https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Dormiebasne CWCki - User contributions [en] 2026-04-11T14:36:03Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.37.6 https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Discord_Violent_Extremism&diff=349611 User:Dormiebasne/Discord Violent Extremism 2025-10-01T16:07:12Z <p>Dormiebasne: Discord Policy Explainers April 2024</p> <hr /> <div>Violent Extremism<br /> At Discord, we take a firm stance against violent extremism. We do not tolerate the presence or activities of violent extremist organizations and other violent groups. Users are not allowed to use Discord to organize, promote, or support violent extremist activities or beliefs. The term violent extremist organization describes groups that promote a political, ideological, or religious agenda and tolerate, advocate for, or use violence to achieve their goals.<br /> <br /> This policy covers a wide range of actors, such as terrorist groups, violent extremist organizations, and violent hate groups. We also include informal groups or networks, as well as paramilitary and non-state armed groups, that are organized around extremist beliefs under this policy.<br /> <br /> Even if not associated with a violent extremist group, users may not share or promote content associated with these groups or content that advocates for violent extremist beliefs on Discord.<br /> <br /> As one of the highest-harm areas of abuse, violent extremist organizing is also subject to our Off-Platform Behaviors Policy.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating This Policy<br /> Don’t post or share hateful content or content that glorifies or encourages violence — even as a joke<br /> Don’t post content if you know it was created by or is associated with a terrorist organization or hate group<br /> Don’t pretend or claim to be a member of a terrorist or violent extremist group to others<br /> If you find yourself in a server that is sharing this type of content, report it and consider removing yourself from the space<br /> Please leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may also take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of This Policy<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations right in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #5.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If you or another user is in immediate danger, please contact law enforcement right away and let them know what's going on, regardless of the information you're able to provide.<br /> <br /> Violent and Graphic Media<br /> At Discord, we are committed to creating a safe and positive online environment. We do not allow the uploading or sharing of any material depicting real violence, gore, or animal cruelty. Violent and graphic media can include various forms of content, such as portraying death or injury, showing detailed physical harm happening to individuals, or depicting the infliction of pain, fear, or distress to animals.<br /> <br /> Glorification and Incitement of Violence<br /> The glorification and incitement of acts of violence pose a serious threat to the well-being and mental health of individuals, as well as the safety of our communities on and off Discord. We have a strict policy against any form of threats or harm towards others. We may escalate threats to law enforcement if we believe it is required to prevent immediate harm.<br /> <br /> “Glorification of violence” refers to the act of admiring or celebrating acts of physical harm towards humans that cause death, injury, or harm. “Incitement” of violence includes organizing, coordinating, promoting, or encouraging acts of violence to be carried out.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Do not share media depicting graphic content<br /> Do not glorify dangerous organizations, mass murderers, or serial killers<br /> Do not engage in the incitement, glorification, or celebration of violence (including sexual violence) against individuals or groups of people<br /> Do not celebrate, advocate, or promote swatting of others<br /> Please leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may also take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #5 and #12.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If you or another user is in immediate danger, please contact law enforcement right away and let them know what's going on, regardless of the information you're able to provide.<br /> <br /> Unauthorized Copyright Access Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Unauthorized Copyright Access<br /> At Discord, we take a firm stance against violating intellectual property rights. We respond to facially-valid reports of copyright infringement in compliance with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) and other applicable intellectual property laws. Our Copyright &amp; IP Policy explains this process in detail.<br /> <br /> This policy prohibits activity that provides others with direct, unauthorized access to copyrighted material (such as via live-streams) as well as efforts to coordinate such access. Coordination includes services or offers for services that facilitate the unauthorized sale, purchase, or trade of copyrighted material.<br /> <br /> This policy also covers types of activity that infringe on the rights of copyright owners, including the distribution of tools that get around copyright protections. Exploits for online games (also called “cheats” or “hacks”) fall under this policy if they circumvent anti-cheating software or impermissibly modify a game’s code or files.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating This Policy<br /> Respect the intellectual property rights of others - don’t stream or provide access to copyrighted works if you are not authorized to do so<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of This Policy<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users or affected individuals can report policy violations by emailing a report to copyright@discordapp.com.<br /> <br /> For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #24.<br /> <br /> Teen and Child Safety Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Child Sexualization<br /> Content that sexualizes children has no place on Discord or in society. We don't tolerate any kind of text or media — real or generated — on our platform that portrays children in a sexual manner. This type of content causes serious harm to victims.<br /> <br /> We consider Off-Platform Behaviors when reviewing content under this policy due to the high-harm nature of the offense.<br /> <br /> We report illegal child sexual abuse material (CSAM) and grooming to the National Center for Missing &amp; Exploited Children. Users who post this content are permanently banned from Discord.<br /> <br /> Inappropriate Sexual Conduct with Teens and Grooming<br /> Discord has a zero-tolerance policy towards individuals who engage in sexual grooming, extortion (sometimes referred to as “sextortion”), or the sexual exploitation of minors. Users who engage in this behavior will be permanently removed from Discord on a first offense. We consider anyone under the age of 18 to be a minor and anyone 18 or over to be an adult.<br /> <br /> Given the high-harm nature of this content, we will also consider off-platform evidence as explained in our Off-Platform Behaviors Policy when reviewing content under this policy.<br /> <br /> Teen Self-Endangerment<br /> We take the safety of our younger users seriously and don't allow children under the age of 13 to have a Discord account. We want our teen users to be able to express themselves freely on Discord while also taking steps to ensure these users don’t engage in risky behaviors that might endanger their safety and wellbeing.<br /> <br /> We also don’t allow servers that encourage or facilitate dating between teens, even if run by teens themselves. These types of spaces can make our teen communities targets for others who may want to exploit them and can inadvertently facilitate other violations of this policy.<br /> <br /> While we understand that teens may want to help each other stay safe online, we cannot allow users or communities to put themselves in potential harm’s way. This means that we will take action against users or servers that we reasonably believe are trying to “bait” or entrap others into inappropriate interactions with teenage users.<br /> <br /> We want teens to be safe on Discord, but we also don’t want to penalize them for expressing themselves or exploring their identities. We expect that some users might violate this policy without realizing it, so we provide warnings to teen users where possible. However, for their own safety, we permanently remove a user’s account from the platform if we see consistent violations of this policy or if the user appears to be in immediate risk of harm.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Do not post about sexualizing, grooming, or abusing children — even as a joke<br /> Do not send or ask for sexual content from anyone under the age of 18 — even if you are also under 18<br /> If you are an adult and run a server that allows sexual content, make sure that you mark any channel that contains sexually explicit content with an “age gate”<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Please leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may also take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations right in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #6, #7, and #8.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If your sensitive photos have been shared or published online, the following resources can help:<br /> <br /> Take It Down (NCMEC) is a service that you can use to help remove online nude, partially nude, or sexually explicit photos and videos taken before you were 18<br /> NoFiltr has resources to help you protect yourself online and support you in these situations. You can also text NOFILTR to 741741 for immediate assistance<br /> If you or someone else is in danger we encourage you to consider contacting law enforcement right away and letting them know what's going on, regardless of the information you're able to provide.<br /> <br /> If you or a friend needs mental health support, we encourage you to use the following resources:<br /> <br /> If you’re outside of the United States:<br /> <br /> A list of worldwide crisis hotlines can be found here<br /> If you’re in the United States:<br /> <br /> Crisis Text Line is a nonprofit that provides 24/7 text-based volunteer support for people in crisis, by texting DISCORD to 741741<br /> The Lifeline number (1-800-273-8255) is available 24/7 for emotional support<br /> Although we're not affiliated with staff at any of these hotlines, they're trained to help and guide callers with ways to address things that are bothering them.<br /> <br /> Suicide and Self-Harm Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Suicide and Self-Harm Risk<br /> At Discord, we are committed to creating a safe online environment and preventing harm. We understand the importance of a strong community and positive surroundings when it comes to mental well-being.<br /> <br /> We do not allow coordinating acts of self-harm or showing harmful actions towards oneself. Self-harm is when someone deliberately hurts themselves physically. Examples of self-harm behaviors include intentionally ending one's life, engaging in disordered eating patterns, etc.<br /> <br /> Self-Harm Encouragement and Promotion<br /> Using Discord to glorify or promote suicide or self-harm is not allowed under any circumstance. We believe in fostering a positive and healthy environment where users can come together to support one another. However, it is important that these discussions do not promote or normalize self-harm behaviors. Our goal is to ensure that everyone feels safe and supported.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Do not share illustrations of self-harm<br /> Do not encourage, promote, or normalize self-harm<br /> Do not discourage others from seeking treatment for self-harming behaviors<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #11.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If you or another user is in immediate danger, please contact law enforcement right away and let them know what's going on, regardless of the information you're able to provide.<br /> <br /> Discord partners with Crisis Text Line, a nonprofit that provides 24/7 text-based mental health support and crisis intervention via trained volunteer crisis counselors. Crisis Text Line is currently available to those in the United States and is offered in both English and Spanish. You can read more about this partnership here.<br /> Other resources, such as lifeline numbers, can be found here.<br /> <br /> Sexual Solicitation Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Sexual Solicitation<br /> At Discord, we prohibit sexual solicitation on our service. Sexual solicitation involves requests from people looking for or offering sexual services in exchange for compensation. This includes activities that would facilitate or encourage in-person sexual meetups, such as advertising or promoting sexual services, as well as coordinating logistics or payments for in-person sexual services.<br /> <br /> This policy covers adult-to-adult conduct. Any instances of adult-to-child sexual solicitation will be reviewed under our Teen and Child Safety Policies.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating This Policy<br /> Do not engage in acts supporting or coordinating sexual solicitation<br /> If you aren’t sure if a piece of content might violate this policy, do not post it<br /> If you see this content being shared in a direct message or in a server, report it to us immediately, block the user, and leave the DM or server<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of This Policy<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #27<br /> <br /> Sexual Content Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Sexual Content<br /> At Discord, we believe users should feel comfortable expressing themselves. That’s why we allow our adult users (18+) to post and share sexual content, so long as it aligns with our policies. We also understand that not everyone wants to see this type of content, and that this content isn’t appropriate for our younger users. In order to maintain a safe environment for all, we have limitations on where sexually explicit content can be posted on Discord and how it can be accessed.<br /> <br /> [Sensitive language content warning]<br /> Discord defines sexually explicit content as any content that presents genitalia, female nipples, the anus, or sexual activity without censoring or obscuring it. Sexually suggestive content is any content that may evoke sexual arousal without being overt in description or depiction of genitalia, female nipples, the anus, or sexual activity.<br /> <br /> While we may make exceptions for educational or newsworthy content, in general, all sexually explicit content on Discord is considered age-restricted and should only be posted or accessed by users who are 18 years of age or older.<br /> <br /> Sexually explicit content should not be posted in general open access areas within Discord:<br /> <br /> For servers, this includes any sections of a server’s profile where content can be posted and seen outside of the server, such as the server name, server invite link, server invite background, and server icon. This also includes content hosted within a server that can be posted elsewhere on the platform, such as stickers and emojis. <br /> For user and bot accounts, these surfaces include all sections of the User Profile, such as the username, display name, avatar, banner, and About Me sections. Users may not post sexual content in any sections of their account’s server profiles unless the server profile is associated with a server that is entirely age-gated.<br /> Servers can host sexually explicit content within their server as long as it does not violate our policies, the server owner and moderators are all over the age of 18 and any channel where sexually explicit content is hosted is marked with an age-restricted label. You can learn how to apply an age-restricted label to your server channels here. Please note that we may also place an age-gate on an entire server if it appears that that server is primarily being used to host sexual content.<br /> <br /> Finally, although we want to provide adult users with the freedom to express their sexuality and engage with sexual content at their own choice and risk, sexual content that is likely to lead to serious bodily harm or death is disallowed even if consensually shared and consumed.<br /> <br /> In addition, Discord has a zero-tolerance policy towards those who engage in sexual grooming, extortion (sometimes referred to as “sextortion”), or the sexual exploitation of children or teens under the age of 18. Learn more about our Teen and Child Safety Policies.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating This Policy<br /> Don’t put sexually explicit content in the sections of your user profile<br /> Don’t post or share sexual content that could encourage other people to physically harm themselves or someone else<br /> Don’t send sexual content directly to others unless you’re sure they want to see or receive it<br /> If you’re posting sexual content in a server, make sure you’re posting it in an age-gated channel<br /> If you own a server and want to allow sexual content:<br /> Make sure your moderators are the age of 18+ <br /> Put age-restricted labels on channels where members can post this content<br /> Don’t post sexual content on server surfaces that could be seen by non-server members, such as in the server name, icon, invite link, invite background, stickers, or emojis<br /> How to Report Violations of This Policy<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #9.<br /> <br /> Off-Platform Behaviors Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Off-Platform Behaviors<br /> We want people to enjoy Discord, but never at the expense of anyone else. Our Community Guidelines outline the content and behavioral rules users must follow while using our service. Our Off-Platform Behaviors Policy adds another layer to these rules, focusing specifically on activity that occurs off of Discord. The term off-platform behavior refers to any activity that does not occur directly on Discord, whether on other online platforms or in the physical world.<br /> <br /> This policy covers activity involving the physical harm of others or that presents a risk of causing physical harm to others. We will only take action under this policy when we have high confidence that the harmful activity has taken place and high confidence in linking it to an account or server.<br /> <br /> A Note on Enforcement of This Policy<br /> We may decline to take action against an account or server based on our discretion. We take several considerations into account, including:<br /> <br /> The off-platform behavior occurred more than five years ago<br /> The person has gone through a credible rehabilitation process or has received justice-oriented punishment (such as time at a correctional facility)<br /> Our investigation shows the behavior is not currently taking place on Discord<br /> There is no indication on or off of Discord that a material risk of physical harm exists<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference the introduction of our Community Guidelines.<br /> <br /> Non-Consensual Adult Intimate Media Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Non-Consensual Adult Intimate Media<br /> At Discord, we take a firm stance against the sharing, distribution, taking, or creation of sexually explicit or sexually suggestive content of other people without their knowledge or consent.<br /> <br /> The term non-consensual sharing or distribution of adult intimate media means sharing intimate or sexually explicit content without the person's knowledge or consent, whether it's with a group or one person.<br /> <br /> This includes media taken or created without an individual’s knowledge or consent (for example, hidden cameras, &quot;creepshots&quot;, videos of sexual assault, AI-generated sexual images such as &quot;deepfakes&quot;), as well as media that was originally obtained or created with consent (for example, within the context of a private or intimate relationship, sometimes known as “revenge porn” or “image-based sexual abuse”). In order to protect victims and stop the proliferation of non-consensual adult intimate media (NCAIM), we will remove confirmed instances of this content.<br /> <br /> We take the threat to share or distribute NCAIM seriously and will take appropriate action covered under our Threats Policy. This includes the threat to share non-consensual intimate media unless a demand is met, otherwise known as sextortion. This policy covers the content of adults only, for content involving minors, please see our Teen and Child Safety Policies.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating This Policy<br /> Do not post or share non-consensual sexual content as a whole — even as a joke<br /> We understand consent can change at any time. If you do not have explicit and informed consent of the subject — do not post it. This includes sexual AI-generated media <br /> If you find yourself in a server that is sharing this type of content, report it and consider removing yourself from the space<br /> Please leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may also take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of This Policy<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #10.<br /> <br /> Health Misinformation<br /> At Discord, we are committed to creating a safe online environment and preventing harm. We do not allow the promotion or organization of communities that share false or misleading health information that is likely to result in harm. This includes anti-vaccination claims, dangerous and unsupported treatments for health issues, distortion of disease information, and any content that may negatively impact resolving public health emergencies. We rely on credible sources for accurate health information — including the World Health Organization (WHO) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).<br /> <br /> While users can share their own personal health experiences on Discord, we prohibit false or misleading health information that is likely to result in harm.<br /> <br /> Civic Disruption<br /> We are committed to upholding the integrity of civic processes and doing our part to ensure a fair and democratic environment around the world. We don’t allow the posting, promotion, or organization of communities that share false or misleading claims that could disrupt or undermine the civic processes. In addition, we do not tolerate the promotion or organization of attempts to intimidate voters or activities that suppress civic participation.<br /> <br /> A civic process is any procedure run by governments or international political institutions that relies on public participation to make a decision or reach outcomes that impact our society. Examples of civic processes include elections, referendums, and censuses.<br /> <br /> We will remove harmful misinformation about civic processes when we become aware of it. We will determine the truthfulness of claims by looking at independent, third-party sites like PolitiFact, FactCheck.org, and Snopes.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Don’t post false testimonials or statements that harmful substances can cure diseases<br /> Double-check official election resources if you are unsure about specifics before posting<br /> If you find yourself in a server that is sharing this type of content, report it and consider removing yourself from the space<br /> <br /> Please leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may also take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations right in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #17.<br /> <br /> Identity and Authenticity Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Identity Misrepresentation<br /> Discord is a place where people come to hang out with friends and build communities. An important condition for building healthy communities is trust in the authenticity of interactions. Discord prohibits users from misrepresenting their identity on our platform in a deceptive or harmful way. This includes creating fake profiles as well as attempts to impersonate an individual, group, or organization.<br /> <br /> Although pseudonymous accounts are allowed on Discord, our rules prohibit fake profiles and impersonation. We define a fake profile as an online identity for an individual or entity that does not exist. Some fake user profiles can be identified by their use of stolen or generated images as avatars. Impersonation means pretending to be a real individual, group, or organization. This typically involves the use of identity details (such as name or likeness) to deceive others about the ownership or affiliation of a digital profile. Impersonation on Discord can occur at the account or server level.<br /> <br /> Platform Ban Evasion<br /> We may take enforcement actions when we discover a violation of our Community Guidelines — up to and including permanent removal from Discord. We typically reserve permanent actions like user and server bans for severe violations that could negatively impact user safety, the integrity of our service, or the rights of others. Permanently removing a violative account or community can lessen the harms from these groups and help prevent abuse from occurring in the future.<br /> <br /> You may not circumvent platform-level bans that we take against your account or server. We use the term ban to refer to the permanent removal of an account or community for a violation of our rules.<br /> <br /> Platform ban evasion refers to efforts to return to Discord after having an account or community permanently removed from our service. Platform ban evasion includes the creation of new accounts and communities to bypass permanent removal; it also includes the use or reuse of an existing account or community to avoid a platform-level ban.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Don’t misrepresent your identity on Discord in a deceptive or harmful way<br /> If you run a parody or satire account or server, make sure that it is clearly labeled as such<br /> Respect platform-level enforcement actions. Individuals who believe their account or server has been incorrectly removed can submit an appeal here<br /> <br /> Please leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may also take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations right in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #18 and #19.<br /> <br /> Human Trafficking Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Human Trafficking<br /> Human trafficking is an abhorrent crime that Discord takes very seriously. We will remove accounts and servers engaged in this activity and may report suspected illegal activity to law enforcement.<br /> <br /> These activities include, but are not limited to, the recruitment, transportation, transfer, harboring and sale of victims, as well as any forced, deceptive, or fraudulent attempts used to invite or transfer victims for the purpose of exploitation. Any suspicions of such activities will be reported to law enforcement, and the accounts and servers involved may be removed from our service.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating This Policy<br /> We will take statements of desire or intent to engage in illegal activities at face-value.<br /> <br /> Do not engage in acts supporting or coordinating human trafficking<br /> If you aren’t sure if a piece of content might violate this policy, do not post it<br /> If you see this content being shared in a direct message or in a server, report it to us immediately, block the user, and leave the DM or server<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of This Policy<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #27.<br /> <br /> Hateful Conduct Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Hate Speech<br /> Discord is a place where people come to hang out with friends. As part of our goal to promote acceptance and inclusivity, we prohibit hate speech, discrimination, and prejudice.<br /> <br /> We don’t allow hateful conduct or the use of hate speech while on Discord. This includes the use of hate symbols and the denial of historical mass atrocities. We define hate speech to include any expression that degrades, vilifies, or dehumanizes individuals, incites intense feelings of hostility towards defined groups, or promotes harm based on protected characteristics.<br /> <br /> Protected characteristics at Discord encompass various aspects, such as age; caste; color; disability; ethnicity; family responsibilities; gender; gender identity; housing status; national origin; race; refugee or immigration status; religious affiliation; serious illness; sex; sexual orientation; socioeconomic class and status; source of income; status as a victim of domestic violence, sexual violence, or stalking; as well as weight and size.<br /> <br /> However, we understand that there are nuances and will give exceptions in instances of reclaimed language, satire, educational or documentary purposes. The use of satire must be obvious and we will not allow users to deflect blame retroactively by claiming their statements were made ironically or as a joke.<br /> <br /> Hate Symbols and Imagery<br /> The use or sharing of hate symbols or imagery is strictly prohibited on Discord. This policy extends to all images uploaded or shared on Discord, including profiles, channels, and servers.<br /> <br /> Hate symbols include acronyms, numbers, phrases, logos, flags, gestures and other miscellaneous symbols used to promote or incite hatred, threats, discrimination, or violence against other people on the basis of protected characteristics. Symbols that represent supremacy of one group over another are also prohibited under this policy.<br /> <br /> However, exceptions may be made in instances where hate symbols are shared for educational, historical, newsworthy, or culturally appropriate and non-hateful purposes.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Don’t post or share hateful content as a whole — even as a joke<br /> Double-check reputable sources to make sure the content is not a conspiracy theory or has roots in hateful ideology<br /> If you find yourself in a server that is sharing this type of content, report it and consider removing yourself from the space<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations right in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #4.<br /> <br /> Doxxing Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Doxxing<br /> At Discord, we take a firm stance against doxxing. We do not tolerate anyone putting somebody in danger by leaving them vulnerable to data breaches, targeted harassment, and real-world threats such as physical harm. Doxxing is when someone shares the Personally Identifiable Information, or PII, of another person without their permission and with the intention to cause harm. A dox is the collection of the Personally Identifiable Information of another person.<br /> <br /> Personally Identifiable Information (PII) includes any information that could be used to identify an individual, such as a name, home address, social security number, banking information, driver's license number, and any other sensitive data.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating This Policy<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Don’t share the Personally Identifiable Information of others<br /> If you find yourself in a server that is sharing this type of content, report it and consider removing yourself from the space<br /> <br /> Please leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may also take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of This Policy<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #3.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If you or another user is in immediate danger, please contact law enforcement right away and let them know what's going on, regardless of the information you're able to provide.<br /> <br /> Discord Support Abuse Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Discord Support Abuse<br /> Misleading or abusive reports and requests impact the ability of Discord staff to respond to issues raised by our users. Individuals may not submit false, misleading, or abusive reports or requests to Discord’s support teams.<br /> <br /> We consider support teams to be any team at Discord that directly supports or interacts with users, partners, or developers or that respond to legal notices about Discord users from individuals and entities authorized to make such requests. We will consider reports or requests false or misleading if they contain demonstrably untrue information submitted with the intent to manipulate staff into taking a desired action. We will consider reports or requests abusive if they harass or make violent threats towards agents, support teams, or Discord and any of its other employees.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating This Policy<br /> Do not mislead Discord’s support staff when you are submitting a report or request. False and misleading reports impact our ability to respond quickly and effectively.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of This Policy<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #23.<br /> <br /> Deceptive Practices Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Financial Scams<br /> Online scams can cause financial harm to people in the real world. We work hard to keep Discord a safe place for users to connect with their communities — that way, they won’t have to worry about people trying to trick them for illegal or dishonest reasons. Individuals may not use our service to promote, coordinate, or perform any type of financial scam.<br /> <br /> Financial scams generally attempt to take advantage of individuals by making false promises of goods, services, or other financial benefits. These schemes try to turn a profit by defrauding victims or tricking them into revealing sensitive information. A non-exhaustive list of financial scams includes: Ponzi schemes, pyramid schemes, advance-fee fraud, market manipulation (including “pump-and-dump” schemes), romance scams, employment scams, and phishing scams.<br /> <br /> Malicious Conduct<br /> We want users to enjoy a safe, secure experience on our service. Accordingly, we do not allow activity that could damage or compromise the security of an account, computer network, or system. We use the term “malicious conduct” to refer to phishing, the use of malware, and denial-of-service (DoS) attacks, among other conduct.<br /> <br /> Phishing is a deceptive technique used to trick others into revealing sensitive information (such as logins or payment details). Individuals may phish for information with manipulated links or fake websites that appear genuine to convince targets they are trustworthy. Malware is any type of software used for malicious purposes — including theft of account credentials and other sensitive information. Denial-of-service (DoS) attacks flood a target with traffic to make the resource temporarily or permanently unavailable.<br /> <br /> Fraud Services<br /> We will permanently remove fraudulent services and all efforts to facilitate illegal behavior when we become aware of it. We use the term fraud services to refer to coordinated activity that directly attempts or is part of a larger attempt to fraudulently generate profit at the expense of others. Profit can mean monetary or property gain secured from a third party.<br /> <br /> One activity disallowed under this policy is offering access to illicitly-obtained goods — including, but not limited to: account credentials, credit card information, personally identifiable information, and cracked commodity goods. Coordinated efforts to defraud businesses, price gouging, forgery, and money laundering are also not allowed.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> We take violations of these policies seriously and will take statements of desire or intent to engage in illegal activities at face value.<br /> <br /> Don’t send malicious links. This includes “IP grabbers” and other tools that try to collect other people’s sensitive information<br /> Don’t engage in fraudulent activities. This means somehow trying to generate a profit at the expense of others<br /> Don’t participate in communities selling commodity goods that may have been stolen or illicitly obtained<br /> Please leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may also take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations right in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #20, #21, and #22.<br /> <br /> Dangerous and Regulated Goods Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> March 15, 2024<br /> Document Version<br /> Dangerous and Regulated Goods<br /> Discord prioritizes safety and preventing harm on our platform. Therefore, we do not allow anyone to buy, sell, or trade any potentially dangerous or regulated goods. Dangerous or regulated goods include but are not limited to: firearms; explosives; tactical gear; imitation firearms; illicit drugs; marijuana; alcohol; and tobacco.<br /> <br /> We consider a good to be “dangerous” if it has reasonable potential to cause or assist in causing real-world, physical harm to individuals, and “regulated” if there are laws in place that restrict the purchase, sale, trade, or ownership of the good.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating This Policy<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Don’t use Discord to sell, buy, or trade dangerous and regulated goods<br /> Don’t share instructions on how to put together dangerous and regulated goods<br /> Don’t share or discuss information about creating illegal drugs or regulated substances<br /> If you find yourself in a server that is sharing this type of content, report it and consider removing yourself from the space<br /> <br /> Please leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may also take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of This Policy<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #25.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Discord_Violent_Extremism&diff=349610 User:Dormiebasne/Discord Violent Extremism 2025-10-01T15:59:31Z <p>Dormiebasne: Created page with &quot;Violent Extremism At Discord, we take a firm stance against violent extremism. We do not tolerate the presence or activities of violent extremist organizations. Users are not allowed to use Discord to organize, promote, or support violent extremist organizations, activities, or beliefs. The term violent extremist organization describes groups that promote a political, ideological, or religious agenda and tolerate, advocate for, or use violence to achieve their goals. Th...&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>Violent Extremism<br /> At Discord, we take a firm stance against violent extremism. We do not tolerate the presence or activities of violent extremist organizations. Users are not allowed to use Discord to organize, promote, or support violent extremist organizations, activities, or beliefs. The term violent extremist organization describes groups that promote a political, ideological, or religious agenda and tolerate, advocate for, or use violence to achieve their goals.<br /> <br /> This policy covers a wide range of actors, such as terrorist groups, violent extremist organizations, and violent hate groups. We also include informal groups or networks, as well as paramilitary and non-state armed groups, that are organized around extremist beliefs under this policy.<br /> <br /> Even if not associated with a violent extremist group, users may not share or promote content associated with these groups or content that advocates for violent extremist beliefs on Discord.<br /> <br /> As one of the highest-harm areas of abuse, violent extremist organizing is also subject to our Off-Platform Behaviors Policy.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Please leave and report servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> ‍<br /> Don’t post or share hateful content or content that glorifies or encourages violence — even as a joke<br /> Don’t post content if you know it was created by or is associated with a terrorist organization or hate group<br /> Don’t pretend or claim to be a member of a terrorist or violent extremist group to others<br /> If you find yourself in a server that is sharing this type of content, report it and consider removing yourself from the space<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #5.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If you or another user is in danger we encourage you to consider contacting law enforcement right away and letting them know what's going on, regardless of the information you're able to provide.<br /> <br /> Violent and Graphic Content<br /> At Discord, we are committed to creating a safe and positive online environment. We do not allow the uploading or sharing of any content depicting real violence, gore, or animal cruelty. This can include content showing death, severe injury, detailed physical harm to people, harm to minors, or the infliction of pain, fear, or distress to animals.<br /> <br /> Glorification and Incitement of Violence<br /> Glorifying and inciting violence poses a serious threat to the well-being and mental health of individuals, as well as the safety of our communities on and off Discord. We maintain strict policy against any form of threats or harm towards others. We may escalate threats to law enforcement if we believe it is required to prevent immediate harm.<br /> <br /> ‍Glorification of violence means praising or celebrating physical harm that causes death, injury, or harm to others. Incitement of violence means organizing, promoting, or encouraging others to carry out violent acts.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Please leave and report servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> ‍<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Do not share media depicting graphic content<br /> Do not glorify dangerous organizations, mass murderers, or serial killers<br /> Do not engage in the incitement, glorification, or celebration of violence (including sexual violence) against individuals or groups of people<br /> Do not celebrate, advocate, or promote swatting of others<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #5 and #12.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If you or another user is in danger, we encourage you to contact law enforcement immediately to report the situation, regardless of how much information you have or are able to provide.<br /> <br /> Unauthorized Copyright Access<br /> At Discord, we strictly enforce intellectual property rights. We handle legitimate copyright infringement reports according to the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) and other intellectual property laws. Our Copyright &amp; IP Policy outlines this process in detail.<br /> <br /> This policy forbids any activity that gives anyone unauthorized access to copyrighted material, including through live-streams, and prohibits coordinating such access. This includes services that facilitate the illegal sale, purchase, or trade of copyrighted content.<br /> <br /> Additionally, this policy covers activities that violate copyright owners' rights, such as sharing tools designed to bypass copyright protections. Game exploits (&quot;cheats&quot; or &quot;hacks&quot;) are included when they bypass anti-cheat software or illegally modify game code or files.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Respect the intellectual property rights of others - don’t stream or provide access to copyrighted works if you are not authorized to do so.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> All Discord users or affected individuals can report policy violations by emailing a report to copyright@discordapp.com or filling out a request through this form.<br /> <br /> For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #24.<br /> <br /> Teen and Child Safety Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Child Sexual Abuse and Exploitation Material and Child Sexualization<br /> Content that depicts the sexual abuse of children or that exploits or sexualizes children has no place in society or on Discord. We don't tolerate any kind of text that sexualizes children or media that depicts children in a sexual manner. This type of content causes serious harm to everyone, including victims and survivors of sexual abuse.<br /> <br /> We report illegal child sexual abuse material (CSAM) and grooming to the National Center for Missing &amp; Exploited Children. Users who post this content are permanently banned from Discord.<br /> <br /> Due to the high-harm nature of child sexual abuse, we also consider Off-Platform Behaviors when reviewing content under this policy due to the high-harm nature of the offense.<br /> <br /> Grooming and Inappropriate Sexual Conduct with Teens<br /> Discord has a zero-tolerance policy towards individuals who engage in sexual abuse, sexual grooming (solicitation), sexual extortion (sometimes referred to as “sextortion”), or the sexual exploitation of minors. Users who engage in this behavior will be permanently removed from Discord on a first offense. We consider anyone under the age of 18 to be a minor and anyone 18 or over to be an adult.<br /> <br /> Given the high-harm nature of this content, we will also consider off-platform evidence as explained in our Off-Platform Behaviors Policy when reviewing content under this policy.<br /> <br /> Teen User Safety<br /> We take the safety of our younger users seriously and don't allow children under the age of 13 to have a Discord account, and we may prohibit children over the age of 13 from having a Discord account if local law mandates an older age. When we become aware that a child younger than 13 (or the age set forth by local law) may be engaging on the platform, we take immediate action to remove that account from Discord.<br /> <br /> We want our teen users to be able to express themselves authentically on Discord. At the same time, we take steps to ensure that teens don’t engage in behavior that might endanger their safety and wellbeing, or the safety and wellbeing of others.<br /> <br /> This is why we do not allow servers on Discord that promote or facilitate dating among teens, even if they are managed by teens themselves. These spaces can make our teen communities vulnerable to individuals who might seek to harm them or exploit them and can unintentionally lead to other policy violations.<br /> <br /> Additionally, while we understand that teens may want to help each other stay safe online, we cannot allow users or communities to put themselves or others in potential harm’s way. This means that we will take action against users or servers that we reasonably believe are trying to “bait” or entrap others into inappropriate interactions with teenage users. This is sometimes referred to as “vigilantism”.<br /> <br /> We want to create a safe environment where teens can thrive on Discord without being penalized for self-expression or exploring their identities. Recognizing that some users might accidentally violate our policy, we provide warnings to teen users whenever possible, including through our Teen Safety Assist function. For their own safety, we will permanently remove a teen user’s account from the platform if we see consistent violations of this policy, and we take action if the teen user appears to be at immediate risk of harm.<br /> <br /> How Adults Should Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Please leave and report servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> Do not engage in any of the prohibited activities listed above<br /> Do not post about sexualizing, grooming, or abusing children even as a joke or out of outrage<br /> Do not send or ask for sexual content from anyone under the age of 18<br /> If you run a server and allow sexual content, make sure that you restrict access to any channel that contains sexually explicit adult content with an “age gate”<br /> Do not try to take action regarding content or users that you suspect of engaging in violative behavior towards minors<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it, share it or otherwise interact with it, other than to report it to Discord<br /> How Teens Should Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Please leave and report servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> Do not post about sexualizing, grooming, or abusing children even as a joke<br /> Do not send or ask for explicit sexual content from anyone under the age of 18 even if you are also under 18<br /> Do not send or ask for explicit sexual content of anyone over the age of 18<br /> Do not try to gain access to servers or channels that allow adult sexual content and that are restricted with an “age gate”<br /> Do not try to take action regarding content or users that you suspect of engaging in violative behavior towards minors<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it, share it or otherwise interact with it, other than to report it to Discord<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping all minors, teen users on Discord, and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations right in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #6, #7, and #8.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> Sometimes the choices we make online don’t turn out how we intended. Sometimes other people betray our trust, want to hurt us, or take a “joke” too far.<br /> <br /> If your “nudes” have been shared or published online, there is help out there. The following resources can help:<br /> <br /> Take It Down (NCMEC) is a service that you can use to help remove online nude, partially nude, or sexually explicit photos and videos taken before you were 18<br /> NoFiltr has resources to help you protect yourself online and support you in these situations. You can also text NOFILTR to 741741 for immediate assistance<br /> If you or someone else is in danger we encourage you to consider contacting your local law enforcement right away and letting them know what's going on, regardless of the information you're able to provide.<br /> <br /> If you or a friend needs mental health support, we encourage you to use the following resources:<br /> <br /> If you’re outside of the United States:<br /> <br /> Visit Through Line Care’s vetteddirectory of global helplinesfor free and confidential support in your country and language.<br /> If you’re in the United States:<br /> <br /> Crisis Text Line is a nonprofit that provides 24/7 text-based volunteer support for people in crisis, by texting DISCORD to 741741<br /> The 988 Lifeline is available 24/7 for emotional support by dialing 988<br /> The listed services above are all third-party services with training, systems, and support not affiliated with Discord. Most hotlines have trained staff and volunteers to help and guide callers through any difficulty they are experiencing.<br /> <br /> Sexual Solicitation Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Sexual Solicitation<br /> At Discord, while we allow users over the age of 18 to share and access sexual content, we prohibit sexual solicitation on our service. Sexual solicitation involves requests from people looking for or offering in-person sexual services in exchange for compensation. This includes activities that would facilitate or encourage in-person sexual meetups, such as advertising or promoting sexual services, as well as coordinating logistics or payments for in-person sexual services.<br /> <br /> This policy covers adult-to-adult conduct. Any instances of adult-to-child sexual solicitation will be reviewed under our Teen and Child Safety Policies.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Do not engage in acts supporting or coordinating sexual solicitation<br /> If you aren’t sure if a piece of content might violate this policy, do not post it or engage with it. <br /> If you see this content being shared in a direct message or in a server, report it to us immediately, block the user, and leave the DM or server.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #27.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Suicide and Self-Harm Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Suicide and Self-Harm Risk<br /> At Discord, we are committed to creating and maintaining a safe online environment and preventing harm. At Discord, we care deeply about our users' safety and well-being and understand the importance of healthy online communities for mental well-being.<br /> <br /> We do not allow the coordination or the graphic depiction of self-harm or of suicide. Self-harm is when one intentionally hurts or causes themselves pain, and suicide is the intentional act of ending one's life. Examples of self-harm behaviors include intentionally ending one's life, self-inflicted injury, and engaging in disordered eating patterns.<br /> <br /> Self-Harm Encouragement and Promotion<br /> Using Discord to glorify or promote suicide or self-harm is not allowed under any circumstance. We believe in fostering a positive and healthy environment where users can come together to support one another. However, it is important that these discussions do not promote, glorify, or normalize self-harm behaviors. Our goal is to ensure that everyone feels safe and supported.<br /> <br /> Eating Disorder Content<br /> Discord prioritizes the safety and wellbeing of our users. We do not allow any content or behavior that promotes eating disorders or encourages users to engage in behaviors associated with eating disorders. Eating disorder behaviors include but are not limited to excessive fasting, binging-and-purging, etc.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Please leave and report servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Do not share imagery depicting self-harm<br /> Do not encourage, promote, or normalize self-harm<br /> Do not discourage others from seeking treatment for self-harming behaviors<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #11.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If you are struggling with thoughts of suicide or if another user is in immediate physical danger of harming themselves, please contact a suicide hotline or law enforcement immediately.<br /> <br /> 988 Lifeline (U.S.):<br /> Call: 988, available 24/7 for emotional support<br /> Chat: https://988lifeline.org/chat<br /> <br /> <br /> Crisis Text Line (U.S.):<br /> Text: DISCORD to 741741<br /> Chat: https://connect.crisistextline.org/chat?source=text-us<br /> <br /> ‍<br /> <br /> National Eating Disorder Association<br /> Call or Text: 1-800-931-2237<br /> <br /> ‍<br /> <br /> National Association of Anorexia Nervosa and Associated Disorders <br /> Call: 1-888-375-7767 <br /> <br /> ‍<br /> <br /> Outside the U.S.: Visit Through Line Care’s vetteddirectory of global helplinesfor free and confidential support in your country and language.<br /> <br /> The listed services above are all third-party services with training, systems, and support not affiliated with Discord. Most hotlines have trained staff and volunteers to help and guide callers through any difficulty they are experiencing.<br /> <br /> For more resources, please refer to our article Mental Health on Discord.<br /> <br /> Sexual Content Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Sexual Content<br /> At Discord, we believe users should feel comfortable expressing themselves. While we allow adult users (18+) to share sexual content that complies with our policies, we recognize that such content isn't appropriate for younger users and that some people prefer not to see it. To maintain a safe environment for everyone, we have limitations on where sexually explicit content can be posted on Discord and how it can be accessed.<br /> <br /> ‍<br /> <br /> [Sensitive language content warning]<br /> <br /> Discord defines sexually explicit content as any content that presents genitalia, female nipples, the anus, or sexual activity without censoring or obscuring it. Sexually suggestive content is any content that may evoke sexual arousal without being overt in description or depiction of genitalia, female nipples, the anus, or sexual activity.<br /> <br /> While we may make exceptions for educational or newsworthy content, in general, all sexually explicit content on Discord is considered age-restricted and should only be posted or accessed by users who are 18 years of age or older.<br /> <br /> For servers, this includes any sections of a server’s profile where content can be posted and seen outside of the server, such as the server name, server invite link, server invite background, and server icon. This also includes content shared within a server that can be posted elsewhere on the platform, such as stickers and emojis. <br /> ‍Sexually explicit content should not be posted in general open access areas within Discord:, these surfaces include all sections of the User Profile, such as the username, display name, avatar, banner, and About Me sections. Users may not post sexual content in any sections of their account’s server profiles unless the server profile is associated with a server that is entirely age-gated.<br /> Servers can host sexually explicit content within their server as long as it does not violate our policies, the server owner and moderators are all over the age of 18 and any channel where sexually explicit content is hosted is marked with an age-restricted label. You can learn how to apply an age-restricted label to your server channels here. Please note that we may also place an age-gate on an entire server if it appears that that server is primarily being used to host sexual content.<br /> <br /> Finally, although we want to provide adult users with the freedom to express their sexuality and engage with sexual content at their own choice and risk, sexual content that is likely to lead to serious bodily harm or death is disallowed even if consensually shared and consumed.<br /> <br /> In addition, Discord has a zero-tolerance policy towards those who engage in sexual grooming, extortion (sometimes referred to as “sextortion”), or the sexual exploitation of children or teens under the age of 18. Learn more about our Teen and Child Safety Policies.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Don’t put sexually explicit content in the sections of your user profile<br /> Don’t post or share sexual content that could encourage other people to physically harm themselves or someone else<br /> Don’t send sexual content directly to others unless you’re sure they want to see or receive it<br /> If you’re posting sexual content in a server, make sure you’re posting it in an age-gated channel<br /> If you own a server and want to allow sexual content:<br /> Make sure your moderators are the age of 18+ <br /> Put age-restricted labels on channels where members can post this content<br /> Don’t post sexual content on server surfaces that could be seen by non-server members, such as in the server name, icon, invite link, invite background, stickers, or emojis<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #9.<br /> <br /> <br /> Off-Platform Behaviors Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Off-Platform Behaviors<br /> We want people to enjoy Discord, but never at the expense of anyone else. Our Community Guidelines outline the content and behavioral rules users must follow while using our service. Our Off-Platform Behaviors Policy adds another layer to these rules, focusing specifically on activity that occurs off of Discord. The term off-platform behavior refers to any activity that does not occur directly on Discord, whether on other online platforms or in the physical world.<br /> <br /> This policy covers activity involving the physical harm of others or that presents a risk of causing physical harm to others. We will only take action under this policy when we have high confidence that the harmful activity has taken place and high confidence in linking it to an account or server.<br /> <br /> A Note on Enforcement of This Policy<br /> We may decline to take action against an account or server based on our discretion. We take several considerations into account, including:<br /> <br /> The off-platform behavior occurred more than five years ago<br /> The person has gone through a credible rehabilitation process or has received justice-oriented punishment (such as time at a correctional facility)<br /> Our investigation shows the behavior is not currently taking place on Discord<br /> There is no indication on or off of Discord that a material risk of physical harm exists<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference the introduction of our Community Guidelines.<br /> <br /> <br /> Non-Consensual Adult Intimate Media Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Non-Consensual Adult Intimate Media<br /> At Discord, we take a firm stance against the creation, posting, sharing, and distribution of sexually explicit or sexually suggestive content of other people without their knowledge or consent. More information about how Discord defines sexually explicit and suggestive content can be found on our Sexual Content Policy Explainer.<br /> <br /> The term non-consensual adult intimate media refers, among other things, to media involving a person over the age of 18 that was taken or created without that individual’s explicit knowledge or consent. The media may also have been obtained and reproduced without permission from “paywalled” sexually explicit or sexually suggestive content sites. Paywalled content refers to content that is exclusive to the people paying for it. Sometimes referred to as “revenge porn”, “non-consensual pornography”, “non-consensual intimate imagery’’, or “image-based sexual abuse”, non-consensual adult intimate media also includes:<br /> <br /> Digital media of sexually explicit media created using hidden cameras, <br /> Sexually suggestive imagery secretly taken without the subject’s knowledge, sometimes referred to as &quot;creepshots&quot; or “upskirting”. <br /> Non-consensual sexualization of an individual or individuals (sometimes referred to as “tributes”) without their explicit consent or knowledge. <br /> Non-consensually created media depicting sexual assault or sexual violence.<br /> Machine or AI-generated sexual imagery, sometimes referred to as &quot;deepfakes&quot;.<br /> The term non-consensual sharing or distribution of adult intimate media means sharing sexually explicit or suggestive media involving a person over the age of 18 without that person's knowledge or consent. The media may have been originally obtained or created with consent (for example, within the context of a private or intimate relationship), or without consent.<br /> <br /> The creation and sharing of non-consensual adult intimate media affects women, men and people of all sexualities and gender identities. However, research shows that women and girls are disproportionately affected. In order to protect victims and stop the proliferation of non-consensual adult intimate media , we will remove confirmed instances of this content.<br /> <br /> We take threats to create, share or distribute non-consensual adult intimate media on or via Discord seriously. This includes threats to share non-consensual intimate media unless a financial or other demand is met, which is commonly known as “sexual extortion”, or “sextortion”.<br /> <br /> This policy covers the content of adults only. For content involving minors, please see our Teen and Child Safety Policy Explainer.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Please leave and report servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> Do not post or share non-consensual adult intimate media — even as a joke or out of outrage<br /> We understand consent can change at any time. If you do not have explicit and informed consent of the subject who is depicted wholly or in part (for example, the image is AI-generated media) — do not post it<br /> If you find yourself in a server that is sharing this type of content, report it and remove yourself from the space<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #10.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If your sensitive photos have been shared or published online, there is help out there. The following resource can help:<br /> <br /> ‍StopNCII is a free tool designed to support victims of Non-Consensual Intimate Image (NCII) abuse.<br /> <br /> <br /> Misinformation Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Health Misinformation<br /> At Discord, we are committed to creating a safe online environment and preventing harm. We do not allow the promotion or organization of communities that share false or misleading health information that is likely to result in harm. This includes anti-vaccination claims, dangerous and unsupported treatments for health issues, distortion of disease information, and any content that may negatively impact resolving public health emergencies. We rely on credible sources for accurate health information — including the World Health Organization (WHO) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).<br /> <br /> While users can share their own personal health experiences on Discord, we prohibit false or misleading health information that is likely to result in harm.<br /> <br /> Civic Disruption<br /> We are committed to upholding the integrity of civic processes and doing our part to ensure a fair and democratic environment around the world. We don’t allow the posting, promotion, or organization of communities that share false or misleading claims that could disrupt or undermine the civic processes. In addition, we do not tolerate the promotion or organization of attempts to intimidate voters or activities that suppress civic participation.<br /> <br /> A civic process is any procedure run by governments or international political institutions that relies on public participation to make a decision or reach outcomes that impact our society. Examples of civic processes include elections, referendums, and censuses.<br /> <br /> We will remove harmful misinformation about civic processes when we become aware of it.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Please leave and report servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> ‍<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Don’t post false testimonials or statements that harmful substances can cure diseases<br /> Double-check official election resources if you are unsure about specifics before posting<br /> If you find yourself in a server that is sharing this type of content, report it and consider removing yourself from the space<br /> ‍<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations right in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #17.<br /> <br /> <br /> Identity and Authenticity Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Identity Misrepresentation<br /> Discord is the communications platform that enables you to build meaningful connections around the joy of playing games. Trust in authentic interactions is essential for fostering healthy communities and connections. Therefore, Discord prohibits users from deceptively misrepresenting their identity on our platform. This includes creating fake profiles or impersonating individuals, groups, or organizations.<br /> <br /> Although pseudonymous accounts are allowed on Discord, our rules prohibit fake profiles and impersonation. We define a fake profile as an online identity for an individual or entity that does not exist. Some fake user profiles can be identified by their use of stolen or generated images as avatars. Impersonation means pretending to be a real individual, group, or organization. This typically involves the use of identity details (such as name or likeness) to deceive others about the ownership or affiliation of a digital profile. Impersonation on Discord can occur at the account or server level.<br /> <br /> We may take enforcement actions when we discover a violation of our Community Guidelines — up to and including permanent removal from Discord. We typically reserve permanent actions like user and server bans for severe violations that could negatively impact user safety, the integrity of our service, or the rights of others. Permanently removing a violative account or community can lessen the harms from these groups and help prevent abuse from occurring in the future.<br /> <br /> You may not circumvent platform-level bans that we take against your account or server. We use the term ban to refer to the permanent removal of an account or community for a violation of our rules.<br /> <br /> ‍Platform ban evasion refers to efforts to return to Discord after having an account or server permanently removed from our service. Platform ban evasion includes the creation of new accounts and communities to bypass permanent removal; it also includes the use or reuse of an existing account or community to avoid a platform-level ban.<br /> <br /> Please leave and report servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> ‍<br /> Don’t misrepresent your identity on Discord in a deceptive or harmful way<br /> If you run a parody or satire account or server, make sure that it is clearly labeled as such<br /> Respect platform-level enforcement actions. <br /> Individuals who believe their account or server has been incorrectly removed can learn how to submit an appeal here<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations right in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #18 and #19.<br /> <br /> Human Trafficking Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Human Trafficking<br /> Human trafficking is an abhorrent activity that Discord takes very seriously.<br /> <br /> It includes the recruitment, transportation, transfer, harboring or receipt of people through force, fraud or deception, with the aim of exploiting them for profit. Men, women and children of all ages and from all backgrounds can become victims of human trafficking. Common forms of human trafficking include sexual exploitation, labor exploitation, criminal exploitation, and human organ trafficking.<br /> <br /> Human trafficking can start, be facilitated by, and result in victims both online and offline. <br /> <br /> If we suspect activity related to human trafficking on Discord we may report it to law enforcement and remove the accounts and servers involved from our service.<br /> <br /> As one of the highest-harm areas of abuse, human trafficking is also subject to our Off-Platform Behaviors Policy.<br /> <br /> We will take statements of desire or intent to engage in illegal activities at face-value.<br /> <br /> Do not engage in any trafficking-related activity that constitutes or results in the exploitation of people<br /> If you aren’t sure if a piece of content might violate this policy, do not post it<br /> If you see this content being shared in a direct message or in a server, report it to us immediately, block the user, and leave the DM or server<br /> <br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #27.<br /> <br /> Hateful Conduct Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Hate Speech<br /> We want Discord to be a safe and positive place where people build meaningful connections around the joy of playing games. As part of our goal to promote acceptance and inclusivity, we prohibit hate speech, discrimination, and prejudice.<br /> <br /> We don’t allow hateful conduct or the use of hate speech while on Discord. This includes hate symbols and denial of historical mass atrocities. We define hate speech as any expression that degrades, vilifies, or dehumanizes individuals, incites hostility towards specific groups, or promotes harm based on protected characteristics.<br /> <br /> Protected characteristics at Discord include:<br /> <br /> Age<br /> Caste<br /> Color<br /> Disability<br /> Ethnicity<br /> Family responsibilities<br /> Gender and gender identity<br /> Housing status<br /> National origin<br /> Race<br /> Refugee or immigration status<br /> Religious affiliation<br /> Serious illness<br /> Sex<br /> Sexual orientation<br /> Socioeconomic status<br /> Source of income<br /> Status as a victim of domestic violence, sexual violence, or stalking<br /> Weight and size<br /> We may grant exceptions to this policy in instances of reclaimed language, satire, or for educational or documentary purposes. However, any use of satire must be obvious, and we will not allow users to deflect blame retroactively by claiming their statements were made ironically or as a joke.<br /> <br /> Hate Symbols and Imagery<br /> Hate symbols or imagery are also not allowed on Discord. This policy extends to all images uploaded or shared on Discord, including those shared in profiles, channels, servers, and Apps.<br /> <br /> Hate symbols include acronyms, numbers, phrases, logos, flags, gestures or any other symbols used to promote or incite hatred, threats, discrimination, or violence against other people based on protected characteristics. Symbols that represent supremacy of one group over another are also disallowed.<br /> <br /> We may grant exceptions in instances where hate symbols are shared for educational, historical, newsworthy, or culturally appropriate and non-hateful purposes.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Please report and leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> ‍<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> If you find yourself in a server that is sharing this type of content, report it and consider removing yourself from the space<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #4.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If you or another user is in danger, we encourage you to contact law enforcement immediately to report the situation, regardless of how much information you have or are able to provide.<br /> <br /> Doxxing Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Doxxing<br /> At Discord, we are committed to creating a safe online environment and preventing harm. Therefore, we do not allow doxxing. Doxxing is when someone shares the Personally Identifiable Information, or PII, of another person without their permission and with the intention to cause harm. A dox is the collection of the Personally Identifiable Information of another person.We do not tolerate anyone putting somebody in danger by leaving them vulnerable to data breaches, targeted harassment, and real-world threats such as physical harm.<br /> <br /> Personally Identifiable Information (PII) includes any information that could be used to identify an individual, such as a name, home address, social security number, banking information, driver's license number, and any other sensitive data.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Please report and leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Don’t share the Personally Identifiable Information of others<br /> If you find yourself in a server that is sharing this type of content, report it and consider removing yourself from the space<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #3.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If you or another user is in danger, we encourage you to contact law enforcement immediately to report the situation, regardless of how much information you have or are able to provide.<br /> <br /> Discord Support Abuse Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Misleading or abusive reports and requests impact the ability of Discord staff to respond to issues raised by our users. Individuals may not submit false, misleading, or abusive reports or requests to Discord’s support teams.<br /> <br /> We consider support teams to be any team at Discord that directly supports or interacts with users, partners, or developers or that respond to legal notices about Discord users from individuals and entities authorized to make such requests. We will consider reports or requests false or misleading if they contain demonstrably untrue information submitted with the intent to manipulate staff into taking a desired action. We will consider reports or requests abusive if they harass or make violent threats towards agents, support teams, or Discord and any of its other employees.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Do not mislead Discord’s support staff when you are submitting a report or request. False and misleading reports impact our ability to respond quickly and effectively.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on this policy, please reference our Community Guidelines #23.<br /> <br /> <br /> Deceptive Practices Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Financial Scams<br /> Online scams can cause real financial harm to people, so we work hard to keep Discord a safe place where users can connect with their communities without worrying about being deceived for illegal or dishonest purposes. Users may not use our service to promote, coordinate, or carry out any type of financial scam.<br /> <br /> Financial scams exploit individuals through false promises of goods, services, or other financial benefits. Common examples include Ponzi schemes, pyramid schemes, advance-fee fraud, market manipulation (including &quot;pump-and-dump&quot; schemes), romance scams, employment scams, and phishing scams.<br /> <br /> For more information on common scams and how to avoid them, please see our article on Understanding and Avoiding Common Scams.<br /> <br /> Malicious Conduct<br /> We want users to enjoy a safe, secure experience on our service. Therefore, we prohibit any activity that could damage or compromise the security of accounts, computer networks, or systems. We use the term malicious conduct to refer to these types of activities, which includes, but is not limited to, phishing, malware distribution, and denial-of-service (DoS) attacks.<br /> <br /> Phishing is a deceptive technique used to trick others into revealing sensitive information such as login credentials or payment details. Individuals may phish for information with manipulated links or fake websites that appear genuine to convince targets they are trustworthy. Malware refers to any type of software used for malicious purposes — including theft of account credentials and other sensitive information. Denial-of-service (DoS) attacks overwhelm a target with traffic to make the resource temporarily or permanently unavailable.<br /> <br /> Fraud Services<br /> We permanently remove fraudulent services and efforts to facilitate illegal behavior when we discover them. We define fraud services as coordinated activities designed to generate fraudulent profits at others’ expense. Profit may include monetary gains or property obtained from third parties.<br /> <br /> Users may not offer access to illicitly-obtained goods — including, but not limited to account credentials, credit card information, personally identifiable information, and cracked commodity goods. Coordinated efforts to defraud businesses, price gouging, forgery, and money laundering are also not allowed.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Please report and leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> ‍<br /> We take violations of these policies seriously and will take statements of desire or intent to engage in illegal activities at face value.<br /> <br /> Don’t send malicious links. This includes “IP grabbers” and other tools that try to collect other people’s sensitive information<br /> Don’t engage in fraudulent activities. This means somehow trying to generate a profit at the expense of others<br /> Don’t participate in communities selling commodity goods that may have been stolen or illicitly obtained<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations right in the app by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #20, #21, and #22.<br /> <br /> Dangerous and Regulated Goods Policy Explainer<br /> <br /> Discord Policy<br /> August 29, 2025<br /> Document Version<br /> Dangerous and Regulated Goods<br /> Safety is one of our top priorities at Discord. Therefore, we do not allow the buying, selling, or trading of dangerous or regulated goods. We consider a good to be dangerous if it could reasonably cause or assist in causing real-world, physical harm to people. We consider a good regulated if there are laws in place that restrict the purchase, sale, trade, or ownership of the good. This includes, but is not limited to, firearms, explosives, tactical gear, imitation firearms, illicit drugs, marijuana, alcohol, and tobacco.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Please report and leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> ‍<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Don’t use Discord to sell, buy, or trade dangerous and/or regulated goods<br /> Don’t share instructions on how to put together dangerous and/or regulated goods<br /> Don’t share or discuss information about creating illegal drugs or regulated substances<br /> If you find yourself in a server that is sharing this type of content, report it and consider removing yourself from the space<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #25.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If you or another user is in danger, we encourage you to contact law enforcement immediately to report the situation, regardless of how much information you have or are able to provide.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Discord_harrassment_explainer&diff=349609 User:Dormiebasne/Discord harrassment explainer 2025-10-01T15:47:55Z <p>Dormiebasne: Discord Harassment Explainer March 2024</p> <hr /> <div>Bullying and Harassment<br /> At Discord, we take a firm stance against harassment and bullying. Bullying and harassment is defined as intentional actions that are meant to cause distress or intimidate individuals. This type of behavior can have serious consequences and cause lasting harm to the victims, as well as those who witness it. We are committed to fostering a positive and inclusive environment on Discord, and we expect all users to treat each other with respect.<br /> <br /> Threats<br /> We have a strict policy against any form of threats towards others. This includes threats of physical attacks, emotional suffering, reputational damage, and any hostile actions intended to cause pain, loss, or injury. We may escalate threats to law enforcement if we believe it is required to prevent immediate harm.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Don’t engage in behavior that may intimidate or cause suffering to others<br /> Don’t threaten to physically or mentally harm another individual or group of people<br /> <br /> Please leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may also take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> <br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #1 and #2.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If you or another user is in danger we encourage you to consider contacting law enforcement right away and letting them know what's going on, regardless of the information you're able to provide.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Discord_harrassment_explainer&diff=349608 User:Dormiebasne/Discord harrassment explainer 2025-10-01T15:46:58Z <p>Dormiebasne: discord harassment explainer Aug 2025</p> <hr /> <div>Bullying and Harassment<br /> At Discord, we are committed to fostering a positive and inclusive environment for all users, which is why we take a firm stance against bullying and harassment. Bullying and harassment are defined as intentional actions meant to cause distress or intimidate individuals. This behavior can have serious consequences and cause lasting harm to both victims and witnesses. We strive to maintain a welcoming community on Discord and expect all users to interact respectfully with one another.<br /> <br /> Threats<br /> We have a strict policy against any form of threats towards others. This includes threats of physical attacks, emotional suffering, reputational damage, and any hostile actions intended to cause pain, loss, or injury. We may escalate threats to law enforcement if we believe it is required to prevent immediate harm.<br /> <br /> How to Avoid Violating These Policies<br /> Please report and leave servers dedicated to any of the violative content described above. Discord may also take action against accounts that are present in violative servers.<br /> ‍<br /> If you are not sure whether a piece of content might violate these policies, don’t post it<br /> Don’t engage in behavior that may intimidate or cause suffering to others<br /> Don’t threaten to harm another individual or group of people<br /> How to Report Violations of These Policies<br /> Reporting safety violations is critically important to keeping you and the broader Discord community safe. All Discord users can report policy violations by following the instructions here. For more information on these policies, please reference our Community Guidelines #1 and #2.<br /> <br /> Resources<br /> If you or another user is in danger, we encourage you to contact law enforcement immediately to report the situation, regardless of how much information you have or are able to provide.<br /> <br /> If you’d like to talk to someone following an experience online, trained counselors are ready and available to talk through any experience.<br /> <br /> ‍<br /> <br /> 988 Lifeline (U.S.):<br /> <br /> Call: 988, available 24/7 for emotional support<br /> <br /> Chat: https://988lifeline.org/chat<br /> <br /> <br /> Crisis Text Line (U.S.):<br /> <br /> Text: DISCORD to 741741<br /> <br /> Chat: https://connect.crisistextline.org/chat?source=text-us<br /> <br /> ‍<br /> <br /> Outside the U.S.: Visit Through Line Care’s vetteddirectory of global helplinesfor free and confidential support in your country and language.<br /> <br /> For more resources, check our Mental Health on Discord.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/discord_tos_diff&diff=349607 User:Dormiebasne/discord tos diff 2025-10-01T15:33:30Z <p>Dormiebasne: discord comm guidelines April 2024</p> <hr /> <div>Effective: April 15, 2024<br /> Last Updated: March 15, 2024<br /> Editor's Note: This version of our Community Guidelines is out of date as of September 29, 2025.<br /> Please see our current Community Guidelines here.<br /> <br /> ‍<br /> <br /> We created Discord to be the best place to talk, hang out, and have fun with friends online. Our Community Guidelines ensure everyone can express themselves and find community — but not at the expense of anyone else.<br /> <br /> These Guidelines explain what isn’t allowed on Discord. Everyone on Discord must follow these rules, and they apply to all parts of our platform, including your content, behaviors, servers, and Apps. To learn more about the requirements for developing a bot or other App, please refer to our Discord Developer Terms of Service and our Discord Developer Policy.<br /> <br /> If you plan to monetize your content, please review the additional rules outlined in our Monetization Policy and Monetization Terms.<br /> <br /> Our Trust &amp; Safety team reviews reports by users, moderators, trusted third-party partners, or where required by law. When we reactively or proactively discover a violation of these Guidelines, we may take a number of enforcement steps against them, including issuing warnings, removing content, suspending or removing the violative accounts and/or servers, and potentially reporting them to law enforcement. We may consider relevant off-platform behavior when making assessments for violations of specific Community Guidelines.<br /> <br /> If you come across an account, server, or content that appears to break these Guidelines, please report it to us.<br /> ‍<br /> <br /> Respect Each Other<br /> 1. Do not promote, coordinate, or engage in harassment. We do not allow any type of harassing behavior, including sustained bullying, sexual harassment, ban or block evasion, or coordinating server joins for the purpose of harassing server members (“server raiding”). (See our Bullying, Harassment, and Threats Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 2. Do not threaten to harm another individual or group of people. This includes direct, indirect, and suggestive threats. (See our Bullying, Harassment, and Threats Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 3. Do not share or threaten to share the personally identifiable information (PII) of an individual without consent. This includes providing services that facilitate doxxing, such as buying or selling doxxes or compiling doxxes for others. (See our Doxxing Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 4. Do not use hate speech or engage in other hateful conduct. This includes the use of hate symbols, imagery, and claims that deny the history of mass human atrocities. <br /> <br /> We consider hate speech to be any form of expression that either attacks other people or promotes hatred or violence against them based on their protected characteristics. (See our Hateful Conduct Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 5. Do not organize, promote, or support violent extremism. This also includes coordinating violent acts; glorifying or promoting violence or the perpetrators of violent acts; and promoting conspiracy theories that could encourage or incite violence against others. (See our Violent Extremism and Violence and Graphic Content Policy Explainers for more.)<br /> <br /> 6. Do not solicit, share, or make any attempt to distribute content that depicts, promotes, or attempts to normalize child sexual abuse. Also, do not post content or engage in conduct that in any way sexualizes children. This includes real as well as manipulated media, animation (such as lolicon), and any type of digital creation (note that this includes AI-generated media).<br /> <br /> We report child sexual abuse material (CSAM) and grooming to the National Center for Missing &amp; Exploited Children, which may subsequently work with local law enforcement. (See our Teen and Child Safety Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 7. If you are under the age of 18, do not engage in sexual conduct or any conduct that puts your online or physical safety at risk. This includes consensual sexual interactions between teens, as well as any encouragement or coordination of potentially risky behaviors, such as vigilantism. <br /> <br /> We want teens to be able to express themselves freely on Discord as much as possible, but given the risks associated with online dating, we will remove spaces that encourage or facilitate dating between teens. (See our Teen and Child Safety Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 8. Do not solicit sexual content from or engage in any sexual conduct with anyone under the age of 18. We report child sexual abuse material (CSAM) and grooming to the National Center for Missing &amp; Exploited Children, which may subsequently work with local law enforcement. (See our Teen and Child Safety Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 9. Do not make sexually explicit content available to anyone under the age of 18. You must be age 18 or older to engage with adult content on Discord. <br /> <br /> Server owners must apply an age-restricted label to any channels that contain sexually explicit content.<br /> <br /> Users may not post sexually explicit content in any space that cannot be age-restricted, including in avatars, custom statuses or bios, server banners, server icons, invite splashes, emoji, and stickers. (See our Sexual Content Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 10. Do not share, distribute, or create sexually explicit or sexually suggestive content of other people without the subject’s consent. This includes the non-consensual distribution of intimate media that was created either with or without an individual’s consent. (See our Non-Consensual Adult Intimate Media Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 11. Do not share content that glorifies, promotes, or normalizes suicide or other acts of physical self-harm. This includes content that encourages others to cut, burn, or starve themselves, as well as content that normalizes eating disorders, such as anorexia and bulimia. Self-harm acts or threats used as a form of emotional manipulation or coercion are also prohibited. (See our Suicide and Self-Harm Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 12. Do not share real media depicting gore, excessive violence, or animal harm, especially with the intention to harass or shock others. (See our Violence and Graphic Content Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> Respect Discord<br /> 13. Do not send unsolicited bulk messages (or spam) to others. Also, do not facilitate this activity, such as by selling spambots, server “raid” tools, account-creation tools, token generators, CAPTCHA-solving services, or other spam tools. (See our Platform Manipulation Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 14. Do not use self-bots or user-bots. Each account must be associated with a human, not a bot. (See our Platform Manipulation Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 15. Do not engage with our service in an inauthentic way. This includes artificially inflating server membership, manipulating engagement metrics, and selling artificial engagement services. (See our Platform Manipulation Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 16. Do not sell or purchase Discord assets, including accounts, usernames, servers, server permissions, or custom server invite links. (See our Platform Manipulation Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> Abuse of Discord's paid features or monetization opportunities are covered under our Paid Service Terms.<br /> <br /> 17. Do not share false or misleading information (otherwise known as misinformation). Content that is false, misleading, and can lead to significant risk of physical or societal harm may not be shared on Discord. We may remove content if we reasonably believe its spread could result in damage to physical infrastructure, injury of others, obstruction of participation in civic processes, or the endangerment of public health. (See our Misinformation Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 18. Do not misrepresent your identity on Discord in a deceptive or harmful way. This includes creating fake profiles and attempts to impersonate an individual, group, or organization. (See our Identity and Authenticity Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 19. Do not evade permanent Discord-level enforcement actions. This includes creating new or using existing accounts or communities after being removed for violating our platform rules. (See our Identity and Authenticity Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 20. Do not engage in activities that could damage or compromise the security of an account, network, or system. This includes using deceptive techniques to trick others into revealing sensitive information (phishing), using malicious software (malware), and flooding a target with traffic in order to make a resource unavailable (denial-of-service attacks). (See our Deceptive Practices Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 21. Do not use or attempt to use Discord to promote, coordinate, or execute financial scams. A financial scam is any intentionally deceptive act taken with the intent to receive an illegal, unethical, or otherwise dishonest gain. (See our Deceptive Practices Policy Explainer for more.)<br /> <br /> 22. Do not engage in activities that fraudulently generate a profit at the expense of others. This includes facilitating, providing instructions for, and participating in fraud. We do not allow coordinated efforts to defraud businesses, price gouging, forgery, money laundering, counterfeit goods, or tools that facilitate illegal behavior. 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Thanks for doing your part.‍<br /> <br /> ‍</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/discord_tos_diff&diff=349606 User:Dormiebasne/discord tos diff 2025-10-01T15:32:21Z <p>Dormiebasne: discord comm guidelines Aug 2025</p> <hr /> <div>Archived Versions<br /> Discord Community Guidelines<br /> Effective: September 29, 2025<br /> Last Updated: August 29, 2025<br /> ‍<br /> <br /> Discord enables you to build meaningful connections around the joy of playing games through voice, video and text features. Our Community Guidelines ensure everyone can express themselves and find community — but not at the expense of anyone else.<br /> <br /> These Guidelines are incorporated into our Terms of Service, and further explain what isn’t allowed on Discord so that we can help create a positive environment for everyone. Everyone on Discord must follow these rules, and they apply to all parts of our platform, including your content, behaviors, servers, and apps. 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Thanks for doing your part.‍</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Imaginary_friends&diff=325650 Imaginary friends 2024-07-30T16:39:07Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{quote|He sees them with his “[[third eye]]”, but longs to see them [in real life]|An [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], on Chris's perception of his imaginary friends&lt;ref name=thirdeye&gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;A#Gullibility]].&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris with Teen Troon Squad cap.png|thumb|250px|Chris imagining himself &lt;strike&gt;eating the asshole of&lt;/strike&gt; French-kissing [[Polyamorous marriage|his first fictional wife]], [[Cryzel]].]]<br /> <br /> '''Imaginary friends''' are psychological manifestations typically employed by toddlers to practice social skills. Most children grow out of the phase; [[Chris]], on the other hand, retained his belief in imaginary friends well into adulthood, still holding the belief at {{Age|1982|2|24}} years of age.<br /> <br /> Chris has always had difficulties distinguishing fiction from [[reality]] due to his [[autism]]. His imaginary friends were originally an occasional source of companionship, as well as a coping mechanism for moments of [[stress]], such as the infamous example of invoking [[Sonichu]] to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] during his college days. As he entered his mid-30s, Chris retreated more often to his imaginary world as a reaction to the downward spiral of his life, ignoring the real-world problems of his [[debt]] and lack of independent living experience, resulting in a vicious feedback loop in which Chris's real-world problems worsen while his devotion to his imaginary friends increases. The machinations of the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[enablers]] [[Teen Troon Squad|that]] [[Jacob Sockness|followed]], whose chief tactic is role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further cemented the belief into Chris's mind.<br /> <br /> Chris's devotion to his imaginary friends outweighed his real-life friendships with his [[Pokémon League friends]], and he gradually lost contact with the latter to focus on his fantasy world.<br /> <br /> ==How Chris interacts with imaginary friends==<br /> [[File:Bc2 with imaginary friend.jpg|thumb|left|Chris, seen here publicly talking to an imaginary friend while at [[BronyCon 2017]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris is confused over the concept of imagination, interpreting it as visions into the [[dimension]] where his friends reside.<br /> <br /> In a [[2010]] email to [[Jackie]], Chris said that he communicated with imaginary friends before falling asleep - essentially describing a form of daydreaming.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I do still sometimes talk with my electric-hedgehog pok'emon while I'm on my way to falling asleep and the tv is off; we talk about current things, like things I could do or say in meeting new people, or just things I'm feeling currently to get their response to| Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 16]]}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|thumb|200px|Chris, with his third eye open, having visions of Hyperdimension Neptunia lore.]]<br /> <br /> Chris tapped into New Age spirituality to try strengthening his perceived ties to the other dimension, with techniques centering around [[meditation]]. In summer [[2017]], he began referring to a &quot;third eye,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[CopperCab]]&lt;/ref&gt; a concept associated with mental visions and precognition. He also experimented with astral projection, a term for an out-of-body experience achieved with meditation, as a method to access [[CWCville]], and later dimension [[C-197]].&lt;ref&gt;[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Gamindustri's enemies attack CWCville]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In fall 2017, the first of the [[Idea Guys]] entered the picture, role-playing as Chris's own imaginary friends, initially to see if he was gullible enough to believe it. From Chris's perspective, he thought that he was addressing his friends over the Internet instead of having to astral project. This validated Chris's beliefs and his faith in imaginary friends consequently escalated to the forefront of his life.<br /> <br /> {{quote|I pretended to be both Sonichu and Rosechu, who borrowed my computer. All it took was a little knowledge on Sonichu and Chris believes he’s talking to his “children”.|The ringleader of the Idea Guys&lt;ref&gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> After the Idea Guys were ousted due to using their influence to extort Chris, various [[enablers]] crawled out of the woodwork and copied their techniques, keeping Chris firmly rooted in his fantasyland.<br /> <br /> [[File:Psychic Type Talk.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's way of coping during the Idea Guys' reign was to retreat to his fantasy world and talk to his imaginary friends there.]]<br /> <br /> Chris has tried to physically interact with fictional characters. During [[BronyCon]] 2017, an inconspicuous observer recorded him [[dancing with Magi-Chan]], in reality having thin air as his dance partner. In January 2019, Chris claimed on Twitter to have been attacked by an imaginary enemy while in the shower, and that he &quot;was able to whack the attacker with a half-full conditioner bottle.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[January 2019 social media posts#Accusing fan's OC of attempted assassination]]&lt;/ref&gt; In April 2019, Chris was spotted by a fan at [[Target]] &quot;muttering really loudly&quot;; from Chris's perspective, he had been hanging out with his imaginary friends.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bdnxp3/saw_him_at_target_today_wanted_to_say_hi_but_got/&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2019 social media posts#Reactions to Notre Dame Fire]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris also believes in [[spirit possession]] involving his imaginary friends, such as when he believed that ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' character Uzume and his OC [[Magi-Chan]] had possessed his body.<br /> <br /> ==Accounts of manifestations==<br /> ===Sonichu===<br /> During a 2004 confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Chris began to converse with thin air, pretending that Sonichu was in the office with him.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]], 3 October 2010.&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie e 16&quot;&gt;[[Jackie_E-mails_16]], 23 September 23 2010 – 3 October 2010.&lt;/ref&gt; Chris then pretended to be Sonichu, giving a speech that he claimed Sonichu wanted to give to Walsh, before ending the lecture with a [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (since he believes he has magic powers). Unsurprisingly, Mary ordered him to see a [[Chris and psychology|psychiatrist]].<br /> <br /> Chris has also conversed with Sonichu and Rosechu before falling asleep. At one point, he claimed that the pair offered him relationship advice.&lt;ref name=&quot;Jackie e 16&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Megagi La Skunk===<br /> He claimed to have conversed with [[Megagi La Skunk]], particularly regarding how she has allegedly told him that she ([[Megan]], but by extension Megagi) should never have been born.&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Night Star===<br /> [[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|200px|Artist's rendition of Chris overhearing a conversation held by his imaginary [[Night Star]] character.]]<br /> <br /> Chris believes that he has overheard conversations held by [[Night Star]] and other random [[My Little Pony]] characters.&lt;ref&gt;[[August_2017_Facebook_posts#MLP_theory.2C_based_on_listening_to_Night_Star]]&lt;/ref&gt; In 2017, Chris also used his Night Star account on Twitter to talk to himself, even after revealing that Night Star was a sockpuppet of his.&lt;ref&gt;[[NightStar2891 tweets#Lonely and conversing with himself|Twitter message]] from @NightStar2891, 7 September 2017.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Magi-Chan===<br /> The prime member of Chris's imaginary friends, having surpassed Sonichu and Night Star in importance to Chris, as [[Magi-Chan]]'s abilities center around psychic powers, which Chris deems useful in his misguided attempts to correct his real-world problems.<br /> <br /> Magi-Chan's rise in status began around summer 2017, when Chris believed Magi-Chan was with him at [[BronyCon]], to the point that he [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|danced with thin air]] at the BronyCon gala, believing his dance partner was Magi-Chan.<br /> <br /> Magi-Chan's importance to Chris has made him a key for others to use in manipulating him - the Idea Guys duped Chris into believing he was married to Magi-Chan, [[The Captain]] invoked Magi-Chan to convince Chris to trust him to stop the Idea Guys, [[Jacob Sockness]] deceived Chris with a [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faked chatlog involving Magi-Chan]], and various enablers have used Magi-Chan to get their foot in the door with Chris.<br /> <br /> ===Discord===<br /> {{main|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic#Discord}}<br /> <br /> ===Trying to meet Neptune at GameStop===<br /> An [[Idea Guy]] told Chris that fictional ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' character Neptune would be waiting for him at a [[GameStop]] during December 2017. Chris opted to go to the Forest Lakes location from which he had been banned, and on his own initiative, stood outside and thoroughly scanned the interior looking for Neptune, then followed up by honking on his car horn and shouting her name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Idea Guy Q&amp;A#Chris went to a GameStop to meet a Neptunia goddess]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Polyamorous marriage===<br /> During January 2018, the Idea Guys rewrote ''Sonichu'' lore so that Magi-Chan and his father figure, Mewtwo, were married.&lt;ref&gt;[[January 2018 Facebook posts#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]&lt;/ref&gt; Two months later, they convinced Chris that he was married to [[Magi-Chan]] and their OC, [[Cryzel]], in a [[bisexual]] [[polyamorous marriage]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 13]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> The notion stuck with Chris, who declared his real-life [[Love Quest]] to be over. In June, long after the Idea Guys were ousted. Chris widened the marriage to officially include Mewtwo and Sylvana, Magi-Chan's other partner.<br /> <br /> Chris has frequently mentioned his imaginary husbands and wives on social media. By posting messages written from their points of view (having Magi-Chan deliver the news that Chris went to the hospital),&lt;ref&gt;[[June 2019 social media posts#Heart attack claim]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.&lt;/ref&gt; claiming to be with them (stating that Sylvana helped him diagnose a problem with his car),&lt;ref name=aug2019car&gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.&lt;/ref&gt; or referring to them as if they were real (saying his &quot;hubbytwo&quot; Mewtwo helped out in the events from the ''Detective Pikachu'' movie).&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1100463710680813569&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Religious figures===<br /> Chris has long believed that religious and spiritual figures like [[God]] and the Grim Reaper give him messages in the form of [[dreams]], not realizing the dreams are merely expressions of his own subconscious desires.<br /> <br /> During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, an Idea Guy role-played as Jesus to troll Chris, as seen in the [[Cryzel Torture]] chatlog, validating Chris's egocentric beliefs that religious figures would seek to contact him.<br /> <br /> During the subsequent [[Dimensional Merge]] saga, Chris took his beliefs to the next level, believing that various deities were his imaginary friends helping with the Merge.&lt;ref&gt;[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|[...] the CPUs, whom I am friends with, as well as God/Emanuelle and Jesus of this dimension [...]|Chris, December 2018&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1075792363690303488&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Distress over fictional characters===<br /> Chris uses his imaginary friends to find solidarity with changes to fictional media that he dislikes.<br /> <br /> The initial design of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic the Hedgehog movie]] was disliked by Chris, who claimed to have discussed the matter with Sonic, whose opinion was that the &quot;movie does no good justice&quot; for him.<br /> <br /> When long-running cartoon ''[[My Little Pony]]: Friendship is Magic'' wrapped up production, Chris was upset and [[Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!|tried to convince Hasbro to continue the show]], claiming to have consulted with Princess Celestia, a character from the cartoon.<br /> <br /> ===Coping with people who distance themselves===<br /> [[File:ChuggleDBuglApology.jpg|thumb|200px|A leaked drawing by Chris. He role-plays an apology in which one of the blocking bronies apologizes to ''him'' for the block.]]<br /> <br /> Chris has used the concept of imaginary friends to cope with people who explicitly don't want to put up with him.<br /> <br /> In January 2019, [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew|several members of the Brony community blocked Chris's Twitter en masse]]. Chris tried to cope by roleplaying an apology between his alter-ego and the alter-egos of the bronies - in which the latter apologizes to Chris for blocking him - and then proceeded to take the roleplay seriously, sending the apology drawings out in a failed attempt to convince the bronies to unblock him.<br /> <br /> In December 2019, Chris threw a tantrum over artist [[ProjectSNT]]'s redesign of his [[Wild Sonichu]] character, later rationalizing his reaction as the result of dimension [[CS-89]] calling him for help. Chris tried to get ProjectSNT to respond to his power fantasy, but she refused to act as an [[enabler]] and ignored him. Since she didn't want to interact with him, Chris appropriated her as an imaginary friend, declaring that she had been &quot;force-transported&quot; to dimension CS-89 to assist him with battling interdimensional evil there.<br /> <br /> ===Misc coping mechanisms===<br /> In [[June 2021]], when Chris was about to leave the [[Watchmen]] Discord server [[The Place]], and by extension, cut ties with [[MKR|Meghan]], he stated to [[Null]] that he first had to &quot;confirm Nightvee's safety and being from Meghan. But, I'm certain Nights and Reala have his back during uncertain moments&quot;,&lt;ref&gt;[[WCT DMs#Chris texts Null]]&lt;/ref&gt; referring to an [[OC]] by Meghan based on the character Nights from the ''Nights into Dreams'' video game.<br /> <br /> ===Robertchu===<br /> [[File:RobertchuBackHome.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's deceased father, reincarnated as a Sonichu spirit, posing next to his still-living wife.]]<br /> <br /> Initially, in the years after Chris's father passed away, Chris was in mourning over the loss, accepting that [[Bob]] was gone.<br /> <br /> However, the [[Idea Guys]] manipulated Chris into believing that Bob was alive in [[CWCville]]'s dimension, reincarnated as a Sonichu and going by the name Robertchu. Chris tried to drag his mother into the fantasy of Bob being alive, having her pose for a photo next to a drawing of Robertchu for a [[TSSSF]] card. In the card text, Chris claimed:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Every once in a while, Mister C runs back home to offer comfort to Barbara. Before the Dimension Merge's completion, she has missed him everyday, and found the solace and comfort when he comes by. He continues to carry a torch for her in his heart and soul while he helps to protect everyone in Cwcville and at this old temple of a house.}}<br /> <br /> ==On video==<br /> Chris has interacted with his imaginary friends on video.<br /> <br /> * During the summer 2017 [[BronyCon]], Chris was observed [[dancing with Magi-Chan]].<br /> * In the fall/winter 2018 video [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad]], while hanging out at a Squad member's home, Chris fondles and kisses thin air - believing it is his imaginary wife, [[Cryzel]].<br /> * In the [[June 2019]] video [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]], while rambling about the impending [[Dimensional Merge]], Chris gestures at thin air and states that Magi-Chan is sitting next to him.<br /> * While [[Spirit possession|pretending to be]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris signaled that [[Rosechu]] was sitting right next to him as he [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|stated his will on camera]].<br /> *In the [[February 2021]] video [[Chris Kisses Rosechu]], filmed by [[Praetor]], Chris (in his phase of role-playing as Sonichu) kisses an imaginary [[Rosechu]].<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Enablers]]<br /> *[[Imaginary family]]<br /> *[[OCs]]<br /> *[[Pokémon League friends]]<br /> *[[Polyamorous marriage]]<br /> *[[Spirit possession]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Fantasies}}<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(espa%C3%B1ol)&diff=321075 User:Dormiebasne/Christian Weston Chandler (español) 2024-03-04T16:40:18Z <p>Dormiebasne: Errores de concordancia</p> <hr /> <div>:''Este artículo se trata del mismísimo Chris... ¡es su artículo y nada menos! Para información sobre el personaje de Sonichu, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler (Personaje de Sonichu)]]. Para otros usos, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)| Christian Weston Chandler (desambiguación)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; se dirije aquí. Para leer sobre sus creencias en cuanto al cristianismo, véase a [[Chris and religion|Chris y la religión (inglés)]].''<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Divulgación de género:''' Esta persona identifica actualmente como [[transgender|transgénero]] de masculino a feminino {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} . Es posible que el uso de pronombres en esta página no refleje su sexo biológico y/o su identidad de género<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Poco Fiable:''' Se ha determinado que Christian Weston Chandler es un narrador poco fiable debido a las siguientes razones:&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es un mentiroso habitual'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Muchas veces, Chris exagera las cosas que acontecieron, a menudo para no verse mal.'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es considerable [[naive|ingenuo]]'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Los recuentos de Chris en cuanto a como salió un tal evento varian con cada recitación'''<br /> Es importante mantener esto en mente cuando evalua la verdad de sus declaraciones.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid red&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''IMPOSTORES:''' Se conoce que Christian Weston Chandler frecuentemente utiliza muchas cuentas falsas (llamadas &quot;sockpuppets&quot; en inglés). Ya que es difícil discernir cuales son de Chris, es mejor que se evite la conjetura en cuanto a si una cuenta pertenece a Christian Weston Chandler si no se ha totalmente verificado que si. <br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;boilerplate metadata&quot; id=&quot;honest&quot;&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; style=&quot;border: 4px solid #000000; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;&quot;<br /> | [[Image:HonestContent.jpg|60px| ]]<br /> | <br /> <br /> '''Este artículo se ha clasificado M por [[Honest Content|Contenido Honesto]]'''<br /> <br /> Es posible que contenga material no seguro para el trabajo<br /> |}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Christian Weston Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|200px]]<br /> <br /> |header3 = Información<br /> |label5 = Nombre<br /> |data5 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) &lt;br&gt; Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler (2016–hoy)<br /> |label7 = También conocido como<br /> |data7 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Kookydash.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Facebook|Tini]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]&lt;br&gt;[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]<br /> |label8 = Género<br /> |data8 = Hombre (1982-2016)&lt;br&gt;Mujer Trans(2016-actualidad)<br /> |label9 = Religión<br /> |data9 = &quot;[[Chris and religion|Cristianismo espiritual de la nueva era ]]&quot;<br /> |label10 = Raza <br /> |data10 = Anglo (8º &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label11 = Altura<br /> |data11 = 5'10&quot; (1.778m)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label12 = Peso<br /> |data12 = 203lb (92.0kg)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label13 = Padre <br /> |data13 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label14 = Madre<br /> |data14 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–hoy)<br /> |label15 = Hermanos <br /> |data15 = [[Cole Smithey]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (hermana media)<br /> |label16 = Educación<br /> |data16 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Colegio comunitario de Piedmont Virginia]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br /> |label17=Nacionalidad<br /> |data17=Estadounidense<br /> |label18 = Profesión<br /> |data18 = Dibujante de cómics freelance([[Lulu|autopuplicado]])&lt;br&gt;Streamer de YouTube&lt;br&gt;Diseñador de videojuegos (no publicado)&lt;br&gt;Empleado de [[Wendy's]] ([[2001]])&lt;br&gt;Vendedor de cuchillería [[Cutco]] ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Músico]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|acompañante hombre]] ([[2010]], no remunerado)&lt;br&gt;Empresario, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostituta]] ([[2016]], no remunerado)<br /> |label19 = Conyuge(s)<br /> |data19 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (desde Marzo 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (desde Junio 2018) &lt;br&gt; y [[Pickchu]] (desde Mayo 2022)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label20=Títulos<br /> |data20=Creador de Sonichu&lt;br&gt;Historiador de Sonichu y Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Diosa de CPU]] de las naciones de [[Cwcville]], Comma, y las [[Commodore 64|cónsolas de Commodore]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;La reina de la risa moderna&lt;ref&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|El verdadero jugador uno]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> }}<br /> {{quote|Soy la persona [[Autism|autista]] [[Slow-in-the-minds|de alto funcionamiento]] que fue extremadamente [[Megan Schroeder|dañada emocionalmente]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|su inspiration]] [[Chris and art|artística]] perdida con paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|engaño]], [[Calling Out &quot;Tito&quot; - Don|extorsión]] y [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|palabras puramente hirientes]] de esos [[Trolls]] parásitos. Soy el [[Chris and copyright|creador]], dibujando a mano, de [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] y la ciudad de [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|EE.UU]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Mirad, ¡El error de Dios!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] sobre Chris.}}<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler''', anteriormente '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (nacido: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 de febrero [[1982]]) es un caricaturista [[Autism|autista]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|enfermo mental]],&lt;ref&gt;Confirmado por su designación entre la [[Therapeutic Docket|lista de casos terapéutica]].&lt;/ref&gt; [[JERKS|misandrista]] y [[Women's rights|misógino]] de {{Age|1982|2|24}} años, que también es [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], anterior [[virgin with rage|virgin con rabia]], autoproclamado [[CPU Blue Heart|deidad]], y [[Affair with Mother|literalmente chingó su madre]]. Normalmente se refiere a él por su apodo '''Chris-Chan''', sus iniciales '''CWC''', o simplemente el nombre género neutral de '''Chris'''. Se asemeja un tanto a una caricatura de {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} que ha cobrado vida, y se le considera uno de los &quot;lolcows&quot; más conocidos y bien documentados en la cultura del internet – si no se ve entre las personas más documentadas de la historia.<br /> <br /> Ciertas personas le consideran una celebridad, pero no ha vendido un álbum [[Chris and music|multi-platino]], ni ha sido regalado con [[Chris and cinematography|un premio Oscar]]. En lugar de eso, es el [[Things Chris has ripped off|creador]] del infame cómic en línea ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', que pretende relatar la historia de un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo de tipo eléctrico]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] y su [[sweetheart|amante]] [[Rosechu]], además de sus aventuras con el [[Chaotic Combo|Combo Caótico]]. En la práctica, el cómic sirve para darle a Chris un camino para [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|cumplir sus deseos]] propios, dejándole expresar su descontento con el hecho de que [[Mary Lee Walsh|la facultad en su escuela profesional]] no reconocieron [[Honor roll|lo que él consideraba ser un desempeño ejemplar académico]] [[Count Graduon|cuando se graduó]], junto con sus frustraciones sobre [[Love Quest|siendo incapaz de encontrar una pareja romántica]]; asi que, el libro le permitió a reencauzar su [[Chris and anger|ira]] hacia [[Jerkop|la gente que]] [[Manajerks|impedieron sus esfuerzos]], poniéndolos en el papel de villanos y a si mismo como un [[List of unheroic protagonist actions| héroe verdadero del modelo Campbell]] en su narrativa. Después de cumplir con su educación, Chris carecía de empleo por la mayoria de su vida como adulto, ganándose la vida por medio de [[Monthly tugboat|beneficios sociales del gobierno]] y las [[Patreon|donaciones]] de su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Verdadera y Leal Hinchada]].<br /> <br /> A finales del año [[2007]], se convirtió en [[Chris and the Internet|famoso del internet]] cuando se filtraron imágenes de él en [[The GAMe PLACe|una tienda de juegos de tablero]] a los foros de {{w|Something Awful}}. Tras su descubrimiento, se burlaron de Chris por su [[Chris and fashion|sentido de la moda poco común]] y [[Obesity|su exceso de peso]], y las imágenes de Chris se difundieron a lugares como [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] y [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], y durante el proceso de su propagación, muchos [[trolls]] vieron su cómic por la primera vez, propulsándolo a la fama instante. La fascinación inicial se debía a su [[Chris and art|obra artística infantil]], su distintivo [[Medallions|medallón de Sonichu]] casero que llevaba en público, y su historia de merodear en [[Attraction Locations|ubicaciones públicas]] mientras literalmente teniendo el la mano un [[Attraction Sign|letrero]] implorando que las mujeres le hablasen. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Su reacción frente a la burla]] resultó en un ciclo en el que [[Honest Content|Chris revelaba más información perturbante sobre si mismo]] y sus [[Chris and manipulation|trolls esforzándose más y más para descubrir más de la historia sobre este individual extraño.]]. Así, la vida de Chris empezó a descontrolarse más con la llegada de &quot;trolling&quot; organizado, [[Chris and...|analisis psicológico de salón]] por parte de espectadores desconcertados, y unas payasadas bizarras de verdad de Chris que siguen hasta hoy en día, que influyeron el desarrollo del cómic cuando tuviese ganas de actualizarlo. <br /> <br /> El periodo más notable de la actividad en línea de Chris tuvo lugar entre los años 2007 y 2010 – dicho periodo ha sido declarado [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|la &quot;Era Clásica&quot;]] por los Cristorianos modernos – en el que Chris se veía repetidamente engañado por troles fingiendo ser [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|novias potenciales]], y atacaba a su archienemigo [[Clyde Cash]], el líder del grupo más notable de troles durante la vida de Chris: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. En dicha época, [[Julie Reveals Herself|Chris fue engañado]] por [[BlueSpike|un joven sádico de 13 años]] para [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|meterle su medallón a su culo]], [[Liquid Chris|experimentó el robo de su identidad por una persona mucho más talentosa que él]], [[Asperchu|y padeció una parodia de ''Sonichu'' despiadada por un equipo de caricaturistas al propósito de tocarle los huevos]], entre otras desventuras. Sin embargo, con el tiempo decidió cerrar la sesión en el internet a finales de este periodo, al parecer dándose cuenta de lo inútil de su lucha contra los &quot;malditos troles sucios&quot;. A la hora de su inevitable vuelta al internet unos meses más tarde en 2011, él no era igual que antes. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris empezó a experimentar con el travestismo]], refiriéndose a si mismo como un &quot;Tomgirl&quot; (lo opuesto de una marimacha), antes de declararse [[transgender|transgénero]] a finales de 2014.<br /> <br /> A partir de esos incidentes, la actividad en el internet de Chris se mantuvo relativamente normal (según sus estandares), a pesar de su cambio de identidad de género, la muerte de su padre (que llevó directamente a la disolución de los Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|un caso de atropello con fuga]], [[2014 house fire|el accidente que causó un incendio que destruyó su casa]], y [[26 December 2014|un incidente en el que gaseó con Mace a un empleado de GameStop]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|motivado por el color de los brazos de Sonic]]. Se cambiaron las cosas cuando surgieron dos nuevos grupos de troles – los [[Idea Guys]] y el [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|quienes lo adoctrinaron]] con creencias más y más irreales (tales como la idea de que él y sus padres son [[Sonichu (species)|medio-Sonichu]] o [[Rosechu (species)|medio-Rosechu]]), y culminó con la [[Chris and reality|revelación por parte de Chris]] de que él era [[CPU Blue Heart|una diosa]] destinada para traer [[Dimensional Merge|la convergencia de las dimensiones]] entre [[Dimensions#C-197|el mundo de su cómic]] y el nuestro, efectivamente iniciando una secta apocalíptica centrado en lo que empezó con un tonto, autoindulgente mezcla de ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' y ''[[Pokémon]]''. Después, Chris utilizó dicha [[Messiah complex|creencia delusional]] como un intricado [[Chris and coping|mechanismo para lidiar]] mientras seguía con sus hábitos autodestructivos.<br /> <br /> A pesar de que dichos grupos de troles se vieron expulsado debido a los esfuerzos de los [[Guard Dogs]], quienes intentaron mantener a Chris alejado del sendero de la ruinación (y para que no se hiciese el ridículo más), Chris se dedicó a seguir creyendo esas creencias insaludables y bien absurdas. Mientras tanto, su [[Chris and health|salud física]] y [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental]] se marchitaban, y [[Financhu Crisis|las finanzas se convirtieron en un asunto grave para la casa Chandler]], además del problema de que a su madre no le restaba mucho tiempo con vida. Todos dichos problemas hicieron que Chris se andentraba más y más profundamente en el refugio de sus fantasias. Se empeoraron las cosas hasta el punto de que [[Spirit possession|Chris fingía estar bajo la posesión espiritual de varios personajes de ficción]] con regularidad, incluso con un periodo de &quot;posesión&quot; por Sonichu que duró un año, sirviendo como una manera para lidiar con no poder asistir a dos convenciones de [[BABSCon|''My Little Pony'']], canceladas a causa de la pandemia de [[COVID-19]].<br /> <br /> Se cruzó el punto de no retorno en [[2021]], después de que [[Incest Call|audio filtrado]] reveló que [[Affair with Mother|tuvo varios encuentros incestuosos con su madre]], lo que causó el forzado desalojo de él [[14 Branchland Court|de su casa]] y que le enviaron al [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|cárcel]], que fue el incidente más publicitado desde unos años. Durante ese tiempo, [[Jail Communications|correspondencia desde el cárcel]] ilustró que se profundizaba en sus fantasias aún más, creyéndose ser la reincarnación de Jesús Cristo. Se transfirió a Chris al [[Western State Hospital|manicomio]] por tres meses antes de que volviese al cárcel, hasta salir del cárcel en [[March 2023|Marzo de 2023]]. A partir de su liberación, se ha mantenido [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|de perfil bajo]], pero está fielmente aumentado su actividad en línea.<br /> <br /> Nunca antes ha sido una figura del internet tal como Chris-Chan, gracias a las circunstancias únicas que formaron su comportamiento peculiar y posteriormente llevándose a su prominencia en línea, y es posible que nunca habrá otra persona tal como él – él es verdaderamente único en su especie. Es la misión dedicada de [[CWCki|este mismo wiki]] registrar su vida en detalle absurdamente alto, y si quiere, lector, profundizar el agujero de conejo casi sin fondo con nosotros, debería empezar por leer esta página. Prepárese, ya que va a ser un viaje largo, y no hay fin en vista.<br /> <br /> ==Resumen==<br /> {{Protip|Después de identificarse públicamente como mujer trans desde a finales de 2014, la identidad de género de Chris ha sido cuestion de gran debate entre los Cristorianos y hay controversia dentro y fuera de la comunidad trans. Para mantener consistencia en cuanto a los expedientes que precedieron la transición, y para no causar confusión para nuestros lectores, el CWCki opta por utilizar los pronombres masculinos para describir a Chris, incluso en la época después de su transición. NOTA DEL TRADUCTOR: En cuanto a las cuotaciones, se ha traducido de acuerdo con el pronombre utilizado, o el pronombre que utilizaría el sujeto, durante el tiempo en qué lo dijo. Por ejemplo, cuando Chris refiere a si mismo después de identificarse como mujer, se traducirá con pronombres femininos. Lo igual si es de otra persona que utiliza pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris.<br /> <br /> Que sea consciente de que no son todos que aceptan dicha estrategia, con ciertas personas optando por usar exclusivamente los pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris a partir de su transición, y otras personas optando por usar pronombres neutros, o los pronombres de acuerdo con la identidad de Chris expresada en el tiempo de que se habla.<br /> <br /> El nombre legal de Chris ahora es Christine, pero el apodo de Chris es género neutral, y puede abreviarse así cada uno de los nombres que ha usado Chris en su vida. Chris lo ha aceptado como apodo, a pesar de oponerse a ello anteriormente postransición. A raíz de esto, el CWCki normalmente utiliza este nomber cuando se discute Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> En todo caso, Chris está legalmente registrado como mujer y ha empezado terapia de reemplazo hormonal, pero no se ha sometido a cirugia de reasignación sexual, y es probable que nunca lo hará debido a unos factores (entre otros, su estatus socioeconómico y historia criminal).}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Parece lo suficiente inteligente como para entender que no entiende, y eso es lo más duro de todo. |Un estudiante anónimo de la [[University of Virginia|Universidad de Virginia]] refleccionando sobre Chris .&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html &quot;glass house&quot;], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Una imagen infame que dibujó Chris en que disfruta de un refresco en dos maneras]]]]<br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris en [[July 2018|Julio de 2018]], posando con un fan vestido de Sonichu en [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris es un tímido, autístico, autodenominado [[Transgender|mujer trans]] de tendencias hacia la delusión, quien ha sido permitido – por sus padres, [[Barbara Chandler]] y el difunto [[Bob Chandler]] – vivir eternamente como un niño, acumulando [[toys|juguetes]] y [[video games|videojuegos]] en un solo [[room|cuarto]] en la [[14 Branchland Court|casa]] de sus padres. Aún en los cuarenta, Chris se queda tan cómodo en su existencia protegida que se niega a atenerse a las normas sociales. Ha regularmente mostrado dificultades en cuanto a demostrar [[Love Quest|comportamiento]] público [[Chris and the law|aceptable]], reconocer cuando tiene que [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|usar el baño]], y usar su tiempo para [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribuir]] [[Dimensional Merge|a]] [[Twitter|la sociedad]] de manera significativa alguna. Aunque el sistema de educación pública forzó a Chris que encare la [[reality|realidad]], graduarse le ha dado la licencia de quedarse dentro y evitar desempeñando las actividades típicas civiles, optando por quedarse en casa y subsistir con los dólares de los contribuyentes. Debido a su abstinencia del mundo exterior, Chris no ha mantenido ningún [[Chris's resume|empleo]] [[Wendy's|desde 2001]] (aparte de comisiones y esquemas de pirámide), y no ha pasado más de unos meses de empleo continuo en toda su vida. Es poco probable que Chris vaya a conseguir otro trabajo, gracias a Patreon, sus beneficios sociales (el llamado &quot;Tugboat&quot;, remolcador en español),&lt;s&gt; el mendigar&lt;/s&gt; donaciones generosas, y el hecho de que ha dicho directamente que su autismo le prohibe conseguir un trabajo (a pesar de que haya muchos servicios sociales disponible para ayudar a gente con descapacidades para encontrar empleo). Chris ha tenido asombrosamente pocas relaciones significativas, aunque ha logrado cultivar amistades con gente cuyos intereses en la cultura nerd y LGBT coinciden con los suyos.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris está totalmente obsesionado con su personaje original y el cómic asociado, al punto de que ha elaborado a mano varios [[medallions|medallones]] en forma de Sonichu. Entre Febrero de [[2004]] y [[March 2010|Marzo de 2010]], pocas eran las veces en que se vió o se tomó una foto de Chris sin que tuviese puesto uno de esos tótems, incluso en la [[:Image:License.jpg|foto de su licencia de conductor]] y durante la ceremonia de graduación de [[college|la escuela profesional]] ; se desapareció el medallón por un tanto, pero volvió en [[September 2010|Septiembre de 2010]]. A la misma vez, estaba totalmente convencido de que todo el mundo quería aprender sobre Sonichu, y que la única razón por la cual [[Nintendo]], Sega, y [[Sony]] no le han acercado con ofertas para hacer videojuegos oficiales de ''Sonichu'' es que o son negociadores duros, o que los troles trabajan para ellos, y arruinan la posibilidad de realizar un juego. Por un rato, Chris operaba una tienda de eBay donde elaboraba y vendía sus medallones de Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, y incluso ofrecía opciones para hacer personajes personalizados. Se los vendían por $30 cada uno. Después de que salió levemente exitosa su tienda de eBay, se mudó a Etsy, pero su pereza se apoderó de él y perdió la tienda a partir de nueve meses de operación, debido a no cumplir órdenes.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|Una herramienta útil para pronosticar sucesos en la Christoria.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|Un gráfico aproximado que muestra la correlación entre conocimiento sobre Chris y la lástima que uno siente por él.]]<br /> <br /> Chris solía odiar a los [[homos|hombres homosexuales]], y lo comunicaba con tanta intensidad que los espectadores fácilmente sacaban la idea de que él simplemente tenía miedo de convertirse gay. No puede aguantar mirar al [[pickle|pene]] de otro hombre, y se fijaba la mirada en un [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|un póster de ''Sailor Moon'']] para mantenerse heterosexual.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus palabras no siempre coinciden con sus acciones; a lo largo de su historia temprana en el internet, aparentaba estar profundamente inseguro en relación a su género y sexualidad. Aun anteriormente a su transición, Chris ha [[Semen#Recycling|tragado su propio semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|llevado un sostén]], y solo refrenaba su [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendencia a trasvestirse orgullosamente]] porque su madre de edad avanzada se oponía a ello intensamente. Aunque esos hechos no indican la homosexualidad sin duda, si cuestionan la validez del juicio de Chris con respecto a su propia orientación sexual. Sorprendentemente, sin embargo, su homofobia parecía tener poco base en sus creencias religiosas, como no se había dado cuenta del verso Levítico 18:22, que condena la homosexualidad, hasta oirlo en un episodio de ''[[Family Guy|Padre de Familia]]'' en 2009.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; Su homofobia no se extendía a las lesbianas, quienes Chris considera excitante sexualmente. Con el tiempo, Chris abandonó su homofobia, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|pidiendo perdón en 2015]] y apoya lo que llama el espectro de [[SLGBTQ]]. En [[2018]], Los [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed|adoctrinaron]] a Chris para que se identifiquese como bisexual, aunque es probable que esto igualmente fuese Chris conformándose con su sexualidad tanto como el resultado de manipulación.<br /> <br /> Su vida de adulto se ha definido mayormente por su meta de hacer de ''Sonichu'' una franquicia exitosa para encontrar éxito financiero (o, al menos, controlar su [[debt|deuda]]), su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Novia]] para obtener una &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|sin-novio]], de 18-[''su edad actual''] años, cariñosa, [[tobacky|no fumadora]], no-[[alcohol]]ica mujer [[Chris and race|blanca]] &quot; para convertir en su &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|cariño desde cero]],&quot; y, empezando en 2011, se enfocó en lo de su identidad como [[tomgirl]] y más tarde una mujer trans lesbiana. Luego, Chris desarrolló un [[Messiah complex|complejo de Mesías]], creyéndose ser [[Chris and religion|la reincarnación de Jesus Cristo]] destinado a facilitar una [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]] entre la ficción y la realidad.<br /> <br /> En breve, la historia de Chris parece una condenada a [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|no tener un final feliz]], con su vida sirviendo como advertencia sobre la época del Internet. Es un cuento de [[Borb|mala crianza de los hijos]], [[Chris and socialization|el aislamiento social]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|la candidez]], [[Chris and his ego|el narcisismo]], [[Chris and work|la pereza]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|la hipocresía]], [[Chris and sex|desviación sexual]], y lo más importante, un cuento sobre todo el mundo presenciando en tiempo real la lenta, dolorosa degradación de otro ser humano.<br /> <br /> ==Pseudónimos==<br /> {{quote|Llámame por el nombre que [[Chris and religion|Dios]] [[Christopher's name change|y el oso]] [[Chris and English|me ha dado]] por toda mi vida. El nombre actual completo de Christian Weston Chandler, mi primer nombre siendo Christopher y mi apodo español siendo Ricardo. Pero, al fin y al cabo, que tan solo me llame Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris demandando algo de]] [[Liquid Chris|su impostor]], años antes de su cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Selfie de Chris, vestido en [[The Classic|su camisa clásica]] y [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|el medallón de Sonichu]], alrededor de 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|&quot;¡Mirad mis obras, os poderosos, y desesperad!&quot;}}]]<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Autorretrato de Chris como personaje de cómic, dibujado a mano.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler tiene una variedad de nombres que lo ha dado a si mismo. Nació con el nombre Christopher Weston Chandler, pero [[Christopher's name change|lo cambió]] a &quot;Christian&quot; según como le llamó el &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|operador del oso animatrónico en el centro comercial]]&quot; que oyó mal su nombre, lo que interpretó como un señal de Dios. A mediados de la primera década de los 2000, Chris adoptó el apodo &quot;Chris-Chan,&quot; un juego de palabras involucrando su apellido y el {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|sufijo honorífico japonés ''-chan''}}, que, según Wikipedia, &quot;se usa para referirse a niños jóvenes, amigos íntimos, infantes, abuelos y, a veces, adolescentes femininas.&quot; Chris aprendió de este honorífico por medio de series de [[anime]] como ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' y ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. El nombre &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; suele escribirse erróneamente sin el guion como &quot;Chris Chan,&quot; como si Chris se hubiese llamado como {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Extrañamente]], antes de su transición Chris refería a si mismo por su nombre entero, o si tenía ganas de aumentar la formalidad utilizaba &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; Se siente [[Chris and his ego|peculiarmente orgulloso]] de sus inciales &quot;CWC,&quot; y muchas veces las incorpora a sus obras y varios juegos de palabras centrado en la palabra &quot;quick&quot; (&quot;rápido&quot;, irónicamente, ya que...bueno, no lo es). Ejemplos incluyen [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] y [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Poco después de declararse una lesbiana [[transgender|transgénero]], Chris empezó a introducirse como &quot;Christine.&quot; En Mayo de 2016, él exitosamente entabló un cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine Weston Chandler.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Luego entabló para cambiar el sexo indicado en su licencia de conducir para identificarle como mujer.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; Ahora firma su nombre con corazonitos dibujados sobre la letra &quot;i&quot;. Sus documentos legales se refieren a él como Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; menos las demandas cíviles, en las que no ha actualizado su información con el demandante.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|Este wiki]], sin embargo, lo llamamos Chris en el interés de consistencia.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris empezó a identificarse por el nombre Christine a finales de 2014 antes del cambio legal de nombre en 2016.]]<br /> <br /> En sus clases de [[Spanish|español]] en la preparatoria su apodo era &quot;Ricardo,&quot; y mucho tiempo después seguía traduciendo su nombre a &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; cuando escribía o hablaba en español, más probable a raíz de no darse cuenta de que uno no normalmente cambia su nombre con otro totalmente distinto al hablar otro idioma. A veces, llegaba a tal punto que se proclamaba &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Chandler&quot;, o alguna variedad del mismo, para identificarse precisamente. Recientemente, Chris ha dejado de decir su segundo nombre, nombres anteriores, y su apodo español en sus videos; ahora solamente empieza con &quot;Christine Chandler.&quot; (Chris nunca ha inventado una versión femenina del apodo &quot;Ricardo&quot;, o cualquier nombre de carácter español para reemplazarlo.)<br /> <br /> De vez en cuando, Chris utilizaba los nombres de sus personajes para referirse a sí mismo, más notablemente su gemelo maligno, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], y por supuesto, Sonichu. En los cómics, Chris tiene la habilidad para transformarse en un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo eléctrico]], llamado [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. Mientras Chris se volvía más inestable en 2017 y cayó bajo la influencia de los [[Idea Guys]]' en 2018, él se fusionaba aún más en sus invenciones fantásticas al punto de que añadió &quot;Sonichu&quot; al fin de su nombre (aunque no se reconoce como un cambio de nombre legal, a diferencia de los cambios a &quot;Christian&quot; o &quot;Christine&quot; en los años pasados), para reconciliarse con la creencia que es medio-Sonichu en la vida real, según muchas instancias de adoctrinamiento. Otros nombres que él usa actualmente incluyen [[CPU Blue Heart]] (CPU Corazón Azúl) y [[Night Star]] (Estrella Nocturna), sus personajes autoinserciones para las franquicias ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' y ''[[My Little Pony]]'', respectivamente. En las circunstancias en que quiere presentarse de manera particularmente ostentosa, puede que adjunte sus varios alter egos a su nombre, tal y como decía sus nombres anteriores en el pasado.<br /> <br /> Muy pocos son los nombres que se usan para referirse a Chris que no eran invenciones suyas. Uno de los más notables es &quot;Chrissy,&quot; popularizado por [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] por casualidad irónica, mientras éste se burlaba de Chris mediante hacer femenino su nombre, que ahora parece haber pronosticado su interés en el travestismo y más tarde volverse trans. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], que se derivó del canal IBAChandler de Chris en [[YouTube]] , se popularizó por [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|causándole a Chris mucha angustia]]. Menos notable, hay el apodo &quot;Solid Chris,&quot; utilizado por unos para distinguir a Chris de Liquid según la tradiciòn [[Metal Gear|de cierto serie de videojuegos]]. Ciertos &quot;A-Logs&quot;&lt;ref&gt;Personas que expresan odio excesivo hacia Chris, hasta el punto de que se vuelven objetos de burla.&lt;/ref&gt; se han referido a Chris como &quot;el agente de sátan en la tierra.&quot; Usuarios de [[Kiwi Farms]] han creado el término &quot;Chris Clásico&quot; para referirse a Chris antes de que muriese Bob y/o antes la saga de [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl]], usando &quot;Chris Moderno&quot; para indicar el Chris de hoy y sus payasadas.<br /> <br /> ==La era fundacional==<br /> ===Niñez y adolescencia===<br /> {{quote|Las palabras de despedida más importantes con las cuales puedo dejarles – pues, son que siempre recuerden esto. Si muestras a la gente dónde hay [[Kick the Autistic|tus puntos débiles]], luego [[Trolls|la gente]] sabrán como [[Chris and anger|llegar a tus nervios]]. Si jamás se los muestras, nunca sabrán.|Maestra de Chris, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], dando a Chris un consejo de alto valor, que, desdichadamente, nunca tomó en serio.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|El desarrollo (o deterioro, dependiente de punto de vista) de Chris-chan... en forma {{w|Pogs|pog}} (si, son pogs caseros). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Christopher Weston Chandler nació el 24 de febrero de 1982 en el {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital|Hóstital de Martha Jefferson}} en [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].&lt;ref name=&quot;WikiProfile&quot;&gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus padres, [[Borb|Robert y Bárbara]], trabajaron como ingeniero para Western Electric (luego General Electric) y oficinista para Virginia Power, respectivamente. Aunque se desconoce mucho de sus primeros años, los [[Autism papers|papeles de autismo]] revelan que sus habilidades lingüisticas eran deficientes, lo que fue el primer señal de su [[autism|autismo]]. A pesar de esto, Chris sostiene que dijo su primera palabra, &quot;monkey&quot; (mono), cuando apenas tenía seis semanas de vida,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; y sigue orgulloso de esto aun en su madurez, no obstante cuan obviamente poco probable y físicamente imposible que sea cierto – los centros lingüísticos del cerebro humano literalmente no pueden procesar idioma a las seis semanas, tampoco pueden las cuerdas vocales infantiles realizar los sonidos necesarios.<br /> <br /> Una [[abusive babysitter|niñera abusiva]], quien estaba sola con Chris diaramente por años,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; supuestamente encerró a Chris en su edad temprana en un cuarto con juguetes despues de apagar todas las luces, un evento que Chris caracteriza como muy traumático para él.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Parece que Chris no se nota la ironía de que haya regularmente encerrado a si mismo en un cuarto, rodeado de juguetes, por mucho de su vida de adulto.) Anteriormente identificó al encierro este como la fuente de su autismo (lo cual es una ilusión por su parte, cuando se considera que el autismo es un trastorno genético no causado por trauma external). Entre los 1 y 7 años de edad, no habló Chris ni una vez, y tuvo que aprovecharse de terapia de habla en [[James Madison University|la universidad de James Madison]], donde conoció a su primer amigo macho, [[Joshua Martinez]]. Recibió el diagnóstico del trastorno de espectro autista de alto funcionamiento, con el doctor pronosticando (al menos, según que dice Chris) que nunca asistía a la escuela secundaria, ni siquiera ser capaz de escribir su propio nombre.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; No obstante, Chris logró cumplir con estas metas cognitivas en su tiempo.<br /> <br /> Durante los [[1980s|años 80]], Christopher era amiguitos con [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], uno de sus primeros amigos. En una de las anécdotas que ha escrito de ella (de las cuales hay pocas), Chris indicó que Sarah le persuadió a él de que {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost|Casper el fantasma amigable}} vivía en el sótano de poca altura de la casa de ella. Cuando Chris se metió allí para verlo, Sarah lo encerró alli &lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; en una muestra asombrosa de su amistad, lo cual empezó su historiada carrera de ser troleado. Aparentemente, él no le alberga ningún rencor sobre lo sucedido (probablemente a raíz de que es una mujer bella – si un [[JERKS|tipo]] o una [[Mary Lee Walsh|mujer fea]] le hiciese algo así, Chris [[Death threats|juraría vengarse]]).<br /> <br /> Chris pasó el año escolar de [[1990s|1990-1991]] en el cuarto grado en [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|la escuela primaria de Nathanael Greene]], hasta que sus padres le sacaron de sus clases a causa de una disputa misteriosa. Chris sostiene que fue sujetado a la fuerza por la facultad de la escuela, quienes grabaron sus gritos,&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; y que le obligaron a sentarse en el regazo del [[Bruce Johnson|director]], una experiencia que supuestamente provocó su homofobia. Más tarde, Chris proclamó que el abuso por parte de la facultad fue la experiencia más traumática de su vida. Es posible que su versión de dichos eventos se deba más a las actitudes de sus padres que lo que realmente recuerda. La controversia se llevó a la corte, con la demanda del Condado Greene siendo eviarle a Chris a una &quot;escuela especial,&quot; lo cual Bob y Bárbara probablemente interpretaron significar un loquero. Le educaron a Chris en casa por todo el quinto grado pendiente el resultado del caso legal. Durante este periodo de educación en el hogar, el oso animatrónico [[Leonard Bearstein]] oyó mal el nombre de Christopher y le dijo &quot;Christian,&quot; lo cual inexplicablemente le convinció a Chris que cambiese su nombre legalmente. Al haberse agotado la familia a todos los recursos legales, Chris y su padre se trasladaron a la ciudad de [[Richmond]] para que Chris puediese seguir con su educación en otro sistema escolar, empezando con el sexto grado en [[Providence Middle School|la escuela media de Providence]].&lt;ref&gt;En los EE.UU, la educación obligatoria mayormente consiste en tres clases de escuela. La primaria, que se llama &quot;Elementary School&quot; del kínder hasta el quinto o sexto grado, &quot;Middle School&quot; (Escuela Media) que incluye el sexto hasta el octavo grado, y luego la secundaria, que tiene el noveno hasta el duodécimo grado. Para no confundir las cosas, se utiliza la frase &quot;escuela media&quot; para diferenciar del colegio PVCC&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; Ha descrito su estancia alli como agradable, pero le abusaron muchas veces sus compañeros de clase. Su maestra, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], le ayudó para desarrollar habilidades sociales y lidiar con el acoso de sus compañeros de clase, y más tarde en su vida le declaró la persona más influyente de toda su vida.<br /> <br /> A los once años, Chris entró en y ganó [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes|la lotería Ver y Ganar de Sonic el erizo]]. En su duodécimo cumpleaños, le regalaron $1000 para hacer compras en la tienda de juguetes KB Toys. La cobertura de la cadena WVIR-TV del evento se enfocó en su estado de ser autista, presentando su triunfo como logro respetable, debido a su condición mental. Chris subió una grabación del mismo telediario en [[YouTube]] bien antes de que le conociese la pública general, y sigue siendo la evidencia más concreta de que él no es un trol elaborado. Este incidente se ha frecuentemente citado como el inicio de la tendencia de Chris a utilizar su autismo para obtener la ventaja de tratamiento especial, tanto como su fascinación con juegetes y videojuegos a costa de actividades más maduras. Se ha llevado también a que Chris se entra constantemente en concursos con la esperanza de ganar algo grande(o, si no, [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|volverse enfadado y beligerante con los ganadores]] cuando pierda).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|De infante, era particularmente feo.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|3 años de edad, de verdad un niño adorable.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Con un prototipo [[Sonichu Balls|bola de Sonichu]] en la mano.<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Empieza la preferencia de Chris a las camisetas de payaso]], junto a su infame &quot;ciervo ante los faros&quot; [[Creepy stare|mirada pasmada]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Más de Christian de niño<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, el aguatero del equipo de baloncesto. [[Semen|¡Que no beba nada de uno de sus vasos!]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Aunque sea dificil creerlo, no se ha retocado la foto a la perfección.]]<br /> <br /> Chris pasó mucho de su tiempo en [[Manchester High School|la secundaria]] jugando videojuegos en casa, leyendo novelas de ''[[Goosebumps]]'', y pasando tiempo con sus &quot;[[gal pal|amigas muchachita]]s&quot; y &quot;[[Joseph Herring|amigo]]&quot; en la escuela (aunque resulta que la mayoría de sus amistades fueron concertadas). Era en esta época que se dió para aprovechar de sus &quot;habilidades creativas&quot;, con invenciones como [[Bionic the Hedgehog|Bionic el Erizo]] y Sonichu, el último siendo producto de proyecto para clase simplemente porque su maestro le prohibió usar [[Chris and copyright|personajes protegidos por derechos de autor]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; (La ironía de que solucionase el problema por mezclar dos personajes protegidos por derechos de autor en un nuevo personaje no se le ocurre, hasta el día de hoy.) Después de realizar su ''obra maestra'' de Sonichu, Chris empezó incorporando sus [[OCs|personajes originales]] a todo lo que pudiese, aunque su pasión por su personaje no realmente surgió hasta sus años de colegio.<br /> <br /> Chris proclama que estaba presente en la [[honor roll|lista de mejores alumnos]], y durante esta época consiguió la fuente verdadera de sus póderes, su [[Amnyfest Ring|Anillo &quot;Amnitista&quot;]]. Chris se puso desanimado y salió furiosamente lloarando durante la ceremonia [[Manchester High School#Graduation|de graduación de la secundaria]] debido a que se dió el premio de arte a otra persona. Sinceramente creía que lo merecía más que cualquier otra persona ya que había puesto &quot;tanto esfuerzo&quot; en ello a pesar de su autismo, olvidándose de la probablidad de que los logros artísticos de sus colegas fuesen simplmente mejores. Otra razón por la tristeza fue la revelación horripilante de que tuviese que madurarse y portarse como un adulto, una etapa de la vida por la cual sus padres no le habían preparado.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, apunte de la graduación 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidentemente, no hubo base para este miedo.<br /> <br /> Desde graduarse de la secundaria y asi dejar atrás los años más felices de su vida, Chris se ha mostrado falta de voluntad y capacidad como para avanzar en cualquier otro aspecto de la vida, y desgraciadamente aparenta haber retrocedido en muchas áreas claves mientras avance en edad. Se queda atrapado en una[[Time Void|estasis de tiempo]] del año [[2000]] , como cree que cualquier cosa que hiciese en aquella época fue lo que le ayudó para atraer compañeras. El hecho de que sus amiguitas de secundaria hayan seguido adelante y se hayan casado con hombres adultos de verdad con carreras le concierne ni un poco. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris todavía añora los &quot;días mejores&quot;]] a pesar de que sus creencias hipotéticamente le dejan en un lugar mucho mejor de lo que ocupaba en la secundaria. Como es de imaginar, esto es totalmente porque las cosas no se mejoraron mucho para Chris despues de graduarse.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |La premiada obra artística de Chris<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Esto merece un premio.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|No es espeluznante.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Interpretación de Chris de un Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relajándose. Ni siquiera un poco asustador.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris indica a esto ser su &quot;cara de cuero.&quot; Al parecer, nunca ha mirado ''La masacre de Texas''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|Este plato ayuda perder peso – solo falta mirarlo y vomitará.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|Se pone esto en la puerta para desanimar a ladrones potenciales.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Crónicas de adulto===<br /> {{Quote|Debe quedarse en la escula, aprender tanto que mucho. Y probar antes de elogiar o despreciar. ¡Nunca fumar! ¡Nunca beber! Nunca preocuparse de lo que piense los demás cuando hace cosas... Nunca temer acercarse a los de su género opuesto. ¡Y MÁS IMPORTANTE! FAVOR DE... QUEDARSE HETEROSEXUAL. Les dejo con esas palabras, como he compartido con ustedes en este, mi 25º cumpleaños, el 24 de febrero 2007. Me llamo &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian Weston Chandler. Que tengan una vida larga, y sigan brillándose, en su propia manera única. La guerra nunca es la solución; la paz es. Nunca pelear. Las felicitaciones les darán fuzzy-wuzzies. La guerra le dará prickly-wicklies... Muchísimas gracias, y tengan un excelente día.|Extratos del [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|MENSAJE AL FUTURO de Christian Weston Chandler]], grabado brevemente antes su descubrimiento por el Internet.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|Una de las imágenes promocionales para la [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de amor]].]]<br /> <br /> La entrada de Chris en [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|el Colegio Comunitario de Piedmont Virginia]] probablemente apaciguó su incapacidad para lidiar con la vida después de la secundaria. Cursó [[CADD|Diseño asistido por computadora ]] y empezó trabajando en ''Sonichu'', lanzando un [[Sonichu's News Dash|boletín]], circulándolo por el campus. Con el tiempo, se le perdía el contacto con sus amiguitas de la secundaria, y presumiblemente encontró que el entorno colegial estaban menos del humor para acomodarle y sus idiosincrasias. Por sus propias declaraciones, su vida social faltaba en comparación con sus años en la secundaria.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], página 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris dice que decidió que necisita una [[sweetheart|novia]] el febrero de [[2003]]. Posiblemente impulado por el descubrimiento de que su amiga vieja [[Sarah Hammer]] había empezado saliendo con [[Wes Iseli]], Chris empezó su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Amor]] en serio el mismo verano. Sin embargo, descubrió rápidamente que cada mujer con quien hablaba tuvo novio (o así se lo dijeron). Chris pronto se puso neurótico ante el &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|Infinitamente-Alto Factor-de-Novios]]&quot; y confeccionó y utilizando varios métodos raros para atraer a las mujeres sin que tuviese que realmente acercarse a o hablar con ellas.<br /> <br /> La técnica más elogiada de Chris consistió en sentarse en un sitio (o caminarse de un lado a otro) por horas, con un letrero en la mano que decía &quot;Soy un Hombre Soltero De (edad actual de Chris)-Años, en búsqueda de una Compañera Soltera entre los 18-(edad actual de Chris)-Años.&quot; Extraordinariamente, dicha estrategia logró nada más alla de meterlo en problemas con varias [[jerkops|figuras]] [[manajerks|de autoridad]] que sacaron la idea de que estaba vagueando y/o solicitando el sexo, lo cual fue legalmente cierto. A Chris se le afectaron especialmente una serie de enfrentamientos con la decana de [[PVCC]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]] sobre sus técnicas de atracción, que resultó en una contienda mortal continua y completamente unilateral, lo cual conllevó [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|maldiciones mágicas]] y [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|difamación]]. A partir de una serie de enfrentamientos que incluyó comportamiento cada vez más extraño y amenazante por parte de Chris, Walsh lo expulsó de la escuela por un año en [[2004]]. Finalmente volvió, de todos modos, y obtuvo un título de asociado en Mayo de [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|Puede oler su miedo...]]<br /> <br /> Después del colegio y cumplir con su educación, Chris se alejó sin demora a la sociedad, esforzándose para encontrar una chica sin-novio, dibujando ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating|masturbándose]], y aprovechándose de sus [[monthly tugboat|monedas del gobierno]] para comprar videojuegos y [[sex toys|juguetes sexuales]]. Nunca realizaba ningunos esfuerzos en serio para buscar carrera alguna desde la graduación en adelante, a pesar de haber obtenido un título con el cual puedier haber conseguido un trabajo bien remunerado (y poco exigente) que le habría brindado muchas más oportunidades que quedarse en casa jugando sus videojuegos.<br /> <br /> En el año [[2005]], Chris conoció por primera vez a [[Megan Schroeder]] en una [[The GAMe PLACe|tienda local de juegos tableros y cartas colecionables]]. Siendo paria social también, Megan resultó poco usual en que era dispuesta a hablar con Chris por más de cinco minutos. Los dos se convirtieron en amigos, aunque Megan proclamó haber padecido una separación dura recientemente y rechazó contemplar el interés romántico obvio de Chris hacia ella. Chris, al parecer basando su actitud en haber estudiado a las mujeres a través del [[anime]] y la pornografía, creyó que la manera clave para cambiar los sentimientos platónicos de Megan para que fuese románticos fue hacerle a ella avances inapropriados hacia ella hasta que ella tuvo que decirle que dejase de tocarla (una situación que se empeoró hasta el punto de que [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan lo igualó con el acoso sexual]]).<br /> <br /> En el verano de [[2007]], Chris decidió jugarselo todo por entrar en el [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|Concurso de ''PaRappa the Rapper'']] para que puediese ganar premios y un viaje para dos a Seattle, Washington, lo que formó la parte clave de su plan para finalmente a conquistar a Megan. El concurso culminó en un desastre para Chris, ya que perdió al indeseable [[Adam Stackhouse]] y subsecuentemente aprendió que Megan no se habría ido con él en el viaje aunque si hubiese ganado.<br /> <br /> Fue durante la Búsqueda de Amor que Chris se vió animado para lanzar ''Sonichu'', una serie de cómics que incluía su pokemón erizo eléctrico. Aparentemente, tenía intención de que la serie se enfocase en la vida y tiempos de su personaje increíblemente original, per a mediados de la primera edición halfway, el enfoque de la historia se cambió para ser Chris y sus desaventuras románticas innumerables. Poco sabía Chris, sin embargo, que iba a cambiar su vida de manera permanente como resultado de haber escrito y dibujado su obra maestra.<br /> <br /> ==La era clásica==<br /> {{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Has desperdiciado tu vida. Has desperdiciado tu vida y aún crees que eres lo suficiente aceptable como para salir con cualquier persona, incluso conmigo? Digo, tú eres un jodido irresoluto, ya no eres no lo suficiente aceptable para la sociedad misma. Tú- No creo que jámas vayas a lograr cualquier cosa, no puedes esforzarte para conseguir lo que quieres... Voy a tener una vida feliz y voy a vivir mi vida y, sabes, tú vas a seguir haciendo lo de siempre cinco años más allá de hoy, si no estés muerto.|[[Kacey]], acertadamente pronosticando cuan paralizada será la vida de Chris después de su [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|separación de él]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en el año [[2008]]. [[Blanca Weiss]] le engañó para que se pusiese la ropa interior de su madre.]]<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|¡¡¡DE PUTA MADRE!!!]]<br /> <br /> El don poco usual de Chris (y, por don, nos referimos a la patología) se descubrió cuando alguien subió una foto anónima de Sonichu a [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. Sólo costó una búsqueda rápida por Google del nombre de Chris para averiguar la identidad del autor. También fue descubierto el 26 de octubre de 2007 por el sitio SomethingAwful, cuando se desvió un hilo no relacionado con Chris porque un usuario escribió su relato personal de Chris. Un hilo sobre Chris y Sonichu se creó el próximo día.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; La existencia miserable de Chris también se inundó [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|la Enciclopedia Dramática]] en noviembre de 2007. Su vida no ha sido igual desde entonces, y bastante soprendente, Chris mismo asume parte de la culpa por la situación.<br /> <br /> Al darse cuenta del artículo &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; en la Enciclopedia Dramática (de aquí en adelante, ED), Chris subió un solo video [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|a YouTube]] tratando de manera diplomática convencer al sitio que se quitase la página. Al fallarse el esfuerzo, pasó unos varios meses [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizando]] el artículo con la vana esperanza de agobiar sus enemigos. Sus esfuerzos resultaron catastróficamente contraproducentes, como Chris, para demostrar que fue tan espeluznante como sus [[trolls]], reveló un montón de información avergonzante, más notablemente [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|un retrato de él metiéndole dedo a Megan]] lo cual arruinó su relación más importante en aquel entonces, y, a la misma vez, les dió a los troles la justificación como para seguir con la guerra contra Chris. Al llegar la primavera de [[2008]], se expulsó a Chris de [[The Game Place|su sitio favorito]] (temporalmente, pero se hizo permanente la prohibición en 2008) y de [[Grace Baptist Church|la iglesia de sus padres]] por razones al menos parcialmente relacionadas a la información disponible en su artículo de ED.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|¡Buenos días,]], [[The Hook Cafe|damas]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris en [[2010]].]]<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris en [[2009]], grabando [[April 16 Fetish Vids|videos fetichistas]] para [[Ivy]].]]<br /> <br /> En agosto de 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declaró]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|la guerra]] contra ED en una serie de videos, amenazando retener la publicación of del venidero [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] a menos que su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Hincada Leal y Verdadera]] se reuniesen para obligarle a ED a quitar el artículo de &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. Cuando ED sufrió interrupciones no relacionadas a la misma cruzada, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|se puso la medalla Sonichu de la victoria]], irónicamente garantizando que seguía estar en el punto de mira de sus troles en los años venideros. Esto empezó un ciclo interminable en que Chris producía [[videos]], cómics, y esquemas alocados para contraatacar a sus troles, lo cual, por turno, les animarían a los troles a que lo provocase para ver sus respuestas graciosísimas [[Honest Content|en que revelaba más información sobre él mismo]].<br /> <br /> El ciclo brevement se interrumpió en el otoño de 2008 cuando Chris envió varios [[medallions|medallones]] a su [[Blanca Weiss|novia falsa de Internet]], que de inmediato los destruyó y luego terminó la relación. Esta pena emocional y el lanzamiento de ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' redució a su redimiento de videos y otras fuentes de &quot;lulz&quot;. A la misma vez, la Enciclopedia Dramática empezó a tomar medidas estrictas contra los troles que usaban la págica de Chris como un foro para discutirlo, y por lo general, las opiniones se divergían en cuanto a si era gracioso o [[A-Logging|detestable y agotador]] continuar acosándolo. El cisma resultante llevó a la fundación de varios sitios (tales como [[CWCki|este mismo]] singularmente devotado a documentar su vida), lo que sólo ha expandido la cobertura Chris y sus travesuras.<br /> <br /> A finales de 2008, los troles controlaron muchos de los aspectos de la vida de Chris, haciéndose pasar por [[fans]], compañeras románticas, enemigos caricaturescos, y socios potenciales en los negocios. El ego y la [[naïve|ingenuidad]] de Chris le hizo fácilmente recibir con los brazos abiertos a este nuevo mundo feliz en el cual todas las mujeres querían cogerlo, todos los hombre trataban a ayudarlo para vender sus productos de ''Sonichu'' o robar la franquicia para realizar sus propias metas nefarias, y que los troles eran una minoridad ruidosa mientras Chris perseguía la fama y la fortuna. Los troles empezaron a denotar los eventos grandes de su vida como las &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; tales como la Saga de [[Miyamoto]], la Saga de [[Julie]], la Saga de[[Ivy]], la Saga de Chris Líquido, y la Saga de ''[[Asperchu]]''. Todo este tiempo, los editores y administradores trabajando para Encyclopedia Dramatica y el CWCki mantenían registros constantes de estos sucesos, asegurando que Chris no pudiese seguir con su tratamiento revisionista y memoria selectiva en cuanto a la historia suya.<br /> <br /> Siguiente a su fracasado intento para cortejar [[The Wallflower|una mujer verdadera]] en marzo de [[2010]], Chris se dió cuenta de lo que cualquier otra persona se habría dado cuenta hace muy antes: que su presencia en el red y el ciclo tóxico de exponer algo sobre si mismo, acabarse explotado o burlado por los troles, y reaccionar mal a dichos troles tenía un impacto nocivo a su salud mental y su vida social, y cada nuevo video exacerbó el problema. Dicha revelación pareció haberle hecho reducir su presencia en linea y dejar de ponerse sus medallones de Sonichu y las [[clown shirt|camisetas de payaso]]. Por un tiempo, parecía que Chris había aprendido de sus experiencias y se esforzaba para mejorar su vida.<br /> <br /> En [[November 2010|noviembre de 2010]], cerca del tiempo de que otra saga romántica involucrando [[Jackie|otra mujer falsa]] fracasó, Chris anunció su intención para dejar de socializar en línea ademas de publicar videos de si mismo. Subsecuentemente, todos los videos, menos el último, se borraron de su canal de YouTube. Al principio, parecía que Chris realizaba un cambio positivo de su estilo de vida, pero desgraciadamente se descubrió rápidamente que sus actividades en el Internet ya no se había cesado por completo desde el anuncio de su retiro de los redes sociales. En vez de invertir sus horas en actividades fructíferas o mejorar sus habilidades sociales , Chris desperdició mucho más tiempo jugando videojuegos y haciendo lo que hacía cuando si interactuaba con los troles. De manera previsible, se olvidó de cualquier cosa que habría aprendido de sus experiencias de [[Kick the Autistic|ser el felpudo más pisado del Internet]], y subsecuentement volvió a grabar videos empezando en [[August 2011|agosto de 2011]]... Aunque hubo un gran cambio en cuanto a como él se había presentado en línea antes.<br /> <br /> ==Era del trasvestismo==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|¡En Serio He Estado [[Chris and English|PUBICAMENTE]] INVISIBLE por AÑOS! Los MALDITOS Troleando-Estupidos me han manipulado; manchado mi una vez buen nombre a través del más peor barro, fango, y fluidos corporales; me han violado de manera emocional y mental continuamente; me han hecho la reputación más peor imaginable en el Internet, Y relataron ESTA a la VIDA FUERA DE LÍNEA mediante los chismes, rumores, y presidencialmente grandes Jodidos Campañas!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris descargándose en Facebook]] después de que años de ser troleado le hicieron su daño.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en [[2011]] en una de las primeras [[Tomgirl Pictures|fotos de Tomgirl]]. Ésta también se tomó alrededor de la muerte de su padre.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris en el año [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> Quizás el cambio más dramático en la vida de Chris fue su aceptación abierta y entustiástica del trasvestismo y la feminidad en general. En [[2011]], Chris se reveló haberse convertido en un verdadero travesti (o &quot;[[tomgirl]],&quot; como se lo dice) y totalmente aceptó esta nueva identidad tanto en el hogar como en público. Pareció haberse reconciliado este comportamiento con su homofobia extrema, transfobia, y presunta heterosexualidad sin dificultades ningunas. Aunque se consideró no más que otra saga, este comportamiento parece profundamente arraigado en él y se volvió más extremo a finales de 2014 y los años siguientes. Como anteriormente se ha dicho, Chris iba a lentemente rechazar sus actitudes homofóbicas y contra LGBT con el tiempo.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en el año [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> En el [[September 2011|septiembre de 2011]], se murió el padre de Chris a causa de fallo cardíaco. Chris continúa a vivir con su madre, quien, en conjunto de sus [[tugboat|beneficios sociales]], es su única fuente de ingresos. Ya que su madre está en sus ochenta, se puede razonablemente presumir que a ella le resta poco tiempo en este mundo, especialmente cuando se considera su deterioro de salud mental y física.<br /> <br /> A partir de la muerte de Bob, Chris generalmente cesó sus interacciones con los troles, al parecer no capaz de recuperar fácilmente de la tristeza como antes. En lugar de esto, Chris cayó en una depresión grave, sin duda exacerbada por luego perder su casa a causa de un incendio, y las siguientes dificultades financieras. Como secuela de la tragedia familiar, muchos troles empezaron a cuestionar si Chris merecía o, de verdad, era capaz de lidiar con ser troleao más, dado que ya no era el [[Chris and anger|belicoso]], egocéntrico hombre niño vesitdo en [[Chris and fashion|camisetas de rayas estúpidas]] que el mundo había llegado a conocer y adorar. Al parecer de muchos, fue obvio que los días felices en los que Chris gritaba frente a la cámara como un loco y actuando como un animal del circo para los trolls que le ofreciesen [[china]] se habían acabado, y muchos siguieron adelante. Así, la época dorada de Chris-Chan se acabó.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris en [[2014]], mostrando su [[hair|pelo]] largo, lacio, y fino que sinceramente ralea.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en [[2015]], haciendo cosplay de [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br /> <br /> No obstante, los Chandler sobrevivientes todavía lograron ser imanes para drama en su propio vecindario. En [[October 2011|octubre de 2011]], se [[28 October 2011|arrestaron]] a Chris y Bárbara en la tienda [[The GAMe PLACe]] y les dieron muchos cargos, incluyendo asalto, y negarse a parar en un accidente cuyo costo fue más de $1,000 en daños después de un enfrentamiento con [[Michael Snyder]], dueño del negocio mencionado. (Chris había presumido que la nueva gerencia significó que Synder ya no trabajase allí, lo cual le ofreció la oportunidad para volver a visitar la tienda. Cuando se dió cuenta de que no era así, los Chandler lo atropelló con su coche.) Los cargos de invasión de propiedad privada y asalto en la contra de Chris se retiraron, pero los dos aun encararon juicios de delito grave a causa del cargo de negarse a parar, y del cargo de asalto de agente policial contra Bárbara. La parte mayor del dinero que Bob les dejó se utilizó para pagar sus costos legales.<br /> <br /> Mientras esperaba el juicio, Chris se preocupaba por la posibilidad de morirse virgen si estuviese encarcelado, así que buscó maneras como para tener al mínimo un solo encuentro sexual antes de lo peor sucediese. [[April 2012|El abril de 2012]], Chris declaró que finalmente [[Mia Hamm|dejó de ser virgen]]. Se ha confirmado la historia como verdadera... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|y se realizó mediante contratar una prostituta]]. Chris incumplió el aspecto de encontrar &quot;amor verdadero&quot; en su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Amor]] y saltó directamente al punto, lo cual pareció haberle hecho satisfecho a corto plazo pero no ha hecho gran diferencia en su vida en otro modo. Además de este incidente, 2012 careció de muchas novedades, probablemente porque Chris tenía problemas [[Chris and the law|legales]] y pasó mucho menos tiempo en línea que antes.<br /> <br /> El año [[2013]] vió la presencia en línea de Chris más o menos limitado a desahogarse en [[Facebook]] y [[Twitter]], además de hacerse un paria para gente en la vida real a través de sus hechos. Empezó a echarles la culpa a los demás a la cara por sus propios defectos, lo cual resultó en su retiro de su iglesia, siendo atacado verbalmente por una actriz de voz de [[My Little Pony|uno de sus programas favoritos]], molestando los pocos amigos que le quedaban con su homofobia y siendo prohibido a entrar un [[Walmart]] a causa de cometer vandalismo descarado. Se ha quejado también del &quot;estés&quot; haciéndole daño con respecto a su salud ([[Chris and health|esto, al menos, es evidente]]) y anhelaba sin parar no sentirse &quot;solito.&quot; Incluso las &quot;amiguitas&quot; de la secundaria de las cuales Chris hablaban con cariño le acabaron tracionando – aprendió cerca del Halloween de 2013 que ellas sólo lo toleraba por lástima por él y, al descubrir sus travesuras, se sintieron tan disgustado por ellos como cualquier otra persona sensata sentiría. Por supuesto, las muchas miserias que lamentaba Chris en esta época fueron Chris pagando caro su comportamiento en el pasado, algo de que Chris claramente no se dió cuenta.<br /> <br /> El año 2013 también vió la llegada de no pocos caballeros blancos (incluso amigos de verdad que conoció en la vida real) quienes todos le ofrecieron consejos constructivos a Chris, aunque sus consejos fuesen información poca grata y, por ende totalmente ignorado, como dicta la tradición. Este año de su vida pareció caracterizado mayormente por su falta el respeto a mucha gente, cosas y ideas que le rodeaban, acabando en su exilio y soledad que tontamente (pero como es predecible) no vió como relacionado con su comportamiento asqueroso. <br /> <br /> A principios del año [[2014]], parecía que iba a ser nada más que lo de siempre. Eso es, hasta el 10 de [[January 2014|enero]] cuando un alargador exendiéndose desde el baño hasta una cafetera en el pasillo – lo cual fue colocado así debido a el estado de la casa con la acumulación compulsiva de Bárbara, y se hizo deshilachado debido al cierre constante de la puerta. El alargador acabó soltando chispas, lo cual [[2014 house fire|provocó un incendio]].&lt;ref&gt;[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]&lt;/ref&gt; Aunque no hubo daño grave a ningún humano, uno de los [[Chandler cats|gatos Chandler]] se murió en el incendio. Los daños resultantes les forzaron a Chris y su madre a temporalmente [[Rental House|trasladarse y arruinar otra casa]]. Algunas de las pertencias de los Chanlder acabaron destruidas por el incendio, incluida la mayoría de la colección enorme de grabaciones de Bob.<br /> <br /> Chris y su madre se toparon con [[Financhu Crisis|dificultades]] [[Chris and money|agudas]] [[Debt|financieras]] como resultado del incendio además de sus problemas financieros preexistentes, y Chris pasó la mayoría del año pidiendo limosna o tomando órdenes de arte en su cuenta de Facebook, y vendiendo autógrafos en eBay ([[Trolls|y es bien claro quienes fueron sus clientes]]). A pesar de la gravedad de los problemas financieros de los Chandler, Chris decidió desperdiciar literalmente miles de dólares comprando [[Lego|juguetes para niños]] en vez de esforzarse para resolver sus deudas. Naturalmente, su &quot;obra arística&quot; y fotos sólo son de valor para sus [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], quienes compraron dichos artículos para que Chris mantuviese hogar alguno.<br /> <br /> El julio del mismo año, Chris se vió engañado una vez más por una compañera (entre comillas) nueva del nombre [[Catherine]] después de conocerle por medio de [[OKCupid]]. Se reunieron en Ruckersville y ella sigilosamente grabó las conversaciones. La relación duró hasta a finales del año mismo, y por todo este proceso, se descubrió que Chris [[Un-clit|se había perforado a su perineo]], además de la filtración de otros medios conectados a la vida de Chris mientras Catherine y sus cómplices destaparon más detalles de su vida contemporánea y mentalidad.<br /> <br /> [[Transgender|Chris empezó a identificarse como lesbiano]] y [[August 2014|agosto de 2014]], y negó que no haya tal cosa como un hombre lesbiano (citando a Yahoo! Answers como prueba). Mientras se ablandaron su actitud hacia los hombres heterosexuales (aunque fuese con ''mucha'' reticencia), también indicó que odiaba su propio [[duck|órgano sexual]], además de su odio preexistente hacia los pepinillos en general. Chris también comenzó a asistir a unos eventos LGBTQ en Charlottesville, incluso asistió a una fiesta de Halloween en un bar gay vestido de una lesbiana de los años 70. En tales eventos, él obviamente se mezclaba con gente infinitamente más abierta y amable que él mismo. Naturalmente, sólo fue una cuestión de tiempo antes de que Chris hiciese un compromiso más serio para cambiarse su estilo de vida cuando oficialmente empeciese su transición.<br /> <br /> ==La era transgénera==<br /> <br /> {{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|El golpe emocional futuro... Yo? Seriamente una mujer? Es mucho que procesar. Pero, como me acuerdo del pasado, me acuerdo durante la secundaria, mis costumbres y naturaleza se reconocían como más femeninos. Y en comparación con mis experiencias de lo masculino, encuentro que no realmente prefiero las cosas salvajes. Y, al mirar profundamente en mi corazón y alma, [[Chris and gender|yo encuentro que me siento más mujer que el hombre como el cual nací.]] Y mientras me abra a este [[Chris and English|plausible]]... Me siento más en paz conmigo mismo. [[Chris and his ego|Yo me quiero.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|¡Soy mujer! ¡Rugido!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|El equivalente de Chris novelado]] explicando su filosofia antes volverse [[transgender|transgénero]] en [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris en [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> A principios del diciembre de 2014, Chris informó a la gente más cercana de él para que comenzasen refiriéndose a él usando los pronombres femeninos, indicando su deseo para cambiar del trasvestismo a ser transgénero. Esta era empezó dramáticamente cuando, en diciembre, Chris [[26 December 2014|violó su prohibición y asaltó un empleado durante una visita]] a [[GameStop]] en el día después de la navidad. Él asaltó al gerente asistente, quien llamaba vigilancia, por lanzarle Mace; mostrando, otra vez, que Chris ya no había aprendido nada su errores, si él los considera errores en primer lugar. Aparte de este incidente, Chris subsecuentemente causó otra controversia en Walmart, por si acaso se sintiese lástima alguna por él al verse engañado por otra novia falsa. Al final, Chris acabó pasando una noche en la jaula, y siguiente un procesamiento legal largo, salió con una multa de $541 fine y una sentencia sospendida de seis meses.<br /> <br /> Más generalmente, el año 2015 vió a Chris ablandando su odio tradicional hacia hombres y homosexuales (mientras sostenía [[Sonic Boom Protests|cruzada ridícula contra Sega sobre la coloración de cierto erizo animado]] y dramatizó sus experiencias con los troles), y finalmente desarrolló lo suficiente conciencia de si mismo para intentar a entenderse a si mismo. Indicó en multiples publicaciones en Facebook que todavía intentaba evaluar su propia sexualidad y identidad sexual; por mucho tiempo, vacilaba entre querer quedarse travesti y convertirse en una mujer.<br /> <br /> Chris cantó las secuelas de unos de sus lanzamientos más populares en 2016:<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris en 2017, poniéndose su [[unicorn cosplay|cosplay de unicornio]] en el evento [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> Además de todo esto, a Bárbara le demandaron dos bancos, debido a falta de pago de unos $20,000 en deudas, lo cual empezó la [[Financhu Crisis|Crisis Financhuera]], en la cual ambos ella y Chris pedían limosnas como pendejos, mientras se podía ver montones de cosas vendibles detrás de ellos. Se suspendió [[Business|la Saga de negocios]] cuando [[Chris and business|le expulsaron a Chris de Etsy debido a no enviar órdenes]]. Continuaba a evitar cualquier responsibilidad por su incapacidad para colgar su mando de [[PS4]] por suficiente tiempo como para elaborar sus obras infantiles, en vez de esto elegiendo culpar a [[Lulu]] por ser &quot;[[Homos|la lata que me mordió el culo fuerte]] y mató mi ritmo creativo.&quot;<br /> <br /> Su complejo de Edipo alcanzó a nuevos niveles inquietantes cuando abiertamente proclamó que él [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|ha soñado con cogerle a su madre]]. Además, hizo multiples amenazas de muerte hacia las figuras políticas [[Donald Trump]] y Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris con el Teen Troon Squad en [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> En [[2017]], la Crisis Financhuera siguió ser gran fuente de estrés para los Chandler. Chris ofreció muestras de la colección de estampillas de su padre difunto, el [[Sonic Totem|el tótem de Sonic]] y [[The Classic|la Clásica]] de venta para poder comprar más juguetes, un [[$400 gold necklace|collar dorado que costó $400]] para Bárbara, y las muy costosas expensas para sus [[Stamps#Raffle|premios de rifa]]. Él y Bárbara seguían mendigando. Uno de sus amigos del club de pokemon en la tienda [[The End Games]] se puso preocupado y le dió consejos buenos sobre como solicitar empleo mediante el programa DARS de Virginia, y según el estilo de Chris, en vez de seguirlo, hizo una diatriba furiosa. Más tarde en el año, se le demandó por falta de pago para una deuda debido a Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> En marzo del mismo año, Chris descubrió a Twitter otra vez. Sus tuits frecuentes a actrices de voz llevó a la Saga [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] – en que le reprendieron a Chris por llamarle [[darling|cariño]], pero él se obstinó en ello y fue bloqueado por ella – además por una actriz de voz para ''My Little Pony'' [[Tabitha St. Germain]], debido a la tendencia de Chris para constantemente etiquetarle a ella y los [[weens]] que siempre rodean cualquier asunto de Chris. Hizo las cuentas falsas de [[NightStar2891]] para defender su caso y [[TwiSparLicious]] para evitar su explusión, lo cual fracasó.<br /> <br /> Se juntó brevemente al foro [[Kiwi Farms]] bajo el nombre LegendaryChristorian y tuvo una sesion de preguntas y respuestas.<br /> <br /> Un punto alto para su vida social fue asistir a [[BronyCon]], en que disfrutó de la atención de sus [[fans]]. También asistió a eventos LGBTQ tales como [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (en que le entrevistaron las noticias), [[Cville Pride]] (en que las noticias le tomaron fotos de él en una multitud), y [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumió la saga de [[Business|Negocios]] a mediados del año por volverse al trabajo para publicar el [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] cómic que había abandonado en 2015, y ofreció páginas de ello en su [[Patreon]]. También, otra vez, ofreció libros a la venta, autopublicado por [[Lulu]], fue remunerado para hacer una entrevista con [[Merryweathery]] y [[CopperCab]], y se juntó con [[Redbubble]]. Después de ocho años de espera, finalmente concluyó #11, y siguió adelante para dibujar #12, lo cual se completó después de unos meses. Empezó trabajando en [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] y [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], pero se le desvió la atención. Sus esuferzos en Patreon también empezaron a languidecer cerca de octubre, cuando los patrones se quejaron de que no les hubiese enviado los libros pedidos.<br /> <br /> Otra saga de &quot;Compañera&quot; tuvo lugar en el otoño. [[Jessica Quinn]], caballero blanco duradero, de golpe se convirtió en un troll, fingiendo haberse enamorado de Chris. Ella terminó la relación dos veces, la primera vez Chris lloró en cámara para que se reconciliasen, y la última vez, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|se puso furioso contra los troles que creía ser los responables]]. Recuperó rápidamente después de ahogar sus penas en una heladería.<br /> <br /> ==La era de diosa==<br /> <br /> {{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Yo, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], he intentado y mantenido y seguido adelante hasta aquel día en la nueva versión [[COVID-19|Libre-de-Pandemia]] de ésta, la Línea Temporal Omega – porque me voy a retroceder en el tiempo con este cuerpo, después de volver a [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – para finalmente devolver este cuerpo a mamá en la Línea Temporal Nueva en [[BABSCon]]. Os digo todo, tan sobrepoderoso como soy – en mi propio cuerpo del cual era acostumbrado y todo – Yo, Sonichu, no puedo realizar el trabajo de mamá tanto de bueno como ella, nuestra original Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, de [[Dimensions#1218|Tierra 1218]] y C-197, lo puede. [[Chris and work|Este trabajo]], [[Obesity|su cuerpo]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|su cerebro]], [[Chris and reality|sus sobrepoderes y habilidades a nivel de diosa]]; [[PsychicPowers|son todos literalmente hechos y diseñados personalizados para ella]]... [[Messiah complex|Todo elogio, oraciones, y poder a nuestra Diosa de 1218 y C-197: ¡Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|fingiendo estar bajo la posesión de Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|hablando locuras totales]], mientras habla de la [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|Una minifigura personalizada de LEGO]] representando su [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br /> <br /> Después de [[Heart level|romperse el corazón]] otra vez, Chris cayó bajo la influencia de otros troles, los [[Idea Guys|Idea Guys]], quienes hicieron el papel de sus [[imaginary friends|amigos imaginarios]] y le convinció a Chris de que estuviese proporcionandole información desde la dimension de [[CWCville]], lo cual Chris creyó sin demora por haber validado su mundo de fantasia; a lo largo del camino, un segundo Idea Guy se juntó con el primero. Juntos, se aprovecharon de su influencia sobre las creencias de Chris para [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|adoctrinarlo para que creyera varias cosas de si mismo]], tal como la idea de que era [[bisexual]] y medio-Sonichu, lo cual finalmente culminó en el desarrollo de un [[Messiah complex|Complejo de Mesías]] por parte de Chris, derivado de [[Dimensions|sus propias delusiones en cuanto la realidad]] y la historia de ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris en 2020, justo antes de [[Goochland Library Sermon|presentar un sermón]] sobre la supuestamente inminente [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]].]]<br /> <br /> Cuando se aprendió que los Idea Guys le extorsionaban a Chris, quien ya encaraba dificultades financieras, [[The Captain|El Capitán]] y [[Marvin]] intervinieron en la situación, expulsándoles a los Idea Guys de la vida de Chris poco a poco por el paso de los meses siguientes, no obstante, Chris retuvo la mayoría del adoctrinamiento de los Idea Guys. El Capitán, Marvin, y [[Null]] – un grupo llamado los [[Guard Dogs|Perros Guardianes]] (&quot;Guard Dogs&quot;, en inglés) por los espectadores de Kiwi Farms – intentaron protegerle a Chris de cualquier siguiente actor malo por revisar sus mensajes, sin embargo, el[[Teen Troon Squad]] logró evitarlos por medio de reunirse con Chris en la vida real. Los Perros Guardianes les acusaron de haber desempeñado el papel del amigo imaginario de Chris, [[Magi-Chan]], y Chris se adentró más profundamente en el mundo de la fantasia bajo su influencia propiciadora, aunque dejaron de contactarse con Chris cuando vieron lo que había pasado con los Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> Chris repetidamente condenaba a los Idea Guys por haberle explotado económicamente, pero ya se había hecho el daño a su psique: Chris se convenció de la fantasia de que era una diosa como un nuevo mechanismo para lidiar, y su ya tenue entendimiento de la realidad tocó fondo. Sus nuevas creencias le llevaron a buscar un cambio de imagen al estilo hippie mejor de acuerdo con sus presuntos [[PsychicPowers|póderes psíquicos]], y se adentró aún más profundamente en sus fantasias, por lo general negándose interactuar con gente que no las acomodase. Con el tiempo, Chris incluso se volvió en contra de Null, gracias a la influencia de otros troles – primero entre todos, [[Jacob Sockness]], quien deseaba explotarle a Chris de manera sexual. Los Perros Guardianes se dieron cuenta de que no hubo ninguna manera de ayudarle a Chris si se negase a cumplir con sus consejos, y se disolvieron, pero un nuevo grupo, conocido como [[Watchmen|Los Centinelas]] (quienes [[Enablers|propiciaron unas de las fantasias de Chris]] por razones del pragmatismo), buscaba asegurar de que Chris no más se hiciese el ridículo ni se arriesgase, exitósamente alejándole de Sockness antes de que éste pudiese hacerle daño alguno a Chris.<br /> <br /> Durante todo lo sucedido, las creencias de Chris con respeto a la Convergencia Dimensional no se han vacilado. Cuando no llegó en la fecha profetizada del {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018|18 de noviembre 2018}}, Chris hizo lo que hacen todos las sectas apocalípticas y fanáticos religiosos hacen cuando el Apocalipsis no viene: lo pospuso varias veces. Para empeorar las cosas, hubo la llegada de [[COVID-19]], lo cual Chris interpretó como un señal del progreso de la Convergencia Dimensional, al lado de todos los otros sucesos locos que acontecieron en el año 2020. Para Chris, las cosas se empeoraron de verdad cuando se canceló a [[BABSCon]], y empezó con un esquema elaborado para lidiar por [[Spirit possession|hacer el papel de Sonichu en la vida real]] hasta que pudiese asistir a convenciones de ''[[My Little Pony]]'' de nuevo. Chris pasó casi once meses fingiendo ser su [[OCs|personaje original]], con muy pocas interrupciones, hasta volverse a si mismo otra vez el 25 de febrero 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|gracias a la intervención de un propiciador]], para personalmente oponerse a las noticias sobre el reinicio de quinta generación de ''[[My Little Pony]]''.<br /> <br /> Durante aquel tiempo, la apariencia de Chris visiblemente se envejeció de manera significativa, con el pelo poniéndose canoso. También pareció haberse perdido algo de peso, no por mejores a su dieta o dejar la vida tan sedente, sino una pérdida de masa muscular. Se debe más probablemente a los efectos secundarios de las hormonas que se aplicaba para tratar su disforia de género, junto con el detrioro de su salud física debido a sus decisiones no aconsejables en la vida. En conjunto con sus problemas de salud preexistentes, también ha comenzado [[Chris and drugs|tomar alcohol en exceso y incluso fumar marijuana de vez en cuando]], los cuales no le harían ningunos favores a su supuestamente &quot;sobrepoderoso&quot; cuerpo de diosa. En comparación con [[Megan Schroeder]], quien tiene cuatro años menos que él y actualmente se parece muy cerca a la imagen de ella que uno ve en las fotos con Chris hace trece años, Chris ahora asemeja como si podría pasar por el tío o tía de Megan. Además, Chris seguía bajo la influencia de propiciadores tales como [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], y [[Praetor]], el último de ellos siendo un grupo que quiere aprovecharse de su infame para la ganacia financiera. Los [[Watchmen|Centinelas]], un grupo propiciador/de caballeros blancos, se separó a causa de conflictos internos entre sus miembros.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==La era de la ruina==<br /> {{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Aqui teneís, chat: ¡la [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]] está pasando ahora puta mismo! ¡Chris, nuestro tío Chris, bravo! ¡Bravo, joven de valor! Supongo que se puede decir que, um, que [[Chris and sex#Incest|realmente, realmente él se corrió en casa propia]]. Y en caso de que no esté jodidamente obvio, [[Jail Saga|Chris se va a la cárcel]]. Entonces verás como salga todo eso. ¡Buena suerte, Chris! [[It's UGH!|Que no se te escape el jabón]], amigo. El mundo en que vivía era pura fantasia, pero [[Chris and reality|la realidad]]... La realidad es [[Affair with Mother|un hijo de puta]].|un ultrafalso de Mister Metokur, hecho justo antes de que Chris pasase dos años de encarcelamiento y procesamiento legal.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Arrestaron a Chris en un motel]], grabado por otro lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan &quot;The Gunt&quot; Ralph]].]]<br /> <br /> [[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris en 2021 después de caerse detenido, [[Naïve|ingenuamente]] anticipando una estacia breve en la jaula. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|&quot;¡Pues, ella siquiera haría daño a una mosca!&quot;}}]]<br /> <br /> Después de casi una década lenta de deterioro en casi todos los aspectos de la vida de Chris a partir de la muerte de Bob, no parecía muy brillante su futuro. Al llegar el año 2021, Chris había mayormente reducido sus actividades en línea a la publicación de hilos largos en [[Twitter]] que consistían en divagaciones pseudofilosóficas de acuerdo con su mentalidad de Retro Hippie de la Nueva Era, las cuales rayaban en ser incomprehensibles o [[Enablers|esotéricas]]. A la misma vez, la deuda de la familia Chandler fielmente aumentaba, en mayor parte radicado en los hábitos pobres de Bárbara y su hijo en cuanto al manejo de las finanzas. Por un tanto, se especulaba que, en el evento extremadamente probable que Chris sobreviviese, la situación de Chris se empeoraría sin tener quien mantenerlo consciente de la realidad, junto con la posibilidad aumentada de que podría volverse sin hogar si lo desalojesen de su casa actual. Es casi de más decir que Chris era prácticamente incapaz de conseguir empleo en cualquier carrera después de años de haber revelado cada detalle de su pasado al Internet, y nunca se había esforzado en serio para solicitar empleo desde su intento para conquistar a [[Kacey]], con su historia laboral consistiendo en solamente un periodo breve de empleo para [[Wendy's|restaurantes de comida rápida]] y involucrarse en un [[Cutco|esquema de pirámide]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris en [[2022]], a partir de volverse a [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|La Cárcel Regional de Virginia Central]]. Esto es como afectan nueve meses de encarcelamiento a [[Chris and sex#Incest|quien chinga a su madre]].]]<br /> <br /> De todos modos, hubo un periodo fugaz en el que pareció más optimista el futuro de Chris. Chris exitosamente se reconcilió con [[Null]], quien le ayudó a Chris para organizar un viaje para que Chris pudiese asistir a [[Everfree Northwest]], una convención de ''[[My Little Pony]]'', a condición de que [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris cumpliese con sus comisiones a cambio de las donaciones]]. Null creía que esto era un esfuerzo digno para averiguar si Chris era capaz de sustentarse como adulto a través del trabajo autónomo, particularmente antes de que Bárbara muriese. De verdad, Chris logró cumplir con sus obligaciones, esforzándose mucho más en cuanto al rendimiento en comparación con los meses anteriores de poco rendimiento, mientras aparentaba sacar satisfacción notable de su propio trabajo, además de convertirlo en una carrera más estable que no. Todo parecía relativamente normal para Chris en términos del statu quo de su vida después de los Idea Guys, y unos seguidores anticipaban la posibilidad de que Chris, ahora enfadado sobre MLP G5, hiciese algo divertido en la convención venidera como preparaba para el viaje, tal como hizo en las sagas de antes. También Chris les informó a Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], multiples miembros de [[The Knights of CWC|Los Caballeros Andantes de CWC]], y [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] que llevaba una relación romántica con una mujer madura, dándoles a todos ellos varias pistas sobre la identidad de la mujer.<br /> <br /> Lo que próximamente pasó trastornó a todo el mundo y cambió el mundo de Chris mismo y la comunidad de gente que le sigue para siempre. Chris no iba, de hecho, asisitir a Everfree Northwest. Lo que es más, no iba a asistir a ninguna otra convención, como el punto de no retorno se había pasado, después de años de infamia en línea.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris pasó tiempo en custodia protectora durante su estancia en la cárcel.]] (A diferencia de la representación ésta, obviamente Bárbara no fue para visitarle a Chris ya que tuvo un orden de alejamiento contra Chris.)]]<br /> <br /> Durante la noche del 27 de julio 2021, Chris inicializó una videollamada con Bella. Se jactaba ante ella de[[Affair with Mother|haber cometido actos sexuales con su propia madre]] – un delito grave – a lo largo de unas semanas. Bella hizo [[Incest Call|una grabación parcial de la llamada]] cuando Chris empezó a hablar en más detalles de lo que había hecho. También le envió a ella[[Incest Texts|mensajes de texto con más detalles]]. Bella compartió los archivos con sus amigos, y se circularon y se filtraron públicamente el 30 de julio.<br /> <br /> Mientras se bromeaba mucho de la posibilidad de que cometa incesto antes, pocos lo pensaban capaz de actuar en esos impulsos y aprovecharse de una anciana (y quizás senil) mujer. Al estallarse estos detalles, nada sería igual que antes: Las [[Jerkops|autoridades]] los separaron a Chris y Bárbara, y Chris tuvo que dejar su único hogar según un orden de protección vigente por una semana, le prohibieron la entrada a la convención que esperaba, y su cuenta de [[Patreon]] – una de sus pocas fuentes para ingresos – se quitó del sitio. Null se lavó las manos de Chris para siempre, no sólo por haber averiguado la autenticidad de la llamada filtrada, sino también cuando se dió cuenta de que Chris efectivamente le robó $750 de Bárbara para [[Toys|financiar su estancia en el hotel]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris en [[2023]], a finales de su tiempo en la cárcel. Nótese bien [[Obesity|la pérdida de peso]] en comparación con la primera foto de prontuario y el ánimo mejorado de Chris en comparación con la segunda.]]<br /> <br /> Se [[Jail Saga#Arrest|detuvo]] a Chris el 1 [[August 2021|de agosto 2021]], un evento que fue transmitido en vivo por [[Post-Merge Era|multiples orbitadores]]. La revelación del incesto y el drama concomitante dieron como resultado que mucha gentre previamente asociada con Chris terminase sus relaciones con él – tales como [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], y [[Fiona]]. Otras personas seguían con interactuarse con Chris, como [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], y [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Los alegatos contra Chris de este periodo hicieron que Chris fuese entre las tendencias más notables en muchos redes sociales, llevando a que muchos internautas de menos destreza o descubriesen a Chris por primera vez o a que lo redescubriesen después de de años de haberse Chris desvanecido en el olvido. La reacción másiva en los redes sociales ante las noticias llevó a que varias cadenas le cubriesen a Chris – entre los presentadores más notables, hubo un segmento dedicado a lo de Chris en el programa ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'' de Fox News, el programa más popular en toda la cadena en aquel entonces, lo cual les expuso Chris a millones de jubilado baby boomers derechistas.<br /> <br /> Chris pasó los muchos meses siguientes en la [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|Cárcel Regional de Virginia Central]] a partir de acabarse arrestado por los sheriffs del Condado Henrico, esperando una audiencia judicial fijado por el 28 [[July 2022|de julio 2022]], después de tres continuaciones. Mientras esperaba la fecha en la cárcel, [[Messiah complex|las delusiones de la divinidad]] que había albergado se descontrolaron por entero, como empezó a creerse la reincarnación de {{w|Jesus|Jesús de Nazaret}}, además de creer que la [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]] procedía completamente según su plan. Durante este tiempo, Chris mantenía contacto con el mundo exterior por medio de montones de [[Jail Communications|comunicaciones desde la cárcel]] en que discutía varios temas, desde las condiciones en que estaba la cárcel, [[Chris and religion|su interés renovado en la Santa Biblia]] y intentos de unos [[Weening|weens]] para convertirle a Islam por medio de leer el Corán. Aquellas cartas y llamadas tambien revelaron que le mantuvieron en custodia protectora para asegurar su seguridad propia.<br /> <br /> A principios de [[March 2022|marzo 2022]], se aprendió que se le transfirió a Chris de la cárcel para quedarse en el manicomio [[Western State Hospital]]. Durante su estancia allí, Chris se vió aislado del mundo exterior; a lo mejor, nunca se sepa lo que ocurrió allí. Volvió a la [[CVRJ|cárcel propia]] el [[May 2022|3 de mayo 2022]], con una nueva foto prontuaria tomada al llegarse, mostrando que Chris había perdido una cantidad sustancial de su peso y pareció mucho más delgado que antes. Desgraciadamente, las correspondencias siguientes por correo indicaron que su estancia fuera de la cárcel no le obligó que encarese la realidad, como optó por obstinarse con respeto a sus fantasias.<br /> <br /> El 28 de [[July 2022|julio 2022]], justo un solo día antes el aniversario de que se filtrase la infame llamada sobre el incesto, Chris finalmente tuvo su audiencia después de tres retrasos. En la misma audiencia, se determinó que el caso iba presentarse frente a un gran jurado a raíz de al mínimo un cargo del delito grave de incesto. Sin embargo, el abogado de Chris entabló una petición para adjudicación diferida a base de su descapacidad mental. Después de [[CWCki|interés]] [[Kiwi Farms|excesivo]] [[Orbiter Wave|en línea]] sobre el caso, el abogado de Chris logró convencerle a la Corte a que se mantuviese sellada el caso el 11 [[August 2022| de agosto 2022]], con estipulaciones de &quot;dispensar del derecho de la imputación formal&quot; y &quot;orden de transporte&quot; añadido al archivo de su caso. El significado de esas maniobras legals todavía se desconoce.<br /> <br /> ==La era de la Seguna Venida==<br /> {{main|2023|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Second Coming}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|TENID CUIDADO DE TODOS LOS [[Weening|ODIADORES]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|PECADORES]], Y [[Trolls#The Miscreants|LOS DEMONÍACOS MÁS OSCUROS]], COMO SOY YO [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], la [[CPU Blue Heart|Diosa Blue Heart]], y [[Chris and his ego|su señora y diosa]]. Y TRAIGO, PERSONALMENTE, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|LA SEGUNDA VENIDA]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|&quot;Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime&quot;]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Libre de puta madre.]]<br /> <br /> La [[Jail Saga|Saga de la cárcel]] pareció haberse cabido muy adecuadamente como el culmino de la historia de Chris antes de que desvaneciese a la obscuridad, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|convenientemente coincidando con el presagio de Chris de que toda su línea temporal se desviese en caos]], y [[Abusive babysitter|enmarcando su historia con un periodo en que tuvo que sentarse solo en un cuarto oscuro todo el día]] – pero esta vez detrás de una celda a cell en vez de [[Chris's room|un cuarto lleno de juguetes]]. Seguro que, [[Saga|a partir de 14 años de desventuras]], pareció justo que Chris pasase la mayoría de su vida restante encarcelado. En el caso de que se le pusiese en libertad, encontraría a toda su vida absolutamente arruinada, y él destinado para quedarse fuera de línea, aun quizás indigente y sin hogar, hasta [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|el día en que se muera]].<br /> <br /> ¿Pero hace falta cada historia buena una secuela, cierto? <br /> <br /> A partir de pasar dos años en la cárcel, se puso el Internet en estado de shock cuando se descubrió que Chris fue liberado de golpe el 27 de [[March 2023|marzo 2023]]. VineLink inicialmente informó que Chris consiguió una fianza&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; antes de actualizar su informe para relatar que lo liberaron por orden de la corte.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris evitó con éxito otra ronda del juego [[Kick the Autistic|Patea el autista]] gracias a su abogado [[David Heilberg]], llevando a que Chris cupiese bien a su reputación de ser de teflón por evitar incluso un cargo de un crimen sexual.<br /> <br /> Se mudó Chris para Gateway Homes, un hogar para gente despacitada, quizás como parte de las condiciones impuestas por la corte.&lt;ref&gt;[[Medallion Moulding Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; Mantuvo silencio por todo el mes de [[April 2023|abril 2023]]. En los meses siguientes a [[May 2023|mayo 2023]], se empezaron varias [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|observaciones de Chris en el área del Condado Chesterfield en Virginia]] haciendo actividades aleatorias, tales como hacer las compras y jugar juegos de cartas. En una observaciones, se vió a Chris con un nuevo [[Medallions#Mark V|Medallón de Sonichu]], menguando a cierta esperanza de que Chris hubiese mejorado. Cualquier esperanza restante desapareció cuando Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|firmó un recibo]] con &quot;[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]].&quot;<br /> <br /> En [[June 2023|Junio de 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] y un S.R.L compraron una propiedad en [[Big Island]], VA, y en algún punto, Chris se mudó para la misma casa. A lo large del mes entero de [[August 2023|agosto 2023]], después de que se resolvió su caso de incesto como &quot;Resuelto, Orden Pendiente,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris empezó [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rápidamente volviéndose más activo en lugares aleatorios del Internet]], progresivamente logrando varias metas nuevas, y recibiendo una sorprendentement acogedora [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|bienvenida de nuevo]] llena de [[Enablers|propiciadores]]/[[White-Knighting|Caballeros Blancos]].<br /> <br /> El 23 de Agosto 2023, Chris hizo sus primeras [[DeviantART#Post-jail|publicaciones en los redes sociales depués del encarcelamiento]] en DeviantART como subió [[Mass debating|en masa]] obras previamente no vistas, hechas durante su periodo de inactividad, nuevos desarrollos en los [[Sonichu (comic)|cómics de Sonichu]], y tarjetas de [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] personalizadas<br /> <br /> Sólo dos días después, se retiró totalmente el cargo de incesto contra Chris, oficialmente librando a Chris del proceso legal.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Mientras a cierta gente le cayó mal que [[28 October 2011|otra]] [[26 December 2014|vez]] Chris salió con lo suyo sin consecuencias serias y se sintió decepcionada por el sistema de justicia, otra gente miraba con anticipación a lo próximo de Chris. Se vió a Chris en el área de [[14 Branchland Court]], y no fue claro si o no Bárbara estuviese presente a la hora de su visita. Se observó la casa [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|vacía]] unos días más tarde.<br /> <br /> Al 16 de octubre 2023, Chris realizó su vuelta total al Internet por subir un video raro de si mismo cantando dos parodias de canciones del álbum &quot;Pokémon 2.B.A. Master&quot; frente a un fondo verde green con clips de Chris bailando superpuestos en el video. Es muy probable que Praetor editase el video. El día siguiente, Chris subió otro video “Setting the record straight” (Dejando las cosas claras), relatando su versión de la historia en la cual rechazó haber tenido sexo con Bárbara, que inventó la historia para trolear a Isabella Loretta Janke, equivocadamente proclama que se lo encontró inocente (se retiró el cargo de incesto; nunca fue absuelto por un jurado), desvagó sobre sus nuevas delusiones de ser la reincarnación de Jesús Cristo, y reveló la identidad de la mujer misteriosa que le había acompañado en los últimos meses, la introdujo con el nombre de [[Flutter]]. <br /> <br /> En las semanas siguientes, Chris se transmitía en vivo mientras los weens le enviaban donaciones y mensajes de texto llenos de memes caducos, sólo para tocarle los huevos. Ironicamente, ha permitido que Chris ganase hasta más de $600 cada transmisión de los mismísimos weens que intentaron tocarle los huevos. [[Honest Content|Sorprendentemente]], Chris ha mantenido vagas sus declaraciones sobre si mismo cuando responde preguntas en sus transmisiones de Pregunta y Respuesta. En [[January 2024|enero 2024]], Chris pudo asistir a su primera [[Animate! Raleigh|convención]] desde el fin de su encarcelamiento, aunque lo expulsó la vigilancia de la convención el segundo día, presumiblemente después de enterarse de su reputación infame.<br /> <br /> Ahora mismo, Chris ya está [[Obesity|suelto]], pero mayormente es retraído mientras personas ajenas siguen mirando detenidamente a su vida extraña.<br /> <br /> ==Vídeos destacados de fans==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | ytid = DxAhBoYfWy4<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything<br /> | ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI<br /> | Stardate = 4 March 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbrqVkPdL_5qrgjwHYytQg First Son]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan<br /> | ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw<br /> | Stardate = 16 August 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Christian_Weston_Chandler&diff=321006 Talk:Christian Weston Chandler 2024-03-02T14:13:09Z <p>Dormiebasne: /* Spanish Translation */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>...Okay, is it just me, or does Chrissy look drastically different when he's wearing his glasses compared to when he's not? Like, I almost can't believe it's the same person. I mean, I can, since no one else could possibly be that much of a fucktard, but he just looks really different. Or am I imagining it? [[User:Ayvuir|Ayvuir]]<br /> *Hey, it works for Superman. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 14:09, 7 September 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ==To do==<br /> *pics of Chris, especially young Chris and the funny ones<br /> *life history<br /> *brief outline of his views<br /> *his future outlook<br /> I'll do what I can to help this page along. I'm a wiki noob, learning as I go here. So, it won't look the best... [[User:MajorIronwood|MajorIronwood]]<br /> <br /> We should add a sentence or two on the fact that he thinks he can call himself Christopher, just because it share the same abbreviation as Christian.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]<br /> :Christopher WAS his name, until he changed to Christian when he was 12.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 20:43, 10 March 2009 (CET)<br /> :Boy, do I feel stupid. But then again, if he changed his name, he should have to pick or the other.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]<br /> ::That reminds me, we should add a few sentences about why he changed his name - I forget where but he had some story (maybe it was in the DVD slideshow) where he says how some teacher kept calling him &quot;Christian&quot; and the name &quot;had a ring to it&quot; so he changed it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:52, 17 March 2009 (CET)<br /> :::In addition, from [[CWC's_Pokésite_2| El PokéSite 2]], Christian considers his Spanish name to be Ricardo - Likely named after the Ricky Ricardo character from ''I Love Lucy''. Realistic equivalents might be found in ''Cris'', ''Cristián'', or ''Cristóbal'', but clearly these were not featured in the television shows he had watched prior to his High School Spanish classes. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:25, 12 May 2009 (CEST)<br /> ::::To be fair, one's &quot;Spanish name&quot; need not be the same as their real name. For example, in 7th grade my Spanish name was Jose, though my name isn't Joseph, and in 10th grade I was Che, even though I'm not Argentinian. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:02, 1 June 2009 (CEST)<br /> :::More Name Crap: &quot;-Chan&quot; suffix is generally used for a little girl in Japanese. Chris is ''possibly'' too dense to realize this, and enjoys the similar pronunciation to 'Christian'. In doing so, there was no need to create a word jumble of existing letters, as that convention was given to his ''more open'' [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|alter-ago]]. [[User:LBearington|LBearington]] 05:25, 1 June 2009 (CEST)<br /> <br /> ==Racism and Noviophobia==<br /> Evidence of it goes back further than was previously thought. Read the notice to guys on [[Media:511-JumboLoveQuestSign.JPG|this sign]] from when he was 21. &quot;(and to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)&quot;. Where the white women at? --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 04:10, 26 March 2009 (CET)<br /> *I don't think that's racism though, because he's saying EXCEPT blacks. I think maybe he's paranoid about telling black people to jump off a cliff, because otherwise that's a hate crime. Sorta like when he made that post on his MySpace &quot;I Respect the African American People.&quot; --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 26 March 2009 (CET)<br /> *Possibly, but since he's already stated that he simply doesn't like black people, I don't think it's likely. And besides, I don't think it would make much sense to make a special exception to black people unless you were hyper PC or just afraid of black people. (not to mention that he explicitly asks for only white women in later requests / demands / whines) --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 09:48, 26 March 2009 (CET)<br /> *Yeah, it's racism. He's saying &quot;Blacks don't need to jump off a cliff, because I'm using my outdated and quriky view that blacks stick with blacks relationship wise, and the same is true for whites. So, I don't worry about blacks impeding on my 'love quest.'&quot; However, I don't think Chris would be able to articulate that well. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]<br /> *Just a thought, should there be a separate article that would count how many times he's been racist other than his views of [[niggo]]s? --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 04:29, 3 November 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Mr. Darcy is much better than Chris, y'hear. ==<br /> <br /> I had it noted, along with a picture of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy to compare the two, that Mr. Darcy and Chris are in no way similar. This came about from the cliche &quot;Well, he's no Mr. Darcy...&quot;<br /> <br /> I think it's a good visual aid. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]<br /> <br /> ==Let me tell you about this page==<br /> It's great. It's fantastic. I read it for the first time in a while and I think it's the perfect, concise intro to Chris. The ED article on Chris sucks because it's so all over the place. True, we have the luxury of being a devoted wiki that instead of having to go into depth about Sonichu, we can just link to the article. The ED article is shit because it goes over the place, it's a bit out of date, and it picks poor samples of Chris's videos like just highlighting the &quot;gaybian&quot; vid. This is a fantastic article and this is why people come to us. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:03, 1 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Since there's no actual &quot;Chris and...&quot; page ==<br /> <br /> I hope it's okay to discuss it here. I was wondering if a &quot;Chris and Intelligence&quot; page can be of any use. Some things to cover are his 1) logic, 2) academics and 3) philosophy (to cover his stupid quotes and advice). --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 09:56, 7 December 2009 (CET)<br /> *That's sorta what [[honor roll]] is at the moment, though it really should be expanded to that as opposed to the focus on art (which really isn't what honor roll is about). Why I suggest honor roll because Chris will say something like &quot;I'm smart, I was on honor roll.&quot; &quot;I know math, I was on honor roll for the love of God!,&quot; etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:07, 7 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> We need a &quot;Chris and Aspergers Syndrome&quot; page. --[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]<br /> ==CWC split?==<br /> &quot;CWC&quot; should redirect here, but I'm thinking maybe we should make a page devoted to Chris's initials. He uses them a lot, they're a recurring motif in his work, and we can even keep track of when he uses them as a pun (like &quot;A CWC Audition&quot;). Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:09, 7 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Page Needed==<br /> Chris and Reliability - [[User:CJB8895|Cody]]<br /> <br /> == cleaned-up, needs to be expanded/updated ==<br /> <br /> --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 22:29, 29 December 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Contact information? ==<br /> <br /> Okay. I realise I will be stepping into what can only be described as but a cat's whisker from the maw of hell- but I would like to talk to Christian Weston Chandler. I have a great deal of things to discuss with him and, rest assured, there will be luls. What is the best way to get in touch with him these days? I tried Facebook, but he doesn't seem to be checking it very often (I'm guessing he has a lot of trolls talk to him). I've also taken to staking out his AIM, but I'm guessing he doesn't use that either due to people spamming him with JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> :Are you a licensed therapist or religious official? Because I think a team of a shrink, a priest, and a journalist would be needed at this point. [[Vivian Gee]] tried to get through to him, Lord love her, but she's not a doctor--didn't even finish high school, I do believe. Look...I've had my share of problems growing up, and I know no one can compliment you and make you feel like a turd all at the same time like a [[Mary Lee Walsh|school admin]]. I've got a kid brother who is an unrepentant drug addict and thief, who probably could have been reached if we'd gotten to him sooner. He's now a burned-out piece of crap who is on his third (maybe fourth, I've lost count) jail term. He's about Chris-Chan's age. I say someone better do something or else Chris'll be in jail or an institution before he's thirty, and then he'll be the taxpayer's problem. What will they do when his folks croak off? He's got a couple of half-siblings, but they've got their own lives to lead; they don't need a man-child with a lukewarm I.Q. underfoot. Could we live with ourselves if he flips out and kills a bunch of people in a mall or a campus somewhere, and maybe we could have done something if we'd been proactive five or three, or even just a year ago, to prevent it? [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 19:37, 28 January 2011 (PST)<br /> ::Although it pains me to have to use the phrase, the CWCki is not a forum. Take shit like this elsewhere. Also, you're responding to a 10-month-old comment. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:27, 28 January 2011 (PST)<br /> I don't own a PS3 so somehow contacting him via the Playstation Network is also out. I live in Australia, so this makes things difficult. Thoughts? Suggestions? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:20, 29 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> :It's pointless to try and talk to Chris, as he will just ignore you. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:42, 29 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::Alec knows his personal phone number. I think that if you ask him nicely he might tell you. He certainly dosn't owe Chris anything. His Asperpedia account is ALBASPERCHU and his email is albasperchu(at)live.com --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:40, 29 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> *1) please sign your comments (it's four tildas [~] in a row). 2) Chris's contact info should be in [[14 Branchland Court]], 3) if it isn't, it should be there. I think Cogs didn't want it with the logic is that if you have to ask for Chris's phone number and can't find it yourself when he's mentioned it frequently, you really shouldn't be trolling Chris. However, people asking for it all the time is annoying and it defeats the purpose of CWCki being an open source of information. <br /> ** Actually, I tried calling that number but either I fucked up international dialing (entirely possible) or it was disconnected (which is what I thought it said). [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> :That aside, I can guarantee that Chris will not listen to your call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:26, 29 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> ::I know he'll ignore me, but at least it'll be funny. I'm not attempting to, directly, help him. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> :CWCki is not a place to discuss how to troll or help Chris, if you want to contact Chris, do it, it won't have any effect on him whatsoever.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:21, 30 March 2010 (UTC)<br /> * I'd actually love to know if there's some online contact information at all. Inquiring minds need to know, since he evidently doesn't go on IRC anymore. anyone know where he can regularly be found? [[User:Boop|Boop]] 05:29, 18 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> **I've yet to be able to find anything besides an AOL address. Does he still use that account? [[User:PrimeMinisterStephanHarper|PrimeMinisterStephanHarper]] 17:26, 27 September 2010 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == Misapplication of social rules ==<br /> <br /> Maybe this comment should go under the Autism page or the Honesty page but it seems like Chris's view of &quot;Honesty&quot; is likely influenced by an unspoken rule amongst nerdier internet communities where being extremely, unnecessarily open in private, especially with things verifiable by a third party, is seen as a way to build trust, due to the fact it is difficult if not impossible to establish it otherwise. My point being, he may have picked this sort of 'honesty' up from a geeky community somewhere. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:06, 12 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> I will note said openness doesn't USUALLY extend to ones bowel issues or other information nobody in their right mind would want to know. But it may extend to relationships and especially trouble therein. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:07, 12 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == You forgot to mention... ==<br /> <br /> ''Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional &quot;high-functioning autistic&quot; virgin etc. etc.''<br /> <br /> What about &quot;uncultured&quot; (as shown by his not knowing the story of ''To Kill a Mockingbird'''' and thinking Molvania is a real place) and &quot;tone deaf&quot; (his so called &quot;album&quot;, need I say more?)[[User:Knucklechu|Knucklechu]] 10:20, 30 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> :If the purpose of this article was to make a list of all the negative adjectives that could be applied to Chris, it would be 20 pages long.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 11:53, 30 April 2010 (UTC)<br /> **Oh, er... I just got done adding a bunch of those. This is going to be the first sentence of the first page that a lot of people are going to look at. If there's this really stupid, unwieldy list of all the totally horrible, totally accurate descriptors, they'll be like, &quot;No way, no one can be that bad.&quot; But they'll... y'know... —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 03:40, 6 July 2010 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ==Anagram crackers==<br /> ''Interestingly, &quot;clownish tender anarchist&quot; is a perfect anagram of Chris' full name.''<br /> <br /> So is &quot;antichrist enhances world&quot;. [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 06:56, 13 March 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == On the removal of a large chunk of the intro ==<br /> <br /> Someone posted the other day how they objected to &quot;transvestite&quot; listed to the intro, saying it's made it seems like being a transvestite is a bad thing and that really got me thinking. As elaborated elsewhere, the CWCki doesn't really try to beat in an idea of Chris. It tends to be critical, nothing wrong with that, but it tries to at least aim for [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]] at least as it pertains to our context. I think starting off the article with &quot;Chris is a bad guy who's a whole bunch of unflattering personal characteristics&quot; is going to leave the reader with a negative impression from the get go - of course you're not going to like this guy, you've had it drilled into your head he's a bunch of unpleasant things like &quot;stubborn,&quot; &quot;racist,&quot; etc. But what should happen is someone reads this article, like &quot;Okay, this guy is a bit off&quot; and then let them decide that based on the facts, whether or not he's really fucked up. If you're going to say Chris is fucked up, let the facts about Chris speak for themselves, you shouldn't need to lead the reader into this.<br /> <br /> I also had issue with the linking. For instance, take - &quot;racist&quot; linking to [[Chris and race]]. As you can see on the talk page of that article, there was some debate whether it should be &quot;Chris and racism&quot; versus &quot;Chris and race.&quot; I argued for &quot;Chris and race&quot; as it's more neutral and whether or not Chris is racist should be left up to the reader. Yet having &quot;racism&quot; link is going to have the reader read that article expecting Chris to be racist. Once again, let the facts speak for themselves - let known facts about Chris's relationships and comments on certain races allow the reader to determine for his or her own self whether Chris is a racist or not. Hopefully these articles don't insinuate Chris is a certain thing, in which case I need to go through and review some of these articles carefully.<br /> <br /> So what did I leave? I left high functioning autistic (why was it in quotations? The [[autism]] article makes a strong case that he is autistic) because this is what Chris describes himself as. Also, he's a virgin - once again, his own description. I was very generous with leaving &quot;man child,&quot; which I would say is leading the reader but this seems to be a most popular characterization of Chris. <br /> <br /> If you'd like to debate it, you're more than welcome to here. Sorry to take advantage of editing it when the page is locked, I think I'll change it so only new users are blocked from editing the page for the week. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 26 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> *That's a long explaination there boss. You could have just said &quot;You don't need to call Chris a faggot in an article. That's obvious enough&quot;, and it would have been just as effective. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:45, 26 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> :I beg to differ. Chris is not the only one who uploads/uploaded shitty comics of his recolors yiffing each other. What sets him apart from others in that category is him being a major jerk as well, and the previous introduction had links to the articles which dealt with those significant aspects of his personality. The current introduction does not capture the full essence of Christian Weston Chandler.<br /> <br /> :It seems to me that the rule of thumb on this wiki is that you can write from non neutral POV if what you're adding to the articles are reasonable observation which will be met with agreement by all sensible people who are properly informed regarding the matter involved. For example, outright saying that Chris is an extremely egotistical person goes against Wikipedia's NPOV policy, yet we do outright call him as such - in fact we have [[Chris and his Ego|two]] [[Examples of Chris's Ego|articles]] dedicated just for that purpose. Why? Because once a sensible person sees all the facts those articles gather, he cannot reasonably argue that Chris is not an extremely egotistical man. There's no point in having this article refrain from calling Chris [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|transvestite]], [[Chris and race|racist]], [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Chris and reality|delusional]], or [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] when other articles on this Wiki do just that.<br /> <br /> :With the exception perhaps of the first five (and even here I'm not sure), I think it is firmly established that Chris deserves most of the unsavory qualities which were mentioned in the previous revision. His homphobia, semen drinking and transvestism (if one takes the word to mean cross-dressing) are self admitted; his obesity is evident in the pictures taken of him and the rest of the linked articles all make a compelling case for Chris being racist, egotistical, hypocritical, untalented and so on.<br /> <br /> :Furthermore, I think that the CWCki will become somewhat stale if all other articles are written in the same spirit as the current introductory paragraph. While I'm not saying we should adopt ED practices and write against the truth if it provides more lulz, I also think we shouldn't emulate wikipedia's NPOV policy. Instead, we should go for a for a rule saying that when writing about Chris once should only stick to facts and observation which can be agreed by all reasonable and informed people - with the occasional snarky comment. [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 10:09, 26 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> :: To put in my two cents here, I'd say I think everything is fine the way it is as long as it's simply about the facts (or any assumptions are stated as such). If someone stole stuff all the time, you'd call them a thief...you wouldn't sugar coat it (and in reality you couldn't). Chris is a lot of things, most of those things are backed up by examples Chris himself have given people to view. Telling someone Chris is a man-child and giving them examples of said man-child tendencies is no different, in my opinion, as if we'd just given them the examples and they came up with the same conclusion. Most people have brains and use them, if we tell them Chris is racist and then give them examples of said behavior, they can still disagree if they feel the evidence is not conclusive. As for the problem with making &quot;transvestite&quot; or &quot;homosexual&quot; seem like something bad, all I can say is that it's how you read it. I've read almost every article in this CWCki and I don't feel like it's &quot;dissing&quot; or &quot;hating on&quot; anyone that is of any sort of religions, race, gender, or sexuality. It's simply showing what Chris is and how he acts. Straight-out calling Chris a transvestite (Noun: A person, typically a man, who derives pleasure from dressing in clothes appropriate to the opposite sex), isn't too far from the truth, but at the same time, it's not insulting transexuals as a whole. Using that type of logic (meaning you're insulting a group of people if they are in some way associated with what Chris does) would mean that all men, all virgins, all autistics, and all humans are bad/horrible people because they are in the &quot;same group&quot; as Chris. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:33, 26 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ::I wasn't a huge fan of the intro as it was. I prefer more subtle jabs; I think that it can be pretty funny to throw in a dig here or there, but a long (entirely piped) list of 'OMG HOMOS' is just... meh. I don't agree with some of the overzealous insult (and humor) purging that has hit some articles, but this I can agree with. [[User:Dude|Dude]] 17:41, 26 July 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> == August 2011? ==<br /> <br /> The events so far of August 2011 appear to be missing. The most recent entries relate only to the Tomgirl forums. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 12:56, 13 August 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> <br /> Yeah, the part saying he hasn't made any new videos should be updated [[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 17:16, 1 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> I did it --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 21:05, 8 September 2011 (PDT)<br /> <br /> ==Chris as a troll==<br /> Not sure why the category has been deleted multiple times. Chris has been (if not currently) a troll, in his career. Most notably, to [[Alec Benson Leary]] during the Asperchu saga, especially during the [[Alec Benson Leary calls|phone calls]]. He's also been Evan's to some extent, i.e. plagiarism [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|which still hasn't been reverted]]. And, of course, the infamous [[Rollin' and Trollin']]. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 2:18, 11 September 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> Just because there's some trolls you dislike doesn't mean Chris is a troll to his trolls. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 07:44, 11 September 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> What? First off, I never said I disliked any trolls; I'm not trying to bias this. Secondly, Chris has fully admitted to being a 'troll' in the past. As for being a literal troll, like I said, the [[Asperchu]] saga says it all; his constant insulting and mocking of the 'Asperchu Four' along with his disregard for other's work is the clean-cut definition of a troll. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:31, 11 September 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> So let me get this straight in summary.<br /> <br /> 1. Chris said that he's a troll so therefore he's a troll.<br /> <br /> 2. A troll's definition is to mock someone else's work.<br /> <br /> If these are what you are pointing out, no. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 11:26, 14 September 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> So by that, no trolls listed in the wiki are actually trolls? I mean, even Liquid isn't regarded as a troll by some, and all he did was mock. Even Alec's called Chris a troll, and that was one of, if not the, most eventful sagas to date. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 11:48, 14 September 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> So? [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 15:40, 14 September 2014 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Chris on happy tree friends ==<br /> <br /> I don't really know if he likes happy tree friends, and it is probably for the best...unless of course he fucks up and adds sonichu as a happy tree friend OC.<br /> <br /> == Changing the top image to modern CWC ==<br /> <br /> I was wondering if the image in the &quot;Chandler Family&quot; box should be replaced with an image of today's 30+ y/o CWC, instead of classic CWC. ED did it, so why not here? I get that it's probably ''the'' most recognizable pic of CWC, but I'd feel it would be more appropriate, especially when the info in the same box is constantly updating. [[User:CWCFlick|CWCFlick]]<br /> <br /> == Pronouns ==<br /> <br /> 00dani‎ changed all the pronouns in this article to female, to suit Chris's gender choice. I think an edit of that magnitude should be discussed first, so I undid the edits.<br /> <br /> Should the pronouns be changed to female?<br /> <br /> * I'm voting no. This wiki is primarily about classic Chris, so the gender pronouns should reflect that. A sweeping change of &quot;him&quot; to &quot;her&quot; doesn't make sense, since, for instance, the early life section would get changed as well, and Chris identified as a male for most of his life. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:06, 8 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> ** First off, good on you for fixing that awful edit. Second, I'm going to weigh in and say that even if Chris did legitimately suffer from dysphoria, changing his pronouns on the wiki would be the wrong course of action. I didn't push for my point of view strongly enough the first time it came up. The point of pronouns isn't to do with the feelings of what someone ''believes'' himself to be, it's to make discussion of what a person really ''is'' clearer. Enabling delusional thinking by giving people whatever pronouns they ask for muddies up the already-difficult art of communication. Once they invent a form of gender reassignment surgery that produces reproductively viable results in the end, then we can ''consider and discuss'' the merits that maybe giving people pronouns correlating to their new reproductive organs instead of those they were born with. Until then, Chris is just a man who hates [[JERKS]] and wants [[china]], regardless of if he has a professional surgeon give him an Un-Clit 3.0 and removes his much-hated [[duck]] ([[Chris and money|which he won't]]). [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 20:22, 8 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> *** Kudos to Nate for that epic comment. I 100% agree. If we were going to give any credence to Chris's ludicrous assertion of self-femininity, we might as well also accommodate for his belief that CWCville actually exists as a tangible place. Besides—providing that Chris lives long enough—I believe the tomgirl saga will eventually come to an end.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 21:23, 8 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * Correct pronouns aren't a reward for good behaviour - Christine is an Awful Person™, certainly, but she is not a man and has specifically requested she/her pronouns. Please correctly gender all trans people, including while speaking about them historically (for example, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Heineman Rebecca Heineman is correctly gendered throughout her Wikipedia article]). [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 22:30, 8 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * Chris is a man who likes applying feminine traits to himself. It's biologically impossible for a man to be a woman, or vice versa.&lt;br&gt;I disagree with Wikipedia's policy on applying pronouns from transgenderism throughout an article since it distorts the depiction of events. For instance, this [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlyn_Jenner#/media/File:Jenner_on_Wheaties_cereal_box.jpg Wikipedia image of Bruce Jenner] has a caption referring to &quot;she,&quot; even though the person depicted in the image is male. Like I said earlier, making a sweeping change to Chris's pronouns in this article would affect the early life section and render it inaccurate.&lt;br&gt;And suppose that we adapt this policy - we would need to rewrite every article on this wiki to match. The problem with that is there are many pages about Chris's ideas on sex and gender that would be rendered nonsensical by switching the pronouns. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:37, 9 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * Trans women are women, good lord. Caitlyn Jenner isn't male, and unless she says otherwise, neither is Christine. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 02:52, 11 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * Jenner sired multiple children. One needs to be male in order to do that. As for Chris, he's made many comments, even as a Tomgirl, about how he dislikes his male genitals, so he is also a male. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:19, 11 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * For heaven's sake, it's 2017, let's get this cleared up. Some men have vulvae and some women have penises. The shape of a person's genitals does not determine their identity - what that person ''tells'' you determines their identity. Caitlyn is openly and proudly a woman, regardless of her history. Christine expressing a dislike for her genitals is a classic example of gender dysphoria, which almost always indicates a person is trans, and almost ''never'' indicates a person is cis. Trans men are men, trans women are women. It's not hard. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 07:06, 11 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * I don't agree, but we're starting to repeat our points. The CWCki isn't here to be respectful towards Chris - its purpose is to document his life, flaws and all. We're not obligated to indulge in his ideas about himself, whether he thinks he's the Mayor of CWCville or a lesbian transwoman. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:31, 11 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * There's a very important difference between CWCville and trans women, which is that trans women ''actually exist''. Heck, I should know, since I [https://keybase.io/00dani ''am'' one]. It's true that the CWCki is under no obligation to respect Christine's fictitious mayorhood, but refusing to respect her gender is hurtful not only to her but to ''all'' trans women. Indeed, you've made abundantly clear that you've no respect for us, given your completely unnecessary deadnaming and misgendering of Caitlyn. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 12:53, 11 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * Whether or not a concept is real isn't relevant to my point about the CWCki. As another example, Chris believes he is descended from royalty. Royalty is an existing concept, but this Wiki isn't obligated to write about Chris as if he were royalty.&lt;br&gt;As for my opinions, you've set up your side of the discussion so that there doesn't seem to be a way for me to discuss my perspective without you interpreting it as disrespectful. I consider Chris to be a man and use male terms, but you interpret that as hurtful. I don't see a good alternative. I could use female pronouns to talk about Chris, but it would be self-defeating since I'm arguing that this Wiki should consider him to be male. Jenner is a public figure, and I only brought him up as a counter to a point you made about Wikipedia's coverage on Heineman. Also, it's irrelevant for you to mention that you are also trans, as you are not the subject of this discussion. Anyway, there doesn't seem to be a point in continuing this debate since no one else has weighed in lately, and you and I haven't budged from our positions. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:02, 11 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * The reason you can't discuss your perspective without it being interpreted as disrespectful is that ''your perspective is disrespectful''. Trans women are women. We are not men, nor are we male. Caitlyn isn't a useful counterexample to Rebecca's article, since Caitlyn's Wikipedia article does exactly the same thing: use her correct pronouns and gender. Your continual misgendering of her speaks only to your own bigotry, not to any practical consideration for wiki editors. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 21:12, 11 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * Even though I'm neutral to this whole debate (I don't care which direction this wiki goes, if it's all female, all male, or female post-Tomgirl), but here's a suggestion for you 00dani: Give Up. It's obvious at this point that the CWCki will not change their minds about this whole debate. You. Lost. I suggest you give up and move on, since I'm pretty sure that the admins like Canine are QUICKLY losing their patience with you. Plus, the CWCki isn't really for such a debate anyway. If you really want to debate if we should now use feminine pronouns with Chris, head to the Kiwi Farms (be forewarned, you'll probably be insta-banned and mocked every way to Sunday). --[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 23:01, 11 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * Right, you definitely sound 100% neutral on this debate and not at ''all'' transphobic. Honestly, I'm not surprised a community founded on mocking autistic people refuses to afford basic respect to trans folk - feel free to keep peddling your toxic attitudes toward anyone who isn't exactly like you. I'm out. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 21:30, 12 January 2017 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Rename ==<br /> <br /> This article refers to Chris as Christian, but that hasn't been his name for years - his current legal name is Christine. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:27, 2 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * No because if we change it we would have to change all of his names to Christine which will put stress so definitely not agreeing with this. [[User:PG Andre YT|PG Andre YT]] ([[User talk:PG Andre YT|talk]]) 24 February 2022<br /> <br /> **I don't think we would be obligated to change names elsewhere on the CWCki. He's referred to as Chris for the most part, which can be shorthand for both Christian and Christine. Some older articles still use Christian but those are pre-name change anyway. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 13:36, 24 February 2022 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * We've always known Chris as Christian. Changing it would just cause confusion and drama. I think it's best not to. [[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 08:13, 2 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> <br /> * I think we should definitely start using Chris more often. I have thought Chris to be a middle ground since we have female personalities named Chris, and male personalities named Chris. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 10:16, 2 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> ** That's usually how it's done on the site, but this article is an exception as the title specifically calls him by his full name. [[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 10:32, 2 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> ** During the epoch for which Chris is the most internet-famous, and from which newcomers are to recognise him, he was known as Christian Weston Chandler. His legal tomgirl name is included in the article's first sentence proper as well as the infobox. I second Fiddy; keep the GodBear-given title. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 20:07, 2 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> ** On the subject of recognition, all of Chris's social media refers to him as Christine, so newcomers to CWC will be familiar with that name. Of the 13 years he's been internet-famous, he was known as Christian for 8 and Christine for 5. He'll eventually be more active as Christine. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:37, 2 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> *** Newcomers are more likely to discover Chris from some YouTube celebrity reporting on Classic Chris. Kiwi Farms also names Chris's section traditionally, and the rest of this wiki, including its title bar (both the link to the article and the picture), uses Christian as his full forename. [[User:ChanOfTartary|ChanOfTartary]] ([[User talk:ChanOfTartary|talk]]) 20:58, 2 February 2020 (UTC)<br /> *I still think the page should be renamed. Continuing to use Christian results in inconsistencies in the article text. The lead lists the Christine name first yet the infobox uses Christian and an old photo of him from over a decade ago. ChanOfTartary noted above that many people find out about Chris through YouTubers covering the days when he was named Christian. While that may have been true for a while, the incest news has upended that, as media and court records refer to him as his current Christine name. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:29, 3 February 2022 (UTC)<br /> ** I was also thinking about the future of Chris’s current name and pronouns before the events of 30 July 2021 upended everything. At the time I was thinking about the inevitability that the transgender era is here to stay, and the CWCki will eventually have to come to terms with the change, no matter what the fans of the classic era think. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 14:03, 3 February 2022 (UTC)<br /> ** I'm going to dissent, as I think that the name should stay the way it is. Chris-Chan has been far more often associated with the Christian Weston Chandler name than anything else, given that (at least up until the incest incident) that's when he got the most attention online. The best compromise that I think we could go with if we do rename the article is to rename the article &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;, which is how most people refer to Chris regardless of the gender debate anyways. I don't think that telling editors to redirect to the feminine name while sticking to male pronouns (which is what we're sticking to for the sake of consistency) makes a whole lot of sense. Plus, the general news flashpoint where the Christine Weston Chandler name was highly publicized was when Chris got arrested; people aren't really paying attention now that Chris has been in the slammer for a few months. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 01:07, 4 February 2022 (UTC)<br /> ***Changing the title to match his current name wouldn't erase his history as Christian, the name would still be preserved in the article text. Editors could use the [[Chris]] redirect to link to this page. I don't think the article being named to Christine would affect the pronoun policy - Chris is still biologically a male. The jail custody record for example puts his name as Christine Weston Chandler and his gender as male. On the compromise of the Chris Chan stage name/nickname, I think it wouldn't match with articles about the rest of the Chandlers, like [[Bob Chandler]], [[Barbara Chandler]], which use their full names. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:36, 4 February 2022 (UTC)<br /> * Since we're split I think it might be worth looking at [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Article_titles/ Wikipedia guidelines for article titles] particularly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Article_titles#Name_changes/ its section on name changes]. The guild states: &quot;'' If the reliable sources written after the change is announced routinely use the new name, Wikipedia should follow suit and change relevant titles to match. If, on the other hand, reliable sources written after the name change is announced continue to use the established name, Wikipedia should continue to do so as well''&quot; so if we go by this and we need to establish what is a &quot;reliable source&quot; in the context of this wiki, forum discussions, news articles, or Chris himself. The article also highlight five key characteristics of a good title: recognizability, naturalness, precision, concision, consistency which gives us five questions to ask: <br /> **What is Chris's most recognizable name among readers both new and old?<br /> **What are people most likley to search for?<br /> **What name &quot;unambiguously identifies the article's subject and distinguishes it from other subjects&quot;?<br /> **What name is no longer than necessary? (this one isn't that important, there's no way we're going to use Chris's full title)<br /> **What name is consistent with the rest of the wiki?<br /> :I could go ether way but I am leaning more towards keeping the name as is for the sake of consistency but I hope this guild might help make a final decision. [[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 17:28, 7 February 2022 (UTC)<br /> *My vote is for renaming the article to just &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;, using &quot;Christopher, &quot;Christian&quot; and &quot;Christine&quot; as chronologically relevant throughout the article; I think this would be the best compromise between keeping things accurate in a legal sense and making it easy for people to find the article. I don't think it's necessary to edit other articles to reflect this. That being said, as a counter-argument to the original point, Chris's gender on his driver's license is listed as F (as can be seen in the background of Chris showing off his &quot;woman card&quot;) and there's little support if any to change that. [[User:Cottonmather|Cottonmather]] ([[User talk:Cottonmather|talk]]) 11:15, 12 April 2022 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Rename to Chris Chan? ==<br /> <br /> This is probably a bit of a controversial idea, since the name of this page has been 'Christian Weston Chandler' since the start of the CWCki, but I really do think it would be a good change. Chris hasn't been Christian for years upon years by now, which makes this feel title feel dated. I also don't think a change to 'Christine Weston Chandler' would be good, because in the most cherished part of his history he was known as 'Christian'. I propose a rename to 'Chris Chan', which encompasses all Sagas in Chris's life, and is also the most popular thing to call him. The ED page is called 'Chris-chan', the Reddit page is called 'r/ChrisChanSonichu', and almost every social media post referring to him calls him 'Chris Chan'. [[User:Cereally|Cereally]] ([[User talk:Cereally|talk]]) 19:43, 6 August 2023 (EDT)<br /> :As pointed out above, it seems like we're sticking with CWC's GodBear-given name for the main space. I do think that other pages, like the one for Chris Chan Sonichu, need to be updated to be consistent with how his name is written elsewhere on this wiki. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 23:19, 6 August 2023 (EDT)<br /> <br /> == Spanish Translation ==<br /> <br /> I have created a Spanish language translation of Chris' article here:<br /> https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Dormiebasne/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(espa%C3%B1ol)<br /> <br /> Does anyone object to the creation of a small box around the beginning of this article in Spanish, advising a translation is available, accurate up to (insert date of revision taken as source material)?<br /> <br /> [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] ([[User talk:Dormiebasne|talk]]) 09:13, 2 March 2024 (EST)</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(espa%C3%B1ol)&diff=320979 User:Dormiebasne/Christian Weston Chandler (español) 2024-03-02T00:09:34Z <p>Dormiebasne: Finished main text of the article</p> <hr /> <div>:''Este artículo se trata del mismísimo Chris... ¡es su artículo y nada menos! Para información sobre el personaje de Sonichu, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler (Personaje de Sonichu)]]. Para otros usos, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)| Christian Weston Chandler (desambiguación)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; se dirije aquí. Para leer sobre sus creencias en cuanto al cristianismo, véase a [[Chris and religion|Chris y la religión (inglés)]].''<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Divulgación de género:''' Esta persona identifica actualmente como [[transgender|transgénero]] de masculino a feminino {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} . Es posible que el uso de pronombres en esta página no refleje su sexo biológico y/o su identidad de género<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Poco Fiable:''' Se ha determinado que Christian Weston Chandler es un narrador poco fiable debido a las siguientes razones:&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es un mentiroso habitual'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Muchas veces, Chris exagera las cosas que acontecieron, a menudo para no verse mal.'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es considerable [[naive|ingenuo]]'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Los recuentos de Chris en cuanto a como salió un tal evento varian con cada recitación'''<br /> Es importante mantener esto en mente cuando evalua la verdad de sus declaraciones.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid red&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''IMPOSTORES:''' Se conoce que Christian Weston Chandler frecuentemente utiliza muchas cuentas falsas (llamadas &quot;sockpuppets&quot; en inglés). Ya que es difícil discernir cuales son de Chris, es mejor que se evite la conjetura en cuanto a si una cuenta pertenece a Christian Weston Chandler si no se ha totalmente verificado que si. <br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;boilerplate metadata&quot; id=&quot;honest&quot;&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; style=&quot;border: 4px solid #000000; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;&quot;<br /> | [[Image:HonestContent.jpg|60px| ]]<br /> | <br /> <br /> '''Este artículo se ha clasificado M por [[Honest Content|Contenido Honesto]]'''<br /> <br /> Es posible que contenga material no seguro para el trabajo<br /> |}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Christian Weston Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|200px]]<br /> <br /> |header3 = Información<br /> |label5 = Nombre<br /> |data5 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) &lt;br&gt; Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler (2016–hoy)<br /> |label7 = También conocido como<br /> |data7 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Kookydash.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Facebook|Tini]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]&lt;br&gt;[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]<br /> |label8 = Género<br /> |data8 = Hombre (1982-2016)&lt;br&gt;Mujer Trans(2016-actualidad)<br /> |label9 = Religión<br /> |data9 = &quot;[[Chris and religion|Cristianismo espiritual de la nueva era ]]&quot;<br /> |label10 = Raza <br /> |data10 = Anglo (8º &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label11 = Altura<br /> |data11 = 5'10&quot; (1.778m)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label12 = Peso<br /> |data12 = 203lb (92.0kg)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label13 = Padre <br /> |data13 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label14 = Madre<br /> |data14 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–hoy)<br /> |label15 = Hermanos <br /> |data15 = [[Cole Smithey]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (hermana media)<br /> |label16 = Educación<br /> |data16 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Colegio comunitario de Piedmont Virginia]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br /> |label17=Nacionalidad<br /> |data17=Estadounidense<br /> |label18 = Profesión<br /> |data18 = Dibujante de cómics freelance([[Lulu|autopuplicado]])&lt;br&gt;Streamer de YouTube&lt;br&gt;Diseñador de videojuegos (no publicado)&lt;br&gt;Empleado de [[Wendy's]] ([[2001]])&lt;br&gt;Vendedor de cuchillería [[Cutco]] ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Músico]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|acompañante hombre]] ([[2010]], no remunerado)&lt;br&gt;Empresario, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostituta]] ([[2016]], no remunerado)<br /> |label19 = Conyuge(s)<br /> |data19 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (desde Marzo 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (desde Junio 2018) &lt;br&gt; y [[Pickchu]] (desde Mayo 2022)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label20=Títulos<br /> |data20=Creador de Sonichu&lt;br&gt;Historiador de Sonichu y Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Diosa de CPU]] de las naciones de [[Cwcville]], Comma, y las [[Commodore 64|cónsolas de Commodore]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;La reina de la risa moderna&lt;ref&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|El verdadero jugador uno]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> }}<br /> {{quote|Soy la persona [[Autism|autista]] [[Slow-in-the-minds|de alto funcionamiento]] que fue extremadamente [[Megan Schroeder|dañada emocionalmente]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|su inspiration]][[Chris and art|artística]] perdida con paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|engaño]], [[Calling Out &quot;Tito&quot; - Don|extorsión]] y [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|palabras puramente hirientes]] de esos [[Trolls]] parásitos. Soy el [[Chris and copyright|creador]], dibujando a mano, de [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] y la ciudad de [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|EE.UU]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Mirad, ¡El error de Dios!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] sobre Chris.}}<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler''', anteriormente '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (nacido: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 de febrero [[1982]]) es un caricaturista [[Autism|autista]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|enfermo mental]],&lt;ref&gt;Confirmado por su designación entre la [[Therapeutic Docket|lista de casos terapéutica]].&lt;/ref&gt; [[JERKS|misandrista]] y [[Women's rights|misógino]] de {{Age|1982|2|24}} años, que también es [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], anterior [[virgin with rage|virgin con rabia]], autoproclamado [[CPU Blue Heart|deidad]], y [[Affair with Mother|literalmente chingó su madre]]. Normalmente se refiere a él por su apodo '''Chris-Chan''', sus iniciales '''CWC''', o simplemente el nombre género neutral de '''Chris'''. Se asemeja un tanto a una caricatura de {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} que ha cobrado vida, y se le considera uno de los &quot;lolcows&quot; más conocidos y bien documentados en la cultura del internet – si no se ve entre las personas más documentadas de la historia.<br /> <br /> Ciertas personas le consideran una celebridad, pero no ha vendido un álbum [[Chris and music|multi-platino]], ni ha sido regalado con [[Chris and cinematography|un premio Oscar]]. En lugar de eso, es el [[Things Chris has ripped off|creador]] del infame cómic en línea ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', que pretende relatar la historia de un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo de tipo eléctrico]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] y su [[sweetheart|amante]] [[Rosechu]], además de sus aventuras con el [[Chaotic Combo|Combo Caótico]]. En la práctica, el cómic sirve para darle a Chris un camino para [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|cumplir sus deseos]] propios, dejándole expresar su descontento con el hecho de que [[Mary Lee Walsh|la facultad en su escuela profesional]] no reconocieron [[Honor roll|lo que él consideraba ser un desempeño ejemplar académico]] [[Count Graduon|cuando se graduó]], junto con sus frustraciones sobre [[Love Quest|siendo incapaz de encontrar una pareja romántica]]; asi que, el libro le permitió a reencauzar su [[Chris and anger|ira]] hacia [[Jerkop|la gente que]] [[Manajerks|impedieron sus esfuerzos]], poniéndolos en el papel de villanos y a si mismo como un [[List of unheroic protagonist actions| héroe verdadero del modelo Campbell]] en su narrativa. Después de cumplir con su educación, Chris carecía de empleo por la mayoria de su vida como adulto, ganándose la vida por medio de [[Monthly tugboat|beneficios sociales del gobierno]] y las [[Patreon|donaciones]] de su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Verdadera y Leal Hinchada]].<br /> <br /> A finales del año [[2007]], se convirtió en [[Chris and the Internet|famoso del internet]] cuando se filtraron imágenes de él en [[The GAMe PLACe|una tienda de juegos de tablero]] a los foros de {{w|Something Awful}}. Tras su descubrimiento, se burlaron de Chris por su [[Chris and fashion|sentido de la moda poco común]] y [[Obesity|su exceso de peso]], y las imágenes de Chris se difundieron a lugares como [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] y [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], y durante el proceso de su propagación, muchos [[trolls]] vieron su cómic por la primera vez, propulsándolo a la fama instante. La fascinación inicial se debía a su [[Chris and art|obra artística infantil]], su distintivo [[Medallions|medallón de Sonichu]] casero que llevaba en público, y su historia de merodear en [[Attraction Locations|ubicaciones públicas]] mientras literalmente teniendo el la mano un [[Attraction Sign|letrero]] implorando que las mujeres le hablasen. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Su reacción frente a la burla]] resultó en un ciclo en el que [[Honest Content|Chris revelaba más información perturbante sobre si mismo]] y sus [[Chris and manipulation|trolls esforzándose más y más para descubrir más de la historia sobre este individual extraño.]]. Así, la vida de Chris empezó a descontrolarse más con la llegada de &quot;trolling&quot; organizado, [[Chris and...|analisis psicológico de salón]] por parte de espectadores desconcertados, y unas payasadas bizarras de verdad de Chris que siguen hasta hoy en día, que influyeron el desarrollo del cómic cuando tuviese ganas de actualizarlo. <br /> <br /> El periodo más notable de la actividad en línea de Chris tuvo lugar entre los años 2007 y 2010 – dicho periodo ha sido declarado [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|la &quot;Era Clásica&quot;]] por los Cristorianos modernos – en el que Chris se veía repetidamente engañado por troles fingiendo ser [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|novias potenciales]], y atacaba a su archienemigo [[Clyde Cash]], el líder del grupo más notable de troles durante la vida de Chris: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. En dicha época, [[Julie Reveals Herself|Chris fue engañado]] por [[BlueSpike|un joven sádico de 13 años]] para [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|meterle su medallón a su culo]], [[Liquid Chris|experimentó el robo de su identidad por una persona mucho más talentosa que él]], [[Asperchu|y padeció una parodia de ''Sonichu'' despiadada por un equipo de caricaturistas al propósito de tocarle los huevos]], entre otras desventuras. Sin embargo, con el tiempo decidió cerrar la sesión en el internet a finales de este periodo, al parecer dándose cuenta de lo inútil de su lucha contra los &quot;malditos troles sucios&quot;. A la hora de su inevitable vuelta al internet unos meses más tarde en 2011, él no era igual que antes. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris empezó a experimentar con el travestismo]], refiriéndose a si mismo como un &quot;Tomgirl&quot; (lo opuesto de una marimacha), antes de declararse [[transgender|transgénero]] a finales de 2014.<br /> <br /> A partir de esos incidentes, la actividad en el internet de Chris se mantuvo relativamente normal (según sus estandares), a pesar de su cambio de identidad de género, la muerte de su padre (que llevó directamente a la disolución de los Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|un caso de atropello con fuga]], [[2014 house fire|el accidente que causó un incendio que destruyó su casa]], y [[26 December 2014|un incidente en el que gaseó con Mace a un empleado de GameStop]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|motivado por el color de los brazos de Sonic]]. Se cambiaron las cosas cuando surgieron dos nuevos grupos de troles – los [[Idea Guys]] y el [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|quienes lo adoctrinaron]] con creencias más y más irreales (tales como la idea de que él y sus padres son [[Sonichu (species)|medio-Sonichu]] o [[Rosechu (species)|medio-Rosechu]]), y culminó con la [[Chris and reality|revelación por parte de Chris]] de que él era [[CPU Blue Heart|una diosa]] destinada para traer [[Dimensional Merge|la convergencia de las dimensiones]] entre [[Dimensions#C-197|el mundo de su cómic]] y el nuestro, efectivamente iniciando una secta apocalíptica centrado en lo que empezó con un tonto, autoindulgente mezcla de ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' y ''[[Pokémon]]''. Después, Chris utilizó dicha [[Messiah complex|creencia delusional]] como un intricado [[Chris and coping|mechanismo para lidiar]] mientras seguía con sus hábitos autodestructivos.<br /> <br /> A pesar de que dichos grupos de troles se vieron expulsado debido a los esfuerzos de los [[Guard Dogs]], quienes intentaron mantener a Chris alejado del sendero de la ruinación (y para que no se hiciese el ridículo más), Chris se dedicó a seguir creyendo esas creencias insaludables y bien absurdas. Mientras tanto, su [[Chris and health|salud física]] y [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental]] se marchitaban, y [[Financhu Crisis|las finanzas se convirtieron en un asunto grave para la casa Chandler]], además del problema de que a su madre no le restaba mucho tiempo con vida. Todos dichos problemas hicieron que Chris se andentraba más y más profundamente en el refugio de sus fantasias. Se empeoraron las cosas hasta el punto de que [[Spirit possession|Chris fingía estar bajo la posesión espiritual de varios personajes de ficción]] con regularidad, incluso con un periodo de &quot;posesión&quot; por Sonichu que duró un año, sirviendo como una manera para lidiar con no poder asistir a dos convenciones de [[BABSCon|''My Little Pony'']], canceladas a causa de la pandemia de [[COVID-19]].<br /> <br /> Se cruzó el punto de no retorno en [[2021]], después de que [[Incest Call|audio filtrado]] reveló que [[Affair with Mother|tuvo varios encuentros incestuosos con su madre]], lo que causó el forzado desalojo de él [[14 Branchland Court|de su casa]] y que le enviaron al [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|cárcel]], que fue el incidente más publicitado desde unos años. Durante ese tiempo, [[Jail Communications|correspondencia desde el cárcel]] ilustró que se profundizaba en sus fantasias aún más, creyéndose ser la reincarnación de Jesús Cristo. Se transfirió a Chris al [[Western State Hospital|manicomio]] por tres meses antes de que volviese al cárcel, hasta salir del cárcel en [[March 2023|Marzo de 2023]]. A partir de su liberación, se ha mantenido [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|de perfil bajo]], pero está fielmente aumentado su actividad en línea.<br /> <br /> Nunca antes ha sido una figura del internet tal como Chris-Chan, gracias a las circunstancias únicas que formaron su comportamiento peculiar y posteriormente llevándose a su prominencia en línea, y es posible que nunca habrá otra persona tal como él – él es verdaderamente único en su especie. Es la misión dedicada de [[CWCki|este mismo wiki]] registrar su vida en detalle absurdamente alto, y si quiere, lector, profundizar el agujero de conejo casi sin fondo con nosotros, debería empezar por leer esta página. Prepárese, ya que va a ser un viaje largo, y no hay fin en vista.<br /> <br /> ==Resumen==<br /> {{Protip|Después de identificarse públicamente como mujer trans desde a finales de 2014, la identidad de género de Chris ha sido cuestion de gran debate entre los Cristorianos y hay controversia dentro y fuera de la comunidad trans. Para mantener consistencia en cuanto a los expedientes que precedieron la transición, y para no causar confusión para nuestros lectores, el CWCki opta por utilizar los pronombres masculinos para describir a Chris, incluso en la época después de su transición. NOTA DEL TRADUCTOR: En cuanto a las cuotaciones, se ha traducido de acuerdo con el pronombre utilizado, o el pronombre que utilizaría el sujeto, durante el tiempo en qué lo dijo. Por ejemplo, cuando Chris refiere a si mismo después de identificarse como mujer, se traducirá con pronombres femininos. Lo igual si es de otra persona que utiliza pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris.<br /> <br /> Que sea consciente de que no son todos que aceptan dicha estrategia, con ciertas personas optando por usar exclusivamente los pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris a partir de su transición, y otras personas optando por usar pronombres neutros, o los pronombres de acuerdo con la identidad de Chris expresada en el tiempo de que se habla.<br /> <br /> El nombre legal de Chris ahora es Christine, pero el apodo de Chris es género neutral, y puede abreviarse así cada uno de los nombres que ha usado Chris en su vida. Chris lo ha aceptado como apodo, a pesar de oponerse a ello anteriormente postransición. A raíz de esto, el CWCki normalmente utiliza este nomber cuando se discute Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> En todo caso, Chris está legalmente registrado como mujer y ha empezado terapia de reemplazo hormonal, pero no se ha sometido a cirugia de reasignación sexual, y es probable que nunca lo hará debido a unos factores (entre otros, su estatus socioeconómico y historia criminal).}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Parece lo suficiente inteligente como para entender que no entiende, y eso es lo más duro de todo. |Un estudiante anónimo de la [[University of Virginia|Universidad de Virginia]] refleccionando sobre Chris .&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html &quot;glass house&quot;], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Una imagen infame que dibujó Chris en que disfruta de un refresco en dos maneras]]]]<br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris en [[July 2018|Julio de 2018]], posando con un fan vestido de Sonichu en [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris es un tímido, autístico, autodenominado [[Transgender|mujer trans]] de tendencias hacia la delusión, quien ha sido permitido – por sus padres, [[Barbara Chandler]] y el difunto [[Bob Chandler]] – vivir eternamente como un niño, acumulando [[toys|juguetes]] y [[video games|videojuegos]] en un solo [[room|cuarto]] en la [[14 Branchland Court|casa]] de sus padres. Aún en los cuarenta, Chris se queda tan cómodo en su existencia protegida que se niega a atenerse a las normas sociales. Ha regularmente mostrado dificultades en cuanto a demostrar [[Love Quest|comportamiento]] público [[Chris and the law|aceptable]], reconocer cuando tiene que [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|usar el baño]], y usar su tiempo para [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribuir]] [[Dimensional Merge|a]] [[Twitter|la sociedad]] de manera significativa alguna. Aunque el sistema de educación pública forzó a Chris que encare la [[reality|realidad]], graduarse le ha dado la licencia de quedarse dentro y evitar desempeñando las actividades típicas civiles, optando por quedarse en casa y subsistir con los dólares de los contribuyentes. Debido a su abstinencia del mundo exterior, Chris no ha mantenido ningún [[Chris's resume|empleo]] [[Wendy's|desde 2001]] (aparte de comisiones y esquemas de pirámide), y no ha pasado más de unos meses de empleo continuo en toda su vida. Es poco probable que Chris vaya a conseguir otro trabajo, gracias a Patreon, sus beneficios sociales (el llamado &quot;Tugboat&quot;, remolcador en español),&lt;s&gt; el mendigar&lt;/s&gt; donaciones generosas, y el hecho de que ha dicho directamente que su autismo le prohibe conseguir un trabajo (a pesar de que haya muchos servicios sociales disponible para ayudar a gente con descapacidades para encontrar empleo). Chris ha tenido asombrosamente pocas relaciones significativas, aunque ha logrado cultivar amistades con gente cuyos intereses en la cultura nerd y LGBT coinciden con los suyos.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris está totalmente obsesionado con su personaje original y el cómic asociado, al punto de que ha elaborado a mano varios [[medallions|medallones]] en forma de Sonichu. Entre Febrero de [[2004]] y [[March 2010|Marzo de 2010]], pocas eran las veces en que se vió o se tomó una foto de Chris sin que tuviese puesto uno de esos tótems, incluso en la [[:Image:License.jpg|foto de su licencia de conductor]] y durante la ceremonia de graduación de [[college|la escuela profesional]] ; se desapareció el medallón por un tanto, pero volvió en [[September 2010|Septiembre de 2010]]. A la misma vez, estaba totalmente convencido de que todo el mundo quería aprender sobre Sonichu, y que la única razón por la cual [[Nintendo]], Sega, y [[Sony]] no le han acercado con ofertas para hacer videojuegos oficiales de ''Sonichu'' es que o son negociadores duros, o que los troles trabajan para ellos, y arruinan la posibilidad de realizar un juego. Por un rato, Chris operaba una tienda de eBay donde elaboraba y vendía sus medallones de Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, y incluso ofrecía opciones para hacer personajes personalizados. Se los vendían por $30 cada uno. Después de que salió levemente exitosa su tienda de eBay, se mudó a Etsy, pero su pereza se apoderó de él y perdió la tienda a partir de nueve meses de operación, debido a no cumplir órdenes.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|Una herramienta útil para pronosticar sucesos en la Christoria.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|Un gráfico aproximado que muestra la correlación entre conocimiento sobre Chris y la lástima que uno siente por él.]]<br /> <br /> Chris solía odiar a los [[homos|hombres homosexuales]], y lo comunicaba con tanta intensidad que los espectadores fácilmente sacaban la idea de que él simplemente tenía miedo de convertirse gay. No puede aguantar mirar al [[pickle|pene]] de otro hombre, y se fijaba la mirada en un [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|un póster de ''Sailor Moon'']] para mantenerse heterosexual.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus palabras no siempre coinciden con sus acciones; a lo largo de su historia temprana en el internet, aparentaba estar profundamente inseguro en relación a su género y sexualidad. Aun anteriormente a su transición, Chris ha [[Semen#Recycling|tragado su propio semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|llevado un sostén]], y solo refrenaba su [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendencia a trasvestirse orgullosamente]] porque su madre de edad avanzada se oponía a ello intensamente. Aunque esos hechos no indican la homosexualidad sin duda, si cuestionan la validez del juicio de Chris con respecto a su propia orientación sexual. Sorprendentemente, sin embargo, su homofobia parecía tener poco base en sus creencias religiosas, como no se había dado cuenta del verso Levítico 18:22, que condena la homosexualidad, hasta oirlo en un episodio de ''[[Family Guy|Padre de Familia]]'' en 2009.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; Su homofobia no se extendía a las lesbianas, quienes Chris considera excitante sexualmente. Con el tiempo, Chris abandonó su homofobia, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|pidiendo perdón en 2015]] y apoya lo que llama el espectro de [[SLGBTQ]]. En [[2018]], Los [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed|adoctrinaron]] a Chris para que se identifiquese como bisexual, aunque es probable que esto igualmente fuese Chris conformándose con su sexualidad tanto como el resultado de manipulación.<br /> <br /> Su vida de adulto se ha definido mayormente por su meta de hacer de ''Sonichu'' una franquicia exitosa para encontrar éxito financiero (o, al menos, controlar su [[debt|deuda]]), su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Novia]] para obtener una &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|sin-novio]], de 18-[''su edad actual''] años, cariñosa, [[tobacky|no fumadora]], no-[[alcohol]]ica mujer [[Chris and race|blanca]] &quot; para convertir en su &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|cariño desde cero]],&quot; y, empezando en 2011, se enfocó en lo de su identidad como [[tomgirl]] y más tarde una mujer trans lesbiana. Luego, Chris desarrolló un [[Messiah complex|complejo de Mesías]], creyéndose ser [[Chris and religion|la reincarnación de Jesus Cristo]] destinado a facilitar una [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]] entre la ficción y la realidad.<br /> <br /> En breve, la historia de Chris parece una condenada a [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|no tener un final feliz]], con su vida sirviendo como advertencia sobre la época del Internet. Es un cuento de [[Borb|mala crianza de los hijos]], [[Chris and socialization|el aislamiento social]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|la candidez]], [[Chris and his ego|el narcisismo]], [[Chris and work|la pereza]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|la hipocresía]], [[Chris and sex|desviación sexual]], y lo más importante, un cuento sobre todo el mundo presenciando en tiempo real la lenta, dolorosa degradación de otro ser humano.<br /> <br /> ==Pseudónimos==<br /> {{quote|Llámame por el nombre que [[Chris and religion|Dios]] [[Christopher's name change|y el oso]] [[Chris and English|me ha dado]] por toda mi vida. El nombre actual completo de Christian Weston Chandler, mi primer nombre siendo Christopher y mi apodo español siendo Ricardo. Pero, al fin y al cabo, que tan solo me llame Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris demandando algo de]] [[Liquid Chris|su impostor]], años antes de su cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Selfie de Chris, vestido en [[The Classic|su camisa clásica]] y [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|el medallón de Sonichu]], alrededor de 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|&quot;¡Mirad mis obras, os poderosos, y desesperad!&quot;}}]]<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Autorretrato de Chris como personaje de cómic, dibujado a mano.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler tiene una variedad de nombres que lo ha dado a si mismo. Nació con el nombre Christopher Weston Chandler, pero [[Christopher's name change|lo cambió]] a &quot;Christian&quot; según como le llamó el &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|operador del oso animatrónico en el centro comercial]]&quot; que oyó mal su nombre, lo que interpretó como un señal de Dios. A mediados de la primera década de los 2000, Chris adoptó el apodo &quot;Chris-Chan,&quot; un juego de palabras involucrando su apellido y el {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|sufijo honorífico japonés ''-chan''}}, que, según Wikipedia, &quot;se usa para referirse a niños jóvenes, amigos íntimos, infantes, abuelos y, a veces, adolescentes femininas.&quot; Chris aprendió de este honorífico por medio de series de [[anime]] como ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' y ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. El nombre &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; suele escribirse erróneamente sin el guion como &quot;Chris Chan,&quot; como si Chris se hubiese llamado como {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Extrañamente]], antes de su transición Chris refería a si mismo por su nombre entero, o si tenía ganas de aumentar la formalidad utilizaba &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; Se siente [[Chris and his ego|peculiarmente orgulloso]] de sus inciales &quot;CWC,&quot; y muchas veces las incorpora a sus obras y varios juegos de palabras centrado en la palabra &quot;quick&quot; (&quot;rápido&quot;, irónicamente, ya que...bueno, no lo es). Ejemplos incluyen [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] y [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Poco después de declararse una lesbiana [[transgender|transgénero]], Chris empezó a introducirse como &quot;Christine.&quot; En Mayo de 2016, él exitosamente entabló un cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine Weston Chandler.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Luego entabló para cambiar el sexo indicado en su licencia de conducir para identificarle como mujer.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; Ahora firma su nombre con corazonitos dibujados sobre la letra &quot;i&quot;. Sus documentos legales se refieren a él como Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; menos las demandas cíviles, en las que no ha actualizado su información con el demandante.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|Este wiki]], sin embargo, lo llamamos Chris en el interés de consistencia.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris empezó a identificarse por el nombre Christine a finales de 2014 antes del cambio legal de nombre en 2016.]]<br /> <br /> En sus clases de [[Spanish|español]] en la preparatoria su apodo era &quot;Ricardo,&quot; y mucho tiempo después seguía traduciendo su nombre a &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; cuando escribía o hablaba en español, más probable a raíz de no darse cuenta de que uno no normalmente cambia su nombre con otro totalmente distinto al hablar otro idioma. A veces, llegaba a tal punto que se proclamaba &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Chandler&quot;, o alguna variedad del mismo, para identificarse precisamente. Recientemente, Chris ha dejado de decir su segundo nombre, nombres anteriores, y su apodo español en sus videos; ahora solamente empieza con &quot;Christine Chandler.&quot; (Chris nunca ha inventado una versión femenina del apodo &quot;Ricardo&quot;, o cualquier nombre de carácter español para reemplazarlo.)<br /> <br /> De vez en cuando, Chris utilizaba los nombres de sus personajes para referirse a sí mismo, más notablemente su gemelo maligno, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], y por supuesto, Sonichu. En los cómics, Chris tiene la habilidad para transformarse en un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo eléctrico]], llamado [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. Mientras Chris se volvía más inestable en 2017 y cayó bajo la influencia de los [[Idea Guys]]' en 2018, él se fusionaba aún más en sus invenciones fantásticas al punto de que añadió &quot;Sonichu&quot; al fin de su nombre (aunque no se reconoce como un cambio de nombre legal, a diferencia de los cambios a &quot;Christian&quot; o &quot;Christine&quot; en los años pasados), para reconciliarse con la creencia que es medio-Sonichu en la vida real, según muchas instancias de adoctrinamiento. Otros nombres que él usa actualmente incluyen [[CPU Blue Heart]] (CPU Corazón Azúl) y [[Night Star]] (Estrella Nocturna), sus personajes autoinserciones para las franquicias ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' y ''[[My Little Pony]]'', respectivamente. En las circunstancias en que quiere presentarse de manera particularmente ostentosa, puede que adjunte sus varios alter egos a su nombre, tal y como decía sus nombres anteriores en el pasado.<br /> <br /> Muy pocos son los nombres que se usan para referirse a Chris que no eran invenciones suyas. Uno de los más notables es &quot;Chrissy,&quot; popularizado por [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] por casualidad irónica, mientras éste se burlaba de Chris mediante hacer femenino su nombre, que ahora parece haber pronosticado su interés en el travestismo y más tarde volverse trans. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], que se derivó del canal IBAChandler de Chris en [[YouTube]] , se popularizó por [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|causándole a Chris mucha angustia]]. Menos notable, hay el apodo &quot;Solid Chris,&quot; utilizado por unos para distinguir a Chris de Liquid según la tradiciòn [[Metal Gear|de cierto serie de videojuegos]]. Ciertos &quot;A-Logs&quot;&lt;ref&gt;Personas que expresan odio excesivo hacia Chris, hasta el punto de que se vuelven objetos de burla.&lt;/ref&gt; se han referido a Chris como &quot;el agente de sátan en la tierra.&quot; Usuarios de [[Kiwi Farms]] han creado el término &quot;Chris Clásico&quot; para referirse a Chris antes de que muriese Bob y/o antes la saga de [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl]], usando &quot;Chris Moderno&quot; para indicar el Chris de hoy y sus payasadas.<br /> <br /> ==La era fundacional==<br /> ===Niñez y adolescencia===<br /> {{quote|Las palabras de despedida más importantes con las cuales puedo dejarles – pues, son que siempre recuerden esto. Si muestras a la gente dónde hay [[Kick the Autistic|tus puntos débiles]], luego [[Trolls|la gente]] sabrán como [[Chris and anger|llegar a tus nervios]]. Si jamás se los muestras, nunca sabrán.|Maestra de Chris, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], dando a Chris un consejo de alto valor, que, desdichadamente, nunca tomó en serio.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|El desarrollo (o deterioro, dependiente de punto de vista) de Chris-chan... en forma {{w|Pogs|pog}} (si, son pogs caseros). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Christopher Weston Chandler nació el 24 de febrero de 1982 en el {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital|Hóstital de Martha Jefferson}} en [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].&lt;ref name=&quot;WikiProfile&quot;&gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus padres, [[Borb|Robert y Bárbara]], trabajaron como ingeniero para Western Electric (luego General Electric) y oficinista para Virginia Power, respectivamente. Aunque se desconoce mucho de sus primeros años, los [[Autism papers|papeles de autismo]] revelan que sus habilidades lingüisticas eran deficientes, lo que fue el primer señal de su [[autism|autismo]]. A pesar de esto, Chris sostiene que dijo su primera palabra, &quot;monkey&quot; (mono), cuando apenas tenía seis semanas de vida,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; y sigue orgulloso de esto aun en su madurez, no obstante cuan obviamente poco probable y físicamente imposible que sea cierto – los centros lingüísticos del cerebro humano literalmente no pueden procesar idioma a las seis semanas, tampoco pueden las cuerdas vocales infantiles realizar los sonidos necesarios.<br /> <br /> Una [[abusive babysitter|niñera abusiva]], quien estaba sola con Chris diaramente por años,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; supuestamente encerró a Chris en su edad temprana en un cuarto con juguetes despues de apagar todas las luces, un evento que Chris caracteriza como muy traumático para él.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Parece que Chris no se nota la ironía de que haya regularmente encerrado a si mismo en un cuarto, rodeado de juguetes, por mucho de su vida de adulto.) Anteriormente identificó al encierro este como la fuente de su autismo (lo cual es una ilusión por su parte, cuando se considera que el autismo es un trastorno genético no causado por trauma external). Entre los 1 y 7 años de edad, no habló Chris ni una vez, y tuvo que aprovecharse de terapia de habla en [[James Madison University|la universidad de James Madison]], donde conoció a su primer amigo macho, [[Joshua Martinez]]. Recibió el diagnóstico del trastorno de espectro autista de alto funcionamiento, con el doctor pronosticando (al menos, según que dice Chris) que nunca asistía a la escuela secundaria, ni siquiera ser capaz de escribir su propio nombre.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; No obstante, Chris logró cumplir con estas metas cognitivas en su tiempo.<br /> <br /> Durante los [[1980s|años 80]], Christopher era amiguitos con [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], uno de sus primeros amigos. En una de las anécdotas que ha escrito de ella (de las cuales hay pocas), Chris indicó que Sarah le persuadió a él de que {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost|Casper el fantasma amigable}} vivía en el sótano de poca altura de la casa de ella. Cuando Chris se metió allí para verlo, Sarah lo encerró alli &lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; en una muestra asombrosa de su amistad, lo cual empezó su historiada carrera de ser troleado. Aparentemente, él no le alberga ningún rencor sobre lo sucedido (probablemente a raíz de que es una mujer bella – si un [[JERKS|tipo]] o una [[Mary Lee Walsh|mujer fea]] le hiciese algo así, Chris [[Death threats|juraría vengarse]]).<br /> <br /> Chris pasó el año escolar de [[1990s|1990-1991]] en el cuarto grado en [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|la escuela primaria de Nathanael Greene]], hasta que sus padres le sacaron de sus clases a causa de una disputa misteriosa. Chris sostiene que fue sujetado a la fuerza por la facultad de la escuela, quienes grabaron sus gritos,&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; y que le obligaron a sentarse en el regazo del [[Bruce Johnson|director]], una experiencia que supuestamente provocó su homofobia. Más tarde, Chris proclamó que el abuso por parte de la facultad fue la experiencia más traumática de su vida. Es posible que su versión de dichos eventos se deba más a las actitudes de sus padres que lo que realmente recuerda. La controversia se llevó a la corte, con la demanda del Condado Greene siendo eviarle a Chris a una &quot;escuela especial,&quot; lo cual Bob y Bárbara probablemente interpretaron significar un loquero. Le educaron a Chris en casa por todo el quinto grado pendiente el resultado del caso legal. Durante este periodo de educación en el hogar, el oso animatrónico [[Leonard Bearstein]] oyó mal el nombre de Christopher y le dijo &quot;Christian,&quot; lo cual inexplicablemente le convinció a Chris que cambiese su nombre legalmente. Al haberse agotado la familia a todos los recursos legales, Chris y su padre se trasladaron a la ciudad de [[Richmond]] para que Chris puediese seguir con su educación en otro sistema escolar, empezando con el sexto grado en [[Providence Middle School|la escuela media de Providence]].&lt;ref&gt;En los EE.UU, la educación obligatorio mayormente consiste en tres clases de escuela. La primaria, que se llama &quot;Elementary School&quot; del kínder hasta el quinto o sexto grado, &quot;Middle School&quot; (Escuela Media) que incluye el sexto hasta el octavo grado, y luego la secundaria, que tiene el noveno hasta el duodécimo grado. Para no confundir las cosas, se utiliza la frase &quot;escuela media&quot; para diferenciar del colegio PVCC&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; Ha descrito su estancia alli como agradable, pero le abusaron muchas veces sus compañeros de clase. Su maestra, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], le ayudó para desarrollar habilidades sociales y lidiar con el acoso de sus compañeros de clase, y más tarde en su vida le declaró la persona más influyente de toda su vida.<br /> <br /> A los once años, Chris entró en y ganó [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes|la lotería Ver y Ganar de Sonic el erizo]]. En su duodécimo cumpleaños, le regalaron $1000 para hacer compras en la tienda de juguetes KB Toys. La cobertura de la cadena WVIR-TV del evento se enfocó en su estado de ser autista, presentando su triunfo como logro respetable, debido a su condición mental. Chris subió una grabación del mismo telediario en [[YouTube]] bien antes de que le conociese la pública general, y sigue siendo la evidencia más concreta de que él no es un trol elaborado. Este incidente se ha frecuentemente citado como el inicio de la tendencia de Chris a utilizar su autismo para obtener la ventaja de tratamiento especial, tanto como su fascinación con juegetes y videojuegos a costa de actividades más maduras. Se ha llevado también a que Chris se entra constantemente en concursos con la esperanza de ganar algo grande(o, si no, [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|volverse enfadado y beligerante con los ganadores]] cuando pierda).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|De infante, era particularmente feo.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|3 años de edad, de verdad un niño adorable.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Con un prototipo [[Sonichu Balls|bola de Sonichu]] en la mano.<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Empieza la preferencia de Chris a las camisetas de payaso]], junto a su infame &quot;ciervo ante los faros&quot; [[Creepy stare|mirada pasmada]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Más de Christian de niño<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, el aguatero del equipo de baloncesto. [[Semen|¡Que no beba nada de uno de sus vasos!]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Aunque sea dificil creerlo, no se ha retocado la foto a la perfección.]]<br /> <br /> Chris pasó mucho de su tiempo en [[Manchester High School|la secundaria]] jugando videojuegos en casa, leyendo novelas de ''[[Goosebumps]]'', y pasando tiempo con sus &quot;[[gal pal|amigas muchachita]]s&quot; y &quot;[[Joseph Herring|amigo]]&quot; en la escuela (aunque resulta que la mayoría de sus amistades fueron concertadas). Era en esta época que se dió para aprovechar de sus &quot;habilidades creativas&quot;, con invenciones como [[Bionic the Hedgehog|Bionic el Erizo]] y Sonichu, el último siendo producto de proyecto para clase simplemente porque su maestro le prohibió usar [[Chris and copyright|personajes protegidos por derechos de autor]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; (La ironía de que solucionase el problema por mezclar dos personajes protegidos por derechos de autor en un nuevo personaje no se le ocurre, hasta el día de hoy.) Después de realizar su ''obra maestra'' de Sonichu, Chris empezó incorporando sus [[OCs|personajes originales]] a todo lo que pudiese, aunque su pasión por su personaje no realmente surgió hasta sus años de colegio.<br /> <br /> Chris proclama que estaba presente en la [[honor roll|lista de mejores alumnos]], y durante esta época consiguió la fuente verdadera de sus póderes, su [[Amnyfest Ring|Anillo &quot;Amnitista&quot;]]. Chris se puso desanimado y salió furiosamente lloarando durante la ceremonia [[Manchester High School#Graduation|de graduación de la secundaria]] debido a que se dió el premio de arte a otra persona. Sinceramente creía que lo merecía más que cualquier otra persona ya que había puesto &quot;tanto esfuerzo&quot; en ello a pesar de su autismo, olvidándose de la probablidad de que los logros artísticos de sus colegas fuesen simplmente mejores. Otra razón por la tristeza fue la revelación horripilante de que tuviese que madurarse y portarse como un adulto, una etapa de la vida por la cual sus padres no le habían preparado.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, apunte de la graduación 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidentemente, no hubo base para este miedo.<br /> <br /> Desde graduarse de la secundaria y asi dejar atrás los años más felices de su vida, Chris se ha mostrado falta de voluntad y capacidad como para avanzar en cualquier otro aspecto de la vida, y desgraciadamente aparenta haber retrocedido en muchas áreas claves mientras avance en edad. Se queda atrapado en una[[Time Void|estasis de tiempo]] del año [[2000]] , como cree que cualquier cosa que hiciese en aquella época fue lo que le ayudó para atraer compañeras. El hecho de que sus amiguitas de secundaria hayan seguido adelante y se hayan casado con hombres adultos de verdad con carreras le concierne ni un poco. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris todavía añora los &quot;días mejores&quot;]] a pesar de que sus creencias hipotéticamente le dejan en un lugar mucho mejor de lo que ocupaba en la secundaria. Como es de imaginar, esto es totalmente porque las cosas no se mejoraron mucho para Chris despues de graduarse.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |La premiada obra artística de Chris<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Esto merece un premio.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|No es espeluznante.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Interpretación de Chris de un Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relajándose. Ni siquiera un poco asustador.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris indica a esto ser su &quot;cara de cuero.&quot; Al parecer, nunca ha mirado ''La masacre de Texas''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|Este plato ayuda perder peso – solo falta mirarlo y vomitará.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|Se pone esto en la puerta para desanimar a ladrones potenciales.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Crónicas de adulto===<br /> {{Quote|Debe quedarse en la escula, aprender tanto que mucho. Y probar antes de elogiar o despreciar. ¡Nunca fumar! ¡Nunca beber! Nunca preocuparse de lo que piense los demás cuando hace cosas... Nunca temer acercarse a los de su género opuesto. ¡Y MÁS IMPORTANTE! FAVOR DE... QUEDARSE HETEROSEXUAL. Les dejo con esas palabras, como he compartido con ustedes en este, mi 25º cumpleaños, el 24 de febrero 2007. Me llamo &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian Weston Chandler. Que tengan una vida larga, y sigan brillándose, en su propia manera única. La guerra nunca es la solución; la paz es. Nunca pelear. Las felicitaciones les darán fuzzy-wuzzies. La guerra le dará prickly-wicklies... Muchísimas gracias, y tengan un excelente día.|Extratos del [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|MENSAJE AL FUTURO de Christian Weston Chandler]], grabado brevemente antes su descubrimiento por el Internet.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|Una de las imágenes promocionales para la [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de amor]].]]<br /> <br /> La entrada de Chris en [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|el Colegio Comunitario de Piedmont Virginia]] probablemente apaciguó su incapacidad para lidiar con la vida después de la secundaria. Cursó [[CADD|Diseño asistido por computadora ]] y empezó trabajando en ''Sonichu'', lanzando un [[Sonichu's News Dash|boletín]], circulándolo por el campus. Con el tiempo, se le perdía el contacto con sus amiguitas de la secundaria, y presumiblemente encontró que el entorno colegial estaban menos del humor para acomodarle y sus idiosincrasias. Por sus propias declaraciones, su vida social faltaba en comparación con sus años en la secundaria.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], página 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris dice que decidió que necisita una [[sweetheart|novia]] el febrero de [[2003]]. Posiblemente impulado por el descubrimiento de que su amiga vieja [[Sarah Hammer]] había empezado saliendo con [[Wes Iseli]], Chris empezó su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Amor]] en serio el mismo verano. Sin embargo, descubrió rápidamente que cada mujer con quien hablaba tuvo novio (o así se lo dijeron). Chris pronto se puso neurótico ante el &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|Infinitamente-Alto Factor-de-Novios]]&quot; y confeccionó y utilizando varios métodos raros para atraer a las mujeres sin que tuviese que realmente acercarse a o hablar con ellas.<br /> <br /> La técnica más elogiada de Chris consistió en sentarse en un sitio (o caminarse de un lado a otro) por horas, con un letrero en la mano que decía &quot;Soy un Hombre Soltero De (edad actual de Chris)-Años, en búsqueda de una Compañera Soltera entre los 18-(edad actual de Chris)-Años.&quot; Extraordinariamente, dicha estrategia logró nada más alla de meterlo en problemas con varias [[jerkops|figuras]] [[manajerks|de autoridad]] que sacaron la idea de que estaba vagueando y/o solicitando el sexo, lo cual fue legalmente cierto. A Chris se le afectaron especialmente una serie de enfrentamientos con la decana de [[PVCC]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]] sobre sus técnicas de atracción, que resultó en una contienda mortal continua y completamente unilateral, lo cual conllevó [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|maldiciones mágicas]] y [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|difamación]]. A partir de una serie de enfrentamientos que incluyó comportamiento cada vez más extraño y amenazante por parte de Chris, Walsh lo expulsó de la escuela por un año en [[2004]]. Finalmente volvió, de todos modos, y obtuvo un título de asociado en Mayo de [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|Puede oler su miedo...]]<br /> <br /> Después del colegio y cumplir con su educación, Chris se alejó sin demora a la sociedad, esforzándose para encontrar una chica sin-novio, dibujando ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating|masturbándose]], y aprovechándose de sus [[monthly tugboat|monedas del gobierno]] para comprar videojuegos y [[sex toys|juguetes sexuales]]. Nunca realizaba ningunos esfuerzos en serio para buscar carrera alguna desde la graduación en adelante, a pesar de haber obtenido un título con el cual puedier haber conseguido un trabajo bien remunerado (y poco exigente) que le habría brindado muchas más oportunidades que quedarse en casa jugando sus videojuegos.<br /> <br /> En el año [[2005]], Chris conoció por primera vez a [[Megan Schroeder]] en una [[The GAMe PLACe|tienda local de juegos tableros y cartas colecionables]]. Siendo paria social también, Megan resultó poco usual en que era dispuesta a hablar con Chris por más de cinco minutos. Los dos se convirtieron en amigos, aunque Megan proclamó haber padecido una separación dura recientemente y rechazó contemplar el interés romántico obvio de Chris hacia ella. Chris, al parecer basando su actitud en haber estudiado a las mujeres a través del [[anime]] y la pornografía, creyó que la manera clave para cambiar los sentimientos platónicos de Megan para que fuese románticos fue hacerle a ella avances inapropriados hacia ella hasta que ella tuvo que decirle que dejase de tocarla (una situación que se empeoró hasta el punto de que [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan lo igualó con el acoso sexual]]).<br /> <br /> En el verano de [[2007]], Chris decidió jugarselo todo por entrar en el [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|Concurso de ''PaRappa the Rapper'']] para que puediese ganar premios y un viaje para dos a Seattle, Washington, lo que formó la parte clave de su plan para finalmente a conquistar a Megan. El concurso culminó en un desastre para Chris, ya que perdió al indeseable [[Adam Stackhouse]] y subsecuentemente aprendió que Megan no se habría ido con él en el viaje aunque si hubiese ganado.<br /> <br /> Fue durante la Búsqueda de Amor que Chris se vió animado para lanzar ''Sonichu'', una serie de cómics que incluía su pokemón erizo eléctrico. Aparentemente, tenía intención de que la serie se enfocase en la vida y tiempos de su personaje increíblemente original, per a mediados de la primera edición halfway, el enfoque de la historia se cambió para ser Chris y sus desaventuras románticas innumerables. Poco sabía Chris, sin embargo, que iba a cambiar su vida de manera permanente como resultado de haber escrito y dibujado su obra maestra.<br /> <br /> ==La era clásica==<br /> {{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Has desperdiciado tu vida. Has desperdiciado tu vida y aún crees que eres lo suficiente aceptable como para salir con cualquier persona, incluso conmigo? Digo, tú eres un jodido irresoluto, ya no eres no lo suficiente aceptable para la sociedad misma. Tú- No creo que jámas vayas a lograr cualquier cosa, no puedes esforzarte para conseguir lo que quieres... Voy a tener una vida feliz y voy a vivir mi vida y, sabes, tú vas a seguir haciendo lo de siempre cinco años más allá de hoy, si no estés muerto.|[[Kacey]], acertadamente pronosticando cuan paralizada será la vida de Chris después de su [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|separación de él]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en el año [[2008]]. [[Blanca Weiss]] le engañó para que se pusiese la ropa interior de su madre.]]<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|¡¡¡DE PUTA MADRE!!!]]<br /> <br /> El don poco usual de Chris (y, por don, nos referimos a la patología) se descubrió cuando alguien subió una foto anónima de Sonichu a [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. Sólo costó una búsqueda rápida por Google del nombre de Chris para averiguar la identidad del autor. También fue descubierto el 26 de octubre de 2007 por el sitio SomethingAwful, cuando se desvió un hilo no relacionado con Chris porque un usuario escribió su relato personal de Chris. Un hilo sobre Chris y Sonichu se creó el próximo día.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; La existencia miserable de Chris también se inundó [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|la Enciclopedia Dramática]] en noviembre de 2007. Su vida no ha sido igual desde entonces, y bastante soprendente, Chris mismo asume parte de la culpa por la situación.<br /> <br /> Al darse cuenta del artículo &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; en la Enciclopedia Dramática (de aquí en adelante, ED), Chris subió un solo video [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|a YouTube]] tratando de manera diplomática convencer al sitio que se quitase la página. Al fallarse el esfuerzo, pasó unos varios meses [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizando]] el artículo con la vana esperanza de agobiar sus enemigos. Sus esfuerzos resultaron catastróficamente contraproducentes, como Chris, para demostrar que fue tan espeluznante como sus [[trolls]], reveló un montón de información avergonzante, más notablemente [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|un retrato de él metiéndole dedo a Megan]] lo cual arruinó su relación más importante en aquel entonces, y, a la misma vez, les dió a los troles la justificación como para seguir con la guerra contra Chris. Al llegar la primavera de [[2008]], se expulsó a Chris de [[The Game Place|su sitio favorito]] (temporalmente, pero se hizo permanente la prohibición en 2008) y de [[Grace Baptist Church|la iglesia de sus padres]] por razones al menos parcialmente relacionadas a la información disponible en su artículo de ED.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|¡Buenos días,]], [[The Hook Cafe|damas]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris en [[2010]].]]<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris en [[2009]], grabando [[April 16 Fetish Vids|videos fetichistas]] para [[Ivy]].]]<br /> <br /> En agosto de 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declaró]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|la guerra]] contra ED en una serie de videos, amenazando retener la publicación of del venidero [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] a menos que su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Hincada Leal y Verdadera]] se reuniesen para obligarle a ED a quitar el artículo de &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. Cuando ED sufrió interrupciones no relacionadas a la misma cruzada, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|se puso la medalla Sonichu de la victoria]], irónicamente garantizando que seguía estar en el punto de mira de sus troles en los años venideros. Esto empezó un ciclo interminable en que Chris producía [[videos]], cómics, y esquemas alocados para contraatacar a sus troles, lo cual, por turno, les animarían a los troles a que lo provocase para ver sus respuestas graciosísimas [[Honest Content|en que revelaba más información sobre él mismo]].<br /> <br /> El ciclo brevement se interrumpió en el otoño de 2008 cuando Chris envió varios [[medallions|medallones]] a su [[Blanca Weiss|novia falsa de Internet]], que de inmediato los destruyó y luego terminó la relación. Esta pena emocional y el lanzamiento de ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' redució a su redimiento de videos y otras fuentes de &quot;lulz&quot;. A la misma vez, la Enciclopedia Dramática empezó a tomar medidas estrictas contra los troles que usaban la págica de Chris como un foro para discutirlo, y por lo general, las opiniones se divergían en cuanto a si era gracioso o [[A-Logging|detestable y agotador]] continuar acosándolo. El cisma resultante llevó a la fundación de varios sitios (tales como [[CWCki|este mismo]] singularmente devotado a documentar su vida), lo que sólo ha expandido la cobertura Chris y sus travesuras.<br /> <br /> A finales de 2008, los troles controlaron muchos de los aspectos de la vida de Chris, haciéndose pasar por [[fans]], compañeras románticas, enemigos caricaturescos, y socios potenciales en los negocios. El ego y la [[naïve|ingenuidad]] de Chris le hizo fácilmente recibir con los brazos abiertos a este nuevo mundo feliz en el cual todas las mujeres querían cogerlo, todos los hombre trataban a ayudarlo para vender sus productos de ''Sonichu'' o robar la franquicia para realizar sus propias metas nefarias, y que los troles eran una minoridad ruidosa mientras Chris perseguía la fama y la fortuna. Los troles empezaron a denotar los eventos grandes de su vida como las &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; tales como la Saga de [[Miyamoto]], la Saga de [[Julie]], la Saga de[[Ivy]], la Saga de Chris Líquido, y la Saga de ''[[Asperchu]]''. Todo este tiempo, los editores y administradores trabajando para Encyclopedia Dramatica y el CWCki mantenían registros constantes de estos sucesos, asegurando que Chris no pudiese seguir con su tratamiento revisionista y memoria selectiva en cuanto a la historia suya.<br /> <br /> Siguiente a su fracasado intento para cortejar [[The Wallflower|una mujer verdadera]] en marzo de [[2010]], Chris se dió cuenta de lo que cualquier otra persona se habría dado cuenta hace muy antes: que su presencia en el red y el ciclo tóxico de exponer algo sobre si mismo, acabarse explotado o burlado por los troles, y reaccionar mal a dichos troles tenía un impacto nocivo a su salud mental y su vida social, y cada nuevo video exacerbó el problema. Dicha revelación pareció haberle hecho reducir su presencia en linea y dejar de ponerse sus medallones de Sonichu y las [[clown shirt|camisetas de payaso]]. Por un tiempo, parecía que Chris había aprendido de sus experiencias y se esforzaba para mejorar su vida.<br /> <br /> En [[November 2010|noviembre de 2010]], cerca del tiempo de que otra saga romántica involucrando [[Jackie|otra mujer falsa]] fracasó, Chris anunció su intención para dejar de socializar en línea ademas de publicar videos de si mismo. Subsecuentemente, todos los videos, menos el último, se borraron de su canal de YouTube. Al principio, parecía que Chris realizaba un cambio positivo de su estilo de vida, pero desgraciadamente se descubrió rápidamente que sus actividades en el Internet ya no se había cesado por completo desde el anuncio de su retiro de los redes sociales. En vez de invertir sus horas en actividades fructíferas o mejorar sus habilidades sociales , Chris desperdició mucho más tiempo jugando videojuegos y haciendo lo que hacía cuando si interactuaba con los troles. De manera previsible, se olvidó de cualquier cosa que habría aprendido de sus experiencias de [[Kick the Autistic|ser el felpudo más pisado del Internet]], y subsecuentement volvió a grabar videos empezando en [[August 2011|agosto de 2011]]... Aunque hubo un gran cambio en cuanto a como él se había presentado en línea antes.<br /> <br /> ==Era del trasvestismo==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|¡En Serio He Estado [[Chris and English|PUBICAMENTE]] INVISIBLE por AÑOS! Los MALDITOS Troleando-Estupidos me han manipulado; manchado mi una vez buen nombre a través del más peor barro, fango, y fluidos corporales; me han violado de manera emocional y mental continuamente; me han hecho la reputación más peor imaginable en el Internet, Y relataron ESTA a la VIDA FUERA DE LÍNEA mediante los chismes, rumores, y presidencialmente grandes Jodidos Campañas!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris descargándose en Facebook]] después de que años de ser troleado le hicieron su daño.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en [[2011]] en una de las primeras [[Tomgirl Pictures|fotos de Tomgirl]]. Ésta también se tomó alrededor de la muerte de su padre.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris en el año [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> Quizás el cambio más dramático en la vida de Chris fue su aceptación abierta y entustiástica del trasvestismo y la feminidad en general. En [[2011]], Chris se reveló haberse convertido en un verdadero travesti (o &quot;[[tomgirl]],&quot; como se lo dice) y totalmente aceptó esta nueva identidad tanto en el hogar como en público. Pareció haberse reconciliado este comportamiento con su homofobia extrema, transfobia, y presunta heterosexualidad sin dificultades ningunas. Aunque se consideró no más que otra saga, este comportamiento parece profundamente arraigado en él y se volvió más extremo a finales de 2014 y los años siguientes. Como anteriormente se ha dicho, Chris iba a lentemente rechazar sus actitudes homofóbicas y contra LGBT con el tiempo.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en el año [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> En el [[September 2011|septiembre de 2011]], se murió el padre de Chris a causa de fallo cardíaco. Chris continúa a vivir con su madre, quien, en conjunto de sus [[tugboat|beneficios sociales]], es su única fuente de ingresos. Ya que su madre está en sus ochenta, se puede razonablemente presumir que a ella le resta poco tiempo en este mundo, especialmente cuando se considera su deterioro de salud mental y física.<br /> <br /> A partir de la muerte de Bob, Chris generalmente cesó sus interacciones con los troles, al parecer no capaz de recuperar fácilmente de la tristeza como antes. En lugar de esto, Chris cayó en una depresión grave, sin duda exacerbada por luego perder su casa a causa de un incendio, y las siguientes dificultades financieras. Como secuela de la tragedia familiar, muchos troles empezaron a cuestionar si Chris merecía o, de verdad, era capaz de lidiar con ser troleao más, dado que ya no era el [[Chris and anger|belicoso]], egocéntrico hombre niño vesitdo en [[Chris and fashion|camisetas de rayas estúpidas]] que el mundo había llegado a conocer y adorar. Al parecer de muchos, fue obvio que los días felices en los que Chris gritaba frente a la cámara como un loco y actuando como un animal del circo para los trolls que le ofreciesen [[china]] se habían acabado, y muchos siguieron adelante. Así, la época dorada de Chris-Chan se acabó.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris en [[2014]], mostrando su [[hair|pelo]] largo, lacio, y fino que sinceramente ralea.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en [[2015]], haciendo cosplay de [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br /> <br /> No obstante, los Chandler sobrevivientes todavía lograron ser imanes para drama en su propio vecindario. En [[October 2011|octubre de 2011]], se [[28 October 2011|arrestaron]] a Chris y Bárbara en la tienda [[The GAMe PLACe]] y les dieron muchos cargos, incluyendo asalto, y negarse a parar en un accidente cuyo costo fue más de $1,000 en daños después de un enfrentamiento con [[Michael Snyder]], dueño del negocio mencionado. (Chris había presumido que la nueva gerencia significó que Synder ya no trabajase allí, lo cual le ofreció la oportunidad para volver a visitar la tienda. Cuando se dió cuenta de que no era así, los Chandler lo atropelló con su coche.) Los cargos de invasión de propiedad privada y asalto en la contra de Chris se retiraron, pero los dos aun encararon juicios de delito grave a causa del cargo de negarse a parar, y del cargo de asalto de agente policial contra Bárbara. La parte mayor del dinero que Bob les dejó se utilizó para pagar sus costos legales.<br /> <br /> Mientras esperaba el juicio, Chris se preocupaba por la posibilidad de morirse virgen si estuviese encarcelado, así que buscó maneras como para tener al mínimo un solo encuentro sexual antes de lo peor sucediese. [[April 2012|El abril de 2012]], Chris declaró que finalmente [[Mia Hamm|dejó de ser virgen]]. Se ha confirmado la historia como verdadera... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|y se realizó mediante contratar una prostituta]]. Chris incumplió el aspecto de encontrar &quot;amor verdadero&quot; en su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Amor]] y saltó directamente al punto, lo cual pareció haberle hecho satisfecho a corto plazo pero no ha hecho gran diferencia en su vida en otro modo. Además de este incidente, 2012 careció de muchas novedades, probablemente porque Chris tenía problemas [[Chris and the law|legales]] y pasó mucho menos tiempo en línea que antes.<br /> <br /> El año [[2013]] vió la presencia en línea de Chris más o menos limitado a desahogarse en [[Facebook]] y [[Twitter]], además de hacerse un paria para gente en la vida real a través de sus hechos. Empezó a echarles la culpa a los demás a la cara por sus propios defectos, lo cual resultó en su retiro de su iglesia, siendo atacado verbalmente por una actriz de voz de [[My Little Pony|uno de sus programas favoritos]], molestando los pocos amigos que le quedaban con su homofobia y siendo prohibido a entrar un [[Walmart]] a causa de cometer vandalismo descarado. Se ha quejado también del &quot;estés&quot; haciéndole daño con respecto a su salud ([[Chris and health|esto, al menos, es evidente]]) y anhelaba sin parar no sentirse &quot;solito.&quot; Incluso las &quot;amiguitas&quot; de la secundaria de las cuales Chris hablaban con cariño le acabaron tracionando – aprendió cerca del Halloween de 2013 que ellas sólo lo toleraba por lástima por él y, al descubrir sus travesuras, se sintieron tan disgustado por ellos como cualquier otra persona sensata sentiría. Por supuesto, las muchas miserias que lamentaba Chris en esta época fueron Chris pagando caro su comportamiento en el pasado, algo de que Chris claramente no se dió cuenta.<br /> <br /> El año 2013 también vió la llegada de no pocos caballeros blancos (incluso amigos de verdad que conoció en la vida real) quienes todos le ofrecieron consejos constructivos a Chris, aunque sus consejos fuesen información poca grata y, por ende totalmente ignorado, como dicta la tradición. Este año de su vida pareció caracterizado mayormente por su falta el respeto a mucha gente, cosas y ideas que le rodeaban, acabando en su exilio y soledad que tontamente (pero como es predecible) no vió como relacionado con su comportamiento asqueroso. <br /> <br /> A principios del año [[2014]], parecía que iba a ser nada más que lo de siempre. Eso es, hasta el 10 de [[January 2014|enero]] cuando un alargador exendiéndose desde el baño hasta una cafetera en el pasillo – lo cual fue colocado así debido a el estado de la casa con la acumulación compulsiva de Bárbara, y se hizo deshilachado debido al cierre constante de la puerta. El alargador acabó soltando chispas, lo cual [[2014 house fire|provocó un incendio]].&lt;ref&gt;[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]&lt;/ref&gt; Aunque no hubo daño grave a ningún humano, uno de los [[Chandler cats|gatos Chandler]] se murió en el incendio. Los daños resultantes les forzaron a Chris y su madre a temporalmente [[Rental House|trasladarse y arruinar otra casa]]. Algunas de las pertencias de los Chanlder acabaron destruidas por el incendio, incluida la mayoría de la colección enorme de grabaciones de Bob.<br /> <br /> Chris y su madre se toparon con [[Financhu Crisis|dificultades]] [[Chris and money|agudas]] [[Debt|financieras]] como resultado del incendio además de sus problemas financieros preexistentes, y Chris pasó la mayoría del año pidiendo limosna o tomando órdenes de arte en su cuenta de Facebook, y vendiendo autógrafos en eBay ([[Trolls|y es bien claro quienes fueron sus clientes]]). A pesar de la gravedad de los problemas financieros de los Chandler, Chris decidió desperdiciar literalmente miles de dólares comprando [[Lego|juguetes para niños]] en vez de esforzarse para resolver sus deudas. Naturalmente, su &quot;obra arística&quot; y fotos sólo son de valor para sus [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], quienes compraron dichos artículos para que Chris mantuviese hogar alguno.<br /> <br /> El julio del mismo año, Chris se vió engañado una vez más por una compañera (entre comillas) nueva del nombre [[Catherine]] después de conocerle por medio de [[OKCupid]]. Se reunieron en Ruckersville y ella sigilosamente grabó las conversaciones. La relación duró hasta a finales del año mismo, y por todo este proceso, se descubrió que Chris [[Un-clit|se había perforado a su perineo]], además de la filtración de otros medios conectados a la vida de Chris mientras Catherine y sus cómplices destaparon más detalles de su vida contemporánea y mentalidad.<br /> <br /> [[Transgender|Chris empezó a identificarse como lesbiano]] y [[August 2014|agosto de 2014]], y negó que no haya tal cosa como un hombre lesbiano (citando a Yahoo! Answers como prueba). Mientras se ablandaron su actitud hacia los hombres heterosexuales (aunque fuese con ''mucha'' reticencia), también indicó que odiaba su propio [[duck|órgano sexual]], además de su odio preexistente hacia los pepinillos en general. Chris también comenzó a asistir a unos eventos LGBTQ en Charlottesville, incluso asistió a una fiesta de Halloween en un bar gay vestido de una lesbiana de los años 70. En tales eventos, él obviamente se mezclaba con gente infinitamente más abierta y amable que él mismo. Naturalmente, sólo fue una cuestión de tiempo antes de que Chris hiciese un compromiso más serio para cambiarse su estilo de vida cuando oficialmente empeciese su transición.<br /> <br /> ==La era transgénera==<br /> <br /> {{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|El golpe emocional futuro... Yo? Seriamente una mujer? Es mucho que procesar. Pero, como me acuerdo del pasado, me acuerdo durante la secundaria, mis costumbres y naturaleza se reconocían como más femeninos. Y en comparación con mis experiencias de lo masculino, encuentro que no realmente prefiero las cosas salvajes. Y, al mirar profundamente en mi corazón y alma, [[Chris and gender|yo encuentro que me siento más mujer que el hombre como el cual nací.]] Y mientras me abra a este [[Chris and English|plausible]]... Me siento más en paz conmigo mismo. [[Chris and his ego|Yo me quiero.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|¡Soy mujer! ¡Rugido!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|El equivalente de Chris novelado]] explicando su filosofia antes volverse [[transgender|transgénero]] en [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris en [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> A principios del diciembre de 2014, Chris informó a la gente más cercana de él para que comenzasen refiriéndose a él usando los pronombres femeninos, indicando su deseo para cambiar del trasvestismo a ser transgénero. Esta era empezó dramáticamente cuando, en diciembre, Chris [[26 December 2014|violó su prohibición y asaltó un empleado durante una visita]] a [[GameStop]] en el día después de la navidad. Él asaltó al gerente asistente, quien llamaba vigilancia, por lanzarle Mace; mostrando, otra vez, que Chris ya no había aprendido nada su errores, si él los considera errores en primer lugar. Aparte de este incidente, Chris subsecuentemente causó otra controversia en Walmart, por si acaso se sintiese lástima alguna por él al verse engañado por otra novia falsa. Al final, Chris acabó pasando una noche en la jaula, y siguiente un procesamiento legal largo, salió con una multa de $541 fine y una sentencia sospendida de seis meses.<br /> <br /> Más generalmente, el año 2015 vió a Chris ablandando su odio tradicional hacia hombres y homosexuales (mientras sostenía [[Sonic Boom Protests|cruzada ridícula contra Sega sobre la coloración de cierto erizo animado]] y dramatizó sus experiencias con los troles), y finalmente desarrolló lo suficiente conciencia de si mismo para intentar a entenderse a si mismo. Indicó en multiples publicaciones en Facebook que todavía intentaba evaluar su propia sexualidad y identidad sexual; por mucho tiempo, vacilaba entre querer quedarse travesti y convertirse en una mujer.<br /> <br /> Chris cantó las secuelas de unos de sus lanzamientos más populares en 2016:<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris en 2017, poniéndose su [[unicorn cosplay|cosplay de unicornio]] en el evento [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> Además de todo esto, a Bárbara le demandaron dos bancos, debido a falta de pago de unos $20,000 en deudas, lo cual empezó la [[Financhu Crisis|Crisis Financhuera]], en la cual ambos ella y Chris pedían limosnas como pendejos, mientras se podía ver montones de cosas vendibles detrás de ellos. Se suspendió [[Business|la Saga de negocios]] cuando [[Chris and business|le expulsaron a Chris de Etsy debido a no enviar órdenes]]. Continuaba a evitar cualquier responsibilidad por su incapacidad para colgar su mando de [[PS4]] por suficiente tiempo como para elaborar sus obras infantiles, en vez de esto elegiendo culpar a [[Lulu]] por ser &quot;[[Homos|la lata que me mordió el culo fuerte]] y mató mi ritmo creativo.&quot;<br /> <br /> Su complejo de Edipo alcanzó a nuevos niveles inquietantes cuando abiertamente proclamó que él [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|ha soñado con cogerle a su madre]]. Además, hizo multiples amenazas de muerte hacia las figuras políticas [[Donald Trump]] y Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris con el Teen Troon Squad en [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> En [[2017]], la Crisis Financhuera siguió ser gran fuente de estrés para los Chandler. Chris ofreció muestras de la colección de estampillas de su padre difunto, el [[Sonic Totem|el tótem de Sonic]] y [[The Classic|la Clásica]] de venta para poder comprar más juguetes, un [[$400 gold necklace|collar dorado que costó $400]] para Bárbara, y las muy costosas expensas para sus [[Stamps#Raffle|premios de rifa]]. Él y Bárbara seguían mendigando. Uno de sus amigos del club de pokemon en la tienda [[The End Games]] se puso preocupado y le dió consejos buenos sobre como solicitar empleo mediante el programa DARS de Virginia, y según el estilo de Chris, en vez de seguirlo, hizo una diatriba furiosa. Más tarde en el año, se le demandó por falta de pago para una deuda debido a Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> En marzo del mismo año, Chris descubrió a Twitter otra vez. Sus tuits frecuentes a actrices de voz llevó a la Saga [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] – en que le reprendieron a Chris por llamarle [[darling|cariño]], pero él se obstinó en ello y fue bloqueado por ella – además por una actriz de voz para ''My Little Pony'' [[Tabitha St. Germain]], debido a la tendencia de Chris para constantemente etiquetarle a ella y los [[weens]] que siempre rodean cualquier asunto de Chris. Hizo las cuentas falsas de [[NightStar2891]] para defender su caso y [[TwiSparLicious]] para evitar su explusión, lo cual fracasó.<br /> <br /> Se juntó brevemente al foro [[Kiwi Farms]] bajo el nombre LegendaryChristorian y tuvo una sesion de preguntas y respuestas.<br /> <br /> Un punto alto para su vida social fue asistir a [[BronyCon]], en que disfrutó de la atención de sus [[fans]]. También asistió a eventos LGBTQ tales como [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (en que le entrevistaron las noticias), [[Cville Pride]] (en que las noticias le tomaron fotos de él en una multitud), y [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumió la saga de [[Business|Negocios]] a mediados del año por volverse al trabajo para publicar el [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] cómic que había abandonado en 2015, y ofreció páginas de ello en su [[Patreon]]. También, otra vez, ofreció libros a la venta, autopublicado por [[Lulu]], fue remunerado para hacer una entrevista con [[Merryweathery]] y [[CopperCab]], y se juntó con [[Redbubble]]. Después de ocho años de espera, finalmente concluyó #11, y siguió adelante para dibujar #12, lo cual se completó después de unos meses. Empezó trabajando en [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] y [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], pero se le desvió la atención. Sus esuferzos en Patreon también empezaron a languidecer cerca de octubre, cuando los patrones se quejaron de que no les hubiese enviado los libros pedidos.<br /> <br /> Otra saga de &quot;Compañera&quot; tuvo lugar en el otoño. [[Jessica Quinn]], caballero blanco duradero, de golpe se convirtió en un troll, fingiendo haberse enamorado de Chris. Ella terminó la relación dos veces, la primera vez Chris lloró en cámara para que se reconciliasen, y la última vez, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|se puso furioso contra los troles que creía ser los responables]]. Recuperó rápidamente después de ahogar sus penas en una heladería.<br /> <br /> ==La era de diosa==<br /> <br /> {{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Yo, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], he intentado y mantenido y seguido adelante hasta aquel día en la nueva versión [[COVID-19|Libre-de-Pandemia]] de ésta, la Línea Temporal Omega – porque me voy a retroceder en el tiempo con este cuerpo, después de volver a [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – para finalmente devolver este cuerpo a mamá en la Línea Temporal Nueva en [[BABSCon]]. Os digo todo, tan sobrepoderoso como soy – en mi propio cuerpo del cual era acostumbrado y todo – Yo, Sonichu, no puedo realizar el trabajo de mamá tanto de bueno como ella, nuestra original Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, de [[Dimensions#1218|Tierra 1218]] y C-197, lo puede. [[Chris and work|Este trabajo]], [[Obesity|su cuerpo]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|su cerebro]], [[Chris and reality|sus sobrepoderes y habilidades a nivel de diosa]]; [[PsychicPowers|son todos literalmente hechos y diseñados personalizados para ella]]... [[Messiah complex|Todo elogio, oraciones, y poder a nuestra Diosa de 1218 y C-197: ¡Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|fingiendo estar bajo la posesión de Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|hablando locuras totales]], mientras habla de la [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|Una minifigura personalizada de LEGO]] representando su [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br /> <br /> Después de [[Heart level|romperse el corazón]] otra vez, Chris cayó bajo la influencia de otros troles, los [[Idea Guys|Idea Guys]], quienes hicieron el papel de sus [[imaginary friends|amigos imaginarios]] y le convinció a Chris de que estuviese proporcionandole información desde la dimension de [[CWCville]], lo cual Chris creyó sin demora por haber validado su mundo de fantasia; a lo largo del camino, un segundo Idea Guy se juntó con el primero. Juntos, se aprovecharon de su influencia sobre las creencias de Chris para [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|adoctrinarlo para que creyera varias cosas de si mismo]], tal como la idea de que era [[bisexual]] y medio-Sonichu, lo cual finalmente culminó en el desarrollo de un [[Messiah complex|Complejo de Mesías]] por parte de Chris, derivado de [[Dimensions|sus propias delusiones en cuanto la realidad]] y la historia de ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris en 2020, justo antes de [[Goochland Library Sermon|presentar un sermón]] sobre la supuestamente inminente [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]].]]<br /> <br /> Cuando se aprendió que los Idea Guys le extorsionaban a Chris, quien ya encaraba dificultades financieras, [[The Captain|El Capitán]] y [[Marvin]] intervinieron en la situación, expulsándoles a los Idea Guys de la vida de Chris poco a poco por el paso de los meses siguientes, no obstante, Chris retuvo la mayoría del adoctrinamiento de los Idea Guys. El Capitán, Marvin, y [[Null]] – un grupo llamado los [[Guard Dogs|Perros Guardianes]] (&quot;Guard Dogs&quot;, en inglés) por los espectadores de Kiwi Farms – intentaron protegerle a Chris de cualquier siguiente actor malo por revisar sus mensajes, sin embargo, el[[Teen Troon Squad]] logró evitarlos por medio de reunirse con Chris en la vida real. Los Perros Guardianes les acusaron de haber desempeñado el papel del amigo imaginario de Chris, [[Magi-Chan]], y Chris se adentró más profundamente en el mundo de la fantasia bajo su influencia propiciadora, aunque dejaron de contactarse con Chris cuando vieron lo que había pasado con los Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> Chris repetidamente condenaba a los Idea Guys por haberle explotado económicamente, pero ya se había hecho el daño a su psique: Chris se convenció de la fantasia de que era una diosa como un nuevo mechanismo para lidiar, y su ya tenue entendimiento de la realidad tocó fondo. Sus nuevas creencias le llevaron a buscar un cambio de imagen al estilo hippie mejor de acuerdo con sus presuntos [[PsychicPowers|póderes psíquicos]], y se adentró aún más profundamente en sus fantasias, por lo general negándose interactuar con gente que no las acomodase. Con el tiempo, Chris incluso se volvió en contra de Null, gracias a la influencia de otros troles – primero entre todos, [[Jacob Sockness]], quien deseaba explotarle a Chris de manera sexual. Los Perros Guardianes se dieron cuenta de que no hubo ninguna manera de ayudarle a Chris si se negase a cumplir con sus consejos, y se disolvieron, pero un nuevo grupo, conocido como [[Watchmen|Los Centinelas]] (quienes [[Enablers|propiciaron unas de las fantasias de Chris]] por razones del pragmatismo), buscaba asegurar de que Chris no más se hiciese el ridículo ni se arriesgase, exitósamente alejándole de Sockness antes de que éste pudiese hacerle daño alguno a Chris.<br /> <br /> Durante todo lo sucedido, las creencias de Chris con respeto a la Convergencia Dimensional no se han vacilado. Cuando no llegó en la fecha profetizada del {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018|18 de noviembre 2018}}, Chris hizo lo que hacen todos las sectas apocalípticas y fanáticos religiosos hacen cuando el Apocalipsis no viene: lo pospuso varias veces. Para empeorar las cosas, hubo la llegada de [[COVID-19]], lo cual Chris interpretó como un señal del progreso de la Convergencia Dimensional, al lado de todos los otros sucesos locos que acontecieron en el año 2020. Para Chris, las cosas se empeoraron de verdad cuando se canceló a [[BABSCon]], y empezó con un esquema elaborado para lidiar por [[Spirit possession|hacer el papel de Sonichu en la vida real]] hasta que pudiese asistir a convenciones de ''[[My Little Pony]]'' de nuevo. Chris pasó casi once meses fingiendo ser su [[OCs|personaje original]], con muy pocas interrupciones, hasta volverse a si mismo otra vez el 25 de febrero 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|gracias a la intervención de un propiciador]], para personalmente oponerse a las noticias sobre el reinicio de quinta generación de ''[[My Little Pony]]''.<br /> <br /> Durante aquel tiempo, la apariencia de Chris visiblemente se envejeció de manera significativa, con el pelo poniéndose canoso. También pareció haberse perdido algo de peso, no por mejores a su dieta o dejar la vida tan sedente, sino una pérdida de masa muscular. Se debe más probablemente a los efectos secundarios de las hormonas que se aplicaba para tratar su disforia de género, junto con el detrioro de su salud física debido a sus decisiones no aconsejables en la vida. En conjunto con sus problemas de salud preexistentes, también ha comenzado [[Chris and drugs|tomar alcohol en exceso y incluso fumar marijuana de vez en cuando]], los cuales no le harían ningunos favores a su supuestamente &quot;sobrepoderoso&quot; cuerpo de diosa. En comparación con [[Megan Schroeder]], quien tiene cuatro años menos que él y actualmente se parece muy cerca a la imagen de ella que uno ve en las fotos con Chris hace trece años, Chris ahora asemeja como si podría pasar por el tío o tía de Megan. Además, Chris seguía bajo la influencia de propiciadores tales como [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], y [[Praetor]], el último de ellos siendo un grupo que quiere aprovecharse de su infame para la ganacia financiera. Los [[Watchmen|Centinelas]], un grupo propiciador/de caballeros blancos, se separó a causa de conflictos internos entre sus miembros.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==La era de la ruina==<br /> {{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Aqui teneís, chat: ¡la [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]] está pasando ahora puta mismo! ¡Chris, nuestro tío Chris, bravo! ¡Bravo, joven de valor! Supongo que se puede decir que, um, que [[Chris and sex#Incest|realmente, realmente él se corrió en casa propia]]. Y en caso de que no esté jodidamente obvio, [[Jail Saga|Chris se va a la cárcel]]. Entonces verás como salga todo eso. ¡Buena suerte, Chris! [[It's UGH!|Que no se te escape el jabón]], amigo. El mundo en que vivía era pura fantasia, pero [[Chris and reality|la realidad]]... La realidad es [[Affair with Mother|un hijo de puta]].|un ultrafalso de Mister Metokur, hecho justo antes de que Chris pasase dos años de encarcelamiento y procesamiento legal.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Arrestaron a Chris en un motel]], grabado por otro lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan &quot;The Gunt&quot; Ralph]].]]<br /> <br /> [[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris en 2021 después de caerse detenido, [[Naïve|ingenuamente]] anticipando una estacia breve en la jaula. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|&quot;¡Pues, ella siquiera haría daño a una mosca!&quot;}}]]<br /> <br /> Después de casi una década lenta de deterioro en casi todos los aspectos de la vida de Chris a partir de la muerte de Bob, no parecía muy brillante su futuro. Al llegar el año 2021, Chris había mayormente reducido sus actividades en línea a la publicación de hilos largos en [[Twitter]] que consistían en divagaciones pseudofilosóficas de acuerdo con su mentalidad de Retro Hippie de la Nueva Era, las cuales rayaban en ser incomprehensibles o [[Enablers|esotéricas]]. A la misma vez, la deuda de la familia Chandler fielmente aumentaba, en mayor parte radicado en los hábitos pobres de Bárbara y su hijo en cuanto al manejo de las finanzas. Por un tanto, se especulaba que, en el evento extremadamente probable que Chris sobreviviese, la situación de Chris se empeoraría sin tener quien mantenerlo consciente de la realidad, junto con la posibilidad aumentada de que podría volverse sin hogar si lo desalojesen de su casa actual. Es casi de más decir que Chris era prácticamente incapaz de conseguir empleo en cualquier carrera después de años de haber revelado cada detalle de su pasado al Internet, y nunca se había esforzado en serio para solicitar empleo desde su intento para conquistar a [[Kacey]], con su historia laboral consistiendo en solamente un periodo breve de empleo para [[Wendy's|restaurantes de comida rápida]] y involucrarse en un [[Cutco|esquema de pirámide]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris en [[2022]], a partir de volverse a [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|La Cárcel Regional de Virginia Central]]. Esto es como afectan nueve meses de encarcelamiento a [[Chris and sex#Incest|quien chinga a su madre]].]]<br /> <br /> De todos modos, hubo un periodo fugaz en el que pareció más optimista el futuro de Chris. Chris exitosamente se reconcilió con [[Null]], quien le ayudó a Chris para organizar un viaje para que Chris pudiese asistir a [[Everfree Northwest]], una convención de ''[[My Little Pony]]'', a condición de que [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris cumpliese con sus comisiones a cambio de las donaciones]]. Null creía que esto era un esfuerzo digno para averiguar si Chris era capaz de sustentarse como adulto a través del trabajo autónomo, particularmente antes de que Bárbara muriese. De verdad, Chris logró cumplir con sus obligaciones, esforzándose mucho más en cuanto al rendimiento en comparación con los meses anteriores de poco rendimiento, mientras aparentaba sacar satisfacción notable de su propio trabajo, además de convertirlo en una carrera más estable que no. Todo parecía relativamente normal para Chris en términos del statu quo de su vida después de los Idea Guys, y unos seguidores anticipaban la posibilidad de que Chris, ahora enfadado sobre MLP G5, hiciese algo divertido en la convención venidera como preparaba para el viaje, tal como hizo en las sagas de antes. También Chris les informó a Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], multiples miembros de [[The Knights of CWC|Los Caballeros Andantes de CWC]], y [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] que llevaba una relación romántica con una mujer madura, dándoles a todos ellos varias pistas sobre la identidad de la mujer.<br /> <br /> Lo que próximamente pasó trastornó a todo el mundo y cambió el mundo de Chris mismo y la comunidad de gente que le sigue para siempre. Chris no iba, de hecho, asisitir a Everfree Northwest. Lo que es más, no iba a asistir a ninguna otra convención, como el punto de no retorno se había pasado, después de años de infamia en línea.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris pasó tiempo en custodia protectora durante su estancia en la cárcel.]] (A diferencia de la representación ésta, obviamente Bárbara no fue para visitarle a Chris ya que tuvo un orden de alejamiento contra Chris.)]]<br /> <br /> Durante la noche del 27 de julio 2021, Chris inicializó una videollamada con Bella. Se jactaba ante ella de[[Affair with Mother|haber cometido actos sexuales con su propia madre]] – un delito grave – a lo largo de unas semanas. Bella hizo [[Incest Call|una grabación parcial de la llamada]] cuando Chris empezó a hablar en más detalles de lo que había hecho. También le envió a ella[[Incest Texts|mensajes de texto con más detalles]]. Bella compartió los archivos con sus amigos, y se circularon y se filtraron públicamente el 30 de julio.<br /> <br /> Mientras se bromeaba mucho de la posibilidad de que cometa incesto antes, pocos lo pensaban capaz de actuar en esos impulsos y aprovecharse de una anciana (y quizás senil) mujer. Al estallarse estos detalles, nada sería igual que antes: Las [[Jerkops|autoridades]] los separaron a Chris y Bárbara, y Chris tuvo que dejar su único hogar según un orden de protección vigente por una semana, le prohibieron la entrada a la convención que esperaba, y su cuenta de [[Patreon]] – una de sus pocas fuentes para ingresos – se quitó del sitio. Null se lavó las manos de Chris para siempre, no sólo por haber averiguado la autenticidad de la llamada filtrada, sino también cuando se dió cuenta de que Chris efectivamente le robó $750 de Bárbara para [[Toys|financiar su estancia en el hotel]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris en [[2023]], a finales de su tiempo en la cárcel. Nótese bien [[Obesity|la pérdida de peso]] en comparación con la primera foto de prontuario y el ánimo mejorado de Chris en comparación con la segunda.]]<br /> <br /> Se [[Jail Saga#Arrest|detuvo]] a Chris el 1 [[August 2021|de agosto 2021]], un evento que fue transmitido en vivo por [[Post-Merge Era|multiples orbitadores]]. La revelación del incesto y el drama concomitante dieron como resultado que mucha gentre previamente asociada con Chris terminase sus relaciones con él – tales como [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], y [[Fiona]]. Otras personas seguían con interactuarse con Chris, como [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], y [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Los alegatos contra Chris de este periodo hicieron que Chris fuese entre las tendencias más notables en muchos redes sociales, llevando a que muchos internautas de menos destreza o descubriesen a Chris por primera vez o a que lo redescubriesen después de de años de haberse Chris desvanecido en el olvido. La reacción másiva en los redes sociales ante las noticias llevó a que varias cadenas le cubriesen a Chris – entre los presentadores más notables, hubo un segmento dedicado a lo de Chris en el programa ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'' de Fox News, el programa más popular en toda la cadena en aquel entonces, lo cual les expuso Chris a millones de jubilado baby boomers derechistas.<br /> <br /> Chris pasó los muchos meses siguientes en la [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|Cárcel Regional de Virginia Central]] a partir de acabarse arrestado por los sheriffs del Condado Henrico, esperando una audiencia judicial fijado por el 28 [[July 2022|de julio 2022]], después de tres continuaciones. Mientras esperaba la fecha en la cárcel, [[Messiah complex|las delusiones de la divinidad]] que había albergado se descontrolaron por entero, como empezó a creerse la reincarnación de {{w|Jesus|Jesús de Nazaret}}, además de creer que la [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]] procedía completamente según su plan. Durante este tiempo, Chris mantenía contacto con el mundo exterior por medio de montones de [[Jail Communications|comunicaciones desde la cárcel]] en que discutía varios temas, desde las condiciones en que estaba la cárcel, [[Chris and religion|su interés renovado en la Santa Biblia]] y intentos de unos [[Weening|weens]] para convertirle a Islam por medio de leer el Corán. Aquellas cartas y llamadas tambien revelaron que le mantuvieron en custodia protectora para asegurar su seguridad propia.<br /> <br /> A principios de [[March 2022|marzo 2022]], se aprendió que se le transfirió a Chris de la cárcel para quedarse en el manicomio [[Western State Hospital]]. Durante su estancia allí, Chris se vió aislado del mundo exterior; a lo mejor, nunca se sepa lo que ocurrió allí. Volvió a la [[CVRJ|cárcel propia]] el [[May 2022|3 de mayo 2022]], con una nueva foto prontuaria tomada al llegarse, mostrando que Chris había perdido una cantidad sustancial de su peso y pareció mucho más delgado que antes. Desgraciadamente, las correspondencias siguientes por correo indicaron que su estancia fuera de la cárcel no le obligó que encarese la realidad, como optó por obstinarse con respeto a sus fantasias.<br /> <br /> El 28 de [[July 2022|julio 2022]], justo un solo día antes el aniversario de que se filtrase la infame llamada sobre el incesto, Chris finalmente tuvo su audiencia después de tres retrasos. En la misma audiencia, se determinó que el caso iba presentarse frente a un gran jurado a raíz de al mínimo un cargo del delito grave de incesto. Sin embargo, el abogado de Chris entabló una petición para adjudicación diferida a base de su descapacidad mental. Después de [[CWCki|interés]] [[Kiwi Farms|excesivo]] [[Orbiter Wave|en línea]] sobre el caso, el abogado de Chris logró convencerle a la Corte a que se mantuviese sellada el caso el 11 [[August 2022| de agosto 2022]], con estipulaciones de &quot;dispensar del derecho de la imputación formal&quot; y &quot;orden de transporte&quot; añadido al archivo de su caso. El significado de esas maniobras legals todavía se desconoce.<br /> <br /> ==La era de la Seguna Venida==<br /> {{main|2023|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Second Coming}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|TENID CUIDADO DE TODOS LOS [[Weening|ODIADORES]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|PECADORES]], Y [[Trolls#The Miscreants|LOS DEMONÍACOS MÁS OSCUROS]], COMO SOY YO [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], la [[CPU Blue Heart|Diosa Blue Heart]], y [[Chris and his ego|su señora y diosa]]. Y TRAIGO, PERSONALMENTE, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|LA SEGUNDA VENIDA]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|&quot;Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime&quot;]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Libre de puta madre.]]<br /> <br /> La [[Jail Saga|Saga de la cárcel]] pareció haberse cabido muy adecuadamente como el culmino de la historia de Chris antes de que desvaneciese a la obscuridad, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|convenientemente coincidando con el presagio de Chris de que toda su línea temporal se desviese en caos]], y [[Abusive babysitter|enmarcando su historia con un periodo en que tuvo que sentarse solo en un cuarto oscuro todo el día]] – pero esta vez detrás de una celda a cell en vez de [[Chris's room|un cuarto lleno de juguetes]]. Seguro que, [[Saga|a partir de 14 años de desventuras]], pareció justo que Chris pasase la mayoría de su vida restante encarcelado. En el caso de que se le pusiese en libertad, encontraría a toda su vida absolutamente arruinada, y él destinado para quedarse fuera de línea, aun quizás indigente y sin hogar, hasta [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|el día en que se muera]].<br /> <br /> ¿Pero hace falta cada historia buena una secuela, cierto? <br /> <br /> A partir de pasar dos años en la cárcel, se puso el Internet en estado de shock cuando se descubrió que Chris fue liberado de golpe el 27 de [[March 2023|marzo 2023]]. VineLink inicialmente informó que Chris consiguió una fianza&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; antes de actualizar su informe para relatar que lo liberaron por orden de la corte.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris evitó con éxito otra ronda del juego [[Kick the Autistic|Patea el autista]] gracias a su abogado [[David Heilberg]], llevando a que Chris cupiese bien a su reputación de ser de teflón por evitar incluso un cargo de un crimen sexual.<br /> <br /> Se mudó Chris para Gateway Homes, un hogar para gente despacitada, quizás como parte de las condiciones impuestas por la corte.&lt;ref&gt;[[Medallion Moulding Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; Mantuvo silencio por todo el mes de [[April 2023|abril 2023]]. En los meses siguientes a [[May 2023|mayo 2023]], se empezaron varias [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|observaciones de Chris en el área del Condado Chesterfield en Virginia]] haciendo actividades aleatorias, tales como hacer las compras y jugar juegos de cartas. En una observaciones, se vió a Chris con un nuevo [[Medallions#Mark V|Medallón de Sonichu]], menguando a cierta esperanza de que Chris hubiese mejorado. Cualquier esperanza restante desapareció cuando Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|firmó un recibo]] con &quot;[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]].&quot;<br /> <br /> En [[June 2023|Junio de 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] y un S.R.L compraron una propiedad en [[Big Island]], VA, y en algún punto, Chris se mudó para la misma casa. A lo large del mes entero de [[August 2023|agosto 2023]], después de que se resolvió su caso de incesto como &quot;Resuelto, Orden Pendiente,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris empezó [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rápidamente volviéndose más activo en lugares aleatorios del Internet]], progresivamente logrando varias metas nuevas, y recibiendo una sorprendentement acogedora [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|bienvenida de nuevo]] llena de [[Enablers|propiciadores]]/[[White-Knighting|Caballeros Blancos]].<br /> <br /> El 23 de Agosto 2023, Chris hizo sus primeras [[DeviantART#Post-jail|publicaciones en los redes sociales depués del encarcelamiento]] en DeviantART como subió [[Mass debating|en masa]] obras previamente no vistas, hechas durante su periodo de inactividad, nuevos desarrollos en los [[Sonichu (comic)|cómics de Sonichu]], y tarjetas de [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] personalizadas<br /> <br /> Sólo dos días después, se retiró totalmente el cargo de incesto contra Chris, oficialmente librando a Chris del proceso legal.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Mientras a cierta gente le cayó mal que [[28 October 2011|otra]] [[26 December 2014|vez]] Chris salió con lo suyo sin consecuencias serias y se sintió decepcionada por el sistema de justicia, otra gente miraba con anticipación a lo próximo de Chris. Se vió a Chris en el área de [[14 Branchland Court]], y no fue claro si o no Bárbara estuviese presente a la hora de su visita. Se observó la casa [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|vacía]] unos días más tarde.<br /> <br /> Al 16 de octubre 2023, Chris realizó su vuelta total al Internet por subir un video raro de si mismo cantando dos parodias de canciones del álbum &quot;Pokémon 2.B.A. Master&quot; frente a un fondo verde green con clips de Chris bailando superpuestos en el video. Es muy probable que Praetor editase el video. El día siguiente, Chris subió otro video “Setting the record straight” (Dejando las cosas claras), relatando su versión de la historia en la cual rechazó haber tenido sexo con Bárbara, que inventó la historia para trolear a Isabella Loretta Janke, equivocadamente proclama que se lo encontró inocente (se retiró el cargo de incesto; nunca fue absuelto por un jurado), desvagó sobre sus nuevas delusiones de ser la reincarnación de Jesús Cristo, y reveló la identidad de la mujer misteriosa que le había acompañado en los últimos meses, la introdujo con el nombre de [[Flutter]]. <br /> <br /> En las semanas siguientes, Chris se transmitía en vivo mientras los weens le enviaban donaciones y mensajes de texto llenos de memes caducos, sólo para tocarle los huevos. Ironicamente, ha permitido que Chris ganase hasta más de $600 cada transmisión de los mismísimos weens que intentaron tocarle los huevos. [[Honest Content|Sorprendentemente]], Chris ha mantenido vagas sus declaraciones sobre si mismo cuando responde preguntas en sus transmisiones de Pregunta y Respuesta. En [[January 2024|enero 2024]], Chris pudo asistir a su primera [[Animate! Raleigh|convención]] desde el fin de su encarcelamiento, aunque lo expulsó la vigilancia de la convención el segundo día, presumiblemente después de enterarse de su reputación infame.<br /> <br /> Ahora mismo, Chris ya está [[Obesity|suelto]], pero mayormente es retraído mientras personas ajenas siguen mirando detenidamente a su vida extraña.<br /> <br /> ==Vídeos destacados de fans==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | ytid = DxAhBoYfWy4<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything<br /> | ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI<br /> | Stardate = 4 March 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbrqVkPdL_5qrgjwHYytQg First Son]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan<br /> | ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw<br /> | Stardate = 16 August 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(espa%C3%B1ol)&diff=320963 User:Dormiebasne/Christian Weston Chandler (español) 2024-03-01T01:17:22Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>:''Este artículo se trata del mismísimo Chris... ¡es su artículo y nada menos! Para información sobre el personaje de Sonichu, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler (Personaje de Sonichu)]]. Para otros usos, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)| Christian Weston Chandler (desambiguación)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; se dirije aquí. Para leer sobre sus creencias en cuanto al cristianismo, véase a [[Chris and religion|Chris y la religión (inglés)]].''<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Divulgación de género:''' Esta persona identifica actualmente como [[transgender|transgénero]] de masculino a feminino {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} . Es posible que el uso de pronombres en esta página no refleje su sexo biológico y/o su identidad de género<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Poco Fiable:''' Se ha determinado que Christian Weston Chandler es un narrador poco fiable debido a las siguientes razones:&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es un mentiroso habitual'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Muchas veces, Chris exagera las cosas que acontecieron, a menudo para no verse mal.'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es considerable [[naive|ingenuo]]'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Los recuentos de Chris en cuanto a como salió un tal evento varian con cada recitación'''<br /> Es importante mantener esto en mente cuando evalua la verdad de sus declaraciones.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid red&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''IMPOSTORES:''' Se conoce que Christian Weston Chandler frecuentemente utiliza muchas cuentas falsas (llamadas &quot;sockpuppets&quot; en inglés). Ya que es difícil discernir cuales son de Chris, es mejor que se evite la conjetura en cuanto a si una cuenta pertenece a Christian Weston Chandler si no se ha totalmente verificado que si. <br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;boilerplate metadata&quot; id=&quot;honest&quot;&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; style=&quot;border: 4px solid #000000; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;&quot;<br /> | [[Image:HonestContent.jpg|60px| ]]<br /> | <br /> <br /> '''Este artículo se ha clasificado M por [[Honest Content|Contenido Honesto]]'''<br /> <br /> Es posible que contenga material no seguro para el trabajo<br /> |}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Christian Weston Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|200px]]<br /> <br /> |header3 = Información<br /> |label5 = Nombre<br /> |data5 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) &lt;br&gt; Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler (2016–hoy)<br /> |label7 = También conocido como<br /> |data7 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Kookydash.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Facebook|Tini]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]&lt;br&gt;[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]<br /> |label8 = Género<br /> |data8 = Hombre (1982-2016)&lt;br&gt;Mujer Trans(2016-actualidad)<br /> |label9 = Religión<br /> |data9 = &quot;[[Chris and religion|Cristianismo espiritual de la nueva era ]]&quot;<br /> |label10 = Raza <br /> |data10 = Anglo (8º &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label11 = Altura<br /> |data11 = 5'10&quot; (1.778m)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label12 = Peso<br /> |data12 = 203lb (92.0kg)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label13 = Padre <br /> |data13 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label14 = Madre<br /> |data14 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–hoy)<br /> |label15 = Hermanos <br /> |data15 = [[Cole Smithey]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (hermana media)<br /> |label16 = Educación<br /> |data16 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Colegio comunitario de Piedmont Virginia]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br /> |label17=Nacionalidad<br /> |data17=Estadounidense<br /> |label18 = Profesión<br /> |data18 = Dibujante de cómics freelance([[Lulu|autopuplicado]])&lt;br&gt;Streamer de YouTube&lt;br&gt;Diseñador de videojuegos (no publicado)&lt;br&gt;Empleado de [[Wendy's]] ([[2001]])&lt;br&gt;Vendedor de cuchillería [[Cutco]] ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Músico]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|acompañante hombre]] ([[2010]], no remunerado)&lt;br&gt;Empresario, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostituta]] ([[2016]], no remunerado)<br /> |label19 = Conyuge(s)<br /> |data19 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (desde Marzo 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (desde Junio 2018) &lt;br&gt; y [[Pickchu]] (desde Mayo 2022)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label20=Títulos<br /> |data20=Creador de Sonichu&lt;br&gt;Historiador de Sonichu y Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Diosa de CPU]] de las naciones de [[Cwcville]], Comma, y las [[Commodore 64|cónsolas de Commodore]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;La reina de la risa moderna&lt;ref&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|El verdadero jugador uno]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> }}<br /> {{quote|Soy la persona [[Autism|autista]] [[Slow-in-the-minds|de alto funcionamiento]] que fue extremadamente [[Megan Schroeder|dañada emocionalmente]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|su inspiration]][[Chris and art|artística]] perdida con paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|engaño]], [[Calling Out &quot;Tito&quot; - Don|extorsión]] y [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|palabras puramente hirientes]] de esos [[Trolls]] parásitos. Soy el [[Chris and copyright|creador]], dibujando a mano, de [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] y la ciudad de [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|EE.UU]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Mirad, ¡El error de Dios!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] sobre Chris.}}<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler''', anteriormente '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (nacido: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 de febrero [[1982]]) es un caricaturista [[Autism|autista]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|enfermo mental]],&lt;ref&gt;Confirmado por su designación entre la [[Therapeutic Docket|lista de casos terapéutica]].&lt;/ref&gt; [[JERKS|misandrista]] y [[Women's rights|misógino]] de {{Age|1982|2|24}} años, que también es [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], anterior [[virgin with rage|virgin con rabia]], autoproclamado [[CPU Blue Heart|deidad]], y [[Affair with Mother|literalmente chingó su madre]]. Normalmente se refiere a él por su apodo '''Chris-Chan''', sus iniciales '''CWC''', o simplemente el nombre género neutral de '''Chris'''. Se asemeja un tanto a una caricatura de {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} que ha cobrado vida, y se le considera uno de los &quot;lolcows&quot; más conocidos y bien documentados en la cultura del internet – si no se ve entre las personas más documentadas de la historia.<br /> <br /> Ciertas personas le consideran una celebridad, pero no ha vendido un álbum [[Chris and music|multi-platino]], ni ha sido regalado con [[Chris and cinematography|un premio Oscar]]. En lugar de eso, es el [[Things Chris has ripped off|creador]] del infame cómic en línea ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', que pretende relatar la historia de un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo de tipo eléctrico]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] y su [[sweetheart|amante]] [[Rosechu]], además de sus aventuras con el [[Chaotic Combo|Combo Caótico]]. En la práctica, el cómic sirve para darle a Chris un camino para [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|cumplir sus deseos]] propios, dejándole expresar su descontento con el hecho de que [[Mary Lee Walsh|la facultad en su escuela profesional]] no reconocieron [[Honor roll|lo que él consideraba ser un desempeño ejemplar académico]] [[Count Graduon|cuando se graduó]], junto con sus frustraciones sobre [[Love Quest|siendo incapaz de encontrar una pareja romántica]]; asi que, el libro le permitió a reencauzar su [[Chris and anger|ira]] hacia [[Jerkop|la gente que]] [[Manajerks|impedieron sus esfuerzos]], poniéndolos en el papel de villanos y a si mismo como un [[List of unheroic protagonist actions| héroe verdadero del modelo Campbell]] en su narrativa. Después de cumplir con su educación, Chris carecía de empleo por la mayoria de su vida como adulto, ganándose la vida por medio de [[Monthly tugboat|beneficios sociales del gobierno]] y las [[Patreon|donaciones]] de su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Verdadera y Leal Hinchada]].<br /> <br /> A finales del año [[2007]], se convirtió en [[Chris and the Internet|famoso del internet]] cuando se filtraron imágenes de él en [[The GAMe PLACe|una tienda de juegos de tablero]] a los foros de {{w|Something Awful}}. Tras su descubrimiento, se burlaron de Chris por su [[Chris and fashion|sentido de la moda poco común]] y [[Obesity|su exceso de peso]], y las imágenes de Chris se difundieron a lugares como [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] y [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], y durante el proceso de su propagación, muchos [[trolls]] vieron su cómic por la primera vez, propulsándolo a la fama instante. La fascinación inicial se debía a su [[Chris and art|obra artística infantil]], su distintivo [[Medallions|medallón de Sonichu]] casero que llevaba en público, y su historia de merodear en [[Attraction Locations|ubicaciones públicas]] mientras literalmente teniendo el la mano un [[Attraction Sign|letrero]] implorando que las mujeres le hablasen. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Su reacción frente a la burla]] resultó en un ciclo en el que [[Honest Content|Chris revelaba más información perturbante sobre si mismo]] y sus [[Chris and manipulation|trolls esforzándose más y más para descubrir más de la historia sobre este individual extraño.]]. Así, la vida de Chris empezó a descontrolarse más con la llegada de &quot;trolling&quot; organizado, [[Chris and...|analisis psicológico de salón]] por parte de espectadores desconcertados, y unas payasadas bizarras de verdad de Chris que siguen hasta hoy en día, que influyeron el desarrollo del cómic cuando tuviese ganas de actualizarlo. <br /> <br /> El periodo más notable de la actividad en línea de Chris tuvo lugar entre los años 2007 y 2010 – dicho periodo ha sido declarado [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|la &quot;Era Clásica&quot;]] por los Cristorianos modernos – en el que Chris se veía repetidamente engañado por troles fingiendo ser [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|novias potenciales]], y atacaba a su archienemigo [[Clyde Cash]], el líder del grupo más notable de troles durante la vida de Chris: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. En dicha época, [[Julie Reveals Herself|Chris fue engañado]] por [[BlueSpike|un joven sádico de 13 años]] para [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|meterle su medallón a su culo]], [[Liquid Chris|experimentó el robo de su identidad por una persona mucho más talentosa que él]], [[Asperchu|y padeció una parodia de ''Sonichu'' despiadada por un equipo de caricaturistas al propósito de tocarle los huevos]], entre otras desventuras. Sin embargo, con el tiempo decidió cerrar la sesión en el internet a finales de este periodo, al parecer dándose cuenta de lo inútil de su lucha contra los &quot;malditos troles sucios&quot;. A la hora de su inevitable vuelta al internet unos meses más tarde en 2011, él no era igual que antes. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris empezó a experimentar con el travestismo]], refiriéndose a si mismo como un &quot;Tomgirl&quot; (lo opuesto de una marimacha), antes de declararse [[transgender|transgénero]] a finales de 2014.<br /> <br /> A partir de esos incidentes, la actividad en el internet de Chris se mantuvo relativamente normal (según sus estandares), a pesar de su cambio de identidad de género, la muerte de su padre (que llevó directamente a la disolución de los Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|un caso de atropello con fuga]], [[2014 house fire|el accidente que causó un incendio que destruyó su casa]], y [[26 December 2014|un incidente en el que gaseó con Mace a un empleado de GameStop]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|motivado por el color de los brazos de Sonic]]. Se cambiaron las cosas cuando surgieron dos nuevos grupos de troles – los [[Idea Guys]] y el [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|quienes lo adoctrinaron]] con creencias más y más irreales (tales como la idea de que él y sus padres son [[Sonichu (species)|medio-Sonichu]] o [[Rosechu (species)|medio-Rosechu]]), y culminó con la [[Chris and reality|revelación por parte de Chris]] de que él era [[CPU Blue Heart|una diosa]] destinada para traer [[Dimensional Merge|la convergencia de las dimensiones]] entre [[Dimensions#C-197|el mundo de su cómic]] y el nuestro, efectivamente iniciando una secta apocalíptica centrado en lo que empezó con un tonto, autoindulgente mezcla de ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' y ''[[Pokémon]]''. Después, Chris utilizó dicha [[Messiah complex|creencia delusional]] como un intricado [[Chris and coping|mechanismo para lidiar]] mientras seguía con sus hábitos autodestructivos.<br /> <br /> A pesar de que dichos grupos de troles se vieron expulsado debido a los esfuerzos de los [[Guard Dogs]], quienes intentaron mantener a Chris alejado del sendero de la ruinación (y para que no se hiciese el ridículo más), Chris se dedicó a seguir creyendo esas creencias insaludables y bien absurdas. Mientras tanto, su [[Chris and health|salud física]] y [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental]] se marchitaban, y [[Financhu Crisis|las finanzas se convirtieron en un asunto grave para la casa Chandler]], además del problema de que a su madre no le restaba mucho tiempo con vida. Todos dichos problemas hicieron que Chris se andentraba más y más profundamente en el refugio de sus fantasias. Se empeoraron las cosas hasta el punto de que [[Spirit possession|Chris fingía estar bajo la posesión espiritual de varios personajes de ficción]] con regularidad, incluso con un periodo de &quot;posesión&quot; por Sonichu que duró un año, sirviendo como una manera para lidiar con no poder asistir a dos convenciones de [[BABSCon|''My Little Pony'']], canceladas a causa de la pandemia de [[COVID-19]].<br /> <br /> Se cruzó el punto de no retorno en [[2021]], después de que [[Incest Call|audio filtrado]] reveló que [[Affair with Mother|tuvo varios encuentros incestuosos con su madre]], lo que causó el forzado desalojo de él [[14 Branchland Court|de su casa]] y que le enviaron al [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|cárcel]], que fue el incidente más publicitado desde unos años. Durante ese tiempo, [[Jail Communications|correspondencia desde el cárcel]] ilustró que se profundizaba en sus fantasias aún más, creyéndose ser la reincarnación de Jesús Cristo. Se transfirió a Chris al [[Western State Hospital|manicomio]] por tres meses antes de que volviese al cárcel, hasta salir del cárcel en [[March 2023|Marzo de 2023]]. A partir de su liberación, se ha mantenido [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|de perfil bajo]], pero está fielmente aumentado su actividad en línea.<br /> <br /> Nunca antes ha sido una figura del internet tal como Chris-Chan, gracias a las circunstancias únicas que formaron su comportamiento peculiar y posteriormente llevándose a su prominencia en línea, y es posible que nunca habrá otra persona tal como él – él es verdaderamente único en su especie. Es la misión dedicada de [[CWCki|este mismo wiki]] registrar su vida en detalle absurdamente alto, y si quiere, lector, profundizar el agujero de conejo casi sin fondo con nosotros, debería empezar por leer esta página. Prepárese, ya que va a ser un viaje largo, y no hay fin en vista.<br /> <br /> ==Resumen==<br /> {{Protip|Después de identificarse públicamente como mujer trans desde a finales de 2014, la identidad de género de Chris ha sido cuestion de gran debate entre los Cristorianos y hay controversia dentro y fuera de la comunidad trans. Para mantener consistencia en cuanto a los expedientes que precedieron la transición, y para no causar confusión para nuestros lectores, el CWCki opta por utilizar los pronombres masculinos para describir a Chris, incluso en la época después de su transición. NOTA DEL TRADUCTOR: En cuanto a las cuotaciones, se ha traducido de acuerdo con el pronombre utilizado, o el pronombre que utilizaría el sujeto, durante el tiempo en qué lo dijo. Por ejemplo, cuando Chris refiere a si mismo después de identificarse como mujer, se traducirá con pronombres femininos. Lo igual si es de otra persona que utiliza pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris.<br /> <br /> Que sea consciente de que no son todos que aceptan dicha estrategia, con ciertas personas optando por usar exclusivamente los pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris a partir de su transición, y otras personas optando por usar pronombres neutros, o los pronombres de acuerdo con la identidad de Chris expresada en el tiempo de que se habla.<br /> <br /> El nombre legal de Chris ahora es Christine, pero el apodo de Chris es género neutral, y puede abreviarse así cada uno de los nombres que ha usado Chris en su vida. Chris lo ha aceptado como apodo, a pesar de oponerse a ello anteriormente postransición. A raíz de esto, el CWCki normalmente utiliza este nomber cuando se discute Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> En todo caso, Chris está legalmente registrado como mujer y ha empezado terapia de reemplazo hormonal, pero no se ha sometido a cirugia de reasignación sexual, y es probable que nunca lo hará debido a unos factores (entre otros, su estatus socioeconómico y historia criminal).}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Parece lo suficiente inteligente como para entender que no entiende, y eso es lo más duro de todo. |Un estudiante anónimo de la [[University of Virginia|Universidad de Virginia]] refleccionando sobre Chris .&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html &quot;glass house&quot;], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Una imagen infame que dibujó Chris en que disfruta de un refresco en dos maneras]]]]<br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris en [[July 2018|Julio de 2018]], posando con un fan vestido de Sonichu en [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris es un tímido, autístico, autodenominado [[Transgender|mujer trans]] de tendencias hacia la delusión, quien ha sido permitido – por sus padres, [[Barbara Chandler]] y el difunto [[Bob Chandler]] – vivir eternamente como un niño, acumulando [[toys|juguetes]] y [[video games|videojuegos]] en un solo [[room|cuarto]] en la [[14 Branchland Court|casa]] de sus padres. Aún en los cuarenta, Chris se queda tan cómodo en su existencia protegida que se niega a atenerse a las normas sociales. Ha regularmente mostrado dificultades en cuanto a demostrar [[Love Quest|comportamiento]] público [[Chris and the law|aceptable]], reconocer cuando tiene que [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|usar el baño]], y usar su tiempo para [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribuir]] [[Dimensional Merge|a]] [[Twitter|la sociedad]] de manera significativa alguna. Aunque el sistema de educación pública forzó a Chris que encarese la [[reality|realidad]], graduarse le ha dado la licencia de quedarse dentro y evitar desempeñando las actividades típicas civiles, optando por quedarse en casa y subsistir con los dólares de los contribuyentes. Debido a su abstinencia del mundo exterior, Chris no ha mantenido ningún [[Chris's resume|empleo]] [[Wendy's|desde 2001]] (aparte de comisiones y esquemas de pirámide), y no ha pasado más de unos meses de empleo continuo en toda su vida. Es poco probable que Chris vaya a conseguir otro trabajo, gracias a Patreon, sus beneficios sociales (el llamado &quot;Tugboat&quot;, remolcador en español),&lt;s&gt; el mendigar&lt;/s&gt; donaciones generosas, y el hecho de que ha dicho directamente que su autismo le prohibe conseguir un trabajo (a pesar de que haya muchos servicios sociales disponible para ayudar a gente con descapacidades para encontrar empleo). Chris ha tenido asombrosamente pocas relaciones significativas, aunque ha logrado cultivar amistades con gente cuyos intereses en la cultura nerd y LGBT coinciden con los suyos.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris está totalmente obsesionado con su personaje original y el cómic asociado, al punto de que ha elaborado a mano varios [[medallions|medallones]] en forma de Sonichu. Entre Febrero de [[2004]] y [[March 2010|Marzo de 2010]], pocas eran las veces en que se vió o se tomó una foto de Chris sin que tuviese puesto uno de esos tótems, incluso en la [[:Image:License.jpg|foto de su licencia de conductor]] y durante la ceremonia de graduación de [[college|la escuela profesional]] ; se desapareció el medallón por un tanto, pero volvió en [[September 2010|Septiembre de 2010]]. A la misma vez, estaba totalmente convencido de que todo el mundo quería aprender sobre Sonichu, y que la única razón por la cual [[Nintendo]], Sega, y [[Sony]] no le han acercado con ofertas para hacer videojuegos oficiales de ''Sonichu'' es que o son negociadores duros, o que los troles trabajan para ellos, y arruinan la posibilidad de realizar un juego. Por un rato, Chris operaba una tienda de eBay donde elaboraba y vendía sus medallones de Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, y incluso ofrecía opciones para hacer personajes personalizados. Se los vendían por $30 cada uno. Después de que salió levemente exitosa su tienda de eBay, se mudó a Etsy, pero su pereza se apoderó de él y perdió la tienda a partir de nueve meses de operación, debido a no cumplir órdenes.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|Una herramienta útil para pronosticar sucesos en la Christoria.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|Un gráfico aproximado que muestra la correlación entre conocimiento sobre Chris y la lástima que uno siente por él.]]<br /> <br /> Chris solía odiar a los [[homos|hombres homosexuales]], y lo comunicaba con tanta intensidad que los espectadores fácilmente sacaban la idea de que él simplemente tenía miedo de convertirse gay. No puede aguantar mirar al [[pickle|pene]] de otro hombre, y se fijaba la mirada en un [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|un póster de ''Sailor Moon'']] para mantenerse heterosexual.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus palabras no siempre coinciden con sus acciones; a lo largo de su historia temprana en el internet, aparentaba estar profundamente inseguro en relación a su género y sexualidad. Aun anteriormente a su transición, Chris ha [[Semen#Recycling|tragado su propio semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|llevado un sostén]], y solo refrenaba su [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendencia a trasvestirse orgullosamente]] porque su madre de edad avanzada se oponía a ello intensamente. Aunque esos hechos no indican la homosexualidad sin duda, si cuestionan la validez del juicio de Chris con respecto a su propia orientación sexual. Sorprendentemente, sin embargo, su homofobia parecía tener poco base en sus creencias religiosas, como no se había dado cuenta del verso Levítico 18:22, que condena la homosexualidad, hasta oirlo en un episodio de ''[[Family Guy|Padre de Familia]]'' en 2009.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; Su homofobia no se extendía a las lesbianas, quienes Chris considera excitante sexualmente. Con el tiempo, Chris abandonó su homofobia, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|pidiendo perdón en 2015]] y apoya lo que llama el espectro de [[SLGBTQ]]. En [[2018]], Los [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed|adoctrinaron]] a Chris para que se identifiquese como bisexual, aunque es probable que esto igualmente fuese Chris conformándose con su sexualidad tanto como el resultado de manipulación.<br /> <br /> Su vida de adulto se ha definido mayormente por su meta de hacer de ''Sonichu'' una franquicia exitosa para encontrar éxito financiero (o, al menos, controlar su [[debt|deuda]]), su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Novia]] para obtener una &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|sin-novio]], de 18-[''su edad actual''] años, cariñosa, [[tobacky|no fumadora]], no-[[alcohol]]ica mujer [[Chris and race|blanca]] &quot; para convertir en su &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|cariño desde cero]],&quot; y, empezando en 2011, se enfocó en lo de su identidad como [[tomgirl]] y más tarde una mujer trans lesbiana. Luego, Chris desarrolló un [[Messiah complex|complejo de Mesías]], creyéndose ser [[Chris and religion|la reincarnación de Jesus Cristo]] destinado a facilitar una [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]] entre la ficción y la realidad.<br /> <br /> En breve, la historia de Chris parece una condenada a [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|no tener un final feliz]], con su vida sirviendo como advertencia sobre la época del Internet. Es un cuento de [[Borb|mala crianza de los hijos]], [[Chris and socialization|el aislamiento social]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|la candidez]], [[Chris and his ego|el narcisismo]], [[Chris and work|la pereza]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|la hipocresía]], [[Chris and sex|desviación sexual]], y lo más importante, un cuento sobre todo el mundo presenciando en tiempo real la lenta, dolorosa degradación de otro ser humano.<br /> <br /> ==Pseudónimos==<br /> {{quote|Llámame por el nombre que [[Chris and religion|Dios]] [[Christopher's name change|y el oso]] [[Chris and English|me ha dado]] por toda mi vida. El nombre actual completo de Christian Weston Chandler, mi primer nombre siendo Christopher y mi apodo español siendo Ricardo. Pero, al fin y al cabo, que tan solo me llame Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris demandando algo de]] [[Liquid Chris|su impostor]], años antes de su cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Selfie de Chris, vestido en [[The Classic|su camisa clásica]] y [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|el medallón de Sonichu]], alrededor de 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|&quot;¡Mirad mis obras, os poderosos, y desesperad!&quot;}}]]<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Autorretrato de Chris como personaje de cómic, dibujado a mano.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler tiene una variedad de nombres que lo ha dado a si mismo. Nació con el nombre Christopher Weston Chandler, pero [[Christopher's name change|lo cambió]] a &quot;Christian&quot; según como le llamó el &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|operador del oso animatrónico en el centro comercial]]&quot; que oyó mal su nombre, lo que interpretó como un señal de Dios. A mediados de la primera década de los 2000, Chris adoptó el apodo &quot;Chris-Chan,&quot; un juego de palabras involucrando su apellido y el {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|sufijo honorífico japonés ''-chan''}}, que, según Wikipedia, &quot;se usa para referirse a niños jóvenes, amigos íntimos, infantes, abuelos y, a veces, adolescentes femininas.&quot; Chris aprendió de este honorífico por medio de series de [[anime]] como ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' y ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. El nombre &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; suele escribirse erróneamente sin el guion como &quot;Chris Chan,&quot; como si Chris se hubiese llamado como {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Extrañamente]], antes de su transición Chris refería a si mismo por su nombre entero, o si tenía ganas de aumentar la formalidad utilizaba &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; Se siente [[Chris and his ego|peculiarmente orgulloso]] de sus inciales &quot;CWC,&quot; y muchas veces las incorpora a sus obras y varios juegos de palabras centrado en la palabra &quot;quick&quot; (&quot;rápido&quot;, irónicamente, ya que...bueno, no lo es). Ejemplos incluyen [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] y [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Poco después de declararse una lesbiana [[transgender|transgénero]], Chris empezó a introducirse como &quot;Christine.&quot; En Mayo de 2016, él exitosamente entabló un cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine Weston Chandler.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Luego entabló para cambiar el sexo indicado en su licencia de conducir para identificarle como mujer.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; Ahora firma su nombre con corazonitos dibujados sobre la letra &quot;i&quot;. Sus documentos legales se refieren a él como Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; menos las demandas cíviles, en las que no ha actualizado su información con el demandante.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|Este wiki]], sin embargo, lo llamamos Chris en el interés de consistencia.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris empezó a identificarse por el nombre Christine a finales de 2014 antes del cambio legal de nombre en 2016.]]<br /> <br /> En sus clases de [[Spanish|español]] en la preparatoria su apodo era &quot;Ricardo,&quot; y mucho tiempo después seguía traduciendo su nombre a &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; cuando escribía o hablaba en español, más probable a raíz de no darse cuenta de que uno no normalmente cambia su nombre con otro totalmente distinto al hablar otro idioma. A veces, llegaba a tal punto que se proclamaba &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Chandler&quot;, o alguna variedad del mismo, para identificarse precisamente. Recientemente, Chris ha dejado de decir su segundo nombre, nombres anteriores, y su apodo español en sus videos; ahora solamente empieza con &quot;Christine Chandler.&quot; (Chris nunca ha inventado una versión femenina del apodo &quot;Ricardo&quot;, o cualquier nombre de carácter español para reemplazarlo.)<br /> <br /> De vez en cuando, Chris utilizaba los nombres de sus personajes para referirse a sí mismo, más notablemente su gemelo maligno, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], y por supuesto, Sonichu. En los cómics, Chris tiene la habilidad para transformarse en un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo eléctrico]], llamado [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. Mientras Chris se volvía más inestable en 2017 y cayó bajo la influencia de los [[Idea Guys]]' en 2018, él se fusionaba aún más en sus invenciones fantásticas al punto de que añadió &quot;Sonichu&quot; al fin de su nombre (aunque no se reconoce como un cambio de nombre legal, a diferencia de los cambios a &quot;Christian&quot; o &quot;Christine&quot; en los años pasados), para reconciliarse con la creencia que es medio-Sonichu en la vida real, según muchas instancias de adoctrinamiento. Otros nombres que él usa actualmente incluyen [[CPU Blue Heart]] (CPU Corazón Azúl) y [[Night Star]] (Estrella Nocturna), sus personajes autoinserciones para las franquicias ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' y ''[[My Little Pony]]'', respectivamente. En las circunstancias en que quiere presentarse de manera particularmente ostentosa, puede que adjunte sus varios alter egos a su nombre, tal y como decía sus nombres anteriores en el pasado.<br /> <br /> Muy pocos son los nombres que se usan para referirse a Chris que no eran invenciones suyas. Uno de los más notables es &quot;Chrissy,&quot; popularizado por [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] por casualidad irónica, mientras éste se burlaba de Chris mediante hacer femenino su nombre, que ahora parece haber pronosticado su interés en el travestismo y más tarde volverse trans. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], que se derivó del canal IBAChandler de Chris en [[YouTube]] , se popularizó por [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|causándole a Chris mucha angustia]]. Menos notable, hay el apodo &quot;Solid Chris,&quot; utilizado por unos para distinguir a Chris de Liquid según la tradiciòn [[Metal Gear|de cierto serie de videojuegos]]. Ciertos &quot;A-Logs&quot;&lt;ref&gt;Personas que expresan odio excesivo hacia Chris, hasta el punto de que se vuelven objetos de burla.&lt;/ref&gt; se han referido a Chris como &quot;el agente de sátan en la tierra.&quot; Usuarios de [[Kiwi Farms]] han creado el término &quot;Chris Clásico&quot; para referirse a Chris antes de que muriese Bob y/o antes la saga de [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl]], usando &quot;Chris Moderno&quot; para indicar el Chris de hoy y sus payasadas.<br /> <br /> ==La era fundacional==<br /> ===Niñez y adolescencia===<br /> {{quote|Las palabras de despedida más importantes con las cuales puedo dejarles – pues, son que siempre recuerden esto. Si muestras a la gente dónde hay [[Kick the Autistic|tus puntos débiles]], luego [[Trolls|la gente]] sabrán como [[Chris and anger|llegar a tus nervios]]. Si jamás se los muestras, nunca sabrán.|Maestra de Chris, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], dando a Chris un consejo de alto valor, que, desdichadamente, nunca tomó en serio.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|El desarrollo (o deterioro, dependiente de punto de vista) de Chris-chan... en forma {{w|Pogs|pog}} (si, son pogs caseros). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Christopher Weston Chandler nació el 24 de febrero de 1982 en el {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital|Hóstital de Martha Jefferson}} en [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].&lt;ref name=&quot;WikiProfile&quot;&gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus padres, [[Borb|Robert y Bárbara]], trabajaron como ingeniero para Western Electric (luego General Electric) y oficinista para Virginia Power, respectivamente. Aunque se desconoce mucho de sus primeros años, los [[Autism papers|papeles de autismo]] revelan que sus habilidades lingüisticas eran deficientes, lo que fue el primer señal de su [[autism|autismo]]. A pesar de esto, Chris sostiene que dijo su primera palabra, &quot;monkey&quot; (mono), cuando apenas tenía seis semanas de vida,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; y sigue orgulloso de esto aun en su madurez, no obstante cuan obviamente poco probable y físicamente imposible que sea cierto – los centros lingüísticos del cerebro humano literalmente no pueden procesar idioma a las seis semanas, tampoco pueden las cuerdas vocales infantiles realizar los sonidos necesarios.<br /> <br /> Una [[abusive babysitter|niñera abusiva]], quien estaba sola con Chris diaramente por años,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; supuestamente encerró a Chris en su edad temprana en un cuarto con juguetes despues de apagar todas las luces, un evento que Chris caracteriza como muy traumático para él.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Parece que Chris no se nota la ironía de que haya regularmente encerrado a si mismo en un cuarto, rodeado de juguetes, por mucho de su vida de adulto.) Anteriormente identificó al encierro este como la fuente de su autismo (lo cual es una ilusión por su parte, cuando se considera que el autismo es un trastorno genético no causado por trauma external). Entre los 1 y 7 años de edad, no habló Chris ni una vez, y tuvo que aprovecharse de terapia de habla en [[James Madison University|la universidad de James Madison]], donde conoció a su primer amigo macho, [[Joshua Martinez]]. Recibió el diagnóstico del trastorno de espectro autista de alto funcionamiento, con el doctor pronosticando (al menos, según que dice Chris) que nunca asistía a la escuela secundaria, ni siquiera ser capaz de escribir su propio nombre.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; No obstante, Chris logró cumplir con estas metas cognitivas en su tiempo.<br /> <br /> Durante los [[1980s|años 80]], Christopher era amiguitos con [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], uno de sus primeros amigos. En una de las anécdotas que ha escrito de ella (de las cuales hay pocas), Chris indicó que Sarah le persuadió a él de que {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost|Casper el fantasma amigable}} vivía en el sótano de poca altura de la casa de ella. Cuando Chris se metió allí para verlo, Sarah lo encerró alli &lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; en una muestra asombrosa de su amistad, lo cual empezó su historiada carrera de ser troleado. Aparentemente, él no le alberga ningún rencor sobre lo sucedido (probablemente a raíz de que es una mujer bella – si un [[JERKS|tipo]] o una [[Mary Lee Walsh|mujer fea]] le hiciese algo así, Chris [[Death threats|juraría vengarse]]).<br /> <br /> Chris pasó el año escolar de [[1990s|1990-1991]] en el cuarto grado en [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|la escuela primaria de Nathanael Greene]], hasta que sus padres le sacaron de sus clases a causa de una disputa misteriosa. Chris sostiene que fue sujetado a la fuerza por la facultad de la escuela, quienes grabaron sus gritos,&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; y que le obligaron a sentarse en el regazo del [[Bruce Johnson|director]], una experiencia que supuestamente provocó su homofobia. Más tarde, Chris proclamó que el abuso por parte de la facultad fue la experiencia más traumática de su vida. Es posible que su versión de dichos eventos se deba más a las actitudes de sus padres que lo que realmente recuerda. La controversia se llevó a la corte, con la demanda del Condado Greene siendo eviarle a Chris a una &quot;escuela especial,&quot; lo cual Bob y Bárbara probablemente interpretaron significar un loquero. Le educaron a Chris en casa por todo el quinto grado pendiente el resultado del caso legal. Durante este periodo de educación en el hogar, el oso animatrónico [[Leonard Bearstein]] oyó mal el nombre de Christopher y le dijo &quot;Christian,&quot; lo cual inexplicablemente le convinció a Chris que cambiese su nombre legalmente. Al haberse agotado la familia a todos los recursos legales, Chris y su padre se trasladaron a la ciudad de [[Richmond]] para que Chris puediese seguir con su educación en otro sistema escolar, empezando con el sexto grado en [[Providence Middle School|la escuela media de Providence]].&lt;ref&gt;En los EE.UU, la educación obligatoria mayormente consiste en tres clases de escuela. La primaria, que se llama &quot;Elementary School&quot; del kínder hasta el quinto o sexto grado, &quot;Middle School&quot; (Escuela Media) que incluye el sexto hasta el octavo grado, y luego la secundaria, que tiene el noveno hasta el duodécimo grado. Para no confundir las cosas, se utiliza la frase &quot;escuela media&quot; para diferenciar del colegio PVCC&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; Ha descrito su estancia alli como agradable, pero le abusaron muchas veces sus compañeros de clase. Su maestra, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], le ayudó para desarrollar habilidades sociales y lidiar con el acoso de sus compañeros de clase, y más tarde en su vida le declaró la persona más influyente de toda su vida.<br /> <br /> A los once años, Chris entró en y ganó [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes|la lotería Ver y Ganar de Sonic el erizo]]. En su duodécimo cumpleaños, le regalaron $1000 para hacer compras en la tienda de juguetes KB Toys. La cobertura de la cadena WVIR-TV del evento se enfocó en su estado de ser autista, presentando su triunfo como logro respetable, debido a su condición mental. Chris subió una grabación del mismo telediario en [[YouTube]] bien antes de que le conociese la pública general, y sigue siendo la evidencia más concreta de que él no es un trol elaborado. Este incidente se ha frecuentemente citado como el inicio de la tendencia de Chris a utilizar su autismo para obtener la ventaja de tratamiento especial, tanto como su fascinación con juegetes y videojuegos a costa de actividades más maduras. Se ha llevado también a que Chris se entra constantemente en concursos con la esperanza de ganar algo grande(o, si no, [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|volverse enfadado y beligerante con los ganadores]] cuando pierda).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|De infante, era particularmente feo.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|3 años de edad, de verdad un niño adorable.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Con un prototipo [[Sonichu Balls|bola de Sonichu]] en la mano.<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Empieza la preferencia de Chris a las camisetas de payaso]], junto a su infame &quot;ciervo ante los faros&quot; [[Creepy stare|mirada pasmada]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Más de Christian de niño<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, el aguatero del equipo de baloncesto. [[Semen|¡Que no beba nada de uno de sus vasos!]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Aunque sea dificil creerlo, no se ha retocado la foto a la perfección.]]<br /> <br /> Chris pasó mucho de su tiempo en [[Manchester High School|la secundaria]] jugando videojuegos en casa, leyendo novelas de ''[[Goosebumps]]'', y pasando tiempo con sus &quot;[[gal pal|amigas muchachita]]s&quot; y &quot;[[Joseph Herring|amigo]]&quot; en la escuela (aunque resulta que la mayoría de sus amistades fueron concertadas). Era en esta época que se dió para aprovechar de sus &quot;habilidades creativas&quot;, con invenciones como [[Bionic the Hedgehog|Bionic el Erizo]] y Sonichu, el último siendo producto de proyecto para clase simplemente porque su maestro le prohibió usar [[Chris and copyright|personajes protegidos por derechos de autor]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; (La ironía de que solucionase el problema por mezclar dos personajes protegidos por derechos de autor en un nuevo personaje no se le ocurre, hasta el día de hoy.) Después de realizar su ''obra maestra'' de Sonichu, Chris empezó incorporando sus [[OCs|personajes originales]] a todo lo que pudiese, aunque su pasión por su personaje no realmente surgió hasta sus años de colegio.<br /> <br /> Chris proclama que estaba presente en la [[honor roll|lista de mejores alumnos]], y durante esta época consiguió la fuente verdadera de sus póderes, su [[Amnyfest Ring|Anillo &quot;Amnitista&quot;]]. Chris se puso desanimado y salió furiosamente lloarando durante la ceremonia [[Manchester High School#Graduation|de graduación de la secundaria]] debido a que se dió el premio de arte a otra persona. Sinceramente creía que lo merecía más que cualquier otra persona ya que había puesto &quot;tanto esfuerzo&quot; en ello a pesar de su autismo, olvidándose de la probablidad de que los logros artísticos de sus colegas fuesen simplmente mejores. Otra razón por la tristeza fue la revelación horripilante de que tuviese que madurarse y portarse como un adulto, una etapa de la vida por la cual sus padres no le habían preparado.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, apunte de la graduación 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidentemente, no hubo base para este miedo.<br /> <br /> Desde graduarse de la secundaria y asi dejar atrás los años más felices de su vida, Chris se ha mostrado falta de voluntad y capacidad como para avanzar en cualquier otro aspecto de la vida, y desgraciadamente aparenta haber retrocedido en muchas áreas claves mientras avance en edad. Se queda atrapado en una[[Time Void|estasis de tiempo]] del año [[2000]] , como cree que cualquier cosa que hiciese en aquella época fue lo que le ayudó para atraer compañeras. El hecho de que sus amiguitas de secundaria hayan seguido adelante y se hayan casado con hombres adultos de verdad con carreras le concierne ni un poco. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris todavía añora los &quot;días mejores&quot;]] a pesar de que sus creencias hipotéticamente le dejan en un lugar mucho mejor de lo que ocupaba en la secundaria. Como es de imaginar, esto es totalmente porque las cosas no se mejoraron mucho para Chris despues de graduarse.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |La premiada obra artística de Chris<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Esto merece un premio.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|No es espeluznante.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Interpretación de Chris de un Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relajándose. Ni siquiera un poco asustador.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris indica a esto ser su &quot;cara de cuero.&quot; Al parecer, nunca ha mirado ''La masacre de Texas''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|Este plato ayuda perder peso – solo falta mirarlo y vomitará.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|Se pone esto en la puerta para desanimar a ladrones potenciales.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Crónicas de adulto===<br /> {{Quote|Debe quedarse en la escula, aprender tanto que mucho. Y probar antes de elogiar o despreciar. ¡Nunca fumar! ¡Nunca beber! Nunca preocuparse de lo que piense los demás cuando hace cosas... Nunca temer acercarse a los de su género opuesto. ¡Y MÁS IMPORTANTE! FAVOR DE... QUEDARSE HETEROSEXUAL. Les dejo con esas palabras, como he compartido con ustedes en este, mi 25º cumpleaños, el 24 de febrero 2007. Me llamo &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian Weston Chandler. Que tengan una vida larga, y sigan brillándose, en su propia manera única. La guerra nunca es la solución; la paz es. Nunca pelear. Las felicitaciones les darán fuzzy-wuzzies. La guerra le dará prickly-wicklies... Muchísimas gracias, y tengan un excelente día.|Extratos del [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|MENSAJE AL FUTURO de Christian Weston Chandler]], grabado brevemente antes su descubrimiento por el Internet.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|Una de las imágenes promocionales para la [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de amor]].]]<br /> <br /> La entrada de Chris en [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|el Colegio Comunitario de Piedmont Virginia]] probablemente apaciguó su incapacidad para lidiar con la vida después de la secundaria. Cursó [[CADD|Diseño asistido por computadora ]] y empezó trabajando en ''Sonichu'', lanzando un [[Sonichu's News Dash|boletín]], circulándolo por el campus. Con el tiempo, se le perdía el contacto con sus amiguitas de la secundaria, y presumiblemente encontró que el entorno colegial estaban menos del humor para acomodarle y sus idiosincrasias. Por sus propias declaraciones, su vida social faltaba en comparación con sus años en la secundaria.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], página 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris dice que decidió que necisita una [[sweetheart|novia]] el febrero de [[2003]]. Posiblemente impulado por el descubrimiento de que su amiga vieja [[Sarah Hammer]] había empezado saliendo con [[Wes Iseli]], Chris empezó su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Amor]] en serio el mismo verano. Sin embargo, descubrió rápidamente que cada mujer con quien hablaba tuvo novio (o así se lo dijeron). Chris pronto se puso neurótico ante el &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|Infinitamente-Alto Factor-de-Novios]]&quot; y confeccionó y utilizando varios métodos raros para atraer a las mujeres sin que tuviese que realmente acercarse a o hablar con ellas.<br /> <br /> La técnica más elogiada de Chris consistió en sentarse en un sitio (o caminarse de un lado a otro) por horas, con un letrero en la mano que decía &quot;Soy un Hombre Soltero De (edad actual de Chris)-Años, en búsqueda de una Compañera Soltera entre los 18-(edad actual de Chris)-Años.&quot; Extraordinariamente, dicha estrategia logró nada más alla de meterlo en problemas con varias [[jerkops|figuras]] [[manajerks|de autoridad]] que sacaron la idea de que estaba vagueando y/o solicitando el sexo, lo cual fue legalmente cierto. A Chris se le afectaron especialmente una serie de enfrentamientos con la decana de [[PVCC]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]] sobre sus técnicas de atracción, que resultó en una contienda mortal continua y completamente unilateral, lo cual conllevó [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|maldiciones mágicas]] y [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|difamación]]. A partir de una serie de enfrentamientos que incluyó comportamiento cada vez más extraño y amenazante por parte de Chris, Walsh lo expulsó de la escuela por un año en [[2004]]. Finalmente volvió, de todos modos, y obtuvo un título de asociado en Mayo de [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|Puede oler su miedo...]]<br /> <br /> Después del colegio y cumplir con su educación, Chris se alejó sin demora a la sociedad, esforzándose para encontrar una chica sin-novio, dibujando ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating|masturbándose]], y aprovechándose de sus [[monthly tugboat|monedas del gobierno]] para comprar videojuegos y [[sex toys|juguetes sexuales]]. Nunca realizaba ningunos esfuerzos en serio para buscar carrera alguna desde la graduación en adelante, a pesar de haber obtenido un título con el cual puedier haber conseguido un trabajo bien remunerado (y poco exigente) que le habría brindado muchas más oportunidades que quedarse en casa jugando sus videojuegos.<br /> <br /> En el año [[2005]], Chris conoció por primera vez a [[Megan Schroeder]] en una [[The GAMe PLACe|tienda local de juegos tableros y cartas colecionables]]. Siendo paria social también, Megan resultó poco usual en que era dispuesta a hablar con Chris por más de cinco minutos. Los dos se convirtieron en amigos, aunque Megan proclamó haber padecido una separación dura recientemente y rechazó contemplar el interés romántico obvio de Chris hacia ella. Chris, al parecer basando su actitud en haber estudiado a las mujeres a través del [[anime]] y la pornografía, creyó que la manera clave para cambiar los sentimientos platónicos de Megan para que fuese románticos fue hacerle a ella avances inapropriados hacia ella hasta que ella tuvo que decirle que dejase de tocarla (una situación que se empeoró hasta el punto de que [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan lo igualó con el acoso sexual]]).<br /> <br /> En el verano de [[2007]], Chris decidió jugarselo todo por entrar en el [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|Concurso de ''PaRappa the Rapper'']] para que puediese ganar premios y un viaje para dos a Seattle, Washington, lo que formó la parte clave de su plan para finalmente a conquistar a Megan. El concurso culminó en un desastre para Chris, ya que perdió al indeseable [[Adam Stackhouse]] y subsecuentemente aprendió que Megan no se habría ido con él en el viaje aunque si hubiese ganado.<br /> <br /> Fue durante la Búsqueda de Amor que Chris se vió animado para lanzar ''Sonichu'', una serie de cómics que incluía su pokemón erizo eléctrico. Aparentemente, tenía intención de que la serie se enfocase en la vida y tiempos de su personaje increíblemente original, per a mediados de la primera edición halfway, el enfoque de la historia se cambió para ser Chris y sus desaventuras románticas innumerables. Poco sabía Chris, sin embargo, que iba a cambiar su vida de manera permanente como resultado de haber escrito y dibujado su obra maestra.<br /> <br /> ==La era clásica==<br /> {{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Has desperdiciado tu vida. Has desperdiciado tu vida y aún crees que eres lo suficiente aceptable como para salir con cualquier persona, incluso conmigo? Digo, tú eres un jodido irresoluto, ya no eres no lo suficiente aceptable para la sociedad misma. Tú- No creo que jámas vayas a lograr cualquier cosa, no puedes esforzarte para conseguir lo que quieres... Voy a tener una vida feliz y voy a vivir mi vida y, sabes, tú vas a seguir haciendo lo de siempre cinco años más allá de hoy, si no estés muerto.|[[Kacey]], acertadamente pronosticando cuan paralizada será la vida de Chris después de su [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|separación de él]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en el año [[2008]]. [[Blanca Weiss]] le engañó para que se pusiese la ropa interior de su madre.]]<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|¡¡¡DE PUTA MADRE!!!]]<br /> <br /> El don poco usual de Chris (y, por don, nos referimos a la patología) se descubrió cuando alguien subió una foto anónima de Sonichu a [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. Sólo costó una búsqueda rápida por Google del nombre de Chris para averiguar la identidad del autor. También fue descubierto el 26 de octubre de 2007 por el sitio SomethingAwful, cuando se desvió un hilo no relacionado con Chris porque un usuario escribió su relato personal de Chris. Un hilo sobre Chris y Sonichu se creó el próximo día.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; La existencia miserable de Chris también se inundó [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|la Enciclopedia Dramática]] en noviembre de 2007. Su vida no ha sido igual desde entonces, y bastante soprendente, Chris mismo asume parte de la culpa por la situación.<br /> <br /> Al darse cuenta del artículo &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; en la Enciclopedia Dramática (de aquí en adelante, ED), Chris subió un solo video [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|a YouTube]] tratando de manera diplomática convencer al sitio que se quitase la página. Al fallarse el esfuerzo, pasó unos varios meses [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizando]] el artículo con la vana esperanza de agobiar sus enemigos. Sus esfuerzos resultaron catastróficamente contraproducentes, como Chris, para demostrar que fue tan espeluznante como sus [[trolls]], reveló un montón de información avergonzante, más notablemente [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|un retrato de él metiéndole dedo a Megan]] lo cual arruinó su relación más importante en aquel entonces, y, a la misma vez, les dió a los troles la justificación como para seguir con la guerra contra Chris. Al llegar la primavera de [[2008]], se expulsó a Chris de [[The Game Place|su sitio favorito]] (temporalmente, pero se hizo permanente la prohibición en 2008) y de [[Grace Baptist Church|la iglesia de sus padres]] por razones al menos parcialmente relacionadas a la información disponible en su artículo de ED.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|¡Buenos días,]], [[The Hook Cafe|damas]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris en [[2010]].]]<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris en [[2009]], grabando [[April 16 Fetish Vids|videos fetichistas]] para [[Ivy]].]]<br /> <br /> En agosto de 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declaró]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|la guerra]] contra ED en una serie de videos, amenazando retener la publicación of del venidero [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] a menos que su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Hincada Leal y Verdadera]] se reuniesen para obligarle a ED a quitar el artículo de &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. Cuando ED sufrió interrupciones no relacionadas a la misma cruzada, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|se puso la medalla Sonichu de la victoria]], irónicamente garantizando que seguía estar en el punto de mira de sus troles en los años venideros. Esto empezó un ciclo interminable en que Chris producía [[videos]], cómics, y esquemas alocados para contraatacar a sus troles, lo cual, por turno, les animarían a los troles a que lo provocase para ver sus respuestas graciosísimas [[Honest Content|en que revelaba más información sobre él mismo]].<br /> <br /> El ciclo brevement se interrumpió en el otoño de 2008 cuando Chris envió varios [[medallions|medallones]] a su [[Blanca Weiss|novia falsa de Internet]], que de inmediato los destruyó y luego terminó la relación. Esta pena emocional y el lanzamiento de ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' redució a su redimiento de videos y otras fuentes de &quot;lulz&quot;. A la misma vez, la Enciclopedia Dramática empezó a tomar medidas estrictas contra los troles que usaban la págica de Chris como un foro para discutirlo, y por lo general, las opiniones se divergían en cuanto a si era gracioso o [[A-Logging|detestable y agotador]] continuar acosándolo. El cisma resultante llevó a la fundación de varios sitios (tales como [[CWCki|este mismo]] singularmente devotado a documentar su vida), lo que sólo ha expandido la cobertura Chris y sus travesuras.<br /> <br /> A finales de 2008, los troles controlaron muchos de los aspectos de la vida de Chris, haciéndose pasar por [[fans]], compañeras románticas, enemigos caricaturescos, y socios potenciales en los negocios. El ego y la [[naïve|ingenuidad]] de Chris le hizo fácilmente recibir con los brazos abiertos a este nuevo mundo feliz en el cual todas las mujeres querían cogerlo, todos los hombre trataban a ayudarlo para vender sus productos de ''Sonichu'' o robar la franquicia para realizar sus propias metas nefarias, y que los troles eran una minoridad ruidosa mientras Chris perseguía la fama y la fortuna. Los troles empezaron a denotar los eventos grandes de su vida como las &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; tales como la Saga de [[Miyamoto]], la Saga de [[Julie]], la Saga de[[Ivy]], la Saga de Chris Líquido, y la Saga de ''[[Asperchu]]''. Todo este tiempo, los editores y administradores trabajando para Encyclopedia Dramatica y el CWCki mantenían registros constantes de estos sucesos, asegurando que Chris no pudiese seguir con su tratamiento revisionista y memoria selectiva en cuanto a la historia suya.<br /> <br /> Siguiente a su fracasado intento para cortejar [[The Wallflower|una mujer verdadera]] en marzo de [[2010]], Chris se dió cuenta de lo que cualquier otra persona se habría dado cuenta hace muy antes: que su presencia en el red y el ciclo tóxico de exponer algo sobre si mismo, acabarse explotado o burlado por los troles, y reaccionar mal a dichos troles tenía un impacto nocivo a su salud mental y su vida social, y cada nuevo video exacerbó el problema. Dicha revelación pareció haberle hecho reducir su presencia en linea y dejar de ponerse sus medallones de Sonichu y las [[clown shirt|camisetas de payaso]]. Por un tiempo, parecía que Chris había aprendido de sus experiencias y se esforzaba para mejorar su vida.<br /> <br /> En [[November 2010|noviembre de 2010]], cerca del tiempo de que otra saga romántica involucrando [[Jackie|otra mujer falsa]] fracasó, Chris anunció su intención para dejar de socializar en línea ademas de publicar videos de si mismo. Subsecuentemente, todos los videos, menos el último, se borraron de su canal de YouTube. Al principio, parecía que Chris realizaba un cambio positivo de su estilo de vida, pero desgraciadamente se descubrió rápidamente que sus actividades en el Internet ya no se había cesado por completo desde el anuncio de su retiro de los redes sociales. En vez de invertir sus horas en actividades fructíferas o mejorar sus habilidades sociales , Chris desperdició mucho más tiempo jugando videojuegos y haciendo lo que hacía cuando si interactuaba con los troles. De manera previsible, se olvidó de cualquier cosa que habría aprendido de sus experiencias de [[Kick the Autistic|ser el felpudo más pisado del Internet]], y subsecuentement volvió a grabar videos empezando en [[August 2011|agosto de 2011]]... Aunque hubo un gran cambio en cuanto a como él se había presentado en línea antes.<br /> <br /> ==Era del trasvestismo==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|¡En Serio He Estado [[Chris and English|PUBICAMENTE]] INVISIBLE por AÑOS! Los MALDITOS Troleando-Estupidos me han manipulado; manchado mi una vez buen nombre a través del más peor barro, fango, y fluidos corporales; me han violado de manera emocional y mental continuamente; me han hecho la reputación más peor imaginable en el Internet, Y relataron ESTA a la VIDA FUERA DE LÍNEA mediante los chismes, rumores, y presidencialmente grandes Jodidos Campañas!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris descargándose en Facebook]] después de que años de ser troleado le hicieron su daño.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en [[2011]] en una de las primeras [[Tomgirl Pictures|fotos de Tomgirl]]. Ésta también se tomó alrededor de la muerte de su padre.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris en el año [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> Quizás el cambio más dramático en la vida de Chris fue su aceptación abierta y entustiástica del trasvestismo y la feminidad en general. En [[2011]], Chris se reveló haberse convertido en un verdadero travesti (o &quot;[[tomgirl]],&quot; como se lo dice) y totalmente aceptó esta nueva identidad tanto en el hogar como en público. Pareció haberse reconciliado este comportamiento con su homofobia extrema, transfobia, y presunta heterosexualidad sin dificultades ningunas. Aunque se consideró no más que otra saga, este comportamiento parece profundamente arraigado en él y se volvió más extremo a finales de 2014 y los años siguientes. Como anteriormente se ha dicho, Chris iba a lentemente rechazar sus actitudes homofóbicas y contra LGBT con el tiempo.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en el año [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> En el [[September 2011|septiembre de 2011]], se murió el padre de Chris a causa de fallo cardíaco. Chris continúa a vivir con su madre, quien, en conjunto de sus [[tugboat|beneficios sociales]], es su única fuente de ingresos. Ya que su madre está en sus ochenta, se puede razonablemente presumir que a ella le resta poco tiempo en este mundo, especialmente cuando se considera su deterioro de salud mental y física.<br /> <br /> A partir de la muerte de Bob, Chris generalmente cesó sus interacciones con los troles, al parecer no capaz de recuperar fácilmente de la tristeza como antes. En lugar de esto, Chris cayó en una depresión grave, sin duda exacerbada por luego perder su casa a causa de un incendio, y las siguientes dificultades financieras. Como secuela de la tragedia familiar, muchos troles empezaron a cuestionar si Chris merecía o, de verdad, era capaz de lidiar con ser troleao más, dado que ya no era el [[Chris and anger|belicoso]], egocéntrico hombre niño vesitdo en [[Chris and fashion|camisetas de rayas estúpidas]] que el mundo había llegado a conocer y adorar. Al parecer de muchos, fue obvio que los días felices en los que Chris gritaba frente a la cámara como un loco y actuando como un animal del circo para los trolls que le ofreciesen [[china]] se habían acabado, y muchos siguieron adelante. Así, la época dorada de Chris-Chan se acabó.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris en [[2014]], mostrando su [[hair|pelo]] largo, lacio, y fino que sinceramente ralea.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en [[2015]], haciendo cosplay de [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br /> <br /> No obstante, los Chandler sobrevivientes todavía lograron ser imanes para drama en su propio vecindario. En [[October 2011|octubre de 2011]], se [[28 October 2011|arrestaron]] a Chris y Bárbara en la tienda [[The GAMe PLACe]] y les dieron muchos cargos, incluyendo asalto, y negarse a parar en un accidente cuyo costo fue más de $1,000 en daños después de un enfrentamiento con [[Michael Snyder]], dueño del negocio mencionado. (Chris había presumido que la nueva gerencia significó que Synder ya no trabajase allí, lo cual le ofreció la oportunidad para volver a visitar la tienda. Cuando se dió cuenta de que no era así, los Chandler lo atropelló con su coche.) Los cargos de invasión de propiedad privada y asalto en la contra de Chris se retiraron, pero los dos aun encararon juicios de delito grave a causa del cargo de negarse a parar, y del cargo de asalto de agente policial contra Bárbara. La parte mayor del dinero que Bob les dejó se utilizó para pagar sus costos legales.<br /> <br /> Mientras esperaba el juicio, Chris se preocupaba por la posibilidad de morirse virgen si estuviese encarcelado, así que buscó maneras como para tener al mínimo un solo encuentro sexual antes de lo peor sucediese. [[April 2012|El abril de 2012]], Chris declaró que finalmente [[Mia Hamm|dejó de ser virgen]]. Se ha confirmado la historia como verdadera... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|y se realizó mediante contratar una prostituta]]. Chris incumplió el aspecto de encontrar &quot;amor verdadero&quot; en su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Amor]] y saltó directamente al punto, lo cual pareció haberle hecho satisfecho a corto plazo pero no ha hecho gran diferencia en su vida en otro modo. Además de este incidente, 2012 careció de muchas novedades, probablemente porque Chris tenía problemas [[Chris and the law|legales]] y pasó mucho menos tiempo en línea que antes.<br /> <br /> El año [[2013]] vió la presencia en línea de Chris más o menos limitado a desahogarse en [[Facebook]] y [[Twitter]], además de hacerse un paria para gente en la vida real a través de sus hechos. Empezó a echarles la culpa a los demás a la cara por sus propios defectos, lo cual resultó en su retiro de su iglesia, siendo atacado verbalmente por una actriz de voz de [[My Little Pony|uno de sus programas favoritos]], molestando los pocos amigos que le quedaban con su homofobia y siendo prohibido a entrar un [[Walmart]] a causa de cometer vandalismo descarado. Se ha quejado también del &quot;estés&quot; haciéndole daño con respecto a su salud ([[Chris and health|esto, al menos, es evidente]]) y anhelaba sin parar no sentirse &quot;solito.&quot; Incluso las &quot;amiguitas&quot; de la secundaria de las cuales Chris hablaban con cariño le acabaron tracionando – aprendió cerca del Halloween de 2013 que ellas sólo lo toleraba por lástima por él y, al descubrir sus travesuras, se sintieron tan disgustado por ellos como cualquier otra persona sensata sentiría. Por supuesto, las muchas miserias que lamentaba Chris en esta época fueron Chris pagando caro su comportamiento en el pasado, algo de que Chris claramente no se dió cuenta.<br /> <br /> El año 2013 también vió la llegada de no pocos caballeros blancos (incluso amigos de verdad que conoció en la vida real) quienes todos le ofrecieron consejos constructivos a Chris, aunque sus consejos fuesen información poca grata y, por ende totalmente ignorado, como dicta la tradición. Este año de su vida pareció caracterizado mayormente por su falta al respecto a mucha gente,cosas y ideas que le rodeaban, acabando con su exilio y soledad que tontamente (pero como es predecible) no vió como relacionado con su comportamiento asqueroso. <br /> <br /> A principios,parecía que el año [[2014]] iba a ser nada más que lo de siempre. Eso es, hasta el 10 de [[January 2014|enero]] cuando un alargador exendiéndose desde el baño hasta una cafetera en el pasillo – lo cual fue colocado así debido a el estado de la casa con la acumulación compulsiva de Bárbara, y se hizo deshilachado debido al cierre constante de la puerta. – El alargado acabó soltando chispas y [[2014 house fire|provocó un incendio]].&lt;ref&gt;[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]&lt;/ref&gt; While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br /> <br /> In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br /> <br /> [[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br /> <br /> ==Transgender Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br /> <br /> More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove.&quot;<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> ==Goddess Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br /> <br /> After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br /> <br /> When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.<br /> <br /> Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br /> <br /> During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called &quot;overpowered&quot; goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Downfall Era==<br /> {{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan &quot;The Gunt&quot; Ralph]].]]<br /> <br /> [[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|&quot;Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!&quot;}}]]<br /> <br /> After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]<br /> <br /> However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.<br /> <br /> What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order.)]]<br /> <br /> On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.<br /> <br /> While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]<br /> <br /> Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br /> <br /> Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.<br /> <br /> On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with &quot;waive right to indictment&quot; and &quot;transportation order&quot; added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.<br /> <br /> ==Second Coming Era==<br /> {{main|2023|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Second Coming}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|&quot;Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime&quot;]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Free as fuck.]]<br /> <br /> The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].<br /> <br /> Though every good story needs a sequel, right?<br /> <br /> After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; before updating their files to say he was released by court order.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[autism]] disorder deferred disposition, leading Chris to live up to his Teflon reputation by somehow avoiding even a sex offender charge.<br /> <br /> Chris was temporarily moved to Gateway Homes, a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.&lt;ref&gt;[[Medallion Moulding Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as &quot;[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]].&quot;<br /> <br /> In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to &quot;Resolved Order Pending,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].<br /> <br /> On 23 August 2023, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.<br /> <br /> Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later.<br /> <br /> By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]]. <br /> <br /> In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&amp;A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day, presumably after his infamous reputation caught up to him.<br /> <br /> As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.<br /> <br /> ==Featured Fan Videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | ytid = DxAhBoYfWy4<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything<br /> | ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI<br /> | Stardate = 4 March 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbrqVkPdL_5qrgjwHYytQg First Son]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan<br /> | ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw<br /> | Stardate = 16 August 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(espa%C3%B1ol)&diff=320962 User:Dormiebasne/Christian Weston Chandler (español) 2024-03-01T00:32:30Z <p>Dormiebasne: At the tomgirl phase, approaching ever closer the end!</p> <hr /> <div>:''Este artículo se trata del mismísimo Chris... ¡es su artículo y nada menos! Para información sobre el personaje de Sonichu, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler (Personaje de Sonichu)]]. Para otros usos, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)| Christian Weston Chandler (desambiguación)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; se dirije aquí. Para leer sobre sus creencias en cuanto al cristianismo, véase a [[Chris and religion|Chris y la religión (inglés)]].''<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Divulgación de género:''' Esta persona identifica actualmente como [[transgender|transgénero]] de masculino a feminino {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} . Es posible que el uso de pronombres en esta página no refleje su sexo biológico y/o su identidad de género<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Poco Fiable:''' Se ha determinado que Christian Weston Chandler es un narrador poco fiable debido a las siguientes razones:&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es un mentiroso habitual'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Muchas veces, Chris exagera las cosas que acontecieron, a menudo para no verse mal.'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es considerable [[naive|ingenuo]]'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Los recuentos de Chris en cuanto a como salió un tal evento varian con cada recitación'''<br /> Es importante mantener esto en mente cuando evalua la verdad de sus declaraciones.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid red&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''IMPOSTORES:''' Se conoce que Christian Weston Chandler frecuentemente utiliza muchas cuentas falsas (llamadas &quot;sockpuppets&quot; en inglés). Ya que es difícil discernir cuales son de Chris, es mejor que se evite la conjetura en cuanto a si una cuenta pertenece a Christian Weston Chandler si no se ha totalmente verificado que si. <br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;boilerplate metadata&quot; id=&quot;honest&quot;&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; style=&quot;border: 4px solid #000000; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;&quot;<br /> | [[Image:HonestContent.jpg|60px| ]]<br /> | <br /> <br /> '''Este artículo se ha clasificado M por [[Honest Content|Contenido Honesto]]'''<br /> <br /> Es posible que contenga material no seguro para el trabajo<br /> |}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Christian Weston Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|200px]]<br /> <br /> |header3 = Información<br /> |label5 = Nombre<br /> |data5 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) &lt;br&gt; Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler (2016–hoy)<br /> |label7 = También conocido como<br /> |data7 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Kookydash.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Facebook|Tini]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]&lt;br&gt;[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]<br /> |label8 = Género<br /> |data8 = Hombre (1982-2016)&lt;br&gt;Mujer Trans(2016-actualidad)<br /> |label9 = Religión<br /> |data9 = &quot;[[Chris and religion|Cristianismo espiritual de la nueva era ]]&quot;<br /> |label10 = Raza <br /> |data10 = Anglo (8º &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label11 = Altura<br /> |data11 = 5'10&quot; (1.778m)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label12 = Peso<br /> |data12 = 203lb (92.0kg)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label13 = Padre <br /> |data13 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label14 = Madre<br /> |data14 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–hoy)<br /> |label15 = Hermanos <br /> |data15 = [[Cole Smithey]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (hermana media)<br /> |label16 = Educación<br /> |data16 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Colegio comunitario de Piedmont Virginia]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br /> |label17=Nacionalidad<br /> |data17=Estadounidense<br /> |label18 = Profesión<br /> |data18 = Dibujante de cómics freelance([[Lulu|autopuplicado]])&lt;br&gt;Streamer de YouTube&lt;br&gt;Diseñador de videojuegos (no publicado)&lt;br&gt;Empleado de [[Wendy's]] ([[2001]])&lt;br&gt;Vendedor de cuchillería [[Cutco]] ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Músico]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|acompañante hombre]] ([[2010]], no remunerado)&lt;br&gt;Empresario, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostituta]] ([[2016]], no remunerado)<br /> |label19 = Conyuge(s)<br /> |data19 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (desde Marzo 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (desde Junio 2018) &lt;br&gt; y [[Pickchu]] (desde Mayo 2022)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label20=Títulos<br /> |data20=Creador de Sonichu&lt;br&gt;Historiador de Sonichu y Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Diosa de CPU]] de las naciones de [[Cwcville]], Comma, y las [[Commodore 64|cónsolas de Commodore]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;La reina de la risa moderna&lt;ref&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|El verdadero jugador uno]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> }}<br /> {{quote|Soy la persona [[Autism|autista]] [[Slow-in-the-minds|de alto funcionamiento]] que fue extremadamente [[Megan Schroeder|dañada emocionalmente]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|su inspiration]][[Chris and art|artística]] perdida con paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|engaño]], [[Calling Out &quot;Tito&quot; - Don|extorsión]] y [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|palabras puramente hirientes]] de esos [[Trolls]] parásitos. Soy el [[Chris and copyright|creador]], dibujando a mano, de [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] y la ciudad de [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|EE.UU]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Mirad, ¡El error de Dios!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] sobre Chris.}}<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler''', anteriormente '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (nacido: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 de febrero [[1982]]) es un caricaturista [[Autism|autista]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|enfermo mental]],&lt;ref&gt;Confirmado por su designación entre la [[Therapeutic Docket|lista de casos terapéutica]].&lt;/ref&gt; [[JERKS|misandrista]] y [[Women's rights|misógino]] de {{Age|1982|2|24}} años, que también es [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], anterior [[virgin with rage|virgin con rabia]], autoproclamado [[CPU Blue Heart|deidad]], y [[Affair with Mother|literalmente chingó su madre]]. Normalmente se refiere a él por su apodo '''Chris-Chan''', sus iniciales '''CWC''', o simplemente el nombre género neutral de '''Chris'''. Se asemeja un tanto a una caricatura de {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} que ha cobrado vida, y se le considera uno de los &quot;lolcows&quot; más conocidos y bien documentados en la cultura del internet – si no se ve entre las personas más documentadas de la historia.<br /> <br /> Ciertas personas le consideran una celebridad, pero no ha vendido un álbum [[Chris and music|multi-platino]], ni ha sido regalado con [[Chris and cinematography|un premio Oscar]]. En lugar de eso, es el [[Things Chris has ripped off|creador]] del infame cómic en línea ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', que pretende relatar la historia de un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo de tipo eléctrico]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] y su [[sweetheart|amante]] [[Rosechu]], además de sus aventuras con el [[Chaotic Combo|Combo Caótico]]. En la práctica, el cómic sirve para darle a Chris un camino para [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|cumplir sus deseos]] propios, dejándole expresar su descontento con el hecho de que [[Mary Lee Walsh|la facultad en su escuela profesional]] no reconocieron [[Honor roll|lo que él consideraba ser un desempeño ejemplar académico]] [[Count Graduon|cuando se graduó]], junto con sus frustraciones sobre [[Love Quest|siendo incapaz de encontrar una pareja romántica]]; asi que, el libro le permitió a reencauzar su [[Chris and anger|ira]] hacia [[Jerkop|la gente que]] [[Manajerks|impedieron sus esfuerzos]], poniéndolos en el papel de villanos y a si mismo como un [[List of unheroic protagonist actions| héroe verdadero del modelo Campbell]] en su narrativa. Después de cumplir con su educación, Chris carecía de empleo por la mayoria de su vida como adulto, ganándose la vida por medio de [[Monthly tugboat|beneficios sociales del gobierno]] y las [[Patreon|donaciones]] de su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Verdadera y Leal Hinchada]].<br /> <br /> A finales del año [[2007]], se convirtió en [[Chris and the Internet|famoso del internet]] cuando se filtraron imágenes de él en [[The GAMe PLACe|una tienda de juegos de tablero]] a los foros de {{w|Something Awful}}. Tras su descubrimiento, se burlaron de Chris por su [[Chris and fashion|sentido de la moda poco común]] y [[Obesity|su exceso de peso]], y las imágenes de Chris se difundieron a lugares como [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] y [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], y durante el proceso de su propagación, muchos [[trolls]] vieron su cómic por la primera vez, propulsándolo a la fama instante. La fascinación inicial se debía a su [[Chris and art|obra artística infantil]], su distintivo [[Medallions|medallón de Sonichu]] casero que llevaba en público, y su historia de merodear en [[Attraction Locations|ubicaciones públicas]] mientras literalmente teniendo el la mano un [[Attraction Sign|letrero]] implorando que las mujeres le hablasen. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Su reacción frente a la burla]] resultó en un ciclo en el que [[Honest Content|Chris revelaba más información perturbante sobre si mismo]] y sus [[Chris and manipulation|trolls esforzándose más y más para descubrir más de la historia sobre este individual extraño.]]. Así, la vida de Chris empezó a descontrolarse más con la llegada de &quot;trolling&quot; organizado, [[Chris and...|analisis psicológico de salón]] por parte de espectadores desconcertados, y unas payasadas bizarras de verdad de Chris que siguen hasta hoy en día, que influyeron el desarrollo del cómic cuando tuviese ganas de actualizarlo. <br /> <br /> El periodo más notable de la actividad en línea de Chris tuvo lugar entre los años 2007 y 2010 – dicho periodo ha sido declarado [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|la &quot;Era Clásica&quot;]] por los Cristorianos modernos – en el que Chris se veía repetidamente engañado por troles fingiendo ser [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|novias potenciales]], y atacaba a su archienemigo [[Clyde Cash]], el líder del grupo más notable de troles durante la vida de Chris: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. En dicha época, [[Julie Reveals Herself|Chris fue engañado]] por [[BlueSpike|un joven sádico de 13 años]] para [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|meterle su medallón a su culo]], [[Liquid Chris|experimentó el robo de su identidad por una persona mucho más talentosa que él]], [[Asperchu|y padeció una parodia de ''Sonichu'' despiadada por un equipo de caricaturistas al propósito de tocarle los huevos]], entre otras desventuras. Sin embargo, con el tiempo decidió cerrar la sesión en el internet a finales de este periodo, al parecer dándose cuenta de lo inútil de su lucha contra los &quot;malditos troles sucios&quot;. A la hora de su inevitable vuelta al internet unos meses más tarde en 2011, él no era igual que antes. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris empezó a experimentar con el travestismo]], refiriéndose a si mismo como un &quot;Tomgirl&quot; (lo opuesto de una marimacha), antes de declararse [[transgender|transgénero]] a finales de 2014.<br /> <br /> A partir de esos incidentes, la actividad en el internet de Chris se mantuvo relativamente normal (según sus estandares), a pesar de su cambio de identidad de género, la muerte de su padre (que llevó directamente a la disolución de los Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|un caso de atropello con fuga]], [[2014 house fire|el accidente que causó un incendio que destruyó su casa]], y [[26 December 2014|un incidente en el que gaseó con Mace a un empleado de GameStop]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|motivado por el color de los brazos de Sonic]]. Se cambiaron las cosas cuando surgieron dos nuevos grupos de troles – los [[Idea Guys]] y el [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|quienes lo adoctrinaron]] con creencias más y más irreales (tales como la idea de que él y sus padres son [[Sonichu (species)|medio-Sonichu]] o [[Rosechu (species)|medio-Rosechu]]), y culminó con la [[Chris and reality|revelación por parte de Chris]] de que él era [[CPU Blue Heart|una diosa]] destinada para traer [[Dimensional Merge|la convergencia de las dimensiones]] entre [[Dimensions#C-197|el mundo de su cómic]] y el nuestro, efectivamente iniciando una secta apocalíptica centrado en lo que empezó con un tonto, autoindulgente mezcla de ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' y ''[[Pokémon]]''. Después, Chris utilizó dicha [[Messiah complex|creencia delusional]] como un intricado [[Chris and coping|mechanismo para lidiar]] mientras seguía con sus hábitos autodestructivos.<br /> <br /> A pesar de que dichos grupos de troles se vieron expulsado debido a los esfuerzos de los [[Guard Dogs]], quienes intentaron mantener a Chris alejado del sendero de la ruinación (y para que no se hiciese el ridículo más), Chris se dedicó a seguir creyendo esas creencias insaludables y bien absurdas. Mientras tanto, su [[Chris and health|salud física]] y [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental]] se marchitaban, y [[Financhu Crisis|las finanzas se convirtieron en un asunto grave para la casa Chandler]], además del problema de que a su madre no le restaba mucho tiempo con vida. Todos dichos problemas hicieron que Chris se andentraba más y más profundamente en el refugio de sus fantasias. Se empeoraron las cosas hasta el punto de que [[Spirit possession|Chris fingía estar bajo la posesión espiritual de varios personajes de ficción]] con regularidad, incluso con un periodo de &quot;posesión&quot; por Sonichu que duró un año, sirviendo como una manera para lidiar con no poder asistir a dos convenciones de [[BABSCon|''My Little Pony'']], canceladas a causa de la pandemia de [[COVID-19]].<br /> <br /> Se cruzó el punto de no retorno en [[2021]], después de que [[Incest Call|audio filtrado]] reveló que [[Affair with Mother|tuvo varios encuentros incestuosos con su madre]], lo que causó el forzado desalojo de él [[14 Branchland Court|de su casa]] y que le enviaron al [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|cárcel]], que fue el incidente más publicitado desde unos años. Durante ese tiempo, [[Jail Communications|correspondencia desde el cárcel]] ilustró que se profundizaba en sus fantasias aún más, creyéndose ser la reincarnación de Jesús Cristo. Se transfirió a Chris al [[Western State Hospital|manicomio]] por tres meses antes de que volviese al cárcel, hasta salir del cárcel en [[March 2023|Marzo de 2023]]. A partir de su liberación, se ha mantenido [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|de perfil bajo]], pero está fielmente aumentado su actividad en línea.<br /> <br /> Nunca antes ha sido una figura del internet tal como Chris-Chan, gracias a las circunstancias únicas que formaron su comportamiento peculiar y posteriormente llevándose a su prominencia en línea, y es posible que nunca habrá otra persona tal como él – él es verdaderamente único en su especie. Es la misión dedicada de [[CWCki|este mismo wiki]] registrar su vida en detalle absurdamente alto, y si quiere, lector, profundizar el agujero de conejo casi sin fondo con nosotros, debería empezar por leer esta página. Prepárese, ya que va a ser un viaje largo, y no hay fin en vista.<br /> <br /> ==Resumen==<br /> {{Protip|Después de identificarse públicamente como mujer trans desde a finales de 2014, la identidad de género de Chris ha sido cuestion de gran debate entre los Cristorianos y hay controversia dentro y fuera de la comunidad trans. Para mantener consistencia en cuanto a los expedientes que precedieron la transición, y para no causar confusión para nuestros lectores, el CWCki opta por utilizar los pronombres masculinos para describir a Chris, incluso en la época después de su transición. NOTA DEL TRADUCTOR: En cuanto a las cuotaciones, se ha traducido de acuerdo con el pronombre utilizado, o el pronombre que utilizaría el sujeto, durante el tiempo en qué lo dijo. Por ejemplo, cuando Chris refiere a si mismo después de identificarse como mujer, se traducirá con pronombres femininos. Lo igual si es de otra persona que utiliza pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris.<br /> <br /> Que sea consciente de que no son todos que aceptan dicha estrategia, con ciertas personas optando por usar exclusivamente los pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris a partir de su transición, y otras personas optando por usar pronombres neutros, o los pronombres de acuerdo con la identidad de Chris expresada en el tiempo de que se habla.<br /> <br /> El nombre legal de Chris ahora es Christine, pero el apodo de Chris es género neutral, y puede abreviarse así cada uno de los nombres que ha usado Chris en su vida. Chris lo ha aceptado como apodo, a pesar de oponerse a ello anteriormente postransición. A raíz de esto, el CWCki normalmente utiliza este nomber cuando se discute Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> En todo caso, Chris está legalmente registrado como mujer y ha empezado terapia de reemplazo hormonal, pero no se ha sometido a cirugia de reasignación sexual, y es probable que nunca lo hará debido a unos factores (entre otros, su estatus socioeconómico y historia criminal).}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Parece lo suficiente inteligente como para entender que no entiende, y eso es lo más duro de todo. |Un estudiante anónimo de la [[University of Virginia|Universidad de Virginia]] refleccionando sobre Chris .&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html &quot;glass house&quot;], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Una imagen infame que dibujó Chris en que disfruta de un refresco en dos maneras]]]]<br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris en [[July 2018|Julio de 2018]], posando con un fan vestido de Sonichu en [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris es un tímido, autístico, autodenominado [[Transgender|mujer trans]] de tendencias hacia la delusión, quien ha sido permitido – por sus padres, [[Barbara Chandler]] y el difunto [[Bob Chandler]] – vivir eternamente como un niño, acumulando [[toys|juguetes]] y [[video games|videojuegos]] en un solo [[room|cuarto]] en la [[14 Branchland Court|casa]] de sus padres. Aún en los cuarenta, Chris se queda tan cómodo en su existencia protegida que se niega a atenerse a las normas sociales. Ha regularmente mostrado dificultades en cuanto a demostrar [[Love Quest|comportamiento]] público [[Chris and the law|aceptable]], reconocer cuando tiene que [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|usar el baño]], y usar su tiempo para [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribuir]] [[Dimensional Merge|a]] [[Twitter|la sociedad]] de manera significativa alguna. Aunque el sistema de educación pública forzó a Chris que encare la [[reality|realidad]], graduarse le ha dado la licencia de quedarse dentro y evitar desempeñando las actividades típicas civiles, optando por quedarse en casa y subsistir con los dólares de los contribuyentes. Debido a su abstinencia del mundo exterior, Chris no ha mantenido ningún [[Chris's resume|empleo]] [[Wendy's|desde 2001]] (aparte de comisiones y esquemas de pirámide), y no ha pasado más de unos meses de empleo continuo en toda su vida. Es poco probable que Chris vaya a conseguir otro trabajo, gracias a Patreon, sus beneficios sociales (el llamado &quot;Tugboat&quot;, remolcador en español),&lt;s&gt; el mendigar&lt;/s&gt; donaciones generosas, y el hecho de que ha dicho directamente que su autismo le prohibe conseguir un trabajo (a pesar de que haya muchos servicios sociales disponible para ayudar a gente con descapacidades para encontrar empleo). Chris ha tenido asombrosamente pocas relaciones significativas, aunque ha logrado cultivar amistades con gente cuyos intereses en la cultura nerd y LGBT coinciden con los suyos.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris está totalmente obsesionado con su personaje original y el cómic asociado, al punto de que ha elaborado a mano varios [[medallions|medallones]] en forma de Sonichu. Entre Febrero de [[2004]] y [[March 2010|Marzo de 2010]], pocas eran las veces en que se vió o se tomó una foto de Chris sin que tuviese puesto uno de esos tótems, incluso en la [[:Image:License.jpg|foto de su licencia de conductor]] y durante la ceremonia de graduación de [[college|la escuela profesional]] ; se desapareció el medallón por un tanto, pero volvió en [[September 2010|Septiembre de 2010]]. A la misma vez, estaba totalmente convencido de que todo el mundo quería aprender sobre Sonichu, y que la única razón por la cual [[Nintendo]], Sega, y [[Sony]] no le han acercado con ofertas para hacer videojuegos oficiales de ''Sonichu'' es que o son negociadores duros, o que los troles trabajan para ellos, y arruinan la posibilidad de realizar un juego. Por un rato, Chris operaba una tienda de eBay donde elaboraba y vendía sus medallones de Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, y incluso ofrecía opciones para hacer personajes personalizados. Se los vendían por $30 cada uno. Después de que salió levemente exitosa su tienda de eBay, se mudó a Etsy, pero su pereza se apoderó de él y perdió la tienda a partir de nueve meses de operación, debido a no cumplir órdenes.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|Una herramienta útil para pronosticar sucesos en la Christoria.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|Un gráfico aproximado que muestra la correlación entre conocimiento sobre Chris y la lástima que uno siente por él.]]<br /> <br /> Chris solía odiar a los [[homos|hombres homosexuales]], y lo comunicaba con tanta intensidad que los espectadores fácilmente sacaban la idea de que él simplemente tenía miedo de convertirse gay. No puede aguantar mirar al [[pickle|pene]] de otro hombre, y se fijaba la mirada en un [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|un póster de ''Sailor Moon'']] para mantenerse heterosexual.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus palabras no siempre coinciden con sus acciones; a lo largo de su historia temprana en el internet, aparentaba estar profundamente inseguro en relación a su género y sexualidad. Aun anteriormente a su transición, Chris ha [[Semen#Recycling|tragado su propio semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|llevado un sostén]], y solo refrenaba su [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendencia a trasvestirse orgullosamente]] porque su madre de edad avanzada se oponía a ello intensamente. Aunque esos hechos no indican la homosexualidad sin duda, si cuestionan la validez del juicio de Chris con respecto a su propia orientación sexual. Sorprendentemente, sin embargo, su homofobia parecía tener poco base en sus creencias religiosas, como no se había dado cuenta del verso Levítico 18:22, que condena la homosexualidad, hasta oirlo en un episodio de ''[[Family Guy|Padre de Familia]]'' en 2009.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; Su homofobia no se extendía a las lesbianas, quienes Chris considera excitante sexualmente. Con el tiempo, Chris abandonó su homofobia, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|pidiendo perdón en 2015]] y apoya lo que llama el espectro de [[SLGBTQ]]. En [[2018]], Los [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed|adoctrinaron]] a Chris para que se identifiquese como bisexual, aunque es probable que esto igualmente fuese Chris conformándose con su sexualidad tanto como el resultado de manipulación.<br /> <br /> Su vida de adulto se ha definido mayormente por su meta de hacer de ''Sonichu'' una franquicia exitosa para encontrar éxito financiero (o, al menos, controlar su [[debt|deuda]]), su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Novia]] para obtener una &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|sin-novio]], de 18-[''su edad actual''] años, cariñosa, [[tobacky|no fumadora]], no-[[alcohol]]ica mujer [[Chris and race|blanca]] &quot; para convertir en su &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|cariño desde cero]],&quot; y, empezando en 2011, se enfocó en lo de su identidad como [[tomgirl]] y más tarde una mujer trans lesbiana. Luego, Chris desarrolló un [[Messiah complex|complejo de Mesías]], creyéndose ser [[Chris and religion|la reincarnación de Jesus Cristo]] destinado a facilitar una [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]] entre la ficción y la realidad.<br /> <br /> En breve, la historia de Chris parece una condenada a [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|no tener un final feliz]], con su vida sirviendo como advertencia sobre la época del Internet. Es un cuento de [[Borb|mala crianza de los hijos]], [[Chris and socialization|el aislamiento social]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|la candidez]], [[Chris and his ego|el narcisismo]], [[Chris and work|la pereza]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|la hipocresía]], [[Chris and sex|desviación sexual]], y lo más importante, un cuento sobre todo el mundo presenciando en tiempo real la lenta, dolorosa degradación de otro ser humano.<br /> <br /> ==Pseudónimos==<br /> {{quote|Llámame por el nombre que [[Chris and religion|Dios]] [[Christopher's name change|y el oso]] [[Chris and English|me ha dado]] por toda mi vida. El nombre actual completo de Christian Weston Chandler, mi primer nombre siendo Christopher y mi apodo español siendo Ricardo. Pero, al fin y al cabo, que tan solo me llame Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris demandando algo de]] [[Liquid Chris|su impostor]], años antes de su cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Selfie de Chris, vestido en [[The Classic|su camisa clásica]] y [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|el medallón de Sonichu]], alrededor de 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|&quot;¡Mirad mis obras, os poderosos, y desesperad!&quot;}}]]<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Autorretrato de Chris como personaje de cómic, dibujado a mano.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler tiene una variedad de nombres que lo ha dado a si mismo. Nació con el nombre Christopher Weston Chandler, pero [[Christopher's name change|lo cambió]] a &quot;Christian&quot; según como le llamó el &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|operador del oso animatrónico en el centro comercial]]&quot; que oyó mal su nombre, lo que interpretó como un señal de Dios. A mediados de la primera década de los 2000, Chris adoptó el apodo &quot;Chris-Chan,&quot; un juego de palabras involucrando su apellido y el {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|sufijo honorífico japonés ''-chan''}}, que, según Wikipedia, &quot;se usa para referirse a niños jóvenes, amigos íntimos, infantes, abuelos y, a veces, adolescentes femininas.&quot; Chris aprendió de este honorífico por medio de series de [[anime]] como ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' y ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. El nombre &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; suele escribirse erróneamente sin el guion como &quot;Chris Chan,&quot; como si Chris se hubiese llamado como {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Extrañamente]], antes de su transición Chris refería a si mismo por su nombre entero, o si tenía ganas de aumentar la formalidad utilizaba &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; Se siente [[Chris and his ego|peculiarmente orgulloso]] de sus inciales &quot;CWC,&quot; y muchas veces las incorpora a sus obras y varios juegos de palabras centrado en la palabra &quot;quick&quot; (&quot;rápido&quot;, irónicamente, ya que...bueno, no lo es). Ejemplos incluyen [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] y [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Poco después de declararse una lesbiana [[transgender|transgénero]], Chris empezó a introducirse como &quot;Christine.&quot; En Mayo de 2016, él exitosamente entabló un cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine Weston Chandler.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Luego entabló para cambiar el sexo indicado en su licencia de conducir para identificarle como mujer.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; Ahora firma su nombre con corazonitos dibujados sobre la letra &quot;i&quot;. Sus documentos legales se refieren a él como Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; menos las demandas cíviles, en las que no ha actualizado su información con el demandante.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|Este wiki]], sin embargo, lo llamamos Chris en el interés de consistencia.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris empezó a identificarse por el nombre Christine a finales de 2014 antes del cambio legal de nombre en 2016.]]<br /> <br /> En sus clases de [[Spanish|español]] en la preparatoria su apodo era &quot;Ricardo,&quot; y mucho tiempo después seguía traduciendo su nombre a &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; cuando escribía o hablaba en español, más probable a raíz de no darse cuenta de que uno no normalmente cambia su nombre con otro totalmente distinto al hablar otro idioma. A veces, llegaba a tal punto que se proclamaba &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Chandler&quot;, o alguna variedad del mismo, para identificarse precisamente. Recientemente, Chris ha dejado de decir su segundo nombre, nombres anteriores, y su apodo español en sus videos; ahora solamente empieza con &quot;Christine Chandler.&quot; (Chris nunca ha inventado una versión femenina del apodo &quot;Ricardo&quot;, o cualquier nombre de carácter español para reemplazarlo.)<br /> <br /> De vez en cuando, Chris utilizaba los nombres de sus personajes para referirse a sí mismo, más notablemente su gemelo maligno, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], y por supuesto, Sonichu. En los cómics, Chris tiene la habilidad para transformarse en un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo eléctrico]], llamado [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. Mientras Chris se volvía más inestable en 2017 y cayó bajo la influencia de los [[Idea Guys]]' en 2018, él se fusionaba aún más en sus invenciones fantásticas al punto de que añadió &quot;Sonichu&quot; al fin de su nombre (aunque no se reconoce como un cambio de nombre legal, a diferencia de los cambios a &quot;Christian&quot; o &quot;Christine&quot; en los años pasados), para reconciliarse con la creencia que es medio-Sonichu en la vida real, según muchas instancias de adoctrinamiento. Otros nombres que él usa actualmente incluyen [[CPU Blue Heart]] (CPU Corazón Azúl) y [[Night Star]] (Estrella Nocturna), sus personajes autoinserciones para las franquicias ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' y ''[[My Little Pony]]'', respectivamente. En las circunstancias en que quiere presentarse de manera particularmente ostentosa, puede que adjunte sus varios alter egos a su nombre, tal y como decía sus nombres anteriores en el pasado.<br /> <br /> Muy pocos son los nombres que se usan para referirse a Chris que no eran invenciones suyas. Uno de los más notables es &quot;Chrissy,&quot; popularizado por [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] por casualidad irónica, mientras éste se burlaba de Chris mediante hacer femenino su nombre, que ahora parece haber pronosticado su interés en el travestismo y más tarde volverse trans. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], que se derivó del canal IBAChandler de Chris en [[YouTube]] , se popularizó por [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|causándole a Chris mucha angustia]]. Menos notable, hay el apodo &quot;Solid Chris,&quot; utilizado por unos para distinguir a Chris de Liquid según la tradiciòn [[Metal Gear|de cierto serie de videojuegos]]. Ciertos &quot;A-Logs&quot;&lt;ref&gt;Personas que expresan odio excesivo hacia Chris, hasta el punto de que se vuelven objetos de burla.&lt;/ref&gt; se han referido a Chris como &quot;el agente de sátan en la tierra.&quot; Usuarios de [[Kiwi Farms]] han creado el término &quot;Chris Clásico&quot; para referirse a Chris antes de que muriese Bob y/o antes la saga de [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl]], usando &quot;Chris Moderno&quot; para indicar el Chris de hoy y sus payasadas.<br /> <br /> ==La era fundacional==<br /> ===Niñez y adolescencia===<br /> {{quote|Las palabras de despedida más importantes con las cuales puedo dejarles – pues, son que siempre recuerden esto. Si muestras a la gente dónde hay [[Kick the Autistic|tus puntos débiles]], luego [[Trolls|la gente]] sabrán como [[Chris and anger|llegar a tus nervios]]. Si jamás se los muestras, nunca sabrán.|Maestra de Chris, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], dando a Chris un consejo de alto valor, que, desdichadamente, nunca tomó en serio.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|El desarrollo (o deterioro, dependiente de punto de vista) de Chris-chan... en forma {{w|Pogs|pog}} (si, son pogs caseros). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Christopher Weston Chandler nació el 24 de febrero de 1982 en el {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital|Hóstital de Martha Jefferson}} en [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].&lt;ref name=&quot;WikiProfile&quot;&gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus padres, [[Borb|Robert y Bárbara]], trabajaron como ingeniero para Western Electric (luego General Electric) y oficinista para Virginia Power, respectivamente. Aunque se desconoce mucho de sus primeros años, los [[Autism papers|papeles de autismo]] revelan que sus habilidades lingüisticas eran deficientes, lo que fue el primer señal de su [[autism|autismo]]. A pesar de esto, Chris sostiene que dijo su primera palabra, &quot;monkey&quot; (mono), cuando apenas tenía seis semanas de vida,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; y sigue orgulloso de esto aun en su madurez, no obstante cuan obviamente poco probable y físicamente imposible que sea cierto – los centros lingüísticos del cerebro humano literalmente no pueden procesar idioma a las seis semanas, tampoco pueden las cuerdas vocales infantiles realizar los sonidos necesarios.<br /> <br /> Una [[abusive babysitter|niñera abusiva]], quien estaba sola con Chris diaramente por años,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; supuestamente encerró a Chris en su edad temprana en un cuarto con juguetes despues de apagar todas las luces, un evento que Chris caracteriza como muy traumático para él.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Parece que Chris no se nota la ironía de que haya regularmente encerrado a si mismo en un cuarto, rodeado de juguetes, por mucho de su vida de adulto.) Anteriormente identificó al encierro este como la fuente de su autismo (lo cual es una ilusión por su parte, cuando se considera que el autismo es un trastorno genético no causado por trauma external). Entre los 1 y 7 años de edad, no habló Chris ni una vez, y tuvo que aprovecharse de terapia de habla en [[James Madison University|la universidad de James Madison]], donde conoció a su primer amigo macho, [[Joshua Martinez]]. Recibió el diagnóstico del trastorno de espectro autista de alto funcionamiento, con el doctor pronosticando (al menos, según que dice Chris) que nunca asistía a la escuela secundaria, ni siquiera ser capaz de escribir su propio nombre.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; No obstante, Chris logró cumplir con estas metas cognitivas en su tiempo.<br /> <br /> Durante los [[1980s|años 80]], Christopher era amiguitos con [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], uno de sus primeros amigos. En una de las anécdotas que ha escrito de ella (de las cuales hay pocas), Chris indicó que Sarah le persuadió a él de que {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost|Casper el fantasma amigable}} vivía en el sótano de poca altura de la casa de ella. Cuando Chris se metió allí para verlo, Sarah lo encerró alli &lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; en una muestra asombrosa de su amistad, lo cual empezó su historiada carrera de ser troleado. Aparentemente, él no le alberga ningún rencor sobre lo sucedido (probablemente a raíz de que es una mujer bella – si un [[JERKS|tipo]] o una [[Mary Lee Walsh|mujer fea]] le hiciese algo así, Chris [[Death threats|juraría vengarse]]).<br /> <br /> Chris pasó el año escolar de [[1990s|1990-1991]] en el cuarto grado en [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|la escuela primaria de Nathanael Greene]], hasta que sus padres le sacaron de sus clases a causa de una disputa misteriosa. Chris sostiene que fue sujetado a la fuerza por la facultad de la escuela, quienes grabaron sus gritos,&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; y que le obligaron a sentarse en el regazo del [[Bruce Johnson|director]], una experiencia que supuestamente provocó su homofobia. Más tarde, Chris proclamó que el abuso por parte de la facultad fue la experiencia más traumática de su vida. Es posible que su versión de dichos eventos se deba más a las actitudes de sus padres que lo que realmente recuerda. La controversia se llevó a la corte, con la demanda del Condado Greene siendo eviarle a Chris a una &quot;escuela especial,&quot; lo cual Bob y Bárbara probablemente interpretaron significar un loquero. Le educaron a Chris en casa por todo el quinto grado pendiente el resultado del caso legal. Durante este periodo de educación en el hogar, el oso animatrónico [[Leonard Bearstein]] oyó mal el nombre de Christopher y le dijo &quot;Christian,&quot; lo cual inexplicablemente le convinció a Chris que cambiese su nombre legalmente. Al haberse agotado la familia a todos los recursos legales, Chris y su padre se trasladaron a la ciudad de [[Richmond]] para que Chris puediese seguir con su educación en otro sistema escolar, empezando con el sexto grado en [[Providence Middle School|la escuela media de Providence]].&lt;ref&gt;En los EE.UU, la educación obligatorio mayormente consiste en tres clases de escuela. La primaria, que se llama &quot;Elementary School&quot; del kínder hasta el quinto o sexto grado, &quot;Middle School&quot; (Escuela Media) que incluye el sexto hasta el octavo grado, y luego la secundaria, que tiene el noveno hasta el duodécimo grado. Para no confundir las cosas, se utiliza la frase &quot;escuela media&quot; para diferenciar del colegio PVCC&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; Ha descrito su estancia alli como agradable, pero le abusaron muchas veces sus compañeros de clase. Su maestra, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], le ayudó para desarrollar habilidades sociales y lidiar con el acoso de sus compañeros de clase, y más tarde en su vida le declaró la persona más influyente de toda su vida.<br /> <br /> A los once años, Chris entró en y ganó [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes|la lotería Ver y Ganar de Sonic el erizo]]. En su duodécimo cumpleaños, le regalaron $1000 para hacer compras en la tienda de juguetes KB Toys. La cobertura de la cadena WVIR-TV del evento se enfocó en su estado de ser autista, presentando su triunfo como logro respetable, debido a su condición mental. Chris subió una grabación del mismo telediario en [[YouTube]] bien antes de que le conociese la pública general, y sigue siendo la evidencia más concreta de que él no es un trol elaborado. Este incidente se ha frecuentemente citado como el inicio de la tendencia de Chris a utilizar su autismo para obtener la ventaja de tratamiento especial, tanto como su fascinación con juegetes y videojuegos a costa de actividades más maduras. Se ha llevado también a que Chris se entra constantemente en concursos con la esperanza de ganar algo grande(o, si no, [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|volverse enfadado y beligerante con los ganadores]] cuando pierda).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|De infante, era particularmente feo.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|3 años de edad, de verdad un niño adorable.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Con un prototipo [[Sonichu Balls|bola de Sonichu]] en la mano.<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Empieza la preferencia de Chris a las camisetas de payaso]], junto a su infame &quot;ciervo ante los faros&quot; [[Creepy stare|mirada pasmada]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Más de Christian de niño<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, el aguatero del equipo de baloncesto. [[Semen|¡Que no beba nada de uno de sus vasos!]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Aunque sea dificil creerlo, no se ha retocado la foto a la perfección.]]<br /> <br /> Chris pasó mucho de su tiempo en [[Manchester High School|la secundaria]] jugando videojuegos en casa, leyendo novelas de ''[[Goosebumps]]'', y pasando tiempo con sus &quot;[[gal pal|amigas muchachita]]s&quot; y &quot;[[Joseph Herring|amigo]]&quot; en la escuela (aunque resulta que la mayoría de sus amistades fueron concertadas). Era en esta época que se dió para aprovechar de sus &quot;habilidades creativas&quot;, con invenciones como [[Bionic the Hedgehog|Bionic el Erizo]] y Sonichu, el último siendo producto de proyecto para clase simplemente porque su maestro le prohibió usar [[Chris and copyright|personajes protegidos por derechos de autor]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; (La ironía de que solucionase el problema por mezclar dos personajes protegidos por derechos de autor en un nuevo personaje no se le ocurre, hasta el día de hoy.) Después de realizar su ''obra maestra'' de Sonichu, Chris empezó incorporando sus [[OCs|personajes originales]] a todo lo que pudiese, aunque su pasión por su personaje no realmente surgió hasta sus años de colegio.<br /> <br /> Chris proclama que estaba presente en la [[honor roll|lista de mejores alumnos]], y durante esta época consiguió la fuente verdadera de sus póderes, su [[Amnyfest Ring|Anillo &quot;Amnitista&quot;]]. Chris se puso desanimado y salió furiosamente lloarando durante la ceremonia [[Manchester High School#Graduation|de graduación de la secundaria]] debido a que se dió el premio de arte a otra persona. Sinceramente creía que lo merecía más que cualquier otra persona ya que había puesto &quot;tanto esfuerzo&quot; en ello a pesar de su autismo, olvidándose de la probablidad de que los logros artísticos de sus colegas fuesen simplmente mejores. Otra razón por la tristeza fue la revelación horripilante de que tuviese que madurarse y portarse como un adulto, una etapa de la vida por la cual sus padres no le habían preparado.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, apunte de la graduación 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidentemente, no hubo base para este miedo.<br /> <br /> Desde graduarse de la secundaria y asi dejar atrás los años más felices de su vida, Chris se ha mostrado falta de voluntad y capacidad como para avanzar en cualquier otro aspecto de la vida, y desgraciadamente aparenta haber retrocedido en muchas áreas claves mientras avance en edad. Se queda atrapado en una[[Time Void|estasis de tiempo]] del año [[2000]] , como cree que cualquier cosa que hiciese en aquella época fue lo que le ayudó para atraer compañeras. El hecho de que sus amiguitas de secundaria hayan seguido adelante y se hayan casado con hombres adultos de verdad con carreras le concierne ni un poco. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris todavía añora los &quot;días mejores&quot;]] a pesar de que sus creencias hipotéticamente le dejan en un lugar mucho mejor de lo que ocupaba en la secundaria. Como es de imaginar, esto es totalmente porque las cosas no se mejoraron mucho para Chris despues de graduarse.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |La premiada obra artística de Chris<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Esto merece un premio.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|No es espeluznante.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Interpretación de Chris de un Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relajándose. Ni siquiera un poco asustador.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris indica a esto ser su &quot;cara de cuero.&quot; Al parecer, nunca ha mirado ''La masacre de Texas''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|Este plato ayuda perder peso – solo falta mirarlo y vomitará.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|Se pone esto en la puerta para desanimar a ladrones potenciales.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Crónicas de adulto===<br /> {{Quote|Debe quedarse en la escula, aprender tanto que mucho. Y probar antes de elogiar o despreciar. ¡Nunca fumar! ¡Nunca beber! Nunca preocuparse de lo que piense los demás cuando hace cosas... Nunca temer acercarse a los de su género opuesto. ¡Y MÁS IMPORTANTE! FAVOR DE... QUEDARSE HETEROSEXUAL. Les dejo con esas palabras, como he compartido con ustedes en este, mi 25º cumpleaños, el 24 de febrero 2007. Me llamo &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian Weston Chandler. Que tengan una vida larga, y sigan brillándose, en su propia manera única. La guerra nunca es la solución; la paz es. Nunca pelear. Las felicitaciones les darán fuzzy-wuzzies. La guerra le dará prickly-wicklies... Muchísimas gracias, y tengan un excelente día.|Extratos del [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|MENSAJE AL FUTURO de Christian Weston Chandler]], grabado brevemente antes su descubrimiento por el Internet.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|Una de las imágenes promocionales para la [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de amor]].]]<br /> <br /> La entrada de Chris en [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|el Colegio Comunitario de Piedmont Virginia]] probablemente apaciguó su incapacidad para lidiar con la vida después de la secundaria. Cursó [[CADD|Diseño asistido por computadora ]] y empezó trabajando en ''Sonichu'', lanzando un [[Sonichu's News Dash|boletín]], circulándolo por el campus. Con el tiempo, se le perdía el contacto con sus amiguitas de la secundaria, y presumiblemente encontró que el entorno colegial estaban menos del humor para acomodarle y sus idiosincrasias. Por sus propias declaraciones, su vida social faltaba en comparación con sus años en la secundaria.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], página 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris dice que decidió que necisita una [[sweetheart|novia]] el febrero de [[2003]]. Posiblemente impulado por el descubrimiento de que su amiga vieja [[Sarah Hammer]] había empezado saliendo con [[Wes Iseli]], Chris empezó su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Amor]] en serio el mismo verano. Sin embargo, descubrió rápidamente que cada mujer con quien hablaba tuvo novio (o así se lo dijeron). Chris pronto se puso neurótico ante el &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|Infinitamente-Alto Factor-de-Novios]]&quot; y confeccionó y utilizando varios métodos raros para atraer a las mujeres sin que tuviese que realmente acercarse a o hablar con ellas.<br /> <br /> La técnica más elogiada de Chris consistió en sentarse en un sitio (o caminarse de un lado a otro) por horas, con un letrero en la mano que decía &quot;Soy un Hombre Soltero De (edad actual de Chris)-Años, en búsqueda de una Compañera Soltera entre los 18-(edad actual de Chris)-Años.&quot; Extraordinariamente, dicha estrategia logró nada más alla de meterlo en problemas con varias [[jerkops|figuras]] [[manajerks|de autoridad]] que sacaron la idea de que estaba vagueando y/o solicitando el sexo, lo cual fue legalmente cierto. A Chris se le afectaron especialmente una serie de enfrentamientos con la decana de [[PVCC]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]] sobre sus técnicas de atracción, que resultó en una contienda mortal continua y completamente unilateral, lo cual conllevó [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|maldiciones mágicas]] y [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|difamación]]. A partir de una serie de enfrentamientos que incluyó comportamiento cada vez más extraño y amenazante por parte de Chris, Walsh lo expulsó de la escuela por un año en [[2004]]. Finalmente volvió, de todos modos, y obtuvo un título de asociado en Mayo de [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|Puede oler su miedo...]]<br /> <br /> Después del colegio y cumplir con su educación, Chris se alejó sin demora a la sociedad, esforzándose para encontrar una chica sin-novio, dibujando ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating|masturbándose]], y aprovechándose de sus [[monthly tugboat|monedas del gobierno]] para comprar videojuegos y [[sex toys|juguetes sexuales]]. Nunca realizaba ningunos esfuerzos en serio para buscar carrera alguna desde la graduación en adelante, a pesar de haber obtenido un título con el cual puedier haber conseguido un trabajo bien remunerado (y poco exigente) que le habría brindado muchas más oportunidades que quedarse en casa jugando sus videojuegos.<br /> <br /> En el año [[2005]], Chris conoció por primera vez a [[Megan Schroeder]] en una [[The GAMe PLACe|tienda local de juegos tableros y cartas colecionables]]. Siendo paria social también, Megan resultó poco usual en que era dispuesta a hablar con Chris por más de cinco minutos. Los dos se convirtieron en amigos, aunque Megan proclamó haber padecido una separación dura recientemente y rechazó contemplar el interés romántico obvio de Chris hacia ella. Chris, al parecer basando su actitud en haber estudiado a las mujeres a través del [[anime]] y la pornografía, creyó que la manera clave para cambiar los sentimientos platónicos de Megan para que fuese románticos fue hacerle a ella avances inapropriados hacia ella hasta que ella tuvo que decirle que dejase de tocarla (una situación que se empeoró hasta el punto de que [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan lo igualó con el acoso sexual]]).<br /> <br /> En el verano de [[2007]], Chris decidió jugarselo todo por entrar en el [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|Concurso de ''PaRappa the Rapper'']] para que puediese ganar premios y un viaje para dos a Seattle, Washington, lo que formó la parte clave de su plan para finalmente a conquistar a Megan. El concurso culminó en un desastre para Chris, ya que perdió al indeseable [[Adam Stackhouse]] y subsecuentemente aprendió que Megan no se habría ido con él en el viaje aunque si hubiese ganado.<br /> <br /> Fue durante la Búsqueda de Amor que Chris se vió animado para lanzar ''Sonichu'', una serie de cómics que incluía su pokemón erizo eléctrico. Aparentemente, tenía intención de que la serie se enfocase en la vida y tiempos de su personaje increíblemente original, per a mediados de la primera edición halfway, el enfoque de la historia se cambió para ser Chris y sus desaventuras románticas innumerables. Poco sabía Chris, sin embargo, que iba a cambiar su vida de manera permanente como resultado de haber escrito y dibujado su obra maestra.<br /> <br /> ==La era clásica==<br /> {{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Has desperdiciado tu vida. Has desperdiciado tu vida y aún crees que eres lo suficiente aceptable como para salir con cualquier persona, incluso conmigo? Digo, tú eres un jodido irresoluto, ya no eres no lo suficiente aceptable para la sociedad misma. Tú- No creo que jámas vayas a lograr cualquier cosa, no puedes esforzarte para conseguir lo que quieres... Voy a tener una vida feliz y voy a vivir mi vida y, sabes, tú vas a seguir haciendo lo de siempre cinco años más allá de hoy, si no estés muerto.|[[Kacey]], acertadamente pronosticando cuan paralizada será la vida de Chris después de su [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|separación de él]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en el año [[2008]]. [[Blanca Weiss]] le engañó para que se pusiese la ropa interior de su madre.]]<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|¡¡¡DE PUTA MADRE!!!]]<br /> <br /> El don poco usual de Chris (y, por don, nos referimos a la patología) se descubrió cuando alguien subió una foto anónima de Sonichu a [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. Sólo costó una búsqueda rápida por Google del nombre de Chris para averiguar la identidad del autor. También fue descubierto el 26 de octubre de 2007 por el sitio SomethingAwful, cuando se desvió un hilo no relacionado con Chris porque un usuario escribió su relato personal de Chris. Un hilo sobre Chris y Sonichu se creó el próximo día.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; La existencia miserable de Chris también se inundó [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|la Enciclopedia Dramática]] en noviembre de 2007. Su vida no ha sido igual desde entonces, y bastante soprendente, Chris mismo asume parte de la culpa por la situación.<br /> <br /> Al darse cuenta del artículo &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; en la Enciclopedia Dramática (de aquí en adelante, ED), Chris subió un solo video [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|a YouTube]] tratando de manera diplomática convencer al sitio que se quitase la página. Al fallarse el esfuerzo, pasó unos varios meses [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizando]] el artículo con la vana esperanza de agobiar sus enemigos. Sus esfuerzos resultaron catastróficamente contraproducentes, como Chris, para demostrar que fue tan espeluznante como sus [[trolls]], reveló un montón de información avergonzante, más notablemente [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|un retrato de él metiéndole dedo a Megan]] lo cual arruinó su relación más importante en aquel entonces, y, a la misma vez, les dió a los troles la justificación como para seguir con la guerra contra Chris. Al llegar la primavera de [[2008]], se expulsó a Chris de [[The Game Place|su sitio favorito]] (temporalmente, pero se hizo permanente la prohibición en 2008) y de [[Grace Baptist Church|la iglesia de sus padres]] por razones al menos parcialmente relacionadas a la información disponible en su artículo de ED.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|¡Buenos días,]], [[The Hook Cafe|damas]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris en [[2010]].]]<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris en [[2009]], grabando [[April 16 Fetish Vids|videos fetichistas]] para [[Ivy]].]]<br /> <br /> En agosto de 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declaró]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|la guerra]] contra ED en una serie de videos, amenazando retener la publicación of del venidero [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] a menos que su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Hincada Leal y Verdadera]] se reuniesen para obligarle a ED a quitar el artículo de &quot;Chris-Chan&quot;. Cuando ED sufrió interrupciones no relacionadas a la misma cruzada, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|se puso la medalla Sonichu de la victoria]], irónicamente garantizando que seguía estar en el punto de mira de sus troles en los años venideros. Esto empezó un ciclo interminable en que Chris producía [[videos]], cómics, y esquemas alocados para contraatacar a sus troles, lo cual, por turno, les animarían a los troles a que lo provocase para ver sus respuestas graciosísimas [[Honest Content|en que revelaba más información sobre él mismo]].<br /> <br /> El ciclo brevement se interrumpió en el otoño de 2008 cuando Chris envió varios [[medallions|medallones]] a su [[Blanca Weiss|novia falsa de Internet]], que de inmediato los destruyó y luego terminó la relación. Esta pena emocional y el lanzamiento de ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' redució a su redimiento de videos y otras fuentes de &quot;lulz&quot;. A la misma vez, la Enciclopedia Dramática empezó a tomar medidas estrictas contra los troles que usaban la págica de Chris como un foro para discutirlo, y por lo general, las opiniones se divergían en cuanto a si era gracioso o [[A-Logging|detestable y agotador]] continuar acosándolo. El cisma resultante llevó a la fundación de varios sitios (tales como [[CWCki|este mismo]] singularmente devotado a documentar su vida), lo que sólo ha expandido la cobertura Chris y sus travesuras.<br /> <br /> A finales de 2008, los troles controlaron muchos de los aspectos de la vida de Chris, haciéndose pasar por [[fans]], compañeras románticas, enemigos caricaturescos, y socios potenciales en los negocios. El ego y la [[naïve|ingenuidad]] de Chris le hizo fácilmente recibir con los brazos abiertos a este nuevo mundo feliz en el cual todas las mujeres querían cogerlo, todos los hombre trataban a ayudarlo para vender sus productos de ''Sonichu'' o robar la franquicia para realizar sus propias metas nefarias, y que los troles eran una minoridad ruidosa mientras Chris perseguía la fama y la fortuna. Los troles empezaron a denotar los eventos grandes de su vida como las &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; tales como la Saga de [[Miyamoto]], la Saga de [[Julie]], la Saga de[[Ivy]], la Saga de Chris Líquido, y la Saga de ''[[Asperchu]]''. Todo este tiempo, los editores y administradores trabajando para Encyclopedia Dramatica y el CWCki mantenían registros constantes de estos sucesos, asegurando que Chris no pudiese seguir con su tratamiento revisionista y memoria selectiva en cuanto a la historia suya.<br /> <br /> Siguiente a su fracasado intento para cortejar [[The Wallflower|una mujer verdadera]] en marzo de [[2010]], Chris se dió cuenta de lo que cualquier otra persona se habría dado cuenta hace muy antes: que su presencia en el red y el ciclo tóxico de exponer algo sobre si mismo, acabarse explotado o burlado por los troles, y reaccionar mal a dichos troles tenía un impacto nocivo a su salud mental y su vida social, y cada nuevo video exacerbó el problema. Dicha revelación pareció haberle hecho reducir su presencia en linea y dejar de ponerse sus medallones de Sonichu y las [[clown shirt|camisetas de payaso]]. Por un tiempo, parecía que Chris había aprendido de sus experiencias y se esforzaba para mejorar su vida.<br /> <br /> En [[November 2010|noviembre de 2010]], cerca del tiempo de que otra saga romántica involucrando [[Jackie|otra mujer falsa]] fracasó, Chris anunció su intención para dejar de socializar en línea ademas de publicar videos de si mismo. Subsecuentemente, todos los videos, menos el último, se borraron de su canal de YouTube. Al principio, parecía que Chris realizaba un cambio positivo de su estilo de vida, pero desgraciadamente se descubrió rápidamente que sus actividades en el Internet ya no se había cesado por completo desde el anuncio de su retiro de los redes sociales. En vez de invertir sus horas en actividades fructíferas o mejorar sus habilidades sociales , Chris desperdició mucho más tiempo jugando videojuegos y haciendo lo que hacía cuando si interactuaba con los troles. De manera previsible, se olvidó de cualquier cosa que habría aprendido de sus experiencias de [[Kick the Autistic|ser el felpudo más pisado del Internet]], y subsecuentement volvió a grabar videos empezando en [[August 2011|agosto de 2011]]... Aunque hubo un gran cambio en cuanto a como él se había presentado en línea antes.<br /> <br /> ==Era del trasvestismo==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|¡En Serio He Estado [[Chris and English|PUBICAMENTE]] INVISIBLE por AÑOS! Los MALDITOS Troleando-Estupidos me han manipulado; manchado mi una vez buen nombre a través del más peor barro, fango, y fluidos corporales; me han violado de manera emocional y mental continuamente; me han hecho la reputación más peor imaginable en el Internet, Y relataron ESTA a la VIDA FUERA DE LÍNEA mediante los chismes, rumores, y presidencialmente grandes Jodidos Campañas!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris descargándose en Facebook]] después de que años de ser troleado le hicieron su daño.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en [[2011]] en una de las primeras [[Tomgirl Pictures|fotos de Tomgirl]]. Ésta también se tomó alrededor de la muerte de su padre.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris en el año [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> Quizás el cambio más dramático en la vida de Chris fue su aceptación abierta y entustiástica del trasvestismo y la feminidad en general. En [[2011]], Chris se reveló haberse convertido en un verdadero travesti (o &quot;[[tomgirl]],&quot; como se lo dice) y totalmente aceptó esta nueva identidad tanto en el hogar como en público. Pareció haberse reconciliado este comportamiento con su homofobia extrema, transfobia, y presunta heterosexualidad sin dificultades ningunas. Aunque se consideró no más que otra saga, este comportamiento parece profundamente arraigado en él y se volvió más extremo a finales de 2014 y los años siguientes. Como anteriormente se ha dicho, Chris iba a lentemente rechazar sus actitudes homofóbicas y contra LGBT con el tiempo.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en el año [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> En el [[September 2011|septiembre de 2011]], se murió el padre de Chris a causa de fallo cardíaco. Chris continúa a vivir con su madre, quien, en conjunto de sus [[tugboat|beneficios sociales]], es su única fuente de ingresos. Ya que su madre está en sus ochenta, se puede razonablemente presumir que a ella le resta poco tiempo en este mundo, especialmente cuando se considera su deterioro de salud mental y física.<br /> <br /> A partir de la muerte de Bob, Chris generalmente cesó sus interacciones con los troles, al parecer no capaz de recuperar fácilmente de la tristeza como antes. En lugar de esto, Chris cayó en una depresión grave, sin duda exacerbada por luego perder su casa a causa de un incendio, y las siguientes dificultades financieras. Como secuela de la tragedia familiar, muchos troles empezaron a cuestionar si Chris merecía o, de verdad, era capaz de lidiar con ser troleao más, dado que ya no era el [[Chris and anger|belicoso]], egocéntrico hombre niño vesitdo en [[Chris and fashion|camisetas de rayas estúpidas]] que el mundo había llegado a conocer y adorar. Al parecer de muchos, fue obvio que los días felices en los que Chris gritaba frente a la cámara como un loco y actuando como un animal del circo para los trolls que le ofreciesen [[china]] se habían acabado, y muchos siguieron adelante. Así, la época dorada de Chris-Chan se acabó.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris en [[2014]], mostrando su [[hair|pelo]] largo, lacio, y fino que sinceramente ralea.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en [[2015]], haciendo cosplay de [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br /> <br /> No obstante, los Chandler sobrevivientes todavía lograron ser imanes para drama en su propio vecindario. En [[October 2011|octubre de 2011]], se [[28 October 2011|arrestaron]] a Chris y Bárbara en la tienda [[The GAMe PLACe]] y les dieron muchos cargos, incluyendo asalto, y negarse a parar en un accidente cuyo costo fue más de $1,000 en daños después de un enfrentamiento con [[Michael Snyder]], dueño del negocio mencionado. (Chris había presumido que la nueva gerencia significó que Synder ya no trabajase allí, lo cual le ofreció la oportunidad para volver a visitar la tienda. Cuando se dió cuenta de que no era así, los Chandler lo atropelló con su coche.) Los cargos de invasión de propiedad privada y asalto en la contra de Chris se retiraron, pero los dos aun encararon juicios de delito grave a causa del cargo de negarse a parar, y del cargo de asalto de agente policial contra Bárbara. La parte mayor del dinero que Bob les dejó se utilizó para pagar sus costos legales.<br /> <br /> Mientras esperaba el juicio, Chris se preocupaba por la posibilidad de morirse virgen si estuviese encarcelado, así que buscó maneras como para tener al mínimo un solo encuentro sexual antes de lo peor sucediese. [[April 2012|El abril de 2012]], Chris declaró que finalmente [[Mia Hamm|dejó de ser virgen]]. Se ha confirmado la historia como verdadera... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|y se realizó mediante contratar una prostituta]]. Chris incumplió el aspecto de encontrar &quot;amor verdadero&quot; en su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Amor]] y saltó directamente al punto, lo cual pareció haberle hecho satisfecho a corto plazo pero no ha hecho gran diferencia en su vida en otro modo. Además de este incidente, 2012 careció de muchas novedades, probablemente porque Chris tenía problemas [[Chris and the law|legales]] y pasó mucho menos tiempo en línea que antes.<br /> <br /> El año [[2013]] vió la presencia en línea de Chris más o menos limitado a desahogarse en [[Facebook]] y [[Twitter]], además de hacerse un paria para gente en la vida real a través de sus hechos. Empezó a echarles la culpa a los demás a la cara por sus propios defectos, lo cual resultó en su retiro de su iglesia, siendo atacado verbalmente por una actriz de voz de [[My Little Pony|uno de sus programas favoritos]], molestando los pocos amigos que le quedaban con su homofobia y siendo prohibido a entrar un [[Walmart]] a causa de cometer vandalismo descarado. Se ha quejado también del &quot;estés&quot; haciéndole daño con respecto a su salud ([[Chris and health|esto, al menos, es evidente]]) y anhelaba sin parar no sentirse &quot;solito.&quot; Incluso las &quot;amiguitas&quot; de la secundaria de las cuales Chris hablaban con cariño le acabaron tracionando – aprendió cerca del Halloween de 2013 que ellas sólo lo toleraba por lástima por él y, al descubrir sus travesuras, se sintieron tan disgustado por ellos como cualquier otra persona sensata sentiría. Por supuesto, las muchas miserias que lamentaba Chris en esta época fueron Chris pagando caro su comportamiento en el pasado, algo de que Chris claramente no se dió cuenta.<br /> <br /> El año 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].&lt;ref&gt;[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]&lt;/ref&gt; While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br /> <br /> In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br /> <br /> [[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br /> <br /> ==Transgender Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br /> <br /> More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove.&quot;<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> ==Goddess Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br /> <br /> After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br /> <br /> When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.<br /> <br /> Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br /> <br /> During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called &quot;overpowered&quot; goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Downfall Era==<br /> {{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan &quot;The Gunt&quot; Ralph]].]]<br /> <br /> [[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|&quot;Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!&quot;}}]]<br /> <br /> After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]<br /> <br /> However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.<br /> <br /> What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order.)]]<br /> <br /> On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.<br /> <br /> While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]<br /> <br /> Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br /> <br /> Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.<br /> <br /> On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with &quot;waive right to indictment&quot; and &quot;transportation order&quot; added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.<br /> <br /> ==Second Coming Era==<br /> {{main|2023|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Second Coming}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|&quot;Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime&quot;]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Free as fuck.]]<br /> <br /> The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].<br /> <br /> Though every good story needs a sequel, right?<br /> <br /> After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; before updating their files to say he was released by court order.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[autism]] disorder deferred disposition, leading Chris to live up to his Teflon reputation by somehow avoiding even a sex offender charge.<br /> <br /> Chris was temporarily moved to Gateway Homes, a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.&lt;ref&gt;[[Medallion Moulding Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as &quot;[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]].&quot;<br /> <br /> In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to &quot;Resolved Order Pending,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].<br /> <br /> On 23 August 2023, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.<br /> <br /> Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later.<br /> <br /> By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]]. <br /> <br /> In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&amp;A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day, presumably after his infamous reputation caught up to him.<br /> <br /> As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.<br /> <br /> ==Featured Fan Videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | ytid = DxAhBoYfWy4<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything<br /> | ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI<br /> | Stardate = 4 March 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbrqVkPdL_5qrgjwHYytQg First Son]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan<br /> | ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw<br /> | Stardate = 16 August 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(espa%C3%B1ol)&diff=320955 User:Dormiebasne/Christian Weston Chandler (español) 2024-02-29T17:42:09Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>:''Este artículo se trata del mismísimo Chris... ¡es su artículo y nada menos! Para información sobre el personaje de Sonichu, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler (Personaje de Sonichu)]]. Para otros usos, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)| Christian Weston Chandler (desambiguación)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; se dirije aquí. Para leer sobre sus creencias en cuanto al cristianismo, véase a [[Chris and religion|Chris y la religión (inglés)]].''<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Divulgación de género:''' Esta persona identifica actualmente como [[transgender|transgénero]] de masculino a feminino {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} . Es posible que el uso de pronombres en esta página no refleje su sexo biológico y/o su identidad de género<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Poco Fiable:''' Se ha determinado que Christian Weston Chandler es un narrador poco fiable debido a las siguientes razones:&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es un mentiroso habitual'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Muchas veces, Chris exagera las cosas que acontecieron, a menudo para no verse mal.'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es considerable [[naive|ingenuo]]'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Los recuentos de Chris en cuanto a como salió un tal evento varian con cada recitación'''<br /> Es importante mantener esto en mente cuando evalua la verdad de sus declaraciones.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid red&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''IMPOSTORES:''' Se conoce que Christian Weston Chandler frecuentemente utiliza muchas cuentas falsas (llamadas &quot;sockpuppets&quot; en inglés). Ya que es difícil discernir cuales son de Chris, es mejor que se evite la conjetura en cuanto a si una cuenta pertenece a Christian Weston Chandler si no se ha totalmente verificado que si. <br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;boilerplate metadata&quot; id=&quot;honest&quot;&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; style=&quot;border: 4px solid #000000; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;&quot;<br /> | [[Image:HonestContent.jpg|60px| ]]<br /> | <br /> <br /> '''Este artículo se ha clasificado M por [[Honest Content|Contenido Honesto]]'''<br /> <br /> Es posible que contenga material no seguro para el trabajo<br /> |}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Christian Weston Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|200px]]<br /> <br /> |header3 = Información<br /> |label5 = Nombre<br /> |data5 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) &lt;br&gt; Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler (2016–hoy)<br /> |label7 = También conocido como<br /> |data7 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Kookydash.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Facebook|Tini]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]&lt;br&gt;[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]<br /> |label8 = Género<br /> |data8 = Hombre (1982-2016)&lt;br&gt;Mujer Trans(2016-actualidad)<br /> |label9 = Religión<br /> |data9 = &quot;[[Chris and religion|Cristianismo espiritual de la nueva era ]]&quot;<br /> |label10 = Raza <br /> |data10 = Anglo (8º &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label11 = Altura<br /> |data11 = 5'10&quot; (1.778m)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label12 = Peso<br /> |data12 = 203lb (92.0kg)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label13 = Padre <br /> |data13 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label14 = Madre<br /> |data14 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–hoy)<br /> |label15 = Hermanos <br /> |data15 = [[Cole Smithey]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (hermana media)<br /> |label16 = Educación<br /> |data16 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Colegio comunitario de Piedmont Virginia]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br /> |label17=Nacionalidad<br /> |data17=Estadounidense<br /> |label18 = Profesión<br /> |data18 = Dibujante de cómics freelance([[Lulu|autopuplicado]])&lt;br&gt;Streamer de YouTube&lt;br&gt;Diseñador de videojuegos (no publicado)&lt;br&gt;Empleado de [[Wendy's]] ([[2001]])&lt;br&gt;Vendedor de cuchillería [[Cutco]] ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Músico]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|acompañante hombre]] ([[2010]], no remunerado)&lt;br&gt;Empresario, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostituta]] ([[2016]], no remunerado)<br /> |label19 = Conyuge(s)<br /> |data19 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (desde Marzo 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (desde Junio 2018) &lt;br&gt; y [[Pickchu]] (desde Mayo 2022)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label20=Títulos<br /> |data20=Creador de Sonichu&lt;br&gt;Historiador de Sonichu y Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Diosa de CPU]] de las naciones de [[Cwcville]], Comma, y las [[Commodore 64|cónsolas de Commodore]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;La reina de la risa moderna&lt;ref&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|El verdadero jugador uno]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> }}<br /> {{quote|Soy la persona [[Autism|autista]] [[Slow-in-the-minds|de alto funcionamiento]] que fue extremadamente [[Megan Schroeder|dañada emocionalmente]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|su inspiration]][[Chris and art|artística]] perdida con paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|engaño]], [[Calling Out &quot;Tito&quot; - Don|extorsión]] y [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|palabras puramente hirientes]] de esos [[Trolls]] parásitos. Soy el [[Chris and copyright|creador]], dibujando a mano, de [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] y la ciudad de [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|EE.UU]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Mirad, ¡El error de Dios!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] sobre Chris.}}<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler''', anteriormente '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (nacido: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 de febrero [[1982]]) es un caricaturista [[Autism|autista]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|enfermo mental]],&lt;ref&gt;Confirmado por su designación entre la [[Therapeutic Docket|lista de casos terapéutica]].&lt;/ref&gt; [[JERKS|misandrista]] y [[Women's rights|misógino]] de {{Age|1982|2|24}} años, que también es [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], anterior [[virgin with rage|virgin con rabia]], autoproclamado [[CPU Blue Heart|deidad]], y [[Affair with Mother|literalmente chingó su madre]]. Normalmente se refiere a él por su apodo '''Chris-Chan''', sus iniciales '''CWC''', o simplemente el nombre género neutral de '''Chris'''. Se asemeja un tanto a una caricatura de {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} que ha cobrado vida, y se le considera uno de los &quot;lolcows&quot; más conocidos y bien documentados en la cultura del internet – si no se ve entre las personas más documentadas de la historia.<br /> <br /> Ciertas personas le consideran una celebridad, pero no ha vendido un álbum [[Chris and music|multi-platino]], ni ha sido regalado con [[Chris and cinematography|un premio Oscar]]. En lugar de eso, es el [[Things Chris has ripped off|creador]] del infame cómic en línea ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', que pretende relatar la historia de un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo de tipo eléctrico]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] y su [[sweetheart|amante]] [[Rosechu]], además de sus aventuras con el [[Chaotic Combo|Combo Caótico]]. En la práctica, el cómic sirve para darle a Chris un camino para [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|cumplir sus deseos]] propios, dejándole expresar su descontento con el hecho de que [[Mary Lee Walsh|la facultad en su escuela profesional]] no reconocieron [[Honor roll|lo que él consideraba ser un desempeño ejemplar académico]] [[Count Graduon|cuando se graduó]], junto con sus frustraciones sobre [[Love Quest|siendo incapaz de encontrar una pareja romántica]]; asi que, el libro le permitió a reencauzar su [[Chris and anger|ira]] hacia [[Jerkop|la gente que]] [[Manajerks|impedieron sus esfuerzos]], poniéndolos en el papel de villanos y a si mismo como un [[List of unheroic protagonist actions| héroe verdadero del modelo Campbell]] en su narrativa. Después de cumplir con su educación, Chris carecía de empleo por la mayoria de su vida como adulto, ganándose la vida por medio de [[Monthly tugboat|beneficios sociales del gobierno]] y las [[Patreon|donaciones]] de su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Verdadera y Leal Hinchada]].<br /> <br /> A finales del año [[2007]], se convirtió en [[Chris and the Internet|famoso del internet]] cuando se filtraron imágenes de él en [[The GAMe PLACe|una tienda de juegos de tablero]] a los foros de {{w|Something Awful}}. Tras su descubrimiento, se burlaron de Chris por su [[Chris and fashion|sentido de la moda poco común]] y [[Obesity|su exceso de peso]], y las imágenes de Chris se difundieron a lugares como [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] y [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], y durante el proceso de su propagación, muchos [[trolls]] vieron su cómic por la primera vez, propulsándolo a la fama instante. La fascinación inicial se debía a su [[Chris and art|obra artística infantil]], su distintivo [[Medallions|medallón de Sonichu]] casero que llevaba en público, y su historia de merodear en [[Attraction Locations|ubicaciones públicas]] mientras literalmente teniendo el la mano un [[Attraction Sign|letrero]] implorando que las mujeres le hablasen. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Su reacción frente a la burla]] resultó en un ciclo en el que [[Honest Content|Chris revelaba más información perturbante sobre si mismo]] y sus [[Chris and manipulation|trolls esforzándose más y más para descubrir más de la historia sobre este individual extraño.]]. Así, la vida de Chris empezó a descontrolarse más con la llegada de &quot;trolling&quot; organizado, [[Chris and...|analisis psicológico de salón]] por parte de espectadores desconcertados, y unas payasadas bizarras de verdad de Chris que siguen hasta hoy en día, que influyeron el desarrollo del cómic cuando tuviese ganas de actualizarlo. <br /> <br /> El periodo más notable de la actividad en línea de Chris tuvo lugar entre los años 2007 y 2010 – dicho periodo ha sido declarado [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|la &quot;Era Clásica&quot;]] por los Cristorianos modernos – en el que Chris se veía repetidamente engañado por troles fingiendo ser [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|novias potenciales]], y atacaba a su archienemigo [[Clyde Cash]], el líder del grupo más notable de troles durante la vida de Chris: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. En dicha época, [[Julie Reveals Herself|Chris fue engañado]] por [[BlueSpike|un joven sádico de 13 años]] para [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|meterle su medallón a su culo]], [[Liquid Chris|experimentó el robo de su identidad por una persona mucho más talentosa que él]], [[Asperchu|y padeció una parodia de ''Sonichu'' despiadada por un equipo de caricaturistas al propósito de tocarle los huevos]], entre otras desventuras. Sin embargo, con el tiempo decidió cerrar la sesión en el internet a finales de este periodo, al parecer dándose cuenta de lo inútil de su lucha contra los &quot;malditos troles sucios&quot;. A la hora de su inevitable vuelta al internet unos meses más tarde en 2011, él no era igual que antes. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris empezó a experimentar con el travestismo]], refiriéndose a si mismo como un &quot;Tomgirl&quot; (lo opuesto de una marimacha), antes de declararse [[transgender|transgénero]] a finales de 2014.<br /> <br /> A partir de esos incidentes, la actividad en el internet de Chris se mantuvo relativamente normal (según sus estandares), a pesar de su cambio de identidad de género, la muerte de su padre (que llevó directamente a la disolución de los Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|un caso de atropello con fuga]], [[2014 house fire|el accidente que causó un incendio que destruyó su casa]], y [[26 December 2014|un incidente en el que gaseó con Mace a un empleado de GameStop]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|motivado por el color de los brazos de Sonic]]. Se cambiaron las cosas cuando surgieron dos nuevos grupos de troles – los [[Idea Guys]] y el [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|quienes lo adoctrinaron]] con creencias más y más irreales (tales como la idea de que él y sus padres son [[Sonichu (species)|medio-Sonichu]] o [[Rosechu (species)|medio-Rosechu]]), y culminó con la [[Chris and reality|revelación por parte de Chris]] de que él era [[CPU Blue Heart|una diosa]] destinada para traer [[Dimensional Merge|la convergencia de las dimensiones]] entre [[Dimensions#C-197|el mundo de su cómic]] y el nuestro, efectivamente iniciando una secta apocalíptica centrado en lo que empezó con un tonto, autoindulgente mezcla de ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' y ''[[Pokémon]]''. Después, Chris utilizó dicha [[Messiah complex|creencia delusional]] como un intricado [[Chris and coping|mechanismo para lidiar]] mientras seguía con sus hábitos autodestructivos.<br /> <br /> A pesar de que dichos grupos de troles se vieron expulsado debido a los esfuerzos de los [[Guard Dogs]], quienes intentaron mantener a Chris alejado del sendero de la ruinación (y para que no se hiciese el ridículo más), Chris se dedicó a seguir creyendo esas creencias insaludables y bien absurdas. Mientras tanto, su [[Chris and health|salud física]] y [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental]] se marchitaban, y [[Financhu Crisis|las finanzas se convirtieron en un asunto grave para la casa Chandler]], además del problema de que a su madre no le restaba mucho tiempo con vida. Todos dichos problemas hicieron que Chris se andentraba más y más profundamente en el refugio de sus fantasias. Se empeoraron las cosas hasta el punto de que [[Spirit possession|Chris fingía estar bajo la posesión espiritual de varios personajes de ficción]] con regularidad, incluso con un periodo de &quot;posesión&quot; por Sonichu que duró un año, sirviendo como una manera para lidiar con no poder asistir a dos convenciones de [[BABSCon|''My Little Pony'']], canceladas a causa de la pandemia de [[COVID-19]].<br /> <br /> Se cruzó el punto de no retorno en [[2021]], después de que [[Incest Call|audio filtrado]] reveló que [[Affair with Mother|tuvo varios encuentros incestuosos con su madre]], lo que causó el forzado desalojo de él [[14 Branchland Court|de su casa]] y que le enviaron al [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|cárcel]], que fue el incidente más publicitado desde unos años. Durante ese tiempo, [[Jail Communications|correspondencia desde el cárcel]] ilustró que se profundizaba en sus fantasias aún más, creyéndose ser la reincarnación de Jesús Cristo. Se transfirió a Chris al [[Western State Hospital|manicomio]] por tres meses antes de que volviese al cárcel, hasta salir del cárcel en [[March 2023|Marzo de 2023]]. A partir de su liberación, se ha mantenido [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|de perfil bajo]], pero está fielmente aumentado su actividad en línea.<br /> <br /> Nunca antes ha sido una figura del internet tal como Chris-Chan, gracias a las circunstancias únicas que formaron su comportamiento peculiar y posteriormente llevándose a su prominencia en línea, y es posible que nunca habrá otra persona tal como él – él es verdaderamente único en su especie. Es la misión dedicada de [[CWCki|este mismo wiki]] registrar su vida en detalle absurdamente alto, y si quiere, lector, profundizar el agujero de conejo casi sin fondo con nosotros, debería empezar por leer esta página. Prepárese, ya que va a ser un viaje largo, y no hay fin en vista.<br /> <br /> ==Resumen==<br /> {{Protip|Después de identificarse públicamente como mujer trans desde a finales de 2014, la identidad de género de Chris ha sido cuestion de gran debate entre los Cristorianos y hay controversia dentro y fuera de la comunidad trans. Para mantener consistencia en cuanto a los expedientes que precedieron la transición, y para no causar confusión para nuestros lectores, el CWCki opta por utilizar los pronombres masculinos para describir a Chris, incluso en la época después de su transición. NOTA DEL TRADUCTOR: En cuanto a las cuotaciones, se ha traducido de acuerdo con el pronombre utilizado, o el pronombre que utilizaría el sujeto, durante el tiempo en qué lo dijo. Por ejemplo, cuando Chris refiere a si mismo después de identificarse como mujer, se traducirá con pronombres femininos. Lo igual si es de otra persona que utiliza pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris.<br /> <br /> Que sea consciente de que no son todos que aceptan dicha estrategia, con ciertas personas optando por usar exclusivamente los pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris a partir de su transición, y otras personas optando por usar pronombres neutros, o los pronombres de acuerdo con la identidad de Chris expresada en el tiempo de que se habla.<br /> <br /> El nombre legal de Chris ahora es Christine, pero el apodo de Chris es género neutral, y puede abreviarse así cada uno de los nombres que ha usado Chris en su vida. Chris lo ha aceptado como apodo, a pesar de oponerse a ello anteriormente postransición. A raíz de esto, el CWCki normalmente utiliza este nomber cuando se discute Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> En todo caso, Chris está legalmente registrado como mujer y ha empezado terapia de reemplazo hormonal, pero no se ha sometido a cirugia de reasignación sexual, y es probable que nunca lo hará debido a unos factores (entre otros, su estatus socioeconómico y historia criminal).}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Parece lo suficiente inteligente como para entender que no entiende, y eso es lo más duro de todo. |Un estudiante anónimo de la [[University of Virginia|Universidad de Virginia]] refleccionando sobre Chris .&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html &quot;glass house&quot;], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Una imagen infame que dibujó Chris en que disfruta de un refresco en dos maneras]]]]<br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris en [[July 2018|Julio de 2018]], posando con un fan vestido de Sonichu en [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris es un tímido, autístico, autodenominado [[Transgender|mujer trans]] de tendencias hacia la delusión, quien ha sido permitido – por sus padres, [[Barbara Chandler]] y el difunto [[Bob Chandler]] – vivir eternamente como un niño, acumulando [[toys|juguetes]] y [[video games|videojuegos]] en un solo [[room|cuarto]] en la [[14 Branchland Court|casa]] de sus padres. Aún en los cuarenta, Chris se queda tan cómodo en su existencia protegida que se niega a atenerse a las normas sociales. Ha regularmente mostrado dificultades en cuanto a demostrar [[Love Quest|comportamiento]] público [[Chris and the law|aceptable]], reconocer cuando tiene que [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|usar el baño]], y usar su tiempo para [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribuir]] [[Dimensional Merge|a]] [[Twitter|la sociedad]] de manera significativa alguna. Aunque el sistema de educación pública forzó a Chris que encare la [[reality|realidad]], graduarse le ha dado la licencia de quedarse dentro y evitar desempeñando las actividades típicas civiles, optando por quedarse en casa y subsistir con los dólares de los contribuyentes. Debido a su abstinencia del mundo exterior, Chris no ha mantenido ningún [[Chris's resume|empleo]] [[Wendy's|desde 2001]] (aparte de comisiones y esquemas de pirámide), y no ha pasado más de unos meses de empleo continuo en toda su vida. Es poco probable que Chris vaya a conseguir otro trabajo, gracias a Patreon, sus beneficios sociales (el llamado &quot;Tugboat&quot;, remolcador en español),&lt;s&gt; el mendigar&lt;/s&gt; donaciones generosas, y el hecho de que ha dicho directamente que su autismo le prohibe conseguir un trabajo (a pesar de que haya muchos servicios sociales disponible para ayudar a gente con descapacidades para encontrar empleo). Chris ha tenido asombrosamente pocas relaciones significativas, aunque ha logrado cultivar amistades con gente cuyos intereses en la cultura nerd y LGBT coinciden con los suyos.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris está totalmente obsesionado con su personaje original y el cómic asociado, al punto de que ha elaborado a mano varios [[medallions|medallones]] en forma de Sonichu. Entre Febrero de [[2004]] y [[March 2010|Marzo de 2010]], pocas eran las veces en que se vió o se tomó una foto de Chris sin que tuviese puesto uno de esos tótems, incluso en la [[:Image:License.jpg|foto de su licencia de conductor]] y durante la ceremonia de graduación de [[college|la escuela profesional]] ; se desapareció el medallón por un tanto, pero volvió en [[September 2010|Septiembre de 2010]]. A la misma vez, estaba totalmente convencido de que todo el mundo quería aprender sobre Sonichu, y que la única razón por la cual [[Nintendo]], Sega, y [[Sony]] no le han acercado con ofertas para hacer videojuegos oficiales de ''Sonichu'' es que o son negociadores duros, o que los troles trabajan para ellos, y arruinan la posibilidad de realizar un juego. Por un rato, Chris operaba una tienda de eBay donde elaboraba y vendía sus medallones de Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, y incluso ofrecía opciones para hacer personajes personalizados. Se los vendían por $30 cada uno. Después de que salió levemente exitosa su tienda de eBay, se mudó a Etsy, pero su pereza se apoderó de él y perdió la tienda a partir de nueve meses de operación, debido a no cumplir órdenes.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|Una herramienta útil para pronosticar sucesos en la Christoria.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|Un gráfico aproximado que muestra la correlación entre conocimiento sobre Chris y la lástima que uno siente por él.]]<br /> <br /> Chris solía odiar a los [[homos|hombres homosexuales]], y lo comunicaba con tanta intensidad que los espectadores fácilmente sacaban la idea de que él simplemente tenía miedo de convertirse gay. No puede aguantar mirar al [[pickle|pene]] de otro hombre, y se fijaba la mirada en un [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|un póster de ''Sailor Moon'']] para mantenerse heterosexual.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus palabras no siempre coinciden con sus acciones; a lo largo de su historia temprana en el internet, aparentaba estar profundamente inseguro en relación a su género y sexualidad. Aun anteriormente a su transición, Chris ha [[Semen#Recycling|tragado su propio semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|llevado un sostén]], y solo refrenaba su [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendencia a trasvestirse orgullosamente]] porque su madre de edad avanzada se oponía a ello intensamente. Aunque esos hechos no indican la homosexualidad sin duda, si cuestionan la validez del juicio de Chris con respecto a su propia orientación sexual. Sorprendentemente, sin embargo, su homofobia parecía tener poco base en sus creencias religiosas, como no se había dado cuenta del verso Levítico 18:22, que condena la homosexualidad, hasta oirlo en un episodio de ''[[Family Guy|Padre de Familia]]'' en 2009.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; Su homofobia no se extendía a las lesbianas, quienes Chris considera excitante sexualmente. Con el tiempo, Chris abandonó su homofobia, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|pidiendo perdón en 2015]] y apoya lo que llama el espectro de [[SLGBTQ]]. En [[2018]], Los [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed|adoctrinaron]] a Chris para que se identifiquese como bisexual, aunque es probable que esto igualmente fuese Chris conformándose con su sexualidad tanto como el resultado de manipulación.<br /> <br /> Su vida de adulto se ha definido mayormente por su meta de hacer de ''Sonichu'' una franquicia exitosa para encontrar éxito financiero (o, al menos, controlar su [[debt|deuda]]), su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Novia]] para obtener una &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|sin-novio]], de 18-[''su edad actual''] años, cariñosa, [[tobacky|no fumadora]], no-[[alcohol]]ica mujer [[Chris and race|blanca]] &quot; para convertir en su &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|cariño desde cero]],&quot; y, empezando en 2011, se enfocó en lo de su identidad como [[tomgirl]] y más tarde una mujer trans lesbiana. Luego, Chris desarrolló un [[Messiah complex|complejo de Mesías]], creyéndose ser [[Chris and religion|la reincarnación de Jesus Cristo]] destinado a facilitar una [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]] entre la ficción y la realidad.<br /> <br /> En breve, la historia de Chris parece una condenada a [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|no tener un final feliz]], con su vida sirviendo como advertencia sobre la época del Internet. Es un cuento de [[Borb|mala crianza de los hijos]], [[Chris and socialization|el aislamiento social]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|la candidez]], [[Chris and his ego|el narcisismo]], [[Chris and work|la pereza]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|la hipocresía]], [[Chris and sex|desviación sexual]], y lo más importante, un cuento sobre todo el mundo presenciando en tiempo real la lenta, dolorosa degradación de otro ser humano.<br /> <br /> ==Pseudónimos==<br /> {{quote|Llámame por el nombre que [[Chris and religion|Dios]] [[Christopher's name change|y el oso]] [[Chris and English|me ha dado]] por toda mi vida. El nombre actual completo de Christian Weston Chandler, mi primer nombre siendo Christopher y mi apodo español siendo Ricardo. Pero, al fin y al cabo, que tan solo me llame Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris demandando algo de]] [[Liquid Chris|su impostor]], años antes de su cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Selfie de Chris, vestido en [[The Classic|su camisa clásica]] y [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|el medallón de Sonichu]], alrededor de 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|&quot;¡Mirad mis obras, os poderosos, y desesperad!&quot;}}]]<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Autorretrato de Chris como personaje de cómic, dibujado a mano.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler tiene una variedad de nombres que lo ha dado a si mismo. Nació con el nombre Christopher Weston Chandler, pero [[Christopher's name change|lo cambió]] a &quot;Christian&quot; según como le llamó el &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|operador del oso animatrónico en el centro comercial]]&quot; que oyó mal su nombre, lo que interpretó como un señal de Dios. A mediados de la primera década de los 2000, Chris adoptó el apodo &quot;Chris-Chan,&quot; un juego de palabras involucrando su apellido y el {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|sufijo honorífico japonés ''-chan''}}, que, según Wikipedia, &quot;se usa para referirse a niños jóvenes, amigos íntimos, infantes, abuelos y, a veces, adolescentes femininas.&quot; Chris aprendió de este honorífico por medio de series de [[anime]] como ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' y ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. El nombre &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; suele escribirse erróneamente sin el guion como &quot;Chris Chan,&quot; como si Chris se hubiese llamado como {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Extrañamente]], antes de su transición Chris refería a si mismo por su nombre entero, o si tenía ganas de aumentar la formalidad utilizaba &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; Se siente [[Chris and his ego|peculiarmente orgulloso]] de sus inciales &quot;CWC,&quot; y muchas veces las incorpora a sus obras y varios juegos de palabras centrado en la palabra &quot;quick&quot; (&quot;rápido&quot;, irónicamente, ya que...bueno, no lo es). Ejemplos incluyen [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] y [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Poco después de declararse una lesbiana [[transgender|transgénero]], Chris empezó a introducirse como &quot;Christine.&quot; En Mayo de 2016, él exitosamente entabló un cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine Weston Chandler.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Luego entabló para cambiar el sexo indicado en su licencia de conducir para identificarle como mujer.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; Ahora firma su nombre con corazonitos dibujados sobre la letra &quot;i&quot;. Sus documentos legales se refieren a él como Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; menos las demandas cíviles, en las que no ha actualizado su información con el demandante.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|Este wiki]], sin embargo, lo llamamos Chris en el interés de consistencia.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris empezó a identificarse por el nombre Christine a finales de 2014 antes del cambio legal de nombre en 2016.]]<br /> <br /> En sus clases de [[Spanish|español]] en la preparatoria su apodo era &quot;Ricardo,&quot; y mucho tiempo después seguía traduciendo su nombre a &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; cuando escribía o hablaba en español, más probable a raíz de no darse cuenta de que uno no normalmente cambia su nombre con otro totalmente distinto al hablar otro idioma. A veces, llegaba a tal punto que se proclamaba &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Chandler&quot;, o alguna variedad del mismo, para identificarse precisamente. Recientemente, Chris ha dejado de decir su segundo nombre, nombres anteriores, y su apodo español en sus videos; ahora solamente empieza con &quot;Christine Chandler.&quot; (Chris nunca ha inventado una versión femenina del apodo &quot;Ricardo&quot;, o cualquier nombre de carácter español para reemplazarlo.)<br /> <br /> De vez en cuando, Chris utilizaba los nombres de sus personajes para referirse a sí mismo, más notablemente su gemelo maligno, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], y por supuesto, Sonichu. En los cómics, Chris tiene la habilidad para transformarse en un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo eléctrico]], llamado [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. Mientras Chris se volvía más inestable en 2017 y cayó bajo la influencia de los [[Idea Guys]]' en 2018, él se fusionaba aún más en sus invenciones fantásticas al punto de que añadió &quot;Sonichu&quot; al fin de su nombre (aunque no se reconoce como un cambio de nombre legal, a diferencia de los cambios a &quot;Christian&quot; o &quot;Christine&quot; en los años pasados), para reconciliarse con la creencia que es medio-Sonichu en la vida real, según muchas instancias de adoctrinamiento. Otros nombres que él usa actualmente incluyen [[CPU Blue Heart]] (CPU Corazón Azúl) y [[Night Star]] (Estrella Nocturna), sus personajes autoinserciones para las franquicias ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' y ''[[My Little Pony]]'', respectivamente. En las circunstancias en que quiere presentarse de manera particularmente ostentosa, puede que adjunte sus varios alter egos a su nombre, tal y como decía sus nombres anteriores en el pasado.<br /> <br /> Muy pocos son los nombres que se usan para referirse a Chris que no eran invenciones suyas. Uno de los más notables es &quot;Chrissy,&quot; popularizado por [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] por casualidad irónica, mientras éste se burlaba de Chris mediante hacer femenino su nombre, que ahora parece haber pronosticado su interés en el travestismo y más tarde volverse trans. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], que se derivó del canal IBAChandler de Chris en [[YouTube]] , se popularizó por [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|causándole a Chris mucha angustia]]. Menos notable, hay el apodo &quot;Solid Chris,&quot; utilizado por unos para distinguir a Chris de Liquid según la tradiciòn [[Metal Gear|de cierto serie de videojuegos]]. Ciertos &quot;A-Logs&quot;&lt;ref&gt;Personas que expresan odio excesivo hacia Chris, hasta el punto de que se vuelven objetos de burla.&lt;/ref&gt; se han referido a Chris como &quot;el agente de sátan en la tierra.&quot; Usuarios de [[Kiwi Farms]] han creado el término &quot;Chris Clásico&quot; para referirse a Chris antes de que muriese Bob y/o antes la saga de [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl]], usando &quot;Chris Moderno&quot; para indicar el Chris de hoy y sus payasadas.<br /> <br /> ==La era fundacional==<br /> ===Niñez y adolescencia===<br /> {{quote|Las palabras de despedida más importantes con las cuales puedo dejarles – pues, son que siempre recuerden esto. Si muestras a la gente dónde hay [[Kick the Autistic|tus puntos débiles]], luego [[Trolls|la gente]] sabrán como [[Chris and anger|llegar a tus nervios]]. Si jamás se los muestras, nunca sabrán.|Maestra de Chris, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], dando a Chris un consejo de alto valor, que, desdichadamente, nunca tomó en serio.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|El desarrollo (o deterioro, dependiente de punto de vista) de Chris-chan... en forma {{w|Pogs|pog}} (si, son pogs caseros). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Christopher Weston Chandler nació el 24 de febrero de 1982 en el {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital|Hóstital de Martha Jefferson}} en [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].&lt;ref name=&quot;WikiProfile&quot;&gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus padres, [[Borb|Robert y Bárbara]], trabajaron como ingeniero para Western Electric (luego General Electric) y oficinista para Virginia Power, respectivamente. Aunque se desconoce mucho de sus primeros años, los [[Autism papers|papeles de autismo]] revelan que sus habilidades lingüisticas eran deficientes, lo que fue el primer señal de su [[autism|autismo]]. A pesar de esto, Chris sostiene que dijo su primera palabra, &quot;monkey&quot; (mono), cuando apenas tenía seis semanas de vida,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; y sigue orgulloso de esto aun en su madurez, no obstante cuan obviamente poco probable y físicamente imposible que sea cierto – los centros lingüísticos del cerebro humano literalmente no pueden procesar idioma a las seis semanas, tampoco pueden las cuerdas vocales infantiles realizar los sonidos necesarios.<br /> <br /> Una [[abusive babysitter|niñera abusiva]], quien estaba sola con Chris diaramente por años,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; supuestamente encerró a Chris en su edad temprana en un cuarto con juguetes despues de apagar todas las luces, un evento que Chris caracteriza como muy traumático para él.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Parece que Chris no se nota la ironía de que haya regularmente encerrado a si mismo en un cuarto, rodeado de juguetes, por mucho de su vida de adulto.) Anteriormente identificó al encierro este como la fuente de su autismo (lo cual es una ilusión por su parte, cuando se considera que el autismo es un trastorno genético no causado por trauma external). Entre los 1 y 7 años de edad, no habló Chris ni una vez, y tuvo que aprovecharse de terapia de habla en [[James Madison University|la universidad de James Madison]], donde conoció a su primer amigo macho, [[Joshua Martinez]]. Recibió el diagnóstico del trastorno de espectro autista de alto funcionamiento, con el doctor pronosticando (al menos, según que dice Chris) que nunca asistía a la escuela secundaria, ni siquiera ser capaz de escribir su propio nombre.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; No obstante, Chris logró cumplir con estas metas cognitivas en su tiempo.<br /> <br /> Durante los [[1980s|años 80]], Christopher era amiguitos con [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], uno de sus primeros amigos. En una de las anécdotas que ha escrito de ella (de las cuales hay pocas), Chris indicó que Sarah le persuadió a él de que {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost|Casper el fantasma amigable}} vivía en el sótano de poca altura de la casa de ella. Cuando Chris se metió allí para verlo, Sarah lo encerró alli &lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; en una muestra asombrosa de su amistad, lo cual empezó su historiada carrera de ser troleado. Aparentemente, él no le alberga ningún rencor sobre lo sucedido (probablemente a raíz de que es una mujer bella – si un [[JERKS|tipo]] o una [[Mary Lee Walsh|mujer fea]] le hiciese algo así, Chris [[Death threats|juraría vengarse]]).<br /> <br /> Chris pasó el año escolar de [[1990s|1990-1991]] en el cuarto grado en [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|la escuela primaria de Nathanael Greene]], hasta que sus padres le sacaron de sus clases a causa de una disputa misteriosa. Chris sostiene que fue sujetado a la fuerza por la facultad de la escuela, quienes grabaron sus gritos,&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; y que le obligaron a sentarse en el regazo del [[Bruce Johnson|director]], una experiencia que supuestamente provocó su homofobia. Más tarde, Chris proclamó que el abuso por parte de la facultad fue la experiencia más traumática de su vida. Es posible que su versión de dichos eventos se deba más a las actitudes de sus padres que lo que realmente recuerda. La controversia se llevó a la corte, con la demanda del Condado Greene siendo eviarle a Chris a una &quot;escuela especial,&quot; lo cual Bob y Bárbara probablemente interpretaron significar un loquero. Le educaron a Chris en casa por todo el quinto grado pendiente el resultado del caso legal. Durante este periodo de educación en el hogar, el oso animatrónico [[Leonard Bearstein]] oyó mal el nombre de Christopher y le dijo &quot;Christian,&quot; lo cual inexplicablemente le convinció a Chris que cambiese su nombre legalmente. Al haberse agotado la familia a todos los recursos legales, Chris y su padre se trasladaron a la ciudad de [[Richmond]] para que Chris puediese seguir con su educación en otro sistema escolar, empezando con el sexto grado en [[Providence Middle School|la escuela media de Providence]].&lt;ref&gt;En los EE.UU, la educación obligatorio mayormente consiste en tres clases de escuela. La primaria, que se llama &quot;Elementary School&quot; del kínder hasta el quinto o sexto grado, &quot;Middle School&quot; (Escuela Media) que incluye el sexto hasta el octavo grado, y luego la secundaria, que tiene el noveno hasta el duodécimo grado. Para no confundir las cosas, se utiliza la frase &quot;escuela media&quot; para diferenciar del colegio PVCC&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; Ha descrito su estancia alli como agradable, pero le abusaron muchas veces sus compañeros de clase. Su maestra, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], le ayudó para desarrollar habilidades sociales y lidiar con el acoso de sus compañeros de clase, y más tarde en su vida le declaró la persona más influyente de toda su vida.<br /> <br /> A los once años, Chris entró en y ganó [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes|la lotería Ver y Ganar de Sonic el erizo]]. En su duodécimo cumpleaños, le regalaron $1000 para hacer compras en la tienda de juguetes KB Toys. La cobertura de la cadena WVIR-TV del evento se enfocó en su estado de ser autista, presentando su triunfo como logro respetable, debido a su condición mental. Chris subió una grabación del mismo telediario en [[YouTube]] bien antes de que le conociese la pública general, y sigue siendo la evidencia más concreta de que él no es un trol elaborado. Este incidente se ha frecuentemente citado como el inicio de la tendencia de Chris a utilizar su autismo para obtener la ventaja de tratamiento especial, tanto como su fascinación con juegetes y videojuegos a costa de actividades más maduras. Se ha llevado también a que Chris se entra constantemente en concursos con la esperanza de ganar algo grande(o, si no, [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|volverse enfadado y beligerante con los ganadores]] cuando pierda).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|De infante, era particularmente feo.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|3 años de edad, de verdad un niño adorable.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Con un prototipo [[Sonichu Balls|bola de Sonichu]] en la mano.<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Empieza la preferencia de Chris a las camisetas de payaso]], junto a su infame &quot;ciervo ante los faros&quot; [[Creepy stare|mirada pasmada]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Más de Christian de niño<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, el aguatero del equipo de baloncesto. [[Semen|¡Que no beba nada de uno de sus vasos!]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Aunque sea dificil creerlo, no se ha retocado la foto a la perfección.]]<br /> <br /> Chris pasó mucho de su tiempo en [[Manchester High School|la secundaria]] jugando videojuegos en casa, leyendo novelas de ''[[Goosebumps]]'', y pasando tiempo con sus &quot;[[gal pal|amigas muchachita]]s&quot; y &quot;[[Joseph Herring|amigo]]&quot; en la escuela (aunque resulta que la mayoría de sus amistades fueron concertadas). Era en esta época que se dió para aprovechar de sus &quot;habilidades creativas&quot;, con invenciones como [[Bionic the Hedgehog|Bionic el Erizo]] y Sonichu, el último siendo producto de proyecto para clase simplemente porque su maestro le prohibió usar [[Chris and copyright|personajes protegidos por derechos de autor]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; (La ironía de que solucionase el problema por mezclar dos personajes protegidos por derechos de autor en un nuevo personaje no se le ocurre, hasta el día de hoy.) Después de realizar su ''obra maestra'' de Sonichu, Chris empezó incorporando sus [[OCs|personajes originales]] a todo lo que pudiese, aunque su pasión por su personaje no realmente surgió hasta sus años de colegio.<br /> <br /> Chris proclama que estaba presente en la [[honor roll|lista de mejores alumnos]], y durante esta época consiguió la fuente verdadera de sus póderes, su [[Amnyfest Ring|Anillo &quot;Amnitista&quot;]]. Chris se puso desanimado y salió furiosamente lloarando durante la ceremonia [[Manchester High School#Graduation|de graduación de la secundaria]] debido a que se dió el premio de arte a otra persona. Sinceramente creía que lo merecía más que cualquier otra persona ya que había puesto &quot;tanto esfuerzo&quot; en ello a pesar de su autismo, olvidándose de la probablidad de que los logros artísticos de sus colegas fuesen simplmente mejores. Otra razón por la tristeza fue la revelación horripilante de que tuviese que madurarse y portarse como un adulto, una etapa de la vida por la cual sus padres no le habían preparado.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, apunte de la graduación 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidentemente, no hubo base para este miedo.<br /> <br /> Desde graduarse de la secundaria y asi dejar atrás los años más felices de su vida, Chris se ha mostrado falta de voluntad y capacidad como para avanzar en cualquier otro aspecto de la vida, y desgraciadamente aparenta haber retrocedido en muchas áreas claves mientras avance en edad. Se queda atrapado en una[[Time Void|estasis de tiempo]] del año [[2000]] , como cree que cualquier cosa que hiciese en aquella época fue lo que le ayudó para atraer compañeras. El hecho de que sus amiguitas de secundaria hayan seguido adelante y se hayan casado con hombres adultos de verdad con carreras le concierne ni un poco. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris todavía añora los &quot;días mejores&quot;]] a pesar de que sus creencias hipotéticamente le dejan en un lugar mucho mejor de lo que ocupaba en la secundaria. Como es de imaginar, esto es totalmente porque las cosas no se mejoraron mucho para Chris despues de graduarse.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |La premiada obra artística de Chris<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|Esto merece un premio.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|No es espeluznante.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Interpretación de Chris de un Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relajándose. Ni siquiera un poco asustador.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris indica a esto ser su &quot;cara de cuero.&quot; Al parecer, nunca ha mirado ''La masacre de Texas''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|Este plato ayuda perder peso – solo falta mirarlo y vomitará.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|Se pone esto en la puerta para desanimar a ladrones potenciales.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Crónicas de adulto===<br /> {{Quote|Debe quedarse en la escula, aprender tanto que mucho. Y probar antes de elogiar o despreciar. ¡Nunca fumar! ¡Nunca beber! Nunca preocuparse de lo que piense los demás cuando hace cosas... Nunca temer acercarse a los de su género opuesto. ¡Y MÁS IMPORTANTE! FAVOR DE... QUEDARSE HETEROSEXUAL. Les dejo con esas palabras, como he compartido con ustedes en este, mi 25º cumpleaños, el 24 de febrero 2007. Me llamo &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian Weston Chandler. Que tengan una vida larga, y sigan brillándose, en su propia manera única. La guerra nunca es la solución; la paz es. Nunca pelear. Las felicitaciones les darán fuzzy-wuzzies. La guerra le dará prickly-wicklies... Muchísimas gracias, y tengan un excelente día.|Extratos del [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|MENSAJE AL FUTURO de Christian Weston Chandler]], grabado brevemente antes su descubrimiento por el Internet.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|Una de las imágenes promocionales para la [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de amor]].]]<br /> <br /> La entrada de Chris en [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|el Colegio Comunitario de Piedmont Virginia]] probablemente apaciguó su incapacidad para lidiar con la vida después de la secundaria. Cursó [[CADD|Diseño asistido por computadora ]] y empezó trabajando en ''Sonichu'', lanzando un [[Sonichu's News Dash|boletín]], circulándolo por el campus. Con el tiempo, se le perdía el contacto con sus amiguitas de la secundaria, y presumiblemente encontró que el entorno colegial estaban menos del humor para acomodarle y sus idiosincrasias. Por sus propias declaraciones, su vida social faltaba en comparación con sus años en la secundaria.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], página 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris dice que decidió que necisita una [[sweetheart|novia]] el febrero de [[2003]]. Posiblemente impulado por el descubrimiento de que su amiga vieja [[Sarah Hammer]] había empezado saliendo con [[Wes Iseli]], Chris empezó su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Amor]] en serio el mismo verano. Sin embargo, descubrió rápidamente que cada mujer con quien hablaba tuvo novio (o así se lo dijeron). Chris pronto se puso neurótico ante el &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|Infinitamente-Alto Factor-de-Novios]]&quot; y confeccionó y utilizando varios métodos raros para atraer a las mujeres sin que tuviese que realmente acercarse a o hablar con ellas.<br /> <br /> La técnica más elogiada de Chris consistió en sentarse en un sitio (o caminarse de un lado a otro) por horas, con un letrero en la mano que decía &quot;Soy un Hombre Soltero De (edad actual de Chris)-Años, en búsqueda de una Compañera Soltera entre los 18-(edad actual de Chris)-Años.&quot; Extraordinariamente, dicha estrategia logró nada más alla de meterlo en problemas con varias [[jerkops|figuras]] [[manajerks|de autoridad]] que sacaron la idea de que estaba vagueando y/o solicitando el sexo, lo cual fue legalmente cierto. A Chris se le afectaron especialmente una serie de enfrentamientos con la decana de [[PVCC]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]] sobre sus técnicas de atracción, que resultó en una contienda mortal continua y completamente unilateral, lo cual conllevó [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|maldiciones mágicas]] y [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|difamación]]. A partir de una serie de enfrentamientos que incluyó comportamiento cada vez más extraño y amenazante por parte de Chris, Walsh lo expulsó de la escuela por un año en [[2004]]. Finalmente volvió, de todos modos, y obtuvo un título de asociado en Mayo de [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|Puede oler su miedo...]]<br /> <br /> Después del colegio y cumplir con su educación, Chris se alejó sin demora a la sociedad, esforzándose para encontrar una chica sin-novio, dibujando ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating|masturbándose]], y aprovechándose de sus [[monthly tugboat|monedas del gobierno]] para comprar videojuegos y [[sex toys|juguetes sexuales]]. Nunca realizaba ningunos esfuerzos en serio para buscar carrera alguna desde la graduación en adelante, a pesar de haber obtenido un título con el cual puedier haber conseguido un trabajo bien remunerado (y poco exigente) que le habría brindado muchas más oportunidades que quedarse en casa jugando sus videojuegos.<br /> <br /> En el año [[2005]], Chris conoció por primera vez a [[Megan Schroeder]] en una [[The GAMe PLACe|tienda local de juegos tableros y cartas colecionables]]. Siendo paria social también, Megan resultó poco usual en que era dispuesta a hablar con Chris por más de cinco minutos. Los dos se convirtieron en amigos, aunque Megan proclamó haber padecido una separación dura recientemente y rechazó contemplar el interés romántico obvio de Chris hacia ella. Chris, al parecer basando su actitud en haber estudiado a las mujeres a través del [[anime]] y la pornografía, creyó que la manera clave para cambiar los sentimientos platónicos de Megan para que fuese románticos fue hacerle a ella avances inapropriados hacia ella hasta que ella tuvo que decirle que dejase de tocarla (una situación que se empeoró hasta el punto de que [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan lo igualó con el acoso sexual]]).<br /> <br /> En el verano de [[2007]], Chris decidió jugarselo todo por entrar en el [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|Concurso de ''PaRappa the Rapper'']] para que puediese ganar premios y un viaje para dos a Seattle, Washington, lo que formó la parte clave de su plan para finalmente a conquistar a Megan. El concurso culminó en un desastre para Chris, ya que perdió al indeseable [[Adam Stackhouse]] y subsecuentemente aprendió que Megan no se habría ido con él en el viaje aunque si hubiese ganado.<br /> <br /> Fue durante la Búsqueda de Amor que Chris se vió animado para lanzar ''Sonichu'', una serie de cómics que incluía su pokemón erizo eléctrico. Aparentemente, tenía intención de que la serie se enfocase en la vida y tiempos de su personaje increíblemente original, per a mediados de la primera edición halfway, el enfoque de la historia se cambió para ser Chris y sus desaventuras románticas innumerables. Poco sabía Chris, sin embargo, que iba a cambiar su vida de manera permanente como resultado de haber escrito y dibujado su obra maestra.<br /> <br /> ==La era clásica==<br /> {{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Has desperdiciado tu vida. Has desperdiciado tu vida y aún crees que eres lo suficiente aceptable como para salir con cualquier persona, incluso conmigo? Digo, tú eres un jodido irresoluto, ya no eres no lo suficiente aceptable para la sociedad misma. Tú- No creo que jámas vayas a lograr cualquier cosa, no puedes esforzarte para conseguir lo que quieres... Voy a tener una vida feliz y voy a vivir mi vida y, sabes, tú vas a seguir haciendo lo de siempre cinco años más allá de hoy, si no estés muerto.|[[Kacey]], acertadamente pronosticando cuan paralizada será la vida de Chris después de su [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|separación de él]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris en el año [[2008]]. [[Blanca Weiss]] le engañó para que se pusiese la ropa interior de su madre.]]<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|¡¡¡DE PUTA MADRE!!!]]<br /> <br /> El don poco usual de Chris (y, por don, nos referimos a la patología) se descubrió cuando alguien subió una foto anónima de Sonichu a [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. Sólo costó una búsqueda rápida por Google del nombre de Chris para averiguar la identidad del autor. También fue descubierto el 26 de octubre de 2007 por el sitio SomethingAwful, cuando se desvió un hilo no relacionado con Chris porque un usuario escribió su relato personal de Chris. Un hilo sobre Chris y Sonichu se creó el próximo día.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; La existencia miserable de Chris también se inundó [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|la Enciclopedia Dramática]] en noviembre de 2007. Su vida no ha sido igual desde entonces, y bastante soprendente, Chris mismo asume parte de la culpa por la situación.<br /> <br /> Al darse cuenta del artículo &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; en la Enciclopedia Dramática (de aquí en adelante, ED), Chris subió un solo video [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|a YouTube]] tratando de manera diplomática convencer al sitio que se quitase la página. Al fallarse el esfuerzo, pasó unos varios meses [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizando]] el artículo con la vana esperanza de agobiar sus enemigos. Sus esfuerzos resultaron catastróficamente contraproducentes, como Chris, para demostrar que fue tan espeluznante como sus [[trolls]], reveló un montón de información avergonzante, más notablemente [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|un retrato de él metiéndole dedo a Megan]] lo cual arruinó su relación más importante en aquel entonces, y, a la misma vez, les dió a los troles la justificación como para seguir con la guerra contra Chris. Al llegar la primavera de [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].<br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br /> <br /> ==Crossdresser Era==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or &quot;[[tomgirl]],&quot; as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and declining mentality are considered.<br /> <br /> After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br /> <br /> Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.<br /> <br /> While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the &quot;true love&quot; part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the &quot;stress&quot; taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely.&quot; Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].&lt;ref&gt;[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]&lt;/ref&gt; While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br /> <br /> In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br /> <br /> [[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br /> <br /> ==Transgender Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br /> <br /> More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove.&quot;<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> ==Goddess Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br /> <br /> After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br /> <br /> When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.<br /> <br /> Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br /> <br /> During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called &quot;overpowered&quot; goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Downfall Era==<br /> {{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan &quot;The Gunt&quot; Ralph]].]]<br /> <br /> [[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|&quot;Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!&quot;}}]]<br /> <br /> After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]<br /> <br /> However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.<br /> <br /> What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order.)]]<br /> <br /> On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.<br /> <br /> While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]<br /> <br /> Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br /> <br /> Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.<br /> <br /> On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with &quot;waive right to indictment&quot; and &quot;transportation order&quot; added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.<br /> <br /> ==Second Coming Era==<br /> {{main|2023|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Second Coming}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|&quot;Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime&quot;]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Free as fuck.]]<br /> <br /> The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].<br /> <br /> Though every good story needs a sequel, right?<br /> <br /> After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; before updating their files to say he was released by court order.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[autism]] disorder deferred disposition, leading Chris to live up to his Teflon reputation by somehow avoiding even a sex offender charge.<br /> <br /> Chris was temporarily moved to Gateway Homes, a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.&lt;ref&gt;[[Medallion Moulding Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as &quot;[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]].&quot;<br /> <br /> In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to &quot;Resolved Order Pending,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].<br /> <br /> On 23 August 2023, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.<br /> <br /> Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later.<br /> <br /> By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]]. <br /> <br /> In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&amp;A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day, presumably after his infamous reputation caught up to him.<br /> <br /> As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.<br /> <br /> ==Featured Fan Videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | ytid = DxAhBoYfWy4<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything<br /> | ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI<br /> | Stardate = 4 March 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbrqVkPdL_5qrgjwHYytQg First Son]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan<br /> | ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw<br /> | Stardate = 16 August 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(espa%C3%B1ol)&diff=320851 User:Dormiebasne/Christian Weston Chandler (español) 2024-02-26T01:12:17Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>:''Este artículo se trata del mismísimo Chris... ¡es su artículo y nada menos! Para información sobre el personaje de Sonichu, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler (Personaje de Sonichu)]]. Para otros usos, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)| Christian Weston Chandler (desambiguación)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; se dirije aquí. Para leer sobre sus creencias en cuanto al cristianismo, véase a [[Chris and religion|Chris y la religión (inglés)]].''<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Divulgación de género:''' Esta persona identifica actualmente como [[transgender|transgénero]] de masculino a feminino {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} . Es posible que el uso de pronombres en esta página no refleje su sexo biológico y/o su identidad de género<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Poco Fiable:''' Se ha determinado que Christian Weston Chandler es un narrador poco fiable debido a las siguientes razones:&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es un mentiroso habitual'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Muchas veces, Chris exagera las cosas que acontecieron, a menudo para no verse mal.'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es considerable [[naive|ingenuo]]'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Los recuentos de Chris en cuanto a como salió un tal evento varian con cada recitación'''<br /> Es importante mantener esto en mente cuando evalua la verdad de sus declaraciones.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid red&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''IMPOSTORES:''' Se conoce que Christian Weston Chandler frecuentemente utiliza muchas cuentas falsas (llamadas &quot;sockpuppets&quot; en inglés). Ya que es difícil discernir cuales son de Chris, es mejor que se evite la conjetura en cuanto a si una cuenta pertenece a Christian Weston Chandler si no se ha totalmente verificado que si. <br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;boilerplate metadata&quot; id=&quot;honest&quot;&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; style=&quot;border: 4px solid #000000; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;&quot;<br /> | [[Image:HonestContent.jpg|60px| ]]<br /> | <br /> <br /> '''Este artículo se ha clasificado M por [[Honest Content|Contenido Honesto]]'''<br /> <br /> Es posible que contenga material no seguro para el trabajo<br /> |}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Christian Weston Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|200px]]<br /> <br /> |header3 = Información<br /> |label5 = Nombre<br /> |data5 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) &lt;br&gt; Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler (2016–hoy)<br /> |label7 = También conocido como<br /> |data7 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Kookydash.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Facebook|Tini]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]&lt;br&gt;[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]<br /> |label8 = Género<br /> |data8 = Hombre (1982-2016)&lt;br&gt;Mujer Trans(2016-actualidad)<br /> |label9 = Religión<br /> |data9 = &quot;[[Chris and religion|Cristianismo espiritual de la nueva era ]]&quot;<br /> |label10 = Raza <br /> |data10 = Anglo (8º &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label11 = Altura<br /> |data11 = 5'10&quot; (1.778m)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label12 = Peso<br /> |data12 = 203lb (92.0kg)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label13 = Padre <br /> |data13 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label14 = Madre<br /> |data14 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–hoy)<br /> |label15 = Hermanos <br /> |data15 = [[Cole Smithey]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (hermana media)<br /> |label16 = Educación<br /> |data16 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br /> |label17=Nacionalidad<br /> |data17=Estadounidense<br /> |label18 = Profesión<br /> |data18 = Dibujante de cómics freelance([[Lulu|autopuplicado]])&lt;br&gt;Streamer de YouTube&lt;br&gt;Diseñador de videojuegos (no publicado)&lt;br&gt;Empleado de [[Wendy's]] ([[2001]])&lt;br&gt;Vendedor de cuchillería [[Cutco]] ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Músico]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|acompañante hombre]] ([[2010]], no remunerado)&lt;br&gt;Empresario, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostituta]] ([[2016]], no remunerado)<br /> |label19 = Conyuge(s)<br /> |data19 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (desde Marzo 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (desde Junio 2018) &lt;br&gt; y [[Pickchu]] (desde Mayo 2022)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label20=Títulos<br /> |data20=Creador de Sonichu&lt;br&gt;Historiador de Sonichu y Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Diosa de CPU]] de las naciones de [[Cwcville]], Comma, y las [[Commodore 64|cónsolas de Commodore]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;La reina de la risa moderna&lt;ref&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|El verdadero jugador uno]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> }}<br /> {{quote|Soy la persona [[Autism|autista]] [[Slow-in-the-minds|de alto funcionamiento]] que fue extremadamente [[Megan Schroeder|dañada emocionalmente]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|su inspiration]][[Chris and art|artística]] perdida con paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|engaño]], [[Calling Out &quot;Tito&quot; - Don|extorsión]] y [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|palabras puramente hirientes]] de esos [[Trolls]] parásitos. Soy el [[Chris and copyright|creador]], dibujando a mano, de [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] y la ciudad de [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|EE.UU]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Mirad, ¡El error de Dios!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] sobre Chris.}}<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler''', anteriormente '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (nacido: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 de febrero [[1982]]) es un caricaturista [[Autism|autista]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|enfermo mental]],&lt;ref&gt;Confirmado por su designación entre la [[Therapeutic Docket|lista de casos terapéutica]].&lt;/ref&gt; [[JERKS|misandrista]] y [[Women's rights|misógino]] de {{Age|1982|2|24}} años, que también es [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], anterior [[virgin with rage|virgin con rabia]], autoproclamado [[CPU Blue Heart|deidad]], y [[Affair with Mother|literalmente chingó su madre]]. Normalmente se refiere a él por su apodo '''Chris-Chan''', sus iniciales '''CWC''', o simplemente el nombre género neutral de '''Chris'''. Se asemeja un tanto a una caricatura de {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} que ha cobrado vida, y se le considera uno de los &quot;lolcows&quot; más conocidos y bien documentados en la cultura del internet – si no se ve entre las personas más documentadas de la historia.<br /> <br /> Ciertas personas le consideran una celebridad, pero no ha vendido un álbum [[Chris and music|multi-platino]], ni ha sido regalado con [[Chris and cinematography|un premio Oscar]]. En lugar de eso, es el [[Things Chris has ripped off|creador]] del infame cómic en línea ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', que pretende relatar la historia de un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo de tipo eléctrico]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] y su [[sweetheart|amante]] [[Rosechu]], además de sus aventuras con el [[Chaotic Combo|Combo Caótico]]. En la práctica, el cómic sirve para darle a Chris un camino para [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|cumplir sus deseos]] propios, dejándole expresar su descontento con el hecho de que [[Mary Lee Walsh|la facultad en su escuela profesional]] no reconocieron [[Honor roll|lo que él consideraba ser un desempeño ejemplar académico]] [[Count Graduon|cuando se graduó]], junto con sus frustraciones sobre [[Love Quest|siendo incapaz de encontrar una pareja romántica]]; asi que, el libro le permitió a reencauzar su [[Chris and anger|ira]] hacia [[Jerkop|la gente que]] [[Manajerks|impedieron sus esfuerzos]], poniéndolos en el papel de villanos y a si mismo como un [[List of unheroic protagonist actions| héroe verdadero del modelo Campbell]] en su narrativa. Después de cumplir con su educación, Chris carecía de empleo por la mayoria de su vida como adulto, ganándose la vida por medio de [[Monthly tugboat|beneficios sociales del gobierno]] y las [[Patreon|donaciones]] de su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Verdadera y Leal Hinchada]].<br /> <br /> A finales del año [[2007]], se convirtió en [[Chris and the Internet|famoso del internet]] cuando se filtraron imágenes de él en [[The GAMe PLACe|una tienda de juegos de tablero]] a los foros de {{w|Something Awful}}. Tras su descubrimiento, se burlaron de Chris por su [[Chris and fashion|sentido de la moda poco común]] y [[Obesity|su exceso de peso]], y las imágenes de Chris se difundieron a lugares como [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] y [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], y durante el proceso de su propagación, muchos [[trolls]] vieron su cómic por la primera vez, propulsándolo a la fama instante. La fascinación inicial se debía a su [[Chris and art|obra artística infantil]], su distintivo [[Medallions|medallón de Sonichu]] casero que llevaba en público, y su historia de merodear en [[Attraction Locations|ubicaciones públicas]] mientras literalmente teniendo el la mano un [[Attraction Sign|letrero]] implorando que las mujeres le hablasen. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Su reacción frente a la burla]] resultó en un ciclo en el que [[Honest Content|Chris revelaba más información perturbante sobre si mismo]] y sus [[Chris and manipulation|trolls esforzándose más y más para descubrir más de la historia sobre este individual extraño.]]. Así, la vida de Chris empezó a descontrolarse más con la llegada de &quot;trolling&quot; organizado, [[Chris and...|analisis psicológico de salón]] por parte de espectadores desconcertados, y unas payasadas bizarras de verdad de Chris que siguen hasta hoy en día, que influyeron el desarrollo del cómic cuando tuviese ganas de actualizarlo. <br /> <br /> El periodo más notable de la actividad en línea de Chris tuvo lugar entre los años 2007 y 2010 – dicho periodo ha sido declarado [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|la &quot;Era Clásica&quot;]] por los Cristorianos modernos – en el que Chris se veía repetidamente engañado por troles fingiendo ser [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|novias potenciales]], y atacaba a su archienemigo [[Clyde Cash]], el líder del grupo más notable de troles durante la vida de Chris: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. En dicha época, [[Julie Reveals Herself|Chris fue engañado]] por [[BlueSpike|un joven sádico de 13 años]] para [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|meterle su medallón a su culo]], [[Liquid Chris|experimentó el robo de su identidad por una persona mucho más talentosa que él]], [[Asperchu|y padeció una parodia de ''Sonichu'' despiadada por un equipo de caricaturistas al propósito de tocarle los huevos]], entre otras desventuras. Sin embargo, con el tiempo decidió cerrar la sesión en el internet a finales de este periodo, al parecer dándose cuenta de lo inútil de su lucha contra los &quot;malditos troles sucios&quot;. A la hora de su inevitable vuelta al internet unos meses más tarde en 2011, él no era igual que antes. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris empezó a experimentar con el travestismo]], refiriéndose a si mismo como un &quot;Tomgirl&quot; (lo opuesto de una marimacha), antes de declararse [[transgender|transgénero]] a finales de 2014.<br /> <br /> A partir de esos incidentes, la actividad en el internet de Chris se mantuvo relativamente normal (según sus estandares), a pesar de su cambio de identidad de género, la muerte de su padre (que llevó directamente a la disolución de los Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|un caso de atropello con fuga]], [[2014 house fire|el accidente que causó un incendio que destruyó su casa]], y [[26 December 2014|un incidente en el que gaseó con Mace a un empleado de GameStop]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|motivado por el color de los brazos de Sonic]]. Se cambiaron las cosas cuando surgieron dos nuevos grupos de troles – los [[Idea Guys]] y el [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|quienes lo adoctrinaron]] con creencias más y más irreales (tales como la idea de que él y sus padres son [[Sonichu (species)|medio-Sonichu]] o [[Rosechu (species)|medio-Rosechu]]), y culminó con la [[Chris and reality|revelación por parte de Chris]] de que él era [[CPU Blue Heart|una diosa]] destinada para traer [[Dimensional Merge|la convergencia de las dimensiones]] entre [[Dimensions#C-197|el mundo de su cómic]] y el nuestro, efectivamente iniciando una secta apocalíptica centrado en lo que empezó con un tonto, autoindulgente mezcla de ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' y ''[[Pokémon]]''. Después, Chris utilizó dicha [[Messiah complex|creencia delusional]] como un intricado [[Chris and coping|mechanismo para lidiar]] mientras seguía con sus hábitos autodestructivos.<br /> <br /> A pesar de que dichos grupos de troles se vieron expulsado debido a los esfuerzos de los [[Guard Dogs]], quienes intentaron mantener a Chris alejado del sendero de la ruinación (y para que no se hiciese el ridículo más), Chris se dedicó a seguir creyendo esas creencias insaludables y bien absurdas. Mientras tanto, su [[Chris and health|salud física]] y [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental]] se marchitaban, y [[Financhu Crisis|las finanzas se convirtieron en un asunto grave para la casa Chandler]], además del problema de que a su madre no le restaba mucho tiempo con vida. Todos dichos problemas hicieron que Chris se andentraba más y más profundamente en el refugio de sus fantasias. Se empeoraron las cosas hasta el punto de que [[Spirit possession|Chris fingía estar bajo la posesión espiritual de varios personajes de ficción]] con regularidad, incluso con un periodo de &quot;posesión&quot; por Sonichu que duró un año, sirviendo como una manera para lidiar con no poder asistir a dos convenciones de [[BABSCon|''My Little Pony'']], canceladas a causa de la pandemia de [[COVID-19]].<br /> <br /> Se cruzó el punto de no retorno en [[2021]], después de que [[Incest Call|audio filtrado]] reveló que [[Affair with Mother|tuvo varios encuentros incestuosos con su madre]], lo que causó el forzado desalojo de él [[14 Branchland Court|de su casa]] y que le enviaron al [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|cárcel]], que fue el incidente más publicitado desde unos años. Durante ese tiempo, [[Jail Communications|correspondencia desde el cárcel]] ilustró que se profundizaba en sus fantasias aún más, creyéndose ser la reincarnación de Jesús Cristo. Se transfirió a Chris al [[Western State Hospital|manicomio]] por tres meses antes de que volviese al cárcel, hasta salir del cárcel en [[March 2023|Marzo de 2023]]. A partir de su liberación, se ha mantenido [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|de perfil bajo]], pero está fielmente aumentado su actividad en línea.<br /> <br /> Nunca antes ha sido una figura del internet tal como Chris-Chan, gracias a las circunstancias únicas que formaron su comportamiento peculiar y posteriormente llevándose a su prominencia en línea, y es posible que nunca habrá otra persona tal como él – él es verdaderamente único en su especie. Es la misión dedicada de [[CWCki|este mismo wiki]] registrar su vida en detalle absurdamente alto, y si quiere, lector, profundizar el agujero de conejo casi sin fondo con nosotros, debería empezar por leer esta página. Prepárese, ya que va a ser un viaje largo, y no hay fin en vista.<br /> <br /> ==Resumen==<br /> {{Protip|Después de identificarse públicamente como mujer trans desde a finales de 2014, la identidad de género de Chris ha sido cuestion de gran debate entre los Cristorianos y hay controversia dentro y fuera de la comunidad trans. Para mantener consistencia en cuanto a los expedientes que precedieron la transición, y para no causar confusión para nuestros lectores, el CWCki opta por utilizar los pronombres masculinos para describir a Chris, incluso en la época después de su transición. NOTA DEL TRADUCTOR: En cuanto a las cuotaciones, se ha traducido de acuerdo con el pronombre utilizado, o el pronombre que utilizaría el sujeto, durante el tiempo en qué lo dijo. Por ejemplo, cuando Chris refiere a si mismo después de identificarse como mujer, se traducirá con pronombres femininos. Lo igual si es de otra persona que utiliza pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris.<br /> <br /> Que sea consciente de que no son todos que aceptan dicha estrategia, con ciertas personas optando por usar exclusivamente los pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris a partir de su transición, y otras personas optando por usar pronombres neutros, o los pronombres de acuerdo con la identidad de Chris expresada en el tiempo de que se habla.<br /> <br /> El nombre legal de Chris ahora es Christine, pero el apodo de Chris es género neutral, y puede abreviarse así cada uno de los nombres que ha usado Chris en su vida. Chris lo ha aceptado como apodo, a pesar de oponerse a ello anteriormente postransición. A raíz de esto, el CWCki normalmente utiliza este nomber cuando se discute Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> En todo caso, Chris está legalmente registrado como mujer y ha empezado terapia de reemplazo hormonal, pero no se ha sometido a cirugia de reasignación sexual, y es probable que nunca lo hará debido a unos factores (entre otros, su estatus socioeconómico y historia criminal).}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Parece lo suficiente inteligente como para entender que no entiende, y eso es lo más duro de todo. |Un estudiante anónimo de la [[University of Virginia|Universidad de Virginia]] refleccionando sobre Chris .&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html &quot;glass house&quot;], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Una imagen infame que dibujó Chris en que disfruta de un refresco en dos maneras]]]]<br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris en [[July 2018|Julio de 2018]], posando con un fan vestido de Sonichu en [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris es un tímido, autístico, autodenominado [[Transgender|mujer trans]] de tendencias hacia la delusión, quien ha sido permitido – por sus padres, [[Barbara Chandler]] y el difunto [[Bob Chandler]] – vivir eternamente como un niño, acumulando [[toys|juguetes]] y [[video games|videojuegos]] en un solo [[room|cuarto]] en la [[14 Branchland Court|casa]] de sus padres. Aún en los cuarenta, Chris se queda tan cómodo en su existencia protegida que se niega a atenerse a las normas sociales. Ha regularmente mostrado dificultades en cuanto a demostrar [[Love Quest|comportamiento]] público [[Chris and the law|aceptable]], reconocer cuando tiene que [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|usar el baño]], y usar su tiempo para [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribuir]] [[Dimensional Merge|a]] [[Twitter|la sociedad]] de manera significativa alguna. Aunque el sistema de educación pública forzó a Chris que encare la [[reality|realidad]], graduarse le ha dado la licencia de quedarse dentro y evitar desempeñando las actividades típicas civiles, optando por quedarse en casa y subsistir con los dólares de los contribuyentes. Debido a su abstinencia del mundo exterior, Chris no ha mantenido ningún [[Chris's resume|empleo]] [[Wendy's|desde 2001]] (aparte de comisiones y esquemas de pirámide), y no ha pasado más de unos meses de empleo continuo en toda su vida. Es poco probable que Chris vaya a conseguir otro trabajo, gracias a Patreon, sus beneficios sociales (el llamado &quot;Tugboat&quot;, remolcador en español),&lt;s&gt; el mendigar&lt;/s&gt; donaciones generosas, y el hecho de que ha dicho directamente que su autismo le prohibe conseguir un trabajo (a pesar de que haya muchos servicios sociales disponible para ayudar a gente con descapacidades para encontrar empleo). Chris ha tenido asombrosamente pocas relaciones significativas, aunque ha logrado cultivar amistades con gente cuyos intereses en la cultura nerd y LGBT coinciden con los suyos.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris está totalmente obsesionado con su personaje original y el cómic asociado, al punto de que ha elaborado a mano varios [[medallions|medallones]] en forma de Sonichu. Entre Febrero de [[2004]] y [[March 2010|Marzo de 2010]], pocas eran las veces en que se vió o se tomó una foto de Chris sin que tuviese puesto uno de esos tótems, incluso en la [[:Image:License.jpg|foto de su licencia de conductor]] y durante la ceremonia de graduación de [[college|la escuela profesional]] ; se desapareció el medallón por un tanto, pero volvió en [[September 2010|Septiembre de 2010]]. A la misma vez, estaba totalmente convencido de que todo el mundo quería aprender sobre Sonichu, y que la única razón por la cual [[Nintendo]], Sega, y [[Sony]] no le han acercado con ofertas para hacer videojuegos oficiales de ''Sonichu'' es que o son negociadores duros, o que los troles trabajan para ellos, y arruinan la posibilidad de realizar un juego. Por un rato, Chris operaba una tienda de eBay donde elaboraba y vendía sus medallones de Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, y incluso ofrecía opciones para hacer personajes personalizados. Se los vendían por $30 cada uno. Después de que salió levemente exitosa su tienda de eBay, se mudó a Etsy, pero su pereza se apoderó de él y perdió la tienda a partir de nueve meses de operación, debido a no cumplir órdenes.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|Una herramienta útil para pronosticar sucesos en la Christoria.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|Un gráfico aproximado que muestra la correlación entre conocimiento sobre Chris y la lástima que uno siente por él.]]<br /> <br /> Chris solía odiar a los [[homos|hombres homosexuales]], y lo comunicaba con tanta intensidad que los espectadores fácilmente sacaban la idea de que él simplemente tenía miedo de convertirse gay. No puede aguantar mirar al [[pickle|pene]] de otro hombre, y se fijaba la mirada en un [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|un póster de ''Sailor Moon'']] para mantenerse heterosexual.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus palabras no siempre coinciden con sus acciones; a lo largo de su historia temprana en el internet, aparentaba estar profundamente inseguro en relación a su género y sexualidad. Aun anteriormente a su transición, Chris ha [[Semen#Recycling|tragado su propio semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|llevado un sostén]], y solo refrenaba su [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendencia a trasvestirse orgullosamente]] porque su madre de edad avanzada se oponía a ello intensamente. Aunque esos hechos no indican la homosexualidad sin duda, si cuestionan la validez del juicio de Chris con respecto a su propia orientación sexual. Sorprendentemente, sin embargo, su homofobia parecía tener poco base en sus creencias religiosas, como no se había dado cuenta del verso Levítico 18:22, que condena la homosexualidad, hasta oirlo en un episodio de ''[[Family Guy|Padre de Familia]]'' en 2009.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; Su homofobia no se extendía a las lesbianas, quienes Chris considera excitante sexualmente. Con el tiempo, Chris abandonó su homofobia, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|pidiendo perdón en 2015]] y apoya lo que llama el espectro de [[SLGBTQ]]. En [[2018]], Los [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed|adoctrinaron]] a Chris para que se identifiquese como bisexual, aunque es probable que esto igualmente fuese Chris conformándose con su sexualidad tanto como el resultado de manipulación.<br /> <br /> Su vida de adulto se ha definido mayormente por su meta de hacer de ''Sonichu'' una franquicia exitosa para encontrar éxito financiero (o, al menos, controlar su [[debt|deuda]]), su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Novia]] para obtener una &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|sin-novio]], de 18-[''su edad actual''] años, cariñosa, [[tobacky|no fumadora]], no-[[alcohol]]ica mujer [[Chris and race|blanca]] &quot; para convertir en su &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|cariño desde cero]],&quot; y, empezando en 2011, se enfocó en lo de su identidad como [[tomgirl]] y más tarde una mujer trans lesbiana. Luego, Chris desarrolló un [[Messiah complex|complejo de Mesías]], creyéndose ser [[Chris and religion|la reincarnación de Jesus Cristo]] destinado a facilitar una [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]] entre la ficción y la realidad.<br /> <br /> En breve, la historia de Chris parece una condenada a [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|no tener un final feliz]], con su vida sirviendo como advertencia sobre la época del Internet. Es un cuento de [[Borb|mala crianza de los hijos]], [[Chris and socialization|el aislamiento social]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|la candidez]], [[Chris and his ego|el narcisismo]], [[Chris and work|la pereza]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|la hipocresía]], [[Chris and sex|desviación sexual]], y lo más importante, un cuento sobre todo el mundo presenciando en tiempo real la lenta, dolorosa degradación de otro ser humano.<br /> <br /> ==Pseudónimos==<br /> {{quote|Llámame por el nombre que [[Chris and religion|Dios]] [[Christopher's name change|y el oso]] [[Chris and English|me ha dado]] por toda mi vida. El nombre actual completo de Christian Weston Chandler, mi primer nombre siendo Christopher y mi apodo español siendo Ricardo. Pero, al fin y al cabo, que tan solo me llame Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris demandando algo de]] [[Liquid Chris|su impostor]], años antes de su cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Selfie de Chris, vestido en [[The Classic|su camisa clásica]] y [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|el medallón de Sonichu]], alrededor de 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|&quot;¡Mirad mis obras, os poderosos, y desesperad!&quot;}}]]<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Autorretrato de Chris como personaje de cómic, dibujado a mano.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler tiene una variedad de nombres que lo ha dado a si mismo. Nació con el nombre Christopher Weston Chandler, pero [[Christopher's name change|lo cambió]] a &quot;Christian&quot; según como le llamó el &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|operador del oso animatrónico en el centro comercial]]&quot; que oyó mal su nombre, lo que interpretó como un señal de Dios. A mediados de la primera década de los 2000, Chris adoptó el apodo &quot;Chris-Chan,&quot; un juego de palabras involucrando su apellido y el {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|sufijo honorífico japonés ''-chan''}}, que, según Wikipedia, &quot;se usa para referirse a niños jóvenes, amigos íntimos, infantes, abuelos y, a veces, adolescentes femininas.&quot; Chris aprendió de este honorífico por medio de series de [[anime]] como ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' y ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. El nombre &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; suele escribirse erróneamente sin el guion como &quot;Chris Chan,&quot; como si Chris se hubiese llamado como {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Extrañamente]], antes de su transición Chris refería a si mismo por su nombre entero, o si tenía ganas de aumentar la formalidad utilizaba &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; Se siente [[Chris and his ego|peculiarmente orgulloso]] de sus inciales &quot;CWC,&quot; y muchas veces las incorpora a sus obras y varios juegos de palabras centrado en la palabra &quot;quick&quot; (&quot;rápido&quot;, irónicamente, ya que...bueno, no lo es). Ejemplos incluyen [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] y [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Poco después de declararse una lesbiana [[transgender|transgénero]], Chris empezó a introducirse como &quot;Christine.&quot; En Mayo de 2016, él exitosamente entabló un cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine Weston Chandler.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Luego entabló para cambiar el sexo indicado en su licencia de conducir para identificarle como mujer.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; Ahora firma su nombre con corazonitos dibujados sobre la letra &quot;i&quot;. Sus documentos legales se refieren a él como Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; menos las demandas cíviles, en las que no ha actualizado su información con el demandante.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|Este wiki]], sin embargo, lo llamamos Chris en el interés de consistencia.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris empezó a identificarse por el nombre Christine a finales de 2014 antes del cambio legal de nombre en 2016.]]<br /> <br /> En sus clases de [[Spanish|español]] en la preparatoria su apodo era &quot;Ricardo,&quot; y mucho tiempo después seguía traduciendo su nombre a &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; cuando escribía o hablaba en español, más probable a raíz de no darse cuenta de que uno no normalmente cambia su nombre con otro totalmente distinto al hablar otro idioma. A veces, llegaba a tal punto que se proclamaba &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Chandler&quot;, o alguna variedad del mismo, para identificarse precisamente. Recientemente, Chris ha dejado de decir su segundo nombre, nombres anteriores, y su apodo español en sus videos; ahora solamente empieza con &quot;Christine Chandler.&quot; (Chris nunca ha inventado una versión femenina del apodo &quot;Ricardo&quot;, o cualquier nombre de carácter español para reemplazarlo.)<br /> <br /> De vez en cuando, Chris utilizaba los nombres de sus personajes para referirse a sí mismo, más notablemente su gemelo maligno, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], y por supuesto, Sonichu. En los cómics, Chris tiene la habilidad para transformarse en un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo eléctrico]], llamado [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. Mientras Chris se volvía más inestable en 2017 y cayó bajo la influencia de los [[Idea Guys]]' en 2018, él se fusionaba aún más en sus invenciones fantásticas al punto de que añadió &quot;Sonichu&quot; al fin de su nombre (aunque no se reconoce como un cambio de nombre legal, a diferencia de los cambios a &quot;Christian&quot; o &quot;Christine&quot; en los años pasados), para reconciliarse con la creencia que es medio-Sonichu en la vida real, según muchas instancias de adoctrinamiento. Otros nombres que él usa actualmente incluyen [[CPU Blue Heart]] (CPU Corazón Azúl) y [[Night Star]] (Estrella Nocturna), sus personajes autoinserciones para las franquicias ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' y ''[[My Little Pony]]'', respectivamente. En las circunstancias en que quiere presentarse de manera particularmente ostentosa, puede que adjunte sus varios alter egos a su nombre, tal y como decía sus nombres anteriores en el pasado.<br /> <br /> Muy pocos son los nombres que se usan para referirse a Chris que no eran invenciones suyas. Uno de los más notables es &quot;Chrissy,&quot; popularizado por [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] por casualidad irónica, mientras éste se burlaba de Chris mediante hacer femenino su nombre, que ahora parece haber pronosticado su interés en el travestismo y más tarde volverse trans. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], que se derivó del canal IBAChandler de Chris en [[YouTube]] , se popularizó por [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|causándole a Chris mucha angustia]]. Menos notable, hay el apodo &quot;Solid Chris,&quot; utilizado por unos para distinguir a Chris de Liquid según la tradiciòn [[Metal Gear|de cierto serie de videojuegos]]. Ciertos &quot;A-Logs&quot;&lt;ref&gt;Personas que expresan odio excesivo hacia Chris, hasta el punto de que se vuelven objetos de burla.&lt;/ref&gt; se han referido a Chris como &quot;el agente de sátan en la tierra.&quot; Usuarios de [[Kiwi Farms]] han creado el término &quot;Chris Clásico&quot; para referirse a Chris antes de que muriese Bob y/o antes la saga de [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl]], usando &quot;Chris Moderno&quot; para indicar el Chris de hoy y sus payasadas.<br /> <br /> ==La era fundacional==<br /> ===Niñez y adolescencia===<br /> {{quote|Las palabras de despedida más importantes con las cuales puedo dejarles – pues, son que siempre recuerden esto. Si muestras a la gente dónde hay [[Kick the Autistic|tus puntos débiles]], luego [[Trolls|la gente]] sabrán como [[Chris and anger|llegar a tus nervios]]. Si jamás se los muestras, nunca sabrán.|Maestra de Chris, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], dando a Chris un consejo de alto valor, que, desdichadamente, nunca tomó en serio.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|El desarrollo (o deterioro, dependiente de punto de vista) de Chris-chan... en forma {{w|Pogs|pog}} (si, son pogs caseros). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Christopher Weston Chandler nació el 24 de febrero de 1982 en el {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital|Hóstital de Martha Jefferson}} en [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].&lt;ref name=&quot;WikiProfile&quot;&gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus padres, [[Borb|Robert y Bárbara]], trabajaron como ingeniero para Western Electric (luego General Electric) y oficinista para Virginia Power, respectivamente. Aunque se desconoce mucho de sus primeros años, los [[Autism papers|papeles de autismo]] revelan que sus habilidades lingüisticas eran deficientes, lo que fue el primer señal de su [[autism|autismo]]. A pesar de esto, Chris sostiene que dijo su primera palabra, &quot;monkey&quot; (mono), cuando apenas tenía seis semanas de vida,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; y sigue orgulloso de esto aun en su madurez, no obstante cuan obviamente poco probable y físicamente imposible que sea cierto – los centros lingüísticos del cerebro humano literalmente no pueden procesar idioma a las seis semanas, tampoco pueden las cuerdas vocales infantiles realizar los sonidos necesarios.<br /> <br /> Una [[abusive babysitter|niñera abusiva]], quien estaba sola con Chris diaramente por años,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; supuestamente encerró a Chris en su edad temprana en un cuarto con juguetes despues de apagar todas las luces, un evento que Chris caracteriza como muy traumático para él.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Parece que Chris no se nota la ironía de que haya regularmente encerrado a si mismo en un cuarto, rodeado de juguetes, por mucho de su vida de adulto.) Anteriormente identificó al encierro este como la fuente de su autismo (lo cual es una ilusión por su parte, cuando se considera que el autismo es un trastorno genético no causado por trauma external). Entre los 1 y 7 años de edad, no habló Chris ni una vez, y tuvo que aprovecharse de terapia de habla en [[James Madison University|la universidad de James Madison]], donde conoció a su primer amigo macho, [[Joshua Martinez]]. Recibió el diagnóstico del trastorno de espectro autista de alto funcionamiento, con el doctor pronosticando (al menos, según que dice Chris) que nunca asistía a la escuela secundaria, ni siquiera ser capaz de escribir su propio nombre.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; No obstante, Chris logró cumplir con estas metas cognitivas en su tiempo.<br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], one of his first friends. In one of the anecdotes that he's written about her (which are few and far between), Chris indicated that Sarah once convinced him that {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost}} lived in the crawlspace under her house. When he crawled in there to look, she locked him in&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; in a stunning display of their friendship, beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a pretty girl – if a [[JERKS|guy]] or an [[Mary Lee Walsh|ugly girl]] did that to him, Chris would [[Death threats|swear vengeance]]).<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty, who recorded his screams,&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. Chris later proclaimed that the abuse from the staff was the most traumatic experience of his life. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school,&quot; which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was homeschooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. While being homeschooled, the animatronic bear [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian,&quot; which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; He described his time there as pleasant, although he was often bullied by his classmates. His teacher, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], helped him to develop social skills and cope with bullying, and Chris later called her the most influential person in his life.<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[Creepy stare|stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, the basketball team's water boy. [[Semen|Don't drink anything from one of Chris's cups.]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pal]]s&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school (though as it turned out, many of these gal-pals were arranged friendships). It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.<br /> <br /> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he has gotten older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for &quot;better days&quot;]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning artwork<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face.&quot; Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> {{Quote|You should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Excerpts from [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], recorded shortly before his discovery by the Internet.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result of writing and drawing his magnum opus.<br /> <br /> ==Classic Era==<br /> {{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].<br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br /> <br /> ==Crossdresser Era==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or &quot;[[tomgirl]],&quot; as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and declining mentality are considered.<br /> <br /> After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br /> <br /> Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.<br /> <br /> While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the &quot;true love&quot; part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the &quot;stress&quot; taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely.&quot; Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].&lt;ref&gt;[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]&lt;/ref&gt; While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br /> <br /> In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br /> <br /> [[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br /> <br /> ==Transgender Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br /> <br /> More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove.&quot;<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> ==Goddess Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br /> <br /> After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br /> <br /> When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.<br /> <br /> Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br /> <br /> During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called &quot;overpowered&quot; goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Downfall Era==<br /> {{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan &quot;The Gunt&quot; Ralph]].]]<br /> <br /> [[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|&quot;Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!&quot;}}]]<br /> <br /> After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]<br /> <br /> However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.<br /> <br /> What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order.)]]<br /> <br /> On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.<br /> <br /> While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]<br /> <br /> Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br /> <br /> Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.<br /> <br /> On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with &quot;waive right to indictment&quot; and &quot;transportation order&quot; added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.<br /> <br /> ==Second Coming Era==<br /> {{main|2023|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Second Coming}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|&quot;Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime&quot;]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Free as fuck.]]<br /> <br /> The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].<br /> <br /> Though every good story needs a sequel, right?<br /> <br /> After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; before updating their files to say he was released by court order.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[autism]] disorder deferred disposition, leading Chris to live up to his Teflon reputation by somehow avoiding even a sex offender charge.<br /> <br /> Chris was temporarily moved to Gateway Homes, a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.&lt;ref&gt;[[Medallion Moulding Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as &quot;[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]].&quot;<br /> <br /> In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to &quot;Resolved Order Pending,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].<br /> <br /> On 23 August 2023, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.<br /> <br /> Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later.<br /> <br /> By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]]. <br /> <br /> In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&amp;A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day, presumably after his infamous reputation caught up to him.<br /> <br /> As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.<br /> <br /> ==Featured Fan Videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | ytid = DxAhBoYfWy4<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything<br /> | ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI<br /> | Stardate = 4 March 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbrqVkPdL_5qrgjwHYytQg First Son]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan<br /> | ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw<br /> | Stardate = 16 August 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(espa%C3%B1ol)&diff=320811 User:Dormiebasne/Christian Weston Chandler (español) 2024-02-25T01:07:57Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>:''Este artículo se trata del mismísimo Chris... ¡es su artículo y nada menos! Para información sobre el personaje de Sonichu, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler (Personaje de Sonichu)]]. Para otros usos, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)| Christian Weston Chandler (desambiguación)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; se dirije aquí. Para leer sobre sus creencias en cuanto al cristianismo, véase a [[Chris and religion|Chris y la religión (inglés)]].''<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Divulgación de género:''' Esta persona identifica actualmente como [[transgender|transgénero]] de masculino a feminino {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} . Es posible que el uso de pronombres en esta página no refleje su sexo biológico y/o su identidad de género<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Poco Fiable:''' Se ha determinado que Christian Weston Chandler es un narrador poco fiable debido a las siguientes razones:&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es un mentiroso habitual'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Muchas veces, Chris exagera las cosas que acontecieron, a menudo para no verse mal.'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es considerable [[naive|ingenuo]]'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Los recuentos de Chris en cuanto a como salió un tal evento varian con cada recitación'''<br /> Es importante mantener esto en mente cuando evalua la verdad de sus declaraciones.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid red&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''IMPOSTORES:''' Se conoce que Christian Weston Chandler frecuentemente utiliza muchas cuentas falsas (llamadas &quot;sockpuppets&quot; en inglés). Ya que es difícil discernir cuales son de Chris, es mejor que se evite la conjetura en cuanto a si una cuenta pertenece a Christian Weston Chandler si no se ha totalmente verificado que si. <br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;boilerplate metadata&quot; id=&quot;honest&quot;&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; style=&quot;border: 4px solid #000000; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;&quot;<br /> | [[Image:HonestContent.jpg|60px| ]]<br /> | <br /> <br /> '''Este artículo se ha clasificado M por [[Honest Content|Contenido Honesto]]'''<br /> <br /> Es posible que contenga material no seguro para el trabajo<br /> |}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Christian Weston Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|200px]]<br /> <br /> |header3 = Información<br /> |label5 = Nombre<br /> |data5 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) &lt;br&gt; Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler (2016–hoy)<br /> |label7 = También conocido como<br /> |data7 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Kookydash.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Facebook|Tini]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]&lt;br&gt;[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]<br /> |label8 = Género<br /> |data8 = Hombre (1982-2016)&lt;br&gt;Mujer Trans(2016-actualidad)<br /> |label9 = Religión<br /> |data9 = &quot;[[Chris and religion|Cristianismo espiritual de la nueva era ]]&quot;<br /> |label10 = Raza <br /> |data10 = Anglo (8º &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label11 = Altura<br /> |data11 = 5'10&quot; (1.778m)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label12 = Peso<br /> |data12 = 203lb (92.0kg)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label13 = Padre <br /> |data13 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label14 = Madre<br /> |data14 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–hoy)<br /> |label15 = Hermanos <br /> |data15 = [[Cole Smithey]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (hermana media)<br /> |label16 = Educación<br /> |data16 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br /> |label17=Nacionalidad<br /> |data17=Estadounidense<br /> |label18 = Profesión<br /> |data18 = Dibujante de cómics freelance([[Lulu|autopuplicado]])&lt;br&gt;Streamer de YouTube&lt;br&gt;Diseñador de videojuegos (no publicado)&lt;br&gt;Empleado de [[Wendy's]] ([[2001]])&lt;br&gt;Vendedor de cuchillería [[Cutco]] ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Músico]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|acompañante hombre]] ([[2010]], no remunerado)&lt;br&gt;Empresario, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostituta]] ([[2016]], no remunerado)<br /> |label19 = Conyuge(s)<br /> |data19 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (desde Marzo 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (desde Junio 2018) &lt;br&gt; y [[Pickchu]] (desde Mayo 2022)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label20=Títulos<br /> |data20=Creador de Sonichu&lt;br&gt;Historiador de Sonichu y Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Diosa de CPU]] de las naciones de [[Cwcville]], Comma, y las [[Commodore 64|cónsolas de Commodore]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;La reina de la risa moderna&lt;ref&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|El verdadero jugador uno]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> }}<br /> {{quote|Soy la persona [[Autism|autista]] [[Slow-in-the-minds|de alto funcionamiento]] que fue extremadamente [[Megan Schroeder|dañada emocionalmente]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|su inspiration]][[Chris and art|artística]] perdida con paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|engaño]], [[Calling Out &quot;Tito&quot; - Don|extorsión]] y [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|palabras puramente hirientes]] de esos [[Trolls]] parásitos. Soy el [[Chris and copyright|creador]], dibujando a mano, de [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] y la ciudad de [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|EE.UU]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Mirad, ¡El error de Dios!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] sobre Chris.}}<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler''', anteriormente '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (nacido: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 de febrero [[1982]]) es un caricaturista [[Autism|autista]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|enfermo mental]],&lt;ref&gt;Confirmado por su designación entre la [[Therapeutic Docket|lista de casos terapéutica]].&lt;/ref&gt; [[JERKS|misandrista]] y [[Women's rights|misógino]] de {{Age|1982|2|24}} años, que también es [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], anterior [[virgin with rage|virgin con rabia]], autoproclamado [[CPU Blue Heart|deidad]], y [[Affair with Mother|literalmente chingó su madre]]. Normalmente se refiere a él por su apodo '''Chris-Chan''', sus iniciales '''CWC''', o simplemente el nombre género neutral de '''Chris'''. Se asemeja un tanto a una caricatura de {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} que ha cobrado vida, y se le considera uno de los &quot;lolcows&quot; más conocidos y bien documentados en la cultura del internet – si no se ve entre las personas más documentadas de la historia.<br /> <br /> Ciertas personas le consideran una celebridad, pero no ha vendido un álbum [[Chris and music|multi-platino]], ni ha sido regalado con [[Chris and cinematography|un premio Oscar]]. En lugar de eso, es el [[Things Chris has ripped off|creador]] del infame cómic en línea ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', que pretende relatar la historia de un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo de tipo eléctrico]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] y su [[sweetheart|amante]] [[Rosechu]], además de sus aventuras con el [[Chaotic Combo|Combo Caótico]]. En la práctica, el cómic sirve para darle a Chris un camino para [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|cumplir sus deseos]] propios, dejándole expresar su descontento con el hecho de que [[Mary Lee Walsh|la facultad en su escuela profesional]] no reconocieron [[Honor roll|lo que él consideraba ser un desempeño ejemplar académico]] [[Count Graduon|cuando se graduó]], junto con sus frustraciones sobre [[Love Quest|siendo incapaz de encontrar una pareja romántica]]; asi que, el libro le permitió a reencauzar su [[Chris and anger|ira]] hacia [[Jerkop|la gente que]] [[Manajerks|impedieron sus esfuerzos]], poniéndolos en el papel de villanos y a si mismo como un [[List of unheroic protagonist actions| héroe verdadero del modelo Campbell]] en su narrativa. Después de cumplir con su educación, Chris carecía de empleo por la mayoria de su vida como adulto, ganándose la vida por medio de [[Monthly tugboat|beneficios sociales del gobierno]] y las [[Patreon|donaciones]] de su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Verdadera y Leal Hinchada]].<br /> <br /> A finales del año [[2007]], se convirtió en [[Chris and the Internet|famoso del internet]] cuando se filtraron imágenes de él en [[The GAMe PLACe|una tienda de juegos de tablero]] a los foros de {{w|Something Awful}}. Tras su descubrimiento, se burlaron de Chris por su [[Chris and fashion|sentido de la moda poco común]] y [[Obesity|su exceso de peso]], y las imágenes de Chris se difundieron a lugares como [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] y [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], y durante el proceso de su propagación, muchos [[trolls]] vieron su cómic por la primera vez, propulsándolo a la fama instante. La fascinación inicial se debía a su [[Chris and art|obra artística infantil]], su distintivo [[Medallions|medallón de Sonichu]] casero que llevaba en público, y su historia de merodear en [[Attraction Locations|ubicaciones públicas]] mientras literalmente teniendo el la mano un [[Attraction Sign|letrero]] implorando que las mujeres le hablasen. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Su reacción frente a la burla]] resultó en un ciclo en el que [[Honest Content|Chris revelaba más información perturbante sobre si mismo]] y sus [[Chris and manipulation|trolls esforzándose más y más para descubrir más de la historia sobre este individual extraño.]]. Así, la vida de Chris empezó a descontrolarse más con la llegada de &quot;trolling&quot; organizado, [[Chris and...|analisis psicológico de salón]] por parte de espectadores desconcertados, y unas payasadas bizarras de verdad de Chris que siguen hasta hoy en día, que influyeron el desarrollo del cómic cuando tuviese ganas de actualizarlo. <br /> <br /> El periodo más notable de la actividad en línea de Chris tuvo lugar entre los años 2007 y 2010 – dicho periodo ha sido declarado [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|la &quot;Era Clásica&quot;]] por los Cristorianos modernos – en el que Chris se veía repetidamente engañado por troles fingiendo ser [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|novias potenciales]], y atacaba a su archienemigo [[Clyde Cash]], el líder del grupo más notable de troles durante la vida de Chris: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. En dicha época, [[Julie Reveals Herself|Chris fue engañado]] por [[BlueSpike|un joven sádico de 13 años]] para [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|meterle su medallón a su culo]], [[Liquid Chris|experimentó el robo de su identidad por una persona mucho más talentosa que él]], [[Asperchu|y padeció una parodia de ''Sonichu'' despiadada por un equipo de caricaturistas al propósito de tocarle los huevos]], entre otras desventuras. Sin embargo, con el tiempo decidió cerrar la sesión en el internet a finales de este periodo, al parecer dándose cuenta de lo inútil de su lucha contra los &quot;malditos troles sucios&quot;. A la hora de su inevitable vuelta al internet unos meses más tarde en 2011, él no era igual que antes. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris empezó a experimentar con el travestismo]], refiriéndose a si mismo como un &quot;Tomgirl&quot; (lo opuesto de una marimacha), antes de declararse [[transgender|transgénero]] a finales de 2014.<br /> <br /> A partir de esos incidentes, la actividad en el internet de Chris se mantuvo relativamente normal (según sus estandares), a pesar de su cambio de identidad de género, la muerte de su padre (que llevó directamente a la disolución de los Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|un caso de atropello con fuga]], [[2014 house fire|el accidente que causó un incendio que destruyó su casa]], y [[26 December 2014|un incidente en el que gaseó con Mace a un empleado de GameStop]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|motivado por el color de los brazos de Sonic]]. Se cambiaron las cosas cuando surgieron dos nuevos grupos de troles – los [[Idea Guys]] y el [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|quienes lo adoctrinaron]] con creencias más y más irreales (tales como la idea de que él y sus padres son [[Sonichu (species)|medio-Sonichu]] o [[Rosechu (species)|medio-Rosechu]]), y culminó con la [[Chris and reality|revelación por parte de Chris]] de que él era [[CPU Blue Heart|una diosa]] destinada para traer [[Dimensional Merge|la convergencia de las dimensiones]] entre [[Dimensions#C-197|el mundo de su cómic]] y el nuestro, efectivamente iniciando un culto apocalíptico centrado en lo que empezó como un tonto, autoindulgente mezcla de ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' y ''[[Pokémon]]''. Después, Chris utilizó dicha [[Messiah complex|creencia delusional]] como un intricado [[Chris and coping|mechanismo para lidiar]] mientras seguía con sus hábitos autodestructivos.<br /> <br /> A pesar de que dichos grupos de troles se vieron expulsado debido a los esfuerzos de los [[Guard Dogs]], quienes intentaron mantener a Chris alejado del sendero de la ruinación (y para que no se hiciese el ridículo más), Chris se dedicó a seguir creyendo esas creencias insaludables y bien absurdas. Mientras tanto, su [[Chris and health|salud física]] y [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental]] se marchitaba, y [[Financhu Crisis|las finanzas se convirtieron en un asunto grave para la casa Chandler]], además del problema de que a su madre no le restaba mucho tiempo con vida. Todos dichos problemas hicieron que Chris se retiraba más y más profundamente en el entorno de sus fantasias. Llegó hasta el punto en que [[Spirit possession|Chris fingía estar bajo la posesión espiritual de varios personajes de ficción]] con regularidad, incluso con un periodo de &quot;posesión&quot; de un año por Sonichu, sirviendo como una manera para lidiar con no poder asistir a dos convenciones de [[BABSCon|''My Little Pony'']], canceladas a causa de la pandemia de [[COVID-19]].<br /> <br /> Se cruzó el punto de no retorno en [[2021]], después de que [[Incest Call|audio filtrado]] reveló que [[Affair with Mother|tuvo varios encuentros incestuosos con su madre]], lo que causó el forzado desalojo de él [[14 Branchland Court|de su casa]] y que le enviaron al [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|cárcel]], que fue el incidente más publicitado desde unos años. Durante ese tiempo, [[Jail Communications|correspondencia desde el cárcel]] ilustró que se profundizaba en sus fantasias aún más, creyéndose ser la reincarnación de Jesús Cristo. Se transfirió a Chris al [[Western State Hospital|manicomio]] por tres meses antes de que volviese al cárcel, hasta salir del cárcel en [[March 2023|Marzo de 2023]]. A partir de su liberación, se ha mantenido [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|de perfil bajo]], pero está fielmente aumentado su actividad en línea.<br /> <br /> Nunca antes ha sido una figura del internet tal como Chris-Chan, gracias a las circunstancias únicas que formaron su comportamiento peculiar y posteriormente llevándose a su prominencia en línea, y es posible que nunca habrá otra persona tal como él – él es verdaderamente único en su especie. Es la misión dedicada de [[CWCki|este mismo wiki]] registrar su vida en detalle absurdamente alto, y si quiere, lector, profundizar el agujero de conejo casi sin fondo con nosotros, debería empezar por leer esta página. Prepárese, ya que va a ser un viaje largo, y no hay fin en vista.<br /> <br /> ==Resumen==<br /> {{Protip|Después de identificarse públicamente como mujer trans desde a finales de 2014, la identidad de género de Chris ha sido cuestion de gran debate entre los Cristorianos y hay controversia dentro y fuera de la comunidad trans. Para mantener consistencia en cuanto a los expedientes que precedieron la transición, y para no causar confusión para nuestros lectores, el CWCki opta por utilizar los pronombres masculinos para describir a Chris, incluso en la época después de su transición. NOTA DEL TRADUCTOR: En cuanto a las cuotaciones, se ha traducido de acuerdo con el pronombre utilizado, o el pronombre que utilizaría el sujeto, durante el tiempo en qué lo dijo. Por ejemplo, cuando Chris refiere a si mismo después de identificarse como mujer, se traducirá con pronombres femininos. Lo igual si es de otra persona que utiliza pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris.<br /> <br /> Que sea consciente de que no son todos que aceptan dicha estrategia, con ciertas personas optando por usar exclusivamente los pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris a partir de su transición, y otras personas optando por usar pronombres neutros, o los pronombres de acuerdo con la identidad de Chris expresada en el tiempo de que se habla.<br /> <br /> El nombre legal de Chris ahora es Christine, pero el apodo de Chris es género neutral, y puede abreviarse así cada uno de los nombres que ha usado Chris en su vida. Chris lo ha aceptado como apodo, a pesar de oponerse a ello anteriormente postransición. A raíz de esto, el CWCki normalmente utiliza este nomber cuando se discute Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> En todo caso, Chris está legalmente registrado como mujer y ha empezado terapia de reemplazo hormonal, pero no se ha sometido a cirugia de reasignación sexual, y es probable que nunca lo hará debido a unos factores (entre otros, su estatus socioeconómico y historia criminal).}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Parece lo suficiente inteligente como para entender que no entiende, y eso es lo más duro de todo. |Un estudiante anónimo de la [[University of Virginia|Universidad de Virginia]] refleccionando sobre Chris .&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html &quot;glass house&quot;], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Una imagen infame que dibujó Chris en que disfruta de un refresco en dos maneras]]]]<br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris en [[July 2018|Julio de 2018]], posando con un fan vestido de Sonichu en [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris es un tímido, autístico, autodenominado [[Transgender|mujer trans]] de tendencias hacia la delusión, quien ha sido permitido – por sus padres, [[Barbara Chandler]] y el difunto [[Bob Chandler]] – vivir eternamente como un niño, acumulando [[toys|juguetes]] y [[video games|videojuegos]] en un solo [[room|cuarto]] en la [[14 Branchland Court|casa]] de sus padres. Aún en los cuarenta, Chris se queda tan cómodo en su existencia protegida que se niega a atenerse a las normas sociales. Ha regularmente mostrado dificultades en cuanto a demostrar [[Love Quest|comportamiento]] público [[Chris and the law|aceptable]], reconocer cuando tiene que [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|usar el baño]], y usar su tiempo para [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribuir]] [[Dimensional Merge|a]] [[Twitter|la sociedad]] de manera significativa alguna. Aunque el sistema de educación pública forzó a Chris que encare la [[reality|realidad]], graduarse le ha dado la licencia de quedarse dentro y evitar desempeñando las actividades típicas civiles, optando por quedarse en casa y subsistir con los dólares de los contribuyentes. Debido a su abstinencia del mundo exterior, Chris no ha mantenido ningún [[Chris's resume|empleo]] [[Wendy's|desde 2001]] (aparte de comisiones y esquemas de pirámide), y no ha pasado más de unos meses de empleo continuo en toda su vida. Es poco probable que Chris vaya a conseguir otro trabajo, gracias a Patreon, sus beneficios sociales (el llamado &quot;Tugboat&quot;, remolcador en español),&lt;s&gt; el mendigar&lt;/s&gt; donaciones generosas, y el hecho de que ha dicho directamente que su autismo le prohibe conseguir un trabajo (a pesar de que haya muchos servicios sociales disponible para ayudar a gente con descapacidades para encontrar empleo). Chris ha tenido asombrosamente pocas relaciones significativas, aunque ha logrado cultivar amistades con gente cuyos intereses en la cultura nerd y LGBT coinciden con los suyos.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris está totalmente obsesionado con su personaje original y el cómic asociado, al punto de que ha elaborado a mano varios [[medallions|medallones]] en forma de Sonichu. Entre Febrero de [[2004]] y [[March 2010|Marzo de 2010]], pocas eran las veces en que se vió o se tomó una foto de Chris sin que tuviese puesto uno de esos tótems, incluso en la [[:Image:License.jpg|foto de su licencia de conductor]] y durante la ceremonia de graduación de [[college|la escuela profesional]] ; se desapareció el medallón por un tanto, pero volvió en [[September 2010|Septiembre de 2010]]. A la misma vez, estaba totalmente convencido de que todo el mundo quería aprender sobre Sonichu, y que la única razón por la cual [[Nintendo]], Sega, y [[Sony]] no le han acercado con ofertas para hacer videojuegos oficiales de ''Sonichu'' es que o son negociadores duros, o que los troles trabajan para ellos, y arruinan la posibilidad de realizar un juego. Por un rato, Chris operaba una tienda de eBay donde elaboraba y vendía sus medallones de Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, y incluso ofrecía opciones para hacer personajes personalizados. Se los vendían por $30 cada uno. Después de que salió levemente exitosa su tienda de eBay, se mudó a Etsy, pero su pereza se apoderó de él y perdió la tienda a partir de nueve meses de operación, debido a no cumplir órdenes.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|Una herramienta útil para pronosticar sucesos en la Christoria.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|Un gráfico aproximado que muestra la correlación entre conocimiento sobre Chris y la lástima que uno siente por él.]]<br /> <br /> Chris solía odiar a los [[homos|hombres homosexuales]], y lo comunicaba con tanta intensidad que los espectadores fácilmente sacaban la idea de que él simplemente tenía miedo de convertirse gay. No puede aguantar mirar al [[pickle|pene]] de otro hombre, y se fijaba la mirada en un [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|un póster de ''Sailor Moon'']] para mantenerse heterosexual.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus palabras no siempre coinciden con sus acciones; a lo largo de su historia temprana en el internet, aparentaba estar profundamente inseguro en relación a su género y sexualidad. Aun anteriormente a su transición, Chris ha [[Semen#Recycling|tragado su propio semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|llevado un sostén]], y solo refrenaba su [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendencia a trasvestirse orgullosamente]] porque su madre de edad avanzada se oponía a ello intensamente. Aunque esos hechos no indican la homosexualidad sin duda, si cuestionan la validez del juicio de Chris con respecto a su propia orientación sexual. Sorprendentemente, sin embargo, su homofobia parecía tener poco base en sus creencias religiosas, como no se había dado cuenta del verso Levítico 18:22, que condena la homosexualidad, hasta oirlo en un episodio de ''[[Family Guy|Padre de Familia]]'' en 2009.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; Su homofobia no se extendía a las lesbianas, quienes Chris considera excitante sexualmente. Con el tiempo, Chris abandonó su homofobia, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|pidiendo perdón en 2015]] y apoya lo que llama el espectro de [[SLGBTQ]]. En [[2018]], Los [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed|adoctrinaron]] a Chris para que se identifiquese como bisexual, aunque es probable que esto igualmente tuviese que ver con Chris llegando a aceptar su sexualidad tanto como el resultado de manipulación.<br /> <br /> Su vida de adulto se ha definido mayormente por su meta de hacer de ''Sonichu'' una franquicia exitosa para encontrar éxito financiero (o, al menos, controlar su [[debt|deuda]]), su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Novia]] para obtener una &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|sin-novio]], de 18-[''su edad actual''] años, cariñosa, [[tobacky|no fumadora]], no-[[alcohol]]ica mujer [[Chris and race|blanca]] &quot; para convertir en su &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|cariño desde cero]],&quot; y, empezando en 2011, su identidad como [[tomgirl]] y más tarde una mujer trans lesbiana. Luego, Chris desarrolló un [[Messiah complex|complejo de Mesías]], creyéndose ser [[Chris and religion|la reincarnación de Jesus Cristo]] destinado a facilitar una [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]] entre la ficción y la realidad.<br /> <br /> En breve, la historia de Chris parece una condenada a [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|no tener un final feliz]], con su vida sirviendo como advertencia sobre la época del Internet. Es un cuento de [[Borb|mala crianza de los hijos]], [[Chris and socialization|el aislamiento social]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|la candidez]], [[Chris and his ego|el narcisismo]], [[Chris and work|la pereza]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|la hipocresía]], [[Chris and sex|desviación sexual]], y lo más importante, un cuento del mundo presenciando en tiempo real la lenta, dolorosa degradación de otro ser humano.<br /> <br /> ==Pseudónimos==<br /> {{quote|Llámame por el nombre que [[Chris and religion|Dios]] [[Christopher's name change|y el oso]] [[Chris and English|me ha dado]] por toda mi vida. El nombre actual completo de Christian Weston Chandler, mi primer nombre siendo Christopher y mi apodo español siendo Ricardo. Pero, al fin y al cabo, que tan solo me llame Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris demandando algo de]] [[Liquid Chris|su impostor]], años antes de su cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Selfie de Chris, vestido en [[The Classic|su camisa clásica]] y [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|el medallón de Sonichu]], alrededor de 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|&quot;¡Mirad mis obras, os poderosos, y desesperad!&quot;}}]]<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Autorretrato de Chris como personaje de cómic, dibujado a mano.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler tiene una variedad de nombres que lo ha dado a si mismo. Nació con el nombre Christopher Weston Chandler, pero [[Christopher's name change|lo cambió]] a &quot;Christian&quot; según como le llamó el &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|operador del oso animatrónico en el centro comercial]]&quot; que oyó mal su nombre, lo que interpretó como un señal de Dios. A mediados de la primera década de los 2000, Chris adoptó el apodo &quot;Chris-Chan,&quot; un juego de palabras involucrando su apellido y el {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|sufijo honorífico japonés ''-chan''}}, que, según Wikipedia, &quot;se usa para referirse a niños jóvenes, amigos íntimos, infantes, abuelos y, a veces, adolescentes femininas.&quot; Chris aprendió de este honorífico por medio de series de [[anime]] como ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' y ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. El nombre &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; suele escribirse erróneamente sin el guion como &quot;Chris Chan,&quot; como si Chris se hubiese llamado como {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Extrañamente]], antes de su transición Chris refería a si mismo por su nombre entero, o si tenía ganas de aumentar la formalidad utilizaba &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; Se siente [[Chris and his ego|peculiarmente orgulloso]] de sus inciales &quot;CWC,&quot; y muchas veces las incorpora a sus obras y varios juegos de palabras centrado en la palabra &quot;quick&quot; (&quot;rápido&quot;, irónicamente, ya que...bueno, no lo es). Ejemplos incluyen [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] y [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Poco después de declararse una lesbiana [[transgender|transgénero]], Chris empezó a introducirse como &quot;Christine.&quot; En Mayo de 2016, él exitosamente entabló un cambio legal de nombre a &quot;Christine Weston Chandler.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Luego entabló para cambiar el sexo indicado en su licencia de conducir para identificarle como mujer.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; Ahora firma su nombre con corazonitos dibujados sobre la letra &quot;i&quot;. Sus documentos legales se refieren a él como Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; menos las demandas cíviles, en las que no ha actualizado su información con el demandante.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|Este wiki]], sin embargo, lo llamamos Chris en el interés de consistencia.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris empezó a identificarse por el nombre Christine a finales de 2014 antes del cambio legal de nombre en 2016.]]<br /> <br /> En sus clases de [[Spanish|español]] en la preparatoria su apodo era &quot;Ricardo,&quot; y mucho tiempo después seguía traduciendo su nombre a &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; cuando escribía o hablaba en español, más probable a raíz de no darse cuenta de que uno no normalmente cambia su nombre con otro totalmente distinto al hablar otro idioma. A veces, llegaba a tal punto que se proclamaba &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Chandler&quot;, o alguna variedad del mismo, para identificarse precisamente. Recientemente, Chris ha dejado de decir su segundo nombre, nombres anteriores, y su apodo español en sus videos; ahora solamente empieza con &quot;Christine Chandler.&quot; (Chris nunca ha inventado una versión femenina del apodo &quot;Ricardo&quot;, o cualquier nombre de carácter español para reemplazarlo.)<br /> <br /> De vez en cuando, Chris utilizaba los nombres de sus personajes para referirse a sí mismo, más notablemente su gemelo maligno, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], y por supuesto, Sonichu. En los cómics, Chris tiene la habilidad para transformarse en un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo eléctrico]], llamado [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. Mientras Chris se volvía más inestable en 2017 y cayó bajo la influencia de los [[Idea Guys]]' en 2018, se fusionaba aún más en sus invenciones fantásticas al punto de que añadió &quot;Sonichu&quot; al fin de su nombre (aunque no se reconoce como un cambio de nombre legal, a diferencia de los cambios a &quot;Christian&quot; o &quot;Christine&quot; en los años pasados), para reconciliarse con la creencia que es medio-Sonichu en la vida real según muchas instancias de adoctrinamiento. Otros nombres que usa actualmente incluyen [[CPU Blue Heart]] y [[Night Star]], sus personajes autoinserciones para las franquicias ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' y ''[[My Little Pony]]'', respectivamente. En las circunstancias en que quiere ser particularmente ostentoso, es posible que adjunte sus varios alter egos a su nombre, tal y como decía sus nombres anteriores en el pasado.<br /> <br /> Muy pocos son los nombres que se usan para referirse a Chris que no eran invención suya. Uno de los más notables es &quot;Chrissy,&quot; popularizado por [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] por casualidad irónica, mientras éste se burlaba de Chris mediante hacer femenino su nombre, que ahora parece haber pronosticado su interés en el travestismo y más tarde volverse trans. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], que se derivó del canal IBAChandler de Chris en [[YouTube]] , se popularizó por [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|causándole a Chris mucha angustia]]. Menos notable, hay el apodo &quot;Solid Chris,&quot; utilizado por unos para distinguir a Chris de Liquid según la tradiciòn [[Metal Gear|de cierto serie de videojuegos]]. Ciertos &quot;A-Logs&quot;&lt;ref&gt;Personas que expresan odio excesivo hacia Chris, hasta el punto de que se vuelven objetos de burla.&lt;/ref&gt; se han referido a Chris como &quot;el agente de sátan en la tierra.&quot; Usuarios de [[Kiwi Farms]] han creado el término &quot;Chris Clásico&quot; para referirse a Chris antes de que muriese Bob death y/o antes la saga de [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl]], usando &quot;Chris Moderno&quot; para indicar el Chris de hoy y sus payasadas.<br /> <br /> ==Foundational Era==<br /> ===Childhood and Adolescence===<br /> {{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with – well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].&lt;ref name=&quot;WikiProfile&quot;&gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]&lt;/ref&gt; His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as an engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and an office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that his linguistic abilities were subpar, which became his first sign of [[autism]]. Despite this, Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey,&quot; was spoken at just 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into adulthood, regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being immensely traumatic for him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy, where he met his first male friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], one of his first friends. In one of the anecdotes that he's written about her (which are few and far between), Chris indicated that Sarah once convinced him that {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost}} lived in the crawlspace under her house. When he crawled in there to look, she locked him in&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; in a stunning display of their friendship, beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a pretty girl – if a [[JERKS|guy]] or an [[Mary Lee Walsh|ugly girl]] did that to him, Chris would [[Death threats|swear vengeance]]).<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty, who recorded his screams,&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. Chris later proclaimed that the abuse from the staff was the most traumatic experience of his life. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school,&quot; which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was homeschooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. While being homeschooled, the animatronic bear [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian,&quot; which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; He described his time there as pleasant, although he was often bullied by his classmates. His teacher, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], helped him to develop social skills and cope with bullying, and Chris later called her the most influential person in his life.<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[Creepy stare|stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, the basketball team's water boy. [[Semen|Don't drink anything from one of Chris's cups.]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pal]]s&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school (though as it turned out, many of these gal-pals were arranged friendships). It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.<br /> <br /> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he has gotten older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for &quot;better days&quot;]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning artwork<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face.&quot; Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> {{Quote|You should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Excerpts from [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], recorded shortly before his discovery by the Internet.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result of writing and drawing his magnum opus.<br /> <br /> ==Classic Era==<br /> {{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].<br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br /> <br /> ==Crossdresser Era==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or &quot;[[tomgirl]],&quot; as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and declining mentality are considered.<br /> <br /> After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br /> <br /> Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.<br /> <br /> While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the &quot;true love&quot; part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the &quot;stress&quot; taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely.&quot; Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].&lt;ref&gt;[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]&lt;/ref&gt; While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br /> <br /> In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br /> <br /> [[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br /> <br /> ==Transgender Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br /> <br /> More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove.&quot;<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> ==Goddess Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br /> <br /> After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br /> <br /> When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.<br /> <br /> Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br /> <br /> During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called &quot;overpowered&quot; goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Downfall Era==<br /> {{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan &quot;The Gunt&quot; Ralph]].]]<br /> <br /> [[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|&quot;Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!&quot;}}]]<br /> <br /> After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]<br /> <br /> However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.<br /> <br /> What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order.)]]<br /> <br /> On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.<br /> <br /> While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]<br /> <br /> Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br /> <br /> Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.<br /> <br /> On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with &quot;waive right to indictment&quot; and &quot;transportation order&quot; added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.<br /> <br /> ==Second Coming Era==<br /> {{main|2023|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Second Coming}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|&quot;Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime&quot;]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Free as fuck.]]<br /> <br /> The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].<br /> <br /> Though every good story needs a sequel, right?<br /> <br /> After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; before updating their files to say he was released by court order.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[autism]] disorder deferred disposition, leading Chris to live up to his Teflon reputation by somehow avoiding even a sex offender charge.<br /> <br /> Chris was temporarily moved to Gateway Homes, a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.&lt;ref&gt;[[Medallion Moulding Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as &quot;[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]].&quot;<br /> <br /> In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to &quot;Resolved Order Pending,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].<br /> <br /> On 23 August 2023, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.<br /> <br /> Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later.<br /> <br /> By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]]. <br /> <br /> In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&amp;A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day, presumably after his infamous reputation caught up to him.<br /> <br /> As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.<br /> <br /> ==Featured Fan Videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | ytid = DxAhBoYfWy4<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything<br /> | ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI<br /> | Stardate = 4 March 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbrqVkPdL_5qrgjwHYytQg First Son]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan<br /> | ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw<br /> | Stardate = 16 August 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(espa%C3%B1ol)&diff=320764 User:Dormiebasne/Christian Weston Chandler (español) 2024-02-24T04:37:46Z <p>Dormiebasne: Finished Overview Section</p> <hr /> <div>:''Este artículo se trata del mismìsimo Chris... ¡es su artículo y nada menos! Para información sobre el personaje de Sonichu, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler (Personaje de Sonichu)]]. Para otros usos, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)| Christian Weston Chandler (desambiguación)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; se dirije aquí. Para leer sobre sus creencias en cuanto al cristianismo, véase a [[Chris and religion|Chris y la religión (inglés)]].''<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Divulgación de género:''' Esta persona identifica actualmente como [[transgender|transgénero]] de masculino a feminino {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} . Es posible que el uso de pronombres en esta página no refleje su sexo biológico y/o su identidad de género<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Poco Fiable:''' Se ha determinado que Christian Weston Chandler es un narrador poco fiable debido a las siguientes razones:&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es un mentiroso habitual'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Muchas veces, Chris exagera las cosas que acontecieron, a menudo para no verse mal.'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es considerable [[naive|ingenuo]]'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Los recuentos de Chris en cuanto a como salió un tal evento varian con cada recitación'''<br /> Es importante mantener esto en mente cuando evalua la verdad de sus declaraciones.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid red&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''IMPOSTORES:''' Se conoce que Christian Weston Chandler frecuentemente utiliza muchas cuentas falsas (llamadas &quot;sockpuppets&quot; en inglés). Ya que es difícil discernir cuales son de Chris, es mejor que se evite la conjetura en cuanto a si una cuenta pertenece a Christian Weston Chandler si no se ha totalmente verificado que si. <br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;boilerplate metadata&quot; id=&quot;honest&quot;&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; style=&quot;border: 4px solid #000000; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;&quot;<br /> | [[Image:HonestContent.jpg|60px| ]]<br /> | <br /> <br /> '''Este artículo se ha clasificado M por [[Honest Content|Contenido Honesto]]'''<br /> <br /> Es posible que contenga material no seguro para el trabajo<br /> |}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Christian Weston Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|200px]]<br /> <br /> |header3 = Información<br /> |label5 = Nombre<br /> |data5 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) &lt;br&gt; Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler (2016–hoy)<br /> |label7 = También conocido como<br /> |data7 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Kookydash.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Facebook|Tini]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]&lt;br&gt;[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]<br /> |label8 = Género<br /> |data8 = Hombre (1982-2016)&lt;br&gt;Mujer Trans(2016-actualidad)<br /> |label9 = Religión<br /> |data9 = &quot;[[Chris and religion|Cristianismo espiritual de la nueva era ]]&quot;<br /> |label10 = Raza <br /> |data10 = Anglo (8º &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label11 = Altura<br /> |data11 = 5'10&quot; (1.778m)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label12 = Peso<br /> |data12 = 203lb (92.0kg)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label13 = Padre <br /> |data13 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label14 = Madre<br /> |data14 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–hoy)<br /> |label15 = Hermanos <br /> |data15 = [[Cole Smithey]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (hermana media)<br /> |label16 = Educación<br /> |data16 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br /> |label17=Nacionalidad<br /> |data17=Estadounidense<br /> |label18 = Profesión<br /> |data18 = Dibujante de cómics freelance([[Lulu|autopuplicado]])&lt;br&gt;Streamer de YouTube&lt;br&gt;Diseñador de videojuegos (no publicado)&lt;br&gt;Empleado de [[Wendy's]] ([[2001]])&lt;br&gt;Vendedor de cuchillería [[Cutco]] ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Músico]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|acompañante hombre]] ([[2010]], no remunerado)&lt;br&gt;Empresario, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostituta]] ([[2016]], no remunerado)<br /> |label19 = Conyuge(s)<br /> |data19 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (desde Marzo 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (desde Junio 2018) &lt;br&gt; y [[Pickchu]] (desde Mayo 2022)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label20=Títulos<br /> |data20=Creador de Sonichu&lt;br&gt;Historiador de Sonichu y Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Diosa de CPU]] de las naciones de [[Cwcville]], Comma, y las [[Commodore 64|cónsolas de Commodore]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;La reina de la risa moderna&lt;ref&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|El verdadero jugador uno]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> }}<br /> {{quote|Soy la persona [[Autism|autista]] [[Slow-in-the-minds|de alto funcionamiento]] que fue extremadamente [[Megan Schroeder|dañada emocionalmente]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|su inspiration]][[Chris and art|artística]] perdida con paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|engaño]], [[Calling Out &quot;Tito&quot; - Don|extorsión]] y [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|palabras puramente hirientes]] de esos [[Trolls]] parásitos. Soy el [[Chris and copyright|creador]], dibujando a mano, de [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] y la ciudad de [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|EE.UU]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Mirad, ¡El error de Dios!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] sobre Chris.}}<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler''', anteriormente '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (nacido: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 de febrero [[1982]]) es un caricaturista [[Autism|autista]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|enfermo mental]],&lt;ref&gt;Confirmado por su designación entre la [[Therapeutic Docket|lista de casos terapéutica]].&lt;/ref&gt; [[JERKS|misandrista]] y [[Women's rights|misógino]] de {{Age|1982|2|24}} años, que tambièn es [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], anterior [[virgin with rage|virgin con rabia]], autoproclamado [[CPU Blue Heart|deidad]], y [[Affair with Mother|literalmente chingò su madre]]. Normalmente se refiere a él por su apodo '''Chris-Chan''', sus iniciales '''CWC''', o simplemente el nombre género neutral de '''Chris'''. Se asemeja un tanto a una caricatura de {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} que ha cobrado vida, y se le considera uno de los &quot;lolcows&quot; más conocidos y bien documentados en la cultura del internet – si no se ve entre las personas más documentadas de la historia.<br /> <br /> Ciertas personas le consideran una celebridad, pero no ha vendido un álbum [[Chris and music|multi-platino]], ni ha sido regalado con [[Chris and cinematography|un premio Oscar]]. En lugar de eso, es el [[Things Chris has ripped off|creador]] del infame cómic en línea ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', que pretende relatar la historia de un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo de tipo eléctrico]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] y su [[sweetheart|amante]] [[Rosechu]], además de sus aventuras con el [[Chaotic Combo|Combo Caótico]]. En la práctica, el cómic sirve para darle a Chris un camino para [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|cumplir sus deseos]] propios, dejándole expresar su descontento con el hecho de que [[Mary Lee Walsh|la facultad en su colegio]] no reconocieron [[Honor roll|lo que él consideraba ser un desempeño ejemplar académico]] [[Count Graduon|cuando se graduò]], junto con sus frustraciones sobre [[Love Quest|siendo incapaz de encontrar una pareja romántica]]; asi que, el libro le permitiò a reencauzar su [[Chris and anger|ira]] hacia [[Jerkop|la gente que]] [[Manajerks|impedieron sus esfuerzos]], poniéndolos en el papel de villanos y a si mismo como un [[List of unheroic protagonist actions| héroe verdadero del modelo Campbell]] en su narrativa. Después de cumplir con su educaciòn, Chris carecìa de empleo por la mayoria de su vida como adulto, ganándose la vida por medio de [[Monthly tugboat|beneficios sociales del gobierno]] y las [[Patreon|donaciones]] de su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Verdadera y Leal Hinchada]].<br /> <br /> A finales del año [[2007]], se convirtió en [[Chris and the Internet|famoso del internet]] cuando se filtraron imágenes de él en [[The GAMe PLACe|una tienda de juegos de tablero]] a los foros de {{w|Something Awful}}. Tras su descubrimiento, se burlaron de Chris por su [[Chris and fashion|sentido de la moda poco común]] y [[Obesity|su exceso de peso]], y las imágenes de Chris se difundieron a lugares como [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] y [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], y durante el proceso de su propagaciòn, muchos [[trolls]] vieron su cómic por la primera vez, propulsándolo a la fama instante. La fascinaciòn inicial se debía a su [[Chris and art|obra artística infantil]], su distintivo [[Medallions|medallón de Sonichu]] casero que llevaba en público, y su historia de merodear en [[Attraction Locations|ubicaciones públicas]] mientras literalmente teniendo el la mano un [[Attraction Sign|letrero]] implorando que las mujeres le hablasen. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|Su reacciòn frente a la burla]] resultò en un ciclo en el que [[Honest Content|Chris revelaba más informaciòn perturbante sobre si mismo]] y sus [[Chris and manipulation|trolls esforzándose más y más para descubrir más de la historia sobre este individual extraño.]]. Asì, la vida de Chris empezó a descontrolarse más con la llegada de &quot;trolling&quot; organizado, [[Chris and...|analisis psicológico de salón]] por parte de espectadores desconcertados, y unas payasadas bizarras de verdad de Chris que siguen hasta hoy en día, que influyeron el desarrollo del cómic cuando tuviese ganas de actualizarlo. <br /> <br /> El periodo más notable de la actividad en línea de Chris tuvo lugar entre los años 2007 y 2010 – dicho periodo ha sido declarado [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|la &quot;Era Clásica&quot;]] por los Cristorianos modernos – en el que Chris se veía repetidamente engañado por troles fingiendo ser [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|novias potenciales]], y atacaba a su archienemigo [[Clyde Cash]], el líder del grupo más notable de troles durante la vida de Chris: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. En dicha época, [[Julie Reveals Herself|Chris fue engañado]] por [[BlueSpike|un joven sádico de 13 años]] para [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|meterle su medallón a su culo]], [[Liquid Chris|experimentó el robo de su identidad por una persona mucho más talentosa que él]], [[Asperchu|y padeciò una parodia de ''Sonichu'' despiadada por un equipo de caricaturistas al propósito de tocarle los huevos]], entre otras desventuras. Sin embargo, con el tiempo decidió cerrar la sesiòn en el internet a finales de este periodo, al parecer dándose cuenta de lo inútil de su lucha contra los &quot;malditos troles sucios&quot;. A la hora de su inevitable vuelta al internet unos meses más tarde en 2011, él no era igual que antes. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris empezó a experimentar con el travestismo]], refiriéndose a si mismo como un &quot;Tomgirl&quot; (lo opuesto de una marimacha), antes de declararse [[transgender|transgénero]] a finales de 2014.<br /> <br /> A partir de esos incidentes, la actividad en el internet de Chris se mantuvo relativamente normal (según sus estandares), a pesar de su cambio de identidad de género, la muerte de su padre (que llevó directamente a la disoluciòn de los Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|un caso de atropello con fuga]], [[2014 house fire|el accidente que causó un incendio que destruyò su casa]], y [[26 December 2014|un incidente en el que gaseó con Mace a un empleado de GameStop]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|motivado por el color de los brazos de Sonic]]. Se cambiaron las cosas cuando surgieron dos nuevos grupos de troles – los [[Idea Guys]] y el [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|quienes lo adoctrinaron]] con creencias más y más irreales (tales como la idea de que él y sus padres son [[Sonichu (species)|medio-Sonichu]] o [[Rosechu (species)|medio-Rosechu]]), y culminó con la [[Chris and reality|revelaciòn por parte de Chris]] de que él era [[CPU Blue Heart|una diosa]] destinada para traer [[Dimensional Merge|la convergencia de las dimensiones]] entre [[Dimensions#C-197|el mundo de su cómic]] y el nuestro, efectivamente iniciando un culto apocalìptico centrado en lo que empezó como un tonto, autoindulgente mezcla de ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' y ''[[Pokémon]]''. Después, Chris utilizó dicha [[Messiah complex|creencia delusional]] como un intricado [[Chris and coping|mechanismo para lidiar]] mientras seguía con sus hábitos autodestructivos.<br /> <br /> A pesar de que dichos grupos de troles se vieron expulsado debido a los esfuerzos de los [[Guard Dogs]], quienes intentaron mantener a Chris alejado del sendero de la ruinaciòn (y para que no se hiciese el ridículo más), Chris se dedicó a seguir creyendo esas creencias insaludables y bien absurdas. Mientras tanto, su [[Chris and health|salud física]] y [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental]] se marchitaba, y [[Financhu Crisis|las finanzas se convirtieron en un asunto grave para la casa Chandler]], además del problema de que a su madre no le restaba mucho tiempo con vida. Todos dichos problemas hicieron que Chris se retiraba más y más profundamente en el entorno de sus fantasias. Llegó hasta el punto en que [[Spirit possession|Chris fingía estar bajo la posesión espiritual de varios personajes de ficciòn]] con regularidad, incluso con un periodo de &quot;posesión&quot; de un año por Sonichu, sirviendo como una manera para lidiar con no poder asistir a dos convenciones de [[BABSCon|''My Little Pony'']], canceladas a causa de la pandemia de [[COVID-19]].<br /> <br /> Se cruzò el punto de no retorno en [[2021]], después de que [[Incest Call|audio filtrado]] reveló que [[Affair with Mother|tuvo varios encuentros incestuosos con su madre]], lo que causó el forzado desalojo de él [[14 Branchland Court|de su casa]] y que le enviaron al [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|cárcel]], que fue el incidente más publicitado desde unos años. Durante ese tiempo, [[Jail Communications|correspondencia desde el cárcel]] ilustrò que se profundizaba en sus fantasias aún más, creyéndose ser la reincarnaciòn de Jesús Cristo. Se transfiriò a Chris al [[Western State Hospital|manicomio]] por tres meses antes de que volviese al cárcel, hasta salir del cárcel en [[March 2023|Marzo de 2023]]. A partir de su liberaciòn, se ha mantenido [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|de perfil bajo]], pero está fielmente aumentado su actividad en línea.<br /> <br /> Nunca antes ha sido una figura del internet tal como Chris-Chan, gracias a las circunstancias únicas que formaron su comportamiento peculiar y posteriormente llevándose a su prominencia en línea, y es posible que nunca habrá otra persona tal como él – él es verdaderamente único en su especie. Es la misiòn dedicada de [[CWCki|este mismo wiki]] registrar su vida en detalle absurdamente alto, y si quiere, lector, profundizar el agujero de conejo casi sin fondo con nosotros, debería empezar por leer esta página. Prepárese, ya que va a ser un viaje largo, y no hay fin en vista.<br /> <br /> ==Resumen==<br /> {{Protip|Después de identificarse públicamente como mujer trans desde a finales de 2014, la identidad de género de Chris ha sido cuestion de gran debate entre los Cristorianos y hay controversia dentro y fuera de la comunidad trans. Para mantener consistencia en cuanto a los expedientes que precedieron la transición, y para no causar confusión para nuestros lectores, el CWCki opta por utilizar los pronombres masculinos para describir a Chris, incluso en la época después de su transiciòn. NOTA DEL TRADUCTOR: En cuanto a las cuotaciones, se ha traducido de acuerdo con el pronombre utilizado, o el pronombre que utilizaría el sujeto, durante el tiempo en qué lo dijo. Por ejemplo, cuando Chris refiere a si mismo después de identificarse como mujer, se traducirá con pronombres femininos. Lo igual si es de otra persona que utiliza pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris.<br /> <br /> Que sea consciente de que no son todos que aceptan dicha estrategia, con ciertas personas optando por usar exclusivamente los pronombres femininos para referirse a Chris a partir de su transiciòn, y otras personas optando por usar pronombres neutros, o los pronombres de acuerdo con la identidad de Chris expresada en el tiempo de que se habla.<br /> <br /> El nombre legal de Chris ahora es Christine, pero el apodo de Chris es género neutral, y puede abreviarse cada de los nombres que ha usado Chris en su vida. Chris lo ha aceptado como apodo, a pesar de oponerse a ello anteriormente postransiciòn. A raíz de esto, el CWCki normalmente utiliza este nomber cuando se discute Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> En todo caso, Chris está legalmente registrado como mujer y ha empezado terapia de reemplazo hormonal, pero no se ha sometido a cirugia de reasignaciòn sexual, y es probable que nunca lo hará debido a unos factores (entre otros, su estatus socioeconómico y historia criminal).}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Parece lo suficiente inteligente como para entender que no entiende, y eso es lo más duro de todo. |Un estudiante anónimo de la [[University of Virginia|Universidad de Virginia]] refleccionando sobre Chris .&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html &quot;glass house&quot;], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|Una imagen infame que dibujó Chris en que disfruta de un refresco en dos maneras]]]]<br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris en [[July 2018|Julio de 2018]], posando con un fan vestido de Sonichu en [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris es un tímido, autístico, autodenominado [[Transgender|mujer trans]] de tendencias hacia la delusión, quien ha sido permitido – por sus padres, [[Barbara Chandler]] y el difunto [[Bob Chandler]] – vivir eternamente como un niño, acumulando [[toys|juguetes]] y [[video games|videojuegos]] en un solo [[room|cuarto]] en la [[14 Branchland Court|casa]] de sus padres. Aún en los cuarenta, Chris se queda tan cómodo en su existencia protegida que se niega a atenerse a las normas sociales. Ha regularmente mostrado dificultades en cuanto a demostrar [[Love Quest|comportamiento]] público [[Chris and the law|aceptable]], reconocer cuando tiene que [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|usar el baño]], y usar su tiempo para [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribuir]] [[Dimensional Merge|a]] [[Twitter|la sociedad]] de manera significativa alguna. Aunque el sistema de educación pública forzó a Chris que encare la [[reality|realidad]], graduarse le ha dado la licencia de quedarse dentro y evitar desempeñando las actividades típicas civiles, optando por quedarse en casa y subsistir con los dólares de los contribuyentes. Debido a su abstinencia del mundo exterior, Chris no ha mantenido ningún [[Chris's resume|empleo]] [[Wendy's|desde 2001]] (aparte de comisiones y esquemas de pirámide), y no ha pasado más de unos meses de empleo consistente en toda su vida. Es poco probable que Chris vaya a conseguir otro trabajo, gracias a Patreon, sus beneficios sociales (el llamado &quot;Tugboat&quot;, remolcador en español), el &lt;s&gt;mendigar&lt;/s&gt; donaciones generosas, y el hecho de que ha dicho directamente que su autismo le prohibe conseguir un trabajo (a pesar de que haya muchos servicios sociales disponible para ayudar a gente con descapacidades para encontrar empleo). Chris ha tenido asombrosamente pocas relaciones significativas, aunque ha logrado hacer amigos con gente con quienes comparte los intereses de la cultura nerd y LGBT.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris está totalmente obsesionado con su personaje original y el cómic asociado, al punto de que ha elaborado a mano varios [[medallions|medallones]] en forma de Sonichu. Entre Febrero de [[2004]] y [[March 2010|Marzo de 2010]], pocas eran las veces en que se vió o se tomó una foto de Chris sin que tuviese puesto uno de esos tótems, incluso en la [[:Image:License.jpg|foto de su licencia de conductor]] y durante la ceremonia de graduaciòn de [[college|colegio]] ; se desapareció el medallón por un tanto, pero volvió en [[September 2010|Septiembre de 2010]]. A la misma vez, estaba totalmente convencido de que todo el mundo quería aprender sobre Sonichu, y que la única razón por la cual [[Nintendo]], Sega, y [[Sony]] no le han acercado con ofertas para hacer videojuegos de ''Sonichu'' es que o son negociadores duros, o que los troles trabajan para ellos, y arruinan la posibilidad de realizar un juego. Por un rato, Chris operaba una tienda de eBay donde elaboraba y vendía sus medallones de Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, y aun ofreció opciones para hacer personajes personalizados. Se los vendían por $30 cada uno. Después de que salió levemente exitosa su tienda de eBay, se mudó para Etsy, pero su pereza se apoderó de él y perdió la tienda después de nueve meses de operaciòn, debido a no cumplir órdenes.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|Una herramienta útil para pronosticar sucesos en la Christoria.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|Un gráfico aproximado que muestra la correlaciòn entre conocimiento sobre Chris y simpatia hacia él.]]<br /> <br /> Chris solía odiar a los [[homos|hombres homosexuales]], y lo comunicaba con tanta intensidad que los espectadores fácilmente sacaban la idea de que él simplemente tenía miedo de convertirse gay. No puede aguantar mirar al [[pickle|pene]] de otro hombre, y se fijaba la mirada en un [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|un póster de ''Sailor Moon'']] para mantenerse heterosexual.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sus palabras no siempre coinciden con sus acciones; a lo largo de su historia temprana en el internet, aparentaba estar profundamente inseguro en relaciòn a su género y sexualidad. Aun anteriormente a su transiciòn, Chris ha [[Semen#Recycling|tragado su propio semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|llevado un sostén]], y solo refrenaba su [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendencia a trasvestirse orgullosamente]] porque su madre de edad avanzada se oponía a ello intensamente. Aunque esos hechos no indican la homosexualidad sin duda, si cuestionan la validez del juicio de Chris con respecto a su propia orientaciòn sexual. Sorprendentemente, sin embargo, su homofobia parecía tener poco base en sus creencias religiosas, como no se había dado cuenta del verso Levítico 18:22, que condena la homosexualidad, hasta oirlo en un episodio de ''[[Family Guy|Padre de Familia]]'' en 2009.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; Su homofobia no se extendìa a las lesbianas, quienes Chris considera excitante sexualmente. Con el tiempo, Chris abandonó su homofobia, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|pidiendo perdòn en 2015]] y apoya lo que llama el espectro de [[SLGBTQ]]. En [[2018]], Los [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed|adoctrinaron]] a Chris para que se identifiquese como bisexual, aunque es probable que esto igualmente tuviese que ver con Chris llegando a aceptar su sexualidad tanto como el resultado de manipulaciòn.<br /> <br /> Su vida de adulto se ha definido mayormente por su meta de hacer de ''Sonichu'' una franquicia exitosa para encontrar éxito financiero (o, al menos, controlar su [[debt|deuda]]), su [[Love Quest|Búsqueda de Novia]] para obtener una &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|sin-novio]], de 18-[''su edad actual''] años, cariñosa, [[tobacky|no fumadora]], no-[[alcohol]]ica mujer [[Chris and race|blanca]] &quot; para convertir en su &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|cariño desde cero]],&quot; y, empezando en 2011, su identidad como [[tomgirl]] y más tarde una mujer trans lesbiana. Luego, Chris desarrolló un [[Messiah complex|complejo de Mesías]], creyéndose ser [[Chris and religion|la reincarnación de Jesus Cristo]] destinado a facilitar una [[Dimensional Merge|Convergencia Dimensional]] entre la ficciòn y la realidad.<br /> <br /> En breve, la historia de Chris parece una condenada a [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|no tener un final feliz]], con su vida sirviendo como advertencia sobre la época del Internet. Es un cuento de [[Borb|mala crianza de los hijos]], [[Chris and socialization|el aislamiento social]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|la candidez]], [[Chris and his ego|el narcisismo]], [[Chris and work|la pereza]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|la hipocresìa]], [[Chris and sex|desviaciòn sexual]], y lo más importante, un cuento del mundo presenciando en tiempo real la lenta, dolorosa degradaciòn de otro ser humano.<br /> <br /> ==Aliases==<br /> {{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] [[Chris and English|has given me]] throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to &quot;Christine.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, complete with [[The Classic]] and [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|the Sonichu Medallion]], circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|&quot;Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!&quot;}}]]<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &quot;Christian&quot; at the behest of the &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&quot; that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. During the mid-2000s, Chris adopted the nickname &quot;Chris-Chan,&quot; a play on his surname and the {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|Japanese honorific suffix ''-chan''}}, which according to Wikipedia &quot;is used for young children, close friends, babies, grandparents and sometimes female adolescents.&quot; Chris was exposed to this honorific through [[anime]] shows like ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' and ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. The name &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; is often mistakenly spelled without a hyphen as &quot;Chris Chan,&quot; as if Chris had named himself after {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Unusually]], before his gender transition Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he was feeling especially formal as &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials &quot;CWC,&quot; and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &quot;quick.&quot; Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as &quot;Christine.&quot; In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to &quot;Christine Weston Chandler.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; He now signs his name with &quot;heart i's.&quot; Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first identified by the name Christine in late 2014 before getting a legal name-change in 2016.]]<br /> <br /> Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &quot;Ricardo,&quot; and long after then he would still translate his own name to &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler,&quot; or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just &quot;Christine Chandler.&quot; (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his &quot;Ricardo&quot; nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.)<br /> <br /> Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]' sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added &quot;Sonichu&quot; to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike &quot;Christian&quot; or &quot;Christine&quot; in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br /> <br /> Only a few of the names commonly used to refer to Chris were not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is &quot;Chrissy,&quot; popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also &quot;Solid Chris,&quot; used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of [[Metal Gear|a certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as &quot;Satan's Agent on Earth.&quot; Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term &quot;Classic Chris&quot; to refer to Chris before Bob's death and/or before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], with &quot;Modern Chris&quot; being used to describe his more recent antics.<br /> <br /> ==Foundational Era==<br /> ===Childhood and Adolescence===<br /> {{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with – well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].&lt;ref name=&quot;WikiProfile&quot;&gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]&lt;/ref&gt; His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as an engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and an office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that his linguistic abilities were subpar, which became his first sign of [[autism]]. Despite this, Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey,&quot; was spoken at just 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into adulthood, regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being immensely traumatic for him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy, where he met his first male friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], one of his first friends. In one of the anecdotes that he's written about her (which are few and far between), Chris indicated that Sarah once convinced him that {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost}} lived in the crawlspace under her house. When he crawled in there to look, she locked him in&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; in a stunning display of their friendship, beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a pretty girl – if a [[JERKS|guy]] or an [[Mary Lee Walsh|ugly girl]] did that to him, Chris would [[Death threats|swear vengeance]]).<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty, who recorded his screams,&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. Chris later proclaimed that the abuse from the staff was the most traumatic experience of his life. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school,&quot; which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was homeschooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. While being homeschooled, the animatronic bear [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian,&quot; which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; He described his time there as pleasant, although he was often bullied by his classmates. His teacher, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], helped him to develop social skills and cope with bullying, and Chris later called her the most influential person in his life.<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[Creepy stare|stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, the basketball team's water boy. [[Semen|Don't drink anything from one of Chris's cups.]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pal]]s&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school (though as it turned out, many of these gal-pals were arranged friendships). It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.<br /> <br /> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he has gotten older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for &quot;better days&quot;]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning artwork<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face.&quot; Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> {{Quote|You should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Excerpts from [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], recorded shortly before his discovery by the Internet.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result of writing and drawing his magnum opus.<br /> <br /> ==Classic Era==<br /> {{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].<br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br /> <br /> ==Crossdresser Era==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or &quot;[[tomgirl]],&quot; as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and declining mentality are considered.<br /> <br /> After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br /> <br /> Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.<br /> <br /> While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the &quot;true love&quot; part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the &quot;stress&quot; taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely.&quot; Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].&lt;ref&gt;[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]&lt;/ref&gt; While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br /> <br /> In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br /> <br /> [[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br /> <br /> ==Transgender Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br /> <br /> More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove.&quot;<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> ==Goddess Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br /> <br /> After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br /> <br /> When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.<br /> <br /> Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br /> <br /> During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called &quot;overpowered&quot; goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Downfall Era==<br /> {{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan &quot;The Gunt&quot; Ralph]].]]<br /> <br /> [[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|&quot;Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!&quot;}}]]<br /> <br /> After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]<br /> <br /> However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.<br /> <br /> What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order.)]]<br /> <br /> On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.<br /> <br /> While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]<br /> <br /> Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br /> <br /> Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.<br /> <br /> On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with &quot;waive right to indictment&quot; and &quot;transportation order&quot; added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.<br /> <br /> ==Second Coming Era==<br /> {{main|2023|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Second Coming}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|&quot;Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime&quot;]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Free as fuck.]]<br /> <br /> The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].<br /> <br /> Though every good story needs a sequel, right?<br /> <br /> After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; before updating their files to say he was released by court order.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[autism]] disorder deferred disposition, leading Chris to live up to his Teflon reputation by somehow avoiding even a sex offender charge.<br /> <br /> Chris was temporarily moved to Gateway Homes, a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.&lt;ref&gt;[[Medallion Moulding Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as &quot;[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]].&quot;<br /> <br /> In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to &quot;Resolved Order Pending,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].<br /> <br /> On 23 August 2023, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.<br /> <br /> Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later.<br /> <br /> By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]]. <br /> <br /> In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&amp;A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day, presumably after his infamous reputation caught up to him.<br /> <br /> As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.<br /> <br /> ==Featured Fan Videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | ytid = DxAhBoYfWy4<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything<br /> | ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI<br /> | Stardate = 4 March 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbrqVkPdL_5qrgjwHYytQg First Son]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan<br /> | ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw<br /> | Stardate = 16 August 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(espa%C3%B1ol)&diff=320757 User:Dormiebasne/Christian Weston Chandler (español) 2024-02-23T22:22:11Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>:''Este artículo se trata del mismìsimo Chris... ¡es su artículo y nada menos! Para información sobre el personaje de Sonichu, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler (Personaje de Sonichu)]]. Para otros usos, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)| Christian Weston Chandler (desambiguación)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; se dirije aquí. Para leer sobre sus creencias en cuanto al cristianismo, véase a [[Chris and religion|Chris y la religión (inglés)]].''<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Divulgación de género:''' Esta persona identifica actualmente como [[transgender|transgénero]] de masculino a feminino {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} . Es posible que el uso de pronombres en esta página no refleje su sexo biológico y/o su identidad de género<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Poco Fiable:''' Se ha determinado que Christian Weston Chandler es un narrador poco fiable debido a las siguientes razones:&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es un mentiroso habitual'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Muchas veces, Chris exagera las cosas que acontecieron, a menudo para no verse mal.'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es considerable [[naive|ingenuo]]'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Los recuentos de Chris en cuanto a como salió un tal evento varian con cada recitación'''<br /> Es importante mantener esto en mente cuando evalua la verdad de sus declaraciones.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid red&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''IMPOSTORES:''' Se conoce que Christian Weston Chandler frecuentemente utiliza muchas cuentas falsas (llamadas &quot;sockpuppets&quot; en inglés). Ya que es difícil discernir cuales son de Chris, es mejor que se evite la conjetura en cuanto a si una cuenta pertenece a Christian Weston Chandler si no se ha totalmente verificado que si. <br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;boilerplate metadata&quot; id=&quot;honest&quot;&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; style=&quot;border: 4px solid #000000; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;&quot;<br /> | [[Image:HonestContent.jpg|60px| ]]<br /> | <br /> <br /> '''Este artículo se ha clasificado M por [[Honest Content|Contenido Honesto]]'''<br /> <br /> Es posible que contenga material no seguro para el trabajo<br /> |}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Christian Weston Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|200px]]<br /> <br /> |header3 = Información<br /> |label5 = Nombre<br /> |data5 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) &lt;br&gt; Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)<br /> |label7 = Tambièn conocido como<br /> |data7 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Kookydash.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Facebook|Tini]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]&lt;br&gt;[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]<br /> |label8 = Gènero<br /> |data8 = Hombre (1982-2016)&lt;br&gt;Mujer Trans(2016-actualidad)<br /> |label9 = Religión<br /> |data9 = &quot;[[Chris and religion|Cristianismo espiritual de la nueva era ]]&quot;<br /> |label10 = Raza <br /> |data10 = Anglo (1/8 &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label11 = Altura<br /> |data11 = 5'10&quot; (1.778m)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label12 = Peso<br /> |data12 = 203lb (92.0kg)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label13 = Padre <br /> |data13 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label14 = Madre<br /> |data14 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–hoy)<br /> |label15 = Hermanos <br /> |data15 = [[Cole Smithey]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (hermana media)<br /> |label16 = Educación<br /> |data16 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br /> |label17=Nacionalidad<br /> |data17=Estadounidense<br /> |label18 = Profesión<br /> |data18 = Dibujante de cómics freelance([[Lulu|autopuplicado]])&lt;br&gt;Streamer de YouTube&lt;br&gt;Diseñador de videojuegos (no publicado)&lt;br&gt;Empleado de [[Wendy's]] ([[2001]])&lt;br&gt;Vendedor de cuchillería [[Cutco]] ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Músico]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|acompañante hombre]] ([[2010]], no remunerado)&lt;br&gt;Empresario, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostituta]] ([[2016]], no remunerado)<br /> |label19 = Conyuge(s)<br /> |data19 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (desde Marzo 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (desde Junio 2018) &lt;br&gt; and [[Pickchu]] (desde Mayo 2022)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label20=Títulos<br /> |data20=Creador de Sonichu&lt;br&gt;Historiador de Sonichu y Rosechu&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Diosa de CPU]] de las naciones de[[Cwcville]], Comma, y las [[Commodore 64|cónsolas de Commodore]]&lt;ref&gt;https://archive.fo/v5aVW&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;La reina de la risa moderna&lt;ref&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge#Outro .281:12:27-1:16:25.29]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|The Real Player One]]&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> }}<br /> {{quote|Soy la persona [[Autism|autista]] [[Slow-in-the-minds|de alto funcionamiento]] que fue extremadamente [[Megan Schroeder|dañada emocionalmente]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|su inspiration]][[Chris and art|artística]] perdida con paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|engaño]], [[Calling Out &quot;Tito&quot; - Don|extorsión]] y [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|palabras puramente hirientes]] de esos [[Trolls]] parásitos. Soy el [[Chris and copyright|creador]], dibujando a mano, de [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] y la ciudad de [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|EE.UU]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Mirad, ¡El error de Dios!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] sobre Chris.}}<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler''', anteriormente '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (nacido: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 de febrero [[1982]]) es un caricaturista [[Autism|autista]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|enfermo mental]],&lt;ref&gt;Confirmado por su designación entre la [[Therapeutic Docket|lista de casos terapéutica]].&lt;/ref&gt; [[JERKS|misandrista]] y [[Women's rights|misógino]] de {{Age|1982|2|24}} años, que tambièn es [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], anterior [[virgin with rage|virgin con rabia]], autoproclamado [[CPU Blue Heart|deidad]], y [[Affair with Mother|literalmente chingò su madre]]. Normalmente se refiere a él por su apodo '''Chris-Chan''', sus iniciales '''CWC''', o simplemente el nombre género neutral de '''Chris'''. Se asemeja un tanto a una caricatura de {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} que ha cobrado vida, y se le considera uno de los &quot;lolcows&quot; más conocidos y bien documentados en la cultura del internet – si no se ve entre las personas más documentadas de la historia.<br /> <br /> Ciertas personas le consideran una celebridad, pero no ha vendido un álbum [[Chris and music|multi-platino]], ni ha sido regalado con [[Chris and cinematography|un premio Oscar]]. En lugar de eso, es el [[Things Chris has ripped off|creador]] del infame cómic en línea ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', que pretende relatar la historia de un [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|pokemón erizo de tipo eléctrico]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] y su [[sweetheart|amante]] [[Rosechu]], además de sus aventuras con el [[Chaotic Combo|Combo Caótico]]. En la práctica, el cómic sirve para darle a Chris un camino para [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|cumplir sus deseos]] propios, dejándole expresar su descontento con el hecho de que [[Mary Lee Walsh|la facultad en su colegio]] no reconocieron [[Honor roll|lo que él consideraba ser un desempeño ejemplar académico]] [[Count Graduon|cuando se graduò]], junto con sus frustraciones sobre [[Love Quest|siendo incapaz de encontrar una pareja romántica]]; asi que, el libro le permitiò a reencauzar su [[Chris and anger|ira]] hacia [[Jerkop|la gente que]] [[Manajerks|impedieron sus esfuerzos]], poniéndolos en el papel de villanos y a si mismo como un [[List of unheroic protagonist actions| héroe verdadero del modelo Campbell]] en su narrativa. Después de cumplir con su educaciòn, Chris carecìa de empleo por la mayoria de su vida como adulto, ganándose la vida por medio de [[Monthly tugboat|beneficios sociales del gobierno]] y las [[Patreon|donaciones]] de su [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Verdadera y Leal Hinchada]].<br /> <br /> A finales del año [[2007]], se convirtió en [[Chris and the Internet|famoso del internet]] cuando se filtraron imágenes de él en [[The GAMe PLACe|una tienda de juegos de tablero]] a los foros de {{w|Something Awful}}. Tras su descubrimiento, se burlaron de Chris por su [[Chris and fashion|sentido de la moda poco común]] y [[Obesity|su exceso de peso]], y las imágenes de Chris se difundieron a lugares como [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] y [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], y durante el proceso de su propagaciòn, muchos [[trolls]] vieron su cómic por la primera vez, propulsando a Chris a la fama instante. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chris that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever he got around to updating it.<br /> <br /> Chris's most notable period of activity on the Internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|the &quot;Classic Era&quot;]] by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly catfished by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]], and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|he had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and he saw ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that designed a story to piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the Internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a &quot;Tomgirl&quot;]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.<br /> <br /> From here, Chris's Internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death (which led to the retirement of the Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|half-Rosechu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he was [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] between [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] and our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what began as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Afterward, Chris used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continued his self-destructive habits.<br /> <br /> Despite the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of the [[Guard Dogs]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a path of ruination (and to keep him from embarrassing himself any more), he chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, his [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] withered away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money became a serious issue for the Chandler household]], while his mother wasn't long for the world, all of which led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It got to the point where [[Spirit possession|he pretended to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of &quot;possession&quot; by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.<br /> <br /> The point of no return was finally crossed in [[2021]], after [[Incest Call|leaked audio]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which became his most publicized incident in years. During that time, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he went even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}} reincarnated. Chris was later transferred to the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution for three months before returning to jail, until he was released in [[March 2023]]. Since his release, he has kept a [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|fairly low profile]], but is steadily increasing his online output.<br /> <br /> There has never been an Internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances shaping his peculiar behavior and subsequently leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> {{Protip|After publicly identifying as a transwoman since late 2014, Chris's gender identity has been the subject of much discussion among Christorians and controversy in and out of the trans community. For the purpose of keeping consistent with records from before the transition, and not causing additional confusion for readers, the CWCki has opted to use masculine pronouns to describe Chris, even post-transition.<br /> <br /> Be aware that not all Christorians accept this approach, with some opting to describe Chris exclusively with feminine pronouns after Chris identified as a transwoman, and others compromising by using gender-neutral pronouns, or pronouns applicable to various points in Chris's life reflecting Chris's gender identity at the time.<br /> <br /> Chris's legal name is currently Christine, but the nickname Chris is gender-neutral and can abbreviate every full name that Chris has identified with. Chris has accepted it as a nickname, despite formerly objecting to it post-transition. Because of this, the CWCki most commonly uses this name when discussing Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> In any case, Chris is legally registered as female and has taken hormones to transition, but has not undergone gender reassignment surgery, and most likely never will due to a handful of factors (including socioeconomic status and criminal history).}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html &quot;glass house&quot;], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to societal norms. He has regularly demonstrated trouble displaying acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the &lt;s&gt;begging&lt;/s&gt; generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he was completely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had operated an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success, he moved to Etsy, but his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|A useful tool for predicting Christory.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|An approximate graph which correlates knowledge about Chris to sympathy towards him.]]<br /> <br /> Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[Semen#Recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly crossdress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; His homophobia did not extend to lesbians, whom he is aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual, although it's likely that this just as much a matter of Chris coming to terms with his own sexuality as it was the result of manipulation.<br /> <br /> His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise to find financial success (or at least get his [[debt]]s under control), his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl&quot; to make into a &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]],&quot; and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman. Later, Chris developed a [[Messiah complex]], believing himself to be [[Chris and religion|a reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] that is destined to facilitate a [[Dimensional Merge]] between fiction and reality.<br /> <br /> In short, Chris's story is one that seems fated to [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the Internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.<br /> <br /> ==Aliases==<br /> {{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] [[Chris and English|has given me]] throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to &quot;Christine.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, complete with [[The Classic]] and [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|the Sonichu Medallion]], circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|&quot;Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!&quot;}}]]<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &quot;Christian&quot; at the behest of the &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&quot; that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. During the mid-2000s, Chris adopted the nickname &quot;Chris-Chan,&quot; a play on his surname and the {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|Japanese honorific suffix ''-chan''}}, which according to Wikipedia &quot;is used for young children, close friends, babies, grandparents and sometimes female adolescents.&quot; Chris was exposed to this honorific through [[anime]] shows like ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' and ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. The name &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; is often mistakenly spelled without a hyphen as &quot;Chris Chan,&quot; as if Chris had named himself after {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Unusually]], before his gender transition Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he was feeling especially formal as &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials &quot;CWC,&quot; and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &quot;quick.&quot; Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as &quot;Christine.&quot; In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to &quot;Christine Weston Chandler.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; He now signs his name with &quot;heart i's.&quot; Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first identified by the name Christine in late 2014 before getting a legal name-change in 2016.]]<br /> <br /> Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &quot;Ricardo,&quot; and long after then he would still translate his own name to &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler,&quot; or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just &quot;Christine Chandler.&quot; (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his &quot;Ricardo&quot; nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.)<br /> <br /> Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]' sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added &quot;Sonichu&quot; to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike &quot;Christian&quot; or &quot;Christine&quot; in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br /> <br /> Only a few of the names commonly used to refer to Chris were not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is &quot;Chrissy,&quot; popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also &quot;Solid Chris,&quot; used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of [[Metal Gear|a certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as &quot;Satan's Agent on Earth.&quot; Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term &quot;Classic Chris&quot; to refer to Chris before Bob's death and/or before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], with &quot;Modern Chris&quot; being used to describe his more recent antics.<br /> <br /> ==Foundational Era==<br /> ===Childhood and Adolescence===<br /> {{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with – well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].&lt;ref name=&quot;WikiProfile&quot;&gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]&lt;/ref&gt; His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as an engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and an office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that his linguistic abilities were subpar, which became his first sign of [[autism]]. Despite this, Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey,&quot; was spoken at just 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into adulthood, regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being immensely traumatic for him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy, where he met his first male friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], one of his first friends. In one of the anecdotes that he's written about her (which are few and far between), Chris indicated that Sarah once convinced him that {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost}} lived in the crawlspace under her house. When he crawled in there to look, she locked him in&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; in a stunning display of their friendship, beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a pretty girl – if a [[JERKS|guy]] or an [[Mary Lee Walsh|ugly girl]] did that to him, Chris would [[Death threats|swear vengeance]]).<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty, who recorded his screams,&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. Chris later proclaimed that the abuse from the staff was the most traumatic experience of his life. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school,&quot; which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was homeschooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. While being homeschooled, the animatronic bear [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian,&quot; which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; He described his time there as pleasant, although he was often bullied by his classmates. His teacher, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], helped him to develop social skills and cope with bullying, and Chris later called her the most influential person in his life.<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[Creepy stare|stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, the basketball team's water boy. [[Semen|Don't drink anything from one of Chris's cups.]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pal]]s&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school (though as it turned out, many of these gal-pals were arranged friendships). It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.<br /> <br /> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he has gotten older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for &quot;better days&quot;]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning artwork<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face.&quot; Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> {{Quote|You should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Excerpts from [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], recorded shortly before his discovery by the Internet.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result of writing and drawing his magnum opus.<br /> <br /> ==Classic Era==<br /> {{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].<br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br /> <br /> ==Crossdresser Era==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or &quot;[[tomgirl]],&quot; as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and declining mentality are considered.<br /> <br /> After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br /> <br /> Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.<br /> <br /> While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the &quot;true love&quot; part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the &quot;stress&quot; taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely.&quot; Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].&lt;ref&gt;[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]&lt;/ref&gt; While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br /> <br /> In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br /> <br /> [[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br /> <br /> ==Transgender Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br /> <br /> More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove.&quot;<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> ==Goddess Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br /> <br /> After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br /> <br /> When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.<br /> <br /> Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br /> <br /> During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called &quot;overpowered&quot; goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Downfall Era==<br /> {{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan &quot;The Gunt&quot; Ralph]].]]<br /> <br /> [[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|&quot;Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!&quot;}}]]<br /> <br /> After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]<br /> <br /> However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.<br /> <br /> What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order.)]]<br /> <br /> On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.<br /> <br /> While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]<br /> <br /> Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br /> <br /> Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.<br /> <br /> On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with &quot;waive right to indictment&quot; and &quot;transportation order&quot; added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.<br /> <br /> ==Second Coming Era==<br /> {{main|2023|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Second Coming}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|&quot;Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime&quot;]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Free as fuck.]]<br /> <br /> The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].<br /> <br /> Though every good story needs a sequel, right?<br /> <br /> After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; before updating their files to say he was released by court order.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[autism]] disorder deferred disposition, leading Chris to live up to his Teflon reputation by somehow avoiding even a sex offender charge.<br /> <br /> Chris was temporarily moved to Gateway Homes, a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.&lt;ref&gt;[[Medallion Moulding Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as &quot;[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]].&quot;<br /> <br /> In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to &quot;Resolved Order Pending,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].<br /> <br /> On 23 August 2023, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.<br /> <br /> Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later.<br /> <br /> By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]]. <br /> <br /> In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&amp;A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day, presumably after his infamous reputation caught up to him.<br /> <br /> As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.<br /> <br /> ==Featured Fan Videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | ytid = DxAhBoYfWy4<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything<br /> | ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI<br /> | Stardate = 4 March 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbrqVkPdL_5qrgjwHYytQg First Son]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan<br /> | ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw<br /> | Stardate = 16 August 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}<br /> <br /> {{Newbie}}<br /> {{Check this out}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}} <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}<br /> [[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]<br /> [[Category:Chris]]<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]<br /> [[Category:Autistic]]<br /> [[Category:LGBT]]</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(espa%C3%B1ol)&diff=320754 User:Dormiebasne/Christian Weston Chandler (español) 2024-02-23T19:45:48Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>:''Este artículo se trata del mismìsimo Chris... ¡es su artículo y nada menos! Para información sobre el personaje de Sonichu, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler (Personaje de Sonichu)]]. Para otros usos, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)| Christian Weston Chandler (desambiguación)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; se dirije aquí. Para leer sobre sus creencias en cuanto al cristianismo, véase a [[Chris and religion|Chris y la religión (inglés)]].''<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Divulgación de género:''' Esta persona identifica actualmente como [[transgender|transgénero]] de masculino a feminino {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} . Es posible que el uso de pronombres en esta página no refleje su sexo biológico y/o su identidad de género<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Poco Fiable:''' Se ha determinado que Christian Weston Chandler es un narrador poco fiable debido a las siguientes razones:&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es un mentiroso habitual'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Muchas veces, Chris exagera las cosas que acontecieron, a menudo para no verse mal.'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es considerable [[naive|ingenuo]]'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Los recuentos de Chris en cuanto a como salió un tal evento varian con cada recitación'''<br /> Es importante mantener esto en mente cuando evalua la verdad de sus declaraciones.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid red&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''IMPOSTORES:''' Se conoce que Christian Weston Chandler frecuentemente utiliza muchas cuentas falsas (llamadas &quot;sockpuppets&quot; en inglés). Ya que es difícil discernir cuales son de Chris, es mejor que se evite la conjetura en cuanto a si una cuenta pertenece a Christian Weston Chandler si no se ha totalmente verificado que si. <br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;boilerplate metadata&quot; id=&quot;honest&quot;&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; style=&quot;border: 4px solid #000000; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;&quot;<br /> | [[Image:HonestContent.jpg|60px| ]]<br /> | <br /> <br /> '''Este artículo se ha clasificado M por [[Honest Content|Contenido Honesto]]'''<br /> <br /> Es posible que contenga material no seguro para el trabajo<br /> |}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Christian Weston Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|200px]]<br /> <br /> |header3 = Información<br /> |label5 = Nombre<br /> |data5 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) &lt;br&gt; Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)<br /> |label7 = Tambièn conocido como<br /> |data7 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Kookydash.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Facebook|Tini]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]&lt;br&gt;[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]<br /> |label8 = Gènero<br /> |data8 = Hombre (1982-2016)&lt;br&gt;Mujer Trans(2016-actualidad)<br /> |label9 = Religión<br /> |data9 = &quot;[[Chris and religion|Cristianismo espiritual de la nueva era ]]&quot;<br /> |label10 = Raza <br /> |data10 = Anglo (1/8 &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label11 = Altura<br /> |data11 = 5'10&quot; (1.778m)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label12 = Peso<br /> |data12 = 203lb (92.0kg)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label13 = Padre <br /> |data13 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label14 = Madre<br /> |data14 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–hoy)<br /> |label15 = Hermanos <br /> |data15 = [[Cole Smithey]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (hermana media)<br /> |label16 = Educación<br /> |data16 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br /> |label17 = Profesión<br /> |data17 = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])&lt;br&gt;YouTube streamer&lt;br&gt;Video game designer (unpublished)&lt;br&gt;[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]])&lt;br&gt;[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Musician]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)&lt;br&gt;Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br /> |label18 = Conyuge(s)<br /> |data18 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018) &lt;br&gt; and [[Pickchu]] (m. May 2022)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> }}<br /> {{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[Autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[Megan Schroeder|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|deception]], [[Calling Out &quot;Tito&quot; - Don|blackmail]] and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler''', formerly '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]],&lt;ref&gt;Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].&lt;/ref&gt; [[JERKS|misandristic]] and [[Women's rights|misogynistic]] [[Chris and art|cartoonist]], [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], former [[virgin with rage]], self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]]. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''' or '''Chris Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in Internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.<br /> <br /> Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multi-platinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|wish fulfillment]] for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|impeded his journey]], casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br /> <br /> In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] were exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chris that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever he got around to updating it.<br /> <br /> Chris's most notable period of activity on the Internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|the &quot;Classic Era&quot;]] by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly catfished by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]], and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|he had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and he saw ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that designed a story to piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the Internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a &quot;Tomgirl&quot;]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.<br /> <br /> From here, Chris's Internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death (which led to the retirement of the Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|half-Rosechu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he was [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] between [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] and our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what began as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Afterward, Chris used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continued his self-destructive habits.<br /> <br /> Despite the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of the [[Guard Dogs]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a path of ruination (and to keep him from embarrassing himself any more), he chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, his [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] withered away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money became a serious issue for the Chandler household]], while his mother wasn't long for the world, all of which led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It got to the point where [[Spirit possession|he pretended to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of &quot;possession&quot; by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.<br /> <br /> The point of no return was finally crossed in [[2021]], after [[Incest Call|leaked audio]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which became his most publicized incident in years. During that time, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he went even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}} reincarnated. Chris was later transferred to the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution for three months before returning to jail, until he was released in [[March 2023]]. Since his release, he has kept a [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|fairly low profile]], but is steadily increasing his online output.<br /> <br /> There has never been an Internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances shaping his peculiar behavior and subsequently leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> {{Protip|After publicly identifying as a transwoman since late 2014, Chris's gender identity has been the subject of much discussion among Christorians and controversy in and out of the trans community. For the purpose of keeping consistent with records from before the transition, and not causing additional confusion for readers, the CWCki has opted to use masculine pronouns to describe Chris, even post-transition.<br /> <br /> Be aware that not all Christorians accept this approach, with some opting to describe Chris exclusively with feminine pronouns after Chris identified as a transwoman, and others compromising by using gender-neutral pronouns, or pronouns applicable to various points in Chris's life reflecting Chris's gender identity at the time.<br /> <br /> Chris's legal name is currently Christine, but the nickname Chris is gender-neutral and can abbreviate every full name that Chris has identified with. Chris has accepted it as a nickname, despite formerly objecting to it post-transition. Because of this, the CWCki most commonly uses this name when discussing Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> In any case, Chris is legally registered as female and has taken hormones to transition, but has not undergone gender reassignment surgery, and most likely never will due to a handful of factors (including socioeconomic status and criminal history).}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html &quot;glass house&quot;], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to societal norms. He has regularly demonstrated trouble displaying acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the &lt;s&gt;begging&lt;/s&gt; generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he was completely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had operated an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success, he moved to Etsy, but his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|A useful tool for predicting Christory.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|An approximate graph which correlates knowledge about Chris to sympathy towards him.]]<br /> <br /> Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[Semen#Recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly crossdress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; His homophobia did not extend to lesbians, whom he is aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual, although it's likely that this just as much a matter of Chris coming to terms with his own sexuality as it was the result of manipulation.<br /> <br /> His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise to find financial success (or at least get his [[debt]]s under control), his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl&quot; to make into a &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]],&quot; and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman. Later, Chris developed a [[Messiah complex]], believing himself to be [[Chris and religion|a reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] that is destined to facilitate a [[Dimensional Merge]] between fiction and reality.<br /> <br /> In short, Chris's story is one that seems fated to [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the Internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.<br /> <br /> ==Aliases==<br /> {{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] [[Chris and English|has given me]] throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to &quot;Christine.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, complete with [[The Classic]] and [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|the Sonichu Medallion]], circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|&quot;Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!&quot;}}]]<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &quot;Christian&quot; at the behest of the &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&quot; that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. During the mid-2000s, Chris adopted the nickname &quot;Chris-Chan,&quot; a play on his surname and the {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|Japanese honorific suffix ''-chan''}}, which according to Wikipedia &quot;is used for young children, close friends, babies, grandparents and sometimes female adolescents.&quot; Chris was exposed to this honorific through [[anime]] shows like ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' and ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. The name &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; is often mistakenly spelled without a hyphen as &quot;Chris Chan,&quot; as if Chris had named himself after {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Unusually]], before his gender transition Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he was feeling especially formal as &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials &quot;CWC,&quot; and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &quot;quick.&quot; Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as &quot;Christine.&quot; In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to &quot;Christine Weston Chandler.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; He now signs his name with &quot;heart i's.&quot; Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first identified by the name Christine in late 2014 before getting a legal name-change in 2016.]]<br /> <br /> Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &quot;Ricardo,&quot; and long after then he would still translate his own name to &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler,&quot; or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just &quot;Christine Chandler.&quot; (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his &quot;Ricardo&quot; nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.)<br /> <br /> Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]' sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added &quot;Sonichu&quot; to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike &quot;Christian&quot; or &quot;Christine&quot; in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br /> <br /> Only a few of the names commonly used to refer to Chris were not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is &quot;Chrissy,&quot; popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also &quot;Solid Chris,&quot; used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of [[Metal Gear|a certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as &quot;Satan's Agent on Earth.&quot; Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term &quot;Classic Chris&quot; to refer to Chris before Bob's death and/or before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], with &quot;Modern Chris&quot; being used to describe his more recent antics.<br /> <br /> ==Foundational Era==<br /> ===Childhood and Adolescence===<br /> {{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with – well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].&lt;ref name=&quot;WikiProfile&quot;&gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]&lt;/ref&gt; His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as an engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and an office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that his linguistic abilities were subpar, which became his first sign of [[autism]]. Despite this, Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey,&quot; was spoken at just 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into adulthood, regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being immensely traumatic for him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy, where he met his first male friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], one of his first friends. In one of the anecdotes that he's written about her (which are few and far between), Chris indicated that Sarah once convinced him that {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost}} lived in the crawlspace under her house. When he crawled in there to look, she locked him in&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; in a stunning display of their friendship, beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a pretty girl – if a [[JERKS|guy]] or an [[Mary Lee Walsh|ugly girl]] did that to him, Chris would [[Death threats|swear vengeance]]).<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty, who recorded his screams,&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. Chris later proclaimed that the abuse from the staff was the most traumatic experience of his life. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school,&quot; which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was homeschooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. While being homeschooled, the animatronic bear [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian,&quot; which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; He described his time there as pleasant, although he was often bullied by his classmates. His teacher, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], helped him to develop social skills and cope with bullying, and Chris later called her the most influential person in his life.<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[Creepy stare|stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, the basketball team's water boy. [[Semen|Don't drink anything from one of Chris's cups.]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pal]]s&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school (though as it turned out, many of these gal-pals were arranged friendships). It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.<br /> <br /> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he has gotten older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for &quot;better days&quot;]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning artwork<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face.&quot; Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> {{Quote|You should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Excerpts from [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], recorded shortly before his discovery by the Internet.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result of writing and drawing his magnum opus.<br /> <br /> ==Classic Era==<br /> {{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].<br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br /> <br /> ==Crossdresser Era==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or &quot;[[tomgirl]],&quot; as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and declining mentality are considered.<br /> <br /> After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br /> <br /> Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.<br /> <br /> While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the &quot;true love&quot; part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the &quot;stress&quot; taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely.&quot; Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].&lt;ref&gt;[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]&lt;/ref&gt; While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br /> <br /> In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br /> <br /> [[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br /> <br /> ==Transgender Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br /> <br /> More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove.&quot;<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> ==Goddess Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br /> <br /> After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br /> <br /> When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.<br /> <br /> Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br /> <br /> During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called &quot;overpowered&quot; goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Downfall Era==<br /> {{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan &quot;The Gunt&quot; Ralph]].]]<br /> <br /> [[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|&quot;Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!&quot;}}]]<br /> <br /> After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]<br /> <br /> However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.<br /> <br /> What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order.)]]<br /> <br /> On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.<br /> <br /> While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]<br /> <br /> Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br /> <br /> Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.<br /> <br /> On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with &quot;waive right to indictment&quot; and &quot;transportation order&quot; added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.<br /> <br /> ==Second Coming Era==<br /> {{main|2023|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Second Coming}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|&quot;Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime&quot;]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Free as fuck.]]<br /> <br /> The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].<br /> <br /> Though every good story needs a sequel, right?<br /> <br /> After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; before updating their files to say he was released by court order.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[autism]] disorder deferred disposition, leading Chris to live up to his Teflon reputation by somehow avoiding even a sex offender charge.<br /> <br /> Chris was temporarily moved to Gateway Homes, a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.&lt;ref&gt;[[Medallion Moulding Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as &quot;[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]].&quot;<br /> <br /> In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to &quot;Resolved Order Pending,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].<br /> <br /> On 23 August 2023, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.<br /> <br /> Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later.<br /> <br /> By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]]. <br /> <br /> In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&amp;A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day, presumably after his infamous reputation caught up to him.<br /> <br /> As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.<br /> <br /> ==Featured Fan Videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | ytid = DxAhBoYfWy4<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything<br /> | ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI<br /> | Stardate = 4 March 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbrqVkPdL_5qrgjwHYytQg First Son]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan<br /> | ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw<br /> | Stardate = 16 August 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}<br /> <br /> {{Newbie}}<br /> {{Check this out}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}} <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}<br /> [[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]<br /> [[Category:Chris]]<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]<br /> [[Category:Autistic]]<br /> [[Category:LGBT]]</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Christian_Weston_Chandler_(espa%C3%B1ol)&diff=320753 User:Dormiebasne/Christian Weston Chandler (español) 2024-02-23T19:44:45Z <p>Dormiebasne: created page; work in progress</p> <hr /> <div>:''Este artículo se trata del mismìsimo Chris... ¡es su artículo y nada menos! Para información sobre el personaje de Sonichu, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler (Personaje de Sonichu)]]. Para otros usos, véase a [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)| Christian Weston Chandler (desambiguación)]].&lt;br&gt;''<br /> :''&quot;Christian&quot; se dirije aquí. Para leer sobre sus creencias en cuanto al cristianismo, véase a [[Chris and religion|Chris y la religión (inglés)]].''<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Rsz transtemplate.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Divulgación de género:''' Esta persona identifica actualmente como [[transgender|transgénero]] de masculino a feminino {{#if:{{{1|}}}|{{{1}}}}} . Es posible que el uso de pronombres en esta página no refleje su sexo biológico y/o su identidad de género<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid pink&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''Poco Fiable:''' Se ha determinado que Christian Weston Chandler es un narrador poco fiable debido a las siguientes razones:&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es un mentiroso habitual'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Muchas veces, Chris exagera las cosas que acontecieron, a menudo para no verse mal.'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Chris es considerable [[naive|ingenuo]]'''&lt;br&gt;•'''Los recuentos de Chris en cuanto a como salió un tal evento varian con cada recitación'''<br /> Es importante mantener esto en mente cuando evalua la verdad de sus declaraciones.<br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;background-color:transparent; border:1px solid red&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:Jason_Kendrick_Howell.jpg|50px]]<br /> | '''IMPOSTORES:''' Se conoce que Christian Weston Chandler frecuentemente utiliza muchas cuentas falsas (llamadas &quot;sockpuppets&quot; en inglés). Ya que es difícil discernir cuales son de Chris, es mejor que se evite la conjetura en cuanto a si una cuenta pertenece a Christian Weston Chandler si no se ha totalmente verificado que si. <br /> |}<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;div class=&quot;boilerplate metadata&quot; id=&quot;honest&quot;&gt;<br /> {| cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;4&quot; style=&quot;border: 4px solid #000000; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;&quot;<br /> | [[Image:HonestContent.jpg|60px| ]]<br /> | <br /> <br /> '''Este artículo se ha clasificado M por [[Honest Content|Contenido Honesto]]'''<br /> <br /> Es posible que contenga material no seguro para el trabajo<br /> |}&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Christian Weston Chandler<br /> | image = [[Image:0773-CWC23.JPG|200px]]<br /> <br /> |header3 = Información<br /> |label5 = Nombre<br /> |data5 = Christopher Weston Chandler (1982–[[Christopher's name change|1992]]) &lt;br&gt; Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's name change|1992]]–2016) &lt;br&gt; Christine Weston Chandler (2016–present)<br /> |label7 = Tambièn conocido como<br /> |data7 = Chris-Chan&lt;br&gt;Chris Chan&lt;br&gt;CWC&lt;br&gt;[[Bob Chandler|Little C]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spanish|Ricardo]]&lt;br&gt;[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|RWC]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Father]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Pop]]&lt;br&gt; [[Rosechu (character)|Papa]]&lt;br&gt;[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]&lt;br&gt;[[Liquid Chris|Solid Chris]]&lt;br&gt;[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]&lt;br&gt;[[Surfshack Tito E-mails|Little Cuz]]&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor]]&lt;br&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Kookydash.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;br&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]&lt;br&gt;[[Facebook|Tini]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|paintingatree]]&lt;br&gt;[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]&lt;br&gt;[[Night Star]]&lt;br&gt;[[CPU Blue Heart]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWC Psychlight]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|LegendaryChristorian]]&lt;br&gt;[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]&lt;br&gt;[[Internet Dream Lounge|Natalie Portman]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Grandma Christine]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mother]]&lt;br&gt;[[Sonichu (character)|Mama]]&lt;br&gt;[[:File:Princess Fehuni Hitikara TSSSF.jpg|Princess Fehuni Hitikara]]&lt;br&gt;[[Spirit possession|Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Jesus Christ]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|Camera #000]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|Christine Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Communications|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|Jesus Christ Chan]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br&gt;[[Kiwi Farms|The Teflon Tard]]&lt;br&gt;[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity|Christ Chan Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|The Second Coming]]&lt;br&gt;[[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]&lt;br&gt;[[November 2023 livestreams#First JCWCSP Gaming Live Stream ⚡%EF%B8%8F💙⚡%EF%B8%8F|Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]]<br /> |label8 = Gènero<br /> |data8 = Hombre (1982-2016)&lt;br&gt;Mujer Trans(2016-actualidad)<br /> |label9 = Religión<br /> |data9 = &quot;[[Chris and religion|Cristianismo espiritual de la nueva era ]]&quot;<br /> |label10 = Raza <br /> |data10 = Anglo (1/8 &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot;)<br /> |label11 = Altura<br /> |data11 = 5'10&quot; (1.778m)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label12 = Peso<br /> |data12 = 203lb (92.0kg)&lt;ref name=16novletter&gt;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |label13 = Padre <br /> |data13 = [[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1927–2011)<br /> |label14 = Madre<br /> |data14 = [[Barbara Chandler]] (1941–hoy)<br /> |label15 = Hermanos <br /> |data15 = [[Cole Smithey]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[David Alan Chandler]] (hermano medio)&lt;br&gt;[[Carol Chandler]] (hermana media)<br /> label16 = Educación<br /> |data16 = [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (AAS, [[CADD]])<br /> label17 = Profesión<br /> |data17 = Freelance comic book artist ([[Lulu|self-published]])&lt;br&gt;YouTube streamer&lt;br&gt;Video game designer (unpublished)&lt;br&gt;[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]])&lt;br&gt;[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])&lt;br&gt;[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Musician]] ([[2003]]-[[2009]])&lt;br&gt;[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)&lt;br&gt;Entrepreneur, [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]–[[2016]])&lt;br&gt;[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)<br /> label18 = Conyuge(s)<br /> |data18 = [[Cryzel Rosechu]], [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] (m. March 2018) &lt;br&gt; [[Sylvana]] Rosechu, [[Mewtwo]] (m. June 2018) &lt;br&gt; and [[Pickchu]] (m. May 2022)&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> }}<br /> {{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[Autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[Megan Schroeder|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with paranoia, [[Kacey Call 1|deception]], [[Calling Out &quot;Tito&quot; - Don|blackmail]] and [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], AKA Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#We've been found AND mocked horribly! :(]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on Chris.}}<br /> <br /> '''Christine Weston Chandler''', formerly '''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born: '''Christopher Weston Chandler'''; 24 February [[1982]]) is a {{Age|1982|2|24}}-year-old [[Autism|autistic]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|mentally ill]],&lt;ref&gt;Confirmed by placement in the [[Therapeutic Docket]].&lt;/ref&gt; [[JERKS|misandristic]] and [[Women's rights|misogynistic]] [[Chris and art|cartoonist]], [[YouTube]]r, [[Chris and the law|criminal]], former [[virgin with rage]], self-proclaimed [[CPU Blue Heart|deity]], and [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]]. He is commonly referred to by his nickname '''Chris-Chan''' or '''Chris Chan''', by his initials '''CWC''', or simply the gender-neutral '''Chris'''. He looks kind of like a cartoon version of {{w|Benjamin Franklin}} come to life, and is considered to be one of the most well-known and well-documented lolcows in Internet culture – if not one of the most well-documented people in history.<br /> <br /> Some would consider Chris to be a celebrity, but he hasn't sold a multi-platinum [[Chris and music|album]], nor has he been awarded with an [[Chris and cinematography|Oscar]]. Instead, he is the [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', which ostensibly tells the story of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and his [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] and their adventures with the [[Chaotic Combo]]. In practice, the webcomic really serves as [[Chris and coping#Power fantasies|wish fulfillment]] for Chris himself, allowing him to express his dissatisfaction with how [[Mary Lee Walsh|the faculty at school and college]] didn't acknowledge [[Honor roll|what he saw as an exemplary academic performance]] [[Count Graduon|when he graduated]], along with his frustration over [[Love Quest|being unable to find a romantic partner]]; as such, the book let him redirect his [[Chris and anger|anger]] toward [[Jerkop|the people who]] [[Manajerks|impeded his journey]], casting them as villains and himself as [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|a true Campbellian hero]] in his narrative. After completing his education, Chris was unemployed for most of his adult life, making a living off of [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]] and [[Patreon|donations]] from his webcomic's [[True and Loyal Fanbase]].<br /> <br /> In late [[2007]], he became [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]-famous when images of him at [[The GAMe PLACe|a tabletop gaming store]] leaked out to the {{w|Something Awful}} message boards. Upon discovery, Chris was mocked for his [[Chris and fashion|odd fashion sense]] and [[Obesity|oafish appearance]], and images of Chris at the store soon spread to places like [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and in the process, many [[trolls]] were exposed to his webcomic for the first time, propelling Chris to stardom. Initial fascination was spurred on by his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]], his signature homemade [[Medallions|Sonichu medallion]] that he wore in public, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[Attraction Sign|sign]] asking women to talk to him. [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|His reaction to the ensuing mockery]] led to a cycle of [[Honest Content|Chris revealing more disturbing facts about himself]] and [[Chris and manipulation|trolls going to greater and greater lengths to uncover more knowledge about this strange individual]]. Thus, Chris's life began to spiral out of control with the advent of organized trolling, [[Chris and...|armchair psychological analysis]] from bewildered onlookers, and some truly bizarre antics from Chris that continue to this day, which would influence the development of the webcomic whenever he got around to updating it.<br /> <br /> Chris's most notable period of activity on the Internet occurred between 2007 and 2010 – a period now dubbed [[Saga#Classic Chris Era (27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010)|the &quot;Classic Era&quot;]] by modern Christorians – in which he was repeatedly catfished by trolls pretending to be [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|romantic interests]], and he lashed out against arch-enemy [[Clyde Cash]], the leader of the most notable group of trolls in his life: [[Trolls#The Miscreants|The Miscreants]]. In this time, [[Julie Reveals Herself|he was duped by]] [[BlueSpike|a sadistic 13-year-old]] [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|into stuffing his medallion up his ass]], [[Liquid Chris|he had his identity stolen by a far more talented individual]], [[Asperchu|and he saw ''Sonichu'' mercilessly spoofed by a webcomic team that designed a story to piss him off]], among other misadventures. However, he eventually decided to sign off from the Internet at the end of this period, seemingly wising up to his dang dirty trolls. When he inevitably returned to the limelight a few months later in 2011, he was not the same. [[Tomgirl Pictures|Chris began to experiment with crossdressing, calling himself a &quot;Tomgirl&quot;]], before eventually coming out as [[transgender]] in late 2014.<br /> <br /> From here, Chris's Internet life stayed relatively normal (by his standards), despite his shift in gender identity, his father's death (which led to the retirement of the Miscreants), [[28 October 2011|a hit-and-run case]], [[2014 house fire|the accident that caused his house to burn down]], and [[26 December 2014|an incident where he maced an employee at a GameStop store]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|over the color of Sonic's arms]]. Things changed when two new sets of trolls – known as the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[Teen Troon Squad]] – [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] him with increasingly-insane beliefs (such as the idea that he and both of his parents are [[Sonichu (species)|half-Sonichu]] or [[Rosechu (species)|half-Rosechu]]), culminating in [[Chris and reality|Chris's revelation]] that he was [[CPU Blue Heart|a goddess]] meant to bring about [[Dimensional Merge|a convergence of dimensions]] between [[Dimensions#C-197|the world shown in his webcomic]] and our world, effectively starting a doomsday cult around what began as a silly, self-indulgent ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' and ''[[Pokémon]]'' crossover. Afterward, Chris used [[Messiah complex|this delusion]] as an elaborate [[Chris and coping|coping]] mechanism while he continued his self-destructive habits.<br /> <br /> Despite the trolls in question being driven out by the effort of the [[Guard Dogs]] trying to keep Chris from going further down a path of ruination (and to keep him from embarrassing himself any more), he chose to keep clinging to these unhealthy and downright absurd beliefs. All the while, his [[Chris and health|physical]] and [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]] withered away, and [[Financhu Crisis|money became a serious issue for the Chandler household]], while his mother wasn't long for the world, all of which led Chris to retreat even further into his fantasies. It got to the point where [[Spirit possession|he pretended to be possessed by various fictional characters]] on a regular basis, with one nearly year-long period of &quot;possession&quot; by Sonichu serving as a way for Chris to cope with the fact that he wasn't able to attend [[BABSCon|two ''My Little Pony'' conventions]] cancelled during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.<br /> <br /> The point of no return was finally crossed in [[2021]], after [[Incest Call|leaked audio]] revealed that [[Affair with Mother|he had several incestuous encounters with his mother]], which forcibly evicted him from [[14 Branchland Court|his own home]] and sent him to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which became his most publicized incident in years. During that time, [[Jail Communications|letters from jail]] illustrate that he went even deeper into his own fantasies by believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus Christ}} reincarnated. Chris was later transferred to the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution for three months before returning to jail, until he was released in [[March 2023]]. Since his release, he has kept a [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|fairly low profile]], but is steadily increasing his online output.<br /> <br /> There has never been an Internet personality quite like Chris-Chan, thanks to the unique circumstances shaping his peculiar behavior and subsequently leading to his prominence online, and there may never be another quite like him – he is truly one of a kind. It is the dedicated mission of [[CWCki|this very wiki]] to chronicle his life in ridiculous detail, and if you want to go down the seemingly bottomless rabbit hole with us, then you should probably start by reading this page. Buckle up, because this is going to be a long ride, and the end is nowhere in sight.<br /> <br /> ==Overview==<br /> {{Protip|After publicly identifying as a transwoman since late 2014, Chris's gender identity has been the subject of much discussion among Christorians and controversy in and out of the trans community. For the purpose of keeping consistent with records from before the transition, and not causing additional confusion for readers, the CWCki has opted to use masculine pronouns to describe Chris, even post-transition.<br /> <br /> Be aware that not all Christorians accept this approach, with some opting to describe Chris exclusively with feminine pronouns after Chris identified as a transwoman, and others compromising by using gender-neutral pronouns, or pronouns applicable to various points in Chris's life reflecting Chris's gender identity at the time.<br /> <br /> Chris's legal name is currently Christine, but the nickname Chris is gender-neutral and can abbreviate every full name that Chris has identified with. Chris has accepted it as a nickname, despite formerly objecting to it post-transition. Because of this, the CWCki most commonly uses this name when discussing Chris-Chan.<br /> <br /> In any case, Chris is legally registered as female and has taken hormones to transition, but has not undergone gender reassignment surgery, and most likely never will due to a handful of factors (including socioeconomic status and criminal history).}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.|An anonymous [[University of Virginia]] student making an observation about Chris.&lt;ref&gt;<br /> [https://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html &quot;glass house&quot;], a post from LiveJournal user thereisbeautyin.&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]<br /> [[File:Chris BronyCon18 with Sonichu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris in [[July 2018]], posing with a fan cosplaying as Sonichu at [[BronyCon]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified [[Transgender|transwoman]] with delusional tendencies who has been allowed – by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] – to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Even into his forties, Chris remains so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to societal norms. He has regularly demonstrated trouble displaying acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the law|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute]] [[Dimensional Merge|to]] [[Twitter|society]] in any meaningful way. Although the public school system forced Chris to face [[reality]], graduation has allowed him to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities, opting instead to stick to the comfort of living at home and subsisting off of taxpayer dollars. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris hasn't held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]] [[Wendy's|since 2001]] (commissions and multi-level marketing aside), and he hasn't been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. It is likely Chris will never get a job again thanks to Patreon, the tugboat, the &lt;s&gt;begging&lt;/s&gt; generous donations, and the fact he has flat out said his autism prevents him from getting a job (in spite of there being many social services available to help people with disabilities find work). Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Perspective on Chris's social life]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris is completely obsessed with his OC and the associated comic, to the point that he has hand-crafted several [[medallions]] in Sonichu's shape. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation; the medallion disappeared for a time, but returned in [[September 2010]]. At the same time, he was completely convinced that everyone wants to learn about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making ''Sonichu'' games is that they're either tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working for them. For a while, Chris had operated an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for $30 apiece. After the eBay shop became a mild success, he moved to Etsy, but his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC Cycle.png|thumb|right|A useful tool for predicting Christory.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|left|An approximate graph which correlates knowledge about Chris to sympathy towards him.]]<br /> <br /> Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stared at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's words do not always align with his actions; throughout his early Internet history, he appeared to be deeply insecure about his gender and sexuality. Even prior to his gender transition, he has [[Semen#Recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|worn a bra]], and only reined in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly crossdress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproved. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgments on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]&lt;/ref&gt; His homophobia did not extend to lesbians, whom he is aroused by. Over time, Chris dropped his homophobic tendencies, [[Apology for past homophobic comments and homophobia.|apologized in 2015]] and supports what he calls the [[SLGBTQ]] spectrum. In [[2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into identifying as bisexual, although it's likely that this just as much a matter of Chris coming to terms with his own sexuality as it was the result of manipulation.<br /> <br /> His adult life has been largely defined by his goals of developing ''Sonichu'' into a hit media franchise to find financial success (or at least get his [[debt]]s under control), his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl&quot; to make into a &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]],&quot; and, beginning from 2011, his gender identity as a [[tomgirl]] and later a lesbian transwoman. Later, Chris developed a [[Messiah complex]], believing himself to be [[Chris and religion|a reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] that is destined to facilitate a [[Dimensional Merge]] between fiction and reality.<br /> <br /> In short, Chris's story is one that seems fated to [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|not have a happy ending]], with his life perhaps serving as a cautionary tale in the age of the Internet. A tale of [[Borb|bad parenting]], [[Chris and socialization|social isolation]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|gullibility]], [[Chris and his ego|narcissism]], [[Chris and work|laziness]], [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]], [[Chris and sex|sexual deviancy]], and most importantly, a tale of the world witnessing in real-time the slow, painful degradation of another human being.<br /> <br /> ==Aliases==<br /> {{quote|Call me by the real name that [[Chris and religion|God]] [[Christopher's name change|and the bear]] [[Chris and English|has given me]] throughout my whole life. The current full name of Christian Weston Chandler, my first name being Christopher and my Spanish nickname being Ricardo. But in the end, just call me the full name, Christian Weston Chandler.|[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Chris making demands of]] [[Liquid Chris|his impostor]], years before legally changing his name to &quot;Christine.&quot;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|left|Chris's self-portrait, complete with [[The Classic]] and [[Medallions#Sonichu Medallion|the Sonichu Medallion]], circa 2007. {{w|Ozymandias|&quot;Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!&quot;}}]]<br /> [[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|right|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's hand-drawn representation of himself.]]]]<br /> <br /> Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to &quot;Christian&quot; at the behest of the &quot;[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]&quot; that misheard his name, which he interpreted as a sign from God. During the mid-2000s, Chris adopted the nickname &quot;Chris-Chan,&quot; a play on his surname and the {{w|Japanese honorifics#Chan|Japanese honorific suffix ''-chan''}}, which according to Wikipedia &quot;is used for young children, close friends, babies, grandparents and sometimes female adolescents.&quot; Chris was exposed to this honorific through [[anime]] shows like ''{{w|Crayon Shin-chan}}'' and ''{{w|Super Milk Chan}}''. The name &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; is often mistakenly spelled without a hyphen as &quot;Chris Chan,&quot; as if Chris had named himself after {{w|Jackie Chan}}. [[Autism|Unusually]], before his gender transition Chris would often refer to himself by his full name, or if he was feeling especially formal as &quot;Christopher Christian Weston Chandler.&quot; He is [[Chris and his ego|unusually proud]] of his initials &quot;CWC,&quot; and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word &quot;quick.&quot; Examples include [[CWCville]], [[A CWC Audition]] and [[CWC Dare]].<br /> <br /> Shortly after declaring himself a [[transgender]] lesbian, Chris started introducing himself as &quot;Christine.&quot; In May 2016, he successfully filed for another name change to &quot;Christine Weston Chandler.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - 2016 Name Change from Christian to Christine (Chris, CL16000067-00).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt; He now signs his name with &quot;heart i's.&quot; Legal documents refer to him as Christine Chandler,&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Trespass case 2018.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; except for civil cases, in which he hadn't updated his name change information with plaintiffs.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Court Record - 2019 Midland Funding Debt Case, Garnishment (Chris, GV18000451-01).png]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[CWCki|This wiki]], however, refers to him as Chris for consistency.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Chris first identified by the name Christine in late 2014 before getting a legal name-change in 2016.]]<br /> <br /> Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was &quot;Ricardo,&quot; and long after then he would still translate his own name to &quot;Ricardo Weston Chandler&quot; when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't replace your own name with something completely different when speaking in another language. At times he would go so far as to announce himself as &quot;Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler,&quot; or variants thereof, to identify himself precisely. In recent times, Chris has forgone stating his middle name, former names, and Spanish nickname in videos; now he usually leads with just &quot;Christine Chandler.&quot; (Chris has never come up with a feminine counterpart to his &quot;Ricardo&quot; nickname, or any other Spanish-sounding replacement.)<br /> <br /> Occasionally, Chris would use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]. As Chris grew even more unhinged in 2017 and fell under the [[Idea Guys]]' sway in 2018, he would conflate himself even further with his fantastic inventions to the point where he unofficially added &quot;Sonichu&quot; to the end of his name (although this is not recognized as a legal name change, unlike &quot;Christian&quot; or &quot;Christine&quot; in previous years), to account for his later belief that he is actually half-Sonichu in real life following several rounds of brainwashing. Other modern names for himself include [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[Night Star]], his self-inserts for the ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' and ''[[My Little Pony]]'' franchises respectively. In contexts when he wants to be especially grandiose, he might append his various fictional alter egos to his name, much as he would list his former names in the past.<br /> <br /> Only a few of the names commonly used to refer to Chris were not invented by Chris himself. One of the most notable ones is &quot;Chrissy,&quot; popularized by [[YouTube#Fan archives and leaks|Arjen Van Dierten]] oddly enough, trying to mockingly feminize Chris's name seemed to predict his eventual interest in crossdressing and later interest in becoming transgender. [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], which was derived from Chris's IBAChandler [[YouTube]] account, was popularized by [[Liquid Chris]], [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|much to Chris's angst]]. Less notably, there is also &quot;Solid Chris,&quot; used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of [[Metal Gear|a certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as &quot;Satan's Agent on Earth.&quot; Users of [[Kiwi Farms]] have coined the term &quot;Classic Chris&quot; to refer to Chris before Bob's death and/or before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], with &quot;Modern Chris&quot; being used to describe his more recent antics.<br /> <br /> ==Foundational Era==<br /> ===Childhood and Adolescence===<br /> {{quote|The most important parting words I can leave you with – well, are to always remember this. You show people where your [[Kick the Autistic|weak points]] are located, then [[Trolls|they]] will know how to [[Chris and anger|push your button]]. If you never show them, they will never know.|[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] giving Chris valuable advice that he, unfortunately, did not follow.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Lapse.gif|left]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan... in a {{w|Pogs|pog}} form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]<br /> <br /> Christopher Weston Chandler was born on 24 February 1982 at {{w|Martha Jefferson Hospital}} in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]].&lt;ref name=&quot;WikiProfile&quot;&gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]&lt;/ref&gt; His parents, [[Borb|Robert and Barbara]], worked as an engineer at Western Electric (later General Electric) and an office worker at Virginia Power, respectively. Although little is known about Chris's toddler years, the [[Autism papers]] revealed that his linguistic abilities were subpar, which became his first sign of [[autism]]. Despite this, Chris claims his first word, &quot;monkey,&quot; was spoken at just 6 weeks old,&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot;&gt;[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; and he remains proud of this feat into adulthood, regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true – the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.<br /> <br /> An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; allegedly locked him in a toy room at an early age after turning all the lights off, an event he described as being immensely traumatic for him.&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; (Chris apparently missed the irony of the fact that he regularly locked himself in a room, surrounded by toys, for much of his adult life.) He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism (which is wishful thinking on Chris's part, considering that autism is a genetic condition that isn't triggered by external trauma). Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy, where he met his first male friend [[Joshua Martinez]]. He was diagnosed with high-functioning autism, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.&lt;ref&gt;[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]&lt;/ref&gt; However, Chris was able to meet these cognitive milestones in time.<br /> <br /> During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], one of his first friends. In one of the anecdotes that he's written about her (which are few and far between), Chris indicated that Sarah once convinced him that {{w|Casper the Friendly Ghost}} lived in the crawlspace under her house. When he crawled in there to look, she locked him in&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]&lt;/ref&gt; in a stunning display of their friendship, beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a pretty girl – if a [[JERKS|guy]] or an [[Mary Lee Walsh|ugly girl]] did that to him, Chris would [[Death threats|swear vengeance]]).<br /> <br /> Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty, who recorded his screams,&lt;ref&gt;[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. Chris later proclaimed that the abuse from the staff was the most traumatic experience of his life. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a &quot;special school,&quot; which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was homeschooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. While being homeschooled, the animatronic bear [[Leonard Bearstein]] misheard Christopher's first name and called him &quot;Christian,&quot; which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].&lt;ref name=&quot;Wikipedia early&quot; /&gt; He described his time there as pleasant, although he was often bullied by his classmates. His teacher, [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]], helped him to develop social skills and cope with bullying, and Chris later called her the most influential person in his life.<br /> <br /> At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to the general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys and video games at the expense of more mature pursuits. It has also led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.<br /> Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.<br /> Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].<br /> Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous &quot;deer in headlights&quot; [[Creepy stare|stare]].<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |More of young Christian<br /> |&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:0005-ChristopherWBigShirt.jpg<br /> Image:0006-Christopher6-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0007-Christopher12-1986.jpg<br /> Image:0010-ChristopherChristmas1.jpg<br /> Image:0013-ChristopherWFivel.jpg<br /> Image:0015-ChristopherWPillow.jpg<br /> Image:0016-ChristopherByTV.jpg<br /> Image:0017-Christopher'sFavoriteChair.jpg<br /> Image:0018-ChristopherWRootBeer1.jpg<br /> Image:0019-ChristopherWRootBeer2.jpg<br /> Image:0020-ChristopherWCar1.jpg<br /> Image:0021-ChristopherWCar2.jpg<br /> Image:0022-ChristopherWithWhat1.jpg<br /> Image:0023-ChristopherWithWhat2.jpg<br /> Image:0024-ChristopherTurns5.jpg<br /> Image:0030-ChristopherWSunglasses.jpg<br /> Image:0031-1-Chris on Pony.jpg<br /> Image:0035-ChritopherArmPaint.jpg<br /> Image:0044-YoungChristopher1.jpg<br /> Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg<br /> Image:0048-1-Sad Chris.jpg<br /> Image:0048-ChristopherSept1991.jpg<br /> Image:0049-ChristopherFacePaint.jpg<br /> Image:0059-ChristopherWBat.jpg<br /> Image:0072-Chrisian&amp;Santa.jpg<br /> Image:0076-ChristianWTrain.jpg<br /> Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg<br /> Image:0087-Christmas95-2.jpg<br /> Image:0088-Christmas95-3.jpg<br /> Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> [[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|Christian Weston Chandler, the basketball team's water boy. [[Semen|Don't drink anything from one of Chris's cups.]]]]<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his &quot;[[gal pal]]s&quot; and &quot;[[Joseph Herring|friend]]&quot; at school (though as it turned out, many of these gal-pals were arranged friendships). It was at this time that he first put his &quot;creative talents&quot; to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu, the latter of which was created for a class project simply because he couldn't use [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted characters]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20161008083333/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]&lt;/ref&gt; (The irony that Chris's own solution to that problem was to merge two copyrighted characters into a new character is somehow still lost on him, even to this day.) After inventing his ''magnum opus'' with the character of Sonichu, Chris began to incorporate his [[OCs|original character]] into everything that he could, although his passion for his character wouldn't truly surface until college.<br /> <br /> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[Amnyfest Ring]]. Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris became despondent and stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it &quot;so hard&quot; despite his autism, ignoring the likelihood that the artistic achievements of his peers were simply better. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult, a phase of his life that his parents had not properly prepared him for.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; Evidently, this fear was unfounded.<br /> <br /> Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any other aspect of his life, and has unfortunately even regressed in several key areas as he has gotten older. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him. [[Chris and nostalgia|Chris still pines for &quot;better days&quot;]] in spite of his current belief system hypothetically leaving him in a better place than he ever was in high school. As you might imagine, this is precisely because things didn't get much better for Chris after finishing school.<br /> <br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> {{collapsible<br /> |Chris's award-winning artwork<br /> |&lt;gallery perrow=&quot;5&quot;&gt;<br /> <br /> Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.<br /> Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.<br /> Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.<br /> Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.<br /> Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...<br /> Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his &quot;leather face.&quot; Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.<br /> Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight – look at it and you'll want to vomit.<br /> Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would-be thieves.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;}}<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Adult Chronicles===<br /> {{Quote|You should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am &quot;Christopher&quot; Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.|Excerpts from [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], recorded shortly before his discovery by the Internet.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]<br /> <br /> Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.&lt;ref&gt;[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the &quot;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]&quot; and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.<br /> <br /> Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read &quot;I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion.&quot; Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]]. <br /> <br /> [[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]<br /> <br /> After college and completing his education, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]]. He would not make any serious attempts to seek out a career from graduation onward, in spite of attaining a degree that could probably net him a decent-paying (and relatively undemanding) career that would likely grant him more opportunities than sitting at home playing video games ever could.<br /> <br /> In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The two quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her (a habit that got so bad that [[Megan emails, 2005-2006#Megan sends Chris some more mixed signals|Megan later equated it to sexual harassment]]).<br /> <br /> In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.<br /> <br /> It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue, the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures. Little would Chris know, however, that his life was about to permanently change as a result of writing and drawing his magnum opus.<br /> <br /> ==Classic Era==<br /> {{main|2007|2008|2009|2010}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|You've wasted your life. You've wasted your life and you think you're good enough to date anyone, including me? I mean, you're frickin' weak-willed, you're not even good enough for society. You- I don't think you're ever gonna get anything, you can't fight for what you want... I'm gonna be happy and I'm gonna live my life and you know what, you're gonna be doing the same thing in five years. If you're not dead.|[[Kacey]], accurately predicting how stagnant Chris's life would be after [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|breaking up with him]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]]. He was duped into wearing his mom's underwear by [[Blanca Weiss]].]]<br /> [[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]<br /> <br /> Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author. He was also discovered on 26 October 2007 by the website SomethingAwful, when a user derailed an unrelated conversation and wrote their personal account of Chris. A thread on Chris and Sonichu was created the next day.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20071107074539/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671&amp;userid=0&amp;perpage=40&amp;pagenumber=1&lt;/ref&gt; Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in November 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then, and shockingly enough, Chris himself shoulders some of the blame for why that is.<br /> <br /> Upon learning of the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time, giving the trolls justification to continue their war against Chris in the process. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.<br /> <br /> [[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]<br /> [[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]], making [[April 16 Fetish Vids|fetish videos]] for [[Ivy]].]]<br /> <br /> In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] rallied to force ED to remove the &quot;Chris-Chan&quot; article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], ironically guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would, in turn, encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses [[Honest Content|where he would reveal more information about himself]].<br /> <br /> The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of lulz. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general, opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.<br /> <br /> By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals, and that any and all trolls were a vocal minority on his way to fame and fortune. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as &quot;[[saga]]s&quot; such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the ''[[Asperchu]]'' Saga. All the while, the editors and administrators working at Encyclopedia Dramatica and the CWCki maintained a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris could not get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.<br /> <br /> Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: that his Internet presence and the toxic cycle of exposing something about himself, getting exploited or otherwise made fun of by trolls, and reacting poorly to said trolling was having a detrimental effect upon his mental health and social life, with every new video that he created exacerbating the problem. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s. For a time, it looked like Chris was learning from his experiences and was making an effort to improve his own lot in life.<br /> <br /> In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. It initially appeared that Chris was making a positive lifestyle change, but alas, it was quickly discovered that his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he announced retirement from social media. Instead of investing his time into more productive activities or improving on his social skills, Chris spent much more time playing video games and otherwise doing what he had been doing when he did engage with trolls. In a predictable fashion, he ultimately forgot anything that he might have learned from his experiences of [[Kick the Autistic|being one of the Internet's biggest punching bags]], and he subsequently returned to making new videos starting on [[August 2011]]... Albeit with a pretty big change in how he presented himself online.<br /> <br /> ==Crossdresser Era==<br /> {{main|2011|2012|2013|2014}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I Seriously Have Been [[Chris and English|PUBLICALY]] INVISIBLE for YEARS! The DAMN Trolling-Stupids have manipulated me; smeared my once good name through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids; mentally and emotionally raped me continuously; made the worst imaginable reputation of me on the Internet, AND relayed THAT into OFFLINE LIFE in gossip, rumors, and presidentially grand Fucked-Up Campaigns!!!|[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Damn Michael Snyder|Chris vents on Facebook]] after years of trolling take their toll.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2011]] in one of the first [[Tomgirl Pictures]]. This photo was also taken near the time of his father's death.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2012]].]]<br /> <br /> Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris's life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of crossdressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full-blown crossdresser (or &quot;[[tomgirl]],&quot; as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seemed to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia, transphobia, and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and became more extreme in late 2014 and the years that followed. As mentioned previously, Chris would slowly but surely walk back his anti-LGBT stances.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2013]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 80s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health and declining mentality are considered.<br /> <br /> After Bob's death, Chris generally ceased interacting with trolls, seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to. Instead, Chris lapsed into a deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of the family tragedy, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the [[Chris and anger|bellicose]], [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric man-child that the world had come to know and love. For many, it became apparent that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] were over, and several moved on. The Golden Age of Chris-Chan was over.<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2015]], cosplaying as [[Vinyl Scratch]], AKA [[My Little Pony|DJ-PON3]].]]<br /> <br /> Nonetheless, the surviving Chandlers still managed to be drama magnets in their own neighborhood. In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. (Chris had presumed that the store's new management meant that Snyder may no longer work there, thus giving Chris a chance to potentially revisit his old haunt. When this proved to not be the case, the both Chandlers hit Snyder with a car.) The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still faced felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer. Much of the money that Bob left behind was used to pay for legal expenses.<br /> <br /> While awaiting trial, Chris was worried that he may die a virgin if he were to go to prison, and so looked for ways to have at least one sexual encounter before a worst-case scenario could come to pass. [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true... [[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. Chris reneged on the &quot;true love&quot; part of his [[Love Quest]] and skipped straight to the point, which seemed to satisfy him in the short run but otherwise wasn't a life-changing experience for him. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the law|the law]] and spent less time online than usual.<br /> <br /> [[2013]] saw Chris's online presence more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he had left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Walmart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the &quot;stress&quot; taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being &quot;lonely.&quot; Even the &quot;gal-pals&quot; Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him – he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered his antics, were just as revolted by them as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.<br /> <br /> The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior. <br /> <br /> At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when an extension cord leading from the bathroom to a coffee maker in the hallway – which was placed in such a location due to the nature of Barb's compulsive hoarding habits, and had become frayed due to the constant closing of the door – sparked and [[2014 house fire|set the house on fire]].&lt;ref&gt;[[BraveryJerk Interviews]]&lt;/ref&gt; While no human was seriously harmed, one of the [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Some of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Bob's huge record collection.<br /> <br /> Chris and his mother ran into [[Chris and money|acute]] [[Debt|financial]] [[Financhu Crisis|difficulties]] as a result of the house fire on top of their existing income issues, and Chris had spent most of the year alternating between begging for money and taking commissions to make more of his artwork on Facebook, and selling autographed photos of himself on eBay ([[Trolls|with it being pretty clear who most of his patrons were]]). Despite the severity of the Chandler family's financial issues, Chris chose to blow literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]] instead of working to resolve his debts. Naturally, his &quot;art&quot; and photographs are only really of any value to [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]], who purchased these items as a means to keep a roof over Chris's head.<br /> <br /> In July, Chris was catfished once more by a new sweetheart named [[Catherine]] after meeting her through [[OKCupid]]. She met up with him in Ruckersville and surreptitiously recorded his conversations. The relationship lasted through the end of the year, and through this process, it was learned that Chris [[Un-clit|pierced his taint]], with other media tied to Chris's life leaking as Catherine and cooperating trolls uncovered more details about his then-current life and mindset.<br /> <br /> [[Transgender|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own [[duck|genitalia]], in addition to his pre-existing hatred of pickles in general. Chris also took up attending LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingled with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before Chris would make a more serious commitment to his lifestyle change when he officially began to transition.<br /> <br /> ==Transgender Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2014|2015|2016|2017}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|The future shock... Me? Actually a woman? It is a lot to process. But as I recall my past, I remember in high school, my habits and nature were recognized as most feminine. And in comparing it to my experiences with the masculine, I find I actually don't like such brutish things. And looking deep in my heart and soul, [[Chris and gender|I actually find I feel more woman than the male I was born as.]] And the more I open myself to that [[Chris and English|plausible]]... I truly feel more at peace with myself. [[Chris and his ego|I love me.]] '''[[The Incredible Lioness|I am woman! Roar!]]'''|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris's fictionalized counterpart]] explaining his philosophy before becoming [[transgender]] in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris in [[2016]].]]<br /> <br /> In early December 2014, Chris informed those closest to him to start referring him with female pronouns, indicating his desire to go from being a crossdresser to becoming transgender. This era started with a bang when, in December, Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. On top of this, Chris subsequently caused another ruckus at Walmart, just in case you started feeling bad for him after being duped by yet another fake girlfriend. Chris ultimately spent a night in the slammer, and following a lengthy legal process, got off with a $541 fine and a six-month suspended sentence.<br /> <br /> More generally, 2015 saw Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon hedgehog]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He indicated in several Facebook posts that he was still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; for some time, he yo-yoed between wanting to remain a crossdresser and wanting to transition into womanhood.<br /> <br /> Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016:<br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |Original <br /> |Sequel<br /> |-<br /> |[[Recycling]]<br /> |[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]<br /> |[[Lesbian Sex Audition]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Carlos Chantor]]<br /> |[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br /> |-<br /> |[[Un-clit]]<br /> |[[Self-inflicted taint wound]]<br /> |}<br /> <br /> [[File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2017, donning his [[unicorn cosplay]] at [[Cville Pride]].]]<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards of things that they could sell were clearly visible behind them. The [[Business]] saga was suspended when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being &quot;[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove.&quot;<br /> <br /> His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]]. He also made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.<br /> <br /> [[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|thumb|left|Chris with the Teen Troon Squad in [[2018]].]]<br /> <br /> In [[2017]], the Financhu Crisis continued to stress the Chandlers. Chris offered pieces of his late father's stamp collection, the [[Sonic Totem]] and [[The Classic]] for sale in order to afford more toys, a [[$400 gold necklace]] for Barb, and the extremely costly expenses for his [[Stamps#Raffle|raffle prizes]]. He and Barb also continued begging. One of his friends from [[The End Games]] Pokémon Club grew concerned and gave him solid advice on how to apply for work through Virginia's DARS program – and in true Chris fashion, instead of following it, he went on an angry tirade. Later in the year, he was sued for failure to pay a debt to Mariner Finance.<br /> <br /> Chris rediscovered Twitter in March. His frequent tweets to voice actresses lead to the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie]] saga – in which he was chastised for calling her [[darling]], but doubled down on it and was subsequently blocked by her – and getting blocked by ''My Little Pony'' voice actress [[Tabitha St. Germain]] due to her getting constantly tagged by Chris and the [[weens]] orbiting him. He created sockpuppet accounts [[NightStar2891]] to plead his case and [[TwiSparLicious]] to ban-evade, which failed.<br /> <br /> He briefly joined the [[Kiwi Farms]] forum under the name LegendaryChristorian and held a Q&amp;A session.<br /> <br /> A high point for his social life was attending [[BronyCon]], at which he enjoyed attention from [[fans]]. He also attended LGBT events such as [[UVA Remembers Pulse]] (where he was interviewed on TV), [[Cville Pride]] (where he was photographed by news in crowd shots), and [[Love is Love]].<br /> <br /> Chris resumed the [[Business]] saga halfway through the year by going back to work on the [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] comic he had abandoned in 2015, by placing pages behind [[Patreon]]. He also again offered books for sale, self-published by [[Lulu]], was paid to be interviewed by [[Merryweathery]] and [[CopperCab]], and joined [[Redbubble]]. After eight years, he finally completed #11, and moved onto #12, which he completed after a few months. He began work on [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] and [[Sonichu 15|''Sonichu'' #15]], but got distracted. His Patreon efforts also began to languish around October, when patrons complained that he hadn't been sending out books.<br /> <br /> Another sweetheart saga took place in the fall. [[Jessica Quinn]], a long-time white knight, suddenly turned troll by pretending she had fallen in love with him. She broke up with him twice, the first time he cried on camera for her to take him back, and the final time, [[CLog 10042017 - Q&amp;A NO MORE|he raged on video against the trolls he thought were to blame]]. He recovered quickly after drowning his sorrows at an ice cream shop.<br /> <br /> ==Goddess Era==<br /> <br /> {{main|2017|2018|2019|2020|2021}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], have tried and kept on and continuing on until that day in the new [[COVID-19|Pandemic-Free]] version of this, the Omega Timeline – 'cause I'm going back in time with this body, after I get back to [[Dimensions#C-197|C-197]] – finally return this body to mama in the new timeline at [[BABSCon]]. I tell you all, as overpowered a soul I am – in my own body that I was used to and accustomed with and everything – I, Sonichu, am unable to do Mama's job as good as only she, our OG Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, of [[Dimensions#1218|Earths 1218]] and C-197, can do. [[Chris and work|This work]], [[Obesity|her body]], [[Chris and mental healthcare|her brain]], [[Chris and reality|her Goddess-level overpowers and abilities]]; [[PsychicPowers|they're all literally tailored and custom-made only for her]]... [[Messiah complex|All praise, prayers, and power to our Goddess of 1218 and C-197: Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu!]]|Chris, [[Spirit possession|pretending to be Sonichu]], [[Goochland Library Sermon|completely going off of the deep end]] while talking about the [[Dimensional Merge]].}}<br /> <br /> [[File:CWC 11 February 2019.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in 2019 with [[Lego|a custom LEGO minifigure]] representing his [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|godsona]], [[CPU Blue Heart]].]]<br /> <br /> After [[Heart level|having his heart shattered]] yet again, Chris began to be influenced by another troll, the [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], who role-played as his [[imaginary friends]] and convinced him that he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension, which Chris accepted out of having his fantasy world validated; along the way, another Idea Guy joined with the first. Together, they used their influence over Chris's beliefs to [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwash Chris into believing several things about himself]], such as the idea that he was [[bisexual]] and half-Sonichu, which ultimately culminated in Chris developing a [[Messiah complex]] derived from [[Dimensions|his own delusions about the nature of reality]] and the lore of ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.<br /> <br /> [[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2020, moments before [[Goochland Library Sermon|giving a sermon]] of the allegedly imminent [[Dimensional Merge]].]]<br /> <br /> When it was learned that the Idea Guys were extorting Chris, who was already facing financial difficulties, [[The Captain]] and [[Marvin]] intervened, forcing the Idea Guys out from Chris's life over the course of the subsequent months, however Chris retained much of the Idea Guys' brainwashing. The Captain, Marvin, and [[Null]] – a group called the [[Guard Dogs]] by onlookers from Kiwi Farms – attempted to protect Chris from further bad actors by screening his messages, however, the [[Teen Troon Squad]] managed to evade them by meeting with Chris in person. The Guard Dogs alleged them to have role-played as Chris's imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] and Chris's retreated more into his fantasy world while under their enabling influence, although they stopped contacting Chris when they saw what happened to the Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> Chris repeatedly denounced the Idea Guys for financially exploiting him, but the damage was done to his psyche: Chris bought into the fantasy that he was a goddess as a new coping mechanism, and his already-shaky grasp on reality hit rock bottom. Chris's new beliefs led him to seek a hippie makeover befitting of his supposed [[PsychicPowers|psychic prowess]], and he retreated further into his fantasies, generally refusing to engage with people who wouldn't entertain them. Chris eventually turned on Null, thanks to the influence of other trolls – chief among them, [[Jacob Sockness]], who sought to sexually exploit Chris. The Guard Dogs realized that there was nothing that they could do for a Chris who refused to listen, and disbanded, but a new group, known as the [[Watchmen]] (who [[Enablers|enabled some of Chris's fantasies]] out of pragmatism), sought to keep Chris from further embarrassing or endangering himself, successfully getting him away from Sockness before he could do any harm to Chris.<br /> <br /> Throughout all of this, Chris's belief in the Dimensional Merge has not wavered. When it didn't arrive on the prophesied date of {{w|Jonestown|November 18, 2018}}, Chris did what all doomsday cultists and religious fundamentalists do whenever the apocalypse doesn't happen: he pushed it back again and again. Not helping matters was the advent of [[COVID-19]], which Chris saw as a sign of the Dimensional Merge's progress alongside all the other insane crap that happened in the year 2020. For Chris, things really took a turn for the worse when [[BABSCon]] got canceled, and he began an elaborate coping scheme to [[Spirit possession|live-action roleplay as Sonichu]] until he could attend ''[[My Little Pony]]'' conventions again. Chris spent nearly eleven months pretending to be his [[OCs|original character]], with very few interruptions, before eventually reverting to being himself again on 25 February 2021, [[KwaiiSandbag calls|thanks to the intervention of an enabler]], to personally oppose news about the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5 reboot.<br /> <br /> During this time, Chris's appearance visibly aged significantly, with his hair turning grey. He's also seemingly lost a bit of weight, not due to improving his diet and leading a less sedentary lifestyle, but due to a decline in muscular mass. This is likely a result of the effects of the hormones that he has applied to treat his gender dysphoria, alongside his declining physical health due to his various poor life decisions. In addition to his existing health problems, he's also [[Chris and drugs|taken up drinking to excess and even smoking weed on occasion]], which both do his so-called &quot;overpowered&quot; goddess body absolutely no favors. Compared to [[Megan Schroeder]], who is four years younger than he is and currently looks pretty close to how she did in photographs with Chris about thirteen years ago, Chris now looks like he could pass for her aunt or uncle. Chris also continued to be influenced by enablers such as [[Larry Vaughn]], [[KwaiiSandbag]], and [[Praetor]], the last of which is a group that seeks to exploit his infamy for sales revenue. The [[Watchmen]], an enabler/white knight group, splintered following internal conflict among its members.&lt;ref&gt;[[The Lainchu Manifesto]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Downfall Era==<br /> {{main|2021|2022|2023|Affair with Mother|Jail Saga}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|So there you go, chat: the [[Dimensional Merge]] is happening right fucking now! Chris, our boy Chris, bravo! Bravo, brave young man! I guess you could say, uh, that [[Chris and sex#Incest|he really, really came into his own]]. And in case it's not already fucking obvious, [[Jail Saga|Chris is going to jail]]. So we'll see how that works out. Best of luck Chris! [[It's UGH!|Don't drop the soap]], buddy. The world you lived in was just a fantasyland, but [[Chris and reality|reality]]... Reality is [[Affair with Mother|a motherfucker]].|A deepfake of Mister Metokur, made prior to Chris spending two years behind bars and dealing with the legal system.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeC2T4Be8k&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|right|400px|[[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest at a motel]], filmed by fellow lolcow [[Ethan Ralph|Ethan &quot;The Gunt&quot; Ralph]].]]<br /> <br /> [[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in 2021 after being arrested, [[Naïve|naïvely]] anticipating a short stay in the slammer. {{w|Psycho (1960 film)|&quot;Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly!&quot;}}]]<br /> <br /> After nearly a decade of a slow downward spiral in nearly all aspects of Chris's life following Bob's death, his future did not look particularly bright. By 2021, Chris had largely reduced his online activities to posting long [[Twitter]] threads of faux-philosophical ramblings reflecting his New Age Retro Hippie mindset, which bordered on being incomprehensible or [[Enablers|esoteric]]. At the same time, the Chandler family's debt steadily rose, largely due to Barb and her son's poor spending habits. For a while it was speculated that, in the extremely likely event that Chris outlived Barb, the situation would get worse for Chris with nobody to ground him in reality, along with the increased possibility that he could become homeless if he were to be evicted. Not to mention that Chris was virtually unemployable in any career after years of having every detail about his past leak out to the Internet, and he hadn't made a real effort to get a job since his attempt to win [[Kacey]]'s heart, after his short-lived stints working at [[Wendy's|fast food joints]] or in [[Cutco|multi-level marketing]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2022]], after being returned to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is what nine months behind bars does to [[Chris and sex#Incest|a motherfucker]].]]<br /> <br /> However, there was fleetingly a period in which there was a greater degree of hope for Chris. Chris successfully reconciled with [[Null]], who eventually helped organize a trip for Chris so that he could attend [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention, on the condition that [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|Chris would complete commission work in exchange for his donations]]. Null believed this was a worthy effort to see if he could sustain himself as an adult through self-employment, particularly ahead of Barb's death. Chris actually kept up with these obligations, doing a considerable amount of work compared to previous months of less output, while appearing to get a good degree of satisfaction out of his work, on top of making it a semi-stable career out of it. All seemed relatively normal for Chris as far as the post-Idea Guys status quo went, and some fans anticipated the possibility that Chris, now upset about MLP G5, would do something amusing at the convention as he prepared for the trip, just like old times. Chris also informed Null, [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], several members of [[The Knights of CWC]], and [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] that he was having a romantic relationship with an older woman, giving all of them various hints to her identity.<br /> <br /> What happened next turned everything completely on its head. Chris would not, in fact, be going to Everfree Northwest. He would not be going to any future convention, for that matter, as the point of no return was finally passed after years of online infamy.<br /> <br /> [[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|thumb|right|400px|[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|Chris spent time in protected custody during his jail stay.]] (Unlike this depiction, Barb obviously did not visit Chris due to the restraining order.)]]<br /> <br /> On the night of 27 July 2021, Chris initiated a video call with Bella. He bragged to her about [[Affair with Mother|sexual acts that he committed with his own mother]] – a felony – over the course of several weeks. Bella partially [[Incest Call|recorded the call]] when Chris began speaking of those actions. He also [[Incest Texts|texted her with more details]]. Bella shared the files with her friends, and those circulated and were publicly leaked on 30 July.<br /> <br /> While trolls joked about Chris potentially committing incest before, few actually believed that he was capable of acting on those impulses and taking advantage of an elderly (and possibly senile) woman. Once these details got out, nothing would ever be the same: he and Barb were separated by the [[Jerkops|authorities]], he had to vacate his only home due to a week-long protective order, he was very quickly banned from the convention that he'd hoped to attend, and his [[Patreon]] account – one of his few real sources of income – was taken down. Null quickly washed his hands of Chris for good, not only after learning that the audio leak was legitimate, but also when he realized that Chris effectively stole approximately $750 from Barb to [[Toys|fund his stay at a hotel]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris_mugshot_27_March_2023.png|thumb|left|150px|Chris in [[2023]], at the end of his stay in jail. Note [[Obesity|the weight loss]] compared to his first mugshot and Chris's improved mood compared to his second.]]<br /> <br /> Chris was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] on 1 [[August 2021]], an event which was live-streamed by [[Post-Merge Era|multiple orbiters]]. The incest revelation and the ensuing drama resulted in several people associated with Chris cutting ties with him – such as [[Don Lashomb]], [[The WCT]], and [[Fiona]]. Other people continue to interact with Chris such as [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], [[Caden Peck]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], and [[Eels and the Eggman]]. Chris's actions during this time trended on social media, leading less Internet-savvy netizens to either discover Chris for the first time or to rediscover him after years of fading into obscurity. The massive social media reaction to the news led to Chris's actions being covered by various news outlets – most notably, a dedicated segment on Fox News's ''Tucker Carlson Tonight'', the most popular show on the network at the time, which in turn exposed him to millions of retired, right-wing baby boomers.<br /> <br /> Chris spent the next several months in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] after being arrested by the Henrico County sheriff's department, awaiting a court hearing set for 28 [[July 2022]], following three continuances. While waiting in jail, Chris's [[Messiah complex|delusions of godhood]] spiraled out of control as he began believing himself to be {{w|Jesus|Jesus of Nazareth}} reincarnated and the [[Dimensional Merge]] to be proceeding entirely as planned. During this time, Chris kept in touch with the outside world via a multitude of [[Jail Communications]] discussing a variety of subjects, from his jail conditions to [[Chris and religion|his renewed interest in the Bible]] and [[Weening|ween]] attempts to convert him to Islam through reading the Qur'an. These letters and phone calls also revealed that Chris had been kept in protective custody for his own safety.<br /> <br /> Early into [[March 2022]], it was learned that Chris was transferred out of jail into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution. During this time, Chris was isolated from the outside world; what he was up to while there will most likely remain unknown. He returned to [[CVRJ]] on [[May 2022|3 May 2022]], with a new mugshot taken upon his arrival, showing that Chris appeared much more gaunt than before and had lost a substantial amount of weight. Unfortunately, subsequent mail correspondence indicated that his time away from jail had not caused him to face reality, as he opted to double down on his fantasies.<br /> <br /> On 28 [[July 2022]], only a day before the first anniversary of the leaking of the infamous incest call, Chris finally had his court hearing after three delays. In the process, it was determined that the case would be going before a grand jury for at least one felony incest charge. However, Chris's lawyer filed a motion for autism disorder deferred deposition. Following months of [[CWCki|excessive]] [[Kiwi Farms|online]] [[Orbiter Wave|interest]] in the case, Chris's lawyer eventually managed to convince the court to seal the case on 11 [[August 2022]], with &quot;waive right to indictment&quot; and &quot;transportation order&quot; added to his case file. The exact meaning of these legal maneuvers remains unknown.<br /> <br /> ==Second Coming Era==<br /> {{main|2023|Post-jail sightings (2023)|Second Coming}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|BEWARE ALL TOXIC [[Weening|HATERS]], [[Chris and religion#Sin|SINNERS]], AND [[Trolls#The Miscreants|DARKEST DEMONICS]], FOR I AM [[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|Jesus]] [[Transgender|Christine]] Weston Chandler [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], the [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and [[Chris and his ego|your lord and god]]. AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, [[Saga#Second Coming (8 August 2023 - Present)|THE SECOND COMING]].|From [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg|&quot;Holy Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime&quot;]], [[DeviantART#Post-jail|posted on DeviantART]] in August 2023.}}<br /> <br /> [[File:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|Free as fuck.]]<br /> <br /> The [[Jail Saga]] seemed to fit very nicely as the culmination to Chris's story before he faded into obscurity, [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|conveniently coinciding with Chris's foreshadowing that his entire timeline would be thrown in chaos]], and [[Abusive babysitter|bookending his story with a period where he had to sit alone in a dark room all day]] – this time behind a cell instead of [[Chris's room|a room full of toys]]. Surely after [[Saga|14 years of lolcow adventures]], Chris spending much of the rest of his life incarcerated was a fitting end. In the event that he got released, he would find his life absolutely ruined, with him destined to remain off the Internet forever, perhaps even homeless, until [[Chris and Death#Chris himself (1982–)|the day he dies]].<br /> <br /> Though every good story needs a sequel, right?<br /> <br /> After spending around two years in jail, the Internet was shocked when it was announced that Chris was suddenly released on 27 [[March 2023]]. VineLink initially reported that he was bonded out&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; before updating their files to say he was released by court order.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris was able to avoid another round of [[Kick the Autistic]] thanks to his lawyer [[David Heilberg]] successfully filing for a motion for an [[autism]] disorder deferred disposition, leading Chris to live up to his Teflon reputation by somehow avoiding even a sex offender charge.<br /> <br /> Chris was temporarily moved to Gateway Homes, a group home, as part of conditions imposed by the deferred disposition.&lt;ref&gt;[[Medallion Moulding Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt; Silence ensued for the entire month of [[April 2023]]. In the months after [[May 2023]], Chris started [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|getting spotted around Chesterfield County, Virginia]] doing random activities, such as shopping and playing card games. In a few sightings, Chris was seen with a new [[Medallions#Mark V|Sonichu Medallion]], waning away some hope that Chris had actually improved. Any remaining hope disappeared when Chris [[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Earthbound Trading Company|signed a receipt]] as &quot;[[Messiah complex#Jesus Reborn|J. Christ Chan Sonichu]].&quot;<br /> <br /> In [[June 2023]], [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC purchased a property in [[Big Island]], VA, and at some point, Chris moved into the house. Through out the entire month of [[August 2023]], after Chris's incest case being set to &quot;Resolved Order Pending,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 8 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris started [[Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)|rapidly becoming active in random places of the Internet]], progressively setting new milestones, and receiving a surprisingly warm [[Enablers|Enabler]]/[[White-Knighting|White-Knight]]-filled [[Twitter#Post-jail activity|welcome back]].<br /> <br /> On 23 August 2023, Chris made his [[DeviantART#Post-jail|first post-jail social media posts]] on DeviantART as he [[Mass debating|mass]]-posted unseen art made during his period of inactivity, new work on [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], and custom [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]] cards.<br /> <br /> Just two days later, Chris's incest case was entirely dismissed, officially making Chris a free man.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; While some people were upset that Chris had [[28 October 2011|once]] [[26 December 2014|again]] gotten off with a mere slap on the wrist while also feeling cheated by the justice system, many would watch with anticipation what Chris would do next. He was later spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]], with it being unclear if Barb was present at the time of his visit. The house was [[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)|seen empty]] a few days later.<br /> <br /> By 16 October 2023, Chris would make his full return to the Internet by uploading a bizarre video of himself singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen with clips of Chris dancing overlaid on top of the video throughout. It is likely that Praetor was behind the editing of the video. The next day, Chris would upload another video “Setting the record straight,” giving his side of the story in which he denied ever having sex with Barb, faked the story to troll Isabella Loretta Janke, incorrectly claimed the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury), rambled on about his newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and revealed the identity of the mysterious woman he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]]. <br /> <br /> In the following weeks, Chris would livestream himself playing games while weens would send him donations and text messages with old outdated memes, in order to get a rise out of him. Ironically, this has allowed Chris to earn upwards of $600 per stream from the pockets of the very weens that mess with him. [[Honest Content|Surprisingly]], Chris has been keeping information about himself rather vague when answering questions in his Q&amp;A livestreams. In [[January 2024]], Chris was able to attend his first [[Animate! Raleigh|convention]] since his release from jail, though he was escorted out by security on the second day, presumably after his infamous reputation caught up to him.<br /> <br /> As of right now, Chris remains [[Obesity|at large]], but is mostly keeping to himself as outsiders continue peering into his strange life.<br /> <br /> ==Featured Fan Videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC ~ A Sad Story<br /> | ytid = DxAhBoYfWy4<br /> | Stardate = 20 November 2009<br /> | Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = Chris Chan ~ Ruler of Everything<br /> | ytid = Wul6LgL8FvI<br /> | Stardate = 4 March 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIbrqVkPdL_5qrgjwHYytQg First Son]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = I Miss The Old Chris Chan<br /> | ytid = -_PDWyNlqvw<br /> | Stardate = 16 August 2021<br /> | Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/@kanyewestreal Fdawg9097]<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] – Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.<br /> * [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] – Chris's furry alter ego.<br /> * [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].<br /> * [[User:Christianchandler]] – Chris's own CWCki account<br /> <br /> {{CWCipedia}}<br /> {{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the {{w|Internet Movie Database}}<br /> <br /> {{Newbie}}<br /> {{Check this out}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Timeline|nocat=true}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}} <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Christian Weston}}<br /> [[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]<br /> [[Category:Chris]]<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]<br /> [[Category:Homos]]<br /> [[Category:Autistic]]<br /> [[Category:LGBT]]</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne&diff=320075 User:Dormiebasne 2024-02-08T05:12:00Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Template:GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{Template:Discordjerkop}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> Name means &quot;Were you sleeping?&quot; in Latin.<br /> <br /> Back after about a five year absence. Interesting that I was able to recuperate my old account.<br /> <br /> MY ARTICLE(S):<br /> &lt;/br&gt;<br /> [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Dormiebasne/Chris_Incest_Charge_FAQ | Myths Surrounding Chris' Incest Charge and Court Case]</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dormiebasne&diff=320074 User talk:Dormiebasne 2024-02-08T05:08:14Z <p>Dormiebasne: removed text of sandbox article</p> <hr /> <div>Wilful can be spelt that way. That what it changed it to on my spellchecker.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 21:47, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> *Ah, I see. Well, it shows up as being incorrect on mine. It's probably an issue of differing dialects, since your spelling of &quot;spelled&quot; as &quot;spelt&quot; also gets a red line. Oh well, it's no big issue for me. [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] 21:55, 14 February 2009 (CET)</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Chris_Incest_Charge_FAQ&diff=320073 User:Dormiebasne/Chris Incest Charge FAQ 2024-02-08T05:07:22Z <p>Dormiebasne: /* FAQ RE: Chris incest Charge= */</p> <hr /> <div>=FAQ RE: Chris' Incest Charge=<br /> <br /> NOTE: The writer of this text is not a lawyer, nor is anything here meant to constitute legal advice. <br /> <br /> You probably have been sent this because you are curious about some element of Chris Chan's criminal charges of INCEST, and do not quite understand the outcome. How can someone who openly admits to something not be convicted of it in court? Well, this article exists to illustrate how this might have come to pass, as well as to disabuse you of some mistaken notions others have spread about. A brief summary response to several common statements will be given, and under them will be a more detailed answer:<br /> <br /> ===“Chris was PROVEN INNOCENT!”===<br /> TL;DR: No, he was not. Courts don't prove innocence.<br /> <br /> The US criminal justice system is meant to be centered around the presumption of innocence. The founders of this country recognized that a great imbalance exists between the individual and the State, and so deliberately hobbled the State when they pursue criminal charges against someone, imperiling their liberty. One does not “prove” their innocence, but rather the State is obligated to prove the guilt of the accused, and the standard in criminal proceedings is that this proof must be “beyond a reasonable doubt”, which is the highest standard of proof that exists in U.S. law. The idea of “proving” innocence implies that this burden is on the defendant. This is the reason that verdicts are designated as “Guilty/Not Guilty”, not “Guilty/Innocent”. Chris' charges were dismissed by the prosecution, most likely due to a lack of evidence that would allow them to meet this burden.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===“CHRIS GOT AN AUTISM DEFERRAL!”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: This is not consistent with the court records.<br /> <br /> Many variations of this claim are spread around, but the central idea is that some element of Chris' disability/gender identity allowed him to evade criminal responsibility. While Chris has in the past been treated with kid gloves by the courts due to his disability, being put on a “therapeutic docket”, for instance, consequences were still imposed when Chris' guilt was proven by the State. The records that are available to the public in regard to this Incest charge are very clear that this was a dismissal, not an instance of deferred adjudication. <br /> Deferred adjudication, generally speaking, is when an individual, usually by prior agreement of the defense and prosecution, enters a plea of Guilty or Nolo Contendere*, and then the judge holds off on making a finding of guilt while the defendant goes through a period of probation. If the defendant completes this probationary period, the case is dismissed and does not enter as a conviction. With Chris' dismissal, however, there are no probationary conditions with which Chris must comply, as the judge has not made a finding of guilt, nor is the case still pending.<br /> <br /> *Nolo Contendere, meaning “I do not wish to answer”, said in English as “No Contest”, is a type of plea wherein an individual declares that they are neither denying nor admitting to the offense. In the practical sense, this is the same as pleading Guilty to a charge, but it does have some implications for one's liability if taken to Civil court for a claim relating to the charge. <br /> <br /> ===“HOW DID HE NOT GET FOUND GUILTY?! HE ADMITTED TO IT ON TAPE!”===<br /> TL;DR: The recorded “confession” may not survive the scrutiny a defense lawyer could apply to it during a trial<br /> <br /> Generally, in a criminal court proceeding, the State goes first and presents their evidence to the jury through witnesses on the stand. In order to properly introduce the recording and give its context, they likely have to subpoena the person it came from, Bella. Even assuming Bella would comply with a subpoena, you must then consider Bella's credibility as a witness. The State would probably have trouble even in Direct Examination, asking her “How do you know Christine?”. On Cross Examination, Chris' lawyer then would be able to ask about Bella's motivations to misrepresent this recording, to alter it, or to have started it only after she had convinced Chris to make up this story as some erotic roleplay. After a few exchanges on cross examination, what once seemed like a straightforward confession may begin to look like a setup, in the eyes of the jury. Remember that the State must prove their charges against Chris beyond a reasonable doubt, and so with this alternative explanation, the attorney could erode the credibility of the State's overall narrative. They needn't convince the jury that this is the case, necessarily, only that it is equally possible that this is what was going on. <br /> This is only ONE element of Chris' case that is vulnerable to questioning by the defense. The next question frequently asked will address the other...<br /> <br /> <br /> ===“Did Barb do X in relation to Chris' case? Did they examine her physically?”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: We don't know, but it couldn't have been much. <br /> <br /> <br /> As one might assume in case this sensitive, any involvement Barbara had in Chris' prosecution by the State, be it a witness statement, plans to testify, medical examination (I.E. a “rape kit”), etc., is not public knowledge. While Chris was not charged officially with sexual assault, the prosecution of this case, much like a rape trial, would hinge strongly on the testimony of the alleged victim. Indeed, a victim's testimony can sometimes be enough to establish proof for a conviction by a jury. It is likely that Barbara was interviewed by an Adult Protective Services agency, the police, or both, but her degree of cooperation is not known. Given the dismissal, it is more likely than not that she either refused to aid in the investigation, or she was determined to be unable to properly testify. On the subject, it is important to respect Barbara's privacy; please do not seek her out to ask her, or those near her, questions regarding this very sensitive matter. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===“Chris is not at 14BLC because the Court told him to stay away”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: This is unlikely, but only after the case was dismissed.<br /> <br /> Chris DID have a restriction against contact with Barbara during the pendency of his case, and in fact got into trouble for violating an Emergency Protective Order early on during the investigation. However, whether or not Chris is under any obligation from a civil order of protection is not known. The judge in his criminal trial would not be able to continue a No Contact order upon the dismissal of the charges, as there is no longer a charge pending, nor was there a finding of guilt. While it is completely possible that there is a civil restraining order on Chris, it is more likely the decision to not move back in with Barbara was actually made of Chris' own accord. <br /> <br /> ===“Chris got off because the statutes weren't applicable to his crime”===<br /> <br /> There is much alarm about the header of the charge being “INCEST – WITH OWN CHILD”. Often, these headers are templates that cannot be changed by the clerk inputting the data, and don't bear much legal significance. Even still, others reference the language of the statute itself, referring to an older variation that contains gendered language, and contend that this somehow means the State was powerless to actually charge and convict Chris of this crime. <br /> To truly understand why this is inaccurate, one should look at the 2020 variation of the VA codes, which would have been the statute in force at the time of Chris' arrest and prosecution:<br /> § 18.2-366. Sexual intercourse by persons forbidden to marry; incest; penalties.<br /> A. Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with any person whom he is forbidden by law to marry is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor except as <br /> provided by subsection B.<br /> B. Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 <br /> felony. However, if a parent or grandparent engages in sexual intercourse with his child or grandchild, and such child or grandchild is at least 13 <br /> years of age but less than 18 years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent is guilty of a Class 3 felony.<br /> C. For the purposes of this section, parent includes stepparent, grandparent includes step-grandparent, child includes a stepchild, and grandchild <br /> includes a step-grandchild.<br /> Code 1950, § 18.1-191; 1960, c. 358; 1975, cc. 14, 15; 1981, c. 397; 1993, c. 703; 2014, c. 542; 2020, cc. 122, 900.<br /> <br /> From reviewing the language of the statute, it becomes clear that there is no “legal loophole” through which Chris could offend against his mother with impunity. The use of the pronoun “his” is purely a placeholder meant to signify a third person singular, not to specify that only persons who identify as men can be charged with incest. <br /> <br /> ===“CHRIS RAPED BARBARA! WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS MONSTER?!?!”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: The writer of this article only wishes to illuminate how Chris' charges were likely dismissed and the challenges that Chris' case pose for prosecution. <br /> <br /> No one should be forced to believe in Chris' innocence purely because of the outcome of the prosecution. Were there a different standard of proof at play, Chris very well could have been found guilty of this crime in a trial. The writer of this article believes it is more likely than not that some sort of sexual misconduct occurred between Chris and Barbara, and that this is not acceptable. Chris, given his own mental issues and behavior, is not an ideal candidate to have been Barbara's carer, even taking the allegations out of one's consideration. An individual is free to say, “With the evidence I have available to me, I believe that Chris committed this act”. An individual is equally free to say, “any conclusion we can draw on this issue is just speculation. We weren't there, and he's not had his guilt proven in a court of law”.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne/Chris_Incest_Charge_FAQ&diff=320072 User:Dormiebasne/Chris Incest Charge FAQ 2024-02-08T05:05:44Z <p>Dormiebasne: creation of page regarding myths around Chris' incest case</p> <hr /> <div>=FAQ RE: Chris incest Charge==<br /> <br /> NOTE: The writer of this text is not a lawyer, nor is anything here meant to constitute legal advice. <br /> <br /> You probably have been sent this because you are curious about some element of Chris Chan's criminal charges of INCEST, and do not quite understand the outcome. How can someone who openly admits to something not be convicted of it in court? Well, this article exists to illustrate how this might have come to pass, as well as to disabuse you of some mistaken notions others have spread about. A brief summary response to several common statements will be given, and under them will be a more detailed answer:<br /> <br /> ===“Chris was PROVEN INNOCENT!”===<br /> TL;DR: No, he was not. Courts don't prove innocence.<br /> <br /> The US criminal justice system is meant to be centered around the presumption of innocence. The founders of this country recognized that a great imbalance exists between the individual and the State, and so deliberately hobbled the State when they pursue criminal charges against someone, imperiling their liberty. One does not “prove” their innocence, but rather the State is obligated to prove the guilt of the accused, and the standard in criminal proceedings is that this proof must be “beyond a reasonable doubt”, which is the highest standard of proof that exists in U.S. law. The idea of “proving” innocence implies that this burden is on the defendant. This is the reason that verdicts are designated as “Guilty/Not Guilty”, not “Guilty/Innocent”. Chris' charges were dismissed by the prosecution, most likely due to a lack of evidence that would allow them to meet this burden.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===“CHRIS GOT AN AUTISM DEFERRAL!”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: This is not consistent with the court records.<br /> <br /> Many variations of this claim are spread around, but the central idea is that some element of Chris' disability/gender identity allowed him to evade criminal responsibility. While Chris has in the past been treated with kid gloves by the courts due to his disability, being put on a “therapeutic docket”, for instance, consequences were still imposed when Chris' guilt was proven by the State. The records that are available to the public in regard to this Incest charge are very clear that this was a dismissal, not an instance of deferred adjudication. <br /> Deferred adjudication, generally speaking, is when an individual, usually by prior agreement of the defense and prosecution, enters a plea of Guilty or Nolo Contendere*, and then the judge holds off on making a finding of guilt while the defendant goes through a period of probation. If the defendant completes this probationary period, the case is dismissed and does not enter as a conviction. With Chris' dismissal, however, there are no probationary conditions with which Chris must comply, as the judge has not made a finding of guilt, nor is the case still pending.<br /> <br /> *Nolo Contendere, meaning “I do not wish to answer”, said in English as “No Contest”, is a type of plea wherein an individual declares that they are neither denying nor admitting to the offense. In the practical sense, this is the same as pleading Guilty to a charge, but it does have some implications for one's liability if taken to Civil court for a claim relating to the charge. <br /> <br /> ===“HOW DID HE NOT GET FOUND GUILTY?! HE ADMITTED TO IT ON TAPE!”===<br /> TL;DR: The recorded “confession” may not survive the scrutiny a defense lawyer could apply to it during a trial<br /> <br /> Generally, in a criminal court proceeding, the State goes first and presents their evidence to the jury through witnesses on the stand. In order to properly introduce the recording and give its context, they likely have to subpoena the person it came from, Bella. Even assuming Bella would comply with a subpoena, you must then consider Bella's credibility as a witness. The State would probably have trouble even in Direct Examination, asking her “How do you know Christine?”. On Cross Examination, Chris' lawyer then would be able to ask about Bella's motivations to misrepresent this recording, to alter it, or to have started it only after she had convinced Chris to make up this story as some erotic roleplay. After a few exchanges on cross examination, what once seemed like a straightforward confession may begin to look like a setup, in the eyes of the jury. Remember that the State must prove their charges against Chris beyond a reasonable doubt, and so with this alternative explanation, the attorney could erode the credibility of the State's overall narrative. They needn't convince the jury that this is the case, necessarily, only that it is equally possible that this is what was going on. <br /> This is only ONE element of Chris' case that is vulnerable to questioning by the defense. The next question frequently asked will address the other...<br /> <br /> <br /> ===“Did Barb do X in relation to Chris' case? Did they examine her physically?”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: We don't know, but it couldn't have been much. <br /> <br /> <br /> As one might assume in case this sensitive, any involvement Barbara had in Chris' prosecution by the State, be it a witness statement, plans to testify, medical examination (I.E. a “rape kit”), etc., is not public knowledge. While Chris was not charged officially with sexual assault, the prosecution of this case, much like a rape trial, would hinge strongly on the testimony of the alleged victim. Indeed, a victim's testimony can sometimes be enough to establish proof for a conviction by a jury. It is likely that Barbara was interviewed by an Adult Protective Services agency, the police, or both, but her degree of cooperation is not known. Given the dismissal, it is more likely than not that she either refused to aid in the investigation, or she was determined to be unable to properly testify. On the subject, it is important to respect Barbara's privacy; please do not seek her out to ask her, or those near her, questions regarding this very sensitive matter. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===“Chris is not at 14BLC because the Court told him to stay away”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: This is unlikely, but only after the case was dismissed.<br /> <br /> Chris DID have a restriction against contact with Barbara during the pendency of his case, and in fact got into trouble for violating an Emergency Protective Order early on during the investigation. However, whether or not Chris is under any obligation from a civil order of protection is not known. The judge in his criminal trial would not be able to continue a No Contact order upon the dismissal of the charges, as there is no longer a charge pending, nor was there a finding of guilt. While it is completely possible that there is a civil restraining order on Chris, it is more likely the decision to not move back in with Barbara was actually made of Chris' own accord. <br /> <br /> ===“Chris got off because the statutes weren't applicable to his crime”===<br /> <br /> There is much alarm about the header of the charge being “INCEST – WITH OWN CHILD”. Often, these headers are templates that cannot be changed by the clerk inputting the data, and don't bear much legal significance. Even still, others reference the language of the statute itself, referring to an older variation that contains gendered language, and contend that this somehow means the State was powerless to actually charge and convict Chris of this crime. <br /> To truly understand why this is inaccurate, one should look at the 2020 variation of the VA codes, which would have been the statute in force at the time of Chris' arrest and prosecution:<br /> § 18.2-366. Sexual intercourse by persons forbidden to marry; incest; penalties.<br /> A. Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with any person whom he is forbidden by law to marry is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor except as <br /> provided by subsection B.<br /> B. Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 <br /> felony. However, if a parent or grandparent engages in sexual intercourse with his child or grandchild, and such child or grandchild is at least 13 <br /> years of age but less than 18 years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent is guilty of a Class 3 felony.<br /> C. For the purposes of this section, parent includes stepparent, grandparent includes step-grandparent, child includes a stepchild, and grandchild <br /> includes a step-grandchild.<br /> Code 1950, § 18.1-191; 1960, c. 358; 1975, cc. 14, 15; 1981, c. 397; 1993, c. 703; 2014, c. 542; 2020, cc. 122, 900.<br /> <br /> From reviewing the language of the statute, it becomes clear that there is no “legal loophole” through which Chris could offend against his mother with impunity. The use of the pronoun “his” is purely a placeholder meant to signify a third person singular, not to specify that only persons who identify as men can be charged with incest. <br /> <br /> ===“CHRIS RAPED BARBARA! WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS MONSTER?!?!”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: The writer of this article only wishes to illuminate how Chris' charges were likely dismissed and the challenges that Chris' case pose for prosecution. <br /> <br /> No one should be forced to believe in Chris' innocence purely because of the outcome of the prosecution. Were there a different standard of proof at play, Chris very well could have been found guilty of this crime in a trial. The writer of this article believes it is more likely than not that some sort of sexual misconduct occurred between Chris and Barbara, and that this is not acceptable. Chris, given his own mental issues and behavior, is not an ideal candidate to have been Barbara's carer, even taking the allegations out of one's consideration. An individual is free to say, “With the evidence I have available to me, I believe that Chris committed this act”. An individual is equally free to say, “any conclusion we can draw on this issue is just speculation. We weren't there, and he's not had his guilt proven in a court of law”.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dormiebasne&diff=320071 User talk:Dormiebasne 2024-02-08T03:31:43Z <p>Dormiebasne: /* Myths about Chris' Incest Charges */</p> <hr /> <div>Wilful can be spelt that way. That what it changed it to on my spellchecker.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 21:47, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> *Ah, I see. Well, it shows up as being incorrect on mine. It's probably an issue of differing dialects, since your spelling of &quot;spelled&quot; as &quot;spelt&quot; also gets a red line. Oh well, it's no big issue for me. [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] 21:55, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Myths about Chris' Incest Charges==<br /> NOTE: The writer of this text is not a lawyer, nor is anything here meant to constitute legal advice. <br /> <br /> You probably have been sent this because you are curious about some element of Chris Chan's criminal charges of INCEST, and do not quite understand the outcome. How can someone who openly admits to something not be convicted of it in court? Well, this article exists to illustrate how this might have come to pass, as well as to disabuse you of some mistaken notions others have spread about. A brief summary response to several common statements will be given, and under them will be a more detailed answer:<br /> <br /> ===&quot;Chris was PROVEN INNOCENT!”===<br /> TL;DR No, he was not. Courts don't prove innocence.<br /> The US criminal justice system is meant to be centered around the presumption of innocence. The founders of this country recognized that a great imbalance exists between the individual and the State, and so deliberately hobbled the State when they pursue criminal charges against someone, imperiling their liberty. One does not “prove” their innocence, but rather the State is obligated to prove the guilt of the accused, and the standard in criminal proceedings is that this proof must be “beyond a reasonable doubt”, which is the highest standard of proof that exists in U.S. law. The idea of “proving” innocence implies that this burden is on the defendant. This is the reason that verdicts are designated as “Guilty/Not Guilty”, not “Guilty/Innocent”. Chris' charges were dismissed by the prosecution, most likely due to a lack of evidence that would allow them to meet this burden.<br /> <br /> ===“CHRIS GOT AN AUTISM DEFERRAL!”===<br /> TL;DR: This is not consistent with the court records.<br /> Many variations of this claim are spread around, but the central idea is that some element of Chris' disability/gender identity allowed him to evade criminal responsibility. While Chris has in the past been treated with kid gloves by the courts due to his disability, being put on a “therapeutic docket”, for instance, consequences were still imposed when Chris' guilt was proven by the State. The records that are available to the public in regard to this Incest charge are very clear that this was a dismissal, not an instance of deferred adjudication. <br /> <br /> Deferred adjudication, generally speaking, is when an individual, usually by prior agreement of the defense and prosecution, enters a plea of Guilty or Nolo Contendere*, and then the judge holds off on making a finding of guilt while the defendant goes through a period of probation. If the defendant completes this probationary period, the case is dismissed and does not enter as a conviction. With Chris' dismissal, however, there are no probationary conditions with which Chris must comply, as the judge has not made a finding of guilt, nor is the case still pending.<br /> <br /> *Nolo Contendere, meaning “I do not wish to answer”, said in English as “No Contest”, is a type of plea wherein an individual declares that they are neither denying nor admitting to the offense. In the practical sense, this is the same as pleading Guilty to a charge, but it does have some implications for one's liability if taken to Civil court for a claim relating to the charge. <br /> <br /> <br /> ===“HOW DID HE NOT GET FOUND GUILTY?! HE ADMITTED TO IT ON TAPE!”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: The recorded “confession” may not survive the scrutiny a defense lawyer could apply to it during a trial<br /> <br /> <br /> Generally, in a criminal court proceeding, the State goes first and presents their evidence to the jury through witnesses on the stand. In order to properly introduce the recording and give its context, they likely have to subpoena the person it came from, Bella. Even assuming Bella would comply with a subpoena, you must then consider Bella's credibility as a witness. The State would probably have trouble even in Direct Examination, asking her “How do you know Christine?”.<br /> <br /> On Cross Examination, Chris' lawyer then would be able to ask about Bella's motivations to misrepresent this recording, to alter it, or to have started it only after she had convinced Chris to make up this story as some erotic roleplay. After a few exchanges on cross examination, what once seemed like a straightforward confession may begin to look like a setup, in the eyes of the jury. <br /> Remember that the State must prove their charges against Chris beyond a reasonable doubt, and so with this alternative explanation, the attorney could erode the credibility of the State's overall narrative. They needn't convince the jury that this is the case, necessarily, only that it is equally possible that this is what was going on. <br /> This is only ONE element of Chris' case that is vulnerable to questioning by the defense. The next question frequently asked will address the other...<br /> <br /> ===“Did Barb do X in relation to Chris' case? Did they examine her physically?”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR We don't know, but it couldn't have been much. <br /> <br /> As one might assume in case this sensitive, any involvement Barbara had in Chris' prosecution by the State, be it a witness statement, plans to testify, medical examination (I.E. a “rape kit”), etc, is not public knowledge. While Chris was not charged officially with sexual assault, the prosecution of this case, much like a rape trial, would hinge strongly on the testimony of the alleged victim. Indeed, a victim's testimony can sometimes be enough to establish proof for a conviction by a jury. It is likely that Barbara was interviewed by an Adult Protective Services agency, the police, or both, but her degree of cooperation is not known. Given the dismissal, it is more likely than not that she either refused to aid in the investigation, or she was determined to be unable to properly testify. On the subject, it is important to respect Barbara's privacy; please do not seek her out to ask her, or those near her, questions regarding this very sensitive matter. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===“Chris is not at 14BLC because the Court told him to stay away”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: This is unlikely, but only after the case was dismissed.<br /> Chris DID have a restriction against contact with Barbara during the pendency of his case, and in fact got into trouble for violating an Emergency Protective Order early on during the investigation. However, whether or not Chris is under any obligation from a civil order of protection is not known. The judge in his criminal trial would not be able to continue a No Contact order upon the dismissal of the charges, as there is no longer a charge pending, nor was there a finding of guilt. <br /> <br /> While it is completely possible that there is a civil restraining order on Chris, it is more likely the decision to not move back in with Barbara was actually made of Chris' own accord.<br /> <br /> ===“Chris got off because the statutes weren't applicable to his crime”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: Look at the 2020 version of the VA criminal code about Incest. Minor arguments about pronouns used in the statute definition do not generally have legal effect<br /> <br /> There is much alarm about the header of the charge being “INCEST – WITH OWN CHILD”. Often, these headers are templates that cannot be changed by the clerk inputting the data, and don't bear much legal significance. Even still, others reference the language of the statute itself, referring to an older variation that contains gendered language, and contend that this somehow means the State was powerless to actually charge and convict Chris of this crime. <br /> <br /> To truly understand why this is inaccurate, one should look at the 2020 variation of the VA codes, which would have been the statute in force at the time of Chris' arrest and prosecution:<br /> <br /> § 18.2-366. Sexual intercourse by persons forbidden to marry; incest; penalties.<br /> A. Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with any person whom he is forbidden by law to marry is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor except as <br /> provided by subsection B.<br /> B. Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 <br /> felony. However, if a parent or grandparent engages in sexual intercourse with his child or grandchild, and such child or grandchild is at least 13 <br /> years of age but less than 18 years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent is guilty of a Class 3 felony.<br /> C. For the purposes of this section, parent includes stepparent, grandparent includes step-grandparent, child includes a stepchild, and grandchild <br /> includes a step-grandchild.<br /> Code 1950, § 18.1-191; 1960, c. 358; 1975, cc. 14, 15; 1981, c. 397; 1993, c. 703; 2014, c. 542; 2020, cc. 122, 900.<br /> <br /> From reviewing the language of the statute, it becomes clear that there is no “legal loophole” through which Chris could offend against his mother with impunity. The use of the pronoun “his” is purely a placeholder meant to signify a third person singular, not to specify that only persons who identify as men can be charged with incest.<br /> <br /> <br /> “CHRIS RAPED BARBARA! WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS MONSTER?!?!”<br /> TL;DR: The writer of this article only wishes to illuminate how Chris' charges were likely dismissed and the challenges that Chris' case pose for prosecution. <br /> No one should be forced to believe in Chris' innocence purely because of the outcome of the prosecution. Were there a different standard of proof at play, Chris very well could have been found guilty of this crime in a trial. The writer of this article believes it is more likely than not that some sort of sexual misconduct occurred between Chris and Barbara, and that this is not acceptable. Chris, given his own mental issues and behavior, is not an ideal candidate to have been Barbara's carer, even taking the allegations out of one's consideration. <br /> <br /> An individual is free to say, “With the evidence I have available to me, I believe that Chris committed this act”. An individual is equally free to say, “any conclusion we can draw on this issue is just speculation. We weren't there, and he's not had his guilt proven in a court of law”.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dormiebasne&diff=319927 User talk:Dormiebasne 2024-02-06T14:14:40Z <p>Dormiebasne: /* Myths about Chris' Incest Charges */</p> <hr /> <div>Wilful can be spelt that way. That what it changed it to on my spellchecker.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 21:47, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> *Ah, I see. Well, it shows up as being incorrect on mine. It's probably an issue of differing dialects, since your spelling of &quot;spelled&quot; as &quot;spelt&quot; also gets a red line. Oh well, it's no big issue for me. [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] 21:55, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Myths about Chris' Incest Charges==<br /> NOTE: The writer of this text is not a lawyer, nor is anything here meant to constitute legal advice. <br /> <br /> You probably have been sent this because you are curious about some element of Chris Chan's criminal charges of INCEST, and do not quite understand the outcome. How can someone who openly admits to something not be convicted of it in court? Well, this article exists to illustrate how this might have come to pass, as well as to disabuse you of some mistaken notions others have spread about. A brief summary response to several common statements will be given, and under them will be a more detailed answer:<br /> <br /> ===&quot;Chris was PROVEN INNOCENT!”===<br /> TL;DR No, he was not. Courts don't prove innocence.<br /> The US criminal justice system is meant to be centered around the presumption of innocence. The founders of this country recognized that a great imbalance exists between the individual and the State, and so deliberately hobbled the State when they pursue criminal charges against someone, imperiling their liberty. One does not “prove” their innocence, but rather the State is obligated to prove the guilt of the accused, and the standard in criminal proceedings is that this proof must be “beyond a reasonable doubt”, which is the highest standard of proof that exists in U.S. law. The idea of “proving” innocence implies that this burden is on the defendant. This is the reason that verdicts are designated as “Guilty/Not Guilty”, not “Guilty/Innocent”. Chris' charges were dismissed by the prosecution, most likely due to a lack of evidence that would allow them to meet this burden.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===“CHRIS GOT AN AUTISM DEFERRAL!”===<br /> TL;DR: This is not consistent with the court records.<br /> Many variations of this claim are spread around, but the central idea is that some element of Chris' disability/gender identity allowed him to evade criminal responsibility. While Chris has in the past been treated with kid gloves by the courts due to his disability, being put on a “therapeutic docket”, for instance, consequences were still imposed when Chris' guilt was proven by the State. The records that are available to the public in regard to this Incest charge are very clear that this was a dismissal, not an instance of deferred adjudication. <br /> <br /> Deferred adjudication, generally speaking, is when an individual, usually by prior agreement of the defense and prosecution, enters a plea of Guilty or Nolo Contendere, and then the judge holds off on making a finding of guilt while the defendant goes through a period of probation. If the defendant completes this probationary period, the case is dismissed and does not enter as a conviction. With Chris' dismissal, however, there are no probationary conditions with which Chris must comply, as the judge has not made a finding of guilt, nor is the case still pending.<br /> <br /> ===“HOW DID HE NOT GET FOUND GUILTY?! HE ADMITTED TO IT ON TAPE!”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: The recorded “confession” may not survive the scrutiny a defense lawyer could apply to it during a trial<br /> <br /> <br /> Generally, in a criminal court proceeding, the State goes first and presents their evidence to the jury through witnesses on the stand. In order to properly introduce the recording and give its context, they likely have to subpoena the person it came from, Bella. Even assuming Bella would comply with a subpoena, you must then consider Bella's credibility as a witness. The State would probably have trouble even in Direct Examination, asking her “How do you know Christine?”.<br /> <br /> On Cross Examination, Chris' lawyer then would be able to ask about Bella's motivations to misrepresent this recording, to alter it, or to have started it only after she had convinced Chris to make up this story as some erotic roleplay. After a few exchanges on cross examination, what once seemed like a straightforward confession may begin to look like a setup, in the eyes of the jury. <br /> Remember that the State must prove their charges against Chris beyond a reasonable doubt, and so with this alternative explanation, the attorney could erode the credibility of the State's overall narrative. They needn't convince the jury that this is the case, necessarily, only that it is equally possible that this is what was going on. <br /> This is only ONE element of Chris' case that is vulnerable to questioning by the defense. The next question frequently asked will address the other...<br /> <br /> ===“Did Barb do X in relation to Chris' case? Did they examine her physically?”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR We don't know, but it couldn't have been much. <br /> <br /> As one might assume in case this sensitive, any involvement Barbara had in Chris' prosecution by the State, be it a witness statement, plans to testify, medical examination (I.E. a “rape kit”), etc, is not public knowledge. While Chris was not charged officially with sexual assault, the prosecution of this case, much like a rape trial, would hinge strongly on the testimony of the alleged victim. Indeed, a victim's testimony can sometimes be enough to establish proof for a conviction by a jury. It is likely that Barbara was interviewed by an Adult Protective Services agency, the police, or both, but her degree of cooperation is not known. Given the dismissal, it is more likely than not that she either refused to aid in the investigation, or she was determined to be unable to properly testify. On the subject, it is important to respect Barbara's privacy; please do not seek her out to ask her, or those near her, questions regarding this very sensitive matter. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===“Chris is not at 14BLC because the Court told him to stay away”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: This is unlikely, but only after the case was dismissed.<br /> Chris DID have a restriction against contact with Barbara during the pendency of his case, and in fact got into trouble for violating an Emergency Protective Order early on during the investigation. However, whether or not Chris is under any obligation from a civil order of protection is not known. The judge in his criminal trial would not be able to continue a No Contact order upon the dismissal of the charges, as there is no longer a charge pending, nor was there a finding of guilt. <br /> <br /> While it is completely possible that there is a civil restraining order on Chris, it is more likely the decision to not move back in with Barbara was actually made of Chris' own accord.<br /> <br /> ===“Chris got off because the statutes weren't applicable to his crime”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: Look at the 2020 version of the VA criminal code about Incest. Minor arguments about pronouns used in the statute definition do not generally have legal effect<br /> <br /> There is much alarm about the header of the charge being “INCEST – WITH OWN CHILD”. Often, these headers are templates that cannot be changed by the clerk inputting the data, and don't bear much legal significance. Even still, others reference the language of the statute itself, referring to an older variation that contains gendered language, and contend that this somehow means the State was powerless to actually charge and convict Chris of this crime. <br /> <br /> To truly understand why this is inaccurate, one should look at the 2020 variation of the VA codes, which would have been the statute in force at the time of Chris' arrest and prosecution:<br /> <br /> § 18.2-366. Sexual intercourse by persons forbidden to marry; incest; penalties.<br /> A. Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with any person whom he is forbidden by law to marry is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor except as <br /> provided by subsection B.<br /> B. Any person who engages in sexual intercourse with his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, or father or mother is guilty of a Class 5 <br /> felony. However, if a parent or grandparent engages in sexual intercourse with his child or grandchild, and such child or grandchild is at least 13 <br /> years of age but less than 18 years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent is guilty of a Class 3 felony.<br /> C. For the purposes of this section, parent includes stepparent, grandparent includes step-grandparent, child includes a stepchild, and grandchild <br /> includes a step-grandchild.<br /> Code 1950, § 18.1-191; 1960, c. 358; 1975, cc. 14, 15; 1981, c. 397; 1993, c. 703; 2014, c. 542; 2020, cc. 122, 900.<br /> <br /> From reviewing the language of the statute, it becomes clear that there is no “legal loophole” through which Chris could offend against his mother with impunity. The use of the pronoun “his” is purely a placeholder meant to signify a third person singular, not to specify that only persons who identify as men can be charged with incest.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dormiebasne&diff=319888 User talk:Dormiebasne 2024-02-06T02:15:13Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>Wilful can be spelt that way. That what it changed it to on my spellchecker.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 21:47, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> *Ah, I see. Well, it shows up as being incorrect on mine. It's probably an issue of differing dialects, since your spelling of &quot;spelled&quot; as &quot;spelt&quot; also gets a red line. Oh well, it's no big issue for me. [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] 21:55, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> ==Myths about Chris' Incest Charges==<br /> NOTE: The writer of this text is not a lawyer, nor is anything here meant to constitute legal advice. <br /> <br /> You probably have been sent this because you are curious about some element of Chris Chan's criminal charges of INCEST, and do not quite understand the outcome. How can someone who openly admits to something not be convicted of it in court? Well, this article exists to illustrate how this might have come to pass, as well as to disabuse you of some mistaken notions others have spread about. A brief summary response to several common statements will be given, and under them will be a more detailed answer:<br /> <br /> ===&quot;Chris was PROVEN INNOCENT!”===<br /> TL;DR No, he was not. Courts don't prove innocence.<br /> The US criminal justice system is meant to be centered around the presumption of innocence. The founders of this country recognized that a great imbalance exists between the individual and the State, and so deliberately hobbled the State when they pursue criminal charges against someone, imperiling their liberty. One does not “prove” their innocence, but rather the State is obligated to prove the guilt of the accused, and the standard in criminal proceedings is that this proof must be “beyond a reasonable doubt”, which is the highest standard of proof that exists in U.S. law. The idea of “proving” innocence implies that this burden is on the defendant. This is the reason that verdicts are designated as “Guilty/Not Guilty”, not “Guilty/Innocent”. Chris' charges were dismissed by the prosecution, most likely due to a lack of evidence that would allow them to meet this burden.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===“CHRIS GOT AN AUTISM DEFERRAL!”===<br /> TL;DR: This is not consistent with the court records.<br /> Many variations of this claim are spread around, but the central idea is that some element of Chris' disability/gender identity allowed him to evade criminal responsibility. While Chris has in the past been treated with kid gloves by the courts due to his disability, being put on a “therapeutic docket”, for instance, consequences were still imposed when Chris' guilt was proven by the State. The records that are available to the public in regard to this Incest charge are very clear that this was a dismissal, not an instance of deferred adjudication. <br /> <br /> Deferred adjudication, generally speaking, is when an individual, usually by prior agreement of the defense and prosecution, enters a plea of Guilty or Nolo Contendere, and then the judge holds off on making a finding of guilt while the defendant goes through a period of probation. If the defendant completes this probationary period, the case is dismissed and does not enter as a conviction. With Chris' dismissal, however, there are no probationary conditions with which Chris must comply, as the judge has not made a finding of guilt, nor is the case still pending.<br /> <br /> ===“HOW DID HE NOT GET FOUND GUILTY?! HE ADMITTED TO IT ON TAPE!”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: The recorded “confession” may not survive the scrutiny a defense lawyer could apply to it during a trial<br /> <br /> <br /> Generally, in a criminal court proceeding, the State goes first and presents their evidence to the jury through witnesses on the stand. In order to properly introduce the recording and give its context, they likely have to subpoena the person it came from, Bella. Even assuming Bella would comply with a subpoena, you must then consider Bella's credibility as a witness. The State would probably have trouble even in Direct Examination, asking her “How do you know Christine?”.<br /> <br /> On Cross Examination, Chris' lawyer then would be able to ask about Bella's motivations to misrepresent this recording, to alter it, or to have started it only after she had convinced Chris to make up this story as some erotic roleplay. After a few exchanges on cross examination, what once seemed like a straightforward confession may begin to look like a setup, in the eyes of the jury. <br /> Remember that the State must prove their charges against Chris beyond a reasonable doubt, and so with this alternative explanation, the attorney could erode the credibility of the State's overall narrative. They needn't convince the jury that this is the case, necessarily, only that it is equally possible that this is what was going on. <br /> This is only ONE element of Chris' case that is vulnerable to questioning by the defense. The next question frequently asked will address the other...<br /> <br /> ===“Did Barb do X in relation to Chris' case? Did they examine her physically?”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR We don't know, but it couldn't have been much. <br /> <br /> As one might assume in case this sensitive, any involvement Barbara had in Chris' prosecution by the State, be it a witness statement, plans to testify, medical examination (I.E. a “rape kit”), etc, is not public knowledge. While Chris was not charged officially with sexual assault, the prosecution of this case, much like a rape trial, would hinge strongly on the testimony of the alleged victim. Indeed, a victim's testimony can sometimes be enough to establish proof for a conviction by a jury. It is likely that Barbara was interviewed by an Adult Protective Services agency, the police, or both, but her degree of cooperation is not known. Given the dismissal, it is more likely than not that she either refused to aid in the investigation, or she was determined to be unable to properly testify. On the subject, it is important to respect Barbara's privacy; please do not seek her out to ask her, or those near her, questions regarding this very sensitive matter. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ===“Chris is not at 14BLC because the Court told him to stay away”===<br /> <br /> TL;DR: This is unlikely, but only after the case was dismissed.<br /> Chris DID have a restriction against contact with Barbara during the pendency of his case, and in fact got into trouble for violating an Emergency Protective Order early on during the investigation. However, whether or not Chris is under any obligation from a civil order of protection is not known. The judge in his criminal trial would not be able to continue a No Contact order upon the dismissal of the charges, as there is no longer a charge pending, nor was there a finding of guilt. <br /> <br /> While it is completely possible that there is a civil restraining order on Chris, it is more likely the decision to not move back in with Barbara was actually made of Chris' own accord.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dormiebasne&diff=319884 User talk:Dormiebasne 2024-02-06T02:07:21Z <p>Dormiebasne: /* Chris' Case Myths */</p> <hr /> <div>Wilful can be spelt that way. That what it changed it to on my spellchecker.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 21:47, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> *Ah, I see. Well, it shows up as being incorrect on mine. It's probably an issue of differing dialects, since your spelling of &quot;spelled&quot; as &quot;spelt&quot; also gets a red line. Oh well, it's no big issue for me. [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] 21:55, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> NOTE: The writer of this text is not a lawyer, nor is anything here meant to constitute legal advice. <br /> <br /> You probably have been sent this because you are curious about some element of Chris Chan's criminal charges of INCEST, and do not quite understand the outcome. How can someone who openly admits to something not be convicted of it in court? Well, this article exists to illustrate how this might have come to pass, as well as to disabuse you of some mistaken notions others have spread about. A brief summary response to several common statements will be given, and under them will be a more detailed answer:<br /> <br /> “Chris was PROVEN INNOCENT!”<br /> TL;DR No, he was not. Courts don't prove innocence.<br /> DETAILED EXPLANATION:<br /> The US criminal justice system is meant to be centered around the presumption of innocence. The founders of this country recognized that a great imbalance exists between the individual and the State, and so deliberately hobbled the State when they pursue criminal charges against someone, imperiling their liberty. One does not “prove” their innocence, but rather the State is obligated to prove the guilt of the accused, and the standard in criminal proceedings is that this proof must be “beyond a reasonable doubt”, which is the highest standard of proof that exists in U.S. law. The idea of “proving” innocence implies that this burden is on the defendant. This is the reason that verdicts are designated as “Guilty/Not Guilty”, not “Guilty/Innocent”. Chris' charges were dismissed by the prosecution, most likely due to a lack of evidence that would allow them to meet this burden.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> “CHRIS GOT AN AUTISM DEFERRAL!”<br /> TL;DR: This is not consistent with the court records.<br /> Many variations of this claim are spread around, but the central idea is that some element of Chris' disability/gender identity allowed him to evade criminal responsibility. While Chris has in the past been treated with kid gloves by the courts due to his disability, being put on a “therapeutic docket”, for instance, consequences were still imposed when Chris' guilt was proven by the State. The records that are available to the public in regard to this Incest charge are very clear that this was a dismissal, not an instance of deferred adjudication. <br /> Deferred adjudication, generally speaking, is when an individual, usually by prior agreement of the defense and prosecution, enters a plea of Guilty or Nolo Contendere, and then the judge holds off on making a finding of guilt while the defendant goes through a period of probation. If the defendant completes this probationary period, the case is dismissed and does not enter as a conviction. With Chris' dismissal, however, there are no probationary conditions with which Chris must comply, as the judge has not made a finding of guilt, nor is the case still pending.<br /> <br /> “HOW DID HE NOT GET FOUND GUILTY?! HE ADMITTED TO IT ON TAPE!”<br /> TL;DR: The recorded “confession” may not survive the scrutiny a defense lawyer could apply to it during a trial<br /> DETAILED EXPLANATION: <br /> Generally, in a criminal court proceeding, the State goes first and presents their evidence to the jury through witnesses on the stand. In order to properly introduce the recording and give its context, they likely have to subpoena the person it came from, Bella. Even assuming Bella would comply with a subpoena, you must then consider Bella's credibility as a witness. The State would probably have trouble even in Direct Examination, asking her “How do you know Christine?”. On Cross Examination, Chris' lawyer then would be able to ask about Bella's motivations to misrepresent this recording, to alter it, or to have started it only after she had convinced Chris to make up this story as some erotic roleplay. After a few exchanges on cross examination, what once seemed like a straightforward confession may begin to look like a setup, in the eyes of the jury. Remember that the State must prove their charges against Chris beyond a reasonable doubt, and so with this alternative explanation, the attorney could erode the credibility of the State's overall narrative. They needn't convince the jury that this is the case, necessarily, only that it is equally possible that this is what was going on. <br /> This is only ONE element of Chris' case that is vulnerable to questioning by the defense. The next question frequently asked will address the other...<br /> “Did Barb do X in relation to Chris' case? Did they examine her physically?”<br /> TL;DR We don't know, but it couldn't have been much. <br /> DETAILED EXPLANATION: <br /> As one might assume in case this sensitive, any involvement Barbara had in Chris' prosecution by the State, be it a witness statement, plans to testify, medical examination (I.E. a “rape kit”), etc, is not public knowledge. While Chris was not charged officially with sexual assault, the prosecution of this case, much like a rape trial, would hinge strongly on the testimony of the alleged victim. Indeed, a victim's testimony can sometimes be enough to establish proof for a conviction by a jury. It is likely that Barbara was interviewed by an Adult Protective Services agency, the police, or both, but her degree of cooperation is not known. Given the dismissal, it is more likely than not that she either refused to aid in the investigation, or she was determined to be unable to properly testify. On the subject, it is important to respect Barbara's privacy; please do not seek her out to ask her, or those near her, questions regarding this very sensitive matter. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> “Chris is not at 14BLC because the Court told him to stay away”<br /> TL;DR: This is unlikely, but only after the case was dismissed.<br /> DETAILED EXPLANATION:<br /> Chris DID have a restriction against contact with Barbara during the pendency of his case, and in fact got into trouble for violating an Emergency Protective Order early on during the investigation. However, whether or not Chris is under any obligation from a civil order of protection is not known. The judge in his criminal trial would not be able to continue a No Contact order upon the dismissal of the charges, as there is no longer a charge pending, nor was there a finding of guilt. While it is completely possible that there is a civil restraining order on Chris, it is more likely the decision to not move back in with Barbara was actually made of Chris' own accord.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dormiebasne&diff=319883 User talk:Dormiebasne 2024-02-06T01:14:58Z <p>Dormiebasne: /* Chris' Case Myths */</p> <hr /> <div>Wilful can be spelt that way. That what it changed it to on my spellchecker.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 21:47, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> *Ah, I see. Well, it shows up as being incorrect on mine. It's probably an issue of differing dialects, since your spelling of &quot;spelled&quot; as &quot;spelt&quot; also gets a red line. Oh well, it's no big issue for me. [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] 21:55, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Chris' Case Myths ==<br /> <br /> NOTE: The writer of this text is not a lawyer, nor is anything here meant to constitute legal advice. <br /> <br /> You probably have been sent this because you are curious about some element of Chris Chan's criminal charges of INCEST, and do not quite understand the outcome. How can someone who openly admits to something not be convicted of it in court? Well, this article exists to illustrate how this might have come to pass, as well as to disabuse you of some mistaken notions others have spread about. A brief summary response to several common statements will be given, and under them will be a more detailed answer:<br /> <br /> “Chris was PROVEN INNOCENT!”<br /> TL;DR No, he was not. Courts don't prove innocence.<br /> DETAILED EXPLANATION<br /> The US criminal justice system is meant to be centered around the presumption of innocence. The founders of this country recognized that a great imbalance exists between the individual and the State, and so deliberately hobbled the State when they pursue criminal charges against someone, imperiling their liberty. One does not “prove” their innocence, but rather the State is obligated to prove the guilt of the accused, and the standard in criminal proceedings is that this proof must be “beyond a reasonable doubt”, which is the highest standard of proof that exists in U.S. law. The idea of “proving” innocence implies that this burden is on the defendant. This is the reason that verdicts are designated as “Guilty/Not Guilty”, not “Guilty/Innocent”. Chris' charges were dismissed by the prosecution, most likely due to a lack of evidence that would allow them to meet this burden.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> “CHRIS GOT AN AUTISM DEFERRAL!”<br /> TL;DR: This is not consistent with the court records.<br /> Many variations of this claim are spread around, but the central idea is that some element of Chris' disability/gender identity allowed him to evade criminal responsibility. While Chris has in the past been treated with kid gloves by the courts due to his disability, being put on a “therapeutic docket”, for instance, consequences were still imposed when Chris' guilt was proven by the State. The records that are available to the public in regard to this Incest charge are very clear that this was a dismissal, not an instance of deferred adjudication. <br /> Deferred adjudication, generally speaking, is when an individual, usually by prior agreement of the defense and prosecution, enters a plea of Guilty or Nolo Contendere, and then the judge holds off on making a finding of guilt while the defendant goes through a period of probation. If the defendant completes this probationary period, the case is dismissed and does not enter as a conviction. With Chris' dismissal, however, there are no probationary conditions with which Chris must comply, as the judge has not made a finding of guilt, nor is the case still pending.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Dormiebasne&diff=319882 User talk:Dormiebasne 2024-02-06T01:14:19Z <p>Dormiebasne: /* Chris' Case Myths */ new section</p> <hr /> <div>Wilful can be spelt that way. That what it changed it to on my spellchecker.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 21:47, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> *Ah, I see. Well, it shows up as being incorrect on mine. It's probably an issue of differing dialects, since your spelling of &quot;spelled&quot; as &quot;spelt&quot; also gets a red line. Oh well, it's no big issue for me. [[User:Dormiebasne|Dormiebasne]] 21:55, 14 February 2009 (CET)<br /> <br /> == Chris' Case Myths ==<br /> <br /> NOTE: The writer of this text is not a lawyer, nor is anything here meant to constitute legal advice. <br /> <br /> You probably have been sent this because you are curious about some element of Chris Chan's criminal charges of INCEST, and do not quite understand the outcome. How can someone who openly admits to something not be convicted of it in court? Well, this article exists to illustrate how this might have come to pass, as well as to disabuse you of some mistaken notions others have spread about. A brief summary response to several common statements will be given, and under them will be a more detailed answer:<br /> <br /> “Chris was PROVEN INNOCENT!”<br /> TL;DR No, he was not. Courts don't prove innocence.<br /> DETAILED EXPLANATION:<br /> The US criminal justice system is meant to be centered around the presumption of innocence. The founders of this country recognized that a great imbalance exists between the individual and the State, and so deliberately hobbled the State when they pursue criminal charges against someone, imperiling their liberty. One does not “prove” their innocence, but rather the State is obligated to prove the guilt of the accused, and the standard in criminal proceedings is that this proof must be “beyond a reasonable doubt”, which is the highest standard of proof that exists in U.S. law. The idea of “proving” innocence implies that this burden is on the defendant. This is the reason that verdicts are designated as “Guilty/Not Guilty”, not “Guilty/Innocent”. Chris' charges were dismissed by the prosecution, most likely due to a lack of evidence that would allow them to meet this burden.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> “CHRIS GOT AN AUTISM DEFERRAL!”<br /> TL;DR: This is not consistent with the court records.<br /> Many variations of this claim are spread around, but the central idea is that some element of Chris' disability/gender identity allowed him to evade criminal responsibility. While Chris has in the past been treated with kid gloves by the courts due to his disability, being put on a “therapeutic docket”, for instance, consequences were still imposed when Chris' guilt was proven by the State. The records that are available to the public in regard to this Incest charge are very clear that this was a dismissal, not an instance of deferred adjudication. <br /> Deferred adjudication, generally speaking, is when an individual, usually by prior agreement of the defense and prosecution, enters a plea of Guilty or Nolo Contendere, and then the judge holds off on making a finding of guilt while the defendant goes through a period of probation. If the defendant completes this probationary period, the case is dismissed and does not enter as a conviction. With Chris' dismissal, however, there are no probationary conditions with which Chris must comply, as the judge has not made a finding of guilt, nor is the case still pending.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne&diff=247272 User:Dormiebasne 2020-08-04T04:51:38Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Template:GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{Template:Discordjerkop}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> Name means &quot;Were you sleeping?&quot; in Latin.<br /> <br /> Back after about a five year absence. Interesting that I was able to recuperate my old account.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Idea_Guys&diff=245560 Idea Guys 2020-07-28T08:04:57Z <p>Dormiebasne: Formatting error; credit to Anaxis on Discord</p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete}}<br /> {{Honest}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Where were you when #IdeaGuy embezzled $6,000.00 from me back in 2018, while holding [[C-197]] under Nazi torture and mind-manipulated the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPUs and SEGA Hard Girls]]?<br /> <br /> I Wish I could undo his Freaking Embezzling!|Chris&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1148379386023960579&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Idea Guy is like glitter. We're gonna be finding bits of him in Chris's ramblings for years.|A Kiwi Farms commentator}}<br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Joshua Wise<br /> | image = [[File:Idea Guy.png|200px]]<br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Name<br /> |data1 = Joshua Allen Wise<br /> |label2 = Also known as<br /> |data2 = Ballzymaker94&lt;br&gt;BallzyCPU94&lt;br&gt;John Yamada<br /> |label3 = Date of Birth<br /> |data3 = 19 August 1994 (age {{Age|1994|8|19}})<br /> |label4 = Gender<br /> |data4 = Male<br /> |label5 = Nationality<br /> |data5 = American <br /> |label6 = Race<br /> |data6 = White<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Stephen Boyd<br /> | image = <br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Name<br /> |data1 = Stephen Boyd<br /> |label2 = Also known as<br /> |data2 = NinFreakLan&lt;br&gt;Gwen Mikoto&lt;br&gt;Lan Mikoto&lt;br&gt;Pikachudips<br /> |label3 = Date of Birth<br /> |data3 = 5 February 1993 (age {{Age|1993|2|5}})<br /> |label4 = Gender<br /> |data4 = Male<br /> |label5 = Nationality<br /> |data5 = American <br /> |label6 = Race<br /> |data6 = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> <br /> The '''Idea Guys''' were a group of trolls who [[brainwashed]] Chris from [[October 2017]] to [[April 2018]] by exploiting his escapist fantasies in order to plant their own ideas into his mind. Initially, their aim was to see how [[naive|gullible]] Chris was, though this soon degenerated into taking advantage of him financially and coercing him into performing many degrading acts.<br /> <br /> Their abuses prompted a group of Kiwi Farms users, dubbed the [[Guard Dogs]], to work together to dismantle the Idea Guys' schemes and push for them to face legal action. Through their efforts, the Idea Guys' links to Chris were cut by late [[April 2018]]. However, the authorities declined to look into the matter. <br /> <br /> The Idea Guys' hold over Chris was so potent that, years after their ousting, Chris still retained much of the concepts they had influenced him into believing, such as changes to ''Sonichu'' canon, Chris being in a [[polyamorous marriage]], and the [[Dimensional Merge]]. <br /> <br /> ==Brainwashing Chris==<br /> ===Background===<br /> <br /> ===Rise to power===<br /> While under Wise's control, Chris himself kept quiet about the situation, never implying that anyone was taking control of him. However, the many references that he [[Honor roll|did not understand]] were a clear sign of external influence. There were also signs that Chris was coerced or duped into using Wise's ideas, as he appeared uncomfortable in Wise-inspired videos and is often alarmed by the troll's &quot;revelations&quot; about Chris's fictional world.<br /> <br /> [[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media2.PNG|thumb|A sample of the fake news Wise used to convince Chris.]]<br /> <br /> [[File:JoshWiseGasmask.jpeg|thumb|A picture Wise took of himself in a gas mask to scare Chris.]]<br /> <br /> Wise's means of influencing Chris were surprisingly elaborate, taking the form of fake audio clips and photoshopped images which he presented to Chris as documents from CWCville and Gamindustri&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/page-80#post-2988349&lt;/ref&gt;. Wise initially played the role of a soldier from Gamindustri (a fictional place in the anime video game series [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]) named John.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|Used to reveal Cwcville's Russian occupation. <br /> File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media3.jpg|Fake news about Count Graduon.<br /> File:PerceptorSonichu.jpeg|Perceptor Sonichu, adopted daughter of Magi-chan and Mewtwo<br /> File:IdeaGuyMap.jpeg|A map Joshua Wise made<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===&quot;Red Forest&quot; audio clip===<br /> {{Infobox/Audiofile<br /> | name = Red forest<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|R4ZtZzjp5ms}}<br /> | stardate = Unknown<br /> | saga = {{Idea Guy|text}}<br /> | subject = [[Reality]]<br /> | Other = {{Leaked|text}} {{Audio|text}}<br /> | }}<br /> <br /> ===Changes to Chris's fantasy land/sense of reality===<br /> {{main|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}<br /> <br /> Sonichu #13 (originally Sonichu 16), or ''The Awakening of a CPU'', as re-titled by Chris, is an issue heavily directed by the Idea Guy trolls. It features a story on how one of their fictional troll characters, John Yamada, came to influence Chris, and covers an incoherent series of plot threads involving material from existing fictional universes and real-world politics of interest to the Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> The Kiwi Farms leaks also revealed a large amount of content that Chris made during the saga without releasing publicly, including several pages of [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]] covering the events Wise described to him. The pages show &quot;John&quot; – depicted in a gas mask and body armor from the [[Cherokean Chant|''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'']] games – asking (real-world) Chris whether he still owns his Dreamcast, which John believes to be a portal to [[CWCville]]. In a page-and-a-half wall of text, Chris summarizes his adventures with John and the ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' cast, and the salvation of Gamindustri and CWCville from the invaders.<br /> <br /> Wise told Chris that [[Magi-Chan]] had a vision that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] would be born from Chris [[Homos|anally]] [[Chris and sex#Rape|raping]] Sonichu; despite so blatantly going against Chris's beliefs and wishes, the message was convincing enough that Chris drew a horrifying piece of artwork depicting the act, where Comic Chris apologizes to Sonichu but insists that &quot;destiny called us to make this baby&quot;.<br /> <br /> Wise also duped Chris into believing he would receive various magical abilities in real life. This apparently emboldened Chris to begin making plans to travel to meet the creator of [[Rosechu's Story]] and to confront [[Cole Smithey]] in New York, possibly with the help of magic powers that he expected to receive. According to the leaker, Wise actually did the responsible thing in these cases and convinced Chris not to go. However, he also told Chris that Neptune would be waiting to meet him at a GameStop; Chris went, specifically, to the Forest Lakes GameStop (from which he [[List of places that have banned Chris|had been banned]]) and waited outside in [[Son-Chu|his car]], honking his horn and peering inside.<br /> <br /> ==Psychological torment==<br /> <br /> ===Extortion===<br /> {{quote|So naturally once they have Chris believing that, they have Chris confessing to being a pedophile and raping his mother. Once they have those confessions, they threaten to release it to the public if he doesn't record himself shitting on the floor and punching himself in the face until tears and snot are running down his chin. At one point, they ask Chris to punch his mother, which he does (though he claims lightly).|Null describing the Idea Guys' sadistic exploitation of Chris.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|BlueSpike was a literal child when he went too far. What excuse do YOU have f****t.|A Kiwi Farms commentator}}<br /> <br /> What was the final straw in the unpopular views of the Idea Guys were their acts of extortion to Chris. Null, the owner of Kiwi Farms, revealed that they managed to extort $6,000 worth of video games and other accessories.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/&lt;/ref&gt; Not only that, in a [[The Bad Beginning|Discord chat]], Boyd would demand $20,000 or else he would reveal that Chris is a pedophile to the FBI. Fortunately, Chris's tendency to hold on to things obsessively assisted him this time, as Chris had kept each of the invoices and receipts from the transactions he made, allowing Null to gather the necessary information to begin tracking the Idea Guys.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:IdeaGuyExtortionGift.png|Email confirmation of an item Chris bought for Boyd.<br /> File:IdeaGuyReceipts1.jpg|Receipts of items Chris bought for Wise and Boyd, including Amazon and Steam gift cards.<br /> File:IdeaGuyReceipts2.jpg|Chris (wisely) retained many receipts.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Removal from power==<br /> In May of 2018, Null was informed by [[Anna McLerran]] that the Idea Guys had maintained control over Chris, and were actively extorting him. She neglected to inform law enforcement, however, so she could focus on her college finals, before she eventually refused to help Null any further.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/&lt;/ref&gt; Eventually, Chris gave Null direct access to his Discord account, so he (and other Kiwi Farms staff) could collect all of the logs, images and videos from the Idea Guys' servers. While this information wouldn't be released until July, Chris referenced their removal from power as early as May. In reference to Null, Chris stated publicly that he had &quot;very Powerful Allies helping to rectify the situation. I can't say much other than certain people should be Very Frightened right now!&quot;&lt;ref name=stillbelievingmarriage&gt;[[May 2018 social media posts#On the Cryzel and Magi-Chan relationship and being blackmailed]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Lingering influence==<br /> {{quote|If you want BAD DIRECTION, you should look up Idea Guy.|Chris, in the middle of restating his belief that he is married to [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]], an Idea Guy concept&lt;ref&gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1005602044818984960&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Despite the Idea Guys being removed from power in May 2018, Chris still maintains belief in many of the concepts that were embedded into him, even though he is aware that Wise was a troll. In the [[Copitz]] interview, filmed a few weeks later, Chris restated that he was bisexual, and in the [[Count Dankula]] interview, filmed in June, Chris reiterated many of the ideas fed to him about CWCville when asked about his beliefs, such as his marriage to Cryzel and Magi-Chan, Bob being part-Sonichu and theories about [[Ted Bundy]]. In [[Nightstar is a very important Special Sonichu]], Chris still believes in the joke revision that there are 69 species of Sonichus/Rosechus.<br /> <br /> ==Idea Guy Q&amp;A==<br /> {{main|Idea Guy Q&amp;A}}<br /> The ringleader of the Idea Guys, Joshua Wise, signed up to [[Kiwi Farms]] under the name Ballzymaker94, and had several private conversations with select users, soliciting feedback over his early schemes.<br /> <br /> One user from the [[Kiwi Farms]] had a lengthy conversation with Wise, spanning from 3 December to 18 December 2017&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/post-2988349&lt;/ref&gt;, archived in the [[Idea Guy Q&amp;A]]. In it, Wise discusses how he had gained Chris’s trust, how Chris reacted to some of his ideas and mentions content which had not been publicly released, such as Chris wanting intel on whether Jessica Quinn was actually a troll, how Chris tried to prevent [[Jamsta]] from being jailed for molestation and Chris’s attempts to interact with Neptunia goddesses.<br /> <br /> Wise also briefly conversed with other members of the forum. After he was doxed by the site's moderators on 22 January 2018, many users came forward to post content and conversations that he had shared with them.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:BallzyConversation-affixed.png|Wise explains how he manipulated Chris by using role-playing. <br /> File:WiseNovember 2017.png|Wise elaborates on his history of role-playing.<br /> File:WiseIAmTheIdeaGuyXD.png|&quot;I am the Idea guy x3&quot;<br /> File:December 26 2017-affixed.png|A leaked private conversation from December 2017.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> He hadn't shared all of his content over PM, generally only summarizing his interactions with Chris. After he was exposed, he offered to trade in all of his information in exchange for the moderators removing the dox of his family members. They refused on the grounds that they disliked his public trolling output and believed the dox would be an incentive for him to stay away from Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:KF mod on ideaguy.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;, a message which Wise ignored.<br /> <br /> ==Identities==<br /> Midway through November 2017, observers began speculating that a new troll had gained control over Chris. This was because Chris's posts began to include references designed to go over his head. On 14 November, he wrote that [[Silvana]] had been captured by a Russian billionaire, and posted a photo of the soldier who would be rescuing her. This was recognized by spectators as a reference to the politically incorrect &quot;Remove Kebab&quot; internet meme. That same day, Chris recorded [[Freestyle Dance With Me, For Our World!]] while wearing a tinfoil hat to prevent &quot;the man&quot; from reading his mind. These suspicions of a troll wouldn't be confirmed to the public, however, until January 2018. <br /> <br /> ===Joshua Allen Wise===<br /> [[File:IdeaGuyKiwifarm.png|thumb|Wise's Kiwi Farms profile.]]<br /> <br /> {{Quote|Frankly, and you can disagree with me all you want, I think the [Idea Guy] is laughing at us for raging and telling him to get raped or die.|Joshua Wise gloats, pretending to be an outside observer.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-should-be-done-with-idea-guy-threads.38607/post-2978720&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> On 22 January 2018, moderators at [[Kiwi Farms]] decided to dox Joshua Allen Wise, known on the forum as Ballzymaker94, as being the Idea Guy. This came two days after the release of [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis]], which most posters rightfully assumed had been made unwillingly. With his doxing, Kiwi Farms users began digging through Wise's online presence, finding posts on the forum and Reddit in which he [[White knight|white knighted]] himself from criticism. He also attempted to publicize Chris's Idea Guy content in other communities. For example, in one post from 20 January 2018, he writes:&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-should-be-done-with-idea-guy-threads.38607/post-2978720&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|He's made Chris dance to his rhythm, and will continue to pull the strings until he gives up and tells us his tricks [...] or he'll [...] not give up a thing and leave even more people pissed that we learned nothing about why he did all this, or how he even made it possible.}}<br /> <br /> Even after being exposed, he continued responding to private messages on the forum, until he and close family were doxxed.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/page-65#post-2984638&lt;/ref&gt; At the time, it was believed that Joshua had been acting alone. So, he was referred to as the sole Idea Guy. When similar content continued being produced post-dox however, observers began to suspect others' involvement, dubbing the new troll &quot;Idea Guy 2.0&quot;.<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Wise facebook3.png|Wise's [[Facebook]] profile, which has since been privated.<br /> File:Wise Facebook2.png|Note his interest in [[My Little Pony]] &amp; &quot;Anime Huggies&quot;.<br /> File:Wise Facebook.png|The aforementioned &quot;Anime Huggies&quot;.<br /> File:JoshFacebookpic2.jpg|One of the photos used to confirm his identity.<br /> File:JoshEveryoneKnowsYourName.jpg|&quot;Congrats Josh, you're at a place 'where everybody knows your name'.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/page-65#post-2984638&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Stephen Boyd et al===<br /> {{Quote|Wow what a fucking loser. Maybe they're Idea Guy 2.0?|Stephen Boyd, months before being exposed as an Idea Guy.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-should-be-done-with-idea-guy-threads.38607/post-2978720&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> On 11 July 2018, it was revealed by Kiwi Farms owner Null that Wise had never stopped, and that there had actually been three more Idea Guys. This revelation occurred after Chris allowed Null to enter his Discord account and view their collective chat logs. One of these newly identified Idea Guys was Stephen Boyd, who went by the name NinFreakLan on Kiwi Farms&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/&lt;/ref&gt;. Prior to being exposed, Boyd participated in threads speculating the identity of the supposed &quot;Idea Guy 2.0&quot;. When it was noted that this supposed new troll had begun trolling only a day after Wise had been doxxed, Boyd responded:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|But what kinda person would go back to doing this immediately after being doxed? It doesn't properly add up for Cunt Nugget to be Josh. Maybe Chris told Idea Guy 2.0 everything}}<br /> <br /> Because of the discovery of his involvement, it seems extremely likely that Boyd only became involved after Wise had been exposed. Leaked private messages to other Kiwi Farms members seem to indicate that Wise had been searching for a partner in crime; Boyd may have noticed and reached out. Perhaps unsurprisingly, after Wise was doxxed, Boyd began white knighting him, comparing his weening to [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and [[Clyde Cash]].&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-556#post-3308028&lt;/ref&gt; Stephen wouldn't be exposed himself until six months later.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|A doxx does seem a little extreme. I mean would we have done the same to Clyde Cash or Marvin for stupid shit they did in the past to generate Chris chimping when this is LESS than that?}}<br /> <br /> The other two Idea Guys mentioned by Null have had their identities kept secret. Null stated that he spared them, for both contributed very little to the trolling effort, and dropped out very early on. The only known information about them is that one of them is Canadian, and the other is [[China|Chinese]].<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Psychic Type Talk.jpg|Chris coped during the Idea Guys' reign by mentally retreating to [[CWCville]] and talking to his [[imaginary friends]] there.<br /> File:Digman (Dark Idea Guy) TSSSF.jpg|&quot;Dark Idea Guy&quot; as envisioned by Chris months after the Idea Guys had been ousted.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and reality]]<br /> *[[Cryzel]]<br /> *[[Cryzel Torture]]<br /> *[[Kun T'Nyuget]]<br /> *[[Idea Guy Q&amp;A]]<br /> *[[Sonichu 13]]<br /> *[[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]]<br /> *[[The Bad Beginning]]<br /> *[[Teen Troon Squad]], who leaked several videos from the Idea Guys saga.<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Fantasies}}<br /> {{People}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Barbara_Chandler&diff=245534 Barbara Chandler 2020-07-28T04:37:40Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>{{DeadLinks}}<br /> <br /> {{Protip|Barb doesn't have dementia. Her behavior in begging videos is exaggerated for sympathy donations, and she still demonstrates cognizance off-camera.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I am close to my mother, but I would advise some space between you and your mother. And I recommend [[Love_Quest|finding yourself]] a Girlfriend/Sweetheart to remain with in your later years of life. Mama's not gonna be around forever.|Chris gives advice to a ''Sonichu'' fan.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 13]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|She [[Death threats|threatens to kill me]] in her episode of emotional rage.|Chris on Barb.&lt;ref name=&quot;jackie26&quot;&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 26]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Barbara was more of a “Guilty Pleasure” waifu|Chris [[Chris and escapism#Roleplaying|roleplaying]] as Magi-Chan, demonstrating his oedipal complex}}<br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Barbara&amp;nbsp;Chandler<br /> | image =[[File:Barb_11-19-2019.jpg|250px|center]]<br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Birth name<br /> |data1 = Barbara Anne Weston<br /> |label2 = Also known as<br /> |data2 = Barb&lt;br&gt;Blarb&lt;br&gt;[[Borb]]&lt;br&gt;[[Obesity|Snorlax]]&lt;br&gt;[[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Sugar Darling]]<br /> |label3 = Date of Birth<br /> |data3 = [[Pre-1980#1940s|1 October 1941]] (age {{Age|1941|10|1}})<br /> |label4 = Gender<br /> |data4 = Female<br /> |label5 = Nationality<br /> |data5 = [[United States|American]]<br /> |label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br /> |data6 = White<br /> |label7 = Spouse<br /> |data7 = [[Ran Coleman Yeatts]] (1961–1963)&lt;br&gt;[[Bob Chandler|Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.]] (1980–2011)<br /> |label9 = Children<br /> |data9 = [[Cole Smithey]]&lt;br&gt;[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br /> |label10 = Father<br /> |data10 = Joseph Otto &quot;Joe&quot; Weston (1896–1955)<br /> |label11 = Mother<br /> |data11 = Carrie Edna Wynn (1911–1967)<br /> |label12 = Occupation<br /> |data12 = Office worker (retired)<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Barbara Anne Weston Chandler'''&lt;ref&gt;[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]&lt;/ref&gt; (born 1 [[Wikipedia:1941#October|October 1941]]&lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html&lt;/ref&gt;) is the widow of [[Bob Chandler]] and the mother of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Cole Smithey]]. The sole recognition for her motherly qualities is the Mother of the Year [[2000]] Award Chris created for her.&lt;ref&gt;[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 13|A Week With Christian Chandler, page 13]]&lt;/ref&gt; She has not won the award since.<br /> <br /> ==Early life==<br /> [[File:Zapina.jpg|thumb|Barb's mother on her wedding day (artist's impression)]]<br /> Barbara is the fifth child (out of eight) of Joseph Otto &quot;Joe&quot; Weston (1896–1955) and Carrie Edna Wynn (1911–1967). They married in 1926, when Carrie was either 14 or 15 years old and Joseph [[Pedofork|was 29 or 30]].&lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d141.html#P141&lt;/ref&gt; Otto died in 1955, after falling from a horse-drawn wagon.&lt;ref&gt;http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html&lt;/ref&gt; Barb's maternal grandfather was an alcoholic moonshiner, who carried out affairs and failed to provide even the most basic support for her mother's family.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] Chris wrote on [[January 2012|January 30th, 2012]], Barbara lost her virginity at some point during her high school years. Why Chris knows this is anyone's guess.<br /> <br /> Barb grew up in Red Oak, Virginia, and graduated from [[Wikipedia:Randolph-Henry High School|Randolph-Henry High School]] in Charlotte Court House, Virginia in 1960. While there, she was treasurer of her school's chapter of the [[Women's rights|Future Homemakers of America]], a member of the Randolph-Henry bus patrol, a typist for her school yearbook, ''The Log'', and a member of the [[Spanish]] Club. She was also a member of many other school organizations, suggesting that she was very involved in extracurricular activities while in high school. She was also known for her perfect attendance record from her sophomore through her senior years of high school. <br /> <br /> According to her senior yearbook, her nickname in high school was Bobcat, possibly due to [[Obesity|her figure]].<br /> <br /> Chris stated in a leaked video that he and his mother are not liked by the members of the Weston family who have outlived [[Aunt Corrina]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Message for John Kyle]]&lt;/ref&gt; It is not clear whether Chris meant to say that after Corrina's death all of the Westons started hating him and his mother or, alternatively, that by the time of Corrina's death, no Weston other than her had a cordial relationship with Chris and Barb. Regardless of how this statement should be interpreted, it appears that Barbara's relationship with rest of her extended family is strained.<br /> <br /> ==Cole and his various fathers==<br /> [[Image:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|thumb|Cole visits for Chris's [[My big 18th party (story)|18th birthday]].]]<br /> <br /> Barbara grew up and raised Chris's older half-brother [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] in Richmond, Virginia, near Virginia Commonwealth University and West Avenue.&lt;ref name=&quot;Raising&quot;&gt;[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Barbara gave birth to [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] in 1963. Throughout his life, Barbara has lied to Cole about who his father is because she is [[Wikipedia:Maury Povich|Maury Povich]] trash. <br /> <br /> Based on his experiences with various stepfathers, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] thinks that Barbara has a &quot;proclivity to isolate herself via scurrilous mates&quot;.&lt;ref name=&quot;coleemail2&quot;&gt;[[:File:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 2]]&lt;/ref&gt; The use of &quot;scurrilous&quot; in this statement makes no sense, suggesting [[Cole Smithey|Cole]] tries to use [[Chris and English|big]] words to impress people – [[Laughs Under Lucricities|a family trait]], perhaps.<br /> <br /> ===Jack Dale Smithey===<br /> Barb insists that Cole's father is Jack Dale Smithey, to whom she claimed she was married, but records do not support this.&lt;ref name=&quot;coleemail2&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> In 1995, Cole's friend syndicated cartoonist [[Wikipedia:Ted_Rall|Ted Rall]] made an Internet post questioning the whereabouts of Jack Dale Smithey. According to the post, Smithey lived in Richmond in 1963 (the time Cole was born), and was a Merchant Marine. He later worked as a trucker for Pilot Trucking in North Carolina, but had not been heard of since 1964.&lt;ref&gt;http://archiver.rootsweb.ancestry.com/th/read/SURNAMES/1995-04/0798938259&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Cole eventually hired a private detective who tracked down Jack Smithey in Sarasota, Florida.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole Smithey E-mails&quot;&gt;[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Ran Coleman Yeatts===<br /> [[Image:RanColemanYeatts-WakeForestHowler1961.png|thumb|Cole's [[TRUE and HONEST]] biological father, Ran Coleman Yeatts, from the 1961 Wake Forest yearbook.]]<br /> <br /> Records, found by [[Cole Smithy|Cole]] after making a trip back to Richmond, show Barb married one Ran ''Cole''man Yeatts in 1961. Yeatts was from South Hill, Virginia, and was enrolled at Wake Forest College as late as 1960. He was scheduled to graduate in 1961, the year he and Barb married.&lt;ref&gt;http://www.archive.org/stream/howler1960wake/howler1960wake_djvu.txt&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> To further fuel Cole's rage, Yeatts would visit him and was introduced as a &quot;friend&quot; of the family when he was a child.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole Smithey E-mails&quot; /&gt; After Cole hired a private detective, Barbara hung up on him when he called to ask about his father.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole Smithey E-mails&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Yeatts died on 6 June 2007 in South Hill. His obituary made no mention of Cole and, curiously, none of Barbara either.&lt;ref&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071320/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesdispatch/obituary.aspx?n=Ran-Yeatts&amp;pid=88787372&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license.jpeg|1961 6 17 - Barb and Ran marriage license<br /> File:1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce.jpeg|1963 5 15 - Barb, Ran divorce<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Jerry Harmon===<br /> Jerry Harmon is Barbara's former lover and alleged sinister step-father of [[Cole Smithey]], Chris's older half-brother. Barbara claims to have married Jerry after her relationships with Jack Dale Smithey and Ran Coleman Yeatts. However, in the course of Cole's investigation into his family history, he was unable to find a marriage certificate.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole Smithey E-mails&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quote|I grew up in an abusive household with Barbara and my former stepfather Jerry, where physical and mental punishments ran the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults... Even at a very young age, I knew that they would abandon me. They were both irresponsible and incompetent parents who exposed me to traumas that I would rather not remember.|Cole on Barb and Jerry's parenting skills.&lt;ref name=&quot;Cole Smithey E-mails&quot; /&gt;}}<br /> {{-}}<br /> <br /> In his article [[Saturday Night Special]], Cole would further elaborate about his first step-father. According to Cole, Jerry was a professional magician who lived with Barbara in a second-floor apartment adjacent to the campus of Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond. Jerry allegedly kept a gun in his nightstand drawer, which his stepson would play with, and was out cheating on his wife when an intruder came to the apartment, leaving Barb to have to fire the gun to scare them off. The shot ricocheted and nearly killed Cole as a result, hitting the wall a hair's breadth behind his head.<br /> <br /> ==Marriage with [[Bob]]==<br /> [[File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|thumb|1980 6 7 - Borb's marriage license]]<br /> [[File:Barbara1993cropped.png|thumb|Barb c. 1993]]<br /> Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot;&gt;[[Mumble 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, vividly recalled them being drunken retards.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-1.PNG|24 July 2007 email #1 from Cole to Chris]]&lt;/ref&gt; According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: &quot;She chased him down the hall.&quot; They got married in 1980.&lt;ref name=&quot;Mumble 3.5&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Image:0033-MommasBirthday.jpg|thumb|left|She never was much of a looker.]]<br /> According to Chris, Barbara had not had sex with Bob for at least two decades before his death. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.&lt;ref&gt;[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> On September 1992, Chris and Bob moved from Ruckersville to Chesterfield County.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris's Wikipedia profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]&lt;/ref&gt; Barbara did not accompany them, but rather remained in Ruckersville. Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement, and that she still visited Bob and Chris on every weekend during the time she lived separately from them. After going into retirement when Chris was in the eighth grade (in early 1996), Barbara came to live with her husband and son in Chesterfield.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 32#Chris is no stranger to stupid name changes]]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> With both Barbara and Bob retired, they resided with Chris in their Ruckersville home. It is difficult to ascertain what their relationship was like, but sources such as the tour of the house would suggest that Chris's parents neglected the [[14_Branchland_Court|family home]] and spent most of their time apart in separate areas of the house.<br /> <br /> Barbara became a widow on 6 September 2011 when Bob died.&lt;ref name=&quot;BobObit&quot;&gt;http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&amp;pid=153539600&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Treatment of Chris==<br /> <br /> ===Abuse and manipulation===<br /> {{quote|And he told me of mom saying she was going to pack up and leave the house, then I ran downstairs, finding her on the couch; she was soo miserable and sad; she talked of Wanting to Die, &quot;you don't even have to change my clothes, you can just bury me in what I have on.&quot; I was soo sad and crying and soo sorry for the way I misbehaved; we hugged and made up a bit.|An example of Barb's manipulation.&lt;ref name=magfest&gt;[[Gal Pal E-mails 3#Borb vs MAGfest]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Barb has had a long history of abusing and/or manipulating her children. For example, she has often used threats of suicide to guilt Chris into obeying her whims. When Bob and Chris once tried to discuss cleaning the hoard to Barb, she responded by threatening suicide.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-1-12-skylanders-imaginators-leader-christine-w-chandler-random-review-n-stuff.27570/page-9#post-2020225 &lt;/ref&gt; <br /> She also threatened suicide to her family during the [[Ivy]] Saga, supposedly as a response to the stress she was going through.&lt;ref name=&quot;IvyQ&amp;A&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> In an episode from 2011, when Chris failed to book himself a hotel room for [[MAGfest]], due to being broke, and planned to sleep in his car,&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 29]]&lt;/ref&gt; Barb prevented him from going by pointing out the &quot;crime risk and chilly temperatures&quot;, threatening to lock him out of their house, claiming that she would pack up and leave, and later told him she wanted to die. After Chris folded and went to his room to cry about it, she gave him a &quot;half-payment of a copy of DC Universe Online to make up for not allowing [him] to go&quot;.&lt;ref name=magfest&gt;&lt;/ref&gt; Later that year, after Chris became a [[tomgirl]], Barb tried to stop him from wearing dresses and make-up by telling him she feared he would kill her. She then ordered him to sit down, and she cut his hair&lt;ref&gt;Jackie E-mails 26&lt;/ref&gt;.<br /> <br /> It also appears that Chris's diet is not a concern for Barb.The night after the Chandler family moved back to Ruckersville, Bob and Chris refused a spaghetti dinner offered by Barb. As a response, Barb decided to forego cooking for her family and has not made a meal for Chris since then.&lt;ref&gt;See emails sent by [[Jackie E-mails 24|Chris to Jackie on 24 and 26 April 2011]].&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> In addition, Barb has used the specter of old age for her own gain, by manipulating Chris into thinking she will have a heart attack. This tactic has been used so often that Chris will panic and call 911 if Barb does not answer the phone when he calls her to check up on her when he is out of the house.&lt;ref&gt;Comments from Marvin on Kiwi Farms, gone when the site was taken down.&lt;/ref&gt; When Barb and Chris were both arrested for [[assault and battery]], Chris was extremely worried about her health, saying in an e-mail:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|My mother fought the police in my defense, and she was handcuffed and I was emotionally distraught, I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED, until an ambulance came for my mother to take her to UVA Hospital; she was okay, but her Blood Pressure was high.<br /> <br /> I prayed a LOT to Jesus for my release and safe return home with my mother. And I banged the cell door with both my feet while lying on a folding mattress on the floor (to get those bastards to let me see and talk to my mother<br /> <br /> Only after seeing my mother in her suit pass by my second cell, did I start to calm down. I was REALLY WORRIED about my mother and her health. She Needed Me, and I Needed Her.}}<br /> <br /> The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] summed up Chris's relationship with Barb:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Well, I don't think they talk very much. However, no, Chris is Barb's hand servant. She screams for him and he comes running. She has him change the newspaper the dogs shit on, she has him run errands to bring her stuff, and she used to have him haul her goodwill crap to the car, and then from the car into the house.<br /> <br /> ''...''<br /> <br /> I think Barb's yelling has gotten much less frequent nowadays. It seems like she's pretty feeble nowadays. Chris is just as scared of Barb as he used to be though. I don't think he realizes how much power he has over Barb nowadays.<br /> <br /> They're really physically affectionate in a strange way. Chris is pretty touchy feely with women because of habits he learned by spending time with Barb.&lt;ref&gt;https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:YAJnFcGDS9kJ:https://kiwifarms.net/threads/is-chris-really-qualified-to-be-caring-for-barb.16435/page-4+&amp;cd=1&amp;hl=en&amp;ct=clnk&amp;gl=us&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> After Bob died, Barb's abuse of Chris escalated. She treated him as a slave and forced him to be on-call at all times. Around [[2013]], she forced Chris to move out of his bedroom, specifically so she could bark orders at him more efficiently, by throwing a tantrum and wrecking his possessions.<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|a few months to a year before the fire, Chris stopped being permitted to sleep separately from Barb, in his bedroom. He had to sleep closer to Barb, because she needed to be able to yell for him to go to [[sheetz]] and buy her crap, and he wasn't able to hear her up in his bedroom. He kind of tried to resist at first, but then she got super pissed and threw a tantrum. She wrecked his room and like flipped everything over because he was trying to sleep on his own.&lt;ref&gt;https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:YAJnFcGDS9kJ:https://kiwifarms.net/threads/is-chris-really-qualified-to-be-caring-for-barb.16435/page-4+&amp;cd=1&amp;hl=en&amp;ct=clnk&amp;gl=us&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Financial exploitation===<br /> {{quote|she is also being Very Annoying. “Christine, Let’s put this random good item on eBay. I REALLY Need the Money for not only my bill payments, but also, we need more food here. I am greedy too.”<br /> <br /> “OH! You sold something of Yours? I Want $50 From That”, she is constantly pestering and bugging me. Nowadays, Nearly every time she comes downstairs to talk or chill, my Impulsive, Subconscious feeling of her presence is Cringe and “Oh, No! She’s gonna Bug Me Again of the Da** Finances Again!”|Chris&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2018 social media posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> ===Pampering===<br /> {{quote|Yeah, but then my Mom is pretty much jealous of me loving another woman more than her.|Chris, describing his [[Wikipedia:Oedipus complex|Oedipus complex]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 10]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Yes, dear.|Chris, addressing Barb&lt;ref&gt;[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Parenting Interview 001.jpg|Barb and Bob's answers on a parenting quiz.<br /> File:Parenting Interview 002.jpg|The second page.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Image:0028-ChristopherWMom1.jpg|thumb|Barbara evolved into Snorlax as she raised Chris.]]<br /> <br /> According to Cole, Bob and Barbara left Chris alone every day for years with the [[abusive babysitter]] while going out drinking, effectively ignoring the manifestation of the earliest symptoms of autism.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]&lt;/ref&gt; After Chris's initial diagnosis, and after their negligence was inevitably thrown back in their face, Barbara resorted to any means necessary to coax Chris into talking, most notoriously by bribing him with toys.&lt;ref&gt;[[Song of Christian]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Image:ImWorkingOnIt.png|thumb|left|Chris and Barbara in an intimate moment.]]<br /> <br /> While both of Chris's parents are largely responsible for his current state, Barb has more often than not been the most active in protecting Chris from recognizing any failure or shortcoming on his part, doing everything from being his sole commission with [[Cutco]] to going as his date to his [[Manchester High School#The Senior Prom|senior prom]].<br /> <br /> This pattern of accountability continues even into Chris's adult years. On at least two occasions, most notably after he was banned permanently, Barbara visited [[the GAMe PLACe]] attempting to protect and defend her little snowflake and argue his case with [[Michael Snyder]], but to no avail.<br /> <br /> As first evidenced by the &quot;GAMe PLACe/4Chan picture&quot; incident, she is extremely paranoid regarding Chris's online misadventures, likely because she fears that he'll [[Jerkhief|get]] [[Bagget|arrested]] and [[28 October 2011|go to prison]]. Given some of the violent states of some of his videos and Chris's [[Arrest|track record]], she is probably not too far from the truth. She may also suspect that Chris is a [[pedofork|pedophile]], as she [[Mumble 10| thought it was possible that he may have fallen for a ''To Catch a Predator''-esque sting operation]] during the [[Julie]] fiasco. She even seems to suspect that [[Megan Schroeder]], one of the few women Chris has known who ''was not'' out to troll him, is partially responsible for the persecution he has endured over the years. She does her part to keep his activities under control by acting as Chris's personal concierge, as seen when she interrogated [[Ivy]] for about half an hour before letting her speak to Chris.&lt;ref name=&quot;IvyQ&amp;A&quot;&gt;[[Ivy Q&amp;A]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Barbara constantly babies Chris and tells him how handsome he is.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu Girls]] and [[White knight emails]]&lt;/ref&gt; She also told Chris that the reason he often &quot;blanks out&quot; or gets confused is not that he is an absent-minded, slothful buffoon, but that he is a &quot;[[Chris and art|creative genius]] and is simply overwhelmed by having so many creative ideas&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kacey Call 12]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> However, it seems that even Barb has her limits. Like Bob, she was [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|ashamed of Chris's effeminate escapades]], claiming that she did not raise a daughter, and that &quot;tomgirl&quot; is not a thing. [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|She tried and failed]] to get Chris to stop wearing a bra and panties, even offering to pay him to stop.<br /> <br /> ===Spooning===<br /> {{quote|I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.|[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|One result of Barb's parenting choices, as explained by Chris in August 2016.]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> To cap off their relationship, Chris revealed in private conversations with multiple people that Barb has spooned with him.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M ''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!'' (YouTube)]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> From [[Arthur Spatchcock]], on Chris sleeping with his mother:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Story time, kids. Now most of us are aware of the fire; how Barb and Chris were displaced for some time while the house was getting renovated. You know how Chris was all whiny about his legos, right? Some getting melted, shit like that...well he kind of left out that his own bed was ruined as well given it had years of grease soaked into it because not bathing is so chic in his eyes. So when they got back home Chris didn't have his own bed anymore so he was sharing one with Barb instead. This came with the horrifying addendum that Barb wanted to spoon with him; I don't know if he was little spoon or big spoon but I know she was unimpressed and one night just unloaded on him angrily enough that Chris decided to get his own bed with his own money. So it goes without saying that from the time Chris and Barb got back home [[DStecks|until he got that grand]] he was sleeping in the same bed as his mother.&lt;ref&gt;https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:BN2t1QLl1LoJ:https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-4-11-e-begging-intensifies.19356/page-5+&amp;cd=6&amp;hl=en&amp;ct=clnk&amp;gl=us&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> In August 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] observed Chris and Barb in public during a court hearing:&lt;ref&gt;[[26 December 2014]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Barb and Chris are way too physically intimate. It's one thing to describe their creepy relationship, it's quite another to watch it IRL. They hold hands and Chris is always putting his arm around her and rubbing her shoulders sensually. That's shit I'd do to someone I'd want to bang. Not a family member. It's weird.}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I am not a &quot;Bates&quot;. OMG. |Chris, in denial&lt;ref&gt;[[Misc texts]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Barb's habit of cuddling with Chris had been going on since Bob was alive, and he knew of it, but, due to Barb's manipulation, he was not able to stop her.&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.is/zwWV9&lt;/ref&gt; In [[August 2016]], Chris [[Honest content|admitted]] to having [[Chris and sex#Dreams of sex with Barb|incestuous fantasies about Barb]], prompting further analysis of their uncomfortably intimate relationship. Chris sometimes refers to her as [[Darling|&quot;dear&quot; or &quot;darling&quot;]], as he usually does for [[DoopieDoOver|would-be sweethearts]]. In his [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|April 2018 Twitch stream]], when Chris got his mother to reluctantly say &quot;[[Random-access humor|turn me loose, you silly goose]]&quot; after hugging him, he commented that she &quot;used to do that more [[Chris and English|flirtingly]]&quot;.<br /> <br /> ==Health problems==<br /> ===Mental===<br /> Barb is understood by most to be a highly unstable woman, and worryingly, many of her behaviors can also be observed in Chris. Many believe her to be selfish and extremely narcissistic, on account of her baseless belief that she is [[Daniel Weston|descended from]] [[Anne Boleyn|Tudor high nobility]], and the pathological manner in which she lies and assigns blame to others, even in instances where the fault clearly lies with her. All of these traits are shared by Chris, with Barb's apparent encouragement. Additionally, many aspects of her relationship with Chris are consistent with [http://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/mothers-with-narcissistic-personality-disorder/ narcissistic motherhood], which is a fascinating, but complex, topic too lengthy to be discussed in detail here. Although Chris seems to be her [http://www.daughtersofnarcissisticmothers.com/golden-child-and-scapegoat/ &quot;golden child&quot;], she does not shy from mistreating him if he displeases her. This can be seen in an email to [[Jackie]] from May 2011; Chris claimed that his mother flew into a rage over his [[tomgirl]] inclinations, forcing him to submit to a haircut and [[Death threats|threatening to kill him]].&lt;ref name=&quot;jackie26&quot; /&gt;<br /> <br /> Aside from her narcissism, Barb is also infamous to Christorians for her hoarding. Chris has labelled her a &quot;pack rat&quot;,&lt;ref&gt;[[Father Call]]&lt;/ref&gt; and on more than one occasion has indicated his displeasure at her hoarding and the consequent state of [[14 Branchland Court|their house]], although neither he nor Bob are known to have ever seriously challenged it. Barb compulsively hoards her purchases, particularly from Goodwill, which, by [[2009]], had rendered the living room uninhabitable.&lt;ref&gt;[[Tour of Chris's House]]&lt;/ref&gt; When Bob was admitted to the hospital for the final time, he was quarantined for bug bites, ostensibly due to the conditions in the Chandler household.&lt;ref&gt;[[Rocky Shoemaker call]]&lt;/ref&gt; The situation did not improve after Bob's passing, either. A [[Tour of Chris's House II|second house tour video]] made by Chris in [[2013]] revealed that Barb's hoarding had gotten severe enough to render entire rooms completely inaccessible, with some rooms literally full of stuff to within inches of the ceiling, and others reduced to crevices carved into walls of junk.<br /> <br /> Barb's hoarding was predicted by many to lead to disaster, and finally did on [[10 January 2014]], when Chris started a house fire in the morning while trying to brew coffee in the bathroom, because the kitchen had been among the rooms blocked off by Barb's junk. Naturally, Barb's hoard provided ample kindling for the fire, and the house was severely damaged before the fire could be contained. In fact, given the state of the house in the second tour video, it's surprising that Chris and Barb were able to escape. Unsurprising, however, is the fact that one of the Chandlers' remaining cats died in the blaze, and one of the firefighters sent to the scene also suffered unspecified injuries.<br /> <br /> While the Chandlers [[Rental House|relocated]], pending repairs to their home, Barb's stuff went into storage. When repairs were completed a year later, Barb had all of it moved back to 14 Branchland Court, and is not known to have disposed of any of it, even though, by all accounts, most of what she and Chris were able to salvage is either fire, smoke or water damaged, rendering it completely useless. This was confirmed in April 2017, when Chris mentioned the laundry room contained a &quot;mountain pile&quot; of 20-40 bags of dirty, damaged clothing which had not been washed since the fire occurred.&lt;ref&gt;[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering The Classic shirt for $12,000 minimum]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Weight===<br /> [[Image:Cheers01.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction.]]<br /> <br /> Like Chris, Barbara has previously been [[obesity|obese]]. Around 20 years ago Barbara was reasonably slim, but, along with Chris, ballooned out as the 2000s rolled along, to the point of resembling an American [[Wikipedia:Rose West|Rose West]]. Her massive size earned her the affectionate nickname '''Snorlax''' from the [[trolls]]. Barb's size may have led to her [[stress|sleeping a lot]]&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]&lt;/ref&gt; and usually skipping [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Church audio]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> However, according to eyewitness reports, Barbara lost weight in 2012.&lt;ref&gt;[[This is how the Trial went‎]]&lt;/ref&gt; Her weight loss is visible in photos Chris took of her at a 2012 Mythbusters tour stop in Washington, DC.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:BarbMarch2012.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> This has continued into her old age. When she attended Chris's [[26 December 2014|court hearings]] throughout [[2015]], Christorians in attendance invariably noted that although she has lost weight, she appears to have low muscle mass; probably due to her sedentary lifestyle. In particular, at [[26 December 2014#15 October Hearing|his last hearing]], it was noted that Barb appeared to be growing increasingly frail and possibly senile, as she did not present as very responsive, and appeared much more submissive to Chris than she has otherwise been known to be. Chris also reportedly got short with her due to her poor hearing.<br /> <br /> In 2018, Chris decided to cash in on the Snorlax joke, claiming that his mother found it funny. He listed a plush Snorlax for sale on [[eBay]], at $200.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Hey, Everyone! Those in the meme-know: the times when my mother used to be large and lazy, everyone called her a Snorlax. Well, Barbara likes the joke too, and can laugh it off as she is doing a lot better these days. So, one time only, she signed a Snorlax Plush, and YOU can own it; a 20% More Awesome Collectible. A personal Certificate or Letter of Authenticity will be included. Thank you.}}<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Cashinginsnorlax.png<br /> Snorlax1.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Holey buttocks===<br /> In a [[Twitter|tweet]] to Cole from June 29, 2013, Chris tells him that &quot;[he] ought to be over here putting bandages on [their] Mom's holey buttocks&quot;. It was not clear exactly what sort of problem this referred to, though it hardly sounds pleasant. On October 14, 2013, Chris elaborated in a Facebook post, stating, &quot;my mother stresses me with her continuous rants about her damn miniature scabie flies, her suffering, the [[Financhu_Crisis|low finances]] and shit!!!&quot;. Consensus was that the so-called &quot;holey buttocks&quot; were, in fact, lesions. It is now believed that Barb currently has a colony of parasitic mites, rather than flies, that have burrowed into her prodigious posterior. Naturally, while Barb is being eaten alive by parasites other than Chris, her child whines about having to take care of her.<br /> <br /> ===Dental===<br /> In August 2014, Chris begged for money on [[Facebook]], [[Lego|supposedly]] to pay dental fees, as he claimed his mother had cavities in her teeth which needed treatment. In July 2016, Barb herself begged for money.&lt;ref&gt;[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris and Barb restarted this begging for dental fees for Barb in early 2018.<br /> <br /> ===Other===<br /> In [[October 2009]], Barbara spent her birthday at the hospital with what the Chandlers thought was food poisoning.&lt;ref name=&quot;9 October 2009&quot;&gt;[[9 October 2009]]&lt;/ref&gt; Barbara was diagnosed with [[Wikipedia:Colitis|colitis]], a gastrointestinal disease characterized by the inflammation of the colon. It manifests in diarrhea and cramps. Which kind of colitis has yet to be determined. It seems the Chandler family's diet has finally come to affect her, and in order to survive she will have to change her eating habits; considering their stubbornness, this clearly will end badly.<br /> <br /> Hearing the plight of the Chandler family, [[Trolls|fans]] of Sonichu created the website &quot;Barbara Chandler Has AIDS&quot; to spread awareness regarding AIDS and to collect donations for research foundations and charities.&lt;ref&gt;[http://sites.google.com/site/barbarachandlerhasaids/home &quot;Barbara Chandler Has AIDS&quot; Awareness Website]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris himself denied the rumor.&lt;ref name=&quot;9 October 2009&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> On 23 August 2013, Chris revealed that Barbara had been afflicted with breast cancer but managed to survive.&lt;ref&gt;[[Facebook#Breast Cancer Awareness]]&lt;/ref&gt; He did not give details about when was she diagnosed with the ailment, at what stage it was or what kind of treatment Barb received.<br /> <br /> ==Aging==<br /> {{quote|They treat, they treat you very badly in there. She, she would, she, she, she would never want me to put her into a home, and I would not do that.|Chris, August 2014&lt;ref&gt;[[Catie Date Conversation Transcript]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Barb reacts to Quinn.jpg|thumb|200px|Barb, aged 76, tissue in hand, comforting Chris after [[Jessica Quinn]] broke up with him.]]<br /> <br /> In November 2015, [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]] was uploaded to YouTube. The video is a plea for [[Cole Smithey]], [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]] to visit Barb before &quot;her time runs out&quot;, even though the latter two are not Barb's progeny.<br /> <br /> On 13 July 2016, Barb unexpectedly starred in [[Donations Further Requested, Please|one of Chris's e-begging videos]]. In the minute-long video, she speaks slowly and almost inaudibly, hardly moving or blinking for the entirety of the video. While some have voiced concerns that this may be an early sign of dementia, it is just as likely that Barb, being a manipulative narcissist, was putting on an act for money. She has since re-appeared in numerous other e-begging videos from Chris, including multiple in [[August 2018]]; her appearance is frail and quite frazzled, and her sentences are often punctuated with tons of &quot;ums&quot; and &quot;uhs&quot;.<br /> <br /> [[File:Our signatures00001.png |thumb|left|Barb and Chris in March 2018, the former wearing the [[$400 gold necklace]].]]<br /> In August 2016, [[Anna McLerran]] posted a photo on Facebook of herself and Barb together.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Barb and anna.jpg|With Anna, presumably in August 2016.]]&lt;/ref&gt; In it, Barb appears to have aged significantly since her last appearance in the &quot;Donations Further Requested, Please&quot; video.<br /> <br /> In November 2016, Barb escaped injury when she slipped and fell.&lt;ref&gt;[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb slips and falls]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris has been increasingly tasked with helping Barb around the house in her elderly age. He stated in April 2017 that he was taking care-giving classes.&lt;ref&gt;[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017]]&lt;/ref&gt; Barb is seen in [[Minor Update, Handouts!]], a begging video, in which Chris demands money because Barb drinks costly &quot;meal replacement shakes&quot;, possibly referring to a drink such as Ensure.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Legal problems==<br /> On [[28 October 2011]], Chris and Barb were caught in an incident with [[The GAMe PLACe]], and were actually arrested with several serious charges, with Barb's including felony assault and failure to stop. The two were later released on bail. After a succession of court hearings, Barb, along with her son, was arraigned on her felony charges on 10 July 2012. She was sentenced to community service and was put under a two-year probation, as well as being ordered to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills. When informed of the latter fact during the trial, Chris explained that his mother, a retired, obese, seventy-year-old woman, would take care of the charges for him. No one was particularly surprised at this revelation.<br /> <br /> ==Financial problems==<br /> [[File:Barb's blankets ebay listings photos 01.jpg |Barb advertising blankets for sale in summer 2018.|thumb|250px]]<br /> In 2016, Barb was sued by a Discover bank in Norfolk for not paying [[debt]]s. This came to light on [[March 2016|March 14]], [[2016]], when sharp-eyed [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwis]] noticed that she had a hearing on March 16. Since grave neglect of her debt was likely the cause of her being taken to court, it was widely assumed that she would ignore the summons too. Instead, once the court records were updated, many were surprised to see that not only had Barb attended, but she had represented herself, too. Equally unsurprisingly, this bold move failed to pay off, and Barb was still sentenced to pay $4,706.93.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Barb discover bank result.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Five months later, Barb was sued again, this time by Capital One, for the same reason. The hearing in September resulted in a Default Judgement against Barb, meaning that she did not bother attending. She owes Capital One $15,906.99.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Barb vs Capital One Bank result.png]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Her out-of-control debt was the catalyst for the [[Financhu Crisis]] of 2016.<br /> <br /> In June through July of that year, Barb appeared in three videos:<br /> <br /> *[[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]]<br /> *[[Donations Requested, Please]]<br /> *[[Donations Further Requested, Please]]<br /> <br /> In the videos, she and Chris beg for donations, claiming to need money for her asthma medication and dental work (although they receive a combined amount of $2,500 per month from the government&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris and money#But wait, Chris isn't employed!]]&lt;/ref&gt; and their costly hoards are clearly visible behind them). See the Appearances section for more appearances by Barb.<br /> <br /> She has failed to take accountability for ruining the family's finances, trying to pin the blame on Chris,&lt;ref&gt;[[Patreon announcement]]&lt;/ref&gt; even though her known debt of over $20,000 is much larger than Chris's.<br /> <br /> She and Chris had an inheritance from Bob worth &quot;tens of thousands of dollars&quot; when he passed away, but Barb decided to frivolously spend it on [[Rob Bell]] in an attempt to gain exoneration for her [[assault and battery]] charge.<br /> <br /> In summer 2018, she joined forces with Chris in selling stuff on [[eBay]], including items from her hoard and her autographs, which some fans bought.<br /> <br /> ==Appearances==<br /> <br /> ===In ''Sonichu''===<br /> [[File:Bc.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris gets to live out his fantasy of being (and having) an adequate son.]]<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], Barbara makes a brief appearance in &quot;Classic Sonichu Strips&quot;.<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], the male [[Dating education#In Sonichu|Dating Education]] students are given Barbara dolls to talk to.<br /> <br /> In the 2015 revisions to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], Chris wrote out Bianca's character and replaced her with his mother. <br /> <br /> According to the [[CWCipedia]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]] go to Anneweston Elementary School.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Wild_Sonichu Wild Sonichu]&lt;/ref&gt; It is unknown whether or not Sonichu and Rosechu's children still go that school after their [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children#Sonichu and Rosechu's children|evolution]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Chandlers &amp; Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Barb is photoshopped into a &quot;family photo&quot; alongside Chris, Bob and the various Chus.<br /> <br /> [[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|In ''Sonichu'' #12.]]<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Barb is in a set of pages that is a cross between Chris writing an autobiographical account of himself coming out as a tomgirl to his parents and a tribute to his late father. <br /> <br /> Due to Chris's Oedipal complex, Barb is depicted as much more youthful than Bob, even though she was nearly 70 at the time. She expresses surprise at her son's announcement on being trans. Chris states that she was &quot;hesitant for a long while&quot;, but &quot;got used to my subtle and more changes&quot;.<br /> <br /> This is a drastic understatement, as the real-life Barb tried to stop his [[tomgirl]] lifestyle in ways including suicide threats, guilt trips (by claiming that she was worried Chris would kill her), paying him to stop cross-dressing, and even ordering him to submit to a haircut. If her attitude towards him cooled, it was only out of resignation rather than acceptance. Evidence of this is when she became angry with him again after finding out that he had successfully changed his name in 2016.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-6-11-cwcville-shopping-is-on-vacation.21491/page-5#post-1518208&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Barb, pictured at left, as ''Sugar Darling'', in a [[My Little Pony|MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]].]]<br /> <br /> In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]].<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ===As toys===<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:LegoSnorlax.jpg|As [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] sees her in [[Lego]] form.<br /> File:BarbAmiibo.jpg|Barb [[Amiibo]], complete with cleavage, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]].<br /> File:Barb drawing Nov. '15.jpg|Promo drawing for the Amiibo.<br /> File:Barbara Anne Rosechu TSSSF card.png|As a [[TSSSF]] card. Note that Chris calls her a &quot;redneck tomboy&quot; and her power is to steal a shipping partner.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Audio===<br /> * Private Skype chat with [[Sarah May]].<br /> * 4 [[February 2009]], [[Mumble 2]]: Barbara denies singing while vacuuming [[Chris's room]].<br /> * 17 [[February 2009]], [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]: Barbara talks to Chris but when Julie wants to talk to her, Barbara says she isn't &quot;able to talk to anybody right now&quot;.<br /> * [[March 2009]]: Barbara takes over the phone from Chris when Clyde [[Clyde#Prostitutes|calls after the date with Emily]].<br /> * [[Kacey Call 15]]: Chris keeps [[Kacey]] on the phone for nearly fourteen minutes while Barb talks about the value of [[Chris and his Ego|humility]], her poor health, and her relationship with Bob, among other things.<br /> * [[November 2009]], [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]: Barbara tells Chris to &quot;just hang up on the bitch!&quot;<br /> * 10 [[August 2010]], [[Matthew Noble call]]: Barbara claims that Megan &quot;lied&quot; to Chris and abruptly hangs up mid-sentence. Throughout the call, she can be heard denying that she and Bob are the slightest bit in the wrong. At one point she complains about the time Michael Snyder kicked her and Chris out of the GAMe PLACe following Chris's final ban from the store.<br /> * [[Prank calls]]: Barbara yells in the background and foreground of several prank calls.<br /> <br /> ===Videos===<br /> Barbara has appeared in several videos: off-camera in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]], and on-camera (for the first time) in [[You're Always Pretty]]. [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Two decade-old videos]] were leaked in December 2014 showing the Chandlers celebrating Christmas. Another video of her was recorded by a [[troll]] as she and Chris left court after his hearing in February 2015.<br /> <br /> She has most frequently appeared during the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br /> <br /> [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help|Two more]] [[Donations Requested, Please|videos]] were released June 2016 showing Chris begging for donations to buy asthma pills for Barbara. Barbara is shown practically dead in both of these videos so [[Chris and Death|god only knows what will happen in the near future.]]<br /> <br /> In a [[Donations Further Requested, Please|video]] released on 13 July 2016, Barbara joins her son in shamelessly e-begging. Her voice tired and hoarse, mouth agape, she stares directly into the camera like a deer caught in the headlights. <br /> <br /> She resumed begging in a [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE|video]] from April 2017, in which she wears a [[$400 gold necklace]] while asking Chris's audience to give him $1,000 in exchange for his old [[Stamps|stamp album]].<br /> <br /> She next appeared in [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], when she walked in while Chris was recording. <br /> <br /> After a more uploads from Chris, Barb starred another begging video uploaded on 24 May 2017, titled [[We Said Donations No Less than $1 00, US, Please]]. Chris removed the video the next day, after people threatened to report him for elder abuse.<br /> <br /> After the last failed attempt of getting donations, Barb and Chris engaged in yet another begging video on 16 June 2017, titled [[We need immediate funds, please]]. Ironically, she wore both the [[$400 gold necklace]] and a pearl necklace.<br /> <br /> Almost a month had passed, without any appearances from Barb. With Chris getting decent amounts of funds from his [[Patreon]] account, there no longer seemed to be a desire to beg. On 14 July 2017, she makes a small voice-only cameo in a [[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]], screaming at him for not closing the front door. She also comments in [[Solar Eclipse Vlogs]], asking Chris if he's ready to go back inside after the eclipse ends.<br /> <br /> Barb's first appearance on-video in 2018 was in [[Selling Vintage Comic Books (Cole Smithey’s Comic Books)]]. She appeared a couple of weeks later in [[Our signatures]] to demonstrate that her signature, a key selling point in the comic sales, was real. On 9 April, Barb appeared for the seventh time during the Financhu Crisis to beg in [[Buy Our Things off of my eBay to help us, Please.]] <br /> <br /> On 16 April, a [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests|bizarre video of a few seconds of Barb standing in a doorway]] was posted to the [[CWCki Club]]. On the 17th, she appeared as a guest on Chris's [[Twitch]] stream.<br /> <br /> On 8 May, Barb appeared in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Two days later, Barb appeared in [[May 2018 Paid Video Requests|paid videos giving shout-outs to school shooters Nicholas Cruz and Adam Lanza]].<br /> <br /> She watched Chris spray-paint his shoes (and his bedroom carpet) in [[Shoe Colouring]], sitting in the same room with poor ventilation.<br /> <br /> In summer 2018, she appears in multiple videos to promote her partnership with Chris's eBay business: [[My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW.]], [[Barbara Chandler will be making out autographed photos and posters.]] and [[Barbara’s Blankets]]. She then begged for her car payment money in [[Mother needs a car payment]].<br /> <br /> [[Barb confirms she isn't dead]] was her next appearance, a rare non-begging video.<br /> <br /> Chris (possessed by [[Sonichu]]) got Barb to appear on camera in [[Watching TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 3]] (12 June 2020).<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:Babs1956.PNG|Barb's 8th grade (or &quot;Pre-Freshman&quot;) photo.<br /> Image:Babs1957.PNG|Barb's freshman photo from high school.<br /> Image:Babs1960.PNG|Barb's senior photo from high school.<br /> File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great-great-grandparents.<br /> Image:0002-1-Baby Chris and Mommy.jpg|Barbara with baby Chris. Oh, how full of hope and promise.<br /> Image:0027-ChristopherWMom2.jpg|&quot;Talk, you little idiot!&quot;<br /> Image:0026-ChrisAndMom.jpg<br /> Image:0107-ChristianWMom.jpg|This is when ''[[The Simpsons]]'' went downhill.<br /> Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg<br /> Image:0096-MomRetire4.jpg|Barbara's retirement party from secretarial services at Virginia Power in 1996.&lt;ref&gt;[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Image:0029-BarbaraWithDrinks.jpg<br /> Image:0113-MomsBirthday97-1.jpg|From her 55th birthday.<br /> Image:0229-ChristianAndMomInClass.jpg<br /> Image:0037-BarbaraInGreen.jpg|Nothing says the 80s like a woman in a power suit and a lady tie.<br /> Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb with [[Aunt Corrina]], Uncle Tom, and Aunt Harriet.<br /> Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|The King left the building when he started to notice the foul smell of the Chandler house.<br /> Image:0618-BarbaraIs60-1.jpg|Poor Barb, Chris put [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on HER birthday cake.<br /> Image:0074-BarbaraWSonicDoll.jpg<br /> Image:0540-Prom2.jpg|It was originally believed this image was from Chris's graduation. Turns out this is from his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date.<br /> Image:0549-Prom11.jpg|Barb talking to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]], one of Chris's [[gal pal]]s, at the prom.<br /> Image:0839-MomDesi.JPG|Barb, evolved into Snorlax.<br /> Image:Babura.PNG|Barb [[You're Always Pretty|is always pretty]].<br /> BarbMarch2012.png|Barb in 2012, having devolved from a Snorlax into a Munchlax.<br /> File:SnoopyDoobieDoo.png|With [[Snoopy]] in [[2013]].<br /> Image:Barb 2016.JPG|During 2016.<br /> File:Barb and anna.jpg|With Anna, presumably in August 2016.<br /> File:Chandlers.Png|Barb and Chris. Barb is interrupting Chris during a live [[YouTube]] stream.<br /> File:Certificate of Authenticity with Barb's signature.jpg|Barb's signature on a Certificate of Authenticity, included with [[2018 Sales Listings|the purchase of one of Cole's comics]].<br /> Barb autograph photo listing.jpg|Barb with autographed photo of herself<br /> File:Chris's 37th birthday 2.jpg|Barb during Chris's 37th birthday.<br /> File:BarbPhoto20Aug.jpg|[[August 2019]].<br /> File:Barb 11-19-2019.jpg|Barb in [[November 2019]].<br /> File:Barbjune2020.jpg|Barb during [[Analysis_Anarchy_Reaction_Livestreams#Watching_TF2_Analysis_Anarchy_Red_Vs_Blue_Part_3|a livestream]] in [[June 2020]]<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> &lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> *&lt;s&gt;[http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZTK7XM3N GET OFF BEFORE I GO OFF]&lt;/s&gt; (dead link)<br /> <br /> {{People}}<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Barbara}}<br /> [[Category:Family Members]]</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne&diff=245444 User:Dormiebasne 2020-07-27T11:20:19Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Template:GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{userbox<br /> |box-border-col= #40444B<br /> |box-bg-col= #36393f<br /> |id-bg-col= #36393f<br /> |id-border-col= #36393f<br /> |info-col= #36393f<br /> |info-bg-col= #40444B<br /> |info-border-col = #36393f<br /> |id= [[File:DiscordIcon.png|50px|Discord Jerkop]]<br /> |info= '''&lt;font color=&quot;#8B8C91&quot;&gt;Discord Jerkop&lt;/font&gt;'''&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;D7CDCF&quot;&gt;This user is a Jerkhief on the [https://discord.com/invite/b5GU9cz CWCki Discord].&lt;/font&gt;}}<br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Group userboxes]][[Category:Cwcki Officials Userboxes]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;<br /> &lt;includeonly&gt;[[Category:CWCki Jerkops|{{PAGENAME}}]]&lt;/includeonly&gt;<br /> <br /> Name means &quot;Were you sleeping?&quot; in Latin.<br /> <br /> Back after about a five year absence. Interesting that I was able to recuperate my old account.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne&diff=245443 User:Dormiebasne 2020-07-27T11:18:43Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Template:GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{userbox<br /> |box-border-col= #40444B<br /> |box-bg-col= #36393f<br /> |id-bg-col= #36393f<br /> |id-border-col= #36393f<br /> |info-col= #36393f<br /> |info-bg-col= #40444B<br /> |info-border-col = #36393f<br /> |id= [[File:DiscordIcon.png|50px|Discord Jerkop]]<br /> |info= '''&lt;font color=&quot;#8B8C91&quot;&gt;Discord Jerkop&lt;/font&gt;'''&lt;br/&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;D7CDCF&quot;&gt;This user is a moderator on the [https://discord.com/invite/b5GU9cz CWCki Discord].&lt;/font&gt;}}<br /> &lt;noinclude&gt;[[Category:Userboxes|{{PAGENAME}}]][[Category:Group userboxes]][[Category:Cwcki Officials Userboxes]]&lt;/noinclude&gt;<br /> &lt;includeonly&gt;[[Category:CWCki Jerkops|{{PAGENAME}}]]&lt;/includeonly&gt;<br /> <br /> Name means &quot;Were you sleeping?&quot; in Latin.<br /> <br /> Back after about a five year absence. Interesting that I was able to recuperate my old account.</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_English&diff=245433 Chris and English 2020-07-27T09:16:32Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Writing_guide.PNG|thumb|right|Chris has no idea what this is...]]<br /> [[Image:Englishfordummies.jpg|thumb|right|...nor [[Computer|this]].]]<br /> <br /> {{Merge|Chris and language}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I No Socialize Online.|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}<br /> <br /> [[Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.unstrange.com/dsm1.html Unstrange Minds :: Diagnostic Criteria for Autistic Disorder through the years]&lt;/ref&gt; He spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at [[James Madison University]]. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he's become older, presumably due to his increased isolation, which has affected his English in general. <br /> <br /> ==CWC-isms==<br /> {{Main|CWC-isms}}<br /> Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading or listening will be able to understand exactly what he means. As such, we get terms like &quot;B-dog&quot; and &quot;[[noviophobia]]&quot;. He also tends to re-appropriate existing words and phrases, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[Semen|comeuppance]] isn't a fitting outcome for someone's deeds, and [[china]] isn't an [[Punchy Sonichu|Asian]] nation.<br /> <br /> In the case of words like the definite article &quot;da&quot;, Chris might be trying to make a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive desperately grasping for credibility. Other famous CWC-isms like &quot;[[tobacky]]&quot;, &quot;[[niggos]]&quot;, and &quot;[[gaybian]]&quot; are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds repulsive. The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.<br /> <br /> These CWC-isms combine with his [[speech impediment]] and his accent to form an unholy trifecta that defines his speech. With the constant stream of half-words and repetition, it is sometimes difficult to understand what exactly he is talking about. Any resemblance to actual English is tenuous at best; the words he uses are English, but the structure is far from proper. The fact that his vocabulary is a bit lacking only compounds the situation.<br /> <br /> {{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word &quot;gay&quot;, being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like &quot;Deck the Halls&quot;|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}<br /> <br /> As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. &quot;Instinctions&quot; is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word &quot;instances&quot;. Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to make it illegal to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.<br /> <br /> His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his Ego|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.<br /> <br /> ==Written language==<br /> Chris's writing is a complete mess from top to bottom, to put it lightly.<br /> <br /> For starters, he doesn't understand basic syntax and semantics: he uses words in the wrong context, or as incorrect parts of speech. His grammar is also, predictably, abhorrent. For example, he refers to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|fingering]] as &quot;[[CWC-isms#O|outtercourse]]&quot;,&lt;ref&gt;[[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]&lt;/ref&gt; which incorrectly replaces the supposed prefix ''in-'' — which leaves ''tercourse'', which is not a word at all — while the correct prefix is ''inter-'', meaning &quot;between&quot;. (Incidentally, &quot;outercourse&quot; is an actual colloquialism meaning [[wikipedia:Non-penetrative sex|dry-humping]], not fingering.) Similarly, [[Mailbag 52|the infamous stock reply used to address Mailbag entries]] includes &quot;inputed&quot; as the past participle of ''input''; the correct word is either ''input'' or ''inputted''.&lt;ref&gt;[[wiktionary:input]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris often misuses punctuation in many ways, with comedic results. In particular, he tends not to use hyphens when they're needed, but for some reason also add hyphens where they ''aren't'' needed, such as in his stock phrase &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]&quot;. Clearly he means that he wants to create a relationship from the &quot;ground up&quot;. A literal interpretation, though, means he wants to create a girlfriend from something that's been ground up--coffee, cinnamon, pepper, etc. Another prominent example is him writing &quot;rest assured&quot; as &quot;[[Twitter#17_July_2010|rest-assured]]&quot; as if it were a hyphenated phrase and not an imperative statement. <br /> <br /> Because Chris feels the need to type things precisely as he would say them, and worries that he will be misunderstood in print, he makes heavy usage of repetition and a distinctive [[BILLY MAYS|ALL CAPS]] style, comparable to the style used in comic books and graphic novels, which have no doubt influenced him. He also tends to Capitalize Words At Random, especially Nouns and those which hold Importance to the Sentence, or the ones that address Important Abstract Concepts that Chris tries to Systematically Understand on account of finding them too Complex and Mystifying, Similar to the Old Grammatical Laws of the Middle [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1800s]]. Also owing to his highly recitative manner of writing, he often adds letters to words to emphasize them. While this on its own is not something unique to Chris, most other people would write &quot;sooo&quot; instead of &quot;so&quot;, for example. Chris, however, would only add one &quot;o&quot; to make &quot;soo&quot;, which is rather amusing when read phonetically as it makes him sound like a stereotypical [[Tomgirl|effeminate]] [[Homos|homosexual]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|And the ONLY REASON I have not had sex yet in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY; kept down with the Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend.|Chris proving that he never proofreads.&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality Homosexuality] on CWCipedia&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Beyond these basic issues of grammar and capitalization, Chris's writings often lack focus. Much like a child, he has trouble concentrating on a single topic for extended periods of time, and he'll often veer off topic in order to babble about [[Random-access humor|whatever is on his mind]]. This practice of writing stream-of-consciousness style, combined with his obvious disinterest in proofreading, or otherwise checking over what he's written, inevitably results in a large number of confusing run-on sentences, and a copious amount of text in general (especially in the comics). A single sentence might cover multiple topics, often ones that don't have anything to do with the original subject matter. It doesn't help that Chris feels it's his obligation to be &quot;[[honest]]&quot;, which means that he feels the need to mention irrelevant little details, as anything less would mean he's not telling the whole truth. It gives his writing a rambling, disjointed feeling, and makes it very difficult to understand exactly what his point is.<br /> <br /> Chris has demonstrated particular ineptitude in his usage of semicolons. Semicolons are usually used to connect two independent clauses together without a conjunction, and whatever succeeds a semicolon should be pertinent to whatever immediately preceded it. Chris, however, uses them to crudely string together two (or more) tangentially-related thoughts into a sentence that is consequently incoherent to anyone and which causes confusion as to what Chris even means in the first place. Chris also frequently misuses the semicolon in character dialogue, using it where he should use a full stop (period) or something else entirely.<br /> <br /> {{quote|...while the Movie Women are &quot;Just Characters&quot;, [[Rosechu]] is playing as her own &quot;Character&quot; as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively &quot;[[Bubbles Rosechu]]&quot;, &quot;[[Angelica Rosechu]]&quot;, and recently introduced, &quot;[[Lolisa Rosechu]]&quot;, of whom her Boyfriend, &quot;[[Jamsta Sonichu]]&quot;, was the one who Interviewed [[Blanca]] and her [[Jiggliami]] on Radio Station, [[KCWC]].|Chris, somehow jumping from [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|movies not being reality]] to his [[KCWC|imaginary radio station]].}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Spelling===<br /> [[Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|thumb|right|Chris had a chance to correct this spelling mistake during a [[retcon]] of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], but instead proved he can't spell for shit.]]<br /> <br /> It is well-known that Chris has trouble with simple spelling, as evidenced by all the &quot;''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sic sic]''&quot; tags scattered around the CWCki. Despite myriad other problems with Chris's writing, his poor spelling somehow manages to stand out. He has many rigid, totally consistent habits which he never corrects, such as substituting &quot;ein&quot; for &quot;eni&quot;, as in &quot;[[seinor prom|seinor]]&quot; (senior) and &quot;geinus&quot; ([[Sonichu 1|genius]]). Similarly, &quot;teir&quot; is how Chris spells the word tier on his [[Patreon]] page.<br /> <br /> [[File:Teir.png|thumb|150px|How Chris spells tier, one example of many on the page.]]<br /> <br /> Chris often spells difficult words phonetically, like a grade-school child still learning literacy, for example spelling &quot;caricature&quot; as &quot;characiture&quot;, rather than taking a few seconds to spell-check them in any of the dozens of programs available that would automatically correct his spelling.<br /> <br /> Long after fans discovered his comics, it was realized that the term &quot;[[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent]]&quot; is supposed to be a pun, and not just another instance of Chris's butchery of the English language resulting from &quot;u&quot; and &quot;i&quot; being adjacent on the QWERTY keyboard, as most had originally assumed. This largely goes to show that Chris's ability to spell correctly is so noticeably poor that when he ''deliberately'' misspells something, it goes unnoticed for ''years''.<br /> <br /> In 2014, when he started dating the British-affiliated [[Catherine]], Chris arbitrarily began to use British spellings, especially of the word &quot;colour,&quot; since this was particularly relevant to his [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest du jour]]. By March 2015, he was still using these spellings, using the dumb excuse that he was of [[Daniel Weston|British ancestry]].<br /> <br /> ===Typos===<br /> [[Image:Sonichu_Typos.jpg|thumb|left|More perfect spelling from &lt;s&gt;Mr.&lt;/s&gt; [[Tomgirl|Miss]] Chandler.]]<br /> <br /> The above spelling problem is only compounded by Chris's constant typos. The very first page of the comic contains the word &quot;[[Sonichu 0|mies]]&quot; in place of &quot;miles&quot;. And even when he edits pages that contain these mistakes and has a chance to fix them, he invariably misses them a second time, like &quot;[[Sonichu 7|dood]]&quot; instead of &quot;good&quot; in issue seven.<br /> <br /> The fact that these typos exist only goes to prove that Chris does not bother to proofread his works even a single time after completion and prior to uploading them to the Internet. And assuming that he has read his own comic at some point or another, and that someone '''must''' have drawn his attention to these mistakes at some point, the only logical conclusion is that Chris can not be bothered to go back and fix these typos even when he is aware of them.<br /> <br /> Chris acknowledged these spelling mistakes in a [[July 2017 tweets#Improvement|tweet]] in [[July 2017]], claiming that the typos are &quot;etched in history forever&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Definitions and vocabulary===<br /> Chris has a very bad habit of not knowing what he's talking about, and this is readily observable in his '''vocabulary'''. Chris still believes the word &quot;[[naïve]]&quot; means stupid, and thus hates being called it. Naïve, in simple terms, means &quot;ignorance or gullibility because of a lack of experience&quot;. Therefore, this word accurately describes Chris because he doesn't do anything, and because of that he's gullible and ignorant. Another word Chris throws around with wild abandon is &quot;slander&quot;. Chris constantly calls his [[ED]] page and the [[CWCki]] slanderous. Slander is defamation. Defamation is the destruction of reputation or character through manipulation of video, photographic, and audio evidence. Libel is like slander, but is defamation through writing. <br /> <br /> There's two things wrong with Chris's use of slander. His ED page and the CWCki consist of more written material than videos, photographs and audio, so if it was anything it would be libel. The other is that the ED page and CWCki are neither slander nor libel, because nothing on them is manipulated and everything on them is [[True and Honest|true]], and backed up with evidence provided by none other than Chris himself.<br /> <br /> Related to his choice of vocabulary, Chris has an issue with using terms that, while technically meaning similar things, have different tones. This is perhaps most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris uses the term &quot;bearing false witness&quot; multiple times. In the context Chris uses the term, he's simply using it as an alternate way of saying &quot;lying&quot; or &quot;misrepresenting&quot;, as the Biblical term is often simplified when explaining the Ten Commandments to children. Chris fails to realize that the term is more or less exclusively associated with the Bible and using it when discussing himself makes the characters sound like they're referring to Chris as their god, although [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|this may have]] [[Ego|been intentional]]. Likewise, the Asperchu characters claim to have been forced to &quot;make a false idol of the brown-shirted one&quot; even though in Asperchu, the protagonists merely respect their creator, rather than worship him. Again, the use of Biblical terminology makes the whole thing seem even more narcissistic.<br /> <br /> ===Repetition===<br /> Chris frequently repeats himself verbatim, which does little except to gradually annoy whoever he's addressing. This is most apparent in his [[Attraction Sign]] but has cropped up in numerous other places. He frequently describes his ideal girl as a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up.&quot; This clunky phrasing is reiterated in almost every iteration of the sign, both online and off. He makes copious usage of his &quot;joke&quot; that &quot;[[Dating Education|Date ed]]&quot; sounds &quot;[[Sonichu 9|dated]]&quot; and has repeatedly blamed the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] for his woes. This repetition is not limited to his written communication; for example, he has often described his [[Bob Chandler|father]] as having &quot;starting more arguments than flies in a garbage dump,&quot; notably in his [[Father Call|phone conversation with Kacey's father]]. During the [[2008]] election, Bob joked to Chris that Obama would paint the White House black if he was elected. Chris [[Autism|seemed to take this literally]], and years later, he still occasionally talked about the former President repainting the White House.<br /> <br /> Clearly, something about these exact phrases causes Chris to reuse them over and over, verbatim, when describing the same problem in different conversations and contexts. It is tempting to just blame his autism for this repetition, which is likely a factor; however, much like his life in general, not all of his failures at communication can be the product of his autism — other possibilities include that:<br /> * Chris struggles to form sentences, and when he does so &quot;successfully&quot;, he tends to reuse what he knows is (or believes to be) a working formula.<br /> * Chris mistakenly thinks his peculiar constructions are funny and uses them to get a laugh, much like his [[Christian's sex joke|one original joke]].<br /> * Chris is so lazy that he literally copy/pastes text (or simply copies in the case of non-digital media) from his earlier screeds and manifestos into his new ones.<br /> * Chris is simply so [[Things Chris has ripped off|terminally unimaginative]] that he cannot think of more than one way to express a given idea.<br /> Given what we know about Chris, any or all of the above are possibilities. A large number of the phrases that are collectively known as &quot;[[CWC-isms]]&quot; follow the above pattern.<br /> <br /> ====Piecemeal language use====<br /> Chris's phrase usage is a deep-seated issue, to the point that it's almost possible to imagine that he copies all of his phrases from ''somewhere'', even when he has not used the phrase previously. People usually learn idioms from other people when they hear them in an appropriate context, but though Chris may experience such a context, it will often fly straight over his head, and accordingly he has problems fully understanding the meaning of the phrase. Like most of us, he has obviously learned some phrases from the world around him, and he ''sort of'' understands what they mean and ''sort of'' uses them in correct context. Despite this, it is as if he just learned the phrases, and, like some foreign English student, is making the first awkward steps towards using them properly. Unlike those curious foreigners, however, Chris is not worried about getting punched in the face by the natives for abusing beloved idioms.<br /> <br /> To an outside observer, many of Chris's phrases almost always appear out of place and tacked-on. This can manifest itself in even very small examples, such as in the video title &quot;[[New Address]]&quot;; the video isn't about any sort of an address change, as the phrase was intended to imply, but rather is an ''address'' to a specific individual, and is ''newly released''. It is akin to a foreigner opening a phrase book, finding the entry &quot;New Address&quot;, and saying &quot;OK, that is probably close enough--it has 'new' and 'address' in it.&quot;<br /> <br /> For more blatant examples, in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris continually demands &quot;Legal, Unmark[ed], Non-consecutive&quot; bills to be mailed to him. He probably thinks it's the sort of thing people ''generally'' say when they want cash mailed to them, without realizing that he has picked this expression up from crime fiction where that kind of phrase is said as part of a ransom demand. Also, when listing his definitely ancient television on [[Craigslist]], he demands &quot;CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE.&quot; which doesn't apply at all to something like an old TV, and directly contradicts his very own offer. Regarding &quot;No haggle&quot; or a &quot;better offer&quot;, it is clear he has no clue what &quot;haggle&quot; even means. He most likely picked up the jargon from other entries on the site.&lt;ref&gt;See, for example, the note in ''The Big Lebowski'': &quot;WE HAVE BUNNY. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF.&quot;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Semantics==<br /> As demonstrated in CWC-isms above, Chris has severe problems understanding the meanings of words and just about anything even marginally abstract or metaphorical. A Facebook status reveals that, through unknown means, he has come to believe that &quot;empirical&quot; means &quot;rejecting scientific methods of knowing,&quot; which is more or less the opposite of the word's actual meaning. Since his source for this is listed as Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D., a character in ''[[Wikipedia:Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine]]'', perhaps this odd idea came from content in the Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band''.<br /> <br /> He described the word &quot;benevolent&quot; as sounding &quot;derogatory&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]&lt;/ref&gt; — he might have mixed it up with &quot;belligerent&quot;, which means &quot;war-like&quot;, or &quot;malevolent&quot;, an antonym of &quot;benevolent.&quot;<br /> <br /> Years later, in 2016, Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should &quot;advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it is a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.<br /> <br /> ===Muddled-up proverbs===<br /> A good demonstration of Chris's lack of understanding of semantics is the fact that he does not really understand proverbs and adages; he frequently recites them incorrectly, clearly misses the point, or [[Autism|takes them literally]]. When he comes up with his own, he does not exactly try to veil any wisdom in carefully crafted phrases.<br /> <br /> Examples of Chrisverbial Wisdom:<br /> <br /> * &quot;Those who are unable to, teach.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;The shaped OBJECT is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Download For Play Only]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea.&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;CWCipedia past featured quotes&quot;&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Past_Featured_Quotes Past Featured Quotes] on CWCipedia&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil.&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;CWCipedia past featured quotes&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> The last example illustrates several problems: &quot;The pen is mightier than the sword&quot; (a phrase originally coined by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the man who also coined the phrase &quot;It was a dark and stormy night&quot;) is, of course, generally regarded as a statement that words can have bigger consequences than violence. Chris does not understand this, and tries to somehow interpret this concretely: &quot;pen is more permanent than a pencil.&quot; It is also problematic because normally, &quot;A, yet B&quot; is usually a statement by ''contrasts'': &quot;A may be true, but a contrary example B is true as well.&quot; Still, Chris fails at explaining why it is so important that pens are more permanent than pencils, and what that has to do with the original phrase — the meaning of Chris's proverb remains unclear to all, probably including Chris himself.<br /> <br /> ===Literal interpretations===<br /> Chris is unable to interpret the language other people use at any level other than its literal, surface meaning. He misses the deeper meanings of what others are trying to say to him, and cannot interpret abstract thought or sarcasm. This is known as concrete thought, which can be seen as a symptom of autism.<br /> <br /> ====Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm====<br /> Chris cannot interpret rhetorical comparisons or hyperbole in general. He ignores the point the speaker is trying to make and focuses on the 'exact' meaning of the phrases they use. Examples:&lt;ref&gt;[[Father Call]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> : '''Kacey's Father:''' You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.<br /> : '''Chris:''' Stuff... candy... don't... I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!<br /> : …<br /> : '''Kacey's Father:''' I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a Windows is.<br /> : '''Chris:''' You barely know what a Windows is?<br /> : '''Kacey's Father:''' Don't… Don't patronize me.<br /> : '''Chris:''' I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?<br /> : '''Kacey's Father:''' What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that.<br /> <br /> In the first example, Chris clearly only hears &quot;You[…] stuff candy down your throat&quot; and interprets the negative tone as an accusation that this is a bad thing, then tries to prove that he does not, in fact, stuff ''candy'' down his throat — just healthy foods like vegetables (a blatant lie, but that is beside the point). Because he feelos threatened, he forgets that this is used as a ''rhetorical comparison'', and thus the original point that Kacey's dad was trying to make gets lost in the sands of time. This is also one of the reasons why conversations with Chris reach complete dead ends.<br /> <br /> As the quote read in the [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness]] video says, autistic people are frequently unable to interpret sarcasm. Chris is no exception, and he is often unable to pick up sarcastic comments, as seen in the Guru Larry interview.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Questions and suggestions====<br /> Chris's literal interpretation also affects how he answers questions and follows orders or suggestions. His answers to questions are always spartan with no elaboration, and cannot distinguish the implied meanings within the commands and suggestions given to him from their literal meanings. For example:&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 2#In-depth answers|Mailbag #2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> : '''Q:''' Do you listen to any music while you draw the comics?<br /> : '''A:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> To a normal person, the question that was posed would be interpreted along the lines of &quot;What kind of music — what bands, what musical genres? If you listen to the music, why does this particular music help you draw things? If not, do you find music distracting, and why?&quot; but instead, Chris interpreted &quot;Do you listen to any music?&quot; literally as a question that can be answered &quot;yes&quot; or &quot;no&quot;. Simply put, he is unable to see ''why'' people are asking specific questions that can be answered yes or no, and unable to elaborate or give rationales for his opinions unless those things are ''specifically'' asked from him. Again, this characteristic is due to his autism, not, as is often perceived, his stupidity.<br /> <br /> Another example:&lt;ref&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #8]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> : '''Alec:''' Please stop running away from me.<br /> : '''Chris:''' I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.<br /> <br /> This was in response to Chris trying to end the call after an inconvenient discussion.<br /> <br /> This also is likely to blame for Chris's second encounter with [[B-Manajerk]]. The previous day, the manager of the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] had banned him from the store. Problem is, they were inside a [[McDonald's]] at the time, and he likely said something along the lines of &quot;Never come to this store again.&quot; Chris probably took this to mean &quot;You are banned from this specific store, the one you and I are standing in right now,&quot; and due to this misunderstanding he wound up being chased out of the Wal-Mart.<br /> <br /> ===Television jargon===<br /> In the ''Sonichu'' comic, Chris also almost consistently uses television terminology instead of comics terminology. This seems to seep into his other language use, too — he urges people to &quot;stay tuned&quot; to see new developments in his [[YouTube]] channel, for example. This on its own is innocuous, as normal people might use &quot;stay tuned&quot; in non-TV situations (and for cable/satellite TV stations, which do not have a transmission frequency), but in Chris's case, this may be an indication of a bigger issue. Chris refers to himself as &quot;Great Director Chandler&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 34#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag #34, to Evan]]&lt;/ref&gt; (itself a ripoff of [[Excel Saga|Great Director Watanabe]]) and calls alternate versions of his comics &quot;director's cuts&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|''Sonichu'' Quiz #2]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] begins with the &quot;Previously...&quot; type of recap of the end of the previous comic more usually seen in a TV series. When talking about the comic, he consistently refers to &quot;episodes&quot; rather than chapters. He has used &quot;TV-MA/TV-14/TV-Y7&quot; ratings for certain scenes&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]&lt;/ref&gt; and, when this self-imposed rating system later failed to work, he blamed the [[wikipedia: Federal Communications Commission|Federal Communications Commission]] for the messed-up ratings,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 51#The recent explosion of pornography in TV-Y7 cartoons is not Chris's fault|Mailbag #51]]&lt;/ref&gt; even though the FCC has no authority over online or printed media. He promised a second &quot;season&quot; of the comic — apparently a &quot;reboot&quot; will commence with a &quot;clip show episode&quot; in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' 11]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 51#A reboot is scheduled|Mailbag #51]]&lt;/ref&gt; It is as if he is familiar with only one set of jargon that he then applies to all similar situations, ignoring the fact that most people speak of &quot;writers&quot; instead of &quot;directors&quot;, &quot;chapters&quot; instead of &quot;episodes&quot;, &quot;volumes&quot; instead of &quot;seasons&quot;, rate their comics with some rating system that is probably similar to, but not an ''exact duplicate'' of the one used in television — and so on.<br /> <br /> It is speculated that the use of jargon stems not from a limited vocabulary, but from Chris's belief that he is [[Chris and reality|actually directing a TV show.]]&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on CWCipedia. &quot;''For the sake of the Comic Pages, the marriage has been keep discreet during drawing, coloring and filimg[''sic''].''&quot;&lt;/ref&gt; More damningly, he once referred to the comics as an &quot;anime&quot;, with himself as director.&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_9 Issue #3 Page 9]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Other strange points===<br /> Chris seems to cling to trademarks. In [[Mailbag 10|Mailbag #10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not &quot;saved on memory card&quot; or just &quot;saved&quot;; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. In the exact same vein, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], he even swears with &quot;hand on My Holy New International Version Bible right now,&quot; rather than just on ''any'' old Bible he might have had lying around. This can be explained, again, by Chris's autism, where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.<br /> <br /> He also tends to mix up similar words, for example, the time he confused [[Sonichu's Edge|free-running]] with [[wikipedia:Parkay|a brand of butter]].<br /> <br /> Chris seems to prefer referring to people using their full names; before he assumed he was female, he almost always referred to himself as &quot;Christian Weston Chandler&quot; or, God forbid, &quot;'Christopher' Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&quot;— if he was feeling overly formal. This applies to other people, too; for example, in [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], he refers to most of the women by their full names. This is yet another autism-related trait.<br /> <br /> Chris also has a habit of inventing new words by muddling the tense of existing ones. This often goes along with his previously-mentioned preference for somewhat odd word choices as he tries to force words into sentences they don't belong in. A good example would be be Chris's love of the word &quot;crestfallen&quot; that came about during the [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. While the word usually exists as a adjective, Chris uses it in a baffling progressive tense &quot;to my dismay and crestfall.&quot;<br /> <br /> Chris also has a habit of spelling certain words, phrases, or names of people backwards in order to emphasize them in a sentence. For example, during the [[Pmurt]] Saga, Chris would continuously say &quot;EID PMURT, EID!!!&quot; His reasoning for doing this is unknown, however it is known that Chris will often spell the names of his adversaries backwards as a means of degrading them.<br /> <br /> ==The spoken word==<br /> [[Image:Choicevideos.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris's spoken vocabulary. Notice how Chris's most used word is &quot;uh&quot;.]]<br /> Chris comes off slightly better when speaking, although that's not really saying much. He claims ad nauseam [[Song of Christian|the first word]] [[Autism Tutorial|he ever spoke]] [[User:ChrisChanSonichu|was &quot;monkey&quot;]] at the age of six weeks, which is physically impossible. When he addresses the world in one of his many videos, his speech is peppered with vocalized pauses such as &quot;uh&quot;, &quot;hmm&quot;, and &quot;yeah&quot; as he struggles to find the right thing to say. He also [[Speech impediment|tends to stutter and repeat himself]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|They should have given it perfect- they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the [[Wikipedia:Game Informer|Game Informer]].|Chris attempting to convince people that [[Brutal Legend Plus|''Brutal Legend'']] is worthy of a perfect score.}}<br /> <br /> Chris does a better job staying on-topic when speaking than he does while writing, likely because when speaking to a camera or another person, he has a clearer idea of the point he wants to get across. Going off on rambling tangents still occasionally happens, but usually only when Chris is [[Random-access humor|trying to be funny]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|...even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow [[Wikipedia:R. Kelly|R. Kelly]]'s bathroom... [[The Cleveland Show]], new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX.|Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|confusing humor with advertising.]]}}<br /> <br /> While Chris seems to be at least capable of coherent conversation while calm, things go downhill when he's [[Stress|upset]], [[Chris and Anger|enraged]], or [[:File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|confused]]. In particular, his tendency to throw childlike temper tantrums has resulted in some very bizarre outbursts. When angry, Chris still retains his tendency to go off on tangents and be very proper about compulsively giving all of the [[Honest Content|relevant information]], which means that he's often unable to sum his anger up in just a few succinct words.<br /> <br /> {{quote|...SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!|Chris [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|inserting random details into a hissy fit.]]}}<br /> <br /> Interestingly, comparisons of his vocal patterns offer one of the few signs of actual development that Chris has ever displayed. Consider his earliest videos; his speech was courtly and disjointed, and delivered almost exclusively in short, monotonous bursts:<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|DyTRNU1ym-k}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> There are exceptions to this, but these generally consisted of [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|short phrases apparently culled from TV]] (note the change in pitch in the above video when Chris describes himself as &quot;ever so lonesome&quot;). All in all, Chris displayed all the attributes one would expect from an autistic, as well as from someone who is completely unused to talking to people.<br /> <br /> Comparisons with the present day show a marked change in Chris's manner of speech:<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|pCrLyR69cPM}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris may not sound any more naturalistic, but he does show more of a semantic range than he did two years ago. Clues as to why this has occurred can be found in the subject matter of the videos — Chris seems to have realized to some extent that he must engage with people on their terms in order to be taken seriously. While this may not be a massive change, it is still heartening to see that the trolling is stirring the emaciated husk of his dignity into some sort of creaking action. Who knows? In another two years he may have acquired the vocal skills of a child of kindergarten age.<br /> <br /> ===Idiosyncrasies===<br /> Chris also has a number of idiosyncrasies which appear frequently in his speech. First, the aforementioned disjointed speech patterns, which are broken up by a number of ideological phrases, which crop up with varying regularity but which sound very similar every time he uses them. Listen closely to the way he introduces himself; he is &quot;Chrishinwessonchanler. From Ruckersville Vir-''gin''-ya.&quot; Whenever Chris introduces himself, he basically repeats this exact phonetic pattern, including pauses, the rushed and garbled name, and the staccato rhythm of &quot;Virginia&quot;. This is of course explainable by his autism, but it is also related to his [[Random-access humor|sense of humor]], his [[parody|plagiarism]], and his desire for control over those whom he sees as oppressors.<br /> <br /> It may also be related to the less often seen idiosyncrasy which causes him to express disgust with a word physically. For example, in the famous [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|&quot;Smell Yo Duck&quot;]] music video, Chris first avoided saying the word &quot;dick&quot; altogether, and when forced to repeat the video, showed signs of distress bordering on illness. While this is obviously nothing more than a comical exaggeration on his part, it is notable that he should feel any particular sensation about simple words whatsoever. This reaction raises the possibility that, so long as he is not faking it altogether, Chris may be a [[Wikipedia:Synesthesia|synaesthete]]. There's also the possibility that he has a strong association with a certain word and associates guilt with it, like a child hearing a curse word. Alternatively, it is not stating the ''word'' that is disgusting to Chris, but rather the ''substance'' of the phrase, as it implies that ''he himself'' is [[homos|&quot;smelling someone's dick&quot;]], as he has no problem hurling curse words (including &quot;dick&quot;) at his enemies when in a [[Chris and anger|fit of rage]].<br /> <br /> ==Profanity==<br /> : ''See also: [[Chris and censorship]]''<br /> <br /> At some point in the 2000s, Chris became an enthusiastic user of profanity and vulgar language. According to [[Mimms]], in his early days at [[The GAMe PLACe]] Chris avoided cursing, at least in public, but in more recent years he's lost almost all compunctions in this regard. His videos, blogs, and public pronouncements are full of foul language and obscene references. This is possibly part of an effort by Chris to seem more &quot;adult&quot;. <br /> <br /> He still holds back in some ways, though. In much of his writing, especially in his comics and on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris shows a strange inclination to sporadically censor himself. He regularly uses profanity in his blog entries and Mailbag responses, but the offending words are typically blotted out with asterisks: &quot;D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Blog]], December 2009&lt;/ref&gt; for instance, or &quot;[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Bugs_Bunny|BUGS BUNNY]] WAS NAKED; YOGI BEAR WAS NAKED; WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 39|Mailbag #39]]&lt;/ref&gt; (On occasions he varies up his censorship style. [[CWC's Diary]] repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an &quot;[[CWC-isms#X|XXXXX]]&quot;; the X's are clearly meant to stand in for &quot;bitch&quot;.) Even relatively mild words such as &quot;damn&quot; and &quot;crap&quot; get the same treatment, which was exploited to hilarious effect in the [[audiobooks]].<br /> <br /> It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory abounds regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry Internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Speech impediment]]<br /> * [[Chris's resume]]<br /> * [[The High School Story]]<br /> * [[Chris and writing]]<br /> * [[Spanish]]<br /> * Anything written on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia]<br /> * [[Manchester High Leaks#English|Chris's high school English homework]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{CWC-isms}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_English&diff=245427 Chris and English 2020-07-27T08:33:29Z <p>Dormiebasne: /* Spelling */</p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:Writing_guide.PNG|thumb|right|Chris has no idea what this is...]]<br /> [[Image:Englishfordummies.jpg|thumb|right|...nor [[Computer|this]].]]<br /> <br /> {{Merge|Chris and language}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I No Socialize Online.|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}<br /> <br /> [[Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.unstrange.com/dsm1.html Unstrange Minds :: Diagnostic Criteria for Autistic Disorder through the years]&lt;/ref&gt; He spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at [[James Madison University]]. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he's become older, presumably due to his increased isolation, which has affected his English in general. <br /> <br /> ==CWC-isms==<br /> {{Main|CWC-isms}}<br /> Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading or listening will be able to understand exactly what he means. As such, we get terms like &quot;B-dog&quot; and &quot;[[noviophobia]]&quot;. He also tends to re-appropriate existing words and phrases, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[Semen|comeuppance]] isn't a fitting outcome for someone's deeds, and [[china]] isn't an [[Punchy Sonichu|Asian]] nation.<br /> <br /> In the case of words like the definite article &quot;da&quot;, Chris might be trying to make a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive desperately grasping for credibility. Other famous CWC-isms like &quot;[[tobacky]]&quot;, &quot;[[niggos]]&quot;, and &quot;[[gaybian]]&quot; are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds repulsive. The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.<br /> <br /> These CWC-isms combine with his [[speech impediment]] and his accent to form an unholy trifecta that defines his speech. With the constant stream of half-words and repetition, it is sometimes difficult to understand what exactly he is talking about. Any resemblance to actual English is tenuous at best; the words he uses are English, but the structure is far from proper. The fact that his vocabulary is a bit lacking only compounds the situation.<br /> <br /> {{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word &quot;gay&quot;, being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like &quot;Deck the Halls&quot;|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}<br /> <br /> As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. &quot;Instinctions&quot; is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word &quot;instances&quot;. Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to make it illegal to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.<br /> <br /> His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his Ego|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.<br /> <br /> ==Written language==<br /> Chris's writing is a complete mess from top to bottom, to put it lightly.<br /> <br /> For starters, he doesn't understand basic syntax and semantics: he uses words in the wrong context, or as incorrect parts of speech. His grammar is also, predictably, abhorrent. For example, he refers to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|fingering]] as &quot;[[CWC-isms#O|outtercourse]]&quot;,&lt;ref&gt;[[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]&lt;/ref&gt; which incorrectly replaces the supposed prefix ''in-'' — which leaves ''tercourse'', which is not a word at all — while the correct prefix is ''inter-'', meaning &quot;between&quot;. (Incidentally, &quot;outercourse&quot; is an actual colloquialism meaning [[wikipedia:Non-penetrative sex|dry-humping]], not fingering.) Similarly, [[Mailbag 52|the infamous stock reply used to address Mailbag entries]] includes &quot;inputed&quot; as the past participle of ''input''; the correct word is either ''input'' or ''inputted''.&lt;ref&gt;[[wiktionary:input]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris often misuses punctuation in many ways, with comedic results. In particular, he tends not to use hyphens when they're needed, but for some reason also add hyphens where they ''aren't'' needed, such as in his stock phrase &quot;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]&quot;. Clearly he means that he wants to create a relationship from the &quot;ground up&quot;. A literal interpretation, though, means he wants to create a girlfriend from something that's been ground up--coffee, cinnamon, pepper, etc. Another prominent example is him writing &quot;rest assured&quot; as &quot;[[Twitter#17_July_2010|rest-assured]]&quot; as if it were a hyphenated phrase and not an imperative statement. <br /> <br /> Because Chris feels the need to type things precisely as he would say them, and worries that he will be misunderstood in print, he makes heavy usage of repetition and a distinctive [[BILLY MAYS|ALL CAPS]] style, comparable to the style used in comic books and graphic novels, which have no doubt influenced him. He also tends to Capitalize Words At Random, especially Nouns and those which hold Importance to the Sentence, or the ones that address Important Abstract Concepts that Chris tries to Systematically Understand on account of finding them too Complex and Mystifying, Similar to the Old Grammatical Laws of the Middle [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1800s]]. Also owing to his highly recitative manner of writing, he often adds letters to words to emphasize them. While this on its own is not something unique to Chris, most other people would write &quot;sooo&quot; instead of &quot;so&quot;, for example. Chris, however, would only add one &quot;o&quot; to make &quot;soo&quot;, which is rather amusing when read phonetically as it makes him sound like a stereotypical [[Tomgirl|effeminate]] [[Homos|homosexual]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|And the ONLY REASON I have not had sex yet in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY; kept down with the Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend.|Chris proving that he never proofreads.&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality Homosexuality] on CWCipedia&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Beyond these basic issues of grammar and capitalization, Chris's writings often lack focus. Much like a child, he has trouble concentrating on a single topic for extended periods of time, and he'll often veer off topic in order to babble about [[Random-access humor|whatever is on his mind]]. This practice of writing stream-of-consciousness style, combined with his obvious disinterest in proofreading, or otherwise checking over what he's written, inevitably results in a large number of confusing run-on sentences, and a copious amount of text in general (especially in the comics). A single sentence might cover multiple topics, often ones that don't have anything to do with the original subject matter. It doesn't help that Chris feels it's his obligation to be &quot;[[honest]]&quot;, which means that he feels the need to mention irrelevant little details, as anything less would mean he's not telling the whole truth. It gives his writing a rambling, disjointed feeling, and makes it very difficult to understand exactly what his point is.<br /> <br /> Chris has demonstrated particular ineptitude in his usage of semicolons. Semicolons are usually used to connect two independent clauses together without a conjunction, and whatever succeeds a semicolon should be pertinent to whatever immediately preceded it. Chris, however, uses them to crudely string together two (or more) tangentially-related thoughts into a sentence that is consequently incoherent to anyone and which causes confusion as to what Chris even means in the first place. Chris also frequently misuses the semicolon in character dialogue, using it where he should use a full stop (period) or something else entirely.<br /> <br /> {{quote|...while the Movie Women are &quot;Just Characters&quot;, [[Rosechu]] is playing as her own &quot;Character&quot; as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively &quot;[[Bubbles Rosechu]]&quot;, &quot;[[Angelica Rosechu]]&quot;, and recently introduced, &quot;[[Lolisa Rosechu]]&quot;, of whom her Boyfriend, &quot;[[Jamsta Sonichu]]&quot;, was the one who Interviewed [[Blanca]] and her [[Jiggliami]] on Radio Station, [[KCWC]].|Chris, somehow jumping from [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|movies not being reality]] to his [[KCWC|imaginary radio station]].}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ===Spelling===<br /> [[Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|thumb|right|Chris had a chance to correct this spelling mistake during a [[retcon]] of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], but instead proved he can't spell for shit.]]<br /> <br /> It is well-known that Chris has trouble with simple spelling, as evidenced by all the &quot;''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sic sic]''&quot; tags scattered around the CWCki. Despite myriad other problems with Chris's writing, his poor spelling somehow manages to stand out. He has many rigid, totally consistent habits which he never corrects, such as substituting &quot;ein&quot; for &quot;eni&quot;, as in &quot;[[seinor prom|seinor]]&quot; (senior) and &quot;geinus&quot; ([[Sonichu 1|genius]]). Similarly, &quot;teir&quot; is how Chris spells the word tier on his [[Patreon]] page.<br /> <br /> [[File:Teir.png|thumb|150px|How Chris spells tier, one example of many on the page.]]<br /> <br /> Chris often spells difficult words phonetically, like a grade-school child still learning literacy, for example spelling &quot;caricature&quot; as &quot;characiture&quot;, rather than taking a few seconds to spell-check them in any of the dozens of programs available that would automatically correct his spelling.<br /> <br /> Long after fans discovered his comics, it was realized that the term &quot;[[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent]]&quot; is supposed to be a pun, and not just another instance of Chris's butchery of the English language resulting from &quot;u&quot; and &quot;i&quot; being adjacent on the QWERTY keyboard, as most had originally assumed. This largely goes to show that Chris's ability to spell correctly is so noticeably poor that when he ''deliberately'' misspells something, it goes unnoticed for ''years''.<br /> <br /> In 2014, when he started dating the British-affiliated [[Catherine]], Chris arbitrarily began to use British spellings, especially of the word &quot;colour,&quot; since this was particularly relevant to his [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest du jour]]. By March 2015, he was still using these spellings, using the dumb excuse that he was of [[Daniel Weston|British ancestry]].<br /> <br /> ===Typos===<br /> [[Image:Sonichu_Typos.jpg|thumb|left|More perfect spelling from &lt;s&gt;Mr.&lt;/s&gt; [[Tomgirl|Miss]] Chandler.]]<br /> <br /> The above spelling problem is only compounded by Chris's constant typos. The very first page of the comic contains the word &quot;[[Sonichu 0|mies]]&quot; in place of &quot;miles&quot;. And even when he edits pages that contain these mistakes and has a chance to fix them, he invariably misses them a second time, like &quot;[[Sonichu 7|dood]]&quot; instead of &quot;good&quot; in issue seven.<br /> <br /> The fact that these typos exist only goes to prove that Chris does not bother to proofread his works even a single time after completion and prior to uploading them to the Internet. And assuming that he has read his own comic at some point or another, and that someone '''must''' have drawn his attention to these mistakes at some point, the only logical conclusion is that Chris can not be bothered to go back and fix these typos even when he is aware of them.<br /> <br /> Chris acknowledged these spelling mistakes in a [[July 2017 tweets#Improvement|tweet]] in [[July 2017]], claiming that the typos are &quot;etched in history forever&quot;.<br /> <br /> ===Definitions and vocabulary===<br /> Chris has a very bad habit of not knowing what he's talking about, and this is readily observable in his '''vocabulary'''. Chris still believes the word &quot;[[naïve]]&quot; means stupid, and thus hates being called it. Naïve, in simple terms, means &quot;ignorance or gullibility because of a lack of experience&quot;. Therefore, this word accurately describes Chris because he doesn't do anything, and because of that he's gullible and ignorant. Another word Chris throws around with wild abandon is &quot;slander&quot;. Chris constantly calls his [[ED]] page and the [[CWCki]] slanderous. Slander is defamation. Defamation is the destruction of reputation or character through manipulation of video, photographic, and audio evidence. Libel is like slander, but is defamation through writing. <br /> <br /> There's two things wrong with Chris's use of slander. His ED page and the CWCki consist of more written material than videos, photographs and audio, so if it was anything it would be libel. The other is that the ED page and CWCki are neither slander nor libel, because nothing on them is manipulated and everything on them is [[True and Honest|true]], and backed up with evidence provided by none other than Chris himself.<br /> <br /> Related to his choice of vocabulary, Chris has an issue with using terms that, while technically meaning similar things, have different tones. This is perhaps most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris uses the term &quot;bearing false witness&quot; multiple times. In the context Chris uses the term, he's simply using it as an alternate way of saying &quot;lying&quot; or &quot;misrepresenting&quot;, as the Biblical term is often simplified when explaining the Ten Commandments to children. Chris fails to realize that the term is more or less exclusively associated with the Bible and using it when discussing himself makes the characters sound like they're referring to Chris as their god, although [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|this may have]] [[Ego|been intentional]]. Likewise, the Asperchu characters claim to have been forced to &quot;make a false idol of the brown-shirted one&quot; even though in Asperchu, the protagonists merely respect their creator, rather than worship him. Again, the use of Biblical terminology makes the whole thing seem even more narcissistic.<br /> <br /> ===Repetition===<br /> Chris frequently repeats himself verbatim, which does little except to gradually annoy whoever he's addressing. This is most apparent in his [[Attraction Sign]] but has cropped up in numerous other places. He frequently describes his ideal girl as a &quot;[[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up.&quot; This clunky phrasing is reiterated in almost every iteration of the sign, both online and off. He makes copious usage of his &quot;joke&quot; that &quot;[[Dating Education|Date ed]]&quot; sounds &quot;[[Sonichu 9|dated]]&quot; and has repeatedly blamed the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] for his woes. This repetition is not limited to his written communication; for example, he has often described his [[Bob Chandler|father]] as having &quot;starting more arguments than flies in a garbage dump,&quot; most recently in his [[Father Call|phone conversation with Kacey's father]]. During the [[2008]] election, Bob joked to Chris that Obama would paint the White House black if he was elected. Chris [[Autism|seemed to take this literally]], and years later, he still occasionally talked about the former President repainting the White House.<br /> <br /> Clearly, something about these exact phrases causes Chris to reuse them over and over, verbatim, when describing the same problem in different conversations and contexts. It's tempting to just blame his autism for this repetition, which is likely a factor; however, much like his life in general, not all of his failures at communication can be the product of his autism — other possibilities include that:<br /> * Chris struggles to form sentences, and when he does so &quot;successfully&quot;, he tends to reuse what he knows is (or believes to be) a working formula.<br /> * Chris mistakenly thinks his peculiar constructions are funny and uses them to get a laugh, much like his [[Christian's sex joke|one original joke]].<br /> * Chris is so lazy that he literally copy/pastes text (or simply copies in the case of non-digital media) from his earlier screeds and manifestos into his new ones.<br /> * Chris is simply so [[Things Chris has ripped off|terminally unimaginative]] that he cannot think of more than one way to express a given idea.<br /> Given what we know about Chris, any or all of the above are possibilities. A large number of the phrases that are collectively known as &quot;[[CWC-isms]]&quot; follow the above pattern.<br /> <br /> ====Piecemeal language use====<br /> Chris's phrase usage is a deep-seated issue, to the point that it's almost possible to imagine that he copies all of his phrases from ''somewhere'', even when he hasn't used the phrase previously. People usually learn idioms from other people when they hear them in an appropriate context, but though Chris may experience such a context, it'll often fly straight over his head, and accordingly he has problems fully understanding the meaning of the phrase. Like most of us, he has obviously learned some phrases from the world around him, and he ''sort of'' understands what they mean and ''sort of'' uses them in correct context. Despite this, it's as if he just learned the phrases, and, like some foreign English student, is making the first awkward steps towards using them properly. Unlike those curious foreigners, however, Chris isn't worried about getting punched in the face by the natives for abusing beloved idioms.<br /> <br /> To an outside observer, many of Chris's phrases almost always appear out of place and tacked-on. This can manifest itself in even very small examples, such as in the video title &quot;[[New Address]]&quot;; the video isn't about any sort of an address change, as the phrase was intended to imply, but rather is an ''address'' to a specific individual, and is ''newly released''. It is akin to a foreigner opening a phrase book, finding the entry &quot;New Address&quot;, and saying &quot;OK, that's probably close enough--it's got 'new' and 'address' in it.&quot;<br /> <br /> For more blatant examples, in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris continually demands &quot;Legal, Unmark[ed], Non-consecutive&quot; bills to be mailed to him. He probably thinks it's the sort of thing people ''generally'' say when they want cash mailed to them, without realizing that he has picked this expression up from crime fiction where that kind of phrase is said as part of a ransom demand. Also, when listing his definitely ancient television on [[Craigslist]], he demands &quot;CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE.&quot; which doesn't apply at all to something like an old TV, and directly contradicts his very own offer. Regarding &quot;No haggle&quot; or a &quot;better offer&quot;, it's clear he has no clue what &quot;haggle&quot; even means. He most likely picked up the jargon from other entries on the site.&lt;ref&gt;See, for example, the note in ''The Big Lebowski'': &quot;WE HAVE BUNNY. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF.&quot;&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Semantics==<br /> As demonstrated in CWC-isms above, Chris has severe problems understanding the meanings of words and just about anything even marginally abstract or metaphorical. A Facebook status reveals that, through unknown means, he has come to believe that &quot;empirical&quot; means &quot;rejecting scientific methods of knowing,&quot; which is more or less the opposite of the word's actual meaning. Since his source for this is listed as Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D., a character in ''[[Wikipedia:Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine]]'', perhaps this odd idea came from content in the Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band''.<br /> <br /> He described the word &quot;benevolent&quot; as sounding &quot;derogatory&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]&lt;/ref&gt; — he might have mixed it up with &quot;belligerent&quot;, which means &quot;war-like&quot;, or &quot;malevolent&quot;, an antonym of &quot;benevolent.&quot;<br /> <br /> Years later, in 2016, Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should &quot;advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it's a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.<br /> <br /> ===Muddled-up proverbs===<br /> A good demonstration of Chris's lack of understanding of semantics is the fact that he doesn't really understand proverbs and adages; he frequently recites them incorrectly, clearly misses the point, or [[Autism|takes them literally]]. When he comes up with his own, he doesn't exactly try to veil any wisdom in carefully crafted phrases.<br /> <br /> Examples of Chrisverbial Wisdom:<br /> <br /> * &quot;Those who are unable to, teach.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;The shaped OBJECT is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Download For Play Only]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea.&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;CWCipedia past featured quotes&quot;&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Past_Featured_Quotes Past Featured Quotes] on CWCipedia&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> * &quot;The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil.&quot;&lt;ref name=&quot;CWCipedia past featured quotes&quot;/&gt;<br /> <br /> The last example illustrates several problems: &quot;The pen is mightier than the sword&quot; (a phrase originally coined by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the man who also coined the phrase &quot;It was a dark and stormy night&quot;) is, of course, generally regarded as a statement that words can have bigger consequences than violence. Chris doesn't understand this, and tries to somehow interpret this concretely: &quot;pen is more permanent than a pencil.&quot; It is also problematic because normally, &quot;A, yet B&quot; is usually a statement by ''contrasts'': &quot;A may be true, but a contrary example B is true as well.&quot; Still, Chris fails at explaining why it's so important that pens are more permanent than pencils, and what that has to do with the original phrase — the meaning of Chris's proverb remains unclear to all, probably including Chris himself.<br /> <br /> ===Literal interpretations===<br /> Chris is unable to interpret the language other people use at any level other than its literal, surface meaning. He misses the deeper meanings of what others are trying to say to him, and cannot interpret abstract thought or sarcasm. This is known as concrete thought, which can be seen as a symptom of autism.<br /> <br /> ====Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm====<br /> Chris cannot interpret rhetorical comparisons or hyperbole in general. He ignores the point the speaker is trying to make and focuses on the 'exact' meaning of the phrases they use. Examples:&lt;ref&gt;[[Father Call]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> : '''Kacey's Father:''' You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.<br /> : '''Chris:''' Stuff... candy... don't... I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!<br /> : …<br /> : '''Kacey's Father:''' I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a Windows is.<br /> : '''Chris:''' You barely know what a Windows is?<br /> : '''Kacey's Father:''' Don't… Don't patronize me.<br /> : '''Chris:''' I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?<br /> : '''Kacey's Father:''' What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that.<br /> <br /> In the first example, Chris clearly only hears &quot;You[…] stuff candy down your throat&quot; and interprets the negative tone as an accusation that this is a bad thing, then tries to prove that he does not, in fact, stuff ''candy'' down his throat — just healthy foods like vegetables (a blatant lie, but that's beside the point). Because he's threatened, he forgets that this is used as a ''rhetorical comparison'', and thus the original point that Kacey's dad was trying to make gets lost in the sands of time. This is also one of the reasons why conversations with Chris reach complete dead ends.<br /> <br /> As the quote read in the [[04232010 - Autism Awareness &amp; Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness]] video says, autistic people are frequently unable to interpret sarcasm. Chris is no exception, and he is often unable to pick up sarcastic comments, as seen in the Guru Larry interview.&lt;ref&gt;[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ====Questions and suggestions====<br /> Chris's literal interpretation also affects how he answers questions and follows orders or suggestions. His answers to questions are always spartan with no elaboration, and cannot distinguish the implied meanings within the commands and suggestions given to him from their literal meanings. For example:&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 2#In-depth answers|Mailbag #2]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> : '''Q:''' Do you listen to any music while you draw the comics?<br /> : '''A:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> To a normal person, the question that was posed would be interpreted along the lines of &quot;What kind of music — what bands, what musical genres? If you listen to the music, why does this particular music help you draw things? If not, do you find music distracting, and why?&quot; but instead, Chris interpreted &quot;Do you listen to any music?&quot; literally as a question that can be answered &quot;yes&quot; or &quot;no&quot;. Simply put, he is unable to see ''why'' people are asking specific questions that can be answered yes or no, and unable to elaborate or give rationales for his opinions unless those things are ''specifically'' asked from him. Again, this characteristic is due to his autism, not, as is often perceived, his stupidity.<br /> <br /> Another example:&lt;ref&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #8]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> : '''Alec:''' Please stop running away from me.<br /> : '''Chris:''' I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.<br /> <br /> This was in response to Chris trying to end the call after an inconvenient discussion.<br /> <br /> This also is likely to blame for Chris's second encounter with [[B-Manajerk]]. The previous day, the manager of the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] had banned him from the store. Problem is, they were inside a [[McDonald's]] at the time, and he likely said something along the lines of &quot;Never come to this store again.&quot; Chris probably took this to mean &quot;You are banned from this specific store, the one you and I are standing in right now,&quot; and due to this misunderstanding he wound up being chased out of the Wal-Mart.<br /> <br /> ===Television jargon===<br /> In the ''Sonichu'' comic, Chris also almost consistently uses television terminology instead of comics terminology. This seems to seep into his other language use, too — he urges people to &quot;stay tuned&quot; to see new developments in his [[YouTube]] channel, for example. This on its own is innocuous, as normal people might use &quot;stay tuned&quot; in non-TV situations (and for cable/satellite TV stations, which do not have a transmission frequency), but in Chris's case, this may be an indication of a bigger issue. Chris refers to himself as &quot;Great Director Chandler&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 34#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag #34, to Evan]]&lt;/ref&gt; (itself a ripoff of [[Excel Saga|Great Director Watanabe]]) and calls alternate versions of his comics &quot;director's cuts&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|''Sonichu'' Quiz #2]]&lt;/ref&gt; [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] begins with the &quot;Previously...&quot; type of recap of the end of the previous comic more usually seen in a TV series. When talking about the comic, he consistently refers to &quot;episodes&quot; rather than chapters. He has used &quot;TV-MA/TV-14/TV-Y7&quot; ratings for certain scenes&lt;ref&gt;[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]&lt;/ref&gt; and, when this self-imposed rating system later failed to work, he blamed the [[wikipedia: Federal Communications Commission|Federal Communications Commission]] for the messed-up ratings,&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 51#The recent explosion of pornography in TV-Y7 cartoons is not Chris's fault|Mailbag #51]]&lt;/ref&gt; even though the FCC has no authority over online or printed media. He promised a second &quot;season&quot; of the comic — apparently a &quot;reboot&quot; will commence with a &quot;clip show episode&quot; in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' 11]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 51#A reboot is scheduled|Mailbag #51]]&lt;/ref&gt; It is as if he's familiar with only one set of jargon that he then applies to all similar situations, ignoring the fact that most people speak of &quot;writers&quot; instead of &quot;directors&quot;, &quot;chapters&quot; instead of &quot;episodes&quot;, &quot;volumes&quot; instead of &quot;seasons&quot;, rate their comics with some rating system that is probably similar to, but not an ''exact duplicate'' of the one used in television — and so on.<br /> <br /> It is speculated that the use of jargon stems not from a limited vocabulary, but from Chris's belief that he is [[Chris and reality|actually directing a TV show.]]&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on CWCipedia. &quot;''For the sake of the Comic Pages, the marriage has been keep discreet during drawing, coloring and filimg[''sic''].''&quot;&lt;/ref&gt; More damningly, he once referred to the comics as an &quot;anime&quot;, with himself as director.&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_9 Issue #3 Page 9]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Other strange points===<br /> Chris seems to cling to trademarks. In [[Mailbag 10|Mailbag #10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not &quot;saved on memory card&quot; or just &quot;saved&quot;; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. In the exact same vein, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], he even swears with &quot;hand on My Holy New International Version Bible right now,&quot; rather than just on ''any'' old Bible he might have had lying around. This can be explained, again, by Chris's autism, where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.<br /> <br /> He also tends to mix up similar words, for example, the time he confused [[Sonichu's Edge|free-running]] with [[wikipedia:Parkay|a brand of butter]].<br /> <br /> Chris seems to prefer referring to people using their full names; before he assumed he was female, he almost always referred to himself as &quot;Christian Weston Chandler&quot; or, God forbid, &quot;'Christopher' Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler&quot;— if he was feeling overly formal. This applies to other people, too; for example, in [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], he refers to most of the women by their full names. This is yet another autism-related trait.<br /> <br /> Chris also has a habit of inventing new words by muddling the tense of existing ones. This often goes along with his previously-mentioned preference for somewhat odd word choices as he tries to force words into sentences they don't belong in. A good example would be be Chris's love of the word &quot;crestfallen&quot; that came about during the [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. While the word usually exists as a adjective, Chris uses it in a baffling progressive tense &quot;to my dismay and crestfall.&quot;<br /> <br /> Chris also has a habit of spelling certain words, phrases, or names of people backwards in order to emphasize them in a sentence. For example, during the [[Pmurt]] Saga, Chris would continuously say &quot;EID PMURT, EID!!!&quot; His reasoning for doing this is unknown, however it is known that Chris will often spell the names of his adversaries backwards as a means of degrading them.<br /> <br /> ==The spoken word==<br /> [[Image:Choicevideos.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris's spoken vocabulary. Notice how Chris's most used word is &quot;uh&quot;.]]<br /> Chris comes off slightly better when speaking, although that's not really saying much. He claims ad nauseam [[Song of Christian|the first word]] [[Autism Tutorial|he ever spoke]] [[User:ChrisChanSonichu|was &quot;monkey&quot;]] at the age of six weeks, which is physically impossible. When he addresses the world in one of his many videos, his speech is peppered with vocalized pauses such as &quot;uh&quot;, &quot;hmm&quot;, and &quot;yeah&quot; as he struggles to find the right thing to say. He also [[Speech impediment|tends to stutter and repeat himself]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|They should have given it perfect- they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the [[Wikipedia:Game Informer|Game Informer]].|Chris attempting to convince people that [[Brutal Legend Plus|''Brutal Legend'']] is worthy of a perfect score.}}<br /> <br /> Chris does a better job staying on-topic when speaking than he does while writing, likely because when speaking to a camera or another person, he has a clearer idea of the point he wants to get across. Going off on rambling tangents still occasionally happens, but usually only when Chris is [[Random-access humor|trying to be funny]].<br /> <br /> {{quote|...even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow [[Wikipedia:R. Kelly|R. Kelly]]'s bathroom... [[The Cleveland Show]], new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX.|Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|confusing humor with advertising.]]}}<br /> <br /> While Chris seems to be at least capable of coherent conversation while calm, things go downhill when he's [[Stress|upset]], [[Chris and Anger|enraged]], or [[:File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|confused]]. In particular, his tendency to throw childlike temper tantrums has resulted in some very bizarre outbursts. When angry, Chris still retains his tendency to go off on tangents and be very proper about compulsively giving all of the [[Honest Content|relevant information]], which means that he's often unable to sum his anger up in just a few succinct words.<br /> <br /> {{quote|...SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!|Chris [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|inserting random details into a hissy fit.]]}}<br /> <br /> Interestingly, comparisons of his vocal patterns offer one of the few signs of actual development that Chris has ever displayed. Consider his earliest videos; his speech was courtly and disjointed, and delivered almost exclusively in short, monotonous bursts:<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|DyTRNU1ym-k}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> There are exceptions to this, but these generally consisted of [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|short phrases apparently culled from TV]] (note the change in pitch in the above video when Chris describes himself as &quot;ever so lonesome&quot;). All in all, Chris displayed all the attributes one would expect from an autistic, as well as from someone who is completely unused to talking to people.<br /> <br /> Comparisons with the present day show a marked change in Chris's manner of speech:<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|pCrLyR69cPM}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> Chris may not sound any more naturalistic, but he does show more of a semantic range than he did two years ago. Clues as to why this has occurred can be found in the subject matter of the videos — Chris seems to have realized to some extent that he must engage with people on their terms in order to be taken seriously. While this may not be a massive change, it is still heartening to see that the trolling is stirring the emaciated husk of his dignity into some sort of creaking action. Who knows? In another two years he may have acquired the vocal skills of a child of kindergarten age.<br /> <br /> ===Idiosyncrasies===<br /> Chris also has a number of idiosyncrasies which appear frequently in his speech. First, the aforementioned disjointed speech patterns, which are broken up by a number of ideological phrases, which crop up with varying regularity but which sound very similar every time he uses them. Listen closely to the way he introduces himself; he is &quot;Chrishinwessonchanler. From Ruckersville Vir-''gin''-ya.&quot; Whenever Chris introduces himself, he basically repeats this exact phonetic pattern, including pauses, the rushed and garbled name, and the staccato rhythm of &quot;Virginia&quot;. This is of course explainable by his autism, but it is also related to his [[Random-access humor|sense of humor]], his [[parody|plagiarism]], and his desire for control over those whom he sees as oppressors.<br /> <br /> It may also be related to the less often seen idiosyncrasy which causes him to express disgust with a word physically. For example, in the famous [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|&quot;Smell Yo Duck&quot;]] music video, Chris first avoided saying the word &quot;dick&quot; altogether, and when forced to repeat the video, showed signs of distress bordering on illness. While this is obviously nothing more than a comical exaggeration on his part, it is notable that he should feel any particular sensation about simple words whatsoever. This reaction raises the possibility that, so long as he is not faking it altogether, Chris may be a [[Wikipedia:Synesthesia|synaesthete]]. There's also the possibility that he has a strong association with a certain word and associates guilt with it, like a child hearing a curse word. Alternatively, it is not stating the ''word'' that is disgusting to Chris, but rather the ''substance'' of the phrase, as it implies that ''he himself'' is [[homos|&quot;smelling someone's dick&quot;]], as he has no problem hurling curse words (including &quot;dick&quot;) at his enemies when in a [[Chris and anger|fit of rage]].<br /> <br /> ==Profanity==<br /> : ''See also: [[Chris and censorship]]''<br /> <br /> At some point in the 2000s, Chris became an enthusiastic user of profanity and vulgar language. According to [[Mimms]], in his early days at [[The GAMe PLACe]] Chris avoided cursing, at least in public, but in more recent years he's lost almost all compunctions in this regard. His videos, blogs, and public pronouncements are full of foul language and obscene references. This is possibly part of an effort by Chris to seem more &quot;adult&quot;. <br /> <br /> He still holds back in some ways, though. In much of his writing, especially in his comics and on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris shows a strange inclination to sporadically censor himself. He regularly uses profanity in his blog entries and Mailbag responses, but the offending words are typically blotted out with asterisks: &quot;D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash,&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC Blog]], December 2009&lt;/ref&gt; for instance, or &quot;[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Bugs_Bunny|BUGS BUNNY]] WAS NAKED; YOGI BEAR WAS NAKED; WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 39|Mailbag #39]]&lt;/ref&gt; (On occasions he varies up his censorship style. [[CWC's Diary]] repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an &quot;[[CWC-isms#X|XXXXX]]&quot;; the X's are clearly meant to stand in for &quot;bitch&quot;.) Even relatively mild words such as &quot;damn&quot; and &quot;crap&quot; get the same treatment, which was exploited to hilarious effect in the [[audiobooks]].<br /> <br /> It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory abounds regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry Internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[Speech impediment]]<br /> * [[Chris's resume]]<br /> * [[The High School Story]]<br /> * [[Chris and writing]]<br /> * [[Spanish]]<br /> * Anything written on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia]<br /> * [[Manchester High Leaks#English|Chris's high school English homework]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{CWC-isms}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Enablers&diff=245426 Enablers 2020-07-27T08:17:09Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> {{Articleofthenow}}<br /> [[File:Helena Fiorenza with Magi-Chan.jpg|300px|thumb|[[Helena Fiorenza]], a fantasy enabler who feeds into Chris's delusion that Magi-chan is real.]]<br /> '''Enablers''', or '''Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu''' ('''DoCCS''') as Chris has termed them,&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1190784675750514688&lt;/ref&gt; are those who encourage Chris's negative behavior and/or self-destructive habits. In Christorical terms, an enabler is a hybrid of a [[white knight]] and [[ween]]; they differ from the former in that they do not intend to help Chris out of his bad habits, and they differ from the latter in that they avoid making poor attempts to annoy Chris, instead focusing on ingratiating themselves to him, with various intents, with the invariable effect of furthering his delusions. The term &quot;enabler&quot; was created by Christorians due to the growing epidemic of weens and white-knights that have been using the same technique to reach their goal, to the point where they became almost indistinguishable. <br /> <br /> Enablers can be divided into two main classes: the first being financial enablers throwing money at Chris, and the second being the fantasy enablers endorsing Chris's [[Ego|grandiose]] delusions. They are not necessarily limited to doing these. The overall characteristic that defines all enablers is that they perform an action with the sole purpose of encouraging Chris to live like a child, whether it be encouraging him not to be employed, providing him his most basic needs, roleplaying with him, and much, much more.<br /> <br /> Some enablers fall into a sub-group referred to as Anti-Trolls, those who try to ward other trolls and Tetrad members away from Chris to have him for themselves. These are not to be confused with [[Counter-Trolls|counter-trolls]], who primarily fight against trolls to protect Chris, rather to troll him themselves. <br /> <br /> ==Fantasy enablers==<br /> [[Chris and reality|Chris's grip on what is real]] and what is being fed to him was [[PandaHalo|never]] [[Julie|that]] [[Ivy|robust]] to begin, and has eroded even further after years of [[sagas|being deliberately misled]]. It has wasted away to such an extent that he is nearly incapable of distinguishing seemingly even what ideas come from his head and what came from others. Enablers exploit this fact by presenting Chris with their own invented information about the [[Dimensional Merge]] or Chris's [[imaginary friends]], validating his thoughts and convincing him that [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|he is not alone]]. A prime example of this is [[Jacob Sockness]], who used fictional dialogue between various characters between Chris's characters and his own imaginary pantheon. Chris fully believed that this dialogue was legitimate and expressed that he had heard it himself. Collectively, these enabler fabrications are known as the '''cult of the Idea Guys''', for they had their root in the Idea Guys' example and have become the basis of [[Chris and religion#Doctrines of CWCianity|Chris's religious beliefs]]. This pseudo cult's name is meant to poke fun at how Chris has incorporated all of his beliefs, and turned it into a religion, where followers worship him as their God. Since the [[Idea Guys]] saga showed to everyone by mid-[[2018]] that Chris really was this gullible, the go-to method for those trying to influence Chris has been to act as enablers of his delusions, replacing the previous method of posing as [[sweethearts]].<br /> <br /> ==Financial enablers==<br /> Beside sanctioning his belief in his own divinity, there is one other way that enablers have found in winning Chris over: through his wallet. Though his situation is not nearly as dire as during the [[Financhu Crisis]] some years ago, Chris remains as [[Chris and money|irresponsible with money]] and [[Chris and work|adamant not to work]] as always. As a result, it is always precarious at best. Providing him with the money he regularly requests, whether through lavishing him with expensive gifts, buying his [[Chris and business|overpriced, shoddy merchandise]] or [[Patreon|donating monthly for comics he does not want to make]], is a technique used by enablers who can afford it as [[Sarah and Steve]], and even some who cannot, as [[Aly Hirschberg]], to present themselves to Chris as being kindly and selfless, often in combination with worshiping and joining in his role-playing. Over the years, Chris has gotten thousands from his audience in the form of donations and considerations. He has received thousands more in sales through storefronts such as [[eBay]] and [[Etsy]].<br /> <br /> As the notice on our homepage suggests, '''the CWCki strongly advises against giving Chris money'''. <br /> <br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |-<br /> ! Amount<br /> ! From<br /> ! Date received<br /> ! Details<br /> |-<br /> |A laptop computer<br /> |A ween in North Carolina<br /> |[[August 2011]]<br /> |Chris spoke about it in [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]. A common theory is that the laptop had been infected with a keylogger, but Chris outsmarted the ween by upgrading the computer.<br /> |-<br /> |$500<br /> |[[Kiwi Farms]]<br /> |[[January 2014]]<br /> |Donated by fans after the house fire.&lt;ref&gt;[[Destruction Of Chris's House#Aftermath and reaction]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |$150<br /> |Fans<br /> |[[September 2014]]<br /> |From a Kickstarter campaign in which Chris explicitly stated he would use it to buy [[Lego]]s.&lt;ref&gt;[[Kickstarter]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |$1,000<br /> |[[DStecks]]<br /> |[[September 2015]]<br /> |Donated during the climax of his review series of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' to fund the production of new pages for the comic; Chris used it to buy a new bed (arguably one of his only sensible purchases in recent years) but then failed to keep his side of the deal for almost two years.<br /> |-<br /> |$500<br /> |Kiwi Farms user [[Weening|Sonic Rainboom]]<br /> |[[September 2015]]<br /> |Sent Chris a Visa card with $500.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-finds-a-gift-card-spends-it.13723/&lt;/ref&gt; Later admitted doing it to get &quot;interesting content&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-finds-a-gift-card-spends-it.13723/page-11#post-1054932&lt;/ref&gt; It is worth noting the absurd hours that Chris was making these purchases – the majority of them were between [[Biological clock|midnight and 5 AM]].<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png|Rainboom spent $500 to find that Chris likes McDonald's.<br /> File:Sonic rainboom $500 2.jpg<br /> File:Sonic rainboom $500 3.jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |Hundreds<br /> |Mostly [[weens]]<br /> |Summer 2016<br /> |During the [[Financhu Crisis]], a pattern formed of Chris begging for money, then briefly stating that he had received donations before begging for more money.<br /> |-<br /> |$2,650<br /> |Selling [[Relics of Fail]]<br /> |August 2016 onwards<br /> |[[Megatron pistol]] ($50), [[Sonic Totem]] ($1,500), [[Pokéwalker of Fail]] ($100), [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|ShecameforCWC]] ($1,000, as part of a set).<br /> |-<br /> |$4,816.43<br /> |[[Patreon]]<br /> |December 2016 onwards<br /> |Chris earns pledges from fans and weens every month.<br /> |-<br /> |$1,000<br /> |Selling binders of old Pokémon and UFS cards.<br /> |January 2018 onwards<br /> |Four binders of cards.&lt;ref&gt;[[eBay]]&lt;/ref&gt; At least one was purchased by a seller hoping to resell the individual cards.<br /> |-<br /> |$100<br /> |Selling stained pages of [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]<br /> |February 2018<br /> |Literally selling trash.<br /> |-<br /> |$1,300<br /> |A fan named Jack Z&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-4#post-3273576&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |April 2018<br /> |Jack gave Chris $1,200 for a luxury trip to the 2018 [[BronyCon]] in the hopes that he would get to meet him there. Chris thanked him for the money in [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]. Jack also paid $100 for a [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|video (which Chris decided to bookend with unrelated begging announcements)]].<br /> |-<br /> |$1,000<br /> |[[Miss Cherry]]<br /> |July 2018<br /> |Tried the pay-to-play method to being Chris's next sweetheart and failed.<br /> |-<br /> |$391<br /> |[[Aly Hirschberg]]&lt;ref name=interview&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5482182 Hirschberg admits she bought the blankets, 19 October 2019]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |Summer 2018<br /> |{{quote|it’s about 3 hours wages for me, I don’t mind spending that on some christory}}<br /> <br /> During summer 2018, an anonymous &quot;vRS Davison&quot; said in YouTube's comments section that she decided to spend $200 to buy an old blanket from Barb on [[eBay]], because she somehow considered it to be a piece of &quot;Christory&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> It evidently was not enough to pay a ridiculous sum of money for one blanket, as when Barb put more blankets up for sale,&lt;ref&gt;[[2018 Sales Listings#Barbara's Blankets]]&lt;/ref&gt; vRS Davison purchased another one for $100, plus $25 shipping.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/page-124#post-3691978&lt;/ref&gt; In [[October 2019]], Aly Hirschberg would reveal that she purchased them through a US proxy.<br /> <br /> In November 2019, she paid for a $41 set of [[TSSSF]] cards.&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.md/xJPcM&lt;/ref&gt; and gave $50 for a Magi-Chan medallion&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.md/tza90&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |$500<br /> |Jill Duncan&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/page-189#post-4317687&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |February 2019<br /> |A &quot;Jill Duncan&quot; pledged $500 per month to Chris's Patreon, asking to speak to Chris, then cancelled the pledge ten days later (but because Chris's Patreon account is set to &quot;upfront payment&quot;, Chris still got the initial $500 and used it to purchase a replacement [[Xbox]]). There is no indication Chris ever spoke to Jill, as she requested.<br /> |-<br /> |$400<br /> |[[Sarah and Steve]]<br /> |Spring 2019<br /> |Bought Chris a Nintendo Switch ($300), gave him $100 on Patreon. Also claimed to have funded a room for him at the 2019 BronyCon ($600) but pulled it due to Chris not paying attention to them.<br /> |-<br /> |~$2,000<br /> |[[Joseph Draft]]<br /> |April 2019<br /> |According to the creator of [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]], who was approached by Draft before the now infamous trailer was relisted, in order to get footage for a documentary, he had payed Chris and Barb an undisclosed amount.&lt;ref&gt;https://youtu.be/HP_fIAJLI2w?t=489&lt;/ref&gt; Assuming that the Kickstarter was meant to cover the costs ''already made'', the budgeted $2,000 as payment for the &quot;collaborators&quot;&lt;ref&gt;https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdraft/chris-chan-vs-the-internet&lt;/ref&gt; is the maximum amount Chris and Barb could have been given, from the information available.<br /> |-<br /> |$200<br /> |David90637947<br /> |May 2019<br /> |Commissioned Chris via Twitter for a Sonichu [[medallion]], shelling out $200 in order to get Chris's attention (medallions were $30 each when Chris sold them on Ebay). Became a Twitter white knight for Chris, until Chris mass blocked some perceived trolls, including David.<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:David90637947 pleading for a medallion.png|David pleading for the chance to buy a Sonichu medallion.<br /> File:David90637947's medallion request.png|Chris acknowledges him after he waves $200.<br /> File:David90637947's $200 Sonichu medallion.jpg|The received medallion.<br /> File:David90637947's review.png|David's glowing review.<br /> File:David90637947 blocked.png|Whining over being blocked by Chris.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> |-<br /> |$600<br /> |BronyCon donor<br /> |July 2019<br /> |After Chris repeatedly begged on Twitter for $600 to fund a hotel room after his previous plan fell through (crashing with [[Sarah and Steve]], who had ghosted him earlier because Chris kept ignoring their messages), a fan donated to Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[[July 2019 social media posts]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> |- class=&quot;sortbottom&quot;<br /> !style=&quot;background-color:#E9E9E9; text-align:right;&quot;, colspan=&quot;3&quot;|Total<br /> !style=&quot;font-weight:bold;color:#FF0000&quot;|~$17,616.43<br /> |}<br /> <br /> ==Motives for enabling Chris==<br /> There are several motives people make for enabling Chris, these include the following.<br /> <br /> ===To profit off of the communiy surrounding Chris===<br /> Many of these enablers are hacks who use Chris's platform to launch their career. These people do not have the talent required to making anything worthwhile and bait Chris into talking about them to help launch their career.<br /> <br /> A recent enabler, [[Ben Saint]], badly attempted to develop a saga of his own within Christory by copying what Alec Benson Leary did, which was to promote his own media and make money off of the fools who would buy that stuff. To do this, he fed into Chris's delusions, and added [[Sonichu Special 7|some of his own characters]] into the Sonichu comics.<br /> <br /> ===Joining the creative community surrounding Chris===<br /> {{Protip|Nobody is stopping you from making fan art, just make sure Chris doesn't see it}}<br /> Observers of Chris often include people who like drawing as a hobby. While many will post their artwork at places strictly for discussing Chris, such as [[Kiwi Farms]] or [[Reddit]], to keep their distance from Chris, enablers approach Chris directly with their fanart. on [[Twitter]] or [[Discord]], seeking his opinion - despite knowing full well he has issues distinguishing [[reality]] from fantasy and will interpret their artwork as it happening literally. Over time, these enablers built up a community for sharing their artwork, with the side-effect of affirming Chris's fantasies.<br /> <br /> ===Attention whores===<br /> Some of these enablers desperately seek attention, and approval from Chris is something they crave for the most. These people cannot contribute anything to society and therefore will never get a Wikipedia page of their own, so the CWCki is the next best alternative. People such as [[MKRNightVee]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], [[Jacob Sockness]], [[Sarah and Steve]] and Richard Righteous come under this category. They often ardently defend Chris's beliefs about being an all powerful goddess and getting into lengthy arguments with others over their actions.<br /> <br /> ===To make Chris produce content artificially===<br /> For most people, it would be utterly despicable to manipulate someone as mentally ill as Chris, let alone so that he can become a means for their enjoyment. For the enablers with more spiteful intents in mind, they would argue that the reason that they are further deluding Chris is because it would encourage him to produce more content. They would tell Chris all kinds of nonsensical stories, just so that he can act like their own personal lolcow to laugh at.<br /> <br /> ===&quot;I'm just supporting him/her/them&quot;===<br /> [[File:CWCLivestream Fan, 12 Feb. 2020.png|thumb|right|[[Other enablers#Eschcal|Eschcal]], seen here donating $10 to Chris, shows all the hallmarks of an enabler, in that they pretend to be a fan and hope their financial donations will make Chris do what they want - in reality, Chris is most likely using their cash to buy [[Video games]].]]<br /> This argument is most common among the more white knight- or social justice-oriented crowd. Those who take this approach see Chris as a victim of the &quot;alt-right trolls&quot; or whatever villain of the week has been created to oppress them. As such, to them Chris is a beautiful, unique creature who is to be coddled and praised, regardless of the merit of that praise. Often this praise will be sycophantic in nature, with constant praise of Chris' artistic ability and creative genius. Another common narrative is that Chris is a grown adult who is perfectly capable of taking care of himself, easily separating the wheat from the chaff in regards to orbiters. [[Sarah and Steve|We'll let you]] [[Jacob Sockness|decide how]] [[Idea Guys|competent he is]].<br /> <br /> ===To protect him from other enablers===<br /> <br /> Some enablers have already realized that it is impossible to communicate to Chris unless they can entertain his beliefs, so they attempt to assist Chris by, at first, playing into his own fantasies and then subsequently attempting to dismantle those fantasies from the inside, or encourage less harmful ones. However, attempts at doing so have mostly failed.<br /> <br /> ==Arguments against enabling Chris==<br /> <br /> Whether you intend to help Chris, make him fall further into his delusions, or attempt to pull a [[Liquid Chris]] on him by playing along with his delusions, there are a handful of reasons for why enabling Chris generally is not considered a good idea by most people. <br /> <br /> ===Chris is beyond your ability to help at this point===<br /> <br /> The impact of the [[Idea Guys]] has been ''catastrophic'' to both Chris's mental state and the Sonichu universe: in recent years, Chris's mental state has deteriorated from fantasy-prone escapism to complete detachment from [[reality]]. Chris has become so delusional that he believes he is married to several Sonic recolors and a Pokémon as part of a [[polyamorous marriage]], is a goddess with psychic powers, and is worshiped by millions as their lord and savior.<br /> <br /> By indulging Chris – that is, encouraging a {{age|1982|2|24}}-year-old man to believe he is really a deity and [[anime]] character after he was tricked into thinking that in the first place – '''you are only making things worse''', and even helping to perpetuate the Idea Guys' fraud. When a person has deluded themselves into a belief that is potentially harmful to themselves and others, the best thing to do is not to reinforce said delusion, but rather to get the person professional help. Telling him that [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|others]] agree with his nonsense only causes him to become even further detached from [[Chris and reality|the real world]] than he already is. <br /> <br /> Agreeing with Chris that he is the holy patroness of [[Commodore 64|a computer from the '80s]] and that cartoon characters will soon [[Chris and religion#Afterlife and eschatology|start showing up]] in the real world has also proven a prerequisite to interacting with him for any extended period of time. Even if you do not intend to indulge in his fantasies, you cannot interact with him normally to undo any of of the damage done by enablers. The [[Guard Dogs]], who originally intended to keep Chris from getting manipulated again, also needed to play along by alleging that Chris's [[Amnyfest Ring]] was causing psychic chaos to gain their position over him. Most who are willing to play along with Chris in this way would justify their actions to third parties by professing they are doing this to help Chris in the end. Unfortunately, despite their efforts, Chris had refused to cooperate with them any further, and decided to go back to his fantasy world, and continued falling for other enablers, no matter what was told to him.<br /> <br /> Chris also no longer believes in basic scientific principles, especially in the the biology department, and already believes himself, and presumably himself alone, to completely understand the difference between what is real and what is fictional.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1205200341677084673&lt;/ref&gt; He believes that all diseases are a result of extreme stress, and that by being psychically connected to a virus, he can completely obliterate whatever ails him. For example, when Chris got a cold on December 2019, he believed that the primary reason for this was due to how he was triggered by the redesigns of his Sonichu characters by [[ProjectSNT]]. If Chris gets inflicted with a disease, he will tell himself that said illnesses simply arose from his emotions and disturbances from other dimensions. To continuously try and enable him with these beliefs, you are putting Chris at a risk of suffering even worse ailment without the proper care or treatment. Thus, you are putting Chris's life in danger.<br /> <br /> ===Enabling Chris gives him a motive to never change===<br /> <br /> It goes without saying, but if one's beliefs are confirmed all of the time by the people that surround them, they have very little reason to change the way they are. This kind of &quot;helping&quot; Chris is what made him so [[Ego|egocentric]] and [[Nostalgia|puerile]] in the first place, and that was when it was just his parents enabling him. Even if you ''do'' have good intentions and a genuine desire to help Chris, this way of &quot;helping&quot; is ironically one of the most harmful things you can do to him. By reinforcing the delusional state of a mentally ill person, you are doing nothing but unintentionally making their life worse. On one hand, fantasy enablers will play into Chris's desire to relive his childhood. On the other hand, financial enablers will constantly donate him money out of guilt. The actions from both groups combined have made Chris deny any sort of adult responsibilities because it made him believe that he can [[Work|sit on his ass all day]], [[Mysticism|daydreaming]], as other people provide his basic needs for him.<br /> <br /> ===The knowledge gap between you and Chris===<br /> Since the very beginning, Chris has had [[Autism|difficulties]] in empathizing with other people, or seeing things through their point of view. This especially holds true today, where he has become absorbed within his fantasy land. Some fantasy enablers, particularly in the artist community, might believe they are not doing any harm by drawing fanart or fancomics that Chris likes. However, these people are fully aware that what they draw is simply fiction – Chris is not. '''Chris doesn't care about your fanart the way you think he would'''. He now sees it as evidence he can use to confirm his beliefs about the universe. Directly giving Chris fanart encourages his retreat from reality as he then spends time &quot;astral-projecting&quot; to the dimension he believes the artwork depicts instead of working on improving his real-world life. There is nothing inherently wrong with creating fanart of Sonichu or Sonichu characters, however doing things such as creating a persona Twitter account, aggressively pushing your art on Chris, and RPing as your character does make it highly likely that Chris will use the art as an excuse to recede deeper into his fantasy world.<br /> <br /> ===Getting sucked into drama surrounding Chris===<br /> [[File:NoticeMeSenpai.jpg|thumb|Imagine this, but as a flame war over Chris.]]<br /> The time and energy spent on getting sucked into drama, just to see who can influence Chris the most, is one of the classic signs of enabling. Because of how trolling Chris is the one-way ticket to fame for some, and due to the amount of people going by the Idea Guys' techniques, there has been a constant power struggle between groups of enablers vying for Chris's attention. Enablers have been trying to ward off one another in order to reign Supreme.<br /> <br /> An example is a group with [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[Sarah and Steve]] clashing against a group with [[MKRNightVee]] and [[AquaDiamond8]]. Sockness, perceiving MKRNightVee as a barrier to his schemes, embarked on a smear campaign maligning her to Chris and nearly succeeded. MKRNightVee found herself in the precarious position of both doubling down on her allegiance to Chris's beliefs to keep her in his graces, while trying to convince him that the parts of his beliefs that Sockness planted into his mind were invalid – representing time and effort going to enabling.<br /> <br /> As you may have guessed by now, this is a very sad situation to find yourself in. You are fighting endlessly over the same weirdo who does not know or care that people are fighting over him, and you are putting yourself at the risk of becoming massive trollbait yourself by doing it.<br /> <br /> ===You won't be able to influence Chris forever===<br /> Chris's fantasy beliefs getting validated just leaves an opening for others to eventually use down the line to manipulate him. An example is how a wave of copycats sprang up in the wake of the ousting of the [[Idea Guys]], with several successfully adapting their tactics to circumvent the efforts of the [[Guard Dogs]] to protect Chris.<br /> <br /> A related example is [[MKRNightVee]], who took a page from the Idea Guys' playbook, pretending to be a [[CPU]] goddess to align herself with Chris's beliefs. MKRNightVee claimed the charade was for helping Chris, however by feeding into his delusions, she made it easier for others like [[Jacob Sockness]] to tap into Chris's beliefs to manipulate him in another direction.<br /> <br /> ===You will always be assumed to be acting in bad faith, regardless of your motives===<br /> Due to how many white knights and weens have been using the same technique of playing along with Chris' fantasies, it has become much more difficult for Chris to determine if someone's been messing with him, or if they're genuinely trying to help him. Due to his continued façade of [[Chris and kindness|kindness]] towards other people, he will of course always go for believing them first until they betray him. Therefore, enablers are always placed on the same level of people like A-Logs and weens by Christorians, and are readily assumed to be acting in bad faith, no matter what they intend to do with Chris.<br /> <br /> The confidence built by playing make-believe with Chris has been abused several times, and made people complete laughing-stocks of the internet as a result. [[Sarah and Steve]], [[Multidimensional White Knights]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] would all get their foot in the door by affirming Chris's beliefs, in some instances pretending to channel fictional characters ''from other [[dimensions]]'', and then betray that trust for their own entertainment. Onlookers from [[Kiwi Farms]] and the [[CWCki]] itself have watched white knights reveal themselves in fact to be weens many times before. The CWCommunity at large treats weens [[Weening#If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself|without mercy]]. Even if you are not like the many traitors in recent Christory, it is impossible to get through to Chris any longer without deceiving him, and such guile is not looked upon favourably. Others have poisoned the well before you. '''You will be assumed to be acting in bad faith if you try to influence Chris for any reason, and treated accordingly'''.<br /> <br /> ===It ultimately takes away the fun of watching Chris===<br /> One of the CWCki's biggest mottos is &quot;Chris is the undisputed trolling champion&quot;, meaning that no matter what one plans to do to be the trolling champion, Chris himself still manages to be a greater obstacle to himself than anyone else can. That motto even holds up today.<br /> <br /> What several enablers with the intent of trolling him do not seem to realize is that most of the fun of watching Chris comes from the unusual way he responds to people and events himself. Rarely does [[Ben Saint|interacting with him yourself]] to tell him about your world clashing with his create the same effect as him getting angry over [[Sonic Boom|a minor character alteration]] or getting irrationally mad at a nonexistent enemy. In the past, some of the best Chris content has come from his own head and actions. <br /> <br /> Most of the time he is not even bothered by it anymore, seeing it as another happenstance in the world he created himself. This proves that by enabling Chris, you are doing the exact opposite of what triggers the best of Chris by giving him what he wants or further confirming him and lulling him into a sense of complacency where he is less likely to produce meaningful and/or entertaining content. Chris will always try to get what he wants, whether or not it is good for him. To add salt to an open wound, Chris has previously stated that trolling efforts from people like the [[Teen Troon Squad]] do not faze him at all, purely because they agreed with his views and were polite to him. Therefore, it would be insane to even think that trolling Chris in this fashion would get a laugh out of anyone.<br /> <br /> ===Manipulating Chris is not the least bit impressive anymore===<br /> If Chris's many, many [[sagas]] have proven anything, it is that he is a gullible numbskull that will never learn from his past mistakes. One may notice that many of these sagas involve Chris being tricked into doing something. Therefore, one may be tempted to go down in Christory as the next best troll by posing as a false ally. To make matters better, manipulating Chris has become far easier than it has before, thanks to his inability to discern reality from fiction. To many, this seems like the perfect opportunity to become noticed by local trolls and win some quick popularity. However, such people rarely take into account of how menial this will turn out to be.<br /> <br /> As much as some people take enabling Chris for granted these days, you must remember that even before the Idea Guys, manipulating Chris was never a new or groundbreaking tactic. As a matter of fact, it is one of the earliest methods of trolling him, as well as the most simplistic. No matter what you do with him, all you need to do is to pretend to give Chris what he wants, confirm a belief he holds dearly, regardless of whether or not you truly feel that way, and then give him directions on how he can achieve it. <br /> <br /> [[BlueSpike]], for example, was a 13-year-old troll who wanted to take advantage of Chris's lust for having a sweetheart. Chris mistook him for another sweetheart solely due to his voice, and BlueSpike was able to go under the pseudonym of Julie. He then told Chris that his persona would date him under a few conditions in order to tell him to take part in whatever he wanted him to. First, a majority of the trolling involved BlueSpike having phone sex for hours every night as Chris masturbated. Afterwards, he decided to further take advantage of the situation by telling him to [[Julie reveals herself|shove his Sonichu medallion up his ass]], and telling him to [[For Julie's Eyes Only|record himself having sex with a blowup doll]]. [[Idea Guys|Does this sound familiar?]]<br /> <br /> The reason why trolls like [[Blanca]] and [[Miyamoto]] are important to Christorians is not just because they managed to trick a [[Autism|mentally-handicapped]] man. It was because they were some of the first of their kind to do what they accomplished. Had they only existed today, they would not be nearly as noted, and would likely be looked down upon as tryhards. Some notable trolls that used this technique are not even notable for good reasons. Names like BlueSpike and the Idea Guys will still live in infamy from the excessively cruel and unusual techniques they used on Chris to make him harm himself. Aside from that, the last thing anyone would want would be to be associated with a fat, smelly, crossdressing man so out of touch with reality, he believes his world building counts as a [[Chris and work|real job]], just to make him believe that it is okay to continue living like that.<br /> <br /> Think about it, if Chris will just believe anything you tell him that easily, sees no problems with being manipulated so long as you act [[Chris and kindness|kind]] to him, and only sees every enabler as a means to confirm his own crazy theories, do you really think that enabling him will make you the next trolling sensation? The bottom line is that any attempt to manipulate Chris will not make you stand out from anyone else that has tried to do so, and it can come off as desperate to gain 15 minutes of Internet fame.<br /> <br /> ===If you fail hard enough, you will be laughed at by the internet===<br /> [[File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan6.jpg|thumb|300px|Trust us, it's just not worth it!]]<br /> <br /> At one point or another, you will be caught in the act, and you are going to have to spill the beans on your elaborate trolling scheme. Before you can even do so, someone is likely going to stumble across some really embarrassing information about you when they are trying to track down your motives. Remember, if you enable Chris, you will be assumed to be acting in bad faith, so the last thing you would want to do is show off, [[Idea Guys|especially when others tell you to stop]]. Most enablers do not appear to be aware of the dire consequences of sharing their brilliant plans on various sites that either target Chris or ones he regularly uses, and they thus become the site's laughing stock of the month, just by skipping this caveat in their plans.<br /> <br /> An infamous example of this is the failed trolling plan of [[Sarah and Steve]]. Sarah first got the attention of Chris by asking for a Rosechu medallion, which Chris had undoubtedly agreed to after they bribed him with a Nintendo Switch. Sarah then told Chris that she and Steve would move over to Virginia to be his only friends to &quot;help&quot; him out by giving him endless gifts and playing pretend with him as a means of further deluding Chris. This has brought them negative attention from trolls. Even more so when they made a rise up when they tried to get themselves noticed by other prominent enablers to be declared &quot;King of the Weens&quot;.<br /> <br /> A more infamous example would be [[Jacob Sockness]], an amateur sorcerer from San Francisco who pretended to be sexually attracted to Chris. When he was discovered by the Kiwi Farms in 2018, he became one of the site's most popular topics of discussion due to his many absurd obsessions and mannerisms. He too had a lot in common with Chris, being autistic, receiving a monthly tugboat, and believing to possess magical powers.<br /> <br /> [[Miss Cherry]] had also proven himself to be a target of ridicule after he had posted in an inactive thread about him on the [[Kiwi Farms]], just so that he can leak his trolling plan and show off. The Farms naturally did not approve of this, and were not reluctant to dox him. This was made worse when he decided to double down and continuously talk about how Internet famous all of this would make him.<br /> <br /> So the next time you attempt to troll Chris through enabling, always remember that you are at a great risk of being a target of ridicule yourself.<br /> <br /> ===If you’re successful enough, it can come off as just plain depraved===<br /> Out of all of the four groups represented in the Unholy Tetrad, enablers can arguably be considered the absolute worst in many cases. Just like with A-Logging, the biggest reason of all for why you should not enable Chris with malicious intents in mind is for the legal liability. For some enablers, enabling Chris is more than just a game to mess with his comics. It can get to the point where they realize they can use his gullibility as a tool to do such malicious things to himself. Some can even tell him to go as far as telling him to commit abuse to both himself, and to other people, as well as extort money from him.&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/&lt;/ref&gt; If this is to show you anything about enabling Chris with the intent of trolling him, it is that if you go far enough with this practice, ''you'' will become the villain, rather than the funniest guy in the chatroom.<br /> <br /> ===Money given to Chris will not help sustain him===<br /> After reading the above, you might realize that role playing with Chris will not place you on the trolling [[honor roll]] anytime soon, yet you might still wish to help him, and consider some kind of monetary contribution instead. This is also a bad idea. At present, Chris is adequately [[14 Branchland Court|housed]] and fed (even if both leave [[Tour of Chris's House III|much to]] [[Obesity|be desired]]), and his [[monthly tugboat]] from the United States government provides him and [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] with necessary financial support enough that he, in fact, makes more money ''doing absolutely nothing'' than the average household worldwide gets for an entire family's labour.&lt;ref&gt;Social Security Disability Insurance [https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/082015/what-are-maximum-social-security-disability-benefits.asp pays on average] $1,237 monthly, so $29,688 yearly for Chris and Barb combined. For comparison, the [https://news.gallup.com/poll/166211/worldwide-median-household-income-000.aspx global median household income] is $9,733.&lt;/ref&gt; He is certainly not destitute. <br /> <br /> [[Chris and money|Chris's relationship with money]] is unhealthy. While he has not got himself into as much of a bind as Barb has, he lacks the forethought to save money for the future and attend to his financial affairs in a responsible way. He often spends his money on frivolities and then turns to his fanbase to pay for necessary expenses that he could have covered himself had he not squandered his money away. While concerns for what will become of Chris after his mother passes are legitimate, Chris evidently shows [[Chris and work|no concern for planning for his future]] when Barb is no longer with him, and any money that you give him now to help secure his future will be frittered away on ''[[My Little Pony]]'' merchandise or [[vidya]]. Giving him more money now just teaches him that he is free to live beyond his means without a shred of responsibility because people like you will be happy to foot the bill. '''Your money will be wasted in Chris's hands and is best kept out of them'''.<br /> <br /> ==Conclusion==<br /> {{Incomplete}}<br /> <br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> <br /> *[[Weening]]<br /> *[[White knights]]<br /> *[[Ben Saint]] – A case of desperately garnering Internet fame<br /> *[[Jacob Sockness]] <br /> *[[Idea Guys#Joshua Allen Wise|Joshua Wise]] – The original &quot;Idea Guy&quot;<br /> *[[Other enablers|Other enablers of Chris's delusions]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> <br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{Unholy}}<br /> {{Fantasies}}<br /> {{Money}}<br /> [[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]<br /> [[Category:Trolling]]</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_Spanish&diff=245423 Chris and Spanish 2020-07-27T06:54:30Z <p>Dormiebasne: /* Works in which CWC uses Spanish */ Updated dead link to cwcipedia</p> <hr /> <div>{{Merge|Chris and language}}<br /> <br /> [[File:397-RicardoBadge.jpg|thumb|right|The badge don't lie.]]<br /> <br /> '''[[Wikipedia:Spanish|Spanish]]''' is an Indo-European language spoken by over 450,000,000 people worldwide, one of whom is [[Chris]] (arguably). He often uses Spanish in his videos and comics, as it was one of the few things that he learned at [[Manchester High School]], [[Honor roll|however poorly]]. He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, '''Ricardo'''. <br /> <br /> Chris is proud of his tenuous grasp of the Spanish language, but this has not prevented [[Chris and race|racism]] against [[Joshua Martinez|Hispanics]], creating a stereotypical [[Heather Iglesias|babysitter in his comics]] and a highly stereotypical sombrero-wearing Pokémon called [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]], who &quot;confuses its enemies with its language.&quot; Based on his vocabulary, and the fact that it's the most common Spanish dialect taught in American high schools, Chris most likely learned the standard Latin American dialect.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's &quot;knowledge&quot; of the language==<br /> [[File:ComicHeather Iglesias.jpg|thumb|''¡Ay, caramba!'']]<br /> <br /> Chris's actual grasp of the language must be inferred from various sources. At [[Manchester High School]], Chris took two years (4 semesters) of Spanish.<br /> The [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Spanish|Manchester High Leaks]] indicate that Chris had a basic grasp of Spanish Level 1 and possibly 2. His exact grades are unknown, but they were likely to have been average. On [[Okcupid]], Chris claimed to speak Spanish, and wrote a large section of his profile in it (which was riddled with mistakes). He also states that he speaks Spanish on his [[resume]] (but mentions that he has only taken 2 years). He also has written some [[Sonichu]] comic pages in Spanish. Chris seems confident in his Spanish, despite plentiful evidence suggesting his grasp of it is feeble - he frequently makes mistakes of grammar, spelling, and pronunciation, and only employs the most basic of verb conjugations, such as the present indicative.<br /> <br /> Some of Chris's mistakes in Spanish seem to have crossed over from his stunted [[Chris and English|command of English]], such as an affinity for the written sequence &quot;ein&quot; (resulting in, for example, &quot;''bein''&quot; instead of ''bien''). Chris is inconsistent with his use of symbols which do not occur in English when writing Spanish, such as [[wikipedia:Inverted question and exclamation marks|inverted punctuation]], accented vowels, and, most significantly, ñ. The inverted punctuation marks are sometimes replaced with their respective upright marks and accents with an apostrophe before the vowel, while the tilde in ñ is often omitted entirely. The fact that he ''sometimes'' uses the proper characters indicates that he knows how to enter them and simply does not care enough to do so consistently. In some of Chris's [[Tomgirl]]-era Spanish writing, notably [[Sonichu 12]], Chris uses feminine nouns and adjectives when referring to mixed-gender groups, whereas Spanish grammar rules dictate using the masculine plural in these contexts. This could be an attempt at a subtle [[Women's rights|feminist]] statement, but knowing Chris, it is likely a simple error.<br /> <br /> In Chris's [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009|July 29, 2009 video]] to our [[Liquid Chris|TRUE and HONEST hero]], he displays his grasp on Spanish, basic as it may be. It can be safely assumed he used online Spanish dictionaries for words he did not know. Another video involving Spanish is [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]] (a weird 1337[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet] Spanish title), in which he says &quot;Love [[Sonichu]]&quot; and &quot;hate [[Asperchu]]&quot; backwards in English, surrounded by a sentence in awkward Spanish. In another display of his Spanish, his old Spanish assignment to create a [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|hotel]] was released online. This assignment is mostly just basic Spanish and not very advanced.<br /> <br /> ==Ricardo Weston Chandler==<br /> '''Ricardo Weston Chandler''' is Chris's Spanish ''nom de guerre'', presumably chosen in honor of a main character in [[I Love Lucy|one of Chris's favorite TV shows]]. Students in language classes often choose an alternate name in the language they are learning to &quot;get into&quot; the culture and language. Of course, while most people forget about this when they have left the course (or even the teachers abandon the practice shortly into the course), Chris has adopted &quot;Ricardo&quot; as his actual Spanish name and uses it for his Spanish-related endeavors. <br /> <br /> He is oblivious to the fact that, in most languages, people do not change their name when using a different language, but instead use the language's native form of the name, or transliterate it to fit the language's orthography. While Christian is actually a rather common name in Hispanic countries, if it were translated, his full name would be &quot;Cristóbal Cristian Huestón Candelero&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;Or &quot;Velero&quot;, depending on which etymology for ''Chandler'' we're going with.&lt;/ref&gt; Of course, it must be noted that Ricardo's linguistic skills have brought us gems such as [[noviophobia]] (from the Spanish ''novio'', &quot;boyfriend&quot;). It should also be noted that Ricardo is the Spanish and Portuguese version of the name &quot;Richard&quot;, which is sometimes shortened to [[duck|&quot;Dick&quot;]].<br /> <br /> Chris's attachment to his Spanish name has not abated during the Tomgirl Saga, and he now lists the name prominently alongside his more common aliases ([[Christopher's name change|Christopher, Christian]], and [[Christine]]). However, Chris has yet to pick a feminine Spanish name in agreement with his current gender identity, suggesting he has largely abandoned the concept of having a Spanish alter-ego.<br /> <br /> ==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==<br /> [[File:051-LindaRonstadtCD.jpg|thumb|''No sé mucho, pero sé que te amo...'']]<br /> *[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]<br /> *[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]<br /> *[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]<br /> *[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]<br /> *&quot;[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]&quot;<br /> *&quot;[[Valentines Day Hymn]]&quot;<br /> *His leaked [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High School homework]]<br /> *[[Mumble_2#Chris.27s_fail-riffic_Spanish|Mumble 2]]<br /> *[[OkCupid]]<br /> *[[SingStar_Challenge#Transcript|SingStar Challenge]]<br /> *[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]<br /> *[[Sonichu_Girls#The_letter_in_Spanish|Chris's letters to the Sonichu Girls]]<br /> *[[:File:396-PokePizzaria.jpg|El Café de Pokémon Pizzaria]] [sic]<br /> *[[:File:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|Christian's Favorite Hits: Los [sic] Canciónes [sic] Españolas de Ricardo]]<br /> *[[Katie Bay E-mails 3|Chris's e-mails with Katie Bay]]<br /> *[[Facebook messages|Facebook message to Christina]]<br /> *[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007173814/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWC_Speaks CWC Speaks], an article on [[CWCipedia]] where he [[ego|brags about his fluency]] in the language.<br /> *[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]<br /> *[[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], in an appearance from [[Heather Iglesias]], mixed in with English dialogue.<br /> *[[February_2020_social_media_posts#Birthday|2020 birthday message]]<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and English]]<br /> *[[Heather Iglesias]], a [[homos|lesbian]] nanny who works for [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]<br /> <br /> ==Notes==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_Spanish&diff=245422 Chris and Spanish 2020-07-27T06:46:57Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Merge|Chris and language}}<br /> <br /> [[File:397-RicardoBadge.jpg|thumb|right|The badge don't lie.]]<br /> <br /> '''[[Wikipedia:Spanish|Spanish]]''' is an Indo-European language spoken by over 450,000,000 people worldwide, one of whom is [[Chris]] (arguably). He often uses Spanish in his videos and comics, as it was one of the few things that he learned at [[Manchester High School]], [[Honor roll|however poorly]]. He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, '''Ricardo'''. <br /> <br /> Chris is proud of his tenuous grasp of the Spanish language, but this has not prevented [[Chris and race|racism]] against [[Joshua Martinez|Hispanics]], creating a stereotypical [[Heather Iglesias|babysitter in his comics]] and a highly stereotypical sombrero-wearing Pokémon called [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]], who &quot;confuses its enemies with its language.&quot; Based on his vocabulary, and the fact that it's the most common Spanish dialect taught in American high schools, Chris most likely learned the standard Latin American dialect.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's &quot;knowledge&quot; of the language==<br /> [[File:ComicHeather Iglesias.jpg|thumb|''¡Ay, caramba!'']]<br /> <br /> Chris's actual grasp of the language must be inferred from various sources. At [[Manchester High School]], Chris took two years (4 semesters) of Spanish.<br /> The [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Spanish|Manchester High Leaks]] indicate that Chris had a basic grasp of Spanish Level 1 and possibly 2. His exact grades are unknown, but they were likely to have been average. On [[Okcupid]], Chris claimed to speak Spanish, and wrote a large section of his profile in it (which was riddled with mistakes). He also states that he speaks Spanish on his [[resume]] (but mentions that he has only taken 2 years). He also has written some [[Sonichu]] comic pages in Spanish. Chris seems confident in his Spanish, despite plentiful evidence suggesting his grasp of it is feeble - he frequently makes mistakes of grammar, spelling, and pronunciation, and only employs the most basic of verb conjugations, such as the present indicative.<br /> <br /> Some of Chris's mistakes in Spanish seem to have crossed over from his stunted [[Chris and English|command of English]], such as an affinity for the written sequence &quot;ein&quot; (resulting in, for example, &quot;''bein''&quot; instead of ''bien''). Chris is inconsistent with his use of symbols which do not occur in English when writing Spanish, such as [[wikipedia:Inverted question and exclamation marks|inverted punctuation]], accented vowels, and, most significantly, ñ. The inverted punctuation marks are sometimes replaced with their respective upright marks and accents with an apostrophe before the vowel, while the tilde in ñ is often omitted entirely. The fact that he ''sometimes'' uses the proper characters indicates that he knows how to enter them and simply does not care enough to do so consistently. In some of Chris's [[Tomgirl]]-era Spanish writing, notably [[Sonichu 12]], Chris uses feminine nouns and adjectives when referring to mixed-gender groups, whereas Spanish grammar rules dictate using the masculine plural in these contexts. This could be an attempt at a subtle [[Women's rights|feminist]] statement, but knowing Chris, it is likely a simple error.<br /> <br /> In Chris's [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009|July 29, 2009 video]] to our [[Liquid Chris|TRUE and HONEST hero]], he displays his grasp on Spanish, basic as it may be. It can be safely assumed he used online Spanish dictionaries for words he did not know. Another video involving Spanish is [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]] (a weird 1337[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet] Spanish title), in which he says &quot;Love [[Sonichu]]&quot; and &quot;hate [[Asperchu]]&quot; backwards in English, surrounded by a sentence in awkward Spanish. In another display of his Spanish, his old Spanish assignment to create a [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|hotel]] was released online. This assignment is mostly just basic Spanish and not very advanced.<br /> <br /> ==Ricardo Weston Chandler==<br /> '''Ricardo Weston Chandler''' is Chris's Spanish ''nom de guerre'', presumably chosen in honor of a main character in [[I Love Lucy|one of Chris's favorite TV shows]]. Students in language classes often choose an alternate name in the language they are learning to &quot;get into&quot; the culture and language. Of course, while most people forget about this when they have left the course (or even the teachers abandon the practice shortly into the course), Chris has adopted &quot;Ricardo&quot; as his actual Spanish name and uses it for his Spanish-related endeavors. <br /> <br /> He is oblivious to the fact that, in most languages, people do not change their name when using a different language, but instead use the language's native form of the name, or transliterate it to fit the language's orthography. While Christian is actually a rather common name in Hispanic countries, if it were translated, his full name would be &quot;Cristóbal Cristian Huestón Candelero&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;Or &quot;Velero&quot;, depending on which etymology for ''Chandler'' we're going with.&lt;/ref&gt; Of course, it must be noted that Ricardo's linguistic skills have brought us gems such as [[noviophobia]] (from the Spanish ''novio'', &quot;boyfriend&quot;). It should also be noted that Ricardo is the Spanish and Portuguese version of the name &quot;Richard&quot;, which is sometimes shortened to [[duck|&quot;Dick&quot;]].<br /> <br /> Chris's attachment to his Spanish name has not abated during the Tomgirl Saga, and he now lists the name prominently alongside his more common aliases ([[Christopher's name change|Christopher, Christian]], and [[Christine]]). However, Chris has yet to pick a feminine Spanish name in agreement with his current gender identity, suggesting he has largely abandoned the concept of having a Spanish alter-ego.<br /> <br /> ==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==<br /> [[File:051-LindaRonstadtCD.jpg|thumb|''No sé mucho, pero sé que te amo...'']]<br /> *[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]<br /> *[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]<br /> *[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]<br /> *[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]<br /> *&quot;[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]&quot;<br /> *&quot;[[Valentines Day Hymn]]&quot;<br /> *His leaked [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High School homework]]<br /> *[[Mumble_2#Chris.27s_fail-riffic_Spanish|Mumble 2]]<br /> *[[OkCupid]]<br /> *[[SingStar_Challenge#Transcript|SingStar Challenge]]<br /> *[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]<br /> *[[Sonichu_Girls#The_letter_in_Spanish|Chris's letters to the Sonichu Girls]]<br /> *[[:File:396-PokePizzaria.jpg|El Café de Pokémon Pizzaria]] [sic]<br /> *[[:File:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|Christian's Favorite Hits: Los [sic] Canciónes [sic] Españolas de Ricardo]]<br /> *[[Katie Bay E-mails 3|Chris's e-mails with Katie Bay]]<br /> *[[Facebook messages|Facebook message to Christina]]<br /> *[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWC_Speaks CWC Speaks], an article on [[CWCipedia]] where he [[ego|brags about his fluency]] in the language.<br /> *[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]<br /> *[[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], in an appearance from [[Heather Iglesias]], mixed in with English dialogue.<br /> *[[February_2020_social_media_posts#Birthday|2020 birthday message]]<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and English]]<br /> *[[Heather Iglesias]], a [[homos|lesbian]] nanny who works for [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]<br /> <br /> ==Notes==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_race&diff=245421 Chris and race 2020-07-27T06:31:27Z <p>Dormiebasne: /* Nope, no improved race relations */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> [[Image: Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|200px|&quot;[[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|I am not, nor would ever, making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction.]]&quot;]] <br /> <br /> '''Race''' is a thing that [[Chris]] has shown a variety of feelings for; unfortunately, they are not always in a positive light.<br /> <br /> It is believed by some that Chris's racist tendencies can be traced at least partially to his Southern [[USA|U.S.]] heritage. However, certain other factors seem to imply that the rest of his worldview on race comes from stereotypes depicted by popular culture. In some cases, however, Chris seems to be completely unfamiliar with even the stereotypes.<br /> <br /> His racism probably comes from several sources: his parental upbringing, television, [[naïve|naïveté]], and complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. When called out for behavior others find racist, Chris will react in much the same way he does when people call him [[Women's Rights|sexist]]: vehemently deny that he hates anyone while sticking to his established stance and insisting other people are misunderstanding him.<br /> <br /> ==Blacks==<br /> [[File:Niggo.jpg|thumb|250px|His rationale for not being willing to date black women is that he's &quot;Old-Fashioned&quot;.]]<br /> {{main|Niggos}}<br /> <br /> Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and racism, both intentional and unintentional, towards black people in particular, hence his use of the words &quot;nigger&quot; and &quot;niggos&quot;.<br /> <br /> Note how most of the [[Jerkops]] in the comic are black.<br /> <br /> ==Asians==<br /> <br /> [[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|Chris standing awkwardly next to some Asians]]<br /> <br /> In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy Sonichu]] as a [[CWC Fighter|kung fu]] master with [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanty eyes]], raised in a dojo. When a fan criticized this stereotyping, Chris claimed that Punchy was &quot;NOT of Asian origin&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 6]]&lt;/ref&gt; Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung fu to Japan, when in actuality it comes from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; In a [[Katie Bay E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]], it is shown that Chris simply does not seem to know that China and Japan are not the same, as he calls the Japanese account Chinese, failing to realize that they are separate countries with different languages, writing systems and currencies.<br /> <br /> In his real-life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least a neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and at one point [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating Spaghetti (36:49 - 38:54)|believed Emily to be part-Asian]]. However, he also said that meeting her was like having a [[Sailor Moon|''Pretty Girl Sailor Moon'']] character leap out of his television; a real Asian woman probably wouldn't be pleased to be imagined as animu wank fodder. It is also possible that Chris's view of &quot;white&quot; is simply &quot;a person who isn't black&quot;.<br /> <br /> Chris also mentioned receiving a graduation gift from Reverend Shin C. Kang (sp?) of Korean Hope Presbyterian Church of Richmond in the [[church audio]].&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.taxexemptworld.com/organizations/chesterfield-county-va-virginia.asp?spg=2]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Manajerks|&quot;Turdijerk&quot;]] from &quot;Off-Target&quot; has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.<br /> <br /> ===Ching Chong===<br /> In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]], Chris presents us [[Chris and remorse|sincere apologies]] for having scared a small Chinese girl that [[Ivy]] tutored in art. The child, known only as '''Ching Chong''' (程鍾 ''Chéng Zhong''), is now traumatized due to her witnessing [[April 16 Fetish Vids|a video]] of Chris drinking his own [[semen|&quot;navy&quot;]] while innocently browsing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Chris never made a follow-up on the girl and never asked why her name was a known racial slur towards ethnic Asian communities. Chris also never questioned how a young child could make it all the way to the Christian Weston Chandler pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica without encountering something else as scarring, if not more so along the way. In the [[Wedding Comic]], Ching Chong is seen [[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|as a flower girl]].<br /> <br /> ==Native Americans==<br /> {{main|Cherokian Clan}}<br /> [[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really.]] <br /> As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of Native Americans are a misguided expression of &quot;pride&quot; for his &quot;heritage&quot;. <br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in &quot;Anchuent Prophecy&quot;|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot; heritage with ''Sonichu'' lore. He depicts [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|Cherokee]] characters in his work as white-skinned and blue-eyed, and wearing Ancient Roman-style armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The [[Wasabi Clan]] unsurprisingly also bear no resemblance to Native Americans. <br /> <br /> Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize ''[[My Little Pony]]'' dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous &quot;Cheroki-Chan&quot;, a Native American pony. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.<br /> <br /> In a shocking display of ignorance, Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as &quot;Native American culture&quot; in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water-washable paint (and a &quot;[[muscle bra]]&quot;) and wields a plastic gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. True Cherokee historically wore breechcloths and leggings most of the time prior to adopting modern styles, and there is little evidence to suggest they owned muscle bras. They also notably did not go to war with toy guns, but instead with bows and arrows, which Chris [[I AM STRONG|lacks the strength]] to use.<br /> <br /> In a Facebook post, Chris announced that the prostitute whom he hired to be his virgin-taker was part Cherokee, a fact from which he seemed to derive a disproportional amount of pleasure despite the vague implications of [[Crystal Weston Chandler|incest]].&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Virginbreaker.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; It is almost certain that the prostitute mentioned this because Chris did first, believing she would be interested.<br /> <br /> ==Jews==<br /> {{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder!... JEW!|[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris displays open antisemitic tendencies, many of which are believed by [[Trolls|Christorians]] to stem from his fondness for ''[[South Park]]''. A similarly [[Obesity|fat]], [[Monthly tugboat|privileged]], [[ego|entitled]] character in the show displays similar tendencies, and given Chris's tendency to copy mannerisms and things from even [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|the shittiest things he's watched]], it's entirely possible that this is, in fact, the original source (Chris has shown before that he has never been able to comprehend the satire and pro-tolerance undertones of shows like ''South Park'' and ''Family Guy'', even using quotes from ''Family Guy'' in an attempt to justify his homophobia).<br /> <br /> Regardless of where it comes from, Chris has a long history of veiled antisemitism. In &quot;[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]&quot;, Chris describes how Jews living in [[CWCville]] celebrate [[Wikipedia:Hanukkah|Hanukkah]]. On December 12, members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up &quot;Menorah candles&quot; (the &quot;Haunaka&quot; Menorah candelabrum has seven candles in it, while the traditional menorah used on Hanukkah in real life, called a ''Hanukkiah'', has nine) instead of Christmas Trees, with [[Wikipedia:dreidel|dreidels]] lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in real-life Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. e.g., when Sonichu's daughter [[Cerah Rosey]] baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one. Because Jews surely love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift! Also, because ''apparently'' Hanukkah is the only Jewish holiday, and so candles (especially single ones not on menorot) are super-important to Jews!<br /> <br /> Cerah also makes the flavor vanilla, just in case poor Kevin had any nut/chocolate allergies. Instead of simply ''asking'' if he's allergic, she just assumes it. Because Jews are sickly Melvins with many allergies, you see.<br /> <br /> On 25 [[November 2009]], Chris was presented in the [[Mailbag]] with a drawing of a fan made Jewish Sonichu character named Harvey Bulbastein. The character had a large nose and seemed to show a liking for money, evident by him holding a bill in his hand and being the owner of the CWCville bank.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 3#Jewish stereotypes]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris thanked the mailer for sending him the drawing and said he would consider incorporating the character into his comics, suggesting that the anti-Semitic tone evident in the drawing went over Chris's head. On 18 [[February 2009]], while conversing with [[Julie]], Chris was asked by her to imitate a Jewish person. Chris decided to imitate [[wikipedia:Mort Goldman|Mort Goldman]],&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Geography, Father Talk (00:05:55)]]&lt;/ref&gt; a stereotypical Jewish character from ''[[Family Guy]]''. <br /> <br /> Near the beginning of Chris's [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|latest]] (unsuccessful) attempt to be unbanned from the [[The GAMe PLACe]], he casually pointed out that Michael Snyder was probably Jewish, using his last name as a point of reference (&quot;Snyder&quot; is a very common German last name, meaning &quot;to cut&quot;). Of course with Chris being the [[slow-in-the-minds|idiot]] he is, it ended with him angrily calling Snyder a Jew. Given the use of the word as an insult, and Chris using it in context with other words denoting a type of sin it shows just how tolerant he is of other religions. In a later video ([[Greene County Conspiracy|100 2178]]), Chris appears to restrain himself from calling Snyder a &quot;greedy Jew&quot;.<br /> <br /> If Chris's antisemitism was veiled before, it becomes extremely apparent in an email he sent to [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Katie Bay while impersonating Samantha Thaddeus]]. While talking about Michael Snyder, he refers to him as a &quot;son of a bitch Jew&quot; and a &quot;pigheaded, stubborn Jew&quot;.<br /> <br /> Chris finally apologized for insulting Michael on 31 [[March 2018]], after a [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe test]] confirmed that he himself has Ashkenazi ancestry. He characterized this as a &quot;surprise.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1-png.1209944/]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Hispanics==<br /> [[File:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|thumb|left|Espanolic and Vegaton, the only [[Pokémon]] lazier than [[Snorlax]].]]<br /> <br /> Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on the [[Spanish]] language, Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a Grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized [[Wikipedia:Sombrero|sombrero]] in front of what appears to be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Flag of Bolivia|Bolivia]] or [[Wikipedia:Flag of Ghana|Ghana]], and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its &quot;strange language&quot;. Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called &quot;[[Wikipedia:Spanish fly|Spanish Fly]]&quot;, that puts its enemies to sleep.<br /> <br /> Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create similar Pokémon named Lombre and Ludicolo, which, despite being obvious stereotypes, were handled far more tactfully than Chris could hope to do.<br /> <br /> So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the [[Homos|lesbian]] nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]], and then Chris's &lt;s&gt;self-cest&lt;/s&gt; children. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women. It also does not help her sentences are random mixes of Spanish and English – and no, not by throwing in a random word or two of Spanish into her sentences, but switching from English phrases to Spanish midway in her sentences (which appear to be Google-Translated).<br /> <br /> It may also be notable that oftentimes, Chris refers to Hispanic people as being &quot;Spanish&quot;. While not totally inaccurate, the word &quot;Spanish&quot; is usually reserved for people actually from Spain, whereas &quot;Hispanic&quot; is used for peoples from countries that predominantly speak Spanish (a good comparison would be referring to people from the USA as &quot;English&quot;).<br /> <br /> Chris has shown in the past a willingness to [[Joshua Martinez|befriend]] and [[Lori Lopez|date]] Hispanics.<br /> <br /> ==Other white ethnicities/cultures==<br /> Chris has not shown outright malevolence towards other white cultures, but is often offensively ignorant of their customs and nations. In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], Chris plays an Irish song while wearing a kilt and pretending to be Scottish, then mentions a [[Wikipedia:Shillelagh_(club)|shillelagh]]. His interactions with [[PandaHalo]] revealed that he knew almost nothing about Australia or Australians, climactically thinking Panda had died in the [[Wikipedia:Black_Saturday_bushfires|Black Saturday fires]] which happened almost a thousand kilometres from where she claimed to live. He holds the bizarre notion that [[Leonard Bearstein]] misinterpreted his name because he was British (certainly told to him by his parents, as he was too young to think that way). <br /> <br /> [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie]] claimed to be from a [[Molvanîa|fictional country]] in Eastern Europe, as did her brother [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. Chris hardly asked any questions about this non-existent country, nor did he (or Bob) question the fact that both Julie and Max spoke with American accents. There are of course many other relevant cultures and ethnicities, but owing to Chris's total failure to understand abstract descriptions of places he hasn't been to physically, he is either unaware of or indifferent to their existence.<br /> <br /> ==Parental influence==<br /> [[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|right|Bob intimidating the trolls.]]<br /> <br /> Given that his father [[Bob Chandler]] grew up in the southern [[United States of America|United States]] before the civil rights movement and [[Prank_calls#Call_Bobby_Chandler|has claimed to have acquaintances in the Ku Klux Klan activity growing up]], perhaps he had some racial prejudices that were passed on to Chris. In a [[Prank_calls#Call_Bobby_Chandler|2010 prank call]], Bob said ''&quot;I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it.&quot;'' Of course, he was being constantly bothered by prank callers, and may have just made comments to intimidate them into stop calling him. Chris claims he got a [[Barack Obama|slightly racist joke]] from Bob.<br /> <br /> [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] has not been publicly observed to hold racist opinions, but, as with so many subjects, seems to have done nothing to correct Chris's opinions about it, meaning she is at least guilty of being passive about racism. It is possible that she may have some prejudices not revealed to the public - the Michael Snyder anti-Jew paranoia, for instance, was very unlikely to have been abstractly contrived by Chris, and Barb was an enthused participant. <br /> <br /> Also, both Bob and Barb graduated from racially segregated high schools (and in Bob's case, a racially segregated college), suggesting that they experienced racism head-on during their childhoods. Although this does not necessarily mean that they were racists during their younger years, they do seem to have ludicrous hillbillyish ideas about foreign cultures, such as believing and telling Chris that Leonard Bearstein misinterpreted his name because he was English (even though Christopher is an English name), and Bob being unfazed by a [[Julie|purported Eastern European]] speaking English fluently with an American accent. In the same vein, they have both expressed [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|anti-LGBT sentiments]], a prejudice usually accompanied by racism. Also, Chris himself is very racist, and he frankly had to learn it from somewhere.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's ethnic background==<br /> Influenced by his parent's claims, Chris has long asserted that he is of primarily [[Daniel Weston|English]] descent, with some [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] heritage on Bob's side. However, in March 2018 Chris posted the results of a DNA test from 23andMe to determine his ancestry&lt;ref&gt;[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]&lt;/ref&gt;, which showed that he was of ''100% European'' genetic background, with slightly over half of this being British and most of the rest from across northwestern Europe. While these results are certainly not completely accurate, it is unlikely that any legitimate DNA test would fail to detect ''any'' Native American genetic background in someone who is even 1/16 or 1/32 (as Chris has claimed at various points) Cherokee.<br /> <br /> The test also indicated that Chris had less than 0.1% Ashkenazi (&quot;ash-KEN-azi&quot;) Jewish ancestry. Bizarrely, despite this being the smallest amount that the test considered worth reporting (equivalent to less than a single Jewish ancestor ten generations ago), Chris was fascinated by this result and declared that he was &quot;Fully Observant of [his] Jewish ancestry&quot;. This discovery [[Chris and his ego|about himself]] also led Chris to apologize for his [[Michael Snyder|past anti-Semitic remarks]]. However, he also felt the need to publicly declare that he did not intend to convert to the [[Chris and religion#Judaism|Jewish faith]].<br /> <br /> Even more strangely, Chris later commented that &quot;[his] report links [his] Ancestry to [[Niggos|Africa]]&quot;, despite the fact that the actual report says that he has zero current African ancestry. Chris arrived at the conclusion by looking at his paternal haplogroup lineage, which does indeed begin in Africa. But that doesn't make him special; all humans can trace their ancestry back to Africa in prehistoric times, but this is probably beyond [[Random-access humor|Chris's wit]].<br /> <br /> ==Chris and stereotypes==<br /> Chris's views of cultures besides Southern white Christians can also be traced to the television he watches. The typical [[Adult Swim]] cartoon includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor. Chris takes [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|''The Boondocks'']]' satire of black stereotypes at face value. He also portrays nearly every person of African descent that appears in ''Sonichu'' with bald heads and either [[wikipedia:Golliwogg|round, bulging eyes]] or glasses that resemble such. Finally, he does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]]. <br /> <br /> His exposure to anime fuels his misguided views on East Asians. Asians, in his views, [[Excel Saga|excel at]] [[random-access humor]] and [[Punchy Sonichu|martial arts]].<br /> <br /> Chris, despite claiming [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, doesn't seem to know what a Native American even looks like, as he portrays the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as an overtly European person wearing Greco-Roman garb. He also tramples all over their actual rituals and culture simply to implement the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] into his comic. Chris most likely has no idea what kind of rituals took place in Native American culture. If he did, he would know that some tribes [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slit their cocks]] to [[Chris and religion|please their gods]].<br /> <br /> ==Not a racist?==<br /> [[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris being a [[niggo|wiggo]].]]<br /> {{quote|And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews.|Chris, in response to a [[Mailbag_6#Rejected_Mailbag|rejected mailbag]] email}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Blacks...are good people too.|Chris, in the [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|disclaimer for his Mr. Popo video]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville &quot;they can even vote&quot;, but at best he merely tolerates their existence so long as they stay away from him. Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. Also of note, every single black person in ''Sonichu'' is depicted as a villain, a criminal or otherwise undesirable. However, he does genuinely like two black people: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan &amp; Kel]].<br /> <br /> He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]], he wrote he would date &quot;Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries&quot; (except the ones being black).<br /> <br /> Realistically, Chris's racism doesn't stem from white supremacy, or anything cerebral - it's simply a phobia of people and cultures he doesn't understand. Like most things in his life, [[Chris and reality|Chris has no real knowledge and bases everything off what he's seen on TV]], so Chris's perception of minorities is only what the TV shows him, since encountering them in real life is something that rarely occurs.<br /> <br /> ===Improved race relations?===<br /> {{Tinyquote|1=Who my nigga? Who my nigga, dog?|2=[[Lars Call|Lars]]}}<br /> {{Tinyquote|2=Chris, [[Wikipedia:Code-switching|code-switching]] in solidarity with the niggas|I'm yo nigga.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|left|Chris does not judge a woman by the color of her skin but by the size of her breasts.]]<br /> <br /> An [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|image]] leaked on 26 [[September 2009]] showing Chris having sex with three young ladies, including an African American woman. In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|Captain's Log of 10 October 2009]], Chris clarified that the woman with whom he's performing sexual intercourse is &quot;Half And Half&quot; (mixed ancestry). This proves to us that, even if he's ready to touch the [[china|genitals]] of a black woman, he is unable to imagine the sexual intercourse with someone not sharing white ancestry. In fact, there's evidence that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|shared ancestry may be a turn-on for Chris.]] <br /> <br /> It seems that the futility of his [[Love Quest]] has led Chris to lower his ridiculously high standards even further, as he did with fat chicks (which he dropped for [[Sarah Jackson]]), and red heads (as he did with [[Ivy]]).<br /> <br /> ===Nope, no improved race relations===<br /> [[Image:Chrishunwessonkramer.jpg|thumb|&quot;Fitty years ago you'da been hung from a damn dirty tree!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> If anyone had any misconceptions that Chris had evolved into some sort of post-racial autistic, they should be aware that he ended [[Sonichu Day]] by calling Tito a &quot;nigger&quot; in &quot;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]&quot; and in the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]], making him an official racist. (The repercussions of this event included [[Jack Thaddeus]] removing his ads from CWCipedia and [[Mao]] taking over the site for a short time, leading to a massive amount of vandalism.) He later performed [[Song for Jackie.MOV|a song in ''blackface'']] for his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. {{clear}}<br /> <br /> In the new pages of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] which were uploaded in 2015 [[Blake]] is mistaken as black, being wished a &quot;happy Kwanza, brother&quot; from an African American, and goes on an angry rant about how his skin in not &quot;sunburn color&quot;, he is black because of a mutation. Keep in mind that 2015 is a year in which Chris became more openly &quot;supportive&quot; towards the LGBT community (but not necessarily supportive to race minorities). Given this, it is not unreasonable to assume that Chris is still racist towards black people.<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Heather once again makes an appearance, switching from English to Spanish randomly throughout conversations – saying &quot;tres&quot;, but then saying &quot;two&quot; in the exact same sentence. Her sentences also make absolutely no sense, compared to Chris's previous writing. In one sentence, she says &quot;Russel y Cynthia, [[Chris and Spanish|me le amo]]&quot;. &quot;Me le amo&quot; translates literally as &quot;I love me to him&quot;, with &quot;him&quot; and &quot;me&quot; indirect and direct objects, respectively. She later says &quot;they love their mama con sus corizones&quot;. Chris misspells &quot;''corazones''&quot;, apparently trying to say, &quot;they love their mama with all their hearts&quot;, which would be better rendered as &quot;''ellos aman a su madre de todo corazòn''&quot;.<br /> <br /> Altogether, her sentence appears to be talking about how his offspring got away from her at the festival and the children love the colors. She mentions how Chris is there with his family and how she loves the kids, but they love their &quot;mother&quot; (Chris) dearly, and how she does her best for the kids, ending with a poor translation of &quot;it's okay, I love them&quot;.<br /> <br /> Whether this poor speech was intentional or Chris thought it would be interesting to have a &quot;bilingual&quot; character isn't known, but the latter is far more likely, given Chris's poor understanding of the Spanish language.<br /> <br /> ==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==<br /> <br /> Chris attempts to add in characters of various races and religions with decidedly mixed results. Many of his non-white characters are one-dimensional or barely relevant but then again so is every white one who isn't Chris in his world full of rainbow hedgehogs.<br /> *[[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (Jewish, good but immature)<br /> *[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (&lt;s&gt;Paleface&lt;/s&gt; Native American, lawful good)<br /> *[[Wes Iseli#Wasabi Rival|Wasabi Rival]] (&lt;s&gt;Caucasian&lt;/s&gt; Native American, evil)<br /> *[[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] - (&lt;s&gt;white-washed&lt;/s&gt; Native American, good, probably the whitest of all Native American characters in the comics as she's not only blue-eyed but also blonde)<br /> *[[Manajerks#B-Manajerk|B-Manajerk]] (black, evil)<br /> *[[Barack Obama]] (half-black, half-arab)<br /> * Blake (black, evil turned good)<br /> *[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)<br /> *[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good)<br /> *[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil)<br /> ** Occasionally other [[Jerkop]]s are shown to be black as well. No other minorities are apparent.<br /> *[[Punchy]] (East Asian, good)<br /> *[[Silvana]] (black, evil [said to turn good])<br /> *[[Manajerks#Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)|Turdijerk]] (Indian?, drawn with tan skin, evil)<br /> *[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black, TRUE and HONEST police officers)<br /> *[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker)<br /> *[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, good, &lt;s&gt;never seen&lt;/s&gt; debuts in ''Sonichu'' #12)<br /> *[[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill Schwartz]] (possibly Jewish, worked for [[Giovanni]] but later on changed sides)<br /> *[[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|Ching Chong]] (Asian, appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as a flower girl)<br /> *PHI Spring Break reporter (Black, appears in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as &quot;sistas and brothas&quot;.<br /> <br /> In the [[Mailbag]], when Chris is confronted about the lack of minorities in his comic he claims that all of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are considered &quot;minorities&quot; in CWCville, implying that he completely missed the point of the question. Despite being minorities, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon group never experiences discrimination nor prejudices in the comic; [[homos|that's saved for another minority in CWCville]]. Chris would probably not tolerate human versions of these characters being anything but white.<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{Chris and}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_race&diff=245420 Chris and race 2020-07-27T06:26:01Z <p>Dormiebasne: /* Nope, no improved race relations */ Translation error</p> <hr /> <div>{{Honest}}<br /> [[Image: Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|200px|&quot;[[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|I am not, nor would ever, making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction.]]&quot;]] <br /> <br /> '''Race''' is a thing that [[Chris]] has shown a variety of feelings for; unfortunately, they are not always in a positive light.<br /> <br /> It is believed by some that Chris's racist tendencies can be traced at least partially to his Southern [[USA|U.S.]] heritage. However, certain other factors seem to imply that the rest of his worldview on race comes from stereotypes depicted by popular culture. In some cases, however, Chris seems to be completely unfamiliar with even the stereotypes.<br /> <br /> His racism probably comes from several sources: his parental upbringing, television, [[naïve|naïveté]], and complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. When called out for behavior others find racist, Chris will react in much the same way he does when people call him [[Women's Rights|sexist]]: vehemently deny that he hates anyone while sticking to his established stance and insisting other people are misunderstanding him.<br /> <br /> ==Blacks==<br /> [[File:Niggo.jpg|thumb|250px|His rationale for not being willing to date black women is that he's &quot;Old-Fashioned&quot;.]]<br /> {{main|Niggos}}<br /> <br /> Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and racism, both intentional and unintentional, towards black people in particular, hence his use of the words &quot;nigger&quot; and &quot;niggos&quot;.<br /> <br /> Note how most of the [[Jerkops]] in the comic are black.<br /> <br /> ==Asians==<br /> <br /> [[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|Chris standing awkwardly next to some Asians]]<br /> <br /> In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy Sonichu]] as a [[CWC Fighter|kung fu]] master with [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanty eyes]], raised in a dojo. When a fan criticized this stereotyping, Chris claimed that Punchy was &quot;NOT of Asian origin&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 6]]&lt;/ref&gt; Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung fu to Japan, when in actuality it comes from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]&lt;/ref&gt; In a [[Katie Bay E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]], it is shown that Chris simply does not seem to know that China and Japan are not the same, as he calls the Japanese account Chinese, failing to realize that they are separate countries with different languages, writing systems and currencies.<br /> <br /> In his real-life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least a neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and at one point [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating Spaghetti (36:49 - 38:54)|believed Emily to be part-Asian]]. However, he also said that meeting her was like having a [[Sailor Moon|''Pretty Girl Sailor Moon'']] character leap out of his television; a real Asian woman probably wouldn't be pleased to be imagined as animu wank fodder. It is also possible that Chris's view of &quot;white&quot; is simply &quot;a person who isn't black&quot;.<br /> <br /> Chris also mentioned receiving a graduation gift from Reverend Shin C. Kang (sp?) of Korean Hope Presbyterian Church of Richmond in the [[church audio]].&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.taxexemptworld.com/organizations/chesterfield-county-va-virginia.asp?spg=2]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> [[Manajerks|&quot;Turdijerk&quot;]] from &quot;Off-Target&quot; has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.<br /> <br /> ===Ching Chong===<br /> In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]], Chris presents us [[Chris and remorse|sincere apologies]] for having scared a small Chinese girl that [[Ivy]] tutored in art. The child, known only as '''Ching Chong''' (程鍾 ''Chéng Zhong''), is now traumatized due to her witnessing [[April 16 Fetish Vids|a video]] of Chris drinking his own [[semen|&quot;navy&quot;]] while innocently browsing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Chris never made a follow-up on the girl and never asked why her name was a known racial slur towards ethnic Asian communities. Chris also never questioned how a young child could make it all the way to the Christian Weston Chandler pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica without encountering something else as scarring, if not more so along the way. In the [[Wedding Comic]], Ching Chong is seen [[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|as a flower girl]].<br /> <br /> ==Native Americans==<br /> {{main|Cherokian Clan}}<br /> [[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really.]] <br /> As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of Native Americans are a misguided expression of &quot;pride&quot; for his &quot;heritage&quot;. <br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in &quot;Anchuent Prophecy&quot;|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his &quot;[[Cherokian]]&quot; heritage with ''Sonichu'' lore. He depicts [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|Cherokee]] characters in his work as white-skinned and blue-eyed, and wearing Ancient Roman-style armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The [[Wasabi Clan]] unsurprisingly also bear no resemblance to Native Americans. <br /> <br /> Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize ''[[My Little Pony]]'' dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous &quot;Cheroki-Chan&quot;, a Native American pony. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.<br /> <br /> In a shocking display of ignorance, Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as &quot;Native American culture&quot; in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water-washable paint (and a &quot;[[muscle bra]]&quot;) and wields a plastic gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. True Cherokee historically wore breechcloths and leggings most of the time prior to adopting modern styles, and there is little evidence to suggest they owned muscle bras. They also notably did not go to war with toy guns, but instead with bows and arrows, which Chris [[I AM STRONG|lacks the strength]] to use.<br /> <br /> In a Facebook post, Chris announced that the prostitute whom he hired to be his virgin-taker was part Cherokee, a fact from which he seemed to derive a disproportional amount of pleasure despite the vague implications of [[Crystal Weston Chandler|incest]].&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:Virginbreaker.png]]&lt;/ref&gt; It is almost certain that the prostitute mentioned this because Chris did first, believing she would be interested.<br /> <br /> ==Jews==<br /> {{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder!... JEW!|[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris displays open antisemitic tendencies, many of which are believed by [[Trolls|Christorians]] to stem from his fondness for ''[[South Park]]''. A similarly [[Obesity|fat]], [[Monthly tugboat|privileged]], [[ego|entitled]] character in the show displays similar tendencies, and given Chris's tendency to copy mannerisms and things from even [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|the shittiest things he's watched]], it's entirely possible that this is, in fact, the original source (Chris has shown before that he has never been able to comprehend the satire and pro-tolerance undertones of shows like ''South Park'' and ''Family Guy'', even using quotes from ''Family Guy'' in an attempt to justify his homophobia).<br /> <br /> Regardless of where it comes from, Chris has a long history of veiled antisemitism. In &quot;[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]&quot;, Chris describes how Jews living in [[CWCville]] celebrate [[Wikipedia:Hanukkah|Hanukkah]]. On December 12, members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up &quot;Menorah candles&quot; (the &quot;Haunaka&quot; Menorah candelabrum has seven candles in it, while the traditional menorah used on Hanukkah in real life, called a ''Hanukkiah'', has nine) instead of Christmas Trees, with [[Wikipedia:dreidel|dreidels]] lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in real-life Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. e.g., when Sonichu's daughter [[Cerah Rosey]] baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one. Because Jews surely love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift! Also, because ''apparently'' Hanukkah is the only Jewish holiday, and so candles (especially single ones not on menorot) are super-important to Jews!<br /> <br /> Cerah also makes the flavor vanilla, just in case poor Kevin had any nut/chocolate allergies. Instead of simply ''asking'' if he's allergic, she just assumes it. Because Jews are sickly Melvins with many allergies, you see.<br /> <br /> On 25 [[November 2009]], Chris was presented in the [[Mailbag]] with a drawing of a fan made Jewish Sonichu character named Harvey Bulbastein. The character had a large nose and seemed to show a liking for money, evident by him holding a bill in his hand and being the owner of the CWCville bank.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mailbag 3#Jewish stereotypes]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris thanked the mailer for sending him the drawing and said he would consider incorporating the character into his comics, suggesting that the anti-Semitic tone evident in the drawing went over Chris's head. On 18 [[February 2009]], while conversing with [[Julie]], Chris was asked by her to imitate a Jewish person. Chris decided to imitate [[wikipedia:Mort Goldman|Mort Goldman]],&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Geography, Father Talk (00:05:55)]]&lt;/ref&gt; a stereotypical Jewish character from ''[[Family Guy]]''. <br /> <br /> Near the beginning of Chris's [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|latest]] (unsuccessful) attempt to be unbanned from the [[The GAMe PLACe]], he casually pointed out that Michael Snyder was probably Jewish, using his last name as a point of reference (&quot;Snyder&quot; is a very common German last name, meaning &quot;to cut&quot;). Of course with Chris being the [[slow-in-the-minds|idiot]] he is, it ended with him angrily calling Snyder a Jew. Given the use of the word as an insult, and Chris using it in context with other words denoting a type of sin it shows just how tolerant he is of other religions. In a later video ([[Greene County Conspiracy|100 2178]]), Chris appears to restrain himself from calling Snyder a &quot;greedy Jew&quot;.<br /> <br /> If Chris's antisemitism was veiled before, it becomes extremely apparent in an email he sent to [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Katie Bay while impersonating Samantha Thaddeus]]. While talking about Michael Snyder, he refers to him as a &quot;son of a bitch Jew&quot; and a &quot;pigheaded, stubborn Jew&quot;.<br /> <br /> Chris finally apologized for insulting Michael on 31 [[March 2018]], after a [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe test]] confirmed that he himself has Ashkenazi ancestry. He characterized this as a &quot;surprise.&quot;&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1-png.1209944/]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Hispanics==<br /> [[File:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|thumb|left|Espanolic and Vegaton, the only [[Pokémon]] lazier than [[Snorlax]].]]<br /> <br /> Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on the [[Spanish]] language, Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a Grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized [[Wikipedia:Sombrero|sombrero]] in front of what appears to be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Flag of Bolivia|Bolivia]] or [[Wikipedia:Flag of Ghana|Ghana]], and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its &quot;strange language&quot;. Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called &quot;[[Wikipedia:Spanish fly|Spanish Fly]]&quot;, that puts its enemies to sleep.<br /> <br /> Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create similar Pokémon named Lombre and Ludicolo, which, despite being obvious stereotypes, were handled far more tactfully than Chris could hope to do.<br /> <br /> So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the [[Homos|lesbian]] nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]], and then Chris's &lt;s&gt;self-cest&lt;/s&gt; children. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women. It also does not help her sentences are random mixes of Spanish and English – and no, not by throwing in a random word or two of Spanish into her sentences, but switching from English phrases to Spanish midway in her sentences (which appear to be Google-Translated).<br /> <br /> It may also be notable that oftentimes, Chris refers to Hispanic people as being &quot;Spanish&quot;. While not totally inaccurate, the word &quot;Spanish&quot; is usually reserved for people actually from Spain, whereas &quot;Hispanic&quot; is used for peoples from countries that predominantly speak Spanish (a good comparison would be referring to people from the USA as &quot;English&quot;).<br /> <br /> Chris has shown in the past a willingness to [[Joshua Martinez|befriend]] and [[Lori Lopez|date]] Hispanics.<br /> <br /> ==Other white ethnicities/cultures==<br /> Chris has not shown outright malevolence towards other white cultures, but is often offensively ignorant of their customs and nations. In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], Chris plays an Irish song while wearing a kilt and pretending to be Scottish, then mentions a [[Wikipedia:Shillelagh_(club)|shillelagh]]. His interactions with [[PandaHalo]] revealed that he knew almost nothing about Australia or Australians, climactically thinking Panda had died in the [[Wikipedia:Black_Saturday_bushfires|Black Saturday fires]] which happened almost a thousand kilometres from where she claimed to live. He holds the bizarre notion that [[Leonard Bearstein]] misinterpreted his name because he was British (certainly told to him by his parents, as he was too young to think that way). <br /> <br /> [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie]] claimed to be from a [[Molvanîa|fictional country]] in Eastern Europe, as did her brother [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. Chris hardly asked any questions about this non-existent country, nor did he (or Bob) question the fact that both Julie and Max spoke with American accents. There are of course many other relevant cultures and ethnicities, but owing to Chris's total failure to understand abstract descriptions of places he hasn't been to physically, he is either unaware of or indifferent to their existence.<br /> <br /> ==Parental influence==<br /> [[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|right|Bob intimidating the trolls.]]<br /> <br /> Given that his father [[Bob Chandler]] grew up in the southern [[United States of America|United States]] before the civil rights movement and [[Prank_calls#Call_Bobby_Chandler|has claimed to have acquaintances in the Ku Klux Klan activity growing up]], perhaps he had some racial prejudices that were passed on to Chris. In a [[Prank_calls#Call_Bobby_Chandler|2010 prank call]], Bob said ''&quot;I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it.&quot;'' Of course, he was being constantly bothered by prank callers, and may have just made comments to intimidate them into stop calling him. Chris claims he got a [[Barack Obama|slightly racist joke]] from Bob.<br /> <br /> [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] has not been publicly observed to hold racist opinions, but, as with so many subjects, seems to have done nothing to correct Chris's opinions about it, meaning she is at least guilty of being passive about racism. It is possible that she may have some prejudices not revealed to the public - the Michael Snyder anti-Jew paranoia, for instance, was very unlikely to have been abstractly contrived by Chris, and Barb was an enthused participant. <br /> <br /> Also, both Bob and Barb graduated from racially segregated high schools (and in Bob's case, a racially segregated college), suggesting that they experienced racism head-on during their childhoods. Although this does not necessarily mean that they were racists during their younger years, they do seem to have ludicrous hillbillyish ideas about foreign cultures, such as believing and telling Chris that Leonard Bearstein misinterpreted his name because he was English (even though Christopher is an English name), and Bob being unfazed by a [[Julie|purported Eastern European]] speaking English fluently with an American accent. In the same vein, they have both expressed [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|anti-LGBT sentiments]], a prejudice usually accompanied by racism. Also, Chris himself is very racist, and he frankly had to learn it from somewhere.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's ethnic background==<br /> Influenced by his parent's claims, Chris has long asserted that he is of primarily [[Daniel Weston|English]] descent, with some [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] heritage on Bob's side. However, in March 2018 Chris posted the results of a DNA test from 23andMe to determine his ancestry&lt;ref&gt;[[March 2018 social media posts#Apology to jewish people]]&lt;/ref&gt;, which showed that he was of ''100% European'' genetic background, with slightly over half of this being British and most of the rest from across northwestern Europe. While these results are certainly not completely accurate, it is unlikely that any legitimate DNA test would fail to detect ''any'' Native American genetic background in someone who is even 1/16 or 1/32 (as Chris has claimed at various points) Cherokee.<br /> <br /> The test also indicated that Chris had less than 0.1% Ashkenazi (&quot;ash-KEN-azi&quot;) Jewish ancestry. Bizarrely, despite this being the smallest amount that the test considered worth reporting (equivalent to less than a single Jewish ancestor ten generations ago), Chris was fascinated by this result and declared that he was &quot;Fully Observant of [his] Jewish ancestry&quot;. This discovery [[Chris and his ego|about himself]] also led Chris to apologize for his [[Michael Snyder|past anti-Semitic remarks]]. However, he also felt the need to publicly declare that he did not intend to convert to the [[Chris and religion#Judaism|Jewish faith]].<br /> <br /> Even more strangely, Chris later commented that &quot;[his] report links [his] Ancestry to [[Niggos|Africa]]&quot;, despite the fact that the actual report says that he has zero current African ancestry. Chris arrived at the conclusion by looking at his paternal haplogroup lineage, which does indeed begin in Africa. But that doesn't make him special; all humans can trace their ancestry back to Africa in prehistoric times, but this is probably beyond [[Random-access humor|Chris's wit]].<br /> <br /> ==Chris and stereotypes==<br /> Chris's views of cultures besides Southern white Christians can also be traced to the television he watches. The typical [[Adult Swim]] cartoon includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor. Chris takes [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|''The Boondocks'']]' satire of black stereotypes at face value. He also portrays nearly every person of African descent that appears in ''Sonichu'' with bald heads and either [[wikipedia:Golliwogg|round, bulging eyes]] or glasses that resemble such. Finally, he does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]]. <br /> <br /> His exposure to anime fuels his misguided views on East Asians. Asians, in his views, [[Excel Saga|excel at]] [[random-access humor]] and [[Punchy Sonichu|martial arts]].<br /> <br /> Chris, despite claiming [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, doesn't seem to know what a Native American even looks like, as he portrays the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as an overtly European person wearing Greco-Roman garb. He also tramples all over their actual rituals and culture simply to implement the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] into his comic. Chris most likely has no idea what kind of rituals took place in Native American culture. If he did, he would know that some tribes [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slit their cocks]] to [[Chris and religion|please their gods]].<br /> <br /> ==Not a racist?==<br /> [[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris being a [[niggo|wiggo]].]]<br /> {{quote|And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews.|Chris, in response to a [[Mailbag_6#Rejected_Mailbag|rejected mailbag]] email}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Blacks...are good people too.|Chris, in the [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|disclaimer for his Mr. Popo video]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville &quot;they can even vote&quot;, but at best he merely tolerates their existence so long as they stay away from him. Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. Also of note, every single black person in ''Sonichu'' is depicted as a villain, a criminal or otherwise undesirable. However, he does genuinely like two black people: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan &amp; Kel]].<br /> <br /> He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]], he wrote he would date &quot;Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries&quot; (except the ones being black).<br /> <br /> Realistically, Chris's racism doesn't stem from white supremacy, or anything cerebral - it's simply a phobia of people and cultures he doesn't understand. Like most things in his life, [[Chris and reality|Chris has no real knowledge and bases everything off what he's seen on TV]], so Chris's perception of minorities is only what the TV shows him, since encountering them in real life is something that rarely occurs.<br /> <br /> ===Improved race relations?===<br /> {{Tinyquote|1=Who my nigga? Who my nigga, dog?|2=[[Lars Call|Lars]]}}<br /> {{Tinyquote|2=Chris, [[Wikipedia:Code-switching|code-switching]] in solidarity with the niggas|I'm yo nigga.}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|left|Chris does not judge a woman by the color of her skin but by the size of her breasts.]]<br /> <br /> An [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|image]] leaked on 26 [[September 2009]] showing Chris having sex with three young ladies, including an African American woman. In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|Captain's Log of 10 October 2009]], Chris clarified that the woman with whom he's performing sexual intercourse is &quot;Half And Half&quot; (mixed ancestry). This proves to us that, even if he's ready to touch the [[china|genitals]] of a black woman, he is unable to imagine the sexual intercourse with someone not sharing white ancestry. In fact, there's evidence that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|shared ancestry may be a turn-on for Chris.]] <br /> <br /> It seems that the futility of his [[Love Quest]] has led Chris to lower his ridiculously high standards even further, as he did with fat chicks (which he dropped for [[Sarah Jackson]]), and red heads (as he did with [[Ivy]]).<br /> <br /> ===Nope, no improved race relations===<br /> [[Image:Chrishunwessonkramer.jpg|thumb|&quot;Fitty years ago you'da been hung from a damn dirty tree!&quot;]]<br /> <br /> If anyone had any misconceptions that Chris had evolved into some sort of post-racial autistic, they should be aware that he ended [[Sonichu Day]] by calling Tito a &quot;nigger&quot; in &quot;[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]&quot; and in the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]], making him an official racist. (The repercussions of this event included [[Jack Thaddeus]] removing his ads from CWCipedia and [[Mao]] taking over the site for a short time, leading to a massive amount of vandalism.) He later performed [[Song for Jackie.MOV|a song in ''blackface'']] for his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. {{clear}}<br /> <br /> In the new pages of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] which were uploaded in 2015 [[Blake]] is mistaken as black, being wished a &quot;happy Kwanza, brother&quot; from an African American, and goes on an angry rant about how his skin in not &quot;sunburn color&quot;, he is black because of a mutation. Keep in mind that 2015 is a year in which Chris became more openly &quot;supportive&quot; towards the LGBT community (but not necessarily supportive to race minorities). Given this, it is not unreasonable to assume that Chris is still racist towards black people.<br /> <br /> In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], Heather once again makes an appearance, switching from English to Spanish randomly throughout conversations – saying &quot;tres&quot;, but then saying &quot;two&quot; in the exact same sentence. Her sentences also make absolutely no sense, compared to Chris's previous writing. In one sentence, she says &quot;Russel y Cynthia, me le amo&quot;. &quot;Me le amo&quot; translates literally as &quot;I love me him&quot;, with &quot;him&quot; and &quot;me&quot; both being direct objects, later saying &quot;they love their mama con sus corizones&quot;. Chris misspells &quot;''corazones''&quot;, apparently trying to say &quot;they love their mama with all their hearts&quot;, which would be better rendered as &quot;''ellos aman a su madre de todo corazòn''&quot;<br /> <br /> Altogether, her sentence appears to be talking about how his offspring got away from her at the festival and the children love the colors. She mentions how Chris is there with his family and how she loves the kids, but they love their &quot;mother&quot; (Chris) dearly, and how she does her best for the kids, ending with a poor translation of &quot;it's okay, I love them&quot;.<br /> <br /> Whether this poor speech was intentional or Chris thought it would be interesting to have a &quot;bilingual&quot; character isn't known.<br /> <br /> ==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==<br /> <br /> Chris attempts to add in characters of various races and religions with decidedly mixed results. Many of his non-white characters are one-dimensional or barely relevant but then again so is every white one who isn't Chris in his world full of rainbow hedgehogs.<br /> *[[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (Jewish, good but immature)<br /> *[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (&lt;s&gt;Paleface&lt;/s&gt; Native American, lawful good)<br /> *[[Wes Iseli#Wasabi Rival|Wasabi Rival]] (&lt;s&gt;Caucasian&lt;/s&gt; Native American, evil)<br /> *[[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] - (&lt;s&gt;white-washed&lt;/s&gt; Native American, good, probably the whitest of all Native American characters in the comics as she's not only blue-eyed but also blonde)<br /> *[[Manajerks#B-Manajerk|B-Manajerk]] (black, evil)<br /> *[[Barack Obama]] (half-black, half-arab)<br /> * Blake (black, evil turned good)<br /> *[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)<br /> *[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good)<br /> *[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil)<br /> ** Occasionally other [[Jerkop]]s are shown to be black as well. No other minorities are apparent.<br /> *[[Punchy]] (East Asian, good)<br /> *[[Silvana]] (black, evil [said to turn good])<br /> *[[Manajerks#Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)|Turdijerk]] (Indian?, drawn with tan skin, evil)<br /> *[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black, TRUE and HONEST police officers)<br /> *[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker)<br /> *[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, good, &lt;s&gt;never seen&lt;/s&gt; debuts in ''Sonichu'' #12)<br /> *[[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill Schwartz]] (possibly Jewish, worked for [[Giovanni]] but later on changed sides)<br /> *[[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|Ching Chong]] (Asian, appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as a flower girl)<br /> *PHI Spring Break reporter (Black, appears in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as &quot;sistas and brothas&quot;.<br /> <br /> In the [[Mailbag]], when Chris is confronted about the lack of minorities in his comic he claims that all of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are considered &quot;minorities&quot; in CWCville, implying that he completely missed the point of the question. Despite being minorities, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon group never experiences discrimination nor prejudices in the comic; [[homos|that's saved for another minority in CWCville]]. Chris would probably not tolerate human versions of these characters being anything but white.<br /> <br /> ==Sources==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{Chris and}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_video_games&diff=245419 Chris and video games 2020-07-27T05:48:23Z <p>Dormiebasne: Grammar and syntax</p> <hr /> <div>{{taxpayermoney}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game, and then...move onto another! I can't master any of them.|A TV anchorwoman on a younger Chris winning the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]].}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:LoveThatLifeUpgrade.jpg|thumb|Chris tried having sex with a video game console once. [[Chris humps his PS3|It did not work out all that well]].]]<br /> <br /> In case a cursory glance at this wiki did not tell you, Chris likes '''video games'''. Very much. In fact, Chris definitely has spent more time on video games than any other activity or pursuit, including his [[Love Quest|quest]] for [[sweetheart|a woman]] who will emerge from the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] and [[Chris and sex|give him her]] [[china]]. He has said he spends between two and four hours a day playing games,&lt;ref&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 7]]&lt;/ref&gt; and that figure is likely higher than what he admits to.<br /> <br /> Without delving too deeply into armchair psychiatry, it is not hard to see why video games hold so much appeal to Chris. His brain is wired to operate according to [[Autism|absolute values and rigidly-defined processes]]. This is one of the reasons he has so much difficulty in the real world — the rules keep changing on him, if he figures out the rules, in the first place. In the artificial world of video games, the challenges are the kind that his inflexible mind is able to comprehend and surmount. There, the rules never change, and all he has to do is follow them. [[Chris and reality|Reality isn't quite as simple]], which is why he spends as little time out there as possible.<br /> <br /> ==Early Years==<br /> Chris has been an avid gamer since a very young age. He first played video games on a [[Commodore 64]] home computer system. Before he was eight years old, he had a Game Boy and a [[Nintendo]] Entertainment System, and he acquired more consoles and games throughout the 1990s. According to [[The Sonichu Chronicles]], he has been a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] since the character's [[1991]] debut for the Sega Genesis. His game collection really took off in [[1993]], when he won his famous shopping spree in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp; Win Sweepstakes]] and added $1,000 worth of Sega games and hardware to his hoard.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's game collection==<br /> [[Image:404-SpiderManSignedGame.jpg|thumb|Well, if ''[[No More Jokes|Spider-Man]]'' says it...]]<br /> <br /> {{main|List of Chris's games}}<br /> <br /> Although the last completely reliable account of his collection dates back all the way to [[January 2009]], Chris owns, conservatively, nearly 850 different game titles across twenty different platforms. He sold off roughly one hundred games in various trips to GameStop and local pawn shops during the late summer and early fall of 2010, but this hardly depletes the reserves, at all. He also maintained an account with the mail-order rental service GameFly until [[August 2010]].<br /> <br /> [[Sony]] consoles dominate Chris's collection. Counting the games he has downloaded through the [[PlayStation Network]], nearly half of his games belong to the PlayStation family. Nintendo comes next, including more than 100 games for Nintendo's different portable platforms, and Sega brings [[Homos|up the rear]]. While he owns every Sega console short of an 8-bit Master System, and Sonic the Hedgehog is one of his favorite individual franchises, games for Sega consoles make up less than 15-10% of Chris's collection.<br /> <br /> Chris's violent hatred of the [[Xbox]] is well-known, but he likely owns, or at one point owned, an original Xbox console. However, it is not known how much time he has spent on Xbox games. His [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay account]] shows that he tried to sell off a handful of Xbox games in the summer of [[2008]]. The record of his eBay sales also indicates that, in addition to owning at least one of every machine he owns games for, he has gone through at least three or four of Sony's original PlayStation consoles over the years. It is possible that he has had to replace a few of the infamously fragile apparatuses for overuse, but this could also be an indication that he bought the systems and games in bundles.<br /> <br /> It is virtually impossible to gauge exactly how much money has been shoveled into Chris's game collection over the past few decades. Knowledgeable [[trolls]], however, reckon that his physical collection of games and hardware represents around $20,000. His PSN downloads, meanwhile, can be accurately accounted for--there, the bill is close to $3,500 and surely climbing all the while. One of the more grievous examples of Chris's video-game-related overspending is his apparent ownership of at least two copies of the eighty-dollar ''[[Street Fighter]] IV Collector's Edition'', as evidenced by the two identical exclusive Ryu figurines he later sold on eBay. While it is possible that Chris received the second figure from an outside source or packaging error, his attempt to bribe [[BlueSpike]] [[Julie Reveals Herself: The Prequel|with a copy of the game]] and his habit of wasting money for no particular reason lend credence to the former theory.<br /> <br /> In January 2015, it was [[CWCki Forums|leaked]] that Chris had spent an absurd amount of money on Nintendo consoles and games, ''racking up '''585''' transactions'' in the last 4.5 years,&lt;ref&gt;[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/2015-jan-12-nintendo-employee-details-chriss-recent-video-game-purchases.7050/]&lt;/ref&gt; or 150 payments a year. This list includes useless shovelware, Virtual Console games, and [[Sonic Boom Protests|both versions of a game he does not even like.]] Of these, 276 purchases are known to be handheld games, 8 are known to be video game consoles (''buying '''4''' DS and DSi consoles''), and 75 which are known to be console games. The grand total cost of all Chris's '''listed''' purchases is '''$7460.43''' or '''$1657.87/year'''. Keep in mind that 39% of the purchases Chris has on his account (such as Skylanders figures, amiibos, and his Wii U Virtual Console purchases) are not yet specified, meaning that their cost is not included in this already insanely high figure. Apparently, his main attention and [[Nintendo Power Magazine|fanboyism]] has shifted from PlayStation back to Nintendo, for unknown reasons.<br /> <br /> This leak also revealed that Chris plays almost every game demo available on the eShop, Nintendo's online downloadable video game store, even if he has no interest in said game. This leak also confirmed he had bought every single [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] game and primary [[Pokémon]] RPG, proving that he is still a major fanboy of [[Sonichu (comic)|both franchises]], and also confirmed that he still makes many purchases multiple times over for no apparent reason, such as of ''Wario's Woods''.<br /> <br /> ==Game Preferences==<br /> Going on what evidence is available, such as what he has talked about on his websites and [[YouTube]], what his PSN profile shows the most effort put into, and what he decides to construct elaborate fan-works around, Chris has fairly childish, &quot;casual&quot; tastes in video games. Though he puts an inordinate level of effort and time into gaming, he does so playing stuff like Sonic, ''[[Pokémon]]'', ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', and other games geared toward more mainstream and less &quot;hardcore&quot; audiences. His favorite racing game, ''Burnout Paradise'', is a straightforward title set in an open world with action and arcade elements. ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' earned a rabid following with its level editor, but otherwise it is just another side-scrolling platform game (and Chris hardly strains the level editor to the limits of its potential). Much of his PSN trophy case is filled out with achievements obtained by playing simple downloadable demoscene and indie productions. <br /> <br /> Chris has purchased a fair share of M-rated games, such as ''Family Guy: The Video Game'', ''Grand Theft Auto'', and ''Call of Duty''&lt;ref&gt;[[List of Chris's video games]]<br /> &lt;/ref&gt;, which shows that his interest of games is not necessarily limited to the E rating. These games, however, tend to be fairly shallow in terms of gameplay. ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]'' isn't remarkably deep as far as gameplay is concerned; while the game is an M-rated title with swearing, decapitations, heavy metal music and tricky real-time strategy elements, for most part the atmosphere is still jolly and humorous enough, and the majority of gameplay consists of exploring the world and having straightforward beat-'em-up fights. Some have questioned whether or not Chris's interest in ''Brütal Legend'' was because of an affinity for director [[Wikipedia:Tim Schafer|Tim Schafer]]'s other quirky, offbeat games such as ''[[Wikipedia:Psychonauts|Psychonauts]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Grim Fandango|Grim Fandango]]''. While Chris might be drawn to the perceived [[random-access humor]] of those games, it is more likely that they were too intelligent for him, and thus hold no appeal to his childish mind. Chris's interest in ''Brütal Legend'' was most likely due to Jack Black voicing the main character, and possibly [[Chris and music|his failed attempts to be seen as a connoisseur of music]]. <br /> <br /> The games that Chris owns are not necessarily the games that Chris plays. His PSN downloads strongly suggest that he spends money on his gaming hobby more or less out of compulsion. Witness the $65 he spent on downloadable content for ''Disgaea 3'', a game he had only played to 7% completion several months after originally buying all those downloads. It is reasonable to assume that Chris has similar spending habits in real life, a theory bolstered somewhat by his retro game collections and house full of junk. Chris's collections of games for the Sega CD, Sega Saturn, and a couple of other now-dead consoles are dominated by bargain-bin trash, extremely common or poor quality games that are easily bought at low prices. No knowledgeable gamer would ever pay money for ''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory'', except maybe as a gag gift, but Chris apparently thought it was worth owning. This habit seems to be picked up from [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]], and continues to this day in the form of eShop shovelware and Virtual Console downloads.<br /> <br /> His collection does a good job of telling us what sort of games Chris does not play, though. Outside of the ''Pokémon'' series, for instance, he evinces no interest in role-playing games. Most of the non-Pokémon RPGs in his collection, like ''Suikoden'' and ''Final Fantasy VII'', are PlayStation retro releases he impulse-bought through the PSN. Chris buys those up like penny candy – he has even downloaded several digital duplicates of PlayStation games of which he already owns physical copies. Even during his short ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' phase in late 2017, he only showed an interest in the anime adaptation of the games, and has never shown any indication he has either been interested in or played the games.<br /> <br /> Despite being obsessed with ''Pokémon'', he is not a hardcore Nintendo fan as some might suspect. He never seems to show interest in the latest content from Nintendo, and the hardcore Nintendo games he does own (such as games from the ''Metroid'', ''The Legend of Zelda'' and ''Mario'' franchises) are most likely just collecting dust on his game collection racks. However, a January 2014 leak by a Nintendo Employee revealed that Chris had, in fact, returned to his Nintendo roots, buying nearly every single game on the eShop.<br /> <br /> He owns almost no sports games. In the [[Mailbag 2|Mailbag]], he once noted that &quot;Sports titles do not really thrill me,&quot; although he did not explain exactly [[Obesity|why.]]<br /> <br /> With a few exceptions, Chris has no apparent interest in video games marketed towards his own age group, which is unsurprising. &quot;Hardcore&quot; games aimed at &quot;adults&quot; are games that simply would not interest Chris because of his juvenile mindset. Video games (and anything else, for that matter) with mature themes that are not two-dimensionally crass and full of [[random-access humor]] would probably confuse and bore Chris and make him feel awkward and uncomfortable, adding to the fact he probably would not be able to get very far in the game. This is supported by the fact that he did try out ''Bioshock'', a first-person shooter with RPG elements, but only for a short time and never touched it again. Most likely the whole game itself flew right over Chris's head and he decided to play some ''Wheel of Fortune'' instead. However, ever since his [[100 2357.MOV|sixth declaration that he has left the internet]] in late [[2010]], some more high-profile games aimed at adults have appeared on his PSN Trophy list (such as ''Grand Theft Auto IV'' and ''Fallout: New Vegas''). Apparently the ''Hannah Montana'' PS3 game is no longer enough to fill his abundance of free time, and he has taken to playing games he would not normally were he doing anything else with his life.<br /> <br /> While he sometimes gets tagged with the &quot;[[Japanophilia|weeaboo]]&quot; label, Chris does not appear to prefer games made in Japan over any other part of the world. In fact, his favorite games of 2008-2009, the period where he has told us the most about what he plays, are pretty evenly divided between Japan (''Sonic'', ''Pokémon''), the United States (''Guitar Hero'', ''Brütal Legend'') and Europe (''Burnout'', ''LittleBigPlanet''). He counts a few Japanese Game Boy and Nintendo DS imports in his larger collection, but they are obviously titles he picked up to try and impress/bribe [[Megan Schroeder]] — almost all of them are spin-offs from popular anime, especially magical girl series like ''Sailor Moon'' and ''Pretty Cure''.<br /> <br /> When Chris and Megan still got along well together, they were serious players of the arcade version of ''[[Soul Calibur]] III''. There is also an arcade in Chris's plans for the [[CWCville Shopping Center]]. However, given Chris's inclinations to retreat into the comfortable confines of his bedroom, the chance he goes to arcades is slim.<br /> <br /> ==Chris, the Console Peasant==<br /> Chris thinks the perennial &quot;Console Wars&quot; between rival manufacturers of game machines are extremely serious affairs, and engages in them with all of the bile and fervor of a 10-year-old child soldier in the PlayStation Army. On rare occasions, he has almost seemed rational in this respect, saying he &quot;just doesn't like&quot; or &quot;doesn't care much for&quot; the Xbox, but most of the time he does not mince words when describing the vile, loathsome, and blatantly stupid [[HEXBox]]. By comparison, he has waxed poetic when describing the awesomeness of the [[PS3]], most prominently in his [[PS3 History Level]] for ''LittleBigPlanet''. According to [[Mimms and Lucas Q&amp;A#Video games|Lucas]], Chris would even express his fury over the Xbox in public while hanging out at [[The GAMe PLACe]].<br /> <br /> It is hard to tell where Chris's religious devotion to the PlayStation comes from, but to call it &quot;religious&quot; is not hyperbole. Like his faith in [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]], his support for Sony is blind and unthinking. Though he can come up with a simple justification for his opinions in a pinch — typically he brings up the annual fee for online gaming on Xbox Live — Chris shows no sign of having put any serious thought or research into his choice of consoles. His descriptions of the PS3's advantages in places like his [[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Columbus Day 2008 video]] tend to sound like a collection of marketing buzzwords (as filtered through the mind of a [[Chris's room|cave-dwelling]] autist, anyway).<br /> <br /> Interestingly, Chris was not always a blindly devoted fan of Sony. In the [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], we see that back in [[2003]], Chris pledged his allegiance to Nintendo and the GameCube, stating that both the predecessors of the PS3 stank as much as the original Xbox. His feelings changed when he bought a PS1 at a &quot;rummage sale&quot; for cheap, intending to resell it elsewhere for profit, but instead played it and found it was not bad.&lt;ref&gt;[[Jackie E-mails 14]]&lt;/ref&gt; One would expect this to be a lesson against nonsensical [[Chris and brand loyalty|brand loyalty]], but instead Chris just focused his hatred on Microsoft. Likely, prior to this Chris was a Sega fanatic at Nintendo's expense; if true, then it demonstrates how [[List of Chris's sweethearts|fickle]] Chris is regarding devotion.<br /> <br /> When asked what his thoughts were on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Switch Nintendo Switch], Nintendo's up and coming console for 2017, Chris responded in Chris [[Mailbag 29|fashion]], and simply stated that he has no [[Exercise|thoughts]] on it, due to being [[stress|preoccupied]].<br /> <br /> [[File:Thoughts_On_Switch_Jan_19_2017.png|thumb|[[Mailbag 29|Whatever]]]]<br /> <br /> Unsurprisingly, Chris is ignorant of things he has chosen not to like. The only 360 game he seems to shown interest in, [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182 &quot;Don't Be Nervous Talking to Girls&quot;], seen in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] being modified for the PS3, was suggested to him by the fans. Though the game is just a crappy dating sim, and though there are other 360-exclusive games which would appeal to him, Chris claims that it is the only game worth playing on the 360.<br /> <br /> Even slinging mud at the names of the consoles is very serious business to Chris. In [[Lars Call]], Chris says he does not like it when people call PS3 the &quot;PS Triple&quot;, because that is what [[trolls]] call it. Of course, this comes from a man who [[Chris and hypocrisy|ceaselessly rants about the &quot;Hex Box&quot;]].<br /> <br /> ==Chris and Online Gaming==<br /> Perhaps unsurprisingly, given his antisocial nature, Chris is not fond of online multiplayer games in any genre, be they sports sims, shooters, racing games, or whatever else. Though he owns several games for the PS3 and other consoles that would allow him to play online and interact with other people, his PSN profile shows that he has put little time into multiplayer games. <br /> <br /> In 2010 and afterward, two exceptions to this rule emerged. He did a good deal of online racing in ''ModNation Racers'' during the summer of 2010, while, early in 2011, Chris began to show an interest in an online role-playing game for the first time, ''DC Universe Online''. His fondness for ModNation competition eventually passed, but it remains to be seen whether or not he will develop a lasting interest in MMO gaming.<br /> <br /> Dedicated observers of Chris's gaming habits may notice a bit of a paradox developing here: Chris claims to hate the Xbox 360 because Microsoft requires a $50 annual subscription fee for online multiplayer gaming. It is a mystery, then, why this would wind him up so badly, when he hardly plays any multiplayer games, but such is the nature of Chris. [[Mailbag]] correspondents have tried to point out the seeming contradiction here, not to mention the weird contrast between Chris's thriftiness as far as Xbox Live is concerned and the massive amounts of money he willing wastes on worthless digital trinkets through Nintendo and the PSN. For all the good it has done, though, they may as well have tried to change his opinion of [[Asperger syndrome]].<br /> <br /> Recently, Chris has started playing online games on his Switch and PC, playing titles such as Tetris 99 and PayDay 2.<br /> <br /> ===Chris, the Trophy Whore===<br /> While Chris has little evident interest in directly interacting with other humans in online games, he does seem to enjoy building up a massive trophy case to passively show off on his PlayStation Network profile. He has doggedly played through a number of games in order to earn every available achievement, and on occasion he appeals to his [[fanbase]] for help in earning trophies. For instance, he begged readers of his [[Twitter]] feed to download his ''ModNation Racers'' levels so he could pick up one more trophy.<br /> <br /> Slacker that he is, Chris prefers to put forth as little effort as possible to earn his trophies. Presented with a trophy in ''LittleBigPlanet 2'' that asked him to contribute a custom level to the game's online community, he fulfilled the requirement by uploading an empty level with no work put into it. (When this level was deleted by the community's administrators, he took the next-easiest route and uploaded his old levels made with the first ''LittleBigPlanet''.) In an [[Jackie E-mails 6|e-mail to Jackie]], he expressed great pleasure when the ''ModNation'' experience system was patched to make certain trophies easier to acquire.<br /> <br /> ==Chris and PC Games==<br /> Games for personal [[computers]] are conspicuously absent from Chris's collection and his evident game-playing habits. The only sign that he has ever even owned any PC games comes from his eBay account, which shows that he tried to auction off a collection of vintage ''Dungeons &amp; Dragons'' role-playing games for the PC in the summer of 2008. He might also own a copy of the first ''Lego Island'' game for PC (as seen by his possession of the Infomaniac minifigure - which was only obtainable from early copies of the said game). In the [[Fanmail Reading]] video, after a [[troll|fan]] sent him a copy of ''[[wikipedia:Half-Life 2|Half-Life 2]]'', Chris explained, &quot;I don't play PC games. I used to, but I don't anymore.&quot; He failed to indicate why he gave them up, though. In [[Mumble 1|his first Mumble chat]], he claimed to &quot;remember ''[[wikipedia:Touhou|Touhou]]''&quot;, but later backpedaled and said &quot;I never really heard of that.&quot;<br /> <br /> Due to the influence of the [[Idea guys]] and him acquiring a decent computer, Chris has picked up PC gaming. He has a steam profile and has played PayDay 2, at least.<br /> <br /> ==Chris, the Industry Insider==<br /> Chris gets most of his information about the gaming industry from comparatively mainstream sources. He was an avid reader of ''Game Informer'' magazine. As for publications and/or other media sources that have since gone defunct, he was also a dedicated reader of Sony's online magazine ''Qore'', and regularly followed the G4 cable network; he apparently even still took the [[Congrats, Jack Black|Spike TV Video Game Awards]] seriously, which puts him about five years behind anybody with even a passing interest in the games' business.<br /> <br /> ==Chris, the Game Designer==<br /> {{main|Sonichu (game)|Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles}}<br /> <br /> At various times, especially during the [[Miyamoto saga]], but going as far back as the late 1990s (when he had a prophetic dream of a Sonic game for the Game Boy), Chris has imagined that he could launch himself into a career as a game designer. It is telling, however, that nearly all of his &quot;ideas&quot; for potential video game projects simply involve swapping Sonichu or other Chris-spawned characters into an existing game concept. ''[[Pokémon: Lightning Version]]'' is a Pokémon RPG with Sonichu in it. ''[[Sonichu Adventure]]'' is ''Sonic Adventure'' with Sonichu in it. ''[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]'' is ''Gundam: Journey to Jaburo'' with [[Megan Schroeder|Megan's]] quasi-retarded brother in it, and so on.<br /> <br /> The closest he has gotten to coming up with something like an original idea is ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', and it is not actually known what that game is supposed to amount to, beyond what Chris drew on the cover, and occasional haphazard mentions. It is entirely possible that the answer is unknown to Chris himself.<br /> <br /> Nevertheless, Chris sincerely believes that his characters and game ideas are ready for commercial success. He once rejected an e-mail from the Mailbag that brought up the notion of a not-for-profit fan-made Sonichu game, and brushed off similar suggestions in his first [[IRC (16 October 2008)|IRC fan chat]]. In [[Chris dispels videogame rumors|the video about dispelling rumors of an official Sonichu game]], he scoffed at the idea of his game ideas being made with 2D graphics.<br /> <br /> ===Modding and Customization===<br /> One of the great ironies of Chris's existence is that he loves to create and share his creations, even though he possesses almost no genuine innate creativity. He tends to gravitate strongly towards video games that allow him to create his own content and share it online.<br /> <br /> Since console games are often not modifiable, while PC game modding tends to demand more technical skill than he possesses, Chris has only been able to show off his creativity in this field so much. That said, the PS3 games ''LittleBigPlanet'' and ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' exerted a powerful grip on him with their customization capabilities. Chris made a ton of levels in ''LittleBigPlanet,'' dropping out of sight for the better part of a month when he first acquired the retail version of the game. Likewise, he has made levels, characters and custom cars for ''ModNation Racers'', and it resulted in a similar disappearance during the summer of 2010. His output has not shown too much actual competence, but it is not for lack of time and effort spent.<br /> <br /> Even in games that offer only light customization features, Chris makes a point of personalizing his experience as much as possible. He spent considerable time on a ''Guitar Hero'' band, up to drawing [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|disturbing pictures]] of his virtual bandmates. The amount of time he spent on tweaking his ''Animal Crossing'' villages is simply colossal. According to the [[Regina e-mails]], Chris made a similarly big deal about ''F-Zero GX'' and ''Jet Set Radio'', even though both games limit their customization options to things like swapping around car parts or personalizing small decals.<br /> <br /> Likewise, as the gallery below displays, Chris enjoys customizing his game hardware. He has splattered Sonichu artwork all over his Gamecube, a Nintendo DS, a couple of Game Boy Advances, a PSP, his now-deceased original PS3, and possibly other consoles or handhelds. One of his [[Pokéwalker of Fail|Pokéwalkers]] also appears to have received the Sonichu treatment, being repainted in blue and yellow.<br /> <br /> ==Chris's Perception of Video Game Technology==<br /> Chris obviously has no idea about how video games or video game consoles work. For example, as seen in a panel of ''Sonichu'' #10, he seems to think that games are interchangeable and can work on any console (&quot;DO NOT BUY OR DOWNLOAD ILLEGAL COPIES OF L.B.P. ON Wii OR XBox360; IT IS PUNISHABLE BY LAW!&quot;), even though he could easily check and see that he cannot play his copy of ''LittleBigPlanet'' on his Wii, although he is either too lazy, or is afraid of having [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] raided by [[jerkop]]s.<br /> <br /> Neither is he aware of the technology's current capabilities. As stated in the survey of [[Chris and reality]], he once suggested that Nintendo should create a PokéBall peripheral which could display holographs, which can only be seen in science fiction, currently.<br /> <br /> ==Recent Years==<br /> In a surprising twist of fate, Chris's passion for gaming seems to have subsided. It has been months since he touched his [[PS4]] and has not shown much interest in the new PlayStation's first and third party titles. It is likely he spends a lot more time playing on his Switch, but a look at his [[Twitter|tweets]] and [[Wish list]] suggest he is busy [[Television|binging TV shows and movies]].<br /> <br /> He has not even made mention of the new generation of consoles that are slated for release in a few months.<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> Image:121-CWCsGamecube.jpg|GameCube skin<br /> Image:122-CWCsGamecubeP2.jpg<br /> Image:204-SonichuGBA2.jpg|GBA skin<br /> Image:205-SonichuGBASP2.jpg<br /> Image:CWCGameCube1.jpg<br /> Image:CWCGameCube2.jpg<br /> Image:CWCGameCube3.jpg<br /> Image:CWCGameCube4.jpg<br /> Image:CWCGameCube5.jpg<br /> Image:CWCGameCube6.jpg<br /> Image:092-PSPSonichu.jpg|[[PSP]] skins<br /> Image:SonichuPSPCover.jpg<br /> Image:282-ChaoticComboPSPWall.jpg<br /> Image:518-PaRappa-the-Rapper-Um-Jammer-Lammy-PSP-Wallpaper.jpg<br /> Image:Sonichugame.png<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> * [[List of Chris's video games]]<br /> * [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]<br /> * [[Club Nintendo]]<br /> * [[Fandoms]]<br /> * [[PlayStation 3]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> ==External links==<br /> * [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu Chris's PlayStation Network profile]<br /> <br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Health}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Things bought with taxpayer money]]<br /> [[Category:Things Chris likes]]<br /> [[Category:Pages with fan videos]]<br /> [[Category:Video Games]]</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris_and_work&diff=245397 Chris and work 2020-07-27T03:56:52Z <p>Dormiebasne: grammar, spelling and syntax improvements</p> <hr /> <div>{{Incomplete}}<br /> {{quote|[...] comments that are truly of Good Intentions of self-improvement and constructive criticism, versus the truly Bad Intentions of spamming actual hate speech (Get A Job).|Chris considers &quot;get a job&quot; to be hate speech and commentary from [[enablers]] kissing his ass to be constructive criticism.}}<br /> [[Image:Heavylifting.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] doing anything that doesn't revolve around [[daydream]]ing over his fantasies.]]<br /> <br /> Chris is infamous for his laziness and his dependence on his [[Barbara|elderly mother]], which inhibits him from wanting to '''work'''. He briefly held one job - two if pushing it - in his early 20s, but was unsurprisingly fired from them fairly quickly.<br /> <br /> Despite his crushing [[debt]], Chris vehemently refuses to obtain any kind of employment whatsoever due to wanting to perpetually [[Chris and nostalgia|live like a child]] - a stance that has become so potent that he believes that suggesting it to him should be deemed as &quot;hate speech&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1194090568898494464&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> Thus, as shown on the [[CWCki]]'s [[Main Page]], it has been {{#expr: (-1253880000 +{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days (more than ten years) since Chris [[Kacey Call 21|applied for a job]].<br /> <br /> ==Reasons for Chris' refusal to work==<br /> <br /> {{Protip|We shouldn’t have to tell you this, but Chris will NEVER get a job, let alone respond to your shitfoolery, no matter how many “Get a job” messages you send to him. Even if he decided to get one, his chances are slim with his current background.}}<br /> <br /> ===Parental Influence===<br /> <br /> Chris' parents, but more so [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], had encouraged him to not be employed, believing that his [[Monthly Tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] (SSDI) is all he really needs to support himself - a belief that has ultimately proven to be false with the advent of the [[Financhu Crisis]].<br /> <br /> ===Fantasy and Financial Enablers===<br /> {{Main|Enablers}}<br /> In the wake of the Idea Guys, Chris' enabling has gone far beyond just his mother.<br /> <br /> ==Past Stance on Employment==<br /> <br /> In the past, Chris has shown some degree of interest in pursuing a career, but only for his own personal gain, rather than so that he can move out of his parents' house and obtain a degree of self-sufficiency. For example, although he expressed an interest in becoming a comic book artist, working for either Archie or DC,&lt;ref&gt;Chris's resume&lt;/ref&gt;, he has also stated, when he completes his Love Quest, that he would stay at home while his wife works, showing that Chris was somewhat hesitant even before then. Other sources point to Chris believing that obtaining a job is only necessary to pick up a girlfriend, which is evident when he decided to take up a job in Cutco Cutlery at the beginning of his [[Love Quest]]. <br /> <br /> Key insight into Chris' attitude towards job hunting is found in his [[resume]], which has not been updated in over a decade. In it, Chris shows he did not understand what constitutes work experience, let alone its importance. For example, he believes that doing &quot;volunteer work&quot; for the Pokémon Leagues at the GAMe PLACe counts as work experience. In reality, mere &quot;volunteer work&quot; does not typically catch the eye of most employers. Also, Chris was not a gym leader as he claimed, but rather was a substitute when the actual Gym Leader was not available. Finally, even if this could be taken into account, what experience he obtained is likely negligible, as he had no authority over the players, and was, in fact, carefully supervised by the staff. In the same résumé, he cites his production of comics as work experience, despite the fact that he was not doing this in a professional setting, and that the product itself leaves a lot to be desired. <br /> <br /> The résumé also shows that, in his entire adult life, not even a fraction of his time was spent on an actual job, let alone one that is full-time in a professional environment. Counting all of the positions he had that did not involve being a [[Pokémon|Gym Leader's Assistant]] or working on his ''Sonichu'' comics, his total work experience amounts to a grand total of 6 months, at most. This estimate is generous because, while he claimed to have worked at Wendy's for 3 months on his résumé, he also claimed that he was already fired on [[Twin Falling Towers|11 September]] to [[Kacey]]'s father. Please note that this was only across an entire two-year gap between working each of the two positions he held.<br /> <br /> While Chris has not lived a particularly good life unemployed, he also has had some bad experiences with the employees and managers of several of the places he frequented, which further shows some of Chris' views on what it means to be employed. The way he has treated such people provides insight into Chris' delusional ideas about the role of an employee. It is a manager's duty to take action in difficult situations, like if a customer is loitering or causing a disturbance, two things that Chris has done many times in the past. Chris however, unaware of how he should act in public places, only saw such actions as a form of discrimination, solely to keep him from doing as he pleases, whether it be [[Love Quest|soliciting a girlfriend]], or [[Sonic Boom|vandalizing merchandise or property]]. These views are also apparent in some of his comics, where he depicts the employees and managers that have given him a hard time as [[manajerks|corrupt tyrants]] abusing their power.<br /> <br /> ==List of Jobs on Dimension 1218==<br /> <br /> ===Wendy's===<br /> {{Main|Wendy's}}<br /> <br /> The first place Chris attempted to work at was at his local Wendy's. While there, his primary duties were custodial in nature rather than food preparation or direct customer interaction. Despite painting himself as an employee that &quot;serves the customers with kind, understanding help&quot;, accounts from employers and customers have shown him to be a rude and difficult employee to work with.<br /> <br /> ===Cutco Cutlery===<br /> {{Main|Cutco}}<br /> The second and final job that Chris claims to have worked was through Cutco Cutlery, a marketing company that primarily sells overpriced knives. The company itself is deemed to be a notorious borderline scam that generally targets high school students, college students, and gullible idiots like Chris with no work experience. Chris claims to have lost this job after his boss &quot;left at summer's end&quot;. Chris had obtained this job during the beginning of his Love Quest, which also showcases that Chris believed getting a job is only for people who want to have a girlfriend, even believing that having the job just magically improved his social skills. This job alone, believe it or not, was what made him believe himself to be a &quot;Natural Salesperson&quot;. After this job, Chris would go out of his way to produce his [[Attraction Sign|Attraction Signs]], and advertise this one quality in it.<br /> <br /> ===Other Employers===<br /> <br /> Besides Wendy's and Cutco, Chris has attempted to apply for a handful of other jobs, to no avail, and has also held positions he believed signified employment, but was actually mere community service.<br /> <br /> ==Current Stance on Employment==<br /> <br /> {{quote|Therefore, for all of you Haterade-Chugging “GET A JOB!” spouters out there, I suggest you Shut Up and enjoy your ability to settle in a cozy Office or wherever. For the rest of us, the worlds and the dimensions are our Offices, and we are doing our best, so we can reach our respective Fated Destined Promotions. But, I Digress.|Chris claiming he's already employed in an alternate dimension}}<br /> <br /> Considering how trolls, weens, enablers, and, quite frankly, Chris himself has completely mangled and destroyed his background check over the years, it is little wonder why he has lost any hope of obtaining a job. Chris even stated he was fully aware of this in a Facebook post he made on 3 [[April 2017]]. In the same post, however, he also claims that he would still refuse to obtain a job, even without all of the crazy shit that has happened in his life. He claims to fear the possibility of being discriminated against for being autistic, transgender, and having a lesbian soul. In the modern workforce, however, this misgiving is highly unjustified, as any kind of discrimination based on gender, disability or sex is usually frowned upon in the workforce, and leaves the employer liable for legal action or federal/state sanctions/fines. Besides the former two reasons, Chris claimed that gaining employment would be redundant, as he believes taking care of his aging parents actually counts as employment, despite not being paid for it. <br /> ===Job as a Goddess===<br /> Chris now appears to believe that his true occupation at the moment is being the goddess of an alternate dimension, thanks to the influence of the [[Idea Guys]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and several other influences. In the span of two years after the aforementioned Facebook post, Chris would state on at least two occasions that he believes that the ability to support himself financially by working a job is completely useless. As a matter of fact, in one of these occasions, he had actually stated that he is far too enlightened and above societal expectations to obtain an actual job, simply due to an absurd comparison he makes between the amount of time the universe will exist for against how much time he would work at a job.&lt;ref&gt;https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1049442246116790272&lt;/ref&gt; As evident in the same post, as well as in a subsequent one, he actually believes that obtaining a job should not be mandatory, and even goes so far as to state that the citizens of [[CWCville]] are not required to obtain a job.<br /> <br /> === Can Chris get a (real-life) job now? ===<br /> <br /> Many observers have admitted that it is too late for Chris to get a job now.&lt;ref&gt;Law-Talking Guy (28 February 2020). [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/post-6079391 Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 17 July 2020.&lt;/ref&gt; In addition to his various [[Chris and the law|run-ins with the law]] and his local reputation for [[List of places that have banned Chris|public tantrums and violence]], Chris is over {{age|1982|02|24}} years old with only [[Wendy's|one bad month of employment]] back in 2001, a worthless [[CADD]] certificate,&lt;ref&gt;The [[CADD]] certificate is worthless, because in addition to the fallout between Chris and [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], he only produced two menial pieces of work, and has not continued to develop his CADD skills after getting the certificate.&lt;/ref&gt; and over a decade of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|unsavory]] information about him on the internet.&lt;ref&gt;Bombsaway (18 December 2019). [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/post-5739803 Re: What will happen when Barb dies?]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Even if Chris did get a job, there is a good chance that wannabe [[weens]] and [[A-Log]]s will harass his employer into terminating him, similar to how they harassed the management of [[The End Games]] and [[Anytime Fitness]] into [[ban|banning]] him.&lt;ref name=harassment&gt;[[May 2018 social media posts#A new excuse not to get a job|May 2018 social media posts § A new excuse not to get a job]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Chores==<br /> {{Dated}}<br /> {{quote|I work hard for my father in his garden! I pulled weeds! Those weeds are very hard to pull!|Chris, [[Father_Call#Maturity_and_Chores_.2839:17-48:08.29|telling a former U.S. Marine]] about the &quot;heavy burdens&quot; in his life}}<br /> <br /> Aside from a few part-time jobs, from which he got fired shortly after being accepted, Chris is also responsible for doing certain '''chores''' around the household. To him, chores are menial tasks that [[Barb]] forces him to perform for her. Since these chores are the closest thing in Chris's life resembling actual work, and one of the few things taking him away from his [[video games]], [[Chris and reality|going into deep thought about other dimensions]] and attending [[BronyCon]], they are a frequent source of [[stress]] and complaining for Chris. On the other hand, Chris also sees these chores as nothing more than to prove that he is not lazy, in which case he believes these chores are a good example of what a hard-working, respectable, [[autism|high-functioning autistic]] he really is.<br /> <br /> ===Chris loves chores===<br /> [[Image:0720-PattisDoghuseISO.JPG|thumb|right|&quot;That thing had to weigh, like, 5, 10 tons!&quot;]]<br /> [[Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|thumb|right|Bob working alone in the garden, on the verge of a 4th heart attack.]]<br /> <br /> Chris's most notorious mention of his chores is in the [[Father Call]], where he desperately tries to prove his worthiness to [[Matthew Devoria]] by listing some of the &quot;hard work&quot; he has done around the house, such as sitting on a riding lawnmower, moving chairs and carrying a [[Patti Chandler|doghouse]] across the yard. In fact, many of the &quot;chores&quot; he whines about are things he only did literally one time. He also compares his pulling weeds in the &quot;hot, hot sun&quot; to war veteran Matt's time served in the Gulf War.<br /> <br /> Chris does not limit himself to only doing chores in real life. He also enjoys spending hours upon hours performing virtual chores in ''[[Animal Crossing Documentary|Animal Crossing]]''. These are his favorite chores to do, because not only is he able to sit on his fat ass all day while tapping at his controller, he is also rewarded for performing these tasks! As fun as this sounds, by his early 30s it seems to just be another part of Chris's daily routine, at one point telling [[Julie]] that he had to take a break from his computer to &quot;get [his] chores done in ACCityFolk&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 6]]&lt;/ref&gt; He eventually stopped doing these chores all together after his GameCube disintegrated in the [[2014]] [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]].<br /> <br /> In Chris's other favorite fictional world, [[CWCville]], [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] also does his share of the housework, as Chris elaborately explained in [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#C.W.C._Gets_A_Big_Power.21 his CWCipedia bio]. Between fighting evil-doers and saving the world from homosexuality, he even finds time to mow the lawn with his loyal wife [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]. After the kids have been sent off to school, Sonichu and Rosechu go out and vacuum to the extreme!&lt;ref&gt;[[A Sonichu Day]]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris, on the other hand, is far too busy with his [[Sub-Episodes|mayoral duties]] to worry about chores, so instead he makes his secretary, [[Allison Amber]], do all of the work. <br /> <br /> Chris [[dreams]] of one day being a &quot;house husband&quot;, doing chores for his [[Sweetheart|wife]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughter]] at home all day, while the wife goes to work and earns money for the family. In a chat with [[Clyde Cash]], Clyde questions Chris's ability to take care of himself and his sweetheart. This causes Chris to go on for what seems like an hour, listing all the chores he is capable of performing around the house. He is very proud of his ability to load dishes into the dishwasher and put garbage into a trash can.&lt;ref&gt;[[Mumble 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> Despite these many difficult, stressful, back-breaking chores that Chris spends his time doing, the Chandler family's [[14 Branchland Court|house]] was still a disgusting pigsty that Bob falsely believed was on the verge of [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|being condemned]] by the Greene County Health Department; before it actually burned down, the fire was being exacerbated by the mountains of junk held inside. In a call with [[Alec Benson Leary]], when this conundrum is pointed out to Chris, he desperately mashed the buttons on his phone and hung up to try and get out of explaining himself.&lt;ref&gt;[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8]], 7:18 in&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Chris hates chores===<br /> [[Image:Chrisgarden.jpg|thumb|right|Chris tries convincing his dead dog to finish his yardwork for him.]]<br /> <br /> Chris spends a lot of time trying to avoid doing what he is so proud of. Barbara constantly gets Chris to do things for her. This sometimes drags him away from his [[Chris and the Internet|friends]], [[Sweetheart|love life]] and [[Sonic Boom Protests|other business]]. He has also hidden out at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]] for hours, just so his mother's demands that he do a &quot;hefty chore&quot; wouldn't disrupt his [[Chris and art|creative genius]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> He also blames Barb for his house being so messy in the first place. His usual go-to excuse for the state of his house is to call her a &quot;pack rat&quot;, even having the balls to [[Chris and hypocrisy|call her lazy]] for not cleaning anything up. Barbara apparently leaves junk lying all over the house, but Chris would rather go days [[HairDifference|without showering]] than figure out how to move some of Barbara's junk to another room, claiming he &quot;doesn't know what to do&quot; with any of it.<br /> <br /> Chris's parents also make him pay the family's bills, possibly as an attempt to make him feel like a real adult. Chris, of course, complains about having to give up a large percentage of his &quot;[[tugboat]]&quot; for these bills. He puts off paying them for as long as possible so he can use his hard-earned money for [[Sex toys|more important necessities]]. In one of her [[Mumble_2#People_Love_Poketunes|rare Mumble appearances]], Chris lied to Barbara about paying the bills for that month, at first whining that he was being &quot;[[Honest Content|honest]]&quot;, but eventually gave in to the fear of being punished by his mother and admitted he did not pay ALL of them. But, he will &quot;be sure to pay the remaining differences next month&quot;!<br /> <br /> {{quote|I move stuff around, I take the vacuum cleaner, I vacuum, I scrub the floors [[ShowerClean|with 409 and paper towels]]. It's really hard work. Back-breaking!|[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Chris explains why he hasn't had time to work on his comic]]}}<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Chris and business]]<br /> *[[Chris and money]]<br /> *[[Chris and stress]]<br /> *[[Chris's resume|Chris's résumé]]<br /> *[[Dimensions]]<br /> *[[Manajerks]]<br /> *[[Monthly tugboat]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{Chris and}}<br /> {{Fantasies}}</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Jacob_Sockness&diff=244533 Jacob Sockness 2020-07-22T04:05:51Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Articleofthenow}}<br /> {{quote|Stop with the sex obsessions already! Seriously, Please: chill out.|Chris, 1 July 2020, criticizing Sockness for his creepy behavior after over a year of it.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1278236917952327682&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0&quot;&gt;[[Image:Sockness Head Cutout.png|100px]]&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Jacob&amp;nbsp;Sockness<br /> | image = [[Image:SocknessCWC.jpg|250px|center]]<br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Name<br /> |data1 = Jacob Justin Sockness<br /> |label2 = Also known as<br /> |data2 = Michiro Hutaki&lt;br&gt;Agian Siin&lt;br&gt;Darkseed2012&lt;br&gt;RamleIronHeart&lt;br&gt;Jacob JS&lt;br&gt;drunkendragon415&lt;br&gt;luvshak214&lt;br&gt;Ashva Gohda&lt;br&gt;Gakuto Numata&lt;br&gt;White Knight Blue Heart&lt;br&gt;Jake Hammer&lt;br&gt;&lt;abbr title=&quot;'Love Christine' in Hindi&quot;&gt;क्रिस्टीन को प्यार करो&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;br&gt;Centralized Imperial Government of Kidasuna&lt;br&gt;[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU God]] of the Super Nintendo<br /> |label3 = Date of Birth<br /> |data3 = 1 April 1983 (age {{age|1983|4|1}})<br /> |label4 = Gender<br /> |data4 = &lt;abbr title=&quot;Natural. Claims to be neuter.&quot;&gt;Male&lt;/abbr&gt;<br /> |label5 = Nationality<br /> |data5 = [[United States|American]]<br /> |label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br /> |data6 = White<br /> |label7 = [[Chris and religion|Religion]]<br /> |data7 = Neo-Pagan&lt;br&gt;Satanism (former)<br /> |label11 = [[Chris and work|Occupations]]<br /> |data11 = Amateur Occultist&lt;br&gt;Conspiracy Theorist&lt;br&gt;Stalker&lt;br&gt;Unemployed<br /> |label12 = [[Obesity|Weight]] <br /> |data12 = 215.8+ lb (97,9+ kg)<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Jacob Sockness''' is a {{age|1983|4|1}}-year-old [[enabler]] turned [[ween]] from San Francisco, California, who emerged in mid-[[2018]] and was most active between [[July 2019|July]] and [[November 2019|November]] of [[2019]]. Jacob has similarities with Chris, such as being [[autism|autistic]],&lt;ref&gt;[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC/comments/bl78bl/magichan_2_need_to_talk_now/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=ios_app Sockness admits he is autistic],&lt;/ref&gt; [[tomgirl|non-gender-conforming]],&lt;ref name=return /&gt; receiving a [[monthly tugboat]], [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|believing to be a god]],&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.is/eg2Gq Sockness claimed to be the Hindu god Ganesh]&lt;/ref&gt; thinks he has [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic powers]] and has built an elaborate fantasy universe, into which he has appropriated ''Sonichu'' characters, with over a dozen installments that he believes [[Chris and reality|really exist]].&lt;ref&gt;[http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=1404026 Sockness's 19-volume series for sale on Lulu]&lt;/ref&gt; While he was at first seemingly just another [[white knight]], notable for his [[Chris and sex|erotic]] disposition towards Chris, Sockness would become openly [[weening|malicious]] after establishing direct contact with Chris.<br /> <br /> In mid-[[2019]], Sockness and Chris agreed to work together financially following Chris's [[June 2019]] ban from [[eBay]], he achieved considerable influence over Chris's [[CWCville|fantasy world]], as seen in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]. Most of his courting and [[enablers|enabling]] has been through Twitter, though he would also promote himself through [[Reddit]], [[YouTube]] and even [[Kiwi Farms]]. For months, the two would express interest in meeting in person, to onlookers' alarm, yet when Sockness would finally set out to travel cross-country to [[14 Branchland Court]] in late September 2019, Chris rebuffed these efforts. Rehabilitation attempts over the following two months, at one point going even so far as mutual [[sweetheart|flirting]], could not ultimately repair their [[Heart Level|broken relationship]] enough to return to their former intimacy, and by the end of [[November 2019]] they rejected each other again. He has been however no less persistent for all of his idle efforts, and by end-[[March 2020]] had again got a toe in Chris's door, though his current plans remain unclear. <br /> <br /> ==Discovery and motivations==<br /> [[Image:Jacob Sockness CWC poster.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Sockness posing next to a Sonichu Through the Years poster sold by Chris.]]<br /> Jacob was discovered by chance by [[Kiwi Farms]] user [https://kiwifarms.net/members/neural.18444/ neural] while observing the [[weens|many]] [[A-log|users]] surrounding Chris's Twitter posts. Upon further investigation, it was revealed that he also had a Kiwi Farms account under the name [https://kiwifarms.net/members/jacob-js.26961/ Jacob JS]. It was in his profile page where he accidentally doxxed himself by linking to his &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Facebook Facebook] and Tumblr that revealed his personal information. As he exposed himself on the Farms, Sockness, like [[Michael Hirtes]], is considered to be a ''halal'' lolcow. <br /> <br /> Like many of Chris's orbiters, Sockness is a furry and lives in [[wikipedia:Section_8_%28housing%29|subsidised housing]] with a [[tugboat]]. He has a very low view of [[niggos|blacks]], describing them as 'beastly' and 'hyper sexual', believing that 'their race can only rape, because that is [their] way of reproduction in a natural setting.'&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob-sockness-michiro-hutaki-agian-siin-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/ Sockness's lolcow thread on Kiwi Farms]&lt;/ref&gt; Unlike the [[Idea Guys]], who would inject such themes into Chris's mind for their own amusement, Jacob seems to be genuine. Sockness also controls several sockpuppets to white-knight himself and converse with, while claiming them to be different people; like Chris's [[Disguises|similar past attempts]] to cover himself.<br /> <br /> Christorians could not discern the true motivations behind Sockness's behaviour. For a while, Jacob appeared to be the first [[TRUE and HONEST]] believer in [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the [[Dimensional Merge]] after Chris, setting him apart from the [[Jessica Quinn|various]] [[CWCProtectSquad|trolls]] professing to protect Chris and the [[Sarah and Steve|many]] [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler|previous]] [[Multidimensional White Knights|imitators]] of the [[Idea Guys]] pretending to belong to Chris's abortive [[Chris and his Ego|cult]]. Over the months, evidence would gradually come to light that indicated that his feelings were not in earnest. In [[November 2018]], Sockness admitted that he did not seriously believe in the [[Dimensional Merge]].&lt;ref&gt;[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhV7At8N4x4&amp;t=274s Interview with Sockness on YouTube, conducted 18 November 2018, released 29 October 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; When Chris allowed Jacob access to his Twitter account on 11 July 2019, he boasted about it on [[Reddit]], even claiming that his sexual attraction to Chris was a façade.&lt;ref&gt;[[:File:KinkAct.png|Sockness states his erotic desires for Chris are not genuine, 11 July 2019]]&lt;/ref&gt; On 21 September 2019, when a [[white knight|concerned onlooker]] tried to warn Chris that Sockness was tantamount to an autistic [[Idea Guy]], Sockness embraced the charges of manipulation, justifying his actions as protecting Chris from trolls.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-15-sockness-enabling-chriss-magi-chan-role-playing-luring-him-for-a-visit.59770/post-5361506 Dialogue between Sockness and onlooker]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> [[Image:SocknessExplainsHimself.PNG|250px|right]]<br /> <br /> == Early interactions with Chris==<br /> {{quote|The Sacred Shoes have samples of cat &amp; doggy DNA. Looking for the Treasures of Heaven, a single hair from Christine's head to put into an amulet of serious power to manifest one's dreams. This is a divine experience.|Sockness&lt;ref&gt;&lt;s&gt;https://twitter.com/darkseed2012/status/1107477177149251585&lt;/s&gt; Deleted&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Sockness has spent hundreds buying items from Chris's [[eBay]], notably buying his old shoes for worshipping purposes. Chris blocked him on &lt;span class=&quot;plainlinks&quot;&gt;[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter Twitter] on 31 January 2019. By 22 [[May 2019]], Jacob's YouTube channel was terminated, and his Twitter account disappeared. <br /> <br /> [[File:JacobBlockedLOL.png|thumb|left|200px|Jacob's reaction to Chris blocking his [[sockpuppet]].]]<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = I have the Sonishoes<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|AYIzRYW3uDc}}<br /> | Stardate = 16 March 2019<br /> | Maker = Jacob S<br /> | Subject = <br /> | Video Type = <br /> | Other Info = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Image:Followed.png|200px|right]]<br /> [[Image:KinkAct.png|200px|right]]<br /> Still, this would not be the end of Sockness's involvement with Chris; he would create a new Twitter account named Chris Kink. On 11 July 2019, while Chris was trying to raise funds for a hotel room at the 2019 [[BronyCon]], a troll SonichuMerch told Chris that Sockness might be interested in buying his bath water. Chris saw dollar signs and followed Sockness.<br /> <br /> {{quote|The Sonichu merch guy told Chris I was interested in the buying some bath water. The guy doesn't know I have no money to buy it due to issues with Social Security in May. Even if I had the money, Chris has to follow some exact rules to creating what I need from him. I need him to make and bless some holy water with his juices in it.|Sockness explains why Chris started following him.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cbmq7m/chris_is_following_sockness_on_twitter/ethqxsd/&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> After establishing direct communication with Chris, Sockness tweeted that he would open a vendor account on [[eBay]] for Chris, acting as warehouse, clearing-house and middleman. Chris responded with gratitude.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-14-chris-will-circumvent-his-ebay-seller-ban-by-teaming-up-with-sockness.58419/ Twitter 7/14 - Chris will circumvent his Ebay seller ban by teaming up with Sockness]&lt;/ref&gt; The next day, Chris re-tweeted a GoFundMe campaign by Sockness to raise $300, nominally as a ''shipping fund''.&lt;ref&gt;http://archive.fo/nkTcS&lt;/ref&gt; As of [[September 2019]], Sockness has failed to restore Chris's access to eBay, which would be prohibited at any rate, though he has continued to set up GoFundMe pages for [[Chris and money|Chris's incidental expenses]], as when [[Son-chu|his car]] broke down and needed a thousand dollars worth of repairs.&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2019 social media posts#Car is repaired but Chris needs cash (again)]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> [[File:JacobWhiteKnight.jpg|thumb|200px|left|White Knight Blue Heart, Sockness's primary Twitter identity while planning to travel to Chris's home.]]<br /> [[File:Sonichu14-2019draft-p15.jpg|thumb|200px|Jakoba in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]].]]<br /> <br /> Once Sockness had his foot in the door, he began talking about his alternate dimension fantasies, further enabling Chris.<br /> <br /> {{quote|Firstly, and mainly, I am not under Anyone’s Control. And second, I still support the Rokat and all the good peoples in Andromeda. I need to meditate further for more sound responses and thoughts. For now I will simply state that your research is valuable, indeed. Going silent.|Chris, addressing Sockness. He believes he is not under anyone's control while parroting Sockness's lore.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1154376923520352256&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> Chris featured Jakoba, an OC created by Sockness, in [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]. As Sockness put it: &quot;She drew Jakoba, from one of mine when her CPU pals wanted to see the Rokat&quot;.&lt;ref&gt;https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/cgybzh/chris_drawing_with_his_awkward_pen_grip_while/euxv3zz/&lt;/ref&gt; For most of summer 2019, the two would interact relatively little, though other [[weens]] would try to push them closer together.&lt;ref&gt;[[Sarah and Steve]]&lt;/ref&gt; In [[August 2019]], Chris, through his [[Magi-Chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, [[naïve]]ly dismissed Sockness's violent inclinations and approved the idea of him coming to visit.&lt;ref&gt;[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-Chan responds to Sockness' violent tendencies]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> == Subsequent interactions and Virginia trip ==<br /> On 7 [[September 2019]], Sockness released a [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|fabricated conversation]] between himself and [[Magi-Chan]] from [[May 2019]], in which he declared that he and Chris would need meet in person and marry for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to proceed. Though Chris affirmed thereafter that the counterfeit dialogue was [[TRUE and HONEST|trustworthy]] and [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for the funding to travel to California,&lt;ref&gt;https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sockness-manipulated-chris-with-threat-to-stop-the-merge-rping-as-magi-chan.60642/post-5298762&lt;/ref&gt; he changed tactics within a few days, stating on Twitter that Chris, [[Chris and reality|in Magi-Chan's body]], had arrived on the West Coast from &quot;behind the [[dimension]]al curtain&quot;,&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2019 social media posts#Longing for the Teen Troon Saga]]&lt;/ref&gt; while Chris's body was safely in [[Virginia]]. Nevertheless, Chris remained interested in Sockness coming to visit him at [[14 Branchland Court|home]].&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris]]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> [[File:BarneySatanism.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|The rift between Jacob and Chris continued to widen on 28 September 2019, when Chris refused to join in Sockness's worship of [[Wikipedia:Barney &amp; Friends|Barney]], whom Jacob believes to be Satan.]]<br /> [[File:Socknesstraininfo.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Sockness's ominously one-way train ticket, with dates blacked out. Astute Kiwis have calculated that Sockness should have arrived on Saturday evening (28 September 2019) in [[Charlottesville]] had he continued.]]<br /> As autumn 2019 began, months of casual on-line role-playing would come to a head: on 24 September, Sockness reported that he had bought train tickets to make the transcontinental trip to Chris.&lt;ref&gt;[https://archive.fo/vS8ac Sockness announces he has secured transport on Reddit]&lt;/ref&gt; He made clear that his intent was both [[Chris and sex|sexual]] and [[Chris and violence|violent]] on Reddit, comparing his plans for Chris's rear to Germany's devastation by Allied bombings during [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|the War]],&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.is/kGTRi Sockness: 'I'll just destroy her ass like carpeting bombing Germany in WWII. It'll be in flaming ruin.']&lt;/ref&gt; despite being physically incapable of such a feat.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5643632 Sockness reveals incapacity to rape Chris, 27 November 2019]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> However, only a day later, Chris posted a statement on Twitter along with a short audio clip, [[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness]], indicating his desire for Sockness to return home after Sockness had left for Virginia, and saying that somebody in Chicago would provide him with a return ticket.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/post-5384612 Chris declares Sockness's destiny is to go home, asks his followers to stop him in Chicago]&lt;/ref&gt; It seemed that Chris had a moment of clarity long enough to realise the magnitude of what was going to happen. He elaborated on his decisions a day later, including a statement from one of Jacob's imaginary gods, Michiro. In his statement, Chris cited [[Chris and health|his health]] as unconducive to having guests, and that Jacob had gone down the path of evil. Chris also said that he foresaw that he and Jacob would end up in a similar situation to how Chris and [[Cole Smithey]] are. On 26 September, Sockness admitted defeat, tweeting that his &quot;involvement with the Dimensional Merge has ended in failure&quot; and that he would delete his Twitter account upon returning home.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-9-26-chris-sees-red-flags-about-sockness-cancels-his-visit.61648/page-6#post-5384295 Sockness quits, tweet screenshot mirrored on Kiwi Farms]&lt;/ref&gt; Chris would confirm that Sockness had turned back the next day.&lt;ref&gt;[[September 2019 social media posts#Sockness is going home]]&lt;/ref&gt; In a [[honor roll|poorly thought out]] attempt to save face, Sockness would later claim that the train ticket was his own forgery, and that the entire Virginia trip a sham.&lt;ref name=hoax&gt;[[:File:SockHoax.jpg|Tweet by Sockness, 16 October 2019]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> == Failed romance ==<br /> [[File:Sockness managing Chris's Patreon.jpeg|thumb|200px|Sockness handling Chris's Patreon funding, as he did with eBay earlier in the year.]]<br /> Despite spending over $1,500 through the course of his failed bid for Chris's attention, Sockness remained determined to win his prize in the end, and managed to slither back into Chris's inner circle of orbiters despite his dangerous behaviour. He apologised for his [[Chris and anger|emotional outbursts]] to reconcile with Chris, and had indicated that he wishes to try visiting Chris again at some indeterminate future time, making sure to bring a mutual friend along with him.&lt;ref&gt;https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SocknessPlans.png&lt;/ref&gt; When Chris declared on 28 September his wish to attend BABSCon, a ''My Little Pony'' convention then scheduled for April 2020 just outside of San Francisco, Sockness consoled himself that he would see Chris in person after all.&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.is/j8eth Sockness's Twitter, archived 30 September 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; However, they would not converse again for over two weeks after this.<br /> [[File:TruePals.png|thumb|200px|left|Sarah and Steve declare themselves outright to favour Sockness with this original artwork.]]<br /> Halfway through October 2019, Sockness entered the picture again. On 12 October, Chris whined on Twitter about complaints from customers regarding the [[Patreon]] books they had not received.&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2019 social media posts#Chris orders the Shipfic cards, snaps at customers wanting books]]&lt;/ref&gt; Sockness, sensing an opportunity to regain access to Chris, discussed the matter with him, and then announced with his approval&lt;ref&gt;[[October 2019 social media posts#Good News to Patient Patrons (Patreon post)]]&lt;/ref&gt; that he would be taking over management of the Patreon's financing, ostensibly to help, in a similar move to his managing Chris's eBay several months earlier. Emboldened, Sockness proclaimed on 16 October that he would fly to Virginia sometime about [[Halloween]].&lt;ref name=hoax /&gt; He promptly resumed hitting on Chris over Twitter, with Chris playing into it: on 19 October, Sockness, commenting on a video clip of cosplayers kissing, said: &quot;How about it Love @CPU_CWCSonichu?&quot;, to which Chris answered, &quot;I’m not gonna cosplay as Deadpool or a Zombie, but we can kiss at the future time.&quot;&lt;ref name=cankiss&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1185683452282261505&lt;/ref&gt; Halloween 2019 came and went with no indication that Sockness had flown to Virginia as he said he would. <br /> <br /> Shifting tactics, Sockness determined to cordon Chris off from other social interactions, establishing himself as the only one Chris could trust. On 3 [[November 2019]] he managed to sour Chris's opinion of [[Null]].&lt;ref&gt;[[Null#Chris turns against Null]]&lt;/ref&gt; Later that week, Sockness allied with a newly returned [[Sarah and Steve]] in byzantine Twitter dialogues ''defending'' Chris against other enablers who sought to gain influence over him.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5562273 Peak autism, 8 November 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; Among his methods to suppress rivals, Sockness would harass MKRNightVee in direct messages.&lt;ref name=screech&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5646079 Merge table talk, 27 November 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; Further seeking to cut Chris off from other contacts, including those who [[Guard Dogs|genuinely mean him well]], Sockness created a list of various [[Kiwi Farms]] and [[Twitter]] users he deemed untrustworthy for criticising his bid for control.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5576554 Sockness's Black Book, 11 November 2019]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ===Friendzoning and second estrangement===<br /> {{quote|I was following the request of Magi-Chan to keep on with Jacob, yet my feelings for him have developed, during the months. As for the present, I had to cool the romance, because even I Knew the whole time it was not meant to be, and Jacob's usefulness had become compromised.|Chris explaining his reasons for involving himself with Sockness to a random [[ween]]&lt;ref name=aqua&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5653000 Chris blames Magi-Chan for Sockness, 30 November 2019]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> Pressuring Chris to abandon his other contacts ultimately backfired. Chris received the list itself lukewarmly: while he affirmed that he was in [[Love Quest|love]] with Sockness, he still maintained some reservations.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5574329 Chris endorses Sockness against MKR, 11 November 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; He challenged Sockness, noting that the list consisted mostly of Sockness's own enemies and asking whether he would be blacklisted also were he to turn on him.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-11-3-sockness-manipulating-chris-to-trust-only-him-chris-turns-against-null.62825/post-5578153 Chris's challenge for Sockness, 11 November 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; Sockness went on to defeat the various pretenders to his position without much fanfare, though in vain: Chris was repulsed by Sockness's professed associations with demons, and issued a statement on 28 November 2019 that he was not in a romantic relationship with him, and moreover that the Dimensional Merge would be endangered by such intimacy with him.&lt;ref&gt;[http://archive.is/FVISg Chris rejects Sockness's overtures, 28 November 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; His decision was applauded by other enablers, some of whom had become Jacob's targets. Nonetheless, Chris still counted Sockness as a friend, and thought of himself as protecting him against demons.&lt;ref name=screech /&gt;<br /> <br /> As had come to pass two months earlier, when Chris disrupted his journey to Virginia, Sockness responded to the word that he had been rejected with [[tard rage]]. He delivered an [[Chris and negotiation|ultimatum]] to Chris, threatening to revoke his tacit permission to use his fictional setting in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' and pursue him for [[Things Chris has ripped off|copyright infringement]] if he continued to use them, unless they got married.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/11-29-sockness-takes-his-ball-and-goes-home.63588/post-5650528 Sockness turns on Chris, 29 November 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; While Chris agreed [[Stress|apathetically]] no longer to use Jacob's demonic characters in his own works, he displayed in an autistic Parthian shot his usual [[honor roll|comprehension level]] of how [[Chris and copyright|intellectual property]] works: Chris's own experiences and memories of Jacob's [[dimensions|fictional universe]] were inviolable. Sockness remained adamant, sternly reiterating the [[Chris and the law|legal limits]] on what Chris could do [[Chris and money|financially]] with his characters in an endeavour to bring him back into his flabby arms. Holding firm, Chris stolidly divested himself of him by writing off their past business together as being at [[Magi-Chan]]'s request and describing Sockness as having outlived his usefulness.&lt;ref name=aqua /&gt; Neither would speak to each other again for over three weeks, and their friendship was dealt a hard blow.<br /> <br /> [[December 2019]] would see Chris's relations with Sockness continue to sour. Against Sockness's order not to use his fantasy world, Chris would release on 16 December 2019 a [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|trading card]] declaring that his final triumph over Jacob and his infernal horde was assured.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5727293 Chris commemorates his victory, 16 December 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; Later that month, Sockness sought to spark conflict between Chris and [[Other enablers#MKRNightVee|an enabler]], but Chris recognised and dismissed these as the fabrications they were.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5755364 Sockness denounced as forger, 22 December 2019]&lt;/ref&gt; Even Jacob's plan to confront Chris again at BABScon was derailed: the convention was cancelled in [[March 2020]] due to the risk of [[COVID-19]].&lt;ref&gt;[https://www.babscon.com/2020/ BABScon 2020 is cancelled due to SARS 2 outbreak, 18 March 2020].&lt;/ref&gt; Unlike the [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|deep scars]] left to the ''Sonichu'' canon by the Idea Guys, Sockness's contributions, if not rejected outright, seemed to have been turned on their head and made impotent to warp Chris's thought any more than it [[Chris and reality|already is]]. For once, it appeared that Chris had actually managed to evade one of his malicious orbiters.<br /> <br /> &lt;!--- == Third trolling cycle == --&gt; &lt;!--- Only uncomment this if this develops into something more, and there is enough material for at least two paragraphs. --&gt;<br /> Any newfound optimism onlookers might have found in Chris's ability to discern his [[enablers]]' true intent turned out to be misguided. Through early [[2020]], Chris had fallen further into [[Mysticism|occult]] practises. On 31 [[March 2020]], Chris built a pagan altar in his bedroom according to instructions found in one of Sockness's books.&lt;ref&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6224799 Chris's altar, 31 March 2020]&lt;/ref&gt;&lt;ref&gt;[https://twitter.com/JSockess/status/1245166234393444352 Sockness affirms the altar is after his model]&lt;/ref&gt; Soon thereafter, on 6 [[April 2020]], Chris followed Jacob again on [[Twitter]].&lt;ref name=return&gt;[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-6251631 Sockness returns to Chris's interest, 6 April 2020]&lt;/ref&gt; What precisely Sockness is doing is unknown: he restricted public access to his Twitter account on 19 April.&lt;ref&gt;[https://archive.li/V2QxB Sockness's restricted profile, 19 April 2020]&lt;/ref&gt; <br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;!--- == Liquid Jacob == --&gt; &lt;!--- Only uncomment this if this develops into something more, and there is enough material for at least two paragraphs. --&gt;<br /> &lt;!---Mirroring his behaviour on the Kiwi Farms, Sockness suddenly emerged on the CWCki on 27 [[June 2020]], and tried to carry out revisionism on this very article, attempting to downplay the more sickening aspects of his interactions with Chris by blanking great swathes of it and modifying other sections - [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|sounds pretty familiar, doesn’t it?]]--&gt;<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Reemergence==<br /> {{incomplete}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|No. At least, not yet.|Chris, 15 July 2020, to a fan asking whether he and Sockness are dating.&lt;ref&gt;https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1282966598911815680&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> Though Sockness had managed to make a reappearance in early 2020 and had attempted to get his foot in the door, it wasn't until Summer 2020 when Chris finally started humouring him in public again. Even so, Chris became increasingly dissatisfied with some of Sockness's behaviour, openly rebuking him over [[Twitter]].<br /> <br /> {{Quote|Therefore, all of your information is false, and, once again, you can shut the hell up about this bull shit. End of discussion. ⚡⚡⚡|&lt;s&gt;Chris&lt;/s&gt; Sonichu, rebuking Sockness over Twitter over his creepy behaviour and attempts at manipulation.&lt;ref&gt;[[July 2020 social media posts#Jacob sex obsessions]]&lt;/ref&gt;}}<br /> <br /> As a result of Sockness's secretive behaviour, much of what he has done with regards to attempting to get his foot back in the door with Chris can only be ascertained from Chris's comments and retweets on Sockness's posts; in early July 2020, Chris rebuked Sockness while [[Spirit possession|playing as]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for his creepy behaviour, and then told him in no uncertain terms to 'shut the hell up' when Sockness attempted to trick him into believing he had a 10 year old illegitimate son, born from his fling with prostitute [[Mia Hamm]]. Even though Chris remained under Sockness's thrall, still believing other enabler-forced events to be true in the same breath, it was clear that once again, he managed to discern reality from fiction for just long enough to shoot down Sockness's misbehaviour, if only for a few moments.<br /> <br /> It remains to be seen what Sockness's next autistic machinations will be.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[Kidasuna]]<br /> *[[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan]]<br /> *[[Robert Simmons V]]<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{fantasies}}<br /> {{Love quest}}<br /> {{Sweethearts}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{Trolls}}<br /> [[Category:People]]</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=11042009_51_50&diff=232998 11042009 51 50 2019-07-27T00:34:15Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>'''51 50''' (full name '''11042009 51 50''') is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 5 [[November 2009]], in which he claims to perform 51 [[Wikipedia:Biceps curl|biceps curls]], using two 50-pound (23&amp;nbsp;kg) boxes of lemonade. But, of course, that is [[Honor roll|incorrect]] – the 12-pack of soda actually weighed about 10&amp;nbsp;lb (4.5&amp;nbsp;kg).&lt;ref&gt;Based on Chris's description of it as containing 4.26 L of juice, plus a little more for the packaging.&lt;/ref&gt; Note that the [[JERKS|average man]] can lift about 35&amp;nbsp;lb (16&amp;nbsp;kg) in a 1-arm biceps curl,&lt;ref&gt;[http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview/id/584162.html]&lt;/ref&gt; meaning that Chris is less than a third of a man. Regardless, curling a TRUE and HONEST 50-pound weight for 50 reps without stopping would mean Chris's one rep max lift for the exercise is 133lbs, a feat, while physically possible, only achieved by bodybuilders and powerlifters with years of training and intensive usage of performance-enhancing drugs.<br /> <br /> <br /> Once more, Chris uses improvised &quot;dumbbells&quot; to display [[I AM STRONG|his strength]]. Any intelligent person could buy a decent set of weights for $20 or less at their local [[Target]] (which might not be such a good idea for Chris, since he'd probably injure himself actually trying to lift 50 pounds – especially if he turns his spine while lifting them like he does here). Of course, Chris isn't about to waste his [[monthly tugboat]] on something that could actually improve his life or health in any real way. It should be noted that his technique is horrible and lacking a full range of muscle movement, taking away most of the strain from the arms and rendering the exercise useless – and yet, around halfway into the video, Chris's [[Obesity|profuse sweating]] still manages to make a return in a big way, and in typical CWC fashion, one of the 12-packs break and spill its contents on the floor.<br /> <br /> Incidentally, &quot;5150&quot; also refers to an [[Wikipedia:5150 (involuntary psychiatric hold)|involuntary psychiatric hold]] in California. Chris also notably uploaded and talked about this video at the start of the [[Father Call]].<br /> <br /> Chris later attempted another set of [[One-Hundred|biceps curls]] [[April 2018|nearly a decade later]], this time using actual dumbbells. To put it bluntly, he didn't exactly improve on his skills.<br /> <br /> == Video ==<br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = 11042009 51 50<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|Ynemk-Wy1-I}}<br /> | stardate = 5 [[November 2009]]<br /> | subject = {{Power|text}}<br /> | shirt = {{ParappaShirt|text}}<br /> | previous = [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|Rescuing Kacey From &lt;br/&gt;Christian W Chandler]]<br /> | next = [[No More Jokes]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{quote|What a workout!}}<br /> <br /> === Transcript ===<br /> [''Video seems to start in mid-sentence, Chris is holding a 12-pack of [[Wikipedia:Minute Maid|Minute Maid]] lemonade cans on his knee''] 12-pack. [''knocks carton twice''] All the cans are in there. [''turns the carton so he can read the content information''] 4.26 liters total. Estimated weight [''hefts box with his right hand, needing his left hand to support it as he does so''] unngh, I'd say over 50 pounds a thing.<br /> <br /> [''fumbles with the carton as he switches it to his left hand and holds it to his side, then uses his right hand to grab a second 12-pack of lemonade''] So now, watch this, aight? [''begins doing curls with the two 12-packs, counting reps for each arm aloud.'']<br /> <br /> '''Reps 1 through 3:''' Chris's posture is slouched forward as he lifts the cartons to shoulder height. He sways a bit from side to side with each rep.<br /> <br /> '''Reps 4 through 6:''' Chris is already having difficulty lifting the cartons. He starts straining his eyes and his head rocks from side to side more.<br /> <br /> '''Reps 7 and 8:''' Chris suddenly winces and arches backward as he lifts rep 7, his terrible posture forcing obvious pain upon him. He grimaces through these reps.<br /> <br /> '''Reps 9 through 11:''' He relaxes here, but he starts rocking his torso back and forth with the reps, as his arms alone are not able to pull the weight unassisted.<br /> <br /> '''Reps 12 and 13:''' His swaying torso is no longer enough for these massive weights, so he starts kicking his legs a bit to help out.<br /> <br /> '''Reps 14 through 17:''' Chris stops kicking his legs, but continues to rock back and forth.<br /> <br /> '''Rep 18:''' Miscounts number 18 for his right arm as 19, but catches his mistake by counting his left arm as 19 twice.<br /> <br /> '''Reps 20 through 31:''' Still rocking side to side and back and forth as he lifts, occasionally using his legs for assistance.<br /> <br /> '''Reps 31 through 35:''' Chris's torso movement is now much more pronounced, flopping in all directions. Though his voice remains steady, his contorted face says he really hopes this will end soon.<br /> <br /> '''Rep 36:''' He twists the carton in his right hand as he brings it up instead of keeping it straight, compromising the carton's structural integrity.<br /> <br /> '''Rep 37:''' The inevitable happens. Chris twists the right side carton again as he lifts it and this time the carton rips and falls to his lap. He turns the box around and grips it by the other side of the hole he had been gripping it by.<br /> <br /> '''Reps 38 through 44:''' Rep 38 goes smoother as he had a chance to rest while fumbling with the broken carton, but starting with rep 39, Chris is absolutely straining to bring the right side carton up to his shoulder. He twists his neck to his left each time he does so and scrunches his face tightly. On 40, two cans fall out of the damaged box. He puts them back in and then starts on 41 for his right arm forgetting to do rep 40 for his left.<br /> <br /> '''Reps 45 through 49:''' On 45, Chris twists his entire body to the left to bring the right-side carton up. This flies in the face of pretty much anyone's estimate of [[mass debating|which of his arms would be stronger]]. His following reps are a bit more relaxed, but he's still struggling mightily, especially with the right-side carton.<br /> <br /> '''Rep 49:''' Another can falls out of the damaged box. Chris catches it on his lap and puts it back in the box.<br /> <br /> And that's not me. I am unstoppable.<br /> <br /> '''Rep 50:''' Chris resumes where he left off, reaching 50, which he pronounces to be &quot;The Big Five-Oh&quot;.<br /> <br /> And to get around in the business sense, [''lifts his right box high over his head''] 51! [''repeats action with his left''] And 50...'''1!''' [''sticks tongue out obscenely''] Whaaaa! [''places boxes on the ground''] What a workout!<br /> <br /> [''Chris's face is completely drenched with sweat; he flashes a double thumbs-up, then flexes''] I'm strong '''NNNNGH'''! [''approaches camera''] So ther--[''video ends mid-word.'']<br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = CWC Fighter - Chris-chan vs. Soda Pop<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|VG0mXcdizgw}}<br /> | stardate = 5 [[November 2009]]<br /> | maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ashlink ashlink]<br /> | subject = 11042009 51 50<br /> | type = (VGM) Remix<br /> | info = }}<br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> <br /> {{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler]]|nextlink=[[No More Jokes]]|}}<br /> {{Power videos}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]<br /> [[Category:Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-05]]</div> Dormiebasne https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Dormiebasne&diff=169394 User:Dormiebasne 2014-02-15T04:43:43Z <p>Dormiebasne: </p> <hr /> <div>Name means &quot;Were you sleeping?&quot; in Latin.<br /> <br /> Back after about a five year absence. Interesting that I was able to recuperate my old account.</div> Dormiebasne