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Talk:ItIsFinished.MOV

2010-08-30T19:29:54Z

DonnieDarko:

I'll transcribe this. BITCH? [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 11:25, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

I noticed a white box on the end of the line up of PS3 bits. Was that Chris's Wii as well?[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 12:15, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

I think its just a part of the PS3 --[[User:Monkeytacoz|Monkeytacoz]] 12:21, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

No, it appears to be too large to be a Wii.--[[User:Black Lotus|Black Lotus]] 12:22, 30 August 2010 (PDT)

Tune in tomorrow folks as our hero Chris-Chan, goes to Gamestop and buys another PS3 [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 12:29, 30 August 2010 (PDT)
: I wonder if the "heckler" thing has anything to do with Seinfeld. --[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 12:29, 30 August 2010 (PDT)DonnieDarko

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2010-08-19T14:59:16Z

DonnieDarko:

How do you guys keep finding this stuff? O_o -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 06:29, 25 July 2010 (UTC)
*Field agents. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 06:51, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

This is the most surreal thing i've seen in a while. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 08:34 26, July 2010
:It's like the Bigfoot sightings, the only difference being that Bigfoot has better hygiene and fashion sense. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:58, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:: I wonder if this has something to do with that hula hoop image with Kellie when she was with that dude. --[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 07:59, 19 August 2010 (PDT)DonnieDarko

Chris's birthday

2010-07-08T18:30:04Z

DonnieDarko:

{{Needs Images}}

[[Chris]]'s '''birthday,''' the 24th of February, is a significant date in his life, for obvious reasons. However, the bizzare inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new [[vidya]], to wanting his birthday to be a national holiday) warrants some inspection.

==Notable birthdays==

===18th===
While [[Trolls|most people]] would've celebrated by partying hard, doing [[Sex|something special]], or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a Sega Dreamcast. Now, he did have something of a party, in the same way small children do, namely, with some thrown together decor, last minute gifts, and some [[Friend Zone|platonic]] [[gal-pals]]. No [[alcohol]], no [[tobacky]], just ''Kenan & Kel'' and some cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever, of such tantamount importance he decided to record it in his "[[My big 18th party]]" story.

===21st===
Now, if that was Chris's best, this is probably his worst. No friends, no new [[video games]], and no [[sweetheart]]. The only thing Chris got was kicked out of his [[English]] class at the [[PVCC]] by his professor. Chris alleges his professor didn't understand [[autism]], while he later confided in [[Sarah]] that he was dismissed for hating on da [[homos]]. All wasn't lost however, as this event was the catalyst that began the [[Love Quest]], Chris's enduring search for someone that will put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity.

===27th===
Not much is known other than Chris's [[Aunt Corina]] was buried on his birthday, undoubtedly casting a shadow on the festivities. [[Chris and death|He didn't seem too bugged though]]. Oh, and it was Shrove Tuesday, so the pancakes probably helped ease the guilt.

===28th===
{{quote|Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!" | Chris, on being nearly 30}}

Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his [[ego|obsessive desire]] to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a [[Semen|mysterious substance]] and was [[Magical Man Potion|visited]] by another [[Jerk|male]] guest. [[Alec Benson Leary]] also called in and congratulated him, all around nice guy that he is.

*'''Sonichu canon:''' Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'' is distributed into the global water supply on this day.

=="Christian Love Day"==

Now, most see their personal of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be [[Ego|focused on him too]]. First seen in the [[CWC Blog]], "Christian Love Day" is apparently a second Valentines Day, only for [[Homo|STRAIGHT]] folk. In the [[Mailbag]], he clarified he 'feels like' it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because [[Reality|Chris wills it]] and it's also Mexican flag day. Chris then provided no details on how to celebrate and didn't put any effort into garnering publicity, except for one [[Christian Love Day|lone video.]]

Now, in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', the holiday gains slightly more credence, if some disturbing moral stipulations. The homo vaccine "cures" the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, the and ego). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of it's denounment is nationally recognized, or he [[Reality|has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality]].

==April 24th is also...==
*Ironically, Genocide Remembrance Day, commemorating the Armenian Genocide of 1915.
*The day the Nazi Party was founded.
*The day Roy Jenson died.
*The day the Dominican Republic broke out in civil war in 1965.

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User:DonnieDarko

2010-07-07T17:18:35Z

DonnieDarko:

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'''Bored'''
 
Just thought I'd join, wander in, watch the manchild's heart level drop, lawl.
[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 00:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

Oh, and hi people. :3
 
[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 00:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko
P.S., I rather do enjoy using unneccessary vowels~
[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]
 
Thanks for the welcome!
[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 06:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

List of Chris's edits to the CWCki

2010-07-06T17:00:43Z

DonnieDarko:

After Chris discovered the [[CWCki]] in [[March 2010]], he [[Cwc_blog#14 March 2010|demanded]] that pages related to his family and [[Gal-Pal]]s be removed, giving two deadlines. Around midnight on [[April 2010|1 April]], past the second deadline, he decided to attack CWCki, signing up as [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar|GodofThunderGodofWar]]. In true CWC style, his [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|vandalism]] was [[fail|less than impressive]]. In fact, due to the fact that he made them on April Fools' Day, many users just assumed that it was an elaborate and lulzy prank on the part of the administrators. But no, it was f'real. [[Image:chrisshotweb.jpg|right|200px|Summary of the incident.]]

Although Chris originally demanded that the CWCki's administrators only edit or remove pages related to his friends and family, it is perhaps telling that when he finally set himself to actively vandalizing the site, he ignored those pages, choosing instead to make edits [[Chris and his Ego|glorifying himself]].

(Please note that all times listed are EST.)

==The edits==
===12:35===
His first action was to edit the Did You Know? column, removing the majority of the factoids while adding a few of his own, most of which were merely rewrites of existing comments.

{{quotebox|
*...This webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL?
*...that Christian Chandler ALWAYS IS the mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are not to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?
*...that Chris buys [[McDonalds|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good drinks]] and just [[PS3|necessities]] with [[Monthly_Tugboat|Good Money]]?
*...that Chris has been recording himself as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
}}

Chris left the following factoids untouched:

*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*...that [[Chris]]'s sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris.27s_antics|Level Up King]]?
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?
:*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]''?
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?

Note how he failed to [[autism|notice the sarcasm]] in the above comments.

''Note: In his original edit, the link "10th grade" linked to a non-existent "10th grade" page.''

===12:42===
He then changed the Article of the Now from [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] to himself.

{{quotebox|
[[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|200px|lolwut.]]

'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]]) is a [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgin]], Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], a [[Chris and his Ego|brilliant]] character, starring in his own self-titled [[Sonichu (comic)|online comic book]].

His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their [[Love Quest|True Love]], Their own [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Self-Character]]. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a [[Chris and English|tride]] and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with [[Women's Rights|his]] WOMAN who is to be his Wife.

Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter.
}}
''Note: In his original edit, the link "brilliant" linked to a non-existent "brilliant" page.''

===12:44===
A couple of minutes after, he made the infamous [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]] the Picture of the Now.

{{quotebox|[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|300px|left|lolwut?]]

A recently leaked image shows an illustration by [[Chris]] having [[Chris and sex|Sweet, Sweet Sex]] with three young women, including a white one, a black one, and one in-between. Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D}}
''Note: In his original edit, the link "Sweet, Sweet Sex" linked to a non-existent "Sweet, Sweet Sex" page.''

==See Also==
* [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

{{Lists}}

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2010-07-06T16:58:09Z

DonnieDarko: Created page with 'I think I did a nice job. ;D --DonnieDarko'

I think I did a nice job. ;D
--[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]

File:Chrisshotweb.jpg

2010-07-06T16:57:40Z

DonnieDarko: Summary of how Chris failed at trolling the Cwcki.

Summary of how Chris failed at trolling the Cwcki.

Talk:Amanda

2010-07-06T16:45:33Z

DonnieDarko:

Perhaps JenkinsJinkies can help us with this a bit more. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:27, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Why even create this page if that's the only thing we know about her? Get some field agents down there, get some pictures, do an interview. Damn, do something... --[[User:Racer X|Racer X]] 12:27, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:Isn't JJ an FA that's working on this case? [[User:Banzai881|Banzai881]] 18:15, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Like Clyde said, the best thing is probably to let JenkinsJinkies fill us in on more information as more happens.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:26, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

:::I think having a page dedicated to a list of people (broken into YOUNG LADIES and JERKS) who are mean to Chris would be a good idea. Although, I guess it's kind of covered in the trolls section. More like "actual" trolls, "presumed" trolls, and Chrissy's definition of trolls--anyone who's "mean" to him or doesn't agree with him, or is just following their duties while he merrily breaks the law. [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko, enlargen your world.]]

User:DonnieDarko

2010-07-05T23:44:57Z

DonnieDarko:

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'''Bored'''
 
Just thought I'd join, wander in, watch the manchild's heart level drop, lawl.
[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 00:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

Oh, and hi people. :3
 
[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 00:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko
 
Thanks for the welcome!
[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 06:02, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-18T05:20:22Z

DonnieDarko:

{{welcome|Pfargtl9000}}
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:06, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)

==Stuff==
*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==

I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Hello ==

I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]
Sorry for bothering.
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]

i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as "Sonichu" can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces & the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in "A very Sonichu adventure". in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]

Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly "cute" look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, "This one is kinda cute", it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, also, if you've ever played the first "Gears of War", you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh great i was worried i made them "too cute" that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The one labeled "cute" I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hooray! ==

The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Just sayin'. ==

Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : ) Also, don't forget, it's Sonees & Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

2010-06-17T05:45:01Z

DonnieDarko: /* Just sayin'. */ new section

Talk:Biological clock

2010-06-16T22:28:10Z

DonnieDarko:

==To do==
*get all references to his biological clock, including his description of when he sleeps (ask [[Ivy]] in Mumble and she can tell you a bit more about it, if I don't get to ask her first) and I do know in Mumble and in chats Chris has described what his sleeping pattern is like. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 30 March 2009 (CEST)

== Actually, he might not be far off. ==

Let's face it, Chris isn't getting any younger, and will most likely never dump his sperm in a woman.
The older you get, the older your sperm get. If your sperm get too old (like Bob's), your kid will be at a higher risk for having some kind of mental disorder (like, I don't know, AUTISM?).
Maybe incorporate some facts about the aging of sperm and its effect on the mental health of the baby, and point out how Chris will likely die a virgin (not that we need anyone to tell us that).
Edit: http://autism-prevention.blogspot.com/2009/07/repeat-post-great-article.html
Check this shit out. And yeah, I know this isn't what he meant. Just found it interesting.
--[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 22:23, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Biological clock

2010-06-16T22:25:18Z

DonnieDarko:

==To do==
*get all references to his biological clock, including his description of when he sleeps (ask [[Ivy]] in Mumble and she can tell you a bit more about it, if I don't get to ask her first) and I do know in Mumble and in chats Chris has described what his sleeping pattern is like. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 30 March 2009 (CEST)

== Actually, he might not be far off. ==

Let's face it, Chris isn't getting any younger, and will most likely never dump his sperm in a woman.
The older you get, the older your sperm get. If your sperm get too old (like Bob's), your kid will be at a higher risk for having some kind of mental disorder (like, I don't know, AUTISM?).
Maybe incorporate some facts about the aging of sperm and its effect on the mental health of the baby, and point out how Chris will likely die a virgin (not that we need anyone to tell us that).
Edit: http://autism-prevention.blogspot.com/2009/07/repeat-post-great-article.html
Check this shit out.
--[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 22:23, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Biological clock

2010-06-16T22:23:32Z

DonnieDarko: /* Actually, he might not be far off. */ new section

==To do==
*get all references to his biological clock, including his description of when he sleeps (ask [[Ivy]] in Mumble and she can tell you a bit more about it, if I don't get to ask her first) and I do know in Mumble and in chats Chris has described what his sleeping pattern is like. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 30 March 2009 (CEST)

== Actually, he might not be far off. ==

Let's face it, Chris isn't getting any younger, and will most likely never dump his sperm in a woman.
The older you get, the older your sperm get. If your sperm get too old (like Bob's), your kid will be at a higher risk for having some kind of mental disorder (like, I don't know, AUTISM?).
Maybe incorporate some facts about the aging of sperm and its effect on the mental health of the baby, and point out how Chris will likely die a virgin (not that we need anyone to tell us that).
[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 22:23, 16 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

Talk:Julie Reveals Herself

2010-06-15T23:29:57Z

DonnieDarko: /* Working out unintelligibles. */ new section

==To do==
At first, I was hesitant and just thought it should go in Julie. Then I saw it wasn't part of the Mumble Chats we had and in any case, could use transcription or at least a thorough description of the events as they transpired.

So yeah, transcribe and describe. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:39, 19 April 2009 (CEST)

Categorize this shit, double check that it's complete, and make it so it looks like the other chats.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:50, 14 November 2009 (CET)
* Done. Is the troll at the end, the one who keeps telling BlueSpike to shut up, anybody in particular? Somebody who knows better than me might correct that label if they're so inclined. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:10, 15 November 2009 (CET)

== Seriously? ==

Fuck, somebody better have this. This shit is important. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:59, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
:I Agree, the concept of Chris falling for a 13 year old boy in disguise is funny, But actualy reading this makes me feel unfomfortable, it kinda reveals that chris isent actualy as perverted as he seems, he might just be immensly gullible. Bluespike doesent actualy appear that clever or funny hes just some sort of noob from hell

== Minor find ==

* I found part of the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xo3SAwefBM&feature=player_embedded audio](specifically, the bit where Julie reveals herself up to the point where BlueSpike tells Chris he'll call Chris Hansen and shit) and I'll contact the person who put it up on Youtube to ask if they have the rest or whatever.
*EDIT:Youtube account has been inactive for about a year now, however, through the account owner's(innactive)[http://us.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=6715062202 Bebo] account, I've found a [http://us.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=2240523057 person]likely to be the same person. If anyone has a Bebo account, please attempt to contact this person on my behalf.-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 02:23, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

== Major find ==

* [http://www.youtube.com/user/cwcfanb0y]

This guy has the entire chat on his channel. Now we have to convert the videos to .oggs and assemble them into one file. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 20:23, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

* I can download them as mp3 then assemble them in GarageBand, not tonight but hopefully this weekend. [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 22:22, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
** I don't see the point in keeping the video when it's audio only accompanied by one picture of CWC.[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:50, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

== Working out unintelligibles. ==

"I see a [unintelligible] of a man." Might be "silhouetto," like the Queen song "Bohemian Rhapsody." [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 23:29, 15 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

User:Mellowyellowsalvation

2010-06-10T23:06:45Z

DonnieDarko:

Just a guy who wants to help out with the Wiki. [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 22:24, 10 June 2010 (UTC)
:Hey there, welcome to the Cwcki. :3 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]

User talk:BreadGod

2010-06-08T01:21:07Z

DonnieDarko:

Talk to me. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:33, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
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:OKAY--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:26, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
::Hello there. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Hi. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:34, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
**You wanna smoke some weed later? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:42, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

I don't mind people copying me--I can't supply all of the insight, after all. Just don't SET ME ON FIRE.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:08, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

== Lyrical analysis ==

Cool! I actually noticed something like that in one of my favorite songs. I think I'll blatantly steal your idea and write about it on my userpage.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:34, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
: Go right ahead. The more analyses we make, the better. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:46, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
::Are you going to make your analysis here into a fan page?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:15, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
:::If it doesn't run the risk of getting deleted, then yes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:21, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
::::=D I love your lyrical analysis, Bread! ^_^ I also love Slayer. >.>
[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 01:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

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DonnieDarko:

Strange, his '''right''' eye is blue and his '''left''' eye is green in this.
Isn't it supposed to be vice-versa?
 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 00:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko
 Here's the quote from [[heterochromia|Heterochromia]]:
"My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green."
 Just thinking our manchild is slipping up is all.
 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 00:14, 8 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko
:Chris is a shitty artist. None of his drawings are consistent. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:18, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::Well, yeah, that makes sense. But I think even his precious heterochromia would be consistent. I assume way too much of him, I suppose. [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 01:18, 8 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

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DonnieDarko:

Strange, his '''right''' eye is blue and his '''left''' eye is green in this.
Isn't it supposed to be vice-versa?
 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 00:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko
 Here's the quote from [[heterochromia|Heterochromia]]:
"My left eye is blue, and my right eye is brown-my right is green."
 Just thinking our manchild is slipping up is all.
 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 00:14, 8 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko
:Chris is a shitty artist. None of his drawings are consistent. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:18, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:Well, yeah, that makes sense. But I think even his precious heterochromia would be consistent. I assume way too much of him, I suppose.
 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 01:18, 8 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

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Strange, his '''right''' eye is blue and his '''left''' eye is green in this.
Isn't it supposed to be vice-versa?
 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 00:11, 8 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

User talk:DonnieDarko

2010-06-04T20:00:28Z

DonnieDarko: /* Re: Uh, question. */

'''Hey guys, Donnie here. Long time lurker. Just here to chill and see if I could be of any use.
[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 00:05, 20 May 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko'''

== Random shit. ==

I wonder, how many times has Chrissy said "I am not a bad man," or something to that nature?
There should be a repeated phrases category.

{{welcome|Lime}}

== Ooh! ==

=D Thanks for the welcome message, Cwcki!
[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]DonnieDarko

== Random bitching. ==

Seriously, why did he give Ivy ''purple'' hair? Seriously? Does he hate redheads that much?

== Re: Uh, question. ==

Hey there, The "Please don't reinvent the wheel" edit was done to your user page. Basically, when adding userbox templates to userpages, they shouldn't be substituted (where you add '''subst:''' after the opening braces <nowiki>{{</nowiki> ). Doing so means that you add all the userbox template's code on to your userpage, not only making it messy to edit but also meaning if we need to update the userbox templates, any changes will not be applied to anyone who substituted it. Substituting also inserts parts of the template which should not be on userpages - such has special template categories. Finally, there are no benefits to substituting - it defeats the purpose of having templates for userboxes in the first place.

When I come across userpages which have substituted templates (obvious by edits to the userpage which add characters in the thousands) I use the phrase "Please don't reinvent the wheel" in the edit summary to make a point that there is no need for a user to duplicate code which already exists in a nice easy-to-use template. I stole it from [[User:Champthom|Champthom]].

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:15, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh derp. Sorry about that. D: Thanks for telling me, I'll try not to goof again. :3
 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 20:00, 4 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

User talk:Anonymax

2010-06-04T05:10:53Z

DonnieDarko: /* Uh, question. */ new section

You've been busy already - good job. Keep it up. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 13:36, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Thanks for fixing the typos in Mumble 3! Sometimes my memory fails me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:04, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:User Template Categories ==

That sounds like a good idea. Should we start moving pages, then? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:18, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
* Hmm, now that you mention it, I tried moving the weeaboo category to change its capitalization but I didn't see the "move" tab.

:An awards/standard userboxes split sounds good. It'll keep the Awards category from being cluttered. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:36, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

* Got it. I'd delete them right now, but since I'm only supposed to delete vandalism I don't want to accidentally abuse my Jerkop powers. Maybe you should ask one of the higher ups to do it? '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:11, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

==Re: New Shirt Icons==

Okay. I've been using MS Paint all this time, but I just downloaded GIMP (it seems to be a lot more user-friendly than I remembered). How many have you fixed so far? I can fix the rest if there are any left to be done. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 01:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, I've got it. Thanks for offering, though. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 02:04, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
** I hope you do ZThe Joker shirt justice seeing as it actually is one of his best known shirts for raging now.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 21:55, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

== About the welcome template... ==
I saw your post on YawningSquirtleRedux's talk page and I understand your reasoning, but wouldn't it be more convenient to to just use the template rather than all the text itself? I mean, thats what the template is for isn't it? It saves file size and and can actually be just typed out, rather than having to copy paste it in from somewhere. Plus it makes the talk pages easier to navigate around without all that text there. I don't know about you, but to me, using the template seems it'd be the easier option. And i'm still not sure what'd be so bad about the user talk pages changing when the template is edited. Wouldn't that just mean they'd have the up to date version of the welcome? Besides, how often would we even need to change the template. It looks fine to me as it is. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:52, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

== Hey, buddy ==

[[Template:Zoroastrian|You forgot a userbox.]] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:26, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Ham ==

I'm amazed - nay, ASTOUNDED - that we have a template for that. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]], 21:40, 03 June 2010

== My Page ==
Thanks for cleaning up the userboxes. I kind of got the feeling I had done it wrong, but was too tired to mess around with it any more.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 04:57, 4 June 2010 (UTC)

== Uh, question. ==

I recently saw in my talk page's history something about you not wanting me to reinvent the wheel?
May I ask what that was about?
 [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:10, 4 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

Template:Picture of the now

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DonnieDarko:

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[[Hamsty the Hamster|Our glorious new CWCipedia Captain.]]

<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits pride of place on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a picture, which is normally related to recent Chris activity. Beside it should be a caption, quote or brief explanation of the picture. Suggestions for new pictures of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Picture of the now|this template's talk page]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]] [[Category: Pages that have been edited by Chris]]</noinclude>

Talk:Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-26T15:44:09Z

DonnieDarko: /* Yeah, I know, not a forum, but. */

Where's the video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:34, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:It will be available soon. It's still processing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLwUjuNJYM] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I see. I wonder if he'll bore us like with the last video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I'm only a minute in and he's back to ranting about the Cleavland Show.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:47, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:He's got to be the only fan of that show. I watched it before and I thought it was painfully unfunny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Same here, BreadGod. In many ways, "The Cleveland Show" is a lot like Sonichu. They're both unfunny, unoriginal, and were bad ideas to begin with. --[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 17:34, 20 May 2010
:::: I bet when Fox cancels the Cleveland Show (and they will, everyone i know hates that garbage), I totally expect CWC to rage about it and blame the leaving of that voice actress for the cancellation --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 03:35, 21 May 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
Is it bad that I misread the title as "[[Recycling|Semen Flavored Condoms]]"? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription ==
I'm going to make a start on it from the beginning, if anyone elsewants to start from like 5min in or something. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:Everything past the 5 minute mark is my BITCH. A BITCH I must TRANSRIBE.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::Ahaha his new stock insult is that WE are the autistics what the fuck. Somebody dig up some reaction photos of these comedians. Hopefully ones that are a mixture of confused, afraid and furious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:20, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Ah shit, I gotta go and not be glued in front of my computer like an autistic for a few hours. I transcribed up to 8:07. Someone pick up my slack.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::I've finished it. Since I didn't know most of the things Chris was quoting in badly performed impressions, I tried to look them up. I've left 2 gaps where I just had no idea what he was saying - I could pick out words but it would look better if someone who knew the quotes could fill them in. I linked most names to Wikipedia, to help those people out there who have never heard of the names Chris spouts out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

: I got up to the point where he complains about the voice be whiney and hi-pitched... Couldn't take the irony --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:22, 20 May 2010 (EST)

== Cameos ==
Wall of originals, marge poster sailor moon poster, and guitar of fail cameos, also, no medal and he is still going bald 1:53, also, is it me or the angle of the camera makes Chris look like a Charger from LFD2? .[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:30, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:It certainly looks like Chris has been using his right hand a lot more than his left. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 22:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Shirt ==
Can we call this one "The Redneck"? It's the same getup that he had in his hookcafe pic so it deserves some recognition. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*I prefer "Cool guy" because it's Chris's pathetic attempt to seem cool. Oh, I added a thing at the beginning mentioning some topics Chris brings up--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:38, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
**How about "The Poser"? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 21:40, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
** maybe "The Homo" or "Flabby Arms" or "The rebel"[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:43, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Actually, how about "Trucker Man". It fit Chris so well in the video when he failed at impersonating Larry the Cable Guy --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* "The Trucker" sounds about right. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Voting for "The Trucker".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:19, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The Trucker Look is what he described it to Sydney as, so I'm voting for 'The Trucker'. That and I must automatically agree with anything Beat says because he is awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:55, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I also vote for "The Trucker."--[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 20:18 20 May 2010 (PST)
::::::* "The Trucker" has my vote as well. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:03, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
*Has he stopped wearing his [[muscle bra]]? Those titties are out in full force.

==...==
Fucktard. He wants Jerry Seinfeld to make a video response to this. He thinks that A) He's worth Jerry's time. B) Jerry wastes his time on YouTube, as opposed to spending his time being rich (an enjoyable activity, or so I've heard). C) Jerry watches Chris' videos. D) Jerry would respond positively to this manchild. Fuck him. I've read pretty much every article on this wiki, and I've watched the vast majority of his videos. For some reason, this idea makes me more irritated with him than anything else he's done combined, maybe just because it's in the present, but also because it compounds the whole issue with this kid. I hate the fucker. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:33, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:*And the kicker? Even if all of the above were true, Chris probably wouldn't watch it. Or, if a troll forced him too, he'd just say 'it's okay'. Awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:52, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

==He misses the internet==
He misses the internet. He misses ''us''. How long can it be before he's back cursing trolls and zapping to the extreme? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:18, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll give him until August. That's usually when he comes back to the internet in full force. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:54, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I have the weird feeling that someone (Rocky) gave him strict rules for the content of his YouTube videos. Things like talking only about non-personal subjects like reflections on current news and shows. The first minute is quite reveleating; he WANTS to talk to the trolls. He's almost begging for it.. When his "Internet Probation" will be lifted, We will be treated with a couple of 'Tard-Rage videos. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:57, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Rocky can't watch over Chris forever. One of these days, she'll think that Chris has finally changed his ways and turn a blind eye. When that happens, Chris will return. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:53, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::In fact, Rocky's influence is already slipping. Chris added in the video comments about Jews, his family's health status and special pleading for his autism. This is the same tactic he used in the video "It's Okay To Be Gay"; tell everything they want you to say but slip from time to time. Oh yes, he's coming back. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:03, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Can anyone do a good Seinfeld impression? ==

We should have audio of Seinfeld performing Christian's material, except, you know, worded like actual sentences.
If no one else can do one, I guess I'll just try and do it. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 02:58, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
* You don't need to do a ''good'' impersonation to trick Chris. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 12:00, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE! ==

Maybe it's just me, but am I the only one who doesn't notice any difference between the two voice actresses on "The Cleveland Show." Maybe it's the horrible audio quality on Chris's PSEye, but I can't hear any difference. --SpaceScreaminJohn 03:23, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:Seemed slightly higher-pitched to me, but seeing as how her character is supposed to be a teenage girl, it's not a big deal. Also, he's not recording with the PSeye. You can see it on top of the TV in the background.--[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:10, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::As someone that watches the show... Yes, there is an immediately noticeable difference between the two voice actresses, and yes, the new one is... Grating. That said, it's not the sort of thing that deserves the amount of attention Chris has given it. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:06, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Yeah, I know, not a forum, but. ==

Has anyone noticed how he referred to himself in the third-person (through Seinfeld) as a teenager?
Isn't that a bit odd? I know it's old news he's mentally stuck as a teenager, but still. He said it himself.
Edit: Ffff. Didn't re-read the article. For some reasn when I originally wanted to post this, the whole thing error'd on me.
So yeah, ignore my observation. [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 15:44, 26 May 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko
*Sign your post please. Also, it may be that he was speculating that he'd be confused ''for'' a teenager--he seems convinced that he hasn't changed at all physically since high school.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:59, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
**My impression was that he was just talking about some random autistic teenager. Granted, the only person Chris cares about is Chris, so you had better belive that this random teenager would basically be Chris in every way shape and form.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:01, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
*As I have read earlier, I think he's using the third person because he want to talk about himself while somebody (Rocky) forbids him to do so. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:45, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
Derp, my bad. [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 15:43, 26 May 2010 (UTC)Donnie Darko

== Chris and Comedy ==
Anyone think that this could be a good basis for a 'Chris and Comedy' page? This isn't really Random Access Humor, it is just unfunny. Chris thinks that his weird, rambling stand-up thing about autism, that contains no actual jokes, is funny.
Any thoughts? [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 09:04, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:The Random-Access-Humor page really IS Chris and comedy for all intents and purposes. Let's focus on rewriting it before we make another "Chris And..." page. A good place to start that would be the Regina E-mails, as they contain both examples of Random Acess Humor, and Chris's bizarre attempts at justifying it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::How about we merge random access humour into Minor CWCisms and we make a 'humour' page about Chris's relation to comedy in general. All the non randomness related stuff from the RAH page can go there, as well as anything we can get out of this. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:36, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::The "Chris and..." Pages are some of my favorites, so I'm all for creating a "Chris and Comedy/Humor/Whatever" page, assuming there's sufficient material/analysis to justify it. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 03:37, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
::::The Chris And... pages are the ones that should be held to the highest standards, so if you're going to do Chris and Comedy, I suggest you spend some time drafting it first.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:03, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*As Beat said, the Random-Access Humor is for all extensive purposes "Chris and humor." The thing with "Chris and..." page is that this can be done with any page on the CWCki. The Sonichu comic could easily become "Chris and his comic." [[Bob Chandler]] could easily become "Chris and his father." I think I might have made the first "Chris and..." pages mostly in the same vein of Wikipedia pages where topics that were too long or too distracting to be discussed on a main page would get their own page for a more in depth look (for instance, the Wikipedia page on "Abraham Lincoln's sexuality" would by too long and too distracting in tone and content for the main article on Abraham Lincoln). However I'm not a fan of them because mostly they've become essays which are fun to read but mostly speculative and mostly a way for people to justify their e-psychiatry or whatever personal views of Chris. So yeah, you could easily do "Chris and humor" in Random-Access Humor. I don't think there's really enough incidents of non-random access humor that would warrant its own page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:23, 23 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Thats why I suggested a 'Humour' page rather than a 'Chris and Humour' page. I feel that we should make a page just about 'Humour'. One word. Just like 'Parody' or 'Homos'. The Humour page would then talk about Christian's relationship to humour, both random and this sort of shit. Most of the stuff from the current RAH page would go there. Then RAH is turned into a redirect to a small section in Minor CWCisms about the term 'Random Acess Humour' itself, and what exactly it means. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:07, 23 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::I concur. Sounds like a plan, but what you're talking about would absolutely be a Chris and... page. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 02:53, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris types a phrase, Latches onto it, Never lets go. ==

I just realized the end of his Jerry Sienfeld thing (Which I am a less funny person for having transcribed) is just a repeat of his response to Vivian when she sent him the Toucher and Rich Segment. While I doubt this will become the next "Flies on a Garbage Dump" it always strikes me as interesting when Chris starts recycling a line.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:54, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-26T15:43:09Z

DonnieDarko: /* Yeah, I know, not a forum, but. */

Where's the video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:34, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:It will be available soon. It's still processing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLwUjuNJYM] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I see. I wonder if he'll bore us like with the last video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I'm only a minute in and he's back to ranting about the Cleavland Show.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:47, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:He's got to be the only fan of that show. I watched it before and I thought it was painfully unfunny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Same here, BreadGod. In many ways, "The Cleveland Show" is a lot like Sonichu. They're both unfunny, unoriginal, and were bad ideas to begin with. --[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 17:34, 20 May 2010
:::: I bet when Fox cancels the Cleveland Show (and they will, everyone i know hates that garbage), I totally expect CWC to rage about it and blame the leaving of that voice actress for the cancellation --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 03:35, 21 May 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!
Is it bad that I misread the title as "[[Recycling|Semen Flavored Condoms]]"? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription ==
I'm going to make a start on it from the beginning, if anyone elsewants to start from like 5min in or something. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:Everything past the 5 minute mark is my BITCH. A BITCH I must TRANSRIBE.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::Ahaha his new stock insult is that WE are the autistics what the fuck. Somebody dig up some reaction photos of these comedians. Hopefully ones that are a mixture of confused, afraid and furious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:20, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Ah shit, I gotta go and not be glued in front of my computer like an autistic for a few hours. I transcribed up to 8:07. Someone pick up my slack.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::I've finished it. Since I didn't know most of the things Chris was quoting in badly performed impressions, I tried to look them up. I've left 2 gaps where I just had no idea what he was saying - I could pick out words but it would look better if someone who knew the quotes could fill them in. I linked most names to Wikipedia, to help those people out there who have never heard of the names Chris spouts out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

: I got up to the point where he complains about the voice be whiney and hi-pitched... Couldn't take the irony --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:22, 20 May 2010 (EST)

== Cameos ==
Wall of originals, marge poster sailor moon poster, and guitar of fail cameos, also, no medal and he is still going bald 1:53, also, is it me or the angle of the camera makes Chris look like a Charger from LFD2? .[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:30, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:It certainly looks like Chris has been using his right hand a lot more than his left. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 22:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Shirt ==
Can we call this one "The Redneck"? It's the same getup that he had in his hookcafe pic so it deserves some recognition. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*I prefer "Cool guy" because it's Chris's pathetic attempt to seem cool. Oh, I added a thing at the beginning mentioning some topics Chris brings up--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:38, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
**How about "The Poser"? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 21:40, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
** maybe "The Homo" or "Flabby Arms" or "The rebel"[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:43, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Actually, how about "Trucker Man". It fit Chris so well in the video when he failed at impersonating Larry the Cable Guy --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* "The Trucker" sounds about right. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Voting for "The Trucker".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:19, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*The Trucker Look is what he described it to Sydney as, so I'm voting for 'The Trucker'. That and I must automatically agree with anything Beat says because he is awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:55, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::*I also vote for "The Trucker."--[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 20:18 20 May 2010 (PST)
::::::* "The Trucker" has my vote as well. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:03, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
*Has he stopped wearing his [[muscle bra]]? Those titties are out in full force.

==...==
Fucktard. He wants Jerry Seinfeld to make a video response to this. He thinks that A) He's worth Jerry's time. B) Jerry wastes his time on YouTube, as opposed to spending his time being rich (an enjoyable activity, or so I've heard). C) Jerry watches Chris' videos. D) Jerry would respond positively to this manchild. Fuck him. I've read pretty much every article on this wiki, and I've watched the vast majority of his videos. For some reason, this idea makes me more irritated with him than anything else he's done combined, maybe just because it's in the present, but also because it compounds the whole issue with this kid. I hate the fucker. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:33, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:*And the kicker? Even if all of the above were true, Chris probably wouldn't watch it. Or, if a troll forced him too, he'd just say 'it's okay'. Awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:52, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

==He misses the internet==
He misses the internet. He misses ''us''. How long can it be before he's back cursing trolls and zapping to the extreme? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:18, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll give him until August. That's usually when he comes back to the internet in full force. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:54, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I have the weird feeling that someone (Rocky) gave him strict rules for the content of his YouTube videos. Things like talking only about non-personal subjects like reflections on current news and shows. The first minute is quite reveleating; he WANTS to talk to the trolls. He's almost begging for it.. When his "Internet Probation" will be lifted, We will be treated with a couple of 'Tard-Rage videos. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:57, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Rocky can't watch over Chris forever. One of these days, she'll think that Chris has finally changed his ways and turn a blind eye. When that happens, Chris will return. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:53, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::::In fact, Rocky's influence is already slipping. Chris added in the video comments about Jews, his family's health status and special pleading for his autism. This is the same tactic he used in the video "It's Okay To Be Gay"; tell everything they want you to say but slip from time to time. Oh yes, he's coming back. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:03, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Can anyone do a good Seinfeld impression? ==

We should have audio of Seinfeld performing Christian's material, except, you know, worded like actual sentences.
If no one else can do one, I guess I'll just try and do it. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 02:58, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
* You don't need to do a ''good'' impersonation to trick Chris. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 12:00, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE! ==

Maybe it's just me, but am I the only one who doesn't notice any difference between the two voice actresses on "The Cleveland Show." Maybe it's the horrible audio quality on Chris's PSEye, but I can't hear any difference. --SpaceScreaminJohn 03:23, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:Seemed slightly higher-pitched to me, but seeing as how her character is supposed to be a teenage girl, it's not a big deal. Also, he's not recording with the PSeye. You can see it on top of the TV in the background.--[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:10, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::As someone that watches the show... Yes, there is an immediately noticeable difference between the two voice actresses, and yes, the new one is... Grating. That said, it's not the sort of thing that deserves the amount of attention Chris has given it. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 06:06, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Yeah, I know, not a forum, but. ==

Has anyone noticed how he referred to himself in the third-person (through Seinfeld) as a teenager?
Isn't that a bit odd? I know it's old news he's mentally stuck as a teenager, but still. He said it himself.
Edit: Ffff. Didn't re-read the article. For some reasn when I originally wanted to post this, the whole thing error'd on me.
So yeah, ignore my observation.
*Sign your post please. Also, it may be that he was speculating that he'd be confused ''for'' a teenager--he seems convinced that he hasn't changed at all physically since high school.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:59, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
**My impression was that he was just talking about some random autistic teenager. Granted, the only person Chris cares about is Chris, so you had better belive that this random teenager would basically be Chris in every way shape and form.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:01, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
*As I have read earlier, I think he's using the third person because he want to talk about himself while somebody (Rocky) forbids him to do so. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:45, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
Derp, my bad. [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 15:43, 26 May 2010 (UTC)Donnie Darko

== Chris and Comedy ==
Anyone think that this could be a good basis for a 'Chris and Comedy' page? This isn't really Random Access Humor, it is just unfunny. Chris thinks that his weird, rambling stand-up thing about autism, that contains no actual jokes, is funny.
Any thoughts? [[User:Hazard|Hazard]] 09:04, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:The Random-Access-Humor page really IS Chris and comedy for all intents and purposes. Let's focus on rewriting it before we make another "Chris And..." page. A good place to start that would be the Regina E-mails, as they contain both examples of Random Acess Humor, and Chris's bizarre attempts at justifying it.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
::How about we merge random access humour into Minor CWCisms and we make a 'humour' page about Chris's relation to comedy in general. All the non randomness related stuff from the RAH page can go there, as well as anything we can get out of this. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:36, 21 May 2010 (UTC)
:::The "Chris and..." Pages are some of my favorites, so I'm all for creating a "Chris and Comedy/Humor/Whatever" page, assuming there's sufficient material/analysis to justify it. [[User:RobGoblin|RobGoblin]] 03:37, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
::::The Chris And... pages are the ones that should be held to the highest standards, so if you're going to do Chris and Comedy, I suggest you spend some time drafting it first.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:03, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*As Beat said, the Random-Access Humor is for all extensive purposes "Chris and humor." The thing with "Chris and..." page is that this can be done with any page on the CWCki. The Sonichu comic could easily become "Chris and his comic." [[Bob Chandler]] could easily become "Chris and his father." I think I might have made the first "Chris and..." pages mostly in the same vein of Wikipedia pages where topics that were too long or too distracting to be discussed on a main page would get their own page for a more in depth look (for instance, the Wikipedia page on "Abraham Lincoln's sexuality" would by too long and too distracting in tone and content for the main article on Abraham Lincoln). However I'm not a fan of them because mostly they've become essays which are fun to read but mostly speculative and mostly a way for people to justify their e-psychiatry or whatever personal views of Chris. So yeah, you could easily do "Chris and humor" in Random-Access Humor. I don't think there's really enough incidents of non-random access humor that would warrant its own page. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:23, 23 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Thats why I suggested a 'Humour' page rather than a 'Chris and Humour' page. I feel that we should make a page just about 'Humour'. One word. Just like 'Parody' or 'Homos'. The Humour page would then talk about Christian's relationship to humour, both random and this sort of shit. Most of the stuff from the current RAH page would go there. Then RAH is turned into a redirect to a small section in Minor CWCisms about the term 'Random Acess Humour' itself, and what exactly it means. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:07, 23 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::I concur. Sounds like a plan, but what you're talking about would absolutely be a Chris and... page. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 02:53, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris types a phrase, Latches onto it, Never lets go. ==

I just realized the end of his Jerry Sienfeld thing (Which I am a less funny person for having transcribed) is just a repeat of his response to Vivian when she sent him the Toucher and Rich Segment. While I doubt this will become the next "Flies on a Garbage Dump" it always strikes me as interesting when Chris starts recycling a line.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:54, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

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Just thought I'd join, wander in, watch the manchild's heart level drop, lawl.
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Oh, and hi people. :3
 
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Yaaay, a fellow Troper! --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:08, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

== Ohi. ==

:D Hi, Hiiro, welcome to the Cwcki! :3
>> Where'd you get the templates?
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For your plan, I suggest a Mailbag letter saying that he is a pregnant woman, and once he answers it and says he isn't, (In December 2011), then we follow up with a mailbag bombing full of letters all saying that he is. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:40, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
: But of course, we have to run a plan to get him back into writing the Mailbags first so he'll notice it, which we can only do once 110mb stops being shit and Chris forgets that he's not supposed to be on the Internet.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:23, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
About Waliflower looking like his mom, you should add that to your entry on snorlax because maybe she's coddled Chris so much that he most associates with women that make him think of her. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

==Trespassing==
Before anybody gets too het up about Snyder pressing charges for trespass or whatever, $2500 and/or a year in the slammer is the maximum possible sentence. There's no way a judge would look at Chris and hand down anything worse than a mild fine. If that. Even if it does take Chris to court again, nothing major is gonna come of this. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:03, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah. I'm not expecting either of those, but it ought to inspire Chris to make a new comic. Such beauty--even though he thinks he's escaped us, he's hit a wall he thinks we put up. Proof that even if we all quit pestering him, he'd still feel the effects a bit.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:09, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

==Rocky and Alec==
Since Rocky is trying to make Chris quit the internet, perhaps we should come up with some sort of scheme that will result in his banishment from Wesley Memorial, so that way she will no longer be able to influence him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:18, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
*She'll need some convincing. She is the ultiamte White Knight, remember? We'll need all the 'Chris and' articles, the sex videos, the death threat videos, Sonichu 10, Twin Falling Towers, The CWCipedia article on Aspergers, the article on slow in the minds, the article on Niggos, the article on Homos, and Sonichu 10. That should do it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:54, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
:Banning him won't work, his church is full of idiots who claim to be liberal Christians. It will be faster to just get her to realize that Chris cannot and will not change, and to do so we need to provoke him into coming onto the Internet again. I suggest that Alec be allowed to use the CWCipedia to host Sonichu 11 as well as answer some of the mailbag questions(in a snarky manner, of course). When Chris finds out and bitches, the Sysop will step in and remind him that Alec will not be able to make any changes to the website other than uploading comics or answering some of the mailbags. Oh, and if Chris doesn't make another comic in a month using Alec's reboot as a template(c what I did thar?), Alec gains full rights to Sonichu. Chris will freak out and start generating comics in an attempt to save his copyright. The Sysop can also say that the website has been getting many, many more hits than ever before after Alec has been on the website. The hellhole that is CWCipedia could use some positivity, after all.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:17, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
:*I agree. But can we convince Cogs to let us do that? Can we convince her to let Alec host his comics on the site to force Chris to come back? Its a good plan, but I don't know if she'd go for it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:42, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Worth a shot, just don't phrase it as "GIVE ALEC CWCIPEDIA RIGHTS AND VANDALIZE IT" or anything similar. The lynchpin is that Alec won't be allowed to do anything but upload comics--that way, Chris doesn't see trolls cascading over the site and crash into slumber, but he does see someone taking Sonichu from him. Chris puts a lot of value onto Sonichu--so long as he has it, it doesn't matter that he's a fat, lazy, insensitive, smelly, idiotic manchild. He's a fat, lazy, insensitive, smelly, idiotic manchild who CREATED SONICHU THE BEST IDEA EVER OMG. Take that away from him and he's nothing--in his own, true and honest eyes.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:52, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*I wasn't going to word it like that. I'm not sure how i'd word it. In any case I think you would be better at explaining it to Cogs than me. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:55, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*Letting Alec upload his Sonichu 11 to the CWCipedia would be a great idea. I am in full support of this. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:04, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*Indeed, we still need to get Alec and Cogs to agree but if we can then this should make Chris rage pretty hard. I also think that the plan with Rocky is good but 1)it won't get Chris banned, and 2)if we did so then it'd just get Chris to swear off the internet again for a little bit. Such an event would make any plans with Sonichu 11 potentially less successful. I'd say to act on Sonichu 11 and if that doesn't work then we can try to use Rocky (both should provoke Chris easily). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:01, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
::::*I would like to say though, that it would be a good idea to not directly go after Rocky in any way. She thinks theres hope of Chris changing, true, but that is just being naive. She's not retarded like Chris is. If we fuck with her in any significant way then she can do something about it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:13, 5 April 2010 (UTC)

I've pitched my idea(There were a few modifications as well as a suggestion for Sonichu 11's plot) to Alec, if he approves I'll ask Cogs. Plus, Rocky is an optional target--at the very least this should frustrate her.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:44, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
:*Frustration is always good. I still lol whenever I think about those pics of Chris's sex video being sent to Bob. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:01, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
:I'd also informed Alec that Chris, shortly after the Julie Fiasco, stated that he would always be the mayor of CWCville until he said so in the comic or a video--so long as Chris isn't uploading Sonichu 11, he's given Alec a shot at his weak point. If he finds out that abandoning the internet means abandoning CWCville(and by way of Sonichu 10, abandoning CWCville means shit goes boom), he'll be back in our hands in no time.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:58, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Good point! it's Just thing of " Alec is the new Mayor of CWCville" adds and Chris will be back in youtube raging as usual.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:53, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
::*I'm actually working on a list of things Alec can do(still no response). Naturally, any change must visibly alter the life of anyone in the comic for the better--that way, when Chris inevitably attempts to retcon it, we can claim that Chris ruined their lives for his own selfish needs(This assumes that we can't (ab)use Comic Chris's authority to declare anything cannon). Bonus points if they actually say "I love how my life is now, I sure hope it doesn't go back to being the way it was since I realize now that it sucked even though I thought I was happy!".
==Crystal is not a dream==
Maybe I can help you out on your "Crystal is not a dream" theory. Sailor Moon aired in syndication first in 1996. During that run, they introduced the future daughter of Sailor Moon, Chibi-Usa/Rini, but not that plot point (I believe they just mentioned she was from the future) until the company DiC aired the remaining episodes years later. Chris would have been 14 at the time, but I highly doubt he would have watched it, seeing as it came on at an early time in his area (5:30 AM. I know this because I watched it). He could have, who knows, but I doubt it. He would have most likely saw it when Cartoon Network aired the series again in 2000.

Now, here's the thing - in the anime, it was preordained that Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask would have this kid in the future and they would rule the Earth, no questions asked. The manga drives this home when Tuxedo Mask is killed near the end and Chibi-Usa fades from existence. This is much different from, say, Dragon Ball Z, where Future Trunks' actions lead to three different futures being created. Or that one Simpsons Halloween episode where Homer keeps screwing up the past and it has all these alterations to the future. Or hell, any of the Back to the Future movies.

The preordained future is probably Chris's selling point in this. He thinks the future is set in stone and there's no way you can change it. Then again, if that's true, then the trolls are probably true masters of time and space...--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:13, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
*When did the first episodes involving her air in the US, though? I'd assume sometime when Chris was at PVCC(and we know that he watched Saturday morning cartoons well into adulthood, at least until he was 25). Subs or dubs, he'd have heard about it during that period. And Crystal(the character) has been an idea in his head since August 19 2004(A Thursday). Wait, I'm on to something. That was a year and a half after he started the Love Quest(Febuary 24 2003), but Crystal didn't appear in the comic until Sonichu 4(whichever one was all the sub episodes), which Chris made in late 2005. In mid 2005, ''he met Megan''. Even if he hadn't seen the show for a while, that had to have reactivated his interest in Sailor Moon. That's a loose term, though--it's pretty much the third most plagarized thing in Sonichu after Sonic and Pokemon. He definitely modified the idea, but this is less plagiarism and more "Simpsons Did It" in the sense that it's not his daughter from the future, it's his sister from an alternate universe(or something).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:12, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
** Ahh... I would guess sometime in November-December of 1996. It was in syndication, thus, five days a week and since the character showed up in the second season, yeah you're looking at about that time, I'm not exactly sure. And it would be around that time in about 98-99 when Cartoon Network got it and kept it until about... early-to-mid 2001? (I know that because after 9/11, Toonami, the block SM was on, became the Dragonball Hour). But, yeah, I think Megan has a lot to do with Chris's resurgence in that series as well.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:52, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

*True masters of time and space...I think...Maybe...What do you think would happen if Chris found out that his sucess is not gaurenteed? In fact, what do you think would happen if Chris could somehow be convinced, that his ''Failure'', is gaurenteed? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
:* I remember a suggestion that turned up on /cwc/ that went like this--a girl was supposed to claim to be Crystal from the future. She'd have various conversations with Chris that would go on until Chris got suspicious of her being a troll/tried to have sex with her. Somehow, this would alter the future so she wouldn't exist and she'd "fade out" in front of Clyde Cash or someone else during a chat with Chris. I thought it was funny, anyway--it would end with Chris realizing that he had more or less killed Crystal with his stupidity.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

:* It would be epic and lulsworthy, but also completely impossible. Chris is a perfect storm; welfare fraud coupled with autism, staggering ignorance and rampant, raging narcissism all wrapped in enabling parents who provide both a corporeal (his room) and imaginary (CWCville) safe-house for Chris means that he can resist practically any change. Even the combined armies of the various chans, for all their life-destroying might, have barely made a dent in his life; the worst that they've really done is make him a little paranoid, made him go outside a little less, and made him unemployable to anyone who knows how to use Google. It would take something extremely serious and definitely illegal to break him out of this "zone". Something like forced military conscription, the death of both his parents or (more realistically) the loss of all household tugboats would be sufficient; precious little else would be. Remember: Chris is the wall. You can't beat the wall no matter how hard you try. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 17:51, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Of course, we don't need to beat the wall when the wall is collapsing in on itself. We're just watching and making fun of it. Also, anyone have a list of media that involve time travel that we know for sure Chris has seen?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:11, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
::*We don't know that this wouldn't work. Keep in mind that Chris is incredibly gullible. We could manufacture something to this extent but to drive it home we may have to use videos to make it more believable to Chris. There's plenty of video editing software that could make Crystal "fade away" on camera. However, the problem arises if Chris has the foresight to ask personal questions that we don't know or even: "Who's your mother?" It could be made more believable if we get someone to plant the idea in Chris's head that time travel could be possible. There are stories of people allegedly doing this so we could play off of that. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 18:46, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Her "mother" can just be some random woman we know in Charlottesville who has standards and would never go near Chris in a million years. Or Crystal can just claim that she died in childbirth or somewhere around then. We already know enough about Chris's own personal (and ideal) personal life.
:::*For added hilarity, say that he got his boyfriend free girl, lost his virginity, got Crystal and was content, but that he lost it. He lost his future wife when Clyde Cash stabbed her, and also say that Future Christian was also murdered by Clyde. Also to top it off:His mother outlived him, and by the time he died, the ED page and Asperpedia were still up, and that they stayed there well after he died. He never accomplishes his goal of making Sonichu famous and the world only remembers him for his stupidity. What better way to crush his spirit? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:58, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*That sounds too suspicious, Crystal simply convincing him she exists is enough to convince him of the future--then, she'll reveal the name of Chris's destined sweetheart in the presence of Clyde Cash(who for some reason will not turn up on the news). A day later Clyde will "have sex" with her "mother" and Crystal will vanish/suddenly act like she came back from the future to help Clyde troll Chris(Clyde is her father).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:20, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
::::*That works. How to convince him time travel is real though? We know that he does think these things are real, hell, he thinks cartoons are real. But he does not think that he'd ever come across time travel users or anything, in spite of his ego. In the mailbag, someone called Gendo once told him that his sister Crystal exists in some form somewhere, and that through mysticism and help from Chris they could make contact. Part of a trolling scheme obviously. Chris's reaction was 'Crystal is not real, don't be silly, i'm not stupid.' He considers her real, but does not believe that she really exists in the real world, so to speak. It'd take a lot of time and effort to really make him believe that someone is a time travelling Crystal. Hes really retarded, really niave, and really gullible. But even he has some degree of common sense. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:40, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
::::*That was Crystal Weston Chandler(sister), we're dealing with Crystal Weston Chandler(daughter) here. His wish that he had a sister is strong, but it's smothered by the other things--note that it was Crystal who was trapped in a mirror instead of Megan(A potential Crystal maker).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:31, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well there IS the case of John Titor but you can look him up on wikipedia and find out he's full of crap. I listen to Coast to Coast AM every now and then and they talk about time travel and describe how it could work (any in-depth analysis by a notable physicist would probably dismiss their theories or realize it's all just speculation) but gullible people, it seems totally real. We could check out such theories and see if there's one we might be able to use. Or am I just getting too far out here? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 20:55, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::*No. I think this would be hilarious if we could do it. How though is a different matter. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:01, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Be realistic guys, Chris is gullible, but to an extend, this scheme of Crystal is as possible of convincing chris that someone saw Sonichu in the wild and then photoshop a picture.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:49, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
:** It won't be hard. Chris couldn't tell the difference between a picture of Vanessa Hudgeson and Megan Fox; hell. If we showed him a convincing fake such as this(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/99/Pikapikachu.jpg), he'd probably believe it; especially if it was, say, photoshopped onto a CNN article. "Real genuine Sonichu found in the wild!" indeed.
:***Try convincing him that Pikachu is real first. Baby steps guys. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:46, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I was looking through the Scrapbook images, and I found [[:File:454-CWCsPossibleFuture.JPG|this file]]. Notice that Future!Chris and his wife only have a son- Crystal is nowhere in sight. If Chris really had the Crystal dream in elementary school- and immediately decided that it was his destiny- you'd think he'd put Crystal in this picture. Thus he either didn't have the dream until ''after'' high school, or he didn't have it at all.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 06:58, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

*Looks to be about right, good find--he'd have drawn this between 1999 and 2001, and if we go with the theory that he stole the whole "predestined daughter from the future" thing from Sailor Moon, then he would have to have had the Crystal dream somewhere after that. Worthy of note is the fact that Pokemon Crystal was released in 2001 and likely was announced earlier(which would explain where the name came from). Also note that Crystal was the first game where you could chose to play as a girl. Here's what I think Chris thought. "Oh, a girl--naming her is too stressful, what's the game suggesting? Oh, hey, CRYSTAL! That could actually be a name! That's a lot better than Yellow or Gold! And it even sounds like MY name! I like it even more because of that!"--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

*Something Chris once wrote(I think it was in the Nintendo Power magazine he made) bothered me--when he wrote about winning a fictional contest, he stated that he would be able to "watch the game being made". As if he was expecting a huge factory where parts were stuck together in an instant and not a bunch of people working on code for months at a time. Come to think of it this is probably where he got the idea that he could get away with never updating--he must think that Sega and Nintendo and everyone else have the power to instantly spit out games and they're just saying "No, no, we just don't feel like it yet, keep on waiting".--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:40, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== I think you're right ==
I think Chris really does believe hes related to Jesus. Theres so much evidence of it...I mean...Dear Lord...He actually thinks he is the Christ! This needs a mailbag letter and a section in Chris and Religion. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:31, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

== PS3 hack ==

That's a brilliant and simple method to get Chris back on the internet. Considering his e-fame, his poor choice of passwords, and his cartoonishly ridiculous gullibility, it should be easy to garner a video response from Chris and is a surefire way to get him back on the internet. It worked with Jack Thaddeus, it worked with Surfshack Tito, and should work again if our predictions are correct. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:59, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
*I think Tito only hacked it because a certain someone leaked the fact that Chris's PSN password had eighteen or so characters(it may have been ChristianWChandler), plus I've never managed to breach either of his Youtubes(just, y'know, to unblock myself). Heck, it might be something in his mangled form of Spainish.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:22, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
**It can't be too hard. Everyone and their mother have hacked Chris's PSN by now. It shouldn't take anything more than lurking on the ED forums and asking Jack to help really nicely to get the password. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:03, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

==Oh shit==
Heather was mentioned long before January, just not in the comic. --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 06:33, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Which one, the nanny or the wallflower? I assume nanny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:19, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, the Spanish Lesbian Nanny. She was mentioned in one of his character profiles on the cwckipedia, and I'm entirely sure it was long before last fall. --[[User:Sonichuis44|Sonichuis44]] 22:38, 10 April 2010 (UTC)

== I hope he does go to prison ==
Sure there would be little updates, but Chris getting raped would be hilarious. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 05:08, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
*Technically he wouldn't be a virgin anymore.... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 05:11, 13 April 2010 (UTC)
**Wouldn't that be funny to pull on him? A while after prison when his life has returned to normal, he makes a video about how hes a frustrated high functioning autistic virgin with rage and that some random girl that hes stalking should pity him. Then we tell him in the mailbag, 'Well no actually. You lost your virginity in prison to 'Jerkisoner'' It'd be even funnier if he comes out of all that and we could convince that the raping did turn him gay, and we could make him get that sex change he wanted. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:21, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris getting raped in prison alone would be hilarious--you just KNOW that he'll do it in the comic too(the comic must mirror life). Once he's out, Sonichu 11 will consist of Chris being tortured in prison for a crime he supposedly didn't commit and sentenced by an evil autistic fearing court led by Michael Snyder(who will replace Mary Lee Walsh and fight using either race cars or giant robots because they are manly). The Sonichus will plot to break him out of prison in between textwalling about why Chris didn't deserve to go to prison and he is awesome and not gay, and Chris will beat up everyone in the prison and not be raped. It'll be beautiful, even when it ends with Chris killing everyone and smugly declaring how right he was.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:04, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and his son ==
You know, the way you word it, it almost makes me feel sorry for Chris. Almost. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 04:17, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

==Like Chris?==
Dude. Your rants are some of the most interesting and thought provoking stuff on this whole page. You are not like Chris, any more than you are like a pineapple. No moar of that madness! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:32, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

==Paulo/Megan thing==

I completely agree. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:05, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Wow. ==

I find these analyses fascinating. They're fun to read (especially whilst evading teh homework of doom).
 
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Talk to me. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:33, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
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:OKAY--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:26, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
::Hello there. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Hi. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:34, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
**You wanna smoke some weed later? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:42, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

I don't mind people copying me--I can't supply all of the insight, after all. Just don't SET ME ON FIRE.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:08, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

== Lyrical analysis ==

Cool! I actually noticed something like that in one of my favorite songs. I think I'll blatantly steal your idea and write about it on my userpage.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:34, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
: Go right ahead. The more analyses we make, the better. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:46, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
::Are you going to make your analysis here into a fan page?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:15, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
:::If it doesn't run the risk of getting deleted, then yes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:21, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
:D I love your lyrical analysis, Bread! ^_^ I also love Slayer. >.>
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Just thought I'd join, wander in, watch the manchild's heart level drop, lawl.
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Oh, and hi people. :3
 
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