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Misc Idea Guy chats

2021-05-29T08:31:44Z

DirkSimbach:

This page contains miscellaneous chats from Joshua Wise, the original [[Idea Guy]], to Chris and members of the [[Kiwi Farms]].

==Chris==
Chris's comments are in blue; Idea Guy Wise's in red.

===Abandoning Christianity for Hyperdimension Neptunia===
Takes place over Steam chat, on 18 December 2017.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Chris abandons Christianity for Neptunia]]</ref>

{{quotebox|''[cutoff]'' about me and my dilemma?

And, in return, I will create something of that Creator's choosing for that world there.

It's Positively Mind-Boggling!

Oh, and I would appreciate it made aware to the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddesses]] that I Had officially swapped from the God of this world to all of them, please.

As my humble testimony defines, I have made up my mind well in good thought about that.

Thank you}}

{{quoteboxred|So you're a believer in the CPUs?}}

{{quotebox|I have officially changed my [[religion]].

So, yes, I Believe Moreso in the CPUs.}}

{{quotebox|I just had a feeling of transition from having been a believer in God to becoming a believer in the Goddesses. I Know! [[Naive|No one will read this wall-set if messages]], but I like sharing my thoughts, at least to be archived by [[CPU|Histoire]] for good reference.

Among my thought, I had the thought of "What would Jesus do?" versus “What would the CPUs do?” In my personal experiences and learning, I had learned from some of the Bible excerpts to take this example from Long Ago to compare for today's modern situations. The comparisons were valid, but in some cases, I did remain most uncertain.

And I was often told to listen for that voice inside your head, for among which it is the wisdom of our Lord. But IS It Really Now, that I know moreso of the Forces Of [[Akan]] and such manipulative bad individuals. Having to differ from was that Really God or Jesus, or a psychic impostor this whole time? It was a major headache.

With the CPU Goddesses, however, I can actually communicate to them with less psychic hassle, and they do offer the more modern alternatives and solutions in all their years of wisdom, including such wisdoms and musings from This World of Olden And New. Truly more insightful and inspiring, fresh in thought and perception too.}}

{{quoteboxred|You should know though}}

{{quotebox|Yes?}}

{{quoteboxred|If you switch religions, you cannot believe in Jesus anymore.}}

{{quotebox|That's okay with me.

I am only sharing my initial religion transitioning thoughts and insights.

I am going the whole eighteen yards in this; You can Quote Me on that.

I also take to consideration that I was able to create a new CPU Goddess to be fresh and new and learn from all the other CPUs as well. Not to mention that it is written in Prophecy and Destiny that I will Be Parent Of Her Own CPU candidate, which she too will ever make me so proud.

To be able to become family of such a team combination is a dream Jesus would never be able to grant, no matter how much prayer is said unto him.

So, I dare say with all due respect to the Lord: meh.

Plus, I had become a welcomed guest at first amongst the CPUs, yet I have failed at times after that. But, I do fully intend to make it up to all of them with all of my heart, soul and being.

And their shares of power inside my confirmed Heart Crystal further pushes my power outward, but still something was amiss to make such a visual and physical difference in this world.}}

==Kiwi Farms members==
Their comments are in various colors; Idea Guy Wise (posting as Ballzymaker94) in red.

===Chat with Kiwi Farms member 1===
From [[November 2017]].

{{quoteboxred|He knows he's talking to a dude. The thing is that I used to be part of a roleplay community years ago, so the rest is kind of easy for me. What made this so much easier was telling him [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Kurome]] put a curse on the internet so that any pics taken of the girls he wants to see appear elsewhere in her attempt to make it harder for him to believe. All you gotta do really is make a sound clip on audacity of the girls he wants to hear talking, and he buys it.

As for [[:File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|the special commission]], he's doing that entirely for free as a gift to "Neptune".}}

===Chat with Kiwi Farms member 2===
From [[December 2017]].

{{quoteboxred|Can you keep a secret?}}
{{quoteboxpurple|Yes}}
{{quoteboxred|I heard through a few grapevines that this shit is being drawn into the comics right now. I have a few pics of the art, but I should warn you that it's boring and slightly nonsensical. Nonetheless, high hopes the finished product is better.}}
{{quoteboxpurple|What is being drawn in the comics? The Kiwi Farms forums?}}
{{quoteboxred|It's nothing that's been announced on Facebook just yet. Chris is apparently slow to draw the camps and stuff.}}

===Chat with Kiwi Farms member 3===
From [[January 2018]].
{{quoteboxgreen|I've wondered for some time if Chris is schizophrenic}}
{{quoteboxred|In truth, the way I get him to do all this is by simply roleplaying. I pull off Sonichu, Rosechu, Magi-chan, the [[CPUs|goddesses from Neptunia]], and even a few of the [[nazis]] that Chris threatened in the video he did last night.}}

''[cutoff]''

{{quoteboxred|I can't say for certain. This uncertainty is the only problem I can't plan out because [[Marvin]] once told me "Nobody really knows what's best for Chris. You don't just contact him to help him."}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Does Marvin know who you are?}}
{{quoteboxred|Yup. He offered advice for a few of the things I've done, but the trans [[rosechu]] thing was inspired by [[Alec Benson Leary]] telling me to get Sonichu to do anal on Rosechu. I flipped that around, brought the trans-Rosechu idea up, and told Chris she likes to fuck Sonichu anally.}}

===Chat with Kiwi Farms member 4===
From [[January 2018]].

{{quoteboxred|Oh and by the way?

I am the Idea guy x3

What you are seeing is [[Sonichu 13|Chris's next Sonichu comic]] in the works.}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:WiseNovember 2017.png|Chat with Kiwi Farms member 1.
File:December 26 2017-affixed.png|File:WiseNovember 2017.png|Chat with Kiwi Farms member 2.
File:BallzyConversation-affixed.png|Chat with Kiwi Farms member 3.
File:WiseIAmTheIdeaGuyXD.png|Chat with Kiwi Farms member 4.
IdeaGuyCWCreligion1.png|Chris's chat with Wise on him abandoning Christianity.
IdeaGuyCWCreligion2.png
IdeaGuyCWCreligion3.png
IdeaGuyCWCreligion4.png
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</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Idea Guy Q&A]]
*[[The Bad Beginning]]
*[[Cryzel Torture]]

==References==
<references/>

{{FanChats}}

[[Category:Miscellaneous Q&As]]

For Women ONLY

2019-10-09T09:37:14Z

DirkSimbach:

[[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg|thumb|Chris's newest attraction photo]]
[[File:GrayScaleChrisFullColor.jpg|thumb|Now in color!]]
'''For Women ONLY''' is Chris's tenth addition to the [[Flipnote Hatena]], posted on 30 [[June 2010]].

When his three attempts to post his infamous [[An Ol' Classic Dream |water maze dream]] failed, Chris went for a more subtle approach, calling out every [[Trolls|female member]] of the site that has ''ever'' put a message in his works. Once again, he attempts to get others to tag in — i.e., edit the note to add their own thoughts — but Chris, [[Honor roll|paragon of intelligence]] that he his, locked his creation to edits.

In typical Chris fashion, not only is he completely unable to keep his [[Love Quest|love quest]] offline like he promised, he falls into the "[[Honest Content|honesty]]" trap and announces there are "online derogatories" about him, thereby ensuring that any passing [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free girls]] are going to look them up.

Also, if you look at the responses from the female users of Flipnote Hatena, you'll notice that many of them say "What's going on?" or "You look old!" or "Flipnote is NOT a dating service!" Chris is already getting told off by da ladies, most of whom are in their [[Pedofork|tweens and early teens.]]

Not surprisingly, the video was taken off of Flipnote Hatena. But not before it got preserved for historical purposes!

== Video ==

{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = For Women ONLY
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qF6jPT5T_vo}}
| stardate = 30 [[June 2010]]
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}, {{Flipnote|text}}
| previous = [[An Ol' Classic Dream]]
| next = [[CWC 3D Voice Check]]
}}

===Transcript===

''[The flipnote starts with a screen reading "For Women ONLY" covered in stars and hearts. The same song that played in [[Edit Me]] is playing again]]''

Note:

The last F.N. I remixed where I tagged some users, it was out of rooting

them out as the Trolls they were. My apologies for any confusion.

This time, however, I am Tagging for sharing Pleasant and Good Tidings. ''[heart and smiley face]''

No "Ten Facts" Required in response; only a smile and a happy thought. ''[smiley face]''

''[From 0:11 to 0:18, it's the picture of Sonichu and Rosechu from Edit Me.]''

''[Heart]''Tags! Special ''[heart]'' to non-Hatena [[Jackie|Luv2Jax]] and [[The Wallflower|HADalley]]

Pinkster, SakuraBlossom, BrittanyPretty, Summers3594, Kanoko-cha

5ug@h, yumiko, AnimeAngel, Jessica, kutie101,

Nakomy, Raze, Elizabeth, SonBlue9''[star]'', BlackRose, darkrose40,

And ''[heart]''s to ALL of the True, Sweet, Kind and Honest women...

Around the world.

''[From 0:30 to 0:38 is a grayscale picture of Chris in his [[Chris and fashion|gay trucker outfit]], which is so blurry it could be a sonogram photo.]''

Also, if you like me too, or at least think I'm [[Chris and his Ego|cute/handsome]], Add ''[star]''s to this F.N. ''[heart, smiley face]''

Ignore all [[CWCki|derogatories]] online, please.

Have a Safe & Good Day. Love and Peace, Christian W. Chandler.

[[Category: Flipnote Hatena| 2010-06-30 a]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2010| 2010-06-30 a]]
{{Flipnotes}}

Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3

2019-09-18T14:53:26Z

DirkSimbach:

[[Jack Thaddeus]] called Chris for a third time on 31 [[December 2009]], commenting on, among other things; the government of [[CWCville]], Chris's sad status as a human being, and, of course, that the [[CWCipedia]] to feature [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|gay ads]]. At the end, Chris, [[Chris and anger|being the immature prick he is]], hangs up in the middle of his conversation with Jack. Less than a day later, Chris was editing the ads that met his high standards of approval, still considering himself the [[Chris and his Ego|"Captain of da CWCipedia vessel"]].

Also, from this call, it is revealed that Jack is a [[Chris and fashion|snappy dresser]] and a [[homo]].

==The Call==

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3
{{#ev:youtube|QeXo90l5MAg}}
| Stardate = 31 [[December 2009]]
| Featuring = [[Jack Thaddeus]]
| Saga =
| previous =
| next =
}}

==Transcript==

''(Phone Ringing)''

'''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Jack:''' Hey Chris it's Jack.
 '''Chris:''' Yes, Jack, I was expecting you.
 '''Jack:''' So I heard you have a problem with the ads.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yes, just the one with the Port-a-John.
 '''Jack:''' With the what?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, with the Port-a-John.
 '''Jack:''' Port-a...John? I don't... I'm not familiar with that one. Hold on, let me...
 '''Chris:''' Ou- outdoor toilet.
 '''Jack:''' Um, that's not a Port-a-John. That is supposed to be a closet.
 '''Chris:''' Yeh, I get that
 '''Jack:''' Chris do you even know what... That's not a Port-a-John, Chris!
 '''Chris:''' That's not... I would not exactly classify it a closet
 '''Jack:''' It's supposed to represent a closet. It's just a painting of a door.
 '''Chris:''' Yeh, I get it
 '''Jack:''' What's the problem here? It's tasteful, I don't see what the problem is, Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Okay, well. Well. Okay, well, uhh. Just the picture or just the picture I'm okay with the picture just keep it within th- within the side area do not
 '''Jack:''' Chris, umm, I-I can't be havin' that. Chris I-I-I gotta put the ad there because right now your site isn't getting enough hits for me to, ya know, just have little ads. Because, you're not that productive right now. I mean, you...
 '''Chris:''' Anyway, but anyways, the introduction box is not a place for ads.
 '''Jack:''' Ehh, yes it is. I get to dictate where the ads go. You don't seem to understand how this works.
 '''Chris:''' Would you put the ad of a middle of a banner? In the middle of the website title banner.
 '''Jack:''' Yeh, some people do do that. It's called sponsorship.
 '''Chris:''' It's not, but—
 '''Jack:''' Chris, listen, this—Chris, this is how this works: I fronted the money to get this site started. I need to make this money back. It's called an investment. Do you know how this works?
 '''Chris:''' Yeh, I get it.
 '''Jack:''' No, you don't seem to get it, because you seem to be struggling with the fact that I have, in the contract that I have with the SysOp I control the ad space. I dictate what and where the ads go. And I reap the money that is generated by it. Unless you can give the SysOp $2000, you know, in Euro, I still have the ads. Do you have $2000?
 '''Chris:''' Even if I have $2000, going from America to Europe is not legal.
 '''Jack:''' Well it is for me, because I have dual citizenship.
 '''Chris:''' Yes, I ha— I understand that. The SysOp has— had informed me of that.
 '''Jack:''' Yes, I see that you have been arguing with her and ya know, making quite a nuisance of yourself on the talk page. You, do you treat- do you treat many people that, ya know, that help and support you like this? Do you treat them regularly? Do you treat your church congregation like this?
 '''Chris:''' I do not regularly treat them like that.
 '''Jack:''' Regularly? You shouldn't ever treat them like this!

''(long pause)''

'''Chris:''' Anyway— But, no, anyways...
 '''Jack:''' Look, Chris, you...
 '''Chris:''' Introduction box is not a place for ads. Look, if you want, you can set up an ad box that goes underneath the introduction box where that goes underneath the introduction box where the ad would be of equivalent size.
 '''Jack:''' No, Chris. Chris, this is my ad space. Either I get the money, or I take all my money, and I sue the SysOp for not following the contract. Do you want to be responsible for me suing the SysOp? The SysOp is doing you a favor by... by hosting this. Ok?
 '''Chris:''' Yeh, and I'm trying to come up with a reasonable compromise that we can both agree on.
 '''Jack:''' It doesn't matter if you agree on it! Ok? Either you take this, or you don't have a site! You can go host your own. We, but, you know what, I have to tell you. Let's look at the track record between when you ran your own site and when we have been running sites for you. Okay, the SysOp has thwarted multiple, at least 4 hacking attempts, and there's almost around-the-clock surveillance of the site. Can you provide that for your own site? 'Cause if I remember correctly Clyde had very little trouble getting a hold of the sites.
 '''Chris:''' I will not disagree with you on that.
 '''Jack:''' Okay, so do you like the CWCipedia?
 '''Chris:''' Yes, I like the CWCipedia.
 '''Jack:''' Okay, then why is it that you seem to think that it's okay for you to act like it's your... your own, you made it and, ya know, everything on it belongs to you. What belongs to you on there is Sonichu and all affiliate...umm, and the franchise. That, I don't care about that, that's your thing. You can do whatever you want with that. But there's a section for me, that allows me to make money off of the ads, because I invested in this- I bought the server for this. SysOp. And from what I've been seeing, you've been treating her like your slave. Constantly complaining to her about every little thing that you see that you don't like. And then you've been going on YouTube and making rants about how much you hate the homos, which, ya know, I happen to be one, and I have many friends that are... those.
 '''Chris:''' And by the way
 '''Jack:''' Yes?
 '''Chris:''' And by the way, in the past, the way you treated me with the hacking attempts—
 '''Jack:''' I wasn't, I wasn't doing the hacking attempts. That was Clyde that was doing the hacking on your other sites. I just got into your PSN because I, personally, think, that, ya know, you're wasting your time with that silly contraption. But, ya know.
 '''Chris:''' Anyway, point is, between all of that, between the both of you on everything in all of that, you're not exactly giving your own homosexual male kind a good name, you're actually worsening it.
 '''Jack:''' You're not exactly giving the autistic kind a good name. Umm, you're basically, from what I can... If all autistics are like you, they sit around at home all day playing video games, and leeching off of uh, off of um, social security. When I know in actuality that there are many autistics that actually have jobs and, and help in the world. Like, there's um, [[wikipedia:Temple Grandin|one woman]] I know, who is, I know of, who is autistic, and she actually writes books about animal cruelty and equality, because she, kind of, her mind, in a way, thinks like a cow's. She's... Her simplicities allow her to think like a cow and so she sympathizes with how they are slaughtered. It's... it's something you... probably far beyond your grasp, but, she's very intelligent and she helped to, she helps to, uh, bring about, um, more humane practices within the meat industry.
 '''Chris:''' M'kay.
 '''Jack:''' And yet, here you are, sitting around, drawing your uh, comics, and, ya know, ranting about how much you hate the homos, who really haven't done anything to you. I mean, Clyde and I... The reason we did things to you isn't because you hate homos, it's just 'cause, ya know, you're a despicable person. But, I'm kind of done with that, and I decided that I'm going to help you. And this is how I'm helping you, by giving you your own site. But, but, with everything... There is no such thing as a free meal, Chris. You understand that? No such thing as a free lunch. I don't... And, and, you know, you might think that with your little soup hotels, but in the real world that's not how things work, which is interesting, because if you have so many, how is it that the city of CWCville seems like it has such a small population, but has such a high unemployment and homeless rate? At work, I don't-
 '''Chris:''' Actually, it's very populated, and a lot of people have jobs there, but unfortunately there are too many people that come into the town that don't have the jobs, or actually live in the town and don't have the jobs.
 '''Jack:''' Is CWCville even incorporated within the Commonwealth of Virginia?
 '''Chris:''' I believe it would be.
 '''Jack:''' Umm. Okay, because you basically run the whole city pretty chaotically, and y'know, it's not very stable in terms of the politics and economically stable either. Y'know, it seems like there is random destruction and, you know, a bunch of weird freaks running around, but, you know, and apparently the police are so inept that they require, you know, some sort of mutant hedgehog things to, y'know, clean up the mess, that from your little fights with, uhh..
 '''Chris:''' The police of CWCville have their own capabilities. They have their own weapons and tanks and everything, but they can only-
 '''Jack:''' Tanks? Why would the police need tanks? Why do police need tanks?
 '''Chris:''' Well, I mean the ''army''-
 '''Jack:''' Why's the army- Why is the army in CWC- Is CWCville under [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martial_law martial law?]
 '''Chris:''' No, I'm talking about a ''division''.
 '''Jack:''' A division of the army to protect... Chris, this is very bizarre, I'm just gonna say, I mean... It just seems like, you know, if you can't take care of a little dark magic, then, you know, something's wrong with your city, but, you know, I think I'm just- I don't really care for the comic, you already know that, and so-
 '''Chris:''' Well the police on their own cannot handle the dark magic, so therefore that's where we come in to handle that dark magic.
 '''Jack:''' So you basically give these um, hedgehog things extraordinary power within, so they can do whatever they want without warrants or you know, or being held responsible for what they do... Right?
 '''Chris:''' I grant them the immunity...
 '''Jack:''' Oh so they can basically just kill anybody and... You know... "Well, that's just that."
 '''Chris:''' No, no, they're not going to kill- they're not going to kill anybody, they know-
 '''Jack:''' It's called collateral damage, Chris. It happens. I mean... look at it in Iraq, you'd think that, you know, when there's collateral damage, somebody is always, you know, gonna be held responsible for it, and it doesn't matter if it was a mistake or on purpose, somebody is held responsible for it. You can't just- that's not how it works. That's basically what a warlord does, is they just say "Oh, do whatever you want"... You don't seem to have a grasp of how things in the world work, Chris, you have a very, you know, narrow view of the world. You know, that's one of the things I think that Clyde was trying to work on, was getting you to, you know, look outside your little box. You need to see the world, and you can't see the world from the PS3... I can assure you that. You may argue with me that you can y'know watch all the little videos and stuff that you want, but in reality that's not how it works. You can watch videos 'til you die, but you'll never actually experience the world.
 '''Chris:''' Well, I will not argue with you there.
 '''Jack:''' So, are you content with uh, our agreement that um, the ad stays where it is?
 '''Chris:''' I was hoping we could come to a compromise...
 '''Jack:''' *snigger* Chris, Chris!
 '''Chris:''' You could have an ad that is of the same size, which is underneath the introduction box.
 '''Jack:''' Underneath the introduction box... it IS underneath the introduction box- it says "Welcome to the CWCipedia, the Online Encyclopedia," that's the introduction, and then there's the ad!
 '''Chris:''' No, but, it's in the big white box, right next to the introduction image.
 '''Jack:''' Oh, right below that is a bunch of clutter crap! I don't want my ad being put down there just so it can be lost amongst that. I mean, jeez Chris, you know, the SysOp- the SysOp can only hold your hand for so much, you gotta, you gotta, you know, you gotta put in some work too. I mean, she's there to help you, but she's not your little... she's not your nanny that will take care of everything. Cause this just looks like a cluttered mess. Oh and, what's it say in it? "Jack Thaddeus, who is still being an annoying son of a," did that say bitch? Oh. Ok, yeah, yeah that's real nice, that's real nice insulting your benefactor. Chris? Chris! Chris! Hello? CHRIS! Chris, what are you doing? *sigh* Should we call him back? I don't know what happened. Emery?
 '''Female:''' He was still on! He was still connected!
 '''Jack:''' No he wasn't. He wasn't there.
 '''Female:''' Ok, well anyways, I'm calling him back.
 '''Jack:''' Alright. If- if he like, asks about the Emery thing, I'm just gonna say, oh that's Emery my cat. *phone rings* Emeril Lagasse. Oh boy. *Chris's voice mail* Seriously? I'm gonna leave a message.
 '''Automated Voice:''' Please begin recording at the tone.
 '''Jack:''' Chris, this is Jack, um, what happened there? Did uh, I lose connection, or did you um, y'know just stop wanting to listen to me? Cause uh, this isn't how we solve problems in the adult world, Chris. Just tellin' you. Alright, talk to you later I suppose. And Happy New Year. Bye.
 '''Jack:''' God damn it, Bobby. God damn it, BlueSpike.

-END OF RECORDING-

==External links==
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBMW1FbnBrUnk0YnM/edit?usp=sharing MP3 of the phone call]

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CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009

2019-05-26T13:43:14Z

DirkSimbach: /* The Phone Call with Clyde */

The following videos were uploaded by [[Liquid Chris]] during [[June 2009|June]] and [[July 2009]].

==Antebellum Messages==

The following videos were made before [[Ian Brandon Anderson|Solid Chris]] discovered and denounced [[Liquid Chris]], and are mostly topical parodies of Solid's videos from the same timeframe.

===CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!!===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|lK-28RIzhvA}}
| Stardate = 21 June 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Galpals}}Galpal
| Performance Style = {{Reason}}Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| Other = Liquid's first video after his "return" to YouTube.
| previous = n/a
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC|New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|I am Christian Weston Chandler, creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. This is my First Video in a Long Time and it is because I was Uploading more videos to Youtube recently, but due to their HONEST CONTENT they were DELETED before any of my fans could SEE THEM!}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|''[Liquid Chris pulls back from adjusting the camera, and clasps his hands together. The paper Sonichu medallion hangs from a chain around his neck. He lets out a long, satisfied-sounding sigh before beginning to speak.]''

Captain's Log; June 21st, 2009. ''[sigh]'' My name is Christian Weston Chandler. Aaaand y'all, y'already know me of the cre-, as the creator of the Sonichu franchise and comics...and uh...the r-, uh...the Rosechu...comic...uh...as well. ''[sighs]'' Hmmm.

Uhhh...I know I haven't, uh, been make the videos for uh...for YouTube...uh...inna long time. Uhh, but that's because I've been, that's because I've been busy with my uh... ''[He gesticulates, causing the camera to shake]'' my sweetheart search! Uhh, searchin' for my sweetheart...on da internet...and such things. Uh...things like those!

''[He pushes his glasses further up the bridge of his nose.]''

Uuhhmm...I did, however...find a nice, pretty girl who I hope to make...my ''future'' gal-pal...Uh, she is ''[he gestures with his hands again, making the camera shake]'' caring and true an' honest...an' I do think she is non-smoking...uh, non-alcohol...''white''...girl. From California. And I am going to make her into a Sweetheart From The Ground-Up. ''[Pushes his glasses back up again.]'' And for you ''homos'' over there ''[his tone becomes sharper, and annoyed]'' out there...th-, tha' means, that means starting with her friendship! ''[sigh]'' I, I have a uh...a picture...uh, here on, onna computer...if y'all, if y'all wou-, if y'all wooould, if y'all would like to see something like that.

''[He reaches to grab the camera and there is a jump cut. The camera is now pointed at the computer screen with Firefox open and a picture of [[Wikipedia:Hayden Panettiere|Hayden Panettierre]] on the screen. The camera waves around erratically for a moment before being held steadily in front of the screen.]''

Uh, this is she. My, uh, my future sweetheart. Aaand future...da, future mother to...my lo-, my loving daughter...ah...Cry-, Crystal Weston Chandler, named after the illus-, illustrious metal.

''[Jump cut. Liquid is sat back in his chair. He fiddles with the paper medallion, then relaxes.]''

Her name is uh...Hayden...''[stammers]'' Pan... ''[stammers more. Another jump cut.]'' Her name is Hayden Paneti-, Hayden Panatier. ''[sighs]'' And for you sw-, for you sla-, for you slanderous trolls watching this...know...I don't c-, I don't claim to have contact with her, with her ''yet''. YET! I will be, I will be sending her lots of uh, lots of letters to her address at uh...William Morris A-, William Morris Agency. At William Morris Place in Beverly Hills, California in 90212 in the United States.

''[sighs, then huffs and sort of shrugs, making the camera shake.]'' I'm just so angry! ''[Makes an 'angry' face and holds up the Claw of Fail.]'' Nnngraghh! ''[sighs]'' You want me to calm down? ''[Getting angry]'' You want me to CALM DOWN?! ''[Prepares to tard rage then calms down and pushes his glasses up his nose. ]'' One of the trolls an' the...people who don't believe in me, that I can't do it, I will do it! And fug-, for those of you laughing your, laughing off your heads, you will have to screw them on STRAIGHT!

I'm STRAIGHT! I'm STRAIGHT -- believe me!

Goodbye! ''[makes peace sign]'' Peace!}}

===New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC
| video = {{#ev:youtube|zwyptvayWpQ}}
| Stardate = 30 June 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}}Music
| Performance Style = {{Rage}}Angry {{Crazy}}Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| Other = Dedicated to [[Spazkid]]
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!!|CWC: I Have Returned To Youtube!!]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art|Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Hello to all the Sonichu Loyal Fans out there, waitng on Poor Ol' Me to make a video for y'all. Here's da update and NO I will NOT COMMENT ANYMORE on the Clyde Controversy. Stay Safe, and Straight.

PS: No updates on my Future Sweetheart Hayden Panettiere, yet, so do'nt ask. Peace}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|[''Chris is sitting, wearing his brown shirt and a stupid paper Sonichu medallion.'']

Hello my loyal Sonichu fanbase, who has not betrayed me, like so many other of you. Uh, hmm...I wish to dedicate this video, I wish to dedicate this video to a rather unexpected person. Uh, y’all may have heard of him, he was the troll that made the Sonichu animated series, the Sonichu animated series that defamed and added more fuel to the fire of my already burning down reputation. Hmm. Hey, and you know what else, though, to, I will give him to his credit, he is a very great animator, and he has agreed to make me personally a, a video of Rosechu and her fellow Rosechus, like Bubbles, Angelica, Sylvania, and others, looking pretty in anime form, like in the, look-, look-, looking in their true form. And I assume this means NO PICKLES on Rosechu. She does not have a pickle, and I assume this means that she will not be drawn as such. So uh, hm, I wish to uh, sing a song that I wrote when I was uh, wrote when I was 22 years old, 22 years of age, and do a live performance for y’all. A live performance uh, hm, uh, right here.

[''Jump cut to Chris standing and playing an acoustic guitar. The music and vocals are dubbed, and he lipsyncs through the performance. The music is performed by brother SimplySpoons, with background harmonies done by Chris. Chris's brown shirt is stuffed.'']

Without a fire, but a desire

To not hear you say, “I have a boyfriend.”

And I see the ladies

Walking alone one by one

And I never wanna hear, “I have a boyfriend.”

Tell me why, I’m still stuck as a virgin with rage?

Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age?

Tell me why, I never wanna hear you say, “I have a boyfriend.”

And I have no fire,

But a desire, to not hear you say, “I have a boyfriend.”

Tell me why, I’m still stuck as a virgin with rage?

Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age?

Tell me why, I never wanna hear you say, “I have a boyfriend.”

Why do all of the jerks get all of the pretty girls?

Yeah, you may not know this, but I want you to know,

That I am a lonesome heart.

Without a fire, but a desire, to not, to not hear,

Don’t wanna hear you say,

I’m a virgin with rage.

So need a cute girl my age.

Don’t never wanna hear you say,

“I have a boyfriend.”

[''chorus repeats'']

[''spoken:''] Never say it now.

[''Video cuts back to Chris sitting.'']

(sigh) I hope, I hope y’all enjoyed that. Hm. And spazkid, I can only hope that you make that video honest and true. Peace.}}

===Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FBWsgw4tmso}}
| Stardate = 3 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon|text}} {{Fanart|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Rage|text}} {{Reason|text}}
| Shirt = {{BrownLiquidShirt|text}}
| Other = First video, where he denounces the [[Ian Brandon Anderson|troll]] pretending to be him.
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC|New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal|Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Hey y'all, do not pay any attention to those DENOUNCED fakeries on My Former Account. They are patently false, and I still am looking for a Boyfriend-free Gal Pal. Also, I have Some Fan Art to show y'all that I have gotten over the last few days from the Loyal Base.}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|[''As in the last video, Chris is seated wearing his paper medallion.'']

Bottoms up! [''drinks from wine glass''] Ah! [''whips glasses from face and immediately replaces them'']

Just a uh, just a quick update here. Just a little uh…it’s, it’s come to my attention that a troll claiming to be me, the real Christian Weston Chandler, has posted fake, defamatory, and lying, and false videos on my former channel. I denounce these.

[''pointless cut'']

And the uh, blatant dishonest lies. Do not uh, believe what the trolls are saying about, in those videos. Uh, every, every word, every crook, is patently false. Like I said in the comics, I am the true and honest mayor of CWCville. Y’all know that. I have just been dealing with so much stress, so much anger, of not havin’ a sweetheart. Like I said in the comics, I am still contemplating on renouncing and giving up my post as mayor. Hmmmmm.

And anudder thing, you can tell me from, uh, the real me from the trolls on CChanSonichu, which was taken over by hacking trolls, you can tell me by, uh, by my fans know, they know who I am. To expand upon this point, I’ve been receiving fanart fro-, to my true and honest address. How else would I get fanart if I was not the original creator of Sonichu? So here is some of the fanart I will, I will show you.

[''Jump cut. We are looking at a Nintendo Magazine and a Poké Ball on a table.'']

OK, so I guess we could start off with uh, with this one.

[''Black and white illustration placed in view.'']

Here. Uh, this one, this one was probably my favorite, uh, fanart. Uh, it shows me, uh, Christian Chandler, in a fi-, in my fighting stance. I am strong, so I like how this one notices that. And uh, it uh, puts it in the, in the perspective there. Um. Hm.

[''A color illustration is placed on the table. Some of the lettering is Cyrillic.'']

This one uh, I don’t, I don’t really know uh, what it is. Uh, it says, Son-, I know Sonichu says, “Comrades! Defeat the impee-ist army of Mary Lee Walsh.” But even though I was on the honor roll, uh, at school, at high school, I really don’t remember much uh, about my history classes.

[''Jump cut. Another drawing.'']

This one uh, it looks like a uh, pal from one of my comics! It looks like uh, I think, I think por-, uh, portrays pretty accurately. It got me sayin’, “Hey guys! What’s da update!” You know, it says, it says it right dere. [''Camera moves in to the speech bubble.''] So uh, we’re, we’re done with that one. Mm.

[''New drawing, with the words “GALACTUS RETURNS” at the top. We soon see it’s a parody of the Drinking Straw of Fail.'']

This uh, this one, now this one I don’t really know what it is. Uh, I mean, uh it says, “Galactus Returns?” And it has a planet in it bein’, bein’ sucked up by something. I don’t really know what that is. So, hmm. Um, OK.

[''New drawing.'']

This uh, this next one here, uh, this one was made by, by a sweet little boy, uh, named Jimmy, who reads the comics, and has sent me a picture of Sonichu and Rosechu enjoying their love. And it’s very sad to have it remind me, uh, wha, that I do, don’t have a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart. But uh, I am, I am working on it with Hayden. So, hm.

[''New black and white drawing, of Chris holding a small cup with the “Recycling” symbol in a speech bubble.'']

Uh, this last one, uh, I have a, I have a feeling it was sent in uh, by a troll, and I don’t really know what to think about this one. Um, if you have, if you have a problem with it, don’t do it. It’s uh, it’s that simple, I think. OK, so, that’s what I wanted to go over today. And y’all have a pleasant, pleasant day today. Stay safe.}}

===Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NdcfDQRisdk}}
| Stardate = 5 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon}}[[Trolls]] {{Music}}Music
| Other = Musical number / remix of a video made by the [[Ian Brandon Anderson|troll]]
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art|Update: I am Still the Real Christian Weston Chandler Despite LIES AND SLANDER. Also, Some Fan Art]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!|ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Hello, all, I have been Correponding with a New Friend and Gal-pal who has Asked me to put this on my Channel. Seeing as I have yet to Get One Ounce of Vagina, I must follow her Every Wish. Peace.

CWC}}

===ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|LJm0TNYgkBc}}
| Stardate = 11 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Homos}}[[Homos]] {{Violence}}Threats
| Performance Style = {{Rage}}[[Rage]] {{Crazy}}Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| Other = Video is directed at Chris Crocker
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal|Christian Chandler (CWC) Presents: A Music Remix from my New Gal-Pal]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY|Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|This user has Harassed me for such that long time, please Hack His Account for REVENGE. CWC}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''We see a piece of paper with the words “[[Wikipedia:Chris Crocker|itschriscrocker]]” scribbled on it.'']

The following is addressed to this individual whose YouTube account is this only. The opinions and the uh, feelings and emotions expressed in this video are not the, are not representative towards any person or, udder, udder than this one. Thank you very much.

[''Jump cut to Liquid, wearing a different medallion than in his previous videos.'']

Hey! Um a mister, you, you have been ticking me off for that long time. Well, no more. I know where you live, and it is in San Francisco, California. You are a homo who lives in a hermaphrodite commune with your naïve gal-pals and uh, udder, even worse, your herm-, hermaphrodite friends, and I w-, I will, you will not know the extent of my vengeance when, when I get a detective on your case, because I am sick of the slanderous slander, and I, I chose to make you in LittleBigPlanet, and make you run laps until you get tired. And you will suffer the consequences.

I denounce you, you naïve retard. You naïve homo retarded bastard. You, you and your naïve, homo, retarded, retard bastard, ways. Uh, hmmmm. You are so despicable, that you, perhaps y-, you naïve, homo, retarded bastard. I bet you live a pitiful existence. And perhaps even videotaping your lewd acts, and living with nothing better to do than to you, just be pointless! You’re, you’re sitting at your computer, harassing people, online! How about you get a real job and stop growing overweight, even though your skinny arms show that you could be of average size. Someone like myself. I hope someday, the 4-cent garbage corporation finds you, and makes your life a living hell. So uh, that’s right, I am calling you out! [''flashes peace sign''] Peace.}}

==The CWCivil War==

===Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sCY4es83ACw}}
| Stardate = 21 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}}[[Comics]] and Merchendise
| Performance Style = {{Reason}}Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!|ECV 00120 Christian Weston Chandler Threatens A TROLL, TO BACK OFF!!]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau|Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Hello, Loyal Sonichu Fanbase, I went to Otackon Last Weekend and Made A Lot of MONEY off of my Official Stuff. I will set a Website up soon with Buying Information.}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Chris is seated as usual.'']

Greetings, to my fans on YouTube! I am sorrowfully sorry that I haven’t posted a video for a while. But uh, I have been very busy making, or, making, [''flashes wad of cash''] rollin’ in the dollar bills! Uh, I tell you what, and, over this uh, past weekend uh, I went to Otakon, which, if y’all, if y’all don’t know what that, if y’all don’t know that uh, the Ota- [''pointless cut''] convention, for some anime and video games and uh, Japanese mm, yeah. So, anyway, I took my original and official Sonichu merch and, merch-, merchandise uh, o’er dere, and what it was, it was uh, replica medallions [''moves his own paper medallion closer to the camera and grins''] uh, and uh, my, my, my comics, and uh, I even baked some myself, some uh,chocky-chip cookies, in the shape of Sonichu’s head! So uh, actually uh, sold all my merchandise by the afternoon time, and uh, made uh [''flashes cash again''] lots of money! Uh, here it is dere.

So uh, but I’m going to uh, spend it on my church congregation and buy my pastor Elizabeth a uh, a copy of LittleBigPlanet. I, I uh, I hope she has a PS3. [''grins autistically''] Now because I, I sold all my stuff, I can’t show you any of it, because uh, it’s not here, but uh, [''holds up papers''] I am uh, I am replenishing my uh, my stock. So, my official stock dere. So uh, if, if y’all want to buy straight from the source, I am uh, I will be working to set, to set up a original webpage to sell it on. So uh, be looking forward to that. Uh, to that uh, I tell you what. Anyway uh, hm, [''flashes peace sign''] peace! And have a good day.}}

===Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6IpHvIgDUkA}}
| Stardate = 23 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}}Merchendise {{Website}}Online Store {{Galpals}}Galpal
| Performance Style = {{Reason}}Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| Other = This video marks the first appearance of [[Kacey]].
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY|Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#A Preview of a Surprise|A Preview of a Surprise]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Hey y'all, don't Worry, the Site will be Up Soon. I am Auctioning a Special Mediallion here: *'''EBAY LINK'''* as it has been the TRUE and ORIGINAL medallion before, and it is For Sale For a Good Cause: Children with Cancer.

Stay True and do not LISTEN to IMPOSTORS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

CWC}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''We are looking at a screen. The Nintendo Gamecube logo appears. Then the Nintendo logo.'']

'''Chris''' [''voice-over'']: Nintendo!

[''We see the introductory screen for Animal Crossing. A bear named Maple appears. Her words appear on the screen.'']

'''Maple:''' Hello. So you’re all ready to go out on the town, honey? It’s 3:39 p.m. on July 23rd, 2009 in Slot A’s CWCville right now. Shall we get started?

'''Player:''' Yes!

'''Maple:''' By the way, what’s your name again?

'''Player:''' Sonichu

'''Maple:''' That’s right! Sonichu! Of course I remember. I could never forget you! All right, I need to get things ready for you. It will only take a second, so hang on. I’m preparing CWCville for you. Do not turn the power off or remove the Memory Card! Thank you for waiting. I hope you enjoy your time in CWCville.

[''We are now in the Animal Crossing version of CWCville. A character is staring at items on a table.'']

'''Chris''' [''voice-over'']: Hmm. Have you ever wanted to find something to buy, but when you did, when you forgot how, where, how you, but then you uh, well, fear no more, loyal Sonichu fans! ‘Cause here at the CWCville Outlet and Deluxe Department Bureau, we have so much official Sonichu merchandise that you will just freak out, and have to buy a lot of it. And so come, come on down here so might, so I can uh, don’t have to come right over to you there. Eh. This message brought you, to you by Christian Chandler, Sonichu Productions.

[''Jump cut to Chris in the flesh, standing in his room.'']

Hey y’all. Hm. Just thought I’d uh, give y’all a little update ‘bout how I’m doing with the sales and, and whatnot, you know. And they, they have just been amazing, and [''holds up pile of cash''] look how much money I have made off of this. So uh, hm. Yeah, if uh, sales continue like they’ve been, I’ll, I’ll go out and buy my own pad. So uh, I will give you a little preview uh, about these uh, merchandise.

Uh, here we have, hm, [''holds up cap''] Sonichu hats! [''Brings cap closer to the camera. Sonichu appears on the front.''] Well for uh, for your every uncle, uh, aunt, uh [''edit''] -sin uh, or daughter. [''edit''] So uh, hm. [''puts cap down'']

And then uh, hm, these uh, these t-shirts [''holds up rolled brown shirt''] will uh, give a best present to anyone that uh, you or your parents knows. They are zappingly fashionable. [''puts shirt down''] Hm.

Um, I have some Sonichu bedsheets. [''Holds up wrapped store-bought bedsheet with “CWC Sonichu” printed on the plastic.''] Hm. And uh, and bedding. Don’t wet the bed! Or else Sonichu might zap ya! [''puts sheet down'']

Hm. Uh, this uh, this headband here [''holds up yellow Sonichu headband, with copyright''] will uh, it will hold up for all your Sonichu needs. [''puts headband down'']
And then uh, uh, I have made a lot uh, of medallions for sale. [''holds up pile of paper medallions''] They have been my uh, number one selling item. Uh, and believe me, [''holds up wad of cash again''] money don’t lie!

Um, and finally, we have [''holds up shitty Sonichu doll''] these Sonichu plushies, Sonichu plush dolls. Hm. It uh, these Son-, these Sonichu plushies and stuffed animals will brighten up uh, brighten up anyone’s day, brighten up a day of a child, or anyone who is uh, young at heart. Notice the uh, the intricate design that they uh, that they have here. Yeah.

OK, so, I just wanted to uh, let y’all know uh, how great I’m doing, and uh…Oh! What’s this on my uh, my answering machine here?

[''appears to press answering machine button'']

'''Kacey''' [''voice-over'']: Oh, um, hi, uh, this is Kacey. Um, I know you don’t know me. [''to people in background''] Quiet! Yeah, I’m really calling him. [''back to Chris''] So um, anyway, I found your number, and um, I just wanted to call and say hey, ‘cause um, I think you’re kind of sweet, um, and I was just thinking, you know, ‘cause what the trolls are doing is really horrible. I know we don’t have many sweet guys around, so um, you know, maybe we could be friends, and I can help you with the tough times, and, ‘cause, you know, you look like you need a friend. And you make me laugh. You’re so funny. [''giggles''] Um, this is really embarrassing. I don’t usually do this for people online, but um, just call me back maybe, um, OK, if you want. Um, my number should be on your caller ID, and um, I guess, well, as you would say, peace and bye!

'''Chris''' [''who has been starring at the camera looking extremely smug'']: Well, well, I’ll just let y’all judge on that one for yourself. [''flashes peace sign''] Peace.}}

===A Preview of a Surprise===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = A Preview of a Surprise
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6IpHvIgDUkA}}
| Stardate = 24 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}}Comic
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau|Now Introducing Christian Weston Chandler's CWCville Outlet Shopping and Deluxe Department Bureau]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things|Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Hi y'all, TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE! Yes, it Is What You Think It Is.
Oh, and Look at this Patriotic Poster Dis'ing the TROLL.
<nowiki>http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2720/tgtdfw4.jpg</nowiki>

Stay True.

CWC}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
[The video is silent throughout.]

[We are staring at a piece of paper taped to a wall. It says “PREVIEW” with a down arrow.]

[The camera follows the arrow, panning down to reveal a parody of the cover of “Sonichu 0.” At the top it reads, “SONICHU – THE NEW SEASON!!!” In the left-hand corner, Sonichu is winking and saying, “The world’s most way-past-cool comic!” In the center of the drawing, the brown-striped impostor is posed to throw a Poké Ball. He says, “Go, Sonichu and zap to the extreme!” But Sonichu just says, “I am stuck.” A reasonable forgery of Christian W. Chandler’s signature appears at the bottom of the illustration.]

[The camera pans over to reveal the face of a smug Liquid, who barely has time to grin before the video ends.]}}

===Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Tsg8b3aVjoQ}}
| Stardate = 26 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}}{{Video games}}[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu Video Game]] {{Galpals}}[[Kacey]] {{Trollsicon}}[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| Performance Style = {{Comedy}}Excited, Happy
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#A Preview of a Surprise|A Preview of a Surprise]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#NOT Forced to Say this at All...|NOT Forced to Say this at All...]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Hello, again, Loyal Fans,

It is I again, Christian Weston Chandler. NOT Christopher Christian Weston Chandler as EVERYONE KNOWS I Changed my name FROM Christopher to Christian (PS: That Troll, as Some have now Informed Me, his Real Name is IAN BRANDON ANDERSON). Anyway, I am Working Very Hard on Sonichu 9 and Things may be Progressing Heavily with my new TRUE Gal-Pal Kacey and I. Also, Expect more Announcements of this Developing Caliber in the Future.

Stay True.

CWC}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Chris is sitting in his room'']

[''voice-over'']: Captain’s Log, Stardate, July 26th 2009.

[''Chris speaks''] Hello my loyal fanbase. I have some exciting news to be announced. I just recently heard from an independent game company who wishes to pick up my Sonichu character and make it into a video game! This is going to be the uh, true and honest Sonichu game. It is in the works, and I signed on a very tasty contract with them for a large sum of money, which I do not feed overly comfortable discussing right now, because this uh, large amounts of money may uh, influence how the women see me as a person, and prevent me from finding my true sweetheart. Hmm. But uh, I did find this on my answering machine uh, when I got up, when I got up, when I got up in the morning, this morning.

[''pretends to press answering machine button'']

'''Kacey''' [''voice-over'']: Um, hi, it’s Kacey again. Um, thanks for returning my phone call. I’m really sorry I missed yours. Um, so yeah, I was a little apprehensive about calling someone who I’ve never talked to from online, but you know, I thought you might be different, and I’m really glad that I was right. So yeah, I would love to talk again. Um, I’m out of class for the rest of the day, so just give me a call back, I’ll be around. So, I can’t wait to talk to you. Peace!

[''Liquid is ecstatic.'']

Hmmm. That’s uh, you know what, I am very excited today, because of my lifelong dream is finally coming true. [''sounding like Kermit''] Hooray! The uh, game company has told me uh, that as of uh, right now, the uh, they want me to uh, not give, give away too much uh, info, and they had me sign a uh, a NDA, which is a uh, as they put it uh, a non-disclosure agreement. However, they uh, did ag-, they did agree to allow me to tell you the title of the game and what system it’s uh, comin’ out for. [''brings up big envelope and pulls out papers''] Yeah. Uh, it says, it says here that uh, they are very pleased to pick up my series and will be showing it off at the uh, Austin GDC, Game Developers’ Conference, in September! [points into camera] Yeah, so uh, just want y’all to know that it’s comin’ along well for me, despite all those slanderous trolls and impostors. My dreams are finally coming true. Look for “Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles” in a store near you ex-, exclusively for the X-Box 360. While I do not personally own a X-Box 360 yet, they have promised me to give me one for free, and uh, have assured me that it is not as bad as I thought in the past. Hm.

Oh, uh, to that overweight troll who keeps trying so hard to impersonate me, please understand, I am a high-functioning autistic male, and please stop interfering with the sale, with the sales of my Sonichu franchise. It is my main source of income, and my parents need to be supported on it. Uh, don’t, don’t be so naïve to think that I don’t know what you’re up to.

Well, I hope y’all are uh, having as good of a week as I have. To my true supporters, thank you, and peace.

[''jump cut'']

And, to the rest of your, you slanderous trolls, [''holds foot up to camera''] kiss my game-making foot!}}

===NOT Forced to Say this at All...===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = NOT Forced to Say this at All...
| video = {{#ev:youtube|iZCZTYmK9xo}}
| Stardate = 27 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon}}[[Trolls]] {{Homos}}[[Homos]]
| Performance Style = {{Tragedy}}[[Stress]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things|Christian Weston Chandler's EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT of SONICHU and Addressing Things]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again|That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Yes, I am NOT Leaveing Clues in the Video as to what is REALLY Going on. Yes, that is Something I am CERTAINLY NOT Doing.

CWC}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Liquid looks uncomfortable for some reason. He is clutching some sort of red stuffed doll.'']

You know, as the uh, original and true Christian Weston Chandler, I get trolled a lot. You know, uh, I’ve been trolled. You know, they uh, they just uh, make me do things that uh, yeah. Oh, uh, regardless of, regardless of all that, uh, you know the uh, word…''gay''…is thrown a-, thrown around a lot. You know. And maybe in a inappropriate way. So uh, I’m just here to tell ya that uh, I have a lot of uh, respect for the uh, those of the uh, other, or uh, same, I should say, persuasion. [''retarded voice''] I’m gaaaay. I’m a gaaaay…bian.}}

===That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cWtXHSiGT8o}}
| Stardate = 27 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon}}[[Clyde Cash]]
| Performance Style = {{Smug}}Smug
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#NOT Forced to Say this at All...|NOT Forced to Say this at All...]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|You Want Proof? Listen to This. http://www.mediafire.com/?llrlpmmemfz

It's that CLYDE CASH Again, the Very Same who has Been Trolling Me my entire Adult Life}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
Hello. Some of you may see, may have seen the uh, um, the uh, video that was posted last night, saying that I was of the uh, wrong orientation. That video was done by me in order to protect my mudder’s retirement accounts and her credit card accounts. You wanna know who’s doin’ it? I’ll tell, well I’ll tell ya who’s doin’ it. I’ll have the uh, the link in the sidebar dere. ‘Cause dere, dere’s proof that it was the slanderous Clyde Cash, who has been trolling me for the, that long time. Mr. Clyde—we will not be crashed into slumber by your heinous a-, antics and whatnot. To my loyal fans, peace. And have a good day.}}

====The Phone Call with Clyde====

{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Clyde Cash blackmails Liquid Chris
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|j8SoIldTn4U}}
| Stardate = 27 July 2009
| Featuring = [[Liquid]], [[Clyde Cash]]
| Subject = Liquid must announce that he's gay, or his mother's retirement fund will be all gone.
| Saga = {{Liquid}}[[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = n/a
| next = n/a
}}

===More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|85OnCfAG4RI}}
| Stardate = 29 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}}Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again|That Slanderous Clyde Cash is Harassing me Again]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!|Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|The IMPOSTOR Ian Brandon Anderson (Possibly Clyde Cash) sent me THIS:

"You are NOT GOING TO REPLY, Much less COME AND FACE ME!

If You Can Not even TAKE THE TIME TO ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, then I'm just going to have to REPORT YOUR SORRY ASS TO MY DETECTIVE; HE WILL BE ON YOUR SORRY ONE FASTER than a Sonic-Boom. Nice Doll.

Christian Weston Chandler
14 Branchland Ct.
Ruckersville, Virginia 22968
434-990-0198

CALL MY HOUSE, LEAVE YOUR NUMBER, AND TALK TO ME LIKE A MAN!
If you remain a Cowardly Weakling, You will just have to RETURN To the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. What "class" there was it you enrolled in again? Major In DUUUHHHHHH!!!?"

HE DIDN'T EVEN SIGN IT AT THE END. What a TROLL.

Also, Shout-Out to my Sweet Peach, Kacey, I will Post her Account Later.

CWC}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
[''Liquid makes the Claw of Fail, then clenches it into a fist and plays the song flawlessly on a TRUE and HONEST guitar'']

[''angrily''] Take that, impostor!}}

===Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Christian Weston Chandler (Ricardo) Hablar con el Impostor, And MANY OTHER NOTIFICATIONS!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0t3MBa-3Ovw}}
| Stardate = 31 July 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Galpals}}[[Kacey]] {{Autism}}[[Autism]] {{Trollsicon}}[[Clyde Cash]] {{Comics}}{{Video games}}[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu Video Game]]
| Performance Style = {{Comedy}}[[Random Access Humor]] {{Rage}}Angry {{Reason}}Reason {{Smug}}Smug
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)|More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)]]
| next = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|C.W.C. SingStar Challenge #1: You're Pitiful Weird Al Yankovic]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Bonjour, Loyal Amigos. (Random-Access Humor Joke!)

I am Successful as Ever and no TROLLS and their Cohorts will OVERTAKE Me. He is TROLLIN' STUPID. Also, MidnightKissable (Kacey, my Heartsweet) I LOVE YOU!

Clyde Cash is a Good Man.

Stay True, and Peace! And Love.

CWC}}

{{collapsible|Transcript|
¡Hola! Este es el verdadero Ricardo Weston Chandler. Impostor en el pequeño chaleco, yo no solo comprender su ultimo video, pero tiene excelente dominio de la idioma de Cervantes. Puedo establecer mi identidad hablan muchos idiomas.

Je parle aussi Français comme je l'ai pris dans le français des mes années lycées à Manchester. Avec ma jolie professeure de français. J'ai obtenu ma [sic] diplôme avec mention. J'ai même un certificat à partir du moment où j'ai été l'assistant-responsable de l'équipe of PVCC.

Auch hab ich zu lernen[?] von Deutschen und bin in der Lage, zu sprechen fließend Deutsch. Nicht zu erwarten, aber il- ich sind[?] ein Zertifikat in CADD. Hmm.

うそなんじゃフォトはせっかく工夫は済めば. まぁ、そうには正しいクリスならばと読める彼だが、彼の問題は全てこれらの言語で応答する必要がありますぅ！[Usonanja foto wa sekkaku kufuu wa sumeba. [?] Ma, souni wa tadashii Chris naraba to yomeru kare daga. Kano mondai wa subete korera no gengo de outou suru hitsuyou ga arimasu~!] Hmm. Um, hmm...

I wish to go over a number of things, but uh, first I'd like to tell you [''dramatic glasses removal, and replaces glasses''], I love my sweet Kacey! My sweetheart Kacey and I are going to be together forever! And I love her with my heart! And we met because of...Sonichu! She will be my caring girl and I will never leave her. We have already gone out on our FIRST DATE. FIRST DATE! Hmm...

Now, uh, on to more important things. I wish to, uh, as a high-functioning autistic male, uh, to explain autism, briefly to y'all. [''jump cut'']

Now a, uh, public service announcement, if you will. Autism is a mental block where uh, it's hard to do things and even the slightest of things that you don't want to do will uh, give you stress. When you are uh, stressed as an autistic, it's just easy to fall asleep. And Asperger's Sydrome is, does something to this very similar to autism. People with Asperger's take things very literally, which sometimes is another mental block to understanding others, or the ladies. Hmm. Both the Asperger's and autism are start from a ear-, start from an early age, in which you are diagnosed and given documents proving it. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, and I swear on my Asperg-, I mean my autism, that uh, that these things must be, uh...remembered.

Oh uh, and another thing, uh, I have made my rectum with Clyde, I mean I have, I have rectified things with Clyde. He has uh, apologized for uh, taking money from my mother's retirements accounts, and I have apologi-, and has apologized for torturing me in the past. I thank you, Clyde, and uh, this could, this could be the start of a uh, beautiful friendship. I d-, I do not, I do not have to worry about him uh, you know, trolling me anymore...

And finally, uh, Sonichu: The Crystal Chronicles. Hmmm. The game is, uh, coming along so well that I have been able to print out the images that the uh, that the designer has sent me.

[''shuffles through a bunch of papers showing the design process and character concepts. Notable standouts are the BILLY MAYS Library, Liquid himself, Mary Lee Walsh, and the Man in the Pickle Suit.'']

Hmm, yeah, so uh, you know, I'm doin' pretty well right now, uh...I was able to buy my uh, my father Robert Chandler a uh, a new axe for his uh, woodworking hobby. And uh, I have, I have bought my, I have bought my uh, a uh, Pokémon Flutes for my uh, for my mo-, mother Barbara Chandler for her, for her music. And I have bought myself just, just a, a whole bunch of rare Transformers toys and animation programs off o-, off of eBay.

[''Voice that sounds like Homer Simpson'']"Autobots, defeat those Decepticlones!"

Peace. Oh, hmm, and another thing uh, the, the uh, Dark Horse Publishers has uh, offered me a, to create my own uh, template for a uh, official Sonichu magazine. So hmm, why'n'ch-, why'n'cha take a look here. [''Shows the cover of his magazine''] It's the uh, Rapid Fast News Dash.

Hmmm. I love ya Kacey!

'''Translation:
'''

Hello! This is the real Ricardo Weston Chandler. Impostor in the vest small, I do not only to understand your last video, but it has excellent command over the Spanish language. I can establish my identity they speak many languages. I also speak French as I learned it in the French some my high school years at Manchester. With my pretty French teacher. I got my diploma with mention.I even have a certificate since I was the [''Can't remember the equivalent''] in the team of the PVCC. [''Can't make this out, but it sounds like "I also have to learn from Germans"''] and I am capable to speak fluent German. Not to be expected, but [''can't make it out, sounds like "I are a certificate"''] in CADD. Hmm. It's a lie, the photo, though effort has been made. Well, if he is the real Chris, then he should be able to read this, but he has to answer every question in these languages!}}

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