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User talk:DirtyCrappedBriefs

2010-10-04T18:50:21Z

DirtyCrappedBriefs: /* Fag */

==Fag==
=3 ily. Wanna have gay sex sometime?--[[User:Shecameforcwc|Shecameforcwc]] 20:13, 2 October 2010 (PDT)
:ALWAYS [[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 11:50, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2261.MOV

2010-10-02T05:48:35Z

DirtyCrappedBriefs:

{{Not A Forum}}

Is there an article about all the bullshit chris has said to try to get china? Nothing on the China page. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:38, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Commencing transcription. --[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:00, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
*Never mind, my power went out just as I was about to save the page. Some one else took care of it.--[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:49, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

I swear Chris-chan will do anything for china and I mean anything. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 15:08, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:Example of useless comment. Don't do that. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:06, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Am I mistaken or does Chris scoff after "even that shocked Michael"? [[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 16:39, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

I know its not important, but Wes IseIi actually commented on Chris's video, and not surprisingly, he was unpleased with how Chris portrayed him in the comic - [[User:Ashki|Ashki]]
:"I know its not important..." THEN DON'T DO IT and it's not even the real wes i mean come on [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:06, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
:In the totally unlikely event that it were the real Wes, and that someone could verify it, it would deserve mention in Wes Iseli's article, like Adam Stackhouse's reaction to Chris is mentioned in his. [[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 22:48, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

== A couple of things ==

First of all, Chris STILL doesn't know why he was banned from the GAMe PLACe he just brings up the whole "Wii incident" he mentioned in his Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean and he doesn't say why what he did was wrong he almost like defended himself saying that he was helping the other Pokemon League Members get the two Pokemon.

Also, Chris and Jackie aren't in a relationship right? Chris fucked it up and probably realized that Jackie was the only organism in the universe that actually considered of letting Chris fuck her. So is he like trying to show her that he's grown up with the whole Xbox is okay video and this one? —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:PaperbackWriter|PaperbackWriter]] ([[User talk:PaperbackWriter|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/PaperbackWriter|contribs]]) 

:Please take discussions of this nature to one of these other [[Template:Not A Forum|Chris-related discussion locations]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:53, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

What do we know about his angry message that he wrote on the cardboard box? I bet it was lulzy. Any back story would really spruce up the article. [[User:DamianAntaria|DamianAntaria]] 19:27, 1 October 2010

:It's the thing about Michael Snyder loves Mary Lee Walsh. Can't link to it because I'm browsing on my cellphone, but it's mentioned in the first batch of Jackie emails, and I think someplace else too. --[[User:Silomentality|Silomentality]] 18:46, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

::Here is what he said:
{{quotebox|…I later wrote an angry note of "Michael loves the Fiddlesticks out of Mary Lee Walsh"; he took it as an offense, and banned me from "his" property…}}
::Note how Chris put the word “his” in “quotes.” --[[User:Riley_Martin|'''Uhh… this is Riley Martin.''' O-Qua Tangin Wann]] 20:29, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:100 2261.MOV

2010-10-01T23:39:39Z

DirtyCrappedBriefs:

Is there an article about all the bullshit chris has said to try to get china? Nothing on the China page. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:38, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Commencing transcription. --[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:00, 1 October 2010 (PDT)
*Never mind, my power went out just as I was about to save the page. Some one else took care of it.--[[User:KHLDFS|KHLDFS]] 15:49, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

I swear Chris-chan will do anything for china and I mean anything. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 15:08, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Am I mistaken or does Chris scoff after "even that shocked Michael"? [[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 16:39, 1 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Jackie

2010-09-15T02:36:20Z

DirtyCrappedBriefs:

{{Not A Forum}}

tl;dr: This woman decided to contact us and wants to tell other women not to go out with chris. she doesn't know how the wiki shit works so just like...i'm handling it for now. so yeah. okay. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:23, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

and apparently now she's back with chris for some reason. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:35, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

* I'm assuming this is the same woman as in the Jackie e-mails, right? - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 15:24, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

** Probably. I'm still curious as to how CHRIS of all people bagged such a major fucking hottie. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 06:07, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

Wasn't the Jackie page deleted sometime ago between the 6th and now while we were trying to figure it out. Or am I forgetting the origonal name? --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 21:37, 13 September 2010.

I thought that listing the last name was a no-no after the Wallflower incident. Is this something that should be taken out or are we going to leave it up this time? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 19:10, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

You have to remember that The Wallflower herself requested to take her name down of the site - all the other names e.g. Megan Schroeder are still there --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 19:14, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

I Have to ask, Who's behind this?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 12:26, 14 September 2010 (PDT)
*Behind what? 9/11? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 12:34, 14 September 2010 (PDT)
::Jews did 9/13. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 12:51, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

So... why aren't "her" nudes here? [[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 19:36, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

Talk:Asperger syndrome

2010-02-16T02:19:20Z

DirtyCrappedBriefs:

the title of the page is "Asperger syndrome" but it's consistently referred to as "Asperger's syndrome" throughout the article. should this be edited for consistency or does it even matter -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 00:42, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

==A Doubt==

Do we really needs that page? Chris is surely raging against autism but until he gave us more on the subject than his "Foaming at the Mouth" tirade, I don't see the utility.

:I think there's enough out there to make a halfway decent article on this. I also think that there's no way this article could currently be considered "halfway decent".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:50, 8 December 2009 (CET)

*Yes. There's Chris's tirade but we need to keep track of his history of hating people with Asperger's (like find the earliest mention of Chris saying the two aren't the same), in addition to the drama on the Mailbag about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 8 December 2009 (CET)

==I know===

I only added the basics, so other people could add to it -[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]

==Study==

*I added a study that shows how Chris is wrong. Rarely you get to see Chris' fail scientifically substantiated on this wiki. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:18, 8 December 2009 (CET)
:* And cleared up the text, added a quote. The usual. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 19:09, 8 December 2009 (CET)

==Outline/To do==
Okay, since people aren't sure how to elaborate this article, here's a suggested outline:
*brief explaination of what Asperger's is and how it's related on the autism spectrum
*Chris's thoughts on Asperger's - from "Asperger's isn't even autism/it's a memory disorder" ---> "THEY'RE STEALING THE LIME LIGHT FORM THE TRUE AUTISTICS." Incorporate the CWCipedia article on Aspergers.
*drama on the mailbag with Asperger e-mails.

This is just to start out with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 9 December 2009 (CET)

* Hey... Is there any way I could help? I actually have AS, and can look over on accuracy, and can point out opinions and how it differs among people. I'm aware that it's not the same with everyone who has it... I'm also attempting to get more info on Chris' insight. You'll have to tell me what you want... I'm not too good at deciding for myself, since I can have a meltdown trying to decide what's needed, what's wanted and what I've been told. But once it's all clarified, I usually get it all done pretty swiftly. Just bare with me... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 03:56, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

Should this and the Autism article be updated to reflect that Aspergers is being eliminated as a diagnosis and included as simply a part of the Autism spectrum in the new DSM? And has anyone rubbed that in Chris' face yet? --[[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 02:19, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:9 February 2010

2010-02-10T00:00:21Z

DirtyCrappedBriefs: /* Someone saved the CWCipedia, right? */

== Someone saved the CWCipedia, right? ==
It would be nice to be able to refer back to the crazy crap Chris wrote there.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:07, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
*Ironic. Just a few days before It was locked I had considered copying the website. I decided against it though because I never thought it would be necessary. I now wish that I had gone ahead with it.--[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:11, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde should have. If not, I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:22, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

It seems that Evan got his "Punch the untouchable, see the invisible" wish. Who thinks Chris got the "destroy the undestroyable" line from an email?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

''"If I could go back to before November 2007, I would of never few- viewed that damned ED page, and I would have never had to deal with you damned dirty trolls."''

Wow. This is one of the only times Chris has expressed any sort of shame or regret. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 18:25, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Every time he makes a video I grow more and more convinced that Fragile X is the source of his autism. RIP Cwcikipedia. How will we ever find out if he really believes in Santa now? :'( --[[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 19:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Hm, he turns more into a Pseudo Dictator each day. [[User:MightyJoeStalin|MightyJoeStalin]] 20:57, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

True dat. You can just imagine what the world would be like if Chris got whatever he wanted. Sonichu 10 looks like a good window into that possibliity. We can assume that he'd become a violent super powered terrorist and kill people for making fun of him. He would probably carry out that homosexual holocaust, one way or another. He'd spend all the money on benefits for his personal friends, and its a safe bet that he would take away our freedom of thought if he could. He would also undoubtedly use his power to force himself onto a woman. We havn't seen it in Sonichu yet, but i'll bet you anything that Chris has had fantasies about Allison Amber before. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:09, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

I actually find him similar to the ever fun loving Nicolae Ceausescu of Romania, maybe it's just my soviet bloc addled mind. ((http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolae_Ceau%C5%9Fescu)) Maybe i'm doing Nicolae a disservice by saying this though. [[User:MightyJoeStalin|MightyJoeStalin]] 23:10, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Come on. Chris is the mind of an eight-year-old stuck inside the bloated, diseased, shambling body of a man. If anyone, he'd be Idi Amin. --[[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 00:00, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

== wait what ==

So he veiws the loss of his precious website as being worse thal all the hilarious shit bluespike put him through?
* Every minor trial that Chris encounters is infinitely worse than anything that has happened in the past. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 23:08, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:9 February 2010

2010-02-09T19:05:37Z

DirtyCrappedBriefs:

Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-01-18T19:19:29Z

DirtyCrappedBriefs: /* CWCville is real */

Fuck, Chris just made me lose the game. He hasn't done that since 2008. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 08:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Now he's really gone off to be a complete and utter narcissistic bastard. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I shall commence with the TRANSCRIBING of DIS BITCH! Upon reaching minute number five I will quit, because It's fucking late.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:28, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

*I'll take minute five to the end. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:33, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::Cool. First 5 are done. There was one point near the beginning I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying. Also the amount of lying Chris is doing in this video is just amazing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

::Got done with the rest...looks like we finished up at about the same time. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 09:22, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Jesus. ==

Does anyone else find "I hope the soul of my late dog eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep." Really, really disturbing? I mean, even for Chris standards. Jesus Christ.{{unsigned|Nafka}}
*Damn. I take a break from CWC for a single DAY and Chris find a way to dig himself deeper in his own hole... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah, Patti was his only sympathetic trait, and now even that's gone. Someone needs to point out to Chris that Ian ''definitely'' shot Liquid in his comics. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:10, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
** Done. --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
== The homosexual references. ==

When Chris starts talking about the homosexual references in the date episode, at this point in the video transcription:

'''But I could get- I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering peeing on himself within his own comic series. Starting with, of course, with a few from his first book of graphic nudity or sexual reference on page three of his 0 book. Even worse off, on page 10, and while he's in that Burger King! With all his goddamned homosexual references as well!
[Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. None of them contain any homosexual references. He then returns to the page select.]'''

I think he's refering to the New Moon posters in the background that have shirtless and naked guys on them (you can't really see them in the poor camera quality, however). So Chris isn't completely wrong in this respect. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 20:36, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, he is wrong. They're male models or something, right? Does that mean they're gay? In Chris's view, a male model in a suggestive pose would constitute "homosexual reference," but he's an idiot. Considering that they're photoshopped into posters for Twilight: New Moon, they're meant for females to gawk at. Chris is, yet again displaying his overactive homophobia.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 20:42, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I transcribed that part, and yeah, I couldn't see any half-naked dudes with Chris's crappy video quality (that and the fact he's fucking filming his TV). My bad dudes. Still, to automatically assume as buff guy is a "homosexual reference" is a bit much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:46, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I see what you guys mean. I just remembered it and guessed that was what Chris was refering to as "homosexual". It's not that he was right about about them being gay references, so, sorry 'bout that. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 09:56, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== CWCville is real ==

I think this video cements the theory that CWCville is a real place in Chris's mind. Notice how he is completely serious coming up with a possible explanation for how Sonichu is in the Asperchu comic, and then clarifies that there have been no law changes in CWCville. --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 21:40, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I've been thinking that for a while, too. There's probably some deep psychological explanation for it involving escapism and mental illness, but I bet you anything he'll say it's real. And if he ever admits it's not, it'll be "because of my autism". I bet you a thousand goddamn dollars. --[[User:Nafka|Nafka]] 04:15, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

If Cwcville is real I can assure it's probably a smoldering crater, I mean what kind of living being would let Chris run a city?--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 04:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

The 'real' CWCville is the LEGO shantytown that Chris has spent his entire life mashing together. Nobody else has picked up on that? It's his ultimate fetish. The amulets, the amyfist ring, those are secondary - his reaction when the amulet was stolen is proof of that. I'm not sure how this came to be, and I'm not sure what the specifics of this delusion are (does he consider the lego people to be real people, for instance) but I have absolutely no doubt whatsoever that 'real CWCville' = the mass of mismatched, color-clashing LEGOs in his room. He thinks of it as a real city. --[[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 19:19, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== You rage you ruse ==

This saga has been off to a booming start, and now we have a video even more frustrating than [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|whatever the fuck the video should be called]] also this whole "former buddha belly" delusion thing has been fucking hilarious! --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:18, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* I never thought it could happen, but Asperchu Saga might actually make Chris ragequit. After watching this and going through Mailbag 41, I think that the explosion of tard-rage might be visible from space. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 03:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mao's rebuttal ==

Should we transcribe Mao's rebuttal that calls Chris out on all this bullshit? I mean since Mao does kinda speak kinda low unless the audio's up far enough (or maybe it's just me). [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 06:05, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
* Either way, I don't see why not. Just let's not forget Mao's catch phrase in the end of his videos. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:43, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:*When dealing with non-CWC videos, the general rule is that a "conversation" (like what's going on here) should be transcribed, but "fan art" should not be. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:16, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I think though that unless Chris responds to this rebuttal video or references it in a future video, we shouldn't really transcribe it. Liquid videos are usually transcribed because Chris will reference these videos in the future and they're part of a conversation. Right now, it's a typical one sided conversation and Mao's videos are mostly in trolling Chris and not part of a genuine dialogue. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Ah, good point; then it can wait for a response. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:43, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
Unrelated to all that, is there a standard videobox template to use for relevant troll videos?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:48, 18 January 2010 (UTC)