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The Red-Maned Deer

2012-11-28T04:36:11Z

Donatus: /* Transcript */

"'''The Red-Maned Deer'''" (leaked as '''fatty_video_-_aug_12_2011''') is a poetry reading Chris did for [[Jackie]] on 12 [[August 2011]]. It was leaked on 25 [[February 2012]]. The poem, which is actually more of a short story that occasionally rhymes, is about Chris stalking a deer and then fucking it. The deer represents Jackie; this was obvious, but Chris feels the need to [[autism|explicitly say this]] at the end. Interesting fact: only male deer have manes.

==Video==

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=== Transcript ===

Hey sweetheart. As I read-- told you in the email, I wrote you a poem recently. Wrote it in my...

''[Pulls out his 3DS]''

...notebook. So I'm gonna read it to you now. Soon as I get it [the camera] right...

''[Fiddles with the camera's position.]''

Camera adjustment... yeah. Okay. Anyway. "The Red-Maned Deer," from me, written yesterday on the eleventh, came to me when I was waking up.

The Red-Maned Deer is quite an elusive and majestic creatcha ''[sic]'' of any forest of this planet earth...and even of the universe. She gallops with sweet [[Sonichu%27s_Ode_to_Rosechu|grace and style]] in her hooves of twinkling glitter. Her dazzling coat not only keeps her warm, but beautiful with sexy flair.

Her shimmering red mane is long and w-wild and when the beams of sun and moon shine through, it's godlike majestic. She has eyes of green...like a slice of lime. ''[He says lime with a strange accent.]'' Her snout is so cute, like a bunny or a kitten. And her smile and voice, truly cute, and sweet like a lute.

I trekked after her for months, keeping observation in camouflage. She has an interesting family, including her birth mother and a father a step away. They treat her sadly like a Cinderella, keeping her from seeing her Prince.

Yet the Red-Maned Doe is fully grown, and is very wise and aware of the forest laws. One day, as I followed, to much my surprise, ''[sic]'' she turns her head and looks directly at me! I hid for a short moment, until she spoke in my language very clear: "Come out, come out my dear, my dear watcher. I have been very aware of you all these months. I've watched you as you rested, and dined of the forest fruits, and write, pen to tree skin. Please come closer. Stroke my coat, and mane. Allow me to admire your face, close to mine."

I approached with [[Duck|erect]] elation, her coat smooth as silk, her mane brushing my fingers like a spring breeze. I looked into her eyes, and she to mine. Entranced with her temptation and beauty, I was truly surprised...when she kissed me deep. Damn! And then I kissed her back...and we made truest sweet love.

This was, in fact, NOT an act of [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|bestiality]]. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named Jacklyn Romy ''[pronounces it "Raw-mee"].''

''[Turns the 3DS to the screen.]'' I love you!

''[A few pure, unadulterated seconds of [[the creepy stare]] are interrupted by a terrifying kiss on the camera lens as the video ends.]''

==See also==

*[[An Inspired Poem for Jackie]]
{{References}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-12]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga videos| 2011-08-12]]

The Red-Maned Deer

2012-11-28T04:33:39Z

Donatus: /* Transcript */

"'''The Red-Maned Deer'''" (leaked as '''fatty_video_-_aug_12_2011''') is a poetry reading Chris did for [[Jackie]] on 12 [[August 2011]]. It was leaked on 25 [[February 2012]]. The poem, which is actually more of a short story that occasionally rhymes, is about Chris stalking a deer and then fucking it. The deer represents Jackie; this was obvious, but Chris feels the need to [[autism|explicitly say this]] at the end. Interesting fact: only male deer have manes.

==Video==

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=== Transcript ===

Hey sweetheart. As I read-- told you in the email, I wrote you a poem recently. Wrote it in my...

''[Pulls out his 3DS]''

...notebook. So I'm gonna read it to you now. Soon as I get it [the camera] right...

''[Fiddles with the camera's position.]''

Camera adjustment... yeah. Okay. Anyway. "The Red-Maned Deer," from me, written yesterday on the eleventh, came to me when I was waking up.

The Red-Maned Deer is quite an elusive and majestic creatcha ''[sic]'' of any forest of this planet earth...and even of the universe. She gallops with sweet [[Sonichu%27s_Ode_to_Rosechu|grace and style]] in her hooves of twinkling glitter. Her dazzling coat not only keeps her warm, but beautiful with sexy flair.

Her shimmering red mane is long and w-wild and when the beams of sun and moon shine through, it's godlike majestic. She has eyes of green...like a slice of lime. ''[He says lime with a strange accent.]'' Her snout is so cute, like a bunny or a kitten. And her smile and voice, truly cute, and sweet like a lute.

I've dreamt after ''[sic]'' her for months, keeping observation in camouflage. She has an interesting family, including her birth mother and a father a step away. They treat her sadly like a Cinderella, keeping her from seeing her Prince.

Yet the Red-Maned Doe is fully grown, and is very wise and aware of the forest laws. One day, as I followed, to much my surprise, ''[sic]'' she turns her head and looks directly at me! I hid for a short moment, until she spoke in my language very clear: "Come out, come out my dear, my dear watcher. I have been very aware of you all these months. I've watched you as you rested, and dined of the forest fruits, and write, pen to tree skin. Please come closer. Stroke my coat, and mane. Allow me to admire your face, close to mine."

I approached with [[Duck|erect]] elation, her coat smooth as silk, her mane brushing my fingers like a spring breeze. I looked into her eyes, and she to mine. Entranced with her temptation and beauty, I was truly surprised...when she kissed me deep. Damn! And then I kissed her back...and we made truest sweet love.

This was, in fact, NOT an act of [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|bestiality]]. For you see, the Red-Maned Deer I have been communicating with and tracking, is really...my lo-my womanly sweetheart, named Jacklyn Romy ''[pronounces it "Raw-mee"].''

''[Turns the 3DS to the screen.]'' I love you!

''[A few pure, unadulterated seconds of [[the creepy stare]] are interrupted by a terrifying kiss on the camera lens as the video ends.]''

==See also==

*[[An Inspired Poem for Jackie]]
{{References}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-12]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga videos| 2011-08-12]]

DayOut

2012-08-20T19:41:24Z

Donatus:

The '''DayOut''' videos are a series of nine videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]], in which Chris takes us on a trip around [[Ruckersville]] and [[Charlottesville]] and shows us such wonderful places as a [[McDonald's]], a [[Wal-Mart]], and a [[Burger King]]! Can you feel the excitement?

Chris seems to describe stores, shopping malls and fast food joints, their surroundings and their easily rectifiable flaws with his typical droning monotone; he generally uses this tone when he talks about stuff that is ''truly'' closest to his heart. When he finally gets to the more conventional tour sights – for example, the historic [[University of Virginia]] campus – that might actually interest people who think shopping malls are old hat, he ups the ante and launches into a [[random-access humor]] assault.

[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change]]

His [[Son-chu|trusty steed]] shows mechanical issues throughout the videos: an ungodly rattling sound is emitted from the engine at every stop light while idling. According to the oil-change sticker on the front windshield, his next scheduled oil change is for 5 [[April 2009]] — nineteen months ''before'' this video was made — or at 259,963 miles (418,351 km).

There are no less than three items hanging from his rear-view mirror blocking his view: a tacky, faded plastic [[America]]n flag; an [[Cherokian|Indian]] Head air freshener and a custom-made [[Sonichu]] air freshener; and a [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] doll superglued to the car's dashboard. Chris did, however, have the common knowledge to remove the giant handicapped placard from his view.

Chris holds the camera ''while driving,'' panning it from left to right to focus on whatever building he's talking about. This distraction is in addition to all the items floating in front of him while his station wagon becomes as cluttered as his [[house]]. It's a miracle he didn't cause an accident or get pulled over for looking through his camera while driving.<ref>[http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1077 Virginia Code § 46.2-1077]. Motor vehicles not to be equipped with television within view of driver; viewing motion pictures or similar displays while driving.</ref>

==DayOut1==

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=== Transcript ===

Hello! Today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite [[McDonalds|places]] around... [[Ruckersville|''town'']]. Here and there. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna... [[6 June 2010|drive around]].

[''Chris walks over to Son-Chu and gives the camera a [[The Creepy Stare|creepy stare]].'']

==DayOut2==

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=== Transcript ===

[''Chris is driving his car now, pointing his camera out the windshield.'']

And, uhh, coming up on- first on our trip, we take a- we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. [''points the camera out the passenger's window; a sign for a [[Wal-Mart]] and Lowe's comes into view''] And right over to our right, we see the new [[McDonald's]] that has been built recently. [''he points the camera out his window towards a Wal-Mart''] Let's get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new [[Wal-Mart]] that has been... constructed- has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there. It's practically super-size.

[''Chris points his camera at the windshield again. After a short pause, he aims it out the passenger's window at a McDonald's. He drives around the parking lot as he continues, moving his camera randomly around the car as he does so.'']

There is the new McDonald's. Small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement. Because you basically have to go around the building twice just to go through the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane outta here... around there, I don't know or make this whole building do a wh- whole 180. [''short pause''] Other than that, the, uh, Wal-mart is just fine the way it is.

[''Chris points the camera out the right window again at a gas station.'']

And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]]... that my father goes to sometimes.

==DayOut3==

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=== Transcript ===

[''Chris is driving around the parking lot and drive-thru of a gas station-Burger King combo.'']

This here is the Burger King that my father... goes to ev- practically every morning for breakfast, and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes. I am not a [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. [''pause''] And I am [[Lie|not]] [[Obesity|that big]], though I can stand to lose a [[A Workout|few pounds]].

==DayOut4==

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| next = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]
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=== Transcript ===

[''Chris is parked in a parking lot of a Food Lion supermarket. He pulls out of his space and drives around a bit.'']

And next on our drive-by tour... is our- is the local Food Lion, where my family and I would get most of our food, 'specially when they're on sale. Sometimes we get our food from the, uh, new Wal-mart, but it depends- it depends on where the prices- on which one has lower price. 'Cause most likely, over at Wal-mart, their food items are not on sale. [[Autism|They're usually on, quote-unquote, "roll-backs".]]

==DayOut5==

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=== Transcript ===
[''[[Son-Chu]] rattles loudly in the background'']

Next up! Next up, in our drive by tour, we are in the For- we are in the ''shopsss'' of Forest ''Lakesss''. Where we have the, uh, [[Target|Tar-get]]? Where I sometimes walk around in? They have a comparable selec-SHIN... possibly prices lower than Wal-Mart sometimes, but not all da tiiime.

Also in this neckinawoods we have a Five Guys Restauraaant, a Quiz-nooos, I think there's a Subway roun'nyeaaar... uhhm. Paah... a Sakura-s, but then t'... An a'course one of the eh-many Gamestops, TGIFridays (a TGIFridays over there, za Gamestop here). And! Around-a corner over here, there's a Harris Teeter! Right over, there!

I'm stuck behind-a vehicle.

Anyway, a 'arrir Teeter, right over... there!

I'll save the film, and we'll pick up we're at the next stop.

==DayOut6==

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=== Transcript ===

[small pan around, the Handicap Sticker is prominent for a bit]

Chris: An-a-and in a panoramic sort of view from a standpoint, this here is Fashion Square Shopping Center, at least the front of it. Where there are a great number of stores in there, You have a whole bunch-a buildin' stores, but the choolest ones gotta I, I would say gotta be Sears, Belk, JCPenney. Uhhh yes there is a Gamestop in there, an' a Spencers, and a Toys 'R' Us Express. Which actually gives good appeal back to the um, back to the shopping center, because they lost some of-they lost that PO when they closed the Kay-Bee toy store that used to be in there. And they will be openin' up a new book store soon to replace the one they had before.

[pans camera to his face]

On the way over here, a few other note-kit-notable locations. Where um, the Sears Club and the Wal-Mart next to the Doubletree Hotel. On the right side outgoing south, as well as Rio Hill Shopping Center with a Lowe's, a Chik-Fil-A, a Kroger's, Crutchfield, and Atlas Comic Book Store. And also, an IHOP, which my parents sometimes go to for dinner. Or lunch. I dunno. Its just one of those times. And also, there's uh, also up the road just a little bit, there's a Toys-R-Us. Up the road...northwise. And there are other places, of which uh, we'll be taken note of. Ah, also up the road some more, is a Kmart and a Big Lots... a Burger King around there. And of course there are shops at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, which, I probably admit, there's another...Gamestop over there as well. But there's also a Barnes & Noble, as well as a... Fed-Ex/Kinkos, and another Harris Teeter, 'nother Kroger over there. Bunch'a good stores over there. Shenanigans, and... that other store that's to it. Forget its name... I'll be waylaying(?) other locations short in just'a little bit. Stay tuned.

==DayOut7==

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=== Transcript ===
Coming up in just a little bit, we will be ah, passing by an old playground I used to play at quite often, which includes a wading pool.

I- I mean, I mean when I was ah li- just an itty bitty thing, I thought it was a swimming pool. I mean, I guess to really call it a swimming pool it would need to be deeper.

Anyway we're going to drive-by now.

Take a look at the pool there, you can tell it needs to be deeper.

There's the old playground. They need to update that, it's a bit rusty. Update the playground fixtures.

Stay tuned on our next stop to be coming up eventually.

But also, I would like to note another fine landmark, another fine landmark around here. A little known place called [[McIntire Park]].

I mean, I don't know, I mean, I don't know if that playground I just pointed out kind of is McIntire Park, or part of it. But it's next to it anyway.

And there's a playground over at McIntire Park also, nowadays.

==DayOut8==

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| next = [[DayOut#At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange|At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

Anyway, uh, on our next drop by we're just gonna get a few little glimpses of the Downtown Mall. Y'all have seen it before as I have ah, recorded it mainly, to that, considerably [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkour]] thing. Even though you guess, uhhh, you couldn't really count it as a Parkour I, I mean, I tried, you know, I did try on that.

Now I'm stopped at a traffic light here.

C'mon. Come on.

Anyway jus- just a few peeks down the few alleys of the uh, downtown mall area. Just a few peeks here and there.

Ugh. Looks like we got the, ah, Albemarle Charlottesville Spirit Walk coming up.

If you want to do this step by step that's your luxury and you're welcome to do that. I'm just going to put myself in here at the parking garage. So I'll check in at the next destination.

==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==

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The title of this video is likely an insult aimed at noted guido [[Clyde Cash]].
=== Transcript ===
Pretty much on this final segment of this, uh, tour around Charlottesvile, and, uh, some of my fun favorite choice places, we can drive down the t- down the corner, and the [[UVA]], the University of Virginia, just coming up on the corner.

Don't forget traffic folks, because, you know, red lights, they do come up.

Green change, change you stupid light. Red light turn green. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmm. (Sigh). Better yet, green light turn yellow. Nnnnnn-now. Now. Right now. Oh, it happened. Go figure sun reflections and everything.

Anyway I don't really have much ah, particular of what's in the corner, but there is a Baja Bean. Did go to a Baja Bean that was across, that's across from the Wal-mart in Charlottesville, a little while back. Don't go there as much. But, yeah that's one place anyway.

UVA medical, medical center and hospital areas down to the left there. Which is, ah you can make the left turn to get there from here. Going about West-ward.

Hey, little truck from Texas. He's a long way from home.

Dududududu, red light turn green. Red light turn green. C'mon. Red light turn green. Red light turn green, green, green. Red light turn green. There you go.

Anyway just, ah, enjoy what's on the ah, corner along the right side of the building as we drive by. (Chris belches loudly)

Cause essentially it's just whatever. I know that ah, there's a, I think there's a Plan Nine on the corner now, or at least there used to be. There's a Plan Nine over by where Circuit City used to be as well. I'd go around Circuit City once about now there once in a while, while it was open. There's a Baja Bean. And unfortunately they had to close up their shops too. Circuit City, there's one left, come find us. Yeah, all the way up, probably in Canada. Toronto Canada. Or, better yet. You don't have to travel as far, for some of our good deals you can go to our website which, is still up. Even though our stores are closed we have an online store and our one location in Toronto Canada. Circuit City, were service is state of the art, or [[Chris and Remorse|at least was]], no it's like seemingly out of date. The old plug socket, that went into the pavement.

Everybody wants to [[Chris and music|sing the song]].

And a few calls of ah, [[rape]] around here lately. What's kinda sad, really. But, y'know, at least the citizens are more aware.

And I'll just, ah turn into my left now where you can see some of the Campus buildings. So the buildings of the ah, University of Virginia. The Campus grounds and all that. Don't know much about 'em except for, [[Bob|my father]] was a guest on a radio st-, on the WTJU here one year when they were doing the jazz marathon in 1989. I remembered the year at random just now. [[Chris and cinematography|Please forgive the reflective sunlight]].

Ahh, the University of Virginia. The University in the city of which it was founded by Mr. Thomas Jefferson and the letter, Z, in the statue in front of that building. I believe there's a postcard with that image on there as well.

Hmmm, give you a little bit more, tour of the ah, grounds, and then I'll have to wrap this up because I'm running ou- I'm running low on memory.

[[Ghostbusters|There's something strange,]] in your head, who you gonna call, [[Random-access humor|Mr Fred. He wets the bed.]] What are you gonna do when Mr Fred wets the bed? Ewww. Oh I say here's a bad host. It's a ghost. Who you gonna call? Another ghost! To get rid of the first ghost. I mean especially if it's a boy ghost, you call a girl ghost. Or, otherwise you call- uh can't make a left turn here. Otherwise if it's a girl ghost you call a boy ghost, anyway you call another ghost to get rid of the first ghost. Can't make a left turn here.

Anyway, there's another step down there and ah, tennis courts over there and, I don't know, there's a soccer field around the corner there. And that pretty much wraps it up here.

This has been a, fun little tour on a day out with me. Thank you very much, and have a go-

==References==
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==External links==
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