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Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog

2014-12-04T22:49:47Z

Double Nega: /* Sonic Boom and Sonichu */ new section

==To do==
*compare official Sonic image with Chris's shitty version
*appearances by Sonic in the comic
*his role in becoming Sonichu
*his role in the CWC universe

whoa, nod flenders effect. all i can see is wrong, miscolored sonichu. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 07:23, 3 July 2009 (CEST)

==the full summary of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Sonic_The_Hedgehog&diff=34262&oldid=34257 my edit]==
Just for anyone who's wondering.

''I'm quite certain the "teachings" from Sonic were from AOSTH (the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon Chris watched); at the end of each episode a segment before the credits called "Sonic Says" (or "Sonic Sez" if you're a horrible speller like Tails) would appear, with Sonic teaching kids moral lessons somewhat related or not related at all to the episode the kids watched. It's possible, [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|as Chrissy entered a contest related to the "Sonic Says" segments and randomly won (which triggered all the shit that happening now to him).]]''

so yeah --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 10:40, 18 October 2009 (CEST)

== SEGA redirects here ==

Does it warrant it's own article? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:46, 26 October 2009 (CET)

== Added Nostalgia Critic link ==

* I think it's a pretty good crash course in the shows for people who never gave a shit about Sonic as a kid and still don't today. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 21:10, 25 November 2009 (CET)

==More interested in furry aspects==

It has always come off to me that, while he likes the old-school Sonic games, he more enjoyed the cartoons in the 90s and the later games because they're filled to the brim with furry crap. That's just been my observation. [[User:IMB706|IMB706]] 13:35, 8 December 2009 (CET)

== The Archie Comics ==

Chris has mentioned the Archie Sonic comics a few times in mailbags and other places, and I've noticed there are elements in his stories and comic structure reminiscent of the Archie comics. Think there's enough info to warrant a section or even a page on the Archie Sonic comics? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 23:40, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
*Agreed. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]
*I started it off, but I leave it to people with more time to flesh it out. i'll provide whatever information I can think of. Firstly I think Mary Lee Walsh's design may have been inspired by the Iron Queen.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 02:20, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
**Here's another one: In StH #50 Julian (SatAM) Robotnik was killed by his own weapon, the Ultimate Annihilator. He was later replaced by another version of himself from an alternate timeline. This version would then go on to become the main antagonist for the book, Dr. Eggman. Could Chris have possibly used this "alternate doppelganger" plot device to fuel his "Two Marys" theory? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]
***I doubt the Iron Queen theory floats. Remember, the Iron Queen was just a one-shot villain that appeared after the original Robotnik was killed off in the comics (I think it was issue 60). She didn't get her chance to shine until just recently when writer Ian Flynn resurrected the character and made her an actual threat. I could, though, buy the two Marys deal. The character Naistirch, though, may be analog to Evil Sonic/Scourge the Hedgehog--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:24, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
****Ah, yeah you're right. It's most likely just coincidence. IQ showed up in 1998, which was a few years before the MLW saga. Though its possible that Chris might have had a strange attachment to the character. Until he tells us otherwise, then it is very unlikely. I've been trying to mailbag him about the comic, but the sysop doesn't seem interested in those emails. Maybe we can send more emails to him?[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 12:32, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

It's not really fair to be calling the Archie series bad. The only time it was truly Sonichu levels of horrible was during Ken Penders/Karl Bollers run. After they were fired in 2006, the comic became a fun, kid-friendly, and enjoyable read for all ages. Much of the furry drama was removed and it became a fun read. I tried to edit the article to reflect that a bit.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 07:38, 17 May 2011 (PDT)
:If you could find a way to do it in fewer words, that would be nice. Thing is, right now there's a caption half the size of the associated image and it looks hideous. I don't know exactly why it matters that it got better, but if you really want it there it needs to be smaller. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 08:00, 17 May 2011 (PDT)
The role of the CWCki is to chronicle and sometimes point out the faults of Chris, not to review comics Chris didn't create. I'm going to remove a few words that knock the Sonic comic. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 09:13, 24 November 2011 (PST)

== Sonic the Pickle ==

[http://www.destructoid.com/sonic-the-polish-pickle-164889.phtml]

I'm sure we can use this to some extent?[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 02:31, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
* It would be funny, but seeing no one has replied yet... yeah. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 15:47, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sonic Contest ==

http://www.sonicthehedgehog4.com/contest/

Do you think Chris will enter?

== Hey ==

Does anyone think that we should do a section on what the sonic fanbase thinks of Chris? [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 6:36 3 July 2010
* You mean like the one on the [[Autism]] page? --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 15:47, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, well the Sonic fanbase is already a laughing stock, there has to be a few butthurt sonic fanboys due to Chris's presence [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 5:32, 4 July 2010

== Contradictions ==

Just thought I'd point out that Chris claims Sonic was his hero since 1990, but then a user suggests that Chris probably learnt about Sonic from the cartoon which wasn't aired until 1993; why would Chris lie about when he heard about Sonic?

--[[User:Gustofwind|Gustofwind]] 21:03, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Knuckles? ==

Even though he doesnt really make an apperence in the comic, he is an obvious inspiration of punchy. He is also mentioned in Chris's Nintendo Power book he made. Do you think it would be a good idea to add a little about Knuckles in this page too? If so I would be glad to add it in. Just an idea... --[[User:Cupcake299|Cupcake299]] 11:38, 8 August 2011 (PDT)

== Sonic's Size ==
Length: 5'4"
I find this very hard to believe. He looks like 4'8" tops in most of the media I've seen and a bit shorter in the older games and cartoons. Where did this stat come from?
* I think it's based on the Sonichu comics rather than the actual games. Also, please sign your post with 4 tildes (~) [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 08:05, 11 September 2014 (UTC)

== Is Chris serious? ==
I don't mean to be an [[A-Logging|A-Logger]], but is Chris serious? He cannot be serious. He is getting ticked over over '''arm color changes''', in a game/TV show/franchise that's not even canon. Not to mention, he is sending [[death threats]] to a company that's most likely not going to listen to him whine about what he believes is a change worse than Hitler killing innocent [[Michael Snyder|Jews]]. --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 19:56, 3 October 2014 (UTC)

*Most likely serious, and plus the Sonic fanbase is also riled up about this. Also, please use talk pages for improvements of articles rather than as forums. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:09, 11 October 2014 (UTC)

1. Even the fanbase is getting worked over arm color changes? Of course, given that ''Sonic'''s fanbase is among the most notoriously unpleaseable, I probably shouldn't be surprised.
2. Oops. --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 11:58, 11 October 2014 (UTC)

*Seems like we've become privy to yet another of Chris' hot buttons, like, Rosechu with a penis. I'd imagine that if Sonichu was still going on as well, he could be easily trolled just by making Sonichu's arms yellow in fan art or something. Kinda late for that to have any effect now though.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 23:59, 16 November 2014 (UTC)

== Sonic Boom and Sonichu ==

Last week's Sonic Boom had a bit of dialogue that seems to make reference to Sonichu. In it Sonic receives a burger from a fast food restaurant and the worker says it had extra pickles. Sonic responded by saying he ordered "no pickles."

Sonic the Hedgehog

2013-07-14T23:13:15Z

Double Nega: /* Plagiarism */

{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref>}}
[[File:ClassicSonic.png|thumb|150px|Chris's current hero.]]

'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a fictional character that was created by [[Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing Alex Kidd), as well as to compete against Nintendo's Super Mario. He is also one of the primary characters from which the beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.

Chris claims that Sonic has been his "life long hero"<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&feature=player_embedded#!</ref> since June [[1990]][''sic'']<ref>''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.</ref>, replacing [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|The American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Chris's transformation into a [[Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl]] (circa [[March 2011]]<ref>Chris changed his PSN quote to [[:File:I am tomgirl.jpg|"I am Tomgirl"]] on 30 March 2011, meaning that he did not became a transvestite in any latter date.</ref>) has not diminished his loyalty to Sonic, as can be seen in his [[Facebook#Sega Mascot Contest|29 April 2013 Facebook note]].

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]]. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]</ref>

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as "Uncle Sonic".

===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Master System|Sega Master System]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named "Prowerlo Sonichu") has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]] and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the Sonichu universe.
[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]
Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named "[[Prower]]". Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that "I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend."<ref>[[Mailbag_21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]</ref> He later claims that he "did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic."<ref>[[Mailbag_38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]</ref>
Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. Tails also gets a mention in "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.

[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities([[Chris_and_writing#Characterization|or lack thereof]], in the case of Wild.),Wild does states in [[Sonichu 3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.

== Amy Rose ==
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''[[Sonic]]'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].

[[Image:Chrischan_traced.jpg|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]

While Sonichu is essentially a recolor of Sonic with a Pikachu tail shoved up his ass, Rosechu is a much more direct rip-off. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly.

{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose2.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]

As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is not reciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a "modern girl", which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|face-raping people]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|amateur pornography]].

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]

As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].

== Shadow the Hedgehog ==
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. Quickly becoming a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to "create" another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]...

Unlike [[Rosechu]], who is virtually identical to Amy in every relevant respect, [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is supposed to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.

While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of [[Sonichu]] instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.

Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]].

==Comics==
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]

Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world. The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, America.

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles", for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled "Sonichu 25 Years Later," takes its name from a 2004 arc called "Mobius 25 Years Later." Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]</ref> If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]</ref> The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]

==Plagiarism==
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[copyright]] infringement. Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.

Though, since Ken Penders, former writer of the Archie Comics, can claim copyright on his Knuckles Ripoffs, then there's hope for Chris yet.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Modern-classic.png|Sonic with his 90's counterpart.
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28.
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[28 October 2011|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]
* [[Chris and copyright]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Stubs|Sonic the Hedgehog]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys band members]]

Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc

2012-02-05T21:23:06Z

Double Nega: /* Background */

{{quote|I look like you wanna look, I [[Homos|fuck like you wanna fuck]] [...] I am free in all the ways that you are not.|<s>Reldnahc</s> [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes Not really Reldnahc], but sums up Chris's motives for creating him}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:082-ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 24 February [[Sonichu chronology#1982|1982]] (in universe)
24 March 2005 (IRL)
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Species'''
| Human (can transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Occupation'''
| Heir to [[Team Rocket]]
|-
| '''Transforms into'''
| Reldnahc Ha-Taque
|-
|}
'''Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc''' (pronounced {{IPA|[ɹɛldnæk ˈnɑtsoː ˈneɪtsɚk]}}<ref>[[Sonichu 7 Official Videobook]]</ref>, "relld-nack not-so nate-sirk"), formerly '''Naitsirhc Rodriguez''',<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Slaweel_and_Graduon_Entraps_Crystal.2FNaitsirch_Transforms</ref> is the "evil twin" of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] (despite being unrelated). He was originally introduced as a member of [[Team Rocket]] and the creator of [[Blake|Black Sonichu]], but the mystical powers unleashed by Christian's discovery of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] revealed to him his true nature and his ability to transform into Reldnahc Ha-Taque. To this day, he is still straighter than [[Chris]].

Since discovering that he is the opposite number of Christian, Reldnahc has embraced anything that is anathema to the Mayor of [[CWCville]]. Most notably in this regard, Reldnahc is the only openly gay character in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' (Fun fact: Chris lets Reldnahc point out that they differ because of his openness, not his [[homo]]sexuality).<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Episode_14#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22</ref>

Being Chris's exact opposite, one might be forgiven for assuming this means Reldnahc is [[List of Chris's lies|truthful]], [[Chris and his Ego|humble]], [[Stress|industrious]], [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|continent]], [[Obesity|athletic]], [[Chris and health|hygienic]], [[For Julie's Eyes Only|prudent]], [[Chris and money|frugal]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|chivalrous]], [[Virgin with rage|experienced]], [[Chris and art|talented]], [[Monthly tugboat|self-sufficient]], [[Things Chris has ripped off|innovative]], [[Chris and anger|even-tempered]] and straight. Sadly, this proves not to be the case.

==Background==
[[Image:135-LoveSearchBookCover.jpg|thumb|With everything else on his plate, he still found time to write a self-help book. This man TRULY IS the diametric opposite of [[CWC]].]]
{{quote|As a member of Team Rocket, and son of [[Giovanni]], he has caught, or stolen, all rare [[Pokemon]]. He yerns [''sic''] to catch [[Sonichu]].|Naitsirhc ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' [[:Image:382-ACNaitsirhcBck.jpg|card]]}}
Although little is known about how Christian developed the character, it can be assumed that the idea of spelling his own name in reverse for the name of a villain immediately appealed to his [[Chris and his ego|colossal narcissism]]. Reldnahc debuted in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as the son/lackey of [[Team Rocket]] boss [[Giovanni]], belying his greater significance to the ''Sonichu'' canon. However, Chris appears to have always colored the character's eyes red and orange (in contrast to his own green and blue eyes, the former two being the opposite of the latter two on the color wheel), foreshadowing his later role as Chris's dark reflection. It should be noted that Silver, the rival character of Pokemon Gold and Silver also has red hair and is Giovanni's son.

Much as [[Sister|Crystal]] represents how Christian's inner speculation about what he'd be like if he were female, Reldnahc clearly represents what Chris thinks he would happen if he surrendered himself to the temptations of sexual deviancy. Chief among these temptations is, of course, [[homosexuality]], but also of note is Reldnahc's penchant for partial [[nudes|nudity]] (''"Put a shirt on!"''), torn jeans, unusual body piercings, and willingness to ejaculate wherever he pleases. According to Chris, Reldnahc's costume in [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] is based on that of [[Wikipedia:List_of_Excel_Saga_characters#Key|Key]], a [[Wikipedia:Bishōnen|''bishōnen'']] [[Wikipedia:J-rock|J-rock]] star in ''[[Excel Saga]]'', whose sexuality unnerved Chris.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref>

{{quote|I'm straight, he's a homo.|[[Mumble 11]]}}

==Fictional biography==
[[File:RG.PNG|thumb|In Reldnahc's first appearance, he isn't quite such a [[homo]].]]
Acting on behalf of [[Wikipedia:Team Rocket|Team Rocket]], Naitsirhc Giovanni first menaced CWCville shortly after [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] first evolved from a [[Pikachu]]. While Sonichu and Rosechu were shopping at [[CWCville Mall]], Naitsirhc unleashed a [[Pokémon#Zapdos|Zapdos]] to abduct [[Rosechu]] as bait to capture Sonichu. Provoked into action, Sonichu quickly confused and overpowered the Zapdos with his Double Team attack, and forced Naitsirhc to withdraw. Naitsirhc vowed he would capture Sonichu someday.

Naitsirhc did not come away empty-handed. The tissue samples and surveillance photos he obtained were used by his adoptive father, [[Giovanni]], to convince [[Robotnik]] to form an alliance. Together, Robotnik and [[Team Rocket]] aspired to create a clone of Sonichu. However, Team Rocket researcher [[Bill the Scientist]] accidentally spilled cherry cola onto Sonichu's DNA sample, creating unexpected side effects in the clone. Naitsirhc was the first to notice the clone's [[niggo|darker complexion]], and named the new creature "[[Black Sonichu]]". Direct authority over the clone was assigned to Naitsirhc, who asserted himself as Blachu's master and coordinated field missions for the shadowy [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

Naitsirhc first sent Black Sonichu to kidnap Rosechu, again using the girl as bait for Sonichu, which might well have succeeded if not for [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In his second outing, Blachu was ordered by Naitsirhc to obtain the [[Legendary Master Sunstone]] from [[Flame the Sunbird]], another mission resulting only in failure.

Naitsirhc's subsequent activities would remain unclear until the day [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]] invaded [[CWCville]] with their army of [[Jerkops]]. During this battle, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] was pulled into Graduon's [[Dark Mirror Hole]], triggering a part of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]:

{{quote|When the original medal is submerged in darkness, the dark medal will appear, and he who's [''sic''] name is reverse, will transform into the ultimate dark being.}}

At the same moment in Viridian City, Naitsirhc was suddenly able to hear Christian's thoughts, and a Black Sonichu version of Christian's [[medallion]] materialized on his chest. By the time Black Sonichu discovered his master's condition, he had completely transformed into the foretold ultimate dark being: a green Sonic recolor in a codpiece. Naitsirhc now desired to rule the world and kill Christian using the seven [[Sonichu Balls]]. According to Black Sonichu, Naitsirhc began acting rudely to Giovanni and insulting Blachu at every opportunity. Most diabolically, Naitsirhc soiled Black Sonichu's rocket boots with whipped cream (originally [[semen|some creamy stuff]]). That's some ultimate dark being.
[[Image:083-ReldnahcHeTaque.jpg|thumb|Reldnahc Ha-Taque]]
[[Image:Queef.jpg|thumb|left|Naitsirhc launches his Special Mangina Attack.]]
Naitsirhc, now styling himself as "Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc", now possessed the same abilities as Christian, including the power to transform into an Electric Hedgehog Furfag form, '''Reldnahc Ha-Taque''' (by invoking the words "Dark [[Wikipedia:Shocker (hand gesture)|Shocker]] Power"), and the ability to fire the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]'s evil twin, the ''Quee-fee-mae-mo-bo-bo''<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_88 Issue 9 Page 88]</ref>, whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. While Christian and his allies were discussing the need to obtain the Sonichu Balls to rescue [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], Black Sonichu and Reldnahc broke into a jewelry store at the [[CWCville Mall]] to steal one of the precious Balls. In their respective hedgehog forms, Chris and Reldnahc fought a lengthy, strenuous battle at high-speed, culminating at [[Manchester High School]], where the unexpected return of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] saved Christian from certain doom. A blow to the head from Bionic's basketball knocked Reldnahc against the gymnasium bleachers, leaving him in a coma for ten weeks. Upon recovering, Reldnahc swore revenge against Bionic.

Naitsirhc was next seen attending a conference of the enemies of Christian Chandler, held to discuss plans following Christian's disappearance in the [[Time Void|time void]]. He was among a group of evil Electric Hedgehogs that terrorized the city, along with [[Silvana]] and [[Wes_Iseli#Wes-Li_Sonichu|Wes-Li]]. During a confrontation with Bionic, he attempted to get his revenge with an [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|embarrassment curse]], but Bionic was somehow able to grab the ethereal energy like a basketball and throw it back, causing Naitsirhc to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit his pants]]. He retreated in embarrassment, vowing vengeance again. For whatever reason, Chris is really playing up Bionic as a rival to Naitsirhc; if he's put any thought into this at all, it might be because [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] ends with Chris writing himself out of the comic, supposedly forever. Although he's back in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], with an even bigger [[Chris and his ego|plot significance]] than ever before.

Toward the end of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], Reldnahc is injected with the gay vaccine and, since apparently one can only access the Anchuent powers by being homo, robbed of his ability to turn into Reldnahc Ha-Taque. Assuming this has driven the evil from Reldnahc, Chris has him warped away to [[Kel]], where he shall never be seen again, and the two can fall in (STRAIGHT!) love. Which is totally just that easy to predict.

==References==
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==See also==
{{Fan art|chris=Naitsirhc}}
*[[Liquid Chris]], Chris's real-life doppelganger
*[[Homos]]
*[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]], his [[Homo|gayer]] counterpart.
*[[Giovanni]]
*[[Blake]]

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==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/ReldnahcNNaitsirhc Naitsirhc's YouTube]

Talk:Medallions

2012-02-05T21:17:32Z

Double Nega: /* The Sonic Comic */

==To do==
Find out exactly how Chris makes the medallions. I believe in a Mumble chat he explained how he uses Elmer's Glue to coat it, and uses regular paint to brighten the colors, but finding what exactly he uses would be great as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:27, 26 September 2009 (CEST)

== "Top to bottom: The Good, the Bad, the Ugly." ==

Uh, what? --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 01:03, 14 November 2009 (CET)
:I'm guessing it's because center is a HEX BAWX controller, which Chris hates, hence "bad". [[User:Xentrilus|xontrolos]] 01:43, 14 November 2009 (CET)
::Also it's bright pink. I mean for fuck's sake why? [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 15:56, 21 November 2009 (CET)

== Where are they now? ==

incase anyone was wondering --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 23:25, 1 December 2009 (CET)

From youtube:

{{quote|BTW, did you destroy ALL Chris-Chan's medallions? If so, I'd gladly buy one from you.|[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]}}

{{quote|No, they aren't all destroyed. As of now, Fake Sonichu is going to GV from ED, destroyed sonichu is going to a Gentlemen that requested it, the letter and jiggiami or what ever are going to a fine Gentlemen from CWCki, Rosechu is being saved for the return of Blanca, and Blake shall remain mine until I return to Germany to tear it apart and leave the pieces in Nuremberg|Ickeriss69}}
*Could you please add all this info to the article? It's interesting --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 23:38, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:*idk its not really all that relevant at this point. I just cuntpasted Ickeriss's convo with Ed here so you guys would have a rough idea as to the fate of the medallions of fail. I'm the individual recieving the Jiggliami medallion and Blanca letter btw. I'll post pics when these two troll relics arrive. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 14:25, 3 December 2009 (CET)
:: *I'd like to add that I got the jiggliami medallion and Chris's letter to Blanca in the mail today. Here's the pics as proof --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 23:02, 9 December 2009 (CET)
::Return of Blanca? I thought Rosechu was going to Nurse Icky-chan. Really, she should go to the guy pretending to be Chrissy's gay lover at the moment.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:33, 10 December 2009 (CET)
:::Ickeriss was indeed referring to Icky-chan when he mentioned the "return of Blanca", her being the "female" component of Blanca & all. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 07:47, 11 December 2009 (CET)

<gallery>
Image:medallionbox1.jpg|The Ark of the Covenant
Image:medallionbox2.jpg|The Ark, again.
Image:medallionandletter.jpg|The Jiggliami medallion and the letter to Blanca
Image:letter1.jpg|The ancient text, Chris's letter to [[Blanca]].
Image:letter2.jpg|Closeup part 1
Image:letter3.jpg|Closeup part 2
</gallery>

* Thoughts going through Chris's head: "Gee, I can't believe I'm sending a package to Blanca's Grandmother and Aunt. Now to put 'Testicules' as the sender. This is ''not at all'' unusual." Or was that part of the Cunning Pickle-Trick Plan, too? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 00:15, 10 December 2009 (CET)
:*No, I think that was the pic sent to Anon after he requested the medallion, not from Chris himself. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:55, 11 December 2009 (CET)
::*ja, that is indeed the case. Though from what I recall, I had first approached Ickeriss regarding a semi-unrelated matter and the subject of the medallions just happened to come up and, well, here we are now. --[[User:Anonymous|Anonymous]] 08:52, 11 December 2009 (CET)

==Asperchu Medallion==

<s>Wait, it says in the article that Alec made the Asperchu medallion, but the pic states that Chris made it, anybody know which it is? </s>[[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 22:17, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
*DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!!! The picture in question, is a picture of the back of the Jiggliami medallion. My bad [[User:Magic8Ball|Magic8Ball]] 22:21, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

== Autistic video ==

I have it and will re-upload it to a sock account soon. It got flagged and taken down because Ickypoo is a [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ickeriss69 gigantic faggot] who ironically, is pretty similar to Chris. --[[User:VanKrause|VanKrause]] 01:22, 13 October 2010 (PDT)

== Would this video be appropriate to put in this article? ==
I saw this on the ED page for Ickeriss69 showing exactly which medallions were obtained by him. Would it be alright to put this into the main article? I think it'll work since it shows all the medallions that were obtained by Bianca. [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 18:39, 1 April 2011 (PDT)
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:I don't have a problem with putting it in, really. I guess the only complaint someone could have is that there are already screencaps of the medallions on the page, but I don't think having the video as well really affects anything. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:48, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

== The Sonic Comic ==

Being a reader of Archie Sonic, I have to let you guys know that image is from Fleetway's "Sonic the Comic." It's obvious that he reads Archie's "Sonic the Hedgehog", but some autistic kid in virginia knowing about a British comic's existence in the 90s? I find that hard to believe.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 15:23, 2 February 2012 (PST)

: I removed that segment. There's nothing in the history of trolling Chris that has shown that he even knows of Fleetway's comic. If we want to be factual about things, we need to see if Chris actually read Fleetway's sonic comic. [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 13:17, 5 February 2012 (PST)

Medallions

2012-02-05T21:15:53Z

Double Nega: /* Origins and purpose */

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on|[[Chris]], describing his [[sex]] fantasy to [[PandaHalo]]<ref>http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Sex_Logs#Two_Front_Teeth</ref>}}
[[Image:License.jpg|150px|thumb|Oh yes he fucking did!]]
[[Image:ickeriss_medallions.jpg|150px|thumb|Top to bottom: [[PS3|The Good]], [[Hex Bawx|the Bad]], [[Chris and art|the Ugly]]. Left to right: The decoy Sonichu medallion, the [[Jiggliami]] medallion, the Rosechu medallion, and the [[Blake]] medallion.]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] loves his original character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] so much that he sometimes wears a handmade Sonichu medallion on his neck. In public. He also calls them "medals".<ref>[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]</ref><ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|"CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!"]]</ref><ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref><ref>[[Chris Chan Update 9 October 2008]]</ref>

The Sonichu medallion, along with his trademark [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], is perhaps his most famous characteristic. Over the years, Chris has produced numerous medallions of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] characters. They're made from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic and acrylic paint.]]

==Origins and purpose==
[[Image:096-SonichuMedallion.jpg|thumb|Like anything else Chris holds dear, it also comes in card form.]]
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|left|The earliest known photo of Chris with the medallion, from 24 February [[2004]], Chris's 22nd birthday. The medallion is in profile, with [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dinks]] hanging from its chain.]]
[[File:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|thumb|An art project that may have provided inspiration.]]

Though Chris previously could not recall when he first made the medallion, in [[August 2009]], Chris finally recalled the origins of the medallion. From [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>[[CWCipedia]] on [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu]</ref>

{{quote|Then Late [[2000]], I bought some [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Model Magic Clay, and I molded and crafted the First Original Sonichu Medallion that I wore around my neck with a makeshift chain (which I later replaced with a better necklace I bought from [[Anna|Pacific Sunwear]] at my [[Mall]]). Sadly, the First Original was mistrusted with a [[Blanca Weiss|feindish individual]] in [[2008]], I recrafted the Medal and continued on (The Necklace Still Holds ALL the History of the Medallions). THERE IS CURRENTLY ONLY ONE Original, True Sonichu Medallion, and it is NOT MADE FROM [[CChanSonichuCWC|PAPER]] cheaply, NOT MANUFACTURED IN A FACTORY from Plastic or Metal (yet); IT IS MADE FROM CRAYOLA MODLE MAGIC CLAY, with my Permanent Ink Signature, Copyright Note, Circle of Originality, and Two Custom Shrinkie-Dink Charms of Sonichu and an [[S-Chu Ball]].}}

Despite being allegedly created in March [[2000]], the earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his twenty-second birthday, 24 February [[2004]]. In his [[So Need a Cute Girl|"So Need a Cute Girl"]] video (20 December [[2004]]) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature.

In a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 [[February 2009]], Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is... because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him.<ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble #6]]</ref> In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the [[autism|high-funcioning [''sic''] Autistic]] individual that he is."<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465] Chris ED edit, Revision as of 07:28, 10 November 2007</ref> And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is '''SERIOUS BUSINESS''', to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to [[CWCville]], his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.

Chris is somewhat aware that the medallions make him look like a crazy person: he reassured [[Kacey]] that he didn't wear one to his job interview at [[Target]] (of course, this interview almost certainly did not take place, but Chris was at least aware that wearing a yellow hedgehog's head around your neck is not socially normal).<ref>[[Kacey Call 21]]</ref>

Each medallion is constructed from [[Wikipedia:Crayola|Crayola]] Fuckin' Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Sometimes he wears a [[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]] wristband on top of it because, being autistic, he mostly likely has [[Wikipedia:Sensory_defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], which might render the sensation of the chain's links uncomfortable. Medallions are painted with acrylic paint in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with [[Chris and copyright|copyright information]] scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied [[Wikipedia:Shrinky Dinks|Shrinky Dink]] charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting.

==The medallions==
===Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris even wore it at his goddamn [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|college]] graduation.]]
[[Image:FushionRedone.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Before [[Blanca]], it was believed that the Medallion of Fail would corrupt its possessor, turning him into an autistic manchild with a poor taste in [[Chris and fashion|fashion]].]]
Chris's primary medal is his Sonichu medallion, which he has rarely been seen without for the past five years. This medallion of course depicts his main character, Sonichu. Within the canon of Chris's [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], the medallion is the source of the [[Anchuent powers]] that allow Chris to assume his Electric Hedgehog alter ego, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

As he explained to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in his [[The Sonichu Chronicles|business proposal]], the medallion gives him no special powers in real life.

Chris has repeatedly claimed that in order for it to be a TRUE and HONEST video, it will be of him wearing the medallion. In this manner, he attempted to cast doubt on the videos he posted confessing [[homos]]exuality, since he was not wearing his medallion in that footage.

 

====Prototype====
{{quote|He was also wearing a makeshift necklace that has a large plastic medallion in the shape of a Pokeman [sic] characters [sic] head. He also had a number of shrinky dink decorations attached to this necklace.|Psychiatrist describing the prototype Medallion of Fail.<ref>[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM]]</ref>}}

[[Image:094-SchuMedl.jpg|150px|thumb|Earliest known version of the medallion.]]

[[Image:190-chumedal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|Computer rendering. This required over 9,000 hours in MS Paint, as well as an associates degree in CAD/CAM.]]

It appears that the very first medallion Chris created is the one seen to the right, which Chris was photographed wearing sporadically in [[2004]]. This design is definitely cruder than the others, with a pale yellow hue suggesting Chris was still learning how to properly apply color in this medium. This version is always seen on a metal chain, accompanied by Shrinky Dinks of a "CWC" logo, [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and the [[Chaotic Combo]].

Chris wore this medallion as late as May [[2004]], when he brought it with him to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention that year. He would also wear this medallion later in the year, when he received a [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]].

 

====Mark 1 (and decoy)====
[[Image:Chrischan_sonichu_medal.jpg|150px|thumb|left|'''Spoiler:''' He even wears it during his sex fantasies.]]
[[Image:Decoy medallion.JPG|thumb|150px|The decoy medallion.]]

[[Image:SpecialSymbols.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The SPECIAL SYMBOLS to identify the TRUE and HONEST medallion.]]
[[Image:Terrifying by neodalion.jpg|150px|thumb|Chris's supposed reaction to the destruction of his medallion (artist's depiction).]]

By [[June 2005]] Chris had begun to wear a new medallion with a better paint job. This one can be identified by the tufts of fur on the sides of Sonichu's face, which are less pronounced than in the prototype and later models. There are no Shrinky Dinks to go with it, and instead of a chain it hangs from some sort of beaded necklace. The appearance of this version in pictures and videos seems to correspond with the introduction of Chris's red-and-blue striped shirts. This may be the medallion he was wearing in the [[So Need a Cute Girl|20 Dec 2004 video]]. It is definitely the medallion he wore to the [[2005]] Anime Mid-Atlantic convention.

No one is sure how many medallions Chris wore between 2005 and [[2008]], but in all pictures they appear roughly the same as this design. Sonichu's face has eyebrows in some photos and not in others, so either Chris was repainting the same medallion or making new ones. [[4chan]] and [[ED]] are filled with high-functioning [[autistic]]s who have pored over photographs identifying subtle differences in the medal's "ears" and "cheeks", without arriving at a consensus. For the sake of clarity, this article will assume that this was Chris's only medallion during this period.

In [[August 2008]], an anon on /v/ offered a story and photograph suggesting that he had met Chris in real life and tricked him into giving the medallion to him. However, anon aspies all immediately analyzed the details of dozens of pictures and determined the "stolen" medallion to be a forgery. This conclusion was reaffirmed when Chris himself decided to post [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|a video]] announcing that the medallion had never been stolen, defiantly claiming that nobody would take it from him. He also denied it in the [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]].

Chris claimed to have made multiple Sonichu medallions and that he would sometimes wear these decoys to frustrate attempts to steal the one true medallion. It would remain unclear whether he was bluffing until October [[2008]] when the team of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca Weiss]] tricked him into sending all of his medallions to them. The package they received contained no fewer than ''two'' yellow Sonichu medals: one with the special markings identifying it as the "real" one, and another with no markings. It may be assumed that these were the only two medallions he owned at that time. Neither of them was the prototype, however, and that one's fate is unclear.

A video that showed the destruction of the medallion was eventually uploaded to [[YouTube]]. Chris responded by [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]]. Its remains are currently locked in a box somewhere at [[Wikipedia:Miskatonic University| Miskatonic University]]. As for the decoy Sonichu medallion, it ultimately ended up in the possession of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]'s owner/webmaster, Girlvynl.

 
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====Mark 2====
[[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|150px|thumb|It identifies him for the high-functioning autistic individual that he is]]

After sending the medallions to Blanca, and being told by Blanca that trolls had stolen them from "her," Chris created a new Sonichu medallion with a slightly larger design. He posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|a video]] [[lie|explaining]] that Blanca had recovered the original one and sent it back to him, and that he had modified it. This new medallion boasted a special peg on the reverse side which could be used to hold Chris's [[high school ring]], which somehow made it copy-protected.

Assuming Chris did not create any backup medallions, this is the same one he wore while posing in [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]]'s underwear at the request of [[troll]]s posing as [[Blanca]]. During this same exchange he later [[semen|ejaculated]] onto the medal. Shortly thereafter Chris posted [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|a new video]] in which he is visibly not wearing the medallion. It's unclear if he replaced this soiled medallion or if he cleaned it; in either case he was wearing it (or a similar duplicate) again by 27 October.

On 3 [[March 2009]], [[Max]] coerced Chris into cutting his medallion into pieces and shoving those pieces up his [[Wikipedia:Rectum|rectum]]. The idea of Chris literally inserting these chunks of ceramic into his rectum (and therefore risking anal tearing and sepsis) was highly controversial. Some have argued that he merely placed them between his buttcheeks (either in an attempt to deceive [[Max]] or out of ignorance of how to get them past his sphincter), but in any case, the remnants of the medallion were assuredly covered in [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal matter]]. Whatever happened, Chris thinks that [[Bob|his father]] would "have another heart attack" if he knew the details.

====Mark 3====
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|150px|thumb|Oh God, the taste...]]
[[Image:New sonichu medallion.jpg|150px|thumb|left|The first formal appearance of the Mark 3 medallion. It's like ''[[Wikipedia:The Blair Witch Project|The Blair Witch Project]]'', but only a few seconds long and the entire budget (and then some) spent on the crap on the background]]

Although Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009|claimed]] that he was making a new medallion, he didn't wear any medal in his [[YouTube]] videos between the 3 [[March 2009]] incident and his 1 [[July 2009]] videos. During this period he argued that his high school [[ring]] may be accepted as a symbol of his truthiness. However, since this statement was made without the medallion, this was false and Chris disproved himself.

In photos released 17 [[April 2009]] of Chris in some [[butt garments]], the new medallion, Mark 3, is shown as Chris licks it in a sensuous fashion. The release of these images proved doubly hurtful for Chris, not only for showing him, a shell of a manchild, in diapers but even worse in that it confirmed that there is a new Medallion that can either be seized and/or shoved up his rectum.

Despite the fact that he had made a new medallion, Chris was for some time reluctant to wear it in his videos, allegedly out of the fear that trolls would start a new campaign to seize the medallion and/or shove it up his rectum.

On [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] this medallion made a surprise cameo in Christian's newest video. During the update, the video randomly cuts to the medallion hanging from the ceiling, only to cut back to Chris seconds afterward, presumably to add extra validity to the statements made in Chris's video.

The [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009|1 July 2009]] videos mark the full return of the Medallion of Fail, as Chris wears the third medallion around his neck throughout both videos.

As of now the medallion remains hung on his wall, as seen in a [[Re-Calling Ahuvia|video]].

CWC enthusiasts can look forward to Chris voluntarily surrendering the medallion to thieves and/or willingly shoving it up his rectum in the near future.

 

===Rosechu medallion===
[[Image:Medallion Rosechu.jpg|150px|thumb|left|A gift for his beloved sister-wife]]
[[Image:Rosechu medallion.JPG|150px|thumb|Close-up]]

Only one medallion of Sonichu's [[sweetheart]] [[Rosechu]] is known to have existed, but it is speculated to be the first one Chris fashioned after the Sonichu one. The Rosechu medallion was intended to be worn by Chris's future [[heartsweet]], the one who would be his true love and bear him his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]. Chris has never been seen wearing it himself. It was sent with the others to Blanca in October 2008.

The medallion was first revealed to the Internet in the pages of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where Chris's [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|imaginary twin sister Crystal]] was introduced wearing it. In the comics Crystal possesses the same anchuent powers as Chris and the Rosechu medallion therefore allows her to become Crystalina Rosechu. That a real Rosechu medal existed was not learned until later, when Chris revealed it to [[PandaHalo]].

In case it hadn't occurred to you yet: Chris did, in real life, make a medal to be awarded to the future mother of his children, and in his fantasy world he has affixed this same medal to the twin sister he created to explore what he would be like if he'd been born female. Freud would doubtlessly have some choice words to say about this.

 

===Black Sonichu medallion===
[[Image:Blachu Medallion.JPG|150px|thumb|left|He's too angry to show his [[fangs]]]]
[[Image:Black sonichu.JPG|150px|thumb|Close-up]]

Although Black Sonichu (now [[Blake]]) seems to have originally served as an analogue for [[Wes Iseli]],<ref>As seen in [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] - [[:File:433-CWCSNHP9.jpg]]</ref> Chris uses the Black Sonichu medallion to represent his own dark side, as he himself admits.<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> The picture at the left speaks volumes about its significance; Chris seems to believe that if he scowls hard enough and wears the evil medallion, then whoever he's angry with will be terrified into capitulation, such as when he wore it in a [[CWC is Angry|video]] aimed at [[Adam Stackhouse]].

The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] in the comics foretells that the Black Sonichu medallion would be created as a dark reflection of the original, yellow Sonichu medallion Chris wears. Beginning with [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]], [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] began wearing the dark medal and acting as Christian's evil twin, following the urges Chris himself keeps bottled up inside him. Like Christian, Naitsirhc summons powers from his medallion to become [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]].

Naitsirhc's medallion notwithstanding, Black Sonichu's role as the symbol of pure evil has softened in recent years as Chris has allowed the character to soften and fall in love with [[Bubbles Rosechu]]. As such the actual Black Sonichu medallion was rarely seen until it was sent to Blanca in October [[2008]].
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===Jiggliami medallion===
Despite the purpose of the Rosechu medallion, Chris was so in love with Blanca that he created a brand-new medallion for her to wear based on Blanca's original character [[Jiggliami]]. This medallion was sent along with the others to Blanca in October 2008. Blanca was depicted wearing this medallion in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] and [[Sonichu 8|#8]]. It was sent to the now-former admin of the [[/cwc/]] imageboard and currently resides in a holding facility somewhere in California.

It is the simplest of the medallions, being a plain circle with no three-dimensional pieces. Consequently, it's probably the least hideous of the medallions, as Chris has limited the number of ways he can fail by giving himself less work to do.
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Image:Jiggliamimedallion.jpg|On the back, it reads "Medallion crafted by Christian Weston Chandler."
Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Front_Scan.jpg|Scanned image of the front of the Jiggliami Medallion.
Image:Jiggliami_Medallion_Back_Scan.jpg|Back of the Jiggliami Medallion. The signature by Chris has faded with time.
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===Asperchu Medallion===
[[Image:As.PNG|200px|thumb|The Medallion of Win in all its glory]]

In [[Magical Man Potion|one video]], Chris's mysterious friend is seen sporting an odd medallion. In [[02 March 2010|another video]] a few days later, the medallion was confirmed to be one of [[Asperchu]]. Apparently, it was crafted by [[Alec Benson Leary]] and given to Chris as a symbol of goodwill. In that video, Chris is pained to have the medallion around and have it hung up on his wall. The medal is still hanging on his wall to this day, covered by the box Alec sent it in so Chris doesn't get stressed by having to look at it. The box was seen hanging open in the [[Tomgirl Pictures]]: what this means is best not thought about.

Chris wears the medallion while impersonating Alec Benson Leary in his video [[100 2270]].
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==Obtaining medallions==
Since the discovery of Chris on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], it had been understood among trolls that the Sonichu medallion was Chris's most cherished possession and that he would cry like a bitch if it were ever taken from him, making its capture a prime objective. This proved only partially true when it was inevitably stolen. Chris does not seem to have a special attachment to any one particular medallion, but merely his ability to always wear one at all times. Further, all successful efforts to eliminate the medallions have resulted in relatively little outrage; Chris is always more concerned with his Internet girlfriends being fake than he is over losing his property because of them. Currently, there are only 2 medallions that have not been obtained by trolls or shoved up Chris's ass.

===Medallions obtained by [[Blanca Weiss]]===
*Sonichu v.1
*Sonichu Decoy
*Rosechu
*Black Sonichu
*Jiggliami
 
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===Destroyed Medallions===
*Sonichu v.2
===Medallions Still in Chris's Possession===
*Sonichu v.3
*Asperchu

==Gone forever?==
Chris was believed to have abandoned his medallions in [[2010]], but then was seen wearing one on 6 [[September 2010]] in [[Haters gonna hate.mov]]. All was right with the world again. However, the medallion has not been seen since Chris started wearing his "Tomgirl" attire (failing to appear in either the original [[Tomgirl Pictures]] or the [[Calling Out]] videos), suggesting that at the very least Chris wears it much less than he used to do, or possibly that the medallion has finally checked out for good.

==See also==
*[[Amnyfest Ring]], another source of Chris's power
==Sources==
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2012-02-02T23:23:54Z

Double Nega: /* The Sonic Comic */ new section

Sonic the Hedgehog

2011-05-17T14:39:45Z

Double Nega: /* Comics */

[[Image:Sonichuripoff.jpg|thumb|150px|Some poorly drawn rip-off of [[Sonichu]].]]

'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a shitty recolor of beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. [[Sega]]'s blatant plagiarism has given renowned Sonichu creator [[Christian Weston Chandler]] [[Stress|many sleepless nights]].

Chris claims that Sonic has been his life hero since June [[1990]] [''sic'']<ref>''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Ironically, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991. Of course, there can be ''[[Wikipedia:Rad Mobile|Rad Mobile]]'' by Sega released in 1990, but that would have not made much sense either seeing as Sonic only made a cameo appearance as an air freshener and nothing more, despite the particular appearance in that game predating Sonic's own first game. That, and ''Rad Mobile'' was a very less-known game from Sega, so the chance of Chrissy playing the game during 1990 ([[Soul Calibur|and failing miserably at it]]) would be highly unlikely.</ref>, replacing [[The American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref>

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from watching the cartoon show [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']], involving the basic plot of Sonic and Tails running around to defeat [[Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. At the end of every show, a small segment titled "Sonic Says" ([[Random-access humor|humorously]] misspelled "Sonic Sez" by Tails) would begin. Each segment would involve Sonic teaching a small moral lesson for kids to learn, such as [[Jerkops|when to call 9-1-1]], [[Rape|what to do if someone attempts to molest or kidnap you]], and telling kids [[Sonichu Special 4|not to play]] with [[Megatron Pistol|guns]].

The show was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]].

Apparently, at one point, Sonic was more widely recognized than Mickey Mouse. He was also intentionally designed to be easy to draw, had an [[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|incoherently random daily cartoon]] and a [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series)|dead-serious pseudo-cyberpunk Saturday cartoon]] to cover both ends of the kids' cartoon spectrum, an army of merchandising, and, oh yeah, most of the games actually didn't suck back in the day. That and its enormous popularity (he likes all popular music, after all, why not all popular cartoons?) almost certainly drew in Chris.

The reason Chris ''remains'' so unerringly loyal to ''Sonic'' is unknown. As the years went by, the games became steadily worse until they fell into a randomly spawning black hole of supercrap and seem doomed to dwell within its depths forever. The cartoons both ended, were replaced by [[Wikipedia:Sonic Underground|something almost as godawful as ''Sonichu'']], and the [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|latest cartoon]] is dumb enough to suck, yet not egregious enough at sucking to be ironically entertaining. Many more pop culture trends have come and gone, some good, some heinously bad, but Chris has stuck by ''Sonic'' (and ''Pokémon'') like an abused wife. Judging by the large amount of pages about ''Sonic''-loving lolcows (autistic or not) on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]], there's obviously something about ''Sonic'' that [[Trolls|we]] don't see. Given how rabid a fanboy Chris has become, perhaps brand loyalty has transitioned into a sort of fannish Stockholm syndrome.

Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]</ref> This was an early example of trolls being able to find one of Chris's 'tard rage buttons.

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as "Uncle Sonic".

===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Master System|Sega Master System]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named "Prowerlo Sonichu") has made an appearance in ''Sonichu''.

Christian has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named "[[Prower]]". It is likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs|GameFAGs]] and Failgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Christian said that "I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend."<ref>[[Mailbag_21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]</ref> He later claims that he "did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic."<ref>[[Mailbag_38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]</ref>

Despite this, Chris ''did'' create a Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails, though he only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]].

== Amy Rose ==
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''[[Sonic]]'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].

[[Image:Chrischan_traced.jpg|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]

While Sonichu is essentially a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog with a Pikachu tail shoved up his ass, Chris couldn't even be bothered to employ that tiny amount of creativity in creating Rosechu. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly.

{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose2.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]

As Christian points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is not reciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a "modern girl", which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|face-raping people]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|amateur pornography]]. It should also be noted that unlike Rosechu, Amy at least does have some notable moments within the Sonic series, such as single-handedly defeating the ZERO robot in ''Sonic Adventure'' and breaking into a military base to free a captured Sonic in ''Sonic Adventure 2'', whilst Rosechu's defining moments are considered facerape, sucking Sonichu's [[pickle]], and [[Women's rights|getting captured]] at every given opportunity.

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]

As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's Rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].

== Shadow the Hedgehog ==
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. Quickly becoming a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to "create" another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]...

Unlike [[Rosechu]], who is virtually identical to [[Amy Rose]] in every relevant respect, [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is supposed to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.

While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of [[Sonichu]] instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.

Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]].

==Comics==
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|right|More than likely a bigger inspiration than the games series itself, this comic could potentially rival ''Sonichu'' in stupidity during its lowest point if it were not for the semi-competent artists Archie hires. It has since become a better publication, sadly Chris has yet to mimic this change in quality.]]

Like with the cartoons, ''Sonic'' had comic adaptations up the ass, but in an even more bloated sense, as each comic series was specific to the region of the world they were released in. Japan got a series of crazy manga involving Sonic being some sort of alter-ego of a picked on misunderstood nerd ([[Chris-Chan Sonichu|bizarre coincidence?]]), Europe got a clichéd comic series published by Fleetway (the same company that once published ''2000 A.D.'') that appealed to the gaming demographic of the [[1990s]], that was more or less the glorified [[SEGA]] advertisement for the continent, and the U.S. got a comic book series based on the Saturday morning cartoon ''Sonic SATam''. Despite the video game franchise more or less crashing and burning, the comic series is still alive and running to this day, although it's unclear if that's due to popularity or just a small, dedicated fan basis of creepy furries and SEGA's endorsement to squeeze every penny they can from this dying franchise.

The majority of Chris's inspiration from the comics seem to come from the work of Ken Penders, who is also an egotistical jerk who tries to claim copyright on the Knuckles recolors he made during his run on the comics. Since 2006, however, Ken was fired and replaced by someone who actually knows how to write a children's comic. Sadly this is not the case with Sonichu.

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles", for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled "Sonichu 25 Years Later," takes its name from a 2004 arc called "Mobius 25 Years Later." Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown, but it is probable that he does. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]</ref> If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]</ref> The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]

==Plagiarism==
Main article: [[Ripped_off#Sonic_the_Hedgehog]]

To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a copyright infringement. He tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog but Sonichu does not really derive humour or provide commentary on the original franchise. For exact details as to what is ripped off, see the main article.

==Sega's response==
[[Image:Sega's Reponse.png|thumb|Sega's reaction to the discovery of ''Sonichu''.]]
After being scarred by the shitty drawn comic by Christian Weston Chandler one fan finally decided to let Sega in on ''Sonichu''.

While Sega would probably do nothing while Sonichu is just an obscure online fan-fiction/webcomic because Sega does tolerate equity bad abominations (Furry Bomb for example) created from their Sonic franchise and suing a [[slow in the mind|somewhat retarded]] fan would bring them bad publicity but if Chris ever did get his comic professionally published (spoiler: [[chris and the industry|he wont]]) he would likely be sued.

==Gallery==
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Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28.
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Christian.
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[Death threats|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].
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==See also==
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]
* [[Chris and copyright]]

==Sauces/notes==
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==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]
* [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/4762-adventures-of-sonic-the-hedgehog The Nostalgia Critic's review of both cartoons.]

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2011-05-17T14:38:56Z

Double Nega: /* The Archie Comics */

Sonic the Hedgehog

2011-05-17T14:37:28Z

Double Nega: /* Comics */

[[Image:Sonichuripoff.jpg|thumb|150px|Some poorly drawn rip-off of [[Sonichu]].]]

'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a shitty recolor of beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. [[Sega]]'s blatant plagiarism has given renowned Sonichu creator [[Christian Weston Chandler]] [[Stress|many sleepless nights]].

Chris claims that Sonic has been his life hero since June [[1990]] [''sic'']<ref>''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Ironically, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991. Of course, there can be ''[[Wikipedia:Rad Mobile|Rad Mobile]]'' by Sega released in 1990, but that would have not made much sense either seeing as Sonic only made a cameo appearance as an air freshener and nothing more, despite the particular appearance in that game predating Sonic's own first game. That, and ''Rad Mobile'' was a very less-known game from Sega, so the chance of Chrissy playing the game during 1990 ([[Soul Calibur|and failing miserably at it]]) would be highly unlikely.</ref>, replacing [[The American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref>

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from watching the cartoon show [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']], involving the basic plot of Sonic and Tails running around to defeat [[Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. At the end of every show, a small segment titled "Sonic Says" ([[Random-access humor|humorously]] misspelled "Sonic Sez" by Tails) would begin. Each segment would involve Sonic teaching a small moral lesson for kids to learn, such as [[Jerkops|when to call 9-1-1]], [[Rape|what to do if someone attempts to molest or kidnap you]], and telling kids [[Sonichu Special 4|not to play]] with [[Megatron Pistol|guns]].

The show was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter contests (cf. [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]], [[Pixelated PS3]]) to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]].

Apparently, at one point, Sonic was more widely recognized than Mickey Mouse. He was also intentionally designed to be easy to draw, had an [[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|incoherently random daily cartoon]] and a [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series)|dead-serious pseudo-cyberpunk Saturday cartoon]] to cover both ends of the kids' cartoon spectrum, an army of merchandising, and, oh yeah, most of the games actually didn't suck back in the day. That and its enormous popularity (he likes all popular music, after all, why not all popular cartoons?) almost certainly drew in Chris.

The reason Chris ''remains'' so unerringly loyal to ''Sonic'' is unknown. As the years went by, the games became steadily worse until they fell into a randomly spawning black hole of supercrap and seem doomed to dwell within its depths forever. The cartoons both ended, were replaced by [[Wikipedia:Sonic Underground|something almost as godawful as ''Sonichu'']], and the [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|latest cartoon]] is dumb enough to suck, yet not egregious enough at sucking to be ironically entertaining. Many more pop culture trends have come and gone, some good, some heinously bad, but Chris has stuck by ''Sonic'' (and ''Pokémon'') like an abused wife. Judging by the large amount of pages about ''Sonic''-loving lolcows (autistic or not) on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]], there's obviously something about ''Sonic'' that [[Trolls|we]] don't see. Given how rabid a fanboy Chris has become, perhaps brand loyalty has transitioned into a sort of fannish Stockholm syndrome.

Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]</ref> This was an early example of trolls being able to find one of Chris's 'tard rage buttons.

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as "Uncle Sonic".

===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Master System|Sega Master System]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime, and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named "Prowerlo Sonichu") has made an appearance in ''Sonichu''.

Christian has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named "[[Prower]]". It is likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs|GameFAGs]] and Failgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Christian said that "I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend."<ref>[[Mailbag_21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]</ref> He later claims that he "did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic."<ref>[[Mailbag_38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]</ref>

Despite this, Chris ''did'' create a Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails, though he only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]].

== Amy Rose ==
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''[[Sonic]]'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In fleshing out the world of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Christian Weston Chandler]] quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].

[[Image:Chrischan_traced.jpg|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]

While Sonichu is essentially a recolor of Sonic the Hedgehog with a Pikachu tail shoved up his ass, Chris couldn't even be bothered to employ that tiny amount of creativity in creating Rosechu. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly.

{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose2.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]

As Christian points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is not reciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a "modern girl", which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|face-raping people]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|amateur pornography]]. It should also be noted that unlike Rosechu, Amy at least does have some notable moments within the Sonic series, such as single-handedly defeating the ZERO robot in ''Sonic Adventure'' and breaking into a military base to free a captured Sonic in ''Sonic Adventure 2'', whilst Rosechu's defining moments are considered facerape, sucking Sonichu's [[pickle]], and [[Women's rights|getting captured]] at every given opportunity.

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]

As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's Rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].

== Shadow the Hedgehog ==
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. Quickly becoming a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to "create" another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]...

Unlike [[Rosechu]], who is virtually identical to [[Amy Rose]] in every relevant respect, [[Black Sonichu]] (Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is supposed to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.

While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of [[Sonichu]] instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.

Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]].

==Comics==
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|right|More than likely a bigger inspiration than the games series itself, this comic could potentially rival ''Sonichu'' in stupidity if it were not for the semi-competent artists Archie hires.]]

Like with the cartoons, ''Sonic'' had comic adaptations up the ass, but in an even more bloated sense, as each comic series was specific to the region of the world they were released in. Japan got a series of crazy manga involving Sonic being some sort of alter-ego of a picked on misunderstood nerd ([[Chris-Chan Sonichu|bizarre coincidence?]]), Europe got a clichéd comic series published by Fleetway (the same company that once published ''2000 A.D.'') that appealed to the gaming demographic of the [[1990s]], that was more or less the glorified [[SEGA]] advertisement for the continent, and the U.S. got a comic book series based on the Saturday morning cartoon ''Sonic SATam''. Despite the video game franchise more or less crashing and burning, the comic series is still alive and running to this day, although it's unclear if that's due to popularity or just a small, dedicated fan basis of creepy furries and SEGA's endorsement to squeeze every penny they can from this dying franchise.

The majority of Chris's inspiration from the comics seem to come from the work of Ken Penders, who is also an egotistical jerk who tries to claim copyright on the Knuckles recolors he made during his run on the comics. Since 2006, however, Ken was fired and replaced by someone who actually knows how to write a children's comic. Sadly this is not the case with Sonichu.

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles", for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled "Sonichu 25 Years Later," takes its name from a 2004 arc called "Mobius 25 Years Later." Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown, but it is probable that he does. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]</ref> If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and mass-debating for years to come.

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]</ref> The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]

==Plagiarism==
Main article: [[Ripped_off#Sonic_the_Hedgehog]]

To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a copyright infringement. He tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog but Sonichu does not really derive humour or provide commentary on the original franchise. For exact details as to what is ripped off, see the main article.

==Sega's response==
[[Image:Sega's Reponse.png|thumb|Sega's reaction to the discovery of ''Sonichu''.]]
After being scarred by the shitty drawn comic by Christian Weston Chandler one fan finally decided to let Sega in on ''Sonichu''.

While Sega would probably do nothing while Sonichu is just an obscure online fan-fiction/webcomic because Sega does tolerate equity bad abominations (Furry Bomb for example) created from their Sonic franchise and suing a [[slow in the mind|somewhat retarded]] fan would bring them bad publicity but if Chris ever did get his comic professionally published (spoiler: [[chris and the industry|he wont]]) he would likely be sued.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28.
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Christian.
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep,]] [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly ]][[Death threats|taught]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|him.]]
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]
* [[Chris and copyright]]

==Sauces/notes==
<references/>

==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]
* [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/4762-adventures-of-sonic-the-hedgehog The Nostalgia Critic's review of both cartoons.]

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Talk:Cheesy!

2010-06-27T19:10:17Z

Double Nega: Source

== Source ==

For those of you who don't know. This is probably Chris's impression of "Cheese" from "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends." The character is very hyperactive and quite full of what can be construed as [[random access humor]], so Chris would love the character. Plus "I love Chocolate Milk" and the way Chris speaks make him sound a lot like the character.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 19:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sailor Moon

2010-03-24T22:40:58Z

Double Nega: /* Lesbian image */ new section

==To do==
*Add Sailor Moon references from comic
*Add Chris's details about how he ripped off Sailor Moon (from the Jay Z e-mails).

==Sailor Moon Poster of Fail?==
Just wondering, can anyone find a decent image of the poster he looks at to help him stay straight? I think the poster is worthy of an article, but it really needs the picture to make it work. I tried looking for it before, but googling "sailor moon poster" just gives you every other Sailor Moon poster in the world, along with a bunch of fan art of Sailor Moon characters being fat or getting raped by Goku. I'd keep trying, except looking at all this Sailor Moon crap has ironically turned me gay. Of course, if all else fails, I guess we can just ask Chris to scan his copy for us. [[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 10:36, 20 February 2009 (CET)
* I've been helping you look, but to no avail. I do now know that the black cat on the poster is called Luna, and that the little loli is called Chibi Moon. (^^) Maybe we should just get a screenshot from the retraction video? It has a pretty good close-up of the poster... [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 22:51, 20 February 2009 (CET)
:*[[Image:Sailor_moon.PNG]] See if you think it's good enough. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 22:57, 20 February 2009 (CET)
* [[Image:SMPosterOfFail.jpg]] Here's my attempt. It's the biggest version of the poster I could find online. In the stores, it's known as poster #3648. --[[User:Hejji|Hejji]] 09:00, 7 August 2009 (CEST)
==References in Sonichu==
I looked through Comics 5, 6, and early parts of 7. They're mostly in 5 with the Sailor Megtune bullshit. Nothing special, just the speech when they show up and Megtune Rockin' Hurricane.
[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 18:42, 03 August 2009 (EST)
==A humble suggestion==
Would it be so outrageous as to suggest that we just merge all the anime articles into one? There's not enough material for some of them to be anything but stubs.

Also, I'm not so sure the image of two lesbians completely meshes with the caption, considering Chris has expressed a love of lesbians (can you blame him?). --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:38, 8 August 2009 (CEST)
*There's a LOT of ways we can go with this article. Chris has taking generous liberties to ripping off Sailor Moon. We just need some more good pair of weaboo eyes to point out all instances of Chris ripping off Sailor Moon, get some images from the comic, discuss the connection between Sailor Moon and Megan, etc. and this article could very easily turn into another [[Excel-Saga]], which is probably the best article on the CWCki (and not just because it's long, but rather because it's in depth, detailed, sourced, informative, useful, and well written). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:52, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

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Alrighty then, on a second look, there is ''much'' more material to fill this article with than I first guessed, so I redact my suggestion... good thing I'm a weaboo with a pair of eyes! (but not a Sailor Moon fan, I'm of the kind who likes watching robots punch each other) ... but from what I can think of offhand, he does refer to himself (in-comic) as a 'soldier of Love and Honesty' several times, even saying something like "in the name of [x] I will punish you!" ... and in these pages I just found, he manages to rip off Cutey Honey (original inspiration for programs like Sailor Moon, and has more violence to boot) AND Sailor Moon at the same time:

Here he rips off Cutey Honey's "Sometimes I am [x], sometimes I am [y] but my true identity is...! [insert whatever phrase she says to transform here]" speech, unless it's just some strange fluke: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic5P7.jpg
And here's an example of 'legendary soldier of love and honesty', which is Sailor Moon's shtick, except Sailor Moon says something other than 'honesty' but you know, CWC: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic5P9.jpg

I know Crystalina Rosechu also wears a sailor moon outfit, and not just Sailor Megtune. ...and the transformation sequences are more Sailor Moon than DBZ ...DBZ just does the yell loudly and boom flash whiz bang you're transformed! thing, wheras Chris focuses on each individual element of a transformation a la Sailor Moon.

And just found another '[x] of Love and Honesty': http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_6/Page_37

Patti-chan also gives me a Sailor Moon vibe, come of think of it... but that's probably something from Megan's original design. (her style, when not tracing other people's art, seemed to be very shoujo) ... so yeah, there's a lot more stuff than I first thought. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 22:41, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

== Lesbian image ==

Wouldn't it be funnier to replace the image of those lesbian sailor scouts with an image of some of the gay villains? That show had a ton, from what I recall. [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 22:40, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Lovely Weather

2010-03-18T19:23:38Z

Double Nega: /* The Wallflower */ new section

We have a picture of her now, Chris has discussed her and his traveling into the future and having sex with her as being not rape, in addition to her significance (the Bride of Chris) can warrant her own article now.

Maybe discuss the implications of him traveling into the future and then meeting his wife after he came back as ruining the laws of time as allowing it to affect his future, undermining free will. Maybe something about how this relates to the theory of time inevitability (see some episode of Doctor Who and also popularized in The Twilight Zone).--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:25, 22 December 2009 (CET)

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This whole thing is creepily similar to a <strike>ronery nerd fantasy involving a MILF and a 18 to [my age] boyfriend-free-girl</strike> thought experiment I had once, except both people fully knew that the other is from another time, etc. etc.. The entire question was basically: If you travel to the future and have sex with your future spouse, whom you had met in the present and were involved with (either romantically, sexually, or both), but not yet married them: Is that adultery?

I have a point here: In Chris' skull, he hasn't had sex 'outside' of marriage, because he's done his future wife, and in the time period his future-self is married to her. The fact that present-Chris hadn't even met her is irrelevant. I just need a less confusing way to word that. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 04:37, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Try to reword it here - you mean to say that Chris can get away with having sex with his future wife ''just because'' he ''will'' marry her and that, since he's married to her in the future, there's no problem with any possible repercussions.

...

Ladies and gentlemen, he have hit 88 miles an hour. We are witnessing some serious shit.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:50, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

::* Yeah, that's about the jist of what I was getting at. (and I just remembered something about my thought experiment, it actually was that the theoretical couple was married in both time periods, still, it's uncannily similar.) .... The psuedotroll in me wonders if Future!Chris joined in on the fun. Present!Chris only said that he had sex with Future!Lovely, and never gave any details. Goddammit, I'm using fangirl notation.--[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:13, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris Crocker resemblance?==

A friend of mine pointed out that Lovely looks an awful lot like a brunette Chris Crocker.[http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/chris_crocker1.jpg] Worth noting? [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 19:14, 13 January 2010 (UTC)Meeko

== Told you guys ==

From [[Mailbag 50]]:
{{quote|And her name comes from the Christmas Song, "Sleigh Ride", with the lyric that can be repeated over and over to continue to be good, "(Come on, it's) Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with" "Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with" "Lovely Weather for a Sleigh Ride Together with" Love Weather, she's a beautiful girl.|}}

--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:31, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

== The Wallflower ==

The article is stating that Lovely Weather is in fact the Wallflower, but I have not heard of any confirmation of this fact. [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 19:23, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== The Wallflower ==

The article is stating that Lovely Weather is in fact the Wallflower, but I have not heard of any confirmation of this fact. [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 19:23, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Lovely Weather

2010-03-18T19:23:17Z

Double Nega: /* The Wallflower */ new section

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-03-18T16:20:17Z

Double Nega: /* Suggested Name Change */

Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Would photos of her count as personal details? There's a photo on this page clearly showing her. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 01:54, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
** If you're referring to the photo that's currently up there it's a shop - in particular, the facial features are so different that nobody could possibly connect her to the picture unless they'd seen the source photo. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 11:16, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess "WallFlower" used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris.
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else. But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*Wow, now we turned into Moralfags and we are going to censor trolling, for the sake of the trolls who already know who she is. Also, it is not that difficult to do a fucking google search and found everything there is to found about this girl, so this is just stupid. If you had any respect in the first place for any of the friends or family of chris chan you would not have all the information you have on them all over the page, and that's not the case, so for what I can see here this is a very hypocritical position, or this is just part of a trolling plan.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 10:04, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:One, we're not Moralfags.
Two, the dox was removed by her request.
Three, if we put the dox back up, she could net us some downtime for invading her privacy and personal life.
So fuck off. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Taking down the page because we put information already publicly available on the internet?, lulz, let her send in detectives, send in police, send everything in her power!. I'm sorry but that's not a valid reason, we have personal information about a lot of persons, and many of those don't even use the internet, or is information we got from hacked mail accounts (Cole), and fuck, he really could take the site down just for that, and we still have his article.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 03:32, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::There's a legal liability out there. Chris says most of what he wants. If he sue the site for libel, he will lose since all the material here mostly came from his own (dirty) hands. Wallflower on the other side came from nowhere and the tone used to describe her was quite unflattering. Keeping Wallflower previous page on line would had brought to this site much trouble (including legal ones) so it was wise to shut it down. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:46, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* What about the things that were coerced from him? Do those fall under acceptable use or not?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:12, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
::::*Coercing implies some form of entrapment. At any time Chris had the possibility to walk out and stop posting on the net as Chris-Chan. He dint. Up to there, humping his PS3 is on fact voluntary from his part. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:11, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:We can put name what is she going to do? Chris reveal her name. We are NOT moralfags. If its on the internet its public information (as long as it is not credit card numbers, passwords, or SSN) we are just data mining. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 21:30, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::Any troll can go data-mining. We are not trolls, we are Christorians; Holy scribes monitoring the advent and life of the "Messiah Of Fail". It is in our upmost interest to play nice. How many of us would salivate over an e-mail of five lines from Megan ranting about Chris? Let's be nice to the Wallflower; she might bring us something great in the future. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
==Srsly though...==
To improve the article:
# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
[[File:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|center]]
Here you go a photo of what resembles Heather with Clyde Cash --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:16, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

==Pimp Claim Responsibility==

This bloke known on YouTube as "ThyEnvysGreed" claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This. Seriously, guys, let's not give credit to faggots who want attention. Damage is done, we need to move on. Besides [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_about_Chris|CWCki is about Chris]], not so much faggots like this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'll need to find the picture I saw on /cwc/, but he also had an account on Fanfiction.net and I think that's how he alerted her, since I don't think they allow anonymous reviews anymore. And it was the same screen name.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Well gentlemen, I believe it's time to do what we do best. IT'S TROLLING TIME, LADS.[[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 17:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Faggot deleted it. Did anyone save it? '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 18:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** [http://rs336.rapidshare.com/files/362046356/whatafuckingtard.flv It's right there] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Thanks! '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 19:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
He's a troll, you guys. Attention will only make him stronger unless we find his house (which is unlikely). Until someone can dox him, the best course of action is to ignore him, depriving him of his e-fame. Bonus points if fifty different accounts simultaneously claim that they're the ones who pissed off Wallflower so nobody takes his claims seriously.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I can't believe he tucked tail and ran away so quickly. He did post on [[A message to the Trolls]] which is still there for the viewing. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 20:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
***There's also a message in [[Don't Mess With Me]], still in plain view and for all to see. He's like The Pinch - a coward who wants e-fame. Pure and simple.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*He destroyed your guy's plans to get drama out of a guy! Oh no. Just calm down. Seriously, it's not a big deal. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 05:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:* It is. Chris is the most interesting when conversing with "normal" people - especially women. --[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 08:28, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

** I found anothe possible leaker on twitter he/she says and I quote "Sonichuproducts @CWCSonichu I dare your faggot ass to do a curse ya fuck yo momma or whatever it is on me, I told Heather you dirty Retarded bitch."

could it be a lead or just an attention seeking fag?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Krapple did a bit of detective work and found that he has another account-"6thof66" or something like that. Calls himself "the Agonstic Saint" and says he rejected his real name- his friends call him Sage after some wise man, according to him. He's 24 and lives somewhere in Texas. He lives alone and cut off all ties with his family. His videos there are mostly of him bitching and moaning about religion in general and Christianity in particular. Most importantly, one of his videos shows his license plate number- BJ6-G449. Make the most of it.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:17, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
**Never mind, the above isn't thyenvysgreed. It was a fake lead put by a butthurt ED lurker with a grudge. He still looks like he's worth trolling, though.--[[User:This guy|This guy]] 14:43, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
==Now that Chris has dropped her name...==
Is it ok to mention her first name on this page?--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 15:41, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*You have a point, and I see the logic, but I think the whole point of removing her name was sending a message to the rest of the trolls (and the external observers) that we are actually decent people. To go back on that would be to lose a social lead which is more valuable than the person's name. Again, this is just what I think. Feel free to prove me wrong. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*But there is no point in hiding her name, the problem with his page was the loads of information about her, not related to Chris, and since Chris mentioned her name; her name, her relation to Chris and anything Chris related shall be posted here, no more info about her. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:*You make a fair point, however given that Chris 1) assumes that it's a video only Tito will watch (forgetting that public YouTube videos are, you know, public) and 2) he's retarded like that, the thought that mentioning her name again probably didn't cross his mind. However, Wallflower asked us nicely to remove her page and adding her name back would sort of violate the spirit of that agreement. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* I understand, but then, should we censor part of the kilt video when Chris says her name?, of course, keeping a copy of the original, and linking it on the page, and replacing her name with the pseudonym in the transcript. Better safe than sorry.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*In my opinion, censoring the material would only draw more attention to the Wallflower's identity. People would start looking at the stuff that has been deliberately removed and get more and more curious and try to find it. Especially if we have a copy of video with the name bleeped or transcript with the name removed, while Chris has the actual video up on his own account. My idea would be ''not'' to cover her identity specifically (which this article already does that), but if Chris keeps rambling about it, there's little we can really do. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* But this page, as well as the LittleBigPlanet one reference the wallflower's name and her likes, is not really hard to find her anyways.By the way, someone already censored it in the kilt video.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* It would be nice if someone contact Wallflower and tells her that Chris keep on yelling her name on the internet while wearing a dress. I am concerned with all this. A well-determined Grieffer can still reach her because the manchild can't keep his pie-hole shut.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::**I've sent two messages to her on Facebook and she hasn't responded yet. Also, PVCC isn't telling us something--Scarlet/Kim/Emily knows Heather, according to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::***Interesting twist. In this case, our best option is to lie down and wait for the PVCC to make their moves. They always bring the best Lulz. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
No. The CWCki needs to be smart about this kind of thing. When a person is angry about Chris's antics and actively asks the CWCki to take their information down, that person should be respected. It's fine to document Chris's antics that he publicly puts online, but Wallflower did not ask to be a part of Chris's online life and has specifically tried to distance herself from all this. For that matter, I'm of the opinion that if Megan ever came to the CWCki and asked to have materials taken down or hidden, it should be done, too. Same goes for Bob, Barb or anyone else who has not deliberately made themselves a part of Chris's online life. If a person deliberately makes themselves a part of Chris's online life, then their "details" are a fair thing to put up. If they are trying as hard as they can to get away from Chris's online life, then their "details" should be respected. The CWCki needs to be wise when it comes to liabilities. It is one thing to put up Chris's funny antics that he's made known publicly. It is another thing to put up unnecessary personal details of a person who has never asked to associate with Chris in a public way. Besides, all said and done, there's no need to document her name or her personal information to track Chris's stupid antics. It doesn't make Chris's antics any more funny. This brings up a great debate for the CWCki though: how far is too far? For me, I would hope there are limits. This is not a "lulz" site. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 20:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

:::My two cents is adding first name is ok since he mentioned it and it is an unspecific referential index, which means it is vague. I don't see a problem with putting their names online since you can get records with their names on it from realtors, department of elections, white pages, or the city accessor's office for free. We should put in Damian Antaria and Heather into the article since Chris mentioned it. The CWCki '''Only''' records encounters with Chris not personal information such as SSN or credit card numbers. By your logic we would have to take down the site if Chris makes the request which is NOT going to happen. The CWCki site is only recording what Chris is doing. If anyone is to be held liable it is Chris for revealing the information. For example: ''When Scooter Libby leaked info on Valerie Plame the CIA agent to the New York Times, the New York Times did not get in trouble'' If trolls wanted to find the information they would with or without the CWCki. --[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 20:52, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Personally, I support her name not neing intentionally added here. I do, however, think it is stupid to try to hide her name intentionally. I think we should refer to her as the Wallflower, but if Chris says it in a video, merely changing it in the transcript is not only ineffective, it is annoying. If he presents the information, it takes 2 seconds to watch the video and hear the name. We let it stay in the transcripts merely for the sake of flow, but then we don't call her by that name anywhere else. I think that will give everyone pretty much what they want, as her name is not spread and her info is not known, but it isn't an eyesore to read and I don't have to be constantly reminded that I'm not supposed to know her name.
Tl;dr: Hiding the name on purpose is futile and, in a selfish light, detracts from my experience (which I rail against with full force). Don't take it out of what he says, but don't put it up elsewhere. That also means that the people who missed all this won't go insane trying to find info. Meh, my idea sucks, but I'll put it out there. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:44, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
* I agree that it's easy to put the information together; if you Google up the information that Chris has given, you can find her easily. I think we should do more or less as you've said- present exactly what Chris says and not link the two together. Anyone who is really confused can look it up. It's no less confusing to a newb, IMO, than the articles that refer to Chris as "Ian" and Liquid as "Chris". [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 00:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
Flibel
* In case no one has been keeping tabs, the alias currently in the page had been discarded, so now we should be completely safe. (Did one of you talk to her?) --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 02:56, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

== Suggested Name Change ==

In his most recent [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|video]], Chris refers to the wallflower as "Damian Antaria". I suggest we change the article to reflect this. "The wallflower" is simply a name the trolls gave her. Our purpose here is to document Chris, and so, if this is what he calls her, this is what we call her. This isn't meant to throw her personal information out there, or even link this article to her writings. If Chris wants to give us this name, then that's her name. Just saying. What do you guys think? --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 23:17, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
:I disagree for two reasons; First, Wallflower asked that we remove all her personal info. This includes, in my opinion, her pen name. Then, many Christorians out-there have adopted the name "Wallflower" to name her. Why changing that good habit and risking confusion? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 00:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

:Because [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Template:Captain%27s_Log&oldid=4013| Chris thinks we took this page down because he told us to]. I think we need to make it clear that we removed the information because "Damian Antaria" asked us to, not due to Chris' bloated ego and aggressive, one-sided demands --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 02:31, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

:: Chris probably just takes quick looks at the pages, i doubt that changing the name will have any effect on him, besides, the page states ""The Wallflower" aka Damian Antaria...", so, there is no need for a name change, it would be like changing articles like " Punchy sonichu" to "Punchy "Fighting" sonichu", considering that's the species for Punchy, but trolls know him as Punchy Sonichu.Ttherefore, no name change is needed.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:03, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Alright then, I agree the name is fine as is. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:05, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

: So as long as its not Chris asking, we can't put information up on any person if they say stop? So if Bob or Barbara is overheard in a video or phone chat saying they don't want to be on the internet, we need to take down all references to them? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 16:20, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Don't Mess With Me

2010-03-11T16:35:25Z

Double Nega:

Pussy. A real man fights with no weapons. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* Real men use drills. They are the aspiration of the male saga.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**(@Clydec) No items, Fox only, Final Destination -PeaceCeapPea
*** Is Chris Chandler gonna have to choke a bitch? --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:45, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**** Try to remember the basics of CWC. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 09:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Shit, am I the only one shocked that Chris's voice can even go that deep, however forced? [[User:MightyJoeStalin|MightyJoeStalin]] 08:50, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

I was about to say "Shit, he's finally fucking lost it", but he hasn't had it for a while. He's reached the point where picking on him is cause for justifiable homicide. Oh, and did anyone else notice that he'll happily talk to a rapist until they what they did to HIS girl? He doesn't care about rape, he cares about messing with his toys. - [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 11:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Maybe I am obsessed by the idea but Chris is "Role-Playing" in this video. Since I see no Dungeons&Dragons material in his room, I am left to think he was exposed to it in therapy. We STILL don't know who's the "Young Adult Social Group" is. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:52, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* If I discover that Chris has associated himself with a past-time I've enjoyed for most of my adult life, written for (in an official capacity) and love to this day I think I might be convinced to self-terminate for the good of my own sanity. If confirmed, this revelation, coupled with the confirmation that he listens to Celtic Woman (even if this is only a new thing) wounds me. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:40pm, 11th of March 2010 (Australian Central Standard Time).
**As a fellow gamer, I agree with this statement. This being said, I think he learned this in therapy. There's tons of videos out there where Chris turn violent. None implied Role-Playing (Except the Bunny thing, quite disturbing). This let me to conclude two things; He still have no interest in the noble art of table-top RPGs and that he learned his role-skills in a inter-personnal therapy session. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:26, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I think he's just doing that roleplay shit that little kids do when something pisses them off. Like they'll roleplay scenarios they've encountered or would like to see with action figures or dolls or whatever. ("Hey Timmy? Think you can bully me? Take this! And this!" Then they make the action figures fight.) But being the retarded attention seeking fucktard he is, Chris finds it suitable to simulate homicide and then put it on the internet in the form of a death threat. --[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 14:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Has no one called the cops on him for all these threats yet? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 16:35, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Don't Mess With Me

2010-03-11T16:34:43Z

Double Nega:

Talk:Megan Schroeder

2010-03-04T23:16:06Z

Double Nega: /* Interview */

==To do==
*Add photos of Megan, from the comic and from IRL
*Talk about how she met Chris
*Their relationship
**A bit of clarification about Chris's purchases is in order. From the sounds of it, it sounded like Chris would bid on stuff for Megan off eBay since he had a credit card and Megan would pay him back, though in some cases it seems like Chris would give her presents and she went along with it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:28, 10 June 2009 (CEST)
*Write separate article for Megan Saga, if need be

==Photo of Megan + Bro from ED==
*Have you seen it? He looks as though he could have some kind of mental disability. That could go a long way toward explaining how she was able to tolerate CWC for so long. Thoughts? --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 09:44, 9 June 2009 (CEST)
: Link? [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:21, 9 June 2009 (CEST)
: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan/People#Megan_Schroeder --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 20:38, 9 June 2009 (CEST)

==To do==

Whoever uploaded all the photos and shit, YOU'RE DOING A HECKUVA JOB. Keep it up.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:37, 3 February 2009 (CET)

==Prologue and Afterword==
Could someone cite the source of the Prologue text ("Eventually, light a magical lighthouse...") and the afterword ("Yet, one can't stay on such sweet passionate feelings ...")? It's lulzy stuff, but I just want to know the exact sauce. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:48, 18 March 2009 (CET)
*Prologue was on his MySpace, it's long gone. It can be seen here [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997802418#The_Megan_Saga] The Afterword I can't find, I'm fairly sure it's from one of his blogs. Mirrored here [http://209.85.173.132/search?q=cache:FqdTi29vvXkJ:www.networksecurityarchive.org/html/FullDisclosure/2007-11/msg00098.html+%22for+now+I+walk+from+the+End+of+our+time+together%3B%22&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a]--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 10:13, 10 April 2009 (CEST)

==Megan Schroeder, a lesbian?==
Possibly Homosexual? Must remember to investigate further. [[User:Janitor|Janitor]] 09:19, 6 April 2009 (CEST)
* Wow, where did that one come from?? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 05:50, 19 May 2009 (CEST)
*Nah. she just had a soldier fetish. Possibly nazi soldiers. [[User:garfunkel|garfunkel]]
** Cite your source, bro. --[[User:Rafaal|Rafaal]] 21:41, 3 September 2009 (CEST)
*I doubt that she's lesbian. Probably bisexual, but her sexual orientation isn't really important. Assuming she's straight as a board and completely secure with her sexuality, she'd never have liked Chris as anything more than a friend. Who can blame her, really?--[[User:Staypuft|Staypuft]] 03:22, 4 August 2009 (CEST)

==Megan E-Mails==
Just curious, is there anyway we can put those e-mails on a separate page? It REALLY detracts from the page overall. I've been wanting to, really, but I didn't know how you guys would take it for another page like that [[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:44 28 July 2009 (UST)
*At the bequest of someone, it may be wise to make a page with just the Megan e-mails. It's redundant but some people want to look up shit just involving Megan and not wade through the other stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:16, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

== Nazi fetish ==

Shouldn't it be mentioned somewhere? Also she's German lol. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 19:10, 21 September 2009 (CEST)
*Nazi fetish? Sauce? [[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 20:31, 21 September 2009 (CEST)
:*Megan asked Chris in a few e-mails to buy some pics of Nazi German soldiers off eBay and she'd remark how cute they are. Guess she had a thing for men in (Nazi) uniforms. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:54, 21 September 2009 (CEST)

==Article Cleanup==

This article REALLY needs some sort of clean up and bad! I'd do it, but I don't know where to begin, since I don't know what I should or shouldn't delete! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 16:00, 1 October 2009 (CEST)

== Interview ==

Has anyone E-Mailed Megan yet? Because, I have an idea for an exclusive interview with her. Is this a good idea to do an interview with her?--[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 06:11, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

* I think she's put this chapter of her life behind her and wants nothing to do with Chris or the trolling. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:30, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

** yeah, lucas and mimms have said "her side of the story" has been told aka chris is retarded what more is there and both of them have stated that she doesn't want anything to do with this anymore. it's enough [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 08:34, 23 October 2009 (CEST)

*Ah, ok then. I guess it's case closed then. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 22:03, 23 October 2009 (CEST)
***I'm surprised that no one has tried to contact her, though[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 23:16, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

== About the paragraph on Megan's brother ==

I found this sentence a little bit odd:

*"However, emails seem to imply that John is of regular intelligence and Megan had confirmed that none of her family members are autistic."

Retardation and autism are two different things, so I don't see how a lack of autism in her family goes toward ruling out the possibility that John might be retarded. Plus, Megan's confirmation is already on the page in an email of Megan's to Chris, so it doesn't add new information. Does anyone else agree that this sentence can be shortened to everything before the first "and"? --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 09:45, 30 November 2009 (CET)

== Pixelated picture of CWC and Megan ==

I uploaded an unpixelated version of [[Image:Megan_Schroeder.jpg]] here: [[Image:ChrisAndMeganUnpixelated.jpg]].

Given how disgusting a close-up on Chris can be, I'm not sure which is the better version, but if anyone wants an unedited version it's there. [[User:IanBrandonAnderson|IanBrandonAnderson]] 05:53, 7 December 2009 (CET)

==Now I ain't sayin' she a gold-digga==

...but a section with all the shit Chris bought for her would be pretty funny. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 24 December 2009 (CET)

=TOW edits=

Anyone with half a brain knows that's not her. I highly doubt she would put her first and last name in and then make edits reguarding Chris. Also, whoever uploaded the screencap and posted the new edit to the article was probably the fag who did it. Please delete that section. --[[User:Niggastolemyfamicom|Niggastolemyfamicom]] 22:30, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Simonla Rosechu

2010-03-04T04:08:27Z

Double Nega: /* Background */

Once upon a time, '''Simonla Rosechu''' (aka '''Simonla''', pronounced sih-MOAN-luh) was an orange [[Rosechu (species)|rosechu]] who could turn her arms into drills and dig underground. She also had a drill at the end of her tail. Then her guts were shredded by a tragic toilet explosion.

Originally a [[troll|fan]] character submitted by [[Evan]] named '''Simonchu''', [[Chris]] instead added breasts and a [[china]] and turned it into Simonla so he'd have something to [[mass debating|masturbate]] to.

==Background==
Evan told Chris he got his drills from being raised by Beedrill, though any bona fide weeaboo knows the drills and the name come from Simon the Driller, from ''[[Wikipedia:Gurren Lagann|Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]''. Interestingly, in his [[Apologies to Alec and Evan]] video, Chris pronounces Simonchu as ''Sigh-Mon-Chu'' and not ''See-moan-chu'', meaning that:

*Chris has never seen Gurren Lagann before, much to the relief of many fans and
*Simonla's pronunciation would be ''Sigh-mon-lah''.

This is reinforced by other inconsistencies with the character, including mistaking Simonchu's cape for a shell on Simonla and that the Core Drill Bit was a shark's tooth necklace.

Her actual character biography is basically non-existent. While the members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] all have their own retarded little backstories to explain where they came from and what they're doing together, Simonla just shows up one day, ready to strip naked and present backdrops. She only mentions being raised by sandshrews in response to Evan's explanation of her origin

[[Evan]] eventually clears it up in his Simonchu comic: Simonla is a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|female clone]] of Simonchu, sent back in time to befriend the other Electric Hedgehogs so that Chris can prove [[Wild]] is STRAIGHT to the trolls in order to cover up [[Asperchu|Alec's SLANDEROUS portrayals]]. This explains, somewhat, Chris's constant references to Simonla and Simonchu being siblings, though it may be more accurate to consider Simonla a daughter to Simonchu. [[lie|Chris is sure to integrate this creative and interesting plot twist into his own comic immediately]], [[Mitch Sonichu|just as he expects other people to change their comics to match his ideas]].

==Simonla the [[Pedofork]]==
In the Dating Education episode, we see Simonla outside Cwcville U talking to [[Zapina]], the 14-year-old girl who wants to strip despite those "dumb child protection Laws" Chris and the Sonichu gang hate so much. Zapina refers to Simonla as "her best friend," which is creepy enough, before Simonla instructs her to get a "16-year-old boy".

One can only wonder why she would do such a thing, when any woman in her right mind would tell her to focus on her studies and hang out with friends her own age before worrying about boys, especially one two years older when she's clearly underage!

==Development==
[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|Before...]]
On 26 August 2008, Evan posted on his [[DeviantArt]] account:<ref>http://evang-y.deviantart.com/art/Simonchu-96132351</ref>

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
My Sonichu fancharacter.

Simonchu
Age: 14
Ground/Electric

Simonchu was originally a Pikachu, raised by a swarm of Beedrill. However, when Perfect Chaos attacked Station Square, the Pikachu and Beedrills watched from a nearby forest. In the middle of the battle a flash of pure Chaos energy was released, killing all the Beedrills. The Pikachu, however, was able to absorb the Chaos energy and use it to evolve. Depressed due to his parents' demise, Simonchu took his parents' drills and dug deep underground, leaving no one in CWCville to know of this unique Sonichu and his awesome powers.

until today...

...
[[Image:Simonla.jpg|thumb|...and after. Chris has the reverse Midas touch - everything he touches turns to shit.]]

Now I really must send it to him and hope he includes Simonchu in another issue. He is JUST bad enough to fit into Sonichu. </div>

Three months later, Chris did use the character, as he had wanted to create a ground-type Sonichu or Rosechu character. He could have used Simonchu, as he had Evan's permission to, but, feeling that he had enough Sonichu characters (or, more likely, needing material to [[mass debating|mass debate]] to), he decided to turn Simonchu into Simonla (playing off Simone, the feminine form of Simon), because to Chris, tits = better. Chris-chan also misinterpreted the cloak Simonchu wore as some sort of shell, judging by Simonla's line, "My shell is removable!"

Chris has claimed on Simonla's CWCipedia page that in Episode 20 he will introduce Simonchu as a ground (and only ground) type. [[Lie|He never showed up.]]

===Forced Romance===

{{Quote|plus pairing Simonla with Wild as a couple; that GIVES multiple meanings to the phrase "Opposites Attract."|Chris, [[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|completely failing to explain anything]].}}

In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]], Simonla attends the [[Dating education|dating classes]] and is eventually paired up with Wild Sonichu. Chris-chan had previously revealed this to Evan in the ancient Sonichu IRC chatroom{{cite}}, but it ended up creating one of the most horrific pages in Sonichu history.

===Evan's Response===

In late [[December 2009]], [[Evan]] [[Mailbag 22#Evan: back with a vengeance|e-mailed Chris]], accusing him of lying about the resolution Chris claimed to have worked out with him. Chris [[Rejected Mailbag#Let Me Get Back To You On That|ignored]] this e-mail.

Four mailbags later, Evan [[Mailbag 26#It isn't theft if Chris dumps a boyfriend on them|once again]] petitioned Chris, this time saying Chris was stealing his character. Evan politely asked Chris to kill Simonla in the comic, yet Chris responded by saying that he could not write out Simonla, as she was [[Wild]]'s girlfriend, and that he shouldn't be a monster for wanting to do so.

Evan [[Mailbag 35|tried again]], tired of it all, where Chris pointedly refused once more. Disillusioned with Chris, Evan allowed [[Asperchu|the creator of ''Asperchu'', Alec Benson Leary]], to feature Simonchu as one of Sonichu's friends. Whilst Simonchu is portrayed as a homosexual in the comic, [[Mailbag 40#Simonchu_swings_both_ways|Evan confirmed in an e-mail to Chris that Simonchu is bisexual]], and that Alec treated the character with far more respect than changing his gender without permission. Chris still persists with his refusal, on the grounds that depriving Wild of his girlfriend would be awful.

Evan would ask Chris to remove Simonla once again in [[Mailbag 43]]. Chris responded with one of his most bizarre and megalomanical statements yet, explaining that Simonla "didn't want" to leave CWCville, and that Evan himself "moves on" under the influence of [[Chris and his ego|Chris's Directorial Powers.]] Chris would later claim that Simonla should be considered an original character, since Chris could have, theoretically, come up with the concept on his own, with the fact that he actually based her on Simonchu's design more or less a coincidence:

{{quote|...IF I start with a Normal Rosechu, give her ground and dirt for skin, add some Drills, Natural Second Transparent Eyelids, an Armadillo Shell with a Drill Spot for a Marking on the front, and Construction Shoes, DOES NOT MEAN AT ALL of YOUR story of "Re-Modifying Simonchu with a Vagina"; THE TWO ARE SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS, so do us all a favor and QUIT B****ING AND STRESSING YOURSELF TO YOUR OWN PREMATURE DEATH.|Chris, [[Mailbag 44]].}}

TL;DR Pointless, throwaway relationships = Rights to use a fan character, in Chris's mind.

===Chris denies reality===
[[Image:Fkinglie.png|thumb|Evan's response.]]
After all this back-and-forth in the [[Mailbag]] over what to do with Simonla, on 02 February 2010 Chris added the following note to his profile of the character on the [[CWCipedia]]:

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
I had previously stated inspiration from Evan George's Simonchu Character; that was a fabrication, and I apologize for leaving the lie up for this whole time.

Simonchu was Never an Inspiration, or had Anything to do with Simonla Rosechu's creation whatsoever.

Thank you for being patient while I had thought further on Simonla's Background Story.</div>

This fooled absolutely no one. Evan and his fellows responded with a barrage of new advertisements at the top of every CWCipedia page, pointing out Chris's obvious lie.

Using those advertisements as a wedge, the Asperpedia creators hoped to eventually force Chris to do away with Simonla. As chronicled in [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|Alec Benson Leary's phone calls with Chris]], this proved to be an uphill battle. Over the course of late January and into early February 2010, Chris continued to insist that Simonla had to remain a part of his comic.

Chris relented somewhat as the ads on the CWCipedia grew more and more offensive. On [[I am Alive|February 6th 2010]], he posted a video where he conceded defeat of a kind, promising to kill Simonla and remove her entry in the CWCipedia at some time in the indefinite future. This wasn't good enough for Evan, who exerted legal pressure to have the CWCipedia locked to edits.

On 8 February 2010, in his [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Call_7|final phone conversation with Alec]], Chris claimed that he had given in, drawn the pages of Simonla's death, and had them ready for uploading. However, either he never bothered to follow through on that promise or he simply never go the chance. Early on 9 February 2010, all the CWCipedia's content was deleted from its server space.

==Death==
[[Image:WildCADbortion2.jpg|thumb|How it happened.]]
On 9 February 2010, responding to the deletion of the CWCipedia, Chris admitted that his promise to get rid of Simonla was made under duress:

{{Quote|And I never wanted to kill Simonla! But I was practically back-BLACK mailed by that god damned by that god damned Evan...|Chris, [[9_February_2010|9 February 2010]]}}

Belatedly, however, he finally made good. On 13 Feburary 2010, Evan released two pages he received from Chris, where Chris makes a rote apology (dwelling for some strange reason on the topic of hamster rape) and Simonla is killed for good. In the pages, it is shown that Simonla is killed ''by a toilet bomb in the ladies' bathroom'' during a date at the movies with Wild. After being <s>injured worse</s> treated by [[Bill the Scientist|Bill the <s>Scientist</s> Doctor]], who has apparently quit working for Team Rocket in favor of emergency medicine, Simonla passes on. Wild mourns for exactly ONE PANEL before Magi-Chan deus-ex-machinas where her killers are and he takes off on a mission of revenge. Simonla is injured offscreen and dies offscreen, exactly the opposite of what [[Alec]] [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6|requested]].

In what may or may not be a coincidence, Simonla succumbs to "her internal injury," the same fate that felled a number of Chris's [[Officer Nasty]] dolls.

Some days later, Chris released a revised version of Simonla's death, in which the drama takes place over several pages and Simonla is revealed to have shat out an egg, which is in the care of [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] when Simonla goes asplodey. A time jump occurs and the egg hatches into [[Sandy Rosechu]]. Issue 10 culminates in the father-daughter team of Wild and Sandy cooperating to execute [[Evan]] in spectacular and gory fashion, thereby going against Chris's long-held assertion that [[List of Chris's lies|he would never stoop to Alec's level and include gratuitous gore in his comic]].<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:SimonlaThePedofork.jpg|Chris subtly lets slip his pedofork tendencies through Simonla
Image:SchuComic10P20.jpg|this is God punishing Evan for sending him those e-mails.
Image:Simonlaemailqf7.png|The e-mail confirming Simonla's appearance.
Image:SimonlaOriginalDesign.jpg|Chris's original design of Simonla.
Image:Email from chris.png|Chris gives Evan his page(s)...
Image:SchuComic11P80.jpg|and starts with a wall of [[Lies|text]]
Image:SchuComic11P81.jpg|Chris kills off Simonla by having a toilet bomb blow up her [[china]].
Image:Sonichurevolution03.jpg|Alec Benson Leary offers his own take on Simonla's demise.
Image:WildCADbortion1.jpg
Image:WildCADbortion2.jpg
Image:WildCADbortion3.jpg
Image:Simonlas Death WIP.jpg|Voltorb uses self destruct

</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}

*[[Evan]]
*The TRUE, HONEST and PICKLE-HAVING Advenures of Simonchu and Niachu: [http://simonchucomics.deviantart.com/]

{{Sonichu}}

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Talk:Sandy Rosechu

2010-03-02T15:03:53Z

Double Nega:

This Sandy character is a clear derivative of Simonchu. I wonder how Evan will react to it. Hopefully, it will be with another lawsuit. It's obvious that Chris didn't learn his lesson the first time, so we might as well whip him again. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:53, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:Sandy IS simonla with a very slightly different haircut. I hate Chris so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:31, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
::I know. He made good on his promise to kill of Simonla, but he later decides to spit in the face of Evan by bringing her back in an almost identical body. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:::You just know he's going to bring Simonla back in some way. Evan wanted him to stop using the character altogether, not just kill her off. She's going to reappear as a vision to Sandy or Wild or someone. Fuck.--[[User:AIDSandstuff|AIDSandstuff]] 17:45, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Date-ed, when Wild and Simonla hooked up, was in April. Director Amenities happened in August. Using the 99-day gestation period, Sandy was concieved in early May. Wild and Simonla never married. Sandy is the first Rosechu born out of wedlock. There is so much wrong with this. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 19:03, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
:At least Chris didn't say they were married, not yet. --[[User:Marco|Marco]] 19:26, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Awesome Sandy/Lisa fusion pic. --[[User:Kettle5000|Kettle5000]] 19:45, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

You know what's weird? Sandy evolves into a Rosechu, reaches level 25 and gains fourth-grade intelligence in less than a week, while Sonichu's children haven't changed at all. Does this mean even Chris recognized those abominations are retarded, even the context of the comic? --[[User:ninjaclown|ninjaclown]] 22:14, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:Y'know, when I saw Sandy evolve, I couldn't help but think "What about the other kids?". God knows how long they've been like that. Also, Sandy's Rosechu form resembles nothing of her Rosey form... Which is either a retarded mistake, or that means Robbie, Cera and Christine is probably look different IF they evolve. That being said, doesn't maximum happiness make the grow up? Sooo... That leaves to question the parenting of Rosechu and Sonichu... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 20:37, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

:I'd say Chris's desire to shove Sandy in Evan's face as a "clever" loophole and get revenge outweighs any rational thought or realization that the demon spawn are god-awful creations. If he hasn't realized that Sonichu is an unoriginal recolor in ten years, he won't realize that Sonichu's children are among his worst creations ever. --[[User:GodBear|GodBear]] 22:35, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

:I think that Chris is [[Things Chris has ripped off|taking hints from]] Twilight (another author-appeal Mary-Sue-fest literary travesty with invincible heroes, oddly enough, although still not as bad as Sonichu) on super speshul kids. Renesmee, like Sandy, grows at a faster rate than a normal child and is (supposedly) amazingly smart for her actual age (IIRC); Renesmee was also created to be a love interest to one of the popular male characters, who [[Pedofork|imprints]] on her, and it may just be my imagination, but I can see pedofork undertones between Wild and Sandy. --[[User:Spandam-sama|Spandam-sama]] 00:06, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
:: I think the undertones are because Chris doesn't understand love in any form and can only take it from TV, which feature romantic love much more than parental love. There are much better places for pedophilia subtext in Sonichu. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:00, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***Well, considers how Chris acts toward his creation Rosechu. He thinks she's the sexiest Rosechu (furfag much? Well, we already knew that.), according to the common questions. Which means he'd fuck a Rosechu, and that's absolutely disgusting. He also scarred poor Sandy for life by allowing her to kill someone at a young age! A normal person would be psychologically affected by killing someone in that way! However, as the article says, she's a mary sue with less personality that a pebble, just like the other Rosechus. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 03:33, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
**** A psychotic murder rosechu? Pretty much like [[mailbag 54|Creepychu]], i'd say, this particular rosechu took a step further in the comics, by being the first one to commit murder, isn't she? [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:34, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*****The murder part bothers me much less than the "keep alive and in pain" part. That's the line Chris Crossed that I'll never be able to forget.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:05, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
***** Speaking of which, the new picture added to this article is quite well drawn and detailed considering the news was only recently made light. Who drew it and where can I find them? --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 05:32, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
****** If you click the image it says Beat uploaded the picture, ask him. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:44, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

*I added a small blurb about how Evan is technically Sandy's grandfather (if we go by CWC standards that a creator is the same as a father/mother). Hopefully someone with more artistic talent than myself can utilize this information for something.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 01:45, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
**Here's a Thought: If Evan is Simonchu's father, and Chris is Simonla's father...wouldn't that make Chris and Evan homogay? I really wish the mailbags were still going on[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 15:03, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Bob Chandler

2010-03-02T04:28:32Z

Double Nega: /* Congestive heart failure */

==To do==
*<strike>Picture of Bob</strike>
**Bob looks like fucking Jigsaw. Scary. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 18:34, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's relationship with Bob, in Chris's own words
*add some background to Bob's history. He goes on about himself in the date audio, and he's a pretty interesting guy, like he saw the first plastic Coke bottles shipped off from the assembly line, and he was in the Signal Corps and all sorts of other interesting stuff. We need some of that in here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:06, 26 March 2009 (CET)

(Quick question - whats the date audio? Thanks!)
*...the audio of Chris's date with [[Emily]]. As seen available on the [[The Miscreants]] website. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:31, 17 April 2009 (CEST)

Should I mention he just got sent to the hospital in the health section with congestive heart failure? [[Shawths|Shawths]]

==Great job!==

Seriously, this article is terrific now. I'm surprised how far it's come. Good work to all those involved. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:11, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

: Still need more on video games and raising Chris. The section on Chris should be the biggest in this article. Will wait for others to finish transcribing because I can't make out Bob's quiet voice in church & Emily. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 10:24, 11 June 2009 (CEST)

== Bob's birthday ==

Why did everyone think it was Feb. 9th instead of Sept. 4? Does Chris not know when his father's birthday is? [[User:Sauerkraut131|Sauerkraut131]] 04:41, 27 June 2009 (CEST)
*No, it's just hard to tell from the Family Tree poster since it's in microscopic print. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:27, 27 June 2009 (CEST)

==Radio Station Gig==
According to some of the recordings via Yahoo Messenger, didn't Bob worked at a radio station at one time? [[User:Decoy Octillery|Decoy Octillery]] 21:01, 5 August 2009 (CEST)

==i suck==

Hi, first time editor, long time lurker. I called CWC's house today, hoping to talk to him, but I got Bob instead. Those other people exaggerated about Bob's bravado in their callfail video, Bob isn't much of an opponent if you don't let him get a word in, he just seems to stammer a lot. Of note, he recognized my Texas area code (432) and said he was from Texas, and that he knew some KKK people who he said he would send over to my house if I didn't stop calling. Unfortunately it's lost to time because I can't record from my cellphone and maintain a decent quality. I called him in the morning, when he woke up I honestly thought it was Chris. Anyways, I suck at this shit, I'm gonna just lurk and wtach from now on. I don't have what it takes to be a troll. Thanks for the interesting page, and sorry I don't have any audio to give you guys. [[User:ColossalFail|ColossalFail]] 19:35, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Hey... ==

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k]

My friend sent me this video earlier today. It has to do with someone prank calling Bob to get more info out of him involving his current life. Is there anything in it we could possibly use for this article? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:41, 20 February 2010 (EST)

==Congestive heart failure==
Damn. We all knew this was coming eventually, but still.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:31, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

: We haven't confirmed it was actually Chris yet--I'm personally at 60-40 Chris, the writing style seems off(the Random Capitalization is unusual) but his posting pattern makes sense. Chris only seems to use Twitter when the CWCipedia has dicks on it and I doubt that he's checked recently.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:*The Twitter is his, he's written in the [[CWC Blog]] about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:51, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:** I don't see it on the CWCipedia updates.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:***It would explain his lack of presence for the last few days.

Talk:Things Chris has ripped off

2010-02-26T22:30:39Z

Double Nega: /* Independence Day Speech */

Fixed where it said that the Perfect Chaos Monster attacked CWCville, it actually attacked Station Square. Seems like this page could stand some heavy revision, honestly. I think the section about Yuu Yuu Hakusho can be outright removed, as that whole motion is pretty common in general and it's possible Chris actually didn't still it from there. Additionally, we should probably just remove the comics section and put Spider-man in the western animation section, unless of course we can find more stuff that he's ripped from comics, in which case that can be expanded. The Ralph Wiggums note should either be removed or added to Western Animation if you guys actually think it's important enough. The videogames section should be removed until we can actually put something into it. Could we maybe find some more stuff that he's ripped off of movies? I think the Spaceballs thing should stay, but it seems stupid to have the movies section solely for it. So, does any one else have an opinion on this? I just didn't want to go off and make such major changes by myself and piss people off. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 06:53, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think I owe y'all an explanation. When I first stalked upon this page it was even (imo, of course) less coherent than it is now. I created a new structure for it, reorganised the already existing entries and added a few new ones that I could remember. Right now it's unfinished, which I tried to show by putting a huge ass number of "Incomplete" templates on the page. I'm currently working on getting most ripoff and reference examples to fill this article, and also to create a neat template, as well. I think I'll finish it before the weekend, if not earlier. Now, about the sections: the Comic book section will include Superman and Spider-man, the Movies and TV shows section will include Gilligan's Island, I Love Lucy, and some more, the VG section will include Mario, Zelda, and some more. Ralph Wiggum - I personally think it's an unneeded joke (well, Chris's plagiarism is already a joke on itself), but didn't dare to remove it, as it was added before my time. So well... I see how the current state of the article is utterly confusing. I think I'll upload a less rough version later today. Oh, and sorry for the tl;dr reply --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:39, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::*Goku, you did the new stuff? You've got a real GOKU GET EM ATTITUDE, lololol. Srsly, I like this new revision, the old one kinda sucked. Keep it up guys, throw in some pictures and it can be a featured article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:00, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:::*Thanks, Champthom, but I think in this case "Goku Get'em attitude" translates as "No life whatsoever" lol. I have to read through all the Sonichu comics to get all the refs! Poor me :( Anyway, thanks for your appreciation! As for pictures, I was planning to add 1 for each subsection (= franchise).

::::By the way, for somecummpenntydifferent: Are there any template... er... templates that are able to include a small pic along with the text part? You know, like they have on ED? E.g., so that the template on "Places" could contain the same text part ''plus'' a small pic of Chris's house, or something. I think, that would help make our templates more different and fun to look at. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:08, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==New structure discussion==
:Oh and, by the way.
:For the final revision, I want to change this structure yet again.
:Here how I envision it:

==Franchise type==
===A Franchise That Has A Separate Article===
''See [[Sailor Moon|main article]].''
===A Franchise That Doesn't Have A Separate Article===
Laconic description of the franchise.
* Example example example.
* Example example example.

:Also, I want to include a section for a list of "not so much ripoffs, but references and cameos and such" at the end of the page.

:Discuss :) --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think with a franchise type with a separate article, you should briefly describe its relevancy to how Chris has ripped it off for those who don't feel like reading the entire article, with the "See main article" being a thing if people want to read about it more. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:20, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::*I see. I was actually planning to insert "Plagiarism" sections in all those separate articles, so the "main page" link would be like "[ [Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main page] ]". But if you think it's better to keep it all on this page, I'll just put all info concerning plagiarism on this page, and on the separate pages I'll post links to here instead. But wouldn't this page get too lengthy? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:24, 24 November 2009 (CET)
:::*It doesn't hurt to briefly describe here how Chris has ripped them off, maybe make references on their appropriate pages as well. Maybe in the case of Sailor Moon, you could discuss in this article the general things Chris rips off and then list the specific instances in the Sailor Moon article's plagiarism section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:42, 24 November 2009 (CET)
::::*Okay, I see. Well... I think I'll try to do it, and then we'll discuss the results --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 10:48, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==A preview of what the page will look like when finished==
DISCLAIMER:
# All the incomplete sections will be completed, new sections will be added etc.
# The "List of references etc." at the end of the article is my experiment. I think some shit like having a portrait of Batman in the Mayor's office or having Sackboy appear with an advert, can't be actually called "ripping off", can it? Or do you think it's still ripping off? I'm still confused about that, but I still think minor reference stuff like that should be preserved nevertheless. First, it's a sign of Chris's utter uncreativity. And second, even when not ripped off, it's still grating for fans of those franchises to see their favorite heroes bastardised by being referenced in "Sonichu".
# Most of the text on the page atm is not mine, it's what was here before I started editing the page. For an example of my additions, see "Darkwing Duck" or the "List of references etc."
# Things like [[Sonichu 0#Episode 1|S0 Ep1 p.1]] are another of my experiments. I think, it's a pretty easy to use and laconic way of informing where in the comics does stuff (like characters, quotes, references etc) appear. I think it helps people search stuff by themselves to see it with their own eyes, which is always good. I think that it can be even used elsewhere on this wiki, too, maybe. Let me know if you like it or not.
# Yes, I think all important and/or interesting stuff should be referenced up to the page number. Yes, I'm a [[pedofork|pedant]].
# I've started adding examples of things ripped off by Chris, but not necessarily in the comics. Like, when he recites a joke stolen from some show as "his" [[random-access humor]].
# I'll finish the revamp, I guess, somewhere before this weekend, if not earlier.
Now, let's discuss :) All suggestions and critique are welcome.
P.S.: By the way, don't you think the page may be too lengthy? If so, what can be done to avoid that? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:14, 24 November 2009 (CET)

:*Glad I didn't go ahead and mess with it too much, it's shaping up pretty good. It'll look a lot better once we can fill in most of the empty sections. I'll try and fill in all of the ones I know of as soon as I find the time. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 21:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)

:*I'm liking the page very much. I'm wondering if the introduction should include a mention of the revelation from [[Mailbag 4]] where Chris confirms he has no idea what creativity is when he says that it includes borrowing from a TV show or a movie. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:01, 28 November 2009 (CET)
::*Thanks! I think I'll maybe tweak the introduction a bit when the page will be nearing finish. Of course, I'll try to include any quotes or mentions which may be relevant to the subject, including your suggestion – thanks for it! --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Chuck Palahniuk==

Removed the (sic) notation next to director and added the note back (worded a bit more subtly). 'Sic' is really only used to show spelling errors or archaic spelling of a word, not to denote factual errors, and explaining why Chris fails here is probably a good idea for people unfamiliar with Fight Club or Chuck Palahniuk. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 01:25, 26 November 2009 (CET)
*Okay, first of all, thanks for correcting me on (sic), and getting my attention to the fact that people may need some info about the subjects discussed. You're right on both of these; I've taken steps to fix them. I've moved (sic) to a more appropriate place; as for information, I put Wikipedia links so people could just click and get any info themselves. As for your phrase – well, I tried to rephrase it a bit, to make it less obvious; sorry, but I feel it sounded a bit like, you know, explaining the joke. But maybe I'm wrong, I dunno – I would like some feedback about this. Also, added another possible example of "Fight Club"'s influence. --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:56, 28 November 2009 (CET)

==Postponed a bit==
Okay... Well, I promised to have the page done by the weekend. But due to some RL events, it has to be postponed a little. Bear with me, guys, ok? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 02:43, 29 November 2009 (CET)

==Under Construction==
Someone should make a template for that instead of having the awkward text at the top. Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:52, 30 November 2009 (CET)

== List of things Chris has ripped off ==

Should this be called a list? There's nothing wrong with having this just be "Things Chris has ripped off" but this is sorta a list, so why not call it as such? "Things Chris has ripped off" would be a good category, if it already doesn't exist (I think there's a similar category already but Things Chris has ripped off has a better ring to it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:05, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
*I guess it's called that because Wikipedia typically has these articles called "List of <this and that>". I think it's fine this way, because it implies that there's a lot of things chris has ripped off, which is true. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 15:40, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

==Small notes==

Just to add to some of the edits, I'm brand new here, so just thought I'd say, I'm pretty sure he may have gotten the Bugs Bunny and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 joke from Angry Video Game Nerd's review of the movie, and emphasis on the joke. I also think that his Monty Python hedgehog gag was more because it was featured in Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series episode 30. --[[User:WhiteKnightNoMore|Dr. Zoidberg]]

==New Edits==

I am new to this wiki editing and wondered if someone could critque how i did and let me know how i could improve my wiki skills. I added the section under video games for Brutal Legend, as Chris added alot of stuff from that game after it came out and he did his "review" of the game. Thanks in advance. --[[User:CaptainBilly|CaptainBilly]]

== To do ==

The big thing is mostly to complete unfinished sections. Nothing wrong with adding new stuff, but right now there's a shitton of incomplete sections and it's really annoying. Finish those up and then start to add new things that are relevant. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:10, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

== Where 'Flame the Sunbird needs pants' comes from? ==

Maybe Chris got that from the Pokemon movie with the talking Slowking. Where in a part of the movie the Slowking says he really needs some pants. Oddly enough, since in the comic it was on an island, the Pokemon movie was based on the islands Ash traveled through to get the stones. Anyone agree? [[User:Noka|Noka]] 20:35, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
*Probably, but please, sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:03, 9 February 2010 (UTC)
*It's already mentioned in [[Flame the Sunbird]]'s page that the pants phrase came from there, since it's highly unlikely he got it from the other pants rant involving Brainiac and the Legion of Doom.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:05, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

== Kel's backstory ==
Is a direct rip off of ash from pokemon, specially the part in wich she is given an electric pokemon as a starter.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:37, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

== Independence Day Speech ==

*We can also add the Independence Day Speech, Chris ripped that off from that movie. I know, I've seen the film when I was 12, and i have the VHS tape. Maybe Chris saw it on TNT recently...--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 06:07, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
**According to the Ninth Alec call, Chris had no idea it was from Independence day and that his friend, the mysterious birthday guest, wrote the speech.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 22:30, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog

2010-02-26T02:31:27Z

Double Nega: /* Sonic the Pickle */ new section

Talk:Sonichu 10

2010-02-24T00:34:01Z

Double Nega: /* Mass Effect 2 Joke */ new section

==Continuity==
You know, my own theory is that Chris's fucked up numbering system finally managed to confuse Chris himself and/or he just lost track. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:40, 15 March 2009 (CET)

So, if the medallion never gave him power, that means that the entire Anchuent Prophecy is null in void, and none of the events following Sonichu entering the mystic cave could have ever happened.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

Not to mention as well that it's obvious that the "high school ring" was just made up at the last second. If his high school ring gave him the power all this time, then why did he even have the retarded medallion in the first place? Speaking of the medallion, how did he obtain it before the Anchuent Prophecy if that was a key piece in the plot? It wasn't even explained WHY he decided "Hey, I'm gonna wear a medallion of a creature before the creature is even introduced everyday for no apparent reason!" Besides that, if the ring gave the power, why is the spot where his Sonichu medallion his weak point? Following the laws of most video games (knowing Chris abides by them), when you attack the source of power on a boss enemy, that is usually their weak point. I mean, does he not even care about the story anymore? GODDAMMIT CHRIS YOU'RE MAKING ME WORSE THAN YOU WITH MY RAMBLINGS. FUCK. --[[User:Wild Sonichu|Wild Sonichu]] 04:38, 6 May 2009 (CEST)

I find the idea of continuity in ''Sonichu'' comics quite upsetting. It was as if Chris had enough forethought to plan the whole thing. He was always impulsive over the whole storyline, mostly engrossed by a quest of pitiful revenge. I am ready to bet an old 5$ bill that, if he's called over the whole lack of continuity regarding the Anchuent Prophecy, he will just make the tribe leader appear on one page and say "No, that's cool". He's a crappy storyteller, that's all. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:05, 9 December 2009 (CET)

Well, he's all caught up with the pages and... it's funny. He didn't change the part where he sent his medallion to his "sweetheart", Blanca... despite the fact that he just set up a date with Lovely. LOL.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 08:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)

Ya know, I just realized that his comics never had a plot up until Crystal got trapped in the mirror. Look over the comics and you'll find that this is the ONE AND ONLY ongoing conflict in the entire fucking "series". Everything else is resolved in one "episode" except for the Off target sub episodes, which was resolved in two episodes. Regardless of how little the comics after Crystal got trapped in the mirror focused on her, it's been completely about finding the Sonichu testicles to save her. Sure, he's taken the majority of the time she's been gone trying to "expand" upon his characters but like I said, saving Crystal stretched over five of his shitty comics.----rob

==Fun fact about Lovely Weather==
Chris thinks it's [[random access humor|fucking hilarious]] to sing (to the tune of "Sleigh Ride"): "Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together with..." over and over. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:28, 9 December 2009 (CET)

*That sounds like a drag queen name. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 11:02, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**I don't understand. I'm scared.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:20, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**I was going to say it sounds like a show dog name, but I think I like Anaconda's comparison better --[[User:TheyCalledMeMad|TheyCalledMeMad]] 18:37, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**Lovely Weather sounds like a name I'd use for a character... which disturbs me quite deeply. Also, any idea if Lovely Weather is based on a real person (again) or if Chris is making up a codename for a future sweetheart? [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*** Page 2. He claims to have took advantage of the fact that he looks like his future self, and then fucked His future self's wife while his future self was at work. Yeah. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:52, 10 December 2009 (CET)
**** This is the disgusting part. How creepy it is to have sex with your own future wife? And what about the whole Episode 19 "God-Jesus Says Ivy&Chris 4EVAH"? How pissed God should be that Ivy is dead and Chris's first thought out of the void was to tell all about the nookie he had with a married wife. Not much Christian values here ...[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:35, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*** Also, this makes it that he's no longer a virgin in the comics, is the biggest single departure from RealChris yet. Even all his other victories were somehow unsuccessful in some way. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 05:26, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*** Chris understands time travel as Futurama presented it; X has always happened and/or will always happen. PresentChris took advantage of his future wife; FutureChris is this same Chris who 6 years ago took advantage of his resembling a married man to bed that man's wife. I guess Chris thinks it's justified because Lovely later married him. Just ''something'' about the whole situation is wrong, but due to the mechanics of time travel, pinning down exactly what is hard. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)
::* But, that's the thing: In Futurama, it was the ''past'', not the ''future'' where it occurred. If I remember correctly, Fry had accidentally vaporized the man who he thought was his grandfather and ended up boffing his grandmother. He didn't realize until Farnsworth told him that HE was his own ''grandfather''. Chris essentially screwed up the entire premise by going into the future. He won't have any direct affect to his ''present''.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 02:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)
::* Perhaps because she married the Chris of her present, not the Chris of 6 years previous? I mean, who you are as a person is a function of time; I don't really feel like I'm the same person I was 6 years ago. A lot has changed since then. The fact of the matter is that the Chris she took to be her husband wasn't the real Chris she knew and married. It may as well have been someone in a full-body Chris suit, because one would assume that the Chris of 2009 to be different in mind than the Chris of 2015, though, the ever-ignorant manchild... maybe that's not a good assumption. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 02:37, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:::*I think that's why one could argue it's rape if past Chris presents himself as future Chris, as they could be totally different people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)
:::* Try comparing Chris between now and when he started the comic and try seeing how changed he is.[/sarcasm, sort of] --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:45, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:::* More likely, Lovely Weather saw through Chris' deception but didn't care because future chris was fatter and completely bald. [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 03:24, 1 January 2010 (CET)
:::* Or there was a kinky time-travel threesome between Lovely and both Chrises. It's not masturbation if it's sex with yourself. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:47, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

==How to incorporate preview?==
Any suggestions on how to discuss the preview, since we'll be approaching the point where the preview is incorporated into the regular storyline? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:43, 16 December 2009 (CET)

i say we merge it with the regular episode description once Chris Manages to reach it.

i'm sure that's what Chris will do anyway, and when the time comes to merge them we'll use the preview section as a Christory lesson on how he put up the preview, and what pages the preview took place in. --[[User:Homor|Homor]] 12:06, 17 December 2009 (CET)

== Japanese message ==

: A message in Japanese characters listed as a "controversial statement!" is seen to the right.
OK, I know next to nothing about Japanese. I punched "controversial" in WWWJDIC and it says 問題発言 is "problematical statement; controversial statement". Which kind of looks like the marks which Chris's artistic pencil left on the paper, hence scanned and uploaded and now troubling our retinas. Now, the question remains: Which episode of Excel-Saga was this ripped off from? I still haven't watched all of them. (And if it's not from Excel-Saga: sorry, ''I just got this weird feeling that it could be from there.'' I can't really explain it.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 00:40, 22 December 2009 (CET)

The first episode. IIRC it's from Excel saying that manga artists are scum so who cares if they die, or something to that effect. Then, it was funny because it was prominent and after an actually controversial statement. Here? Pure, glorious shit. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:32, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Cogsdev is a gal-pal now?==

I... don't know what to think about this. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:40, 23 December 2009 (CET)
*wut now? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:22, 1 January 2010 (CET)

==Plagiarism to the EXTREME==

This is interesting... or not, but even still. It seems that Chris is really pushing the tracing deals to the extreme here. [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic10P12.jpg|the picture of Chris-Chan Sonichu] was apparently [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/9184.html|traced from a piece of Sonic fan art], as well [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/images/thumb/1/1f/SchuComic10P22.jpg/512px-SchuComic10P22.jpg| the first two fight "panels"] were ripped from a fight scene from the Archie Sonic comic "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles". Maybe I've missed some others earlier (basically scared to look back), but this is probably the worse I've seen Chris rip off stuff in his comic (in terms of scenes, not ideas). --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:02, 27 December 2009 (CET)

== Popit tool. ==

I know no one probably gives a shit but the "beams" that Jason, Beel and Chris use are the popit tool from little big planet. It was tough to tell what it was until I actually played LBP and recognized that the menu Jason is fiddling with is the tool menu from the stage creation mode.

Cept Jason and Beel use a red popit tool, Chris uses a red one yet it is only blue in the games. Just pointing Stupid shit out guys. Happy new year.--[[User:Rob|Rob]] 09:50, 1 January 2010 (CET)rob

**Actually, the color it appears in the game is based on the color the player uses for their Sackboy. Conceivably it could be one of the many colors from the game, including red. It just happens to be red here because red is "evil" and Chris is a moron. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:08, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==Page 29==
Chris looks so bored. Also, how little effort could this possibly take? Seeing this page just fills me with hate and anger.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:45, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

==Pages 30-34==
God DAMN. I just ''love'' how Chris writes his characters ''not'' as actual characters, but as ''mouthpieces'' for his own self! I mean, look at Jason! In Issue 8, Jason says that he doesn't want to take down Chris's ED page and is willing to launch a pickle at Rosechu, yet here, he condemns Jack and Clyde for being homo trolls and decides to retire away. Then, BEEL, of all people, condemns THEM for being homo trolls! Then, Chris makes the two commit suicide, just like he wants them to!

Augh! So much rage!

On a side note, I love how Chris inserts that side note that he wants the MMPR team again and "disses" the other teams. Wow, way to live in the past, Chris! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 04:27, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Chris always amaze me. I keep on thinking about how deeply retarded the whole comic is and, oh so suddenly, he finds a way to dig himself in a hole a lot deeper. I wonder how Clyde and Jack will react to this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:31, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:**I want them to make him ''really'' suffer for that. Otherwise, once he's done making Issue 10, I'm gonna go make my own comic in retaliation. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 04:47, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:***Sweet merciful Jesus, ''why?'' The last ten pages or so are probably the most disgusting things I've ever read (and this from someone who's read and lol'd at almost all of this wiki). They make ''even less sense'' than the typical Chris tract. I'm almost impressed at how in these ten pages he's managed to pack in so much fail. That's it, I'm making a comic where Naitsirhc is the hero and saves everybody. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:24, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:**** Hey, dipwad, I called it! Nah, I'm kidding, but mostly about the dipwad part. I got a good chunk of plot for my comic thought down, but I'd like to ask about your's first. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 05:37, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*****I'll put the general overview in my sandbox. And @ Griffintown's post below: Reading these pages is pretty much like watching Chris jerk himself off. He's only doing it to satisfy some vague desire to be the big boy on the playground. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 05:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:****I just read them. The crazy thing is, I'll bet he actually considers this a victory. He's sitting in his room right now going "I showed those trolls a thing or two!" Ok, no, actually he's probably still frothing mad over mailbag 32, but the point remains.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:32, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*****That's it. CWCville is this magical place in his head where he can win all his battles. Chris acts as if his comics (and mostly everything he produces, videos and texts included) were Magical Talismans able to affect the real life. The best think that can happen right now is to see some serious "Clyde & Jack" action who will force Chris to "Undead" them in the next comic so he can beat them again. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:42, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*Why does this remind me of the GI Joe episode where Cobra made a machine to destroy buildings with the power of rock?--[[User:Yawn|Yawn]] 5:50, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

==Page 36==
Rosechu is menstruating despite being medically sterile and being a Pokemon. Also, tampons and kinky sex in a TV-Y7 work. I don't know, I have trouble even thinking of the page without being filled with rage at the directions Chris takes his comic in. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 04:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==Page 37==
Christian... Freaking... Love... Day... I thought he was reaching the bottom in retardation but this is so... wrong. THIS begs to be turned into a "Gay Day" celebration. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:10, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*It does! And what's so funny is that, Chris actually thinks that, if there WAS a cure for homosexuality, everyone in the world would be willing to go through this. Yes, I know this is Chris's world and we're just looking in, but still, this had to be said. First of all, vaccines are voluntary, not mandatory. If someone came up and said "Hey, we got the cure for homosexuality! Come and get it!", how many would take it? Not very many! Second of all, there's no real plausible way the cure could be passed through the water. That's only really in movies or comics! Water treatment plants have too many chemicals that would dilute or eradicate it. Besides, even if they did drink it, it has to be through the blood, not the stomach.

:I know, again, it's Chris's world, but I just had to get it out of my system. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

== oh boy! ==

After Jacks appearance in the comic, we should expect an epic phone call soon! -[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 3:45 PM, January 8th 2010

==Page 40==

"Oh, Don't Worry, I am consentual." is now my favorite line in the whole frickin' comic. Because it's just... so wrong on so many levels. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*Add to this the "Lovely Weather will be my wife" angle and then you realize how twisted Chris can be. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:19, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*Add this to the fact that, canonically in Family Guy, Meg gets a sex change in the future. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 16:33, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*I was weirded out by the Lovely Weather kinky time-travel sechs thing, but not as much as other people (Chris never did tell all the details, so for all we know, he could've told her, or FutureChris might have even been involved in a kinky time-threesome. The whole thing was unsavory to me, but I reserved judgment and wrote it off as Chris being Chris) ...but this, THIS is what shocked and made me sick, because previously, Comic-Chris never actually 'cheated' because his sweethearts either disappeared or died or whatevs; and I'm one of those people who think cheating (and ''unrepentant'' cheating at that!) is one of the worst things you can do in a relationship.

: [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/puppet_chaos/whut.jpg The Medicine Seller probably would react the same way I did] Too bad I don't have a Sword of Exorcism. (...if you know what I'm talking about, you get a cookie made out of internet and win) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 16:42, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Someone should save those last few pages with Meg and all the pages where Lovely Weather is mentioned just in case Chris retcons either one of them. Unfortunately, atm, CWCipedia is fucking down again. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:08, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:**Godfuckingdamnit, 100mb, undown CWCipedia already! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:00, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:**Done! I am happy(er)! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:59, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

==Page 42==
Pfft. I like that "apology". "I know I drew some very stupid and offensive pages, but I wanted to get through your DAMN DIRTY SKULLS that I'm STRAIGHT! Please, don't leave me!"

He starts to apologize, derails, then grovels. Epic Chris. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:51, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== So meg was Silvana. ==

I'm sure Chris has some retarded plot planned around this, but the only thing that's really important is the fact that he just knowingly drew himself making out with a hedgehog that has a dick.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:18, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
* What surprised me is that he essentially subverted his whole Meg Griffin fantasy and more or less acknowledged that it was pretty messed up. It's a strange level of self-awareness. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
**Of course it makes you wonder, why did Magi-chan just watch?--[[Yawn|Yawn]] 6:58, 12 January 2010
:* Maybe Magi-Chan just doesn't give a shit? He seems pretty lazy, judging by how much time he just spends doing nothing. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== Collosal Chris-Chan ==

Oh God, he actually used it. He actually used that horrible thing.

Two other things:
1. Page 43-44's transformation sequence is a direct ripoff of the Super Sonic/Shadow transformation before the final boss in Sonic Adventure 2.
2. Himself in panel 3 of Page 43, (the one where he's looking up), is sadly the best drawing he's done, anatomy-wise. (note the head isn't _too_ mishapen) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:46, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== Just noticed this ==

Magi-chan, on page 37, said that homosexuality and asexuality are extinct... but nothing about bisexuality. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:27, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
:*My main theory on this is that Chris is ignorant of bisexuality. At the moment someone will ask the question, he will say something like "Yes, them too.". [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
** As someone who has spent some time in the South, for a lot of people bisexuality is syononymous with homosexuality. [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:13, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==Recent Pages==

Wow... the fail is overwhelming here. Zelina's just another vapid Rosechu, Chris actually thinks that people use their X-Box as fully functioning computers, he rips off a stage from the ''Shadow the Hedgehog'' game, he fails in website protection, he turns the Asperchu-type Sonichu characters into vapid, worshiping idiots who wanted real names, then strips them of what they had because he can.

Jeezus, Chris.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:36, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

Note also that Chris sprouts a third eye after he jams his finger in the controller port. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 04:32, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

Note also also that "Mitch Sonichu" looks like the [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Uja7HbHJnMk/Sb8aG3Nr7gI/AAAAAAAAAHg/MUf8op1X4Xk/s320/brawny.jpg Brawny paper towel guy], an ambiguously gay lumberjack. Chris, for someone who swears up and down that HE IS STRAIGHT STRAIGHT STRAIGHT, has no problem whiling away his leisure time giving free, unsolicited homomasculine makeovers to random dudes. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 04:53, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

== Christian is a God ==

According to page 57 that is. The Asperchu Sonichu comments on how Alec made him "worship a false God" (Liquid Chris), but apparently they worshiped Christian from before.

And now we have recolors of recolors.

Someone should also point out to Chris that Microsoft is also the creator of Windows, which is what he uses. -[[User:Scarf|Scarf]] 20:23, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== What's the dating sim? ==

What's the Hex Bawx dating sim that Chris refers to? I haven't had dinner today and I can't find a darn thing on xbox.com — if there's one thing that bugs me about Xbox, it's that Microsoft has no idea on usability in certain cases =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:48, 21 January 2010 (UTC)
:A game called "Don't be nervous talking 2 girls" link: [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182]. I wonder how he found out about this, I know in /cwc/ we were talking about showing this to him but nothing came from it. Makes me wonder if the autistic wonder is actually lurking on a better board than EDF. --[[User:Da-zen-man|Da-zen-man]] 21:53, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

== Pages 61-68 ==

Someone better get to summarizing these shit stains. I can't because I'm at school and can't look at them for more than a second each --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:47, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
* On it. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:07, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
** I summarized them, but some details aren't so great. I haven't read Moon Pals, nor all of Asperchu, and I have no idea who the blond chick is at that table. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:34, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

== President Obama? ==

It's August '08 during episode 21. Obama won't be president for 4 more months, and even then, I figure the economy is more pressing than Asperchu. Hell, the Asperpedia wouldn't be made until 2010, so Collosal Chris-Chan is raging at things that wouldn't happen for over a year. He just can't leave that soapbox alone!--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 22:21, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
* It gets dumber than that, Chris supposedly destroyed Asperpedia when he blew up the HEX BAWKS, didn't he? I'm amused that begging the president for intervention made its return. Its almost like a shout-out to the ED days.
* I want to send an email about this, but I'm afraid the Sysop's gonna reject it like she did the last three. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:51, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
** What the hell? I sent in two, anyways. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:15, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
*Holy shit I completely forgot that the comics weren't running on Earth Time! [[User:Inkmonkey|Inkmonkey]] 00:16, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
*Upon further analysis, Chris goes to ruin a person he's never even hinted at before for things that don't make sense unless you consider the metaphysical nature of Chris' existence as both creator and protagonist of his story and even then are incomprehensible to normal logic, that aren't told of until Chris has already done his damage. The actions of Alec and the rest of Asperpedia's crew, which barely make sense in the context of bothering fictional comic characters, are somehow worse than murdering at least 100 people and injuring hundreds more. These actions are horribly illegal and require the highest law in the land, while the aforementioned murder is somehow not a national security issue. Dammit, Chris. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:39, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

== Fan art ==

We need some fan art of some of the events and characters in this comic. Currently it's a giant boring hunk of text, and that's not fun at all.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:04, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
* I was thinking of making a drawing of Collosal Chan as a blood-thirsty monster charging towards our poor heroes, Alec, Jack, Evan, Sean, Clyde, and Mao, as they hold their spots valiantly to stop him to causing any more bloodshed. The summary would be called: The whole plot of Sonichu 10! Lol! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 02:49, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==Allison's Problem==

Alright, I did a double check, but for reference, Allison's problem with Moon-Pals was that she showed up as a constantly happy girl (who's high on heroin). She appears a number of times, with Episode 17 being the more recent appearance (mocking Chris the whole way through). --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:46, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

==Soup Hotel Rosechus==

Did anyone else notice that while Ultra Sonichu used Chaotic Remedy to cure the Aspiechus of Aspergers, he never even thought of using it to cure the Soup Hotel Rosechus? It seems that to Chris, Aspergers is a fate worse than being paralyzed from the waist down. Well, hot damn, by that logic, I should wish for physical paralysis! --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 17:47, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
*Well you can't have people running around out there with a similar condition to autism. They are stealing the limelight away from <s>true autistics</s> Chris. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:38, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

==Plot Twist==

If Chris were a decent writer, this is the part where I'd expect Mary's entire "Bawwww" story as an elaborate trick to get the all-powerful Hobo to free Graduon. But we know something like this won't happen.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:07, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

==Page 75==

Anyone noticed how Chris's blades are a God of War rip-off? [[User:GUInterface|GUInterface]] 08:44, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
*I think thats a coincidence. Chris hasn't even properly played Metal Gear Solid, I think its very unlikely that he would play God Of War. Although he'd probably like it if he did. If theres one thing that our Chrissy would love to do, its play as a God. Either way, thats not even my concern right now. What I would like to be highlighted, is that Slaweel surendered to him, told Chris that what happened was not entirely her fault, and even let him destroy Graduon and thus take away a large portion of her powers, and then he tries to kill her with two big swords. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
**And he said she'd never be forgiven. All because she did her job properly six years ago. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 21:03, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
**Edward - Chris knows what God of War is. Apparently, the Field Trolls who got Chris to drink found that out through him. And the way the "blades" are drawn, those are Kratos' blades.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:28, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
***True - It's mentioned in [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris and His PSP|The PSP Video]] in [[Chris's Big Night Out]]. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 23:11, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
***Sorry then. My mistake. I need to do more lurking by the looks of it. My point about Chris attacking Slaweel still stands though. She did literally just give up to him. Not to mention that she has not done nearly as much as some of Chris's other enemies. I seem to recall one episode about Blake stealing the Master Sunstone. That apparantly would have ended life as we know it and caused all sorts of mutations and shit. What about Beel? He was an assistant to Hitler. Graduon himself had tried to wipe out two old Native American clans. Hell, even the supposedly saintly Comic Chris, has done worse than Mary. He killed 200 people by blowing up a building, caused the Gay Holocaust. Even if we assume that interfering in his Love Quest really is the ultimate sin, then wouldn't Bagget and Jerkhief be the #1 offenders? Mary gave him a stern talking to, but those two had him arrested and put on trial.--[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:44, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

==1-Episode Issue?==

I'm of the understanding that Chris limits each Sonichu issue to 100 pages maximum. Well, so far episode 21 has taken up over 3/4 of that limit. Is it safe to assume that once Episode 21 is complete, that'll be it for Sonichu 10? Because that would mean that the entire issue was basically a "clean-up" issue, in which Chris resolved just about every plot thread involving himself. If so, I think the article should reflect that a little bit more. At the moment it just talks about the circumstances of the preview's release. [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 21:41, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

== Mass Effect 2 Joke ==

I find the joke a bit weak. I know people would say its a dating game, but Chris probably wouldn't even consider it, because he's only interested in getting a date in the real world, which I doubt Mass Effect would be able to teach him.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 00:34, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mailbag 55

2010-02-20T19:21:20Z

Double Nega: /* Email to the President */ new section

==="What is YOUR Dream Career?"===

Anyone have any idea as to how Chris could have possibly misread the message to produce that idiocy? [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 05:03, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:If I had to guess I'd say it's like the time Clyde called Chris out on his idiocy in IRC, and Chris responded by asking Clyde if he liked family guy. So some sort of autistic escape tactic, I guess.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:18, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

That was my message, any suggestions on how to reply? I was going to reiterate my statement and give an answer to the question.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:50, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
: Also, I think it's because I brought up his insane Crystal "Prophecy" thing. Now I think he thinks God tells people what job they should have as well as who they should pair off with.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:53, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:Sounds about right for Chris. Go ahead. Make a response. We can't let him get away with this bullshit. Also on a seperate note: Did he just fucking admit to being a bad Christian?! Holy shit. Thats...What? The third time in his life he has admitted to being wrong? Its certainly a first for the mailbag. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:39, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:: I wasn't really surprised at all. He's happy to say that he's wrong at times, it just doesn't mean anything. He'll just refuse to change his actions or behaviour; it's just lip service to shut people up when he has no defence. Like repeating people's words on the phone to 'prove' that he's really listening. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 13:54, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

== Email to the President ==

Anyone want to send him that picture of Obama in his swimsuit at the beach? Also counterpoint that the only reason girls go to see the Twilight movies is to see those half-naked men. I would do it, but my emails never get published[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 19:21, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mailbag 54

2010-02-20T19:07:08Z

Double Nega: /* "Crystal is my comic self's sister. She does not exist in real life */ new section

shuld we provide a link to Gendo? He is obviously meant to be Gendo Ikari. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gendo_Ikari
:You know, it's okay to just do it. You don't have to ask permission.
:But yeah, we totally should.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:53, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
*:I agree with Beat; the slogan "Just Do It" applies here. Also, please sign your post by typing four (~) at the end of it. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:23, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

=="Fickle", "Omnipotent", "Antidisestablishmentarenisim", and "Supercalifragilisticespialadocious"==
Fickle is the word Chris uses to describe his battery life (Not the best choice, but whatever). Omnipotent is what colossal-chris-chan is. Supercalifragilisticespialadocious is a made up magic word from Mary Poppins.

But the real gem here is antidisestablishmentarianism, which is the belief that the government should be separate from the church. I guarentee you Chris has no idea what this means. That said, it's no use calling him out on it, because he does know how to look things up.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:29, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

== "Crystal is my comic self's sister. She does not exist in real life ==

This adds a lot of questions about his "Comic characters are real" theory[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 19:07, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8

2010-02-19T13:53:51Z

Double Nega:

This is fucking incredible.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:12, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

Usually I like jumping in and making minor edits to phone calls. I did a couple to Alec calls 1 and 2. But I can't dive into this one. Alec sounds genuinely concerned about the tard. I can't be neutral on this. [[User:TheBrownSonichu|TheBrownSonichu]] 07:44, 19 February 2010 (UTC)
: It's good to see someone who seems interested in helping him out, and sticking through Chris's BS to get it done.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 13:53, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

==Transcription==
Currently up to 20:34. Gonna try to plug up to maybe 25-30 minutes. Alec fucking with Chris's bizarre grasp of metafictional reality is some next-level shit. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:28, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Rosechu

2010-02-18T11:24:35Z

Double Nega: /* Competely Ignoring Amy Rose? */ new section

==What The Fuck==
I like how Chris still draws rosechu in those ''really'' short skirts and gives her the vagina of a 14-year old; seriously he does.

==Rosechus Better==
If Rosechu was transformed from a Raichu, that would actually make her better than Sonichu, stat wise. ~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
*But because she's a woman, she's weaker than Sonichu :3. Seriously though, get in Mumble and if Chris ever comes back, ask him that. Hell, I'll ask him that. I'd like to see how he explains it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:18, 9 March 2009 (CET)
*technically if Kel had a thunderstone she could've made raichu evolve early. So it could be that the raichu (rosechu) was at a weaker level than pikachu (sonichu) prior to the story. [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 05:24, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

==Marriage==
Need to incorporate the stuff about Sonichu marrying Rosechu here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:13, 3 August 2009 (CEST)

How about a timeline?

Rosechu's 17th birthday-December 22, 2005

Sonichu's 18th birhtday-March 17, 2006

Marriage-March 17, 2006.

Conception of Cerah-Likely the night of March 17 2006

Episode 12-Around May 29, 2006

Episode 12.5-June 27, 2006

Cerah Rosey Born-June 29, 2006

Conception of Christine- Around July 1, 2006

Christine Rosey born-October 7, 2006

Conception of Robbie- Around September 20th, 2006

Rosechu's 18th birthday-December 22, 2006

Robbie Sonee Born-February 26, 2007

Episode 15-November 2, 2007

Episodes 13/14 are undated.

Either way, Sonichu was 18 and Rosechu 17 when all 3 of their children were conceived. I leave it to a better writer to sort this out.

Oh yeah, all but the conception dates were given by Chris himself. I'm just guessing those. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 19:04, 7 August 2009 (EST)

== Completely forgotten? ==
Chris has a page for god damn simonla, but he hasn't even gotten around to making a page for Rosechu?
Isn't she the third most important character after Chris and Sonichu? [[User:Sallyfox|Sallyfox]] 03:17, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Rosechu isn't Transgender ==

Though it's fun to claim that and make Chris flustered, but Rosechu was created before 2007, and before Pokemon introduced gender differences in species. Back then, all Raichus had pointed tails. I know some Krapplefag would add it to this page.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:18, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

: That's the Joke [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 01:34, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
: regardless, it's something Chris has produced a video and picture responding to so i think it's worth noting. and yeah, that's the joke. -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 01:50, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
:: although i suppose it wouldnt hurt to add some clarification to the section -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 02:05, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

== Competely Ignoring Amy Rose? ==

Chris's page for Rosechu does not site how he ripped off Amy Rose to make Rosechu. Looks like she's the prototype for his Simonla shenanigans.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 11:24, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Asperchu/Background

2010-02-16T00:31:29Z

Double Nega: /* Larry D. Waltz */

[[Image:AsperchuFanArt.png|thumb|right|That's right, '''Asperchu''' is so popular, it's fan art that has received fan art of itself.]]
''This article is about Asperchu, a very well thought out webcomic. For Chris's views and such and all that, see [[Asperchu]].''

{{Quote|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of rejection, tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love.

Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic bizzaro Chris.|An anon on /cwc/, summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}

{{quote|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a Parody of a Sonichu with aspergers, which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like autism, then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.|[[Chris]] on Asperchu, [[Mailbag 24]]}}

'''Asperchu''' is a [[parody]] of [[Sonichu]] detailing the zany misadventures of Asperchu, the electric hedgehog [[Pokemon]] with <strike>[[autism|high functioning autism]]</strike> [[Asperger syndrome]]. It can be read [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ here], its homepage is [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/ here] and the /cwc/ thread can be found [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/5448.html here]. The creator of this delightful series sometimes forgets to upload a page or two in chronological order, but this is due to his Asperger's Syndrome affecting his memory.

Notably, it has a brief mention on [[CWCipedia]] in Chris's list of Sonichu parodies.

==Protagonists==
===Asperchu===

[[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|left|The Good, Godly, STRAIGHT Asperchu.]]

One day, Sonichu wandered into a stall the bathroom at the Minneapolis International Airport. While tapping his foot underneath the wall of the stall next to him, he accidentally brushed his foot against that of a man who had Aspergers Syndrome; the resulting union birthed the lovable hero we all know today.

Asperchu lives in Minnesota with his grandparents, Grandma Snorlax and Grandpa Alzheichu; his father went out to get a case of beer and promised to be right back, although this was some time in late 2003 and he hasn't been seen since. When not working hard on Youtube videos, he prefers to relax by playing video games on his Xbox 360 or hanging out with his joy-boys at the mall food court. He attends Normandale Community College with his two best joy-boys, Max and Jivin.

He is currently on a Love Quest to obtain a gal-pal who he can build into a sweetheart from the ground up. His standards for a gal-pal are not terribly stringent, although he will not abide gingers or tolerate those who do. He eventually met and fell in love with Dixie Chu, beginning his Dix Quest to win her heart.

Asperchu is a high-functioning electric/aspergers hedgehog pokemon. He has no electric-type attacks; however, his aspergers-type attacks do double damage against autistic-type pokemon. His strongest attack is the Asperhameha, which hits his target with a blast of furious energy and can leave them confused and prone to developing mental blocks of their own.

*Asperchu is, of course, based on [[Christian Weston Chandler]]; his overweight appearance and clothing precisely emulate Chris's, and Asperchu's goatee is from Chris's [[Rollin' and Trollin']] phase. Asperchu's mannerisms are also directly copied from Chris, especially the ego, narcissism, self-entitlement, and fixation on the [[Love Quest]]. Also, Asperchu's saga parallels Chris's descent into madness, with early issues focusing on Asperchu's fairly-innocent Love Quest, and later issues showing him to be just as big a [[duck|prick]] as Chris has become.

===Sonichu===

[[Image:TheOtherAsperchu.jpg|thumb|100px|Asperchu's bestest joy-boy Sonichu, who eventually got his own spin-off comic due to the popularity of Asperchu.]]

The brother, father (technically, one of two fathers), hetero-life mate, and STRAIGHT joy-boy of Asperchu, with whom he is engaged in an everlasting, STRAIGHT bromance.

Sonichu shows up from time to time to assist Asperchu in his adventures and in defeating the villainous forces of the Troll Lords. Even if there aren't any villains to fight or adventures to be had, however, Sonichu and Asperchu just can't stand to be apart for long, so occasionally they will meet up for a late night snuggling rendezvous. He is currently running for the office of District Attorney of the state of Virginia, on a vigorous platform of promoting both gay rights and recognition of Aspergers Syndrome as a component of the Autism Spectrum.

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===Max===

[[Image:Max.jpg|thumb|left|100px|Asperchu's plucky, polyurethane sidekick.]]

One of Asperchu's best friends. He is always a True, Caring friend who only ever looks out for his joy-boys. He is composed of 80% memory foam and is capable of absorbing the properties and attacks of other people by temporarily ingesting them.

At the funeral for the Chaotic Combo, it's revealed that Max is also a priest.

He is a [[Lie|completely original character]] and is not derived from [[Wikipedia:Kirby_(character)|any source]] other than Alec Benson Leary's own imagination.

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===Jivin Pickles===

[[Image:Jivin.jpg|thumb|100px|Aww, shit son, Asperchu just got GANGSTA all up in here.]]

The son of a prominent cucumber farmer, Jivin is Asperchu's black best friend who is black. He is keen to assist Asperchu in his Love Quest, although some speculate it is merely an excuse for him to pursue his own personal Fuck Quest, as his attitude toward gal-pals, while enthusiastic, appears less than wholesome at times. Instead of Christmas, Jivin celebrates Kwanzaa. Asperchu has suggested that he possibly does not realize Jivin is black. The Pickles family are the guardians of one of the seven Chaos Pickles.

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==Villainous trolls==

===Sinestro===

[[Image:Sinestro.png|thumb|100px|Sinestro, looking slanderous.]]

As the apparent leader of the trolls, Sinestro has attempted to create numerous clones of Asperchu in order to find the seven Chaos Pickles, including Metal Asperchu and Noir Chu. Lisa and Dino Dash have been at his command from the very beginning, and he has convinced John to join him as well.

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===Lisa===

[[Image:PrincessLisa.jpg|thumb|100px|She will break your Heart Level.]]

A girl who attends Normandale Community College, Asperchu took a fancy to her, and worked up the courage to ask her on a date for some fine dining and pleasant conversation at the local Burger King; she agreed. However, her plan all along was to steal his Asperchu Medallion and lower his Heart Level. Although Asperchu later defeated her in battle, she still succeeded in both goals. She appears to be in the employ of Sinestro, to whom she delivered the Medallion.

*Lisa most closely resembles Chris's ex-sweetheart [[Blanca]]. As with Lisa, Blanca pretended to be interested in Chris in order to steal his medallion.

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===Radar===

[[Image:GJ-Radar.jpg|thumb|100px|left|He has GodJesus in his heart. Do you?]]

GJ-Radar, known as John to people who aren't Asperchu. A Born-Again Baptist from rural Texas, he and his fiance Kendra traveled to Minnesota after becoming aware of Asperchu's Youtube rants, which they deemed sacrilegious and sinful. John confronted Asperchu and demanded he overcome his hypocrisy; Asperchu responded by challenging him to a Youtube Godstar Challenge to prove who the real Christian was. John was declared to be the one true Christian, while Asperchu was declared a fraud. Asperchu subsequently stole John's own crucifix necklace and used it to power his Jesus-hameha attack, which hit and injured Kendra when she intervened. Sinestro approached John, offering to heal Kendra in return for his services.

* Based off the [[Singstar Challenge]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. John and Kendra most likely represent [[Liquid]] and [[Kacey]]

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===Dino Dash===

[[Image:DinoDash.png|thumb|100px|Shit was SO DASH.]]

Dino Dash kidnapped Jonas Chu in order to impersonate him at the Guitar Hero championship and abduct Dixie Chu as part of Sinestro's plan to obtain the seven Chaos Pickles. He is the strongest and most cunning of Sinestro's pawns.

*Dino Dash is based on [[Clyde Cash]]

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===Count Plot Cohesuon===

Count Plot Cohesuon is the mysterious force that may be behind Sinestro's search for the Chaos Pickles. He is not fond of deus ex machina.

*Count Plot Cohesuon is a parody of [[Count Graduon]] from the original Sonichu comic.

===Metal Asperchu===

Metal Asperchu was to be Sinestro's ultimate tool in finding the seven Chaos Pickles, but refused to follow his orders and proceeded to seek the Chaos Pickles on his own. Metal attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion to guide his quest, then brutally murdered three of the five members of the Chaotic Combo.

From there he goes and forms an alliance with the severly crippled Bionic the Hedgehog, doing random tasks like blowing up fast [[McDonalds|food resturants]] and killing [[Robotnik|Teddy Roosevelt]]. Bionic then orders the robot to bring him Christian Weston Chandler as his final task.

* Based off [[Metal Sonichu]] who is based off Metal Sonic.

===Noir Chu and Aspercream===

Noir Chu was Sinestro's newest attempt to clone Asperchu by adding a black man named DeShaun into the mix. However, DeShaun's girlfriend jumped into the mixture with him and was turned into the rabbit Aspercream.

* Noir Chu is based on [[Blake]].

===Ian Brandon Anderson===

[[Image:IBAasperchu.png|thumb|100px|The evil and deceitful IAN BRANDON SOMETHING.]]

Ian believes himself to be the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler, but is instead a fat, insane man-child. Ian rules CWCville through a totalitarian regime, although the CWCville Liberation Front constantly fights against his evil oppression. He forced women in middle school and older into prostitution as a form of [[Dating Education|sexual education]].

If he doesn't get his way, he uses his [[Megatron Pistol|Transformers gun]] to silence anyone who questions his delusions. Ian attempted to murder Christian to prove that he was the real Chris Chan and also attempted to murder the "parodic" Sonichus before being set on fire by Metal Asperchu. He hasn't been seen since.

According to a later page of Issue 2, Ian had at one point raped the [[Basement Rosechus]] in his "[[Love Quest]] Dungeon" [[Crystal Weston Chandler|impregnating them]] with his disgusting [[Semen|SLANDER SEED]].

In Issue 3, he is seen again, wearing the clothes he wore during the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video. It is currently unknown about the damage done by Metal Asperchu's attack.

*Ian Brandon Anderson is a version of Chris based on the [[Liquid Chris]] saga. Ian's appearance is a direct parody of Chris's.

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===Bionic the Hedgehog===

A mysterious orange hedgehog who resides in a [[Wikipedia:Dr. Wily|Dr. Wily-isque]] factory. An accident (which has yet to be told about) has rendered the hedgehog trapped inside a strange wheelchair, talking through a speaker box. He gleefully allows Metal Asperchu to take the blue Chaos Pickle, then tells him he has the means to find and retrieve the other five Chaos Pickles. He orders the robot to kill Dr. Robotnik, then ominously declares that he wants Chris.

*Bionic's condition is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:Christopher Pike|Christopher Pike]], the first captain of ''Star Trek's USS Enterprise'', with the exception that Bionic could still talk while Pike could only respond with light

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==Supporting characters==

===Dixie Chu===

The girl of Asperchu's dreams. Dixie been dating Jonas Chu and is disgusted by Asperchu, but that fact hasn't kept Asperchu from pursuing her. Asperchu has dedicated his life to obtaining "Dix" as his sweetheart.

* Dixie Chu is based off a number of Chris's [[gal-pals]], but is probably more centered on [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Kacey]].

===Jonas Chu===

Asperchu's rival for the heart of Dixie Chu. Asperchu first met Jonas Chu at the Brass Dragon, where, in preparation for the Guitar Hero championship, they competed for the right to be Dixie Chu's boyfriend. Jonas beat Asperchu, but only by "cheating" by playing on Hard mode, which Asperchu had not yet mastered. Jonas was then kidnapped so that Dino Dash could replace him in the tournament and abduct Dixie.

He escaped over a week later by chewing through his handcuffs. Jonas followed Max and Jivin to Sinestro's castle, where he was reunited with his love.

* May have been based off the events from [[CWC More Than A Feeling]] of the [[Liquid Saga]].

===The Chaotic Combo===
'''Wild Sonichu''' is the leader of the Chaotic Combo and Simonchu's gay lover. Despises Asperchu's desire to win back Dixie Chu.

'''Angelica Rosechu''' uses her wings and her faith in GodJesus to help her fight the forces of evil.

'''Punchy Sonichu''' is the master of the "anshuent Chinaman martial arts." He has a very noticeable accent due to his ethnicity.

'''Bubbles Rosechu''' is the entirely useless member who just hangs out with the group. She is extremely [[retarded|slow-in-the-mind]] and is prone to injuring herself in the process.

'''Magi-Chan Sonichu''' uses his psychic powers to aid the Chaotic Combo. Magi-Chan is able to locate any person by going into a five-and-a-half hour trance. He also likes to go on long walks in the park and [[Mass debate]] to videos of Simonchu and Wild's Honeymoon tapes. He also seems to have a thing for Simonchu as well.

Wild, Angelica and Punchy were all brutally murdered by Metal Asperchu. Bubbles and Magi-Chan are later murdered by Silvana.

===Simonchu===

Although [[Simonchu]] stars in his own comic series, he appears in Asperchu as the bisexual lover of Wild Sonichu. Metal Asperchu attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion. He is rendered grief-stricken when Metal Asperchu killed Wild, allowing him to be taken advantage of by Rosechu.

===Christian Weston Chandler===

[[Image:RealcwcAsperchu.png|thumb|100px|The TRUE and HONEST CWC (also the true and honest medallion).]]

Sonichu's father and creator. Christian is the hero of CWCville, always willing to risk his life and do what is necessary for the greater good. After assisting Asperchu's assault on Sinestro's castle, Christian left to pursue Ian Brandon Anderson.

*Christian Chandler is based on [[Liquid Chris]].

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===Mitch Chu===

Sonichu's cousin. He's a gay hairstylist. When problems arose during Metal Asperchu's attack, Sonichu called in Mitch to watch over them. He ended up giving Jivin a new hairdo.

*Mitch Chu is based off of [[Mitch Sonichu]], Chris's take on Asperchu's "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEROVER" in [[Sonichu 10]].

===Rosechu===

Sonichu's sweetheart. She is seen comforting Simonchu at the funeral for Wild, Punchy and Angelica. Jivin is shown to have sexual fantasies of her. After the funeral, she tells Simonchu that she [[pickle|can satisfy his needs]], which pisses off Magi-Chan. Rosechu later confronts Simonchu and seduces him.

*Rosechu's transgenderism parodies the constant call-out to Chris concerning Rosechu's gender, especially after recent events in the [[Mailbag]].

===Whispy Sonichu===

Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin. Appears at the Chaotic Combo's funeral, barely affected by his cousin's death. Despite being oriental, Whispy speaks Spanish.

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===Alzheichu===

Asperchu's grandfather, an [[racist|old-fashioned]] Sonichu who spends most of his time sitting in his armchair and watching television. He also likes to make Asperchu do stressful chores around the house. Alzheichu is married to Snorlax.

*Alzheichu is based on [[Robert Chandler]].

===Snorlax===

Asperchu's grandmother. Spends all of her time sleeping in the backyard. Snorlax is married to Alzheichu.

*Snorlax is the nickname given to [[Barbara Chandler]].

===Asperia Chu===

The future daughter of Asperchu, as foretold by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] in a dream. Asperia Chu is definitely not a ginger.

*Asperia Chu is based on [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Chandler]]. As with Crystal, her name is a feminine version of her "father's".

===Larry D. Waltz===

Larry D. Waltz is the dean of Normandale Community College. He supplies Sinestro with [[niggos|an African-American]] in exchange for a mysterious disc.

*Larry is based on [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and has a resemblance to [[Jimmy Hill]].

===Sitting Chu===

Sitting Chu is the head of ALBVille's only Soup Hotel. He welcomes those who need refuge with open arms, but he isn't beyond kicking people out, as he did with Asperchu

*Sitting Chu is based off of the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Tribe]].

===Jimarcus Chu===

A friend of Mitch Chu's. He's accepting of Noir Chu and helps him adjust, though he, too, is not thrilled of Asperchu's self-centeredness.

*Jimarcus Chu is loosely based on [[Inos]].

===[[Doctor Robotnik]]===

It seems that the once-feared nemesis of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] has fallen on hard times, now working as a cashier at a [[McDonalds]]. He promptly kicks Asperchu out of the restaurant when he attempts to ''seriously'' pay a 31-dollar meal with food stamps worth 10-dollars. He is then presumably killed by Metal Asperchu for his crimes against Bionic

==Locations==
===Alzheichu's Home===
This is where Asperchu lives. A junky, decrepit home, Alzheichu makes Asperchu do menial, yet, back breaking chores. Asperchu's room is a particular mess, covered with various toys and anime posters. It also has an [[Hex Bawx|XBox 360]], which Asperchu constantly plays, especially after his encounter with Dixie Chu.
* This is a parody of [[Tour of Chris's house|Chris's house]].

===Brass Dragon===
A gaming store which Asperchu frequents. This is where Asperchu encounters Dixie Chu and Jonas Chu and attempts to win Dixie's heart.
* This is a parody of [[The Game Place|The GAMe PLACe]].

===Jivin's Home===
Where Jivin' lives. Was where one of the seven Chaos Pickles was located before Metal Asperchu broke in and stole it. Oddly, it has a collection of skeletons.

==Plot synopsis==

In '''Issue 0''', Asperchu is convinced by his friends Max and Jivin to ask Lisa on a date to the Burger King. Lisa, however, sends red-headed hambeast Heaven in her place. Asperchu doesn't notice the difference until she attempts to grab his Medallion and her wig falls off. Lisa, who had been videotaping the scene for a YouTube video, races in and snatches the Medallion and runs away. With the help of [[Sonichu]], Asperchu tracks her down and defeats her with an Asperhameha attack; however, he is unable to retrieve his stolen Medallion. Lisa uploads the video of Asperchu's date onto YouTube, prompting Asperchu to retaliate with his own video.

The plot continues in '''Issue 0A''' when John sees Asperchu's video on YouTube. He is appalled at Asperchu's un-Christian attitude and travels with his fiance Kendra to Minnesota to confront him in person. When they meet face-to-face, Asperchu is shocked to see that John has his own medallion (a crucifix) and runs off to create a replacement. He posts a YouTube video claiming his original Medallion was never lost; Lisa sees the video and joins John in his attempt to defeat Asperchu, who calls for a contest to see who the True and Honest Christian is. In the end, John is declared the winner, causing Asperchu to confront him. He steals John's crucifix and uses it to power a Jesushameha attack against him; Kendra, however, saves John and takes the full force of the blast herself, collapsing into a coma. This infuriates John, who punches Asperchu in the face, causing him to cry. John picks up Kendra and leaves, but he soon encounters Sinestro in the forest, who promises to heal Kendra if he works for him.

'''Issue 0B''' begins with Asperchu practicing for the upcoming Guitar Hero contest. While at the Brass Dragon game store, he meets Dixie Chu and instantly falls in love with her. However, Dixie is already dating Jonas Chu, so Asperchu challenges Jonas to a game of Guitar Hero to see who deserves to be Dixie's sweetheart. Jonas easily beats Asperchu and leaves with Dixie, unknowingly being followed by a mysterious figure that kidnaps Jonas when the two separate. Meanwhile, Asperchu, convinced that Jonas cheated, uses Crayola markers to disguise himself as Jonas and creates a video admitting he cheated. Dixie sees the video and learns that Jonas was kidnapped. She goes to the Guitar Hero contest to confront him, only to find yet another person disguised as Jonas. This second impostor abducts her and flies away with Dixie in his arms. She manages to break free and is caught by Sonichu as she falls to the ground. Asperchu catches up and learns that Dino Dash was behind the ordeal. Dino easily defeats the two joy-boys and takes Dixie to Sinestro's castle.

Asperchu begins '''Issue C''' training to fight Dino and doing chores for his grandfather, when he is attacked by Sinestro in an aircraft. Sinestro is able to destroy Asperchu's new Medallion, and takes Asperchu back to his castle. Meanwhile, Max and Jivin are approached by a fat man claiming to be none other than Christian Weston Chandler himself, who promises to help save Asperchu. Jonas, who finally was able to free himself, follows the trio to Sinestro's castle, where Asperchu is being assaulted by Sinestro's trolls, bringing his Heart Level to 0%. He is saved by another, more badass Christian. As the two explore the castle, they find a room containing many failed Asperchu clones. It is here that Max, Jivin, Sonichu, and the other Chris finally find them, and the fat Chris is revealed to be Ian Brandon Anderson. Sinestro stops time and explains his goal of finding the seven Chaos Pickles using an Asperchu clone. He uses Asperchu's Medallion to activate Metal Asperchu. Time resumes and Ian, confused by the presence of three Asperchu's attempts to shoot the "unholy parodies," prompting Metal Asperchu to set him on fire. Sinestro tells Metal Asperchu to kill the others, but Metal refuses and leaves to find the Chaos Pickles on his own. Jonas reunites with Dixie and Christian bids the friends farewell as he continues his quest to stop the evil Ian.

In '''Issue 1''', Metal Asperchu attacks Simonchu in the forest and steals his medallion to help him find the Chaos Pickles. Asperchu meets Sonichu at the mall and is introduced to Angelica, Punchy and Bubbles of the Chaotic Combo. They join gay lovers Wild and Simonchu at their headquarters, and the Chaotic Combo decides to find and destroy Metal Asperchu. They plan to use Magi-Chan's powers to locate Metal Asperchu, but Asperchu interrupts and makes Magi-Chan search for Dixie Chu instead. They soon hear from Max that Metal had attacked Jivin's farm and stolen the Chaos Pickle his family had sworn to protect. Wild, Punchy and Angelica pursue Metal Asperchu and catch up to him, engaging in combat. Magi-Chan senses the three are in danger. He and Simonchu go to help them, but arrive to find them savagely torn apart at the hands of Metal Asperchu. Meanwhile, Sinestro decides to make one more Asperchu clone, using a black student from Normandale Community College as the secret ingredient this time. As the student falls into the vat, his girlfriend jumps in to try and save them, but it's too late; he becomes Noir Chu, while she becomes a rabbit called Aspercream. Confused by memories of Asperchu, Noir Chu leaves to find Asperchu's fat ass and find some answers. And as all of this is happening, Jivin gets a make over by the fabulous Mitch Chu.

'''Issue 2''' starts with Max and Jivin trying to reach Asperchu for the funeral of the Chaotic Combo. After failing to get Asperchu, due to him deleting his messages, they contact Alzheichu and get him to get Asperchu. After complaining about missing another party, he agrees and joins the two. At the funeral, they're joined by the remains of the Chaotic Combo and another, Rosechu. Meanwhile, Metal Asperchu arrives in a Dr. Wily-like fortress in search of another Chaos Pickle. Inside, he confronts the paralyzed Bionic, who gleefully allows him to take the Chaos Pickle in his possession, then ominously mentions that the two of them could aid each other. Back at the funeral, Max eulogies about the fallen Chaotic Combo while Asperchu sleeps through it. After the funeral, Rosechu comforts and starts hitting on Simonchu, much to Magi-Chan's chagrin, and Asperchu grows bored and leaves, only to be confronted by Noir Chu. Meanwhile, Metal Asperchu kills Flame the Sunbird and takes his Chaos Pickle and returns to Bionic. Bionic refuses to reveal the location of the next Chaos Pickle without Metal Asperchu doing something for him. Meanwhile, Noir Chu holds Asperchu at gunpoint. After introducing himself as Asperchu's brother, Noir Chu gets annoyed at Asperchu's insistence that he was more muscular than Noir Chu. Even worse, when Noir Chu talks of his origins, Asperchu ignores him. Mitch Chu, however, arrives and helps Noir Chu, taking him to a Soup Hotel. It's caretaker, Sitting Chu, accepts Noir Chu, but Noir Chu is forced to relinquish his gun, though he realizes that he's more of a help in the Soup Hotel. At a grocery store, a despondent Simonchu shops, only to be confronted by Rosechu and the two have sex. Whispy, who caught the two, warns Magi-Chan, who races out, leaving Bubbles by herself, not realizing it was actually Silvana in disguise, the real Bubbles being dead. Back at the Soup Hotel, Asperchu is caught eating the food there and is kicked out. He arrives at a McDonalds, where he orders a humongous meal. When he tries to pay for it with food stamps worth 10 dollars, the cashier, Dr. Robotnik, kicks him out. Asperchu, angry, posts a video, delivering a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha onto McDonalds and the Soup Hotel. When Asperchu discovers that the McDonalds was destroyed, he believes that it was he who brought it to be, not knowing that it was Metal Asperchu who destroyed it. When he tells Max and Jivin, the two can only sigh and ignore Asperchu. Magi-Chan discovers Simonchu and Rosechu in the middle of sex and runs off, upset. Worse, he comes home to find out that his porn had been stolen as well as a dating simulator. Simonchu reappears and, realizing that Magi-Chan had the feelings for him, decides to have a threesome, ignoring Bubbles's dead body. Back in Bionic's base, Metal Asperchu returns, with Blake revealing the fourth Chaos Pickle. He now decides that he wants Christian Weston Chandler.

==Style==

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Talk:Lolisa Rosechu

2010-02-06T22:53:41Z

Double Nega:

Okay, what in the everloving fuck is Lolisa supposed to be?? She looks nothing like a Sonic character OR a pokemon! --[[User:PoppyPink|PoppyPink]]
*Loli Lisa Simpson Rosechu [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 00:35, 6 May 2009 (CEST)
**Except I just realized she's the oldest Rosechu nvm [[User:Evang7|Evang7]] 00:36, 6 May 2009 (CEST)

Anyone else notice that her name's one letter away from "[[Pedofork|Lolita]]" and suspect that Chris might have done that on purpose, considering that she tells Zapina that it's okay if she sticks
around at their photoshoot? --[[User:Spandam-sama|Spandam-sama]] 23:32, 2 August 2009 (CEST)

*I noticed that too, but then realised Chris paying homage to classic works of literature is as likely as Barbara posing nude for next month's Playboy. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:51, 3 August 2009 (CEST)
**I doubt Chris even knows what lolicon is, let along Lolita.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 22:53, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

Sonichu and Rosechu's children

2010-02-06T22:44:21Z

Double Nega:

[[Image:Sr_kids.JPG|thumb|388px|right|From left to right: '''Cerah''', '''Christine''', '''Robbie.''']]
'''Cerah''' (sometimes spelled '''Cera'''), '''Christine''' and '''Robbie''' are the children of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]. Cerah is the oldest, then Christine, and finally Robbie.<ref name=married>[[Sonichu#Married Life and Children]]</ref>

They are identifided by their whiny, high-pitched voices and irritating [[speech impediment]]s. It is notable that to date Sonichu or Rosechu have not been seen spending time with a child of the opposite gender. Rosechu spends large amounts of time with Cera and Christine [[Women's rights|in the kitchen]], while Sonichu engages in manly activity with Robbie such as engaging in eye contact.

The children are widely hated by everybody.

==Appearances==

[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|left|Sonichu: The comic that's not afraid to tackle child molestation.]]

The kids' most prominent appearance to date is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in a one-page insert in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' Issue 9]], as well as begetting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish [[lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents waste time trying to assist a [[Chris|hideous manchild]] in his quest for [[Sonichu Balls|balls]].

[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|right|The only rodent that will ever wuv Chris.]]

The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's [[China|loins]] have also appeared in [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]], and in [[Sonichu 11]]. Sonichu 11 is where Chris started making comics of said Christmas Story. Here we learn that Christine is no longer a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]], and Robbie replaces his R's with W's while speaking in an effort to be as saccharine and grating as possible. Cera (formerly Cerah) breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris.

The little shits end almost every statement with "Yay!". It should be noted that this is how [[Chris]] talks, not how ''children'' talk.

Robbie makes a brief appearance in [[Sonichu 10]], describing an incident which involved him pissing on a lizard. Needless [[Patti-Chan|cruelty to animals]] is one of the early signs of a [[Christian Weston Chandler|potential psychopath]].

==Shiny==
Christine is a "Shining Rosey" according to Chris.<ref name=married /> Unsurprisingly, Chris has, yet again, ripped off an element of ''[[Pokémon]]'' canon (in the games, a Pokémon that has a different coloration from what is usual for its species is considered to be "shiny"), because Chris lives, breathes, eats, and shits Pokémon. Chris also seems to believe that [[trolls|his readers]] are also Pokéfags like him, because he assumes that everyone understands what the term "shiny" means, and thus neglects to elaborate any further.

It is believed that Sonichu and Rosechu claim Christine is a shiny to hide the fact her real father is [[Magi-chan]], which would explain her distinct purple colouring. Christine's real father can also be [[Darkbind]], who is also purple, and is a far more likely candidate, given [[Homos|certain facts]] about Magi-Chan.

In [[A Sonichu Day|Chris's live-action production of a day in the life of Sonichu]], Rosechu extolled the virtues of Christine's shiny nature, implying, if not outright stating a bad case of parental favoritism. It's unknown if Rosechu loves Christine more than her other children because she's more valuable, or if it's because Christine is the only reminder she has of her forbidden affair with Christine's real father.

==Fan art==
[[Image:Robbieisadick.jpg|thumb|right|The ugly truth.]]
[[Image:Robbiesonee.png|thumb|left|Isn't he cute?]]
The children of Sonichu and Rosechu are also a [[:Category:Guro|popular subject]] for fan art. In August, 2009, a large volume of art depicting Sonichu and Rosechu's [[Sex#Pedophilia|frolicking]] children was emailed to Chris. [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|He did not appreciate it,]] for some odd reason. Ironically, in a later comic, he all but confirmed this art as canon with the strong implication that Christine is not a virgin, most likely deflowered by Sonichu himself.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also:==
*[[Sonee & Rosey]]
*[[Sonichu]]
*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]

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Talk:Card games

2010-02-05T19:19:14Z

Double Nega:

'''''Although there isn't a clear source, Chris apparently uses the fake cards he made in battles and tried to encourage others to by giving them out. These cards were extremely broken or cheap and it's rumored (although almost undoubtedly true) that Chris got kicked out of Toys'R Us for insisting upon using the card, despite them being outright unfair for whomever played against him.'''''

Wtf is this shit, you fucking niggers. If there isn't a clear source it shouldn't be in the article... [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 00:36, 3 April 2009 (CEST)
:Removed. I thought it sounded a bit fishy as well, so until someone can provide a source, it's best to leave it out until then.--[[User:APBoy|APBoy]] 00:44, 3 April 2009 (CEST)

::the source is fucking podmonkey/newcomer rockmanbooby from IRC who actually played cards/watched him play cards when he was there years ago. podmonkey was in on the date and rockmanbooby knows podmonkey irl. rockmanboody actually played cards with chris when he was 11 and chris was like 18. yeah. but if you want a good account, ask irc [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:59, 3 April 2009 (CEST)
::: Well, if we at least have some source it should be ok. I just feared that someone had been doing some wild interpretation... [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:20, 3 April 2009 (CEST)

-I've looked over the cards, and only a few of them seem broken. His Pokemon cards are mostly like stuff that was average at the start of the game and his Yu-Gi-Oh cards range from weak to excessively powerful and easily ban-worthy. I'd go into more specifics but I doubt any of you would care. Also, his Yu-Gi-Oh cards create an arbitrary gender system that he assumes already exists and his Pokemon cards abuse coin flips more than the game already does. [[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 21:09, 11 August 2009 (CEST)
:I want to hear more on your callings because I am totally onboard with that kind of shiz. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 06:04, 12 August 2009 (CEST)
:: Wow, took me 4 months to find this... Basically, With his Pokemon set, you start with Mystery-to-Solve and Sonichu lv.28 (The lucky one) and vomit card advantage while Ultra Sonichu EX just works wonders with the 50,000 Sonichu search effects Chris has. Koffigroo Lv.30 would be in fours in every deck. On the Yu-Gi-Oh side, ignoring his gender-based things (like anyone can tell what gender Dark Armed Dragon is...), "C.W.C." Spells Quick Spells! is absolutely incredible and would dominate every metagame it's in. Hlasw Eel Yram has a pretty bonkers effect too considering the kind of shit Dark monsters do. Ultra Sonichu and Silver Blachu just come out way too easily for how much attack they have. Ironically, Light Knife would be a nice sideboard option.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 03:20, 15 December 2009 (CET)
:::I'd like to see a more in-depth article on the potential for each of these cards, you know...because "no shit is too minor" [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 19:19, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

== Hey bois! ==

We need info on the UFS cardgame. What sources do we have that Chris played this? Do we know when he played it? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 19:39, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
*I think it was that Mimms & Lucas Q&A, another reason we need to get all the posts over here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:44, 20 October 2009 (CEST)

== Animal Crossing trading cards ==

Should we add them? It's a bit vague, but I do think Chris owns a few... [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 20:22, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
*Are those technically game cards? And most of them are in the Animal Crossing article anyways. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:00, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
* Well, there is a distinction between trading cards (i.e. cards that just look cool) and collectible card game cards (i.e. cards that you purchase to get yourself an edge in the game). This article deals mostly with the latter kinds of cards, and the AC cards are more of a former type, really. (They have a purpose in AC game, but you can play the game just fine without buying the cards. I don't even think they were even sold in Europe, for example.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 01:03, 21 October 2009 (CEST)

== Gallery of Yu Gi Oh customs ==

We could do with one, as these arent added in the Wall of Originals. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 22:35, 20 October 2009 (CEST)
*Look at [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] and add them there. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:00, 20 October 2009 (CEST)

Asperchu/Background

2010-02-05T02:25:45Z

Double Nega: /* Doctor Robotnik */

[[Image:AsperchuFanArt.png|thumb|right|That's right, '''Asperchu''' is so popular, it's fan art that has received fan art of itself.]]
''This article is about Asperchu, a very well thought out webcomic. For Chris's views and such and all that, see [[Asperchu]].''

{{Quote|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of rejection, tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love.

Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic bizzaro Chris.|An anon on /cwc/, summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}

{{quote|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a Parody of a Sonichu with aspergers, which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like autism, then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.|[[Chris]] on Asperchu, [[Mailbag 24]]}}

'''Asperchu''' is a [[parody]] of [[Sonichu]] detailing the zany misadventures of Asperchu, the electric hedgehog [[Pokemon]] with <strike>[[autism|high functioning autism]]</strike> [[Asperger syndrome]]. It can be read [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ here], its homepage is [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/ here] and the /cwc/ thread can be found [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/5448.html here]. The creator of this delightful series sometimes forgets to upload a page or two in chronological order, but this is due to his Asperger's Syndrome affecting his memory.

Notably, it has a brief mention on [[CWCipedia]] in Chris's list of Sonichu parodies.

==Protagonists==
===Asperchu===

[[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|left|The Good, Godly, STRAIGHT Asperchu.]]

One day, Sonichu wandered into a stall the bathroom at the Minneapolis International Airport. While tapping his foot underneath the wall of the stall next to him, he accidentally brushed his foot against that of a man who had Aspergers Syndrome; the resulting union birthed the lovable hero we all know today.

Asperchu lives in Minnesota with his grandparents, Grandma Snorlax and Grandpa Alzheichu; his father went out to get a case of beer and promised to be right back, although this was some time in late 2003 and he hasn't been seen since. When not working hard on Youtube videos, he prefers to relax by playing video games on his Xbox 360 or hanging out with his joy-boys at the mall food court. He attends Normandale Community College with his two best joy-boys, Max and Jivin.

He is currently on a Love Quest to obtain a gal-pal who he can build into a sweetheart from the ground up. His standards for a gal-pal are not terribly stringent, although he will not abide gingers or tolerate those who do. He eventually met and fell in love with Dixie Chu, beginning his Dix Quest to win her heart.

Asperchu is a high-functioning electric/aspergers hedgehog pokemon. He has no electric-type attacks; however, his aspergers-type attacks do double damage against autistic-type pokemon. His strongest attack is the Asperhameha, which hits his target with a blast of furious energy and can leave them confused and prone to developing mental blocks of their own.

*Asperchu is, of course, based on [[Christian Weston Chandler]]; his overweight appearance and clothing precisely emulate Chris's, and Asperchu's goatee is from Chris's [[Rollin' and Trollin']] phase. Asperchu's mannerisms are also directly copied from Chris, especially the ego, narcissism, self-entitlement, and fixation on the [[Love Quest]]. Also, Asperchu's saga parallels Chris's descent into madness, with early issues focusing on Asperchu's fairly-innocent Love Quest, and later issues showing him to be just as big a [[duck|prick]] as Chris has become.

===Sonichu===

[[Image:TheOtherAsperchu.jpg|thumb|100px|Asperchu's bestest joy-boy Sonichu, who eventually got his own spin-off comic due to the popularity of Asperchu.]]

The brother, father (technically, one of two fathers), hetero-life mate, and STRAIGHT joy-boy of Asperchu, with whom he is engaged in an everlasting, STRAIGHT bromance.

Sonichu shows up from time to time to assist Asperchu in his adventures and in defeating the villainous forces of the Troll Lords. Even if there aren't any villains to fight or adventures to be had, however, Sonichu and Asperchu just can't stand to be apart for long, so occasionally they will meet up for a late night snuggling rendezvous. He is currently running for the office of District Attorney of the state of Virginia, on a vigorous platform of promoting both gay rights and recognition of Aspergers Syndrome as a component of the Autism Spectrum.

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===Max===

[[Image:Max.jpg|thumb|left|100px|Asperchu's plucky, polyurethane sidekick.]]

One of Asperchu's best friends. He is always a True, Caring friend who only ever looks out for his joy-boys. He is composed of 80% memory foam and is capable of absorbing the properties and attacks of other people by temporarily ingesting them.

At the funeral for the Chaotic Combo, it's revealed that Max is also a priest.

He is a [[Lie|completely original character]] and is not derived from [[Wikipedia:Kirby_(character)|any source]] other than Alec Benson Leary's own imagination.

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===Jivin Pickles===

[[Image:Jivin.jpg|thumb|100px|Aww, shit son, Asperchu just got GANGSTA all up in here.]]

The son of a prominent cucumber farmer, Jivin is Asperchu's black best friend who is black. He is keen to assist Asperchu in his Love Quest, although some speculate it is merely an excuse for him to pursue his own personal Fuck Quest, as his attitude toward gal-pals, while enthusiastic, appears less than wholesome at times. Instead of Christmas, Jivin celebrates Kwanzaa. Asperchu has suggested that he possibly does not realize Jivin is black. The Pickles family are the guardians of one of the seven Chaos Pickles.

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==Villainous trolls==

===Sinestro===

[[Image:Sinestro.png|thumb|100px|Sinestro, looking slanderous.]]

As the apparent leader of the trolls, Sinestro has attempted to create numerous clones of Asperchu in order to find the seven Chaos Pickles, including Metal Asperchu and Noir Chu. Lisa and Dino Dash have been at his command from the very beginning, and he has convinced John to join him as well.

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===Lisa===

[[Image:PrincessLisa.jpg|thumb|100px|She will break your Heart Level.]]

A girl who attends Normandale Community College, Asperchu took a fancy to her, and worked up the courage to ask her on a date for some fine dining and pleasant conversation at the local Burger King; she agreed. However, her plan all along was to steal his Asperchu Medallion and lower his Heart Level. Although Asperchu later defeated her in battle, she still succeeded in both goals. She appears to be in the employ of Sinestro, to whom she delivered the Medallion.

*Lisa most closely resembles Chris's ex-sweetheart [[Blanca]]. As with Lisa, Blanca pretended to be interested in Chris in order to steal his medallion.

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===Radar===

[[Image:GJ-Radar.jpg|thumb|100px|left|He has GodJesus in his heart. Do you?]]

GJ-Radar, known as John to people who aren't Asperchu. A Born-Again Baptist from rural Texas, he and his fiance Kendra traveled to Minnesota after becoming aware of Asperchu's Youtube rants, which they deemed sacrilegious and sinful. John confronted Asperchu and demanded he overcome his hypocrisy; Asperchu responded by challenging him to a Youtube Godstar Challenge to prove who the real Christian was. John was declared to be the one true Christian, while Asperchu was declared a fraud. Asperchu subsequently stole John's own crucifix necklace and used it to power his Jesus-hameha attack, which hit and injured Kendra when she intervened. Sinestro approached John, offering to heal Kendra in return for his services.

* Based off the [[Singstar Challenge]] of the [[Liquid Saga]]. John and Kendra most likely represent [[Liquid]] and [[Kacey]]

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===Dino Dash===

[[Image:DinoDash.png|thumb|100px|Shit was SO DASH.]]

Dino Dash kidnapped Jonas Chu in order to impersonate him at the Guitar Hero championship and abduct Dixie Chu as part of Sinestro's plan to obtain the seven Chaos Pickles. He is the strongest and most cunning of Sinestro's pawns.

*Dino Dash is based on [[Clyde Cash]]

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===Count Plot Cohesuon===

Count Plot Cohesuon is the mysterious force that may be behind Sinestro's search for the Chaos Pickles. He is not fond of deus ex machina.

*Count Plot Cohesuon is a parody of [[Count Graduon]] from the original Sonichu comic.

===Metal Asperchu===

Metal Asperchu was to be Sinestro's ultimate tool in finding the seven Chaos Pickles, but refused to follow his orders and proceeded to seek the Chaos Pickles on his own. Metal attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion to guide his quest, then brutally murdered three of the five members of the Chaotic Combo.

* Based off [[Metal Sonichu]] who is based off Metal Sonic.

===Noir Chu and Aspercream===

Noir Chu was Sinestro's newest attempt to clone Asperchu by adding a black man named DeShaun into the mix. However, DeShaun's girlfriend jumped into the mixture with him and was turned into the rabbit Aspercream.

* Noir Chu is based on [[Blake]].

===Ian Brandon Anderson===

[[Image:IBAasperchu.png|thumb|100px|The evil and deceitful IAN BRANDON SOMETHING.]]

Ian believes himself to be the TRUE and ORIGINAL Christian Weston Chandler, but is instead a fat, insane man-child. Ian rules CWCville through a totalitarian regime, although the CWCville Liberation Front constantly fights against his evil oppression. He forced women in middle school and older into prostitution as a form of [[Dating Education|sexual education]].

If he doesn't get his way, he uses his [[Megatron Pistol|Transformers gun]] to silence anyone who questions his delusions. Ian attempted to murder Christian to prove that he was the real Chris Chan and also attempted to murder the "parodic" Sonichus before being set on fire by Metal Asperchu. He hasn't been seen since.

According to a later page of Issue 2, Ian had at one point raped one of the [[Basement Rosechus]] in his "[[Love Quest]] Dungeon" [[Crystal Weston Chandler|impregnating it]] with his disgusting [[Semen|SLANDER SEED]].

*Ian Brandon Anderson is a version of Chris based on the [[Liquid Chris]] saga. Ian's appearance is a direct parody of Chris's.

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===Bionic the Hedgehog===

A mysterious orange hedgehog who resides in a [[Wikipedia:Dr. Wily|Dr. Wily-isque]] factory. An accident (which has yet to be told about) has rendered the hedgehog trapped inside a strange wheelchair, talking through a speaker box. He gleefully allows Metal Asperchu to take the blue Chaos Pickle, then tells him he has the means to find and retrieve the other five Chaos Pickles.

*Bionic's condition is similar to that of [[Wikipedia:Christopher Pike|Christopher Pike]], the first captain of ''Star Trek's USS Enterprise'', with the exception that Bionic could still talk while Pike could only respond with light

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==Supporting characters==

===Dixie Chu===

The girl of Asperchu's dreams. Dixie been dating Jonas Chu and is disgusted by Asperchu, but that fact hasn't kept Asperchu from pursuing her. Asperchu has dedicated his life to obtaining "Dix" as his sweetheart.

* Dixie Chu is based off a number of Chris's [[gal-pals]], but is probably more centered on [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Kacey]].

===Jonas Chu===

Asperchu's rival for the heart of Dixie Chu. Asperchu first met Jonas Chu at the Brass Dragon, where, in preparation for the Guitar Hero championship, they competed for the right to be Dixie Chu's boyfriend. Jonas beat Asperchu, but only by "cheating" by playing on Hard mode, which Asperchu had not yet mastered. Jonas was then kidnapped so that Dino Dash could replace him in the tournament and abduct Dixie.

He escaped over a week later by chewing through his handcuffs. Jonas followed Max and Jivin to Sinestro's castle, where he was reunited with his love.

* May have been based off the events from [[CWC More Than A Feeling]] of the [[Liquid Saga]].

===The Chaotic Combo===
'''Wild Sonichu''' is the leader of the Chaotic Combo and Simonchu's gay lover. Despises Asperchu's desire to win back Dixie Chu.

'''Angelica Rosechu''' uses her wings and her faith in GodJesus to help her fight the forces of evil.

'''Punchy Sonichu''' is the master of the "anshuent Chinaman martial arts." He has a very noticeable accent due to his ethnicity.

'''Bubbles Rosechu''' is the entirely useless member who just hangs out with the group. She is extremely [[retarded|slow-in-the-mind]] and is prone to injuring herself in the process.

'''Magi-Chan Sonichu''' uses his psychic powers to aid the Chaotic Combo. Magi-Chan is able to locate any person by going into a five-and-a-half hour trance. He also likes to go on long walks in the park and [[Mass debate]] to videos of Simonchu and Wild's Honeymoon tapes. He also seems to have a thing for Simonchu as well.

Wild, Angelica and Punchy were all brutally murdered by Metal Asperchu.

===Simonchu===

Although [[Simonchu]] stars in his own comic series, he appears in Asperchu as the bisexual lover of Wild Sonichu. Metal Asperchu attacked Simonchu and stole his medallion. He is rendered grief-stricken when Metal Asperchu killed Wild, allowing him to be taken advantage of by Rosechu.

===Christian Weston Chandler===

[[Image:RealcwcAsperchu.png|thumb|100px|The TRUE and HONEST CWC (also the true and honest medallion).]]

Sonichu's father and creator. Christian is the hero of CWCville, always willing to risk his life and do what is necessary for the greater good. After assisting Asperchu's assault on Sinestro's castle, Christian left to pursue Ian Brandon Anderson.

*Christian Chandler is based on [[Liquid Chris]].

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===Mitch Chu===

Sonichu's cousin. He's a gay hairstylist. When problems arose during Metal Asperchu's attack, Sonichu called in Mitch to watch over them. He ended up giving Jivin a new hairdo.

*Mitch Chu is based off of [[Mitch Sonichu]], Chris's take on Asperchu's "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEROVER" in [[Sonichu 10]].

===Rosechu===

Sonichu's sweetheart. She is seen comforting Simonchu at the funeral for Wild, Punchy and Angelica. Jivin is shown to have sexual fantasies of her. After the funeral, she tells Simonchu that she [[pickle|can satisfy his needs]], which pisses off Magi-Chan. Rosechu later confronts Simonchu and seduces him.

*Rosechu's transgenderism parodies the constant call-out to Chris concerning Rosechu's gender, especially after recent events in the [[Mailbag]].

===Whispy Sonichu===

Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin. Appears at the Chaotic Combo's funeral, barely affected by his cousin's death. Despite being oriental, Whispy speaks Spanish.

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===Alzheichu===

Asperchu's grandfather, an [[racist|old-fashioned]] Sonichu who spends most of his time sitting in his armchair and watching television. He also likes to make Asperchu do stressful chores around the house. Alzheichu is married to Snorlax.

*Alzheichu is based on [[Robert Chandler]].

===Snorlax===

Asperchu's grandmother. Spends all of her time sleeping in the backyard. Snorlax is married to Alzheichu.

*Snorlax is the nickname given to [[Barbara Chandler]].

===Asperia Chu===

The future daughter of Asperchu, as foretold by [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]] in a dream. Asperia Chu is definitely not a ginger.

*Asperia Chu is based on [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Chandler]]. As with Crystal, her name is a feminine version of her "father's".

===Larry D. Waltz===

Larry D. Waltz is the dean of Normandale Community College. He supplies Sinestro with [[niggos|an African-American]] in exchange for a mysterious disc.

*Larry is based on [[Mary Lee Walsh]].

===[[Doctor Robotnik]]===

It seems that the once-feared nemesis of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] has fallen on hard times, now working as a cashier at a [[McDonalds]]. He promptly kicks Asperchu out of the restaurant when he attempts to ''seriously'' pay a 31-dollar meal with food stamps worth 10-dollars. He is then presumably killed by Metal Asperchu for his crimes against Bionic

==Locations==
===Alzheichu's Home===
This is where Asperchu lives. A junky, decrepit home, Alzheichu makes Asperchu do menial, yet, back breaking chores. Asperchu's room is a particular mess, covered with various toys and anime posters. It also has an [[Hex Bawx|XBox 360]], which Asperchu constantly plays, especially after his encounter with Dixie Chu.
* This is a parody of [[Tour of Chris's house|Chris's house]].

===Brass Dragon===
A gaming store which Asperchu frequents. This is where Asperchu encounters Dixie Chu and Jonas Chu and attempts to win Dixie's heart.
* This is a parody of [[The Game Place|The GAMe PLACe]].

===Jivin's Home===
Where Jivin' lives. Was where one of the seven Chaos Pickles was located before Metal Asperchu broke in and stole it. Oddly, it has a collection of skeletons.

==Plot synopsis==

In '''Issue 0''', Asperchu is convinced by his friends Max and Jivin to ask Lisa on a date to the Burger King. Lisa, however, sends red-headed hambeast Heaven in her place. Asperchu doesn't notice the difference until she attempts to grab his Medallion and her wig falls off. Lisa, who had been videotaping the scene for a YouTube video, races in and snatches the Medallion and runs away. With the help of [[Sonichu]], Asperchu tracks her down and defeats her with an Asperhameha attack; however, he is unable to retrieve his stolen Medallion. Lisa uploads the video of Asperchu's date onto YouTube, prompting Asperchu to retaliate with his own video.

The plot continues in '''Issue 0A''' when John sees Asperchu's video on YouTube. He is appalled at Asperchu's un-Christian attitude and travels with his fiance Kendra to Minnesota to confront him in person. When they meet face-to-face, Asperchu is shocked to see that John has his own medallion (a crucifix) and runs off to create a replacement. He posts a YouTube video claiming his original Medallion was never lost; Lisa sees the video and joins John in his attempt to defeat Asperchu, who calls for a contest to see who the True and Honest Christian is. In the end, John is declared the winner, causing Asperchu to confront him. He steals John's crucifix and uses it to power a Jesushameha attack against him; Kendra, however, saves John and takes the full force of the blast herself, collapsing into a coma. This infuriates John, who punches Asperchu in the face, causing him to cry. John picks up Kendra and leaves, but he soon encounters Sinestro in the forest, who promises to heal Kendra if he works for him.

'''Issue 0B''' begins with Asperchu practicing for the upcoming Guitar Hero contest. While at the Brass Dragon game store, he meets Dixie Chu and instantly falls in love with her. However, Dixie is already dating Jonas Chu, so Asperchu challenges Jonas to a game of Guitar Hero to see who deserves to be Dixie's sweetheart. Jonas easily beats Asperchu and leaves with Dixie, unknowingly being followed by a mysterious figure that kidnaps Jonas when the two separate. Meanwhile, Asperchu, convinced that Jonas cheated, uses Crayola markers to disguise himself as Jonas and creates a video admitting he cheated. Dixie sees the video and learns that Jonas was kidnapped. She goes to the Guitar Hero contest to confront him, only to find yet another person disguised as Jonas. This second impostor abducts her and flies away with Dixie in his arms. She manages to break free and is caught by Sonichu as she falls to the ground. Asperchu catches up and learns that Dino Dash was behind the ordeal. Dino easily defeats the two joy-boys and takes Dixie to Sinestro's castle.

Asperchu begins '''Issue C''' training to fight Dino and doing chores for his grandfather, when he is attacked by Sinestro in an aircraft. Sinestro is able to destroy Asperchu's new Medallion, and takes Asperchu back to his castle. Meanwhile, Max and Jivin are approached by a fat man claiming to be none other than Christian Weston Chandler himself, who promises to help save Asperchu. Jonas, who finally was able to free himself, follows the trio to Sinestro's castle, where Asperchu is being assaulted by Sinestro's trolls, bringing his Heart Level to 0%. He is saved by another, more badass Christian. As the two explore the castle, they find a room containing many failed Asperchu clones. It is here that Max, Jivin, Sonichu, and the other Chris finally find them, and the fat Chris is revealed to be Ian Brandon Anderson. Sinestro stops time and explains his goal of finding the seven Chaos Pickles using an Asperchu clone. He uses Asperchu's Medallion to activate Metal Asperchu. Time resumes and Ian, confused by the presence of three Asperchu's attempts to shoot the "unholy parodies," prompting Metal Asperchu to set him on fire. Sinestro tells Metal Asperchu to kill the others, but Metal refuses and leaves to find the Chaos Pickles on his own. Jonas reunites with Dixie and Christian bids the friends farewell as he continues his quest to stop the evil Ian.

In '''Issue 1''', Metal Asperchu attacks Simonchu in the forest and steals his medallion to help him find the Chaos Pickles. Asperchu meets Sonichu at the mall and is introduced to Angelica, Punchy and Bubbles of the Chaotic Combo. They join gay lovers Wild and Simonchu at their headquarters, and the Chaotic Combo decides to find and destroy Metal Asperchu. They plan to use Magi-Chan's powers to locate Metal Asperchu, but Asperchu interrupts and makes Magi-Chan search for Dixie Chu instead. They soon hear from Max that Metal had attacked Jivin's farm and stolen the Chaos Pickle his family had sworn to protect. Wild, Punchy and Angelica pursue Metal Asperchu and catch up to him, engaging in combat. Magi-Chan senses the three are in danger. He and Simonchu go to help them, but arrive to find them savagely torn apart at the hands of Metal Asperchu. Meanwhile, Sinestro decides to make one more Asperchu clone, using a black student from Normandale Community College as the secret ingredient this time. As the student falls into the vat, his girlfriend jumps in to try and save them, but it's too late; he becomes Noir Chu, while she becomes a rabbit called Aspercream. Confused by memories of Asperchu, Noir Chu leaves to find Asperchu's fat ass and find some answers. And as all of this is happening, Jivin gets a make over by the fabulous Mitch Chu.

==Style==

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Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog

2010-02-03T12:32:13Z

Double Nega: /* The Archie Comics */

Talk:Virginia is for Virgins

2010-02-02T15:52:46Z

Double Nega: /* Unidentified individual? */ new section

==To do==
*add Chris's fake ad for "Virginia is for Virgins"
*I believe Chris commented somewhere how he get the idea from the "Virginia is for Lovers" campaign (well, it's obvious the inspiration, but it's amusing that he explains it). I believe it was in a MySpace entry, maybe it's in [[Other]], I need to check or someone else can. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:37, 11 March 2009 (CET)

: Chris uses two forms of the phrase. The longer version is "Virginia is for Virgins; not Lovers," so the reference he's making is so obvious that even he probably doesn't think he needs to explain it. --[[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]] 00:39, 12 March 2009 (CET)

: Isn't the unidentified individual Bagget? It really can't be anyone else. [[User:FalseSwipe|FalseSwipe]] 04:04, 30 May 2009 (CEST)

*There's also been several places where he discusses the "fucked up law" like on his Wikipedia page and in various ED edits, it might be worth mentioning as well and a bit more depth about how Chris thinks there's an active conspiracy to forbid him from getting laid. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:43, 19 June 2009 (CEST)

== Unidentified individual? ==

The person saying "true love is illegal in virginia"...I always thought that was Bagget.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 15:52, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:True and Loyal Fanbase

2010-02-02T15:47:08Z

Double Nega: /* More on Gina? */ new section

==To do==
*Chris's references to his true and loyal fanbase in his videos

==Merge with [[Chris_and_Fame]]==

The [[Chris_and_Fame#Personal_army|personal army]] section of the ''Chris and Fame'' article is great. ''True & Loyal Fanbase'' would fit really well as a section in/around that part of ''Chris and Fame,'' and it'd streamline linking personal army references. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 07:07, 14 December 2009 (CET)

*Keep. Not in a million years should this article go. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:18, 26 December 2009 (CET)
*Keep. The personal army thing should be more incorporated into this article. This would be an article about Sonichu fandom if it actually existed and the fact that there's no actual fandom is sorta why there's this article. Chris and Fame should explain how fame gets to Chris's head, which isn't quite the same as Chris's views of his fans and the relationship between the two. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:34, 26 December 2009 (CET)

Maybe we should look at merging Personal Army with this article then. That's a good suggestion. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 20:02, 28 December 2009 (CET)
*Done. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:38, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Do we really need this? There's merit in discussing the personal army aspect of Chris's alleged fandom, but I think it's mostly repeating what's already in the intro. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:32, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
::*It will need some editing but keeping the Personal Army angle is important since he called them to the rescue so many times. The text begs for Ironing but we need this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:23, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

== More on Gina? ==

The possibility of a real Sonichu fan is something that shouldn't go untouched. Yet the only time I have ever heard of her was in this sentence, and that one CWC video. Can we gather some more info?[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 15:47, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Asperchu/Background

2010-02-02T15:43:53Z

Double Nega: /* Larry D. Waltz */ new section

Could someone please update this?--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 01:34, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

I'll write some updates for characters and such in the next day or two, in between putting up new pages. But I don't want to fill it all up myself, having outsider perspective helps me create. [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 11:17, 4 January 2010 (CST)

On second thought, my time is devoted to getting Asperpedia up at the moment. By which I mean Clyde is doing most of the work, but what fleshing out I do goes there first over here. so I might not update much here soon. [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 21:12, 6 January 2010 (CST)

I think this can (mostly) be integrated into the Asperpedia and then we'll just provide a link to the asperpedia from here. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:45, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*I think that there needs to be some sort of concise version of Asperpedia here, at least the basics of the Asperchu canon - who people are, how it relates to Chris, and maybe some drama involving Alec and Chris. People wanting more details about the world of Asperchu can go to Asperpedia then. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:29, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Move to main namespace==
Spaskid would have a shit fit if he saw this, but I'm considering moving this to the main namespace. I feel that Asperchu's presence of the CWCipedia in advertising, not to mention its significance to troll culture and especially Chris's comments on Asperchu warrant a reference in the main namespace mostly because it's starting to become that it's handy to know what Chris is talking about when he mentions Asperchu.

However, let's look at the pros and cons: 
'''Pros''': main name space meaning people can find it by default search. 
'''Con''': could set a bad precedent - pretty much as long as Chris mentions a fan work, that could make it go to the main namespace. In fact, technically the "Sonichu is Gay" comic and Asperchu could go into the main namespace by current notability guidelines. Spaskid particularly freaked out about being in the Fan namespace, believing it was some sort of insult, and I don't want to piss off other fan artists who think it's not fair Asperchu gets to be in the main namespace and theirs doesn't.

This is a rather big precedent so I'd like members of the CWCki community to weigh in on this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:29, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*Move the article when Chris has a major rage about Aspechu. At that point the article will be more about Chris's reaction to Asperchu than Asperchu itself, so it will make sense to take it out of the Fan namespace. --[[User:Chugger|Chugger]] 11:01, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*The final judges of notoriety are you, cogs, and clyde, last time I checked. It looks like clyde's pretty enthusiastically behind Asperchu (he said it's the next big thing somewhere, don't ask me to find it). So if Spaskid (or any other 'fan artist') wants to spaz about being in main namespace vs fan namespace, tell them to f-off and make their own CWCki. When something is straddling the line between main and fan, it's your call which way to send it. As long as you guys are rational about it, the sane majority among us will go along with it. The buck has to stop somewhere! --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:47, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
*keep it in fan until tomorrow (if my plan works.) [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:39, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Another plan of epic trolling? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 19:51, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*also, the audiobooks were always in the main namespace due to how early the article was made. it actually had nothing to do with trolling chris until fairly recently so... [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:40, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

::*Audiobooks was mostly kept on the main namespace mostly because 1) its significance to CWC trolling culture, 2) a definitive third party presentation of the comics that disseminates Chris's comics to the masses, etc.
:::To address Umad's comments, actually, it's up to all of us to determine notability. What is notable to me, Cogs, and Clyde might not be notable to everyone else and visa versa. Ultimately, part of having a wiki is to have discussions and debates such as these so we can achieve to some optimal result, such as what constitutes notability. I personally don't approve of some things that go on the CWCki but since the masses seem to do something that works, I let them and sometimes I'm proven wrong.
:::For instance, Chugger's proposal is something I didn't immediately think of and as you can tell, this is the route we're going - we'll keep this Fan article to discuss the fan specifics of Asperchu (characters, plots, etc.), whereas the Asperchu article in the namespace will document the drama (Asperchu saga, perhaps) between Chris and Asperchu. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:33, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

*Of course I can't really offer an impartial vote, but I'd be honored if this gets into the main space. Frankly, I'm rather confident the time for that will come, because I'm not going to stop doing the comic, and we know Chris isn't going to stop getting madder and madder about it. [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 01:04, 11 January 2010 (CST)
**I wrote a tentative article about Alec Benson Leary and how chris was reacting to him in [[User:Beat/Sandbox|my sandbox]]. I figured it was a pretty good middle ground. An article that covered Chris's reactions to Asperchu, without really focusing on Asperchu as a fictional character.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:12, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
***yeah, just keep the fan page here, make a new main asperchu page for chris v asperchu also i'm sleepy [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:55, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

== Improvement ==

Yes, there's Asperpedia but seriously, we need a concise guide to Asperchu for those who don't feel like wading through the entire Apserpedia. We don't need, for instance, discussions on locales or stuff like that, just brief character descriptions, plot descriptions, Chris's commentary on the series, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

*I'm currently working on adding stuff to the character sections, including references to the Asperchu characters' real-life counterparts. I won't change anything that's already there. --[[User:GodBear|GodBear]] 00:45, 21 January 2010 (CST)

== Larry D. Waltz ==

Is it me, or does Larry have a slight resemblence to [[Jimmy Hill]]. Would that be notable enough to mention? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 15:43, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Jerkhief

2010-02-02T14:57:15Z

Double Nega: Who is he?

== Who is he? ==

Maybe a brave soul in Virginia could inquire the Mall about their security officers. Maybe we can put a face behind Jerkhief. [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 14:57, 2 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog

2010-02-02T02:20:17Z

Double Nega:

Sonic the Hedgehog

2010-02-02T02:11:03Z

Double Nega:

[[Image:Sonichuripoff.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Some poorly drawn rip-off of [[Sonichu]].]]
'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a shitty recolor of beloved hero and [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] character [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. Sega's blatant plagarism has given renowned Sonichu creator [[Christian Weston Chandler]] many sleepless nights.

Chris has based his life on Sonic's teachings from [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|AOSTH]]. He has been Chris's life hero since June 1990 [sic<ref>Sonic the Hedgehog wasn't released in North America or even Japan until June 1991 - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Ironically, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|Sonic the Hedgehog MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991. Of course, there can be [[Wikipedia:Rad Mobile|Rad Mobile]] by Sega released in 1990, but that would have not made much sense either seeing as Sonic only made a cameo appearance as an air freshener and nothing more, despite the particular appearance in that game predating Sonic's own first game. That, and Rad Mobile was a very less known game from Sega, so the chance of Chrissy playing the game during 1990 ([[Soul Calibur|and failing miserably at it]]) would be highly unlikely.</ref>], replacing [[The American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation]</ref>

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from watching the cartoon show "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog", involving the basic plot of Sonic and Tails running around to defeat Robotnik, who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his Ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. At the end of every show, a small segment titled "Sonic Says" ([[Random-access humor|humorously]] misspelled "Sonic Sez" by Tails) would begin. Each segment would involve Sonic teaching a small moral lesson for kids to learn, such as [[Jerkops|when to call 911]], [[Rape|what to do if someone attempts to molest or kidnap you]], and telling kids [[Sonichu Special 4|not to play with]] [[Megatron Pistol|Guns]].

The show was promoted via a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree.]] Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|decisions]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|to]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|enter]] [[Pixelated PS3|contests]] to the eventual creation of [[Sonichu]].

Apparently, at one point Sonic was more widely recognized than Mickey Mouse. He was also intentionally designed to be easy to draw, had an incoherently random daily cartoon and a dead-serious psuedo-cyberpunk Saturday cartoon to cover both ends of the kids' cartoon spectrum, an army of merchandising, and, oh yeah, the games actually didn't suck back in the day. That and its enormous popularity (he likes all popular music, after all, why not all popular cartoons?) almost certainly drew in Chris.

The reason Chris ''remains'' so unerringly loyal to Sonic is unknown. As the years went by, the games became steadily worse until they fell into a randomly spawning black hole of supercrap and seem doomed to dwell within its depths forever. The cartoons both ended, were replaced by something almost as godawful as Sonichu, and the current cartoon is dumb enough to suck, yet not egregious enough at sucking to be ironically entertaining -- although at the very least, the Archie comic series manages to somehow not suck. Many more pop culture trends have come and gone, some good, some heinously bad, but Chris has stuck by Sonic (and Pokémon) like an abused wife. Judging by the large amount of pages about Sonic-loving lolcows (autistic or not) on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]], there's obviously something about Sonic that [[Trolls|we]] don't see. Given how rabid a fanboy Chris has become, perhaps brand loyalty has transitioned into a sort of fannish Stockholm syndrome.

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[sonichu 0|issue 0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]].

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue 1, literally never even mentioned again.

==Tails' (Lack of a) Role in the Comics==
Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckes and Shadow and featuring an autobot named "Prower." If his response in [[Mailbag 38]] any indication, it is possible Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by 13 year olds on Gamefaqs and Failgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were [[homos|gay]]. According to Christian, Tails would be "[[Chris and Hypocrisy|inappropriate]]" for the comic.

Despite this, Chris ''did'' create a Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails, though he has so far only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]].

==Archie Comics==
In the US, the official comic adaptation of Sonic the Hedgehog is published by Archie Comics. The comics themselves were subject to horrible plots including shallow romances and convoluted explanations for changes in character appearances (One such issue attributes a time-altering beam of energy to his green eyes and shoe buckles). Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with the comic series, and the layout of his comics tend to replicate the style of early Archie Sonic covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character Scourge the Hedgehog, an evil version of Sonic from another dimension. Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic "Super Sonic vs Hyper Knuckles" for the basis of some of his fight scenes. Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown, but it is probable that he does.

==Sega's Reponse==
After being scarred by the shitty drawn comic by Christian Weston Chandler one fan finally decided to let Sega in on Sonichu. Its currently unknown on what Sega will do about Chris. [[Image:Sega's Reponse.png|thumb|Sega's reaction to the discovery of Sonichu]]

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==Gallery==
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Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 5 and 27.
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street smart cop with 20 years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg

Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg

Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish.
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own unlicensed Sonic merchandise.
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.

Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[dirty, crapped briefs]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[Kimmi|horrible things]].
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==Sauces/Notes==
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==See also==
*[[Amy Rose]]

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Wikipedia article on Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/4762-adventures-of-sonic-the-hedgehog Nostalgia Critic review of both cartoons]

[[Category:Stubs|Sonic the Hedgehog]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog

2010-02-01T23:40:03Z

Double Nega: /* The Archie Comics */ new section

Inos

2010-02-01T23:27:17Z

Double Nega:

[[Image:mynamesinos.JPG|thumb|HEEEEYYYYY MON]]
'''Inos''' is a (presumably) human inhabitant of [[Cwcville]] introduced in [[Sonichu 10]]. Possibly in a response to demands from fans for a more diverse lineup, [[Chris]] chose to depict this particular [[Niggos|token character]] as a homeless, intoxicated, diseased, drug-pushing, expectorating scruff with filthy dreadlocks styled like a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu's]] ears.

Talking to [[Sonichu]] with a vaguely Jamaican accent, he uses dottled word-play to explain that he is a 78-year-old "Jamaican Veteran" and professional bum who has suffered from a cold for five years. Chris stops short of having him sing ''Buffalo Soldier'' and join a bobsled team.

After kindly recoiling with disgust and lecturing the half-dead Inos on his drug use, Sonichu has him arrested, cautioned and admitted against his will into one of Cwcville's soup kitchens. His wares are also appropriated and sent to the [[tobacky]] rocket.

While Chris spends several pages showing off what a waste of life this particular [[niggos|black person]] is, when called out on his lack of minorities in the comic during [[Mailbag 50]], he mentions officer [[Louis Perez]], the black officer who was called in to arrest Inos. He showed up for exactly one panel, the longest Chris has ever shown a minority in a positive light.

Chris has revealed in a video that Inos is actually based on troll creation made to mess with Chris with international copyright law.

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Talk:Inos

2010-02-01T23:26:38Z

Double Nega: /* Another Stolen Character? */

== Another Stolen Character? ==

Is it possible that Inos is just a stolen version of a another character called "Soni Chu"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d92GzSe6yK8&feature=sub [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 23:26, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
* Disregard this, I just saw the rest of the video[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 23:26, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Inos

2010-02-01T23:26:09Z

Double Nega: Another Stolen Character?

Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church

2010-01-26T17:04:22Z

Double Nega:

{{quote|"Wesley Mem"* is a church for all of [[Autistic|God’s children]], regardless of [[Attraction Sign|age]], [[Niggos|race]], [[Silvana|gender]], [[Monthly tugboat|socio-economic situation]], or [[Homos|sexual orientation]].|WMUMC's slogan}}

[[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia:Wesley Foundation|Wesley Foundation]] Methodist Church, Charlottesville.]]
[[Image:Wesley Church.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Wesley Foundation Methodist Church's logo.]]

[[Christian]] started attending the '''Wesley Memorial [[Wikipedia:United_Methodist|United Methodist]] Church''' in [[March 2008]] after getting kicked out of his old church, the [[Grace Baptist Church]]. [[Chris]] also sees his counselor [[Rocky]] here.

WFMC is closely associated with the [[University of Virginia]]. Ironically for a homophobe, Chris attends a [[homo]]-accepting church because it is the only one that won't kick him out. Having been besieged with [[nudes]] of Chris, they now have this disclaimer on their homepage: "We are not responsible for and have no control over the personal web presence of members of this congregation."

It is interesting to note that, according to Chris in one of his Mailbags, the church ignores passages of the Bible quoted from Jesus. Whether this is Chris misunderstanding their teaching, or another example of backwards Southern Christianity is yet to be seen.

[[Bob]] attends, but [[Barbara]] usually stays home.<ref>[[Robert Simmons V#Church visit|Church audio]]</ref>

[[Robert Simmons V]] talked to Chris at this church on 15 [[March 2009]].

==Sauces==
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==See also==
*[[Chris and religion]]
*[[Grace Baptist Church]]
*[[Rocky]]

==External links==
* [http://avenue.org/wmumc/ Church website]

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Talk:Chris and reality

2010-01-25T22:26:09Z

Double Nega: /* Sonichu Fact or Fiction */ new section

I know most of this page is dedicated to how Chris screws up reality in the comics, but I couldn't let his latest videos go unnoticed. There was something odd about that statement that went beyond just the standard delusions of grandeur or unwarranted self-importance we've all grown used to. For a few brief moments, chris wasn't talking about being king of a media empire, he was talking about being mayor. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:00, 24 November 2009 (CET)

I also think we should add how Chris believes his dog house weighs 10 tons or that a 12 pack of lemonade weighs 50 pounds. I think that's pretty out of touch with reality. [[User:CWCattack|CWCattack]] 18:22, 24 November 2009 (CET)

Chris talks about his own life as being "canon" and some aspects are "non-canon." I think I discussed this elsewhere but anyone think this should be mentioned here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:19, 28 December 2009 (CET)
*I think it deserves mentioning.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:23, 28 December 2009 (CET)

That should absolutely be added. I think sections should also be added on his lack of understanding of the sciences (e.g. the vaccine in Issue 10, the physics of lifting heavy objects etc). Man, at this rate, he's going to think he can retcon life itself... [[Sub-Episode 2|ohwait]]. --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 08:30, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Chris is the Mayor of Cwcville, VA, IN REAL LIFE==
[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]] is a goldmine. Choice bits follow, no idea how to utilize them. [[User:Fenny|Fenny]] 03:18, 1 January 2010 (CET)

== THAT DOES NOT MATTER ==
I ASK that the Ads be LIMITED ONLY onto the Side-Bar and NO WHERE ELSE. I DO NOT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT Jack Thaddeus; HE IS NOT DOING HIS OWN HOMOSEXUAL MALE KIND ANY FAVORS by TICKING ME OFF LIKE HE HAS BEEN DOING.

I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already Snail-Mailed President Barack Obama on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, am NOT only the Mayor of Cwcville, VA, IN REAL LIFE as its Main Creator, but as such, without me, you would be just bored and not have my comics and stories to enjoy, and therefore, I am Captain of the Cwcipedia. I have full appreciation for being the Webmaster, but I will have Full Respect as Captain.

--ChrisChanSonichu 23:25, 31 December 2009 (CET)

== Size does not matter. ==

Reading from Left-To-Right in MOST Countries, as well as myself, I see the ads in the left first-off and Most Better anyway. Seeing the BIG Ad in the One Spot is as terrifying as the Flash Of Light at the Instant Millisecond of DEATH, or even, technologically, the Blue Screen Of Death. And Believe Me, IN DREAMS, and even IN MOMENTS within my mind while AWAKE, I HAVE SEEN AND FELT That Death Light. Not only is it the Most Horrifying Thing Ever, but I am LOOOONG NOT READY FOR IT YET.

== Sonichu Fact or Fiction ==

It's becoming increasingly interesting that Chris is referring to the trolls as "fiction." Does he think that Sonichu is real and that the stuff he does there affects people in real life? I can assume "yes" but I think someone needs to mailbag this. [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 22:26, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Rosechu

2010-01-25T01:34:11Z

Double Nega: /* Rosechu isn't Transgender */

==What The Fuck==
I like how Chris still draws rosechu in those ''really'' short skirts and gives her the vagina of a 14-year old; seriously he does.

==Rosechus Better==
If Rosechu was transformed from a Raichu, that would actually make her better than Sonichu, stat wise. ~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
*But because she's a woman, she's weaker than Sonichu :3. Seriously though, get in Mumble and if Chris ever comes back, ask him that. Hell, I'll ask him that. I'd like to see how he explains it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:18, 9 March 2009 (CET)

==Marriage==
Need to incorporate the stuff about Sonichu marrying Rosechu here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:13, 3 August 2009 (CEST)

How about a timeline?

Rosechu's 17th birthday-December 22, 2005

Sonichu's 18th birhtday-March 17, 2006

Marriage-March 17, 2006.

Conception of Cerah-Likely the night of March 17 2006

Episode 12-Around May 29, 2006

Episode 12.5-June 27, 2006

Cerah Rosey Born-June 29, 2006

Conception of Christine- Around July 1, 2006

Christine Rosey born-October 7, 2006

Conception of Robbie- Around September 20th, 2006

Rosechu's 18th birthday-December 22, 2006

Robbie Sonee Born-February 26, 2007

Episode 15-November 2, 2007

Episodes 13/14 are undated.

Either way, Sonichu was 18 and Rosechu 17 when all 3 of their children were conceived. I leave it to a better writer to sort this out.

Oh yeah, all but the conception dates were given by Chris himself. I'm just guessing those. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 19:04, 7 August 2009 (EST)

== Completely forgotten? ==
Chris has a page for god damn simonla, but he hasn't even gotten around to making a page for Rosechu?
Isn't she the third most important character after Chris and Sonichu? [[User:Sallyfox|Sallyfox]] 03:17, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Rosechu isn't Transgender ==

Though it's fun to claim that and make Chris flustered, but Rosechu was created before 2007, and before Pokemon introduced gender differences in species. Back then, all Raichus had pointed tails. I know some Krapplefag would add it to this page.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:18, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

: That's the Joke [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 01:34, 25 January 2010 (UTC)