CWCki - User contributions [en]

Duck

2017-12-23T23:05:07Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Chris and his duck */

[[Image:Curve.JPG|center]]

{{Honest}}

{{quote|ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp.|Chris, on his duck.<ref>[[Vanessa IRC Chat 3]]</ref>}}

{{quote|MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR [[china|TOM-TOM]] TO POUND!!!!!|Chris, [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]]}}

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image: Duck_edited.jpg|200px]]</div>

'''Duck''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for penis, usually in the context of [[Chris]]'s own penis. (The genitalia of other [[JERKS|males]], and [[Silvana|those of Rosechus]], are [[pickles]].) This neologism was originally thought to be a misspelling of "dick", but Chris confirmed in a 17 [[February 2009]] [[Mumble]] chat that it is an intentional euphemism.<ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

==Chris and his duck==

{{quote|Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!|Chris, displaying his love-hate relationship with his penis to [[Colin]].}}

[[Image:Loch Ness.jpg|thumb|left|180px|Indeed a monster.]]

[[Image:BentDuck.jpg|thumb|right|Another example of a bent duck]]

Chris's circumcised penis is bent at a [[Nudes|horrifying 45° angle]], though he has never clearly explained why. Some speculate that Chris has [[Wikipedia:Peyronie's disease|Peyronie's disease]], or more likely [[Wikipedia:Chordee]]. It may also have been a botched circumcision, although this is unlikely. Further damage could have resulted from when Chris [[Cwcsicle|stuck his duck in the ice]] for 15 minutes trying to imitate Jackass.

Chris proudly claims his penis is six inches (15 cm) long.<ref>[[Chris humps his PS3]]</ref> He even [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_the_CWCki#8_May.2C_03:09_-_03:16|edited]] the CWCki at one point to remove a bit of piping that suggested otherwise. In spite of this, [[Nudes|visual evidence]] suggests it is at least an inch shorter (five inches being closer to the average size), and Chris [[Obesity|readily lies]] about the dimensions of his body.

Chris at least concedes that his penis is of no more than average size, which is a source of some insecurity for him. In [[:File:Evan_responds_to_his_death.png|an e-mail]] to [[Evan]] during their feud over [[Simonla Rosechu]], he took off on a peculiar tangent about penis length: "There ARE those with dicks longer than 7 inches; yes I am jealous of those individuals, not just you." In [[Kacey Call 11]], Chris asked Kacey for details as to the size of Liquid Chris's penis and expressed regret that his own was not as large. He once attempted to enlarge it with [[Wikipedia:ExtenZe|ExtenZe]], a supplement advertised to enlarge penises, but he said it didn't work.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 8]]</ref>

Toward the very end of his [[Jackie E-mails 23|communications with Jackie]], Chris claimed that his penis has grown larger and straightened itself out since it was last photographed for public consumption. Determining the likelihood of this occurrence will be left as an exercise for the reader. At any rate, this claim was disproven in the [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] [[:File:TG20.jpg|images]], leaked in [[April 2011]], wherein his penis is still visibly bent and the same size it always was.

Many of his nude photos show that Chris shaves most of his [[Wikipedia:pubic hair|pubic hair]]. While this sometimes has the effect of making the penis seem more prominent, in Chris's case, it just draws attention to the abundant pubic fat surrounding his genitalia. This can not be described as an attractive effect.

When he announced the alleged loss of his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] on [[Facebook]], Chris claimed his sex partner praised his duck for its size. This sex partner was later confirmed to be a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]],<ref>[[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Other_documents#Chris.27s_wingman]]</ref> so while it is likely that she said it, its sincerity was dubious to say the least.

It seems that, as of 2014, Chris [[Un-clit|now actively ''despises'' his own duck]] in the wake of his coming out as "Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser". It is common for (legitimate) transsexuals to detest their own genitalia, which they perceive as incorrect, and in fact, he even uses a homemade device to hold it in. However, the fact that Chris loathes ALL penises is more indicative of issues with his sexuality than with his gender.

Coincidentally, real-life ducks are known for their massive, twisted penises.

==References by Chris==
[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and his duck in the comics. Traced for authenticity<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#Comics]]</ref>]]
[[Image:1256079873949.jpg|thumb|Anatomical analysis of the duck.]]
*One of the annotations from [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts]] is "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!"
*In his final [[SingStar_Challenge#Video_11|SingStar Challenge]] song, "[[SingStar Challenge Round 5|Smell Yo Dick]]" (as chosen by [[CChanSonichuCWC]]), he attempts to [[Chris and hypocrisy|circumvent his own rules]] about not changing lyrics by saying ''duck'' instead of ''dick.''
*Chris occasionally forgoes substituting the word "duck" for "dick" when he is talking dirty with a gal-pal (such as in one of the [[Kacey]] chats) or angry (in one of the [[White Knight emails]], he referred to how trolls made fanart featuring [[Rosechu]] with "an UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED, DISGUSTING, DICK!!!!!!!")
*In an [[IRC (24 October 2008)|IRC chat]] from October 2008, Chris said, concerning [[Jimmy Hill]], "I hope he loses his duck." This is an unusual example of Chris using "duck" to refer to a penis not his own.

== Sources ==
<references />
==See also==
* [[Nudes]]
* [[Pickle]]
* [[Comeuppance]]
{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Sonichu 9

2017-12-22T17:02:50Z

Don'tCallAnybody: Grammar

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #9
| cover = SchuComic9.jpg
| coverdate = 1 December 2008
| finishedcomic = 7 December 2009
| pagecount = 101
| episodes = 19-20
| previous = [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]
| next = [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]
}}'''''Sonichu'' #9''' is the tenth issue of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic book. It depicts Chris's return from the [[Time Void]] he fell into in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], as well as the canonical version of the sequence depicted in [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]].

The issue sees the debut of [[Reginald Sneasel]], [[Layla Flaaffy]], [[Ivy]], and [[GodJesus]]. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s marriage and children are acknowledged for the first time since Chris introduced the [[retcon]] in [[August 2009]].

Confusion about what ''Sonichu'' #9 is and is not arises from the fact that Chris published a preview of Episode 21, scheduled for [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] before beginning work on [[Episode 18]] for [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]; [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|many]] have mistakenly referred to one or both of these stories as Issue 9. However, the exceptionals at [[CWCki]] have always been able to keep track of the True and Honest continuity, and know ''Sonichu'' #9 features Episodes 19 and 20. Chris himself has confirmed this on [[CWCipedia]].

''Sonichu'' #9 was the longest ''Sonichu'' issue on record, at 107 pages including extras, until it was beaten by [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]. Counting only the episode pages, it is identical in length to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], at 101 pages. The comic took just over a year to complete, and in that time many [[sagas]] came and went, reflected in throwaway plot elements such as [[PandaHalo]] and [[Ivy]]'s deaths and the appearance of [[Liquid Chris]].

It should be noted that the cover art for ''Sonichu'' #9 features the first instance of Chris trying to hypersexualise [[Rosechu]]. While [[Sonichu]], [[Bionic]] and the others are all running into battle, Rosechu still finds the time to lift her skirt and [[Chris and art|<s>pull bananas from it</s>]] pull out a sword made of electricity.

==Production==
[[Image:Sonichu 9 release graph.png|thumb|right|''Sonichu'' #9 release activity. Note that for earlier pages, this only tracks when the images were uploaded to CWCipedia.]]
Work on the issue began as early as December 2008 when Chris drew the cover, although progress had stalled due to the stress of coping with the [[trolls]] demanding MOAR COMIX. In a departure from his normal publishing procedure, Chris released the content of this issue section-by-section: The first three pages of Episode 19 were released on [[March 2009|30 March 2009]], followed by the rest of the episode on [[April 2009|12 April 2009]]; the story would not be fully colored and lettered until [[July 2009]]. Pages from Episode 20 quickly followed beginning on [[August 2009|August 8th]], suggesting Chris has finally gotten his focus back, perhaps due to competition from [[CChanSonichuCWC|the impostor]]. Production halted after this, but new pages were made in [[October 2009]] due to external forces pressuring him in finishing Episode 20 to solve a copyright dispute.

From the day the cover was drawn on 1 December [[2008]] to the day the final page was uploaded on 7 [[December 2009]], ''Sonichu'' #9 took just over a full year to complete (longer than any previous issue), demonstrating that even if Chris could draw, he couldn't produce enough material to keep a steady job in the comics industry.

Due to [[trolls|continuing issues]] with webhosting, ''Sonichu'' #9's rolling debut has spanned no less than four different websites: [[sonichuandrosechu.com]], [[cwcville.com]], [[CWCipedia]], and Chris's [[DeviantART]] account.

==Cover==
The cover depicts the entire [[Chaotic Combo]] as if about to go into battle. It is presumably a montage scene, and is most notable for prominently featuring [[Rosechu]] in the process of pulling bananas out of her skirt.
{{-}}
==Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)==
{{Resources
| title = Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)
| facebook =https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/media_set?set=a.915813345179812.1073741851.100002534669114&type=3 ''Episode 19''
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_1 ''Episode 19''
| videobook =Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook#Episode_19{{!}}''Episode 19''
| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic10P1.htm ''Episode 19''
| audiobook =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhKvPAlM44Y&index=30&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 19 Part 1''
| audiobook2 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvRMq3O1d54&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=31 ''Ep. 19 Part 2''
| audiobook3 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_my7ZFpMhxE&index=32&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 19 Part 3''
| audiobook4 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5tzpvXCVPk&index=33&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 19 Part 4''}}
This episode is based around our heroes attending "[[Dating education]]" classes, because although they've spent years training in dojos and fighting the world's most [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (comics)|villainous enemies]], none of them are able to talk to the opposite sex.

The comic opens with [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] announcing his intention to ace the class and make [[Angelica]] his woman, while [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] orders [[Zapina]] into the high-school version of the class to pick up sixteen-year-old boys, taught by [[Sarah Jackson|Ms. Jackaras]]. One boy named "[[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]]" is jealous of Punchy for being paired up with the girl he likes, [[Layla]]. [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] is paired with Simonla. Some ''[[South Park]]'' knockoffs are paired together. [[Ivy]] ([[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|after Julie was written out]]), shows no interest in her pairing because she and Chris had the same dream where [[GodJesus]] showed up and explain that Chris and Ivy are meant to be together, even though, at this point, the two had never met.

Ms. Jackaras orders the class to socialize with their chosen partners anonymously over instant message chat, which is apparently more beneficial than face-to-face interaction. Punchy soon forgets all about Angelica as he speaks to Layla over IM and dreams his dreams of [[china]]. However, the jealous Reginald tries to cock block Punchy by cutting the cable on the computer, thus separating Layla and Punchy over IM. Sadly, his plan fails as Punchy merely asks [[Wild Sonichu]] to cross over to the other side of the room and ask Layla out for him. Layla totally says yes.

While Wild is doing Punchy's dirty-work for him, he glances at Simonla's computer monitor and concludes that he has been IM'ing with her all along. He takes advantage of this situation by taking her back to his place and showing her his vibrating bed.

Punchy meets Layla for the first time outside class, and they make a romantic trip to [[McDonald's]] where Punchy demands that "da freedom fries" not be invaded by salt. Outside class, Reginald is contemplating suicide when he is approached by Angelica who listens to his pathetic tale of woe and, possibly due to use of narcotic substances, invites him over for dinner. Back in class, Ms. Jackaras's death is nonchalantly announced by her sister, who then hands out the exam scores. Also note that Ivy, despite not doing the course as she's "holding out for Chris", gets a passing grade, along with everyone else in the class except for [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cwash]].

===Original Version===

[[Ivy Q&A#Layla and Punchy|According to Ivy]], Chris originally planned to make this episode much raunchier than usual. Specifically, Punchy was supposed to bone Layla in the ladies room at McDonald's (specifically the [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicapped]] stall), and Reginald was supposed to [[Bob_Walks_In|walk in on it]]. Also, at some unspecified point Reginald was going to slash Punchy's tires in a fit of insane stalker jealousy. The bathroom scenario was apparently based on a fantasy Chris kept bringing up in his conversations with Ivy.

Ivy believes those ideas were eventually discarded from the final version because Chris thought they might elicit a negative response from [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]], and not because of the fact that it's incredibly fucked up.

==Episode 20: CWC-Defense==
{{Resources
| title = CWC-Defense
| facebook =https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/media_set?set=a.915813345179812.1073741851.100002534669114&type=3 ''Episode 20''
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_32 ''Episode 20''
| videobook =Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook#Episode_20{{!}} ''Episode 20''
| sonichusite =archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic10P2.htm ''Episode 20''
| audiobook =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6NXqfABNo&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=34 ''Ep. 20 Part 1''
| audiobook2 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgsxEOB78w4&index=35&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 20 Part 2''
| audiobook3 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmpR6lpmey4&index=36&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 20 Part 3''
| audiobook4 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PINO6pA4G_s&index=37&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 20 Part 4''
| audiobook5 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbdn_ElZCfs&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=38 ''Ep. 20 Part 5''
| audiobook6 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XSs5iksAeo&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=39 ''Ep. 20 Part 6''
| audiobook7 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2KphT6WS6k&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=40 ''Ep. 20 Part 7''}}

The full plot of Episode 20 was unknown for a long time, but it was expected to be the climactic resolution of the battle of [[CWCville]] seen in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], with the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] renewing their attack, the [[electric hedgehog]]s finally gathering the [[Sonichu Balls]] to free [[Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]], and [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] at last escaping the Time Void. Now that the comic is finally released, the word "anticlimax" comes to mind for some reason.

The episode begins with [[BILLY MAYS]] explaining that he was never Mayor of CWCville, just in case anybody hadn't heard Chris say so in the previous four months. He endorses [[Allison Amber]] as the true interim mayor, and urges readers to respect Chris and CWCville. In a sidenote, Chris asks Billy to please come back someday, suggesting that he may really not understand anything about death.

===Invasion: CWCville!===
The story opens in earnest with [[Silvana Rosechu]], [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] scouting CWCville for an impending invasion. Meanwhile, at 14 Brunchville Lane, [[Sonichu]] tells [[Rosechu]] about an online fan [[#sonichu|chat]] with some [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]]. After expressing appreciation for his gay fanbase, Sonichu immediately launches into a bizarre tirade about gay fans who have interpreted Sonichu as a homosexual icon. Eager to comfort him, Rosechu offers to fuck him right in the middle of the laundry room, but thankfully, they're cockblocked by an attack on CWCville by the PVCC and [[Mary Lee Walsh]].

At [[CWCville Shopping Center]], Acting Mayor Allison Amber is alerted to the attack and mobilizes the city's defenses. Besides the local police, she summons two groups never before seen in the series: CWCville's own team of [[Power Rangers]], and The [[Samurai Pizza Bots]].

The story then focuses on various locales throughout the city as the main characters fight off PVCC forces. Punchy and Layla battle [[Jerkops]] in the streets. Simonla and Wild defend CWCville Forest from Jerkops [[Chris and reality|driving through the trees]] in [[Punislav|transforming squad cars]]. Reginald and Angelica destroy several [[Decepti-Clone|Decepti-Clones]] at the church where the latter lives. On the waterfront, Blake and Bubbles intercept an entire fleet of [[Scoundrals As Vessels|S.A.V.'s]]. On the city's east side, Sonichu and Rosechu confront Jerkops and Punislav robots. While Sonichu uses his typical powers, Rosechu attacks with some sort of lightning sword which she has never used before. Back at the mall, [[Patti-chan]] generates a magical barrier to repel the Jerkop army, while [[Zapina]], [[Darkbind Sonichu]], [[Jamsta]], and [[Lolisa]] fight Jerkops. Jamsta and Lolisa don't use any kind of special powers, possibly because they don't have any.

Over the skies of CWCville, [[Magi-Chan]] crashes a Crackder into a nearby body of water. He attempts to down an entire squadron of them this way, but he is ambushed by Silvana. The two claim to have met before, but it's brushed aside as Magi-chan tries to woo Silvana to the side of good. He claims he can restore her to her original gender, but Silvana refuses to abandon her "papa" Graduon, and they prepare to do battle.

Back at the mall, Wes-Li Sonichu reports to Mary Lee Walsh that they can't break through its defenses and that the "True Police" and "Outter Forces" have been holding the Jerkops back. She agrees to fly over the mall and back them up.

On the East Side, CWCville paramedics load defeated Jerkops into ambulances for "unbrainwashing". Sonichu is beginning to tire out from the battle, when Chris's Sonichumobile appears with a hologram of Chris in the driver's seat. It then transforms into [[Son-Chu]], who leads the other Autobots/Samurai Pizza Bots into the fray. During the skirmish, an awning collapses onto Sonichu, setting up the comic adaptation of [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]]. While Sonichu is distracted, a Punislav captures Rosechu and flees the battlefield. Sonichu hears he screams and bursts out from under the awning to chase after her.

Elsewhere, S.A.V's set fire to an apartment building. Unable to escape, a woman opens the window and tosses out two Poké Balls, revealing [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[Blazebob Sonichu]]... just mere moments before the building explodes. A headband lands on the ground, revealing that their Trainer was none other than [[PandaHalo]]. As they mourn her death, the CWCville fire department arrives, and their chief demands that they help defend the city, as he assumes they are part of CWCville's defense force. Chloe attempts to explain that they're visitors from out of town, but Blazebob suggests that they help save the city to honor Panda's memory.

Meanwhile, Sonichu continues to race after the Punislav who captured Rosechu. He encounters an S.A.V. on the way, and dispatches it in a manner again based on [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]]. Chris adds a note demanding that timmy1984 update his videos to conform to this version.

[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|[[Liquid Chris]] in furry form]]

Magi-Chan conveniently tells Sonichu where Rosechu is and who's waiting for him. As Sonichu rushes to CWCville park, he's ambushed by [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]], a brown sonichu who seeks to take away credit from the other Electric Hedgehogs. After a brief struggle, Sonichu slashes at IBA's chest with Iron Tail. This changes him back into his [[Liquid Chris|human form]] and destroys his medallion as well. In contrast to [[Gun Comic|Chris's battle with Liquid]], Sonichu calls over an ambulance to tend to IBA's injuries. Before the medics can take him away, [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Devil Trolls]] from under the ground use their hair to grab IBA and drag him into the earth to safety.

===Showdown in CWCville Park===
Later, Sonichu arrives at CWCville Park to find Rosechu, unconscious and in the grips of the Punislav. With the Punislav are [[Eggman]], [[Reldnahc]] and [[Giovanni]], who threaten to kill Rosechu unless Sonichu swears loyalty to Reldnahc and makes him mayor of CWCville. Whether or not Sonichu actually has the authority to appoint a new mayor, he refuses. Before Giovanni can compel him to reconsider, [[Bionic]] blindsides him with a basketball, while [[Darkbind]] severs the Punislav's hand, releasing Rosechu. Sonichu wakes her up and cries like a bitch when she asks him what happened.

As Bionic and Darkbind explain what brought them to the battle, Reldnahc notices Bionic and seeks revenge for being hospitalized in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. He quickly throws a Poké Ball at Bionic's head, releasing a [[Pokémon|Nidoking]]. At first, the Nidoking overwhelms Bionic, until Sonichu kicks mud in its face. Magi-Chan explains that this weakens Nidokings, but Bionic ignores this advice and proceeds to beat the shit out of it.

Once the Nidoking faints, Reldnahc puts it back in its ball and attacks Bionic directly with his own dark version of Chris's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], the Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo Wave. Unfazed by this power, Bionic simply catches the energy and plays with it like a basketball, before finally bouncing it back at Reldnahc. Struck by his own "Curse of Embarassment", Reldnahc suddenly pisses and [[shit|shits]] himself. Completely humiliated by Bionic once again, Reldnahc teleports away in shame. Giovanni gathers the fallen Robotnik and they escape in Robotnik's vehicle.

The story suddenly flashes back to Magi-Chan, depicting his victory over Silvana in psychic combat. We then return to the present, where [[Megagi]] appears for no reason in a cheerleader's outfit to celebrate Bionic's triumph over Reldnahc.

===Also, a Bunch of Other Stuff Happened===
Magi-Chan summons Sonichu and Rosechu to reinforce the defense of the Mall. On the way, he telepathically fills them in on everything that's been going on that Chris didn't feel like drawing. While some Jerkops were successfully captured and sent off to be unbrainwashed, a lot of them were killed in the fighting. For some reason, the ''U.S. Army'' isn't entering the city, but rather is just picking up the defeated Decepti-Clones to recycle as scrap metal. Magi-Chan informs the reader that the "CWC-Power Rangers" dispatched [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], who were turned into giants for the invasion. Finally, he tells Sonichu that Ivy was trapped in an elevator at the Mall, and during the battle the floor dropped out from under her, causing her to be strangled to death on the cables.

Chris includes a note to commemorate Ivy's death, but he neglects to spell her name properly.

===Endgame===
[[Image:Dirty trick.jpg|thumb|Count Graduon prevents Slaweel from falling to her death after Sonichu knocks her off her broom. To Christian, this constitutes a "[[Sandy Rosechu|dirty trick]]".]]
After all of the fighting, the parking lot surrounding the mall is nothing more than a bombed out wasteland. Mary Lee Walsh arrives at the dome first, but before she can cast her spell to remove the magic barrier, Sonichu and Rosechu show up. Wasting no time, Sonichu runs up the side of the building and launches himself into the air. Sonichu yanks Mary's broom away, but before she can fall, Count Graduon creates a magic platform for her. Sonichu then leaps down onto the platform and challenges Walsh to single combat.

As Rosechu looks on from below, [[Women's Rights|doing absolutely nothing]] to assist Sonichu, Slaweel strikes with her pitchfork, then fires a bunch of purple orbs, Sonichu dodging all of them. Sonichu counters with a shot from his finger, knocking the pitchfork from her hand. As he spin-dashes towards her, Slaweel raises up a barrier to protect herself, but Sonichu shatters it with a Flash Kick (a la Guile), knocking Slaweel off the platform. She catches herself on the edge, but Graduon refuses to help her. Instead, Sonichu helps her back onto the platform, and as he leaps down to rejoin Rosechu, Mary decides to give up and go home.

On the ground, Rosechu catches Sonichu and asks why he saved Mary's life. Sonichu says that, as a hero, he couldn't let her die and that only Chris is allowed to land [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|the final blow]]. Why Sonichu let her ''escape'' is never discussed.

The story ends with the Chaotic Combo and their various mates gathered at the mall entrance. Sonichu declares that they need to clean up the city and get [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] back to watch [[Mary Poppins]]. The fact that their beloved city has been turned into a war zone apparently [[Chris and death|doesn't faze them]].

===Epilogue===
About a month later (9 August 2008), Wild spots an opening in the [[Time Void]] over CWCville Forest. Magi-Chan teleports in to explain that the moment has finally arrived to retrieve their "[[Chris|master and creator]]". Using Wild's vine-lines as a tether, Magi-Chan floats into the Time Void, and finds Chris. After Wild yanks them both back out, Chris explains to them his [[Sonichu 10|plans]], transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and races back to the city.

On the final page, Chris declares that once he has concluded his business in the next issue, he will no longer feature his "[[Excel Saga|Nabeshin-like intrusions]]" in the story, and the continuity of the comic will finally be separated from Chris's own reality. Indeed, [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]] would feature Chris to the exclusion of everyone else, almost as if he was making up for lost time.

==Extras==
[[File:MarriedWithChildren.png|thumb|Turns out they haven't been living in sin.]]
The comic ends, as most of Chris's comics do, with a few bonus pages. The first of these pages is simply the cover of ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' for the PS2, which is kind of odd considering he'd been playing the [[PS3]] for two years when this issue was published. The next page is some sort of PSA that Sonichu and Rosechu got married in [[2006]], but kept it a secret from everybody for three years for no reason at all. This image also features their three abominable [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|kids]] who are equal parts [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|disgusting]] and [[slow-in-the-minds|stupid]]. The issue wraps up with Chris displaying his knowledge of [[CADD]] (or lack thereof) with horrible diagrams of [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] and [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]]'s homes, and a full-size scan of the caricature Chris used on the billboard earlier in the book. Unsurprisingly, the art is of a much higher caliber than [[Chris and art|anything]] that Chris could create.
{{clear}}
==Revised Edition==
In September 2015, Chris released his revised version of Sonichu #9 onto [[Facebook]]. His [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcons]] were intended to erase references to trolls [[Ivy]] and [[Panda Halo]], and make himself appear less homophobic. His characteristic sloppiness and inattentiveness cause him to fail at both projects. He attempts to turn Ivy into a new character named Yasmine Clemen, but retains Ivy's name on several pages. Similarly, he tries to retcon "Team Panda Halo" as "Team Halo Calibur," but here too he overlooks a reference. Most confusing of all, while he pays lip service to "diversity" and personal choice, he still calls his enemies "homos," and villainous [[Naitsirhc]] still looks like a refugee from a leather bar.

<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|Sonichu #9 Version Comparison
|-
!Page Number
!Original Version
!Revised Version
!Notes
|-
|5
|[[File:SchuComic9P5.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp5.jpg|120px|center]]
|Ivy renamed as Yasmine.
|-
|8
|[[File:SchuComic9P8.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp8.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|The psychic link-up between Ivy and Chris is replaced with a black-and-white dream sequence in which "Yasmine" is rescued from a dragon by a mounted female knight.
|-
|9
|[[File:SchuComic9P9.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp9.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|The dream sequence continues, sacrilegiously replacing GodJesus's holy pronouncements on eternal love between Chris and Ivy.
|-
|12
|[[File:SchuComic9P12.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp12.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Yasmine/Ivy no longer wants to "hold out" for Chris, but she is still distraught at being paired with George Philip. Chris has pointedly renamed her "YASMINE CLEMEN, A.K.A FakeFromAnon."
|-
|27
|[[File:SchuComic9P27.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp29.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Instead of Ivy waiting for her God-promised sweetheart, Yasmine is perplexed by her lesbian fantasy of "Silva Meir."
|-
|38
|[[File:SchuComic9P38.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp38.jpg|framless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Chris clumsily tries to erase his old homophobia, calling CWCville "diverse." However, he sticks with the word "homo" and affirms that both he and Sonichu are "straight." The stress makes him want to turn asexual.
|-
|39
|[[File:SchuComic9P39.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp39.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Instead of freaking out over the possibility of becoming a homo, Chris calmly instructs his readers not to mislabel people.
|-
|75
|[[File:SchuComic9P75.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp75.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Team Panda-Halo is renamed Team Halo Calibur. Panda's memorial is deleted.
|-
|92
|[[File:SchuComic9P92.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp92.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|The lengthy description of Ivy's death is removed. Her memorial is relegated to the memory hole.
|}

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
{{collapsible
|Episode 19
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:SchuComic9P1.jpg
File:SchuComic9P2.jpg
File:SchuComic9P3.jpg
File:SchuComic9P4.jpg
File:SchuComic9P5.jpg
File:SchuComic9P6.jpg
File:SchuComic9P7.jpg
File:SchuComic9P8.jpg
File:SchuComic9P9.jpg
File:SchuComic9P10.jpg
File:SchuComic9P11.jpg
File:SchuComic9P12.jpg
File:SchuComic9P13.jpg
File:SchuComic9P14.jpg
File:SchuComic9P15.jpg
File:SchuComic9P16.jpg
File:SchuComic9P17.jpg
File:SchuComic9P18.jpg
File:SchuComic9P19.jpg
File:SchuComic9P20.jpg
File:SchuComic9P21.jpg
File:SchuComic9P22.jpg
File:SchuComic9P23.jpg
File:SchuComic9P24.jpg
File:SchuComic9P25.jpg
File:SchuComic9P26.jpg
File:SchuComic9P27.jpg
File:SchuComic9P28.jpg
File:SchuComic9P29.jpg
File:SchuComic9P30.jpg
File:SchuComic9P31.jpg
</gallery>}}</center>

<center>{{collapsible
|Episode 20
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:SchuComic9P32.jpg
File:SchuComic9P33.jpg
File:SchuComic9P34.jpg
File:SchuComic9P35.jpg
File:SchuComic9P36.jpg
File:SchuComic9P37.jpg
File:SchuComic9P38.jpg
File:SchuComic9P39.jpg
File:SchuComic9P40.jpg
File:SchuComic9P41.jpg
File:SchuComic9P42.jpg
File:SchuComic9P43.jpg
File:SchuComic9P44.jpg
File:SchuComic9P45.jpg
File:SchuComic9P46.jpg
File:SchuComic9P47.jpg
File:SchuComic9P48.jpg
File:SchuComic9P49.jpg
File:SchuComic9P50.jpg
File:SchuComic9P51.jpg
File:SchuComic9P52.jpg
File:SchuComic9P53.jpg
File:SchuComic9P54.jpg
File:SchuComic9P55.jpg
File:SchuComic9P56.jpg
File:SchuComic9P57.jpg
File:SchuComic9P58.jpg
File:SchuComic9P59.jpg
File:SchuComic9P60.jpg
File:SchuComic9P61.jpg
File:SchuComic9P62.jpg
File:SchuComic9P63.jpg
File:SchuComic9P64.jpg
File:SchuComic9P65.jpg
File:SchuComic9P66.jpg
File:SchuComic9P67.jpg
File:SchuComic9P69.jpg
File:SchuComic9P70.jpg
File:SchuComic9P71.jpg
File:SchuComic9P72.jpg
File:SchuComic9P73.jpg
File:SchuComic9P74.jpg
File:SchuComic9P75.jpg
File:SchuComic9P76.jpg
File:SchuComic9P77.jpg
File:SchuComic9P78.jpg
File:SchuComic9P79.jpg
File:SchuComic9P80.jpg
File:SchuComic9P81.jpg
File:SchuComic9P82.jpg
File:SchuComic9P83.jpg
File:SchuComic9P84.jpg
File:SchuComic9P85.jpg
File:SchuComic9P86.jpg
File:SchuComic9P87.jpg
File:SchuComic9P88.jpg
File:SchuComic9P89.jpg
File:SchuComic9P90.jpg
File:SchuComic9P91.jpg
File:SchuComic9P92.jpg
File:SchuComic9P93.jpg
File:SchuComic9P94.jpg
File:SchuComic9P95.jpg
File:SchuComic9P96.jpg
File:SchuComic9P97.jpg
File:SchuComic9P98.jpg
File:SchuComic9P99.jpg
File:SchuComic9P100.jpg
</gallery>}}</center>

<center>{{collapsible
|Extras
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:SchuComic9P101.jpg
File:SchuComic9P102.jpg
File:SchuComic9P103.jpg
File:SchuComic9P104.jpg
File:SchuComic9P105.jpg
File:SchuComic9P106.jpg
File:SchuComic9CWC Characiture.jpg
</gallery>}}</center>

==External links==
* Episode 19 [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_1 Comic]
* Episode 20 [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_32 Comic]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]
[[Category: Ivy Saga]]
[[Category: Liquid Saga]]

Sonichu 9

2017-12-22T17:01:47Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #9
| cover = SchuComic9.jpg
| coverdate = 1 December 2008
| finishedcomic = 7 December 2009
| pagecount = 101
| episodes = 19-20
| previous = [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]
| next = [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]
}}'''''Sonichu'' #9''' is the tenth issue of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic book. It depicts Chris's return from the [[Time Void]] he fell into in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], as well as the canonical version of the sequence depicted in [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]].

The issue sees the debut of [[Reginald Sneasel]], [[Layla Flaaffy]], [[Ivy]], and [[GodJesus]]. [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s marriage and children are acknowledged for the first time since Chris introduced the [[retcon]] in [[August 2009]].

Confusion about what ''Sonichu'' #9 is and is not arises from the fact that Chris published a preview of Episode 21, scheduled for [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] before beginning work on [[Episode 18]] for [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]; [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|many]] have mistakenly referred to one or both of these stories as Issue 9. However, the exceptionals at [[CWCki]] have always been able to keep track of the True and Honest continuity, and know ''Sonichu'' #9 features Episodes 19 and 20. Chris himself has confirmed this on [[CWCipedia]].

''Sonichu'' #9 was the longest ''Sonichu'' issue on record, at 107 pages including extras, until it was beaten by [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]. Counting only the episode pages, it is identical in length to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], at 101 pages. The comic took just over a year to complete, and in that time many [[sagas]] came and went, reflected in throwaway plot elements such as [[PandaHalo]] and [[Ivy]]'s deaths and the appearance of [[Liquid Chris]].

It should be noted that the cover art for ''Sonichu'' #9 features the first instance of Chris trying to hypersexualise [[Rosechu]]. While [[Sonichu]], [[Bionic]] and the others are all running into battle, Rosechu still finds the time to lift her skirt and [[Chris and art|<s>pull bananas from it</s>]] pull out a sword made of electricity.

==Production==
[[Image:Sonichu 9 release graph.png|thumb|right|''Sonichu'' #9 release activity. Note that for earlier pages, this only tracks when the images were uploaded to CWCipedia.]]
Work on the issue began as early as December 2008 when Chris drew the cover, although progress had stalled due to the stress of coping with the [[trolls]] demanding MOAR COMIX. In a departure from his normal publishing procedure, Chris released the content of this issue section-by-section: The first three pages of Episode 19 were released on [[March 2009|30 March 2009]], followed by the rest of the episode on [[April 2009|12 April 2009]]; the story would not be fully colored and lettered until [[July 2009]]. Pages from Episode 20 quickly followed beginning on [[August 2009|August 8th]], suggesting Chris has finally gotten his focus back, perhaps due to competition from [[CChanSonichuCWC|the impostor]]. Production halted after this, but new pages were made in [[October 2009]] due to external forces pressuring him in finishing Episode 20 to solve a copyright dispute.

From the day the cover was drawn on 1 December [[2008]] to the day the final page was uploaded on 7 [[December 2009]], ''Sonichu'' #9 took just over a full year to complete (longer than any previous issue), demonstrating that even if Chris could draw, he couldn't produce enough material to keep a steady job in the comics industry.

Due to [[trolls|continuing issues]] with webhosting, ''Sonichu'' #9's rolling debut has spanned no less than four different websites: [[sonichuandrosechu.com]], [[cwcville.com]], [[CWCipedia]], and Chris's [[DeviantART]] account.

==Cover==
The cover depicts the entire [[Chaotic Combo]] as if about to go into battle. It is presumably a montage scene, and is most notable for prominently featuring [[Rosechu]] in the process of pulling bananas out of her skirt.
{{-}}
==Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)==
{{Resources
| title = Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)
| facebook =https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/media_set?set=a.915813345179812.1073741851.100002534669114&type=3 ''Episode 19''
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_1 ''Episode 19''
| videobook =Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook#Episode_19{{!}}''Episode 19''
| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic10P1.htm ''Episode 19''
| audiobook =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhKvPAlM44Y&index=30&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 19 Part 1''
| audiobook2 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvRMq3O1d54&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=31 ''Ep. 19 Part 2''
| audiobook3 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_my7ZFpMhxE&index=32&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 19 Part 3''
| audiobook4 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5tzpvXCVPk&index=33&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 19 Part 4''}}
This episode is based around our heroes attending "[[Dating education]]" classes, because although they've spent years training in dojos and fighting the world's most [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (comics)|villainous enemies]], none of them is able to talk to the opposite sex.

The comic opens with [[Punchy Sonichu|Punchy]] announcing his intention to ace the class and make [[Angelica]] his woman, while [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] orders [[Zapina]] into the high-school version of the class to pick up sixteen-year-old boys, taught by [[Sarah Jackson|Ms. Jackaras]]. One boy named "[[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]]" is jealous of Punchy for being paired up with the girl he likes, [[Layla]]. [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] is paired with Simonla. Some ''[[South Park]]'' knockoffs are paired together. [[Ivy]] ([[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2|after Julie was written out]]), shows no interest in her pairing because she and Chris had the same dream where [[GodJesus]] showed up and explain that Chris and Ivy are meant to be together, even though, at this point, the two had never met.

Ms. Jackaras orders the class to socialize with their chosen partners anonymously over instant message chat, which is apparently more beneficial than face-to-face interaction. Punchy soon forgets all about Angelica as he speaks to Layla over IM and dreams his dreams of [[china]]. However, the jealous Reginald tries to cock block Punchy by cutting the cable on the computer, thus separating Layla and Punchy over IM. Sadly, his plan fails as Punchy merely asks [[Wild Sonichu]] to cross over to the other side of the room and ask Layla out for him. Layla totally says yes.

While Wild is doing Punchy's dirty-work for him, he glances at Simonla's computer monitor and concludes that he has been IM'ing with her all along. He takes advantage of this situation by taking her back to his place and showing her his vibrating bed.

Punchy meets Layla for the first time outside class, and they make a romantic trip to [[McDonald's]] where Punchy demands that "da freedom fries" not be invaded by salt. Outside class, Reginald is contemplating suicide when he is approached by Angelica who listens to his pathetic tale of woe and, possibly due to use of narcotic substances, invites him over for dinner. Back in class, Ms. Jackaras's death is nonchalantly announced by her sister, who then hands out the exam scores. Also note that Ivy, despite not doing the course as she's "holding out for Chris", gets a passing grade, along with everyone else in the class except for [[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cwash]].

===Original Version===

[[Ivy Q&A#Layla and Punchy|According to Ivy]], Chris originally planned to make this episode much raunchier than usual. Specifically, Punchy was supposed to bone Layla in the ladies room at McDonald's (specifically the [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicapped]] stall), and Reginald was supposed to [[Bob_Walks_In|walk in on it]]. Also, at some unspecified point Reginald was going to slash Punchy's tires in a fit of insane stalker jealousy. The bathroom scenario was apparently based on a fantasy Chris kept bringing up in his conversations with Ivy.

Ivy believes those ideas were eventually discarded from the final version because Chris thought they might elicit a negative response from [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]], and not because of the fact that it's incredibly fucked up.

==Episode 20: CWC-Defense==
{{Resources
| title = CWC-Defense
| facebook =https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/media_set?set=a.915813345179812.1073741851.100002534669114&type=3 ''Episode 20''
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_32 ''Episode 20''
| videobook =Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook#Episode_20{{!}} ''Episode 20''
| sonichusite =archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic10P2.htm ''Episode 20''
| audiobook =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6NXqfABNo&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=34 ''Ep. 20 Part 1''
| audiobook2 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgsxEOB78w4&index=35&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 20 Part 2''
| audiobook3 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmpR6lpmey4&index=36&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 20 Part 3''
| audiobook4 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PINO6pA4G_s&index=37&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Ep. 20 Part 4''
| audiobook5 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbdn_ElZCfs&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=38 ''Ep. 20 Part 5''
| audiobook6 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XSs5iksAeo&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=39 ''Ep. 20 Part 6''
| audiobook7 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2KphT6WS6k&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=40 ''Ep. 20 Part 7''}}

The full plot of Episode 20 was unknown for a long time, but it was expected to be the climactic resolution of the battle of [[CWCville]] seen in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], with the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] renewing their attack, the [[electric hedgehog]]s finally gathering the [[Sonichu Balls]] to free [[Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]], and [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] at last escaping the Time Void. Now that the comic is finally released, the word "anticlimax" comes to mind for some reason.

The episode begins with [[BILLY MAYS]] explaining that he was never Mayor of CWCville, just in case anybody hadn't heard Chris say so in the previous four months. He endorses [[Allison Amber]] as the true interim mayor, and urges readers to respect Chris and CWCville. In a sidenote, Chris asks Billy to please come back someday, suggesting that he may really not understand anything about death.

===Invasion: CWCville!===
The story opens in earnest with [[Silvana Rosechu]], [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] scouting CWCville for an impending invasion. Meanwhile, at 14 Brunchville Lane, [[Sonichu]] tells [[Rosechu]] about an online fan [[#sonichu|chat]] with some [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]]. After expressing appreciation for his gay fanbase, Sonichu immediately launches into a bizarre tirade about gay fans who have interpreted Sonichu as a homosexual icon. Eager to comfort him, Rosechu offers to fuck him right in the middle of the laundry room, but thankfully, they're cockblocked by an attack on CWCville by the PVCC and [[Mary Lee Walsh]].

At [[CWCville Shopping Center]], Acting Mayor Allison Amber is alerted to the attack and mobilizes the city's defenses. Besides the local police, she summons two groups never before seen in the series: CWCville's own team of [[Power Rangers]], and The [[Samurai Pizza Bots]].

The story then focuses on various locales throughout the city as the main characters fight off PVCC forces. Punchy and Layla battle [[Jerkops]] in the streets. Simonla and Wild defend CWCville Forest from Jerkops [[Chris and reality|driving through the trees]] in [[Punislav|transforming squad cars]]. Reginald and Angelica destroy several [[Decepti-Clone|Decepti-Clones]] at the church where the latter lives. On the waterfront, Blake and Bubbles intercept an entire fleet of [[Scoundrals As Vessels|S.A.V.'s]]. On the city's east side, Sonichu and Rosechu confront Jerkops and Punislav robots. While Sonichu uses his typical powers, Rosechu attacks with some sort of lightning sword which she has never used before. Back at the mall, [[Patti-chan]] generates a magical barrier to repel the Jerkop army, while [[Zapina]], [[Darkbind Sonichu]], [[Jamsta]], and [[Lolisa]] fight Jerkops. Jamsta and Lolisa don't use any kind of special powers, possibly because they don't have any.

Over the skies of CWCville, [[Magi-Chan]] crashes a Crackder into a nearby body of water. He attempts to down an entire squadron of them this way, but he is ambushed by Silvana. The two claim to have met before, but it's brushed aside as Magi-chan tries to woo Silvana to the side of good. He claims he can restore her to her original gender, but Silvana refuses to abandon her "papa" Graduon, and they prepare to do battle.

Back at the mall, Wes-Li Sonichu reports to Mary Lee Walsh that they can't break through its defenses and that the "True Police" and "Outter Forces" have been holding the Jerkops back. She agrees to fly over the mall and back them up.

On the East Side, CWCville paramedics load defeated Jerkops into ambulances for "unbrainwashing". Sonichu is beginning to tire out from the battle, when Chris's Sonichumobile appears with a hologram of Chris in the driver's seat. It then transforms into [[Son-Chu]], who leads the other Autobots/Samurai Pizza Bots into the fray. During the skirmish, an awning collapses onto Sonichu, setting up the comic adaptation of [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]]. While Sonichu is distracted, a Punislav captures Rosechu and flees the battlefield. Sonichu hears he screams and bursts out from under the awning to chase after her.

Elsewhere, S.A.V's set fire to an apartment building. Unable to escape, a woman opens the window and tosses out two Poké Balls, revealing [[Chloe Rosechu]] and [[Blazebob Sonichu]]... just mere moments before the building explodes. A headband lands on the ground, revealing that their Trainer was none other than [[PandaHalo]]. As they mourn her death, the CWCville fire department arrives, and their chief demands that they help defend the city, as he assumes they are part of CWCville's defense force. Chloe attempts to explain that they're visitors from out of town, but Blazebob suggests that they help save the city to honor Panda's memory.

Meanwhile, Sonichu continues to race after the Punislav who captured Rosechu. He encounters an S.A.V. on the way, and dispatches it in a manner again based on [[Sonichu Fan Promo|timmy1984's Sonichu fan videos]]. Chris adds a note demanding that timmy1984 update his videos to conform to this version.

[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|[[Liquid Chris]] in furry form]]

Magi-Chan conveniently tells Sonichu where Rosechu is and who's waiting for him. As Sonichu rushes to CWCville park, he's ambushed by [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]], a brown sonichu who seeks to take away credit from the other Electric Hedgehogs. After a brief struggle, Sonichu slashes at IBA's chest with Iron Tail. This changes him back into his [[Liquid Chris|human form]] and destroys his medallion as well. In contrast to [[Gun Comic|Chris's battle with Liquid]], Sonichu calls over an ambulance to tend to IBA's injuries. Before the medics can take him away, [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Devil Trolls]] from under the ground use their hair to grab IBA and drag him into the earth to safety.

===Showdown in CWCville Park===
Later, Sonichu arrives at CWCville Park to find Rosechu, unconscious and in the grips of the Punislav. With the Punislav are [[Eggman]], [[Reldnahc]] and [[Giovanni]], who threaten to kill Rosechu unless Sonichu swears loyalty to Reldnahc and makes him mayor of CWCville. Whether or not Sonichu actually has the authority to appoint a new mayor, he refuses. Before Giovanni can compel him to reconsider, [[Bionic]] blindsides him with a basketball, while [[Darkbind]] severs the Punislav's hand, releasing Rosechu. Sonichu wakes her up and cries like a bitch when she asks him what happened.

As Bionic and Darkbind explain what brought them to the battle, Reldnahc notices Bionic and seeks revenge for being hospitalized in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. He quickly throws a Poké Ball at Bionic's head, releasing a [[Pokémon|Nidoking]]. At first, the Nidoking overwhelms Bionic, until Sonichu kicks mud in its face. Magi-Chan explains that this weakens Nidokings, but Bionic ignores this advice and proceeds to beat the shit out of it.

Once the Nidoking faints, Reldnahc puts it back in its ball and attacks Bionic directly with his own dark version of Chris's [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]], the Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo Wave. Unfazed by this power, Bionic simply catches the energy and plays with it like a basketball, before finally bouncing it back at Reldnahc. Struck by his own "Curse of Embarassment", Reldnahc suddenly pisses and [[shit|shits]] himself. Completely humiliated by Bionic once again, Reldnahc teleports away in shame. Giovanni gathers the fallen Robotnik and they escape in Robotnik's vehicle.

The story suddenly flashes back to Magi-Chan, depicting his victory over Silvana in psychic combat. We then return to the present, where [[Megagi]] appears for no reason in a cheerleader's outfit to celebrate Bionic's triumph over Reldnahc.

===Also, a Bunch of Other Stuff Happened===
Magi-Chan summons Sonichu and Rosechu to reinforce the defense of the Mall. On the way, he telepathically fills them in on everything that's been going on that Chris didn't feel like drawing. While some Jerkops were successfully captured and sent off to be unbrainwashed, a lot of them were killed in the fighting. For some reason, the ''U.S. Army'' isn't entering the city, but rather is just picking up the defeated Decepti-Clones to recycle as scrap metal. Magi-Chan informs the reader that the "CWC-Power Rangers" dispatched [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], who were turned into giants for the invasion. Finally, he tells Sonichu that Ivy was trapped in an elevator at the Mall, and during the battle the floor dropped out from under her, causing her to be strangled to death on the cables.

Chris includes a note to commemorate Ivy's death, but he neglects to spell her name properly.

===Endgame===
[[Image:Dirty trick.jpg|thumb|Count Graduon prevents Slaweel from falling to her death after Sonichu knocks her off her broom. To Christian, this constitutes a "[[Sandy Rosechu|dirty trick]]".]]
After all of the fighting, the parking lot surrounding the mall is nothing more than a bombed out wasteland. Mary Lee Walsh arrives at the dome first, but before she can cast her spell to remove the magic barrier, Sonichu and Rosechu show up. Wasting no time, Sonichu runs up the side of the building and launches himself into the air. Sonichu yanks Mary's broom away, but before she can fall, Count Graduon creates a magic platform for her. Sonichu then leaps down onto the platform and challenges Walsh to single combat.

As Rosechu looks on from below, [[Women's Rights|doing absolutely nothing]] to assist Sonichu, Slaweel strikes with her pitchfork, then fires a bunch of purple orbs, Sonichu dodging all of them. Sonichu counters with a shot from his finger, knocking the pitchfork from her hand. As he spin-dashes towards her, Slaweel raises up a barrier to protect herself, but Sonichu shatters it with a Flash Kick (a la Guile), knocking Slaweel off the platform. She catches herself on the edge, but Graduon refuses to help her. Instead, Sonichu helps her back onto the platform, and as he leaps down to rejoin Rosechu, Mary decides to give up and go home.

On the ground, Rosechu catches Sonichu and asks why he saved Mary's life. Sonichu says that, as a hero, he couldn't let her die and that only Chris is allowed to land [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|the final blow]]. Why Sonichu let her ''escape'' is never discussed.

The story ends with the Chaotic Combo and their various mates gathered at the mall entrance. Sonichu declares that they need to clean up the city and get [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] back to watch [[Mary Poppins]]. The fact that their beloved city has been turned into a war zone apparently [[Chris and death|doesn't faze them]].

===Epilogue===
About a month later (9 August 2008), Wild spots an opening in the [[Time Void]] over CWCville Forest. Magi-Chan teleports in to explain that the moment has finally arrived to retrieve their "[[Chris|master and creator]]". Using Wild's vine-lines as a tether, Magi-Chan floats into the Time Void, and finds Chris. After Wild yanks them both back out, Chris explains to them his [[Sonichu 10|plans]], transforms into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], and races back to the city.

On the final page, Chris declares that once he has concluded his business in the next issue, he will no longer feature his "[[Excel Saga|Nabeshin-like intrusions]]" in the story, and the continuity of the comic will finally be separated from Chris's own reality. Indeed, [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]] would feature Chris to the exclusion of everyone else, almost as if he was making up for lost time.

==Extras==
[[File:MarriedWithChildren.png|thumb|Turns out they haven't been living in sin.]]
The comic ends, as most of Chris's comics do, with a few bonus pages. The first of these pages is simply the cover of ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' for the PS2, which is kind of odd considering he'd been playing the [[PS3]] for two years when this issue was published. The next page is some sort of PSA that Sonichu and Rosechu got married in [[2006]], but kept it a secret from everybody for three years for no reason at all. This image also features their three abominable [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|kids]] who are equal parts [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|disgusting]] and [[slow-in-the-minds|stupid]]. The issue wraps up with Chris displaying his knowledge of [[CADD]] (or lack thereof) with horrible diagrams of [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] and [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]]'s homes, and a full-size scan of the caricature Chris used on the billboard earlier in the book. Unsurprisingly, the art is of a much higher caliber than [[Chris and art|anything]] that Chris could create.
{{clear}}
==Revised Edition==
In September 2015, Chris released his revised version of Sonichu #9 onto [[Facebook]]. His [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcons]] were intended to erase references to trolls [[Ivy]] and [[Panda Halo]], and make himself appear less homophobic. His characteristic sloppiness and inattentiveness cause him to fail at both projects. He attempts to turn Ivy into a new character named Yasmine Clemen, but retains Ivy's name on several pages. Similarly, he tries to retcon "Team Panda Halo" as "Team Halo Calibur," but here too he overlooks a reference. Most confusing of all, while he pays lip service to "diversity" and personal choice, he still calls his enemies "homos," and villainous [[Naitsirhc]] still looks like a refugee from a leather bar.

<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|Sonichu #9 Version Comparison
|-
!Page Number
!Original Version
!Revised Version
!Notes
|-
|5
|[[File:SchuComic9P5.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp5.jpg|120px|center]]
|Ivy renamed as Yasmine.
|-
|8
|[[File:SchuComic9P8.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp8.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|The psychic link-up between Ivy and Chris is replaced with a black-and-white dream sequence in which "Yasmine" is rescued from a dragon by a mounted female knight.
|-
|9
|[[File:SchuComic9P9.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp9.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|The dream sequence continues, sacrilegiously replacing GodJesus's holy pronouncements on eternal love between Chris and Ivy.
|-
|12
|[[File:SchuComic9P12.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp12.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Yasmine/Ivy no longer wants to "hold out" for Chris, but she is still distraught at being paired with George Philip. Chris has pointedly renamed her "YASMINE CLEMEN, A.K.A FakeFromAnon."
|-
|27
|[[File:SchuComic9P27.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp29.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Instead of Ivy waiting for her God-promised sweetheart, Yasmine is perplexed by her lesbian fantasy of "Silva Meir."
|-
|38
|[[File:SchuComic9P38.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp38.jpg|framless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Chris clumsily tries to erase his old homophobia, calling CWCville "diverse." However, he sticks with the word "homo" and affirms that both he and Sonichu are "straight." The stress makes him want to turn asexual.
|-
|39
|[[File:SchuComic9P39.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp39.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Instead of freaking out over the possibility of becoming a homo, Chris calmly instructs his readers not to mislabel people.
|-
|75
|[[File:SchuComic9P75.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp75.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|Team Panda-Halo is renamed Team Halo Calibur. Panda's memorial is deleted.
|-
|92
|[[File:SchuComic9P92.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son9revp92.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]]
|The lengthy description of Ivy's death is removed. Her memorial is relegated to the memory hole.
|}

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
{{collapsible
|Episode 19
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:SchuComic9P1.jpg
File:SchuComic9P2.jpg
File:SchuComic9P3.jpg
File:SchuComic9P4.jpg
File:SchuComic9P5.jpg
File:SchuComic9P6.jpg
File:SchuComic9P7.jpg
File:SchuComic9P8.jpg
File:SchuComic9P9.jpg
File:SchuComic9P10.jpg
File:SchuComic9P11.jpg
File:SchuComic9P12.jpg
File:SchuComic9P13.jpg
File:SchuComic9P14.jpg
File:SchuComic9P15.jpg
File:SchuComic9P16.jpg
File:SchuComic9P17.jpg
File:SchuComic9P18.jpg
File:SchuComic9P19.jpg
File:SchuComic9P20.jpg
File:SchuComic9P21.jpg
File:SchuComic9P22.jpg
File:SchuComic9P23.jpg
File:SchuComic9P24.jpg
File:SchuComic9P25.jpg
File:SchuComic9P26.jpg
File:SchuComic9P27.jpg
File:SchuComic9P28.jpg
File:SchuComic9P29.jpg
File:SchuComic9P30.jpg
File:SchuComic9P31.jpg
</gallery>}}</center>

<center>{{collapsible
|Episode 20
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:SchuComic9P32.jpg
File:SchuComic9P33.jpg
File:SchuComic9P34.jpg
File:SchuComic9P35.jpg
File:SchuComic9P36.jpg
File:SchuComic9P37.jpg
File:SchuComic9P38.jpg
File:SchuComic9P39.jpg
File:SchuComic9P40.jpg
File:SchuComic9P41.jpg
File:SchuComic9P42.jpg
File:SchuComic9P43.jpg
File:SchuComic9P44.jpg
File:SchuComic9P45.jpg
File:SchuComic9P46.jpg
File:SchuComic9P47.jpg
File:SchuComic9P48.jpg
File:SchuComic9P49.jpg
File:SchuComic9P50.jpg
File:SchuComic9P51.jpg
File:SchuComic9P52.jpg
File:SchuComic9P53.jpg
File:SchuComic9P54.jpg
File:SchuComic9P55.jpg
File:SchuComic9P56.jpg
File:SchuComic9P57.jpg
File:SchuComic9P58.jpg
File:SchuComic9P59.jpg
File:SchuComic9P60.jpg
File:SchuComic9P61.jpg
File:SchuComic9P62.jpg
File:SchuComic9P63.jpg
File:SchuComic9P64.jpg
File:SchuComic9P65.jpg
File:SchuComic9P66.jpg
File:SchuComic9P67.jpg
File:SchuComic9P69.jpg
File:SchuComic9P70.jpg
File:SchuComic9P71.jpg
File:SchuComic9P72.jpg
File:SchuComic9P73.jpg
File:SchuComic9P74.jpg
File:SchuComic9P75.jpg
File:SchuComic9P76.jpg
File:SchuComic9P77.jpg
File:SchuComic9P78.jpg
File:SchuComic9P79.jpg
File:SchuComic9P80.jpg
File:SchuComic9P81.jpg
File:SchuComic9P82.jpg
File:SchuComic9P83.jpg
File:SchuComic9P84.jpg
File:SchuComic9P85.jpg
File:SchuComic9P86.jpg
File:SchuComic9P87.jpg
File:SchuComic9P88.jpg
File:SchuComic9P89.jpg
File:SchuComic9P90.jpg
File:SchuComic9P91.jpg
File:SchuComic9P92.jpg
File:SchuComic9P93.jpg
File:SchuComic9P94.jpg
File:SchuComic9P95.jpg
File:SchuComic9P96.jpg
File:SchuComic9P97.jpg
File:SchuComic9P98.jpg
File:SchuComic9P99.jpg
File:SchuComic9P100.jpg
</gallery>}}</center>

<center>{{collapsible
|Extras
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:SchuComic9P101.jpg
File:SchuComic9P102.jpg
File:SchuComic9P103.jpg
File:SchuComic9P104.jpg
File:SchuComic9P105.jpg
File:SchuComic9P106.jpg
File:SchuComic9CWC Characiture.jpg
</gallery>}}</center>

==External links==
* Episode 19 [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_1 Comic]
* Episode 20 [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_32 Comic]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]
[[Category: Ivy Saga]]
[[Category: Liquid Saga]]

Parody

2017-12-16T01:19:22Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Sonichu as self-parody */

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{DeadLinks}}
{{quote|*Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comics]], except that of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.* |Chris's disclaimer appearing below the cover to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic9TVY7.htm Sonichu 8 cover]</ref>}}

{{quote|*Also, [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and his 17-year old girlfriend, [[File:Kat_name_text_2.png]] in this comic are BASED on the REAL PEOPLE, and they both HAVE actually done things together that would be classified as Illegal in the [[United States of America|USA]]; Send the [[Jerkop|police]] on them in Clarksville, Tennesse.*|Chris, contradicting his own disclaimer}}

[[Image:Notthebathroom.jpg|thumb|Chris attempts parody in the infamous [[Sonichu_7#The_Family_Guy_.22Skitch.22|''Family Guy'' "skitch"]]]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Parody|Parody]]''' is an imitative work created to mock, comment on, or trivialize an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation. The concept dates back to Ancient Greek literature, as [[Wikipedia:Hegemon of Thasos|Hegemon of Thasos]] was credited with being the first guy to change the words of poems to make them funny.

In a broader sense, parodies need not be humorous as long as they provide some sort of commentary on the original work. In that sense, a parody can be considered a sort of critical analysis of the original work.

For Chris, the word "parody" is basically a way to secure copyrights for other people's ideas.<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]], 21:30</ref> You see, parody falls under "fair use" in copyright law, so if ''Sonichu'' is a ''parody'' of ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'', then it's perfectly legal for Chris to turn ''Sonichu'' into a multimedia empire.

==Why ''Sonichu'' is not a parody==
[[Image:JargonPage.jpg|thumb|If you keep telling a lie often enough...]]
[[Image:RCParodic.png|thumb|Let me guess: the ripped-off warning is a ''parody'' too.]]

How do we put this lightly? Well... unless you believe that [[Things Chris has ripped off|badly ripping off other media]] constitutes as "parody", Sonichu is not a parody.

The issue of whether or not ''Sonichu'' meets the criteria for fair use is academic. As it stands, Chris is simply one of thousands of lame Sonic fans trying to make a name for himself by "creating" shitty recolors. For all of Chris's big dreams of developing ''Sonichu'' games, cartoons, and merchandise, he can barely muster the motivation to produce 2 issues of the comic book each year, despite the quality of his workmanship.

Still, the question remains: is ''Sonichu'' a parody? If humor is to be chief criterion, then the answer is obviously no. Nearly all of the humor to be found in the series is purely unintentional by the author. A good example of this principle in action is the infamous "[[Sammy|Family Guy skitch]]" of [[Sonichu 7|Sonichu #7]]. At first blush, this could be interpreted as a sardonic imitation of ''[[Family Guy]]''-style humor, with Chris initiating a needless flashback to a joke that depends on slapstick and nostalgia references. The problem is that Chris isn't that clever, as demonstrated by the way he shamelessly offers the gag to Seth MacFarlane to use in the show itself, indicating that Chris believes his imitation is tantamount to the genuine article.

In terms of commentary on the original work, ''Sonichu'' is virtually devoid of this. Early issues would poke fun at ''Sonic'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' characters, but this wasn't particularly insightful. Indeed, characters like [[Giovanni|Team Rocket]] and [[Doctor Robotnik]] are often mocked in the original works, so Chris was most likely just repeating what he'd seen. In [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu '' #1]], [[Amy Rose]] meets [[Rosechu]], but the scene is little more than a dry comparison of the two, who wind up being more alike than different. Even [[wikipedia:Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer|Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer]] understand parody better than Chris.

Speaking legally rather than artistically, in the United States a valid parody should demonstrate reasonable usage with regard to "the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole"<ref>http://www.copyright.gov/title17/92chap1.html#107</ref> to fall under fair use. In other words, the hypothetical defendant should be able to show that they have not "taken any more of the original work than was necessary to achieve the purpose for which the material was copied from the original work."<ref>http://www.publaw.com/article/parody-fair-use-or-copyright-infringement</ref> If Chris really does have some parodic "purpose" in mind for ''Sonichu'', the sheer volume of ideas he has simply appropriated from other sources is weighted against him; aside from using characters with names and appearances mostly or completely lifted from other works, the main storylines themselves are far too derivative of the original materials to qualify as pastiche or homage. Chris merely chooses to mix and match entire ready-made plots, such as the Quest for the [[Sonichu Balls]] (''Sonic the Hedgehog''/''Dragon Ball'') or the plight of [[Zelina]] (''Zelda II: The Adventure of Link''), making only superficial changes and avoiding any decent narration along the way. Ultimately the main difficulty in proving this point against Chris would be delineating the numerous works he has used and where. Unfortunately for him, [[Things Chris has ripped off|this has been done]].

Perhaps by sheer coincidence, ''Sonichu'' has evolved into a shell of what a true ''Sonic''/''Pokémon'' parody could be. Like the ''Sonic'' characters, the cast is composed of cutesy-looking animals who have gradually sloughed off the veneer of innocent video game mascots to engage in angsty dialogue and crude romantic entanglements. And, like ''Pokémon'', the [[Sonichus]] and [[Rosechus]] are super-powered animals who battle in the service of a [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|bossy, whiny human]]. In short, by combining the two franchises, Chris has wound up depicting a darker, more infantile reflection of each. The problem is that he fails to realize this, and so the actual commentary on ''Sonic'' and ''Pokémon'' is never properly realized. During an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris spends an inordinate amount of time trying to explain how Sonichu is a parody of ''Sonic'' (though he entirely forgets [[Pikachu]]), but all he does is list their similarities. Even after the definition of "parody" is spelled out to him he completely fails to find any element of ''Sonichu'' that is a legitimate parody of Sonic: he continues to insist that ''Sonichu'' is a parody because he's fast, but also has electricity powers. In his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|PowerPoint presentation]], Chris even describes Sonichu's story as "an Untold Chapter of one story, so it is additional, yet not a major plot change," which plants it quite firmly in the territory of "derivative work."

The irony is that by refusing to embrace ''Sonichu'' as a derivative, one-dimensional Sonic recolor, Chris fails to live up to his assertion that ''Sonichu'' is a parody. But Chris can't have it both ways. It's either original, or a parody. The closest ''Sonichu'' ever comes to true parody is in its satirical depiction of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. Instead of simply portraying ED as a website, Chris represents it as some [[4-cent_garbage.com|sort of business]] housed in a physical building, with its users working there as some sort of staff, churning out slanderous content as an end unto itself. For once, Chris actually has a point to make: that ED is a bunch of mean-spirited [[JERKS]] who waste their lives hurting people. This message is ham-fisted, but at least it's not the usual subtext like "I think hedgehogs are way past cool!" and "I'd sure like to have sex!" Then again, given his belief that "lulz" is an acronym for "[[Laughs Under Lucricities]]", it's quite possible that he literally [[Chris and reality|believes ED ''is'' a business]].

Chris also believes that, [[Mary Lee Walsh|stealing]] [[Wes Iseli|real]] [[Sarah Hammer|peoples']] [[Jason Kendrick Howell|names]] and basically portraying them as he sees them is "parodic". This is, of course, untrue, and it's a complete miracle none of those portrayed in the comics have sued Chris for slander.

Further demonstrating Chris's ignorance of the true nature of parody is his belligerence towards [[Trolls|artists]] who have imitated his work. In particular, Chris has vehemently denounced [[Jimmy Hill]] for claiming credit for Sonichu and merchandising the character in Europe as an openly [[homos]]exual cartoon character. What Chris can't (or won't) understand is that Hill's use of Sonichu is exactly what a parody is supposed to be, since his version deliberately alters Sonichu to humorous effect. In a court battle, the law is more likely to favor the work of trolls as parody, though there's some question of what happens when you parody something that's already stolen.

But even if Chris understood fully what parody means, it likely wouldn't matter. "Parody" is simply a word Chris uses as one of many excuses he comes up with to do whatever he wants. When he tried to strike a deal with [[Vivian]] to get a cut of her [[Audiobook]] money, he said he was doing so despite not being happy that her work was "parodic." While the Audiobooks straight-up mock Chris and his comic rather than act as parodies, to him it's not okay for him to be subject of "parody," but it's okay for him to make "parodies" of works that others create. So it seems that he understands on a basic level that a parody is intended to make fun of something, but he changes the meaning of the word to suit his needs when he's called out on how Sonichu is plagiarism.

==''Sonichu'' as a meta-parody==
On the other hand, Chris's narcissism makes him a virtuoso at self-parody, so if he ever sues himself, he's covered.

When Chris takes [[Patti-Chan]] to [[CWCville]], he leads her through a portal in his bedroom. Upon seeing the disheveled state of his quarters, Patti remarks that it's no wonder Chris needs a woman in his life.

By [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], Chris believed he had completed his Love Quest by befriending [[Megan Schroeder]], and eventually mocked his former bitterness over not having a girlfriend. When the heroes discuss the plight of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] the subject soon turns to how jealous men can be, and [[Megagi]] wryly echoes Chris's statement that he despised nearly all the men on Earth, simply because he couldn't get a girlfriend. A hilarious inside joke, if you're Chris.

Chris leads a squad into the year [[Sonichu chronology#1996|1996]], where he relives the moment when he created [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], in the next issue. As lockers played a role in his inspiration, Chris extended the scene to include a gag lifted directly from an episode of ''Beavis and Butt-head'', where the two slam a locker door over and over for fun.

In [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Sonichu discovers [[Rule 34]] pictures on 4-cent_garbage.com, and expresses amazement that he and his friends were photographed in such intimate moments. Rosechu pointedly informs him that the images are drawings, even though they look "lifelike" to Sonichu, because Chris himself drew the sex scenes on Encyclopedia Dramatica (some of which he recycled in ''Sonichu'' #8).

The Spring Break feature in #8 features [[Blake]] getting fooled into having unprotected sex with [[Silvana|a "tranny"]], which most analysts agree is a reference to Chris's own experiences getting tricked by various [[Blanca|trolls posing as would-be girlfriends]]. Intentionally or not, Chris does a pretty good job projecting his own hormone-fueled foolishness onto Blake.

Also, Chris attempted to impress Encyclopedia Dramatica by creating the [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO]] gallery.

==Chris does not understand the concept of parody==
Despite his adamant declarations that he fully understands parody, Chris has repeatedly proven himself incapable of recognizing it in the face of the genuine article. The Jimmy Hill arc was a perfect example of what a parody is: taking what he had made canon and turning it around as commentary.

He makes the same error in the [[Adult Swim posts]]. He posts a rant admonishing ''[[Adult Swim|Robot Chicken]]'', a show centered around parody, that the canon Autobots wouldn't act the way they were portrayed, which was exactly the point. He goes on to give them a suggestion for a skit using [[Random Access Humor]], which thankfully was ignored. ''Robot Chicken'' actually received a lot of such complaints, and made another sketch about the Go-Bots acting out of character, with the addition of a [[speech impediment|whiny]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[obesity|overweight]] fanboy living with his parents interjecting with complaints about inaccuracies... ''coincidence!!??''... probably. It's less likely that they would reference Chris himself as it is that Chris is such a perfect example of everything wrong with cartoon-obsessed adults.

To cement the fact that Chris ''really'' doesn't understand parody, one only needs to take a look at a [[List_of_Christian%27s_comments_on_Youtube#Sonic:_Too_Fast.3F|comment he made]] on a certain Hotdiggedydemon video.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF9CS3L_ezw Sonic: Too Fast?]</ref> This comment has him spewing venom at the author for having 'murderous intent' and denying that Sonic is dead (the video shows Sonic doing a comically long jumpstart and careening into the sun.) It completely sailed over Chris' head that the video was done as a joke, instead making him take the video seriously and believing that Hotdiggedydemon ''actually wanted to murder Sonic the Hedgehog.''

In another Sonic-related example of how Chris does not understand parody, he was enraged by a parodic fictional news story (which Chris thought was real) about Sega dropping Sonic as their mascot.<ref>[[Facebook#Sega Mascot Contest]]</ref>

==[[Chris and hypocrisy|Hypocrisy]]==
While Chris is quick to justify the existence of his abomination by claiming "parody," he also uses the term as an attack on parodies of his own work, particularly ''[[Asperchu]]''. He doesn't just use the term [[CWC-isms|"slanderous mockeries"]] or "troll works": he specifically describes them as parodies, using the term as though it were an insult and justification for his rage. When challenged on why the parodic nature of ''Sonichu'' is okay but that of ''Asperchu'' is not, he was unable to provide an appropriate response. Humorously, this is the only thing he has ever accurately described as a parody, whereas his own comics are at best fanfiction and at worst theft of intellectual property.

==See also==
*[[Chris and the Law]]
*[[Chris and copyright]]

== Sources ==
<references />

==Links to actual parodies==
*[http://sonichu.110mb.com/ The Official and Original Sonichu Site from Jimmy Hill] (Link dead.)
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA0BBAA33A6ED4734 Sonichu: The Animated Series]
*[http://sonichufinale.canalblog.com/ Sonichu Finale by Mr. Harry D.http://sonichufinale.canalblog.com/]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/timmys1984 Sonichu animated promos by Timmys1984 http://www.youtube.com/user/timmys1984](Link dead.)
*[http://sonichu.thecomicseries.com/ Sonichu is Dead](Link dead.)
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8xUfVy2POk "The Last Sonichu" by Vivtheg](Link dead.)
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jmOoAWWyhU "The Real Adventures of Sonichu" by Spencer Price](Link dead.)
*[http://www.sonichuttahcs.deviantart.com/ 'Sonichu: The TRUE and HONEST Comic Series' on DeviantART]
*[http://hcandersen.deviantart.com/gallery/ Sonichu Unleashed by HCAnderson]

{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

User:Don'tCallAnybody

2017-12-15T14:59:43Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

= WHAT IS MY PURPOSE? =

Howdy! I'm here on CWCki for the purposes of removing grammatical errors, deleting irrelevant content and clearing up false information about people on the Autistic Spectrum. If you're lucky, I'll even add a few bars of text that actually ''increase'' the amount of information on this site! You may know me on Kiwi Farms as Pigeon On A Stick.

= HOW DID I EVEN FIND THIS PLACE? =

/cow/, a popular farming ground for lolcows, truly showed me the entertainment of following a delusional artist around the Internet and through his life. This wiki is not only entertaining but also informative; It helps people learn what ''not'' to do when moving into adulthood.
{{Americunt}}
{{Template:Jew}} {{Template:GrammarNazi}}
{{Template:AssBurger}}

[[chris_and_religion|If Jesus was a Jew, but founded Christianity, does that mean all Christians are blasphemous?]]
Note: Happy Hannukkah of '15! [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] is the most relatable character in the series so far.
Holy smokes! Time flies when you're having fun. Happy Hanukkah of '17!

Pre-1980

2017-12-13T12:17:19Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* 1940s */

{{DeadLinks}}
This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.

==Timeline==
===Pre-1900===
*'''c. 1499/1500 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref>
*'''c. 1501/07 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]], Chris's alleged ancestor.
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref>
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.
*'''1723''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration Of Independence]].
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.

===1900s===
*'''8 February 1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.
*'''28 March 1906''' - Birth of Jean Holloman, Bob's mother.

===1910s===
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].

===1920s===
*'''1926''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].

===1930s===
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.
*'''26 January 1936''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].

===1940s===
*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, AL.
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Holloman, Bob's mother.
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]].
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].<ref><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeWYHFIKXJY</s> (Dead link)</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>
*'''9 January 1947''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State Teachers College in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.

===1950s===
*'''Around this time''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]].<ref name="FacebookVirginity">According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.</ref>
*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a degree in Electrical Engineering.
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity.<ref name="FacebookVirginity" />
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]</s> (Dead Link - 27 August 2015)</ref>
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].

===1960s===
*'''1960''' - Barb graduates from Randolph-Henry High School.
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University.
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts.
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].
*'''28 November 1962''' - Birth of [[David Chandler]].<ref>[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref>
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.
*'''29 May 1964''' - Harriett Weston marries Thomas Eugene Ashby.
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.
*'''1 December 1966''' - Bob files a patent for a vehicle logging system.
*'''23 August 1967''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.
*'''7 July 1969''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.

===1970s===
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] chartered.
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a "Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus."
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a "Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus" is published.
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob works as a sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, Richmond, Virginia.
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet during a karaoke night at a local bar. Barbara watches Bob sing and is smitten by him.<ref>[[Mumble 5]]</ref>
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Chandler Cats

2017-12-12T17:52:41Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Kitty */

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "piddle my cats." I r- I, the only parts I touch on them are their back and their heads. Nothing more.|[[Chris]], regarding [[June062010.MOV|molesting his cats]]}}

[[Image:Loldesi.jpg|thumb|[[Trolls]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenages]] love Desi Chandler.]]

Chris and his family have had at least seven '''cats''' over the years. Chris regularly [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slips in their shit]]. It is not known whether the Chandlers actually own the cats, or if the cats were unfortunate enough to get lost within the piles of junk and were therefore unable to find their way to the outside world. Pollo, Lucy, and Sorbet are the only three of the cats confirmed to still be alive as of [[2016]]. The status of the others is currently unknown, with the exception of Scamper, who perished in [[Destruction Of Chris's House|the fire]] that destroyed the Chandler home in [[2014]]. Chris got Sorbet, the newest cat, in September of 2016.

==Cats Currently Residing at 14 Branchland Court==
===Lucy===
[[Image:0840-Lucy.JPG|thumb|Lucy Chandler]]

'''Lucy''' is a cat named after Lucille Ball, the other star of ''[[I Love Lucy]]''. It is not known when she became a pet of the Chandlers, although it can be said for certain that she was a resident of 14 Branchland Court by 25 [[December 2004]], as she appears in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part 1|ChandlerFamilyChristmas Part 1]].

Chris once greeted Lucy during a voice chat with [[Sarah May]], before Barbara told him to get off (before she goes off).<ref>[http://www.megavideo.com/?d=ZTK7XM3N]</ref>

Lucy was confirmed to be well and alive as of [[2013]], thanks to a status posted by Chris that included a current photo of Lucy in the great [[2013 Imgur Leak|2013 Facebook leak]]. Lucy survived the 2014 house fire along with Chris himself, Barb, and [[Clover and Snoopy]].<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#FIRE!]]</ref>

Chris posted a Facebook status on November 24, 2015 revealing Pollo, whom he introduces as a "new friend" for Lucy, confirming that she was still alive as of this date. This makes Lucy over ten years old, as well as the Chandlers' second longest-lasting known pet, after [[Patti Chandler|Patti]]. Lucy made an appearance in Chris's "[[Seasons Greetings]]" video on December 13, 2015. Many people pointed out the "please let me die" expression she appeared to have on her face. She sat in Chris's lap throughout the video, but hilariously got down the instant Chris asked her if she loved him. Unlike Kitty, Lucy appears to be rather docile while still showing her dislike of Chris.
{{-}}

===Pollo===

[[File:Pollo chandler.jpg|thumb|250px|Pollo Chandler, unaware of the hardships he will face in the near future.]]

'''Pollo''' was introduced to the Chandler Household on November 24. Pollo [ˈpo.ʝo] is [[Spanish]] for "chicken", although it is also a shortening of "Apollo". Chris pronounces his name "pole oh", probably in an attempt to sound British, although 'pollo' is pronounced the same way in England as it is in the rest of the English-speaking world (Also unintentionally referencing the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polo_(confectionery) British mints]] of the same name). His existence was revealed to the world by Chris via a [[Facebook]] status, which also confirmed that, as of November 24, 2015, Lucy is still alive as well. Pollo was referred to in the status as "Lucy's new friend." Very little is known about Pollo at this time, though he appears to already be an adult. As the [[Rental House Tour]] audio showed us, [[Clover and Snoopy|Chris's dogs]] are very unfriendly around strangers, so only time will tell if Pollo ends up getting killed or not.

In the "[[Seasons Greetings]]" video, uploaded on December 13, 2015, Chris states that Pollo is an outside cat. This may prove to be unfortunate, as cats who are allowed outside statistically have shorter lifespans than those who strictly live indoors. However, given the conditions indoors, it's actually possible that he may defy such statistics and have a better chance at survival outside than in amongst the piles of junk, where he is constantly at risk of being crushed by falling objects or being torn apart by the unsocialised beagles.

Pollo makes his first appearance on video in [[Lesbian Sleepover Party Announcement.]] He currently seems to be in good health despite the hardships he is facing, and even nuzzles Chris a few times, suggesting that he may actually be the one who is looked after the most out of the incumbent Chandler Pets.

Pollo made his second appearance in [[Chris's Specimen Sample]], still showing affection towards Chris. Viewers have noted the particularly large and loud collar he wears, and the fact that Chris attempts to get him to look at the camera, against Pollo's will.
{{-}}

===Sorbet===
[[File:Sorbet2.jpg|thumb|250px|Sorbet Chandler]]
On 19 September 2016, Chris [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Another new cat|announced on Facebook]] that he has a new cat, which he named Sorbet ("sor-BAY") because the cat's orange color reminded him of orange sorbet, a frozen fruit juice dessert similar to sherbet. Sorbet was part of a litter of four cats whom the Chandlers had been feeding for several months prior to September, 2016. Two of the cats "went elsewhere," though Sorbet and his sister (whom Chris called "Orange Cream" because of her orange and white colors) remained. It currently is not known whether or not Chris has taken in both cats.

Half of Sorbet's left rear paw is missing, appearing to have been cut off. Chris found an inexpensive vet to treat the wound and allow Sorbet to be able to walk better. Chris is currently keeping him in his bedroom, with Lucy there to keep him company. Chris has stated that the donations he had been receiving from [[fans]] has helped him to better afford Sorbet's operation.

Like Pollo, Sorbet seems to be considerably more friendly towards Chris, and seems quite happy with being held. ''Unlike'' Pollo, Chris actually pronounces the name correctly ("sor-bay").

Sorbet makes a brief cameo in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid]], where the camera angle towards the end of the video shows that he is being held by Chris as he kicks a [[Transformers]] toy in a fit of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] over [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] winning the Presidential election.

[[File:Sorbet Sept2017.jpg||thumb|left|Sorbet, in a photo taken a few months after the accident.]]
On 19 [[May 2017]] Sorbet wandered off and was hit by a car:
{{Quote|Sorbet was found today, by a neighbor. He had not returned home last night. Thank [[God]] I put my number on his tag. A neighbor found him, looking hurt, hiding in a gutter under their driveway. It took effort, and a water spray from a hose. We got him out; he suffered some head trauma; uneven pupil dialation, bruises and dings; some bleeding. Doctor said it looked like he was hit by a car. He's staying at the vet over the weekend for examination and bathing. Say a prayer for Sorbet in his quick recovery. We all love him. — feeling sad.<ref>[[May_2017_Facebook_posts]]</ref>}}
Uneven pupil dilation is a classic sign of [[Wikipedia:Traumatic brain injury|traumatic brain injury]], so Sorbet may not be long for this world. Fortunately however, Chris [[May_2017_Facebook_posts#Sorbet back from the vet, recovering|did later confirm that]] Sorbet returned home and is presently recovering from his injuries after a short stay at the vet, having been cleaned up and confirmed to still have his sight and hearing. However, Chris later released a [[Sorbet's still recovering, with a nasal problem. Poor boy| video]] on the 29th of May where Sorbet is shown to have breathing difficulties.
{{-}}

On 8 [[August 2017]], Chris posted a photo of his cat Lucy for International Cat Day. Among Chris' followers, the lack of photos of Sorbet raised speculation of the cat's passing. To counter this claim, Chris shared a photo of Sorbet.<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/895243822543798272 Twitter photo of Sorbet]</ref> He appears again in the videos of Chris watching the [[Crescent_Eclipse|solar eclipse]] at the end of August, but his condition appears to have deteriorated -- his eye is very dilated and glossy and his breathing is painfully loud and strained. Despite his injuries and potential ilness, he still attempts to show affection towards Chris, but his attempts at meowing come out as strained snorts and gurgles, indicating that he may have fluid in his lungs; whether this is a complication of the accident or an undiagnosed illness is not yet known.

==Deceased and/or MIA Cats==
===Desi===
[[Image:0837-Desi.JPG|thumb|Desi Chandler]]

'''Desi''' is a [[Wikipedia:Tabby cat|tabby]] named after [[Wikipedia:Desi Arnaz|Desi Arnaz]] (one of two cats named after the stars of ''[[I Love Lucy]]'', one of the Chandler family's favorite TV shows). It is not known when he became a pet of the Chandlers, although it can be said for certain that he was a resident of 14 Branchland Court by 25 December 2004, as he appears in [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part 1|ChandlerFamilyChristmas Part 1]]. Desi also makes an appearance in Chris's [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|future message]]. In a [[Facebook messages#Christina Katherine Trevillian|Facebook message]] sent on 30 January 2008, Chris mentions having five cats. If it is correct to assume that Chris owned no more cats than the five mentioned in this article, we can conclude Desi was still alive at the time. However, in an e-mail sent to [[Blanca]] on 19 [[August 2008]], Chris mentions having only three cats. In an e-mail sent to [[Jackie]] on 10 [[April 2010]], Chris gave the names of his three remaining cats,<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Jackie_E-mails#Chris_is_lazy.2C_Hates_simple_chores]]</ref> with Desi not being among them. Based on this info, it can be inferred that Desi was no longer a part of Chris's household since as early as August 2008. It is not known whether Desi died, ran away or was given by the Chandler family to someone else.
{{-}}

===Scamper===
[[Image:0723-Scamper.JPG|thumb|Scamper Chandler]]

'''Scamper''' is the second of Chris's cats. Originally confused with Desi, Scamper was a black and white coated cat. In [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part 1]], which was made on 25 [[December 2004]], Chris mentions having two cats (Desi and Lucy). This suggests that Scamper was not yet a part of the Chandler household at that time. Clues from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] incidcate that he was most likely a pet of Chris by the time Patti's death (27 June 2006<ref name="Eulogy" />). [[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: "One Lucky Dog"|Episode 12.5]] features an alternate reality in which Patti does not die on 27 June 2006. When Chris's character in the comics goes to feed Patti on that day, he encounters Scamper along the way.<ref>[[Sonichu 6]], pp. [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_6/Page_2 1-2].</ref> It is not unlikely that this is a reflection of reality, meaning that Scamper was already in Chris's possession by the time Patti died. It can be said with even greater certainty that Scampers was already living at 14 Branchland Court by the time of July [[2006]], as Chris started making ''Sonichu'' #6 on that month.<ref>[[:File:Sonichu Issue 6.jpg|Cover of Sonichu 6]].</ref>

Scamper briefly shows up during the infamous [[Tour of Christian's House]], in which he pauses for a moment before going outside to talk to them before continuing on his way. Other than that, Scamper appeared in comparatively few videos compared to Chris's other pets.

Very little info about him exists, except that, like Desi, he was not house-trained and shat everywhere. An email sent by Chris to Jackie confirms that Scamper was still living at 14 Branchland Court on 10 [[April 2010]], along with Kitty and Lucy.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> He showed up in [[Tour of Chris's House II]]. The precise date in which the video was made is not known. Chris's narration in the video suggest that [[Bob]] was already dead on the time, suggesting that the video was shot after Bob's passing at 6 [[September 2011]].<ref>https://archive.today/pmvzP</ref>

Chris [[CatKnight Interview 3|confirmed in February of 2016]] that Scamper was killed in the [[Destruction Of Chris' House|house fire]] in [[January 2014]]. According to Chris, the cleaners found the body of the cat behind the toilet, dead from smoke inhalation. The Chandlers buried Scamper in the backyard and had a moment of silence, but Chris seemed very apathetic about one of his pets passing. Prior to this, it was unclear whether it was Scamper or Kitty who was killed in the fire.
{{-}}

===Skittles===
[[Image:0724-Skittles.JPG|thumb|Skittles Chandler: Note the [[Fangs|fang]] sticking out of its mouth]]

'''Skittles''' is the fourth known cat of the Chandlers and was approximately 21 years old based on accounts from troll field agents. Skittles looked like a half-dead lynx on crack.

Very little is known of Skittles or its gender, but given the name it can be assumed that it belonged to the Chandlers, as only someone batshit crazy or over the age of 50 would name a cat Skittles. Chris probably named it after [[Obesity|his favorite candy]] (at least "Skittles" is more dignifying for the cat than to be named after a Sonichu character).

Based on the [[Jackie e-mails]], it was presumed dead or missing in action by 2011.<ref name="ReferenceA"/>
{{-}}

===Kitty===

[[Image:0057-KittyBW.jpg|thumb|Kitty the demon-possessed cat]]

Cat number 5. '''Kitty''' seems to be the cat no one really seemed to care about, evidenced by the fact that she was simply named "Kitty". In [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part 1]], which was made on 25 [[December 2004]], Chris mentions having two cats (Desi and Lucy). This suggests that Kitty was not yet a part of the Chandler household at that time. According to Chris, Kitty was a good friend of [[Patti Chandler|Patti]], the Chandler dog.<ref name="ReferenceA"/> Since Patti died on 27 [[June 2006]],<ref name="Eulogy">[[Chris emails 2004-2006#September 2006]]</ref> this would mean that Kittty was already a pet of Chris for some time prior to that date. An email sent by Chris to Jackie confirms that Kitty was still living at 14 Branchland Court on 10 [[April 2010]], along with Lucy and Scampers.<ref name="ReferenceA"/>

Kitty made an appearance in [[Tour of Christian's House|Chris's tour of his house]], and starred in the [[20 December 2009|''Captain's Log'' video]] of 20 [[December 2009]], where it was revealed that this cat can be added to the long list of [[Trolls|things that hate Chris]]. Chris believes that it is normal for cats to hiss at, bite, and scratch people who pick them up, which suggests that his other cats behave this way as well.

With Chris's confirmation that it was Scamper who died in the house fire, Kitty's status is unknown. It is unclear whether she died, ran away, or was given away by the Chandlers (unlikely, given her aggressive behavior), or when she left the Chandler household. All that is certain is that she was no longer in the Chandlers' possession by January of 2014.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:0721-Kitty.JPG|Kitty Chandler, so full of hate
Image:0722-LucyDes1.JPG|Lucy and Desi
Image:0844-LucyDes2.JPG|Lucy and Desi asleep in a [[Sonichu (comic)|pile of crap]]
Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|Desi and [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax]]
File:LucyFacebook.png|Lucy.
File:Please kill me.png|Lucy with Chris in the "[[Seasons Greetings]]" video. Note her depressed expression.
File:14358753 1159491850811959 7297210147392903311 n.jpg|Pollo in September 2016
File:14433018 1159491804145297 3015821214900701305 n.jpg|Lucy in September 2016
File:14469471 1159491797478631 3097489880885381608 n.jpg|Sorbet in September 2016
</gallery></center>

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Patti Chandler]]
*[[Clover and Snoopy]]

{{People}}

[[Category:Pets]]

Hyperdimension Neptunia

2017-12-12T17:50:10Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Battery-Charge Heart */

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{ongoing}}

{{quote|I have had to [[Chris and reality|personally astral project and share my power]] with Christine there.|Chris, on battling invading forces from a video game.}}

[[Image:Neptunia.jpg|thumb|250px|Cover of the first game]]
'''Hyperdimension Neptunia''' is a video game series of role-playing games created and developed by Idea Factory. Games within the series takes place in the world of Gamindustri (a pun on "gaming industry"), which is divided into four regions/nations, with each representing a specific video game console. Chris became a fan in late 2017, having watched the anime based on it.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_world_and_goddesses_need_your_help</ref>

Interestingly enough, it is extremely unlikely that he would retain any interest in playing the actual Neptunia games, despite his statements to the contrary. Most of the games in the series are turn-based RPGs with large amounts of visual novel-style cutscenes, and thus wouldn't suit [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Video_games#What_Chris_plays Chris' taste for childish "casual" games.]

==Invasion of CWCville==
{{see also|Operation BARBarossa}}

In early [[November 2017]], Chris pleaded with his Facebook followers to share their "Love And Shares With Neptune, Vert, Noire and Blanc, and help stop the wars that warrent [''sic''] in between!" A few days later, Chris explained that enemy forces from Gamindustri had invaded [[CWCville]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_enemies_attack_CWCville</ref>-
he explains that the only way to keep the enemies at bay is to play the Hyperdimension Neptunia video games and watch the accompanying anime.

{{quotebox|I just want to remind everyone to, please, give your Shares Of kind thoughts to the Goddesses of Gamindustri. They really do help us and our reality! 🌸}}

On 14 November 2017, he posted that [[Silvana]] had been captured by a Russian billionaire and that the only way she could be returned safely was with the aid of a soldier based on the Remove Kebab meme and by people praying to the Goddesses of Gamindustri, a quartet of fictional deitys. He called his plan [[Operation BARBarossa]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Silvana_is_captured</ref>.

In another bizarre plan of action, the same day, he uploaded a video called "[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]]" In it, he dons a tinfoil hat (so THE MAN[''sic''] can't take over his mind) and dances awkwardly to polka music, claiming the video was for Gamindustri and all the other worlds and dimensions.

On 15 November, Chris posted that Operation BARBarossa was a success, seeing Silvana's return. He claimed to have lost some soldiers, but kept the enemy back with the help of the CWC Defense Army Division, his [[Transformers|Autobots]], and his family. He also signed a peace treaty with [[Count Graduon]], obtaining his troops and services, along with a large piece of land just outside Cwcville. Chris apparently used the land to create prison camps, complete with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_concentration_camps large ovens to keep the prisoners warm and showers]. He claimed that the battle was won because of people praying to the Gamindustri goddesses<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Operation_BARBarossa_is_a_success</ref>.

==Body-sharing with Uzume Tennouboshi==
[[File:Uzume.png|thumb|200px|Uzume as she appears in the series]]

{{quote|Miss Uzume Tennouboshi. She had been dormant inside my Dreamcast, and I pulled her out. We've been sharing my body since. Yes, she is able to control my body when she has control, and speak through my lips in her voice.|Chris, on being possessed by a fictional character.}}

Uzume Tennouboshi, also known as Orange Heart, is a Console Patron Unit (CPU) in ''Megadimension Neptunia VII''. She represents the Sega Dreamcast.

On 8 November, Chris wrote a lengthy missive<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Sharing_my_body_with_a_video_game_character</ref> on the "ongoing" events in his real life, alongside Cwcville. According to him, [[Magi-chan]] teleported to the real world and scanned Chris's Sega Dreamcast, saying there was a powerful force inside the console. Chris left the console on for 24 hours to "charge" it, and then touched it, getting shocked, and somehow pulling out a fictional character into his body. Chris claims Uzume can control his body and speak through him with her own voice.

On 13 November, he retconed his delusion, saying that he had not been sharing his body with Uzume, but a clone of her named "Orange Spiral Seal," also mentioning a battle against "Kurome." He no longer has the voice of Uzume in his head, but still retains "the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Mistaken_about_being_linked_with_Uzume</ref>. A fan of the Hyperdimension games deciphered Chris's autistic textwall:

{{quoteboxyellow|According to the lore of Megadimension VII, Uzume Tennouboshi and Kurome Ankokuboshi are two halves of the same being. In the case, the personification of the Sega Dreamcast, with the former represent its potential and the latter its failure.

In the best ending of MDM VII, Kurome is defeated, and Uzume manages to reabsorb Kurome into herself, while the former as the dominant of the two, thus preventing further damage to reality by the latter and rendering them one gestalt being like they were before the split in the backstory.

Chris has apparently read up on this and has rendered his own butchered, bastardized retelling, only tacking on some other nonsense to tie it into his real life insanity.

According to ACTUAL canon, this changes jack shit aside from the fact Uzume's Hyde counterpart to her Jekyll is no longer running around doing evil shit, but that's IT.

The rest is just Chris going further off the deep end.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-neptunia-headcanon-q-a-thread.36274/page-6#post-2764377</ref>}}

==Battery-Charge Heart==
[[File:Battery-Charge Heart intro2.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Battery-Charge Heart; CPU of CWCville, Virginia, aka Tank Destroyer, made her debut on 11 December via a Facebook post.

Her powers include:

* Being able to rip a tank in half with her hands
* Being able to lift five tanks at once
* Having an exploding [[S-Chu Ball]] launcher
* A shield made from "the best heavy-duty lightweight allow ''[sic]''" , which can withstand 10,000 pounds of pressure
* Wings which paralyze others on physical contact
* Heavy-duty lightning blade, summoned from a personal dimension, which can withstand 1,355,817 joules of force

{{clear}}

Considering that no original video game consoles are produced in CWCville, it is unclear what Battery-Charge Heart is supposed to represent.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Hyperdimension_Neptunia_invades_CWCville1.jpg|Featuring [[Count Graduon]], [[Discord]], [[Night Star]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and Uzume.
Hyperdimension Neptunia invades CWCville2.jpg|CWC Defense
Chris depicts reality and fiction blending.jpg|Chris depicting the events leading up to sharing his body with Uzume.
Neptuniatwitter.png
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = The Ballad of Chris-chan and Uzume Tennouboshi
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4TIUWhCKca0}}
| maker = MadcrazeTV
| stardate = 13 [[November 2017]]
}}

{{clear}}

==Sources==
<references/>

Hyperdimension Neptunia

2017-12-12T17:49:15Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* New hero in CWCville */

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{ongoing}}

{{quote|I have had to [[Chris and reality|personally astral project and share my power]] with Christine there.|Chris, on battling invading forces from a video game.}}

[[Image:Neptunia.jpg|thumb|250px|Cover of the first game]]
'''Hyperdimension Neptunia''' is a video game series of role-playing games created and developed by Idea Factory. Games within the series takes place in the world of Gamindustri (a pun on "gaming industry"), which is divided into four regions/nations, with each representing a specific video game console. Chris became a fan in late 2017, having watched the anime based on it.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_world_and_goddesses_need_your_help</ref>

Interestingly enough, it is extremely unlikely that he would retain any interest in playing the actual Neptunia games, despite his statements to the contrary. Most of the games in the series are turn-based RPGs with large amounts of visual novel-style cutscenes, and thus wouldn't suit [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Video_games#What_Chris_plays Chris' taste for childish "casual" games.]

==Invasion of CWCville==
{{see also|Operation BARBarossa}}

In early [[November 2017]], Chris pleaded with his Facebook followers to share their "Love And Shares With Neptune, Vert, Noire and Blanc, and help stop the wars that warrent [''sic''] in between!" A few days later, Chris explained that enemy forces from Gamindustri had invaded [[CWCville]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_enemies_attack_CWCville</ref>-
he explains that the only way to keep the enemies at bay is to play the Hyperdimension Neptunia video games and watch the accompanying anime.

{{quotebox|I just want to remind everyone to, please, give your Shares Of kind thoughts to the Goddesses of Gamindustri. They really do help us and our reality! 🌸}}

On 14 November 2017, he posted that [[Silvana]] had been captured by a Russian billionaire and that the only way she could be returned safely was with the aid of a soldier based on the Remove Kebab meme and by people praying to the Goddesses of Gamindustri, a quartet of fictional deitys. He called his plan [[Operation BARBarossa]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Silvana_is_captured</ref>.

In another bizarre plan of action, the same day, he uploaded a video called "[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]]" In it, he dons a tinfoil hat (so THE MAN[''sic''] can't take over his mind) and dances awkwardly to polka music, claiming the video was for Gamindustri and all the other worlds and dimensions.

On 15 November, Chris posted that Operation BARBarossa was a success, seeing Silvana's return. He claimed to have lost some soldiers, but kept the enemy back with the help of the CWC Defense Army Division, his [[Transformers|Autobots]], and his family. He also signed a peace treaty with [[Count Graduon]], obtaining his troops and services, along with a large piece of land just outside Cwcville. Chris apparently used the land to create prison camps, complete with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_concentration_camps large ovens to keep the prisoners warm and showers]. He claimed that the battle was won because of people praying to the Gamindustri goddesses<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Operation_BARBarossa_is_a_success</ref>.

==Body-sharing with Uzume Tennouboshi==
[[File:Uzume.png|thumb|200px|Uzume as she appears in the series]]

{{quote|Miss Uzume Tennouboshi. She had been dormant inside my Dreamcast, and I pulled her out. We've been sharing my body since. Yes, she is able to control my body when she has control, and speak through my lips in her voice.|Chris, on being possessed by a fictional character.}}

Uzume Tennouboshi, also known as Orange Heart, is a Console Patron Unit (CPU) in ''Megadimension Neptunia VII''. She represents the Sega Dreamcast.

On 8 November, Chris wrote a lengthy missive<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Sharing_my_body_with_a_video_game_character</ref> on the "ongoing" events in his real life, alongside Cwcville. According to him, [[Magi-chan]] teleported to the real world and scanned Chris's Sega Dreamcast, saying there was a powerful force inside the console. Chris left the console on for 24 hours to "charge" it, and then touched it, getting shocked, and somehow pulling out a fictional character into his body. Chris claims Uzume can control his body and speak through him with her own voice.

On 13 November, he retconed his delusion, saying that he had not been sharing his body with Uzume, but a clone of her named "Orange Spiral Seal," also mentioning a battle against "Kurome." He no longer has the voice of Uzume in his head, but still retains "the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Mistaken_about_being_linked_with_Uzume</ref>. A fan of the Hyperdimension games deciphered Chris's autistic textwall:

{{quoteboxyellow|According to the lore of Megadimension VII, Uzume Tennouboshi and Kurome Ankokuboshi are two halves of the same being. In the case, the personification of the Sega Dreamcast, with the former represent its potential and the latter its failure.

In the best ending of MDM VII, Kurome is defeated, and Uzume manages to reabsorb Kurome into herself, while the former as the dominant of the two, thus preventing further damage to reality by the latter and rendering them one gestalt being like they were before the split in the backstory.

Chris has apparently read up on this and has rendered his own butchered, bastardized retelling, only tacking on some other nonsense to tie it into his real life insanity.

According to ACTUAL canon, this changes jack shit aside from the fact Uzume's Hyde counterpart to her Jekyll is no longer running around doing evil shit, but that's IT.

The rest is just Chris going further off the deep end.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-neptunia-headcanon-q-a-thread.36274/page-6#post-2764377</ref>}}

==Battery-Charge Heart==
[[File:Battery-Charge Heart intro2.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Battery-Charge Heart; CPU of CWCville, Virginia, aka Tank Destroyer, made her debut on 11 December via a Facebook post.

Her powers include:

* Being able to rip a tank in half with her hands
* Being able to lift five tanks at once
* Having an exploding [[S-Chu Ball]] launcher
* A shield made from "the best heavy-duty lightweight allow ''[sic]''" , which can withstand 10,000 pounds of pressure
* Wings which paralyze others on physical contact
* Heavy-duty lightning blade, summoned from a personal dimension, which can withstand 1,355,817 joules of force

{{clear}}

Chris's initials are featured on her uniform.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Hyperdimension_Neptunia_invades_CWCville1.jpg|Featuring [[Count Graduon]], [[Discord]], [[Night Star]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and Uzume.
Hyperdimension Neptunia invades CWCville2.jpg|CWC Defense
Chris depicts reality and fiction blending.jpg|Chris depicting the events leading up to sharing his body with Uzume.
Neptuniatwitter.png
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = The Ballad of Chris-chan and Uzume Tennouboshi
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4TIUWhCKca0}}
| maker = MadcrazeTV
| stardate = 13 [[November 2017]]
}}

{{clear}}

==Sources==
<references/>

Cherokean Chant

2017-12-12T17:35:54Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

'''Cherokean Chant''' is a video Chris uploaded on 11 [[December 2017]], where he purports to recite an anchuent [[Cherokee]] chant with a bottle of vodka by his side.

The "Cherokean chant" is in fact Russian, consisting of the phrases "А ну, чики-брики" ("a nu cheeki breeki", lit. "One, two- you’re on top!") (an internet meme from the [[wikipedia:S.T.A.L.K.E.R.|S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]] [[Video games|video game]] series) and "дамки" ("davai", lit. "come on" or "let's go"). He delivers the chant while squatting and wearing a striped tracksuit and ushanka, with a bottle of vodka, [[Chris and cosplaying|portraying]] a stereotypical "[[wikipedia:Gopnik|gopnik]]" - all clearly at the behest of the [[Idea Guy]].

Chris appears physically uncomfortable during the recording and makes semi-intelligible comments at the beginning and end that seem to voice displeasure. This could be evidence that Chris's relationship with the Idea Guy is not as consensual as previously thought, or it could simply be a result of Chris being [[Alcohol|heavily drunk on vodka]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Cherokean Chant
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5LnGSQi3xTI}}
| stardate = 11 [[December 2017]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}} {{Idea Guy|text}}
| previous = [[December 2017 Paid Video Requests#Think of You|Think of You]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|This is a traditional Anchuent garb, and the shouts I speak are of your Cherokean ancestors. I took five swigs beforehand!
}}

===Transcript===
[''whispered''] I'll just add in this later. (?)

[''Chris takes several seconds getting into a squat position while [[Obesity|breathing heavily]]. He holds the bottle of vodka up to the camera.'']

A nu cheeki breeki! [''chanting rapidly''] A nu cheeki breeki, a nu cheeki breeki, a nu cheeki breeki, a nu cheeki breeki, a nu cheeki breeki, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki, a nu cheeki breeki, a nu cheeki breeki, davai, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki, davai davai! A nu cheeki breeki, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki, davai, davai, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki davai, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki, davaaaiii!

[''whispered''] [[GodJesus|God]]... (?)

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[December 2017 Paid Video Requests#Think of You|Think of You]]|nextlink=}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2017]]

Cherokean Chant

2017-12-12T17:35:27Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

'''Cherokean Chant''' is a video Chris uploaded on 11 [[December 2017]], where he purports to recite an anchuent [[Cherokee]] chant with a bottle of vodka by his side.

The "Cherokean chant" is in fact Russian, consisting of the phrases "А ну, чики-брики" ("a nu cheeki breeki", lit. "One, two- you’re on top!") (an internet meme from the [[wikipedia:S.T.A.L.K.E.R.|S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]] [[Video games|video game]] series) and "дамки"("davai", lit. "come on" or "let's go"). He delivers the chant while squatting and wearing a striped tracksuit and ushanka, with a bottle of vodka, [[Chris and cosplaying|portraying]] a stereotypical "[[wikipedia:Gopnik|gopnik]]" - all clearly at the behest of the [[Idea Guy]].

Chris appears physically uncomfortable during the recording and makes semi-intelligible comments at the beginning and end that seem to voice displeasure. This could be evidence that Chris's relationship with the Idea Guy is not as consensual as previously thought, or it could simply be a result of Chris being [[Alcohol|heavily drunk on vodka]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Cherokean Chant
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5LnGSQi3xTI}}
| stardate = 11 [[December 2017]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}} {{Idea Guy|text}}
| previous = [[December 2017 Paid Video Requests#Think of You|Think of You]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|This is a traditional Anchuent garb, and the shouts I speak are of your Cherokean ancestors. I took five swigs beforehand!
}}

===Transcript===
[''whispered''] I'll just add in this later. (?)

[''Chris takes several seconds getting into a squat position while [[Obesity|breathing heavily]]. He holds the bottle of vodka up to the camera.'']

A nu cheeki breeki! [''chanting rapidly''] A nu cheeki breeki, a nu cheeki breeki, a nu cheeki breeki, a nu cheeki breeki, a nu cheeki breeki, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki, a nu cheeki breeki, a nu cheeki breeki, davai, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki, davai davai! A nu cheeki breeki, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki, davai, davai, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki davai, davai, davai! A nu cheeki breeki, davaaaiii!

[''whispered''] [[GodJesus|God]]... (?)

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[December 2017 Paid Video Requests#Think of You|Think of You]]|nextlink=}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2017]]

Hyperdimension Neptunia

2017-12-12T17:29:35Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{ongoing}}

{{quote|I have had to [[Chris and reality|personally astral project and share my power]] with Christine there.|Chris, on battling invading forces from a video game.}}

[[Image:Neptunia.jpg|thumb|250px|Cover of the first game]]
'''Hyperdimension Neptunia''' is a video game series of role-playing games created and developed by Idea Factory. Games within the series takes place in the world of Gamindustri (a pun on "gaming industry"), which is divided into four regions/nations, with each representing a specific video game console. Chris became a fan in late 2017, having watched the anime based on it.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_world_and_goddesses_need_your_help</ref>

Interestingly enough, it is extremely unlikely that he would retain any interest in playing the actual Neptunia games, despite his statements to the contrary. Most of the games in the series are turn-based RPGs with large amounts of visual novel-style cutscenes, and thus wouldn't suit [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Video_games#What_Chris_plays Chris' taste for childish "casual" games.]

==Invasion of CWCville==
{{see also|Operation BARBarossa}}

In early [[November 2017]], Chris pleaded with his Facebook followers to share their "Love And Shares With Neptune, Vert, Noire and Blanc, and help stop the wars that warrent [''sic''] in between!" A few days later, Chris explained that enemy forces from Gamindustri had invaded [[CWCville]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_enemies_attack_CWCville</ref>-
he explains that the only way to keep the enemies at bay is to play the Hyperdimension Neptunia video games and watch the accompanying anime.

{{quotebox|I just want to remind everyone to, please, give your Shares Of kind thoughts to the Goddesses of Gamindustri. They really do help us and our reality! 🌸}}

On 14 November 2017, he posted that [[Silvana]] had been captured by a Russian billionaire and that the only way she could be returned safely was with the aid of a soldier based on the Remove Kebab meme and by people praying to the Goddesses of Gamindustri, a quartet of fictional deitys. He called his plan [[Operation BARBarossa]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Silvana_is_captured</ref>.

In another bizarre plan of action, the same day, he uploaded a video called "[[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]]" In it, he dons a tinfoil hat (so THE MAN[''sic''] can't take over his mind) and dances awkwardly to polka music, claiming the video was for Gamindustri and all the other worlds and dimensions.

On 15 November, Chris posted that Operation BARBarossa was a success, seeing Silvana's return. He claimed to have lost some soldiers, but kept the enemy back with the help of the CWC Defense Army Division, his [[Transformers|Autobots]], and his family. He also signed a peace treaty with [[Count Graduon]], obtaining his troops and services, along with a large piece of land just outside Cwcville. Chris apparently used the land to create prison camps, complete with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_concentration_camps large ovens to keep the prisoners warm and showers]. He claimed that the battle was won because of people praying to the Gamindustri goddesses<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Operation_BARBarossa_is_a_success</ref>.

==Body-sharing with Uzume Tennouboshi==
[[File:Uzume.png|thumb|200px|Uzume as she appears in the series]]

{{quote|Miss Uzume Tennouboshi. She had been dormant inside my Dreamcast, and I pulled her out. We've been sharing my body since. Yes, she is able to control my body when she has control, and speak through my lips in her voice.|Chris, on being possessed by a fictional character.}}

Uzume Tennouboshi, also known as Orange Heart, is a Console Patron Unit (CPU) in ''Megadimension Neptunia VII''. She represents the Sega Dreamcast.

On 8 November, Chris wrote a lengthy missive<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Sharing_my_body_with_a_video_game_character</ref> on the "ongoing" events in his real life, alongside Cwcville. According to him, [[Magi-chan]] teleported to the real world and scanned Chris's Sega Dreamcast, saying there was a powerful force inside the console. Chris left the console on for 24 hours to "charge" it, and then touched it, getting shocked, and somehow pulling out a fictional character into his body. Chris claims Uzume can control his body and speak through him with her own voice.

On 13 November, he retconed his delusion, saying that he had not been sharing his body with Uzume, but a clone of her named "Orange Spiral Seal," also mentioning a battle against "Kurome." He no longer has the voice of Uzume in his head, but still retains "the powers of the four main Goddesses, as well as [his] own powers."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Mistaken_about_being_linked_with_Uzume</ref>. A fan of the Hyperdimension games deciphered Chris's autistic textwall:

{{quoteboxyellow|According to the lore of Megadimension VII, Uzume Tennouboshi and Kurome Ankokuboshi are two halves of the same being. In the case, the personification of the Sega Dreamcast, with the former represent its potential and the latter its failure.

In the best ending of MDM VII, Kurome is defeated, and Uzume manages to reabsorb Kurome into herself, while the former as the dominant of the two, thus preventing further damage to reality by the latter and rendering them one gestalt being like they were before the split in the backstory.

Chris has apparently read up on this and has rendered his own butchered, bastardized retelling, only tacking on some other nonsense to tie it into his real life insanity.

According to ACTUAL canon, this changes jack shit aside from the fact Uzume's Hyde counterpart to her Jekyll is no longer running around doing evil shit, but that's IT.

The rest is just Chris going further off the deep end.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-neptunia-headcanon-q-a-thread.36274/page-6#post-2764377</ref>}}

==New hero in CWCville==
[[File:Battery-Charge Heart intro2.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Battery-Charge Heart; CPU of CWCville, Virginia, aka Tank Destroyer, made her debut on 11 December via a Facebook post.

Her powers include:

*[[Chris Loses It|Can rip a tank in half with her hands]]
*[[11042009 51 50|Can lift five tanks at once]]
*Has an exploding [[S-Chu Ball]] launcher
*Shield made from "the best heavy-duty lightweight allow [sic]." Withstands 10,000 pounds.
*Wings paralyze all others on contact
*Heavy-duty lightning blade. Summoned from her subspace. Withstands one-million-plus pounds of force. ''[something about shocks and paralyzing]''. Cuts through 100 tons of metal.

Chris's initials are featured on her uniform.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Hyperdimension_Neptunia_invades_CWCville1.jpg|Featuring [[Count Graduon]], [[Discord]], [[Night Star]], [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] and Uzume.
Hyperdimension Neptunia invades CWCville2.jpg|CWC Defense
Chris depicts reality and fiction blending.jpg|Chris depicting the events leading up to sharing his body with Uzume.
Neptuniatwitter.png
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan Videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = The Ballad of Chris-chan and Uzume Tennouboshi
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4TIUWhCKca0}}
| maker = MadcrazeTV
| stardate = 13 [[November 2017]]
}}

{{clear}}

==Sources==
<references/>

Template:Begging Counter

2017-12-05T15:40:45Z

Don'tCallAnybody: New pages!

*It has been {{#expr: (-1500736201 +{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for money.

*It has been {{#expr: (-1512416856+{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris worked on his [[Patreon|paid obligations]] to work on the [[Sonichu_12-9|Sonichu comic.]]

*It has been {{#expr: (-1253880000 +{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris [[Kacey Call 21|applied for a job]].

<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1=
=== How to update ===

# Find the date of the last time Chris begged or made a new Sonichu page, then convert it to Epoch time, using a site such as [http://www.epochconverter.com/ this one].
# Replace the old timestamp, between <nowiki>{{#expr:</nowiki> and <nowiki>+{{#time:U}}</nowiki>, with the new one. Leave the minus sign.
}}
[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude>

Inventions

2017-11-21T15:27:07Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Better than Leonardo da Vinci */

{{Merge|Relics of Fail}}

[[File:Tesla.jpg|thumb|[[wikipedia:Nikola Tesla|Nikola Tesla]], another famous inventor who had a mental disorder and died a virgin. The similarities end at this point.]]

{{quote|"Necessity is the mother of invention", and I have invented quite a few crafts that have served me well.|Chris's reply to "Leonardo da Vinci", CWCipedia [[Mailbag]].}}

[[Chris]] is truly a renaissance man, with many '''inventions''' to his credit. He draws [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], makes [[YouTube|videos]], is an accomplished [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|singer]], models sculptures out of [[CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC|clay]], provides voices for the [[Official Videobooks]], and much more. But being the [[David Alan Chandler|second]] son of the outstanding inventor [[Bob Chandler]], the man who designed controls for plastic water container molding machines (without which Chris would have no [[Fapcup|cup]] from which to [[Recycling|drink]] his [[Semen|navy]]), our hero just couldn't suppress his natural talent to invent. Thus, Chris added being an inventor extraordinaire to his long list of "accomPLISHments."

==Better than Leonardo da Vinci==
In [[November 2009]], Chris received an [[Mailbag 1#Chris the inventor|e-mail]] from a [[Troll|fan]] roleplaying as the late Leonardo da Vinci, one of the great artists with whom Chris has compared himself [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|in the past]] (managing to forget the great Italian's name and misspell his surname). Leo ironically stated that he considers Chris his [[Chris and art|"artistic equal"]], and asked if the [[autistic]] [[Chris and English|genius]] has a similar knack to making inventions, for which Leonardo himself was famous. Being the egotistical and vain person he is, Chris could not allow even Leonardo da Vinci to excel him in any field. Chris was quick to assure Mr. da Vinci in his [[Mailbag]] reply that he is, indeed, an inventor as well, and proceeded to list three of the most outstanding of his inventions.

===The Four Great Inventions of Christian Weston Chandler===
'''I.''' The "One set of Inventions" including:
*[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]];
*[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]];
*City of [[CWCville]]. (Not really inventions so much as they are fictional concepts, and [[Chris and Copyright|incredibly derivative ones]], at that.) Of course, given [[Chris and reality|Chris's tenuous grasp on reality]], he may not realize this.

'''II.''' A "heavy-duty case", "built from [[Lego]]s and held together with tape", whose main purpose is "to hold [his] 20+ [[Card games#Pokémon TCG|Pok'emon]] [sic] Trading Card Game Decks with an area designed for damage counters, die and such". This is something that may have been a significant accomplishment for say, a 9-year-old, but when a 28-year-old man lists something he built with Lego as an "invention," it can only evoke facepalming. Moreover, Chris did not invent Legos; he merely put them together.

'''III.''' The [[Dating education|Dating Education Class]], which is purely theoretical, and therefore hasn't even been invented yet.

'''IV.''' The [[iDea Book Case]], whose main purpose is to store Chris's iOS products.

==See also==
*[[Bob Chandler]]
*[[Chris and copyright]]

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Media produced by Chris-chan]]

ChrisAfterChristmas2004

2017-11-17T15:11:16Z

Don'tCallAnybody: Terribly overpiped

'''ChrisAfterChristmas2004''' is a video leaked on the [[Kiwi Farms]] on 17 [[December 2014]]. The video itself is actually the end minute of a [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|13-minute video]] Chris filmed on [[Christmas]] in 2004. In this video, Chris talked about the events of the day and his [[gal-pal]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]].

The video is actually from the Director's Cut version of his [[DVD]] that [[Catherine]] got a copy of, proving its existence.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = ChrisAfterChristmas2004
| video = {{#ev:youtube|mnCUi2H87mk}}
| stardate = [[December 2004|25 December 2004]]
| subject = {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt =
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part 2|ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004]]
| next =
}}

=== Transcript ===
Well, that [[Speech impediment|wasinstar]] family [[Christmas]] of [[2004]]. I did get some nice gifts, but...it does not compare to having a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that I can [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|make into a girlfriend]]. [''[[stress sigh]]''] So, at least from the family part, we did get to spend [quality timetogether watching some [[Monty Python|British comedy]]...so on the family part that's...that's been good. Uh, but unfortunately I was hoping for her to come but she didn't, my fr--my, uh, lifelong friend, [[Sarah Hammer]]. [''sigh''] Y'know, if she had not been paired up with that jerk [[Wes Iseli]], could have her, but seriously though, I wish she was here so I could talk to her, and so she could help me in my [[Love Quest|quest]] to get a boyfriend-free, 18-22 year-old girl...18 to 23 years on [[Chris's birthday|February 24th]], 2005. Well, anyway, uh, that pretty much sums up, uh, my, uh, Christmas season for this year, so, uh, as they say in show biz: goodbye folks!

==References==
<references/>

{{CWC on TV}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2004-12-25]]

CWCville

2017-11-17T15:08:47Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Economy */

{{DeadLinks}}
[[File:Damntrolls.png|center|450px]]

{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}

{{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community with happy people, [[boyfriend-free girl|cool chicks]] and a [[virgin with rage|frustrated male]]...|Narrator, [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]<ref>[[:File:SchuComic3Page30.jpg]]</ref>}}
'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville"), also spelled as '''Cwcville''', is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s imaginary world, created from a combination of his twisted views on the world and pop-culture to work as a place where he can hide away from the hardships of [[Chris and Reality|reality]] and make all his wishes, ideas, and deranged fantasies become true.

==Overview==
[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]
[[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]

CWCville is the setting of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], a city in [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] is Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref> Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE".<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life.

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] stems from the fact that he can retreat to CWCville, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the Jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts, such as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkop]]s and resurrecting his dead dog, is due to the fact that in CWCville, his will is supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to redact the statement claiming "I am still the mayor of CWCville, there is [sic] no elections."<ref> Chris-chan discusses </ref> <ref>[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32/> Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed [[LEGO]] kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In February 2011, Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city "still stands strong today within my own mind and hands."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]</ref>

The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]</ref> in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

[[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|left|CWCville, as portrayed by Chris in his videos.]]
Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Cincinnati or [[Ohio trip|Cleveland]], for example, were less important than Charlottesville.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,<ref name=p32>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32]</ref> also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.

However, a map in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] shows CWCville as being near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the [[Wikipedia:Kantō region|Kantō region]] in Japan. It is also located near [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square]], found in Sonic the Hedgehog's world.

Given Chris's humongous ego, it's surprising that he didn't give himself Presidency over a whole country to begin with, or better yet, a whole fucking planet. It may be that this apparent restraint on Chris's part is evidence of his extremely limited worldview in which his entire world centers around his immediate surroundings, namely his hometown of Ruckersville and nearby Charlottesville. This weak sense of one's surroundings is a trait which is typically seen only in young children who have yet to experience enough of life to develop an understanding that there is more to the world than their immediate surroundings. Yet even in his ultimate self-serving fantasy, in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, Chris, in his stunted imagination, has only titled himself mayor of a city, which based on his maps consists of so few buildings it would only qualify as a village or hamlet in real life (although this could also be explained by his physical and mental laziness). He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], an Sonichu Hyrule [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]], but he actually let someone else rule it. All this suggests that, at least in terms of his understanding of the world, Chris lags behind even an early grade school age child.

==Etymology==
One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym", while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". A sign on the door to his room reads "Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

Without knowing the "correct" pronunciation of the name, the fact remains that "CWCville", unlike any proper English word, begins with four consonants in a row. Using conventional phonology, the name is pretty difficult to pronounce, unless you're Welsh, in which case it would be pronounced "cookville".

==Government and politics==
{{Quote|And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING|Chris, explaining the totalitarian state to [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]].}}
{{Quote|Is CWCVille under martial law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]].}}
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Note how Chris [[Obesity|needs an arrow]] [[Chris and his Ego|pointing to himself]]]]

According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Only [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] knows why it wasn't called RFCville, in fact all records and symbols of the old regime appear to have been erased (like the Roman practice of [[Wikipedia:damnatio memoriae|''damnatio memoriae'']], where all records of a traitor (statues, inscriptions, etc.) are erased after his death). It is unknown if Bob died before passing CWCville over to his son, as he has yet to be seen in the comic. However, since Chris believes CWCVille exists in an alternate universe, and the events in the comic seem to broadly mirror Chris's own reality (insofar as is pleasing to him), it can be assumed that Bob was still alive while Chris was mayor. This, coupled with the complete absence of any visual evidence of Bob's rule, suggests that Chris overthrew him, and perhaps still has him rotting in secret imprisonment somewhere. However, between Chris's stunted writing ability, laziness and ad-hoc manner of storytelling, it's unlikely we'll ever know for certain.

[[File:CWCville's zip code.png |thumb|CWCville's zip code.]]
CWCville is, in theory, part of the [[United States of America]], but in practice, it seems to be a quasi-independent city-state, similar to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEayQ0T-qA Hong Kong or Macau] in [[China]]. Oddly, Chris gives its ZIP code as 16429<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#CWCville.27s_zip_code</ref>; this is not a real US ZIP code, though if it was, it would place CWCville in the vicinity of Erie, Pennsylvania<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ZIP_code_prefixes</ref>. It is a real ''[[Spanish|Mexican]]'' postal code, corresponding to a neighborhood in Mexico City. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to U.S. ideals. The city seems more like the private domain of the Mayor than part of a larger federation.

According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government is a "King/Queen thing" for which there is no voting.<ref>[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]</ref> The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building.<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref> The right to vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville). Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,<ref>[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]</ref> Chris shows that they still hold no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to. For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the "game plan" as a ''fait accompli''. In all, CWCVille's government more resembles an absolute monarchy or the Roman Republic under Caesar than any American polity.

[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. Note the "SS" runes.]]

The Mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]], even though many dictatorships ''are'' hereditary.<ref>*The [[Wikipedia:Assad family|Assad dynasty]] in Syria *The [[Wikipedia:Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier]] [[Wikipedia:François Duvalier|dynasty]] in Haiti *The [[Wikipedia:Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila]] [[Wikipedia:Joseph Kabila|dynasty]] in DR Congo *The [[Wikipedia:Kim dynasty (North Korea)|Kim dynasty]] in North Korea The [[Wikipedia:Pahlavi dynasty|Pahlavi dynasty]] in Iran </ref>

Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],<ref>[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]</ref> but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that [[Wikipedia:Doublethink|he was always the ruler]] and that there would be no further elections.

[[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people]]

A self-proclaimed police force don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random. [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest an official with the capability of ultra-human powers, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states. It must be reiterated that Chris genuinely believes that CWCville is a good place to live.

Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are depowered, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] are arrested and subjected to a show trial not even a week after, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.

CWCville also pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet<ref name="Jackie Chat #3">[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]</ref>, and the Mayor's hedgehog friends receive free housing, credit cards and other gifts from his office, not unlike Soviet nomenklatura.

[[File:Mayor signer.png|thumb|200px|Charlottesville's Mayor Signer, also opposed to Pmurt.]]

In February 2017, prompted by President [[Pmurt]], Chris declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref>, [[Things Chris has ripped off|mirroring a proposal by Charlottesville's real-life mayor]]. He has also suggested that CWCville does not recognize Trump as president at all, lending further credence to the theory that CWCville is not actually part of the United States.

Between his Facebook posts and new issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris has revealed significant changes to CWCville since [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], showing that during the hiatus of [[Sonichu 11]], he had simply continued his fantasy/coping mechanism in his [[autism|mind]].

*Chris is no longer the mayor. [[Allison Amber]], formerly the mayor's secretary, took up the role. The circumstances of Chris's resignation are unclear, and it is unknown whether Amber was ever elected or if CWCville remains a dictatorship.

*Chris gave himself the position of the city's [[Ego|creator]] instead, since holding the imaginary responsibilities of a small-town mayor is too much [[stress]] for him. Of course, his new position still earns Chris VIP treatment from the townspeople.

*The city has become ''even more'' of a police-state, with [[Magi-Chan]] reading the minds of the populace to determine if anyone if a threat. Ironically, this is a far more extreme solution than anything President Trump has done, including his executive order to shut down entry from select countries, which Chris has criticized.

*On the other hand, [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] shows CWCville celebrating its [[SLGBTQ]] pride festival, indicating a reversal of Chris's long-standing homophobia and possibly a continuation of Chris's repeal-by-fiat in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] of the city's anti-gay legislation.

{{-}}

==Economy==
[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]
CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the Mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the Mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. [[Tobacky|Tobacco]], unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry, which by all reasonable analysis, means it is very likely one of the single most-smuggled contraband items into CWCville writ large, fetching black marketeers windfall profits.

CWCville also mints its own currency, which comes in confusing denominations - there are two coins: the C-Quarter and W-Quarter, ten C-Quarters equaling one W-Quarter, indicating that [[Honor roll|Chris has no idea what "quarter" means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver-colored edge and a red "W" on the obverse ,while the C-Quarter is C-shaped and possesses a silver edge. Fines are levied in U.S. dollars, for unknown reasons: perhaps to add to the foreign currency reserves of the tottering dictatorship.

As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house a population of 900-1,800 indigents, and come equipped with free cable TV.<ref>[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]</ref> This means that the small city of CWCville has a homeless population of at least 10,000 (in comparison, the entire nation of Japan has just over 6,000<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population</ref>). The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], page 21</ref>

Strangely enough, Sonichu and Rosechu, both being too lazy to work, get $3,500 per month, (as shown in [[Mailbag 21]]), which is unusually a large sum of [[Chris and money|money]] for a [[monthly tugboat]]. This, also coupled with the unusually high homelessness rate, could tell us that CWCville possibly severely overtaxes its citizens to feed its [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|delusional, power-hungry dictator's]] multiple [[Dating Education|vanity]] [[TrollBusters|projects]].

Chris claims that the city has "a lot of [[Kevin the Jew|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like new york," and is on the stock exchange.<ref name="Jackie Chat #3"/>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:EmperorChris.png|How Chris sees himself as Cwcville's ruler.
Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|Artist's deception of CWCville's beloved Mayor.
Image:Big-brother-is-watching-you-94815124855.png|The future of CWCville.
Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|The great <strike>dictator</strike> director on his throne.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCville Tour Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8UP6mEJrj1I}}
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/user/MycalFelps MycalFelps]
| stardate = 11 [[May 2010]]
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCVille Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)

{{CWCverse}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]
[[Category:Fictional places]]

CWCville

2017-11-17T15:04:51Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{DeadLinks}}
[[File:Damntrolls.png|center|450px]]

{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}

{{Quote|The city of CWCville, a vibrant community with happy people, [[boyfriend-free girl|cool chicks]] and a [[virgin with rage|frustrated male]]...|Narrator, [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]<ref>[[:File:SchuComic3Page30.jpg]]</ref>}}
'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville"), also spelled as '''Cwcville''', is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s imaginary world, created from a combination of his twisted views on the world and pop-culture to work as a place where he can hide away from the hardships of [[Chris and Reality|reality]] and make all his wishes, ideas, and deranged fantasies become true.

==Overview==
[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|left|The toys that started it all.]]
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville (note their postal code is the same as Chris's birthday and its address is nearly identical to his real address).]]
[[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|200px|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]

CWCville is the setting of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']], a city in [[Virginia]] of which [[Chris]] is Mayor-for-Life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect [[Chris and his Ego|his bias toward himself]]. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in [[Sonichu (comic)|his comic]], Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref> Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE".<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life.

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|ego]] stems from the fact that he can retreat to CWCville, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the Jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of the anthropomorphic [[Patti-Chan]]. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts, such as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkop]]s and resurrecting his dead dog, is due to the fact that in CWCville, his will is supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world, where he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville, or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly attempted to redact the statement claiming "I am still the mayor of CWCville, there is [sic] no elections."<ref> Chris-chan discusses </ref> <ref>[[Mumble 11|Mumble #11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32/> Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed [[LEGO]] kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade ''Sonichu'' items together on one table in his room. In February 2011, Chris claimed to have finally disassembled the LEGO model, but he insisted that the city "still stands strong today within my own mind and hands."<ref>[[Autism Tutorial Part 2]]</ref>

The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]</ref> in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

[[File:1920px-2008-0830-Charlottesville-DowntownMall.jpg|thumb|left|CWCville, as portrayed by Chris in his videos.]]
Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes"; as if Cincinnati or [[Ohio trip|Cleveland]], for example, were less important than Charlottesville.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,<ref name=p32>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32]</ref> also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.

However, a map in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] shows CWCville as being near Pallet Town and Giovanni's Gym in Viridian City, featured in the ''[[Pokémon]]'' series and located in Kanto, an area based on the [[Wikipedia:Kantō region|Kantō region]] in Japan. It is also located near [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure#Gameplay|Station Square]], found in Sonic the Hedgehog's world.

Given Chris's humongous ego, it's surprising that he didn't give himself Presidency over a whole country to begin with, or better yet, a whole fucking planet. It may be that this apparent restraint on Chris's part is evidence of his extremely limited worldview in which his entire world centers around his immediate surroundings, namely his hometown of Ruckersville and nearby Charlottesville. This weak sense of one's surroundings is a trait which is typically seen only in young children who have yet to experience enough of life to develop an understanding that there is more to the world than their immediate surroundings. Yet even in his ultimate self-serving fantasy, in which he's given himself unchecked power for life, Chris, in his stunted imagination, has only titled himself mayor of a city, which based on his maps consists of so few buildings it would only qualify as a village or hamlet in real life (although this could also be explained by his physical and mental laziness). He later created the land of [[RuleCWC]], an Sonichu Hyrule [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripoff]], but he actually let someone else rule it. All this suggests that, at least in terms of his understanding of the world, Chris lags behind even an early grade school age child.

==Etymology==
One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade ''Pokémon'' cards]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym", while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". A sign on the door to his room reads "Christian W. Chandler's Cwickville City Gym". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville, etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

Without knowing the "correct" pronunciation of the name, the fact remains that "CWCville", unlike any proper English word, begins with four consonants in a row. Using conventional phonology, the name is pretty difficult to pronounce, unless you're Welsh, in which case it would be pronounced "cookville".

==Government and politics==
{{Quote|And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING|Chris, explaining the totalitarian state to [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]].}}
{{Quote|Is CWCVille under martial law?|[[Jack Thaddeus]].}}
[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Note how Chris [[Obesity|needs an arrow]] [[Chris and his Ego|pointing to himself]]]]

According to [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Only [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] knows why it wasn't called RFCville, in fact all records and symbols of the old regime appear to have been erased (like the Roman practice of [[Wikipedia:damnatio memoriae|''damnatio memoriae'']], where all records of a traitor (statues, inscriptions, etc.) are erased after his death). It is unknown if Bob died before passing CWCville over to his son, as he has yet to be seen in the comic. However, since Chris believes CWCVille exists in an alternate universe, and the events in the comic seem to broadly mirror Chris's own reality (insofar as is pleasing to him), it can be assumed that Bob was still alive while Chris was mayor. This, coupled with the complete absence of any visual evidence of Bob's rule, suggests that Chris overthrew him, and perhaps still has him rotting in secret imprisonment somewhere. However, between Chris's stunted writing ability, laziness and ad-hoc manner of storytelling, it's unlikely we'll ever know for certain.

[[File:CWCville's zip code.png |thumb|CWCville's zip code.]]
CWCville is, in theory, part of the [[United States of America]], but in practice, it seems to be a quasi-independent city-state, similar to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piEayQ0T-qA Hong Kong or Macau] in [[China]]. Oddly, Chris gives its ZIP code as 16429<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#CWCville.27s_zip_code</ref>; this is not a real US ZIP code, though if it was, it would place CWCville in the vicinity of Erie, Pennsylvania<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ZIP_code_prefixes</ref>. It is a real ''[[Spanish|Mexican]]'' postal code, corresponding to a neighborhood in Mexico City. The city does not follow American electoral law, uses its own currency, and has several characteristics anathema to U.S. ideals. The city seems more like the private domain of the Mayor than part of a larger federation.

According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government is a "King/Queen thing" for which there is no voting.<ref>[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails]]</ref> The non-elected leader does what he pleases as Mayor-for-Life with supreme power, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the CWCville Trade Center Building.<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref> The right to vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]] (though [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville). Despite allowing elections for Board of Director Members,<ref>[[Mailbag 37|Mailbag #37]]</ref> Chris shows that they still hold no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the Mayor is not obligated to listen to. For example, he does not discuss attacking the [[4-cent garbage.com]] building with them, he just tells them the "game plan" as a ''fait accompli''. In all, CWCVille's government more resembles an absolute monarchy or the Roman Republic under Caesar than any American polity.

[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. Note the "SS" runes.]]

The Mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, claiming that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#Apparently North Korea's not a dictatorship|inherited the town from his father]], even though many dictatorships ''are'' hereditary.<ref>*The [[Wikipedia:Assad family|Assad dynasty]] in Syria *The [[Wikipedia:Jean-Claude Duvalier|Duvalier]] [[Wikipedia:François Duvalier|dynasty]] in Haiti *The [[Wikipedia:Laurent-Désiré Kabila|Kabila]] [[Wikipedia:Joseph Kabila|dynasty]] in DR Congo *The [[Wikipedia:Kim dynasty (North Korea)|Kim dynasty]] in North Korea The [[Wikipedia:Pahlavi dynasty|Pahlavi dynasty]] in Iran </ref>

Chris originally planned to hand over the role of Mayor to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his sister Crystal]] in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]],<ref>[[Miyamoto_Saga#From_Chris_to_Miyamoto]]</ref> but later decided not to. On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville. The next day, Chris revoked his edict that made MAYS the new Mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]]. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST, his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS was still the Mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS died in his mayoral mansion, allegedly due to a cocaine overdose, but the hand of Chandler was suspected. The city was plunged into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris chan Discusses|post-coup interview]] that [[Wikipedia:Doublethink|he was always the ruler]] and that there would be no further elections.

[[File:SchuComic10P78.jpg|thumb|left|The Mayor addresses his people]]

A self-proclaimed police force don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random. [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Sonichu (comic)|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]]. Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to oversee or contest an official with the capability of ultra-human powers, it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comic|immunity from prosecution]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states. It must be reiterated that Chris genuinely believes that CWCville is a good place to live.

Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remained at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered, and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] and [[Manajerks]] are depowered, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] was murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean, and [[Mao]] are arrested and subjected to a show trial not even a week after, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the Mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in cruel and inhumane ways.

CWCville also pays for the [[TrollBusters]]' private jet<ref name="Jackie Chat #3">[[Jackie Chat 3|Jackie Chat #3]]</ref>, and the Mayor's hedgehog friends receive free housing, credit cards and other gifts from his office, not unlike Soviet nomenklatura.

[[File:Mayor signer.png|thumb|200px|Charlottesville's Mayor Signer, also opposed to Pmurt.]]

In February 2017, prompted by President [[Pmurt]], Chris declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#CWCville is a sanctuary city]]</ref>, [[Things Chris has ripped off|mirroring a proposal by Charlottesville's real-life mayor]]. He has also suggested that CWCville does not recognize Trump as president at all, lending further credence to the theory that CWCville is not actually part of the United States.

Between his Facebook posts and new issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris has revealed significant changes to CWCville since [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], showing that during the hiatus of [[Sonichu 11]], he had simply continued his fantasy/coping mechanism in his [[autism|mind]].

*Chris is no longer the mayor. [[Allison Amber]], formerly the mayor's secretary, took up the role. The circumstances of Chris's resignation are unclear, and it is unknown whether Amber was ever elected or if CWCville remains a dictatorship.

*Chris gave himself the position of the city's [[Ego|creator]] instead, since holding the imaginary responsibilities of a small-town mayor is too much [[stress]] for him. Of course, his new position still earns Chris VIP treatment from the townspeople.

*The city has become ''even more'' of a police-state, with [[Magi-Chan]] reading the minds of the populace to determine if anyone if a threat. Ironically, this is a far more extreme solution than anything President Trump has done, including his executive order to shut down entry from select countries, which Chris has criticized.

*On the other hand, [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] shows CWCville celebrating its [[SLGBTQ]] pride festival, indicating a reversal of Chris's long-standing homophobia and possibly a continuation of Chris's repeal-by-fiat in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] of the city's anti-gay legislation.

{{-}}

==Economy==
[[File:Cwccash.jpg|thumb|CWCville currency]]
CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over: the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the Mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the Mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. [[Tobacky|Tobacco]], unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry, which by all reasonable analysis, means it is very likely one of the single most-smuggled contraband items into CWCville writ large, fetching black marketeers windfall profits.

CWCville also mints its own currency, which comes in confusing denominations - there are two coins: the C-Quarter and W-Quarter, ten C-Quarters equaling one W-Quarter, indicating that [[Honor roll|Chris has no idea what "quarter" means]]. The W-Quarter is round and golden in color, with a silver-colored edge and a red "W" on the obverse ,while the C-Quarter possesses a silver edge and a blue letter C on the obverse. Fines are levied in U.S. dollars, for unknown reasons: perhaps to add to the foreign currency reserves of the tottering dictatorship.

As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], ten homeless shelters have been set up: Chris himself claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house a population of 900-1,800 indigents, and come equipped with free cable TV.<ref>[[Mailbag 20|Mailbag #20]]</ref> This means that the small city of CWCville has a homeless population of at least 10,000 (in comparison, the entire nation of [[Anime|Japan]] has just over 6,000<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population</ref>). The Mayor's personal friends, such as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], live in state-sponsored, suburban housing. He also supplied furniture for [[Wild Sonichu]].<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], page 21</ref>

Strangely enough, Sonichu and Rosechu, both being too lazy to work, get $3,500 per month, (as shown in [[Mailbag 21]]), which is unusually a large sum of [[Chris and money|money]] for a [[monthly tugboat]]. This, also coupled with the unusually high homelessness rate, could tell us that CWCville possibly severely overtaxes its citizens to feed its [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|delusional, power-hungry dictator's]] multiple [[Dating Education|vanity]] [[TrollBusters|projects]].

Chris claims that the city has "a lot of [[Kevin the Jew|jews]] and [[Inos|immigrants]], like new york," and is on the stock exchange.<ref name="Jackie Chat #3"/>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:EmperorChris.png|How Chris sees himself as Cwcville's ruler.
Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|Artist's deception of CWCville's beloved Mayor.
Image:Big-brother-is-watching-you-94815124855.png|The future of CWCville.
Image:0858-Cwcville7.JPG|The great <strike>dictator</strike> director on his throne.
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWCville Tour Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8UP6mEJrj1I}}
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/user/MycalFelps MycalFelps]
| stardate = 11 [[May 2010]]
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

== Sources ==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130210092136/http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCVille Chronicles] (archive from 10 Feb 2013)
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)

{{CWCverse}}
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Pages with fan videos]]
[[Category:Fictional places]]

Operation BARBarossa

2017-11-16T20:22:20Z

Don'tCallAnybody: "dentists" bullet, cleared up plagarization from Wikipedia

[[Image:Nacwc.jpg|thumb|200px|CWC propaganda poster]]

'''Operation BARBarossa''' was a plan created by Chris, on 14 [[November 2017]], to combat the enemy forces of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Gamindustri]], after [[Silvana]] was allegedly taken hostage by a Russian billionaire<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Silvana is captured]]</ref>. Actions included praying to the Goddesses of Gamindustri, playing the Hyperdimension Neptunia games/watching the anime, and [[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World|dancing to Serbian polka music]].

On 15 November, Chris made a post claiming the operation had been a success, seeing Silvana's safe return, along with a peace treaty being made with [[Count Graduon]], acquiring his troops and services. Prison camps to turn enemies into allies were made on the outskirts of Cwcville, which was, according to Chris, "full of large ovens to keep the people warm, and even top-notch dentistry with well trained doctors also running the clinic. The camps also have some of the best showers a prisoner can ask for; Shower Stalls with privacy walls."<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Operation BARBarossa is a success]]</ref>

{{quotebox|ATTENTION, EVERYONE!
The post Facebook just recommended is appropriate for the Good News, with some bad, I have to share.
Operation BARBarossa was well and good; Silvana Rosechu has been rescued. There was a battle of the war of our new common enemy that lasted the past couple of days. We lost a few good soldiers in the process; may they Rest In Peace, that their efforts were not in vain. Also, after Silvana got captured, until the mutual foe is down for good at least, Count Graduon and Cwcville’s Christine Weston Chandler signed a peace treaty, as Graduon offered his troops and services for the effort.
The fight was North beyond Ruckersville, and the commander of the enemy waves were going to push the fight into Charlottesville. Thankfully, with the help of the CWC Defense Army Division, My Autobots, and my family, our large group kept the enemy back.
Then, Christine initiated a Very Smart Operation: Fine Ol’ Solution. There were Cloakers and similar bad people of interest in Cwcville (not counting Graduon and his crew); they rounded the Cloakers and baddies up and in a Large plot of land Graduon donated, a Prison Camp with Great facilities for reforming the bad pawns to good people.
After rounding up the Cloakers and bad guys there, our foes retreated! And our groups of Brave and Powerful Heroes are free to return to their homes and rest.
Built on Cwcville’s soil, not in the city, though; outside of the city. Graduon donated a lot of land to build prison camps full of large ovens to keep the people warm, and even top-notch dentistry with well trained doctors also running the clinic. The camps also have some of the best showers a prisoner can ask for; Shower Stalls with privacy walls.
We all in Charlottesville, Ruckersville, all places to the north of us, And the people of Cwcville can sleep more safely now.
Your Shares to the Gamindustri Goddesses really helped us in this battle. Thank You, Everyone, for your Love, Kindness and most Generous Support! Please continue to offer your shares to them for any and all other future conflicts Here on our World, and in all of the Other Worlds, Realities and Dimensions.
Have a Great Day, Earth! We’ve All Helped make it more safe!}}

==Similarities to the Holocaust==

Since Chris has begun posting about his operation, many people have noticed, and called him out on, having similarities to concentration camps and Nazis from World War II. It is possible he has no idea that what he is writing is similar to the Holocaust, based on his history of sleeping during class in high school and his [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Japan War Essay|essay on World War II]], where he said the war was started because of invasion of privacy. However, at 35 years old, almost everyone in the US is aware of the Holocaust and what horrible crimes were committed there.

*'''Operation BARBarossa''' - The name of the operation itself is the exact same name of the operation that the Nazis planned on Soviet Russia. While Chris may have thought it was a cute nod to his [[Barb|elderly mother]], Operation Barbarossa was the code name for the Axis invasion of the Soviet Union, starting Sunday, 22 June 1941, during World War II. The operation stemmed from Nazi Germany's ideological aims to conquer the western Soviet Union so that it could be repopulated by Germans, to use Slavs as a slave-labour force for the Axis war-effort, and to seize the oil reserves of the Caucasus and the agricultural resources of Soviet territories.

*'''Fine Ol' Solution''' - Chris's "very smart operation", the Fine Ol' Solution, had an action plan to round up all of the enemies that Cwcville was fighting against and put them into prison camps to reform them. Adolf Hitler's Final Solution was an action plan to annihilate and murder all Jews within reach, and was not limited to the European continent. This was to take place after Operation Barbarossa had commenced, and culminated in the Holocaust which saw the killing of 90 percent of Jewish Poles, and two-thirds of the Jewish population of Europe.

*'''Prison Camps''' - According to Chris, Count Graduon donated large amounts of land to build prison camps to reform enemy troops into allies. Included were large ovens to "keep them warm", and showers. This sounds exactly like the concentration camps that were used to torture and kill Jews during the Holocaust. Ovens were used to cremate dead bodies, gas chambers were disguised as showers.

*'''Dentists''' - Nazi officials would remove gold and silver teeth from their prisoners before executing them.

*'''Location''' - The battle took place in Ruckersville, VA. During World War II, the United States Army Air Forces established numerous airfields in Virginia for training pilots and aircrews of USAAF fighters and bombers.

*'''Propaganda''' - Chris describes the prison camps as a cheerful place with "Great facilities" where villains can be reformed, and taken care of by "top-notch dentistry with well trained doctors also running the clinic[s]". This sounds very similar to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theresienstadt_(film) Theresienstadt], a Nazi propaganda film shot in the concentration camp of Theresienstadt. In 1944, the Nazi government had perpetrated a hoax against the Danish Red Cross by taking them on a tour of the Theresienstadt concentration camp. They "beautified" and cleaned the camp prior to arrival and arranged cultural activities to give the appearance of a happy, industrious community.

Besides the Nazi/Holocaust undertones, it is worth noting that the song Chris danced to, "Bog je srbin i on će nas čuvati" ("Remove Kebab"), is a blatant Serbian propaganda song from the [[wikipedia:Bosnian War|Bosnian War]], where Serbian soldiers committed [[wikipedia:Bosnian genocide|another genocide]]. Chris seems to know the song only as an internet meme, and is ignorant to its meaning and the context of its creation.

==See Also==

*[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]
*[[Twin Falling Towers]]
*[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]
*[[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris]]
*[[Chris and death]]

==Sources==
<references/>

Operation BARBarossa

2017-11-16T17:44:21Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

[[Image:Nacwc.jpg|thumb|200px|CWC propaganda poster]]

'''Operation BARBarossa''' was a plan created by Chris, on 14 [[November 2017]], to combat the enemy forces of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Gamindustri]], after [[Silvana]] was allegedly taken hostage by a Russian billionaire<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Silvana is captured]]</ref>. Actions included praying to the Goddesses of Gamindustri, playing the Hyperdimension Neptunia games/watching the anime, and [[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World|dancing to Serbian polka music]].

On 15 November, Chris made a post claiming the operation had been a success, seeing Silvana's safe return, along with a peace treaty being made with [[Count Graduon]], acquiring his troops and services. Prison camps to turn enemies into allies were made on the outskirts of Cwcville, which was, according to Chris, "full of large ovens to keep the people warm, and even top-notch dentistry with well trained doctors also running the clinic. The camps also have some of the best showers a prisoner can ask for; Shower Stalls with privacy walls."<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Operation BARBarossa is a success]]</ref>

{{quotebox|1="ATTENTION, EVERYONE!

The post Facebook just recommended is appropriate for the Good News, with some bad, I have to share.

Operation BARBarossa was well and good; Silvana Rosechu has been rescued. There was a battle of the war of our new common enemy that lasted the past couple of days. We lost a few good soldiers in the process; may they Rest In Peace, that their efforts were not in vain. Also, after Silvana got captured, until the mutual foe is down for good at least, Count Graduon and Cwcville’s Christine Weston Chandler signed a peace treaty, as Graduon offered his troops and services for the effort.

The fight was North beyond Ruckersville, and the commander of the enemy waves were going to push the fight into Charlottesville. Thankfully, with the help of the CWC Defense Army Division, My Autobots, and my family, our large group kept the enemy back.

Then, Christine initiated a Very Smart Operation: Fine Ol’ Solution. There were Cloakers and similar bad people of interest in Cwcville (not counting Graduon and his crew); they rounded the Cloakers and baddies up and in a Large plot of land Graduon donated, a Prison Camp with Great facilities for reforming the bad pawns to good people.

After rounding up the Cloakers and bad guys there, our foes retreated! And our groups of Brave and Powerful Heroes are free to return to their homes and rest.

Built on Cwcville’s soil, not in the city, though; outside of the city. Graduon donated a lot of land to build prison camps full of large ovens to keep the people warm, and even top-notch dentistry with well trained doctors also running the clinic. The camps also have some of the best showers a prisoner can ask for; Shower Stalls with privacy walls.

We all in Charlottesville, Ruckersville, all places to the north of us, And the people of Cwcville can sleep more safely now.

Your Shares to the Gamindustri Goddesses really helped us in this battle. Thank You, Everyone, for your Love, Kindness and most Generous Support! Please continue to offer your shares to them for any and all other future conflicts Here on our World, and in all of the Other Worlds, Realities and Dimensions.

Have a Great Day, Earth! We’ve All Helped make it more safe!"

{{clear}}

==Similarities to the Holocaust==

Since Chris has begun posting about his operation, many people have noticed, and called him out on, having similarities to concentration camps and Nazis from World War II. It is possible he has no idea that what he is writing is similar to the Holocaust, based on his history of sleeping during class in high school and his [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Japan War Essay|essay on World War II]], where he said the war was started because of invasion of privacy. However, at 35 years old, almost everyone in the US is aware of the Holocaust and what horrible crimes were committed there.

*'''Operation BARBarossa''' - The name of the operation itself is the exact same name of the operation that the Nazis planned on Soviet Russia. While Chris may have thought it was a cute nod to his [[Barb|elderly mother]], Operation Barbarossa was the code name for the Axis invasion of the Soviet Union, starting Sunday, 22 June 1941, during World War II. The operation stemmed from Nazi Germany's ideological aims to conquer the western Soviet Union so that it could be repopulated by Germans, to use Slavs as a slave-labour force for the Axis war-effort, and to seize the oil reserves of the Caucasus and the agricultural resources of Soviet territories.

*'''Fine Ol' Solution''' - Chris's "very smart operation", the Fine Ol' Solution, had an action plan to round up all of the enemies that Cwcville was fighting against and put them into prison camps to reform them. Adolf Hitler's Final Solution was an action plan to annihilate and murder all Jews within reach, and was not limited to the European continent. This was to take place after Operation Barbarossa had commenced, and culminated in the Holocaust which saw the killing of 90 percent of Jewish Poles, and two-thirds of the Jewish population of Europe.

*'''Prison Camps''' - According to Chris, Count Graduon donated large amounts of land to build prison camps to reform enemy troops into allies. Included were large ovens to "keep them warm", showers, and dentists. This sounds exactly like the concentration camps that were used to torture and kill Jews during the Holocaust. Ovens were used to cremate dead bodies, gas chambers were disguised as showers, and Hitler used dentists to rip gold fillings from the teeth of Jews held captive.

*'''Location''' - The battle took place in Ruckersville, VA. During World War II, the United States Army Air Forces established numerous airfields in Virginia for training pilots and aircrews of USAAF fighters and bombers.

*'''Propaganda''' - Chris describes the prison camps as a cheerful place with "Great facilities" where villains can be reformed, and taken care of by "top-notch dentistry with well trained doctors also running the clinic[s]". This sounds very similar to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theresienstadt_(film) Theresienstadt], a Nazi propaganda film shot in the concentration camp of Theresienstadt. In 1944, the Nazi government had perpetrated a hoax against the Danish Red Cross by taking them on a tour of the Theresienstadt concentration camp. They "beautified" and cleaned the camp prior to arrival and arranged cultural activities to give the appearance of a happy, industrious community. To cover up the endemic overpopulation of the camp, numerous inmates were deported to Auschwitz before the arrival of the Red Cross delegation. The gimmick was so successful that the SS commander attempted to expand on it by having a Jewish actor-director make a short film about the camp to assure audiences that the inmates kept there were not being abused. In return, the Nazis promised that he would live. Shortly after he finished shooting the film, however, both he and other cast members were "evacuated" to Auschwitz, where they were gassed upon arrival.

Besides the Nazi/Holocaust undertones, it is worth noting that the song Chris danced to, "Bog je srbin i on će nas čuvati" ("Remove Kebab"), is a blatant Serbian propaganda song from the [[wikipedia:Bosnian War|Bosnian War]], where Serbian soldiers committed [[wikipedia:Bosnian genocide|another genocide]]. Chris seems to know the song only as an internet meme, and is ignorant to its meaning and the context of its creation.

==See Also==

*[[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay]]
*[[Twin Falling Towers]]
*[[Apology for 9/11 Joke]]
*[[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris]]
*[[Chris and death]]

==Sources==
<references/>

Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David

2017-11-16T13:49:03Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

'''Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 23 [[August 2011]], and part of the [[Calling Out]] series. Chris, still high on victory, turns his attention to [[BlueSpike]], believing him to be the cause of [[weens]] [[prank call]]ing his house solely to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAAAAAAY!]]" and call him [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]. His reasoning for going after BlueSpike also seemed to be more towards his condition of [[Asperger's]] and the fact that he has no job, likes big rooms and is a gamer, despite the fact that BlueSpike would only be about 15-16 by the time of the video and unable to get a proper job, unlike a certain 30-year-old we know. He "outs him" as fellow lolcow David Harlow, a.k.a. nesshelper, which is false for a multitude of reasons.

It, too, was removed from YouTube shortly after being posted due to "hate speech".

{{Infobox/video
| name = Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fuwe_jHBuVc}}
| stardate = 23 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|[[Internet]]}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Calling Out Saga|text}}, {{Julie|text}}
| shirt = Mix 107.3 Shirt
| previous = [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]
| next = [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]
}}

== Transcript ==
[[File:Toht.jpg|thumb|Chris looked at the Ark.]]

[''Chris puts his hand to his mouth and clears his throat''] JUUULAYYYYYY! JUUUULAAYY! IT'S IAN BRANDON ANDERSON! [''waves his hands''] JUUULLLAY! Hello, Ian! Why is your last name Brandon Anderson? JUUUUULLAYYY! [''blows raspberry while flipping the bird''] And that's who we are calling out next. The, uh, person who posed-pretended to be an adult woman but yet was a little, uh, little brat. Al...he was also known as his alias Max, and BlueSpike, but his real name is...[''hits pad of paper offscreen''] David! And he lives in...[''hits pad again''] California!

Don't know that much about his age, but he's at least 13 years old. And guess what...he is confirmed to have... [''dramatic lean forward''] Asperger's! And I don't care much for Aspergians, and I do not care to be associated with, erm, an-... and I do not accept the [''makes quote-marks hand gesture''] scientific fact that [[autism]] is linked to assburgers at any time. I would quote myself as to what I said in the esstra part of [[Autism Tutorial Extra|my ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' animation]], but I don't remember the words at this point.

''[picks up camera and turns around, with it facing the back of the room]''

Except that it definitely sounds like a bad cut of cow meat. And of course he was responsible for dat Julie fiasco and making me drive all the way to Cleveland, Ohioooo! And cutting up, one of the, cutting up the second medal, and ''[murmurs, sounding a bit like Popeye] [[Julie Reveals Herself|shoving it up my ass.]]'' And... he likes ''[dramatic gesture]'' big rooms! [[Chris and hypocrisy|And he has no job]]! And he is also a gamer. Here is a close up, featured from his photograph!

''[Chris turns the camera around to face the TV]''

''[high pitched]'' Look at his buck [[Fangs|teeth]]! ''normal again'' Or at least the gap between his teeth. That's a biiiig gap! Look at how big that gap is! Huh? Gap! Teeth! Buck teeth? Perhaps. But definitely a gap.

''[Chris turns the camera back towards himself while spinning around]''

And, Mr. David, you have until [[September 2011|September]] fifteenth to come up with the apology video, and leave me and my family and my friends at peace, oh, and also in your apology video tell everyone to stop making phonecalls to me that say ''[the [[Claw of Fail]]]'' JUUULLAAAAY! JUUULLLAAAYYY! And get rid... make sure that no-one ever calls me Ian Brandon Anderson ever again, because, ''[fast]'' [[wikipedia:That's Not My Name|thatisnotmyname]]! ''[long pause]'' You have until September fifteenth. JUUUULLLLAAAY- ''[cuts out]''

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]|nextlink=[[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]}}
{{Calling Out}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-23 b]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

S-Chu Ball

2017-11-07T17:29:12Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

[[Image:227-SchuBall.jpg|thumb|150px|An S-Chu Ball]]

An '''S-Chu Ball''' is a special type of Poké Ball used for the capture and storage of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric- or Hedgehog-type Pokémon]]. They receive very little mention in canon, as few of the Sonichus and Rosechus are ever stored in Balls. An S-Chu Ball appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and Chris claimed that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] can be stored in them in the plot for his ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode: ''"Then I break out my two S-Chu Balls, toss them and release Sonichu and Rosechu; more greetings."''<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22</ref> He also mentioned them in a phone call with [[Alec Benson Leary]].<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1]]</ref>

[[File:S-Chu ball 3.jpg|150px|left|thumb|The new S-Chu ball Chris made in 2017.]]
Chris slapped together a replica of a S-Chu ball using a Pokéball from [[Burger King]] topped with Model Magic, although he later lost a piece from it. He fashioned a new one in [[November 2017]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#New_S-Chu_ball</ref>. He also claims to have drawn an S-Chu Ball on the back of the [[Sonichu Medallion]] - this is probably what the blue blob to the right of his signature is.<ref> http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation</ref>

As the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] act more like humans than [[Pokémon]], it's not surprising that S-Chu Balls don't feature in ''Sonichu''. Oddly, [[Blazebob Sonichu]] and [[Chloe Rosechu]] were kept in ordinary Poké Balls.

The S-Chu Balls are often confused with the [[Sonichu Balls]], which hold some relevance to the plot, have a completely different function and are colored differently (S-Chu Balls are yellow and light blue, Sonichu Balls have a solid color).

==Gallery==
<div align="center">
<gallery>
File:0658-ANIME513.JPG|Chris holding an [[S-Chu Ball]] while dressed as his [[Christian Weston Chandler (character)|comic counterpart]].
File:Chrisangel02.png|On the medallion
File:Scb.PNG|On Comic Chris's DS
File:Comic CWC.PNG|Comic Chris holding an S-Chu Ball
File:Schub.jpg|[[Lego]] S-Chu Ball in Chris' Lego [[CWCville]]
File:225-SchuBall1.jpg|[[Pokemon|Pokémon TCG]] card
File:226-SchuBall2.jpg|[[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG]] card
File:121-CWCsGamecube.jpg|On his GameCube skin
File:092-PSPSonichu.jpg|On the [[PSP]]
File:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|GBA
File:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg|GBA
File:S-Chu ball 2.jpg|S-Chu ball with his signature.
</gallery>
</div>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Sonichu Balls]]
*[[Blazebob Sonichu]]
*[[Chloe Rosechu]]
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]
[[Category:Pokémon and Pokémon Trainers]]

Hyperdimension Neptunia

2017-11-07T17:26:53Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{ongoing}}
{{stub}}
{{quote|I have had to personally astral project and share my power with Christine there.|Chris, on battling invading forces from a video game.}}

'''Hyperdimension Neptunia''' is a video game franchise which is set on a fictional world named Gamindustri. Chris became a fan in late 2017, having watched the anime based on it<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_world_and_goddesses_need_your_help</ref>.

==Invasion of CWCville==
[[File:Hyperdimension Neptunia invades CWCville2.jpg|thumb|200px|CWC Defense]]
In early [[November 2017]], Chris pleaded with his Facebook followers to share their "Love And Shares With Neptune, Vert, Noire and Blanc, and help stop the wars that warrent in between!"

A few days later, Chris explained that enemy forces from Gamindustri had invaded [[CWCville]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2017_Facebook_posts#Gamindustri.27s_enemies_attack_CWCville</ref>.

{{clear}}

==Sources==
<references/>

Trolls

2017-11-03T13:03:27Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* The Few, the Proud, the Elite */

{{Articleofthenow}}

[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|center]]

{{quote|...[T]hey are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.|[[Chris]] on trolls.<ref>[[Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia#Friendship_Issues|Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>}}
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Bubbles]], in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].}}

[[Image:Faceless Trolls.png|thumb|120px|The Furies]]
[[Image:Ff7troll.png|thumb|300px|Now for the [[HEXBox]].]]

'''Trolls''' (numbered about eight billion strong) are various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to ruin the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autism|autistic]] manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites, making him take [[Nudes|pictures of himself unclothed]], and more.

==Pre-ED==
It is notable that Chris was bullied in real life before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known torment of Chris occurred when his lifelong-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|locked him under the house]] when they were children. The next notable bullying occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time, he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[MySpace messages#Lindsay|Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

But this was all child's play compared to what happened next....

== The Few, the Proud, the Elite ==

===Asperpedia Four===
Includes Alec Benson Leary (the creator of ''[[Asperchu]]''), [[Evan Christopher George]] (the creator of ''Simonchu'', and therefore [[Simonla]]), Sean August Watley (the creator of ''[[Moon-Pals]]''), and Mao Ling (the creator of the Asperpedia, which brought them all together).

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY MAYS]]

=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===
The infamous loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, and was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely death.

=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity.]]

"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzlUoAOpiak videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.

Not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]], who used the Blanca identity to score the first nudes.

=== [[BlueSpike]] ===
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", aka "Julie", aka "Max") is a thirteen-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] "Julie". He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion up his ass.

[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left).]]

=== Bryan Bash ===
Bryan Bash is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In|"Bob Walks In"]] audio file, and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].

=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===

[[image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|80px|right|Clyde Cash. The man. The legend. The guido.]]

The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of the people. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. Unfortunately it will not come to pass since Clyde is serving a life sentence for stealing the identity of Lee Hotti.

=== [[Emily]] ===
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].

[[File:Ahuvia.png|thumb|left|80px|Jack Thaddeus]]

=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.

[[File:Jimmuh hill.jpg|thumb|80px|Jimmy Hill]]

=== [[Jimmy Hill]] ===
A British sportscaster. He claimed to be the true original creator of Sonichu, the first openly gay cartoon character which briefly became very popular in Europe in 2009.

=== [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] ===
The original creator of the [[ED]] page.

=== [[Man in the Pickle Suit|The Jew in the Pickle Suit]] ===
A real-life pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|left|80px|The [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris]]

=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris.

=== Lordsillynipples ===
A troll from [[ED]] who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Pickles|infamous Chris-chan Noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for giving birth to the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] and for feeding Chris the infamous guido picture of [[Clyde]].

=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].

=== [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] ===
Shigeru Miyamoto (Japanese: 宮本茂) is the creator of some of Nintendo's most legendary video game franchises such as ''Super Mario'', ''The Legend of Zelda'', and ''Star Fox''. He pretended to be interested in his [[sonichu|yellow Sonic abortion]].

=== [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] ===

While there's no definitive proof of these two being trolls, they have been known to dispense advice for Chris from time to time, especially on the subject of relationships.<ref name="Jackie e 16">[[Jackie_E-mails_16]]</ref> Considering the [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|results derived from said advice]], one cannot help but wonder about their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|true motivations]].

[[image:Tito 300.gif|thumb|80px|Surfshack Tito]]

=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===

An enigmatic troll who managed to invoke Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with [[The Wallflower]]. He was also involved in the destruction of Chris's beloved [[PS3]].

[[image:TH.PNG|thumb|80px|left|Thorg]]

=== [[Thorg]] ===
A troll responsible for creating a [[20 December 2009|slanderous billboard]] in 2009 and exposing [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] in 2011. A major part of Chris's 2011 [[Calling Out|blackmail campaign]].

[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]

===[[Vivian Gee]]===
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former white knight who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]].
{{clear}}

==Devil Trolls==
[[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's depiction.]]
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|Featured in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.]]

Aside from the several notable figures above, the '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].

Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

The Devil Trolls make their first mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in ''Sonichu'' #9. They make their full appearance in ''Sonichu'' #10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble [[Wikipedia:Troll doll|those old Troll toys]], minus their gems, with long tails and demon-like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
{{clear}}

== Motivations ==

===Chris's perspective===

Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:

{{quote|"Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are."|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]}}

[[File:Trollll.PNG|thumb|Drawing of a troll appearing in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].]]

This is consistent with the advice given many children who are harrassed in real life: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably. Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because [[Ego|he is so much better than everyone else.]]

From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll, but then [[Jack|a troll]] saw through his lie and forced him to admit that he is, indeed, a fat idiot. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him.

Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on The Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'', and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address, and phone number]].

As the years passed, Chris's take on trolls has erupted into a massive flight of fancy. Because he has been refused admittance to [[The GAMe PLACe]], Chris has now proclaimed that the entire store is a massive front for Internet trolling, with [[Michael Snyder]] as the ringleader of it all. As well, he seems to have chosen the [[CWCki Forums]] as a major gathering place for trolls.

===His parents' perspective===
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan Trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who frequented The GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. When speaking with Ivy, Bob described Megan with words like "cruel" and "German". Bob was convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic, while in reality he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan.

It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in a myriad of ways. Bob and Barbara are bombarded by prank phone calls all day, nude photos, God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appearing on their lawn, Chris having [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, Chris once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.

Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of Internet social phenomena that they'd need to properly understand their situation. The GAMe PLACe, however small a piece of the bigger picture it may be, is the most significant real, physical element of Chris's adventures in trolldom that they've been exposed to. As ridiculous as their theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.

==Chris the Troll==

While the idea of everyone's favorite manchild becoming the one thing he hates seems kind of farfetched if not laughably ironic, it actually isn't too far off as one might think. Because of his horrendous misconceptions of what he thinks his trolls does, Chris believes that, if given a new target, Chris's trolls would gladly stop attacking him and go after that new target. In the past, Chris has tried to deflect his trolls towards people like [[Joshua Martinez]], [[Michael Snyder]] and even [[Mimms]]. However, Chris has been so entrenched with his trolls and viewers that the idea of going after someone else doesn't seem feasible anymore.

As well, Chris has even attempted to troll his own trolls. One of the first known attempts was the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, claiming that he had pulled the most epic prank on the Internet, only to turn around the very next day and reveal that it was a lie. [[Sonichu 10]], as mentioned above, had his comic book self thinking he had kissed [[Meg Griffin]], not knowing that it was actually [[Silvana]]. As well, on 28 [[April 2012]], he attempted to convince his trolls that he had decided to return to the mall and resume his [[Love Quest]], armed with his [[Attraction Sign]]. Again, he revealed the next day that it was a lie and that he had gotten [[ban]]ned from the mall just before he decided to pull it.

Interestingly, Chris's perception of being a troll is less about trolling to get a rise out of someone and more of attempting to pull a prank. His "return" to the Love Quest is probably the biggest indicator of that. Chris let his trolls know through his [[Facebook]], then waited a day before shouting "SURPRISE!" As well, he also believed that if someone reads his message, he's going to assume that everyone has and that they are going to descend on the mall like a bad flash mob just to find Chris. Too bad most everyone, unlike Chris, has lives of their own.

However, if there is one person that Chris himself has successfully trolled, without a shadow of a doubt, it's ''himself''. Proof of this can be directly pointed to his [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|bad habit of surrendering information]] about himself, no matter how [[Tomgirl|embarassing]], [[Nudes|demeaning]], or [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|downright]] [[Dox|stupid]] giving out said tidbits of himself would be. Chris often screams at his trolls for not leaving him alone, but, aside from the fact that his antics only add more fuel to the fire, he always fails to realise that if he didn't give them ammo to begin with, he wouldn't have ended up in this predicament. A shining example of this would be the [[2013 Imgur Leak]]. Chris could have ranted about the trolls, and most would have shrugged and assumed that [[Chris and anger|he's just being angry in typical Chris-Chan fashion.]] That is, until Chris revealed the reason ''why'' he got upset, inadvertently revealing the Facebook posts he was keeping a secret, as well as some [[Death Threats|very unsavory information]] that could get him arrested if taken seriously.

It just goes to show you, nobody trolls Chris better than Chris. Chris is the type to not only shoot himself in the foot, but reload, fire again, and repeat the cycle while blaming the trolls. He just never learns.

==Today==
:''Main article: [[Weening]]''
Since the death of [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]], the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|loss of his home]] and [[Financhu Crisis|his plummet to the breadline]], Chris has changed profoundly. No longer is he the [[naive]], [[Chris and fashion|clown-shirted]], [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|indifferent]] [[Ego|egotist]] ED discovered in 2007, instead, he is a jaded, chronically depressed, [[Tomgirl|cross-dressing]] child trapped in an adult's body, who is not as susceptible to, capable of dealing with, and arguably, as deserving of trolling as he used to be.

Many of those who continue to follow his activities are beginning to opine that he has suffered enough, and that active trolling, even where it is successful, doesn't produce the [[Laughs Under Lucricities|results]] it used to, takes more effort due to his inflated paranoia, tends to lead to small groups monopolizing Chris and hoarding the information they gather (as happened with [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] and [[Catherine]]), and in some cases, causes needless emotional damage to Chris. For example, the revelation that Chris's latest girlfriend, Catherine, was yet another troll persona in early [[November 2014]] provoked disgust and disappointment, as many felt that not only was it [[Sonichu|unoriginal]] and [[JULAAAY|no longer funny]], but the trolls had spent weeks, if not months stringing him along and toying with him, including tricking him into [[I Love You, Catherine|grovelling]] for "Catherine"'s continued affection. Many felt this amounted to emotional abuse of an already broken and miserable shell of a man, some were even disappointed as they felt that after all Chris had gone through, he deserved a lucky break, and a real relationship for a change.

Further, this was accompanied by the revelation that the same group of trolls had also fabricated Chris's denunciation by his [[Gal-pals|high-school friends]], leading to many questioning the morality of impersonating Chris's old friends just to get a reaction out of him, and of course, the terrifying [[CWCVille|Orwellian nightmare]] that such trolling has left Chris in, as virtually every aspect of Chris's social life is engineered by trolls and he has no way of knowing what or who is real - [[Savannah Chandler|even his own family]]. This is perhaps partially responsible for his growing obsession with his [[Lego|hoarded crap]] and his preoccupation with his [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|new identity]] - it has gotten to the point that Chris's identity and his possessions are all he has which he knows for certain are real and not a troll fabrication.

Chris's transformation has also coincided with, and perhaps influenced, a shift in trolling. Active, chronic trolling such as Chris has experienced is now generally looked down upon as [[weening]] and attention whoring, instead it has become more fashionable to leave a lolcow like Chris to their own devices for the most part, and observe, rather than continually provoke. Proponents of this type of trolling note that many major events in Chris's life have happened independent of troll influence, such as him burning down his own home, his various outings to [[Charlottesville]] and beyond (and many subsequent IRL bans), his bizarre dealings with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and of course, the infamous [[28 October 2011]]. It can also be argued that much (if not most) of the trolling that Chris experienced since his discovery in 2007 was ween as well, and that it may have partially caused his bitter, depressed and paranoid state today.

However, this newfound empathy evaporated on [[26 December 2014]], as Chris vandalized a [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]] display at his local [[GameStop]] before attacking an employee who was calling security - all caught on camera by a Tumblr user. This shattered any pity most people had for Chris mostly because of the way in which he conducted himself, commanding employees "Don't call anybody!" and generally behaving as if he were answerable to no-one throughout. One CWCki Forum commenter aptly described Chris' actions as "socially deaf", as naturally an aggressive, balding man shrieking at staff, wearing toy sunglasses turned a few heads. This is merely one of many cases in which Chris has dissipated the pity of trolls by bouncing back from his [[I Love You, Catherine|supposed]] [[To Mr. Smith|depression]] with an act of astounding [[Ego|hubris]] and [[Naive|stupidity]]. The revelation that Chris was in jail awaiting video court two days later was received with relief, and hopes that he may finally be forced to [[Chris and anger|learn]] [[Chris and his ego|lessons]] he should've been taught three decades ago.

Furthermore, in the following months, Catherine's correspondence with Chris and her side of the story were steadily leaked on Kiwi Farms, resulting in her being largely exonerated of her abuse of Chris, mainly because it turned out Chris himself was not exactly blameless, and the main purpose of "Catie" had been to try to contain Chris's growing madness and to help him, rather than to make bizarre demands of him or manipulate him in the ways previous sweethearts had. It was revealed that Catie had tried to tell Chris repeatedly that their outings together were not dates, and eventually that she was not interested in dating him, as he began to attempt to control her in ways eerily resemblant of [[Women's rights|domestic abuse]], namely, trying to prevent her from seeing [[JERKS|male]] [[Colin|friends]] and exploding with jealous rage when she did, insulting her, refusing to let her break up with him, making [[Barb|deranged claims of royal lineage]] in a bizarre attempt to command authority over her, and even claiming that he was ''entitled'' to a relationship.

All of this has proven that Chris is not worth sympathizing for, since he keeps on getting worse.

On 27 December, a troll joined Chris's "FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!" group and posted a link to the video from the day before. Eventually, more and more trolls joined and the group eventually became littered with photos of Chris's trigger, as well as people mocking him, and other forms of [[ween]]ery.

==See also==
* [[4-cent garbage.com]]
* [[CWCki]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[PVCC (Message Board)|PVCC]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin']]
* [[White knight]]
* [[A-Logging]]
* [[Weening]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Trolls}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Trolls

2017-11-03T12:51:51Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Sonichu and Rosechu */

{{Articleofthenow}}

[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|center]]

{{quote|...[T]hey are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.|[[Chris]] on trolls.<ref>[[Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia#Friendship_Issues|Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>}}
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Bubbles]], in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].}}

[[Image:Faceless Trolls.png|thumb|120px|The Furies]]
[[Image:Ff7troll.png|thumb|300px|Now for the [[HEXBox]].]]

'''Trolls''' (numbered about eight billion strong) are various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to ruin the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autism|autistic]] manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites, making him take [[Nudes|pictures of himself unclothed]], and more.

==Pre-ED==
It is notable that Chris was bullied in real life before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known torment of Chris occurred when his lifelong-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|locked him under the house]] when they were children. The next notable bullying occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time, he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[MySpace messages#Lindsay|Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

But this was all child's play compared to what happened next....

== The Few, the Proud, the Elite ==

===Asperpedia Four===
Includes Alec Benson Leary (the creator of ''[[Asperchu]]''), [[Evan Christopher George]] (the creator of ''Simonchu'', and therefore [[Simonla]]), Sean August Watley (the creator of ''[[Moon-Pals]]''), and Mao Ling (the creator of the Asperpedia, which brought them all together).

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY MAYS]]

=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===
The individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, and was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely [[Chris and death|death]].

=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity.]]

"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzlUoAOpiak videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.

Not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]], who used the Blanca identity to score the first nudes.

=== [[BlueSpike]] ===
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", aka "Julie", aka "Max") is a thirteen-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] "Julie". He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion up his ass.

[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left).]]

=== Bryan Bash ===
Bryan Bash is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In|"Bob Walks In"]] audio file, and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].

=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===

[[image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|80px|right|Clyde Cash. The man. The legend. The guido.]]

The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of bullies. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of bullies. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. Unfortunately it will not come to pass since Clyde is serving a life sentence for stealing the identity of Lee Hotti.

=== [[Emily]] ===
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].

[[File:Ahuvia.png|thumb|left|80px|Jack Thaddeus]]

=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.

[[File:Jimmuh hill.jpg|thumb|80px|Jimmy Hill]]

=== [[Jimmy Hill]] ===
An individual who posed as a British sportscaster. He claimed to be the true original creator of Sonichu, the first openly gay cartoon character that became very popular in Europe back in 2009.

=== [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] ===
The original creator of the [[ED]] page.

=== [[Man in the Pickle Suit|The Jew in the Pickle Suit]] ===
A real-life pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|left|80px|The [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris]]

=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris.

=== Lordsillynipples ===
A troll from [[ED]] who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Pickles|infamous Chris-chan Noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for creating the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] and for feeding Chris the infamous guido picture of [[Clyde]].

=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].

=== [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] ===
Shigeru Miyamoto (Japanese: 宮本茂) is the creator of some of Nintendo's most legendary video game franchises such as Mario, Zelda, and Star Fox. A troll posed as him. Chris fell for it completely. The troll got at him by pretending to be interested in his [[sonichu|yellow Sonic abortion]].

=== [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] ===

While there's no definitive proof of these two being trolls, they have been known to dispense advice for Chris from time to time, especially on the subject of relationships.<ref name="Jackie e 16">[[Jackie_E-mails_16]]</ref> Considering the [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|results derived from said advice]], one cannot help but wonder about their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|true motivations]].

[[image:Tito 300.gif|thumb|80px|Surfshack Tito]]

=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===

An enigmatic troll who managed to invoke Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with [[The Wallflower]]. He was also involved in the destruction of Chris's beloved [[PS3]].

[[image:TH.PNG|thumb|80px|left|Thorg]]

=== [[Thorg]] ===
A troll responsible for creating a [[20 December 2009|slanderous billboard]] in 2009 and exposing [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] in 2011. A major part of Chris's 2011 [[Calling Out|blackmail campaign]].

[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]

===[[Vivian Gee]]===
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former white knight who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]].
{{clear}}

==Devil Trolls==
[[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|left|Artist's depiction.]]
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|Featured in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.]]

Aside from the several notable figures above, the '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].

Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

The Devil Trolls make their first mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in ''Sonichu'' #9. They make their full appearance in ''Sonichu'' #10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble [[Wikipedia:Troll doll|those old Troll toys]], minus their gems, with long tails and demon-like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
{{clear}}

== Motivations ==

===Chris's perspective===

Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:

{{quote|"Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are."|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]}}

[[File:Trollll.PNG|thumb|Drawing of a troll appearing in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].]]

This is consistent with the advice given many children who are harrassed in real life: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably. Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because [[Ego|he is so much better than everyone else.]]

From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll, but then [[Jack|a troll]] saw through his lie and forced him to admit that he is, indeed, a fat idiot. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him.

Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on The Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'', and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address, and phone number]].

As the years passed, Chris's take on trolls has erupted into a massive flight of fancy. Because he has been refused admittance to [[The GAMe PLACe]], Chris has now proclaimed that the entire store is a massive front for Internet trolling, with [[Michael Snyder]] as the ringleader of it all. As well, he seems to have chosen the [[CWCki Forums]] as a major gathering place for trolls.

===His parents' perspective===
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan Trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who frequented The GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. When speaking with Ivy, Bob described Megan with words like "cruel" and "German". Bob was convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic, while in reality he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan.

It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in a myriad of ways. Bob and Barbara are bombarded by prank phone calls all day, nude photos, God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appearing on their lawn, Chris having [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, Chris once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.

Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of Internet social phenomena that they'd need to properly understand their situation. The GAMe PLACe, however small a piece of the bigger picture it may be, is the most significant real, physical element of Chris's adventures in trolldom that they've been exposed to. As ridiculous as their theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.

==Chris the Troll==

While the idea of everyone's favorite manchild becoming the one thing he hates seems kind of farfetched if not laughably ironic, it actually isn't too far off as one might think. Because of his horrendous misconceptions of what he thinks his trolls does, Chris believes that, if given a new target, Chris's trolls would gladly stop attacking him and go after that new target. In the past, Chris has tried to deflect his trolls towards people like [[Joshua Martinez]], [[Michael Snyder]] and even [[Mimms]]. However, Chris has been so entrenched with his trolls and viewers that the idea of going after someone else doesn't seem feasible anymore.

As well, Chris has even attempted to troll his own trolls. One of the first known attempts was the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, claiming that he had pulled the most epic prank on the Internet, only to turn around the very next day and reveal that it was a lie. [[Sonichu 10]], as mentioned above, had his comic book self thinking he had kissed [[Meg Griffin]], not knowing that it was actually [[Silvana]]. As well, on 28 [[April 2012]], he attempted to convince his trolls that he had decided to return to the mall and resume his [[Love Quest]], armed with his [[Attraction Sign]]. Again, he revealed the next day that it was a lie and that he had gotten [[ban]]ned from the mall just before he decided to pull it.

Interestingly, Chris's perception of being a troll is less about trolling to get a rise out of someone and more of attempting to pull a prank. His "return" to the Love Quest is probably the biggest indicator of that. Chris let his trolls know through his [[Facebook]], then waited a day before shouting "SURPRISE!" As well, he also believed that if someone reads his message, he's going to assume that everyone has and that they are going to descend on the mall like a bad flash mob just to find Chris. Too bad most everyone, unlike Chris, has lives of their own.

However, if there is one person that Chris himself has successfully trolled, without a shadow of a doubt, it's ''himself''. Proof of this can be directly pointed to his [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|bad habit of surrendering information]] about himself, no matter how [[Tomgirl|embarassing]], [[Nudes|demeaning]], or [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|downright]] [[Dox|stupid]] giving out said tidbits of himself would be. Chris often screams at his trolls for not leaving him alone, but, aside from the fact that his antics only add more fuel to the fire, he always fails to realise that if he didn't give them ammo to begin with, he wouldn't have ended up in this predicament. A shining example of this would be the [[2013 Imgur Leak]]. Chris could have ranted about the trolls, and most would have shrugged and assumed that [[Chris and anger|he's just being angry in typical Chris-Chan fashion.]] That is, until Chris revealed the reason ''why'' he got upset, inadvertently revealing the Facebook posts he was keeping a secret, as well as some [[Death Threats|very unsavory information]] that could get him arrested if taken seriously.

It just goes to show you, nobody trolls Chris better than Chris. Chris is the type to not only shoot himself in the foot, but reload, fire again, and repeat the cycle while blaming the trolls. He just never learns.

==Today==
:''Main article: [[Weening]]''
Since the death of [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]], the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|loss of his home]] and [[Financhu Crisis|his plummet to the breadline]], Chris has changed profoundly. No longer is he the [[naive]], [[Chris and fashion|clown-shirted]], [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|indifferent]] [[Ego|egotist]] ED discovered in 2007, instead, he is a jaded, chronically depressed, [[Tomgirl|cross-dressing]] child trapped in an adult's body, who is not as susceptible to, capable of dealing with, and arguably, as deserving of trolling as he used to be.

Many of those who continue to follow his activities are beginning to opine that he has suffered enough, and that active trolling, even where it is successful, doesn't produce the [[Laughs Under Lucricities|results]] it used to, takes more effort due to his inflated paranoia, tends to lead to small groups monopolizing Chris and hoarding the information they gather (as happened with [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] and [[Catherine]]), and in some cases, causes needless emotional damage to Chris. For example, the revelation that Chris's latest girlfriend, Catherine, was yet another troll persona in early [[November 2014]] provoked disgust and disappointment, as many felt that not only was it [[Sonichu|unoriginal]] and [[JULAAAY|no longer funny]], but the trolls had spent weeks, if not months stringing him along and toying with him, including tricking him into [[I Love You, Catherine|grovelling]] for "Catherine"'s continued affection. Many felt this amounted to emotional abuse of an already broken and miserable shell of a man, some were even disappointed as they felt that after all Chris had gone through, he deserved a lucky break, and a real relationship for a change.

Further, this was accompanied by the revelation that the same group of trolls had also fabricated Chris's denunciation by his [[Gal-pals|high-school friends]], leading to many questioning the morality of impersonating Chris's old friends just to get a reaction out of him, and of course, the terrifying [[CWCVille|Orwellian nightmare]] that such trolling has left Chris in, as virtually every aspect of Chris's social life is engineered by trolls and he has no way of knowing what or who is real - [[Savannah Chandler|even his own family]]. This is perhaps partially responsible for his growing obsession with his [[Lego|hoarded crap]] and his preoccupation with his [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|new identity]] - it has gotten to the point that Chris's identity and his possessions are all he has which he knows for certain are real and not a troll fabrication.

Chris's transformation has also coincided with, and perhaps influenced, a shift in trolling. Active, chronic trolling such as Chris has experienced is now generally looked down upon as [[weening]] and attention whoring, instead it has become more fashionable to leave a lolcow like Chris to their own devices for the most part, and observe, rather than continually provoke. Proponents of this type of trolling note that many major events in Chris's life have happened independent of troll influence, such as him burning down his own home, his various outings to [[Charlottesville]] and beyond (and many subsequent IRL bans), his bizarre dealings with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and of course, the infamous [[28 October 2011]]. It can also be argued that much (if not most) of the trolling that Chris experienced since his discovery in 2007 was ween as well, and that it may have partially caused his bitter, depressed and paranoid state today.

However, this newfound empathy evaporated on [[26 December 2014]], as Chris vandalized a [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]] display at his local [[GameStop]] before attacking an employee who was calling security - all caught on camera by a Tumblr user. This shattered any pity most people had for Chris mostly because of the way in which he conducted himself, commanding employees "Don't call anybody!" and generally behaving as if he were answerable to no-one throughout. One CWCki Forum commenter aptly described Chris' actions as "socially deaf", as naturally an aggressive, balding man shrieking at staff, wearing toy sunglasses turned a few heads. This is merely one of many cases in which Chris has dissipated the pity of trolls by bouncing back from his [[I Love You, Catherine|supposed]] [[To Mr. Smith|depression]] with an act of astounding [[Ego|hubris]] and [[Naive|stupidity]]. The revelation that Chris was in jail awaiting video court two days later was received with relief, and hopes that he may finally be forced to [[Chris and anger|learn]] [[Chris and his ego|lessons]] he should've been taught three decades ago.

Furthermore, in the following months, Catherine's correspondence with Chris and her side of the story were steadily leaked on Kiwi Farms, resulting in her being largely exonerated of her abuse of Chris, mainly because it turned out Chris himself was not exactly blameless, and the main purpose of "Catie" had been to try to contain Chris's growing madness and to help him, rather than to make bizarre demands of him or manipulate him in the ways previous sweethearts had. It was revealed that Catie had tried to tell Chris repeatedly that their outings together were not dates, and eventually that she was not interested in dating him, as he began to attempt to control her in ways eerily resemblant of [[Women's rights|domestic abuse]], namely, trying to prevent her from seeing [[JERKS|male]] [[Colin|friends]] and exploding with jealous rage when she did, insulting her, refusing to let her break up with him, making [[Barb|deranged claims of royal lineage]] in a bizarre attempt to command authority over her, and even claiming that he was ''entitled'' to a relationship.

All of this has proven that Chris is not worth sympathizing for, since he keeps on getting worse.

On 27 December, a troll joined Chris's "FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!" group and posted a link to the video from the day before. Eventually, more and more trolls joined and the group eventually became littered with photos of Chris's trigger, as well as people mocking him, and other forms of [[ween]]ery.

==See also==
* [[4-cent garbage.com]]
* [[CWCki]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[PVCC (Message Board)|PVCC]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin']]
* [[White knight]]
* [[A-Logging]]
* [[Weening]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Trolls}}
{{People}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Flame the Sunbird

2017-11-03T12:49:05Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Other possible appearances */

[[Image:071-Flame.jpg|right|thumb||Flame or Kazooie? YOU DECIDE!]]
[[File:Fire island.jpg|right|thumb|Flame's home on Rainbow Island.]]
{{quote|Flame is the Sunbird protector of the Master Sunstone on the mysterious Rainbow Island. He can fly sky-high, and the sun does not bother him at all.|[[:Image:284-ACFlameBck.jpg|Flame the Sunbird Animal Crossing card]]}}

'''Flame the Sunbird''' is a large red male sunbird who lives on an island and is tasked with the protection of the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]].

Flame is a [[Things Chris has ripped off|blatant ripoff]] of [[wikipedia:Banjo-Kazooie_(series)#Characters|Kazooie]] from the ''Banjo-Kazooie'' series (whom Chris doesn't seem to realise is female), and possibly also [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Bean_the_Dynamite Bean the Dynamite] from the arcade game ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Fighters|Sonic the Fighters]]''. His job, meanwhile, is stolen from Knuckles the Echidna. Chris has stated that ''"Flame was NEVER taken from Kazooie; if anything, he is MORE similar to Knuckles, but with a Sunbird Form."''<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref>

{{quote|I could use some pants.|Flame, [[Random Access Humor|randomly]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] a line from ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The Movie 2000|Pokémon: The Movie 2000]]''}}
==Comic appearances==
===''Sonichu'' #3===
Flame's role is to look after the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]]; however, it is stolen by [[Blake]] acting under the orders of [[Giovanni]]. Consider that his entire purpose in life is to protect an immensely powerful jewel, only to have it stolen by some ripoff of a ripoff in an eyeblink ''mere moments after being introduced.'' It is later returned to its correct place when the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] defeat Blake. There is no indication that security on the Sunstone has been strengthened since, despite its enormous power and the ease with which Blake stole it.

===''Sonichu'' #8===

Flame also appears in the Episode 18 Prologue. When the Chaotic Combo are celebrating their nineteenth birthday, Flame is in attendance. He has not been seen since, even in the massive [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] everybody-shows-up-again brawl.

==Other possible appearances==
[[File:Miiverseimage.png|thumb|right|250px]]
On 1 September 2015, Chris posted an illustration of an avian character who bears similar resemblances to Flame, on the Duck Hunt community, along with a message requesting the Nintendo Company to "Bring on More Zapper classics". Even though clarification wasn't given on who the character illustrated was, it does not bear resemblance to any official artwork for the game and can only be assumed to represent Flame the Sunbird.

==A Pokémon?==
[[Image:SchuDrillPeck.jpg|right|thumb||Flame, who is '''not''' a Pokémon, using the Pokémon attack Drill Peck.]]
In his introduction, Flame explicitly states that he is not a [[Pokémon]], nor is he even related to one. A few pages later, he uses the Pokémon move Drill Peck when chasing Blake as he escapes on his hoverboard. Naturally, [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|no explanation]] is given.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:283-ACFlame.jpg
Image:284-ACFlameBck.jpg
Image:285-YuFlame.jpg
</gallery></center>

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Flame the Sunbird

2017-11-03T12:48:09Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

[[Image:071-Flame.jpg|right|thumb||Flame or Kazooie? YOU DECIDE!]]
[[File:Fire island.jpg|right|thumb|Flame's home on Rainbow Island.]]
{{quote|Flame is the Sunbird protector of the Master Sunstone on the mysterious Rainbow Island. He can fly sky-high, and the sun does not bother him at all.|[[:Image:284-ACFlameBck.jpg|Flame the Sunbird Animal Crossing card]]}}

'''Flame the Sunbird''' is a large red male sunbird who lives on an island and is tasked with the protection of the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]].

Flame is a [[Things Chris has ripped off|blatant ripoff]] of [[wikipedia:Banjo-Kazooie_(series)#Characters|Kazooie]] from the ''Banjo-Kazooie'' series (whom Chris doesn't seem to realise is female), and possibly also [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Bean_the_Dynamite Bean the Dynamite] from the arcade game ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Fighters|Sonic the Fighters]]''. His job, meanwhile, is stolen from Knuckles the Echidna. Chris has stated that ''"Flame was NEVER taken from Kazooie; if anything, he is MORE similar to Knuckles, but with a Sunbird Form."''<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref>

{{quote|I could use some pants.|Flame, [[Random Access Humor|randomly]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] a line from ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The Movie 2000|Pokémon: The Movie 2000]]''}}
==Comic appearances==
===''Sonichu'' #3===
Flame's role is to look after the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]]; however, it is stolen by [[Blake]] acting under the orders of [[Giovanni]]. Consider that his entire purpose in life is to protect an immensely powerful jewel, only to have it stolen by some ripoff of a ripoff in an eyeblink ''mere moments after being introduced.'' It is later returned to its correct place when the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] defeat Blake. There is no indication that security on the Sunstone has been strengthened since, despite its enormous power and the ease with which Blake stole it.

===''Sonichu'' #8===

Flame also appears in the Episode 18 Prologue. When the Chaotic Combo are celebrating their nineteenth birthday, Flame is in attendance. He has not been seen since, even in the massive [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] everybody-shows-up-again brawl.

==Other possible appearances==
[[File:Miiverseimage.png|thumb|right|250px]]
On 1 September 2015, Chris posted an illustration of an avian character who bears similar resemblances to Flame, on the Duck Hunt community, along with a message requesting the Nintendo Company to "bring on more Zapper classics". Even though clarification wasn't given on who the character illustrated was, it does not bear resemblance to any official artwork for the game and can only be assumed to represent Flame the Sunbird.

==A Pokémon?==
[[Image:SchuDrillPeck.jpg|right|thumb||Flame, who is '''not''' a Pokémon, using the Pokémon attack Drill Peck.]]
In his introduction, Flame explicitly states that he is not a [[Pokémon]], nor is he even related to one. A few pages later, he uses the Pokémon move Drill Peck when chasing Blake as he escapes on his hoverboard. Naturally, [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|no explanation]] is given.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:283-ACFlame.jpg
Image:284-ACFlameBck.jpg
Image:285-YuFlame.jpg
</gallery></center>

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Flame the Sunbird

2017-11-02T16:56:44Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

[[Image:071-Flame.jpg|right|thumb||Flame or Kazooie? YOU DECIDE!]]
[[File:Fire island.jpg|right|thumb|Flame's home on Rainbow Island.]]
{{quote|Flame is the Sunbird protector of the Master Sunstone on the mysterious Rainbow Island. He can fly sky-high, and the sun does not bother him at all.|[[:Image:284-ACFlameBck.jpg|Flame the Sunbird Animal Crossing card]]}}

'''Flame the Sunbird''' is a large red male sunbird who lives on an island and is tasked with the protection of the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]].

Flame is a [[Things Chris has ripped off|blatant ripoff]] of [[wikipedia:Banjo-Kazooie_(series)#Characters|Kazooie]] from the ''Banjo-Kazooie'' series (whom Chris doesn't seem to realise is female), and possibly also [http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Bean_the_Dynamite Bean the Dynamite] from the arcade game ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Fighters|Sonic the Fighters]]''. His job, meanwhile, is stolen from Knuckles the Echidna. Chris has stated that ''"Flame was NEVER taken from Kazooie; if anything, he is MORE similar to Knuckles, but with a Sunbird Form."''<ref>[[Common Questions]]</ref>

{{quote|I could use some pants.|Flame, [[Random Access Humor|randomly]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] a line from ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon: The Movie 2000|Pokémon: The Movie 2000]]''}}
==Comic appearances==
===''Sonichu'' #3===
Flame's role is to look after the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]]; however, it is stolen by [[Blake]] acting under the orders of [[Giovanni]]. Consider that his entire purpose in life is to protect an immensely powerful jewel, only to have it stolen by some ripoff of a ripoff in an eyeblink ''mere moments after being introduced.'' It is later returned to its correct place when the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] defeat Blake. There is no indication that security on the Sunstone has been strengthened since, despite its enormous power and the ease with which Blake stole it.

===''Sonichu'' #8===

Flame also appears in the Episode 18 Prologue. When the Chaotic Combo are celebrating their nineteenth birthday, Flame is in attendance. He has not been seen since, even in the massive [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] everybody-shows-up-again brawl.

==Other possible appearances==
On 1 September 2015, Chris posted an illustration of an avian character who bears similar resemblances to Flame, on the Duck Hunt community, along with a message requesting the Nintend Company to "bring on more Zapper classics''. Even though clarification wasn't given on who the character illustrated was, it does not bear resemblance to any official artwork for the game and can only be assumed to be Flame the Sunbird. [[File:Miiverseimage.png|thumb|left|250px]]

==A Pokémon?==
[[Image:SchuDrillPeck.jpg|right|thumb||Flame, who is '''not''' a Pokémon, using the Pokémon attack Drill Peck.]]
In his introduction, Flame explicitly states that he is not a [[Pokémon]], nor is he even related to one. A few pages later, he uses the Pokémon move Drill Peck when chasing Blake as he escapes on his hoverboard. Naturally, [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|no explanation]] is given.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:283-ACFlame.jpg
Image:284-ACFlameBck.jpg
Image:285-YuFlame.jpg
</gallery></center>

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

Miiverse

2017-11-02T16:39:39Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

The '''Miiverse''' was an [[Internet]] forum for [[Nintendo]] gamers accessible via the Wii U and [[3DS]] between 18 November 2012 and 8 November 2017. In [[December 2012]], [[Chris]] bought a Wii U and created a forum account. While there was speculation at first as to whether this account was TRUE and HONEST, his references to it on [[Facebook]], as well as links to his [[YouTube]] account, provide confirmation. It is a rare source of original [[Chris and art|art]] by Chris during the drought which had followed the temporary collapse of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic empire. He continued to make occasional posts in the Miiverse until [[2015]].

[[File:Miiverseprofile.png|thumb|right|500px|Chris's Miiverse profile.]]

==History==
On 12 December 2012, Chris sent a private message to his Facebook friends informing them that he had bought a Wii U.<ref>[[December 2012 Facebook posts#Chris has a Wii U]]</ref> He sneered about the [[trolls]]' inability to discover his account, even as his posted a signed illustration of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. He occasionally invited his friends to play with him. A year later, someone on [[4chan|/v/]] discovered the account, but no one was really sure if it was actually Chris. [[Weens]] decided to harass him just in case. In July 2014, he uploaded two videos on his [[YouTube]] account which were linked to this account in the Miiverse, finally providing hard proof that it was not an impostor.

As with his [[PlayStation blog]] and [[PSN blogs]], he posted on the Miiverse infrequently, and deigned to communicate with others only rarely. An exception was when he tried to rally the Nintendo community against the atrocity of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]]. This was similar to how he tried to persuade his non-friends on the PSN blogs to vote for him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], and was just as effective.

==Profile==
'''Christian''' SonichuChandler [Somewhere between [[October 2014]] and [[December 2014]], he changed his profile name to '''Christine'''.]

I am Chris Chan; creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.

Country: United States

Birthday: 02/24

Game Experience: Private

Systems Owned: Wii U, System in the Nintendo 3DS Family

Favorite Game Genres: [no response]

==Posts by Chris==

===12/05/2012 9:30 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/05/2012 9:52 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Yoshi Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 6:44 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Donkey Kong's Crash Course."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 7:40 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Metroid Blast."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 8:31 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Nintendo Land Plaza."
{{quotebox|[[File:MiiversePost2.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 9:58 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Yoshi's Fruit Cart."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2012 11:18 PM===
Chris made several related comments regarding the game "Zombi." He was disturbed by the gender identity implications of the game. One of his posts on this topic was deleted by the administration.

ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|W.T.H.? I start out as a dude; I die once, and I awake as a different character. }:( Not cool.}}

===12/08/2012 11:19 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|Even more weird, the opposite gender.}}

===12/08/2012 11:20 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|But I do agree with the popular opinion, it is a scary and great game with great gamepad use.}}

===12/09/2012 5:28 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/09/2012 5:29 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/23/2012 6:05 AM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|[Spoilers:] Having trouble getting into Buckingham Palace; too many locked doors in the sewer.}}

===12/23/2012 6:07 AM===
ZombiU Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-23-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:14 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community

[Spoilers:]
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12.png|thumb|right]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:47 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Iggy's Volcanic Castle."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/22/2013 9:27 PM===
Pokémon X and Y Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13.png|thumb|250px]]}}

Chris made two comments to his own post:

{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13B.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:12-22-13C.png|thumb|left|250px]]}}

===01/16/2014 11:22 PM===
Dr. Luigi Community

This post was deleted by administration. At the time, on [[Facebook]], Chris was soliciting donations after his [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire]]. He may have included personal information, a violation of Miiverse rules.

===02/18/2014 12:28 AM===
According to his personal correspondence, Chris and his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] were suffering from bronchitis in February and March 2014.

Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "Retro Remedy high score = 75,000+."
{{quotebox|[[File:2-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/18/2014 1:05 AM===
Sonic Lost World Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] Put this item to good use!}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|SONICHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ROSECHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|CYBER BULLY}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ONLINE TROLL}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|PARAPPA HAT}}

===07/17/2014 12:49 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|DITZY DERPY}}

===07/17/2014 11:29 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris provided a link to a [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Tick-Tock Clock|video]] of his avatar in Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/18/2014 3:12 AM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|video]] of his accomplishments at Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:24 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14C.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:26 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:27 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

This post was deleted by the administrator.

===07/19/2014 3:28 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14E.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:29 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-15F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14G.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:32 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14H.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/31/2014 9:17 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community, tagged "Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels STAGE5."
{{quotebox|[[File:7-31-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===08/03/2014 11:18 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "Time Trials."
{{quotebox|[[File:8-3-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2014 10:04 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] <nowiki>[Super Mario Bros.:73600]+[Super Mario Bros. 3:4100]+[Dr. Mario:960000] = [Total:1037700!]</nowiki>}}

===12/15/2014 7:09 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Hands-On Hall."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-15-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/16/2014 4:58 PM===
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric Community, tagged "Impressions."

{{quotebox|EVERYONE!!! I have Long Been [[Sonic Boom Protests|Boycotting the Sonic Booms games]] and Cartoon Network, because of the Horrific Arm Colour Change on Sonic! The Blue Arms Seriously Causes [[Sensory Overload|Sensory Overloads]] In Me when I am Forced to See the Vile Things!

Join the Thousands of Outraged Fans by Joining Us on Facebook in our group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] And help us force [[SEGA]] to Change them back NOW!}}

===12/16/2014 5:46 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Destructive Force Medal!}}

===12/16/2014 7:15 PM===
Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal Community

This post was deleted. Presumably it was another call to blarms.

===12/16/2014 10:00 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Super Bell Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-16-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/18/2014 10:42 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Serious Adventurer Medal!}}

===01/09/2015 12:48 AM===
Duck Hunt Community
{{quotebox|[[File:Miiverseimage.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:1-9-15.jpg|thumb|250px|left]]}}

===01/16/2015 7:52 AM===
Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "10,000 viruses eliminated."
{{quotebox|[[File:1-16-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/23/2015 5:34 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert|video]] of his gameplay.
{{quotebox|[[File:4-23-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/03/2015 12:54 AM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:6-3-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/17/2015 11:55 AM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:6-17-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/26/2015 10:23 PM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:Pridependeance.jpg|thumb|250px]]}}

This post was quickly deleted, presumably because it has nothing to do with the game or its community.

===09/13/2015 12:35 PM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15A.jpg|thumb|250px]]
something odd (6245-0000-002F-BBB3)}}

===09/14/2015 2:03 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15B.jpg|thumb|250px]]
A Sonic Spinball (B86A-0000-0035-1B78)}}

===09/14/2015 4:53 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15C.jpg|thumb|250px]]
A Random Castle (EC9D-0000-0035-A312)}}

===09/16/2015 3:57 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15D.jpg|thumb|250px]]
Starring Sonic! (2364-0000-0041-64C4)}}

===12/23/2015 11:24 PM===
Nintendo Badge Arcade Community

{{quotebox|[[File:Miiverse12-23-15.jpg|thumb|250px]]
Just a small mix of favorite icons.}}

==Fanart==
Since the Miiverse allowed members to share artwork, weens naturally took advantage of this to make many lucrid mockeries of Chris and Sonichu on his account. This especially ramped up after the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Some of them are funny. Of course, Chris ignored all of this.
<center><gallery>
File:Ween1.png
File:Ween2.png
File:Ween3.png
File:Ween5.png
File:Ween4.png
File:Ween6.png
File:Ween7.png
File:Ween8.png
File:Ween10.png
File:Ween9.png
File:Ween11.png
File:Ween12.png
File:Ween13.png
File:Ween14.png
File:FileWeen15.png
File:Ween16.png
File:Ween17.png
File:Ween18.png
File:Ween19.png
File:Ween20.png
File:Ween21.png
MiiverseReasonable.png
</gallery></center>

==Fan Videos==
A fan reviewed the levels Chris made with Super Mario Maker:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan's Super Mario Maker Levels.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J6JV0XqNo5k}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = jmsmash1118
| subject = Video Games}}

Another fan posted some Let's Plays:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Trickie plays through Chris-chan's Mario Maker Levels
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RSLtkqgn-3A}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = Twiborg Sparker
| subject = Video Games}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Trickie plays Chris-chan's Mario Maker Levels Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pU6nBrt1ulU}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = Twiborg Sparker
| subject = Video Games}}

==Sources==
<references/>

==External Links==
* [https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/SonichuChandler Chris's Miiverse account]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Fan art]]

Miiverse

2017-11-02T16:34:08Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

The '''Miiverse''' Was an [[Internet]] forum for [[Nintendo]] gamers accessible via the Wii U and [[3DS]] between 18 November 2012 and 8 November 2017. In [[December 2012]], [[Chris]] bought a Wii U and created a forum account. While there was speculation at first as to whether this account was TRUE and HONEST, his references to it on [[Facebook]], as well as links to his [[YouTube]] account, provide confirmation. It is a rare source of original [[Chris and art|art]] by Chris during the drought which had followed the temporary collapse of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic empire. He continued to make occasional posts in the Miiverse until [[2015]].

[[File:Miiverseprofile.png|thumb|right|500px|Chris's Miiverse profile.]]

==History==
On 12 December 2012, Chris sent a private message to his Facebook friends informing them that he had bought a Wii U.<ref>[[December 2012 Facebook posts#Chris has a Wii U]]</ref> He sneered about the [[trolls]]' inability to discover his account, even as his posted a signed illustration of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. He occasionally invited his friends to play with him. A year later, someone on [[4chan|/v/]] discovered the account, but no one was really sure if it was actually Chris. [[Weens]] decided to harass him just in case. In July 2014, he uploaded two videos on his [[YouTube]] account which were linked to this account in the Miiverse, finally providing hard proof that it was not an impostor.

As with his [[PlayStation blog]] and [[PSN blogs]], he posted on the Miiverse infrequently, and deigned to communicate with others only rarely. An exception was when he tried to rally the Nintendo community against the atrocity of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]]. This was similar to how he tried to persuade his non-friends on the PSN blogs to vote for him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], and was just as effective.

==Profile==
'''Christian''' SonichuChandler [Somewhere between [[October 2014]] and [[December 2014]], he changed his profile name to '''Christine'''.]

I am Chris Chan; creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.

Country: United States

Birthday: 02/24

Game Experience: Private

Systems Owned: Wii U, System in the Nintendo 3DS Family

Favorite Game Genres: [no response]

==Posts by Chris==

===12/05/2012 9:30 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/05/2012 9:52 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Yoshi Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 6:44 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Donkey Kong's Crash Course."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 7:40 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Metroid Blast."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 8:31 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Nintendo Land Plaza."
{{quotebox|[[File:MiiversePost2.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 9:58 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Yoshi's Fruit Cart."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2012 11:18 PM===
Chris made several related comments regarding the game "Zombi." He was disturbed by the gender identity implications of the game. One of his posts on this topic was deleted by the administration.

ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|W.T.H.? I start out as a dude; I die once, and I awake as a different character. }:( Not cool.}}

===12/08/2012 11:19 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|Even more weird, the opposite gender.}}

===12/08/2012 11:20 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|But I do agree with the popular opinion, it is a scary and great game with great gamepad use.}}

===12/09/2012 5:28 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/09/2012 5:29 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/23/2012 6:05 AM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|[Spoilers:] Having trouble getting into Buckingham Palace; too many locked doors in the sewer.}}

===12/23/2012 6:07 AM===
ZombiU Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-23-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:14 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community

[Spoilers:]
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12.png|thumb|right]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:47 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Iggy's Volcanic Castle."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/22/2013 9:27 PM===
Pokémon X and Y Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13.png|thumb|250px]]}}

Chris made two comments to his own post:

{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13B.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:12-22-13C.png|thumb|left|250px]]}}

===01/16/2014 11:22 PM===
Dr. Luigi Community

This post was deleted by administration. At the time, on [[Facebook]], Chris was soliciting donations after his [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire]]. He may have included personal information, a violation of Miiverse rules.

===02/18/2014 12:28 AM===
According to his personal correspondence, Chris and his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] were suffering from bronchitis in February and March 2014.

Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "Retro Remedy high score = 75,000+."
{{quotebox|[[File:2-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/18/2014 1:05 AM===
Sonic Lost World Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] Put this item to good use!}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|SONICHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ROSECHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|CYBER BULLY}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ONLINE TROLL}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|PARAPPA HAT}}

===07/17/2014 12:49 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|DITZY DERPY}}

===07/17/2014 11:29 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris provided a link to a [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Tick-Tock Clock|video]] of his avatar in Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/18/2014 3:12 AM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|video]] of his accomplishments at Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:24 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14C.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:26 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:27 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

This post was deleted by the administrator.

===07/19/2014 3:28 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14E.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:29 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-15F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14G.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:32 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14H.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/31/2014 9:17 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community, tagged "Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels STAGE5."
{{quotebox|[[File:7-31-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===08/03/2014 11:18 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "Time Trials."
{{quotebox|[[File:8-3-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2014 10:04 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] <nowiki>[Super Mario Bros.:73600]+[Super Mario Bros. 3:4100]+[Dr. Mario:960000] = [Total:1037700!]</nowiki>}}

===12/15/2014 7:09 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Hands-On Hall."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-15-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/16/2014 4:58 PM===
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric Community, tagged "Impressions."

{{quotebox|EVERYONE!!! I have Long Been [[Sonic Boom Protests|Boycotting the Sonic Booms games]] and Cartoon Network, because of the Horrific Arm Colour Change on Sonic! The Blue Arms Seriously Causes [[Sensory Overload|Sensory Overloads]] In Me when I am Forced to See the Vile Things!

Join the Thousands of Outraged Fans by Joining Us on Facebook in our group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] And help us force [[SEGA]] to Change them back NOW!}}

===12/16/2014 5:46 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Destructive Force Medal!}}

===12/16/2014 7:15 PM===
Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal Community

This post was deleted. Presumably it was another call to blarms.

===12/16/2014 10:00 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Super Bell Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-16-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/18/2014 10:42 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Serious Adventurer Medal!}}

===01/09/2015 12:48 AM===
Duck Hunt Community
{{quotebox|[[File:Miiverseimage.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:1-9-15.jpg|thumb|250px|left]]}}

===01/16/2015 7:52 AM===
Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "10,000 viruses eliminated."
{{quotebox|[[File:1-16-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/23/2015 5:34 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert|video]] of his gameplay.
{{quotebox|[[File:4-23-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/03/2015 12:54 AM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:6-3-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/17/2015 11:55 AM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:6-17-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/26/2015 10:23 PM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:Pridependeance.jpg|thumb|250px]]}}

This post was quickly deleted, presumably because it has nothing to do with the game or its community.

===09/13/2015 12:35 PM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15A.jpg|thumb|250px]]
something odd (6245-0000-002F-BBB3)}}

===09/14/2015 2:03 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15B.jpg|thumb|250px]]
A Sonic Spinball (B86A-0000-0035-1B78)}}

===09/14/2015 4:53 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15C.jpg|thumb|250px]]
A Random Castle (EC9D-0000-0035-A312)}}

===09/16/2015 3:57 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15D.jpg|thumb|250px]]
Starring Sonic! (2364-0000-0041-64C4)}}

===12/23/2015 11:24 PM===
Nintendo Badge Arcade Community

{{quotebox|[[File:Miiverse12-23-15.jpg|thumb|250px]]
Just a small mix of favorite icons.}}

==Fanart==
Since the Miiverse allowed members to share artwork, weens naturally took advantage of this to make many lucrid mockeries of Chris and Sonichu on his account. This especially ramped up after the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Some of them are funny. Of course, Chris ignored all of this.
<center><gallery>
File:Ween1.png
File:Ween2.png
File:Ween3.png
File:Ween5.png
File:Ween4.png
File:Ween6.png
File:Ween7.png
File:Ween8.png
File:Ween10.png
File:Ween9.png
File:Ween11.png
File:Ween12.png
File:Ween13.png
File:Ween14.png
File:FileWeen15.png
File:Ween16.png
File:Ween17.png
File:Ween18.png
File:Ween19.png
File:Ween20.png
File:Ween21.png
MiiverseReasonable.png
</gallery></center>

==Fan Videos==
A fan reviewed the levels Chris made with Super Mario Maker:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan's Super Mario Maker Levels.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J6JV0XqNo5k}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = jmsmash1118
| subject = Video Games}}

Another fan posted some Let's Plays:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Trickie plays through Chris-chan's Mario Maker Levels
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RSLtkqgn-3A}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = Twiborg Sparker
| subject = Video Games}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Trickie plays Chris-chan's Mario Maker Levels Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pU6nBrt1ulU}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = Twiborg Sparker
| subject = Video Games}}

==Sources==
<references/>

==External Links==
* [https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/SonichuChandler Chris's Miiverse account]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Fan art]]

Miiverse

2017-11-02T16:33:49Z

Don'tCallAnybody: Miiverse is shutting down, past-tense of everything

The '''Miiverse''' Was an [[Internet]] forum for [[Nintendo]] gamers accessible via the Wii U and [[3DS]]between 18 November 2012 and 8 November 2017. In [[December 2012]], [[Chris]] bought a Wii U and created a forum account. While there was speculation at first as to whether this account was TRUE and HONEST, his references to it on [[Facebook]], as well as links to his [[YouTube]] account, provide confirmation. It is a rare source of original [[Chris and art|art]] by Chris during the drought which had followed the temporary collapse of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic empire. He continued to make occasional posts in the Miiverse until [[2015]].

[[File:Miiverseprofile.png|thumb|right|500px|Chris's Miiverse profile.]]

==History==
On 12 December 2012, Chris sent a private message to his Facebook friends informing them that he had bought a Wii U.<ref>[[December 2012 Facebook posts#Chris has a Wii U]]</ref> He sneered about the [[trolls]]' inability to discover his account, even as his posted a signed illustration of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. He occasionally invited his friends to play with him. A year later, someone on [[4chan|/v/]] discovered the account, but no one was really sure if it was actually Chris. [[Weens]] decided to harass him just in case. In July 2014, he uploaded two videos on his [[YouTube]] account which were linked to this account in the Miiverse, finally providing hard proof that it was not an impostor.

As with his [[PlayStation blog]] and [[PSN blogs]], he posted on the Miiverse infrequently, and deigned to communicate with others only rarely. An exception was when he tried to rally the Nintendo community against the atrocity of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'s [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]]. This was similar to how he tried to persuade his non-friends on the PSN blogs to vote for him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], and was just as effective.

==Profile==
'''Christian''' SonichuChandler [Somewhere between [[October 2014]] and [[December 2014]], he changed his profile name to '''Christine'''.]

I am Chris Chan; creator of Sonichu and Rosechu.

Country: United States

Birthday: 02/24

Game Experience: Private

Systems Owned: Wii U, System in the Nintendo 3DS Family

Favorite Game Genres: [no response]

==Posts by Chris==

===12/05/2012 9:30 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/05/2012 9:52 PM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Yoshi Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-5-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 6:44 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Donkey Kong's Crash Course."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 7:40 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Metroid Blast."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 8:31 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Nintendo Land Plaza."
{{quotebox|[[File:MiiversePost2.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/06/2012 9:58 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Yoshi's Fruit Cart."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-6-12D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2012 11:18 PM===
Chris made several related comments regarding the game "Zombi." He was disturbed by the gender identity implications of the game. One of his posts on this topic was deleted by the administration.

ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|W.T.H.? I start out as a dude; I die once, and I awake as a different character. }:( Not cool.}}

===12/08/2012 11:19 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|Even more weird, the opposite gender.}}

===12/08/2012 11:20 PM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|But I do agree with the popular opinion, it is a scary and great game with great gamepad use.}}

===12/09/2012 5:28 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/09/2012 5:29 PM===
Nintendo Land Community, tagged "Captain Falcon's Twister Race."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-9-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/23/2012 6:05 AM===
ZombiU Community

{{quotebox|[Spoilers:] Having trouble getting into Buckingham Palace; too many locked doors in the sewer.}}

===12/23/2012 6:07 AM===
ZombiU Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-23-12.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:14 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community

[Spoilers:]
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12.png|thumb|right]]}}

===12/26/2012 7:47 AM===
New Super Mario Bros. U Community, tagged "Iggy's Volcanic Castle."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-26-12B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/22/2013 9:27 PM===
Pokémon X and Y Community
{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13.png|thumb|250px]]}}

Chris made two comments to his own post:

{{quotebox|[[File:12-22-13B.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:12-22-13C.png|thumb|left|250px]]}}

===01/16/2014 11:22 PM===
Dr. Luigi Community

This post was deleted by administration. At the time, on [[Facebook]], Chris was soliciting donations after his [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire]]. He may have included personal information, a violation of Miiverse rules.

===02/18/2014 12:28 AM===
According to his personal correspondence, Chris and his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] were suffering from bronchitis in February and March 2014.

Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "Retro Remedy high score = 75,000+."
{{quotebox|[[File:2-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/18/2014 1:05 AM===
Sonic Lost World Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] Put this item to good use!}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|SONICHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:47 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ROSECHU}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|CYBER BULLY}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|ONLINE TROLL}}

===07/17/2014 12:48 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|PARAPPA HAT}}

===07/17/2014 12:49 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

{{quotebox|DITZY DERPY}}

===07/17/2014 11:29 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris provided a link to a [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Tick-Tock Clock|video]] of his avatar in Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-17-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/18/2014 3:12 AM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Sherbet Land|video]] of his accomplishments at Mario Kart 8.
{{quotebox|[[File:7-18-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:24 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:25 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14C.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:26 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14D.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:27 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community

This post was deleted by the administrator.

===07/19/2014 3:28 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14E.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:29 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-15F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14F.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:31 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14G.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/19/2014 3:32 AM===
MIIVERSE SKETCH Artwork Community
{{quotebox|[[File:7-19-14H.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===07/31/2014 9:17 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community, tagged "Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels STAGE5."
{{quotebox|[[File:7-31-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===08/03/2014 11:18 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "Time Trials."
{{quotebox|[[File:8-3-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/08/2014 10:04 PM===
NES REMIX Series Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] <nowiki>[Super Mario Bros.:73600]+[Super Mario Bros. 3:4100]+[Dr. Mario:960000] = [Total:1037700!]</nowiki>}}

===12/15/2014 7:09 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Hands-On Hall."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-15-14.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/16/2014 4:58 PM===
Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric Community, tagged "Impressions."

{{quotebox|EVERYONE!!! I have Long Been [[Sonic Boom Protests|Boycotting the Sonic Booms games]] and Cartoon Network, because of the Horrific Arm Colour Change on Sonic! The Blue Arms Seriously Causes [[Sensory Overload|Sensory Overloads]] In Me when I am Forced to See the Vile Things!

Join the Thousands of Outraged Fans by Joining Us on Facebook in our group, [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] And help us force [[SEGA]] to Change them back NOW!}}

===12/16/2014 5:46 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Destructive Force Medal!}}

===12/16/2014 7:15 PM===
Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal Community

This post was deleted. Presumably it was another call to blarms.

===12/16/2014 10:00 PM===
Super Mario 3D World Community, tagged "Super Bell Hill."
{{quotebox|[[File:12-16-14B.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===12/18/2014 10:42 PM===
Hyrule Warriors Community

{{quotebox|[autopost] You earned the Serious Adventurer Medal!}}

===01/09/2015 12:48 AM===
Duck Hunt Community
{{quotebox|[[File:Miiverseimage.png|thumb|left|250px]]
[[File:1-9-15.jpg|thumb|250px|left]]}}

===01/16/2015 7:52 AM===
Dr. Luigi Community, tagged "10,000 viruses eliminated."
{{quotebox|[[File:1-16-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===04/23/2015 5:34 PM===
Mario Kart 8 Community, tagged "YouTube."

Chris linked to another [[Mario Kart 8 Videos#Dry Dry Desert|video]] of his gameplay.
{{quotebox|[[File:4-23-15.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/03/2015 12:54 AM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:6-3-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/17/2015 11:55 AM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:6-17-2015.png|thumb|250px]]}}

===06/26/2015 10:23 PM===
Splatoon Community
{{quotebox|[[File:Pridependeance.jpg|thumb|250px]]}}

This post was quickly deleted, presumably because it has nothing to do with the game or its community.

===09/13/2015 12:35 PM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15A.jpg|thumb|250px]]
something odd (6245-0000-002F-BBB3)}}

===09/14/2015 2:03 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15B.jpg|thumb|250px]]
A Sonic Spinball (B86A-0000-0035-1B78)}}

===09/14/2015 4:53 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15C.jpg|thumb|250px]]
A Random Castle (EC9D-0000-0035-A312)}}

===09/16/2015 3:57 AM===
Super Mario Maker Community

{{quotebox|[[File:MiiverseSept15D.jpg|thumb|250px]]
Starring Sonic! (2364-0000-0041-64C4)}}

===12/23/2015 11:24 PM===
Nintendo Badge Arcade Community

{{quotebox|[[File:Miiverse12-23-15.jpg|thumb|250px]]
Just a small mix of favorite icons.}}

==Fanart==
Since the Miiverse allowed members to share artwork, weens naturally took advantage of this to make many lucrid mockeries of Chris and Sonichu on his account. This especially ramped up after the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Some of them are funny. Of course, Chris ignored all of this.
<center><gallery>
File:Ween1.png
File:Ween2.png
File:Ween3.png
File:Ween5.png
File:Ween4.png
File:Ween6.png
File:Ween7.png
File:Ween8.png
File:Ween10.png
File:Ween9.png
File:Ween11.png
File:Ween12.png
File:Ween13.png
File:Ween14.png
File:FileWeen15.png
File:Ween16.png
File:Ween17.png
File:Ween18.png
File:Ween19.png
File:Ween20.png
File:Ween21.png
MiiverseReasonable.png
</gallery></center>

==Fan Videos==
A fan reviewed the levels Chris made with Super Mario Maker:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan's Super Mario Maker Levels.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J6JV0XqNo5k}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = jmsmash1118
| subject = Video Games}}

Another fan posted some Let's Plays:

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Trickie plays through Chris-chan's Mario Maker Levels
| video = {{#ev:youtube|RSLtkqgn-3A}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = Twiborg Sparker
| subject = Video Games}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Trickie plays Chris-chan's Mario Maker Levels Part 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pU6nBrt1ulU}}
| stardate = 18 [[September 2015]]
| maker = Twiborg Sparker
| subject = Video Games}}

==Sources==
<references/>

==External Links==
* [https://miiverse.nintendo.net/users/SonichuChandler Chris's Miiverse account]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Fan art]]

100 2266

2017-10-26T16:08:00Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

[[File:pedoforkgrimace.jpg|thumb|Grimace and some [[Pedofork|gal-pals]]]]

'''100 2266''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 4 [[October 2010]]. Continuing with the [[McDonald's]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]], who apparently is [[Autism|autistic]], a concept lifted from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode "[[Wikipedia:Prick Up Your Ears (Family Guy)|Prick Up Your Ears]]." He then removes his costume and plays the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing [[Wikipedia:Mark Wills|Mark Wills]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Don't Laugh at Me|Don't Laugh at Me]]". Chris finishes up the video by dispelling some rumors, confirming that [[Jackie]] is indeed real, that he [[Chris humps his PS3|doesn't hump his PS3]], nor any [[Chandler Cats|animals]].

Interestingly enough, the Grimace was originally a villain that was constantly [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97YXbNaAyzA being trolled by Ronald]. Chris's ability to impersonate the fat, amorphous, greedy, amoral, sugar-addicted, obsessive, naïve, self-delusional, egotistical, cave-dwelling, hoarding, anthropomorphic blob of lard's original design is uncanny, even down to his bitch-tits as stand-ins for the Grimace's lower arms.

{{-}}
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2266
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sn1nguDkalg}}
| stardate = 4 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| previous = [[100 2265]]
| next = [[100 2267]]
}}

{{quote|Do not laugh, because laughing is sad. Laughing at other peoples expenses makes them sad. It makes me sad, and don't make the Grimace sad.}}

=== Transcript ===

[[File:creep.jpg|thumb|A rather disturbing interpretation]]

[''Chris is dressed in three pieces of purple construction paper on his face, chest, and stomach assembled to vaguely resemble the McDonald's character the Grimace.'']

[''Singing in a deep retarded voice'']
:Hello, I'm the Grimace, I'm not dead.
:I've been down; I'm feelin' sad.
:All this time in my childhood, everybody thought I was different

Seriously folks, I was treated differently because I was [[autistic]] too. I am..-was autistic and very... very shy. Uhhh [[Nathanel Greene Elementary School#Chris's side of the story|the teachers they took me, they picked on me, they beat up on me, they recorded my screams.]] What a sad life for me as a Grimace. [[Chris and his Ego|I hate being treated differently]], I don't like being treated differently. No one likes being treated differently! People should be [[Death threats|friendly towards each other]]. People please, be friendly towards each other. Do not laugh, because laughing is sad. Laughing at other peoples expenses makes them sad. It makes me sad, and don't make the Grimace sad.
[''Chris pulls off the construction paper on his face'']

['''Normal' voice''] Don't make the Grimace sad, cause you could make me glad. [''Chris removes the second two pieces of construction paper taped to him.''] By not...being an instigator and gettin' laughs at other peoples expenses.

[''Pulls out his [[Guitar Hero]] guitar from a pile of shit'']

Here, let me sing a little song, it might clear things up a bit.

[''Strums [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bingo_(song)"Bingo"] on the strum bar for about 10 seconds'']

:Oh my little boy with [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]. The one they call the geek.
:[[Megan|A little girl who never smiles.]] Cause I've got braces on my teeth.
:And I know how it feels to cry myself to sleep.
:I'm that kid, on every playground who's always chosen last.
:A single teenage mother tryin' to overcome my past.
:You don't have to be my friend, but is it too much to ask?

:Don't laugh at me, don't [[Asperger syndrome|call me names]], [[Twin Falling Towers|don't get your pleasure from my pain]].
:In [[GodJesus|God]]'s eyes [[Chris and race|we're all the same]]. Some day we'll all have [[Anime Wings|perfect wings]]. Don't laugh at me.

:I'm the [[Slow-in-the-mind|cripple]] on the corner, you pass me on the street.
:I wouldn't be out here [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|begging]], [[Obesity|if I had enough to eat.]]
:And don't think I don't notice, that our eyes never meet.
:I lost my wife and [[Reginald Chandler|little boy]] when someone cross the yellow line.
:The day we laid them on the ground, is the day [[Chris Loses It|I lost my mind]].
:And right now I'm down to holdin', [[Attraction Sign|this little cardboard sign]] so...

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasures from my pain.
:In God's eyes, we're all just the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
:Don't laugh at me.

:[[Obesity|I'm fat]], I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall, [''Chris turns his head and puts on a stupid voice, defeating the purpose of the song''.] I'm DEAF, I'm blind. Hey, aren't we all? [''Holds out hand towards camera in an attempt to look poignant'']

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasure from my pain.
:In God's eyes we're all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
:[''Chris does a [[Glasses#Dramatic_glasses_removal|dramatic glasses removal]] and says in a much more serious tone''] Don't laugh at me.

[''Reads off a paper he's been holding''] Original song sung by Mark Willis. Look it up on iTunes and wherever. Seriously, [[Secret Weapon|don't laugh at me, and I won't laugh at you either.]] Nobody is perfect. So quit trying to pick on us for our pain. And also for your information, there is a woman named Jackie. It is not some name I've given to my console. And I do not hump my console at all. I only did it [[Chris humps his PS3|that one time]] cause I was blackmailed. And I would never do that to any animals. [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|Bestiality is WRONG]]. And don't believe any rumors you hear about me, especially an obvious one like [''Retarded voice''] detaching a [[vagina]] from a [[Kimmi|sex doll]] and putting it on a [[PlayStation 3]]... or an [[Xbox]]! [''Regular voice''] Too incredible to believe. It is false, no matter how you imagine it. [''pause'']

So there. Have a good day.

==See also==
*[[100 2265]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2265]]|nextlink=[[100 2267]]}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest| 2010-10-04]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2010| 2010-10-04]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-10-04]]

Pmurt

2017-10-23T16:56:50Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Chris on his death threats */

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|Plus, Trump is just too damn rich And [[Chris and hypocrisy|immature]]. And "Trump" spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with "Hurt", and he would badly "Pmurt" this country in office.|[[Chris]]}}

{{infobox
| title = Donald Trump
| image = [[Image:Trump.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Donald John Trump
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Pmurt [[$50 for a video holiday greeting!|A Mean One]] [[March 2017 Facebook Posts|Number 45]] [[React to SNL 41-4 Darn Ol' Tramp 45|Darn Ol' Tramp]]
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 14 June 1946 (age {{Age|1946|6|14}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Occupation
|data7 = Real estate developer Television host President, [[United States]] (2017-present)
|label8 = Preceded by
|data8 = [[Barack Obama]]
}}

'''Pmurt''' is a [[CWC-ism]] for billionaire and incumbent President of the United States '''[[wikipedia:Donald Trump|Donald Trump]]''' (born [[Pre-1980#1940s|14 June 1946]]). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards;<ref>[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]</ref> however, in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!]], he pronounced the P.

Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for [[Barack Obama#White House gag|Hillary Clinton]].<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris and Barb vote for Hillary]]</ref> Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple death threats against him and Vice President [[wikipedia:Mike Pence|Mike Pence]], which is actually against the [[law]].

__TOC__

{{clear}}

==Meaning of the name==
{{quote|Well, at least MY face ain't fuckin' orange!|Chris, [[DivineTrial|several]] [[At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|separate]] occasions before 2016}}
This CWC-ism comes from a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment from 25 September]] (partially quoted above), in which Chris says that "Trump spelled backwards is "Pmurt", [[Random Access Humor|which rhymes with hurt, and that Trump would badly "Pmurt" the US if elected]]".

[[File:Pmurt Dlanod.png|thumb|Chris probably thinks this is real.]]

Reversing Trump’s name has twofold meanings. Firstly, names are particularly sacred to Chris;<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref><ref>[[To Clyde Gregg]]</ref><ref>[[Exposing Jeff]]</ref> in his eyes, mocking someone's name will severely degrade them—this article will establish that Chris has enormous disdain for Donald Trump. Secondly, Chris has historically assumed that saying something backwards induces subliminal stimuli<ref>[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref>—which he believe are enormously influential on the psyche ''and'' the physical body.<ref>[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]</ref> Therefore, Chris may believe reversing Trump's name, in a negative context, might effectively alter his audience's perception of him. Beyond the random-access humor, Chris probably thinks his rendition of Trump’s name is a serious presidential objection that everyone needs to consider.

Chris continued using this backwards name in subsequent Facebook posts and videos.

==Opposition to Trump==
{{quote|You have Got to be kidding! Trump is most [[Chris and hypocrisy|Immature]], [[My Little Pony|Uncouth]], and [[Chris and reality|Not Valid to be president]]. Trump will ONLY make the Country go [[Financhu Crisis|BROKE]], as Groening predicted, and ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors and the Fat Cat Rich People, and Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below. Not to mention he is Anti-[[SLGBTQ|LGBTQ]], Anti-Immigrants, he [[Women's rights|puts down Women VERY BAD]], and he is an all-around Bad Person.

Hillary will [[Monthly tugboat|Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class]] and lower and get the country less in debt. And She is PRO-LGBTQ and Immigrants, AND She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General. AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.

You should Watch ALL Three Debates On YouTube. I'll send you the links in chronological Order.|Chris<ref>[[Misc E-mails#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>}}

Chris has historically never had any real interest in politics. Combined with his general indifference towards anything intellectual in favor [[Video games|of]] [[Lego|nobler]] [[Mass debating|pursuits]], it's perplexing that Trump's involvement in politics would concern Chris as much as it does. Speculation has suggested a more personal root to Chris's animosity. As Chris’s view of politics effectively begins and ends with himself, the true root of his anger lies somewhere in the bramble bush of his [[Chris and psychology|confused psyche]].

For one thing, Chris is highly [[Naive|impressionable]]. As discussed later on this page, the LGBT blogs and groups he follows on Facebook have a negative opinion of Trump. Going off of the minimal amount of information he's absorbed from said blogs, Chris has said that he is afraid of what a Trump presidency could mean for him and his [[Tomgirl|lesbian soul]]. This is in addition to the general trend among popular culture and major-media outlets, which has also been severely critical of Trump. Considering how Chris [[Family Guy|takes things he sees in media at face value]], it makes sense that he would readily and eagerly accept these sentiments without a second thought.

Chris has shown that he picks his candidates based on who he can identify with more. On account of his [[Chris and gender|gender confusion]] and [[JERKS|dislike of men]], Hillary Clinton was far more attractive to him simply because she was a woman. The evidence for this is overwhelming, especially considering that he once compared her with Sarah Palin.<ref>[[Update 02/16/2016]]</ref> This is also consistent with Chris’s fondness of [[George W. Bush|George W. Bush]] and [[Barack Obama|Barack Obama]], both of whom he voted for because he liked them personally.

Especially salient to this discussion is the mentality behind Chris’s [[Brand loyalty|brand loyalty]]. Once Chris picks a [[PS3|side]] on something, he will defend that side no matter what due [[Naive|to a]] [[Chris and reality|misplaced sense of]] [[Autism|rigid devotion]]. This time the side he picked has down and out lost. Chris has been legally able to vote since February 24th, 2000. He's never mentioned voting for a losing candidate in a presidential election before. It's possible that his explosive anger is based partially in the fact that his favored candidate didn't come out on top this time.

Chris has provided the following reasons for why he dislikes Trump. It’s unclear how many of these are his actual opinions and not just things he’s parroting from what he’s heard on the internet. As the astute of you will quickly notice, many of the negative qualities he accuses Trump of having are ones that [[Chris and Hypocrisy|he himself possesses]].

===On character===

*He "[[Death threats|is very spiteful]]".<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#Christine's Driver's License and Woman's Card]]</ref>

*He is an "[[Chris|immature brat]] who mocks everyone".<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

*He "was a [[Autism|one-track tape]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|repeating himself]] [[Honor Roll|on pat [sic] deeds]] [[CADD|that he was "proud"(?)]] of".<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#"Thoughts" on the debate]]</ref>

*He is "[[Chris and anger|hot-headed]], [[Chris and money#Chris and impulse spending|impulsive]], [[Clyde Cash|orange-faced]], [[Chris and money#Barb's toxic influence|money-grubbing]], [[Barbara Chandler|double-dealing]], [[Chris and race|immigrant and race offensive]], and most offensive [on] [[Homos|the LGBTQ]]".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

*He "[[Gal Pal E-mails 4#OkCupid - She's overweight and unappealing|puts down Women VERY BAD]]".<ref>[[Misc E-mails#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>

*His "[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris continues bothering her about ED|Womanizing and raping actions]]".

*He is a [[Jerk|male]]. In February 2016, Chris said, "I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years"<ref>[[Update 02/16/2016]]</ref> as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president]]. On 20 November, he stated Trump "is of SOO Many Typical Offensive MALE Stereotypes, he probably was born with Two damned "Y" Chromosomes instead of the usual "XY" pair".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

*He is "[[Chris and Reality|Not Valid to be president]]".<ref>[[Misc E-mails#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>

Interestingly, both Trump and Chris have been accused of sexual harassment. While there's some ambiguity in Trump's case, Chris has [[Megan|had the]] [[Kacey|claims regarding]] [[Catherine|him confirmed]].

===On the issues===

*He "Wants [[Chris and race|the immigrants to build their own "Keep Out" wall so [he] would kick them all out]]".<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

*He has "ideals of [[Chris and money|cutting finances]] from all of the more important resources the country needs in communities and feeding the industries from the National Debt. And he acted against the immigrants in that topic as well; [[Monthly Tugboat|they have to work too, you know]]".<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#"Thoughts" on the debate]]</ref>

*He "will ONLY make the Country go BROKE, as Groening predicted, and [[Chris and Money#Bank lawsuits against Barb|ALL the money will ONLY go to his own debtors]] and the Fat Cat Rich People, and [[Financhu Crisis|Hardly ANY for us in the middle class and below]]" and "Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt".<ref>[[Misc E-mails#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>

===On issues relevant to Chris===

*LGBTQ

Chris is especially paranoid in his belief that Trump and Pence "hate" the LGBTQ.<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>

Chris has said he does "not just despise Trump and Pence, but as a Leabian Transwoman, and high-functioning autistic person, I fear, too, what would happen with those two God-damned jerks in the White House". In addition, he said, "I fear the loss of my own rights alongside our other LGBTQ community people's as well".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

However, he has been vague in explaining ''why'' any policies they might implement would affect him. Chris does not face discrimination in the workforce, or in society ([[Chris and the Law|at least not from being transgender]]).

Although he's released conflicting statements on the matter, Trump has expressed some progressive ideas regarding transgender issues. Chris is aware of this, but still refuses to give Trump credit, saying he is "most offensive to us in the LGBTQ communities, regardless of his Transgender bathroom choice statement".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

Chris also criticized Pence, saying that "[[Chris and politics|Pence is just as much Anti LGBTQ and everything else that Trump is]], so my feelings are the same with that rat bastard as well, very much".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

*[[Monthly tugboat|The tugboat]]

Trump has been critical of welfare in the past and throughout his campaign.<ref>http://www.ontheissues.org/2016/Donald_Trump_Welfare_+_Poverty.htm</ref> Should he find Congress agreeable, one of his aims may be to pass legislation limiting welfare’s funding and availability. Chris is dimly cognizant of this and fears that he may end up finding his tugboat reduced or even completely taken away.

On 14 November, he stated:<ref>[[[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

{{quotebox|they would drain money from [[Monthly Tugboat|SSI]], making my mother and I closer to broke.}}

In truth, what makes Chris and Barb closer to broke is ''[[Financhu Crisis|themselves]]''. Given the rapid decline in their finances, he was hoping Hillary Clinton's policies would increase his tugboat revenue, [[Naive| if not bail the Chandlers out entirely]]. This is stupid, considering her past support for her husband Bill’s restrictions on welfare, but Chris believed it anyway.

Chris has adamantly refused to budge on his anti-Trump positions. On 20 November, after radio silence following Lizzy the Lezzy readers and his Facebook friends criticizing him for his repeated death wishes, he said, "there is Nothing, nor any amount of time or whatever else, that would make it the cold day in the earth's core to Ever make me have even a remote inkling of a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma of any change of feeling or heart of mine about Trump ever".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

==Chris's news sources==
On Facebook, Chris routinely browses pages on LGBTQ culture, such as Lizzy the Lezzy. In the wake of the 2016 election, many of those pages became inundated with articles written with a clear anti-Trump angle. Chris forms and reinforces his opinions on Trump based on those articles, rating many of them "Angry". Examples of the pages Chris reacted to can be seen [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-11-13-05-02-12-png.153431/ here] and [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot-www-facebook-com-2016-11-13-19-08-04-png.153440/ here].

It's likely that Chris simply skims headlines or opening paragraphs without taking the time to read the articles. The second example was taken one hour after Chris posted to [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|a Lizzy the Lezzy comments section]];<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-11-13-chris-hates-and-fears-trump-and-pence.25777/page-2#post-1878273</ref> given that he was also busy with responding to its readers, it is impossible for him to have thoroughly read the articles. That Chris can't be bothered to learn more about the issues he apparently feels so seized with emotion over is emblematic of his [[Chris and Ego|arrogance]], [[Honor roll|stupidity]], and [[Stress|laziness]]. Chris refuses to even try to understand the issues at hand and so his understanding of Trump and American politics is consequently abysmal.

Chris has also [[Honor Roll|cited an episode of The Simpsons]] as one of his major sources for being anti-Trump,<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref> which is appropriate considering [[Chris and television|one of the ways he wastes his time]] in lieu of acting like a functional adult.

==Anti-Trump petitions==
Chris has signed several online petitions in an effort to prevent Trump from assuming the presidency.

*[https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment A petition opposing the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment"]

{{quotebox|On January 20, Donald Trump and Mike Pence are going to enter the White House.

They campaigned on a platform of hatred, bigotry, racism, misogyny, and xenophobia...

...[The Russell Amendment] would reverse existing nondiscrimination protections for 28 million people in the federal contracting workforce. That means employers could fire someone or refuse to give them a job because they have a same sex partner, use birth control, are a single mother, are transgender or even simply don’t practice the same religion as their employer.}} Of course, Chris supported this petition—probably because it disparages Trump and references the transgender community. It's unlikely he actually read or understood its contents.

*[https://www.change.org/p/electoral-college-electors-electoral-college-make-hillary-clinton-president-on-december-19 A petition calling on the Electoral College to disregard the election and install Hillary Clinton into the presidency]

Chris also signed this petition, in the hopes that on 19 December 2016, the Electoral College would "ignore" the results of the 2016 Presidential election—since Clinton won the popular vote—and abolish the democratic process of the United States. This did not happen.

==Death threats==
[[Image:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, wishing for Donald Trump's death.]]

Chris's hatred of Trump is so great that he made four videos of himself role-playing acts of violence on him with ''[[Transformers]]'', ''[[My Little Pony]]'' and ''[[Lego]]'' toys, with two of those occurring before the election,<ref>[[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls]]</ref><ref>[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]</ref> including one where he destroyed [[List of toys#Transformers: Titans Return|a Transformers toy]], further showing his lack of [[Chris and money|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|sense]].

[[Image:Legotrumppence.jpg|thumb|Trump and Pence depicted being murdered in Lego form by Chris, part of a line of his perceived enemies who have been the subject of his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Voodoo-Wise|voodoo-magic]] [[Gal Pal E-mails 4#OkCupid and Impotent Rage|revenge fantasies]].]]

'''Timeline'''

On 9 November 2016, Chris began making several enraged [[death threats]] against the then President-elect. He continued his tirade in the following days, adding Vice President Mike Pence to his death prayers on 10 November, in spite of the possibility that it could land him in serious legal trouble. According to [http://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title18/part1/chapter41&edition=prelim United States code], a threat against the President is punishable by a fine and/or a maximum of five years in prison.

Chris has gotten himself into [[Chris and the law|legal trouble]] multiple times in the past, to the point that he has six misdemeanors on his record, with four of those stemming from assault crimes. He is also having [[Financhu Crisis|financial trouble]]. Only time will tell how far Chris pushes his luck with his repeated calls for Trump and Pence to die.

===2016===
'''9 November'''

*3:28 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated|posts on Facebook]] that he wants someone to assassinate Trump with a sniper rifle. Chris's Twitter account automatically tweets the post. Throughout the day, many [[Chris in the media#Death threats against Trump|high-profile Twitter users]] retweet the post. Several Twitter users say that they reported him to the FBI and Secret Service.<ref>http://archive.is/bHnGQ</ref>

*3:39 am - Chris [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid|uploads a YouTube video]] depicting him smashing a ''Transformers'' toy in effigy of Trump, while screaming "die!"

*3:40 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!|posts on Facebook]] again. He links to the YouTube video and says Trump "should Die now" before taking office. The post is also tweeted by his Twitter account.

*5:15 am - The "sniper rifle" death threat disappears from Facebook.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-calls-for-the-assassination-of-our-dear-leader.25664/page-4#post-1865911</ref>

*8:30 am - An Infowars.com [http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article], featuring Chris's death threat in tweet form, is published.

*11 pm - The same threat disappears from Twitter.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-calls-for-the-assassination-of-our-dear-leader.25664/page-14#post-1869300</ref>

'''10 November'''
*4:07 am - Chris [[Twitter#10 November 2016.1|tweets]] the Infowars article.

*4:23 am - Chris [[Twitter#10 November 2016.2|tweets]] that he wants his audience to join him in wishing death to the then President-elect Trump before January 2017.

*6:53 pm - Chris again [[Twitter#10 November 2016.3|tweets]] to pray for Trump's death. He also prays for then Vice President-elect Mike Pence's death. He then links to [https://act.credoaction.com/sign/russell_amendment a petition] from Credo Action, concerning the "anti-LGBTQ Russell Amendment".

'''13 November'''
*2:06 am - Chris [[Feelings of the election results|uploads a YouTube video]] in which he uses Legos to role-play Mike Pence murdering Trump and getting arrested. He then holds up a sheet of paper, with the handwritten words (backwards and facing himself):

<center>{{quotebox|(Before January 2017) Die, Trump, die, or by illness, by Mike Pence's hand.}}</center>

*2:36 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]] about being annoyed by leftover Trump/Pence campaign signs. It is unknown whether or not Chris will [[Sonic Boom Protests|take down the signs himself]].

*5:06 am - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Feelings of the election results|posts on Facebook]], linking to the Infowars article. He then tries to justify his behavior by saying, "I'm not the only one who wants him dead".

*9:17 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence|posts]] to the Lizzy the Lezzy comment section, asking the readers to pray for Trump and Pence's deaths "before Thanksgiving". Many people respond, trying to talk sense into him, to no avail.

'''14 November'''
*12:53 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows|posts a picture to Facebook]] depicting Lego versions of Trump and Pence being executed by hanging, while handcuffed. The text on the photo reads:

<center>{{quotebox|Die, Trump, Die. Die, Pence, Die.

We do not want either of you in office; jail for you both is unlikely; We, the LGBTQ community, do not want to lose our protection and rights}}</center>

*1:16 pm - Chris follows up by commenting that, since prison is "unlikely" and impeachment is "difficult" then "Death upon those two before January, 2017, at this time and point is a necessary evil".

*3:07 pm - Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting|posts]], saying "[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville]]".

*7:30 pm - The execution-by-hanging post, and the associated comments, disappears from Facebook.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-14-16-chris-simulates-murder-with-legos.25791/page-7#post-1880108</ref>

'''15 November'''

*10:44 pm - Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announces]] Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week.

'''20 November'''

*5:00 am - Chris, in [[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...|a 22-tweet long rant]], makes several childish insults and says he had given his "issues and feelings of Trump some thought". He claims that they are "justified". He ends his rant by complaining about Twitter's 140-character limit.

'''2 December'''
[[File:Alpha TrionYoung warrior challenge explained.mp400001.png|thumb|Playing [[God]].]]

*5:51 pm - Chris uploads [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained]]. He role-plays Trump, Pence and Clinton using Legos:

{{quotebox|So [[Chris and english|advocate]] the office, Trump! Advocate the position. And then maybe I'll take you down off of that noose.}}

'''29 December'''

*1:11 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|returns to posting death threats against Donald Trump]] on Facebook. In response to an article on Trump and the [[wikipedia:First Amendment Defense Act|First Amendment Defense Act]], Chris commented, "ADVOCATE THE OFFICE, TRUMP, or Die, Trump, Die!!!"

*1:43 am - Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|posts a puzzler]] for Trump. He asks Trump to consider a scenario wherein there is an alternate reality where everyone is gender-flipped and an "Anti-Straight Law" is proposed. He asks if Trump would support a law that is against the "Donald Trump(ette)" of that world. He ends by threatening Trump again: "#DonaldTrump, Advocate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand."

Chris later proofread both posts, editing ''advocate'' to ''abdicate''. However, he did not tone down the death threats.

===2017===
'''4 January'''

*8:34 am - Chris [[Twitter#Tweeting a death threat to Trump|tweets]] the link for his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump's Twitter account, with the death threat still intact.

*6:03 pm - For the second time, Chris [[Twitter#Tweeting a death threat to Trump again|tweets]] his [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|puzzler]] to Trump.

'''20 January'''

*10:54 pm - Chris reacts to news on the inauguration of President Trump on [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|YouTube]], [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#USA has no president or vice president|Facebook]] and [[2017 tweets#January|Twitter]]. He insists that the USA has no President or Vice President, taking the "#NotMyPresident" hashtag [[Autism|a step further]] by stating that he will see "an empty chair with no audible speech whatsoever". To cap it off, he says his mind will not be changed until either Trump and Pence leave voluntarily or they "are both deceased".

===Chris on his death threats===
Chris has attempted to rationalize his constant calls for Trump and Pence's deaths and to reconcile his violent attitude with him being "bothered" that he has to "resort to death wishing on Anyone".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

After Chris suggested to the readers of Lizzy the Lezzy (a LGBTQ Facebook page) to wish death on Trump and Pence, they instead criticized him for saying such "stupid" things.

One person said, "wishing death on people you don't like doesn't exactly make you look like a better person in comparison". Chris replied by saying that, with Trump and Pence in office, it would then be difficult to "impeach them and get Hillary in".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref>

Chris has shifted on how he wants Trump to die. Upon learning of the election results, he wanted someone to kill Trump with "a sniper rifle".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Chris wants Trump assassinated]]</ref> The next day, he asked [[Chris and religion|God]] to do it.<ref>[[Twitter#10 November 2016.2]]</ref> Days later, he wanted Mike Pence to murder him.<ref>[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref> He also believed it was possible that Trump will die from old age before inauguration day,<ref>[[Feelings of the election results]]</ref> and that Clinton would not, since "Men die earlier than women".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Hate and fear of Trump and Pence]]</ref> Inexplicably, Chris also wants "science" to kill Trump.<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

Chris has considered the notion of Trump and Pence going to prison, but has concluded that "Prison is unlikely for them, how difficult impeachment is, what other option is there?" He believes Trump should be jailed "for all of his [[Emily|sexual]] [[Catherine|assaults]] and rape on women".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

He would prefer for Trump and Pence to simply hand over their democratically-elected positions, saying to "give the role of President, with most civil grace to Hillary Clinton. And since that is most bloody unlikely of Trump, ever, I am still most pained to continue having to pray for Trump's and Pence's Deaths to happen Before January, 2017, by someone else's hands or illness".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref> Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should "advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be".<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]</ref> Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it's a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.

Due to his [[Autism|stubbornness]], Chris has refused to budge from his anti-Pmurt positions, even after Lizzy the Lezzy's readers ''and'' his Facebook friends criticized him for his repeated death threats. On 20 November, he stated, "I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified", followed by saying, "As much as I would like to choose to be rednecked and stubborn enough to plead complete ignorance and utter denial of him and Pence not only on the verge of taking office, there is still too many damn visuals about the bastards that plain further frustrate and upset me".<ref>[[Twitter#I have given my issues and feelings of Trump some thought. They are justified...]]</ref>

Unfortunately for Chris, he simply forms his opinions via skimming clickbait articles whose authors are inclined to disagree with Trump. Due to his [[Announcement 06292016|untreated autism]], he hasn't attempted to do any research of his own on what Trump and Pence have said. Instead, he opts to live on in willful ignorance, putting no effort into enriching himself with knowledge and getting fanatically emotional about matters he barely understands. It's to the point that he believed "Death upon [Trump and Pence] before January, 2017, at this time and point [was] a necessary evil".<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Lego Trump and Pence hanged at the gallows]]</ref>

==See also==
* [[Chris and politics]]
* [[Chris and English]]
* [[Death Threats]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/president-trump Official White House Website]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump Trump] on [[Wikipedia]]

{{PoliticalVideos}}
{{People}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]
[[Category:Politics]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

Night Star

2017-10-11T14:12:12Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{quote|LOVE my Night Star! The Dimension Breaker and Psychic-Type.|Chris on Miss Night Star<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893568807880601600 "LOVE my Night Star! The Dimension Breaker and Psychic-Type."]</ref>}}
[[File:NightStarTrueandHonest.jpg|thumb|200px|Born [[Tomgirl Saga|female]], this is Chris' equine counterpart in a [[Chris and reality|parallel universe]].]]
Miss '''Night Star''' is the [[My Little Pony|ponysona]] of [[Chris]], originally created in [[June 2017]]. In designing her, Chris bravely decided to go in a new direction by making the character a colossal Mary Sue self-insert. She is "a unicorn with Levitation and other powers", and it supposedly has "all Psychic Powers possible", using these powers "for good". All this has thus far been demonstrated to mean is that unlike [[Comic Chris]], this particular self-insert avatar doesn't require arbitrary [[Amnyfest Ring|magical]] [[Sonichu Medallion|objects]] as a catalyst for her deific powers. Chris also insists she is "Psychic-Type" although she isn't a [[Pokémon]].

[[August 2017|Two months later]], during the events of [[DoopieDoOver#Shot down|Doopiegate]], a mysterious [[Twitter]] account emerged with the online handle '''NightStar2891''', who defended Chris against the trolls. It didn't take a forensic analysis to raise some red flags about somebody heaping praise on Chris while pretending to be a heterochromic cartoon horse, and analysis from [[Kiwi Farms]] soon proved that the account holder was actually Chris using a sockpuppet account to [[white knight]] himself, which he later confirmed. Since attending [[BronyCon|Bronycon 2017]] in the same month, Chris has become [[Unicorn cosplay|increasingly invested]] in My Little Pony and his character.

==Conception==
[[File:NightStarCutieMark.png|thumb|left|150px|Night Star's cutie mark.]]
Since [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]'s introduction of My Little Pony to Chris in [[2007]], Chris has created a number of [[My Little Pony#Gallery|''original'' pony characters]]. With the rising popularity of ''Friendship is Magic'' (also known as Generation 4) from [[2010]], Chris has embraced the show; however, he did not develop an original G4 character for several years. With the results of two My Little Pony quizzes, which generated a finite set of character names and [[My Little Pony#Cutie mark|cutie marks]] based on the questions answered, Chris gained the incentive to create a new character.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Night Star begins|Name origin]]</ref><ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Chris's MLP mark|Cutie mark origin]]</ref>

In June 2017, Chris drew art of himself as a My Little Pony character, dubbing his character "Miss Night Star". The next day, he drew fanart of Night Star crossing over with the official characters of the My Little Pony television show. He included a likeness of Andrea Libman, voice actress for the female ponies in the drawing, and tweeted it to her.<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Chris/MLP crossover page]]</ref>

Another day later, Chris shared a new drawing of his OC - clearly by [[Chris and art|another person]] and lacking credit to the artist.<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Night Star fanart]]</ref> On [[Kiwi Farms]], user borbera proved that they were the artist, claiming that Chris did not express any gratitude for the work.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tweet-6-3-chriss-pony-self.31304/page-13#post-2321148 "Lol he didn't thank me </3 proof"]</ref> In August of the same year, Chris shared another fan drawing, once again without credit.<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893568665442017282 August 2017 tweet]</ref> Following probing by a [[User:Rossticus|ween]] with regards to the latter art's creator, Chris saw fit to bring his sockpuppet account into the spotlight.<ref>[https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032 The sockpuppet account emerges]</ref>
<center><gallery>

File:Night Star Fan Art.png|Shared in June 2017

File:NightStar2.jpg|Shared on 4 August 2017 (later revealed to be Chris' genuine creation)

</gallery></center>

==Twitter sockpuppet==
{{see also|NightStar2891 tweets|NightStar2891 leaked DMs‎}}

{{quote|"I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir."|Chris, white knighting himself while pretending to be a cartoon pony<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032</ref>}}

[[File:NotNightStar.PNG|thumb|Chris's bulletproof cover story.]]

During the events of the Doopie Saga, users on Kiwi Farms discovered that Chris had made a [[Twitter]] [[Disguises|sockpuppet account]] named after his pony character in early August 2017, [https://twitter.com/nightstar2891 @NightStar2891]. Chris used the account to [[white knight|defend]] himself against trolls, supporting his claims to still being friends with Doopie, affirming his [[Tomgirl|gender identity]], and all but directly [[calling out|calling Doopie out]] for leaking the [[Doopie E-mails]] to Kiwi Farms.

On 7 August, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] obtained screencaps from "Night Star" of her supposed private conversations with Chris (i.e. [[Chris and Health#Mental health|Chris talking to himself]]),<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/</ref> which Night Star gave as proof of being a different person. Later that day, Chris and Night Star both reasserted that they were not the same person. In an additional attempt to prove that Night Star wasn't him, Chris gave the person allegedly behind the account a fake biography. Details include "Night Star" having a [[Crystal Weston Chandler|sister]] named Gloria, growing up in [[Richmond]], and earning a degree in [[Magi-chan|"psychological arts"]] at the [[University of Virginia]] before getting a job at [[McDonald's]] (presumably due to earning a [[CADD|useless degree]] in a field that [[Honor roll|doesn't exist]]).

Later, on 9 August, Chris claimed explained that "Night Star", whose "real" first name he revealed to be '''Emily''' (not to be confused with the troll [[Emily]]), had not tweeted for the last few days because she had been scared off of Twitter by people claiming she was Chris. He blamed the trolls for ruining their supposed [[Gal pal|friendship]] and claimed he scared her away when he went to the McDonald's at which she worked. The 9 August tweets showed the extent of Chris's dedication to making his sockpuppet seem real, but also an uncharacteristic self-awareness on Chris's part that he is so socially inept that he even frightens fictional women.

=== Chris spills the beans ===

On 15 August, 2017, after leaving BronyCon, Chris revealed that the Night Star account was made by him in order to continue contact with [[DoopieDoOver]] and various [[My Little Pony]] voice actors who had blocked him, as well as to white-knight himself on [[Twitter]]. He made an apology letter explaining that [[Chris and remorse|he felt guilty]] for making the account after watching the MLP episode "Fame and Misfortune".

<center><gallery>
Image:NightStarApologyLetter1.png
Image:NightStarApologyLetter2.png
</gallery></center>

{{collapsible|Transcript|An Open Letter to all Twitter Followers:

Dearest People,

Confession Time: Originally Intended for laying low, and to keep a distant bond, still, on a few hurt individuals I like and cared about, after that one-tweet-wonder mess... This Twitter account, @NightStar2891, Is me, Christine Chandler. Again, that mentioned twee was truly with my heart in the right place, to share appreciation for and of the women I've been able to make contact and acquaintance with. Then some other people took wrongful attack upon them at my expense. I felt terrible about that. Two of them blocked me, but hater-informed in that. I pray they will unblock and open up to me again soon. This also is reflected in the MLP Season 7 episode "Fame & Misfortune", the mane six, or five of them, were not used to being criticized, overly, by fan ponies, as well as misread and misunderstood. I, too, felt All This as early 2007; "I'm popular, and I don't like it," said Applejack, and how Rarity overreacted; Fluttershy having to explain herself repeatedly... All That Was Me, and it took a long time to adjust and become resistant to the hate, I Am in control of how these various reactions to my Sonichu and self, content make me feel and react. I try to not let the Critics get to me anymore. And everyone affected by the misunderstood Tweet of mine, you all have control to not let the haters and Trolls affect you at all. too.

Continued...

This Night Star Twitter was a lay-low alternative for me after that fiasco. I was Not originally going to Tweet from it. Then one of the trolls contacted me; I was tempted to Troll the Trolls now. Dumb: Me. Pffft. But the Trolls, on their forum, have admitted to being well-confused with my characters creation of this Richmond gal with a UVA degree working around and around. I can be quite the actress. Even In Simulating Other Fonts from other people. Regardless, lying all that was wrong of me, and I am sorry for lying in this.

And, as I was finally able to share at BronyCon, with a lot of people, I am, by default, a kind, understanding, compassionate, heart-in-the-right-place person & individual. And I enjoy sharing genuine, pleasant smiles, moments and memories with others, and my heart is open. I would delight in all of us putting this Twitter mishap set behind us and moving on towards being better people. Thank you.

Sincerely, and with all my heart with love, I'm Sorry,

Miss Christine W. Chandler.}}

When questioned by Twitter users regarding his dubious masquerade, Chris responded, saying:

{{quotebox|The style in the Night Star piece in the avatar and banner; I made those too, with help from references online to assemble in photoshop. 😊}}

As an apology to Doopie for once again being a massive creep, Chris shared with her a drawing of an OC he made called "Bubble Gummy". An unnamed OC was also tweeted to MLP voice actor Tabitha St. Germain, who had blocked Chris's main account as well. Both images were captioned:

{{quotebox|An apology piece for you, dear.}}

The gambit failed, as both Doopie and Tabitha promptly blocked his Night Star account.

=== LadyOfTheCosmo ===
{{main|LadyOfTheCosmo#Night Star}}

After being [[stress|stressed out]] by his conversation with [[LadyOfTheCosmo]], Chris decided to use the Night Star account again. He proceeded to talk to himself in a series of several tweets, before attempting to justify that as an "Example of how the terms ["dear" and "darling"] should be accepted".

=== Subsequent use ===
After [[Chris and socialization#Jessi Nowack|Nowacking]] blocked Chris on Twitter, Chris used Night Star to follow her.

On 2 September 2017, Chris started to use this account to schizophrenically white knight himself against trolls. Posting several screencaps of weens responding to previous tweets of his, he tweeted:

{{quotebox|See How Christine Chandler is actually being Supportive, and yet the Trolls do all of the Harassing to separate people.}}

==BronyMate account==
On 27 August 2017, Chris created an account on brony dating site [[BronyMate]] named "NightStar1982".

==In the comic==
[[File:Spike Sonichu0 2.jpg|thumb|200px|"What the fuck did I just read?"]]
[[File:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|thumb|200px]]

In a [[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain's Log]] published on 14 August 2017, Chris revealed that he intends to include Night Star in his upcoming [[Sonichu 12-9]] comic. The special will feature Night Star's youth and events leading up to the present day. Whether Night Star will interact with his more recognized characters remains unknown.

On 22 August, Chris uploaded two images to [[Twitter]] showing a revised cover of [[Sonichu 0]], in which Night Star replaces his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|self-insert]]. In addition, "I will! Thank you, mother!" replaces the infamous cover dialogue.

On 25 August, Chris uploaded the new cover for Sonichu 12-9, which shows Night Star standing in the middle of a dirt road to Equestria. The cover was also accompanied by a synopsis, describing the [[Chris and his Ego|character with far-fetched Mary Sue traits]]:

{{quotebox|Introducing Night Star, of Equestria; a unique Unicorn with the ability to open dimension portals to view into, and visit, other dimensions and worlds; she can view Our internet and YouTube videos through one, like an instant PC monitor. She also has all Psychic Powers possible. And, as an artist herself, and linked to myself, Christine Chandler, mentally, and visually through a portal, she draws and writes the "Sonichu" Comic Book series in Equestria (replace me with her; transformation to Chris Chan Sonichu, still the same, and all humans with ponies and horses. Night Star may be considered overpowered, but she still has her flaws (not autism or aspergers, period), and she uses her powers for good. Look forward to her life story (shortened), plus a day in Ponyville and around, in the next "Sonichu" after completeing #12. Thank You for your loyalty and patience. I am a Proud Pegasister in the Brony Herd Community!<ref>[[August_2017_Patreon_posts#Sonichu_12-9_cover_commentary]]</ref>}}

Later, after entering a relationship with [[Jessica Quinn]], Chris revealed his plans to include them both in the comic. Her ponysona is named "Diamond Melody".

{{quotebox|Second thing for right now: my Sweetheart and I, both have an MLP OC; we are shipped for real. I'm getting the ball rolling with this fresh piece of the two of us; I would like to see us in other lovingly done art styles. I have seen a LOT of MLP ship art that is Just Amazing. I'm a unicorn with Levitation and other powers; she's a pegasus; Please, Bronies and Pegasisters: Make us look as great as y'all can.}}

{{clear}}

==Art==
Chris has created several pieces of art featuring Night Star. He claims to have experimented with Photoshop software to create some of his gallery:<ref>[https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/897847619581603840 Photoshop claim]</ref>

<center><gallery>

Image:Miss_Night_Star.jpeg|Chris's pony form manages to be uglier than his original [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Mary]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sues]].

Image:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|With Pinkie Pie (and VA counterpart Andrea Libman).

Image:NightStarTwitterBanner.jpg|Banner used on sockpuppet Twitter account.

Image:NightStarBorb.png|With [[Barbara Chandler|Sugar Darling]] and [[Bob Chandler|Gallop Crush]].

Image:NightStarUnknownOC.jpg

File:OpenLetter.jpg|An angry response to [[LadyOfTheCosmo]].

File:Quinn CWC ponies.jpg|With [[Jessica Quinn|Diamond Melody]].

File:NightStarEquestriaGirl.jpg|As an ''Equestria Girl''.

</gallery></center>

===BronyCon Tributes===
[[Heart level|Reinvigorated]] by the events of BronyCon, Chris took to social media and posted art of his character mingling with the ponysonas of the panel guests:

<center><gallery>

File:Night Star & Wishing Wasp.jpg|With Wishing Wisp (aka [[Avalon Porter]]).

File:CMC Drawing.jpg|With the Cutie Mark Crusaders (aka Michelle Creber, Claire Corlett, and Madeleine Peters).

File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|With Starlight Glimmer (aka Kelly Sheridan).

</gallery></center>

==Fan art==

In addition to well-wishers sharing their art with Chris, other [[Troll|fans]] sought to present [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] interpretations of Miss Night Star:

{{collapsible

|Gallery of Miss Night Star fan art (some NSFW)|

<center><gallery>

Image:Nightstar 24 august fanart.jpg|Chris shared this on 24 August 2017

Image:NightStarFanart1.jpg|Added to the "Lovely Fan Art" Facebook gallery

Image:NightStar3.jpg|” ”

Image:NightStar4.jpg|” ”

Image:NightStar5.jpg|” ”

Image:NightStar6.jpg|” ”

Image:NightStarFanart2.jpeg|” ”

Image:Nightstarfanart3.jpg|” ”

Image:Nightstarfanart4.jpg|” ”

Image:Nightstarfanartkaylarei.jpg|” ”

Image:Thomaswfanart1.jpg|” ”

Image:Thomaswfanart2.jpg|” ”

Image:Thomaswfanart3.jpg|” ”

Image:NightStarSuperKawaii.jpg|” ”

File:NightStarSeaPony.jpg|” ”

Image:NightStarTrue.png

Image:NightStarPickle.png

Image:ShecameforNightStar.jpg

Image:NightStarTrueColors.png

Image:CWCNightStarParody.jpg

Image:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png

</gallery></center>}}

==See also==
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[BronyCon]]
*[[Unicorn cosplay]]
*[[TwiSparLicious]]
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]
*[[Chloe]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://twitter.com/NightStar2891 NightStar2891] on [[Twitter]]

{{Sweethearts}}
{{People}}

Halloween

2017-10-02T13:45:35Z

Don'tCallAnybody: Since nothing happened on Halloween 2016, it isn't "notable"

'''Halloween''' is an annual holiday falling on 31 October. Originally [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Irish]], it is also observed in New World countries with an Irish cultural influence, such as [[PandaHalo|Australia]] and the United States of America. It has often had significance for Chris. He may not have a high opinion of it, as bad stuff tends to happen to him around this time, as documented below.

==Historic Halloweens==
===1998 or 1999===
[[Barb]] makes Chris's [[Pokémon|Ash Ketchum]] [[cosplay|costume]].<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]]</ref>
===2007===
Halloween 2007 coincided with the emergence of Chris-chan on the [[Internet]]: he appeared in a SomethingAwful thread on 26 October, got an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page on 3 November (not Halloween itself, as Chris has claimed), and [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] fanart existed the next day.

===2008===
[[File:EDSign.jpg|thumb|300px|At least it wasn't a burning bag of shit.]]
Chris had hoped to go with [[Blanca]] to a "local Halloween party,"<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref> but unfortunately she stole his medallions and outed herself as a [[troll]] before he could. He said that he had no plans for Halloween<ref>[[IRC (24 October 2008)]]</ref>, and so a crack squadron of trolls, including [[Emily]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/10-16-2016-new-pics-of-14-branchland-ct-and-garbage.25062/page-7#post-1815347</ref>, infiltrated the grounds of [[14 Branchland Court]] that Halloween night, leaving a sign reading "[[ED|ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA]] ♥ [[Jimmy Hill|JIMMY HILL]]" on the front lawn. Chris went apeshit, and a year later [[Sign Destruction Video|tore up the sign on YouTube]] while making [[death threat]]s against [[Vivian Gee]], [[Clyde Cash]], and their families.

Chris later claimed that [[Mimms]] and [[Megan]] were the ones who left the sign. This is unconfirmed and extremely unlikely; Mimms never had anything to do with ED and Megan has never shown any sign of engaging with trolls whatsoever.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]</ref>

===2009===
Chris planned on going to a party at a counseling center, most likely at [[Rocky]]'s suggestion. A loyal [[Nintendo]] fanboy, Chris was going to dress up as beloved corporate shill [[Wikipedia:Captain N: The Game Master|Captain N]], but was too lazy to get a decent costume and instead planned on wearing his ancient ill-fitting Ash getup.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> He never mentioned it again, so it's not known if he actually went or not, but given that he uploaded three videos that day ([[Getting Foam Ed]] for Clyde Cash, [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]], and [[Greetings to Kaceys Folks]]), he probably stayed at home.

===2010===
[[Jackie]] asked Chris to join "Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest" — he had to upload a video for [[YouTube]] every day in October, mentioning [[Honest Content|a secret]] in each that he'd never told anybody. In return, Jackie would fuck him on 1 [[November 2010|November]]. However, Chris failed to keep to schedule, provoking Jackie's ire and removing any chance of getting [[china]].
===2011===
Chris spent Halloween in ''jail'' after his [[28 October 2011|28 October attack]] on [[The GAMe PLACe]]. Barb appeared in court on Halloween to be formally charged with failing to stop after an accident, and with felony assault on a [[jerkop]].
===2012===
Chris did nothing for Halloween this year, as he was very lonely and depressed. However, he did put a lot of thought into a theoretical costume. He explained in a private [[Facebook]] message:
[[File:HNI 0020.JPG|thumb|TRICK OR TREAT, JEW!]]
{{quotebox|If I had local friends to actually hang out with, and they had invited me to a Halloween party, I would likely go as a zombie.

I would go as a zombie, this year at least, because I have been feeling like a zombie often lately. A) I often feel lost in thought from going off track in thought. And I often feel lost in life as well. B) The bad people, gravely and greatly counting the fucking Trolls/Cyber-Bullies, as well as the tyrannical [[Michael Snyder]] for destroying my life from his set up in having me [[28 October 2011|arrested]], spend a horrifying night in jail, going through trial after trial after trial of crappy court dates, only to be totally drained from losing to him. Which brings up C) I often have been feeling tired more quickly from each outing full of errands I run for [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] every day, although some of them do include time for myself. Having to reside in the same room with her becomes tedious and can become frustrating to me, but she is still the sweetest, most caring, compassionate, understanding mother I have grown up knowing with fondest memories. D) I have actually felt the total blank-minded mental state that can be derived from having just woken up and still feeling really drowsy, as well as post mental shut down after an extended amount of [[stress]] has surged through my mind. E) Zombies actually totally creep, gross, freak and scare me. Which is why I take pleasure in shooting them in the head or chopping them up into bits in [[video games]] before they can drain my avatar/main character.}}
{{clear}}
[[File:Chriszombie.jpg|200px|left|thumb|[[LEGO]] zombie Chris.]]
===2013===
Halloween 2013 was a true dark night of the soul for Christian. On the 30th, he received the traumatic news that his [[Manchester High School]] [[gal-pals]] were neither true nor honest: "I am shocked to hear that everyone was my friend, because they felt sorry for me." This realization (only 13 years too late) that his friends were playing [[Kick the Autistic|Pity the Autistic]] and didn't really like him crushed Chris's one really happy memory. He posted to [[Molly Quarles]], asking if she too was merely being nice, and called on his old MHS classmates to visit [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in person to apologize (for what, is unclear). In keeping with the holiday spirit, he said he felt, as in the previous year, like "an emotional zombie."<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>
{{clear}}
[[File:LegoDerpy.jpg|thumb|150px|right|[[Derpy]]'s ready for trick-or-treating.]]
[[File:Chris at a gay bar.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris's "Lesbian chic" costume for Halloween 2014.]]
===2014===
A week before Halloween 2014, Chris asked of his [[Facebook]] friends, "Can anyone recommend any legitimate and good Halloween Parties in [[Charlottesville]], VA, please?" He eventually made the very atypical decision to [[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris hits up a gay bar (seriously)|spend the holiday]] patronizing the [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] dressed as a [[Chris and fashion|"Groovy 70's Lesbian Chic."]] Chris had originally hoped that if his girlfriend [[Catherine]] was in town, they could wear costumes with a "Lesbians Through Time" theme, with her as "the Past Lesbian" and himself as the aforementioned hippie. Unfortunately, she couldn't come, so Chris had to go alone.

The extent of his participation was not immediately known, as he only posted a bathroom selfie on Facebook. Knowing Chris, he probably just [[Fridays After Five|played with his Nintendo DS the whole time.]] The fact that Chris even ''entered'' a gay bar was somewhat mind boggling at the time, given his [[Homos|ongoing]] [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|homophobia]] and his [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|prior insistence]] that he would never enter such an establishment. It was unknown whether Chris had truly shed his homophobic tendencies or whether he was merely [[Attraction Sign|harassing]] lesbians at a gay bar.
{{clear}}
[[File:Ha1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Rosechu and Sonichu]]
[[File:Ha2.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Humanoid electric mouse-hedgehogs dressed as humanoid horse things]]

===2015===
Chris unveiled Halloween costumes for the Sonichu family, who appeared as [[My Little Pony|''Equestria Girls'']] characters. He instructed his [[Facebook]] followers to "Stay Safe while Trick-or-Treating, escorting the children on the outing, or while partying", in a rare case of Chris actually providing sound advice.

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[Cosplay]]
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Chris's birthday|Birthday]]
*[[Bunny Hop|Easter]]
{{References}}
{{Year}}

My Little Pony

2017-09-26T14:18:17Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{DeadLinks}}

{{quote|I recommend buying yourself a My Little Pony figure of your favorite color or whatever. Now, uh, stroking the hair of said pony is very relaxing and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek. That's... nice.|Chris' advice for young men<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris: The original brony.]]
'''''My Little Pony''''' is a line of [[toys]] and animated programs intended for girls aged 4-8, although its [[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|most recent incarnation]] has earned favorable acclaim among adults, and a cult following called "bronies", with the other term "pegasisters" used for female fans. Chris is one of the few bronies to exist before the ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' cartoon gained popularity, and picked up an interest in the franchise after being introduced to it by [[Megan]] in [[2007]], buying several of the toys as well as making custom-made ''My Little Pony'' dolls for his friends. He has since developed an interest in the ''Friendship is Magic'' cartoon.

==Chris and ponies==
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this was viewed as a very revealing aspect of Chris's life, earning him the mockery of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]] yet again.

In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated]], his ''My Little Pony'' figurines can be seen hanging from his ceiling.

Chris used a picture of Applejack from ''Friendship is Magic'' as his [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series--[[Rainbow]] [[Tomgirl|Dash]].

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Chris's Applejack avatar.]]

A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a G3 My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's [[3DS]] in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]] video.

Chris also has a ''Friendship is Magic'' playlist on his [[YouTube]] account that includes all the episodes.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F Chris's ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'' playlist on YouTube]</ref> Considering [[Ghostbusters|his]] [[Transformers|previous]] [[Pokémon|track]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|record]] for loving children's shows, it's not exactly surprising. In the [[Facebook]] note he made on 31 [[March 2012]], he complains about "gum gabbing gossip columnists working for a corrupt editor", which is the plot for the episode [http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Ponyville_Confidential "Ponyville Confidential"] (which aired not too long before the note was made), the giveaway being that the ''nom de plume'' used in the episode was "Gabby Gums."

On 24 [[April 2012]], Chris wrote a note on his Facebook, calling for the rescue of the ''MLP:FiM'' character "Derpy Hooves", a character who is characterized by her lazy eyes and [[Slow-in-the-minds|comical method of thinking]], whose first speaking appearance in the episode "The Last Roundup" was re-edited because one person (who would later be heavily criticized by the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase) thought Derpy's voice and personality in said appearance was offensive to the disabled. Naturally, Chris saw it as a vehicle to gain more pity towards him by sympathizing with a character that appeared to have some sort of disorder.

On 26 [[June 2012]], Chris whined about dark pony-related media on his Facebook via [[Twitter]]. He mentioned watching an animated adaption of the infamous fanfiction ''[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction Cupcakes]'' and SHED.MOV (an episode of HotDiggedyDemon's ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/PonyDotMov PONY.MOV]'' series). He took particular offense at Rainbow Dash, a tomboyish character, being gorily killed in both videos and, in a characteristic fit of fatuous [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]], suggested that it was done because people hate [[Tomgirl Saga|tomboys and tomgirls]]. He went on to rant about the "Dark Parodies" being the reason behind his writer's block, before descending into the usual tirade of hatred against people in general.

In a twist of irony, it was recently discovered that Chris has not one, <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2FD70214E0CF6E92 Jappleack Playlist on Chris' YT account]</ref> but two <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2f2iqihk1im2B1M7ZXJyoCd-gkDLXYCQ Jackie and Jerry playlist on Chris' YT account] </ref> playlists from HotDiggedyDemon, [[Chris and hypocrisy|the creator of SHED.MOV that he hated so much.]] Also, he eventually would share a word of wisdom HotDiggedyDemon posted to his Facebook account that trolls noted would be really useful for himself.

[[File:LegoDerpy.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Chris's Lego pony in question; [[Chris and art|talented]] as always.]]

In 2013, Chris's actions would cause him to become a social pariah to the Brony community by calling out voice actress [[Wikipedia:Tara Strong|Tara Strong]] (who voices Twilight Sparkle on the ''Friendship is Magic'' series) on her "Twilightlicious" video, claiming that she was tainting the name of the characters she had voiced by apparently supporting trolling and bullying. Many trolls had responded that his actions were, to say the very least, ''ridiculous'', due to him [[Autism|misunderstanding the context of her video]] and expecting a well-known celebrity [[Chris and his Ego|to personally answer to him]]. This certainly would have ended in Chris not hearing squat from Tara, had a troll not decided to forward his rant to her Facebook account. This is what she had to say:

{{quotebox|"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."}}

In other words, Tara immediately and understandably chastises him despite not meeting him before in her life, saying he's probably someone who would pull this stunt for attention, and makes note of her work in anti-bullying campaigns (which is something Chris would obviously not put any effort into researching). Chris did not respond, but in all likelihood ignored every word of what she said and dismissed her as a '''"DANG, DIRTY TROLL!"''' like he does with anybody who does not [[White knight|enable him]]. Eventually, though, he put her song "Take My Hand" on the [[Three-Quarter Woman]] CD.

[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|right|200px|Chris's Rainbow Dash cosplay.]]
[[File:OmegaconA.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Note his trademark purple sunglasses]]

When the ''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Equestria Girls|Equestria Girls]]'' trailer was released, Chris threw a ''fit'' on Facebook, citing that it would attract ''"[[pedofork|pedofile]] (sic) perverts"'' into the fanbase.<ref>[[:File:Chris-Chan - FB - Equestria Girls.png]]</ref> Never mind that the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase has always had perverts (not to mention that ''so does every other fanbase in the world'') and he has drawn porn of underage characters in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]]. He then goes on to say that the ''Friendship is Magic'' crew is "Out Of Their Minds", immediately after saying "With All Due Respect," even going so far as to name-drop Lauren Faust, who at that point had left the show more than a year prior. He then comments on his own note, loudly demanding in ALL CAPS that somebody pull the plug on it. Much to the surprise of nobody, Hasbro Studios did not respond to Chris' suggestions. Oh, and he [[Chris and hypocrisy|later "liked" some videos related to the movie online and named it his #2 favorite]].

In [[October 2014]], Chris posted his own [[Lego]] 'Derpy' to his Facebook page.

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris donned a pair of novelty ''My Little Pony'' sunglasses as a "disguise" while vandalizing a''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Boom]]'' display.

On 19 [[January 2015]], a photo was leaked depicting Chris dressed up in a Rainbow Dash costume. His unclean, frazzled appearance unsurprisingly doesn't mix at all with her general character design.

On 29 [[August 2015]], Chris was seen cosplaying, again, at [[OmegaCon]]; this time as "Vinyl Scratch, A.K.A. DJ Pon3!". This time, at least, Chris put a little effort into his costume; nevertheless, the outcome was still horrible.

{{clear}}

===Bronies===
Bronies are the teenage-to-adult males who have become fans of the ''Friendship is Magic'' incarnation of the My Little Pony franchise. While one would think Christian would be proud, or even claim responsibility for, bronies given the contents of his [[FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris manages to once again defy expectations and common sense. Chris seems to hate all bronies simply because they have [[duck]]s and are therefore [[JERKS]]. When Chris became a tomgirl, he considered himself a pegasister, which adult female fans of ''Friendship is Magic'' are called. It was only matter of time before he started making demands on Facebook for bronies to bow down to their pegasister counterparts. He seems to blame the parts of the fandom which offend him, such as ''PONY.MOV'' (a satirical internet cartoon series which--believe it or not--is an affectionate parody of the show), on the wretched brony MALES and their twisted perversions while assuring himself that the female fans of the show are no doubt responsible for all the elements of the fandom he admires and [[mass debate]]s to.

As of [[BronyCon]] his stance against men who like ponies seems to have softened somewhat. He was photographed smiling in the presence of other men and didn't accuse any of them being discriminatory towards him. However by all accounts (including his own) he still gravitated towards talking toward woman at the convention. Its likely that he secretly still finds men he doesn't know to be offensive, regardless of if they are wearing a pony hat or not. The other possibility is that he simply isn't interested in Bronies because, despite his claims, he is still only interested in socializing for [[china|one thing]] that no man can give him.

==Cutie mark==
[[File:Cutie mark.jpg|thumb|"Being really gross has got to be my destiny, 'cause that's what my cutie mark is telling me."]]

In the ''My Little Pony'' universe, a cutie mark is a symbol on both an individual pony's thighs, representing their special talent and interest. Chris's "special talent", it seems, is being a [[tomgirl]]. Prior to the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris likely would have defined himself by his art or perhaps his [[love quest]], but at this point seems to be anchoring his entire personality to his tomgirl status. Somewhat ironic is the fact that despite the implication of tomgirlhood being his special talent, Chris is a [[Tomgirl Pictures|very, ''very'' unconvincing tomgirl]].

In a [[Forgot the Glitter|leaked video]] released on [[February 2012|25 February 2012]], Chris was spotted showing off a drawing on his left thigh which he calls his "cutie mark". It is the combination of the two gender symbols , surprisingly ''not'' having anything to do with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for once. It does not seem to be a real tattoo, but instead is drawn on, most likely with his [[Chris and art|felt-tip pens]].

In [[June 2017]], Chris shared the [[:File:NightStarCutieMark.png|result]] of a cutie mark generator quiz to [[Facebook]].<ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Chris's MLP mark]]</ref> Inspired, Chris would later that day use the design to create a [[Night Star|new original character]]. Trolls would underestimate [[NightStar2891|how far he would take this]].

==Ponysona==
{{main|Night Star}}

Chris's ponysona is uncreatively named "[[Night Star]]". He has created a second [[Twitter]] account under this name, using it to white knight himself against [[trolls]] and potential [[sweethearts]].

Chris has also created ponysonas for [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]. They names are "Sugar Darling" and "Gallop Crush", respectively.

==BronyCon 2017==
{{main|BronyCon}}

[[File:Chris' outfit Bronycon day 3.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris at BronyCon. As of late September 2017, he is [[Cville Pride|still wearing the unicorn horn]].]]

Chris attended BronyCon 2017 from 11 August to 13 August of that year.

{{clear}}

==In the comic==
[[File:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu 12-9 front cover]]

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her favorite pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|''Sonichu'' Special #2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony menagerie..

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].

In [[Sonichu 12]] Robee performs the "Sonic Rainboom", a stunt perfomed in the show when Rainbow Dash goes really fast and makes a rainbow.

Chris has revealed that [[Sonichu 12-9]] (formerly labeled Sonichu 13) will include the self-described ''[[Chris and his Ego|fan-fiction but potentially canon]]'' life story of Night Star.<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]</ref><ref>[https://www.patreon.com/posts/sonichu-12-9-14049434?utm_campaign=postshare&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook]</ref> Chris has teased small details of the comic, including equine versions of [[Borb]].<ref>[[:File:NightStarBorb.png]]</ref>

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' creation
!Original
![[Card games|TCG card]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:Chris Pony.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The original Cheroki-Chan, made with Chris's own [[hair]] and Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic [[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The improved store-bought Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]][[File:159-ChrokiChan.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Death threats|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Dreams|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan Schroeder|camouflaged]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchemest]]
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', though part of the name may come from [[Wikipedia:Squall Leonhart|Squall Leonhart]] of [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VIII|''Final Fantasy VIII'']].
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]]. Based on Megan's brother [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|John]].
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony. A Christmas gift for Tyler, the son of Tony the Gym Leader.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. A gift for Briana, one of the daughters of Gym Leader Tony.
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]] type. A gift for Caitlyn, the youngest daughter of Tony the Gym Leader.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony. Based on Linnea, Anna's friend and co-worker.
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos."
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
</center>

Exhilarated by the events of BronyCon 2017, Chris produced a number of drawings during and after the event, intended as gifts for panel guests and attendees. Optimistic, on 15 August, he attempted to win back the affections of [[DoopieDoOver]] and voice actor Tabitha St. Germain by sending them art via his Night Star sockpuppet account - he was swiftly blocked again.

<center><gallery>
File:Spike-sonichu.jpg|For Cathy Weseluck
File:Spike_in_a_Pikachu_costume.jpg|For [[Chris and his Ego|attendees]]
File:Night_Star_%26_Wishing_Wasp.jpg|For [[Avalon Porter]]
File:CMC Drawing.jpg|For Michelle Creber, Claire Corlett, and Madeleine Peters
File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|For Kelly Sheridan
File:Bsalgart.jpg|For Bsalgart (artist)
File:IanMcMurchie.jpg|For Ian McMurchie
File: Spike Sonichu0 1.jpg|Spike reading Equestria's [[Sonichu 0]] (for Cathy Weseluck)
File:Spike Sonichu0 2.jpg|2
File:TabithaDrawing.jpg|<s>For Tabitha St. Germain</s>
File:BubbleGummy.jpg|<s>For [[DoopieDoOver]]</s>
File:StarlightGlimmer2.jpg|Sango/Starlight Glimmer (for Kelly Sheridan)
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{deletedvideo}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = THE original brony
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8aXhm_sm3bU}}
| Stardate = 8 March 2012
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary TheCWCvilleLibrary]
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

==See also ==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[List of toys]]
*[[BronyCon]]
*[[Christine Doll]]
*[[Unicorn cosplay]]
*[[BronyMate]]

==References==
<references />
==External links==
*''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]]'' at [[Wikipedia]]
*<s> [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download] </s> - Dead link.
[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Toys]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

My Little Pony

2017-09-26T14:09:49Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{taxpayermoney}}
{{DeadLinks}}

{{quote|I recommend buying yourself a My Little Pony figure of your favorite color or whatever. Now, uh, stroking the hair of said pony is very relaxing and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek. That's... nice.|Chris' advice for young men<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris: The original brony.]]
'''''My Little Pony''''' is a line of [[toys]] and animated programs intended for girls aged 4-8, although its [[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|most recent incarnation]] has earned favorable acclaim among adults, and a cult following called "bronies", with the other term "pegasisters" used for female fans. Chris is one of the few bronies to exist before the ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' cartoon gained popularity, and picked up an interest in the franchise after being introduced to it by [[Megan]] in [[2007]], buying several of the toys as well as making custom-made ''My Little Pony'' dolls for his friends. He has since developed an interest in the ''Friendship is Magic'' cartoon.

==Chris and ponies==
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this was viewed as a very revealing aspect of Chris's life, earning him the mockery of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]] yet again.

In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated]], his ''My Little Pony'' figurines can be seen hanging from his ceiling.

Chris used a picture of Applejack from ''Friendship is Magic'' as his [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series--[[Rainbow]] [[Tomgirl|Dash]].

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Chris's Applejack avatar.]]

A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a G3 My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's [[3DS]] in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]] video.

Chris also has a ''Friendship is Magic'' playlist on his [[YouTube]] account that includes all the episodes.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F Chris's ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'' playlist on YouTube]</ref> Considering [[Ghostbusters|his]] [[Transformers|previous]] [[Pokémon|track]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|record]] for loving children's shows, it's not exactly surprising. In the [[Facebook]] note he made on 31 [[March 2012]], he complains about "gum gabbing gossip columnists working for a corrupt editor", which is the plot for the episode [http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Ponyville_Confidential "Ponyville Confidential"] (which aired not too long before the note was made), the giveaway being that the ''nom de plume'' used in the episode was "Gabby Gums."

On 24 [[April 2012]], Chris wrote a note on his Facebook, calling for the rescue of the ''MLP:FiM'' character "Derpy Hooves", a character who is characterized by her lazy eyes and [[Slow-in-the-minds|comical method of thinking]], whose first speaking appearance in the episode "The Last Roundup" was re-edited because one person (who would later be heavily criticized by the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase) thought Derpy's voice and personality in said appearance was offensive to the disabled. Naturally, Chris saw it as a vehicle to gain more pity towards him by sympathizing with a character that appeared to have some sort of disorder.

On 26 [[June 2012]], Chris whined about dark pony-related media on his Facebook via [[Twitter]]. He mentioned watching an animated adaption of the infamous fanfiction ''[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction Cupcakes]'' and SHED.MOV (an episode of HotDiggedyDemon's ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/PonyDotMov PONY.MOV]'' series). He took particular offense at Rainbow Dash, a tomboyish character, being gorily killed in both videos and, in a characteristic fit of fatuous [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]], suggested that it was done because people hate [[Tomgirl Saga|tomboys and tomgirls]]. He went on to rant about the "Dark Parodies" being the reason behind his writer's block, before descending into the usual tirade of hatred against people in general.

In a twist of irony, it was recently discovered that Chris has not one, <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2FD70214E0CF6E92 Jappleack Playlist on Chris' YT account]</ref> but two <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2f2iqihk1im2B1M7ZXJyoCd-gkDLXYCQ Jackie and Jerry playlist on Chris' YT account] </ref> playlists from HotDiggedyDemon, [[Chris and hypocrisy|the creator of SHED.MOV that he hated so much.]] Also, he eventually would share a word of wisdom HotDiggedyDemon posted to his Facebook account that trolls noted would be really useful for himself.

[[File:LegoDerpy.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Chris's Lego pony in question; [[Chris and art|talented]] as always.]]

In 2013, Chris's actions would cause him to become a social pariah to the Brony community by calling out voice actress [[Wikipedia:Tara Strong|Tara Strong]] (who voices Twilight Sparkle on the ''Friendship is Magic'' series) on her "Twilightlicious" video, claiming that she was tainting the name of the characters she had voiced by apparently supporting trolling and bullying. Many trolls had responded that his actions were, to say the very least, ''ridiculous'', due to him [[Autism|misunderstanding the context of her video]] and expecting a well-known celebrity [[Chris and his Ego|to personally answer to him]]. This certainly would have ended in Chris not hearing squat from Tara, had a troll not decided to forward his rant to her Facebook account. This is what she had to say:

{{quotebox|"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."}}

In other words, Tara immediately and understandably chastises him despite not meeting him before in her life, saying he's probably someone who would pull this stunt for attention, and makes note of her work in anti-bullying campaigns (which is something Chris would obviously not put any effort into researching). Chris did not respond, but in all likelihood ignored every word of what she said and dismissed her as a '''"DANG, DIRTY TROLL!"''' like he does with anybody who does not [[White knight|enable him]]. Eventually, though, he put her song "Take My Hand" on the [[Three-Quarter Woman]] CD.

[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|right|200px|Chris's Rainbow Dash cosplay.]]
[[File:OmegaconA.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Note his trademark purple sunglasses]]

When the ''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Equestria Girls|Equestria Girls]]'' trailer was released, Chris threw a ''fit'' on Facebook, citing that it would attract ''"[[pedofork|pedofile]] (sic) perverts"'' into the fanbase.<ref>[[:File:Chris-Chan - FB - Equestria Girls.png]]</ref> Never mind that the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase has always had perverts (not to mention that ''so does every other fanbase in the world'') and he has drawn porn of underage characters in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' 8]]. He then goes on to say that the ''Friendship is Magic'' crew is "Out Of Their Minds", immediately after saying "With All Due Respect," even going so far as to name-drop Lauren Faust, who at that point had left the show more than a year prior. He then comments on his own note, loudly demanding in ALL CAPS that somebody pull the plug on it. Much to the surprise of nobody, Hasbro Studios did not respond to Chris' suggestions. Oh, and he [[Chris and hypocrisy|later "liked" some videos related to the movie online and named it his #2 favorite]].

In [[October 2014]], Chris posted his own [[Lego]] 'Derpy' to his Facebook page.

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris donned a pair of novelty ''My Little Pony'' sunglasses as a "disguise" while vandalizing a''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Boom]]'' display.

On 19 [[January 2015]], a photo was leaked depicting Chris dressed up in a Rainbow Dash costume. His unclean, frazzled appearance unsurprisingly doesn't mix at all with her general character design.

On 29 [[August 2015]], Chris was seen cosplaying, again, at [[OmegaCon]]; this time as "Vinyl Scratch, A.K.A. DJ Pon3!". This time, at least, Chris put a little effort into his costume; nevertheless, the outcome was still horrible.

{{clear}}

===Bronies===
Bronies are the teenage-to-adult males who have become fans of the ''Friendship is Magic'' incarnation of the My Little Pony franchise. While one would think Christian would be proud, or even claim responsibility for, bronies given the contents of his [[FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris manages to once again defy expectations and common sense. Chris seems to hate all bronies simply because they have [[duck]]s and are therefore [[JERKS]]. When Chris became a tomgirl, he considered himself a pegasister, which adult female fans of ''Friendship is Magic'' are called. It was only matter of time before he started making demands on Facebook for bronies to bow down to their pegasister counterparts. He seems to blame the parts of the fandom which offend him, such as ''PONY.MOV'' (a satirical internet cartoon series which--believe it or not--is an affectionate parody of the show), on the wretched brony MALES and their twisted perversions while assuring himself that the female fans of the show are no doubt responsible for all the elements of the fandom he admires and [[mass debate]]s to.

As of [[BronyCon]] his stance against men who like ponies seems to have softened somewhat. He was photographed smiling in the presence of other men and didn't accuse any of them being discriminatory towards him. However by all accounts (including his own) he still gravitated towards talking toward woman at the convention. Its likely that he secretly still finds men he doesn't know to be offensive, regardless of if they are wearing a pony hat or not. The other possibility is that he simply isn't interested in Bronies because, despite his claims, he is still only interested in socializing for [[china|one thing]] that no man can give him.

==Cutie mark==
[[File:Cutie mark.jpg|thumb|"Being really gross has got to be my destiny, 'cause that's what my cutie mark is telling me."]]

In the ''My Little Pony'' universe, a cutie mark is a symbol on both an individual pony's thighs, representing their special talent and interest. Chris's "special talent", it seems, is being a [[tomgirl]]. Prior to the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris likely would have defined himself by his art or perhaps his [[love quest]], but at this point seems to be anchoring his entire personality to his tomgirl status. Somewhat ironic is the fact that despite the implication of tomgirlhood being his special talent, Chris is a [[Tomgirl Pictures|very, ''very'' unconvincing tomgirl]].

In a [[Forgot the Glitter|leaked video]] released on [[February 2012|25 February 2012]], Chris was spotted showing off a drawing on his left thigh which he calls his "cutie mark". It is the combination of the two gender symbols , surprisingly ''not'' having anything to do with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for once. It does not seem to be a real tattoo, but instead is drawn on, most likely with his [[Chris and art|felt-tip pens]].

In [[June 2017]], Chris shared the [[:File:NightStarCutieMark.png|result]] of a cutie mark generator quiz to [[Facebook]].<ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Chris's MLP mark]]</ref> Inspired, Chris would later that day use the design to create a [[Night Star|new original character]]. Trolls would underestimate [[NightStar2891|how far he would take this]].

==Ponysona==
{{main|Night Star}}

Chris's ponysona is uncreatively named "[[Night Star]]". He has created a second [[Twitter]] account under this name, using it to white knight himself against [[trolls]] and potential [[sweethearts]].

Chris has also created ponysonas for [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]. They names are "Sugar Darling" and "Gallop Crush", respectively.

==BronyCon 2017==
{{main|BronyCon}}

[[File:Chris' outfit Bronycon day 3.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris at BronyCon. As of late September 2017, he is [[Cville Pride|still wearing the unicorn horn]].]]

Chris attended BronyCon 2017 from 11 August to 13 August of that year.

{{clear}}

==BronyMate dating site==
{{main|BronyMate}}

Chris made a profile, NightStar1982, on the site on 27 August 2017.

==Unicorn cosplay==
{{main|Unicorn cosplay}}

==Christine Doll==
{{main|Christine Doll}}

==In the comic==
[[File:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|thumb|200px|Sonichu 12-9 front cover]]

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her favorite pony by her side, [[Wedding_Comic|''Sonichu'' Special #2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony menagerie..

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].

In [[Sonichu 12]] Robee performs the "Sonic Rainboom", a stunt perfomed in the show when Rainbow Dash goes really fast and makes a rainbow.

Chris has revealed that [[Sonichu 12-9]] (formerly labeled Sonichu 13) will include the self-described ''[[Chris and his Ego|fan-fiction but potentially canon]]'' life story of Night Star.<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]</ref><ref>[https://www.patreon.com/posts/sonichu-12-9-14049434?utm_campaign=postshare&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook]</ref> Chris has teased small details of the comic, including equine versions of [[Borb]].<ref>[[:File:NightStarBorb.png]]</ref>

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
|-
!Chris' creation
!Original
![[Card games|TCG card]]
!Notes
|-
|[[File:Chris Pony.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The original Cheroki-Chan, made with Chris's own [[hair]] and Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic [[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The improved store-bought Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]][[File:159-ChrokiChan.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Death threats|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Dreams|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan Schroeder|camouflaged]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchemest]]
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', though part of the name may come from [[Wikipedia:Squall Leonhart|Squall Leonhart]] of [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VIII|''Final Fantasy VIII'']].
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]]. Based on Megan's brother [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|John]].
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony. A Christmas gift for Tyler, the son of Tony the Gym Leader.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. A gift for Briana, one of the daughters of Gym Leader Tony.
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]] type. A gift for Caitlyn, the youngest daughter of Tony the Gym Leader.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony. Based on Linnea, Anna's friend and co-worker.
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos."
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
</center>

Exhilarated by the events of BronyCon 2017, Chris produced a number of drawings during and after the event, intended as gifts for panel guests and attendees. Optimistic, on 15 August, he attempted to win back the affections of [[DoopieDoOver]] and voice actor Tabitha St. Germain by sending them art via his Night Star sockpuppet account - he was swiftly blocked again.

<center><gallery>
File:Spike-sonichu.jpg|For Cathy Weseluck
File:Spike_in_a_Pikachu_costume.jpg|For [[Chris and his Ego|attendees]]
File:Night_Star_%26_Wishing_Wasp.jpg|For [[Avalon Porter]]
File:CMC Drawing.jpg|For Michelle Creber, Claire Corlett, and Madeleine Peters
File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|For Kelly Sheridan
File:Bsalgart.jpg|For Bsalgart (artist)
File:IanMcMurchie.jpg|For Ian McMurchie
File: Spike Sonichu0 1.jpg|Spike reading Equestria's [[Sonichu 0]] (for Cathy Weseluck)
File:Spike Sonichu0 2.jpg|2
File:TabithaDrawing.jpg|<s>For Tabitha St. Germain</s>
File:BubbleGummy.jpg|<s>For [[DoopieDoOver]]</s>
File:StarlightGlimmer2.jpg|Sango/Starlight Glimmer (for Kelly Sheridan)
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{deletedvideo}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = THE original brony
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8aXhm_sm3bU}}
| Stardate = 8 March 2012
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary TheCWCvilleLibrary]
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

==See also ==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[List of toys]]
==References==
<references />
==External links==
*''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]]'' at [[Wikipedia]]
*<s> [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download] </s> - Dead link.
[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Toys]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

Card games

2017-09-19T16:00:49Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

__NOEDITSECTION__
{{taxpayermoney}}

Throughout his life, [[Chris]] has wasted large quantities of [[monthly tugboat|federal tax money]] on '''trading card games''' (TCG). To date, Chris has played five different ones: ''[[Pokémon]]'', ''UFS'' (''Ultimate Fighting System''), ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'', ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' TCG, and most recently, ''[[The Eye of Judgment]]''.

==List of TCGs Chris has played==
[[Image:104-GirlfriendAttract.jpg|thumb|If only life were more like ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''…]]
[[Image:CWCEOJ.jpg|thumb|Chris in ''[[The Eye of Judgment]]''.]]

===Pokémon TCG===
{{main|Pokémon}}
The '''Pokémon TCG''' was first introduced in Japan in October [[1996]], then North America in December [[1998]]. It was initially published by Wizards of the Coast. Chris started getting into the Pokémon TCG in [[1999]], and made his own deck and custom Pokémon Cards. He also [[Inventions|invented]] a special "heavy-duty case" made from [[Lego]] bricks and held together with tape, to carry his card decks.

In [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Chris ran an ad proposing a Pokémon TCG expansion titled ''EX-CWC''. This ad firmly establishes Christian's custom trading cards as part of the Sonichu franchise. Also, it reaffirms Chris's [[Chris and his ego|rampant narcissism]], as he names the proposed expansion after himself (just like he names everything) instead of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] characters that would occupy the expansion.

===Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG===
{{main|Yu-Gi-Oh!}}
The '''Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG''' came out worldwide in [[2002]], and was developed and published by Konami. The earliest sources we have of Chris playing the game are from [[2004]], when he started making a bunch of custom cards. Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] during a ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' match in the summer of [[2005]].

===Sailor Moon TCG===
{{main|Sailor Moon}}
The '''Sailor Moon TCG''' was released in [[2000]] by Dart Flipcards Inc. We know Chris got into this game through Megan, who was a big fan of it, but he has never referenced to it very much outside of the emails. During the [[Julie|Julie Saga]], Chris had a bunch of ''Sailor Moon'' cards up on his website.

===The Eye of Judgment TCG===
{{main|The Eye of Judgment}}
'''The Eye of Judgment''' is a TCG/videogame hybrid released in [[2007]] by [[Sony]]. Chris got into this game quite heavily, because it could be played online, and [[autism|no social interaction]] was needed. This game came into quite a few videos, and Chris probably [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apologized]] to [[the GAMe PLACe]] because of it.

===UFS (Ultimate Fighting System) TCG===
'''Universal Fighting System TCG''' is a collectible card game originally designed by Sabertooth Games, it was first released in [[2006]], and involves popular fighting video game characters. According to [[Mimms]], Chris usually played with female characters, like Cassandra from ''[[Soul Calibur]]'' or [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]] from ''Street Fighter''.
{{clear}}

==List of places where Chris has played TCGs==
[[Image:Sonichupunch.jpg|thumb|Chris, holding it out like he's supposed to at [[The GAMe PLACe]].]]

===Books-A-Million===
Chris claims to have volunteered as an assistant Gym Leader at the Pokémon League at the Midlothian [[VA]] '''Books-A-Million''' between March [[1998]] and June [[2000]].<ref name="Resume">[[Chris's resume#Experience]]</ref> This is impossible, as the Pokémon trading card game wasn't released in North America until December 1998, and its official league wasn't founded until the following year. It is also unsure as to what extent Chris was actually "assistant Gym Leader," and whether or not he was just mucking about and behaving like a toddler. Chris would have stopped going here after his family moved 77 miles (125 km) back to [[Ruckersville]] in the summer of 2000.

In the May 2010 video [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|I Pimp My Ride]], as well as a number of other videos from 2010, Chris is seen wearing a shirt that reads "Pokémon League Books-A-Million Trainer", suggesting that at one point Chris did have some sort of staffing role in the store's organized Pokémon games. More important, it shows that Chris has hung on to this cheap memento of the experience for more than a decade, despite the fact that it is now far too small to wear and highlights his [[obesity]] to a disturbing degree.

===Toys "Я" Us===
Chris says he volunteered as assistant Gym Leader at the Pokémon League at the [[Charlottesville]] '''Toys "Я" Us''' between June [[2000]] and June [[2002]],<ref name="Resume" /> after his move back to Ruckersville. Again, we don't really know if he actually had duties, or if he was just joining in with the children.

According to first-hand reports of his games at Toys "Я" Us, Chris attempted to use the fake cards he made in battles. Some of these cards are extremely unfair and overpowered. Chris was reportedly kicked out of the store for insisting that he be allowed to use them, even though they would be outright unfair to whoever played against him. The look upon a child's face as Chris lays down a [[Virgin with rage]] card would have been priceless.

In [[September 2016]], he was photographed here by someone who gave [https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/52d0l7/day_12_chris_and_encyclop%C3%A6dia_dramatica/d7jur8d the following account]:

{{quotebox|Holy shit, I work in a Toys R Us in Charlottesville, VA, and Chris-chan came in yesterday. Bought 2 tins of pokemon cards and promptly left, but not before I saw MLP Figurines sticking out of his purse. Neon green tank top, short shorts, and bright blue hair. I just started working there, but according to my boss, Chris-Chan comes in about twice a month.

He comes in every 2 weeks or so to buy pokemon cards and videogames, presumably because he was banned from all the gamestops in the city. Not gonna upload it to the wiki because it may cost me my job or a pepper spray to the face, but someone else feel free to. }}

<center><gallery>
File:Cwc Toys r us 9-2016 1.jpg
File:Cwc Toys r us 9-2016 2.jpg
File:Cwc Toys r us 9-2016 3.jpg
File:Cwc Toys r us 9-2016 4.jpg
</gallery></center>

<center>Fan Art<gallery>
File:Chris foot - credit to dannyfrickenp.png
File:Chris ToysRUs - credit to 4-Cent Barbage.jpg
File:Tim Burton's Chris-chan - credit to 4-Cent Barbage.jpg
</gallery></center>

===The GAMe PLACe===
{{main|The GAMe PLACe}}
Chris claims to have volunteered as assistant Gym Leader at the Pokémon League at the Rochelle VA '''GAMe PLACe'''.<ref name="Resume" /> He started to go there in June [[2002]], and regularly visited until he was permanently banned by [[Michael Snyder]] in August [[2008]]. [[Lucas]] has stated that he actually sometimes did work there as a Gym Leader, although this was only very occasionally, when there were no better people around to do the job.

== Custom cards ==
[[Image:338-Flashbulb.jpg|thumb|It may look cool, but it's useless against [[Snorlax]]]]

{{main|The Wall of Originals}}
In addition to making custom trading cards (most notably ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' trading cards), Chris has produced tons of custom cards for most of the TCGs he as played. He proudly displays the Pokémon cards in [[The Wall of Originals]] (well, he'll likely proudly display them to anyone whom he manages to trap in the room, anyway), and put many (but not all) of the custom cards in the [[DVD]] slideshow. Most recently, he has made ''Eye of Judgment'' cards, as shown in his [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|Holding Out For a Hero]] video.

It is worthy of note that most (if not all) of Chris' custom Yu-Gi-Oh! cards are incredibly overpowered or amazingly weak and would never be accepted in a duel. This shows that Chris either knows too little about games he spent many hours playing or has an [[Chris and his Ego|Ego]] bloated enough to think that cards based off himself and his life should be ahead in power over "lesser" cards.

In the [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|Mimms and Lucas Q&A]], Mimms said that while Chris still kept his custom cards with the rest of his card collection and showed them off to other players at the GAMe PLACe, he had given up on trying to use them in competitive games.

==References==
<references />

==See also==
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]
*[[Video games]]

{{Sonichu Games}}

[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Things bought with taxpayer money]]

Chris and politics

2017-09-15T16:01:13Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{quote|EID, PMURT, EID|[[Chris]]'s biting political commentary on President [[Pmurt|Trump]].}}

[[File:Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, a.mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|discussing his political opinions.]]]]

In recent years, Chris has been quite vocal about his '''political views'''. He was once a moderate, and then shifted left. During the [[Tomgirl Saga]], he shifted further left. His progressing support of LGBT may have been why he has been more vocal about politics.

== Political Views ==
Chris's political views resemble a third grade child's "if I were President" social studies assignment, possessing a shallow understanding of major world issues.

A rather insightful example of his limited understanding of how the world actually works is his video [[A Public Announcement for Congress]], in which Chris explains in detail the actions he would take if elected President of the United States.

One doesn't even need to play the video to know that Chris is full of shit, as the title "A Public Announcement for Congress", contradicts itself. The video is not directed at Congress in any way, but rather is a stump speech directed at the American people. Anyone familiar with Chris's [[Chris and English|unique]] manner of speaking knows that he makes a habit of using fancy-sounding words (to him, at least) to make himself sound more intelligent than he actually is. Since Chris has no idea how to actually these words, the results often make him sound even more like a total moron.

{{Infobox/video
| name = A Public Announcement for Congress
| video = {{#ev:youtube|OhqFeTAHCo8}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Politics|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}}
}}

In the video, Chris displays for all the world to see that he has no idea how anything works.

Chris's first 100 days as President would be as follows:
* Use federal funds to create massive government housing complexes in every major city for the homeless.
* Drastically lower the sales tax of the state of Virginia from 5% to 2.5%
* Not lower "benefits" for retirees.
* Subsidize pharmaceutical costs for retirees.
* Confiscate all firearms owned by civilians.
* Legalize gay marriage in every member state of the United Nations.
* Construct FBI stations to monitor the activities of internet trolls.

Ideologically, Chris's views are all over the place, ranging from conservative such as slashing tax rates in half to extremely liberal views such as setting up a massive welfare initiative in the form of "soup hotels".

One point of interest is the fact that the "five percent" tax rate Chris talks about cutting in half refers to Virginia's sales tax rate, and not federal income tax. Besides the fact that sales tax rates are set by states and not the federal government, and a President Chandler would have no power to change this, Chris's misunderstanding of the distinction between income and sales tax points to the fact that, to nobody's surprise, Barb most likely did all of his taxes for him for the entire three months out of his entire life he spent working a job.

Since Chris most likely has never seen a W2 in his entire life, his approval of cutting taxes was most likely the influence of his late father. This is also most certainly the case with the next two points, which both relate to benefits for retired persons.

He would also take away all firearms from the civilian population, a direct violation of the Second Amendment of the United States Constitution. He then immediately backtracks on this idea, instead settling to just confiscate and ban the sale of ammunition. This ammunition would then be redistributed to the population in the event of an attack from 'another nation or planet". Not even considering the fact that such a plan would be a logistical nightmare, Chris seems to forget that the United States already has a military to defend itself, so exactly why Chris believes the U.S. population would have to be engaged in Guerrilla-style warfare against a foreign invader is a mystery.

Chris's final proposal is perhaps the most egregious, suggesting that the resources of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, a federal agency which is, among other things, ''dedicated to stopping foreign and domestic terrorist plots'', should be used to investigate people who type "ur gay" over the internet.

In short, Chris's views on politics are mostly the product of the influences of his conservative parents, combined with a well-meaning, yet naïve understanding of complex social and political issues like poverty and gun violence.

==Other Issues==
===Terrorism===

On 15 [[November 2015]], Chris wrote [[Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris|a piece]] on the ISIS attacks in France.

He demonstrated a very simplistic notion of ISIS, comparing it to a cartoon villain “looking to gather energies and power for themselves.”

He also tried to understand the motives of the terrorists by using his own life experiences against trolls, saying “I feel the terrorists, regardless of country, are misguided with paranoia and fear of others.”

His solution for world peace is simply to “stand together, combining our hearts and souls in the efforts to share the lights of friendship and love.” This ignores all underlying motives for sociopolitical tensions, and is a solution more fitting for a fight among small children.

===Patriotism===

In the 2009 [[Father Call]], Matthew called out Chris on his lack of patriotism, for making [[Twin Falling Towers]], saying, “Don't tell me you're an American.” Chris took it literally, responding with “I was born in America, I was raised in America my whole life, I never left the United States of America.”

On [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050032017-2|3 May 2017]], Chris naïvely appealed to North Korea, a foreign totalitarian regime, for a coup against the President of the United States.

==Chris's Involvement in the Political Process==

===2008-2012===
Chris, to many people's shock and horror, has voted in multiple United States presidential elections. In 2008, Chris voted for Barack Obama, his main reason for doing so was the fact that he had watched a set of documentaries on both Obama and his Republican opponent, John McCain. Chris, in [[True and Honest]] form, said he voted against McCain because he couldn’t identify with him on a personal level. In December 2008, he stated<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|I saw more of myself in Obama when I watched his A&E Biography, than in McCain's A&E Biography; both downloaded from the Playstation Store.

Who would you vote for; a war hero that you couldn't feel that much for, or the guy who you feel like is similar to you in social dilemmas?}}
Exactly what qualities of Barrack Obama an obese manchild saw in himself is currently unknown. Chris elaborated further in 2014, during [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|a date with Catherine]]:

{{quotebox|I kind of felt like um, with my mental stabil-, with my mental problems and whatnot, I felt like I could similarly relate to him? I felt more related, felt more relatable to him in that sense than McCain was. As he was the, uh, prisoner in that other country he insisted, he did not want to be released early. He wanted to go out with the r-, with as s-, at the same time as errybody else. Uh I mean, that is, that is admirable [he pronounces this word all wrong].}}

Chris would go on to vote for Obama a second time in 2012 for, once again, no real reason besides his claim that he personally identified with him, saying, “I felt like I wanted to make sure that I had [[Chris and his Ego|good reason]] to decide from the change and having a first black president. Aside from that, cause if I had done that, if I had done it on just that alone, that would have been racist.”{{Citation needed|date=August 2017}}

===2016===
{{see also|Pmurt}}

[[File:Cwc electionday 2016.jpg|thumb|Chris, after casting his vote for Hillary Clinton]]

Despite having four more years of opportunities to actually understand how a country functions, Chris's reasoning for his choice in the 2016 Presidential election remained laughably shallow. Chris repeatedly made clear his preference for Democratic candidate [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary Clinton]] during this election cycle, his main reason being that she is a [[China|woman]]. In February 2016, Chris said, "I feel like American [sic] needs a woman's touch finally after all these years"<ref>[[Update 02/16/2016]]</ref> as a reason for why he wanted Hillary Clinton [[Women's Rights|to become president.]]

Chris did make a ''slight'' attempt to develop his political views from the Obama era, Instead of just voting for Clinton because she reminds him of himself, he read up on the issues. Unfortunately, this consisted of [[Pmurt#Chris's news sources|skimming clickbait articles]] written by LGBT activists. He also [[Honor Roll|cited an episode of The Simpsons]] as one of his major sources for being opposed to Clinton’s opponent, Donald Trump.<ref>[[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote]]</ref>.

When a fan asked him for reasons for vote for Clinton, he responded<ref>[[Misc E-mails#Anti-Pmurt]]</ref>:

*Hillary will Tax the Fat Cats and fill the middle class and lower and get the country less in debt.

*She is PRO-LGBTQ and Immigrants

*She is more beneficial for EVERYONE in General.

*AND, this country is long Overdue for a Woman's touch.

Despite claiming to be a feminist, the sexism in Chris's "woman's touch" remarks seems to elude him.

Chris has also given [[Pmurt#Opposition to Trump|many reasons for opposing Trump]].

===2016 Election Results===

[[File:Feelings of the election results (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, after learning of the election results]]
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris reacted to news of Donald Trump’s victory over Hillary Clinton [[Pmurt#Death Threats|by throwing a huge temper tantrum]]. During that time, he:

*Asked someone to kill Trump with “a sniper rifle”

*Made videos and Facebook posts depicting the President-elect, and later the Vice President-elect, being murdered in effigy, using Transformers and Legos

*Posted to the comments section of a LGBT Facebook page and asked its readers to pray for Trump’s death

He also signed [[Pmurt#Anti-Trump petitions|an online petition]] asking the Electoral College to disregard the results of the 2016 election and install Clinton into the presidency which did not happen.

Chris has refused to recognize Pmurt as his president, saying, “[[Chris and reality|Trump is Not president, mayor, or Anything in Cwcville.]]<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#I'm done adulting]]</ref>

===Open Letter to Pmurt on the LGBT===
Upon reading that Pmurt had said he would sign the [[wikipedia:First Amendment Defense Act|First Amendment Defense Act]] if passed by Congress, a bill opposed by liberals due to potentially enabling discrimination against the LGBT, Chris first reacted by [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Advocate or die, Trump!|making a death threat]], then writing [[December 2016 Facebook posts#A puzzler for Trump|an open letter]] directed at Pmurt.

{{quotebox|Hey! #DonaldTrump. I have a puzzler for you.

In the alternate reality/dimension/universe where A, Every person there is the Opposite born gender from here (in an example, the Donald Trump there is a Woman, and Every President of the United States of America there has been Female), and B, the LGBTQ is the Norm and the discrimination happens against the Straight People. Would You, the Donald Trump of This reality/dimension/universe, allow the Donald Trump(ette) in That opposite reality/dimension/universe, Sign the Anti-Straight Law, that would allow discrimination of Yourself, Ever?

If your answer is No, then it should be fit that you Not discriminate against us, the LGBTQ, as the people there Discriminate against the Straight.

Yet, if your answer remains Yes, then you, sir, would end up being a Self-Loathing Person, as you allowed the continuing of Discrimination of Yourself in that reality/dimension/universe that is the Very Same Planet, AND the Very Same United States of America, that You, Yourself, regardless, dare to reside and take office in.

<nowiki>#DonaldTrump</nowiki>, Abdicate the Office and let Hillary Clinton run this country, For the Love of Religion, and for any shred of Self-Love you have for yourself. Or die from yours or someone else's hand.

Good day. }}

Though confusing, Chris's point seems to be that he wants Pmurt to consider the perspective of a LGBT-oriented person before making his decision on the bill. Aside from the death threat at the end, it is a fair effort by Chris, whose own [[autism]] often makes it difficult for himself to empathize with other people.

===Reasons for Chris's political shift===

Chris's political shift to the left could be partly pragmatic, in order to align himself with the political views of his supporters. In his original heyday, Chris saw criticism from progressives, for his [[Chris and race|racism]], [[Women's rights|sexism]], and [[Homos|homophobia]], as well as from conservatives, for being a [[Chris and sex|sexually perverted]] [[Monthly tugboat|welfare leech]]. However, the mid-2010s saw a shift in internet-based progressive politics toward the "social justice" movement, based strongly on "identity politics", while many communities hostile to Chris, such as [[Kiwi Farms]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]], saw an overall rightward political shift.

With this, certain [[Chris in the media#Milo Yiannopoulos|modern right-wingers]] have come to consider Chris the embodiment of the decline of contemporary society: [[Tomgirl|gender-confused]], [[Autism|autistic]], [[My Little Pony|immature]], politically [[naïve]], and financially dependent on the government. On the other hand, according to orthodox "social justice" thought, Chris, as an [[Financhu Crisis|impoverished]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|disabled]] "lesbian transwoman" with a history of genuine [[Ween|online harassment]], is near the top of the "oppression hierarchy". Consequently, [[Chris in the media#New York Magazine|certain progressives]] consider him immune to criticism and deserving of ideologically motivated [[White knight|white knighting]]. It is thus completely rational for him to politically align himself with the left in order to attract more positive attention to himself.

==See also==
*[[Barack Obama]]
*[[Pmurt]]
*[[United States of America]]
*[[CWCville]]
*[[Chris and oration]]

==Sources==
<references/>
{{PoliticalVideos}}
{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Politics]]

George W. Bush

2017-09-15T15:03:56Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{quote|There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — You can't get fooled again. |George W. Bush}}
{{quote|HE UPLOADED the pics I SENT to him onto the ED page. It was NOT MY FAULT, because he FOOLED ME ONCE, Shame on HIM.|Christian W. Chandler<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2008#September]]</ref>}}

{{infobox
| title = George Bush
| image = [[File:President-george-w-bush.jpg|thumb|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = George W. Bush
|label2 = Date of Birth
|data2 = 6 July 1946 (age {{Age|1946|6|7}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Occupation
|data7 = President, [[United States]] (2001-2009)
|label8 = Preceded by
|data8 = Bill Clinton
|label9 = Succeeded by
|data9 = [[Barack Obama]]
}}

'''George W. Bush''' (born [[Pre-1980#1940s|6 July 1946]]) served as the 43rd President of the [[United States]] from 2001 to 2009. He also appears to be [[JERKS#The_list_of_males_Chris_doesn.27t_hate|one of the few men on Earth Chris respects.]] Though Bush was President at the time Chris wrote that list, it is unclear if Chris means that he likes Bush personally, or just whoever happens to hold of the office at any given time. Bush's likeness was invoked multiple times by Chris during his Presidency.
In 2009, he was succeeded by [[Barack Obama]].

==Role in the PVCC Crisis of [[2004]]==
{{quote|I got SUSPENDED FROM [[PVCC]] by the Board, and I have that Meddling XXXXX to thank for this as well. I am [[Jason Kendrick Howell message|SUPER ANGRY]]! >8( My [[Bob Chandler|Dad]] is blood-thirsty for revenge as well. He’s going to write to US PRESIDENT, George W. Bush Jr., and Laura Bush, to help me get allowed back to PVCC. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|WE ALL CURSE DEATH]] upon that XXXXX, [[Mary Lee Walsh]]!|Christian's blog, September 16, 2004}}

Surprisingly, President Bush did not intervene on behalf of the Chandlers. The ramifications of this inaction are sure to be debated by Presidential historians for centuries to come.

==Appearance in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]==
Despite Bush's refusal to help the Chandlers in 2004, Chris would honor him in [[2008]] by featuring him in the final issue of ''Sonichu'' produced before he left office. In it, Bush is seen tipping over a ladder being used by his eventual successor [[Barack Obama]] as he attempts to paint the White House black.

==Superfluous use of "Jr."==
Like many other [[Chris and English|English]] mistakes he has made, Chris consistently calls him George W. Bush Jr. The Jr. is not needed, because the lone middle initial distinguishes him from his father [[Wikipedia:George H. W. Bush|George H. W. Bush]]. This may just be a cultural thing, however, as Chris's half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] also calls him George Bush Jr.<ref>[http://www.colesmithey.com/reviews/2010/03/green-zone.html]</ref>

==ED edit==
In an ED edit, Chris invoked President Bush in order to fight the slanderous [[trolls]] at [[ED]].

{{quotebox|[[Darling|Dahlings]], by order of of President George Bush Junior, there shall be no naughty, grotesque posts of this dahling US citizen.

Any new posts, or deletion of this official message shall be found punishable to the fullest extent of American Law.

From the Secreterial Desk of the White House,

The President, George Bush |Chris, pretending to be George Bush<ref><s>http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997405266&oldid=1997404425</s></ref>}}

Obviously, this had the complete opposite effect of what he had intended.

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Barack Obama]]
*[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]
*[[Bob Chandler]]

{{Not_Jerks}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Bush, George W.}}
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

Kacey

2017-09-14T13:56:27Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{DeadLinks}}
{{Quote|Yes, Kacey is one of my gal-pals; nothing major at the time. She already cares for [[Liquid Chris|this other dude]]. I do care about her as a [[China|friend]] though. :) I am the sort of man who [[The Wallflower|keeps his friends close to his heart and cares about them]].|Chris<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref>}}

{{infobox
| title = Kacey
| image = [[Image:Kacey2.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Birth name
|data1 = Kacey Yulia Devoria
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = KaceKat
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data4 = 30 June 1983 (age {{age|1983|30|6}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label7 = Spouse
|data7 = [[Liquid Chris]]
|label8 = Father
|data8 = [[Father Call|Matthew Devoria]]
|label9 = Relatives
|data9 = Kale Devoria (elder brother) Kara Devoria (little sister)
|label10 = Occupation
|data10 = Nursing student
}}

'''Kacey Yulia "KaceKat" Chandler''', née '''Devoria''' (born 30 June [[1983]]), was a troll posing as the [[sweetheart]] of [[Liquid Chris]], who became embroiled in the conflict between her lover and [[Christian Weston Chandler]] ([[Solid Chris]]). Chris describes her as having a "[[china|fun]]", "[[china|caring]]", "[[china|kind]]" personality, since Chris believes all women consist of nothing but these attributes ([[Mary Lee Walsh|bar one]]). Chris never referred to her as intelligent or smart, despite her being a student of both biological and medical sciences.

Chris tried to lure Kacey to [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] under the false pretense that he was actually Liquid Chris, which consisted of numerous extremely poor impersonations of Liquid which Kacey had to pretend to be fooled by. They had a long series of [[Kacey calls|phone conversations]] before she cut ties with him due to [[Father Call|her father]]'s disapproval. Chris believes that she is currently married to Liquid Chris.

__TOC__

{{clear}}

==Background==

During the Liquid Chris drama, Chris became resentful that Liquid could have a girlfriend while he couldn't, so he conspired to steal her away in a series of devious phone calls in which he pretended to be Liquid, memorably trying to seduce her by telling her he would put his [[duck|penis]] in between her breasts and cum all over her. He also planned to follow this act by licking his [[comeuppance]] off of her and [[recycling]] it with her. Disturbing and vaguely homo-erotic fantasies aside, Kacey pretended to be fooled by his impersonation for a time until she "realised" it was really CWC.

The impersonation episode was a revealing insight into Chris's mind. Having accused Liquid of being an impostor, he then becomes an impostor himself in a desperate attempt to seduce Liquid's girlfriend. As one would expect, Chris did an absolutely terrible impersonation of Liquid (even though he was impersonating someone impersonating himself) and indeed was such a dunce that not only did Kacey frequently have to correct his impersonation (while pretending to be fooled by it) but Chris ''continued to believe she was fooled by him while she was correcting him''. As if Chris couldn't get any stupider, Kacey herself often understandably forgot to pretend to be fooled by his piss-poor impersonation, and Chris still didn't suspect a ''thing''. His by-proxy narcissism also reared its head numerous times, and he ended up defending "Solid" Chris's [[Chris and fashion|clothing]], [[obesity|weight]], and even his [[Hair|haircut]].

As revealed by Chris in the video [[Greetings to Kaceys folks]], Kacey's parents are Mr. and Mrs. D (Devoria). Kacey was the middle child of her parents, a military couple. Her father is retired military, her mother works in government affairs. She has an older brother, Kale, also military, and a younger sister, Kara, who was a freshman in college. Kacey was rumored to be attending university in Washington D.C., living nearby in an apartment with male roommates. Her family lived in the suburbs of [[Virginia]]. She majored in nursing and biology.

==Contact with Chris==

On 3 [[August 2009]], Chris sent Kacey [[For Kacey from CWC]] to prove that he is the real Chris.

On 4 August 2009, Chris created [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]] to reveal his true, fat self.

Kacey claimed to have been very hurt by the fact that Chris tried to trick her into going to his house. What he was planning to do if she did show up on his door is anyone's guess. In all likelihood, he expected her to actually dump her longtime boyfriend for him once he proved he's the One, True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. That, or he'd put on a brown shirt and paper medallion and hope she never noticed the difference while he [[recycling|ate]] his own [[navy]] off of her.

On a few occasions, both Kacey and Chris have mentioned a meeting which took place between them. Kacey seems to maintain that Chris was disrespectful and perverted during this meeting.<ref>[[Kacey and Liquid Call#Transcript|"First time you met me, all you did was stare at my chest and insult me. I mean, I can't understand how you called me fat and the— On the other hand, you were staring at me the whole time."]]</ref> Her account is believable, to say the least.

==The Love Quest==

Once [[Liquid Chris#The_Return_of_the_King|Liquid Chris returned]], details of the contact between Chris and Kacey began to emerge. In Chris' [[Adressing Liquid]] video, he suggested that Kacey had become a close "[[gal-pal]]", and implies that he still pines for her. Chris would later officially proclaim his love for her in the creatively titled video, "[[I Love You Kacey]]" where he states that Kacey and himself had been in frequent contact with each other, during the period in which Liquid disappeared... which they had, except that Chris was pretending to be Liquid. and Kacey was pretending to be fooled by it.

In [[10252009 For Kacey]], Chris graduated to an official [[Love Quest]] in his desperate attempt to steal Kacey from her future husband. The delusion would grow further in [[For Chris No 2]], where Chris implies that he genuinely thinks that Kacey is leaving Liquid for him. Kacey would later state outright that she only ever considered herself and Chris as friends.

However, Chris being himself, he began to think that she really was in love with him (despite literally no evidence), and went so far as to [[Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW|make a video of him gloating to Liquid that he had won her heart.]] Having decided to enter a "relationship" with Chris, Kacey uploaded audio of herself singing the female part to ''A Whole New World'', a romantic duet from the popular Disney movie ''Aladdin'' to Youtube. The description section ambiguously sought for "Chris" to sing the male part in a duet with the audio; naturally, this [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|culminated in a video showing the true range of Chris' Sinatra-esque tones]]. This cemented their status as "boyfriend" and "girl feigning romantic interest for the amusement of thousands of people online".

==The End of Kacey==

Chris and Kacey's harlequin romance continued for a while afterward, until Chris got into an [[Father Call|argument with Kacey's father]] after attempting to prove his worthiness as a man. In the process, Kacey saw how utterly messed up he was, mentally and physically, and returned to Liquid's waiting arms. Chris' chances were utterly dashed after she got a hold of [[Sonichu Special 4|his comic to her]] and learned that he was willing to go and ''shoot'' Liquid Chris. Horrified, Kacey scorned Chris for his actions in [[Kacey and Liquid Call|a final phone call to him]], never to return. Chris would later upload [[CWC is sad|a video where his solemnity was clear]]. This abyssal depression lasted for about a day.

With the release of [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|the ''actual'' final phone call between Kacey and Chris,]] Kacey reveals just how well she knows Chris, predicting that he'll have forgotten about her before long. While Chris did release the melodramatic monologue [[CWC is sad]], in a video he made the next day [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|Chris is smiling from ear to ear.]] The very next day. Kacey was righter than she could have known.

==Marriage to Liquid==
Liquid Chris and Kacey were married on 11 [[November 2009]], at 2 p.m. EST. It was a very small wedding ceremony with their families and a few select friends. Chris tried his best to ruin the honeymoon via receiving [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|copyright papers]], which, as you probably guessed, failed miserably.

Little is known of Kacey at this point, despite Liquid resurfacing to help heighten the success of [[Asperchu]].

==See also==
*[[Kacey calls]]
*[[Father Call]]
*[[Kacey and Liquid Call]]
*[[The End For Real (Kacey call)]]
*[[User:T_K_19/Liquid_%26_Kacey_Q%26A|Liquid & Kacey Q&A, 21 February 2011]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRi90wfvHI Resident Chris-chan 3: Dating Ground]</s> (private as of Jul 2014){{PublicSource}}

==References==
<references />

{{Sweethearts}}
{{people}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
{{Love quest}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Devoria, Kacey}}

[[Category:Sweethearts]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

Monty Python

2017-09-14T13:44:30Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{Quote|And now for something completely different.|Quote from ''[[Wikipedia:Monty Python's Flying Circus|Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''}}

{{Quote|...And now for [[Speech impediment|sometycompentydifferent]]. BUNG!|Chris, trying to quote Monty Python through flapping [[Autism|autistic]] lips}}

[[Image:MSCPython.jpg|right|thumb|[[Darkbind Sonichu]] butchers the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]; Chris butchers a once-funny joke.]]

'''[[Wikipedia:Monty Python|Monty Python]]''' is a British comedy troupe formed in the late [[1960s]] by [[Homos|Graham Chapman]], John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin. They created the popular comedy sketch show '''''Monty Python's Flying Circus''''' which ran for 5 years on [[Wikipedia:BBC One|BBC1]] before moving its last year to [[Wikipedia:BBC Two|BBC2]], becoming a phenomenon in the UK and later developing a strong cult following throughout the English-speaking world.. The troupe followed up the TV show by producing three feature films, including the classic ''[[Wikipedia:Monty Python and the Holy Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail]]''.

Chris is a fan of the Monty Python comedy productions--he's bought almost [[Chris and money|$50 worth]] of ''Monty Python'' videos through his [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|PlayStation Network]] account--and as is the case with every other form of entertainment he enjoys, he views them as an excellent source of material to [[Parody|steal]] for his own comics and videos. Due to a minor cultural barrier, he probably doesn't even understand more than half the jokes. Chris has said that his favorite skit from the show is the "[[Wikipedia:Dead Parrot sketch|Dead Parrot]]" sketch.<ref>[[Mailbag 43]]</ref>

Even though Chris is a big fan of the Monty Python franchise, he has on more then one occasion gotten the name of the television series wrong. In both [[CWCFlyingElephants]] and his [[Flipnote]] animation [[CWC 3D Voice Check]], he refers to the show as ''Monty Python's Flying'' '''''Elephants''''' (instead of ''Monty Python's Flying'' '''''Circus'''''). This isn't accidental, and Chris believes that "''Flying Elephants''" is the correct name.

It is currently unknown whether Chris is aware that Graham Chapman (who, ironically enough, excelled at playing the comic "straight man") was openly [[Homos|gay]], and, in fact, one of the first openly gay men on television, thus making him something of a hero to modern day queer and queer-friendly people. If so, this clearly doesn't stop him from enjoying the show; he is, after all, a fan of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', despite its narration by [[Wikipedia:Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry]], who is also openly gay. So, [[Chris and hypocrisy|as long as they entertain him, Chris is willing to tolerate homosexuals]].

The sextet's sense of humor is difficult to categorize. It combines satire, surrealism, cultural references, the deft use of non-sequitur, and liberal doses of vulgarity that often made it controversial back in the day. One way to define the Python style of comedy, though, might be this: imagine if [[Chris]]'s infamous [[random-access humor]] were actually somehow made funny, and not in a so-bad-it's-good way.

==Chris's interpretation==
[[Image:Bearonhead.jpg|thumb|right|NOTICE THE CLEVER SET-UP DERIVING FROM A TURN OF PHRASE AND OTHE...oh no, you just stuck a [[Li'l Chris|bear]] on your head.]]
Chris seems to have developed the notion that Monty Python involves putting something [[Autism|idiotic]] in a situation, and thus, it will make the scene funny. The fact that he believes this and makes it the basis of his random-access humor shows that he has little to no understanding of the finer facets of the show.

While not always exactly highbrow or remotely esoteric, the show is quite masterful in its comedic devices. If we look at some of the more famous sketches such as "[[Wikipedia:Spanish Inquisition (Monty Python)|The Spanish Inquisition]]", we see how the Monty Python crew start with what seems to be a humorous scene about [[CWC-isms|jargon]] and a [[Speech impediment|muffling accent]] is suddenly interrupted by a troupe of medieval clergymen who seek to extract confessions. All this deriving from the use of a language idiom in the beginning of what seemed to be a completely different scene. This is followed by increasingly more absurdist humor based on the Inquisitors.

The formula of a normal situation which has become funny in its own right followed by absurdist humor coming directly out of the use of an idiom is totally lost on Chris. Instead he sees it as "SOMEONE SHOUTED SOMETHING RANDOM, IT MUST BE FUNNY."

Even the phrase "And now for something completely different" that Chris has <s>borrowed</s> <s>ripped off</s> completely mispronounced and massacred was used in the original sketches as a way to lead into new material, but remained ironic because the segue itself ''was'' completely different from the previous sketch. On the other hand, Chris merely uses it just to introduce more of his [[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|bullshit]].

==Attempts to be Pythonesque==
[[Image:Wavingclothes.jpg|thumb|right|Do none of your friends want to be in your naked, retarded comedy re-enactments? Or, even worse, you have no friends at all? No problem. Talking to your clothing in a funny voice will do just fine.]]
If CWCFlyingElephants is to be our guide to how Chris thinks Monty Python humor is constructed, then we are to believe that things can be funny by skipping around to several random clips with no set-up or basis (while [[Nudes|naked]], no less). To top it off, Chris throws in bits of completely unrelated material from ''other'' comedy shows that have humor completely different from Monty Python, such as ''[[South Park]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]''. While both shows are highly-regarded in their own rights, the fact remains that these programs are all known for their different, unique varieties of humor, which doesn't stop Chris from mashing them together in a retarded fashion that he thinks represents Monty Python.

In addition to not involving proper set-up, planning and generally anything clever to the comedy process, Chris also fails to realize that only one character having dialogue is confusing. Whereas Monty Python will have either funny monologues related to one topic or derive humor from juxtaposing the absurd with the normal, Chris just carries on a conversation with himself and loses all nuances of setting and context.

==Actual ripoffs==
Gags Chris has ripped from Python TV sketches and movies include:

*The catchphrase "...And now for something completely different" (or "somecummpentydifferent" as Chris [[Speech impediment|mispronounces]] it). This was a running gag on the Python TV shows, part punch line and part segue. It would usually signal the end of a short bit of surreal imagery and lead into something new. In Chris's case, it's a sign that he's about to randomly access something "humorous." Case in point, CWCFlyingElephants.
*At the beginning of CWCFlyingElephants, Chris seems to be attempting to channel Monty Python's "Johann Gambolputty" sketch<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDPqB9i1ScY]</ref>, but all he can muster is "Johann" interspersed with some nonsensical dialog. He then goes on to quote various other sketches, most noticeably a series of "I'd like to see..." lines in which he does an unmistakable impersonation of a "[[wikipedia:Gumbys|Gumby]]".
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s fight with the [[Merried Seinor Comic]] in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]]. This is an almost word-for-word imitation of King Arthur (Graham Chapman)'s battle with the [[White knight|Black Knight]] (John Cleese) in ''Monty Python and the Holy Grail''.
*The hedgehog that steals [[Jimmy Hill]]'s teeth in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] originally appeared in the "[[wikipedia:Piranha Brothers|Piranha Brothers]]" sketch, where he was named "Spiny Norman," although he never showed any particular interest in false teeth. Chris probably just fixates on anything [[Sonic the Hedgehog|hedgehog]]-related. He's obviously failing at both violence and sarcasm.

==Gallery of things which are completely different==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Monty-python-black-knight.jpg|You can see here how Chris has replicated the incredibly humorous dialogue... by numbering it.
Image:Woodpecker.jpg|Because ''[[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd n Eddy|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'' is really no different than masters of British non-sequitur comedy. [[Chris and reality|Not in Chris's mind anyway...]]
Image:Wavingarms.jpg|[[Random-access humor]] and Monty Python are completely interchangeable.
Image:
Image:TG10.jpg|''...I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!''
</gallery>
</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Random-access humor]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

BlueSpike PSN Chat 2

2017-09-13T15:56:10Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* A wild Snorlax appears! */

'''BlueSpike PSN Chat 2''' was the second [[PlayStation Network]] chat between "[[Julie]]" ([[BlueSpike]]) and [[Chris]], held on 17 February 2009.

==Summary==
Chris doesn't really want to see his dying relative, though Julie tells him he should. Chris asks his mom and his mom tells him he doesn't need to. Julie asks Chris to ask Barb if she can talk to him. Chris asks while Julie attempts to summon Snorlax. Barb tells Chris to screw off, and Julie's summon fails. Chris tells Julie that the comics are going good, saying it's a classroom scene with a Ms. Jackaras (who is actually [[Sarah Jackson]]). Julie asks Chris why he ruined Optimus Prime's good name by having him hit her in the spring break issue. Chris asserts that nobody could tell that it's Optimus, and Julie "sobs." Julie asks if Chris will put her in [[Episode 19]], and Chris says that he will put her as one of the students (she seems to have been written out and replaced by [[Ivy]]). Chris begins reading Episode 19 to BlueSpike, because its unintelligible over [[PSN]].

=== Transcript ===

=== A wild Snorlax appears! ===

'''Julie:''' Oh, what did she say? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, a (???) Corina, she's gonna be, uh breathing her last breath tonight. 
'''Julie:''' Then you need to go tonight and give her a hug, you said you would, there's-there's no... saying no to this, you need to give her a hug. I will not... allow you to not give her a hug, you need to show her how much you ''love'' her. 
'''Chris:''' But I-but I'm afraid I still don't know where the hospital is 
'''Julie:''' [agitated] So ask your mother, it's important, you have to. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'll talk to my mom about it, but I doubt it... that I would be able to get there sooner, but anyway, my mom said that she's gonna go visit my aunt Harriet and uncle tom, tomorrow, and then she's gonna come back to red oak to p-to me no- I mean no,come back here, pick me up, and then we're going to uh, Red Oak to see her in the uhhh, funeral home. 
'''Julie:''' *sigh* Chris, this is someone's life, I don't think you're taking this very seriously. Your aunt is about to die, you're not taking this seriously, I don't think you're telling the truth about your aunt. 
'''Chris:''' I am seriously. I am serious. 
'''Julie:''' Do you really want Aunt Korilla or... sorry 
'''Chris:''' No, no, I'm serious 
'''Julie:''' You don't, you don't have an aunt? 
'''Chris:''' I don't have an entourage! 
'''Julie:''' No, NO, AN AUNT! Well, what's her name again? I keep forgetting it... 
'''Chris:''' My aunt Corina. 
'''Julie:''' Thank you, aunt Corina. I've, this... *sigh*, like, why haven't you ever, why haven't you ever told me about your aunt Corina before then? 
'''Chris:''' I guess it hadn't come up in conversation before. 
'''Julie:''' [sigh] 
'''Chris:''' But... believe me, I'm telling you the truth. 
'''Julie:''' That's very hard to believe, Chris. I don't like liars. 
'''Chris:''' I'm not lying to you, I promise, I swear. 
'''Julie:''' I know, it's just hard to believe... 
'''Chris:''' I know it's hard-it's hard to believe, but it's the truth. 
'''Julie:''' I, I have my doubts. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, hang on, I'll uh, talk to my mom... You can uh, you can listen in. 
'''Julie:''' Ok. 
'''Chris:''' Oh hey mom 
'''Barb:''' Yeah 
'''Chris:''' Hey mom, you sure there isn't a way to go see aunt (Frank?) tonight so I give her da last hug? 
'''Barb:''' Christian... 
'''Julie:''' [laugh] 
'''Barb:''' Christian. She won't even know you're there. [???] She knows you love her. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but at least I was able to give her my, give her my last "I love you" when I called her the other day. 
'''Barb:''' That's right, that call was fine. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Alright mom, I'll talk to you later. Did you get that Julie? 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, could you ask your mom if I can talk to her? 'Cause I've wanted to talk to her for a while. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm not sure if she's in the mood, but... 
'''Julie:''' C'mon, just ask, please? 
'''Chris:''' I'll ask her. 
'''Julie:''' Ask her if I can talk to her, please, for me? 
[static] 
'''BlueSpike:''' Use spell "summon Snorlax". 
'''Chris:''' I'm not going to come out way over there mom. I was just talking to my friend Julie on the PSN Network she wants to, uh, say hello to you. 
'''Barb:''' I'm not able to talk to her right now. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, because you're emotional? 
'''Barb:''' [annoyed] I am not able to talk to anybody right now, would you leave the room? 
'''Chris:''' See ya later. 
'''BlueSpike:''' Summon failed! 
'''Chris:''' Uhhhh... yeah, she just um... she's all broken up right now. 
'''Julie:''' That's ok, I understand. Maybe another time. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, another time. She's like uh, possibly after the funeral somewhere around that time. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 

=== Comic Talk ===
'''Chris:''' Anyway, I got a couple more pages done. 
'''Julie:''' Did you color them? 
'''Chris:''' Basically, uh I just... I got a couple pages done today in the comic. 
'''Julie:''' Did you color them? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, no. I uh, gotta draw them actually it's more like one half pages but I introducde the the teacher of the class. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, what is it? 
'''Chris:''' Her name is uh... hmm...I didn't really give her a first name but I called her Ms. Jackaras 
'''Julie:''' Ah. 
'''Chris:''' Now, you see, confidentially, it's actually Sarah Jackson if you recall. 
'''Julie:''' Ah. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, you know another one of my [[gal-pals]] who died back in October, she had an autistic sister. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, and can I ask you something? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Back in comic, uh, the spring break issue? Why... Why did one of the girl gal-pals, whoever they were, I'm sorry, I forget, why did they get killed by Optimus Prime? 
'''Chris:''' No, no... that wasn't, that was, that happened to Sarah Jackson, yeah she got hit by a truck. 
'''Julie:''' But why did you have to- but isn't that punishing Optimus Prime's good name by making Optimus Prime that killed her? 
'''Chris:''' No, it's not necessarily recognizable or something, I never fully... 
'''Julie:''' But you said it was Optimus Prime, I think, didn't you? 
'''Chris:''' I never have- now wait, I can look up that page in my number 8 book 
'''Julie:''' Well at the every least... it looks enough like Optimus Prime to know it is. Most people would think it's Optimus Prime and I thought it was. 
'''Chris:''' I just meant it as a parody, but anyway I never, I never drew in the full Autobot symbol, just the basic outline. 
'''Julie:''' [sigh] 
'''Chris:''' And, you know, that could be any truck. 
'''Julie:''' But not very many trucks have a paint scheme such as Optimus Prime, that's why he's like a unique character, that's how you can see him in a crowd 'cause of his unique paint job. It's alright, it's alright if it's Optimus Prime, I just wanna know, please? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm reading in the book here, and I never said that it was Optimus Prime. I never said. It's just... It's just a truck the hit her while she was driving 
'''Julie:''' [sigh] alright. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. [silence] [???] 
'''Julie:''' Sorry, I coughed a bit. 
'''Chris:''' Sorry, it sounded like you might have sobbed a bit 
'''Julie:''' mm, kind of. I just, I feel bad for what happened to her. Let's just move on. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, let's move on. By the way, you know, for your information, the one I refer to as a troll? Yeah, that was Blanca Weiss. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' If you recall. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. But I thought Blanca was real? 
'''Chris:''' Well I thought she was too, but then somebody with so much information got me good, and it turned out she was a troll. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. That's no good. 
'''Chris:''' Anyway, her fav- but anyway she said that her favorite movie was ''Troll 2'', so I drew that- so I wrote "TROLLZ" with a "Z" as a backwards 2. 
'''Julie:''' Oh... So Chris, is there anything you want to talk about? 
'''Chris:''' Hmm, well, basically, I'll let you in on the... hang on a second, something messed up... [sigh] hmm, there we go. Anyway, uh, I guess I could show you the uh drawing I did in the pages I drew today. I can give you a look at those. 
'''Julie:''' Okay. 
'''Chris:''' Go ahead and look at them. But mostly dialogue from the feature I did- put- did them on those-the 2 pages. 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, can I ask you a quick question first? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Do you think maybe I could be in this comic strip as your sweetheart? 
'''Chris:''' Ehh, eventually yeah. I mean uh- I might reveal that at the uh- end of this one. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, cool. 
'''Chris:''' But, you know, in the meantime I could uh- introduce you as a student in this class. Would ya like that? 
'''Julie:''' Sure, ok. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway- y'see that first drawing there? that's on eh- page 4. 
'''Julie:''' Ah ok. 
'''Chris:''' This one's on page 6... so like I said, I'm ah like ah- eh- like half done. Mostly dialogue. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, ok. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'll show you something else [???] 6th pages at the end which uh, I'm considering to be an optional scene, possibly deleted, but I'll letcha have a [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_36 look]. 
'''Julie:''' Uh, could you like, read it to me? Cause I can't see the text bubbles. 
'''Chris:''' Yes... so anyway- Meanwhile, at Sonichu and Rosechu's house, 
'''Julie:''' Oh god. 
'''Chris:''' She's doing laundry in the garage. Couple LEGO go-karts... for uh, in real life I have done- actually created LEGO sonichu and rosechu figures... With uh, some model magic and super glue and ''REAL'' lego pieces that goes with their Go-Karts. Anyway, Sonichu enters- he enters the garage, he says: "Rosie!", oh uh like- uh- like, oh, there she is. Like, you know staring lovingly at her, and goes LOOK AT THIS! Heh. 
'''Julie:''' Oh goodness! 
'''Chris:''' Heh. Yeah but anyway after that she says uh... anyway he says "Hey sweet bolt" and uh she s- she like thinks to herself, "I love being appreciated and fully understood for my- being as well as my bod". [chuckles] There's a little-joke there like I said it's an optional thing but anyways she turns around and she says "Sweet bolt! I was just doing some laundry!" 
'''Julie:''' Oh god. [loud AH] 
'''Chris:''' Uh...Uh, what were you saying there, before you said ah? 
'''Julie:''' Oh all I said was ah. I'm sorry. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Ok. Then on the next page, uh if you look down there she says "Oh is there an issue on your mind or is this business or pleasure?" [pause, Julie doesn't react] and he says, uh, "You know me, either way!" [Julie huffs] but he was thinking like, you know he realizes, "oh yeah the news", he just, he came in cuz he saw that on television. 
'''Chris:''' Well anyway, here's a treat, kisses. 
'''Julie:''' [squawk] 
'''Chris:''' And then uh, he- and then he tells her, "I do have some not so good news I've just heard about on the web." 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' "I've just chatted with uh, our fans, in one of the chats, with the uh, true and straight fans who are good. Couple of homo fans came in while I was just like uh, Christian I can help and respect them as individuals and they're being loyal fans is cool, but uh they have, this is just a part of the comic series heavily wronged. Are comics, drawing from words when they were supposed to put the [[Homos|homos']] lifestyle and the positive light and all, both being straight as our God has made us to be, and never the opposite. 
'''Julie:''' Chris, I'm- 
'''Chris:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Julie:''' Chris I'm gonna have to stop you, I really think I should talk to you. It's about- it's about the homosexuals. Why do you-I- I don't see why you hate them so much, it-it's-it's hard that you hate them so much, alright? I can't understand why you would possibly hate them so much, I'm sorry. 
'''Chris:''' [frustrated sigh] 
'''Julie:''' W-why, there's no reason to hate them! Just let them have their opinions, they're people like you and me! 
'''Chris:''' Yeah like I said, this is an optional scene. 
'''Julie:''' Chris, you're avoiding, you're avoiding what I'm saying. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Well I'm sorry. Um...Yeah well like I told you before I had the bad experiences with the... homos, and uh- 
'''Julie:''' [sternly] Yes, but that's no reason to hate them for who they are. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, but upon MODERN opinion-[stammers] I'm willing to- I'm okay to- I'm able to- I'm capable of coping with them and being around them, and willing to be friends and respect them- 
'''Julie:''' [interrupts] But you said yourself in a video that you hate the homos. 
[pause] 
'''Chris:''' Hm... [sighs] 
'''Julie:''' Eh-It's-just-just- keep reading, I need to- just- please keep reading. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, anyway, this is uh anyway this is the part that really makes 'em angry, about uh, because to make matters worse, I was quoted most wrongfully by- by one in college with a paper promoting his lifestyle, which is wrong, and they're even dedicating a float of me, in their... parade. 
'''Julie:''' [snickers] 
'''Chris:''' He wants nothing to do with them and promoting the uh, that way of life. If he'd meant for us to live like that-like that he'd a made us asexual in the first place. And it's like-and it's like he gets a little more angry and he says, we're all straight in the world of CWCville, except for the villains and above you, me being straight, Rosechu, our true creator, [[Christian Weston Chandler]] is straight, and then he climbs the wall, knocks over a couple of plants and uh... 
'''Julie:''' Cool, plants. 
'''Chris:''' ...plants and a bottle of like, laundry detergent, and if you look at the formation there it's like uh, something else. 
'''Julie:''' I can't see it right. Can you describe it to me? I actually can't see it. 
'''Chris:''' Like he uh hits the w- he bangs the wall knocks over a couple of potted plants and a bottle of laundry detergent and if you look at that uh, it looks like something el- it looks like uh, something else. 
'''Julie:''' [exasperated] I can't see very well, just tell me what it is, please. 
'''Chris:''' [enunciating; completely not understanding] Two potted plants and a bottle of laundry detergent. They were on a shelf. 
'''Julie:''' Yes but- you don't need to be rude about it, I'm just asking. 
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry. 
'''Julie:''' That's alright. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. Anyways. Knocked them off the shelf. Two potted plants and laundry detergent. [pause, background noise] And then...they get the potted plants get smashed on the floor and uh, the laundry detergent opens up and some of the laundry detergent oozes out. 
'''Julie:''' Huh. 
'''Chris:''' And then- then there's no more... there's another page with Rosechu, uh she's saying "Oh I'm sorry you had to go through all that. I will always be here to fight them with you by your side. Come here and I'll help you recover from your heckish trial with our sacred heavenly true love." 
'''Julie:''' Oh, that's nice. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. So like I said those uh- 6 pages are just an optional scene I might uh- at least I- I mi- I might do some editing there or uh, just leave it out altogether. 
'''Julie:''' Oh okay. 
'''Chris:''' [long pause] Yeah...warm in here. 

=== What if Clyde killed Chris? ===
'''Julie:''' So Chris, how was your day today, aside from your um, all the news about your aunt. 
'''Chris:''' Eh, it's been ok, it's been ok. And aside from you know the uh, news about my aunt I was worried about you after I heard you scream and then- then you got logged off. But yeah, you told me it was your brother, giving you a fright for fun and then the power went out. 
'''Julie:''' What did you think happened? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I told you like uh, I mean I thought that maybe Clyde had come in and uh, hurt or tried to kill you. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' I was really frightened for you. 
'''Julie:''' [not even bothering with a different voice for the rest of the chat] Chris, can I ask you a serious question. 
'''Chris:''' Yes. 
'''Julie:''' What would you do if I died, and you knew it was Clyde. 
'''Chris:''' I would have- I would have definitely put- I would have definitely gotten that uh, fight video up sooner [stammers] I just- I gave it some more thought, uh- while I was uh- doing my uh, errands and uh, and I thought about uh, you know taking live segments of me breaking the wood and uh, all that stuff and compounding it together into EyeCreate and uh, adding an audio background of uh, Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger". 
'''Julie:''' Ye-Chr- Chris! If I died, and it was because of Clyde, if my life had ended, ''what would you do''? You would make a video about it? Really? 
'''Chris:''' Makin-makin' that fight-uh with that fight video with like you know, uh, what I would do to Clyde...would be up sooner. 
'''Julie:''' But-my-my- I would be dead. And just, you would just make a video...to-to fight him more? 
'''Chris:''' [stammers] But-but before, I would hear the news- 
'''Julie:''' [Unintelligible, Julie interrupts] 
'''Chris:''' Stop stop stop. I would uh...here...Julie? 
'''Julie:''' Hi. 
'''Chris:''' You ok? 
'''Julie:''' I'm kind of upset. 
'''Chris:''' I'm sorry. But anyway listen, I would hear the news first, and then eventually I would do the video. But uh, my first reaction I would cry for you. [pause] Cry for you. 
'''Julie:''' [pause, voice in background sounds like "no shit man"] 
'''Chris:''' [long pause] I love you Julie. 
'''Julie:''' I love you too, Chris. I'm just a bit frustrated, that's, that's all 
'''Chris:''' I understand, and I'm sorry for uh, leading you towards feeling frustrated. 
'''Julie:''' [sighs] 
[pause] 
'''Julie:''' [begins to say something] 
'''Chris:''' Do you need some- 
'''Julie:''' What? 
'''Chris:''' Hm? 
'''Julie:''' What were you gonna say- 
'''Chris:''' I was gonna say- I was gonna ask you if you needed some, uh time and space. 
'''Julie:''' No, I- 
'''Chris:''' -to recover. 
'''Julie:''' No that's alright, I don't need time. I'm alright 
'''Chris:''' You're ok? 

=== Julie and Barb's work history ===
'''Julie:''' Yeah I'm ok. So is there anything you want to talk about right now? Anything you would like to ask me? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, let me think a moment. [long pause] So I trust your day's been good? 
'''Julie:''' Yes it has. 
'''Chris:''' You work as a temp representative. 
'''Julie:''' A receptionist. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah receptionist, I was about to say that. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Well you know, uh, relatively, my mom was a recep-was like uh, working in Recovery as a receptionist over at First North American National Bank. 
'''Julie:''' Oh! 
'''Chris:''' Over in Chestfield County. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, that's where [??] is! 
'''Chris:''' Just after- after she retired from uh, the work at Virginia Power. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' So it's basically the same thing. 
'''Julie:''' Oh that's nice. 
'''Chris:''' She was definitely not a temp! 
'''Julie:''' Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but eventually she did retire, and, you know the kinda story! 
'''Julie:''' Yep. [pause] So Chris... 
'''Chris:''' And uh...oh yeah, go ahead. 

=== Do this video for me ===
'''Julie:''' When are you gonna do that fighting video, 'cause I was thinking, what you could do, is you could try doing like some jump kicks, maybe a few kicks, like, p- punches and kicks. I guess you could grab that Rock Band box and like, pile drive it. Try that. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. I mean if I can't find any wood I would definitely beat some boxes up, at least. [laughs] 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, what about that blow-up doll? Don't you have like, 2 at least? 
'''Chris:''' ...Oh. The uh, blow-up doll. Yeah I did have 2, one for backup, but uh, like a few weeks ago when I was uh, doing a thing-when I was doing a thing with it, it got an internal injury and uh, it deflated. 
'''Julie:''' Awww. 
'''Chris:''' By internal injury I mean like it got punctured on the inside so, so when it gets like punctured on the inside it's like, hard to find it and fill, [short sigh] fill it up. 
'''Julie:''' Wait, how would it get punctured though, was it punctured with [[Duck|your...]] 
'''Chris:''' You know, too much uh, pressure- too much uh...uh, pumping force, you might say, if you're willing to call it that. Or, you know, possibly from [[Obesity|weight]], but you know it had a good run. 
'''Julie:''' So I guess what we could do is... Chris, do you know what you should do? 
'''Chris:''' Hm? 
'''Julie:''' You should try and make that [[For Julie's Eyes Only|video]], you know of you doing your thing with the love doll for me? You could do that like, tonight. And then tomorrow you could beat that same one up so you won't have to uh, get like another one. 
'''Chris:''' Alright. I'll uh, I'll make that video for you tonight. But uh, I mean-I don't-I don't want to upload it to youtube- 
'''Julie:''' Of course, you can send it over Skype, I think. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah I think- I think that might be uh, advisable. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, then you can-yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah buts it's gotta be uh, only playable on your PS3 so after you get it and uh, after you get it you would have to copy it to like a memory stick or flash drive and uh, copy it to- 
'''Julie:''' [interrupting] Can you send- are you sure you can't send it so I can play it on my PC? I can't always use my PS3. 
'''Chris:''' Alright I suppo-Yeah I suppose I could reformat it to a viable format that's- that'll make it also playable on PSP as well, so it's also playable on the PC. 
'''Julie:''' Thank you, actually I'd appreciate that. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. [pause] 
'''Julie:''' So is there anything you want to ask me? 
'''Chris:''' [frustrated sigh, pause] I'm sorry, my mind's drawing a blank. 
'''Julie:''' There's nothing you want to ask me? 
'''Chris:''' You could talk about yourself. 

=== Life in Molvanîa ===
'''Julie:''' [Chris and Julie talk over each other] Oh you know a lot about me already... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but I don't know ''everything'' about you. 
'''Julie:''' Well... ask questions. What would you like to know about me. Anything at all. 
'''Chris:''' [pause] Hmmm. Well would asking you about h-about- to describe your life in Molvanîa... bother you? 
'''Julie:''' My...life in Molvanîa? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Well, it was a poor country mostly. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. So I heard. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, so-so except most of us I was actually able to import PS3. It was-extremely lucky of me. I learned the basic English language and still [develops slight accent] getting the hang of it, you see. 
'''Chris:''' That's good. [pause] Oh actually you know I just remembered a question I wanted to ask you, did you mail off that letter? 
'''Julie:''' Yes, I did, today. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, well I'll look forward to receiving it in the mailbox. 
'''Julie:''' Alright. 
'''Chris:''' Alright but, please keep talking about Molvanîa. [begins pronouncing Molvanîa as Julie did] 
'''Julie:''' Well, that's pretty much it. It was a poor country, I didn't-I don't really remember much about my upbringing. 
'''Chris:''' You don't remember much of your upbringing, so your early years. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Your early years. 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Did you go to school in Molvanîa? 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, I did 
'''Chris:''' How'd that- how was school there? 
'''Julie:''' It was very low budget. I didn't learn a whole lot. Mostly, the girls in Molvanîa learned how to cook and clean. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Were you in one of those- I bet you were in one of those classes, weren't you. 
'''Julie:''' What-what classes. 
'''Chris:''' The uh, cooking and cleaning. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah, home-ec, yeah it was basically a giant home economics school, for the girls. I-I was able to learn a little bit of um, like 8th-grader math. 
'''Chris:''' That's good. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 

=== Chris is good at math but can't get a job ===
'''Chris:''' [[Chris and his Ego|You know I'm a pretty good math genius myself.]] I took a lot of math courses in my lifetime. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' Including uh-including uh-I've gotten- I've gotten all the way up to college trigonometry as li-, as far as I can recall. 
'''Julie:''' [uninterested] Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' [pause] Hm. So, I'm pretty smart, when it uh comes to that. Cause I got like uh, A's in those math classes. 
'''Julie:''' [disappointed] Chris, if...[unintelligible] you got A's in math, then why don't you get a job? Like, a really- one with like- ugh,I mean like a really- a big job, that pays a lot, you have to be good at math for, what's it called... 
'''Chris:''' Well, I- Computer Aided Drafting and Design? The one I got the degree for? 
'''Julie:''' Yeah I mean like you could be like- I don't know. I'm just- I'm not positive. Just cause...Chris, I'm an immigrant; it's sad to say and they won't let me get that many good jobs. It's gonna be up to to you I think to make the most money for our household. 
'''Chris:''' I understand.[pause, clears throat] But you know I'm stil- I'm looking into that. 
'''Julie:''' Alright, that's good. 
'''Chris:''' Oh uh, let me ask you uh, after you come over here do you think you're gonna look for an apartment? 
'''Julie:''' I-I explained- in-in my letter, I prefer not to talk about the- I- I- tell you in my letter. I- I've said this a few times. 
'''Chris:''' Ok. But you know, well just so you know you're welcome to stay in my room. Bunk with me. 
'''Julie:''' In- In a couple of days, you will understand what is going on. 
'''Chris:''' Okay. 
[pause] 

=== Bob's Job ===
'''Julie:''' So is there anything else you wanna talk about? 
'''Chris:''' Well you know we talked about my mom, I'll tell you about my father a bit. 
'''Julie:''' Alright. 
'''Chris:''' He worked at uh, GE which is often known as General Electric. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah I know. 
'''Chris:''' And uh, yeah he did a lot of work in there, but among the to- most things he decided to do, he designed the controls for the plastic molding machines. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' So without him you couldn't have anything like, uh Playstation controller, the plastic covering for that.
 '''Julie:''' Wait, are you saying he made the controls for a machine that makes the plastic? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Well- it-it- I would say it's quite revolutionary if he designed the machine that made the plastic, but just the controls...that is something good, that's extremely well, but... eh. 
'''Chris:''' It makes him an unsung hero. He has his own patents on it as well. 
'''Julie:''' Really? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' Got all the papers and everything. 
'''Julie:''' Yeah. 
'''Chris:''' So what else is on your mind? 
'''Julie:''' Uh not really, just uh...I don't know 
'''Chris:''' A little tired? 
'''Julie:''' No, not tired. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand some emotions and all that. 
'''Julie:''' I don't know- I'm just- I don't know about like, us [trails off] and the doubt... 
'''Chris:''' We've got time. We can meet each other in person, then we can see how it works from there. 
'''Julie:''' I hope so. 
'''Chris:''' ''Ich Ben Schwell''. 
'''Julie:''' I know Chris. Thank you. Thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Mmmm. ''[Makes creepy kissing noises]'' Hey. I'm pretending to hug you.
 '''Julie:''' Hmm. That makes me happy. Chris?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Do you think I could watch you color a Sonichu page?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... I don't really feel like coloring, I'd like to get more DRAWING done.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, I guess. Can I watch you do some drawing then, because I would love see your creative process and your writing, and maybe I can help you write some things.
 '''Chris:''' Hm... Alright, hang on. ''[fumbles around for a while]''
 '''Julie:''' Hey Chris? I was wondering...
 '''Chris:''' Yeah?
 '''Julie:''' Could you do something for me?
 '''Chris:''' Uhhh... what?
 '''Julie:''' There's this Anime I really like, ''Fist of the North Star'', have you ever heard of it?
 '''Chris:''' Uh... ''Fist of the North Star''?
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I've heard of it.
 '''Julie:''' Have you ever watch it?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, but you may say I'm WELL aware of it.
 '''Julie:''' Oh! Oh, you have the Gameboy game.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' So you know how the main character has that one move, and he does the ''[makes weird noise from the show]'' "Ahh-ta-ta-ta-ta", can you do that for me?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I probably could, they did a parody of that in an episode of ''Excel Saga''. So...
 '''Julie:''' Yeah, could you do that?
 '''Chris:''' I was thinking of doing that in uh, later part of this book since, uh...
 '''Julie:''' No, could you say it for me?
 '''Chris:''' Oh, say it.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Does impression of whatever that "ah-tatatatata" thing is]'' ...and pancake!
 '''Julie:''' ''[Laughs]'' Wait, what did you say at the end?
 '''Chris:''' I said "and pancake!"
 '''Julie:''' Oh! Heh...
 '''Chris:''' Part of the ''Excel Saga'' parody there.
 '''Julie:''' ''[Yawn]'' Sometimes I just get so bored, I don't know what to do.
 '''Chris:''' You could sing.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah...
 '''Chris:''' ''[In a weird voice]'' Do you have any songs that you'd like to sing?
 '''Julie:''' Uh, hmm... I'm not sure. I have so many songs... Uh, what songs do you know? Oh, how about "You're the Best" from ''Karate Kid''?
 '''Chris:''' I never heard that one.
 '''Julie:''' You haven't seen ''Karate Kid''?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I have not.
 '''Julie:''' You know, "You're the best around, nothing's gonna ever take you down", that one?
 '''Chris:''' Sorry, I don't know that one.
 '''Julie:''' Oh, what songs do you know?
 '''Chris:''' Hm... gimme a moment. ''[fumbles around]''
 '''Julie:''' Chris, how about you sing me one of your own songs?
 '''Chris:''' Hm, okay, well I was just uh, thinking of one. I've got one, hang on a minute... ''[begins to sing]'' "We're no strangers to love... You know the rules and so do I... A full commitment's what I-" ''[Interrupted by his phone ringing]''
 '''Julie:''' ''[Yells something]''
 '''Chris:''' Anyway...
 '''Julie:''' Chris, even if it's someone you don't know you should answer it, it could be important.
 '''Chris:''' Hm, they can leave a message... Plus it's on my cell phone so my father's not gonna answer that.
 '''Julie:''' Yeah... So Chris, sing me more songs that you know.
 '''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what was that?
 '''Julie:''' Sing me more songs that you know.
 '''Chris:''' Alright, I... Let me think of another one then.
 '''Julie:''' Chris, how about the ''Pokemon'' theme?
 '''Chris:''' Oh... Good grief. I haven't heard the original ''Pokemon'' theme in a... I doubt I can even remember it at this point.
 '''Julie:''' ''[In a deeper voice than ever]'' "I wanna be the very best", that one, come on. You know it.
 '''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' I'll sing you another song I do know, hang on-
 '''Julie:''' Come on, Chris, try your best! For me? Please?
 '''Chris:''' ''[Chris defeatedly tries to sing the Pokemon theme song]'' "I'm gonna be the very best, the best you can't deny... Dun dun dun..." And that's about it for that one. Basically I'm spent on that one.
 '''Julie:''' Oh. Alright. Well is there anything else you wanna sing?
 '''Chris:''' It's just uh... Here's a good one. "If you're strong, you can fly... You can reach the other side, of the [[rainbow]]..."
 '''Julie:''' Oh I remember that, that's from Sonic's CD.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Julie:''' Chris I want you to sing "[[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]" for me.
 '''Chris:''' ''[Without hesitation]'' Okay. "Yellow is a mellow color, yes it is it's a mellow color, Sonichu zaps the lightning, heyyyyy, mellow color!"

{{Transcription}}

{{succession|label=[[BlueSpike PSN Chats]]|prevlink=[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 1]]|nextlink=[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]|}}

==Links==
* [http://www.mediafire.com/?zoejknmeizz Download]

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:BlueSpike PSN Chats]]

User:Don'tCallAnybody

2017-09-12T14:16:15Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* WHAT IS MY PURPOSE? */

Sonichu 10

2017-09-12T14:11:31Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{DeadLinks}}
{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #10
| cover = Issue 10 Cover.jpg
| coverdate = 15 September [[2008]]
| finishedcomic = 25 [[February 2010]] ([[Book10Replacement|revised 30 October 2010]] and 13 [[September 2015]])
| pagecount = 97 (98 revised)
| episodes = 21
| previous = [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]
| next = [[Sonichu 11|Sonichu #11]]
}}

'''''Sonichu'' #10''' is the eleventh issue of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] series. Chris submitted the first page to the [[CWCipedia]] on 8 [[December 2009]], shortly after finishing [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. The final pages were scheduled to be uploaded on 24 [[February 2010]] ([[Christian Love Day|Chris's birthday]]), though he missed it by a few hours.

The issue sees the return of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] from the [[Time Void]], proving that Chris was unable to keep himself out of the comic for very long. Once again, the [[Sonichu (character)|title character]] takes a passenger-seat role to Chris. In the issue, he and his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]] quickly embark on a quest to systematically eradicate [[Homos|homosexuality]], tie up [[Zelina|irrelevant]] [[Darkbind|plotlines]] using convenient ''[[Chris and writing|deus ex machina]]'', willingly murder hundreds of people for drawing porn of Sonichu characters and provide an outlet for a disturbingly violent revenge fantasy against the creators of ''[[Asperchu]]'', all to secure Chris's dystopic rule over [[CWCville]]. The comic sees a drastic change in Chris's creative efforts, as [[Trolls|outside forces]] directly affect the [[Simonla#Simonla as the Lynchpin|outcome of the story]] and breach the walls of the universe of [[CWCville]], a world that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes genuinely exists]] and that he, until then, had full control over as a sanctuary in which to escape reality. This internal compromise of his private imaginary world likely resulted in the five-year hiatus of the series.

==Background==
===October 2008 Preview===
[[Image:Sonichu 10 release graph.png|thumb|Sonichu #10 release activity.]]
Throughout the early fall of [[2008]], the idea of obtaining and destroying Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]] had captured the imaginations of [[trolls]] across the world. Ultimately, a group of trolls, posing as Chris's sweetheart [[Blanca]], convinced Chris to send her the [[Medallion]].

For a time, it was unclear what had happened. Chris would attempt to set the record straight in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|9 October 2008 video]], where he confirmed that he had sent the Medallion to Blanca, and that trolls briefly intercepted it. However, Chris would go on to insist that Blanca herself was not a troll, and that she somehow retrieved the Medallion and returned it to Chris unharmed. In fact, Chris had simply constructed a new Medallion, claiming to have upgraded the original to explain its differences from the first. He also began to show off his [[High School Ring]] implying its greater importance.

To further spin the theft of the Medallion, Chris drew a special ''Sonichu'' comic meant to be an excerpt from ''Sonichu'' #10. This was uploaded circa 14 October 2008. In it, Chris fictionalizes the trolls attempts to steal his Medallion, and emphasizes the medallion's safety and [[Blanca]]'s loyalty to him. Additionally, Chris retcons the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], establishing that the Medallion's powers actually come from the Amnyfest High School Ring.

At the time, Chris had not yet completed the second half of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], and indeed would not complete that issue until 1 [[January 2009]]. Most likely, Chris's rationale for skipping ahead was that he wanted to acknowledge the Medallion incident in his comics, but needed to have himself appear in the story to do this. As Chris's character had been marooned in the [[Time Void]] since the end of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], and not scheduled to return until after #8, Chris's only solution was to flash forward in the storyline, to a point where he had returned to Earth and was able to confront the trolls personally.

Ironically, far more had transpired in Chris's life than he could have possibly imagined. Even as Chris struggled to begin [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], Blanca had long since been revealed as a troll, and Chris had in fact subsequently been romanced and heart-shattered by several other trolls. By the time ''Sonichu'' #10 had officially begun, the theft of the Medallion and Blanca's role in the incident were ancient history. In fact, the comic version of Blanca had been abruptly written out of the story two issues ago, and Chris's comic counterpart was already having oracular visions of his future wife, ensuring that the "trusted sweetheart Blanca" line makes absolutely no sense without any knowledge of the events leading up to the preview pages.

===Cover art===
[[Image:SonichuCover10.jpg|thumb|**The Cover Art for Comic #10 was Wisely Picked by myself, C.W.C., and Generously Contrubed by Sonichu Fan, PandaHalo.**]]

Despite his continued support of Blanca, Chris was also embroiled in an online relationship with [[PandaHalo]], and he used her fan-art of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] as the cover of #10.

===Conflict with Asperpedia===
During the production of ''Sonichu'' #10, Chris was also deeply embroiled in a feud with the forces behind the [[Asperpedia]]. More specifically, [[Evan]] was pressuring Chris to kill or otherwise remove [[Simonla Rosechu]] from the comics, since she was based on Evan's original Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, [[Simonchu]] without his approval. Chris refused and actually retconned Simonla's entry on the [[CWCipedia]] to state that Simonla was his own original creation, and he had not based her on Simonchu. Shortly after these changes were made, [[9 February 2010|the CWCipedia went offline]], replaced by a notice from Evan's lawyers.

In order to recover the CWCipedia, Chris posted a two-page spread in which Chris apologizes for his trespasses against the Asperpedia team, and Simonla is killed by an exploding toilet. When he arrived at Simonla's death in the actual comic, however, he spread the events of Simonla's death over many pages, and introduced a new character: [[Sandy Rosechu]], her almost-identical daughter with [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]]. Furthermore, the Asperpedia team are depicted as Simonla's murderers, and after a trial in a kangaroo court, are violently executed, with Sandy and Wild teaming up to maim and then murder Evan. Team Asperpedia was understandably upset with this development, and have since coerced Chris into the third of his seemingly endless rewrites of the end of ''Sonichu'' #10.

===Chris's Promise to Remove Himself From the Series===
As early as [[Sonichu Game Talk|28 August 2008]], Chris had acknowledged that the ''Sonichu'' series had become too focused on Chris rather than Sonichu and the others. He promised that once he returned from the [[Time Void]] that he would step down as Mayor of CWCville and appoint his sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] to take his place. Chris seemed earnest about this, and he even mentioned his plan in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto emails#Chris Will Be There... Someday|Shigeru Miyamoto]] in January 2009. At the end of [[Sonichu 8|#8]], Chris teased "Next Book I get out of he Time Void", leading [[fans]] to assume he was going to step down as mayor in #9. Instead, Chris's escape from the Time Void was tacked onto the very end of the story, so he deferred his promise of pulling himself out of the books to Issue #10, where he could settle things with his remaining enemies.

And yet, after nearly several dozen pages of Chris slaughtering his foes, when the time came for him to address the people of CWCville, he announced that he would '''continue''' to be the Mayor, while Crystal would merely serve in an advisory role. Whether Chris plans to actually live up to his promise of staying out of the comics remains to be seen. [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] started out Chris-free, but it was abandoned well before the conclusion of #10, which ends with Chris murdering someone with his super powers, then declaring his birthday to be a national holiday.

==Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities==
{{Resources
| title = Christian Chandler in Director Amenities
| facebook =https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/media_set?set=a.920260828068397.1073741854.100002534669114&type=3 ''Episode 21''
| videobook =Book10Replacement{{!}} ''Book 10 Replacement''
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_1 ''Episode 21''
| sonichusite =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic11P1.htm ''Episode 21''
| audiobook =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbsXza_qGwQ&index=41&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Episode 21 (1 of 7)''
| audiobook2 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXjEG8sLcXU&index=42&list=PL12A55E9C82971031 ''Episode 21 (2 of 7)''
| audiobook 3 =https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfpKLC9-hZs&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=43 ''Episode 21 (3 of 7)''
}}
===Curing Da Homos===
The comic begins by recapping [[Wild]] and [[Magi-Chan]]'s effort to rescue Chris from the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 9|the last issue]]. However, in this version Chris adds more dialogue to the scene. Magi-Chan tells Chris how much everyone missed him during the nine months or so he was missing, and Chris announces his intentions to revenge himself on his various enemies. He also tells Wild and Magi-Chan that he briefly wound up in the year [[2015]], where he encountered [[Lovely Weather]] while participating in a medical study to cure homosexuality. In 2015, Weather and Chris are married, so she took him home, believing the Chris of 2008 to be her husband. Having [[Kacey Call 1|tricked his future wife into thinking he was his future self]], he then [[rape|fucked his future wife]] while his future self was at work.

By June of 2015, scientists have almost discovered the cure for [[homos|homosexuality]], but require pure, heterosexual blood to complete the formula ([[Homos#Evidence_against_Chris.27s_heterosexuality|something that Chris obviously does not have]]). Chris volunteers for this procedure, apparently because there are no 100% heterosexuals six years in the future. Keep in mind that Chris himself still exists at this time, yet it seems they can't use Future Chris's blood for some reason. Chris is then vaccinated with the formula and is satisfied with the results, albeit vaccines actually use a small sample of the original disease, as to reintroduce it to the body, thus implying Chris's blood was [[Homos|tainted]], to start. He grabs an additional two of the "cure" syringes, planning to use one to turn [[Reldnahc]] back into Naitsirhc, about whom his completely random one true love [[Kel]] is worried sick about. The fate of the other syringe is never revealed. He then entrusts Magi-Chan with one of the Chaotic Crystals and a mission: go back to 2015, grab one of the crates containing the cure and return to the present with them, putting them with their stockpiles of today (thus causing a time paradox and, even worse, restoring his virginity!). In an ironic twist, the real-life Chris was [[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Barred from donating blood| forbidden from donating blood]] in 2017 due to being a [[tomgirl]].

Before sending him on his way, however, Chris uses Magi-Chan's telepathy to contact his allies to co-ordinate the rest of his master plan. He calls out to [[Allison Amber]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], to load up [[Son-Chu]] with his [[PlayStation 3]], ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' and his plastic instruments and send him to the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] Building in Clarksville, Tennessee; he then tells [[Patti-chan]] that Sonichu's coming to pick up the other five Chaotic Crystals and to move the still-trapped [[Crystal]] over to his office near his desk; he tells Sonichu to get said Crystals and meet him in Clarksville by 2:30; and finally, he tells [[Blake]], [[Punchy]], and Wild to meet him and Sonichu in Clarksville so they can perform in his [[Chris and reality|imaginary band]]. Magi-Chan departs for the future, Chris transforms in Chris-Chan Sonichu and we're at where we left off from [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], sort of.

Ironically, in the ''real'' June of 2015, same-sex marriage was made legal in all of the U.S.

===Rage Against the Garbage 2: Electric Boogaloo===
[[Image:DevilTrolls.JPG|thumb|left|Devil trolls, in all their disgusting glory.]]
Before heading to Clarksville, Chris makes a stop at the Sonichu Site Filing Facility, a building where he keeps all his Sonichu-related gear. Much like the 4-cent Garbage Building, this appears to be a brick-and-mortar avatar for [[Sonichu.net]]. It's even "hosted" by Tripod. He enters to find his stuff safe and sound, until the [[Devil Trolls]] emerge, resembling winged, evil Troll dolls. Chris defeats them with ease, then starts talking about video games and the ESRB rating system for absolutely no reason. With his precious [[shit|content]] safe, Chris uses his powers to teleport all of it into his Mayoral office. After that, he creates a Lightning Bomb, performs Chaotic Control to teleport away from the building, erects a barrier around the building to ensure no living thing escapes, '''and then blows it up with everyone inside.''' [[Chris and remorse|Chris then claims]] that Tripod didn't have good security and had no support for Flash programs. A message in Japanese characters listed as a "controversial statement!" is seen to the right.

With that task completed, Chris contacts a [[Gal pal]] for help setting up what would become [[CWCipedia]]. Next, he uses his foreknowledge of Lovely Weather to find her in a bookstore and set up their first date. After that, he contacts the CWCville Board of Directors, a previously unseen group who may play some role in the governance of the city. Once he informs them of his plan to commit mass murder, he resumes his journey to Clarksville to settle the score with 4-cent Garbage.

===Operation: Grand Theft Medal===
''Note: Pages 13 - 20 of Sonichu #10 were drawn in October 2008 as a "preview", long before the rest of this issue was completed.''

As [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] rapidly advances on the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building, the evil [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] monitors him on an HD-TV hooked up to a [[HEXBox]].

Apropos of nothing, a large sign hanging from the monitor informs the reader that Chris endorses Blu-Ray discs, apparently unaware that the HD format war ended prior to this comic's creation. Chris also includes a plug for ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' (yay!), delivered by the game's mascot, Sackboy. Sackboy commands the readers to purchase the game and play Chris's Sonichu level, even if they have to buy a PS3 to do so. He further warns gamers against using illegal copies of ''LittleBigPlanet'' for [[Nintendo|Wii]] or Xbox360, as if these even existed.

Chris arrives at the front door to the building and waits for [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to arrive with Chris's Autobot, Son-Chu, his PS3, and his ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' [[guitar]]. Convinced these items will bring him victory, Chris waits patiently in front of the door, which makes you wonder why he bothered showing up early in the first place. Shouldn't Sonichu have beaten him there? He didn't have nearly as much dumb shit to do.

Inside, Jason somehow uses an illegal HEXbox copy of ''LittleBigPlanet'' to create a cage over Chris, and drops it on his head. Chris-Chan attempts to spin-dash his way out with his Sonichu powers, but the cage is too strong. With Chris-Chan's hedgehog speed neutralized, Jason's lackey, [[Beel]] uses a red tractor beam of some kind to target Chris's transformation spot, reverting him to his human form of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. This causes his [[Medallion]] to re-materialize, and Beel's beam drags it away from Chris's body and into his waiting hand. Beel absorbs the Medallion into his hand, but feels no increase in his own power. Inside the cage, Chris notices his [[High School Ring]] sparking with energy. Sprouting [[fangs]] of confidence, Chris puts on his [[glasses]] and aims his ring at Beel, teleporting the Sonichu Medallion to his trusted [[sweetheart]] [[Blanca]] (already forgetting all about [[Lovely Weather]] from a few pages back). Despite copious conflicting evidence, Chris explains that his high school ring was the source of his powers all along, and he uses it to transform back into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]. With a Hyper Beam attack, he blasts through the cage, blowing Beel into the 4-cent_garbage.com building.

The final page of the preview shows a photo of [[Jimmy Hill]], who is also struck by the Hyper Beam. His teeth are destroyed in the attack, and [[Bugs Bunny]] appears to scold him. Sonichu makes his lone appearance to shake his clenched fist and growl '''"Jimmy!!"''' A crudely-drawn rendition of [[Monty Python|Spiny Norman]] also appears and says "Dinsdale", presumably in an attempt at [[Random-access humor|humor]]. Chris closes with a warning not to buy any merchandise from Jimmy Hill.

''This concludes the "preview" segment of the comic.''

=== Comic Chris banishes his sexual insecurity===
While waiting for the others, Chris meditates on a bench, unaware that Reldnahc Ha-Taque is sneaking up behind him, planning to smack him with a plank. At the last second, Chris senses the attack and blocks it. Chris declares his intention to defeat his dark counterpart once and for all, while Naitsirhc insists that he will turn Chris evil and [[homo|gay]]. The two of them battle it out in their Sonichu forms (in a scene [[Chris and art#Traced images from the Sonichu Comic|heavily traced]] from a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'' comic) until they hit each other in their weak spots, and both are flung to the pavement. Naitsirhc manages to get up and prepare a finishing move, as Chris surreptitiously prepares a hypodermic needle full of the homo cure while feigning unconsciousness. Naitsirhc asks Chris if he has any last words. Chris, pretending to be a badass, says "Only three words..." He then rises up and stabs Reldnahc with the syringe, not in the heart, but straight in his [[Black Sonichu]] [[Medallion]]. The medallion shatters, and as Reldnahc transforms back into the totally straight Naitsirhc Giovanni, Chris barks the completely non-homoerotic phrase, '''"Drink My [[semen|Blood!]]"'''

Chris teleports the unconscious Naitsirhc to [[Kel]]'s waiting bedside, and he laments that he [[Sonichu 6|never wore a shirt]] in his Reldnahc persona, but at least the evil homo is gone. Moments later, Son-Chu and [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|The Hedgehog Boys]] arrive. As they set up their ''Guitar Hero'' gear, Sonichu notices the [[PaRappa the Rapper]] cap in Chris's car. Sonichu puts it on and turns 2D. When Chris grabs his guitar, he snaps his fingers, turning into his real life self (that is, various photos of Chris used in place of drawings). Whatever effect this was supposed to have is undermined by the fact that Chris is wearing a different shirt in real life than he was in the comic. So, naturally, he stops to explain that the correct shirt was in the laundry. Chris commands Son-Chu to transform into a soundstage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] to perform. That's right, they plan to defeat the trolls with the power... of ROCK.

[[Image:ClydeJackGay.JPG|thumb|Artist's depiction of Clyde and Jack's final moments.]]

===Fall of 4-cent_garbage.com===
Chris begins to play what the comic calls [[Power Rangers|"Revive Zordon"]], a set of badly written lyrics set to the tune of "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent. Unlike the original song, which was about having sex, Chris's version complains about an eleven-year-old incarnation of a children's TV show. As Chris plays the instrumental part of the song, the 4-cent garbage Building begins to shake. Inside, Beel, [[Clyde Cash]], and [[Jack Thaddeus]] warn [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] that the building can't withstand guitar licks of this magnitude, and they must escape before the whole place comes down around them. Jason agrees, but chooses to save only himself and [[Kathleen]]. As he readies for departure, he explains that he is STRAIGHT, and has decided to retire from trolling to settle down with Kathleen in a normal life. Beel also decided to save himself, leaving Clyde and Jack to die. With no way out, and in what is - in a supreme irony - the only genuinely romantic moment in ''Sonichu'', Jack and Clyde hold hands as lovers as they express their deep remorse for slandering Chris and making [[homos]] look even worse than they already are, before leaping down the 72 story elevator shaft together as the building collapses around them.

Outside, Chris and his band continue their relentless barrage of rock until the entire building is reduced to a pile of rubble. The narration then reports on the aftermath, including a massive estimated death toll for the employees. Chris has the gall to say that he and "the rest of us heroes" cleaned up the rubble and called ambulances to save the very people he attacked. Chris sheds a tear over the senseless destruction he himself had perpetrated minutes earlier, almost as if doing so would [[Chris and Remorse|justify]] the [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|needless murder]] of over 100 people who made fun of him. He then quickly changes the subject by comparing the dead trolls to ''[[Wikipedia:TMZ|TMZ]]''.

===Christian Love Day===
[[Image:NoMoreHomos.jpg|thumb|left|Depiction of Mayor Chandler's success in ''poisoning'' the city's water supply. Wait, what?]]
At that moment, Magi-Chan returns from screwing with the timestream and [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|being Big Brother]]. He reports to Chris that testing on the Homo Vaccine in 2015 is a success and that he has delivered it to 2008, where it will be dispensed into the world's drinking water. Magi-Chan then predicts that by February 24th, 2009, homosexuality will be eradicated and the day will be declared a holiday named [[Chris and his Ego|"Christian Love Day"]], in honor of the man whose blood and time travel powers made it all possible. Magi-Chan also says that Silvana will eventually be returned to a TRUE and [[HONEST]] female, and she will fall in love with Magi-Chan.

Out of nowhere, [[Family Guy|Meg Griffin]] shows up and says that she's a fan of the comic series. As she and Chris talk, a guy walks up and taunts Meg, calling her 'sir', which on Family Guy is a running joke. Chris stands up for her and the guy insults Chris instead. Chris flips his lid and [[Chris and anger|sucker punches the guy]]. Meg thanks him by kissing Chris. As they leave, it's revealed that Meg was actually [[Silvana]] (who has a penis) in disguise. Silvana comments on how easy it was to "troll" Chris, illustrating Chris's extremely bizarre notion of what constitutes trolling.

Chris then pauses the story to make yet another rambling non-apology to his imaginary homosexual fanbase. Much like Sonichu's tantrum in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], Chris starts out with a very diplomatic tone, but grows more defensive and confrontational, blaming the blatant homophobia in the comics on the readers' refusal to accept him and his characters as heterosexual. Having blamed the victims, Chris then begs his gay readers not to abandon him. Despite having made this "apology", however, Chris never made any effort to remove or redraw the offending content.

===Ultra Sonichu and Collosal Chan===
With gay people finally dealt with, Chris and Sonichu use the seven Sonichu Balls to transform into [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. After transforming, they communicate telepathically, and Chris orders Sonichu to [[RuleCWC]] while he heads back to CWCville. There, Chris enters the [[Dark Mirror Hole]] and rescues Crystal from the mirror with all the fanfare of picking up a bag of groceries. In RuleCWC, Darkbind Sonichu is kneeling by Zelina Rosechu when Ultra Sonichu arrives, striking the same pose as Jesus Christ on the Cross. Sonichu uses his power to revive Zelina, but she immediately showers ''Darkbind'' with gratitude rather than him, because of course Zelina is female and Sonichu is already married.

===Mission in Minnesota===
[[Image:XboxCameForCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Putting a whole new meaning on the word "X'''box'''".]]
[[Image:DBNT2G_police.jpg|thumb|right|Chris could have picked ''Mass Effect 2'' when lusting after a dating game. Instead, he consciously chose ''this.'' Not entirely unforeseen!]]

Ultra Sonichu and Collosal Chan rendezvous over the home of [[Alec Benson Leary]]. After breaking in, Chris [[shecameforCWC.JPG|inserts his finger]] into a USB port on Alec's computer (a HEXbox Pavillion), then concentrates and rips off ''[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]'' by placing himself inside the computer. Chris then deletes all files within the [[Asperpedia]] website, bans Mao, Sean, [[Evan]] and Alec, and deletes their accounts for good measure. He then steals a "better dating simulator" (likely [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182 "Don't Be Nervous Talking to Girls"]) with the retarded intention to modify it for PS3 use, as though XBox owners don't deserve a shitty dating simulator. Just in case he hadn't done enough damage, Chris blows up the computer as well.

Meanwhile, Ultra Sonichu enters Alec's room, commenting on the [[Chris and art|bad art]] from the Asperchu series. As he investigates the dirty room, Ultra Sonichu discovers Asperchu outside in the yard, along with Alec's version of Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo. When they see Ultra Sonichu, Alec's Hedgehog Pokemon treat him like a god, and beg forgiveness from Chris for the awful things Alec has made them do in his comics. They tell Ultra Sonichu how Alec infected them all with Asperger's, forced them to become gay, and compelled them to drop their real names as they impersonated their counterparts in CWCville. Ultra Sonichu then uses his powers to cure their Asperger's and homosexuality, and give them new clothes. Asperchu himself is dramatically altered, becoming a [[homos|muscle-bound]] Sonichu known as [[Mitch Sonichu|Mitch]]. In return for his help, Sonichu asks them not to listen to Alec and his group and just live free.

When Chris comes outside to meet the others, they literally [[Chris and his Ego|bow down before him]] and Sonichu, before Chris politely informs them that he's not God, [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood?|but he appreciates the gesture]]. Together, they all defeat Metal Asperchu, then [[death threats|physically assault]] Alec Benson Leary off-panel. Alec apparently had a group of (anonymous) Rosechus locked in his basement, and Chris nonchalantly decides to go ahead and use his powers to rescue them as well.

Chris pauses the story once again to address the audience. This time, he denounces ''Asperchu'' and its depiction of the cast of ''Sonichu''. Impatiently, Ultra Sonichu asks Great Director Chris if they can continue with the story. Even ''he'' is fed up with the constant interruptions.

===Return to CWCville===
Back in the Mayor's Office, the Chaotic Combo and others sit at a table talking about why they hate the Asperpedia comics so much. This includes insulting the art, the mischaracterizations, and intellectual property rights. [[Simonla]] specifically denounces [[Evan]], who she claims retconned her as a female clone of [[Simonchu]] in his own comic. [[Allison Amber]] speaks poorly of Moon-Pals, but can't seem to offer any specific complaints about the series. Crystal asks the group to calm down and wait for Chris to return, so that he can tell the president, and have Asperpedia taken down. Magi-chan ominously hints that Chris's will has to be done, lest CWCville, and possibly the world, fall into total chaos and anarchy. For no stated reason, Thomas Jefferson's house was used as an example of the structural damage that would be incurred.

Ultra Sonichu and the four [[Basement Rosechus]] arrive in one of CWCville's many [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story|soup hotel]]s. Sonichu rambles on and on about the concept of a soup hotel while the dirty and emaciated Rosechus just stare on despondently. After he drops them off, he runs into [[Inos]], a very high [[niggos|niggo]]. He offers Ultra Sonichu some weed, but he declines. He has Magi-Chan summon [[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|some cops]] to slap him on the wrist for smoking, put him in the soup house and put his stash in the NASA rocket set for [[the Moon]].

With all that nonsense out of the way, Ultra Sonichu flies to the flagpole of a tall building, where he expends the last of his Ultra Sonichu power to free all [[Jerkop]]s and presumably Janekops from [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]]'s mind control. Collosal Chan confronts her in the [[PVCC]], now deserted since all of the Jerkops have gone back to their old lives. Slaweel tells her sob story about how she was an outcast and how she tried to cause others to feel the same way. Slaweel gives Chris Graduon's wand and tells him to release Graduon. Chris takes the wand and smashes it onto the floor. Chris then complains about how he's never had any luck with trying to find someone himself and how he cursed the male population for it. He creates [[Things Chris has ripped off|electric versions of]] [[God of War|Kratos's blades]] before declaring that he will defeat Slaweel and never forgive her. The two start fighting and Chris naturally defeats her with ease. Because Chris is so paranoid about people getting the "wrong" impression about him, he clarifies that Mary is only paralyzed, and not outright killed.

===Christian Lies, Simonla Dies===
[[File:TEVDoesHisThingp.jpg|thumb|How it went down.]]
Following Mary's defeat, Chris holds a public assembly to update the city on recent developments. He announces Walsh's arrest and imprisonment and the emancipation of all Jerkops. He also declares legalization of homosexuality in CWCville (gay marriage remains illegal), which is completely pointless because Chris set events in motion to eradicate homosexuality ''earlier in this very comic''. Chris appoints his twin sister Crystal as a "social relations" assistant (not mayor, as he promised), and announces that ''he'' will continue to hold the office of mayor indefinitely. Chris also promises once again to make fewer appearances in future Sonichu comics.

During his speech, [[Simonla]] goes to the bathroom, leaving [[Wild]] to tend to their egg. At the same time, Magi-Chan notices [[Evan]] in the rafters of the Mall, trying to cut down a massive TV screen hanging over the audience. He quickly paralyzes Evan, then spots [[Simonchu]] skulking behind a potted plant in a black cloak. Magi-Chan accuses him of trying to murder his own sister (Simonla, according to Chris). But they are just a diversion, as a third conspirator, Alec Benson Leary, has finished planting a Toilet Exploding Voltorb in the women's restroom, which he detonates once Simonla sits down to piss.

Wild accompanies Simonla to the hospital, and she gives him her "lucky shark's tooth" (the drill pendant Chris stole from Evan's Simonchu design, which itself was taken from Simon the driller from ''Gurren Lagann'') in case she doesn't make it. Wild sits on their egg in the waiting room, until [[Bill the Scientist]] informs him that she died in surgery. Wild swears revenge, but Magi-Chan reminds him that the killers are already in custody. At that moment, Wild's egg hatches. Wild names his very familiar-looking daughter [[Sandy]] and Magi-Chan wastes no time in telling her her point blank that Evan killed her mother.

Wild assumes the burden of a single father, and within a week, Sandy evolves into a Rosechu, who just so happens to look almost exactly like Simonla.

===Trial of the Asperpedia Four===
[[File:FreeAsperpedia4.jpg|thumb|left|Public reaction to Chris's abortion of justice.]]

Time then jumps ahead to the trial of ''CWCVille v. Leary, Watley, George and Ling.'' Presided by Judge Slack Lewis (based inexplicably on comedian Lewis Black), he calls for prosecuting attorney [[Adult Swim|Marvey]] [[Pokémon|Blaziken]] to make the opening statements. Although the four are ostensibly on trial for the murder of Simonla, <s>Chris</s> Marvey makes sure to tack on a long list of charges related to the existence of the Asperpedia, such as plagiarism, mockery, [[Chris and hypocrisy#.22Don.27t_be_a_moof_or_aloof.22_.E2.80.94_Mature_content|gory pages]], and all that fucking swearing.

Sean, acting as defense lawyer, makes an opening statement while "super-high". All four enter a plea of not guilty and are summarily convicted based on the existence of their respective comics, the remote control for the deadly Voltorb, and Magi-Chan's mind-reading abilities. Sean offers a rock in their defense, because they rock. Nevertheless, the jury convicts the Asperpedia Four and Judge Lewis sentences them to be [[Chris and hypocrisy#"I would have them ESS-acuted!" — Capital Punishment|executed]] by those they allegedly hurt.
[[File:SandyKiller.JPG|thumb|Artist's depiction of Sandy's mental state.]]

For the first act, Alec is strapped to a "Ten-Button Electric Chair". Each button is pressed by Chris or one of his minions, each one dwelling (and clearly overreacting) on how they were portrayed in Asperchu. Once all ten buttons are pressed, the chair electrocutes Alec, thus giving them all the satisfaction of killing him. For writing a parody comic.

Next, Evan is chained to a wall, where Wild and Sandy are able to torture him as much as they please. Wild lets Sandy go first, eager to let her taunt and steal from her mother's "killer". After taking his glasses as some sort of trophy (a habit usually donned by serial killers), she then proceeds to drill several holes in Evan's body, including his [[Pickle|pelvis]], before she and Wild finish him off together. Y'know, just normal father and daughter bonding.

Sean, however, is hung by his wrists in a room where Bill the Scientist, Allison Amber, and [[Kel]] are able shoot him to death at point-blank range.

Finally, Chris literally '''[[Jason Kendrick Howell message|breaks]]''' Mao with his psychic powers, twisting his legs at unnatural angles before exploding his heart, without any remorse or justification of why, even noting that ''"his amends have been made"'' for doing so. Recall that one of the charges against the Asperpedia Four was for "[[Chris and hypocrisy|portryals [sic] of death in horrifying, gorey [sic] detail]]".

===Apology to the Asperpedia Four===
Absurdly, throughout the scenes depicting the Asperpedia Four's arrest and trial, Chris includes flashbacks to his speech from just before Simonla's death. In these panels, Chris makes apologies and admissions as demanded by [[Alec Benson Leary]] in their [[Alec_Benson_Leary_calls|phone conversations]]

Chris admits the following:
*Alec has a fanbase comparable to Chris's own.
*Evan may have given Chris permission to use Simonchu in his comics, but Evan later withdrew that permission.
*Simonla was never Chris's character to use, being a blatant copy of Simonchu.
*Chris attempted to cover up the truth about how Simonchu inspired Simonla by editing her CWCipedia page.

Chris then makes the following apologies:
*To Evan, for creating Simonla without his permission.
*To Alec, for calling him [[Naïve|naive]] over the phone.
*To Mao, for [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing him]]
*To Alec, for depicting Collosal Chan and Ultra Sonichu breaking into Alec's home and using Asperchu characters in this very issue.
*To Alec again, for implying that he kept four Rosechus captive in his basement for sexual purposes.
*To the Sonichu [[fanbase]] for failing to update the CWCipedia regularly and writing disrespectful replies to fan mail in the [[Mailbag]].

Note that while Chris is conceding Alec's points in these panels, on the same pages he shows the Asperpedia Four being treated like base criminals. Most likely, this was Chris's way of fulfilling his agreement with Alec, but without actually giving him what he asked for.

===Conclusion===
Right after killing four people and involving a toddler in an execution, Chris goes on a rant about his egotistical holiday, [[Christian Love Day]], and rips off Bill Pullman's speech in the movie "Independence Day".

The comic ends with a two-page dedication to the memory of [[PandaHalo]] including her original fanart and a page from her comic.

=="Extras"==

As a super [[Autism|special]] bonus for his readers sitting through the weeks long wait for updates, Chris uploaded "Marvey Blaziken, Attorney at Law": a picture featuring the blatant rip-off of...[[Harvey Birdman|you can guess exactly who.]] Demonstrating that he has learned absolutely nothing from [[Alec Benson Leary calls|his talks with Alec]], Chris essentially tells his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] to fuck off and let his "inspiration" come naturally, a process that can take [[Sonichu 8|months]]. Interestingly, and unsurprisingly, the page is just a recycled book page with added text.

True to his word ([[List of Chris's lies|for once]]) Chris has proceeded to stop updating the comic while he waits for "inspiration" to happen.
{{clear}}

==Reaction==

===October 2008 Preview: Grand Theft Medal===
As Chris became increasingly determined to convince the public that his Medallion had never been stolen, the trolls posing as [[Blanca]] responded with photos and videos to support their claims. Finally, the medallion was destroyed on a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 20 October 2008.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-TP2wCucZo</ref>

===February 2010 Preview: Simonla's Death===
On 13 February 2010, Chris e-mailed [[Evan]], revealing two pages that were slated to appear in Sonichu 10. In these pages, Chris admits that [[Asperchu]] is not as bad as it seems, and begs for forgiveness from Evan and the rest. As he speaks, [[Simonla]] asks [[Wild]] to hold her bags while she goes to the bathroom. In the bathroom, the toilet she's in explodes. Simonla has just enough time to tearfully hand Wild her lucky shark's tooth before [[Bill the Scientist|Bill the Doctor]] tells Wild that she died. In the explosion scene, only the bathroom door is shown, and Simonla's death is not actually shown on page. This directly contradicts the instructions Evan repeatedly gave Chris, where Simonla was supposed to die on-page. Wild mourns for precisely one panel before Magi-Chan reveals the location of her murderer, and Wild declares revenge.

The preview was the end result of an ongoing tug of war between Chris and Evan over the use of Simonla Rosechu. Evan had wanted Simonla pulled out of the comics ASAP, but Chris, being [[Ego|Chris]], refused. When Evan told Chris to kill Simonla, Chris refused, stating that it [[Chris and reality|would upset Wild Sonichu]]<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>. This war of words would culminate in Evan getting the CWCipedia shut down, forcing Chris to either swallow his pride or start hunting down a new web server. Chris, lazy fuck that he is, chose the former for the benefit of mankind.

On 25 February 2010, Chris revised those pages, revealing without a doubt that it was Evan, Sean, Mao and Alec who killed Simonla and viciously slaying the four of them. The Asperpedia Four responded by giving control of the CWCipedia ads back to [[Jack Thaddeus]], who proceeded immediately to renew his campaign to flood Chris's website with [[homo]] [[pickles]].

===Depiction of the Asperpedia Four===
As #10 took months to complete, Chris added content to respond to criticism of the parts he had finished. For example, in one of the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|phone calls]] with Alec Benson Leary, Alec took exception to the way Chris depicted him and his characters on pages 51-70. Chris would later apologize for this on pages 86 and 87.

Upon the completion of the comic, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|Alec called Chris again]] to take issue with the gruesome executions of himself, Sean, Evan and Mao.

On 1 March 2010, Chris announced via his [[Twitter]] account that he would be re-revising the end of Sonichu 10 in order to make peace with Alec and company- probably in the hope that doing so will result in Jack removing his dreadfully pornographic ads. Ultimately, Chris abandoned the Cwcipedia altogether in May.

When [[Jackie]], a girl who had no knowledge of Asperchu or anything negative about Chris, saw the trial scene, Chris's godawful art style made her assume that Chris was '''executing children'''. She would eventually nag Chris about completing the new ending to #10, if only to keep his promise to Alec.

==Revised version==
On 30 October 2010, at Jackie's insistence, Chris uploaded [[Book10Replacement|a video]] in which he presented the revision to the ending that he had promised to Alec six months earlier. Instead of being sentenced to death, the Asperpedia Four are sentenced to live in an Amish community for the rest of their lives, where they're brainwashed into becoming double entendre-spewing retards. Jason Kendrick Howell is revealed to have died in a car crash, and Kathleen is [[Chris and the Law|put in a maximum security prison for smoking pot]].

However, Jackie had asked Chris<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref> to make a different kind of comic altogether, in which Mayor Chris has a parade of forgiveness and understanding in CWCville, acknowledging Alec's helpful intentions. She made this request due to an earlier chat during which Chris had said he had forgiven Alec; she wanted this comic to show that Chris stood by his words. Chris typically failed to deliver, admitting that his ongoing hatred of Alec's [[homos|homosexuality]], [[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]], and [[JERKS|JERKness]] made it impossible. He therefore completely missed the point of the exercise, even when Jackie had been very clear as to why she wanted the pages redone.

Chris then proposed a revision to his plans<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 21]]</ref> for the remake: The Asperpedia Four would be found not guilty, Chris would give shoutouts to CWCipedia admins, and then [[TrollBusters|Calvin and Dee^2]] would take the four into custody. For the parade, they would be displayed on two floats: Mao and Evan would be branded as "busted Cyber-Bullies/Trolls," and Alec and Sean would be "promoted as the next Dark Humor Comic Authors." So despite being found "not guilty," the parade seems more like a Roman triumph in Chris's honor, with his captured enemies included as an example of his glory. After all that, the Asperpedia Four would then go to the Amish commune of their own volition and start new lives there with their relatives.

In September 2015, Chris finally released a revised version of Sonichu #10. While it replaced the controversial execution of The Asperpedia Four with their exile to Amish country, it also expunged Chris's apology to them altogether. Chris replaced this with a self-serving monologue explaining his new gender identity and making a plea for tolerance. If you string it together it reads:

{{quotebox|My adventures into the year 2015 has left me better informed of details. About all things of the Mayan calendar are not true. The world does continue on beyond 2013; the calendar is only going to be outdated, nothing else. I also have expanded my...mind by meeting myself; I had actually found myself and understood who I am on the inside; I am, and always have been, a woman, and a lesbian. There is no..."normal." Being individually different, and "weird" from what was thought to be normal in years past, is being truly normal. So, if anyone calls you weird, aside from...bad habits that could actually harm you, if someone calls you weird, take it as a compliment, and say to that bully, "Thank you. You're cool too." And if that person continues to hate on you after that, do not take their words personally. Just shake it off and move forward with your life. Being who...you are is truly the better way to find your own individual happiness. And if you have not found yourself yet, keep an open mind and an open heart, keep what is good...for you; discard what is bad for you, and find and choose the labels that you feel does match with who you are as a person and an individual. And the sweetheart...you are meant to be with will not only accept you for who you are and stays with you, but who you feel makes you happy and comfortable, and that same feeling is...mutual between you both. And being friends before lovers makes for a better and longer relationship. And when you are happy with who you are, your partner will be happy...you too [sic]. Thank you for listening and learning along with me. I am Christian Weston Chandler, mayor of Cwcville, Virginia. Have a great and safe day.}}

As in the video, Chris reveals that Slaweel and Kathleen are sharing a cell. Kathleen tried but failed to bring pot into jail by hiding it "in my bosom and up my behind," indicating that Chris's stated commitment to TV-Y7 content standards is as strong as ever.

Other revisions were made to remove references to homosexuality which Chris now found offensive. Typically, Chris was too careless to spot them all. Clyde and Jack are still going to hell "for being homos." Even more confusing, while in the new statement above he claims, "I am, and always have been a woman," ''in the very same comic'' he still asserts, "I, Christian Weston Chandler, am and always have been a straight man." But don't forget--nothing is worse than mislabeling.

<center>
{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|Sonichu #10 Version Comparison
|-
!Page Number
!Original Version
!Revised Version
!Notes
|-
|3
|[[File:SchuComic10P3.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son10revp3.jpg|120px|center]]
|Instead of Chris's vaccine curing homosexuality, it rids the world of "[[nombie-zazis|nombi-zazis]]."
|-
|10
|[[File:SchuComic10P18.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son10revp18.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|The medal goes not to the troll Blanca, but to Chris's [[Barbara Chandler|mother]].
|-
|21
|[[File:SchuComic10P21.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son10revp21.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Homophobic references to Naitsirhc's evil "way of life" and "your kind" are changed.
|-
|25
|[[File:SchuComic10P25.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son10revp25.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|The word "homo" becomes "doof." Instead of becoming straight, Naitsirhc has lost his "nombie army."
|-
|31
|[[File:SchuComic10P31.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son10revp31.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|"Gaywads" become "haters." The enemies are not homosexuals, but those who mislabel.
|-
|37
|[[File:SchuComic10P37.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son10revp37.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|The threat of "homosexuality and asexuality" is replaced by "nombie-zazis."
|-
|79
|[[File:SchuComic10P79.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[File:Son10revp79.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Instead of explicity proscribing gay marriage, Chris now welcomes it into Cwcville.
|}

==Gallery==
{{collapsible
|Episode 21 - Director's Amenities
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:438px-Issue_10_Disclaimer.jpg
File:SchuComic10P1.jpg
File:SchuComic10P2.jpg
File:SchuComic10P3.jpg
File:SchuComic10P4.jpg
File:SchuComic10P5.jpg
File:SchuComic10P6.jpg
File:SchuComic10P7.jpg
File:SchuComic10P8.jpg
File:SchuComic10P9.jpg
File:SchuComic10P10.jpg
File:SchuComic10P11.jpg
File:SchuComic10P12.jpg
File:SchuComic10P13.jpg
File:SchuComic10P14.jpg
File:SchuComic10P15.jpg
File:SchuComic10P16.jpg
File:SchuComic10P17.jpg
File:SchuComic10P18.jpg
File:SchuComic10P19.jpg
File:SchuComic10P20.jpg
File:SchuComic10P21.jpg
File:SchuComic10P22.jpg
File:SchuComic10P23.jpg
File:SchuComic10P24.jpg
File:SchuComic10P25.jpg
File:SchuComic10P26.jpg
File:SchuComic10P27.jpg
File:SchuComic10P28.jpg
File:SchuComic10P29.jpg
File:SchuComic10P30.jpg
File:SchuComic10P31.jpg
File:SchuComic10P32.jpg
File:SchuComic10P33.jpg
File:SchuComic10P34.jpg
File:SchuComic10P35.jpg
File:SchuComic10P36.jpg
File:SchuComic10P37.jpg
File:SchuComic10P38.jpg
File:SchuComic10P39.jpg
File:SchuComic10P40.jpg
File:SchuComic10P41.jpg
File:SchuComic10P42.jpg
File:SchuComic10P43.jpg
File:SchuComic10P44.jpg
File:SchuComic10P45.jpg
File:SchuComic10P46.jpg
File:SchuComic10P47.jpg
File:SchuComic10P48.jpg
File:SchuComic10P49.jpg
File:SchuComic10P50.jpg
File:SchuComic10P51.jpg
File:SchuComic10P52.jpg
File:SchuComic10P53.jpg
File:SchuComic10P54.jpg
File:SchuComic10P55.jpg
File:SchuComic10P56.jpg
File:SchuComic10P57.jpg
File:SchuComic10P58.jpg
File:SchuComic10P59.jpg
File:SchuComic10P60.jpg
File:SchuComic10P61.jpg
File:SchuComic10P62.jpg
File:SchuComic10P63.jpg
File:SchuComic10P64.jpg
File:SchuComic10P65.jpg
File:SchuComic10P66.jpg
File:SchuComic10P67.jpg
File:SchuComic10P68.jpg
File:SchuComic10P69.jpg
File:SchuComic10P70.jpg
File:SchuComic10P71.jpg
File:SchuComic10P72.jpg
File:SchuComic10P73.jpg
File:SchuComic10P74.jpg
File:SchuComic10P75.jpg
File:SchuComic10P76.jpg
File:SchuComic10P77.jpg
File:SchuComic10P78.jpg
File:SchuComic10P79.jpg
File:SchuComic10P80.jpg
File:SchuComic10P81.jpg
File:SchuComic10P82.jpg
File:SchuComic10P83.jpg
File:SchuComic10P84.jpg
File:SchuComic10P85.jpg
File:SchuComic10P86.jpg
File:SchuComic10P87.jpg
File:SchuComic10P88.jpg
File:SchuComic10P89.jpg
File:SchuComic10P90.jpg
File:SchuComic10P91.jpg
File:SchuComic10P92.jpg
File:SchuComic10P93.jpg
File:SchuComic10P94.jpg
File:SchuComic10P95.jpg
File:SchuComic10P96.jpg
File:SchuComic10P97.jpg
File:SchuComic10P98.jpg
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|2015 Revised Ending
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Son10revp79.jpg
File:Son10revp80.jpg
File:Son10revp81.jpg
File:Son10revp82.jpg
File:Son10revp83.jpg
File:Son10revp84.jpg
File:Son10revp85.jpg
File:Son10revp86.jpg
File:Son10revp87.jpg
File:Son10revp88.jpg
File:Son10revp89.jpg
File:Son10revp90.jpg
File:Son10revp91.jpg
File:Son10revp92.jpg
File:Son10revp93.jpg
File:Son10revp94.jpg
File:Son10revp95.jpg
File:Son10revp96.jpg
File:Son10revp97.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>
==See also==
*[[Blanca]]
*[[Medallion of Fail]]
*[[Amnyfest Ring]]
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]]
*[[Asperchu]]

== References ==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_1 Sonichu #10]
*[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic10Preview.htm Sonichu #10 Preview]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbsXza_qGwQ&list=PL12A55E9C82971031&index=41 Audiobook (part 1 of 7)]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Ickeriss69 YouTube profile containing three videos proving the fate of the original Sonichu Medallions]
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?bxbbbf1b042nwrb Download .rar of Sonichu #10]</s> (dead link as of February 2015)
 

{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]
[[Category:Asperchu Saga]]

The Moon

2017-09-11T15:46:36Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:Moon.jpg|thumb|The Moon in real life...]]

'''The Moon''' (''Luna'', Σελήνη ''Selene'') is Earth's only natural satellite. It is also the only entity within Earth's orbit that is of comparable size to [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] [[Chris and his Ego|ego]]. It plays an important role in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' universe]], both as a backdrop and as an actual part of the plot. While the Moon is generally considered an object of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU9SNOvLW6E beauty and mystery], Chris sees it as nothing more than a potential garbage dump or prison camp to send all of the world's "undesirables" to, chiefly [[tobacky]] and [[Count Graduon|evil dudes]]. On the other hand, on 21 [[August 2017]], Chris joined millions of other Americans in [[Solar Eclipse Vlogs|watching the Moon eclipse the Sun]].

==Chris and the Moon==
[[Image:Damoon.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and art|...and in the comic.]]]]

Although he has softened his stance regarding [[alcohol]], Chris remains firmly opposed to [[tobacky]]. The Moon is where he believes a rocket containing every last scrap of the offending plant should be shot; not the Sun though, because of the "reasoning" he cobbled together in an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from [[January 2009]].

{{quote|[[Honor roll|I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well]].|Chris, giving up any right to insult anyone's intelligence ever again.}}

==In the comics==
[[Image:Themfingmoon.jpg|thumb|left|This is probably what inspired Chris's [[creepy stare]].]]

The Moon first appeared in ''[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]'', where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] both professed their love for each other while gazing upon it.

[[File:E1p33.jpg|thumb|Metal Sonichu getting launched to the Moon.]]
In ''[[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]'', the generic, throw-away villain [[Metal Sonichu]] was defeated and tossed into the Moon by [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu. He is shown to survive the crash, but this [[Chris and writing|never amounts to anything]].

In ''[[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]'', magical moonbeams turn Chris's dog [[Patti Chandler]] into [[Patti-Chan|a sentient being capable of human speech]] for no adequately explained reason.

In ''[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]'', it is explained that [[Silvana Rosechu]] was born and raised on the Moon by [[Count Graduon]], who also [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris_draws_Rosechu_with_a_dick|gave her a penis for no real reason]]. She was quoted in an interview in an old issue of ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' as saying that the Moon was "very lonely" and that there are "no friends on the Moon". How she survived there at all isn't addressed.

''[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]'' indicates that the [[CWCville]] authorities launch regular Moon-shot operations in partnership with NASA to do away with any contraband. Vacationers on the Moon may therefore be guaranteed a regular supply of free marijuana, tobacky, and other delightful mind-altering substances.

The Moon returns in ''[[Sonichu 11| Sonichu #11]]'', attracting energy crystals from all of the Sonichu. This causes Sonichu and Rosechu to temporarily transform into [[Ultra Sonichu]] and [[The Incredible Lioness]].

Chris announced on the [[CWC Blog]] that he planned to toss [[Count Graduon]] into the Moon, where Graduon would possess [[Metal Sonichu]] and become a key villain in the events of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] and beyond. However, Sonichu 11 does not include this at all. Count Graduon (or at least his primary vessel) was also destroyed by Chris snapping his staff in half in the previous issue, so it's not entirely clear how that would have worked.

==In his high school essays==
While in high school, Chris opined with tenuous coherence that his favorite modern president was John F. Kennedy because of his foresight regarding lunar exploration. "It was obvious," Chris wrote, "to put $9 billion towards space programs, he probably would have known a possible way to put a man on the moon before he put the money towards it."<ref>[[Manchester High Leaks#Best_President_Essay]]</ref>

== References by [[trolls]] ==
[[Image:CWCass.JPG|thumb|100 px|Chris "[[Nudes|mooning]]" all his trolls.]]
During the [[Asperchu]] saga, [[Sean August Watley]] also ran a comic on Asperpedia named ''[[Moon-Pals]]'', centered around the drug-induced adventures of all the forgotten [[List of Sonichu characters|''Sonichu'' characters]] living on the Moon with Metal Sonichu.

==See also==
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Patti-Chan]]
*[[Silvana|Silvana Rosechu]]
*[[Metal Sonichu]]
*[[Tobacky]]

==References==
<references/>

{{CWCverse}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Moon}}
[[Category:Places]]

Megan Shrine

2017-09-11T14:44:06Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{Taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg|thumb|250px|The Megan Shrine is on the right.]]

The '''Megan Shrine''' is a small shrine in [[Christian's room]], containing drawings and gifts from [[Megan Schroeder]]. The shrine is an excellent example of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian's]] nearly [[Chris and religion|religious]] obsession for her.

Collectively, the contents of the shrine contrasted in a strange way with Chris's otherwise intensive efforts to assert his stereotypical masculinity and heterosexuality. It's full of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' figurines, stuffed Hello Kitty toys, hyper-feminine shoujo manga like ''[[Wikipedia:Fushigi Yûgi|Fushigi Yûgi]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Tokyo Mew Mew|Tokyo Mew Mew]]'', DVDs of ''Wedding Peach'' and other similarly effeminate shoujo [[anime]], ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' merchandise, and at least one American live-action chick flick (''[[Wikipedia:The Truth About Cats and Dogs|The Truth About Cats and Dogs]]'').

The shrine features different pieces of artwork encased in clear page protectors, organized in two columns, presumably all drawn by Megan. The left column features Megan's original version of [[Patti-Chan]] as well as various Pokémon drawn in a Sonic the Hedgehog art style, while the right one has a drawing of Sailor Moon along with pictures of two of Megan's characters: Spunky Skunk, who would be written into Chris's comics as [[Megagi La Skunk]]; and Hound Howl, who would be adapted into the world of ''Sonichu'' as Canino Houndhowl. Notably, each picture except for those of Sailor Moon and Patti-Chan appear to have been traced from the same source, an official [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] illustration. This indicates that like Chris, Megan found some merit in recoloring the same character.However, it is not surprising that Megan's traces and redesigns are more complex and of a subjectively higher standard than Chris's.

By [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009|September 19th, 2009]], Chris had removed parts of the shrine, including the gallery of artwork. Almost exactly [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|a year later]], Chris had removed much of the shrine altogether, with the exception of his My Little Pony memorabilia.
{{-}}
==Confirmed Objects==
These are the objects which were collected as a result of Megan and her apparent influence over Chris. There may be more objects hidden in the organized chaos of Chris's room.

VHS Tapes:
* ''[[Sailor Moon]] R: The Movie''
* ''Sailor Moon: The Legend Begins''

To the left of the bookshelf the following drawings were hung:

*[[:image:308-Megtune.jpg|Sailor Megtune drawing]]
*[[:image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg|A drawing of Megan as the ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' character The Dark Magician]]
*[[:File:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|A drawing of Chris as the ''Yu-Gi-Oh! ''character Dark Magician Girl]]
*[[:image:Megan ace of clubs.JPG|A drawing of Ace of Clubs]], who would later on be incorporated into the comics as [[Patti-Chan]].
*A drawing of a Raichu.
*[[:image:319-PendingDoom.jpg|Pending Doom drawing]]
*[[:image:320-Apocolypse.jpg|Apocolypse drawing]]
*[[:image:321-IceCune.jpg|Ice Cune drawing]]

Three drawings were hung to the right of the bookshelf:

*[[:image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg|Sailor Moon drawing by Megan]]
*[[:image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|Spunky Skunk drawing]], who would later on be retconned in Sonichu as [[Megagi La Skunk]].
*[[:image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl drawing]]. Appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as Canino Houndhowl.

On the bottom of the of the bookshelf three drawings were placed: the covers for ''CWC's Mix Jams '06: Story of My Quest'' [[:image:058-CWCJam061Front.jpg|Part 1]] and [[:image:059-CWCJam062Front.jpg|2]] (apparently some kind of a Megan themed CD) with a drawing of Mewtwo between them. Photos of the bookshelf after the Megan Shrine was removed reveal that the drawings at the bottom hid a fifth shelf.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0731-Megan Shrine1.JPG
Image:0732-Megan Shrine2.JPG
Image:0733-Megan Shrine3.JPG
Image:0734-Megan Shrine4.JPG
Image:0735-Megan Shrine5.JPG
Image:0736-Megan Shrine6.JPG
Image:100_2247.JPG
</gallery>
</center>
{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Megan Saga]]

Megan Shrine

2017-09-11T14:42:50Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{Taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:0825-EP12-5P6-8.jpg|thumb|250px|The Megan Shrine is on the right.]]

The '''Megan Shrine''' is a small shrine in [[Christian's room]], containing drawings and gifts from [[Megan Schroeder]]. The shrine is an excellent example of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian's]] nearly [[Chris and religion|religious]] obsession for her.

Collectively, the contents of the shrine contrast in a strange way with Chris's otherwise intensive efforts to assert his stereotypical masculinity and heterosexuality. It's full of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' figurines, stuffed Hello Kitty toys, hyper-feminine shoujo manga like ''[[Wikipedia:Fushigi Yûgi|Fushigi Yûgi]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Tokyo Mew Mew|Tokyo Mew Mew]]'', DVDs of ''Wedding Peach'' and other similarly effeminate shoujo [[anime]], ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' merchandise, and at least one American live-action chick flick (''[[Wikipedia:The Truth About Cats and Dogs|The Truth About Cats and Dogs]]'').

The shrine features different pieces of artwork encased in clear page protectors, organized in two columns, presumably all drawn by Megan. The left column features Megan's original version of [[Patti-Chan]] as well as various Pokémon drawn in a Sonic the Hedgehog art style, while the right one has a drawing of Sailor Moon along with pictures of two of Megan's characters: Spunky Skunk, who would be written into Chris's comics as [[Megagi La Skunk]]; and Hound Howl, who would be adapted into the world of ''Sonichu'' as Canino Houndhowl. Notably, each picture except for those of Sailor Moon and Patti-Chan appear to have been traced from the same source, an official [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] illustration. This indicates that like Chris, Megan found some merit in recoloring the same character.However, it is not surprising that Megan's traces and redesigns are more complex and of a subjectively higher standard than Chris's.

By [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 19th, 2009|September 19th, 2009]], Chris had removed parts of the shrine, including the gallery of artwork. Almost exactly [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|a year later]], Chris had removed much of the shrine altogether, with the exception of his My Little Pony memorabilia.
{{-}}
==Confirmed Objects==
These are the objects which were collected as a result of Megan and her apparent influence over Chris. There may be more objects hidden in the organized chaos of Chris's room.

VHS Tapes:
* ''[[Sailor Moon]] R: The Movie''
* ''Sailor Moon: The Legend Begins''

To the left of the bookshelf the following drawings were hung:

*[[:image:308-Megtune.jpg|Sailor Megtune drawing]]
*[[:image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg|A drawing of Megan as the ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' character The Dark Magician]]
*[[:File:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|A drawing of Chris as the ''Yu-Gi-Oh! ''character Dark Magician Girl]]
*[[:image:Megan ace of clubs.JPG|A drawing of Ace of Clubs]], who would later on be incorporated into the comics as [[Patti-Chan]].
*A drawing of a Raichu.
*[[:image:319-PendingDoom.jpg|Pending Doom drawing]]
*[[:image:320-Apocolypse.jpg|Apocolypse drawing]]
*[[:image:321-IceCune.jpg|Ice Cune drawing]]

Three drawings were hung to the right of the bookshelf:

*[[:image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg|Sailor Moon drawing by Megan]]
*[[:image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|Spunky Skunk drawing]], who would later on be retconned in Sonichu as [[Megagi La Skunk]].
*[[:image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl drawing]]. Appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as Canino Houndhowl.

On the bottom of the of the bookshelf three drawings were placed: the covers for ''CWC's Mix Jams '06: Story of My Quest'' [[:image:058-CWCJam061Front.jpg|Part 1]] and [[:image:059-CWCJam062Front.jpg|2]] (apparently some kind of a Megan themed CD) with a drawing of Mewtwo between them. Photos of the bookshelf after the Megan Shrine was removed reveal that the drawings at the bottom hid a fifth shelf.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:0731-Megan Shrine1.JPG
Image:0732-Megan Shrine2.JPG
Image:0733-Megan Shrine3.JPG
Image:0734-Megan Shrine4.JPG
Image:0735-Megan Shrine5.JPG
Image:0736-Megan Shrine6.JPG
Image:100_2247.JPG
</gallery>
</center>
{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Megan Saga]]

THAT IS MY HOUSE

2017-09-11T14:37:34Z

Don'tCallAnybody: /* Transcript */

[[File:DeathStarCam7.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Star Wars|Do you ''realize''...? Do... you... '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the Rebel Alliance sees those Death Star plans, that you put in the damn droid, they could destroy our base, and we would have to move out of it...?]]]]

'''THAT IS MY HOUSE''', aka '''ECV 00193''', is a video uploaded 27 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] demands footage of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] be removed from the [[internet]].

Chris took down the video not too long afterward, only for it be re-uploaded by [[troll]] [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|archivists]]. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring [[Bob]] was acquired by [[Vivian Gee]] and [[PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked|leaked]] onto [[YouTube]].

==Description==
{{quotebox|I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!

I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter.

Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009 }}

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = THAT IS MY HOUSE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wohCq_I9sbs}}
| stardate = 27 [[August 2009]]
| subject = {{Website|[[The Internet]]}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|[[CWC is Sad|Unintentional Comedy]]}}
| shirt = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]
| next = [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|ECV 00192]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Chris races into the frame, obviously angry and upset; he begins speaking quietly, but gradually gets louder'']

This does not even deserve a [[Captain's Log]] introduction... [''dramatic [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] removal''] BECAUSE THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS. The [[Tour of Chris's House|inside and outside tour]] I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the [[Internet]]...

[''Chris jumps up and suddenly begins to scream and yell in a fit of childish rage, flapping his arms as he puts louder emphasis on certain words, sounding somewhat similar to Gilbert Gottfried'']

{{RageQuote|[[Borb|MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER]]''' ARE '''ANGRY''' AT ME!}}

'''THEY'RE BLAMING''' IT AT ME! '''IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT!''' IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A-'''''BOUT MY HOUSE'''''

{{RageQuote|'''''OFF! THE! INTERNET!'''''}}

[''Chris starts gesticulating ridiculously''] I'll send in detectives! I'll send in [[police]]! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY {{RageQuote|'''[[POWER]]!'''}}

[''noticeable jump cut; chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|Bob walked in]]'']

So yeah, please, get everything off the Internet...

{{RageQuote|Now, NOW, NOW, ''NOW'', ''NOW'', '''''NOW!'''''}}

[''Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera [[Obesity|noticeably shakes]]; he then quickly calms down, then holds up the peace sign'']

[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse]] the [[trolls]], peace to everyone else.

==Uncut==
{{quote|Shut that goddamn thing off!|Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that ''goddamn Internet''}}

An uncut version entitled '''ECV 00192''' was posted by Vivian on 29 August 2009, where Bob walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second and last time we see Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris. In [[Mailbag 25]], Chris revealed that he lied to his father, telling him that he had gotten the house videos off of the Internet.

We also learn the real reason why Chris's parents are concerned about the tour videos: the fear that the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/thomas-jefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] will discover the squalor of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler Household]] and condemn it. Unsurprisingly, in typical CWC fashion, [[Chris and remorse|Chris doesn't seem to care about that]] and is only concerned that he got in trouble with his parents.

Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to [[Kimmi|an inflatable person, made of plastic]]).

===Video===
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = ECV 00192
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vTsSu2hXLuk}}
| stardate = 29 [[August 2009]]
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Comedy|[[CWC is Sad|Unintentional Comedy]]}}
| shirt = {{GreenBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = THAT IS MY HOUSE
| next = [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''the video begins as above, but at 0:28, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] opens the door and walks in'']

'''Chris''': JUST GET IT ''OFF'' THE INTERNET...

'''Bob''': Listen-to-me! [''muffled by Chris's "OFF THE INTERNET!"''] Listen to me.

'''Chris''': [''his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression changes rapidly]] and slowly turns to face Bob''] Yes...

'''Bob''': Listen to ''ME''.

'''Chris''': Yes.

'''Bob''': Shut that goddamn thing off!

[''Chris [[sigh]]s and attempts to turn off his [[PS3|PSEye]], but fails to realize that it's still recording the conversation. Bob walks over to him'']

'''Bob''': I don't care what you do. [''pointing at PSEye''] You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

'''Chris''': I'm working on it. [''slaps hands to his side'']

'''Bob''': Go work on it! [''points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs'']

'''Chris''': I am workin-

'''Bob''': Do you ''realize''...? Do you '''''realize''''' something? Let me tell you: If the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/thomas-jefferson/ Health Department of Greene County]... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?

'''Chris''': [''sighs''] I see.

'''Bob''': You go get that [''nervously laughs when saying the next few words''] goddamn stuff off of there and fast!

'''Chris''': I'm ''working'' on it! I was making a YouTube vi—uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...

'''Bob''': No...

'''Chris''': Its—It's, ahh, ''out of my control'' [''flails arms'']

'''Bob''': No, ''you'' get 'em off.

'''Chris''': It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! ''I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO''-

'''Bob''': You loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

'''Chris''': I'm working on it!

'''Bob''': Go ''do it''!

'''Chris''': ''I AM WORK'- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...''

'''Bob''': Get in ''here'' and ''do it''!

'''Chris''': I- [''sputters'']

'''Bob''': [''walks out of the room''] I'll be up all night with you if ''I have to''. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

'''Chris''': I'm working on it!

'''Bob''': [''from outside''] Get in there and start!

'''Chris''': ''I'M WOR-KIN' ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True and Loyal Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET-''

'''Bob''': [''interrupting''] Listen!

'''Chris''': -about our house!

'''Bob''': I don't wanna get kicked outta my house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us! [''Bob exits the room again'']

'''Chris''': Aw'right... lemme just...

'''Bob''': Get that stuff ''offa'' there...

'''Chris''': ''I'M '''WORK'''''-

'''Bob''': ...and get it offa there fast!

'''Chris''': I'm ''workin''' on it! I'm ''WORKIN''' on it! [''Chris appears to resume recording footage for his video'']

[''Cut footage ends at 2:11'']

==The Greene County Health Department responds==
In addition to creating many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down, some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent and stated the Chandler's decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:

{{quotebox|Dear Bob S:

Thank you for your interest in this situation. The challenge is to
clarify if the conditions at this residence are a risk to the public's
health or if they are personal risks accepted by the individuals that
choose to live there.

Public Health relates to the general health of a community. When
diseases can be transmitted from person to person or when the health
risk affects the community, regulations have normally been enacted to
address these public health threats. Even so, the individual's right to
choose is protected by the Constitution. We know smoking greatly
increases the risk of cancer and heart disease, yet individuals continue
to choose to smoke. Regulations are in place to minimize public exposure
to contaminated or mishandled foods, yet some individuals still choose
to eat raw hamburger. In the case you've brought to our attention, the
"deplorable conditions" you refer to appear to be confined to the
individual residence and are the choice of those that live there. They
do not appear to effect the health of the community. There are no
specific health regulations that address individual choices in private
living conditions.

We have contacted the building official to see if any building, zoning
of fire prevention laws apply and were informed that they did not. We
also contacted the Greene County Attorney to see if he knew of any
County ordinances that would be applicable. He did not know of any. We
also contacted adult protective services to make sure they are aware of
the situation.

Please contact me if I can be of further assistance.

Jeffrey T. McDaniel 
Environmental Health Manager 
[http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/thomasjefferson/ Thomas Jefferson Health District]}}

This raises the question of whether Chris is properly informed about the risks to his health and all of his rights as a disabled person (especially the right to [[Chris and psychology|humane psychiatric treatment]] that would help him live on his own), although this probably isn't a matter for the Health Department.

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = "That's My House!" - Ca. 1912 Silent Film Starring Christian and Robert Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|csQWQzpfDBc}}
| stardate = 27 [[August 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tregnier279 tregnier279]
| subject =
| type = Remix
| info = }}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC-Tok (Presented to You by Christian Weston Chandler)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1iwZp-j170Y}}
| stardate = 09 [[January 2010]]
| maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| subject =
| type = Remix to "TiK ToK" by Ke$ha
| info = Arguably the most popular fan video of them all
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = (YTPMV) THAT IS MY GENTLEMENTLEMEN
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dFUikkbOf40}}
| stardate = 25 [[April 2011]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/RainingMetal?feature=mhum RainingMetal]
| subject =
| type = YouTube Poop Music Video
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Christian Weston Chandler vs Darth Bob
| video = {{#ev:youtube|NcBSyaWnk9I}}
| stardate = 25 [[March 2016]]
| maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI2gRuUl9SVnjsfMOwoXXDA Griffin Law]
| type = (Film) Parody
| info = Bob as [[Star Wars|Darth Vader]].
}}

==See also==
*[[Bob Walks In]]
*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]
*[[Chris and negotiation]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]|nextlink=[[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]|}}

{{Troll Videos}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2009| 2009-08-27]]

Sonichu and Rosechu's children

2017-09-07T16:15:44Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

[[Image:Sr kids.JPG|thumb|350px||From left to right: Cera, Christine, Robbie.]]
[[File:425-CWCSNHP1.jpg|thumb|Evidence that even Robbie is (yet another) [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Mary Sue]].]]

'''Sonichu and Rosechu's children''' are:

*'''[[Cera Rosechu]]''' (born Cera Rosey)
*'''[[Robee Sonichu]]''' (born Robbie Sonee)
*'''[[Christine Rosechu]]''' (born Christine Rosey)

They can be identified by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. To date, neither Sonichu nor Rosechu have been seen spending time with a child of the opposite sex to themselves. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu and Robbie do manly activities such as gazing into each others' eyes and talking about their [[Wii]].

The children conclude almost every sentence with "Yay!" Obviously, this is [[PS3 History Level|how Chris talks]], not how ''children'' talk. They are also known for their [[Creepy stare|creepy, blank expressions and soul-less eyes]].

The children are widely detested, even more so than the other characters.

In [[November 2011]], it was revealed that they have evolved into '''Cera Rosechu''', '''Christine Rosechu''' and '''Robee Sonichu''' [sic], formed [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|a band]] and that Robee has become a [[Tomgirl|cross-dresser]].

==Appearances==

The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in two pages of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their [[Spanish]] [[homos|lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.

The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]", and in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]. Here, Christine alludes to having lost her [[Virgin with rage|virginity]] at [[Pedofork|age 1]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible, but his actual dialogue is far too complex for a toddler to come out with - perhaps alluding to [[Family Guy|something else]]. Cera (formerly Cerah) assists Rosechu in the kitchen and breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.

Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], describing an incident which involved him urinating on a lizard. Needless to say, [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Death threats|potential psychopath]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P36.jpg]]</ref>

The children also appear in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti.

==Evolution==
On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms: Robbie has changed his name to "Robee" and has become a [[tomgirl]] (or the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] equivalent: Sonirose?) while Cera has become a [[gaybian|tomboy]]. Note that this change comes after Chris [[Retroactive Continuity in Sonichu|wiped out all homosexuality in ''Sonichu'' #10]].

Chris expanded on this in [[2014]]: Robbie/Robee is now a "Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Cross-Dresser (still very much into women)", Christine (now inexplicably named [[Crystal Weston Chandler|"Crystaline"]]) is bisexual, and Cera is a lesbian.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Sonichu's kryptonite]]</ref> Quite the progressive family for a [[CWCville|town]] that carried out a [[Sonichu 10|genocide of LGBT people]]. As ridiculous as this is, it suggests Chris is still making deific adjustments to [[CWCville]], which fuels hope for further Sonichu installments. In ''[[Sonichu 11]]'', Christine finally evolved, whereas in ''[[Sonichu 12]]" Robee evolved.
{{clear}}

<center><gallery>
Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|All gwown up! Yay!
File:9-23-15A.jpg|The siblings as [[Amiibo]].
</gallery></center>

==Fan art==
[[Image:Robbieisadick.jpg|thumb|right|The ugly truth.]][[Image:Robbiesonee.png|thumb|right|Isn't he cute?]]

The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a popular subject for fanart. In [[August 2009]], a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's [[Pedofork|frolicking]] children was emailed to Chris. [[CWC Update 12 August 2009|He did not appreciate it,]] for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the implication that Christine is not a virgin.

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Sonee & Rosey]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[A Sonichu Day]]
*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]"
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
* Wikipedia article on ''[[wikipedia:The Lurking Fear|The Lurking Fear]]''

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Chris and art

2017-09-07T15:48:00Z

Don'tCallAnybody:

{{quote|She theorizes it’s because I'm a creative genius.|[[Chris]], talking about his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 12]]</ref>}}

[[File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|thumb|''[[January 2015 Facebook posts#He Hasn't Forgotten Us!|My Mind Is a Blank]]'', January 2015]]

'''Art''' has been, and always will be, Chris's selling point. Ever since the very day [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] found out about Chris's creation of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], many people have taken interest in Chris because of his infamously bad artwork. Encouraging Chris to produce more of it remains a popular objective amongst [[troll]]s and [[ween]]s.

==Chris and the medium==
=== Exercise of skills and improvement in craft ===
[[Image:0025-ChristophersMicroMornings.jpg|thumb|left|Not bad for a grade-schooler.]]

Chris does not seem to consider his artistic skill in need of revision; he is always fully satisfied by the first attempt at a drawing he makes. Naturally, being an artist of that caliber, Chris takes it upon himself to criticize the art that his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] send to him, and is quick to point out the myriad of "flaws" in each work.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#After Emily]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation#Part 2]]</ref>

Chris has said he spends "an hour at most" drawing a comic page and about a half-hour coloring it.<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In which Chris insults someone who drew a picture for him]]</ref> He does not seem to be aware of the fact that producing the kind of high-quality artwork that fans expect in a good comic strip is very labor-intensive and can easily take hours, sometimes days, even with professional software programs like Photoshop. He also doesn't seem to understand, or care, that any good artist will draw a scene multiple times before they publish it, especially if there are mistakes. In pretty much any episode of ''Sonichu'', you will be sure to find at least one mistake Chris has made that he refuses to redo and simply colors over. One good example is the scene from Chris and Ivy [[Giant Penis Comic|going to a hotel for hanky-panky]].<ref>[[:File:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg]]</ref> If you look at the scene, you can see multiple mistakes that any artist would have seen as a reason to redo the picture. Chris started to draw his balls (via tracing), but decided he didn't like the proportions that presented, so he decided to keep the start of the trace and just add some "speed lines". If you look at the picture of Ivy you will see that Chris messed up a bit around her face but decided that instead of redoing it, he'd just color over it. He also messed up a bit on her right breast; he drew one too small and decided to make it bigger, by just adding another curved line.

At times, he would expand ''Sonichu'' stories in summary form on [[CWCipedia]], a medium better equipped to keep up with his racing, easily distracted imagination. Everything he says or writes, he considers to be a part of his comic's continuity partly because it is easier to record these euphoric and fleeting bouts of inspiration as they occur rather than days, weeks, months, or even years later in comic form.

===Comic writing and structure===
{{main|Chris and writing}}

Chris does no preparatory writing or preliminary revision; his narrative is wholly improvised and shifts regularly. He cannot write clear, succinct dialogue, and he has little regard for visual clarity. He doesn't understand how comics are supposed to work as a narrative through sequential images, and instead presents the comic more like a storyboard for a hypothetical television series.

===Choices of materials and technology===
[[File:Marker Section.jpg|thumb|Crayola is the official art supplier for the ''Sonichu'' franchise, whether they like it or not.]]

Chris believes that his so-called "hand-drawn style" is superior to art produced by any other means. This is due to Chris's hatred to change what he has already learned and his belief, as a consequence of his [[ego]], that his method is the best by virtue of being his.

Obviously, Chris's skill cannot compensate for the poor materials he uses. He does his work a disservice by using tools that are the cheapest available: copy paper, Pentel RSVP ballpoint pens, and Crayola washable markers.<ref>[[Mumble 7#10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies|Mumble #7]]</ref> These happen to be the tools he has used since childhood.

Far from archival quality, his art has sometimes shown [[Wedding Comic|signs of wrinkling]] as soon as it has been finished. Chris has defended his practice of [[Chris and writing#Dialogue|rampant textwalling]] as a way to "save marker ink."<ref>[[Mailbag 19]]</ref>

While Chris has claimed at various times to use [[Wikipedia:Adobe Photoshop|Adobe Photoshop]] to create his characters and edit his comics,<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation Sonichu's Conception and Creation], archived from [[CWCipedia]].</ref><ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800]]</ref><ref>[[Chris's resume#Experience]]</ref> he has only ever been seen using [[Wikipedia:Adobe PhotoDeluxe|Adobe PhotoDeluxe]],<ref>The Adobe PhotoDeluxe name can be seen on the taskbar of Chris's computer at 0:13 in [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]].</ref><ref>Chris offered PhotoDeluxe advice to [[The Wallflower]] in [[Wallflower E-mails 2]].</ref> with which he created his [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|slanderous head-swap]] of [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]]'s buddy Matt. This is in spite of the fact that PhotoDeluxe is intended for scanning and touching up photographs, and Photoshop (which Chris claims to own) would be better suited for the kind of general-purpose image editing and head-swapping that Chris does. In addition, PhotoDeluxe is a dinosaur of a program that hasn't been supported by Adobe since [[2002]]. Chris's claim in [[Mailbag 3]] that he uses "a past version" of Photoshop<ref>[[Mailbag 3#Art questions]]</ref> could imply that he is [[Slow-in-the-minds|confusing PhotoDeluxe for a part of the Photoshop line]], or that, if he really does use Photoshop, the revision he owns is just as woefully out-of-date as his ancient PhotoDeluxe program.

His font of choice is [[wikipedia:Comic Sans|Comic Sans]], a font almost universally condemned for being overused, childish and ugly.<ref>[http://bancomicsans.com Ban the Comic Sans]</ref><ref>[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007 They will make you taste the curb]</ref>

He also believes that using new technology creatively provides an unfair advantage in the service of inferior results. Repeatedly, he has called ''[[Asperchu]]'' "blocky and low resolution" because it was drawn with a tablet, this is most likely because Chris thinks that doing digital art instead of the traditional way makes results comparable to poor MS Paint drawings that are more familiar with him. In one of his [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 1|phone calls to Alec Benson Leary]], Chris said his hand-drawn art had "more character" (never mind that tablet art is technically hand-drawn art anyway). He also thinks that his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|web page]] was awesome because it was made from "notepad scratch" (i.e., built with Windows Notepad instead of complex WYSIWYG tools like FrontPage); Chris forgets that while a lot of professional web designers also write raw HTML with text editors, they generally also have some eye for aesthetics.

===Drawing techniques===
[[Image:CChanDraws.jpg|thumb|Strange pen grips can be corrected with the assistance of school teachers. Chris slept through these lessons.]]
Chris has never even learned to hold a pen correctly. Instead of holding the front of the pen with the thumb and forefinger, he draws with his index finger sticking out and bent around the pen. Give this a try and see how long it takes for you to get carpal tunnel.

In [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]] (2009) and [[Live Drawing Streams]] (2017), Chris demonstrated his drawing technique on video.

While most artists will produce multiple sketch versions of a single drawing, often layered on top of one another, Chris's confidence in his innate artistic ability is such that his first step in a page of ''Sonichu'' is drawing the final line art in pen before coloring it in with Crayola markers. If he makes a mistake, he shrugs it off and continues. There is no post-processing beyond adding text to word balloons with MS Paint and PhotoDeluxe. Attempts to inform him that digital coloring is more efficient and far less expensive than wasting gallons of marker ink filling in monocolor backgrounds have failed.

===Visual style and anatomy===
[[Image:099-CWCsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Nice arms you got there, Chris.]]
{{Quote|sonichu had kind of a childish art style, which i guess was your point. [...] i thought you meant it as an avant-garde thing, to make a statment like, ironically bad|[[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref>}}

Before the comics, Chris attempted realism for work in oil pastel, charcoal, and graphite, presumably for art classes in school. The results can be seen in the gallery below.

Chris started out with a cartoony style for the comic book, full of techniques consistent with early efforts at drawing by small children. Things changed as Chris got into [[anime]] and manga, and sought to emulate them to impress his [[gal-pal]] at the time, [[Megan Schroeder]]. Like many amateur western artists, he copies only the surface elements of the anime style: big eyes, pentagonal heads, speed lines, emotions. These art elements were simply laid over his original "style" with no adjustment.

[[File:Greta.PNG|thumb|Ten fingers and thumbs, that's all that matters.]]

Chris makes no attempt to maintain consistency in character designs, and has no understanding of classical anatomy and proportion in figure drawing. His characters are drawn using simple shapes--colored-in outlines, without any shading, ''ever''--and even so, he is unable to keep the shapes consistent to any degree. For example, in the opening of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|the children]] tend to noticeably get deformed in a different manner in each panel, despite the fact that they're drawn as just an oval for the head, a rectangle for the body, and smaller ovals for the arms and legs.

[[File:Billy mays hand.png|thumb|left|Something's not right with this picture...]]

In all characters, limbs morph, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable; it's only by color scheme that we can guess which character is which. Beyond his differently-colored eyes and Sonichu medallion, no two Chrises have ever looked alike, or even remotely resembled the actual Chris. The character sizes are also inconsistent, which is strange considering most of the characters appear to be about the same size: in most drawings where Sonichu is carrying Rosechu, Rosechu seems to shrink.

[[Image:ProportionFail.jpg|thumb|Chris is an expert at proportion.]]

Finer details of human anatomy have long escaped him; because Chris never draws women with pronounced hips, the results tend to resemble children or men (such as with the character [[Lovely Weather]]), with unfortunate implications in either case.

[[Image:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|thumb|This car will either always veer left or never run at all.]]

Despite boasting that his "drawings of perspective viewpoints are surpassive[sic]"<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref> due to his training in [[CADD]], Chris constantly fails at perspective, with objects implied to be far-away depicted too large. This is evident in his many [[Son-Chu|vehicle designs]], where the front is usually a direct frontal (90 degree) view, regardless of the view angle of other sides. This inability to demonstrate parallel lines renders the car distorted. The lack of any concept of shading only further destroys any semblance of perspective; legs that are implied to be bent forward at the knee only end up looking shorter.

Possibly the worst offender is Chris's constant omission of backgrounds. Most scenes happen only on the white backdrop of the paper. Apparently, readers are supposed to infer what the background looks like based on context, similar to some daily newspaper comic strips. Thus, simply drawing a wide-angle shot of the scenery as the first (usually transitional) panel in a scene would suffice. Combined with his inability to make a proper layout, many action scenes end up becoming a jumble of characters moving around without regards to sequence. The reason he does this is probably the same as the reason why he textwalls so often: to "save marker ink," meaning he's lazy. (Incidentally, the proper use of white space and the conservation of painted space is a key element in East Asian art, but despite his anime obsession he is unlikely to have heard of this.)

A related phenomenon is simply drawing characters as floating disembodied heads. The [[Magi-chan|deus ex machina/exposition machine]] is the biggest victim of this. Once again, Chris couldn't bother to draw a full body. Thus, combining all known forms of "marker ink conservation", some pages are just a bunch of floating heads speaking walls of text.

Chris owns at least one book about drawing manga, as seen in [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]. The book in itself covers everything to do with portraying couples, including images of couples in bed making love. Whether Chris bought it to better draw out his delusional fantasies or for more material to [[mass debate]] to isn't known. Either way, the book has taught him nothing.

=== Character design ===
{{Main|Chris and writing#Characterization}}

A large portion of the ''Sonichu'' cast is clearly derivative of existing characters. In addition to the obvious ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' recolors, Chris has lifted designs from any anime, video game, or even Western animation he is fond of, with no regard for visual consistency.

Beyond that, he doesn't even bother trying to design better clothing for his characters. Most of them wear stereotypical "basic" clothing, and Chris himself wears his usual [[clown shirt]]s and pants. With the sole exception of [[Megan Schroeder|Meg-chan]], every female that shows up in his comics wears high-heeled dress shoes.

Even when the source of Chris's plagiarism is readily apparent, these lifts can still add up to less than the sum of their parts. Inspired by the fusion characters of ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'' and ''[[God of War]]'', [[Collosal Chan]] looks more like a hobo than a fusion of Chris and Chris-Chan Sonichu. Though clearly his own effort to design baby [[Pokémon]], [[Sonee and Rosey]] look more unnerving than adorable.

While the designs themselves are shitty, Chris does get color coordination. Most of the color schemes he uses for his characters look decent. Being Chris, he still fails occasionally, like, on an unrelated note, the CWCipedia color scheme. Still, it's one of his few strong points, at least compared to the rest of his art style.

===Fan (dis)service===
[[File:SchuComic9Page32-E.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Insta-boner.]]

[[wikipedia:Fan service|Fan service]] is a term used to describe something that is meant to tease or please the audience. It can refer to any content seen as an effort to appease the desires of fans, but is used primarily, and in this section, to describe scenes of a sexually titillating nature.

Since his discovery by the Internet, Chris has inserted increasingly large amounts of fan service into the initially tame Sonichu in an effort to assert the heterosexuality of himself and his characters. The range of fan service in ''Sonichu'' includes panty shots, Rosechu's [[women's rights|stripping]], cameltoe indentations, and even a full [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|sex scene]] followed by four pages of text and diagrams describing Sonichu and Rosechu's sexual anatomy.

Due to his lack of artistic faculties, much of Chris's depictions of sexuality are highly unsettling to most readers. Any attempts to add "sexy" material come across as Chris's own wish-fulfillment or self-interest, rather than attempts by Chris to please his audience.

While the point of fan service is to hint at sexuality in an otherwise clean work meant for general audiences, ''Sonichu'''s sexual content hides nothing and disturbs many, despite the fact that Chris has always viewed ''Sonichu'' as a comic intended for children.

==Animation==
Chris has taken up a new medium in the form of animation. Using the Nintendo DSi program ''[[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote Studio]]'', Chris has taken his drawing to a whole new level. Or at least could have. His drawing has degraded greatly when doing artwork here, mostly due to using the DS's stylus pen. When doing animations, his characters have very little fluid movement to them and they seem to [[jerk]] and wobble, as if they're characters from ''[[CWCFlyingElephants|Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'' or ''[[Adult Swim|Home Movies]]''. The best one to tell of this is the [[Don'tGetTrolled!]] animation. You can tell which part was animated by Chris and which part was animated by the original author, 8-Bit, because Chris's artwork just wobbles in a distorted fashion.

== Chris and the industry ==
{{main|Chris and the industry}}
In ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'' and [[Chris's resume]], it's revealed that Chris is under the impression that his art is of professional quality, and expects to enter the comic and video game industries. His résumé states a desire to produce ''Sonichu'' comics under contract for Marvel Entertainment or Archie Comics. By all indications, this is an idle wish as Chris expects to be approached by these companies first. Chris has consistently shown little comprehension of, or interest in learning about, how the creative industries actually work.

==Originality==
When it comes to originality, Chris has absolutely [[Things Chris has ripped off|none]]. Let's leave it at that.

==Plagiarism==
{{Main|Chris and copyright}}

''Sonichu'' is a fine blend of a wide variety of recognizable copyrighted elements. Just about any existing medium that Chris has ever expressed a fondness for appears in some capacity.

Chris has a long history of claiming all credit for fan characters initially acknowledged as being created by others and offered for use in Chris's comics. The first of these were [[Megagi]], [[Jiggliami]], and [[Layla]], but the most infamous instance, and the one that Chris defended the most fervently, was [[Simonla Rosechu]].

At the same time, Chris once had a policy of threatening nonexistent legal action against the creators of any ''Sonichu'' fan art he could find, and was worked into a [[12 January 2010|magnificent rage]] over the ''Sonichu''-derivative fan [[parody]] ''Asperchu''.

As well, Chris has gone so far as to take a video, the aforementioned Don'tGetTrolled!, and alter it to suit his needs. Now, granted, there were other videos done using that same video, but where they just altered the stick character or sped up the video in the same vein as a [[Random-access humor|YouTube Poop]], Chris completely and utterly altered the video to suit his needs so that a humorous song about [[trolling]] is turned into Chris's mouthpiece to destroy Freedom of Speech to make the Internet safer for him.

==Art gallery==
===High school art===
Seen below is a selection of Chris's public school art assignments, from a slideshow on Chris's homemade [[DVD]]. At his high school graduation, Chris expected to be "Highly Recognized" for his "ARTISTIC TALENT", represented in this body of work. When he was not, he cried.<ref>[[Manchester High School#Graduation]]</ref> This work was produced under the supervision of a professional art instructor and the incentive for Chris to give each piece more thought, care and attention than he now prefers to when creating only for his own satisfaction. Despite this, they're still terrible. Note that some readers may find several of these images inadvertently terrifying.

{{collapsible
|Gallery
|<gallery>
Image:441-CubScoutShield.JPG|Defending the honor of [[Chris and health|junk food everywhere!]]
Image:442-HedgehogShark1.JPG|Sculpted in such a way that it looks like a [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|toilet]] at first blush.
Image:443-HedgehogShark2.JPG|
Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Fox McCloud one month after crash-landing in the middle of Africa.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|This thing deserves its own page by now.
Image:446-CWCWeave.JPG|The teacher quickly thought up something to keep Chris occupied for the rest of the lesson.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Coming soon from Franklin Mint...
Image:448-CWCWigwam.JPG|Ancient relic of the [[Cherokian Clan]].
Image:449-CWCDreamCatcher.JPG|It doesn't catch dreams. It ''stares into your soul''.
Image:450-HedgehogFish1.JPG|Sad to say, it was originally Chris who came up with the "Long fish is loooooo
Image:451-HedgehogFish2.JPG|oooooooooooong" meme.
Image:452-CWCsBunchOfArt.jpg|Scan of a print of a photograph of drawings. How very meta!
Image:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|[[Autism]] is in Living Room. Autism is in Wife. Autism is in Children and - well - Autism is in Life.
Image:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|A rare shot of Chris's largely forgotten Pokémons, Espanolic and Vegaton.
Image:459-CWCsBanjo.JPG|Banjo, the champion of Christianity and bright colors.
Image:460-CWCsComputerGraphicsPoster.JPG|In the first lesson, the computer graphics teachers usually say something like "Don't go crazy with the effects, m'kay?" Chris never listens.
Image:463-SonicAndTailsBunch.jpg|A Magic Eye picture that reveals absolutely nothing. We tried.
Image:464-CWCSpeckle.jpg|The teacher who traumatized Chris wasn't actually the principal - it was the art teacher, who forced Chris to make a drawing with prickly-wicklies.
Image:465-CWCsStarCoilPot.JPG|Chris's masterpiece of originality, second only to the creation of Sonichu<ref>[[IRC (18 December 2008)]]</ref>: an ash tray that shoots tobacco straight to the Sun - powered by dark magic.
Image:466-CWCNecklace.jpg|Some [[Cherokian Clan|Ancient Cherokian]] [[Sex toys|anal beads]].
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|It's... off-center.
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Sonic [[Yawning Squirtle|unfocuses]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's shield was eaten.
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Following in Ed Gein's footsteps.
Image:472-CWCWingCapDish.JPG|We don't know ''what'' this is, but it has the letter C, so it's obviously Chris's.
Image:473-YarnPot.JPG
Image:474-SquarePot.JPG
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|A relaxing person who bears little resemblance to Chris.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|The same. Hilariously enough, [http://www.miketyndall.com/todd_goldman/ Todd Goldman] ripped off the "[[White knight#Chris will reject your advice|I just don't listen]]" things on the background. Everything is interconnected! [[Soul Calibur|Tracing and ignorance, fiercely entangled!]]
Image:477-PastelDuoPic.JPG
Image:478-PastelHorses.JPG|[[My Little Pony|Proto-Cheroki-Chan.]]
Image:479-PastelSunset.JPG|[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|A big golden turd.]]
Image:482-SwirlingEspanolics.JPG
Image:483-RainbowLeaf.JPG|OH, GOD! What does this ''mean''?
Image:484-MergingPeople.JPG|Art class pictures usually have some sort of central idea the teacher gave to the students. Chris is [[Autism|unable to communicate it to us.]]
Image:485-CWCsF.JPG|It's a passable drawing, so it's possible Chris didn't fail the class. But if it is a drawing of failure, did he also create his first time paradox here?
Image:486-CWCcatchesaPikachu.JPG|Chris approaches a wild Pikachu, aiming to bash its brains out with a rare pygmy Electrode.
Image:487-CWCMergedinArt.jpg|A clever idea. Probably his teacher's, though.
Image:488-100_0521.JPG|Something that looks like the shopping mall, but actually isn't.
Image:489-100_0522.JPG|"I wish I were in [[Inos|Jamacia]]" (sic). Deep-rooted wishes, I see.
Image:490-100_0523.JPG|Colorful arboreal antics.
Image:491-100 0524.JPG|Possibly "L" and "O". Could be a corruption of LOL.
Image:492-100 0525.JPG|Raichu, the Turbo Megazord, Sonic, Game Boy and Nintendo 64 controller.
Image:493-100 0526.JPG|See, he ''can'' draw a proportional drinking straw. [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] was ''deliberate''.
Image:494-100 0527.JPG|Indistinct shapes, possibly [[Crass and Champ|crabs]].
Image:495-100 0528.JPG|A collage of weird local imagery.
Image:496-100 0529.JPG|Daffodils, which, in Greek mythology, first came forth as a result of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]]. Also: Skeleton.
Image:497-100 0530.JPG|[[Christian's name change|The Bear]] keeps on truckin'.
Image:498-100 0531.JPG|[[fapcup|Jars]]. A proudly standing bottle and a tomato, casting nice round shadows.
Image:499-100 0532.JPG|Mysterious floating keyring.
Image:500-100 0533.JPG|Not sure what ''this'' is, but it looks a bit phallic.
Image:501-100 0534.JPG|Chris's Ash Ketchum get-up.
Image:503-100 0537.JPG|Pikachu, Mew, what looks like Chris's personal Pokégear stuff, and an ad for [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].
Image:504-100 0538.JPG|[[April 16 Fetish Vids|Shower]]???
Image:505-100 0539.JPG|A drawer full of what appears to be [[CWCFlyingElephants|socks]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].
Image:506-100 0540.JPG|[[R.L. Stine]] books and Pokémon.
</gallery>}}

===Tracing===
'''Tracing''' is an art technique where another piece of art, in whole or part, is copied along its outlines. As a means of producing original art claimed as one's own, tracing is a form of plagiarism.

Images traced from existing copyrighted content appear regularly in ''Sonichu''. Chris traces with the Reflecta Sketch, a long-discontinued toy tracing kit produced by Spin Master. The kit comes with a reflective piece of plastic where an original can be placed to the left and the reflection is used for tracing an outline. This is why most traced images in ''Sonichu'' are mirror images of the original work. Due to their poor quality, consistent in appearance with ''Sonichu'' art that is not traced, these traced images often go unnoticed as tracing. The fact that Chris fails even at tracing is a surprise to no one.

Alternatively, Chris uses these images as references and simply tries to draw images free-hand based on them. This is no worse than directly tracing the outlines, but better explains why his results are so distorted in respect to their references. Chris probably uses a combination of both techniques (as some images look closer to their originals than others), showing utter lack of skill and originality either way.

The coveted art award at his high school [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|graduation]] would have lost a crap ton of prestige had it been awarded to a cheater like Chris.

{{collapsible
|Traced images from the ''Sonichu'' Comic
|<gallery>
Image:Trace1.jpg
Image:Trace2.jpg
Image:Trace3.jpg
Image:Trace4.jpg
Image:Trace5.jpg
Image:Trace6.jpg
Image:Aquateenvssonichu.jpg
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg
Image:RClina.jpg
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg
Image:Prowl prower.jpg
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg
Image:Familyguytrace.png
Image:Cwct1.JPG
File:Rosey caesar.jpg
</gallery>}}

===Rule 34===
[[Image:Chris and Rule 34.jpg|thumb|Chris's creations believe that his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Rule 34]] artwork is "lifelike".]]
Chris has no shame, and neither does his artwork. Of his many sexually explicit drawings, the most damning one of all is [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], which brought an end to the Megan Saga and cemented the notion that Chris was an incestuous [[pedofork]].

As seen in this gallery, Chris can't even copy bad porn to save his life, with Rosechu turning into a deformed monstrosity in each panel, all for the sake of [[sex]]. Especially noticeable is the final picture, which shows off a recurring trend in his pictures: the "Glowing Cunt", in which Chris draws the "[[cum]]" from the woman ''around'' and ''outside'' the vagina instead of from the inside, making it appear to glow, or inhabit heavenly clouds.

It can be reasonably assumed that all of the images in this gallery are traced, and that those not paired plagiarized source material simply have yet to have their "inspirations" discovered.

{{collapsible
|Gallery of traced Rule 34 pictures. Incredibly horrific, NSFW, and contains robo-clits. This is your last chance to escape with your sanity.
|<gallery>
Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG
Image:Chris-chan Traced 2.JPG
Image:chrischantraced3.jpg
Image:Chris-chan Traced 4.JPG
Image:Chris-chan Traced 5.JPG
</gallery>}}

===Tomgirl art===
Drawings Chris made while a Tomgirl. Some are NSFW.

{{collapsible
|Gallery
|<gallery>
File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|''My Mind Is a Blank'', January 2015.
File:Pink Lemonade.jpg|''Pink Lemonade'', July 2015.
File:26 June 2016 Cole Smithey drawing.jpeg|Caricature of [[Cole Smithey]] burning his money, June 2016.
File:SLGBTQ Sonichu poster.jpeg|Chris's LGBT poster for the Sonichu series, May 2017. The S stands for straight.
File:Sonichu-Planet Dolan.jpeg|Crossover fanart of Sonichu and Planet Dolan, May 2017.
File:Miss Night Star.jpeg |''Miss Night Star'', June 2017, Chris's self-insert imagined as a [[MLP]] character. Note the redrawn Sonichu #0 cover.
File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg ‎|Crossover with MLP characters, June 2017.
</gallery>}}

{{collapsible
|Art for [[Catherine]], 2014
|<gallery>
File:TrollTragedy.jpeg
File:TrollTragedydetailA.jpeg|Zoomed in
File:TrollTragedydetailB.jpeg|Another zoom
File:ZappinBoobs.jpeg
File:CandC.jpeg
</gallery>}}

===Paid art===
Drawings from Chris's [[eBay]] and [[Etsy]] sales.
{{main|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing}}
{{main|Commissions}}

==Costume Design==
{{Main|Chris and cosplaying}}
Continuing his trend of using the cheapest materials possible while incorporating only the vaguest of likenesses, Chris's foray in cosplay is par for the course with his hand-drawings. They're poorly made, not thought out, and Chris likely believes they're professional quality.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}
{{Sonichu}}