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DonatienVonRetz: /* Prologue */

{{Quote|Yes, I am a Tomgirl, and I am damn proud of it. I have embraced and appreciated my feminine side. I am still totally heterosexual. Otherwise, I would be a full-blown you-know-what. ''[...]'' I have been more self-confident, and I have a sweet sashay walk, hair and wink flirts, and I am greeting women left and right.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref>}}

[[File:TG11.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2011]]

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, five years later]]

The '''Tomgirl Saga''' is the eighteenth [[saga]] in [[Chris]]'s life. Allegedly, after it was suggested to him that he get in touch with his feminine side, Chris became a "[[tomgirl]]", dressing in women's clothes and putting on makeup. The [[Calling Out]] videos are generally included as part of this saga, as Chris is in tomgirl regalia in those videos.

It's possible that Chris came up with the term from Eddie Izzard's ''[[wikipedia:Dress to Kill|Dress to Kill]]'', where he says that being a transvestite is the same as being a male tomboy, though this is mere conjecture. What is fact, however, is that Chris makes for a deeply unconvincing female impersonator.

==Prologue==
{{quote|Also, here is another way to consider me, I am a Ken doll any Barbie CAN dress in her
clothes, and I would feel most comfortable in them and to model them
for her. Come shopping with me, sweetie. ;|Chris, Jackie email, May 6 2011<ref name="Jackie24" />}}

Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]].

According to an email Chris sent to [[Jackie]] on 26 [[March 2011]], Chris started cross-dressing at the beginning of that month.<ref name="Jackie24">[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> At the end of that month Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl". This was the first sign of the Tomgirl Saga, and caused much speculation among people following Chris. What exactly this quote meant, however, would not be answered until the end of [[April 2011|April]].

[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px|PSN quote]]

On 29 April, the Tomgirl Pictures were released by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]. In them, Chris is dressed in woman's clothing, posing in what he believes are seductive positions. This marked the official beginning of the Tomgirl Saga, as well as finally revealing what his previous PSN quote meant. For some reason, Chris removed the Tomgirl PSN quote immediately after PSN came back online after a month of inactivity, possibly due to receiving attention from [[trolls]].

To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.

==Calling out videos==
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris during the Calling Out videos]]
In August, Chris made his return to YouTube. After consorting with his fellow tomboys and tomgirls, he claimed to have obtained dox on all of his trolls. From here, Chris makes a series of videos calling out various trolls.

Chris first calls out Surfshack Tito, and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris. Surfshack Tito replied a few days later, meeting Chris's demands.

The next troll called out was Thorg. Chris demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris. Unlike Tito, Thorg did not take Chris seriously. Chris re-calls out Thorg, and eventually unmasks him as Jeremy Slonwhite, a fat, nerdy atheist living in Canada.

Chris then calls out [[Jack Thaddeus]], and simply demands that he apologize to Chris. However, Jack Thaddeus unmasked himself, revealing that he is ADF, another lolcow. Chris responds by mocking him and his communist views.

Later, Chris calls out [[Alec Benson Leary]], and demands that he apologize to Chris. Alec Benson Leary did not respond to Chris's [[Calling Out]] video, so Chris unmasked him as Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man who eats food on Youtube.

Finally, Chris called out [[BlueSpike]], and demanded that he 1) stop people from prank calling him and screaming "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris. BlueSpike did not respond, but Chris did not unmask him because tragedy had hit Chris's family.

On [[September 2011|6 September 2011]], [[Bob]] passed away from heart failure. This brought the public events of Tomgirl Saga to an abrupt hiatus, as Chris was in mourning and apparently too depressed to make more videos. BlueSpike's deadline to respond to Chris passed without Chris unmasking him.

Bob's passing, however it may have affected Chris, did not stop him from being a tomgirl; 3 years later, according to his latest [[OkCupid]] profile, he stated "I would cross dress more often if my mother was not against me doing it (panties and bra included, but wear them anyway)."

On 14 August [[2014]], Chris [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|revealed]] via [[Facebook]] that he is a self-described "Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser", claiming shortly afterward to be a [[Gaybian|lesbian in a male body]]. He also proclaimed that he is a supporter of "LBT" rights, which seems to have neatly coincided with the advent of his professed status as a transsexual person. His omission of the "G" (Gay) was attacked by [[Kim Wilson|Kim]], in the face of which Chris admitted that the [[Homos|"G.M.s"]] were "fortunate" to be "on the boat", suggesting that he despises gay men as much as ever.

Chris returned to uploading videos in 2015.

In [[May 2016]], he successfully filed for a name change to "Christine Weston Chandler."<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/</ref>

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==

'''Tito's Introduction'''

Chris decided that being a [[JERKS|man]] was too much work. It often involves [[Stress|stressful]] activities such as getting a job, excercising,
and supporting a family. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of Christian Weston Chandler.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with his feminine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it doesn't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him. Based on the archetype you would see on movies and video games, you would learn of the "Tomboy", The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tomgirl". A man in touch with his feminine side, and totally heterosexual.

'''Gallery'''

Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Tito's leaked Tomgirl Pictures from 2011|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg|Chris holding nail polish. Also, note his dehydrated skin.
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even white knights can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barb]] 2.0
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg
File:TG22.jpg
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

<center>{{Collapsible|More Tomgirl pictures|<gallery>
File:RoD3b.jpg|March Picture 1, featuring Tomgirl Chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March Picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March Picture 3
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:Oj57ACG.jpg
File:Cwc Menstrual pads 1.jpeg|Menstrual pads
File:Cwc Menstrual pads 2.jpeg
</gallery>}}
</center>

Barb was not happy, making negative remarks, such as, "do not wear eye shadow," "you look like [[Carlos Chantor|a prostitute]]," "lipstick makes you look like a hooker," "you're turning into a [[homos|gay]]," "[[Un-clit|what are you piercing next?]]" and "what's next, you [[I Love You, Catherine|wearing a skirt]] and high heels?"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> Predictably, Chris reacted to this negative criticism by completely disregarding it and complaining about Barb.

==List of Chris's MTF transition methods==
[[File:Cwc Menstrual pads 1.jpeg|thumb|250px]]
Chris has made several attempts to transition into a true and honest woman. Unfortunately for him, he has a strong belief in [[honor roll|junk science and miracle cures]]. As a result, his favored methods produce no benefits, and many are harmful to his health, [[Chris and reality|not that he would realize it]].

*[[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Shaved eyebrows|Shaving his eyebrows]]
*[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS#Menstrual pads|Using menstrual pads]]
*[[Un-clit]]
*[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#Remote and Wired Vibrating Eggs|Vibrating Bra]]
*[[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|Oestrogel]]
*[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]
*[[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|Breast Massaging]]
*[[Un-clit 2.0]]
*[[Un-clit 2.0#Self-inflicted?|A knife?]]
*[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/8-10-chris-bought-female-hormone-vitamins.23257 Female Hormone Vitamins]

==Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia==
[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|left|thumb|Chris' TAToV avatar, used while posting as KookyDashy]]
In late May, Chris discovered the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum. The forum was dedicated to tomboys and tomgirls living in Virginia who wish to discuss their lives. Chris joined under the username [[My Little Pony|Kookydashy]], marking a midpoint in the saga.

In the posts Chris made, he mostly talked about himself and his tomgirl antics. Chris revealed that he had [[Homos|come out]] to his parents, only to receive insults from them. [[Barb]], in particular, has kept complaining about his new attire, and [[Bob]], according to Chris, "threw the damned fag card" at him. Chris also recounts a story in which he went to the lady's restroom because he "started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom." Despite a [[jerkop]] who caught him and yelled at him, Chris proceeded to ignore him and is presumably using the ladies' room to this day.

Later posts Chris made excessive mention of being trolled online, at which point it became obvious that KookyDashy was Chris. According to Chris, socializing online makes people more [[autistic]], and people should socialize offline. The irony of posting this on an online social forum was apparently lost. Chris also became paranoid of being trolled even on these forums, leading him to accuse a tomboy looking for a tomgirl of being a troll. For a month, Chris didn't post at the forums.

After that month, [[Thorg]] discovered the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and made an article about it on the [[CWCki]]. Chris noticed this quickly, and alerted his fellow tomboys and tomgirls a day later. Naturally, this also entailed him admitting that he is Christian Weston Chandler. Chris complained about the trolls, and said that he is not a bad person, despite what the CWCki said. The other posters promised to help Chris defeat the trolls. The forums became defunct shortly afterwards.

==Evidence of legitimate transsexualism==
Unclear. Transsexuality is fundamentally a part of gender dysphoria, a neurological condition wherein the affected individual believes that their gender identity does not correspond with their biological sex. Chris has shown unclear symptoms; the [[Muscle bra|bras]] for instance can easily be chalked up to Chris's loathing of men and their chests. His hatred of all [[pickle]]s rather than just his own suggests issues about sexual insecurity rather than gender insecurity, and his total non-acceptance of LGBT people until now is another nail in the coffin - he is still terrified of being considered a homo, and still refuses to acknowledge gay men (as seen above in his "LBT" rant) or other MtF transsexuals. In [[May 2015]], Chris began [[Oestrogel_application_and_Vibrating_Bra,_How_To.|a largely ineffectual form of hormone treatment]], conceivably because he was assessed for proper hormone replacement therapy and deemed ineligible, possibly because of his [[Chris and health|health status]]. It also costs a great deal of [[money]] to get hormone therapy, and Chris's tugboat won't cover it on top of the expenses it already does.

However, gender dysphoria could also explain a lot of Chris's past behavior; an example being Chris's insecurity in failing to live up to cultural perceptions of masculinity. His tendency to exaggerate or overcompensate for his fragile masculinity could be caused by an internal realisation that his intellectual gender does not match his biological sex. Additionally, Chris is known for his pathological hatred of change - unless the change is beneficial or positive for him. To assume Chris "became" trans purely for the quest for [[china]] is fairly extreme, as suddenly identifying by another gender identity is generally a life-changing event for anybody, and Chris has shown that he is incapable of substantially changing himself even with the [[Kacey|promise of a relationship]] laid in front of him.

===Possibility of autogynephilia, autism, and narcissism===
One controversial theory about transsexualism divides trans women (male-to-female identified individuals) into two categories: "primary" transsexuals (also called homosexual transsexuals or androphilic transsexuals) and autogynephiles (Greek for "love of oneself as a woman"). It is possible that Chris is an autogynephile.

Primary transsexuals are feminine from a young age, have an easy time interacting in the world as a woman, have observable female psychological leanings, and are primarily attracted to men. These individuals have a hard time hiding their effeminacy, and tend to be well-adjusted, socially-adept individuals in every other respect. Female mannerisms are natural for them.

Autogynephiles, on the other hand, '''start out as heterosexual men''' (though some are bisexual). They tend to lack feminine qualities, and are instead motivated by a sexual and/or romantic attraction to the idea of oneself being female. This fetish tends to manifest as a "female gender identity," though without any actual femininity. Autogynephiles tend to have male-typical interests (Chris is interested in video games), and many have male-dominated disorders such as '''autism and narcissism.''' Autogynephilia often develops at a later age (often past 25), and when confronted, the people may say they have hid their gender identity. They tend to be poorly-adjusted and socially awkward. They go great lengths to mock female mannerisms, and fail miserably. Psychologists often notice that interacting with an autogynephile is like interacting with a man, and while most autogynephiles insist they are lesbians, the more obvious explanation is that they are just straight men.

Both primary transsexuals and autogynephiles have gender dysphoria and desire to transition genders, but they have it for different reasons. When a primary transsexual chooses clothes, she focuses on fashion and dresses for others. Autogynephiles, on the other hand, dress for themselves and have warped fashion senses. Autogynephiles may also spend more time focusing on sexualized articles of clothing such as leggings or panties, whereas primary transsexuals focus more on tops, pants, and skirts. Primary transsexuals get genital surgery to allow them to have penetrative sex with men in the female role, while autogynephiles go through the surgery simply to fulfill their internal sense of gender (read: fetishes). The "Un-clit" could be an example of Chris's autogynephilia manifesting as a desire to have a clitoris.

Many autogynephiles do have a hard time living in society as a man, but it's not because they would fit in better as a woman. It's simply the comorbid autism makes people unfit for either role. The combination of autogynephilia and autism may lead men like Chris-Chan to take it upon themselves to hop onto the trans bandwagon. Narcissism is another huge motivator. In our society, women get more attention, so some attention-seeking autogynephiles wish to be women to get that attention. Social media has made the problem even worse: women get more followers, likes, and positive comments than men. Chris's "transition" could be partially motivated by a desire to reverse his negative image.

In conclusion, it's possible that Chris's transsexuality is motivated by a romantic desire to be a woman, combined with autism and narcissism.

==Chris's Mixed Messages and Possible Reasons for the Tomgirl Turn==
[[File:Tomboygirl.jpg|thumb|Chris's dream]]

Although cross-dressing among gay men ("doing drag") is deliberately over-the-top and purely for comedic purposes, Chris in his homophobia would almost certainly consider it to be a form of sexual expression - and thus, wearing women's clothing would damn one as a [[homo]]. This created much confusion among [[white knights]] and [[trolls]] alike, as Chris has long preached against any sort of behavior that might "turn people homo", or cast any aspersions on his purported heterosexuality. There are a few theories as to why he turned Tomgirl, and how he justifies it to himself:

* Given that he constantly insists that he appeals to all sexualities of women now, it may be that he just wanted to broaden the demographic of women who would be attracted to him. This is most likely the case.
* As [[Clyde Cash]] pointed out, it could be a latent desire he's been in denial over for years and only now beginning to embrace.
* Some suggested that he received advice about "getting in touch with his feminine side" and Chris [[Autism|took it literally]]. This is what happened [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|according to Chris]], which means nothing since he lies to suit himself constantly.
* As evidenced by [[Women's rights|his past behavior towards women]] and his recent bragging about using the female restroom, he could be doing it as an excuse to peep on women using them. In a similar vein, he would also be avoiding using the male restroom, an all-[[pickle]] environment which probably causes a lot of [[stress]].
* It could be a bizarre, roundabout solution to the cognitive dissonance that no doubt comes with Chris's increasingly often demonstrated [[JERKS|hatred of his own sex]]. This as a solution would allow him to maintain his insane loathing of men, and not admit it is motivated [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|by]] [[Liquid Chris|jealousy]].
* Also, as shown by [[PlayingHouse| his very strange, childish, and lazy fantasy]] of what married life would be like for him, Chris obviously does not want to have to be the spouse who provides for the family. It's possible that Chris realized that it's usually the man who has a job, and the woman stays to look after the home,raise any possible children and cook. As such, Chris may have decided to say he was trans so he could have an excuse to not work ([[Autism|another one, that is]]). This wouldn't make much sense, since the breadwinning man would be absent, except that Chris [[Attraction Sign|absolutely expects the real woman in the relationship to work]] just as hard as the man would.
* This may be a last ditch effort to deny his [[Homos|homosexuality]]. In [[Mumble 1]] and [[Sonichu 9]], Chris explicitly states that he would rather go through a painful sex change than be gay. Given the [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|risks]] he's taking to transition, it's very possible that he'd rather die than come out of the closet.
[[File:Da homos.jpg|thumb|right|Chris choosing between being a tranny and being gay. Note his personal signature below that statement.]]

==Timeline==
* [[March 2011|30 March 2011]] - Chris changes his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl", foreshadowing the Tomgirl Pictures.
* [[April 2011|29 April 2011]] - Several pictures of Chris in his tomgirl attire are released. These pictures ended the speculation caused by Chris's most recent PSN quote, as well as marking the official start of the Tomgirl Saga.
* [[May 2011|14 May 2011]] - Chris removes the "I am Tomgirl" quote from his PSN account, immediately after PSN comes back online after a month of being inactive.
* 29 May 2011 - Chris discovers and joins the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum as Kookydashy. He makes three notable posts:
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Introductions!|Chris writes his introduction]] to his fellow tomboys and tomgirls.
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Chris describes how he came out]] as a tomgirl to his parents, as [[Bob]] called him a "fag", and [[Barb]] commented "I didn't raise a daughter".
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Girly Things Tee Hee|Chris recounts an experience]] where he got yelled at by a [[jerkop]] for going to the women's restroom.
* [[June 2011|9 June 2011]] - In another post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|Chris reveals that Barb]] tried to pay him to stop wearing panties, only to refuse. He then goes on and suggests that all men should be legally required to wear [[Muscle bra|bras]].
* 17 June 2011 - [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Friendship Issues|Chris talks about himself]] in a post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum. He mentions how he had more [[gal-pals]] then male friends, and that [[dating education]] should be a mandatory class.
* 22 June 2011 - [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Reputation|Chris makes his final post]] on the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum before being discovered by the [[CWCki]], where he all but says he is Christian Weston Chandler, mentioning both his [[trolls]] and [[Sonichu]].
* [[July 2011|20 July 2011]] - [[Thorg]] discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the CWCki.
* 21 July 2011 - Chris responds to the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia's discovery in a post, where he officially declares that he is Christian Weston Chandler. He complains about his trolls, and reassures his fellow posters that he is not a bad person. After talking about this with other posters for a few days, he stops posting on the forums, and later the forums are deleted.
* [[August 2011|6 August 2011]] - The next part of the Tomgirl Saga begins, when Chris returns to [[Youtube]]. He makes three videos, calling out various trolls and threatening to reveal their dox if they do not comply to his demands.
** [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Chris calls out]] [[Surfshack Tito]], and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris.
** [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Chris calls out]] [[Thorg]], and demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris.
** [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Chris tells Thorg and Tito]] that they must respond to the [[Calling Out]] videos by August 31.
* 9 August 2011 - Two videos by Chris were released, and Tito releases a video responding to Chris.
** [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Chris calls out]] [[Alec Benson Leary]], simply demanding that he apologizes to Chris.
** [[It's not that cold|Chris goes outside,]] pretends to dig up [[Patti]], and wears her as a coat, in a parody of The Silence of the Lambs.
** [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|Tito responds to Chris,]] who is desperate in making sure Chris does not release his dox, and complies to Chris's demands.
* 10 August 2011 - Chris makes two more videos:
** [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Chris accepts Tito's attempts]] to meet Chris's demands, and re-calls out Thorg for not meeting Chris's demands.
** [[Correction of EX relationship status|Chris mentions that he never dated the]] [[Wallflower]], and that she was simply a female friend. Chris also mentions he has a new [[sweetheart]].
* 12 August 2011 - [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|Chris unmasks Thorg,]] and reveals that he is Jeremy Slonwhite of Canada.
* 16 August 2011 - Chris makes another two videos, one regarding the Calling Out videos:
** [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya|Chris calls out]] [[Jack Thaddeus]], and demands that he apologizes to Chris.
** [[Kaka Makeup Basics|Chris makes a makeup tutorial video]], reinforcing his tomgirl status.
* 20 August 2011 - [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Chris uploads a video where he sings about wristwatches]] dedicated to Thorg, which intimidates Thorg and causes him to leave the Internet.
* 23 August 2011 - Chris uploads another three videos:
** [[Re-Calling Ahuvia|Chris re-calls out Jack Thaddeus]], and reveals that he is a communist.
** [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|Chris calls out]] [[BlueSpike]], and demands that he 1) stop people from prank calling Chris and yelling "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris.
** [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.|Chris shows off his hand-me-down laptop]] given to him by a fan, and mentions that he upgraded it.
* 28 August 2011 - A [[CWCki]] user by the name of Dinglebear, under the alias "CWCvilleProductions", uploads a video featuring Chris. In it, [[Victory Rockout|Chris rocks out]] to a ''Skyrim'' remix while celebrating his victory over Thorg.
* 29 August 2011 - [[Response to ADF|Chris responds to Jack Thaddeus]] who revealed he was ADF. Chris reinforces his [[homophobia]] while stating he also likes lesbians.
* 30 August 2011 - [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris unmasks Alec Benson Leary]] a day before the deadline, who has not responded to Chris's Calling Out videos. Chris reveals that he is Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man on Youtube.
* 31 August 2011 - The deadline for Surfshack Tito, Thorg, and Alec Benson Leary to apologize to Chris.
* [[September 2011|6 September 2011]] - [[Bob]] dies of heart failure. Unfortunately, Chris's mourning put an abrupt end to the Calling Out videos.
* 15 September 2011 - The deadline for BlueSpike to apologize to Chris. However, Chris did not unmask BlueSpike as he was still in mourning.
* 14 August 2014 - Chris reveals on [[Facebook]] that he is not just a Tomgirl, but also a "Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body" and a "Tranny Cross-Dresser".
* 12 May 2015 - Facebook posts reveal that Chris is now perusing hormone replacement in order to become more physically feminine.
* 21 May 2015 - Chris turns his fursona, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], into a Lesbian Transwoman.
* 1 [[November 2015]] - Chris abruptly resumes his [[Love Quest]] with [[HelloLadyFans]], asking for women of all orientations to come to him.
* 5 [[January 2016]] - Chris uploads a video hosting a lesbian sleepover for a [[Sex|Night of fun]].

== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg|Tomgirl or He-Man?
File:Whatcouldbe.jpg
File:ChantomimeDame.png|[[TRUE and HONEST]] picture from Chris's brief stint in British theatre
File:Chris's_True_Lego_Form.png|A true and honest minifigure.
File:ChrisBill.jpg|There are probably more, but here are the major ones.
File:Frickinlove1.jpg|Chris's ultimate dream - meeting a tomboy just like him.
</gallery>}}
</center>

==See also==
*[[Hair]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

==References==
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[[Image:453-ValentineHymnCollage.JPG|thumb|right|Behold the V-Day Collage of Fail!]]

'''Valentines Day Hymn''' is one of [[Chris]]'s earliest poems. He wrote it on Valentine's Day [[2000]] for "[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]". It's quite obvious he didn't pay much attention in [[English]] or [[music]] class, or he'd probably have known that a [[Wikipedia:Hymn|hymn]] is a song of praise or adoration, usually addressed to a [[Chris and religion|deity]] or [[Megan|prominent person]]; not a poem telling a boring story.

==Text==

==='''Valentines Day Hymn'''===
<poem>
On the day of love and romance,
Hearts and cupids fly around.
The arrow of cupid hits a man,
And that man falls head over heels for a pretty gal.
Cards and candy go hand-to-hand,
Expressing the thoughts of love put in the poem.
Kisses are shared and fireworks are blown,
The only way that could happen is if they kissed on the 4th of July.
On a [[Dating|date]], the man could not pay the bill,
So his date slammed her door in his face.
Red and Pink are the hearty colors,
Because that's how the hearts were originally drawn.
The man's coat over a puddle,
The maiden walks,
Then the man trips and pays the laundry bill.
Under the moonlight,
The couples of the world kiss,
But unfortunately for few,
They are [[Bob Walks In|interrupted by their parents]].
Night is right for love,
Except for the werewolf...
Whoops!
[[Random-access humor|Wrong holiday]].
Happy Valentines Day to all lovers!
The cupids did a pretty good job,
Didn't they?
</poem>

==Analysis==

Chris tried his hand at free-verse with this poem. While some may see this as a bold, modern approach to poem writing, it is more likely that Chris was just too lazy to adhere to any sort of rhyming pattern or meter, instead writing down whatever the hell came out of his head without having to deal with the [[Stress|stress]] of a rigid pattern.

The poem seems to be about a [[Chris|clumsy, broke man]] and his lousy date (note the implication that the girl is [[Women's Rights|shallow and only cares about money]]), but Chris deems it necessary to break up this story with some barely relevant thoughts on love and Valentines Day, making the poem even harder to read than it needs to be. The poem also does a great job in showing Chris's ignorance. He seems to believe that fireworks are only used on Valentines Day and the Fourth of July, he has no idea what the term "hearty" means, and that he thinks a woman would do her laundry on a date with a man. Chris wraps up this steaming pile of failure with a sprinkle of [[Random Access Humor|random access humor]] to ruin any sort of beauty that he lazily tries to create.

Perhaps the most remarkable thing about this poem is its nonchalant and cheerful attitude toward dating and romance. After his [[love quest]] began in 2003, Chris was known to complain about the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] and called the rest of the human males [[JERKS]]. He would often bemoan his sad and lonely state. At the time this song was written though, Chris was apparently not too hurried to find a sweetheart, and was more than willing to celebrate the love of others.

==Spanish version==
Chris wrote an alternate version for the Spanish version of the PokeSite, later put up on the [[CWCipedia]].<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWC_Speaks</ref>

With very minor exceptions (such as the last line, which literally translates to "Yes?" as opposed to "Didn't they?"), Chris opts for the literal school of translation, opting to translate word for word without regard to the original rhythm of the poem. Some English professors might argue that this is a sort of fail.

===Chris's translation===
<poem>
En el díy de amor y romance,
Corazónes y cupids volan alrededor.
La flecha de cupid choca un hombre,
Y esto hombre está enamorado por la señora bonita.
Tarjetas de amor y cande son juntos bien,
Expresan los pensamientos de amor en la poema.
Los Besos son partes y los fuegos artificales explotan,
Puede ocurrir solomente si ellos besan en el 4 de Julio.
En una cita, el hombre no puede pagar la cuenta,
Tan su novia cerra su puerta en su cara.
Rojo y Rosado son los colores del día de St. Valentin,
Porqué son los colores originales de los corazónes.
El abrigo del hombre cubre un charco,
La doncella camina,
Que el hombre baja y paga la cuenta para la ropa lavada.
En el luz de la luna, Las parejas del mundo besan,
Pero para menos, Tienen in interrupción desde sus padres.
La noche es bueno para amor,
Excepto el werewolf...
¡Hoy!
Falsa fiesta.
Feliz día de St. Valentin para todos están enamoros!
Los cupids hacen un trabajo bueno,
Sí?
</poem>

===Correct translation===

<poem>
En el día del amor y del romance,
Vuelan corazones y cupidos.
La flecha de Cupido le da a un hombre,
Y éste se enamora perdidamente de una chica bonita.
Se pasan de mano a mano cartas y dulces
Que expresan los sentimientos de amor en el poema.
Se comparten besos y estallan fuegos artificiales;
Esto sólo pasaría si se besaran el cuatro de julio.
Durante una cita, el hombre no pudo pagar la cuenta,
Por lo que la muchacha le cerró la puerta en la cara.
El rojo y el rosa son los colores del corazón
Porque así se dibujaron en un principio.
El abrigo del hombre sobre un charco,
Camina la doncella;
Luego, el hombre se tropieza y le paga al lavandero.
Bajo la luz de la luna
Se besan las parejas del mundo,
Pero, mal que le pese a algunos,
Les interrumpen sus padres.
La noche es adecuada para el amor,
Menos para el hombre lobo...
¡Uy!
Fiesta equivocada.
¡Feliz día de San Valentín a todos los enamorados!
Qué buen trabajo hicieron los cupidos,
¿No es cierto?
</poem>

==Chris's Spanish version literally translated back to English==

<poem>
In day of Romance love and,
Hearts and cupids high around.
The arrow of Cupid hits a man,
and this man is enamored by the pretty lady.
Cards of together love and good locks are,
Express the thoughts of love in the poem.
The Kisses are parts and the artificial fires explode,
Can happen single if they kiss on the 4th of July.
In an appointment, the man cannot pay the account,
So his fiancèe slamming his door in his face.
Red and Pink they are the colors of the day of St. Valentin,
Because they are the original colors of the hearts.
The shelter of the man covers a pool,
doncella walks,
That the low man and pays the account for the washed clothes.
On the light of the moon, the pairs of the world kiss,
But for less, They have in interruption from its parents.
The night is good for love,
Except werewolf…
Today!
False celebration.
Happy day of St. Valentin for all is enamoros!
Cupids makes a work good,
Yes?
</poem>

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Dramatic Reading
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1rN7PtUMMYg}}
| stardate = 28 [[May 2010]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/manwithoutabody manwithoutabody]
| subject = | type = | info = The second poem read, along with [[Hard Love Quest]] and [[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]].
}}

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Writings}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category:Poetry]]

ShecameforCWC.JPG

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DonatienVonRetz: /* Today */

{{Honest}}
{{quote|And by the way, that is not [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] whose eyes are censored; that is [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]!|[[Chris]]'s [[CWC's Second Message|second message]]}}

[[File:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|"Your sister has cum for me"]]

'''ShecameforCWC.JPG''' is a [[Rule 34]] picture that Chris drew as part of a campaign to fight [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by "replacing negativity with positivity."<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref> Arguably the most scandalous of all of [[Chris and art|Chris's artistic canon]], this single image managed to invoke much drama. It put an end to the closest relationship Chris ever had with a non-family member - his friendship with [[Megan Schroeder]] - and the consequences of uploading it online have continued to face him for years afterwards.

At first, people believed the picture to be of his imaginary twin sister Crystal. In order to defend his fictional sister's honor, Chris edited the article to confirm that it was in fact Megan.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on the 18th March, 2008.]]</ref> He also angrily decried these scurrilous rumors in the Madman Rising video, shouting that it was Megan. While this is less disturbing than Chris wanting to have an incestuous relation with his own fictitious twin sister, it is notably creepy that it is of his only friend, with whom he had no romantic or sexual relationship (no matter how much he tried, anyway).

==Background==
When Chris first discovered the ED page, he was disturbed by the number of [[pickle]]s on the site. Using his powers of [[autistic]] logic, Chris decided that the best response would be to replace these images with images of things that Chris likes, hence "replacing negativity with positivity."

On 11 November [[2007]], Chris uploaded several new, original images to ED, including ShecameforCWC.JPG. All were varying degrees of horrifying, but ShecameforCWC.JPG proved to be the most appalling, leaving [[trolls]] in total shock.

==Analysis==
[[File:ShecameforCWCanatomy.JPG|thumb|Anatomical analysis]]

The drawing fails in so many ways that it manages to capture the true essence of fail that is Chris:

*Chris demonstrates the artistic skills of an 8-year-old; depth perception and proportion are nonexistent. Megan looks as flat as the paper she was drawn on.
*He also shows a complete unfamiliarity with the female anatomy. The [[China|vagina]] is not one long hole and you could never do that sort of thing with a real vagina, looking like that.
*Megan's body lacks any curves whatsoever. Chris should probably start paying better attention to women in porn, as then he would know that girls' hips become more pronounced, thus making it appear as if their waists nip in, instead of being straight up and down [[Pedofork|like a little boy]].
*He also shows unfamiliarity with human anatomy in general. Megan's legs seem to start right at the groin while her hips are directly behind them. Her right hand seems to be permanently stuck doing the [[Wikipedia:Vulcan salute|Vulcan salute]] from ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]''. Also, it looks like neither Chris nor Megan have elbows, joints or even bones for that matter. What is supposed to be her foot looks like a deformed flipper. The lack of any elbows on Chris's arms provides credence to the following piece of analysis:
**Chris is somehow reaching over his left shoulder with his right hand despite the fact that his elbow remains near his side, creating an effect straight out of [[Wikipedia:M. C. Escher|M. C. Escher]]'s darkest nightmares. Due to the perspective of Chris's forearm, his forearm is either very floppy and bent backwards towards Megan, or Chris's hand is actually nowhere near his partner's parts.
**Chris's right forearm is also horribly elongated in comparison to his left - If this version of Chris were to be viewed from the front, his right arm would probably drag along the ground.
*Megan's right nipple looks at first to be a sixth finger, suggesting that Chris messed up (more than usual) while drawing the hand and decided to turn it into a nipple.
*The vagina in question appears to be either glowing or shooting out a powerful gust of wind. Chris probably meant to convey that Megan was "wet" and/or "[[Masturbating and squirtin'|squirtin']]," but due to his own stupidity he drew her "[[Wikipedia:Female ejaculate|cum]]" around and outside the vagina instead of coming from inside it, leading to the "Glowing Ethereal Cunt of the Ages" effect shown in the picture. Also, vaginal fluid is not blue.
*Megan's pubic hair, which was probably supposed to be a [[Wikipedia:Landing strip (pubic hair)|landing strip]], in this drawing bears a slight resemblance to [[Wikipedia:Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]'s mustache (coincidentally, Megan had a fetish for German soldiers). It is also quite far up on her body, and looks like some kind of messed-up [[Wikipedia:Abdominal hair|happy trail]] instead of pubic hair.
*Chris pays close attention to the parts that interest him, namely genitalia and breasts, yet had to squeeze in a tiny head, most likely because he started with the former and realized "Oh, she needs a face." He also shows clear attention to his [[Medallion of Fail]], his [[heterochromia]], etc.
*Note the retarded pun, a reinforcement of Chris's narcissism, that when a woman orgasms, it's for his sake and not her own pleasure (as he titled it "''She''came''For''CWC", emphasis added). Plus, a smug look on his face as he gives a thumbs up while fingering her seals the deal.
*He's wearing his [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] medallion while fingering a woman. He stated that ideally, he'd like to be wearing his medallion for his first time.<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#My first time|Chris Sex Logs]]</ref>
*Chris's head is deformed and oval-shaped, and his eyes appear to be set very far up his skull, being where most people's hairlines or eyebrows should be. This can be ascertained with the fact that Chris appears to have drawn himself hastily - Even in some of Chris's earlier artworks, he depicted himself with something resembling an actual jawline, but not here.
*There is the fact that the girl in the drawing is his best and only friend, Megan, and he sees nothing wrong with it other than the fact that it's on the Internet where she can see it.

==Motivation==
Chris apparently thought that uploading pictures of him fingering chinas would counter-act the [[homos]]exuality prevalent on the ED page.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref> He posted pornographic drawings of several shippings from the comics, which happened to include him and Megan. He and Megan had some sort of self-fulfillment relationship in the comics, so we can assume Chris was imagining this from the very beginning.

==Drama==
===With ED===
When Chris first uploaded the image to ED, he captioned it "Your sister has cum for me." Exactly what he meant here is disputed, but it had the unintended effect of leading ED's users to widely conclude that the picture represented ''Chris's'' sister, the fictional character Crystal. (Given the nature of Chris’s artwork, any two females with long brown hair are easily mistaken for each other.)

Over the next few months, the image was removed and replaced a few times over the course of Chris's simmering edit war against ED. It didn’t become a serious hot potato until [[March 2008]], however, when Megan discovered the picture and learned that it was meant to be a picture of her. (Chris, not realizing that it would probably be better to cut his losses and let the trolls believe that he wanted to screw his imaginary sister, spilled the beans himself.) In between bombarding Megan with apologies via e-mail, he went on a desperate campaign to remove the image from his ED page.

Chris spent most of a week trying to remove the image, trying to delete references to Megan from the article, trying to erase random bits of the article in order to camouflage his real intentions, and otherwise failing to realize that once something goes up on a wiki, you can’t make it come back down. Amazingly, he even tried to replace the image with a [[:File:TomTomCloseup.jpg|cropped version]] which just involved the vagina, as though Megan were only angry about her and Chris's facial features being depicted and would be satisfied if the image just showed his hand disappearing up her radiant quim. ED admins quickly reverted his edits and eventually protected the page once it was obvious that Chris was up to something.

On 18 March, Chris admitted defeat in his own disturbing way, and edited the image’s caption — as well as several other captions around the article — to make it clear that the woman depicted is Megan, not Crystal. Over the next few days, he made a number of other [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|self-deprecating and self-pitying changes and additions]] to the page series of images, before giving up on editing ED for six months.

===With Megan===
By 12 March 2008, Megan had discovered the full extent of what Chris had written and drawn about her around the Internet, and particularly the fact that she'd starred in his cartoon fantasy porn. While failing to get the image off the ED page over the next several days, Chris sent her a series of messages trying to put out the fire.

Some of his attempts to "explain" the image to Megan are downright bizarre. It's hard to do justice to the [[Megan_Emails, 2008#Chris_apologizes_for_something.2C_what_could_it_be.3F|original e-mails]]. At one point, he seemed to think Megan was offended because she didn't understand the act on display, and went off on a frighteningly awkward explanation of what a handjob is. In another e-mail, Chris confirmed the suspicion of many trolls — that he had entertained thoughts of sexually assaulting Megan.

{{quote|If I didn't have the foresight to put my pent-up frustrations and feelings in the form of something, I might have become an abusive maniac...|Chris, [[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris_continues_bothering_her_about_ED|e-mail to Megan, 18 March 2008]]}}

Generally, Chris's "apologies" are a classic display of his insensitivity and narcissism in action. He shows little remorse for creating and publishing the image while offering plenty of woe-is-me whining about the ED bullies. In a message from 18 March, he actually had the gall to tell Megan that no matter how bad she might be feeling, he himself has definitely got it worse.

After sending several messages and receiving little in the way of response from Megan, Chris appeared to have given up on winning back her trust, which coincided with the slackening of his campaign to remove the image from ED and the increasingly self-hating tone of his edits there. On 23 March, Megan finally sent him two brief replies to the effect of "leave me alone." Those mark the end of the active drama over the image. Chris stopped editing ED around the same time.

As a coda to the fiasco, Chris tried once more to repair his relationship with Megan about a month later, sending a message with a mix of everyday news and creepy stalkerish longing. Given some time to consider the implications of his earlier messages, especially the parts where he brought up the prospect of raping her, Megan slammed the door shut, saying "I'm afraid I can't trust you anymore." This remains their last known communication.

It is debatable how dramatic was the effect of ShecameforCWC on Chris's relationship with Megan. While it is beyond dispute that Megan severed all contact with Chris due to said image, it might be that she was already trying to avoid his presence prior to discovering he had drawn cartoon porn of her.

[[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]]'s account of Chris's time at the [[The GAMe PLACe]] indicates that Megan was avoiding Chris before finding out about ShecameforCWC. According to Mimms "Megan would usually stand/hide behind me and Lucas to avoid [Chris], '''especially after the drawings of her got leaked''' [emphasis added]."<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post]]</ref> It's not exactly clear if by "leaked" Mimms refers to the drawing being uploaded online, the drawing being found by Megan or something else. Regardless, in the rest of their discussion of Megan Mimms and Lucas make no mentions of ShecameforCWC and seem to exclusively attribute Megan's withdrawal from Chris to his unwanted romantic advances.<ref>[[The GAMe PLACe#Chris and Megan]]</ref>

==Today==
[[File:Crumple-lope.jpg|right|thumb|The envelope.]]

{{quote|It was Wishful Thinking.|Chris, describing his motive for drawing ShecameforCWC, [[Rejected Mailbag]]}}

Chris's remorse turned out, not surprisingly, to be fake as he went and reuploaded the picture for his sleazy [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], citing the fact he needed "sexy images".<ref>[[Mumble 9.5|Mumble Chat 9.5]]</ref> The pain he caused a female friend means nothing compared to his lust for e-fame. The original drawing itself is said to be ripped up and stored in the [[Crumple-Lope]].<ref>[[Mumble 3|Mumble Chat 3]]</ref> Although Chris's scrapbook survived the [[Destruction of Chris's House]], it is currently unknown as to whether the Crumple-Lope survived as well.

Years later, the consequences of creating the drawing are still being felt by Chris. In an e-mail sent to someone around October 2013 by a former high school [[gal-pal]] of Chris's, she revealed that she was so sickened and disgusted by the imagery (in particular, Chris's "thumbs up" gesture) that she had no desire to ever speak to Chris again, and noted that she was not the only one of Chris's former high school classmates who felt that way.<ref>[[October_2013_Facebook_Posts#Reality_Comes_Knocking|October 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

On 4 November 2013, Chris put out a statement saying he regretted drawing ShecameforCWC.jpg, stating that he destroyed the original drawing and "do[es] not possess any image files of the thing". He also stated he forgave Megan, Snyder and Walsh.<ref>[[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#That_Dang_Drawing|November 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

{{clear}}

==See also==
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] - Chris graduates from a handjob to an all-out rockstar orgy. His drawing style hasn't improved.

==Sources==
<references />

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|list5 = [[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays]] • [[Miyamoto Saga]] • [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] • [[Clyde E-mails]]

|group6 = [[PS3]] Saga
|list6 = [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|Jack Thaddeus]] ([[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|1]] • [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2|2]] • [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3|3]]) • [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]] • [[Katie Bay]] ([[Katie Bay e-mails 1|1]] • [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|2]] • [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|3]] • [[Katie Bay E-mails 4|4]] • [[Katie Bay E-mails 5|5]] • [[Katie Bay E-mails 6|6]]) • [[Regina e-mails]] • [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]

|group7 =[[CWCipedia]] [[Mailbag]]
|list7 =[[Mailbag 1|1]] • [[Mailbag 2|2]] • [[Mailbag 3|3]] • [[Mailbag 4|4]] • [[Mailbag 5|5]] • [[Mailbag 6|6]] • [[Mailbag 7|7]] • [[Mailbag 8|8]] • [[Mailbag 9|9]] • [[Mailbag 10|10]] • [[Mailbag 11|11]] • [[Mailbag 12|12]] • [[Mailbag 13|13]] • [[Mailbag 14|14]] • [[Mailbag 15|15]] • [[Mailbag 16|16]] • [[Mailbag 17|17]] • [[Mailbag 18|18]] • [[Mailbag 19|19]] • [[Mailbag 20|20]] • [[Mailbag 21|21]] • [[Mailbag 22|22]] • [[Mailbag 23|23]] • [[Mailbag 24|24]] • [[Mailbag 25|25]] • [[Mailbag 26|26]] • [[Mailbag 27|27]] • [[Mailbag 28|28]] • [[Mailbag 29|29]] • [[Mailbag 30|30]] • [[Mailbag 31|31]] • [[Mailbag 32|32]] • [[Mailbag 33|33]] • [[Mailbag 34|34]] • [[Mailbag 35|35]] • [[Mailbag 36|36]] • [[Mailbag 37|37]] • [[Mailbag 38|38]] • [[Mailbag 39|39]] • [[Mailbag 40|40]] • [[Mailbag 41|41]] • [[Mailbag 42|42]] • [[Mailbag 43|43]] • [[Mailbag 44|44]] • [[Mailbag 45|45]] • [[Mailbag 46|46]] • [[Mailbag 47|47]] • [[Mailbag 48|48]] • [[Mailbag 49|49]] • [[Mailbag 50|50]] • [[Mailbag 51|51]] • [[Mailbag 52|52]] • [[Mailbag 53|53]] • [[Mailbag 54|54]] • [[Mailbag 55|55]] • [[Mailbag 56|56]] • [[Mailbag 57|57]]• [[Mailbag 58|58]] • [[Mailbag 59|59]] • [[Mailbag 60|60]] • [[Mailbag 61|61]] • [[Mailbag 62|62]] • [[Common Questions]]

|group8 = [[The Wallflower]]
|list8 = [[Wallflower E-mails|1]] • [[Wallflower E-mails 2|2]] • [[Wallflower E-mails 3|3]] • [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]

|group9 = [[Jackie Romy]]
|list9 = [[Jackie E-mails|1]] • [[Jackie E-mails 2|2]] • [[Jackie E-mails 3|3]] • [[Jackie E-mails 4|4]] • [[Jackie E-mails 5|5]] • [[Jackie E-mails 6|6]] • [[Jackie E-mails 7|7]] • [[Jackie E-mails 8|8]] • [[Jackie E-mails 9|9]] • [[Jackie E-mails 10|10]] • [[Jackie E-mails 11|11]] • [[Jackie E-mails 12|12]] • [[Jackie E-mails 13|13]] • [[Jackie E-mails 14|14]] • [[Jackie E-mails 15|15]] • [[Jackie E-mails 16|16]] • [[Jackie E-mails 17|17]] • [[Jackie E-mails 18|18]] • [[Jackie E-mails 19|19]] • [[Jackie E-mails 20|20]] • [[Jackie E-mails 21|21]] • [[Jackie E-mails 22|22]] • [[Jackie E-mails 23|23]] • [[Jackie E-mails 24|24]] • [[Jackie E-mails 25|25]] • [[Jackie E-mails 26|26]] • [[Jackie E-mails 27|27]] • [[Jackie E-mails 28|28]] • [[Jackie E-mails 29|29]] • [[Jackie E-mails 30|30]] • [[Jackie E-mails 31|31]]

|group10 = [[Catherine]]
|list10 = [[Catherine E-mails]] • [[Open Relationship E-mails]] • [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]

|group11 = [[Emily]]
|list11 = [[Gal Pal E-mails|1]] • [[Gal Pal E-mails 2|2]] • [[Gal Pal E-mails 3|3]] • [[Gal Pal E-mails 4|4]]

|group12 = Other
|list12 = [[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole Smithey]] • [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Autism Awareness]] • [[Muscle bra#The bra e-mail|Muscle bra]] • [[Masturbating and squirtin'|Evan E-mails]] • [[Sydney Contacts]] • [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah Chandler Messages]] • [[White knight E-mails]] • [[Gal Pal E-mails]] • [[MHS classmate E-mails]] • [[Misc E-mails]]
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2017-06-02T21:38:37Z

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|name=Emails

|group1 = Misc. early emails
|list1 = [[Chris emails 2004-2006|2004‒06]] • [[Chris emails 2007|2007]] • [[Chris emails 2008|2008]]

|group2 = [[Megan Schroeder]]
|list2 = [[Megan emails, 2005-2006|2005‒06]] • [[Megan emails, Jan-July 2007|Jan‒July 2007]] • [[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007|Aug‒Dec 2007]] • [[Megan Emails, 2008|2008]]

|group3 = [[Vivian Gee]]
|list3 = [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|2007‒08]] • [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|2009]] • [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010|2010]]

|group4 = [[Blanca Weiss]]
|list4 = [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|Aug]] • [[Blanca Emails, September 2008|Sept]] • [[Blanca Emails, October 2008|Oct 2008]] • [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|Letter]]

|group5 = [[Clyde Cash]]
|list5 = [[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays]] • [[Miyamoto Saga]] • [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] • [[Clyde E-mails]]

|group6 = [[PS3]] Saga
|list6 = [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|Jack Thaddeus]] ([[Jack Thaddeus E-mails|1]] • [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 2|2]] • [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails Part 3|3]]) • [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]] • [[Katie Bay]] ([[Katie Bay e-mails 1|1]] • [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|2]] • [[Katie Bay E-mails 3|3]] • [[Katie Bay E-mails 4|4]] • [[Katie Bay E-mails 5|5]] • [[Katie Bay E-mails 6|6]]) • [[Regina e-mails]] • [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]]

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|list7 =[[Mailbag 1|1]] • [[Mailbag 2|2]] • [[Mailbag 3|3]] • [[Mailbag 4|4]] • [[Mailbag 5|5]] • [[Mailbag 6|6]] • [[Mailbag 7|7]] • [[Mailbag 8|8]] • [[Mailbag 9|9]] • [[Mailbag 10|10]] • [[Mailbag 11|11]] • [[Mailbag 12|12]] • [[Mailbag 13|13]] • [[Mailbag 14|14]] • [[Mailbag 15|15]] • [[Mailbag 16|16]] • [[Mailbag 17|17]] • [[Mailbag 18|18]] • [[Mailbag 19|19]] • [[Mailbag 20|20]] • [[Mailbag 21|21]] • [[Mailbag 22|22]] • [[Mailbag 23|23]] • [[Mailbag 24|24]] • [[Mailbag 25|25]] • [[Mailbag 26|26]] • [[Mailbag 27|27]] • [[Mailbag 28|28]] • [[Mailbag 29|29]] • [[Mailbag 30|30]] • [[Mailbag 31|31]] • [[Mailbag 32|32]] • [[Mailbag 33|33]] • [[Mailbag 34|34]] • [[Mailbag 35|35]] • [[Mailbag 36|36]] • [[Mailbag 37|37]] • [[Mailbag 38|38]] • [[Mailbag 39|39]] • [[Mailbag 40|40]] • [[Mailbag 41|41]] • [[Mailbag 42|42]] • [[Mailbag 43|43]] • [[Mailbag 44|44]] • [[Mailbag 45|45]] • [[Mailbag 46|46]] • [[Mailbag 47|47]] • [[Mailbag 48|48]] • [[Mailbag 49|49]] • [[Mailbag 50|50]] • [[Mailbag 51|51]] • [[Mailbag 52|52]] • [[Mailbag 53|53]] • [[Mailbag 54|54]] • [[Mailbag 55|55]] • [[Mailbag 56|56]] • [[Mailbag 57|57]]• [[Mailbag 58|58]] • [[Mailbag 59|59]] • [[Mailbag 60|60]] • [[Mailbag 61|61]] • [[Mailbag 62|62]] • [[Common Questions]]

|group8 = [[The Wallflower]]
|list8 = [[Wallflower E-mails|1]] • [[Wallflower E-mails 2|2]] • [[Wallflower E-mails 3|3]] • [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]

|group9 = [[Jackie Romy]]
|list9 = [[Jackie E-mails|1]] • [[Jackie E-mails 2|2]] • [[Jackie E-mails 3|3]] • [[Jackie E-mails 4|4]] • [[Jackie E-mails 5|5]] • [[Jackie E-mails 6|6]] • [[Jackie E-mails 7|7]] • [[Jackie E-mails 8|8]] • [[Jackie E-mails 9|9]] • [[Jackie E-mails 10|10]] • [[Jackie E-mails 11|11]] • [[Jackie E-mails 12|12]] • [[Jackie E-mails 13|13]] • [[Jackie E-mails 14|14]] • [[Jackie E-mails 15|15]] • [[Jackie E-mails 16|16]] • [[Jackie E-mails 17|17]] • [[Jackie E-mails 18|18]] • [[Jackie E-mails 19|19]] • [[Jackie E-mails 20|20]] • [[Jackie E-mails 21|21]] • [[Jackie E-mails 22|22]] • [[Jackie E-mails 23|23]] • [[Jackie E-mails 24|24]] • [[Jackie E-mails 25|25]] • [[Jackie E-mails 26|26]] • [[Jackie E-mails 27|27]] • [[Jackie E-mails 28|28]] • [[Jackie E-mails 29|29]] • [[Jackie E-mails 30|30]] • [[Jackie E-mails 31|31]]

|group10 = [[Catherine]]
|list10 = [[Catherine E-mails]] • [[Open Relationship E-mails]] • [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]

|group11 = [[Emily]]
|list11 = [[Gal Pal E-mails|1]] • [[Gal Pal E-mails 2|2]] • [[Gal Pal E-mails 3|3]] • [[Gal Pal E-mails 4|4]]

|group12 = Other
|list12 = [[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole Smithey]] • [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Autism Awareness]] • [[Muscle bra#The bra e-mail|Muscle bra]] • [[Masturbating and squirtin'|Evan E-mails]] • [[Sydney Contacts]] • [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah Chandler Messages]] • [[White knight E-mails]] • [[Gal Pal E-mails]] • [[MHS classmate E-mails]] • [[Misc E-mails]]
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Mary Lee Walsh

2017-06-02T21:36:18Z

DonatienVonRetz: /* Emails with Mary */

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{{quote|You're not gonna get a [[Girlfriend]], this way or any way.|Mary, as quoted by Chris.<ref>[[Chris emails 2007]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|Enough OLD [[Chris and anger|angst]] against the grey-haired witch-devil, THAT I'VE PUT LONG BEHIND ME...|Chris, lying, in November 2007.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Sonichu07-P38.jpg|thumb|Mary Lee Walsh, as she appears in the [[comic]]. Chris draws her tits almost as big as his fans do.]]

'''Mary Lee Walsh''' is a proto-[[troll]] who maligned [[Chris]]'s [[Love Quest]] in its early years by ripping up his [[Attraction Sign|Attraction Signs]] and eventually suspending him from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for a whole year. She is one of the most important people in Chris's life, as she is one of the few people who refused to allow Chris to use his [[autism]] as an excuse for anything he wanted, and tried to make him act like a normal human being. This, of course, meant war.

The resulting conflict between Chris and Mary Lee affected Chris so profoundly that she became the sole focus of many early ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' [[Sub-Episodes]]. Even to this day, she is still arguably the supreme villain in the ''Sonichu'' series, a status that even [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] could never match. As such, she is revered and cherished among trolls for her actions, both in real life, and in ''Sonichu'' [[fan]] fiction. All hail the Dean!

By early [[2009]], many years after the college suspension episode, Chris had begun to express a desire for reconciliation with Walsh. He began with the [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retcon]] of the fictional Mary's name to the slightly less defamatory '''Slaweel Ryam''', implying (and later stating outright) that the character was not related to the real Mary. For several months Chris made conciliatory gestures, including sending a drawing to her house, but her only response was a legal summons. Since then, Chris has accepted that Walsh will never be able to [[Chris_and_remorse#Common_traits_of_a_CWC_apology|truly earn his forgiveness.]]

Chris' continued feud with Mary Lee Walsh is illustrative of his propensity to hold severe grudges over seemingly minor incidents. In late [[2013]], '''ten years''' after the August 2003 incident, Chris blamed Mary Lee Walsh in part for his continued decline in a series of [[Facebook]] ramblings, and referred to a [[Wal-Mart]] [[manajerk]] who banned him from the store as a "Mary Lee Walshing Witch Bitch."

==Mary Lee Walsh in real life==
[[Image:MaryLeeWalshIRLnewsScreenCapture.JPG|thumb|left|Walsh during a TV interview.]]
[[Image:MaryLeeWalsh-IRL.JPG|thumb|right|Contrary to how she is rendered in various media, Mary Lee Walsh is not very attractive in person.]]
Walsh is the Dean of Student Affairs at PVCC and a member of the [[Virginia]] Sexual and Domestic Violence Action Alliance<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20101015023113/http://www.vadv.org/secGetHelp/Directory%20of%20Services/campusprgms_p-z.html] (archived on 15 October 2010)</ref>. She has also written a book<ref>http://product.half.ebay.com/The-Freshman-Experience-Creating-College-Success-Piedmont-Virginia-Community-College-by-Mary-L-Walsh-and-Mary-Lee-Walsh-2001-Paperback/2491824&tg=info</ref> about coping with college life, which perhaps unsurprisingly does not advocate attacking one's superiors with magical curses. Chris had first been scolded by her for passing around photocopies of his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter, but delivered the most crushing blow when Chris was loitering with his usual [[Attraction Sign]]; [[Chris and reality|according to Chris]], Walsh tore down his sign and told him that he would never get a girlfriend this way, or indeed ''at all''. However true this alleged statement may have been, there is virtually no chance Mary said it, as it would have been highly inappropriate and jeopardized her job.

Chris, being the narcissist he is, disregarded her warnings to stop posting his signs and continued to place this ad for his "love quest" in the main campus building. Walsh, taking umbrage at this clear defiance of her authority, took Chris to her office to discuss the situation with him. What exactly transpired during the meeting is a source of much debate, as the only accounts made public are written by Chris and thus heavily biased. What is known is that during the meeting, [[Chris and reality|Chris pretended to converse out loud with Sonichu]] (relaying what Sonichu "said" to her). Then, after what Chris described as being "talked down...to RUDELY AND HOARSELY," he verbally attacked her in a fit of [[Chris and anger|rage]], going so far as to hex her with the dreaded [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]]</ref>. Chris was told in no uncertain terms that he couldn't continue his [[Love Quest]] on campus, prompting him to slander Walsh on his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]] and send her an attempt at an intimidating drawing<ref> [[Autism papers]] </ref>. This little stunt got him banned from PVCC for a whole year, and forced to take [[Chris and anger|anger]] management classes and get psychiatric help before he was readmitted.<ref name="wikipedia">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|User:ChrisChanSonichu]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails#Chris got his degree for Cwcville|Jackie E-mails]]</ref> Any positive effects these may have are not evident.

===In his own words===

{{quotebox|So, as of August, [[2003|Y2K3]], I did [[autism|the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of]], I made a simple [[sign]] that stated, "I am a 21-year old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year old SINGLE [[Gal-pal|FEMALE COMPANION]]", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free]], 18-21year old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or [[Niggos|Black]] impersonating [[Jerkop|JERKOPS]], [[Manajerks]] and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #@&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that [[Love]] Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "[[Virginia is for Virgins|VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!]]" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the [[JERKS|jerks]] of the [[Greene County]] School System during the childhood years of my life. Thank [[Chris and religion|God]] for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}

===Emails with Mary===
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'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''<br>
'''Sent: Sunday, February 01, 2004 1:22 PM'''<br>
'''To: mwalsh@pvcc.edu'''<br>
'''Subject: Hi again...'''

Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

-I will never hang notes on the wall again.<br>
-I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.<br>
-I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my [[Scale of Respect]] each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).<br>

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.
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<br>
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'''From: Mary Lee Walsh <mwalsh@pvcc.edu>'''<br>
'''To: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''<br>
'''Sent: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 8:54 am'''<br>
'''Subject: RE: Hi again...'''

Christian:
Susan Hannifan and I will be able to meet with you on Monday February 9th in my office at 3:00 p.m. I do not have any time this week that works with all of our schedules, so it will have to be next Monday. I normally send students notice of appointments by mail, but you have asked that I correspond to you through email. It is necessary that this meeting take place, so if Monday is not convenient for you please let me know and we will set a time for Wednesday.</div>
<br>
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'''From: CWCSonichu@aol.com'''<br>
'''To: Virginia_Sanford@ccpsnet.net'''<br>
'''Sent: Wed, 21 Feb 2007 3:32:50 PM Eastern Standard Time'''<br>
'''Subject: Re: Hello'''

Hey, Mrs. Sanford (or should I say Ginny or [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Virginia]]), I am delighted to hear from you as well. And It is also good to know that you are still residing at that address. The [[DVD]] is under production, to be completed a few days after February 24, [[2007]] (my 25th Birthday...Yay).

You may be able to help me in a portion of it now; there will be a [[Slideshow]] (projected from my [[PlayStation Portable]]) featuring not only pics of me growing up, but the friends, teachers and relatives I've known and remembered (either from heart, like yourself, as well as yearbook signatures). Anyway, do you remember from the ol' class, Sarah and Micha (the blonde girl with glasses, and the slow-talking african american who Ms. Eckel told over and over [[Hypocrisy|to get his dad to teach him how to shave]])? I remembered both of them from heart, but unfortunately I don't remember their last names, so it's harder to find them in the yearbooks; could you tell me their last names, please?

As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation[sic] that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look slow-minded; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest. The Dean of Student Serveces[sic], Mary Lee Walsh came out and tore my sign up right in front of me, and said, "You're not gonna get a Girlfriend this way or any way." That *&^%$ SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "Virgina is for Virgins, NOT Lovers".

But it has a happy ending; in Mid-[[2005]], when I've started playing the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] TCG, I met [[Megan Schroeder|this girl]] who upon numerous conversations, art-sharing and secret confidence, I've grown fond of, and my Heart and Soul Recovered from the Serious Emotional and Physical Pain I've endured. Although she's not intrested[sic] in a serious relationship, I still am fond of her, and I'm hoping that she may have a change of heart.

You may learn more about what had happened to me from the Sub-Episodes in my "Sonichu" Comic Book, which I have the legable [''sic''] images uploaded onto my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]; those Sub-Episodes are based on my Real-Life Events. *[[sigh]]*

Well, that's about it for now; I hope you do well as well. And I will make that DVD copy for you after I've finalized the master copy. Please tell the remaing[sic] faculty who are still working at Providence that I wish them the best as well. I still remember Mrs. Rogers (my ol' computer teacher) when she played as Woodstock in the [[1990s#1996|1996]] "Snoopy" play; that was just fun and cute. :)

Take care;
Christian Weston Chandler, A.K.A. (nickname) Chris Chan.
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==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Sonichu''==
[[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]
[[Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|thumb|Chris is willing to pick up his markers and make hideous porn of people that he hates.]]

Because of all the [[stress]] Mary Lee Walsh caused, Chris brooded and obsessed over his "HEART SHATTERING" defeat and began to re-invent the entire scenario so that he came out as the victor. As such, Walsh began to appear in a lot of Chris's works as a primary antagonist specifically opposing his [[Love Quest]].

{{quote|After the first encounter with Mary, I put her into my comics from the start as MY personal MAIN Adversary, with her hoard[sic] of Impostor Police People, also known as [[Jerkop]]s, and the Notorious [[Count Graduon]] trapped in the glass orb on the scepter she wields.|Chris, in regards to a comic which isn't meant to be about him}}

In the comics, Walsh appears as a literal witch, complete with a broomstick. In an ingenious [[parody]], she is the leader of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], or PVCC. Her sinister deeds are motivated by a [[Chris and Writing|totally unexplained]] hatred of true love and people who seek it, making her a fitting adversary for the heartsick Chris and the deeply monogamous Sonichu. As the "witch of hearts," Walsh's broader goal is to wage war against love itself, although her only tactic is to send [[Jerkop|jerkops]] into [[CWCville]] to beat up anyone engaging in romance (she needed Graduon's help for the later invasions). For no given reason, she considers Chris the most important target of her malign actions, and doesn't seem aware of the fact that true love occurs outside of CWCville as well.

Mary's first appearances in the comics are in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], via a brief preview and several short comic strips that don't formally introduce her; her formal debut in the canon is in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]. Upon her introduction, Chris and Mary are already bitter enemies, yet Chris never explains the exact source of their hostility beyond stating that she once "shattered" his heart and she is inexplicably frustrated by his dogged persistence in searching for love. It is, however, made immediately clear that their feud has become intensely personal; both characters are fully prepared to fight to the death.

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] Chris ties together the ancient evil of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] with his own petty grudges by teaming Mary with [[Count Graduon]]. Imprisoned in a magical scepter, Graduon's power is wielded by Walsh for much of the series. Together, Graduon and Walsh represent the dual miseries of his becoming an adult--the trauma of graduating from his beloved [[high school]] and the stress of his disastrous collegiate career. To combat Walsh's powerful new accomplice, in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], Chris gains the powers of [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], escalating the original battle between a fat virgin and a old lady to an epic struggle between a horribly drawn Sonic OC and an old lady with a scepter.

During her reign of terror, Walsh threatens the city of CWCville on multiple occasions. In ''Sonichu'' #2, she and Graduon create a golem to stomp the city. Much of the action in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] involves Chris fending off Walsh's agents, until he and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] finally storm PVCC and liberate the college from her evil, although Mary simply relocates to [[The High School Story|Menchi-Nasu High]] to establish a new base of operations. In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] she floods the town with her army of [[Jerkops]] to stage a coup against Chris and his loyal police force. When this plan begins to collapse, she and Graduon attempt to trap Chris in a [[Dark Mirror Hole]], but are only successful in ensnaring Crystal. When Chris later became stuck in the [[Time Void]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], Mary seizes the opportunity and prepares to attack CWCville in her most audacious invasion yet, laying siege with vast armies of [[Transformers|Decepticlones]] in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and causing untold damage before being defeated by Sonichu. Her evil is finally put to an end in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], when Chris uses the power of the [[Sonichu Balls]] to become [[Collosal Chris-Chan]]. He then destroys Graduon's scepter and easily overpowers her, but instead of killing her (like he killed 100+ innocent people in that very issue) he paralyzes her (seemingly permanently) and sends her to jail.

A consistent theme in Mary's story arc is that she is to blame for almost everything that maligns Chris or CWCville, mirroring Chris's insane belief that the real-life Mary was somehow the singular author of all his misfortunes. Even her conspirators are victims--virtually all of her Jerkops are simply brainwashed against their will, and even co-villain Count Graduon finds her to be selfish and wicked, thinking only of her petty squabbles with Chris and never about helping him get free from his scepter. To labor the point even more, while Chris suggests that some of her followers have good in them and are capable of redemption, Mary herself is pure evil.

===Renaming and retcons===
[[Image:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg|thumb|Anyone but Hslaw Eel Yram!]]

As a result of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], many characters based on real-life figures were renamed. In an act of utmost subtlety, Mary Lee Walsh became '''"Slaweel Ryam"''' or '''"Slaweel the Witch."''' A devious maneuver indeed--as one can see, the name is not ''entirely'' backwards, and there are letters missing. Nobody could possibly figure out the connection, unless of course they happened to see the notice posted prominently on the [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] front page detailing the full extent of the name changes. Walsh being one of the primary villains in both the comic and real life, Chris obviously didn't want to change the name to an entirely unrecognizable form, as that would require originality. The name is an evolution of '''"Hslaw Eel Yram,"''' which was Chris's version of MLW in his custom [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] cards; in all likelihood, he had only used the "reverse code" as a means to insult Mary with the card without fear of getting in trouble if someone saw it.

In [[August 2009]], Chris put up a [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys page on CWCipedia entitled "TwoMarys"] in which he tried graspingly to explain the retconning of Mary Lee Walsh's name to Slaweel Ryam. Apparently, the evil Mary Lee Walsh had been Slaweel all along, except Slaweel changed her name from Mary Lee Walsh to Slaweel Ryam later on, while the ''real'' Mary was innocent the whole time. This of course makes [[List of Chris's lies|absolutely no sense]] as Chris has changed ''every'' instance of the "evil" Mary's name to Slaweel in the most recent edits of his comics, even during her introduction in ''Sonichu'' #0, where her character is introduced as "Slaweel the Witch" and not Mary Lee Walsh. Chris had essentially created a paradox within his universe, having made a [[:File:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|comic]] where Slaweel, caught by Chris and the police, apologizes to Mary for ruining her good name, but because of the retcon Slaweel hasn't really had a chance to ruin Mary's name in the first place. Another glaring contradiction is that Slaweel says in the apology comic that she's "sorry for using [Mary's] name in vain and when I constructed P.V.C.Citizens, and made [Mary] look a fool for about six years," but on the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys "TwoMarys" page], this caption appears below a picture of Slaweel Ryam:

{{quote|This Mary later changed her name to Slaweel Ryam, and she was creating witch brew during night hours and sharing them illegally with the bums outside of the building; she was fired from PVCC '''then went on to build PVCCitizens'''.|Chris, demonstrating his inability to create a cohesive plot.}}

==Mary Lee Walsh in ''Soul Calibur''==
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It is unclear whether or not Chris ever attempted to physically harm Mary Lee Walsh, but in a video he uploaded to [[YouTube]], Chris lives out his fantasy of beating the daylights out of her. Chris creates himself and many other real-life friends and enemies in the [[video game]] ''Soul Calibur III'', so that he can take out his pent-up [[Virgin with rage|rage]] in the most disturbing, passive-aggressive manner possible. It should be noted that Chris appears to struggle with defeating an AI-controlled Mary Lee Walsh on the easiest possible setting.

==Possible reconciliation==
[[Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|thumb|Notice that Chris isn't sorry for the shit he did to warrant her anger, only that he let someone with her name run around. And why bother having two separate Mary Lee Walshes if he made her Slaweel?]]

Beyond his efforts to retcon the fictional Mary, Chris began re-examining Mary's value to society by describing her good works on CWCipedia, to distinguish her from "Slaweel":

{{quote|This Mary replaced the previous one in mid-2000; she has done a good job with her role as Dean of Student Services. She is Currently and To Be Respected with Open Kindness and Prosperity from ALL the Piedmont Virginia Commuinity College Students, Peers and Employees.|Chris, CWCipedia<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=TwoMarys</ref>}}

The article rambles on and drifts alarmingly far from reality, strongly suggesting he used a quick Google search for "research," detailing this Mary's many achievements and services to Piedmont Virginia Community College. However, the whole piece carries an insincere tone, suggesting Chris was compelled to recognize Mary as a [[reality|real person]] as some sort of therapeutic measure. Keep in mind, however, that he doesn't acknowledge that the ''real woman'' he interacted with wasn't a horned-hat wearing witch; simply that this Mary Lee Walsh was replaced (in the ''real world'') by a good duplicate. In a very sad way, Chris seems to find it easier to rewrite reality than his own fantasy world.

Mary was named on the CWCipedia Chris's first "Woman of The (ANY) Month to Respect with Authority and Kindness" for the month of August.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Christian_Says</ref>

In his edited version of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, he clarifies that he forgave Mary Lee Walsh for her "past misdeeds" (even though Chris himself was entirely at fault in all of their encounters). According to his edits, he also hand-delivered a framed copy of his "apology" to her office, but Mary simply contacted his parents and told them to keep Chris off campus altogether.

From this action, Chris inferred that Mary didn't care about him or their relationship, and Chris was crushed. Also crushed were any hopes of reconciliation, as after this incident Chris soon reverted to precisely the same deranged mindset as before, once again imagining her as somehow orchestrating everything bad that happened to him.

{{quote|Besides which, that b**** "Dean", Mary Lee Walsh, AFTER I personally went over and handed her a Framed Hand-Drawn Apology of my angst against her, SHE SENT ME A TRESPASSING NOTICE! While my family and I did NOT accept it, and sent it back to her, I must say that is one hell of a "Thank You" for going through the trouble and gas usage to Personally Apologize and Make Peace.|Chris, Mailbag 26<ref>[[Mailbag 26]]</ref>}}

==Grudge==
[[File:Sept13 Imgur 29.jpg|thumb|right|Voodoo [[LEGO]] Mary. Chris shakes this container and holds it upside down to torment her.]]
Chris's anger toward Mary Lee Walsh continues well over a decade since his [[Attraction Sign]] was torn down at [[PVCC]]. In a series of rambling [[Facebook]] postings made on 2 [[September 2013]], Chris began blaming various people for a temporary ban from [[Wal-Mart]], including Walsh:

{{quote|If it had not been for [[Michael Snyder|Mr. "Manajerk"]], [[Megan Schroeder]], and their Internet Troll/Cyber-Bully Breeding and Meeting Ground, [[The GAMe PLACe|Cville's Hobbies, Games and Toys]], My Family and I would not have had go through all of the emotionally depressing, and Financial Downfall to the depths of Greatly Poor and Just Getting By!...And that [[Women's Rights|bitch]], Mary Lee Walsh, with a Cold Heart at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] for interfering with my Sweetheart Search, AND Banning me from PVCC!!!|Chris, Facebook, 2 September 2013}}

A few days later, when Chris was conclusively banned from Wal-Mart, he coined the term "Walshing," a verb that evidently means "not accepting autism as an excuse."

{{quote|I have just been intercepted by the "Lady" Manajerk...the bitch has followed the steps of Mr. Snyder now; banned me from the Wal-Mart closest to my own house...She has proven herself to be a cold-hearted, uncaring, uncompassionate, lack-of-understanding, bigoted, discriminating, selfish, Mary Lee Walshing, Witch Bitch!|Chris, Facebook, 6 September 2013}}

On 17 [[December 2014]], [[Apology Letters‎|an apology letter]] that Chris had written to Walsh in [[August 2014]] was leaked. True to form, Chris blames everything on factors supposedly beyond his control, and tries to be condescending and play the victim at the same time. He specifically tries to appease Mary for depicting her in his comic as a witch, operating on the presumption that a university administrator is gravely concerned with the way she is presented in DeviantArt-level Sonic OC garbage drawn by a fat [[Tomgirl|tranny]].

==[[:Category:Mary_Lee_Walsh|Fan art]]==
[[Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg|thumb|[[Mass debating|For some reason]], Mary has become a frequent subject of pictures like this.]]

In Chris's artwork, Mary Lee Walsh has long gray hair and wears a golden helmet with red horns on it. However, Chris being Chris, he would often neglect to draw her hair (and her fingers, and her feet, and her nose...) at all. In the early days of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page it was inferred that Walsh's helmet was in fact a blonde bob cut, and the horns were growing out of her head like those of a devil. Additionally, once it became clear that Chris was viewing the page it became fashionable to mess with him by drawing Mary (whom he despised) as a sexy cartoon succubus who tempted Chris with her body (which he was sure to masturbate to). As a result, the most influential depictions of Mary have been "Rule 34" fan art, depicting her as a voluptuous blonde with devil horns (and occasionally a tail), usually wearing (at most) a skimpy purple miniskirt and thigh-high boots. In the ''Sonichu'' animated series by SpazKid, she was depicted as being physically sexy but having unflattering sexual desires and speaking with a man's voice.
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==Sources==
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==See also==
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{{Fan art}}
*[[Count Graduon]]
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Retroactive continuity in ''Sonichu'']]
*[[Attraction Sign]]

==External links==
*[http://zabukawaii.deviantart.com/art/The-origin-of-Slaweel-146885649 Fanfiction: The origin of Slaweel]
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLCsZpcTSg0 Harry D and the PVCC girls: "Jerkop Bebob"]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZyH5Y9SpQY Harry D's Live Drawing.]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8dAntFOZxg CWC Sketch- MLW Pt 1]

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|list1 = [[Chris emails 2004-2006|2004‒06]] • [[Chris emails 2007|2007]] • [[Chris emails 2008|2008]]

|group2 = [[Megan Schroeder]]
|list2 = [[Megan emails, 2005-2006|2005‒06]] • [[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007|Jan‒July 2007]] • [[Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007|Aug‒Dec 2007]] • [[Megan Emails, 2008|2008]]

|group3 = [[Vivian Gee]]
|list3 = [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|2007‒08]] • [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|2009]] • [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2010|2010]]

|group4 = [[Blanca Weiss]]
|list4 = [[Blanca Emails, August 2008|Aug]] • [[Blanca Emails, September 2008|Sept]] • [[Blanca Emails, October 2008|Oct 2008]] • [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|Letter]]

|group5 = [[Clyde Cash]]
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|group8 = [[The Wallflower]]
|list8 = [[Wallflower E-mails|1]] • [[Wallflower E-mails 2|2]] • [[Wallflower E-mails 3|3]] • [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]]

|group9 = [[Jackie Romy]]
|list9 = [[Jackie E-mails|1]] • [[Jackie E-mails 2|2]] • [[Jackie E-mails 3|3]] • [[Jackie E-mails 4|4]] • [[Jackie E-mails 5|5]] • [[Jackie E-mails 6|6]] • [[Jackie E-mails 7|7]] • [[Jackie E-mails 8|8]] • [[Jackie E-mails 9|9]] • [[Jackie E-mails 10|10]] • [[Jackie E-mails 11|11]] • [[Jackie E-mails 12|12]] • [[Jackie E-mails 13|13]] • [[Jackie E-mails 14|14]] • [[Jackie E-mails 15|15]] • [[Jackie E-mails 16|16]] • [[Jackie E-mails 17|17]] • [[Jackie E-mails 18|18]] • [[Jackie E-mails 19|19]] • [[Jackie E-mails 20|20]] • [[Jackie E-mails 21|21]] • [[Jackie E-mails 22|22]] • [[Jackie E-mails 23|23]] • [[Jackie E-mails 24|24]] • [[Jackie E-mails 25|25]] • [[Jackie E-mails 26|26]] • [[Jackie E-mails 27|27]] • [[Jackie E-mails 28|28]] • [[Jackie E-mails 29|29]] • [[Jackie E-mails 30|30]] • [[Jackie E-mails 31|31]]

|group10 = [[Catherine]]
|list10 = [[Catherine E-mails]] • [[Open Relationship E-mails]] • [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails]]

|group11 = [[Emily]]
|list11 = [[Gal Pal E-mails|1]] • [[Gal Pal E-mails 2|2]] • [[Gal Pal E-mails 3|3]] • [[Gal Pal E-mails 4|4]]

|group12 = Other
|list12 = [[Cole Smithey E-mails|Cole Smithey]] • [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Autism Awareness]] • [[Muscle bra#The bra e-mail|Muscle bra]] • [[Masturbating and squirtin'|Evan E-mails]] • [[Sydney Contacts]] • [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah Chandler Messages]] • [[White knight E-mails]] • [[Gal Pal E-mails]] • [[MHS classmate E-mails]] • [[Misc E-mails]]
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