room again all right

gurglings all right maybe especially since he had

cross path before all right don't step on

their ouch

okay ouch darn all right wait a minute so we going on for

about two hours I say that's pretty good all right I'll tell you what I'll try one more round and then I'll get ready

to call it all right let's look in

here Spider Baby H spider with a top

hat spider with a top hat gun it's going to get a little weird

going to get a little wild I'm up around here from another dimension get a little

here can I have a good time okay all right I'll make that boss

room being there wait was that door south or all

right well going look East all

all right that was the first hit this time

around all right another

key talk about a narrow gym well

okay all right heal the that guy was hydrated oh a penny and

a heart that works right so we's try

fresh all right we hav let South yet

okay second hand all right what we got

here is it all just for show or is there

something oh found something there's a penny all right

groovy groovy what The Groovy we go see your

movie there you go monstro man okay

all right oh so much for

that okay H

okay all right

guy okay

you feel like you damaged yourself enough times from those tall

bounces hitmon missed and hurt himself with a high jump

kick wa

okay

okay oops all right oh no this thing no no no no no no

no no no no no no no no not Smile HD nobody likes

that I've watched that thing once and that was enough

period I got a belt all right that's level

oh no that was a bad dream all right

spacement two now he's wearing a

belt that should more accurately be called with

link yeah I mean I mentioned it earlier

ouch okay got

[Music]

it get out of here get out here oh I'll answer that question a

minute okay feel like something would have been good have something good come I have

to why did I do that H wait time I'll go one

more out okay spikes pits nothing here all

right all right

oh what' I do that for I accidentally pressed the button did not mean to do

that ah good grief all right

Lord wish okay I I dare say well you got to

be of extra HP out of that

well you know what you know what you know what you know what you can take

them and put them in a sandwich ah Amy S Mercury I also like

meiru s Neptune and Haruka was very cool too I

liked her oh nickel all right I can buy something oh discount three

the empress nice a this dingleberry

again I say if anything have [ __ ] l that

thing I got get all these minions out of the

way all right H are you H all right

you special defense heavy

one come on call for

backup

right oops okay there we go all right

I'm trying with this thing ah ouch okay we almost got it ah we got

one very cool we got that one and stem

shells let be up next

level oh man that hurts

all right all right I feel like going this way all

right all right darn I only need bombs there's a key over

there oh ah

okay there you go oh nice couple

bombs right come on

guys these tear can only hit so much oh another

[Music] Empress

okay ouch okay

open more all

right all right and no Penny

Penny CH friendly stop the name of WW sorry about

that chief your mission should you choose to

accept it is to put this in the tube pile right Chief and don't call me Chief

sorry about that Chief the journal they've uncovered it

already nothing but all right let's see if I can cover anything

of these likely not we'll give a

look yep okay I did I it right going this

way ah four bombs five

cents H try

something ah

groovy bomber man bomber man does whatever a Bomberman can as he

gets the show on Nintendo 64 Lookout it's the brand new bomber

man that commercial was everywhere just bomber man 64 decent game though I liked it okay

what do you have h s cents you know what let see mom's coin purse

oh XX oh no I may have be a floor

tears okay so it was r that does that okay not ZR all

right yeah no um okay looks like I I definitely need

to all right ouch well that was

fun we you I can blow that bomb Rock was

there one to blow up was there one to blow up even this

way nope nope you know what I'm saying nope nope

I don't know what you're saying yeah ah okay all right I'll bite

um or I would if I had bomb to do it with oopsies too bad so

sad no problem oh

well all right well let's do this then ah these again all right

I I can only take two hits I can only take one

hit let's see ouch

okay don't get H again I made

it oh shoot okay I think that'll do for

now cool H oh that's in the movie okay infil of the god Emperor our undying

Lord and by the R of The Golden Throne okay well that was an interesting

parody let's see all right is there any other let's see before I end this for this time

around all right I don't see other comments um is there any more videos is there any

more videos just maybe I do need that up so I can

see that get that my to reference maybe I'll see them up in

there come out of queue later all right well anyway I suppose that'll do it for now but anyway thank you all kindly for

watching and uh briefly I got to answer your questions they actually resonate and stick with you so that uh they need

but they not be needing ask again next time I do a string anyway I'll do for now yall take care

and have a safe blessed day and everything continue follow good light

powered and r}}

==Christ Chan Live Stream: Legos, Games and Media==

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[''Stream begins at 2:25'']

'''Chris:''' Hey everybody, ''hey-zeus'' ''Christ''ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime here once again. [''Stammers'']

Hang on. [''Mouse clicks''] There, I think that turned down the echo. I can tell the audio is working so I'm going to ignore those comments. [''Chuckles'']

Anyway, so, as you can tell from the title, we're doing something a little bit different. [''Adjusts camera''] Ok, technical things, I'm still figuring things out and all that.

Anyway, so as you can tell from the title, ''hm'' we got a Lego set right here, we're gonna put together, on-screen. So in a moment, I'll be switching to the uh... other camera.

Just offa' here it's gonna be uh [''pats table''] table right here. But just to give ya'll a little bit of preface and mentions, so, of course, we're doing the uh, media share and options. [''In the business we call this foreshadowing'']

Oh, I [''Clicking with mouse''] gotta' check a detail right quick. Alright, good speakers, make sure y'all could hear the uh... video... the videos that come into the media share as well. [''Nervous breathing'']

And uh, obviously there's going to be... there's likely going to be time- cuz we're going to go on for like a few hours. So like, obviously, you can click the... [''Points to onscreen donation link''] this link.

You'll be able to uh, [''exasperated sigh''] donate and make your comments. Whatever, i'll read the ones that are good. I read only the positive ones and uh... yada yada yada.

Whatever that means, just details taken care off-screen. Anyway- um. [''Nervous breathing''] And all the other good stuff. Considerable to the pre-considerable related to the previous times... adjusting details yada yada yada.

Ya know what um, just I'll slide this keyboard over here. That'll make things a bit easier. ['Sighs and hums a tune'']

Alright, but I moved the monitor closer to me so I can still read all that. Read the comments as they come in, so anyway. Without further ado. [''Switches to view of workspace'']

Right, [''pointing''], table. [''Nervously giggles'']

And I've got some, some, some special guests that are gonna' roll in as well. I'll show you the Lego set in a moment. [''Moving mouse around''] I'm gonna put the mouse over here.

Off-, just nearly off-screen. Got my water right here. But yeah- [''Mutters'']

Here's a little blast from the plast[sic]. [''Rolls a toy car into view''] The go-kart. [''In a childish voice''] It's a go-kart. With a glow-in-the-part, dark, tailpipes and the classic... me mini-figure.

With the airport torso. We actually did have the airport set. I built aeroplanes way back then. [''Laughs''] Fun. Fun times, good stuff. [''Nervous breath''] I like that, just, ya know, I just feel like it worked my, little mini figure.

I liked it, [''Piece breaks off the go-kart''] doh! [''Fixes it with nervous laughter''] I like him, my little orientations. Anyway, we gonna' have some fun with that.

And of course, here's a bigger thing coming in. [''Rolls a much larger toy car into frame''] Woo! My big carrrrrr! [''Holds car to camera''] And with meeeee, [''In an insane voice:''] ''driving iiiiiiit''! Yahhh!

Cause I broke the door off. [''More high pitch talk:''] ''I broke the door off''. Boy, doy-oy. [''Talking like a baby:''] ''Make it a little easier to get out by popping 'dis off'', now it's a convertible.

Now we be like, [''Holds lego figure Christine to camera''] [''High pitch speaking for the toy:''] 'Hi guys, welcome to my live streeeeam.' [''Chris laughs at own joke''] 'We're gonna build something cool today'.

And the auto-focus works good. Alright. [''In an annoying voice:''] ''Without further ado, let's close the door!'' Gonna' close the door. Fun. [''Childish voice:''] ''Just fun, fun times.'' Good times.

I got another surprise, that'll come up a little later. We'll get the car outa' the way. Iiii'm in the action. But yeah, I'll show y'all something else, uh, you know my lil Power Ranger deal back in the day. [''Holds a lego knight to camera'']

That was my C-197 half, so, here's that mini figure of mine that was the Power Ranger that drew- that drove that one go-kart that made the head of... the cart Megazord. [''Chuckles'']

Lovely little pieces going on... Alright well, I'll respond to that pay- that pay wall later, little bit later, but anyway.

There's that. We'll show you all that. Alright so, let's- so... my lovely assistant [''Addressing lego figurine of himself''] my lovely little, [''unintelligible''] you're gonna pull in the, watch. [''Makes straining noises, moving something off-screen'']

[''Talking for the figurine:''] ''This thing is heaaavyyyyy''. [''Scoots a $40 Indiana Lego set on screen using the toy'']

Ta-da! Indiana Jones! [''More high-pitch speaking for the toy:''] ''Adventure tiiiime, come on grab your'' friends! To go to fairly distant lands with... ''Indiana Jones''!

[''Adjust headset cables''] Oh, my bad, just, I knot the... it's the extension cable of my headphones, um. Yeah, knot that off, that's what that is, anyways.

Ok. But anyway, we got plenty of table space so... [''Playing with lego box''] Let's find where you open this thing.

[''Receives a donation from "Jon Arbuckle" that says:'' '''''"I love Sonichu! Can I get a shoutout? Emily"''''']

Ah, bottom of the box. [''Chris leans in to read donation''] Again, I don't do shout-outs by specific names... but you have been noted. Thank you very much.

And uh... [''Laboured breathing''] [''Makes high pitched childish noises'']

Anyway, uh, [''Opens box with nails''] I'll just open it up from the bottom, that'll work. [''In a strange voice:''] ''It's like opening a present'', at Christmas. Yay!

I watched them go recently build that Polaroid camera which I, really liked that, that was fun. Anyway, we're gonna, bring in a little Indiana Joooones. And, uh... get it out the way.

We're not just jonesin... [''Laughs loudly at own joke''] There you go. You got your one... Anyway, let's see. Number of bags... I like... got my own little... thing- I don't organise the pieces... I just pick them out as I need.

So, obviously you do have them numbered, you got the four bag. That's the one bag, that's the two bag. Alright, there's a three bag. We'll stack the bags on top in order, so that's two, three, four going down.

Ok, we got... we've got some... decals. I like decals, they're good. Alrighty! So... We got a couple of... plates to work with for starters. Let's uh... [''In an annoying voice:''] ''open up the baggyyyyy''.

And we're gonna have some pieces to fun. [''Catches breath''] And we got the bigger pieces right there. We're gonna- oop- ''hm''. [''Talking for the toy again:''] ''Put me right there''.

Put smaller pieces... just outa the way. Just outa' the way. One bag and the other. But yes, as I- just- like I said earlier, the comments and the paid comments and the... media share, they're in here, you are encouraged.

Up, okay, the link [''Points to the donation link''] is up there, and of course, the Etsy store is stocked. Alright. So let's uh, open up the [''With a Spanish accent:''] ''instrucciones''.

[''Extremely loud and high pitched:''] ''Ayeeeee, que instruccioneeeeessss''. [''Laughs proudly'']

Alright, lets have a look here. Ooh... ok so we don't get Indy just yet, but we get like a... the... the guy there. Um... I've only like uh... watched some of Indian Jones, but I am quite aware of Indiana Jones.

Just to give you that little... nori... description there. Obviously, we got a little mini figure here of the... kind individual. [''Repeats in high pitch''] ''Kind invdividual''.

Oh! His name is... oh... Salah. Alright, good. I was right... uh... like from Arabia, Hindi, I don't really know. And I do apologise, I do not mean to offend anyone. But I appreciate all cultures very much, [''Quietly''] ''I do''.

[''Mumbles while struggling to assemble''] ''Anyway, we got the head piece. Fit'' down there. [''In a happy tone:''] ''Ah!'' Hi, guy. ''hm''. [''Talking for Salah:''] ''Hello. Do a little fist-bump. Boop.'' [''Fist bumps Christine toy'']

Friendly fist-bump between nations. Boop. Yay. [''Again but in high pitch''] ''Yay!''

[''Breathes heavily on mic'']

Friendly, friendly fist bump.

Oh yeah, I liked Lego, and I'm gonna mention- yes I like Lego movie, I've seen both Lego movies with Emmet. I've also seen the Lego Batman movie... and the Lego Ninjago movie. Was there another one? Oh yeah- um.

[''Thinks for a few seconds''] I think that was it.

But anyway, so obviously, as you know, all know, I'm a fan of- Le- all- alot of things Lego. Oop, don't wanna hurt our new little friend here.

[''A donation from "Dark Mammoth" comes in asking:'' '''''"Favorite Sailor Scout?"''''']

Oh! [''Chris leans in to read the donation'']

Favourite Sailor scout... I like Ami, Sailor- which is Sailor Mercury. And uh... Michiru who is uh... Sailor Neptune. Haruka which uh... I like her too.

[''A donation from "Galileo Potato" comes in asking:'' '''''"Will you invite Mega Man to Cwcville one day?"''''']

[''Chris leans in to read''] [''Chuckles nervously at the question''] Oh! Oh he do- he uh- he came- he comes in from time to time. Alright just [''Sounds audibly concerned''] alright I think we got a detail here.

Oh... um, something wrong here speaking-

[''A second donation from "Galileo Potato" asking:'' '''''"Would Mega Man and Sonichu be friends or enemies?"'''''] Hm?

Friends, because they are heroes... ok? Ah, I think we got to ditch outa here because I'm not hearing... the... I'm not hearing the... ba-bing. Hang on a second. [''Aggrivated mouse clicks'']

What's going on with the speakers here? Oh don' tell me... ''hm'' speakers U... SB audio should be... why are they not... coming in? Ah, don't tell me. [''Exasperated sigh''] Dang nabit.

We... [''Laboured breathing''] I do not want to have to end the stream because I wanna' make sure y'all are able to hear the audio... try something here. [''Speaking what he is doing:''] ''Switch headphones...''

''Alright then, switch back to... USB... speakers''. [''Mutters for a few seconds'']

''Okay, speakers... USB audio''. I should hear a noise! [''Accidentally drags camera screen across stream'']

Just then, oops! [''Corrects stream''] I shoulda' heard a noise just then. Okay, we got a situation here... um...

I'm sory guys, but just um, I'm gonna pause right here, there'll be a part two for this stream, coming up shortly. Let me just check on the... on the other... pay ones that came in. I don't see any...

Alright, I apologies[sic], guys. [''Switches stream view back to Chris front and centre'']

I'll be back in a- in a minute or two I just gotta restart this app really quick.

[''Screen changes to "Stream Coming Soon" page'']

[''Stream ends at 13:12'']}}

===Part 2===

[[Image:IHaveNotWatchedAnyHentai.png|thumb|right|"I have not watched any hentai whatsoever in YEEEEARS!"]]

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*'''04:40:''' When asked "are you learning Finnish currently? If so why?" Chris says "I don't know what you're talking about, guy"

*'''09:08:''' Receives donation from "alfredwoden" saying: '''''"I want to come enjoy your streams but chat is really negative. Just mentioning again if you need moderation, get with me on Discord (same name) or maybe I email you?"'''''' '''Chris:''' [''Celebrates fixing donation audio''] There we go! We solved it. Yeah, [''Addressing donation''] I know! That's why I nuked the comments on the uh, videos I upload. [''Chuckles''] So dumb. [''Trademark sigh'']

*'''10:35:''' Recieves donation from "Total_Nick-Ker_Deth" saying: '''''”JULAYYYYYY”''''' '''Chris:''' [''Scoffs and hisses at the camera with a Lego snake'']

*'''11:17:''' Recieves donation from "KnexIsBetter" saying: '''''""F" is for Finnish! "F" is for Flutter! What a coincidence!"''''' '''Chris:''' [''Trademark Hm''] If it is such a case, it might be, but it's not, so therefore [''Singing:''] ''everyone can sing and dance for Christmas''.

*'''18:45:''' Chris claims that he has plays [[binaural beats]] through a Bluetooth speaker "at all the times."

*'''21:11:''' Receives donation from "KoolKid" saying: '''''"Would you ever make the Bible again but like for autistic people? Would [[Sonichu]] or the other OCs be involved?''''' '''Chris:''' Well, the Bible is in progress. It will be written by... other individuals, which I, I did inspire individual pieces here and there from within my 'God's Law' pages. [''...''] But you don't need to be putting [[Sonichus]] or [[Rosechus]] into it.

*'''25:18:''' Receives donation from "Rhodesians_Never_Die" saying: '''''"You are not a woman, Chris. You are not God, you're just a man with Asperger's. You will always be [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]."''''' '''Chris:''' [''Ignores it and continues to hum; "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel.'']

*'''28:12:''' Receives donation from "KK" saying: '''''"What would you say to the people that think you're a cult leader or will start a cult?"''''' '''Chris:''' Hm. Oh. Ok, well um, there are good cults and there are bad cults. And the bad cults are the ones that do the sacrifice and the blood and all that. [''Makes grossed out sound''] And the good po- good cults actually promote goodness, light, power and righteous[sic] and in fact religions [''Points to camera''] literally... the good ones, they start out as... cult followings. Based on the scriptures, based on the predictions, based on the prophecies... so... you meditate on that.

*'''30:14:''' Receives donation from "Total_Tr00n_Deth" saying: '''''"How do you feel knowing Liquid Chris is a doctor, while you're just sitting at home in your dirty crapped briefs pretending to be a woman?"''''' '''Chris:''' I'm not pretending to be a woman... my panties are CLEAN. And Liquid Chris is not a doctor. In fact he's just trapped in his own stupor and mentality and arrogance and everything... bad. So. I feel sorry for him. He's disappointing.

*'''31:02:''' Receives donation from "TheRemedy" saying: '''''"Considering that you're career is now being a streamer now. And that You're making money from donations now. No more tugboat tax payer money Chris!"'''''][sic] '''Chris:''' [''Signature hm''] Eh, [''In a childish tone:''] ''you don't know anything''. You don't know anything.

*'''31:18:''' Receives a donation of ₱125 (Philippine Pesos), (roughly $2.23 as of 18th Feb 2024).'' '''Chris:''' Hm. Yes. Thankyou for that, that's nice. [''In a bad accent''] ''Lovely British Pounds''. ''That's a bit of tea''.

*'''35:39:''' Receives first media share donation. Video is titled: "My Little Pony - Friendship is Gic: What a Story Mark Crusaders." Sent by user "sweetiebell"'' In the video, two ponies check in on a pony called "sweetiebell" '''Sweetiebell:''' "We are the cutie Mark '''[N-Word]'''s". [''Chris laughs''']

*'''36:38:''' Chris admits to having two phones. '''Chris:''' [''Singing in a strange voice:''] ''I got two phones, one for the trolls and one for my homes. I got two phones''. [''Shows a silver cell phone'']

*'''39:28:''' Receives donation from "Samster86" saying: '''''"Hi loving the stream here is a family friendly joke what's another name for a Jewish discount? A hollow cost haha"''''' '''Chris:''' [''Laughs unconvincingly''] Ok. That's a decent pun.

*'''41:17:''' Receives media share of a video titled: "G**ks of hazard" (The title was not censored). [''Chris laughs uproariously''] Oh I called it, it wasn't the Dukes of hazard, but still, that was pretty good.

*'''45:03:''' Receives another donation from: "Total_Tr00n_Deth" saying: '''''"How does it feel to have a 35 degree bent duck?"''''' '''Chris:''' Well, I tell you what, how does it feel to have a short one?

*'''48:01:''' Chris holds up a hand-drawn picture of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] looking toward the viewer''] '''[[Sonichu]]:''' WHAT STILL BAFFLES ME IS THAT THEY ON THE [[1218]] HALF, SOME OF THEM CAN'T SEE THE SAME DIMENSIONAL TEARS ALL AROUND LIKE WE DO. '''[[Rosechu]]:''' IT TICKS ME OFF, TOO. HOW CAN THEY NOT SEE US AND THESE TEARS AROUND AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM RIGHT NOW.

*'''53:08:''' Receives a donation from "Chris_Belongs_In_Prisos" saying: '''''"Is Borb [[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Barbara_Chandler]] a squirter?"''''' [''Chris completely ignores this'']

*'''54:07:''' Receives a media share of a few seconds of the song "Skin O' My Teeth" by Megadeth. The Youtube video now lists this song as having been a part of the stream '''Chris:''' Okay, you know what, that sounds like a song from Shadow the Hedgehog despite it not being from Crush 40. Really good band, by the way, I really like Crush40.

*'''59:18:''' Receives a donation from "David Hulse" saying: '''''"Why do you like nsfw Ai pony art on twitter?''''' '''Chris:''' I mean it's good art, It's decent. I mean it's there. I don't like it all, just... (rambles on for a few more sentences) ...Yall like porn too. I like porn. I have my share of pornography and everything. I know yall do as well so don't you be judging me for liking a few images of you know, be a little bit sensual.

*'''1:04:38:''' Receives a donation from "Snorlax_Squirts_Hard" saying: '''''"How many times did you crap your briefs today, Chris?"''''' '''Chris:''' NONE. ZERO TIMES.

*'''1:14:21:''' There is a visible superchat that says: '''''"what's [[flutter]] like irl?"''''' This never makes it onto the screen, proving her name is filtered or his donations are moderated

*'''1:22:01:''' Receives a donation from "ICameforCWC" saying: '''''"Hey Chris Chan, I purchased a medallion a month ago only to find that you are now offering Certificates of Authenticity. Can I purchase one separately to go with my medallion?''''' Chris thinks about this for some time. '''Chris:''' So on these medallions, that were personally crafted by me, they don't necessar- they do NOT... really need the certificates of authenticity, it's just that it became by popular demand so we started adding them... so. [...] So, tell you what, hm... [...] alright so, I tell you what, so, anybody that has purchased a medallion that was officially from me personally... one of the ones... um... as opposed to the other ones that are less expensive... that I have personally approved and authorised and everything and I do get the money and proceeds from that... if you uh send us a DM in the Etsy store, only if you have purchased one, in the past, we will confirm this within the order detail... then we will see about sending you a complimentary certificate of authenticity to go with the medallion.

*'''1:24:57:''' Recevies a donation from "Total_Tr00n_Deth" saying:'' '''''"Where's [[Kimmi]]?"''''' '''Chris:''' That balloons been popped... A LOOOOONG time ago. There's no , there's nothing like that around here either, so therefor...'' [''Makes mocking sound'']

*'''1:27:58:''' Receives a donation from "Dnoot" saying: '''''"Did you hear about [[Geno]]'s [[Sonichu]] series he is doing? And if you did, what are your thoughts?"''''' '''Chris:''' Umm... It is not authorised, it is not canon, therefore, I do not need to worry about it. And I only have to read about it because... essentially that's one alternate universe, one alternate thing, just [''Blow raspberry''] Eh. I can just take it or leave it. Very much like a [[Kenneth_Erwin_Engelhardt|certain other individual]], who lives somewhere else, who put his own address all over the place. Pretty much lost his onions a few times. Yeah, that was just awful. And then of course there is the guy who was behind [[Asperchu]]. You don't... do... you don't do fanfictions or stories where you've got a lot of gore, and all that in there and then just, uh, lack of continuity throughout the series and all that. [''Proceeds to scold the creator of [[Asperchu]] like a child'']

*'''1:31:37:''' Receives a media share of an old video where Chris says "Gaaaay" under duress. [[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet]] '''Chris:''' And that was back from when I was... homophobic which that is no longer the case since I came out and realised myself. It is ok to be Gay, it is ok to be lesbian, it is ok to be bisexual, polyamorous and whatnot, cause you are identifying as yourself. LGBTQ even queer is good, I, A... plus. Everything, it's all good. As long as you are happy and content with yourself and everything. I never really could identify very good being... within the, [''Clears throat''] ''maaaale identity''. [''Chris does not see the irony that he mumbles "Male Identity" the way he used to mumble, "Gaaaay"'']

*'''1:50:47:''' Recevies a donation from "kakyoinzbich" saying: '''''"Will you ever resume your [[love quest]]?"''''' '''Chris:''' Oh, I don't need to! I'm married to [[Magichan]], [[Cryzel]], [[Sylvana]] and [[Mewtwo]]. You see these four rings? [''Shows his many finger rings'']

*'''2:00:31:''' Receives a donation from "J" saying: '''''"Have you watched any good hentai recently or recommend any artists?"''''' Chris laughs angrily. '''Chris:''' You know what, I am switching to the other camera to answer this question! [''Camera switches to show Chris front and centre''] [''He removes his glasses and raises a stern hand''] [''Speaking as though for an official record:''] ''I have not watched any hentai anime... what-so-ever in YEEEEEARS. So I can't really answer your question about recommendations, at all, ok?

*'''2:13:45:''' Chris pulls out his old ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh]]'' deck and shows his cards.

*'''2:21:50:''' Chris changes to streaming his Nintendo Switch. He plays the Mario Vs Donkey Kong demo and then Tetris until the stream ends at 2:42:55.}}

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User:Diddlyshit

2020-01-15T12:20:02Z

Diddlyshit:

Who the fuck ate the entire CWCipedia?

Weens

2019-10-10T23:31:42Z

Diddlyshit: Replaced video

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{{quote|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting a ween attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}}

{{quote|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768</ref>.}}

Rounding out the unholy trinity of [[white knights]] and [[A-Log]]s, '''weens''' are several times as annoying as the previous two combined. Both a corruption of the phrase "epic win" and a reference to [[wikipedia:Ween|the experimental rock band]], weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the success of prominent trolls, but generally just embarrass themselves due to their lack of originality, humility, and/or wit. In other words, they're the hyperactive preteen cargo-cultists who annoy the ''shit'' out of non-weens with their [[Chris and art|complete lack of talent]] [[Random-access humor|and insular sense of humor]].

Think we're exaggerating? Maybe a video or two will help get the point across.
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==Examples of weening==
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]]
[[File:Paying to ween.png|thumb|A ween pays Chris money on livestream in order to post shit he doesn't even read.]]
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Typical ween art.]]

* Elaborate trolling plans.
* Falsely [[White knight|white-knighting]] Chris to befriend him and get whatever you want out of him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.
* Prank calling Chris. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]" or "[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|SOMETHING]]!" into the phone.
* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. [[A-Logging|A-Log]] himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log in many, many ways.
* Making fake [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] profiles of people Chris follows.
* Spamming Chris's Facebook pages with random pictures of [[Sonic]]'s redesign in ''[[Sonic Boom]]''.
* Scathing e-mails, letters, or social media messages.
* Butting into conversations Chris is having with other people online, especially if he isn't doing anything particularly wrong at the moment (which is 99% of the time). This has sadly become way too common with the [[DoopieDoOver]] saga.
* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan]], [[Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Adam Stackhouse]] etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight.
* Terrible fanfiction that "wittily" deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'', ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' and ''CWCollateral'' not only all already did this, but have also milked the concept for everything it's worth; it's time to move on.
* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that focuses solely on murdering Sonichu characters, as seen in the picture below-right. Double dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].
* Terrible fanart of ''Sonichu'' that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it even more [[Chris and art|grotesque]], [[Episode 21|gory]], or [[Episode 17|perverse]] than it already was.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where Christorians lurk, or even in places where most of the members don't even know about Chris. Either way, it's very annoying.
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct in feedback on sites like [[eBay]] or [[YouTube]].
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.
* [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|Sending Chris a glitter bomb.]]
* Egging Chris’ house.
* Sending letters for PewDiePie to Chris’ address.
* Making [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87AvTrK9Dc terrible rap songs] about Chris.
* [[TF2 Analysis|Harrassing bronies whose content Chris enjoys into blocking him on Twitter.]]
* Worst of all, breaking the [[law]] in pursuit of [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]; such as vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|property]], illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking him, his mother and by extension the rest of his family, or [[Death threats|threatening them]] with violence or even outright murder. We ''really'' shouldn't have to say it at this point, but for fuck's sake, '''DON'T DO THIS.'''

==Why you should avoid weening==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off their hard work.]]

Now, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those try-hard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who still think that screaming "'''JULAAAAAY!!!'''" or "'''IAN! BRANNON! SOMETHING!!!'''" at Chris is the height of wit. You've come up with a great plan to really get under Chris's skin, bring back the good old days and all that shit. <del>While you ''may'' in fact be that guy,</del> 99.9% of the time, you should just shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.

Why, you ask?

===There are much better targets than Chris===
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not choose a better victim? As much as the CWCki analyses and discusses in detail [[Tomgirl|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|numerous]] [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|per]][[Chris and reality|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy|ali]][[Chris and Remorse|ty]] [[Chris and anger|fla]][[Chris and race|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[Beel|Neo-nazis]] and [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|other hate groups]], [[white knight|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss|abusive lovers]] and [[Barb|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez|scam artists]], [[pedofork|pedophiles]], [[Allison Amber|corrupt]] [[Pmurt|politicians]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|corporations]], [[Angelica Rosechu|religious zealots]], [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophiles]] [[Clover and Snoopy|and other animal abusers]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan|hackers, malware writers and distributers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|members]], [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorists and their online recruiters]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.

Even if you don't give a shit who the trollbait is as long as you get [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be; as discussed in further detail below. The amount of effort you would need to put into navigating around his paranoia and autistic sensibilities would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been exhausted, except the shit he does on his own initiative, also discussed further below. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to get only cobwebs and dust in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit.

For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any other Internet jackass is because he's relatively well-known even today, and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your efforts. But that's just you being lazy, not some trolling mastermind.

===The best trolls are chosen by fate===
Most of the greatest trolls didn't even mean to get into professional trolling. [[BlueSpike]] never intended to create the [[Julie]] character; he just rolled with it when Chris assumed he was a girl because of his voice. [[Clyde Cash]] was an emergent meme and later a collective identity that spread from Chris [[Ryan Cash|jerking around his fanbase]]. [[Liquid Chris]] started out as just a YouTube nobody who was surprisingly good at Chris impressions, and was eventually noticed by the man himself out of the blue. [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] thought that he was making a page on a run-of-the-mill lolcow, and had no idea of the clusterfuck he was about to create. And [[Ivy]] merely asked Chris for a video shout-out to impress a friend, and didn't even think twice that Chris would [[Holding Out for a Hero|latch onto her as hard as he did]].

Ask any of Chris's seasoned trolls, and they'll tell you meticulous trolling plans ''really'' don't work with Chris, because it's not always so easy to predict how he'll react to anything. On one hand, he completely shrugged off [[Blanca Weiss|"Blanca"]] stealing and destroying the original medallions, even though the trolls behind Blanca had predicted he'd rage like nothing before. Conversely, he has also [[Chris and anger|completely]] [[Death threats|overreacted]] to what could be considered [[Pickle|quite]] [[Homos|minor]] [[Asperchu|triggers]] in comparison. At most, people who troll Chris successfully just go in with a rough outline and let Chris fill in the details as they go. So quit the elaborate planning, because it doesn't work and only makes you look obsessed; coincidentally, this is exactly what turned the trolls' attention to A-Log himself.

===The Chris of today is not (quite) as gullible as he used to be===
Granted, almost no one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris was in 2007. However, since then Chris has gradually learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], someone from his past, or [[Savannah Chandler|even his own relatives]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for an extreme distrust of anyone who tries to contact him, to the extent where he's even turned down legitimate attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at [[high school]] or [[college]].

This hasn't been helped at all by weens; according to [[Seinor prom|seinor]] trolls, Chris was once contacted by ''10 people'' claiming to be Megan at the same time, all of them claiming to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Megan and telling him not to believe the others.

Chris also vets those who try to bait him with fake social media accounts of people he follows. Weens tried this during the Doopie saga, only for Chris to embarrass them by thoroughly debunking their claims, complete with evidence.<ref>[[Misc texts#Fake Doopie profile]]</ref><ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Outsmarted a ween, with help of Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

===Your idea is probably not original===
Whatever it is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame, or convincing him to [[The MovingFoward videos|destroy his own life upgrade on-camera]] in an attempt to claim [[Trollin Train|a $9,001 bounty that never actually existed]]. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some minor variation on something that's already been done, like ''"what if we got his [[high school ring]]?"'' or ''"what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?"'' In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before. More importantly, so has Chris: so from experience, he very likely knows where you're going with it, too.

===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===
Chris is at his most productive when he believes he has lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loves him. Most agree that weenery is detrimental to this strange, symbiotic relationship, and it is considered to be one of the predominant causes of the slump in content between 2011 and 2014. In that time, Chris entered a hiatus as a result of a combination of mourning for his [[Bob|then-recently deceased father]], and a constant stream of weenery over the years that made him think of himself as a victim who wouldn't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he became far more private, meaning barely any content for us. Only four years after 2011 did he re-emerge from this hiatus.

It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces better content when left to his own devices. Since his semi-retreat from the public eye after his father's death, Chris has been [[28 October 2011|prosecuted]] [[26 December 2014|twice]], concocted [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|outlandish conspiracy theories]] centered on [[Megan Schroeder|someone he hasn't spoken to for years]], [[10 January 2014|accidentally set fire to his house]], eventually continued working on the previously-unfinished [[Sonichu #11]] again, and [[Un-clit 2.0|sliced his own taint open with a knife]] as part of a hairbrained attempt to grow his own [[china]]; all of this without any impetus from the trolls. Don't try and rush the master of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]].

===If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself===
[[File:NullvulgarWeen.jpg|thumb|During the [[Guard Dogs|Guard Dog]] [[saga]], [[Null]] saw to it that weens would face particularly aggressive responses if they attempted to lure Chris through e-mail.]]
Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto is ''the'' textbook example of trolling backfiring on the would-be troll, and it's important to remember that he would never have attracted the attention of the internet if he had simply toned down the vitriol enough to make it less obvious that he was absolutely obsessed with Chris. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of hysteria and monomania over someone they had never even met would have had some skeletons in their own closet -- and as it turns out, A-Log had more than a few. These included homemade yiff fanfiction featuring a [[duck|tellingly moderately-endowed]] fox OC, a cache of disturbing cartoon pornography, a laughably-poor college radio show from which he almost got fired after [[Bob Walks In|being caught masturbating in the studio]], and a video where A-Log does an excruciatingly unfunny stand-up "comedy" bit, revolving almost entirely around attacking Chris and what the radio was playing at the time -- before a crowd who, judging by their reaction, had never even heard of Chris.

Another more recent example of the same thing happening to a ween is the case of [[Michael Hirtes]]. After a myriad of sockpuppet accounts, spam messages to Chris and anyone he conversed with numbering in the thousands -- mostly consisting of outdated memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks -- and enough angry rants for him to ''also'' be described as being truly obsessed with Chris, it naturally led to some digging. Sure enough, Hirtes was revealed to be an unemployed furry who is even older at 53 years old, even less mature and more prone to [[Chris and Anger|tard rage]] than Chris, and having a number of highly-embarrassing things to his name -- including criminal convictions and a newspaper article of him in a fursuit discussing yiffing. Consequently, he became a huge laughing stock overnight; not only turning into a lolcow himself, but it even got to be the point where [[Michael Hirtes#Chris's view on Hirtes|Chris himself dismissed him, and by extension everything he'd done, as an irrelevance]].

By the same token, obsessive and excessive weenery is dangerously likely to get you noticed by other trolls; who will, in turn, start trolling you because of that and anything else they notice about you, hoisting you on your own petard. In other words, it's akin to plugging in a huge neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] x Anne Frank'' slash fiction and ''Tiger Beat'' magazines with [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|boy bands]] mugging on the front.

Even 'successful' weens can become targets: after several months manipulating Chris, the [[Idea Guys]] had their real-world identities exposed in the first half of [[2018]]. Since [[October 2017]], [[Null]] has encouraged users on [[Kiwi Farms]] to spread the personal information, including real names and addresses, of weens and A-logs.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lunatics-who-attack-a-mentally-handicapped-person.35124/ Lunatics who attack a mentally handicapped person: Your name here]</ref> Several would-be weens have been foiled this way, and the effects have possibly spread into their real lives. Remember, there is an [[Special:ActiveUsers|energetic community]] devoted to recording every facet of Chris's life and interactions, so to put it simply, '''don't bother. You ''will'' be caught and face tenfold retaliation.'''

===Even if you do succeed, you may regret it later===
Sometimes, trolls that do somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an emotionally vulnerable autistic man for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of as the crazed, sadistic pervert who willingly listened to a [[slow-in-the-mind]] mass debate for hours on end and forced him to shove a broken [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC|clay]] medallion up his ass, all at the age of 13.

To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by various unwanted ''"you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!"'' messages in his e-mail inbox, especially since [[Adam Stackhouse#Adam revisited|he openly made peace with Chris in 2018?]] Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] would like being constantly reminded by various weens of being harassed and almost becoming the victim of vehicular homicide in misguided attempts to congratulate him? In all of these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.

===Chris is still the undisputed trolling champion===
Lest we think the drought in content between 2011 and 2014 was because of a shortage of active trolls, consider that we would have had a ''windfall'' in content of unprecedented magnitude had Chris still been making frequent videos. A lot happened in that time, although you wouldn't know it from his near-invisible updates; Chris had another [[Catherine|girlfriend]] whom he eventually discovered was fake, was led to believe his [[gal-pals]] never liked him, [[Destruction of Chris's House|caused a house fire]] after brewing coffee in his bathroom at 2 in the morning, launched a [[Sonic Boom Protests|dogged, one-man crusade against a simple design change]], and [[26 December 2014|got himself arrested again]] as a result of it. And that's just the tip of the iceberg; if Chris had been as enthusiastic for 24/7 content creation as he has been both before and since then, we'd have been utterly spoiled. While he eventually began making videos again in [[November 2015]], the staggering amount of missed opportunities still remains.

Honestly, most of the [[Saga|bullshit]] in his life has been [[Chris and anger|his]] [[Chris and his Ego|own]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|fault]]; even in the "golden age" of trolling, many Christorians' most fondly-remembered incidents had little or no active involvement from the trolls. Chris unexpectedly spilled the beans about his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] during an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] about [[Homos|a mostly-unrelated subject]]. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] came out of the seemingly innocuous act of him putting up [[House tour|footage of the inside of his house]] on YouTube. The events of 28 October 2011 would likely have taken much longer to come to light if not for Chris himself posting pictures of Michael Snyder and various other details to this very wiki within hours of him getting home from jail. Chris's macing of a GameStop employee on 26 December 2014 was provoked by a minor change to a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|cartoon hedgehog]]'s design that was done by professional video game designers unfettered by the vitriol they'd receive from obsessive fans like Chris; and as with the incident in 2011, several details of his misadventures at GameStop would've taken a lot longer to come to light, had he not posted his own mind-blowingly self-serving account of the incident on Facebook within days of being released on bail. And one can only imagine what on Earth possessed him to not only draw [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], but to post it online multiple times and [[CWC's Second Message|passionately proclaim]] that it depicted Megan, one of the few real friends he's ever had.

An old saying among Christorians applies here: "''[[Trolls#Chris_the_troll|Nobody trolls Chris better than Chris]].''" In other words, even without active trolling, Chris is so good at turning his own life into a rolling disaster that not even the triumphant return of Clyde Cash could top how he's trolling himself. So just sit back, relax, and [[Main Page|enjoy the show]].

==See also==
*[[A-Logging]]
*[[Michael Hirtes]], an infamous ween.
*[[Idea Guy|Joshua Wise]], a notable example of an elaborate trolling scheme that backfired.

==Sources==
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Bob Walks In

2019-06-21T22:13:39Z

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{{quote|<poem>The [[Sweetheart|couples of the world]] kiss,
But unfortunately for [[Chris|few]],
They are interrupted by [[Borb|their parents]].</poem>|Chris, in a love poem he wrote in High School exactly nine years before. GodBear could not have planned it better.<ref>[[Valentines Day Hymn]]</ref>}}

'''Bob Walks In''' is the most famous of the [[Julie]] cybersex chats, in which Chris is caught [[mass debating]] by his late father, [[Bob]].

==Background==
[[Image:Aiko-Chris's New Bird.jpg|thumb|right|140px|What Chris imagines Julie looks like...]]
The Chandler family [[14 Branchland Court|home]] only had one [[computers|computer]], and it was in the [[Chris's kitchen|kitchen]]. This means that every time Chris wanted to engage in cybersex, he would be spanking it in the middle of a place where people prepare food, and don't want [[navy]] dripping all over the bloody thing.

On [[February 2009|Valentine's Night, 2009]], Chris was on a hot e-date with his ONE, TRUE AND HONEST SWEETHEART Julie, and once again engaged in some hot furry sex, similar to the [[CWC Cums for a Cat|night before]]. Chris was moaning sexy, sweaty nothings into the microphone as he furiously pounded his [[Chris and health|bent]] [[duck]]. Unbeknown to Chris, trolls were tipped off that Chris was firing some [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|knuckle children]] and were dedicated to having Chris experience an awkward moment that would require Bob to see his son stroking his pickle, yelling like a horny retard. Four calls were made, the first three failing as Bob told them that Chris was "sleeping" (even though Chris was screaming "JULAAAAY" at the time). [[Miscreants]] agent [[Bryan Bash]] provided the final call, stating "OH MY GOD, CHRIS MADE A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SAID HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! YOU GOTTA STOP HIM!".

Within seconds, Bob dropped the phone, ran up the stairs and walked into his son's most intimate moment, being justifiably horrified. In a rare moment of parental authority, he threatened to punish Chris by "cuttin' [[Internet|the Internet]] down right now." Chris, used to having things his way throughout his whole life, was appalled, confused and no longer aroused. The recording ends after Bob's many futile attempts to shut down the computer finally succeed.

This can be considered the pinnacle of the ongoing CWC saga, as it represents a moment where Chris actually feels negative repercussions for his Internet behavior. It contains many memorable lines and is the height of emotional drama.

Julie's side of this erotic scene can be read [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 8|here]].

== Prelude ==
The following is Chris's phone sex session with Julie prior to Bob walking in. Throughout this whole audio, Chris bangs into stuff and whacks his keyboard while mass debating and making slurping sounds, suggesting Chris fails at performing even imaginary cunnilingus. If you love your life, it is advised that you do not read this transcript, because Chris's session is supposedly sexy, but in all fairness, just isn't.

=== Chris Gets Started ===
Hey, Julie! [[Molvanîa|Zlkavszka]]. Ah yeah, good, you're on me. Alright, alright... you do that, mmmm. [''Two Windows beeps and several licking sounds''] Oh... [''rustling, possibly taking off clothes; five rapid Windows beeps''] Ooooh...! Oh-ho-ho! Alright, yeah, I'm [''indistinct''] clothes.

Ok. Yep, I'm lying on the bed... do what you will...mmkay. Ahhhhh...I could take a good guess... very horny. Believe me, I've been very horny... before. Ohhh! Hhhh...oh my...oh my...mmmm...actually, I'm breathing okay...mmm...oh yeah. Cause is--cause it got stiff...for you. Mmmmm...ahhh, ahhh yeah. Mmm...''(spits on his hands)''...mmm.

Okay, I'm licking your pussy while you're sitting on my face. Oh boy...hhhh...mmmmm...mmmm...oh...okay, but you know, just so you know, I learned that farts- farts on one's face causes [[heterochromia|pink-eye]]. Ali- alri- alright, I'll let it go this time. I don't touch my eyes all that much anyway, but this time yeah....

''(Begins fapping)'' Oh yeah. ''(slurp slurp slurp smack smack slurp slurp)'' Oh yeah... mmmm.... Oh yeah. ''(smack smack smack)'' mmmm... mmm... ''(slurp slurp slurp)'' Oh... mmm... You're facing mine as well. Oh boy, yeahhhh... that's good. Mmm. Mmmm... ''(smack smack smack smack slurp slurp)'' Oh... ''(fapping gets louder)'' Mmm!

=== Adventures in China ===
''(Sporadic Windows beeping throughout)'' Mmm... Oh yeah... Mmm... ''(smack smack smack)'' Mmm... mmmmmmmm... Meeee-yeowww. mmm... ahhh, that's fine. ''(smack smack smack)'' Mmmm... ''(faps even harder, colliding into objects) Mmm...'' I was kind of expecting this myself. ''(faps even harder'') Yeah... So do I... mmmm... ''(fapping is quite loud at this point)'' Ahhhh! MMm... ''(phone rings)'' Mmm... Mmmm... I love you too, Julie... you are, you are...

It's very good. Mmm... Ohhhh yeah, it's awesome... Awesome. Ah... ah yeah... ''(fapping speeds up)'' Mmm... Go ahead, be rougher, rougher... Mmmm... Ahhh... MMm... Oh yeah... mmm... Oh yeah, yeah... Oh YEAH, Julie, Julieeeeeeee, Julie!!! mmmh... ahhh... JULAYYYYYYYY! JULayyyyyyyy, JULAaaaay... JULAY!!!! Julay... JULaaAaaAaaaAaaaAaAAAAAYY!!! ''(phone rings)'' Jullayyyy... ''(phone rings again)'' Mmm... ah, don't worry about that, my father will get it... he got it.... Continue. Mm... Julie... JULAAAAAY... Julaaaaaaaaah.

Oh yeah... oh yeah... oh yeah... mmm... oh... mmm?? ''(phone rings)'' mmm... get on me... I want... to be INSIDE YOU!... Oh yeah... not yet... mmm. ''(smack smack smack slurp slurp)'' Pump it in? mmmf... ah... oh yeah... no problem... ahhhh... mmmm YEAH!! mmmf... ''(faps very hard)'' ahh... mmmm... oh yeah... oooooh yeah... ah! yeah... yeaahhh!!! mmmf... (breathing heavily, bangs into something while fapping) mmm... ''(phone rings)'' mmm... no it's okay, my father will get it, don't worry about it... keep going... it's already been got... please, I'm getting close myself... C'mon Julie... mmf... ahhh... mmm... mmm... oh yeah...

''(Bob walks in at this point, about 17 minutes and 56 seconds in. Chris stops masturbating.)''

==The Climax==
{{quote|Get away from the Internet, I'm cuttin' it down right now!|Bob "The Internet Lumberjack" Chandler}}
{{quote|NO DAD, NO!|Chris, during [[Hanky-panky|Goofy Time]].}}

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=== Transcript ===
'''Bob''': Christian, what are you doing?
 '''Chris''': [''immediately stops fapping, but knocks several things over''] Nothing.
 '''Bob''': I’m getting all these crazy damn calls. What're you doing?
 '''Chris''': Nothing.
 '''Bob''': Don't give me that crap. Now, what’s going on?
 '''Chris''': Dad, will you get out of here!?
 '''Bob''': No. [''string of Windows beeps''] I will not. [[Bryan Bash|People]] tell me that you’re about to kill yourself on [[YouTube]].
 '''Chris''': What?!
 '''Bob''': What are you doing?
 '''Chris''': I'm not doin' anything.
 '''Bob''': Want me to wake your mother up and find out?
 '''Chris''': No...
 '''Bob''': Then, get out of here, and off that Internet.
 '''Chris''': Fine.
 '''Bob''': What is your trouble?
 '''Chris''': I am NOT going to kill myself!
 '''Bob''': Get away from that TV.
 '''Chris''': Fine.
 '''Bob''': Get away from the Internet, I'm cuttin' it down, right now!
 '''Chris''': NO! DAD, NO!
 '''Bob''': Yes.
 '''Chris''': No!
 '''Bob''': What are you doin'?
 
 [''long pause, what sounds like the kitchen sink running, keys clicking on the keyboard, then a single Windows beep'']
 
 '''Chris''': Don't do it, Dad.
 '''Bob''': I’m gonna shut this thing right down.
 '''Chris''': No.
 '''Bob''': Yes.
 '''Chris''': No! [''pause''] Dad, no. Stop!
 '''Bob''': Go wake your mother up, don’t bother me. Okay? [''pause''] Go and wake your mother up! Don’t bother me!
 '''Chris''': Ugh.
 '''Bob''': Go and wake your mother up!
 '''Chris''': [''[[stress sigh]]'']
 '''Bob''': You tell mm--her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down.
 '''Chris''': No!
 '''Bob''': Yes!

==External links==
*[https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B6mRSOBYFcaBcjVEeWlabjZnX00 Download (audio only)]

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IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court

2019-06-21T15:12:14Z

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The '''IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court''' followed the [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|Applebee's date]] between [[Catherine]] and Chris on 31 [[August 2014]]. As on the date itself, Catherine's cousin Al tagged along. As Catherine would later relate, "We were going to escape to the 'mechanic' where Catie's car was, but Chrissy wanted to follow us. When he offered to show us [[14 Branchland Court|14BC]], we took him upon it. We followed him even though Al knew where we were going. Chris seriously drives like my demented old grandma who doesn't have a license anymore because she kept going the wrong way up one way streets." For about ten minutes the trio trudged through the weedy, garbage-strewn lawn outside of Chris's burned-out home. Catherine's description: "The place is.... Bad. Much smaller than I thought it would be, too. Its overgrown and there is broken glass everywhere. Everywhere you look there's STUFF, all garbage. [[Robert Chandler|Bob]]'s old workshop is full of rubbish. His greenhouse is doing slightly better but not much."

After this stop, the three made their way to the [[Rental House|rental house]] for a [[Rental House Tour|tour]] and a meet-and-greet with [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mother]] and their [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]].

==Summary==

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==Transcript==
[''Garbled, Chris and Catie talking in the background'']

'''Catherine''': ...from what you had told me, it didn't sound like the damage was all that bad, it just in need of a new roof but it looks like it's a lot more damage – you must be... that must have been devastating!

'''Chris''': Yeah, [[Destruction of Chris's House|it was devastating]]. At least we all got out safe.

'''Catie''' and '''Al''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So what's under this tarp?

'''Chris''': Oh, that's, uh, material for the renovation.

'''Catherine''': Ah so...[garbled by Chris speaking over Catie]...better not touch it.

'''Chris''': The other triangle ones over there on the other side dumpster, rafters.

'''Al''': So, how long's it been here? I see that there's the leaves and everything on it...

'''Chris''': Oh, It's been here for, like, uh, about a week or two.

'''Catherine''': Oh, just a week or two?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': How long ago was the fire again?

'''Chris''': It was last January, on the tenth.

'''Al''': So it's been what, like, seven, eight months?

'''Chris''': Yeah, it happened at like two a.m.

'''Catherine''': That must-

'''Chris''': [[Clover and Snoopy|Dogs]] woke me up, and I saw the fire, I- I was like, oh my God, fire!

'''Al''': So...shit, so you just ran out of the house, then?

'''Chris''': Well, didn't- I didn't think of that initially, but I called 911, they advised us to get out of the house. [[Barbara Chandler|My mom]] tried to py- tried to put out the fire with the esstinguisher...

'''Catherine''': Yeah?

'''Chris''': If she had a second one, she would have won that battle!

'''Catherine''': Think so? Oh, don't go in!

'''Chris''': [?]

'''Al''': Is that all locked up, then?

'''Chris''': Yeah, it's locked up. I don't even remember the combination anymore for that thing. I used to have it for when I was putting the box- collecting the boxes...

'''Al''': So after the fire, you got what was left out of the house, then?

'''Chris''': Yeah, we salvaged a lot! There were a lot of things that were still...very good shape.

'''Catherine''': What kind of things?

[garbled, as everyone speaks at the same time]

'''Chris''': Hundreds, and thousands...

'''Catherine''': Oh, there's broken glass, I'm not going to stand there!

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': You've got hundreds-

'''Catherine''': Come right here and not stand on the broken glass!

'''Al''': I got boots on, I'm fine.

'''Catherine''': Well, you've got boots on, I haven't.

'''Al''': Yeah, well...damn.

'''Chris''': Oh, it's the same shoes as you wore in the picture!

'''Catherine''': Yeah! They're my favorite shoes. I'm probably going to have to get rid of them soon, they're starting to get um...
[garbled]

'''Chris''': They've got a nice selection at [[Target]] or [[Walmart]]-

'''Catherine''': Mm-hmm, usually. I used to get my shoes at the [?]-

'''Chris''': Yes, they're the upper end, that.

'''Catherine''': ...discount- discount shoe warehouse.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, it's a good place. If you- if you know how to shop, you get them pretty cheap.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So, Chris, you said the fire was eight months ago, but they only delivered that stuff like, a week or two ago?

'''Chris''': Yeah, a whole lot paperwork had to be processed, everywhere.

'''Al''': Yeah!

'''Catherine''': What sort of paperwork?

'''Chris''': Oh, you know, the- whate- I don't know all- I don't know specifically, but-you-know, between state farm and Arcam Construction [sp?] and...[[Rainbow]] Cleaners...

'''Catherine''': Okay.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': So...I suppose...[?]...I was born to speak all mirth and no matter, it's a quote from Shakespeare. This one's Shakespeare as well.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': I like Shakespeare.

'''Chris''': I know you do, you told me.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, it's a little strange, but...

'''Chris''': Yeah, and the li- and the Tudors, you like dressing up for Halloween.

'''Catherine''': Mm-hmm, I love dressing up for Halloween; Halloween is not too fa- too far out.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah, you know...

[garbled]

'''Al''': So, what happened- what happened with all the windows and all?

'''Chris''': The firemen did that, they broke the windows so they could get in... yeah, 'cuz of all the clutter we had...in the house.

'''Catherine''': [unclear, perhaps: Yeah, you got- you've got to throw some of those things out?]

'''Al''': So what's the story with this? It looks like an old car.

'''Chris''': Uhhh, no, uh, actually it was a- it was- it's in newer condition than you think.

'''Al''': How long's it been sitting here?

'''Chris''': It has been sitting here since the fire, actually, uh, couldn't get it started to move it...da battery died, it needs a new battery.

'''Catherine''': Oh, that's an easy fix!

'''Chris''': Yeah it's an easy fix, but then it's got worse problems than that. We're gonna sell it.

'''Al''': Yeah. How much you trying to get for it?

'''Chris''': Mm, I don't know, My mom my- my mom...I don't know, that's her department, but...guessing, guessing maybe five, two to five grand.

'''Al''': Two to five grand? How long's it been since it's run?

'''Chris''': Ugh.

'''Al''': Since the fire, you said?

'''Chris''': Yeah, pretty much.

'''Al''': Well, Chris...how old's this car again?

'''Chris''': Ugh, I forget. Um...

'''Al''': Probably about fifteen years, or so?

'''Chris''': Uhh, a lot le- I'd say...less than that.

'''Al''': All right. Well, if it hasn't run in almost eight or nine months, a lot of the gasoline inside the motor can clog it up and damage the motor so the engine might be damaged. I don't know if you'd get two or five grand for it.

'''Chris''': Eh, well, you never know, we're gonna try sell it.

'''Al''': Yeah. I don't know, I hope- I hope...

'''Catherine''': I suppose you'd have to get what you could for it.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': I hope you get some cash for it, so, yeah...

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Well, maybe you could help me find somebody.

'''Catherine''': There's always [[Craigslist]]!

'''Al''': Yeah. But you get a bunch of weird people on Craigslist, too.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, I suppose you do. I mean, I don't use Craigslist very much, but...

'''Al''': So what's this? Is this like, an old dog pen, or bed-

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah, [[Patti]], my dog Patti, who, uh, died quite- quite a few years ago, she lived- she lived in the pen. I moved the doghouse with [[obesity|my muscles]] and how [[I AM STRONG|strong]] I was, moved it right over there to where we buried her.

'''Catherine''': Oh, right there!

'''Al''': She bur- what?

'''Chris''': We buried her underneath where that doghouse is.

'''Al''': Right- right over there where that doghouse is?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': But that's- I guess it's best not to tread on it.

'''Al''': Yeah, probably not good to walk-

'''Catherine''': Oh, you've got a little gazebo back here!

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Ah, ye- did you ever spend time here?

'''Chris''': Yeah, in- young- in my younger years we did spend time in the gazebo. And then my par- and then my parents got older than they did and couldn't [garbled] tend to the yard as well.

'''Catherine''': Well, you could've-

'''Al''': Maintenance- when you have a property, maintenance is a huge issue, so...

[garbled]

'''Catherine''': Did you step up and help them a bit [Chris speaks over Catie]

'''Chris''': I helped, I helped a bit, yeah.

'''Al''': So what did you do to help them around maintenance, around the house?

'''Chris''': Eh, I pull- [[Father Call|I pulled weeds]] and mowed some- I did mow a lo- I'd mow the lawn, I mowed the yard, yeah.

'''Al''': What's underneath here?

'''Chris''': Uh, just old furniture.

'''Al''': Furniture...

[garbled]

'''Chris''': Like I said, a lot of stuff. Eh, get rid of all this, I'm sure.

'''Al''': Yeah.

[Catie in background, indistinct]

'''Al''': Hey, uh, Chris, so what's this?

'''Chris''': Oh, that's the workshop.

'''Al''': Well, what's it say here out front?

'''Chris''': Oh, that's a memem- in memory of my father, here, that's his- it's a, it was me and Mis- me and my father's "dreaming studio"...[Al talks over Chris]

'''Al''': Hey, Catie! Come take a look at this!

'''Catherine''': What have we got here?

'''Al''': So that plaque, that little sign there on the door, who made that?

'''Chris''': He did, my father.

'''Catherine''': Oh, that's lovely! [The plaque reads: "DREAMING STUDIO OF MR. C AND LITTLE C WHERE DREAMS DO COME TRUE - 1989"]

'''Al''': So your father did?

'''Chris''': Yeah. He kep-

'''Al''': When did he make it?

'''Catherine''': Oh, it says [[1989]] [Chris chimes in: 1989] right there on the bottom.

'''Al''': Oh! So you would have been how old then?

'''Chris''': It would have been...uh, definitely seven.

'''Al''': Seven years old...so this was a workshop, you said?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So what did you and your father do here?

'''Chris''': Oh, we ended up building a few things in there.

'''Al''': What- what sort of things did you build? Do you remember?

'''Chris''': Oh, you know, wood- wood things, whatever.

'''Al''': Like carpenter stuff.

'''Chris''': Yeah, kind of.

'''Catherine''': Like cabinet- or cabinet making?

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So, what, have you done anything in there since then?

'''Chris''': Ugh. Wha-Uh- um, uh, erm since uhh-fter we stopped using it we essentially been using it for storage...for...a number of our things.

'''Al''': Yeah. So how long's it been since you've used it as a workshop?

'''Chris''': Ugh, it's been like, uh...um, sometime after nine- sometime before ['92?] or after [[2000]], before we moved to Chesterfield and uh- that's his garden- his garden, though. He came back here in his la'er- in his later years within the past decade to, uh- y'know-

'''Catherine''': Ooh, more broken glass! I'm- gonna step carefully.

'''Chris''': [garbled]...yeah, they broke the glass out of the screen door, there.

'''Al''': So, wait a second, like, the glass here is falling outwards, like, did somebody break from the inside out? Or...

'''Chris''': Mm, yeah, I guess so.

'''Al''': 'Cuz like if they were outside and they broke the glass it would fall inside the building, so it-

'''Chris''': Yeah well, also, we moved things out, so we might [have] kicked some glass out here.

'''Al''': Ah.

'''Catherine''': Oh, there's [marbles?] everywhere!

'''Al''': So, when you left the house during the fire, what- where did you get out of? The front door?

'''Chris''': We went out- we went out through the front door.

'''Al''': Oh. It's good that you could get out that way, so...

'''Chris''': Yeah, he had his own little setup in there of all the, uh, little [people?] and [[Christmas]] things.

'''Al''': Ah, so your father set that up?

'''Chris''': Yeah!

'''Catherine''': Can we see?

'''Al''': Cool!

'''Chris''': He enjo- he enjoyed records.

'''Al''': Oh, jeez!

'''Catherine''': Oh, wow! That's quite- that's quite a collection!

'''Chris''': There's qui- there's quite a number of records.

'''Al''': Yeah, [such very beautiful-?]

'''Chris''': Like I say, [there's? He's too excited to hear] a real record case! Thousands of records.

'''Al''': Thousands of vinyl records.

'''Chris''': Yeah!

'''Al''': So those are all your father's?

'''Chris''': Yeah, all- they all were his.

'''Al''': So, have they just been sitting out there then, since he passed away?

'''Chris''': Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Hey we got- there's- like, boxes of them more back at- between the storage unit and a few at the house we're renting.

'''Al''': So you've got a storage unit?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Does that help, to store some of your stuff?

'''Chris''': Yeah, a lot of it.

'''Al''': Yeah. Do you think you'd ever consider selling those records?

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah, I belie- yeah, we're thinking about it, either donating them or selling them.

'''Catherine''': Ouch...ouch!

[Chris and Al ignore this]

'''Chris''': Selling them will be a lot better...

'''Al''': I actually- I actually collect vinyl records, Chris...

'''Chris''': Oh you do?!

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''' [noticeably thrilled]: You-ba-dee-you'll be a big help to us, Al!

'''Al''': Yeah. I-

'''Chris''': She's a lot more than heaven-sent since she brought you along, now! Haha!

'''Al''': Well, I might be willing to buy some [of] them, but it would have to be a fair price, and I- 'd be only the ones that I would want, but I might be able to help you out with some cash.

'''Chris''': I appreciate that. Thank you so much, Al!

'''Al''': Yeah, no- no problem, yeah.

'''Chris''': Hmm. Well, yeah, after we get moved back in, then we got all the boxes in- in the utility room area, which is close to that door you just passed...

'''Catherine''': Hello?

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': We'll be able to [flip them out?]

[Catie talking on the phone in the background]

'''Al''': Well, yeah, don't sell 'em to anybody else, make sure you keep 'em, let me know first before you get rid of them.

'''Chris''': Oh, I'll hafta- I'll hafta get your- get your phone number into my phone-

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': -and your address, [get yours] over there...

'''Catherine''': Al!

'''Chris''': We'll go on- we'll go over there now...

'''Al''': How m- how-

'''Catherine''': That was the mechanic, he says he's going to close up sooner- oof! Sooner than he thought he would, said he's got a family emergency. We've got to get going now, as I need my things.

'''Al''': All right, well I can just give you a ride- I can just give you a ride home, anyway if you want, so...

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

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IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court

2019-06-21T15:12:08Z

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The '''IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court''' followed the [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|Applebee's date]] between [[Catherine]] and Chris on 31 [[August 2014]]. As on the date itself, Catherine's cousin Al tagged along. As Catherine would later relate, "We were going to escape to the 'mechanic' where Catie's car was, but Chrissy wanted to follow us. When he offered to show us [[14 Branchland Court|14BC]], we took him upon it. We followed him even though Al knew where we were going. Chris seriously drives like my demented old grandma who doesn't have a license anymore because she kept going the wrong way up one way streets." For about ten minutes the trio trudged through the weedy, garbage-strewn lawn outside of Chris's burned-out home. Catherine's description: "The place is.... Bad. Much smaller than I thought it would be, too. Its overgrown and there is broken glass everywhere. Everywhere you look there's STUFF, all garbage. [[Robert Chandler|Bob]]'s old workshop is full of rubbish. His greenhouse is doing slightly better but not much."

After this stop, the three made their way to the [[Rental House|rental house]] for a [[Rental House Tour|tour]] and a meet-and-greet with [[Barbara Chandler|Chris's mother]] and their [[Clover and Snoopy|dogs]].

==Summary==

==Audio==

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| name = 14BC Tour Video
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|b4w28lQAON0}}
| Stardate = 31 [[August 2014]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]], [[Catherine]], Al
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}}
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==Transcript==
[''Garbled, Chris and Catie talking in the background'']

'''Catherine''': ...from what you had told me, it didn't sound like the damage was all that bad, it just in need of a new roof but it looks like it's a lot more damage – you must be... that must have been devastating!

'''Chris''': Yeah, [[Destruction of Chris's House|it was devastating]]. At least we all got out safe.

'''Catie''' and '''Al''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So what's under this tarp?

'''Chris''': Oh, that's, uh, material for the renovation.

'''Catherine''': Ah so...[garbled by Chris speaking over Catie]...better not touch it.

'''Chris''': The other triangle ones over there on the other side dumpster, rafters.

'''Al''': So, how long's it been here? I see that there's the leaves and everything on it...

'''Chris''': Oh, It's been here for, like, uh, about a week or two.

'''Catherine''': Oh, just a week or two?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': How long ago was the fire again?

'''Chris''': It was last January, on the tenth.

'''Al''': So it's been what, like, seven, eight months?

'''Chris''': Yeah, it happened at like two a.m.

'''Catherine''': That must-

'''Chris''': [[Clover and Snoopy|Dogs]] woke me up, and I saw the fire, I- I was like, oh my God, fire!

'''Al''': So...shit, so you just ran out of the house, then?

'''Chris''': Well, didn't- I didn't think of that initially, but I called 911, they advised us to get out of the house. [[Barbara Chandler|My mom]] tried to py- tried to put out the fire with the esstinguisher...

'''Catherine''': Yeah?

'''Chris''': If she had a second one, she would have won that battle!

'''Catherine''': Think so? Oh, don't go in!

'''Chris''': [?]

'''Al''': Is that all locked up, then?

'''Chris''': Yeah, it's locked up. I don't even remember the combination anymore for that thing. I used to have it for when I was putting the box- collecting the boxes...

'''Al''': So after the fire, you got what was left out of the house, then?

'''Chris''': Yeah, we salvaged a lot! There were a lot of things that were still...very good shape.

'''Catherine''': What kind of things?

[garbled, as everyone speaks at the same time]

'''Chris''': Hundreds, and thousands...

'''Catherine''': Oh, there's broken glass, I'm not going to stand there!

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': You've got hundreds-

'''Catherine''': Come right here and not stand on the broken glass!

'''Al''': I got boots on, I'm fine.

'''Catherine''': Well, you've got boots on, I haven't.

'''Al''': Yeah, well...damn.

'''Chris''': Oh, it's the same shoes as you wore in the picture!

'''Catherine''': Yeah! They're my favorite shoes. I'm probably going to have to get rid of them soon, they're starting to get um...
[garbled]

'''Chris''': They've got a nice selection at [[Target]] or [[Walmart]]-

'''Catherine''': Mm-hmm, usually. I used to get my shoes at the [?]-

'''Chris''': Yes, they're the upper end, that.

'''Catherine''': ...discount- discount shoe warehouse.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, it's a good place. If you- if you know how to shop, you get them pretty cheap.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So, Chris, you said the fire was eight months ago, but they only delivered that stuff like, a week or two ago?

'''Chris''': Yeah, a whole lot paperwork had to be processed, everywhere.

'''Al''': Yeah!

'''Catherine''': What sort of paperwork?

'''Chris''': Oh, you know, the- whate- I don't know all- I don't know specifically, but-you-know, between state farm and Arcam Construction [sp?] and...[[Rainbow]] Cleaners...

'''Catherine''': Okay.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': So...I suppose...[?]...I was born to speak all mirth and no matter, it's a quote from Shakespeare. This one's Shakespeare as well.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': I like Shakespeare.

'''Chris''': I know you do, you told me.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, it's a little strange, but...

'''Chris''': Yeah, and the li- and the Tudors, you like dressing up for Halloween.

'''Catherine''': Mm-hmm, I love dressing up for Halloween; Halloween is not too fa- too far out.

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Yeah, you know...

[garbled]

'''Al''': So, what happened- what happened with all the windows and all?

'''Chris''': The firemen did that, they broke the windows so they could get in... yeah, 'cuz of all the clutter we had...in the house.

'''Catherine''': [unclear, perhaps: Yeah, you got- you've got to throw some of those things out?]

'''Al''': So what's the story with this? It looks like an old car.

'''Chris''': Uhhh, no, uh, actually it was a- it was- it's in newer condition than you think.

'''Al''': How long's it been sitting here?

'''Chris''': It has been sitting here since the fire, actually, uh, couldn't get it started to move it...da battery died, it needs a new battery.

'''Catherine''': Oh, that's an easy fix!

'''Chris''': Yeah it's an easy fix, but then it's got worse problems than that. We're gonna sell it.

'''Al''': Yeah. How much you trying to get for it?

'''Chris''': Mm, I don't know, My mom my- my mom...I don't know, that's her department, but...guessing, guessing maybe five, two to five grand.

'''Al''': Two to five grand? How long's it been since it's run?

'''Chris''': Ugh.

'''Al''': Since the fire, you said?

'''Chris''': Yeah, pretty much.

'''Al''': Well, Chris...how old's this car again?

'''Chris''': Ugh, I forget. Um...

'''Al''': Probably about fifteen years, or so?

'''Chris''': Uhh, a lot le- I'd say...less than that.

'''Al''': All right. Well, if it hasn't run in almost eight or nine months, a lot of the gasoline inside the motor can clog it up and damage the motor so the engine might be damaged. I don't know if you'd get two or five grand for it.

'''Chris''': Eh, well, you never know, we're gonna try sell it.

'''Al''': Yeah. I don't know, I hope- I hope...

'''Catherine''': I suppose you'd have to get what you could for it.

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': I hope you get some cash for it, so, yeah...

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': Well, maybe you could help me find somebody.

'''Catherine''': There's always [[Craigslist]]!

'''Al''': Yeah. But you get a bunch of weird people on Craigslist, too.

'''Catherine''': Yeah, I suppose you do. I mean, I don't use Craigslist very much, but...

'''Al''': So what's this? Is this like, an old dog pen, or bed-

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah, [[Patti]], my dog Patti, who, uh, died quite- quite a few years ago, she lived- she lived in the pen. I moved the doghouse with [[obesity|my muscles]] and how [[I AM STRONG|strong]] I was, moved it right over there to where we buried her.

'''Catherine''': Oh, right there!

'''Al''': She bur- what?

'''Chris''': We buried her underneath where that doghouse is.

'''Al''': Right- right over there where that doghouse is?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': But that's- I guess it's best not to tread on it.

'''Al''': Yeah, probably not good to walk-

'''Catherine''': Oh, you've got a little gazebo back here!

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Ah, ye- did you ever spend time here?

'''Chris''': Yeah, in- young- in my younger years we did spend time in the gazebo. And then my par- and then my parents got older than they did and couldn't [garbled] tend to the yard as well.

'''Catherine''': Well, you could've-

'''Al''': Maintenance- when you have a property, maintenance is a huge issue, so...

[garbled]

'''Catherine''': Did you step up and help them a bit [Chris speaks over Catie]

'''Chris''': I helped, I helped a bit, yeah.

'''Al''': So what did you do to help them around maintenance, around the house?

'''Chris''': Eh, I pull- [[Father Call|I pulled weeds]] and mowed some- I did mow a lo- I'd mow the lawn, I mowed the yard, yeah.

'''Al''': What's underneath here?

'''Chris''': Uh, just old furniture.

'''Al''': Furniture...

[garbled]

'''Chris''': Like I said, a lot of stuff. Eh, get rid of all this, I'm sure.

'''Al''': Yeah.

[Catie in background, indistinct]

'''Al''': Hey, uh, Chris, so what's this?

'''Chris''': Oh, that's the workshop.

'''Al''': Well, what's it say here out front?

'''Chris''': Oh, that's a memem- in memory of my father, here, that's his- it's a, it was me and Mis- me and my father's "dreaming studio"...[Al talks over Chris]

'''Al''': Hey, Catie! Come take a look at this!

'''Catherine''': What have we got here?

'''Al''': So that plaque, that little sign there on the door, who made that?

'''Chris''': He did, my father.

'''Catherine''': Oh, that's lovely! [The plaque reads: "DREAMING STUDIO OF MR. C AND LITTLE C WHERE DREAMS DO COME TRUE - 1989"]

'''Al''': So your father did?

'''Chris''': Yeah. He kep-

'''Al''': When did he make it?

'''Catherine''': Oh, it says [[1989]] [Chris chimes in: 1989] right there on the bottom.

'''Al''': Oh! So you would have been how old then?

'''Chris''': It would have been...uh, definitely seven.

'''Al''': Seven years old...so this was a workshop, you said?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So what did you and your father do here?

'''Chris''': Oh, we ended up building a few things in there.

'''Al''': What- what sort of things did you build? Do you remember?

'''Chris''': Oh, you know, wood- wood things, whatever.

'''Al''': Like carpenter stuff.

'''Chris''': Yeah, kind of.

'''Catherine''': Like cabinet- or cabinet making?

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

'''Al''': So, what, have you done anything in there since then?

'''Chris''': Ugh. Wha-Uh- um, uh, erm since uhh-fter we stopped using it we essentially been using it for storage...for...a number of our things.

'''Al''': Yeah. So how long's it been since you've used it as a workshop?

'''Chris''': Ugh, it's been like, uh...um, sometime after nine- sometime before ['92?] or after [[2000]], before we moved to Chesterfield and uh- that's his garden- his garden, though. He came back here in his la'er- in his later years within the past decade to, uh- y'know-

'''Catherine''': Ooh, more broken glass! I'm- gonna step carefully.

'''Chris''': [garbled]...yeah, they broke the glass out of the screen door, there.

'''Al''': So, wait a second, like, the glass here is falling outwards, like, did somebody break from the inside out? Or...

'''Chris''': Mm, yeah, I guess so.

'''Al''': 'Cuz like if they were outside and they broke the glass it would fall inside the building, so it-

'''Chris''': Yeah well, also, we moved things out, so we might [have] kicked some glass out here.

'''Al''': Ah.

'''Catherine''': Oh, there's [marbles?] everywhere!

'''Al''': So, when you left the house during the fire, what- where did you get out of? The front door?

'''Chris''': We went out- we went out through the front door.

'''Al''': Oh. It's good that you could get out that way, so...

'''Chris''': Yeah, he had his own little setup in there of all the, uh, little [people?] and [[Christmas]] things.

'''Al''': Ah, so your father set that up?

'''Chris''': Yeah!

'''Catherine''': Can we see?

'''Al''': Cool!

'''Chris''': He enjo- he enjoyed records.

'''Al''': Oh, jeez!

'''Catherine''': Oh, wow! That's quite- that's quite a collection!

'''Chris''': There's qui- there's quite a number of records.

'''Al''': Yeah, [such very beautiful-?]

'''Chris''': Like I say, [there's? He's too excited to hear] a real record case! Thousands of records.

'''Al''': Thousands of vinyl records.

'''Chris''': Yeah!

'''Al''': So those are all your father's?

'''Chris''': Yeah, all- they all were his.

'''Al''': So, have they just been sitting out there then, since he passed away?

'''Chris''': Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Hey we got- there's- like, boxes of them more back at- between the storage unit and a few at the house we're renting.

'''Al''': So you've got a storage unit?

'''Chris''': Yeah.

'''Al''': Does that help, to store some of your stuff?

'''Chris''': Yeah, a lot of it.

'''Al''': Yeah. Do you think you'd ever consider selling those records?

'''Chris''': Yeah, yeah, I belie- yeah, we're thinking about it, either donating them or selling them.

'''Catherine''': Ouch...ouch!

[Chris and Al ignore this]

'''Chris''': Selling them will be a lot better...

'''Al''': I actually- I actually collect vinyl records, Chris...

'''Chris''': Oh you do?!

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''' [noticeably thrilled]: You-ba-dee-you'll be a big help to us, Al!

'''Al''': Yeah. I-

'''Chris''': She's a lot more than heaven-sent since she brought you along, now! Haha!

'''Al''': Well, I might be willing to buy some [of] them, but it would have to be a fair price, and I- 'd be only the ones that I would want, but I might be able to help you out with some cash.

'''Chris''': I appreciate that. Thank you so much, Al!

'''Al''': Yeah, no- no problem, yeah.

'''Chris''': Hmm. Well, yeah, after we get moved back in, then we got all the boxes in- in the utility room area, which is close to that door you just passed...

'''Catherine''': Hello?

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': We'll be able to [flip them out?]

[Catie talking on the phone in the background]

'''Al''': Well, yeah, don't sell 'em to anybody else, make sure you keep 'em, let me know first before you get rid of them.

'''Chris''': Oh, I'll hafta- I'll hafta get your- get your phone number into my phone-

'''Al''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': -and your address, [get yours] over there...

'''Catherine''': Al!

'''Chris''': We'll go on- we'll go over there now...

'''Al''': How m- how-

'''Catherine''': That was the mechanic, he says he's going to close up sooner- oof! Sooner than he thought he would, said he's got a family emergency. We've got to get going now, as I need my things.

'''Al''': All right, well I can just give you a ride- I can just give you a ride home, anyway if you want, so...

'''Catherine''': Yeah.

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Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel

2019-06-21T15:05:17Z

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{{quote|Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, the unfailing romantic}}

On 3 March 2009, in an [[Julie Reveals Herself|infamous chat session]], [[BlueSpike]] revealed his identity as the mind behind both [[Chris]]'s sweetheart [[Julie]] and her tormenting brother [[Max]]. Hours before that, however, Chris was caught under fire by his notorious foe and softened up a bit in advance of the main assault.

At this point, Chris had discovered from Julie that Max had somehow acquired access to his Yahoo! account, as well as his [[PSN]] account and [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]]. (Unbeknownst to Chris, this came about because he had given his passwords to Julie just a short time before.) Max, having a [[pickle]] [[gun]] aimed right at Chris's crooked [[duck]], decided to torture Chris by threatening to either deprive him of Julie's company or sell his PSN account on eBay, much to his [[Tard rage|major dismay]].

Prior to the main conversation where Julie eventually revealed her true identity, BlueSpike and Chris had the following preliminary chat, where Chris first tried to come to grips with the theft of his digital possessions. He took it pretty badly, although the worst was of course yet to come.

Chris's attempts to barter with Max are especially funny. As in the [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary phone calls]], he flails around desperately trying to bargain in a situation where he has nothing to offer and no leverage to employ. At one point he even tries to buy off Max with a copy of ''Street Fighter IV'' (to be delivered ''after'' Julie arrives at [[14 Branchland Court]], of course, not before).

Also, Chris apparently listens to the [[John Tesh]] radio show.

Due to the poor quality of the audio conversation, most of what Max and Julie are saying is almost inaudible. Please feel free to try and listen to better understand what they are saying.

==Audio==
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| Stardate = 3 March 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Julie]]; [[BlueSpike]]
| Saga = [[Image:Julie_saga.png]] [[Julie]] saga
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 '''Chris:''' [stress sigh] I guess I gotta try to uh...get back my PSN account. I have to talk with the PlayStation people. A-a-any-but in this-at this point, ah yeah, I won't be able to make it into the Mumble tonight.
 '''Max:''' Why not [barely audible]
 '''Chris:''' Huh?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' How come there-I might be a little later... tonight, so basically this will be our chat, yeah, at this point. Probably get my, uh-[interrupted by Max]
 '''Max:''' [again, what he says is completely inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] But uhh... I did some searching and I found who took it!
 '''Chris:''' Woah. Okay, who took it?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible again]
 '''Chris:''' Well, PLEASE tell me who took it.
 '''Max:''' Why should I? [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [small sigh]
 '''Max:''' C'mon.
 '''Chris:''' [big, stressed sigh] Look, Maaaaaaax... [pause] Ah, Jesus Christ... [sigh, pause, sighs again] Well, if I ask you for my PSN back, you're not send m-you're not gonna send Julie here. Just wanna make sure we're understood here. And also, what happened to my-my-I just checked on SonichuandRosechu.com, it's not there!
 '''Max:''' Alriiight, [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Yeah...
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, but something can be heard from his end]
 '''Chris:''' [inhales, sighs hard]
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [inhales, sighs hard yet again] Alright, I want my-Alright, I want my stuff back. [sigh] [Max probably says something here, but nothing can be heard] Alright, well- Wait, I'm sorry, can ah- Ugh... oh... Oh geez! I'm sorry, I want Julie, I WANT JULIE!
 '''Max:''' Hell no!
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, ah- Uh... Quit messing around!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, but it sounds like he's mocking Chris.]
 '''Chris:''' Come on, this is serious!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Well, look, I'm sorry, I definitely w-
 '''Max:''' [interrupts, presumably talking about the PSN or Julie deal]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Yes... Yes I accept that.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Uh... Jesus Christ...
 [Max turns into JULAAAAAYYYYYY]
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Uh, Julie! I-Uh... Y-Your brother found out that I can get my PSN account back and-and my Yahoo! account back, since uh... well, s-s-since apparently these people have hacked into my PSN and my Wahoo account, and I think-uh... anyway, they made me choose-made me have to make a choice: You or my PSN and my Yahoo! account.
 '''Julie:''' Did you pick the latter?
 '''Chris:''' No, I chose you.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... Yeah! Alright-Alright, but listen, Julie, do me a favor, try to uh-try to get my PSN and Wahoo account back from your brother for me. [sigh]
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Julie:''' So, how are you liking your misery?
 '''Chris:''' Not easy, but I'd rather have my true love. Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Alright. Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Alright, well who took it?
 '''Julie:''' My brother did.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] How come that strikes me as no surprise? [pause] Mmm...
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] It's mine, every dollar! You'll never have it!
 '''Chris:''' Ye- ye- yeah, listen, please. Give me back my, uh, PSN and my Yahoo account.
 '''Max:''' Never, it's mine!
 '''Chris:''' Well, fine, then send Julie over here, please.
 '''Max:''' You chose the wrong person- [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Wait, what?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [stressed sigh] Yeah, let me talk to Julie, please.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Julie. Yeah, he admitted that he did, he did pretty much steal my, uh, PSN, and my Yahoo accounts. My- yeah, your brother, just now. [pause, sigh] Julie, I want- I lo- I love you and I want you, but also put so much investment in my own Playstation account and uh, Sonichuandrosechu.com.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Because he's sending you to me. [pause] Ah, god dammit. Alright, well, uh, I'll try, well, don't tell Max, but I'll- try to, uh- [stress sigh] I talk to the plays- I'll call PlayStation and uh, try to get my PSN account back, and uh, Yahoo! as well. [pause] Alright.
 '''Julie:''' [inaudible, possibly asking how he feels]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I'm disappointed, and I'm saddened.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible] never, ever [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahhhhh! Uhh, MAAAAAAAX! NO!
 '''Max:''' No? Why no?
 '''Chris:''' Because it's taken so much--I've invested a whole lot of time and effort into!
 '''Max:''' So?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're stealing that from me! [very stressed sigh]
 '''Max:''' You'll never defeat me. How? How are you now? Just tell me.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, you want me show you, you want me to show you my dick? [pause] Ahh.
 '''Max:''' I don't wanna see your dick! [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' No. I was, no I was just, showing-
 '''Max:''' Your doing it again!
 '''Chris:''' No, you asked me to do it and I was just saying I would do that to get my- N-no! [pause] Oh, you were kidding, so, yeah, but yeah, but still, just so you know, I would do that, so- [pause] Alright. Well, I'm not gonna show it- I will not show it to you then. Oh, but seriously, please. Thank you, don't do this to me. I've had a lot of tough- so much bad times in my life. *sigh* Yeah, so I admit, this is, been- this is one of them, but please. Please. Give me back everything.
 '''Max:''' Ummm...
 '''Chris:''' Oh, for, how am I gonna persuade? [sigh] Let's see. I will send, I will, after Julie, I will mail you back a copy, of, uh, Street Fighter IV, after I get it in a month, forward.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ahhh, no! No! No! [pause] Look, what do you want? What do you truly want from me?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ah...no! No! No! No! No! No! Stop it! Stop it! Max, you ''stop it right'' {{RageQuote|'''''NOW YOU BASTARD, STOP IT!!!'''''}} YOU STOP IT '''RIGHT''' '''''NOW!''''' YOU'RE REALLY MAKING ME ANGRY!
 '''Max:''' Calm down! Clam down! Calm down, I'm gonna change it back.
 '''Chris:''' Ok, so you're gonna change everything back to the way it was. [sigh] Just change it all back to everything it was, please. Otherwise I'm gonna get furious again.
 '''Max:''' Oh, you think I'm going to give everything back?
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Max, ple--[interrupted by Max] MAX! YOU GIVE ME BACK MY ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW!
 '''Max:''' Nooooo! No!
 '''Chris:''' You give me back my account right now!
 '''Max:''' Why? What do you want more?
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, I want Julie and I want my, I want my stuff back safe and sound!
 '''Max:''' Want help? Only one. [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I want Julie.
 '''Max:''' So, love is your first priority?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible, possibly said "Well, you're not getting either one!"]
 '''Chris:''' '''AHHH, YOU'RE MAKING ME SO ANGRY!!!'''
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' '''YOU FUCKING SUCK SO {{RageQuote|HARD!!!}}
 '''Max:''' Okay! I'll stop. [inaudible, pretends to be hurt by Chris's Tard Rage]
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry. [pause] Uhh, that hurt a lot, didn't it?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] I'm listening.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] [pause] Ahh. [pause] Look.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Look, I'm sorry you didn't have, didn't have as much growing up in Molvanîa, but please, don't have, and I understand that you can, that you're taking your frustrations out on me at this point.
 '''Max:''' I sure am. Hey, Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Max:''' Um, I was wondering. How would you feel if I put it on eBay?
 '''Chris:''' ''AHH! YOU DO NOT PUT IT ON EBAY! I LOST SONICHU.NET THAT WAY, AND I'M NOT GONNA LOSE MY PSN ACCOUNT THIS WAY!''' [pause] Well. No no no no no no, I'm calm. I'm calming down, I'm calming down.
 '''Max:''' [inaudiable]
 '''Chris:''' I'm calming down, ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [sighs and stammers] [pause] Enngh! [pause] I don't know, probably!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Alright. [pause] Yeah, you just want, you just want - to make sure that I love and respect her very much.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I see.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible. Chris's following response indicates that this may be about Max putting Chris's PSN up for sale.]
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, you, no you take down from eBay! You leave it off of eBay!
 '''Max:''' What's it gonna be, Chris: eBay or the girl?
 '''Chris:''' Ahh, I want Julie. I want Julie, yes. [pause, whines and moans]
 '''Max:''' Are you crying?
 '''Chris:''' I feel like I'm gonna cry.
 '''Max:''' Well, cry then, Chris! Cry!
 '''Chris:''' [whines louder]
 '''Max:''' No, no, no! [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [tries harder to fake crying]
 '''Max:''' Come on, be a man! [inaudiable]
 '''Chris:''' Ohhhhhhh! Uuuungh!
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' [clears his throat, pretending to cry] Uhh. [sighs and grunts] Uuungh, don't. Uhh. [pause, [[Monty Python]] is heard in the background now, now obscuring Max's voice more than ever.] I have grown more mature, from the past, for two years, after talking, to, uh to, the, across the, quote un quote, women on the internet. I have, I have grown, uh, a little better at, uh, being able to, uh, socialize. [sniffles]
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yes, so, uh, you know, I'm gonna, uh, at least have the confidence to say "Hello, I looking for, uh, looking for some friends. Would you like to be, one?" [pause] Ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yes, I do use soap and water, in the shower. And when I wash my hands. [pause] I prefer to stay clean, you know, uh, germaphobes, or, as they are, uh, as more terms to describes them, they don't live longer then, uh, those who don't wash their hands as often. [pause] I heard it on the John Tesh radio show.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ok. [pause] Well, it turned me off, and it deferred my, uh,- [interrupted by Max] Because, uh, alright first, it gave a bunch of shock and surprise. And uh, made me realize all my, uh, efforts were for not, but then, but it kinda turned me off in that sense, ''but then'', I wo-, it also confirmed my decision to, uh, actually go back out into my local public to try and find, uh, try and find myself a, uh, woman there. [pause] Ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ok. [pause] Well, it's alright. You, I'll forgive- I, uh, I will uh, not blame you for that. I would just like my Yahoo at this time, if I may. And we could, I could not- [interrupted again by Max] Ok.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yes, the muh, the uh, muh, the uh, chopped up [[English|buh-boh]] went out of my ass, and into the toilet. [pause] Yeah, some of it was brown. [pause] It's alright. It's ok. [pause] So, about my Yahoo password?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Ok, so, you- [pause] Ok. [pause] I'm sorry, meh?
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I see. [Pause] Ok, that's fine, I accept your apology. What, no, I accepted your apology.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I did not do anything. [pause] I don't know. [pause] I'm not lying to you. [pause] I don't know.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Well, I'm, uh, well, I accept that. You're angry with me, and I, res-, I uh, respect your feelings for that, and I'm sorry for making you angry. [pause] I see. [pause] So, what are we talking about here? [pause] Yes, I have been listening.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Just take a few deep breaths and take your time.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I don't know. What are you thinking about doing? [pause] I see.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' I'll tell you what, I'll give you some time, and if you, uh, decide, uh, so, you can, let me know.
 '''Max:''' [inaudible]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you can let me know in the Skype. Alright, talk to you later.
 [end of recording]

==See also==
*[[Julie Reveals Herself]]

{{FanChats}}
[[category:Phone calls]][[Category: Julie Saga]]

Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes

2019-04-02T21:48:12Z

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On 30 [[March 2019]], Chris returned to the [[Copitz#2nd_Visit_and_Ghost_Hunt|DeJarnette Center for Human Development]] to record '''Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes'''. Visibly sweating and possibly risking his life from the squatters, he demands the officials of Staunton, [[Virginia]] to renovate and re-purpose the building to its original purpose and condition, [[Chris and his Ego|in his own image of course]]. The fact the he pulled his [[hair]] back made it more apparent that he is balding. Hilariously, a graffiti of a [[duck]] is [[Dick Licker; that is I|clearly visible in the background]].

==Video==
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| name = Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes
| video = {{#ev:youtube|JWPQE6-vxak}}
| stardate = 30 [[March 2019]]
| subject = {{Other|Mental Health}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt = The Classic 2.0
| saga =
| previous = [[Copitz#2nd_Visit_and_Ghost_Hunt|Ghost Hunting with Chris Chan]]
| next =
}}
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==Description==
In response to this, please consider relaying to the Staunton, Virginia Officials my wish to renovate and repurpose the DeJarnette building towards a good and positive Mental Health Care facility, Children’s or General Hospital. The view is simply lovely from there, and everyone should get the chance to heal better and enjoy it. 😊 
⚡️💙⚡️

==Transcript==
[''Recording commences. Chris is inside the sanitarium. There is a gigantic spray-painted dick on the wall behind him. Unusually, his hair is pulled back, so that at first glance he looks somewhat like his old self again.'']

Hello, errybody. This is Christine Chandler comin' to ya liive . . . from within the first-floor area of the DeJarnette Sanitarium, where I come here of my own volition and good will, on a mission of . . . peace and good will. [''He glances off camera. He is noticeably flushed and sweaty.''] I'm here because . . . recently, [''wipes forehead''] I've made a drawing inspired by what happened here in DeJarnette and the innocent [''flips out hair''] children and adults, who were robbed of their rights, and they suffered from the mental scars and all that. Anyway, I am leaving for dem . . . [''he points the camera at the drawing he's made''] this photocopy of the lovely drawing, and I wrote a lovely message on the back, [''he turns the camera back to him''] so that hopefully dose who find in the future, and I do pray [''he picks up the drawing, holding it in the frame while he talks''] dat dese halls, this building, will one day become renovated, restored . . . this will become a good, positive mental health facility, or otherwise a general or children's hospital. That is my hope and wish for dis sanitarium, and also for peace and goodwill and freedom for all the lost and trapped souls in here, to feel free to leave and move on.

[''He sets the drawing down''] Leaving da olllld, and not so great memories around here, behind, and . . . [he swings the camera around to look at the decaying ruins] Joe, oh, Joe, who used to roam dese halls, will be outta here. Anyway [''heavy breathing''] with that, my lovely soul-friend, my lovely souls of this--of this sanitarium, I leave this lovely piece of artwork as an offering to you, [''he points the camera at the drawing again''] and in its presence within . . . this . . . initial area right in front of the front entrance, [''garbled''] bouncing off of, may bring a very colorful, and positive light to all of you, and give you all the encouragement, and feeling of freedom, to leave here, 'n allow this place to be . . . rest--to be restored as a very good functioning hospital facility. [''Heavy breathing''] I leave dis in humble goodwill for all of you. Please enjoy. [''The camera turns back to Chris, who favors the viewer with a Creepy Stare and an equally creepy smile. He licks his lips and holds three fingers up in what is either a failed attempt at a peace sign or some other gesture whose meaning is known only to him''] Not only good karma points for me, but just . . . leaving 'em an awesome memento. Thank y'all, and y'all have a good and lovely day. [''Recording ends'']

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
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All Star

2019-03-25T08:41:08Z

Diddlyshit: Bawwleeted!

{{Deletedvideo}}
{{Honest}}
[[File:Screenshot-twitter.com-2018.11.18-16-23-55.png|thumb|right|"''Well, the years start coming and they don't stop [[Semen|coming]].''"]]
"'''[[Wikipedia:All Star (song)|All Star]]'''" is a [[1999]] song by [[wikipedia:Smash Mouth|Smash Mouth]]. Widely known as the opening theme of the animated film ''[[Shrek Retold|Shrek]]'', the song has since entered internet meme culture in the last decade thanks to [[Idea Guys|Millennials]]. During the "[[Cryzel Torture]]" chat of 21 [[April 2018]], [[Chris]] uploaded two covers of "All Star" to the [[Idea Guys]] via Discord.

Having gained Chris' consent to use his Discord account to aid in the conflict against the Idea Guys, [[Kiwi Farms]] owner Null leaked the SFW version on 13 July.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cryzel-torture.45450/</ref> Later that year on 18 [[November 2018]], a troll impersonating [[Magi-Chan]] leaked the second, [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] rendition with Chris [[mass debating]] to Chris' [[Twitter]]. The tweet was deleted minutes later, but the video was quickly preserved by Christorians.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-18-chriss-twitter-posts-a-video-of-him-jacking-off.50093/</ref> More parts of video would be leaked by the [[Teen Troon Squad]] onto [[/cow/]] on 31 [[December 2018]]<ref>Videos were leaked at https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#689605 and a Teen Troon Squad member posted at https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#689633</ref>.

Notably, Chris sings in the same growling voice that he used to indicate he was singing under duress way back in [[It's UGH!]] (2009).

==Singing All Star Part 1==
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| name = Chris chan sings All Star
| video = {{#ev:youtube|C5j5PSKRSp4}}
| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!]]
| next = [[All Star#Singing All Star Part 2|All Star Part 2]]
}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris makes a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|constipated grunt]] and the camera briefly gains a green tint. He begins [[Honor roll|reading the lyrics from his phone]] in a similar constipated low growl, with heavy tone variation, and gesticulating wildly.'']
Some-BODY once told me,

the WORLD is gonna ROLL ME!

I ain't the sharpest [''voice drops to croaking voice''] torl in the sheeeed!

She was looking [''Chris gives up on following the melody''] kinda ''dumb''

[''Mimes along with the next two lines''] With her ''finger'' and her ''thumb''

In the shape of an L, on her foreheeead!

[''Remembers the melody again''] Well... the years start comin'

And they don't [[Chris and English|starp]] comin'

Feh to the rules and they [[TooManyGames|hit the ground]] runnin'

It dudn't make sense not to live for fun

[''High growl, slurred''] Y'brain gets [[Honor roll|smart]] [''Low growl''] but yer head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see,

So what's wrong with takin' the backstre'

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't GLOW

Hey know, you're an all star

Get your game on, go bleh

Hurr nurr, yer a ruckstar

Get the show on, get beh

[''Shakes his phone''] ''And all that glitters is gooold''

Only shootin' ''STUURS'' break the ''[[14 Branchland Court|mooold?]]''

It's a col' place, and they say i'gets col'er

Yer bun'led up now until y'ge' ol'er

The me'eor men beg t'differ

Judgin' by the hole in their satellite picture

The ice ge' thay, [''gibberish as he loses his place''] w'er w'er w'er... [''small groan'']

[''Picks up the tempo''] W'er's ge'in warm so ya might as well ''swim!''

My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?

That's the way I like it, I'll never get bore'

Hey now, you're an all star

Getcher game on, go blay

Hey now, you're a rockstar

Get the show on, get beh

[''Begins continuously shaking phone''] An' all that gli'ers is ''gooold!''

Only shootin' ''staaars breeeak'' the ''mooold!''

[''Almost 20 seconds of growling, warbling and Hulk Hogan-like arm shaking'']

Hey now, you're an all star

Getcher game on, go blay

Hey now, you're a rockstar

Get yer show on, get bleh

[''Poses with arms out and head low''] An' ''ALL'' that gli'ers is ''GOOOL'''

[''Another brief growl solo'']

Only shootin' ''staaaaaaars...''

Some''bo''dy once-- [''[[Speech Impediment|Unintelligible]]'']

[[Ohio trip|Spare some change for gas, I need to get away from]]

Self away from this ''place''

[''Growls'']

I sai', "Yup... ''WHA' CONCE'!''

I could use lotta fuel myself!

An' we could all use a little [''Leaning towards the camera''] ''chaaange!''"

[''[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Growl rising in pitch]]'']

Well, the years start comin'

And they don't stop comin'

I feh to the rules an' I hit the ground ruh

Di'n' make sense not to live for fun

Yer brain gets smart but yer head gets dumb

''So much'' to do, so much t'see

So what's wrong with takin' the backstre'

Ya never know if you don't go. [''Lurches towards the camera''] '''''GUH-OOH!'''''

Ya never knuh if ya don't [''Lurches again, but less intensely''] ''glow''

Hey now, you're an ahrl star

Get the game on, go blay

Hey now, you're a wock star

Get the show on, [[Monthly Tugboat|get pay]]

An' all that gli'ers is ''goool'!''

[''Growls'']

Only shootin' stars break the mol'?

An' ''all'' that gli'ers is gold

Only shoo'in' stars, break the frickin' ''moooold!''

[''Chris makes an extended constipated grunt, picks up the camera, spins around and punches it to the ground.'']

==Singing All Star Part 2==

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| name = For Shrek's Eyes Only
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| stardate = 21 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Music|text}} {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[All Star#Singing All Star Part 1|All Star Part 1]]
| next = [[I’m Sorry for Ruining so many Fandoms]]
}}

The uncensored version can be found [https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c2f79f5aa825 here], if you really need to see it.

===Description===
{{quotebox|This is how chris pays tribute to his lovers
- The guy in the "bluegras state"

You lose farms!}}

===Transcript===
{{Transcript}}

[''Scene opens to an empty shot of Chris' room with Chris himself just offscreen.''] 
I'm just gonna go ahead and boot it up. 
[''Silence''] 
I'm [''unintelligible''] Magic Chan! 
[''More silence''] 
Do that real quick, get it out of the way. 
[''A few more seconds of silence until you're greeted with the sound of Chris pissing on the floor''] 
You do me? I mean..I..You let me do you first, and then I'll let you do me okay Hubby? 
[''Pissing continues''] 
Get this out of my system. 
[''Pissing stops''] 
I got one more thing, [''Slap''] ow. [''Unintelligible''] 
Sigh. 
[''A nude Chris then goes onscreen, stands next to a docked iPhone and then applies hand sanitizer''] 
Yes, picking' that up. 
For us Hubby. 
[''Chris wakes the phone up and All Star begins to play''] 
[''Chris sings in a flat monotone voice''] 
Some-BODY once told me the world is gonna roll me. 
[''He kneels onto the bed and the sining becomes more erratic''] 
I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeeeeed! 
She was lookin' kinda dumb with her [''He mimes analingus on an invisible partner''] finger and her thumb- 
and the shape of an L on her forehead. 
Magibond! 
[''Mumbles''] 
[''Chris then moves towards the camera and begins to rub his taint while also building a falsetto''] 
Your brain gets smart and your head gets dumb! 
So much to do so much to see- 
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? 
You never know if you don't go. 
You never stop if you don't know. 
[''For a few seconds he sounds like one of the Bee Gees and then his voice immediately drops back down''] 
Hey now! You're an allstar! 
[''He switches from taint rubbing to mass debating''] 
Get your game on go play! 
Hey now! You're a rockstar! 
Get the show on, get paid! 
And all that glitters is.. [''Sound cuts for a second''] 
[''Chris stops rapping and moves over to a body pillow''] 
-shootin' stars break the mold! 
[''Chris begins to fist the pillow as if it were a partner''] 
Cool place, and they say it gets colder. 
Bundle up now but you never get older. 
[''Mumbles''] satellite picture. 
Ice we skate [''Mumbles''] getting warm- 
so you might as well swim. [''Mumbles''] 
Yours? That's the way I like it and I never get BORED! 
[''Chris then gives the pillow doggy style''] 
Hey now! You're an allstar! Get the show on, get paid! 
HEY now! You're an allstar! Get the show on, get paid! 
And all that glitters is gold! Only shooting stars break- 
the MOLD! [''Chris sings to the instrumental part while still humping the pillow''] 
[''He then switches back to mass debating''] 
Rockstar, get the show on get paid! 
And all that glitters is GOOOLD! 
SHOOTIN' STARS BR- 
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME [''Mumbles''] 
Get myself away from this place. 
I said yep, what a concept! 
[''Mumbles''] All use a little chaaaange! 
[''Mumbles''] smart but your head gets dumb 
So much to do, so much to see 
...what's wrong with TAKING the backstreet?! 
Uh, no, fairy snow 
Never shine if you don't know!

Hey now, you're an all star 
Get show on, get paid 
Hey now, you're a rock star 
Get the show on, get PAID 
And all that glitters is GOOOOLLLD 
...shooting stars break the MOOOOLD 
And all [''mumbling''] is gooooold 
Only shootin' stars break the MOOOOOOOLLLLDDD!!!!! 
[''music ends and all that's left is the unholy sound of Chris fapping'']

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{{Music Videos}}
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==See also==
* [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
* [[Chris humps his PS3]]
* [[Sam and Ellen]]

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)

2019-03-06T17:14:08Z

Diddlyshit: /* Links */ Broken link removed

[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|right|thumb||Move over, Brockhampton. Here's the TRUE and HONEST first internet boy band.]]
'''''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys''''' is the eponymous first album by [[Chris]]'s terrible music project [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|of the same name]], recorded on a tape recorder in August [[2003]]. For 21 minutes and 26 seconds, you can take a thrilling journey from the depths of lonely despair to the exciting joys of zapping to the extreme. Get your copy today!

==Release==
[[Image:056-CWCHedgeBoys1.jpg|thumb|right|A crude unreleased version of the album cover.]]
[[Image:CWCHedgeBoysLable.jpg|thumb|The CD label.]]
Due to lack of promotion, monotone vocals, poor audio quality and the fact that you can hear the tracks he is singing over, the album failed to chart in most countries (although it was unnervingly popular in [[Molvanîa]]).

==Video clips==
A promo clip was recorded for the album, in the form of "[[All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend]]."

==Tracklist==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
!
! Title
! Based on
!Subject
|-
| 1
| "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]] — "[[Wikipedia:I Want It That Way|I Want It That Way]]"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Rage|[[Virgin with Rage]]}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Other|[[Noviophobia]]}}
|-
| 2
| "[[Sonichu Zip]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Hironobu Kageyama|Hironobu Kageyama]] and [[Wikipedia:Hideaki Takatori|Hideaki Takatori]] — "[[Wikipedia:Sonic X#Japan|SONIC DRIVE]]"
| {{Comics|[[Sonichu]]}}
|-
| 3
| "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]"
| Backstreet Boys — "[[Wikipedia:Larger Than Life (song)|Larger Than Life]]"
| {{Autism|text}}, {{Homos|[[Rainbow|A rainbow]]}}
|-
| 4
| "[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]"
| Midnight Sons — "[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The First Movie (soundtrack)|If Only Tears Could Bring You Back]]"
| {{Galpals|[[Sarah Hammer]]}}
|-
| 5
| "[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Ricky Martin|Ricky Martin]] — "[[Wikipedia:The Cup of Life (Ricky Martin song)|La Copa de la Vida]]"
| {{Sex|text}}, {{Other|[[Spanish]]}}
|-
| 6
| "[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Los del Río|Los del Río]] — "[[Wikipedia:Macarena (song)|Macarena]]"
| {{Comedy|text}}, {{Comics|[[Sonichu]]}}
|-
| 7
| "[[Feel So Lonesome]]"
| [[Britney Spears]] — "[[Wikipedia:(You Drive Me) Crazy|(You Drive Me) Crazy]]"
| {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
|-
| 8
| "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"
| [[Wikipedia:Crush 40|Sons of Angels]] — "[[Wikipedia:Thrill of the Feel|Open Your Heart]]"
| {{Music|text}}
|}

==Follow-up==
Due to the relative failure of the album, many in the music industry were surprised when Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (minus founding members [[Sonic]] and Shadow) reappeared three years later with ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''.

==Links==
* [http://mega.co.nz/#!1NYD1BpT!4Q4dWp7ZU-qoShcMGuWvDKUSo8wb-DHnUvwLm87Na9k Download The Album] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
* [http://www.last.fm/music/Christian+Weston+Chandler Chris's last.fm page]

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]
[[Category:Music]]

Transgender

2019-03-02T20:03:29Z

Diddlyshit: Better pic

{{Quote|Yes, I am a Tomgirl, and I am damn proud of it. I have embraced and appreciated my feminine side. I am still totally heterosexual. Otherwise, I would be a full-blown you-know-what. ''[...]'' I have been more self-confident, and I have a sweet sashay walk, hair and wink flirts, and I am greeting women left and right.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref>}}

{{Quote|This is Christine Chandler, coming to you live from home once again|Chris, starting most of his recent videos}}

[[File:TG11.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2011]]

[[File:ChrisTwitterProfileFeb2019.jpg|thumb|Chris, eight years later]]

The '''Tomgirl Saga''' is a term referring to the period Chris became a "[[tomgirl]]", dressing in women's clothes and putting on makeup. The [[Calling Out]] videos are sometimes included as part of this saga, as Chris is in tomgirl regalia in those videos. For the start of the saga, Chris maintained that he was still a heterosexual male, and that his newfound love of cross-dressing simply made him the male version of a tomboy. However, it wasn't long before he took it to the next level.

In 2014, Chris came out as a "'''lesbian-identified male'''", and later, he started calling himself a "'''trans woman'''". In 2015, he started going by "Christine", making the change official the next year. He has even changed the gender on his driver's license to female. He has a habit of using DIY transition methods that are pointless at best and dangerous at worst, although in 2016, he began seeing a professional specializing in gender issues. He subsequently went on hormone therapy later that year.

==Early tomgirl saga==
===Prologue===
{{quote|Also, here is another way to consider me, I am a Ken doll any Barbie CAN dress in her
clothes, and I would feel most comfortable in them and to model them
for her. Come shopping with me, sweetie. ;|Chris, Jackie email, May 6 2011<ref name="Jackie24" />}}

Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]].

According to an email Chris sent to [[Jackie]] on 26 [[March 2011]], Chris started cross-dressing at the beginning of that month.<ref name="Jackie24">[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> At the end of that month Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl". This was the first sign of the Tomgirl Saga, and caused much speculation among people following Chris. What exactly this quote meant, however, would not be answered until the end of [[April 2011|April]].

[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px|PSN quote]]

On 29 April, the Tomgirl Pictures were released by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]. In them, Chris is dressed in woman's clothing, posing in what he believes are seductive positions. This marked the official beginning of the Tomgirl Saga, as well as finally revealing what his previous PSN quote meant. For some reason, Chris removed the Tomgirl PSN quote immediately after PSN came back online after a month of inactivity, possibly due to receiving attention from [[trolls]].

To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie, now Roberta), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.

=== Tomgirl pictures ===

====Tito's introduction====

{{quoteboxred|Chris decided that being a [[JERKS|man]] was too much work. It often involves [[Stress|stressful]] activities such as getting a job, excercising,
and supporting a family. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of Christian Weston Chandler.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with his feminine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it doesn't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him. Based on the archetype you would see on movies and video games, you would learn of the "Tomboy", The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tomgirl". A man in touch with his feminine side, and totally heterosexual.}}

====Gallery====

Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Tito's leaked Tomgirl pictures from 2011|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg|Chris holding nail polish. Also, note his dehydrated skin.
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even white knights can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barb]] 2.0
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg
File:TG22.jpg
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

<center>{{Collapsible|More Tomgirl pictures|<gallery>
File:RoD3b.jpg|March Picture 1, featuring proto-Tomgirl Chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March Picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March Picture 3
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:Oj57ACG.jpg
File:Cwc Menstrual pads 1.jpeg|Menstrual pads
File:Cwc Menstrual pads 2.jpeg
</gallery>}}
</center>

Barb was not happy, making negative remarks, such as, "do not wear eye shadow", "you look like [[Carlos Chantor|a prostitute]]", "lipstick makes you look like a hooker", "you're turning into a [[homos|gay]]", "[[Un-clit|what are you piercing next?]]", and "what's next, you [[I Love You, Catherine|wearing a skirt]] and high heels?"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> Predictably, Chris reacted to this negative criticism by completely disregarding it and complaining about Barb.

===Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia===
[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|left|thumb|Chris' TAToV avatar, used while posting as KookyDashy]]
In late May, Chris discovered the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum. The forum was dedicated to tomboys and tomgirls living in Virginia who wish to discuss their lives. Chris joined under the username [[My Little Pony|Kookydashy]], marking a midpoint in the saga.

In the posts Chris made, he mostly talked about himself and his tomgirl antics. Chris revealed that he had [[Homos|come out]] to his parents, only to receive insults from them. [[Barb]], in particular, has kept complaining about his new attire, and [[Bob]], according to Chris, "threw the damned fag card" at him. Chris also recounts a story in which he went to the lady's restroom because he "started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom." Despite a [[jerkop]] who caught him and yelled at him, Chris proceeded to ignore him and is presumably using the ladies' room to this day.

Later posts Chris made excessive mention of being trolled online, at which point it became obvious that KookyDashy was Chris. According to Chris, socializing online makes people more [[autistic]], and people should socialize offline. The irony of posting this on an online social forum was apparently lost. Chris also became paranoid of being trolled even on these forums, leading him to accuse a tomboy looking for a tomgirl of being a troll. For a month, Chris didn't post at the forums.

After that month, [[Thorg]] discovered the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and made an article about it on the [[CWCki]]. Chris noticed this quickly, and alerted his fellow tomboys and tomgirls a day later. Naturally, this also entailed him admitting that he is Christian Weston Chandler. Chris complained about the trolls, and said that he is not a bad person, despite what the CWCki said. The other posters promised to help Chris defeat the trolls. The forums became defunct shortly afterwards.

==From tomgirl to transgender==
[[File:Christine license.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris(tine)'s new driver's license and "woman card." His signature is surprisingly neat considering the [[Chris and art|quality of his art]]. Also, the woman card probably looks great next to his [[autism]] card.]]

Bob's passing, however it may have affected Chris, did not stop him from being a tomgirl; 3 years later, according to his latest [[OkCupid]] profile, he stated "I would cross dress more often if my mother was not against me doing it (panties and bra included, but wear them anyway)." Chris wrote an autobiographical narrative of coming out to his parents in [[Sonichu 12]].

On 14 August [[2014]], Chris [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|revealed]] via [[Facebook]] that he is a self-described "Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser", claiming shortly afterward to be a [[Gaybian|lesbian in a male body]]. He also proclaimed that he is a supporter of "LBT" rights, which seems to have neatly coincided with the advent of his professed status as a transsexual person. His omission of the "G" (Gay) was attacked by [[Kim Wilson|Kim]], in the face of which Chris admitted that the [[Homos|"G.M.s"]] were "fortunate" to be "on the boat", suggesting that he despises gay men as much as ever.

Chris returned to uploading videos of himself in 2015. He started introducing himself as Christine, and he asked people to refer to him using feminine pronouns. From 2015 to early 2018, he refers to himself as a "Proud Lesbian Trans Woman." As of now, he identifies as a [[bisexual]] trans woman instead.

In [[May 2016]], he successfully filed for a name change to "Christine Weston Chandler."<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/</ref> Later that year, he filed paperwork with the DMV to grant him a new driver's license identifying him as female, which was granted<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2016_Facebook_posts#Christine.27s_Driver.27s_License_and_Woman.27s_Card</ref>. He currently attends LGBT events and considers himself to be a member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community.

===List of Chris's MTF transition methods===
[[File:Cwc Menstrual pads 1.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris's menstrual pads]]

Chris has made several attempts to transition into a true and honest woman. Unfortunately for him, he has a strong belief in [[honor roll|junk science and miracle cures]]. As a result, his initial favored methods produced no benefits, and many are harmful to his health, [[Chris and reality|not that he would realize it]].

In 2016, he began seeing a professional therapist over his gender transition<ref>Chris obtained a driver's license identifying him as female in 2016. The procedure to do this in Virginia is to have a professional vouch the patient is in gender transition on [https://www.dmv.virginia.gov/webdoc/pdf/dl17.pdf this form].</ref>.

*Growing out his [[hair]]
*[[Chris and fashion|Changing his clothing]]
*[[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Shaved eyebrows|Shaving his eyebrows]]
*[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS#Menstrual pads|Using menstrual pads]]
*[[Un-clit|Piercing his taint and letting it get inflamed]]
*[[September_2015_Facebook_Posts#Spoiler_Alert:_It.27s_a_Fake_Vagina|Requesting his fans to fund a prosthetic vagina]]
*[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#Remote and Wired Vibrating Eggs|Wearing a vibrating bra]]
*[[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|Taking Oestrogel without physician approval]]
*[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]
*[[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|Breast massaging]]
*[[Un-clit 2.0#Self-inflicted?|Cutting open his taint with a knife]]
*[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/8-10-chris-bought-female-hormone-vitamins.23257 Female hormone vitamins]
*[[September 2017 tweets#Chris insists he's on HRT|Going on actual hormone replacement therapy]]
*[[September 2017 tweets#Chris is fat and stupid|Eating prunes and putting soy sauce on everything]]

Chris has been making an effort to feminize his voice, but instead of pulling off a convincing femme voice like some other trans women (or simply just not bothering, given his voice is naturally high on its own, and there are trans women who have chosen not to get voice treatments), he talks with a Mickey Mouse falsetto. The falsetto often drops down to his old voice at some point in a given video, sometimes as soon as he introduces himself. He has also ditched his monotone speech pattern for an extreme sing-song tone, especially when he adds bits of [[random-access humor]]. In [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|Q&A NO MORE]], he continued to affect a feminine voice when he was yelling, resulting in a cartoonish witch-like scream.

After years of attempting junk science treatments, Chris went on an actual HRT, or hormone replacement therapy, regime around the fall of 2016<ref>[[September 2017 tweets#Chris insists he's on HRT]]</ref>. The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] vouched for Chris's claim, saying that he possibly acquired the hormones from an informed consent clinic<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-818#post-2888457</ref>.

It is unknown whether Chris is taking a testosterone blocker (T-blocker) with his hormones. T-blockers are usually recommended for MTFs on hormones who haven't had surgery; without them, the estrogen can be converted into testosterone, making it pointless. This does not go well with his continued and worsening balding. T-blockers can also slow or even reverse male pattern baldness, soften the skin, and help the trans woman achieve a larger cup size, both of which can be beneficial for passing.

==Deadnaming==
{{quote| I'm neutral about people calling me "Chris" or "Christine" but I would like if you Good People would respect my chosen name.|Chris's paradoxical thoughts on the matter.<ref name=deadname></ref>}}

{{quote|<nowiki>***Christine***</nowiki> you FUCKING INTERNET DOUCHEWHORE!|Chris<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Meltdown on Twitter]]</ref>}}

During this saga, Chris has occasionally become annoyed at people for referring to him as Chris instead of Christine<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-601#post-1615438</ref><ref name=deadname>[[May 2018 social media posts#Mad at Facebook friends]]</ref>.

==Chris and the trans community==
Chris follows outspoken members of the trans community on Twitter and sometimes agrees with their statements.

One such example is when LifeofBria claimed that trans women have periods:

{{quoteboxgreen|Nobody teaches trans girls about our periods. We just get these weird times where we're moody and crampy and sad and we don't know why and just chalk it up to another reason we're not good enough in life. So, just so you all know: Trans. Girls. Get. Periods.}}

Chris answered:

{{quote|Yes we do. Even the possible hot flashes are no fun either. I’m feeling some of my period today. At least they pass and we can feel better when they do. 😊<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1016786884192808962</ref>}}

==Reasons behind Chris's transition==
[[File:Tomboygirl.jpg|thumb|Chris's dream.]]

Although cross-dressing among gay men ("doing drag") is deliberately over-the-top and purely for comedic purposes, Chris in his homophobia would almost certainly consider it to be a form of sexual expression - and thus, wearing women's clothing would damn one as a [[homo]]. This created much confusion among [[white knights]] and [[trolls]] alike, as Chris has long preached against any sort of behavior that might "turn people homo", or cast any aspersions on his purported heterosexuality. There are a few theories as to why he turned Tomgirl, and how he justifies it to himself:

* Given that he constantly insists that he appeals to all sexualities of women now, it may be that he just wanted to broaden the demographic of women who would be attracted to him. This is most likely the case.
* As [[Clyde Cash]] pointed out, it could be a latent desire he's been in denial over for years and only now beginning to embrace. It could also be possible he could no longer hold in his crossdressing urges.
* Some suggested that he received advice about "getting in touch with his feminine side" and Chris [[Autism|took it literally]]. This is what happened [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|according to Chris]], which means nothing since he lies to suit himself constantly.
* As evidenced by [[Women's rights|his past behavior towards women]] and his recent bragging about using the female restroom, he could be doing it as an excuse to peep on women using them. In a similar vein, he would also be avoiding using the male restroom, an all-[[pickle]] environment which probably causes a lot of [[stress]].
* It could be a bizarre, roundabout solution to the cognitive dissonance that no doubt comes with Chris's increasingly often demonstrated [[JERKS|hatred of his own sex]]. This as a solution would allow him to maintain his insane loathing of men, and not admit it is motivated [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|by]] [[Liquid Chris|jealousy]].
* Also, as shown by [[PlayingHouse| his very strange, childish, and lazy fantasy]] of what married life would be like for him, Chris obviously does not want to have to be the spouse who provides for the family. It's possible that Chris realized that it's usually the man who has a job, and the woman stays to look after the home, raise any possible children, and [[SpaghettiRoutine|cook]] (not that he would be good at any of those things). As such, Chris may have decided to say he was trans so he could have an excuse to not work ([[Autism|another one, that is]]). This wouldn't make much sense, since the breadwinning man would be absent, except that Chris [[Attraction Sign|absolutely expects the other woman in the relationship to work]] just as hard as the man would.
* This may be a last ditch effort to deny his [[Homos|homosexuality]]. In [[Mumble 1]] and [[Sonichu 9]], Chris explicitly states that he would rather go through a painful sex change than be gay. Given the [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|risks]] he's taking to transition, it's very possible that he'd rather die than come out of the closet.

==Evidence of legitimate transsexuality==
[[File:S11-43.jpg|thumb|Chris describes his 2014 switchover in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]]]

Transsexuality is fundamentally the result of gender dysphoria, a neurological condition wherein the affected individual believes that their gender identity does not correspond with their biological sex (some evidence shows that affected individuals have brain structures more similar to those of the opposite sex). Chris has shown unclear symptoms; the [[Muscle bra|bras]] for instance can easily be chalked up to Chris's loathing of men and their chests. His hatred of all [[pickle]]s rather than just his own suggests issues about sexual insecurity rather than gender insecurity, and his total non-acceptance of LGBT people until now is another nail in the coffin - he is still terrified of being considered a homo, and still refuses to acknowledge gay men (as seen above in his "LBT" rant) or other MtF transsexuals. In [[May 2015]], Chris began [[Oestrogel_application_and_Vibrating_Bra,_How_To.|a largely ineffectual form of hormone treatment]], conceivably because he was assessed for proper hormone replacement therapy and deemed ineligible, possibly because of his [[Chris and health|health status]]. It also costs a great deal of [[money]] to get hormone therapy, and Chris's tugboat won't cover it on top of the expenses it already does.

However, gender dysphoria could also explain a lot of Chris's past behavior; an example being Chris's insecurity in failing to live up to cultural perceptions of masculinity. His tendency to exaggerate or overcompensate for his fragile masculinity could be caused by subconsciously knowing that his intellectual gender does not match his biological sex. The way Chris interacted during the [[Kacey calls]] is another piece of evidence; normally, guys subconsciously lower the pitch of their voices to seem attractive to women, but when Chris was trying to woo Kacey, his voice drifted higher than hers. Additionally, Chris is known for his pathological hatred of change, unless the change is beneficial or positive for him. To assume Chris "became" trans purely for the quest for [[china]] is fairly extreme, as suddenly identifying by another gender identity is generally a life-changing event for anybody, and Chris has shown that he is incapable of substantially changing himself even with the [[Kacey|promise of a relationship]] laid in front of him.

It is possible that Chris is an autogynephile (Greek for "lover of oneself as a woman"), a type of transsexual who doesn't have traditional gender dysphoria, but desires to be female in a sexual or romantic way (often as a sexual fetish). Chris's signs of autogynephilia show with his strong desire to have a daughter named [[Crystal]] (arguably a female form of himself), as well as his desire to wear [[bra]]s and leggings. He could also suffer from androphobia (fear of being a [[JERKS|man]]).

Narcissism is another huge motivator. In our society, women get more attention, so some attention-seeking men wish to be women to get that attention. Social media has made the problem even worse: women get more followers, likes, and positive comments than men. Being transgender itself can be a huge popularity boost. Chris's "transition" could be partially motivated by a desire to reverse his negative image by giving himself a do-over.

There is a correlation between [[autism]] and trans identity, though the exact reason for this correlation is still up for debate. According to a Dutch study, 7.8% of trans people are on the spectrum.<ref>https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/11/the-link-between-autism-and-trans-identity/507509/</ref> There are a number of similarities between the two disorders. Gender could very well be another autistic fixation. Many autistic people also tend to have "androgynous" mental qualities (sensitivity in autistic boys, lower empathy in autistic girls), and those people could be perceiving their brain difference as simply having the brain of the opposite gender. Chris might be under the impression that by transitioning, he could be a cute, bashful girl instead of an awkward boy. There are also a lot of overlaps between the childhoods of autistic kids and closeted trans kids. Very rarely do successful, popular kids end up identifying as trans. Both autistic and trans males tend to have mostly [[gal-pal]]s, because men tend to be rowdy and overly judgmental.

Still, that's not to say that an autistic person can't truly be transgender, or that Chris's dysphoria is caused by autism, narcissism, or a fetish. At the end of the day, only a trained therapist or psychiatrist, who has a one-on-one session with Chris, will be able to tell whether or not Chris has gender dysphoria.

==Timeline==

[[File:Da homos.jpg|thumb|right|Chris choosing between being a tranny and being gay. Note his personal signature below that statement.]]

* [[March 2011|30 March 2011]] - Chris changes his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl", foreshadowing the Tomgirl Pictures.
* [[April 2011|29 April 2011]] - Several pictures of Chris in his tomgirl attire are released. These pictures ended the speculation caused by Chris's most recent PSN quote, as well as marking the official start of the Tomgirl Saga.
* [[May 2011|14 May 2011]] - Chris removes the "I am Tomgirl" quote from his PSN account, immediately after PSN comes back online after a month of being inactive.
* 29 May 2011 - Chris discovers and joins the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum as Kookydashy. He makes three notable posts:
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Introductions!|Chris writes his introduction]] to his fellow tomboys and tomgirls.
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Chris describes how he came out]] as a tomgirl to his parents, as [[Bob]] called him a "fag", and [[Barb]] commented "I didn't raise a daughter".
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Girly Things Tee Hee|Chris recounts an experience]] where he got yelled at by a [[jerkop]] for going to the women's restroom.
* [[June 2011|9 June 2011]] - In another post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|Chris reveals that Barb]] tried to pay him to stop wearing panties, only to refuse. He then goes on and suggests that all men should be legally required to wear [[Muscle bra|bras]].
* 17 June 2011 - [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Friendship Issues|Chris talks about himself]] in a post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum. He mentions how he had more [[gal-pals]] then male friends, and that [[dating education]] should be a mandatory class.
* 22 June 2011 - [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Reputation|Chris makes his final post]] on the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum before being discovered by the [[CWCki]], where he all but says he is Christian Weston Chandler, mentioning both his [[trolls]] and [[Sonichu]].
* [[July 2011|20 July 2011]] - [[Thorg]] discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the CWCki.
* 21 July 2011 - Chris responds to the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia's discovery in a post, where he officially declares that he is Christian Weston Chandler. He complains about his trolls, and reassures his fellow posters that he is not a bad person. After talking about this with other posters for a few days, he stops posting on the forums, and later the forums are deleted.
* [[August 2011|6 August 2011]] - The next part of the Tomgirl Saga begins, when Chris returns to [[Youtube]]. He makes three videos, calling out various trolls and threatening to reveal their dox if they do not comply to his demands.
** [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Chris calls out]] [[Surfshack Tito]], and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris.
** [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Chris calls out]] [[Thorg]], and demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris.
** [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Chris tells Thorg and Tito]] that they must respond to the [[Calling Out]] videos by August 31.
* 9 August 2011 - Two videos by Chris were released, and Tito releases a video responding to Chris.
** [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Chris calls out]] [[Alec Benson Leary]], simply demanding that he apologizes to Chris.
** [[It's not that cold|Chris goes outside,]] pretends to dig up [[Patti]], and wears her as a coat, in a parody of The Silence of the Lambs.
** [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|Tito responds to Chris,]] who is desperate in making sure Chris does not release his dox, and complies to Chris's demands.
* 10 August 2011 - Chris makes two more videos:
** [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Chris accepts Tito's attempts]] to meet Chris's demands, and re-calls out Thorg for not meeting Chris's demands.
** [[Correction of EX relationship status|Chris mentions that he never dated the]] [[Wallflower]], and that she was simply a female friend. Chris also mentions he has a new [[sweetheart]].
* 12 August 2011 - [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|Chris unmasks Thorg,]] and reveals that he is Jeremy Slonwhite of Canada.
* 16 August 2011 - Chris makes another two videos, one regarding the Calling Out videos:
** [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya|Chris calls out]] [[Jack Thaddeus]], and demands that he apologizes to Chris.
** [[Kaka Makeup Basics|Chris makes a makeup tutorial video]], reinforcing his tomgirl status.
* 20 August 2011 - [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Chris uploads a video where he sings about wristwatches]] dedicated to Thorg, which intimidates Thorg and causes him to leave the Internet.
* 23 August 2011 - Chris uploads another three videos:
** [[Re-Calling Ahuvia|Chris re-calls out Jack Thaddeus]], and reveals that he is a communist.
** [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|Chris calls out]] [[BlueSpike]], and demands that he 1) stop people from prank calling Chris and yelling "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris.
** [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.|Chris shows off his hand-me-down laptop]] given to him by a fan, and mentions that he upgraded it.
* 28 August 2011 - A [[CWCki]] user by the name of Dinglebear, under the alias "CWCvilleProductions", uploads a video featuring Chris. In it, [[Victory Rockout|Chris rocks out]] to a ''Skyrim'' remix while celebrating his victory over Thorg.
* 29 August 2011 - [[Response to ADF|Chris responds to Jack Thaddeus]] who revealed he was ADF. Chris reinforces his [[homophobia]] while stating he also likes lesbians.
* 30 August 2011 - [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris unmasks Alec Benson Leary]] a day before the deadline, who has not responded to Chris's Calling Out videos. Chris reveals that he is Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man on Youtube.
* 31 August 2011 - The deadline for Surfshack Tito, Thorg, and Alec Benson Leary to apologize to Chris.
* [[September 2011|6 September 2011]] - [[Bob]] dies of heart failure. Unfortunately, Chris's mourning put an abrupt end to the Calling Out videos.
* 15 September 2011 - The deadline for BlueSpike to apologize to Chris. However, Chris did not unmask BlueSpike as he was still in mourning.
* 14 August 2014 - Chris reveals on [[Facebook]] that he is not just a Tomgirl, but also a "Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body" and a "Tranny Cross-Dresser".
* 12 May 2015 - Facebook posts reveal that Chris is now perusing hormone replacement in order to become more physically feminine.
* 21 May 2015 - Chris turns his fursona, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], into a Lesbian Transwoman.
* 1 [[November 2015]] - Chris abruptly resumes his [[Love Quest]] with [[HelloLadyFans]], asking for women of all orientations to come to him.
* 5 [[January 2016]] - Chris uploads a video hosting a lesbian sleepover for a [[Sex|Night of fun]].
* 5 [[May 2016]] - Chris files for a legal name change to Christine Weston Chandler.
* 31 May 2016 - The name change is granted.
* 24 July 2016 - Chris uploads a picture of his new driver's license to [[Facebook]], complete with an F for female.

== Fan art ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Warning: may be jarring to the eyes.|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg|Tomgirl or He-Man?
File:Whatcouldbe.jpg
File:ChantomimeDame.png|[[TRUE and HONEST]] picture from Chris's brief stint in British theatre
File:Chris's_True_Lego_Form.png|A true and honest minifigure.
File:ChrisBill.jpg|There are probably more, but here are the major ones.
File:Frickinlove1.jpg|Chris's ultimate dream - meeting a tomboy just like him.
</gallery>}}
</center>

==See also==
*[[Hair]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Chris and gender]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

==References==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Dick Licker; that is I

2019-02-11T21:50:51Z

Diddlyshit:

{{deletedvideo}}
{{Honest}}
{{Quote|If I ever--If I see a dick, I just look away, with a moment of being freaked out!|[[Chris]], [[Madman Rising|a decade ago]]}}

[[File:DiscordPickle.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The original pickled wall, complete with "[[The Bad Beginning|crossbones]]."]]

'''Dick Licker; that is I.''' is a video uploaded by Chris to [[YouTube]] on 15 [[April 2018]], showing him slobbering on two [[pickles]] drawn on his wall. A few [[Fanbase|True and Honest Fans]] believe one of the dicks belongs to Magi-Chan due to the spikes he decided to draw on them and the implication later that [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]] were his sweethearts.

As revealed in a [[The Bad Beginning|leaked Discord chat]], Chris had defaced his wall several days prior. Though the [[Idea Guy]] had manipulated him into embracing bisexuality, drawing the pickles on his wall was of Chris' own accord. When someone questioned Chris about the video, Chris responded that he "impulsively did that one video of his own will and that no one was in control of him at all." He eventually deleted the video.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Dick Licker; that is I.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ojh12gKJGP8}}
| stardate = 15 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}, {{Magi-Cryzel|text}}
| previous = [[Buy Right Now from eBay]]
| next = [[With Apologies to Mister Resident]]
}}
</center>

==Description==
Yup

==Transcript==
[''We see Chris licking his wall, which has two [[duck]]s drawn on it. As Chris licks the drawings, ink runs from them down the wall. Near the end, he looks at the camera with his tongue hanging out and then wipes his mouth with what appears to be an orange handkerchief.'']

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan's Duck Licker; that is I Reversed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0CE45mbLaVc}}
| stardate = 21 [[May 2018]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
| subject =
| type =
| info = Chris has now unbecome the omoh
}}

==See Also==

*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Pickle]]

{{Troll Videos}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Buy Right Now from eBay]]|nextlink=[[With Apologies to Mister Resident]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

Dick Licker; that is I

2019-02-11T21:50:34Z

Diddlyshit:

{{RemovedVideo}}
{{Honest}}
{{Quote|If I ever--If I see a dick, I just look away, with a moment of being freaked out!|[[Chris]], [[Madman Rising|a decade ago]]}}

[[File:DiscordPickle.jpg|thumb|right|300px|The original pickled wall, complete with "[[The Bad Beginning|crossbones]]."]]

'''Dick Licker; that is I.''' is a video uploaded by Chris to [[YouTube]] on 15 [[April 2018]], showing him slobbering on two [[pickles]] drawn on his wall. A few [[Fanbase|True and Honest Fans]] believe one of the dicks belongs to Magi-Chan due to the spikes he decided to draw on them and the implication later that [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]] were his sweethearts.

As revealed in a [[The Bad Beginning|leaked Discord chat]], Chris had defaced his wall several days prior. Though the [[Idea Guy]] had manipulated him into embracing bisexuality, drawing the pickles on his wall was of Chris' own accord. When someone questioned Chris about the video, Chris responded that he "impulsively did that one video of his own will and that no one was in control of him at all." He eventually deleted the video.

==Video==
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Dick Licker; that is I.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ojh12gKJGP8}}
| stardate = 15 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}, {{Magi-Cryzel|text}}
| previous = [[Buy Right Now from eBay]]
| next = [[With Apologies to Mister Resident]]
}}
</center>

==Description==
Yup

==Transcript==
[''We see Chris licking his wall, which has two [[duck]]s drawn on it. As Chris licks the drawings, ink runs from them down the wall. Near the end, he looks at the camera with his tongue hanging out and then wipes his mouth with what appears to be an orange handkerchief.'']

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris-Chan's Duck Licker; that is I Reversed
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0CE45mbLaVc}}
| stardate = 21 [[May 2018]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuObAUCueXDNZpyhljfQ_kQ Craig Smith]
| subject =
| type =
| info = Chris has now unbecome the omoh
}}

==See Also==

*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Pickle]]

{{Troll Videos}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Buy Right Now from eBay]]|nextlink=[[With Apologies to Mister Resident]]}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2018]]

Official Videobooks

2019-02-07T17:27:38Z

Diddlyshit: Cuck! YouTube cucked, cuckingly.

{{DeadLinks}}
The '''Official Videobooks''' are a series of [[Wikipedia:Motion comic|motion comic]] style videos by [[Chris]] to counter [[Vivian Gee]]'s [[Audiobooks]] series. Originally, these were also called "Audiobooks" but when pressed on the fact that they did not describe the action going in the comic in such a way that a person not watching the video could understand, Chris copped out by redubbing them "Videobooks."

==Voice acting==
Chris, as he suggested in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', perfoms all the male voices. Since he has no [[sweetheart]] or [[gal-pal]] to play the female voices, he also does them himself. Chris's voice acting gives light to how he envisions [[Sonichu]] and company sound.

*[[Sonichu]] - Chris with slightly lighter voice
*[[Rosechu]] - Chris with girly voice
*[[Kel]] - Chris with different tone girly voice
*[[Naitsirhc]] - Chris, normally, but slightly frustrated
*[[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|Comic!Chris]] - himself.

Chris also does all the sound effects, in a juvenile "BOOM!," "PEW PEW PEW!," etc. fashion.

==Commentary==

Thankfully for [[trolls|us]], Chris frequently gives comments on the comics as he reads them, letting us know how he currently feels about [[Hanna|past events]] or that he loves [[china|vaginas]]. You can also ascertain his feelings towards [[Sub-Episode 2|certain events]] by his [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|agitated]] reading, hinting that he hasn't quite gotten over them.

==Presentation==
As opposed to the competing Audiobooks, where [[Vivian]] would get images of the comic and have the action focus on the panel as it happens while a narrator describes the action going on in the comic, Chris sloppily holds his shitty low res [[PSEye]] above his [[Scrapbook of Fail]], hastily reading the text, adding sound effects, while the camera is frequently off the page and we have no idea what is going on. Oftentimes the PSEye is aimed at a completely different scene than the one that Chris is reading and it only leaves that location when it is time to switch to the next page. Couple that with the constant dialogue changes that he makes (some of which you can see, some of which you can't because the poorly written word bubbles are out of the shot) and the outbursts of commentary on the real-life events inspiring the scene and you're left in a state of complete and utter confusion. Chris is also prone to humming music during some scenes, but seeing as how he has no sense of tone or rhythm, along with laughing hysterically at jokes that make sense only to Chris himself, it merely makes the scene more perplexing and chaotic.

One would think that an authoritative retelling by the author would clear up the numerous [[Chris and writing|layout clusterfucks]] in the comic (one of the main and most difficult challenges for the [[User:Dethchemist77|narrator of the Audiobooks]] was trying to decipher the action and dialogue sequence), but due to the aforementioned presentation problems, the reader only remains as perplexed as ever.

==Retconning==
{{main|Retroactive continuity in Sonichu}}
The videobooks reflect Chris's retcon version of the comics, though the original names are typically visible. Most of the name changes that Chris has had since [[January 2009]] are in the videobooks, but a few new ones have arisen such as the [[Sonichu Balls]] becoming the Sonichu ''Crystals.'' Typically though, Chris will screw up his own retconned names (like he'll say "[[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary]]" instead of "Slaweel"). In the case of [[Blake]], he still uses the name "Black Sonichu" and explains that he later became "Blake" which defeats the purpose of the retcon name (to make Black Sonichu sound less racist). Chris will also retcon his stories to paint himself in a more positive light: For example, in the [[Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook#KCWC_Special| KCWC Special]] one of his characters interviewed [[Robert Simmons V]] because he considered him to be his number one fan at the time, but by the time the videobooks were recorded Chris discovered that Robert was a troll and retconned the story to have the CWCville police called on him after the interview. Another instance where Chris retcons the story to paint himself in a positive light is in [[Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook#Part_4|Episode 17, Part 4]] where he adds that the [[Chris_and_sex#Pedophilia|child labor laws]] are "not so dumb."

==External links==
*[http://youtu.be/lAI-TsNdgBo?list=PLC1F81E0EB16BD70B Playlist of the Official Videobooks]

{{CWCipedia|chris=Videobooks|linkname=Videobooks}}
{{videobooks}}

Little Tomboy Blue

2019-01-20T19:15:34Z

Diddlyshit: hacker

{{Honest}}

'''Little Tomboy Blue''' (leaked as '''urqehgvuierg''') is a horrifying video of [[Chris]] stripping for his [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]] to musical accompaniment, leaked on 25 [[February 2012]].

Chris, in full [[tomgirl]] garb, uses his [[PS3]] to play "[[Wikipedia:Fuck the Pain Away|Fuck the Pain Away]]" by electroclash artist [[Wikipedia:Peaches (musician)|Peaches]] as he poorly imitates traditional stripper mannerisms. Interspersed in the actual song are his made-up lyrics, mostly nonsensical exclamations of his tomgirl pride. As the video progresses, Chris sheds more and more of his clothing, eventually revealing his [[muscle bra]] and panties, with his abdominal flab spilling over the waistline. At points in the video, Chris turns his backside toward the camera and pulls down the panties to jiggle his fat ass. Toward the end, Chris removes his bra and slowly massages his nipples while repeatedly uttering the song's final chorus, thus ensuring that all of our recurring nightmares are replaced by Stripping Chris himself.

It is unknown whether or not Jackie explicitly requested this video, or Chris taped it as a spontaneous "gift". However, unaware that most strippers are not only [[obesity|thin]] but also [[Boyfriend-free girl|women]], Chris's hamfisted attempt at impressing Jackie instead comes across as thoroughly disgusting and creepy. Many [[Relics of Fail]] are visible in this video, including several [[Sonichu]] cutouts, and the original [[Attraction Sign]] from 2003, which, evidently, Chris has found important enough to have kept taped to his wall almost nine years later.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Little Tomboy Blue
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dR1W1VpnKo4}}
| stardate =
| subject = {{Sex|[[Hooker incident|Striptease]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Comedy|[[Random access humor|"Comedy"]]}}
| saga = {{Jackie}} {{Tomgirl}}
| shirt = Blue/navy tank top
| previous = [[Cheerleader]]
| next = [[Teenage Dream]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
Little Tomboy Blue? Come blow my [[duck|horn]].

''[Chris begins to perform an awkward dance to "Fuck the Pain Away". He reaches over to grab an unidentifiable object, a substitute for a stripper’s pole, and attempts to entice the audience with a more suggestive dance. In usual Chris fashion, he begins to sing.]''
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me

Calling me, all the time like Blondie

Check out my Chrissy [[Butt garments|behind]]

[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|It's fine all of the time]]

Like sex on the beaches

What else is in the teaches of the [[tomgirl|tomgirls]]! Huh? What?

''[During this time, he begins to raise his shirt up, displaying a taste of the [[Obesity|horrors]] within.]''

''[Forgets the first few words, and stumbles on several lines.]''
... on my titties like you wanted me

Calling me, all the time like Blondie

Check out my Chrissy behind ''[Slaps his rear.]''

It's fine all of the time

What else is in the teaches of Tomgirls?

Like sex on the beaches, huh? What?

''[At this point, he managed to remove his shirt and now he swings it around as though he were arousing his audience.]''

Huh? Right. What? Uhh...

Huh? What? Right. Uhh...

''[He throws the shirt toward the camera, resuming the painfully long striptease. Following this, he lifts up his sports bra to give an eyeful of one manboob to the world. For a moment or two, he fondles it, giving orgasm faces to the camera. Thankfully, Chris puts the bra back on for the time being.]''

Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh

''[He sounds somewhat winded during this bit, and he sets his eyes on a new goal. Rocking his hips, he appears to struggle a tad with his jeans, awkwardly pulling them slightly down before pulling them back up. Eventually, he manages to slip them off and drops them in front of the camera.]''

S.I.S. I.U.D., stay in [[Manchester High School|school]] 'cause it's the best

I.U.D. S.I.S., stay in school 'cause it's the best

I.U.D. S.I.S., stay in school 'cause it's the best

I.U.D. S.I.S., stay in school 'cause it's the best

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me

Calling me, all the time like Blondie

Check out my Chrissy behind ''[slaps his rear again.]''

It's fine all of the time

Like sex on the beaches

What else is in the teaches of [[tomgirls]]? Huh? What?

''[Horrifically, he begins to thrust his hips more prominently than before. Obviously [[Chris and Health|growing tired]], his hips begin to gyrate, repeatedly flashing the audience his ass. At one point, Chris attempts to lift both legs to waist height. He has to grab them with his arms to accomplish this, and immediately grimaces with the pain of physical effort.]''

[[Fuck Quest|Fuck the pain away]]. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

''[Begins singing the lyrics early.]'' Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh.

Huh? What? Right. Uhh.

''[He is now fondling his manboobs underneath the bra. With his back turned, slowly struggling some, he begins removing his sports bra to display his 42-inch bust to the world.]''

What else in the teaches of tomgirls?

Like sex on the beaches

Huh? What? Right. Uhh.

''[After throwing the [[bra]] toward the camera, he has a delayed reaction with what he was doing, and covers his chest with his arms. Chris then proceeds to squeeze his breasts together for massive cleavage results.]''

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Cheerleader]]|nextlink=[[Teenage Dream]]}}

{{Music Videos}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos]]

Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya

2019-01-16T00:07:00Z

Diddlyshit: Some sensitive fuck got the video removed.

{{deletedvideo}}
'''Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 16 [[August 2011]] and part of the [[Calling Out]] series. In it, Chris, [[Homo|lipstick and all]], threatens [[Jack Thaddeus]]. Unlike his reveal on [[Thorg]], Chris becomes two-faced as he accepts Jack's desire to be a transvestite and seek gender reassignment surgery, yet he attacks Jack because he chases after guys. Like the reveal on Thorg, Chris wants to see him trolled not so much out of a tit-for-tat desire for revenge, but rather because Chris found out he was [[homos]]exual. Interestingly, Chris gives Jack ten extra days to come up with his apology video and to leave the Internet.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Blackmailing me to hump your Playstation 3 causing great embarassment, to sing "It's okay to be gay",
and he Posted disgusting advertisements on the CWCipedia}}

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya
| video = {{#ev:youtube|w1SN9Jl-DTk}}
| stardate = 16 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Calling Out Saga|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue tomgirl|text}}, {{Redbra|text}}
| previous = [[Kaka Makeup Basics]]
| next = [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]]
}}

== Transcript ==
[[File:BI.jpg|thumb|The one time you wish he was wearing DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.]]
[''Chris sits down and sighs.''] Good day. I felt that it's appropriate to dress in my feminine attire as I- as you can see fits. [''He stretches out one leg, trying to show off his ass.''] Because I am definite calling out one Jack Thaddeusss, and we happen to share ''[He lifts his leg and rests it on his knee, giving the camera a buffalo shot.]'' some similar common interests, a few of which. Like, uh, yes, we can- we- we do accept the adj- we both accept the adjective of being called trannies, esscept for him, he's, uhh, he's just went through a whole- the whole gender-changing operation. Yep. Lopping off his [[Pickle|dick]] and puttin' on the ol'... an' gettin' it tucked in. I am not- I would never chop- I would never do that to- I would never do that. Go and have a sex change operation. I'm proud to be a male, and I'm even more proud to be a [[tomgirl]].
[[File:Spanking2.jpg|thumb|"I like to get smacked by my woman."]]
And we both like to cross-dress, yes. And we both are into [[April 16 Fetish Vids|femdom]], which is a female domination. Oh, yeah. ''[creepy chuckle]'' I like to get smacked by [[Ivy|my woman]]. Mmm... yes.

Except for, uh, I would definitely s- put against, uh, Misher Jack, or, as is real name is said in de title of this video, which I will say in a moment. Uhh, in the pro- in the- in his- in his case of him, uh, having his operation and going through it, I feel that he would defi'itely '''not''' be considered any at all a woman- a woman whatsoever. He just only fashionably ''[raises his hands]'' looks like a woman, with the parts and whatnot, except he does not have- essept he would not have a uterus, and he would have no repoductive[sic] organs. I mean, I want to have [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]] someday. Obviously, he don't. ''[Gives a disgusted look]''

And, uh, also my associate dat gave me the information on him, he- pretty much, uh, he pretty much is plain out callin' him a tomgirl, but you know what? He's not a tomgirl at all. He's just a full-blown [[Homos|gay]]. ''[Stares into space, then looks down at his clipboard]''

Anyway, gettin' back on topic, uh, his name is, uh, Ahu-viya, which, uh, it is spelled at the title of this video. Hmm, he is in Pennsylvania, and, uh, I have pretty much just gave a few descriptions of him, uh, yeah. He definitely appreciates his... homoseshual culture as it is. I mean, yeah. Everybody- everybody who hates- everybody who is a ho- who is a homophobe, ''[drops his leg down and sits upright]'' go ahead and call him on it. Call Ahuviya a God-dang homo.

[''moans with a derp voice, imitating Ahuviya''] Homo! I like to be a homo! [[Slow in the minds|He-he durr-hurr bluh bleh bleh!]] Eeeeoooouh! [''shakes his head with his tongue sticking out, then blows a raspberry'']

Yeah. But, of course, the, uh- my demands are simple, as they ha' been recently. I want Mr Ha- Ahuviya to make the public apologies for all the things he have done a- he has done against me. ''[Quieter voice.]'' Shoot, I forgot to write 'em down. But he knows what he did! Among which, uh, he has, uh, pestured me, and, uh, [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|on]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|the]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|phone]], and uh, [[Chris humps his PS3|blackmailed me into]] [[It's UGH!|doin' a few things]]. Yeah, I'll in from th- get those stats in and, uh, if he doesn't, uh, I might add them to the description of this video, after I wri- after I write 'em down.

Hmph. Anyway, 25-year-old Ahuviya, homooooo! Pretty much it. ''[Swings his leg back up to rest on his knee]'' We do agree on being cross-dressersss. Although, I must also admit, um, ''[to himself]''I should have access to that actually, uh, yeah. [''Grabs his [[PS3]] controller''] Just give me oooone moment. [''Boots up his PS3''] Yeah, I think this is it. Whoops. [''puts controller in both hands''] I think actually did... save it on here... Huhhh, zoom in, I only want a but of a free sample.

[''Grabs his camera shakily.''] For thisss, as usuaw... hmm, I gotta get a little clossse here, because I don't have zoom-in functions on the Cross-Video bar Photo Viewer...

[''Cue a bright yellow light''] Closer the picture. [''Shows a close-up of a man's chin.''] Yeah. Anyway, he just does a bad- [[Chris and hypocrisy|he just does a terrible job in cross- quote-unquote "cross-dressing," because I mean, look at that stubble on his face!]] [''Smacks his hand on the camera lens.'']

[''Uncovers to show his arm, then the camera pans over his messy room.''] And then look at me all over. I take the time to shave myself. [''Close-up of his bare thigh, then slaps it.''] Smooth. ''[slaps his ass]''

[''He jerks up the camera back to his face.''] So yeah. Ahuviya... make your apology video, leave the Internet, leave me and my family and my friends at peace. You have... uhh, lemme see... [''He checks his calendar, counting under his breath.]'' ''One, two three...'' Yeah. You have until the tenth of [[September 2011|September of this year]] to upload your video of apology for all the wrongs you have done to me which I list in the description a li'l later. Good day.

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Un-clit

2019-01-12T14:25:55Z

Diddlyshit: /* September 18th Facebook Status */ Lack of period

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{{Taxpayermoney}}

[[File:Tribbing.png|thumb|[[Audiobooks|LOOK AT THAT LINK GODDAMN]].]]
[[File:ChristheKarmaHoudini.PNG|thumb|A Karma Houdini at work.]]

The '''Un-clit''' was what [[Chris]] called a small piercing on his "taint" (or perineum, in clinical terminology), what's known as a guiche piercing among body modification enthusiasts. He had apparently gotten it as "a fair substitute" for a clitoris, indicating that Chris believes the clitoris is located on a woman's perineum. It seems that Chris's knowledge of female anatomy wasn't noticeably improved by his encounters with [[Mia Hamm]]. Chris's rationale for getting the un-clit also included an introduction to the sex lives of female bonobos.

After a couple of weeks, the piercing began to migrate out of Chris's body in a process referred to as "rejection." Instead of letting the area heal before a second attempt, Chris immediately tried to re-pierce it, with a ''safety pin''. This rather predictably resulted in the migration worsening, and even after going to a professional and having it re-done again, his body still rejected it and [[Catherine|Catie]] eventually convinced Chris to give up on the piercing altogether.

Factoring 2 professional piercings and 2 items of jewellery, Chris [[Chris and money|wasted a grand total of about $200]] of his [[monthly tugboat]] on this.

==September 18th Facebook Status==
{{quotebox|Well. A whole Half a month without a new update on the trolls' website; I was hoping for longer than that. And I WAS going to make a [[Honest Content|public announcement]] about it anyway. But the cat is out of the bag now.

Anyway, I had something done to me that is Radical, that I did for my Lesbian Soul! I got a new piercing on my taint on Monday the 15th. About where my clitoris would be if I was a woman! It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my un-clit. I am tending to its cleaning personally in Daily Baths or Showers, as well as cleaning the area with rubbing alcohol twice daily.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, with no other outside opinions from anyone, have long been thinking about getting a piercing on my taint, with a steel sphere where my clitoris would be if I was born female, in my Soul identity as a Female and a [[Chris and English|Leabian]], as a fair substitute for that, and to stimulate the woman's clitoris via scissoring, YEARS ago after watching the Lesbian couple Tribbing each other in the soft core porn movie, "The Key to Sex".

And for those who don't know about Tribbing, it is more commonly known as Scissoring, Tribadism is when one woman rubs her vulva against the other woman's vulva, to stimulate each other's clitoris. In fact, there are clits that actually stick out, penetrating the labia and better stimulating the other clitoris. The female bonobo monkeys have long clits, and they trib other female bonobos a LOT of the time.

And to make sure EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ONCE AND FOR ALL: I am a FEMALE, LESBIAN SOUL TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY. Or to put it another way, I am a LESBIAN TRANSGENDER! I am Seriously Into Women! Males Offend Me, even my own [[duck|Penis]] Totally Grosses Me Out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the Ugly Bulge!

I HAVE Come Out as the Lesbian Transgender that I Always Have Been and Ever Will! And for everyone of you Sods who continue to mislabel me as a Homosexual Male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss My [[china|Vagina]] Of My Soul!!!

Have a good day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism}}

Despite obviously violating the Community Guidelines, as well as being reported by [[Trolls|concerned Facebook users]], Facebook decided that no part of this status was considered pornographic enough to warrant being removed.

Chris appeared to have either gotten very bad advice about caring for his new piercing, or gotten good advice and ignored it. No knowledgeable body piercing provider would suggest cleaning a fresh piercing with rubbing alcohol, which is far too harsh a solvent. Chris's misguided aftercare regimen likely contributed to the piercing's rejection.

==Repiercing the Un-clit==
On 4 [[December 2014]], an update was released on the [[CWCki Forums]] that Chris had re-pierced his taint. The new piercing jewelry was apparently made of gold. <ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-got-his-taint-repierced.6336/</ref>

{{quotebox|I got the new gold barbell jewelry piece, and I will be getting repierced later today.}}

{{quotebox|Let's pray that in a month, this one does not go migrating either.}}

{{quotebox|I'm sending caring vibes and love your way! Have a lovely and safe day.}}

Re-piercing so soon after the first attempt was considered most unwise, as the first migration had had almost no time to heal, and many trolls were concerned that Chris's lack of general hygiene would lead to him risking septicemia.

Five days later, it was revealed that in addition to the new piercing, Chris was wearing a strap-on harness with the dildo removed to conceal his [[duck]] while he wore [[Tomgirl Saga|women's clothing]]. This raised additional concerns about the cleanliness of the pierced region.

==The End of the Un-clit==
{{quote|I have an update to just let you know: the patch of skin the jewelry was in was shrinking again. I have just removed the barbell and spheres; I am giving up on that piercing now.|Chris has finally given up on the piercing.}}

A message from Chris leaked on the CWCki Forums on 12 December showed that he had removed the piercing due to the "patch of skin the jewelry was in ... shrinking again" (presumably referring to another migration). He stated he would "giv[e] up" on the Un-Clit.<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-un-clit-is-no-more-chris-comes-to-his-senses.6467/</ref> He was deeply disappointed with this outcome, however, and on [[C-Mas]] [[December 2014|2014]] still hoped that he could receive the gift of a "magical Transformation of my body from Male to completely Female."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails]]</ref> Santa seemingly did not oblige him, perhaps prompting Chris's malicious assault of a store employee on [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]].

==...or Is It?==
{{main|Un-clit 2.0}}
On 24 [[July 2016]], Chris announced on Facebook that he had grown labia. In reality, while attempting D.I.Y. gender transition surgery, '''he had cut his taint open with a knife'''.

==Photos==
{{collapsible
|Not safe for work, life, the faint of heart, or anyone who values their sanity.|<center><gallery>
File:Unclit (NSFL).jpg|The piercing as it originally appeared.
File:Unclit (INFECTED!!!).jpg|The piercing after Chris' body began to reject it.
File:ChrisContraption 02.JPG|The duck strap.
File:ChrisContraption_03.JPG|The duck strap and un-clit, from under Chris.
File:ChrisContraption 05.JPG|The duck strap, from the left.
</gallery></center>}}

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Un-clit 2.0]]

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

User:Diddlyshit

2019-01-11T17:29:04Z

Diddlyshit: Created page with "I joined this site in May 2018 and I haven't used my account, until now."

I joined this site in May 2018 and I haven't used my account, until now.